NewtyNewts: Almost time for the Niday Fright Faper Pight
Diabore: i hope this goes well for them, i built a good storm deck when i drafted this
Fruan: Some day someone's gonna bring Rock, and break the meta wide open
RockPusher takes a swing at the meta but finds himself hopelessly tangled in paper
powerflapjack: is it bad that i want phyrexia all will be one's limited to be not great so my LGS runs more DMR drafts in the meantime?
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powerflapjack: because it's genuinely enjoyable and low tension limited
Fruan: I suspect that even if PAWBO's draft enviroment is good, there will be a significant fraction of the playerbase that hates it because poison counters.
powerflapjack: honestly i'm mostly dreading it because i care too much about the dang lore
IbunWest: merlekWave
powerflapjack: and am planning on referring to Lukka as "that bussin' idiot" whenever I play him in my dragons or borosfriends edh decks
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definenull: the return of the w i d e table
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janmelantu: Dominaria Remastered? This is such a great draft format, hope y’all have fun
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gehennam_reborn: Anyone know why they swapped out Kill team from AFK this week?
definenull: i'm quite surprised, my sealed release party for DMR was pretty meh, glad to see others having fun with the format though
Earthenone: ben had tattoo trubs
kalamstrifevii: @gehennam_reborn They've been playing kill team?
EMNetwork: I just opened an unfinity collector's box and I choose to believe the luck of LRR staff working on it was why I pulled 4 galaxy foil shock lands
gehennam_reborn: oh, right.
janmelantu: @EMNetwork NOICE
gehennam_reborn: @kalamstrifevii Yeah, they started up having it be the last AFK of each Month back in November.
micalovits: @gehennam_reborn I think Ben was sick?
definenull: here we go!
kalamstrifevii: here we GOOO!!!!
Juliamon: Beh was having a bad allergic reaction to his new tattoo and didn't want to be on camera
Juliamon: *Ben
grgriffin3: It's time for Magical times!
stevefromdetroit: the second mastering
powerflapjack: whoa wumbo wheeler catchphrase
BusTed: 👋
ErisOfSpace: recompleated edition
mordobuus: I think there are dragons
objectivefailure: this should be good, I had a blast drafting this
CanPlayGames: I love ALL of these goofballs.
niccus: youtube comment challenge: your favorite catchphrase. n- no, not lrr catchphrase, just any catchphrase
Nukified: cool cards confirmed
janmelantu: STORM IS IN THE SET
tremblayinc: Graham! Your hair is looking fine good sir!
offbeatwitch: kind of!
offbeatwitch: so far i'm 2-for-2 on tutors pulled from 1st pick 2nd pack of my drafts
definenull: I wonder if the table will be able to reverse-engineer/guess the draft archetypes after drafting
ErisOfSpace: am awaiting a ck order for that very pin!
TheRatKings: Draft cam?
offbeatwitch: there *are* signpost uncommons but there are also other uncommons
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leviathan3942: fnpf tonight and ppr tomorrow?? you guys spoil us
RockPusher: Thine autotapper has bought a pestilence upon my plans!
Haroldholmes25: @leviathan3942 ppr next week
stizzet: hi friends!
Haroldholmes25: lrr live tomorrow though
Spanked42: So did they just not put out any spoilers for this?
niccus: lrl is also a big event tomorrow, just less of an mtg saturation
Nukified: it's like a masters set
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lightfut: Friday night drafty fight
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powerflapjack: @Spanked42 they put out the whole set in like 2 days, it was weird
offbeatwitch: there are vanilla creatures
Spanked42: @Spanked42 huh...
A_Dub888: blinker
Spanked42: That IS weird. I should go to my local store and see if they're doing anything...but then I'd not be able to watch this so ehhh
thraximore: umbraSmile yep
MegaDosX: P1P1 Rakdos the Showstopper
Nukified: rakdos on brand, yep
grgriffin3: Zombgoblins
A_Dub888: glombies
raulghoulia: gomblies
SacrificialToast: gobblies
Alas_Babylon: Pretty sure Cameron played Rakdos a couple weeks ago
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Goblins and elves, Serge.
janmelantu: The only* card that’s from the two current dominaria sets is Impulse with the DMU art
BjjBrain: walls and goblins
grgriffin3: Oooooooh
TheWriterAleph: wow a cadillacs and dinosaurs pull, nice
Loonatic93: Banding?
A_Dub888: oooooh
powerflapjack: the pure joy on wheeler's face at that
MegaDosX: We boomer Magic tonight
offbeatwitch: i played GW threshold plus GR cycling today
offbeatwitch: it went alright. shuffle wasn't that kind
Scy_Anide: Gravy
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grgriffin3: James with the soul-read
RockPusher: So, odds of some ONE rares popping up?
MegaDosX: UG ramp? Daring
protocol_gamma: What was red green?
MegaDosX: @protocol_gamma Cycling
janmelantu: I went Undefeated at my Release with Zombo Gobbos
kynelwynn: U has a lot of "when this comes into play/when you cast, untap"
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squ3e: Akroma might be
offbeatwitch: the mythics in this set are pretty solid
Nukified: yay
Mev_LAN: Akroma is NOT in this set
Field94: Φ can't wait
MegaDosX: Very hype for this PPR
squ3e: 50/50 chance on Akroma, it either is or isnt
ErisOfSpace: excited for another PPR
stizzet: there's some cards lol I hope y'all open some crazy
raulghoulia: the hypest
Fruan: PAWBO!
revjakenash: Pre-Prerelease and the Rumble same weekend!
definenull: is that a hint for edsc?
cy0nknight: Akroma is not in this set, but there are some really fun cards in the rares and mythics
Burnita: Speaking of the ppr one day I’d be delighted if you’d invite dev from sbmtg
Coricket: Wow, is Becca going to do some afk stuff?
A_Dub888: benginFingers
Night_xD: spoilers or leaks ?
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anbuagent12: $5 if someone forces Mono Brown
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Haroldholmes25: good ol graham cam
Spanked42: I'm excited to see whats in here
RockPusher: Dolly MVP
BusTed: Wheelie dolly MVP
Mev_LAN: We got Lyra Dawnbringer which is dope
YeetTheRich_: do it nelly
mistycloud21: Love this set, always felt this was a real Magic 30
Nukified: let's go Nelson
kynelwynn: RKF spells = get the sleeve
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powerflapjack: IT'S THE BOY
RockPusher high-fives BusTed
BusTed: ^5
YeetTheRich_: sick lands
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stizzet: so cam got an island or a force of will
stizzet: Serge just got a spicy pack
powerflapjack: (thumps fork and knife on table) FTK! FTK! FTK!
cy0nknight: Cam probably got borderless FoW
MegaDosX: WOW
BusTed: ooo
Alas_Babylon: <3 <3
CasualKing21: The spots on Nelson's nails kinda make me hungry from some jelly beans, but idk what favor that color would be
Nukified: nice
thraximore: ooh
Field94: LOL
MegaDosX: That is some astonishing art
Haroldholmes25: LUL
ErisOfSpace: omg
offbeatwitch: oh yeah that print is good
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
tehfewl: as someone who has done it recently swords is a defensible p1p1
Fistacles: hold on let me absorb it some more with my eyes
grgriffin3: Wheeler is merely chat's avatar
cy0nknight: The alt art is GOOD this set
A_Dub888: Benjamin "Pretty Card" Wheeler
Desruprot: shiny
YeetTheRich_: wheeler is the monkey vessel
cy0nknight: Like good good
powerflapjack: do it graham, take my precious child
Fistacles: and yes i agree, all the art-arts are very, very pretty
raulghoulia: nelson your nails are great
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Haroldholmes25: nelson about to be dual wielding
Jadaris: if you're following normal rules, always leave lands in
sblue333: LOVE Nelly's fingernails
Fistacles: alt-arts*
aitsu100: Nelly love the nail color
sblue333: Nelly like: "you passed this??"
SnowBuddy18: or, if you prefer, Grahamera
powerflapjack: the alt art FTK is so adorable
Spanked42: oh man there's a spicy blue mythic in this set
saucemaster5000: the sailor is always annoyed they're referred to as not the entertaining one
offbeatwitch: anyone got a spicy mythic yet
sblue333: I want G to draft storm so badly
sblue333: Just cut Cameron
cy0nknight: You can pull off Hermetic Studies/Horseshoe crab in this set :)
Coricket: I love horseshoe crab in this set, does fun things
sblue333: LUL
InfiniTokens: who doesn'r love a crab.
thraximore: there IS Quicksilver Dagger
offbeatwitch: crab!
Mr_Bitterness: Hermetic STudy is though I believe
objectivefailure: horseshoe crab does have combos
grgriffin3: Crab is good crab
tehfewl: dagger crab is good
A_Dub888: rayfkDont
code1300: alot of down shifts of rares
BrowneePoints: presence was ravnica right?
janmelantu: We will all become crab
Nukified: welcome to chat Wheeler
sblue333: Icatian Javlineers!
MegaDosX: @BrowneePoints Shadowmoor apparently
powerflapjack: justice for icatian moneychangers
TheRatKings: Gotta read that at least 5 times grant
3and4fifths: @BrowneePoints Pretty sure it was shadowmoor...
janmelantu: No bounce lands of any sort, cam
ErisOfSpace: it doesn't count as cheating if Wheeler gives actual draft advice to his fellow drafters
CasualKing21: If Nelson's nails were a color of jelly beans then the flavor would be Sea Salt Ice Cream from KH
M0rm0n_Freeman: I love Karoo
powerflapjack: lightning reflexes is such a good way to surprise kill one someone's stuff
WhirlwindAbyss: Hermetic studies/ horseshoe crab combo, won my draft with that
powerflapjack: xira! bug wife!
offbeatwitch: ay graham got the weird bug
stizzet: the utility lands are part of the regular rarities. basic lands are in every pack
ErisOfSpace: the retro border golds are so pretty tho
BrowneePoints: that foil retro swords is siiiick
tehfewl: id slam a xira
BrowneePoints: Rabiah
tehfewl: windmill slam*
offbeatwitch: i love xira
goombalax: Rabian Ights
BrowneePoints: Taysir my boy
BrowneePoints: Taysir needs a card
powerflapjack: only problem is xira doesn't make bee-odores
spawnofhastur: the magic cards are doing sick kickflips
SnowBuddy18: I always assume a plane is just a planet
M0rm0n_Freeman: Why is there so much horseshoe crab in this box
two_stdev: *desire for premodern stream intensifies*
BrowneePoints: Taysir, one of the only people Urza disnt want to mess with(so much so he had to kill him by proxy)
spawnofhastur: wait crop rot is in this set?
janmelantu: @BrowneePoints Gavin needs to give us the rest of the 9 Titans ASAP
Earthenone: i remember it making the flavor text on jame's Fridat nights card
powerflapjack: @spawnofhastur yes indeedie
gualdhar: has the dolly always had skateboard wheels?
cy0nknight: Yes it is @spawnofhastur
lion_byte: owo
goombalax: @M0rm0n_Freeman Carcinization mostly
powerflapjack: there are no atogs
cy0nknight: No
voslan: Maybe *Shurg*
BrowneePoints: give me Daria and Krystina and Taysir Gavin!
powerflapjack: MaRo is besides himself
TheWriterAleph: Notatog
grgriffin3: Cam
Delalelilolu: they should have put just atogatog in the set
lion_byte: untogged
Spanked42: HAHA Jester's Cap is in this set! I remember being obsessed with that card for some reason waaay back in the day
NewtyNewts: Maidenless of course
M0rm0n_Freeman: @goombalax All Will Be Crab
Dumori: Next unset we need a NostalgiaTog
Desruprot: there isn't even a-tog
matthaus_c: all my togs gone
QuixoticScrivener: I have made an executive decision that femboys count as maidens.
ogundiety: Also every single animal ever is now 'Dog'
M0rm0n_Freeman: This draft will be withoutatog
3and4fifths: Is there mistform cards in the set? if so, atogs theoretically are in the set...
Daring_Apprentice: all your togs are belong to us
tehfewl: had an op cast Worldgeorge on me, so i cast my spirit link on it, and laughed all the way to the win
janmelantu: My atoms, all banned
Alas_Babylon: Aw, togchamp, dude
NewtyNewts: Toggers!
offbeatwitch: my account been hacked. all my togs gone.
Chartle: no TogChamp FeelsBadMan
DarknessKingCoH: Who let the togs out?
powerflapjack: they didn't put slivers in either, but that's probably a design space issue
Daring_Apprentice: toggifers
FixTheJames: Who left the 'togs out? Who, who, who left the togs out?
DeGunner: Look apon my Tog field and see that it is barren...
YeetTheRich_: payoffs are overrated
aitsu100: no toggy my doggy
M0rm0n_Freeman: Atog in the hand is worth two in the deck
elah806: no you don't understand you can use multiple splinter twins on one tog
multeyemeteor: Atogboat Wheelie
KeytarCat: Oh pogger where art thou
laikagoat: fionLOL
sporkraptor: hot tog!
Symphoneers: Toggifers! Fetch the atog.
A_Dub888: The true payoff was the friends we made along the way
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Haroldholmes25: LUL
Nukified: lol
Mischievous_Catgeist: youtube please remember to Toggle the Boddle
Mischievous_Catgeist: boggle
eh_yo_flake: Wanted to drop in and wish you guys a fun draft - this set was an absolute blast to draft and I can’t wait to do it again this weekend.
SnowBuddy18: LUL
thraximore: wheelerGreed
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grgriffin3: I was here for this.
sblue333: Classicccccc
ErisOfSpace: !clip
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janmelantu: DOUBLE STORM
TheWriterAleph: LUL
powerflapjack: dad, say hi to the internet
stizzet: woops
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jeepless: Yeps
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grgriffin3: Hi Serge's dad!
sporkraptor: hi Serge's dad
TheOrigamiGamer: Hi dad
NewtyNewts: Hi Dad!
Alas_Babylon: Hey, Mr. Yager!
blip2004: can totally hear him
Spanked42: Hi dad!
Mischievous_Catgeist: hi dad!
cy0nknight: Keep this in the vid please!
tergonis: hi serges dad!
powerflapjack: HI SERGEDAD
thraximore: FBtouchdown
definenull: We can sorta hear em
SnowBuddy18: hi Dad
WhirlwindAbyss: HI DAD
lion_byte: hi serge dad
YeetTheRich_: "son, take all the red cards"
MurphEP: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
protocol_gamma: Hi Dad
cy0nknight: HI DAD
TemporallyAwry: lrrAWESOME wholesome
micalovits: Hai Serge Dad!
Symphoneers: Hi Serge's dad!
Spanked42: HE GOT THAT THING HE SENT HIM! YAY!
janmelantu: HE GOT THE PACKAGE!
objectivefailure: Hey look, another clip!
Nukified: quality mic
yuan42: package acquired?
Juliamon: package secured
Kazman20a: excelent mikes
sporkraptor: yay kitty!!!
MegaDosX: Jolrael!
powerflapjack: hwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa gamble
Spanked42: OH SHINY TAKE IT
MegaDosX: Oh shit Jolrael's in the set
multeyemeteor: "So Serge... this one time... at band camp..."
Spanked42: must have shiny!
sporkraptor: awesome kitty!
underhill33: it's black
BrowneePoints: the panther is Jolrael's token
tehfewl: 2/1 black cat for pneumbra cat
sporkraptor: all the kitties are good
Alas_Babylon: !card Penumbra Cat
LRRbot: Penumbra Bobcat [2G] | Creature — Cat [2/1] | When Penumbra Bobcat dies, create a 2/1 black Cat creature token.
LithelyUnshod: !card penumbra bobcat
LRRbot: Penumbra Bobcat [2G] | Creature — Cat [2/1] | When Penumbra Bobcat dies, create a 2/1 black Cat creature token.
aitsu100: no way
MegaDosX: It's a green token
definenull: spiderman.jpeg
lion_byte: they're good cats, Graham
Haroldholmes25: double vision
MegaDosX: !card jolrael, mwonvuli recluse
LRRbot: Jolrael, Mwonvuli Recluse [1G] | Legendary Creature — Human Druid [1/2] | Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create a 2/2 green Cat creature token. / {4}{G}{G}: Until end of turn, creatures you control have base power and toughness X/X, where X is the number of cards in your hand.
BriceShatzer: pauper banned my sweet baby atogy boy 😭😭😭
yuan42: what is that pack!!!!?
Earthenone: its a punumbra cat token
BrowneePoints: the 2/1 is the penumbra cat
offbeatwitch: they got radha in this??
janmelantu: Nelson’s pack is stacked!
Amedil: jo that radha looks so cool
M0rm0n_Freeman: Is that a collector booster wtf??
Desruprot: woah
multeyemeteor: Penumbra Robert Cat
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BrowneePoints: Nelly that pack is stacked
Daring_Apprentice: PenumbrAtog
NewtyNewts: @multeyemeteor Bobcat was my father
micalovits: Do it Graham!
multeyemeteor: @NewtyNewts Send him my regards
M0rm0n_Freeman: MORE HORSESHOE CRAB
powerflapjack: FTK, my boy
MegaDosX: What is this pack.
grgriffin3: That's an insane pack
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offbeatwitch: that incubator is worth money!
tehfewl: rahda unplayable....
goombalax: oh wow incubator is at mythic
Haroldholmes25: graham getting the hookup
SmashTCG: Bold choice G
Mr_Bitterness: Oh man, Suq'Ata Lancer was a cornerstone of my old Sligh deck
MegaDosX: So many crabs
definenull: oh wow just noticed nelly's nails PogChamp
sblue333: Are Nelson and G in the same.....?
stizzet: Serge they are like $20 right now. great time to buy
M0rm0n_Freeman: God I hope someone picked ALL the horseshoe crabs
MegaDosX: Awooga
ErisOfSpace: Why do i keep seeing mind stones. how many are there??
M0rm0n_Freeman: Yeah there’s a lot of mind stone as well
goombalax: and they just have a tap/untap crab rave
protocol_gamma: El Spidro Gigate
stizzet: eris, they are like in every pack 😂
code1300: one with spikes
janmelantu: The original spidro
NewtyNewts: Gig-ate
TheOrigamiGamer: Nelly, what color is your nail polish?
Mr_Bitterness: El SPidro Originale
ErisOfSpace: @stizzet its the retro artifacts, but only mind stone :P
powerflapjack: DA MONGA
micalovits: Serge, you have played hovermyr
sblue333: Oh there u go, Quicksilver Dagger + Crab is value
grgriffin3: He mongs spirits.
Tecnocrat: It's Crab/Hermetic Study time!
sblue333: I love Spirit Monger
powerflapjack: spiritmonger is just The Absolute House in this format
MegaDosX: !card horseshoe crab
LRRbot: Horseshoe Crab [2U] | Creature — Crab [1/3] | {U}: Untap Horseshoe Crab.
Field94: become crab
TheOrigamiGamer: !card presence of gond
LRRbot: Presence of Gond [2G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature has "{T}: Create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token."
stizzet: as Paul reveals wheeler's strategy
mistycloud21: All will be Crab
Tecnocrat: Stinging Barrier and Sigil of Sleep?
sblue333: LMAO imagine double Radha.dek
NewtyNewts: Carcinization Will Be Done
M0rm0n_Freeman: The crab rave combo isn’t in this because cryptolith rite is an innistrad card, what’s even the point
Haroldholmes25: I think graham is about to be on that LUL
Tecnocrat: Hermetic Study even references Horseshoe Crab in it's new flavor text.
Mr_Bitterness: Crab/Hermetic was the original combo
offbeatwitch: how the hell is incubator still here
WiJohn: Yar!
powerflapjack: Horseshoexia: All Will Be Crab
OlinMercury: Watching that Urza's Incubator ciecle the table is agonizing
Davlenagain: nice job paul
Fistacles: Perfect LUL
TheWriterAleph: lrrSHINE
lion_byte: kategr1Creb kategr1Creb kategr1Creb
pn55: lrrPAUL lrrSHINE
spawnofhastur: i would legtitimately watch time for crab.
grgriffin3: A+ Paul
CaptainSpam: Paul FTW
NewtyNewts: Another amazing piece of Elden Ring: Time for Crab
jessieimproved: sergeJustRight
stizzet: @olinmercury right? lol
powerflapjack: i mean in all fairness they don't keep these cards
MegaDosX: @OlinMercury Take the Incubator, play it, name Crab, play all of the Horseshoe Crabs for cheap
janmelantu: Incubator is just bad in this draft unless you’re going Goblins
multeyemeteor: Mufasa!
offbeatwitch: 457?
MegaDosX: Scryfall says 457
Mischievous_Catgeist: 236
Diabore: itll say on the card on the bottom left
MegaDosX: Yeah
offbeatwitch: yeah i think that's prints
Fistacles: 261 for the numbered system ye
Nukified: there is
OlinMercury: @janmelantu You're not wrong. Maybe the better commentary would be, "Why hasn't anyone gone for Goblins?"
Mischievous_Catgeist: galaxy brain
thraximore: I wasn't going to say anything...
Tecnocrat: That number is meaningless now.
M0rm0n_Freeman: I won’t be surprised if everyone gets a mind stone at this point
Loonatic93: I am pretty sure it isn't, but is there any chance that 'dillo Cloak is in the set?
M0rm0n_Freeman: MORE CRAB
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spawnofhastur: El Spidro Gigante!
powerflapjack: i honestly don't really like the goblin token
powerflapjack: at least compared to other ones
MegaDosX: Oh shit that's in this set
3and4fifths: !card spinal embrace
LRRbot: Spinal Embrace [3UUB] | Instant | Cast this spell only during combat. / Untap target creature you don't control and gain control of it. It gains haste until end of turn. At the beginning of the next end step, sacrifice it. If you do, you gain life equal to its toughness.
M0rm0n_Freeman: Horseshoe: The Crabbening
Mr_Bitterness: Hey look, Spinal Embrace, how Phyrexia originally controlled people before the Oil existed
bluddragon1: !card call of the herd
LRRbot: Call of the Herd [2G] | Sorcery | Create a 3/3 green Elephant creature token. / Flashback {3}{G}
janmelantu: The best goblin tokens are the Tarkir gobbos
goombalax: embrace is such a rude card
definenull: still can't believe the golgari signpose
spawnofhastur: Spinal Embrace scared the everliving fuck out of me when I was 10.
ErisOfSpace: take my elephants, please
RockPusher: Somebody set us up the elephants‽
MrGibberish: Hello friends! Which pack is this?
Dumori: 3
SnowBuddy18: 3
powerflapjack: @janmelantu i'm partial to the DMR ones
powerflapjack: er, dmu
MrGibberish: How’s the draft going so far?
Mr_Bitterness: oooo, another Sligh classic
Fistacles: Yeah was wondering how pauper was gonna be
YeetTheRich_: yo what
ErisOfSpace: @MrGibberish no one's gone mono crab, but Wheeler and Cam were cutting each other on storm
3and4fifths: @Mr_Bitterness the oil sorta existed then, according to the books, everyone in the weatherlight ingested it, to not die to the engineered plagues...
TheWriterAleph: Magic Fish
offbeatwitch: oh hello
A_Dub888: benginChamp
micalovits: Use that Rana mana to remove ice counters!
sblue333: Do eeeeeet
MrGibberish: Do it G!
powerflapjack: lmao, the surprise dark depths on wakeup
RockPusher: blubblubblubblubblub
offbeatwitch: i had someone successfully dark depths against me and i managed to draw the game instead
definenull: greed
Uzumaki15: Do It!
sblue333: yesssssss
grgriffin3: Hell yeah G
Spanked42: Atta boy, Graham!
ErisOfSpace: wait, there's snow lands in this set?
hidingbox: Believe you can do it!
Welbog: Graham is gaining power
janmelantu: Marit Lage 2020! One counter at a time if that’s what it takes
SnowBuddy18: deproliferate
definenull: i'm guessing the other card in that combo is not here
Mr_Bitterness: @Mr_Bitterness True, but it wasn't the silly mutagenic magic nanobot oil it is now
hidingbox: Just sink 30 mana the old fashioned way
sblue333: Call of the herd came all around too
tehfewl: 2 xira?
Spanked42: o7 good luck
spawnofhastur: If you've got time to dab, you've got time for crab.
BrowneePoints: Xira! My QUEEN
tehfewl: jund drafter could have been EATin
TheWriterAleph: those animals
NewtyNewts: The Zoobs
voslan: Who doesn't graham?
RockPusher: The perfect Dolly-push by G there
Spanked42: why do I keep hearing about zoobamafoo lately
saucemaster5000: zoobooomafoo's apology video was weird
Spanked42: I'd never heard of this show until like two days ago...
BrowneePoints: Defunct tv
ErisOfSpace: zaboomafoo was the bomb
BrowneePoints: I grew up on Zaboomafoo
NewtyNewts: @voslan I haven't grahamed in quite a while... they're too expensive at the local grocery
grgriffin3: Zaboomafo was rad
janmelantu: *Zoboomafoo
grgriffin3: Also watched Kratt's Creatures
betazed15: Kratts are still solid entertainment.
BusTed: 😬
betazed15: We took our kid to that a few years back, they put in a great show
trevorwisn: wild kratts is the main show i'm excited to hear my students watch
powerflapjack: zaboomafoo went to live on a farm upstate, sorry
NotCainNorAbel: well we can...just a different website
gualdhar: Zaboomafoo has been unalived for quite some time
spawnofhastur: wet ball?
the777s: how long do lemures live? a few years? months?
BrowneePoints: Wasnt Zaboos actual name Adrian or something
powerflapjack: lemures technically live forever because they ghosts
gnyrinn: You want Zaboomafoo? Anyone got a shovel?
Diabore: @the777s 16-19 years apparently
definenull: PIVOT
TwitchTVsFrank: wait was zaboomafoo a real animal i thought it was a puppet?
Dmk218: PIVOT
Welbog: Pivot? What is this, Excel?
code1300: five color good stuff
SnowBuddy18: everybody pivot left
Dumori: @TwitchTVsFrank Both and animated as well
juliebean78: He was both.
MrGibberish: Who’s excited about tomorrow?
Diabore: @the777s up to 30 in captivity
BrowneePoints: Jovian
BrowneePoints: The lemur that played Zaboo was named Jovian
petey_vonwho: you can have one more pack, as a treat
TwitchTVsFrank: @dumori ah that makes sense
Burnita: Do one more! Screw tomorrow for self interest today!
NotCainNorAbel: this was a practice draft
micalovits: Just do the 5 minutte card trading you talked about on TTC
Fistacles: wait, you guys dont do practice drafts?
ErisOfSpace: you can open another pack, Cam, but you can't add any to your deck. you just have to suffer
YeetTheRich_: very good
sblue333: Wait this show isn't scripted?
BrowneePoints: play the Queen Graham
spawnofhastur: That'd be a problem for future you, and what has that asshole ever done for you?
BrowneePoints: you know you want to
BusTed: duDudu
Loonatic93: Primates, in general, have fairly long life spans. Especially in captivity.
definenull: anybody got some spice?
powerflapjack: i tried to make avarax work. it did not.
BusTed: oh dear
SkyfisherLala: ah you going too fast LUL
ErisOfSpace: Sandstorm is kind of cheating at that "song or magic card" game
Fistacles: of out of all the packs 1, that certainly is one
powerflapjack: serge, sweetheart, why
Gooseblast: ? LUL
janmelantu: Serge, buddy
A_Dub888: Serge "Turbo Fog" Yager
laikagoat: fionLOL
sporkraptor: good luck y'all XD
t7112: cool
BrowneePoints: TURBO FOG!!!
TwitchTVsFrank: poor cam
Diabore: oh cam buddy
Alas_Babylon: Serge is on Arena no-win-con Soul Sisters
Dumori: Storm vs life gain
YeetTheRich_: serge heard two people are on storm and chose violence
multeyemeteor: Don't switch lanes, Serge... that deck's perfect
SnowBuddy18: I take it Cam is trying to count to 20 and 21 is too much
powerflapjack: serge "decking myself" yager
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ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: another box
ErisOfSpace: so this is the first time i've caught a live FNPF. How long are the breaks normally?
ihlendrax: Nooooo. It’s all boxes.
SnowBuddy18: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: an edible that allows your D&D character to communicate directly with Twitch chat
Alas_Babylon: Not terribly long, about 5-10 minutes
Alas_Babylon: If that
dabomb1313: Wait…did they just draft?
ErisOfSpace: cool :)
Fistacles: yes
Juliamon: ErisOfSpace 5-ish to deckbuild, standard breaks are 3 minutes
Alas_Babylon: Yep
dabomb1313: Oh darn I missed the whole draft lol
dabomb1313: Guess I get to go into the games blind then ^^
ihlendrax: Oh that’s an interesting edible option. I might steal that for my next D&D game.
Juliamon: I want to rewatch that DF every time that box entry comes up
BusTed: Oh yeah... that was great.
Juliamon: but it's not the same without Serge's chat interaction
BusTed: What a clever hook.
MrGibberish: Which DF is that?
Juliamon: Night at the Golden Duck
MrGibberish: Also, depending how chat reacts, could be mentally scarring to the character
namagem1: Oh is this the post-draft pre-game-1 break?
Juliamon: yup
namagem1: Cool, I lost internet for a bit
SacrificialToast: Watch & Play :o
namagem1: Wait why does Is This Your Card show Pokémon SV?
ErisOfSpace: there was a tiktok suggesting a dnd item to allow a player to hear out-of-game conversations, but if they ever said how they knew meta-knowledge, they would die instantly
Juliamon: Because that's the game for January
Spades_Slicc: Anyone in chat have experience with having Wisdom teeth taken out? I have a question not covered by the instructions I was given and the oral surgeons place is closed now
Juliamon: Wheeler's been playing VGC (competitive)
namagem1: Oh interesting
SkyfisherLala: @Spades_Slicc I had two of mine removed
SkyfisherLala: but aint no docotr
definenull: @Spades_Slicc i had all 4 of mine removed about 4 years ago
namagem1: It’s… off brand, but I guess it checks out
Juliamon: It's autobattler-like, was his excuse
NewtyNewts: @Spades_Slicc I had mine removed a bit longer than that
sporkraptor: got my last one out about ten years ago--I was sad to lose it, it was an incisor rather than a molar. I called it my "wisdom fang"
TwitchTVsFrank: @spades_slicc check your paperwork they often have a 24/7 number to call
SnowBuddy18: @sporkraptor they're trying to de-vampire you
ErisOfSpace: I only have two, was told they'd work themselves out on their own. that was a few years ago..
sporkraptor: @sporkraptor joke's on them, I was a werewolf all along XD
Juliamon: It makes sense though when you think about it. You have 6 mons with 4 moves each, you anti-sideboard down to 4 before each game. There are metas, certain teams that have unique wincons, etc.
InvokeDespair: only two of my wisdom teeth were bad but the dentist reccomended getting them all out at once
Juliamon: anyway, I wasn't born with wisdom teeth so that stuff's all foreign to me
greyducky: Where’s my ff button? OMG. I’m watching live. How did that happen?!?
namagem1: Ik, I’m usually a vod guy tii
namagem1: Too*
BrowneePoints: alright, I'm full of Barbacoa Burrito and Salsa Verde, let's do this
namagem1: It’s weird being live
Styxseus: @greyducky It's what happens when you forward all the way to the present LUL
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
RAZRBCK08: I had some BBQ earlier for dinner
northos: lrrSIG
Spades_Slicc: @sporkraptor Did you have .. an incisor at the back of your mouth?
sporkraptor: @sporkraptor yeah, way at the back of my molars. XD
itira: im having a ceasar salad with shrimp and a sweet potato on the side for dinner :)
greyducky: I want to rewind to when I didn’t have to pay taxes and stuff
sporkraptor: augh, I meant a canine, not an incisor, lol--does that make it less weird? XD
Juliamon: No.
sporkraptor: hence why it was a "wisdom fang"
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Juliamon: Teeth are just weird.
namagem1: They’re HEEEEEERE
TheWriterAleph: lah cwaaaahhh
SnowBuddy18: @Juliamon no teeth wouldn't be less weird though
sporkraptor: la qwah
Haroldholmes25: la croix boi
theamc2000: Hi James
sporkraptor: la crox
ErisOfSpace: this just in, LRR must attack each round if able
TheRatKings: Oh shoot, I have one of those cameras at my work. Cool
janmelantu: @ErisOfSpace They can’t be blocked by walls either
Night_xD: the set is pretty great. did a nice draft today too
TheWriterAleph: LUL
definenull: CAM
YeetTheRich_: very good
CavemanKellen: and clippedddd
Haroldholmes25: we haven't all been playing since the 90s LUL
goombalax: Belch ASMR
itira: gross lolol
liogigan: oh dear
ErisOfSpace: oh god Cam
Juliamon: now I'm thinking about those masses that get surgically removed and they have whole-ass teeth in them
SgtBrink: holy moly
sporkraptor: Cam keeping it ~~classy~~
powerflapjack: good gravy cam
northos: second bowl of chili is free, right chat?
3and4fifths: twice the flavor, zero calories
sblue333: OH I just got "second burrito's always free" I love that
micalovits: That was impressive
LRRbot: Millikin [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/1] | {T}, Mill a card: Add {C}.
ErisOfSpace: @Juliamon I *didn't* want to be thinking about that..
SnowBuddy18: what does Controlk mean?
sporkraptor: teeth can form in any mucous membrane in the body :D
thraximore: Davvol!
janmelantu: @SnowBuddy18 It has blacK in it
Daring_Apprentice: Davvol
thraximore: from [[Carnival of Souls]
LRRbot: Terminal Moraine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Terminal Moraine: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
thraximore: !Card carnival of souls
LRRbot: Carnival of Souls [1B] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, you lose 1 life and add {B}.
sblue333: Sucks that the images are the MTGO mock-ups
itira: @sporkraptor cursed
Mr_Bitterness: Davoll, the Evincar of Rath before Volrath
LRRbot: Drifting Meadow | Land | Drifting Meadow enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {W}. / Cycling {2}
sporkraptor: @sporkraptor <3
Daring_Apprentice: Davvol *chose* to have it worse as the evincar
sblue333: WoTC pls give HD card pics
Diabore: mill
LRRbot: Renewed Faith [2W] | Instant | You gain 6 life. / Cycling {1}{W} / When you cycle Renewed Faith, you may gain 2 life.
hidingbox: Need to mill
sotil_leavninfa: mill
3and4fifths: MILL
sotil_leavninfa: MI;LLL
northos: lrrJUDGE
djalternative: okay. calm down all caps brigade
roboticshaman: Make some flour
LRRbot: Fa'adiyah Seer [1G] | Creature — Human Shaman [1/1] | {T}: Draw a card and reveal it. If it isn't a land card, discard it.
DarknessKingCoH: @sblue333 But then you'll be able to print HQ proxies! Kappa
Diabore: emphasis on bad
LRRbot: Terror [1B] | Instant | Destroy target nonartifact, nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.
djalternative: if to no one else, give HD card pics to Feminine Desires
LRRbot: Aven Fisher [3U] | Creature — Bird Soldier [2/2] | Flying / When Aven Fisher dies, you may draw a card.
TheRatKings: Kinda like doomblade
janmelantu: Terror seems bad in Mirrodin
Vandristine: not the lions
Haroldholmes25: one off threshold pog
Spades_Slicc: @janmelantu Good thing this is Dominaria
BrowneePoints: been a long time since I've cast og terror
LRRbot: Glory [3WW] | Creature — Incarnation [3/3] | Flying / {2}{W}: Choose a color. Creatures you control gain protection from the chosen color until end of turn. Activate only if Glory is in your graveyard.
Spades_Slicc: What do people think of the gross new arena pet?
Spades_Slicc: I love it
thraximore: love the art on Glory
Alas_Babylon: Still not pulling me away from Kamigawa doggo
namagem1: Man I very when terror was premium removal
LRRbot: Ichor Slick [2B] | Sorcery | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn. / Cycling {2} / Madness {3}{B}
laikagoat: its no bolt hound, but i like it
Diabore: threshold online
Alas_Babylon: 6 mana to draw a card and can't be countered, pog
Vandristine: dank removal
LRRbot: Krosan Restorer [2G] | Creature — Human Druid [1/2] | {T}: Untap target land. / Threshold — {T}: Untap up to three target lands. Activate only if seven or more cards are in your graveyard.
thraximore: @Alas_Babylon the spell can still be countered, madness is a cast
Diabore: @Alas_Babylon you can counter madness, youre still casting the spell
frank_the_great: I went 2-1 when I drafted DMR. Lost to a mono B deck with two Gauntlet of Powers and two Chainers
Alas_Babylon: right, bleh, what am I thinking of
Spades_Slicc: Nelly untaps with 9 lands
MegaDosX: That is bizarre
Diabore: @Alas_Babylon channel?
Spades_Slicc: mana*
Nukified: not bound to sorcery?
MegaDosX: But it tracks with how it's worded
Alas_Babylon: Probably lol
LRRbot: Man-o'-War [2U] | Creature — Jellyfish [2/2] | When Man-o'-War enters the battlefield, return target creature to its owner's hand.
grgriffin3: That's a fascinating wording choice
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
thraximore: @Alas_Babylon Decree of Pain
eggsucculent: gotta love removal
Alas_Babylon: Maybe
thraximore: !card decree of pain
LRRbot: Decree of Pain [6BB] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated. Draw a card for each creature destroyed this way. / Cycling {3}{B}{B} / When you cycle Decree of Pain, all creatures get −2/−2 until end of turn.
Diabore: right yeah there are some cycles that have an effect on cycle
LRRbot: Phyrexian Ghoul [2B] | Creature — Phyrexian Zombie [2/2] | Sacrifice a creature: Phyrexian Ghoul gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
code1300: is glory any time
LRRbot: Kavu Primarch [3G] | Creature — Kavu [3/3] | Kicker {4} / Convoke / If Kavu Primarch was kicked, it enters the battlefield with four +1/+1 counters on it.
LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
Spades_Slicc: Hey @unarmedoracle does Ghoul get into Aristocrats? Kappa
SkyfisherLala: !card fallen angel
LRRbot: Fallen Angel [3BB] | Creature — Angel [3/3] | Flying / Sacrifice a creature: Fallen Angel gets +2/+1 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Phyrexian Debaser [3B] | Creature — Phyrexian Carrier [2/2] | Flying / {T}, Sacrifice Phyrexian Debaser: Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn.
Wonderdoc: !card glory
LRRbot: Glory [3WW] | Creature — Incarnation [3/3] | Flying / {2}{W}: Choose a color. Creatures you control gain protection from the chosen color until end of turn. Activate only if Glory is in your graveyard.
Alas_Babylon: To whoever was asking: yes, Glory can be activated as an instant
LRRbot: Deadwood Treefolk [5G] | Creature — Treefolk [3/6] | Vanishing 3 / When Deadwood Treefolk enters or leaves the battlefield, return another target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Wonderdoc: Yes glory is any time
MegaDosX: Neat!
eggsucculent: what a swell fella
SkyfisherLala: thats a common?
Alas_Babylon: 4 mana 3/3 or 8 mana 6/6 is still kinda eh even with Convoke, yeah
SnowBuddy18: 8 mana 7/7
BrowneePoints: deadwood treefolk is still an all star in Animar commander decks
MegaDosX: Reminds me a bit of that seven mana 5/5 wurm from GRN
Alas_Babylon: 7/7, math hard
BrowneePoints: why you say? only 1 colored pip
LRRbot: Fact or Fiction [3U] | Instant | Reveal the top five cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. Put one pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
SacrificialToast: but what if it's a 0 mana 7/7
definenull: wowza
LRRbot: Circular Logic [2U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1} for each card in your graveyard. / Madness {U}
eggsucculent: eotfofyl??
Pharmacistjudge: Was I the only one hoping for 5 lands?
Dmc3628: no pharmacistjudge
BusTed: @Pharmacistjudge I was thinking it.
SnowBuddy18: it would have been hilarious
Dmc3628: that curse be powerful
MegaDosX: Card reader doesn't enjoy foils
WiJohn: !mystic en
LRRbot: Mystic Enforcer [2GW] | Creature — Human Nomad Mystic [3/3] | Protection from black / Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, Mystic Enforcer gets +3/+3 and has flying.
NotCainNorAbel: It was a possibility pharmacistjudge
LRRbot: Glory [3WW] | Creature — Incarnation [3/3] | Flying / {2}{W}: Choose a color. Creatures you control gain protection from the chosen color until end of turn. Activate only if Glory is in your graveyard.
HadesLeprechaun: underrated commander card
LRRbot: Kavu Primarch [3G] | Creature — Kavu [3/3] | Kicker {4} / Convoke / If Kavu Primarch was kicked, it enters the battlefield with four +1/+1 counters on it.
micalovits: Isn't that 8 mana?
restokiki: primarch is 8 mana
MegaDosX: Yeah I think that should be eight
hidingbox: should indeed be 8
Dmc3628: FTK is like the uber baller and everyone else is like we exist
MegaDosX: 3G plus 4
micalovits: No clue, but you had mana up anyway
MegaDosX: How dare you Nelson, we demand you play perfectly lrrBEEJ
WiJohn: 8 mana vanilla 7/7? Those were more innocent times
thraximore: wow, Glory is REALLY good in this deck
MegaDosX: Or give it indestructible
goombalax: Primarch of the Kavu Legion
LRRbot: Royal Assassin [1BB] | Creature — Human Assassin [1/1] | {T}: Destroy target tapped creature.
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eggsucculent: classic
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
kynelwynn: Craw Wurm is a 6/4. did you mean Yavimaya Wurm, Nelly?
Fistacles: I remember first playing and thinking Royal Assassin was the coolest card ever. that and Avatar of Woe.
yuan42: royal assassin is in this?
LRRbot: Polluted Mire | Land | Polluted Mire enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. / Cycling {2}
tehfewl: icy manip is in this set
janmelantu: This set seems very “schoolyard magic”
mistycloud21: Surprised he didn’t give them protection black
LRRbot: Mystic Enforcer [2GW] | Creature — Human Nomad Mystic [3/3] | Protection from black / Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, Mystic Enforcer gets +3/+3 and has flying.
WalrusOntheCourt: Ouch!
mistycloud21: Never mind
kynelwynn: @janmelantu With the WUBG tutors and Force of Will
Haroldholmes25: seems p good against the black deck
Dmc3628: once enforcer got out of bolt range it's oofa
LRRbot: Maze of Ith | Land | {T}: Untap target attacking creature. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by that creature this turn.
DiscountDoubleCzech: LUL
thraximore: ooooooh
Dmc3628: BABY
Haroldholmes25: the tech!
A_Dub888: benginChamp
LRRbot: Urborg Syphon-Mage [2B] | Creature — Human Spellshaper [2/2] | {2}{B}, {T}, Discard a card: Each other player loses 2 life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
janmelantu: @kynelwynn Enlightened tutor for a Juggernaut
Desruprot: Nelly didn't ask for this
MegaDosX: People used that in Neon Dynasty limited to ninjutsu at end of combat too
Fistacles: yep. i think thats what made Dynasty limited so fun, since they were ETB triggers instead of damage triggers
BrowneePoints: there were some old infinite mana combos using maze of with mid combat too
eshplode: Oh neat. The Maze of Ith + Krosan Restorer combo is in this
kynelwynn: So Sir Lancelot storming the wedding in Holy Grail?
graal_smith: Does Nelson say "This one's bigger" a lot?
BrowneePoints: maze of ith*
code1300: gg
Pharmacistjudge: So what does questing beast do in that story since it says you can’t prevent combat savage?
BrowneePoints: !card Krosan Restorer
LRRbot: Krosan Restorer [2G] | Creature — Human Druid [1/2] | {T}: Untap target land. / Threshold — {T}: Untap up to three target lands. Activate only if seven or more cards are in your graveyard.
graal_smith: @Pharmacistjudge If combat damage was preventable, it wouldn't be much of a quest, now would it?
LRRbot: Remote Isle | Land | Remote Isle enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U}. / Cycling {2}
SnowBuddy18: @Pharmacistjudge I think in story it gives you the quest to go on (also an irl questing beast was just a giraffe)
ShaneLeeAtk: It has a faint pastry backend
MegaDosX: James says maths is for blockers
Spades_Slicc: Does that taste like the wine Limoncello?
BrowneePoints: the local bbq place here make a Limoncello Marscapone Cake and it's amazing
Dmc3628: yeah the out was howl from beyond on an unblocked one
code1300: protection both colors
sporkraptor: Cam refilling his burrito
MegaDosX: Always give your opponent the opportunity to make a mistake
YeetTheRich_: always give your opponent the opportunity to misplay
Dmc3628: i enjoyed that with my rakdos goblins pool
graal_smith: Awooo! Werewolves of Dominaria!
YeetTheRich_: @MegaDosX ayy
MegaDosX: @YeetTheRich_ benginFingers
ShaneLeeAtk: I do enjoy a good dram of limoncello.
BrowneePoints: Burrito Canon
saucemaster5000: One day I'll open my restaurant "Urban Food Log"
WiJohn: Howl from Beyond? Man that's a card I have not thought about in a minute
Spades_Slicc: Always give your OP (me) the opportunity to mess up (I will)
objectivefailure: They have a burrito called "Meat Tornado"
Spanked42: I'd go to burrito cannon if they shot them to me from a cannon
janmelantu: @objectivefailure heard a guy died from eating it
BrowneePoints: C e o Entrepreneur, Born in 1964....Jeffrey....Jeffrey Bezos...🎶
Laserbeaks_Fury: Burrito Cannon is great, but the recoil can sneak up on you
sporkraptor: I misheard that as "burrito cam" and was thinking "no... we really don't need to see that"
LRRbot: Fa'adiyah Seer [1G] | Creature — Human Shaman [1/1] | {T}: Draw a card and reveal it. If it isn't a land card, discard it.
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Spades_Slicc: Because I brought it up earlier would any of the people who were willing to talk about their wisdom tooth removal experiences like to say if you kept your teeth?
LRRbot: Phyrexian Rager [2B] | Creature — Phyrexian Horror [2/2] | When Phyrexian Rager enters the battlefield, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
tehfewl: whenever i play a Protection from X creature against an X deck, I always remember why they stopped printing protection.
Pharmacistjudge: So chat. Did they discuss the possibility if there was a Phyrexian invasion of their packs?
BrowneePoints: Well you see, after eating there and having a few drinks YOU become the Burrito Cannon later in your bathroom
LRRbot: Icatian Javelineers [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | Icatian Javelineers enters the battlefield with a javelin counter on it. / {T}, Remove a javelin counter from Icatian Javelineers: It deals 1 damage to any target.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Rage As The Machine
janmelantu: @Pharmacistjudge No
LRRbot: Aven Fisher [3U] | Creature — Bird Soldier [2/2] | Flying / When Aven Fisher dies, you may draw a card.
Verrain2: Now there is an old friend. The one shot Tim.
LRRbot: Crop Rotation [G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. / Search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
laikagoat: @Spades_Slicc I did not, tho I don't think they offered.
theamc2000: There are no drew tucker javelinneers
Spades_Slicc: @laikagoat you have to ask and most of them will be in pieces
code1300: dark depths lol
thraximore: My uncle tells stories of how he and his friends would use random items for the Javelin tokens, and they'd throw them at each other when activating it. So you had to chuck a spoon at whatever your target was PrideLaugh
Haroldholmes25: love how much nelly's deck just churns stuff into the bin
Laserbeaks_Fury: Terminal Moraine, count to 4
Spades_Slicc: OG atraxa plus this dude with a spear
Tiny_Genius_: !card terminal moraine
LRRbot: Terminal Moraine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Terminal Moraine: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Murf13: Cam's thinking of the Scott Kirschner art
LRRbot: Phyrexian Scuta [3B] | Creature — Phyrexian Zombie [3/3] | Kicker—Pay 3 life. / If Phyrexian Scuta was kicked, it enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it.
Verrain2: Read that Phyrexian Santa.
code1300: use to be rare
sporkraptor: ho ho ho, merry assimilation
LRRbot: Mystic Enforcer [2GW] | Creature — Human Nomad Mystic [3/3] | Protection from black / Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, Mystic Enforcer gets +3/+3 and has flying.
theamc2000: Did that phyrexian steal a coalition shield.
Spades_Slicc: If you have a full playset of Scuta . . . Does that count as a Scuta Mob?
MegaDosX: A casual four mana 6/6 with flying and pro black
mistycloud21: James has so many Phyrexians feels like he’s playing the next set.
SnowBuddy18: @Spades_Slicc no, it's a Scuta Swarm
BrowneePoints: I used to ride a Phyrexian Scuta to school, but then it hit me in the shin once and tried to compleat me and just no bueno
Dmc3628: or manowars
jaqofspades: Is Scuta an acronym like scuba?
LRRbot: Jalum Tome [3] | Artifact | {2}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Spades_Slicc: @BrowneePoints This makes you smarter than Lukka
sblue333: 3GW: Kill James
MegaDosX: @Spades_Slicc Low bar tbh
SnowBuddy18: @jaqofspades self contained universal transmission aparatus
Dmc3628: Multiverse's New favorite gameshow Are you Smarter than a Lukka
Bionull: I think Mystic Enforcer is why Elesh is doing better than Yawgmoth.
MegaDosX: "You were drunk!"
jaqofspades: @MegaDosX And how!
LRRbot: Vigilant Sentry [1WW] | Creature — Human Nomad [2/2] | Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, Vigilant Sentry gets +1/+1 and has "{T}: Target attacking or blocking creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn."
Laserbeaks_Fury: Merry Phthisis to All
Spades_Slicc: @jaqofspades Semi Cannabalistic Undead Throwing Arm
multeyemeteor: Does it have Vigilant, though?
laundreydhull: why trade driving for wine, brain?
Alas_Babylon: Now, if you *give* it vigilance...
Fistacles: wait Vigilant Sentry without vigilance is... something
LRRbot: Ichor Slick [2B] | Sorcery | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn. / Cycling {2} / Madness {3}{B}
MegaDosX: He did the thing!
Dmc3628: ick slick
MegaDosX: I do quite like Ichor Slick allowing you to do that
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yuan42: @laundreydhull survival instincts is my guess
kynelwynn: GW -is- the Threshold combo in the set tho
code1300: 6 or 7
theamc2000: Does Nelly have the Nantuko threshold land?
MegaDosX: There have been some very fancy basics in recent years
Alas_Babylon: Full-art lands are no longer a gimmick, so they have to make the gimmick more gimmicky
SnowBuddy18: every set feels like there's new banger full art lands
frank_the_great: The un ones are so good
LRRbot: Man-o'-War [2U] | Creature — Jellyfish [2/2] | When Man-o'-War enters the battlefield, return target creature to its owner's hand.
noa2828: The Avon lands are older
Alas_Babylon: Which isn't necessarily a bad thing
BrowneePoints: lorwyn and shadowmoor had some fun lands
Dmc3628: whichever is the APAC one with the Merlion cause I like my Singapore heritage
LRRbot: Crop Rotation [G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. / Search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
multeyemeteor: rotate them crops, baby
code1300: dark depths
frogomb: Zebras plains is best plains
objectivefailure: I've been taking unfinity basics with me to my lgs for limited events.
DeGunner: I like my white border revised basics for limited
LRRbot: Mystic Enforcer [2GW] | Creature — Human Nomad Mystic [3/3] | Protection from black / Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, Mystic Enforcer gets +3/+3 and has flying.
TheOtherTrevor: I've already got about 5 different sets of draft lands and have finally been resisting temptation to collect additional sets
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL rotate all crops 90 degrees
sblue333: LUL
theamc2000: :duck
Pharmacistjudge: Yea?
sporkraptor: *loool*
elah806: Personally I really love a developed or populated Swamp. Most Swamps are ruins and it's nice to see one that shows active signs of sustained life. Like that one that's a marshy cityscape with a lot of bright oranges, forget the set
xXAYAYAXx: is that man o war?
henrycrun: Yes, Swamps that don't inherently look "evil"
petey_vonwho: they made that an UNCOMMON!?!
Spades_Slicc: @xXAYAYAXx No it's a phyrexian scuta
definenull: mystic enforcer is p nasty
LRRbot: Fact or Fiction [3U] | Instant | Reveal the top five cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. Put one pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
xXAYAYAXx: FOFin it up
code1300: wish they use the shark art for mana o war
BrowneePoints: @elah806 that might be og kamigawa
WalrusOntheCourt: I'm hoping for reprints of Yargle someday...
LRRbot: Aven Fisher [3U] | Creature — Bird Soldier [2/2] | Flying / When Aven Fisher dies, you may draw a card.
janmelantu: @elah806 Kaladesh had a really cool swamp art like you described
tehfewl: Riff Raff, Street Wraith
TheLodgium: EOTFOFYL?
xXAYAYAXx: Bruh
MegaDosX: It really is a rude card
janmelantu: (KLD 257)
theamc2000: James, best choice off fact or fiction
definenull: I choose death!
DarknessKingCoH: The Plains Cam was talking about is Plains 334 from Invasion.
elah806: @elah806 YES! that's the one. The Kaladesh swamp reminds me very much of marshy coastal cities in the American south, like Charleston SC
sporkraptor: graham and... that one guy
Pharmacistjudge: There is a reason flat protection is not a thing in current standard sets
jaqofspades: So many good arts for lands over the years.
Dmc3628: i enjoyed DOMR, i got to live my life as goblin king, double prospector 4 matrons and one siege gang
Pharmacistjudge: Embrace chaos. Use different land arts in your draft lands
noa2828: Graham and a CAG member whos position on my CAG member tier-list will remain secret
SnowBuddy18: @Pharmacistjudge what if I have draft sets but each basic type is a different set?
janmelantu: @elah806 Or my hometown of Houston
Pharmacistjudge: That’s fine. My draft lands are all from different sets.
Pharmacistjudge: Mine is a celebration of different drama and templates of basic lands over the years
Pharmacistjudge: Frames and templates.
Loonatic93: !card mystic enforcer
LRRbot: Mystic Enforcer [2GW] | Creature — Human Nomad Mystic [3/3] | Protection from black / Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, Mystic Enforcer gets +3/+3 and has flying.
akromatirel: that moment I wish i could play FNM but I'm stuck at work till after 11pm
Pharmacistjudge: I have Beta, unlimited, one of each un-set, several secret lairs…
xXAYAYAXx: pride is one of the deadly sins
akromatirel: !card Braids, conjurer adept
LRRbot: Braids, Conjurer Adept [2UU] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player may put an artifact, creature, or land card from their hand onto the battlefield.
Pharmacistjudge: But Pride is Escanor
akromatirel: which one is Diana again?
Pharmacistjudge: which I have not watched that anime outside of YouTube clips
Dmc3628: Diane is envy i think
akromatirel: which sin*
Dmc3628: if we talking Taizai right?
Pharmacistjudge: Pride is also Shido
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Pharmacistjudge: Minor spoilers
thraximore: PrideLaugh
definenull: nailed it
Dmc3628: excellent
itira: none of us know
Dog_of_Myth: Just got here, what have I missed?
frank_the_great: Like brainstorming, no
janmelantu: Greatest intro yet
midnightcurryjazz: d o x x
Spades_Slicc: Serge is Wheelin' Graham? 😳😳
TheWriterAleph: lrrWOW
TheOrigamiGamer: Nailed it I know, thank you moving on.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
anbuagent12: True.
NotCainNorAbel: i always wonder
Dog_of_Myth: scoopsCHEER scoopsCHEER
MegaDosX: Anyone else hear that bus coming?
Haroldholmes25: LUL
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
DeM0nFiRe: You were gone forever, I counted
grgriffin3: Serge.
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MrTheWalrus: Magic magic magic.
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Mischievous_Catgeist: firedx
sblue333: Serge is gonna get fired live
aitsu100: serge is froggy today
Dmc3628: Serge still wanting to live the life that double stifled wheeler
tehfewl: im literally goldfishing my pauper commander deck... i feel extremely called out
NotCainNorAbel: and we're back
MegaDosX: First Serge double stifles Wheeler, and now this
nickdawg20: We knew the whole time
Diabore: so i wonder if wheeler or cam got a high tide
plundypops: I have spent an hour filling out OGL feedback so it went by real fast Serge!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
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lochnessseammonster: i like punchy serge PrideLaugh
lightfut: this segment is a shambles
LRRbot: Polluted Mire | Land | Polluted Mire enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. / Cycling {2}
kynelwynn: these names. *chef's kiss*
Diabore: welp, deck names answers my question LUL
kinkerbellrose: Only thing better than watching LRR on youtube, is catching it live.
WalrusOntheCourt: Where it shows Wheeler's sleeved cards... Or not...
sblue333: I'm literally a goldfish watching this stream
BrowneePoints: @elah806 so I spent 10minutes looking and yea Kamigawa and Dominaria both have a basic swamp with a Swamp Town in the art
A_Dub888: Mountain goes what?
sblue333: Its like that checkpoint story
MegaDosX: Game doesn't start until turn five
topofthemorningdew: it pains me to see wheeler play without sleeves
Haroldholmes25: this is a barn burner
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Dmc3628: Junder dome
LRRbot: Radha, Heir to Keld [RG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Warrior [2/2] | Whenever Radha, Heir to Keld attacks, you may add {R}{R}. / {T}: Add {G}.
Armoric: Does resleeving count as goldfishing?
Diabore: e-radha
kynelwynn: Errr.. Radha?
LRRbot: Horseshoe Crab [2U] | Creature — Crab [1/3] | {U}: Untap Horseshoe Crab.
BusTed: pennyCrabgod
MegaDosX: Time for crab!
KingOfDoma: I am gonna make it through this game if it kills me
petey_vonwho: that was my very first commander!
Dmc3628: if you got tioe for gab
Witchy_Diana: Time for crab!
Fistacles: 🦀
kinkerbellrose: I just think of Chowder. "Radda Radda."
CastleOtranto: Has that card been e-Radha'ed?
Witchy_Diana: Claws up!
Sleep_Tight: 🦀
sporkraptor: give the crab a knife
MegaDosX: Like the dolphins in Hitchhikers Guide
YeetTheRich_: the crabs had enough of our shit
comrade_cards: !flavor horseshoe crab
LithelyUnshod: end of combat
tehfewl: steps and phases
MegaDosX: lrrJUDGE
Dmc3628: yeah this is before they made the warlord one
Pharmacistjudge: Step and phase
midnightcurryjazz: and on attack
MegaDosX: !card leyline tyrant
LRRbot: Leyline Tyrant [2RR] | Creature — Dragon [4/4] | Flying / You don't lose unspent red mana as steps and phases end. / When Leyline Tyrant dies, you may pay any amount of {R}. When you do, it deals that much damage to any target.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Mana clears every phase and step, yes. I'm not sure if there's a functional difference between the two anymore.
TheOrigamiGamer: As steps and phases end is a sentence burned into my brain
cheshire_creeper: A 2/2 for two that taps for Green is actually really good for this set
akromatirel: wish i could use index on my phone for pictures
KypFox: There’s a great flavor text cycle with horseshoe crab, high tide, and hermetic study
YeetTheRich_: or two lightning bolts to the face
mistycloud21: Mana burn is back 🔥
cheshire_creeper: That's how you know every card is really badly stated
Sleep_Tight: Step and phase is my signature dance move
Field94: dark depth vs high tide? what is this highlander circa [year]?
LRRbot: Spiritmonger [3BG] | Creature — Beast [6/6] | Whenever Spiritmonger deals damage to a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on Spiritmonger. / {B}: Regenerate Spiritmonger. / {G}: Spiritmonger becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
definenull: oh no
Dmc3628: old school beatings
definenull: they're so big
LRRbot: Floodgate [3U] | Creature — Wall [0/5] | Defender / When Floodgate has flying, sacrifice it. / When Floodgate leaves the battlefield, it deals damage equal to half the number of Islands you control, rounded down, to each nonblue creature without flying.
BrowneePoints: Spiritmonger even today would be a decent card
randombillfolds: Only non-wizard in my Thassa deck.
Pharmacistjudge: But it doesn’t monger any spirit
cmdrzellgaudis: Is there something going on with Graham’s mic?
MegaDosX: Oh hey, Graham can dodge that with Spiritmonger's second ability
Sleep_Tight: "when it has flying, sacrifice it" elisOmega
cheshire_creeper: That's really good flavor, but also very confusing mechanics wise
DarknessKingCoH: It's like a little board wipe on a wall
tehfewl: is that an auratog in that picture running away?
BrowneePoints: such good flavor
Sleep_Tight: They really thought they were being clever with that one
akromatirel: definitely need that for my braids edh deck
Foppish: Abilities that's 100% flavour 👌
MegaDosX: I am loving this Wheeler/Serge civil war
lightfut: that's flavorful and yet confusing
LRRbot: Dark Depths | Legendary Snow Land | Dark Depths enters the battlefield with ten ice counters on it. / {3}: Remove an ice counter from Dark Depths. / When Dark Depths has no ice counters on it, sacrifice it. If you do, create Marit Lage, a legendary 20/20 black Avatar creature token with flying and indestructible.
Armoric: @MegaDosX Is it civil? Serge is aiming at the head
janmelantu: @MegaDosX a fight between the two premier lands pilot of the format
Pharmacistjudge: Outside assistance is a match loss
frank_the_great: There isn't
MegaDosX: @Armoric Civil insofar as they're both ostensibly on the same side
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sporkraptor: "laugh ye not at my zippity-zoop lest it destroy thee"
Dmc3628: Zippity Zoop behold Maritty Poop
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
grgriffin3: Found the combo!
MegaDosX: The spicy tech!
Alas_Babylon: Actively gaming
objectivefailure: Vampire Hexmage - "Zippity Zoop I guess?"
cheshire_creeper: OOOO an actual combo
Spanked42: It begins!
Spanked42: Slowly unleashing the kraken
definenull: this kills the rhada
janmelantu: One counter at a time, if that’s what it takes
Khalstrom: He's zippity-zooping
Sleep_Tight: 🦀 zippity zoop
frogomb: Actively zippity zooping
Field94: turns out just dumping 3 every opportunity works out
akromatirel: cheer50 raise your hand if you have a coldsnap marit lage o/
WiJohn: Is damage and other damage really a combo?
BrowneePoints: Radha Radha, isnt that what that guy from Chowder says?
YeetTheRich_: zippity zoppity here's a monstrosity
LRRbot: Forgotten Ancient [3G] | Creature — Elemental [0/3] | Whenever a player casts a spell, you may put a +1/+1 counter on Forgotten Ancient. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may move any number of +1/+1 counters from Forgotten Ancient onto other creatures.
kinkerbellrose: @BrowneePoints That's what I said. xD
sporkraptor: @Spanked42 it takes a while to unleash every tentacle individually
MegaDosX: Bwuh
Haroldholmes25: !card spiritmonger
LRRbot: Spiritmonger [3BG] | Creature — Beast [6/6] | Whenever Spiritmonger deals damage to a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on Spiritmonger. / {B}: Regenerate Spiritmonger. / {G}: Spiritmonger becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah, Forgotten Ancient
definenull: ooh mini george
LithelyUnshod: Babycakes is correct
LithelyUnshod: The first
justthorne: counter on spirit??
circusofkirkus: does spiritmonger get a counter>
multeyemeteor: George of the jungle
leviathan3942: counter on graham's creature no?
Spanked42: @sporkraptor I mean, I imagine they're busy with...stuff.
JohnPraw: I remember voting on this thing.
MegaDosX: Also yeah Spiritmonger gets a counter
Wonderdoc: The Monger GROWS
Mr_Bitterness: Why not?
LRRbot: Nightscape Familiar [1B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | Blue spells and red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / {1}{B}: Regenerate Nightscape Familiar.
BrowneePoints: !card Spiritmonger
LRRbot: Spiritmonger [3BG] | Creature — Beast [6/6] | Whenever Spiritmonger deals damage to a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on Spiritmonger. / {B}: Regenerate Spiritmonger. / {G}: Spiritmonger becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
Veshnikard: Spiritmonger should have counter
MegaDosX: Yeah Spiritmonger dealt damage to a creature
DeM0nFiRe: So now Serge has 2 game losses and Cam won round 3 Kappa
multeyemeteor: Nightmare board state in Judge's Tower
fredericosuave: for anyone who's interested in weird nickname trivia, Pickles is Brine Elemental
SciFiKat: Other creature of Graham's gets a counter
JKBalch: lrrALEX
HoneyJack07: The term baby cakes gives me nightmares for other reason 😬
LRRbot: Spiritmonger [3BG] | Creature — Beast [6/6] | Whenever Spiritmonger deals damage to a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on Spiritmonger. / {B}: Regenerate Spiritmonger. / {G}: Spiritmonger becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
holysnapx: I'm glad to see graham! Havent been following LRR lately
MegaDosX: It big.
Fistacles: wait thats a 5 drop?
powerflapjack: spiritmonger: the Largest Adult Son
MegaDosX: I mean, it did also do that
Haroldholmes25: oh yeah that's a 5 drop alright
powerflapjack: @Fistacles it's supposed to be rare
Dmc3628: yeah Spiritmonger what golgarbage used to kill with
BrowneePoints: Spiritmonger helped define a format for a reason
WiJohn: Who is that thing selling spirits to exactly?
Fistacles: wowzers yeah
Chartle: getting outside interference wrong is a game loss
LRRbot: Kavu Primarch [3G] | Creature — Kavu [3/3] | Kicker {4} / Convoke / If Kavu Primarch was kicked, it enters the battlefield with four +1/+1 counters on it.
MegaDosX: Neat!
Mazrae: how many paper fights have I missed so far
MegaDosX: @Mazrae If you mean this stream, this is round 2, so you've missed one game
Diabore: @holysnapx depending how long youve been away you may not have heard that, as of desert bus, graham is confirmed by his doctor to be cancer free!
MegaDosX: One match rather
Dmc3628: yeah Forgotten doesn't target found that out last weekend
BrowneePoints: Forgotten Ancient is still an amazing card all these years later
MrGibberish: !card dark depths
LRRbot: Dark Depths | Legendary Snow Land | Dark Depths enters the battlefield with ten ice counters on it. / {3}: Remove an ice counter from Dark Depths. / When Dark Depths has no ice counters on it, sacrifice it. If you do, create Marit Lage, a legendary 20/20 black Avatar creature token with flying and indestructible.
BrowneePoints: if you've never played Ancient in commander, try it sometime
mirrorbroker: Dark depths just seems real bad - is there a way to turbo remove counters?
janmelantu: marit lage. mariT lagE. mARIT lAGE. MARIT LAGE
Athelgar: "Climate change isnt't real on Dominaria, don't worry."
NewtyNewts: There was a crapshot like that? Someone sent us... a bomb?
Diabore: @BrowneePoints i tried, the first spell was targetted removal :(
LRRbot: Spinal Embrace [3UUB] | Instant | Cast this spell only during combat. / Untap target creature you don't control and gain control of it. It gains haste until end of turn. At the beginning of the next end step, sacrifice it. If you do, you gain life equal to its toughness.
thraximore: "It's fine, we live in Karakas"
Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePoints It's an all-star in my Animar deck. Love that card.
Dmc3628: magic card or metal band
YeetTheRich_: one days he is like "who built a thespian's stage on the ice ... uh oh"
multeyemeteor: Paul perfectly describing the politicians of the world having to deal with current environmental issues
definenull: big brain
MegaDosX: Reading the card, etc etc
thraximore: umbraSmug
Haroldholmes25: LUL
MegaDosX: Uh huh
plundypops: racking up game losses
MegaDosX: Sure Serge
powerflapjack: serge is losing so many games of judge's tower tonight
WiJohn: Wheeler wins another round of judge's tower I see
janmelantu: @mirrorbroker not in this set, because Thespian’s Stage is from Ravnica and Vampire Hexmage is from Zendikar
Spades_Slicc: @MegaDosX Shurge
Gooseblast: Big brain broadcast moves azzaSTARE
cmdrzellgaudis: I still there’s something not right about Graham’s mic. I can barely hear him
sblue333: oofa doofa spinal embrace is legit
Diabore: @mirrorbroker dark depths is "just fair" in this set
Spades_Slicc: @janmelantu what about aether snap (one of mirrodin, fifth dawn, or darksteel)
Dmc3628: sadness on the stack
multeyemeteor: If only DMR included Vesuva to up the level of disappointment during judge calls
BrowneePoints: @diabore tbf Forgotten Ancient is a card you better kill in one turn cycle or you're d e a d
mistycloud21: Ouch and it will get a counter
LRRbot: Solar Blast [3R] | Instant | Solar Blast deals 3 damage to any target. / Cycling {1}{R}{R} / When you cycle Solar Blast, you may have it deal 1 damage to any target.
grgriffin3: Kavu Primarch is actually one of the 2 lost primarchs of the Imperium.
MegaDosX: Just means more life for Wheeler
yuan42: @grgriffin3 but for which legion?
DarknessKingCoH: @cmdrzellgaudis I think it might be you, I hear him just as clearly as Wheeler.
LRRbot: Wild Growth [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant land / Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional {G}.
Spades_Slicc: @yuan42 tyrannids Kappa
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL technically, most embraces are spinal embraces. you just usually embrace the rest fo the person as well
Sleep_Tight: woahzas
HadesLeprechaun: out of Marit Lage range
LRRbot: Cloud of Faeries [1U] | Creature — Faerie [1/1] | Flying / When Cloud of Faeries enters the battlefield, untap up to two lands. / Cycling {2}
multeyemeteor: Dimir Soul Sisters
powerflapjack: ouphes aren't in this set, are they?
saucemaster5000: I only embrace above the shoulders. I'm not a great hugger
SnowBuddy18: large egg
LRRbot: Veiled Serpent [2U] | Enchantment | When an opponent casts a spell, if Veiled Serpent is an enchantment, Veiled Serpent becomes a 4/4 Serpent creature with "This creature can't attack unless defending player controls an Island." / Cycling {2}
BrowneePoints: Pauper all star cloud of faeries!?
thraximore: i JUST noticed wheeler's deck name LUL
cheshire_creeper: Ben Wheeler playing Red Blue Black? Say it ain't so!
Spades_Slicc: @saucemaster5000 Are you putting people in headlocks/chokeholds?
randombillfolds: @saucemaster5000 Do you find yourself drawing two cards afterwards?
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LRRbot: Xira Arien [BRG] | Legendary Creature — Insect Wizard [1/2] | Flying / {B}{R}{G}, {T}: Target player draws a card.
MegaDosX: Beeeeees!
BrowneePoints: MY QUEEN
Dmc3628: behold bugs
Fistacles: not the bees!
DarknessKingCoH: 20/20 Marit Lage flees at the sight of Man o' War
YeetTheRich_: and a 1/2
BrowneePoints: I mean c
cheshire_creeper: At least it's an insect, which is a very Jund thing to do
multeyemeteor: Tiny insects is kinda green
tehfewl: Bug Wizard
janmelantu: June Queen
Spades_Slicc: Insect Wizard 👀👀👀👀👀👀
MegaDosX: Her hat is fantastic
saucemaster5000: It's a hug I swear @Spades_Slicc . I hug all the way till I hear the snap
BrowneePoints: I mean she's a cheap value engine, jund as it gets
Dmc3628: love the new art she has a lady d hat
YeetTheRich_: candles
Diabore: knives for hands
janmelantu: @tehfewl she’s BRG, not BUG
bigburley97: A 1/2 flyer for three?? talk about power creep
thraximore: Epeé?
LithelyUnshod: Dirk?
Bionull: Shiv
powerflapjack: she has sords
SacrificialToast: a dork
Diabore: estoc?
Fistacles: that hat is bigger than her weapons
BrowneePoints: Epee?
WiJohn: Poniard?
grgriffin3: She casts stab. A lot.
jaqofspades: stabby stabby
adambomb625: oh no
Dmc3628: LFGF time
sblue333: Serge is punchy today
powerflapjack: it's like Vamp from MGS, she's a wizard with knives
Alas_Babylon: She's an Arcane Trickster that put a lot of her later levels into Wizard
LRRbot: Peregrine Drake [4U] | Creature — Drake [2/3] | Flying / When Peregrine Drake enters the battlefield, untap up to five lands.
MegaDosX: Wow.
multeyemeteor: "I will stab you four times in order to... draw a card."
until_may: @janmelantu aka an insect bug
definenull: here it comes
Spades_Slicc: If we have Hunter the Reckoning fans in chat, the insect wizard is the sword version of Gunshop
LRRbot: Cloud of Faeries [1U] | Creature — Faerie [1/1] | Flying / When Cloud of Faeries enters the battlefield, untap up to two lands. / Cycling {2}
ckupf: d20 for storm is ambitious
tehfewl: Snap
LRRbot: Snap [1U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. Untap up to two lands.
multeyemeteor: Forgotten Ancient... honorary storm counter
grgriffin3: Aw snap
niccus: if you're not being ambitious, why play storm
MegaDosX: Mind's Desire!
LRRbot: Empty the Warrens [3R] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens. / Storm
Applecrisp: missed two blue from snap?
kynelwynn: 6 mana? Isnt that Palinchron
powerflapjack: i'm bringing in my goblin guy
Diabore: @Applecrisp tap 2 lands to cast it, untap the 2 lands used to cast it
HoneyJack07: Chat , google New Orleans baby cakes minor league baseball mascot and see the horror lol
Fistacles: hopefully there isnt a sudden duDudu
Applecrisp: nvm i thought he cast high tide
Applecrisp: IGNORE ME
Fruan: @HoneyJack07 No, I don't think I will.
sblue333: Marit LAge G it's the only way
Sleep_Tight: 8 goblins not bad for a days work
WiJohn: @HoneyJack07 Oh no...
SacrificialToast: Earthquake for 1
jaqofspades: @HoneyJack07 Oh the villain from Happy Death Day.
rogerivany: I really liked the Ignite Memories(?) deck in the original Time Spiral block.
MegaDosX: Where is the lie?
LRRbot: Forgotten Ancient [3G] | Creature — Elemental [0/3] | Whenever a player casts a spell, you may put a +1/+1 counter on Forgotten Ancient. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may move any number of +1/+1 counters from Forgotten Ancient onto other creatures.
Diabore: i wanna flex, i drafted my own high tide deck in this format, my highest storm count was 11
sporkraptor: oh god I swallowed a fairy
SnowBuddy18: sounds like the fae
sporkraptor: *spfuh* *spfuh*
HoneyJack07: Ya it’s nightmare fuel
WiJohn: If only there was some kind of flood gate...
MegaDosX: Vroom
salsy82: @HoneyJack07 why? why did you do that to us?
sporkraptor: better wear a helmet when you're on your motorcycle before you go through a fairy swarm
Sleep_Tight: 🦀
Nemo_Rasa: thanks for that Paul, had some flashbacks I did not enjoy thete
MrGibberish: @sporkraptor Starts coughing up Pixie Dust
LRRbot: Quicksilver Dagger [1UR] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature has "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker. You draw a card."
Dmc3628: OOH
definenull: oh that's bad
MegaDosX: Turns out that Spinal Embrace was a big swing
sporkraptor: "I've got a tiny shoe stuck in my teeth! it tastes like sugary paprika"
definenull: that's reaaaaly bad
grgriffin3: Yeah that's a problem
LRRbot: Fireblast [4RR] | Instant | You may sacrifice two Mountains rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Fireblast deals 4 damage to any target.
thraximore: wheelerPog
HoneyJack07: Every time wheeler says baby cakes i can’t help but think of that . It showed up at our doors for promotion @salsy82
janmelantu: Fireblast hell yeah
Mr_Bitterness: Red burn all star Fireblast
Sleep_Tight: oh that hits the spot
theamc2000: That is one way to cook crab
Dmc3628: love me some crisped crab
Armoric: If the crabs eat nuclear options, I can see why they run away tbh
sporkraptor: could be worse, crab could have the knife
LRRbot: Woodland Cemetery | Land | Woodland Cemetery enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Forest. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
multeyemeteor: poor Edna Crabapples
Ukon_Cairns: now we know where all the crabs went
grgriffin3: Jund Control
sblue333: !card Dark Depths
LRRbot: Dark Depths | Legendary Snow Land | Dark Depths enters the battlefield with ten ice counters on it. / {3}: Remove an ice counter from Dark Depths. / When Dark Depths has no ice counters on it, sacrifice it. If you do, create Marit Lage, a legendary 20/20 black Avatar creature token with flying and indestructible.
LRRbot: Quicksilver Dagger [1UR] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature has "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker. You draw a card."
definenull: wow
Sleep_Tight: oh nice
SacrificialToast: Little known Fireblast Facts: Did you know, you can cast Fireblast by paying 4RR?
Diabore: @SacrificialToast lies, ive never seen it happen
Nemo_Rasa: I now wish Charix was blue/red so I could add quicksilver dagger to my knife crab edh deck
sporkraptor: or a poleaxe
WiJohn: The izzet did it
Sleep_Tight: LUL
BrowneePoints: Xira is still a great Jund Goodstuff commander
Fistacles: we got a bug with a knife on both sides of the field
sporkraptor: how... was that swarm of gnats carrying a god damn halberd
multeyemeteor: Marit Lage and in chage
LRRbot: Giant Spider [3G] | Creature — Spider [2/4] | Reach
sporkraptor: yaaaay giant spiiiiider
definenull: el spidro! you made it!
Haroldholmes25: very good joke streamer
MrGibberish: That’s how you get “animated” weapons, Paul.
Sleep_Tight: oh yea giant spider
Dmc3628: Spidro gigante
frank_the_great: Nah
theamc2000: No
multeyemeteor: Mountain >
djalternative: Spider best
TehAmelie: maybe they had a lot of spider friends tying the dagger to them with webs so they could all help carry it
lochnessseammonster: yes
l0rdrollin: No, spider is better
powerflapjack: IT'S THE BOY
grgriffin3: Eff Tea Kay!
Bionull: I would rather climb a mountain than a giant spider
Blacklm1492: No
sporkraptor: when the spider is bigger than the mountain
mistycloud21: Spider
plundypops: Mountain still gets reprinted so...
RedEmpress_: mountain
anbuagent12: Can mountian block Questing Beast?
LRRbot: Flametongue Kavu [3R] | Creature — Kavu [4/2] | When Flametongue Kavu enters the battlefield, it deals 4 damage to target creature.
Diabore: graham pulling it back?
gualdhar: Giant Spider can't cast Lightning Bolt
WiJohn: Oh my god is that FTK's music?!
TheSilverGekko: @plundypops so does giant spider lol
Dmc3628: bah gawd FTK came back for one night only
Sleep_Tight: giant spider was why i didnt play green as a kid, spooky card
skuzzo: If the Mountain lets you Fireball for lethal? Yes.
plundypops: @TheSilverGekko Every set??
akromatirel: giant spider survives bolt
morderschatten: Mountain doesn't die to doom blade
sporkraptor: "um lads there's a giant spider out here"
TehAmelie: why couldn't a spider be a wizard? https://i.imgur.com/yHpiPmR.jpg
code1300: Full flung was game
Fistacles: Forgotten Ancient is such a dope Card name
multeyemeteor: "really cool and not oppressive at all
BrowneePoints: Xira seems quite good in this draft format if you cam swing the mana
janmelantu: @akromatirel Mountain casts bolt
LRRbot: Jester's Cap [4] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Jester's Cap: Search target player's library for three cards and exile them. Then that player shuffles.
theamc2000: Jester cap
grgriffin3: Let's gooooooooooooooo
Dog_of_Myth: Yes!!
definenull: WOW
Fistacles: Wheeler can concede in response
YeetTheRich_: RUUUDE
powerflapjack: (honk honk)
xXAYAYAXx: holy crap the cap
Fistacles: will* not can LUL
sporkraptor: wheeeew dang
Spanked42: I LOVE JESTERS CAP
Spanked42: I'm so happy
randombillfolds: Ah, yes, the Painted Comedian Gambit.
Fruan: Wowww. Conceeding to Jester's cap is giving me BIG 1995 flashbacks
BrowneePoints: OG All Star
MegaDosX: That is a fancy Gamble
multeyemeteor: "Joke's on you, Graham! I have 4 outs."
xXAYAYAXx: that card is the McNasty at Wendy's
thraximore: what a greasy gamble PridePog
WiJohn: The card that taught us that this kind of card was bad
code1300: Gram has no cards now right
SkyfisherLala: !card empty
LRRbot: Found 9 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
MegaDosX: !card empty the warrens
LRRbot: Empty the Warrens [3R] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens. / Storm
Diabore: the 4/4 serpent?
skuzzo: "But Dr...I AM Pogliachi..."
Applecrisp: !card empty the wheeler
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
akromatirel: i got banned from fun play if i used that carf
xXAYAYAXx: that card puts the BRUH in BRUH
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
Haroldholmes25: LUL
Jaolen: Oh we finally get to see monowhite ruin your evening?
grgriffin3: "2, tap, sac: Eviscerate target storm player's entire plan."
ProPeanuts: I would pick terror
Spades_Slicc: Wheeler's gonna rip what card exactly?
definenull: this is game 1 btw
circusofkirkus: wheelerClown
BrowneePoints: Wheeler is getting ABRU Flashbacks
ProPeanuts: Gamble tutoring to nothing
SkyfisherLala: !card flood the gates
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Spades_Slicc: I'm not familiar with this "Gamble"
MegaDosX: Wow!
thraximore: what a game!
TheRatKings: Sign the gamble like you did with the Ragavan
Dog_of_Myth: lrrAWESOME
sporkraptor: daaaaang XD
code1300: If wheeler all out attacks gg for gram right
Dromos_GHG: Wow
lochnessseammonster: wow this game seabatClap
t7112: great entertainment game!!!!
justthorne: REKT
xXAYAYAXx: order up on McNasty for our Benjamin
Dmc3628: how can one man possess such hatred
hidingbox: sideboard into a different deck sounds like an idea
BrowneePoints: tbf Graham is rockin old school Jund
Fruan: When you get Jester's Capped, you should have to wear a silly hat from the prop room for the rest of the game.
Serpens77: Cruel and Unusual Employment
MegaDosX: Graham is just Junding people out, as one is meant to
lochnessseammonster: love to see ya jund em out lrrGRAHAM
Spanked42: My man gets stifled twice and the jester cap'd...
mistycloud21: The full art on Jester’s Cap is super cool and creepy
xXAYAYAXx: the person that does the jester capping should wear that hat
Blacklm1492: It hits the field and “accidentally” knock the water on the Jesters Cap??
BrowneePoints: Theres a reason Stone Brain is a nerfed Cap
MegaDosX: "You have an interesting relationship with sincerity" - Jacob Burgess, 2022
Dmc3628: can and will be used in a court of magic
xXAYAYAXx: very nice Mr. Stark , very nice
cmdrud87: and yet, it ruined you, Wheeler
MegaDosX: !card surgical extraction
LRRbot: Surgical Extraction [{B/P}] | Instant | Choose target card in a graveyard other than a basic land card. Search its owner's graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with the same name as that card and exile them. Then that player shuffles.
DarknessKingCoH: Extraction hits Fetches!
YeetTheRich_: might as well put it in the mainboard if it answers everything
circusofkirkus: LUL
code1300: Wheeler had to just attack right to win
definenull: i mean on hindsight that preview was meant for *you*
TheWriterAleph: i was so happy to see that preview card with serge's name on it LUL
MegaDosX: It was /laser targeted/
thraximore: umbral4KEKW
xXAYAYAXx: i think the hotwheels still got this my money is on the wheels baby oh yeah
multeyemeteor: J. Edgar Hoovermyr
Armoric: What's the background on Serge and Hovermyr?
sblue333: !card hovermyr
LRRbot: Hovermyr [2] | Artifact Creature — Myr [1/2] | Flying, vigilance
eshplode: I loved seeing the spoiler and then realizing that Serge got to spoil it
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
xXAYAYAXx: Hovermyr is a god
BrowneePoints: more importantly, how sweet is it that Xira is still a good limited card in 2023?
YeetTheRich_: stifle reprint Kappa
powerflapjack: could've been a hornet card
lochnessseammonster: lrrSHINE
Pharmacistjudge: We know Blake
MegaDosX: I think a card that prevents all but one damage would also be perfect for Serge to spoil
EJGRgunner: other memes with Serge? that's my music!
definenull: inb4 lrr previews kitchen finks
canahedo: Can't wait for Memes with Serge!
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Pharmacistjudge: It’s not you Serge. We know Blake
janmelantu: @Armoric He played it for so long in Highlander and the rest of the North 100 crew made fun of him for it
akromatirel: surgical vs extripate in a black deck as sideboard?
PipeSmokingOwl: lol Serge can be known by other memes come now gentlefolk
LRRbot: Impulse [1U] | Instant | Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
frank_the_great: Couldn't have been a land, after all Wheeler is the Premier Lands pilot
Alas_Babylon: Nothing says "Phyrexia" quite like a bunch of imps in a Food Network studio
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PipeSmokingOwl: amazonOrb
rogerivany: (I don't know why Serge getting Hover Myr is a big story).
Nemo_Rasa: only once for the kitchen fink?
salsy82: i've just seen wheelers deck name and *Chefs kiss*
xXAYAYAXx: Serge is a god and Hovermyr is a god it makes sense
squ3e: !card hovermyr
LRRbot: Hovermyr [2] | Artifact Creature — Myr [1/2] | Flying, vigilance
Dumori: Could have been a card with a Serge pun name.
frank_the_great: Cap can take out Thrumming Stone
LRRbot: Call of the Herd [2G] | Sorcery | Create a 3/3 green Elephant creature token. / Flashback {3}{G}
xXAYAYAXx: MONO BLUE WHEELER
Armoric: But did he cut actual good cards instead of hovermyr in the meantime?
rogerivany: I remember when Call of the Herd was a $20 rare.
grgriffin3: Actually-hot hot take
frank_the_great: I like variety
Nemo_Rasa: and frog lizard
multeyemeteor: worst hot take
MegaDosX: That is actually a hot take, yeah, but I also disagree
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
grgriffin3: WHEELER
sblue333: LMAO
goombalax: then they should all be elephants not beasts :(
MegaDosX: WOW
powerflapjack: LMAO
t7112: wow
Saintnex: lrrWOW
gualdhar: Wheeler came out swinging
YeetTheRich_: pew pew
definenull: watching serge get murdered live
MegaDosX: Wheeler spitting fire
Spanked42: God I love you Wheeler
frank_the_great: LUL LUL LUL
Sleep_Tight: LUL
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh seabatClap
Alas_Babylon: B O D I E D
Ammondale: clip it, that's the ticket
SciFiKat: hateful
Martin_FcG: sick burn. Needs some ice for that one
Dmc3628: Them's Fighting Words
Spanked42: Taken down
Mischievous_Catgeist: give me cat tokens or give me death
powerflapjack: BENJAMIN WHEELER IS WANTED FOR MURDER IN VICTORIA
Fruan: I disagree with Serge, BUT 4/4 dragon tokens AND 5/5 dragon tokens are a mistake.
randombillfolds: The 3/3 Ape disrespect.
akromatirel: !card advocate of the beasts
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Sleep_Tight: LUL i think serge was approaching something with the p/t consistency
multeyemeteor: obviously Frog Beasts
MegaDosX: Counterpoint: Infinitokens
Martin_FcG: Soldiers are the same. There are so mnay variants.
tehfewl: 1/1 shrine token
xXAYAYAXx: !Dragonstorm
powerflapjack: !card Sek'Kuar
LRRbot: Sek'Kuar, Deathkeeper [2BRG] | Legendary Creature — Orc Shaman [4/3] | Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, create a 3/1 black and red Graveborn creature token with haste.
stevefromdetroit: thats why i love infinitokens
Armoric: W gets humans, soldier, human soldiers, warriors, human warriors...
powerflapjack: there still isn't a graveborn token
MegaDosX: !card hazezon
LRRbot: Did you mean: Hazezon, Shaper of Sand; Hazezon Tamar
AugmentingPath: Paul is much closer to reasonable
dividesBy0: All green 2/2 tokens should be bears
mistycloud21: Koma tolken
MegaDosX: !zard hazezon tamar
tehfewl: they made sand warriors
thraximore: @powerflapjack or Spawn tokens, right?
MegaDosX: !car hazezon tamar
notthepenguins: there's those dragon spirits that explode...
Spanked42: I know it makes it easier but boo, nerd, that's boring
MegaDosX: !card hazezon tamar
Dmc3628: yeah which elemental
LRRbot: Juggernaut [4] | Artifact Creature — Juggernaut [5/3] | Juggernaut attacks each combat if able. / Juggernaut can't be blocked by Walls.
MegaDosX: I can't type today
LRRbot: Fact or Fiction [3U] | Instant | Reveal the top five cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. Put one pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
xXAYAYAXx: izzet flowchart wheeler
adambomb625: classic
Athelgar: Standardize Infinitokens
Fruan: Time to Jug some Naughts!
notthepenguins: at least four vampire tokens...
two_minus_two: you could do that and just make elephant or elk be flavorful subtypes
tehfewl: Floodgate, Noted WaLL
hidingbox: Certainly is a fact or fiction pile
Athelgar: to infinitokens**
Dmc3628: oh yeah vamps also
multeyemeteor: Answer: Fiction
Bionull: Floodgates are clearly fictional
akromatirel: i have a screaming caffeine headache. can someone help me with that last card i did?
BrowneePoints: Graham! How about that Legendary Juggernaut in Phyrexia!
powerflapjack: they updated one specific goblin token in the aftermath of the Big Phyrexian Creature Update
xXAYAYAXx: thats how id pile em
Armoric: The worst FoF will always at least be "well I won't spend 5 turns drawing that"
powerflapjack: (it's the one made by the red chancellor)
CururuGuasu: I got a double sided bird token with a different bird on each side. One blue, one black and can’t block
Dmc3628: goodbye crab
definenull: i love fof splits
LRRbot: Floodgate [3U] | Creature — Wall [0/5] | Defender / When Floodgate has flying, sacrifice it. / When Floodgate leaves the battlefield, it deals damage equal to half the number of Islands you control, rounded down, to each nonblue creature without flying.
BrowneePoints: I still love Steam Augury even though it FoFs wrong
eshplode: I love that that flavour text is attributed to "Makht, goblin casualty"
xXAYAYAXx: dang elephant stampede
Spades_Slicc: FoF?
theamc2000: Ernaut!
janmelantu: @CururuGuasu There are so many birds they should split them back into different kinds of birds
AugmentingPath: I really like the attempt being made at flavor with floodgate: if it gets raised (by flying) it opens
Dog_of_Myth: New Jackbox Game: Jug Jug!
Dmc3628: I choose you Jug-Jug
thraximore: Chug Juggernaut with me
NewtyNewts: Jugjug!
Morrigan9: juggernaught is evolving
squ3e: it powers up a blast with "Jug...ur...NAUTTTTTTTTT"
SnowBuddy18: Chuggernaut
powerflapjack: juggernaut digivolve to spiritmonger
LRRbot: Smoldering Crater | Land | Smoldering Crater enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {R}. / Cycling {2}
BrowneePoints: that's Bugsnax territory
Blacklm1492: Zug zug? SMOrc
MrGibberish: Gramham, like some Pokémon aren’t actually huge
stevefromdetroit: Juggies want to go for a walk?
Spades_Slicc: Why doesn't the Juggernaut have Urza's face on it?
Diabore: and draw?
LRRbot: Woodland Cemetery | Land | Woodland Cemetery enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Forest. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:08:46.
Spades_Slicc: On the front where people can see it
EJGRgunner: I have no mouth, and I must meme: https://i.imgur.com/2WqxHAw.jpg
mistycloud21: Urza should put his face on a Juggernaut.
Diabore: did graham draw for cycle?
MegaDosX: Vroom
Spanked42: Forgot to wipe it's memory like a droid, it gained sentience and now makes that noise.. Don't have the heart to make it stop.
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAHAH
Mazrae: !updog
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LRRbot: Fireblast [4RR] | Instant | You may sacrifice two Mountains rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Fireblast deals 4 damage to any target.
MegaDosX: WOW
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL fionLOL
xXAYAYAXx: stark you monster
thraximore: @EJGRgunner way too high effort, I applaud you
pn55: HypeLUL
Armoric: LUL
definenull: wheeler this is your fault
YeetTheRich_: oofa
Sleep_Tight: LUL very nice
SnowBuddy18: LUL
Dmc3628: GOT EM
Haroldholmes25: LUL
DoctorCactus: LUL
niccus: the greatest honor
distrustingspectator: ouch!
theamc2000: Nice
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SK__Ren: Kayla bin Kroog from the othger room "Thats because I needed to get back at Urza somehow"
NewtyNewts: Good going Wheeler!
MegaDosX: Holy shit
lochnessseammonster: lrrWOW seabatClap
MegaDosX: That was astounding
grgriffin3: That was a delightful match
protocol_gamma: Wheelers playing inside baseball
definenull: g be honest: did you see the line before wheeler
Serpens77: the interference is coming from inside the house!
theamc2000: Oh right
tergonis: called shot to your own face, oof
multeyemeteor: Cool deck, Wheeler
Applecrisp: at least he didn't get stifled twice
WiJohn: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Dmc3628: call the fire department for THAt burn
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL
t7112: that too was a great game from three great players!
sporkraptor: ooowwwww
powerflapjack: wheeler just getting windmill slammed into the dumpster
stevefromdetroit: might have well have stifled
Fistacles: "thanks for having me its GREAT to be here" - Wheeler
Ammondale: Wheeler on the cusp of asking Paul for another one
Davlenagain: wheeler is going to destory serge in north 100
MegaDosX: !card decimate
LRRbot: Decimate [2RG] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact, target creature, target enchantment, and target land.
cmdrud87: Paul, go to commercial before Wheeler chokes Nelson out
jaqofspades: Jesters Cap in the background was on Graham's side. He has been telegraphing this whole time.
Blacklm1492: I love the old Jesters Cap staring judgingly from the background
Sleep_Tight: oh man thats a feel bad card
MegaDosX: Poor Wheeler
lightfut: Serge gonna get got so much tomorrow
hidingbox: Wheeler is now going to strip lock Serge in the next North 100
t7112: cool
Dmc3628: wheeler now with mono w ruin the evening against Serge for showdown
SK__Ren: I saw that Wheeler. No ripping
xXAYAYAXx: serge channeled his energy to the deck with juggernaut
sblue333: Wheeler goes off to desalinate
Spanked42: The slow deflate..
protocol_gamma: Whats tomorrow?
Spades_Slicc: And Serge is sitting at 1 Game loss?
DarknessKingCoH: Stick around for the lulls
MegaDosX: First game he gets Jester's Capped, second game he calls the Fireblast to his own face
HadesLeprechaun: so Wheeler is playing that Ruin Your Evening deck for their recording session tomorrow?
WiJohn: *Table flipping intensifies*
mugulord: the kill bill siren
MegaDosX: Wheeler definitely had a time tonight
powerflapjack: @protocol_gamma they're recording North 100 Showdown
NewtyNewts: I'd expect so
BrowneePoints: @protocol_gamma Tarkov and LRL
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BrowneePoints: and recording for N100S
protocol_gamma: Oh nice, thanks for answering!
MrGibberish: @megadosx Not as bad as poor cam and Tappytoeclaws with pocket bacon
Diabore: huh, no lrrmtg next week?
adambomb625: ooh, Live tomorrow
definenull: !ppr
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Dmc3628: PPR
Dmc3628: methinks
dizzycriminal: @Diabore Does pre-prerelease count?
Juliamon: PPRs have a 50/50 chance of cancelling that week's LRRMtG
powerflapjack: @MrGibberish or ben ulmer getting defenestrated by voxy
Diabore: i could have sworn that theyd usually kept it when they were saturday ppr's
MegaDosX: @MrGibberish Oh yeah, Cam's had some rough nights on PPRs in the past
Juliamon: It depends on when the guests are due in
Diabore: fair enough
Mazrae: is LRR the only ones who do PPRs or do a few other people do them as well
Diabore: @Mazrae one and only
Juliamon: PPRs are a LRR invention and exclusive
SnowBuddy18: onLRR
janmelantu: @MrGibberish I cast ~~Rona,~~ Sheoldred ~~’s Faithful~~
Mazrae: I was thinking that but wanted to double check
MrGibberish: Good times
dumbo3k: I had no idea it was a LRRvention, thats pretty neat!
Diabore: if i remember correctly, LRR asked to do it for (i think) return to innistrad and wizards were like sure, and then it just kept happening
Diabore: first return to innistrad for clarity
SnowBuddy18: EDM
Juliamon: (Shadows Over)
Diabore: yes that one
powerflapjack: innistrad: bloodborne edition
janmelantu: Innistrad: follow the clues
Diabore: fun personal fact, dark ascension was my first full magic set (from release)
xXAYAYAXx: cam and serge lowkey my 2 faves
MegaDosX: Do the cool S!
definenull: big s? HahaSweat
Dmc3628: Serge doing his best anime intro
YeetTheRich_: S for stifle your fetch
Diabore: cam with box cars
LRRbot: Festering Goblin [B] | Creature — Zombie Goblin [1/1] | When Festering Goblin dies, target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn.
MegaDosX: "He said what now?"
BrowneePoints: nice backwards S Serge
definenull: okay, who let cam draft aristocrats
LRRbot: Goblin Turncoat [1B] | Creature — Goblin Mercenary [2/1] | Sacrifice a Goblin: Regenerate Goblin Turncoat.
Dmc3628: the all draw the knockoff 007
JohnPraw: 1 mana card for 1 mana card - it's fair
sblue333: Nelly got it
powerflapjack: i think nelly took all the swords
Diabore: serge is in danger
MegaDosX: I mean, Graham did Fireblast twice last round
LRRbot: Goblin Medics [2R] | Creature — Goblin Shaman [1/1] | Whenever Goblin Medics becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to any target.
MegaDosX: Ermagerd, Gerblin Merdercs
LRRbot: Elvish Aberration [5G] | Creature — Elf Mutant [4/5] | {T}: Add {G}{G}{G}. / Forestcycling {2}
BrowneePoints: ooo new art
LRRbot: Nomad Decoy [2W] | Creature — Human Nomad [1/2] | {W}, {T}: Tap target creature. / Threshold — {W}{W}, {T}: Tap two target creatures. Activate only if seven or more cards are in your graveyard.
adambomb625: all 5 colors represented in this match
Armoric: goblin medic should be advisor tbh
BrowneePoints: I'm not used to being able to actually see what the heck elvish aberration is
LRRbot: Terror [1B] | Instant | Destroy target nonartifact, nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.
MegaDosX: Holy shit
raulghoulia: considering his deck, it wouldn't surprise me if Serge managed to draft that Companion Cube roborosewater card that Ben drafted.
MegaDosX: Cam's energy in this match is so great
Dmc3628: old school adam rex art i believe
JohnPraw: I hate when that happens to me.
MegaDosX: Oh that is a deep cut Graham
AugmentingPath: No it doesn't, it just says "Bury target nonblack, nonartifact creature"
xXAYAYAXx: serge yager the legend the nicest guy to strip mine lock you
AugmentingPath: that's not that much text
mugulord: only the skeleton has teeth
SK__Ren: The Ur Rorobus?
BrowneePoints: no, Cam is Ourorakdos
LRRbot: Nantuko Monastery | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / Threshold — {G}{W}: Nantuko Monastery becomes a 4/4 green and white Insect Monk creature with first strike until end of turn. It's still a land. Activate only if seven or more cards are in your graveyard.
BrowneePoints: Not Ouroboros
tremblayinc: Dear lord Graham. That was a deep cut
MegaDosX: That is a neat manland
eshplode: I died to this card at draft last week!
Serpens77: Nantukio are essentially MTG's Thri-Kreen
LRRbot: Phyrexian Ghoul [2B] | Creature — Phyrexian Zombie [2/2] | Sacrifice a creature: Phyrexian Ghoul gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
WiJohn: Should serge be at 7?
definenull: ruh roh
AugmentingPath: not sure this game is going to go to time
Coogrr: Just came back from 3-0ing my DMR Friday night magic draft, time to watch some DMR draft
LRRbot: Improvised Armor [3W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+5. / Cycling {3}
YeetTheRich_: treetop village has an ape on the art
mugulord: it's an atog
Dmc3628: medic pings face
WiJohn: @Dmc3628 Right good call
niccus: you claim to have an insect mite, but i see an insect won't
LRRbot: Mystic Enforcer [2GW] | Creature — Human Nomad Mystic [3/3] | Protection from black / Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, Mystic Enforcer gets +3/+3 and has flying.
Radyin: I think Serge should be at 7.
MegaDosX: Serge got pinged by the Medic, then took four
definenull: pro black is p deece here
MegaDosX: His life total is correct
Trymantha: @Radyin goblin pings face
WiJohn: !card mog war
LRRbot: Did you mean: Mogg War Marshal; Mogis's Warhound
MegaDosX: !card mogg war marshal
LRRbot: Mogg War Marshal [1R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [1/1] | Echo {1}{R} / When Mogg War Marshal enters the battlefield or dies, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
LRRbot: Mogg War Marshal [1R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [1/1] | Echo {1}{R} / When Mogg War Marshal enters the battlefield or dies, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
Radyin: @Trymantha I missed a point of power from one of Cam's creatures.
Armoric: I had Medic with Opposition... ended up having to tap it to tap Valduk and kill one of his token because Valduk > Oppo
spinebustertee: Mogg War LSV not included
BrowneePoints: I think its cuz of the contrast on the art
BrowneePoints: very similar color values
MegaDosX: If the Medic lives it'll just kill Serge next turn
Verrain2: Next card has to be real impressive.
MegaDosX: Cam on the aggro plan there
sporkraptor: lulling the opponent into a false sense of security by letting them win
BrowneePoints: Ah yea, a Zoblin Gombie
Coogrr: The draft I did tonight also had 8 warmarshalls split between two players
janmelantu: Zombo Gobbos is quite powerful in this format
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BrowneePoints: inb4 Tivadar's Crusade
t7112: I love your entertainment!!!!
Dmc3628: reminds me of my pool, first picked siege gang but then the table fed me all gobbos
the_spider_bucket: It’s goblin’ time! - MORBIUS (2022)
Coogrr: Yeah, this set, my deck made 17 1/1 tokens in one game, 8 birds and 9 goblins
janmelantu: I think it’s just Goblin Matron to tutor for them
KingSuperGinny: I drafted Worldgorger dragon and wormfang drake. Managed to draw a game out to win the round lol
Dmc3628: Siege Gang can fling them
code1300: No lords
the_spider_bucket: I killed my opponents with hide tide/turnabout/stroke of genius
Dmc3628: Commander
objectivefailure: I drafted a goblin deck with pashalik mons, siege gang commander and 2 goblin matrons. Swept that draft.
eshplode: Prospector's in here
Coogrr: Yeah, I first picked siege gang commander, it was very good
Dmc3628: Pashalik is in and Prospector is in
tehfewl: i got passed and siege gang, and just took and splashed it
janmelantu: I went Undefeated at my FNM playing Goblins
Dmc3628: so like i got to matron my siege gang on top with a prospector waiting
spinebustertee: If you fetch Pashalik with a Matron, does that make her a Pashalik Moms?
AugmentingPath: putting the Karoo in manaskaroo
tehfewl: Yes there is cheap reanimate
Dmc3628: also as far as damage gempalm incenerator is in
tehfewl: Life//Death and Dread Return
BrowneePoints: Matron, Gempalm, Prospector, Siege-Gang, and Pashalik for specific Goblin creature payoffs in this set @loadingreadyrun
Pharmacistjudge: the death shadow vs burn was always interesting
frank_the_great: My favorite days of Modern was 4x Wraith and 4x Probe
MegaDosX: I always heard Tarkir block limited was a case of everyone starting at 23
Pharmacistjudge: then the death shadow had to lower their life total very strategically
BrowneePoints: yep Tarkir was a bit slower and lots of tap lands
LRRbot: Grim Lavamancer [R] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | {R}, {T}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Grim Lavamancer deals 2 damage to any target.
MegaDosX: Oh that's fancy
Dmc3628: Montagne
BrowneePoints: cuz morphs warp a set speed heavily @megadosx
LRRbot: Elvish Aberration [5G] | Creature — Elf Mutant [4/5] | {T}: Add {G}{G}{G}. / Forestcycling {2}
AugmentingPath: Rhox War Monk time?
noa2828: Batural Nant
MegaDosX: "In response, Deadly Riposte"
LRRbot: Stonewood Invoker [1G] | Creature — Elf Mutant [2/2] | {7}{G}: Stonewood Invoker gets +5/+5 until end of turn.
TheMandrew: cam would have deserved it
AugmentingPath: cycle shark typhoon
frank_the_great: The art is nice, but I still like Torment's a little bit more
LRRbot: Goblin Matron [2R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | When Goblin Matron enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a Goblin card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
noa2828: Gatron
MegaDosX: Finds Muxus
LRRbot: Skirk Prospector [R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | Sacrifice a Goblin: Add {R}.
noa2828: Actually that card should just be called Nona
BrowneePoints: Matron, still a messed up card
MegaDosX: Fortunately, Muxus is not in DMR
LRRbot: Dodecapod [4] | Artifact Creature — Golem [3/3] | If a spell or ability an opponent controls causes you to discard Dodecapod, put it onto the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it instead of putting it into your graveyard.
MegaDosX: It should be a 12/12 lrrBEEJ
noa2828: The arms add 1/4 power/toughness each
BrowneePoints: Nona? Nah Matron is Babushka easily
janmelantu: Thankfully neither first day of class nor putrid goblin are in this set
Riiiiiiis: hmm... is this live?
virre_: My legacy goblin deck I built like 10 years ago has Italian Kreno because "Krenko, Capocosca" sounds more correct then "Krenko Mob boss"
LRRbot: Exploration [G] | Enchantment | You may play an additional land on each of your turns.
Wonderdoc: So far Serge has cast a Grizzly Bear and a Hill Giant. This seems on point for old dominaria sets
jaqofspades: Humans have 2 arms but are only 1/1's.
MegaDosX: @Riiiiiiis It is indeed!
hidingbox: Serge Classic
noa2828: @BrowneePoints We all agree on grandma of some form
Dmc3628: premier land pilots leftenant
MegaDosX: "Life totals? Who needs 'em?"
superdude097: Well, humans has 4 limbs and are only 1/1, so the math checks out
ImagoDreams: It should be a 0/0 that enters with 12 +1/+1 counters and creates 1/1 monopod tokens
MegaDosX: You're still wrong there Serge
hidingbox: Well bears have 4 limbs and are 2/2s
LRRbot: Mogg War Marshal [1R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [1/1] | Echo {1}{R} / When Mogg War Marshal enters the battlefield or dies, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
jaqofspades: !Dralnu's crusade
Diabore: !card drahlm's crusade
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
LRRbot: Dralnu's Crusade [1BR] | Enchantment | Goblin creatures get +1/+1. / All Goblins are black and are Zombies in addition to their other creature types.
MegaDosX: Wow
grgriffin3: I see why the RB archetype was "goblin zombies"
xXAYAYAXx: lrrCAMERON
BrowneePoints: Eck-uh-tawn-HEE-raise for Hekatonkheires btw.(I did a Greek d&d game and had to do linguistic research)
noa2828: Gombies
LRRbot: Remedy [1W] | Instant | Prevent the next 5 damage that would be dealt this turn to any number of targets, divided as you choose.
ImagoDreams: Zomblins
janmelantu: ALL zombies, be wary of playing that card against a storm deck with Empty the Warrens
Fistacles: geting smacked by a bunch of goblins? here drink this
BrowneePoints: Zoblin Gombies!
MegaDosX: Doesn't Serge still take some damage?
frank_the_great: Awfully specific
noa2828: Zomboblin-gomboblins
MegaDosX: Oh wait nevermind
jaqofspades: @MegaDosX 2 2/2 gobs and a lavamancer
MegaDosX: Lavamancer's a 1/1, I thought she was a 2/2 for some reason
Vandristine: yeah serge drops settle the wreckage somehow
MegaDosX: Yeah no I made an oopsie, my b
midnightcurryjazz: I am human too!
LRRbot: Remote Isle | Land | Remote Isle enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U}. / Cycling {2}
Diabore: serge has fog, calling it now
Dmc3628: lull let's see it
noa2828: Remote Isle? Mine is still wired
MegaDosX: Vroom
bigburley97: I believe in Cameron for this one
LRRbot: Urborg Uprising [4B] | Sorcery | Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand. / Draw a card.
LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
MegaDosX: Oof
LibraryWitchKei: Oh that's a sweet Lavamancer. I'll have to pick some up for my Modern Burn deck
MegaDosX: !card grim lavamancer
LRRbot: Grim Lavamancer [R] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | {R}, {T}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Grim Lavamancer deals 2 damage to any target.
MegaDosX: Yeah she costs mana unfortunately
bigburley97: oof
Dmc3628: oofa
silenceaux: good trill(?)
noa2828: Getting hit by UU counterspell is just so bittersweet
InvokeDespair: :(
ShotGunShelz7: dolphinStare
BrowneePoints: Cam just Klaxon'd
LoadingReadyRun: @noa2828 what is sweet about it?
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LRRbot: Phyrexian Ghoul [2B] | Creature — Phyrexian Zombie [2/2] | Sacrifice a creature: Phyrexian Ghoul gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
noa2828: @noa2828 @LoadingReadyRun If I'm gonna be punished for my hubris I want it to be by a classic
MegaDosX: Off by one!
SK__Ren: sergeOffByOne
Vandristine: wow
MegaDosX: Oh my god.
nyoomgoom: wheeze
Fistacles: lrrWOW
grgriffin3: Graham.
goombalax: B-
theamc2000: Good joke streamer
paulmer_b: NotLikeThis
thraximore: :|
EMNetwork: good night everybody
Dmc3628: these number puns
InvokeDespair: lol
LRRbot: Krosan Restorer [2G] | Creature — Human Druid [1/2] | {T}: Untap target land. / Threshold — {T}: Untap up to three target lands. Activate only if seven or more cards are in your graveyard.
spinebustertee: Graham's a dad, he's allowed.
bigburley97: Graham
ShotGunShelz7: dangO
holysnapx: the man is a dad people.
EMNetwork: that joke killed me
Vandristine: good, we know who to blame now
NewtyNewts: New joke book?
YeetTheRich_: grahams a dad he's allowed to do that
nyoomgoom: i love how there was a solid like. three seconds of silence after that
frank_the_great: How is Adam btw?
MegaDosX: @spinebustertee Dad jokes are meant to be inflicted on one's children, not on others
Loonatic93: But why did 7 eat 9? Because they wanted 3 Squared meals!
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LRRbot: Goblin Medics [2R] | Creature — Goblin Shaman [1/1] | Whenever Goblin Medics becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to any target.
BrowneePoints: Why was Mirran 6 afraid of Phyrexian 7? Cuz 7 taint 9
LibraryWitchKei: This has been Graham's sense of humor for a long time before he was a dad, as he has pointed out himself.
LRRbot: Tormod's Crypt [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Tormod's Crypt: Exile target player's graveyard.
Diabore: LUL
MegaDosX: OH MY GOD
Nukified: lol
Ratchet215: LUL
hidingbox: LUL
PsiMaster54: bwahahahahas
Fistacles: absolutely destroyed
MegaDosX: CAMERON
YeetTheRich_: holy shit cam
Dmc3628: the HARD counter'
squ3e: THE TECH
frank_the_great: LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL
grgriffin3: B e a t i n g
DoodlestheGreat: LUL
noa2828: CAM
saucemaster5000: holy jesus
silenceaux: doesn't even
rustymugs: trolololol
bigburley97: Serge had Threshhold for a second only hahahaha
Haroldholmes25: gottem
jaqofspades: WOW............
dividesBy0: Clap clap clap
thraximore: wow
WiJohn: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
AugmentingPath: sent to the shadow realm
EMNetwork: hateful
eshplode: Oof
NewtyNewts: The cancel
BjjBrain: wow!!
MegaDosX: That was cold blooded
Ratchet215: what did Serge say? I couldnt hear him
tehfewl: To Shreds you say?
BjjBrain: highlight!!
Applecrisp: !card annihilate
LRRbot: Annihilate [3BB] | Instant | Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated. / Draw a card.
the_spider_bucket: Brutal
kynelwynn: "Go ahead, I want your deck to do the thing"
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: CAM
BrowneePoints: I just heard Serge's soul leave his body
FixTheJames: From the shadows!
bigburley97: CAM with the biiiiiiig brains
kinkerbellrose: Hi police? I'd like to report a murder.
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lightfut: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
jaqofspades: Jester's cap in the last match and now this?
MegaDosX: Wheeler suddenly feels overwhelming joy and doesn't knonw why
Symphoneers: Cam chose violence LUL
LRRbot: Aven Fateshaper [6U] | Creature — Bird Wizard [4/5] | Flying / When Aven Fateshaper enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of your library, then put them back in any order. / {4}{U}: Look at the top four cards of your library, then put them back in any order.
Dmc3628: Wheeler probably hearing Ave Maria now
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BrowneePoints: I hope we clicked that
LRRbot: Street Wraith [3BB] | Creature — Wraith [3/4] | Swampwalk / Cycling—Pay 2 life.
BrowneePoints: clipped*
LRRbot: Terror [1B] | Instant | Destroy target nonartifact, nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.
WiJohn: Yay human noises!
bigburley97: Can wins on damage
bigburley97: nice
Night_xD: but he specifically said 'no terror'
bigburley97: gg
BrowneePoints: I've never seen Serge's Soul leave his body that hard
LRRbot: Tatyova, Benthic Druid [3GU] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Druid [3/3] | Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life and draw a card.
TinkerTezz: tezzer1GG
YeetTheRich_: duDudu duDudu duDudu
Fistacles: duDudu
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
EJGRgunner: Serge playing a lands matter deck? https://i.imgur.com/BKJwLxI.jpg
MegaDosX: duDudu duDudu duDudu
hackingducks: duDudu
Fistacles: Cheer1000
JohnPraw: amazonCorn amazonCorn amazonCorn
bigburley97: Joined the stream kinda late. Graham's beard is looking nice
grgriffin3: That was rad and I loved it
BrowneePoints: Cam ended that man's career
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TheRatKings: Surge could have pulled ahead had he been the premier lands pilot of the format
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MegaDosX: It covers such a dramatic breadth of sets that the power level is always going to be bizarre
Diabore: packs havent had bad cards for years
Phosfur: @JohnPraw Thanks for the gift sub!
BrowneePoints: Spiritmonger at uncommon is WILD
JohnPraw: @Phosfur yw
Fistacles: I'm glad they didnt just throw in all the strong cards over the sets.
space_turbulence: God, I miss those
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WalrusOntheCourt: Wild dogs are really just small wild bears
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Diabore: @MegaDosX it felt like a chaos draft when i drafted it
Jmonkey49: so many good reprints in the set
MegaDosX: @Diabore I could see that, yeah
bludstarved: goodnight guys!
BrowneePoints: they have wild dogs, but also Mystic Remora and Force???
Diabore: @BrowneePoints also a fully functioning storm archetype
janmelantu: @BrowneePoints You can *Vamp Tutor* for Wild Dogs
BrowneePoints: does it also have Vampiric?
grgriffin3: Later y'all!
spinebustertee: Excited for LRLive tomorrow!
BrowneePoints: It has one of the good tutors
Diabore: @BrowneePoints ye, has that cycle of tutors
frank_the_great: Hi
FullOfLiesAndBees: Hi!
YeetTheRich_: hi
saucemaster5000: hi
bigburley97: howdy
janmelantu: Hi y’all
frank_the_great: 8/10, you?
mistycloud21: Hi!
serramarkov: Hi!
BrowneePoints: oh yea! this set has freakin Worldly Tutor in it
Diabore: and enlightened and mystic and the red one, yknow, gamble
Jmonkey49: just pulled worldly tutor today. just need vampiric
DeM0nFiRe: LIVE benginChamp
BrowneePoints: RoadingLeadyLive!
xXAYAYAXx: nuckleduDuit lrrCAMERON
frank_the_great: 8 long hours of vamping
MaddogM: some things you don't want to happen?
rustymugs: also has sylvan library and sneak attack
Diabore: thats... a stretch
BrowneePoints: VGC
goombalax: which remains not a card game
BrowneePoints: Comp Battles
YeetTheRich_: card adjacent game
bigburley97: it's a card game if you ignore most of it and imagine cards
SK__Ren: Pokemon is a TCG where your Deck is made of 6 smaller decks of 4 cards
AugmentingPath: Who's Ashe, I only know Amalia
Diabore: bushi is a TANK
JohnPraw: I love 12.
Fluffy776: It's my favorite <3
BrowneePoints: it aged well
Pazy160: FF12 is incredible, easily my favourite. I need that combat in more games.
midnightcurryjazz: double boards!
Diabore: theres a VOD to explain all this serge
ztghostie: FFXII Zodiac Age was such a great update to the game
niccus: also the 2x/4x speed boosts
Fluffy776: The speed boosts and the autosaves are really nice
MegaDosX: Oh that's some bullshit
YeetTheRich_: cool mechanic
Diabore: iirc, it was still possible if you did, but INTENSELY more bullshit
bigburley97: That's such a bad part of the game
rustymugs: there is secret weapons in zodiac age like the super bow
MegaDosX: Who else remembers Mew under the truck?
BrowneePoints: but yea ff12 Zodiac is an amazing remaster
saucemaster5000: If you fight a special monster in the dinosaur forest general leo can come back to life
Diabore: @MegaDosX mew under truck, surfing mew
ztghostie: they also added a couple of new bosses to the story part where there should've been some
Diabore: @MegaDosX surfing pikachu*
BrowneePoints: if you've never played 12, I recommend the remaster highly
Diabore: which is real now
DoodlestheGreat: USUALLY yourselves....
MegaDosX: @Diabore They're both real now, technically. There is a known glitch to get a Mew in Red and Blue, that wasn't discovered until something like ten years ago.
tehfewl: i just finished a ff7 replay, and am in the middle of a modded ff8 run, guess im gonna play 12 next
MegaDosX: Sounds like the art on Karn's Temporal Sundering
definenull: ooh like a couple chunks per update
MegaDosX: I mean.
Diabore: and we watched him grind, dont forget that
definenull: he's more grounded now
frank_the_great: Could be the evil twin, your character was a bit of a dick
Juliamon: It was remarkably graphic
MegaDosX: Serge can also just be something like a Greek chorus or a Statler and Waldorf for the other players if he wants
Diabore: !humble
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saucemaster5000: free on ps plus I believe too
Chartle: how humble!
randombillfolds: He's gone and will be mist.
Dog_of_Myth: hahaah
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TheWriterAleph: shazam!
nyoomgoom: gesundheit
Fistacles: unless youre indiana jones
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
janmelantu: Take care
MegaDosX: Wheeler got obliterated in his round
Diabore: i mean, jesters cap
MegaDosX: And Cam steamrolled Serge in that first game
TheWriterAleph: lrrSPOOP
bigburley97: That was crazy
DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha lrrSPOOP
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
cmdrelk: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Diabore: graham was on the right though?
MegaDosX: Graham was on the left
dividesBy0: Taking advantage of ghosts is against the spirit of the rules
MegaDosX: Wheeler was on the right
eshplode: Is "ghosts" a game loss or a match loss at competitive REL?
hackingducks: I can see serge using the james-ghost line for a long time into the future
Diabore: @MegaDosX OH, for the games, i was thinking for the draft
MegaDosX: Yeah that's what Paul meant
MegaDosX: Anyway, later everyone, take care
Diabore: anywho, night all