Rhythm Cafe || Rhythm Sprout

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 ExtraWubs: I can only think of that one valentines esk rhythm heaven minigame
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KeytarCat: oh no, I missed an h too!
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 TemporallyAwry: OH is that why?
 azninsect: 
 TemporallyAwry:  ...
 SkylerRingtail: Those sure were sentences to tune into
Invitare: if you run fast enough you'll turn blue, due to blue shift
 TemporallyAwry: Blueshift is not part of color-theory. 
 RealGamerCow: I only watched half of the Melatonin stream, what was the final verdict?
 Diabore: mawp
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 jessieimproved: already cute
 azninsect: look at that onion jam
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  Juliamon: I *DID* see that!
 ArcOfTheConclave: onion knight?
 Travilogue: Oh no! This game is cute.
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 constablecrab: I already love this.
 BusTed: three word chant
 laundreydhull: what the Fortnite,   !?
Natural_Ones_Only: Three word chant
 ArcOfTheConclave: this is a good thing for a rhythm game
 RealGamerCow: HDMI is one wire. and I use that.  Am I Pleb?
 laundreydhull: it just looked like Fortnite wallpaper in that setup screen.
 ArcOfTheConclave: one-ion?
 LordZarano: 
Invitare: oh my
 SkylerRingtail: Pffft
 jessieimproved: wow ok
 BrowneePoints: I hope you guys enjoy this! I watched Barry stream it a few months ago back in EA and it seemed SO freakin fun
 TemporallyAwry: Don't overthink it 
 ArcOfTheConclave: is this a sex thing?
 TheMandrew: Return of the King
 TheMandrew: you are silly Ian, forgiven 
Invitare: Broccoli is brassica
Bruceski: Broccoli and cauliflower are related
Invitare: yes
 BrowneePoints: this game is just delightful and fun
Invitare: or The Tomato Way?
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Oh god this is so charming
jubale1: easymode
 BrowneePoints: It definitely gets intense but this game is SO charming
 SkylerRingtail: Both simultaneously?
 ExtraWubs: blue is prob both
 Travilogue: buttons, d-pad, and shoulder
 ExtraWubs: @SkylerRingtail jinx
 SkylerRingtail: Hah
 Diabore: blue is bumpers
Bruceski: Red and yellow aren't even both shoulder buttons
 BrowneePoints: they mapped them to "one of each of this set" which is weird but I think makes it more simple overall @Bruceski
 SkylerRingtail: The blur on each step is a bit much, but game seems nifty so far
 BrowneePoints: alo they so thicc
 BrowneePoints: also*
 evil_h2o_elf: oh, I thought that said "former" carrot.
brightshadow: that's what i do when i forget to flush, i ask the first stranger that passes by to go into my house and take care of that for me before my wife gets home
 BrowneePoints: I'VE GOT IT
 BrowneePoints: This has big Wario World/Land/Ware energy Heather!
 BrowneePoints: that's what it was reminding me of!
WhoseGamewasitZ: 
Bruceski: onion skins
 ExtraWubs: armed and dangerous
Invitare: are they also invading? Because fungi aren't plants
 BrowneePoints: so we've got a Shiitake Porcini andddd Button mushroom?
 BrowneePoints: OH Penny Bun is a type of mushroom. Neat
Bruceski: So if this guy sucks so much they're a vampire, right?
 evil_h2o_elf: is this a pun on chanterelle?
Invitare: Would Heather even refuse to join Team Rocket when given a chance?
 BrowneePoints: I also like the mix of chiptune, r&b and lo-fi so far
Bruceski: @Invitare Running around with the big boys, or standing outside town with a zubat all day to shake down kindergarteners?
 Travilogue: This song would fit right into Melatonin
 BrowneePoints: besides the first one
brightshadow: luigi is just a burglar
 BrowneePoints: excuse me, we all know Luigi is secretly married to Bowser
brightshadow: just sneaking into abandoned mansions while the owners are out of town and robbing them of all of their cash
 kusinohki: 
 kusinohki: lost track of time and was late *pout*
Invitare: it's true that Team Rocket have the best uniforms
Lysander_salamander: Hello everyone
 BrowneePoints: I mean, Butch and Cassidy seem like they got paid
Invitare: I'm pretty sure Giovanni has forgotten the TR Trio exists, at least in the earlier seasons
 kusinohki: I think all their wages goes towards supplying the meowth balloon...
 BrowneePoints: Imagine if this was a nintendo game where you play a sentient garlic trying to take down Wario
Invitare: they did once build a completely functional space-worthy rocket
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: This feels like a beat that Dan Bull would use
Invitare: they literally went into orbit
Invitare: and got shot down by Rayquaza
 BrowneePoints: oh no Jesse and James are actually genius Engineers
 BrowneePoints: and James is arguably the best and most compassionate trainer in the franchise
Invitare: yeah the TRio have consistently demonstrated that they're *really* good at doing legitimate things. They just keep trying to be bad instead, which they're bad at
 BrowneePoints: Chanterelle
 BrowneePoints: "Arelle"
 ExtraWubs: sick beat
 ExtraWubs: accidental pun
WhoseGamewasitZ: 
 BrowneePoints: I think triggers turns it on?
Lysander_salamander: flop
Lysander_salamander: That appears to be an onion wearing a visor
 BrowneePoints: Yea he's a "chant"arelle
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Lysander_salamander: ok
 BusTed: 
Bruceski: He's a fun guy.
Lysander_salamander: I want to be friends with a mushroom
Invitare: so you'd have probably been rejected from the gang too
 BrowneePoints: Ian would make friends with a Dapper Chanterelle
Invitare: shovels can't break gold walls Ian
 jessieimproved: that's..a lot of screen shake
TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/ScaryFitCroissantAsianGlow-yNA6LEk8sJDMYqLo
 kusinohki: I've watched like 10 min of gilmore girls.  it felt like they had 10 pgs of dialogue, but only 2 min of screen time to get through it...
 BrowneePoints: okay that's a fun conceit
Lysander_salamander: nice
 iris_of_ether: I'm reminded a bit of the Guitar Hero "Master of Puppets but Every Time He Says Master, It Gets Faster"
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Invitare: is in another castle?
 iris_of_ether:  
  Juliamon: this is... extremely Runner2
adept_nekomancer: Nice of the king to just put royal payphones around the countryside.
Lysander_salamander: mmm, onion knight in a bikini.  Yes.
Lysander_salamander: Carmelized onion knight
graham_sleep_deprived: aint got time for you baby
graham_sleep_deprived: we are jujuing on that beat
adept_nekomancer: Crash Banjocoot
  Juliamon: B-K was more about witchcraft
brightshadow: banjo kazooie has like, the witch doctor guy but he doesn't wear a tiki mask
brightshadow: or maybe that's just in tooie but he's there at any rate
 devilcultivator: floating mask, aku-aku, is crash. masked guy, mumbo, is banjo
graham_sleep_deprived: this game looks awesome
KingTaltia: I mean, the villain was about witchcraft, but the hero's were mostly using Hudu, given the importance of Mumbo Jumbo.
 kusinohki: eekum bokum
graham_sleep_deprived: @kusinohki EEKUM BOKUM
graham_sleep_deprived: boneless level
Lysander_salamander: I remember I used to have a crossover game with Crash Bandicoot and Spiro
  Juliamon: The brand is extinct
  Juliamon: They replaced it with Minute Maid
brightshadow: i haven't seen that brand in easily 10+ years
brightshadow: maybe 20
KingTaltia: Fruitopia, I hope it's a boneless level.
 iris_of_ether: I definitely slammed a lot of Fruitopia in high school
 ShaneLeeAtk: Frutooia was absorbed by Minute maid
Lysander_salamander: Gone the way of Surge and Orbitz
 SkylerRingtail: Bapples...Bad Apples?
 BrowneePoints: yea plus Aku Aku Mumbo and the lady from Banjo 2 havent aged well in the last 30 years
 ShaneLeeAtk: And OK Cola
Lysander_salamander: I kind of miss Orbitz
 iris_of_ether: I was extremely happy to learn that Clearly Canadian still exists, and Snapple Elements came back.
 LurkerSpine: While still available in Canada and Australia as a juice brand, in 2003, Fruitopia was phased out in most of the United States where it had struggled for several years.[1] However, select flavors have since been revamped under Minute Maid. Use of the Fruitopia brand name continues through various beverages in numerous countries, including some McDonald's restaurant locations in the United States, which carry the drink to this day.
graham_sleep_deprived: les go fren
brightshadow: orbitz was like if boba tea was not as good
Lysander_salamander: oh dear
Lysander_salamander: juicy
 devilcultivator: as a fruit-topia i assume it was lawful good
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
Invitare: that's fermented
Lysander_salamander: Weird cult island
graham_sleep_deprived: so did the oranges literally hurt themselves to make a fountain
Sky_Kast:  that's one mad apple
 lion_byte: 
 BusTed: 🍎
 devilcultivator: many brave oranges pulped before their time for objet d'art
 BrowneePoints: OH YEA THIS ONE
 BrowneePoints: this track slaps
 ExtraWubs: it sounds like the fruit uprising is happening
Invitare: Run, run, as fast as you can!
 devilcultivator: LOOMING bread
Sky_Kast: gazz gazz gazz
 BrowneePoints: so syncopated!
brightshadow: this game seems pretty solid
  Juliamon: Difficulty spike much?
 SkylerRingtail: Well that was intense
graham_sleep_deprived: Jamming
 devilcultivator: kinda like some of the breadmen just can't be bothered
 Nuurgle: why is this song 17 minutes long???
 Nuurgle: it slaps, but dang
 BusTed: Nasty.
graham_sleep_deprived: the spike is vertical
 lion_byte: The Wall!
goombalax: Ian just collapses on the floor
 LordZarano: Still though, Good Enough!
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Gritgutz: Yeehaw
Gritgutz: its a me la rodeo
 devilcultivator: chat having not seen this game, what's the over under on a level that's a movie theater with malted milk balls as the enemy?
Gritgutz: like 7
cpudraner: 
 devilcultivator: sounds fair
 ZombieHendrix: this song sounds like Ridge Racer or A-Train menu music
cpudraner: Hullo
Sky_Kast: some of us may know but others can be taught if they ask 
 CaptainSpam: Picante.
 devilcultivator: truly hot new tracks
 BusTed: Those are some nose hairs.
 BusTed: Heheh.
Boopity: Wooooooooooooooooooooow
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Lysander_salamander: ok sure
Boopity: That's how it opens????
 HorusFive: I recall a fable that ended with "just jump in my mouth".  The lesson was DONT DO THAT
 devilcultivator: cross over track with mouth-dreams in coming
 jessieimproved: We're definitely being digested here
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/WealthyCredulousPeachStoneLightning-R9RE_926DcF0thj0
brightshadow: the whole game's plot: onion guy: *exists* someone else: hey onion guy do this obvious stupid thing! onion guy: *does stupid thing* someone else: lol idiot
Lysander_salamander: Is this like the Twilight Zone, but gingerbread?
Lysander_salamander: did we go through the door and now we're in another dimension, outside time and space?
brightshadow: lots of games have "medley" tracks that do that but usually like, near the end
brightshadow: and this can't be near the end already
 devilcultivator: @Lysander_salamander a dimension not only or yeast and of dough but of music
 BrowneePoints: the syncopation is SIIIIIICK
Boopity: Aww, this hole was made for all of us 
 devilcultivator: free donut hole!!
Mollylele: someone made that hole for you
 BrowneePoints: cant give hole on this streaming service
 BrowneePoints: that's for OF
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: In a way, the earth made the holes for us
 BusTed: yeah
 BusTed: ok
Lysander_salamander: butt
 jessieimproved: !findbutts
  LRRbot: Above you?!
 iris_of_ether: 
 BrowneePoints: non euclidean buttcheeks
adept_nekomancer: Thanks, housebutt.
 SkylerRingtail: Physically...insert the onion?
 BrowneePoints: Ian...non euclidean asscheeks tho
Lysander_salamander: in a manner of speaking
 HorusFive: "poor sprout. you'll probably be dead by morning"
  Juliamon: tsuntsun
Lysander_salamander: does he even have a daughter?
 BusTed: Runner 3
  Juliamon: Runner2/3
  Juliamon: this game has the same vibe so I get it
CopperMarten: clarinay
TacitusVigil: I'm Charles Martel, noted historical figure and father of Charlegmagne. It's hammer time!
Boopity: Such as Mozart Requiem 
brightshadow: instead of dodging an eye laser, you're just doing a lil dab
 devilcultivator: dodging emotional damage really
 SkylerRingtail: Oh no
TacitusVigil: Is the opposite of Cooking Mama a...Fry Daddy?
 RealGamerCow: pick a lane, mama
 Earthenone: eatting daddy
Sky_Kast: oh no it's a lollypop
Boopity: That squeaky noise 
TacitusVigil: That's what you get for dealing with the Lollipop Guild.
KeytarCat: ooh, this has some layers!
brightshadow: it's a nose but it has so much nose hair it's basically a nose beard
Boopity: Ummm is the lollipop just Ian?
Lysander_salamander: funky
 BrowneePoints: dont forget sugar rush!
Fanklok: @brightshadow A mustache?
brightshadow: nosetache
TacitusVigil: Unless it's the rule of three
TacitusVigil: Phew
Boopity: Have we gotten to the center of the candy mama yet?
 SkylerRingtail: You might say they were...hard candy
 SweedChef: If you're in West EU and UK there is an asteroid hitting the atmosphere in 40 minutes
 BusTed: 
 SweedChef: Should be quite a show
Lysander_salamander: ok
 BrowneePoints: you killed a woman
TacitusVigil: "Why did they program me to feel paaaaaaaaain?"
ImmortalLen: Why did we program the robots to feel pain?!?1
 BrowneePoints: ooo my least favorite board game
Amentur: 
Lysander_salamander: is that better?
 BusTed: 
brightshadow: hotline miami jams now
 BrowneePoints: lots of triplets
TacitusVigil: Oh no, it's some sort of candy crush saga tm!
Lysander_salamander: wow, just one-shotting them now
 BrowneePoints: very nice synthwave
 BrowneePoints: this has been a wonderful collection of tracks so far
AussieBrainDoc: best music to a rhythm game ive had the pleasure of accidentally tuning into
 BrowneePoints: loooooots of triplets
Boopity: ???
Lysander_salamander: oh dear
 BrowneePoints: also man this game loves throwing interesting syncopation at you
SaxPython:   
 BusTed: Dark.
Lysander_salamander: oh we're in our villain arc
iarethel0ser: Are we the baddies?
SaxPython: Is this Yakuza>
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
Boopity: 
 ExtraWubs: this game is highlight reel fuel
Lysander_salamander: wow
SaxPython: 
Lysander_salamander: he only kills people that want to live?
AussieBrainDoc: brutal
 HorusFive: Alive, and alone with my suffering
HavenDragon: wtf???
TacitusVigil: Is...is this just an Undertale?
Boopity: Thank you Ian for your fantastic vocals
SaxPython: "The Incident"
Lysander_salamander: I thought the previous week was an undertale?
Mollylele: 100 i have no bits and i must scream
gruntage77: why does that feel like foreshadowing for the Return Of The Son Of Chock?
Lysander_salamander: hang on
TacitusVigil: Are they *all* Undertales?
Boopity: Are we just murdering people coming out of this elevator???
 ExtraWubs: those elevator nose slots
Lysander_salamander: it seems that way
brightshadow: lol
Lysander_salamander: dang
brightshadow: that was something
SaxPython: it's an elevator level for the enemies
 niccus: <NOTHING INTENSIFIES>
HavenDragon: nice!
gruntage77: nice combo
  Juliamon: nice
SaxPython: nice combo
 TemporallyAwry: Nice Combo 
 They_Are_Alyx: Nice combo
 LordZarano: Nice.
 BusTed: 👌
 lion_byte: Nice
Amentur: Nice combo
SaxPython: lol
 lion_byte: 
Desruprot: Hello There
HavenDragon: i like this bouncer
Lysander_salamander: nice
Fanklok: Who made this game
KeytarCat: Charisma adventurer
Boopity: Sometimes you just want someone to listen 
gruntage77: noticeable absence of roid rage for a real bouncer lol
Lysander_salamander: the chocolates aren't fighting back again
 BrowneePoints: I thought this was Venga Boys for 20 seconds
 googoltudoris: BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM i want you in my room!
 lion_byte:   
 niccus: i believe this was the last level in the demo
 BrowneePoints: yea this was the last demo/EA level
SaxPython: woah
 BusTed: Rough sequence.
 BrowneePoints: I do love how these are obviously riffing on a couple edm staples
SaxPython: I need that "Good enough at 0.75x shirt" for this stream
 BrowneePoints: cuz this part is obvs venga boys
 BrowneePoints: and the final really sounds like Sandstorm or the Mortal Kombat movie soundtrack
Boopity: Always make the pun
 BrowneePoints: so looks like as long as you hit the dodges you dont lose
 BrowneePoints: I believe in you!
 BrowneePoints: kill that candy!
SaxPython: 
 BrowneePoints: dang good run
 maestrith: Donkey Konga Drums
 Phailhammer: Now I kinda want to play Bishi Bashi again. 
 RealGamerCow: samba de amigo maracas
 Phailhammer: Shame the one arcade that I know has it isn't exactly close by.
 BrowneePoints: HPLY SHIT HEATHER
 TemporallyAwry:  Flawless
 SurfDownstage: 
 LurkerSpine: 100 nice!
 BusTed: 
 lion_byte:   
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 RealGamerCow: so when does sugar baby show up
 BusTed: Hahaah
Lysander_salamander: what
 BrowneePoints: Is he a Jelly Bean?
Boopity: Gagged
 SurfDownstage: 
Boopity: Gamers!
Lysander_salamander: ok
SaxPython: Incredible
Boopity: Game GOOD
 LurkerSpine:   
TheAinMAP: 
Amentur: 
 RealGamerCow: what is this video?
 RealGamerCow: i mean, other than dust bowl footage
TacitusVigil: Oh my.
 matthaus_c: crouching tiger, hidden bean
   Anubis169: 'ello sprouters
 BrowneePoints: the writing in this is great
 NonjaBiru: sorry what?
 lion_byte: 
TacitusVigil: Wait, is this a Resident Evil?
SaxPython: 
 RealGamerCow: https://clips.twitch.tv/HappySplendidWeaselDatSheffy-eez7egbK41Mw3B3y
 BrowneePoints: dont Kaepora Gaebora yourself
TacitusVigil: John F Kauliflower
 LurkerSpine: I wonder if the NES game, Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom, was a partial inspiration to this game
 lion_byte: wh-
offbeatwitch: hnnng I'm a thirsty little flower. you have to water me
SaxPython: Water me Daddy
 matthaus_c: she water on my bean until I sprout?
 LurkerSpine: ah i was slightly late. I am glad others remember this game
 LurkerSpine: that game*
 BrowneePoints: I'm glad yall liked this!
 SurfDownstage: https://clips.twitch.tv/RepleteMildRavenDxCat-LPRq09_lPy4rIYJ4
 ArcOfTheConclave: the writers are immune to cringe and that's great.
 SnackPak_: 
TacitusVigil: Thank you for the stream!
 HavenDragon: @lion_byte Thanks for the gift sub!
 Travilogue: I'm going to be getting some dinner, and then probably playing some of this game myself.
 lion_byte: 
 LordZarano: !next
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 matthaus_c: that mask almost makes us look more at home in this world
 LordZarano: !calendar
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TacitusVigil: The Jork Works Party Porks?
 TemporallyAwry: The real question on Let'sNope, will the couch make a return 
 matthaus_c: blame james
Mollylele: 🫡
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 FacelessManAboutTown: Hello, I am here for the anime
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 SnackPak_: 
 FacelessManAboutTown: 
 Earthenone:   
Boopity: Anime music!
 SymphonicLolita: anime? on MY stream? it's more likely than you think
 FacelessManAboutTown: Ben, have you considered letting ChatGPT pilot one of your games? Seeing how it nearly conquered the chess world on its first go, it may be worth a try
Boopity: Can ChatGPT parse the anime nonsense that is this game?
 FacelessManAboutTown: ChatGPT can do anything
 niccus: only if it can demonstrate that it can finish a game of mental magic. doesn't have to win, just keep the board state valid.
  Juliamon: This is a very short music loop
 Mattmitchell45: Here to ride all night!
 FacelessManAboutTown: @Juliamon We should be able to bet channel points on which opening bit he's going to use
 Earthenone: 10k on muted audio
 FacelessManAboutTown: 20k on phone bit
 MurphEP: I'm all in on phone bit
 MurphEP: @FacelessManAboutTown Let's go
 Tweygoh: I’m watching this while my family is watching ball, my grandma just did an operatic trill and I almost choked trying not to laugh
  Juliamon: But then he'd be able to see the options and choose one that isn't one of them
 FacelessManAboutTown: True
 TemporallyAwry: !now
 niccus: the poor lads, the field is so slippery
 Earthenone: im still hoping for the return of yugioh cards ben saw this week and liked
 SymphonicLolita: hello esteemed wheeler
 asthanius: thank you for having us it's great to dear days
 SnackPak_: 
 MurphEP: 
 SymphonicLolita: 
webmeisterBud: 😱😱😱😱😱
 Mattmitchell45: @Juliamon Always thinking about new Wheeler schemes
rabbitgta: cool, I showered 3 times today.
 FacelessManAboutTown: You didn't shower? I thought you weren't doing Yugioh this week 
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trainpants: same tbh
  Juliamon: See, I wouldn't have even thought to put this on the poll
 Earthenone: you gotta greese those palms
 SymphonicLolita: patreon-sponsored grease
 Earthenone: !store
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 FacelessManAboutTown: 79.99 USD or CAD?
 RealGamerCow: 80 bucks?  FOH.
 TemporallyAwry: There's not god here, only anime 
 asthanius: it loops like an arcade game
Boopity: Also the anime girl enthusiastically yelling out the name of the game
 lion_byte: no gods, just guards
davehutchin: Cardfight is a fun if simple game. If this was free I'd play it
 MurphEP: Are these the Dear Days of our Lives?
rabbitgta: double D card fights?
noSmokeFire: this looks like Yugioh at home
Boopity: Something about riding the penetrate dragon
 Earthenone: riding, eggs, also 100 million point combat tricks
 Mattmitchell45: The Penetrated Man may pass
 TheThirdTail: If you do the verb enough, you end up with the adjective in your name
 asthanius: seems like it'd be fiddly irl
 ArcOfTheConclave: maybe they would have sold more if it wasn't 80 bucks
 MurphEP: A fight team
 Mattmitchell45: Hot Guy Store Owner
 asthanius: full body wetsuit tattoo
 matthaus_c: he has a wet suit, a jacket -and- an apron
 matthaus_c: he better not be wearing any pantas
 matthaus_c: *pants
 SpleenLord: Why is he wearing an apron at a card store?
 MurphEP: Aint no liquid get on him
 asthanius: ????
 SymphonicLolita: sure
Boopity: Horrifying
rabbitgta: good thing they used a completely different name from another card game protags, no relation to yugi
 asthanius: EMPATHY
 Earthenone: ahh, you have the quickening
noSmokeFire: @SpleenLord gamer grease protection
 asthanius: YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT EMPATHY
 ArcOfTheConclave: Yuki, do you have a friend with a name starting with Jo?
 SymphonicLolita: psychic powers, got it
 FacelessManAboutTown: VANGATHY
 Raincoast_Bear: Wheeler?! Playing a Card game!?   
 Mattmitchell45: I think that Scarlet Johansen movie where her brain unlocks?
 MurphEP: But they were all of them deceived
Boopity: To be fair, this girl is like what, 15 years old?
 asthanius: what the fuck
 DeM0nFiRe: lmao what
 FacelessManAboutTown: We've broken asthanius
 MurphEP: 
noSmokeFire: nah, the kid was also a talented fighter
 asthanius: "Talented fighters can tell when their opponents have a bad home life"
 SymphonicLolita: yeah, so psychic powers
 Mattmitchell45: You have Now You See Me awareness
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I mean, its a way to explain empathy to a child
 FacelessManAboutTown: What if I'm in an unfair fight?
 asthanius: This doesn't mean anything
 asthanius: They're not saying anything
noSmokeFire: "sounds fake but ok"
 Mattmitchell45: I gotta play this card game I guess
 FacelessManAboutTown: You and me both Yuki
 asthanius: That was actually a good line
noSmokeFire: if your empathy lasts for more than four hours, consult a doctor
 SymphonicLolita: this is the writing of all time
 Mattmitchell45: Cardfight!! Vanguard is the only meaningful means of human connection
 BusTed: 🤔
 MurphEP: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Boopity: The writer of this game has definitely never played a card game in their life 
rabbitgta: sounds like google doc searching before heading into the er thinking you are dieing
thavleifrim: this is why my opponents spam good game, they just want to make sure im doing ok
 asthanius: Unless they're a cosplayer, of course
 FacelessManAboutTown: High emotional intelligence is exactly what I have come to associate with hard core gamers
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Anyway. Winter orb, pass
 FacelessManAboutTown: Did we ever establish why they're wearing matching chokers
 couchboyj: OH, so this takes place Ina fantasy world.  I get it!
 asthanius: Cosplay is conse- *user was banned for this post*
DangerDiabolik: Did you ever have turf, Wheeler?
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