Rhythm Cafe || Everhood

  Juliamon: oh, neat
 accountmadeforants: It also has a photosensitivity accessibility option, because wild light shows and screen effects. Though surprisingly (to the devs), even without that option those effects aren't actually the kind that are likely to induce seizures: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1229380/view/3060737864919459238
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 TehAmelie: shalom
 DarkMorford: Wazzup
 TehAmelie: i've been chuckling for two minutes since i made a "captain's logs" joke
 Earthenone: based on the title and the fact that ben played it, i assume this will be a indie rhythm game with cute animals
 Earthenone: 
 DarkMorford: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Everhood) at Sun 04:00 PM PST (0s ago).
TheDailyMapleSyrup: 
 TehAmelie: 
 RandomTrivia:  !
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Today on Rhythm Cafe, Heather and Ian are going to check out Everhood for the first time! | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FoPXLFIaUAIk2zL.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1622384529033019393
RandomTrivia: @DarkMorford 
 DarkMorford:  
colin_the_fool: everhood!
 Pteraspidomorphi: Earthenone: This is a pretty hardcore rhythm game if going for completion
 iris_of_ether: After watching Ben play this on his home stream awhile ago, I'm looking forward to how it goes today!
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umaami: everhood!!!!!
SaxPython: funky beats 
SaxPython: !bgc
 DarkMorford: !bgc
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TheDailyMapleSyrup: 1 music this time!
 BusTed: Hallo.
 TehAmelie: greetings!
DEATHlikescats: Just finished rewatching road quest. I know a series 2 isn’t in the cards now, but it was such a great series. One can hope
 Earthenone: @RandomTrivia congrats, i wish you luck!
 korvys: Rank LRR members on a scale from Matt to Adam
 TehAmelie: congrats, guess we'll meet in the off hours :3
 RandomTrivia: @Earthenone Thank you 
  mtvcdm: How much louder can you get compare to how loud people think you are
SaxPython: zoooom
 RandomTrivia: Gotta... type fast... I guess
 TehAmelie: speaking of things on racetracks. . .?
 kusinohki: I just want consistency when there's a group.  I don't like it when I can't hear one person, but another is making my ears hurt.
  mtvcdm: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/UeSFaKXDOJk/hqdefault.jpg
goombalax: Sim Racers are known for using the mouse and keyboard exclusively
 korvys: Like a sushi train
 Travilogue: Like conveyor belt sushi, but for keyboards
  mtvcdm: I want a sushi conveyor belt in my house
 RandomTrivia: So Ian wants a Wallace & Gromit train set
 TehAmelie: hmm how many sushi chefs would you need working in shifts? it could be doable
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Cherry Blue, love a satisfying click
 kusinohki: *sings*  they are keyboards.  put them on the train....
  mtvcdm: SUSHI TERRORISM
 RandomTrivia:   
OhGodAGod: Some people just DESERVE a death sentence
SaxPython: but think of *not* the children
 LordZarano:  
 kusinohki: darn kids ruining things for everybody!  
 RandomTrivia: Robots dressed in maid outfits with cat ears, of course
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 TehAmelie: just give them three day ddl sushi 
 korvys: Viscera isn't cute, Ian
 TehAmelie: *old
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 merrickdragoon: hi all. have a good stream.
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 RandomTrivia: !quote 7000
  LRRbot: Quote #7000: "Ian, never stop being Ian." —Kathleen [2020-06-17]
theamc2000: Is that why the beard
 Steelwolf171: Drone-o-maki
  mtvcdm: https://www.narcity.com/media-library/robot-cat-serving-food-at-the-ottawa-restaurant-hockey-sushi.png Sushi robot
 iris_of_ether:  : Why Do You Always Have To Make It Weird
 patbaer: is it?
 RandomTrivia: "Sometimes we play rhythm games"
DEATHlikescats: Yay another ad! They really trying to get my sub!
 Reddarian: We've been live for 10 minutes, now the intro 
 TehAmelie: we gotta set the TONE before the rhythm
theamc2000: Cut to start of compilation
DEATHlikescats: (Y’all deserve my sub, I’m just poor right now)
 Pteraspidomorphi: No spoilers?
 iris_of_ether: I'm psyched for this
DEATHlikescats: Clench
KeytarCat: Duely Girded
 Earthenone: gird everything, except your loins, those are over girded
 pn55: That's the best way to go into it I think. Just know that it is a good game.
theamc2000: I see a gnome
SaxPython: #loinsGirdes
 Pteraspidomorphi: Uh oh
 patbaer: wobble tool
 TehAmelie: i understand this is like Undertale but on rails
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 LordZarano: !rhythm
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 SoldieroFortune: unchangable
DarthRagnar815: Can't be effed.
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: it's pronounced ineffable
 Reddarian: girded and i've not clicked on a stream faster than when I saw you were playing everhood
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 RandomTrivia: "No, but I am contractually obliged to say "Yes, and""
 korvys: ineffable /ɪnˈɛfəbl/  - adjective -  too great or extreme to be expressed or described in words.
 DEATHlikescats: All right, which one of you magical creatures saved me fro Ad hell??? 💗
 djalternative: Jokesters use it to mean that but that's not how it's used in actual speach
 djalternative: speech*
 Dog_of_Myth: Good evening chat.
 PMAvers: One of the few good things about this is that it *can* be modded.
 RandomTrivia: Just steal the dictionary from Old Thrashbarg
 PrinceNimzar: “Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable. Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.” Douglas Adams
 Pteraspidomorphi: Warning: Wobble
 korvys: Adjust my gamer? Got it.
theamc2000: I took my sleeping pill way too early for this
 LordZarano: Basque language option?
sleepy_moohnie: let's ever some hoods
 TehAmelie: is this free poetry in music form?
 DEATHlikescats: This is not ocd friendly
 TehAmelie: free verse even
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/StylishCoweringMushroomOhMyDog-hrWEhdOByfIDFLnp
 DEATHlikescats: Giving big homestuck vibes
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/SuperFaintCardItsBoshyTime-ku4_wmhnrumUonZj
sleepy_moohnie: yes
viloke_virran: @DEATHlikescats it ultimately gave me vibes similar to undertale
  mtvcdm: "Makes winning feel good. You will die."
sleepy_moohnie: you can change difficulty at anytime
 Pteraspidomorphi: I don't remember
 pn55: Be warned, hard is definitely hard.
TheTekkieman: You can adjust it, yeah.
 TehAmelie: it sounds like life regen is most of it. . .
 pn55: Not that I don't believe in your ability
KeytarCat: Oh good, the game start laugh!
 djalternative: while hard is difficult, I wouldn't call it punishing
sleepy_moohnie: hard is honestly really fun, it really makes the fights satisfying to clear
 korvys: Is anyone else seeing a mouse cursor on the right?
 Nuurgle: you don't need to chatsplain what hard means
 korvys: just the edge
 DEATHlikescats: @viloke_virran undertale! Perfect reference!
 NullColaShip: Hard seems like the logical option if we're aiming to challenge it's inneffability
 RandomTrivia: @korvys Yep, that's there
 Pteraspidomorphi: If it's dark, and there are souls...
KeytarCat: Streamers, not people
  mtvcdm: What happens if you say no?
sleepy_moohnie: you get kicked back to the main menu i think
neonNeptunian: it kicks you back to title
 djalternative: DNA DigivolveQ
 TehAmelie: you've played Hollow Knight, it's a lot like that, but with 3D
neonNeptunian: just 'ok bye'
 RandomTrivia: @mtvcdm I really hope it rolls credits
SaxPython: #Destined
 DEATHlikescats: Rapture’d?
 TehAmelie: the Ds stand for darkness
  mtvcdm: It's a little gnome!
 Earthenone: !findquote gnome
  LRRbot: Quote #1515: "Why are we collecting dead gnomes?" —Alex [2015-03-27]
 JessKay: you can also be human and not wear clothes. though ideally not on stream
 RandomTrivia: Uh 
neonNeptunian: it's genooooo
 TehAmelie: is that the man who steals all the socks from out washing machines?
  mtvcdm: Geno!
 ShaneLeeAtk: Geno!
 DEATHlikescats: Very Geno
 Pteraspidomorphi: Obviously this is red riding hood
  mtvcdm: Come on! Let's get this show on the road.
KeytarCat: Canonical action figure Geno?
QuixoticScrivener: Oh, Bengineering played this!
sleepy_moohnie: and get ready to jam out to some tunes!!    
 DEATHlikescats: Why are there so many songs about rainbows
 RandomTrivia: Pffft 
 kusinohki: and what's on the other side...
theamc2000: Cuz Pinochio for ever wood?
sleepy_moohnie: cause rainbows are cool af 
  mtvcdm: We're a one-armed man in a butt-kicking contest.
adept_nekomancer: Here all metal is death metal.
 TehAmelie: i think i saw this fight in Kung Fu Hustle
JakeKamas: The dialogue is a little blocked by Ian, so we may need to guys to reiterate what people say sometimes. Only if you're both okay with that, I don't mean to be a bother
 TehAmelie: it did not go well for the good guys
sleepy_moohnie: you can and there's an achievement for doing it 50000 times
SaxPython: 
 Pteraspidomorphi: Thanks!"
JakeKamas: Thank you Ian!
  mtvcdm: I remember this River City Girls boss
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Earthenone: !time
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neonNeptunian: get ready for a lot of bops
 BigDaddyBland87: 
neonNeptunian:   
sephsays: As a frog, they're probably better at jumping. As a one-handed puppet, you'd probably not be as good at guitaring...
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jessicaengle: 420 Caillou every day?
theamc2000: Lamp!
 Dog_of_Myth: We love lamp
theamc2000: Go lamp!
sleepy_moohnie: Lämp
theamc2000: Låmp
adept_nekomancer: Thank you, log gate!
theamc2000: That gnome had glasses
 Earthenone: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: biscuits!
 RandomTrivia: Does derliberately breaking the 4th wall to talk about lamps as savepoints count as lampshading? 
theamc2000: Tarot
Bruceski: What do you get the man who has everything? REVOLUTION!
JakeKamas: The death box is a coffin
 TehAmelie: that's how they get you into the club
  mtvcdm: s o u l
 HasturTheYellow: Sounds right yeah
adept_nekomancer: Time to fight the economy!
 TehAmelie: fight the power!
sleepy_moohnie:   
 DEATHlikescats: Yup gotten that in Canada before.
LeeshaJoy: are those freaking Flowey faces on the ATM
 Earthenone: gaas station?
 HasturTheYellow: Local Corner Store?
 DEATHlikescats: Grocery store
 RandomTrivia: Ouch
 kusinohki: oh how I wish laundrymat machines could accept a debit card...
 TemporallyAwry: If fight club has taught me anything, you absolutely can fight the bank.
adept_nekomancer: Capitalism claims another victim.
 mirshebs: you feelin extra petty open an account, get your change, then tell them you want to close your account
Bruceski: Gas stations and grocery stores and such don't like to give change because of cons.
 HasturTheYellow: But then you'll get hit with an account closing fee
 RandomTrivia: The window to jump over the notes seems super -narrow
 mirshebs: sometimes a lil fee is neccessary evil for petty vengance
theamc2000: 40$ is 160 quarters
 HasturTheYellow: Or 40 loonies which then you break at several corner stores :^)
 TehAmelie: banks make money exchanging large buckets of change for bills, why wouldn't they want some of that change to go the other way?
 ShaneLeeAtk: A bank's entire purpose is to make money, Ian.
  mtvcdm: But what if, and this is just the bank talking... it extracted your soul instead, and then it keeps all your money
KeytarCat: Is the beat on the space instead of the line?  That's not quite how I think of rhythm game maps
 RandomTrivia: @ShaneLeeAtk Technically, that's the purpose of a *Mint*, not a bank  
KeytarCat: Ian, this *is* music
sleepy_moohnie: everhood is definitely not a traditional rhythm game
 iris_of_ether: IIRC, there will be more mechanics introduced
neonNeptunian: yep!
TehAmelie: we got them on the ropes, this is the last chance for cash
 HasturTheYellow: You am become Schmuck
neonNeptunian: '
WiJohn: schmuckle?
neonNeptunian: 'schmuckle'
sleepy_moohnie: Shmuckle
 TehAmelie: dang that was harder than hacking the machine and it had no money?
 LordZarano: Fiat currency?
theamc2000: Clean club
KeytarCat: @LordZarano more like Flat Currency, amirite?
 HasturTheYellow: Make a new Gold Standard but based off something Arbitrary
theamc2000: Camera covered person face
 TehAmelie: more like nox currency nyah nyah
 DEATHlikescats: It’s elden ring dude! ‘Let me solo her’!
 TehAmelie: wait that's the wrong fake latin
 DarkMorford:   
 HasturTheYellow: Simply base your countries currency strength based off of the amount of Car Accidents you don't have per year
RaemonDamon: NoseferATCHU!
sleepy_moohnie: true to his name
LeeshaJoy: gesundheit
 Pteraspidomorphi: Hopefully it's not COVID
 TehAmelie: nose for achoo
theamc2000: The bartender and Rasta beast along with you make you the wizard of oz companions
  mtvcdm: Move every zigg
adept_nekomancer: Luckily I don't think puppets are susceptible to viruses
 DEATHlikescats: 2mil
 TehAmelie: it's too many millions anyway
TheDailyMapleSyrup: vip it good
 DEATHlikescats: Agreed
 djalternative: It's David Bowie!
 DEATHlikescats: To hardstyle?! Heck yeah
 TehAmelie: maybe the ATM was empty because everyone withdrew a hundred million before going inside
colin_the_fool: tinnitus dance is a banger
 TehAmelie: David Bowie is staring us to death
 DarkMorford: This song's pretty hot
  mtvcdm: Behold my final form
 Dog_of_Myth: 
sleepy_moohnie:   
 TehAmelie: Dance of the Red Death, that's a new one
adept_nekomancer: His attacks clearly use... disco tech.
  mtvcdm: Like I said, this is basically the idea of a boss fight in River City Girls, and that's a fun fight, but as the whole game.... ehhhhhh.
 TehAmelie: oh, i thought my screen was shaking with the excitement, but it's just screen shake
 JohnLockeCole: That must be tiring for his eyes
 Dog_of_Myth: Been there, done that
  mtvcdm: I could imagine this as a kind of fighting thing, where you and another person trade off attack and defense of this until one of you drops.
 gravity_pike: oh man, I love this game so much
 h3rsh3yb4r: is this like undertale?
 SK__Ren: Wait, is that Gaster?
Greendrag13: @SK__Ren Sure looked like it!
 TehAmelie: a mate ball if you will
 gravity_pike: this IS like undertale
 like_100_bears: that was absolutely Gaster
sephsays: Will the magic 8 ball tell you where the washroom is?
 gravity_pike: VIP
  mtvcdm: But you're already part of an improv group!
 TehAmelie: there's no rule about being in several bands at once, i mean improv groups
  mtvcdm: You're part of an improv group that ate another improv group  that you were also part of!
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/BrainyNeighborlyDragonflyHoneyBadger-TZ9tpjI_wvejcuKv
 TehAmelie: if anybody was going to form a Crosby, Stills & Nash of improv i would have guessed Ian
DaxStrife: You'd think we would have learned to stop doing music-based puzzles after "Myst."
DaxStrife: Or at least gotten better at them.
sleepy_moohnie: gurgle
 Pteraspidomorphi: I didn't hate it, but some of the sound effects were.. strange
 iris_of_ether: I curse almost every time I see a music puzzle in a puzzlehunt/escape room. But that rare time, it's a really good puzzle
 like_100_bears: you lost your arm???
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 like_100_bears: how rude
 HasturTheYellow: "Get Mario'd" - Gold Pif
 Sethalidos: Ian, no
 DEATHlikescats: Gold pig has the Kirkland brand Infinity Gauntlet
 DEATHlikescats: This Is very Undertale
 GertrudePerkins: Gold Pig's new mixtape is pretty.............fire
theamc2000: Was that the pro montage
RaemonDamon: this section is... trippy as hell
RaemonDamon: I love it
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 like_100_bears: heeey! my audio isn't lagging anymore!!
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 PMAvers: So like Scorn?
 trainpants: their bones are their money
 YeetTheRich_: sacrifice HP to deal more damage? i'm in
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 TehAmelie: inventory management where you have to keep stuff in your ribcage and avoid jiggling it loose
 like_100_bears: 2001 a space odyssey?
TheDailyMapleSyrup: you can call it Bone soldier
 SnackPak_: that's a nice acid bass
 Taichanie: As a distraction you can pull out a bone and toss it to lure off the dogs.
 like_100_bears: guh i just noticed it's face jesus
 gravity_pike: Hi ho, Kermit The Psychopomp here!
 TehAmelie: obviously, you can just drink milk to regenerate your bones
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SaxPython: oooh got that good good funk
SaxPython: 
theamc2000: An arm for an arm
viloke_virran: I never noticed the missing arm on this one.
Greendrag13: Even death is affected by your... disarming charm?
 DarkMorford: HEATHER
 DEATHlikescats: Celebrate limb differences!
DaxStrife: Armless but not harmless.
  mtvcdm: The other thing I note is the notes being spit at us, save for their cadence, don't seem to have any relationship to the notes played; you'd think maybe the lower notes on the left and the higher notes on the right.
7gorobei: mostly armless
adept_nekomancer: These enemies just want to give you a hand.
 djalternative: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Everhood) at Sun 04:00 PM PST (44m ago).
 djalternative: hey chat, can anybody tell me what Wheeler's game for Feb is?
 like_100_bears: demi-arm3d
 like_100_bears: *demi-armed
 h3rsh3yb4r: @djalternative Cardfight!! Vanguard
 YeetTheRich_: @djalternative cardfight vanguard
adept_nekomancer: Attack of the laser gnomes!
 Pteraspidomorphi: This is their courtship ritual of course
 djalternative: oh right. he's trying the newest vanguard
 gravity_pike: gnomecore
TheDailyMapleSyrup: It a noooooome
 GertrudePerkins: time for GNOMES
  mtvcdm: Heather, I don't look good in pointy hats
GamemasterAnth: "So which one of you is David?"
 Pteraspidomorphi: pam pam pam pam
 TehAmelie: now it's getting Rhyhtm Heavenlike
  mtvcdm: I'll go find a tennis racket but I draw the line at pointy hats
 like_100_bears: that is an uncomfortable amount of gnomes
 JessKay: mmm compression
 djalternative: goodbye bitrate
 PMAvers: Oh right, the bitrate killer of songs.
 Manae: Wasn't expecting gnome-core music todayy
 Taichanie: I feel like I'm having a bad trip and I don't even do a drug.
  mtvcdm: You should see what it's doing to the stream
neonNeptunian: YES
  Juliamon: Your eyes AND twitch compression hate this
DaxStrife: Consider your eyes.
sleepy_moohnie: there's a photosensitive mode in the aettings that reduce flickering
KeytarCat: Man, dying really did a number on your view of reality
theamc2000: Look twitch chat rising
 GertrudePerkins: The gnome Buddha, or, Gnuddha
 DEATHlikescats: This is tickling my neurodivergent Brian in the right ways
 PMAvers: Nah, *there's* the devs.
neonNeptunian: lookit the tutu
 Taichanie: Is that a California rasian?!
KingTaltia: Actually, THOSE are the devs IIRC.
  mtvcdm: The California Raisins really hard up for work these days
TheTekkieman: You were close. THOSE are the devs.
 BigDaddyBland87: oh rude
  mtvcdm: oh noooooo
 korvys: This feels like a boss rush, for a game we've only been playing for 30 minutes
 like_100_bears: oh i thought i hated the last trippy phaze
umaami: this is a fight in which you fight gnomes and buddha and also the game developers
 Pteraspidomorphi: korvys: The game has many levels
 GertrudePerkins: you've been Gnomed
Ryxiene: You were kicking ass!   
 DEATHlikescats: Pair this game with Pinnochio’s journey in Dimension 20’s never after… I think they’d compliment well
  mtvcdm: Never eff with gnomes
  Juliamon: ok yeah this segment is *much* more tolerable without the visual noise
 TehAmelie: this is like the 4th or 5th battle, right? and someone said there's about 100
  mtvcdm: Photosensitive did help the stream compression a *lot.*
neonNeptunian: theres' a Lot
sleepy_moohnie: oh yeah there's a LOT of battles
umaami: yeah this is the 5th battle lol
LeeshaJoy: I wanna say this is like if Toby Fox made a rhythm game, but this is very much *not* Toby Fox music.
KingTaltia: Makes sense. They ARE the ones to blame for all this.
sleepy_moohnie: well it is very inspired by undertale
DaxStrife: I think the game dev was once told how important a cohesive design theme is to video games and they just ignored that.
  Juliamon: oh dear
Ryxiene: 
sleepy_moohnie: CUBE
  mtvcdm: Am I on drugs?
 BigDaddyBland87: and we getting tripy
Ryxiene: This is horrendously unreadable for me 
 Dog_of_Myth: @mtvcdm yes
 TehAmelie: the lament configuration? already?
 Alness49: In fairness I can see why that drink was worth 2,000,000 schmekles
  mtvcdm: WHAT
SaxPython:   
TheDailyMapleSyrup: getting acid trip vibes
 circusofkirkus: 
 DEATHlikescats: They got big bully energy
GamemasterAnth: Okay...whatg sort of industrial strength narcotics was the developer on, and how much did he consume before making this game?
umaami: for like 10 notes lol
 circusofkirkus: that was rude
neonNeptunian: right at the end
 TophTheHermit: wtf is this level
 Pteraspidomorphi: The gnomes are very rude
KingTaltia: "So, anyway, we coded this neat thing that can put a filter on anything... let's really show it off."
theamc2000: What the fuuuuuuuii
  mtvcdm: You know how hard you have to tick Heather off to get her to straight-up tell you "fuck you" on stream?
Ryxiene: 
cheshire_creeper: Oh this game is good
cheshire_creeper: Good choice
 Pteraspidomorphi: I'm sure you will remember this next week
umaami: @cheshire_creeper if you think it's good you might wanna stay away from this stream tbh folk aren't having a good time oop
theamc2000: Thank you voice
sleepy_moohnie: im having a good time!
SaxPython: 
Ryxiene: 
LeeshaJoy: I've heard this game has kind of a bummer ending?
 TehAmelie: i'm almost tempted to play it myself
KingTaltia: I'd call it bittersweet.
 gravity_pike: This game has a few endings, iirc?
neonNeptunian: yeah
  mtvcdm: Oh hey, more Monikers on Wednesday
neonNeptunian: it is -very- psychedelic
KingTaltia: Monikers? Like "Agent of Vengance"? I'd presume that'd be a Just Moniker.
SaxPython: 
koodooman: everhood!, I love this game!
 like_100_bears: fnaf
  mtvcdm: This game's costing an arm and a leg
 Pteraspidomorphi: There's a lesson to be learned here blue thief
RaemonDamon: high fiber content though
 like_100_bears: maybe too much fiber
 JessKay: technically we didn't survive, blue! it's complicated
SaxPython: man's got no legs, and you ask him to help you jump?
  mtvcdm: Blue Thief: "BWAHHHHHHH"
 Pteraspidomorphi: We found the game!
LeeshaJoy: yume nikki vibes all of a sudden
  mtvcdm: Door to the dinosaur past
  mtvcdm: LRRBot, pick a door
  mtvcdm: !advice
  LRRbot: Avoid the Beej Cold.
LeeshaJoy: GASTER
  mtvcdm: !addquote (Heather) [now] What does anyone get out of learning driving?
  LRRbot: New quote #8453: "What does anyone get out of learning driving?" —Heather [2023-02-05]
  mtvcdm: But what is time?
SaxPython: ooh notes of FZero and Road Rash
SaxPython: 
koodooman: reminds me of v-rally for the GBC
  mtvcdm: Oh, I've driven these games before. They want you flat-out a lot more than you think.
LeeshaJoy: The glory days of Mode 7
  mtvcdm: If you're lifting you're losing in games like this.
 BusTed: Love the music in this game.
 betweenmyself: Mach Rider vibes here
  mtvcdm: There are. There's 19 of them. You haven't seen them yet.
LeeshaJoy: You're in 20th place still
 Pteraspidomorphi: You can kind of see them in the distance
SaxPython: hot qualifying laps
SaxPython: nm
 JessKay: moving on up
 Dog_of_Myth: we're gaining
  mtvcdm: I bet you have to win
 Gaz_L: how many opponents has Heather killed so far?
Lawblades: Top 10! LETSGo
Rynehawk: Jammies
woodlandfell: just like harvester
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  mtvcdm: !clip
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 Gaz_L: TEDx Talk, surely
LeeshaJoy: ooh, I didn't know there was a Candle Cove movie
 Pteraspidomorphi: It's a series right?
ArcticAtlantic subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 74 months!
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 PMAvers: ONE SHOT
  Juliamon: What was the previous record? DNF?
 DarkMorford: I return with blueberry pancakes!
 DarkMorford: Wait, when did this become Mario Kart?
 Nuurgle: it's more OutRun
  mtvcdm: Yeah, again, in OutRun-type games, shedding speed is real bad.
 DarkMorford: Okay, he's Zigg, so you should zagg.
LeeshaJoy: for great justice take out every Zigg
 Gaz_L: this grid seems unfair
  mtvcdm: Also... why is the music for the racing level better than the music for the rhythm levels
 DarkMorford: Good point
 BrowneePoints: I do not remember this pole position part
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: not better, but different
 Gaz_L: Zigg is gonna blue shell us
 SnackPak_: rude
  mtvcdm: All they had was a Blooper
 BrowneePoints: Hell yea Heather!
 Pteraspidomorphi: gj
 iris_of_ether: 
theamc2000: Good job
 SnackPak_: 
 BigDaddyBland87:  
 DarkMorford: Now can we just race marbles instead?
koodooman: 
LeeshaJoy: We're gonna have to fight Zigg now aren't we
 Gaz_L: rhythm games, racing games, fighting games, Heather continues her quest to dominate all genres
 kusinohki: but wasn't that course the perfect replica of le mans??
SaxPython: Consume Trophy
LeeshaJoy: Candle Cove: the Motion Picture
 JessKay: bamboozled
 BigDaddyBland87: it's a pokeball
LeeshaJoy: that's a CD
 Gaz_L: that was a CD
 Gaz_L: or possible DVD
 Gaz_L: or DVD-R
 BigDaddyBland87: or HD DVD
 kusinohki: it was a jiggly puff, seen from above
 circusofkirkus: jazzy
 PMAvers: So the question is, would Mozart be a better game if he raced go karts?
  mtvcdm: Green Mage will remember this
 baskwalla: Moz Kart
 SquareDotCube: controlling a gokart via drunken conducting
 BigDaddyBland87: oohhh...he takes up more screen so less reaction time
 zed_alpha: Is this a bullet hell rhythm game?
 zed_alpha: Neat!
LeeshaJoy: yes
 TehAmelie: such spoopy notes
 zed_alpha: Feels like the Blue Man Group, a bit
 Gaz_L: "anyway, here's Wonderwall"
DaxStrife: Not sure I like how the game gives you a jump ability, then makes 90% of the rhythm parts impossible to jump.
  mtvcdm: That was quick
 BrowneePoints: yea it is a lil Blue Man Group
 LordZarano: So, Beej?
skyegreytv: whats good fellow rhythm game enjoyers
  mtvcdm: LRRBot, what's important about the forest?
  mtvcdm: !quote
  LRRbot: Quote #5010: "Everything is flies!" —Cori [2018-05-27]
LeeshaJoy: we've already tripped balls, I think we'll be fine
 Pteraspidomorphi: That checks out
 gravity_pike: gottem
 DarkMorford: Robotnik?
 gravity_pike: It's time to d-d-d-d-d- dance!
  mtvcdm: I note in these dance fights we don't actually do any fighting ourselves
  mtvcdm: This is dance fight pacifist run
iarethel0ser: Because make love not war.
 TehAmelie: is this a DDR troll? these moves are like those people who play DDR without dancing but just hitting the controls with their feet
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 Earthenone: ~lasttoot
LeeshaJoy: this is Undertale's edgelord teenage sibling
 BigDaddyBland87: It's the Technodrome!
Rynehawk: thats roger from american dad for sure
 circusofkirkus: :q!
 RockPusher:  
 jessieimproved: Hey now I know how
 jessieimproved: maybe we want to wq! though
 gravity_pike: esc enter enter esq : cq
LeeshaJoy: it's just Candle Cove reruns, duh
 RockPusher: Good old analogue static - listening to the cosmic microwave background
averythetiger: Oh this one is my favorite.
SaxPython: Vanilla Bullet Hell
 RockPusher: Laser safety: no
 gravity_pike: i do love all of the music in this game
 BrowneePoints: Jaw Harp meets a 90s Industrial Rave
 RockPusher: Should we be putting on the 3D shades?
 Dog_of_Myth: I kinda of want to see that mouth harp with an overdrive petal....
 DEATHlikescats: Complete blackout is so disorienting
  mtvcdm: Is it Death's Door?
Rynehawk: pacman ghosts NODDERS
theamc2000: Are we fighting a color coded villain group?
  mtvcdm: Never pick up an airplane in the wild, its parents may not recognize it
SaxPython: 
 RockPusher: 
theamc2000: 
theamc2000: 
Direcheck: this is giving me huge undertale vibes
theamc2000: This is giving me earthbound vibes
theamc2000: Oscar the grouch became a gardener
 Pteraspidomorphi: Wait
theamc2000: 3d trash can
 JessKay: time to beat a trash can up and steal its toilet paper. I guess
 RockPusher: Having to get someone TP? Is this a Yakuza game?
 aWabbajack:   
 DarkMorford: @RockPusher I thought that too
 korvys: "helps"
 JessKay: does it?
 gravity_pike: we're not helping anything, ian
 BrowneePoints: I completely forgot about this song
 kusinohki: I used to have a friend that had a CD by Garbage...
 WiJohn: You can tell because of the smell
  mtvcdm: Wait.... nobody told me I was on the Internet
 RockPusher: The Internet? Never heard of it! 
SaxPython: hard agree Ian
Bionull: To be fair, you knew that music would be trash
 SK__Ren: Oh! We hallucinated this guy
cryovandalism: what difficulty are y'all playing on?
 gravity_pike: story
 BrowneePoints: I take it you two aren't diggin the vibe this game is puttin down?
  Juliamon: cryovandalism Variable, currently on story difficulty
 SquareDotCube: gave them rocket diarrhea
 Pteraspidomorphi: Oh this part
 PMAvers: Clearly Talisman.
  mtvcdm: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a messenger
cryovandalism: ahh yeah story simplifies the attack patterns a lot
KeytarCat: @PMAvers Oh it just is, huh
  mtvcdm: !crossover
  LRRbot: Can we mod this game to run Doom?
 gravity_pike: EVIL WIZARD in purple
  mtvcdm: Sword of Deflecting Red Attacks
SaxPython: and the green grass grew all around/all around/and the green grass grew all around
  mtvcdm: Oh, wait, is this how we fight back?
 SquareDotCube: so... ironwood?
 DarkMorford: Would that be ironwood, Ian? 
Bionull: If you don't act within your alignment does your head fall off?
Ryxiene: EZ~
 BrowneePoints: I do like that this game gradually gives you new mechanics for Dancebat
 SquareDotCube: save?
 gravity_pike: "Blue Thief" changed his name to "Blue" for that text box
  mtvcdm: Man, these songs are going much faster now that we have Sword of Deflecting Red Attacks
 Pteraspidomorphi: None shall pass.
theamc2000: Wait, is this an mmo?
SaxPython: 
Rynehawk: i could really go for an 8ball right now...
KeytarCat: Does it contain them or require the souls
 DEATHlikescats: I like that those red ones clear the entire line behind them
SaxPython: !clip
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theamc2000: The dark knight had great moves
TheDailyMapleSyrup: It’s better than bad it’s good
 BrowneePoints: I'd definitely peg Ian as a Chaotic Wood character
 BrowneePoints: Zigg you're being a bit of a deck
 BrowneePoints: Green Mage worked very hard to prepp all this
 BrowneePoints: dick*
  mtvcdm: !addquote (Heather) [now] Nobody wants to give me their hat.
  LRRbot: New quote #8454: "Nobody wants to give me their hat." —Heather [2023-02-05]
 Pteraspidomorphi: BrowneePoints: Seems to be a recurring theme for Zigg
theamc2000: This is an mmo
 Earthenone: !findquote hat
  LRRbot: Quote #3741: "Get in my pants hat!" —Ian [2016-12-13]
 BrowneePoints: This is some good old fashioned eurobeat
 BrowneePoints: idk ian, the answer to that is a mystery
 JessKay: 
 SAJewers: 
Ryxiene: 
 SquareDotCube: coulda just tried saving again...
Bionull: Ian is feisty tonight
Ryxiene: 
Bionull: The anime is sticking to the game pretty closely
 Pteraspidomorphi: You will understand most of it... at the end
jpost042 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 82 months!
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 BrowneePoints: But if you wanna play a game where the game isn't necessarily good either play Nier Automata 
Simonark subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 60 months!
 Simonark: Five years of games that aren’t cowards!
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 LordZarano: @Pteraspidomorphi Which end?
 Pteraspidomorphi: The [E]nd 
 BrowneePoints: 7 time I think
hd_dabnado: banger alert
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Bionull: Honestly Nier didn't even need to frame it as multiple endings. It would have been sensible as chapters.
Sky_Kast: seems like the red can't clear these walls anymore
Rodbotic: I just got here. pretty cool game.
 Simonark: I’d honestly assumed he was Anglican in that hat.
 jpost042: ah the best dark souls game
  mtvcdm: They're those Toadstool Cafe cupcakes
 BrowneePoints: Nosferatchu is still a 10/10 name
  mtvcdm: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Join Wheeler for a look at Cardfight!! Vanguard Dear Days on Is This Your Card? Game: Cardfight!! Vanguard Dear Days) at Sun 06:00 PM PST (4m from now).
  mtvcdm: !patreon
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SaxPython:   
  mtvcdm: I didn't think we were
Sky_Kast: intense
 pn55: That's a shame, but entirely fair!
Rynehawk: "Overwhelmingly Positive"
 PhlibbertyGib: it seems more like a reaction game than a rhythm game
Rynehawk: ugh
TheDailyMapleSyrup: It’s hard to look at
ExtraWubs: muse dash :3
KingTaltia: Everhood's an AMAZING game... it's also not for everyone
  mtvcdm: As soon as you told it 'fuck you' I knew you were done with it.
Rodbotic: the sound was pretty brunch.
Rodbotic: crunchy
  mtvcdm: !youtube
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ExtraWubs subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 6 months, currently on a 3 month streak!
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  mtvcdm: !homestreams
  LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/alexsteacy | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Jeremy White: twitch.tv/jrhwhite | Kathleen: twitch.tv/BraveNewFaves | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler | Nelson: twitch.tv/coachnelly
 RockPusher:  
 RockPusher:   
 SnackPak_: the best schedule
SaxPython: 
Ryxiene: Thanks for the stream! Kicked absolute butt~  
 Simonark: What about Ian’s content about lopsided 14th century religious dissenters? Has he bought Tilty Hus?
 iris_of_ether: Thank you for the stream 
 MaladyDark: rahh!
Ryxiene:   
 mwlsn: I just got here, but thanks for streaming!
 benjamin_wheeler: Preach
 benjamin_wheeler: Yes, yes it is
 RockPusher: An Mario Party
  mtvcdm: !schedule
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SaxPython: Marios Party
 NotCainNorAbel: !storm
  LRRbot: Today's storm count: 13 (new subscribers: 1, returning subscribers: 12, new patrons: 0), bits cheered: 0, new followers: 7
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
Jensling: Is Cardfight more or less anime than... *shudders* Shadowverse? 
 KWardJenx: Thank you for the stream.
 NotCainNorAbel: who says i was hanging out?
  mtvcdm: Eh, you're neat to hang out with
Ryxiene: Ayy definitely a fun hang!
Ryxiene: Thanks guys!
 RockPusher:     
 Phailhammer: cya 
 Gulleko: 
 MaladyDark: bye
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 SnackPak_: 
 NotCainNorAbel:   
DrChillbrain: the music is going *crazy*
 DeM0nFiRe: 
FacelessManAboutTown: Ben, can you explain the secret behind your successful guerilla marketing campaign of just tweeting "Magic the Gathering" over and over again?
 Earthenone: !secret
  LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always ashamed of my words and deeds.
 DarkMorford: Big mood, LRRbot
 benjamin_wheeler: Sure, I hate posting on twitter but my job benefits greatly from me doing so
FacelessManAboutTown: I didn't need to be personally attacked like that LRR bot
 benjamin_wheeler: so I tweet out something that'll give me the highest engagement w/ lowest effort
FacelessManAboutTown: Fair enough
 benjamin_wheeler: without being too corny or direct question engagement farming
FacelessManAboutTown: Looking forward to seeing you at Philly
 NotCainNorAbel: peek at wheeler!
Ryxiene:   
FacelessManAboutTown: 
 asthanius: Cardfigjt
Ryxiene: 
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Hi Wheeler
 asthanius: Oof
TheInnsanity: chill stream?
Ryxiene: What heck?! 😰
 WiJohn: Them pokemon don't like it when you leave
 YeetTheRich_: anime 
Ryxiene: Please take it easy!
 benjamin_wheeler: !patreon
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Haroldholmes25: he did play shadowverse tbf
aerohydra: good segue, streamer
 cmdrud87: smooth
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: 
 iris_of_ether: 
usualeel: The Vanguard liker is in the chat (it's me)
 Diabore: that is very anime
 Datnade012: how anime is this game?
 WiJohn: Are there deer in this game?
 Datnade012: gasp
  Juliamon: Datnade012 It has a literal anime
usualeel: Too anime
DrChillbrain: its called this because it was released for the nintendo 64 dd
SaxPython:   
 Datnade012: @Juliamon my god...
 djalternative: just to be clear, Cardfight!! Vanguard is the actual card game. DD is just the edition we're playing this month
 h3rsh3yb4r: Don't daze your deer, they're fragile creatures
 Sibwow: this sure looks like a very totoro game
Ryxiene: Hello very anime guy
 Ohpea: Secret Anime!
Jensling: But is it Shadowverse levels of anime?
 Datnade012: you could be an annoying anime guy if you believe in yourself, wheeler
forcorus1: theres one charachter that is almost impossible to beat at the hardest difficulty
 djalternative: oh god. this uses characters from the Dress one?!?! Oh no!
 YeetTheRich_: let's just wait and see how hot the apocalypse is
FacelessManAboutTown: Got it, show no mercy
Spanked42: Maybe don't get so rough in the bedroom, geez
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Haroldholmes25: 
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: LuL
 h3rsh3yb4r: did mulder beat you up because you didn't give her wet food?
DrChillbrain: glitchless? cowardice
 SnackPak_: welp
usualeel: The anime is on YouTube lol
 djalternative: iirc most of Cardfight Vanguard's anime is available perfectly free on their youtube channel
 WiJohn: This is immediately a lot
 CururuGuasu: Is that collar riveted to her shoulders?
 h3rsh3yb4r: HIS EYES
 Datnade012: oh man, this is getting pretty anime
Quentastic: That head is too small
 YeetTheRich_: are we student boy?
FacelessManAboutTown: Shouldn't Kathleen be here if you're going to play a crappy dating Sim? 
 tehfewl: you know why
IndecisiveDauntless: they are charecter s
AntiSnowman: Men don't have eyes 
 CururuGuasu: Not enough eye budget for boys
  Juliamon: Let's not make fun of the Student Boy's disability
 MurphEP: Never pass, dunk it
 djalternative: because boy student is exclusive to this and is completely usely
 h3rsh3yb4r: that's what he needed help with wheeler
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/CalmSpookyWoodcockSpicyBoy-A3_AjfS-WY-NhKFu
 WiJohn: It was the only way to stop the male gaze
forcorus1: @LoadingReadyRun technically after the main story you can unlock upto 4 others to do story mode
 djalternative: useless
  Juliamon: he was born without eyes, very tragic
Jensling: Oh, I've seen enough... anime, to know what it means when a guy has no visible eyes 
 HasturTheYellow: Boy Student doesn't have eyes because they're a Hentai Protag
forcorus1: there is some bad translation
yuan42: @Jensling 
 HasturTheYellow: The Real protagonist in this game
 WiJohn: Ooh Joey Wheeler accent?
 TheThirdTail: did i black out?
usualeel: The translation team was on vacation
 MurphEP: What
AntiSnowman: 
SaxPython: 
 iris_of_ether: 
Jomby90: someone in this anime needs to sound like joey right?
 YeetTheRich_: the eyes are DLC
Leedopo: OH. 80 CAN
 DeM0nFiRe: Holy shit this is actually a $70 USD game AND you can pay real money to buy cards lol
Quentastic: The head detail does not fit the neck...
 PhorrestGaze: but they are actually looking down all the time
 MurphEP: Rasengan Ichidoji
usualeel: Cards are really easy to get in game
ComradeMik: a card fight?
usualeel: Never spend money on them
Haroldholmes25: no that's not how visual novels work
 Ohpea: how is this going to tie into card fighting?
ComradeMik: why do they have matching chokers?
 DarkMorford: A children's card game? Why, I never!
AntiSnowman: Well, some of them can't make EYE contact 👀
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