Crossing the Streams || Jackbox

  BraveNewFaves: test?
 NotCainNorAbel: success?
blip2004: tested
  BraveNewFaves: Hey my internet is acting funny, whee
 matthaus_c: ISP feeling quirky
blip2004 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 49 months!
blip2004: why no autorenew
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 Earthenone: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (7m from now).
 Earthenone: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: the friends you made along the way
 matthaus_c: !advice
  LRRbot: Make an honest moral inventory of yourself.
 TheWriterAleph: lol gottem
 jessieimproved: wow actual advice
 jessieimproved: topical because I'm reading Seneca right now
 NewtyNewts: Almost time for a jack-in-a-box
ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a distinct lack of rats
ihlendrax: 🐀 🐀 🐀
 laundreydhull: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (4m from now).
 NewtyNewts: Has anybody seen my rats?
 matthaus_c: 
ihlendrax: Oliver ate them
 NewtyNewts: Dang, I was saving those for later.
SaxPython: what's good pre-game chat?
 matthaus_c: milk cookies are good
SaxPython: @matthaus_c 
 Fruan: jawk bawks!
LeeshaJoy: almost time to box some jacks, or perhaps jack some boxes
KeytarCat: @LeeshaJoy I thought it was like kick box
KeytarCat: Boxing, but you can use jacks
 TemporallyAwry: !findquote box
  LRRbot: Quote #1086: "Oh! We forgot to check the "NOT feedback" box!" —Graham [2015-11-13]
 matthaus_c: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (1s from now).
 Manae: !next
 NewtyNewts: @KeytarCat Sweet, I've got Jack of Clubs.
 blip2004: so close
 Manae: 
 NewtyNewts: :offbyone:
 matthaus_c: 
  Juliamon: Been a rough monday for those
Angreed66: Do we know who will be playing or is it a surprise?
  Juliamon: We know at least whoever's on the BNF account is
TheAinMAP: 
  mtvcdm: I imagine there will be a group photo in a post momentarily
 fastlane250:  getting signal? in this economy? 
Fanklok: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (2m ago).
 They_Are_Alyx:     
 SpaceBattery:    
 GhostValv:   
 DeM0nFiRe: 
  Juliamon: Beyond that, keep your eyes on the Twitter
 buttayobread:   
 matthaus_c:   
  mtvcdm: Or, well, the socials in any case
 BigDaddyBland87:   
 iris_of_ether:   
 NewtyNewts: 
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Angreed66: I don't do the bird site for self apparent reasons
 tidehollowcat:   
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 HbombAndFriends: 71 months. This number was a lot nicer 2 months ago.
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  Serifina: Who's Jack and why are we shoving him in a box?
  Juliamon: You don't have to do the bird site, it'll link the image in here automatically
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 LadyAiluros: Another month, more bezos bucks
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Crossing the Streams! Let's play some Jackbox games! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fo45TEzaMAEmNn4.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1625299553250603009
  Juliamon: Like so!
 fastlane250: this gon be good
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 Earthenone: i dont follow twimg links so ill wait for 4 minutes
ChippTunes: Oh goodie
 saucemaster5000: Jack and the Bean Box. There's a joke there, I swear
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 NevermorePainting: BOX BOX BOX
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TheAinMAP: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: highly experienced furniture yeeters
Violet__Violence: hello chatizens
 SpaceBattery: 100 100 100 100 100 box jacks!
McGurganatorZX subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 52 months!
 McGurganatorZX: 52 months, that's a little more than half a year
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 Drasvin: !advice
  LRRbot: Obey Heather.
  mtvcdm: Kathleen, Ian, Beej, Cori, Jordynne, Alex our roster for the evening.
 albatros064: @LRRbot that strikes me as really good advice
LeeshaJoy: anyone recognize what game this music is from?
 TheMandrew: yes Botster
iarethel0ser: @LRRbot Less "advice" than "natural law".
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 matthaus_c: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Buy more gachapon.
 paronomasiac042: always buy more gachapon
 s1ck1y: hi gamers !
 buttayobread: Hello!
Alex_Frostfire: I've been playing Minish Cap lately, going for 100%. I could do with less gachapon.
Violet__Violence: heya!
 WhirlwindAbyss: hello
CocoaMix86: woo, finally caught one live!
  mtvcdm: Obeying Heather is just a thing that happens, really. It's metaphysically impossible not to.
 TemporallyAwry: !quote jack
  LRRbot: Quote #6578: "One of these days I will have a friend group that can rotate cushions for me." —cheetoJack [2019-11-15]
 NewtyNewts: Game it up!
forestfieldforestfield subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 52 months!
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 WiJohn: Begone adds!
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KBKarma subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 27 months, currently on a 26 month streak!
 KBKarma: That's... over a year? Maybe? Anyway, happy Jackboxing time!
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SaxPython: !control
  LRRbot: Nelson is in control.
Metalupis subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 110 months!
 Metalupis: that is a lot of months
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Welbog subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 61 months, currently on a 61 month streak!
 Welbog: Hello, happy Valentine's Day Steve
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 SpaceBattery: !quote chaos
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 KBKarma: Oh, new Jackbox?
Fanklok: I just had a commercial tell me to "respect my public region"
 SpaceBattery: bus
Dog_of_Myth subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 46 months, currently on a 46 month streak!
 Dog_of_Myth: Let's Jack those Boxes!
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micalovits: !findquote chaos
  LRRbot: Quote #8259: "I want chaos!!!" —Adam [2022-10-02]
 TemporallyAwry: @Fanklok ... phrasing!?
 SymphonicLolita: time for Jack Black's Party Hack!
Angreed66: Ooh from the unfinty ppr
Fanklok: @temporallyawry oh no, autocorrect that should have said pubic
 Arclight_Dynamo: Why does this sound like the Selenitic Age in Myst?
BaconL0rdes subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months, currently on a 16 month streak!
 BaconL0rdes: Oh boy, two decades!
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 LordZarano: jackbox.tv has a dark mode
Orxolon: everything is fine!
LeeshaJoy: @SymphonicLolita okay seriously Jack Black playing Jackbox would rule
DaxStrife: I thought this was the sound of the Mass Effect menu.
ArisuGunplaSFW subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 4 months, currently on a 2 month streak!
 ArisuGunplaSFW: 4 months!? That's some good sauerkraut!
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 KBKarma: I AM UNPREPARED.
 matthaus_c: !findquote jack
  LRRbot: Quote #2179: "You're gonna jack the stream? That's dangerous, Ian!" —Heather [2016-03-27]
 SpaceBattery: @Arclight_Dynamo oh damn u right it does
 KBKarma: Here we GOOOOOO.
Tempest2097: Ah just in time
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Violet__Violence: aw yissssss
 Lyropithic: Woo!
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 ah_fantastico: Here to watch the Jax get boxed!
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 LordZarano: 
 tidehollowcat: A while back there was an American politics news headline that said pubic instead of public.  very amusing.
 tehfewl: jacking boxes!
 iris_of_ether:   
Natimus_Prime subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 85 months!
 Natimus_Prime: Party time!
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 arkham1981: Looks like the sub is old enough to drink.
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  Serifina: Game time
  Serifina: wheeeee
Geldaran subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 67 months!
 Geldaran: Whooooo!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Geldaran! (Today's storm count: 65)
 GenericHerooo: !findquote box
  LRRbot: Quote #5235: "What are we gonna do, NOT open the talking magic box?" —Ben [2018-08-04]
TheAinMAP:   
James_the_Dabbler: Time for gam
 KBKarma: gam gam gam
 matthaus_c: @tidehollowcat we need more pubic inquiries
 KBKarma: So, who's up?
LinearGif subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 30 months, currently on a 26 month streak!
 LinearGif: Jacket box
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 KBKarma: Is there an echo on Kathleen?
 kusinohki: 
 emberBecky: \o/
Angreed66: It's good to keep both pubic and public areas clean.
michellerapp: OMG JORDYNNE
  mtvcdm: The stakes have never been!
CallMeCal1987 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 29 months!
 CallMeCal1987: Wooo! Streams Crossed!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, CallMeCal1987! (Today's storm count: 67)
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: Go Jack for the win
 Pteraspidomorphi: Bit of Kathleen echo?
 rasterscan: Echo echo echoooo
TheAinMAP: Hello.
 SnackPak_: 
JocelyneAnne subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 75 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, JocelyneAnne! (Today's storm count: 68)
 GhostValv: 
 BrowneePoints: I too hear a very, very faint echo
  mtvcdm: !patreon
  LRRbot: 2659 patrons for a total of $20,579.19 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
Gritgutz: here we are
 Arclight_Dynamo: Yes, there is a tiny Kathleen echo.
Boon_33: Howdy LRR
SquidVorb: Does Kathleen have another device in the room?
  mtvcdm: !store
  LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun has a store! You can buy Shirt, or Sleeve, or Playmat, or Pin, or Other! Check out https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ for the full catalog.
 LordZarano: @KBKarma Very slightly
Gekyouryuu subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 109 months!
 Gekyouryuu: back jox! ...jock bax? xock baj!
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 SpaceBattery: small echo!! i thought it was me at first
 BrowneePoints: it's VERY faint
lady_olynder: i hear it
 emberBecky: barely hear echo. it could just be someone's headphones
Tempest2097: There is a VERY slight echo
 Blakemcm: u sound good to me
Angreed66: It's slight enough to be fine
 kilnfiendpotter: JORDYNNE!
Piecrust9: I hear no echo
 Fruan: I normally try not to comment on streamer's appearances, but Jordynne is looking incredible tonight.
 KBKarma: It's my boi!
Violet__Violence: oh ian
 korvys: It does sound like a speaker->mic type echo
  mtvcdm: ian.
 SnackPak_: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Perfect
 Drasvin: Echo has been fixed
SaxPython:   
 SymphonicLolita: perfect
 Pteraspidomorphi: Sounds delicious
 Davlenagain: so garfield?
 kilnfiendpotter: Ah, circular lasagna.
 saucemaster5000: Lasagna of R'yhleh
Violet__Violence: mood
 Robot_Bones: Ian, I'm so hungry don't do this
Caffine1138: Why you attack me like this Beej?
 NightValien28: seem normal, rough with Ian there
LeeshaJoy: Non-Euclidean Lasagna Construction is my favorite Mechanisms album
 tehfewl: i have made circle lasagna
 kilnfiendpotter: Lovecraft would hate lasagna, btw.
 lirazel64: It's still echoing
Gritgutz: This isn't a garfield kart stream though
 blip2004: that foot feel
 KBKarma: Mmm, deep piles.
 flatluigi: writes down 'shag' 'underfoot' and 'filthy'
 iris_of_ether:   
 RealGamerCow: Get into that Conversation Pit
 BaconL0rdes: @kilnfiendpotter The man hated everything, this surprises no one.
 KBKarma: IAN NO
 matthaus_c: filthy underfoot shagging
 KBKarma: That was fast.
 Bunnarchist: 
 SmithKurosaki: 
 laikagoat: mic 5
 TemporallyAwry: !mic5
 BaconL0rdes: Ooh mute.
 SymphonicLolita: muted
Violet__Violence: no voice
  mtvcdm: Our theme is silence
 Blakemcm: muted
micalovits: Silence is also a theme
 tehfewl: muted mics
 Arclight_Dynamo: Jordan is muted to us.
 Metalupis: muted
 BrowneePoints: @kilnfiendpotter Until you told him it's actually British and then it would be his FAVORITE dish in the world
 korvys: No audio from Jordynne
 KBKarma: I can't!
 ShaneLeeAtk: Mic 5
Gritgutz: i love muted theme
 Drasvin: Mic 5
 KBKarma: Mic 5!
 LinearGif: Ghost words
LeeshaJoy: our theme is a muted microphone
 kilnfiendpotter: "Luxurious Yet Filthy": The New Las Vegas Motto
 TheWriterAleph: The Sound of Silence
 WiJohn: Theme is no voice comms
 RealGamerCow: "oh No!
 SnackPak_: 
 MegaDosX: Silence is definitely a valid theme
 Lord_Hosk: You have a patreon?
despoilerofsouls: good theme
 PMAvers: Technical Problems is the theme for tonight.
 jedi_master_zll: 
Gritgutz: the theme is [redacted]
 bigburley97: Mic 5!
 Geldaran: !mic 5
 RealGamerCow: Nope
Caffine1138: Still nothing 
 pn55: Jordynne 
sho_supercharge subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 71 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, sho_supercharge! (Today's storm count: 70)
  mtvcdm: Our theme is a four-day darkness retreat.
 Zephyrking13: theme is MIMES!
 A_Catastrophic_Success: 
 KBKarma: So, a collab with the Technical Difficulties?
 ArisuGunplaSFW: lmao
Violet__Violence: nawp
Violet__Violence: ;laksjdf
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Violet__Violence: byeeeeeeee
 laikagoat: annnnd bye jordynne
 Metalupis: annnnnd gone
 GhostValv: 
 RealGamerCow: Goodbye
 bigburley97: Oh no a void!!!
anonymouse_1991: It was interesting seeing the reactions with no idea what was said!
  mtvcdm: Bye Jordynne
 KBKarma: SHE EXPLODED!
 SymphonicLolita: wrong button!!
 fastlane250: they gone!
 Metalupis: hello
 NotCainNorAbel: hello!
WriterRaven: The theme is making mistakes with the tech.
  Juliamon: there she is!
 TheWriterAleph: byeee Jordynne!
micalovits: Hai!
 ArisuGunplaSFW: HOORAW
 BaconL0rdes: AHA
 jedi_master_zll: 
 kilnfiendpotter: Oh no!!!
Tempest2097: Hello!
 KBKarma: Oh, cool.
 SnackPak_: 
 pn55: Yay!
Violet__Violence: YAY WE HEAR JORDYNNE
DoodlestheGreat: HI THERE!
SaxPython:   
 fastlane250: they back!
 emberBecky: woo
 laikagoat:   
Gritgutz: Jordynne!!!!!!
Piecrust9: HELLO
 ladyjessica: Yay
 CururuGuasu: Returned from the shadow realm
 KBKarma: Oh neat!
 SmithKurosaki: Technical issues is the theme clearly
 bigburley97: JORDYNNE'S BACK
Violet__Violence: bahahahaa
 LinearGif: Worth it!
DigitalSeahorse: 
 SymphonicLolita: 
 MegaDosX: Both sound great tbh
 tidehollowcat: Oh hell yeah
 Ivalenz_: 
 j0biwan: Yay, editing!
SaxPython: JIT: Editing
 Dog_of_Myth: hahah
 Natimus_Prime: Today's theme is: "Fix it in Post"
Piecrust9: Kathleen better give us a theme too
 kilnfiendpotter: Um, YES. I want to hear about Penelope's perspective about all of those dudes dying to her long estranged husband.
 Twilight_Spark: Time is always nonlinear, that's relativity!
 KBKarma: Honestly, I would have liked to hear that reinterpretation of the Homeric classics, Jordynne.
DiamondMX subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 63 months!
 DiamondMX: I have stolen mic 5 and I will not bring it back unless my demands for more Beej are met.
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, DiamondMX! (Today's storm count: 71)
 MegaDosX: Nonlinear time no less
 Blakemcm: i got that joke cori
micalovits: Multi part, like a proper odyssey!
j0biwan subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 17 months, currently on a 17 month streak!
 j0biwan: Yay, time!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, j0biwan! (Today's storm count: 72)
nyperold: I would have believed that was a bit, just mouthing your answer instead of letting sound out.
 Drasvin: Oooo. Non-linear Time
 Molladia: Cori has hair colours agains
 Dog_of_Myth: The Wheel!!
 NewtyNewts: Wheel!
 saucemaster5000: Noneuclidian Lasagna with Non-Linear Thyme
 LinearGif: It is not my time?
 matthaus_c: wheel so big, so vascular
 TemporallyAwry: Time is a lot like a Non-Euclidean Lasagna isn't it 
Gritgutz: what if i dom
tidehollowcat subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 47 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, tidehollowcat! (Today's storm count: 73)
mrverbal: Wheel! Of! Proportions!
 Malkmaven1176: All hail The Wheel!
orangeceltic71 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 41 months!
 orangeceltic71: Woot!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, orangeceltic71! (Today's storm count: 74)
 Sethalidos: Ian, no
 MrQBear: @Gritgutz Then your support is slightly more aggressive, but caring?
 kilnfiendpotter: A wheel is non Euclidean, so Lovecraft would also hate that.
  mtvcdm: (There may also be an app in the stream for you to do clickage on)
 BrowneePoints: Ivvi is my FAVORITE
 Drasvin: !advice
  LRRbot: Bask in the silence.
 BrowneePoints: DAMNIT IAN
 NewtyNewts: ivvi!
SnowBuddy18: 4 6
DaxStrife: IVVI is my favorite Pokemon.
Gritgutz: @Gritgutz yayyyy
 BrowneePoints: I was JUST typing the same joke
 BaconL0rdes: Clickity clack.
 korvys: Someone has a very loud keyboard
Gritgutz: How big are frogs
 BrowneePoints: Ian loves him a clackey keyboard
 TemporallyAwry: Activate the Keyboard 
 SymphonicLolita: ian's clacks
 BaconL0rdes: Ahah, it's Ian.
 TheWriterAleph: wheel of possibilities, turn turn turn...
 kilnfiendpotter: Ian, which switches do you have on your keyboard?
 KBKarma: INCORRECT.
 RealGamerCow: Ian coming to us from beautiful downtown Kamurocho
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: I've seen bigger.
 CaptainSpam: Alex is over in the Shame Column, apparently.
Gritgutz: I assume Ian just has a typewriter hooked up
 MegaDosX: Well, I mean, it's pretty big
 saucemaster5000: I've been to this wheel party
 Fruan: That is a beautiful room code
 LinearGif: I've seen some wheels in my time
Gritgutz: beeg wheel
Angreed66: What are the odds at least one question is promo for the lrr store?
 ihorner: @kilnfiendpotter It's an IBM Model-F repro. The granddaddy of the Model M. It weights almost 4 KG.
 MadWolf1290: I love how EXTRA this game is
 bigburley97: The winner wheel seems like it has a lot of ways to lose for a winner wheel
 SkylerRingtail: Evening folks
nyperold: Possible, do we have anything for scale?
 kilnfiendpotter: @ihorner Oh HECK. That's very impressive!
 KBKarma: I've seen bigger wheels.
 A_Catastrophic_Success: This game s wheely good
 SymphonicLolita: hat hat hat hat
 kusinohki: wheels within wheels.  you spin me right round...
  mtvcdm: RIP Feed Dump
 RealGamerCow: Done
 NewtyNewts: Haaaats
 niccus: oh i love castelvetrano on my nicoise
 kilnfiendpotter: You know, any of these can be a kind of hat if you try hard enough.
 TemporallyAwry: Anything is a hat if you're brave enough 
 DiscordianTokkan: Love me a Castlevania hat
Gritgutz: hats hats hats
 princess_intell: a 9 POUND keyboard?!?!?!?!
 HbombAndFriends: There are other sources of trivia, but they don’t have… this hat!
 Welbog: Beanie is a kind of baby
Warstratigier: Ok...what is a "pork pie" hat?
 RealGamerCow: There ARE two salads there
 Blargant: hat what looks like a pork pie
 Arclight_Dynamo: Panamas are usually made of fine straw.
 BrowneePoints: Belloc in Indiana Jones wears one
 Metalupis: long long maaaaan
 kilnfiendpotter: Panama hats are also hecking expensive.
DoodlestheGreat: The pork pie hat is delicious with mustard.
 raulghoulia: I would love a castlevania hat
 BrowneePoints: or one close to it
  mtvcdm: Well, this is Cori's
SquidVorb: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pork_pie_hat
 niccus: porkpie hat is the one that looks like it wants some pea mush https://i.etsystatic.com/9169083/r/il/4749a5/1773278133/il_fullxfull.1773278133_6ykv.jpg
 heartofgoldfish: holy hell!
 korvys: I mean, #1 is argueable
 TemporallyAwry: Bishop Beatdown 
 Arclight_Dynamo: I... can 100% this question. Wow.
 KBKarma: Same.
 kilnfiendpotter: Which one of these refers to a bluetooth enabled adult toy?
Gritgutz: there's also some good real ones lol
 matthaus_c: I wanna be part of a bishop beatdown
 Fruan: I love zugzwang
  mtvcdm: !advice
  LRRbot: Never trust someone who paraphrases Cormac McCarthy.
 KBKarma: I think I have one I'm not sure of.
 tehfewl: the ol rope-a-dope
 SymphonicLolita: rope-a-dope
 princess_intell: @kilnfiendpotter WHY
SaxPython: BBBBishop  BBBBeatdown!
EricTheOrange: the bishop beatdown this friday at the vatican
 RealGamerCow: I honestly don't know if thrust and parry is one.
WriterRaven: Bishop Beatdown is the name of my new Men At Work cover band.
 LinearGif: as the chessmeisters say, "queen me"
 FacelessManAboutTown: zugzwang is real LMAO
 KBKarma: I WAS RIGHT.
  mtvcdm: Bishop Beatdown, live on PPV
Gritgutz: Zugzwang is a german term for being forced to make a bad move
 SymphonicLolita: sounds about right
 Twilight_Spark: Zugzwang is kinda technical.
Fanklok: en passant is how you trick people into thinking you cheat at chess
 NewtyNewts: Got a 12
Mysticman89: thats when you're forced to make a bad move essentially
 Lyropithic: Zugzwang is real!?
 heartofgoldfish: How can only 39% of the audience be right about who did best?!
 FacelessManAboutTown: @Gritgutz Is correct
micalovits: Its when you force the opponent to make a move they don't want to
nyperold: Schadenfreude is what you can engage in when your opponent makes a stupid move.
 Twilight_Spark: It refers to a situation where a player may prefer not to make any move but must.
 niccus: zugzwang is like in mario party when you're forced to take the beehive
 Fruan: @Lyropithic It's real and it's fantastic
SnowBuddy18: no, you need to have FRIEND to play chess
 rasterscan: Ew
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 SymphonicLolita: 
SquidVorb: 
  mtvcdm: JORDYNNE
 RealGamerCow: I mean BUTT PLUGS could be considered part of chess now
Tempest2097:  burn
 CururuGuasu: If they were your friends, they wouldn’t ask you to play chess
 NightValien28: nice jordynne
 kusinohki: I only knew zugzwang because of a chess book and a last exile episode title
 rasterscan: Thank you, Jordynne
 kilnfiendpotter: I mean, Jordynne's right
 MegaDosX: Shots fired
 TemporallyAwry: Yeah, he didn't age well.
 jedi_master_zll: 
EricTheOrange: the one with the bear
 BrowneePoints: GILBERT GRAPE WASN'T ONE
 korvys: The Pretty Good Gatsby
 BrowneePoints: GAME!!!
 LinearGif: This really strains the definition of "trivia"
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 Lyropithic: Cursed
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
SaxPython: woof
 laikagoat: 
 GhostValv: D:
 matthaus_c: holy shit
 pn55: 
 Bunnarchist: 
 Twilight_Spark: Wow.
 Davlenagain: wow
 niccus: the numbers work!
 underhill33: jesus h christ
 kilnfiendpotter: I rather think that anyone over 30 gets tired of Leo
 SpaceBattery: pardonfuck???
 Twilight_Spark: Good joke.
 LarkSachrosis: (X) Doubt
 SymphonicLolita: I heard one that was like "women just get bored of                   hi their mid-20's"
 Welbog: Oh dear
 RealGamerCow: as Cameron once said "Pardonfuck?"
Gritgutz: I sure do love movie
 ArisuGunplaSFW: Gilbert grape
 BrowneePoints: Romeo and Juliet
 BrowneePoints: The Revenant
LeeshaJoy: imagine a universe where the commentary styles for chess and pro wrestling are reversed.
 Metalupis: Revenant
SaxPython: "Love"
 kilnfiendpotter: It's wild that Margot Robbie is too old for Leo to date
 circusofkirkus: Cocaine Bear?
 bigburley97: There's a theory that Leo just really like immature humor and breaks up with them when they stop finding fart jokes funny
 Manae: I did get a laugh out of the opposite hypothesis: only under-25's can stand Leo, then mature and no longer do just like everyone else
 MrQBear: @LeeshaJoy He's Castling from the Top Rope! Oh my GOD!
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 FacelessManAboutTown: Bear as in the animal or gay man?
 RealGamerCow: shutter island?  Really?
 iris_of_ether: Cori 
 blip2004: Inception? I have no idea who people are it seems
 TheMandrew: What's the one with the island that isn't The Island, or Shutter Island?
 EikoandMog: I forgot about Romeo+Juliet. I LIKED that movie.
 saucemaster5000: He wasn't in inception he just implant that idea in us
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: I dislike John a McDonald & refuse to date anyone who experienced him
SaxPython:   
DoodlestheGreat: I just can't believe they missed "Inception."
 korvys: Actually, he was just the pretty good gatsby
 BrowneePoints: I was incensed too Kathleen!
 flatluigi: this game might predate the beach?
 MadWolf1290: the car alarm sound. *chef kiss*
 BrowneePoints: That movie is phenomenal but SAD
 KBKarma: The Wheel is objectively wrong.
 CururuGuasu: Power Slice is the green Soda Ranger
  mtvcdm: It didn't say 6 best or 6 most awarded, it said 6 favorite.
 niccus: at the very least it must have started development before the beach
 Diabore: @DoodlestheGreat the wheel even hinted by saying he was dreamy in this movie
nyperold: Not my fault, wheel. I'm being asked to predict before I even see the question.
 RealGamerCow: Do the slices get randomized>
 TheMandrew: The Beach was before 9/11 so it's to old for Leo
DoodlestheGreat: @DoodlestheGreat I KNOW! So easy...
  mtvcdm: @RealGamerCow They all choose where to put them down.
 niccus: the players pick where the slices are placed. which is like randomized but your fault
 SymphonicLolita: ez game
 HbombAndFriends: My sister plays sax in a ska band.
Gritgutz: Active gaming
 SmithKurosaki: Wolf of Wall, Gangs of NY, Catch me, and Rev should have all been on there
 BrowneePoints: honestly real talk, as ...skeevy as his dating choices have gotten as he's older, he STILL deserved an Oscar for Gilbert Grape and it's a travesty he didn't get it
Angreed66: The wheel is always kind
 matthaus_c: the wheel just wants to make you satisfied
 RealGamerCow: mtvcdm thanks
 princess_intell: all hail wheel
 saucemaster5000: They gave it to him for "The Revenant" instead. "The Revenant"....
  mtvcdm: Power Slice!
 heartofgoldfish: @BrowneePoints Yeah but he would've given it back since that was more than 25 years ago
 MegaDosX: Power Slice sounds like something Vince from Sham Wow would be promoting
Gritgutz: the slicinator
DaxStrife: Make the points kiss
 Diabore: beej jordynne
 SymphonicLolita: 
 MegaDosX: 
Violet__Violence: ;alsdjkf
 MrQBear: 50 points!
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
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SaxPython: #Choices
 MrQBear: the disrespect!
adept_nekomancer: How dare?
  Juliamon: WHAT KIND OF STATEMENT IS THAT
 KBKarma: SHE KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE, IAN.
 SnackPak_: 
 MegaDosX: *Halo announcer* Betrayal!
DoodlestheGreat: 
 KBKarma: GO OVER THERE.
lady_olynder: the most minor inconvenience,  so wonderful
 TheMandrew: over there being down the hall?
 NewtyNewts: 50 points to Beej
 EikoandMog: WOOOOW
 BrowneePoints: also fun fact, Leo, Elijah Wood, Macauly Culkin, Toby Maguire AND Sam Riegel from Critical Role all went to the same Fine Arts High School
 princess_intell: walk a whole 10-30 feet
 KBKarma: Is.... is the Wheel getting off on this?
 MegaDosX: F
 EikoandMog: @KBKarma Probably?
 gravity_pike: yeah, kathleen got the goth square
micalovits: Rude point theft!
 Drasvin: Oh my
 MegaDosX: @gravity_pike On brand at least
Angreed66: redistribution of wealth
  mtvcdm: Eat The Rich
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 zed_alpha: Crappy day, this makes it better. Thanks for streaming.
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 BrowneePoints: if Rhythm Cafe last night taught us anything, behind you is a non-euclidean butthole
 the_one_and_only_kim: or 20,000 to repeatedly not win, like Nellie
 CaptainSpam: This is the sort of game you're not supposed to try to meta.  It just doesn't work that way.
 matthaus_c: CIA lmao
 RealGamerCow: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 kilnfiendpotter: Oh YES
  mtvcdm: I KNOW ONE OF THESE
 Diabore: i like cia=colour is awesome
 bigburley97: I recognize one
 kilnfiendpotter: This is absolutely something I know, and I'm not proud of it
 MrQBear: I need Samurai Breaks a Nail to be real. Please someone tell me this is a real one.
 zerragonoss: Just slam all of them
 GredGredmansson: "I'm Not Really A Waitress" love it
  Juliamon: Nail polish names are a trove of puns
 heartofgoldfish: i guess i have a nail polish company to look up
LeeshaJoy: I would be astonished if any of these *aren't* actual OPI colors.
 EikoandMog: I have NO IDEA
adept_nekomancer: Who could possibly be an enemy of fire?
 LarkSachrosis: Papa Soup!
thundershot879: curses I uses Essie!!
 SymphonicLolita: Papa Soup Rings The Bell is the name of my...Papa Roach cover band
SaxPython: Please let it just be all of them
 KBKarma: What *is* OPI?
 Diabore: tickle my france-y 
 saucemaster5000: Why am I annoyed they misspelled Linkin Park?
 heartofgoldfish: @adept_nekomancer I have an anime to recommend
 EikoandMog: @adept_nekomancer I dunno, fire tends to not agree with me.
 kilnfiendpotter: I mean, if they're not the names of colors now, they ought to be!
 KBKarma: Thank you, Kathleen!
  mtvcdm: I'm Not Really A Waitress
 princess_intell: not that expensive
 GredGredmansson: @saucemaster5000 because you're annoyed that they didn't pay them the rights to the name
 princess_intell: you can buy them at target
 BrowneePoints: Also, game, Goths can like Pink, Glam Goth is a THING
 MrQBear: Yes! I wanted it to be real and it was! Samurai Breaks a Nail is my favorite final attack.
 kilnfiendpotter: I had a really intense nail polish phase.
  Juliamon: It's a step above drugstore Sally Hansen
  Juliamon: but it's not, like, SUPER fancy
 RealGamerCow: Kant
 gravity_pike: OH, lincoln park the park, not the band
 flatluigi: omg ian
 GredGredmansson: damn ian
 MegaDosX: Oh wow
 rasterscan: Ian
 laikagoat: wow ian
 heartofgoldfish: hahah, i voted for ian to do best
 MegaDosX: Ian with the no scope
Warstratigier: puns....uuuuuggggghhh
adept_nekomancer: Ian with the one-shot
micalovits: Did Ian nail it with no clue???
 GredGredmansson: i iknew that was the right choice
  mtvcdm: (Reminder: 20,000 doesn't mean you win, it means you're *eligible* to win. Huge difference.)
 princess_intell: expensive compared to sinful colors, not compared to butter london
 KBKarma: Oh, easy peasy.
LeeshaJoy: so crates
 zed_alpha: @kilnfiendpotter I don't know you personally at all, but I'd be remiss if I didn't put in the old, bad joke of just saying "had?"
 ArisuGunplaSFW: aristotle..
 niccus: oh, the one that's these nuts
Tempest2097: Ah Socrates
   Anubis169: Yay! Backjox!
 Diabore: @micalovits and with one guess
 HbombAndFriends: Socrates
 BrowneePoints: wow this question is slipping like sands through the hourglass
 heartofgoldfish: Ah, Artist-otle
DoodlestheGreat: It's just a matter of spelling.
 DiscordianTokkan: Bofades
 Fruan: So-Crates
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LeeshaJoy: So. Crates. They have stuff in theme.
 bigburley97: Euripades
 CururuGuasu: Socrates Johnson?
 KBKarma: I have a bust of Socrates.
 kilnfiendpotter: @zed_alpha LOL, fair. I stopped though, because pottery and nail polish don't really mix.
Warstratigier: lul....
 gravity_pike: who died and made Plato the king of philosophy?
 KBKarma: I bought it in Athens for way too much money.
 korvys: https://64.media.tumblr.com/8c7a01a0a991fcbc8e5356034023d9d4/349c39cddcbe60b7-ee/s540x810/2cae2afaffe68a649fd9ce0dc4ee9050039e3413.jpg
 RealGamerCow: im sorry what Ian?
 raulghoulia: @gravity_pike quality reference
 Its_VeeBot: So Crates
 TheArchitectX: In the eternal words of Socrates, "I drank what?"
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 DelphineSynastria: more like socra teez NUTS amirite
 zed_alpha: @kilnfiendpotter oh? What happens? Do you get polish in the clay or clay in the polish?
 SymphonicLolita: I'm in a philosophy class right now
LeeshaJoy: I'm disappointed it wasn't Diogenes
 albatros064: i named a mail server after socrates
JadedCynic: @LeeshaJoy Diogenes was more a rebel.
 SymphonicLolita: vomitory 
 matthaus_c: love larv a
DoodlestheGreat: larva...
 MrQBear: h yes, Regret, right after Improv. ' <'
 gravity_pike: larval stage
 korvys: anger, denial, bargining...
 Lord_Hosk: Big, small, medium
 kilnfiendpotter: @zed_alpha More that it chips off super easily, because clay is really just a bunch of tiny tiny rocks suspended in water.
 Its_VeeBot: Larva 
SnowBuddy18: thrust
  mtvcdm: HINT: The wrong answers are filthy lies.
 Pteraspidomorphi: I thought vomitory was the antechamber
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adept_nekomancer: Be careful of tsunamis when performing on a thrust stage
 RealGamerCow: Why did my name just come up with the term Beejypt?
 tehfewl: never got out of the larval stage
 BrowneePoints: AHA ALL OF THEM!
 BrowneePoints: MY THEATRE DEGREE!
 BrowneePoints: Vomitory is PART of the theatre
 zed_alpha: @kilnfiendpotter ah! okay that makes sense. Thanks!
vensers_lab_tech: Vomitorium is under the stage
 MegaDosX: Backstage isn't technically part of the stage >_>
Thatwasademo: the vomitorium is the entrance, not a stage
 korvys: Vomitory is part of the theatre, not the stage
  mtvcdm: The vomitorium is basically the entrance lobby.
 MegaDosX: Man this announcer is so extra
 GredGredmansson: the car alarm noise gets me every time
 Lord_Hosk: Twitch is the labyrinth of pain and despair
nyperold: And one is a stage of insect development.
DoodlestheGreat: Look, the game is unfair in so many different ways, what's one more?   
Angreed66: It's still better to go on 2x slices
 NewtyNewts: Vomitorium is the doorway
JadedCynic: @Lord_Hosk Almost - Twitter is a closer match
 EikoandMog: Audience time!
Thatwasademo: Oh boy!
 NewtyNewts: Our slice!
  mtvcdm: Now we have the power!
adept_nekomancer: Thanks Cori!
 MegaDosX: Oh boy
 GredGredmansson: 
Thatwasademo: ham
 Diabore: MIX
 TemporallyAwry:  !
 RealGamerCow:   
EricTheOrange: CHAOS!
Angreed66: Chaos
 zed_alpha: team chaos
 EikoandMog: Mix! It! Up!
 tidehollowcat: CHAOS
 Dog_of_Myth: Chaos!!!
 BigDaddyBland87: here comes the chaos
 Fruan: C H A O S
  mtvcdm: CHAOS!
 MegaDosX: 
 NewtyNewts: Cows!
 jedi_master_zll: 
 NonjaBiru: choas!
 zed_alpha: CRAYONS CRAYONS CRAYONS
 KBKarma: CHAOS!
 Malkmaven1176: ChAoS!
 SnackPak_:  chaos
 vicarbatman: chaos!!
 airylan: chaos!
 SymphonicLolita: chows!
 NewtyNewts: I mean, Chaos!
 leachjus:   
 CaptainSpam: More random!
JadedCynic: Twitch is more the hedge maze of ambiguity
 HbombAndFriends:     
 AnderKryst: 
 Aarek: 
 saucemaster5000: I was saying Boo-urns....
 LarkSachrosis: Not even close, lol
 MegaDosX: If we ever don't vote chaos then something has gone terribly wrong
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 Larkonus: LRR Chat: Never not chaos.
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 Its_VeeBot: Chat is chaotic, but predictable.
 NewtyNewts: No more x2s
 princess_intell: feel proud kathleen we get it from you
 Fruan: Wow, Kathleen just got hosed
JadedCynic: Gee, that Army of Chaos seems suspiciously well-organized...
  mtvcdm: Nobody in a winning position yet.
 airylan: @YeetTheRich_ predictable isn't chaos ...
 MegaDosX: @YeetTheRich_ I mean. As predictable as a monolith of hundreds of people can be.
iarethel0ser: Chat has two modes: chaos, and chaos by 50/50 ordering.
 TheWriterAleph: Chat has a Brand.
Geshtal: I believe its just called organized chaos
 Diabore: 3 people can get score limit
 SmithKurosaki: Chat choosing Chaos? Never
  mtvcdm: Ian has reached a winning position.
 LordZarano: Chaotic lawful
 MegaDosX: 1/3 shot to win
 princess_intell: where did we learn the chaos though
Angreed66: only 33% chance
SaxPython: 
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 GredGredmansson: GOT IT
 matthaus_c: YOOOO
 laikagoat:   
  mtvcdm: BALLGAME
 SymphonicLolita: 
 KBKarma: Game, set, and match.
 MegaDosX: Good lord Ian
 ElementalAlchemist: gg 
 TemporallyAwry: !SpeedRun
 BigDaddyBland87:   
 TheWriterAleph: 
 Diabore: half hour game
Boon_33:  
 SmithKurosaki: 
 YeetTheRich_:  
lady_olynder: ggez
 Its_VeeBot:   
KeytarCat: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 27:57.
 leachjus: Really appreciate that “keep playing the game” is indicated by a skull
 EikoandMog: 
 matthaus_c: HAH
 gravity_pike: 
TheAinMAP: 
 zed_alpha:       
 TheWriterAleph: 
 NightValien28: Ian is OP
 matthaus_c: IAN HORNER
 AnderKryst: 
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
 emberBecky: lmao
 laikagoat:   
 Bunnarchist: LMAO
 KBKarma: IAN YES!
 coachNelly:     
 SymphonicLolita: 
 MegaDosX: lmaoooooooooo
  mtvcdm: IAN
 airylan: ian!
 SpaceBattery: iubriuvobsivbs
 iris_of_ether: 
DekiSystem: LOL
 LarkSachrosis: 
vensers_lab_tech: Game set and match Richter
 BigDaddyBland87: wow!!!
 NightValien28: HAHAHAHA
 SkylerRingtail: HORNER
 YeetTheRich_: well ...
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 BrowneePoints: Is this the first one and done?
 MegaDosX: Ian "McCarthy" Horner
JadedCynic: and the answer?
 YeetTheRich_: hm
 EikoandMog: 
 zed_alpha: At long last, have you no sense of decen--oh wait, you're Ian
 kilnfiendpotter: Ian is asking the WHEEL if they're a Communist?
 YeetTheRich_: sounds like dodging the question
adept_nekomancer: Wheel clearly doesn't want to answer
 MegaDosX: That sounds like what a Communist would say!
micalovits: Sus wheel
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 zed_alpha: mawp
 niccus: i think we just witnessed a banana bread
 CaptainSpam: Damn.  Good dodge, wheel.
 GredGredmansson: hell yeah
 laikagoat: aw no, didnt get to see the other questions
 NewtyNewts: No, the other questions!
 NightValien28: the wheel is a coward
Thatwasademo: I think the wheel immediately bringing up betting proves it's a Libertarian
 FacelessManAboutTown: Wait no, we didn't get to see other people's questions
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 They_Are_Alyx: CHAMP'D UP
josephthemad: I love Ian.
 Twilight_Spark: Ah good, enough time for me to cook a potato.
DoodlestheGreat: What were the other Q's? 
 CouldntPickAUsername: time to vamp up before champd up
 sydnius: IVVI indeed
callmesteppinrazor: Kathleen, I LOVE your hair!
 HbombAndFriends: Does the wheel enjoy eating the rich?
 NevermorePainting: non-euclydian lasagna?
DoodlestheGreat: Yeah, square is SO boring.
  BraveNewFaves: @callmesteppinrazor thank you!
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 gravity_pike: a hyperlasagna?
 laundreydhull: lasagna?
DaxStrife: Can Ian construct a lasagna so impossible, Garfield cannot eat it?
 Dog_of_Myth: Ah, so Calvinball Cooking
 SymphonicLolita: metalasagna
 Twilight_Spark: Noneuclidean lasgna is just a 3D donut.
 iris_of_ether: Yessssss
 KBKarma: The Wheel is very excited to have people spin it. VERY excited.
 ArkhamArchivist: Is non-Euclidian Lasagna measured with a Garf Field?
adept_nekomancer: Food crimes and horse crimes!
 iris_of_ether: It's so good
 SnackPak_:   
 MadWolf1290: well with an intro like THAT
 Dog_of_Myth: YES
 flatluigi: oh no
 matthaus_c: oh that's a DEMON
DaxStrife: 
 Bunnarchist: friend 
lady_olynder: Hogrse
 Ivalenz_:   
 Fruan: Shorse!
 niccus: it's not a horse!
Fanklok: That's illegal
 YeetTheRich_: what a beautiful child
 LarkSachrosis: Heck
vensers_lab_tech: Can a lasagna that is layered spherically a good start Ian?
 AkiraBalance27: beautiful
 laundreydhull: 
 kilnfiendpotter: CORI WHY
 gravity_pike: SOMEPONY
 omdorastrix: Shronkey
 LarkSachrosis: https://clips.twitch.tv/YummySpikyLobsterYouDontSay-knfyKWSB3BsQ1tN1
 Its_VeeBot: Alex is gonna have nightmares tonight
callmesteppinrazor: Cori can I have that as a ketchup bottle>
 zed_alpha: CORIANDER, QUEEN OF PLASTICENE NIGHTMARES
ChippTunes: Shrek 2: A Horse
callmesteppinrazor: Please!?
SaxPython: 
 laundreydhull: xD
  mtvcdm: !addquote (Cori) [now] Speaking of crimes, would anyone like to see what I made in Horse Club today?
  LRRbot: New quote #8464: "Speaking of crimes, would anyone like to see what I made in Horse Club today?" —Cori [2023-02-13]
 kilnfiendpotter: That has LAYERS of cursedness
 RealGamerCow: That is darksided
JadedCynic: Alex 
 zimmercj: You can't draw horses, but you can model them
 iris_of_ether: We had a lot of fun today
DoodlestheGreat: Donkey, NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
 BrowneePoints: What are u doin! In my CLOP!
 KBKarma: Well, she didn't *draw* the horse!
 sheqesi: Hork?
 laundreydhull: clip that down . . .
 NewtyNewts: Good quote
 jedi_master_zll:  
ThorSokar: A Horse Named: SomeBody!
 LinearGif: Step one: horse
JadedCynic: thanks @gravity_pike 
 leachjus: You blended a Shrek, you say
 zed_alpha: Is that a copy of The Unicorn in Captivity in Jordynne's background? Sweet tapestry choice.
 SymphonicLolita: beautiful handiwork
EricTheOrange: will it be painted on furthur CDHC?
 WiJohn: Greater Shrekpony
 BrowneePoints: if your party has to fight it Cori it'll be all ogre
Angreed66: No a Player character
 YeetTheRich_: cori is gonna roll up to the next warhammer session with that
 LarkSachrosis: And then it will appear in my nightmares
 sydnius: keep on steady craftin
vensers_lab_tech: It looks like a Slaanesh spawn for Kill team tbh
 kilnfiendpotter: Um, I would love to help make stats for that in 5e
 DEATHlikescats: Legit cool
lady_olynder: is that considered an Aberation for monster type?
fnoggchamp: 1 horse sized Shrek or 100 Shrek sized horses?
 YeetTheRich_: that horse is an entire kill team
 sheqesi: Cori show and tell!
 KBKarma: Hey Ian, what're ya drinkin'?
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adept_nekomancer: Shrorse? Or is it a Hreck?
 fastlane250: heck
 kilnfiendpotter: It's definitely a CR 10 creature
nyperold: Is it a T-wrecks, then?
 DEATHlikescats: @sydnius steady craftin’ should guest!
callmesteppinrazor: I like the Hygge vibe Jordynne's got going on 
 kilnfiendpotter: Has multiple attacks and three legendary actions
 zimmercj: So somewhere is there a Shrek body with a horse head?
DaxStrife: Open the door, get on the floor; RIP AND TEAR the dinosaur.
 matthaus_c: Shraffe
 niccus: i hope the shorse makes it to various lrr background setpieces
 niccus: shrorse.
 Larkonus: "You kids wanna see a dismembered dinosaur?" - Cori
 BrowneePoints: The Island of Doctor Coraeu
 Dog_of_Myth: That horse has layers
  mtvcdm: 30-50 feral Shrek horses
 gravity_pike: longshrek
 DEATHlikescats: Llama crimes
 WiJohn: This seems like something that ChatGPT needs to stat out
 leachjus: If you put Shrek’s head on a Giraffe it means it’s closer to god, and we kinda can’t allow that
 airylan: are you sure it's not a heck?
 KBKarma: What's everybody drinking this evening? And not just the players.
SaxPython: @airylan 
 DEATHlikescats: Hreck
 bigburley97: Shrek is god
 rasterscan: Yesssssssssssss
 bigburley97: so he does not need to be closer to god
 rasterscan: Such a great game
 Drasvin: I am drinking water
DoodlestheGreat: I repeat, this music SLAPS
 kilnfiendpotter: Yess I love this one!
 BrowneePoints: I'm drinking Mt Dew Code Red
 Snowcookies: wooo!
lady_olynder: why are examples so clean
 matthaus_c: @KBKarma I'm having a nice and crisp 10 pm cup of coffee
LeeshaJoy: does this game work with the overlay?
nyperold: Ogres have neighers.
 Fruan: RAXE is my wrestler name
 LinearGif: It's champing time
 BrowneePoints: When it comes to the Shrorse y'all are just neigh sayers
 LarkSachrosis: Banger alert
 tidehollowcat: Wonder how many JoJo references we'll get with this group.
 BrowneePoints: SPEAKING OF JOJO!
DoodlestheGreat: PartyParrot PartyParrot PartyParrot PartyParrot PartyParrot PartyParrot
 BrowneePoints: they just showed off the Protag for JoJo part 9 today!
 saucemaster5000: Why does the game ask us to not root for one of these lovely people?
 KBKarma: @BrowneePoints I saw that!
 SymphonicLolita: yea new johnjohns Soon
LeeshaJoy: I love the Legally Distinct Jock Jam that plays during this game
 KBKarma: I need to read Jojolion.
 NewtyNewts: Best song for this game.
DoodlestheGreat:      
Angreed66: I just answered yes to rooting for each player
 CaptainSpam: Remember, audience, "Are you rooting for" means if you want them referred to as a face or heel.
 FacelessManAboutTown: catJAM
 BaconL0rdes: @tidehollowcat Inb4 one of the champions is literally just a drawing of Zanzo from Hi-Fi  Rush.
Tempest2097: @Angreed66 Me too
 BrowneePoints: Jojolion is great and weird
151 raiders from benjamin_wheeler have joined!
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 VorlonScout: I really hope we get another Can't Draw Horses Club/Jackbox stream with this one of these days. This game failing to work reliably during the first one was a shame
 Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
 LordZarano: The "are you rooting for" question is Are they a face (not a heel)?
 MurphEP:    
 leachjus: Forget Jojolion, get Cori to create Shreklion
 BrowneePoints: @VorlonScout Can't Jack Horses Box
DoodlestheGreat: gachiBASS gachiBASS gachiBASS gachiBASS gachiBASS gachiBASS gachiBASS
 korvys: Picture and name, I believe
 eshplode: 
 VorlonScout: @BrowneePoints Exactly 
 KBKarma: @leachjus You could probably get Araki to do that, actually.
Angreed66: There are enough real life heels
nyperold: I used to go to Raxe to eat every once in a while. Now it's an Arbye's.
 matthaus_c: Can't Box Horses Club: Jack Shrek
DoodlestheGreat: The Wheelies?
 saucemaster5000: Jack Shrek Black is the full name
 Ritaspirithntr: Oh geez
 KBKarma: @DoodlestheGreat Sudden Oz.
 YeetTheRich_:   
 BrowneePoints: I'm excited to hear to next Protag's name and see their actual costume colors
 MurphEP: The Wheelie Breakers
 leachjus: @kbkarma I fear the street fashions with which Araki might dress a Shrek
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 azureHaights: jax box parxy pax
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 FacelessManAboutTown: Is it boring that I say I'm rooting for all the players?
 TemporallyAwry: That banana emote is cursed 
 NewtyNewts: @matthaus_c Shrek Can't Box Jacks: Club Horses
 Larkonus: Beej has a look of intense concentration, I eagerly await to see his creation.
 Fruan: Jackbox.tv
 KBKarma: @leachjus Akutami would also be pretty good at that.
DAC169: widget 
DoodlestheGreat: Have the Pack 9 games finally been added to the extension?
 matthaus_c: promising
   LoadingReadyRun: @DoodlestheGreat some of them, I think.
smthng_dffrnt: sign my baby!
 kilnfiendpotter: So, who's going to draw a Shorse first?
EricTheOrange: I've found that Kathleens art style leds it self well to these fast drawing games.
 BrowneePoints: also folks think the new JoJo Protag's stand is named November Rain! I'm very excited
 KBKarma: The Jackbox popup for Twitch is letting my vote twice. Ha ha!
 saucemaster5000: If you sign someone's baby you're agreeing to pay for college
 KBKarma: And what is it being called in English due to licensing? :'(
Tempest2097: Never sign a baby before consulting a lawyer
DoodlestheGreat: @DoodlestheGreat Never understand why they don't have that ready when they release a new pack. You'd think it would be part of the process.
 BrowneePoints: Winter Downpour @KBKarma (idk)
 azureHaights: @BrowneePoints How soon until it gets renamed Moist November in the dub
 MurphEP: Is it artistic?
 NewtyNewts: It is a art.
 kilnfiendpotter: Please do not sign my baby until you've read all of her terms and conditions.
 KBKarma: What is art? Nothing but a miserable pile of secrets!
 GredGredmansson: the underdogs also have a score bonus
 KBKarma: But enough talk! Have at you!
 rasterscan: Er, usually goes the other way it feels like.
  mtvcdm: I've voted for things where people clearly just ran out of time.
 Fruan: Remember, chat is horny and loves callbacks.
DoodlestheGreat: I'm with Ian!
 matthaus_c: signing a baby is how you end up a Level 1 Warlock
 GredGredmansson: unless they don't
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 BrowneePoints: look, no localization can be as bad as the game Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap became Filthy Acts at a Fair and Reasonable Price
SaxPython: new meta
 Mazrae: Jack box make sense it's unheard of
 kilnfiendpotter: @matthaus_c Your Eldritch Blast is simply a giant baby poopsplosion
 KBKarma: @BrowneePoints Such angry.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 SnackPak_: 
 LarkSachrosis: @matthaus_c Are you the warlock, or are you the patron?
 niccus: lmao
 flatluigi: aahha
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 kilnfiendpotter: BEEJ! IAN!
 SymphonicLolita: 
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
 AkiraBalance27: magnificent
 Izandai: 
SquidVorb: wow
SaxPython: 
adept_nekomancer: lol
 iris_of_ether: 
 BigDaddyBland87: WOW!!!
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 kilnfiendpotter: I feel like I'm just watching two eggs fight
 NewtyNewts: Booj and Iuun!
 princess_intell: WOW
 GredGredmansson: ian, the human egg
 niccus: what if neither is correct
 tehfewl: jpg vs png
markvd: Beej has a trans child?
goombalax: Beej.png, Ian.webp
 AkiraBalance27: "what would Beej do in this situation?"
 rasterscan: augh
 azureHaights: beej dot ai
 BigDaddyBland87:  
iarethel0ser: TEETH
 MegaDosX: Uh
 Arclight_Dynamo: Memories of Beej is a weird President's Choice product.
 Izandai: OOF
 DiscordianTokkan: Hah!
SaxPython: lol
 SnackPak_: 
 EikoandMog: OOF
 Dog_of_Myth: Windmill slam
 niccus: oooooooooof
 NewtyNewts: Whoops
 WiJohn: Oooh tough Toofer
 CaptainSpam: Very Tass.
 GredGredmansson: i voted for Toofer
 kilnfiendpotter: OMG I *have* to vote for Harvard
 HadesLeprechaun: those dentist bills
 BigDaddyBland87: Harvard doesn't have debt...it just causes debt
 Izandai: nice
DoodlestheGreat: Alex's pic was great.
jae_dorian: nice
 kilnfiendpotter: Business school is so hecking useless
 AkiraBalance27: lmfao
 BrowneePoints: WHO CALLED LUIGI TRASH
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 GredGredmansson: Get out of here Kervy
AtrusOfMyst: Legally Distinct Kurbee
 WiJohn: Legally distinct luigi
 KBKarma: Not Luigi: Green Mario!
 AkiraBalance27: Kervy is eating all the trash
 matthaus_c: Green Mario do be lookin kinda hot tho
 fastlane250: "paya" -kervy
  mtvcdm: One of them IS a garbage disposal
 MrQBear: looks more like Legally Distinct Lolo or Lala...
SquidVorb: I love playing Kervy on my GameCircle
DoodlestheGreat: Coming to a dollar store near you.
 AkiraBalance27: i love that drawing of gaston
 flatluigi: bnuuy
 GredGredmansson: 
 BaconL0rdes: Gee I wonder who the underdog is,.
 niccus: no contest. it's the bun
micalovits: No one HUNKS like Gaston
DoodlestheGreat: I see rabbet, I vote rabbet
 kilnfiendpotter: Okay, but how many dozen eggs does the bunny eat every morning
smthng_dffrnt: I would let gaston do terrible things to me
 princess_intell: nooooooo ooooooooonnnnneeeee
 NewtyNewts: Hunks love bunnies
 BrowneePoints: Zero. But it Oviposits a lot
  mtvcdm: (Remember, room code RAXE on jackbox.tv)
AtrusOfMyst: Biblically Accurate Easter Bunnies
 Mediocre_Man5: every last inch of both of them is covered with hair
XivXiyan: @smthng_dffrnt oh
 Tangsm: They are equally hairy.
YeomanAres: bunny has to be good at masticating
  mtvcdm: From the top rope!
 GredGredmansson: THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW
 Twilight_Spark: The furry vote just couldn't get it over the line.
 AkiraBalance27: wat
 mister_nibbles: i'm uncomfortable
forbiddenskiesfm: never sleep again.
DoodlestheGreat: Don't ask.
 YeetTheRich_: mr nibbles is so cute
smthng_dffrnt: does it count if it's just under the mattress?
nyperold: Is the rabbit depriving an entire French town of its carrots for the gains?
adept_nekomancer: I don't want either of those under my bed
LeeshaJoy: understandable
 KBKarma: What's Mr. Nibbles? Doing his best!
nyoomgoom: you find mx. guuuuulp under the bed if you haven't tidied up in a bit
 CAKHost: Look the pandini is hard on us all
 BrowneePoints: Noooo ooooone Hunks like Gaston, splits tree trunks like Gaston. No one looks like a top but prefers bottom Bunk like Gaston!
 matthaus_c: I thought mr nibbles was a chamber pot
 MegaDosX: Omae wa mou shindeiru
 MegaDosX: Where is the both option
 DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHA
SquidVorb: NO
 kilnfiendpotter: Oh my
 rasterscan: Oh god
 Izandai: 
 DrBatman0: Stinky tooth looks like 2/3 of a N64 controller
 Dog_of_Myth: 
SaxPython:   
 EikoandMog: It's a hard choice here.
EricTheOrange: why you have to do this
 LarkSachrosis: nO
 YeetTheRich_: wow i hate both of these
 KBKarma: I've seen this anime!
 AkiraBalance27: that brush will be immediate
 zed_alpha: oh great, my dental phobia AND my emetophobia
 GredGredmansson: throatbrush my hero
 zed_alpha: wheeee
 Snowcookies: grosss
 kilnfiendpotter: That is truly cursed
 airylan: thanks I hate it
  mtvcdm: This is nobody's fight
 Fruan: No, jail for everyone involved. JAIL.
 EikoandMog: Throatbrush just straight up hits the gag reflex.
EricTheOrange: Alex.... why
 matthaus_c: throatbrush, deep action
 MegaDosX: From the top rope
 KBKarma: Araraki sends his regards.
 onetrueseth: throatbrush threepgood, my hero
jae_dorian: nobody wins here
Last_Living_Dalia: What did I come in on
 niccus: well now that tooth is just impacted
markvd: @onetrueseth nice
SaxPython: that was an MVP first round
SaxPython: all timer
DoodlestheGreat:      
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 FacelessManAboutTown: I'm the target audience as Horner's sign is gold
 MegaDosX: Oh man some of these signs are fantastic
DoodlestheGreat: SourPls SourPls SourPls SourPls SourPls SourPls
 GredGredmansson: these signs are great
 letfireraindown: Obscene yet sexy...
Tempest2097: Some of these signs are SO strong
smthng_dffrnt: We are all the target audience
 GredGredmansson: "This is a sign"
  mtvcdm: (The halftime show: Fox only, Final Destination)
 CodeIndigo: This Exists Now
 blip2004: the one had "This is a sign" twice
 MegaDosX: "What hath thou wrought" seems evergreen for this game
 NewtyNewts: No, THIS is a sign!
 Pteraspidomorphi: I got "This is a sign" twice as options for memories of beej
 GredGredmansson: "This Exists Now" is a great option
 McGurganatorZX: wants you to know it's a sign
smthng_dffrnt: @GredGredmansson Don't mistake it for the legally distinct other "This is a sign"
Angreed66: It's easier to go against the drawings than the players
DoodlestheGreat: RareParrot RareParrot RareParrot RareParrot RareParrot RareParrot RareParrot
adept_nekomancer: @Pteraspidomorphi It's splitting the vote!
 Pteraspidomorphi: Indeed
  mtvcdm: LRRBot, what does your sign say?
  mtvcdm: !quote
  LRRbot: Quote #4233: "I think it's just like a zebra and a series of tubes" —Kathleen, of giraffes [2017-05-27]
Angreed66: First this is a sign camp
EricTheOrange: just put down lines and see what happens
 azureHaights:  
adept_nekomancer: Aww... I went with second this is a sign
 DarkMorford: Live fast, think fast, act fast!
 KBKarma: Sonic doesn't think fast. That's his Achilles heel.
 leachjus: Thinking before sketching would rob us of Toofer Grace
 DrBatman0: Drawing this round at the speed of sound...
 saucemaster5000: Based on how sonic players usually play his reaction time is slower than his feet
 WiJohn: Nothing says genius like eating a lot of chili dogs
 HbombAndFriends: What you folks should do is get the cards from this game, and there you have a future AFK.
 McGurganatorZX: look all I haerd is chili dog mental acuity and that's a sonic hedgehog favorite food baybee
goombalax: compressed methane with an ignition at the exit
EricTheOrange: aren't we all gas powered at the end of the day.  we just break Hydrocarbons down into power, much like an ethonal powered engine.
 leachjus: @wijohn Ain’t gotta call me out like that, friendo
animaniacdot: ok i'm no "no beans on chili" purist, but try it without beans for your chili dogs and thank me later
 DarkMorford: For real though, in the old-school cartoons, "Live fast, think fast, act fast" was one of Sonic's catchphrases.
 Twilight_Spark: Have you considered, like I have, just eating multiple baked potatoes?
 saucemaster5000: Chili on dogs is better without beans, veggie or meat, but Chili on its own needs beans
 CodeIndigo: @DarkMorford usually followed immediately by "wait where did those spikes come frooooooooOOOOH NO"
nyperold: I think he has to devote a good amount of brainpower to not slamming into things all the time. But he's kind of surprisingly astute sometimes.
Angreed66: I smell the shrek horse
 TemporallyAwry: @Twilight_Spark Mashed, fried, etc.  Yes.
 CaptainSpam: @animaniacdot I can see that being an improvement, but I also don't really mind the beans per se, so meh.
 kalira77: chili on a hot dog is not chili, it's just meat sauce
 CodeIndigo: @Twilight_Spark i eat them like apples
 Drasvin: Attempting hyperreal art in Jackbox. Interesting move.
 princess_intell: @DarkMorford in which sonic discovers he has ADHD
 TemporallyAwry: @kalira77 Surely it's more of a jam at that point.
Tempest2097: What do you mean IF
 GredGredmansson: I still rememeber Odie-Seus and Rita
 saucemaster5000: @kalira77 An aspic?
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 Rourke9: wow! an even number!
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 NewtyNewts: oh, Beej...
 DarkMorford: I mean, I have been looking into Live2D stuff a bit lately...
 Twilight_Spark: @Twilight_Spark Pommes de terres
 matthaus_c: DRIFT COMPATIBLE
 azureHaights: Smile.dk! 
 kalira77: @saucemaster5000 i mean, I should probably defer to the master, huh? 
 kilnfiendpotter: YES
AtrusOfMyst: lolol
 Izandai: oh no
 Welbog: It's an old meme but it checks out
 GredGredmansson: oh keeping them in
 KBKarma: Dem Meshes, though!
 GredGredmansson: swapping to Shillgamesh
  mtvcdm: Keeping the originals, the rare move in this room.
 Badchop: This is UNCANNY
 RealGamerCow: Dale!
 BrowneePoints: This means something VERY different in the US
 McGurganatorZX: oh no
  mtvcdm: Oh goodness
 TemporallyAwry:  ...
 niccus: wrong chip? wrong dale? not sure
 MegaDosX: I have questions
 CodeIndigo: IT'S TIME TO SQUEAK
 Snowcookies: I'm scared
 KBKarma: IAN NO
JadedCynic: So I played the meme video in 320x200, which was the style at the time...
 KBKarma: BEEJ NO
 NightValien28: holywood chip holywood dale
 tehfewl: OH no
 GredGredmansson: GO MR NIBBLES
  mtvcdm: I'd have kept Dale there
nyperold: "It's native mythril! Serious! The seller said so!"
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 Veraphage: yay
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 kilnfiendpotter: OMG
 matthaus_c: ooooh the split
  mtvcdm: The underdog bonus did it
 Pteraspidomorphi: 100% 
 VorlonScout: Fight fiercely, Harvard
 MegaDosX: That was incredibly close
 HadesLeprechaun: Dale has to deal meth to pay for the college
 GredGredmansson: oh no the round 2 votes are still bugged
 Snowcookies: no thank you indeed
 Pteraspidomorphi: Oh ok
 BigDaddyBland87: 100% said No thanks
 BrowneePoints: ah, it's a fairly odd parent
 blip2004: hell yeah Fairly Odd Parents
 GredGredmansson: cosmo?
Caffine1138: Cosmo?!
 MurphEP: I think Zap is a Doug character
Tempest2097: Cosmo was Disney though
 MegaDosX: What.
 flatluigi: AHAHA
 mwlsn: @vorlonscout nice
DekiSystem: LOL
 KBKarma: IAN YES
adept_nekomancer: I was hoping Kervy would show back up for this one
LeeshaJoy:   
 BigDaddyBland87: brilliant!
 SymphonicLolita: 
 Larkonus: That's a weirdly specific thing to be champion of.
 niccus: now we know the truth
  mtvcdm: YEP
 bigburley97: IAN HAHAH
AtrusOfMyst: Lolol
 CodeIndigo: I love Alex's cackling laugh
 VeryBadLifeChoices: next tinker tailor
 TheWriterAleph: does Mouthful Mode count as a clone attempt?
nyoomgoom: zap staxx was like 100% a skate brand looking design
 saucemaster5000: Is that how we got Beej?
 GredGredmansson: I'm the target audience
 flatluigi: WOW
 VorlonScout: @mwlsn Don't get many good chances to haul out that reference
 Izandai: uh
 LarkSachrosis: Okay but Brad Pitt is a successful attempt to clone Robert Redford.
 MegaDosX: @CodeIndigo He really has the best laugh
 rasterscan: I'm crying laughing
 Izandai: jesus
 MegaDosX: Wow
Violet__Violence: lol
 MegaDosX: Obliterated
 Badchop: Oh this is about to turn around
 SymphonicLolita: well shit
 Badchop: OH GOD
 FacelessManAboutTown: You shouldn't have switched
 rasterscan: Wait why
 RealGamerCow: drunk frat boy  chillaxes and playus "Butterflyu" by Sugar Ray
 jessieimproved:  
  mtvcdm: The COP got swapped out?
 BigDaddyBland87: bad call there
adept_nekomancer: It was perfect without swapping
goombalax: toofer's second chance!
AtrusOfMyst: Gonna show us how to floss correctly
 rasterscan: Not the swap
 bigburley97: TEEF
 Fruan: Drunk in a river sounds like reckless endangerment to me
LeeshaJoy: there's nothing reckless about the cop's endangerment
  mtvcdm: Bad call to swap there.
 Larkonus: Well, I know what's haunting my nightmares tonight.
 FacelessManAboutTown: That's fair, toofer grace is amazing
 Badchop: lmao
 matthaus_c: the cop is going to be very safely protected after endangering everyone else
 DelphineSynastria: OH NO
 jessieimproved: no thanks
 Izandai: 
DekiSystem: oh no
 SymphonicLolita: omg
 tehfewl: LDL Bad
 lackingsanity: lmaooooo
 MegaDosX: Oh wow
 bigburley97: We all know
 BigDaddyBland87: I need a bottle of that
adept_nekomancer: wow.
 Snowcookies: cursed
 kilnfiendpotter: WHAT
 fastlane250: spray on ABS plastic
 MegaDosX: I love that there's two ways to take this one
  mtvcdm: Good anticipation
EricTheOrange: I'm guessing that was Ian
 TheWriterAleph: haha
 Arclight_Dynamo: The fatbergs make your heart throb?
JadedCynic: depends on the definition
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 TheWooglie: That's a large number
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 Fruan: BUNNY THE CHUM
Greendrag13: No thoughts, only bnnuy
 KBKarma: No thought, head empty.
 MegaDosX: No thoughts, head empty, only carrot
 zed_alpha: behind those lagomorphic eyes is just a dial tone
 CodeIndigo: bnuuy
 gravity_pike: head enpty. happy.
KeytarCat: Can't hear you for the whistling twixt its ears
 KBKarma: Carrots of happiness.
 Larkonus: Nothing can stop these two. But someone please try.
 SymphonicLolita: 
EricTheOrange: OMG
 emberBecky: ohhhh
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 laikagoat:  
 zed_alpha: WE KNOW FOR A FACT ONE OF THOSE IS NOT
EricTheOrange: WHO
Tempest2097: 
 Arclight_Dynamo: Windmill slam. 
 LarkSachrosis: Wait
 MegaDosX: lmaooooooooooo
 JocelyneAnne: Incredible.
 BigDaddyBland87: ohhh that's great!
 kalira77: oh goddammit
 SkylerRingtail: Fuuuuu-
 Aarek: lol
SaxPython: 
ThorSokar: woooooow
 thmanwithnoname: goddamn
 McGurganatorZX: lmao
 TemporallyAwry: Which one of you!
DoodlestheGreat: Well as we all know in 2000....
EricTheOrange: WHICH ONE OF YOU
 bigburley97: OMG
 underhill33: impecable
aezin: This one is an inconvenient truth
SquirrelyCatTTV: Oof
 drthvd3r: OH GOD THE PUN'
 MegaDosX: I mean.
 kalira77: of course it was ian
 Twilight_Spark: The justices are awkward nerds.
 BrowneePoints: Two Fighters!? I love Dave Grohl!
 FacelessManAboutTown: Just like in real life, the court wins whether you wanted it to or not
 gravity_pike: ayup
 drthvd3r: Remind me, who decided the 2000 presidential election, and who lost because of it? Champion of Gore indeed.
 Fruan: Ian is on fire tonight
 rasterscan: Ian is killin' it
 TheWriterAleph: weirdest Pokemon Gym Master fight...
smthng_dffrnt: I predicted the win correctly!
 Its_VeeBot: Champ'd Up! Champ'd Up!
 GredGredmansson: Harvard Business School AND Supreme Court c. 2000?  Truly unbeatable
 kilnfiendpotter: i hate that lineup
 KBKarma: Have a good evening, I'm off to bed!
 tidehollowcat: stretch your fluids and cycle your legs everybody
 ElementalAlchemist: Quixort is excellent
 CodeIndigo: Quiksort is a lot of fun
  Serifina: I was away for a moment, what's next up?
 Fruan: I still think Alex needs jail because of throatbrush
adambomb625: Not a huge fan of Quixort
 LinearGif: Implement bubblesort
 TemporallyAwry: @KBKarma  - take care
 damn_i_am_pretty: you can't make me get up, I've liquified
 saucemaster5000: quicksort is great -- it's like they took "Timeline" and moved beyond time
 flatluigi: champed up!
DAC169: damn, my food takes longer than that to cook 
 LordZarano: Since I didn't post it earlier, Wheel arifact: https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/TheWheelGame/c2886a4f9b095cd00ebc830509e962cc/
 YeetTheRich_: 👏discharge 👏 that 👏 water
SaxPython: that champed up end theme really goes 
 flatluigi: i hope we have the guess-the-media-name game again tonight, since we have 6 people
smthng_dffrnt: I am an actual child
 flatluigi: i still love that immediate snipe of fast and the furious
 ElementalAlchemist: @damn_i_am_pretty ... kept thinkin' I could never live without you by my side (I couldn't come up with more adapted lyrics)
smthng_dffrnt: The internet service provider "Cox" has me cackling
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  Serifina: Come on, friends, what did Kathleen say is the next game?
smthng_dffrnt: and listening to an ad read is even funnier
 BrowneePoints: Quixort
 ElementalAlchemist: @Serifina Quixort
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 BrowneePoints: Quick Sort
 matthaus_c: Don Quixort
 BrowneePoints: given a category and 10 objects etc you have to sort them from x to 7
 ElementalAlchemist: It's a game where you get a bunch of items and you have to put them in order
  Serifina: Okay I clearly have never seen that one
 BrowneePoints: x to y*
  Juliamon: It's the one where they have to arrange things in sequential order
 kalira77: @Serifina it's the one where they had to put the 12 days of xmas in order once
 BrowneePoints: like "dates of celebrity marriages"
 BrowneePoints: or "12 days of christmas items"
 LordZarano: And Champ'd Up artifact, where they sell a card game of those characters https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/WorldChampionsGame/df2bf08397ec2da052d3272960bcb93f/
 RealGamerCow: wubbing intensifies
 BrowneePoints: or "lyrics to the Friends theme song"
 ElementalAlchemist: or planets
 damn_i_am_pretty: oh Live is this week?
 SkylerRingtail: Quixort is an odd one - one of my least favorite to play, but watching is entertaining
  Serifina: I'm usually *working* or on my way home during JackBox these days, so I don't often get to see it. It's been *months*. 
 ElementalAlchemist: or probably elements by atomic number or something
  Juliamon: this track is Loading Ready Wub
  Serifina: However, I'm stuck HOME this week so y'all get stuck with my sick self. 
smthng_dffrnt: The inclusion of Cave Johnson is a very welcome thing
 EikoandMog: Back when Matt was a regular crewmember!
 RealGamerCow: It's almost 10 years old, right?
 MegaDosX: @Serifina I'm usually in the office these days when CTS is on, but I'm working from home since I'm still recovering from being sick, so plus side is I get to catch this in the background while I'm working
mjiig: @BrowneePoints I don't know how to give an order to "like 30 claps"
 Steel_Wish: 
 RealGamerCow: At least 8 years
 matthaus_c: @Serifina glad to have you, but do get well soon buddy 
animaniacdot: i miss good dubstep, just in general
  Juliamon: It was before Ian was crew
  Juliamon: he was just visiting for DB that year
 saucemaster5000: I'm stirring a batch of mango salsa for 20 clients tomorrow, and it's a lovely monday night
 RealGamerCow: pre or post- Witness Me Ian
  Juliamon: He had hair
smthng_dffrnt: That sounds fake
  Juliamon: People knew him as "the kazoo Ian"
smthng_dffrnt: Ian strikes me as an eternal and bald entity
 RealGamerCow: My earliest recollection of Ian was Kazoo Ian
 RealGamerCow: from DB3
animaniacdot: @saucemaster5000 and now i want mango salsa. with jerk chicken, or srirhacha chicken, or...
 RealGamerCow: holy shit I've "known" people in chat almost 10 yhears
 saucemaster5000: I'm making it for jerk chcken!
 LordZarano: Ian as he appears in the Desert Bus test card screen, which most people mistake for Johnny
 princess_intell: i've found that LRR chat people tend to stick around for a looooong time
 RealGamerCow: I know I met Juliamon at a Pax East like, 7 years ago?  at the LRR booth
 baskwalla: @princess_intell It's like Vim, we don't know how to quit.
 NevermorePainting: does anyone know if BGC is okay to use as stream music or does LRR have a deal with them specifically?
animaniacdot: @saucemaster5000 we have two recipes! one is just quick and dirty, the other is kwame onwuachi's that takes days to brine and marinate
 BaconL0rdes: A hush falls over the stream.
  BraveNewFaves: Nelson is joining us so we're just setting him up
 princess_intell: look it's y'all's fault
 BaconL0rdes: Oh Cool!
 matthaus_c: oh dang!
 matthaus_c: impromptu Nelly
 BrowneePoints: eyyy surprise 7th!
 jessieimproved: Once I found LRR I never left
 SymphonicLolita: yay nelson tme
 SymphonicLolita: time*
 FacelessManAboutTown: Bonus Nelly? Fuck yeah
 Molladia: @jessieimproved Why would anybody leave?
Wynterburne: setting him up for what?
 saucemaster5000: @animaniacdot Nice! I'm doing a one day brine (Technically one and a half)
 FacelessManAboutTown: Can't wait to see which background he googled 
 BigDaddyBland87: oh good...it's his first time
 sydnius: a wild NELLY appears!
 princess_intell: it's you people that are so nice and welcoming, blame yourselves
 MerrimanLyon: People ever leave?
 Drasvin: A New Challenger Approaches!
 ElementalAlchemist: @princess_intell for example, sometime this month marks me watching LRR for *twelve years*
 SkylerRingtail: Yay, more players! But aww, no 6 person games like Role Models and Blather Round
 ElementalAlchemist: whcih is a lot
 Dog_of_Myth: Bonus Nelly is a good time
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 CodeIndigo: @princess_intell YOU TAKE THAT BACK! I'M A HEARTLESS OLD NASTY LADYohwaitnevermind
 princess_intell: i've been around for a year (i mark DB as my "community anniversary")
 MarsIsDead: I think the LrrFandom is like the nicest cult you could ever be apart of
animaniacdot: @saucemaster5000 if you get a chance, put some coconut rice, jerk chicken, and mango salsa into a tortilla to make a taco. authentic it ain't but damn it's tasty
 CodeIndigo: @MarsIsDead yes this
 princess_intell: what are we a cult in favor of? niceness?
 MerrimanLyon: @animaniacdot That sounds amazing.
WriterRaven: #notacult
 jessieimproved: #notacult
 jessieimproved: lol
 airylan: #notacult
 Molladia: Oh Nelly's first stream, I've seen him in pre-records but it's good to see him join Jackbox for the first time
 Dog_of_Myth: !findquote cult
  LRRbot: Quote #7074: "Although, isn't any Bedroom a cult room when you think about it?" —TQ [2020-07-26]
SaxPython: the line?
 MegaDosX: It Nelson!
 LordZarano: @MarsIsDead Most cult members think this
 MurphEP: Nelson!
 saucemaster5000: @animaniacdot I ain't worthy about authenticity, will do tomorrow for myself, love the idea
 RealGamerCow: I calculated the amount of money I've given to LRR and it's in the 5 digits
 SymphonicLolita: hiii nelly
 FacelessManAboutTown would join a nice-ness cult personally
 DiscordianTokkan: Lol, that Yuckew reference
 Izandai: Come on chat, say it with me! We are not a cult! We are not a cult! We are not a cult! We are not a cult! We are not a cult! We are not a cult! We are not a cult! We are not a cult! We are not a cult! We are not a cult!
 TheWriterAleph: nelly's here!!
SaxPython: 
 flatluigi: wow, nelly gets to finally play jackbox!
lady_olynder: hi nelly!
 princess_intell: nelly got my school photo background
 Snowcookies: hello
 kusinohki: #freeteeshirtclub  (am I doing this wrong?)
 TheWriterAleph: Sifu?
 fastlane250: player 7 has entered the game
theneatestburrito: Don Quixorte? 
 lamina5432: nelsonfood
  mtvcdm: Shrimpy theme if you ask me
 CodeIndigo: this is the second organization I've been part of that has had to repeatedly disclaim that it's #notacult
 damn_i_am_pretty: A Nelly in the hand is worth two Judges in the bush
 BusTed: 
Fantusta: shrimpies!
 MarsIsDead: @lordzarano EXACTLY
 DiscordianTokkan: I unfortunately get the Seafood reference
 TemporallyAwry:    - Good Theme!
 FacelessManAboutTown: Did Nelson google "school picture day" for his background? 
 NewtyNewts: So, dish on the floor?
 RealGamerCow: I like Nellie's shirt
 princess_intell: @CodeIndigo i'm scared to ask, but what's the first?
 TheWriterAleph: @FacelessManAboutTown he did exactly!
 NewtyNewts: 3, 1, 2!
 philippekav: "insert Nelly first time joke here*
   LoadingReadyRun: code is YVYY
Thatwasademo: oh boy, quixort!
 CodeIndigo: @CodeIndigo I was on a DDR team 20 years ago
lady_olynder: "should"
animaniacdot: @MerrimanLyon genuinely one of the best things i've ever had. if i were ever to open a food truck (and also weren't white as hell)...
Bionull: That's a cursed code
goombalax: I love Beejbot's graspers
  mtvcdm: YVYY (pronounced "Eevee")
 ElementalAlchemist: oh, no
 princess_intell: the school photo background is so "dad" to me
 ElementalAlchemist: this is going to be "flags by color count" isn't it
Laserbeaks_Fury: Manual Override
 MerrimanLyon: @animaniacdot Gonna have to go get myself some coconut rice...
 flatluigi: https://jackbox.tv/yvyy
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 TheWriterAleph: vrooom!
 YeetTheRich_: oh boy
 matthaus_c: can't power horses club
 MurphEP: Horse
 Its_VeeBot: Can't Power Horses Club
 LarkSachrosis: A Nelly has appeared!
 fastlane250: is there's a horse, it's a trap
ThorSokar: "anything but the metric system" eh?
JadedCynic: er, actually....
 niccus: wait, the shuttle itself, or the rocket that propels the space shuttle up
 FacelessManAboutTown: Can you get into space in a horse drawn vehicle?
DigitalSeahorse: 
 philippekav: with or with the boosters ?
JadedCynic: @niccus yeah
 TemporallyAwry: If there isn't just "a horse" we riot.
 MurphEP: More horsepower than a rocket!
 princess_intell: wait wouldn't cori be the authority on this
 underhill33: pretty fuckin high
Fanklok: Using a web browser? Like a Neanderthal???
Creature_Comforts: I hope one of them is "an actual horse"
ThorSokar: EV is electric
 LarkSachrosis: @Creature_Comforts same
Creature_Comforts: YES
JadedCynic: YES
 niccus: about 4
 MegaDosX: The whole thing with racecars is they're all incredibly light
 TemporallyAwry: YES 
 LarkSachrosis:  
JadedCynic: Ian NO
  mtvcdm: one (1) horse
 TheAwkes: The Hummer EV has TooMuch™ power.
 SymphonicLolita: a horse is 15 horsepower
 MegaDosX: Or  at least as light as possible
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SquidVorb: Fun fact! The Hummer EV Battery ways as much as a HONDA FREAKING CIVIC
 flatluigi: who was that
mkaybuddy11: one per leg LOL
SaxPython: but what about Shrorse
 NewtyNewts: More than 1, yeah
 emberBecky: ahhh I accidentally put horse in the middle by double clicking the other
SquidVorb: weighs*
 BrowneePoints: It's based on the pulling power of a horse I think
 Its_VeeBot: That's a VERY rare occurrence to get the weird dude
 TheAwkes: Approx 750W.
JadedCynic: a horse is 3 hp
animaniacdot: @MerrimanLyon i don't have the recipe in front of me, but it's not far from "the coconut milk you didn't use for the main sauce, a bit of lime juice, and some ginger"
Laserbeaks_Fury: English Horse or Metric Horse?
 MurphEP: Does a centaur have more or less power?
 MurphEP: Is it averaged?
 GhostValv: to be fair this was before metric horses
 LarkSachrosis: A Metric horse, or a Standard horse?
 princess_intell: oh god it's still horrifying
 FacelessManAboutTown: I bet cori can't draw that
 gravity_pike: a horse can put out a *sustained* 1 horsepower when working a mill all day. it can burst much higher
 rasterscan: Booo
 flatluigi: booooo
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JadedCynic: concorde should be above the shuttle - because the shuttle ITSELF *glides*
 SkylerRingtail: Does "being on fire" improve horsepower?
 underhill33: def less
  mtvcdm: How much horse does a horsepower power if a horsepower could power horse
Laserbeaks_Fury: Tesla lose a lot of horsepower hitting kids
 BrowneePoints: "The term was adopted in the late 18th century by Scottish engineer James Watt to compare the output of steam engines with the power of draft horses."
 NewtyNewts: Donkeh!
 flatluigi: ian no
 princess_intell: if there's anyone i trust to know the horsepowers of vehicles, it would be ian horner
 raulghoulia: If Helen had the face that launched 1000 ships than 1 MiliHelen is the amount of beauty to launch 1 ship
 YeetTheRich_: there are two horsepowers inside you ...
DigitalSeahorse:  oh crap I left the cap off the rubbing alcohol, I don't know if there was more than half a bottle before dinner
 TheAwkes: Way oof on the Hummer
 Scy_Anide: Humans confirmed horses.
  mtvcdm: 14.9?!
 emberBecky: wat
mkaybuddy11: donkey less than human?? shook
 SnackPak_: take that, donkies
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 SymphonicLolita: yes
Fanklok: Yes hello mounties? I'd like to report a crime
Thatwasademo: NASCAR cars are more light than powerful
  mtvcdm: Someone drugtest that horse
EricTheOrange: were better than a donky, get Effed Donkeys
 airylan: yeah, 14.9. It's kinda strange. I don't know why.
 SymphonicLolita: that's the one horse fun fact I know!
 MegaDosX: Huh.
DoodlestheGreat: A Hummer has more than a NASCAR????
iarethel0ser: Horses: more powerful than horses.
 DarknessKingCoH: Donkeys have torque
thanzo: humans are great at running
 TemporallyAwry: This scale needs rectified
 princess_intell: nascar cars are built to do one thing
goombalax: maybe everyone's wrong, including the game and the horse
 niccus: maybe modern horses are stronger?
 YeetTheRich_: i want a cup of that horses piss
Thatwasademo: Yes, Horsepower is wrong.
 Mattmitchell45: Donkies are more nimble
 airylan: it's got to do ith power over time
 PhorrestGaze: depends on how you measure it.
mjiig: It turns out, we used to be pretty bad at measuring things
SaxPython: 100%
lady_olynder: the problem is horses have been getting stronger
 emberBecky: ok I think I don't know what horsepower is, it turns out
 princess_intell: go around one track very very fast
 LinearGif: Horses have variable horsepower, it depends on the horse!
 NewtyNewts: Pls no lyrics
 Darleysam: that's because 14.9 is the boiling point of a horse
animaniacdot: it DOES. one horsepower is SUSTAINED OVER A WORK DAY, not max burst
 Diabore: 0.o
 MegaDosX: What even
 matthaus_c: @Darleysam at which point it starts to turn to glue
 mwlsn: I think it also depends if it’s imperial or metric horsepower
 Its_VeeBot:  I forgot to bring my towel
 niccus: this is a deranged category
 Electrodyne: WATT??!? 
 SoaringDragon42: I live for my bathsheet
 DoctorHutch: it was based on ponys i think
SquidVorb: Towel sizes are formalized?
  mtvcdm: That's not a towel
 Darleysam: @matthaus_c exactly!
DigitalSeahorse: lol
  Juliamon: A mat is not a towel!
 MegaDosX: The devs were high AF when they came up with this option for this game
 MurphEP: Horsetowel
 lamina5432: I recently learned the diference between a dinner napkina and a lunch napkin is siz
 YeetTheRich_: glad i joined the other team
TheAinMAP: Or towelettes.
 matthaus_c: @Juliamon not with that attitude
 eshplode: I hope moist towelette is an option
 MegaDosX: Sounds like a challenge Paul
 YeetTheRich_: i have no idea what any of this means
JadedCynic: beach towel
EricTheOrange: theirs like 4 towels, dish towel, bath towel, beach towel.
 Jobot180: Bath mats vary widely
EricTheOrange: er 3
  mtvcdm: A towel is measured as 14.9 horses
 CodeIndigo: TP is going to come up, I'm sure
 princess_intell: always have a mom on your side for these questions
 SnackPak_: is a bath robe a towel?
 Mattmitchell45: @LoadingReadyRun  Big enough for Sean Connery James Bond
 Diabore: thats pretty small
 asthanius: Am I the only person who doesn't know what a bath sheet is?
 MegaDosX: Pretty sure God could just will themself dry
JadedCynic: about the same as a hand towel...
 flatluigi: @asthanius it's a sheet for your bath
mkaybuddy11: she's teeny
 EikoandMog: YES
 princess_intell: @SnackPak_ anything can be if you try hard and believe in yourself
a_guy_7: @asthanius No I'm confused too
 eshplode: Perfect
 asthanius: @flatluigi that answers nothing, thank you for your hard work
 Tiber727: But wouldn't a larger cloth be *better* at drying him?
 TheAwkes: They unfold pretty big.
 flatluigi: @asthanius i'm here to help
KeytarCat: I think it's a cat in a box
DigitalSeahorse: bath mat is goes on floor to keep the rug from getting too wet
Thatwasademo: "Between moist and golf"
 emberBecky: I feel like the size of these things all vary >.>
Bionull: Between moist and golf lies shangrila
 Mattmitchell45: https://i0.wp.com/bamfstyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/gf2terry-main1.jpg?resize=350%2C436&ssl=1
 Pteraspidomorphi: Is that hand towel right?
  mtvcdm: LRRBot help
  mtvcdm: !advice
  LRRbot: Try being super, super good at sports.
 Jobot180: washcloth? Does that count as a towel?
 asthanius: WHAT
 Izandai: um
JadedCynic: ???
 TheWriterAleph: WTF
 MegaDosX: A which
 Izandai: what
Thatwasademo: that's fake
 SnackPak_: fuck off
 MegaDosX: Game you made that one up
a_guy_7: A what?
Tantaburs: I think you'll find the hand towel is the size of 14.9 hands
  Juliamon: Beach towels my beloved
JadedCynic: BIIIIIG
 Mollylele: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Use your Meat Magic.
 CAKHost: Go to the blackhole! D:<
 djalternative: wait. people haven't heard of finger towels?
 princess_intell: it is
 niccus: https://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/store/s/fingertip-towels
 Twilight_Spark: I dunno.
Thatwasademo: beach towels are huge so you can sit on them
 princess_intell: @djalternative you have?!
 Geldaran: is there an official size for any of these?
 Twilight_Spark: I think it might be between.
 CAKHost: BEEG Towel
EricTheOrange: I mean if you unroll the whole roll of paper towels it's gonna be real big
JadedCynic: "Beach Towel' is the 'blanket' you spread out and sit on the beach
 princess_intell: @Twilight_Spark likely yes
 BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun Okay I found it out, in 1926 at the iowa state fair that the PEAK output of a draft horse under exertion is 14.9 horsepower, but average sustained work output by a draft horse was 1 horsepower(44k Joules/Min)
  mtvcdm: https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0285/3647/1684/files/towelsizeguide1_480x480.jpg?v=1576957583 A chart I found
 MurphEP: 
Thatwasademo: 4 streak is pretty good
 Twilight_Spark: Huh, y'all got some big beach towels.
 NewtyNewts: Yeesh
mkaybuddy11: never heard of a fingertip towel hello
 BrowneePoints: hence horses have a maximum output of 14.9 horsepower but the average output of a horse is 1 horsepower
Fantusta: The distinction between 15x26 and 16x28 or whatever was bussed up
 Pteraspidomorphi: Beach towels are ideally large, can never find proper ones around here
 asthanius: washclothes
 SymphonicLolita: wash clot...........
  BraveNewFaves: that explains a lot BrowneePoints
mkaybuddy11: YES
 Izandai: uh oh
 MegaDosX: Oh boy
 ArkhamArchivist: washclothes
 saucemaster5000: wait, I thought a marathon was.... set.....
Greendrag13: Oh BOY! I love math!
adambomb625: YES
 princess_intell: i'm going to die
 asthanius: E
 Twilight_Spark: I am a professional and I fear for this.
 BrowneePoints: I honestly wanted to know the Declination myself cuz I was intrigued
 SoaringDragon42: nope, I'm out
 NewtyNewts: Aw man
EricTheOrange: WHOOO MATH
Fantusta: i
 YeetTheRich_: pog
  mtvcdm: Cheater no cheating!
 asthanius: E is about 2
mkaybuddy11: LET'S GOOOO
 princess_intell: F
 SymphonicLolita: lol. lmao
Baseclef: But i don't want to do math!
 BrowneePoints: So thank you for inspiring me to do some reading!
 niccus: what do you *mean* there are wrong answers
Fantusta: e is the base of a natural logarith
 circusofkirkus: what is a trash math block>?
 LinearGif: E is a letter
 niccus: how do you have a trash answer to this category
 LarkSachrosis: F
 Pinwiz11: Math Gays unite!
 MegaDosX: It's gonna be one of these
  mtvcdm: How can numbers be fake
 Izandai: The lack of scale is gonna be such a pisser for this one.
mkaybuddy11: the nerds in chat are so happy rn
animaniacdot: @BrowneePoints am engineer in "worst units ever" land, can confirm you are correct
mkaybuddy11: Math gays unite!!! 
  Juliamon: Reminder chat, we WILL mute you if you actually do the math
 Diabore: what is gonna be trash in this?
 asthanius: how dare
 Izandai: oh christ
 TheWriterAleph: *evil chuckle*
 Its_VeeBot: They did the monster math
 Forgebold: This is miserable
 CAKHost: 2!
 BrowneePoints: @animaniacdot I'm also an american but Horsepower DID make sense for the time and what they were trying to accomplish with the thought experiment
  mtvcdm: I'm being asked to do math on a Monday, this is offensive
Fantusta: 2! = 2*1 = 2
DAC169: 14 * 12? 
 rasterscan: I'm a math teacher and this is still cruel
 Twilight_Spark: Not a number though?
Thatwasademo: this SHOULD be trash
Thatwasademo: it's not dimensionness
 Diabore: its not math, it just is?
 asthanius: WHAT
 LinearGif: But how many dollars is it?
 Izandai: what
 MegaDosX: Blue is not a number
 princess_intell: whyyyyyy am i being forced to think about numbers
 MomoNo9: aggggh late night math
 Its_VeeBot: green is not a creative number
 gibbousm: Isn't Blue Squared just Violet?
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 NoOne_OfConsequence: But a penny is .01, so a million pennies is 10,000.
 MurphEP: He did the math! 
 CAKHost: 12
 MegaDosX: How is that the lowest number we've had so far 
JadedCynic: 5kish was the last
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 stevestein: 52 weeks! That's one year!
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 princess_intell: it's one answer i know
JadedCynic: 48/2
micalovits: And now we get into bad notation problems!
 Pteraspidomorphi: Makes no difference
 HadesLeprechaun: stacked on top moves to the right
 niccus: x + y
 MomoNo9: ahhhhh
 MurphEP: Yikes
 shurtal: oh wow, ps5 twitch no longer does chat in app, it requires you to have a phone
 Izandai: oof
 SymphonicLolita: 
mkaybuddy11: PFTTT
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 TheWriterAleph: doohohoho
TristalMTG: hahaha
 rasterscan: Jesus Nelly
Creature_Comforts: 
SaxPython: 
 LarkSachrosis: Savage
TheAinMAP: Wow.
Laserbeaks_Fury: I fairly certain that 48/2((+3) is 2
Lokolos: Lol
nyoomgoom: woowww
 Darleysam: daaaaaaaaaaaaaang
Fantusta: waoowww
DAC169: 12 = 24 * 12? 
 RealGamerCow: 405
 MomoNo9: oh good one
 RealGamerCow: 404
nyoomgoom: shoutouts to therapy club
ThorSokar: THere's a CLUB for that?
 princess_intell: all of chat
Greendrag13: *screaming in math tutor*
 FacelessManAboutTown: Can't afford therapy club, the newest LRR show
 Its_VeeBot: Can't therapy horses club
 TheWriterAleph: sheee's my
Creature_Comforts: When's raspberry pi
 Pteraspidomorphi: Not even a single googol
 EikoandMog: CHERRY PI. APPLE STRUDEL
 zed_alpha: Cori got there before I could
 SnackPak_: ty Cori
Plasterboard: no, not so well
 MegaDosX: I suspect it was the latter
DigitalSeahorse: 
 LinearGif: 5 dog now 5
Laserbeaks_Fury: I mean Pi is a number, it could be cherry flavor
adambomb625: https://clips.twitch.tv/SquareEndearingOctopusResidentSleeper-Iu6uHx-beioTxXNs
 Pteraspidomorphi: Oooh, million pennies was a trick question
Thatwasademo: the audience interface in this one *sucks*
 MomoNo9: oh boy
 asthanius: I hate that
 Pteraspidomorphi: I only failed the million pennies
 BrowneePoints: cheeky cheeky
 Twilight_Spark: That's bullshit!
 EikoandMog: I trashed the pennies.
 ElementalAlchemist: ambiguous question
TristalMTG: a million pennies is one million, that's terrible math
 airylan: 48/2(9*3) is notational failure and should've been trashed.
 FacelessManAboutTown: The million pennies is too ambiguous
 Izandai: I dislike that million pennies question.
DAC169: on right 
JadedCynic: the pennies one is a lie
Boon_33: they cheat!
Thatwasademo: anyway, jackbox is wrong about "million pennies" because a million pennies isn't 10,000, it's $10,000
 MegaDosX: I am bad at weird maths under pressure >_>
 TheWriterAleph:  if i had a million pennies... 
brynnjackamusic: a penny is not a number
leebenningfield: that's unreasonable
Thatwasademo: and there is a HUGE difference
 HadesLeprechaun: 100000 x .01
 BrowneePoints: I guess cuz they were saying a penny is .01
  mtvcdm: And now celebrity marriages
 princess_intell: cori just got war flashbacks
 niccus: oh no
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 MegaDosX: Oh boy
 coachNelly: thanks chat we 
 SymphonicLolita: OH YEA
 EikoandMog: A very, very, very light unit
 MegaDosX: Good luck with this one
 asthanius: Alpha, Omega, that's it
 BaconL0rdes: I mean in math, a Penny is .01
 BaconL0rdes: So.
 Its_VeeBot: One Graham is enough
Greendrag13: million PERCENT would've worked, but they had to go with the coins...
DigitalSeahorse: hehe Alex is the box
mkaybuddy11: scream, it's more math
 BaconL0rdes: it makes sense, I don't have to like it.
 rasterscan: eff
 MegaDosX: Greek alphabet in order, yeah
 Twilight_Spark: Pi = p
Thatwasademo: is twelve inches greater or less than one pound
  Graham_LRR: Oh I wish I was on this one
vensers_lab_tech: Uh aktually, its pronounced "pee"
 mwlsn: Like a hellagram
JadedCynic: @Thatwasademo agreed - there was no implication of any desired unit of measure
 TheWriterAleph: finally, my high school Greek lessons pay off 
 flatluigi: christ
 BrowneePoints: I only remember the first 5
 asthanius: Key
 MomoNo9: oh I used to know these
 Izandai has the entire greek alphabet memorized in song
 asthanius: As in Keyblade
nyoomgoom: ah yes chi blade
nyoomgoom: :y
Thatwasademo: that's the power of the chiblade
Alex_Frostfire: Chi blade!
 MegaDosX: @Graham_LRR At least you can join us in the peanut gallery
 Scy_Anide: Good cheese though
micalovits: This is secretly also a match question
 randombillfolds: My lunchtimes spent with the nerds studying ancient greek with the latin teacher are paying off!
 Its_VeeBot: Lambda is equal to one Half-Life
Alex_Frostfire: Are we sure this isn't math class?
 saucemaster5000: Please let one be Ligma....
 Mazrae: chi tea
 MomoNo9: no over by pi
 zed_alpha: oh god, what would a pi male be?
  mtvcdm: I hope feta shows up
 MegaDosX: Hmmmm. I wonder.
 FacelessManAboutTown: Last
 matthaus_c: I'm a Ligma Male
JadedCynic: omega is LAST
 FacelessManAboutTown: No it's last
 Izandai: JORDYNNE
 philippekav: yeah last
 MegaDosX: Jordynne.
mkaybuddy11: i Knew you were gonna make that joke LOL
 MomoNo9: riiiight
 TheWriterAleph: ahhhh wokka wokka
JadedCynic: No Paul
 Its_VeeBot: Wokka Wokka
 BrowneePoints: My least fave FFX character
 BusTed: 
 SoaringDragon42: lol paul
 RealGamerCow: flokka
Thatwasademo: wokka wokka
mkaybuddy11: jordynne I'm dead
 zed_alpha: @matthaus_c y'know what? I'm happy for you.
 princess_intell: heyoo
ThorSokar: Kilo -> mega -> giga -> tera -> peta -> exa -> zetta -> yotta <--- (for anyone wondering)
 0x6772: This is going surprisingly well, but there are some worrisome gaps.
 gibbousm: I'm kind of surprised Alex doesn't know the Greek Alphabet, it seems up there with the NATO Phonetic Alpha bet as random knowledge they'd know
nyperold: That's the Fozzie letter.
JadedCynic: "I am the Alpha (start) and the Omega (end)"
 tidehollowcat: Jordynne you really got me
 Twilight_Spark: Before lambda I think?
 BrowneePoints: 4th I thought
Thatwasademo: I like epsilon
Tantaburs: ah yes Wokka Wokka Lamda my favourite frat
 Its_VeeBot: "It's got a volume for the letter Epsilon, Mike!"
 Diabore: im just listening to cori
 FacelessManAboutTown: You had a moonbase named after epsiolon 
 MomoNo9: left of l
 MegaDosX: Hmmmmm. I wonder.
 MurphEP: lol Ian
 EikoandMog: He's not wrong.
 MegaDosX: Also from memory there was an Epsilon variant of COVID
 LinearGif: It's all Latin to me
 0x6772: Yeah, that lambda placement's gonna burn ya.
 Its_VeeBot: "It's got a mailing address for Macchu Picchu"
JadedCynic: @gibbousm there's a LOT of divergence between the Greek Alphabet and NATO Phonetic
 zed_alpha: delta's the third, I think?
 djalternative: what about aleph null?
 MerrimanLyon: @Its_VeeBot It's got a photo of Machu Pichu! Under construction!
 MurphEP: Ballin
  mtvcdm: Just do it
SaxPython: Kobe 
 SymphonicLolita: s w o o s h
 princess_intell: what moonbase are we on now?
Thatwasademo: aleph is a hebrew letter not a greek one
 MegaDosX: Further left
EricTheOrange: so is this Moon base lambda
 Its_VeeBot: Trash is blocked 
 Izandai: oops
 MurphEP: 
 MegaDosX: Whoops!
 YeetTheRich_: oof
DigitalSeahorse: 
 0x6772: So, "... delta, epsilon, ..."
mjiig: djalternative wrong alphabet
 TheWriterAleph: wow, game 
 randombillfolds: "Nightly Build"
 Twilight_Spark: That's an interesting mehcniac.
Plasterboard: The Nike symbol (swoosh) 
 RealGamerCow: I *think* epsilon was before lambda
micalovits: You can  block the trash? o:
a_guy_7: Swoosh lol
 LarkSachrosis: That's horseshit
 HadesLeprechaun: kathleen suggesting moving over alpha was a mistake!
 Twilight_Spark: Before.
 NoOne_OfConsequence: Both trashes are blocked now.\
 Izandai: ALEX
Fantusta: both sides were blocked so there's nothing she could've done
 YeetTheRich_: welp it's a letter now, better tell the greek
 Izandai: 
JadedCynic: same with Omega...you are busted now
 MomoNo9: leeeffft
 fastlane250: You can obstruct the trash?! 
 MegaDosX: Chat also probably shouldn't help I'd imagine >_>
 philippekav: and by the omega lol
 dumbo3k: blocked by the Alpha and the Omega
 asthanius: sigma balls
 MomoNo9: nooooo
 0x6772: yeeesh
SnowBunSarah: I am the Swoosh, I am the Omega
 flatluigi: oh yeah, omega's also blocked
 MurphEP: Nice
 MegaDosX: Ian.
 BrowneePoints: I only remember Alpha Beta Gamma Delta Epsilon
 Its_VeeBot: Thanks Ian
 BigDaddyBland87: IAN
epsilon_vee: rolling into chat like <_<
 princess_intell: ian
 TheWriterAleph: sigmas before theta, bra
DekiSystem: ian
DigitalSeahorse: 
 MomoNo9: noooo
 YeetTheRich_: got there
 RealGamerCow: this is close
DAC169: Ian, no
 TimIAm: Having Ian and Cori on together is delightful
 MegaDosX: @epsilon_vee We were just talking about you!
smthng_dffrnt: Need a clean take of "Sigma balls" from ian for a ring tone
 Darleysam: so sad ancient greece was wiped out by sigma 
nyperold: I got the middle three mixed up.
 ElementalAlchemist: 
Thatwasademo: I don't think it's supposed to be able to block the trash, did you try pressing left *more*?
 ElementalAlchemist: I got a Quixort on this?!
 MegaDosX: Top two and bottom two
 MegaDosX: Could be worse
 teddywhosabear: oh nooo
 MurphEP: Very solid
 ArmadilloAL: Moonbase Swoosh must have been Billzmom's basement.
 ElementalAlchemist: I guess on like two
 Izandai: Coulda done worse.
 Earthenone: you got both the alpha and the omega
mkaybuddy11: JORDYNNE
 MomoNo9: my husband and I are frat brothers.  This was tough not to yell at lol
 ElektroTal: alpha beta gamma delta epsilon something
 LinearGif: Swoosh
 lackingsanity: the middle is hard, it turns out
 BrowneePoints: @ElektroTal Zeta Eta Theta (the triplets)
 0x6772: @ElektroTal zeta, eta, theta, iota, kappa, lambda, mu, nu, xi...
SquidVorb: DO IT
 NewtyNewts: I recognize that Beej!
 SymphonicLolita: nice
 BaconL0rdes: OH
 Pteraspidomorphi: Hmmm
a_guy_7: Ooooh
 princess_intell: i win!
DigitalSeahorse: 4 shadowed
Laserbeaks_Fury: ANTZ
 zed_alpha: Alpha, butter, gamer, deleted, epsilon, something, zeta, eta, theta, ice cream, kappa, lambchops, money, xi...
DAC169:  Pixar Movies! 
 Diabore: newer imo
 princess_intell: antz isn't pixar
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: is nelson seitting in front of every highschool yearbook background or am I seeing things
Thatwasademo: why would anyone remember release dates of movies
EricTheOrange: like their 4th movie or something
 princess_intell: finding nemo is about 20 years old
 MegaDosX: Now if they give them a Dreamworks movie
 TheWriterAleph: @princess_intell hush you 
SaxPython: 
SquidVorb: Planes was ok
 RealGamerCow: Ker Chow
 YeetTheRich_: first trucks movie was so much better
 matthaus_c: Lightning McQueen's truck nuts
 princess_intell: soul is the newest one
DAC169: Soul was... 2020?
 fastlane250: They were gonna make a "Trains" 
mkaybuddy11: ker chow
 Diabore: before nemo?
 princess_intell: yes
 ElektroTal: no, the D&D one was newer than soul
 zed_alpha: It was the one just before Nemo
 emberBecky: I think after but not sure
 Earthenone: !updog
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 9:44:17. 
TheAinMAP: Mike was in the credits of Nemo.
 NoOne_OfConsequence: Seeing Red is Pixar, right?
 HadesLeprechaun: wonder if they'll put a Disney movie in here that -wasnt- pixar made
 HorusFive: Kathleen watching closely with poker face
 zed_alpha: Before Inside Out. I used to work at Disney, I have the timeline friggin' memorized
 Its_VeeBot: Up, going down
 princess_intell: i wasn't even born when toy story came out
 zed_alpha: trash
 baskwalla: They perfected being small mail men
 MegaDosX: That's bait
teejayrivers: monsters dot gov
 EikoandMog: I'd watch Monsters.org
  mtvcdm: http://monsters.org/
 HorusFive: Now Monster (dot) Com would be way earlier
 Izandai: @HadesLeprechaun Oh that would be evil.
 princess_intell: yep
adambomb625: Monster's Inc now WFH
 heartofgoldfish: Monsters.gov after they nationalize the power company
 BrowneePoints: Strange New World but it was released AFTER this game
 ElektroTal: all the way old
 MomoNo9: leave room for trash
 emberBecky: earliest
 zed_alpha: Bug's life is ALL THE WAY at the beginning on this scale
 zed_alpha: Between Nemo and Up
 asthanius: From when they perfected pasta tech
greenkingwashere: 
EricTheOrange: I wanna say bugs life is their second movie I think
 princess_intell: what a great movie
 MegaDosX: That's a lie
teejayrivers: I still haven't seen the first 5 
 MurphEP: Big Hero 6.2
 Pteraspidomorphi: I wish
 jessieimproved: sadly, no sequel yet
 zed_alpha: @EricTheOrange yeah it was toy story, then bug's life, I believe
 ElektroTal: les incroyables
 princess_intell: it's disney animation anyway, not pixar
 call_me_Aras: Big Hero 6 was Disney
 dougma: Baymax has a new tv show
 djalternative: we did get more Baymax
 call_me_Aras: Already out.  Then also Baymax show
 BrowneePoints: there was a sequel series
 heartofgoldfish: Yeah, some chuds got mad about period products
 blip2004: Up is newer than you think
 djalternative: there's a Big Hero 6 show that's already out and also a Baymax solo series
 FacelessManAboutTown: Incredibles is in between
 zed_alpha: Post-nemo, pre-Cars
 zed_alpha: Pre-Ratatouille
miles_ivy: i think its older
 princess_intell: yes
Thatwasademo: that was exactly what you got wrong last time
 laikagoat:  
 MurphEP: 
 MegaDosX: OH WOW
 SymphonicLolita: 
Thatwasademo: you put incredibles after
 Izandai: Perfection.
 Mattmitchell45: First time Nelly?
 BrowneePoints: they should've thrown in some sequels to mess yall up
 Its_VeeBot:    
teejayrivers: "I'm very proud of some of you" -Kathleen
DigitalSeahorse:   
 emberBecky: wooo
 MegaDosX: Perfection
 MurphEP: 
 Snowcookies: nice
 They_Are_Alyx: 
 Veraphage: 
  Serifina: Perfect score, sweet
 HorusFive: Kathleen expects better of you BEEJ!
 lochnessseammonster: 
 RealGamerCow: QUIXORT!
DigitalSeahorse:   
 MomoNo9: oooh pretty
 flatluigi: why is the bot doing a spokesman voice
 TimIAm: I think I had Nelly's background on gradeschool picture day
 RealGamerCow: same Paul
TheAinMAP: 
EricTheOrange: I'm surprized they didn't put any of the 4 toy story movies
  mtvcdm: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: pain
nyperold: The test is past!
Alex_Frostfire: Oh no.
 TheWriterAleph: oh wow
 Diabore: ok ok ok
 rasterscan: Checkpoint Squad!
 Snowcookies: oh
 SymphonicLolita: hm. okok
  mtvcdm: Equally doable.
 MurphEP: Every release of Skyrim
EricTheOrange: OH SHIZ IT'S MY ROUND
 rasterscan: Assemble!
 Izandai: Y'all can probably do this one.
 Diabore: 2017
SaxPython: new LRR podcast? Pixar rewatch?
 MomoNo9: ohhhh
 Pteraspidomorphi: new-ish
smthng_dffrnt: tes III first
 NewtyNewts: Let's try it!
 princess_intell: one just for kathleen for king gizz albums in order
EricTheOrange: like 5 years ago
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: Dozniay ploos
smthng_dffrnt: wait no e.t. first
 BrowneePoints: (that was 2017 btw)
 asthanius: Minceraft
 Izandai: Very old.
 YeetTheRich_: @BrowneePoints don't say that
 HadesLeprechaun: minecraft, or minecraft 1.0?
 princess_intell: @BrowneePoints six years ago? wow
 Diabore: in the bin
 Izandai: That's not nearly enough space.
 niccus: which release date are they using for minecraft?
  mtvcdm: They would
 HorusFive: Would that be pronounced Pedantometer?
 emberBecky: oh god what if it is
 MurphEP: The deep lore of Crush
 kdefinition: Put it in the trash just on principle
EricTheOrange: momansky
 ElektroTal: after
 heartofgoldfish: I would absolutely love candy crush mmo, like an updated puzzle pirates
Thatwasademo: You're thinking of Puzzle Pirates.
 heartofgoldfish: God damn do I miss puzzle pirates
 philippekav: even if it was real it would be trash
lady_olynder: is an open world game a sandwich?
 ElektroTal: minecraft is way older than yall give it credit
 Izandai: ^
EricTheOrange: like 2 years ago
 Diabore: just as in 2021
 YeetTheRich_: spider man is far right, got it
 Mollylele: this room code is amazing
 TheAwkes: Organize the 9 FarCry games from FarCry to FarCry 6.
 BrowneePoints: yea it's a second story bit for Spider-Man
 Izandai: @YeetTheRich_ 
 MomoNo9: leave room for trash
 MurphEP: We wish
 BaconL0rdes: Oh that's funny.
 Pteraspidomorphi: 
EricTheOrange: well it's a DLC
 Geldaran: @ElektroTal the question is what are they counting as it's "release date"
 laikagoat: @YeetTheRich_ he does help the nypd of all things
SquidVorb: 2013
 Geldaran: but yes... been around awhile.
 zed_alpha: years before
 Izandai: Minecraft 1.0 was still like 2011 or something.
 ElektroTal: farthest right
 call_me_Aras: Before Fallut 4
 blip2004: five is very old
 djalternative: Minecraft is either 2009 or 2011 depending how you count iirc
 ElektroTal: left i mean
 SmithKurosaki: Yea
 DiamondMX: I'm sure it's older than NMS
 TheManaLeek: Yeah GTA 5 is near a decade I think
SquidVorb: GTAV Launched on the PS3
Alex_Frostfire: (Hi Kojima)
 tehfewl: trash
Thatwasademo: welp, that's just after
 BrowneePoints: miles launched with ps5 yea
 Darleysam: doesn't help that many of these have had rereleases
 DiamondMX: Newest?
 Izandai: 
 call_me_Aras: Elden ring 20222
teejayrivers: WAAAY to the right 
EricTheOrange: 1 year ago
 Pteraspidomorphi: Newer
 RealGamerCow: no gta 5 is like 10 years old
 DiamondMX: Never heard of it.
 MurphEP: I hope it's real
  mtvcdm: Subway Surfers is a mobile game
 HorusFive: Please let this be a real gamer
 asthanius: It's mobile
 lackingsanity: I accidentally trashed elden ring trying to drag it to the end
teejayrivers: It hasn't even been a full year since Elden Ring came out
 djalternative: Subway Surfers is real and it's another mobile game
 asthanius: It's an endless runner
 laikagoat: isnt that just battletoads?
  mtvcdm: https://is5-ssl.mzstatic.com/image/thumb/PurpleSource126/v4/f1/86/16/f18616d8-0154-c070-56e5-25157827f743/13c04907-49df-4d24-b44c-640945cba492_03_ipadPro129_inch_2048x2732.jpg/643x0w.jpg Endless runner
LeeshaJoy: elden ring is last year
 coachNelly: ty will check it out
 kumatsu: I can't believe this list didn't include Skyrim
 coachNelly: oh it's the game they play on the reddit story tiktoks
 heartofgoldfish: Minecraft was the first open world game, confirmed
 Izandai: Skyrim is probably in the larger pool this category pulls from.
 NewtyNewts: I've messed this up for sure
Thatwasademo: minecraft is before GTAV
 MegaDosX: Easily pre GTA
 randombillfolds: @kumatsu Can you imagine a list with just Skyrim releases/ports?
Spolin: no, gta is older
 EikoandMog: I was in HIGH SCHOOL when that came out.
 Manae: Is it saying 1.0 minecraft?
EricTheOrange: well pre GTA 5
 TheAwkes: @kumatsu Skyrim fits at all points along the timeline.
 Diabore: newest
 heartofgoldfish: Minecraft: inventor of the open world genre????
 Graham_LRR: Elden Ring is open world
Thatwasademo: probably 1.0
 saucemaster5000: Heck, I'm trying to remember if minecraft was after GTA 4
  Juliamon: kumatsu Elden Ring is basically the same thing 
 MurphEP: Block the trash!
 niccus: i think all of the other games are newer than all the reasonable dates for minecraft
 HadesLeprechaun: directly on top gets pushed to the right, so you didnt have to block trash
 ElementalAlchemist: this was kinda hard apparently
 MegaDosX: Skyrim exists at all points in the timeline
 MurphEP: 
 TheWriterAleph: NICE 
 DiamondMX: Nice!
 BrowneePoints: Told yea. BotW 6 years ago
 Izandai: I dunno why people are so caught up on Minecraft's release date. 1.0 was 2011. It's very old.
 MegaDosX: Holy shit the double perfect
TheAinMAP: 
SaxPython: 
sugarsh0t: nerds
 SnackPak_:   
 Its_VeeBot:   
 BrowneePoints: feel old yet?
 SymphonicLolita: 
 KWardJenx: Nailed it!!
 emberBecky: yayyy
mkaybuddy11: LETS goooooooo
 Snowcookies: nice
 Rourke9: nice job!!
 djalternative: 2011 okay, they counted it as 1.0 then
 Treble252: No Man's Sky came out in 2016? How old am I? What year is it?
 public_key_reveal_party: is someone gaming in here?
 Diabore: this is close
micalovits: "Skyrim VR" Would have been rude
 NewtyNewts: Only 9k for me, not too bad but GGs all!
 ElementalAlchemist: woo!
 They_Are_Alyx: 
nyperold: I got Sea of Thieves and Fallout 4 swapped. Oh well.
 kalira77: that score was so close
 EikoandMog: Yeah, Audience Ew!
 laikagoat: chat ew wins
LeeshaJoy: Okay, but when did the GOOD version of No Man's Sky come out?
Alex_Frostfire: No Man's Sky also had an infamously shaky initial release, though.
 Pteraspidomorphi: Congrats, fellow Audience Ews
 DiamondMX: Okay, that might be an effective sort, but I think it's still O(N^2) or worse.
Thatwasademo: by 2k
 lackingsanity: the audience of team ew got 28k
JadedCynic: so there WAS no round 4 
 MegaDosX: That got very close
 MomoNo9: woo!
 TemporallyAwry: So close to round 4 
 BrowneePoints: Chat Won!
DigitalSeahorse: 
 LordZarano: https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/LineupGame/e10db048f1abe0cb9a1287a41e44bc03/
 heartofgoldfish: An EXACT tie except by 2000 points
 Izandai: Round 4 must just be for a tiebreaker.
 heartofgoldfish: Like how I'm an identical twin except for 2 years
SnowBunSarah: Only half of chat, anyway
 Pharmacistjudge: it's insertion sort the game
Thatwasademo: the quixort credits theme is pretty good btw
 Larkonus: Both teams getting a perfect round felt VERY satisfying.
 DiamondMX: @LeeshaJoy 2025?
Violet__Violence: hell yeah
 Diabore: ooh split
 EikoandMog: Yessss
 asthanius: This is Nelson's first time, right?
 BrowneePoints: Have you ever played it Nelson?
 CodeIndigo: YAAAAAAY
 BigDaddyBland87: It's his first time
 BaconL0rdes: Oh yay, it's going to be his first time.
 saucemaster5000: I kinda wish quiksort was just a board game. I'd play it
 BrowneePoints: dangit 2nd time I've made the joke simultaneously
 YeetTheRich_: got there
 NewtyNewts: Ooh, nelson gets to play it for the first time!
 Pteraspidomorphi: 
WriterRaven: How can Nelson be fond of Split the Room if it's his first time playing?
 MurphEP: Crazy
 Mattmitchell45: @LeeshaJoy 2018 and continued since then
 Izandai: @LeeshaJoy A year or two ago, by my understanding.
 heartofgoldfish: @saucemaster5000 Dexterity board game, like jenga with trivia
 TimIAm: Nelson's first day at LRR, nice of them to have him on CTS
micalovits: Its always Nelsons first jackbox stream
LeeshaJoy: @LeeshaJoy okay, let me rephrase that. When did No Man's Sky become not shit?
 Earthenone: @saucemaster5000 https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/128664/timeline
vensers_lab_tech: I think Nelson would be a good Mr. Cellophane, I think
 djalternative: did yall see them announce the 10th pack?
 YeetTheRich_: we're way ahead of you in terms of recycled memes, nelson
 korvys: Nelson, you should check out Mario Party 
 Molladia: Welcome to LRR Nelson, glad you could join us.
 DarknessKingCoH: Without googling what came first Minecraft or Skyrim?
 fastlane250: I bet you they probably have that
 Pteraspidomorphi: LeeshaJoy: Gradually over time, I'm told
EricTheOrange: well the first one was you don't know jack
 MegaDosX: That might be a bit self serving on Jackbox's part, but it could be interesting
 Mattmitchell45: Minecraft Beta certainly
 saucemaster5000: @Earthenone That's why I want it! Timeline but with different sorting categories? I"m in!
 Its_VeeBot: One of the Trash blocks is "Murder Trivia Party"
JadedCynic: so where does the "Jackbox Starter Pack" fit in?
smthng_dffrnt: @DarknessKingCoH da 'rim
  Serifina: @LeeshaJoy A while ago. They've done a truly remarkable amount of work on that game.
 MegaDosX: Oh you mean actual party games not Jackbox games, got it
nyperold: Maybe things that didn't make it past the concept stage?
 public_key_reveal_party: @WriterRaven Idk if you're serious, but it's a running gag that nelson has never played this game despite having done so a bunch on stream
 YeetTheRich_: ouija is a party game
EricTheOrange: sup mayonase
 FacelessManAboutTown: Oh no, the cat's hot
   LoadingReadyRun: code is CQHQ
 laikagoat: how bad will our choices be
 SymphonicLolita: meow.
 TheWriterAleph: close quarters head quarters
WriterRaven: @WriterRaven Yup, I know. =P
 MegaDosX: Remember chat, the goal isn't to be funny, it's to cause division
LeeshaJoy: Oh good, time to get my Panalyst fix
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Caffine1138: what sense of embarrassment?
 flatluigi: `
 Its_VeeBot: There's a Jack Attack in YDKJ Full Stream that basically asks "which of these games appear in a Jackbox Party Pack"
 Diabore: 1
 SymphonicLolita: hmm
 TimIAm: If you like birds and gundams, follow ihorner
 SpaceBattery: 3
 YeetTheRich_: 1
Angreed66: 3
 saucemaster5000: maybe 2?
 djalternative: 1
 BigDaddyBland87: 1
 airylan: 1
LeeshaJoy: 1
 SoaringDragon42: 1
smthng_dffrnt: 1
  mtvcdm: 3 seems like the only thing that might actually split.
adambomb625: 1
 Diabore: 1 gets the cops called on you
JadedCynic: 3
EricTheOrange: whats the name of the guy this is an impression of.  I know he hosted the twilight zone
 EikoandMog: 3
 philippekav: miaow
 DEATHlikescats: Thanks Paul!
JadedCynic: 1 is too obvious
 saucemaster5000: Yeah, 1 is not gonna split
LeeshaJoy: @EricTheOrange Rod Serling
nyperold: 3 is the most darkly humorous, certainly.
DaxStrife: Is there a count somewhere of the # of times Ian has said something exists and Alex reacts with "What?!"
micalovits: Just picked 3 cause it was funny, didn't think further
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 matthaus_c: our prompts are always so bad we might as well just be funny
 MegaDosX: I feel like 1 will split if people pay attention to the prompt
Laserbeaks_Fury: Anyone who says to take away the toy is a MONSTER
  mtvcdm: 1 is funny but 1 isn't going to split the room.
a_guy_7: 3 seems like the best?
 Diabore: i think 1 will split
DigitalSeahorse:  be careful of the one game that requires all the players to not drop out or have computer issues cause it will soft lock the game
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 hivefleetdarknell: oh hey a full year.
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 dumbo3k: I don't want to be arrested, so 1 is a no go
 Izandai: WHY
 lamina5432: I like 1 but i dont think itll split
 SnackPak_: 
 YeetTheRich_: mmhm chunky
 TheWriterAleph: typewriter 
Alex_Frostfire: That sounds like a typewriter.
aezin: i thought it was popcorn
 Arclight_Dynamo: God, that's teletype as fuck.
lady_olynder: Ian why
WriterRaven: Mmm, typewriter noises.
 BrowneePoints: Ian is Dilt Bifferent
 princess_intell: that thing weighs NINE POUNDS
 MegaDosX: Ian why do you have a typewriter hooked up as your keyboard
BadRoxie: Good click clack
 Its_VeeBot: I'll stick with my Blues
Caffine1138: The actual question is "Why Not?"
 CodeIndigo: chunkachunk
SaxPython: Resident Evil save typewriter
  Serifina: That is incredibly loud
  Serifina: and I thought my mechanical keyboard was bad
 YeetTheRich_: everything for the dog
JadedCynic: 
 rasterscan: Got some good laughs here
EricTheOrange: wooooooow
 BigDaddyBland87: Starting off with us I guess
 NewtyNewts: Is plugin working now?
 djalternative: cowards, all of you
 Diabore: @Serifina but it sounds so good
  mtvcdm: Best split I think we were gonna get.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Doesn't matter, you always make doggo happy
 SymphonicLolita: good enough 
 MegaDosX: A split's a split
   LoadingReadyRun: @NewtyNewts should be yes
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 BrowneePoints: That's worth so much food!
Caffine1138: Yes
 fastlane250: yeah sure
 Diabore: how much do i like this cousin?
 iris_of_ether: Yes
 BigDaddyBland87: nope
 APartofManny: yep
  Serifina: Yes immediately
 BrowneePoints: Slam yes
 Mediocre_Man5: how much do I like this cousin?
 BaconL0rdes: They'll understand.
nyoomgoom: i'd be distraught enough to learn how to replace the squeakerbox with a normal one
 YeetTheRich_: my cousin will understand
 VorlonScout: windmill slam yes
 jessieimproved: Give up my seat, give up my bowels
  Serifina: I'm not that close to my cousins
LeeshaJoy: absolutely not
 Pteraspidomorphi: Taco bell destroys my digestion
DigitalSeahorse: 
EricTheOrange: totes give it up, I hate social gatherings
adambomb625: I don't like Taco Bell
  mtvcdm: I don't eat Taco Bell so
Angreed66: wedding ditch excuse
 Tangsm: Is it transferrable?
 CouldntPickAUsername: which cousin?
JadedCynic: how close am I to the cousin?
 SkylerRingtail: I value my bowels
 BrowneePoints: I get to skip a wedding AND I get free food for life
 niccus: i'm not sure i will spend $500 on taco bell for the rest of my life
DoodlestheGreat: I hate Taco Bell.
 jedi_master_zll: Easy yesy
 MegaDosX: Absolutely not, there's no Taco Bell in Australia so I'd never be able to cash in
 VeryBadLifeChoices: no taco bell in my country :C
Laserbeaks_Fury: You give up your seat and take your cousin to Taco Bell
 KWardJenx: Is that even a debate?
vensers_lab_tech: That will kill you before paying for a single ticket
 floofynewf: Yes. The only cousins I like are already married.
lady_olynder: lol i dont even know my cousins
animaniacdot: nelly, the english language does not have a concept of "the stack", sentence diagrams be damned
  Serifina: Now if that was my sister's wedding...
 HadesLeprechaun: taco bell isnt like, amazing, but free food is free food
CanvasWolfDoll: jokes on you, i don't care about any of my cousins!
 VorlonScout: @BrowneePoints This is the correct attitude
 SnowbirdMike: Just a cousin... Taco bell forever
pyrefyre: gotta treat em to taco bell to make up for it
goombalax: if its american taco bell I'm in
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Free Taco Bell is still overpriced.
 AnderKryst: I like my toilet
Laserbeaks_Fury: You can only rent Taco Bell
epsilon_vee: the absolutely definitely never violated before travellers' bill of rights
hackingducks: yes and also yes
SaxPython: #WhichCousin?
 Arclight_Dynamo: Can I give the food away? Can I solve hunger and bankrupt PepsiCo?
Violet__Violence: daaaaaaang
Violet__Violence: nice split
  Juliamon: Very good split
  mtvcdm: Jordynne with max split.
JadedCynic: I mean there's no Taco Bell in my enetire province, but I'd still go for it
lucky_gal: you can ship taco bell, but should you?
 BrowneePoints: Like, I can't stress how much money that is
 saucemaster5000: @Laserbeaks_Fury A truer thing has never been said
 SmithKurosaki: Didnt know Jordynne was a local. Neat
DigitalSeahorse:  tacos
EricTheOrange: no
 Its_VeeBot: Historical Hot Ones
 Diabore: i love wings, so yes
 laundreydhull:  doing *Taco Time* dirty over here 
Caffine1138: yes
 Pharmacistjudge: historical hot ones?
 asthanius: It's...okay
 Arclight_Dynamo: I mean, I like wings.
 BrowneePoints: This is just Hot Ones
 jedi_master_zll: Another easy yes.
nyoomgoom: not worth it, not because of the spicy, but because it's wings
iarethel0ser: Slam yes, wings are great!
 gravity_pike: is there supposed to be background music here?
  mtvcdm: You know what, sure
Lokolos: Taco Bell is... fine
JadedCynic: Paul? The nearest Taco Bell to newfoundland is HALIFAX
Angreed66: It's still food
Laserbeaks_Fury: Wait, you get to have dinner with a famous person *and* you get wings?
Violet__Violence: why not
Tempest2097: Fuck yeah free wings AND discussing with historical figures
 Pharmacistjudge: well reverse hot ones
 laikagoat: i have a taco bell a block away from me and i haven't been ever
 stevestein: Is this supposed to be a controversial question?
 WalkingProfanity: Hot oness interview
 zed_alpha: It's *fine.* It's okay, as long as you temper your expectations. Enough cheap, shitty tacos become good tacos. like Cici's Pizza.
aClonedPickle: if you ever get one you're gonna be so disappointed
Violet__Violence: i can deal with that
 ShaneLeeAtk: It tastes just like Taco Bell
 eshplode: Geez, I thought having to go to the mall for Taco Bell was a lot of work
 ElektroTal: taco bell is the most 'i am desperate and it is a dollar and also vegetarian' meal there is
ghyllnox: It is for vegetarians
 princess_intell: why does Victoria not have a taco bell?
Caffine1138: lunch would take HOURS
 CodeIndigo: Buffalo didn't have Taco Bell for the longest time because we had MIGHTY TACO
 DarknessKingCoH: I have to drive 30+ miles to my closest one.
 saucemaster5000: Does Canada even have decent mexican food? (Asks the Californian)
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah Taco Bell is Yum!
Thatwasademo: I'd do it for someone from the future, but not someone from the past
 Mediocre_Man5: Taco Bell's top selling point is that it's cheap
LeeshaJoy: Okay, but who would you have lunch with?
 DiamondMX: lol, is the historical person hosting Hot Ones? I'd love to see, like, Einstein doing the extra dab of sauce.
 MomoNo9: taco bell is awful
micalovits: All american fast food is mythological as a european
redyounglink: I got food poisoning the last time I went.
 fastlane250: but your country has timbits and my state does not anymore
 jessieimproved: topical reference
EricTheOrange: I mean Tacobell is trash Fastfood.  so If you like stuyff like Burgerking you'll probably like tacobell
Plasterboard: It (Taco Bell) isn't very good
Fanklok: That's very nice Jordynne, but if rather have food
 YeetTheRich_: great question
JadedCynic: Beej, no Yum brands isn't owned by Pepsico anymore
 niccus: only if you can eat $400,000,000 of tacos
 public_key_reveal_party: Like, listen, taco bell is top tier fast food, but I mean, it's still pretty awful
 Mattmitchell45: Jane Austen, get on Hot Ones
 laundreydhull: oh, the breakfast crunchwraps are the lit
nyperold: An entire heaping plate would be too much.
 HorusFive: I believe they learned that lesson already
 gravity_pike: non-transferable, sorry
 VorlonScout: For me, no. I'd just be awkward around whoever I picked, *and* self conscious about eating the wings in front of them
 brainbosh: It
vensers_lab_tech: They no longer can give you the nuclear sub anyway
 CururuGuasu: Taco Bell!  Taco Bell!  Product placement with Taco Bell!
Laserbeaks_Fury: What about the Combination KFC/Taco Bell?
 djalternative: they scrapped all of their military vehicles
  Serifina: rip cori
  mtvcdm: Pepsi did go to court with that
 TheWriterAleph: "battle"
 SnackPak_: 
 BrowneePoints: Taco Bell is not trash, or awful It's perfectly adequate
 Davlenagain: a lifetime of taco bell means enough toliet visits
  Juliamon: I just want infinite Baja Blast
 brainbosh: It's Pepsi, get a battleship
 MegaDosX: F
 laundreydhull: gosh
 TimIAm: Shooting down balloons with my pepsi points
 Pteraspidomorphi: Sorry cori I love spicy wings
a_guy_7: sori cori
 YeetTheRich_: if you have a harrier jet you can probably get any fast food you want for free
 Tiber727: Unless it's midnight, Taco Bell is irrelevant. Good Mexican food is cheap anyway.
Cry0Dex: was gonna say, i remember a taco bell in Nanimo at one point in time
 damn_i_am_pretty: All these people shitting on taco bell like they won't say yes to a soft taco at 1AM
 Mai_Andra: Those free fast food "for life" deals are typically limited to once a month or something.
 Izandai: OH GOD
  Serifina: LAUNCH
 Mattmitchell45: I want whatever Plane they spoiled on the WarThunder forums
 SnowbirdMike: Those balloons had no chance Ian
 Arclight_Dynamo: What does 96 degrees mean?
epsilon_vee: instead of the harrier can i get some kind of balloon with solar panels
Caffine1138: LAUNCH
 asthanius: I mean...
 laundreydhull: this excerpt was a movie once
hackingducks: three times now >_>
 MegaDosX: I don't know enough to answer properly
adambomb625: what?
EricTheOrange: I mean I'd rather terry pratchett personally
 Izandai: IAN
 DiamondMX: Wait, what's the short story of the lottery?
jpost042: launch
 Its_VeeBot: IAN
 airylan: 96 ... C or F?
 flatluigi: ian.
 princess_intell: IAN
 flatluigi: IAN
 asthanius: this is just the trolley problem
 laikagoat: dont know what that is so, sure?
 TheWriterAleph: IAN
 Izandai: IAN NO
  mtvcdm: I mean you'd have to do a hell of a lot more than that to split this one
 NewtyNewts: IAN
 Arclight_Dynamo: There should be a metric switch in Jackbox.
JadedCynic: how many people would die from 96c weather in 'winter'?
 gnomedeplume572: IAN NO
 gravity_pike: someone has to explain the reference
 public_key_reveal_party: Listen, like.... one person vs millions?
goombalax: Scrooge McIan
  Serifina: @Arclight_Dynamo about 35.5 c
KeytarCat: Ian nooooo
 myBeamishLad: 96 C?
LeeshaJoy: Are the fossil fuel magnates entered into the Lottery?
  Juliamon: airylan It doesn't matter in January, does it?
Magnifisquatch: oh... no... we need both of those
SnowBunSarah: @DiamondMX A lottery where if you lose you are sacrificed.
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Laserbeaks_Fury: The Weather is Always Nice in Omelas
 Pharmacistjudge: every 5 years one person on the entire planet has to die?
 Its_VeeBot: @airylan Does it matter?
 Snowcookies: @DiamondMX it involves throwing rocks at ppl
 Arclight_Dynamo: @Serifina Oh. So, summer. Huh.
vensers_lab_tech: Dont say Eugenics stuff Ian pls
 HorusFive: First one then the other
 TheWriterAleph: 96 CELSIUS
 CodeIndigo: powered by a forsaken child?
 TemporallyAwry: This is ... not a bad short-story prompt.
Orxolon: what is the lottery?
 Izandai: @Pharmacistjudge The story implies it happens in each town.
 ShaneLeeAtk: I booked it out of Omaloss
ghyllnox: Nelly over here in Omelas
 laundreydhull: a satellite that could manufacture a weather system was a movie
animaniacdot: sounds like the trolley problem with extra steps, but ok
 Earthenone: !quote shirly jaxon
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 airylan: @Its_VeeBot well, one is close to boiling, and the other is merely summer weather
 raulghoulia: @CodeIndigo well, not a whole one
JadedCynic: how many heatstroke deaths every year as it is?
 HadesLeprechaun: but YOU have to throw the stones?
 DiamondMX: @DiamondMX Oh, so almost as unethical as the real lottery then?
 saucemaster5000: Do I get a front seat each time with my own rocks if I press the button?
Caffine1138: @Orxolon one person must be sacrificed for the community
Orxolon: @Orxolon ppffff,seems easy
Magnifisquatch: I feel like if you DONT take care of the climate then the people are going to be dying anyway
 MegaDosX: No wire hangars?
rainbowolf13: @Orxolon Like the hunger games reaping but you get stoned to death (thrown rocks)
 zerragonoss: as yes .00000001% of deaths that climet change causes to stop it.
 TimIAm: Jack  Box presents: The Trolley Problem
 princess_intell: NO
 BaconL0rdes: Um.
JadedCynic: Cori?  How many people die from heatstroke in 90+ degree weather every year?
 ArkhamArchivist: how much oil
 Diabore: thats so many bridges...
 korvys: Different to ... what?
 HorusFive: Beej- I don't trust it will magically work.  Cori- I'm just not a monster
 BigDaddyBland87: what kind of oil
 BrowneePoints: OH every day you have to oil a new bridge
 Earthenone: how many bridges are on the island?
 SpaceBattery: what kind of oil?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Canola Oil
Thatwasademo: active murder to solve for a problem that has other solutions is a no from me
 Lizardman175: I'm going to run out of bridges
 jessieimproved: I mean sure, you didn't say how much oil
 laikagoat: sesame seed oil
 Arclight_Dynamo: Fuck you bridge, I love my mom.
 FacelessManAboutTown: Wut?
 MegaDosX: Jesus christ Ian
 CaptainSpam: Like, vegetable oil?
 YeetTheRich_: can i pour salad oil?
 BaconL0rdes: Do I even know that many bridges?
 TheWriterAleph: compleat every bridge
 Izandai: 
 DiamondMX: Extra Virgin Petroleum Oil.
 stevestein: Sure
LeeshaJoy: Do we get to pick the oil? Do we get to pick the bridges?
 ArmadilloAL: Like thirty-one bridges are now compleat.
nyperold: Snake oil
 public_key_reveal_party: Kathleen being relatable
 gizmofreak1: @korvys different bridge a day
 SpaceBattery: can i just pour out a bottle of olive oil on the side of the road?
 Izandai: CORI
 Its_VeeBot: CORI
 teddywhosabear: olive oil on the pavement, done
 stevestein: Can we put up a sign warning drivers?
DigitalSeahorse: 
 MegaDosX: What about some of that strange oil?
 stevestein: Can we also pour dish soap?
 laundreydhull: vegan oil too?
Thatwasademo: I answered per the literal wording of the question before the clarification came up
 Mattmitchell45: The travel time
 Arclight_Dynamo: Dental bridge.
TheAinMAP: I know an abandoned bridge.
DigitalSeahorse:  
JadedCynic: railway bridge?
DoodlestheGreat: What about Jeff Bridges?
PetRockSteve: one bridge too far
ghyllnox: Or a footbridge
 CouldntPickAUsername: trying to think how many bridges are near me
 princess_intell: how many does Victoria have? 3?
JadedCynic: footbridge?
 GhostValv: an oiled bridge never boils as they say
 BigDaddyBland87: you could also grease the edge of the bridge
animaniacdot: Phyrexia: All Will Be Bridge
ghyllnox: Like in a fancy garden
 saucemaster5000: Doesn't change my monthly life, so...
 Pharmacistjudge: you can make a model bridge and put oil on it
 Vilun: put someone in a box with a cat
WriterRaven: I pick two separate bridges and go back and forth between them in February. =P
 Arclight_Dynamo: "Throw a brick off a tall building every day for a month."
 Izandai: But The Lottery is guaranteed to kill LOTS of people. That's the whole point.
 dumbo3k: Icing a sidewalk
Caffine1138: yes
 princess_intell: yes. yes. yes.
 abaoa_qu: Cut the brakes on a strangers car
 TheWriterAleph: @saucemaster5000 
SaxPython: loosening screws on carnival rides
 Diabore: CANNOT click yes fast enough
KeytarCat: HOW?
Violet__Violence: windmill slam yes
 MegaDosX: I mean. This is easy.
 Izandai: Oh this is an EASY yes.
Creature_Comforts: So, what's the downside here?
 Twilight_Spark: A lot?
 DiamondMX: @Nelson - How about you have to play ONE round each of Russian roulette with a person you know.
 jessieimproved: This is all yes right?
micalovits: The horny compass
JadedCynic: windmill slam yes!
 niccus: easy yes
ghyllnox: 100%
 Mattmitchell45: Windmill slam
 BigDaddyBland87: dammit Ian
 SpaceBattery: sure why not
SnowBunSarah: In a heartbeat
Thatwasademo: I have a new compass-shaped girlfriend now I guess
Angreed66: clean then lick is fine
  Serifina: easy yes
 eshplode: That's an upside!
 BrowneePoints: speaking of which the HBO series of The Golden Compass is very good
 stevestein: So long as it's clean
 CodeIndigo: Oh hey, look, there goes my dignity
 BigDaddyBland87: obviously yes
brynnjackamusic: I can clean it between
despoilerofsouls: no one needs to now you do
  mtvcdm: That's a big ol lickability scale
ghyllnox: This implies I'm not already doing ut
rainbowolf13: What if the compass tells you not to?
 FacelessManAboutTown: Ian Horney
 djalternative: I haven't said no yet
 NotCainNorAbel: sharing a hotel room....
 LordZarano: You think I wasn't already?
JadedCynic: "nightly" - I sleep in a private place
smthng_dffrnt: Wait licking the compass makes it work again? Oh neat
 public_key_reveal_party: I've done more embarassing things for less reward
 MegaDosX: I can deal with licking metal once to have a magic compass to point me towards good decisions
LeeshaJoy: How do I know if it's sensual enough? Will it tell me?
 princess_intell: that's why bathrooms exjst
 coachNelly: yeah diamondMX you've got the brains here
 call_me_Aras: Oh wait, nightly?   ...Still yes
 Tangsm: Just cover it in peanut butter or something.
 lamina5432: I like my bad decisions
Laserbeaks_Fury: Which end do you lick? North or South?
  Juliamon: Chat, don't
 matthaus_c: TTSF is a very spicy show
 Mattmitchell45: Was probably Desert Bus, Ian
 saucemaster5000: A lot of these don't change my day to day ife
 CodeIndigo: it was on TTSF last week
 Izandai: @MegaDosX I think the implication is you have to lick it every time you want to use it.
SnowBunSarah: @Laserbeaks_Fury Dealer's choice
Magnifisquatch: @BrowneePoints the 3rd and final season was a rushed mess, other than that it was good yeah
 Snowcookies: oh no
forbiddenskiesfm: Compasslicker dot com just writes itself
 zed_alpha: Are we required to?
 Its_VeeBot: Sorry Alex
 NewtyNewts: Uh...
smthng_dffrnt: @Laserbeaks_Fury South is the more heavily monetized video
 Arclight_Dynamo: I will not.
 princess_intell: look if you're going to ask me why I'm in the bathroom, that's a you thing
 TheWriterAleph: lookit all these compass perverts 
Violet__Violence: sorry alex lol
 laundreydhull: D:<
Grumpingtoon: Too busy seeing if you could and not thinking if you should
 Molladia: I'll bet it was on Crunchy day
 FacelessManAboutTown: Mods readying their hammers 
 MegaDosX: @Izandai Still not a huge problem tbh
 LarkSachrosis: When was the last cooking TTSF?
 zed_alpha: Mods, that isn't mandatory, is it?
 Izandai: @MegaDosX Agreed.
 YeetTheRich_: does a sushi roll count?
 m_logan2000: now I must keep chat open waiting for this clip
SnowBunSarah: Sorry Alex, too much payoff, not enough cost
JadedCynic: AAAAAAA!
jpost042: nope
epsilon_vee: we're no snitch
 laundreydhull: oh, I hate this.
Violet__Violence: oh god
SquidVorb: nope
Violet__Violence: i hate everything about this
 SpaceBattery: absolutely not
ghyllnox: Lmao
 Izandai: oh god
epsilon_vee: (we totally are)
DigitalSeahorse: they say don't burn bridges so if you pour oil on Jeff Bridges better make sure nobody's gonna cause a spark near it
 public_key_reveal_party: OH that is brilliant
 BrowneePoints: it's a euphemism for sex alex
 niccus: not at all
 Arclight_Dynamo: I can close my eyes and only have to see it *once*!
 BigDaddyBland87: well nope
JadedCynic: how well can I block them out....hmm
EricTheOrange: As an asexual no
 BrowneePoints: It's Sex
ghyllnox: How much do I like the date tho
 tehfewl: the ghosts are just your own brain
 Dog_of_Myth: 
UnknownGerm: NOPE.AVI
 Izandai: IS IT IAN???
 Diabore: i abstain
 tidehollowcat: I've read this manga
 heartofgoldfish: Hah! As if I don't see that already
JadedCynic: horror movies don't work on me
  Serifina: I, uh, don't react to horror movies, generally
 laundreydhull: no... no. this is worse than experiencing cringe memories.
 asthanius: WHAT
 MurphEP: Oh no
Violet__Violence: big nope
 Izandai: WHAT
aezin: not being someone who "dates" is pretty chill for this 
SquidVorb: huh
aClonedPickle: Ian.
  mtvcdm: Remember when you licked that compass?
 rasterscan: uh
 Izandai: IAN
micalovits: Emm... What?
 KaleidoscopeMind: IAN
 underhill33: huh
 CodeIndigo: yeah, no, this is almost every waking moment of most of us
DigitalSeahorse: wat
 djalternative: "hot coffee" is a common euphemism for sex in fiction where you can't say sex
 asthanius: I AM SO SORRY
LeeshaJoy: I have several questions
 saucemaster5000: Did the wall then point to good life choices?
 Its_VeeBot: Having sexytimes while imagining the dumb thing you did as a kid
 princess_intell: yep. middle school is hell.
 HorusFive: Lots of tongue questions this Jackbox
 MurphEP: Great split
nyperold: Is she actually serving me brown watercolor?
 BrowneePoints: Yall, "Coffee" isn't a date
 BrowneePoints: "Coffee" is boinking
 MegaDosX: 4% off a perfect split
 FITorion: ohhhh Walls.... I heard a different word
 Izandai: Good job Beej, who isn't here.
DigitalSeahorse: 
  Juliamon: "Coffee" is "Netflix & chill"
JadedCynic: Alex - you get scared by the movie, and you're seeing annoying distracting ghosts, and you can't focus on 'your partner'
 BrowneePoints: yea what Juliamon said
 sydnius: nice work chair
 Izandai: what
 BrowneePoints: it's why the infamous sex mod for San Andreas was called "Hot Coffee"
Angreed66: free food
  mtvcdm: whaty
 Twilight_Spark: No I guess.
Creature_Comforts: This is just perplexing more than anything
 princess_intell: IAN
 Fruan: That would HURT
 FacelessManAboutTown: In public or private?
EricTheOrange: is this a bad thing?
MadmanOreo: but jordynne, the real question is did the snozzberries taste like snozzberries?
James_the_Dabbler: That is strangely specific
 Diabore: no, free food and my favourite city?
 HorusFive: I already don't eat lobster- so sounds great
 public_key_reveal_party: I just moved, I'm not doing that again for a few years
 heartofgoldfish: Sounds like an industry!
 lamina5432: good profit
WowoT: ontario does suck, agreed jordynne
 KaleidoscopeMind: uhhh
 BrowneePoints: Humans are animal
 laundreydhull: lawl,  is amogus
 randombillfolds: "phantomimes"
 stevestein: Is the question do you move AWAY from this place or TO it?
 eshplode: I don't think the sewer system would support this
  mtvcdm: I want to know whose brain came up with this
 Earthenone: is canabilisim vegan?
 GhostValv: animal products
rainbowolf13: I feel like removing "perfectly" would really change this promt
 jessieimproved: Definitely not vegan
  Juliamon: Are these lobster tails as in the seafood, or the pastry?
 NotCainNorAbel: so no, you won't move
miles_ivy: a lobster somewhere dies everytime it happens
a_guy_7: It's animal products
 JosephDeath: They're still from an animal though? So vegetarian but not vegan?
 Izandai: I think shitting a lobster tail would hurt.
 rasterscan: They'd be... vegetarian but not vegan?
 Fruan: There's a 10% chance its you, and it would HURT
 djalternative: that sounds like they would hurt anyway
 MegaDosX: That's fuckin' weird if nothing else, I'd be outta there so fast
 jessieimproved: Maybe vegegatiran
 HadesLeprechaun: -you- might have to 'pass' a lobster tail
DoodlestheGreat: I don't eat lobster, so I have no concern.
 DEATHlikescats: Cori chanelling pure chaos
 mwlsn: I mean, I don’t keep track of what other people’s output looks like
 Dog_of_Myth: Vegan lobster Tail
 BrowneePoints: Humans animals making these lobster tails Animal Byproduct
 0x6772: Shitting a lobster tail sounds uncomfortable.
  Serifina: No you would not get used to that
 HorusFive: I'll take those odds
ghyllnox: As long as the person consents it's fine
DigitalSeahorse: life is grate until it's a grill
 DEATHlikescats: … unless you did
Alex_Frostfire: There's only a 10% chance you have to deal with it.
 YeetTheRich_: 90% odds it's not your problem
LeeshaJoy: They may be "perfectly edible" but there is no way in hell I'm eating that
 SnackPak_: 
emboar2235: also remember, its 10%, that could not be you
 heartofgoldfish: What side of the tail comes out first????
 KWardJenx: The prompt does imply someone confirming the tails are edible.
 damn_i_am_pretty: set up these farms for the lobster tail shitters
 laundreydhull: 1 Chat is a  postor
JadedCynic: humans adapt - that's what we do
  mtvcdm: IAN
 saucemaster5000: Clench and Turf
 Larkonus: Maybe the sphincter forms the spikes after it leaves.
nyperold: So, crawfish?
Atifexe: The size isn't an issue - lobsters have sharp shells
  Serifina: gross gross gross
 Diabore: chat decidedly mid
DigitalSeahorse: beans!!!   
a_guy_7: Yeah we're doing well!
Violet__Violence: let's go chatizens
 heartofgoldfish: @Atifexe It says "perfectly edible." It's a soft-shell lobster
 DEATHlikescats: What happens when you have diarrhea… lobster bisque?!
animaniacdot: irl there would absolutely be an economy around paying more for "ethically sourced" aka consensual lobster tail poops
 DiamondMX: @DEATHlikescats lol, that's hilarious and digusting.
 saucemaster5000: @DEATHlikescats Perfectly edible Lobster Bisque
DoodlestheGreat: 2
 SpaceBattery: 2
 tehfewl: 1
 airylan: 2?
  Juliamon: I choose to believe it was actually sfogliatella
 tidehollowcat: 2
JadedCynic: 2
 Diabore: i gotta go 2
 lamina5432: 1
Mindfire13: 2
 BigDaddyBland87: 2
 MegaDosX: Gotta be 2
adambomb625: 3?
 NotCainNorAbel: 3
 jedi_master_zll: 2
hackingducks: 1
James_the_Dabbler: @DEATHlikescats More like Lobster Risque
 bubba0077: 3
 CururuGuasu: 1
 stevestein: 1
 Snowcookies: 3
 YeetTheRich_: 2
 blip2004: these sure are amswers
a_guy_7: Surely 2
Laserbeaks_Fury: FYI Bald Eagles are SHIT birds
 Diabore: @FacelessManAboutTown agreed
 LarkSachrosis: 2. 3 is funny, but 2.
  mtvcdm: I'm going 2 on this one.
DAC169: 1
 MegaDosX: 3 is absurdist and will get laughs
 SoaringDragon42: 3 is funny but won't split.
 sydnius: 
 DiamondMX: Gotta be 2.
 KaleidoscopeMind: remember canadian
 saucemaster5000: Wow, none of these are good splitters
 Snowcookies: paul stop
DoodlestheGreat: 3 is a no-split
  mtvcdm: 3 is *funny*. 2 splits.
 MegaDosX: Yeah our options here suck
DigitalSeahorse: meow
Angreed66: 2 but none of the answers are a good split
  Serifina: whyyyyyyyy
 0x6772: If Beej comes back to the stream with a lobster tail he wins.
 Rourke9: idk 3 would split me
 FacelessManAboutTown: 3 because fuck this question tbh
 eshplode: $10 for poop lobster. $40 for non-poop lobster
 CodeIndigo: Question. is that ALL that you poop?
micalovits: Down, still the same amount of non pooped lobster
SnowBunSarah: Up if it's a full lobster, down if it's just lobster tail
Orxolon: which is perfectly edible
 djalternative: 1 feels like a proper alternative to  the provided choice
 HadesLeprechaun: is this carcinization?
 TemporallyAwry: Nobody start talking about "recursive lobster"
 kilnfiendpotter: I think it depends upon who pooped the lobster?
 Arclight_Dynamo: As someone who has eaten lobster straight off the boat, any other lobster is terrible. Poop lobster isn't worth it.
sugarsh0t: you know what maybe I don't need to incorporate seafood back into my diet after all
 CodeIndigo: Because... y'know
 Izandai: Hey Beej. Your split was damn near perfect.
 CodeIndigo: corn
DigitalSeahorse: 😺
LeeshaJoy: Lobster was like a trash fish until it got gentrified
Caffine1138: The State of Maine would sue everyone able to do this into infinity. They're almost as bad as the mouse
 Fruan: Is it gauche to eat your own lobster?
 DEATHlikescats: @james_the_dabbler this is the truest answer
JadedCynic: you can keep your sea insect meat
  mtvcdm: @sugarsh0t It's a cod damn shame
 Mattmitchell45: Prairie Lobster
JadedCynic: I don't care WHERE it's coming from
 kilnfiendpotter: Like, imagine if Bill Gates had pooped those lobster tails.
DAC169: what if the 10% were homeless? 
DigitalSeahorse: 
 SkylerRingtail: Given the derailment in Ohio, pooping lobster isn't off the table
 Earthenone: ive seen that anime
Laserbeaks_Fury: Bisquey Business
ghyllnox: Your favorite city is in Ohio?
 Sudobyte: do eGirls sell their lobster tails at a premium?
 saucemaster5000: "It's ethically sourced!" (Spreads cheeks)
 DEATHlikescats: @diamondmx @saucemaster5000 my brain is glorious and horrifying
 KaleidoscopeMind: would those 10% stop working? is it a livable wage just to sell your poop lobster
 LordZarano: Who would choose to shoot a Beautiful eagle over 1?
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Its_VeeBot: On the bright side, Beej is a magical girl now
 niccus: are you pooping out a lobster, cori
JadedCynic: @LeeshaJoy it used to be used as animal feed until refridgeration came around
 Earthenone: kitty?
sugarsh0t: @mtvcdm wonder how seafood distributors would mussel in on the new lobster market
DigitalSeahorse: Alex's
 Diabore: no split
DoodlestheGreat: Always Alex.
Violet__Violence: alex
Angreed66: no split
JadedCynic: MEANWHILE
 Diabore: gg go next
 Fruan: Cat's screaming joyously like Alex would be the best possible world
 FacelessManAboutTown: I will laugh hysterically if Gilbert Gotfried is an option
 saucemaster5000: That takes Cat training
Tantaburs: ypu mean hannah meowtana
 Izandai: @sugarsh0t booooo
 BrowneePoints: OKay but Alex's full body cackle coming out of a cat
 CodeIndigo: Alex with the zoomies
DigitalSeahorse: Alex
 NewtyNewts: Just hear a 'awkward_fart.wav' from a cat
 KaleidoscopeMind: gotta put a blond wig on your cat to Hannah
 BrowneePoints: would be the best
WriterRaven: Hannnah Montanya?
 Arclight_Dynamo: I don't know what Miley Cyrus sounds like.
 sydnius: catta
 DEATHlikescats: I can bring myself catnip…
 Its_VeeBot: Kitty!
  mtvcdm: @sugarsh0t They'd make people really crabby
DigitalSeahorse: 
Last_Living_Dalia: They can talk, they choose to meow
 iris_of_ether: 
 YeetTheRich_: do i want alex's voice to scream FOOD 24/7?
Abelzumi: Meowley Cyrus?
DigitalSeahorse:   
 DEATHlikescats: I need meow samples to make a decision
 FacelessManAboutTown: Oh god, the cat screaming YIFF YIFF YIFF
Mal2mad: Can Beej Meow for reference?
 HorusFive: Beej needs to meow as well
EricTheOrange: rizzo the rat?
 stevestein: Beej's voice is too deep and smooth for a cat
DigitalSeahorse: still Alex
 StageMgrRob: POst Malone
 public_key_reveal_party:  would be a good cat
 Its_VeeBot: 
  mtvcdm: HAHAHAHA
 GhostValv: 
 tehfewl: round 2
 laikagoat: 
 flatluigi: deja vu
 Diabore: the run back!
Thatwasademo: BEEJ AGAIN
 public_key_reveal_party: 
  mtvcdm: Wow
Violet__Violence: lmao
JadedCynic: wait what?
 BigDaddyBland87: Same question!
 DEATHlikescats: Double Beej?!?!
 MegaDosX: You guys spend too much time together 
 Izandai: Amazing.
 Snowcookies: omg
  mtvcdm: The double Beejdrop
SaxPython: #runitback
 ElementalAlchemist: lol
JadedCynic: deja vu?
 ElementalAlchemist: loooool
Thatwasademo: everyone pick alex
 FacelessManAboutTown: bbeeeejj
 matthaus_c: double beej all the way across the sky
 stevestein: The game did not accept Beej as an answer
iarethel0ser: Guys it's not quiplash yet.
 Pharmacistjudge: dopple beej?
JadedCynic: did I nod off?
 MurphEP: Do you pick Beej or Beej?
 DEATHlikescats: When you have a brand
DaxStrife: We experiencing Beej a lot tonight.
 ShaneLeeAtk: Only if my cat BeejDROPs
DigitalSeahorse: this is Beej not his characters
 Veraphage: One more time and it'll be threej
Violet__Violence: oh god
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Beej?
 SnackPak_: wow
 Izandai: What?
EricTheOrange: I don't get this reference
 DEATHlikescats: And comedian
DigitalSeahorse: 
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! How's the Jackboxing been going?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Bald Eagles are chitty birds
 DEATHlikescats: And wrestling fan!
 DarknessKingCoH: Both would be felonies is the US
 BrowneePoints: just a reminder that Bald Eagles are a protected species so you'll still go to jail
LeeshaJoy: His real name is Chandler Bing
 SymphonicLolita: killing a bald eagle still a federal crime
 YeetTheRich_: audience is killing humans
 Mattmitchell45: A MaximumFun podcaster
 CouldntPickAUsername: got supper either way
Laserbeaks_Fury: Die Like An Eagle
  mtvcdm: She said the hip hop, the hip hippetty hip hip dip dippety dip hip hippety. Hip hip hop.
Angreed66: There are far less eagles than humans
 stevestein: We must protect John Cena at all costs
Thatwasademo: the heels make Cena bulletproof, right?
EricTheOrange: We can't kill cena, we can't even see him
smthng_dffrnt: JCIH makes me drool violently
DigitalSeahorse:  hmmm
 TemporallyAwry: Cena's legs though, he rocked that.
 DEATHlikescats: He’s more powerful in heels
 BrowneePoints: If I shoot him do we get no more shitty John Cena acting?
nyperold: A Philadelphia Eagle... a member of The Eagles...
JadedCynic: I feel John Cena in heels is suffering enough already
 Fruan: This week on the internet I learned Cena has GREAT legs
 MegaDosX: Yeah he'd no-sell it and just AA you for the pin
 DiamondMX: Also, it makes sense you wouldn't have seen John Cena.
HeadingtoFall: shia lebouf seems like the answer here
 YeetTheRich_: 95%
JadedCynic: see chat?  
 KWardJenx: Well... he's been shot, so...
Alex_Frostfire: Yep, Migratory Bird Treaty Act. Convention here in Canada, not Treaty.
DAC169: he has cancer and has 5 years to live
  mtvcdm: None of our options were that great.
  Juliamon: So it was just The Quarry?
 GhostValv: 
 call_me_Aras: John Cena in heels, huh... he looks good...
micalovits: Some of us are dying old women
nyperold: One of the other responses was The Statue of David. If that's bleeding, I'm concerned.
DigitalSeahorse: all even the ladies
 Izandai: 
Violet__Violence: lmao
  mtvcdm: This is just Twitter
 MegaDosX: That's exactly it Ian
 DEATHlikescats: Right is more genuine
 CodeIndigo: Stay a while, and listen
DoodlestheGreat: The second one means I have time to punch him in the mouth.
JadedCynic: I think that would annoy himself more than it would me 
 HorusFive: My toddler actually says this
 Davlenagain: listen to me, a nice weird al song
 dougma: my neighbors kid does this
Thatwasademo: is he going to cooperate with being funny
 saucemaster5000: Can someone give me this curse?
brynnjackamusic: that is awful
 MegaDosX: Oh wow
 stevestein: "Ima let you finish but..."
 CodeIndigo: this one is alex
 DiamondMX: Can't be "Kill me" because we'd all do it sooner or later.
JadedCynic: okay, so that's the SECOND week 
 MegaDosX: This breaks the Nelly
DigitalSeahorse:  keeeeel
Warstratigier: Killllll meeeeehhhhh
 MarsIsDead: Like in Total Recall?
nyperold: "Time to killlll meeeeee!"
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 MegaDosX: It's time for Beej!
 DEATHlikescats: Congratulations!
DAC169: Beej 
Laserbeaks_Fury: I want to see the reverse, Colonists gooped up in Aliens saying "Well, actually..."
 0x6772: Licking the statue's a nice callback.
Abelzumi: Chat GPBeej
 Pteraspidomorphi: Only need 3 seconds right
LeeshaJoy: Make it like that one Markiplier video
 TheAwkes: Great split, new PB!
 DeM0nFiRe: Cat!
 SkylerRingtail: BeejFake? DeepBeej?
EricTheOrange: nope
 SoldieroFortune: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:54:28.
 DiamondMX: Oh yeah.
Violet__Violence: NOPE
 HorusFive: !adukt
 Izandai: BEEJ
SquidVorb: BEEJ
 PharaohBender27: 
Grumpingtoon: nope
 MegaDosX: Beej no
 SnackPak_: 
 BrowneePoints: Just say no to Vore
 tidehollowcat: BEEJ
smthng_dffrnt: BEEJ NO
JadedCynic: BRENDAN NO
Grumpingtoon: nope nope nope
 NewtyNewts: noooope
 Izandai: 
 YeetTheRich_: thanks paul
 NevermorePainting: BEEJ
  mtvcdm: kitty!
 DiscordianTokkan: KITTY
Grumpingtoon: nooooope
 PharaohBender27: 
JadedCynic: okay, yeah
 heartofgoldfish: is AI LRR a job for Tinker Tailor Solder Fry or for Can't Draw Horses
 DEATHlikescats: Thank you Paul
 MegaDosX: Paul, get us out of here!
nyoomgoom: oh, hairy baby
 DrLigmaPhD: BMI = Beej Mimicing Intelligence
 HorusFive: Heather! Get the spray bottle
 sydnius: 
 emberBecky: meow!
 Davlenagain: lol
Violet__Violence: jesus christ i almost choked lol
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 LordZarano: https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/SplitTheRoomGame/802d84167e78a5eff5b60f1d8461887f/
 lamina5432: so anybody able to add that to quotes?
 PharaohBender27: @DeM0nFiRe 
 saucemaster5000: I'm more of a "....heh" person while watching LRR usually, but that last round really gave me the giggles
nyperold: "The food in my dish is on the NEAR side. It needs to be on the FAR side. Fix that."
DaxStrife: https://clips.twitch.tv/CrackySaltySnoodChefFrank-xcq0LnRjVPxu_s7I
 DiamondMX: https://clips.twitch.tv/DeliciousZealousLadiesStoneLightning-AyGqRXRwL_qrtiIQ
 LarkSachrosis: https://clips.twitch.tv/SweetAltruisticCheetahSaltBae-Aw0HcLrVo_dMXGSr
smthng_dffrnt: submissive and beejable is a very important phrase
 heartofgoldfish: @saucemaster5000 This second-stream content is getting out of line!
DigitalSeahorse:   
  Juliamon: How about that, our cat just started yelling
 fastlane250: beep
 damn_i_am_pretty: boop
 TemporallyAwry: !findquote beep
  LRRbot: Quote #7973: "Beep boop, I'm an alien!" —James [2022-02-19]
 PharaohBender27: Oh good that wasn't just me
 iris_of_ether: 
 damn_i_am_pretty: embrace beep
  Juliamon: She ate from the center of the dish and now she can see the bottom and she's Unhappy
 dumbo3k: Boop
DigitalSeahorse: hmm
 damn_i_am_pretty: beeb me obiwan kenobi you're my only hope
 CodeIndigo: @Juliamon that sounds like situation code unicorn.... aka a U-problem
mitomanox: damn! this song!  is this BGC?
 saucemaster5000: Oh no, that cat is experiencing "I've seen the end!" Existentialism
 kusinohki: !bgc
  LRRbot: Jimmy Hinson AKA "BigGiantCircles" makes chiptunes, which are featured during commercial breaks. His music, including LRR remixes and the soundtrack for Road Quest, is available here: https://biggiantcircles.bandcamp.com/music
  Juliamon: CodeIndigo She won't take that for an answer
 DiamondMX: @mitomanox I think so?
  Juliamon: Everything that gets played is BGC
 CodeIndigo: @Juliamon nono, that's what she's telling you
 kusinohki: and a stray cat just started meowing in the hallway...
 LordZarano: @mitomanox Chiptune Legacy I think?
nyperold: SMW!
  Juliamon: The only time it's not BGC is when it's Mine o'Clock
 kusinohki: I think this is glory days...
mitomanox: this drum n bass vibe is flooding my basement 
 PharaohBender27: Right, this is Glory Days
 DiamondMX: @Juliamon Or Road Quest - unless BGC did the RQ music.
 LordZarano: @mitomanox Nope, this is Glory Days
 Pteraspidomorphi: Correct, not chiptune legacy
  mtvcdm: BGC did do Road Quest
  Juliamon: DiamondMX BGC did Road Qeust
KeytarCat: @Juliamon CDHC!
 Earthenone: !rq
 DiamondMX: @Juliamon Their talents are endless.
  Juliamon: Oh right, CDHC, fair point
 Earthenone: !rqsoundtrack
  LRRbot: The Road Quest soundtrack by Big Giant Circles is available now! Buy it here: https://biggiantcircles.bandcamp.com/album/road-quest
 kusinohki: if it was chiptune legacy, most of chat would be posting "AND SERGE!"
 CodeIndigo: This was using the Super Mario World melody....? it's pretty awesome
mitomanox: @mitomanox lovely!
  Juliamon: Most of BGC's music that gets played borrows motifs from classic games
  Juliamon: Sometimes it's blatant, like SMW or Zelda's Lullaby
DigitalSeahorse: feck amazon won't let me prime sub yet
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smthng_dffrnt: What is the name of the artist that does the music for the commercial breaks?
 DEATHlikescats: 
 SkylerRingtail: Oooooh yes
 DEATHlikescats:   
 iris_of_ether: Oh THIS game
 NewtyNewts: Oh boy this one!
 DEATHlikescats:   
 CaptainSpam: OH NOOOOO
 Pteraspidomorphi: Can you play that with 7 players?
DigitalSeahorse:  
 flatluigi: i like this game
 Diabore: 90% sure this has been played before
sugarsh0t: ah, the MSM you *can* show on twitch
  mtvcdm: I think I saw you play this ONCE
 BaconL0rdes: Oh this one gets weird!
 SkylerRingtail: Can't remember the last time LRR played this one. It's a hoot
  Juliamon: Been a loooong time since you last played this, but you DID play it
 Bratmon: I'm like 90% sure you've played this game before.
 CanPlayGames: Hi Chat. Will you be my Valentines?
 PharaohBender27: I think LRR actually did play this game once? Like years and years ago, though
 Pteraspidomorphi: Awesome
 Earthenone: this has been played, but enjoy anyways
 PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Thanks for confirming what I thought
 Diabore: iirc it didnt land well because it was long
 BrowneePoints: hidden role game
 raulghoulia: mumm-ra?
 Tweygoh: @smthng_dffrnt Big Giant cCirles I believe
 TemporallyAwry: #HeatLifeOfTheUniverse 
 Saintnex: Oh this one is fun but kinda difficult lol
   LoadingReadyRun: I think we played this the first time we played jackbox on stream
 LordZarano: Big Giant AF
 niccus: bon't give a fuck
 SkylerRingtail: Beej's face
smthng_dffrnt: @Tweygoh actual hero, t. hanks
 flatluigi: big gross as f
 CururuGuasu: We are the true monster
 damn_i_am_pretty: like you always wanted
Abelzumi: WE ARE MANY
JadedCynic: suspicious disclaimer there...
DigitalSeahorse: this one gets soft locked when someone loses connection I think, good luck
Orxolon: take us?
 eshplode: 
 Forgebold: Hello~
Abelzumi: WE ARE ETERNAL
micalovits: I wouldn't date us
 Fruan: Parasocial relationships incoming!
sugarsh0t: date us Beej
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: Awkward, lol
 Mollylele: finally they have gamified polyamory
KeytarCat: Oh no, we're all in front
sugarsh0t: r o m a n c e u s
 eshplode: I like that we're a globe
 Dromos_GHG: So many possible HR issues
 SmithKurosaki: What pack is this from?
SquidVorb: How do you date 922 people at once?
 Earthenone: there was breifly 69 in the audiance
a_guy_7: I wouldn't want to date chat
Gadora: audience-senpai
sugarsh0t: @SquidVorb enthusiastically and with great attention to hydration
 CaptainSpam: Remember, your messages MAY be made public!
Orxolon: @SquidVorb auditorium
JadedCynic: I...wat?
 Sethalidos: somehow fitting that Ian's character has a monocle
smthng_dffrnt: @SmithKurosaki generally you get to know someone a bit better to ask what they're packing
 eshplode: @a_guy_7 Good call. I know where at least some of them have been
JadedCynic: oh snap, I *dod* have to get another water bottle...
 YeetTheRich_: !findbutt
  LRRbot: Above you?!
 Saintnex: So uh, the messages may be shown on screen so do with that what you will
sugarsh0t: 
 damn_i_am_pretty: throbbing
 Earthenone: !store
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ghyllnox: You've heard of having one partner, maybe even two or 3, but have you tried 916 partners?
EricTheOrange: is it me or does Cori's charecter look like cameron
DoodlestheGreat: We may have a theme here....
  mtvcdm: 4
Thatwasademo: how many times is the game going to offer us BEEJ
sugarsh0t: @ghyllnox i think that's just seattle
 NewtyNewts: 
 BrowneePoints: it's basically a hidden role game
 Sethalidos: @ghyllnox one word: chafing
 saucemaster5000: Chat showing why some of us will be in chat tomorrow night instead of dating
DigitalSeahorse:  hi chat
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DoodlestheGreat: WELP
SaxPython: are we already shipping BeejxIan as Bean
 NewtyNewts: Well, Audience...
nyperold: Sponsored by EeeeeeHarmony
DigitalSeahorse: if only
 iris_of_ether: The game makes more sense later, I think
 GhostValv: 
  mtvcdm: We can only make one date ourselves
 MurphEP: Let us have this, Paul!
DoodlestheGreat: no, we only get one date, the rest get rejected
 MegaDosX: A monstsona
 PharaohBender27: 
 MurphEP: 
 PharaohBender27: Ooof
 Dromos_GHG: Chat already monster
 YeetTheRich_: 
JadedCynic: Paul, you underestimate the number of monster-lovers in chat...
 niccus: it's more like a mafia game if you date instead of murder
graal_smith: Cori obviously CAN'T Paint horses
 iris_of_ether: Hahahahaha
 NewtyNewts: No dates!!!
DAC169: all the rejections
 Pteraspidomorphi: All of my MSM games go way better than this is going
 Izandai: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 PharaohBender27: Is this going to be all rejections!?
  mtvcdm: Nobody's dating anyone
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 DiscordianTokkan: Oops all rejection
 YeetTheRich_: ayyyy
  mtvcdm: Hey!
 Pteraspidomorphi: 
JadedCynic: wow we're batting a THOUSAND
 DiamondMX: @JadedCynic Gotta be about 909 right now.
 Sage0fMadness: 
 SymphonicLolita: 
 Dog_of_Myth:  
Violet__Violence: d'awww
 iris_of_ether: 
 emberBecky: yay!
DigitalSeahorse: dawww
Greendrag13: WE GOT HIM
Caffine1138: Beej gets us
  Juliamon: !lovebeej
  LRRbot: Chat loves Beej and I love Beej 
 BusTed: It was meant to be.
 eshplode: 
DAC169: aww... 
Thatwasademo: Yay!
 MegaDosX: 
 YeetTheRich_: we got beej
 Forgebold: aw yis
DoodlestheGreat: 
 SoaringDragon42: We love you beej!
 SnackPak_: chat does love beej
 ElementalAlchemist:  
smthng_dffrnt: omg beej 
 iris_of_ether: !clip
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 hold_no_carter: Twitch chat got a date!!
 CanPlayGames:      
Laserbeaks_Fury: WE'VE ALREADY WON
 SkylerRingtail: We're sorry, the game doesn't let us have a polycule date
 Diabore: @BusTed it was meant to beej
 Sage0fMadness:  
frozenphoenix7: You spin us right round Beej
DAC169: so first night - 1 date 
 NewtyNewts: You globe-trotter, you.
Violet__Violence: a;ldskjf
 MegaDosX: Beej says fuck the world
adambomb625: i don't get this game
 Izandai: 
 RealGamerCow: "I
 MurphEP: Mr WorldThicc
 Bratmon: So we're just gonna win by a mile, right?
 Mai_Andra: sit on it and twirl
 NewtyNewts: Second night on.
 Pteraspidomorphi: Yeah it's bad to be on top early
 underhill33: dale
JadedCynic: Beej is into harem anime? 
 jamesk902: Paranormal, parasocial relationships.
 RealGamerCow: "I'm gonna hump that globe" Beej, Now
 DarknessKingCoH: From pole to pole
  mtvcdm: And now we start revealing the leaders
SaxPython: para antisocial
 Its_VeeBot: Second night on, Beej
 Verrain2: Inside the globe is 315 people.
 Pteraspidomorphi: (so to speak)
DoodlestheGreat: I wanna be a werewolf!
 couchboyj: That is a Madagascar in our pocket, but we are happy to see you
smthng_dffrnt: 2
 zed_alpha: At this juncture, I feel the need to apologize for parasocially icky I got towards LRR in high school
 DiscordianTokkan: 2
 tidehollowcat: 2
smthng_dffrnt: ARGH!
 NevermorePainting: I would make a joke about dating Beej, but I fear the Wrath of Heather
DoodlestheGreat: Remember our secret power, gang.
 RealGamerCow: I do NOT understand this game, but it's hilarious
 Earthenone: new zealand may not be on this globe, but beej is
  mtvcdm: At the end of every remaining night, we reveal the leading unrevealed player.
 DrLigmaPhD: As a member of chat, my kink is fiscal stability and moderate wealth
SaxPython: woah
Creature_Comforts: 2
smthng_dffrnt: 2 so much
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: Less then  500 people it’s not enough to afford a house
JadedCynic: play the field chat 
  mtvcdm: Consider the reveals this game's catchup mechanic.
 Vilun: who does LRR's HR?
 FacelessManAboutTown: 3 is so awkward for all of these
WowoT: nelly; twitter will soon limit you to 20 tweets per day so youll learn soon
Thatwasademo: road quest!
 teddywhosabear: 3
JadedCynic: choose 3
  Serifina: 3
 korvys: 3
 Snowcookies: 3
Laserbeaks_Fury: 3
DoodlestheGreat: 3
 Slytherin42: 3
frozenphoenix7: 3
 BigDaddyBland87: 3
 Bratmon: 
 SpaceBattery: 3
 Pteraspidomorphi: Oh no too quick
evelyndisaster: 3
 PharaohBender27: Yep, no polycules for this game
 DiscordianTokkan: 3 5 sure
 DiamondMX: We need the polyamorous mod for this game.
micalovits: 1 each night
 MurphEP: 
 Pteraspidomorphi: So romantic
 HorusFive: Sad moustace
 FacelessManAboutTown: I don't understand what's happening...
JadedCynic: d'aww
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 Bratmon: Chat comes closer to actually playing this game than in most other games.
 ElementalAlchemist: lol
 DrLigmaPhD: Collude or co-lewd, Beej?
 Izandai: 
 Pteraspidomorphi: Ooooh
 laikagoat:  
 MegaDosX: I mean.
 DiscordianTokkan: *snerk*
 BigDaddyBland87: Collusion
 MurphEP: Aww  
 YeetTheRich_: COLLUSION
 LarkSachrosis: Adorable
 eshplode: 
 Larkonus: Hax!
 emberBecky: aww cute
 SymphonicLolita:    
 NewtyNewts: There's the collusion!
 KaleidoscopeMind: that's cheating
SaxPython: phew
LeeshaJoy: not fair when you're already married
JadedCynic: Hey, there's ringers in the game!
 ElementalAlchemist: yay!
 SymphonicLolita: 
JadedCynic: 
nightraven949: The word of the day children is "collusion"
 SnackPak_:  
 Sage0fMadness: yay!
Violet__Violence: lmao
 YeetTheRich_: i mean jordynne asked nicely
 korvys: Turns out, clear communication works
 SkylerRingtail: We won't talk about what Alex sent us
DigitalSeahorse: 
SaxPython:   
DAC169: chat's 2 for 2! 
 NewtyNewts: Our messages are sent to everyone.
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  mtvcdm: actual monster
JadedCynic: YOU CAD!
 BigDaddyBland87: dang we helped Beej
 call_me_Aras: I heard Tooth Paste Cream
darth_paradox: That's a tough one to have revealed early
 Larkonus: Beej, we trusted you!
 CanPlayGames: And we let him get to first globe
 SkylerRingtail: Maybe we need to cool off for a night
 TemporallyAwry: The Duality of Beej  vs 
  mtvcdm: Chat we're in the reveal spot now, so careful
smthng_dffrnt: 1 pls
adambomb625: 1
JadedCynic: 3
Marc_otato: 3
 PharaohBender27: 1
 FacelessManAboutTown: 3
 tidehollowcat: 1
smthng_dffrnt: chat pls 1
JadedCynic: play the field, chat
 rasterscan: 3
nightraven949: 3
 FITorion: 1
JadedCynic: 2
 Bratmon: I'm surprised that Chat actually gets a hidden role on this game.
 flatluigi: 3
 Dog_of_Myth: 2
 flatluigi: boo
 FacelessManAboutTown: 2
adambomb625: 1
JadedCynic: 1
 NewtyNewts: That one seems unlikely
 Molladia: 1
evelyndisaster: 1
 YeetTheRich_: beej is sus
 flatluigi: 1
DoodlestheGreat: @Bratmon The audience wins this game frequently, in my experience
 Dog_of_Myth: 3
 FacelessManAboutTown: 3
smthng_dffrnt: 3 everyone
EricTheOrange: I mean chat as a whole is already some kind of flesh amalgam
 Molladia: 3
JadedCynic: 3
 matthaus_c: not thirsty!
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
brynnjackamusic: do not date the beej
graal_smith: Some serious dancen going on.
 SmithKurosaki: 3
LeeshaJoy: @EricTheOrange we're that blob monster from Inside
 DiamondMX: Or at least longer
DoodlestheGreat: 3
 niccus: but ian, nothing makes me not die
 korvys: 1
  Serifina: 1
  mtvcdm: 1
nightraven949: I mean Coffee is made with Water does that count?
 NotCainNorAbel: 3
JadedCynic: choose 1
BlackHumour: 1
 bubba0077: 1
 teddywhosabear: 1
 FacelessManAboutTown: 1
 BigDaddyBland87: 1
 Bratmon: 2 is obviously a trap; vote 1.
Thatwasademo: did we drop enough hints
 NewtyNewts: Stick in the reveal spot!
 SkylerRingtail: 3 so we don't get revealed too early
DigitalSeahorse: 
 saucemaster5000: I don't think we were direct enough
nyperold: I mean, there's needing, and then there's liking.
 teddywhosabear: ;-;
 rasterscan: Nooooo
 heartofgoldfish: N O
 Izandai: eugh
 EikoandMog: IAN WHY
BlackHumour: oh no
 NewtyNewts: Hm.
smthng_dffrnt: NOOOOO
 MegaDosX: Grim
 saucemaster5000: oh no
JadedCynic: 
 flatluigi: 
  terribleplan: betrayed
 SymphonicLolita: cry
 MurphEP: 
 FacelessManAboutTown: ;_;
 MurphEP: But you did
 CaptainSpam: DANGIT
 BigDaddyBland87: well we got burned this round
trainumwalking: Wow…
JadedCynic: d'awww 
JadedCynic: sry K
smthng_dffrnt: nelly with the rizz
DoodlestheGreat: It's okay. If we fall back a spot we won't be revealed.
JadedCynic: JILTED
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
micalovits: Smart
 Izandai: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 DiamondMX: Nice
 SymphonicLolita: 
JadedCynic: 
 MurphEP: LOL
 Dog_of_Myth: 
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JadedCynic: NICE
 SnackPak_: 
 NewtyNewts: bottom text
 GhostValv: 
 MurphEP: A true match
 ElementalAlchemist: bottom text
 laikagoat:  
Thatwasademo: bottom text
 Snowcookies: lol
 Izandai: NELSON
JadedCynic: drift compatible
 YeetTheRich_: this is how you flirt, kids
DigitalSeahorse: 
WriterRaven: Always appreciate a bottom text joke.
Alex_Frostfire: This is so much more entertaining than I was anticipating.
 Its_VeeBot: Billy o' Brien!
Thatwasademo: hey cori
 BigDaddyBland87: So avoid Cori
nyperold: Joke Boat puppet!
 DiscordianTokkan: https://clips.twitch.tv/UninterestedBraveClamTBTacoRight-8YGm3NGNMfIwnjya
Greendrag13: The reboundler!
 Dog_of_Myth: No Cori this round chat
 NewtyNewts: Dilly!
 laikagoat: so no dating cori tonight chat
JadedCynic: Cpt. reboound!
EricTheOrange: sigh.... hey billy
 CanPlayGames: Why did I think Coi was Cam?
adambomb625: 2
 laikagoat: 2
 Dog_of_Myth: 2
smthng_dffrnt: 2
 SpaceBattery: 2
JadedCynic: 3
 Molladia: 2
 FacelessManAboutTown: 2
 laikagoat:   
 NewtyNewts: 3?
 Its_VeeBot: #2 is uh
 Slytherin42: 2
 CanPlayGames: 2
smthng_dffrnt: best way to single tbh
frozenphoenix7: 2
 Dog_of_Myth: Chat noooo
 stevestein: 1
 FacelessManAboutTown: 1
 NewtyNewts: Oh, gotta be 1
graal_smith: That skeleton keeps turning left, is he in a NASCAR race?
 CaptainSpam: Good ol Dilly o' Drien.
smthng_dffrnt: 1
 SpaceBattery: 1
 Molladia: 1
JadedCynic: 1
goombalax: 1
micalovits: Oh no
evelyndisaster: 1
 flatluigi: IAN
 SkylerRingtail: IAN!
 ElementalAlchemist: lol Ian
smthng_dffrnt: IAN SIR
BlackHumour: IAN!
micalovits: Ian!
DoodlestheGreat: 
 laikagoat: 2
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/ManlyPlainDuckCoolStoryBro-Kc9Y262V97sZpJVE
 FacelessManAboutTown: 2
adambomb625: 2
 stevestein: 2
JadedCynic: 3
 BaconL0rdes: IAN
 Dog_of_Myth: 2
smthng_dffrnt: 3
 CaptainSpam: IAN.
Thatwasademo: let's bamboozle them
micalovits: 2
 SkylerRingtail: Do we pick Ian just to reveal that message?
 baskwalla: Have you seen Carrot Top Paul?
 FacelessManAboutTown: 3
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: Ooh
 NevermorePainting: yes
 Dog_of_Myth: 3
 FacelessManAboutTown: Windmill slam 3
 ElementalAlchemist: 3
 Gekyouryuu: 3
JadedCynic: 3!
ghyllnox: He said "I recommend it"
goombalax: 3
 YeetTheRich_: i saw beej vent
 Sethalidos: Ian, Yes
JadedCynic: windmill slam 3
smthng_dffrnt: three for days
Marc_otato: 1
JadedCynic: 
 laikagoat: 1
 heartofgoldfish: 1
JadedCynic: choose 2
 korvys: 2
  mtvcdm: 1
 WhirlwindAbyss: 1
BlackHumour: 2
EricTheOrange: I mean I wouldn't
 Its_VeeBot: One should generally not trust Beej
DoodlestheGreat: 2
 teddywhosabear: 2
 Dog_of_Myth: 1
smthng_dffrnt: 72% is HUGE
frozenphoenix7: 1
 BigDaddyBland87: 1
 Dog_of_Myth: We don't want Cori this round chat.
 flatluigi: IAN SIR
 NewtyNewts: Ian!
micalovits: This is gonna go so wrong
JadedCynic: we WILL give #2 extra points, but that still get's us a heart
JadedCynic: 
BlackHumour: nooooo
 NewtyNewts: Nuh.
 laikagoat: why y'all
 laikagoat: why
 SymphonicLolita: cry
 Pteraspidomorphi: I didn't vote for cori, this isn't on me
Thatwasademo: chat, come on
 ArmadilloAL: feenCry
 Izandai: OOF
  corianderd: vote me next time
 Dog_of_Myth: Chat, we are trying to win...
 ArmadilloAL: 
  corianderd: i'll fo sho respond
 LiveFaust: "Let's collude" is my new pickup line.
JadedCynic: IAN
 Its_VeeBot: Well played Beej
  Sarah_Serinde: Chat, stop telling people off for voting differently than what you wanted
 Bratmon: I don't know what to tell you; Chat made it clear.
 laundreydhull:  looks like  and  looks like  ?
  Sarah_Serinde: You can disagree without trying to shame people
JadedCynic: YAY!
 EikoandMog: We were boned otherwise.
EricTheOrange: why would you ever choose beej, his whjole thing is getting extra points for dumping people
 SkylerRingtail: Doesn't matter, no one wanted us tonight
smthng_dffrnt: @EricTheOrange but it's beej
smthng_dffrnt: That's reward enough
 flatluigi: OH
JadedCynic: 
 Izandai: oh dear
 PharaohBender27: Uh oh
 ArmadilloAL: Wait, isn't the whole problem that we're *not* boned?
 SymphonicLolita: gasp
 DiscordianTokkan: oooo
 They_Are_Alyx: OH HECK
 MegaDosX: Huh
 NewtyNewts: Uh oh
 Drasvin: oh
Violet__Violence: oh heck
 0x6772: oops
 FITorion: oh yes
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Sexy VD
 Snowcookies: huh
JadedCynic: the ultimate social disease
 RealGamerCow: I so dont understand
 BigDaddyBland87: Jordynne bit us
 MurphEP: Don't talk about that!
 BusTed: How's everyone's memory?
SaxPython:   
DigitalSeahorse: 
 DrLigmaPhD: In other words: Vampires are sluts
darth_paradox: Vampirial Disease
JadedCynic: 3
Marc_otato: 3
nightraven949: welp vampire seems OP
JadedCynic: vampirism is a social disease
 laundreydhull: isn't this functionally the Twilight book series?
smthng_dffrnt: @DrLigmaPhD So, by this metric, I am a vampire
 laikagoat: 2
 CanPlayGames: 3
 iris_of_ether: 2
 Gekyouryuu: 1
  terribleplan: 3
 Dog_of_Myth: 2
JadedCynic: 3
gtgmatthew: Oh, are there quality goods and services and store dot loading ready run dot com?
 tidehollowcat: 3
EricTheOrange: so what their saying is if you date Jordynne you die of ligma
evelyndisaster: 2
SquidVorb: Those are some clacky keys
goombalax: 2
 Mai_Andra: no fries! chips!
 laikagoat: 1
 saucemaster5000: What Cori just typed to us Gave me a huge guffaw
 DrLigmaPhD: @smthng_dffrnt it's more a squares to rectangles relationship
 tidehollowcat: 1
 flatluigi: 1
  mtvcdm: 1
 iris_of_ether: 1
Laserbeaks_Fury: just FYI were vampires
 Dog_of_Myth: 3
 NewtyNewts: Cori, no!
JadedCynic: 2
Laserbeaks_Fury: so we should probably pick another vampire
 Gekyouryuu: 2
 rasterscan: 2
 Slytherin42: 2
EricTheOrange: @Laserbeaks_Fury spoilers bro
 laikagoat: 2
 FacelessManAboutTown: 2
 DiscordianTokkan: 2
 laikagoat: ez
 Dog_of_Myth: 2
 CanPlayGames: 2222
JadedCynic: 1 hic
 Gekyouryuu: 2 again
 rasterscan: Wait, can we actually trust Cori?
 teddywhosabear: 2
DoodlestheGreat: 2
BlackHumour: 2 again
JadedCynic: 2
 saucemaster5000: 2
graal_smith: Dating secret hitler.
 BigDaddyBland87: 2
  mtvcdm: 2
Laserbeaks_Fury: no, we dated Jordynne, it public knowledge
BlackHumour: we're gonna get burned but y'know it's fine
 korvys: Chat's ability to talk is very weird.
 BrowneePoints: yea it's a hidden role game
 YeetTheRich_: cori kinda sus ngl
 NewtyNewts: To 200ish
 EikoandMog: It's a neat hidden role game.
 CanPlayGames: We were rejected Cori gets bonus points
EricTheOrange: ian why...
 rasterscan: Beej is going to slay
 Bratmon: Why does anyone date Beej?
 m_logan2000: dont trust beej remember
nyperold: Maybe retroactively later?
 MurphEP: 
JadedCynic: blocked!
 MurphEP: Betrayed
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
SaxPython: top 10 anime betrayals
 BaconL0rdes: Beej is too powerful.
 Rourke9: wow so many points
micalovits: Beej on a roll
 Snowcookies: collusion!
 couchboyj: We did tell ya'll not to trust Beej
 Its_VeeBot: Beej playing his role like a goddamned fiddle
 Larkonus: Well, TIL
 MurphEP: 
JadedCynic: 
EricTheOrange: woah
 SnackPak_:   
 SymphonicLolita: 
 Adorabold: Yay!
 EikoandMog: YEEEE
  mtvcdm: Got there!
BlackHumour: woooooooo!
 BusTed: 
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 GhostValv: 
 PharaohBender27: 
smthng_dffrnt: YES
SaxPython: 
miles_ivy: I also want the menu burger so bad
a_guy_7: YES!
 NewtyNewts: !clip
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nightraven949:   
 MurphEP: Nipple array
 YeetTheRich_: we successfully colluded
 Treble252: Yay! Wait, blocks?
 heartofgoldfish: CRIME Tattoos!
JadedCynic: YAY
Orxolon: we are so hot right now XD
 Izandai: 
EricTheOrange: so was that 5 nipples or nipples shapped like 5s
 SmithKurosaki: 
nyperold: If it turns out someone was a werewolf, there's probably some effect.
Bionull: I'm very confused by this game
 PharaohBender27: 
 YeetTheRich_: what
 Izandai: I can't wait to see how much Beej wins by.
 MegaDosX: What the hell
 MurphEP: 
JadedCynic: lrrWOW
micalovits: Oh no
 MegaDosX: OH
 rasterscan: D:
 MegaDosX: That's
Thatwasademo: a pod person
 Izandai: oh my
 NewtyNewts: Stolen!
 BaconL0rdes: Oh that's what just happened.
 MegaDosX: That's pretty strong
 GhostValv: 
 CanPlayGames: This game actually give me anxiety when I play it.
 NewtyNewts: Who we aiming for?
JadedCynic: Let's gofer alex 
 momma_tatts: She's a pod person!
 saucemaster5000: Another Game I'd like as a board game instead
Thatwasademo: let's go for kathleen
Thatwasademo: it's not full moon anymore
 Its_VeeBot: I love the last night music
 heartofgoldfish: kathleen get on us
 gualdhar: man, it's like all my middle school dances
Laserbeaks_Fury: yeah I think we should date Alex
 Bratmon: Chat, we need to do our role.
 SmithKurosaki: 1
 CanPlayGames: Kathleen
MadmanOreo: so is alex an invisible person or nah?
EricTheOrange: Maybe I'm taking this game too seriously but after the two face has been revealed why would you ever try and date them.
 saucemaster5000: remember our role, yeah
  mtvcdm: Kathleen's not on full moon so we can't swap.
 rasterscan: 1
 Dog_of_Myth: 1
smthng_dffrnt: 2 pls
 EikoandMog: The sexy music is amazing.
smartitude: we need to date alex, because reasons
JadedCynic: play the feild, chat
 DrLigmaPhD: The music is perfect
 laikagoat: 3
 Lizardman175: 3
 Pteraspidomorphi: This prompt
 Gekyouryuu: 1
smthng_dffrnt: 3
 flatluigi: 3
 Dog_of_Myth: 3
 BigDaddyBland87: 3
JadedCynic: 1
 Its_VeeBot: 
graal_smith: Beej should focus less on the song and more on smutty text messages.
 DiscordianTokkan: 2
 asthanius: u up
 CanPlayGames: 2
EricTheOrange: winkyface emoji
asddsa28: 2
 Dog_of_Myth: 1
 SkylerRingtail: Man our messages this round are bad
DigitalSeahorse: sup
 DrLigmaPhD: "waddup   "
 heartofgoldfish: 4
 rasterscan: Alex why
 laikagoat: 1
 DiscordianTokkan: 4
 korvys: 4
DoodlestheGreat: 1
 BigDaddyBland87: 1
 YeetTheRich_: this chat is so cursed
WriterRaven: 4
 Saintnex: Somebody clearly listened to way too much Marvin gaye lol
Laserbeaks_Fury: 1
goombalax: 4
 Gekyouryuu: 4
 BaconL0rdes: Oh well done Alex
 NewtyNewts: Missed my vote chance
 PharaohBender27: I voted 4
  mtvcdm: I picked 1
 korvys: Our messages go to multiple people - we can't control it
 MegaDosX: Get got Beej
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 SymphonicLolita: 
JadedCynic: AW
 Treble252: Are we the pretty ones finally?
 Bratmon: I voted Alex.
 SnackPak_: 
BlackHumour: I VOTED FOR YOU ALEX
DoodlestheGreat: WHAT
 MegaDosX: lmaoooo
  mtvcdm: I voted Alex
 YeetTheRich_: kathleen got us with the weed
 SymphonicLolita: woo
JadedCynic: I VOTED FOR YOU ALEX!
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Bratmon: Don't blame me; I voted for Kodos.
JadedCynic: okay...
 laikagoat:   
 fhorrigan: Oooh, milestone
 MegaDosX: It's not full moon anymore
EricTheOrange: why do we keep telling people nelly reminds us of our dad?
Thatwasademo: it wasn't a full moon
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 saucemaster5000: yeah, chat ALSO has a role
Thatwasademo: that was an ordinary date with no shenanigans
DigitalSeahorse: dangit
 stevestein: Cori and Ian, a couple? Unrealistic
Thatwasademo: except our shenanigans, of course
DoodlestheGreat: 
JadedCynic: (chat - we get points for more DIFF people we date; don't repeat - it's the last night so not a secret anymore)
 korvys: Turns out, clear communication works
 couchboyj: We obviously don't want Kathleen to let dad Nelly know about out "cookies"
 MegaDosX: Oh.
Violet__Violence: al;kjdsf
  mtvcdm: Ghost installer!
 Bratmon: Monster "Hunter"
asddsa28: no its not ....
JadedCynic: WOW
 Bratmon: That's how I player Monster Hunter.
 Izandai: OH NO
DigitalSeahorse: 
SaxPython: 
 SymphonicLolita: 
  mtvcdm: We dated four people
 BigDaddyBland87: boom!!!
Violet__Violence: BOOM
 GhostValv: 
JadedCynic: each NEW PLAYER - stop dating the same ppl
Thatwasademo: now we've got all of LRR's hair
 Bratmon: Go us
 NewtyNewts: Four!
 SmithKurosaki: Gottem
a_guy_7: Haha!
 MegaDosX: Oh please
 SkylerRingtail: We're poly!
 couchboyj: 
 MegaDosX: That would be endlessly funny
 CanPlayGames: Streamers are thristy for chats attention
 BigDaddyBland87: dodged a bullet there
 rasterscan: what?!
 DiscordianTokkan: DANG
JadedCynic: wow
NimrodXIV: wow
 Pteraspidomorphi: Nice
  mtvcdm: And we dodged Alex
  Sarah_Serinde: @JadedCynic We dated a different person every time we successfully had a date, I don't know why you're scolding chat
 SymphonicLolita: nice dodge
 SmithKurosaki: I think Chat won
  mtvcdm: We're still in it
 DrLigmaPhD: Gay exes
goombalax: alex lost all his hearts to kathleen
 ElementalAlchemist: whoa
 MegaDosX: Good lord Jordynne
LeeshaJoy: this is like the end of a Mario Party game
 teddywhosabear: YESSSS
 YeetTheRich_: oh GET FUCKED everybody
  mtvcdm: WE WON
 ElementalAlchemist: yay!
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 DiscordianTokkan: EYYYYY
 NewtyNewts: We did it!!!
 EikoandMog: WE WIN
asddsa28: thank you
Alex_Frostfire: Audience win!
 laikagoat:    
 BusTed: 
DekiSystem: yay!
Ryenji: EZ
 MegaDosX: WE DID IT
 SymphonicLolita: 
 0x6772: woooo
 MurphEP: Legoo
 Fruan: Yesssss
Violet__Violence: LET'S GO CHAT
 teddywhosabear: WE ARE BELOVED
WowoT: yeeees
 Gekyouryuu: we rule!
 rasterscan: Yay!
Elsenova_: YEAAAA
 flatluigi: yaaay
 heartofgoldfish: 1!
 stevestein: W0000!
 Bratmon: Victory!
Violet__Violence: LET'SG O
 They_Are_Alyx: 
 GhostValv: 
BlackHumour: WOOOOO!
 SmithKurosaki: 
DAC169: 
 Sage0fMadness: YASSSS
 Twilight_Spark: Yes!
 kalira77:   
 Treble252: We did it!
 BigDaddyBland87:    
  Serifina: yaaaaaaaaay
 Adorabold: yay!!!
 CaptainSpam: YAY!
micalovits: GOT EM
 BaconL0rdes: WE FOUND LOVE
 CanPlayGames:     
 Larkonus: The only time I'll ever win at dating!
 public_key_reveal_party:   
 djalternative: YAY!
 Lizardman175: woo!
trainpants: we win at love!
 SnackPak_:   
 iris_of_ether: 
  terribleplan: we did it
 KiroWhitefin: Got there!
a_guy_7: We did it!
 fastlane250: WE DA BEST
 Jobot180:    
 awmcmillan: yay we're loved
 APartofManny: wooooo
 Izandai: We're such players!
adambomb625: Muhahahaha!
 WhirlwindAbyss: GG
 Drasvin: Woo!
 zed_alpha: Oh god
 LarkSachrosis: 
Misslinnythebaker: YAY!
 Snowcookies: WE WON!!!
Caffine1138: Wheee!
 couchboyj: 
Orxolon:     
 damn_i_am_pretty: they love us, they really love us!
smthng_dffrnt: Huge W for being a ho!
 tidehollowcat: WE DID IT
 CodeIndigo: yay us!
DigitalSeahorse:   
tlv2020: Good job, audience
 hurricanealpaca:   
Mal2mad:    
SaxPython: 
 saucemaster5000: To be fair, our power was perfect
 PharaohBender27:      
 Verrain2: We are awesome!
 VeryBadLifeChoices: 
trainumwalking: We won!!!
 DEATHlikescats: The winner is YOU
viloke_virran: 
 Manae: Has to happen on occason
WriterRaven: First time I've won this game. =P
NimrodXIV: we are best date
 DeM0nFiRe: 
  Serifina: Finally we win one!
 Its_VeeBot:   
 KWardJenx: Let's go!!
 abaoa_qu:  
 KaleidoscopeMind: Yeah! We got all the hair!
 ArmadilloAL: 
 Redbassist: yay!!!
 underhill33:   
 jedi_master_zll: 
Thatwasademo: by the power of hair!
 soulessgamer: We are best daters!
 Pharmacistjudge: you like us! you really really like us!
 BrowneePoints: but yea it's a great secret role game
Orxolon: qooohoooo
 momma_tatts:   
clockworkcrown: poggers
 Slytherin42:  
 Mollylele:   
 badpandabear:    
 A_Catastrophic_Success: WOOOOOO
DigitalSeahorse: 
ghyllnox: 
 LinearGif: Wait what we did it somehow?
 Pteraspidomorphi: Victory through the power of random prompts
TheAinMAP:   
 SpaceBattery: VICTORY!!!!!
 heartofgoldfish: parasocialism is over. now is paracommunism
aezin: VICTORY
  Serifina: ahahahahahaha
 lamina5432:  
 Izandai: 
 NewtyNewts: Bonus points! You got regular points as normal
 sydnius:   
 WalkingProfanity: 
 MegaDosX: Sounds about right
 Bratmon: I've been playing Parasocialism for years, I'm glad it finally paid off!
 YeetTheRich_: LETS GO CHAT
 SkylerRingtail: First time I've seen the Monster Hunter get any bonus points
 MegaDosX: !card mob rule
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 SymphonicLolita: rare cheevo!
DigitalSeahorse: nice
 hold_no_carter: let's go twitch chat!!
Thatwasademo: good job jordynne, btw
DoodlestheGreat: Like I said, Audience wins this game a LOT.
Violet__Violence: hell yeah
 LordZarano: https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/MonsterMingleGame/328c94a0e3c8e14552e29873ca092caf/
 Pteraspidomorphi: Yeees
 Jobot180: Yay! We give achievement!
 gibbousm: I love fibbage
235 raiders from affinityartifacts have joined!
trainumwalking:   
 lamina5432: I think the last time you played this kathleen had the same reaction
 BaconL0rdes: Let's hope we remember how the final round works this time.
 flatluigi: it's weird how the hidden role games where you murder your friends is less awkward
DigitalSeahorse: 
 MegaDosX: Raiders!
Thatwasademo: audience wears their heart on their sleeve
 korvys: @SkylerRingtail It helps that Beej was revealed first
 Dog_of_Myth:  
the777s: it's radi tiem
mitomanox: sounds like monday
 MegaDosX: You just missed chat winning a game
 DEATHlikescats: Fib age is so fun
 Its_VeeBot: Hello raidfriends!
aezin: Whooo! Lying is JUICY
micalovits: Friends!
mishotem: RAID
 affinityartifacts: oh dang
 YeetTheRich_: cori?
 MegaDosX: Hi Olivia!
Laserbeaks_Fury: but 4? Death
ereboslifegod: sup
  mtvcdm: (I will not actively play; what I will do is go look up the answers for when they're revealed so you don't have to do it yourself.)
 matthaus_c: what I'm hearing is I can swallow 2 AAs and be fine?
DigitalSeahorse: tell me lies tell me sweet little lies
 Sage0fMadness:   
 RealGamerCow: Ian, that is false, I have definitely swallowed AAA batteries
 SnackPak_: 
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/SpinelessMoldyYamEleGiggle-q39qaVtKjd867NfI
aezin: i dont know enough about swallowing AA batteries to refute that
nyperold: From each according to his dateability, to each according to his neediness.
 SmithKurosaki: 
 YeetTheRich_: dilophosaurus
JadedCynic: sorry explaining details of the game that might well have been overlooked comes across as 'scolding' - I guess I am incapable of proper communication and will close chat to not annoy anyone
Bigbrrrr69: dilophosaurus 
 affinityartifacts: oh hell yes
mitomanox:   
 RealGamerCow: Fun Fact, I worked in a factory that built Jurassic Park toys in 1999.
Laserbeaks_Fury: We're about to play Quiplash!
 PharaohBender27: 
 MegaDosX: Isn't it Fibbage now?
 ArmadilloAL:  Olivia
DigitalSeahorse: I can't on my phone
aezin: Same though
 YeetTheRich_: congrats?
micalovits: Sooo... Olivia for MOM pre-pre-release?
goombalax: whose.....whose head....
 Earthenone: no quiplash this week, just lies
 Fruan: SHORSE
DigitalSeahorse: yup
 Izandai: Beard extensions are definitely a thing.
 SymphonicLolita: become the most powerful wizard
DoodlestheGreat: LIES LIES LIES YEAH (They gonna get cha...)
 DrLigmaPhD: Ask a drag queen/king
Laserbeaks_Fury: ZZ Top Brand Beard Extensions
 BrowneePoints: beards use spirit gum
 DEATHlikescats: Clip in wefts are so good
SquidVorb: oh wow
DigitalSeahorse: neat
 BrowneePoints: yea that!
 SymphonicLolita: prozaid is great
 MegaDosX: Neat!
 affinityartifacts: prosaide rules
NimrodXIV: 
 GhostValv: 
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Izandai: What's the different?
 MegaDosX: Outstanding
 Forgebold: Gottem
 GhostValv: guru
 kalira77: that's on a level with "I have three cellos"
 Izandai: CORI
DigitalSeahorse: pfft
 asthanius: not armpit hair, just the armpits?
 SmithKurosaki: You get stuff after your name for Diplomas too
Caffine1138: That sounds far more applicable to getting a job than my MA
Laserbeaks_Fury: NO SPONCON
 Nuurgle: merkins r us
 DrLigmaPhD: High friction resistant adhesives
UnknownGerm: Yak hair
 Earthenone: non sponsoled content
 gibbousm: are you extending armpits or armpit hair?
 CodeIndigo: @asthanius extruded armpit
 affinityartifacts: Kahtleen i will paypal you money
 HorusFive: #sponsorshipavailable
sugarsh0t: Kathleen will you say butts on stream
 DEATHlikescats: !tips
sugarsh0t: I don't want to spend money I just want Kathleen to say butts
 affinityartifacts: and that's $50 USD
 DrLigmaPhD: #nosonsold
RainbowPhoenix06: now I am wondering if LRR members are on Cameo?
sugarsh0t: YESSS
 ford_prefect1789: atleast a $ a month
  mtvcdm: !patreon
 affinityartifacts: so that more than 50 CAD
 TheArchitectX: LRR Cameos when?
  LRRbot: 2659 patrons for a total of $20,579.19 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
 gravity_pike: "UPS Lynx is small time."
 gibbousm: friends pay their friends
 DEATHlikescats: !patreon
  LRRbot: 2659 patrons for a total of $20,579.19 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
andysoo89: Best I can do is a coffee and 20 cents
 jedi_master_zll: @gravity_pike That
 mwlsn: Hey chat, if I use the “report playback issue” under the stream settings to report video freezes on one particular platform, does that cause any sort of ding against the channel?
 flatluigi: https://jackbox.tv/gsws
 affinityartifacts: sending kathleen money and she can't stop me
sugarsh0t:   
 MegaDosX: What even was that
  Juliamon: I can pay in $5 installments over the rest of the year?
 Dog_of_Myth: @affinityartifacts YES 
 Drasvin: That's why Beej was hired. For business stuff.
 DrLigmaPhD: Bird is sky horse
 VorlonScout: @sugarsh0t My brain just mapped "Butts on Stream" to the tune of Duran Duran's "Girls on Film", so, uh, thanks
 korvys: No wonder they're so hard to draw
sugarsh0t: @VorlonScout i'm helping!
 NewtyNewts: My Twitch sub is paying for this!
 ElementalAlchemist: It's a really good typeface
 PharaohBender27: 600 I heard we were supposed to send Kathleen money?
 asthanius: Chussy Dickussy
 flatluigi: 2
DoodlestheGreat: 1
adambomb625: 3
 NewtyNewts: 1?
 Pteraspidomorphi: 1
 bubba0077: 2
 Gekyouryuu: Namey McNameFace
 airylan: 2
 NotCainNorAbel: 3
NimrodXIV: 2
 saucemaster5000: Holy crap my useless english degree!
 EikoandMog: 1?
 ElementalAlchemist: 1
 SoaringDragon42: 2
 gravity_pike: 3
 korvys: 2
 Slytherin42: 2
 Diabore: gotta 2, wont fool anyone
dm818: 1
BlackHumour: I hate to say it but 2 is the most convincing
 They_Are_Alyx: 2
 Pteraspidomorphi: 1 seems like the only one that might deceive hee
 PharaohBender27: 1
Laserbeaks_Fury: Mr. Auberge
 MegaDosX: Gotta be 2, 1 is a bit too silly but might get people, 3 is just stupid
 emberBecky: 1 is the only one that isn't obviously wrong i think
 Pteraspidomorphi: Right, well, let's see
micalovits: The answer is often absurd also
Laserbeaks_Fury: My Name is Seth
 Its_VeeBot: <-- Is actually named Hauser...
 DrLigmaPhD: Dr. Wingding McDongerton III
goombalax: Smith-wesson! 
 gibbousm: Kyle feels like a 90s name
 emberBecky: or I guess it could be a coincidence right
 NotCainNorAbel: there is a good answer
 FacelessManAboutTown: I just vote for the funniest one because in the end the audience vote doesn't matter
 LinearGif: Oh sure, Sir Kyle
LeeshaJoy: Backy Diggums sounds very Dickensian
 RealGamerCow: Wilson, King of Prussia?
 iris_of_ether: Tiffany is apparently an older name
Laserbeaks_Fury: Kyle Atredies ?
 saucemaster5000: Baggy Diggums fucked Gollum over
 ElementalAlchemist: @FacelessManAboutTown That's what the likes are for
 SK__Ren: Call Forward
 NotCainNorAbel: IAN!
  mtvcdm: https://www.charlesdickenspage.com/dickens-characters-h-k.html#J
 Pteraspidomorphi: Yayyy
 saucemaster5000: YUP
 MegaDosX: I beg your pardon
 Fruan: It's two very normal names.
 Izandai: wow
 emberBecky: I mean it's a common first and last name
EricTheOrange: Seth is an egytian god
brynnjackamusic: thats foreshadowing
 MegaDosX: Holy cats that's a lot of points
 emberBecky: "very modern" feels misleading though
 tehfewl: i knew a doctor named Michael Jackson
 gibbousm: idk if I would call that Modern
 Drasvin: According to Wikipedia: Kyle comes from Scottish Gaelic. It means "narrow, strait"
 ElementalAlchemist: That's a very Kathleen category 
 Diabore: pegged
 asthanius: "drunk"
sugarsh0t: head
 Izandai: STI test
Laserbeaks_Fury: VD Vaccinations
 flatluigi: 1
 saucemaster5000: @tehfewl "Knew" or "played with"?
 Nuurgle: neutered
Natedogg2: anchor tattoos
 SoaringDragon42: 1
adambomb625: 1
 Izandai: (I'm guessing(
DoodlestheGreat: 1
dm818: 1
 PharaohBender27: 1
goombalax: fu****
NimrodXIV: 2 is good
 DrLigmaPhD: Checked for The Gay
 NotCainNorAbel: 2
 airylan: 1
 HorusFive: Scurvey
 emberBecky: oo I like 1 and 2
 Gekyouryuu: surgically implanted cat ears
 Dog_of_Myth: 2
 They_Are_Alyx: 2
 Pteraspidomorphi: 2 seems great
 ElementalAlchemist: 2
 justthorne: laid
 asthanius: "a job"
Laserbeaks_Fury: Spinach
DigitalSeahorse: there was a Michael Jackson that went to my high school
 Zandivya: tattoos
 Gekyouryuu: just more and more of them
 gibbousm: MJ was like 80s? so 50 years ago
 BaconL0rdes: 1 and 2 both are good.
 gravity_pike: 2
 justthorne: like Spock
smthng_dffrnt: Mine is bugged :^(
 Nuurgle: erections
 EikoandMog: 1 is believable.
 Pharmacistjudge: I am against one of these answers
nyperold: Seaphyllis
 saucemaster5000: we weirdly have good options for once
 LordZarano: I went for the funny answer
 tehfewl: I'm in the Navy right now, and i can't think of the answer
 LinearGif: Whether they needed it or not
 LarkSachrosis: Forklift certified
 TheAwkes: Degaussed.
 gravity_pike: lmao
Laserbeaks_Fury: Jiggy With It
 DiscordianTokkan: 1 for each mom you collect
 MomoNo9: full body shaved
 ElementalAlchemist: 
teejayrivers: a boyfriend
 CodeIndigo: @tehfewl Likely "dried out"
 korvys: Well, divorces +1
epsilon_vee: turns out there's no legal limit
 saucemaster5000: @Pharmacistjudge   can guess which one
 DiamondMX: YMCA certified.
LeeshaJoy: anal probed
 Izandai: @tehfewl Well, were you in the navy 5 years ago?
 DrLigmaPhD: Giving sailors a booster every 3 years was my idea. Hence Ligma
sugarsh0t: just add an S to the end of the first mom tattoo. done
LeeshaJoy: I'm going for the one I hope is true
goombalax: out of the sub 
 Diabore: out of the submarine 
 gibbousm: Beat It was 1982. I would not call Michael Jackson a modern name
 Kaaosa: wait, i don't think any of these are and i was in the navy both before and after 2017
 Mattmitchell45: Battle Battle
 Mollylele: "we DREAMED of living in a cardboard box!"
 tehfewl: @Izandai ive been in since 2007
 Its_VeeBot: "In the Robot"
 Kaaosa: are true*
 m_logan2000: and only 1 grandmother
 Izandai: @tehfewl Oh. Huh.
 DiscordianTokkan: @sugarsh0t A COOL S, even!
 damn_i_am_pretty: that thing when you go to the grandparent store and walk out with eight grandpas
 HorusFive: back in the EVA
Lysander_salamander: Hello everyone!
 tehfewl: seeing these answers, i understand
 PharaohBender27: @gibbousm But it's not a name you think of in the 19th century is the point
 PharaohBender27:  got me!
 Izandai: Damn, I was sure that would be it.
sugarsh0t: @DiscordianTokkan fuck we should go into business together
 DiamondMX: I think there is a vaccine for the beubonuc/black plague, it's just not super effective?
 LinearGif: STD certified
 Earthenone: i actually know someone who was in charge of pepper spraying people in the navy
  mtvcdm: https://www.npr.org/2017/11/23/566213212/navy-to-no-longer-require-pepper-spraying-for-sailors-every-3-years
 Izandai: huh
 Pteraspidomorphi: Wow
 Kaaosa: that is not accurate
 BrowneePoints: nope
 MegaDosX: What
Caffine1138: noone needs to tell the US military to get drunk
 BrowneePoints: know how it feels
 emberBecky: weeird
 BrowneePoints: so you can deal with it
 SkylerRingtail: Yeah, got it right!
 BrowneePoints: if it happens
 BrowneePoints: sister had to do it in the Army
 RealGamerCow: I'ts to know how it feels
 underhill33: oh right, i had heard of that
 Veraphage: They need seasoned troops
 Diabore: damn jordynne
Caffine1138: as someone who was CS'ed every 6months, I can believe that
 Izandai: booooo
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 DiscordianTokkan: @sugarsh0t Hell yea
 ElementalAlchemist: Ian.
hackingducks: yeah they make you get sprayed and force you to put on and take off a protective mask
 EikoandMog: My dad had to do it as a prison guard.
DoodlestheGreat: Oh, Ian.
 sirspate: Canadian reserves does it
 tehfewl: Having been pepper-sprayed, i'm so glad they did get rid of that
 BrowneePoints: You have to get pepper sprayed AND gassed and give your name/rank etc before you can clear
 Diabore: piss statues?
 Izandai: Wow, what a couple of statues.
Lysander_salamander: Lenin?
BMac_oceanusborealis: I've been there
 flatluigi: 3
sugarsh0t: a mirror
 Diabore: 3
 BaconL0rdes: I know this one!
  terribleplan: a third drunk
 PharaohBender27: 2
 Fruan: A third drunk?
Caffine1138: 3
 RealGamerCow: An Onlyfans star
 DrLigmaPhD: A third drunk
EricTheOrange: yo mama
 DiamondMX: There are a surprising number of piss statues around the world.
 gravity_pike: 3
 Slytherin42: 3
 Dog_of_Myth: 3
 SoaringDragon42: 3
adept_nekomancer: 3
Elsenova_: thatcher's grave
 HadesLeprechaun: my shoes, currently
 gibbousm: not the most famous possible statue
 Vilun: Slovakia
 BigDaddyBland87: 3
 airylan: 3
 Zandivya: A third drunk statue
 HorusFive: A small house fire
 emberBecky: ahh we have bad options
SaxPython: a Pope
Laserbeaks_Fury: Campfire
leebenningfield: thatcher again
 VorlonScout: Calvin
DAC169: Elmo
sugarsh0t: caillou
LeeshaJoy: Is this going to get LRR in trouble with Twitch or YouTube?
 DrLigmaPhD: Ur dad
 TheArchitectX: Lenin
 PharaohBender27: I'm wondering if the actual answer will be "a Soviet flag" or something like that
 stevestein: themselves
Laserbeaks_Fury: Calvin
 MurphEP: R KElly
glitched_goddess: A Russian flag? Lol
MadmanOreo: a willing 3rd participant
 LarkSachrosis: That's a moire
 CodeIndigo: @LeeshaJoy nah, it's art
Izandai: The caption at the start of the video was "(loud background water)" by the way.
 ElementalAlchemist: lol
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
LeeshaJoy: each other
 mwlsn: @pharaohbender27 entirely believable
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
goombalax: ooh I hope its shakespere
Lysander_salamander: It's not Soviet Russia, but close enough
EricTheOrange: now cori Calvin is a minor
 FacelessManAboutTown: maggie thatcher's grave because I want it to be true
nyperold: A Prague rock musician
 botanykinggold: Nelly getting after it
 PharaohBender27: @LeeshaJoy Look, if Paul's animal penis quiz didn't get them in trouble, this sure won't
 saucemaster5000: Would love if the answer had been "Slovakia"
 tehfewl: technically they are peeing on the czech republic
 0x6772: Art!
 emberBecky: what did Kafka do
 gibbousm: it's not Irish
 LithelyUnshod: I mean, they are peeing on the Czech Republic
Izandai: @LeeshaJoy hiw what
Izandai: *his
 ElementalAlchemist: got 'em!
adambomb625: Yeah
 laikagoat:   
 BigDaddyBland87: boom!
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 RealGamerCow: face down ass up?
TheAinMAP: Two!
 airylan: points!
 niccus: ian i think you can 3d print a thatcher any time you want
 MegaDosX: Yay, we got people finally
 saucemaster5000: yaay on the board!
 ElementalAlchemist: Czech Republic was a really good answer because it's technically accurate
 Diabore: @LeeshaJoy LRL bit
 BaconL0rdes: @ElementalAlchemist Well little do you know.
 Pteraspidomorphi: Damn it
 emberBecky: I pictured a little map of Russia
 MegaDosX: Good work Beej
 KaleidoscopeMind: specifically happier