jessieimproved: !advice
LRRbot: The weasel's probably right.
jessieimproved: Sweet my patronus is a weasel
GapFiller: !badadvice
LRRbot: If you reveal a corner of Hell, ignore its effects.
adambomb625: Who here's ready for Phyrexia: All will be RED!
IbunWest: I'm ready to see a chain lightning bounce around the entire board.
adambomb625: That would be amazing
Bvorhies: Do we know who is playing tonight
CAKHost: Hello everyone!
Juliamon: I do
TemporallyAwry:
I'm just hoping to see a bloodmoon 
- it would be so fun to see "fair" bloodmoon.
ogier300: How many Vandalblasts will we see?
Juliamon: !decks
princess_intell: hi there!
princess_intell: mono red... game's over in 15?
Bvorhies: Are they going to have a valentines commander this year ?
adambomb625: Bets for commanders?
Juliamon: they've optimized for the world record number of Commander games in a single three-hour session
ogier300: Ahhh, it's for serious MONORED
Haroldholmes25: with all the banter? this is going to be a 3 hour game
TemporallyAwry:
Dang, no BloodMoon 
... that's probably fair.
ogier300: they're not joking around.
princess_intell: if someone doesn't bring goblin tribal, i'm demanding a refund
Bvorhies: I pick graham he is funny i hope he wins he is my favorite one
Bvorhies: They are all great
MegaDosX: Ben was saying he's bringing Solphim - the new red Dominus from ONE - and running Dragon's Approach
Bvorhies: Question does Paul ever play magic ?
IbunWest:
Nobody is playing chain lightning. 
Fruan: Dong? DONG?!
Bvorhies: Like beeji lander ?
TemporallyAwry:
Solphim isn't technically out though, right? 
ElfLawyer: these commanders gonna go vroom
Juliamon: Paul plays off-camera
letfireraindown: Right, I've let my arena dailies pile up
Austere_Squire: so, they had a 15 minute commander game in Monogreen
Juliamon: Maybe he doesn't like his plays being broadcast to hundreds of people (I sympathize)
Bvorhies: Is beeji still a level 5 judge ? Also I can’t spell his name
Austere_Squire: who's ready for 2 minute commander game?
squ3e: Paul doesn't play to give everyone else a chance - He made the protour after all
AkiraBalance27: 20 second commander game
DeM0nFiRe:
TemporallyAwry:
~ it's happening
Alas_Babylon: @Bvorhies Almost, no I
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Alas_Babylon: in his name, I mean
spawnofhastur: red go brrrrrr?
Alas_Babylon: But otherwise you gots it
Sogheim: watched the latest Punt/Counterpunt, that was... a thing. neat art. lots of teeth. too many teeth?
theamc2000: Go young dong
benjamin_wheeler: Magic: The Gathering
sheer_falacy: Teeth are important
theamc2000: Hi @benjamin_wheeler
flatluigi: @benjamin_wheeler more and more people are saying this
drewm1022: We are, in fact, gathering.
Alas_Babylon: IT's the famous game where you run around burning out people, and they burn back. The question is, which one will survive
Masslost: ok is it me or is there no music?
Sorator13: @Sogheim No such thing as too many teeth
TemporallyAwry: Audio? Not just me.
princess_intell: is wotc pulling a "warhammer forty thousand" with mtg now?
NewtyNewts: Was just about to ask if it was musicing
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sheer_falacy: WOTC already crossed over with warhammer 40k
Juliamon: The Snowcones are hiding
Ritaspirithntr: @temporallyawry not just you.
sirspate: will there be oil?
theamc2000: Magic : the Ironing
neisan2112: MONO RED NIGHT LETS GOOO
Juliamon: also the window in my room just made a menacing crack noise at me
grgriffin3: I predict some speedy games
MegaDosX: My hope is someone is playing Toralf
princess_intell: take a shot for every game they finish?
drewm1022: Elesh Norn will drink your milkshake.
Alas_Babylon: I know someone's playing Ilharg
MegaDosX: Because that's a deck that could theoretically win extremely quickly
Alas_Babylon: the other three is a mystery
sheer_falacy: If some people are very unlucky we may beat the record set for number ofgames by monogreen night
Alas_Babylon: Yeah, monogreen was nutso
sirspate: "Wait, how did your commander get mono?"
Sogheim: think the latest Commander Deck Tech will be featured? I kinda hope so, that deck looked fun
Alas_Babylon: at least red can theoretically remove creatures
Austere_Squire: @princess_intell but i don't want to die
violetblight: would love to see a zada on here
Juliamon: overheard from my sister's voice chat: "Yeah, well at least WE don't use the same word for flashlights and lit fire sticks!"
Verrain2: Monoculture!
violetblight: that deck murders
MegaDosX: Zada and Godo would make this very quick
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violetblight: godo's boring
MegaDosX:
I mean, sure 
MegaDosX: But it would make for quick games
Alas_Babylon: Which Godo? Godo, or Godo? Or the other Godo?
violetblight: fair lol
flatluigi: how many purphuri are we seeing tonight
flatluigi: purphurusses
sheer_falacy: I wonder how many "double all damage dealt" effects they could stack up
Fruan: Aproach of the Second Godo
fdainez: is zurgo on?
Alas_Babylon: Probably no more than one
Juliamon: We won't get in many games if we spend all this time waiting for Godo
violetblight: laelia's one i need to play
NewtyNewts: Purpuhl isn't a magic colour
violetblight: @flatluigi purphorussy
ladyjessica: Ben-Ben!!
flatluigi: @violetblight no
YeetTheRich_: RED RED RED
drewm1022: Nice @Juliamon
Sogheim: Purphurotes?
YeetTheRich_: BURN BURN BURN
squ3e: Oh man I love that Play @Juliamon
Alas_Babylon: Mono Red night on hard mode:
violetblight: yes :3
YeetTheRich_: KILL KILL KILL
Alas_Babylon: !card Zalto Fire Giant Duke
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andergriff: is there sound for anyone else right now?
Juliamon: There is no sound.
IbunWest: There is no sound and I must listen
Alas_Babylon: 5 mana do nothing except venture when you ping it, emergent gameplay
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orellien2773: Over/Under of 2.5 games being played tonight, where's your money at?
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Austere_Squire: s o o n
TemporallyAwry:
... adjust your headphones just to be safe.
drewm1022: When will "then" be "now"?
fdainez: purphoro vs the other purphoro vs zurgo vs godo
sheer_falacy: hey music
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Xaunaught: im here just in time
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Robot_Bones:
strean incoming
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NewtyNewts: Audio!
TemporallyAwry: Oh, good, there it is.
MegaDosX:
Oh now there's sound
KeytarCat: gah!
Sorator13: yay, sound!
NewtyNewts: Jumpsound!
DoctorBobnarAwesome: Sooon...
IbunWest:
@stevefromdetroit 
northos: surprise! music
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stevefromdetroit:
Hi! @IbunWest happy friday!!! 
Masslost: music is super effective
ladyjessica: Woot
fdainez: how many soons are in a while?
MrGibberish:
Got here in time! Greetings friends! 
Verrain2: Waiting intensifies
NewtyNewts: Wait, no. Jumpstereo!
gehennam_reborn: @fdainez A few
IbunWest: Suwun
violetblight: might actually use this as background while i do speedruns myself, which i find amusing
Alas_Babylon: (see's ur time remaining)
MegaDosX: Unironically hoping for Zurzoth, but my hopes aren't high
Dog_of_Myth: Good evening chat. Got here just in time.
mitomanox: oh gawd mono red means Ben is here
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: So, what are the odds we get more games than the mono green night?
TemporallyAwry:
SOwON?
thraximore: @MegaDosX ooooh that'd be SICK
Alas_Babylon: I also unironically want to see Zalto, but that'll never happen
NewtyNewts: @Alas_Babylon SuWun?
MrGibberish: @dog_of_myth Hello friend!
sheer_falacy: You've got Red on you
NotCainNorAbel: red
MegaDosX: Red red red red red
fdainez: heck yeah
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Also, I better see a Ben-Ben Akki Hermit
Alas_Babylon: @NewtyNewts whens this?
YawnLance:
squ3e: BY GODD THATS HIDESTUGU'S MUSIC
MrGibberish: Very red
Finalsora811: Hello, chat! How is everyone this fine day?
NewtyNewts: Red!
IbunWest: Is anyone running Seeing Red?
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grgriffin3: Oh boy, it's time for RED
TemporallyAwry:
But only one person was allowed to have the Red-Sleeves 
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: It's Gramuel!
TheWriterAleph: professionals!
MegaDosX: Oh Ben.
Alas_Babylon: Four Kings Crimson
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Fruan: <catch phrase missing>
cmdrud87: Thank you for being him, it's great to have here
NewtyNewts: Well read Ben.
sheer_falacy: Can't fool me, only one of these decks is red sleeved
theamc2000: I’m here for the longest lrr commander game
RevolverRossalot: Red the room, Ben
violetblight: oh like the pokemon game
MegaDosX: You've done blue and green
MegaDosX: When was mono-white?
adambomb625: What about Mono-Brown?
TimIAm: Oo i've only seen green
laikagoat: i only recall green
thraximore: Oketra was in the mono white one
sheer_falacy: 4 I think?
Desruprot:
ThirdGames: Calling for colorless night!
couchboyj: don't forget mono brown!
MegaDosX: Blue had Crim guesting
theamc2000: When was mono white?
violetblight: think it was 4
grgriffin3: I don't remember some of these other ones, sounds like I have some videos to watch later
hb8u: mono colorless?
TheWriterAleph: vrrRRRROOM
TemporallyAwry: @adambomb625 Eldrazi would like a word with you.
violetblight: but idr
laikagoat: it was more than 3
AzurisTiger: hehe red go brrrrr
JokerBoney: we've done Blue and Green
ckupf: it was definitely 4
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: What? When was white
MegaDosX: I don't remember mono-white happening
pyronils80: green 4 it was
CastleOtranto: Downtown Browntown
laikagoat: when was blue?
NewtyNewts: Mono-wingding
heartofgoldfish: give us Mono-WUBRG
flatluigi: waugh
grgriffin3: Ow
MegaDosX: mawp
ThirdGames: Bzzt
princess_intell: mic 5
squ3e: MAWP
YeetTheRich_: mawp
underhill33: oh god
Sorator13: mawp
JohnPraw:
hb8u: ouchie
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: @laikagoat During Covid with Crim
Verrain2: Bzzt.
Juliamon: Sorry G, we didn't hear you there
NewtyNewts: Uh oh, mic asplode
gehennam_reborn: Bzzt
whoppernugget: Bzzt
flatluigi: bzzt
AzurisTiger: A Kingdom of MAWP
midnightcurryjazz: electrostatic mage indeed
Ritaspirithntr: Rip ears
cmdrud87: I don't remember mono u commander but it sounds miserable.
Spritz_T: everthing burns night, including the audio
adambomb625: @adambomb625 I don't know, when my opponent plays an Eldrazi I usually get browned
laikagoat: @HuecalpixquiJeanIII thanks!
historyman_admu: mah ears!
A_Dub888: Graham "Ridiculous Mess" Stark
JokerBoney: @laikagoat it was in quarantine and with joekim
squ3e: Quick where's Static Shock
BrowneePoints: and wheeler didn't DO anything!
IbunWest: cool technology
theamc2000: When was monowhite?
randompherret: its his magnetic personality
Alas_Babylon: !flavor Null Rod
CobaltShuriken: cant wait to see 4 Goblin Electromancers
ElfLawyer: Can I buy Ben-Bens from Card Kingdom?
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JokerBoney: @theamc2000 hasn't happened afaik
Sogheim: !advice
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MrGibberish: Does anyone remember when mono blue night was?
Ukon_Cairns: i am lookin forward to some of the existential dread mono black decks mentioned in that one mailbag taptapconcede
DianaRaven:
First stream I've caught! So excited 
princess_intell: WE did this
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: So when was mono white?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Can autotapper screw up casting actual Pox?
Ukon_Cairns:
or was that an asklrr 
AzurisTiger: More like Thank$, amirite?
distrustingspectator: !deck
PyricSage: Yay, first time able to watch!
distrustingspectator: deck!
princess_intell: red dice is fasta
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Finalsora811: 7-11?
theamc2000: It rhymed
Haroldholmes25:
7-11 
Alas_Babylon: 7-7-7-11
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: @mrgibberish Remote with Crim, late 2021 I think?
Austere_Squire: shuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnn
MegaDosX: @MrGibberish Just checked, 4th June 2021
inetro: Got here just in time!
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
MegaDosX: Wheeler who.
MegaDosX: Who is that.
sheer_falacy: Pre Spark, huh
drcthulu: I opened a silly pool, got borderless elesh norn, two skrelv's hives, black sun, archfiend of the dross, norn's wellsprind, and a bunch of removal and infect stuff
Alas_Babylon: !card Dong Zhou
LRRbot: Dong Zhou, the Tyrant [4R] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/3] | When Dong Zhou, the Tyrant enters the battlefield, target creature an opponent controls deals damage equal to its power to that player.
MrGibberish: @megadosx Huh. Thanks
TheWriterAleph: the proto-planeswalker!
Austere_Squire: but does it still have Aladdin?
violetblight: oh god i remember that
MegaDosX: Oh man I remember this deck!
grgriffin3: Oh man, I remember that
laikagoat: oh, i have seen the monoblue fnpf
theamc2000: It was cool
violetblight: oh no its been so many years
bytecaster: So you are saying, it's a classic!
MegaDosX: This was the one that Alchemist Greetinged Atraxa while killing Sidisi
violetblight: i feel old
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I remember!
cmdrud87: and also, it's grahams favourite legendary creature of, like, all time
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Aladdin!
ThirdGames: RIP Jaya
theamc2000: But the the rootwalla on fire
gehennam_reborn: I figured Ben would play the dominus since he was so hyped for it.
duckace11: use urza's glasses to make them blue
MegaDosX: Oh right Aladdin
MegaDosX: RIP Jaya
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grgriffin3: c h a o s
DianaRaven:
Big RIP to fire Grandma 
A_Dub888:
Dog_of_Myth: Yay Chaos!!!
NewtyNewts: Kaos!
RunicScribe: Jaya was the second commander deck I ever made, always good to see a deck led by her
duckace11: yay chaos!
BrowneePoints: No Etali? I'm ashamed of all of you
ElfLawyer: I feel like the mono red deck has the advantage here
soundoftyndalos: taskmaster run by jaya?
LRRbot: Ilharg, the Raze-Boar [3RR] | Legendary Creature — Boar God [6/6] | Trample / Whenever Ilharg, the Raze-Boar attacks, you may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking. Return that creature to your hand at the beginning of the next end step. / When Ilharg, the Raze-Boar dies or is put into exile from the battlefield, you may put it into its owner's library third from the top.
laikagoat: big pig!
Fruan: B I G P I G
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Do you have fallaing off a cliff Jaya?
Alas_Babylon: more like the RAVE boar
MegaDosX: Ilharg stands a shot at ending the game quickly
Sorator13: oink oink!
Khalstrom: Floop that pig!
keyforgealchemist: BOOOOOARING
Nydestroyer: 2020 green(red) cards
trashyopossum: ooohohohohohohoho this game is gonna be good
grgriffin3: The Bacon Returns
drcthulu: Ride the pig, Gir!
sheer_falacy: Shame no one can play Extinguish the Light tonight, would be very thematic for Jaya
A_Dub888: BI-GUS PI-GUS *clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*
AzurisTiger: Biggus Piggus' Show and Tell
TemporallyAwry: Loved that DeckTech.
DrLigmaPhD: OMEGA OINK
MegaDosX: Neat!
CobaltShuriken: im thinking we fit 3 games in tonight from the speed of these decks
thraximore: !card jaya ballard task
LRRbot: Jaya Ballard, Task Mage [1RR] | Legendary Creature — Human Spellshaper [2/2] | {R}, {T}, Discard a card: Destroy target blue permanent. / {1}{R}, {T}, Discard a card: Jaya Ballard, Task Mage deals 3 damage to any target. A creature dealt damage this way can't be regenerated this turn. / {5}{R}{R}, {T}, Discard a card: Jaya Ballard deals 6 damage to each creature and each player.
Kazman20a: neat
LRRbot: Dong Zhou, the Tyrant [4R] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/3] | When Dong Zhou, the Tyrant enters the battlefield, target creature an opponent controls deals damage equal to its power to that player.
Saintnex: oooooh
MegaDosX: Literally never heard of this card
squ3e: The Donger!
TheWriterAleph: also, strangely, a big pig
cmdrud87: targeting Ilharf
frankywils: is that the marshal Sutcliffe alter gram
Verrain2: Portal Three Kingdoms. Deep Dive
cmdrud87: ilharg
Saintnex: from the mythical portal three kingdoms set
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Wasn't it an alter by Marshall, or something like that?
MegaDosX: lmaoooooo
Fruan: Show dong!
TheWriterAleph:
hahaaa 
IsSecretlyPaul: red red red red red red red
Alas_Babylon: This deck better have Stonecoil Serpent in it
MegaDosX: The Cofagrigus problem
heartofgoldfish: should be Dong Zhuo, yeah
sheer_falacy: Haha Dongs
princess_intell: moxfield is a good site
MegaDosX: That shocks you Serge?
Saintnex: to be fair to ptk, it was based on the Romance of the Three Kingdoms so the source material is basically mythological lol
DianaRaven:
Allow Dong on Moxfield!
inetro: #FreeDong
MegaDosX: I mean, fair
A_Dub888: Uh ohhh, snowyyyy
ElfLawyer: #DongsOut
cmdrud87: SKRED
Finalsora811: Or Extraplanar Lens?
DrLigmaPhD: Dongs out for P3K
AzurisTiger: how many jokes when Wheeler lets his Dong enter the battlefield
LRRbot: Solphim, Mayhem Dominus [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Horror [5/4] | If a source you control would deal noncombat damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals double that damage to that player or permanent instead. / {1}{R/P}{R/P}, Discard two cards: Put an indestructible counter on Solphim, Mayhem Dominus.
BrowneePoints: That's a lady
grgriffin3: I recognize this fella
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couchboyj: I wonder if Wheeler plans on bouncing Dong?
sheer_falacy: everyone watch Ben's eyes for oil
Austere_Squire: Ben has chosen all of the violence
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: So is Ben's goal to win with commander damage from a commander hitting it's owner?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Sol Phadguy
Saintnex: I hope Ben went down that dragon route, it seems super fun
MegaDosX: I think Solphim is female according to the legends article
BrowneePoints: yea Sol is apparently She/her
TheWriterAleph:
@couchboyj up and down on the table?
NewtyNewts: Incoming Thermoalchemist?
Yunas_Jet: fun fact: Solphim is she/her
grgriffin3: Ooooh, secret!
duckace11: bolts and birds
Saintnex: oh... whoops
Finalsora811: No spoilers, chat!
BrowneePoints: Yep! Legends article earlier this week
MegaDosX: The legends article from the other day
whoppernugget: OH this one 😃
HadesLeprechaun: I have a suspicion
Alas_Babylon: Yes, they just released an article describing the legendaries
sheer_falacy: With no context I hope it's "double damage dealt tribal"
thraximore: aight
thraximore: good to know
nova_plushie: yes. ben did it
LRRbot: Great Furnace | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {R}.
Sorator13: all/one is good, lol
code1300: It ok
YeetTheRich_: all/one pronouns
CobaltShuriken:
all/one incredible 
IsSecretlyPaul: what's so great about it
TemporallyAwry: all/one got me, ugh. I was trying to drink
Fruan: That's an exceptionally good furnace
NewtyNewts:
I'm now wondering if this is a 'double doubled doubling' deck
BrowneePoints: B/U Domini are He/Him, W/G/R are She/Her...apparently..as far as "land made sentient by oil" goes
ElfLawyer: <message deleted>Grifting for NFTs Marshall?
LRRbot: Fire Diamond [2] | Artifact | Fire Diamond enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {R}.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is ONE big enough for nicknames?
Nydestroyer:
artifact land dangerous in an all red matchup, looking forward to the overloaded artifact removal
LRRbot: Lightning Greaves [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has haste and shroud. / Equip {0}
Davlenagain: Graham, I heard you were going to a magic event, will we see the return of a Gvlog with that event?
DeM0nFiRe:
thraximore: the G R E A V E S
ElektroTal: ilharg the raze boar can be sung to the tune of frosty the snowman
sheer_falacy: That boar has roller skates!
ekplayscards: BEEP BEEP
azndragon257: Does anyone have the link to LRR's mono white commander game
BrowneePoints: You mean Pigboy Boots
MegaDosX: Yee, and also, haw
hb8u: if a pig would use boots would he do it like this or like this
TemporallyAwry:
Give that pig the zoomies 
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I'll be honest, I didn't even know the Domini we're sapient let alone had pronouns. So good for them and bad for us?
A_Dub888: Wheeler put cowboy boots on his dog?
sheer_falacy: actually a pig with roller skates is basically the Tapirs from the end of His Dark Materials
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code1300: Peppa the pig in boots
squ3e: Red light district huh
DrLigmaPhD: @BrowneePoints You'd think of all places in the multiverse the horrible flesh-machine nightmare would have ONE they/them
thraximore: @HuecalpixquiJeanIII (my headcanon is that they're the will of Yawgmoth expressing itself in the Oil)
LRRbot: Inventors' Fair | Legendary Land | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Inventors' Fair: Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
AkiraBalance27: no ragavans?
ekplayscards:
@Dog_of_Myth 
LRRbot: Bitter Reunion [1R] | Enchantment | When Bitter Reunion enters the battlefield, you may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards. / {1}, Sacrifice Bitter Reunion: Creatures you control gain haste until end of turn.
MegaDosX: Draw two cards Ben
Dog_of_Myth:
bytecaster: I really preferred commander before Mountain became a must include in every deck.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: @thraximore *is concerned*
Alas_Babylon: oh *no*
trashyopossum: heheheehhehe
MurphEP: Oh no
MegaDosX: Yeah
laikagoat: ooooh
sheer_falacy: !card dragon's approach
LRRbot: Dragon's Approach [2R] | Sorcery | Dragon's Approach deals 3 damage to each opponent. You may exile Dragon's Approach and four cards named Dragon's Approach from your graveyard. If you do, search your library for a Dragon creature card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. / A deck can have any number of cards named Dragon's Approach.
ghizmou: yes!
thraximore:
@HuecalpixquiJeanIII 
omdorastrix: Inventors fair is inventors foul and inventors foul is inventors fair...
Saintnex: HECK YEA
bwk789: @ekplayscards did we both leave Corey’s stream and come here simultaneously?
MegaDosX: Time for dargon!
LRRbot: Dragon's Approach [2R] | Sorcery | Dragon's Approach deals 3 damage to each opponent. You may exile Dragon's Approach and four cards named Dragon's Approach from your graveyard. If you do, search your library for a Dragon creature card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. / A deck can have any number of cards named Dragon's Approach.
Austere_Squire: ben, why so many dragons approach deck
ekplayscards:
@bwk789 We did.
ElfLawyer: OH SICK
Lithobraker: Inventor's Fair? will there be themed snacks?
Spanked42: what the fuck lmao
thraximore: let's GO
NewtyNewts: Oh boy
grgriffin3: Oh my good lord
MegaDosX: Good question Serge!
sheer_falacy: I hear you have both mountain and snow covered mountain
squ3e: lower cause basics though
InTheHouseOfHavok: Bitter reunion draws 2 cards
TheWriterAleph: so good guess serge wow
Alas_Babylon: @InTheHouseOfHavok he drew 2
sheer_falacy: Life is just shadows on the cave table
spawnofhastur: What are we drinking tonight?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: 256 is my guess
MegaDosX: Yeah Ben grabbed two
cmdrud87: FTK! FTK!
MegaDosX: All good
Alas_Babylon: We guud
BrowneePoints: Ben grabbed life, by the horns, and said not today
LRRbot: Koth of the Hammer [2RR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Koth [3] | [+1]: Untap target Mountain. It becomes a 4/4 red Elemental creature until end of turn. It's still a land. / [−2]: Add {R} for each Mountain you control. / [−5]: You get an emblem with "Mountains you control have '{T}: This land deals 1 damage to any target.'"
MegaDosX: IT HIM
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah Koth
Darleysam: you kids Gathering in there?
DrSnap23: hammer time !
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Jaya Ballard, Task Mage [1RR] | Legendary Creature — Human Spellshaper [2/2] | {R}, {T}, Discard a card: Destroy target blue permanent. / {1}{R}, {T}, Discard a card: Jaya Ballard, Task Mage deals 3 damage to any target. A creature dealt damage this way can't be regenerated this turn. / {5}{R}{R}, {T}, Discard a card: Jaya Ballard deals 6 damage to each creature and each player.
MegaDosX: Graham cast Hadoken!
NewtyNewts: G quarter-circled!
AkiraBalance27: someones playing hadoken huh
sheer_falacy: Koth with the weird not giving haste to lands
Nydestroyer: wait, its koth of the hammer? I was always calling him Koth "The Hammer"
Bugberry: return of the surprise hadoken
Saintnex:
Because of Ben, I already theory brewed a Solphim dragon deck, but im only running 15 Dragon's Approaches so I am really looking forward to Ben's design 
DrLigmaPhD: Koth the magnetically active hottie
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: So Graham... did you update this deck since it was last played?
remyjette: im expecting a lot of blue permanents for jaya to destroy
LRRbot: Commander's Sphere [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. / Sacrifice Commander's Sphere: Draw a card.
MegaDosX: I think the card reader has issues with that Jaya, I seem to recall it showing Corrupt last time he played this deck
LRRbot: Shadowspear [1] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Equip {2}
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Cause it could use a new Koth and Jaya if not
Oneiros96: is there a moxfield (ot something else) link to the solphim deck from the prerelease ?
LRRbot: Terrain Generator | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: You may put a basic land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
MegaDosX: Oh boy
Alas_Babylon: Ooooooh
LRRbot: Delina, Wild Mage [3R] | Legendary Creature — Elf Shaman [3/2] | Whenever Delina, Wild Mage attacks, choose target creature you control, then roll a d20. / 1—14 | Create a tapped and attacking token that's a copy of that creature, except it's not legendary and it has "At end of combat, exile this creature." / 15—20 | Create one of those tokens. You may roll again.
violetblight: oooh yeah
Alas_Babylon: I instantly love this deck
DrLigmaPhD: YESSSSSSS
MegaDosX: That's a card that might end the game on its own
Nydestroyer: instant win
sheer_falacy: praise be to RNGesus
Dog_of_Myth: Oh we doing chaos tonight
Nydestroyer: just gotta roll high
Saintnex: @Oneiros96 I dunno if Ben made one on Moxfield, but I wrote it up
DrLigmaPhD: Mirror March in this list?
IbunWest: Oh I get the theme of the deck now
grgriffin3: Ooooh
Finalsora811: Copying Dong is pretty powerful.
MegaDosX: Yeah copying Dong Zhou is going to be spicy
BrowneePoints: Delina is a FUN card
spawnofhastur: Delina, Wild Mage, the sleeper hit in any Saskia deck
Alas_Babylon: Literally expanding Dong?
Oneiros96: ty @Saintnex
LRRbot: Mana Vault [1] | Artifact | Mana Vault doesn't untap during your untap step. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {4}. If you do, untap Mana Vault. / At the beginning of your draw step, if Mana Vault is tapped, it deals 1 damage to you. / {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}.
BrowneePoints: @Alas_Babylon it's pronounced like dung but yes
MegaDosX: Ah.
DianaRaven:
many Dong such wow
MegaDosX: Incoming Solphim?
couchboyj: Delina interacts well with Dong
nilsrebby: is there a decklists command?
Alas_Babylon: @BrowneePoints ... mmm, maybe not then
AkiraBalance27: dont forget koth
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Delina ETBs is fuuuuun
Juliamon: !decks
LRRbot: Solphim, Mayhem Dominus [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Horror [5/4] | If a source you control would deal noncombat damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals double that damage to that player or permanent instead. / {1}{R/P}{R/P}, Discard two cards: Put an indestructible counter on Solphim, Mayhem Dominus.
MegaDosX: This turn's sick
nilsrebby: @juliamon thank you very much:)
Fruan: Ben's deck is sick.
MegaDosX: Ben's pretty much set up now
trashyopossum: Wow thats a really good dragons approach deck omg
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: oh boy Ben's deck looks sick
Alas_Babylon: Spice level: Yes
AkiraBalance27: chaos warp solphi
grgriffin3: Hell of a thing just happened there
oniontuber: i think pretty nails should be a staple of friday night paper fight, so fun with the cardcam
sheer_falacy: That is spooky
MegaDosX: Yeah table is hoping for Chaos Warp at this point
flatluigi: can they remove it before ben sits back down
PlantOnTwitch: (just joined) - oooh, ben is playing the deck he deckteched? neat!
Bugberry: Red actually does have ways to remove indestructible, but I'm not sure if anyone is playing them.
Laserbeaks_Fury: "just in case"
sheer_falacy: Lots of bounce and exile available in monored, right?
BrowneePoints: I hope they're packing Soul Sear lol
drcthulu: Build your own god
flatluigi: @PlantOnTwitch he actually specifically isn't, lmao
sheer_falacy: !card shadowspear
LRRbot: Shadowspear [1] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Equip {2}
MegaDosX: I think red is going to really struggle to deal with that Solphim now short of Chaos Warp
sheer_falacy: Is literally on the board
LaconicLad: What is Graham drinking this evening?
Fruan: Mono red has a bit of a problem with indestructable creatures.
Alas_Babylon: Red does have a surprising amount of exile, but it deals damage to do so
Alas_Babylon: And it does have a couple spells that pierce indestructible
Fruan: Oh, shadwospear
AkiraBalance27: i forgot shadowspear does that
Desruprot: Red has Damage if die, exile instead
Alas_Babylon: But... in general... .... also yeah Shadowspear
MegaDosX:
@AkiraBalance27 I think literally all of us did
spawnofhastur: Bringing Solphia on mono red night is a little rude, but...
BrowneePoints: Look sometimes you forget Shadowspear has other text
Bugberry: There are a handful of Red burn spells that say "creatures remove indestructible". There's one in the newest set.
Mattmitchell45: God they need to reprint Shadowspear
sheer_falacy: White and blue seem best
MegaDosX: Ben's not the problem yet, but he's got a pretty good setup
PlantOnTwitch: @PlantOnTwitch oh. oop
MegaDosX: Oh boy
BrowneePoints: Yea red has a couple burn spells that remove indestruct like Soul Sear
MegaDosX: When Graham giggles about his cards
Bugberry: Blue and White can remove abilities
DrLigmaPhD: What's the command for Wheeler's decklist?
LRRbot: Lightning Cloud [3R] | Enchantment | Whenever a player casts a red spell, you may pay {R}. If you do, Lightning Cloud deals 1 damage to any target.
princess_intell: green just likes to stomp on everything with giant dino feet
Dog_of_Myth: YES
laikagoat: yes graham yes
MegaDosX: Holy shit
Sorator13: oh wow
AkiraBalance27: hahahaha
sheer_falacy: He doesn't need to be the one casting, sweet
AkiraBalance27: beautiful
MegaDosX:
That's astonishingly good in this game
spawnofhastur:
also rude. 
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: YES, Graham's weird old cards!
cmdrud87: 5 mana for 1 damage...
BrowneePoints: Graham I love the absolute older jank some of your decks have
DrSnap23: this is how graham wins
bwk789: Rude with solphim
Alas_Babylon: Now we need to find a way to give this enchantment deathtouch...
MrGibberish: !card dragon claw
LRRbot: Did you mean: Surrak Dragonclaw; Yasova Dragonclaw; Dragon's Claw
MegaDosX: Also then Howling Mine and Breathstealer's Crypt
spawnofhastur: Reminds me of the old Tainted Aether days.
BrowneePoints: Taaiiiiinted Aeetherrrrr
MrGibberish: !card Dragon’s Claw
LRRbot: Dragon's Claw [2] | Artifact | Whenever a player casts a red spell, you may gain 1 life.
Bugberry: @cmdrud87 it's an investment in the future
MegaDosX: That game was hilarious
Laserbeaks_Fury: Countering a spell is after it is successfully cast?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Tainted Aether~
spawnofhastur: Friends don't let friends play Tainted Aether~
JokerBoney: Taaaainted Aether
DrLigmaPhD: SMH nobody arrived with Zo-zu the Punisher
Bugberry: @Laserbeaks_Fury going on to the stack means that spell was cast.
MegaDosX: Yeah that's potentially dangerous with Ben's deck
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Any spell that Graham catsts that makes Wheeler laugh on play is sure to be a banger
Dog_of_Myth: Wheel or Pig
dsavillian: you can't spell wheeler without wheel
sheer_falacy: I don't think "successfully cast" is a game term?
TheWriterAleph: really wants to bring home the bacon
MegaDosX: SKITTERBEAM
Nydestroyer: wheely pigs
sheer_falacy: oracle text doesn't use it
SnowBuddy18: wheel or squeak
SnowBuddy18: squeal*
Chesul: the Errata text for lightning cloud "Whenever a player casts a red spell, you may pay Red. If you do, Lightning Cloud deals 1 damage to any target."
Fruan: Oh, skittering battelion with Pig is niceeee
MegaDosX: OH
Dog_of_Myth: oooof
AkiraBalance27: awww
grgriffin3: Oooooooof
thraximore: HAHAHAAHA
TheWriterAleph:
BusTed: aw shucky darns
flatluigi: OMG
LRRbot: Thrumming Stone [5] | Legendary Artifact | Spells you cast have ripple 4.
bytecaster: Oooooh
JokerBoney: GOTTTTEM
arkham1981: Ouch
MegaDosX: Serge actually got him with it!
A_Dub888:
DrSnap23: so close
TemporallyAwry:
Good Riddance, oh my
thraximore: we have a GAME
DeM0nFiRe: wow
DrLigmaPhD: GET REKT
ThirdGames: Robbed!
hb8u: what a nice card
keyforgealchemist: ripple?
MegaDosX: WHAT
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Relentless Rats Staple
laikagoat: aww the march
MegaDosX: I love all of these decks
BrowneePoints: I love wheeler's deck
TimIAm: these decks are amazing
the_card_father: So I was able to find their Mono-Blue Game, and the Mono-Green Game. When was the Mono-White game?
LRRbot: Faithless Looting [R] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}
MegaDosX: These decks are all outstanding
Desruprot: thrummingstone is the classic mass spell spell
couchboyj: Is the pig in cowboy boots Paul?
Bugberry: Ripple was from Coldsnap
Alas_Babylon: @keyforgealchemist A mechanic that has shown up on MAYBE two cards, but at least that one: ripple X means you look at the next X cards of your deck and cast a copy of a card amongst those cards, and it can chain
JokerBoney: @the_card_father there hasn't been a mono white game
Fruan: Five cards and thrumming stone
Finalsora811: The Bens discarded some spice.
BrowneePoints: Relentless Rats staple
MegaDosX: Normally useless in Commander
Bugberry: I don't think any of the actual spells with Ripple are good.
BrowneePoints: Rat Colony Staple
sheer_falacy: rip n cards off the top and then ple(y) the ones that match
TheWriterAleph: cascadestorm
rogerivany: I think Ripple was always 4.
MegaDosX: Only worth it ever with Dragon's Approach
the_card_father: @jokerboney Ok. Thank you. I was losing my mind trying to find it.
cmdrud87:
5 cars, four of them are aurochs
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I "think" all ripple spells are 4
A_Dub888: !card robber of the rich
LRRbot: Robber of the Rich [1R] | Creature — Human Archer Rogue [2/2] | Reach, haste / Whenever Robber of the Rich attacks, if defending player has more cards in hand than you, exile the top card of their library. During any turn you attacked with a Rogue, you may cast that card and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.
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inetro: Don't the spells you cast off Ripple also trigger Ripple as well?
JokerBoney: @inetro correct
MegaDosX: Oh snap
Alas_Babylon: So there are five cards with ripple, and then Thrumming STone itself
Bugberry: @inetro that's the idea.
MegaDosX: Hey guess what Ben's probably doing next turn
Alas_Babylon: The five are commons
Ritaspirithntr: Or useful with Relentless Rats/Rat Colony/Shadowborn Apostle, etc.
Nydestroyer: all land
TheWriterAleph: [ calculus meme ]
northos:
either he did or he didn't 
grgriffin3: math.gif
LRRbot: Robber of the Rich [1R] | Creature — Human Archer Rogue [2/2] | Reach, haste / Whenever Robber of the Rich attacks, if defending player has more cards in hand than you, exile the top card of their library. During any turn you attacked with a Rogue, you may cast that card and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.
rainbowolf13: No zero
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Chesul: there are 6 cards with Ripple, all of which are Ripple 4.
1y1e: lets get hypergeometrical baby
sheer_falacy: their library
DrLigmaPhD: @Ritaspirithntr Persistent Petitioners
AkiraBalance27: why does robber have reach
MegaDosX: Yeah, exile the top card of Graham's library
Bugberry: it's stealing from them.
sheer_falacy: no, comrade, OUR library
Bugberry: It's robin hood
PoorMansPoison: I can't wait to buy my prerelease kit tomorrow, open the Rat king, and spend all my money making rat tribal
northos:
and Serge can spend his red mana to cast Graham's red spell
MegaDosX: Excuse.
bwk789: Minor nonbo with ilharg as it doesn’t get the trigger
MegaDosX: !card avacyn's judgment
LRRbot: Avacyn's Judgment [1R] | Sorcery | Madness {X}{R} / Avacyn's Judgment deals 2 damage divided as you choose among any number of targets. If this spell's madness cost was paid, it deals X damage divided as you choose among those permanents and/or players instead.
Spanked42: I want to build Ulmer's deck
flatluigi: card reader is confused by all the red cards with flames in the art
MegaDosX: So did Graham take the hit?
spawnofhastur: Scootybooterman
MegaDosX:
Graham! 
TabbyLavalamp:
Just opened Ben's commander. 
Saintnex: I wonder how hard it is to get 30 dragon's approaches locally
dsavillian: rollback the entire game
lion_byte: wowza
dsavillian: (I wanted to see mirror march)
MegaDosX: Yeah this might get silly if Ben has a fifth land
sheer_falacy: does "defending player" work if you attack a planeswalker? Seems like it should
LJ_Lucky: just got here, is this faster or slower than all mono green?
LRRbot: Witch's Clinic | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Target commander gains lifelink until end of turn.
JokerBoney: its a wonderful card
YeetTheRich_: great card for heartless hidetsugu
MegaDosX: Now half of the board has lifelink
endstepexarch: Is Ben's list the one from the ppr?
Alas_Babylon: Also, not "target commander you control"...
spawnofhastur: Rampaging Ferocidon yo
LRRbot: Bothersome Quasit [2R] | Creature — Demon [3/2] | Menace / Goaded creatures your opponents control can't block. / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, goad target creature an opponent controls.
niccus: whomst?
MegaDosX: @endstepexarch No, he's on Dragon's Approach this time
Finalsora811: What'd you call me?
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sheer_falacy: Blocking is for mathers anyway
heartofgoldfish: bothersome closet
Mattmitchell45: Quirked up Red Demon
theamc2000: @finalsora811 a cutie
LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Goaded on the sticks
MegaDosX: !card delina wild
LRRbot: Delina, Wild Mage [3R] | Legendary Creature — Elf Shaman [3/2] | Whenever Delina, Wild Mage attacks, choose target creature you control, then roll a d20. / 1—14 | Create a tapped and attacking token that's a copy of that creature, except it's not legendary and it has "At end of combat, exile this creature." / 15—20 | Create one of those tokens. You may roll again.
PlantOnTwitch: !card Dong Zhou, the Tyrant
LRRbot: Dong Zhou, the Tyrant [4R] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/3] | When Dong Zhou, the Tyrant enters the battlefield, target creature an opponent controls deals damage equal to its power to that player.
MegaDosX: An single copy
niccus: koth of the hammer of the hammer
TheWriterAleph: hammer don't hurt em
Alas_Babylon: Koth of the KOTH
tomatobud:
sup everybody, big fan of commander! 
BrowneePoints: Yall did wanna go beep beep
BrowneePoints: Wheeler is just going beep beep
Desruprot: Koth king of the hill, still
endstepexarch: I find it deeply funny that wheeler's commander is named "Dong"
sheer_falacy: the original isn't even attacking due to summoning sicknes
MegaDosX: "Enters tapped and attacking" lets you specify any target it's attacking
Nydestroyer: wait is koths name a self reference
Haroldholmes25:
@endstepexarch it did not pass the moxfield profanity filter
MegaDosX: Oh boy
Nydestroyer: the K in koth stands for koth
BrowneePoints: it's a recursive acronym
MegaDosX: Oh wow
LRRbot: Mana Crypt [0] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, Mana Crypt deals 3 damage to you. / {T}: Add {C}{C}.
sirspate: "do you pay the Koth?"
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
MegaDosX: Serge what did you do
Haroldholmes25: sir!
northos: wait, that's illegal
grgriffin3: He's storming off!
heartofgoldfish: classic commander first turn
Saintnex: oooooh noooooo
sheer_falacy: that was a really good wheel for Ben
Nydestroyer: gutshot
Finalsora811: Storm count is 2.
LRRbot: Dragon Tempest [1R] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature with flying enters the battlefield under your control, it gains haste until end of turn. / Whenever a Dragon enters the battlefield under your control, it deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of Dragons you control.
MegaDosX: OH
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Crypt, Vault, and Ring...
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: ok
MegaDosX: I can see the synergy
Fruan: uh oh
Desruprot: the fast mana and self damage, win con for opponents online, Crypt + Vault
DrSnap23: surely they're all playing vandalblast right
MegaDosX: Everyone takes six
theamc2000: Ben you over tapped
LRRbot: Dragon's Approach [2R] | Sorcery | Dragon's Approach deals 3 damage to each opponent. You may exile Dragon's Approach and four cards named Dragon's Approach from your graveyard. If you do, search your library for a Dragon creature card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. / A deck can have any number of cards named Dragon's Approach.
MegaDosX: And everyone is about to take two and it'll have haste
theamc2000: 3 from crypt so you can untap one land
MegaDosX: Oh, one person takes two, not everyone
MegaDosX: Misread Tempest
ThorSokar: I went and made some bacon are we on game 2 yet?
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BrowneePoints: I died from this into Velomachus so much in Standard
tomatobud: Does anyone have a good decklist for a nicol bolas commander deck under 300$?
Spanked42: GOD I want that deck
MegaDosX: Pick the cool one!
TheWriterAleph: "screw the rules! i have dragons!"
theamc2000: Ulmer overlapped by one
Spanked42: It's so silly I love it
Chesul: theamc2000 crypt is 2.
sheer_falacy: Ripple sounds like a mechanic that should have specified "cast from your hand"
MegaDosX: Uh.
LRRbot: Knollspine Dragon [5RR] | Creature — Dragon [7/5] | Flying / When Knollspine Dragon enters the battlefield, you may discard your hand and draw cards equal to the damage dealt to target opponent this turn.
theamc2000: @chesul oh. What am I thinking of
Bugberry: Shadowmoor
Dog_of_Myth: Oh yes
thraximore:
MegaDosX: OH WOW
Desruprot: Ripple is like an 11 on the storm scale and should not appear again
MegaDosX: Good lord
Bugberry: Knollspine Ridge
MegaDosX:
I mean, you do Ben 
Chesul: theamc2000 mana vault.
LJ_Lucky:
make a card that has ripple and you can have any number in your deck
tomatobud:
@LoadingReadyRun do you guys have any nicol bolas decks i can steal? is that ok?
theamc2000: @chesul ty
MegaDosX: Killing Delina is an option
Rustpile: Jeremy Knollspine Dragon
MegaDosX: Or the Quasit, that too
MegaDosX: You get six cards this way
northos:
discard 3 mountains, draw 6 mountains
MegaDosX: Shout out to mono red drawing all of these cards tbh
Finalsora811: And they say Red doesn't have draw power outside of impulse draw.
heartofgoldfish: Ben about to discard 7 dragon approaches in his end step
sheer_falacy: hard with 6 cards in hand
Nydestroyer: ben hivemind
JokerBoney: !card Solphim
LRRbot: Solphim, Mayhem Dominus [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Horror [5/4] | If a source you control would deal noncombat damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals double that damage to that player or permanent instead. / {1}{R/P}{R/P}, Discard two cards: Put an indestructible counter on Solphim, Mayhem Dominus.
MegaDosX: How dare you work together!
MurphEP:
DrSnap23: did graham just take 5 from a 7/5 ?
northos:
oh, you're definitely allowed to do that
Earthenone: to be fair, only ben is looking at bens hand
spawnofhastur: Wheeler's on the CAG, if he says it's allowed, it's allowed.
JokerBoney: dang - unfort
TetraRay: so two headed giant really ?
Alas_Babylon: scandalous
MegaDosX: Wait why does Serge have Kitchen Finks in his hand?
Fruan: @DrSnap23 The 7/5 didn't attack
YeetTheRich_: ok now paul show chat your hands
Alas_Babylon: What's red, red, and red all over?
dsavillian: Now lets see Paul Allen's cards
thraximore:
@MegaDosX
sirspate: how many redheads playing red today
BrowneePoints: So Ben, for Solphim, does she love Flashdance? Cuz she's a Maniiiiac. Maaaaaaniac. ON the floor.
niccus: pretty sure base mtg rules allow you to reveal cards at will
KeytarCat: The color is a red herring
Sogheim: if Serge drops a Hovermyr I'm gonna laugh
MadWolf1290: which means you do it
MegaDosX: Oh sick
LRRbot: Adamaro, First to Desire [1RR] | Legendary Creature — Spirit [*/*] | Adamaro, First to Desire's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in the hand of the opponent with the most cards in hand.
AdamYMHMI: Serge's hand is just all Kitchen Finks
Robot_Bones: Dare to be stupid, dare to be stupid
LJ_Lucky: I love the kamigawa maros
AkiraBalance27: @MegaDosX pretty sure red kitchen finks is just murderous redcap
JokerBoney: adamaro is a beautiful card
BrowneePoints: HELL YEA
MegaDosX: Oh boy
LRRbot: Repercussion [1RR] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature is dealt damage, Repercussion deals that much damage to that creature's controller.
offbeatwitch: and now for something completely different
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
MegaDosX: Secret Lair too!
sheer_falacy: oh no Ben quadruples
AkiraBalance27: blasphemous act now
AkiraBalance27: please
HadesLeprechaun: who has blasphemous act?
grgriffin3: Oh, this is gonna get SILLY
A_Dub888: Here we goooooo
sheer_falacy: oh Repurcussion is the second effect, no double double
JokerBoney: I have a fun group slug deck built with them
MegaDosX: Graham just put his foot on the accelerator
MadWolf1290: ZOOM
Nydestroyer: cant wait for someone to blasphemous act
definenull: mono Red commander! I'm guessing it's game 3 of the night?
drthvd3r: I think the term Graham's looking for is "It makes everything go FWEEEEE!"
A_Dub888: Anyone running Furnace of Wrath?
Darleysam: oh Repercussions makes combat a lot spicier...
BrowneePoints: for like Ozolith or moving shenanigans
MegaDosX: It's a rare effect too
TwilitLugia: @LJ_Lucky I build Masumaro at the end of last year and it's currently 3 for 4 in terms of wins so far this year
CAKHost: I could have sworn I left this at 1 x speed... XD
MegaDosX: Indestructible counters aren't exactly common
BrowneePoints: Look sometimes when you Mayhem
BrowneePoints: you forget things
spawnofhastur: Since that was EOT, the indestructible is still gone!
Bugberry: It's just like how an Aura can grant a keyword and that creature still can lose that keyword.
MegaDosX: He was here to draw cards and to block
LRRbot: Ilharg, the Raze-Boar [3RR] | Legendary Creature — Boar God [6/6] | Trample / Whenever Ilharg, the Raze-Boar attacks, you may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking. Return that creature to your hand at the beginning of the next end step. / When Ilharg, the Raze-Boar dies or is put into exile from the battlefield, you may put it into its owner's library third from the top.
adambomb625: Oink Oink MFer
drcthulu: he's a big pig, yup yup
spawnofhastur: Pearls before swine, as they say.
LoadingReadyRun: Pig in Boots
HadesLeprechaun: wonder if Ben has a Nesting Grounds to do fun things with the indestructible counter
Darleysam: doesn't Serge also take damage from the pig being blocked?
sheer_falacy: !card robber of the rich
LRRbot: Robber of the Rich [1R] | Creature — Human Archer Rogue [2/2] | Reach, haste / Whenever Robber of the Rich attacks, if defending player has more cards in hand than you, exile the top card of their library. During any turn you attacked with a Rogue, you may cast that card and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.
MegaDosX: If you do Robber's trigger first you should be fine
Desruprot: does it make you laugh when I say Biggus Piggus? It shouldn't (something something Monty Python reference)
Fruan: Robber doesn't get to trigger, so there's no way to do it.
kumatsu: Robber is an intervening if, so no, has to already be true
superdude097: Rogue won't trigger if the condition isn't meant
flatluigi: lmao
MegaDosX: Uh oh
Nydestroyer: pigjutsu
LRRbot: Combustible Gearhulk [4RR] | Artifact Creature — Construct [6/6] | First strike / When Combustible Gearhulk enters the battlefield, target opponent may have you draw three cards. If the player doesn't, you mill three cards, then Combustible Gearhulk deals damage to that player equal to the total mana value of those cards.
MegaDosX:
Ben also knows that this turns off the Robber if Serge has more cards in hand!
sheer_falacy: that's a heck of an Ilharg card
TheGatherers: When the hero cuts the villain off in the monologue
theamc2000: So polite
LRRbot: Gamble [R] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, discard a card at random, then shuffle.
flatluigi: jamble
MegaDosX: Yeah Gearhulk is an astonishing card to pull off Ilharg
Earthenone: !findquote gamble
LRRbot: Quote #6048: "He opens up my heart through the world of gambling. I'm in." —Serge [2019-05-13]
Alas_Babylon: Entomb
bwk789: What was hit off the robber?
theamc2000: Is that the Serge called dibs on gamble from the draft?
MegaDosX: @bwk789 Nothing, no trigger
Alas_Babylon: Avacyn's Judgement
bwk789: Thanks
MegaDosX: Though he can cast the Avacyn's Judgment now
drcthulu: Dastardly
thraximore: ENTOMB
MegaDosX: WHAT
grgriffin3: SOUL READ
LRRbot: Panharmonicon [4] | Artifact | If an artifact or creature entering the battlefield causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.
flatluigi: ENTOMB!
Dog_of_Myth: Oh snap
Haroldholmes25:
MegaDosX: HOLY SHIT
DeM0nFiRe:
raulghoulia: Wheeler Pegasus cosplay when?
Sorator13:
Distrei: GET ENTOMBED NERD
neisan2112: ENTOMB BAYBYYYY
thraximore:
lion_byte: Hooo BOY
ThirdGames: That's why the call it a GAMBLE!
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Earthenone: Canadian Sniper
zeathean: Gamble is always entomb
niccus: that's what gamble's for
Saintnex: HECK YEA
TemporallyAwry:
Ya' ever gamble right into an entomb 
MegaDosX: Gamble does that though
SnowBuddy18: ayo
Mewr11: Wait but entomb isn't mono-red
ladyjessica: Gamble is awesome
Dog_of_Myth: Somewhere Seth is crying
Spanked42: man, everyone's deck tech going straight in the garbage
MegaDosX:
There's a reason I cut it from my Zurzoth deck
drcthulu: the soul read
sheer_falacy: Hmm, that would be really funny with the Gearhulk every turn
AkiraBalance27: gamble is just mono red entomb
BrowneePoints: The Soul Read Wheel into the Soul read Gamble!
Desruprot:
Sergy Boi 
BoomerAang_Squad: Hello Highlight Reel
Fruan: B I G P I G
JokerBoney: speaking of - Isamaro is now a 7/7
kumatsu: sounds like it's time for Ben to burn everyone out
MegaDosX: Panharmonicon with probably all of Serge's deck would be wild
grgriffin3: We watched a man rip a card out of a hand and a soul out of a body at the same time
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: If it were me I simply wouldn't have gotten that card chosen
Delalelilolu: luckily theres no way for red to get artifacts fromn the graveyard
xythrogar: i really love to see a jaya ballard task mage. i love that card so much
spawnofhastur: Graham's deck is sweet but it could do with some more Tainted Aether
LRRbot: Insufferable Balladeer [1R] | Creature — Dwarf Bard [2/1] | Vicious Mockery — When Insufferable Balladeer enters the battlefield, target creature an opponent controls can't block this turn. Goad it.
MegaDosX: What'd you call me?
niccus: whomst
thraximore:
Earthenone: wheeler summons himself to the field
Laserbeaks_Fury: Jaya Balladeer
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
ThorSokar: Wheeler with the On-Brand deck
sheer_falacy: some A+ card naming there
thraximore: HaaaaaDOUKEN
BrowneePoints: The light level/contrast of the art
heartofgoldfish: insufferable jaya ballardeer
LRRbot: Emergence Zone | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Emergence Zone: You may cast spells this turn as though they had flash.
DicecreamSandwich: Hello from a dnd content creator in Vancouver BC! 👋🏻
tomatobud: @MegaDosX hey mega, dumb question but whats the term for a deck with lots of big monsters
LRRbot: Flameshadow Conjuring [3R] | Enchantment | Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay {R}. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that creature. That token gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
tomatobud: 😅
MegaDosX: @tomatobud I've generally heard it called a stompy deck, but I'm not sure if there's a better term than that
sheer_falacy: So many people making so many token copies
Mewr11: flameshadow conjuring is one of my favorite judge's tower cards
tomatobud: @MegaDosX thank you for helping this noob!
MegaDosX: @tomatobud Happy to help!
MegaDosX: So insufferable
Laserbeaks_Fury: That why it's Insufferable
sheer_falacy: 2+n balladeers
TimIAm: We just call them Ben Ben
BrowneePoints: We've got the Hurdy AND the Gurdy!
code1300: That card should be good in highlander to right
thraximore: Stereo, but they both only play through one earbud
bytecaster: So many ballads
sirspate: @thraximore like an early Beatles stereo mix
HadesLeprechaun: Flameshadow "printed into the ground" has been printed exactly once, but still not that expensive, haha
flatluigi: should we maybe have goad reminder tokens
MegaDosX: !card solphim
LRRbot: Solphim, Mayhem Dominus [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Horror [5/4] | If a source you control would deal noncombat damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals double that damage to that player or permanent instead. / {1}{R/P}{R/P}, Discard two cards: Put an indestructible counter on Solphim, Mayhem Dominus.
sheer_falacy: The Boar is wearing the boots as earmuffs to keep out the balladeer noises
thraximore: @sirspate I discovered the pitfalls of downloaded Beatles songs in high school
MegaDosX:
Good thing that says "to an opponent"
Earthenone: more mono red lifegain
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DrSnap23: greaves by dre
Natedogg2: I didn't know tonight was a Blood Moon night.
MegaDosX: Two very spicy artifacts got sent to the bin
MegaDosX: Between Panharmonicon and Thrummingstone
MegaDosX: Thrumming Stone rather
quietcat: heh, panharmonigone
BrowneePoints: Dirt Wheel was Ben's nickname in Middle School
MegaDosX: @quietcat OK that made me cackle, well done
Desruprot: Panharmonimom
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HadesLeprechaun: !decklists
NewtyNewts: PanHARMonicon
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Laserbeaks_Fury: "Attack Serge. Roll better."
MegaDosX: May not matter though
MegaDosX: Serge is within Shock range
DrSnap23: "oh look, it's a dragon.... again"
sheer_falacy: I suspect commander damage won't be what kills Serge, yes
BrowneePoints: G. Blashphemous act. Kill everyone with Repercussions rn
flatluigi: serge is probably going to get clouded
MrGibberish: @megadosx Hadouken range even
thraximore: @sheer_falacy well, he does have Shadowspear. He just needs to untap....
raulghoulia: someone cast that stray hadoken floating about
Laserbeaks_Fury: Insufferable Ballard Here
Dread_Pirate_Westley: By attacking with Jaya, even.
Fruan: Repercusions makes blocking really bad. I guess serge has shadowspear.
Chesul: Serge could die to Lightning Cloud. XD
chaostreader: !card repercussion
LRRbot: Repercussion [1RR] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature is dealt damage, Repercussion deals that much damage to that creature's controller.
MegaDosX: It is goaded
MegaDosX: So can't hit Wheeler
princess_intell: does anyone have shock
BrowneePoints: or chain reaction
JokerBoney: oh graham might be able to kill the table
BrowneePoints: just gimme the big Repercussion boom just once
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JokerBoney: yeah, graham can kill the table
saucemaster5000: Yeah, I'm there too
justwhatever_idk: It comes with Sauce Paul
adept_nekomancer: The sauce makes all the difference.
princess_intell: what is The Sauce?
TheGatherers: goaded with the sauce is like partner with
flatluigi: is paul quirked up
MuffinsOnAHill: Sauce is everything
BusTed: To say nothing of cracked
BrowneePoints: OH YEA
Alas_Babylon: Goaded with the sauce just hits different
DrSnap23: LoadingReadySauce
TimIAm: Post Malone really has effected the game
DeM0nFiRe: The new "That has reach?"
ElfLawyer: lemon pepper WET? with teh SAUCE ON THEM?
Laserbeaks_Fury: That has SAUCE?!
BrowneePoints: Graham can 7 mana Jaya ability and kill everyone but Ulmer lol
Haroldholmes25: boots? with the fur?!
squ3e: It's a 2023 Red card, of course it has ssauce
JokerBoney: or wait, no just everyone other than Ulmer
grgriffin3: Serge with the frigging throwback
AdamYMHMI: Denim-walk
Nydestroyer: like denim walk
Desruprot: would Graham be able to win through Blasphemous Act with trigger ordering/APNAP?
thegitrogsquirrel: the whole club's a fan of bob ross
IsSecretlyPaul: I love when the whole club looks at boar
LRRbot: Thunderblade Charge [1RR] | Sorcery | Thunderblade Charge deals 3 damage to any target. / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, if Thunderblade Charge is in your graveyard, you may pay {2}{R}{R}{R}. If you do, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.
Mattmitchell45: With the Sauce should be reserved for Quirked Up White Deck Night
LRRbot: Chandra's Phoenix [1RR] | Creature — Phoenix [2/2] | Flying / Haste / Whenever an opponent is dealt damage by a red instant or sorcery spell you control or by a red planeswalker you control, return Chandra's Phoenix from your graveyard to your hand.
MegaDosX: Oh no
MegaDosX: lmaooo
DrSnap23: from "bolt the bird" to "bolt, the bird"
Mattmitchell45: Have any card been Laid Down Sexual Style?
BrowneePoints: I think Wheeler kills everyone with Dong triggers next turn XD
MegaDosX: We're approaching the end of game one here
YeetTheRich_: this is why you use a different sleeve for your commander, kids
MegaDosX: Combat damage kill with Jaya is pretty cool
Haroldholmes25: !card reprecuss
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
betazed15: That's early Jaya, yes?
sheer_falacy: Jaya developing a taste for blood
saucemaster5000: It's okay, we'll put the kill right on the fridge
northos: !card repercussion
LRRbot: Repercussion [1RR] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature is dealt damage, Repercussion deals that much damage to that creature's controller.
definenull: jaya cast punch
LRRbot: Repercussion [1RR] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature is dealt damage, Repercussion deals that much damage to that creature's controller.
JokerBoney: yeah Dong is about to massacre some people
JokerBoney: hopefullu
neisan2112: My old roommate had a Jaya deck, she absolutly kills people. Especially with her "ult"
MadWolf1290: Jaya = Lulu
MrBibz: dong zhuo time
PigmyOcelot: Didn't wheeler take 7?
TimIAm: Repercussy doing work
chaostreader: !card Jaya Ballard, task
LRRbot: Jaya Ballard, Task Mage [1RR] | Legendary Creature — Human Spellshaper [2/2] | {R}, {T}, Discard a card: Destroy target blue permanent. / {1}{R}, {T}, Discard a card: Jaya Ballard, Task Mage deals 3 damage to any target. A creature dealt damage this way can't be regenerated this turn. / {5}{R}{R}, {T}, Discard a card: Jaya Ballard deals 6 damage to each creature and each player.
LRRbot: Dong Zhou, the Tyrant [4R] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/3] | When Dong Zhou, the Tyrant enters the battlefield, target creature an opponent controls deals damage equal to its power to that player.
DrSnap23: you don't want to make dong smaller
Fruan: D O N G
sirspate: dome, or dong
bo_brinkman: So .. I traded my whole binder for a Candelabra of Tawnos. I put it somewhere safe so I wouldn't lose it. Who can guess the end of the story?
interiorexplosion: Does it do 7 or 14 to Ben?
Alas_Babylon: enchantment trigger?
MegaDosX: Seven
MegaDosX: Solphim says to an opponent
MegaDosX: Not to a player
Trymantha: @bo_brinkman its so sae you cant even find it
BrowneePoints: Solphim says an opponent and Dong is the source
MegaDosX: !card solphim
LRRbot: Solphim, Mayhem Dominus [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Horror [5/4] | If a source you control would deal noncombat damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals double that damage to that player or permanent instead. / {1}{R/P}{R/P}, Discard two cards: Put an indestructible counter on Solphim, Mayhem Dominus.
bo_brinkman:
@bo_brinkman
bo_brinkman:
@bo_brinkman @Trymantha You win.
MegaDosX: This game comes down to a 1/4 in shot of Ben living or dying
sheer_falacy: !card delina
LRRbot: Delina, Wild Mage [3R] | Legendary Creature — Elf Shaman [3/2] | Whenever Delina, Wild Mage attacks, choose target creature you control, then roll a d20. / 1—14 | Create a tapped and attacking token that's a copy of that creature, except it's not legendary and it has "At end of combat, exile this creature." / 15—20 | Create one of those tokens. You may roll again.
MegaDosX: !card dong zhou
LRRbot: Dong Zhou, the Tyrant [4R] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/3] | When Dong Zhou, the Tyrant enters the battlefield, target creature an opponent controls deals damage equal to its power to that player.
Nydestroyer: does dong have haste?
MegaDosX: Dong doesn't have haste, how is he attacking?
superdude097: Dong Zhou doesn't have haste, right?
Fruan: How is Dong attacking? What am I missing?
theamc2000: Big ding
BrowneePoints: they got it
MegaDosX: OK yeah that makes more sense
couchboyj: Dongstorm count is 2
theamc2000: Dig bong
DrSnap23: calm your dong, wheeler
DeM0nFiRe:
sheer_falacy: the big 50/50
itira: you shook!
TimIAm: Pact of the Bens
MegaDosX: There's two Mana rock triggers
MegaDosX: Mana Crypt and Mana Vault
10of9: Doesn't Ben's commander double the damage from Dong Zou?
flatluigi: off by two
sheer_falacy: !card solphim
LRRbot: Solphim, Mayhem Dominus [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Horror [5/4] | If a source you control would deal noncombat damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals double that damage to that player or permanent instead. / {1}{R/P}{R/P}, Discard two cards: Put an indestructible counter on Solphim, Mayhem Dominus.
kumatsu: Ben's commander only affects sources he controls
LRRbot: Myriad Landscape | Land | Myriad Landscape enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Myriad Landscape: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Alas_Babylon: Solphim cares about damage dealt to opponents or permanents they control, damage dealt to himself doesn't double
MegaDosX: Yeah Solphim doesn't affect any of this
LJ_Lucky:
10of9: It's Ben's creature dealing the damage though?
MegaDosX: Odd death even life
IsSecretlyPaul: serge kill him
Alas_Babylon: @10of9 To *an opponent*
Chesul: Doesn't Dong make the creature deal the damage? so it's a source Ben controls?
heartofgoldfish: but what if Ben casts instant speed opponent removal
MegaDosX: Oh shit
silv3r_54:
DeM0nFiRe:
MegaDosX: How does that d6 have a nine?
itira:
sheer_falacy: What a tense moment
theamc2000: That is a nine
BusTed:
silv3r_54: Loaded dies
Alas_Babylon: @Chesul To *an opponent*
10of9: @Alas_Babylon OH, thanks
Alas_Babylon: Ben is not his own opponent
MegaDosX: Any instant speed burn might kill him
theamc2000: Graham Lightning bolts
hb8u: lightning bolt
spawnofhastur: Hadouken
DrSnap23: you mean hadoken, chat
BrowneePoints: stack clears
LRRbot: Dragon's Approach [2R] | Sorcery | Dragon's Approach deals 3 damage to each opponent. You may exile Dragon's Approach and four cards named Dragon's Approach from your graveyard. If you do, search your library for a Dragon creature card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. / A deck can have any number of cards named Dragon's Approach.
adept_nekomancer: c'mon hadouken...
MegaDosX: FIREBLAST
LRRbot: Fireblast [4RR] | Instant | You may sacrifice two Mountains rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Fireblast deals 4 damage to any target.
thraximore: YES
Dog_of_Myth: yes
NarishmaReborn: YES
thraximore:
circusofkirkus:
AugmentingPath: Red Force of WIll
DeM0nFiRe:
ThirdGames: Yesssss!
MegaDosX: Outstanding
TheWriterAleph:
grgriffin3: Gottem!
Haroldholmes25:
AkiraBalance27: always the fireblast
hb8u: YES G
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat:
sheer_falacy: Destroy the stack
queercheetahgurl:
shamblingkrenshar: So anyway I started fireblasting
TruPhantomAngel: Oh nice
MegaDosX: What has he got that could save him?
theamc2000: Boom pile
squ3e: !card Inventor's fair
LRRbot: Inventors' Fair | Legendary Land | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Inventors' Fair: Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
squ3e: To hand, right
Robot_Bones: find the witchbane orb
MegaDosX: Yeah, to hand
Alas_Babylon: Instant speed Gingerbrute sac gain life
Fruan: What artifacts with flash is Ben running? None? I vote none.
TruPhantomAngel: Everyone is dead within an hour, perfect!
Sorator13: I would like to move to the "bargaining" phase of denial?
A_Dub888: !card molten steel
LRRbot: Moltensteel Dragon [4{R/P}{R/P}] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Dragon [4/4] | Flying / {R/P}: Moltensteel Dragon gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
YFiddler: C'mon Dark Sphere
LRRbot: Elixir of Immortality [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}: You gain 5 life. Shuffle Elixir of Immortality and your graveyard into their owner's library.
Verrain2: Red known for its life gain.
Fistacles: but you dont get it just by having the bottle. ya gotta drink it
BrowneePoints: oh man one more mana and ben would've lived
AugmentingPath: He wished for an elixir, but not the time to drink
sheer_falacy: it doesn't have flash
Natedogg2: No, the Elixir is still in your hand as you take your dying grasp. You forgot to drink it.
MrBibz: who controls the repercussion triggers?
Chesul: I'm a little sad that G hasn't used the lightning cloud much, if at all.
thraximore:
Natedogg2: @MrBibz Controller of the Repercussion.
BrowneePoints: Honestly I thought Fair put it onto the battlefield
Earthenone: he thought it would pause when his inventory was open
Sorator13: @Natedogg2 You chose air over immortality? You fool!
MegaDosX:
You have to know what to expect from chat by now Ben
AkiraBalance27: now graham pulls out the warp world
BrowneePoints: it's been so long since I played it
NarishmaReborn:
flash in shimmer myr
mrjujubeans: I forgot to cure my bonitis!
MegaDosX: Graham was dead to the Approach
Sogheim: !card dark sphere
LRRbot: Dark Sphere [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Dark Sphere: The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent half that damage, rounded down.
Sorator13: What's the name of G's planeswalker, btw?
TemporallyAwry: It's been a weird year, I would have believed that you had some artifact grape-shot or something.
MuffinsOnAHill: Like most rpgs. When you dies you die with a full stack of potions you didn't use
MegaDosX: So Graham countered it by punching Ben in the face
Riiiiiiis: well... I don't know magic
adept_nekomancer: A good old-fashioned kill-off.
NewtyNewts: Counter-burn
MadWolf1290: red counters - with *death*
MegaDosX: An single line
definenull: off by one?
BrowneePoints: Red Players are the best at math
BrowneePoints: cuz they have to count to 20/40 as efficiently as they can
AugmentingPath: Yeah, Burn is basically arithmetic tribal
definenull: ironically aren't RDW decks usually quite math intensive
BrowneePoints: Yep
Ritaspirithntr:
BrowneePoints: RDW is the most sequencing intense deck archetype in the game
Gaz_L: yeah, i picture red players as the Count from Sesame St. 1 damage, ah ha ha, 2 damage ha ha
Sogheim: is there anything with flashback in the graveyard?
Nydestroyer:
I mean if wheeler plays any red spells you can just kill him
circusofkirkus: should've used the lightning cloud triggers
BrowneePoints: cuz if you mis-sequence in RDW you can't kill them
LRRbot: Jaya Ballard, Task Mage [1RR] | Legendary Creature — Human Spellshaper [2/2] | {R}, {T}, Discard a card: Destroy target blue permanent. / {1}{R}, {T}, Discard a card: Jaya Ballard, Task Mage deals 3 damage to any target. A creature dealt damage this way can't be regenerated this turn. / {5}{R}{R}, {T}, Discard a card: Jaya Ballard deals 6 damage to each creature and each player.
LRRbot: Vithian Stinger [2R] | Creature — Human Shaman [0/1] | {T}: Vithian Stinger deals 1 damage to any target. / Unearth {1}{R}
MegaDosX: Hush Siri
thraximore:
BusTed: He's wearing a wire! Get him!
Gaz_L: judge, outside assistance!
silv3r_54:
I'm sorry I didn't get that
shamblingkrenshar: Just go to ChatGPT and tell it "This is my hand and board. What is the line for lethal?"
Desruprot: lol
heartofgoldfish: I was hoping for Jaya 0-0-3 bracket
sirspate: "Siri, what's the line"
LRRbot: Kiln Fiend [1R] | Creature — Elemental Beast [1/2] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Kiln Fiend gets +3/+0 until end of turn.
MegaDosX: The friend!
saucemaster5000: She meant she didn't get that play, backseating
adambomb625:
Use Jaya's last ability
MegaDosX: Delina living this long is an achievement
WowoT: faithless looting would help?
thraximore: I would have just removed Delina, that woulda done it right
BrowneePoints: Repercussions kills him yea
Meltalar: man, Graham you had it. phoenix, trigger, swing out
definenull: gg!
flatluigi: donged out
laikagoat:
DeM0nFiRe:
BrowneePoints: Phoenix goes to hand
MegaDosX: That was incredibly close
BrowneePoints: and is 3 mana
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Dog_of_Myth: Good first round
Nydestroyer: at least like always
silv3r_54: Clap
Nydestroyer: red deck wins
thraximore: !card delina
LRRbot: Delina, Wild Mage [3R] | Legendary Creature — Elf Shaman [3/2] | Whenever Delina, Wild Mage attacks, choose target creature you control, then roll a d20. / 1—14 | Create a tapped and attacking token that's a copy of that creature, except it's not legendary and it has "At end of combat, exile this creature." / 15—20 | Create one of those tokens. You may roll again.
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BrowneePoints: !card Repercussions
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
raulghoulia: which Dong Zhuo backstabbed the other first, do you think?
BrowneePoints: !card Repercussion
LRRbot: Repercussion [1RR] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature is dealt damage, Repercussion deals that much damage to that creature's controller.
Desruprot:
a table of red decks making a fast game 
couchboyj: A strong showing from Dong
heartofgoldfish: honestly portal: three kingdoms has some excellent flavor wins
BrowneePoints: lol Graham died to his own Repercussion trigger. CLASSIC
BrowneePoints: brings me back
Meltalar: phoenix is in hand. 3 dmg adamaro+ 2 dmg haste phoenix, + 1 dmg trigger lightnig cloud, 2 dmg Jaya swing =8
Larkonus: I wonder if anyone did a secret Dragon's Claw swap-in or if that kind of thing was disallowed.
Meltalar: dragons claw was ruled out
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Ritaspirithntr:
Ooooo!!!! More Moniker AND Mario Party?! 
Nydestroyer:
I remember playing the duels of the planeswalkers games and thinking that all decks here required to have one of those gain 1 life when x color card is played cards
sheer_falacy: I don't think they're interested in metagaming like that
superdude097: @Meltalar G only had 4 mana so couldn't do all that.
LRRbot: Dragon's Approach [2R] | Sorcery | Dragon's Approach deals 3 damage to each opponent. You may exile Dragon's Approach and four cards named Dragon's Approach from your graveyard. If you do, search your library for a Dragon creature card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. / A deck can have any number of cards named Dragon's Approach.
DoctorH0pe: I know we have EDSC now, but I want even more LRR Commander. MORE!!
Meltalar: of course. phoenix is 3, lightning cloud is 1 = 4 mana. rest is just swing. phoenix was in hand @superdude097
superdude097: @Meltalar Ben had a blocker
superdude097: I think
Nydestroyer: reverberation is the last bit of that puzzle
Meltalar: repercussions trigger
Fruan: I'm really hoping they recorded an EDSC with the PPR guests.
BrowneePoints: I believe they made mention during ppr they filmed 2
Fruan: (I have no idea how likely that is)
superdude097: @Meltalar You right
Ritaspirithntr: I think they did?
Nydestroyer: I think I remember them talking about that
BrowneePoints: Princess and Jim are known Commander players
Nydestroyer: During the PPR they talked about playing lots of commander, so I assume it was recorded at some point
flatluigi: ian's here?
LRRbot: Kazuul's Cliffs (front: Kazuul's Fury) | Land | Kazuul's Cliffs enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {R}.
heartofgoldfish: Has anyone asked Wheeler how it is to be here today?
LRRbot: Great Furnace | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {R}.
thraximore: Andrew Richter? The father of world-famous tinker Dragon?
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Darleysam: @heartofgoldfish like the furnace, great
Nydestroyer: thats one type of soul
NewtyNewts: Hado
spawnofhastur: I think it's because of the reflection off the sleeves
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
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HuecalpixquiJeanIII: The great furnace to compleat the great work
adambomb625: Masterpice sol ring is like $1k
sheer_falacy: poor Ben's commander
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Gaz_L:
and take 1 mana burn
LRRbot: Fellwar Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.
Desruprot: Hadoken ring
Nydestroyer: hadeckin
flatluigi: mountain goats
sheer_falacy: Fellwar stone can't tap for anything if all your opponents concede!
spawnofhastur: i literally threw someone's mox ruby at him once. ...i'm glad he forgave me.
drthvd3r: Wait, Ben's playing Arc-Slogger?
Sorator13: hey wait, that's not how fling works!
LRRbot: Hedron Archive [4] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Hedron Archive: Draw two cards.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: If there's a damage doubling effect like Solphim... would mana burn have done 2 per mana back in the day?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Well, I guess not like Solphim
MegaDosX: Oh no
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: But one that doubles all damage
LRRbot: Golden Argosy [4] | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [3/6] | Whenever Golden Argosy attacks, exile each creature that crewed it this turn. Return them to the battlefield tapped under their owner's control at the beginning of the next end step. / Crew 1
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @HuecalpixquiJeanIII Mana burn was always life loss, not damage.
MegaDosX: Wheeler no
Fruan: @HuecalpixquiJeanIII I believe mana burn was loss of life, but it's so long ago that my memory is probably fake
TemporallyAwry: It has a name!
spawnofhastur: oh hey the word of the year!
definenull: thanks I hate it
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Neat
ElfLawyer: !card Argussy
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
CptMurphey: graham is ded
Gaz_L: G just blue screened
NewtyNewts: No, USSY is in the dictionary
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Thanks
LRRbot: Mana Crypt [0] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, Mana Crypt deals 3 damage to you. / {T}: Add {C}{C}.
LRRbot: Solphim, Mayhem Dominus [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Horror [5/4] | If a source you control would deal noncombat damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals double that damage to that player or permanent instead. / {1}{R/P}{R/P}, Discard two cards: Put an indestructible counter on Solphim, Mayhem Dominus.
ThorSokar: Tonight on FNPF Wheeler gives Graham a STROKE!
YeetTheRich_: argussee these nuts
couchboyj: Gonna blink that Dong
LRRbot: Magma Jet [1R] | Instant | Magma Jet deals 2 damage to any target. Scry 2.
Gaz_L: hot take: am i the only one that is bothered that no-one pronounces the -ussy suffix the way the root word has it?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: *Ussy* sounds like a term for "A selphie with 2 people"
sheer_falacy: Anyone see that dragon? Huh, must have been the wind
Fruan: Binning two dragons aproaches to give indestructable is SO GOOD.
thraximore: strictly worse than Play w- *mic is cut off*
Nydestroyer: Magma Jet to Serge, *insert major tom lyrics I forget*
spawnofhastur: i also once spilled a can of coke on my highlander deck
LRRbot: Treasure Vault | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {X}{X}, {T}, Sacrifice Treasure Vault: Create X Treasure tokens.
thraximore: we need new traditions
MegaDosX: It certainly won't be
Gaz_L: it could?
Juliamon: It fell out of favor for the same reason the new definition came *into* favor
Sorator13: It could
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Have you seen the internet, G?
Nydestroyer: I saw there was something called "The Rizz" the other day
ThorSokar: swing and a miss
Dog_of_Myth: It will always be horny
Spanked42: Why would we want it to be less?
Nydestroyer: but I hear its old
TemporallyAwry: 2023 - can this be the year we finally eat the rich?
YeetTheRich_: have you SEEN the internet?
SnowBuddy18: caked up is good
LRRbot: Flametongue Kavu [3R] | Creature — Kavu [4/2] | When Flametongue Kavu enters the battlefield, it deals 4 damage to target creature.
MegaDosX: Oh snap
saucemaster5000: adding "gina" to the end of words for 2023
Spanked42: After the last like 3 years, horny is all we have left
theamc2000: What is cake dub? Is there cake subs
niccus: she caked up on my goated until i ussy
NewtyNewts: Fourth Turn Kill
northos: I think Serge has too much mana
sheer_falacy: Good dog
Fruan: No take, only lifelink
LRRbot: Furnace of Rath [1RRR] | Enchantment | If a source would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead.
spawnofhastur: today i learned that i'm out of touch with the youth because i had to google what "boofing" is.
YeetTheRich_:
couchboyj: no take, only throw
sheer_falacy: oh now this one is hilarious with repercussion
Juliamon: spawnofhastur I miss those days
flatluigi: wait
MegaDosX: Those Approaches are going to deal twelve now
Dread_Pirate_Westley: So, it doesn't double damage to instants and sorceries? Why even bother?
Sorator13: @spawnofhastur to be fair, that one's old, not new
LRRbot: Solphim, Mayhem Dominus [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Horror [5/4] | If a source you control would deal noncombat damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals double that damage to that player or permanent instead. / {1}{R/P}{R/P}, Discard two cards: Put an indestructible counter on Solphim, Mayhem Dominus.
Gaz_L: wait, does Ben now do 4x damage?
LRRbot: Solemn Simulacrum [4] | Artifact Creature — Golem [2/2] | When Solemn Simulacrum enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / When Solemn Simulacrum dies, you may draw a card.
MegaDosX: That robot so very sad
spawnofhastur: The Jens version of Solemn Simulacrum will always be the one true Solemn for me
LRRbot: Myriad Landscape | Land | Myriad Landscape enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Myriad Landscape: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Chesul: for those of you wondering, yes, Ben now does 4X non-combat damage.
flatluigi: serge.
TemporallyAwry:
x4, so far
Laserbeaks_Fury: Serge loves the land that has "Myr" in it? That scans
Sorator13: How much power does it take to turn on a gusyy?
ElfLawyer: you gain 8
Natedogg2: The creature deals double damage, so you gain double life.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Neither. You gain 10, because the spear is giving it +1/+1
MegaDosX: Also yeah Westley is right
MegaDosX: Shadowspear gives +1/+1
Sorator13: ^
ElfLawyer: oh yeah
superdude097: ^
Sorator13: good catch mr pirate
MegaDosX: Also Solphim is going to make those Approaches hit bloody hard now
Gaz_L: so each Dragon's Approach does 12 now to everyone
LRRbot: Ilharg, the Raze-Boar [3RR] | Legendary Creature — Boar God [6/6] | Trample / Whenever Ilharg, the Raze-Boar attacks, you may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking. Return that creature to your hand at the beginning of the next end step. / When Ilharg, the Raze-Boar dies or is put into exile from the battlefield, you may put it into its owner's library third from the top.
MegaDosX: Pig has arrived
Nydestroyer: piGG
theamc2000: Four turn clock for Serge
Meemitone: just put a lifelink counter on your crypt
theamc2000: What more
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Now we need that enchantment that triples damage too
LRRbot: Mind Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Mind Stone: Draw a card.
Larkonus: He's got them spurs, they stabby stabby
Jericu: END RAZE IS NIGH
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: And make Dong Zhuo have Solphim deal 30
Lithobraker: as someone who watched the 40k if the emperor had a tts device hearing the term gussy is mentally scarring
raulghoulia: Serge legit pogged
Sorator13: we do not talk about the emperor's gussy
LRRbot: Elixir of Immortality [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}: You gain 5 life. Shuffle Elixir of Immortality and your graveyard into their owner's library.
LRRbot: Dragon's Approach [2R] | Sorcery | Dragon's Approach deals 3 damage to each opponent. You may exile Dragon's Approach and four cards named Dragon's Approach from your graveyard. If you do, search your library for a Dragon creature card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. / A deck can have any number of cards named Dragon's Approach.
Spanked42: Wait EVERYONE takes 12?
LRRbot: Reiterate [1RR] | Instant | Buyback {3} / Copy target instant or sorcery spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
laundreydhull: neat mono-landers? what game they on att?
Fruan: Does Ben run Bogerdern Hellkite?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: 3x2x2 = 12
ElfLawyer: wild
MegaDosX: Wheeler's deals six
MegaDosX: Ben's deals twelve
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Serge and G take 18. Wheeler takes 12. Ben takes 6.
Spanked42: ohh it's each opponent - amazing
SplittingImage77: Friday Night Math Class, right on!
NewtyNewts: 18, 18, 12, 6
Gaz_L: G and Serge take 18, Wheeler takes 12, Ben 6
MegaDosX: Solphim and Furnace are templated differently, worth in mind
MegaDosX: keep in mind rather
Sorator13: math? in MY monored commander game??
LRRbot: Knollspine Dragon [5RR] | Creature — Dragon [7/5] | Flying / When Knollspine Dragon enters the battlefield, you may discard your hand and draw cards equal to the damage dealt to target opponent this turn.
ponbern: And we thought Mono Green was fast
Nydestroyer: Need a "Infect/Toxic" night
sheer_falacy: 18?
MegaDosX: Draw eighteen
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pn55:
YeetTheRich_: faster commander games means more commander games 5Head
MegaDosX: Rare to see red draw this much
Austere_Squire: oh my
Finalsora811:
Seems ok.
Gaz_L: 18 Dragon's Approaches
TetraRay: gonna mill himself
NewtyNewts: No reliquary tower?
Mr_Bitterness: Casual draw 18
Austere_Squire: i hope you have spellbook or reliquary tower
Larkonus: Just a casual draw 18 and make a 7/5, no biggie.
SimplyLeggy: I'm definitely in on the "fast commander games so you can get to the next game faster" train to be honest
ponbern: Can't wait for Mono white night or Mono brown
Sorator13: hey, you get to go to cleanup and ditch all those Dragon's Approaches!
Fruan: So this game has turned into kill Ben before he gets another turn...
MegaDosX: Ben draws half a limited deck
kumatsu: quick, someone pass him a Simian Spirit Guide
heartofgoldfish: who would win: 18 mid cards or 1 spicy boi
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: "The dragon's here!" "Thank god it's better than the approach..."
Gaz_L: well, that just means his topdecks are gold, Paul
MegaDosX: So we still have mono white and mono black to do, then we could also have mono colourless technically, and mono infect/toxic could be interesting
Nydestroyer:
rip playing the elixir
ThorSokar: "I might be a bit of a target" nooooooooooooo, you're just not getting another turn
ThorSokar: hahaha
LoadingReadyRun: @MegaDosX I thought we did mono white
Sorator13:
MegaDosX: @LoadingReadyRun I don't remember when if you did. I remember blue, I remember green, but I don't remember white.
ThirdGames: I don't remember any mono white night
MegaDosX: Wheeler you need to be stopped
LoadingReadyRun: maybe white was a remote commander stream?
SnowBuddy18: so if Ben untaps with Wheeler alive and everything still there, Ben wins, got it
LRRbot: Pyromancer's Goggles [5] | Legendary Artifact | {T}: Add {R}. When that mana is spent to cast a red instant or sorcery spell, copy that spell and you may choose new targets for the copy.
NewtyNewts: So... if Ben gets anti-Indestructible'd, does making a new counter renew the indestructible?
ThirdGames: There was that Valentine's Day one where it was all Red and/or White though?
thraximore: @MegaDosX All I remember about the Mono White games was the fact that Adam was playing Oketra the Eternal
Austere_Squire: jaya secret lair had some cool cards
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: That dech has fast hands?
thraximore: Unless I'm confusing that with a different night
Austere_Squire: And my goggles
the_card_father: As a person who runs Neheb the Eternal. I’m a little disappointed not to see a single Neheb so far.
YeetTheRich_: jaya can't see that well without the goggles
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Lazav hands Lazav their goggles
blip2004: The Goggles! They do nothing!
Austere_Squire: be real awkward if she was giving them to Ajani
Nydestroyer: lol they are prescription goggles
LRRbot: Thopter Engineer [2R] | Creature — Human Artificer [1/3] | When Thopter Engineer enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. / Artifact creatures you control have haste.
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LRRbot: Precursor Golem [5] | Artifact Creature — Golem [3/3] | When Precursor Golem enters the battlefield, create two 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature tokens. / Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell that targets only a single Golem, that player copies that spell for each other Golem that spell could target. Each copy targets a different one of those Golems.
Sorator13: oh boy!
Nydestroyer: love this card
Sorator13: I love Precursor Golem
Nydestroyer: I basically always draft it in cube
Sorator13: It's so silly
Finalsora811: Where's that Hadouken?
laikagoat: uhh mana?
stevefromdetroit: m'golem
MegaDosX: Well, if Wheeler dies then your clock slows down without the Furnace of Rath
NewtyNewts: And the double disappears, yeah
MegaDosX: Serge.
BrowneePoints: The Matriarch
BrowneePoints: nope she's the Matriarch now
BrowneePoints: it's canon
Lobo_Apache: Igender instead of Irobot?
MegaDosX: Though a Precursor Golem being female does make sense
LRRbot: Stromkirk Occultist [2R] | Creature — Vampire Horror [3/2] | Trample / Whenever Stromkirk Occultist deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. / Madness {1}{R}
MegaDosX: !decklists
niccus: when you gender the precursor golem, it goes on the stack and you get copies that gender the other golems
quatoria: is that a 'golem reveal party'
Rodzos:
Hi
Natedogg2: Yeah, you can't take the Furnace into account when you're assigning damage.
Chesul: niccus only if gender is an instant or sorcery.
Nydestroyer: you do get the full double life though
MegaDosX: Serge has a pretty strong position now
LRRbot: Fiery Confluence [2RR] | Sorcery | Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once. / • Fiery Confluence deals 1 damage to each creature. / • Fiery Confluence deals 2 damage to each opponent. / • Destroy target artifact.
NewtyNewts: Good to get an answer to that
niccus: gender is definitely a sorcery
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Natedogg2: Yes, he could activate it again to remove indestructible again.
MegaDosX: Unfortunate Ben
Nydestroyer: I feel like I ran into this in some historic brawl game... I dont remember what card though
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Oh, it doesn't have the "And cannot gain indestructible" text
NewtyNewts: sorry, sir...
MegaDosX: !card elixir of immortality
LRRbot: Elixir of Immortality [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}: You gain 5 life. Shuffle Elixir of Immortality and your graveyard into their owner's library.
cdmack3113: robbed!!!
cdmack3113: wheeler was robbed
Nydestroyer: I think it was that one that you discard to give indestructible and I had shadowspear
thraximore: I blinked and Wheeler's dead, what'd I miss?
Lawblades: @cdmack3113 No we were robbed, of the argussy
justwhatever_idk: Despacito will be turning 6 this year
NewtyNewts: @thraximore Serge making him regret the double-all-damage artifact
Sorator13: @thraximore Precursor Golem + Wheeler's damage doubling thingy
cdmack3113: wheeler was robbed
MegaDosX: Ben being consistently lucky with that trigger now
MegaDosX:
@cdmack3113 Serge didn't play Robber of the Rich this game 
Sorator13: + a thing that gave Serge's artifact creatures haste
cdmack3113: lifegain in a Mono red Pod is illegal
MegaDosX:
MegaDosX: rather
LRRbot: Jeska's Will [2R] | Sorcery | Choose one. If you control a commander as you cast this spell, you may choose both. / • Add {R} for each card in target opponent's hand. / • Exile the top three cards of your library. You may play them this turn.
Sorator13: @cdmack3113 Ben & Serge disqualified
MegaDosX: This card is absurd
Sorator13: G wins by elimination
MegaDosX: Three cards
NewtyNewts: Already did
laikagoat: played a mountain
MegaDosX: You played a mountain
Nydestroyer: you started the turn with 7 cards in hand right?
Nydestroyer: could check it that way
cdmack3113: I guess they have to eliminate wheeler because of his giant dong
sheer_falacy: so many indestructible counters
MegaDosX: That is very clever usage of Solphim's ability
Sorator13: I'm pretty sure that is exactly why Solphim is in the deck
MegaDosX: I mean, Solphim also makes them hit harder
Sorator13: did Ben get back the life he didn't pay?
Sorator13: ah, alright
MegaDosX: He still paid life in the end I think
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Play fiery emancipation. Cast riddle of lightning, revealing Emrakul the Eons Torn and dealing 45 to Serge and disqualifying me for playing Emrakul
Sorator13:
paul gets me
cdmack3113: wheelers dong was robbed
cdmack3113: dong robbery
MegaDosX: Oh no.
MegaDosX: The "oh hang on a minute" moment
Sorator13: uh oh
Gaz_L: "Serge, what're you at?"
LRRbot: Hellkite Tyrant [4RR] | Creature — Dragon [6/5] | Flying, trample / Whenever Hellkite Tyrant deals combat damage to a player, gain control of all artifacts that player controls. / At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control twenty or more artifacts, you win the game.
patrick_stonecrusher:
sheer_falacy: oh my
MegaDosX: When it deals damage, yeah
MegaDosX: That would have been tech against Serge
Sorator13: that'd be a little strong if it were ETB, lol
Sorator13:
would need to be more than 6 mana for sure
Larkonus: !store
kumatsu: it's a good shirt
cdmack3113: dong!
Spanked42: I was wondering what that shirt is from
Lawblades:
Thanks, Graham
CastleOtranto: It's a good shirt, Graham.
BrowneePoints: most expensive card from Bladur's gate3
Finalsora811: !card precurs
LRRbot: Precursor Golem [5] | Artifact Creature — Golem [3/3] | When Precursor Golem enters the battlefield, create two 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature tokens. / Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell that targets only a single Golem, that player copies that spell for each other Golem that spell could target. Each copy targets a different one of those Golems.
BrowneePoints: Baldur's
MegaDosX: It's a good reanimator target if nothing else
stevefromdetroit: i opened three ACD's in one box
drcthulu: I got a foil one because it was 5$ more off tcg
Finalsora811: Graham, I'll take it if you don't want it.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I believe it. Kaldheim Vorinclex is $60 isd
LRRbot: Knollspine Dragon [5RR] | Creature — Dragon [7/5] | Flying / When Knollspine Dragon enters the battlefield, you may discard your hand and draw cards equal to the damage dealt to target opponent this turn.
MegaDosX: It's a very good dragon in a deck where you're discarding a lot
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rogueiguana: I bought a draft box of CLB, and that and ACD and displacer kitten got me my money back. It's wild
MegaDosX: I might have to build a Historic Brawl version of this
grgriffin3: Cody Rhodes is a 5C dragon commander?
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cdmack3113: she Knolls on my spine while Zhou her dong
spawnofhastur: Cool technology
NewtyNewts: Cool hand, Luke.
YeetTheRich_: cool wheel
nightraven949: Cool Game
Sorator13:
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
MegaDosX: Cool turn seven Sol Ring
thraximore: honestly sub-optimal gameplay
grgriffin3: Have you considered simply drawing better cards?
sheer_falacy: A pox on the autoshuffler
niccus: i'm surprised there isn't a Background that makes your commander bigger for each time it's cast
thraximore:
@sheer_falacy 
NewtyNewts: Three burns ago
Sorator13: I'm imagining a convo between Friday Nights!Cam & Ben that goes something like "no, I don't want to play blue; I prefer playing red so I can draw 24 cards"
niccus: that way you can rule 0 Partner and let your Dong grow bigger and bigger
ThorSokar: the James curse is spreading...
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Do 20 wheels every morning to improve your drawing
goombalax: Ben "Wheeler" Ulmer
sheer_falacy: !card mimic vat
LRRbot: Mimic Vat [3] | Artifact | Imprint — Whenever a nontoken creature dies, you may exile that card. If you do, return each other card exiled with Mimic Vat to its owner's graveyard. / {3}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of a card exiled with Mimic Vat. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
cdmack3113: hopefully wheelers dong won't get robbed next game
Laserbeaks_Fury: For every thing; Turn Turn Turn
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Vatting Knollspine would be pretty got though
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: hot even
LRRbot: Thunderblade Charge [1RR] | Sorcery | Thunderblade Charge deals 3 damage to any target. / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, if Thunderblade Charge is in your graveyard, you may pay {2}{R}{R}{R}. If you do, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.
SnowBuddy18: maybe the draws would have been good if it was only 7, but the deck decided you were being too greedy
sheer_falacy: Dragon's approach is a bit awkward for teamwork
MegaDosX: RIP those golems
RedJackz: Haven't we learned to take out the underdog Serge before he pops off?
LRRbot: Icefall [2RR] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact or land. / Recover {R}{R}
YeetTheRich_: yooo
grgriffin3: Oh man
MegaDosX: Shadowspear gains him life
MrBibz: Sad robot should be targeted by the removla right? it's a golem
Mr_Bitterness: Graham "Incidental Land Destruction" Stark
MegaDosX: !card precursor golem
LRRbot: Precursor Golem [5] | Artifact Creature — Golem [3/3] | When Precursor Golem enters the battlefield, create two 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature tokens. / Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell that targets only a single Golem, that player copies that spell for each other Golem that spell could target. Each copy targets a different one of those Golems.
AkiraBalance27: serge is the victim here
Finalsora811: !card solemn simu
LRRbot: Solemn Simulacrum [4] | Artifact Creature — Golem [2/2] | When Solemn Simulacrum enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / When Solemn Simulacrum dies, you may draw a card.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Wow, we're seeing all the bad cldsnap mechanics tonight, huh?
sheer_falacy: Wheel! Of! Dragons!
MegaDosX: Judge question, should Solemn have died from that burn spell?
RedJackz: !card Reforge the Soul
LRRbot: Reforge the Soul [3RR] | Sorcery | Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards. / Miracle {1}{R}
MrBibz: Yeah it copies for /every/ golem
sheer_falacy: ouch
Lobo_Apache: Me too Wheeler, me too
LoadingReadyRun:
I like that the pyromancer's goggles look like two wick holders in an aladdin lamp
NewtyNewts: Wheeler's on d20
cdmack3113: same
MegaDosX: You say that
Sorator13:
YeetTheRich_: mono red fight is not the time to be responsible
LRRbot: Stromkirk Occultist [2R] | Creature — Vampire Horror [3/2] | Trample / Whenever Stromkirk Occultist deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. / Madness {1}{R}
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Nydestroyer: "Went to my morning deck tech, the teacher was half asleep"
NewtyNewts: You shall PASS!
AugmentingPath: I love casting my spells during the "worth mentioning" phase
kumatsu:
Dice piss 
Finalsora811: Correct, Serge.
spawnofhastur: And then I want to test it for drugs!
nightraven949: And then I wanna test it for Drugs
NewtyNewts: Cinnamon roll Serge
saucemaster5000: Yup, always saying that. Wakes up in the middle of the night looking for die pee
Nydestroyer: We a need a cup of that dies piss
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: And I wanna test it for drugs!
MegaDosX: Beeg dargon
sheer_falacy: Add 2 sides in under a month!
LRRbot: Balefire Dragon [5RR] | Creature — Dragon [6/6] | Flying / Whenever Balefire Dragon deals combat damage to a player, it deals that much damage to each creature that player controls.
MegaDosX: Serge has a flying blocker though
goombalax: Ben this deck is so cool
MegaDosX: Repercussion is a great card
niccus: repercussion + balefire dragon + some doubler
MegaDosX: That looks like it belongs to a Sharding Sphinx
LRRbot: Jaya Ballard, Task Mage [1RR] | Legendary Creature — Human Spellshaper [2/2] | {R}, {T}, Discard a card: Destroy target blue permanent. / {1}{R}, {T}, Discard a card: Jaya Ballard, Task Mage deals 3 damage to any target. A creature dealt damage this way can't be regenerated this turn. / {5}{R}{R}, {T}, Discard a card: Jaya Ballard deals 6 damage to each creature and each player.
MegaDosX: !card sharding sphinx
LRRbot: Sharding Sphinx [4UU] | Artifact Creature — Sphinx [4/4] | Flying / Whenever an artifact creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may create a 1/1 blue Thopter artifact creature token with flying.
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cdmack3113: pass your decks to left for the next game
AkiraBalance27: its the same token that breya makes
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Shuffle all 4 decks together, everyone pick 100 cards for next game
Dread_Pirate_Westley: 12 damage to each creature, not that it matters.
cdmack3113: @huecalpixquijeaniii yes
cdmack3113: one red tower
MegaDosX: You've activated Ben's trap card
sheer_falacy: @Dread_Pirate_Westley The furnace is gone and Ben's commander only doubles Ben's damage
LRRbot: Dragon's Approach [2R] | Sorcery | Dragon's Approach deals 3 damage to each opponent. You may exile Dragon's Approach and four cards named Dragon's Approach from your graveyard. If you do, search your library for a Dragon creature card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. / A deck can have any number of cards named Dragon's Approach.
kristof162028: Ben wouldn't be double thanks to your commander?
Haroldholmes25: 6 is 2x3
MegaDosX: @kristof162028 Solphim only doubles noncombat damage
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Dread_Pirate_Westley: @sheer_falacy And the trigger from the hellkite is noncombat damage.
MegaDosX: Yeah
LRRbot: Efreet Flamepainter [3R] | Creature — Efreet Shaman [1/4] | Double strike / Whenever Efreet Flamepainter deals combat damage to a player, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.
MegaDosX: Here's a question, is anyone running Fiery Emancipation?
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cdmack3113: poor wheeler Doomed to fiddle with his dong
spawnofhastur: Is Ben-ben's list running Toralf?
LRRbot: Vithian Stinger [2R] | Creature — Human Shaman [0/1] | {T}: Vithian Stinger deals 1 damage to any target. / Unearth {1}{R}
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: !decklist
MegaDosX: Solphim and Thermo Alchemist seems a match made in heaven
MegaDosX: Toralf can win a game on the spot
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MegaDosX: No
MegaDosX: Torbran is +2
YeetTheRich_: are you thinking of torbran?
Finalsora811: !card Toralf, god
LRRbot: Toralf, God of Fury [2RR] (back: Toralf's Hammer) | Legendary Creature — God [5/4] | Trample / Whenever a creature or planeswalker an opponent controls is dealt excess noncombat damage, Toralf deals damage equal to the excess to any target other than that permanent.
MegaDosX: !card toralf
LRRbot: Did you mean: Toralf's Disciple; Toralf, God of Fury; Toralf's Hammer
cdmack3113: ilharg the raise dong
TheMerricat: So chat, just got back from running errands, how has the game been going so far?
MegaDosX: So Blasphemous Act or Star of Extinction could win you the game on the spot
MegaDosX: And it doubles each time with Solphim
Ritaspirithntr: @themerricat to our surprise it’s only game 2
WiJohn: That's gross
NewtyNewts: Sorry, I was invested in the discussion
Nydestroyer: how many cards did you have in hand at the start of turn?
MegaDosX: It's an easy mistake to make
t7112: i dont think you played a land Serge
flatluigi: does torbjorn go in this deck
InquisitorGaia: you did not play a land serge
CrashTestGremlin: I'll say no, though I have no idea
cdmack3113: dong
wizkid7123: No
Lawblades: @Nydestroyer He had 7 after draw step
olivegardenofficialtm: I wasn't watching but I'll say you can play a land
goombalax: serge windmills Blightsteel
godeckyourself: just tuning in and finally get to see one irl! whys wheeler out first?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Even if you did, I'll allow it
NewtyNewts: It's trademarked!
Drathak:
classic cheaty move you can't get cheats past me cheaters 
MegaDosX: Oh boy
heartofgoldfish: @godeckyourself this is the second game and he was Too Powerfu.
cdmack3113: DANGER
spawnofhastur: Personally, I blame Beej
bytecaster: The official olive garden is pro land drops, you heard it here first, folks
LRRbot: Duplicant [6] | Artifact Creature — Shapeshifter [2/4] | Imprint — When Duplicant enters the battlefield, you may exile target nontoken creature. / As long as a card exiled with Duplicant is a creature card, Duplicant has the power, toughness, and creature types of the last creature card exiled with Duplicant. It's still a Shapeshifter.
Sorator13: cord management is failing! the sky is falling! D:
t7112: big pig time?
saucemaster5000: Your set is just being cordial
Nydestroyer: Man I remember when AI generated things where fun. Anyone remember the AI generated olive garden commercial? that had me rolling everytime I read it
JohnPraw: How many turns until Wheeler respawns?
northos: duplicante!
Nydestroyer: "Infinite Stick"
WiJohn: Egg's making its move
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Thundermaw Hellkite [3RR] | Creature — Dragon [5/5] | Flying / Haste / When Thundermaw Hellkite enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to each creature with flying your opponents control. Tap those creatures.
MegaDosX: Five mana Hadoken
Gaz_L: Thundermaw Hadouken
NewtyNewts: I'm guessing the logo looks similar to the Hadoken
cdmack3113: H A D O K E N
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godeckyourself:
so sad to miss this! 
love to see graham playing yaiya again :3
LoadingReadyRun:
so does Solphim double the damage the Balefire Dragon does to the player's other creatures, or is that considered combat damage?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Graham might be able to save Ben.
MegaDosX: Is Duplicant attacking?
AkiraBalance27: oof
MegaDosX: Duplicant doesn't have haste
sheer_falacy: To be fair Ben's deck is terrifying
cdmack3113: H A D O U K E N
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: @loadingreadyrun It would double
Finalsora811: @LoadingReadyRun It's non-combat damage. Only attacks can do combat damage.
MegaDosX: Oh huh
MegaDosX: Neat!
bytecaster: Draft chaff with an attitude
LRRbot: Thopter Engineer [2R] | Creature — Human Artificer [1/3] | When Thopter Engineer enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. / Artifact creatures you control have haste.
A1_Saucy: everyone should remember the Game Nights when Bear Force One WON!
Finalsora811: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
heartofgoldfish: !Thopter Engineer Is IN PLAY!
Sorator13: @LoadingReadyRun Balefire Dragon's ability does not deal combat damage
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Is there an Urborg in play?
BrowneePoints: I didn't say NOTHING
xTJPBQdfNHA7qUxeTd5Uy9gV: chat
cdmack3113: join the dong ben
heartofgoldfish: Where's the Urborg Ticker
Sorator13:
@heartofgoldfish
spawnofhastur: I'd have known if Serge had played a land or not if I'd been given more bananas
TemporallyAwry:
Really working to earn that banana today 
couchboyj:
Do we need a Thopter Engineer scawl on the bottom ofcthe screen?
cdmack3113: dong above all
Nydestroyer: Oh, we need a modification to Bear Force One for ONE. An infect flavor of the deck
LRRbot: Harvest Pyre [1R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile X cards from your graveyard. / Harvest Pyre deals X damage to target creature.
BrowneePoints: it's Dung
godeckyourself: is jaya upgraded now?
BrowneePoints: for chat
pn55: Good call!
thraximore: 😬
MegaDosX: Just a tad
BrowneePoints: it's pronounced like Dung, not Dong
cdmack3113: sorry
LRRbot: Hell's Thunder [1RR] | Creature — Elemental [4/4] | Flying, haste / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Hell's Thunder. / Unearth {4}{R}
YeetTheRich_: let's just say dingus instead
MegaDosX: I love watching these streams, there's so many cards I've never seen before
cdmack3113: dick is name to that people make fun of
YFiddler: Overblaze?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: OK, but in exhange ALSO no more Argussy jokes
YFiddler: Or Insult?
Nydestroyer: Also I dont think anyone should feel bad if they made the joke, until the correction was brought up. As the general atmosphere promoted the jokes. At least thats my opinion. After now though
goombalax: I thought the Dong jokes were referring to the microscopic peepee man that was removed from the SL card
Lawblades: @HuecalpixquiJeanIII SMadge
alertbagel: im thinkin about making a Slobad deck
MegaDosX: !card jaya ballard task
LRRbot: Jaya Ballard, Task Mage [1RR] | Legendary Creature — Human Spellshaper [2/2] | {R}, {T}, Discard a card: Destroy target blue permanent. / {1}{R}, {T}, Discard a card: Jaya Ballard, Task Mage deals 3 damage to any target. A creature dealt damage this way can't be regenerated this turn. / {5}{R}{R}, {T}, Discard a card: Jaya Ballard deals 6 damage to each creature and each player.
LRRbot: Efreet Flamepainter [3R] | Creature — Efreet Shaman [1/4] | Double strike / Whenever Efreet Flamepainter deals combat damage to a player, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.
spawnofhastur: I am always happy to see more P3K commander things
ThorSokar: has Graham seen the line?
LRRbot: Magma Jet [1R] | Instant | Magma Jet deals 2 damage to any target. Scry 2.
Finalsora811: Where's the Spicy button?
spawnofhastur: also graham your beard is looking magnificent.
squ3e: !deck
LRRbot: Icefall [2RR] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact or land. / Recover {R}{R}
Sorator13: sometimes you have to make your own steps
DefianceFalcon: Did Ben shuffle his commander?
spawnofhastur: Recover is the worst in Judge's Tower.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: About a month, I believe. I watched that Judge's tower stream.
MurphEP: Tricky tricky
northos: recover is a pain in the butt, but cool
squ3e: Anybody got the decklist command
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: It's the 2nd worst Coldsnap mechanic
grgriffin3:
Saintnex: That was super smooth Ben!
ContingentCat: !decklist
Sorator13:
LRRbot: Shower of Coals [3RR] | Sorcery | Shower of Coals deals 2 damage to each of up to three targets. / Threshold — Shower of Coals deals 4 damage to each of those permanents and/or players instead if seven or more cards are in your graveyard.
MegaDosX: A which
godeckyourself: can we do friday night only judges tower and watch everyones minds melt? :3
AkiraBalance27: I just want to see graham cast scrambleverse
MegaDosX: !card thundermaw hellkite
LRRbot: Thundermaw Hellkite [3RR] | Creature — Dragon [5/5] | Flying / Haste / When Thundermaw Hellkite enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to each creature with flying your opponents control. Tap those creatures.
Finalsora811: Ping it?
MurphEP: Graham has seen too many lines
MegaDosX: Haha
definenull: we got there
MegaDosX: That was a pretty neat turn
NewtyNewts: The lines run in parallel
LRRbot: Skitterbeam Battalion [9] | Artifact Creature — Construct [4/4] | Prototype {3}{R}{R} — 2/2 / Trample, haste / When Skitterbeam Battalion enters the battlefield, if you cast it, create two tokens that are copies of it.
Sorator13: who knew red was the color with the most math
YeetTheRich_: beep beep
Sorator13: oh boy
sheer_falacy: 12 haste is a lot
MegaDosX: This card is a game ender
grgriffin3: Sometimes the opponent just has it
YeetTheRich_: beeg beep
pn55:
TemporallyAwry:
Nobody told me that pyromancy would involve so much math 
BrowneePoints: GET UNDER THE BUS
BrowneePoints: BEEP BEEP
t7112: wow!
MurphEP: Ya ever have a really tough line and then die to a 9 drop
NewtyNewts: Bweep
Nydestroyer:
seems bad with the boar but a great card
ContingentCat: !bus
bytecaster: @TemporallyAwry Imagine how Chandra must feel
A1_Saucy: Congrats, Serge!
DeM0nFiRe: Does it count as heart of the cards if the player who was already a head top decks lethal lol
NanoDelta: that art kinda sick
grgriffin3: Lightning round!
spawnofhastur: this is going a lot less speedily than i anticipated
MegaDosX: Shockingly enough monored can be complicated
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Graham does 5 minutes of math, Serge goes brrrrr
YeetTheRich_:
fast commander
northos:
everyone shuffle your furnaces of rath to the top
t7112: cool game!
MegaDosX: Monogreen was just play big things and slam
sheer_falacy: Unlike the green one no one has an infinite mill combo
Sorator13: @DeM0nFiRe Yes!
MegaDosX: Also Nelson had an infinite mill combo
AkiraBalance27: @spawnofhastur no ones playing super aggro
definenull: It seems like while green is very zoomie red is very exact and calculative
Sorator13: Heart of the cards is why he was ahead!
ogier300: Mono black is gonna be interesting.
Sorator13: @definenull It depends on the flavor of red you play; it can go either way
nightraven949: Proposal: to get at least 2 games in start with Furnace of Wrath in play and Sulfuric Vortex if it's in anyones deck
BrowneePoints: it's decent with the boar cuz immediately it's a 4/4
BrowneePoints: and you can cast it later for 3 4/4s
definenull: I imagine mono black will be death to self damage more than anything
AkiraBalance27: @definenull Bob triggers all day
BrowneePoints: Red just has a lot of triggers
godeckyourself: mono k'irrik night xD
BrowneePoints: whereas green is like "I swing with 4 16/16s"
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KeytarCat: Nice
definenull: is the enough variance in builds to have 4 colourless commanders?
Nydestroyer:
yea kinda wish I knew the storm count before the sub
TemporallyAwry: I have a mono-red slug deck that I should really look into updating one of these days.
Nydestroyer: better sub message was available
Alas_Babylon: @definenull Hmm... if you want strictly colorless, I guess there's not a ton of options?
Alas_Babylon: We're about to get Graaz, so that helps, since colorless doesn't really have much of a go-wide commander theme yet
Nydestroyer: I have unlocked so many games to play on the steam deck after realizing the trackpad things + the right trigger is a pretty good alternative to the mouse
Nydestroyer: as a random aside
Alas_Babylon: Graaz go-wide, Kozilek control...
Alas_Babylon: Traxos Voltron?
TemporallyAwry: Hope of Ghirapur + Shenanigans is always fun colorless.
definenull: it's that, kozilek control, and maybe eggs?
Alas_Babylon: Yeah, Hope I guess
Alas_Babylon: Hope aggro maybe
Alas_Babylon: But that kinda feels a bit similar to Graaz
MegaDosX: Liberator Flash
Alas_Babylon: Oh right, the Libs
Alas_Babylon: So yeah, I guess so
Rodzos:
ElfLawyer: New North 100 dropped!!!
Nydestroyer: great he didnt play shadowspear
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
Nydestroyer: fast game inc
LRRbot: Hall of the Bandit Lord | Legendary Land | Hall of the Bandit Lord enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}, Pay 3 life: Add {C}. If that mana is spent on a creature spell, it gains haste.
ElfLawyer: Salon de Senor de Bandidos?
spawnofhastur: i remember when people were using hall of the bandit lord with devoted druid in modern
Nydestroyer: @ElfLawyer team green
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LRRbot: Mind Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Mind Stone: Draw a card.
MurphEP:
Alas_Babylon: Dream a dream, baby, haste is just a dream
AkiraBalance27: oh dang, graham isnt playing commander staple sol ring
LRRbot: Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle | Land | Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle enters the battlefield tapped. / Whenever a Mountain enters the battlefield under your control, if you control at least five other Mountains, you may have Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle deal 3 damage to any target. / {T}: Add {R}.
AntiSnowman:
Mountain, good start 
LRRbot: Fire Diamond [2] | Artifact | Fire Diamond enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {R}.
DeM0nFiRe:
definenull:
laikagoat:
MegaDosX: lmaooooooo
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
Austere_Squire: was the monogreen stream not 4 games?
AkiraBalance27: aggressive hahahaha
MegaDosX: Wheeler the wild animal
pn55:
Gaz_L: now who's speed playing, hmm?
spawnofhastur: i love you wheeler
YeetTheRich_: play like your modo timer is flashing red#
MegaDosX: Oh dear.
ThorSokar: hahahaha, that was a rehearsed phrase haahaha
AntiSnowman:
LRRbot: Geier Reach Sanitarium | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Each player draws a card, then discards a card.
Sorator13: oh no
nightraven949: Ben....
LRRbot: Mana Crypt [0] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, Mana Crypt deals 3 damage to you. / {T}: Add {C}{C}.
thraximore:
uh huh
YeetTheRich_: ben's already in mono-brown week
MegaDosX:
Good call Ben
niccus: you ok there
Lysander_salamander:
definenull: we got there
thraximore:
MegaDosX: Never punished
nightraven949: As soon as Ben draws a Mountain this game is popping off
MrBibz: this is wheeler's anxiety deck, ramping but with no payoff lol
goombalax: all to plan
spawnofhastur: never didn't have it
Tuxbeej: It’s great watching this in the other room, because I can hear the screams from the studio before it hits the stream, so I know when to look up.
Alas_Babylon: @Tuxbeej hey!
DeM0nFiRe:
@Tuxbeej
LRRbot: Panharmonicon [4] | Artifact | If an artifact or creature entering the battlefield causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.
heartofgoldfish: uh ohh
Nydestroyer: quick game inc
MegaDosX: Uh oh
nightraven949: Hi Beej!
AntiSnowman:
MegaDosX: !card skitterbeam battalion
LRRbot: Skitterbeam Battalion [9] | Artifact Creature — Construct [4/4] | Prototype {3}{R}{R} — 2/2 / Trample, haste / When Skitterbeam Battalion enters the battlefield, if you cast it, create two tokens that are copies of it.
Gaz_L: protip for a very specific audience, @Tuxbeej
LRRbot: Burnished Hart [3] | Artifact Creature — Elk [2/2] | {3}, Sacrifice Burnished Hart: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
YeetTheRich_: what a good hirsch
nightraven949: Serge this is no time for Value we trying to go Fast
NewtyNewts: Burnt-ish Hart
raulghoulia: all day
frozenphoenix7: Surely one of these Mono Red decks has a Shatter
godeckyourself: what overlay card reader do you use?
LRRbot: Magus of the Wheel [2R] | Creature — Human Wizard [3/3] | {1}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice Magus of the Wheel: Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards.
Tuxbeej: I want a cup of that die’s piss?
MegaDosX: Vandalblast would also be spicy
Tuxbeej: 250 mL, straight up.
LRRbot: Magma Jet [1R] | Instant | Magma Jet deals 2 damage to any target. Scry 2.
MegaDosX:
Chaos Warp finds Balefire Dragon 
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: @tuxbeej Also I wanna test it for drugs
thraximore:
AntiSnowman:
Magma Jet
MegaDosX: Yeah against Ben that would be a high shot of it being awful for him
couchboyj: That die's got more weights than Brock Lee
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Nettlecyst [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Living weapon / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact and/or enchantment you control. / Equip {2}
Nydestroyer: oh it was a hadoken
raulghoulia: hadoken!
MegaDosX: It says when enter, create
DeM0nFiRe: I love how the reader thinks everything is hadouken
NewtyNewts: Create, attach... create, attach, first dies
MegaDosX: So in this board state it's irrelevant, but with a Blood Artist or something it'd be relevant
LRRbot: Robber of the Rich [1R] | Creature — Human Archer Rogue [2/2] | Reach, haste / Whenever Robber of the Rich attacks, if defending player has more cards in hand than you, exile the top card of their library. During any turn you attacked with a Rogue, you may cast that card and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.
YeetTheRich_: a germ is briefly called into existence
Dog_of_Myth: Chat, who won Game 2?
MegaDosX: Nope
MegaDosX: Only spells
AuHearts: red rouges?
AuHearts: huh
YeetTheRich_: @Dog_of_Myth serge
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Actually relevant with For Mirrodin! and Elesh Norn in ONE draft
Dog_of_Myth: @YeetTheRich_ Thank you
MegaDosX:
Yeah those of us who've played with or against it in Arena are very familiar with that
Haroldholmes25: burnish that hart!
frozenphoenix7: Valakut very close to active
Alas_Babylon: Yep, the Rebels live with For Mirrodin!, so that's spicy
Gaz_L: and you kept a 2 lander on Arena, so it' like "noooo, i needed that!"
AkiraBalance27: beautiful
NewtyNewts: Three, sir!
LRRbot: Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle | Land | Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle enters the battlefield tapped. / Whenever a Mountain enters the battlefield under your control, if you control at least five other Mountains, you may have Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle deal 3 damage to any target. / {T}: Add {R}.
AntiSnowman:
That's good cutting
KWardJenx: Simon Says!
frozenphoenix7: So currently he needs 2.
MegaDosX: So next turn it triggers
frozenphoenix7: NEXT one deals 3
ThirdGames: Valakut notably is not a mountain
LRRbot: Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs [3RR] | Legendary Creature — Ogre Warrior [5/4] | Whenever a creature an opponent controls attacks, if you're the defending player, create a 3/3 red Ogre creature token unless that creature's controller pays {3}.
MurphEP: Oh yes I was also confused with Graham
MegaDosX: Crypt trigger Ben
Natedogg2: This game is about to be all Ogre.
Gaz_L:
wait, i thought Ka-zoo was bad in this meta
MegaDosX: Good lord Ben
spawnofhastur: I've seen Kazuul played in Medium Red. It was fun
rodkorpen: mono red commander night is very intimidaating, I love it
Haroldholmes25: he can't be stopped
AuHearts: kazuul has almost like a propaganda type beat
AuHearts: in red!
LRRbot: Haven of the Spirit Dragon | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a Dragon creature spell. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Haven of the Spirit Dragon: Return target Dragon creature card or Ugin planeswalker card from your graveyard to your hand.
MegaDosX: Oh I hope Graham is holding up a Chaos Warp
LRRbot: Hellkite Tyrant [4RR] | Creature — Dragon [6/5] | Flying, trample / Whenever Hellkite Tyrant deals combat damage to a player, gain control of all artifacts that player controls. / At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control twenty or more artifacts, you win the game.
LRRbot: Hall of the Bandit Lord | Legendary Land | Hall of the Bandit Lord enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}, Pay 3 life: Add {C}. If that mana is spent on a creature spell, it gains haste.
spawnofhastur: It's like Boseiju but not!
MegaDosX: But the Cyst goes to Ben
TrickJarrett:
Good evening awesome people
AntiSnowman: EZ
MegaDosX: So he can reequip it
thraximore: I bought a copy of Hall for my greven deck 👀
NewtyNewts: Need to pass the cyst still?
Natedogg2: Hiya Trick
AuHearts: 3 seems like a big cost tho no?
NewtyNewts: !card nettle cyst
LRRbot: Nettlecyst [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Living weapon / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact and/or enchantment you control. / Equip {2}
AuHearts: for haste?
MegaDosX: You can re-equip it now
TrickJarrett: Whoa, mono red commander Pod is exactly what I needed tonight. I only am sad at the lack of my Kiki Jiki at the table.
rodkorpen: why does the hellkite tyrant have haste? I missed something
MegaDosX: lmaooooooooo
Dog_of_Myth:
thraximore:
Haroldholmes25:
Rodzos:
ThirdGames: Haaaaaaaah
MegaDosX: @rodkorpen Hall of the Bandit Lord
NewtyNewts:
frozenphoenix7: @rodkorpen Hall of the Bandit Lord
rodkorpen: @MegaDosX ty
LRRbot: Commander's Sphere [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. / Sacrifice Commander's Sphere: Draw a card.
theamc2000: Da bait
MegaDosX: That is a hilarious interaction
Sorator13:
Gaz_L: G just sitting here while this is going on like, "i got a rock"
LRRbot: Flaming Gambit [XR] | Instant | Flaming Gambit deals X damage to target player or planeswalker. That player or that planeswalker's controller may choose a creature they control and have Flaming Gambit deal that damage to it instead. / Flashback {X}{R}{R}
YeetTheRich_: graham where did you find these cards
YeetTheRich_: this is great
AuHearts: x spell too
SK__Ren: Oh! Thats from Portal
definenull: agreed, what callbacks
Mr_Bitterness: I like how "It's got Flashback!" makes up for it
MegaDosX: !card nettlecyst
LRRbot: Nettlecyst [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Living weapon / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact and/or enchantment you control. / Equip {2}
NewtyNewts: Three syllables
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thraximore: but does he control Illusionary Mask?
MrGibberish: !deck
olivegardenofficialtm: the hidden lore of Nettlecyst
theamc2000: Does graham got brand?
ThorSokar: Beejlander Packs!
MrGibberish: !decks
northos: hey now, this one's an uncommon
TrickJarrett: Remind me on Monday. I'll slip it into the CR base doc
Gaz_L: "give me your dankest jank"
YeetTheRich_: give me your finest garbage
LRRbot: War Room | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {3}, {T}, Pay life equal to the number of colors in your commanders' color identity: Draw a card.
MegaDosX: Oh that is a sick card in mono colour decks
agentcaleb: i dont think serge took damage from the helkite tyrant
frogomb: Whenever Purphuros isn't someone's commander, everyone should be saying "Where's Purphuros?"
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: "Any spocy new White Border cards?"
BrowneePoints: Warbox is my Drag Name
NewtyNewts: Cabinet, as in, closet.
trevorwisn: krieg means war, cabinet means cabinet
Dog_of_Myth:
YeetTheRich_: right combat damage
lackingsanity: we can't fight in here, this is the war cabinet
BrowneePoints: Isshin and Kazuul are besties
LRRbot: Dong Zhou, the Tyrant [4R] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/3] | When Dong Zhou, the Tyrant enters the battlefield, target creature an opponent controls deals damage equal to its power to that player.
AkiraBalance27: it triggers dragon tempest twice
AuHearts: in here with the portal bangers
ThorSokar: He can't keep getting away with this!
definenull: only serge gets got by the flip
Alas_Babylon: Dong Zhuo, the Gamer
Natedogg2: Mind Stone? Or "Mine!" Stone?
MegaDosX: I count four things in Ben's deck with ETB effects that Panharmonicon affects
LRRbot: Chaos Warp [2R] | Instant | The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library, then reveals the top card of their library. If it's a permanent card, they put it onto the battlefield.
MegaDosX: Oh, five, yeah with Dragon's Tempest
silv3r_54: yessss chaos warp
LRRbot: Reiterate [1RR] | Instant | Buyback {3} / Copy target instant or sorcery spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
definenull: oooh!
silv3r_54: more chaos!
MegaDosX: Hit another dragon!
heartofgoldfish: chaos! chaos!!
spawnofhastur: tyrant again
MegaDosX: It depends on if Ben hits something that has an ETB effect
spawnofhastur: pls
NewtyNewts: Reiterate EVERYTHING!
theamc2000: El speedro chawarpe
Lawblades: I hope Ben hits an ETB effect
definenull: and graham's.... there (sorry g)
Vandristine: i suppose panharmincon will trigger?
AkiraBalance27: dragons approach 100%
Vandristine: if it has an etb
MegaDosX: !card panharmonicon
LRRbot: Panharmonicon [4] | Artifact | If an artifact or creature entering the battlefield causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.
TrickJarrett: Technically technically Ben could have destroyed the panharmonicon before it got shuffled in, but agree with shortcutting
MegaDosX: And it has to be an artifact or creature, technically
LRRbot: Dragon's Approach [2R] | Sorcery | Dragon's Approach deals 3 damage to each opponent. You may exile Dragon's Approach and four cards named Dragon's Approach from your graveyard. If you do, search your library for a Dragon creature card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. / A deck can have any number of cards named Dragon's Approach.
MegaDosX: What are the odds!
TetraRay: 100%
LRRbot: Wheel of Fortune [2R] | Sorcery | Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards.
NewtyNewts: Maybe with all the tappies earlier
bytecaster: Ramp, in red?
thraximore: mono red ramp!
LRRbot: Alchemist's Greeting [4R] | Sorcery | Alchemist's Greeting deals 4 damage to target creature. / Madness {1}{R}
MegaDosX: !
AkiraBalance27: gottem
thraximore: the SPICE
theamc2000: Equip to what though
MegaDosX: I think the point is he could have equipped it pre-wheel
Tuxbeej: Kazuul was so good in The Godfather.
rodkorpen: this is spicy yes
theamc2000: Can Serge put the net cyst art backwards to show that? May he?
LRRbot: Mimic Vat [3] | Artifact | Imprint — Whenever a nontoken creature dies, you may exile that card. If you do, return each other card exiled with Mimic Vat to its owner's graveyard. / {3}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of a card exiled with Mimic Vat. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
NewtyNewts: Shivam gorges?
definenull: George!
LRRbot: Shivan Gorge | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}{R}, {T}: Shivan Gorge deals 1 damage to each opponent.
MegaDosX: Oh right that card is very shiny
KidintheOffice: Just as good as tolarian academy
Vandristine: basically academy
spawnofhastur: Obviously the most powerful card in its cycle
Ukon_Cairns: dang, remember From the Vaults
thraximore: basically cradle
TalisKanju: Oh, the game just started
NewtyNewts: Cows.
NewtyNewts: I mean, Chaos
theamc2000: A good joke?
Nydestroyer: you also just had the dragon before the wheel did the chaos warp
TemporallyAwry: !findquote germ
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
rodkorpen:
I sure hope all four players have a copy of wheel of fortune, only reasonable play
MegaDosX: Oh boy
LRRbot: Inferno Titan [4RR] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | {R}: Inferno Titan gets +1/+0 until end of turn. / Whenever Inferno Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, it deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three targets.
Kwah11: ayyyyyyyyyy
AkiraBalance27: the callbacks
squ3e: Still regularly quote that vid
BusTed:
LijahHart: always love a good callback
theamc2000: What art is that?
definenull: tinker tailor soldier spy
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: That's just life in 2023, we're all just germs that don't own anything
frozenphoenix7: It was a Duels of the Planeswalkers promo
frozenphoenix7: Grave Frost Inferno
TrickJarrett: Duels of the Planeswalkers promo I believe
bytecaster: Is Ben trying to claim all of Serges deck?
superdude097: !card robber of the
LRRbot: Robber of the Rich [1R] | Creature — Human Archer Rogue [2/2] | Reach, haste / Whenever Robber of the Rich attacks, if defending player has more cards in hand than you, exile the top card of their library. During any turn you attacked with a Rogue, you may cast that card and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.
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ThorSokar: well, that art looks sweet
theamc2000: All the titans have cool alt arts right?
TrickJarrett:
You got there, that's all that matters
TwilitLugia: It was for the Duels of the Planeswalkers game, I have a Garruk Wildspeaker from the same set
MegaDosX: Our Nettlecyst, comrade
frozenphoenix7: PC, Xbox, and Playstation each had different promo codes for each of the 3 promo Titans
LRRbot: Ilharg, the Raze-Boar [3RR] | Legendary Creature — Boar God [6/6] | Trample / Whenever Ilharg, the Raze-Boar attacks, you may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking. Return that creature to your hand at the beginning of the next end step. / When Ilharg, the Raze-Boar dies or is put into exile from the battlefield, you may put it into its owner's library third from the top.
spawnofhastur: your nettlecyst? *my* nettlecyst
frozenphoenix7: Can't recall which console got which Titan
Fruan: Oh right! That was the way to get a Scooze!
LRRbot: Ruby Medallion [2] | Artifact | Red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
frozenphoenix7: Sun Titan DID get a promo but it's for something else. Can't recall what
KidintheOffice: There is a sun titan for the elspeth duel deck
LRRbot: Fable of the Mirror-Breaker [2R] (back: Reflection of Kiki-Jiki) | Enchantment — Saga | I — Create a 2/2 red Goblin Shaman creature token with "Whenever this creature attacks, create a Treasure token." / II — You may discard up to two cards. If you do, draw that many cards. / III — Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.
Dog_of_Myth: Ooze had one as well as Primordial Hyrda
NewtyNewts: Uh oh
Gaz_L: you'd think Xbox would've gotten Primeval, cuz green
definenull: ooh
spawnofhastur: Fblthp of the Mirror-Breaker?
sheer_falacy: Heeeeere’s Kiki
thraximore: I have this art, I vastly prefer it
theamc2000: What is the Greek soldier looking sun titan from?
MegaDosX: I mean, on the plus side it can't just copy Dong Zhou
rodkorpen: FAB-elle
MegaDosX: Give it three turns
TrickJarrett: I'll allow it
TrickJarrett: I'll also have my Kiki Jiki deck in Philly for anyone who wants to game
NewtyNewts: Kiki-jiki at home (but he got the call and he's getting ready)
YeetTheRich_: well then
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: There are like 3 arts not counting foils I think
BusTed: powerful magic
TemporallyAwry: I'm still sad there was no BloodMoon
definenull: oh sick
YeetTheRich_: cowabunga it is
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Booster fun!
Aarek: splonter tom
LRRbot: Disrupt Decorum [2RR] | Sorcery | Goad all creatures you don't control.
MegaDosX: !card splinter twin
LRRbot: Splinter Twin [2RR] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature has "{T}: Create a token that's a copy of this creature, except it has haste. Exile that token at the beginning of the next end step."
frozenphoenix7: Sun Titan was the Magic 2011 Prerelease promo apparently
Publo_AT: @theamc2000 Duel Deck Heroes vs Monsters
rodkorpen: @TrickJarrett do you allow the splintertwinning
LRRbot: Splinter Twin [2RR] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature has "{T}: Create a token that's a copy of this creature, except it has haste. Exile that token at the beginning of the next end step."
olivegardenofficialtm: The decorum? Disrupted.
MurphEP: Lowercase fame
TrickJarrett: So, I think the promos were Frost Titan for Steam, Inferno was Xbox and Grave titan was Playstation. I might be wrong though.
theamc2000: @publo_at ty
MurphEP: That's fun
frozenphoenix7: @TrickJarrett That sounds right to me
TrickJarrett: @TrickJarrett It is in this case. Not for infinite combos though.
theamc2000: Is that how Paul got them?
rodkorpen: rather not but you have to allow it playing mono-red
bytecaster: The metaverse before the metaverse
CastleOtranto: Oh, that thing on the PS3? Where Wiggins bodied me? Good times.
Natedogg2: Oh man, Playstation Home
TheWriterAleph:
metaverse?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I thought Paul was gonna say he had a box of Playstations
Saintnex: huh, thats cool
LRRbot: Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Choose a color. Add an amount of mana of that color equal to your devotion to that color.
TwilitLugia: When Fable came out, I was incredibly low on it, but then I put it into my Grixis Mishra deck because it makes artifact tokens and realized how busted it was
saucemaster5000: What was the PS3 motion control mistake? Not the kinect....
frozenphoenix7: @TrickJarrett Ok, so apparently it was Grave for Xbox, Inferno for Playstation, Frost for Steam
LRRbot: Blasphemous Act [8R] | Sorcery | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature on the battlefield. / Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature.
definenull: uh oh
MegaDosX: I mean, fair
MegaDosX: Hey Ben finally gets the Nettlecyst on his board!
TrickJarrett: @TrickJarrett I can believe that. I was confident on Frost being for Steam, but I couldn't recall for sure on the other two
NewtyNewts: He's getting his hair unsinged
theamc2000: You want Graham to remission?
Davlenagain: Graham, did I see somewhere you and several others were going to a magic event soon? We will see the return of Gvlog with that if you are going to one?
rodkorpen: !card mimic vat
LRRbot: Mimic Vat [3] | Artifact | Imprint — Whenever a nontoken creature dies, you may exile that card. If you do, return each other card exiled with Mimic Vat to its owner's graveyard. / {3}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of a card exiled with Mimic Vat. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
spawnofhastur: Graham is looking very good right now. His beard is great
frozenphoenix7: @TrickJarrett Yeah, I had the Xbox version, but I owned both Inferno and Grave at some points, so couldn't recall which I actually got.
A_Dub888: Serge with a James mask
RomanGoro: Serge is basically James without holes
saucemaster5000: That just means you're first against the wall
itira: lolol
TrickJarrett: I'll be there too, but I'll be hiding most of it in a back room somewhere in the convention center. I plan to jam games in the afternoons / evenings when able though.
LRRbot: Jaya Ballard, Task Mage [1RR] | Legendary Creature — Human Spellshaper [2/2] | {R}, {T}, Discard a card: Destroy target blue permanent. / {1}{R}, {T}, Discard a card: Jaya Ballard, Task Mage deals 3 damage to any target. A creature dealt damage this way can't be regenerated this turn. / {5}{R}{R}, {T}, Discard a card: Jaya Ballard deals 6 damage to each creature and each player.
MegaDosX: Aaron A. Aaronson
A_Dub888: @RomanGoro They both play Minecraft, they're basically the same person
MegaDosX: !decklists
MurphEP: Just feet
NewtyNewts: Aaron Abbott
heartofgoldfish: feet!!
SK__Ren: Feet? For FREE?
sporkraptor: OnlyFeet
definenull: you gotta pay for onlyfeet
Gaz_L: think of the poor commenter
LRRbot: Visions of Phyrexia [2RR] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. / At the beginning of your end step, if you didn't play a card from exile this turn, create a tapped Powerstone token.
frozenphoenix7: Feet you say
bytecaster: OnlyFeets
MegaDosX: Oh sick
MurphEP:
Saintnex: for free? lewd
spawnofhastur: i mean it'd be very popular with stream chat
theamc2000: Will there be floor?
Spanked42: I just want graham vlog. If only feet then so be it lmao
MegaDosX: It's a neat new card
AxeThembro: foot content
LRRbot: Fiery Confluence [2RR] | Sorcery | Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once. / • Fiery Confluence deals 1 damage to each creature. / • Fiery Confluence deals 2 damage to each opponent. / • Destroy target artifact.
NewtyNewts: He did three
MegaDosX:
Nettlecyst
thraximore: take the mana crypt, that way he CAN'T keep getting away with it
Natedogg2: Nettlecyst is technically your artifact.
northos: Titan is still exiled
DreamyPants: ^
Natedogg2: It's not in the graveyard, the Titan is still in exile.
Oxdans: ETB 3 dmg?
frozenphoenix7: Wish I was
Ukon_Cairns: @Oxdans was dealt to serge
spawnofhastur: i wish i had more gunk slugs
MegaDosX: !card mimic vat
LRRbot: Mimic Vat [3] | Artifact | Imprint — Whenever a nontoken creature dies, you may exile that card. If you do, return each other card exiled with Mimic Vat to its owner's graveyard. / {3}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of a card exiled with Mimic Vat. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
ThirdGames: Titan remains exiled
theamc2000: They feel the same
Oxdans:
@Oxdans Thank you
MegaDosX: Yeah Inferno Titan stays exiled based on that wording
TrickJarrett: Is Wheeler playing my card I made for Valakut?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Card only returns from exile when replaced , not shen the vat is destroyed
sssshafer: WILL YOU BE ATTENDING THE MAGICFEST IN MINNESOTA IN MAY?
definenull: uhohb
LRRbot: Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker [2RRR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Shaman [2/2] | Haste / {T}: Create a token that's a copy of target nonlegendary creature you control, except it has haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
MegaDosX: Hey Trick you were asking about Kiki?
YeetTheRich_: yee break that mirror
TrickJarrett: I am pleased
NewtyNewts: As a treat?
MrBibz: It says nonlegendary so it doesn't work with Dong either
MurphEP: Only finite combos
TrickJarrett: Wheeler has skyrocketed up my LRR powerrankings
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Kiki says non-legendary thankfully
MadWolf1290: I mean, duh
NewtyNewts: Mini-soda?
theamc2000: Will you get pop?
t7112: visit glhf
Dog_of_Myth:
TrickJarrett: Wheeler, Alpine Explorer was literally designed for me to Kiki Jiki for Valakut triggers
Vandristine: I DO
obijam_: oh ya? im in minnesooota dontcha know!
TemporallyAwry:
We gotta hustle if we want to get a game 4
ThorSokar: well, everyone up there lives so far apart you have to YELL
MadWolf1290:
side note - very happy that LRR is traveling again.
bytecaster: Basically phyrexian arena
Fruan: @TrickJarrett That is so cool
MrAyeAxe:
He can just make as many 2/2s as he has 1 mana on serge's end step once the fable flips
LRRbot: Life of the Party [3R] | Creature — Elemental [0/1] | First strike, trample, haste / Whenever Life of the Party attacks, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control. / When Life of the Party enters the battlefield, if it's not a token, each opponent creates a token that's a copy of it. The tokens are goaded for the rest of the game.
thraximore: oh boy
DarthRagnar815: Ooo, I'd actually be tempted to make to 2hr drive if you do end up going.
cdmack3113: yooooooo
MegaDosX: Ooooooh
cdmack3113: that's me
MegaDosX: That thing is awesome
gMilk:
hello frends 
definenull: sick
TrickJarrett: @TrickJarrett One of the very few card designs I've managed over the years, but I'm very proud of that one.
justwhatever_idk: with the sauce?
MurphEP: What is this card
TetraRay: with the juice ?
MurphEP: I love it
Tuxbeej: Jokin’ for Tokens
spawnofhastur: i'm amazed this isn't an acorn card
Fruan: Sauce with limitless free refills!
MegaDosX: It's from the New Capenna Commander decks
MegaDosX: I think that's from the Cabaretti one
heartofgoldfish: it seems like the Life shouldn't be allowed to block
Ukon_Cairns: thats a fun follow up to kik jiki
DreamyPants: Kiki life of the party is gas
theamc2000: Is that Jim from the spike feeders?
NewtyNewts: Oh hey Beej
spawnofhastur: that's fair if it was an acorn card it'd be a clown
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bytecaster: Little known fact: Nothing in the rules of Magic The Gathering forbids partying
Austere_Squire: the Hole in our Box?
theamc2000: If I was an acorn card, I would be a token
LijahHart: I wonder if Graham is still running Aladdin in his deck
Chesul: DreamyPants sadly not, since the token making part requires it to be a non-token version to trigger.
MrGibberish: Acorn?
MegaDosX: @LijahHart He is, according to the deck list
Natedogg2: I mean, you can have a full party with as few as four creatures.
MegaDosX: Oh god Graham
NewtyNewts: Oh god G
sporkraptor: omg yoga meditate
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Aladdin! *Jazz Hands*
Gaz_L: nothing in the rules says a dog can't play Modern (oddly they are banned from Legacy, though)
itira:
oh my god
LRRbot: Solphim, Mayhem Dominus [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Horror [5/4] | If a source you control would deal noncombat damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals double that damage to that player or permanent instead. / {1}{R/P}{R/P}, Discard two cards: Put an indestructible counter on Solphim, Mayhem Dominus.
Saintnex:
Graham
LijahHart: Heck yeah! i mean, it kills a Phyrexian Swarmlord at least
ThorSokar: Just smile until you can't do anything else!
MegaDosX: OH right, commanders
Alas_Babylon: @Gaz_L Not Comet though!
Morrigan9: is that a "may" show you the world or have to?
marshuscus116: !command
definenull: !card worldgorgee
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
LRRbot: Dragon's Approach [2R] | Sorcery | Dragon's Approach deals 3 damage to each opponent. You may exile Dragon's Approach and four cards named Dragon's Approach from your graveyard. If you do, search your library for a Dragon creature card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. / A deck can have any number of cards named Dragon's Approach.
sporkraptor: the world! see it!
MegaDosX: What just happened
NewtyNewts: Not quite a quartet
saucemaster5000: I can show you the world... for a price...
YeetTheRich_: poltergeist
Austere_Squire: !decks
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Finally he won't be getting Gnollspine!
sporkraptor: giggle loop
MegaDosX: Oh god it's all falling apart
MurphEP: This what mono red does to a person
itira: is it getting late? lolol
obijam_: waving his deck in the wind
Fruan: Why can't I hold all these cards!
heartofgoldfish: FOUR! GAMES!
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bytecaster: "Just browsing"
Chesul: game four, everyone starts at 1.
the_one_and_only_kim: Four more games?
Austere_Squire: I think, what's it called... Containment Specialist? from NEO, might be a cool include for Ben's deck
Fruan: The Dragon Has Aproached.
MegaDosX: "Why are you looking through your deck?" "Because I'm cheating, clearly"
TrickJarrett: WOw
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Goldspan Dragon, storm off
MurphEP:
Fruan: This is your brain on Mono-Red
LRRbot: Hoarding Dragon [3RR] | Creature — Dragon [4/4] | Flying / When Hoarding Dragon enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an artifact card, exile it, then shuffle. / When Hoarding Dragon dies, you may put the exiled card into its owner's hand.
MegaDosX: ooooh
Gaz_L: does a whole new Commander game start?
MegaDosX: 3/1
manfred909: so many mountains
Natedogg2: The tokens can't attack Wheeler.
superdude097: ^
frozenphoenix7: They can't attack Wheeler
MegaDosX: Yeah
Saintnex: Yea, its the original thats goading
MegaDosX: It's a neat card but it's worded strangely
theamc2000: Yet
NewtyNewts: Guess the card that created them is named the owner?
bytecaster: "In first strike damage ... I do zero damage"
TrickJarrett: Where is Heartless Hidetsugu when you need him at this pod table?
MegaDosX: I love that that's the question always on Graham's mind with this deck
sporkraptor: name five funny things
northos: each player is the owner of their own Party token, but the Goad effect was still controlled by Wheeler so they can't attack him
viloke_virran: I think it's because it's wheeler's effect that's goading them.
MegaDosX: The Haha Men
Fruan: @NewtyNewts The tokens aren't goading themselves. Life of the Party is goading them as it makes them.
itira: ahuu ahuuu
silv3r_54: baha men
theamc2000: I consider myself a teehehee
the_one_and_only_kim: more of a soft snort of air man
justwhatever_idk: Ojousama Hohohohoh
NewtyNewts: Noblewoman laugh-man
LRRbot: Commander's Sphere [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. / Sacrifice Commander's Sphere: Draw a card.
kristof162028: g please yell mw you are playing worldfire
Austere_Squire: now that Ben has 30 Dragon's Approaches, I kinda want to see him run them in every deck, regardless of if they fit the strategy. Just "I have them, I have to use them"
MegaDosX: Graham are you running Anger in this deck? Would be good with Jaya
LRRbot: Skitterbeam Battalion [9] | Artifact Creature — Construct [4/4] | Prototype {3}{R}{R} — 2/2 / Trample, haste / When Skitterbeam Battalion enters the battlefield, if you cast it, create two tokens that are copies of it.
LRRbot: Geistflame [R] | Instant | Geistflame deals 1 damage to any target. / Flashback {3}{R}
MurphEP: Now wheel
frogomb: Just realized Serge is playing my favorite mountain art. The one on the top of the stack on his left.
xXAYAYAXx:
MegaDosX: !card life of the party
LRRbot: Life of the Party [3R] | Creature — Elemental [0/1] | First strike, trample, haste / Whenever Life of the Party attacks, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control. / When Life of the Party enters the battlefield, if it's not a token, each opponent creates a token that's a copy of it. The tokens are goaded for the rest of the game.
MegaDosX: Yeah that's an interesting clause
Sorator13:
NewtyNewts: The life of the party, and the life of their party.
LRRbot: Reflection of Kiki-Jiki (front: Fable of the Mirror-Breaker) | Enchantment Creature — Goblin Shaman [2/2] | {1}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of another target nonlegendary creature you control, except it has haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
Fruan: Blast those sanity escape clauses they put on cards to stop insane bullshit.
MrGibberish: @megadosx Probably to prevent infinites
MegaDosX: I'm seeing double. Four Kiki Jikis!
frozenphoenix7: Reflectinon of Keeks Ma Jeeks
LRRbot: Tormenting Voice [1R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards.
MurphEP: Kiki Jiki "why are you like this" meme
Ukon_Cairns:
makes sense since it makes tokens of itself. but i def got that wrong earlier
MegaDosX: @MrGibberish I mean, that makes sense
lackingsanity: otherwise all the tokens it makes for other players would keep making more tokens forever
frozenphoenix7: Reflection*
stevefromdetroit: now i have scisssor sisters stuck in my head
NewtyNewts: Kiki-jiki and Liki-Miki
viloke_virran: That's clearly a broken mirror.
r10pez10: 3 hours in eh? i just got home
Gaz_L: the broken pieces still reflect things!
SK__Ren: All breaking a mirror does is makes more smaller mirrors
Fruan: When you break a mirror, you've really just made a lot of little mirrors
r10pez10: i assume this is game 5
Austere_Squire: i had visions, i was in them, i was looking into the mirror
theamc2000: Breaker mirrors make smaller mirrors
Sorator13: Cheeky-Reeky
Fruan: @SK__Ren High five!
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Uh ohh, Thinky
nightraven949: Thinking? With Mono-Red Surley not
Sorator13: @r10pez10 3, surprisingly!
MegaDosX: Mono green had an infinite mill combo
LRRbot: Sanctum of Eternity | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Return target commander you own from the battlefield to your hand. Activate only during your turn.
affinityartifacts:
GLHF
MegaDosX: Nobody has demonstrated an infinite loop in these games
bytecaster: Chaos takes some time to resolve, it turns out
theamc2000: Green was one shots
dumbo3k:
I'm pretty sure "Thinking" is against the rules, better call the 
Ukon_Cairns: turns out red has a lot of damage that can be pointed at creatures or players that are trying to end the game
MrGibberish: !badadvicecotl
LRRbot: Pray to the statue of the false god.
theamc2000: !advice
MrGibberish: Hi Olivia!
LoadingReadyRun:
Need to call Jiki-Kiki the Mirror Repairer
heartofgoldfish: Give us the Jaya Draw
MegaDosX: Wait why did Graham lose three life? I missed that
frozenphoenix7: Valakut
LRRbot: Dong Zhou, the Tyrant [4R] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/3] | When Dong Zhou, the Tyrant enters the battlefield, target creature an opponent controls deals damage equal to its power to that player.
MegaDosX: Ah
MrBibz: 7, you count reflection to devotion
LRRbot: Cursed Mirror [2R] | Artifact | {T}: Add {R}. / As Cursed Mirror enters the battlefield, you may have it become a copy of any creature on the battlefield until end of turn, except it has haste.
MegaDosX: Yeah I forgot about Valakut
frozenphoenix7: @MrBibz It provides 0 devotion when flipped
Alas_Babylon: @MrBibz Nope, Reflections has no mana cost
Fruan: Raise your Dong Zhou's!
Sorator13: how many mirrors does one deck have?!
frozenphoenix7: It has a mana value of 3, but provides no Devotion
Alas_Babylon: But the copies of Life of the Party do because they're copies of the card
MegaDosX: Solphim cares if you control the source, yeah
MrBibz: @Alas_Babylon oh, is it a different rule than werewolves?
Alas_Babylon: Their mana values match, but their mana *costs* don't, afaik
Chesul: the mirror would have worked with the life of the party.
Alas_Babylon: Someone can back me up on that?
Lawblades: Did you get ruby medallion cost reduction?
frozenphoenix7: @Alas_Babylon This is correct
r10pez10: i like fast commander games sometimes
Alas_Babylon: Heck yeah, lezz go
TrickJarrett: Are these decklists posted anywhere? I need to look for fun red cards I have missed for Kiki Jiki.
Chesul: ah, wait, no it wouldn't.
r10pez10: yeah!
r10pez10: !decklists
frozenphoenix7: It has the same VALUE as the front side, so it's 3. But it doesn't have a cost, so no devotion.
Ukon_Cairns: huh, clones like the cursed mirror, but not kiki- jiki, are neat with skitterbeam battaliion
TrickJarrett: Thank you! I missed that earlier in chat
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I mean what are the odds... like 1/3?
heartofgoldfish: Four games would give everyone the chance to win and be first out!
r10pez10: nw trick
Alas_Babylon: Anywhere from 0-100%
Pharmacistjudge: When you want it the most, there’s no easy way out
NotCainNorAbel:
500
MegaDosX: Also Crypt trigger
viloke_virran: Before he's allowed to rip one, first he needs to flip one.
MegaDosX: Lisa needs braces!
LRRbot: Thrumming Stone [5] | Legendary Artifact | Spells you cast have ripple 4.
Alas_Babylon: Gaming is about to commence
LRRbot: Dragon's Approach [2R] | Sorcery | Dragon's Approach deals 3 damage to each opponent. You may exile Dragon's Approach and four cards named Dragon's Approach from your graveyard. If you do, search your library for a Dragon creature card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. / A deck can have any number of cards named Dragon's Approach.
LivorMortis: Let's see a whiff
TemporallyAwry: Double Kiki + Thrumming Stone, this game is a trip.
thraximore: whiff! whiff! whiff!
AkiraBalance27: lets see off by 1
heartofgoldfish: thrum! thrum! thrum!
MegaDosX: Abrade would have been extra hateful
heartofgoldfish: yeeeeeees.
Alas_Babylon: 12, 18...
Alas_Babylon: 30 damage so far...
Darleysam:
hell of a way to end the night
Alas_Babylon: 36...
Gaz_L: does Ripple say without paying or does Ben have to pay for them all?
heartofgoldfish: stop, stop, they're already dead
Chesul: and this is why we haven't seen ripple again after the 6 cards that have it.
MegaDosX: You aren't drawing anything so yeah
Alas_Babylon: 42...
Alas_Babylon: 48...
YeetTheRich_: weeeee
AkiraBalance27: flash in platinum emperion
Alas_Babylon: 54...
NewtyNewts: The gimmick deck is working!
sheer_falacy: oh hey someone did bring an infinit-ish combo
g0blinslide: "I think we might be okay" - Ben Wheeler. famous last words
MegaDosX: Thrumming Stone is utterly worthless in Commander normally, but with Dragon's Approach it's an outstanding card
frozenphoenix7: @Gaz_L Without paying cost
Alas_Babylon: 60...
Darleysam: simple, just draw gas
SK__Ren: Hold on, what card is resolving now?
TemporallyAwry:
Thrumming Stone, a totally normal and fair card.
SK__Ren: Oh the stone
LivorMortis: Okay no this is way better than a whiff
Fruan: Yeah, if you don't whiff before you get two in the chamber, you're golden. Once you're rolling, it's never gonna stop.
Alas_Babylon: 78...
sheer_falacy: how many dragons does he get to tutor for
TrickJarrett: wow
Miss_Medic: wut
DeM0nFiRe:
I love this
heartofgoldfish: @SK__Ren Dragon's Approach + Ripple 4, uhhh number 10 of 13?
TetraRay: wowsers
rogerivany: Stop. Stop. They're already dead. (Simpson paraphrase)
Chesul: Thrumming stone, for when you want to build your own storm. XD
Alas_Babylon: 90...
MegaDosX: @sheer_falacy I mean, does it matter how many dragons you have left if everyone's dead?
rosesmcgee: This is that Simpsons episode where Homer beats up the Krustyburglar "Stop it Stop it they're already dead!"
heartofgoldfish: is ripple a may
polaris415: Thrummingstone is great
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Ben is just sorting his deck now
edburke37: no cast Grapeshot
Alas_Babylon: 114...
edburke37: *now
MegaDosX: Oh baby a triple
blip2004: whats letting ben keep searching?
northos: oooooooh foil!
MegaDosX: SO CLOSE
Chesul: now, the question is, does Ben do enough damage to kill them all in game 4 right now?
heartofgoldfish: @blip2004 Thrumming Stone gives all spells ripple 4
Miss_Medic: WHAT
Alas_Babylon: I've lost count...
Alas_Babylon: He's in the mid hundreds
A_Dub888: How many has he revealed at this point?
Alas_Babylon: At least 20
Sorator13: Thrumming Stone is such a dumb card
MegaDosX: Ben might be out now
Sorator13: I love it
MegaDosX: !card thrumming stone
LRRbot: Thrumming Stone [5] | Legendary Artifact | Spells you cast have ripple 4.
frozenphoenix7: They just go to the bottom
MegaDosX: It's like a weird cascade
Fruan: @Sorator13 Yep! It's either broken or pointless.
sheer_falacy: technically he puts on bottom when ripple finishes, so he keeps rippling even with no approach's left
DeM0nFiRe:
DeM0nFiRe: 150
LivorMortis: Casual 150
NewtyNewts: 150 each!
MegaDosX: Yeah 150 each
Haroldholmes25:
bytecaster: Close game!
viloke_virran: 150 exactly.
heartofgoldfish: imagine if someone kill spells Ben now
MegaDosX: Until you miss
Miss_Medic: well
Alas_Babylon: So... the boys have lost the next three commander games
Chesul: That's game 3 won, AND game 4 at the same time!
nightraven949: So Ben has won the next 2 games and everyone starts at 10
Rodzos: gg
MegaDosX: This is why Ben losing Thrumming Stone in that first game was such a big deal
AkiraBalance27: flash in platinum angel
LRRbot: Wild Ricochet [2RR] | Instant | You may choose new targets for target instant or sorcery spell. Then copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Reioumu: so where's the dragon?
pn55: That was very silly. I love it!
NewtyNewts: So, -141 and -138?
drthvd3r: Oh, and let's not forget every fourth one he gets a dragon.
Vulfe:
tfw no Glacial Chasm
Reioumu: isn't the dragon approaching? where is it?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Now imagine that but with relentless rats
DeM0nFiRe:
MegaDosX: Where is the lie though?
Darleysam: won so hard you killed the next game too
MegaDosX: Dragon's Asymptote
TetraRay: even their future games took damage
TemporallyAwry:
@HuecalpixquiJeanIII Don't have to imagine
SK__Ren: Its that scene from Kung Pow
Haroldholmes25: 3 extra games worth of kills
LithelyUnshod: That was enough for 3 more gane
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raulghoulia: now get knollspine dragon
TalisKanju: Thanks for everyone's hard work!
drthvd3r: I want that deck, I just don't want to spend $120 on Dragon's Approaches.
Ukon_Cairns: theres that elixir of immortality
TAW_Draconis: i missed it, what was the combo?
Fruan: Song of Sun and Moon?
frozenphoenix7: Processors only hit opponents exile iirc
duckace11: you could do wheel of sun and moon
sheer_falacy: I think Eldrazi just worked on enemy exiled stuff?
NewtyNewts: Maybe not mid-train?
Pharmacistjudge: Dragon named Godot?
Ukon_Cairns: to get another 3 or so i guess
downwithrug: processors were the coolest creature type
nightraven949: @drthvd3r the magic of Proxies i suppose if your playgroup is cool with it
Alas_Babylon: @TAW_Draconis Thrumming Stone and Dragon's Approach. Approach is one of the few cards you can run infinite of
MegaDosX: That was wild
TemporallyAwry: Thrumming Stone - it's a heck of a card.
BrandunEminentOne: @DeM0nFiRe Thanks for the gift sub!
Alas_Babylon: So hitting copies in the top 4 is very easy with ~30 in the deck
LadyLockwood92: The dragon is just Lancelot from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Chesul: NewtyNewts mid train would be fine, since each instance resolves on its own, not as a lump.
sheer_falacy: Those matches were delightful
grgriffin3: That was rad, thanks guys
nightraven949: Lady GaGa EDH night?
TrickJarrett: I have both mono white and black decks... just saying
heartofgoldfish: @TAW_Draconis Deck can contain any number of Dragon's Approach, Thrumming Stone gives spells Ripple 4 (like cascade but for spells of the same name and only 4 deep)
TalisKanju: That was red!
countingku: Those were some fun games!
Vulfe: if you enchant with wheel of sun and moon maybe you can make the dragon approach forever
TetraRay: in moderation, hold your breath
itira: LOL
howdyhowdyhowdyyall: !decklist
stevefromdetroit: or you're in space
Gaz_L: plus Ben's commander doubles non-combat damage, so every Approach did 6 to everyone
MegaDosX: Oh, you're approaching me Ben?
heartofgoldfish: ben is... approaching
Sorator13: I loved the chaos tonight; thanks for that!
MrSarkhan: Ben pls
Gaz_L: you APPROACHING us?!
TrickJarrett:
The Ulmer approaches. Y'all rock. keep being awesome.
LadyLockwood92: Ben Ulmer is approaching. He may or may not arrive.
YeetTheRich_: i am the dragonstorm that is approaching .mp4
heartofgoldfish: EVERYBODY WINS! except graham
Mattmitchell45: Approaching Compleation
xythrogar: every second you are not running ben is approaching closer
Alas_Babylon: @YeetTheRich_ 10/10
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Oh, you're approaching me?
MegaDosX: Ben you should renamed your deck Dragon's Asymptote
Sorator13: what's that un-card that you can reveal and say "It's coming!" to do a thing?
Sorator13: that's Ben now
Alas_Babylon: !card infernal dark
LRRbot: Infernal Darkness [2BB] | Enchantment | Cumulative upkeep—Pay {B} and 1 life. / If a land is tapped for mana, it produces {B} instead of any other type.
MrGibberish: Is Ben the storm that is approaching?
Saintnex: It’s only 4 dollars a card lol
shurtal: if i've learned anything from LRR Streams, it's that the Bus Is Coming, and Ben is Approaching
ThorSokar: we're FREE NOW
Pharmacistjudge: !card spawn of infernal
LRRbot: Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil [8BB] | Creature — Demon Child [8/8] | Flying, first strike, trample / Once each turn, while you're searching your library, you may pay {1}{B}, reveal Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil from your library and say "I'm coming, too!" If you do, Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil deals 2 damage to a player of your choice.
YeetTheRich_: i blame ben
MegaDosX: For a common that's a fair amount
MurphEP: Ben bought out the stock
Alas_Babylon: @Pharmacistjudge thank you friendo
MegaDosX: Ben how could you
Vulfe: Ben bought out all the Approaches
Gaz_L:
Ben with 200 buck deck
NanoDelta: the shadowborn apostle effect
TrickJarrett: For a split second I was like "oh no, the stream is still up" then I remember they do the YT sign off and then hang out.
heartofgoldfish: @LRRbot whoa, black blood moon?
Saintnex: I looked on card kingdom earlier this stream lol
YeetTheRich_: it's like how shadowborn apostles spiked after that game knights episode
LadyLockwood92: Give me /Every/ Dragon's Approach you have.
MegaDosX: Gesundheit Serge
ContingentCat: sergeSqueak
WavesOfBabies: was that Serge?
NewtyNewts: Can you recycle the cast approaches into your deck, and then resume rippling with more after?
MrSarkhan:
Juliamon: !tarkovsquad
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ContingentCat: @WavesOfBabies Serge makes totally normal human sounds sometimes
Alas_Babylon: Cheeky Breeky Tarky Malarky
WavesOfBabies: Chiki Briki
heartofgoldfish: serge confirmed for venlil
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Cheeky Breeky Beautiful
MurphEP: Anime!
novrdd: whoaah
LadyLockwood92: Anime.
novrdd: Vanguard!
A_Dub888: Benjamin "I brought this on myself" Wheeler
Vulfe: imagine someone casts whirlwind denial when you have 25 dragon's approaches on the stack
shurtal: bruh
Gaz_L: is this the one that has NJPW wrestlers in the anime?
NewtyNewts: The D.
NanoDelta: Graham, realizing things about Is This Your Card
ButterBall000: Dear Days, please become the weekend already
MurphEP: Not quite 5 Ds but getting there
dimensaur: Yugioh had 5 D's once
LadyLockwood92: Oh yeah. I need to watch that VoD.
Gaz_L: that's every FF game!
MrSarkhan: Graham that's every JRPG ever made
ThorSokar: all I remember is that game is crazy long
TrickJarrett: Oh snap. Graham. You have to sign and uppercase the T on Kiki Jiki for me.
ThorSokar: Angel is the guest
obijam_: ff12 was the first ff game i played but didnt finish. i got caught up on the megabosses and never went to the final dungeon
TrickJarrett: We can do this in Philly finally
ThorSokar: They're doing emotes!
Sorator13: We went to the desert, and then we went to another desert, and then I think we went to yet another desert.
LadyLockwood92: Not /all/ of them, MegaTen is an outlier and should not be counted.
Rodzos:
hi thor
Juliamon: Angel was in chat earlier to confirm it
WavesOfBabies: a Mario Party Party?
Gaz_L: @MrSarkhan not true! Tales of Symphonia has you decide to kill god... then go to another world, fight the empire and kill god again!
NewtyNewts: @LadyLockwood92 Where exactly does it differ?
MrSarkhan: @Gaz_L fair enough
MegaDosX: What version of reality are we on?
LadyLockwood92: @LadyLockwood92 Has the vaster majority of the Attacking and Dethroning God.
TemporallyAwry:
The punch-bow was a valid strategy, and still works
Juliamon: It's hilariously jank
thraximore: MUCH better
NewtyNewts: @LadyLockwood92 In the strictest of terms, you do start with a fallen kingdom. And you do finish with a defeating of God.
MegaDosX: Alternatively, install one of the million mods that add jetpacks to the game >_>
Mattmitchell45: Aw hell yeah
MegaDosX: It's extremely video gamey
Gaz_L: game probably takes less time to play than reading the book takes
Mattmitchell45: Take me to church!
rogerivany: Atlas will always be my pillar.
WavesOfBabies: looking respectfully at the pillars
Vulfe: MidQuest
MegaDosX: There were also big tech issues early on
Joecool190: you arent in very far to be fair
Sorator13: I always see the art and think it's Death Stranding
ThorSokar: It's "meh it's dead space"
AdamYMHMI: Ken "The Pillars of the Earth" Steachy
TemporallyAwry: It's got great visuals borrowed from some great movies.
Vulfe: "Wow, this is like the chip from dead space"
Juliamon: It's solidly-excecuted and strictly by-the-book, complete with Intentionally Referential Names
Gaz_L: TCP sadly seems to have had the Avengers effect on the Dead Space remake
MegaDosX: And the world looks designed as a video game map rather than with verisimilitude in mind
Mr_Bitterness: Its just a poor showing when Dead Space Remake is really well done
Saintnex: It got really hurt by expectations and really not great controls at the very beginning
BrowneePoints: yea and the main character is JACOB...as in biblical Isaac's son
BrowneePoints: HYUK HYUK
ThorSokar: No stone pillar yet, but hopefully soon!
Gaz_L: where people assume the mediocre game means the good game (Dead Space, Guardians of the Galaxy) gets a poor reception
WavesOfBabies: what about pillar men
NewtyNewts: ScheduleBot
TemporallyAwry: !butts
Darleysam: yeah it's.. former Sledgehammer staff who were former EA Visceral who made DS1 (roughly), right?
BrowneePoints: yep
stevefromdetroit: thanks, i hate it
stevefromdetroit:
Gaz_L: as opposed to funslinger the movie
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NewtyNewts: I was gonna ask, was it before clips?
pn55:
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
MrSarkhan:
WavesOfBabies:
cmdrelk:
Juliamon: like, 8? years old
MrGibberish: @juliamon Video games with video James old?
Juliamon: Yes
Juliamon: It was one of the first-ever streams
NewtyNewts: Wow, that is old.
Juliamon: It might actually still be in my recent Youtube views if you wanna stick around while I fish it up
NewtyNewts: Sure, I'll stick around a minute
MrGibberish: Thanks!
MrGibberish: Have a good night
Juliamon: Broadcast 2014-01-23
NewtyNewts: Might be worth posting it in the discord as well?
NewtyNewts: Yeah, that's... oof, that's old.
Juliamon: You can do that if you'd like, I don't really discord
Juliamon: (like, I'm IN there, but I don't leave the blaseball channel except to peek in the mod channel)
NewtyNewts: Ok. I'll mention you found it though for proper credit
Juliamon: I mean, someone else found it first
Juliamon: I don't remember if it was in here or on James' channel
NewtyNewts: I don't recall seeing anything, but that doesn't mean much
NewtyNewts: Last mention of it in LRR discord is 2021, so might be time for a repost
TemporallyAwry: !goodadvice
LRRbot: In this economy?
NewtyNewts: All done. Have a good evening! (or if you're in another timezone, whatever time of day it is)
Juliamon: g'timezone
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