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TemporallyAwry: OH is that why?
azninsect: VoHiYo
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SkylerRingtail: Those sure were sentences to tune into
Invitare: if you run fast enough you'll turn blue, due to blue shift
TemporallyAwry: Blueshift is not part of color-theory. PrideLaugh
RealGamerCow: I only watched half of the Melatonin stream, what was the final verdict?
Diabore: mawp
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jessieimproved: already cute
azninsect: look at that onion jam
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Juliamon: I *DID* see that!
ArcOfTheConclave: onion knight?
Travilogue: Oh no! This game is cute.
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constablecrab: I already love this.
BusTed: three word chant
laundreydhull: what the Fortnite, lrrIAN lrrHEATHER !?
Natural_Ones_Only: Three word chant
ArcOfTheConclave: this is a good thing for a rhythm game
RealGamerCow: HDMI is one wire. and I use that. Am I Pleb?
laundreydhull: it just looked like Fortnite wallpaper in that setup screen.
ArcOfTheConclave: one-ion?
LordZarano: PrideLaugh
Invitare: oh my
SkylerRingtail: Pffft
jessieimproved: wow ok
BrowneePoints: I hope you guys enjoy this! I watched Barry stream it a few months ago back in EA and it seemed SO freakin fun
TemporallyAwry: Don't overthink it LuvOops
ArcOfTheConclave: is this a sex thing?
TheMandrew: Return of the King
TheMandrew: you are silly Ian, forgiven :P
Invitare: Broccoli is brassica
Bruceski: Broccoli and cauliflower are related
Invitare: yes
BrowneePoints: this game is just delightful and fun
Invitare: or The Tomato Way?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Oh god this is so charming
jubale1: easymode
BrowneePoints: It definitely gets intense but this game is SO charming
SkylerRingtail: Both simultaneously?
ExtraWubs: blue is prob both
Travilogue: buttons, d-pad, and shoulder
ExtraWubs: @SkylerRingtail jinx
SkylerRingtail: Hah
Diabore: blue is bumpers
Bruceski: Red and yellow aren't even both shoulder buttons
BrowneePoints: they mapped them to "one of each of this set" which is weird but I think makes it more simple overall @Bruceski
SkylerRingtail: The blur on each step is a bit much, but game seems nifty so far
BrowneePoints: alo they so thicc
BrowneePoints: also*
evil_h2o_elf: oh, I thought that said "former" carrot.
brightshadow: that's what i do when i forget to flush, i ask the first stranger that passes by to go into my house and take care of that for me before my wife gets home
BrowneePoints: I'VE GOT IT
BrowneePoints: This has big Wario World/Land/Ware energy Heather!
BrowneePoints: that's what it was reminding me of!
WhoseGamewasitZ: nliWHAT
Bruceski: onion skins
ExtraWubs: armed and dangerous
Invitare: are they also invading? Because fungi aren't plants
BrowneePoints: so we've got a Shiitake Porcini andddd Button mushroom?
BrowneePoints: OH Penny Bun is a type of mushroom. Neat
Bruceski: So if this guy sucks so much they're a vampire, right?
evil_h2o_elf: is this a pun on chanterelle?
Invitare: Would Heather even refuse to join Team Rocket when given a chance?
BrowneePoints: I also like the mix of chiptune, r&b and lo-fi so far
Bruceski: @Invitare Running around with the big boys, or standing outside town with a zubat all day to shake down kindergarteners?
Travilogue: This song would fit right into Melatonin
BrowneePoints: besides the first one
brightshadow: luigi is just a burglar
BrowneePoints: excuse me, we all know Luigi is secretly married to Bowser
brightshadow: just sneaking into abandoned mansions while the owners are out of town and robbing them of all of their cash
kusinohki: playfr3Hello
kusinohki: lost track of time and was late *pout*
Invitare: it's true that Team Rocket have the best uniforms
Lysander_salamander: Hello everyone
BrowneePoints: I mean, Butch and Cassidy seem like they got paid
Invitare: I'm pretty sure Giovanni has forgotten the TR Trio exists, at least in the earlier seasons
kusinohki: I think all their wages goes towards supplying the meowth balloon...
BrowneePoints: Imagine if this was a nintendo game where you play a sentient garlic trying to take down Wario
Invitare: they did once build a completely functional space-worthy rocket
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: This feels like a beat that Dan Bull would use
Invitare: they literally went into orbit
Invitare: and got shot down by Rayquaza
BrowneePoints: oh no Jesse and James are actually genius Engineers
BrowneePoints: and James is arguably the best and most compassionate trainer in the franchise
Invitare: yeah the TRio have consistently demonstrated that they're *really* good at doing legitimate things. They just keep trying to be bad instead, which they're bad at
BrowneePoints: Chanterelle
BrowneePoints: "Arelle"
ExtraWubs: sick beat
ExtraWubs: accidental pun
WhoseGamewasitZ: nliAwesome
BrowneePoints: I think triggers turns it on?
Lysander_salamander: flop
Lysander_salamander: That appears to be an onion wearing a visor
BrowneePoints: Yea he's a "chant"arelle
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Lysander_salamander: ok
BusTed: seabatCHOICE
Bruceski: He's a fun guy.
Lysander_salamander: I want to be friends with a mushroom
Invitare: so you'd have probably been rejected from the gang too
BrowneePoints: Ian would make friends with a Dapper Chanterelle
Invitare: shovels can't break gold walls Ian
jessieimproved: that's..a lot of screen shake
kusinohki: I've watched like 10 min of gilmore girls. it felt like they had 10 pgs of dialogue, but only 2 min of screen time to get through it...
BrowneePoints: okay that's a fun conceit
Lysander_salamander: nice
iris_of_ether: I'm reminded a bit of the Guitar Hero "Master of Puppets but Every Time He Says Master, It Gets Faster"
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Invitare: is in another castle?
iris_of_ether: lrrWOW lrrWOW
Juliamon: this is... extremely Runner2
adept_nekomancer: Nice of the king to just put royal payphones around the countryside.
Lysander_salamander: mmm, onion knight in a bikini. Yes.
Lysander_salamander: Carmelized onion knight
graham_sleep_deprived: aint got time for you baby
graham_sleep_deprived: we are jujuing on that beat
adept_nekomancer: Crash Banjocoot
Juliamon: B-K was more about witchcraft
brightshadow: banjo kazooie has like, the witch doctor guy but he doesn't wear a tiki mask
brightshadow: or maybe that's just in tooie but he's there at any rate
devilcultivator: floating mask, aku-aku, is crash. masked guy, mumbo, is banjo
graham_sleep_deprived: this game looks awesome
KingTaltia: I mean, the villain was about witchcraft, but the hero's were mostly using Hudu, given the importance of Mumbo Jumbo.
kusinohki: eekum bokum
graham_sleep_deprived: @kusinohki EEKUM BOKUM
graham_sleep_deprived: boneless level
Lysander_salamander: I remember I used to have a crossover game with Crash Bandicoot and Spiro
Juliamon: The brand is extinct
Juliamon: They replaced it with Minute Maid
brightshadow: i haven't seen that brand in easily 10+ years
brightshadow: maybe 20
KingTaltia: Fruitopia, I hope it's a boneless level.
iris_of_ether: I definitely slammed a lot of Fruitopia in high school
ShaneLeeAtk: Frutooia was absorbed by Minute maid
Lysander_salamander: Gone the way of Surge and Orbitz
SkylerRingtail: Bapples...Bad Apples?
BrowneePoints: yea plus Aku Aku Mumbo and the lady from Banjo 2 havent aged well in the last 30 years
ShaneLeeAtk: And OK Cola
Lysander_salamander: I kind of miss Orbitz
iris_of_ether: I was extremely happy to learn that Clearly Canadian still exists, and Snapple Elements came back.
LurkerSpine: While still available in Canada and Australia as a juice brand, in 2003, Fruitopia was phased out in most of the United States where it had struggled for several years.[1] However, select flavors have since been revamped under Minute Maid. Use of the Fruitopia brand name continues through various beverages in numerous countries, including some McDonald's restaurant locations in the United States, which carry the drink to this day.
graham_sleep_deprived: les go fren
brightshadow: orbitz was like if boba tea was not as good
Lysander_salamander: oh dear
Lysander_salamander: juicy
devilcultivator: as a fruit-topia i assume it was lawful good
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
Invitare: that's fermented
Lysander_salamander: Weird cult island
graham_sleep_deprived: so did the oranges literally hurt themselves to make a fountain
Sky_Kast: LUL that's one mad apple
lion_byte: eiffel1Drawmore
BusTed: šŸŽ
devilcultivator: many brave oranges pulped before their time for objet d'art
BrowneePoints: OH YEA THIS ONE
BrowneePoints: this track slaps
ExtraWubs: it sounds like the fruit uprising is happening
Invitare: Run, run, as fast as you can!
devilcultivator: LOOMING bread
Sky_Kast: gazz gazz gazz
BrowneePoints: so syncopated!
brightshadow: this game seems pretty solid
Juliamon: Difficulty spike much?
SkylerRingtail: Well that was intense
graham_sleep_deprived: Jamming
devilcultivator: kinda like some of the breadmen just can't be bothered
Nuurgle: why is this song 17 minutes long???
Nuurgle: it slaps, but dang
BusTed: Nasty.
graham_sleep_deprived: the spike is vertical
lion_byte: The Wall!
goombalax: Ian just collapses on the floor
LordZarano: Still though, Good Enough!
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Gritgutz: Yeehaw
Gritgutz: its a me la rodeo
devilcultivator: chat having not seen this game, what's the over under on a level that's a movie theater with malted milk balls as the enemy?
Gritgutz: like 7
cpudraner: HeyGuys
devilcultivator: sounds fair
ZombieHendrix: this song sounds like Ridge Racer or A-Train menu music
cpudraner: Hullo
Sky_Kast: some of us may know but others can be taught if they ask wyrmwPKzen
CaptainSpam: Picante.
devilcultivator: truly hot new tracks
BusTed: Those are some nose hairs.
BusTed: Heheh.
Boopity: Wooooooooooooooooooooow
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Lysander_salamander: ok sure
Boopity: That's how it opens????
HorusFive: I recall a fable that ended with "just jump in my mouth". The lesson was DONT DO THAT
devilcultivator: cross over track with mouth-dreams in coming
jessieimproved: We're definitely being digested here
brightshadow: the whole game's plot: onion guy: *exists* someone else: hey onion guy do this obvious stupid thing! onion guy: *does stupid thing* someone else: lol idiot
Lysander_salamander: Is this like the Twilight Zone, but gingerbread?
Lysander_salamander: did we go through the door and now we're in another dimension, outside time and space?
brightshadow: lots of games have "medley" tracks that do that but usually like, near the end
brightshadow: and this can't be near the end already
devilcultivator: @Lysander_salamander a dimension not only or yeast and of dough but of music
BrowneePoints: the syncopation is SIIIIIICK
Boopity: Aww, this hole was made for all of us <3
devilcultivator: free donut hole!!
Mollylele: someone made that hole for you
BrowneePoints: cant give hole on this streaming service
BrowneePoints: that's for OF
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: In a way, the earth made the holes for us
BusTed: yeah
BusTed: ok
Lysander_salamander: butt
jessieimproved: !findbutts
LRRbot: Above you?!
iris_of_ether: benginButt
BrowneePoints: non euclidean buttcheeks
adept_nekomancer: Thanks, housebutt.
SkylerRingtail: Physically...insert the onion?
BrowneePoints: Ian...non euclidean asscheeks tho
Lysander_salamander: in a manner of speaking
HorusFive: "poor sprout. you'll probably be dead by morning"
Juliamon: tsuntsun
Lysander_salamander: does he even have a daughter?
BusTed: Runner 3
Juliamon: Runner2/3
Juliamon: this game has the same vibe so I get it
CopperMarten: clarinay
TacitusVigil: I'm Charles Martel, noted historical figure and father of Charlegmagne. It's hammer time!
Boopity: Such as Mozart Requiem Kappa
brightshadow: instead of dodging an eye laser, you're just doing a lil dab
devilcultivator: dodging emotional damage really
SkylerRingtail: Oh no
TacitusVigil: Is the opposite of Cooking Mama a...Fry Daddy?
RealGamerCow: pick a lane, mama
Earthenone: eatting daddy
Sky_Kast: oh no it's a lollypop
Boopity: That squeaky noise LUL
TacitusVigil: That's what you get for dealing with the Lollipop Guild.
KeytarCat: ooh, this has some layers!
brightshadow: it's a nose but it has so much nose hair it's basically a nose beard
Boopity: Ummm is the lollipop just Ian?
Lysander_salamander: funky
BrowneePoints: dont forget sugar rush!
Fanklok: @brightshadow A mustache?
brightshadow: nosetache
TacitusVigil: Unless it's the rule of three
TacitusVigil: Phew
Boopity: Have we gotten to the center of the candy mama yet?
SkylerRingtail: You might say they were...hard candy
SweedChef: If you're in West EU and UK there is an asteroid hitting the atmosphere in 40 minutes
BusTed: lrrCOW
SweedChef: Should be quite a show
Lysander_salamander: ok
BrowneePoints: you killed a woman
TacitusVigil: "Why did they program me to feel paaaaaaaaain?"
ImmortalLen: Why did we program the robots to feel pain?!?1
BrowneePoints: ooo my least favorite board game
Amentur: PrideLaugh
Lysander_salamander: is that better?
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
brightshadow: hotline miami jams now
BrowneePoints: lots of triplets
TacitusVigil: Oh no, it's some sort of candy crush saga tm!
Lysander_salamander: wow, just one-shotting them now
BrowneePoints: very nice synthwave
BrowneePoints: this has been a wonderful collection of tracks so far
AussieBrainDoc: best music to a rhythm game ive had the pleasure of accidentally tuning into
BrowneePoints: loooooots of triplets
Boopity: ???
Lysander_salamander: oh dear
BrowneePoints: also man this game loves throwing interesting syncopation at you
SaxPython: FBtouchdown KomodoHype FBtouchdown
BusTed: Dark.
Lysander_salamander: oh we're in our villain arc
iarethel0ser: Are we the baddies?
SaxPython: Is this Yakuza>
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
Boopity: :(
ExtraWubs: this game is highlight reel fuel
Lysander_salamander: wow
SaxPython: FallWinning
Lysander_salamander: he only kills people that want to live?
AussieBrainDoc: brutal
HorusFive: Alive, and alone with my suffering
HavenDragon: wtf???
TacitusVigil: this just an Undertale?
Boopity: Thank you Ian for your fantastic vocals
SaxPython: "The Incident"
Lysander_salamander: I thought the previous week was an undertale?
Mollylele: Cheer100 i have no bits and i must scream
gruntage77: why does that feel like foreshadowing for the Return Of The Son Of Chock?
Lysander_salamander: hang on
TacitusVigil: Are they *all* Undertales?
Boopity: Are we just murdering people coming out of this elevator???
ExtraWubs: those elevator nose slots
Lysander_salamander: it seems that way
brightshadow: lol
Lysander_salamander: dang
brightshadow: that was something
SaxPython: it's an elevator level for the enemies
HavenDragon: nice!
gruntage77: nice combo
Juliamon: nice
SaxPython: nice combo
TemporallyAwry: Nice Combo ;p
They_Are_Alyx: Nice combo
LordZarano: Nice.
BusTed: šŸ‘Œ
lion_byte: Nice
Amentur: Nice combo
SaxPython: lol
lion_byte: eiffel1Laff2
Desruprot: Hello There
HavenDragon: i like this bouncer
Lysander_salamander: nice
Fanklok: Who made this game
KeytarCat: Charisma adventurer
Boopity: Sometimes you just want someone to listen :(
gruntage77: noticeable absence of roid rage for a real bouncer lol
Lysander_salamander: the chocolates aren't fighting back again
BrowneePoints: I thought this was Venga Boys for 20 seconds
googoltudoris: BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM i want you in my room!
lion_byte: eiffel1Jam eiffel1Jam eiffel1Jam
niccus: i believe this was the last level in the demo
BrowneePoints: yea this was the last demo/EA level
SaxPython: woah
BusTed: Rough sequence.
BrowneePoints: I do love how these are obviously riffing on a couple edm staples
SaxPython: I need that "Good enough at 0.75x shirt" for this stream
BrowneePoints: cuz this part is obvs venga boys
BrowneePoints: and the final really sounds like Sandstorm or the Mortal Kombat movie soundtrack
Boopity: Always make the pun
BrowneePoints: so looks like as long as you hit the dodges you dont lose
BrowneePoints: I believe in you!
BrowneePoints: kill that candy!
SaxPython: NotLikeThis
BrowneePoints: dang good run
maestrith: Donkey Konga Drums
Phailhammer: Now I kinda want to play Bishi Bashi again. :D
RealGamerCow: samba de amigo maracas
Phailhammer: Shame the one arcade that I know has it isn't exactly close by.
TemporallyAwry: PridePog Flawless
SurfDownstage: FBtouchdown
LurkerSpine: Cheer100 nice!
BusTed: tqsClap
lion_byte: ybbaaaPoggers burrClap eiffel1Jam
SaxPython: KomodoHype
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RealGamerCow: so when does sugar baby show up
BusTed: Hahaah
Lysander_salamander: what
BrowneePoints: Is he a Jelly Bean?
Boopity: Gagged
SurfDownstage: FBtouchdown
Boopity: Gamers!
Lysander_salamander: ok
SaxPython: Incredible
Boopity: Game GOOD
LurkerSpine: elfunkBeans elfunkBeans elfunkBeans
TheAinMAP: duDudu
Amentur: HypePopcorn
RealGamerCow: what is this video?
RealGamerCow: i mean, other than dust bowl footage
TacitusVigil: Oh my.
matthaus_c: crouching tiger, hidden bean
Anubis169: 'ello sprouters
BrowneePoints: the writing in this is great
NonjaBiru: sorry what?
lion_byte: lrrWOW
TacitusVigil: Wait, is this a Resident Evil?
SaxPython: SabaPing
BrowneePoints: dont Kaepora Gaebora yourself
TacitusVigil: John F Kauliflower
LurkerSpine: I wonder if the NES game, Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom, was a partial inspiration to this game
lion_byte: wh-
offbeatwitch: hnnng I'm a thirsty little flower. you have to water me
SaxPython: Water me Daddy
matthaus_c: she water on my bean until I sprout?
LurkerSpine: ah i was slightly late. I am glad others remember this game
LurkerSpine: that game*
BrowneePoints: I'm glad yall liked this!
ArcOfTheConclave: the writers are immune to cringe and that's great.
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
TacitusVigil: Thank you for the stream!
HavenDragon: @lion_byte Thanks for the gift sub!
Travilogue: I'm going to be getting some dinner, and then probably playing some of this game myself.
lion_byte: eiffel1Love
LordZarano: !next
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matthaus_c: that mask almost makes us look more at home in this world
LordZarano: !calendar
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TacitusVigil: The Jork Works Party Porks?
TemporallyAwry: The real question on Let'sNope, will the couch make a return :p
matthaus_c: blame james
Mollylele: šŸ«”
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
FacelessManAboutTown: Hello, I am here for the anime
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
SnackPak_: lrrSIG
FacelessManAboutTown: lrrSIG
Earthenone: lrrSIG mbtygoFrogtheJAMMIN lrrSIG
Boopity: Anime music!
SymphonicLolita: anime? on MY stream? it's more likely than you think
FacelessManAboutTown: Ben, have you considered letting ChatGPT pilot one of your games? Seeing how it nearly conquered the chess world on its first go, it may be worth a try
Boopity: Can ChatGPT parse the anime nonsense that is this game?
FacelessManAboutTown: ChatGPT can do anything
niccus: only if it can demonstrate that it can finish a game of mental magic. doesn't have to win, just keep the board state valid.
Juliamon: This is a very short music loop
Mattmitchell45: Here to ride all night!
FacelessManAboutTown: @Juliamon We should be able to bet channel points on which opening bit he's going to use
Earthenone: 10k on muted audio
FacelessManAboutTown: 20k on phone bit
MurphEP: I'm all in on phone bit
MurphEP: @FacelessManAboutTown Let's go
Tweygoh: Iā€™m watching this while my family is watching ball, my grandma just did an operatic trill and I almost choked trying not to laugh
Juliamon: But then he'd be able to see the options and choose one that isn't one of them
FacelessManAboutTown: True
TemporallyAwry: !now
niccus: the poor lads, the field is so slippery
Earthenone: im still hoping for the return of yugioh cards ben saw this week and liked
SymphonicLolita: hello esteemed wheeler
asthanius: thank you for having us it's great to dear days
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
MurphEP: seabatClap
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
webmeisterBud: šŸ˜±šŸ˜±šŸ˜±šŸ˜±šŸ˜±
Mattmitchell45: @Juliamon Always thinking about new Wheeler schemes
rabbitgta: cool, I showered 3 times today.
FacelessManAboutTown: You didn't shower? I thought you weren't doing Yugioh this week juzSmug
benjamin_wheeler: !patreon
LRRbot: 2657 patrons for a total of $20,562.05 per month.
trainpants: same tbh
Juliamon: See, I wouldn't have even thought to put this on the poll
Earthenone: you gotta greese those palms
SymphonicLolita: patreon-sponsored grease
Earthenone: !store
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FacelessManAboutTown: 79.99 USD or CAD?
RealGamerCow: 80 bucks? FOH.
TemporallyAwry: There's not god here, only anime PrideShrug
asthanius: it loops like an arcade game
Boopity: Also the anime girl enthusiastically yelling out the name of the game
lion_byte: no gods, just guards
davehutchin: Cardfight is a fun if simple game. If this was free I'd play it
MurphEP: Are these the Dear Days of our Lives?
rabbitgta: double D card fights?
noSmokeFire: this looks like Yugioh at home
Boopity: Something about riding the penetrate dragon
Earthenone: riding, eggs, also 100 million point combat tricks
Mattmitchell45: The Penetrated Man may pass
TheThirdTail: If you do the verb enough, you end up with the adjective in your name
asthanius: seems like it'd be fiddly irl
ArcOfTheConclave: maybe they would have sold more if it wasn't 80 bucks
MurphEP: A fight team
Mattmitchell45: Hot Guy Store Owner
asthanius: full body wetsuit tattoo
matthaus_c: he has a wet suit, a jacket -and- an apron
matthaus_c: he better not be wearing any pantas
matthaus_c: *pants
SpleenLord: Why is he wearing an apron at a card store?
MurphEP: Aint no liquid get on him
asthanius: ????
SymphonicLolita: sure
Boopity: Horrifying
rabbitgta: good thing they used a completely different name from another card game protags, no relation to yugi
asthanius: EMPATHY
Earthenone: ahh, you have the quickening
noSmokeFire: @SpleenLord gamer grease protection
ArcOfTheConclave: Yuki, do you have a friend with a name starting with Jo?
SymphonicLolita: psychic powers, got it
FacelessManAboutTown: VANGATHY
Raincoast_Bear: Wheeler?! Playing a Card game!? lrrDOTS lrrWHEELER lrrARROW
Mattmitchell45: I think that Scarlet Johansen movie where her brain unlocks?
MurphEP: But they were all of them deceived
Boopity: To be fair, this girl is like what, 15 years old?
asthanius: what the fuck
DeM0nFiRe: lmao what
FacelessManAboutTown: We've broken asthanius
MurphEP: :O
noSmokeFire: nah, the kid was also a talented fighter
asthanius: "Talented fighters can tell when their opponents have a bad home life"
SymphonicLolita: yeah, so psychic powers
Mattmitchell45: You have Now You See Me awareness
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I mean, its a way to explain empathy to a child
FacelessManAboutTown: What if I'm in an unfair fight?
asthanius: This doesn't mean anything
asthanius: They're not saying anything
noSmokeFire: "sounds fake but ok"
Mattmitchell45: I gotta play this card game I guess
FacelessManAboutTown: You and me both Yuki
asthanius: That was actually a good line
noSmokeFire: if your empathy lasts for more than four hours, consult a doctor
SymphonicLolita: this is the writing of all time
Mattmitchell45: Cardfight!! Vanguard is the only meaningful means of human connection
BusTed: šŸ¤”
MurphEP: :)
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Boopity: The writer of this game has definitely never played a card game in their life LUL
rabbitgta: sounds like google doc searching before heading into the er thinking you are dieing
thavleifrim: this is why my opponents spam good game, they just want to make sure im doing ok
asthanius: Unless they're a cosplayer, of course
FacelessManAboutTown: High emotional intelligence is exactly what I have come to associate with hard core gamers
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Anyway. Winter orb, pass
FacelessManAboutTown: Did we ever establish why they're wearing matching chokers
couchboyj: OH, so this takes place Ina fantasy world. I get it!
asthanius: Cosplay is conse- *user was banned for this post*
DangerDiabolik: Did you ever have turf, Wheeler?