GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Graham returns to the Final Fantasy series on Play it Forward! Game: Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age) at Mon 10:00 AM PST (1s ago).
beowuuf: almost
GapFiller:

GapFiller: mebbe we shd do a headcount on how many people are both here and PaC
accountmadeforants:
I'm neither here nor there 
beowuuf: i'm lurking in both waiting for a bath to fill.
LoadingReadyRun:
Be right there! 
GapFiller:
hai G
beowuuf:

I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: sup yall
RedNightmare7:

TXC2: "be right there hombre!"
TXC2: also Hello everybody
beowuuf:
txc2
Shadowsoflife:

TXC2: hello beowuuf
Shadowsoflife: o/
TXC2: CONTACT
BigDaddyBland87: Started playing this and have essentially caught up to Graham
accountmadeforants:

richard_ermen: Yaaay
RocknGrohlNerd: HI TXC2 and all other frends
t3h_f1gm3nt: yay im finally caught up on the vods so i can watch live again!
beowuuf: and i can watch undistracted,my emergency water for tomorrow is all ready
TXC2: hello RocknGrohlNerd
beowuuf:
@t3h_f1gm3nt

TehAmelie: oh wow, it's this time already
NightValien28: we playing it forward mates
NightValien28: what up team
BigDaddyBland87: and unlike FFX-2, replaying this one has changed my opinion. I am actually enjoying it this time around.
TXC2: hello TehAmelie and NightValien28 welcome
TehAmelie: sleeping til 4 is paying off
RocknGrohlNerd: it is 7PM here, so this is once again sweet way to end my day
beowuuf: @TehAmelie you have invented the good time travel.
GapFiller: BigDaddyBland87 still not into X2 then eh
Genie_M: time for final Frantasy
DeM0nFiRe:

Didero: Good evening everybody!
TehAmelie: everything is possible with More SLlep™
BigDaddyBland87: @GapFiller I played the HD version a couple months back...hated it on PS2, still hate it
TXC2: hello Didero welcome
TehAmelie: Sleep
TehAmelie: (use in moderation)
TXC2: perchance to dream
BigDaddyBland87: @GapFiller And for the record, FFX is still my favorite FF game
BigDaddyBland87: so hating X-2 bugs me
jonnykefka: X-2 is like...four hours of torture and then the best job system they've ever made
GapFiller: BigDaddyBland87 huh dfft strokes and that
t3h_f1gm3nt: X-2 is a fun job system mechanic with a shite story and gameplay loop
GapFiller: cz for me its pretty much the exact opposite
TXC2: eh Kathleen liked X and not X-2, so you're in good company
GapFiller: X has always been low on my personal list and X2 has always been up there
beowuuf: so prepared
TXC2: can I postpare myself?
malsareus: excellent I got here in time
beowuuf:
@TXC2 onlyduring cdhc 
malsareus: I think postparing is done with mustard
TXC2: Here we GO!
beowuuf: go time!
TehAmelie: pears and mustard. . .could work
beowuuf: morning graham!
t3h_f1gm3nt: hai G!
Didero: Hi Graham!
BusTed: Hallo.
ElementalAlchemist: Hello friends
GapFiller: evening G
Genie_M: Hi!
TXC2:
now that I think about it, postpareing is just therapy 
TehAmelie: howdy
malsareus: greetings
TXC2: Hello Graham
richard_ermen: It's Graham^^
Snowcookies: hello
GapFiller: TehAmelie oooh pear mustard
emberBecky: o/ heyy
ylegm: succinct
TXC2: !patreon
RedNightmare7: Nice. Clean intro
jonnykefka: that 'whatup' hit the resonant frequency of my laptop case and it was interesting
richard_ermen: You sound like oyu got a frog in your throat
Genie_M: wow, what deep voice you have
BigDaddyBland87: Graham going bass today
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richard_ermen: Graham secretly in Supervillain-mode
malsareus: the weather gremlins got to you
ylegm: wundebah
kumatsu: Tom Waits plays FF12
FelanEntane: Graham bringing us those dulcet tones to your ASMR ears
DarkAbyssKeeper: You should cut back on the morning gravel.
samu_btdp1985: Deep tones G
beowuuf: gord jorsb
ylegm: @kumatsu that one got me
Didero: Right, what were we doing again?
GapFiller: WARNING incoming James Raid
RedNightmare7: Luckily you don't have a lot of talking to do while streaming...
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Genie_M: hunt
Anubis169: G you have to do something while you've got that voice.
TXC2: hunts ?
DarkAbyssKeeper: Hunting?
drane10: As someone who is also just recovering from a cold, I feel your pain
Anubis169: Record a Barry White album or something
Didero: The temple got raided, that I remember
malsareus: I believe the empire just burned the mountain temple
t3h_f1gm3nt: i think we hunting?
BigDaddyBland87: Going to Archadeez nuts
PurpleMonkeyCovers: Goat
thirsty_kitteh: We were doing hunts, but the next plot thing is going to Arcadia to raid Dralor lab
Didero: Oh right, we were going to infiltrate some city
samu_btdp1985: looking for the Hunts?
TXC2:
Anubis169 that or sell me some 7Up 
laundreydhull:
raid? a t t a c k . . . ! ! !
malsareus: ohhhh film noir voice over
GapFiller: 30 Mins or LEss!
Anubis169: oh wow, that's a morning voice?
Anubis169: dude!
RedNightmare7: I should do that next time I sound like that
laundreydhull: like a Spider-Noir I bet?
thirsty_kitteh: (if we are doing the plot in Arcadia, Nalbina Fortress is our setting off point)
GapFiller: feat G doing Hotel Dusk cosplar
RayFK: Uh ohhhhhh, grizzzzzly
Anubis169: heya Jordan!
192 raiders from James_LRR have joined!
RayFK: mornin
Anubis169: and hello pit crew!
TXC2: Hello Raiders
RocknGrohlNerd: gottem
Shadowsoflife: o/
RocknGrohlNerd: hi raiders
graal_smith: Hi Graham. What happened to your voice?
red_shoes_jeff:

t3h_f1gm3nt: hai pit crew
jessieimproved:

malsareus: time to slush some flanns
jessicaengle: James is a model employee and deserves a raise
GapFiller: graal_smith cold
RayFK: Let the record show that you made the deez nuts joke and not me Graham. This wasn't me for once.
GDwarble: The main way you know a game is an RPG is that, at some point, you will get a sluice gate key.
steelfox13: perfect timing we come in on Deez nuts jokes
brieandbacon: Oh man, your voice...
KarnakGWJ: Sounding a little froggy =P
GapFiller: the perils of Twitch chat
malsareus: suddenly a 192 people appeared out of thin air
GapFiller: theres ALWAYS somebody whos only just arrived
Leonhart321: Bass Boosted Graham
YeetTheRich_: good podcasting voice tbh
graal_smith: Could you sing "Swing low sweet Chariot?"
Genie_M: no singing commentary today then
GapFiller: meaning yr constantly having to repeat stuff over and over
TehAmelie: writes down "no silly voices"
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: turns out the game was voice activated
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I'm in the same place. Definitely sound a little off after recovering from a cold.
Joalni: @RayFK Deez jokes have been a constant during this play-through.
TXC2: GapFiller such is life on the stream
GapFiller: TXC2 eye
Anubis169:
some good news btw, uni module results came back. got my first 100 
RocknGrohlNerd:
deez nuts jokes will be even better with the boosted bass setting on Graham 
TXC2: Anubis169 Congratulations!
malsareus: @Anubis169 ooooh grats
samu_btdp1985: the Jahar hunt is very easy
Joalni: Congrats! @Anubis169
graal_smith: @RayFK Here's a different joke, then. Graham's name is Anger, Surprise, then irritation. Grrrrr... AHA! Mmmmmmmm.
RedNightmare7: I was
Anubis169:
chat
1fairy2boots: Oh right, you thought about maybe getting that one esper in the cave. You got close to killing it the last time.
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t3h_f1gm3nt: even though i did watch that vod, i dont member when it was either
RocknGrohlNerd: HI Anubis169
RedNightmare7: Oh god, I can't remember where, but I remember that bit. Want me to check?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I watched part of ep 1, and now today. There's too many VOD's to watch after work, so I only watch live, and today I'm off.
thirsty_kitteh: Right, that reminds me: this is your new once-per-stream reminder that after doing a Mist attack chain, you can swap party and do it again for massive damage!
RedNightmare7: I think I remember about where you where in the game, maybe
KevinTheShark: I remember it happening.... I feel like it was maybe.... 3/5 of the way through
Anubis169:
'lo RocknGrohlNerd 
Squigel: they migrate
lirazel64: Sounds like a job for Dr. Jacob's Honey Goop! (I sympathize, I'm recovering from pneumonia and voice is minute-by-minute.)
Genie_M: good question. next question.
TehAmelie: i think they grow around plot points
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accountmadeforants: The city has lots of excess warmth and light and it makes the crystals feel cozy.
carefreewill: further north. you need a map
Genie_M: still enjoying Ashe just murdering folk with a huge katana
Anubis169: Barheim, North of Doorheim, about 2 hours west of Callataxihomeheim
Joalni: @TehAmelie Ah, similar to plot armor?
MrVirite: is there still a hunt you can pick up on route, or did that happen already? I forget.
jessicaengle: Sure does
Spluuga: They spring from the pile of adventurers that went too long without saving..
TehAmelie: the save crystal mimic that turns into the real thing maybe gives us an insight to their reproductive cycle
KBKarma: Hi Gram-Gram! How're you doing today?
aussie_rob_w: you're running so fast!
Shadowsoflife:

accountmadeforants: (Incidentally, don't let save crystals into your home, no matter how cold they seem. That way lies plot that probably ends with you dramatically dying to incentivize some rude teen.)
jessicaengle: Has there ever been a Chrono Trigger playthrough?
TXC2: Anubis169 surely we have to pass Gettingakababheim?
Anubis169: i think so
accountmadeforants: @jessicaengle Adam did one on his own channel, I'm pretty sure?
RedNightmare7: @jessicaengle I know Dan from Playframe is starting one right now
Anubis169:
that's on the way 
jessicaengle: Oh man, I'm sorry I missed that @accountmadeforants I bet it was great
KBKarma: How many people have been mentioning FFXIV over the last few streams? I saw a few on the first one.
KevinTheShark: We do like a good Flan
cassaclyzm: does god have a flan for you?
plummeting_sloth: "Look, just because I'm a Moogle doesn't mean I'm a member of the cartographers guild!" "Oh, sorry... but, like, ARE you a members of the cartographers guild?" *sigh*"yes" *hands over map*
Mr_Horrible: just carrying around a giant dead snake: "Ah hell I meant to put this in the mailbox"
red_shoes_jeff: @accountmadeforants What if I own a lot of weapons? Can I classify my basement as a dungeon-crawl for tax purposes?
Shadowsoflife: @jessicaengle Was going to say that
TehAmelie: not on this channel, no
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Genie_M: any LP doubling equipment?
Snowcookies: WIggins has done chrono trigger, but there isn't an LRR one
jessicaengle: I don't think I ever had the patience to get through it, but probably the only jrpg(?) I ever played
Leonhart321: @accountmadeforants No, it's only a rouge-like
BigDaddyBland87: Which is funny, Chrono Trigger is next on my list after FFXII
Juliamon: Ultra-zoomies
LurkerSpine:
100 Ludicrous Speed!
Shadowsoflife: QUAD SPEED
t3h_f1gm3nt: nyooooom
aussie_rob_w: faaaaaaaaaast
Spluuga: vroom
red_shoes_jeff: NYOOOOOM
RedNightmare7: Yeah, same
TXC2: the forbidden technic of quad speed
noSmokeFire: I've been craving quad speed this entire time. that's nauseating, thank you
Spades_Slicc: Yeah just nightcore the gameplay
MadWolf1290: Sanic
Leonhart321: Rolling around at the speed of sound
KBKarma: QUAD DAMAGE.
TehAmelie: don't look directly into the fast forward
noSmokeFire: imagine how this will look on youtube at double speed
CaptainSpam: The undercranked fast walk still makes me lauigh.
Genie_M: fast-fast-fast-fast forward
Critterbot: It's making me dizzy.
Snowcookies: someone in the Youtube comments said quad speed makes the characters teleport watching at 2x speed
raulghoulia: imagining the cuts scenes at quad speed
Mazrae: if you go any faster you will go into the plaid
KevinTheShark: Yeah, it's like threading a needle whilst having minor seizures
1fairy2boots: quad speed is way too fast. had to look away.
Mr_Horrible: some things man was not meant to know
MystechJ: These things are dying quick even without the speed up
CaptainSpam: I swear, we need some Yakety Sax whenever the party's running.
Genie_M: if there would be a quick switch betwween 2x and 4x
TXC2: "we speeded too fast and too furiously"
1fairy2boots: Double speed is great though.
Genie_M: without going into settings
plummeting_sloth: we need 2.5x speed. Just when we need a titch more
Genie_M: beach!
DarkAbyssKeeper: The Flash plays FFXII 100x Speed.
Genie_M: the beach episode
TheThirdTail: from my brief memories of playing this version, quad speed is great for backtracking when you can just hold a direction and look somewhere else
KBKarma: Ah, those aren't the birbs in FFXIV with the bird heads on their necks and the woman's face on their chest.
ElektroTal: oh no, sniffles?
DarkAbyssKeeper: One stream only.
KBKarma: They looked like it.
Greyah: Oh, I'd happily still watch if you played in quad speed, but I'd instead just go to the VoD and watch that at half speed.
plummeting_sloth: beach episode!
TXC2: ElektroTal Graham's coming off a cold
RedNightmare7: Oh, 100%
red_shoes_jeff: Yis
ylegm: oh yeah
LurkerSpine: it's weird how inconsistent all these FF remasters were wrt what "extra tools" you get and how you access them
RocknGrohlNerd: yes
Leonhart321: No, I hear it too
nyperold: I hear it.
GDwarble: I keep hearing one of the hub world themes from Gravity Rush, myself
accountmadeforants: We need variable speed, all the way up to "however fast my PC can handle", like Supreme Commander had (or was that like 10x? Either way, it was a lot)
Mr_Horrible: it's been too long since I've heard it, so couldn't say
LurkerSpine: I think the FFX remaster is different on every platform
doubledbear: Yeah i kinda hear what you mean
TehAmelie: zsnes has it easier i guess, but it just gives you a slider from 1/4 to 30x speed
BigDaddyBland87: oh yea I hear it
Genie_M: yup, they really are similar
t3h_f1gm3nt: i can hear the resemblence yeah
RedNightmare7: I hadn't realized you grabbed a different track. Though they really reused it
KevinTheShark: Oh heck yeah
RedNightmare7: But it is totally there
raulghoulia: shoulda picked the key at character creation
Squigel: yes this is the dark souls of ff
lady_olynder: if its the same conposer its not too surprising for liet motifs to show up in other things
malsareus: well this game did have a save point mimic
lady_olynder: john williams has it all the time across movies
MystechJ: That esper felt like it belonged in a souls like
Didero: Are these mobs too low-level to earn XP and LP?
Genie_M: with an LP doubler it would be nice
plummeting_sloth: I'm guessing we took of that assessory that meant we kept getting rusty junk?
plummeting_sloth: as loot
Genie_M: doggo
KBKarma: Are you having a good day? Yurt.
TXC2: "folks who live by the river, river folks"
KevinTheShark: @lady_olynder sadly it's not the same composers
plummeting_sloth: Ferry issues, am I right?
Mazrae: I was just about to make a down by the river reference graham
malsareus: feryy issues, Graham must feel at home here
KBKarma: Big wheel keep on turning, Proud Mary keeps on burning.
carefreewill: Did graham make the medicine for the person in this village?
plummeting_sloth: this is a very wealthy unlucky merchange
Spades_Slicc: The fairy isn't working, are they unemployed?
plummeting_sloth: er, merchant
Shadowsoflife: thrill at the prices
Genie_M: next do some license points
Genie_M: then do gambiting
TXC2: Thrill as capitalism is engaged
RocknGrohlNerd: is this...? capitalism?
KBKarma: Capitalism, ho!"
RedNightmare7: No, not the fire stones! We wanted to evolve Penelo into a Flareon, right?
TehAmelie: i love it in games where merchants are dirt poor and begging you to buy from them and then you can just sell them an infinite amount of junk
Spades_Slicc:
Capitalism breeds innovation 
plummeting_sloth: "Well, thank you stranger... that... that was all the villiages money. Don't know why I did that, really"
Joalni: Liquidating assets counts as capitalism, I suppose.
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Genie_M: the chocobo buried the traders' money
malsareus: oooh a named NPC
noSmokeFire: you could *swim*
LurkerSpine: can chocobos swim?
KBKarma: Question: how does this game rate on the trauma scale?
Genie_M: blue can
KevinTheShark: Yeah, it looks like a short swim ngl
Spades_Slicc: I could swim that
Pteraspidomorphi:
I've swum that 
TheWriterAleph:
it doesn't sound like you could yell that loud right now, G 
aussie_rob_w: Graham that's science you're not allowed to get science in your sci-fi
Greyah: The reason you don't scream there is because a big lake monster would pop up and eat you, like in RE4.
MehallD: But Graham, we only got THE ONE YEAR 14 months ago
malsareus: or build a raft
Genie_M: they may not know how to swim though
KBKarma: Like, would it be out of place for me to suggest that everyone on the north shore is very very dead?
doubledbear: It's supposedly a very fast river
MrVirite: it's dangerous enough going out for a walk, never mind swimming!
TXC2:
MehallD 14 months ago was 2004 
nerdmor: i like Noir Graham. I'd have that as a treat once an yeat
Joalni: @KBKarma Oh, a 100%
Squigel: there might be elementals in the water
aussie_rob_w: oh no Twitch has a fi ligature that drops the dot on mobile, I hate it
KBKarma: @KBKarma Ah, neat. Pretty sure that's the story then. And everyone in that village are war orphans of war.
samu_btdp1985: there is a really angry turkey back there
KevinTheShark: actually yeah, considering how dangerous the wildlife is on land. I can't fathom how bad the water creatures must be
malsareus: I don't think the villagers know magic so the elementals should be chill
Andymonium: "Gimme a tiny amount of money! Good job." me @ my employers in high school
TehAmelie: hmm if you live in a videogame world where you can't touch the water, would you always worry that something would jump up and eat you if you took one step into the water?
Genie_M: you have LP doubler trinkets?
KBKarma: *looks at Psychonauts*
MystechJ: Who has the license point doublers?
TheThirdTail: yeah, iirc you never outlevel lp gains and could theoretically grind as much as you want from these early areas
malsareus: license points, FF12s very own bear asses
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plummeting_sloth: it's a place!
KBKarma: The only thing I know about FFXII (apart from references in FFXIV) is the Mega64 skit involving Captain Basch telling everyone who he is).
raulghoulia: it's a title
kid_flashionable: Because its like Nurse JOy in pokemon
SpleenLord: Family name
noSmokeFire: union rules
MystechJ: Different Gurdy?
accountmadeforants: Could be a different Gurdy
Andymonium: different timeline Gurdy
plummeting_sloth: Gurdy only wants blood when he's at church
lady_olynder: different Gurdy?
malsareus: because they're all different Gurdys
thirsty_kitteh: Just because there's two moogles called Gurdy doesn't mean they're the same person. God, Graham /j
Punching_Bag:
not all Gurdys 
BigDaddyBland87: No relation
RocknGrohlNerd: Gurdeez nuts
KBKarma: That's one hurdy Gurdy.
raulghoulia: Nurse Joy situation
Juliamon: Maybe "Gurdy" is this world's "Ben"
Leonhart321: It's like Namingway, they're all named Gurdy
Andymonium: @raulghoulia this is the one
malsareus: Gurdy is actually a Moogle job title
kid_flashionable: Does that mean there's a Gurdy Wheeler?
TheTekkieman: You were in its prison earlier, hence it being on the map.
thirsty_kitteh: It's a bit like saying every adjective_kitteh user in chat is the same person!
Genie_M: pretty town
TXC2: this is Hurdy Gurdy, we need to fine Murdy Gurdy
TXC2: *find
accountmadeforants: Wow, that castle/town looked like a PS1 backdrop for a bit
plummeting_sloth: boy the Empire can just be chill with y'all sometime huh
KevinTheShark: *gasp* a pre-rendered!?
UncannyJimjams: Hey Graham! How are you today? Hi chat! I'm not as late as the last few streams lol
malsareus: god this world needs railroads
KBKarma: @TXC2 "Murdy" is short for "Murdery".
RedNightmare7: Decadent
MystechJ: Didn't the empire nuke this place?
TXC2: hello UncannyJimjams welcome
raulghoulia: getting real Naboo vibes from this place
TehAmelie: some sort of. . .airship railroads?
plummeting_sloth: that seems... wasteful for the desert
richard_ermen: Pretty chill place.
Shadowsoflife: @malsareus 100% need rails
TXC2: and this cutscene happened why?
KBKarma: Is pretty.
richard_ermen: They still have moneys in the cutscene budget left over
Shadowsoflife: city intro?
Carlioo: yo look at this cool fortress
TheTekkieman: @TXC2 First time actually being IN the town topside.
lady_olynder: i genuinely enjoy games more when i am spoiled on them to some degree, so this PiF has really modivsted me to play more of tbis game
malsareus: @TXC2 because those crates are very important
malsareus: they're licensed as plot crates
doubledbear: The city travel agency intros are always jarring to me
plummeting_sloth: "Hey, hi how are you doing? Here's a bit about this history of our town. Also my people got genocided. Anyway, conversation ends here"
doubledbear: "Visit scenic [Name of place] in Ivalice"
Krektogar: Hey G and chat! Hope everyone is doing well
KBKarma: SOULEATER?!
TXC2: hello Krektogar welcome
plummeting_sloth: Sir, I don't want to buy a technique that you yourself describe as "troublesome"
Mr_Horrible: Sellekinesis?
Genie_M: yep
KevinTheShark: Are those Tecknics troublesome for me or for my enemies????
plummeting_sloth: "Come on down to Dave's Shitty Magick"
malsareus: @KevinTheShark yes
BigDaddyBland87: I looked up Telekinesis yesterday while I was playing...it's late-game
Carlioo: as they do
UncannyJimjams: A purveyor of fine Gambitry
grgriffin3: Also troublesome for the environment
Mr_Horrible: clearly, if they caused someone to war against god and lose
Spades_Slicc: If it lost to the gods you could probably take it
KevinTheShark: jdnndidjenkskdn damn it
jamesk902: Could be worse, it could have won a fight with the gods.
accountmadeforants:
@malsareus Silly malsareus, airships are for terrestrial travel, railways are for going to SPACE https://youtu.be/KK3Z53U4Ahw
doubledbear: Never buy from Dave's Disckount Magicks
superdeadsmurf: that X number of enemies present gambit might be a solution to the steal problem
plummeting_sloth: One day the Empire is going to figure out Wanted Posters and then our party will be ruined
thirsty_kitteh: you technically sort of did
thirsty_kitteh: you were just in prison
Carlioo: you can come here as soon as you get access to the desert yeah
Spades_Slicc: Dave's discount Minor Mageries and Major Forgeries
plummeting_sloth: "Yes, I would like to buy your antiquated cotton shirt" "Sure thing " hands over rags*
Narcuru: sold a bunhc of stuff earlier?
Squigel: some grimoires unlcok by talking to shop owners x times
Genie_M: yay
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raulghoulia: talking to vendors x numbers of time times triggers grimoires
MrVirite: hah
UncannyJimjams: He must like the cut of your jib
Wolfstrike_NL:

malsareus: oh cool an item we'll never need
TXC2:
Ivalenz_ 
Shadowsoflife:

t3h_f1gm3nt: HOMSTVE
t3h_f1gm3nt:
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Punching_Bag: is this game that based on what you sell you unlock special stuff to buy?
MystechJ: I guess its time to try fighting the elementals again.
WhoseGamewasitZ:

doubledbear: Whether you like it or not, you do
LadyLockwood92:

Masslost: Ok I’m here after reading destiny 2 state of the game for 2023 and there’s a metric ton of info
plummeting_sloth: was... that guy just not sure if he was a stonemason
BigDaddyBland87: I got stuck fighting that Ice Elemental yesterday...I just used Quickenings to take it down
Prop_PT: at this point most elementals are fairly trivial as long as you have magic theya re weak to
MystechJ: Jovy's got a problem
Didero: am they ok
LadyLockwood92: Been there Jovy.
malsareus: Jovy just needs a nap
Bruceski: Jovy's having a bad day
TXC2: jovy's lost his bon
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plummeting_sloth: Vaan decided that it was not his problem
BigDaddyBland87: Actually he's trying to bust a friend out of jail
UncannyJimjams: What do any of us do, really?
LadyLockwood92: Jovy's going through a break up. Get 'em some ice cream.
MrVirite: stoned mason?
BigDaddyBland87: but got stuck being a stonemason
malsareus: the most stone of masons
doubledbear: Jovy's had a bad 2 years
Genie_M: ooooh I know which area comes here
KevinTheShark: You can always tell when they haven't figured out their cover story yet
Genie_M: just remembered
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: heyo friends! what we up to today?
accountmadeforants: Jovi (Bon)
LadyLockwood92: Do you think he wrote it with a question mark on the census?
Bruceski: Not supposed to know who Jovy is
jonnykefka: moogle I think
TXC2: hello NarwhalsInATrenchcoat welcome
KBKarma: So, I'm guessing this is nothing like FFIX, and the town won't be utterly levelled now that you've left it?
WhoseGamewasitZ:
it was me... it was me all along
Spades_Slicc: New Dog!
Genie_M: good xp
Joalni: Have a taste of the moist katana, doggos.
TXC2: WhoseGamewasitZ ah sonofabitch!
jonnykefka: @KBKarma it's funny because it's true
doubledbear: Jovy's story comes up when you do hunts in the area if i recall
Genie_M: maybe back in the city? there was a vendor
malsareus: we cannot afford confusion on Ashe, she'll kill us all
KBKarma: I've played IX, and towns were either destroyed after you left them, before you got to them, or while you were there.
UncannyJimjams: oh heck yes, my copy of FF7 Intergrade just arrived
accountmadeforants: @WhoseGamewasitZ Hook! Line! And sinkerrrr!
Genie_M: this place has sooooooo confusing geometry
Mr_Horrible: yeah, towns had a rough go of it in 9
scheater5: This was the Final Fantasy I sunk the most hours in as a kid, I have been loving these youtube vods and this is my "The Price Is Right" today because I'm home sick so I get to watch it live!
malsareus: when did we tan that skin? we just got it
KBKarma: FFIX was Cute War Crimes the JRPG
Mr_Horrible: Oh hey, yet another enemy model where I'm like "oh that's where that's from"
BigDaddyBland87: @scheater5 No sick day is complete without PIR
Mr_Horrible: appropriate, since they show up in the XII-related content in XIV
Mr_Horrible: and nowhere else, iirc
KBKarma: @Mr_Horrible Every damn time, yeah.
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raulghoulia: Price It Forward?
TXC2: back my in day the sick day game show was Supermarket Sweep
Mr_Horrible: The Play Is Right
Mr_Horrible: Ashe you can't just call it a "water katana" because it's raining
EirikaEmblem: I would advise to not engage anyone with a katana of any variety if I'm being totally honest
KBKarma: Weak to water, in a place with a lot of rainfall. That seems like a losing proposition.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I was on bargain hunt for sick days
UncannyJimjams: oh no, not more moist sword talk haha
MystechJ: Its times like these I wish enemy ai had some self preservation routines
1fairy2boots: I think being around someone hostile with any katana is a bad place to be.
raulghoulia: Humbaba always used to Reks me in FF6
TehAmelie: Humbaba is a monster from the bible or something right? maybe Gilgamesh?
ThatOverkillGuy: this game gives me ff11 vibes
Travilogue: Can you still use a whetstone to sharpen the Water Katana, or do you have to use a wetstone?
EirikaEmblem: Like, if they pull out a sword I think the right call is "immediate and thorough disengage"
Genie_M: 800xp and 2lp
KevinTheShark: A water katana sounds like it would get rusty quickly...
TXC2: the wet katana, the moist masamune, the damp daikatana, the soaking subimaru
TehAmelie: two of him standing around a random hill seems a bit weird
MystechJ: Big doggo
scheater5:
@Mr_Horrible 
KBKarma: Oh, it is WRECKING your shit.
MystechJ: Ashe went off
BigDaddyBland87: Ashe in no mood for it's shit
plummeting_sloth: for something purported to be wary, it seems fine absolutely wrecking your shop
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Ashe choosing to "simply win"
jamesk902: Nice
superdeadsmurf: heh throat wolf. nice obscure early magic the gathering reference
TehAmelie: any more than six hits with a katana combo and you need to give it a name
TehAmelie: if anime has taught me anything
Prop_PT: no its just a big enemy here
UncannyJimjams: That's a lot of coughing today G, don't forget to hydrate
Mr_Horrible:
Yes, "Wary Wolf" was released for the virtual boy only, and today copies go for around 500 USD 
SalmirAeon: just a big guy
Spades_Slicc: Hydrate or die-drate
DarkAbyssKeeper: Rare Game 6 of 80 according to Google.
Mr_Horrible: they tire of war, and simply wish to live at peace in the sands
Squigel: fran
TXC2: Vikings?
Genie_M: Penelo
Mr_Horrible: seems a little much for the desert
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plummeting_sloth: god the death animations for the bigger creatures at 2x speed are so funny to me
carefreewill: over the river in the estersand
DarkAbyssKeeper: Wary Wolf also apparently a book. 11th on a gritty romance series. Less helpful.
BigDaddyBland87: I guess the river ends in Nalbina?
KevinTheShark: Well, the Dino's have lived for millions of years. they've learned a lot
TXC2: it's the way sideways
Squigel: who would build a town on a river?
Spades_Slicc: Most societies
Leonhart321: Civilisation, coming to a dank river valley near you
grgriffin3: Norte chicoooooo
ElementalAlchemist: how dare they take advantage of a convenient method of travel
shurtal: is it Tonga time?
Two_Hats: Why not just bring the river to you, hmm?
DarkAbyssKeeper: Usually next to a river, rather than on it.
TXC2: "fuck it, time to plant some grass"
thirsty_kitteh: um asskulally, I'd build it next to the river
MehallD: Hey, you could make a religion out of that
grgriffin3: no don't
doubledbear: would be a real MESS-opotamia
Leonhart321: Ooops, China broke again
LadyLockwood92:
Coming soon to a dank river valley near you
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Jethrain: you need to head north, to the northern north
Genie_M: confusing geometry
EricTheOrange: I think I go back to that "history of the entire world, I guess" every few months
MystechJ: Weird
MrVirite: the moogle ate them all
Squigel: I believe you have to do something else on the southside first
nickthecatbear: Moogle: "This is MY village now!"
shurtal: i'm doing the White Mage job quests from Heavensward, and it's all about "cleansing the taint" and i can't stop giggling. I'm a 34 year old child
TXC2: new arrivals in India, maybe it's those horse people we were talking about
Genie_M: going there and back multiple times and yeah....
plummeting_sloth: "hey, I denuded the surrounding area of wildlife. I assume that's what you all wanted, so money please"
KevinTheShark: I guess that's why noone could yell back over the river
doubledbear: oddly the sidequest doesn't start on either side of the village
Prop_PT: yeah this quest starts on the south side
TXC2: !findquote taint
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TXC2: you're in good company shurtal
1fairy2boots: Is going to the other side of the river this world's version of getting cigarrettes?
beldromercier: Hi (Wasn'tthere at the start, what happenned to G's voice?)
noSmokeFire: pardon, was one of those items "throat wolf blood"?
MrVirite: west exit?
Genie_M: recovering from having a cold
TXC2: hello beldromercier Graham is coming off a cold
shurtal: @TXC2 good to know i need to handle the taint gently
Spades_Slicc: @beldromercier He's doing an impression of the kid from Princess Bride
CanPlayGames: Graham there is nothing wrong with your voice. Your voice is valid
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: the voice of a narrator of wine commercials
NightValien28: the ass end, shouldn't you feel better if you were in the other end?
TXC2: just sounds like he's selling us 7up
shurtal: graham got the temp buff "Angst voice"
beldromercier: GRavely manly man manderville voice
Spades_Slicc: The voice of H. G. Wells doing a wine commercial
morbis237: You get to sound sexy and deep, I get to sound like nasal Urkel
LordZarano: Fun fact, History of the entire world I guess has complete "lyrics" on Genius
Didero: Stabbin' a guy repeatedly will do that
kais58: Balthier did something to him
GapFiller: Spades_Slicc Orson Welles
sephsays: You interrupted the 1v1.
Spades_Slicc: Orson Welles then
plummeting_sloth: "You saw the other side of the river. None must know"
WiJohn: He knows what he did
lady_olynder: not feeling well myself, i will have to catch the rest on the vod, hopefully i am awake for jackbox
Spades_Slicc: who is H. G. Wells?
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: IN JULY
GapFiller: wrote War of the Worlds
GapFiller: and The Time Machine
ExachixKitsune: I swear every time I check in on this you are in a desert
Spades_Slicc: Well then what did Orson Welles do (besides wine commercals)?
TXC2: and Jorney to the moon
beldromercier: The flowers are also something
GapFiller: Spades_Slicc ohhh honey
TXC2: Spades_Slicc Citizen Kane
Spades_Slicc: I'll bing it
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: orson welles narrated war of the worlds
beowuuf:
@Spades_Slicc voiced unicron to startwith intransformers: the movie (1984) 
TehAmelie: ooh, are we Revengeancing now?
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: as a radio play
doubledbear: Huh... i must have missed that when i was playing in this area...
GapFiller: thats the irritating thing abt Orson Welles; his career was so vast that is hard to summarise
mwlsn: He also did commercials for peas
shurtal: Ah, the french
JAGxTERRA: its funny and a little sad.
GapFiller: yr havta mention both Third Man AND Casino Royale
BigDaddyBland87: Casino Royale...the bad one
Genie_M: getting a free ticket to "just make a movie"
EricTheOrange: well and the Pea's commercial
beldromercier: Casino Royal, the only one
grgriffin3: Him doing Unicron is kinda funny with context
TXC2: Roasebud country peas, full of country goodness and green peaness
kais58:
Unicron did wine commercials? 
KevinTheShark: Oh god. Not THAT Casino Royale
GapFiller: on one hand theres Lady From Shanghai Touch of Evil ect then otoh theres Kermit the Frog
GhostValv: haha
beowuuf: lol
grgriffin3: Based.
Wolfstrike_NL:
love that
shurtal: stick to your guns
shurtal: even if they jam
iris_of_ether:

Spades_Slicc: Based
TehAmelie: the Adam Sandler of his age
RedNightmare7: Gotta love the honesty
flagonmaster: hi chat
UncannyJimjams: Massive W honestly
JAGxTERRA: MUAAAhAAAAAAA THE FRENCH.... champagne hasalwesbencelebretedferisexcellence....
Mr_Horrible: a man who knew what he was about
TXC2: hello flagonmaster welcome
Leonhart321: Should have said frequently, both for the Rule of Three, but also for the sick Three-quently pun he could have made
RedNightmare7: Oh, I remember those!
GDwarble: Oh, yeah, that was *hilarious*
RedNightmare7: Someone doing his accent, right?
ExachixKitsune: Some sort of Orson Well of knowledge
RedNightmare7: Ah, right
Jethrain: you could *hear* it in his accent just from reading it
plummeting_sloth: they got Phil Lamar to do them, right?
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mwlsn: Maurice LaMarche
TXC2: ^
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: pinky and the brain is just an orson welles improv
Spades_Slicc: @gapfiller It would have been very funny if you answered both of my questions about what the individual Wel(le)s' did with "War of the Worlds"
Leonhart321: There's a whole episode based around that gag
plummeting_sloth: ah, I thought they got it through Cameo
LadyLockwood92: He played Welles in The Critic as well.
Mr_Horrible: Brain is trying to take over the world in revenge for the studio meddling in The Magnificent Ambersons
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: @BigDaddyBland87 apparently the actress who played vesper in the bad casino royale was a close friend of my parents
shurtal: @scheater5 i mean, in one episode, they just do "what if War of the Worlds performance was a way to take over the world"
Didero: Can Chocobo leap?
LadyLockwood92: Matt Berry has a distinctive voice which makes it a good one to do impressions of.
Bruceski: They did one sketch that was just Brain quoting Welles verbatim from a commercial voiceover recording. Because Animaniacs did stuff like that.
TXC2:
white chocobos can't jump 
EvilBadman: There's a really good ricky/morty dude on TikTok who had the smarts to change his handle away from mortysays before the Roiland stuff blew up.
GapFiller: phunny story finally watched The Third Man soup to nuts over Xmas after years of only having seen the cuckoo clock speech and MAN its frankly hilarious watching Welles just casually stealing a movie out from under someone else
plummeting_sloth: god I love that pea commercial bit they did... something that would be completely impenetrable to any child watching it at the time
scheater5: @shurtal It is so obvious now. Never ONCE occurred to me.
GapFiller: Welles: I'm sorry were YOU starring in this movie?
plummeting_sloth: all they did was take out the swears and just did word for word
shurtal: @scheater5 yeah, Animaniacs/Pinky and the Brain were both timeless and way ahead of their time
Genie_M: stuff!
GapFiller:

LadyLockwood92: I have to assume that there's no plans for us to be able to go to Dalmasca in 14. Otherwise it'd just be XII-2.
plummeting_sloth: fuck yeah lets be goku
scheater5: @shurtal that whole string of cartoons executive produced by Spielberg were ahead of their time.
TehAmelie: i find the story of the War of the Worlds broadcast fascinating in how eagerly people believe the narrative of how everyone else thought it was real
GDwarble: @LadyLockwood92 It'd be neat to have more than just the one ARaid set there, to be sure
Squigel: it's not wet though
Didero: Does Ashe's current katana have any special effects?
Clockwork_Penguin: Lukw Warm take, SImpsons, Animaniacs and other satirical stuff from the 90s wasnt prescient, we've just not solved any of the problems we had in the 90s
thirsty_kitteh: I'm...glad that Tonga time IRL wasn't also Katana time.
DarkAbyssKeeper: A dry sword?
GapFiller: shurtal yr wonder how many people were (re)introduced to OG Looney Tunes thanks to Animaniacs ect
GapFiller: esp Taz given he got his own spinoff
GDwarble: @Clockwork_Penguin They weren't really trying to be prescient, they were satirizing the present, yeah
Didero: "Here Penelo, have a stick"
t3h_f1gm3nt: ooooooh we can make penelo a saiyin?
TehAmelie: wait is a water katana. . .thin wet?
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: just wait till everyone finds out its the pole moving and not her...
Shadowsoflife: @TehAmelie Wet steel
Two_Hats: Hmm, now I'm getting FF X MTG crossover set ideas
Mangledpixel: boop
GapFiller: wet steel is just a rust problem waiting to happen
shurtal: @GapFiller late 80's early 90's really was a golden age of cartoons
beowuuf: i picked the wrong time to pay attention to chat again
Squigel: check what magik he sells
TXC2: I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo I mean they do spin
TXC2: hello Mangledpixel welcome
LadyLockwood92: @two_hats You know...I did a bunch of custom Godzilla-style cards of bosses from 14...
GDwarble:
@shurtal I'd push that a bit later, late '80s US cartoons were almost entirely extended toy commercials 
Judders__: Is this Gs first playthrough?
Didero: Vaan looking at an ancient shrine: "This thing smells weird". Thanks for the insight, kid
Two_Hats: @LadyLockwood92 Oh, that seems neat!
TXC2: Judders__ no, but last time was years ago
shurtal: @GDwarble i was trying to rope in the good parts of transformers with that. should have said animation, to include japan
Squigel: i don't think you touched the crystal
MystechJ: Yeah You didnt activate it
BigDaddyBland87: yes it does
Mangledpixel: gotta boop the shiney
EvilBadman:
bonfire unlit 
thirsty_kitteh: A new hand touches the crystal!!
aussie_rob_w: Touch it again!
shurtal: if ff14 has taught me anyting, you gotta lick those crystals
flagonmaster: rabanastre then walk?
TXC2: remember chat: always be careful with saying thing from x time was the best because that's probably your nostalgia talking
LadyLockwood92: @two_hats It was pretty tricky all things considered. My best fit was Fumiko the Low-blood and Ravana. He literally has a line 'Rejoice in the glory of combat'.
MystechJ: Was it the bomb?
Prop_PT: no just laid off a bunch of staff because fuck fandom
ExachixKitsune: @KBKarma kupo :3
Didero: @TXC2 False. Culture was obviously at its peak right when I happened to be the most impressionable
plummeting_sloth: "How do you get to Archadia? Practice practice practice"
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Genie_M: very confusing map design this area
flagonmaster: aeroga... jamaica
VintageSpiffy: oooh I wanna take ya
AugmentingPath: Aeroga sounds like a customized car horn
CommiePuddin: I have to run to work, I just wanted to pop in and say hi to everybody ok BYE!
plummeting_sloth: can we teleport som place that sells greens??
TXC2: hello CommiePuddin stay safe
Didero: And more Speed too
plummeting_sloth: now, I will say, the last time an item said "will enable access to higher quality loot" that was an absolute lie
flagonmaster: on the airship
Prop_PT: airships
Genie_M: plane
MystechJ: The airship
Mangledpixel: that seems... odd
Prop_PT: there is also the travelling merchant but I dont know where he is right now
TXC2: how Ironic, the sky is the one place we can buy green
plummeting_sloth: are they an in-flight snack option?
BigDaddyBland87: Chocobos you fight can drop them too
AugmentingPath:
@plummeting_sloth Sounds like you don't know how to appreciate a quality knot of rust 
SuperWriterAndy: i ask myself that self everytime i play an rpg
BigDaddyBland87: Eruyt
Genie_M: you can murder chocobos
creasehearst: Dyce in Balfonheim Port according to the wiki also sells them
Prop_PT: Golmore yeh
BigDaddyBland87: Eruyt is the Viera Village
Prop_PT: Eruyt is the Jahara
TXC2: but can you live with yourself after murdering Chocobos ?
BigDaddyBland87: Oh that's right
Prop_PT: huh no I was wrong
BigDaddyBland87: I was right lol
GhostValv: yeah I kinda accidentally sold mine...
Prop_PT: soon you can buy them as well
t3h_f1gm3nt: yeah i always hated that teleport stones were loot. cant count the number of times i about or did accidentally sell mine
plummeting_sloth: *speak to wood* HEY WOOD
Dalrint: Watching this has reminded me how much I love how varied all the different locations are in 12
Didero: Do they have any sweet spells?
plummeting_sloth: dinger
Prop_PT: oh not this one, the Hume on the chocobo
Prop_PT: from the Sandsea
Prop_PT: he showed up at Raithwall
Shadowsoflife: What's traveler do?
Earthenone: to skymall?
BigDaddyBland87: Fly to Nalbina and you can do the letter task too
Didero: Maybe there's new hunts too
Earthenone:
vorpal bunny 
MystechJ: Vorpal bunny!
BigDaddyBland87: And you were just there
Leonhart321: Watch out, that rabbit's dynamite
aussie_rob_w: Vorpal bunny sounds adorable and terrifying
jonnykefka: the mind flayer is exactly what it sounds like
AugmentingPath: Mindflayer, no copyright infringement intended
doubledbear: Oh the vorpal bunny, so silly
ExachixKitsune: It lays mindfs
LadyLockwood92: Oh neat, a 90's comic book character.
Greyah: Is a Vorpal Bunny just the rabbit from Monty Python?
GDwarble: I still want to know how Final Fantasy somehow avoided WotC's wrath for having Mindflayers in so many games
LadyLockwood92: Largely by not calling them Mindflayers tbh.
Snowcookies: why did the lands die?
LadyLockwood92: WotC doesn't own the concept of a person with an octopus for a head.
AugmentingPath: That's the thing, LadyLockwood92 , they often *do* just call them mindflayers
Dalrint: And WotC probably doesn't want to pick a fight with square
Squigel: playing the ff1 pixel remaster and seeing all the random d&d monsters was strange
Squigel: like purple worms
plummeting_sloth: uhhhh
LadyLockwood92: Yeah, honestly, it's probably that WotC don't want to pick a fight.
nickthecatbear: And their friend Milk?
plummeting_sloth: is that an eldritch being?
Didero:
It's only rank 7, should probably be a push-over 
BigDaddyBland87: I think we have different ideas of what a carrot is
shurtal: GOD that movie
MystechJ: Ctulhu?
doubledbear: Wotc may not have the copyrights to those monsters.
TXC2: WotC ain't got the money to fight Square in court
LadyLockwood92: Montblanc wants you dead, evidentally.
GDwarble: @LadyLockwood92 They do call them mindflayers, though, is the thing
A_Dub888: @nickthecatbear The two attack in sequence
jonnykefka: oh right I just remembered the second flan quest in the sewers. That's a good one. It's an FF6 reference
nyperold: Ward of Justice... so, Robin?
LadyLockwood92: Maybe the trademark is on Illithid? I'm not sure.
nickthecatbear: @A_Dub888 And throw down an absolute banger of sick beats
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Dalrint: this game definitely feels like it has the biggest map in the FF games
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Yep
GDwarble: Ah, that would make sense
doubledbear: I don't think it's just feel, it's just a big map
TehAmelie: maybe they get a pass as long as they don't get any ideas about Beholders too
plummeting_sloth: the lawyers made us call them brain whippers
Mordin_Solus_Sings: FF1 was basically an unlicensed D&D game throug, so they've got a lot of similar monsters.
nickthecatbear: So you could have an illicit illithid? Good to know
doubledbear: like imagine if you didn't have 2x speed on
aussie_rob_w: I think Mind Flayer is Creative Commons now.
doubledbear: or couldn't fly or teleport
LadyLockwood92: 'Cause all mindflayers are Illithids, but not all Illithids are mindflayers.
Mangledpixel: on an all-new episode of Boat
CrashTestGremlin: actually, I think "Mind-Flayer" is one of the things not covered by the ogl, along with beholder and others
TheMerricat: "Mind flayers were created by Gary Gygax, who has said that one of his inspirations for them was the cover painting of the Titus Crow book The Burrowers Beneath by Brian Lumley. Tim Kirk's cover art on the book, then in its first printing, depicted only the tentacles of the titular burrowers, the Chthonians."
NDCazzy: Hey Graham how we doing this Monday?
DrLigmaPhD: I do long to live in an environment where crop-tanktop is evidently a popular and comfortable clothing choice
Mordin_Solus_Sings: @aussie_rob_w Stat block yeah, but the concept/name wasn't an issue either way.
doubledbear: The OGL is BS, you can't copyright rules
Didero: I read that as 'Sky Saloon', which sounds way cooler
TheMerricat: @doubledbear you can't copyright rules but you can copyright the creative manner in which you express those rules.
TXC2:
Legal Eagle covered how most of the OGL doesn't matter any way 
CrashTestGremlin: don't take everything you hear on legal eagle as gospel
Earthenone: its one of his brothers
Genie_M: 2 down 4 to get
Didero:
Enjoy the view? 
Genie_M: there will be a hunt here
Mordin_Solus_Sings: @doubledbear Rules/mechanics no, but you can copyright implementations/stats/wordings.
Earthenone: identical boys trying to hit on identical girls
silenceaux: is this a seven brides for seven brothers situation
UncannyJimjams: The Highwind sure looks different
LadyLockwood92: and, it's worth stating, the identical girls are *not* into it.
Mangledpixel: Swaggling all the boons
Mr_Horrible: Boonswaggled Bookkeeper is my favorite blue 2-drop
TheMerricat: Chat I've missed a couple of sessions did we ever get the letters to all of the flight attendant's sisters so that the creepy noble/stalker would leave her alone?
LadyLockwood92: I assume this isn't like 1.0 FF14 where the airship travels in real time, right?
TXC2: "it ain't easy being queasy"
DrLigmaPhD: "Migrant Laborer" has such a rough connotation coming from the SW United States
aussie_rob_w: that sounds very awk
LadyLockwood92: Yeah. There's a reason they changed that in 2.0.
doubledbear: Bohemians being in an FF game is funny to me
iris_of_ether: I'm having flashbacks to Everquest boat travel OMG
plummeting_sloth: "I am tired of buying things from you, I must SLEEP" like every good cruise
LadyLockwood92: That used to be how you went fishing.
doubledbear: @LadyLockwood92 Just like Maple Story
jonnykefka: ah right. precious....little...carrot
EricTheOrange: like a hero doies
MystechJ: What kinda pet is murdering travelers?
BigDaddyBland87: We are now on our 2nd kill pet quest
cuttlefishman: Are we the baddies
GapFiller: oshit!
GapFiller: Carrot Quest time!
jonnykefka: I remember carrot. In fairness to its name, it is a plant.
Earthenone: ask a guard
LadyLockwood92: I have an inkling that it's going to be a Malboro.
GapFiller: LadyLockwood92 shhh
silenceaux: let this be a lesson about the responsibilities of pet ownership
beowuuf:

Punching_Bag: killing pets to save the owners reputation
doubledbear: Isn't the carrot a rank 7 hunt?
MystechJ: What kinda dink keeps a Malboro as a pet?
DrLigmaPhD: Giving me a personal guard escort anywhere is a recipe for some bad fanfic romance, game.
TXC2: silenceaux yeah, A Carrot is for life, not just for dinner
Genie_M: guten morgen
Wicker_Guide: fair warning, all the rank 7 hunts are stronger than the final boss
LadyLockwood92: I can't think of Malboros/Morbols without thinking of that Stepan Sejic FF8 comic.
Mangledpixel: Hellish Golem, or Holem
doubledbear: Hellem
MaygeKyatt: @doubledbear It's also worth noting that this hasn't been challenged in court much, and I don't believe D&D specifically has ever been involved in a lawsuit over how what is/isn't copyrightable. Plus, it's hard for a small-time content creator to have the resources to stand up to a challenge from Hasbro in court, even if the creator is legally in the right, so it was still worth publishing under the OGL, which Hasboro wasn't ever going to sue you over using (since that's the whole point of the l
TXC2: Mason? MASON?!
GhostValv: turns out my former roommate became a chocobo that eats people. help?
Dalrint: You say that, but those tend to pay the best...
Mangledpixel: press X to Mason
Shadowsoflife: X
Snowcookies: At least this isn't like "we want you to get this specimen from back in time so we can research it"
nyperold: Is a Roblon a player of Roblox?
shurtal: something something NUMBERS MASON
SuperWriterAndy: how many hours we into this game chat?
adamshandy: 1-2 hours
incslayer: atomos isnt that a huge mouth demon thing thats a summon in several other FF games?
Shadowsoflife: lots
TXC2: superdeadsmurf lets say 30
GapFiller: cant find the link and forgotten the author but Sarah linked to a great article w/ another perspective on the OGL hoo hah when it was all kicking off last month
doubledbear:
@nyperold I heard they created the OOF 
goatprince: carrot's just a little creature. just a small creature.
EvilBadman: The Antlion one is super rude.
LadyLockwood92: He's just a little guy
adamshandy: you picked up silence? whoa
Dalrint: I can't wait till you go to the Necrohol of Nabudis. Just because it's so fun to say.
northos: @adamshandy we picked up Death a while back, it's been an interesting journey
TXC2: maybe not progress, maybe more rookiegress
shurtal: as long as it's not anitgress
Genie_M: yep
goatprince: just better steal rate I tihnk
jonnykefka: p much
doubledbear: Amatgress?
jonnykefka: you can steal different things
Leonhart321: I think it locks you to the rare steals
Dalrint: It makes it more likely to get the rare steal
goatprince: I guess I'm thinking of their cuffs from a different FF game
jonnykefka: IIRC there are some steals you can't get without htem
TheThirdTail: I'm probably forgetting something obscure, but i don't think there are any steals that are only possible with it
ylegm: @goatprince I think you might be conflating 12 with 9
adamshandy: @TheThirdTail @jonnykefka FIGHT
Squigel: goes from 55/10/3% to 80/30/6%
ylegm: errybody loves moogles
thirsty_kitteh: squigel: what's the categories? normal, uncommon, rate?
ShamelessMatt: moogles are friend shaped. nothing wants to hurt them
plummeting_sloth: you can't attack moogles.. they're just little guys
TheThirdTail: Maybe... One specific hunt boss, now that I think of it? (THAT one)
Squigel: @thirsty_kitteh yeah some boses only have rare steals
goatprince: yeah. why?
doubledbear: The village side quest i think is start by talking to Daniro in the south outpost if i recall
Dalrint: There's no response. It's just a corpse.
MonteTribal: seems kinda dead to me
plummeting_sloth: "Oh, he's not dead. I just wnt revenge for his nap here"
goatprince: did you kill cactus?
Jethrain: he's just... resting. Face down. In the sea. Don't even worry about it.
goatprince: (the flowering cactus hunt)
t3h_f1gm3nt: iirc we have to get to the other side through other means? its been a while
Earthenone: i think it starts with dantro, not his wife?
MrSVCD: I just started watching a recap of Destiny, I am about 30 min in, it is 2.5h long.
goatprince: talk to cantor's wife?
MonteTribal: it does start with Dantro
MonteTribal: talk to Dantro
Prop_PT: i thionk you need to talk to Dantro again
Earthenone: dantro has to tell you to talk to his wife
goatprince: right after the dino
Squigel: i think he's at outpost
doubledbear: you gotta talk to dantro again to start it
BigDaddyBland87: Dantro was at the outpost where you first started
Earthenone: is it 4x far?
Dalrint: Weeeeeeee
Mangledpixel: nyooom
LordZarano: 4 times time!
Earthenone: time to go all out, just this once
Andymonium: zoomies time
TXC2: avert thy gaze chat
incslayer: zoom zoom
incslayer: now this is pod racing!"
Andymonium: ludicrous speed, go!
Punching_Bag:
just do this part blind 
doubledbear: Uh oh, party's got the zoomies
Didero: "Walk very slowly", he says, at x4 speed
mwlsn: tuptuptup go brrr
TehAmelie: footsies like machineguns
Alephred: Is the increased speed an option built into the game's remaster?
TXC2: you can watch now chat
TheThirdTail: yup
plummeting_sloth: yep, a remaster feature
goatprince: (lol)
TXC2: alep yes
TXC2: Alephred yes
incslayer: no skipping any steps
MonteTribal: and back we go!
plummeting_sloth: I'm trying to STOP A WAR KID
plummeting_sloth: GO YOURSELF
EricTheOrange: lol
Prop_PT: Ludacris Speed?
TXC2: back too zooom speed
Didero: Vaan sounding like a steam train
MonteTribal: that is the freshest flower
LadyLockwood92: We've gone to plaid
Earthenone:
the freshest flower is carrot 
Andymonium: at this speed I think they call it a train rate
mwlsn: either you're doing a great job managing the camera or... I dunno, it's not bothering me and I'm apt to get motion sick
TXC2:
I'm 480p so this is definitely at 30fps for me 
LadyLockwood92: Normal view.
Dalrint: Normal speed feels weird now
TXC2: normal speed, Normal speed! NORMAL SPEED!
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TehAmelie: ooh, a new joke just appeared in my head. what does a speedrunning zombie say?
incslayer: ohh she runs a needle exchange
goatprince: talk to the ferry?
TehAmelie: "fraaaaammeees"
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Mangledpixel: Bunch of needles, or Beedles
TXC2: TehAmelie nice
ylegm: I think you keeping talking to her
Squigel: i think you just have to leave and re-enter to progress
LadyLockwood92: Yeah, maybe leave and come back?
plummeting_sloth: Maam I would LOVE to deal with the problem on the north shore but apparently no one here can say the magic words to make me realize it's a quest
doubledbear: *time passes*
PixelArtDragon: I SAID, there's TROUBLE on the NORTH SHORE.
LadyLockwood92: Woo~
KaleidoscopeMind: as if by magic. the magic of plot
TXC2: time passes as happens
Squigel: sorry you aren't allowed to look at the boat arriving
MonteTribal: Dantos wife moved but had the same dialog lol
Andymonium: next we'll have to find mankrik's wife
Earthenone: ive seen the procedure a hundred times!
incslayer: @TXC2 next your gonna tell me it operates in a linear fashion
plummeting_sloth: what about... that guy
goatprince: as a protagonist, you are inherently involved
plummeting_sloth: he killed a flower, he must be strong
LadyLockwood92: 'I'm not even the main character' - Vaan
TXC2: Shake hands with Stranger danger
Masslost: So when does “I’m on a boat” start playing
Gekyouryuu: "but if HE went... delightfully devilish Seymour."
Punching_Bag: vaan is just a florist guy
Jethrain: "this guy fought a sentient cactus, he must know naval combat"
Didero: Imagine looking at Vaan and thinking "this person will protect my young son"
TXC2:
incslayer it's more of a spiral really 
Gekyouryuu: did you see the new Mario trailer last night, Graham?
HavenDragon: this village elder doesn't seem that old tbh? like he's just a guy
EricTheOrange: such is the way of side quests in RPGs. "Oh I have such a problem, if only some random stranger could come by and fix it?"
MystechJ: What?
LadyLockwood92: Cactoids are less fun that Cactaur
thirsty_kitteh: erictheorange: look, I'd give out so many 100gp quests if I could
MonteTribal: cactus dance, cactus dance
plummeting_sloth: they seem... fine with it?
TXC2:
Gekyouryuu that movie is gonna make a billion dollars 
OmegaPlatinum: the cactuar in this game disturb be greatly
doubledbear: Cactus-humanoids = cactoids
noSmokeFire: "we've taken the cactoids as our wives"
PixelArtDragon: They all have smiley faces, they must have been fine
incslayer: @TXC2 ohh i see so its not like a wheel rotating forever around the prison of the dark one as we weave through the ages?
northos: "they're a prickly lot" booooo
ExachixKitsune: *concern*
mwlsn: conga!
Jethrain: "they're a prickly lot" Get in the sea
Didero: Have they considered building any kind of fence?
incslayer: mama taur
jamesk902: They mov ein single file to hide their numbers
Alephred: Speaking of cactuar, the ones in FF14 that live on the moon are lanky and creepy and I hate them.
A_Dub888: O LAWD
TXC2: incslayer not exactly
MystechJ: What!?
t3h_f1gm3nt: so many friends!
BigDaddyBland87: oh they brought Mama
EricTheOrange: @Gekyouryuu oh yeah I saw that, the reference to the old mario bros show made my old man nostalgia act up.
Andymonium: they're just vibing
TheThirdTail: that thing is... kinda huge tbf
goatprince: why'd you kill their son, graham?
PixelArtDragon: It's Finding Aloe!
plummeting_sloth: "There was a cutscene with a huge war, how is everyone so intimidated by these things"
MystechJ: They speak cactus?
Leonhart321: Maaaaaybe?
MonteTribal: idk man, I'd be afraid of a 6' foot cactus thats as wide as a bear too
HavenDragon: "hey prickle-pants" is an amazing bit of dialogue
Wyrmhero25:
This is all your fault 
ThorSokar: whoops
EricTheOrange: I gotta say I dislike the cactuses more than cactaurs. their too "wiggly".
TXC2: it's a dancing cactus people, it's fucking terrifying
EvilBadman: They just grooving
Didero: Can we not just... stab the cactus?
noSmokeFire: that plant has feelings
Mr_Horrible: are you saying you can't tell them apart, Graham?
TheThirdTail: that would be unethical, i guess?
Snowcookies: a plant can't be that dangerous
Wicker_Guide: I mean, it's cute, but would you want to punch it?
Didero: That's her name. First name: Dantro's; Last name: Wife
TheThirdTail: they do seem sapient
shurtal: "my parent's were oracles, that is my name"
Gekyouryuu: that IS her name, they're not married
TXC2: what if wife is her last name?
incslayer: yea he name is Dantro's, Wife is her last name
Leonhart321: First name Danto's, Family name of Wife
Mr_Bitterness: Anyone here play Guild Wars 2, and thinking of the choya?
plummeting_sloth: "I don't know how else to say this, but I've killed like hundreds of these things. It's literally not hard"
Darleysam: she's married to Dantro's Wife's Husband
LadyLockwood92: 'Sorry kid. I'm defined by my relationship with my husband.'
Punching_Bag:

Jethrain: "Danter O'Swife"
MystechJ: Dran?
incslayer: i LOVE that multiple of us made the same joke that its just her name
EvilBadman: Life finds a way!
Didero: why are they so... jiggly
northos: me too, Vaan
TXC2: incslayer chat hive mind strikes again
Genie_M: so technically you lost that Hunt
Didero: help help im being stalked by a cactus
mwlsn: it's imprinted on you
Diabore: can we keep it?
LordZarano: [Cactoid joins the party]
HavenDragon: we have a child now
jonnykefka: yes hello
sephsays: New party member!
doubledbear: They're just lil guys
Leonhart321: I.....don't know
TXC2: it follwed us home
BusTed:

goatprince: you have a new minion
nickthecatbear: More importantly, could we trade Vaan for cactus-friend?
Earthenone: 1000 needles and a dream
plummeting_sloth: don't talk to me or my son ever again
MystechJ: He's just a little guy
PixelArtDragon: Does it have health? Can it attack?
Diabore: there is a teleport crystal
WiJohn: So we can keep killing it for medicine is what I'm getting from this
TXC2: we have to find out, for science
ThorSokar: I would assume he just follows you till you complete the quest
Mr_Horrible: "no one has ever asked those words in that order before"
EricTheOrange: I mean Larsa defended himself, what happens if we get into a fight with this little guy
TXC2: ah boo
Punching_Bag: time for Dran's Big Adventure
Leonhart321: Booo
incslayer: phooey
JocelyneAnne: It was worth a try.
MonteTribal: awwww
Mr_Horrible: coward developers
MystechJ: Boo
mwlsn: what does its wibbling little walk look like at 4x?
sephsays: Aww, Dran missed you!
TehAmelie: a Cactuar that doesn't run into you, deal 1000 damage and runs away? that's new
laff_o_tron: Hey Graham, I just beat the Demon Wall at the 1st encounter...it was rough
northos: you can still reload and try it!
JakeKamas: Wait so is this Dran or is this an identical Cactoid?
northos: @JakeKamas yes
noSmokeFire: this is the cactus of thesues
Leonhart321: Oh wow, that broke me
GhostValv: haha
MystechJ: Is this the weirdest side quest in the game?
plummeting_sloth: big Kermit run
laff_o_tron: Vossler was X-Zoned for me too
Mangledpixel: that's how I'd imagine the Creepy Dolls to run
TXC2: "NEW SUBSCRIBERRRRRR"
YFiddler: haha
ThorSokar: like a very happy muppet
EricTheOrange: reminds me of Eds walk from Ed edd and eddy
BusTed: How can we be sure that these are its people?
jamesk902: I get a little bit Ghengis Khan ..
gualdhar: and thus began the Cactus Massacre
MystechJ: so manywiggles
WiJohn: Bad news, your dad's head is out back of the cactuar's hut
plummeting_sloth: So bad news, I killed your son, good news I guess you guys are technically immortal
TehAmelie: reminds me of Steven Universe's deeply disturbing on so many levels watermelon children
TXC2:
when's this coming to fortnite? 
sephsays: I can't believe you've given them a counterfeit son.
OmegaXMolecule: i just joined and boy did those dancing catci mesmerize me
BusTed: Ok.
incslayer: that sounds like a challenge
GDwarble: @TXC2 I wish they showed up in FF14, their design is great
noSmokeFire: that cactus had bullets??
MystechJ: That was a lot
ThorSokar: I mean, it's up there
plummeting_sloth: congrats, you committed adoption fraud!
flagonmaster: it is, and don't call me shirley
Punching_Bag: yes, but don't call me Shirley
thirsty_kitteh: I can't immediately think of weirder. But also we have the Arcades opening quests coming up sooooo
beowuuf: if iris of ether is still in chat, can they let us know if cdhc tonight is going to be less cursed thandancing cacti, about the same, ormore cursed?:D
Squigel: the cockatrice quest might be wierder
Prop_PT: how do you feel about talking chickens?
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mwlsn: let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby
Earthenone: !findquote lobby
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Earthenone: !findquote snacks
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TehAmelie: hey, Untitled Goose Game is on discount, for the ones of people who don't already have it
TehAmelie: maybe i am that one >_>
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laff_o_tron: so i beat the 1st demon wall....turns out there is 2 of them
LordZarano: Humble Store does not have an Untitled Goose
TXC2: I also do not have goose game
TXC2: and we're bacl
beowuuf: wb
ElementalAlchemist: hi
TXC2: !back
zladcommathe: hi
TheWriterAleph: hi
Punching_Bag: howdy
Didero: dration
thirsty_kitteh: lordzarano: Then I shall acquire Lord Goose of the Village!
TheWriterAleph: and a high level of dration to you, my good sir
TXC2: 'dration makes me feel good!
Jethrain: you head north, you meet the cactoids doubling back on you: "wait, this is not my beautiful son!"
Diabore: because they are graham
Talin06: b/c they are?
Earthenone: because they are sad puppies, and you killed them?
RayFK: You know why
doubledbear: Wanna get Hy(drated)?
raulghoulia: would yo rather they sound like happy puppies when you kill them?
RayFK: Yes
lirazel64: Enemy puppers are still puppers.
doubledbear: Would you rather they not sound?
TXC2:
doubledbear thanks 90's school counsellor 
Wicker_Guide: def an mtg reference
Diabore: could someone explain the reference to me?
Snowcookies: FFXIV has MTG references so it's posiible
SuperWriterAndy: maybe they were a circus performer who literaly threw wolves
RayFK: Diabore it is an ancient usenet joke
DueRecompense: shakiri stance is fire
Wicker_Guide: pretty sure he description expands on it
LordZarano: !card throat wolf
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Narcuru: Penelo's cure aint cutting it anymore
superdeadsmurf: rumoured early secret card that had "firstest strike"
Wolfstrike_NL: Even I somehow share a name with a magic card now :S
MonteTribal: I wonder if the whole point of Playing This Game forward was to see if you'd notice the Throat Wolf plug
Wicker_Guide: that was the rumor
thirsty_kitteh: thirst-est strike >_>
TehAmelie: wow, it reads like a joke even with all we know of unsets
superdeadsmurf: was part of the rumor - might have been added in a later round of the rumor going around
ylegm: @Wolfstrike_NL I never have to worry about that problem
Mordin_Solus_Sings: I believe the original usenet post was that it could somehow attack during the opponents turn
Mr_Horrible: that's probably fine
EricTheOrange: dare you to fight it
MystechJ: New esper?
Earthenone: walk witout rythem
Critterbot: If Penelo can cast cura the gambit should probably be changed to that.
doubledbear: first-est strike sounds like something a ten year old would make up
ylegm: I believe
MonteTribal: dargon time?
TehAmelie: today i found a story called "Unset" which has completely changed how i read that word
BigDaddyBland87: I think you can't fight it yet...I stumbled here early in my game and it said I couldn't fight it yet
Jethrain: that isn't a concerning map effect at all
Diabore: time for the A team
Prop_PT: you need an item to be here
Earthenone: i think you need to do the weathervane to fight here
Genie_M: well they made megamorph so....
Snowcookies: game says no
BigDaddyBland87: false alarm!
BigDaddyBland87:

Prop_PT: that fight shouldnt be hard, you just need to get the item
EricTheOrange: Finnaly playing the new pokemon and this game and that one have a common problem. you can easily wander into areas too strong for you and only figure it out when you get your face punched in by a random enemy.
beowuuf: my brain just pointed out that little music sting is exactly like the creeping death interlude and now i can't unhear it
carefreewill: I think you need a special item to go there
BrowneePoints: Hope your crud clears up soon!
EvilBadman: uh oh, this mob was taking Worgen X
Earthenone: are we here for dantros wifes medicine or did we stop the questline?
Earthenone: i had to get foods
LadyLockwood92: Funnily enough, I'm currently *in* the 12 crossover in 14 right now.
beldromercier: I maintain there's something with the white flower trees, but I don't remeber what
Diabore:
humbaba 
kristian_fischer: Hey-ho, Kermit the Frog here.
Bruceski: @EricTheOrange You say problem, I say feature.
kristian_fischer: II mean, hi.
Shadowsoflife: o/
TXC2: hello kristian_fischer welcome
kristian_fischer: Work first, then Humbaba
Critterbot: Should probablu update her cure gambit to cura, cure isn't healing for much anymore.
Jethrain: not to be confused with the rhum baba, which is a delicious dessert and not a curly werewolf beast
Gekyouryuu: Humbaba? what, the giant what Gilgamesh and Enkidu slew?
kristian_fischer: Welcome to this caaaaaaaaaaaaaaravan
TheWriterAleph: bruh
animaniacdot: bring me a dozen horse claws
plummeting_sloth: carryon my wayward Chocobo, there'll be peace when you are wark
ylegm: buh bah deh deh duh duh duh bum bah ta tuh toodile
Earthenone: you need to turn on the shrines in the camp first i think
Gekyouryuu: what was the first ff with chocobo?
ylegm: 4?
BrowneePoints: this is such a good chocobo theme
Jethrain: 2
beldromercier: 2?
goatprince: 3 I think
thirsty_kitteh: no tall grass, only fran's tall [is dragged out of chat]
PaintingWithFariss: are the chocobo paths here to-do with unlocked a later game optional boss or am I misremembering?
ylegm: after a quick look, it was indeed FF2 for the first chocobo
goatprince: there's a hidden something here, yes. it's a platform connecting puzzle
Earthenone: ohh we cant activate them yet?
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richard_ermen: Surely we've grown in experience from out detour
EricTheOrange: @Gekyouryuu 2 and the chocobo theme was in it but only the first 8 seconds looped and it was WAY TO SHORT. got annoying fast
Mangledpixel: fun fact: the chocobo were inspired by a chicken that the creator raised from a chick that he bought at a festival market
ThorSokar: is it me, or is your voice deeper today?
TXC2: ThorSokar Graham's coming off a cold
TheTekkieman: It is. He's on the back end of a cold.
EricTheOrange: @ThorSokar G is going through second puberty
goatprince: hey graham have you killed the thunder goat yet
ThorSokar: Ah
EricTheOrange: his voiced dropped a second time
SorintheCat: Hi Graham, hope you feel better soon!
ThorSokar: My roomate caught whatever the new plague is from volleyball, so it's going around
thirsty_kitteh: you can always swap to actually be able to hit
SorintheCat: Is it too soon to ask if you know if LRR is going to MagicFest Vegas?
EricTheOrange: I dunno if I have the same cold G did but I'm dealing with the stuff right now.
ylegm: like a blindfolded man with a pinata, fruitlessly swinging
goatprince: the bird was wearing diamonds!
Wicker_Guide: minecraft
plummeting_sloth: that sounds... uncomfortable
TXC2: diamond armour = Carbon fibre armour?
EricTheOrange: Diamonds, hard but brittle. Diamond armor would be like wearing glass armor but harder to hstter
sockmeistr: got any netherite yet?
Mangledpixel: black garb, or blarb
goatprince: Ghillie Boots: immune to traps
thirsty_kitteh: sockmeistr: I mean, technically yes (king's shard and the initial artifical piece)
TXC2: Ghille boots: for when you feet need stealth in the jungle
BigDaddyBland87: Did Graham get the chest in Raithwall's Tomb with Shades of Black?
Gekyouryuu: I'm bummed I can't make it to Magic Fest Philly. I'm IN Pennsylvania, and live only a couple hours' drive away, but I don't drive, and for some reason the bus company only lists Philadelphia as somewhere you can depart from and not travel to.
goatprince: misremembered, immune: oil
Wicker_Guide: no those are winged boots
plummeting_sloth: least you got your team levels more evened out now
Squigel: might need a new liscence for that diamond armour
SorintheCat: @Gekyouryuu I feel you! I live only 2 states away but can't make it unfortunately and wanna meet LRR so bad haha
Didero: "Humbaba C" sounds like the start of a song
plummeting_sloth: that's not a sword, that's a decorative wall segment with a handle
EvilBadman: G, does anyone on your team know/have Shades of Black tecnique? It'll help v Flying.
Shadowsoflife: @Gekyouryuu That makes no sense
Earthenone: i was sick 5-10 minutes away from lrrcon, i know the pain well
BusTed:

shurtal: *CLANG CLANG CLANG*
Snowcookies: isn't magicite dangerous? Should we be carrying this stuff around like this?
TXC2: is it a trolley ?
Earthenone: thats a mark btw
Didero:
@Snowcookies It's ok, Vaan is holding it, there's very little to damage there 
Prop_PT: yeah big dots are hunts
shurtal: @TXC2 *unsteady recorder noises*
Gekyouryuu: @shadowsoflife had to look through THREE separate bus companies, and the ONLY listing for a bus TO Philadelphia didn't leave until almost 7pm
Earthenone: sounds like a jon for dispel mote!
EvilBadman: It's got "dispel me"
Shadowsoflife: That's so bad @Gekyouryuu
Earthenone:
or the spell 
Diabore: get dispelled fool
Earthenone: (i always use motes i dont have a white mage)
northos: we have demonstrated a loop, please concede
goatprince: nuking the hunt I see
Didero: I keep forgetting how Quickenings work
Shadowsoflife: Get all misty
shurtal: from orbit, it's the only way to be sure
LadyLockwood92: It's the only way to be sure.
Didero: Thanks for the explanation!
EvilBadman: If it says "mist charge" you have to do that again to get them another mist bar to chain further
goatprince: condensed ATE simulator
Diabore: focus mist charge is my strat for big combos
EricTheOrange: @Gekyouryuu is it weird that in my mind it's like "bus eww" but train "heck yes".
malsareus: it's a slot machine for particle effects
carefreewill: and hit mist charge in preference to anything else
thirsty_kitteh: How it works: the game tracks your quickening mana (1--3 points). Each shuffle, it picks one of their 3 quickenings (if unlocked) and a recharge. Not sure on the weightings.
TXC2: a ruffle
thirsty_kitteh: also: remember, if its not dead, you can team swap and do it again
lirazel64: I'd be dead.
Dalrint: I think the time freeze glass shatter penelo one is my favorite of these
goatprince: you got the Elden ring horse!
Earthenone: over 9999
Bruceski: You have up to three bars, each attack takes a certain number of bars, when drained Mist Charge can come up among the random options to refill their set to full.
MonteTribal: maybe not 'very much'
Diabore: i mean, not very much, its still there but... less of it is there
MonteTribal: but definitely standing
plummeting_sloth: oh no, you vanquished the atmosphere hold your breathe
ShaneLeeAtk:
Does it drop the... Atomos Weapon? 
Earthenone: ashe wears norther skirts
Gekyouryuu: @erictheorange not at all, but I have no train I can hop on that's close enough
malsareus: this is a highway?
EricTheOrange: ashe seems to only have side skirts
malsareus: ah
Earthenone: her quickening was northswains glow, and she wears skirts, it checks out
TXC2: a high waist to hell ?
lirazel64: High waists of skirts.
thirsty_kitteh: high waisted northern skirts, you say?
Didero: and i'm gonna ride it, all night long?
BrowneePoints: What kind of Rascal told you that Graham? A Flat one?
ThorSokar: A Highway to Hell?
goatprince: life is a high-waisted jean
TehAmelie: what is the science word for that creature with just head and feet? cerebropod or something silly
malsareus: I was about to grumble about the state of imperial civic engineering
richard_ermen: "I`m on the highwaaaaay to life`doesn't really sound that great
morbis237: Does Ashe know because her skirt is north of where it should be?
doubledbear: Hot pink mini skirt is a choice
ExachixKitsune: any troubled water underneath?
thirsty_kitteh: Send across an ablative Vaan first
ElementalAlchemist: This is the long, ominous bridge where nothing happens
richard_ermen: It is...a wood.
ThorSokar: A highway where you Can't Drive 55?
TXC2: TehAmelie sounds close enough
Shadowsoflife: ^
Diabore: oh... this place... have fun g
Didero: 'salikawoo' sounds like something an excentric wizard shouts instead of 'abracadabra'
goatprince: wait a minute, that creature has depression!
Squigel: a heal
Diabore: probably protect or something
EvilBadman: rogaine
ShaneLeeAtk: That is a weird Evee
TehAmelie: baby pumpkin kings!
Didero: You killed the bunny's only friend!
MonteTribal: poor pumpkin friends
malsareus: Why do forrest pumpkins scream among the trees chat?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Press (Y) to honk.
EricTheOrange: @ShaneLeeAtk the new bug eevee leaked
ExachixKitsune: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
lirazel64: Myst are purdy.
MystechJ: Pick up the blue page
ShaneLeeAtk:
@EricTheOrange 
TXC2: "I am once again asking you for the red pages, do not give Acanar the red pages"
malsareus: r00d mans, you could've helped the moogles
goatprince: flan and skeleton
Didero: animorphs, you say?
DueRecompense: flan
Critterbot: flans I immagine.
AugmentingPath: I assume an amorph is a type of dessert
northos: it's where you pay {3} and get a 2/2 with no attributes...
cuttlefishman: morph is a 2/2 colourless
LadyLockwood92: Yeah, that sounds like Moogles.
TehAmelie: a-morph? sounds like a slur animorphs would make up for normies
Snowcookies: a working moogle is a happy moogle
Earthenone: chromeshell crab
Wicker_Guide: amorphs are flan and flan-equivalents
TheThirdTail: A flan animorph would be pretty terrifying even by those books' standards
Earthenone: !flan
ylegm: I assume amorph means amorphous
malsareus: I thought flans were a custard
thirsty_kitteh: It's a good union moogle job. proper rest breaks
ExachixKitsune: great googly moogly
TXC2: "do they have a flan?"
ylegm: I've been wrong before
MonteTribal: Ashe with a KAtana is pretty sick
Didero: Fran, you have a bow, you don't have to go stand right next to them
flagonmaster: was that a black books reference? or is that way too obscure XD
Shadowsoflife: @TXC2 are they backing up the flan with GUN ?
malsareus: it's a shotgun bow Didero
Didero: "Ashe with a katana" sounds like a 'jarmod and jalad at tanagra' phrase
beldromercier: hum, ashe 's katana or Penelo pole as the stronk gurl?
Didero: *darmok and jalad
TXC2: Shadowsoflife well then explode, so lets say yes
malsareus: greetings friendly round
EricTheOrange: the weird vegitable head enemies that seemed like they were trying to make a new mascot that never caught on.
Shadowsoflife: Nice @TXC2
ylegm: when I played, Penelo had the katana and Ashe just used a gun
northos:
rolling wildlife? wow Elden Ring really ripped this game off 
Earthenone: you saw a spell being cast
ShaneLeeAtk: @Didero When the walls fell
thirsty_kitteh: "The blonde hair prince, at Nalbina"
malsareus: If a spell is cast in the woods and nobody hears is it silence?
goatprince: oh jeez, Fran's blizzard did literally 0 damage
beldromercier: @malsareus *golf clap*
goatprince: blizzard doing 0? better upgrade to Scathe
northos: Graham "high speed tuppage" Stark
EricTheOrange: I like the word "tuppage"
Pharmacistjudge: Good day all.
TXC2:
Blizzard doing 0? is that why they're being bought out? 
Shadowsoflife: o/
doubledbear: Almost asmr
TXC2: Hello Pharmacistjudge welcome
Didero: not all angry... YET
TheShokara: o/
beldromercier: for now, right
TXC2: the high speed tuppidge has Strong ASMR
beldromercier: lower right is your target
Critterbot: I see Penelo keep casting cure but it doesn't seem to do much, should probably change that gambit to cura.
Earthenone: i think you already killed too much
carefreewill: you must have, or else she wouldn’t be here
carefreewill: it’s an adorable little bunny
plummeting_sloth: "Oh right, your shit. Sorry, got super distracted. There was a Cactus and I had to take a cruise to buy some chocobo food, it was a whole thing"
goatprince: you have to not kill anything upon entering the salikawood until you encounter Carrot. she's sensitive
TXC2: ExachixKitsune pretty much
malsareus: oh right Ashe is technically a spellblade
accountmadeforants: So many license points, you could get the Adobe suite for like five days (and a one year contract with a massive cancellation fee).
malsareus: More blade than spell right now
goatprince: the wood in total, yeah
goatprince: but ou can leave and enter
ylegm: matt's right
Earthenone:
yeah, but its a rank 7 hunt, probobly better to kill things and forget about it 
goatprince: I'd maybe hit on carrot until you reach the next area at least, anyway
Wicker_Guide: works best if you use the teleport crystal
goatprince: *wait
ThorSokar: are they mad you killed the little pumpkin guys?
doubledbear: Carrot is lvl 49 i believe
TehAmelie: you gotta prove humans aren't violent to lure this thing out where you can fight it?
ShamelessMatt: not saying you can't try the fight now, but I am saying carrot will beat you like you owe it money
goatprince: but carrot's also sensitive
Earthenone: not to be confused with innocent matt, from cardfight vanguard last night
goatprince: she's a sweet little pet
carefreewill: it’s one of those small bunnies
Leonhart321: We have too many shameless Matts around here, is not a sentence I would normally expect to hear
TheThirdTail:
@earthenone No no, it's "innocent" matt. The quotes are important 
Earthenone: 1 gil
ShaneLeeAtk: 1 entire gil
HavenDragon: wouldn't the opposite of shameless matt be shameful matt?
plummeting_sloth: damned union moogles
thirsty_kitteh: Look, working conditions in the forest require frequent rest breaks
Gekyouryuu: if they don't work, they're mooch-gles
MystechJ: Moogles are all on r/antiwork
goatprince: you can fill this matt with so much shame [pointing directly at self]
Earthenone: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a mystery
BigDaddyBland87: I wish it was that easy
TheWriterAleph: oh is that where it is
ThorSokar: I think mine's broken
goatprince:
I bet going NW here won't cause any problems 
Seth_Erickson:
If only I could find charm in a box 
doubledbear: Moogles as the unionized working force in this world is interesting
Wicker_Guide: sponsored by Sephora
Earthenone: eventualy, not yet
plummeting_sloth: are we on a strikebreaking quest
ShaneLeeAtk: Union busting!
MystechJ: Gross
thirsty_kitteh: Join the moogle picket line! No progress without proper pay!
ThorSokar: This game would do that
BigDaddyBland87: FFXIV lets you union-bust
ShaneLeeAtk: That would be rude
Snowcookies: Bribing is not union busting
Wicker_Guide: we arent
northos:
that...*might* not be what we're doing 
Earthenone: clouds famous weapon the (union) buster sword
ExachixKitsune: Union bust eh
plummeting_sloth: if we run into a Moogle named "pinkerton" it'll be a bad sign
BigDaddyBland87: I think we may be getting Square-Enix's opinion on unions
accarrotate: it's not enough that you know you need to get the moogles, you have to "know" that you need to get the moogles
Punching_Bag: are we searching for carrot?
Seth_Erickson:
Haligtree looking a lot greener then I remember 
ShaneLeeAtk: Penelo had it OUT for that one
plummeting_sloth: we're holding off on carrot till we ge tmore levels I think
DueRecompense: girls get it done
ShamelessMatt: it's not strike-breaking since they aren't on strike but it's still a bad look
MystechJ: Dudes falling behind again
Earthenone: its better than WoW's thing where you smack sleeping peons with a blackjack
plummeting_sloth: there's your quest trigger, I think
Mr_Horrible: This is where I'd keep my apprentices... IF I HAD ANY
goatprince: at least they're now marked on the map
BigDaddyBland87: Now we union bust
accarrotate:
nine is a reasonable number 
LadyLockwood92: Moogle get
Snowcookies: a working moogle is a happy moogle
ThorSokar: haha, at least it's not 3, but it is a multiple...
Mr_Bitterness: friggin moogles. FFXIV taught me its always appropriate to punch a moogle
Seth_Erickson: as long as the collect quest doesn't also turn into an escort quest should be fine
Mr_Horrible: wait, is this a new part of Golmore, or somewhere else?
Diabore: i hate that you cant open boxes while taking out or putting away your weapon
Wyrd_Oh: One of the first mods I got was the one where you always have your weapon out in combat areas
LadyLockwood92: @Mr_Bitterness Generally yeah. Though I feel like that's specific to FFXIV's moogles.
MrVirite: how do they know?!
MystechJ: Boss sounds bad, maybe they should unionize
Diabore: they say break, boss says dereliction of duty
Wicker_Guide: the moogles are already a guild
noSmokeFire: we have nothing to lose but our chains, kupo
Cptasparagus: Wow you found one of the 9 -dwarves- Kupos, Layabout!
thirsty_kitteh: Here let me draw a flow chart: [ job ] -> [ unionise ]
plummeting_sloth: "Be a shame is something happened to your hut, moogle"
Earthenone: its ok G, its THEIR word
doubledbear: yeah sound like they were taking their sanctioned break and went a little over
ShaneLeeAtk: Moogle-driver implies things that make me uncomfortable.
Diabore: walkie talkies?
plummeting_sloth: because they're coordinating a strike, graham
Andymonium: Moogle Twitter
Snowcookies: they're communicating via linkshell
DueRecompense: Omniscience
HorusFive: It's a work slowdown. They're working to rule
malsareus: you have a moogle counter on your HUD for the Moogles to check Graham
TXC2: it's their word then we can't use it
Seth_Erickson: The moogles have a hive mind for those on break
Bruceski: The poms are wifi devices
Mr_Horrible: communicating via pom-twitching
Didero: Morse-code through thumping on the wooden boards
noSmokeFire: moogle antenna get HAM radio
accarrotate: that's what their antenna is for
Earthenone:
dosent this game predate twitter? 
ThorSokar: they're all telepathic, but they're sneaky about it
Snowcookies:
they're using illegal mods 
nyperold: They did a Moogle search.
BigDaddyBland87: "some jerkwads made Steve and I go back to work #unionize"
Seth_Erickson: if they had twitter and or walkie talkies why wouldn't they just tell the rest the break was over hmmmm
Fruan: The moogles are talking shit about you in their group text
ShamelessMatt: the moogles discuss their working conditions with their coworkers, like we all should
Didero: I feel like this area might have a hidden path or two, since it's so labyrinthine already
plummeting_sloth: oh thank you game
plummeting_sloth: that's so kind
Lysander_salamander: some folks have theorized that Viera and Moogles are the same species.
BigDaddyBland87: oh good, we are the escort
beldromercier: Wasn't there in the original
Didero: Gettin' carried home by a bunch of moogles, like royalty
grgriffin3: Vaguely stunned (but appreciative) that they let you just teleport back from there
Earthenone:
moogles are just male viera 
malsareus: Graham is tucked into the frame, all snug-like
northos:
@beldromercier I was gonna say, what are the chances that was added for the remaster 
ThorSokar: Ah, Gamer Stance activated
Ersas:
Put it all on red, this ones' fer' all the Moogles 
goatprince: graham has shrunken to moogle size
Mr_Horrible: oh damn, that's decently powerful
Didero: It's impressive how many different types of impractical gates they can design
plummeting_sloth: I like to think we were still standing there for like 2 days
noSmokeFire: the power of organized labor
Leonhart321: With the power of the moogles, and this key I have
goatprince: cerobi steppe is entirely optional
plummeting_sloth: oh, are they doing the shrines there?
goatprince: nabudis is also entirely optional
Mr_Horrible: guys I'm addicted to necrohol
thirsty_kitteh: the what-hole? // the necro-what?
DueRecompense: who dis?
Didero: "Where are you going?" "Uh, UH,... Ivalice"
goatprince: the necrohol is also, also entirely optional
Earthenone: its proves you are miss ivalice 2023
Mr_Horrible: I'm assuming something unpleasant waits in the necrohol
Wicker_Guide: they are
goatprince: a lot of this game is optional
Didero: phon hom
Mr_Horrible: I wonder if it's Altima
plummeting_sloth: okay, I lied before. NOW it's the beach episode
Bruceski: This is the part of the game where you can go get lost and forget where the story is
BigDaddyBland87: hey! Voices!
GapFiller: goatprince said as tho thats bad
Mr_Horrible: Although I think they bite the bullet and just call her Ultima
ShaneLeeAtk: We need more streams with @goatprince guiding us.
accarrotate: they have some really nice looking dead end areas
TXC2: good pep talk
grgriffin3: Beach episode!
richard_ermen: And Balthier walks 500 miles and
HorusFive: Look Friend- I don't need a reason to get sloppy. It's 5pm somewhere
plummeting_sloth: Why? you've run into dozens of imperials this stream and none of them have given a shit about you
1fairy2boots:
Balthir definitely read the script. Not like others.....Vaan 
BloodnBullets: it seems I have arrived for the beach episode
Diabore: you can probably make next town?
richard_ermen: Swimsuit time!
thirsty_kitteh: txc2: Oh, you want a pep talk. Okay, uh, do your jobs, don't screw up, and we'll get out of this alive… Maybe.
Didero: Wait, that save crystal in its little nook was its own area? Why?
nyperold: What's this place's necrohol % by volume?
noSmokeFire: you stole that dog's eye medicine
TXC2: thirsty_kitteh thanks, I'm all encouraged now
Leonhart321: And now I hear whistling (IYKYK)
jamesk902: Or pelt swaps in this case.
thirsty_kitteh: txc2: helping! :3
TheThirdTail: Iguwuon
Diabore: angy fish
Didero: and it's angry too
control_rig: IguanaFrogCow
goatprince: imagine: flying piranhas
Ersas: The seals are barking mad.
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HorusFive: You can just tell. Fish bad, Lizard blob good
TXC2: maywecomein nice
Didero: I don't see the difference
northos: tomato, tomato
thirsty_kitteh: ah, colonialism
Mr_Horrible: look, Graham, it's them or us
HorusFive: As is tradition in these games
TXC2: as happens
garion99: for fun and/or profit
TheThirdTail: In all fairness, they will try to murder you
control_rig: Real life needs Mood Indicators. "Hmm Frank seems a bit more towards the red to me today, did I say something?"
Mr_Horrible: Penelo's hatred of birds rising to the surface again
accountmadeforants: If that wildlife didn't want to be murdered, they shouldn't be made of materials.
Earthenone: do you have any special plans for next weeks checkpoint (episode 500)
ShamelessMatt: "murder all the local wildlife" I see you subscribe to the european style of exploration
LadyLockwood92: 'Random Seagull Noises' sounds like every beach in the world.
maywecomein: Hey Graham, popping in from the vods to say history repeats! The ff7 PIF helped me get through the first weeks of baby #1, and now this one is helping me through baby #2! Much appreciated!
TXC2: ShamelessMatt oofa doofa
LadyLockwood92: Thanks for the stream G ^^
TXC2: thanks for streaming Graham
Mr_Horrible: the coca-cola pass?
Snowcookies: thanks for the stream
richard_ermen: thx for streem ^^
grgriffin3: Have a good one G, thanks for the stream!
beowuuf: thanks for the stream!
Leonhart321: Thanks for the stream, always good to catch these in full
BusTed: wow!
t3h_f1gm3nt:
oh wow 
Andymonium: aw congratulations!
GhostValv:
congrats 
Diabore: thats a quick baby turn around
Mr_Horrible:
LRR provides a service 
HorusFive: @maywecomein congrats you mad fool
doubledbear: On the Phone Coast
ExachixKitsune: Thank you for the stremm
ThorSokar:

thegreatwyrdling: Just saw the big mid quiz and it was hilarious Graham.
malsareus: @maywecomein godspeed with the little ones
TXC2: !patreon
ShamelessMatt: thanks for the stream!
accountmadeforants: Is the first baby called Final and the other Fantasy?
Didero: Store!
accountmadeforants: If not, why not?
Andymonium:
thanks for streaming! 
TXC2: !ytmember
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control_rig: Thanks for the Stream!
Snowcookies: thanks for the stream
LostThePirate: FF VII was when my baby was still a baby, too. Now he's 3!
TehAmelie: thanks!
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ThorSokar: I have no friends left to tell
mwlsn: Thanks for the stream!
maywecomein: @malsareus thanks!
thegreatwyrdling: !next
Didero:
Graham teleported! 
TXC2: !next
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malsareus: next time on DBZ
carefreewill: Thanks for this, love this ff
MystechJ: Thanks Graham! Love the streams.
KiroWhitefin: Thanks for the stream Graham!
TXC2: !events
BigDaddyBland87: Heck yea!
Fruan: jawk bawks!
TheWriterAleph: honhon, JacqueBox?
maywecomein: @horusfive thanks! Mad and fool do sometimes seem a bit too accurate
malsareus: who are the fabulous guests?
flagonmaster: thanks for the stream G
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Didero:
I usually have LRR VODs on my second screen while working, and those Jackbox streams are bad for that because they're so fun that I can't focus on my work 
LordZarano: *cursed* minis I believe
Didero: A lot of LRR streams are, come to think of it...
HorusFive: @maywecomein I had a similar experience, but have not been brave or foolish enough to try it again
Didero: Thanks for the stream, Graham!
TXC2: I used to try to watch VoDs while playing Arena, can't do that anymore, LRR needs full attention
TXC2: !discord
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DeM0nFiRe:
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TXC2: !mastodon
TXC2: !store
beowuuf:

Wolfstrike_NL: Thanks for Streaming, Graham.
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: by everyone
Didero: @TXC2 Yeah. Luckily I often have to wait for a build or something, so then I can watch 'em anyway
Invitare: !next
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iris_of_ether: !y
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TXC2: CONTACT
SevenishMagpies: s o o n
ElementalAlchemist: it's happening
TehAmelie: making friends, that's why i got into crafts
beowuuf: newf rends!
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CanPlayGames: What are horses?
kaivex: Really, what isn't a horse?
beowuuf: just bees of your imagination
beowuuf: horse!
TXC2: HORSE!
SevenishMagpies: h o r s e
TXC2: Hello Cori and Carrie
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beowuuf: hey cori! hey carrie!
TehAmelie: horses are short-necked giraffes, and giraffes aren't real
SevenishMagpies: hello!
Lysander_salamander: Hello all of you!
Jeff_Alexander: honse?
TehAmelie: hello Carrie, Cori!
ElementalAlchemist: (including some pretty rad DB prizes)
beowuuf: amazing draft-alongs
Mai_Andra: Desert Bus minis hype
BrainBetter: The scope creep is real.
TXC2: spine is smart
beowuuf: yay!
beowuuf: oh no
Lysander_salamander:

Jeff_Alexander: Knuckles the echidna?
ElementalAlchemist: RIP
DeM0nFiRe:

DeM0nFiRe: Cat!
Cieyrin: kitty! birb!
darth_paradox: Kitty!
TXC2: that if a heck of cat
CanPlayGames:
Birds says 
kaivex: They real old real deep shark-almostsz.
thegreatwyrdling: Thos are all cats.
SnackPak_:

darth_paradox: eeddddwaaarddddddd
DeM0nFiRe:

BrainBetter: Why... why...
Lysander_salamander: beloved
thegreatwyrdling: Big brother?
EricTheOrange: wait you tellin me antros are chimeras?
Lysander_salamander: yes we are
SevenishMagpies: sauces
beowuuf: 11/10 slideshow, already terrified
ElementalAlchemist: sources, now including FFXIV copypasta
TXC2: so today's CDHC will be FMA:B levels of horror eh?
thegreatwyrdling: Critically acclaimed MMO FFXIV?
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