...One More? || Escape from Tarkov

  TXC2: Hello everybody
 TemporallyAwry:  - hiya
  TXC2: hi TemporallyAwry
TheAinMAP: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ... One More? (Tarkov has been wiped clean, time to start fresh and escape like we always do! Game: Escape From Tarkov) at Sat 11:00 AM PST (0s ago).
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Boon_33: uh...
 El_Funko:   
  TXC2: Hello El_Funko
 Ivalenz_:   
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> It's time for an all day uhhhhhhh ...One More with the Tarkov boys! Join me, James, along with Serge, El_Funko, JoeKim, and Dylan as we attempt what I've dubbed Operation: LEDX! And likely some other shenanigans to boot! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1621947335155802113
  Juliamon: finally, something to distract me from my mom's ongoing bad friend decisions
manfred909: 
 fragilepaper: Oh that doesn’t sound fun at all
  TXC2: Operation lets Eat Doritos eXtreme! 
ReaperTitan152001:  
DoodlestheGreat: I'll stick to other brands of tortilla chips.
  Juliamon: (the current situation being, he's using her as tech support because he deleted his contacts app in a manic phase and doesn't know how to get it back)
DoodlestheGreat: You know, it's the simple pleasure that feel the best. A good meal. A warm day. Friends. A browser extension that changes all mentions of "Valentines" into "Horny Werewolf."
TheAinMAP:    
  TXC2: Here we GO!
  Juliamon: Still echoey
 Riiiiiiis: wohoo double
 SocraticMethod: Doubled again
  TXC2: Hello James
 Riiiiiiis: Yoooooo
TheAinMAP: Hello.
  amative1: uuuuuhhhhhhhhh......... two more?
 Riiiiiiis: jamrs is leaking
 Riiiiiiis: James
  amative1: wait I said it wrong
manfred909: it's Sunday
 Riiiiiiis: Are we the friends? 
 dumbo3k: We're gonna finally escape!
Pal_Friendpatine: Good job not alerting me Twitch
 SocraticMethod: I think your mic volume might be doubled too on that scene
 Vanbael: Wait we're not the better friends!?
  amative1: "better" friends
 Riiiiiiis: this audio is good
  Sarah_Serinde: No you sound fine James
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 Riiiiiiis: I think this scene has a slightly lower audio than the first scene - but that's not important
 SocraticMethod: Had to turn down volume on previous scene and turn up with graphics
 Decaped: So will you fight the Tarkov this stream?
 Riiiiiiis: I don't know anything 
  TXC2: !tarkovsquad
  LRRbot: Other members of the Tarkov Squad can be found at: Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager El_Funko: twitch.tv/El_Funko Joe Kim: twitch.tv/joekim Dylan: twitch.tv/VonShnigglewitz
  TXC2: hateful
  amative1: 
manfred909: off to a good start
 circusofkirkus: escape from toxic
  Sarah_Serinde: Yup, 10 whole minutes of talking, definitely no intro screen and countdown first
 Saintnex: Starting off hot lol
ReaperTitan152001:  so toxic!
 Saintnex: Maybe I should have put my points into friendly fire death 
DoodlestheGreat: Good luck killing the Goons...
  TXC2: Sanitar may be a legit name, but boy is that a bad guy name 
 Decaped: I didn't even know this game had bosse
DoodlestheGreat: Two tachs and a CQD armor?
  TXC2: now remember chat, the prediction was for a PMC run, this is a SCAV run
Spanked42: Good actually. Level 30 - nearly 31
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 dougma: lvl 24 doing well, it is fun
MWGNZ: level 2?  100% pmc survival rate
 SocraticMethod: What is this "fun" you speak of?
 Vanbael: Still level 32, almost 33, but I got the yearly sidequest of tax filing today
 dumbo3k: I'm still having fun, but that's mostly because I'm just watching y'all instead of playing it myself
 distrustingspectator: lvl zero. i dont play. i just watch funko headshot fools.
Spanked42: Just got a couple quests done this morning. Bitcoin farm level 2 and moonshine generator going up
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: level 2 and then a whole lot of work happened
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 distrustingspectator: it's a lot of fun to watch. which is kinda weird.
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 Zaghrog: Of the previous 15 weeks, 11 were spent working 600 kilometres from home. That has now ended though!
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Spanked42: I finally got over being frustrated when dying this wipe lol. Took two or three years lmao
ReaperTitan152001: time for some easy kills!
MWGNZ:   
manfred909: that PMC has all the loot for you
ReaperTitan152001: 
 TheElrad: you know, it's times like these I wish James had creeper his when streaming Tarkov as well 
 Decaped: what is the Tarkov equivalent of the creeper hiss?
  TXC2: man remember hanging out at the mall with friends?
MWGNZ: @Decaped grenade bounce
  amative1: @Decaped Someone reloading RIGHT behind you?
 Decaped: frag out1
Spanked42: does that even buy a pack of crackers?
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: one can of beans please!
  amative1: no yeah, grenade bounce
 JoeKim: @Decaped grenade noise
 SocraticMethod: Grenade primer pop
 JoeKim: the little clinky clicnk
 TheElrad: yeah, grenade would be fun as well, but I still want to see if the creeper would get James even in the wrong game 
Spanked42: just need 12000 more roubles for some crackers
BrightstormRising: That's only twenty CA now though, isn't it?
 Mangledpixel: welp, that's woken me up
Spanked42: sounds like he ran off
  TXC2: time to be brave and run away
manfred909: tactical retreet
Spanked42: brave sir robin
ReaperTitan152001: 2600 rubles = one small soda...
 creasehearst: James exhibiting the better part of valor
 TheElrad: @Mangledpixel sounds like fully automatic fire in the morning?
MWGNZ: scav's got some  cardio
ReaperTitan152001: James = brave brave sir Robin
 CururuGuasu: Take that train!
MWGNZ: train knows what it did
  TXC2: "buy my fish! buy my fish!"
 SocraticMethod: "Can't sell! Oh for tuna!" laments James
 Mangledpixel: James levelling up his fishmonger skill
  amative1 starts singing Carmina Burana
  amative1: "Oh, for tuna..."
 Mangledpixel: amative1 dough for tuna 
  TXC2: we've all seen that clip of the people singing Happy Birthday to the tune of O Fortuna right? 
 PharaohBender27: @TXC2 ...no?
  amative1: Tarkov Tech Support: "Have you tried unloading and reloading your mag?"
 BrowneePoints: It falls under the same "legal sense" as recording and selling a tape
 BrowneePoints: cuz you're "recording it" and then putting it on a platform you've monetized
 BrowneePoints: It's all BS but it's based on 30 year old legal stuff that is drastically outdated for digital age
 TheWriterAleph: "oh fuck. i can't believe you've done this..."
 fragilepaper: 
MWGNZ: 
  TXC2: protect the one guy with the shotgun 
 TheElrad: nice job everyone except James
BrightstormRising: At one point wasn't Twitch trying to get a royalty set up set up?
 SocraticMethod: It depends on the country. Here playing music on stream would count as "public perfomance" and therefore need a license for it. Like playing radio in stores.
 BrowneePoints: Joe is near Chicago right?
 BrowneePoints: aaaah okeydokey. yea that's weird
BlackIsis: Yeah, networks do not run as the crow flies.
 SocraticMethod: Each layer-2 and layer-3 node also adds latency so if theyre is higher node density it might cause difference
 RealGamerCow: There are also only certain cities that have cross-ocean pipelines
 RealGamerCow: In the US I think it is San Francisco, Seattle, and LA?
  TXC2: Stronks!
DoodlestheGreat: Last I heard, Lighthouse was where the most cheaters were gathering.
Jinkleman: labs too! but its been bad most maps this wipe
Jinkleman: i know the guys from mtg its very odd to hear them talk about umps lol
 ShaneLeeAtk: Parkour!
 TheElrad: Why don't you choose who gets into the Car by headgear?
 SocraticMethod: Garbaaage daaay!
  TXC2: mamac and me
Lysander_salamander: hello every one
  TXC2: hello Lysander_salamander  welcome
TwitchTVsFrank: how goes the tarky today?
  TXC2: it goes
manfred909: what James?
BlackIsis: I was wondering if that was the game
 62MGcobra: did some one hear something?
TwitchTVsFrank: @txc2 that good huh
  TXC2: TwitchTVsFrank  well this is our first PMC run, so not much has happened
TwitchTVsFrank: ah ok
 TheWriterAleph: 
Spanked42: just a friendly heart attack
  amative1: so who voted friendly fire? 
manfred909: 
MWGNZ:   
 xantos69: Hey Team!  How we doing?
Pal_Friendpatine: This is why I don’t sports bet. I lose
  amative1: Oooh, I like that one
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  Juliamon: xantos69 So far we've survived one scav and one pmc
  Juliamon: So it's not been a bad day yet
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 BrowneePoints: James, Dairy Queen Gift Cards exist
BlackIsis: Joe is going to have the worst ice cream headache.
 Raincoast_Bear: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 59:53.
 BrowneePoints: or Kangaroo Freezies or whatever they call it in Australia
 Raincoast_Bear: Confirmed Halloween is in October.
  TXC2: so any time in the last 3 years? 
manfred909: 
 SnackPak_: golf carts are pretty fun
 Robot_Bones: its like a glorified bumper car
JeremyDevoid: they are both a DD just means different things
  TXC2: and then we'll film it all and write it off as a Live segment 
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: mario cart?
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, that actually sounds sick
 BrowneePoints: Friend has an old PT Cruiser in College she called Mr. Shakes. No idea how that car never caused an accident
  TXC2: in before this one person Aces us 
 laundreydhull: yes, The "One More!?" pre-leasing: All Will Beat Tarkovs 
 laundreydhull: are u's wells chat? or wills?
MWGNZ: didnt dietho
flouncy_magooo: Heyo! Who's tarking today? I see/hear James, Serge, and...?
TwitchTVsFrank: does a run through count as a success for the poll
  TXC2: !tarkovsquad
  LRRbot: Other members of the Tarkov Squad can be found at: Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager El_Funko: twitch.tv/El_Funko Joe Kim: twitch.tv/joekim Dylan: twitch.tv/VonShnigglewitz
flouncy_magooo: Thanks! 
MWGNZ: so far I've gone all in twice on james surviving and won both times
  TXC2: well amative1  useally sets up the predictions and they're not here right now, so no prediction 
HoneyJack07: I would love to see DeadPine on this too
TwitchTVsFrank: the wording was "successfully extract" which is why i asked
manfred909: i should right down these ideas
 BrowneePoints: I still can't believe TXC2 revealed to us at the PPR their username is actually Toxic 2
 BrowneePoints: it was like a grand show reveal
  Juliamon: No, he did reveal it
 BrowneePoints: I actually gasped
 SnackPak_: I always new this chat was toxic 
Angreed66: it came up on the one ppr
 BrowneePoints: I am not a troll! That's Matthaus!
  TXC2: saying it as TXC2 and not Toxic is correct
NikoSpud: Classic toxic mods
  TXC2: it's from the word toxic with the vowels out
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: i'm actualy boatyus macalister boatyfaces
  TXC2: it's also THC and XTC mixed cause I thought that was cool when I was 13 
  Juliamon: Literally nobody except TXC2 knew
 BrowneePoints: I feel like I just dropped an alkaseltzer into a glass of water and walked away XD
  Sarah_Serinde: Serge trying to besmirch Juliamon's integrity like that, smh
   Anubis169: I love that analogy BrowneePoints 
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: THC: the audience is baked
  Juliamon: Sarah_Serinde Right? Next thing you know he'll be getting on my case for R10pez10 and mtvcdm
 distrustingspectator: slander, Serge. Shame!
 SocraticMethod: Right by down by wareshouse!
 betweenmyself: Think that was Tiny Toons, but whatevs
 Lobo_Apache: Since y'all right there, we know they're gonna die
 SocraticMethod: Right down by the warehouse?
 BrowneePoints: @Anubis169 Brownee, he's here to be unhelpfully helpful, and annoying. My mark of 4 years lol
Pal_Friendpatine: Tiny Toons how i spent my vacation. Did the THX joke
  Sarah_Serinde: We determined that Juliamon was right and not lying and the conclusion is never trusting her again, okay 
  Juliamon: (why do so many of our mods have hidden name meanings)
 SocraticMethod: Right down by the ware-buh bye!
 distrustingspectator: hahahaha
MWGNZ: @TXC2 who needs vowels anyway?
  TXC2: Juliamon  it's "fun" 
   Anubis169: what does the 'mon' in Juliamon mean then? 
  TXC2: MWGNZ  indeed
  Juliamon: it means digimon
 SocraticMethod: Roblox Oof sound?
 SocraticMethod: is Tommy Tallarico playing tarkov?
   Anubis169: oooOOOooo
 BrowneePoints: @Juliamon Have you watched any Ghost Game? I've heard good things
  Juliamon: before I got into digimon my handle was J-chan
  Sarah_Serinde: Okay who in chat knows what "Serinde" means
   Anubis169: me 
NikoSpud: @Sarah_Serinde Very lovely mod?
   Anubis169: because I'm a total fantasy nerd
 BrowneePoints: It's obviously Spanish for Front Door @Sarah_Serinde
  Sarah_Serinde: I expect the number to be very low 
  Sarah_Serinde: @Sarah_Serinde I'll accept that 
  TXC2: I know it's a LotR thing
 SnackPak_: @SocraticMethod this is the 351st game Tommy has worked on, his mom is very proud 
  Juliamon: BrowneePoints I'm pretty sadly a lapsed fan at this point
  Sarah_Serinde: @TXC2 Partial points :d
   Anubis169: it's elvish 
   Anubis169: and if i remember right, it's seamstress
   Anubis169: (or the equivalent)
 BrowneePoints: @Juliamon Ah. I've heard, very very good things. Has some horror storytelling/backdropping
  Sarah_Serinde: It is elvish, and it's "broideress" so close, embroidery rather than sewing clothes
 BrowneePoints: Tengwar or Quenya?
  Sarah_Serinde: Seemed fitting
   Anubis169: Seamed fitting? 
NikoSpud: Oh that works so well for you Sarah
  Sarah_Serinde: @Anubis169 No, we just talked about that 
   Anubis169: Well if we're all sharing
 BrowneePoints: oh hey it's Quenya
  Sarah_Serinde: @BrowneePoints I think Quenya
NikoSpud: I have an inkling of yours Anubis
   Anubis169: oo, do tell
 BusTed:  
  Sarah_Serinde: @NikoSpud Right? I like it a lot
MWGNZ: 
 BrowneePoints: Yea just looked it up. Also apparently a Proper Name in Feanor as well
 SocraticMethod: @BrowneePoints Vanyarin Quenya according to wiki
 TheElrad: didn't Serge kill the scav?
NikoSpud: Well not im so sure lol but Egyptian god of the afterlife @Anubis169
 BrowneePoints: Technically speaking Osiris is god of the Afterlife
 BrowneePoints: Anubis is God of the Dead
   Anubis169: Anubis I got as an IRL nickname in school, there's a short anecdote about it
NikoSpud: Argh I knew it was one of those and didnt want to look it up
  r10pez10: literal egyptian god, say no more
 BrowneePoints: haha you're fine
BlackIsis: @Anubis169 Let me guess, you have the head of a dog?
   Anubis169: the 169, back on ye olden dayes of IRC, I was into video encoding
 BrowneePoints: depending on the age osiris doesn't exist and Anubis has that portfolio @NikoSpud
   Anubis169: and IRC doesn't allow colons : in your nickname as it's a service character
 SocraticMethod: @Anubis169 16:9? really?
   Anubis169: yyyyyyup
NikoSpud: Yeah the Egyptian Pantheon was much more fluid than later pantheons
   Anubis169: back before it got super popular, i had those numbers when 4:3 was still the standard
  TXC2: remember: Ancient Egypt covers like 5000 years of history, so A LOT of mythology builds and changes in that time 
   Anubis169: Yeah we didn't start using 16:9 until at least the era of Ramses II
 BrowneePoints: I just got mine cuz my last name is Brown, a Chem teacher in high school would call me "Brownie" and I was such an insufferable know it all in School if someone got something right in class he'd give them "Brownie Points" as a reference
NikoSpud: Yeah we are closer to the time of Cleopatra than she was to the start of what we term "Ancient Egypt"
   Anubis169: aww that's adorable BrowneePoints 
 Dalrint: What's th edifference between a run-through and surviving?
NikoSpud: Niko is my name and when I was young my parents called me Spud cos I got badly sunburnt and my skin started peeling. It kinda stuck
   Anubis169: Dalrint: The amount of nonchalance
 SocraticMethod: @Dalrint Found loot loses "found in raid" status so can't be turned in for quest and sold in flea market. Some extract quests do not trigger
 BrowneePoints: Plus BrowniePoints was taken when I switched from KaraoYoshi(portmanteau of Karaoke Yoshi) for a name with MUCH better branding
 BrowneePoints: so two ee's it was
  Juliamon: My first online handle was Brownee, my sister and I had abyssinian cat fursonas Brownee and Fuj
manfred909: propital is so chaep some players hotkey it in there rig
 Cavemanhar: caveman was a nickname in high school and har is the first 3 letters of my first name
 BrowneePoints: @Juliamon That is super cute!
NikoSpud: Thats awesome Juliamon
 SocraticMethod: @Dalrint To not get Run-through player needs to either get 150 Exp or be in raid for some amount of time, or extract in last X minutes for those that spawn in late
 BrowneePoints: @Juliamon i was gonna say lots more folks know me by my Sona(red panda's) name but it's hard to spin Rohan into a good screen name
 SocraticMethod: @Dalrint or 200 XP? not sure about that.
  Juliamon: (I eventually abandoned Brownee because people online thought I was actually Black when I am very very white)
 SocraticMethod: @Dalrint Basically it's there so players don't spawn in, loot the most expensive spawn and run to the extract.
 BrowneePoints: Ah yea I can see that. Mine's attached to my actual name so hey, I get to sidestep that lol
 betweenmyself: My first handle concept was taken on PSN and I don’t like the idea of affixing numbers or using 1337 to get something similar.  Was able to come up with something that agreed with my sensibilities with an additional inside joke just for me. 
  amative1: six-eyes
manfred909: eye pro is important
   Anubis169: 👀
 BrowneePoints: Oh I'm not gonna go into my Gaia Online/Xbox Live screen name days. ho boy we think dumb things are cool as kids lol
   Anubis169: amative1: 👀👀👀
 Zaghrog: I got into 40k with Orks and my handle is the name I gave to my Warboss (I was 12 at the time)
  TXC2: BrowneePoints  yes....as kids 
WitchyTQ: my first username was "nextdoorcutie"
   Anubis169: Aww 
WitchyTQ: if you think yours was embarrassing
  Juliamon: Accurate tho
   Anubis169: ^
NikoSpud: Witchy always been adorable
WitchyTQ: stop complimenting me i was sharing my dumb username you dorks
 Dalrint: @betweenmyself Betweenmyself is a great name, at least. I just used a fantasy name I made up for D&D when I was like...fourteen...
  TXC2: WitchyTQ  never! 
   Anubis169: tough, take the good vibes!
  Juliamon: TQ has always been a QT
NikoSpud: You will take our love and like iut Witchy!
 BrowneePoints: @TXC2 Luckily I have enough self examination to not still go around calling my "The Crimson Behemoth"
 beowuuf: i don't want to think  how long i've had this user name for but it's my original internet one
 BrowneePoints: calling myself*
WitchyTQ: booo
  TXC2: BrowneePoints  
 BrowneePoints: You know, Beawoof is another good name
 BrowneePoints: and Beuwuf
 TheAwkes: Phonetic respelling of Ox.
 BrowneePoints: @TheAwkes I legit thought your name was about the Bird
 beowuuf: wuuf is a character from the FTL game Dungeon Master, rather than my bad typing hitting me for once 
  Juliamon: someone's gotta have an awkward auk birdsona out there
  TXC2: this has been neat finding out about each other chat 
 SocraticMethod: If you have to ask about your ping, you can't afford it
 BrowneePoints: Remember when Europe has a "penguin" and hunted it to extinction? You were a real one Great Auk
 beowuuf: o7
 BrowneePoints: had*
 TheAwkes: I transitioned to this in Jr High after aging out of thinking being apathetic was cool with the previous handle CaptainApathy. This was in... 97-98?
   Anubis169: We had that during our summer in UK for about 6 days, my driveway melted its tarmat 
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: 1 or 2 days llike that is fine
   Anubis169: tarmac*
  TXC2: yeah we hit 40 for the first time ever, sucked 
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: @Anubis169 i fell of my bike last summer because the road had melted
 Kazman20a: what was it yesterday in new  hampshire they hit a record low of -78 c with the wind chill
  Juliamon: -108 on Mt Washington
   Anubis169: and conversely, Mt. Washington today hit -75C windchill (-108F)
 SnackPak_: that's impossibly cold
   Anubis169: that's "Freeze the surface of your eyes" levels of cold 
 BrowneePoints: I mean it was almost 4 years ago this week when I picked up my KH3 preorder in -54F Weather James
  Juliamon: It's all NH will have left after they take our primaries away
 betweenmyself: I live in the Bay Area.  I remember seeing maybe a half centimeter of snow in my neighborhood once when I was like five.
 TheAwkes: So, when are James and Serge going to tell us about the origins of their current usernames? 
  Juliamon: When I was young NH had three notable things: the Old Man, the first-in-the-nation primary, and Mt Washington
   Anubis169: what's a primary Julia?
  Juliamon: elections
 BrowneePoints: early election stuff. Iowa and New Hamp are the first 2 primaries
   Anubis169 gets out a book on US elections
  Juliamon: technically Iowa has caucus which is somehow different
  TXC2: Anubis169  you know that election the tory had last year, kinda like that
 BrowneePoints: We have primaries too, and caucus
 BrowneePoints: but yes Caucus is structurally different
  amative1: @Anubis169 Totally read that as "US electrons" and was wondering how particle physics change from country to country
NikoSpud: @BrowneePoints I read that as Primates and was shocked lol
  Juliamon: so both states get to be First In The Nation for something
   Anubis169: TXC2: Where they forcibly kick out the old leader and start iterating through new ones like trying on shoes?
   Anubis169: 
  Juliamon: and the plan to push South Carolina in front of both of them is a Big Deal for reasons I can't fathm
  TXC2: Anubis169  more like vote who gets to try to be president, but only some people can vote 
 BrowneePoints: @Juliamon but yea basically you go to a room, stand by your choice, if your choice doesn't have enough you have to rejoin another choice until there's a majority
 BrowneePoints: so I guess it's technically Ranked Choice voting?
   Anubis169:  JEBUS
MWGNZ:  
 betweenmyself: @browneepoints except you get to see how everyone else is voting if you have to change your vote, compared to rank choice
  Juliamon: (that said, Sununu is considering a presidential run over it and I'm OK if that means we can get his stupid ass out of the gov's seat for awhile)
 BrowneePoints: Mhmm. but there's talks of changing it cuz the last go around they tried to switch up how it worked and introduce an app(that was technically tied to a company ran by a candidate's spouse) and it was a *$#!show
  Juliamon: anyway... there's a game going, lmao
  TXC2: technology beyond pen and paper should never come within a mile of an election 
  TXC2: but yes back to the game
 betweenmyself: @browneepoints yeah, a lot of proposals for changing voting etc aren’t particularly well thought out
   Anubis169: Good shooting over the shoulder James!
  TXC2: James finaly used his shotgun!
 SocraticMethod: @TXC2 Dunno, I would like to collect the results faster than a man on a horseback. Ballots can stay as paper, though.
  TXC2: SocraticMethod  fair enough
   Anubis169: If anybody's currently dead, raise your hand
   Anubis169: All good? All good.
 BrowneePoints: does inside count?
twistedlock23: he was rocking that dong
 distrustingspectator: communication is fundamental for teamwork to be successful
   Anubis169: BrowneePoints: In the words of captain america, walk it off 
 SocraticMethod: @BrowneePoints have you tried Yoga 
  r10pez10: bad communication makes an ass out of u and me
Lysander_salamander: I wonder if the game would be improved with the addition of a grappling hook.
 distrustingspectator: agreed @r10pez10
   Anubis169: 
 fragilepaper: @Anubis169 I mis-read the word Walk because I live in the gutter. Took me reading it again to realise my mistake
 distrustingspectator: @BrowneePoints have you checked out Brazil's voting system? it's pretty awesome.
  TXC2: fragilepaper  both do relieve it some what yes 
   Anubis169: fragilepaper: whatever lights your fire, whatever floats your boat, whatever... screws your nut 
 fragilepaper: 
 BrowneePoints: @distrustingspectator Eh, I was mostly talking Civics since on stuff like that the Iowa Caucus gets brought up a lot and as a Native Iowan I can help explain what it is 
   Anubis169: <--- in the middle of writing a Uni paper
   Anubis169: gotta cram 1 and a half months worth of learning into 2 weeks 'cause my deadlines are when i'm out in japan
   Anubis169: and do a couple of papers
 BusTed: !advice
  LRRbot: Believe your Justice.
  TXC2: good luck with that Anubis169
 SocraticMethod: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Have a garage sale of everything alive.
 distrustingspectator: @BrowneePoints gotcha. Brazil has a fully digital voting system. they have high turn outs during voting days.
 creasehearst: there's also a lend lease item in East 306
 distrustingspectator: @Anubis169 a strong outline and a clear thesis statement will guide you through those papers. good luck.
 creasehearst: East 306
 distrustingspectator: james' shotgun looks like it ways 30 lbs.
 SocraticMethod: It's odd that for all their commitment to realism BSG hasn't introduced shotgun breaching.
  TXC2: distrustingspectator  it's probably only 15
 distrustingspectator: looks front heavy too
 SocraticMethod: Which one is it? MP-153?
 Sacrenos: !next
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  TXC2: !break
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 SocraticMethod: @distrustingspectator Anyway, if it's MP-153 it weights 8 lbs ingame and 7.7lbs IRL
DoodlestheGreat: Close enough.
 distrustingspectator: @SocraticMethod thank you for the factoid, fellow supernerd. supernerds of the world unite!
  TXC2: and we're back
 SocraticMethod: Horse might be worth it for that task?
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 SocraticMethod: The marketing speak combined with sloppy translation makes the item descriptions feel like they were made by ye olde BS generators
 SocraticMethod: For example, Redut-M: "Due to the optimized form of armor elements and the outer cover with a special damping-ventilation system, the Redut M armored vest has excellent functional qualities, which facilitates active actions"
BlackIsis: love to take active actions
  Juliamon: I love when my armor has functional qualities
JeremyDevoid: 120k thats like 10 items
  TXC2: I like that James is still on shotgun 
 Mr_Horrible: so wait, I'm late to the party, is this a new wipe?
 SocraticMethod: @Mr_Horrible Late, wipe was before christmas
 Mr_Horrible: ahhh, ty
 Mr_Horrible: for some reason I thought they were, like, bi-monthly
 SocraticMethod: Wipes are when BSG decides they  want fresh server state for patch
 Mr_Horrible:  fair
 Raincoast_Bear: Fun to watch Tarkov. I do like to explore and loot...
 GhostValv: saddo
 Lobo_Apache: Is it just me or is the scav spawn really low?
 EikoandMog: ULTRA Med doesn't pay off super often but when it does. Hoo boy.
BlackIsis: Why does Serge keep asking people to shoot him exactly?
 MrQBear: Healing XP
BlackIsis: Ah.
 EikoandMog: @BlackIsis Vitality skill requires being hit.
  amative1: FIVE!
 MrQBear: @BlackIsis Oh right, Vitality!
EmilyDefiesLogic: 
Dasbananas: whoa i did not know ya'll tark
 SocraticMethod: Vitality skill needs to be at certain level for some hideout upgrades.
WitchyTQ: !tarkov
  LRRbot: Wondering who that Australian man who's telling James what to do is? That's Funko, he's cool. Check him out at twitch.tv/el_funko
Dasbananas: do you need emercom key for vitamins?
WitchyTQ: lmao its just Funko in that command
  TXC2: !tarkovsquad
  LRRbot: Other members of the Tarkov Squad can be found at: Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager El_Funko: twitch.tv/El_Funko Joe Kim: twitch.tv/joekim Dylan: twitch.tv/VonShnigglewitz
WitchyTQ: ty TXC
 Lobo_Apache: James be jamming out
WitchyTQ: that is for when Funko was teaching James
  amative1: yeah, which was WAY too long ago to be relevant
WitchyTQ: mhmmm
  TXC2: wasn't that two years ago now? 
WitchyTQ: time is a lie
YoungByNature: OMG 7 runs and 7 deaths, I know you said this game had a steep learning curve but.... Now I have nothing left to enter a raid with lol
  amative1: !tarkov
  LRRbot: Other members of the Tarkov Squad can be found at: Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager El_Funko: twitch.tv/El_Funko Joe Kim: twitch.tv/joekim Dylan: twitch.tv/VonShnigglewitz
  amative1: THERE we go
Spanked42: @YoungByNature scav run my friend
  TXC2: !discord
  LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
Spanked42: I need to get in one of those discords
 creasehearst: if you're fully ruined, you can also reset your account to get the starter gear back, but that will also delete all your quest and levelling progress
YoungByNature: Cool, will take a look and beg for help 
YoungByNature: Im level 1 so no biggy lol
Dasbananas: i deleted my starting gear at the start of this wipe
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: unstable pings tend to indicate international routing problems...
 duskcheetah: @YoungByNature I'd specifically recommend watching a guide on how to do a factory scav run. It's not the most lucrative, but it's easy to learn as a beginner and will help get you off the ground
Dasbananas: take some drugs and sprint into the mall
 stizzet: that is a very long gun. can you actually turn around in a room with that?
  TXC2: if the room's big enough yeah
  amative1: gonna be close...
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: the room moves for you
Dasbananas: worst spawn 
 stizzet: I'm very disappointed, the in-game visual doesn't reflect the wait screen.
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Dasbananas: killa never spawns for me 
 EikoandMog: 
Boon_33: sounds like a party
  TXC2: who ever they are, they had a lot of bullets 
MWGNZ: TXC2 level boss
Dasbananas: killa's rpk go brrrrrrrrrrr
  TXC2: MWGNZ  ah I see
Dasbananas: the cool thing about killa is that he protects your insured gear 
YoungByNature: @duskcheetah  Thanks for the info, Have managed to kill at least one person each time with headshot but end up dead before I can even find an extract lol
 EikoandMog: rip Funko.
thefightnerd: these boys sound so crunchy with all their gear
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 BusTed: 
Dasbananas: mosin man gets freaky
 SocraticMethod: Killa having a party over there
Dasbananas: killa is always dressed to party
 Raincoast_Bear: Coffee? That's a good idea - enjoy your food!
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: IRL food
  TXC2: !break
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  TXC2: right chat I'm off
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myrelurker: goodnight
 laundreydhull: They'll Scav
 laundreydhull: They'll Raid,... Two Survives...!!
TheAinMAP: 
 Riiiiiiis: Hello Bakc I'm Riiiis
 Riiiiiiis: dammit 
 Raincoast_Bear: @James_LRR Congratulation on your first game of Kill Team. I'm looking forward to more minis games on LRR.     
 creasehearst: so when you get Funko to paint you more minis?
 Lobo_Apache: This is the Way
 Raincoast_Bear: MCP is quite popular. Getting stuff painted can be a challenge. There is probably someone in the LRR community or the Victoria minis scene who can help you with that.
 Mr_Horrible: to be fair, Pedro Pascal is always hot
 Riiiiiiis: I like that I have no idea who that is 
 Raincoast_Bear: Wonder Woman 1984
 laundreydhull: weh!?
 Raincoast_Bear: I'll probably tune in today. I have not played the game.
 Lobo_Apache: Now I'm sitting here worried that they kill off the gays or fridge another wife
 SocraticMethod: Partnership being romantic was part of optional content.
 brainbosh: Oh did they cut out thattrope?
 laundreydhull: kingmake, kingmake, kin-make,....!!
ReaperTitan152001: can we get serge cam for a couple of the runs?
Spanked42: god spawn
 Raincoast_Bear: @ReaperTitan152001 That would be cool. I don't know if Tarkov can do that.
 GhostValv: wowie
 SocraticMethod: @ReaperTitan152001 Serge needs to discord stream his perspective and James has to add it to his scene. Dunno if James' PC can handle it
 GhostValv: as an extension to that, most of the split perspective streams have to have someone on tech (in office I think). this stream I think is just James streaming from his setup with audio piped in.
 LurkerSpine: 100 good raid
 GhostValv:  
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 SocraticMethod: @GhostValv James managed to split-screen stream minecraft from home office. But mincraft is not that demanding
MechaKuuga: Long gun is long
MWGNZ: tarkov lan!
Angreed66: It works well with party games not so much first person shooters
 SnackPak_: that would be a blast
 62MGcobra: GL El_Funko
 Kanadinbacon221: heck yeah. glad i can catch a bit of a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh one more live
 Alas_Babylon: No lie, a Tarkov LAN with the five of y'all would be my ideal LRR stream, I'd be that hyped for it
 Alas_Babylon: That sounds enormously rad and incredibly difficult to pull together
manfred909: you need a Corsair Sponser and just get 5 ONEs
 Easilycrazyhat: Such good shootybois
 Lobo_Apache: "Ever Alert"--James Turner seconds before the headeyes
 MrQBear: Good ol Trainhole
 MrQBear: It even rhymes. Clearly that must be the name.
  amative1: I definitely remember James doing this one then dying two weeks ago
 brainbosh: Ooof, I just hopped in a scav raid on interchange where the plane sound bugged out and was on the ENTIRE time
tycoonbosh: 'Afternoon y'all. Who is James playing with today?
 Ivalenz_: !tarkov
  LRRbot: Other members of the Tarkov Squad can be found at: Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager El_Funko: twitch.tv/El_Funko Joe Kim: twitch.tv/joekim Dylan: twitch.tv/VonShnigglewitz
tycoonbosh: Thanks @Ivalenz_
 Saintnex: Is this the new map? Because it looks really nice
HoneyJack07: That a quote
MWGNZ: Saintnex it is a new map!
 Saintnex: @mwgnz thanks for the confirmation!
 Alas_Babylon: H e y b r o
 SocraticMethod: Bro
 Alas_Babylon: Bro, let's unite
 Vanbael: Hey bro
 Robot_Bones: Big Apple 3AM
 MrQBear: @Robot_Bones Let's kick shell?
 Nigouki: show dog
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markaci: \o/
 GhostValv:   
 NotCainNorAbel: 
MWGNZ:   
 Wondermoo:   
 Raincoast_Bear:    
7gorobei: FSR is agnostic
 GhostValv: 
 SocraticMethod: Mmm, the peaness
aClonedPickle: p e a w e t
 Lobo_Apache: We went back to 2010 with one setting
 Mr_Horrible: something just unbelievably "Tarkov" about eating peas straight from the can while trying to leave a combat zone
 Alas_Babylon: Welcome to TAPKOB
 Mr_Horrible: Everyone dies?
Boon_33: TPK
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 SocraticMethod: Everyone dies to a hacker?
 Mr_Horrible: Ah cahn't beleav you've dahn this, joe
 Alas_Babylon: "You're in my way, sir."
 SocraticMethod: Is VSS as good as I remember it being against kitted out players?
 Raincoast_Bear: Can't get gun around corner of hallway. Like 10' pole ina dungeon.
 SocraticMethod: Pivot!
BrookJustBones: I don't wanna complain about adds, streamers should get paid. But shouldn't LRR running regular add breaks prevent mid raid adds?
 Mr_Horrible: BrooksJustBones theoretically yes, but Twitch is notoriously bad about following its own posted rules regarding adds
 Mr_Horrible: *ads
 Mr_Horrible: I've seen some instances of viewers getting ads on channels they're subbed to recently
BrookJustBones: Weird, it has happened twice on this stream today, but not before as far as I can remember
  Juliamon: BrookJustBones Can you DM me more info? I'll pass it on to LRR
 NotCainNorAbel: did JoeKim restart his client?
 Mr_Horrible: Joe slowly shifting into an alternate reality
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 SocraticMethod: it was a F i r e f i g h t!
 LurkerSpine: finding that canister was a pain in the ass
 LurkerSpine: check under the beds, the dead bodies, and the shelves
 LurkerSpine: it's like a metal cylinder
 LurkerSpine: it's tough to find and blends in with everything
 gualdhar: went to my normal shawarma place today, ordered a wrap... they wrapped it wrong, the foil was on the outside and the paper bag/pocket inside... very messy to eat
 Mr_Horrible: remarkably sturdy vase
 LurkerSpine:   
 GhostValv: 
 Mr_Horrible: *low whistle*
 Lobo_Apache: James got the snipes today
 Barb4rian: mawp
 Mr_Horrible: noice
 brainbosh: Yeah it is unbearable for the entire raid
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 yalc321: 69 months oh a good good crew, nice
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 SocraticMethod: Daily reset!
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sadfleck: howdy gamers how's it going
sadfleck:   
 Mr_Horrible: the chainlet is like the auth token in this case 
 LurkerSpine: lots of good loot on reserve
myrelurker: Gotta say UK peeps rarely get the chance to see things live
myrelurker: Happy to be here
TacitusVigil: Hello all, how are the video James going?
 Wicker_Guide: watch James dig a whole for himself
TacitusVigil: Take a shot every time James falls playing Minecraft! 
 Raincoast_Bear: Morning Minecraft come watch James will fall down hole.    
 SocraticMethod: Finally an use for smoke nades?
 brainbosh: Getting the lighthouse opened is such a quest chain tho
 SocraticMethod: Swapping to secondary is faster than reloading 
 EMNetwork: predator noises
 LurkerSpine: south west of the chopper
ProphetOfAres: woah tarkov
 Lobo_Apache: Tarkov, Nikita's Perfect Game
ProphetOfAres: this game hurts me
 SocraticMethod: Looks like you might have confused Dylan's corpse for Joes?
 SocraticMethod: https://clips.twitch.tv/SourMildTurnipBabyRage-80NXvXjt_JGHxC55
frank_the_great: Howdy JAmes, howdy chat, how's it going?
ProphetOfAres: reserve is the worst
ProphetOfAres: there is a glitch that makes pmcs invisible
 SocraticMethod: Looks like someone was shooting from right side of the tunnel room, the ricochets were hitting left side of the open door
 SocraticMethod: So I don't thinkJames pushed far enough to see whoever was shootin
myrelurker: @frank_the_great it sure is going 
ProphetOfAres: i just looked at the clip and yall went to d2 which is a sewer that is filled with rats like me
 SocraticMethod: Looking back trough the video I don't think James was ever in position to see that PMC. They might just have been invis only to Joe
Mazrae: is it still going or is this the end
MWGNZ: still going
  SergeYager: going for about another 3 hours
TacitusVigil: 24 hour stream confirmed 
 Ivalenz_: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 5:05:06.
 LordZarano: !updog
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1d, 11:38:20. 
ProphetOfAres: dont go to d2 unless you can handle the rat infestation
TacitusVigil: Destiny 2 does *not* have a rat infestation...unless you're counting the Drifter.
ProphetOfAres: check every corner, prefire and use grenades to clear d2
 fiftymcnasty: I see you have The Mandalorian on your team
ProphetOfAres: best advice. but sometimes you just get impact grenaded
 Lobo_Apache: @fiftymcnasty This is the Way
  amative1: @fiftymcnasty James had FOUR Mandalorians on his team... only one hasn't died yet
ProphetOfAres: reserve only easy extract is d2 so everyone just funnels down there
ProphetOfAres: and the rats feast
TacitusVigil: So what is their clan name?
TacitusVigil: Clan Beej?
 Alas_Babylon: Cheeky Breeky Tarky Malarky
ProphetOfAres: lighthouse is one of my favorites
Mazrae: is it down to two now
ProphetOfAres: the rogues are crazy and they added more mines
 Lobo_Apache: Oh, just realized you're using the Insurance Fraud gun
TacitusVigil: Today is gonna be the day that he's gonna bring back the loot.
 e_bloc: 566 i have enjoyed this Tarkov and chill stream
 Lobo_Apache: 666 bits, I see you e_bloc
ProphetOfAres: bishop buildings have more food
ProphetOfAres: woah yall are a big clump of pmcs
ProphetOfAres: <message deleted>TOUCH THE TANK
  Sarah_Serinde: ProphetOfAres Easy on the backseating and the shouting, please
  r10pez10: !advice
  LRRbot: You don't have to be a business monkey to get up to monkey business.
 GapFiller: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Hug the tentacles.
BlackIsis: Well, that's perfectly good advice there.
 Lord_Hosk: They headshot you with a luger from that far?
  amative1: wow, 2 people about to get BIG payouts
 RockPusher: !search for treasure
  LRRbot: You find: a silverfish!
obionedrop: @amative1 i put in 1k and got like 225k back lol
 knightWarrior82: Is this like PUBG
 RockPusher bops the silverfish with a pickaxe - now there are 3 silverfish
BlackIsis: @knightWarrior82 Not really.
 Alas_Babylon: @knightWarrior82 Vaguely, but you're moreso playing to complete objectives and the other players and NPCs are obstacles
 Alas_Babylon: And you can keep and lose loot on each run
 LurkerSpine: good old cheaters
 Alas_Babylon: There's a *lot* more to it than that, but suffice to say... not really
 RockPusher:   
 Mr_Horrible: @RockPusher who taught the silverfish to hide inside other silverfish?!
 knightWarrior82: @alas_babylon Thank You
 angryoptimist: Unionise Scavs!
 EikoandMog: nice
 Mr_Horrible: RizzRat, the rat with the rizz
 SocraticMethod: Clipping tool stopped working properly, but here's that shot at sus player https://clips.twitch.tv/GloriousGracefulCheetahHumbleLife-bFfKK4Jqk69cfQhc
myrelurker: The lets nope steam might be playing based on user names
 Lobo_Apache: That should be at least a chest shot, so that guy would have been fuuuucked up
 TheElrad: I mean, if they are cheating you might have just hit him but not cause he's cheating?
 SocraticMethod: And here's James getting sniped: https://clips.twitch.tv/AstuteTawdryReindeerMrDestructoid-btoYVoan9uZKQyWI
 LurkerSpine: what flare was that?
 brainbosh: Do scavs still aggro you if you smoke grenade them?
 Mr_Horrible: scavs have lever privileges 
 BrookJustBones: What changes on the map if you turn on power?
 Lobo_Apache: @BrookJustBones an extract opens up underneath the mall and one of the main loot rooms also becomes unlockable
 BrookJustBones: Ah cool, so even seeing it on you don't know for sure why someone did it
Boon_33: ba dum tish
 Raincoast_Bear:      Haha
DarthRagnar815:   
 GhostValv: 
 Ivalenz_: 
 SocraticMethod: 
AtriaVentrica: rule 1 of tarkov: don't make calls for someone else's location haha
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MWGNZ: 
 xantos69: Womp Womp
 SocraticMethod: 
 Sogheim: 
 Lord_Hosk: Its the hosklings, they are streamsniping you
 CaptainSpam: Good ol' Inventory Tetris.
ghyllnox: Throw something in the pot, I've got 250k on extract
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: we haven't had a good lag out yet i don't think
 Lobo_Apache: 20x-50x, you can see the hair follicles
 MrQBear: 50K on Death. ' <'
Angreed66: I prefer a lopsided payout
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 Lobo_Apache: Can we do a secondary survey on if Serge will keep the mando helment for the rest of the stream?
 TheElrad: so, Serge wins the ice cream
19 raiders from sugarsh0t have joined!
 Spacecarl:   
sugarsh0t: yoooo
ghyllnox: Hell yeah
sugarsh0t: Skyrim!!
 rubikdarkwill: Shoots the mans everyone
sugarsh0t: oh PoE too
markaci: \o/ God server twice in one show?
sugarsh0t: I have no life now!!
WriterRaven: She fell in a hole!
sugarsh0t: today in Skyrim I reunited two ghost couples and then fell in a hole
sugarsh0t: tomorrow we'll see if i can get out of the hole
Taligan: Play video games because you choose to have many lives, not just one!
Wilcroft: fell in a hole? music to James' ears
sugarsh0t: i touched an orb!! and it put me in a hole!!
 Saintnex: uhhh?
sugarsh0t: the orb was shiny and making jingly jangly noises. i had no chance
 GhostValv:  ?
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 Wicker_Guide: Serge, You are probably going to be responsible for the organization
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sugarsh0t: ugh it's so damn moreish for me
  r10pez10: do not eat the delicious orbs
sugarsh0t: one more cave, one more bandit encampment
  r10pez10: !onemore
  LRRbot: ONE MORE!
 Kazman20a: I mean do we blame Dylan or Serge  for telling Dylan to kill him
 ShaneLeeAtk: There was a head there and now there isn't
MWGNZ:   
TheWanderingNomad: @ShaneLeeAtk Now it's over there....and there....and over there...
HoloTheWiseWolf_: is there a way to delay loading the next round so you can see if you got them?
ghyllnox: Aww man, landmines weren't in the pool
 brainbosh: @HoloTheWiseWolf_ Holding down the fire button will wait iirc
 EikoandMog: 
 brainbosh: No there are mines in rocks
 brainbosh: oops
MWGNZ: 
 SocraticMethod: 'Tis is a silly place
 brainbosh: Good news is no one can steal his stuff
MWGNZ: tarkov landmine areas have infinite landmines
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/AcceptableSlickPeachMingLee-2jRvIFaE7ZMHLtYS
Sharkfists: and no warning signs for them? *death to not reading the patch notes*
 SocraticMethod: The first one is a warning mine
iarethel0ser: And if it kills you it warned very effectively.
 SocraticMethod: 2 mines to kill from full health
 SocraticMethod: So you know, principle of touching a hot stove applies
 SocraticMethod: Serge keeps walking in front of when James is scoping in. I'm suprised there hasn't been TKs so far
 SocraticMethod: Unintentional TKs I mean, the ones so far were intentional
 Lobo_Apache: @SocraticMethod I'm just saying... leave no mando alive
 ShaneLeeAtk: Are Tarkovians good swimmers?
 NotCainNorAbel: They are very hydrophobic
 SocraticMethod: @ShaneLeeAtk About as good as witches in Oz
 ShaneLeeAtk: You say that... and I have been humming Wicked songs all day.
SnowBuddy18: @SocraticMethod to be fair, that was only the 1 witch
 Master_Gunner: Hammer? What is this, Fortnite?
 NotCainNorAbel: or counter-snipe
 ShaneLeeAtk: Snipe/CounterSnipe
 SocraticMethod: @SnowBuddy18 We can extrapolate that in Oz weakness of witches is water or barns
SnowBuddy18: except we can't, because we learn it's something specific to her, it's a health condition
 NotCainNorAbel: @SnowBuddy18 We have no proof that the landing killed the witch.  She might have been dead when the structure landed.
SnowBuddy18: I'm more willing to extrapolate that houses are a weakness  than water
 ShaneLeeAtk: It was awfully convenient that there were so many Munchkins around...
 SocraticMethod: @SnowBuddy18 The only way to do literary analysis is to take single
markaci: \o/
 SocraticMethod: example and extrapolate further
Wilcroft: 
 Aarek: built different
 SocraticMethod: (The witches and water have some folkloric connections but that's because usually it was allegory to baptism)
MWGNZ: might have been the collateral damage bug  that killed Joe?
 SocraticMethod: Joe stepped on two mines back to back, right?
Sharkfists: I still think they should slap down a "warning: mines" sign there
 Lobo_Apache: FUNKO.... I was loading in to do just that
 LurkerSpine: not it
 dunderhosen: insurance comes back... Prapor says "15 of my scavs died to bring back this gear. i hope you're happy"
  amative1: nope, don't have it
 Lobo_Apache: I'm in MST, so... Maybe?
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 tdfox12: I  been Watching your guys  for a couple  years
Sharkfists: overall accuracy: 50%. it either hits or it doesn't
  ritchards: any sign of vehicles coming to Tarkov?
 SocraticMethod: Not that I've seen. I don't think the engine could handle it
 Lobo_Apache: @ritchards Eventually in streets. It's suppose to be part of a faction that tries to murder you
 Saintnex: That sounds interesting, though I wonder how they will balance the time in raid with the fast travel
MidoriTamago: do labs!
 Lobo_Apache: So the time in raid/fast travel won't be in the full release. It will be a continous world without wipes
ghyllnox: Oh, I would not have bet 250k on you extracting from labs 
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Spanked42: I save lab keycards - just the ones that let you go there - but don't know my way around enough to use them
Spanked42: Just gonna load in and get head tapped 5 seconds in
Spanked42: well, just got a 145k on a scav case return
Spanked42: 145k key*
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 DiscordianTokkan: (I'm back from dinner and Tarkky is still happening, hooray!)
 gravity_pike: who is "Grant Patrick"?
TwitchTVsFrank: cookies pog!
 Saintnex: ooh, what kind of cookies?
Spanked42: oh man I wanna make cookies
 Saintnex: Ooooh dang, that sounds fantastic
Shampp: woa woa woa... are you telling me you guys also play eft?! who's all playing?
Anexmedia: Eyy, are we flush with LEDXs yet?
 SocraticMethod: !tarkov
  LRRbot: Other members of the Tarkov Squad can be found at: Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager El_Funko: twitch.tv/El_Funko Joe Kim: twitch.tv/joekim Dylan: twitch.tv/VonShnigglewitz
 gravity_pike: ah, gotcha
manfred909:   
 SocraticMethod: Dylan had to go, but rest of the squad is still playing
Shampp: ooh it's so hard to run with 4, we also step on eachother's toes and get eachother killed
Shampp: always, not also*
Spanked42: you can use it to trade for other stuff
Shampp: in group thats a good call, im used to being petty and keeping it from everyone else (enemies)
  Juliamon: Shampp A nonzero number of team kills have happened today.
Spanked42: If you need it for one of the health station upgrades I feel it's worth sticking it in the case lol but I guess otherwise yeah it's meh
Shampp: OH I just realized the stream time
Shampp: dang
Anexmedia: Well someone always has to black out one of Joe's arms, that's just tradition
  Juliamon: Yeah, you've got lots of VOD to watch later
Anexmedia: that I started
  Juliamon: (and past VODs, if you're only just learning of James' Tarkov addiction!)
Shampp: Yea I watch almost everything LRR does in vod form lol, i just never am online
Shampp: This is new info to me for sure.. I mostly binge Lets Nope or MTG content
  Juliamon: Shampp Most of them are at the back of this playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsy9DTCWSlngsA7Ciiw8trFXasQbmsnBe
  Juliamon: But the *earliest* Tarkov streams were a Play it Forward starting here: https://youtu.be/w41x0XF8B6s
TheAinMAP: 
 Ivalenz_: 
ghyllnox: Ah well
 GhostValv: in the words of John Sekiro: "Hesitation is defeat"
 GhostValv: 
BrindleBoar: F
 GhostValv: 
  amative1: GhostValv!
 fiftymcnasty: Oh boy
 I_Am_Clockwork: a valv for ghosts!
 DiscordianTokkan: One of Us
 TheWriterAleph: don't get shot, ghostvalv 
 SocraticMethod: He looks like twich chat
 EikoandMog: GhostValv! It's your time to shine!
 Lobo_Apache: Don't Die!
 Saintnex: aww I wanted to rule the world too 
 GhostValv: I'm dead aren't I
 EikoandMog: So very, very dead.
  Juliamon: the Scav-a-Day Calendar
 EikoandMog: Yuou'd be surprised how quick that'd happen.
Lysander_salamander: wow
 dunderhosen: i reckon it'd only take a week at most
 DeM0nFiRe: Scavdvent Calendar
 dunderhosen: well, unless you get killed often
 e_bloc: if you die in tarkov you die on youtube
 dunderhosen: if it's only 1 run a day and you get killed then yeah that would suck...
 Raincoast_Bear: I don't know. Serge named one of his X-Com guys Raincoast Bear and he died on the next mission. 
 brainbosh: But what if you die and come back in the same ep as their distraught brother looking for them? 
  Juliamon: Roll for Scavwich
 arkham1981: Super fun
TwitchTVsFrank: sounds like a lot of work
 NotCainNorAbel: Juliamon that is very good
 DiscordianTokkan: Roll for Scavwich is VERY strong
 dunderhosen: you could do a test pilot episode now  give him a backstory as you play
 SocraticMethod: Soda Popinskyj, 2nd generation american expat.
 dunderhosen: in a row?
 fiftymcnasty: I'm sure there are no more PMCs in here
 Ivalenz_: 
 GhostValv: 
 SocraticMethod: Pistol ammo so far in wipe is going to be spicy
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 Saintnex: I believe in you GhostValv! kinda... like 7/10?
 dunderhosen: my last scav got killed running to extract by a PMC who literally put "GetCamped" in their name. gotta love tarkov players.
 NotCainNorAbel: you showed that shelving who's boss
 GhostValv: 
 dunderhosen: that shelving could have been a traitor scav!
 SK__Ren: That was some A-team shooting
 JoeKim: we're out
 GhostValv: 
 Raincoast_Bear: Screwdriver Quest(tm)!
  Juliamon: GhostItems
 Lobo_Apache: Ahh Tarkov, Nikita's perfect game
BrindleBoar: fun times in Tarkov 
DarthRagnar815:  items
 DiscordianTokkan: The Ghost Hoses and Protein Shake bottle
 Lobo_Apache: wait... What's it a hose?.... A ghost Hose for a Ghost Valv!
 Lobo_Apache: James, that's called a death flag
 GhostValv: 
 TheWriterAleph: oh no is ghostvalv one day away from retirement...?
 DiscordianTokkan: GhosScalv was 5 days away from Scav Retirement
 Robot_Bones: He had booze to bring home, mother would not beat him that day
 dunderhosen: if he's one day from retirement and still lives with mom, she's doing well
 NotCainNorAbel:  -> 
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh no! Allergies!
BrindleBoar: big covid mood
 dunderhosen: was that 7 minutes already?
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 GhostValv: 
 GhostValv: woot
 TheWriterAleph: 
  ritchards: a story for all agexs
 DiscordianTokkan: 
TwitchTVsFrank: 
 cmdrelk: 
 SnackPak_: 
 duskcheetah: good job GhostValv!!
TheAinMAP: 
Lysander_salamander: yay
 SocraticMethod: 
 Lobo_Apache: Does this mean all scavs are GhostValv until they...."retire"?
 Raincoast_Bear: So the roll of James' Scave buddies began: GhostValv - Survived!
 fiftymcnasty: Im glad we work out in full battle gear
 DiscordianTokkan: ScavJames needs more milk in their diet
epicduece: lmao
 Twilight_Spark: I hate it when I go to the gym, doublefist dumbbells completely unspotted, then break my arms.
 Saintnex: Just casual multi arm breaks
 Twilight_Spark: Happens at least 3 times a year.
 dunderhosen: @fiftymcnasty the full battle gear is only we _only_ break arm. without gear, failure would be much worse.
 fiftymcnasty: They should add some realism, you should have to wait 12 weeks for your arm to heal
 betweenmyself: So close to filling up those lines and dumping a bunch of random gear on your opponent’s screen. 
Anubis169 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 110 months, currently on a 110 month streak!
  Anubis169: 110 months of sub on the wall, 110 months of sub! Sit on a pot, Line up a shot, I can't see if i hit it or not~
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Anubis169! (Today's storm count: 23)
Lysander_salamander: that sounds pretty cool
owen_thunderguns01 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 26 months!
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   Anubis169: 
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
Lysander_salamander: 
 LurkerSpine: just pound diet coke
 TemporallyAwry: Old coffee isn't iced Coffee  ...
   Anubis169: Lysander_salamander... Gustav is that you?
ghyllnox: Lmao saying that in chat with Serge
 Firnsarwen: Very delayed, but I like the idea of the daily Scav Story 
 CataclysmicReverb: cold brew is similar to that but doesnt taste stale
 LurkerSpine: you need the FIR Ledx to craft the Ledx
 Lord_Hosk: to have washington on your side?
Lysander_salamander: @Anubis169 yes that was me
   Anubis169: eyy, ok new nickname
manfred909: and james just jinxed it
Lysander_salamander: Felt the Gustav wasn't me anymore
   Anubis169: felt a bit more lizard-like eh? 
 fiftymcnasty: I think it was the lighthouse where Joe walked into mines?
Lysander_salamander: @Anubis169 kind of.   Working on a new fursona and everything.
   Anubis169: lizards don't have fur though x_x
   Anubis169: (i kid  )
Lysander_salamander: 
TherapyforNarwhals: Wait this game is still in beta? Jeez I'm impressed
BrindleBoar: it's fine, because salamanders aren't lizards 
Lysander_salamander: if you want to divide things down, some folks call those in the reptile and aphibian persona "scalies."
 LurkerSpine: 7 years p-sure
jessicaengle: Hey Chat.  Did they escape?
 LurkerSpine: 27 July 2017
 fiftymcnasty: It was on 18 games and counting I think
ghyllnox: Amen
TherapyforNarwhals: 7d2d is so good
 xantos69: I love that game!
 TheWriterAleph: 7 Days was one of the first Early Access games
TwitchTVsFrank: and you survived i think
ghyllnox: It definitely is still in beta though, it needs some work
epicduece: is 7 days alpha or beta?
 Raincoast_Bear: We play 7D2D. Does Beta status even mean anything anymore?
Lysander_salamander: They have both escaped and never escaped.  They are schodinger's escapees.  Eternalism to the rescue.
 fiftymcnasty: Does James need armor
DrBatman0 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 4 months, currently on a 2 month streak!
 DrBatman0: Been watching since 2007, but happy to be in a position to sub now!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, DrBatman0! (Today's storm count: 25)
Lysander_salamander: congrats on being here that long
 betweenmyself: @lysander_salamander and yet in every reality they snap their twig arms while pumping iron.
ghyllnox: Oh, you're right @epicduece , it's in alpha 😂
epicduece: seems crazy to still be in alpha, lol
 DrBatman0: @Lysander_salamander thank you! I started watching just before "Somebody Has to Change" was put up on the website, which I think was August 2007?
  Juliamon: ooh that's a classic!
zunniest subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 37 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, zunniest! (Today's storm count: 26)
 DrBatman0: I don't normally watch this stream (I was watching a different video, and Ben made An Hilarious joke about not forgetting to use your prime subscription, so I came to use it here)... Does this game have holes for James to fall in?
 Raincoast_Bear: Not nearly enough.
  Juliamon: It kinda does, depending on the map
 xantos69: @DrBatman0 I mean falling damage is a thing here.
Spanked42: Resort building they're going into does infact have holes in the floor
 DrBatman0: Can one of you, please, in your worst Australian accent, greet my wife Steph?
 Earthenone: !holes
  LRRbot: Do you ever just think about holes?
 DrBatman0: @Spanked42 what a great resort?
 DrBatman0: @LRRbot Beej: "Sexpoint!"
 TemporallyAwry: !findquote teamwork
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Sorator13 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 21 months!
 Sorator13: Tarkov? In this economy?!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Sorator13! (Today's storm count: 27)
 Sorator13: Thought y'all would be done before I got home from work; this is a treat!
MWGNZ: 
Spanked42: poor man
Spanked42: just unfortunate timing
 EikoandMog: James the bully.
Spanked42: just trying to tag that helicopter
Spanked42: Look, an hole
Spanked42: Did you loot your kill, James?>
 Raincoast_Bear: No. Unlooted kill by helicopter
Spanked42: alright, not even getting the dog tag?
  ritchards: is this made in Unity?
Spanked42: smh
 Lobo_Apache: Stab them... STAAAAAB THEM
 NotCainNorAbel: P91
myrelurker: Interesting that friendly fire is as dangerous as real life
 Friedent: P90X?
MWGNZ: whole hidden stash of ledx's
twistedlock23: I've been running a p90 for a bit and it seems to be working well despite the bad ammo
  amative1: You won't shoot the Scavs... but will you shoot Serge?
 Lobo_Apache: I got 1500, what's that worth?
manfred909: 
 Lobo_Apache: 100  shoot him 10 times
 Raincoast_Bear: It's been a fun watch. I should probably try it out.
 Raincoast_Bear: You did shoot Serge
 TemporallyAwry: You did it for free 
 NotCainNorAbel: np
 Raincoast_Bear: They died tagging a helicopter. Totally worth it.
 Kazman20a: can't forget Serge had Dylan kill him once
  ritchards: I said "Good Day!" sir!
 LurkerSpine: 42 sounds brutal
 Firnsarwen: Thanks for the stream, James, Funko, Joe and Serge!     Have a good time of day, everyone! 
 TheWriterAleph: Thanks for the stream!
  amative1: !tarkov
  LRRbot: Other members of the Tarkov Squad can be found at: Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager El_Funko: twitch.tv/El_Funko Joe Kim: twitch.tv/joekim Dylan: twitch.tv/VonShnigglewitz
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 NotCainNorAbel: Thanks for the fun times
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
  amative1: !discord
  LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
 Lord_Hosk: wait, you have a youtube channel?
 Sorator13: o/
 Phailhammer: cya 
 chrono2x:   
 Firnsarwen: Consummate Professional
 TemporallyAwry: Aren't we supposed to say Dingle the Bingel 
 xantos69: 50 Bits!
  amative1: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Everhood) at Sun 04:00 PM PST (21:03 from now).
Lysander_salamander: Have a good evening!  Thanks for being here
myrelurker: Dingle the bingle!
 NotCainNorAbel: I didn't hear the !!
  amative1: Ring the Thing!
  amative1: ages?
  amative1: ages!
 Sorator13: oooooh
 Sorator13: another monikers stream, I'm excited
 TheWriterAleph: just sounds like a normal LRR sketch
 Sorator13: and a bonus stream? sweet!
  Juliamon: LRR sponcon best sponcon
 coachNelly: Hype!
  amative1: hashtagsponsoredhashtagcontent
 Sorator13: LRR's executive suite?
 Firnsarwen: 
  Juliamon: (longest-tenured, not necessarily oldest)
  ritchards: Beej is Designated Survivor
TheAinMAP: Sounds like the start of a year-long 20th anniversary celebration. 
 Sorator13: @ritchards god help us all
 TheWriterAleph: thx James!
 Firnsarwen: thanks James!
 Firnsarwen: wooo!
 pn55: 
 SnackPak_: 
 Firnsarwen: byeeeee
 Saintnex: Bye James!
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