Phyrexia: All will be One FamJam

 beowuuf: what... all of us?
 jessieimproved: that's the idea
 beowuuf: are you it wasn't 'all but one will be one' and they just shortened it in the marketing?
 TehAmelie: insert the "yes! we're all different!" bit in Life of Brian here
 beowuuf: 
 Wolfstrike_NL: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Firm belief!
 TehAmelie: exactly, Lrrbot
 Manae: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyRun ONE FamJam (Join the LoadingReadyRun crew for the Phyrexia: All Will Be One FamJam! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 10:00 AM PST (0s from now).
 beowuuf: 
 Manae:  
flouncy_magooo: ONE FamJam, I don't know why...
  TXC2: Manae  
  TXC2: Hello Everybody
 beowuuf: @flouncy_magooo 
 beowuuf: hey txc2
  TXC2: hi beowuuf
 TehAmelie: "one family" is the greeting of the Edema Ruh, i just remembered
 BrookJustBones: we have a title change
 SpleenLord: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyRun ONE FamJam (Join the LoadingReadyRun crew for the Phyrexia: All Will Be One FamJam! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 10:00 AM PST (3m ago).
 TehAmelie: we shall all be one fam
 beowuuf:    
  TXC2: CONTACT
 Wolfstrike_NL: 
 Manae:   
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 MurphEP: 
 GhostValv:   
 CaptainSpam: BOOMPH
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 beowuuf: prepare to be jambled
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 beowuuf: 
Genie_M: (I ... forgot it's the famjam)
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flouncy_magooo: Let me get my Vietnamese soup for some Fam Phy Pho Fun
 beowuuf: @Genie_M just pretend graham is saying fran whenever he says fam 
 WhirlwindAbyss: no work today becuse i got the rona lol, bright side is i get to watch the full fam jam!
  TXC2: the Fran flan FamJam ?
 beowuuf: oh no, get well soon with no complications!
 betazed15: Heck yeah!
 Genie_M: fran jam 
  TXC2: WhirlwindAbyss  booray
 accountmadeforants: More of those strange Family Jamilies... it's probably nothing.
 beowuuf: that's the plam... i mean plan
flouncy_magooo: Norm has the plam
 NewtyNewts: Let's family this jamily
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for the Phyrexia: All will be One FamJam! Let's hang out all day and jam Arena drafts! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fon8bQKacAAm7k3.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1624107606829858816
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 Leonhart321: Time to Jam that Fam.....wait
 beowuuf: there ain't no jamty like a family jamty
jedi_master_zll: !findquote weaponize
MorganteMaggiore: my favourite part is when gram sad "it's jamming time" and he famjammed all over arena"
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 Earthenone: !findquote jam
  LRRbot: Quote #5758: "This game seems incredibly Heather's Jam." —James [2019-01-24]
  TXC2: !findquote weaponize
  LRRbot: Quote #1723: "You don't scare me, fire! I can smash you with my sword! Everyone knows that fire is vulnerable to slashing weapons." —Paul [2016-02-08]
  TXC2: ah forget FamJam it's Road Quest time!
micalovits: It is wild how much just hearing the music makes you want to watch road quest again yea
flouncy_magooo: Just switched from browser to mobile and my lag is only about 20 seconds. Woo?
  TXC2: micalovits  Right?
 tyrsredritehand:   
Spades_Slicc: Does Arena use regional servers or does everyone in the world drafting ONE / opening sealed have roughly equal odds of playing the LRRsons?
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IaCthulhuFthagn: Truly a great theme for a great show.
 Elypants:   
sumia_vamp_a_licious: Behold!
 Wolfstrike_NL: 
 beowuuf: let's go!
  TXC2: Spades_Slicc  it's one server,
 laundreydhull: hey readied Lords, For They Are Readied Two Run.
  TXC2: Here we GO!
 Cunobelenos:   
 beowuuf: ONE server
 electra310: Just in time, I just finished listening to the storyline podcast on TTC. 
 beowuuf: 
 BusTed: Hey hey.
 bwk789: Let’s go wheelhammer?
micalovits: Hai friends!
 Genie_M: hi!
  TXC2: Hello Cameron, Kathleen and James
 lirazel64: 9h yum, I didn't know this was happening,  HUZZAH!
nichol_bogus: Fam Jam for breakfast!
 niccus: famiglia jamiglia
 CaptainSpam: All fambuly jambuly.
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 asthanius: Famely Jamesly
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 Didero: Hey it's three people I like! Hi!
shabe_x_roc: Urgh, an advert for the wizard game
IaCthulhuFthagn: Fambily jambily.
 Cunobelenos: FamblyJambly!
 Leonhart321: The Famble Jamble
 NewtyNewts: FamilyJamily!
 Wolfstrike_NL: Paul, update the title ! 
 BrookJustBones: Les mulligebabies
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 mrjujubeans: Hack the Fambly?
 accountmadeforants: ONE point? Retire champion!
IaCthulhuFthagn: Imagine how cool this stream would be even if it never left this camera.
hi_im_emily: fambampoline
 bwk789: Is Paul drew Carey?
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 beowuuf: 2-3 missed milkshakes
 beowuuf: undefeated!
 SeiichiSin: FamJamHamStram!
  TXC2: I went 0-3 today 
 iris_of_ether: C'mon and famble, and welcome to the jamble
  Sarah_Serinde: This should go better for you today then Kathleen 
 GhostValv: oh no
 RealGamerCow: Cameron's nemesis, the table.
  TXC2: drafted a SICK G/B toxic deck and then got RANCHED 
 bwk789: I went 3-1 at prerelease thanks to Jace and black
 Lobo_Apache: someone save the table from cameron
 accountmadeforants: Why do tables have it out for Cameron?
 NewtyNewts: Just gotta mono-white. Adam learned that from the Priests deck
 beowuuf: some day you find the offswitch quickly
 AugmentingPath: One of the classic narrative structures, Cameron vs Environment
  Sarah_Serinde:  Cameron
 Earthenone: i went 1-3 first picked a sylix, never drew it
  TXC2: !patreon
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micalovits: It has a tasste for Cams blood
LidofLoathing: that's twice in two days, too
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 Didero: You're welcome and/or we're sorry
 Wolfstrike_NL: We did this?! Sorry Cam!
sephsays: I can't believe you all installed a Cameron off switch in the table.
 RealGamerCow: That table is supported by patreon and not legs? That *is* a fancy table
 Earthenone: !findquote thirst
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 Leonhart321: Please don't drink the oil
 NewtyNewts: Might be imagery more than personality
 GhostValv: 
 Driosenth: can already tell the year end highlights is going to contain a supercut of Cam wailing his knee into that table
  TXC2: !cardkingdom
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 MolaMolaphant: they got hit by an arrow from bicupid?
 NewtyNewts: Suspiciously Fast Shipping.
 electra310: I thought this was going to be shilling for the mugs in the store
ThorSokar: LRR Body Pillows available yet?
nymistrya: I'm just a normal teeth enthusiast.
 RocknGrohlNerd: okey I will go make myself a coffee
MorganteMaggiore: if you need to buy spelldancer now it seems to be a good time
 Earthenone: !store
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 MurphEP: @nymistrya Average bicuspid enjoyer
 beowuuf:  
 asthanius: Speaking of segues...
 NewtyNewts: @ThorSokar Doesn't look like it yet
 iris_of_ether: oooh
 asthanius: oooooooh
ThorSokar: dang
 Leonhart321: Ooooh, spicy
  TXC2: Body Pillows have to earned chat
ralphthellama: oooooh
 They_Are_Alyx: Boosties POG
ThorSokar: 
forbiddenskiesfm: Spicy-boostie
 NewtyNewts: You got boostie power!
 accountmadeforants: Da bidness
Jogela: James is sliding into DMS?
  TXC2: let get ready to Jamble!
Dmc3628: best Vin Diesel impression
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 Leonhart321: The jambles will continue until fambles improve
 slopoppotamus: TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH
 Earthenone: !findquote button
  LRRbot: Quote #7146: "I have a big delete button and I use it very aggressively now." —Heather [2020-08-21]
 offbeatwitch: eyyyy
 NewtyNewts:  
 GhostValv: D:
 asthanius: Esper time!
 offbeatwitch: i pulled a kaya at my prerelease
 Nukified: so... esper seems fun
 offbeatwitch: i also pulled a white sun's twilight
 NewtyNewts: Oh boy, a Super Friends set
 LordManiMani: 
 Genie_M: that's yikes
hi_im_emily: esper good shit
 RealGamerCow: Cameron - "But what about blue?"
IaCthulhuFthagn: The Spelldancer is just so sweet.
 AugmentingPath: Kaito really gets around, apparently
hi_im_emily: my god lmao
Spades_Slicc: Look how they massacred my boy (Slobad)
MorganteMaggiore: wow, those are ... bad rares, haha
Dmc3628: get wheeler on the line
 NewtyNewts: Iii hhhaaaddd Ssslllooobbbaaaddd
 Leonhart321: Slobad, AKA the award for Most Accurate Name in Limitied Format
 LordManiMani: Wahaha Urabrask strikes again!
micalovits: #JusticeForSlobad!
 Nukified: not anymore
Spades_Slicc: He might've
 Earthenone: his twin brother is clearly goblin guide
 shamblingkrenshar: Fastbad, the fifth of the Brothers Strong
 Earthenone: !card shenanigans
  LRRbot: Shenanigans [1R] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact. / Dredge 1
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hi_im_emily: his older brother slomad and younger brother slosad
 raulghoulia: That naming convention came up as a plot point in Lucky Number Slevin from a decade ago
 RealGamerCow: Wasn't there a study saying this was the fastest set in 20 years or something?
 LordManiMani: unless the shenanigans are tragic
 lirazel64: Winning > shenanigans
  TXC2: raulghoulia  man there's a movie I need to see again
Dmc3628: is the set faster than Gatecrash cow?
jacqui_lantern234: hey ya wonderful friends whomst I love AGGRESSIVELY
  TXC2: hello jacqui_lantern234  welcome
DylPickle83: Hello!
  TXC2: hello DylPickle83  welcome
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Dmc3628: got to get ye chump checks
 raulghoulia: @TXC2 It's on Prime now
  TXC2: raulghoulia oh neat
 Earthenone: !chat
  LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
 NewtyNewts: Artifact sac shenanigans.
micalovits: Its good if you are agressive
 Leonhart321: 100% Yes
 beowuuf: james said that both as if it were true and he also believed it 
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 Earthenone: im losing!
 NewtyNewts: Are ya winnin', son?
 SeiichiSin: I have not played a single game of it.
 TotallyNotaBeholder: I found it by logging on to twitch
MorganteMaggiore: are ya winning sons?
Dmc3628: Ajony
 baskwalla: Mostly losing but it's fun
 kristian_fischer: I'm teething.
 bytecaster: I'm having fun
  TXC2: I pulled 2 rotpriests today and went 0-3 
 Sniknob: I've been getting wrecked lmao
nymistrya: I'm getting dumpstered and its great
 offbeatwitch: i went 2-1 in the prerelease
 iris_of_ether: I enjoyed the one game I played yesterday
 Nukified: waiting for quick draft so I can read the cards
 Leonhart321: I enjoyed the pre-release. Might go to the release day sealed tomorrow
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 LurkerSpine: I've heard good things, I've heard bad things
micalovits: Only drafting white/x agro and winning pretty okay
 electra310: Are ya winning, chat?
DueRecompense: im just happy we have Arena, and dont have to play on MTGO
 1fairy2boots: Always losing. But winning isn't the goal.
 offbeatwitch: i would be drafting tonight but i'm ill
 bwk789: Had fun with unctus at prerelease
 betazed15: My kid and I did the prerelease last weekend...they pulled the Wanderer, Kaya, and Nissa, and 4 other green rares. I was able to go mono green and the kid did Orzhov.
 betazed15: It was great.
MorganteMaggiore: or can you?
 lamina5432: I’ve gone 3-3 and 7-2 so fine
 seemsdeece: this format is a little to fast for the dumb stuff I wanna try in draft
 Serioavion: Very fast and aggressive
 SeiichiSin: One of these days I'll try to play some. But... This last week has been super draining.
 Judders__: 5-3 first draft, 1-3 next two
shabe_x_roc: two decks lost badly, one deck went 5-3
MorganteMaggiore: the latter
jacqui_lantern234: I'm sad that they're "skullbombs" tbh, I can't spell the word "bomb" for the easy joke
 Driosenth: Who know, maybe all of LRR chat are scrublords
  TXC2: I have a 20% win rate so I account for most of the losses in chat 
 MagnusVir: I really wish that card had been named "Charge of the Mite Brigade"
Dmc3628: that's the nickname for it
 JacNol: I had two very bad sealed runs, but that was mostly due to me not building good decks
 beowuuf: almost 
 Leonhart321: Ooof
 1fairy2boots: Poor Slobad 
 JacNol: now I'm out of gems...
Dmc3628: i beat someone who had the glider  and too fearful to move it
 bwk789: Graaz is fun with flyers
Greendrag13: Sad to see a red deck miss Urabrask's Forge
 Leonhart321: It's not bad?
 bwk789: Forge is bonkers
Spades_Slicc: There's a 4/4 for 3 with no downside. Every deck in green wants it
 AugmentingPath: draft first, then banana
 Leonhart321: ^
 NewtyNewts: How's the draft looking?
DadlyPuns: @Leonhart321 it's just Slo
 bwk789: What are the teams today or is it team LRR?
 laundreydhull: James "Draft Master" Turner
 beowuuf: team LRR for communal points i believe
 Genie_M: it's fun times with lots of people playing
 Leonhart321: Kathleen, no
Dmc3628: it's BP up in here
 MurphEP: Mill? In this economy?
 NewtyNewts: Oops, wrong colour land.
 niccus: oh nice, flesh battlefield with flesh hedges
 iris_of_ether:   
 Nukified: uh oh
Dmc3628: black source dealer one time
 SolarBlitz1: Good news Cam, they also didnt have a turn two play
Ukon_Cairns: we drew a 2 drop on turn 2 its fine
 niccus: hey why is the topiary made of muscle
 SolarBlitz1: Bad news Cam, they had a turn 3 toxic
   LoadingReadyRun:  Helvetica Neue = Font of Progress
 Nukified: maybe a play on 4?
 Genie_M: uhoh
 GhostValv: D:
 Nukified: nevermind
  RayFK: @LoadingReadyRun Boooooo
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 Leonhart321: Shiffler!
hi_im_emily: cam noooo
 wordlessRage: at least cams opponent is on mono greed
 Leonhart321: I mean, shuffler!
Dmc3628: her basilica made of meat
 betazed15: Elesh's Fleshy courtyard
  RayFK: This is Elesh's Vibe Pit.
 Sniknob: Meat trees meat trees meat trees
Seleniumsulfide: Pokeraiser Arena?
  RayFK: Don't quote me on that
  TXC2: we play as Elesh on this map
 LordManiMani: Norn's Antechamber
 Earthenone: the map should be clickable
 Genie_M: ew.
 CururuGuasu: And full of meat trees!
  RayFK: No no no no no no no
 niccus: it's dangerously close to being a sphincter
 NewtyNewts: Just in time.
jacqui_lantern234: PAUL NO
Sleep_Tight: No thats ok 
 seemsdeece: nope
 Leonhart321: Paul, stop
swampfortress: I like the little meat trees
 beowuuf: ooooor
  TXC2: Paul I love you, but please stop talking 
 matthaus_c: @RayFK oh that explains the shape of those trees
 Wolfstrike_NL: Or just biting teethe
Bleeding_Edge: yes
 iris_of_ether: 
 tyrsredritehand: Up the creep factor
Seleniumsulfide: @Wolfstrike_NL Like the back of the Tzimisce clanbook?
 Cunobelenos: !findquote flesh
  LRRbot: Quote #4651: ""Yes, and shrieking." "Yes, and burrowing into your flesh."" —Paul, of Dale's DM improv technique [2018-02-05]
 neebusjeebus: the flesh trees are very upsetting
 TheAwkes: The muscle fiber shrubbery along the edges is a nice touch.
IzlanntheLion: removal
Ukon_Cairns: i dont love the idea of these fleshy topiaries on the side pulsating
Spades_Slicc: Is the arena interact able at all? I haven't found anything
 niccus: now that i think about it i'm impressed by the flesh grass
 TehAmelie: i think the grass is mincemeat
 niccus: do you mow that? trim it down? what on earth do you do with it
IaCthulhuFthagn: It's fiiine, OP just has a full grip of 7-drops.
micalovits: Oh god, flesh trees
 NewtyNewts: Underwater meatweaving.
 tyrsredritehand: They're made of MEAT!
sephsays: I don't think that sentence has ever actually been said
  TXC2: Spades_Slicc  no they've REALLY toned down doing that since the mobile launch
 bwk789: Opponent is on 4c good stuff?
 Radjack: "The shrubberies are made out of Meat" has "They're made of Meat" vibes
 neebusjeebus: this takes the "they're made of meat" sketch to another level
jacqui_lantern234: words can't express my dislike of this arena
3PlayerPolitics: yep @neebusjeebus
micalovits: Eewww
 ThankYouUro: There's not enought teeth on this board
 betazed15: Ohhhh, I don't like that.
 Badchop: "the meat section" is just an unsettling phrase
 NewtyNewts: Sorry, it gets cold?
 iris_of_ether: Cam oh no
TalpTheScot: it shrinks
 seemsdeece: ugh foggy meat
 beowuuf: cameron is asking the questions...
  RayFK: THESE QUESTIONS ARE BEST LEFT UNASKED
Dmc3628: grab the meat polish from the other board
 niccus: it has to be some transparent flesh, right? maybe eye-lens-flesh or corneal juice
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 CommiePuddin: hi
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 tyrsredritehand: Cam, asking the important questions.
WowoT: cameron asking the real questions
 Leonhart321: No, the table is covered with the thing fingernails are made of. Gives it a varnish
 bytecaster: That's why mites can't block, they are preoccupied with fly duties.
  TXC2: 
 neebusjeebus: *talking to a shrub* gregory is that you!?
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 randomblathering: 29 months and Fam Jam!  What a great day!
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 NewtyNewts: Kaya's 7
 Earthenone: we need one more white for kaya
 RocknGrohlNerd: @NewtyNewts and also WW
 TehAmelie: hmm is the arena just part of Elesh Norn's body?
 NewtyNewts: Neck-raw-squit-oh
 TheAwkes: Neck Ross Quitto
 niccus: so how does flesh grass work
nichol_bogus: How about Titanic Growth?
Dmc3628: ameile that'd put new meaning to skin in the game
goombalax: its like hair
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 LunchB0x_13: It’s fambly jambly time
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 nalha: Kaya is rough at 7 mana in this format
 NewtyNewts: Fleshy hair...
 tyrsredritehand: The Elish Norn badonka tabletop?
 TehAmelie: oh no, i just noticed the lower corners have teeth
 HIYgamer: I really want someone to come up with a Despacito parody for Necrosquito's nickname
GreatGodOm: @TheAwkes Not to be confused with Bob Ross Quitto
 neebusjeebus: meat and porcelain. we eat!
 geail: flesh grass is just like skin tags, but muscle instead of skin
 geail: Hair is skin
 asthanius: In the same way we view stone and metal as building materials, so too does Phyrexia view flesh.
  TXC2: hair requires flesh
swampfortress: Do you think the meat plants are wet and squishy or like dry jerky?
YeetTheRich_: why would you make me think about hair grass
Solamith: 2 pws 
 geail: squishy, with a slight pulsation
 neebusjeebus: oh, why does kaito sound like that
  TXC2: what is grass if not the hair of the world?
 MurphEP: Extremely stable
 niccus: phyrexian merkin
 asthanius: And one is about to turn into something that can't block
 MurphEP: 
GreatGodOm: Op is playing atraxa.
 HIYgamer: OP definitely pulled Atraxa
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 Pywodwagon: they could have hit crawling chorus and killed you
 TehAmelie: may they even have. . .12x removal?
  TXC2: Atraxa has been in HBrawl one day and I already want her banned 
Ukon_Cairns: i guess opp went 4 color to play literal all the removal
JaymicUnyielding: Slobaaaaaaaad < 3
nichol_bogus: Stabilize? Cameron's Table Lies
 NewtyNewts: Oily machines
micalovits: Seems dece
 beowuuf: those were...words...
Dmc3628: amy wants her hel queued alongside the Ruskovich
 NewtyNewts: Her deck box is overflowing
  TXC2: a smart monster
 nalha: 
Laserbeaks_Fury: Slippery When Red
 neebusjeebus: greasy boros sounds like a russian mobster
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micalovits: #Not dead!
  TXC2: Greasy Boros is the Turkish wrestling of decks
Solamith: oof
  TXC2: ooh Kathleen's game is loud
 Earthenone: how are things in turnerville?
 Davlenagain: any achievements this time or just games won?
 bwk789: Thanks bob
 neebusjeebus: kathleen's playing against greta thunberg
 Davlenagain: i thought james was still on vacation
  TXC2: Davlenagain  just game wins
micalovits: Archfiend is gross
 catchyuniquename: wish I could watch this whole thing but I gotta teach high school English instead. boo.
 catchyuniquename: I'll catch up later though.
 Leonhart321: Yo, double proliferate with Archfiend? Nice
  TXC2: so long catchyuniquename  stay safe
IzlanntheLion: removal.deck
 lackingsanity: how many proliferate cards?
 Mr_Bitterness: Tekuthal, who just floats and mocks people
 neebusjeebus: how much proliferate do you have?
MorganteMaggiore: fun fact, people will be underplaying blue black because Limited Resources said it's the worst combination of colours, so james probably had the pod all to himself
 bwk789: Edict is nice
 Stormgod519: havent been here in a bit. howdy hey yall
micalovits: And sheoldreds edict is pretty decent in limited
  TXC2: the problem I have with blue getting proliferate is they don't have much TO proliferate 
Spades_Slicc: Should I be running 3 whisper of the dross in a WB toxic deck?
 lamina5432: Vraskas fall is good creature removal it just will almost never hit a planeswalker
kokotiu:  good morning ! lrr crew
  TXC2: hello Stormgod519  and kokotiu  welcome
micalovits: Black seems fine, blue seems a little slow
suvghxjb: Commune is underrated
goombalax: probably the best ever edict
 NewtyNewts: It's a conspiracy! LR only said that so they could have UB for themselves!!! /s
 neebusjeebus: its one of the best edicts ever printed\
Dmc3628: gets rid of that dang Marit lage
 geail: I feel like I draft a lot of black/blue in all formats. It always seems to be open
smertmonkey: i had a pretty decent black blue deck in my sealed prerelease
 Stormgod519:  can in confirm that if a creature is given toxic by another effect, does that stack with other instances of toxic already on that creature?
 bwk789: Hits merit lage
 NewtyNewts: @Stormgod519 It does
 northos: yes, toxic stacks
  TXC2: Stormgod519  sure does
 Stormgod519: aight, thanks chat
 Stormgod519: i didnt remember the answer from the ppr
 Stormgod519: Sam Cameron
3PlayerPolitics: aw Cam
 Stormgod519: same
 bwk789: Judge video is up from ppr too
 Davlenagain: you and me both cam
SaggyJello89: tims D:
  TXC2: if you get less then 5 hours of sleep in a night you should get a refund
 NewtyNewts: You got some plays
micalovits: Seems fine
 Stormgod519: @TXC2 right?!?
micalovits: Knowing James we will draw 4 islands
 NewtyNewts: Bolt the birt
MorganteMaggiore: i don't recall, which was that one set when LR spoken so well of an archetype that people forced it every pod?
 MolaMolaphant: what are bats if not furry birds
 HIYgamer: Everyone know that birds are the ones with 3 human heads
  RayFK: Knowing James we'll draw 4 swamps
sephsays: Usually horrific, Kathleen.
 Stormgod519: *chanting* James is Cursed
Ukon_Cairns: it has 2 fewer faces than a bird
Dmc3628: you start with flesh
 tehfewl: Fleshless is a great and horrible adjective
TalpTheScot: and get peeling
 Earthenone: just add an acid
 NewtyNewts: A very sharp knife
Bleeding_Edge: @Earthenone might go too deep
micalovits: Better than doing nothing right?
suvghxjb: Aura!!!!
 neebusjeebus: add a oil reduction
hi_im_emily: i think you just get rid of TEETH
micalovits: Rude opponent!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: he's just a little guy! come on!
ralphthellama: celery to round out the mirepoix
 Greyah: He's so slow. And so bad. Wait no.
 AugmentingPath: What do you mean normal man?
 NewtyNewts: Because they fear what they cannot see
Solamith: time to oil up
  TXC2: just a regular man
 Stormgod519: the creatures here are really upsetting to look at
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MorganteMaggiore: opponent maybe felt bad for slobad
MorganteMaggiore: he's just a poor boy from a poor family
kokotiu: wow it's side by side drafts
 tehfewl: @Stormgod519 thats why removal is soo good in this format
 Stormgod519: lol
 NewtyNewts: @kokotiu Kathleen and Cam are playing sealed
 bwk789: 5poison? Ouch
  TXC2: oh Opp's deck is ALWAYS better then your deck
 beowuuf: it's like rock paper scissors except sometimes you encounter a sledgehammer with a chainsaw attached to it
 niccus: imagine the landscape deeper into winter, when the flesh canopies have been shed and the skeletons of bone trees litter the view
 Stormgod519: Just watched the Big Mid Quiz, and man, that is unfortunate that Serge said "Princess DIana" into Ben's mic
Solamith: I see a lot of misclicks with the edict
micalovits: RIP
 Stormgod519: Oh Wow
 neebusjeebus: oof
 MurphEP: 
goombalax: its dat boy
 AugmentingPath: unwelcome raider
kokotiu: oh wow
 Stormgod519:   
 bwk789: @stormgod519 James dean bit was great
 Genie_M: chomp.
  TXC2: oh yeah that, that's bullshit
 tehfewl: big yike
 AugmentingPath: Try to get them DQ'd from arena for sneaking in cards
 Genie_M: it's a possibility in draft/sealed
 Stormgod519: @bwk789 I know. That killed me and Im younger than all of them lol. I felt the same as beej lol
Solamith: all the praetors are here
 geail: I've been got by praetors more than once
 laundreydhull: they're not
Dmc3628: yeah you can open the other praetors
  TXC2: and replace a rare slot in the pack
Dmc3628: Vorin has but the other 4 are with us in Standard
 Earthenone: 2/3 my losses in this format were to preators
MorganteMaggiore: they are not in standard as far as i know
 bytecaster: Vorinclex should have, Kaldheim is out right?
 laundreydhull: theys still have OG printing
ralphthellama: you can open them, but they aren't Standard legal
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 laundreydhull: @ralphthellama false; only Vorinclex is non-standard
micalovits: Uhhh, ambush cat!
 Genie_M: it's toxicity
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  TXC2: why not indeed Paul
MorganteMaggiore: strange oil, it's probably nothing
hi_im_emily: @genie_m of our city
 niccus: i think it's carryover from the poisonous legendary from Kaldheim?
 AugmentingPath: I think all of them but Vorinclex are standard legal, but not because they're in ONE
 Earthenone: !point
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Solamith: ding
 NewtyNewts: Ding!
 Stormgod519: ayyyyyyyy
Ukon_Cairns: there is 1 other card on arena that does poison that isnt phyrexian affiliated so i guess thats why they could just use the Phi
micalovits: Ding!
  TXC2: ONE victory
MorganteMaggiore: ONE point
 Stormgod519: oof james
jacqui_lantern234: yay winning!!!
 beowuuf: 
 cisco236: Are you winning son ?
Solamith: 
Dmc3628: thought it was an actual exarch
 RockPusher:   
 AugmentingPath: Did you know that Incognito Mode doesn't protect your search history from Chrome Prowlers?  That's why I use this draft's, sponor
 AugmentingPath: *sponsor
hi_im_emily: the card was worse for being better
xarin_takeda: Are you sinning son?
 LurkerSpine: is fleshless gladiator only as a sorcery or something?
hi_im_emily: corrupted
 northos: @LurkerSpine requires Corrupted and enters tapped
 Diabore: wait, hol up, was that white dominus?
 cisco236: this format is all aggro ? ... always has been
  TXC2: white/red equipment KICKED me hard today, that deck goes off
Solamith: thats a bit sus
 RockPusher: 
 HIYgamer: Whoops
micalovits: Arena conceding for you
MorganteMaggiore: judge! my opponents has the deck i wanted
 ThankYouUro: That's our James!
Dmc3628: corrupted so hard arena 404'd
 laundreydhull: rrrrrrr-IP!
  TXC2: don't worry James, that happens EVERY SINGLE TIME I play Arena 
 laundreydhull: yes but it used to be worse
Dmc3628: opp sure is BP
MorganteMaggiore: surprise unhealty bagle, my favourite
 Earthenone: !findquote bagel
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 laundreydhull: how silly
Solamith: cheesy pretzel bagel with berry cream cheese
  TXC2: bagel is one of those words that shops will abuse alot
 AugmentingPath: Cameron's board is now the nation with the highest incarceration rate in the world
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 laundreydhull: @augmentingpath you mean half? exactly that?
 AugmentingPath: @laundreydhull Thrummingbird also in jial
 AugmentingPath: *jail
 accountmadeforants: Ready the airhorns
  TXC2: Mercurial
Solamith: those capris
 Earthenone: no wonder that drink was called capri sun!
Dmc3628: randomized hell raising
 MurphEP: Caprese hellraiser
 NewtyNewts: Caprisun Helladelish
 TheDigitalDeer: That's gonna go on your next performance review
 TheDigitalDeer: "Inconsistent hellraising"
vickysaurus_mystax: Highly Scheduled Hellraiser
 AugmentingPath: Stolid Hellraiser, a W/R card
MorganteMaggiore: capricious is also the name of a very good pizza, not really relevant but still fun
 TehAmelie: i'm picturing the cenobites from Hellraiser wiffling and waffling about torturing people
 Ard_Rhys: eccentric hellraiser
jacqui_lantern234: @newtynewts that one got me
Solamith: 2Unct2Us
 niccus: i think even the cenobites dont really feel it by friday
goombalax: Precocious Hellraiser
 jackulhaups: 2 Unctus 4 Yunctus
SnowBuddy18: 2 Fast 2 Unctus
 NewtyNewts: @jacqui_lantern234 You're welcome
 HIYgamer: Skrelv is such a dumb card
 TehAmelie: we have such sights to show you, on monday maybe
Solamith: evil 
  TXC2: 2 unctus, 2 bilious
 Leonhart321: Can't corrupt a spirit though
 couchboyj: she can poof and not get oiled
  RayFK: Paul missing my carefully crafted tweets of Kaya also being very good at slaying tangible thigns
EvilBadman: She's immune
 Mr_Horrible: TXC2 "Nothing's more important than family [menacing]"
 neebusjeebus: i think she's good because she's intangible, meaning she doesnt risk getting compleated
Ukon_Cairns: being intangible herself is helpful to not being made a phyrexian tho
 Jondare: She's the only one other than Jace who knows how to activate the Sylex.
 LordManiMani: unctus amongtus
vickysaurus_mystax: Junctus that Unctus
 shendaras: I think phyrexian ghosts would be quite scary, honestly.
 Jondare: And going immaterial is a good way of not getting oiled
 neebusjeebus: uncle unctus
 Mr_Horrible: get Krunctus
Ugh_Sunlight: Izzet a winning deck tho?
Solamith: izzet safe
 beowuuf: @Mr_Horrible It's him saying 'I'm in your face' from the first film, but "I'm in your family' instead
 Mr_Horrible: 
 geail: I'm a big fan of ichorplate golem
 AugmentingPath: It's like a returning mechanic from original mirrodin, but not quite.  Aintwine
 NewtyNewts: That family got jamily'd
  TXC2: ye old Owen Free
 Diabore: when the tools suck...
Solamith: 
 NewtyNewts: Everyone's on Kaito today
 TehAmelie: i blame my brain and my body
Dmc3628: Cam did it
 Lobo_Apache: blue/black is... Dimir right?
 baskwalla: This Kaito meta
  TXC2: clap clap clap
 kumatsu: Steve Argyle randomly doing a token is kinda ????
Ukon_Cairns: 
 baskwalla: @Lobo_Apache Yup
 Diabore: @Lobo_Apache correct
 Earthenone: so far the best strat seems to be open a planeswalker
 Ard_Rhys: Turns out Kaya is not remotely fair
Solamith: walkers wins
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: My Friend Kaito Who's So Fun To Be With
 Mr_Horrible: the eternal struggle between the factions of Sealed Phyrexia and Draft Phyrexia
IzlanntheLion: how to win: removal
 neebusjeebus: its funny to me that for the most part, the rare walkers are better than the mythic ones
 Mr_Bitterness: And then he threw a compleated Tibalt off the bridge
 bytecaster: 10 / 10 Tyvars would recommend punching Tibalt in the face
Ukon_Cairns: 3 mana, green, shirtless. Tyvar is new Oko
  TXC2: "I here to punch faces and untap lanowar elves"
 kumatsu: Tyvar is one of the favorite characters of the author of the ONE story
 Verrain2: Tyvar tried writing poetry but went back to punching
ArtemisHuntress: I am extremely uncomfortable with this play field
 AugmentingPath: rad dude, rude tude
 neebusjeebus: Tyvar is a twunk
ArtemisHuntress: Tyvar such a himbo
 dankmemeter: Raphael?
rachowastaken: vraan my beloved
IzlanntheLion: he killed the bad devil
 satyropodobny: I wonder if Tyvar bakes spinach puffs
 Mangledpixel: boop
Solamith: the mirror
 neebusjeebus: ironic that jace is now a puppet in the lore
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: ))<>((
  TXC2: hello Mangledpixel  welcome
 Mangledpixel: how Fams the Jam?
 beowuuf: 
 AugmentingPath: Vraan back and forth forever (only once this turn)
 Mazrae: hello all, how is the Fam Jamming going
 TehAmelie: have you seen the discourse of the latest fashion term "twink death", aka "aging"
 NewtyNewts: Watch out, he's Vraanping
 Nukified: the new mite is a pretty cute pet
Dmc3628: or Vrane Thane
Ukon_Cairns: the Vraam jam
  TXC2: Mangledpixel  lot of Kaito, few wins so far
 Ard_Rhys: reminds me of meathook massacre mirrirs
3PlayerPolitics: omg true! @neebusjeebus
fuzzychub: Executioner? I barely know her!
Solamith: yes
 shurtal: Vraan Than the ....tik tok man?
 Verrain2: I have two Phryexian pets I find too disturbing to use.
SnowBuddy18: come on and Vraan, and welcome to the Than
 Mangledpixel: TXC2 lot of Kaito for us or our opponents?
  TXC2: Mangledpixel  both
 Verrain2: Birb!
ArtemisHuntress: Does this stream have an Untapped option? I'm not seeing it but I might be missing it
 Mazrae: just cam and Kathleen for this portion of the jam?
 Mangledpixel: TXC2 fun!
 geail: being old
noSmokeFire: karate chops too powerful
 RockPusher: Cameron's battle with the table continues
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: time comes for us all...
 1fairy2boots: Oh no, the table is after Cam again.
  TXC2: Mazrae  James is araound
 satyropodobny: Some of you mite die, but it's the sacrifice I'm willing to make
 Earthenone: james is getting food for the family
  TXC2: the table has a taste for human blood!
 NewtyNewts: Should've hit with the mite as well?
 RockPusher: I hope the Cameron vs Table-san manga arc gets an anime adaption 
Solamith: mite b dead
 Earthenone: !findquote lan
  LRRbot: Quote #8: "Once, at a LAN party, I sat down on my own nutsack so hard that I almost blacked out." —Cameron [2015-01-16]
 Manae: I wish these tables would stop walking around menacingly
 TrickJarrett: Hello FamJammers!
Solamith: speak of the devil and he shall appear 
  TXC2: Hello TrickJarrett  welcome
ArtemisHuntress: nooo. Betrayed
  TXC2: man that is a Quality quote
 satyropodobny: Can't stay mad at Tyvar though
 bytecaster: @Solamith I though Tyvar was all about punching devils?
 Mazrae: what's the current count of time cam has hit something on that table
 RockPusher: Cameron is, as always, very expressive. Table's acting is sadly, a bit wooden. 
Solamith: he stared into the abyss too long
rachowastaken: timmy time
 RockPusher: Mmmm, hash brown
 RockPusher: salty, oily, crispy potat
 geail: just rip a Kaya, that easy
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 LadyLockwood92: Howdy folks.
xaldinofwind: high
Spades_Slicc: OP dying to their own Skrelv hive to
 TehAmelie: hi Lockwood
Solamith: or the oilfiend
 Ard_Rhys: I have killed more than one opponent in this format with their own arena
  TXC2: hello LadyLockwood92   and xaldinofwind  welcome
ghyllnox: We're doing the old "the rules are made up and the points don't matter" yeah? Or are we doing a competition?
 beowuuf: all will be one, but some ones will be more one than others
 1fairy2boots: One one, one one one one. One one. One one one one!
 Robot_Bones: All shall be FAM!
   LoadingReadyRun: @ghyllnox the first one
  TXC2: ghyllnox  indeed the points don't matter
 Dromos_GHG: The atlas art looks like the Hall of Justice from Superfriends
ghyllnox: Oh good, ty 
3PlayerPolitics: F
 Cunobelenos: Oops. All Lands.
 baskwalla: Which Witch?
 LadyLockwood92: Yeah, James is constantly pissing off witches. Just tripping over them at this point.
ghyllnox: A witch with a specific interest in you being flooded in mtg
  TXC2: James refused to carry an old woman and her pig up a hill and now he's cursed
 Mazrae: which witch wich
 LordZarano: !findquote witch
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 TehAmelie: by the way is there any longer intermission planned? maybe i can time going to buy snacks. . .
Ukon_Cairns: that was a friend that didnt complete Luka
 RockPusher:   
 geail: 
Ukon_Cairns: sorry, compleat*
 NewtyNewts: Sounds about right
 Robot_Bones: only everytime
  RayFK: Literally every time?
MorganteMaggiore: yeah, every draft i've ever done
 matthaus_c: that's what drafting your first Blue card feels like in this format
  TXC2: yes I call that pack 1 pick 2 Kathleen 
 Mangledpixel: that's how drafts go, right?
Invitare: oh I make sure my windows are closed when I feel a draught going off the rails
 LadyLockwood92: The wheels fall off, suddenly you're in the middle of a MagicFest with no pants on.
nymistrya: Kathleen that is very much a universal experience. I feel it by pack 1 pick 3
micalovits: Just vat it back later!
 geail: 
  TXC2: Drafts have rails? 
 Earthenone: my drafts are never OSHA compliant
 AugmentingPath: @Earthenone Lot of Tragic Slips, then?
  TXC2: Opp not having answers would be an incredible change of pace for me 
 neebusjeebus: i just realized ive stocked up over 100k DolLRRs, that seems like an achievement
hexagonalguinea: !famjam
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 beowuuf: the secret is to draft all removal. your win condition is your opponent rage quitting.
Artificer_Evan: @LRRbot this seems to be out of date
  TXC2: "no blue, no elves, no burn"
 Earthenone: i love those tags, they get so bloated in yugioh
Solamith: let me win deck 
 geail: Gruul v gruul is the only acceptable format
 NewtyNewts: No achieves this time
 Robot_Bones: mono red only final destination
 baskwalla: No lands
 NewtyNewts: No lands only moxen
Artificer_Evan: @NewtyNewts Ah
MorganteMaggiore: no blue no planeswalkers, fox only final destination
 neebusjeebus: @beowuuf unironically a bunch of removal also gives poison or proliferates, so you aren't 100% wrong
Alex_Frostfire: Ah yes I do like board stalls.
 AugmentingPath: @Robot_Bones Ah, the Standard Play queue right before a new set comes out
squ3e: @beowuuf You should definitely check out Day9s two creature draft
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 AugmentingPath: Tekuthal, Tekuthal, the girl that's hard to get
hd_dabnado: Cthulu
 Akaiatana: Ticklethal! So many tentacles
  TXC2: AugmentingPath  
 AugmentingPath: Tekuthal, Tekuthal, but you can win her yet.  She's your Tekuthal
 beowuuf: lol, thanks chat  I should have realised no joke is far from the truth! 
 neebusjeebus: i like the names on the domini, they are very evocative of their respective phyrexian sect
micalovits: Oh
 LadyLockwood92: Neat~!
micalovits: AND lukka
MorganteMaggiore: and lukka, so gruul
Dmc3628: Mandrak
 offbeatwitch: some good pulls
 niccus: soup!
ipoddodd: Drivnod
forshamesir: time for gruul bigrange
 A_Dub888: Zop drop and drel
MorganteMaggiore: zopranderl sound like the name of a wine
noSmokeFire: "What does Lukka do?" his worst
 LadyLockwood92: He has a tube in his brain, probably not.
 Earthenone: the compleated ones are mythics
hd_dabnado: good ol Lucca Airport
 Mr_Bitterness: Lukka: Compleated himself
 baskwalla: Did James win that one?
 beowuuf: some pharma company is on the phone to their lawyers right now 
 bytecaster: He needs to know!
Solamith: 5 color pile
 AugmentingPath: Lukka, Phyrekt
 Mr_Horrible: "Ask your praetor if Zopandrel is right for you"
 uchihab7: But lukka is finally hot now
 A_Dub888: Lukka: who did this to himself
 Akaiatana: Lukka got compleated by being stupid in the story
noSmokeFire: Lukka, Certified Fuck Up
 shurtal: looks like junds back on the menu
rachowastaken: lukka is very happy as a phyrexian and i do hate anything that makes lukka happy
EvilBadman: Lukka is mythic because his monumental cock up
 Earthenone: !chair
 neebusjeebus: rotpriest got me 3 wins at prerelease
 baskwalla: woo
MorganteMaggiore: rotpriest, also known as the 10 dollar uncommon
Ukon_Cairns: i do love how they made a sleeve and avatar for all 4 compleated walkers we care about this set
 LadyLockwood92: This cringe beast and it's fail bonder.
Artificer_Evan: !yay
  LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
 Akaiatana: Colossal Bed-maw
 LadyLockwood92: Build your own Maw.
josh___something: Colossal Chairmaw
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 AugmentingPath: @MorganteMaggiore I'm seeing it for like 20 cents.  Are you thinking of Venerated Rotpriest, the rare?
nymistrya: I love how the did the flashback on Viral Spawning, I want to see mode flashback designs like that.
ralphthellama: @morgantemaggiore where? CK has it for $0.25
MorganteMaggiore: @MorganteMaggiore ... maybe? i could be mistaken
MorganteMaggiore: oh yeah yeah, wrong priest
 GredGredmansson: what manner of Jams have I missed for this Fam
 bytecaster: @nymistrya Seems likely now that the mechanic is deciduous.
 neebusjeebus: are we junding?
Solamith:  jund em out
 Earthenone: that red combat trick looked quite good
ralphthellama: @morgantemaggiore yeah, Venerated Rotpriest is wild
 AugmentingPath: No worries, probably wasn't any need to bug you about it anyway MorganteMaggiore 
Spades_Slicc: People are either not picking the toxic basilisk as highly as they should or I'm the only one in green
 Akaiatana: Kathleen, we all believe in your esper opinion
 bytecaster: Nobody'd expect the Ninja in the Orzhov deck!
Spades_Slicc: I GOT PASSED ON OBLITERATOR?
 GredGredmansson: good ol ajani
benjamin_wheeler: Quick, someone help me whats good in this set
 GredGredmansson: eggs
Solamith: atraxa
 Earthenone: planeswalkers
Artificer_Evan: !advice
yatagarasu1177: ajani
ralphthellama: rats
smoke_knight: spells
 Leonhart321: Slobad big good
 TehAmelie: all cats big and small
MorganteMaggiore: @AugmentingPath no it was fine, better to know if i was wrong
 Wolfstrike_NL: Cards
 GredGredmansson: also Not Blue
 geail: removal
anarchy_aniki: lamds and spells
  TXC2: !advice
  LRRbot: Try standing closer to the sky.
Solamith: the praetors
 neebusjeebus: oil?
 bytecaster: @benjamin_wheeler I hear the 23 spells 17 lands deck is meta.
 geail: opponent removal specifically
MorganteMaggiore: is dabrotha a pun on brother bruta from discworld?
  TXC2: lrrbot says flyers are good
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micalovits: Smooth Paul
 bytecaster: Text? On my cards? Unthinkable
noSmokeFire: playing lands AND spells? no thanks, too rich for my blood
 A_Dub888: in this economy?
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Solamith: da brotha
  TXC2: lands AND spells? what's it's like to have everything?
Drewski346: @benjamin_wheeler Idk about good, but there might be an explorer eggs deck, using Transplant Theorist and Jhoira
Solamith: 
 A_Dub888: 
 ReachW: Wow, Bronze 3? What a gamer.
  TXC2: fun story: I ALWAYS say no to that question 
 GredGredmansson: is Cam going Temur Oil
 neebusjeebus: theres always mill
Spades_Slicc: I haven't seen a mill deck yet
 lamina5432: There is jace
 GredGredmansson: there's Jace yeah
EvilBadman: Jace seems to be a good way ticket to mill in Limited
 NewtyNewts: It sure seems like something that could happen...
3PlayerPolitics: Single card mill deck, Jace. milled 1 perso  out at prerelease
forshamesir: the gruul oil deck is easily my favorite deck right now, proliferate midrange is so much fun
 CanPlayGames: 
Spades_Slicc: Furnace mite
 ReachW: I mean, I haven't seen it because everyone's too busy hitting eachother with like, 3 mana 4/4s or killing other 3-mana 4/4s
tergonis: there's Jace and that artifact
 GhostValv: 
SnowBuddy18: Phyrexian bee?
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micalovits: Twerk Mite!
 NewtyNewts: It's a mating dance!
 uchihab7: Thats the red mite
 GhostValv: 
 Akaiatana: I could see situations where a person runs out of card in their deck, but not as an active plan
  TXC2: 6 legs, not a spider
 LordManiMani: the dance of its people!
 CommiePuddin: Call me big daddy when you back that Mite up
 asthanius: All my creatures, gone!
 LadyLockwood92: Hacked...all my apes. Gone.
 Diabore: one mite say this is bad
micalovits: That card is messed up in limited
Solamith: KEKW
 JKBalch: I just came in, this is a new lineup. Also, mighty mites go!
 neebusjeebus: that "mite" be a problem
 Arikell: peacock spider
 offbeatwitch: okay
 A_Dub888: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! A rat has dug its teeth into your head.
 Wolfstrike_NL: Yo can we get back to the real content?! Bring back the twerking mite 
micalovits: Both of those cards are messed up in limited
 offbeatwitch: that's a bit much
 NewtyNewts: Double sun-bows all the way across the sky
 Earthenone: never mess with them or their two suns ever again
  TXC2: maybe play with your own cards!
EvilBadman: @Earthenone Amazing
 ContingentCat: Congradulations
 NewtyNewts: Oily fruit bowl. Better hope that's wax fruit
 LadyLockwood92: Just remembering G in the early access event for BRO and his six suns.
 MurphEP: 
 JKBalch: Oh wait the untargetable Green turtle is coming up
 Trahas: yeah
 Trahas: put them to 9
 neebusjeebus: no 9
 GredGredmansson: it'll be 9
 NewtyNewts: +2, so 9
  TXC2: toxic stacks
mick_myage: @chat unrelated to anything happening: do multiple instances of Toxic 1 stack?
  TXC2: mick_myage  yeap
 bytecaster: @mick_myage They do
 LadyLockwood92: @mick_myage Yeah, they would.
mick_myage: thanks
 ReachW: opponent not proliferating their own poison, rude.
 Trahas: @mick_myage yes
 GredGredmansson: @mick_myage that's what we are discussing right now
 DeM0nFiRe: I kind of wish they had implementd it as like "toxic counters" or something because it would make it more intuitive that it stacks
 LadyLockwood92: Put him out of his misery and what have you.
 LordManiMani: mercy kill
 Akaiatana: Venser: Corpse pop it
Spades_Slicc: @Akaiatana Venser: Corpse Twist It
 LordManiMani: @dem0nfire but Proliferate is also in the set
 GredGredmansson: cam junding it out I see
 TXC2: Venser: corpse EAT IT
 LadyLockwood92: Isn't he Gruul?
 GredGredmansson: what's the swamp for then
 bytecaster: Rude!
 LadyLockwood92: Dude.
 LadyLockwood92: I stand corrected.
 LadyLockwood92: I didn't see the first swamp
Solamith: gg
 GredGredmansson: its all good
 GredGredmansson: sorry if i sounded harsh
  TXC2: beep beep
 bytecaster: Opponent saw the line
 northos: wait, EACH combat?!
 LadyLockwood92: @GredGredmansson Nah, you're good. The 'Dude' was in response to the counterspell
  TXC2: EACH combat
 northos: I definitely thought it was only your turn
 NewtyNewts: Guess he used that counterspell too early
 Akaiatana: They got hit with the Zop Strops
 JKBalch: Is that a a phryexian dino?
 LadyLockwood92: @JKBalch There *is* a Compleat Dino, yes
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: as is tradition
 JKBalch: @TXC2 "It says EACH!"
forshamesir: green in this format is indeed good
 LadyLockwood92: !findquote each
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 Earthenone: 6 points, 2 crashes
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Blue Ring Crashtapus
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  TXC2: I find if Arena crashes, it's quicker to kill the process with task manager, then restart
 Riiiiiiis: Uhh a Familius Jammius
 LordZarano: Beachball is Mac, Windows was hourglass
 GredGredmansson: 
Cainnech91: Clap
craftyskwrl: GG
 LadyLockwood92: Congrats, Kathleen~!
  TXC2: but that means you have to restart again after the game
 Cunobelenos: 
  TXC2:   
 NewtyNewts: Force?
 LadyLockwood92:   
 neebusjeebus: kathleen you're falling to elesh norn!
 1fairy2boots: Kathleen taking over BAD mom's army?
Solamith: thats a nasty set of abilities
 NewtyNewts: 5 toxic in the air please
 neebusjeebus: james on mono flyers
 Badchop: Victory!
  TXC2: trample, deathtouch, first strike is a heck of a combo
Solamith: rank up 
 GredGredmansson: do we have a list of challenges again for the jambly
 NewtyNewts: Ajony!
  TXC2: oh it ALWAYS does that Cameron
 GredGredmansson: that's cool
 GredGredmansson: we'll just make them up as we go then
 LadyLockwood92: O Johnny
 NewtyNewts: @LadyLockwood92 Oh johnny planesvalker
Solamith: the real derik 
 LadyLockwood92: @LadyLockwood92 Oh Johnny revenge
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Davlenagain: poison a person to death would eb a good challenge
 Robot_Bones: I'm on it james
 CanPlayGames: I'll take some timbits if youre going
 shurtal: affirmation
  Sarah_Serinde: Seems legit
 lamina5432: I say getting an indestructible counter would be one
 Easilycrazyhat: Hah XD
 GredGredmansson: since Cam has the sylex we can have "ult the sylex" as one too
 ContingentCat: 
 Cunobelenos: 1 timbit each. None for Paul
noSmokeFire: making exactly 103 timbits is a rookie mistake
 LordZarano: Coulda had 1 each
 Mai_Andra: It sounds like you could've had three Tim-bits...
  TXC2: I would have thought Tim's sold the bits in boxes
 NewtyNewts: @GredGredmansson Ult the Sylex, and Alt the Sylex as separate one
  Sarah_Serinde: Someone else can make a Timbit run later
ScrapyardGhostTrain: @LordZarano What about Paul?
 Trahas: The points are like whos line points right, where they don't matter?
ghyllnox: Making exactly 100 timbits is also a mistake
 Lobo_Apache: Like pringles, you can never have just one
 uchihab7: Additional point for opening or drafting a preator not in the actual all will be one set @loadingreadyrun
  Sarah_Serinde: @TXC2 They're displayed/stored loose, you ask for certain flavours and they put them in a box for you
 ContingentCat: @ghyllnox hopefully those were for like 15 people
  TXC2: that's just Magic Kathleen 
  TXC2: Sarah_Serinde  they come in flavours? huh
  Juliamon: Yeah, some people (monsters) don't want chocolate timbits mixed in with their plain ones
 brainbosh: It's 11 pm, do you know where your Kaito is?
  Sarah_Serinde: @TXC2 Just like there are different types of doughnuts, there are different types of Timbits 
 JKBalch: Is anyone else finding this set bomb dependent.
 TehAmelie: i wonder how you'd go about making the fanciest timbits, like you'd buy one piece in a decorative case
 NewtyNewts: @Juliamon Or just have different tastes and like some more than others
nymistrya: someone discarded an Enteral Wanderer in a game yesterday and it both profoundly upset me, and delighted me since that let me win the game
 TehAmelie: one bit i guess
  TXC2: brainbosh  I told you last night no!
 Trahas: @JKBalch actually no, i feel like you can draft very good decks with just common uncommon
ghyllnox: lmao
 Trahas: The removal is very good in the set too
ghyllnox: Yes it is Cam you're right
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Ooooof.
Solamith: 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: that scene is a rough watch
 asthanius: The first time I heard that song was in a movie about...slugs? I think? Living in a sewer
 lirazel64: Cameron's Song of Jeopardy.
 geail: Cameron "Death to Removal" Lauder
Solamith: remove removal
 Cunobelenos: Cam is feeling Toxic from all the removals
ghyllnox: It's like whistling in a horror movie except the horror movie is life
 NewtyNewts: Mono removal deck
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: if it were me, I would simply open better cards.
 TehAmelie: by itself the song is pretty uplifting. . . at least that's my impression
 satyropodobny: @GhostofJeffGoldblum The secret is in letting Alex diddle the pack
 bytecaster: The plays are simply to powerful!
  TXC2: no Arena crashes a lot, has for the last 4 years
 bytecaster: *too
 RockPusher: New sets mean new bugs mean new crashes
 Easilycrazyhat: Been happening to me more frequently lately, too
  TXC2: Arena crashes every time I use it these days
josh___something: james on a hot streak
smoke_knight: Like Go matches, then
 GredGredmansson: In real life, your opponent doesn't vanish forever after the game ends
 tehfewl: woo got the double kill, -3 life and 11 poison counters!
SnowBuddy18: if you're dead and you know it hit concede
  TXC2: I'd argue people don't concede fast enough
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: I get tilted pretty easily on Arena and concede much earlier than I should far too often.
sephsays: I find it rude when people concede when being attacked with lethal. Like, at least let it go through.
 LordManiMani: one of the interesting parts of Marvel Snap
 TehAmelie: it's like how people take mulligans way more when you don't have to shuffle the cards by hand
 Mordin_Solus_Sings: Sometimes I'll stick around in a doomed game so my opponent gets to do their cool thing.
 Robot_Bones: unfortunately
  Feriority: They can if you send them to the shadow realm
 Earthenone: if you are playing a shadow game they do
 Harvest25: All the shuffling... I just keep playing
 NewtyNewts: Is there any enchantment removal this set to get your thing back?
 bytecaster: @Earthenone When are shadow games finally coming to arena?!
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 GredGredmansson: green has its broken wings effects still
 GredGredmansson: cankerbloom probably the best bet
 tehfewl: in paper you get "I could be getting a sandwich right now" equity by conceding a bit early
 Mai_Andra: Because my opponent built this jank-ass blue deck that takes 20 minutes to run through all its triggers, so they're going to sit here and wait for it.
 GredGredmansson: also Kaya
 Easilycrazyhat: in blue black? I can't think of any.
 Earthenone: there mite be paul, there mite be
 GredGredmansson: based on the lore article; I think that's supposed to say "defective" rather than "defector"
ghyllnox: Mite be
 Robot_Bones: Mites of the world Unite!
 TheMerricat: I don't know why I thought Paul said mic as in the mics had all stopped working all the sudden. 
  TXC2: Skrelve is a kill on sight card
 northos: Skrelv can't protect itself FWIW, if you want to kill it later
 NewtyNewts: You don't have the extra black
 Easilycrazyhat: Skrelv is their own faction at this point.
 NewtyNewts: Wait, what did they do?
 GredGredmansson: drew a card
 northos: cycled Compleat Devotion
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: listen, sometimes people are different, and that's okay.
  TXC2: "it's just been revoked!"
 Easilycrazyhat: Maybe just wanted the card?
 betazed15: The green sludgy splat is distressing.
 shurtal: James, needs a land *gets land*  James, doesn't need a land *gets land*
 NewtyNewts: @betazed15 So, working as intended?
  TXC2: that's toxic for you
  TXC2: shurtal  it's James needs land, get wrong land
 betazed15: @betazed15 Can confirm.
 Jobot180: Bravo
 NewtyNewts: Well closed out James
  TXC2: clap clap clap
 Easilycrazyhat:   
 Davlenagain: extra point for that?
IaCthulhuFthagn: @TXC2: "I'll have what they're having"
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  TXC2: lackingsanity  that's...better?
kokotiu: spicy 6 wins
  TXC2: sorry that was for IaCthulhuFthagn
 laundreydhull: so,  runs a sealed
 laundreydhull: what about   ?
 laundreydhull: I mean, draft!
 laundreydhull:  did a draft.
smoke_knight: Chat, can I report ads on Twitch? I got a HP one and I'd like to hex it.
 laundreydhull: HP?
 heartofgoldfish: hatsune piku
ThibbleBird: the long lineage of hatsune
 shurtal: that reminds me, i gotta do my weeklies in 14
 northos: @laundreydhull The British Wizard Franchise Who Shall Not Be Named
 Earthenone: HP? the printers?
smoke_knight: ThibbleBird's got it
 heartofgoldfish: yeah, hatsune piku, she goes to a magic school that's weirdly racist and transphobic
ThibbleBird: 
M0rm0n_Freeman: Is this a break or did I miss the stream
 ContingentCat: @heartofgoldfish 
 northos: @M0rm0n_Freeman break
M0rm0n_Freeman: Aw sick
 Bvorhies: Is there magic tonight
 laundreydhull: @northos @earthenone what's happening!?
 Earthenone: this stream will be on, it might go into tonight for you
 northos: !next
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 TheMerricat: From a quick google it's fairly hard to report an ad but there is a suggestion that you can click the cog and "Report playback issue" which might have an 'ad problem' option. But I would reserve that for the _LAST_ resort_ as it implies that first the report hits the channel itself....
  Juliamon: Bvorhies There is magic right now
ThibbleBird: There is magic all around us
 krfsm: @Bvorhies there's magic everywhere, if you know where to look (and yes, there is magic ongoing)
 Bvorhies: O cool
 Harvest25: @heartofgoldfish wait transphopic? I honestly missed that
  Juliamon: You can always use !schedule to find out when
smoke_knight: @laundreydhull I was asking if you could report ads on Twitch.
 Bvorhies: So no Friday night magic cause doing this
  Juliamon: correct
 Bvorhies: Nice ‘
  Juliamon: it's technically Friday night in many places right now
ThibbleBird: instead of Friday night...it's Friday...er...day
 northos: Fri Day Magic
  TXC2: no FNPF instead 3 times as much FNPH 
 TheMerricat: Rowling is a TERF, she doesn't believe that (and I applogize I think I get the word choice wrong half the time) a transwoman should count as a woman.
  Juliamon: Not "should count." She straight up doesn't believe they ARE.
 TheMerricat: That too.
 Harvest25: @TheMerricat sooo, HP or Rowling?
  TXC2: chat a) lets not talk about Rowling, b) stop using TERF, they're not feminists and they never where
 laundreydhull: I... just want to play the game. I didn't consider a controversy context.
 GredGredmansson: there is only one British Wizard I will consider going forward
 GredGredmansson: and its spelled "Wizzerd"
 TheMerricat: Gandalf is still a cool dude as far as I'm aware.
  Juliamon: I only consider Gandalf myself
  TXC2: I was gonna go with Sir Ian McKellen, but ok
 TheMerricat: Though he lives sort of in a sausage fest of a world.
 Didero: That car really was magic, yeah...
roastbeefsandwitch: "Trans-Exclusionary (Radial Feminists)" do certainly exist, but I believe the original term was (Racial F-ksers)". Either way, not a fun term to be called.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Didero well. sometimes.
  Juliamon: Let's please move on, chat
roastbeefsandwitch: Regardless, Rowling' legacy in HP is great. Play the game if you want.
 GredGredmansson: yes we don't want the streamers to be more disappointed in us
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ArtemisHuntress: bwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ThibbleBird: wait we can win?
 Halinn: Packs of magical cards?!
 asthanius: Y or IE?
  Feriority: I can't believe we're sleeping on Gilbert Norrell, the founder of modern magic in England
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 Jondare: boostie
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 geail: boostie
DadlyPuns: boostie
 Astrovore: boostie
 BrookJustBones: boostie
  TXC2: and as always: Bus Shetland 
 meaninglessMeg: boostie
 Babcom: boostie
maagipoiss: boostie
smoke_knight: They can try anyway
 virgil82: boostie
 tcat13: Boostie
 ghizmou: boostie
TokenMickus: boostie
blasterzero3: boostie
ThibbleBird: woooo
 Rabbt300: boostie
 Ryuzicohn28: boostie
 masterinferno47: boostie
powerflapjack: send it and a full size Juggernaut to Ukraine
 RockPusher: Disrupted mail services notwithstanding
  TXC2 drumroll
 NewtyNewts: Congratulations. You won.
 asthanius: Ayyy!
 SnackPak_:   
clashowenbash8: congrats!
 MurphEP: 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Wamoo! Wamoo! Wamoo!
Bleeding_Edge: Clap
 RockPusher:   
 baskwalla: yay
 ZachtlyAsIntended: 
ThibbleBird: WAMU
  TXC2: WammuWammu  congratulations
3and4fifths: Congrats!
 JKBalch: Nice
 LurkerSpine: Ajani!
 virgil82: Congratulations!
 FenrisSchafer:   
 A_Dub888: Ajony
DrThud666: congrats!
ArtemisHuntress: WAmoo!
 GredGredmansson: @WammuWammu gratz!
 geail: 
 lemmel: congrats!
Kaktus021:  GG
ralphthellama: a winrar is you!
 beowuuf: gratz!
 Abavus: 
   LoadingReadyRun: Winner is WammuWammu
  Feriority: Wammu?  You'll get the boosters by last christmas
 beowuuf: 
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: That's not me! I don't have to figure out how to enable DM's! Yay!
 Earthenone: james just tell us you went back to timmys
 ReachW: conga rats!
 beowuuf: chat conclusively proven to be a jinx
 heartofgoldfish: i went the other way and made a deck that was all uncounterable spells and 1 drops
RainbowPhoenix06: are the Fam compositions different this time? or do we just have a representative from each Fam on camera?
 northos: rough pack for forcing white 
 Earthenone: fam is an amorphos concept
 beowuuf: @RainbowPhoenix06 loosey goosy due to availability
 Earthenone: people will come and go as they please
  Feriority: @RainbowPhoenix06 Phyrexia: Fams will be One
  TXC2: RainbowPhoenix06  a bit of both? Cameron's here for 6 hours, Adam will be here for 4.5 hours Etc
RainbowPhoenix06: got it thanks
 GredGredmansson: i love what green looks like in this set
zhrang911: Rotpriest is actually insane
  TXC2: got 2 of these, did nothing 
 RAZRBCK08: Rotpriest is absurd
 GredGredmansson: there's a trigger on the stack
MaxP0ti0n: this is  a trigger
 Earthenone: to create an annoying trigger
  TXC2: it's a trigger
 ThankYouUro: it uses the stack
 northos: the timing is a little different, but yes it could probably be worded the other way
 ReachW: it's a trigger, that's about it
ArtemisHuntress: it makes a trigger
 ContingentCat: because of the way that it is
 RAZRBCK08: it's just very large and that activated ability is annoying
Spades_Slicc: There are spells that counter triggers
 GredGredmansson: there is a commander card that cares about a card's "toxic value" and rotpriest won't change that
  TXC2: congrats James
 laundreydhull: last boss hype
Alex_Frostfire: Also, "Creatures you control with toxic have toxic 1" is kind of ambiguous, probably.
 northos: they may have wanted to avoid the confusion of "creatures with toxic have toxic 1" - like, a lot of people would probably wonder if that adds or overwrites
 JKBalch: Could you double to extra poison trigger with a duplicate ability/spell?
kilowog42: With Dimir no less, well done.
 laundreydhull: oh, nvm. he won allsreadies
  Feriority: @Alex_Frostfire Plague Nurse is like that though
  TXC2: Alex_Frostfire  they'd say "an additional"
 laundreydhull: there was.... ONE
 accountmadeforants: Nope, it's part of the mail thing now
 midnightcurryjazz: in your mailbox
 tehfewl: no they just sent a mail
 northos: you just get them in the mail I think
 baskwalla: They don't do the code anymore, you get an email message
 ReachW: I'd like to know why it's that way in a set with multiple "gains toxic 1" effects though. seems bizarre
zhrang911: They came in the ingame mail I thought
 RockPusher: They deliver those via the messages now
 midnightcurryjazz: Its not a code
 RAZRBCK08: it's in the mail thing
YeomanAres: no it was mailbox
ArtemisHuntress: something about in your mailbox
 bytecaster: There was a mail
  TXC2: not a code, they set a message to you in the system
 GredGredmansson: @Alex_Frostfire Plague Nurse is a one time effect though, not something ongoing
 EldritchProwler: mail icon
 GredGredmansson: yes
 northos: it's deece
RixtonSnek: yes, very
ralphthellama: yes
 accountmadeforants: Yeah, it's a threat.
 Harvest25: I just cast 1
kilowog42: It's able to turn on Corrupted by itself.
petey_vonwho: I don't even wait to see what rares I got when I open multiple packs. just hit the open all and go back to home
 RockPusher: I do like the message system for bonus codes since it auto-redeems, so you don't miss out if you don't happen to be in the right places to get codes
  TXC2: Hive would still be good at 3 mana IMo
 GredGredmansson: that has EACH
 northos: EACH
Caffine1138: Choo Choo!
 accountmadeforants: It occurs to me there's no Mite tokens that look like the mites they show on all the cards. Weird.
ConjugateVoices: I'm a fan of the read dominus so far
 NewtyNewts: 
 TheThirdTail: 
 lackingsanity: its 7 mana vs 4 or 5 for most of the other ones iirc
 Leonhart321: XD
  Juliamon: 
Ryenji: 
 heartofgoldfish: well? DID YOU
 Easilycrazyhat: every time
hd_dabnado: 
 Leonhart321: Well......did you?
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 JKBalch: Thats a point
 GredGredmansson: it didn't get removed though
  TXC2: "did I win?"
Alex_Frostfire: The games that come up on are always so one-sided.
 Didero: That's just kicking you while you're down
zhrang911: Wanderer doesnt kill a creature
 NewtyNewts: !card eternal wander
  LRRbot: The Eternal Wanderer [4WW] | Legendary Planeswalker [5] | No more than one creature can attack The Eternal Wanderer each combat. / [+1]: Exile up to one target artifact or creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of that player's next end step. / [0]: Create a 2/2 white Samurai creature token with double strike. / [−4]: For each player, choose a creature that player controls. Each player sacrifices all creatures they contro…
 Bugberry: I've had wins that weren't enjoyable
 bo_brinkman: Oh god. Cameron is un-training the AI.
 MurphEP: Estimate bad beats
 asthanius: I kinda think that's when it's supposed to come up. Like, it only comes up if you get blown out
 bo_brinkman: The auto-shuffler is going to optimize for more lands.
 Didero: *punches you in the face* "Havin' fun yet?!"
 Easilycrazyhat: I swear that only pops up if I dumpsterd the opponent or got dumpsterd. Never in between.
 QuixoticZ: I got that  question after my opponent white sun twilighted for 6 and followed up with graz and swinging with 6 5/3 juggernaut mites
 NewtyNewts: Cameron is on the James Experience
  TXC2: I just say no every time
 chronically_poor: I guess you could also just send the prompt to only the winner
 beowuuf: arena opens the dumpster lid: hey there... you ok? you have fun?
 Didero: What's even the point of that question though? What would you even do with the result?
 LadyLockwood92: Back and forth, forever.
 Bugberry: I hope the original Time Spiral terramorphic expanse art comes to arena before it leaves Standard.
 bo_brinkman: I often have fun even when I lose.
 Harvest25: James finding artifact synergy?
 ReachW: nope
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/CredulousFlaccidKuduHeyGuys-nElNiTLCSS7Biptd
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Didero: Best case, ship it back to the development team.
  TXC2: they sure don't
 ElektroTal: it charges their smileometer
Bleeding_Edge: goes into a virtual shredder
 heartofgoldfish: Maybe they don't even collect it, it's just there to tilt you out
ConjugateVoices: How investors spend their money
 Harvest25: Hopefully match-up algorithm
 GredGredmansson: infection for me
Bruceski: Doesn't seem like something for fine control, but maybe identify things to look at.
 chronically_poor: Its probably just a metric they can use to judge the overall success of their service to show shareholders
  TXC2: Arena is notorious for not giving info out
hd_dabnado: god please
DeviantHS: is there a way to see jamess draft?
 laundreydhull: geez, mycosynth gardens does wut!?
pryzum_: headcleaver
Moomin_Latte: keep losing money!
Moomin_Latte: it's fun
RixtonSnek: headcleaver I'd say
 laundreydhull: yea? good; Hasbro, @$$
 NewtyNewts: Shareholders care only for profits
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: i wish more companys would do that
 Easilycrazyhat: Draw for life. what's not to like?
IaCthulhuFthagn: "...so we have now learned that making players have fun loses us money. So let's stop doing that."
oastrtoastr: I hardly know her
 atinyspacemarine: I mean Hasbro did get downgraded in large part due to low poor user reception to MTG and DND changes.
 bytecaster: I like the cleaver
 ZachtlyAsIntended: removal stronk
 Robot_Bones: or maze
IaCthulhuFthagn: Land isn't an option?
 laundreydhull: what convinced Bank Of America to begin calling them out?
 RockPusher: Indeed, fun to see financial publications pointing out that pissing off the customer base, probably not the best move for the stock price there Hasbro 
 ReachW: Combines really well with the deathtouch trick too if we pick that up
 chronically_poor: Kathleen over here playing singleton
EvilBadman: pretty ok deck for two packs, honestly
Moomin_Latte: pack3 nissa onetime
  TXC2: ALL will ONE copy only
 RockPusher: Bog WItch Singleton
 laundreydhull: wimbelton/singleton
 Simonark: Magic 30 really drew outside attention as a fiasco, and then the whole... attempt to burn down the D&D community was the second time in three months Hasbro found a stupid idea so bad noone had even thought about it before, @laundreydhull
 GredGredmansson: someone's hoarding all the packs there
  TXC2: GredGredmansson  there's always at least one
 atinyspacemarine: the financial analysis I've seen has pointed out that this is also a longer trend, not a sudden issue as of FY2023
IaCthulhuFthagn: On the inside or outside, Paul?
 ReachW: "Practicality be damned, I look good" - Sheoldred, probably
Alex_Frostfire: Jin-Gitaxias is buying Kamigawa's blue jeans and listening to their pop music.
 LordManiMani: what like Kias? to soon?
 GredGredmansson: in my NEO prerelease, three people opened Jin-Gitaxias, including me
 LordManiMani: @alex_frostfire lolol
 Leonhart321: Wouldn't that be more apropriate for New Cappena?
 GredGredmansson: We were convinced that only one of them was actually Jin and the other two were just normal Kamigawans
RixtonSnek: Oooh yeah, archfiend is good
 Robot_Bones: its part of being One. you have to be united behind a good look
  TXC2: the Phyrexians got rid of their skin and then got MORE Vain 
 bytecaster: We can sac it to the Centurion 
OmegaPlatinum: Oylex
 Robot_Bones: Like Joining a cult and you all get the same hair cut
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: crispy
 Bugberry: I can't wait for March of the Machine to see how other planes deal with Phyrexia.
RixtonSnek: wrong rat lol
 GredGredmansson: ooh another sac outlet
 LadyLockwood92: "You clearly don't own an airfryer" - Elesh Norn, probably.
  TXC2: I say edict
goombalax: I also really like "Bilious Skulldweller"
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: No such thing as too much removal.
 NewtyNewts: The reddit thread made a fun joke about it as well: Elon, the Bitter Twitterling
  TXC2: !card seedcore
  LRRbot: The Seedcore | Land — Sphere | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast Phyrexian creature spells. / Corrupted — {T}: Target 1/1 creature gets +2/+1 until end of turn. Activate only if an opponent has three or more poison counters.
 Glittert00ts: I love Pestilent Syphoner
 geail: skitterling is rat
 Robot_Bones: Yes the Sigilite
 GredGredmansson: i really like Vat Emergence too
ConjugateVoices: Whats everyones favorite color combination to play in this set?
YawgmothsBargainStore: i love the UB artifact deck so far, also RW equips
  TXC2: Malcador AKA the Emperor's lap dog 
 ReachW: @ConjugateVoices RW quippy is my fave so far.
 geail: @ConjugateVoices RB sac was fun. Went 6/3
 bytecaster: I have liferated many a pro in any combination of blue, black or green
 bytecaster: Ah the classic archetype: Green White Mandibles
 Halinn: You know the rule, the more fun a deck is, the worse it'll perform
 GredGredmansson: both my decks so far were green bigstuff and I loved it
  TXC2: Halinn  Gods ain't that the truth 
IaCthulhuFthagn: Playing bigger creatures tends to rely on OP not playing multiple removal spells every turn forever. Which seems like an ask this stream 
  TXC2: !clips
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 NewtyNewts: OP's got monsters
 Diabore: oh we dead
 BrowneePoints: crap! I missed the famjam!
 Diabore: maybe not dead>
 Diabore: ?
  TXC2: it is in HBrawl yes Paul
 accountmadeforants: Occasionally Arena will glitch into supporting my 21:9 screen and you can actually see the dragon hanging out at the side before it swoops in, it's really funny.
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 Diabore: back to dead
 Robot_Bones: Mom! The Yotian Soldier is styling on me!
 Harvest25: surprise no attack
 Halinn: After Kroog was destroyed while most of its defenders were at his side, Urza vowed that none of his allies would ever need to fear for their own defense again, even while laying siege to a city far from their homes.
 heartofgoldfish: "Urza created them so that he could swing in and not die on the crackback"
 BrowneePoints: So for yall(chat and LRR) which of the remaining sets(March/Aftermath, LotR, Eldraine 2, Ixalan2) are you most excited for?
 NewtyNewts: Good ratto
 ghizmou: that s a w right there
 Robot_Bones: That's a chievo
 Mai_Andra: "Sir, the goombahs are dancing again..."
 LadyLockwood92: @BrowneePoints Eldraine or Ixalan, I was never a big fan of the Phyrexians personally.
 couchboyj: The break dancing was programmed in the same night he slapped his face on Liberator
  TXC2: BrowneePoints  lets say Ixalan for vamps and dinos
 LordManiMani: @browneepoints Capenna 2: Jazz Boogaloo
 GredGredmansson: i just want to see what MoM ends up looking like
Alex_Frostfire: Definitely Eldraine or Ixalan. Give me unexplored places.
 BrowneePoints: @lordmanimani not an option but your input is noted
 bytecaster: And a trigger that never does anything
 baskwalla: Dr. Who decks 
 AugmentingPath: A 3/3 with menace AND a nuisance trigger
IaCthulhuFthagn: Eldraine² for me.
 bytecaster: They didn't want to mess with Oko
 RockPusher: Eldrained the Oil
 geail: !card archfiend of the dross
  LRRbot: Archfiend of the Dross [2BB] | Creature — Phyrexian Demon [6/6] | Flying / Archfiend of the Dross enters the battlefield with four oil counters on it. / At the beginning of your upkeep, remove an oil counter from Archfiend of the Dross. Then if it has no oil counters on it, you lose the game. / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, its controller loses 2 life.
 BrowneePoints: Wilds of Wldraine and Lost Caverns of Ixalan
 bytecaster: All those teeth are now elks
 Simonark: @baskwalla Certainly, I'm hopeful too
 HIYgamer: Phyrexia decided that they had enough of Eldraine last time
ChargeAh: Oko the Oiled
 LadyLockwood92: 'We shouldn't go to Eldraine...there are Questing Beasts there.'
 GredGredmansson: nope
ConjugateVoices: Wait, the announced the next set already?
 the_one_and_only_kim: The Phyrexians got to Eldraine and everything in Eldraine was so OP they just ate the Phyrexians
  Feriority: A set about fae dancing on people's bones sounds great
goombalax: eldraine is too OP for phyrexia
 baskwalla: @Simonark Gavin was the lead so they should be pretty good
  TXC2: ChargeAh  oh no he's even hotter now!
JAGxTERRA: too many sets. Can't keep up
 AugmentingPath: @ConjugateVoices Set names are usually known quite a bit in advance
 bytecaster: It is said Vorinclex is reading Questing beast to this day.
 Halinn: They couldn't get past Oko's abs
 BrowneePoints: the rest of the year is March of the Machine & Aftermath, Lord of the Rings, Wilds of Eldraine and Lost Caverns of Ixalan @conjugatevoices
 Bugberry: QB surprisingly easy to kill
 NewtyNewts: The finest of texts
 Didero: !card questing beast
  LRRbot: Questing Beast [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Beast [4/4] | Vigilance, deathtouch, haste / Questing Beast can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. / Combat damage that would be dealt by creatures you control can't be prevented. / Whenever Questing Beast deals combat damage to an opponent, it deals that much damage to target planeswalker that player controls.
 Harvest25: Nissa, Ascended is a problem
 Simonark: @baskwalla And he did a video of every single fan at WOTC who worked on them taking credit for their work, which isn't a thing they usually do. That was rather nice really.
 BrowneePoints: as far as Priper Sets go
 BrowneePoints: Proper*
IaCthulhuFthagn: A booster box art featuring an oiled up Oko would sell, though.
 AugmentingPath: Elk of Elkdraine
  Feriority: Elkesh Norn
 LadyMCHall: meanwhile on Ixalan: What's a Phyrexian?
 krfsm: "how does that work?" "very well, thank you."
sephsays: Oko the Rewilder
 MolaMolaphant: the turned face is now an elk
 SK__Ren: Eldraine means we get I we get the Gingerbread Woman as a card
 LordManiMani: I mean, Paliano, New Capenna, Mercadia are all high up cities. the oil can't get there and Norn and Jin never look up like gamers
 couchboyj: Oko hates authority, and Elish Norn is 110% authority
 bytecaster: Elkish Norn, Mother of Moose
 SK__Ren: lol thats two halves of a sentence I typed
 Halinn: Vorinclelk
 Simonark: Wilds of Eldraine: Oko's Branching Out Into Wapati.
 baskwalla: How to beat Phyrexia? Summon the most broken Planeswalker of course.
 Halinn: Jin Elktaxias
 BrowneePoints: Question for LRR, you get to first pick one member of the Fellowship and Choose another to get a planeswalker card, who are they?
 Pinwiz11: Elkish Visionary
ArtemisHuntress: @Halinn Sounds like Jin and Taxes
 Halinn: Sheolkdred
 bytecaster: Sheoldred, The Elkpokalypse
 couchboyj: Oko should hate the Phyrexians as much as Kathleen
 AugmentingPath: 
 Easilycrazyhat: rough
 The_Ninjurai: Kenrith, Compleated King
  TXC2: oofa doofa
 Halinn: Urelkbrask
 bytecaster: Imagine Rowan gets compleated but Will doesn't, the drama
 BrowneePoints: Oko would HAAAAAATE Elesh
 ghizmou: you asked for removal?
 Easilycrazyhat: mazes mantle is actually decent. It fixes the problems with both auras and combat tricks simultaneously
 Halinn: There's a reason people rating limited sets go "this is a bad card, I'm going to lose so many games to it"
ArtemisHuntress: Telkuthal, Inquiry Dominus
 BrowneePoints: wow OP can get bent
  TXC2: now that's a Rude GG
   LoadingReadyRun:  someone needs to makes a set of Elk tokens with art based on each of the Praetors getting turned into elks
ArtemisHuntress: Mondrelk, Glory Domius
 Easilycrazyhat: And this is why I mute by default
 BrowneePoints: But Vorincles already has Elk Horns Paul!
 Easilycrazyhat: Exactly!
  TXC2: remember chat: the winner does NOT say GG first
 Halinn: "we have mute by default at home"
 BrowneePoints: err he might have Moose Antlers
 Glittert00ts: Elkesh Norn, Mother of Elks
ArtemisHuntress: Selkphim, Mayhem Dominus
 geail: Shazbot
 Bugberry: I've seen people be much ruder. This game also has many emotes to use.
 bytecaster: If there was just one emote, people would BM in Morse code.
 Riiiiiiis: nah, people can still take it as really unpleasant...
Bleeding_Edge: @Glittert00ts Elk of Elks
 BrowneePoints: I love that Zoprandel is Big Lady
ArtemisHuntress: Zoprandelk, Hunger Dominus
 Bugberry: I don't think there's any positive emote that people don't take as negative.
 MurphEP: That oil counter sound was so wet
 ReachW: I'm convinced that the Venn diagram of people who want full chat in Arena and people who goog game incorrectly is a circle.
 ReachW: good*
 Robot_Bones: oh yeah look at all those 2/6s
 JohnPraw: This is why I only use "Everbody grab a leg!"
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 soramayura: oh Bus I didn't realise fam jam was today!
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 geail: I figured they would have put it on the ogre
3and4fifths: Skrelk, Defector Elk
 Bugberry: "good game" "hello" "nice" all are taken negatively, while Arena provides animated emotes that are actually taunts.
 GredGredmansson: ooooh
 GredGredmansson: we can ult lukka post combat
 samu_btdp1985: cam can double green
 samu_btdp1985: for lukka
goombalax: you had the mana, it just defaulted to double red for some reason
 Harvest25: auto tapper got you
 Harvest25: the button is true
 TehAmelie: that was a fun quiet moment, all players deep in thought
  TXC2: "My name is Lukka, I live on Phyrexia, you probably don't know me"
 Halinn: Pox upon the autotapper? Someone should make a button saying that!
 GredGredmansson: that's what the equipment does yes
goombalax: from the equipment
 bytecaster: Lets hope our archfiend doesn't get hooked on the dose
 virgil82: Rough Cam, that war whip is really good.
ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: the abyss!
 GredGredmansson: i thought we were going to sylex to blow up the warwhip and the atlas
 TehAmelie: maybe i have FF12-brain, but why not have an option to set the priority order of autotapping manually?
 BrowneePoints: oh no Cam that sucks!
 LurkerSpine: 4-5
 Seth_Erickson: 4-5 in bo1
  TXC2: basically a 67% win rate
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: 4 is -100 gems, 5 is +100 gems
 tehfewl: 5
 LurkerSpine: 4 almost makes it, 5 is a little more than even
 GredGredmansson: nah I get it Cam there are some "thinking points" that you aren't always aware of
 Bugberry: @TehAmelie the autotapper shows you what it will tap before it does so.
 bytecaster: @TehAmelie Just set your basic mountain to only tap if opponent is at 80% hp and vuln to fire, makes sense
  TXC2: clap clap clap
 ReachW: Wow, if only oppo had a mesmerising dose for that
  Feriority: @TehAmelie I think what you want to tap varies enough that either the priority will be wrong a lot or you'll be effectively programming a whole autotapper to make the settings
 Simonark: I like to think they didn't run out of Mesmerizing Dose, they just didn't draw the other 7
smoke_knight: All the art in this hand is horrific. I love it. Good work.
 Seth_Erickson: seems like a fine hand to me
sephsays: They had poison on arena before this set, though, so I guess they set it up then and just didn't change it here?
YawgmothsBargainStore: ah yes, look at the bottom 5 cards of your library 
nymistrya: No hits or rats? Drats
 BrowneePoints: Vroom Vroom goes Kathleen
 Easilycrazyhat: Instant corruption
 NewtyNewts: What does it smell like?
 asthanius: oh sorry, that's me
   LoadingReadyRun:  I wonder if anyone has done a full reverse engineering of how the autotapper prioritizes
 Simonark: Well, I don't think the Arena programmers have?
 BrowneePoints: Tyvar's Stand is totally Green Fireball
 SgtBrink: 
 comrade_cards: what's the side quest today?
  Graham_LRR: Penelope says “I love you Mum”
 MurphEP: @LoadingReadyRun I assume there is eye-tracking technology to tell whether you are looking at your lands so it can decide when to prank you
 comrade_cards: 
 Davlenagain: thats too gute graham
 Easilycrazyhat:   
 MrSarkhan: 
 asthanius:   
 MurphEP:  
jellyfish5134: oh bus
ArtemisHuntress: Hi Penelope!
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: 
TuckstheRulesLawyer: Swear! Swear! Swear!
  TXC2: 
 lirazel64:   
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 Halinn:   
 CanPlayGames:  
 BrowneePoints: WHAT!? Dangit I'm so mad I'm late. I forgot about the famjam Q.Q
 ReachW:  
 MrSarkhan:   
 MegaDosX: Oh buttons
 RockPusher:  
 Leonhart321:  
 lemmel: 
 CanPlayGames: But Is Finn watching?
ArtemisHuntress:   
  TXC2: hello BrowneePoints  welcome
 Harvest25: that bear is amazing
 Easilycrazyhat: That's cool
 MegaDosX: Yeah his teeth are backwards
lady_olynder: its flensing raptor!
  TXC2: Bigis Ursus
 MegaDosX: !card flensing raptor
  LRRbot: Flensing Raptor [2W] | Creature — Phyrexian Bird [2/2] | Flying / Toxic 1 / When Flensing Raptor enters the battlefield, another target creature you control with toxic gets +1/+1 and gains flying until end of turn.
 BrowneePoints: @txc2 I've been here for like 20mins now
  Feriority: "once"?
 Easilycrazyhat: Yeah, plague nurse is confusing
 MegaDosX: Oh snap
 Diabore: sword!
 NewtyNewts: WORDS!
 Bugberry: It's Escape to the Wild
 MegaDosX: It's like a tiny Escape to the Wilds
 GhostValv: oh the sword of doritos and mountain dew
 Bugberry: !card escape to the wild
  LRRbot: Escape to the Wilds [3RG] | Sorcery | Exile the top five cards of your library. You may play cards exiled this way until the end of your next turn. / You may play an additional land this turn.
 BrowneePoints: It's real good
vickysaurus_mystax: Still waiting for Sword of Sense and Sensibility
 LadyMCHall: No
lady_olynder: missing UB
 MegaDosX: We are still missing UB
jellyfish5134: one left, ub
 baskwalla: 1 more sword
 BrowneePoints: nope ub
 neebusjeebus: still need blue and black
medebula: One more sword
 MurphEP: "Compleat"
 LadyMCHall: Dimir is missing
 Diabore: pivot off white?
 baskwalla: Sword of Kill and Mill 
 MegaDosX: Though people are predicting Sword of Oil and Water in March of the Machine to complete it
  TXC2: so that sword will either the best or worst sword
  Feriority: Sword of Wind and Ghosts
 LadyMCHall: It's going to be a mill and draw card, bet
 BrowneePoints: nah body and mind milled and fire ice drew
 LadyMCHall: rats
  TXC2: it'll be -1/-1 counters and something else
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sephsays: Stun counters and -1/-1 counters?
 Bugberry: I'm betting it's Bounce and Raise Dead.
 baskwalla: I was just making a Friday Nights reference 
YawgmothsBargainStore: i'm assuming theres no FNPF this evening?
   LoadingReadyRun: @YawgmothsBargainStore nope famjamin' all day
 TehAmelie: we're gonna use up all the magic
 LadyMCHall: -1/-1 and Icy Manipulator
Spades_Slicc: Draft 3 start! hope I don't 0:3 again
 Simonark: And famjamin all night long too if we just rewatch the VOD a couple times!
  TXC2: we're Famin' and I hope you like famin' to
 Lordofironstorm: What are the teams this time?
goombalax: necrogen rotpriest is such a good card
 Diabore: @Lordofironstorm no teams just chill
  TXC2: Lordofironstorm  no teams per se, just people rotating in and out
   LoadingReadyRun: @Lordofironstorm no teams. ALL WILL BE ONE
jellyfish5134: aw rats
 MegaDosX: Oh rats
 BrowneePoints: d-rats
  Feriority: Karumonix, Lonely King
 TehAmelie: something one family something Name of the Wind
YawgmothsBargainStore: not even the necrogen rat-priest?
 MegaDosX: Kathleen definitely has her opponent on the back foot, I think
 Diabore: @MegaDosX op needs to white sun or wanderer
  TXC2:   
 Sibwow: are the fams sufficiently jammed?
 BrowneePoints: Paladin of *thud*
 MegaDosX: @Diabore Would you accept neither of those things?
 MegaDosX: 
 Diabore: @MegaDosX as i am not op, yes funnily enough
 Simonark: O Broth, Where Art Thou?
lady_olynder: did teams get shuffled?
 tehfewl: if given the choice between soup or no soup, i would simply soup
 Diabore: @lady_olynder no teams this time around
 Bugberry: "sir, I'd like some more soup"
 Easilycrazyhat: Need a plains you say? No plains for you!
RixtonSnek: no more soup
 Bugberry: "no soup for you"
 frnknstn: can soup destroy that enchantment?
 BrowneePoints: Silly James, that's the Fruit Bowl
 SK__Ren: Souper Rude
lady_olynder: blow that soup up
 MegaDosX: Oh.
 BrowneePoints: that bowl can't hold no soup
 Bugberry: Hey, the Super Bowl is this weekend, so it's thematic.
YawgmothsBargainStore: more like souper bowl
 Earthenone: superb owl?
Spades_Slicc: The people to my right this draft really like taking their time
 Easilycrazyhat: It's pretty good.
 Sibwow: its not a secret
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: I wouldn't say secretly.
ConjugateVoices: If i'm in blue I always play it
 MegaDosX: Just gotta remember that Skrelv doesn't actually give protection from a colour, I've already seen an opponent get got by that
 Mr_Horrible: Bugberry and Philly will look like the Sylex hit it, no matter what the outcome of the game is, so extra thematic
  TXC2: whose even in the super bowl this year?
 HIYgamer: If you give a creature hexproof from a color while it's enchanted by something of that color, does the aura fall off?
 Sibwow: it does not
 Diabore: it seems very good in their deck
 TheThirdTail: If Mesmerizing is so good, why didn't they make a Mesmerizing Dos?
 MegaDosX: Also Charmed Sleep is generally good blue removal, but this one also proliferates, so in the right deck it's pretty spicy
  TXC2: HIYgamer  sure doesn't
 BrowneePoints: protection will @hiygamer
 GredGredmansson: @HIYgamer no, hexproof is not the same as protection
 ReachW: @TheThirdTail thank you
 Bugberry: @HIYgamer no that's only Protection. Hexproof just cares about targeting, not "being attached"
 Davlenagain: @TXC2 cheifs and eagles i think
 couchboyj: Mesmerizing Overdose
 Pywodwagon: @Sibwow she mesmer on my dose til I izing
 HIYgamer: @Sibwow I didn't think so, but I figured it was worth asking
  TXC2: Davlenagain  ok, thanks
 Sibwow: @Sibwow no pywo she zings on my mesmer till i dose
 Pywodwagon: dam u rite
 Davlenagain: @TXC2 i'll be doing commerical watch....but i doubt i'll even see the game
 Bugberry: Protection has DEBT which includes "equiped/attached" and "Target" as separate parts.
  TXC2: Davlenagain  yeah I've not bothered with one in a while 
 MegaDosX: Yeah, I've already seen someone get got by Skrelv like that, it's definitely not Protection From
 Diabore: yeah they can double tap
 Seth_Erickson: really needed that second plains 
 MegaDosX: Yeah James is DOB
 BrowneePoints: cuz we don't teach our sons right
 Easilycrazyhat: Oh no
 Diabore: 3 slingers? got damn cam
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Bugberry Don't forget Fortified! 
  TXC2: BrowneePoints  deep
 Seth_Erickson: 3 slingers 
 neebusjeebus: cam playing the mirror
wyrmlord: gg james
 Sibwow: 5-3 is where you can loop drafts
 Easilycrazyhat: Thanks for doing that science, James
 BrowneePoints: @txc2 also soberingly accurate
 MegaDosX: Holy nuts opponent's going beep beep
  TXC2: BrowneePoints  indeed
 Bugberry: @IaCthulhuFthagn Fortified is also "attached".
 Diabore: wow op is rude
 Easilycrazyhat: Remember, you're here forever
 MegaDosX: Turns out, this is a pretty fast format
funguslore: Cam's deck looks sick 
 MegaDosX: No, seven, keep up Paul 
BrindleBoar: life doesn't matter any more KAppa
BrindleBoar: 
 Sibwow: the dine of saur
 Seth_Erickson: The Rot Priest giving the mite deathtouch is pretty good at least
 MegaDosX: Yeah that's the right call opponent
 Diabore: i love that the scrapgorger doesnt have to make mana to exile things
 GredGredmansson: yeah you can attack with it for the final counter
 baskwalla: Hack the planet!
 Pywodwagon: cam saying good that way says something bad is happening
OmegaPlatinum: Password: Eggs
 neebusjeebus: password TYFHMIGTBH
 MegaDosX: *hacker voice* "I'm in"
 Seth_Erickson: I feel like for wheeler it'd be myroommatedoesntknowhesmyhusband
 bwk789: they were roommates?
 LadyMCHall: wut
 Nydestroyer: yeaits I love my roomate
 heartofgoldfish: the premier husband lover of the format
 NewtyNewts: Password: andtheywereroommates
 MurphEP: Eggs@Ilovemyhusband dot com
  TXC2: heartofgoldfish  
 LurkerSpine: clearly you just need LRRMTG, LRRMagic, and LRRGathering accounts
 bwk789: MTVyouknowmusictelevision
 MegaDosX: I mean, it'd probably be hard to crack it if it's that long
  TXC2: but it's a REALLY secure password
 baskwalla: Wheeler's why are you crying? Oh just logging in
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: quick everyone. I need to check i'm not reusing passwords. please send me your passwords so i can check
vandredd33: Hello my fellow Canadians 
 MurphEP: Password: Thankyouforhavingmeit'sgreatotbehere
 neebusjeebus: username thankyouforhavingme password itsgreattobehere
 MurphEP: @neebusjeebus 
  TXC2: hello vandredd33  welcome
 neebusjeebus: @MurphEP same wavelength
 Easilycrazyhat: You could probably use some more then, yeah? - Kathleen's deck, probably
 F1SHOR:    Morning team
 MegaDosX: #BlameJames
  TXC2: MurphEP  that password is really strong though 
 midnightcurryjazz: 
  TXC2: Hello F1SHOR  welcome
 Diabore: sad dob
DadlyPuns: gotta pickup The Kid at school, goodluck fam
 GredGredmansson: no
funguslore: James!!!
 Easilycrazyhat: -x/-0
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 GredGredmansson: it gives something ELSE -X/-0
 MegaDosX: The 1/4 can become a 4/1 though
 BrowneePoints: they also have 8 power yea
 TehAmelie: mathematical facts are so hard to argue away
 BrowneePoints: they must have an artifact
 Diabore: they scared of the unknown
 BrowneePoints: aaaah yea
 MegaDosX: We take those!
 Diabore: if they take it any proliferate kills them
 couchboyj: It is therefor obvious to the casual observer that I am, in fact, dead.  QED.
 MegaDosX: They do have a tapper though
 Nydestroyer: tamoyo too strong though
 BrowneePoints: immobilizet
 BrowneePoints: r
 MegaDosX: Give them a chance to mess up though
 the_one_and_only_kim: I dont really count playing around stuff while ahead as missing lethal
 MegaDosX: No they found the line
 AkiraBalance27: turns out mathematically death doesnt mean dead
 Diabore: tbh id have done the same block, ANY proliferate kills them if they take the mite hit
 Riiiiiiis: hotmale.com?
 NewtyNewts: ben@wheeler.com
 Halinn: I thought it was benwheeler at hotmale dot com
  TXC2: Bye James
 MurphEP: Bye James!!
 Easilycrazyhat: Always leave room for your opponent to punt
 ReachW: Bye James
 Riiiiiiis: hmmm didn't realise that would be a link
  TXC2: Hello Ben
 SnackPak_: Hi Ben
  TXC2: !break
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 Pywodwagon: thanksforhavingme@greatobehere dot com
 RockPusher: Noted Good Human™ James Turner 
lady_olynder: i recently saw an ad for tim Horton's in NJ and was deeply confused
  TXC2: Riiiiiiis  oh you sweet summer child
 Halinn: @LoadingReadyRun tell Paul that he deserves good things
 Riiiiiiis: wtf.kitchen?
 Riiiiiiis: ohhhhhhh
 Riiiiiiis: hello.you (will stop spamming now)
 Riiiiiiis: ahh fair
 RockPusher: Yeah, Twitch will link anything with a non-spaced dot
IaCthulhuFthagn: Tsk, imagine not being familiar with the ubiquitous TLD "kitchen" 
Jackkvsparrow: jeeze i won total once out of 3 games on phyrexia all will be one pre-release lol
 RockPusher: It's a very quick-and-dirty way of autolinking
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sephsays: @lady_olynder There's a Tim Hortons opening soon near my hometown in the UK. I'm worried they got it mixed up with the city with the same name in Ontario.
 Halinn: @RockPusher Also basically anything can be a TLD nowadays. https://icannwiki.org/.kitchen
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 ReachW: I was very surprised to learn we already have a Tim's here in my hometown also in UK. Still haven't visited it though.
 Riiiiiiis: what's the newest stupid tld?
IaCthulhuFthagn: @RockPusher What's wrong with good old info and tk? 
 RockPusher: Dunno about newest, but for a list of all TLDs, the IANA Root Zone Database is the source of truth: https://www.iana.org/domains/root/db
 Halinn: @Riiiiiiis Going by google finding me a list, .giving is the newest one open to the general public with .channel coming later this year
sephsays: I kinda like the simplicity of just .aaa, for all of your screaming needs.
  TXC2: and we're back
 SnackPak_: 
 NewtyNewts: This AND That?!
 Riiiiiiis: giving is weirdly unspecific
 MegaDosX: lmao and you thought you could escape James
 Lordofironstorm: Whoa, James looks different
 ReachW: Thanks for being here, Wheeler, it's great to have you.
 baskwalla: Oh no, quit bag mouthing James
 Lordofironstorm: And Paul sounds different
 LadyLockwood92: Who's forming the head on this Voltron?
 baskwalla: bad*
 MegaDosX: Yeah that'll do it
jacqui_lantern234: I briefly considered getting the domain "microaggressions.love"
 RockPusher: The Paul will feed…
 Easilycrazyhat: Nissa's so good XD
 MegaDosX: Oh hey there
 F1SHOR: Wotc staff look away
 beowuuf: do wheeler's james bits still work if james is around to hear them? 
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: is this screen cheating?
 MegaDosX: Half of Teysa Karlov
 Halinn: It's an 8/3 that can be indestructible
 Sibwow: RB is a lot of death triggers
 Bugberry: Black has lots of death triggers in this set.
  TXC2: I had this today, turns out 3 toughness isn't enough
 ReachW: Not even a 9/3 basically unplayable.
 MegaDosX: Hah
 MegaDosX: This draft is running back Kathleen's draft from yesterday
 Halinn: dagron
 Sibwow: what idiot passed the dragon 
 Lordofironstorm: How did the dragon make it to pick two?!
 MegaDosX: Or was it sealed
 Lordofironstorm: ohhhhh
 Halinn: I don't bargle with yargle, of course I'll pick him
 Lordofironstorm: duh
 MegaDosX: Yeah we know who passed it 
 Bugberry: 4/4 flyer that reuses a spell
 RockPusher: ♫ Yargle! Ya-ar-gle! ♫
 MegaDosX: Was talking to chat because someone asked who passed it
 Glittert00ts: Surely he wouldn't
 MurphEP: All will be ONE
  TXC2: cooperation makes it happen
 Seth_Erickson: mesmerizing dose?
 Easilycrazyhat: Maro says friendship is cheating. You heard it here first.
 Seth_Erickson: The golem seems fine too
 Sibwow: greasy lad
 MegaDosX: Collusion!
 ReachW: Friendship is Cheating was a weird spinoff.
hd_dabnado: 
AliceLovelin: Do you're best... oof
 MegaDosX: lmaooo
 Seth_Erickson: how dare they honestly
 MurphEP: 
IaCthulhuFthagn: Sneaking a peek at your opponent's hand in commander is not cheating, it's misunderstanding the evening's format as 2HG.
 F1SHOR:  
 Halinn: 🥚
 Sibwow: the eggs are all gas
 kilnfiendpotter: Hello hello!
Alex_Frostfire: It's only cheating if you agree on it.
 thraximore: e g g
 Sibwow: yes there is
 tehfewl: its your opponents fault for not hiding their cards better
 Trahas: but 1 mana divination
Alex_Frostfire: Disclaimer: that's actually terrible advice.
 neebusjeebus: 
 Sibwow: well its a vat not a vial
 brainbosh: The majority of the flyers are x/1 too
XivXiyan: 🥚
 Harvest25: Eggs are solid
 Trahas: distorted curiosity is very good
 ReachW: geg
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 couchboyj: Skulls are all solid
RixtonSnek: all eggs all the time
 MegaDosX: Peep that curve
 MegaDosX: It's a solid block
EmrakulTheAeonsTorn: I love eggs
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Alex_Frostfire Only cheating if they manage to extract a confession from you.
aggrocrow: how has this format been treating yall?
 MurphEP: @MegaDosX Perfectly balanced
 Lordofironstorm: From my experience at the Prerelease, It's weirdly easy to get flooded or screwed in this format
EmrakulTheAeonsTorn: Thrummingbird number 2!!
 ReachW: Accurate.
 MegaDosX: Turn six first creature
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 Trahas: Blue has always been open for me so far, but Green Black has been the best and most popular color combo in my limited (pun intended) experience
  TXC2: "is it good?" "it's GREASY and it's READY!"
 Sibwow: cultivate mass
 couchboyj: Oil wrestling is a Turkish thing, right?
  TXC2: couchboyj  yes
 ghizmou: you mean sfw
bolas_dnd: incognito tab lets goooo
 YeetTheRich_: no thoughts, only grease
 Easilycrazyhat: Sumo wrestler 1, Kathleens thoughts 0.
 MegaDosX: #BlameJames
 ReachW: Thrummingthird
 Sibwow: watch out im gonna thrum
 Easilycrazyhat: It's all gonna be gas starting now.
 MegaDosX: Though Cam's game is the duality of Magic, while Cam is flooding, opponent is mana screwed
 Nydestroyer: Thumming bird is rough unless you have lots of removal, this set is full of random flyers
 tehfewl: Does the bird thrum, or is it a bird what is used for thrumming?
 NewtyNewts: Not enough priests in this format.
  Feriority: Birds of a tooth flock... in a booth?  Needs work
 Seth_Erickson: That was Brother's War
  Feriority: Oh thrummingbird isn't one of the flying teeth birds
 Easilycrazyhat: Gixian is for Gix followers
 Sibwow: gix is separate fro jin gitaxis
bolas_dnd: of Gix
 MegaDosX: Oh snap Thrun
 asthanius: Three thrumming birds, two turtle doves
 heartofgoldfish: @MegaDosX this gives me a great idea for a new fact-or-fiction effect
 LadyLockwood92: Gitaxian for Jin Gitaxis
bolas_dnd: don't snicker at the black package...
 MegaDosX: Thrun is pretty strong
 Harvest25: Thrunn does work
bolas_dnd: i tell myself
 MegaDosX: Essentially shroud for non-green
 ReachW: Doesn't die to removal, crucially.
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Feriority: ...and that's the truth?
 theBeardWitch: if you get zorruption going, zealous conviction is actually obscene
 theBeardWitch: corruption lol
  TXC2: I feel like that card would be better if it was indestructible on opps turns
 MegaDosX: !card zealous conscription
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
  Feriority: Flensing Raptor is an A+ name, thanks I hate it
 NewtyNewts: Other creature sadly, Cam
 MegaDosX: !card zealous conviction
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 MegaDosX: OK, to Scryfall because that's a double whiff >_>
Alex_Frostfire: @Feriority Eh, it's no worse than Clown Extruder.
 Halinn: It's so big
 neebusjeebus: !card zealous conscripts
  LRRbot: Zealous Conscripts [4R] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/3] | Haste / When Zealous Conscripts enters the battlefield, gain control of target permanent until end of turn. Untap that permanent. It gains haste until end of turn.
  TXC2: you can whisper commands to lrrbot BTW
 TehAmelie: Gix and Gitaxis, could be MtG's version of Gog and Magog (except i think they were referenced in some ancient card)
 Halinn: !card zealot's conviction
sephsays: That's the highest Toxic level without needing 9 different land types 
 MegaDosX: There we go, though LRRbot just said no because it got called too recently 
 Halinn: !quote conviction
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 Halinn: !findquote conviction
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 theBeardWitch: !card Zealot's Conviction
  LRRbot: Zealot's Conviction [W] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. / Corrupted — As long as an opponent has three or more poison counters, enchanted creature gets an additional +1/+0 and has first strike.
 Easilycrazyhat: !findquote no
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
3PlayerPolitics: lol
 Halinn: !quote
  LRRbot: Quote #4374: "A lot of life is just fixing problems that you've made for yourself." —Ian [2017-10-02]
  TXC2: wow really lrrbot ?
crazyburrito7: !quote yes
 Halinn: !findquote yes
 theBeardWitch: duelest
 theBeardWitch: duelist-
  Feriority: @Feriority Oh no we oiled the crown extruder with phyrexian oil
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  TXC2: someone please Hug Cameron
 theBeardWitch: aspirant is SO good
  Feriority: T: Artifact Creature - Phyrexian Robot Clown
3PlayerPolitics: yes pls hug the Cam if consents
 MegaDosX: But what if Thrummingbird hit for three
 brainbosh: Aspirant is such a good card in this set
 ReachW:  don't draw twelve lands to opponent's five.
 MegaDosX: Rat!
 thraximore: 🐀 !
 NewtyNewts: Rats!
 Halinn: Rat!
 brainbosh: You have a rat
 theBeardWitch: oh but ben, you can oroliferate the 'Squito
 Pywodwagon: is that THE giant rat that makes all of da rules?!
 Easilycrazyhat: Take the king and mono blightbelly rat
  Feriority: You have two rats already!
 Halinn: Probably Necrosquito or removal
  Feriority: You have the skitterling too
  Feriority: Live the rat tribal dream
 theBeardWitch: VENSERRRR
MegaDosX: He makes Karn golems
 Leonhart321: With the birds?
 Wolfstrike_NL: 7-1 on first draft on this format  went and forced white/black.
 AugmentingPath: take the signpost rare for your archetype seems good
TiagoToledo: egg 
 laundreydhull: Venser, the E'V'I'L Husk
 theBeardWitch: you can proliferate th eoil
 laundreydhull: did  go mono-egg yet?
 AugmentingPath: Calling Anointer FTK is making some pretty greasy assumptions, but I respect it
 theBeardWitch: decks already a banger Cam haha
  Feriority: @laundreydhull mono-egg?  in this economy?
3PlayerPolitics: greasy assumptions lol
 Arikell: are there any payloads that would work for a mono-egg deck?
 theBeardWitch: yeah in the lore, yeah.
 Seth_Erickson: I just assumed he had Karn's body
 Easilycrazyhat: That would make sense
 AugmentingPath: @3PlayerPolitics the grease is real
 laundreydhull: I mean, a sphere is a somewhat type of egg...
 LadyMCHall: because Karn is friend shaped
 DoctorHutch: Now I wanna watch Zima Blue again
bolas_dnd: Corpse Puppet is the rudest card ever made.
 Leonhart321: A Venser shaped skin puppet
  TXC2: "Venser's been dead for 15 years"
 Nydestroyer: that is way late for that drake
 Nydestroyer: thats insane
 MegaDosX: I feel like Kathleen's deck's curve is flipping me off
 LadyMCHall: thus hollow also be karn shaped
3PlayerPolitics: @augmentingpath 
 ReachW: I'm even sadder about Venser now.
notsomuchsuccess: Venser was my favorite planeswalker. I'm so sad this happened to him.
 theBeardWitch: it IS so good
 NewtyNewts: Maybe nobody's in blue
 Halinn: You're just the oiliest drafter the at the table
zhrang911: Some draft guides rate it poorly, is probably why
 lamina5432: I made a trawler drake a 10/10 i this format
 laundreydhull: Venser: Wh-what do you mean?
funguslore: Ben's deck looks sick
yuan42: wait i just realized, we got a triple block zendikar, a double block zendikar, and a single block zendikar
 laundreydhull: Chat: You died, Venser. years ago.
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 bwk789: so thats where umara mystic came from
 LadyLockwood92: Just *full* of oil.
 chonkski: Going 0-3 like a greased pig
 AugmentingPath: moar liek 0il-3
emeraude824: Is it just me or there voice is a bit low?
3PlayerPolitics: @laundreydhull years ago this very night!!
notsomuchsuccess: Slaps Wheeler's roof. This bad boy can fit so much oil in it.
 laundreydhull: tis fine.
TiagoToledo: 2s and 3s? seems like Wheeler tribal to me 
  Feriority: @notsomuchsuccess Same feelings but for Vraska.  WotC only remembers the Jace/Vraska ship when it's time to hurt the people who ship it.  Which is weird because nobody shipped it until they made it a thing in Ixalan
  Feriority: Well, probably not *nobody*, but
 BrowneePoints: my 2nd ever draft was triple Zendikar and I got demolished by Living Tsunami, Adventuring Gear and Teetering Peaks @loadingreadyrun
  TXC2: the 80's Cameron 
 Leonhart321: The A Team originally though
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: we ll you are the A team
 Halinn: Your opponent is playing more eggs than you, Wheeler. How does that make you feel
notsomuchsuccess: @feriority I never thought about it, but you're 100% right.
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 Halinn: !findquote oil
  LRRbot: Quote #7169: "I'm the oil winner around here." —Graham [2020-09-03]
 theBeardWitch: real talk, gitaxian raptor has seemed great to me
 Sibwow: like an apple?
 theBeardWitch: blocks everything
 AugmentingPath: Oh hey, Atraxa made a greasy steel seraph
 MegaDosX: Supposedly blue is a bit eh in this format
 neebusjeebus: !findquote rat
  LRRbot: Quote #7080: "Think of me more as a frightened rat king in a sweater, rather than 'your host'." —Cameron [2020-07-29]
 theBeardWitch: yeah, the community has decided its p bad
 F1SHOR: im playing ONE for the first time and have a sealed with almost mono white 2 drops and then thrun 
 theBeardWitch: they aint wrong
 ChillyCru: Blue sucks in this format
 theBeardWitch: but that leaves it wide open
 BrowneePoints: blue is a great support color
  Feriority: @notsomuchsuccess Ixalan's tragic ending for them, then nothing for 2 years, then war of the spark bungling every ship, then nothing for 3 years, then ONE
YawgmothsBargainStore: UW artifacts can be very strong
  TXC2: I assume it's weak FOR BLUE
 theBeardWitch: yeah data has skewed limited players
 Bugberry: Arena has a good track record of improving formats with tweaks, so I look forward to see what changes.
 ReachW: People have overcorrected for what is like, a 5% WR difference.
 kumatsu: Tierlists continue to only matter to the top 1% of players and nobody else, even in Limited
IzlanntheLion: Ben what's your take on 'Saw In Half' for Aristocrats in Canlander
 theBeardWitch: and usually early data is super flawed
 YeetTheRich_: the limited environment is oily
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Feriority: +1 for Vraska. I mean, Jace obviously needed to die ages ago, but it feels like that would sufficiently have broken the pair for us to be able to keep Vraska 
 TheThirdTail: It's the difference between analyzing large amounts of data and evaluating an individual draft
 Mazrae: is this group two now?
 laundreydhull: seen only as much of LR, Marshal, LSV back in Neon Dynasty
 couchboyj: If the bad color is open, it'll be better than a good color that isn't open, generally
 AugmentingPath: The chat loved it.  Wheeler was divided
 Mazrae: or did wheeler just switch with james
 LadyMCHall: Blue is like what...the the oil color of the set?
  TXC2: Mazrae  yeap just swapped out
 GredGredmansson: blue has the most proliferate
Alex_Frostfire: Often proliferate stuff.
 MegaDosX: @LadyMCHall Blue is one of the Proliferate colours
 Lordofironstorm: Blue is the proliferate color
 MegaDosX: Oil is mostly Rx I think?
 Lordofironstorm: Red and Green are the oil colors
 Bugberry: @LadyMCHall It's mostly Temur. Blue/Green proliferates them while Red does a lot of spending them.
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3PlayerPolitics: rip
emeraude824: Blue green is where it's at
 LadyMCHall: right, so blue on its own isn't that great yeah?
 GredGredmansson: the proliferate DECK is Sultai; blue and black at the helm with Green providing backup
 ReachW: Still killed something, though!
 MegaDosX: Yeah this board is a whole thing
   LoadingReadyRun: The rest of the day for those curious. Cameron is here till 4, as is Wheeler. Kathleen is here till 2:30 at which point Adam will take over for her. Then at 4:00 Ben and Nelson will come in, and it'll be those two and Adam for the rest of the show.
bolas_dnd: M E A T
 neebusjeebus: ben look upon the meat shrubs
  TXC2: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  1:31 PM
 Bugberry: Each mechanic is roughly within each Wedge trio. Abzan are the Toxic colors.
noSmokeFire: this arena is what happens when a Phyrexian visits the bodyworks exhibit and thinks "I can do better"
 Lordofironstorm: What about Green in BFZ?
 GredGredmansson: Jeskai is artifacts
 NewtyNewts: So, 1 hour of Kathleen before she becomes Adam, then an hour and a half before Wheeler/Cam rotate for Ben/Nelly
 MegaDosX: Oof
 NewtyNewts: Achieve!
 GredGredmansson: and I'm not sure what Mardu is
3PlayerPolitics: ratt boissss
ConjugateVoices: excitement is encouraged
 MegaDosX: Holy cats
 thraximore: yeah BABY 🐀 !
 Easilycrazyhat: They just have all the answers
 MegaDosX: I...think Kathleen is dead
 HIYgamer: I remember cleaning up at my LGS during a Ravnica Allegiance draft, because everyone else at the table thought Azorius sucked, so I got to draft multiple High Alerts
 ReachW: I think AVR Black was more like "play mono-black or don't play black at all" as the accepted wisdom, and I'd disagree with the second half of that honestly.
 Lord_Hosk: Kathleen I recommend instead of your opponent having good cards and them drawing them, instead, you have good cards and draw them in the right order.
ConjugateVoices: look at that rat army
 BrowneePoints: I dont think it was unplayable but after all the INN and Ascension drafts I did boy did I HATE AVR
 MegaDosX: !card furnace punisher
  LRRbot: Furnace Punisher [2R] | Creature — Phyrexian Warrior [3/3] | Menace / At the beginning of each player's upkeep, Furnace Punisher deals 2 damage to that player unless they control two or more basic lands.
ConjugateVoices: I love magmatic sprinter
 MegaDosX: Disgusting.
 Bugberry: It's a Viashino Sandstalker that oils up other guys.
3PlayerPolitics: eww
 ReachW: also that said they threw the sprinter into the attack so it could be worse I guess.
emeraude824: Not a huge fan of this format
 Lord_Hosk: I have no advice on how to make that happen sorry all I got is make the game give you the good cards instead of giving them all to your opponent.
 Earthenone: !advice
  LRRbot: Give your George Stick a little wiggle.
Alex_Frostfire: The number one thing I want to see in this set is Free from Flesh targeting a Trawler Drake.
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  TXC2: head down, thumbs up
 LadyMCHall: 500
 MegaDosX: No pressure Kathleen, you just have 682 people watching you play 
 Riiiiiiis: @MegaDosX Well, I'm not really watching
Atomskin: did an irl draft over the weekend, opened a pack 2 Atraxa...threw me off entirely.
3PlayerPolitics: oop
 Lordofironstorm: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:32:00.
lady_olynder: its all good, i had a wonderful aggro deck and just went that went 0-3 because it only drew the three 4 drops and land after the opening hands
 MegaDosX: So oily
 A_Dub888: oily boyly
 bwk789: I'm doing tera raids, anyone want to help me get palafin and some trades?
 Mazrae: !updog
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1d, 0:46:21. 
 MegaDosX: Oh no
Atomskin: oily sprinter is p good
 neebusjeebus: 1 day?
 MegaDosX: Encroaching Mycosynth seems bad in limited
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: dog streams
 MegaDosX: Also, hi Ben!
 ReachW: Plague Wind is a very good card in Limited, yeah.
 ReachW: Also hi Ben!
 BrowneePoints: there is not a single person at LRR who is into Magic who is Bad at Magic
 F1SHOR:  
  TXC2: Izzit?
 Lordofironstorm: Temur Oil?
ghyllnox: 
 bwk789: Hey Ben, q to both Bens what's your favourite new poke in Paldea?
Atomskin: Blast out of nowhere is a house. lol
 Bugberry: Temur Oil?
 laundreydhull: @megadosx oh, gotcha. refreshed live twitch followed channels
Giraldi657: I believe in you Cam
 BrowneePoints: Utter Temoil Cam
 BrowneePoints: It's Utter Temoil
  TXC2: Hello Ben
Atomskin: Go, Cam! Go, Kathleen! Go, Wheeler!
 theBeardWitch: Ben has a good radio voice
 LadyMCHall: Termoil....lol
   LoadingReadyRun: @bwk789 I'm an orthworm boy and I think  Wheeler's fave is TInkaton
 GredGredmansson: ?
 MurphEP: The number of the Beast!
 TehAmelie: the devil's three color
 BrowneePoints: You may want the expand the spheres
 bwk789: Thanks Ben. Have you got it in blue/purplw yet?
 MegaDosX: Well that's...a hand
 A_Dub888: 
   LoadingReadyRun: @bwk789 not yet! I've got too many games on my plate these days haha
 theBeardWitch: kathleen whats goin on???
 Sibwow: no mom is next set
 DoctorHutch: tiny mom or big mom? both are scary in this set
 LadyMCHall: Mother knows best
 GredGredmansson: Skrelv is given he/him in the legends article
 MegaDosX: Skrelv's page on the MTG wiki says he/him
bolas_dnd: Shoutouts to Wheeler. I used the Surfs Up party he showcased from Is This Your Card Pokemon VGC and ranked up significantly. most fun i've ever had playing competetive pokemon.
Zhedor: No static on our end
 ContingentCat: No bees
 BrowneePoints: Ah so Skrelv is Father of Runes
 LadyMCHall: Mite Daddy!
 Sibwow: you can be a him mom
  TXC2: well men can be mothers too
 Pywodwagon: "Only a foot tall but equipped with a sharp bite, Skrelv and thousands of his siblings were created for a simple task, one he has long since forgotten. By all standards of the mighty Machine Orthodoxy, he is worthless and defective, and should have been harvested for parts long ago for integration with a more worthy Phyrexian. However, through some serendipitous combination of cleverness, luck, and his small stature, he has managed to evade being recycled."
 MurphEP: I am, for sure
 MegaDosX: I mean, fair
 BrowneePoints: We've got Mom, Step Mom, and Dad
 CanPlayGames: Birds lay eggs
 couchboyj: He can have big stay at home dad energy.  I bet Skrelv can tell great puns.
 Pywodwagon: his blurb says to me his name was supposed to be defective mite, not defector
 Earthenone: unlike mom, dad cant take care of himself
 Trahas: yes
 theBeardWitch: yeah the trick
 GredGredmansson: Mental Misstep?
 theBeardWitch: nah
 Sibwow: no untap
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: +1/+3, flying and toxic 1.
 neebusjeebus: @Pywodwagon i think defector is still apt, he completely forgot his purpose and is now just trying to avoid being recycled
 BrowneePoints: wait a second, The Mother of Machines is opposed by the Father of Runes
 MegaDosX: They got a 1/1 out of it and you lost a Skitterfang, which is a kill on sight threat, so I get it
 GredGredmansson: indeed you have cam
  TXC2: I put it to you that 3 hours of sleep isn't 
 MegaDosX: Oof
 MegaDosX: Which walker?
 bwk789: To quote CH/Friday Nights, Cam go get coffee
 asthanius: Like the thing where you read instructions on food and throw it in the trash. Then get the instructions out of the trash three more times.
 virgil82: Cam's world is a blur of sensation that leave no impression?
 kilnfiendpotter: Cam, are you also taking care of a newborn? I too am running on too little sleep
 shurtal: i want someone to show up to an FNM with a bottle of 10w-30, totally misunderstanding the set mechanics
Atomskin: @shurtal or a whole case, to use each bottle as an oil counter.
 neebusjeebus: 
 shurtal: @Atomskin just sleeve up their deck, then dump an entire bottle of Pennzoil over it, getting an instant ban from the establishment
 MegaDosX: Alexa, play Necrosquito
 Pywodwagon: paul used his censor button on it
ConjugateVoices: Leave it in!
Atomskin: @shurtal but the confidence that shows!
 MegaDosX: Oh, Cam's dead on board
 shurtal: slipping a little on the way out
 GredGredmansson: 
 Mr_Horrible: Phyrexia: All Will Be Lands
 MegaDosX: That Phyrexian Arena is going to kill them
 ghizmou: voxy s been killing it
 Sibwow: voxy is screaming about the old praetors
Painfully_Dyslexic: Voxy was doing well yesterday
 bwk789: Question to the crew and chat, what should i name my shiny Spoink and shiny drifloon?
 MegaDosX: Which is fair I guess 
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, that feels pretty bamboozling
 Pywodwagon: deathsie posted that he thinks its a benjamin button format where he thinks hes liking it more as time goes on
 GredGredmansson: I saw her play with Urabrask against Vorinclex
 Leonhart321: Or Vorinclex
 theBeardWitch: I've been enjoying Chord-o-Call's takes on the set
 BrowneePoints: yea Sheoldred and vorinclex in this format is oof
  Juliamon: bwk789 Porkchop and Condom
 Mr_Horrible: (I also still HATE that predilection new sets have)
Atomskin: this format is tricky. granted, it's been less than a week. lol
 Mr_Horrible: it's so tiresome
 bwk789: @Juliamon yes and oh no
 BrowneePoints: winning against Sheoldred or Vorinclex is incredibly hard
  Graham_LRR: I’m not remotely hating on this set, but I’m having A TIME getting my feet under me. I think it’s a cool set, honestly.
adambomb625: Hi Kathleen! Bye Kathleen!
 MegaDosX: Vorinclex in this format seems like the dream, and Sheoldred is still busted in limited, so that tracks
 MolaMolaphant: @bwk789 spoink HamJam, drifloon YellowBellow
  TXC2: also makes collection the set much harder
  TXC2: *collecting
 Sibwow: jusst regular embursement
 Nydestroyer: no one gets in
 bwk789: HamJam is v good Mola
 LadyLockwood92: So secure no one can get in, even Kathleen.
 Pywodwagon: Ben can you tell us your password so we know you know it
 ReachW: Kaitopponent
Alex_Frostfire: Question for chat, are clues eggs?
 BrowneePoints: I think this is a very intricate set and toxic makes the puzzle pieces harder to figure out @graham_lrr
noonies: @Alex_Frostfire I say no, because they don't draw when they ENTER.
 DoctorHutch:  JAM
 Mr_Horrible: @Graham_LRR I think that's a fair assessment. There's a lot of complexity and interactions, but it doesn't slot together quite as neatly or intuitively as something like Neon Dynasty, it seems
 theBeardWitch: i mean, white is busted if you get in that lane
 Pywodwagon: can't recur a clue
 baskwalla: But are Eggs Clues?
 Sibwow: is parcel myr a nut?
 Mr_Horrible: Eggs, Nuts, and Clues, the 3 food groups
 ReachW: @Alex_Frostfire Eggs draw on sacrifice. Nuts draw on ETB.
 Lord_Hosk: Blue is a huge busted outperformer I win every time I play it in this format
 asthanius: Can food be eggs?
crazyburrito7: Are eggs clues?
noonies: @Graham_LRR I think Oil Counters are one of my favorite Limited mechanics I've ever seen, but hoo boy did I 0-3 several prereleases last weekend
 LadyLockwood92: Are they nuts?
noonies: I am NOT good enough at Magic to be playing Neo New Phyrexia
  TXC2: it's only egg if it's a cuclue 
 neebusjeebus: i think the fact that black has like 4 different removal spells at common and uncommon is pretty crazy
 A_Dub888: Is mayonnaise an egg?
 TehAmelie: eggs are unhatched trans people 
 neebusjeebus: and theyre all good
 Nydestroyer: golden egg is my favorite old game
AliceLovelin: Oil counters are just charge counters but thematic to phyrexia, it's not like it's something new
MWGNZ: mayo is egg milk
 GredGredmansson: horseradish is not an egg either
noonies: @neebusjeebus The white card that exiles a planeswalker/artifact/enchantment for 3 at common, or a creature for 6, just blows me out every time
TiagoToledo: mayo confirmed egg
 thraximore: 
 AdamYMHMI: Mayonnaise is egg with several oil counters on it.
 ReachW: It's true.
 BrowneePoints: mayonaise is what you get after crack eggs
 GredGredmansson: we call those "ETB abilities"
lady_olynder: i did in fact draw a card
 Pywodwagon: I will allow this in comp level events
 Bugberry: @AliceLovelin charge counters went almost exclusively on Artifacts, so there is a usage differene.
josh___something: knawledge
 MrQBear: mmm. Phyrexian Mayo?
 Sibwow: if you had a 3 mana artifact that drew 2 cards would that be an eggnut or a nutegg
 Lordofironstorm: Trans people cantrip
 LadyMCHall: I also drew a card
 Mr_Bitterness: Trans people have a very strong ETB, drawing a card is always good
 Lordofironstorm: This is canon now
 MurphEP: That one got me
 MrQBear: What kinda bread do you use to make a sandwich with phyrexian mayo?
 ThatJenkins: its true i drew into my kill spell when i came out
 GredGredmansson: double top yikes
 BrowneePoints: el Spidro cuprico
crazyburrito7: Whatever sandwich you make, it will be a compleat meal
 neebusjeebus: el spidro phyrexio
 MolaMolaphant: @MrQBear I'd pick Meli-rye, but that's just me
 MrQBear: @crazyburrito7 ah, so a breakfast sandwich.
 BrowneePoints: lol proliferate bolt the bird
noonies: You know what's a bad feeling? Casting Argentum Masticore with one card in hand and living the rest of your life in topdeck mode
noonies: Source: prerelease
 ReachW: I'll allow it.
 MegaDosX: Uh.
 GredGredmansson: beep beep
theamc2000: Hi
 MegaDosX: You can block it at least
theamc2000: Camerer
 HIYgamer: https://clips.twitch.tv/CrowdedNastyClintmullinsOneHand-49YgX4tk3snk0_YF
  TXC2: hello theamc2000  welcome
 Mr_Horrible: Creature - Giant Rat Dat Makes All Of Da Rules
 BrowneePoints: Wheeler is da big rat dat makes all of da rules
 MrQBear: @MrQBear Aha!
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 MegaDosX: Yeah you get to swing with the Masticore once
 arkham1981: Basement Jaxx references ftw btw
 Earthenone: family  ily
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noonies: is it just me or is this set just MADE of keywords
  TXC2: noonies  that's just magic in the 2020's 
  bv310: It really is a lot
 Bugberry: @noonies it only has about 4 for the set. There are the 1 or 2 ofs like Affinity.
ConjugateVoices: Copper spider is great
 Mr_Horrible: canopy spider strikes again
noonies: I saw that 5/5 for 5 with Menace and Reach and my response was "Sure, fine, 5/5s definitely need 2 keywords at uncommon to be playable on curve"
 MegaDosX: !card serum-core chimera
  LRRbot: Serum-Core Chimera [2UR] | Creature — Phyrexian Chimera [2/4] | Flying / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put an oil counter on Serum-Core Chimera. / Remove three oil counters from Serum-Core Chimera: Draw a card. Then you may discard a nonland card. When you discard a card this way, Serum-Core Chimera deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker. Activate only as a sorcery.
chaostreader: !card serum-core chimera
  LRRbot: Serum-Core Chimera [2UR] | Creature — Phyrexian Chimera [2/4] | Flying / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put an oil counter on Serum-Core Chimera. / Remove three oil counters from Serum-Core Chimera: Draw a card. Then you may discard a nonland card. When you discard a card this way, Serum-Core Chimera deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker. Activate only as a sorcery.
zhrang911: Cam has lethal with serum core, doesnt he?
 BrowneePoints: El Spidro Cuprico es Muy Perfecto
zhrang911: He can just serum core and dome them for 3
 Mr_Horrible: noonies Sentinel Spider's come a long way (and it was already too good for the set where it was printed  )
 Bugberry: @noonies 5/5 for 5 with no keywords has been mediocre for a long time.
 MegaDosX: Too bad that's not any target
 ReachW: You can't dome with Serum-Core, chat.
noonies: oh sure, but I'm used to my uncommon Limited 5 drops having an keyword
noonies: not two keyword
zhrang911: @MegaDosX thank you! I was very confused and being a silly chatter
noonies: There was also a nonzero amount of "WHY DOES IT HAVE REACH I WOULD RATHER IT NOT HAVE REACH"
 BrowneePoints: proliferate ping see what you draw?
 niccus: it's definitely continuing the arms race a touch, although the brakes are at least showing
 Bugberry: @noonies at this point I'm not sure what people think communicates Reach beyond just being a Spider.
 GredGredmansson: i wonder if we give a flyer deathtouch
 TehAmelie: there has to be some joke about Ea-Nasir with Copper Longlegs
 MegaDosX: Swinging with the 0/3 to send a message
noonies: oh it wasn't a case of "That has reach?!", it was a case of "I had a 3/3 flier and their 5/5 with reach kinda shut that plan down which made me sad"
 MegaDosX: Yeah this is a problem
 TheWriterAleph: hello there fambly jamblies
  TXC2: hello TheWriterAleph  welcome
 RockPusher: That has reach‽
 Dantt2022: <message deleted>wow... you guys look bored out of your mind...
 couchboyj: is it creature type spider archer?
 theBeardWitch: skitterbug gives deathtouch yeah?
 TheWriterAleph: are ye winning, children?
 BrowneePoints: it draws a card though
 MegaDosX: On the plus side they literally can't attack right now
 brainbosh: Engulfer is weird
 MegaDosX: They just lose if they attack
 MegaDosX: Oh
 MegaDosX: That might do it
noonies: possible gg lethal here
noonies: dang it
 Ctabbe: what does the altar do with compleation
 MegaDosX: No, you aren't dead
 brainbosh: Damn, creature
noonies: they lose 1 life, Ctabbe
 TheWriterAleph: format seems fast, faster than BRO, anyway
noonies: Oooooh, gigabrain
 GredGredmansson: doesn't have haste, friend
 asthanius: ??? What do they have in hand?
zhrang911: ? it doesnt get haste?
 niccus: still no haste, but i understand the enthusiasm
noonies: it doesn't need haste, now they can attack and leave back a blocker
 ReachW: And oppo's dead now.
 asthanius: Ooh they think it won't turn back?
 asthanius: Wait it didn't turn back
noonies: Oh wait
 Mr_Horrible: it stays a copy, chat
 asthanius: what
 MegaDosX: Oh it doesn't turn back, interesting
 tehfewl: curve ends at 4 or 5
 brainbosh: Yep, doesn't work how OP wanted
 neebusjeebus: cam im so sorry
 ReachW: oh wait copy effect, doi
zhrang911: Holy shit what a play
 asthanius: Oh my god
Alex_Frostfire: It has a newer effect that says it's a creature. Neat!
 MegaDosX: That's pretty neat
noonies: see here I thought the play was "have three blockers" that's my bad
 Pywodwagon: you have to tap it anyways
zhrang911: You dont want to do that anyways
ralphthellama: when running things like Terramorphic Expanse, is that included in the 16 or 17 lands, or in addition to?
RixtonSnek: don't think it mattered, yeah
 MegaDosX: They still can't attack without another attacker though
 GredGredmansson: yeah its also a tap ability
 v_nome: I keep having that "only as sorcery" problem too.
 GredGredmansson: I think opp has lethal
 DerUser94: @ralphthellama I always count such things
 GredGredmansson: yeah they had exactsies
 MegaDosX: This is a race for one of Cam or opponent to get another creature
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: OP sure did miss lethal there.
noonies: yeah that's lethal, since cam can't block with the Chimera
ralphthellama: @deruser94 got it, thanks!
RixtonSnek: OP also isn't paying attention, yeah
 brainbosh: And can't be blocked by flyers for some *weird* reason
 Lordofironstorm: and inverse flying
 MegaDosX: Yeah Cam's dead now
  TXC2: oof
 Sorator13: oh... oh dear
 GredGredmansson: they don't know that they flyer can't block
 MegaDosX: They have literal exactsies right now
miles_ivy: never read the card never gonna read the card
 DerUser94: And now watch cam as he turns this thing around
 brainbosh: They've had lethal for turns now
 MegaDosX: #BlameJames
RixtonSnek: gg
 neebusjeebus: this is hell
 ckupf: this is statistically unlikely
 MegaDosX: Cam has drawn 11 of his 17 lands
RixtonSnek: yeah, unlucky
 LurkerSpine: could always sac prism to draw a card?
 asthanius: Prism doesn't do that
 GredGredmansson: @LurkerSpine how?
 MegaDosX: Can't sac Prism
noonies: @MegaDosX more than 11. he's popped a few of the draw lands
 MegaDosX: !card prophetic prism
  LRRbot: Prophetic Prism [2] | Artifact | When Prophetic Prism enters the battlefield, draw a card. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
  TXC2: Opp please
 LadyLockwood92: Better to be killed than die.
miles_ivy: yeah sure why not
 MegaDosX: @noonies That's true
 DoctorHutch: if your gonna refuse to scoop i feel like you give up your right to complain 
 kilnfiendpotter: I'm not certain what circle of hell this is, but Cam doesn't deserve to be in it.
 Pywodwagon: put settle at mythic in every draft set, teach people fear
miles_ivy: that was one of the games of all time
 LurkerSpine: oh never mind, I'm thinking of a diff card
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Zhedor: I think they missed that predation steward is sorcery speed
 MegaDosX: Raiders!
  TXC2: Hello Radiers
 LadyLockwood92: Welcome raiders~
 A_Dub888: Pack 1 pick Thrunn
 uchihab7: thrunn is bomb in limited
GoodDayInternet: RAIIIII-DERS!
miles_ivy: love that song in kings disease III
 theBeardWitch: yeah cackler is great
noonies: Thrun is just such a backbreaker in limited
 gualdhar: I keep thinking of the Tetris God sketch where they keep shoving line pieces
 GredGredmansson: FUN
noonies: there's like, what, three cards in the set that can kill it if you're not already on the back foot?
 theBeardWitch: cultivator is OIL
 ReachW: until we figure it out? Wow, we're gonna be here all week.
 Nukified: fun, and Cam's misery
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 SnackPak_: ooohhhh
aggrocrow: I keep forgetting time zones are a thing, cuz I was just like "but it's already 5....."
 Sorator13: I... don't get it
aggrocrow: New York time lol
  TXC2: Right chat I'm off
Jermyee: I'm literally on the floor laughing
 RockPusher: 'night TXC2
 sirspate: subtle
 Harvest25: Tooth joke, on New Phyrexia
 BusTed: @Sorator13 tooth hurty
EmilyDefiesLogic: tooth hurty
 LadyLockwood92: Bye TXC2
  TXC2: goodnight everybody and thanks for streaming LRR
 Sorator13: ty
Jermyee: my tooth is now hurty
 TheWriterAleph: g'night TXC2
Jermyee: slow down please
 Riiiiiiis: what is time
miles_ivy: love a 3/3 for 3
 thraximore: I see.
 MegaDosX: Oh boy, bruxism, that's fun
 Riiiiiiis: I think it's called "tooth hurtful"
 LadyLockwood92: 'Neat...'
 thraximore: @MegaDosX Alas, we are not rats.
 bo_brinkman: I don't think "your tooth doesn't hurt because you are grinding your teeth" works ...
 DerUser94: So did you get some plastik covers then Kathleen?
 thraximore: I think wheeler's mic is buzzing a little bit still
 EightBitArcher: in fairness that's still a perfectly valid tooth hurty to visit the dentist for, teeth grinding sucks and they can do some stuff to help
 tehfewl: i keep havin my dentists ask if i'm a grinder, and all i can think of is "is this person trying to be low key?"
 ReachW: 
 thraximore: pivot!
noonies: totally splashable 
miles_ivy: pivot!
 theBeardWitch: rummager unfortunately
 gualdhar: compleated hover myr
 theBeardWitch: never is
 bwk789: Just found a shiny snorunt that's female without sandwiches!!!!
 DerUser94: @bwk789 Congrats
 LordManiMani: @bwk789 1) congrats! 2) that sure is a sentence
 theBeardWitch: stand is super good
 bwk789: @DerUser94 thanks, thats nat shiny no 3
 theBeardWitch: and thrun is worth forcing
 Nydestroyer: this format is very much "this deck should have been better" for me as well
Jermyee: brain no longer plastic 
 Nydestroyer: like I had an insane oil deck that got rekt
aggrocrow: Ow
 theBeardWitch: annointer is it
 sirspate: three cheers for the engineer
 MegaDosX: lmaooooooo
 thraximore: 
 Daggerpeak: wheeler and mic issues, name a more iconic duo
 bwk789: @LordManiMani you got on the s/v train yet?
 Nydestroyer: but they where roommates
 MegaDosX: Get got Wheeler
 TheWriterAleph: haha gottem
 asthanius: I've heard Wheeler plays basketball
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, get his ass
 ReachW: ooh, inflammatory remarks here.
3PlayerPolitics: 
 Pywodwagon:    
 MegaDosX: Drag him for filth!
YawgmothsBargainStore: i've heard that he is an actual homosexual
 Jovh11: Kindness? In this economy?
Gooseblast: Boom roasted 
 LordManiMani: @bwk789 yeah, but on a break while wife catches up. also hoping for a patch of some kind. still enjoy it
 LordManiMani: 8 foot vertical leap
 Mr_Horrible: completely unverifiable and (currently) undeniable
 bo_brinkman: face face face face face
 kilnfiendpotter: I would also like to verify that Wheeler is a lovely person, and quite good at being a human.
 kilnfiendpotter: Also, has a great sense of humor
goombalax: I heard the he's the Premier lands pilot of the format
 gualdhar: Benjamin "Lebron 'Wheeler' James" Wheeler
 bwk789: @LordManiMani im trying to finish the dex then will wait for patch
 DerUser94: I keep hearing that Wheeler is the one true lands pilot of Canadian Highlander
 Pywodwagon: https://clips.twitch.tv/EnchantingColdMonkeyHoneyBadger-zCae6NDVDNlTk9_J
 Mr_Horrible: that player? Albert Einstein
aerohydra: pros, theyre just like us
 Jovh11: Doing better than a coinflip consistently makes you pretty insane at this game
 Mr_Horrible: his art is so goooooood
 Mr_Horrible: his OG New Phy artwork is still somme of my favorite
 bwk789: P12 Geth suggests its not a good card
 Mr_Horrible: that creepy immaculate feeling
 Bugberry: Gives something Mitelink
 Lordofironstorm: It's actually bonkers
 DerUser94: How are the win rates of Chess Grandmasters? Should be wore than ~70% shouldn't it?
 Mr_Horrible: like an image that is technically flawless but deeply wrong
 lamina5432: its a reference card
 Sorator13: THE JUGGERNAUT
 MegaDosX: He's the juggernaut, b
 Sorator13: The problem is the mana cost, yeah
 bwk789: Graaz is a rgreat top end finishe
  Feriority: Is that the card that makes all your other cards juggernauts?
goombalax: the ramp in this set is really low
 MegaDosX: !card graaz
  LRRbot: Graaz, Unstoppable Juggernaut [8] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Juggernaut [7/5] | Juggernauts you control attack each combat if able. / Juggernauts you control can't be blocked by Walls. / Other creatures you control have base power and toughness 5/3 and are Juggernauts in addition to their other creature types.
 MegaDosX: Graaz at the top end of a token deck seems pretty funny
 TehAmelie: i like the * Sun's Zenith and Twilight cards. wonder how cool they'll make the inevitable Nadir and Dawn cycles. . .
 MegaDosX: Make a bunch of 1/1s, turn them into 5/3s
 SK__Ren: Ooh, En passant
Zhedor: It's pronounced "An Peasant" 
 bwk789: Its great with UB flyers, watcher, boidwing and squito
goombalax: I pulled Graaz in both of my prerelease pools and it was just not viable. also with such a fast format its like a dead card
 Mr_Horrible: Quora is a magical land
 DeM0nFiRe: Sick of aimbots in chess
goombalax: Nerf Queen
 Jovh11: Hacker voice: "En Passant"
  Feriority: I played chess with someone who used wallhacks to know where all my pieces were, it sucked
 Nydestroyer: Then they moved their king over another piece
theamc2000: Y chess when bowl?
RoastedGravy: Can't believe these chess hackers manipulating the RNG.
3PlayerPolitics: Judge, my opponent's pawn keeps noscoping my queen!!!
 Mr_Horrible: turning on noclip so my pawn can move out of bounds
 DerUser94: Queen is so OP
 Easilycrazyhat: 360-NoCastle
 Nydestroyer: it was crazy
 ReachW: tbf aimbots are overpowered in the ICBM chess meta.
 MegaDosX: You mean to tell me the Queen can go in any direction and as far as she wants? That's busted, the devs really need to nerf that
goombalax: @Feriority Screenwatching *shakes head*
 gualdhar: I just now get that joke, thanks Cam
 asthanius: Who's Elesh Norn?
Dmc3628: time to be BP
 MegaDosX: !card migloz
  LRRbot: Migloz, Maze Crusher [1RG] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Beast [4/4] | Migloz, Maze Crusher enters the battlefield with five oil counters on it. / {1}, Remove an oil counter from Migloz: It gains vigilance and menace until end of turn. / {2}, Remove two oil counters from Migloz: It gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / {3}, Remove three oil counters from Migloz: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
YawgmothsBargainStore: *tips hat* M'Gloz
 Nydestroyer: ligma oil is my favorite oil company
mitomanox: hello, chat. 
 Lordofironstorm: Migolz deez nuts
RoastedGravy: We're in the endgame now
 bwk789: Who's Steve Jobs
3PlayerPolitics: ohhh
 SK__Ren: ooooohhh, hahaha
 GredGredmansson: i liked glass onion
 asthanius: Speaking of, Samuel Beckett's Endgame is very good
RoastedGravy: Snap keep
 LordManiMani: why is it a joke though?
RoastedGravy: Wow, Wheeler. Getting rid of the nut hand like that.
goombalax: or like tf2 when a spy kills another spy he goes "serves you right, you castling simpleton"
 Nydestroyer: so If I open an atraxa I have to play it right?
micalovits: Yup
 Nydestroyer: 4c draft here I come
micalovits: Good luck!
 DerUser94: That would be a interesting scene: Dr. Strange teleporting a chessboard onto the battlefield and then Thanos and Iron Man have to duke it out.
goombalax: oooh
3PlayerPolitics: spicyyy
 Nydestroyer: It would be like the dance off
 h3rsh3yb4r: !famjam
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3PlayerPolitics: thassa beeeeg boi
 TehAmelie: my immediate thought is Thanos is a very predictable chess player because he'll take any even trade
ArmedAndLegged: shoulda absolutely not have played the punisher in 1st main
 ReachW: It do " only being a 3-mana 4/4 and thus needing at least three upsides to make up for the shortfall"
goombalax: it would be funny just to really heavy-hand the chess allegory like SEE WHAT WE DID HERE
  Juliamon: really, your first message in chat is to backseat?
  Juliamon: !backseat
  LRRbot: Please refrain from backseat gaming unless the streamer asks for help. The streamer wants to play the game the way they want. Feel free to discuss tactics in chat or with the mods.
 LordManiMani: @goombalax metaphors like a late-stage season of The Crown 🙄😮‍💨
 MegaDosX: @Juliamon Backseat of this car is pretty big to fit all of us tbf
  Feriority: My favorite chess-game-as-metaphor is in Code Geass where a character forfeits when they're about to win because they know their opponent is too smart so it must be a trick
mitomanox: doesn't it hurt? (1 + bad pun in the bank I know)
 Bugberry: @ReachW Not as a Legendary Rare.
  Feriority: It doesn't make any sense and it ruins the setup of the first character who is also supposed to be a brilliant tactician
 GredGredmansson: idk it seems to be working fine so far
mitomanox: how are we on total points?
 LordManiMani: spooky kabuki
3PlayerPolitics: some
 GredGredmansson: 
RoastedGravy: Narrator: It was indeed NOT fine.
 DerUser94: @mitomanox 22 I think. We can see it at the top left
mitomanox: @mitomanox thanks!
 laundreydhull: Chat, Mirrex + rustvine are sick
 AugmentingPath: Fair, like Kaya's +0 that gives an advantage to BOTH players!
mitomanox: gooey
noonies: it turns out Lightning Helix-ing your opponent every turn for 0 mana is good
 AugmentingPath: 7-drop planeswalkers turn out to be pretty good when resolved
micalovits: The -3 from kaya is stupidly powerful in limited
Dmc3628: cue the britney
noonies: I was a big fan of Kaito + a 2 drop flier. Just poke away at them while keeping their two best creatures locked up in No Combat Jail forever
RoastedGravy: You got this, Cam!
 Pteraspidomorphi: 
goombalax: lmao
 Hulyen: YOU
 Nydestroyer: theme of new phyrexia
EmilyDefiesLogic: 
 ReachW: 
 pn55: 
 samu_btdp1985: is this not in teams
 TheWriterAleph: dmca 
noonies: Jesus christ the off-screen **YOU**
 heartofgoldfish: i do love some klezmer hybrids
 beowuuf: lead singer's still doing his thing to this day
 pn55: SOAD are ineed very good live.
 pn55: *indeed
  Feriority: I listed to so many SOAD AMVs in high school but they do still hold up
  Feriority: *listened
 Hulyen: SOAD took a while to initially grow on me, but I looooove them
 Lordofironstorm: I think they'd need more clarinet to be klezmer, but I get the energy
 ReachW: Hypnotize//Mesmerize still hold up very well imo
 MurphEP: He is a phenomonally good singer
BraghDaMan: nice thing about System: you don't even NEED to understand what they're singing, it just slaps
 SK__Ren: Doomer Shooter
micalovits: Hellsingers soundtrack is amazing
RoastedGravy: Yesssss Cam
 Hulyen: Remember that year of awful vampire movies with kick-ass original soundtracks? Metro was a great song
 DerUser94: Cam knows KungFu?
RoastedGravy: Noooooo Cam
micalovits: No tomorow is the Serj one, and I agree with Ben in that it is very good
 RockPusher: If seeing the Matrix persists for more than 4 hours, consult a doctor
goombalax: the song from Hellsinger is called No Tomorrow
 Bugberry: Beyond the Modified and Proliferate synergy, a lot of this set seems very insular and not super impactful for Standard.
Dmc3628: machinima now that's the mid 00's
  RayFK: Ben here with Code Monkey
mitomanox: joco 
BraghDaMan: I miss Illegal Danish tho
  Feriority: Very brave of OP to go to 9 poison
 AugmentingPath: oppo no fear of the lethal proliferate
  RayFK: and the eat your brains in the UD starting area
bolas_dnd: we talking about classic internet? Anyone mention homestarrunner yet?
 kilnfiendpotter: Oh! I did see one of those for Code Monkey
 Hulyen: @bolas_dnd It's Dot Com.
hd_dabnado: "mom you're lying!"
epicduece: hoping op would give themselves a poison counter
 Lordofironstorm: That's how I first heard of Avenue Q. A WoW music video of The Internet Is For Porn
BraghDaMan: @Lordofironstorm yarp!
 Earthenone: WoW music videos were great
 GredGredmansson: @Lordofironstorm Me, but a Kingdom Hearts "randomness" vid
MilitaryBros82316: AYAYA
 tehfewl: Wheeler postin W online
 baskwalla: Ws in chat
 princess_intell: W
 RockPusher: Bibles turn up many places you wouldn't expect - God's marketing department is very crafty
 heartofgoldfish: been a bit since i've seen a good AMV
 Lobo_Apache: w
 Nydestroyer: I wonder if with so many eggs you are meant to just cut lands for eggs 
 Bugberry: Opponent forgot they had vigilance
 ReachW: 
 Hulyen: Kathleen Smart Lady confirmed!
noonies: whoa, silver 4
noonies: give my regards to the Rockefellers
 tehfewl: tfw you don't play for a while fall back to bronze and pub stomp people till your mmr catches up
 GredGredmansson: that girl is poisoooooooooooon
 DerUser94: It's interesting that he Arena devs used a oil drop for poison instead of the phyrexia symbol the used on the paper token
BraghDaMan: I wish I wasn't 100 gold short.  It'd be fun to play against any of you guys in limited
 princess_intell: i just got off work and now my brain is going "buh"
 MoxCubitZirconium: Terracotta Terracotta Terracotta PIE!!
 DoctorHutch: hahaha, i literally muted the stream and went and listened to it, i love that i came back and you are still talking abou tit
 heartofgoldfish: Brave New FaveJam
 BraveKingMax: going to go listen to toxicity is usuallys a great decision
 TheWriterAleph: ouch
 LadyLockwood92: He asked nicely!
 YeetTheRich_: more wood for their fires, loud neighbors // flashlight reveries caught in the headlights of a truck
 Bugberry: @DerUser94 there are non-Phyrexian cards that use Poison. There's Fang guy from Kaldheim, for example.
 princess_intell: Brave New Jave
 kilnfiendpotter: Have y'all listened to the Bardcore version of Toxicity? Turns out a hurdy gurdy really rocks that tune.
 LurkerSpine: they're also just billionaires I think?
goombalax: @kilnfiendpotter that version got my Fiance to try SOAD
 ReachW: @kilnfiendpotter No but that will change for me during the next break.
bolas_dnd: am cam ok?
 princess_intell: at least they got out of the *gestures broadly at hollywood* system
 tehfewl: @kilnfiendpotter listening now
 princess_intell: this set made me remember why i like body horror
 princess_intell: that perfect cross-section between horror and beauty
bolas_dnd: don't forget to cracketh thine fetch.
 Mr_Horrible: "Limbs and goop where they shouldn't be"
 Leonhart321: And that's a phrase you'd never thought you'd say
goombalax: just finished listening to the song from hellsinger, confirm slaps
 Lordofironstorm: The last few sets have all varied in quality, but damn if they haven't been pretty
micalovits: I wouldn't have minded if it was MORE horrible
anxietyparadingashuman: Gives me hellraiser vibes
 MoxCubitZirconium: I didn't hate my orthodontist enough
 Hulyen: the arms race begins!
 YeetTheRich_: my fav SOAD story is probably when serj tankian went to twitter to sell NFTs and most of the replies were just the cover of 'steal this album'
 princess_intell: the card artists all understood the assignment
Orxolon: i'm altering the deal,pray i don't alter any further
BraghDaMan: Cam ya done it again
 Hulyen: ideally that's how it works!
 princess_intell: @YeetTheRich_ if i were him i would have just posted a super high-res image of the album cover and captioned "free to save"
 AugmentingPath: phyrexian atlas, 9 turn clock
 MoxCubitZirconium: @YeetTheRich_ Saw them in '97 when they toured their debut album alongside Fear Factory. Serj had laryngitis, couldn't sing. Fans were invited on stage to sing for him. My GF sang 'Sugar' & earned us a trip backstage to hang on their bus.
 ReachW: That is how The Eternal Wanderer works, yeah. Card should not be a rare.
 Bugberry: That's why it's fun to see stable Magic artists on Un-sets, let them stretch their funny bones.
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noonies: @ReachW RIGHT?!
bolas_dnd: feeeeee
 Bugberry: @ReachW it's expensive enough and lots of removal answers it.
RoastedGravy: They wanted to send a message.
goombalax: they hired Seanan McGregor to do story for mtg through her horror-writer alias Mira Grant
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Hulyen: 
 beowuuf: 
RoastedGravy: 
 MegaDosX: Holy shit
epicduece: stealing defeat from the jaws of victory
 SK__Ren: ooof
  79james: 
 TheWriterAleph: omg cam
 SK__Ren: I thought James left
Dmc3628: there's the james show
 JKBalch: rage!
 princess_intell: RIP whoever is
 DoctorHutch: you made him click through
 brainbosh: Can start draining with the Atlas at least
RoastedGravy: Look, you got a rebate on your lands.
bolas_dnd: wowee zoweee
 MegaDosX: I mean, that'll help
 princess_intell: who's coming on next?
 shurtal: Play the role of James Turner today: Cameron Lauder
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 DoctorHutch: oh man cam almost clicked on their creature
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 MegaDosX:    
 TheWriterAleph:  
 BusTed: 
bolas_dnd: jebus
 pn55:   
RoastedGravy: GOAT THERE
 blepharic: 
noonies: good old prolethalrate
 Hulyen:      
 princess_intell: this set is making standard brawl VERY tempting
  79james: 
Kelderan: Got there
 Sorator13:    
goombalax: they were on 9 poison through my entire lunch
 Lordofironstorm: Mondrak has too many mouths
 princess_intell: is there a special animation for dying to poison?
 ReachW: @Bugberry I fundamentally disagree with The Doom Blade Argument in a format where judicious use of removal in the early turns is a key to staying alive but whatevs. I'm asking for it to be Mythic, not removed from the set.
 Leonhart321: Well, I'm going to tap out for the evening all. Enjoy the games
adambomb625: How does a Phyrexian octupus compleat you? With ten-tickles! (The tickles are poison counters)
micalovits: Wheeler goes wroooom
 betweenmyself: On the Rick Ruben/System of a Down anecdote, searching for a “random bible verse” site on the net is resulting in verse collections that have *clearly* been curated to only include inspirational passages, none of the random, out of context nonsense one might stumble upon by cracking a Bible to a random page…
drcthulu: and the wanderer
 AugmentingPath: Wrathchet bomb
 Bugberry: @ReachW you can stay alive in early turns beyond just using removal. Early turns care about early plays of any kind, not just answers.
  Feriority: @betweenmyself https://xkcd.com/221/
 laundreydhull: @augmentingpath yes, yes. about right.
 JokerBoney: in black there is Jace's soup
 MegaDosX: It's basically Fireball
Kelderan: Nice
Dmc3628: fireball or safekeeping dealers choice
noonies: oh yeah, Rotchet Bomb
 princess_intell: rip jaska
micalovits: Himbo punch is very good yea
 MegaDosX: They whiffed hard on that
 laundreydhull: 
micalovits: Wow
 AugmentingPath: 7 mana hunter's maze, all right
 Lordofironstorm: oof
 GhostValv: D:
3PlayerPolitics: yikees
 definenull: family jambily!
 JokerBoney: the Sylex from this set
 JokerBoney: but it's still not great
 MegaDosX: I mean, that's true Paul
 AugmentingPath: uhhh landfall triggers?
mitomanox: are the baby geniuses playing tonight?
 princess_intell: it's like silently begging the universe that your opponent will suddenly get amnesia, forget how to play,  and concede out of confusion
 laundreydhull: ouch
 princess_intell: unless that's too mean
 AugmentingPath: Actually dealing damage with punisher trigger feels like a cheevo
 Nydestroyer: atraxa game one, kept getting bounced and died lets see if game two goes any better 
 princess_intell: it would be neat if draft had achievements like that
mattydubs75: Is there a code for free packs on arena like every other set?
 definenull: oh no
 MegaDosX: Oh.
noonies: wuh oh
 AugmentingPath: Noncombonomicon
 Bugberry: Right now it's just a 5/4
 MegaDosX: Turns out RG can just get people
noonies: well they do have the pingy lad online, but only for like 2 more activations
 Mr_Horrible: tfw aggro gets to be aggro
 laundreydhull: Kaya pls Home Run
noonies: one more, sorry
 MegaDosX: Manifesting Kaya
 princess_intell: @mattydubs75 they're not doing codes anymore, you just log into the client and claim free packs from your in box
 ReachW: @Bugberry Okay cool you're right i'm wrong thanks have a great day
 Lordofironstorm: Worth noting that I can't get indestructible right now
 LadyLockwood92: Sorry. A plains is not a Kaya
 MegaDosX: Wow.
goombalax: @mattydubs75 you just get them in the mail this time, no code needed
 Lordofironstorm: *it
 definenull: at least it's the two colours for kaya
 definenull: 
 laundreydhull: James!?
 theBeardWitch: kaya is in the art of of the swamp you just gotta squint
 Mr_Horrible: this shuffler has no sense of dramatic timing
mattydubs75: thanks all
 princess_intell: presumably it'll be the same for other rewards (like sleeves) if they ever "come up" as freebies
 Bugberry: @ReachW no need to be like that. I'm just saying it's not that format warping.
 brainbosh: At least they cant make Solphim indestructible
Dmc3628: no but might as well have the title
 MegaDosX: Kathleen could you not have attacked with the 3/4?
 Mr_Horrible: literal preaching to the choir
 MegaDosX: It has Vigilance
 MurphEP: "Am I the only one..."
 Bugberry: people can disagree on something this trivial and be fine with it.
 princess_intell: i advocate everyone here to also play the HBrawl ONE precon event if they can. it's so much fun.
adambomb625: kayays
micalovits: We smashing now!
 LordManiMani: either that or something bonkers
ConjugateVoices: Believe in the heart of the cards
 princess_intell: *encourage
 definenull: the royal we
Gadora: how come no one's talking about Kaya?
goombalax: Unpopular Opinion: (most popular opinion)
 definenull: all will be one
 SK__Ren: FamWe
 Wolfstrike_NL: opponent had "borrowed Time"on my "Mondrak"..Kaya -3 the borrowed time and I got 2 free of them for free 
 brainbosh: FamiWe
 Seth_Erickson: the lrrmily
 RockPusher: The FLRRm
 Lordofironstorm: Why isn't the mainstream media covering [event that first broke on CNN]
 princess_intell: unpopular opinion: magic is a cool and fun game 
 Pywodwagon: on this, the most sacred of family days, the day of a new fast and furious trailer
 MoxCubitZirconium: Are there special Cheevos?
 JokerBoney: wait why didn't the glider get in?
KeytarCat: TWAV
 MegaDosX: Am I missing something on this board that means the Glider can't punch?
cmdrlyrandar: Hot take: You have to play lands in Magic
 princess_intell: I thought 9 was declared the last one
 ReachW: @Bugberry Cool thanks have a nice day.
 TheWriterAleph: Assistant to the General Vivisection Manager
 Earthenone: so far james got three points for tim hortons
DAC169: don't you know? to get your Planeswalker you have to sing the "name song" for them!  you know, "Kaya Kaya bo-Biya!.." 
 betweenmyself: Sadly the Phyrexian “Keeping Our Insides on the Insides” Party is constantly rocked by scandal and can’t establish a solid foothold in the body-politic.
 Mr_Horrible: "How do we get the kids today into vivisection?"
 definenull: so one
 Bugberry: @ReachW you too
 Mr_Horrible: *sits down on multiple chairs backward*
 MegaDosX: Oh now it's dead
 definenull: D:
 princess_intell: @cmdrlyrandar no, no, let me walk you through this incredibly complicated vintage-legal 9 turn line that means i never have to play lands ever....
 Ivalenz_: Have you reached your quota of vivisection?
 princess_intell: (/s)
 samu_btdp1985: @megadosx no I think Kathleen may have forgotten vigilant
 LadyLockwood92: Hell yeah!
 Mr_Horrible: that doesn't suck at all!
 princess_intell: ehhhhhhhhhh
 Mr_Horrible: Wheeler, please
 MurphEP: Go on
 princess_intell: ben
 LadyLockwood92: That is one hell of a sentence.
 RockPusher: n-n-non horny? nani?
 Mr_Horrible: a very "1 is not 0 but I really wish it would be" set
ConjugateVoices: This is definitely a comeback set if there has been one recently
 Seth_Erickson: in blue there is
micalovits: The 3/2 cat
noonies: There's the cat
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: There's the 3/2 blue tapper.
 bwk789: yes, in  blue
 princess_intell: that cat is pretty good
 Wolfstrike_NL: the white enhanchment
 betweenmyself: My gardener is terrible at edging… 
 Mr_Horrible:  welp
 princess_intell: then again, i think most flash-speed blockers are pretty good
 MegaDosX: Kathleen tapping out
 RockPusher: Chips 
drcthulu: The curse of James is alive and well
 AugmentingPath: Elesh Norn's giant butt certainly can't get you out of it
 DoctorHutch: thank you Kathleen!
 definenull: gbye kathleen! thank you for being here it's been great to have you
 princess_intell: does kathleen have to turn sideways now
 GhostValv: 
Ewayko: +2/+2 2G enchantment also
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Did he get the Tim Horton's cheevo?
 beowuuf:  
 TheWriterAleph: at least Adam didn't have a rotisserie chicken this time
 Sorator13: hey, fun is what the fambily jambily is about!
 princess_intell: say hi to the cats please!
 DerUser94: Have a nice day Kathleen
 Mr_Horrible: the famberly persists
 LadyLockwood92: Thanks Kathleen~ Have a good one ^^
 RockPusher:   
mitomanox: 
micalovits: Thanks for streaming Kathleen!
 Lordofironstorm: Are there any acheivements in this one?
DAC169: "very badly" did Kathleen go 0-3 like I did in my Sealed? 
 MegaDosX: @TheWriterAleph The way he said "I've got chicken" lives in my head rent free
micalovits: "bad" Has thrun in hand
 MegaDosX: Thrun seems very difficult to kill in limited
 definenull: oh.
 MegaDosX: Wait what
 betweenmyself: 
 TheWriterAleph: necrogen ruhroh
 GhostValv: 
 MegaDosX: Holy shit Cam
 definenull: cameron win the format
 MegaDosX: Well done
 MurphEP: That's way easier than the stories made it seem
 Mr_Horrible: Even Phyrexia succumbs to the bubonic plague without proper hygiene
ghyllnox: I feel like that's a point
 princess_intell: `
 princess_intell: whoops
 MegaDosX: Imagine if that's how the Phyrexian saga ends, a mere rat kills Norn
 Seth_Erickson: there is
 Seth_Erickson: but it's only 1 damage
noonies: there's a 1 to all creatures, I think?
 princess_intell: i'm really happy with this version of poison mechanics
 theBeardWitch: kills artifacts
 MegaDosX: There's the Cosmotronic Wave card but I think that's it
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, there's a cinder wind but not a real clasm, I think
 MrQBear: @MegaDosX She dies to a Non Phyrexian illness, like some sorta war of the worlds situation? ' -'
noonies: red sun is nuke X artifacts, get token copies of X=5 or more
 Seth_Erickson: !card Hazardous Blast
  LRRbot: Hazardous Blast [3R] | Sorcery | Hazardous Blast deals 1 damage to each creature your opponents control. Creatures your opponents control can't block this turn.
Bruceski: "Look, I don't know how Wrath of God got into this format, I just play it."
 MegaDosX: @MrQBear Or...Oko arrives from Eldraine and turns her into an Elk
 MegaDosX: Imagine if.
micalovits: All will be Elk
 princess_intell: stupid, sexy oko
 MrQBear: @MegaDosX ... Does she still have weird phyrexian antlers?
 DerUser94: And then they release 2 mana Oko?
 MegaDosX: @MrQBear I have no idea how fae magic from Eldraine would interact with a Phyrexian praetor, so I'm going to say yes
DAC169: Red Sun's Twilight destroys artifacts. if X>=5 then make token copies with haste that sacrifice at end of turn
 Mr_Horrible: Well I mean they thought the Suns were Moons originally
 Lordofironstorm: ANd the dawn bringers
 MegaDosX: !card all will be one
  LRRbot: All Will Be One [3RR] | Enchantment | Whenever you put one or more counters on a permanent or player, All Will Be One deals that much damage to target opponent, creature an opponent controls, or planeswalker an opponent controls.
 LordManiMani: look heckin awful
Munch___: Maybe eclipses
 TheWriterAleph: brutal.
 MrQBear: excellent. an elk with bone-sword horns, and/or loads of teeth.
 Mr_Horrible: hence, "The Moons Of Mirrodin"
 Wolfstrike_NL: Cam beating Elesh Norn and Wheeler beating All Will Be One, format is over timeto go home
 Easilycrazyhat: More like All Will Be None, amirite
 definenull: is it good in limited even? It seems like a combo piece in other formats
 SK__Ren: So it combos hard with Proliferate
 MegaDosX: It's a one-sided wrath with Soul-Scar Mage
 princess_intell: @MrQBear you say that as a joke, but now i want that token
 Bugberry: Karn is silver, he made Mirrodin, and Moons are associated with Silver. That would be a cool twist.
 AugmentingPath: Any target, except your stuff
 princess_intell: did karn die in lore?
 Mr_Horrible: I think he's still alive, but I'm not up-to-date through latest DOM and this set
 princess_intell: ok
 MegaDosX: @princess_intell He's still alive last we saw, but rather disassembled so idk where that's going to go
 heartofgoldfish: it's not necessarily clear because he's dissassembled and a robot
 BraveKingMax: had all will be one in a RG prerelease deck, getting to kill a creature when Koth entered the battlefield with his counters was rad
 MrQBear: @MrQBear I don't think I have the actual skill to make that drawing look GOOD but I know what I'm doing as soon as my tablet pen is charged back up. 
 Mr_Horrible: was it a malicious disassembling or a necessary procedure?
  Feriority: @MegaDosX Oko's elking takes away creature types and card types, so she wouldn't be phyrexian elk, just elk
 princess_intell: he's probably immortal through *gestures at urza*
 heartofgoldfish: but he wasn't entirely destroyed or phyrexianized so he's probably alive, going by fantasy trops
 princess_intell: like, squee levels of immortal
 MegaDosX: @Feriority That's fair, but idk how it'd work in lore rather than mechanics
MordigalDK: crack that land cam
 MegaDosX: !card dross pits
  LRRbot: The Dross Pits | Land — Sphere | The Dross Pits enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. / {1}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice The Dross Pits: Draw a card.
 DerUser94: @BraveKingMax All will be One superfriends sounds miserable
 princess_intell: i wonder what this fall's inevitable oko will do
 definenull: kathleen's is just really excited to help
 Easilycrazyhat: Kathleen is just excited to see a game going well
 definenull: oh they're dead
 Earthenone: can the offical nickname for this cycle of lands be egglands?
 MegaDosX: Oh, they might be dead
noonies: @BraveKingMax I am very glad you cannot put All Will Be One into an Atraxa deck
 MegaDosX: I vote punch first see if they don't block
 Easilycrazyhat: Hexproof the tap target?
micalovits: Or stop the tap
 AugmentingPath: hexproof the tap
 MegaDosX: Oh right you can Hexproof the tap target
 MegaDosX: They lose
 MegaDosX: It dies anyway to deathtouch
 MegaDosX: And you can save the Hexproof
 definenull: wow
 princess_intell: god i love the atlas art so much
 BraveKingMax: @BraveKingMax definitely tempted to put it in my Jarad 5c superfriends EDH deck but my playgroup might hate that too much
 TheWriterAleph: dew it. kill him.
 DoctorHutch: it gives indestructible you can do x=0
 Mr_Horrible: TWOvar's Stands???
 MegaDosX: Whoof
micalovits: Himbo punch is very strong
 TheWriterAleph: "gosh wheeler..." etc etc
 Sorator13: nice 2 for 1!
  Feriority: @MegaDosX Yeah, fair.  I didn't read the Eldraine stories, so I'm going to guess it's up to him how much his targets retain and how much they get elked?
 MegaDosX: Wow
 definenull: oh no that's a problem
noonies: OPPONENT
 Sandeon: doesn't its ETB kill them now?
noonies: yes
noonies: oh wait no, it's just gain
 MegaDosX: No, they don't lose life
noonies: My bad, it's not a drain
 MegaDosX: I think Cam has them if they can't remove the Atlas
Dmc3628: but atlas sure will kill
 Sandeon: right, I keep on thinking it makes them lose life rather than gain you some
goombalax: maybe opp can proliferate themselves some life total
 ReachW: Well, oppo's dead on upkeep anyway right?
 MegaDosX: Yeah Atlas will kill them
drcthulu: throws the book at them
 MegaDosX: Neat combo opponent. Anyway, tap Atlas and kill you
3PlayerPolitics: yaaaay!!
Dmc3628: crack a book
notsomuchsuccess: Reading Rainbow'd them to death.
 ReachW: meatble
 Nydestroyer: sounds like you should see a doctor
 Easilycrazyhat: The meat marbles are...something
 Lordofironstorm: a what
goombalax: the took the wrong turn at Albuqurque
 offbeatwitch: 
 AugmentingPath: meat marbles can be spent to unlock Elesh Norn cosplay, appropriately enough
 BrowneePoints: I took a break to watch the North 100 completely forgetting about the collector boostie giveaway
 Nukified: meat marbles are perfectly normal
 BrowneePoints: Today's Verdict: Brownee is not a smart man
 AugmentingPath: @Lordofironstorm The mastery tree widgets for the battlepass look like marbles made of meat
 beowuuf: meat marble was my nickname in a highschool i'm making up for the purposes of this bit
 LordManiMani: sounds like Paper Mario music
 BrowneePoints: Nah this isn't QUITE paper mario. Not quirky enough
 LordManiMani: OK.
 BrowneePoints: speaking of Paper Mario, man Origami King is an underloved Gem
 Nydestroyer: I often consider going back and playing 100 year door
 Nydestroyer: 1000*
goombalax: I never noticed before but that Iphone commercial with the mom charging like a rhino is funny as hell
 BrowneePoints: everyone does @Nydestroyer but I think more people should give Super and Origami King playthroughs
 Nydestroyer: can confirm 4c atraxa is pretty bad  I even stacked as much early game as I could. Ended up going 1-3 with people just bouncing/removing the atraxa every time even around protection lol
 BrowneePoints: Super's gameplay is...fine, but arguably has the best story in the entire series, and Origami King just fires on all cylinders even if it isn't the JRPG fans want
 Nydestroyer: yea I sort of avoided other ones because I am mostly a fan of turn based + timing minigames
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 Nydestroyer: Like I have played through legend of dragoon almost 5 times in my lifetime 
 DerUser94: I found the story and art of Origami King quite charming. Combat was a bit dull, but I liked the game as a whole
 shurtal: coordination!
 MegaDosX: It Adam!
 LordManiMani:   
 ReachW: Hi Adam!
 RockPusher: 
 Nydestroyer: Great to be here
 SnackPak_: 
nymistrya: Adam!!!!!!
 Wolfstrike_NL: Hi Jamesses
 LadyLockwood92: Hell yeah, Adam and Wheeler together again~
 Nydestroyer: mug
 pn55: Perfect!
 AugmentingPath: jjJamEss TtuRnRer
 McFluffums: Didn't you retire champion Adam?
 accountmadeforants:  
 RockPusher: Perfect intro, no notes
 SolarBlitz1: Hey Adam!
 baskwalla: Classic James
 LadyLockwood92: Howdy Adam.
Ryxiene:   
 MrSarkhan:  
 Korolan: Hey Adam! good to see you!
 accountmadeforants: All? Will be. (1)
Ryxiene: Beautiful 👌
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 shurtal: Oh, really Wheeler? where's the PROOF All Will Be One?
 DerUser94: "And this someone will be me" ~Cam
 MurphEP: Average Mathematics Enjoyer
Ryxiene: This trio! Hell yeah   
 BusTed: 
 kumatsu: gonna find Adam a Math Kaizo game to play
 RockPusher:   
 beowuuf: 2nd thing, the 1st thing is: that man sure looks like he makes a fun WoW video
 shurtal: Scholarly of the First Sin?
 Nydestroyer: I think you could pull it off with the right hat and glasses
 Nydestroyer: maybe a monicle
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/LittlePlausibleKimchiSquadGoals-gvPWRcKWryMCK7n5
 ReachW: it certainly is
micalovits: Wheeler punched some fools with himbo punches earlier
 LadyLockwood92: 500 Thought Adam was retiring champion, but very glad he's here ^^
 MrQBear: I dunno, with his hair like that, I could see Adam talking to me about history.
 accountmadeforants: Despite having like fifty mechanics... it's felt surprisingly vanilla?
 MrQBear: he looks scholarly to me.
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Nydestroyer: Breathing seems
 midnightcurryjazz: waow
 BrowneePoints: Love lukka, best card that wheeler doesn't like
 ReachW: same thing yeah
 definenull: wow
 pn55: 
 definenull: never punished
 LadyLockwood92: Oh dang.
 lamina5432: my biggest feels is not enough planeswalker removal for a 10 planeswalker set
micalovits: Its mom!
 arkham1981: easy game
 MegaDosX: Holy shit Adam
 baskwalla: Magic for babies, really
 Earthenone: cool praetology
 Nydestroyer: now to get passed her general
hd_dabnado: wow looks like you are Mom's favorite
 Hulyen: maaaaybe take that?
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 MurphEP: Adam, can you tell us how you do it?
 pn55: Just open the bombs. Simple!
 ReachW: 
micalovits: Mawp
 Easilycrazyhat: Hushbringer?
 McFluffums: yeah norn's cool and all, but Bladed Ambassador...
 LordManiMani: aaa ears
 LibraryWitchKei: Yeah just open Elesh Norn. Format solved
 beowuuf: there is no god (except for in adam's case, god came out of retirement)
 AugmentingPath: Thrun has protection from nongreen opponents
 RockPusher: TorpOrb
 definenull: dilt bifferent
 MurphEP: 
goombalax: Dilf Bittottent
 accountmadeforants: I was up against someone with that Elesh and somehow won. My secret? For whatever reason they refused to attack with it.
 brainbosh: Dilf Bitterant
 saucemaster5000: Hi Dilf Bifferent I'm Grandpa!
 MegaDosX: Thrun looks pretty great in this format
 azidbern95: looking forward to checking out Adam's new World of Warcraft video this weekend!
 Nydestroyer: not with elishnorn 
 kumatsu: yeah, you're just cutting white for Mom
IaCthulhuFthagn: Snap taking the Elesh Norn not because it's good or because you want to do ETB stuff but because you are traumatized by the initiative in eternal formats.
 Earthenone: head empty, jeep full
micalovits: Nothing is as beep as amonkhet
 Seth_Erickson: Flensing Raptor is kind of close
 Earthenone: take more white cards
 Seth_Erickson: Glider is pretty good
 ReachW: a bit less head empty than that Boros deck but not by much
 Hulyen: Gatecrash was also very beep beep
 LadyLockwood92: Teeth Bird
 Earthenone: charge of the mite brigaide
ipoddodd: teeth glider bird
3PlayerPolitics: ding!!
ConjugateVoices: congrats!
ipoddodd: souped!
 shurtal: Wheeler's at soup!
micalovits: More teeth planes!
 DerUser94: Glider is surprisingly good. I mean I knew it was good, but playing it, it overperformed
 MegaDosX: What do you mean you're /at soup/?!?
3PlayerPolitics: yeah they are when corript
 Nydestroyer: I dont think anyones telling you to stop
 ReachW: Why are you buying bowls at the soup store!?
3PlayerPolitics: @megadosx I'M at SOUP!!!
  Feriority: Now we just need the hive
 Earthenone: crawling in my skin
ipoddodd: That's a pretty late chorus
 BrowneePoints: she's a hell of a 7 mana walker
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Earthenone crawling in my crawl*
3PlayerPolitics: ooh madcap skillz
 AttackCowboy: flavorfully, Norn works too well with For Mirrodin
 Seth_Erickson: Volt Charge?
 Lordofironstorm: !card Madcap Skills
  LRRbot: Madcap Skills [1R] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +3/+0 and has menace.
 Hulyen: People at my FLGS game store weekly drafts started preemptively cutting me on Boros after a couple weeks during that format
 Seth_Erickson: The egg is fine
hackingducks: madskillz mic-check, c'mon.
 Hulyen: Bomber corps?
 McFluffums: there's a loose blue black sac theme
 McFluffums: it's...mediocre
 Hulyen: !card bomber corps
  LRRbot: Bomber Corps [1R] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/2] | Battalion — Whenever Bomber Corps and at least two other creatures attack, Bomber Corps deals 1 damage to any target.
mattydubs75: I hope adam picks up a lot of equipment for elesh norn, seems real good
hd_dabnado: She necro's on my to till I ski
 Hulyen: Also the two mana 3/2 was pretty good
3PlayerPolitics: good with the hguy who turns it into a 4/4 flying vigi
 Nydestroyer: I was too into the gates deck since it was so free on arena at the time due to the bots
mattydubs75: etb make 2 dudes!  busted
ConjugateVoices: Drivnod!
 Earthenone: so we are b/w
 McFluffums: double double!
 AugmentingPath: it's a yargle
ipoddodd: Yes, it makes another 2/2
 MegaDosX: Drivnod appears again
 ReachW: Viashino Firstblade 
 criss_doom: DONKEY
 Nydestroyer: I hope you get the one who doubles tokens as well
 LordManiMani: the ol Kamar Taj
ipoddodd: Drivnod kills people
hd_dabnado: 8/3 is sad
 BillTheCat: 8/3 indestructible is good
 lamina5432: 8/3 indestructable is nice
 Earthenone: indestructable looks pretty easy to get on it and it has 8 power
 Earthenone: eddys face?
 McFluffums: mirran bar-down it bud
 Nydestroyer: I loved that part about the playability of simic in highlander
ipoddodd: Blazing crescendo is a bit of a kill people dead in the RDW style
 LibraryWitchKei: That's common?
 Seth_Erickson: slash though
 Seth_Erickson: ?
DAC169: back in my day, commons just had flavor text
3PlayerPolitics: ooh equippo cat
 Fruan: Hello friends!
 Nydestroyer: just gotta open a good white rare in pack 3, maybe the 2/2 cat
 Nydestroyer: 
 beowuuf: greed, for want of a better word, is good
 McFluffums: how does Norn work with For Mirrodin!?
 Earthenone: !findquote greed
  LRRbot: Quote #8452: "One of those was for novelty, the second was for greed." —Graham [2023-02-01]
 AugmentingPath: costs 0 to play and equip to the aspirant
3PlayerPolitics: red opennn
hd_dabnado: wheeler did?
 Seth_Erickson: yeah +2 toughness can be game ruining for some decks
 Nydestroyer: doubles and then you pick which token to put the equipment on
ipoddodd: I thought it always attaches to the second that enters
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 McFluffums: fleshcutter baby, one of my favorites
ipoddodd: Wheeler all in on greed
 Seth_Erickson: Listen I said Hexgold Slash, but it's not my fault your table wheeled the defacto best red removal in the set
3PlayerPolitics: yeah cutter is great
 Seth_Erickson: Cutter is good
BraghDaMan: fliers + equipment = win
 Earthenone: we have evasive 2 drops
 xerjen: The cutter is great
 pn55: You do have the card that makes them cheaper yea
3PlayerPolitics: lolll
ipoddodd: With the aspirant it's 1WW to put from hand on to the menace
 Seth_Erickson: A slash the Bardiche perhaps
theamc2000: Cam-er-A
 McFluffums: I think it's a top 10 uncommon in the set, but you do have to build around it a bit...great on flyers, great on that conditional first striker
 Earthenone: 4/4 dobble strike flyer seems good
 definenull: every time I read a green card
 LordManiMani: I'm like that with limited!
SandbaggerOne: "activate only once per turn" oh nevermind so
 Lordofironstorm: blast tho
ConjugateVoices: equipment is good with Elesh Norn. Double the rebels
 Seth_Erickson: punisher I hardly know her
3PlayerPolitics: cut that flessssshhh
micalovits: Fourt aspirant is also fun
 Mr_Horrible: ayo Paul?
 Seth_Erickson: That duelist is an absolute beater in this limited I think
3PlayerPolitics: these packs lol
 Seth_Erickson: Anointer is good too
 definenull: Red is so open
ipoddodd: I think I like the double striker more, but the 2/2 first strike goes hard
  Feriority: Imagine hitting both of those packs in sealed
 AugmentingPath: really established dominance over the red and white lanes
 Seth_Erickson: I like the chorus yeah
3PlayerPolitics: chorus whee
hackingducks: i'm liking the rw constructed deck he's somehow drafted.
 LibraryWitchKei: The value police is here
3PlayerPolitics: got there
 McFluffums: rebuke so goooood
 Gaz_L: win drake
 McFluffums: oh well
 Seth_Erickson: Bardiche is an equipment yright
3PlayerPolitics: epic
 LordManiMani: shoosh
noonies: WHAT IS HAPPENING
 Sorator13: wow
 definenull: how is that last pick
 MegaDosX: Seems fair
 Nydestroyer: seems like you where in the right color
 MegaDosX: "But 'tis no pool, English"
 Lordofironstorm: Mid basilica
 Seth_Erickson: I think you want a bardiche don't you
 Seth_Erickson: over the skullbomb?
MrTulip: Adams robbing this draft table blind.
3PlayerPolitics: a little visit from Pirate Wheeler there ☠️
 Seth_Erickson: I might take the bardiche over a batterfist
 Seth_Erickson: actually
micalovits: This might be a 16 land deck for Adam
forshamesir: 2 tap lands are good
 pn55: One of each maybe
 Gaz_L: run 41 
FITorion: is that supposed to be a fleshy muscle floor...?
 Seth_Erickson: I'm not a huge fan of the skullbomb
 Seth_Erickson: personally
 JokerBoney: this feels like a 16 land format the more i play it
aholz: then find a new doctor
 Gaz_L: free skull estate
 LadyLockwood92: 'My doctor says I'm not allowed anymore glistening oil.'
 offbeatwitch: it's free! card advantage
 offbeatwitch: we're giving you a card
josh___something: Why did it take me this long to realize that I DON'T have destiny running in the background and the music was coming from the stream... In other news, huh that BGM sounds mildly like destiny music
 Seth_Erickson: I think the etb trigger creature is better with our deck not necessarily that teh skullbomb is bad
 TheWriterAleph: bet you can't eat just [ONE]
 asthanius: watermelon kids
ipoddodd: The watermelons go hard
3PlayerPolitics: @ladylockwood92 Heretic doctor! Blind to the Truth!!!
 LordManiMani: 
 Mr_Horrible: 
 BusTed: 👢
SnowBuddy18: they also changed sour cherry blasters to be under the sour patch kids banner
 emberBecky: the watermelons are the best ones tho
 MrSarkhan: 
 pn55: 
 cmdrelk: 
 MegaDosX: Wheeler and Adam is a dangerous combination on stream and I am here for it
 ReachW: 
 Lordofironstorm: Skill issue
 Seth_Erickson: Flensing Raptor is such a beating
micalovits: Sure is!
 BrowneePoints: AND volt charge Adam!
 Nydestroyer: its phyrexian now too
 AugmentingPath: vroomingbird
3PlayerPolitics: beep beep!
 LordManiMani: whoooooo
 definenull: lel
 BrowneePoints: wait but you play theros
 Seth_Erickson: we bladegraft and fleshcutter right
 MegaDosX: Don't hate punching right now, since among other things it threatens Corrupted
noonies: yeah, we bladegraft here and next turn we can play and equip the fleshcutter
3PlayerPolitics: 
noonies: or play it now hell I thought it was T3
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/FurtiveRoughAardvarkBleedPurple-j4hlKWNP9Thy-j4a
ConjugateVoices: unglued
 gualdhar: Origins
 saucemaster5000: HIghlander
titojayisgreat6: fallen empires?
 MegaDosX: I assume we Disruption the 3/3?
ConjugateVoices: I buy that.
 Going_Medium: Pack wars fallen empire
 kilnfiendpotter: Mini masters?
micalovits: M11
 BrowneePoints: Oh god yea Adam's Birthday Theros Draft WAS 5 years ago
ipoddodd: OP said war I guess
 MegaDosX: Though it may not matter, good lord
hackingducks: trying to think of a set that was practically nothing but big dumb creatures you bashed
 Mr_Horrible: the smooth boros machine
EvilBadman: pre-modern, white border, yeah
 definenull: ixalan it has dinosaurs *and* pirates *and* merfolk
 Lordofironstorm: 3xDragon's Maze
 LordManiMani: @browneepoints happy 5th birthday to the Adam birthday draft. like Sondheim
 BrowneePoints: now we disrupt drake and VROOM
 MegaDosX: Wow
 MegaDosX: RW doing RW things
 pn55: Beep bepp!
hackingducks: @definenull this is the one I was thinking of but I couldn't remember its name
3PlayerPolitics: kerrrunch
  Feriority: Oh no, you saw the line
 MegaDosX: "But if I attack I can proliferate!" - the opponent, probably
 bwk789: Adam comes in, cleans up. Clear Skill Diff!
 LastCenturion: "no! you should have waited!"
 Lordofironstorm: beep and/or beep
 Mr_Horrible: tfw you think "maybe I can race?" and then  you realize you cannot race
 Simonark: Look, sometimes you just want to refuse to proliferate your own poison counters one last time before you die
  Feriority: Maybe OP knew they were dead and wanted to progress a daily quest
 BrowneePoints: Folks are underestimating how fast the Boros Deck is
 BrowneePoints: and with mites unable to block it's REAL good
 Mr_Bitterness: I'm the opposite, always ready for Boros after I won so many Amonkhet drafts with it
 Mr_Horrible: it feels like you need to reach a critical mass of some of the enablers, but it can sneak under a lot of people
 Lordofironstorm: Id think Boros might be good, but maybe not Boros Equipment
 Lordofironstorm: Red/White Deck Wins is the way to go
  Feriority: Well they are a cat
 MegaDosX: Yeah the Toxic ETB animation is quite something
 definenull: I think boros equip only supports one player at a draft table, but if you're that one player it's pretty sweet
 LordManiMani: ah white red. the archetype that has only itself as an archetype
 LadyLockwood92: 'Any 2/5's in chat?'
 bwk789: Can you disrupt the equipment and does it fall off?
 BrowneePoints: nope
micalovits: !card planar disruption
  LRRbot: Planar Disruption [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant artifact, creature, or planeswalker / Enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.
 BrowneePoints: you can't re equip
 BrowneePoints: but that's it
 bwk789: Thanks Adam and bp
 AugmentingPath: equip injector back and forth like 5 times, for value
 AugmentingPath: 
 BrowneePoints: missed land drop I bet
3PlayerPolitics: waaaaw
 Easilycrazyhat: Good name
 LordManiMani: extremely good
 BrowneePoints: Quentin and Tarantino'd by Writtin Directino
 LadyLockwood92: Beat me to itt.
 McFluffums: that joke was pretty big
 LordManiMani: AND a boy
 BrowneePoints: I watched his Interview on Mythical Kitchen for Last Meal
 BrowneePoints: interesting guy
 Gaz_L: I'm Tom Hanks, noted typewriter enthusiast
 saucemaster5000: What was Tom Hank's job in Cast away?
 Simonark: Welcome to Wheeler's Bible Study And Tom Hanks Fancast
EvilBadman: He could have been a trainc conductor in Pvt Ryan, we never learn what his joib was
 gualdhar: My name is Benjamin Button and I play Tom Hanks playing a train conductor in Polar Express
EvilBadman: @saucemaster5000 fed ex
 BrowneePoints: Something corporate @saucemaster5000
 Mr_Horrible: Big Fence
 BrowneePoints: he was on a business flight
 saucemaster5000: Right! Fed Ex!
EvilBadman: (and my pvt ryan comment is joke, we do know what the job was)
 BrowneePoints: It's been years since I've watched both
EvilBadman: You're welcome Cameron 
LordPhyriX: did wheeler pay the life? I feel so deprived.
 AugmentingPath: unsubscribe hanksfacts
ipoddodd: You could make a 4/0 to block 
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: I'm pretty sure Tom Hanks was an executive for FedEx in Castaway. There was no WORK involved.
 BrowneePoints: Also fun fact Cameron, my grandpa who was a WW2 vet, went to see Saving Private Ryan(since it's based on people he went to Basic with) and the opening scene was so accurate he had to walk out of the theater
 Simonark: Wait, what were Tom Hanks' jobs in Bachelor Party and Charlie Wilson's War?
 objectivefailure: "I'll make it back for you, Sir Topham Hat"
 saucemaster5000: Colin
 Gaz_L: Colin
 LadyLockwood92: Colin.
 BrowneePoints: Colin
 BusTed: Thomas the Hanks Engine
 quatoria: but WOULD chet be such a chet, if he had been named Bob?
EvilBadman: Thanks, Tom Hanks. Thanks.
 BrowneePoints: Colin Chet and Truman
 Lordofironstorm: tom hanks
goombalax: no not Callum. Colin
 LadyLockwood92: Dang it Wheeler.
 Gaz_L: Colin Hanks is directing a documentary about John Candy soon
 kilnfiendpotter: I loved Tom's work in Carly Rae Jepsen's music video
 McFluffums: he's got 4 apparently....Truman and Elizabeth Ann
 quatoria: was it nominative accuracy or nominative determinism
 BrowneePoints: Yep 3 boys and one Girl
 BrowneePoints: Elizabeth, Chet, Colin and Truman
 saucemaster5000: Colin Hanks' voice is eerily similar to his Dad's
ipoddodd: You lose a life?
 BrowneePoints: Ah Truman Hanks is a lil cutie!
 AugmentingPath: build your own phyrexian arena
 MegaDosX: Only sac once per turn though, which seems to have caught them there
 thraximore: I always seem to tune in when someone is flooding out
 MegaDosX: "All I can offer you is this Swamp" - Arena, probably
 BrowneePoints: oh yea the first movie I saw Colin Hanks in was Get Over It..good old early 2000s teen comedies
 Gaz_L: @MegaDosX damnit Arena, he's the perfect guy to offer an egg in this trying time!
 zladcommathe: was there a giveaway in the last l like 40min or so?
 Seth_Erickson: the rat slows down oblit pretty hard too
lastspartan607: gamers gaming gamingly
 Gaz_L: i think i've only seen Colin Hanks in the first season of Fargo, which he's very good in
 BrowneePoints: Colin is a pretty good actor
 BrowneePoints: Chet is okay but boy he looks like a chet
 MegaDosX: Holy shit bullet dodged
 Lordofironstorm: yooooo
 thraximore: 
 ReachW: mommy milled
 ArcOfTheConclave: did op have no targets?
 thraximore: what's left in your deck that you can draw?
 kumatsu: Imagine if OP had the dies trigger rare
ipoddodd: @ArcOfTheConclave OP has a bunch of 3 drops, a nimraiser, and an elesh
 Gaz_L: secret win
 definenull: maybe the Wanderer will magically appear
 thraximore: adam must've just missed lethal 
 LadyLockwood92: 'Don't tell people how I live' - Adam Savidan.
 MegaDosX: Reanimate from a graveyard, not just your own
3PlayerPolitics: OOP
 thraximore: there we go
 MegaDosX: Puts them to 1
 BrowneePoints: Oh cool! Tom's youngest son Truman is going down the Cinematography route instead of acting
hd_dabnado: gladiator, arena singleton
 Gaz_L: like always
 definenull: will OP not see the line?
 MegaDosX: I think you might have them short of something like Tyvar's Stand
 Seth_Erickson: Kaya's so strong
 saucemaster5000: What's Caillou's Passive?
 Mr_Horrible: 
ipoddodd: They need to have... specifically sheoldred's edict?
 Gaz_L: @saucemaster5000 Menace 
 bwk789: No edict pls
 definenull: (each day he grows some more)
  Feriority: Each day he learns some more
 MegaDosX: I hate it
 pn55: 
 Badchop: so Caillou is busted
 Seth_Erickson: edict or tyvar's stand is what kills us
 h3rsh3yb4r: nothing
 TheMandrew: Caillou starts at 4 loyalty
 Omthebox: Monster Hunter Rise
 BrowneePoints: watching yall
 Mr_Horrible: Playing the Metroid Prime Remaster
 McFluffums: magic, superbowl, farmers market
 Nydestroyer: nothing as per usual
 NotCainNorAbel: more work
 JosephDeath: Haircut
micalovits: Board games tomorrow!
hd_dabnado: learning photography
 Seth_Erickson: working
 quatoria: Playing Lancer RPG
hackingducks: thanks you too
 kumatsu: Farmer's market with friends I haven't seen since before the pandemic
NarishmaReborn: star trek rpg
 azidbern95: watching Adam's WoW video
ipoddodd: crimes
3PlayerPolitics: watching the Superb Owl
 shurtal: the BIG GAME
 MegaDosX: Watching you guys play Magic right now
 saucemaster5000: Designing the Caillou magic card now, apparently
 gualdhar: Caillou's ult is a board wipe, he' shad enough
 blepharic: D&D
 TheWriterAleph: ey yo twitch chat
adambomb625: slowly dying
 Seth_Erickson: My work week starts on the weekend
 Arikell: Reevaluating my life choices
BraghDaMan: lotsa chillin'
Kaktus021: Big Chaos multiworld randomizer
 objectivefailure: Early Valentine's day
 WalkingProfanity: I' am drunk
 Mr_Bitterness: Not watching the superb owl
 Manae: birthday celebrations of a sort
realmairzydoats: Alpacas
ConjugateVoices: look for a job
 zladcommathe: working twelve hour shifts
 vanman229: WE DIDNT START THE FIRE
  79james: buying more fish
  Feriority: Watching wrestling on saturday, then spending sunday freaking out about a doctor's appointment Monday
Ris_Bl00dlord: nothing i will stop exiting after this stream
 Musicsquid: My dnd group made a roguelite version of dnd
 WalkingProfanity: vodka
 ReachW: My step-sister is having a gender reveal party for her kid so I might not be here next week.
 kilnfiendpotter: Taking care of my BABY
LordPhyriX: visiting friends out of town, thank you for asking Adam
 LadyLockwood92: Probably playing some FF14, probably with Adam's new video in the background 
 BrowneePoints: OOOO wait I've got something! Celebrating my mom's Chemo success! She's not quite cancer free but it's the first real positive step in 13 months!
 azidbern95: running the first session of a TTRPG
 bwk789: Art exhibition for Matt Dixon, did art for hs as well as some mtg cards like yargle stp
   LoadingReadyRun: @BrowneePoints yay!
 Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePoints ayyy that's great! Congratulations!
 Seth_Erickson: @BrowneePoints 
ghyllnox: @reachw If they start a fire make sure to get it on video for us
 McFluffums: 1-3=win
3PlayerPolitics: grats! @browneepoints
 YeetTheRich_: @BrowneePoints let's gooo
 betweenmyself: Sitting around, wishing I had more opportunities to inflict  upon Adam.
xHeroRuSH: 
 BrowneePoints: Yea! 2 Cycles and 13 months in but chemo is working signs are all good, and she's healthy enough to start immunotherapy!
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hd_dabnado: of the fancy variety
micalovits: Shine boostie
 TheFickleCat: oooooo!
 ReachW: @ghyllnox I mean, I absolutely will do that but I need to survive to upload it so wish me luck I guess. 
BraghDaMan: I want them so much more now
 shurtal: multiple Pax? Dibs on South
qwertiest_mint: Teeth
 MegaDosX: Oh no
xHeroRuSH: Teeth
BraghDaMan: teeth
 GrumblingMoblin: teeth
hackingducks: teeth?
 Badchop: lol
noonies: TEETH
 Seth_Erickson: teeth
urist_mc_wazdakka: teeth
Mapadabe: Teeth
LordPhyriX: teeth
mibukotaro: teeth
 Nashlake: teeth
 azidbern95: TEETH
 TheWriterAleph: teeth
 Unas84:  
 gualdhar: Teeth
NarishmaReborn: teeth
 Lordofironstorm: Teeth
 FPNY41: Teeth
Yozy: teeth
theroad0: teeth
micalovits: TEETH
 Lobo_Apache: TEETH
anxietyparadingashuman: teeth
 thraximore: teeth
hackingducks: teeth
ipoddodd: Teeth
realmairzydoats: Teeth
Svendryn: Teeth
 Badchop: TEETH
3PlayerPolitics: teeth
 MurphEP: teeth
 AtomicAlchemical: Teeth
rogueiguana: teeth
 SourcePlaysGames: TEETH
 cy0nknight: teeth
 Jovh11: Teeth
 BaronVonPoppinOff: teeth
 TheMandrew: Teeth
Taulton: Teeth
shockcycle: teeth
 earlgrey82: teeth
 betweenmyself: 
  79james: teeth
 CandyNuke: teeth
Ris_Bl00dlord: teeth
ghyllnox: Teeth
 Morment: teeth
 WiJohn: Teeth
nymistrya: teeth
 NotCainNorAbel: teeth
aholz: teeth
 ReachW: TEETH
 BrookJustBones: teeth
hd_dabnado: TEETH
Rift_goose: TEETH
 Dark_Destra: teeth
  Juliamon: teeth
 MadWolf1290: teeth
TheCataloop: Teeth
Kaktus021: Teeth
 krfsm: teeth
Infinixx: teeth
 PipeSmokingOwl:  
 Mr_Bitterness: teeth
 McFluffums: wait for the go
weatherlight2: teeth
Aenllan: teeth
Im__Contributing: teeth
 objectivefailure: Teeth
 nifleon: Teeth
 Sogheim: teeth
 kumatsu: teeth
 samu_btdp1985: Teeth
Ivannorr: teeth
 asthanius: teeth
headshot0312: teeth
 A_Dub888: TEETH
 WalkingProfanity: teeth
lunarch_ether: teeth
elfowlgirl: teeth
Rift_goose: teeth
 lamina5432: teeth
 Minib2k: Teeth
 definenull: teeth
 SolarBlitz1: teeth
 Riiiiiiis: teeth
 hanzi_keat: Teeth
 virgil82: teeth
Kelderan: teeth
 SuperPenguinWizard: teeth
YoungByNature: teeth
 Nenluen: teeth
hexagonalguinea: teeth
Mr_Namazu: teeth
 letfireraindown: teeth
 Datnade012: teeth
Ris_Bl00dlord: Teeth
 InTheHouseOfHavok: Teeth
 RamblingRhetoric: teeth
Gooseblast: teeth
 bwk789: Teeth
penultima86: Teeth
 Unas84: teeth
 shurtal: teeth
elfmonkey24: teeth
beanboydeluxe: teeth
EvilBadman: teeth
 Akaias: teeth
 arkham1981: teeth
 Easilycrazyhat: Teeth
 Voidhawk42: teeth
CrazymattCaptain: teeth
 JosephDeath: teeth
 starmute12: teeth
Token_Gay_Friend: teeth
 RunicScribe: teeth
  r10pez10: teeth
 rosesmcgee: teeth
Kuolar: Teeth
salamisuperstar: teeth
 CururuGuasu: Teeth
FlapYak: Teeth
goombalax: Teeth
 Hulyen: teeth
13Ghost13: teeth
YoungByNature: TEETH
LaskoReadsComics: teeth
 MadWolf1290: or T E E T H
 colonelkreiner: teeth
 TophTheHermit: teeth
fereil: Teeth
 SoldieroFortune: Teeth
 h3rsh3yb4r: Teeth
jithua: teeth
cardbross: teeth
chinchilled: teeth
 criss_doom: Teeth
 LadyLockwood92: teeth
 wrapscalion: teeth
 offbeatwitch: teeth
adambomb625: team
Mindfire13: teeth
 TheOtherTrevor: Teeth
 Shragon: teeth
 FarleyF: teeth
 Gaz_L: teeth
Days_one: teeth
 bojuka_pog: Teeth
bartsch1776: Teeth
MaskdEnigma: teeth
VampiricVixenIX: Teeth
 bo_brinkman: teeth
 ElCoggins: teeth
CrescendoSlash: teeth
Ibberlop: Teeth
satoribearpuncher: Teeth
 Omthebox: Teeth
 PipeSmokingOwl: teeth
Tekcor17: teeth
 Nydestroyer: tooth
josh___something: TEETH
Wibblesqueak: Teeth
 aiamethyst: teeth
 kilnfiendpotter: teeth
 Jobot180: teeth
mattydubs75: teeth
benrbls: teeth
xHeroRuSH: teeth
 zladcommathe: teeth
 Easilycrazyhat:  
Ewayko: teeth
 laundreydhull: teeth
 sausecoder: teeth
 Calaban161: Teeth
 Chipton: teeth
 JokerBoney: teeth
Mind2Waste: teeth
 Wolfstrike_NL: teeth
yatagarasu1177: teeth
 meepsalot: teeth
 floofynewf: teeth
DylPage: teeth
 SK__Ren: teeth
 Nydestroyer: teeth
 beowuuf: teeth
 Nukified: teeth
 BrowneePoints: Teeth
 Charlymandias: Teeth
ConjugateVoices: teeth
sherlock_olms: teeth
Tarkeis: teeth
pyronils80: teeth
 McFluffums: oh boy this is upsetting
notsomuchsuccess: teeth
 TheFickleCat: Teeth
YoungByNature: teeth
DarthRagnar815: teeth
 thraximore:  
Ris_Bl00dlord: Teeth 󠀀
Derrigan: teeth
JusticeJuice: Teeth
 blepharic: teeth
 MrQBear: teeth
 Ryuzicohn28: teeth
Orxolon: teeth
BenevolentCow: teeth
Xavart092: teeth
 YeetTheRich_: teeth
jovens_v: teeth
adambomb625: teeth
 Peter_Chordash: teeth
 ghizmou: teeth
3and4fifths: TEETH
 quigonginnjuice: teeth
Ris_Bl00dlord: Teeth
horridcrustacean: teeth
zatek027: Teeth
 AdamTheIndividual: teeth
 FenrisSchafer: Teeth
slopingrafa2: teeth
werebears_arms: teeth
Mastertoenail: Teeth
Ris_Bl00dlord: \Teeth
occasionallyrelevant: Teeth
 Voidhawk42: Just got here, why are we saying this?
mibukotaro: Teeth
 McFluffums: teeth
 Gaz_L: #justteeththings
urist_mc_wazdakka: tEeTh
 wordlessRage: Teeth
ralphthellama: teeth
hd_dabnado: love dem teeth
 Mediocre_Man5: teeth
 DeM0nFiRe: teeth
 cmdrelk: Teeth
blasterzero3: teeth
 Phosfur: TEETH
Ervefel: teeth
 bwk789:  
Ris_Bl00dlord: Teeth
Storm297: teeth
 comrade_cards: teeth
 laundreydhull: & now,  
 bojuka_pog:  
Pandor1m: teeth
 spsworkz: teeth
TurnedToFrog: teeth
  Feriority:   teeth  
whitefirecomix: teeth
MordigalDK: teeth
 WalkingProfanity: 
 ChillEPenguin: teeth
ewalkedaway: Teeth
rivibi: Teeth
 Jarlax: teeth
 Musicsquid: Teeth
TheCataloop: teeth
luu_luu: teeth
 RockPusher: teeth
TheMadEgyptian: teeth
 ThankYouUro: teeth
Phaers: Teeth
hd_dabnado: no 
BraghDaMan: Teeth
 MolaMolaphant: teeth
LordPhyriX: 
 j0biwan: Teeth
 v_nome: teeth
3and4fifths: teef
 Slytherin42: teeth
 schwitty_26: Teeth
 Bahamutwize: teeth
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: teetH
 gualdhar: but what about Second Boosties
 MoxCubitZirconium: Teeth
NarishmaReborn: maybe if you're good
unicornery: Teeth
 ReachW: Can Kiefer enter is the real question.
 Calaban161: @Voidhawk42 Booster packs
 WalkingProfanity:  
 Slytherin42:  
 Mai_Andra: We have booster packs at home.
3PlayerPolitics: great British Punds??
 j0biwan: 🦷
Ryxiene: Teeth
 Lordofironstorm: Green/Blue/Purple
YoungByNature: teeth
 QuixoticZ: teeth
 saucemaster5000: Pat should really get that checked it's been blue since 1893
whitefirecomix: teeth
NarishmaReborn: we do this often
ipoddodd:  
 Lordofironstorm: My favorite color combo
hackingducks: @Mai_Andra booster pack he has at home: homelands
Phaers: teeth
 Frogasaurus90: teeth
xHeroRuSH: to packs of teeth
NarishmaReborn: also, we are all dentists giving you reminders
 offbeatwitch: we wanna make sure everyone's thinking about teeth
t7112: teeth
 ReachW: I try not to think about GBP either. It gets upsetting at this point.
 baskwalla: teeth
 RockPusher: I mean, this chat doesn't need a reason normally
 Fruan: teeth
 TheOtherTrevor: Because this set is Phyrexia: All Will Be Teeth
QAraignee: teeth
 jedi_master_zll: teeth
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: teeth
 ChrisGMiller: teeth
trevarooo: teeth
 WalrusOntheCourt: teeth
 Riiiiiiis: It's dental hygieine minute
 buemmschaf: teeth
 BrowneePoints: Question for LRR, you find yourself on Great Canadian Bake Off. What week do you dread and what week do you think you'd do well on?
 Voidhawk42: Oh sweet! I thought it was just a bi, but packs are nice too
  Feriority: Because of all the flying teeth monsters
 CommanderPulsar: teeth
 laundreydhull: b cuz Phyrexia. That's why!
spiritkamuy: teeth
 HIYgamer: teeth
ipoddodd: I would have liked for toothy to be in this set
 MegaDosX: Go on
Phaers: teeth
Telepathicwombat: teeth
 TanukiJohn: teeth
xHeroRuSH: teef
BraghDaMan: are you sure you're playing limited?  Sheesh
  r10pez10: toothy is imaginary and can't hurt me
 WalkingProfanity:   
 MadWolf1290:   
Kaktus021: 
 RockPusher:   
   LoadingReadyRun: winner is spsworkz
 ReachW: congrats!
ConjugateVoices: grats!
 MegaDosX: Conglaturation!
 Seth_Erickson: congrats
 beowuuf: yay
 TheWriterAleph:   
micalovits: Wooo! Gratz!
 NotCainNorAbel: yeah
 MurphEP:   
 LadyLockwood92: Congrats~
t7112: yea
 bwk789: Gratz
 shurtal: ggs spsworkz!
 FPNY41: Gratz
NarishmaReborn: \conga rats!
 virgil82: Congrats!
pyronils80: congrats
nymistrya: Wooo!
josh___something: Teeth!
 Calaban161: Con grats
 Dark_Destra:  
 letfireraindown: Congrats!
 TophTheHermit:   
 AtomicAlchemical: Congratulations
  Feriority: spsworkz, congratulations on the teeth
 TheFickleCat:  
goombalax: a new account made today: Wen Bheeler!
 Phosfur:   
 FarleyF:      
Ryxiene: Congrats! 🎉
 spsworkz: Yay
 WiJohn:    
micalovits: Adam just needed more TEETH
EvilBadman: And that giveaway raised enough morale for Adam to win
 MegaDosX: 
 thraximore: 
Artificer_Evan: @spsworkz Congrats
 definenull: small indie company
 shendaras: 
 ReachW: oh heck yeah I love it when Arena does that. It's 1500 free gems
BraghDaMan: they really are BOOSTER packs!
 BrowneePoints: I mean, you're also very good at Magic Adam.
t7112: wow Ben, what did you do to that arena?
 TophTheHermit: What happens when the Win bar gets full?
 BrowneePoints: he introduced a format
 BrowneePoints: so the client got mad
 bwk789: It goes back down top
 Gaz_L: yeah, it just looks like roping to the other side
t7112: what proof?  I ate the proof....
 MegaDosX: It'd be nice if you could somehow let your opponent know "sorry I d/ced, I'm not an actual wingus", but alas
 BrowneePoints: ooo Fruit Bowl!
 ReachW: Don't worry about any of that wheeler in my experience they'll refund it regardless of evidence.
 Gaz_L: like the edited voiceover from the last Dark Pictures game
Asrimal: Gummy Venus.....
 Seth_Erickson: Sheoldie's edict?
 offbeatwitch: that's the unity seal of quality
micalovits: Uhhh, the good Edict!
 thraximore: you're blacklisted by arena, rip
interiorexplosion: Running as admin sometimes fixes it. Yes actually
t7112: I joined the stream a few minutes ago so I may have missed it....what is your guys opinion of the limited format?
 Lordofironstorm: WotC is famouse for their well-made, bug-free programs
 Seth_Erickson: Against All Odds saying or both is very good too.
ConjugateVoices: That is doubley true for MTO
 Gaz_L: mighty mighty mitetones
 MegaDosX: Doesn't feel like Elesh Norn's aesthetic though
 Seth_Erickson: dodged a bullet there right doesn't their mite have first strike?
 Seth_Erickson: oh wait nevermind
Ris_Bl00dlord: i image mites making a chittering noice
  Feriority: @MegaDosX But imagine Norn on her throne, plotting evilly while she strokes a purring mite on her lap
 Gaz_L: goodbye, and good night.... BANG
 bwk789: Bop it
  Feriority: Gives it a little scritch behind its ear-analogues
 MegaDosX: T1 Duress in limited huh
 betweenmyself: Adam channeling his spirit animal 
 keyforgealchemist: does this make y'all one big family?
 Gaz_L: mmm that New Deck smell
 krfsm: aye
 ReachW: It is
3PlayerPolitics: yeeep 
3PlayerPolitics: 
EvilBadman: From the classic: To Catch a Yeti
EvilBadman: Rifftrax is the ol' MST3K folks
3PlayerPolitics: classic Mr. Loaf
 Arikell: What about the youtube streamers?
 Gaz_L: speaking of Rifftrax, i feel like i've seen a lot of people reference Shake Hands With Danger lately
 h3rsh3yb4r: They let you design a  flavor right?
salamisuperstar: Gary Fuel?
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 pn55: 
 pn55: That's so rude
 definenull: HAH
 ContingentCat:  what
 ReachW: noice
 MegaDosX: Who pays that much for a keyboard?
 betweenmyself: What would an Adam Savidan inspired Gfuel flavor taste like?
 saucemaster5000: Good deal, a lot of adult men still have trouble finding the G-Fuel Spot
 Wolfstrike_NL: wowwie
 LadyLockwood92: Dang
 TheWriterAleph: does it PLAY for you???
 A_Dub888: 
drcthulu: was it gilded in gold?
ConjugateVoices: Hot. Damn.
 thraximore: 
 bytecaster: Types letters good
 definenull: so about 2k CAD
EvilBadman: How Cherry were those switches, brah
aholz: note to self stream League and get Riot to Notice MeTM
 WalrusOntheCourt: Adam is killing me here. I am typing this on my personally built mechanical keyboard...the pain...the pain....
xHeroRuSH: made with actual cherries
  Feriority: OG Model Ms go for so much less than that
 ContingentCat: because clearly skill comes from expensive keyboards 
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BraghDaMan: the -4/-4 is a sorcery I think
BraghDaMan: !card drown in ichor
  LRRbot: Drown in Ichor [1B] | Sorcery | Target creature gets −4/−4 until end of turn. Proliferate.
ConjugateVoices: mechanical switches
 Nydestroyer: cherry brown is harlies brother
 Omthebox: I'm using Cherry MX Browns. Very clicky
 WalrusOntheCourt: Cherry blue = very loud.  
 definenull: that's how they get ya, don't show the total price till the end
 MegaDosX: !card whispers of the dross
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 MegaDosX: !card whisper of the dross
  LRRbot: Whisper of the Dross [B] | Instant | Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. Proliferate.
 ContingentCat: oh Ian
 MegaDosX: Fine, LRRbot
 LunchB0x_13: adam wheeler and cameron? In MY fambly jambly? it's more likely than you think
ConjugateVoices: Sounds like a genius
 WalrusOntheCourt: My keyboard needs a speaker that sounds like a car backfiring for every keypress
 definenull: because of course Ian would do that
 Badchop: You _can_ but why
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 betweenmyself: I prefer keys with built in fidget spinners 
EvilBadman: Need only one really loud key attached to your Destiny 2 Ult
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 BigUruz: what up chat
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 Seth_Erickson: I don't understand the enjoyment of the big clicky clacks
aholz: don't you mean "speaking the _ruth"
 definenull: yall are so damn precious thank you
 MegaDosX: Holy cats
 MegaDosX: Go Adam
  Feriority: I like the clicky feedback more than the sound itself, but the sound is part of the whole experience of the feedback
drcthulu: was it like one of the keyboards where every key was a little led screen cuz 800$ US is insane for a keyboard
  Feriority: I have quiet switches but they're still pretty clicky
 WalrusOntheCourt: New MTG card: "Mechanical Keyboard" - the sounds create a wrath effect on the board.
ghyllnox: Does something special happen when it hits 50? Assuming that's the top
 kumatsu: One of these days Paul like "You know what, I do mine" and unplugs the switchboard and walks out
 offbeatwitch: i think red is surprisingly strong in this set
 Sogheim: sometimes I forget Paul knows a lot about Magic because I never see him play it
 definenull: is some other mic unmuted? I hear corridor talk
 RockPusher: Paul's pro tour arc was some time ago now 
 definenull: oh wait it's just the whispering in the arena bgm
 MegaDosX: Oh hey Norn showed up
Asrimal: Hooooo
ipoddodd: hello machine mom
  Graham_LRR: I’m emotionally invested in Cameron’s game
hd_dabnado: @Graham_LRR im financially invest in cam's game
 MadWolf1290: well dome Cam
 MegaDosX: Go Cam go!
 MadWolf1290: done*
  Graham_LRR: Hell yeah
 ReachW: nicely done, Cam! That looked like a tough game!
Drathak:  
t7112: way to go Cam!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 BigUruz: those are my numbers cam - i feel you
 AkiraBalance27: yesss
 Wolfstrike_NL: Booooo
 Gaz_L: treat yo self
 beowuuf: lol
 Sogheim: nooooo
drcthulu: The haunted puppet lives on!
 RockPusher:   
 TheWriterAleph: oh noooo 
 Gaz_L: there should be a compleated puppet Jace
 AkiraBalance27: shouldve compleated the puppet for the set
 ReachW: And like you said, Cam, he outlived meat Jace!
 Nydestroyer: its raining jace
 BartholemewTheKitten: Norn's strings?
 LadyLockwood92: Now there's *two* Jace puppets.
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 MegaDosX: @LadyLockwood92 Hiyoooooo
 bytecaster: Would that one have teethy strings?
 Sogheim: they have to bring back the puppet on a card sometime. give it some noble sacrifice with a Vraska puppet
 keyforgealchemist: compleated puppet Jace should be animatronic ala Chuck E Cheese
micalovits: Hard without Black mana though
ipoddodd: Well, they have forests and plains...
 Gaz_L: @Sogheim honestly surprised it didn't make Unfinity
 AkiraBalance27: wow they just took it
 Gaz_L: Space Beleren was funny, but surely they sell puppet Joce's at the park
chaostreader: !card leonin lightbringer
  LRRbot: Leonin Lightbringer [2W] | Creature — Cat Rebel [3/2] | Ward {2} / As long as Leonin Lightbringer is equipped, it gets +1/+1.
 asthanius: Moss Kami?
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 andy1503: hullo
 Gaz_L: oh, does Ben like Kamigawa? 
 asthanius: who's my little layered boy?
 definenull: onyo
 BigUruz: @Gaz_L first ive heard of it
 ContingentCat: @Gaz_L not sure he's so vauge about it
 ElektroTal: does Ben like Kamigawa? you should probably check out a podcast in a few months =)
 MegaDosX: Oh you can double spell this turn, neat
BraghDaMan: I'da bounced the batterfist for this turn
  Feriority: Better butterfist than pistonfist
 sporkraptor: the oily slam
 DrLigmaPhD: Ol' Barb Butterfist, best baker in the county
 couchboyj: I didn't mean to punch you, I just have these butterfists!
 MegaDosX: Mother!
BraghDaMan: Mommy's home!
NarishmaReborn: the betazoid gift box in TNG
 DrLigmaPhD: Porclean Mommy!
 AkiraBalance27: rude
BraghDaMan: Mommy's gone!
 couchboyj: Crawling Chorus looks like a Persona enemy.
 MegaDosX: I mean, if she ate a six mana removal spell then that's not...terrible
 beowuuf: like a space 1999 or something even
 MegaDosX: !card volt charge
  LRRbot: Volt Charge [2R] | Instant | Volt Charge deals 3 damage to any target. Proliferate.
Bruceski: There's a lot of old shows it would fit right into
 bytecaster: @couchboyj It does look like the generic shadow chasing you in dungeons, you are right!
 lamina5432: lethal?
 MegaDosX: Kill the 1/1, punch?
 MegaDosX: You put them to nine poison this way
 MegaDosX: Oh wait hang on, proliferate, yeah you might have killed them that turn
realmairzydoats: Totally the betazoid gift box
goombalax: its the blade of Skrelves
 MegaDosX: Adam would have gotten through with two Toxic creatures and Volt Charge would have proliferated
drcthulu: 
 lamina5432: kill the 1/1 then proliferate the poisen
 thraximore: unbelievable
 couchboyj: Leeches is on the RL, those counters aint going nowhere
janks009: attack with raptor also would have been a win
BraghDaMan: 2 ways at once
 bytecaster: They might not be though
BraghDaMan: raptor is pacified
 Lordofironstorm: volt charge for the full victory
hackingducks: double victory
ipoddodd: wait we lose
BraghDaMan: it adds toxic to all with it
 andy1503: nurse kills us
ipoddodd: plague nurse kills us
 JokerBoney: not judging the play but is there a reason to instead equip and jump the mite instead to have another blocker
 MegaDosX: Nurse can only be once per turn fortunately
 Easilycrazyhat: Woooow. What a final game.
 andy1503: oh yooo
 andy1503: i cant count
 MegaDosX: Compleat Victory
 andy1503: niceee
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 ReachW: niiiiiice
 couchboyj: The Jace treatment
 AkiraBalance27: whooo
 Trahas: nice
 pn55:   
 offbeatwitch: easy 7-0
wulfram77: Doulbe Kll!
 sporkraptor: wooooo
ghyllnox: \o/
micalovits: Not even close!
 Athelgar: gg
 couchboyj: Killed and Compleated
 MegaDosX: I still think you had them that other turn, but a win's a win
 lamina5432: fun games
7gorobei:  
Drathak: 7-0 
 Sogheim: Adam is just too strong
  Feriority: Straight to the shadow realm
 definenull: how does it feel to re-retire champion?
ConjugateVoices: That looked *clean*
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 sporkraptor: oh hey I recognize that sticker on Adam's laptop (I think to myself before remembering it's the LRR sticker and I have it on my car) >___<
 Wolfstrike_NL: @MegaDosX yea I came out at the same math, but got there anyway
 MegaDosX: @Wolfstrike_NL That's all that matters tbh
zombub: Definitely had it a few turns earlier but got the achievement this way
QuantumTwitch: !next
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 MegaDosX: If only Norn stuck around to witness the Compleat Victory
 MegaDosX: But alas, she ate a removal spell and did stone nothing 
 Austere_Squire: hullo, all
 Austere_Squire: a dumb question, perhaps; what is famjam?
 Earthenone: !famjam
  LRRbot: Three teams working together, one after another, to rack up points by completing achievements! View a list of the achievements here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QMUjYFVD22GKEnCeINpnG1A56vsXyD0cXnI2iPAQrMo/edit?usp=sharing
realmairzydoats: It’s short for Family Jamily
 Wolfstrike_NL: The "lrr family" jamming game after game
 Earthenone: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  4:20 PM
 Austere_Squire: aha. thanks, guys 
 Wolfstrike_NL: Not really dived into 3 teams anymore
BraghDaMan: they do this every set, it's just a fun way to slam a lot of limited into our eyeballs
  Juliamon: yeah, it's more "3 people at a time" general
  Juliamon: folks swap out here and there
 definenull: the revolving door of the fams and the jams
  Juliamon: and occasionally they give away actual packs to chat
  Juliamon: but mostly it's just the "let's all grind the new format on Arena" LAN-style
 TheWriterAleph: hellooo
 ReachW: hi
 MegaDosX: Oh hey they did a big team swap out
 ReachW: Hi Ben, hi Nelly!
 accountmadeforants: 
mitomanox:      
 quatoria: trade up? trade down? you decide!
 saucemaster5000: Head! Move!
adambomb625: Who was swapped out for James? 
 definenull: compleat-ly chaste drafting, you say?
 ReachW: Gerry's fantastic
micalovits: 21-1???
 SK__Ren: Damn Adam
 MegaDosX: That's a heck of a record
 sporkraptor: doodly-boopity
whitefirecomix: Is Adam the Undertaker of the FamJam?
 ElektroTal: holy shit, what. i'm like 0-x. not one win
 BusTed: Doop.
 Easilycrazyhat: Adam, how
 definenull: adam's just build different
 MegaDosX: Eternal Wanderer is busted apparently
ConjugateVoices: I love that walker
 definenull: keep reading adam
 Wolfstrike_NL: Someone switch seats with Adam so he can stay in low elo and keep the winstreak up
drcthulu: seems fair and balanced 
  Feriority: Rat Tribal!
t7112: red for Ben
 TheWriterAleph: k.o.t.h.!
adambomb625: Pick ALL the rats
EvilBadman: the Rat king forgives ya, this time
micalovits: Rat tribal Nelly! Yeeees!
 MegaDosX: Eternal Wanderer does an excellent job protecting herself and basically has a Single Combat as her ult
 thraximore: do it nelly
 Lordofironstorm: Koth of the Hammer of the Hammer
 satyropodobny: RATS RATS RATS
 saucemaster5000: Pick every third card and You'll be fine
 ElektroTal: pick white cards
micalovits: Its... Fine
BraghDaMan: there are only 3 rats in the whole set
ConjugateVoices: 3/3 for 3
micalovits: Its really good if you get a bunch of rats
 krfsm: well, it's 1:30 in the morning here, so I'm going to bed. good night and good luck!
 definenull: I think rat king depends on how many rats are opened
  Feriority: The other rats are pretty good though and one is a common, so you might be able to get a few
realmairzydoats: Isn’t Against All Odds a movie?
 WiJohn: Spelldancer is great
 ElektroTal: take a look at me now
 sporkraptor: the music for this is so good
realmairzydoats: Cause there’s just an empty space
7gorobei: @ElektroTal very under recognized phil collins song, one of my favs
BraghDaMan: edict, Nelly
 Faulpyr: Can't really hear Adam.
BraghDaMan: it IS a win for FamJam no matter what
 Lordofironstorm: Collusion
 beowuuf: waaaay back with james and ben or something liek that?
t7112: gulping is a decent late game critter?
 definenull: adam is a large dynamic person
Mysticman89: Adam is always in HDR
 Riiiiiiis: it seems like Adams mic isn't on
 BrowneePoints: it's probably the best card in the pack
 BrowneePoints: for that pack
 Faulpyr: Yeah, it sounds like Adam is being picked up by the other mics.
 RockPusher: Ben not wrong
AtrusOfMyst: I really enjoyed Ben's commander deck on the FNPF last week
BraghDaMan: Adam just needs to speak up a little
 Riiiiiiis: yeah I heard Adam with a little ecco, like it was coming from other mics
 saucemaster5000: Microphone work because of vibrating string between two cans
 BigUruz: ben, we resemble that remark
 Tripleyew: Expecting us to understand things is really asking a lot
 BrowneePoints: ecco
 LinearGif: Micro... foam?
 BrowneePoints: like a dolphin
BraghDaMan: graaz is silly
ConjugateVoices: if you get to play it you get to win
 BrowneePoints: Colossal Chairmaw!
 ReachW: It's a good sideboard against the walls deck.
 BrowneePoints: chairmaw*
 Lordofironstorm: Dreadmaw Gamerchair!
wulfram77: 0 walls I believe
goombalax: Seedcore is what you get at farmer raves
  79james: i am going to think that, whenever i see seedcore now goombalax  lol
 MegaDosX: Ben's curve is...definitely something
mitomanox: ratlike rats
 Badchop: sigh
 MegaDosX: Why are you like this Ben
 ReachW: Thanks, Ben.
 ghizmou: why would no one pick this
ConjugateVoices: This set has a surprising number of lands
mitomanox: landlords