Mine O'Clock || Minecraft Through the Ages

 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge journey back through time in Minecraft Through the Ages! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PST (3m from now).
 Ivalenz_:   
Genie_M: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge journey back through time in Minecraft Through the Ages! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PST (0s from now).
Genie_M: there we go 
  TXC2: CONTACT
  SergeYager: how are things looking? we got sound? we got music?
Genie_M: music is on
 Ivalenz_: Music, check.
 RebelliousUno: we got rhythm?
Genie_M: little apostrophe block spinning
  SergeYager: running things from home for the first time in a while, would appreciate feedback and confirmation that things are working
  SergeYager: @RebelliousUno who could ask for anything more?
 RebelliousUno: Chat usually
 DrLigmaPhD: We got music. but I ain't got rhythm
Genie_M: #nevertrustchat
  SergeYager: how about a little trust, as a treat?
 Ivalenz_:   
 RebelliousUno: also I'm having an existential crisis about the spelling of Rhythm
Genie_M: #alwaystrustchat
 jessieimproved: I usually have rhythm, but I really need a pick me up today chat, it's a rough one
Xed_Regulus: Hello, and Happy Tuesday, Miners & Crafters!!!  
  TXC2: hello Xed_Regulus  welcome
 Mangledpixel: wait, why am I getting ads?
  SergeYager: i don't know
 DrLigmaPhD: @SergeYager Once a coworker asked me "Noah can I trust you with a secret" and I said "No but people do it anyway" without thinking or looking up from my phone
  SergeYager: you shouldn't?
Genie_M: rhythm is a weird spelled word. for me vehicle is another - it doesn't look as it should
 RebelliousUno: Presumably subs shouldn't?
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Mine O'Clock! James is away, so Serge and Uno are going TO THE END! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/FoYfYOEaIAAxDc3.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1623019222476689408
 RebelliousUno: veeickle
  SergeYager: Hadouken!
  TXC2: Subs should never get ads, that's the point of subbing
  Sarah_Serinde: Might just be Twitch being weird about subs, I hear people complain about that occasionally
  ThingsOnMyStream: That was the first GIFY result for "minecraft the end" I'm happy with the decision
  SergeYager: thank you Paul, lol
  SergeYager: A+ tweet
Genie_M: ages!
  Sarah_Serinde: The auto ad manager should be off now though, so if you've been getting ads at weird non-break times during streams, you shouldn't anymore
  TXC2: thanks Paul
  SergeYager: h'ok, gonna run the intro video soon. I tested everything, but headphone users be careful *just in case*
  TXC2: guard your ears!
  ThingsOnMyStream: I can confirm that the auto ad manager is disabled
 TehAmelie: oh hi
  SergeYager: how is it?
  TXC2: here we GO!
 Ivalenz_: Opening, check.
 baskwalla: Hello all, here we go!
Genie_M: sound is fine
  SergeYager: yay
  TXC2: seems ok so far
Genie_M: volume good
  SergeYager: and meeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 Ivalenz_: 
Genie_M: AND SERGE!
  Sarah_Serinde: Yep, perfect Serge 
  TXC2: ages ages ages
 Ivalenz_: Host, check. Mic, check.
  Sarah_Serinde: And we hear you
Genie_M: camera good
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 puls3evo: And this message... to go further... Beyond!
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kaziel0: Hello Serge!
  TXC2: Hello Serge
 DudelidouX: Morning Serge!
 GhostValv: 
 RocknGrohlNerd: Hi gamers, chat and all other
ArtemisHuntress: hello!
 itira: Good Morning everyone 
 Ivalenz_: Perfect stream start. +1 
Met_kaf: 
  TXC2: hello RocknGrohlNerd  and itira  welcome
  Sarah_Serinde: No Serge you did a good job and you deserve to hear it 
  TXC2: !patreon
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 Ritaspirithntr: Morning!!
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: well done Serge
  Juliamon: SYIDAGJ
 innerbeard: You kept the going online message from last night haha
 BrookJustBones: youtube, please press F to pay respect
 CasualKing21: "Make a comment of your favorite block" that's how you get engagement
 PsychoI3oy:  
  TXC2: !uno
  LRRbot: RebelliousUno is streaming as well. Be sure to check out his view of the stream and give him a follow! https://www.twitch.tv/rebelliousuno
Genie_M: Uno voice good!
 Ivalenz_: Guest, check.
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah his volume level is good to
 tidehollowcat: Just got here.  Was very briefly confused as to why Serge was streaming today.
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  Sarah_Serinde: *too
 the_one_and_only_kim: there was no partying like a rockstar, bad start!
 Statist42: hi friends! 
 rogerivany: Today is the day they become Rocket Men.
Alger_Waterlow: Hello
  TXC2: hello Statist42  and Alger_Waterlow  welcome
 Ivalenz_: Sugar from sugarcane?
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Genie_M: oh, did you see the "20 second speedrun" thing?
 the_one_and_only_kim: Magic hands man
Genie_M: re: woodland mansions
  TXC2: yeah we're into Minecraft that existed when Mine O'clock did (I think)
 beowuuf: and serge!
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 theghostwiththemost: button time
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 beowuuf: (I may be running a touch late)
  TXC2: hello beowuuf  welcome
 brieandbacon: and Serge!!1
 LordZarano: @Genie_M Yeah a lot of the weirder set seed speedruns use woodland mansions
 the_one_and_only_kim: was about to ask about rockets
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: we can fly!
ArtemisHuntress: the important things in life
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: imersion restored!
  TXC2: the small things that matter
  ThingsOnMyStream: All the dev time went into check necks
  ThingsOnMyStream: chicken necks
  Sarah_Serinde: Easier to decorate when you have all that space
  Sarah_Serinde: I wonder how that happened 
 Nigouki: time to reno his room
  TXC2: ^
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Genie_M: buckets?
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: needs more chickens...
 DrLigmaPhD: (Statler voice)More like the lou!
 LordZarano: @Genie_M Naturally spawning lit nether portals can also happen with ruined portals intersecting with a woodland mansion and setting it on fire although I think only 2 seeds have been found where this actually occurs
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CrazymattCaptain: some wood to make a shulker?
 DudelidouX: Bring chests and crafting table too.
  TXC2: "help me Uno-wan Kenobi, you're my only hope"
 aitsu100: serge wouldnt dare put a chest and crafting table in an ender chest
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: both
 brieandbacon: cookie now
 GhostValv: both
 beowuuf: yeah, never trust the tomorrow cookie
 Ravynn: This might expose whether we think Serge is good for two cookies.
 rogerivany: I might die later.  So now.
 aiamethyst: always cookie now
 brieandbacon: tomorrow isn't certain
 Wolfstrike_NL: Waiting? Ugh no!
JeremyDevoid: i am on team give me the dang box of cookies
 innerbeard: Double it and give it to the next person
 aitsu100: never trust tomorrow cookie
  RomanGoro: Cookie now and immediately go buy another one
  TXC2: team seize the means of cookie production
Boon_33: first mine o clock, then cookie
 kainboa: ain't nobody got time to wait for tomorrow, gimme that cookie now
scuba_antney: If you have enough Big cows.... then you should be fine to have you cookies and eat them too
Genie_M: what kind of cookie?
 DudelidouX: Depends some of my friends always forget the tomorrow
minifootwear: two cookies because then I'll be happy all day looking forward to my cookies
  Sarah_Serinde: You know, I trust Serge for two cookies
ArtemisHuntress: what if I'm not hungry tomorrow?
CrazymattCaptain: tomorrow is so far away
 Ravynn: Sarah_Serinde And have you ever gotten said two cookies?
 Harvest25: cookie monster
 BrookJustBones: But if Serge heads to England to give Uno a cookie, he would get there tomorrow local time
ArtemisHuntress: have we inspected the new chicken necks yet?
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: i hear the necks are delicious
  Sarah_Serinde: @Ravynn He hasn't promised me two cookies before. I have gotten tasty food, a trip to the ocean, and turtles. So like, not a bad track record
 BrookJustBones: Pork is the same as steak
Genie_M: pie!
 aitsu100: ooo does serge know about Cori's crispy chicken hand from CDHC yesterday?
 MehallD: cant believe the pumpkin pie disrespect right now
 LordZarano: All about that saturation
 GhostValv: 
scuba_antney:  
Genie_M: Uno being efficient
 badpandabear: Uno sounds like a vengeful chicken god
scuba_antney: Chunkbase starts at 1.13, yep
Genie_M: yeah, so probably blind flight
 aitsu100: yuo see Uno is a chicken egg god after they hatch they are on thier own
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I think a couple different people tried and it didn't work
ArtemisHuntress: in this playthrough, where does the base come from? Are we using the same base and just updating the world around it, or are we using old bases to try out the new update?
Angreed66: The thig about chicken is you can automate it easily. All the "better" foods are more time consuming to aquire
 GhostValv: 
  Sarah_Serinde: @ArtemisHuntress They keep the chunks where their base is and reset the world when it's relevant to
 beowuuf: @ArtemisHuntress updating the world around it, sometimes they've trimmed back to just their base
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: damn
 itira: Serge, im shocked
 aitsu100: i see serge has met Miss Kitty
ArtemisHuntress: thanks folks
Genie_M: sidetrack!
 Harvest25: 1.13 is correct
scuba_antney: Wait.... that was the only cat you could tame back then, right???
  TXC2: this is VERY important
 Harvest25: Could always do another check
 creasehearst: an ocelot or an ocelittle?
 GhostValv: D:
  Sarah_Serinde:  Uno
 TrickJarrett: I keep coming back to some choice one-liners by Serge. "I need to get this cat Uno"
Genie_M: probably?
 rogerivany: Get Uno to circle around the other side.
  TXC2: hello TrickJarrett  welcome
 the_one_and_only_kim: ocelots arent like cats
 beowuuf: no no, as a previous cat owner the man is quite right 
 Welbog: James looks different. New shirt?
scuba_antney: And to be lower than it.... I walked half way through a jungle just yesterday to feed one   
  TXC2: Ocelots count as big cats IRL right?
 the_one_and_only_kim: remember your time hunting cheevos
 TrickJarrett: @TXC2 Hi hi
Boon_33: darn cat AI... it bloody purfect.
ArtemisHuntress: did it require a specific type of fish?
 Harvest25: Speed strats
Genie_M: shhhh! be wewwy wewwy quiet - we're huntin' ocelot
 BrookJustBones: "Ocelots approach players holding raw cod or raw salmon within 10 blocks. If the player moves, turns their head too quickly, or stops holding the item while within 6 blocks, the ocelot flees and does not attempt to approach the player for a few seconds."
 BrookJustBones: From the wiki
Genie_M: don't move
 beowuuf: lol
Genie_M: you scare it
Spades_Slicc: rip vine
 TrickJarrett: David Attenborough narrates Mine O'Clock, "And here we have the rare predator, Serge, in his natural block habitat seeking his prey, a wild ocelot"
  TXC2: foiled!
 beowuuf: this is why vine died 
  Sarah_Serinde: If you want to offer advice and Serge hasn't asked for it, ask him if he wants help first
 aitsu100: Wait El Funko is here?
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: it's all part of the process...
Genie_M: why is there fire in the jungle?
 CanPlayGames: psspsspsspss
 the_one_and_only_kim: is it your first ocelot rodeo though?
 SnackPak_: greatest cat hunter? is Jo showing up? 
 TrickJarrett: I approve Uno, your artwork is appreciated
 MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Thanks Serge, now I want to see an actual cat rodeo.
 CanPlayGames:    
CrazymattCaptain: !badadvice
 Ivalenz_: 
Boon_33: so lifelike
 CanPlayGames: The PssPssPss was working?
 TrickJarrett: It wants Kitty Feast
  TXC2: well it's an ocelot, it's fancy
Genie_M: do cats go to thrown food?
 Ravynn: Cod is pretty low tier food
 malsareus: bighttime, when the creepers come out to party
 TrickJarrett: Serge's cat hunt yielded ocefew I fear
  Juliamon: Sheba is cat food
 MolaMolaphant: so if Serge befriends this, will it be an Ocelatte?
  TXC2: Sheba is cat food brand yes
 brieandbacon: it is in the UK definitely
 beowuuf: sheba's cat, right?
Genie_M: EU too
Genie_M: it's just a tail
 BrookJustBones: do ocelots scare creepers? or just cats
Otakuman81: See the cat, be the cat.
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: can't complain
xzarisx: Im here for it
Genie_M: walkoff
scuba_antney: Cat is currently winning
ArtemisHuntress: turns out, leopards are very good at camoflage
 beowuuf: a canadian stand off, it's far more polite and pythonesque
  TXC2: it's a titanic battle of wits, and the cat is winning
JeremyDevoid: just like IRL cat cat knows what the human wants and has decided its more fun to irritate the human.
 Wolfstrike_NL: Uno, we need you to build a fence to speed up the process
 the_one_and_only_kim: Uno, the problem is that the cat ISNT near him
 malsareus: the cat wants chicken
 TrickJarrett: Fun cat fact, my first online handle on IRC was Catacomb, named for Magic's terrible Catacomb Dragon
 SnackPak_: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 TheThirdTail: 
 beowuuf: it will now follow you?
avi_miller: Serge is right
Krat_Arona: Is this the part where we let Serge know Ocelots can only breed, and not be tamed? 
 itira: Youre right Serge
 CanPlayGames: Serge is right?
 CanPlayGames: Feed more?
jessicaengle: Hello!
Boon_33: Serge knows all cats are house cats
  TXC2: hello jessicaengle  welcome
 creasehearst: Ocelot trusting players isn't added until 1.14
 itira: if its scared you cant feed it
avi_miller: Picky kitty
 LordZarano: In the achievement run ocelot had to be not scared to be tamed
 itira: thats it, the cat doesnt like you
 Skakerman_: sounds like a cat
 beowuuf: headcanon accepted
scuba_antney: He's just a little skittish.  He still love you, Serge
 MurphEP: It just can't show it
  TXC2: oh cats are never your friend, cats think of you as a servant
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: fixed
 Harvest25: the feline meta
 Manae: That was raw fish, right?
 beowuuf: it's all content for the content gods 
 Mangledpixel: "Ocelots can now gain trust for the player by being fed fish." is added in 1.14
  TXC2: cool game 
Boon_33: how bizzare
TheAinMAP: 
 TrickJarrett: It sounds like a very realistic cat interaction to me
 Mangledpixel: yes, you are right
 DudelidouX: Wasn't it breeding ocelot gave you a cat?
 anclag: hi friends
  TXC2: hello anclag  welcome
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 DudelidouX: iron center top leave bottom corner empty
Met_kaf: Nope
 beowuuf: just about
 sirpythias: negative
ArtemisHuntress: nothing
 omdorastrix: make a Y of wood, ingot top center
 tidehollowcat: Just barely
 aitsu100: barely
  Sarah_Serinde: Seems about the same for us
  TXC2: we can the building just
 anclag: who said that?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
JeremyDevoid: given that the murder box is such a pain to get to would it be a good idea to try and setup a Nether Portal?
 Harvest25: cool joke gamer
 DudelidouX: So Serge is our James at home?
  Sarah_Serinde: Serge is his own person who is also great
avi_miller: Well Serge is currently at home, so Serge is the Serge at home
  Sarah_Serinde: Good point
Boon_33: NightWait 2023
 Harvest25: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 10:38 AM
  TXC2: "you can only sleep at night" and other lies
Krat_Arona: We take for granted all the QOL we have now
  Sarah_Serinde: Oof
 MurphEP: 
 itira: noooooo
NimrodXIV: oof
 aitsu100: oh no
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: NO!
ArtemisHuntress: oh nooo
Krat_Arona: Noooooo
Genie_M: ouch
avi_miller: Ohno!!!
 SnackPak_: oofa and doofa
 beowuuf: oh no 
Tehbeard: OOF
scuba_antney: oh no!
JeremyDevoid: oof
TheAinMAP: Oh no 
Genie_M: yikes 
  TXC2: oh dear 
  Sarah_Serinde: Well I guess that's something
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: did you toast also land butter side down?
ArtemisHuntress: wow. Could have been a lot better, could have been a lot worse
 aitsu100: i was worried you were gonna say both the ipad screen and glasses smashed
Boon_33: I blame the Cat
ReaperTitan152001: offa dooffa!
avi_miller: Prescription lenses can be a bit expensive
 omdorastrix: If the lenses are still good and they have the same frames around they can simply transplant to the new frames for the cost of the frame.
thefightnerd: also, the toast is a lie
 Calyte: And you got butter all over the floor.
 brieandbacon: well, you'd have to toast the iPad before buttering
TwitchTVsFrank: cant you get prescription glasses online for like 20 bucks
 anclag: *please do not butter your iPad
ArtemisHuntress: covering everything in butter sure is a way to make it all worse
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: so slick
 omdorastrix: If you butter the back side of an iPad and drop it do you get a perpetual motion machine?
Genie_M: well
  Sarah_Serinde: I was looking for ipad cases recently and basically couldn't find any that I actually liked
 SnackPak_: 
  TXC2: Jo's smart
 malsareus: Jo using the evidence based aproach
 LordZarano: That's not what a "screen protector" is Serge...
 tidehollowcat: 
scuba_antney:   
 omdorastrix: Thiccc
Genie_M: that's armor
avi_miller:   
 malsareus: Oh that 1 is great, I have it too
 JosephDeath: It's 'rugged'
Tehbeard: So that it doesn't fall..
 MrSarkhan: I don't know if they ship to Canada but if you know your prescription you could go to Zenni or Eye Buy Direct to order glasses online. They're really affordable and decent quality. It's actually cheaper for me than using my vision insurance.
  Sarah_Serinde: Because...manly?
 creasehearst: tacticool
ArtemisHuntress: it looks like a gaming laptop design
 Manae: Aren't the grippy lines so you can fold the top back to make a triangle to sit it up on?
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: ready for the arctic tundra
  TXC2: Sarah_Serinde  oh Gods you're right
 SnackPak_: 
 Skakerman_: grippy bits so it doesn't slip off of shelves
 malsareus: that's a case made to last
  Sarah_Serinde: I mean rugged cases are also a thing and are useful for some people. But...not necessarily just for everyday casual use
ArtemisHuntress: yeah, "tacticool"
 omdorastrix: JCB = Caterpillar
 Vanbael: Best grip for soap is rope, when the soap is on the rope
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: earth moving equipment
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: they still do. they are ok
  TXC2: there is so much JCB branded nonsense
Genie_M: Cat phones are still being produced
 TheAwkes: Caterpillar does too. I had one for a few years. It was tough as hell and packed a huge battery.
Tehbeard: To be fair, the JCB phone was designed for those who operate the machines... as in higher than average chance for drops/smashes etc.
 omdorastrix: Caterpillar also did - I think it was a rebadged SONIM phone fwiw.  Could probably survive being driven over by a caterpillar
Genie_M: some with thermal cameras, HUGE batteries and it can also charge phones connected to them
Mahtamori: Those cat phones are very good for their target audience. They don't break when you drop them and they have long battery life
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: @Tehbeard they actualy have very good thermal cameras
 Arikell: Now I'm curious how the JCB phone compares to the Nokia 3310
ArtemisHuntress: the JCB phone mostly just looks like a multimeter
 BrookJustBones: A friend of mine was able to bend his JCB phone under a giant log, which damaged it just enough to get a refund
 omdorastrix: @Arikell I think the 3300 series would survive a direct missile strike.  The others are "construction grade" as opposed to "I sneeze and crack the screen" grade
Tehbeard: @Arikell I feel like that's an unstoppable force vs immovable mountain situation
  TXC2: the 3310 is the nuclear bunker of mobile phones
avi_miller: Ah yes, the method of “choose a direction and just stick to it”
 omdorastrix: !advice
  LRRbot: Shatter the salt cellar.
Genie_M: having a "please make me a map that takes me to a (building type)"
Tehbeard: The recovery compass should have been that, an explorer compass you sacrifice/pay items to find things. be it end cities, biomes, or where you landed too hard.
 Dalrint: A villager you can rescue from the end who is disguised as an underman. Poorly disguised.
 tidehollowcat: "I was stuck bouncing after I came through the egg"
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: @TXC2 when i worked in a mine people were still using those because they were sooooo tough
Genie_M: weast
  TXC2: BoatyMcBoatfaceJr  neat!
 Harvest25: !seed
  LRRbot: The seed for the Minecraft through the ages Server is: -4439710337765636179
avi_miller: Down
  Sarah_Serinde: as is tradition
Boon_33: !left
Genie_M: does it still do the slab-misplacement stuff?
  Juliamon: It probably does
  TXC2: only one way to find out
  Juliamon: that was a problem for a very long time
 omdorastrix: ~1000?
Genie_M: it's a huge empty circle
Tehbeard: more like 1000
 omdorastrix: Of course no one on this show is known for tangents
Genie_M: lüt
 omdorastrix: Hmm - chunkbase only goes back to 1.13 java generation..
  TXC2: !findquote hacker
  LRRbot: Quote #7389: "That's all I say now, just 'hacker voice'." —Serge [2020-12-08]
 LordManiMani: 😐 this isn't Mario party 
  TXC2: LordManiMani  title should be updated if you refresh
  Sarah_Serinde: @omdorastrix Yeah we talked about that earlier, that's why they're not using a guide to find cities
Genie_M: it has significant kickback too
devilkat2134: hiii
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 the_one_and_only_kim: I think in this version you can pearl while floating too?
Tehbeard: @omdorastrix I think cubiome goes back that far
  Sarah_Serinde: sudden instinct to count falls >_>
devilkat2134: <message deleted>will u please say my name
 tidehollowcat: Shields really mess up water bucket mlgs
Genie_M: let's build a shulker farm 
 tidehollowcat: Boat mlgs as well
Tehbeard: Several weeks away from that @Genie_M
 tidehollowcat: That's what killed Impulse in Last Life - he couldn't catch himself because he had a shield equipped.
Genie_M: it's fun, but slightly painful to watch
 omdorastrix: I think that one you killed on the outside ledge dropped a shell
 Harvest25: Dropper map
  TXC2: loooot!
Genie_M: silktouch perks
Tehbeard: pearls serge
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Genie_M: and elytras?
Bearudite: is the commisar in town?
scuba_antney: VH practice coming in clutch
  TXC2: couple of gammers up in here
Genie_M: they are so much harder to beat in Dungeons
Genie_M: oops
NimrodXIV: splat
Tehbeard: Well, you did leave...
avi_miller: F
  Sarah_Serinde: Well that's one way of leaving 
scuba_antney: F
 PsychoI3oy: MLGn't
 aitsu100: MLOoooops
Boon_33: oofa
 Master_Gunner: next time grab a trap door for the egg?
scuba_antney: Time for some Mike Tyson Punch Out practice now...
  TXC2: well well well if it isn't the consequences of my actions
Genie_M: left jab right hook
avi_miller: Swimming will be soon, but not yet
  TXC2: ages ages ages
 omdorastrix: ages
  TXC2: where is our bucket of water lrrbot?
  TXC2: !advice
  LRRbot: Wash your hands.
 brieandbacon: how is your bucket of water?
 LordManiMani: this is the only way I'd ever experience like this, as endermen terrify me on an existential level 
Genie_M: booo
 Master_Gunner: to be pedantic, trapdoors *do* exist in this version, they're just not helpful.
scuba_antney: Where's your looting fist?
  TXC2: but we dont have out bucket lrrbot!
 rogerivany: I figured Serge
 rogerivany: would have looting 3 on his fists.
jessicaengle: sweep the legs
Spades_Slicc: @jessicaengle but he doesn't have a broom
 Wolfstrike_NL: !advice
  LRRbot: Never bet on the ghost.
Boon_33: you got this Rocky
 tidehollowcat: Saturation going down so fast
jessicaengle: 
  Sarah_Serinde: ouch
Boon_33: robbed
avi_miller: 0/6
 Mai_Andra: Waiting for the trees to add acorns so we can enchant these nuts.  
Genie_M: ender-ender
avi_miller: The game officially hates Serge
  TXC2: like me drafting, we've gone 0/6 
 LordZarano: 1.11.2 Shulker article: https://web.archive.org/web/20161231051902/http://minecraft.gamepedia.com/Shulker
Bearudite: exactly how random stuff works
 tidehollowcat: Pretty sure the drop rate is 50%
Angreed66: 0/6 is a relatively normal thing for 50/50s
Tehbeard: used up all your luck on those early bucket clutches...
 Wolfstrike_NL: Serge is getting Mount drop rates
jessicaengle: It's the ocelot all over again
avi_miller: Place your bets chat, how many will it take? 
Spades_Slicc: 0.078% chance of 0 out of 7
 Vanbael: is this the trident all over again?
Angreed66: rng does have streaks typically
 Sandeon: 527 ENDERMEN
Darth_Mogs: Ask any gacha player how often it's possible to lose a 50/50.
 InquisitorGaia: serge is gonna starve before a pearl drops
 aitsu100: we are getting to Monste rHunter drop rated
 Tripleyew: 10 feels good to me
scuba_antney: There isn't a mechanic that it won't drop by punching, is there?
jessicaengle: You're statistically notable, Serge 
scuba_antney: Woo!
 corefluxx: Like my highschool Finite teacher used to say "The dice have no memory"
mjiig: @Spades_Slicc I think you added a zero there
Bearudite: based on observation 0/7 is 100% chance
SkunkyBlitz: Just don't miss 
Malazim: Hey at least it is not RuneScape drop rates.
Krat_Arona: Uno with a mouthful of steaks: "Oh, you had steaks?"
 the_one_and_only_kim: POE droprates
 aitsu100: ah that was your problem Serge Mis-steaks were made
 Comeback323: I just 100%ed it today
 Comeback323: yup, took over a year lol
Genie_M: I have an idle game running for 7+ years now
 Comeback323: yup, 100% that too
Genie_M: 2900 days tomorrow
Bearudite: crimany
Malazim: Yeah but most of drop rates are directly inspired by the actual RuneScape drop rates
 Comeback323: now waiting for the township rework
Spades_Slicc: @mjiig I forgot to go from decimal to %
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  TXC2: Genie_M  that;s quite a commitment
Bearudite: its the content we crave
  Juliamon: It's okay, even the pros miss an MLG sometimes
 chuckaw1977: and it is after 11 so you are a gamer now
Krat_Arona: The official stealers of water.
jessicaengle: The Tim Horton's sponsorship 
 InquisitorGaia: you kean nestle?
Boon_33: had to cancel my preorder for the body pillow
  TXC2: it's a BIG pocket
 LordZarano: Ocelot in 1.11.2 wiki: https://web.archive.org/web/20170101075941/http://minecraft.gamepedia.com/Ocelot
SkunkyBlitz: Big water knows what it's doing with water
 aitsu100: wet money still sells
 chuckaw1977: Uno NO
Genie_M: @TXC2 it's silly fun, runs mostly on its own even if I don't pay attention to it - it's more a "zero player game", and not an incremental idling one
penguinbloke: Horrified at the thought of a soggy pillow
 RockPusher: Serge sold his soul to the moist industrial complex
mjiig: Genie_M what game?
 aitsu100: i thought Serges tag line was just his cute high pitched Hi just like Cam has "Huh?"
Genie_M: Godville
  TXC2: the soggy pillow is always cool 
 LordManiMani: at a relativity level,  don't years technically take longer in Canada because it's further from the equator? like at the equator time passes faster due to speed? or is this nonsense/backwards
scuba_antney: Just a little side adventure
avi_miller: Serge’s tagline is clearly 
RyubosJ: where's serge's shulka box?
 RocknGrohlNerd: who need big water, you can just drink...half a glass of water...
RyubosJ: ah
Genie_M: oh, HAGOW 
 Mai_Andra: There's a metaphor for life in there somewhere.  Nothing happened, but somehow, so much time is gone.
  TXC2: LordManiMani  other way round, Canada is closer to the earth's core, thus time is slower
 Snowcookies: rip serge's minecraft career
RyubosJ: you really would be james at home then
Darth_Mogs: "We look forward to you next Tuesday for Tarkov Tuesday, a new segment"
jessicaengle: James comes back from vacation: "Where Moc???"
 TehAmelie: big silica!
Genie_M: Tarkov o'clock
SkunkyBlitz: Big Sponge has entered the chat
Bearudite: Big British Humour?
 LordManiMani: @txc2 closer? is that because of the spheroid whatever shape squeezing the equator outwards?
 chuckaw1977: Subnautica Tuesday
Tehbeard: chat, was that last end city L shaped by chance?
  TXC2: welcome our new sponsor: SAND!
  TXC2: LordManiMani  exactly
 Masslost: I mean the sponge market is wide open
 TehAmelie: if you invest in both big water and big silica, you can't lose. it's like betting on red and black
avi_miller: Uno sounds like a parent
 SnackPak_: it sure is
 LordManiMani: @txc2 very rad.
 RockPusher: Ah yes, NEast
Genie_M: please Uno don't jinx it
Genie_M: gloves
  TXC2: helmets?
 LordManiMani: Fingerless gloves
Bearudite: hoes?
 chuckaw1977: vault idols
Nathade: what are diamond pigs?
 rogerivany: I don't remember seeing swords?  But maybe I did?
 brieandbacon: horse armour?
 tidehollowcat: horse armor spawns in end cities
Genie_M: nice big city
 TehAmelie: three minutes so short, it's more like two minutes!
  TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 LordZarano: And hopefully the loot doesn't despawn
 chuckaw1977: Serge: "It's not worth our time."  Serge 5 seconds later, "It's totally worth our time"
Genie_M: ah, music is back
 LordZarano: "Shulkers drop 5 experience when killed by a player or a tamed wolf. They also have a 50% chance to drop a shulker shell." - 1.11.2 wiki, clearly putting the most important information first
Genie_M: Now I would like to see someone coming to the End with a tamed wolf
  Sarah_Serinde: I expect that order of information is just because the previous entry only had the xp part, and then they added the shulker part on the end rather than rewording when the update happened
  Juliamon: also, it is a wiki, so just some random wiki editor did the work
  TXC2: and we're back
TheAinMAP: 
 beowuuf: 
Genie_M: _End_ we're back
jessicaengle: ages, ages, ages (I missed the start of the stream)
Genie_M: there's more boat
  Sarah_Serinde: phew
  TXC2: I saw some of it pop in
Bearudite: oh good the front didn't fall off
 Beleqwaya: Wait a minute, you look different James.
  Sarah_Serinde: Serge conveniently dividing labour in the way that gets him the first set of wings 
  Sarah_Serinde: Which means Uno's had it done to him twice in a row 
 Beleqwaya: Wow, the concept of a shulker with fire aspect is actually terrifying
Genie_M: wheeeeeeee
  TXC2: fire aspect shulker = what if gravity set you on fire 
Genie_M: aw 
 ReynardWrecca: Good evening folks. I hope we're all well.
jessicaengle: 
  TXC2: hello ReynardWrecca  welcome
 Beleqwaya: @ReynardWrecca I'm actually sick, which means I get to stay home and watch streams.
Genie_M: hope you do better than 9
 ReynardWrecca: Hey, every cloud has a silver lining, eh @Beleqwaya ? Hope it's nothing serious. Hey @TXC2
penguinbloke: There goes the Uno soggy pillow
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah it was 9
 TemporallyAwry: Everything ran late, but I'm here.  Good stream so far? 
 chuckaw1977: just use clense
Tehbeard: Imagine if the shulker bullet levitate applied to items as well..
  TXC2: hello TemporallyAwry  welcome
 Earthenone: !schedule
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  Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
 TemporallyAwry: I'll have to catch the vod 
scuba_antney: Gamer!
Genie_M: 
 Beleqwaya: I like Chrous fruit to counter shulkers. They take you to the ground when you eat them.
Bearudite: dilt biffrent
jessicaengle: 
Darth_Mogs: "I'm happy for you but also how dare you"
  TXC2: we have the evidence as proof
 LordZarano: !vagh
  LRRbot: labtaH rebelIyuS'uno! much leghbogh ghaH 'e' yIbej ej' ghaH yItlha'! https://www.twitch.tv/rebelliousuno
 DudelidouX: Anything left where he fell?
  Sarah_Serinde: Probably loot?
 rogerivany: In a chest?
  Sarah_Serinde: Hmm
 TemporallyAwry: This music is lovely 
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Leet
 TemporallyAwry: Favorite Minecraft Biome // Dimension
 SnackPak_: what's for lunch today?
 Snowcookies: your opinion on diorite?
 brieandbacon: What advice would you like from Future-Serge?
  TXC2: Card you are most looking forward to from Phyrexia ?
 tidehollowcat: Personally a big fan of the vault
RyubosJ: how much would shulker's in jungles suck/be great?
 MolaMolaphant: If I have zero spoons (literal and metaphorical) what's a good coffee ritual?
Genie_M: still love the endless dimensions from that april first build
 TemporallyAwry: Oh heck, I missed part 1, I'll have to catch that later.
 DrLigmaPhD: Your opinion on the political status of Latveria?
 TemporallyAwry: Rat-lantis is also pretty high up there on modded-dimensions
 DrLigmaPhD: (its a bad joke)
  TXC2: Latveria = where Doctor Doom comes from
  TXC2: an A.I. ?
Bearudite: there needs to be a comma after silly
 Ravynn: Golden Age Latveria was kind of racist. Modern age Latveria is now a really interesting political commentary on micro-nations
wildpeaks: +1 might be AI-generated
 lightfut: if Dr Doom has socialized health care I'm interested
 TemporallyAwry: I still can't tell from any of this if it was a real place or not 
 Ravynn: lightfut It does!
duncanfth: lol Snap
Monocerotis2010: but do they have free health care
  TXC2: TemporallyAwry  it's from Marvel comics
voren_chalco: @lightfut It may come with an iron mask, though.
 lightfut: I may be willing to make that trade
 TemporallyAwry: @TXC2 I got that, but that it was "only ever fictional" wasn't immediately obvious 
  TXC2: TemporallyAwry  ah I see
 SnackPak_: Uno snacking on some shulkers
7gorobei: Doom keeps you fed and healthy, but anyone who directly interacts with him risks dying if you push one of his emotional landmine triggers
jessicaengle: nom nom
 TemporallyAwry: What minecraft food do you most wish you could eat IRL?
  TXC2: !advice
  LRRbot: Do not look directly at Mom.
Genie_M: which European country would you visit?
KeytarCat: When?
jessicaengle: What is ama?
 DrLigmaPhD: Why do it do like it be?
  TXC2: jessicaengle  "ask me anything"
duncanfth: lmao
scuba_antney:  
jessicaengle: ty @TXC2
 aitsu100: Mooshrooms
KeytarCat: Waste not!
 Ravynn: Windmill slam spider eyes
  TXC2: I think I haven't had stake in 3 years 
KeytarCat: I haven't been to a stake in years
 DudelidouX: Yea but you can have steak already. I'd want to try chorus fruit.
scuba_antney: Yes
 Ravynn: Yup
Genie_M: sure
Tehbeard: Yes, they poison you
 TehAmelie: i'd like a hay bale that transforms into a bunch of bread
Beleqwaya: Would a mooshroom steak be considered vegetarian?
 TemporallyAwry: Yes - it has amazing food-saturation, if you can ignore the poison.
 aitsu100: only wrong answer i feel is zombie flesh
 sirpythias: i think it poisons does it?
 LordZarano: I think I'd be too scared to try chorus fruit, but I'd want to watch someone else eat it
Genie_M: yep
 TehAmelie: it's poisonous, but very filling. sort of like beer
 Ravynn: Are mooshrooms vegeterians?
 TemporallyAwry: Is Ork vegetarian?
Tehbeard: depends on if mooshrooms are 40k ork related?
Bearudite: fungi are not vegetables tho
  TXC2: if they sentient you shouldn't eat them at all
Genie_M: they're mushrooms moving
 DudelidouX: mushrooms are closer to us then vegetable
Angreed66: cows infected by mushroom
 The_Knight_Owl: can't you shear the mushrooms off of them
avi_miller: You can shear the mushrooms off and then they become regular cows
 TehAmelie: did you know mushrooms are closer related to animals than plants
unityx69: According to Minecraft lore the mooshroom are infected cows.
 rogerivany: Mushrooms aren't vegetables?
 Ritaspirithntr: I mean. You can shear the mushroom off a mooshroom and it becomes a regular cow
KeytarCat: @DudelidouX I love and hate this in equal measure
 MolaMolaphant: spore-cs?
Genie_M: and the mapping thing works
 Solid_Fuel: atleast not vegan?
RyubosJ: wait if Mooshrooms are infected cows then is there a mod where other mobs/bioms get infecteded?
 DrLigmaPhD: Fungi are more akin tothe Kingdom  Animalia than Plantae anyway
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 Harvest25: but Fortune 3... oh well
 TehAmelie: shroom zombies? wait that's been done before
 betazed15: Spiky bomb?
 TemporallyAwry: https://clips.twitch.tv/ChillyNimbleCourgettePastaThat-ifDy_yHtw2QBlrZa
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  TXC2: if it has more then three stories do we call it a saga? 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  TXC2:   
RyubosJ: @TXC2 boooooo 10/10
  TXC2: RyubosJ  thank you
jessicaengle: o7
RyubosJ: but also as mtg has taught us sagas only have three chapters. so the answer would be no i guess
 LordZarano: 1304, -2150
 Ravynn: One thing Minecraft could use, is a knockdown mechanic like Borderlands where a friendly can get to you in time and revive you
 Ravynn: I wonder if anyone has made that mod
 Beleqwaya: That's why you use Chorus Fruit
 Beleqwaya: The chorus fruit will take you all the way to ground level while you are levitating
 Beleqwaya: So you eat the fruit before levitation ends
unityx69: What is your FOV at the moment?
 TemporallyAwry: They shot through the portal 
 LordZarano: 70 is default
 rogerivany: You guys didn't take the Dragon Egg?...  Does the Dragon egg do anything?
 rogerivany: I always take it...for reasons.
 TemporallyAwry: The Dragon Egg is vital in making a coin-flipping machine 
Genie_M: dragon head from ship nose?
 Sandeon: can you even build observers in this version?
 the_one_and_only_kim: you could take the dragon egg, put it in James' room and see how long it takes for him to notice it
jessicaengle: Bless you!
 PsychoI3oy: wait, you have an elytra on a sign on a chest? is that the one James had?
 TemporallyAwry: Doors didn't used to stack.  QoL updates 
 rogerivany: Casually tossing away diamond shovels
Angreed66: you also don't have mending tools
 SnackPak_: 
jessicaengle:   
  Sarah_Serinde: 
scuba_antney:  
 Ravynn:   
 Beleqwaya: Why didn't you take thee Fortune 3 pick from the boat? Even if it was only iron, that is still fine for most of the blocks you would use it on
 Snowcookies: lol
  TXC2: never throw things away, hoard EVERYTHING
  Sarah_Serinde: @Beleqwaya Because Serge has Standards™ 
 the_one_and_only_kim: Uno is going to need a clean take of that quote for his sound board Serge
 Snowcookies: For the hoard, as they say in WoW
 TemporallyAwry: https://clips.twitch.tv/AverageLazyGrousePJSalt-FRq9e8z_HyR05feJ
Boon_33: you could tame a 2nd cat 
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avi_miller: Should work, but you may need to adjust the timing for the old water physics
 Snowcookies: I don't think it'll work cos I never made one /j
 DudelidouX: Quick google says flushing mob farm started in 1.11
 LordZarano: "Activation of a dropper or dispenser" is Detected in PC, but not Detected in PE according to 1.11 wiki
 the_one_and_only_kim: that was my first mob farm I made too
 Snowcookies: a video of it should still exist
 rogerivany: Chat...how did I accidently change the default google language to french?
TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/BenevolentFilthyWalletJonCarnage-UQwEffwtnE3jZBLq
Thex2001: Oh look, I found serge again 
  TXC2: wow that was years ago
  Sarah_Serinde: I remember
avi_miller: Oh yeah, and Cameron said that you were a monster
  Sarah_Serinde: I thought exploding cow was well before server times
 TemporallyAwry: @TheAinMAP That clip is way better than mine.  Well done 
  Sarah_Serinde: That was very early in LRR streams, like Jan 2014
  TXC2: the cow is from 2014 at least
 badpandabear: I do remember Alex and Cameron building a mob farm
 ExachixKitsune: We cannot be expected to remember all of the times James has failed to move a cow
 RockPusher: RIP Butter Road, you were a real one
 ExachixKitsune: actually we can
  Sarah_Serinde: Someone did pull up the  incident in a past stream, and it was Jan 2014
 ExachixKitsune: time for a wiki project
 CanPlayGames: I can't even remember the times he succeeded at cow 
  TXC2: all I remember is the cow incident showed up on the streams trailer LRR made in 2014
 ExachixKitsune: 
 LordZarano: Old wiki calls it an "Active Mob Displacement" mob farm https://web.archive.org/web/20161121044039/http://minecraft.gamepedia.com/Tutorials/Mob_Farm
 BrookJustBones: Does water still work before update aquatic?
 the_one_and_only_kim: just test the water physics in small scale
 DudelidouX: Don't think it's exactly the same design but basically should work.
 the_one_and_only_kim: put Uno near a hole, release the water and see if Uno falls in the hole?
 ExachixKitsune: the system works!
Boon_33: it's mob farms all the way down
 sirpythias: wasnt the big box in the sky a mob farm?
 rogerivany: Nothing in the drop farm?
 CururuGuasu: Give me your face
 the_one_and_only_kim: putting James in charge?
wildpeaks: the slam farm, where you come on and jam
  Juliamon: I think that was when you were coming down with that nasty cold
Bearudite: never cover up your failures
Tehbeard: Not even putting a torxh in under it?
 Mai_Andra: Always leave creeper holes.  They add character to the landscape.
 TehAmelie: why do we have all these swords? and holes?
  TXC2: Creeper holes are just nature tilling the land
 TehAmelie: creepers are the earthworms of Minecraft
 LordZarano: Now it's a spider-hole
  TXC2: "where does the streamer go? that's right, in the creeper hole"
Darth_Litigious: Surely they'd be more like gushers?
jessicaengle: eeeeuhh
  Juliamon: Jelly timbits
Spades_Slicc: Spider Eye boba
7gorobei: spiders are rich in taurine, they make great cat treats
 TemporallyAwry: Nah, the poison makes them more like pop-rocks 
TalpTheScot: forbidden grapes
 DrLigmaPhD: Grapes.... they're grapes
 Jovh11: Gushers are just ravioli
 ExachixKitsune: Creeper holes are just nature trying to punch their own chunk one blast at a time
jessicaengle: @7gorobei We solved the ocelot problem
 SnackPak_:  chat
 Ravynn: Spi-boba if you will
 ExachixKitsune: I won't Ravynn
  TXC2: chat making some CURSED bubble tea
 Statist42: i'll need to close the stream soon if this continues
 rogerivany: Chat can always make things worse.
 Wolfstrike_NL: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Keep your bone in the zone.
 ExachixKitsune: least we're not adding vanilla extract
 TehAmelie: wait are the spider eyes regular compound eyes or like cartoon eyeballs?
  Juliamon: same
 Ravynn: I'm more about Lychee jelly really
TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/SpeedyHelpfulShrimpGrammarKing-2x1iC6znkOH8dNdl
 TemporallyAwry: After that one LRR-Live segment, I'm upset by thinking too much about the concept of boba
Ms_LadyMix: I get my boba without boba or with jelly. It’s a legit way to have it.
 DrLigmaPhD: I'll eat anything once. Spiders probably taste very different depending on their diet
 Beleqwaya: Good boba has a tea base with sweeteners added
 Ravynn: That's not really true, you've been having low tier bubble tea then
 Jovh11: I like how many boba places can make banana smoothies. I hate my beautiful banana smoothies tainted by other less fruits
jessicaengle: Iced tea was invented out of despiration after all
 TehAmelie: why do we need mob farms when you can just run in the woods at night?
Angreed66: creepers deserve to be remembered
 DrLigmaPhD: That's just a mass grave
7gorobei: some day the lads need to punch a chunk using creepers
 betazed15: That is a mood. Same, Uno, same.
 TemporallyAwry: Pack Spawning - it's great 
 DrLigmaPhD: Squad pulling up
TheAinMAP: 
 ExachixKitsune: ddddouble creeper hole
  Juliamon: Have fun filling *that* hole
 TehAmelie: hmm maybe a simple mod can replace most mobs with creepers
  TXC2: 10 min easy solution vs the 24 hours to automate
 DrLigmaPhD: Flood?
 kainboa: it's not a creeper hole, it's a creeper feature!
 TehAmelie: for Explode a Chunk
  TXC2: why Phil ?
Boon_33: ghosts!
 DrLigmaPhD: Spider eye - Meat grape
 Snowcookies: does Uno need an intervention?
Tehbeard: @DrLigmaPhD I think any eye counts as that
 DrLigmaPhD: @DrLigmaPhD @Tehbeard Different varieties
 ExachixKitsune:    
 Nuha:  
 ExachixKitsune: oh nooo due to technical (lunch) issue MoC is finishing early oh nooo
 DrLigmaPhD: Spider eyes, spider eyes, sees whatever a spider does...
Monocerotis2010: chicken eyes, more filling but a bit chewier
 mibukotaro: Mr Puffs?
 IndustrialRocketScientist: @mibukotaro señor puffs?
 Ravynn: Do churros have a different name if smaller?
akromatirel: nope
 TemporallyAwry: Yup - QoL update, way later.
  TXC2: !clips
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 TehAmelie: can't you combine the bows to make a whole one?
 rogerivany: Really?  Glad that changed
 DrLigmaPhD: Those donuts are called ojos de araña
akromatirel: repair a bow with a bow
 creasehearst: the durability change happens in 1.13
 TemporallyAwry: Old minecraft was really something else.
 TehAmelie: it's weird how hard is it to get string
 Wolfstrike_NL: #BlameJames
akromatirel: click the green book on the crafting table menu
jessicaengle: You disrespectin' me?
 TemporallyAwry: @akromatirel #Soon
  TXC2: "back in my day we just brute forced our way into recipes, and you know what that made us? MEN!" 
akromatirel: which version is this
  Juliamon: also, gentle reminder to not backseat!
 creasehearst: 1.11.2
  TXC2: 1.11.2
 Snowcookies: Could it be a person from the FUTURE?
 CanPlayGames: You gotta get a green sharpie and draw it in first
 TehAmelie: separate the wiki users from the people who just want a game to work in one window man
 TemporallyAwry: Back in my day, Cakes came with 3 Iron Buckets, and we were HAPPY.
akromatirel: oh  nvm I'll be quiet rn
  TXC2: if there's one thing I learned from being a mod for 5 years is that chat doesn't read stream titles 
 Ravynn: ^^^
  Sarah_Serinde: ^
 TemporallyAwry: ^ Huh, what?
 Wolfstrike_NL: @TXC2 I lost you after the start, how long were you a mod for?
akromatirel: @txc2 on mobile. it often doesn't show long titles
 TehAmelie: as i recall, chat was even worse at reading the text on the screen
TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/SoftLachrymoseJackalRiPepperonis-Own4bF4cehc0ML3r
 Beleqwaya: I just remember playing most of my early minecraft with the wiki always open
 TemporallyAwry: At least we can read the room 
  TXC2: Wolfstrike_NL  became a mod in December 2017
 ExachixKitsune: you're axing us?
 creasehearst: maybe your shulker chest?
 brieandbacon: have you checked your butt hole?
  TXC2: akromatirel  ah, I've never used mobile, so that explains things
 ladyjessica: I was axeing the same question
Met_kaf: What are Axes?
 CanPlayGames: Serge, I don't know what I'm doing with My life. How am I suppose to answer it for you as well?
Tehbeard: are you axing chat a question, or just musing out loud?
 Beleqwaya: Maybe you threw it out because it didn't meet your high quality of standards
  Sarah_Serinde: @akromatirel I can see the title in 2 lines on my phone when I tap the stream
akromatirel: barely shows that in app. notification is even shorter
  TXC2: be the axe you want to see in life
jackouk: Are you axing is rhetorically?
 TrickJarrett: Serge's Axe - You only have it so long as you don't look at your hotbar
 aitsu100: if you leave an ax in the woods did you ever have an ax at all
TheAinMAP: 
jessicaengle: Did you try axeing politely?
 TrickJarrett: See, you looked at the hotbar and it wasn't there
 PsychoI3oy: how long until he wonders where the sword went....
 TehAmelie: riddle: what did the woodsman do when the lights went out?
 TehAmelie: he grabbed an ax and saw
jackouk: Here we have the 2 premier redstone pilots in the format
  TXC2: TehAmelie  boooo 
 TehAmelie: i love that pun cause it works the same in swedish
 NDCazzy: 
 NDCazzy: 
 NDCazzy:  ? maybe
  ritchards: Serge is never off by one, it is the maths that is wrong!
jessicaengle: Believe it or not, I'm walking on air, I never thought I could feel so free-e-e
ArtemisHuntress: "no, didn't go in. Just impacted on the surface"
mjiig: Huh, you have your own little half dome, that's neat
 RockPusher:  
 NDCazzy:  
  TXC2: SCIENCE!
 ExachixKitsune:   
 RockPusher: 
jessicaengle: SCIENCE
 ExachixKitsune:   
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: lrrAWESOME
 Jobot180:   
 RockPusher:   
 Tripleyew:   
  TXC2: looks better this way anyway
 TemporallyAwry: The hole underneath the bottom floor might be messing with it.
cadesguy: that would magnify as you build it up
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: it's picking up every change in state
Tehbeard: The hole will affect the flow though and make it behave differently?
Tehbeard: oh wait no the top is causing it still
 ExachixKitsune: I'm loving this working it out
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: i thunk youll be fine. the problem won't multiply
 BrookJustBones: Are modern farms reversed, So the dispensers face up and the observers look down? and would that change anything?
 the_one_and_only_kim: I vaguely remember a farm from this era using pistons and redstone blocks in a chain to activate dispencers
mjiig: So I guess today's word of the day is "debouncing"?
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 DudelidouX: I looked at mango's farm from this time and it didn't use observers
 TemporallyAwry: So there is a farm "like" this, but not this exact farm.  ilMango has a tutorial for 1.10-1.11.2 - seems it's updated shortly after this version.
cadesguy: i guess the observer would need to be under the dispenser?
cadesguy: redstone go down, water go up?
cadesguy: my bad 
 omdorastrix: The joys of doing redstone, off the cuff, on stream...
  Juliamon: !backseat
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 the_one_and_only_kim: the joys of OLD redstone
  TXC2: !heychat
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 gualdhar: <message deleted>bad chat, bans all around
FortniteKid091508: Wasup
 brieandbacon: unflunge the dangleflop, and reverse the polarity
 Snowcookies: I never understood redstone
 omdorastrix: @the_one_and_only_kim The current designs for this are very similar, but it IS a little unintutitve on how it works IIRC.  Just have to get teh right trick and everything falls into place.
  TXC2: Snowcookies  no one does
 ExachixKitsune: not even mumbo jumbo does
 wench_tacular: !next
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  TXC2: what?! someone made a game of that novel?
 TemporallyAwry: This is a clear example of why "Time Traveler from the Future" isn't able to magically solve all of the past's problems 
 brieandbacon: I assume that redstone works (and worked) by *some* sort of logic, which I doubt I'll ever understand
 the_one_and_only_kim: time for Mumbo mob farm!
  TXC2: TemporallyAwry  "we keep food in a fridge to keep it cool" "and how does this fridge work?" "it hums?"
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: i think it was fine the first way. just slightly more messy
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: true
  TXC2: brieandbacon  bold assumption
 Harvest25: it compounds, you're right
 PsychoI3oy: I played a game about Unforseen Concequences before... that's how you get headcrabs
mjiig: TXC2 fridges are an interesting example because I do have a reasonably good understanding of how fridges work, and I /still/ couldn't help a victorian build one
 Statist42: even if it only gets worse "linear-ly" it will quickly go very bad
 TemporallyAwry: Will it be 1.12 next week?
 neebusjeebus: oh god i always hated that 32 x 32 texture pack
  TXC2: TemporallyAwry  probably
 brieandbacon: @txc2 I mean, there's got to be a set of rules, right? They don't have to make sense to me
 DudelidouX: This farm will work in 1.12 I think
 TehAmelie: netfish & chill?
 TemporallyAwry: We'll find out next week 
  TXC2: TehAmelie  I used to think "netflix and chill" meant smoke weed 
 TemporallyAwry: @TXC2 It doesn't?
  TXC2: TemporallyAwry  it means sex 
 TehAmelie: i'm only angry that Minecraft doesn't have fishing nets
 F1SHOR:  
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 TehAmelie: close enough for comedy, though
 TemporallyAwry: Ah - too ace to have caught on  
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 Solid_Fuel: 
  TXC2: Nice
 Solid_Fuel: Nice
 brieandbacon: 
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: nice
  Juliamon: TemporallyAwry Yeah, it's the modern "my parents aren't home ;)" and it took me an embarassingly long time to catch on as well 
jessicaengle: 
TheAinMAP: 
 the_one_and_only_kim: it shows why that design wasnt "discovered" during this era.. because it just didnt work
 brieandbacon: Do you remember Minecraft differently to how you're experiencing it now?
 neebusjeebus: wither roses are a thing right? expensive but effective
Angreed66: most of the jockey types were added early
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: chicken rider
 SnackPak_: fair point
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: they are rare
  TXC2: 10,000 years, or March
 neebusjeebus: dang they got added that late? shows how much i know
 the_one_and_only_kim: wither roses is 1.14
 F1SHOR: 1.11 is when i started so we are finally into things i know
 Elenodul: I remember 1.12 was a huge milsetone for modding, with a lot of how mods worked changed
  TXC2: so heres the thing, your brain will do this with EVERYTHING, you will forgot how things used to be until you go back to them and think "how did we live like this?"
 neebusjeebus: i also thought observers were added way later than 1.11
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: both are true 
avi_miller: Forge took the aquatic update as an opportunity to remove years of tech debt
 brieandbacon: Partly I ask because I haven't played MC since maybe 1.8? So the only experience I have of this "new-stuff" from MoC, and James' homestream
 rubikdarkwill: Forge 1.12 was also dealing with a LOT of tech debt
ArtemisHuntress: i thought it was sailors for both
  TXC2: it's shepherds for both round my way
Met_kaf: Sailors for both
 brieandbacon: It's shepherds for both, I thought
IAmEverything: Sailor for both
  Juliamon: Regional differences!
 GDwarble: I definitely learned Sailors for both
 rogerivany: I'm a sailor's for both too.
 Master_Gunner: there's a dozen different variations on that phrase, shepherd and sailor are both common.
  Sarah_Serinde: I know it as sailor for both I think
 MeepleSkillz: I've only heard it as sailors for both
ArtemisHuntress: Sailors for both, from CO USA
Met_kaf: In America its Sailors
 MolaMolaphant: The real trick is that it's actually a saying about maritime sheep
 TemporallyAwry: I'm going to guess the region is "how close to an ocean do you live?"
 Solid_Fuel: *raises hand*
 F1SHOR: I... have never heard of this
 brieandbacon: The UK, south east
 LordZarano: Shepherds for both here, South West England
  TXC2: I'm from the UK, Hampsire
BennWithTwoNs: US sailors both
  Juliamon: North Americans don't have as many shepherds
 kainboa: I've heard sailor for both, and i'm from Denmark
KeytarCat: It's biblical, but I learned it for sailors.  It's about weather, so probably both
lollerskate: just knew the sailors warning, but not sure about the first part
 ExachixKitsune: It's "Red sky at night, Turkish Delight"!
ArtemisHuntress: I've heard of that
 RocknGrohlNerd: czech republic
 TheMentalMonk: Im scotish and Ive heard both. my dad says sailors delight and my mum says shepherds delight
avi_miller: Yup, that is a real thing
BennWithTwoNs: yeah it's just about weather for the next day so people outside can enjoy
 MolaMolaphant: turkish delight makes me more nauseated than hungry...
 SnackPak_: both professions rely on the weather, so it makes sense
 TemporallyAwry: But is it a sandwich? 
 F1SHOR: im still arguing about what "chips" means
 TemporallyAwry: The Floor?
  TXC2: sofa
 RocknGrohlNerd: oh it is very interesting
ArtemisHuntress: if the cows are lying down, it means its about to rain
 sirpythias: uh bread?
  Sarah_Serinde: couch
 LordZarano: Sofa
 TheMentalMonk: sofa
Darth_Litigious: couch
lollerskate: couch
avi_miller: Sofa
 Ritaspirithntr: Names of pie!
 the_one_and_only_kim: lounge
 RocknGrohlNerd: a sofa
 Jobot180: Couch
 Nuha: couch
 kainboa: Couch or sofa
Met_kaf: couch
BennWithTwoNs: couch!
 brieandbacon: Settee, or a sofa
 TheMentalMonk: or couch
ArtemisHuntress: couch
 ExachixKitsune: yeah setee
 Harvest25: Chesterfield
ArtemisHuntress: divan
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: sofa
 Avery316: sofa
 F1SHOR: lounge
 Beleqwaya: Couch, Sofa, chesterfield
 Solid_Fuel: Sofa
 Dalrint: Is turkish paste just generic turkish delight?
 gualdhar: I work for a furniture company in the US, we use Setee exclusively for couches designed in the EU
 Angnor33: Why are we sitting on SETI?
  TXC2: so a Sette tends to come with one or two more one seaters
KeytarCat: Brandonym?
 SnackPak_: @gualdhar neat!
 BrookJustBones: This stuff is so confusing to non native English speakers, cause we use stuff like this so interchangable
 omdorastrix: chesterfield is like Kleenex or Tannoy or JCB or...
  Juliamon: I hear couch and sofa equally. Couch more often in speech, sofa more often written
  TXC2: Juliamon  sofa easier to spell 
 IndustrialRocketScientist: I would guess setee is French in origin?
 rogerivany: But does anyone call it a chesterfield?
IAmEverything: I love RCE
 Beleqwaya: Speaking of urban planning, apparently my hometown is in textbooks ass an example of how NOT to lay out city. 
 Harvest25: @rogerivany With the british side of my family
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: Cityskylines was designed to hurt civil engineers inthe same way that minecraft was designed to hurt mine engineers
ArtemisHuntress: @IndustrialRocketScientist i love your username. Where do you work?
  RomanGoro: BrookJustBones yeah, I usually use the word that's closer to my language's, so in this case, sofá
 RocknGrohlNerd: @IAmEverything me too
 omdorastrix: Biffa
Otakuman81: ^
  Juliamon: Beleqwaya *glances in Boston*
 omdorastrix: Autosave-sipotea
 TheMentalMonk: if we're giving youtube recs, Baumgartner restoration's really good. it's just a guy who restores fine art for a living and talks through his process, it's really calming
 TemporallyAwry: Haven't heard that name in a long while.  Glad to know he's still streaming 
 chuckaw1977: Pete is great
 F1SHOR: i do enjoy watching pete - knowing ill never play that well lol
 Beleqwaya: Fast bridging is wild to me
 the_one_and_only_kim: I cannot watch anyone who plays in Quake view, it is so nauseating
 chuckaw1977: He is also like 20 levels above everyone else on that server I think
 Harvest25: Uno, clearly a gamer
 F1SHOR: i dont mlg i just jump and heal 
  TXC2: Rebellious "fairness" Uno
 chuckaw1977: I'm awful at MLG
 IndustrialRocketScientist: @ArtemisHuntress I'm actually a student now, decided to go back to grad school for reasons too long for chat 
 chuckaw1977: Cod of Fishing Duty
 Harvest25: The book is OP for the spider farm
 F1SHOR:  
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: that should have a bar for that
  TXC2: pre-healing or prealing
 chuckaw1977: why is there no fishing rod in Subnautica
 F1SHOR: i hate that i have to work today the new vh update is so good
 chuckaw1977: @F1SHOR the new magnets are garbage
 RockPusher:   
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: @chuckaw1977 in subnautica you are the fish
  TXC2: uh......one more?
 Harvest25: uhhhh....one more
JeremyDevoid: uhhhhhhhhhhh,.... one more?
 F1SHOR: @chuckaw1977 id say different not garbage - i see them more inline with other crafting
Tehbeard: you're gonna have regrets when you build that spider farm....
  TXC2: thanks for streaming Serge and Uno
 Snowcookies: thanks for the stream
 Beleqwaya: Ages...
  TXC2: ages....
 TophTheHermit: Good 'ol widdershins
 brieandbacon: ages
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 F1SHOR:  enjoy your day chat
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 jessieimproved: so many LRRians
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: good stream 
  TXC2: soon all will be LRR 
  TXC2: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Ken Follett's The Pillars of the Earth) at Tue 01:30 PM PST (28m from now).
  TXC2: where I presume they build a cathedral 
  TXC2: !events
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 ExachixKitsune: eAFK
 SnackPak_: yes the spon con
  Juliamon: It was mentioned, like, twice
 Nigouki: Ben talked about it
 Easilycrazyhat: Ben mentioned it
 Nuha: https://clips.twitch.tv/ImpossibleCleanTomatoUncleNox-46ND_KnoVEav_uWC
 rubikdarkwill: Ben did on CtS
  Sarah_Serinde: Yes people talked about it at the end of another stream
 ExachixKitsune: ooh yay fun strems
  Sarah_Serinde: Bonus AFK isn't on the schedule, probably because James is on vacation and he's allowed to not work 
  TXC2: the LRRAWBOFJ
 ExachixKitsune: Familial Yamilial
 LordZarano: Famboree Jamboree
 jessieimproved: Your real family is the one you assimilate
  TXC2: !discord
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  TXC2: !mastodon
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  TXC2: goodnight everybody
  TXC2: to the crapshot!
  SergeYager: good news! Jo took my glasses to the repair shop and they were salvageable!
  Sarah_Serinde: Yay!
  Juliamon:    
 LordZarano: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  SergeYager: i'm so pleased, although they did say they're in an exit fragile state 
  Juliamon: You have time to find new, sturdier frames now
  SergeYager: but i like these frames!
  SergeYager: h'ok, bye everyone 
  Juliamon: no wait, that's what *I* ought to be doing
  Juliamon: my frames are soooo old
  Juliamon: (so are the lenses though... my eyes have a very stable prescription, thankfully for my wallet)
 LurkerSpine: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Ken Follett's The Pillars of the Earth) at Tue 01:30 PM PST (20m from now).
 LordZarano: Didn't post it cause I didn't want to backseat, but was screaming internally while everyone was saying that farm design doesn't work in 1.11. The wiki has a text tutorial for 1.11 for how to build it https://web.archive.org/web/20170515091318if_/http://minecraft.gamepedia.com:80/Tutorials/Mob_farm#Using_observer_blocks_.281.11.3B_resource_friendly.29
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