neisan2112: benginUrgh benginUrgh benginUrgh benginUrgh benginUrgh benginUrgh
matthaus_c: benginUrgh benginUrgh benginUrgh benginUrgh
neisan2112: OH god its Matthaus benginOh
matthaus_c: benginTraitor
neisan2112: lrrSPOOPY
laikagoat: fionWiggle fionWiggle
saucemaster5000: I do genuinely love opening up this window and the first message I see is "oh god it's matthaus"
MegaDosX: Evergreen statement tbh
matthaus_c: I have the keys to all your houses, and they're all in my stomach
neisan2112: @MegaDosX Facts
Ivalenz_: lrrDOTS lrrARROWS lrrSIG lrrBEN lrrADAM
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
neisan2112: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
MegaDosX: Joke's on you, because the housing market here is so shit I don't have a house
matthaus_c: lrrDOTS lrrSIG lrrARROW
GhostValv: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
ButButTheJesus: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG SORJNORB lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX too real :(
YawnLance: @matthaus_c keys nutz
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for your appointment viewing u little stinky babies. Get in your rocking chair and watch some let's nope | 📷 ||
BrowneePoints: Heck yea, Callisto that Protocol
LoadingReadyRun: whats up you stinky babies
matthaus_c: stinking up a storm
BrowneePoints: excuse me, i'm a stinky adult
saucemaster5000: (Fart) (Waah)
BusTed: s'up
Meark: first off, rude.
neisan2112: Hey, I just took a shower, I'm just a baby
MegaDosX: What'd you just say to me
azninsect: ohai
Meark: second, what gives you the right
BusTed: tqsBaby
matthaus_c: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: The Callisto Protocol) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (1s from now).
matthaus_c: shoot
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Blakemcm: calist lets gooooo
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kumatsu: @LoadingReadyRun just a baby drinking coffee
LoadingReadyRun: i bet u cant even count to 10
NDCazzy: 1
matthaus_c: 1, 10, 11
SymphonicLolita: 1, 2, 3, 4, cookie monster
saucemaster5000: 10 damn it
kumatsu: -3
TheWriterAleph: 1... 2... 5!
MAPBoardgames: lrrSIG lrrSPOOP lrrSIG
NDCazzy: Omaha
letfireraindown: LETS GOOOOOO!
letfireraindown: spoop boys
MegaDosX: 0, 1, 10
MegaDosX: Easy
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BusTed: stomp stomp to win win
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matthaus_c: @MegaDosX did we both go for binary jokes :p
BrowneePoints: I can't count to 10 unless i'm loading bullat cuz 'merica
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c Apparently
matthaus_c: I'm in your head and I'm not leaving
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c Oh you're gonna want to before too long
matthaus_c: is this a dare voxyKnife
SymphonicLolita: matthaus confirmed rabies virus
saucemaster5000: Does that mean my stomach key is in my brain? (Gets drill)
BrowneePoints: Matthaus is more of a Prion disease
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MegaDosX: @matthaus_c More that you wouldn't enjoy extended exposure to inside my brain :p
Austere_Squire: good evening, lovely stream folks
matthaus_c: @BrowneePoints this is no shit the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
MegaDosX: Also yes matthaus is definitely Mad Cow Disease
TheWriterAleph: boop boop boop
ButButTheJesus: beep beep boop
Nebula662: thegal27Cozy
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX I literally let you talk to me about your D&D campaign for hours :p
blip2004: bingo bango, show me the mango
DaxStrife: Spoops and boops
GenericHerooo: lrrSIG lrrSPOOPY lrrSIG
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: BEEP BOOP I am human
NDCazzy: lrrSPOOPY
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Valbatross_: zippity zoop here comes da spoop
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MegaDosX: @matthaus_c Tip of the iceberg my guy
Nebula662: Time for spoops!!
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX hehe tip
mnemonicman: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
TheWriterAleph: lrrSIG lrrSPOOP lrrSIG
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c Just the
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
SymphonicLolita: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
They_Are_Alyx: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
GenericHerooo: lrrSPOOP
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DeM0nFiRe: LUL
ButButTheJesus: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
BusTed: sploooosh
MegaDosX: lmaooooooooo
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
laundreydhull: sup?
ButButTheJesus: HA
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saucemaster5000: Shallow pool of jokes
DaFhaye: Hello Let's Nope!!!!
neisan2112: lrrSPOOPY lrrSPOOPY lrrSPOOPY lrrSPOOPY
Ryxiene: Let’s nooooope FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: One day your stream opener is going to lead to the chairs disintegrating
jessieimproved: Let's Nope, Destroyer of Chairs
Blakemcm: how many sub dono for new chairs?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: going to? you already did
Lyropithic: Weeeee!
PotatoWraiths: hello everyone :D
Zath_: I can't imagine why one of those chairs is broken
tidehollowcat: Nobody tell Beej
kumatsu: goo goo ga ga
NightValien28: I am gonna laugh so much when one of those chairs break
SymphonicLolita: jesus
ButButTheJesus: oh hai grandson, is this the dead space i bought you?
BusTed: whoa
MegaDosX: Huh.
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
ghyllnox: lmao
Ryxiene: Oh boy mattlrFine
matthaus_c: it was adding horse armour
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MegaDosX: Was it a whole new game?
Easilycrazyhat: They watched your stream and changed everything
saucemaster5000: Changed the title to "Dead SPace 4"
BusTed: A dinosaur.
MegaDosX: Portal and Portal 2
SnackPak_: more keys
SymphonicLolita: more dead space
ghyllnox: A whole different game
SymphonicLolita: yooooo
MurphEP: seabatClap
MegaDosX: lmao shots fired
TheWriterAleph: DOOO HO HO HO
NarishmaReborn: cats to pet
ButButTheJesus: It did add a harder mode. not sure what else
blip2004: oh? I should update mine. it was already way more playable last week
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: the entire of the original dead space, playable on a terminal
Pteraspidomorphi: "Tiny bugfix, poorly made patch that makes you redownload everything"
YeetTheRich_: teabagging
GenericHerooo: lrrWOW
sgowell: 16 GB. That’s like a transformative sideboard.
DeM0nFiRe: Reasonable storytelling lol
BusTed: benginFingers
NightValien28: shot shots shots fired
TheWarDoctor8: FBtouchdown
PotatoWraiths: fots shired
matthaus_c: more fiber wires
meaninglessMeg subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 12 months!
meaninglessMeg: The (non-metric) year!
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Ryxiene: Jebaited Jebaited Jebaited
laundreydhull: This Waiting Room has no context to keep me company, so here I am.
underhill33: benginLul
vogon_poet: Welcome back, Adam! Good to see you, again... :)
lackingsanity: big head mode
drcthulu: got'em
JinaMahavira: Hello bestest bois <3
MegaDosX: It's good by the usual standards of the games you've played on this stream tbh
ChippTunes: Good to see you spoopy gents
Ryxiene: LUL
Sogheim: the game had an update so big it went from "mid" to "large"
saucemaster5000: Bloodborne spelled "Bloodbourne"
SymphonicLolita: bloooodboooorne kaaaart
Gaz_L: Bloodborne PSX
BrowneePoints: The marker
Fanklok: Yarnhams between
Seth_Erickson: What if the DLC was actually Sekiro 2 though 👀
noSmokeFire: what if: a roc, the great bird of myth
ChippTunes: 🤘a rock🤘
MegaDosX: But it's Wednesday
SnackPak_: true
matthaus_c: that's right
ShaneLeeAtk: And it is no longer Monday
MegaDosX: I mean, not wrong
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Gildan_Bladeborn: Time to stomp all of the blood and gut pinatas, whee. Kappa
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ButButTheJesus: it you!
BrowneePoints: the remake is amazing
JoannaTastic: We Want a Rock
Nebula662: Let's Mid zotHyper
BrowneePoints: like really amazing
Seth_Erickson: Dead Space Remake looks sweet yeah
Seth_Erickson: looks amazing
Masslost: i saw what was added and its even more mid
Ryxiene: Let’s Nope time is pretty great, ngl~
matthaus_c: we would notice because the game would be good
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ButButTheJesus: i could!
Gaz_L: apparently the Dead Space remake is much better at being Dead Space than this is
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DeM0nFiRe: You wouldn't be able to fool us, the healthbar would be vertical instead of horizontal!
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laundreydhull: ouch, matt.
eric_christian_berg: A pound of flesh?
eric_christian_berg: I have plenty.
Sogheim: well, they have the same walking animation (that's all I've seen of the game)
squ3e: "In the arms, of the angellsssssss"
Nebula662: The commentary of let's nope is great, the games of let's nope *queue mjf gif*
Fanklok: Don't be silly Ben, this game the health bar is horizontal in Deadspace its vertical
kumatsu: Patreon tried to make changes to make a dollar a month not worth it but it got walked back
SymphonicLolita: $480 dollar can buy many peanuts
squ3e: "Hi, for just pennies a day..."
Austere_Squire: oooooh, i just bought Jund and EDSC sleeves
kumatsu: it's a good shirt from Adam's good joke
matthaus_c: @laundreydhull this game is fiiiiine :p I'm just having fun ragging
ghyllnox: No mug :(
YeetTheRich_: two bucks
CaptinOfBeez: $200
ruscobrog: easily $50
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: !patreon
LRRbot: 2646 patrons for a total of $20,613.39 per month.
saucemaster5000: $69.69
Ryxiene: Is that… a patreon tier? LUL
SymphonicLolita: you have to pay me $5
Valbatross_: I'd throw ten bucks
Gaz_L: it is based on a thing you said, Adam
Austere_Squire: what if all the shirts i want are out of stock for the moment?
kumatsu: Adam: "I worked out in this shirt"
laundreydhull: forty
Brozard: Adam's pits are extra potent
YawnLance: Just both wear the shirt. Make bank.
Zath_: Adam just sweats differrent
Fanklok: Adam is a fine vintage
laundreydhull: xD
Blakemcm: if you sign it 250
OnyxOblivion: one Princess Bride DVD
Ryxiene: 5 jolly ranchers
CaptinOfBeez: Only if you and adam sign it
Valbatross_: ten bucks and I'll paint you something
ThorSokar: I bet you could get $50
lord_wertornion: 10 euro
ghyllnox: Okay it's settled you have to have a sweaty shirt-off
letfireraindown: Sorry, I'm not keen on either of your second hands
quasi79fu: twenty cents??
matthaus_c: $1, sloppy seconds
saucemaster5000: Is shipping included?
wishiwassleeping: $350 for adam
JinaMahavira: 50% increase minimum
SmithKurosaki: Unworn but signed by people 200
BusTed: Ben will sign it "Adam Savidan" for 250
MegaDosX: lmaooooooooo
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c Get got
Kaaosa: who are these jokers and what did they do with brad and arnold, the hosts of let's not??
ThorSokar: $358 for adam
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sydnius: 5 quatloos for the newcomer
eric_christian_berg: 500 Norwegian kronor.
TenPianos: $400,000
Austere_Squire: new desert bus auction?
Austere_Squire: a ben shirt buck
Dog_of_Myth: $400 for Adam
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX tbf I should not be allowed to exchange money for goods and services :p
squ3e: I bid a heartfelt thankyou
Meark: something something no fake bids
vogon_poet: I feel a super special Desert Bus giveaway coming this year... :D
Blakemcm: move over Ben an Adam is talking
Sogheim: this is getting weird...
Valbatross_: Ok, $20 for the Ben shirt but I promise I'll do something really funny with it
MegaDosX: What if they do
MegaDosX: What if TenPianos is actually Jeff Bezos in disguise
ghyllnox: Well they have 10 pianos
0x6772: Which nation's dollars seems like it should matter here.
Mai_Andra: They could be really nice pianos.
matthaus_c: $40,000 a shirt
Fe1ix66: only if it's signed Adam Jimmy Johns Savidan
TenPianos: Okay. Brb getting a loan
SymphonicLolita: I think ten grand pianos are worth $400,000 tbh
saucemaster5000: Buy an invisible coat with that money
eric_christian_berg: Adam wants to be a kept man.
quasi79fu: go to a island?? A dead island??
Tangsm: Just bury it in jars.
spimmmm: but you're already on an island!
YawnLance: Warmth
korvys: Or just like... buy half a house
Brozard: I have confidence that Adam could become a bushman
JinaMahavira: He sleeps on it
saucemaster5000: toilet paper
BrindleBoar: kindling
quasi79fu: ANy plans for lets nope to play the upcoming Dead island 2???
Dog_of_Myth: Ben, I'll give you $10.50. Final offer
drcthulu: 400 grand doesn't go as far as it used to
Kaaosa: if an uber showed up to "the middle of the forest" i would not get in
MegaDosX: Play MTG Arena via satellite internet
Jobot180: helicopter in a large pepperoni
JusticeJuice: Need a lady to clean & cook for you?
Fe1ix66: $400k might get you a house
Seth_Erickson: How much money would you need to abandon your social life as it is completely.
GhostValv: $1
saucemaster5000: Give 400 grand and a time machine
BrindleBoar: should've jumped on those earlier offers
ThorSokar: Starlink is cheap
MegaDosX: Literally whre
eric_christian_berg: In Buffalo, a nice house.
MegaDosX: where
Blakemcm: come to Texas boys
Seth_Erickson: Here in Utah you could find a place
mulligan2six: Iowa
MitchTheQuaker: i live in Michigan 400k would be a nice house here
ShaneLeeAtk: That is a palace in rural Arkansas
ghyllnox: You could get a real nice place in MI
Kaaosa: you could be my neighbor for 400k
Jobot180: St. Louis
shendaras: Come down to Oklahoma?
yuan42: 400k in the US where i am is a nice house
SymphonicLolita: I live in saskatchewan. not even once
absurd_notion: You could buy the very fancy place across the street from me in Birmingham, Alabama
MegaDosX: I wouldn't feel safe in Texas tbh
Blakemcm: Big city Texas is A+
matthaus_c: Gun Nut Adam is 100% Texan
saucemaster5000: Yeah the midwest housing is valued as much as we value the midwest
Seth_Erickson: Just stay out of Utah county and it's cheap as chips
ReaperTitan152001: how rude! I'm trying to binge play hogwarts legacy but I'm needing a break...
CaptinOfBeez: ben will definetly sweat up that shirt in texas
PipeSmokingOwl: ya cool things about the people w/o heat
WiJohn: Not Austin, 400k won't buy a closet in Austin
BusTed: ofuq
Welbog: Oh golly
Easilycrazyhat: O.O
korvys: O.O
yuan42: cap22MonkaS
KWardJenx: We could get you a place here in MA for $400k.
TheWriterAleph: ah the american experience
Brozard: lrrSPOOP
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: !twitch
Spanked42: yay america..
laikagoat: lrrSPOOP
Dog_of_Myth: O.o
LordManiMani: let's goooo @jobot180
Valbatross_: Ok one more offer, $34.99, but you have to sign your name in coptic on this ancient scroll
neisan2112: 400K would get you a house in bum fuck nowhere Texas
DaxStrife: O_o
lollerskate: that's the entire US right now so
ButButTheJesus: O.O
laundreydhull: house? you mean, whatever's left of a house?
SnackPak_: hot take
MegaDosX: Hot take
Cptasparagus: I just moved out of san antonio after 5 years, never going back
Scarbble: hot takes
MurphEP: Yeahhhhh
kid_flashionable: Texas can be cool, but we definitely have a lot of issues teetim3Shock
Welbog: Demonetized
laikagoat: D:
saucemaster5000: Say it!!
yuan42: fuck the entirety of texas
YeetTheRich_: who are you vince mcmahon?
Blakemcm: wwooooooooo!!!!! yea go Adam!
Zath_: Austin is mid
Raketon: 400k is my place in philly, fully paid
ExitPursuedByABear: I'm very lucky that Houston is affordable and I got to buy my first house last year
Seth_Erickson: Isn't Austin the one really progressive place in Texas
ButButTheJesus: fuck Texas in general
Sogheim: Austin is for visiting, not living
kumatsu: 400k let's you build a gamer mansion commune in the middle of nowhere
ThorSokar: that's a YIKES
lazermeow: Fudge the polices.
Pteraspidomorphi: I didn't think anyone disliked Iceland
AussieBrainDoc: Adelaide, Australia thats a one bedroom on the outskirts
BrowneePoints: Fuck YouTube
Pteraspidomorphi: Are we being literal?
Easilycrazyhat: YT is dumb
MegaDosX: What's wrong with Iceland?
Calaban161: Witch Victoria?
SymphonicLolita: amazing
hamraffle: Don’t come to Texas or oklahoma. Just stay out of america. We got too much to fix.
ExitPursuedByABear: @seth_erickson atx is the most progressive, but all the major city are fairly left
SymphonicLolita: LUL
MegaDosX: Wow
SnackPak_: thanks youtube
Fenrikson: From Victoria, Australia…4k wouldn't get you a studio apartment
TheWriterAleph: no-no word shopping list
Easilycrazyhat: I mean, at least they tell you?
DaxStrife: It just starts doing the whole George Carlin bit?
MurphEP: seabatCHOICE
Welbog: Adult Words
TemporallyAwry: I wonder if you could get a place in Barkervillefor 400k PridePog
SmithKurosaki: Quick someone ressurect George Carlin
ButButTheJesus: Fanny?
KWardJenx: Wow. Adam declaring war on the "Aus" starting places. Thought it was just Australia he had heat with, but now add Austin.
JoannaTastic: The Venn diagram
fungal_bird: Did we finish the Dark Pictures game?
Seth_Erickson: Ah interesting @ExitPursuedByABear I don't travel much so I mostly don't pay attention to other states politics just felt like I'd seen a few people saying it was one of the few.
Jobot180: The words that get you in trouble on the playground in 3rd grade
kid_flashionable: Texas is kind of a huge mess right now and likely won't get better soon. but we do have good donuts and food variety!
betweenmyself: Other awkward things riffYeti
SmithKurosaki: @fungal_bird yes
DudelidouX: I'm surprized to not have seen anyone open their videos with those words.
ThorSokar: Yea, they just went down Geoge Carlin's list and got bored 1/2 way though
NimrodXIV: George Carlin still knows what's up, I guess
ShadowTalon910: ModLove ModLove ModLove ModLove
laundreydhull: again?
ReaperTitan152001: calling us troglodytes gets past the filters...
empyreon: ModLove ModLove ModLove
YawnLance: "If in the first 15 seconds you say [transcript of The Aristocrats]"
kumatsu: Visceral gore for this one
saucemaster5000: Spoilers for megan
SymphonicLolita: game Bad
TheWriterAleph: at least you don't see it *spoilers*
RayFK: Dead Dog don't Eat
neisan2112: Pointlessly too
BusTed: seabatTROG
NDCazzy: thanks mods sergeModLove
ThorSokar: Well, is it a BAD dog?
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SnackPak_: art
ThorSokar: because no one cares about Resident Evil dogs
Welbog: No bad dogs
MegaDosX: See ya, fourth wall!
neisan2112: @ThorSokar Not really
betweenmyself: Points in the prison at which prisoners are checked…? pennyWhat
BrindleBoar: it's just fantasy escape from tarkov
Valbatross_: It's not really a horror game tbh
Kaaosa: D&Der?
laundreydhull: wait, is this what meta is supposedly be like?
yuan42: it seems like tarkov but fantasy
Welbog: Oof
BusTed: DD2 got a release date.
Fanklok: Ben and Adam single handedly gwt the YouTube ad policy to no audio in the first 15 seconds
RayFK: Ben I'll play Fortnite with you
TheWriterAleph: the demo for Dark and Darker disappointed me greatly
kumatsu: I see how it is, Ben
matthaus_c: DD2 1.0 baybeee
Fanklok: I'll play video games with you Ben I'm in a different timezone
matthaus_c: Wheeler was playing Tinkaton?
Sogheim: I like having your health bar on the back of the neck
RayFK: And I was playing Sakura from SF
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Wondermoo: boop
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YeetTheRich_: wheeler learned a new song and dance
MitchTheQuaker: are there more chapters of visage out ?
RayFK: Game is dumb and fun and low stakes
SymphonicLolita: every time adam calls people troglodytes I remember that this is the animal which bears the scientific name Troglodytes troglodytes.
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Empyrealist: It's my boooyys <3
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Ryxiene: I love to watch you guys play FN xD
DaFhaye: I'm at the same point in raid right now
Datnade012: all I wanna do, is have some fun
RayFK: I "play" street fighter in the way that a child thinks they can win at an arcade
DaxStrife: Huh, and oddly supportive "guy in the chair" guiding you.
DaFhaye: Stuck on phase 2
Kaaosa: man says he's done everything he needs to this season even though he hasn't yet carried me to 2400 rating
MAPBoardgames: It's a trap! (door)
goombalax: game's like "What, you thought this was an elevatr? Get Climbin'!"
kumatsu: I still think Adam playing MGS3 would be fun
SurfDownstage: Fair
saucemaster5000: "welcome to ladders" from Commmunity
ThorSokar: First thing I think of is Skies of Arcadia when I see a long ladder
DaxStrife: I think "falling" because of Source-engine games.
SurfDownstage: Whenever I see a ladder I double take
A_Dub888: "Is it a ladder, or a STEP-ladder?"
DaFhaye: So this game is just Dead Space but is it fun like Dead Space?
matthaus_c: @A_Dub888 oh no stepladder what are you doing
MAPBoardgames: Just Dead Space.
BrowneePoints: Ben does NOT want to go to the Loading Dock to switch Curtain Weights
Fanklok: My favorite Elden Ring message bit was people putting snake and as many exclamation points as they could near ladders
PotatoWraiths: help me stepladder, I'm stuck
LordManiMani: @a_dub888 hey what are you a defense lawyer
laikagoat: it's great, tho the random encounters were a bit much on the dreamcast version at least
Welbog: Tell me you want to be a Dead Space developer without making Dead Space.
kid_flashionable: I remember the pointy helmet from Bloodborne when you fly down the ladder it goes TATATATATATATUNK
YeetTheRich_: it's AAAA
ThorSokar: It's a sweet game, and that was a joke for probably 1 person in the youtube comments, someone's gonna remember and have a good laugh
Spanked42: wasn't dead space a triple a when it came out?
LordManiMani: @fanklok same. that and dogs of course
saucemaster5000: I'm scared of Kenneth Haights
Ryxiene: It’s apparently ‘punch technology like it’s 1998 time’ in this game
laikagoat: me too
DarknessKingCoH: You ask them how they got so fly
bv310: Dissin' your fly tower
BrowneePoints: Yea the Loading dock for flys in high school was a 30ft ladder straight up
Bunnarchist: to my understanding, Callisto is dead space but doesn't hit as well on the horror as dead space does. also hi chat and friends oyasum2BLANKIES
Nosser2: Get this man a forklift!
BrowneePoints: it scared the SHIT out of me
RayFK: Ben I think you meant Mother-Forker
kid_flashionable: Sounds like Ben should play forklift simulator!
gewtnet: the ladder bit makes me want a co-op callisto protocol. "partner needs more space" at every ladder
LordManiMani: my fly tower is a JoJo reference
Fanklok: Yes my stand Super Fly
SmithKurosaki: sergePun
Kaaosa: how does being EPA Refrigerant Certified compare to forklift?
BusTed: Ah, hanging chains.
SurfDownstage: pipe room
matthaus_c: superstructures are cool tho
BusTed: How would we atmosphere without you? ⛓️
ButButTheJesus: you're right here.
Gaz_L: Ben qualified to search for the man who killed his father (Shenmue)
spo8n: @Kaaosa 10:1 ratio
Kaaosa: which direction?
laundreydhull: oh, Kay. So that's likely why I didn't get the job. Not being forklift certed.
saucemaster5000: cowards not making grab "L3"
spo8n: it goes both ways
PotatoWraiths: that is such a large wrench
TemporallyAwry: Seeing techno-Ghosts now?
MAPBoardgames: Follow the white rabbit
hackingducks: I thought you guys were joking that it's "kinda like deadspace" but nope, this is just deadspace.
BusTed: one hop this time
SymphonicLolita: cha cha real smooth
Spades_Slicc: Gamers don't look up Ben
Rhynerd: I feel like there’s another game you can compare this one to due to it’s focus on melee combat
betweenmyself: Clearly the exceptionally long ladder in MGS3 is an allusion to a children’s board game, as an exceptionally long ladder necessitates and equally Big (Snake) Boss riffYeti
Rhynerd: Condemned 2, maybe?
goombalax: the best jokes are the ones that are absolutely true
BrowneePoints: The Red Pipe is a Russian Male Escort
BusTed: We literally did 'slide to the left'
A_Dub888: !findquote jumpscare
LRRbot: Quote #8102: ""Did you just get jumpscared by an HTML element?" "Yes, yes I did."" —Cori and Ian [2022-06-11]
xantos69: @BrowneePoints Wonderful.
MAPBoardgames: The shirt!
MAPBoardgames: we found it!
ashesandmochi: it's fine it's just colour theory
BusTed: jacob
ButButTheJesus: no its just paint from the pipe
Harvest25: im sure that blood isn't important
matthaus_c: John Jacob Oppenheimer
BrowneePoints: Jacob
neisan2112: Jacob, son of Isacc
RayFK: Big Dave
BusTed: (son of isaac)
BrowneePoints: cuz he's "son of isaac"
ThorSokar: Chad covered in poop johnson
drdudeman: His name is Jason Statham obviously
saucemaster5000: "Mr. Burns. FIrst name I don't know"
SurfDownstage: blaseball ass name
Lyropithic: And here I thought it was Space, Dead
Blakemcm: ewww
YawnLance: Tasty soup
mulligan2six: John Calisto
MegaDosX: Gross
Bunnarchist: poop time!!!
Blakemcm: stop crouching in the poopers
Valbatross_: weirdly enough his name is Benjamin Ulmer
ButButTheJesus: SPLORPCH
MegaDosX: @YawnLance That is the worst thing you've ever said
shendaras: Seems.. thick
kid_flashionable: why is everything pooping green??
RayFK: I can really feel the PUBG spirit in this
matthaus_c: @kid_flashionable froot loops
kid_flashionable: @matthaus_c okay true
BusTed: Gotta stir the stew.
eric_christian_berg: Can't be too chunky.
CaptinOfBeez: the mushinator
Manae: I bet those kill you
YawnLance: Gotta stir the soup or it'll burn to the bottom of the pot
mulligan2six: @RayFK Because it's a pile of shit?
ReaperTitan152001: into the septic tank you go...
hackingducks: it'd turn into a brick
SymphonicLolita: hm.
Gascitygaming: rumple-poopskin
TemporallyAwry: My guess would be it's a processing tank, so you have to agitate it to keep the chemicals processing.
Texan_Reverend: They feed the prisoners high spirulina content gruel.
Ryxiene: 🥲
BrowneePoints: ah yes, Poopoo Pudding
drdudeman: They dont want the "solids" to settle
Rhynerd: I have looked up the protag’s last name for my memory: Jacob Lee
BrowneePoints: Fecal Flan
BrowneePoints: Dookie Dessert
Kipstar: video games LOVE making you walk through poop...
7gorobei: gotta scrape the sides or it forms a crust like real pudding
MegaDosX: That seems unlikely
Fanklok: Why does Adam know so much about poop
ThorSokar: This is part of drying the poop out, someone musta actually looked at a sewage plant as this is pretty accurate
fjordsword: Said "The Smartest Man Alive!?"
BrowneePoints: Adam is a Scat Man. In both jazz and excrement
xantos69: @Kipstar to be fair. That's my 3rd favorite thing to make D&D characters do.
drdudeman: Didnt it open a thing in front of it?
ButButTheJesus: #mygodthesmell
BusTed: Like a mogwai.
DaFhaye: Depends
Spanked42: if they get mud in them
Blakemcm: depends on the gun
Kipstar: yeah, don't shit into your gun
Gaz_L: you can... once
MegaDosX: Depends on the gun
laikagoat: @drdudeman yes
Spades_Slicc: If the propellant gets wet
CaptinOfBeez: depends on the gun
Valbatross_: gas operated weapons don't function underwater
ThorSokar: you just gotta dump the water out and they work just fine
Rhynerd: Some can work underwater
saucemaster5000: Wash your gun after every shot
BrowneePoints: yep. Depends on how the bullets fire
7gorobei: more like sand and pebbles, but you can shoot them underwater
UnusuallyLargeMoth: aw yiss, I made it to see the spoop bois in real time
MegaDosX: Not wrong Ben
Saintnex: Some guns can, but that depends greatly on design
saucemaster5000: My gun only works with water and I have to pump the handle for five minutes
Bunnarchist: though given that we're using a 3d printed gun, dunno if the same rules apply
drdudeman: All depends on the gun. It can be hard to remove the water from some magazines for instance.
CaptinOfBeez: wheres alex when you need him
TemporallyAwry: The detail of having you awkward shuffle around corners in the vents is neat.
ThorSokar: you'll have to clean and oil it pretty soon after if you don't want it to get rusty though
Spanked42: I like target shooting but man, I haven't gone out for a while. I don't know why I have them anymore
DarknessKingCoH: I think AKs shoot underwater
Blakemcm: someones adding to the poop
Rhynerd: But yeah, mud and sand and stuff can get between mechanisms and stop a gun from working
tacocat64_: Yoink
lazermeow: Shawshank
Kipstar: @xantos69 you might have a future making video games!
DaxStrife: That's bait.
Nigouki: who....does...number two.... work for!
BusTed: monch
MegaDosX: RIP that guy
UnusuallyLargeMoth: OH RIGHT QUESTION how jumpscare is this game?
SymphonicLolita: shlorp
sporkraptor: nom
blip2004: thats not a chest burster
tacocat64_: Called it
BrowneePoints: They ain't gonna be in Callisto Protocol 2
sporkraptor: maybe look up?
CururuGuasu: I’m sure he’s fine
Rhynerd: That man’s not gonna be in Part 3 of the playthrougg
letfireraindown: If I recall, M-16 was pretty okay with rain, but drop it in one puddle and the dirt/silt/sand will jam up reloading action
tacocat64_: Also, is it just me or did it phase in
drdudeman: I mean the thing is invisible
BusTed: He didn't even look up to check.
ashteranic: Not even going to look up?
drdudeman: what you gonna do? see invisible monsters?
xantos69: @UnusuallyLargeMoth Like a 4
MegaDosX: Magic
ReaperTitan152001: depends cartridge round guns are likely to still work, black powder will need to be cleaned thoroughly...
saucemaster5000: quick, eat more taco bell!
sporkraptor: eeeee nomnom critter
LordManiMani: monster took the poop
letfireraindown: AK-47 was famous for being able to go through most of anything, and still fire like a champ
blip2004: up on the dpad
drdudeman: I know glocks will fire underwater
drdudeman: but you dont really get much range
YFiddler: do the spikey walls hurt us? do we get a special death animation?
saucemaster5000: No stacking 2D backpack
BrowneePoints: I think there's old recordings of AK tests where they stick them right into the ground and pull the trigger and beat the tar out of them to show they'll still shoot
betweenmyself: All survival horror games should have Tetris style inventory management. If things get too orderly a line of your stuff is deleted riffYeti
xantos69: The barretta can fire even if you fill the barrel with sand (provided you don't pack it down) [I still really wouldn't]
squ3e: So is there a reason we see 8bit man leading us around?
Rhynerd: @yfiddler i think the spikey walls only damage enemies thrown into them with GRP
MegaDosX: Because it's a video game, clearly
BrowneePoints: I bet if we get hit into them it'll still spear us
CaptinOfBeez: the AK's parts were so loose fitting that it took a LOT to jam it, a neat lesson that the best solution isnt a perfectly machined slide
sporkraptor: oh that was *awesome*
matthaus_c: and he's not at all a sussy baka
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I saw them vent!
drdudeman: oh lawd he comin... oh lawd ... he gone?
saucemaster5000: He gave us an old mixtape?
BusTed: Just lousy with fuses.
Blakemcm: he got some chubby cheeks
NotCainNorAbel: and when he betrays us we will be very surprised
sporkraptor: aaaalllll right
xantos69: @CaptinOfBeez perfection takes many forms. Sometimes it is 0 faults....sometimes it is infinite fault tolerance.
BrowneePoints: yea dude was like "I was there to....collect data" and was super cagey about it
drdudeman: shooter man is looking very last of us-esque
itira: good evening everyone! lrrSPOOPY
BrowneePoints: did he say "i dodged" or was that Adam?
BrowneePoints: left stick
BrowneePoints: I think
ButButTheJesus: @itira hewwo lrrSPOOPY
Fanklok: tab
squ3e: Must be part of that 16 gigs
Bunnarchist: the camera when you pull out that gun mid fight feels waaay too snappy to me
BrowneePoints: Hey I'm just trying to remember what someone said last week!
KeytarCat: Left center button?
saucemaster5000: Every nail counts
Bunnarchist: I think it was the select button actually
dumbo3k: Isn’t it the select button in the middle or something?
drdudeman: how long have we been playing for? any initial thoughts/impressions?
squ3e: If WORLD != Built; DROP Recording
hackingducks: what'd we learn there? there's two buttons. THANKS DUDE.
Fanklok: Time to fight a larger version of the other guys you already fought
matthaus_c: damn dumbo, back at it again with the white vans
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: the pause/unpause worked last week. probably was part of the 16 gigs
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saucemaster5000: left your memory in the previous room
betweenmyself: The lore implications of Bruno’s last words… Setting the stage for Callisto Protocol 2 riffYeti
BrowneePoints: remember the wall Penii will attack ya too
BrindleBoar: a bold wager, Ben
matthaus_c: we're gonna graduate from Green Ants to Red Ants
DEATHlikescats: we could do a poll about this
sporkraptor: viddeya james
offbeatwitch: videogames!
A_Dub888: lrrHERE
BrowneePoints: yea down is quick heal and then right opens your weapon quick slot? I think...(memory ain't what it used to be)
drdudeman: that wall looks like a zelda bomb me wall
laikagoat: fisher?
WiJohn: That's the 400k closet, except it has power
squ3e: Iyla deez nuts?
LithelyUnshod: Iliza Sclesinger?
LithelyUnshod: Schlesinger
Fe1ix66: $400k looks like will get you a 500sq foot condo
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RayFK: I find that like, a few of her jokes hit really hard and the rest was mid.
Dalouer: she is VERY funny
LordManiMani: she's great saw her on tour
LithelyUnshod: Elder Millenial is a good special
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I've seen her in person
RayFK: My recent person making me laugh constantly is Taylor Tomlinson
Gaz_L: she had a talk show for a while on Netflix, right?
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: she's amazing
Kaaosa: i don't; it's natural
BusTed: 😬
MegaDosX: Wow
sporkraptor: ooooo
A_Dub888: lrrWOW
itira: Damn
BrindleBoar: F
MegaDosX: F
LordManiMani: what a surprise. Jordan thinks something is mid
sporkraptor: f
quatoria: ah, if you can't be funny, be hurtful
Bunnarchist: lrrWOW
SurfDownstage: benginChamp
RayFK: I used to be supportive of my boy adam
RayFK: Now he can go kick rocks
Dalouer: @RayFK yes! i just started following her on IG and she is great!
El_Funko: you don't need to be funny if you can be loud imo
dheid1: @RayFK Taylor was a student of mine in high school! I had the honor of directing her in a few plays!
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Taylor Tomlinson is fantastic
quatoria: <3
RayFK: That's so cool dheid1!
matthaus_c: @El_Funko stop stop he's already DEAD
betweenmyself: Some of us are lucky to get a .05 funny average and have to rely on emotes for Adam’s sake riffYeti
Fanklok: Damn does this man work for Wizards of the Roast?
Rhynerd: Dang, Adam just skunk gun’d that man in the knees.
BrowneePoints: if you can't be funny be hurtful is the name of Dave Chappelle's next special. ZING!
quatoria: @BrowneePoints hahahaha
xantos69: I'm waiting for @RayFK to clap back later on this stream with absolute devastation.
saucemaster5000: "Here to have a good time" is the person voted off in the first reality show episode
Blakemcm: spiderman pointing at spiderman
DrLigmaPhD: Baddie Yaga vibes
TemporallyAwry: A Northern Snorsh Accent ;p
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: "oh yes I used to work in a pharmacy, good memory". great line
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freetimes1: vaati vidya?
Blakemcm: melee never go away, upgrade melee =P
BrowneePoints: I abused the hell out of the Umbrella in Sekiro
Master_Gunner: don't need tools when you're a parry god
squ3e: Wait, Vaati as in LoZ antagonist of Minish Cap Vaati?
xantos69: So? What if that is the game experience I want?
Bunnarchist: I know one dude that does YouTube shorts where he goes over all of the souls game bosses, is that who you're referring to Ben?
quasi79fu: what i like about Callisto is the fact you have to explore to find all credits you need for all upgrades you need
LordManiMani: Brian David Gilbert?
on_and_awful: It's me. I would find one weapon I like and never use anything else.
korvys: Yeah, but *with* durability I have the JRPG problem of saving all the best weapons, cause what if I need them later?
Rhynerd: Is the decoder an item meant to be sold in vendors or does it do stuff?
DaFhaye: Well yeah like in Dead space 1 I only use the cutter
saucemaster5000: This is why I liked breath of the wild more than elden ring -- literally making me use different weapons
shendaras: Melee only build?
munocard: Literally looks like nothing changed, lol
shendaras: Any whips around?
Fanklok: Someone will also say in a comical way "you broke my fucking arm"
CururuGuasu: Home run!
Bunnarchist: GOD DAMN
quatoria: oh that's a BASEBALL swing
quatoria: that looks satisfying as hell
Kaaosa: he could do everything
squ3e: is the car moving?
BrowneePoints: Oh yea! The big thing about the DeSp1 remake Adam & Ben is they rebalanced all the weapons so the Cutter isn't the only viable one!
WiJohn: Like, a hotwheels?
DrLigmaPhD: Dive rolls like that are pretty fun
tidehollowcat: he also ran off the outfield wall one time
Kaaosa: i heard bojack was also a standup comedian on monday nights
Bunnarchist: @browneepoints all the weapons feel so damn good, but even then I used the cutter way more than any other gun
Valbatross_: you could tell me bo Jackson could literally fly and I'd believe you
Rhynerd: Aiming for the outfields there
Blakemcm: not getting hit is the best block
Fanklok: Bo Jackson can believe it's not butter
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yuan42: we got mids and lows, footsies, this is just a fighting game
munocard: Just zippy zaps and it does a new thing
MegaDosX: I bet there's some in this truck!
betweenmyself: Counterpoint: true gamers only switch to the Master Sword after breaking seventeen Deku Sticks trying to kill a Lionell. pennyWhat
BusTed: WutFace
TrueThorn: You don't have your phone on you? How?
BrindleBoar: get outplayed
MegaDosX: Get splattered
SymphonicLolita: fly swatter mode Activate
MegaDosX: "Did someone call an exterminator?"
BrowneePoints: Josh gonna Du(hamel) it to them
offbeatwitch: he was gonna buy a soda
NotCainNorAbel: life savings of a worm
itira: why didnt it have a chicken egg
sporkraptor: mmmm, back in the sewage
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DrLigmaPhD: The worms were looking to invest in your startup
sporkraptor: nice and warm
neisan2112: More poop time
MegaDosX: In your skin?
BrowneePoints: For me it's if I can't move my head
sporkraptor: oh jeez spelunking. caves are beautiful and NOPE
BrowneePoints: if i'm "trapped" but have head room, no claustrophobia
MegaDosX: On the flip side, seeing you squeeze through that, and squeezing through rocks in Devil In Me, made my claustrophobia go crazy
sporkraptor: yeah, it's warm poop soup
saucemaster5000: I have Klaustrophobia -- Santa Claus sux
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dumbo3k: luke warm at best
barbmitzvah: This machine runs on poop
niccus: do you prefer warm poop water, cold poop water, or reheated poop water
MatthewJudesGhost: He said it!
DaFhaye: Horizon Zero Dawn?
Cptasparagus: wait can we get a Ghost in the Shell where Vigo plays Togusa? i'd be down
SymphonicLolita: !subscribe viggo mortensen facts
itira: wow
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HolyHadouken: So, who exactly is Callisto?
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sporkraptor: hm, the melee seems to take longer
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
sporkraptor: but it sure is fun!
saucemaster5000: Poor Fromsoft player
DaFhaye: Okay this gameplay looks really cool
A_Dub888: Adam "Always +" Savidan
matthaus_c: she babe all over my ruth until I pop
goombalax: @Cptasparagus nah Viggo as the major
Rhynerd: Adam “Stunlock” Savidan
SymphonicLolita: [donk]
Cptasparagus: @goombalax viggo with booba? okay
laikagoat: fionLOL
Gaz_L: i never took Adam for a rushdown character. i thought he'd be a command grab guy
MegaDosX: Grim
BrindleBoar: smooches
sporkraptor: he wants your eyes
betweenmyself: Adam “What do you *mean* ADAM?” Savidan riffYeti
ChippTunes: You’re batting like a Simpson because all I see are homers
drcthulu: that's not good for the sanity bar
TheWriterAleph: bonk.
YFiddler: all planned
Rhynerd: Got the finisher
BrowneePoints: So you.....Need More Healing
silenceaux: @gaz_l would you believe there were a few months of playing exclusively a zoner?
sporkraptor: need to find more aspirin or candy bars or something
matthaus_c: devs did a bang up job making combat look sick
YFiddler: Adam wanted to use the pot
drcthulu: Lots of dollareedoos
BrindleBoar: the blood vanishing is somehow the weirdest part of this game to me. You'd think they'd just leave it there.
MegaDosX: F
DrLigmaPhD: Why do games like this only give you like... a 18 inch club as melee? Long pointy stick is best melee weapon
SurfDownstage: f
SymphonicLolita: [you died]
sporkraptor: hraaaak *ptoo*
MegaDosX: I bet you can throw the bomb at them with your telekinesis ability
El_Funko: What class is Ryu? WIzard?
Fanklok: I played Seigfreid in Soul Caliber
saucemaster5000: Your resume does not let you get typecast
BrowneePoints: you freakin loved Riptor
offbeatwitch: i might be wrong there
goombalax: @DrLigmaPhD it wouldn't be a horror game if they just GAVE you a pointed stick
Sogheim: @El_Funko Punch Wizard
silenceaux: Rashid, right?
dumbo3k: @DrLigmaPhD we started with a bad ass giant prybar, but got forced to upgrade to the meh tazer bat
BrowneePoints: Velociraptor girl
BrowneePoints: and she has a Cheerleader outfit
sporkraptor: velociraptor = always best character
Abelzumi: Velocirapscallion
sporkraptor: (I might be biased)
DrLigmaPhD: @goombalax But gun
Blakemcm: im 100% going to go Marisa
Gaz_L: @offbeatwitch nah, she's called like Dakota or something
saucemaster5000: Which character ended up having the killer instinct?
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Rhynerd: Now I’m just imagining playing this as the nobushi from For Honor. Constantly doing the back attack to this creatures until they bleed out
Fanklok: You had to reload your stick?
ButButTheJesus: @reptile___ :D
bsudo: Weird. I never click that. Just happened automatically.
niccus: halfway between resident evil and god hand
BrowneePoints: we need a RIG upgrade game
offbeatwitch: ok i checked and it's Arizona with the lasso
BrowneePoints: plz
goombalax: you stick yourself in the 3D printer and it makes your pockets bigger
Ferisar: the calisti spaghetti protocoli
MegaDosX: Surely you're used to it by now Adam
Rhynerd: Thinking about it, wasn’t there a trailer for a medieval zombie survival game last year? One where you played a knight?
thevikingbear__: What did Arizona do now?
betweenmyself: Who is Adam’s favorite playable Rise of the Robots character (pleasesayCyborgpleassayCyborg) riffYeti
Ferisar: so humble
drdudeman: Being wrong and learning about it after the fact really reinforces the right idea so you dont mess up again.,
DrLigmaPhD: A fusili?
goombalax: Fussy
Ferisar: speaking of their humbly designed product girl by m-- *hooked off stage*
matthaus_c: trusty red barrels
BrindleBoar: triple kill?
thevikingbear__: Is this the second or third stream of this game?
adept_nekomancer: Gotta stomp the money out of them.
offbeatwitch: stomp stomp
Ferisar: remember it's NOT DEAD SPACE
Rhynerd: Second
Fanklok: Legally distinct Dead Space
SurfDownstage: room for one more bullet
Rhynerd: They also sped up weapon swapping animations
Ferisar: why are your hands cannons
MAPBoardgames: Head down to Tashi Station and sell your Energy Converters?
Ferisar: oh no
SurfDownstage: americans
DrLigmaPhD: The gun pointed directly at the ass is still getting me
xantos69: American Adam.
Rhynerd: It used take a couple seconds
thevikingbear__: I'm typically a VOD watcher, so I know I'm behind by a few streams, but I figured I would stop in for the night
betweenmyself: Almost as if they’re giving you heavy ammo for a reason… pennyWhat
saucemaster5000: Char name -- Andy DuPain
Cptasparagus: ampere
matthaus_c: you're thinking of an Ampere
offbeatwitch: that's an ampere
Ferisar: am pool
Cptasparagus: ampoule is a vial
matthaus_c: Ampoule is a little vial
BusTed: I think Ben's right again.
Ferisar: will travel
El_Funko: Ben wins
quasi79fu: ampoule is a vial
Doc_Layzah: ampoule is a vial
Deatheire: ampere is electricity
Spanked42: An ampoule is a small sealed vial which is used to contain and preserve a sample, usually a solid or liquid.\
adept_nekomancer: Ampere is electricity related, ampoule is a glass container
Pharmacistjudge: Ampere vs ampule
Scy_Anide: Ampule is a sealed vial with a set quantity inside.
DEATHlikescats: Easy mixup
SmithKurosaki: A little glass vial? :p
Rhynerd: Yeah, ampoules are containers, amperes are units of electricity
saucemaster5000: ampeen is a venereal thing
offbeatwitch: i love being wrong online
Ferisar: adam the purpose of survival hunter is surviving
AdamYMHMI: Isn't it a train service?
goombalax: 5 times
Ferisar: being wrong and living is surviving
Lyropithic: It's also french for lightbulb
Gaz_L: Bensplaining
Ferisar: ergo
goombalax: (jk)
neisan2112: @SmithKurosaki A litlke Glass Vial
nic_nax96: You are only wrong if you believe Twitch chat
quasi79fu: we know that Adam meant that
Fanklok: Ampeon is an evolution of Eevee
Rhynerd: Welcome to the Educating Savidan Hour
betweenmyself: Ampere is electricity that sucks blood and hangs upside down to sleep
Ryxiene: It’s okay, no one keeps score like that online Kappa
Ferisar: batter
ChippTunes: Slamma Jamma
YFiddler: ha
TheWriterAleph: Run Home Jack
neisan2112: I LOVE that thunk
BusTed: look in the tunk
LordZarano: "It is named after French mathematician and physicist André-Marie Ampère (1775–1836), considered the father of electromagnetism along with Danish physicist Hans Christian Ørsted. "
korvys: Joonk in the toonk
zed_alpha: That thunk noise
zed_alpha: Mm.
sporkraptor: aw he's got a helmet
Ferisar: thonk
JinaMahavira: a little....juice
goombalax: that guy knew that its friday in California
Ryxiene: LUL
Rhynerd: Lotta foes in this one room
Pharmacistjudge: When removing medication from an ampule, make sure to use a filter needle so you don’t inject yourself with glass
Ferisar: the guy in the prison outfit, 4 dollars
zed_alpha: twitch chat is just trying to rile up Adam until he reaches through the internet and suplexes us for our collective jackassery. We can dream.
Ferisar: the mushroom man
Ferisar: 99 dollars
Cptasparagus: you can buy a copy of Callisto Protocol with that
Ferisar: prison guard*
reptile___: betweenmyself no I think ampere is electricity that is mean to you because it secretly likes you
sporkraptor: @zed_alpha I mean true
Rhynerd: That was what, three spitters, one regular dude, one larger dude, and a guard?
Fanklok: You should see the bullshit Wheeler is playing
betweenmyself: @reptile___ b-baka pennyWhat
ButButTheJesus: yep, $70 in US
matthaus_c: y'all missed G being incredibly funny last stream when you mentioned the price :p
Fanklok: No lose intended
Ferisar: oh yeah you are small
Kramburger: What's up gamers, how's Dead Space 3.5?
squ3e: Yeah they do look small
saucemaster5000: Smaller morally
vogon_poet: Adam, don't be so hard on yourself. Being wrong 4 times in 30+ minutes still puts you in the top 1% of Twitch streamers for getting things right. This is the land of confident ignorance.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: as much as we laugh at some gameplay choices, the sound and animation team have nailed their job
Ferisar: hell yeah
zed_alpha: Poifect.
quasi79fu: theyre shrinking
Abelzumi: Only physically, not spiritually!
ButButTheJesus: YES
squ3e: I wasnt gonna say it cause thats rude
SurfDownstage: hi~
Ferisar: now this is third person gameplay
NotCainNorAbel: god's perfect stream now
ChippTunes: Real talk is that the typical price for a AAA game in Canada what with the difference in currency value?
sporkraptor: now you feel like you're *part of the action*
zed_alpha: Just right in the middle there.
MrWrann: It's like a 3d ride
Stormthius: That's what I came to see!
DEATHlikescats: So long as y’all make back enough to justify the purchase
saucemaster5000: Now even smaller morally
silenceaux: Ah, the good content
SmithKurosaki: BEEG BEN
jessieimproved: Now y'all get to hang out with Josh Duhamel
bv310: Hell yeah, that's the view we're here for
CastleOtranto: benginDab
Fanklok: Remember to minimize the game
SymphonicLolita: LUL
doubledbear: The patreon members paid for it /jk
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
sporkraptor: perfect
xantos69: #content
Kramburger: Damm, you're looking miniature, have you been hitting the Gym?
GhostValv: tqsClap
NotCainNorAbel: down in front
silenceaux: Gremlin mode online
neisan2112: Perfect
ThorSokar: Best Damn Stream On Twitch
Ferisar: holy shit it's like the streamer is in my room
Spanked42: Makes me wanna smooch my screen
drcthulu: perfect
ButButTheJesus: OH, MY
neisan2112: benginDab
DrLigmaPhD: Adam is now naked off-screen
squ3e: Ben put yoursefl on the back of his head and narrate his thoughts
YFiddler: perfect emoji in shot
shendaras: Can you make yourself a little blurry or pixel-y?
empyreon: HypePopcorn
zed_alpha: Now you're making eye contact with me over the internet and I'm notably uncomfortable.
Sogheim: wow such gameplay
Ashton: When did this turn into a reaction channel?
CanadianDaz: only ben
BrindleBoar: The Bengineering Protocol
SurfDownstage: benginChamp
El_Funko: Why does the larger boy not simply eat the smaller boy?
saucemaster5000: Ok, this got too sexy
jessieimproved: ohnoheshot
Fanklok: Wow LRR is a react channel now?
lackingsanity: still taking up less screen space than Jacob normally does
Ferisar: whoa it's the marker from dead space behind ben
AdamYMHMI: No camera means no pants!
xantos69: This just clearly shows how handsome Ben is.
drdudeman: Bengineering protocol
Abelzumi: It's the Callisto Protocol, it's improved by all the Ben we can get
doubledbear: My fav game: Ben
BusTed: Going to need you to head bob a bit.
bv310: Mystery Science Theater Benthousand
zer0killstreams: this was not what I was expecting when I opened twitch but you know what, I'm digging it
SmithKurosaki: Ben's the gamer now
sporkraptor: yes
saucemaster5000: DLC when?
betweenmyself: Ben doing some painstaking on stream-surgery here
Blakemcm: omg omg omg
Ferisar: LOL
Pharmacistjudge: What is the ROI of a video game on Let’s nope.
zed_alpha: Yeah close enough
jessieimproved: He looks so much more jaunty
GhostValv: so immersive :O
Kramburger: We're going to need to do some live motion tracking. How good's the streaming PC?
matthaus_c: RIP Ben's thighs tonight
kid_flashionable: seabatClap
doubledbear: It's like he's really in the game
SnackPak_: art
sporkraptor: perfect
BusTed: Perfect.
OnyxOblivion: the Road Quest health bar
Abelzumi: oh my god
zed_alpha: Adam, you're a genius
TheWriterAleph: quality content
squ3e: perfect
adept_nekomancer: Road quest in space confirmed
ashesandmochi: this is incredible
doubledbear: You just reinvented the EyeToy
empyreon: LUL
GhostValv: wowie
goombalax: it was worth it for that moment
Spanked42: amazing technology
Juliamon: hope yall clipped that
bv310: Also some great viral RoadQuest advertising
saucemaster5000: OK, now worth full price
kumatsu: Where's Ben's health bar?
sporkraptor: literally laughing so damn hard
dumbo3k: that "hi everybody" was perfect!
ButButTheJesus: i lul'd
ratstronomer: That was beautiful
SurfDownstage: wow AI is really amazing
ChippTunes: 😂👌💯
Spanked42: I love it
Kramburger: "Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here..."
squ3e: My bit paid off thank god VoHiYo
Ferisar: this stream worth 90 dollars
Ferisar: tbh
Abelzumi: You guys are worth all the dollars in the world
Valbatross_: Cheer263 fucking hilarious
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SecretOwl: Should I buy the game now that Ben is the main character!?
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betweenmyself: Ben doing a remote stream, going out for Space Ice Cream riffYeti
SmithKurosaki: Just simply insert yourself in the game
Abelzumi: Also that IS much better a size
zed_alpha: I mean, you can stay tiny, but you should do the chipmunk voices again if you do.
matthaus_c: there's a... thing? at the far edge of the shot
Kramburger: Ben, what's getting cut off on th Adam side camera edge?
BusTed: floabcSmug
Fanklok: Calisto BROtocol
AdamYMHMI: That's a problem if there's only one bathroom
ChippTunes: It was a normal day at LRR until Graham shipped Ben off to Jupiter
Kramburger: OH FUCK
GhostValv: D:
offbeatwitch: the choice is yours
BusTed: does that say 'kill the virus'?
Ferisar: i feel like jacob gesticulates a lot
Ferisar: when he runs
Abelzumi: That's so many The Callisto Protocols
Kramburger: Oh shit, a DECODER RING
matthaus_c: @ChippTunes he can handle it, he survived the Dinosaur Past
MrWrann: Can you buy deeper pockets
zed_alpha: So is this a Dead Space, or a Prey?
BusTed: space inflation, amirite
matthaus_c: capitalism has an inflation kink
TheWriterAleph: in a row?
Spanked42: inflation will get ya
squ3e: damn inflation
Inspaders: thanks Obama
DrLigmaPhD: Is the setting.... space prison?
adept_nekomancer: That other soda is only 16.8 dollars
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Abelzumi: "Do you want to be a Vending Machine or an ENDING MACHINE"
SurfDownstage: Welcome to the Circus of Value!
dumbo3k: theres one for 50 and I think another for 64
Ferisar: sprison as the kids call it
El_Funko: as I understand it, most of space is a prison
doubledbear: Which moon is this on?
bv310: Your Chubbys or your LIFE, Pop Seller!
betweenmyself: Damn, Somalite got expensive.
drcthulu: inflation in the future, that's probably a pretty good price
Ferisar: or sprizz
El_Funko: and I would know
Sogheim: guns are slightly more expensive than soda in the future, it's just like home
BrowneePoints: Speaking of Thanksgiving Flavor Jones Soda made a Turkey and Mashed Potatoes & Gravy flavored pop when I was in high school
matthaus_c: @doubledbear can you guess :p
TheWriterAleph: "Here is your [big. stick.] Have a [good. day.]"
DrLigmaPhD: The "I Don't Dance" build
doubledbear: @doubledbear gonna saaaaaay Titan?
matthaus_c: oooh so close
Kramburger: How come nobody's ever had a space jail called the Black Hole. That seems like an obvious nickname
drcthulu: comparatively a 39$ soda makes a 90$ game not that bad huh?
BrowneePoints: Yea it's Turkey and Mashed Potatoes & Gravy
SurfDownstage: lrrSPOOP
BusTed: here we gooo
SymphonicLolita: la spidre
notthepenguins: welp
Abelzumi: You know what? Dramatic irony-wise, that's not bad
A_Dub888: !card giant spider
LRRbot: Giant Spider [3G] | Creature — Spider [2/4] | Reach
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
bv310: El Spidro Gigante!
goombalax: Arachnus Deathicus
BusTed: tentacies
sporkraptor: Ben's going to flip himself backwards out of the room
SecretOwl: *Megamind voice* The Speeeeiiiiiiidarrrrr
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SmithKurosaki: Im not a spider person either Ben
laikagoat: coxSeafood coxWiggle
AdamYMHMI: Don't give up hope, Ben, maybe it's another web spinning creature.
zed_alpha: Okay, which is the worse Jones flavor: Turkey Dinner, Christmas Tree, Fireworks (from that lim, or that limited edition Seattle Seahawks Perspiration flavor?
SmithKurosaki: I'll suffer with you
Juliamon: oh, so we're just straight up RE now
Gaz_L: it's one o them Last Of Us bois
Ferisar: time to return to harmony
MegaDosX: Get slapped
betweenmyself: Turns out this game is just a way to harvest player info so the devs can try to sell you things… The Callisto Robocall riffGasp
SmithKurosaki: @Juliamon Accurate
Spanked42: he blocked it and then some
goombalax: @zed_alpha Big-Ass Canned Ham
SymphonicLolita: well ok then
Kramburger: Dude's shingles are out of control
sporkraptor: wellllp
TheWriterAleph: damn
Abelzumi: You just got JOCKED
Lyropithic: Seems bad
bv310: Jebus
Stormthius: damn son he fucked you up
matthaus_c: hey, this time he didn't lose half his head
drcthulu: oh he's a grappler
jessieimproved: Kind of reminds me of the zombies from Planet Terror
DrLigmaPhD: That was just MMA
quasi79fu: guess he shouldve shot the tentacles
Spanked42: shoulda shot those tentacles
zed_alpha: !badadvice
LRRbot: Your tongue has cooldown.
Abelzumi: Exposed tentacles will cause Chat to mutate
zed_alpha: !findquote git gud
LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these lrrEFF ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
TheWriterAleph: and stay down
Kramburger: EARF
goombalax: nice of us to watch during his magical girl transformation sequence
Kramburger: Okay chat, it's time to learn about puberty
BusTed: *pop*
jessieimproved: get in there
bv310: Gnarly
saucemaster5000: @Kramburger Is it tax deductible?
Lysander_salamander: yay?
Empyrealist: You can go anywhere? And then you'll be there?
TheWriterAleph: what are we, some kind of suicide guard?
Blakemcm: cut off their limbs
Ferisar: you gotta make us whole
Ferisar: the marker
DrLigmaPhD: They're growers not showers, apparently
Ferisar: colonel
Abelzumi: You've got to tent the shootacles
brainbosh: Only 5 days left til retirement
adept_nekomancer: Shoot the tentacles to open the core!
betweenmyself: Once he gets enough of those neck do-hickeys he’s gonna bling the SHIT out of his teeth riffYeti
Inspaders: I mean, tentacles are a kind of limbs
itira: treatsies!
bv310: @betweenmyself Meat Loaf would be proud
hackingducks: I like how they really felt the need to tell you about the tentacles. like, on the wall, in the audio log, in the tutorial...
Rhynerd: Cutshoot the tentalimbs
Kramburger: Shoot the tents, got it
xenuceratops: Tentacles the cut limbs
princess_intell: did Adam just call me a baby
adept_nekomancer: Capture the tentacools!
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Solipsody: Huh. I guess it was about time they made a Resident Evil game set in space.
xenuceratops: Tentacool, I choose you!
Lithobraker: The helpful pop up every time there's a new game mechanic contradicts the horror atmosphere ever so slightly
DrBatman0: I only just turned up. Is this RE4, but in space?
BrowneePoints: ah okay from reddit
BrowneePoints: "if you start the audiolog then hit start twice you can play with the audiolog over the game"
Kramburger: Can we put on cargo pants?
drcthulu: inventory spaces makes for interesting game choice /s
Laserbeaks_Fury: Calisto Flockhart? I love Ally McBeal
Kramburger: Mono_Glove.Dek
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Rhynerd: I wonder if I should spoil the inventory upgrade system
Abelzumi: I'm sure they'd be cool in a good game
korvys: Swarming rounds, you know, for your Bee Bee Gun
xenuceratops: @korvys oooooooooooooooooooh
betweenmyself: @drbatman0 it’s like Dead Space but… no, that’s about it
Laserbeaks_Fury: Did anyone play The Surge?
NotCainNorAbel: can we dual wield stick?
Kramburger: I bet the porn parody of this game will be called the Fisto Protocol
TheWriterAleph: n'arm?
zed_alpha: oh, Robot Souls? I liked it.
Abelzumi: How'd Serge feel about it?
BrowneePoints: Surge 1 was very ...fine, Surge 2 was better
Seth_Erickson: I think Both the Surge and the Surge 2 were perfectly fine games
Rhynerd: I wonder how the Surge 2’s plot went
DrBatman0: whoever that arm came from isn't dangerous anymore. They've clearly been DISARMED
BrowneePoints: Surge 2 was a MARKED improvement
Lysander_salamander: do they give you other melee weapons in this game?
itira: i dont know anything about Surge, but Serge seems pretty cool.
shendaras: You start with a pickaxe or something.
DrBatman0: Can you tape the targeting module onto the stick?
betweenmyself: @lysander_salamander started with a pry-bar…
BrowneePoints: "I fucking hate Linux aaaaa!"
Seth_Erickson: that suffered heavily from the not being From Software. In that people judged it way more harshly because it wasn't.
BrowneePoints: Surge 1 had legitimate issues
saucemaster5000: I have to make my last delivery for the month before staycation -- no one be funny for 30 min
Abelzumi: 'I don't know, how am I gonna find my gay lover on this spacship—EYYYY, A GUY"
DrBatman0: Wow. Worst birthday party ever. For that guy.
Rhynerd: @lysander_salamander it’s only more guns from here.
DrLigmaPhD: Tentacles are in fashion this fall
Lithobraker: The Surge lost me in that horrific surgery cutscene at the beginning and never did enough to win me back
BurgerGamer: surge 1 had some real questionable enemy designs, especially those robo dogs
Kramburger: Health Injector? I'd like some more clarity about what kind of 'health' is being injected please
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DrBatman0: Is that part of why you're taking the path you are? STICK is essentially unlimited ammo exploit
betweenmyself: At some point Adam’s gonna be wishing he could shoot cash at the zomboids
Laserbeaks_Fury: Easy as repairing a Gen
squ3e: He did literal rocket science via flying right
brainbosh: Oh gotta drain the piss tank
BusTed: I wonder if we need to drain the juice.
korvys: Didn't you know? Prisons are made of leftover spaceship controls
Lithobraker: that's the gamer bathwater
CururuGuasu: Gotta fill the ecto cooler
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
betweenmyself: Run Master Frodo!
sporkraptor: he kinda looks like Lister
xantos69: Ben you never question that you know how to drive cars and open doors in your regular life. You can't be shocked that a guy who lives in space knows how to do that kind of thing.
DrBatman0: Ah, nice to meet a flesh-faced up-and-comer
SymphonicLolita: some manner of spidre man
Laserbeaks_Fury: "Demonic Presence at *UNSAFE* Levels"
NotCainNorAbel: I get that it isn't Adam's normal jam but it would be interesting to see him run a Tarkov wipe. The inventory mgmt and level up progress would be fun to watch.
dumbo3k: now we know why there was all this pistol ammo in here
gundamschwing: Cute dog
Rhynerd: The FX of the hand cannon’s tracer are pretty cool
DrBatman0: is the plural "Spider Men" or "Spiders-Man"
BusTed: "warning, for real, these things are supes creepy"
Kramburger: "Warning: These boys are hella messed up"
Lysander_salamander: that's so many hitpoints
KeytarCat: just, really fucked up lil dudes
ButButTheJesus: @Laserbeaks_Fury i see you
doubledbear: just some crawly bois
betweenmyself: Remember Lickers, and how everybody loved them?
drcthulu: out of the corner, so smart
BrowneePoints: That was a freakin Vega style takedown
jessieimproved: When stomping becomes a necessary game mechanic, does it take the fun out of it?
xantos69: Nice combo
BrowneePoints: idk it was still fun in Dead Space
BusTed: When Ben says it should have more limbs, the design is probably messed up somehow.
hackingducks: half-a-spider man
BrowneePoints: and you wanted to stomp bodies for items
shendaras: You want them to be more spider-like?
Blakemcm: break time? need another beerio
BrowneePoints: although in the Remake the longer you stomp the angrier Isaac sounds
Ferisar: laddy dong legs
niccus: there *should* be an ai director that can adjust the limb count
munocard: Zaddy Longlegs
DrLigmaPhD: I wish they were more millipede like
Lithobraker: this is an outrage they infringe upon my likeness when I'm eating shredded cheese Infront of the fridge
Rootpotato: these are just dudes who can climb walls
betweenmyself: Just thirty-seven more limbs… A gross Katamari riffYeti
squ3e: If you've got time to cake, you've got time to break
neisan2112: OH Right, I should make diner
sporkraptor: mmm, squishy fx
dumbo3k: @betweenmyself thanks, now I'm just imagining the katamari music, while rolling a ball that tears limbs off people
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MrQBear: @betweenmyself Oh, i'm not the only one that saw that Katamari/Silent Hill crossover!
GhostValv: hi
YFiddler: yes?
Dog_of_Myth: Now that's content
gualdhar: why is Ben staring into my soul?
Blakemcm: how many donos for new chair?
SymphonicLolita: dont fuck chairs on stream that's against tos
lamina5432: A recliner?
matthaus_c: same as the fiber wire
Astramentha: It a LOT
munocard: Video games!
Ferisar: the button exists for you, the player :)
gualdhar: sometimes game developers animate things for the sake of showing off
MegaDosX: This feels like a game not to get too caught up in questions about why things
NotCainNorAbel: when the boss wants a button...
BusTed: in the space future, over-engineering is paramount
MrQBear: I'm sure they got paid a lot for that button.
TemporallyAwry: Every single control panel uses the same housing. Economy of scale or something.
7gorobei: somebody had to print that
notthepenguins: this game stopped making sense as an environment in the first half hour
quasi79fu: the noises are coming from inside the studioooo
notthepenguins: I stopped worrying about jt
AdamYMHMI: I feel like a lot of games stop asking "what is this for when you're not fighting aliens in it."
NimrodXIV: omg Ben
SymphonicLolita: flawless
BusTed: Wow.
sporkraptor: Ben
quasi79fu: suddenly the couch breaks
Astramentha: O_O ben
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
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ButButTheJesus: wtf
itira: perfect
Mr_Horrible: what in the actual hell LUL
ashesandmochi: b-ben
7gorobei: good ol dependable couch
bv310: Taking Couch Co-op very seriously
on_and_awful: editor's note: the couch would let him down
blip2004: ever been so mad you just couch
NotCainNorAbel: normal day normal stream
Rhynerd: Which couch is that?
emboar2235: its time for couch
bokochaos: Let's Nope should be a Couch Stream
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
matthaus_c: you know what they say about big hands
Nigouki: Next time on TTSF: Ian supervises Ben and Adam fixing the chair they broke
sporkraptor: let the couch play?
emboar2235: let's nope, nah, let's couch
ThorSokar: hahaha
niccus: now i'm imagining a space horror version of Moving Out
TemporallyAwry: Just leave a couch in the streaming office? PrideLaugh
Lysander_salamander: rotating the cushions?
ttam809: I'm a little surprised the couch can fit in the streaming office
Rhynerd: Oh, that’s the big couch, isn’t it?
ThorSokar: did he just drag the couch from the friend zone in there?
myknorman: this is giving me couch fort vibes
ThorSokar: hahaha
7gorobei: this is just going to encourage sleeping on stream
bv310: @TemporallyAwry It'll be a fun surprise for G later
Ivalenz_: kivaCozy
TheWarDoctor8: the whole couch lol
CanadianDaz: look comfy
bokochaos: Honestly much better
Mr_Horrible: the manmade horrors beyond my comprehension smelled fine, but the *sewers*?!
rabbitgta: couch co-op boys
Astramentha: lrrSHINE
Ferisar: streamers you're small again
Easilycrazyhat: Can you even see the screens? XD
Lysander_salamander: oh well
sporkraptor: we are free
GhostValv: probably for the best
Nigouki: time to expense some bigger monitors
TheWriterAleph: quick say nice things
matthaus_c: ah ha, we're FREE
Phailhammer: No great loss, tbh.
BrowneePoints: Now you're game grumpin
Fanklok: Quick day nice things
Rhynerd: We’re tiny now
itira: ouchie
sporkraptor: wheeee
Astramentha: unsupervised?? 👀
brainbosh: Oh no all the piss
Blakemcm: they cant read my message, now no one will know that i love these boys and they bring me joy every Tuesday
Lysander_salamander: flume ride
Easilycrazyhat: We Tomb Raider now
munocard: sick waterslide
7gorobei: space luge
BrowneePoints: You take damage
BrowneePoints: and if you take enough hits you just die
SymphonicLolita: wheeeee
itira: who needs office chairs anyway
sporkraptor: river rapids
Nigouki: finally a turd flush simulator
DEATHlikescats: Distinct beavis and buthead vibes
AdamYMHMI: Now they just need to have you collect coins and this sequence will be complete
gualdhar: oh baby let's nope couch
Calaban161: I see some floor
Lobo_Apache: I guess we got them to show legs?
TheWriterAleph: is this like Tomb Raider where you'll get horribly impaled?
betweenmyself: You know the stream is going good when someone *else* bashes Adam’s knee into something riffYeti
sporkraptor: river of grossness
Manae: Why does the prison have this?
natfletchy: Oooooh it’s Schlitterbahn
NotCainNorAbel: feels like you are in your parents basement, just a nicer couch
korvys: How long is this sewer?
TomatoKigu: ngl I like this so much better than the chairs, this looks so much comfier.
ttam809: it's essentially Crossing teh streams with the coutch
brainbosh: All of those pipes have razor sharp metal sticking out of them for some reason
drcthulu: good thing you're bald cuz that would have been a close shave
SymphonicLolita: thONK
BusTed: 😬
sporkraptor: how long is this river inside the ship???
vogon_poet: Ben finally got Adam on the couch. It's only a matter of time... BOW-CHICKA-WOW-WOW!!!
TheWriterAleph: crawnch
betweenmyself: It’s like Goonies, but in zombie space prison.
munocard: "Welcome to Ow! My balls!"
Rhynerd: not dead
TheWriterAleph: worst. water slide. ever.
MrWrann: This sewer tunnel is huge
Astramentha: your butt would be SO bruised
quasi79fu: you were saying
matthaus_c: oh man I like they face
BusTed: right in the neck pouch
Austere_Squire: good thing we have this thing on the back of our neck to tell us how much pain we're in
munocard: He's got a literal fourhead
Ferisar: you would immediately lose your arms
Ryxiene: This is such a long slide xD
Ferisar: like IMMEDIATELY
BrowneePoints: going that fast you'd tear an arm out of the socket
hackingducks: he should have at least slid down the chain some :/
GhostValv: beeg chat
Lobo_Apache: WE'RE SO BIG
matthaus_c: I'm so BIG?
Ferisar: streamer you were small, now WE ARE BIG
gualdhar: I'm SO BIG!!!
itira: BIG.
SymphonicLolita: H E L L O
ShaneLeeAtk: benginFingers
Dog_of_Myth: hi ben and adam
AdamYMHMI: This isn't even our final form!
betweenmyself: You have to work real hard to get rope burns from chains
matthaus_c: we have become VASCULAR
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sporkraptor: cow tools
quasi79fu: love the far side
Gaytanic_Panic: SO V A S C U L A R
Dog_of_Myth: Far Side is S tier.
rabbitgta: worse waya to learn how to be funny
MrWrann: You learned how to be funny?
niccus: how big are the emojis
natfletchy: The Far Side is right in my lane
ttam809: Ben here trying to reinvent Desert Bus
Astramentha: eye chart time I guess: E O Y B L ...
BusTed: seabatClap
munocard: Is mom making cookies?
Abelzumi: If you feel weird I got news for you
BrowneePoints: The Okay.....Grumps
YFiddler: adamantium shoulder joints
Lysander_salamander: going gargoyle mode
MrWrann: I thought it was natural
sporkraptor: well it's a jail not a resort
Rhynerd: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
Blakemcm: Far side is Goated
code1300: Mom pizza rolls
sporkraptor: soooo
bv310: Mom is Been, making pizza rolls upstairs
Himyul: if you're good, you get totinos pizza rolls
Spanked42: I looked away for 10 minutes and there's a couch?
bv310: *Beej
eric_christian_berg: In high school, my biology teacher looked just like a Far Side scientist.
betweenmyself: Wait, bit chat means perfect time for YETI riffYeti riffYeti riffYeti riffYeti riffYeti
natfletchy: Beef stroganoff is cooking upstairs boys
AdamYMHMI: Far Side, Monty Python and MST3k are what influenced my comedy loves
MegaDosX: You can only make one first impression though
munocard: Shoot the limbs!
natfletchy: Be ready in 10
Dog_of_Myth: coxWiggle
matthaus_c: people also give in to hype a lot
SkylerRingtail: Game is...uninspired, I suppose
TheWriterAleph: in case you forgot about the tantacels Kappa
Austere_Squire: i, too, write advice in my own blood
Dog_of_Myth: @betweenmyself Well done
BusTed: love the 'noff
bv310: lrrCREEPL riffYeti lrrCREEPR
notthepenguins: I think its just that dead space aged kinda poorly
Abelzumi: (Boys don't know this!)
sporkraptor: I'm having casserole
Ferisar: streef boganof
drcthulu: Game backseating like a boss
Seth_Erickson: Beef Stroganoff is so good, but nothing beats Tacos imo
MrQBear: lrrHERE
A_Dub888: !findquote bizza
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quasi79fu: taco belll
YFiddler: pizza IS good
BrowneePoints: Real talk, I don't really enjoy food
noSmokeFire: god do I want pizza
A_Dub888: !fidnquotepizza
Abelzumi: OH God y'all aren't on Tumblr you don't know about the beef stroganoff video
Spanked42: I love pizza. If it's basic then so be it.
empyreon: @betweenmyself riffYeti riffYeti IT'S TIME riffYeti riffYeti
korvys: Oh man, I had a bahn mi last night, it was really good
sporkraptor: dammit now I have to look up a recipe for GF beef stroganoff
Austere_Squire: subs, quesadillas
ashesandmochi: yeah god banh mi is the best
Fanklok: I ate too much pizza and dinosaur shaped chicken nuggies today
Ferisar: or how about
Ferisar: beef poganof
Seth_Erickson: God!
TheWriterAleph: is that Him?
SymphonicLolita: normal guy, normal walk
AdamYMHMI: Alanis Morissette?
ThorSokar: Pizza isn't basic, you can make some fancy as shit pizza
drcthulu: I could eat sushi every day
DEATHlikescats: Perrogies are S tier
shendaras: There is peace and serenity in the light.
Seth_Erickson: God's Angels coming to greet us
korvys: We're just innocent men
Valbatross_: that's the Margit fight
jacobc131: y'all look so comfy, heck yeah
Abelzumi: Two regular men you say :eyes:
TheWriterAleph: excuse me sir, your head's off
Comeback323: did they steal a couch?
bv310: I really shouldn't be surprised by the overlap of LRR and Rifftrax subs but it does still make me happy
QuixoticZ: Big fan of the Banh Mi as well. best sandwich
Rhynerd: @comeback323 ben stole a couch from the friend zone
Lithobraker: they respect the 1v1
Lysander_salamander: bro
koodooman: they really believe in fight etiquette
sporkraptor: acam (all cops are mutants)
MrQBear: @Comeback323 is it stealing if it came from inside the moonbase?
Blakemcm: naw melee is the way
natfletchy: Zombies sound like beef stroganoff
betweenmyself: My dream scenario is a Road Quest 2 with Adam in a car with a riffYeti vinyl hood decal
Comeback323: sorry, borrowed
Lyropithic: Nice
bv310: The ol' Razzle Dazzle with Electroshock and the Wrench
gawag_: dishonored was that biiiiiig time
Rhynerd: i would love to see Graham walk in to this
Fanklok: I'd think you'd be a Blood Angels boy with that attitude Ben
Austere_Squire: "We have a gun that shoots lightning~" Ben: "Nah, I got a wrench. I'm good."
MrWrann: He's Morbbing
SymphonicLolita: him enbiggened
Gooseblast: He's morbin voxyRealpepe
Abelzumi: Regular men becoming large is just like...nice
munocard: They don't need heads?
MegaDosX: He hits hard
Juliamon: morbed all over you
jacobc131: the aesthetic of the couch makes me feel more comfortable
drcthulu: that tentacle SLAPs
Ferisar: oh yeah
Rhynerd: Slain by the one armed bandit
TheWriterAleph: LUL
Ferisar: there's a morbius 2
MooCowofDom: Wow two comfy boys
MegaDosX: If you say it enough Sony might try re-releasing the movie again
Ferisar: i hate to tell you this
Anotherjesus: The hallway is a tough one
Abelzumi: Adam..... It's.....
lazermeow: He Nurgled the F out.
BrowneePoints: they're still doing a Kraven movie
Abelzumi: Immorbtal
Rhynerd: or one armed murant
ChippTunes: M2rbius
OhaiMireiya: hurro frens =3
Austere_Squire: we're morbin' 2
quasi79fu: The darker timeline a Morbius 2
eric_christian_berg: Morbius 2: Electric Boogalo.
xantos69: But what if they called it "MORBING 2IME"
Gooseblast: Morbius 2 in theaters twice KappaRoss
notthepenguins: he's gonna be in midnight suns
koodooman: hopefully morbius 2 can break the record of flopping twice
natfletchy: Just tell Sony to meme harder
betweenmyself: Do you really think Sony Entertainment CAN’T be trolled into releasing a sequel?
Anotherjesus: grip and rip
OhaiMireiya: what y'all been up to? I got some new skates =3
Ferisar: tworbius
matthaus_c: Morbiussy
betweenmyself: 2 Fast Out of Theatres, 2 Morbeus
couchboyj: Morbius 2: Morgan Morber
davehutchin: Morbin 2: The New Batch
TheWriterAleph: 2 Morb 2 Morbius
hackingducks: time2morb ;___;
quasi79fu: Oh ben have you beeen watching Last of us show??
doubledbear: I'm just sad Universal chickened out and canceled the Dark Universe after the Mummy failed
YFiddler: morb times two
Dromos_GHG: More-bius
sporkraptor: 2 morb 2 obious
GhostValv: morbius 2: morebius
drcthulu: 2 Morb: 2 Serious
SurfDownstage: Morb-three-us
Cunobelenos: Morb fast morb furious
AdamYMHMI: More-bius 2
gualdhar: Sony can't make a bad Morbius movie twice, can they?
BrowneePoints: same for F4ntastic Four
matthaus_c: Pedro Pascal can carry anything
LithelyUnshod: Mor3bius
quasi79fu: Omg its sooo amazing
Mai_Andra: 2 Fast 2 Morbius
SurfDownstage: TLOU is so good
lazermeow: Morbius 2: Morbin through time.
Rhynerd: Morbius: It’s Morbin’ 2me
Fanklok: Mighty Morbin power rangers
jaydobbleyou: what if they make a 2nd Morb and they fully lean into the memes
Gaytanic_Panic: MorbIIIus for 3
BrowneePoints: Last of Us is amazing but makes you feel like shiiiiiit
Rhynerd: Morbius 2: Full Morb
quasi79fu: only other show i would reccomend is Lockwood n Co which is on Netflix
Rootpotato: i cried so much during episode 3
BrowneePoints: Okay but Pedro pascal as Marko in Saga
SurfDownstage: Most of the best parts of the game are in the show like verbatim
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shendaras: You would recommend it, though?
nifleon: episode 3 will destroy you
jacobc131: nobody spoil anything, it's really good
SurfDownstage: Three is probably my favorite episode of TV since covid started
Goombill: As someone living in Calgary, Last of Us is a lot of fun to watch and try to see what was filmed here
BrowneePoints: The Last of Us is the best Show HBO has put out since Season 1 and 2 of Game of Thrones
eric_christian_berg: Hammertime!
betweenmyself: I imagine Dead Pool 3 is gonna be full of Morbius rips.
DEATHlikescats: Good choice
EvilBadman: TLOU show does a great job of cutting the stuff the game play stuff and expanding the narrative and side stories with the "extra time"
doubledbear: It's still annoying that all hbo stuff in canada has to go through Bell/Crave
LithelyUnshod: With Hugh Jackman
xantos69: @betweenmyself And rightly so
BrowneePoints: with Wolverine, AND under the Disney Banner
Ferisar: i still choose to believe it's GRP for gurp
betweenmyself: In fact, Dead Pool 3 should just be a shot for shot remake of Morbius but with Deadpool
BrowneePoints: so folks think he's just gonna...hope Multiverses
Abelzumi: It's no use!
saucemaster5000: @BrowneePoints First comment I saw getting back... Chernobyl? (I mean, same showrunners tho)
bv310: I am sad to not get to watch Joel make seven shivs at a time.
SymphonicLolita: barbie movie
a_guy_7: Mario
saucemaster5000: Barbie yeah
lazermeow: Cocaine bear.
crono3453: Cocaine Bear
Amentur: Still following the red pipe?
BrowneePoints: Greta Gerwig's Barbie
quasi79fu: meg 2 is supposed ot come out soon
DaFhaye: I honestly haven't watched a movie in years
gualdhar: oh yeah the barbie movie is gonna be lit
evelyndisaster: dune 2
EvilBadman: there's three marvel this year
noisyblizzard: indiana jones could be fun
niccus: i think people are still in the recovery period after EEAAO and Glass Onion
Goombill: I'm excited for Barbie/Oppenheimer double feature
ShadowAce0: i havent been to a lets nope in a while, are you guys playing in the moon base?
BrowneePoints: Look, she got two back to back Best Picture noms
doubledbear: They still make movies? like, for theaters?
MrWrann: A bear on cocaine
BusTed: Pretty much what it says on the tin.
Abelzumi: It's a biopic
betweenmyself: Knock at the Cabin was pretty good for an M Knight movie
Stormthius: John Wick 4
saucemaster5000: Cocane bear looks great
bv310: Barbie movie feels like an edibles movie
embra_ashling: i'm really looking forward to Magic Mike 3 tbh
gawag_: its a bear that does cocaine
Kazman20a: just what it says
empyreon: what it says on the tin
quasi79fu: cocaiine bear is comedy horror
xantos69: What don't you understand about "Cocaine Bear".
ThorSokar: So, you're on one of Jupiter's moons?
a_guy_7: The bear did cocaine, that's the whole movie
DarknessKingCoH: The Puss in Boots movie released this year right? or was that late last year.
couchboyj: The title explains the movie
swampcat12: It's about a bear that ate a bunch of cocaine. Based on a true story, or so I hear
lazermeow: Based on a true story of a bear that ate a pound of cocaine
DEATHlikescats: P l a n e
crono3453: A bear eats a bunch of cocaine and does some murders
drcthulu: Cocaine bear is a about a bear that eats a bunch of cocaine and goes on a killing spree
BrowneePoints: It's a movie about a bear that eats 100lbs of cocaine and goes on a killing rampage @LoadingReadyRun
DAC169: Cocaine bear! aipOMG
tabbyphobos: there's also the D&D movie
niccus: that sounds right
DaFhaye: Mad Max
lazermeow: Ray Liota's last movie.
Dromos_GHG: D&D movie
BrowneePoints: OH YEA THE D&D MOVIE!
quasi79fu: Dnd movie is going to be awesome
OhaiMireiya: hah!
gualdhar: was it Cats with the Butthole cut?
natfletchy: Magic Mike 3
CastleOtranto: BOOM ROASTED
bv310: My last one for that was a reairing of Sucker Punch, which was *RAD*
SnackPak_: gottem
doubledbear: That's like the 5th DnD movie right?
Kazman20a: I am not a horror fan, but cocaine bear looks like the kind of goofy horror
betweenmyself: The horror Winnie the Poo move comes out this year
BusTed: eww
BrowneePoints: i watched that on YOUR DISCORD
OnyxOblivion: he loves to chew, that man
MegaDosX: And then the movie ended on a cliffhanger and never got a sequel
BrowneePoints: and I want 2 HOURS OF MY LIFE BACK
quasi79fu: wasnt the first D and D movie though with Tom Hanks??
saucemaster5000: Am I... the only one who thinks the D&D movie so far looks like a collection of quippy catchphrases on the equivalent of "so THAT just happened!"
Spanked42: How long have these aliens been here?>
natfletchy: I preferred him in Eragon
BrowneePoints: it smells bad
doubledbear: @quasi79fu Mazes and monsters is a far out game
BrowneePoints: I've been through a Pig Slaughterhouse
Abelzumi: would You Like To
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: in like...unironically jazzed for the dnd movie
xantos69: Blood just smells like iron and pennies. But Poop is worse.
bv310: it smells a lot like pennies don't ask me how I know
BusTed: This appears to be both.
SurfDownstage: Old blood is awful
BrowneePoints: Blood smells fucking AWFUL
MegaDosX: Blood has a very characteristic smell, and in that quantity it would be a lot to deal with
Stormthius: I think it smells like pennies but I dunno
gualdhar: you can literally swim in a pool of poop at any septic tank
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Ferisar: bro why
Ferisar: jacob
Austere_Squire: blood would reek, but different than poop
Spanked42: gonna get so many diseases
CastleOtranto: A pool of blood probably smells offal
Spanked42: might as well let those creatures get you
MegaDosX: Both would be incredibly unsanitary
SymphonicLolita: my boy has every disease
itira: blood resistant jumpsuit
betweenmyself: I mean a good deal of poop is just dead red blood cells so… Just a difference in time really.
shendaras: It's the future?
BrowneePoints: oh yea Scream 6 is next month
itira: obviously
Abelzumi: The human body is like 90% blood, we just can't tell the difference
EvilBadman: Future tech
Lobo_Apache: The smell is blood is just the smell of Iron and meat. It's not terrible, but wouldn't do it for long periods
SpleenLord: the magic of poyester
TheWriterAleph: "I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it!" -Leslie Neilsen
ThorSokar: A lot of blood just smells like rusting pennies, pools of poop on the other hand... that smell just gets in your hair including the hairs in your nose, it's aweful
Rhynerd: Self-cleaning prison garbs
Sorator13: yikes
OhaiMireiya: wow rude
BusTed: Lesson learned.
matthaus_c: they just want to smooch
Ferisar: nICE
BrowneePoints: there's that new Evil Dead in April
MrQBear: doesn't look like you lost health, that looked like it was gonna be an instakill qte... which is fun when you can't avoid it
Fe1ix66: somebody last stream said those are just unavoidable damage?
DarknessKingCoH: Also Indiana Jones in June
BrowneePoints: Spider-Verse 2 is in June
matthaus_c: @Fe1ix66 ahh healing checks
BrowneePoints: OH YEA we get Dunc Part 2 this year!@
betweenmyself: Chris Pratt in the Mushroom Kingdom at some point too.
EvilBadman: oooh chin mooove, unavoidable Chin MOVE
MegaDosX: It should hopefully be fun at minimum, even if it's not good
Ferisar: bruv
BrowneePoints: everything except Mario will be good in that movie
Rhynerd: Are those grabber enemies better or worse than getting a tiny enemy inside of a loot crate?
gawag_: oppenheimer is this year i think?
munocard: Do they make everyone on this ship wear their orientation on their back?
MAPBoardgames: LEGO batman
SymphonicLolita: can't wait for someone to put a copy of the mario movie up on youtube but with charles martinet's voice edited in
Dog_of_Myth: It's up there for sure.
DEATHlikescats: Truth
Spanked42: You right ben, spiderverse wins all movies for all time
Lysander_salamander: spiderverse was rather good
rasterscan: That and Black Panther.
ttam809: I don't think there's a better movie period than spiderverse
LithelyUnshod: You're not wrong
ThorSokar: spiderverse was pretty dang good
natfletchy: Not Magic Mike 3?
MegaDosX: Yeah Oppenheimer comes out in July
betweenmyself: Adam West Batman movie: Some days you just can’t get rid of a bomb!
Easilycrazyhat: Spider-verse is so freaking good. I'm wary that the sequel will match up.
Comeback323: the lego batman movie was actually really good
saucemaster5000: @betweenmyself Correct answer!
Ferisar: sick robo
sporkraptor: toiminator
DarknessKingCoH: Also I guess we are getting a young Wonka movie played by Timothee Chalamet?
BrowneePoints: but yea Guardians of the Galaxy 3, Spider-Verse 2 and Dune Part 2 are big
squ3e: If my landlord is doing a showing of my apartment tomorrow, how much do i need to clean it? Spotless?
saucemaster5000: What's the name of that movie coming out where Adam Driver fights dinosaurs?
betweenmyself: @saucemaster5000 Robin! Hand me the Bat-Shark-Repellent spray!
LithelyUnshod: @saucemaster5000 65?
EvilBadman: Lego Batman was pretty fun yeah
SurfDownstage: This level reminds me of Moons of Madness
tidehollowcat: Yeah I'm excited for 65
DEATHlikescats: Yup
saucemaster5000: is it 65? Terrible title, GREAT trailer and premise!
squ3e: Not smelly is a great call
MegaDosX: Oof
SnackPak_: my place, my smell
Abelzumi: I want them to think "oh god did he live in the walls"
DEATHlikescats: Just fabreeze ever
code1300: So make cookies
SymphonicLolita: ALSO: no food lying around
sporkraptor: to Italy?
BusTed: D'o.
BrindleBoar: yeah your living space has a smell that you're so used to you don't smell it anymore - try to minimize that
natfletchy: @saucemaster5000 mmmmm Adam Driver lrrSHINE
Spanked42: boo, having to find a new place sucks
Rhynerd: Light a scented candle of you have you
sporkraptor: why's he getting deployed to Italy?
EvilBadman: Aren't landlords grand
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I'm sorry Ben, I absolutely despise moving
SurfDownstage: Hey someone's gotta lower the property value
Lithobraker: @squ3e pro tip, unwashed dishes can be hidden in the oven if you have one.
betweenmyself: Seriously though, ‘A Knock at the Cabin’ was the first good M Knight movie I’ve seen in a long time
MrWrann: Landlord can't lord from another country?
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I have to be totally unpacked within 3-4 days
squ3e: No food lying around? But what about all my cake??
DEATHlikescats: Vanilla scented anything
Rhynerd: Or thinking about it, there’s odor eliminating wax in this world
xantos69: Are we at war with Italy?
squ3e: @Lithobraker good call
Ferisar: he needs to prevent them from touching the spaghett
ChapsTheMC: I_Drink I very much empathize with your name
Spanked42: they have a balloon situation in italy and they need him
sporkraptor: I guess Italy needs Canadian friends?
code1300: For all the croissants
MegaDosX: @xantos69 We have always been at war with Eastasia
Abelzumi: Again, would you LIKE to be
SurfDownstage: You should offer to be his property manager
Blakemcm: poutine vs pizza
sporkraptor: balloon situation, yes
SymphonicLolita: instructions unclear, re-expanding roman empire
DudelidouX: Probably training Ukranian?
natfletchy: Because Italy is closer to Ukraine
EvilBadman: he's in the 32nd Pasta Regimen
OhaiMireiya: the great pasta war
DEATHlikescats: Italy close to Ukraine
saucemaster5000: The Canadian-Italian War faces Landlord against Tenant
ConspicuousCompiler: How's Even Deader Space going?
Abelzumi: Italians usually have fewer tentacles
blip2004: Nato bases
Raincoast_Bear: My three favorite non MCU Super Hero movies: Into the Spiderverse, The Incredibles, Mystery Men.
DEATHlikescats: Well… kinda close
BusTed: 👌
ChapsTheMC: Italy declares war on North America for putting oil in the pasta water
Ryxiene: Probably just close access to other areas of interest. Or some people of interest in Italy
SurfDownstage: Switzerland finally decided to invade
Spanked42: why do those plants need to rotate?
Blakemcm: i think ur bout to get inventory
shendaras: That's the deep lore of Callisto. It all started when Canada invaded Italy.
sporkraptor: you're going to get to the end and find out there was an Ultra Weapon you completely missed
quasi79fu: wrong hes missed alot
Spanked42: I mean to get to the ones in the back sure but constantly?
Lysander_salamander: Is there an inventory expansion mod?
doubledbear: Calisto is at war with italy cause there's nopasta in space
MrWrann: Why does Canada even have foreign military bases, that's America's job.
Lobo_Apache: My birthday
BrowneePoints: My Birthday
Abelzumi: did you
BrowneePoints: @Lobo_Apache same fucking brain cell
MrQBear: all those grp batteries he leaves behind
saucemaster5000: 1- the rise of disco
MrQBear: ' <'
Lobo_Apache: @BrowneePoints SAme!!
BusTed: one braincell
betweenmyself: More ammo capacity means you have less ammo taking up inventory
ThorSokar: my birthday party for one
EvilBadman: Stuff the excess loot into your cheeks
ConspicuousCompiler: He missed how much chat loves him PrideHeartL PrideHeartR
DEATHlikescats: We share one amongst us
quasi79fu: he missed a gun blueprint...other paths he didnt explore...some credits he could have found...Shall I continue??
LithelyUnshod: @MrWrann It's probably an American base tbh
matthaus_c: Adam just has beef with Aus-places
ghyllnox: The grate opening just above his head in the sewer
mrjujubeans: Canada and Switzerland gonna team up for ultimate world domination through aggressive kindness
saucemaster5000: We need someone to sit in the corner sipping punch
sporkraptor: I can picture Adam at a party just vibin in the corner with a drink
BrowneePoints: 1. Bullshit. 2. I'd totes play some rounds of Smash Bros with ya and get totally demolished
raulghoulia: take the hat
sporkraptor: the drink being juice or soda because he doesn't drink booze XD
Ferisar: would you love me if i was a worm that jumped out at you from a flesh pod on the ground and bit you on the shoulder
BrowneePoints: apparently you can tap start twice to minimize it
betweenmyself: Dear Adam, Pwease come to my birfday! We’ll have a ridable riffYeti .
SurfDownstage: I want Adam at my birthday party to deal with all the space zombies
EvilBadman: "They don't know I'm Seabats"
SymphonicLolita: press start twice to move while audio logging
BrowneePoints: if reddit didn't lie
Lithobraker: I never said any thing about inviting Adam to the party, I just want more presents
Ferisar: they're outmates
DEATHlikescats: They’re OUTmates
saucemaster5000: Audiolog gives info we inferred 6 hrs ago
squ3e: Theyre outmates, causse theyre outside
sporkraptor: they're in...friends
SeismicLawns: that's writing
SurfDownstage: Now the're outmates
uchihab7: Why did i think they were in a baby pen for like 10 whole seconds till i was like oh right a couch
MegaDosX: Alexa, play Grabbag
DEATHlikescats: @ferisar one brain cell again
Ferisar: they're, ROOMmates
doubledbear: From outlaws, to inlaws
SmoreThanAFeelin: and they were outmates
SurfDownstage: And they were roommates
Ferisar: LOL
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: these are really pointless audio lif
LithelyUnshod: Post mates
Rhynerd: They’re inmutates
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: *logs
matthaus_c: of in the cold mate of out hot eat the mate
Ferisar: when you put in the mate out the in
Lithobraker: they're Postmates, the gig economy has claimed another soul
gualdhar: so fun story, roughly 400 Canadian Armed Forces people are in Europe at any given time, mostly Germany, Belgium, the UK and Italy
ButButTheJesus: ben. yes.
BrowneePoints: but yea reddit said you can double tap start to minimize audio logs and keep playing
koodooman: I love that meme LUL
natfletchy: My sister is the type of person who has the personality of a cat. Prefers not to interact, dislikes big gatherings, etc and yet I’ve never seen someone invited to more social engagements
ThorSokar: I thought you were laughing at the baseball swing, still makin me laugh
Ferisar: hit im with the bat
BrowneePoints: hit them with the bat
Phazon_Kiwi: Now he's just hanging out LUL
BusTed: Unstompable NotLikeThis
SymphonicLolita: I show up, eat food, play with owner's pet, leave
MadWolf1290: hold up - they gave our boys *a couch*?!
sporkraptor: I lived at the party house for most of my 20s.
squ3e: woah wait couch??
squ3e: I missesd that
SurfDownstage: yoink
Lobo_Apache: 2-3 hours?? What are you, a social butterfly?
shamblingkrenshar: Just got here and I too am in awe of the couch.
DEATHlikescats: Gave no, took yes.
A_Dub888: They gave themselves a couch
BrindleBoar: Let's Comf
Lithobraker: my ideal party is I play with the dog
natfletchy: The ol “I’m going to the bathroom” and peaces out without telling anyone
sporkraptor: everybody would come to our house for the party, we'd just... be there
SurfDownstage: Why the robot voice sound like the submarine in subnautica
Fanklok: Ben Ulmer professional couch thuef
saucemaster5000: I show up 15 min early, drink 2 beers, throw up, pass out on couch, wake up and leave an hour after everyone else
sporkraptor: oh hey carrots
Ferisar: zombie doesn't have a trade combo labbed
betweenmyself: Ben*did not* break a chair and had to get the couch as a result… pennyWhat
EvilBadman: I almost wanna see Graham wandering into couch tomorrow morning
Ferisar: what a fool
sporkraptor: DISARMED
matthaus_c: you should have seen Beej just come into the office with the couch, throwing cushions around the place
SurfDownstage: f
ButButTheJesus: I can't do couch really, I need back support
BrowneePoints: and you're to blame
ConspicuousCompiler: Getting French dressing all over that rotating salad display
BrowneePoints: you give Love, a bad name
Electrodyne: my ideal party situation is... I'm a Loremaster bard
DarknessKingCoH: You could have Remy be co-pilot.
sporkraptor: the carrot carousel is dangerous
MrWrann: It's nice that they put the plants on a ferris wheel so they don't get bored
shendaras: Do it
BusTed: benginLurk
ButButTheJesus: yasss
gualdhar: Ben, that's not a problem
notthepenguins: do it
MadWolf1290: you say that like it's a bad thing!
sporkraptor: oh yeah, dog will get you fivce thousand more views easy
ttam809: take this couch
xantos69: I have a couch I am giving away. You want it?
ButButTheJesus: remy frand
Lobo_Apache: Patreon ben a new couch for Remy cam
BrowneePoints: Donation Drive to buy Ben Couch 2
circusofkirkus: get another couch
sporkraptor: 5000
saucemaster5000: Couch patreon
Ferisar: what about ouch co-op
matthaus_c: fogdoor, the hide-inator
Lobo_Apache: @BrowneePoints same brain cell again.
raulghoulia: solid fog. 3rd level spell
DEATHlikescats: Do an IRL stream of kajiji surfing to find new streaming couch
squ3e: Dark souls boss doo
EvilBadman: Just talk to your business manager about getting another couch Kappa
natfletchy: You could get a Nugget Couch
matthaus_c: FOOZIES
SymphonicLolita: gottem
SurfDownstage: Need the fan gun
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
natfletchy: Which is basically washable reconfigurable cushions
sporkraptor: you got him
matthaus_c: I mean, what would be new :p
DEATHlikescats: Oooh.good point
BrowneePoints: Kajiji? Gesundheit
Rhynerd: Doesn’t the skunk gun has an upgrade that makes it a 4-barrel gun? That’s looking really useful
SymphonicLolita: victoria sucks
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Fanklok: Ben you live on an island, how hard can it be to find you?
brainbosh: Island life huh
Juliamon: You're also, y'know, on an island
Blakemcm: thats island life
Abelzumi: How the hell do you SPELL that
SurfDownstage: Localized services like that have way less scammers though
matthaus_c: Island Time lrrBEEJ
Lyropithic: UsedOttawa is kinda a thing?
SymphonicLolita: kijiji
ThorSokar: Sounds like Victoria
Rhynerd: Maybe there’s a local Buy Nothing group that has a couch up for giveaway?
Ersas: Don't forget the milk andres182Pet
ConspicuousCompiler: CahGigli, obvs
squ3e: My brother in twitch, scroll up
natfletchy: Commerce is on Island Time
matthaus_c: <message deleted>Caw-Gigi
sporkraptor: kgg
Ferisar: khaouiji board
Nuurgle: kijiji has wares if you have $CAD
BrowneePoints: kajiji is how I sound when I sneeze
Abelzumi: Reading chat is YOUR job, I'm folding laundry!
DEATHlikescats: It’s the Craig’s list of Canada… but way better.
Juliamon: Never trust a free couch or mattress
circusofkirkus: chatters never look up
saucemaster5000: Island Time me another one
graduatedsapphic: "What are you doing step-chat?"
DEATHlikescats: @nuurgle perfection
MrWrann: Voice to text
Lobo_Apache: It only takes one hand to type!
rabbitgta: can fold some laundry with one hand
sigmamorrigan: Good to see you spoopy bois tonight NonbinaryPride
Dog_of_Myth: I just got done folding laundry
matthaus_c: <message deleted>I always fold laundry with my feet
Spanked42: don't threaten me with a good time..
MrQBear: oh no does that mean you gotta go back the other way too?
Abelzumi: No that's fair I'm taking breaks to get mad on Twitch
ThorSokar: Perhaps they like to live dangerously
Rhynerd: Ah, another release issie I can bring up: shop zone doors tended to lock themselves after you left the room
Ferisar: and rip em
saucemaster5000: voice to sext never works
natfletchy: Love how Ben has a safety pillow
Abelzumi: I'm driving, doing laundry, and watching Twitch all at the same time.
Ferisar: i do this
hieroglyphica: I'm actually pretty proud of being able to fold with my feet, but I had phys therapy for that mobility and I'll cherish it
BusTed: yes
SymphonicLolita: comfy
DEATHlikescats: It’s comfy!
embra_ashling: yeah
ghyllnox: Same
Jennie_Fuchsia: To be fair- I’m watching yall on a tv so if I pick up my phone or computer to type in chat I can type but I can’t scroll up
MrSarkhan: I do it too sometimes
doubledbear: @saucemaster5000 LUL
Kramburger: Ben's tryoing to hide a boner
Astramentha: Sensory thing
Ersas: Gobless ikestoLuv
sporkraptor: do what feels comfy
raulghoulia: Ben's gotta big spoon something
Fanklok: It could be a LRR brand body pillow
Abelzumi: let adam be your pillow <3
Spooky_Noises: me too! I can't not do that.
brainbosh: Arms are more comf in a slightly elevated position
hieroglyphica: I do too, but it's a cactus pillow and I've named him Pern
ghyllnox: Mine's probably dysphoria related but hey
Abelzumi: Do most things, eh
Fanklok: if Beej wasn't a ciward
BrindleBoar: yeah that lady from Aeon Flux was on to something
hieroglyphica: my partner and I fight over him so hard
DEATHlikescats: Toe gripping is pretty cool
SymphonicLolita: ben confirmed bird
Spades_Slicc: You can't fold laundry with your feet? Skill Issue
xantos69: Are we still waiting on the LRR body pillows?
Abelzumi: You should play MAgic with your feet
matthaus_c: <message deleted>all Ben wants to be is your Sombrero Pineapple Pillow
ThorSokar: Oh ya, how's the Body Pillow R&D coming?
CastleOtranto: If I could fold laundry with my feet, I'd have an OF
hieroglyphica: lol it's short for CoPERNicus
betweenmyself: Yup, nothing like freshly laundered clothes that smell like feet.
squ3e: free feet?? On stream??
Abelzumi: "Maximum hand size? DOn'T YOU MEAN—"
hieroglyphica: just cause I like the name and it's a bit dead
sasschad: Big comfy, but big ergonomically unsound. As long as you spend streaming, you’ll ruin your back sitting on a couch real fast.
ConspicuousCompiler: Beej Pillow would fly off the shelves
Rootpotato: Baby nutta body pillow??????
doubledbear: Do close up magic with your feet
DEATHlikescats: @hieroglyphica McCaffery’s pern?
saucemaster5000: Hobbit your clothes
sporkraptor: beej is just looking for the right vendor for the lrr body pillows
Rootpotato: ask wheeler about body pillows
Lobo_Apache: in fact feet are naturally stinky. it's nature :P
Nuurgle: yeah, because Jesus will wash your feet with his hair
quasi79fu: you mean i have to wash my feeet???
Fanklok: My feet stank from 8 hours in boots, and my one cat fucking loves it
Ferisar: damn if you stinky you binky
SymphonicLolita: yoo
BrindleBoar: annihilated
Abelzumi: "This creature is a 'Bare!' because it's a toe/toe!"
sporkraptor: hurtful but true
xantos69: @quasi79fu Gotta wash EVERYTHING.
natfletchy: K I’m out bye friendos!
hieroglyphica: @deathlikescats I did read that, and I wonder if that's why it came to me
barbmitzvah: yes and therefore so are his feet
Lobo_Apache: I am! I hate hate testosterone
SurfDownstage: benginO7
swampcat12: my feet naturally smell like lavender
saucemaster5000: stinkier than the hugged against crotch couch pillow?
shendaras: seabatBRAIN
koodooman: mission failed, we'll get em next time
hieroglyphica: ok, maybe it's because I'm on perma fungicide, but no, mine aren't?
Ferisar: uh oh stinky ben
DEATHlikescats: @hieroglyphica cool name either way tbh!
quasi79fu: what if i have no feet?? Do I still have wash my feeet???
ghyllnox: Also wash your crotch
BrindleBoar: it's fight time
saucemaster5000: Look, it's island time
matthaus_c: <message deleted>benginLul
hieroglyphica: I mean, I guess if I just worked for 8hrs...
Spades_Slicc: Yeah, I'm peeling the onions with my feet, that's why they steenk
DEATHlikescats: Island boys
matthaus_c: <message deleted>you're gonna start blasting from all the way over there?
Astramentha: @quasi79fu Then you have to wash the feet of someone without hands
SymphonicLolita: this doesn't seem like a game where you really need to pay atention anyways
mrjujubeans: No, because you never miss anything
Lobo_Apache: Confirmed, Twitch Chat more important than Adam
matthaus_c: <message deleted>oh NO
Drathak: doogBurn
squ3e: 31 dollars? thats like...almost half a The Callisto Protocol!
Khasi1596: fuck get his ass Ben
Abelzumi: What the fuck is the name of your main character again?
ghyllnox: Your crotch shouldn't smell like flowers or anything but it shouldn't be transferring stink to a pillow you hug lightly
DEATHlikescats: I mean we could infect here with Merobiba
Dog_of_Myth: Ben has Reach!
Nigouki: what exact mouse is that? I'm looking for a new one
Kramburger: Watxch Ben accidently hard ban someone because he's too far away from the screen to read it properly
Khasi1596: Hell yeah, let's go Ben
shendaras: 31 wouldn't even buy one of those vending machine drinks
A_Dub888: !card beamtown
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sporkraptor: chat's just being adversarial
saucemaster5000: the best of us, am I right?
koodooman: farfaS 👍 stream is great farfaS 👍 lots of fun farfaS 👍 dont hurt me!
matthaus_c: he's a softie, he only blasted me for 20 seconds :p
Lobo_Apache: 20 seconds? it's a new record!
quasi79fu: seees a puzzzle...goess i dont understand the point of a puzzzle lol
DEATHlikescats: lrrSPOOPY cbardKitty
Dog_of_Myth: @matthaus_c Best 20 seconds of your life. :p
rabbitgta: bland ship still looks like bland ship
squ3e: Is there no map?
Fanklok: wow matthaus, how come your mom let's you get blasted for 20 seconds
Lobo_Apache: @Dog_of_Myth that's what my ex said too
matthaus_c: @Dog_of_Myth you know benginSip
lackingsanity: corridors the video game
DEATHlikescats: nikasaLurk
kid_flashionable: I just got back from shower, was that a plant wheel back there??
Ferisar: damn is this the witness
squ3e: gameplay
xantos69: Tell that to Mario!
ShadowAce0: this game is no dead space imo
saucemaster5000: To keep them aerated
YFiddler: gravity
gualdhar: plants still need gravity to grow properly
doubledbear: For Fun Ber.
kid_flashionable: Because plants should have fun too
chronically_poor: light cycle?
squ3e: Cause Plants spin on earth, duh
doubledbear: Ben*
Spades_Slicc: The plants find it mentally stimulating
SymphonicLolita: plants go wheeee
sporkraptor: but there's gravity in the ship anyway
Lyropithic: centrifuge is what plants crave
kid_flashionable: All the leaves go Weeeee sipsipHellmo
Ferisar: bruv
embra_ashling: he must watch a lot of attack on titan
Lithobraker: so the roots know which way to grow
betweenmyself: Gotta keep the plants dizzy or they’ll take over.
Blakemcm: attack on titan skillz
SeaDiegoFC: Oi bruv
ConspicuousCompiler: Those crawling sections feel a little colonoscopyish
MegaDosX: Can we stop for a cheeky Nandos, bruv?
Spades_Slicc: I thought we weren't in a ship anymore
squ3e: Soap!
Fanklok: What if; Elden Ring but instead of GRRM it was Terry Prachett
Ferisar: what kinda name's jacob anyway
squ3e: or, price?
sporkraptor: I m ean, true
Spades_Slicc: hehe
Spades_Slicc: duty
sporkraptor: interchangeable "tough white guy"
quatoria: what do you mean ben their voices are as distinct as their stubble
Cptasparagus: @Ferisar oof
sporkraptor: niiiice
doubledbear: The movment in this game looks so weird to me
Lobo_Apache: @Fanklok GNU
Ferisar: @Cptasparagus what
quasi79fu: welll that answers that...they live offf the edge
quasi79fu: in the treees
sporkraptor: helloooo
ConspicuousCompiler: Peekaboo!
ButterBall000: Oh woah the studio got a couch!?
sporkraptor: hide and seek
xantos69: Where are we? Endor hanging out with the Ewoks?
kid_flashionable: wait I thought we were in space, is this like spooky outer wilds now? nice!
gualdhar: oh, so we all sound alike to you, is that it Ben? jlrrFacepalm lrrWOW
sporkraptor: aw they're buddies
roastbeefsandwitch: Cool leaf physics though
sporkraptor: okay they're *friends*
quatoria: @gualdhar yes
doubledbear: I guess always being in the left side of the screen is weird to me
sporkraptor: just friends being pals in the bushes
Spades_Slicc: And they were roommates
graduatedsapphic: Does lets nope have any interest in "Scars above?"
squ3e: Course we all *sound* alike, he only reads us out in one Voice, Chat
saucemaster5000: Put all chat through an automated speech program
betweenmyself: @butterball000 chair trubs, couch was brought in
quasi79fu: theyre sort of like treee frogs???
SymphonicLolita: TTS chat would be An Experience
spo8n: do we sound like the borg collective?
sporkraptor: ribbit
matthaus_c: I want to sound like a dalek
Ferisar: the lil pine needle trail
Ferisar: is so funny
quatoria: to the trees, away!
Abelzumi: I went to get some Starburst, are we on the weed planet now?
quasi79fu: burrn the forest dowwn..that will get rid of them
Abelzumi: Oh wait, is this Until Dawn?
Ferisar: you're trying to get to callisto
betweenmyself: Good work, only fifty more zomboids in this room!
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Ferisar: no adam no wait she's fed
Ferisar: no don't gank yet
saucemaster5000: Khaleesi Protocol sucked
Lithobraker: Callisto Yew the defense attorney
Quentastic: Well, were already on callisto so that step one done
doubledbear: Time to steal James' bit
MrQBear: i kinda wis hyou could break the vending machines for extra credits. :p
shendaras: What toppings?
AdamYMHMI: Obviously it's time for stroganoff tonight
saucemaster5000: Order Pizza and insist Chat made you do it for subs
saucemaster5000: the wheeler method
Ferisar: beef poganof
barbmitzvah: The enemies are literally Ben in that one episode of Friday Nights
matthaus_c: beefy streefy
SymphonicLolita: uh oh strogies
Sirbubble5: This combat cuts like some bad action movie
sporkraptor: strokaneefs
ThorSokar: It's in the Oven, SHEESH
niccus: is it like pieces of beef stroganoff or ground beef stroganoff
Ferisar: the lens flare
kid_flashionable: that does sound good though
ButterBall000: no strogies only stogies
ShaneLeeAtk: Beef Stroganoff and a slice of crusty sourdough
BrowneePoints: but why get Hawaiian when Pepperoni and Pineapple is better in every way? Kappa
mrjujubeans: please don't strogg on stream
kid_flashionable: yummmm
SurfDownstage: !time
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Lobo_Apache: Anchovies
DaFhaye: There is no bad pizza
MrWrann: Anchovies
Ferisar: i've had potato pizza before
Ferisar: it's alright
matthaus_c: why is it scalled strogonoff when you of in the cold strog
squ3e: Sardines
BrowneePoints: I don't have wrong opinions, just bad ones
saucemaster5000: Anchovies BELONG on pizza
DEATHlikescats: Sausage and artichoke hearts
lord_wertornion: fries
quasi79fu: narshmalllow and tuna fish pizza??
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
DaFhaye: anchovies with sausage
quatoria: what about clam pizza
Lithobraker: anchovies, pineapple, and jalapeno
Applecrisp: have had Chicken Cordon Bleu Pizza, it was great
chronically_poor: mcguffin hallway
Spades_Slicc: None Pizza with Left Beef
Ferisar: who the fuck said jalapeno
MegaDosX: Put a whole t-bone on a pizza
itira: Ham Pineapple and bacon
Ferisar: you're fucking wrong
TemporallyAwry: Mayo and Corn ... it'll never not be weird.
SeaDiegoFC: @Ferisar There's a place near me that does a baked potato pizza and it's bomb
gawag_: ben, whats your take on jalapeno on hawaiian? imo its how its meant to be
empyreon: anchovies and feta riffGasm
squ3e: Alright, good talk Kyle
eric_christian_berg: Keep meaning to try clam pizza. There's a place south of the city that does it.
Fe1ix66: anchovies will make the delivery drivers care reek like anchovies for a week
AdamYMHMI: I don't like tomato on pizza, but that doesn't mean tomato on pizza is objectively bad
gualdhar: Durian pizza?
saucemaster5000: I genuinely think most people who say "anchovies" have never had anchovy pizza
davehutchin: I've only has one pizza so bad I couldn't eat it, and I'm pretty sure it was a drug front in Newfoundland
ConspicuousCompiler: Pizza bite pizza
itira: or! now hear me out ... just cheese tqsWow
BrowneePoints: there's a place here that makes lamb with fig and honey drizzle
DaFhaye: Hell yeah. A gyro pizza
SurfDownstage: he died
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I've had irredeemably bad pizza exactly once
Fanklok: No ever has anchovies anymore and it's a travesty
DEATHlikescats: Goat cheese arugula and pear pizza with balsamic drizzle
sporkraptor: dessert pizza
eric_christian_berg: Anchovies are my jam.
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I've had a white sauce clam pizza, very good
ThorSokar: perfect game, no bugs
emboar2235: what about a pizza, inside of a pizza, inside of a taco bell, inside of a kfc, inside of a mall, inside your mind?
doubledbear: Of Course, Kyle
SymphonicLolita: I had a vegan pizza at an event with fuckin cilantro all over it and it was awful
omdorastrix: pizza on pizza?
MegaDosX: Didn't you guys have durian candy one Desert Bus for the Dump Truck?
lord_wertornion: dominos in the netherlands has a pizza with fries on it right now
Lobo_Apache: @saucemaster5000 I have, it's honestly just too salty for my taste /shrug
MegaDosX: Or am I thinking of something else?
sporkraptor: you haven't had bad pizza until you've tried gluten-free pizza. believe me, GF pizza can be *really* bad, even with all the "right" ingredients.
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: penne ala vodka pizza is the NJ local specialty and it's awesome
AdamYMHMI: @omdorastrix pizza bagel pizza
spo8n: soup pizza?
jakjawagon: I don't generally like bell peppers, but they're good on pizza.
BrowneePoints: Vegan cheese has an awful texture
itira: vegan cheese is ... yikes
BrowneePoints: send tweet
adept_nekomancer: roll for pizza
gualdhar: Pizza Hut serves durian pizza in Guangdong
xantos69: 99% of what you all just said...I would rather die that eat. If you put me on an island with a pizza that contains pineapple. In 2 weeks when they find me there will still be an untouched pizza laying next to my corpse.
nifleon: Japan has a shrimp pizza I’ve been wondering about
Ferisar: made with real vegans
SymphonicLolita: vegan cheese + cilantro was the worst time I've ever had ben
sporkraptor: yeah, it's not great
Misslinnythebaker: my new love is black olives and roasted red peppers
niccus: they've gotten better but it still depends on brand
gawag_: vegan mayo, also not great
Spades_Slicc: @xantos69 Skill issue
mrjujubeans: It reeeeally depends on the brand
TemporallyAwry: Vegan cheese has actually come a really long way. There is some amazing "made for pizza" mozzarella now.
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: chicken Parm pizza is fantastic too
saucemaster5000: yeah.. done a lot of vegan cooking, you have to make it yourself, and it's NOT a cheese substitute, period
ashesandmochi: i can kinda see how the durian pizza would work if it's a white sauce
KeytarCat: It's gotten much better in the last decade, but it still isn't cheese
omdorastrix: vegan cheese isnt anybodys jam
mrjujubeans: Violife is great.
Fe1ix66: vegan cheese is really bad for sure
sporkraptor: this is yet another one of those games where I have to wonder *how many people* they had in there.
code1300: Red lobster has a lobster pizza appetizer mmmmmm
xantos69: @xantos69 Better to die than to live in a world as a betrayer to pizza.
shendaras: Not a fan of those alternatives. If you're eating vegan just eat the nice vegan things instead.
sporkraptor: it's like Diablo, did they have fifteen thousand people in this jail???
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Origins, 2005, Columbus Ohio. Dry all the way through, but coated in a sheen of grease that pooled inside the shriveled pepperoni. Awful, awful, thing.
ashesandmochi: but also like the chinese taste for western pastry-things is very different than what the west likes (i say as a chinese canadian lol)
code1300: Most vegan cheese does not melt
circusofkirkus: true, it doesn't taste like murder
saucemaster5000: Hot take the more vegan cooking "apes" meat and dairy, the worse it usually is
kid_flashionable: There's a Latin bakery near us that does cheese bread and after eating that I know I would suffer so much if I have a dairy intolerance
Blakemcm: impossible whopper next to a regular whopper is pretty fun to eat
itira: beyond meat does taste like meat imo but it has a weird aftertaste that is not meat flavour
Kramburger: Beyond meat tastes like cheap shitty McDonald's meat
Lobo_Apache: Are these monsters called Twitch Chat? Cuz they bullying Adam a lot
mrjujubeans: Daiya cuttingboard shreds melt real nice
Lithobraker: I mean, I've confused quorn with chicken patties before...
sporkraptor: he got your nose
itira: #alwaysbullied
saucemaster5000: You can get beyond meat Burger King here and... yeah, it's a burger kind burger. Congrats.
Blakemcm: it drains as you hold them, grab and throw real quick
kid_flashionable: I mean, I like meat replacement stuff, they're chill and I'm not terrified of undercooking chicken anymore
TheHearth_Osaka: dems da nopin boyz
quasi79fu: his grip might not be upgraded enough???
MegaDosX: Can you telekinesis one into the grinders?
BusTed: seabatClap
Ferisar: loool
MrQBear: @MegaDosX He's outta TK Grindhouse uses
Lobo_Apache: Another Twitch Chat Victory
MegaDosX: @MrQBear Ah, RIP
trainpants: I see an OSHA violation
DistractedMOSFET: wait, couch stream?
graduatedsapphic: you know what they say, mean people spit
Ferisar: adam you gotta eel
ConspicuousCompiler: This game is less forgiving than chat is about comfy pillows.
gualdhar: mmm nuts
saucemaster5000: New stinky vegan cheese -- Beyond Feet
kid_flashionable: Very nice, very grind!
MrQBear: oh boy the lighting changed color aqfter the second corpse grind.
Ferisar: friendly fire kinda goated
mrjujubeans: Why does this prison need a death mchine like that? 0.0
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
xantos69: I like this new approch.
itira: excellent joke @saucemaster5000 sergeJustRight
7gorobei: hat trick
kid_flashionable: seabatClap
shendaras: Best player on the team
SymphonicLolita: hi wheeler
mrjujubeans: pop a wheelie
MegaDosX: For a second there I thought Wheeler was going to sit on Adam's lap
SnackPak_: sorry dad
niccus: whole family's here!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
AdamYMHMI: Twerk in the morning?
code1300: Three men one couch
kid_flashionable: benginBark
novrdd: dad
SmithKurosaki: Oh hey, look at these nerds
betweenmyself: And then Let’s Nope became a three man stream
Lithobraker: what happened to all the companies sending out gamer chairs to streamers?
TemporallyAwry: Okay, but real talk - what the heck is this industrial grinder in the middle of the room actually for?
omdorastrix: when did nelly suddenly come from jersey?
sporkraptor: aw, moonbase is moving again?
Lobo_Apache: @betweenmyself the new Two Men and a Baby?
DEATHlikescats: New place.
Fanklok: New place?
itira: new place?
saucemaster5000: Just kick the grinder
the_walking: New place?
vogon_poet: Funny how Nelson's default "authoritative parent voice" is eerily close to "disappointed Jewish mother".
kid_flashionable: new place benginLurk
sporkraptor: the real loot is the friends you made along the way
doubledbear: Uh oh Ben
itira: Did Ben just spoilies?
JusticeJuice: Place of Newness?
MrQBear: @TemporallyAwry maybe it's for... grinding ... uh... oxygen? for the oxygen processor?
raulghoulia: bean bags
BusTed: Let's get a papasan chair.
Spades_Slicc: Wait, what did Adam say to Ben?
betweenmyself: @temporallyawry bunch of chopped wood nearby… Maybe wood chips for heating or paper?
doubledbear: Only murderers own water beds
AdamYMHMI: Looks like it's for grinding wood pulp maybe?
graal_smith: Sorry, it's a water bed filled with Norwegian Kroner
ConspicuousCompiler: Is Beej allergic to water?
MrBevers: be cool chat
xantos69: We love you Ben!
kid_flashionable: okie dokes aroboDance
DarknessKingCoH: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
DEATHlikescats: Ben is the Tom Holland of LRR
SmithKurosaki: Ben did an oops
SymphonicLolita: can water bed streams count as hot tub streams
gawag_: hey, its that guy!
Dog_of_Myth: Twitch chat, be cool
itira: so how about those canucks eh?
matthaus_c: being cool
saucemaster5000: (storing snitch info)
BusTed: Reunited!
sporkraptor: and now: betrayal!
doubledbear: @DEATHlikescats And Adam is the Zendaya
MegaDosX: Long live the king!
graduatedsapphic: death incoming
kid_flashionable: re u nited and it feels so good sipsipHellmo
Fanklok: You're gonna get Mufasa'd
DEATHlikescats: @doubledbear ah perfect!
MegaDosX: The prison just said "still got all these"
quasi79fu: how many people were in the prison??
BusTed: He got all sorts of armor upgrades.
sporkraptor: about five million people
quasi79fu: so take five million people fromprison and mutate them and you get what??
MegaDosX: Just put the helmet on, you'll be fine
JinaMahavira: now it's actual dead space time
MrQBear: this better come with an inventory upgrade
TemporallyAwry: Does the suit have pockets!? PridePog
betweenmyself: @quasi79fu a lot of data?
itira: the face almost looks too bigfor the mask
SymphonicLolita: bro
mrjujubeans: The kids were all running straight for us. What else were we gonna do?
doubledbear: He learned his lesson? So the prison system DOES work! /jk
BrowneePoints: Sam freakin Witwer
DEATHlikescats: After a fashion
Lysander_salamander: he's got a funky voice there
Ferisar: this summer
xantos69: Roll credits.
munocard: GG
MegaDosX: Cut to jetski!
Ferisar: LOST
kid_flashionable: wowsers
ashesandmochi: why the korean
saucemaster5000: Next week on Lost
quasi79fu: define lived
blip2004: Captain Faris is pissed
DEATHlikescats: Is he your Wesker?!
empyreon: my man needs a lozenge
SymphonicLolita: he tried
ashesandmochi: i'm so confused by the korean is it just aesthetic
niccus: damn, rip buddy
itira: almost got there
ghoulish67: 563 watching?
BusTed: Visor
mulligan2six: "How do you do fellow kids?" - Adam
adept_nekomancer: Gotta stab your helmet closed
Ferisar: the visor was stuck
BusTed: He was about to get Total Recall'd
Lysander_salamander: funky
doubledbear: Is it a korean owned prison maybe?
novrdd: wait what happened to elias :O
Spades_Slicc: What was the point of having the visor stuck open?
koodooman: that freaked me out so much as a kid
Blakemcm: perfecto time for break
xantos69: The movies as a whole is really solid.
munocard: Two.. weeks...
ThorSokar: That movie's great
itira: whoooaaaaaa
MegaDosX: The "science" in Total Recall made my teeth itch, but it's an enjoyable movie regardless
BusTed: The Korean on all the loading screens just says "Callisto Protocol" phonetically.
Spades_Slicc: It's BAD storytelling
kid_flashionable: reminder that spaaaace benginChamp
itira: LUL
Nigouki: honestly I kinda assumed he was gonna fine Elias dead beside him and take his helmet
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
DEATHlikescats: Lol
quasi79fu: i like the story
empyreon: LUL
roastbeefsandwitch: Both movies are great. The original Total Recall was one of the last films made with scale-model miniatures and claymatation, and it still holds up.
quasi79fu: this is not a bad story
shendaras: It not perfect system
ConspicuousCompiler: Are we supposed to remain chill?
saucemaster5000: "LRR -- Now with more grunting!"
doubledbear: The three boobs from total recall gave us the one boob in Kung Pow
SmithKurosaki: @ConspicuousCompiler Very
hackingducks: @Spades_Slicc it's not particularly egregious compared to some parts of the game
ButButTheJesus: i gotta go bed, thanks for stream, take care folks and spoop carefully lrrSPOOP
hackingducks: I am quite partial to "Here's a tutorial, and here's an audio log that says what the tutorial says. but also, here's it again written on the wall."
Lithobraker: @spades_slicc chekovs visor, I'm assuming someone's gonna die by it later on
quasi79fu: there are other games who have worse stories then this one...But we should appreciate what they are trying to tell with their story right??
doubledbear: I really didn't like the total recall remake.
quasi79fu: i sorry if i being rude
koodooman: I havent bothered watching the remake because I've got the original total recall and what I saw of it didnt appeal to me
Spades_Slicc: @quasi79fu How people interact with different stories and the modes they're told in is individual, a lot of people can enjoy badly told stories because what the story is trying to say is something they like, a lot of people can dislike well told stories because what it's saying is something they dislike
Spades_Slicc: also I don't feel like you're being rude
quasi79fu: my example of what spades slice is saying is the LIttle Hope game from Dark Pictures..Others might like that story but I disliked it..becuase of personal reasons
ConspicuousCompiler: The main thing I've gotten from this story so far is that large, privately run prisons are pretty good if you want a zombie-survival game.
AdamYMHMI: There are a lot of movies, games and books that I love for the story they're trying to tell. There's a few that I've rewatched and commented that there's a better version of it playing in my head.
Abelzumi: AAAAH
Abelzumi: oh
matthaus_c: HA
shendaras: seabatClap
itira: i know you are but what am i ADAM
itira: a dummy :P
matthaus_c: for fuck's sake that's so funny
hackingducks: @ConspicuousCompiler LUL
saucemaster5000: Oh we know
matthaus_c: okay which of you don't know yet
matthaus_c: show yourselves
Kipstar: i suspected i was
Lobo_Apache: We're all dumbasses, we're watching y'all <3
Khasi1596: @matthaus_c me
quasi79fu: im mentally disabled..of couse im a dummy at times
mulligan2six: That's why this game is so expensive. They managed to fit all 3 dead space games in here
hackingducks: well, most of us know. some of us won't admit to it though.
BusTed: Now let's climb up the side of a cliff together.
SnackPak_: it's me, isn't it?
MrQBear: inventory upgrade! now you can hold all those grp batteries, time to go back
matthaus_c: @Khasi1596 I love you buddy but the shoe fits :p
JusticeJuice: It's learning from the the dummying that's important.
Athelgar: those unity assets arent cheep i assume lol
ConspicuousCompiler: It can't be Dead Space 3 if there isn't a console right before every fight that says "Insert money to win fight"
Fanklok: what year is Dead Space set and what year is thus game set?
Joecool190: there arent really good guns in this game
itira: gasp
Blakemcm: deadspace 2 is the best by like 30%
Lysander_salamander: nice
BusTed: Sweet.
Khasi1596: @Khasi1596 I wear size 12 american, the shoe's pretty big
BusTed: Game changer
MegaDosX: Suit has pockets!
Lysander_salamander: I hope they don't take the suit from you
itira: look at all thos room for activities!!
Dog_of_Myth: A whole new world....
Joecool190: too long
itira: this
matthaus_c: head and shoulders above Signalis
rabbitgta: 6.5 hours
hackingducks: i dunno if I'm paying nearly $100 for a game I want it to be long
SmithKurosaki: Hi Paul
ButterBall000: Oh Lost Planet
doubledbear: Death stranding?
Lithobraker: can it truly be dead space 3 without the dumb love triangle side plot?
BennWithTwoNs: ooo we couching?
quasi79fu: loved the lost planet games
DaFhaye: Lost planet was great
Spades_Slicc: But from watching this stream the story is telling us that the prison industrial complex = bad, but also people in prison = bad. And the ways it constructs narrative are wildly disjointed and bizarre
Simriel: It's Based Paul
Nuurgle: for good reason
Lobo_Apache: 360 isn't in the conversation because it's the winner
saucemaster5000: XBLA was the best part
SmithKurosaki: Nah Adam
Lysander_salamander: :D
7gorobei: RROD disqualifies it
Seth_Erickson: I think it's definitely up there
munocard: It was a long generation
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
matthaus_c: what else makes a console so great? when the US Govt make supercomputers out of them?
Seth_Erickson: I think it's an easy top 5 console
ThorSokar: Red Ring of Death
koodooman: the xbox 360 had a load of bangers, there was a good amount of poopers too
itira: but PS2 tho :P
Simriel: Halo 3 was pretty huge from the point of online multiplayer
Kramburger: The 360 gave us Cheevos
masterinzo: agree with Adam 100%
Mattmitchell45: PS3 shat the bed
DaFhaye: 360 was one of the most popular systems
hackingducks: the xbox was literally a celeron PC
Spades_Slicc: Does Paul own 360 Xbox 360's?
ThorSokar: Red Ring of Death instantly disqualifies it
Blakemcm: halo 3 is life
ConspicuousCompiler: Everyone wanted to finish the fight!
JusticeJuice: The 360 was like the Minivans of consoles.
doubledbear: 360 was still running windows xp
saucemaster5000: XBLA was pretty much the oly thing I liked about 360
Fanklok: The original XBox had a nice controller for my gigantic hands
Simriel: Mine still works.
itira: the colour mattered?
Seth_Erickson: ours never broke down either
SmithKurosaki: Does the stream have a black bar on the right for anyone else?
quasi79fu: snow angels
Mattmitchell45: XBLArcade was pretty amazing
matthaus_c: that's quad A level shit
ConspicuousCompiler: If you kept it in horizontal orientation, never put stuff on top of it, and had no pets in your house, XBoxes lasted forever
NotCainNorAbel: I love Paul. I even more love that Paul hasn't mentioned the couch.
doubledbear: or maybe it was still win 2000... i don't recall
IvanRussel: 360 has a great controller
Lobo_Apache: Like the best systems were like ps2 and 360. especially if you got refurb 360
MAPBoardgames: The trick to avoiding the red ring was not putting your XBOX upright
Juliamon: SmithKurosaki Sure does
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: my 360 Elite still runs, yeah
DaFhaye: It was the xbox 360 elite
adept_nekomancer: You'd think the ice would make them more brittle.
lackingsanity: mine broke, I sent it in to get fixed, then it broke again
munocard: They used better solder
Simriel: I have a white one and it still works. XBLA had so many rad games.
Blakemcm: they had the "jasper" chip
Mattmitchell45: Geometry Wars
Simriel: Didn't Castle Crashers launch on XBLA first?
hackingducks: I miss my pre-patch PS3 that ran linux ;_;
masterinzo: mine never did either and I had halo 3 limited edition and star wars r2d2
DrBatman0: There's an old LRR sketch about XBOX 360s breaking down
omdorastrix: the 360 had basically a failure rate of like 30%. which was the estimate I remember
DrBatman0: was that CH, or before that?
betweenmyself: Stop Skeletons fro Fighting has a decent video on the whole Red Ring of Death issue.
MrQBear: Man, now I miss Chromehounds...
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I'm sorry god of war Xbox?
Simriel: Also, what was the metroidvania spy game on XBLA, it was so good
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Lobo_Apache: @MrQBear CHROMEHOUNDS!!! Oh yoooo
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I got decent mileage out of my 360, never did any online stuff though, and I'm a PC guy
itira: now i understand you playing the Boshy
ARiposte: My white 360 never died - still have it. That said, it was always horizontal because that's how it fit on my shelf
Fanklok: I've played lots of games for hours
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I bought a 360 for Halo Wars,😅
MrQBear: @MrQBear Yooo!
quasi79fu: Eliiiiaissss
TherapyforNarwhals: Nestolgia with it isn't hitting yet, give it another 5 years ish and itll be held as a great console
Simriel: Like basically a metroidvania where you start with a handgun, and end up assembling a power armour suit. it was dope.
mulligan2six: Super Meat Boy
koodooman: yes!!!
Dog_of_Myth: I played so many Arcade games.
Mattmitchell45: Shadow Complex
Simriel: Shadow Complex!
AdamYMHMI: Who doesn't love the Kinect?
saucemaster5000: Aban Hawkins and the 1000 spikes rules
Dog_of_Myth: Shadow Complex ruled
MrQBear: I made a game with zombies in it is on steam now, still fun. :p
Simriel: That game was just hands down a great game.
Ferisar: shadow of the collomplex
embra_ashling: I Made A Game With Zombies In It recently got ported for some reason lmao
SmithKurosaki: Also, loving the drop in guests for Lets Nope
koodooman: I made a game with zombies in it was so fun!!
CaptainSpam: Oh man, I Made A Game With Zombies In It.
TherapyforNarwhals: We're in gamecube/xbox/ps/ps2 era of nestolgia rn
Lobo_Apache: 360 has the best selection of games
munocard: Shadow Complex from the folks that made Fortnite and Ender's Game
Blakemcm: Adam i think its our age group
Mattmitchell45: Shadow Complex written by Hatsune Miku
doubledbear: I think the Live indies was a huge boon to gaming
ARiposte: Shadow Complex resurrected 2d metroidvanias
saucemaster5000: Shadow Complex associated with Orson Scott Card, hard pass
SmithKurosaki: !barcode
ozzyozren: Lost Odyssey!
doubledbear: but as far as big titles, outside of halo i don't think the 360 had any strong eclusives
TherapyforNarwhals: Halo Reach ftw
lannersong: Bionic Commando Rearmed?
mulligan2six: @ozzyozren Absolute banger
Simriel: @saucemaster5000 Who?
munocard: Fortnite
Lithobraker: called it! chekovs visor
Nigouki: You can't die now! You JUST got some character development!!!
OnyxOblivion: infinity blade on iOS
BusTed: benginO7
itira: kinda.
Lysander_salamander: aw
lannersong: They're still around
ozzyozren: and Blue Dragon! some really class exclusive jrpgs
Mattmitchell45: Infinity Blade, Paul
kid_flashionable: NOOO instead of betraying it was deading!
novrdd: SabaPing SabaPing
saucemaster5000: @Simriel Not getting into the ender's game guy here, he bad dude basically
Fanklok: Why are we supposed to care that this guy died?
SymphonicLolita: the deadening
Simriel: Oh the Ender's game guy. yeah He ain't great
itira: @novrdd omg that emote is perfect
Mattmitchell45: Was a Mobile game
quasi79fu: elies was trying so hard ot help us that is why we cared that he died
BusTed: Oh hey, new partner.
Spades_Slicc: Okay but we didn't need to see the mc's visor do a different malfunction to reasonably expect the visor of the person who fell off a cliff to break
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: 360 also just had access to a lot of genres - car and gun mostly, but that was when Final Fantasy went multiplatform, lots of fighting games, open world stuff
Astramentha: I'm honestly shocked that guy never betrayed ys
quasi79fu: Unlike this lady
Astramentha: us*
SnackPak_: nite Paul
DarknessKingCoH: Also apparently Mass Effect was a 360 exclusive for a short time.
Saintnex: God infinity blade was so good, and it’s near impossible to play it now
munocard: rude
HorusFive: "Need" may be a strong word
novrdd: that b*tch
SurfDownstage: Newgame+ babeyyy
lazermeow: Smash the body.
Spades_Slicc: Crack Elias in half to get an item
Rhynerd: Ah dang, I missed the moment Adam saw he got max inventory
Lobo_Apache: but can we get into Mecha's?
saucemaster5000: Lost Planet > Dune
matthaus_c: would you love us if we were the Lost Planet worm
Lysander_salamander: Stomp of respect
BrindleBoar: he drops a sweet katana
quasi79fu: oh come on
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: oh hey the gates made little divets in the snow, that's neat
lazermeow: damn.
adept_nekomancer: unstompable
matthaus_c: nooooo
xantos69: 0/10
SeaDiegoFC: Cowards
munocard: 2/10
SymphonicLolita: game bad actually
lannersong: Bury him six feet under respectably with the hardest stomps!
SmithKurosaki: F for no Steppe
BrindleBoar: press STOMP to pay respects
Mattmitchell45: Cowards of the Year
lazermeow: ign 7.5 out of 10 now.
Astramentha: F
Rhynerd: Girl looted him already
doubledbear: !game bad
saucemaster5000: I can do that for free
matthaus_c: best acquaintance
Lobo_Apache: Steppy on best friend?
OnyxOblivion: if adam stomped ben what loot would he drop
jaydobbleyou: wait this is 90 dollars CAD?
AdamYMHMI: Who was his best friend? I need to know these things.
Fanklok: He's wearing armor of course you can't stomp him
lackingsanity: your previous best friend died in the prologue, the spot was open
ashesandmochi: yeah our dollar sucks :(
MrQBear: @Lobo_Apache Actually, now that I have chromehounds on the mind, have you seen M.A.V.? Spiritual successor game!
Rhynerd: He was your only living friend. Now you’re back to 0 friends
xantos69: I feel like Ben's loot drops are microphones and cables. You can use them for crafting!
DaFhaye: It's really bad when you don't get best friend status when your only friend
doubledbear: Ben srops chicken nuggets, obvs
doubledbear: drops*
adept_nekomancer: I was going to guess chicken nuggets, but perhaps that just based on the character not the person.
SymphonicLolita: there's rocks out there
Lysander_salamander: I guess?
Simriel: Rocks are scary you know
hackingducks: ah, I get it. this is actually just a deadspace prequel
ThorSokar: COMMON Stone Pillar!
quasi79fu: is it a pretty rock??
DarknessKingCoH: the Rock?
quasi79fu: he hasnt collected that one
Ferisar: in dead space it was the marker
Ferisar: in this game it's the sharpie
AdamYMHMI: They uncovered a DVD copy of The Rock
Lysander_salamander: ew
Spades_Slicc: Those are [REDACTED]
matthaus_c: for a share of the chicky nuggies?
BrindleBoar: start an OnlyNugs
saucemaster5000: are they cooked and warm?
Mattmitchell45: Based on a listing for Breath of the Wild 2, it seems like Switch games might be upping in price to this cost
lazermeow: I mean if we stomp you, Benny Nuggies would come out.
Ferisar: GIVE IT TO ME
AdamYMHMI: And now people are becoming Nicholas Cage
Spades_Slicc: @saucemaster5000 Body Temp :)
ThorSokar: Oh, so you're the 0.02% boss drop
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
Blakemcm: fukin mats
Nuurgle: time to farm Adam again
lannersong: Adam is now that WOW mount that never dropped except for when a bug happened a few months ago that made the drop guaranteed
DaFhaye: Adam.....I love this but I hate it
BusTed: Adam drops a mirror.
MrQBear: @Lobo_Apache Right? It looks pretty good! I've been trying to figure out when the right time to pick it up is.
TemporallyAwry: Loot table "every single item in the game" PrideShrug
matthaus_c: there would be so many tutorials on how to speedrun Adam
quasi79fu: thsi sounds like a scam lol
DaFhaye: What's the drop rate of your mount?
SymphonicLolita: *takes notes*
Stormthius: That actually reminds me of
ThorSokar: I thought he was describing WoW raids
mulligan2six: Can only run the dungeon once per week. No PUG grinding.
Ferisar: poop of exile
Fanklok: You can punch guys so hard they explode in PoE
Ferisar: need or greed rolling in LFR is so shit
Blakemcm: does everyone hit need?
saucemaster5000: WoW just needs to revert to Warcraft 2 graphics
Lobo_Apache: @Lobo_Apache From the updates it looks like either now or by next update
BusTed: Adam, chicken tendos are ready!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
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SmoreThanAFeelin: LUL
doubledbear: Pizza bagels!?
quasi79fu: we not going to talk about the frozen bodies??
Simriel: Turkey Dinosaurs!!?
itira: i didnt have stairs in my house growing up but gd thats funny
DaFhaye: yes
korvys: I left an came back, and we're in a freezer - Does that mean he's now covered in *frozen* poop water?
saucemaster5000: That's biology yes
Fanklok: Dino nuggies are so small and breads now
SnackPak_: oh yeah
SymphonicLolita: dude I still do that
DaFhaye: I do it now
lannersong: I still do it too as an adult
Lysander_salamander: yeah me too
saucemaster5000: I only do it down the stairs
lannersong: I'm terrifying. I'm like a paranormal activity
koodooman: same, its just quicker LUL
hackingducks: only carpeted stairs
doubledbear: As an adult? no
itira: Adam is a rodent thats for sure
korvys: Carpeted stairs, for sure
empyreon: oh heck yeah scooties up them stairs
SkylerRingtail: If you run up stairs on all might be a furry
TemporallyAwry: For the record, that "lot table is every single item" wasn't an original thing.
Lysander_salamander: so effiecnt
DarknessKingCoH: Horizon still has Aloy doing it as an adult.
lannersong: oh the stairs leap? hell yah
saucemaster5000: M3gan did it right
DaFhaye: I'm crying
SnackPak_: stride it out
lannersong: scoots yes!
MrQBear: @Lobo_Apache Yeah, I haven't looked into it recently. It's looking really good!
SymphonicLolita: yesss
Juliamon: the booty scoot!
Simriel: @fanklok Turkey Dinosaurs are still decent sized in the U.K
bv310: Scoooooooooooot
adept_nekomancer: Welcome to Let's Nostalgia
saucemaster5000: free spanking
hackingducks: yep, we are all children folks.
SymphonicLolita: as a kid? I'm 27
itira: only as a kid? hm?
novrdd: PrideUwu
BusTed: Listen, we didn't have the Internet.
koodooman: sliding down the stairs on a blanket was fun as a kid
doubledbear: the safest way to hurt yourself
SnackPak_: I rode a mattress down the stairs as a kid, that was rad
DarknessKingCoH: Footed pj's turned the stairs into a slide
bv310: Kid? We did that in like third year university
Seth_Erickson: I had the internet the whole time and I still did those things
hackingducks: I'd make the distinction "before social media" rather than "before internet"
quasi79fu: words are hard
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Astramentha: No one says it like that Ben
frameshifty: encyclopedias and maps showing the USSR into the 90's
Ferisar: and now i dig through a bunch of reddit threads being useless
gualdhar: remember using the library card system to look stuff up?
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: video game secrets being shared like urban myths kinda went extinct
koodooman: LUL
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I miss that
ThorSokar: AND THEN you get in trouble with the teacher because the encyclopedias you have at home were from the 70s
Seth_Erickson: I think the internet isn't the problem it's the advent of social media
doubledbear: With micro transactions it's an ecycloPAYdia
Juliamon: My house didn't have stairs, but my grandparents' apartment was right at the top of a carpeted stairwell and my sister and I got SO excited to go visit and play on the stairs
Lobo_Apache: Ben-Boomer both start with a B
MegaDosX: Did Adam just "OK boomer" someone younger than him?
amuseoffirebane: encyclopedeez nuts
omdorastrix: when school was canceled you had to wait for your school to school across the bottom of the news channel
ashesandmochi: 100% social media's the problem, i miss internet when it had websites
SmithKurosaki: @MegaDosX Boomer's a mindset yo
TemporallyAwry: You were also a kid and didn't need to deal with the adult grief LuvOops
Ferisar: 90% of the reason i use google has to do with the internet already
PharaohBender27: People always think that things were "simpler" back when they were children
Ferisar: the other 10% i'm in a wikipedia hole
MrQBear: I lived in the age where my parents had two phone lines so our computer could be online all the time. :P
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: @omdorastrix apparently they just get text alerts now. seeing your school and going back to bed was AMAZING
SymphonicLolita: yeah I blame facebook specifically
lackingsanity: gotta add "site:reddit" into google now to avoid 1000 different SEO farming websites
Quentastic: I think it more that you had to sit with something, or use the one image in a book to stimulate your imagination. Less time getting more out of less now
SurfDownstage: pull a stinky on em
PharaohBender27: And then you actually study history or just read newspapers from the time and realize, nope, things have ALWAYS been chaotic and messed up
GhostValv: he looks like he's giving you a noogie
quasi79fu: he given you a noogie
tidehollowcat: It just makes me think of Nolan Ryan
Blakemcm: im with adam on this one, just avoid bad internet and your good
frameshifty: but trading floppies of shareware was cool
Ferisar: just dodge
Ferisar: 4head
Lobo_Apache: Imagine Dark Souls without the Internet. We'd never learn 80% of the best parts
Simriel: Being poor before the internet was extremely boring.
Ferisar: simply parry the bad internet
xantos69: Not really. Don't do social media and get 100% of your internet content from LRR. That is what I do.
TemporallyAwry: Google Search is headed towards "bad internet" pretty quick now.
saucemaster5000: well, guess Adam is just internet diff from the rest of us
adept_nekomancer: Also, before the internet they had to actually complete a game before releasing it, because they couldn't just count on patching it 25 times.
koodooman: ngl I thought he had a little santa hat on for a second
Fanklok: Is Bad Dragon bad internet?
TheMerricat: @adept_nekomancer You say that but....
Lobo_Apache: @Fanklok Bad Dragon is Good Internet
SurfDownstage: I'm the downside
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I mean they also released just straight broke games then too
quasi79fu: E.T the game
adept_nekomancer: @adept_nekomancer Fair, it's an optimistic assessment. :)
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I distinctly remember some broken PS2 games
DaFhaye: Most games from the past sucked
butt_ghost: First time seeing this couch setup and I love it so much
frameshifty: i could never get the GI Joe game to work on my apple IIgs
doubledbear: My internet experience has greatly improved after staying off of twitter and facebook for a long while
quasi79fu: its the crunching snow
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I don't miss a time before the internet, but I miss a larger, less advertiser-curated internet
Simriel: If a game broke before the internet, it was just broken forever.
betweenmyself: Metal suit…?
SmithKurosaki: Sppoky Scary Skeletons!
Seth_Erickson: Avoiding the bad internet became harder with social media any issue stems from there.
SmithKurosaki: Dang it ben
Lobo_Apache: Having just come down from the mountain a few weeks again. That sounds about right
BusTed: Playing Spinal over here.
SnackPak_: space snow
Ferisar: yeah well it's not water snow
Seth_Erickson: this is alien snow ben
DaFhaye: Most live with the thickest rose tinted glasses for old games
saucemaster5000: Games, movies, books etc. there was NO golden age -- it's 90% bad and we remember the good
bv310: Boys becoming men, Men becoming wolves
Ferisar: so you don't know what it sounds like
quasi79fu: I live where it snows though
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: maybe it's different on Callisto. that's not water
BusTed: 🤔
Seth_Erickson: I love snow it's great
Lysander_salamander: :D
Ferisar: i did my b
SymphonicLolita: I live in a city that DOES know know to deal with it and they choose not to deal with it instead
SnackPak_: go left!
rabbitgta: city was a big baby about snow
Blakemcm: cmon down to texas and deal with snow once every 7 years
itira: someones baiting you
hackingducks: wow thanks random stranger
BusTed: That was a QA tester complaining about signposting where to go.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: oh yeah it'd be like methane snow, right
koodooman: farfaH
Ferisar: that would point every direction
Ferisar: but yes
whitebadgerwolf88: space snow sounds different
Lobo_Apache: It's the arrow pointing to Dead Space 4
itira: LOL
hackingducks: @BusTed QA found it, that was put there by a dev checking a box
doubledbear: This game was developed in California, they don't know what snow is
hackingducks: "we patched it boss"
Ferisar: wind's howling
koodooman: LUL
Ferisar: i mean they do make shit worse now-a-days at least for some things
Ferisar: hell yeh
lackingsanity: realistically it's more like the city has made a calculation that big snow dumps are rare enough that it's cheaper to just put up with them when they do happen than to invest in proper snow clearing infrastructure
saucemaster5000: Jacob is carrying a blind child who keeps asking questions about what is going on
itira: yes
TheMerricat: I remember my brother buying a Microprose game pre-internet. It was meant to be a moonbase simulator and the manual promised so much. Then he played the game and like 90% of what was in the manual was missing. He ended returning it to the store for a refund. I eventually looked up the story of what was up with the game _on the internet_ and found out that essentially they knowingly released a shit incomplete game figuring that they'd sell enough of them before word of mouth tanked the game rep.
Seth_Erickson: I do
MegaDosX: Anyone who says no is lying
quasi79fu: i talk to myself
blip2004: constantly
Simriel: My city is really good at dealing with ice and snow. Except apparently directly the street I live on.
SeaDiegoFC: 100%, constantly
Spades_Slicc: I talk to myself when I'm with people
MrQBear: Quite often.
Seth_Erickson: you absolute moron is my go to
shendaras: I sometimes find myself retreading conversations I've had
drdudeman: I talk to myself when Im spooped out in my dark house alone.
hackingducks: ugh this is legit spoopy.
Stormthius: When I'm trying to figure stuff out I do cuz it helps me think
hackingducks: I hate heights
quasi79fu: might want to get that bridge fixed
Nigouki: I mostly just swear at inanimate objects
frameshifty: that's why having cats is nice, I can always pretend I'm talking to them
SymphonicLolita: I have a pet birds so I'm talking to her most of the time
bv310: Straight up, like half the reason I got a dog was so I could talk to her instead of myself all the time
doubledbear: I have a cat now so i just talk to him
Lobo_Apache: "No, I don't talk to myself" I say the the empty room
saucemaster5000: I talk to my stove...
Goombill: @TheMerricat I played a ton of that as a kid, and just thought I wasn't good enough to get to the endgame shit. It wasn't until years later I found out it just wasn't there.
Lobo_Apache: @saucemaster5000 Did you stop calling it a piece of shit?
Simriel: I legit talk to myself every day. It's how I think.
saucemaster5000: @saucemaster5000 No, but I keep begging
Ferisar: bridge's howling
sporkraptor: he et yer fase
doubledbear: Biiiiig kiiiiss
itira: baited by the arrow
quasi79fu: he french kisssed you to death
SymphonicLolita: cool game
novrdd: CaitlynS what's that
UnusuallyLargeMoth: how were you meant to prevent that
UnusuallyLargeMoth: what were you supposed to expect
UnusuallyLargeMoth: oh okay it was "just" a QTE
Ferisar: points at ben
novrdd: a shinny pokemon!
doubledbear: Oh you just have to pass the QTE
Ferisar: this guy's white
Simriel: Jeeze Ben, you can't just ask why someone is white.
TheMerricat: @TheMerricat What was the name of that game? I was trying to look it up again, and my memory is fuzzy...
Lobo_Apache: @Simriel They are in canada
rabbitgta: hardware limitations my dude
Blakemcm: holding guys drains it
lackingsanity: I saw a really funny clip of someone playing the dead space remake where the game autosaved immediately before isaac got his head ripped off, so they kept just loading back into death
saucemaster5000: Is white goomba also coincidentally the 1% goomba?
shendaras: Goku, why are you white?
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
Khasi1596: I thought it was the "Snow Kek Garage"
Fanklok: Sounds like a job for Gokupiccolo
SmoreThanAFeelin: hahahah
doubledbear: Snow carrots are probably tasty
Ferisar: well adam it's goku, piccolo
Ferisar: formal
SnackPak_: fake adam fan
Rhynerd: “Hurry, it’s freiza out here.”
Spades_Slicc: It's PiccoloGokuJesus?
Lysander_salamander: I've never watched dragonballs
matthaus_c: fake gamehaus fan smh my head
Fanklok: Sorry i never watched Adam's Gamehaus
saucemaster5000: It needed an intro
Blakemcm: ohhh no... adams gamehouse is GOATED
matthaus_c: !quote chat
LRRbot: Quote #4570: "There's no chance Adam gets this in two shots." —chat, to Adam, before he got it in two shots. [2017-12-30]
itira: Dark Cloud 2 is so good
doubledbear: Dark cloud 2 is a horror game right? Has Dark right there in the title
Lithobraker: spheda in bed
bv310: There's a lot of bois for that to somehow be a timed save
mercano82: I played Spider-Man: Miles Morales on a Steam deck sacked out on my couch. 10/10, would recommend. (The game and the hardware)
drdudeman: uno mas?
drdudeman: i was right
bv310: I mean, Golf is a type of horror
EvilBadman: pls no steppie
SymphonicLolita: golf is environmental horror
doubledbear: It's true golf courses are killing the planet
Mattmitchell45: It's Mondo Cool outside
DaFhaye: Actually Adam does have a really good impression
rabbitgta: let me hear your galic gun
MegaDosX: "For god's sake, father, call him Goku!"
ButterBall000: Which Vegeta tho?
MegaDosX: RIP
betweenmyself: Karaoke Cat!
Lysander_salamander: wow
SmithKurosaki: Om nom face
UnusuallyLargeMoth: "So No Head?"
sporkraptor: wow that knocked your entire face off
doubledbear: Don't need to search for keys if the enemy just opens the door for you
saucemaster5000: mimic chest
drdudeman: he rocked your face
Lysander_salamander: this game
TemporallyAwry: ShotGuns, notorious for bullet spread
MegaDosX: @sporkraptor Took his
Blakemcm: Jeff Gherstman on the "all systems goku" podcast is the best vegeta impression
UnusuallyLargeMoth: at Ben/Adam, what hecking difficulty is this at?
HorusFive: Maybe we can save Mr Snowcat-garage this time
UnusuallyLargeMoth: is this We Are Making Fun Of You Difficulty or something
UnusuallyLargeMoth: THIS IS NORMAL?!?!?
UnusuallyLargeMoth: A MAN GRABS YOu and you die instantly and that's normal difficulty?!?
SymphonicLolita: plot fodder
quasi79fu: i can explain this section if you want
drdudeman: It says "try to rescue" not "rescue:
Spades_Slicc: @UnusuallyLargeMoth They're at low health
saucemaster5000: jesus if chat starts giving you prompts that you can change difficulty, it's time to burn twitch to the ground
laundreydhull: wut? this whole time I thought you were hardcoring it.
UnusuallyLargeMoth: what the hell is hard difficulty, "you die instantly if the hostiles make line of sight on you"?!
UnusuallyLargeMoth: -oh wait you're at red hp nvm thx spades
xantos69: Well if you can't save the guy. Just take your time.
ActualFactual: I believe in Ben's ability to heckle Adam into accomplishing anything.
Delalelilolu: oh hey a couch
Ryxiene: Most likely falling asleep, so wanted to say thanks for the stream now KPOPvictory night all, you all have been hilarious xD
doubledbear: I wonder why they call it a snowcat, is it like a zoid?
Spades_Slicc: @Ryxiene night
SymphonicLolita: blat blat
Ryxiene: (*´꒳`*) <3
quasi79fu: alll right i tired thanks for stream..gnight chat
UnusuallyLargeMoth: is the cake, separated from the body, still cake?
laundreydhull: it preserves energy lrrBEN
Spades_Slicc: They're zombos, they don't need to survive
laundreydhull: Geez, you think NPCs are supposed to live off of nothing!?
trainpants: "good game"
ThirdGames: Gotta slap the cheeks for good luck
SnackPak_: naughty zombies get a spanking
adept_nekomancer: Slap cheeks, acquire shotgun bullets.
crono3453: Alt-fire of the baton claps them cheeks
Spades_Slicc: Nvm spanking ammo out of zombies makes it a good game
saucemaster5000: That is the traditional thing to do for shotgun shells. Try it on local merchants
ThorSokar: gotta clap dem cheeks for the loot!
doubledbear: I can't say i like people saying cake instead of butts but i guess this is the world i live in now.
Spades_Slicc: Get on the floor
laundreydhull: at least I'm pretty sure zombies still retain a portion of limited stamina
Spades_Slicc: Everybody walk the dinosaur?
saucemaster5000: @doubledbear Just wait till you get your next birthday butt
Fanklok: Bad Richard
laundreydhull: or stamina limits
ConspicuousCompiler: Richard Simmons, Sweating to the Deadies?
doubledbear: Cids? oh so this is a final fantasy
doubledbear: @doubledbear It's 2023 it's ok to touch butts
SymphonicLolita: chicky nuggies!!!!
jchinnock: I’m loving the couch vibes!!
itira: someones shaking a sheet of aluminum foil
niccus: dino nuggies is enrichment for adults
MegaDosX: "Oh boy oh boy oh boy it's here it's here it's here"
doubledbear: UPS/Fedex is at your door
saucemaster5000: Mom counts to 3 before giving them to the dog
Ferisar: don't make souno
stonedgorilla2: wow this game looks amazing really nice graphics
MegaDosX: Nobody tells Adam what to do
saucemaster5000: Don't make... sauna....
ConspicuousCompiler: I've gotten those notifications and then looked out my window, saw the delivery van sitting in the parking lot one complex over. Dude realized he was going to miss his time targets because he made one wrong turn, and just was like, "Gotta let this one go today"
Stormthius: Adam, you're gonna get in trouble
EvilBadman: uh oh Mr. callisto in the chat
stonedgorilla2: what are you talking about?
Ferisar: damn they're putting up a wall
SymphonicLolita: god last time I got a package from fedex the guy put a door marker on my door and left without even knocking
sporkraptor: if you keep shaking the gun you'll break it
laundreydhull: we apologize for trying to reach you regarding your hypothetical "extended car's warranty"...
MegaDosX: Ben and Adam talk some real rubbish sometimes :p
itira: keep up chat Kappa
TherapyforNarwhals: As someone who's worked on games in college, I promise we hate everything we produce, its never good enough.
Fanklok: @megadosx sometimes?
Ferisar: i've played throne of thunder ben
Ferisar: it's impossible
MegaDosX: I wonder how Gavin feels that everyone's still talking about that snail
stonedgorilla2: what? so its wrong to notice and complement the graphic fidelity of a game nowadays?
saucemaster5000: Wait... so I have to fuck a snail to get rid of mycurse now?
xantos69: I can just kite that between work and my office every day.
omdorastrix: are those barrels radioactive?
itira: spooooky music
sporkraptor: feedback
SymphonicLolita: snails are always approaching
sporkraptor: they're kicking up the rave
sporkraptor: break out the glowsticks
DarknessKingCoH: Sounds like someone booted up a ps1
itira: hahahaaaaa
Delalelilolu: its like the simpsons africa episode when Homer just walks out of the flower
MegaDosX: @stonedgorilla2 They are just goofing, don't worry about it :)
gualdhar: you put the snail in a fucking safe and put it in 6 tons of concrete and throw it into the ocean
doubledbear: Dying to jello is someone's dream
EvilBadman: You done rustled the wrong jimmies Ben
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
saucemaster5000: don't kick the stoned gorilla's nest
laundreydhull: in Callisto Protocol, "Hills Dye On You!" LUL
Dalouer: hey its me, im the problem its me
stonedgorilla2: im the developer of this game u should joke about these stuff no im joking
laundreydhull: Follow what?
Ferisar: follow like subscribe
jchinnock: Don’t follow, just like and subscribe
Ferisar: this way i sthe button
doubledbear: Smash that bell
bv310: I am shocked at the lack of Jumpscare there
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DarknessKingCoH: They pop now
novrdd: look at them.. shattered into pieces
laundreydhull: it does!?
Ferisar: until he played elden ring
DaFhaye: Don't lie to him like that. Go melee
Ferisar: and then played a wizard
omdorastrix: yep. radioactive barrels
matthaus_c: laser cannon all the time every time
Mysticman89: firin your lasor
DaFhaye: Melee harder than they explode and you win
Ferisar: cheating the game, yourself, your vigor points
DaFhaye: That's how it works promise
matthaus_c: yeah elden ring is ancient history now
matthaus_c: dead game tbh
doubledbear: Ben's magic playthrough in elden ring was so good
Fanklok: Security is a horror game right?
Mysticman89: laser has probably made me worse at ER, since I don't know what to do if a bosses survives 10 seconds
omdorastrix: elden ring dead game?
niccus: you might as well play it over let's nope now that you've done so many other fromsofts here
betweenmyself: Elden Ring bound to have DLC at some point
itira: twirlies
Lobo_Apache: You mean 2022 GOTY, Elden Ring? By From Software and GRRM? Never heard of it
Ferisar: bloodborne 2
saucemaster5000: elden ring is obviously old it's in the name
Ferisar: hopium
matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 so old it was DOA lrrBEEJ
MegaDosX: Imagine if the Elden Ring DLC ends up just being Fortnite but in the Elden Ring world
SymphonicLolita: you get trapped by those things at the bottom of the water wheel but instead of the manor you just get sent to the beginning of bloodborne
itira: so close.
Delalelilolu: turns out armoured core 6 is the DLC
SurfDownstage: Is this Death Stranding?
crono3453: Hey you got Bloodborne on your phone
SK__Ren: Adam....
doubledbear: Elden Ring is a horror game right?
Lobo_Apache: Normandy?
sporkraptor: the beaches of Germany in Viet Nam
ActualFactual: Ben, it's the beaches of France, aka Normandy
TheMerricat: the beaches of Germany?
Ferisar: imagine coming out of nam thinking you won the world anything
matthaus_c: yo it was so sick when they added blood vial microtransactions to bloodborne
MegaDosX: Yeah Ben's thinking of Normandy
KeytarCat: Sekiro is a horror game, right?
ActualFactual: they did not storm German beaches
Mysticman89: I thought he was in nam. did you storm the beahcses of germany to get to nnam
tidehollowcat: Ah yes, Germany - well known for its beaches
laundreydhull: Luxembourg
xantos69: Ok, look Germany is NOT landlocked.
EvilBadman: "This is for turtle pope you nazis fucks"
ActualFactual: Learn some flippin history, bud.
rynsfelda: -Normandy
TherapyforNarwhals: well I just got poisoned out turn 4. Goodnight everyone!
Ferisar: storming the beaches of victoria
bv310: He was in the Vietnam war, just stormed Germany on a weekend off
sporkraptor: it's all history
UnusuallyLargeMoth: Ben, here's a hint, Mass Effect
MegaDosX: Don't dissect Ben's jokes, he has no idea what he's talking about :p
DaFhaye: @EvilBadman hahaha
Ferisar: LOL
itira: LOL Adam!
SymphonicLolita: LUL
laundreydhull: eek.
MegaDosX: Oh honey
rudysaints: 🇧🇷👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
koodooman: LUL
DaFhaye: Your grip?
MAPBoardgames: There's momvement all over the place!
SnowbirdMike: hahaha gamer
gawag_: FBtouchdown
matthaus_c: it's been a hell of a day
Misslinnythebaker: Awe XD
itira: you a sweet bean
GhostValv: bless your heart
DEATHlikescats: Sounds a bit like the aliens one
doubledbear: No more sugar after 6 Adam
KWardJenx: Game over man! Game over!
Ferisar: "please... give me more juice..." "THERE'S ENEMIES EVERYWHERE"
DaFhaye: It's okay Adam we still love you
Lobo_Apache: Do you trust the autosave?
SurfDownstage: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
ARiposte: Aw, bless
omdorastrix: how many hours are you into the game?
Ferisar: "fuuuuck"
MegaDosX: Couch setup is superior
Mysticman89: put some books under the couch legs
jonnyfever262: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
SurfDownstage: Good stream streamers
sporkraptor: and buy the body pillows
SymphonicLolita: shrrt
rabbitgta: enjoy the couch
Ritaspirithntr: @omdorastrix at least 2 streams worth of hours.
Ferisar: when body pillow
Lobo_Apache: body pillows?
itira: you said the thing :P
doubledbear: Demand body pillows so Beej has to make them
Ferisar: kk
MegaDosX: Oh boy
Ferisar: wait i'll get banned won't i
omdorastrix: not directly
Lobo_Apache: we'll make sure to clip this
ActualFactual: "Go get banned from Serge's chat"
SmoreThanAFeelin: can do
Pharmacistjudge: as one of serge's mods, sure
rabbitgta: isn't that more of a beej thing?
ConspicuousCompiler: Wait, can we just get Creepy Doll body pillows with life-like teeth?
saucemaster5000: I'll get banned and it'll be worth it
doubledbear: If they're not in the LRR shop they're in the serge shop
xantos69: Cheer50 Bits. Love you. Miss you. Want to see more of you in my eyeballs.
DaFhaye: Serge did you make your body pillow yet?
DeM0nFiRe: Excuse me twitch streamer (if that is your real name)
Fanklok: I think if Cori does a CDHC doing body pillow designs it'll really move things along
tidehollowcat: Looking forward to Kitsune's banning people arc
itira: i hate my computer chair
SnackPak_: my back loves my computer chair
OnyxOblivion: computer couches
betweenmyself: @conspicuouscompiler or YETI riffYeti , same thing really
laundreydhull: lrrSPOOP
DEATHlikescats: Couches more comfy
DarthRagnar815: I have a Herman Miller so...
DaFhaye: Couches are the best. Better than beds
matthaus_c: serial killers love couches with plastic covers
Pharmacistjudge: my computer chair costs way more than my couch
koodooman: goodbye ben, adam and chat, thanks for the stream, I enjoyed my stay!
omdorastrix: computer couches
Mysticman89: spent good money on herman miller
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
saucemaster5000: I love... checks notes... bouches
MolaMolaphant: I *haaaate* sitting on couches. My back protests
MegaDosX: I bet there's some serial killers that prefer couches
Lobo_Apache: Cheer100 Cheer1000 yes... them computer couches
Mysticman89: I can't afford to vbote couch
sporkraptor: still finalizing those fantasies
matthaus_c: garbage day!
jchinnock: More couch time!
matthaus_c: spon-con!
bv310: Bonus Content!
Fanklok: Why do you 2 keep calling me a serial killer
doubledbear: LRR BoCo
matthaus_c: banger night tomorrow
SnackPak_: 8/10
MegaDosX: Gesundheit
jonnyfever262: 7/10
omdorastrix: did you guys leave Graham timbits like last time?
Lobo_Apache: 7/10 not enough body in burp
itira: 7.5/10
Ferisar: np: owo
Ferisar: let's go
rabbitgta: hard mode on gloom haven
koodooman: Cheer100 lrrHEART
doubledbear: The Family Jamily?
Ferisar: wait you spell all with an a
Ferisar: hm
matthaus_c: rhythm café is being moved to sunday. it was already there, but it's being moved too
Dog_of_Myth: It's very anime
SeaDiegoFC: Most of the cards aren't real names so it fits
doubledbear: Better Dear Days than Dears
DeM0nFiRe: @SeaDiegoFC How dare you speak ill of "Bad" Steve and Innocent Matt
sporkraptor: wooOOOOooo
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
MegaDosX: Nice.
DeM0nFiRe: nice
sporkraptor: rrrrreptile
BusTed: RyuChamp
sporkraptor: aaaaaaaaaannnnnnnddddedddddd
matthaus_c: da bitz
SymphonicLolita: dabits
Lobo_Apache: one more?
SmoreThanAFeelin: dabitss
matthaus_c: oh hey it's this year in bits
DEATHlikescats: Da bits
KWardJenx: Great stream Gamers!
itira: woohoo
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
whitebadgerwolf88: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
sporkraptor: that was an impressive and
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
niccus: wow, it's been a decade since the stream started
iris_of_ether: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
koodooman: goodbye everyone! lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
rabbitgta: responsibility ben
Orxolon: Thanks for the stream!
laundreydhull: cool Kamehameha bit lrrBEN
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
bv310: Ooh, 2013 and word means it's G and JP, they're back, 64 on the scene
shendaras: Nice to see both of you. Thanks for the stream!
itira: goodnight everyone!~
Phailhammer: cya :)
laundreydhull: bye & bye lrrADAM lrrBEN
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
SnackPak_: lrrSHINE
DaFhaye: goodnight lads
bv310: Bye y'all!
bv310: See you all next week
DaFhaye: Goodnight chat
doubledbear: Would be funny for Graham to come in to play FF12 and the couch was still there though
Orxolon: gnight y'all
laundreydhull: o_o?
laundreydhull: I heard it!
laundreydhull: lrrSPOOPY
barbmitzvah: Done for the day or?
Juliamon: yup
barbmitzvah: Damn
Juliamon: !schedule
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out for an interactive schedule, or for a Google Calendar version.
barbmitzvah: I thought there was a little extra time
Earthenone: !findquote butts
LRRbot: Quote #7071: "We're going in from the butt." —Graham [2020-07-25]