Electrodyne:
gualdhar: !next
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Nigouki:
woooo! I thought I'd miss something but didn't 
Juliamon:
DeM0nFiRe:
BusTed: Hey hey.
Orxolon: helloo every1!!
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WiJohn: They've been fighting the city guard for so long, do they even remember any other way to live?
Xenguin47: Wait, I'm catching it live?
Xenguin47: Geez, that's the first time in forever.
saucemaster5000: "What do you want to do now?" "... Er, I dunno, kill some more city guards?"
Xenguin47: Maybe they'll escalate to city councilmen?
Nigouki: Aren't we improving infrastructure today?
saucemaster5000: They also have... like, the main questline if they feel like it
Nigouki: iirc last game ended we got rid of the guards and now it's like hey wanna solve the problem with the sewer?
Nigouki: amazing what you can do when you don't waste city budget on cops
Dog_of_Myth: Good evening chat.
SnackPak_:
plundypops: hi!
BusTed:
princess_intell: we did this
SnackPak_: fingers crossed for body pillow
princess_intell: @SnackPak_ of harry the giant creepydoll? please?
Dog_of_Myth: yay, commerce
Xenguin47: Shopping Montage!
kamilucky: physical space? no wat
Xenguin47: That does sound like what people would do
noSmokeFire: are we sure this is physical space? it might be a really convincing v-tuber rig
korvys: "It's available for purchase - but not on store.loadingreadyrun.com"
jessieimproved: ooh is it the shopping episode? almost as good as a beach episode
comrade_cards: "gas fight!"
IzlanntheLion: if the axe is speaking to you I would be worried
Xenguin47: If Carl Bogo buys an axe, does he gets a second one?
saucemaster5000: If there is a scenario called "Onsen Pass," that'd be a windmill slam
Earthenone: no, he gets one, because he buys one
Xenguin47: Oh, okay.
LoadingReadyRun:
Any ax can be a skullbane ax if you try hard enough
Xenguin47:
Buy One, Get One. Period. 
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Xenguin47: "I have a robot friend!" "Why do you need one of those?" ...have you SEEN her other friends, Cori?
mrverbal: just avoid corners
saucemaster5000: If it's just a wedge that tips over other robots, it'll win all battlebot comps
Kaorti: that sounds like a more interesting daily kit
korvys: I'm like... 70% sure Heather is joking... maybe 60%
noSmokeFire: haha. hammer.
RealGamerCow: They see me ballin, they hatin
Kaorti: It can be both!
adept_nekomancer: Always best to be prepared!
korvys: !store
RealGamerCow: how do you lose the store?
Electrodyne: peening as opposed to plenishing or some other activity
saucemaster5000: "Do you carry mace?" "No, I carry hammer"
Electrodyne: I need a new plenishing hammer
PMAvers: I blame James.
korvys: @RealGamerCow You forget to cherish it
PMAvers: "Ooh, a deck." *shuffle*
noSmokeFire: some of the events are reused
Kramburger: I blame Beej
sporkraptor: yep, done that
LeopardaoSnow: the city event deck shuffles the first time you use it and each time you add new cards to the deck
sporkraptor: been there
Xenguin47: This is why you carry the hammer.
bigburley97: This feels like my experience playing Gloomhaven
korvys:
When are they going to get to the fireworks factory? 
RealGamerCow: I'm so confused!
TemporallyAwry: It's random in the same way a Tarot deck is random. Never touch the deck, and you never have to know.
noSmokeFire: Cam is right, although overshuffling may mean you see reused events *slightly* sooner than you otherwise would
WiJohn: By "guards" they mean zombies
sporkraptor: looting party
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WowoT: hi nerds how we doing this evening?
Juliamon: Be Gay Do Crimes
RealGamerCow: the town people are racists, they deserve it
korvys: Nobody expected anything more from your
korvys: *you
Xenguin47: The city doesn't expect much of y'all.
sporkraptor: you cannot fail to meet no expectations
LeopardaoSnow: They stole and idea and the rights to purchase it
sporkraptor: if you... eat dirt?
saucemaster5000: karen does produce a lot of gusts of green
korvys: Or ask Paul
saucemaster5000: rationalization only needs to last long enough to make a decision, it's not a decree
sporkraptor: you have... a lot of dice...
BusTed: barcode or vaseline
YeetTheRich_: god says leave me alone
adept_nekomancer: Barcode!
noSmokeFire: God: "I want no part of this"
RealGamerCow: God said "No"
noSmokeFire: "The deer have mad cow disease. Start poisoned."
saucemaster5000: Oh no the deer gained opposable thumbs and have bows
Vanbael: welp
TemporallyAwry: Some random jerk in the woods attacks you and you don't "Self-Defense" that hunter to death?
LeopardaoSnow: deer ambush, how do you find yourself today?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I think yelling "slaughter them!" may have spooked the deer
comrade_cards: Jeff is immune to scenario conditions, right?
noSmokeFire: mercenaries are very sensitive to harsh language
saucemaster5000: Poacher grabs you and gives you the curse from "Thinner"
sporkraptor: it was Legolas
blip2004: He "deered" to kill a King's dare.
saucemaster5000: these are good questions, why didn't you Jeff?
adept_nekomancer: Also, if this guy can shoot all of you, why couldn't he have gotten the deer by now?
saucemaster5000: Pedantic farmer says "It's more of a wyvern"
BusTed: the aggro crag
YeetTheRich_: "must have been the wind"
RealGamerCow: yes, that only happens in fantasy settings
saucemaster5000: We believe in apes but not bigfoot
TemporallyAwry: Read a book once with the line "Magic isn't real, that must have been a ghost" - and it took me a good 10 minutes to go back to reading.
Kaorti: It's an Ankheg!
Kramburger: I mean, that's basically a Witcher's job. Memories the Monster Manual so you don't die
mjiig: A silver sword being sort of rubbish when it isn't magically relevant makes some sense?
sporkraptor: magic doesn't exist, it was obviously aliens
Kramburger: I thought he didn't use the silver sword on people because it's sucking expensive to repair and he wants to save money
zed_alpha: I've grown to kinda hate Joss Whedon's style of dialogue writing, but that one bit from Firefly still holds up: "A psychic? Sounds like science fiction." "Honey, we live on a spaceship."
TemporallyAwry: If I recall correctly, it's in one of Adrian Tchaikovsky's early fantasy books.
YeetTheRich_: -me at the olympics
KharadBanar: Silver is mechanically inferior to steel, it‘s softer and you can‘t keep it sharp
mercano82: “Telepathy? I don’t know, like science fiction.” “We live in a spaceship, dear.” -Firefly
saucemaster5000: "That's impossible" "Lampshade" Is 90% of Joss Whedon's writing, the other 10% is someone starting a speech and the hero attacks immediately
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Darn, I missed the start
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: What we doing this week?
zed_alpha: Yeah, that's the line. And yeah, the saminess is what I've grown to get really tired oc.
blip2004: Curlers end up on stuff like Special K
zed_alpha: *of it
KharadBanar: also silver is about 50% heavier than iron, making it quite unwieldy
Kramburger: Why are you asking us Adam, statistically speaking most of us don't live in Canada
zed_alpha: mawp
goombalax: is there still wheaties in canada?
korvys: crackly mic
sporkraptor: deepfake
zed_alpha: You're right, Cori. Canada isn't real.
callmesteppinrazor: Bronze is way better. It's so important we have an age of human development named after it.
shendaras: Count the fingers
blip2004: lots of static
zed_alpha: Everyone knows "Canada" is really West Greenland.
callmesteppinrazor:
They get taken off a lot, especially hockey plays lately
saucemaster5000: Do you think Gerat got pissed people kept trying to pay him with just one coin after that stupid song?
saucemaster5000: Er Geralt
Kramburger: Jesus Christ?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: "Canada" is where all the anime protagonist's parent are "away for work" so I assume Canada is the afterlife
callmesteppinrazor: I bet there were people who would just give him a coin anyway.,
callmesteppinrazor: Toss me a coin! "Why?" Because I'm a witcher! "Okay."
goombalax: "trump medals" degree
zed_alpha: How square do you have to be to think that weed is in any way performance enhancing
callmesteppinrazor: Rebagliatti
callmesteppinrazor: He owns a cannabis farm or something now.
callmesteppinrazor: @zed_alpha Well if there's Doritos at the finish line...
Kramburger: "But Doctor, I aM Rebagliatti"
zed_alpha: If you get that baked and somehow win a medal, you deserve to get made king of some small country afterwards.
saucemaster5000: But drug tester doctor, I am Rebagliatti!
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: What? Teamwork? This is new
saucemaster5000: honestly?
Evil_John_Cena: big table for big thinkers
Kaorti: IMO mindthief is top tier.
couchboyj: Teamwork being burn would be funny. We can work together! But just once >:(
callmesteppinrazor: Rebagliati is part of the Make a Wish foundation
callmesteppinrazor: The most appropriate comedy ever
saucemaster5000: Cam burned fast and burned bright
BusTed: Remove the boulder of shame.
callmesteppinrazor: CAMERON! He has a business named "Ross's Gold"
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Wow, they really did name the Cannabis farm after the medal
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: It's "Ross' Gold"
saucemaster5000: The was the classic reach for a hug and the person moves back and holds out hand
callmesteppinrazor: @saucemaster5000 Please stop describing all of my high school years
BusTed:
Fanklok: Instead of saying "that thing doesn't exist" it should be arguing over which fantasy monster it is
callmesteppinrazor: Flip a coin to determine pronunciation
BusTed: Oops whoops.
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Karmic Justice!
saucemaster5000: Some deity looked down and said "You know what? NO."
callmesteppinrazor: I hate being old, it's 9 PM and I want to go to sleep.
saucemaster5000: Range goes through everything except the edge of a map
LeopardaoSnow: you can shoot past green just fine
KharadBanar: green = can shoot over it
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Oh, are we installing a dragon as captain of the guard next?
Mashamino: do you think love can bloom even in a cave?
saucemaster5000: Anyone can love Jeff in the dark of a cave
adept_nekomancer: "We need to light this campfire... bring some tinder."
Fanklok: So Otaku Jeff is Donkey?
Fanklok: dang it Cori
saucemaster5000: Neither is Eddie Murphy
Kramburger: Donkey is quoteable, that's not the same a s funny
LeopardaoSnow: it's a good thing Otaku Jeff was born a vermling, everyone is taller then him
saucemaster5000: (Great actor, Dolemite is my Name rules)
Ohpea: Its always a nice coincidence that my gloomhaven night is on the same as y'all
LeopardaoSnow: =)
KharadBanar: you can stand on rocks if you fly, and the game has possibilities for that later
saucemaster5000: We opened the other side in my campaign and sat looking at the moon box for 30 sessions. It's in my closet, I COULD look...
SnowBunSarah: Bogo-go smash
Mashamino: we went full positive rep then started a new party to tank their rep to open all the things
saucemaster5000: (suddenly remembering how mucn health the average earth demon has. Frack Elementals.)
SnowBunSarah: If they have a path that doesn't go through a trap, they will avoid it, even if that means not getting in range
thegrandpigeon: still not nearly the worst opening encounter of a gloomhaven mission I've ever seen!
KharadBanar: i think that heal is single-target? unless ir says otherwise on the card
saucemaster5000: It was big, a lot of ash got blown on the trap
karpma: i think it's supposed to die before the move resolves, but who cares.
KharadBanar: Sorry, ignore me
saucemaster5000: Reverse time heals all wounds
plundypops: always punished
Fanklok: Can we checks the parses for this patch?
Lobo_Apache: "I can't be wrong, I'm good at the game"
comrade_cards: !findquote juju
LRRbot: Quote #5664: "Sometimes bad juju is bad you-you." —Adam [2019-01-02]
saucemaster5000: You have 4 skeletons with you, they're just encased
Phailhammer:
comrade_cards: !clip
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saucemaster5000: I just assumed paul is offscreen pushing a towel under the desk and saying "Hotbox!" at the start of every stream. No one has talked to him
ArkhamArchivist: please don't tell anyone how I live
sugarsh0t: very clever of Paul to have us drop him off at the same building every time so as not to arouse suspicion
Phailhammer:
Is this when we find out that Paul's home streams have been coming from a secret room that comes off the prop room?
SnowBunSarah: Because they were always ready to break wind?
saucemaster5000: They had to stop the other teachers from spitting on them. That profession is brutal.
SnowBunSarah: *Laughs in Dirt Tornado* It sure is
saucemaster5000: Feelbad insists their teammates say "I concur" before they attack
Lobo_Apache: message: Short
SnackPak_:
beverages
SnowBunSarah: Reminder to chat that you're all really cute and if you need to take meds today and haven't you should probably do that
Lobo_Apache: @SnowBunSarah ...I actually forgot to take my meds today. Thank you
SnowBunSarah:
Glad to help @Lobo_Apache
DrBatman0: @SnowBunSarah I need to but I'm supposed to take them at night, and it's only 1:23pm here... Instructions unclear!
Lobo_Apache: if instructions unclear, turn off fan
DrBatman0: @Lobo_Apache it's hot here though. Tops of 30c
DrBatman0: but also storms so it's humid and gross
DrBatman0: PAUL thanks for your tireless work on Tech! Everything looks great!
saucemaster5000: This is the third time this year -- chat, which one of you keeps putting my measuring spoons back in the wrong drawer? Seriously, we talked about this
SnackPak_: phew
silenceaux: Oh, so we need to block, I understand.
blip2004: @saucemaster5000 i couldn't find the quarter teaspoon
SnowBunSarah:
@saucemaster5000 I was just trying to help 
LeopardaoSnow: once summons start dying in a single hit they just feel bad
SnowBunSarah: The way I always thought about it is "Would I play a card that has burn, heal 4 attack 2"? The answer is a resounding "Sometimes."
OhaiMireiya: I've been listening to Fever Ray
saucemaster5000: I've been listening to Sugar Ray
OhaiMireiya: mainly because Kandy has been stuck in my head for weeks
ArdCollider: I've been listening to the industrial onion peeler song I infected Ian's life with.
ArdCollider: Which apparently just confounds Shazam's ability to ID it. I think maybe people sampled the onion peeler song.
Electrodyne: 3 damage and uwu?
SnowBunSarah: "I've killed a man", Dr. Feelbad's last words before his medical license was revoked
saucemaster5000: Will someone talk to Dr. Feelbad about how they keep holding their saw like that in front of their crotch?
Fanklok: Instant death doesn't increase DPS
SnowBunSarah: It absolutely does. It does infinity dps by doing damage over a period of 0 seconds
dredgyboi: i had the same experience as adam. his class is one of the best but you have to play it a very specific way
thegrandpigeon: @dredgyboi i felt that way about a few classes. my first mission as the scoundrel as well as the [spoiler] were total disasters
DrBatman0: Oh hey, I don't catch streams live very often, so possibly a little slow on the uptake - Adam, it's great to see you back.
saucemaster5000: Really glad we got that sentence. Paused the game for this, got the book out, used space on all that paper
dredgyboi: No no no sorry i meant it isnt clear
dredgyboi: true
goombalax: its underpowered in the 1v1 comp meta
Lobo_Apache: I heard "complain XP" and I immediately thought of leveling up my complaining
IzlanntheLion: we coming?
saucemaster5000: If everyone is invisible
Phailhammer:
It can't be that overpowered; it dies to removal.
PMAvers: The Gloomhaven 1v1 tournament, set on Magma Chamber
karpma: they all look like robocop it's great
CaptainSpam: Duckles.
blip2004: I want to paint them as Judges
lion_byte: Deck L's
saucemaster5000: On behalf of all the US, Y'all are right about everything except day/month/year
gawag_: the chad yy/mm/dd vs the virgin dd/mm/yy
Kramburger: Djeamons
gawag_: valid
thegrandpigeon: virgin olive oil ftw!
silenceaux: I love the yyyy-mm-dd format, personally.
62MGcobra: @thegrandpigeon extra
James_the_Dabbler: I like ymymydyd, myself
Kramburger: "I'm a virgin because I don't get into trends, man"
lion_byte: yyyy-mm-dd makes sorting easy
drcthulu: nano seconds
Phailhammer:
Eunuch time was developed in Ancient China.
LoadingReadyRun:
At least we all can agree that mm/dd/yyyy is silly
Fanklok: Eunuchs time?
Juliamon: points out flaw in using 'virgin' as a synonym for 'bad' and then immediately makes a eunuch joke
62MGcobra: @LoadingReadyRun blasphemy
saucemaster5000: I'll take the CIA victory by disrupting the conversation. We also invented the pineapple on pizza debate.
drcthulu: Adam is jealous of Heather's tinkerer
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Juliamon: I didn't have strong feelings on date formats until computers became an integral part of life, and now anything other than yyyy/mm/dd is objectively wrong
LeopardaoSnow: razor wire paul
saucemaster5000: You make them watch "The Net" starring Sandra Bullock at the same time
Mashamino: it damages their pride
drcthulu: It's a zappy net made of razors and coated in lemon juice
distrustingspectator: predator 2 was rad. LA was the perfect setting. wish the next predator movie goes urban setting again.
LeopardaoSnow: @saucemaster5000 wouldn't that be an auto-crit?
saucemaster5000: good point
thegrandpigeon: @distrustingspectator Predator drops into downtown Houston during an NRA convention. Chaos ensues.
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distrustingspectator: @thegrandpigeon hahahaha
drewm1022: Welp. Just found an msrp phyrexia compleat bundle. After watching Graham and Kathleen open one I couldn't not get one.
saucemaster5000: I thought "Prey" was genuinely the best predator movie since the first, and Predator 2 was a clever setting. Wish they realized that's the formula, "drop predator into historic setting, folks fight it. Done."
gawag_: Prey was super cool
dredgyboi: id have the predstor influence real life events , jfk stuff like that
LoadingReadyRun: The recent The Predator movie was party in an urban area I think?
gawag_: i think there were 2 recent ones? but i may be wrong
LoadingReadyRun: *partly in an urban area
thegrandpigeon: what i wanna know is how long can Otaku Jeff, the Dr, Karen & Bogo would last against a Predator
drewm1022: I think the most recent one was colonial US?
saucemaster5000: "The Predator" changed what movie it was every 15 minutes, with no rhyme, reason, character consistency, or in many moments basic film continuity.
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korvys: But there's no fly in team...
saucemaster5000: There's a scene where they are ex-cons just broke in the city, and the next they all have individual cars alongside the cops chasing the predator. No explanation.
SaxPython: fly you fools
SnowBunSarah: @korvys There is if you spell it REALLY badly.
LeopardaoSnow: teamwork, the two in the back just shoved carol bargo forward and called it flying.
distrustingspectator: @LoadingReadyRun latest movie was pre industrial set in colonial America. An indigiouness woman was the hero. and won by outsmarting the predator rather than out muscling them
sporkraptor: how your order gets called at Starbux
saucemaster5000: Oh my god, best name generator -- Starbucks employess
SaxPython: yeah but Doc can't do a kickflip
SnowBunSarah: Look deep within your desires (personal quest) and that will lead you to a class you like more
Electrodyne: Invisibility?? MY CLASS SUCKS
SaxPython: Bought One, Got One
saucemaster5000: The best pink flloyd song is the one about a gnome
gawag_: i also am a big fan of the 2001 and Echoes thing
Giraldi657: All hail the wind demons
SkylerRingtail: Hey! What's wrong with my character?!
Lobo_Apache: I gave one of my players a sword whip with 10ft reach and he stacked it to 15. I'd rather have the ogre
Electrodyne: @lobo_apache is a sword whip better than sword-chucks?
saucemaster5000: Earth elementals are a damage sponge wall
Giraldi657: Define "Bad"
Lobo_Apache:
@Electrodyne I based it off the Urumi and the sword whip from Ivy in Sword Caliber, so I'd like to think so
saucemaster5000: If a flmethrower starts a forest fire but no one's around, does it make a sound?
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:52:33.
drrek0: long rest is situational, like if you are all able to wait a turn to open a door or something
saucemaster5000: Long Rests are basically "get rid of poison"
Mashamino: heal and some potentially really good equipment
SnowBunSarah: That's been my experience. Short rest, unless you have a very good reason to long rest (Waiting for people to catch up, refreshing items)
LeopardaoSnow: just imagining now at the beginning of the round the tinkerer pulls out a flamethrower and the demons screamed scatter.
saucemaster5000: Do they have a soul?
SaxPython: Gloomhaven Flavor Judge
saucemaster5000: Lying is a reimagining of the truth, yes
SaxPython: boots with the fur... or maybe feathers
silenceaux: "slowly, gently"
LoadingReadyRun: I'm imagining these wind elementals as Mr. Glitch from the Mathman bit in Square One
LeopardaoSnow: its a money trap now
saucemaster5000: Also disadvantaging the enemy into the ground
Kramburger: DAMMIT PAUL
LeopardaoSnow: you only loot at the end of your turn
SnowBunSarah: You only pick up at the end of YOUR turn, not all turns
LeopardaoSnow: you don't pick up right now
karpma: you don't need to pick up, its not forced
saucemaster5000: Yes. That was the fault of your class. We all agreed. Oh, and Pual designed your class.
LeopardaoSnow: now someone just needs to rush past you, open the door and have a monster immobilize you, then you'll loot it
Mashamino: if it's a range 1 heal, you can target yourself with it
saucemaster5000: I never understood heal targeting. Whole campaign, no idea
drrek0: It is my favorite class
Mashamino: the main weirdness is that you are not your own ally
LeopardaoSnow: love it
Joecool190: its sweet
drcthulu: I maybe bias but it's great
SnowBunSarah: 8.5-9
Mashamino: I love it, it's a weird one
Kramburger: I'm going to say 8, but I have NO idea what we're talking about
SkylerRingtail: I forget which one that is. Lemme check
RassilonDND: I prefer another class but you havent unlocked it
saucemaster5000: We did not open it, and had a friend going "Oh but the TENTACLE class...."
shendaras: Epona.
SkylerRingtail: Ohhhhhh. *Right*. THAT class
RassilonDND: *PRAISE the sun
dredgyboi: squid face was really cool
SaxPython:
@rassilondnd
silenceaux: mawp?
Mashamino: yeah, pretty sure
SnowBunSarah: Yes, just once per rest
RassilonDND: hey chat, have they unlocked any of the classes so far?
SaxPython:
SnowBunSarah: @RassilonDND Sawbones
saucemaster5000: Just sawbones, 12 games in.
RassilonDND: nice. asking to make sure i dont spoil anything. Was a huge fan of sawbones and *redacted class*
saucemaster5000: Also, chat has been asked on previous, even if referring to the symbols, not to talk about later classes, just to keep it chill
Catscradler: Trying not to spoil, but if you're in to what the squid class does, it can be very satisfying.
SkylerRingtail: @saucemaster5000 Thanks for pointing that out for those of us that missed it
RassilonDND: @saucemaster5000 my bad. Thought i was being pretty vague but will definitely avoid it now.
RassilonDND:
korvys: or had asses
saucemaster5000: Drops Rocks
SaxPython:
Wait, can demons poop? 
Earthenone: !findquote poop
LRRbot: Quote #2768: "He plays golf, and poops." —Alex, of Beej [2016-06-11]
RassilonDND: wait, when did beej become a city?!
saucemaster5000: The sawbones cards are like giving your allies a mini stamina potion, weirdly
saucemaster5000: Box text "The enemies ahead of you see you. You must fight now, very dramatically"
Kramburger: Adam likes a person who is capable of murdering him
thegrandpigeon: when i was younger, i had the biggest crush on uma thurman for her cameo in The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
SaxPython:
distrustingspectator: little known fact Uma Thurman is the daughter of a prominent academic Robert Thurman, who specializes in the study of Buddhism.
saucemaster5000: Just saw the movie "Women Talking" directed by the talented person who played the little girl in Baron Munchausen. Good Stuff!
thegrandpigeon: Otaku Jeff is reeeeeally good at that one trick Batman does when he's done with a conversation
BusTed:
SaxPython:
thegitrogsquirrel: PAUL
Kramburger: Can't believe Paul assigned Adam such an underpowered class
saucemaster5000: I'd read but every time I do "Wild Horses" starts playing and my tears make it hard to see
dredgyboi: my poor disfigured rat son is being slandered
goombalax: UwUound
gualdhar: remember, dying does 0 dps
SnowBunSarah: FF14 warrior here, why not just have a tank that also heals and does fell cleaves
silenceaux: Thoughts on making DPS have to interact with someone else to get maximum dps?
silenceaux: I mean you don't have to go over and share a casserole but yeah click on a different player
SaxPython: smiley boots
saucemaster5000: You stole those from Kirby
CururuGuasu: Oh no! I’ve got happy feet!
korvys: What about with Teamwork?
SkylerRingtail: Ooh, never saw that one
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couchboyj: The shoes, the shoes, its gotta be the shoes!
rabbitgta: there is the off button again
Lobo_Apache: Cameron off switch
saucemaster5000: Cam has the opposite shoes of that little girl
SnackPak_: F
AllTheoryNoPractice: Whatup Highlight reel
Mazrae: Cam you need to move your off switch
Arikell: Cam do you have any nerves left in that knee?
silenceaux: wrap the braces in pool noodles
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SaxPython: PvE- Player vs Environment
BusTed: Yours says "replica"
Lobo_Apache: @SaxPython and the player keeps loving
Lobo_Apache: losing*
lamina5432: did Cam hear the hint for dunny bone from yesterdays stream
lamina5432: funny*
LeopardaoSnow: its doing a point blank aoe instead of a ranged attack this round
RassilonDND: is the camera shaking a bit or is it just me?
Inkymouse: @RassilonDND I think it is
LeopardaoSnow: @RassilonDND is the camera shaking or is the table rattled from cameron's kneeing earlier?
SaxPython: back to the Applebee's in the sky
couchboyj: Earth demons just have keyword big
SnowBunSarah: You are not your own ally, so your death is fine for that goal
LeopardaoSnow: Gloomhaven rule, your not your own ally for card effects.
couchboyj: Gloomhaven says I am not my own ally. Sometimes, boardgames just get me.
SaxPython: is anyone keeping count? was that invis #6?
saucemaster5000: I'm beginning to think Otaku Jeff actually went back to Applebee's six turns ago but left a tapedeck playing his voice saying "HiyAH!"
SnowBunSarah: Oh I absolutely agree with you Adam
saucemaster5000: The thing is, Disadvantage is stupid strong
SaxPython: Soulja girl
saucemaster5000: poison with 4P wailing means +4 potentially
LeopardaoSnow: poison means your also boosting your allies damage, not just yours
Lobo_Apache: someone should add up all the poison damage so that Adam knows how much damage he's done
LeopardaoSnow: yes if you use an element and re infuse it comes back
Mashamino: swapping between the two is an option (I did that, I think, but I forget why exactly)
Mashamino: err, augments, that is
LeopardaoSnow: because the infusion waits until your turn is over to check if the element is around it doesn't care about what happens during your turn.
Mashamino: reasonable
RassilonDND: I found the elements system kinda wonky, hope they revamp it for frosthaven
LeopardaoSnow: for the record adam, the range 2 heal 2 augment can target your allies for the healing if you want if they are at range 2.
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thegrandpigeon: @RassilonDND I feel like infusions should last at least one more turn than they do, but I also know they didn't balance for that
thegrandpigeon: how to disarm tornado according to the great Sharknado: tnt
LeopardaoSnow: it does not say heal self, so it lets you heal at range 2
thegitrogsquirrel: adam is OP
LeopardaoSnow: yes
RassilonDND: I think it would be interesting if it was a token system where it starts out with like 5, and when you use spells it deducts some amount.
SaxPython: new comp meta
Mashamino: the melee doesn't become ranged, does it?
Mashamino: I don't remember that
RassilonDND: where it naturally regenerates one per round but you have spells that could add more
Mashamino: ohhhh
saucemaster5000: No judge would sentence you if you say you didn't know the rules
LeopardaoSnow: My party played this augment the same way you've been playing it cause of the wording.
Mashamino: it's hard to parse a lot of stuff in this game, it happens a lot
saucemaster5000: Bogo assumes all reality is a state of mind
LeopardaoSnow: the game has determined that you really arn't here both in spirit and damage.
saucemaster5000: It is amazing how many games of gloomhaven come down to the last turn
SaxPython: ooh baby
SaxPython:
WowoT: i just keep picturing adam popping up, hitting, going invisible. everyone is like; who? what? where did he come from? okay bye i guess
Lobo_Apache: Get Adam his damage numbers!
SnackPak_:
BusTed:
Mashamino: huzzah!
saucemaster5000: Since both the names are made up, I'm amazaed they are different
mjiig: Quick, check the tornado's pockets
saucemaster5000: Wind demons carry change to play time crisis
Lobo_Apache: They're just a little airy, it's fine
couchboyj: What, Wind Demon feelings aren't WORTH recording?
saucemaster5000: Someone tell Paul there's no such thing as Dragons
SaxPython:
thegrandpigeon: @couchboyj Wind Demons feelings aren't too reliable. Well known airheads are they.
saucemaster5000: They published their journal on floppy disks but now it's vaporware
BusTed:
Lobo_Apache: I wonder if you pass gas near a wind elemental is it even more offensive?
couchboyj: Someone broke wind in the elevator, and everyone blamed me AGAIN
SaxPython:
Adam
saucemaster5000: Look, we all want to go home too
thegrandpigeon: so the mission was officially a breeze?
Lobo_Apache: Y'all blow me away
WiJohn: Sorry, sometimes we gotta unwind
saucemaster5000: Maybe the mindthief gets good on the next level
SaxPython:
thegrandpigeon: feeling winded are you?
SaxPython:
saucemaster5000: Wheeler made it up, he's just playing more pokemon
SaxPython: so talented
Mazrae: big......brother.....
saucemaster5000: Incredible mini painter
sugarsh0t: @Mazrae TOO SOON
SaxPython: lol
A_Dub888: !findquote beej
LRRbot: Quote #5275: "I feel like every time Beej and Ian talk it's just some big inside joke." —Adam [2018-08-22]
goombalax: where the kickstarter money went
SaxPython: bought Gneiss NFT
Mazrae: sorry @sugarsh0t I saw the opportunity and went for it
sugarsh0t:
@Mazrae
DeM0nFiRe:
o/ 
SaxPython:
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
Phailhammer:
cya
Orxolon: g night!
laundreydhull: !next
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