BraveNewFaves: test?
NotCainNorAbel: success?
blip2004: tested
BraveNewFaves: Hey my internet is acting funny, whee
matthaus_c: ISP feeling quirky
blip2004 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 49 months!
blip2004: why no autorenew
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, blip2004! (Today's storm count: 43)
Earthenone: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (7m from now).
Earthenone: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the friends you made along the way
matthaus_c: !advice
LRRbot: Make an honest moral inventory of yourself.
TheWriterAleph: lol gottem
jessieimproved: wow actual advice
jessieimproved: topical because I'm reading Seneca right now
NewtyNewts: Almost time for a jack-in-a-box
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a distinct lack of rats
ihlendrax: 🐀 🐀 🐀
laundreydhull: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (4m from now).
NewtyNewts: Has anybody seen my rats?
matthaus_c: viking64Disco
ihlendrax: Oliver ate them
NewtyNewts: Dang, I was saving those for later.
SaxPython: what's good pre-game chat?
matthaus_c: milk cookies are good
SaxPython: @matthaus_c PogChamp
Fruan: jawk bawks!
LeeshaJoy: almost time to box some jacks, or perhaps jack some boxes
KeytarCat: @LeeshaJoy I thought it was like kick box
KeytarCat: Boxing, but you can use jacks
TemporallyAwry: !findquote box
LRRbot: Quote #1086: "Oh! We forgot to check the "NOT feedback" box!" —Graham [2015-11-13]
matthaus_c: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (1s from now).
Manae: !next
NewtyNewts: @KeytarCat Sweet, I've got Jack of Clubs.
blip2004: so close
Manae: lrrSCOOP
NewtyNewts: :offbyone:
matthaus_c: TableHere
Juliamon: Been a rough monday for those
Angreed66: Do we know who will be playing or is it a surprise?
Juliamon: We know at least whoever's on the BNF account is
TheAinMAP: katesAir
mtvcdm: I imagine there will be a group photo in a post momentarily
fastlane250: lrrSIG getting signal? in this economy? lrrSIG
Fanklok: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (2m ago).
They_Are_Alyx: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
SpaceBattery: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
GhostValv: amazonTasteTheRainbow amazonTasteTheRainbow amazonTasteTheRainbow
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
Juliamon: Beyond that, keep your eyes on the Twitter
buttayobread: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
matthaus_c: lrrDOTS lrrSIG lrrARROW
mtvcdm: Or, well, the socials in any case
BigDaddyBland87: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
iris_of_ether: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
NewtyNewts: lrrSIG
Rytel subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 82 months!
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Angreed66: I don't do the bird site for self apparent reasons
tidehollowcat: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
LadyFermata subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 23 months!
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HbombAndFriends: 71 months. This number was a lot nicer 2 months ago.
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Serifina: Who's Jack and why are we shoving him in a box?
Juliamon: You don't have to do the bird site, it'll link the image in here automatically
LadyAiluros subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 54 months!
LadyAiluros: Another month, more bezos bucks
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Crossing the Streams! Let's play some Jackbox games! 📷 ||
Juliamon: Like so!
fastlane250: this gon be good
dragonwarrior000 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 15 months!
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Earthenone: i dont follow twimg links so ill wait for 4 minutes
ChippTunes: Oh goodie
saucemaster5000: Jack and the Bean Box. There's a joke there, I swear
NevermorePainting subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 19 months, currently on a 9 month streak!
NevermorePainting: BOX BOX BOX
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TheAinMAP: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: highly experienced furniture yeeters
Violet__Violence: hello chatizens
SpaceBattery: Pride100 Pride100 Pride100 Pride100 Pride100 box jacks!
McGurganatorZX subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 52 months!
McGurganatorZX: 52 months, that's a little more than half a year
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, McGurganatorZX! (Today's storm count: 51)
Drasvin: !advice
LRRbot: Obey Heather.
mtvcdm: Kathleen, Ian, Beej, Cori, Jordynne, Alex our roster for the evening.
albatros064: @LRRbot that strikes me as really good advice
LeeshaJoy: anyone recognize what game this music is from?
TheMandrew: yes Botster
iarethel0ser: @LRRbot Less "advice" than "natural law".
paronomasiac042 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 70 months!
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matthaus_c: !badadvice
LRRbot: Buy more gachapon.
paronomasiac042: always buy more gachapon
s1ck1y: hi gamers !
buttayobread: Hello!
Alex_Frostfire: I've been playing Minish Cap lately, going for 100%. I could do with less gachapon.
Violet__Violence: heya!
WhirlwindAbyss: hello
CocoaMix86: woo, finally caught one live!
mtvcdm: Obeying Heather is just a thing that happens, really. It's metaphysically impossible not to.
TemporallyAwry: !quote jack
LRRbot: Quote #6578: "One of these days I will have a friend group that can rotate cushions for me." —cheetoJack [2019-11-15]
NewtyNewts: Game it up!
forestfieldforestfield subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 52 months!
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WiJohn subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 11 months!
WiJohn: Begone adds!
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KBKarma subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 27 months, currently on a 26 month streak!
KBKarma: That's... over a year? Maybe? Anyway, happy Jackboxing time!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, KBKarma! (Today's storm count: 55)
SaxPython: !control
LRRbot: Nelson is in control.
Metalupis subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 110 months!
Metalupis: that is a lot of months
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Metalupis! (Today's storm count: 56)
Welbog subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 61 months, currently on a 61 month streak!
Welbog: Hello, happy Valentine's Day Steve
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SpaceBattery: !quote chaos
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
KBKarma: Oh, new Jackbox?
Fanklok: I just had a commercial tell me to "respect my public region"
SpaceBattery: bus
Dog_of_Myth subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 46 months, currently on a 46 month streak!
Dog_of_Myth: Let's Jack those Boxes!
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Gaelan_Maestro subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 22 months!
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micalovits: !findquote chaos
LRRbot: Quote #8259: "I want chaos!!!" —Adam [2022-10-02]
TemporallyAwry: @Fanklok ... phrasing!?
SymphonicLolita: time for Jack Black's Party Hack!
Angreed66: Ooh from the unfinty ppr
Fanklok: @temporallyawry oh no, autocorrect that should have said pubic
Arclight_Dynamo: Why does this sound like the Selenitic Age in Myst?
BaconL0rdes subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months, currently on a 16 month streak!
BaconL0rdes: Oh boy, two decades!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, BaconL0rdes! (Today's storm count: 60)
LordZarano: has a dark mode
Orxolon: everything is fine!
LeeshaJoy: @SymphonicLolita okay seriously Jack Black playing Jackbox would rule
DaxStrife: I thought this was the sound of the Mass Effect menu.
ArisuGunplaSFW subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 4 months, currently on a 2 month streak!
ArisuGunplaSFW: 4 months!? That's some good sauerkraut!
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matthaus_c: !findquote jack
LRRbot: Quote #2179: "You're gonna jack the stream? That's dangerous, Ian!" —Heather [2016-03-27]
SpaceBattery: @Arclight_Dynamo oh damn u right it does
KBKarma: Here we GOOOOOO.
Tempest2097: Ah just in time
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
Violet__Violence: aw yissssss
Lyropithic: Woo!
ah_fantastico subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 32 months, currently on a 32 month streak!
ah_fantastico: Here to watch the Jax get boxed!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, ah_fantastico! (Today's storm count: 62)
LordZarano: jlrrCooltunes
tidehollowcat: A while back there was an American politics news headline that said pubic instead of public. very amusing.
tehfewl: jacking boxes!
iris_of_ether: benginDance benginDance benginDance
Natimus_Prime subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 85 months!
Natimus_Prime: Party time!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Natimus_Prime! (Today's storm count: 63)
arkham1981 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 21 months!
arkham1981: Looks like the sub is old enough to drink.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, arkham1981! (Today's storm count: 64)
Serifina: Game time
Serifina: wheeeee
Geldaran subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 67 months!
Geldaran: Whooooo!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Geldaran! (Today's storm count: 65)
GenericHerooo: !findquote box
LRRbot: Quote #5235: "What are we gonna do, NOT open the talking magic box?" —Ben [2018-08-04]
James_the_Dabbler: Time for gam
KBKarma: gam gam gam
matthaus_c: @tidehollowcat we need more pubic inquiries
KBKarma: So, who's up?
LinearGif subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 30 months, currently on a 26 month streak!
LinearGif: Jacket box
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KBKarma: Is there an echo on Kathleen?
kusinohki: playfr3Hello
emberBecky: \o/
Angreed66: It's good to keep both pubic and public areas clean.
michellerapp: OMG JORDYNNE
mtvcdm: The stakes have never been!
CallMeCal1987 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 29 months!
CallMeCal1987: Wooo! Streams Crossed!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, CallMeCal1987! (Today's storm count: 67)
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Go Jack for the win
Pteraspidomorphi: Bit of Kathleen echo?
rasterscan: Echo echo echoooo
TheAinMAP: Hello.
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
JocelyneAnne subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 75 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, JocelyneAnne! (Today's storm count: 68)
GhostValv: tqsClap
BrowneePoints: I too hear a very, very faint echo
mtvcdm: !patreon
LRRbot: 2659 patrons for a total of $20,579.19 per month.
Gritgutz: here we are
Arclight_Dynamo: Yes, there is a tiny Kathleen echo.
Boon_33: Howdy LRR
SquidVorb: Does Kathleen have another device in the room?
mtvcdm: !store
LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun has a store! You can buy Shirt, or Sleeve, or Playmat, or Pin, or Other! Check out for the full catalog.
LordZarano: @KBKarma Very slightly
Gekyouryuu subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 109 months!
Gekyouryuu: back jox! ...jock bax? xock baj!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Gekyouryuu! (Today's storm count: 69)
SpaceBattery: small echo!! i thought it was me at first
BrowneePoints: it's VERY faint
lady_olynder: i hear it
emberBecky: barely hear echo. it could just be someone's headphones
Tempest2097: There is a VERY slight echo
Blakemcm: u sound good to me
Angreed66: It's slight enough to be fine
kilnfiendpotter: JORDYNNE!
Piecrust9: I hear no echo
Fruan: I normally try not to comment on streamer's appearances, but Jordynne is looking incredible tonight.
KBKarma: It's my boi!
Violet__Violence: oh ian
korvys: It does sound like a speaker->mic type echo
mtvcdm: ian.
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Dog_of_Myth: Perfect
Drasvin: Echo has been fixed
SaxPython: NotLikeThis CurseLit NotLikeThis
SymphonicLolita: perfect
Pteraspidomorphi: Sounds delicious
Davlenagain: so garfield?
kilnfiendpotter: Ah, circular lasagna.
saucemaster5000: Lasagna of R'yhleh
Violet__Violence: mood
Robot_Bones: Ian, I'm so hungry don't do this
Caffine1138: Why you attack me like this Beej?
NightValien28: seem normal, rough with Ian there
LeeshaJoy: Non-Euclidean Lasagna Construction is my favorite Mechanisms album
tehfewl: i have made circle lasagna
kilnfiendpotter: Lovecraft would hate lasagna, btw.
lirazel64: It's still echoing
Gritgutz: This isn't a garfield kart stream though
blip2004: that foot feel
KBKarma: Mmm, deep piles.
flatluigi: writes down 'shag' 'underfoot' and 'filthy'
iris_of_ether: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
RealGamerCow: Get into that Conversation Pit
BaconL0rdes: @kilnfiendpotter The man hated everything, this surprises no one.
matthaus_c: filthy underfoot shagging
KBKarma: That was fast.
Bunnarchist: buffpupHUH
SmithKurosaki: sergePun
laikagoat: mic 5
TemporallyAwry: !mic5
BaconL0rdes: Ooh mute.
SymphonicLolita: muted
Violet__Violence: no voice
mtvcdm: Our theme is silence
Blakemcm: muted
micalovits: Silence is also a theme
tehfewl: muted mics
Arclight_Dynamo: Jordan is muted to us.
Metalupis: muted
BrowneePoints: @kilnfiendpotter Until you told him it's actually British and then it would be his FAVORITE dish in the world
korvys: No audio from Jordynne
KBKarma: I can't!
ShaneLeeAtk: Mic 5
Gritgutz: i love muted theme
Drasvin: Mic 5
KBKarma: Mic 5!
LinearGif: Ghost words
LeeshaJoy: our theme is a muted microphone
kilnfiendpotter: "Luxurious Yet Filthy": The New Las Vegas Motto
TheWriterAleph: The Sound of Silence
WiJohn: Theme is no voice comms
RealGamerCow: "oh No!
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
MegaDosX: Silence is definitely a valid theme
Lord_Hosk: You have a patreon?
despoilerofsouls: good theme
PMAvers: Technical Problems is the theme for tonight.
jedi_master_zll: benginDab
Gritgutz: the theme is [redacted]
bigburley97: Mic 5!
Geldaran: !mic 5
RealGamerCow: Nope
Caffine1138: Still nothing :(
pn55: Jordynne lrrSHINE
sho_supercharge subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 71 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, sho_supercharge! (Today's storm count: 70)
mtvcdm: Our theme is a four-day darkness retreat.
Zephyrking13: theme is MIMES!
A_Catastrophic_Success: lrrFRUMP
KBKarma: So, a collab with the Technical Difficulties?
ArisuGunplaSFW: lmao
Violet__Violence: nawp
Violet__Violence: ;laksjdf
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Violet__Violence: byeeeeeeee
laikagoat: annnnd bye jordynne
Metalupis: annnnnd gone
GhostValv: benginO7
RealGamerCow: Goodbye
bigburley97: Oh no a void!!!
anonymouse_1991: It was interesting seeing the reactions with no idea what was said!
mtvcdm: Bye Jordynne
SymphonicLolita: wrong button!!
fastlane250: they gone!
Metalupis: hello
NotCainNorAbel: hello!
WriterRaven: The theme is making mistakes with the tech.
Juliamon: there she is!
TheWriterAleph: byeee Jordynne!
micalovits: Hai!
ArisuGunplaSFW: HOORAW
BaconL0rdes: AHA
jedi_master_zll: benginO7
kilnfiendpotter: Oh no!!!
Tempest2097: Hello!
KBKarma: Oh, cool.
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
pn55: Yay!
Violet__Violence: YAY WE HEAR JORDYNNE
DoodlestheGreat: HI THERE!
SaxPython: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
fastlane250: they back!
emberBecky: woo
laikagoat: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Gritgutz: Jordynne!!!!!!
Piecrust9: HELLO
ladyjessica: Yay
CururuGuasu: Returned from the shadow realm
KBKarma: Oh neat!
SmithKurosaki: Technical issues is the theme clearly
bigburley97: JORDYNNE'S BACK
Violet__Violence: bahahahaa
LinearGif: Worth it!
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Octo
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: Both sound great tbh
tidehollowcat: Oh hell yeah
Ivalenz_: kivaHi
j0biwan: Yay, editing!
SaxPython: JIT: Editing
Dog_of_Myth: hahah
Natimus_Prime: Today's theme is: "Fix it in Post"
Piecrust9: Kathleen better give us a theme too
kilnfiendpotter: Um, YES. I want to hear about Penelope's perspective about all of those dudes dying to her long estranged husband.
Twilight_Spark: Time is always nonlinear, that's relativity!
KBKarma: Honestly, I would have liked to hear that reinterpretation of the Homeric classics, Jordynne.
DiamondMX subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 63 months!
DiamondMX: I have stolen mic 5 and I will not bring it back unless my demands for more Beej are met.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, DiamondMX! (Today's storm count: 71)
MegaDosX: Nonlinear time no less
Blakemcm: i got that joke cori
micalovits: Multi part, like a proper odyssey!
j0biwan subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 17 months, currently on a 17 month streak!
j0biwan: Yay, time!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, j0biwan! (Today's storm count: 72)
nyperold: I would have believed that was a bit, just mouthing your answer instead of letting sound out.
Drasvin: Oooo. Non-linear Time
Molladia: Cori has hair colours agains
Dog_of_Myth: The Wheel!!
NewtyNewts: Wheel!
saucemaster5000: Noneuclidian Lasagna with Non-Linear Thyme
LinearGif: It is not my time?
matthaus_c: wheel so big, so vascular
TemporallyAwry: Time is a lot like a Non-Euclidean Lasagna isn't it PridePog
Gritgutz: what if i dom
tidehollowcat subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 47 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, tidehollowcat! (Today's storm count: 73)
mrverbal: Wheel! Of! Proportions!
Malkmaven1176: All hail The Wheel!
orangeceltic71 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 41 months!
orangeceltic71: Woot!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, orangeceltic71! (Today's storm count: 74)
Sethalidos: Ian, no
MrQBear: @Gritgutz Then your support is slightly more aggressive, but caring?
kilnfiendpotter: A wheel is non Euclidean, so Lovecraft would also hate that.
mtvcdm: (There may also be an app in the stream for you to do clickage on)
BrowneePoints: Ivvi is my FAVORITE
Drasvin: !advice
LRRbot: Bask in the silence.
BrowneePoints: DAMNIT IAN
NewtyNewts: ivvi!
SnowBuddy18: 4 6
DaxStrife: IVVI is my favorite Pokemon.
Gritgutz: @Gritgutz yayyyy
BrowneePoints: I was JUST typing the same joke
BaconL0rdes: Clickity clack.
korvys: Someone has a very loud keyboard
Gritgutz: How big are frogs
BrowneePoints: Ian loves him a clackey keyboard
TemporallyAwry: Activate the Keyboard PridePog
SymphonicLolita: ian's clacks
BaconL0rdes: Ahah, it's Ian.
TheWriterAleph: wheel of possibilities, turn turn turn...
kilnfiendpotter: Ian, which switches do you have on your keyboard?
RealGamerCow: Ian coming to us from beautiful downtown Kamurocho
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I've seen bigger.
CaptainSpam: Alex is over in the Shame Column, apparently.
Gritgutz: I assume Ian just has a typewriter hooked up
MegaDosX: Well, I mean, it's pretty big
saucemaster5000: I've been to this wheel party
Fruan: That is a beautiful room code
LinearGif: I've seen some wheels in my time
Gritgutz: beeg wheel
Angreed66: What are the odds at least one question is promo for the lrr store?
ihorner: @kilnfiendpotter It's an IBM Model-F repro. The granddaddy of the Model M. It weights almost 4 KG.
MadWolf1290: I love how EXTRA this game is
bigburley97: The winner wheel seems like it has a lot of ways to lose for a winner wheel
SkylerRingtail: Evening folks
nyperold: Possible, do we have anything for scale?
kilnfiendpotter: @ihorner Oh HECK. That's very impressive!
KBKarma: I've seen bigger wheels.
A_Catastrophic_Success: This game s wheely good
SymphonicLolita: hat hat hat hat
kusinohki: wheels within wheels. you spin me right round...
mtvcdm: RIP Feed Dump
RealGamerCow: Done
NewtyNewts: Haaaats
niccus: oh i love castelvetrano on my nicoise
kilnfiendpotter: You know, any of these can be a kind of hat if you try hard enough.
TemporallyAwry: Anything is a hat if you're brave enough ;p
DiscordianTokkan: Love me a Castlevania hat
Gritgutz: hats hats hats
princess_intell: a 9 POUND keyboard?!?!?!?!
HbombAndFriends: There are other sources of trivia, but they don’t have… this hat!
Welbog: Beanie is a kind of baby
Warstratigier: Ok...what is a "pork pie" hat?
RealGamerCow: There ARE two salads there
Blargant: hat what looks like a pork pie
Arclight_Dynamo: Panamas are usually made of fine straw.
BrowneePoints: Belloc in Indiana Jones wears one
Metalupis: long long maaaaan
kilnfiendpotter: Panama hats are also hecking expensive.
DoodlestheGreat: The pork pie hat is delicious with mustard.
raulghoulia: I would love a castlevania hat
BrowneePoints: or one close to it
mtvcdm: Well, this is Cori's
niccus: porkpie hat is the one that looks like it wants some pea mush
heartofgoldfish: holy hell!
korvys: I mean, #1 is argueable
TemporallyAwry: Bishop Beatdown PrideLaugh
Arclight_Dynamo: I... can 100% this question. Wow.
KBKarma: Same.
kilnfiendpotter: Which one of these refers to a bluetooth enabled adult toy?
Gritgutz: there's also some good real ones lol
matthaus_c: I wanna be part of a bishop beatdown
Fruan: I love zugzwang
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: Never trust someone who paraphrases Cormac McCarthy.
KBKarma: I think I have one I'm not sure of.
tehfewl: the ol rope-a-dope
SymphonicLolita: rope-a-dope
princess_intell: @kilnfiendpotter WHY
SaxPython: BBBBishop BBBBeatdown!
EricTheOrange: the bishop beatdown this friday at the vatican
RealGamerCow: I honestly don't know if thrust and parry is one.
WriterRaven: Bishop Beatdown is the name of my new Men At Work cover band.
LinearGif: as the chessmeisters say, "queen me"
FacelessManAboutTown: zugzwang is real LMAO
mtvcdm: Bishop Beatdown, live on PPV
Gritgutz: Zugzwang is a german term for being forced to make a bad move
SymphonicLolita: sounds about right
Twilight_Spark: Zugzwang is kinda technical.
Fanklok: en passant is how you trick people into thinking you cheat at chess
NewtyNewts: Got a 12
Mysticman89: thats when you're forced to make a bad move essentially
Lyropithic: Zugzwang is real!?
heartofgoldfish: How can only 39% of the audience be right about who did best?!
FacelessManAboutTown: @Gritgutz Is correct
micalovits: Its when you force the opponent to make a move they don't want to
nyperold: Schadenfreude is what you can engage in when your opponent makes a stupid move.
Twilight_Spark: It refers to a situation where a player may prefer not to make any move but must.
niccus: zugzwang is like in mario party when you're forced to take the beehive
Fruan: @Lyropithic It's real and it's fantastic
SnowBuddy18: no, you need to have FRIEND to play chess
rasterscan: Ew
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
SymphonicLolita: LUL
SquidVorb: LUL
mtvcdm: JORDYNNE
RealGamerCow: I mean BUTT PLUGS could be considered part of chess now
Tempest2097: LUL burn
CururuGuasu: If they were your friends, they wouldn’t ask you to play chess
NightValien28: nice jordynne
kusinohki: I only knew zugzwang because of a chess book and a last exile episode title
rasterscan: Thank you, Jordynne
kilnfiendpotter: I mean, Jordynne's right
MegaDosX: Shots fired
TemporallyAwry: Yeah, he didn't age well.
jedi_master_zll: benginDab
EricTheOrange: the one with the bear
korvys: The Pretty Good Gatsby
BrowneePoints: GAME!!!
LinearGif: This really strains the definition of "trivia"
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Lyropithic: Cursed
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
SaxPython: woof
laikagoat: fionLOL
GhostValv: D:
matthaus_c: holy shit
pn55: lrrWOW
Bunnarchist: rebeck6WHEZ
Twilight_Spark: Wow.
Davlenagain: wow
niccus: the numbers work!
underhill33: jesus h christ
kilnfiendpotter: I rather think that anyone over 30 gets tired of Leo
SpaceBattery: pardonfuck???
Twilight_Spark: Good joke.
LarkSachrosis: (X) Doubt
SymphonicLolita: I heard one that was like "women just get bored of hi their mid-20's"
Welbog: Oh dear
RealGamerCow: as Cameron once said "Pardonfuck?"
Gritgutz: I sure do love movie
ArisuGunplaSFW: Gilbert grape
BrowneePoints: Romeo and Juliet
BrowneePoints: The Revenant
LeeshaJoy: imagine a universe where the commentary styles for chess and pro wrestling are reversed.
Metalupis: Revenant
SaxPython: "Love"
kilnfiendpotter: It's wild that Margot Robbie is too old for Leo to date
circusofkirkus: Cocaine Bear?
bigburley97: There's a theory that Leo just really like immature humor and breaks up with them when they stop finding fart jokes funny
Manae: I did get a laugh out of the opposite hypothesis: only under-25's can stand Leo, then mature and no longer do just like everyone else
MrQBear: @LeeshaJoy He's Castling from the Top Rope! Oh my GOD!
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FacelessManAboutTown: Bear as in the animal or gay man?
RealGamerCow: shutter island? Really?
iris_of_ether: Cori :D
blip2004: Inception? I have no idea who people are it seems
TheMandrew: What's the one with the island that isn't The Island, or Shutter Island?
EikoandMog: I forgot about Romeo+Juliet. I LIKED that movie.
saucemaster5000: He wasn't in inception he just implant that idea in us
TheDailyMapleSyrup: I dislike John a McDonald & refuse to date anyone who experienced him
SaxPython: MorphinTime MorphinTime MorphinTime
DoodlestheGreat: I just can't believe they missed "Inception."
korvys: Actually, he was just the pretty good gatsby
BrowneePoints: I was incensed too Kathleen!
flatluigi: this game might predate the beach?
MadWolf1290: the car alarm sound. *chef kiss*
BrowneePoints: That movie is phenomenal but SAD
KBKarma: The Wheel is objectively wrong.
CururuGuasu: Power Slice is the green Soda Ranger
mtvcdm: It didn't say 6 best or 6 most awarded, it said 6 favorite.
niccus: at the very least it must have started development before the beach
Diabore: @DoodlestheGreat the wheel even hinted by saying he was dreamy in this movie
nyperold: Not my fault, wheel. I'm being asked to predict before I even see the question.
RealGamerCow: Do the slices get randomized>
TheMandrew: The Beach was before 9/11 so it's to old for Leo
DoodlestheGreat: @DoodlestheGreat I KNOW! So easy...
mtvcdm: @RealGamerCow They all choose where to put them down.
niccus: the players pick where the slices are placed. which is like randomized but your fault
SymphonicLolita: ez game
HbombAndFriends: My sister plays sax in a ska band.
Gritgutz: Active gaming
SmithKurosaki: Wolf of Wall, Gangs of NY, Catch me, and Rev should have all been on there
BrowneePoints: honestly real talk, as ...skeevy as his dating choices have gotten as he's older, he STILL deserved an Oscar for Gilbert Grape and it's a travesty he didn't get it
Angreed66: The wheel is always kind
matthaus_c: the wheel just wants to make you satisfied
RealGamerCow: mtvcdm thanks
princess_intell: all hail wheel
saucemaster5000: They gave it to him for "The Revenant" instead. "The Revenant"....
mtvcdm: Power Slice!
heartofgoldfish: @BrowneePoints Yeah but he would've given it back since that was more than 25 years ago
MegaDosX: Power Slice sounds like something Vince from Sham Wow would be promoting
Gritgutz: the slicinator
DaxStrife: Make the points kiss
Diabore: beej jordynne
SymphonicLolita: LUL
MegaDosX: :O
Violet__Violence: ;alsdjkf
MrQBear: 50 points!
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
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SaxPython: #Choices
MrQBear: the disrespect!
adept_nekomancer: How dare?
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
MegaDosX: *Halo announcer* Betrayal!
DoodlestheGreat: LUL
lady_olynder: the most minor inconvenience, so wonderful
TheMandrew: over there being down the hall?
NewtyNewts: 50 points to Beej
EikoandMog: WOOOOW
BrowneePoints: also fun fact, Leo, Elijah Wood, Macauly Culkin, Toby Maguire AND Sam Riegel from Critical Role all went to the same Fine Arts High School
princess_intell: walk a whole 10-30 feet
KBKarma: Is.... is the Wheel getting off on this?
MegaDosX: F
EikoandMog: @KBKarma Probably?
gravity_pike: yeah, kathleen got the goth square
micalovits: Rude point theft!
Drasvin: Oh my
MegaDosX: @gravity_pike On brand at least
Angreed66: redistribution of wealth
mtvcdm: Eat The Rich
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zed_alpha: Crappy day, this makes it better. Thanks for streaming.
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BrowneePoints: if Rhythm Cafe last night taught us anything, behind you is a non-euclidean butthole
the_one_and_only_kim: or 20,000 to repeatedly not win, like Nellie
CaptainSpam: This is the sort of game you're not supposed to try to meta. It just doesn't work that way.
matthaus_c: CIA lmao
RealGamerCow: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
kilnfiendpotter: Oh YES
Diabore: i like cia=colour is awesome
bigburley97: I recognize one
kilnfiendpotter: This is absolutely something I know, and I'm not proud of it
MrQBear: I need Samurai Breaks a Nail to be real. Please someone tell me this is a real one.
zerragonoss: Just slam all of them
GredGredmansson: "I'm Not Really A Waitress" love it
Juliamon: Nail polish names are a trove of puns
heartofgoldfish: i guess i have a nail polish company to look up
LeeshaJoy: I would be astonished if any of these *aren't* actual OPI colors.
EikoandMog: I have NO IDEA
adept_nekomancer: Who could possibly be an enemy of fire?
LarkSachrosis: Papa Soup!
thundershot879: curses I uses Essie!!
SymphonicLolita: Papa Soup Rings The Bell is the name of my...Papa Roach cover band
SaxPython: Please let it just be all of them
KBKarma: What *is* OPI?
Diabore: tickle my france-y LUL
saucemaster5000: Why am I annoyed they misspelled Linkin Park?
heartofgoldfish: @adept_nekomancer I have an anime to recommend
EikoandMog: @adept_nekomancer I dunno, fire tends to not agree with me.
kilnfiendpotter: I mean, if they're not the names of colors now, they ought to be!
KBKarma: Thank you, Kathleen!
mtvcdm: I'm Not Really A Waitress
princess_intell: not that expensive
GredGredmansson: @saucemaster5000 because you're annoyed that they didn't pay them the rights to the name
princess_intell: you can buy them at target
BrowneePoints: Also, game, Goths can like Pink, Glam Goth is a THING
MrQBear: Yes! I wanted it to be real and it was! Samurai Breaks a Nail is my favorite final attack.
kilnfiendpotter: I had a really intense nail polish phase.
Juliamon: It's a step above drugstore Sally Hansen
Juliamon: but it's not, like, SUPER fancy
RealGamerCow: Kant
gravity_pike: OH, lincoln park the park, not the band
flatluigi: omg ian
GredGredmansson: damn ian
MegaDosX: Oh wow
rasterscan: Ian
laikagoat: wow ian
heartofgoldfish: hahah, i voted for ian to do best
MegaDosX: Ian with the no scope
Warstratigier: puns....uuuuuggggghhh
adept_nekomancer: Ian with the one-shot
micalovits: Did Ian nail it with no clue???
GredGredmansson: i iknew that was the right choice
mtvcdm: (Reminder: 20,000 doesn't mean you win, it means you're *eligible* to win. Huge difference.)
princess_intell: expensive compared to sinful colors, not compared to butter london
KBKarma: Oh, easy peasy.
LeeshaJoy: so crates
zed_alpha: @kilnfiendpotter I don't know you personally at all, but I'd be remiss if I didn't put in the old, bad joke of just saying "had?"
ArisuGunplaSFW: aristotle..
niccus: oh, the one that's these nuts
Tempest2097: Ah Socrates
Anubis169: Yay! Backjox!
Diabore: @micalovits and with one guess
HbombAndFriends: Socrates
BrowneePoints: wow this question is slipping like sands through the hourglass
heartofgoldfish: Ah, Artist-otle
DoodlestheGreat: It's just a matter of spelling.
DiscordianTokkan: Bofades
Fruan: So-Crates
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LeeshaJoy: So. Crates. They have stuff in theme.
bigburley97: Euripades
CururuGuasu: Socrates Johnson?
KBKarma: I have a bust of Socrates.
kilnfiendpotter: @zed_alpha LOL, fair. I stopped though, because pottery and nail polish don't really mix.
Warstratigier: lul....
gravity_pike: who died and made Plato the king of philosophy?
KBKarma: I bought it in Athens for way too much money.
RealGamerCow: im sorry what Ian?
raulghoulia: @gravity_pike quality reference
Its_VeeBot: So Crates
TheArchitectX: In the eternal words of Socrates, "I drank what?"
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DelphineSynastria: more like socra teez NUTS amirite
zed_alpha: @kilnfiendpotter oh? What happens? Do you get polish in the clay or clay in the polish?
SymphonicLolita: I'm in a philosophy class right now
LeeshaJoy: I'm disappointed it wasn't Diogenes
albatros064: i named a mail server after socrates
JadedCynic: @LeeshaJoy Diogenes was more a rebel.
SymphonicLolita: vomitory LUL
matthaus_c: love larv a
DoodlestheGreat: larva...
MrQBear: h yes, Regret, right after Improv. ' <'
gravity_pike: larval stage
korvys: anger, denial, bargining...
Lord_Hosk: Big, small, medium
kilnfiendpotter: @zed_alpha More that it chips off super easily, because clay is really just a bunch of tiny tiny rocks suspended in water.
Its_VeeBot: Larva LUL
SnowBuddy18: thrust
mtvcdm: HINT: The wrong answers are filthy lies.
Pteraspidomorphi: I thought vomitory was the antechamber
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adept_nekomancer: Be careful of tsunamis when performing on a thrust stage
RealGamerCow: Why did my name just come up with the term Beejypt?
tehfewl: never got out of the larval stage
BrowneePoints: AHA ALL OF THEM!
BrowneePoints: Vomitory is PART of the theatre
zed_alpha: @kilnfiendpotter ah! okay that makes sense. Thanks!
vensers_lab_tech: Vomitorium is under the stage
MegaDosX: Backstage isn't technically part of the stage >_>
Thatwasademo: the vomitorium is the entrance, not a stage
korvys: Vomitory is part of the theatre, not the stage
mtvcdm: The vomitorium is basically the entrance lobby.
MegaDosX: Man this announcer is so extra
GredGredmansson: the car alarm noise gets me every time
Lord_Hosk: Twitch is the labyrinth of pain and despair
nyperold: And one is a stage of insect development.
DoodlestheGreat: Look, the game is unfair in so many different ways, what's one more? HahaShrugLeft HahaShrugMiddle HahaShrugRight
Angreed66: It's still better to go on 2x slices
NewtyNewts: Vomitorium is the doorway
JadedCynic: @Lord_Hosk Almost - Twitter is a closer match
EikoandMog: Audience time!
Thatwasademo: Oh boy!
NewtyNewts: Our slice!
mtvcdm: Now we have the power!
adept_nekomancer: Thanks Cori!
MegaDosX: Oh boy
GredGredmansson: lrrHAM
Thatwasademo: ham
Diabore: MIX
TemporallyAwry: lrrHAM !
RealGamerCow: lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM
EricTheOrange: CHAOS!
Angreed66: Chaos
zed_alpha: team chaos
EikoandMog: Mix! It! Up!
tidehollowcat: CHAOS
Dog_of_Myth: Chaos!!!
BigDaddyBland87: here comes the chaos
Fruan: C H A O S
mtvcdm: CHAOS!
MegaDosX: benginChaos
NewtyNewts: Cows!
jedi_master_zll: benginChaos
NonjaBiru: choas!
Malkmaven1176: ChAoS!
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown chaos
vicarbatman: chaos!!
airylan: chaos!
SymphonicLolita: chows!
NewtyNewts: I mean, Chaos!
leachjus: lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM
CaptainSpam: More random!
JadedCynic: Twitch is more the hedge maze of ambiguity
HbombAndFriends: benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos
AnderKryst: benginChaos
Aarek: benginChaos
saucemaster5000: I was saying Boo-urns....
LarkSachrosis: Not even close, lol
MegaDosX: If we ever don't vote chaos then something has gone terribly wrong
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Larkonus: LRR Chat: Never not chaos.
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Its_VeeBot: Chat is chaotic, but predictable.
NewtyNewts: No more x2s
princess_intell: feel proud kathleen we get it from you
Fruan: Wow, Kathleen just got hosed
JadedCynic: Gee, that Army of Chaos seems suspiciously well-organized...
mtvcdm: Nobody in a winning position yet.
airylan: @YeetTheRich_ predictable isn't chaos ...
MegaDosX: @YeetTheRich_ I mean. As predictable as a monolith of hundreds of people can be.
iarethel0ser: Chat has two modes: chaos, and chaos by 50/50 ordering.
TheWriterAleph: Chat has a Brand.
Geshtal: I believe its just called organized chaos
Diabore: 3 people can get score limit
SmithKurosaki: Chat choosing Chaos? Never
mtvcdm: Ian has reached a winning position.
LordZarano: Chaotic lawful
MegaDosX: 1/3 shot to win
princess_intell: where did we learn the chaos though
Angreed66: only 33% chance
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
GredGredmansson: GOT IT
matthaus_c: YOOOO
laikagoat: zoeyDab zoeyDab zoeyDab
mtvcdm: BALLGAME
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
KBKarma: Game, set, and match.
MegaDosX: Good lord Ian
ElementalAlchemist: gg lrrIAN
TemporallyAwry: !SpeedRun
BigDaddyBland87: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TheWriterAleph: lrrHORN
Diabore: half hour game
Boon_33: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SmithKurosaki: FBtouchdown
YeetTheRich_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
lady_olynder: ggez
Its_VeeBot: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
KeytarCat: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 27:57.
leachjus: Really appreciate that “keep playing the game” is indicated by a skull
EikoandMog: FBtouchdown
matthaus_c: HAH
gravity_pike: FBtouchdown
TheAinMAP: FallWinning
zed_alpha: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
TheWriterAleph: LUL
NightValien28: Ian is OP
matthaus_c: IAN HORNER
AnderKryst: benginTry
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
emberBecky: lmao
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL fionLOL
Bunnarchist: LMAO
coachNelly: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrIAN lrrHORN lrrHORN
SymphonicLolita: LUL
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooooo
mtvcdm: IAN
airylan: ian!
SpaceBattery: iubriuvobsivbs
iris_of_ether: :D
DekiSystem: LOL
LarkSachrosis: vargBulk
vensers_lab_tech: Game set and match Richter
BigDaddyBland87: wow!!!
NightValien28: HAHAHAHA
SkylerRingtail: HORNER
YeetTheRich_: well ...
ElementalAlchemist: ongLOL
BrowneePoints: Is this the first one and done?
MegaDosX: Ian "McCarthy" Horner
JadedCynic: and the answer?
YeetTheRich_: hm
EikoandMog: LUL
zed_alpha: At long last, have you no sense of decen--oh wait, you're Ian
kilnfiendpotter: Ian is asking the WHEEL if they're a Communist?
YeetTheRich_: sounds like dodging the question
adept_nekomancer: Wheel clearly doesn't want to answer
MegaDosX: That sounds like what a Communist would say!
micalovits: Sus wheel
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zed_alpha: mawp
niccus: i think we just witnessed a banana bread
CaptainSpam: Damn. Good dodge, wheel.
GredGredmansson: hell yeah
laikagoat: aw no, didnt get to see the other questions
NewtyNewts: No, the other questions!
NightValien28: the wheel is a coward
Thatwasademo: I think the wheel immediately bringing up betting proves it's a Libertarian
FacelessManAboutTown: Wait no, we didn't get to see other people's questions
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They_Are_Alyx: CHAMP'D UP
josephthemad: I love Ian.
Twilight_Spark: Ah good, enough time for me to cook a potato.
DoodlestheGreat: What were the other Q's? PoroSad
CouldntPickAUsername: time to vamp up before champd up
sydnius: IVVI indeed
callmesteppinrazor: Kathleen, I LOVE your hair!
HbombAndFriends: Does the wheel enjoy eating the rich?
NevermorePainting: non-euclydian lasagna?
DoodlestheGreat: Yeah, square is SO boring.
BraveNewFaves: @callmesteppinrazor thank you!
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gravity_pike: a hyperlasagna?
laundreydhull: lasagna?
DaxStrife: Can Ian construct a lasagna so impossible, Garfield cannot eat it?
Dog_of_Myth: Ah, so Calvinball Cooking
SymphonicLolita: metalasagna
Twilight_Spark: Noneuclidean lasgna is just a 3D donut.
iris_of_ether: Yessssss
KBKarma: The Wheel is very excited to have people spin it. VERY excited.
ArkhamArchivist: Is non-Euclidian Lasagna measured with a Garf Field?
adept_nekomancer: Food crimes and horse crimes!
iris_of_ether: It's so good
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight sergeJustRight sergeJustRight
MadWolf1290: well with an intro like THAT
Dog_of_Myth: YES
flatluigi: oh no
matthaus_c: oh that's a DEMON
DaxStrife: O_o
Bunnarchist: friend :)
lady_olynder: Hogrse
Ivalenz_: kivaCheer kivaCheer kivaCheer
Fruan: Shorse!
niccus: it's not a horse!
Fanklok: That's illegal
YeetTheRich_: what a beautiful child
LarkSachrosis: Heck
vensers_lab_tech: Can a lasagna that is layered spherically a good start Ian?
AkiraBalance27: beautiful
laundreydhull: O_o
kilnfiendpotter: CORI WHY
gravity_pike: SOMEPONY
omdorastrix: Shronkey
Its_VeeBot: Alex is gonna have nightmares tonight
callmesteppinrazor: Cori can I have that as a ketchup bottle>
ChippTunes: Shrek 2: A Horse
callmesteppinrazor: Please!?
SaxPython: KomodoHype
laundreydhull: xD
mtvcdm: !addquote (Cori) [now] Speaking of crimes, would anyone like to see what I made in Horse Club today?
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kilnfiendpotter: That has LAYERS of cursedness
RealGamerCow: That is darksided
JadedCynic: Alex :D
zimmercj: You can't draw horses, but you can model them
iris_of_ether: We had a lot of fun today
DoodlestheGreat: Donkey, NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
BrowneePoints: What are u doin! In my CLOP!
KBKarma: Well, she didn't *draw* the horse!
sheqesi: Hork?
laundreydhull: clip that down . . .
NewtyNewts: Good quote
jedi_master_zll: benginDab lrrALEX
ThorSokar: A Horse Named: SomeBody!
LinearGif: Step one: horse
JadedCynic: thanks @gravity_pike <3
leachjus: You blended a Shrek, you say
zed_alpha: Is that a copy of The Unicorn in Captivity in Jordynne's background? Sweet tapestry choice.
SymphonicLolita: beautiful handiwork
EricTheOrange: will it be painted on furthur CDHC?
WiJohn: Greater Shrekpony
BrowneePoints: if your party has to fight it Cori it'll be all ogre
Angreed66: No a Player character
YeetTheRich_: cori is gonna roll up to the next warhammer session with that
LarkSachrosis: And then it will appear in my nightmares
sydnius: keep on steady craftin
vensers_lab_tech: It looks like a Slaanesh spawn for Kill team tbh
kilnfiendpotter: Um, I would love to help make stats for that in 5e
DEATHlikescats: Legit cool
lady_olynder: is that considered an Aberation for monster type?
fnoggchamp: 1 horse sized Shrek or 100 Shrek sized horses?
YeetTheRich_: that horse is an entire kill team
sheqesi: Cori show and tell!
KBKarma: Hey Ian, what're ya drinkin'?
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adept_nekomancer: Shrorse? Or is it a Hreck?
fastlane250: heck
kilnfiendpotter: It's definitely a CR 10 creature
nyperold: Is it a T-wrecks, then?
DEATHlikescats: @sydnius steady craftin’ should guest!
callmesteppinrazor: I like the Hygge vibe Jordynne's got going on :)
kilnfiendpotter: Has multiple attacks and three legendary actions
zimmercj: So somewhere is there a Shrek body with a horse head?
DaxStrife: Open the door, get on the floor; RIP AND TEAR the dinosaur.
matthaus_c: Shraffe
niccus: i hope the shorse makes it to various lrr background setpieces
niccus: shrorse.
Larkonus: "You kids wanna see a dismembered dinosaur?" - Cori
BrowneePoints: The Island of Doctor Coraeu
Dog_of_Myth: That horse has layers
mtvcdm: 30-50 feral Shrek horses
gravity_pike: longshrek
DEATHlikescats: Llama crimes
WiJohn: This seems like something that ChatGPT needs to stat out
leachjus: If you put Shrek’s head on a Giraffe it means it’s closer to god, and we kinda can’t allow that
airylan: are you sure it's not a heck?
KBKarma: What's everybody drinking this evening? And not just the players.
SaxPython: @airylan FBtouchdown
DEATHlikescats: Hreck
bigburley97: Shrek is god
rasterscan: Yesssssssssssss
bigburley97: so he does not need to be closer to god
rasterscan: Such a great game
Drasvin: I am drinking water
DoodlestheGreat: I repeat, this music SLAPS
kilnfiendpotter: Yess I love this one!
BrowneePoints: I'm drinking Mt Dew Code Red
Snowcookies: wooo!
lady_olynder: why are examples so clean
matthaus_c: @KBKarma I'm having a nice and crisp 10 pm cup of coffee
LeeshaJoy: does this game work with the overlay?
nyperold: Ogres have neighers.
Fruan: RAXE is my wrestler name
LinearGif: It's champing time
BrowneePoints: When it comes to the Shrorse y'all are just neigh sayers
LarkSachrosis: Banger alert
tidehollowcat: Wonder how many JoJo references we'll get with this group.
BrowneePoints: SPEAKING OF JOJO!
DoodlestheGreat: PartyParrot PartyParrot PartyParrot PartyParrot PartyParrot PartyParrot
BrowneePoints: they just showed off the Protag for JoJo part 9 today!
saucemaster5000: Why does the game ask us to not root for one of these lovely people?
KBKarma: @BrowneePoints I saw that!
SymphonicLolita: yea new johnjohns Soon
LeeshaJoy: I love the Legally Distinct Jock Jam that plays during this game
KBKarma: I need to read Jojolion.
NewtyNewts: Best song for this game.
DoodlestheGreat: seqDance seqDance seqDance seqDance seqDance seqDance
Angreed66: I just answered yes to rooting for each player
CaptainSpam: Remember, audience, "Are you rooting for" means if you want them referred to as a face or heel.
FacelessManAboutTown: catJAM
BaconL0rdes: @tidehollowcat Inb4 one of the champions is literally just a drawing of Zanzo from Hi-Fi Rush.
Tempest2097: @Angreed66 Me too
BrowneePoints: Jojolion is great and weird
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Dog_of_Myth: coxJam coxJam
VorlonScout: I really hope we get another Can't Draw Horses Club/Jackbox stream with this one of these days. This game failing to work reliably during the first one was a shame
Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
LordZarano: The "are you rooting for" question is Are they a face (not a heel)?
MurphEP: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH wheelerMuldcb
leachjus: Forget Jojolion, get Cori to create Shreklion
BrowneePoints: @VorlonScout Can't Jack Horses Box
DoodlestheGreat: gachiBASS gachiBASS gachiBASS gachiBASS gachiBASS gachiBASS gachiBASS
korvys: Picture and name, I believe
eshplode: wheelerPeel
VorlonScout: @BrowneePoints Exactly :D
KBKarma: @leachjus You could probably get Araki to do that, actually.
Angreed66: There are enough real life heels
nyperold: I used to go to Raxe to eat every once in a while. Now it's an Arbye's.
matthaus_c: Can't Box Horses Club: Jack Shrek
DoodlestheGreat: The Wheelies?
saucemaster5000: Jack Shrek Black is the full name
Ritaspirithntr: Oh geez
KBKarma: @DoodlestheGreat Sudden Oz.
YeetTheRich_: wheelerPeel wheelerPeel wheelerPeel
BrowneePoints: I'm excited to hear to next Protag's name and see their actual costume colors
MurphEP: The Wheelie Breakers
leachjus: @kbkarma I fear the street fashions with which Araki might dress a Shrek
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FacelessManAboutTown: Is it boring that I say I'm rooting for all the players?
TemporallyAwry: That banana emote is cursed lrrSPOOP
NewtyNewts: @matthaus_c Shrek Can't Box Jacks: Club Horses
Larkonus: Beej has a look of intense concentration, I eagerly await to see his creation.
KBKarma: @leachjus Akutami would also be pretty good at that.
DAC169: widget aipOMG
DoodlestheGreat: Have the Pack 9 games finally been added to the extension?
matthaus_c: promising
LoadingReadyRun: @DoodlestheGreat some of them, I think.
smthng_dffrnt: sign my baby!
kilnfiendpotter: So, who's going to draw a Shorse first?
EricTheOrange: I've found that Kathleens art style leds it self well to these fast drawing games.
BrowneePoints: also folks think the new JoJo Protag's stand is named November Rain! I'm very excited
KBKarma: The Jackbox popup for Twitch is letting my vote twice. Ha ha!
saucemaster5000: If you sign someone's baby you're agreeing to pay for college
KBKarma: And what is it being called in English due to licensing? :'(
Tempest2097: Never sign a baby before consulting a lawyer
DoodlestheGreat: @DoodlestheGreat Never understand why they don't have that ready when they release a new pack. You'd think it would be part of the process.
BrowneePoints: Winter Downpour @KBKarma (idk)
azureHaights: @BrowneePoints How soon until it gets renamed Moist November in the dub
MurphEP: Is it artistic?
NewtyNewts: It is a art.
kilnfiendpotter: Please do not sign my baby until you've read all of her terms and conditions.
KBKarma: What is art? Nothing but a miserable pile of secrets!
GredGredmansson: the underdogs also have a score bonus
KBKarma: But enough talk! Have at you!
rasterscan: Er, usually goes the other way it feels like.
mtvcdm: I've voted for things where people clearly just ran out of time.
Fruan: Remember, chat is horny and loves callbacks.
DoodlestheGreat: I'm with Ian!
matthaus_c: signing a baby is how you end up a Level 1 Warlock
GredGredmansson: unless they don't
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BrowneePoints: look, no localization can be as bad as the game Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap became Filthy Acts at a Fair and Reasonable Price
SaxPython: new meta
Mazrae: Jack box make sense it's unheard of
kilnfiendpotter: @matthaus_c Your Eldritch Blast is simply a giant baby poopsplosion
KBKarma: @BrowneePoints Such angry.
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
LarkSachrosis: @matthaus_c Are you the warlock, or are you the patron?
niccus: lmao
flatluigi: aahha
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kilnfiendpotter: BEEJ! IAN!
SymphonicLolita: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: lol
AkiraBalance27: magnificent
Izandai: PrideLaugh
SquidVorb: wow
SaxPython: KomodoHype
adept_nekomancer: lol
iris_of_ether: :D
BigDaddyBland87: WOW!!!
ElementalAlchemist: ongMegalul
kilnfiendpotter: I feel like I'm just watching two eggs fight
NewtyNewts: Booj and Iuun!
princess_intell: WOW
GredGredmansson: ian, the human egg
niccus: what if neither is correct
tehfewl: jpg vs png
markvd: Beej has a trans child?
goombalax: Beej.png, Ian.webp
AkiraBalance27: "what would Beej do in this situation?"
rasterscan: augh
azureHaights: beej dot ai
BigDaddyBland87: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
iarethel0ser: TEETH
MegaDosX: Uh
Arclight_Dynamo: Memories of Beej is a weird President's Choice product.
Izandai: OOF
DiscordianTokkan: Hah!
SaxPython: lol
SnackPak_: sergeGG
EikoandMog: OOF
Dog_of_Myth: Windmill slam
niccus: oooooooooof
NewtyNewts: Whoops
WiJohn: Oooh tough Toofer
CaptainSpam: Very Tass.
GredGredmansson: i voted for Toofer
kilnfiendpotter: OMG I *have* to vote for Harvard
HadesLeprechaun: those dentist bills
BigDaddyBland87: Harvard doesn't have just causes debt
Izandai: nice
DoodlestheGreat: Alex's pic was great.
jae_dorian: nice
kilnfiendpotter: Business school is so hecking useless
AkiraBalance27: lmfao
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
GredGredmansson: Get out of here Kervy
AtrusOfMyst: Legally Distinct Kurbee
WiJohn: Legally distinct luigi
KBKarma: Not Luigi: Green Mario!
AkiraBalance27: Kervy is eating all the trash
matthaus_c: Green Mario do be lookin kinda hot tho
fastlane250: "paya" -kervy
mtvcdm: One of them IS a garbage disposal
MrQBear: looks more like Legally Distinct Lolo or Lala...
SquidVorb: I love playing Kervy on my GameCircle
DoodlestheGreat: Coming to a dollar store near you.
AkiraBalance27: i love that drawing of gaston
flatluigi: bnuuy
GredGredmansson: tomBicep
BaconL0rdes: Gee I wonder who the underdog is,.
niccus: no contest. it's the bun
micalovits: No one HUNKS like Gaston
DoodlestheGreat: I see rabbet, I vote rabbet
kilnfiendpotter: Okay, but how many dozen eggs does the bunny eat every morning
smthng_dffrnt: I would let gaston do terrible things to me
princess_intell: nooooooo ooooooooonnnnneeeee
NewtyNewts: Hunks love bunnies
BrowneePoints: Zero. But it Oviposits a lot
mtvcdm: (Remember, room code RAXE on
AtrusOfMyst: Biblically Accurate Easter Bunnies
Mediocre_Man5: every last inch of both of them is covered with hair
XivXiyan: @smthng_dffrnt oh
Tangsm: They are equally hairy.
YeomanAres: bunny has to be good at masticating
mtvcdm: From the top rope!
GredGredmansson: THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW
Twilight_Spark: The furry vote just couldn't get it over the line.
AkiraBalance27: wat
mister_nibbles: i'm uncomfortable
forbiddenskiesfm: never sleep again.
DoodlestheGreat: Don't ask.
YeetTheRich_: mr nibbles is so cute
smthng_dffrnt: does it count if it's just under the mattress?
nyperold: Is the rabbit depriving an entire French town of its carrots for the gains?
adept_nekomancer: I don't want either of those under my bed
LeeshaJoy: understandable
KBKarma: What's Mr. Nibbles? Doing his best!
nyoomgoom: you find mx. guuuuulp under the bed if you haven't tidied up in a bit
CAKHost: Look the pandini is hard on us all
BrowneePoints: Noooo ooooone Hunks like Gaston, splits tree trunks like Gaston. No one looks like a top but prefers bottom Bunk like Gaston!
matthaus_c: I thought mr nibbles was a chamber pot
MegaDosX: Omae wa mou shindeiru
MegaDosX: Where is the both option
DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHA
SquidVorb: NO
kilnfiendpotter: Oh my
rasterscan: Oh god
Izandai: PrideLaugh
DrBatman0: Stinky tooth looks like 2/3 of a N64 controller
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
SaxPython: NotLikeThis BibleThump NotLikeThis
EikoandMog: It's a hard choice here.
EricTheOrange: why you have to do this
LarkSachrosis: nO
YeetTheRich_: wow i hate both of these
KBKarma: I've seen this anime!
AkiraBalance27: that brush will be immediate
zed_alpha: oh great, my dental phobia AND my emetophobia
GredGredmansson: throatbrush my hero
zed_alpha: wheeee
Snowcookies: grosss
kilnfiendpotter: That is truly cursed
airylan: thanks I hate it
mtvcdm: This is nobody's fight
Fruan: No, jail for everyone involved. JAIL.
EikoandMog: Throatbrush just straight up hits the gag reflex.
EricTheOrange: Alex.... why
matthaus_c: throatbrush, deep action
MegaDosX: From the top rope
KBKarma: Araraki sends his regards.
onetrueseth: throatbrush threepgood, my hero
jae_dorian: nobody wins here
Last_Living_Dalia: What did I come in on
niccus: well now that tooth is just impacted
markvd: @onetrueseth nice
SaxPython: that was an MVP first round
SaxPython: all timer
DoodlestheGreat: seqInsane seqInsane seqInsane seqInsane seqInsane seqInsane
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FacelessManAboutTown: I'm the target audience as Horner's sign is gold
MegaDosX: Oh man some of these signs are fantastic
DoodlestheGreat: SourPls SourPls SourPls SourPls SourPls SourPls
GredGredmansson: these signs are great
letfireraindown: Obscene yet sexy...
Tempest2097: Some of these signs are SO strong
smthng_dffrnt: We are all the target audience
GredGredmansson: "This is a sign"
mtvcdm: (The halftime show: Fox only, Final Destination)
CodeIndigo: This Exists Now
blip2004: the one had "This is a sign" twice
MegaDosX: "What hath thou wrought" seems evergreen for this game
NewtyNewts: No, THIS is a sign!
Pteraspidomorphi: I got "This is a sign" twice as options for memories of beej
GredGredmansson: "This Exists Now" is a great option
McGurganatorZX: wants you to know it's a sign
smthng_dffrnt: @GredGredmansson Don't mistake it for the legally distinct other "This is a sign"
Angreed66: It's easier to go against the drawings than the players
DoodlestheGreat: RareParrot RareParrot RareParrot RareParrot RareParrot RareParrot RareParrot
adept_nekomancer: @Pteraspidomorphi It's splitting the vote!
Pteraspidomorphi: Indeed
mtvcdm: LRRBot, what does your sign say?
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #4233: "I think it's just like a zebra and a series of tubes" —Kathleen, of giraffes [2017-05-27]
Angreed66: First this is a sign camp
EricTheOrange: just put down lines and see what happens
azureHaights: rayfkSanic rayfkSanic
adept_nekomancer: Aww... I went with second this is a sign
DarkMorford: Live fast, think fast, act fast!
KBKarma: Sonic doesn't think fast. That's his Achilles heel.
leachjus: Thinking before sketching would rob us of Toofer Grace
DrBatman0: Drawing this round at the speed of sound...
saucemaster5000: Based on how sonic players usually play his reaction time is slower than his feet
WiJohn: Nothing says genius like eating a lot of chili dogs
HbombAndFriends: What you folks should do is get the cards from this game, and there you have a future AFK.
McGurganatorZX: look all I haerd is chili dog mental acuity and that's a sonic hedgehog favorite food baybee
goombalax: compressed methane with an ignition at the exit
EricTheOrange: aren't we all gas powered at the end of the day. we just break Hydrocarbons down into power, much like an ethonal powered engine.
leachjus: @wijohn Ain’t gotta call me out like that, friendo
animaniacdot: ok i'm no "no beans on chili" purist, but try it without beans for your chili dogs and thank me later
DarkMorford: For real though, in the old-school cartoons, "Live fast, think fast, act fast" was one of Sonic's catchphrases.
Twilight_Spark: Have you considered, like I have, just eating multiple baked potatoes?
saucemaster5000: Chili on dogs is better without beans, veggie or meat, but Chili on its own needs beans
CodeIndigo: @DarkMorford usually followed immediately by "wait where did those spikes come frooooooooOOOOH NO"
nyperold: I think he has to devote a good amount of brainpower to not slamming into things all the time. But he's kind of surprisingly astute sometimes.
Angreed66: I smell the shrek horse
TemporallyAwry: @Twilight_Spark Mashed, fried, etc. Yes.
CaptainSpam: @animaniacdot I can see that being an improvement, but I also don't really mind the beans per se, so meh.
kalira77: chili on a hot dog is not chili, it's just meat sauce
CodeIndigo: @Twilight_Spark i eat them like apples
Drasvin: Attempting hyperreal art in Jackbox. Interesting move.
princess_intell: @DarkMorford in which sonic discovers he has ADHD
TemporallyAwry: @kalira77 Surely it's more of a jam at that point.
Tempest2097: What do you mean IF
GredGredmansson: I still rememeber Odie-Seus and Rita
saucemaster5000: @kalira77 An aspic?
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Rourke9: wow! an even number!
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NewtyNewts: oh, Beej...
DarkMorford: I mean, I have been looking into Live2D stuff a bit lately...
Twilight_Spark: @Twilight_Spark Pommes de terres
azureHaights:! lrrAWESOME
kalira77: @saucemaster5000 i mean, I should probably defer to the master, huh? :D
kilnfiendpotter: YES
AtrusOfMyst: lolol
Izandai: oh no
Welbog: It's an old meme but it checks out
GredGredmansson: oh keeping them in
KBKarma: Dem Meshes, though!
GredGredmansson: swapping to Shillgamesh
mtvcdm: Keeping the originals, the rare move in this room.
Badchop: This is UNCANNY
RealGamerCow: Dale!
BrowneePoints: This means something VERY different in the US
McGurganatorZX: oh no
mtvcdm: Oh goodness
TemporallyAwry: lrrWOW ...
niccus: wrong chip? wrong dale? not sure
MegaDosX: I have questions
Snowcookies: I'm scared
JadedCynic: So I played the meme video in 320x200, which was the style at the time...
NightValien28: holywood chip holywood dale
tehfewl: OH no
GredGredmansson: GO MR NIBBLES
mtvcdm: I'd have kept Dale there
nyperold: "It's native mythril! Serious! The seller said so!"
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Veraphage: yay
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kilnfiendpotter: OMG
matthaus_c: ooooh the split
mtvcdm: The underdog bonus did it
Pteraspidomorphi: 100% :D
VorlonScout: Fight fiercely, Harvard
MegaDosX: That was incredibly close
HadesLeprechaun: Dale has to deal meth to pay for the college
GredGredmansson: oh no the round 2 votes are still bugged
Snowcookies: no thank you indeed
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh ok
BigDaddyBland87: 100% said No thanks
BrowneePoints: ah, it's a fairly odd parent
blip2004: hell yeah Fairly Odd Parents
GredGredmansson: cosmo?
Caffine1138: Cosmo?!
MurphEP: I think Zap is a Doug character
Tempest2097: Cosmo was Disney though
MegaDosX: What.
flatluigi: AHAHA
mwlsn: @vorlonscout nice
DekiSystem: LOL
adept_nekomancer: I was hoping Kervy would show back up for this one
LeeshaJoy: lrrIAN lrrIAN lrrIAN
BigDaddyBland87: brilliant!
SymphonicLolita: LUL
Larkonus: That's a weirdly specific thing to be champion of.
niccus: now we know the truth
mtvcdm: YEP
bigburley97: IAN HAHAH
AtrusOfMyst: Lolol
CodeIndigo: I love Alex's cackling laugh
VeryBadLifeChoices: next tinker tailor
TheWriterAleph: does Mouthful Mode count as a clone attempt?
nyoomgoom: zap staxx was like 100% a skate brand looking design
saucemaster5000: Is that how we got Beej?
GredGredmansson: I'm the target audience
flatluigi: WOW
VorlonScout: @mwlsn Don't get many good chances to haul out that reference
Izandai: uh
LarkSachrosis: Okay but Brad Pitt is a successful attempt to clone Robert Redford.
MegaDosX: @CodeIndigo He really has the best laugh
rasterscan: I'm crying laughing
Izandai: jesus
MegaDosX: Wow
Violet__Violence: lol
MegaDosX: Obliterated
Badchop: Oh this is about to turn around
SymphonicLolita: well shit
Badchop: OH GOD
FacelessManAboutTown: You shouldn't have switched
rasterscan: Wait why
RealGamerCow: drunk frat boy chillaxes and playus "Butterflyu" by Sugar Ray
jessieimproved: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
mtvcdm: The COP got swapped out?
BigDaddyBland87: bad call there
adept_nekomancer: It was perfect without swapping
goombalax: toofer's second chance!
AtrusOfMyst: Gonna show us how to floss correctly
rasterscan: Not the swap
bigburley97: TEEF
Fruan: Drunk in a river sounds like reckless endangerment to me
LeeshaJoy: there's nothing reckless about the cop's endangerment
mtvcdm: Bad call to swap there.
Larkonus: Well, I know what's haunting my nightmares tonight.
FacelessManAboutTown: That's fair, toofer grace is amazing
Badchop: lmao
matthaus_c: the cop is going to be very safely protected after endangering everyone else
DelphineSynastria: OH NO
jessieimproved: no thanks
Izandai: PrideLaugh
DekiSystem: oh no
SymphonicLolita: omg
tehfewl: LDL Bad
lackingsanity: lmaooooo
MegaDosX: Oh wow
bigburley97: We all know
BigDaddyBland87: I need a bottle of that
adept_nekomancer: wow.
Snowcookies: cursed
kilnfiendpotter: WHAT
fastlane250: spray on ABS plastic
MegaDosX: I love that there's two ways to take this one
mtvcdm: Good anticipation
EricTheOrange: I'm guessing that was Ian
TheWriterAleph: haha
Arclight_Dynamo: The fatbergs make your heart throb?
JadedCynic: depends on the definition
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TheWooglie: That's a large number
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Greendrag13: No thoughts, only bnnuy
KBKarma: No thought, head empty.
MegaDosX: No thoughts, head empty, only carrot
zed_alpha: behind those lagomorphic eyes is just a dial tone
CodeIndigo: bnuuy
gravity_pike: head enpty. happy.
KeytarCat: Can't hear you for the whistling twixt its ears
KBKarma: Carrots of happiness.
Larkonus: Nothing can stop these two. But someone please try.
SymphonicLolita: LUL
EricTheOrange: OMG
emberBecky: ohhhh
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
laikagoat: fionVoid fionVoid
EricTheOrange: WHO
Tempest2097: LUL
Arclight_Dynamo: Windmill slam. :D
LarkSachrosis: Wait
MegaDosX: lmaooooooooooo
JocelyneAnne: Incredible.
BigDaddyBland87: ohhh that's great!
kalira77: oh goddammit
SkylerRingtail: Fuuuuu-
Aarek: lol
SaxPython: NotLikeThis
ThorSokar: woooooow
thmanwithnoname: goddamn
McGurganatorZX: lmao
TemporallyAwry: Which one of you!
DoodlestheGreat: Well as we all know in 2000....
bigburley97: OMG
underhill33: impecable
aezin: This one is an inconvenient truth
SquirrelyCatTTV: Oof
drthvd3r: OH GOD THE PUN'
MegaDosX: I mean.
kalira77: of course it was ian
Twilight_Spark: The justices are awkward nerds.
BrowneePoints: Two Fighters!? I love Dave Grohl!
FacelessManAboutTown: Just like in real life, the court wins whether you wanted it to or not
gravity_pike: ayup
drthvd3r: Remind me, who decided the 2000 presidential election, and who lost because of it? Champion of Gore indeed.
Fruan: Ian is on fire tonight
rasterscan: Ian is killin' it
TheWriterAleph: weirdest Pokemon Gym Master fight...
smthng_dffrnt: I predicted the win correctly!
Its_VeeBot: Champ'd Up! Champ'd Up!
GredGredmansson: Harvard Business School AND Supreme Court c. 2000? Truly unbeatable
kilnfiendpotter: i hate that lineup
KBKarma: Have a good evening, I'm off to bed!
tidehollowcat: stretch your fluids and cycle your legs everybody
ElementalAlchemist: Quixort is excellent
CodeIndigo: Quiksort is a lot of fun
Serifina: I was away for a moment, what's next up?
Fruan: I still think Alex needs jail because of throatbrush
adambomb625: Not a huge fan of Quixort
LinearGif: Implement bubblesort
TemporallyAwry: @KBKarma 2020ByeGuys - take care
damn_i_am_pretty: you can't make me get up, I've liquified
saucemaster5000: quicksort is great -- it's like they took "Timeline" and moved beyond time
flatluigi: champed up!
DAC169: damn, my food takes longer than that to cook zenbutFeels
LordZarano: Since I didn't post it earlier, Wheel arifact:
YeetTheRich_: 👏discharge 👏 that 👏 water
SaxPython: that champed up end theme really goes CoolCat
flatluigi: i hope we have the guess-the-media-name game again tonight, since we have 6 people
smthng_dffrnt: I am an actual child
flatluigi: i still love that immediate snipe of fast and the furious
ElementalAlchemist: @damn_i_am_pretty ... kept thinkin' I could never live without you by my side (I couldn't come up with more adapted lyrics)
smthng_dffrnt: The internet service provider "Cox" has me cackling
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Serifina: Come on, friends, what did Kathleen say is the next game?
smthng_dffrnt: and listening to an ad read is even funnier
BrowneePoints: Quixort
ElementalAlchemist: @Serifina Quixort
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BrowneePoints: Quick Sort
matthaus_c: Don Quixort
BrowneePoints: given a category and 10 objects etc you have to sort them from x to 7
ElementalAlchemist: It's a game where you get a bunch of items and you have to put them in order
Serifina: Okay I clearly have never seen that one
BrowneePoints: x to y*
Juliamon: It's the one where they have to arrange things in sequential order
kalira77: @Serifina it's the one where they had to put the 12 days of xmas in order once
BrowneePoints: like "dates of celebrity marriages"
BrowneePoints: or "12 days of christmas items"
LordZarano: And Champ'd Up artifact, where they sell a card game of those characters
RealGamerCow: wubbing intensifies
BrowneePoints: or "lyrics to the Friends theme song"
ElementalAlchemist: or planets
damn_i_am_pretty: oh Live is this week?
SkylerRingtail: Quixort is an odd one - one of my least favorite to play, but watching is entertaining
Serifina: I'm usually *working* or on my way home during JackBox these days, so I don't often get to see it. It's been *months*. :)
ElementalAlchemist: or probably elements by atomic number or something
Juliamon: this track is Loading Ready Wub
Serifina: However, I'm stuck HOME this week so y'all get stuck with my sick self. :p
smthng_dffrnt: The inclusion of Cave Johnson is a very welcome thing
EikoandMog: Back when Matt was a regular crewmember!
RealGamerCow: It's almost 10 years old, right?
MegaDosX: @Serifina I'm usually in the office these days when CTS is on, but I'm working from home since I'm still recovering from being sick, so plus side is I get to catch this in the background while I'm working
mjiig: @BrowneePoints I don't know how to give an order to "like 30 claps"
Steel_Wish: lrrFINE
RealGamerCow: At least 8 years
matthaus_c: @Serifina glad to have you, but do get well soon buddy benginHeart
animaniacdot: i miss good dubstep, just in general
Juliamon: It was before Ian was crew
Juliamon: he was just visiting for DB that year
saucemaster5000: I'm stirring a batch of mango salsa for 20 clients tomorrow, and it's a lovely monday night
RealGamerCow: pre or post- Witness Me Ian
Juliamon: He had hair
smthng_dffrnt: That sounds fake
Juliamon: People knew him as "the kazoo Ian"
smthng_dffrnt: Ian strikes me as an eternal and bald entity
RealGamerCow: My earliest recollection of Ian was Kazoo Ian
RealGamerCow: from DB3
animaniacdot: @saucemaster5000 and now i want mango salsa. with jerk chicken, or srirhacha chicken, or...
RealGamerCow: holy shit I've "known" people in chat almost 10 yhears
saucemaster5000: I'm making it for jerk chcken!
LordZarano: Ian as he appears in the Desert Bus test card screen, which most people mistake for Johnny
princess_intell: i've found that LRR chat people tend to stick around for a looooong time
RealGamerCow: I know I met Juliamon at a Pax East like, 7 years ago? at the LRR booth
baskwalla: @princess_intell It's like Vim, we don't know how to quit.
NevermorePainting: does anyone know if BGC is okay to use as stream music or does LRR have a deal with them specifically?
animaniacdot: @saucemaster5000 we have two recipes! one is just quick and dirty, the other is kwame onwuachi's that takes days to brine and marinate
BaconL0rdes: A hush falls over the stream.
BraveNewFaves: Nelson is joining us so we're just setting him up
princess_intell: look it's y'all's fault
BaconL0rdes: Oh Cool!
matthaus_c: oh dang!
matthaus_c: impromptu Nelly
BrowneePoints: eyyy surprise 7th!
jessieimproved: Once I found LRR I never left
SymphonicLolita: yay nelson tme
SymphonicLolita: time*
FacelessManAboutTown: Bonus Nelly? Fuck yeah
Molladia: @jessieimproved Why would anybody leave?
Wynterburne: setting him up for what?
saucemaster5000: @animaniacdot Nice! I'm doing a one day brine (Technically one and a half)
FacelessManAboutTown: Can't wait to see which background he googled juzSmug
BigDaddyBland87: oh's his first time
sydnius: a wild NELLY appears!
princess_intell: it's you people that are so nice and welcoming, blame yourselves
MerrimanLyon: People ever leave?
Drasvin: A New Challenger Approaches!
ElementalAlchemist: @princess_intell for example, sometime this month marks me watching LRR for *twelve years*
SkylerRingtail: Yay, more players! But aww, no 6 person games like Role Models and Blather Round
ElementalAlchemist: whcih is a lot
Dog_of_Myth: Bonus Nelly is a good time
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CodeIndigo: @princess_intell YOU TAKE THAT BACK! I'M A HEARTLESS OLD NASTY LADYohwaitnevermind
princess_intell: i've been around for a year (i mark DB as my "community anniversary")
MarsIsDead: I think the LrrFandom is like the nicest cult you could ever be apart of
animaniacdot: @saucemaster5000 if you get a chance, put some coconut rice, jerk chicken, and mango salsa into a tortilla to make a taco. authentic it ain't but damn it's tasty
CodeIndigo: @MarsIsDead yes this
princess_intell: what are we a cult in favor of? niceness?
MerrimanLyon: @animaniacdot That sounds amazing.
WriterRaven: #notacult
jessieimproved: #notacult
jessieimproved: lol
airylan: #notacult
Molladia: Oh Nelly's first stream, I've seen him in pre-records but it's good to see him join Jackbox for the first time
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote cult
LRRbot: Quote #7074: "Although, isn't any Bedroom a cult room when you think about it?" —TQ [2020-07-26]
SaxPython: the line?
MegaDosX: It Nelson!
LordZarano: @MarsIsDead Most cult members think this
MurphEP: Nelson!
saucemaster5000: @animaniacdot I ain't worthy about authenticity, will do tomorrow for myself, love the idea
RealGamerCow: I calculated the amount of money I've given to LRR and it's in the 5 digits
SymphonicLolita: hiii nelly
FacelessManAboutTown would join a nice-ness cult personally
DiscordianTokkan: Lol, that Yuckew reference
Izandai: Come on chat, say it with me! We are not a cult! We are not a cult! We are not a cult! We are not a cult! We are not a cult! We are not a cult! We are not a cult! We are not a cult! We are not a cult! We are not a cult!
TheWriterAleph: nelly's here!!
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
flatluigi: wow, nelly gets to finally play jackbox!
lady_olynder: hi nelly!
princess_intell: nelly got my school photo background
Snowcookies: hello
kusinohki: #freeteeshirtclub (am I doing this wrong?)
TheWriterAleph: Sifu?
fastlane250: player 7 has entered the game
theneatestburrito: Don Quixorte? PridePog
lamina5432: nelsonfood
mtvcdm: Shrimpy theme if you ask me
CodeIndigo: this is the second organization I've been part of that has had to repeatedly disclaim that it's #notacult
damn_i_am_pretty: A Nelly in the hand is worth two Judges in the bush
BusTed: pennyCrabgod
Fantusta: shrimpies!
MarsIsDead: @lordzarano EXACTLY
DiscordianTokkan: I unfortunately get the Seafood reference
TemporallyAwry: Squid1 Squid3 Squid4 - Good Theme!
FacelessManAboutTown: Did Nelson google "school picture day" for his background? juzSmug
NewtyNewts: So, dish on the floor?
RealGamerCow: I like Nellie's shirt
princess_intell: @CodeIndigo i'm scared to ask, but what's the first?
TheWriterAleph: @FacelessManAboutTown he did exactly!
NewtyNewts: 3, 1, 2!
philippekav: "insert Nelly first time joke here*
LoadingReadyRun: code is YVYY
Thatwasademo: oh boy, quixort!
CodeIndigo: @CodeIndigo I was on a DDR team 20 years ago
lady_olynder: "should"
animaniacdot: @MerrimanLyon genuinely one of the best things i've ever had. if i were ever to open a food truck (and also weren't white as hell)...
Bionull: That's a cursed code
goombalax: I love Beejbot's graspers
mtvcdm: YVYY (pronounced "Eevee")
ElementalAlchemist: oh, no
princess_intell: the school photo background is so "dad" to me
ElementalAlchemist: this is going to be "flags by color count" isn't it
Laserbeaks_Fury: Manual Override
MerrimanLyon: @animaniacdot Gonna have to go get myself some coconut rice...
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TheWriterAleph: vrooom!
YeetTheRich_: oh boy
matthaus_c: can't power horses club
MurphEP: Horse
Its_VeeBot: Can't Power Horses Club
LarkSachrosis: A Nelly has appeared!
fastlane250: is there's a horse, it's a trap
ThorSokar: "anything but the metric system" eh?
JadedCynic: er, actually....
niccus: wait, the shuttle itself, or the rocket that propels the space shuttle up
FacelessManAboutTown: Can you get into space in a horse drawn vehicle?
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDok
philippekav: with or with the boosters ?
JadedCynic: @niccus yeah
TemporallyAwry: If there isn't just "a horse" we riot.
MurphEP: More horsepower than a rocket!
princess_intell: wait wouldn't cori be the authority on this
underhill33: pretty fuckin high
Fanklok: Using a web browser? Like a Neanderthal???
Creature_Comforts: I hope one of them is "an actual horse"
ThorSokar: EV is electric
LarkSachrosis: @Creature_Comforts same
Creature_Comforts: YES
JadedCynic: YES
niccus: about 4
MegaDosX: The whole thing with racecars is they're all incredibly light
TemporallyAwry: YES PridePog
LarkSachrosis: vargBulk vargBulk
JadedCynic: Ian NO
mtvcdm: one (1) horse
TheAwkes: The Hummer EV has TooMuch™ power.
SymphonicLolita: a horse is 15 horsepower
MegaDosX: Or at least as light as possible
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SquidVorb: Fun fact! The Hummer EV Battery ways as much as a HONDA FREAKING CIVIC
flatluigi: who was that
mkaybuddy11: one per leg LOL
SaxPython: but what about Shrorse
NewtyNewts: More than 1, yeah
emberBecky: ahhh I accidentally put horse in the middle by double clicking the other
SquidVorb: weighs*
BrowneePoints: It's based on the pulling power of a horse I think
Its_VeeBot: That's a VERY rare occurrence to get the weird dude
TheAwkes: Approx 750W.
JadedCynic: a horse is 3 hp
animaniacdot: @MerrimanLyon i don't have the recipe in front of me, but it's not far from "the coconut milk you didn't use for the main sauce, a bit of lime juice, and some ginger"
Laserbeaks_Fury: English Horse or Metric Horse?
MurphEP: Does a centaur have more or less power?
MurphEP: Is it averaged?
GhostValv: to be fair this was before metric horses
LarkSachrosis: A Metric horse, or a Standard horse?
princess_intell: oh god it's still horrifying
FacelessManAboutTown: I bet cori can't draw that
gravity_pike: a horse can put out a *sustained* 1 horsepower when working a mill all day. it can burst much higher
rasterscan: Booo
flatluigi: booooo
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JadedCynic: concorde should be above the shuttle - because the shuttle ITSELF *glides*
SkylerRingtail: Does "being on fire" improve horsepower?
underhill33: def less
mtvcdm: How much horse does a horsepower power if a horsepower could power horse
Laserbeaks_Fury: Tesla lose a lot of horsepower hitting kids
BrowneePoints: "The term was adopted in the late 18th century by Scottish engineer James Watt to compare the output of steam engines with the power of draft horses."
NewtyNewts: Donkeh!
flatluigi: ian no
princess_intell: if there's anyone i trust to know the horsepowers of vehicles, it would be ian horner
raulghoulia: If Helen had the face that launched 1000 ships than 1 MiliHelen is the amount of beauty to launch 1 ship
YeetTheRich_: there are two horsepowers inside you ...
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Seahorse oh crap I left the cap off the rubbing alcohol, I don't know if there was more than half a bottle before dinner
TheAwkes: Way oof on the Hummer
Scy_Anide: Humans confirmed horses.
mtvcdm: 14.9?!
emberBecky: wat
mkaybuddy11: donkey less than human?? shook
SnackPak_: take that, donkies
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SymphonicLolita: yes
Fanklok: Yes hello mounties? I'd like to report a crime
Thatwasademo: NASCAR cars are more light than powerful
mtvcdm: Someone drugtest that horse
EricTheOrange: were better than a donky, get Effed Donkeys
airylan: yeah, 14.9. It's kinda strange. I don't know why.
SymphonicLolita: that's the one horse fun fact I know!
MegaDosX: Huh.
DoodlestheGreat: A Hummer has more than a NASCAR????
iarethel0ser: Horses: more powerful than horses.
DarknessKingCoH: Donkeys have torque
thanzo: humans are great at running
TemporallyAwry: This scale needs rectified
princess_intell: nascar cars are built to do one thing
goombalax: maybe everyone's wrong, including the game and the horse
niccus: maybe modern horses are stronger?
YeetTheRich_: i want a cup of that horses piss
Thatwasademo: Yes, Horsepower is wrong.
Mattmitchell45: Donkies are more nimble
airylan: it's got to do ith power over time
PhorrestGaze: depends on how you measure it.
mjiig: It turns out, we used to be pretty bad at measuring things
SaxPython: 100%
lady_olynder: the problem is horses have been getting stronger
emberBecky: ok I think I don't know what horsepower is, it turns out
princess_intell: go around one track very very fast
LinearGif: Horses have variable horsepower, it depends on the horse!
NewtyNewts: Pls no lyrics
Darleysam: that's because 14.9 is the boiling point of a horse
animaniacdot: it DOES. one horsepower is SUSTAINED OVER A WORK DAY, not max burst
Diabore: 0.o
MegaDosX: What even
matthaus_c: @Darleysam at which point it starts to turn to glue
mwlsn: I think it also depends if it’s imperial or metric horsepower
Its_VeeBot: NotLikeThis I forgot to bring my towel
niccus: this is a deranged category
Electrodyne: WATT??!? :D
SoaringDragon42: I live for my bathsheet
DoctorHutch: it was based on ponys i think
SquidVorb: Towel sizes are formalized?
mtvcdm: That's not a towel
Darleysam: @matthaus_c exactly!
DigitalSeahorse: lol
Juliamon: A mat is not a towel!
MegaDosX: The devs were high AF when they came up with this option for this game
MurphEP: Horsetowel
lamina5432: I recently learned the diference between a dinner napkina and a lunch napkin is siz
YeetTheRich_: glad i joined the other team
TheAinMAP: Or towelettes.
matthaus_c: @Juliamon not with that attitude
eshplode: I hope moist towelette is an option
MegaDosX: Sounds like a challenge Paul
YeetTheRich_: i have no idea what any of this means
JadedCynic: beach towel
EricTheOrange: theirs like 4 towels, dish towel, bath towel, beach towel.
Jobot180: Bath mats vary widely
EricTheOrange: er 3
mtvcdm: A towel is measured as 14.9 horses
CodeIndigo: TP is going to come up, I'm sure
princess_intell: always have a mom on your side for these questions
SnackPak_: is a bath robe a towel?
Mattmitchell45: @LoadingReadyRun Big enough for Sean Connery James Bond
Diabore: thats pretty small
asthanius: Am I the only person who doesn't know what a bath sheet is?
MegaDosX: Pretty sure God could just will themself dry
JadedCynic: about the same as a hand towel...
flatluigi: @asthanius it's a sheet for your bath
mkaybuddy11: she's teeny
EikoandMog: YES
princess_intell: @SnackPak_ anything can be if you try hard and believe in yourself
a_guy_7: @asthanius No I'm confused too
eshplode: Perfect
asthanius: @flatluigi that answers nothing, thank you for your hard work
Tiber727: But wouldn't a larger cloth be *better* at drying him?
TheAwkes: They unfold pretty big.
flatluigi: @asthanius i'm here to help
KeytarCat: I think it's a cat in a box
DigitalSeahorse: bath mat is goes on floor to keep the rug from getting too wet
Thatwasademo: "Between moist and golf"
emberBecky: I feel like the size of these things all vary >.>
Bionull: Between moist and golf lies shangrila
Pteraspidomorphi: Is that hand towel right?
mtvcdm: LRRBot help
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: Try being super, super good at sports.
Jobot180: washcloth? Does that count as a towel?
asthanius: WHAT
Izandai: um
JadedCynic: ???
TheWriterAleph: WTF
MegaDosX: A which
Izandai: what
Thatwasademo: that's fake
SnackPak_: fuck off
MegaDosX: Game you made that one up
a_guy_7: A what?
Tantaburs: I think you'll find the hand towel is the size of 14.9 hands
Juliamon: Beach towels my beloved
JadedCynic: BIIIIIG
Mollylele: !badadvice
LRRbot: Use your Meat Magic.
CAKHost: Go to the blackhole! D:<
djalternative: wait. people haven't heard of finger towels?
princess_intell: it is
Twilight_Spark: I dunno.
Thatwasademo: beach towels are huge so you can sit on them
princess_intell: @djalternative you have?!
Geldaran: is there an official size for any of these?
Twilight_Spark: I think it might be between.
CAKHost: BEEG Towel
EricTheOrange: I mean if you unroll the whole roll of paper towels it's gonna be real big
JadedCynic: "Beach Towel' is the 'blanket' you spread out and sit on the beach
princess_intell: @Twilight_Spark likely yes
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun Okay I found it out, in 1926 at the iowa state fair that the PEAK output of a draft horse under exertion is 14.9 horsepower, but average sustained work output by a draft horse was 1 horsepower(44k Joules/Min)
MurphEP: wheelerMonkey
Thatwasademo: 4 streak is pretty good
Twilight_Spark: Huh, y'all got some big beach towels.
NewtyNewts: Yeesh
mkaybuddy11: never heard of a fingertip towel hello
BrowneePoints: hence horses have a maximum output of 14.9 horsepower but the average output of a horse is 1 horsepower
Fantusta: The distinction between 15x26 and 16x28 or whatever was bussed up
Pteraspidomorphi: Beach towels are ideally large, can never find proper ones around here
asthanius: washclothes
SymphonicLolita: wash clot...........
BraveNewFaves: that explains a lot BrowneePoints
mkaybuddy11: YES
Izandai: uh oh
MegaDosX: Oh boy
ArkhamArchivist: washclothes
saucemaster5000: wait, I thought a marathon was.... set.....
Greendrag13: Oh BOY! I love math!
adambomb625: YES
princess_intell: i'm going to die
asthanius: E
Twilight_Spark: I am a professional and I fear for this.
BrowneePoints: I honestly wanted to know the Declination myself cuz I was intrigued
SoaringDragon42: nope, I'm out
NewtyNewts: Aw man
EricTheOrange: WHOOO MATH
Fantusta: i
YeetTheRich_: pog
mtvcdm: Cheater no cheating!
asthanius: E is about 2
mkaybuddy11: LET'S GOOOO
princess_intell: F
SymphonicLolita: lol. lmao
Baseclef: But i don't want to do math!
BrowneePoints: So thank you for inspiring me to do some reading!
niccus: what do you *mean* there are wrong answers
Fantusta: e is the base of a natural logarith
circusofkirkus: what is a trash math block>?
LinearGif: E is a letter
niccus: how do you have a trash answer to this category
LarkSachrosis: F
Pinwiz11: Math Gays unite!
MegaDosX: It's gonna be one of these
mtvcdm: How can numbers be fake
Izandai: The lack of scale is gonna be such a pisser for this one.
mkaybuddy11: the nerds in chat are so happy rn
animaniacdot: @BrowneePoints am engineer in "worst units ever" land, can confirm you are correct
mkaybuddy11: Math gays unite!!! :D
Juliamon: Reminder chat, we WILL mute you if you actually do the math
Diabore: what is gonna be trash in this?
asthanius: how dare
Izandai: oh christ
TheWriterAleph: *evil chuckle*
Its_VeeBot: They did the monster math
Forgebold: This is miserable
CAKHost: 2!
BrowneePoints: @animaniacdot I'm also an american but Horsepower DID make sense for the time and what they were trying to accomplish with the thought experiment
mtvcdm: I'm being asked to do math on a Monday, this is offensive
Fantusta: 2! = 2*1 = 2
DAC169: 14 * 12? aipSRSLY
rasterscan: I'm a math teacher and this is still cruel
Twilight_Spark: Not a number though?
Thatwasademo: this SHOULD be trash
Thatwasademo: it's not dimensionness
Diabore: its not math, it just is?
asthanius: WHAT
LinearGif: But how many dollars is it?
Izandai: what
MegaDosX: Blue is not a number
princess_intell: whyyyyyy am i being forced to think about numbers
MomoNo9: aggggh late night math
Its_VeeBot: green is not a creative number
gibbousm: Isn't Blue Squared just Violet?
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NoOne_OfConsequence: But a penny is .01, so a million pennies is 10,000.
MurphEP: He did the math! :)
CAKHost: 12
MegaDosX: How is that the lowest number we've had so far :D
JadedCynic: 5kish was the last
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princess_intell: it's one answer i know
JadedCynic: 48/2
micalovits: And now we get into bad notation problems!
Pteraspidomorphi: Makes no difference
HadesLeprechaun: stacked on top moves to the right
niccus: x + y
MomoNo9: ahhhhh
MurphEP: Yikes
shurtal: oh wow, ps5 twitch no longer does chat in app, it requires you to have a phone
Izandai: oof
SymphonicLolita: LUL
mkaybuddy11: PFTTT
ElementalAlchemist: lrrWOW
TheWriterAleph: doohohoho
TristalMTG: hahaha
rasterscan: Jesus Nelly
Creature_Comforts: LUL
SaxPython: NotLikeThis
LarkSachrosis: Savage
TheAinMAP: Wow.
Laserbeaks_Fury: I fairly certain that 48/2((+3) is 2
Lokolos: Lol
nyoomgoom: woowww
Darleysam: daaaaaaaaaaaaaang
Fantusta: waoowww
DAC169: 12 = 24 * 12? aipBlank
RealGamerCow: 405
MomoNo9: oh good one
RealGamerCow: 404
nyoomgoom: shoutouts to therapy club
ThorSokar: THere's a CLUB for that?
princess_intell: all of chat
Greendrag13: *screaming in math tutor*
FacelessManAboutTown: Can't afford therapy club, the newest LRR show
Its_VeeBot: Can't therapy horses club
TheWriterAleph: sheee's my
Creature_Comforts: When's raspberry pi
Pteraspidomorphi: Not even a single googol
zed_alpha: Cori got there before I could
SnackPak_: ty Cori
Plasterboard: no, not so well
MegaDosX: I suspect it was the latter
DigitalSeahorse: katesJuice
LinearGif: 5 dog now 5
Laserbeaks_Fury: I mean Pi is a number, it could be cherry flavor
Pteraspidomorphi: Oooh, million pennies was a trick question
Thatwasademo: the audience interface in this one *sucks*
MomoNo9: oh boy
asthanius: I hate that
Pteraspidomorphi: I only failed the million pennies
BrowneePoints: cheeky cheeky
Twilight_Spark: That's bullshit!
EikoandMog: I trashed the pennies.
ElementalAlchemist: ambiguous question
TristalMTG: a million pennies is one million, that's terrible math
airylan: 48/2(9*3) is notational failure and should've been trashed.
FacelessManAboutTown: The million pennies is too ambiguous
Izandai: I dislike that million pennies question.
DAC169: on right zenbutFeels
JadedCynic: the pennies one is a lie
Boon_33: they cheat!
Thatwasademo: anyway, jackbox is wrong about "million pennies" because a million pennies isn't 10,000, it's $10,000
MegaDosX: I am bad at weird maths under pressure >_>
TheWriterAleph: SingsNote if i had a million pennies... SingsNote
brynnjackamusic: a penny is not a number
leebenningfield: that's unreasonable
Thatwasademo: and there is a HUGE difference
HadesLeprechaun: 100000 x .01
BrowneePoints: I guess cuz they were saying a penny is .01
mtvcdm: And now celebrity marriages
princess_intell: cori just got war flashbacks
niccus: oh no
Ciennas0219: Hey guys, I got a really important announcement for your American viewers: Anyone whose water comes from the Ohio River Basin needs to stock up some clean water now- the Vinyl Chloride from the chemical spill the other week has leaked in and 25 million people are risking exposure across twelve states. Check and see if you're affected.
MegaDosX: Oh boy
coachNelly: thanks chat we lrrSHINE
SymphonicLolita: OH YEA
EikoandMog: A very, very, very light unit
MegaDosX: Good luck with this one
asthanius: Alpha, Omega, that's it
BaconL0rdes: I mean in math, a Penny is .01
BaconL0rdes: So.
Its_VeeBot: One Graham is enough
Greendrag13: million PERCENT would've worked, but they had to go with the coins...
DigitalSeahorse: hehe Alex is the box
mkaybuddy11: scream, it's more math
BaconL0rdes: it makes sense, I don't have to like it.
rasterscan: eff
MegaDosX: Greek alphabet in order, yeah
Twilight_Spark: Pi = p
Thatwasademo: is twelve inches greater or less than one pound
Graham_LRR: Oh I wish I was on this one
vensers_lab_tech: Uh aktually, its pronounced "pee"
mwlsn: Like a hellagram
JadedCynic: @Thatwasademo agreed - there was no implication of any desired unit of measure
TheWriterAleph: finally, my high school Greek lessons pay off :P
flatluigi: christ
BrowneePoints: I only remember the first 5
asthanius: Key
MomoNo9: oh I used to know these
Izandai has the entire greek alphabet memorized in song
asthanius: As in Keyblade
nyoomgoom: ah yes chi blade
nyoomgoom: :y
Thatwasademo: that's the power of the chiblade
Alex_Frostfire: Chi blade!
MegaDosX: @Graham_LRR At least you can join us in the peanut gallery
Scy_Anide: Good cheese though
micalovits: This is secretly also a match question
randombillfolds: My lunchtimes spent with the nerds studying ancient greek with the latin teacher are paying off!
Its_VeeBot: Lambda is equal to one Half-Life
Alex_Frostfire: Are we sure this isn't math class?
saucemaster5000: Please let one be Ligma....
Mazrae: chi tea
MomoNo9: no over by pi
zed_alpha: oh god, what would a pi male be?
mtvcdm: I hope feta shows up
MegaDosX: Hmmmm. I wonder.
FacelessManAboutTown: Last
matthaus_c: I'm a Ligma Male
JadedCynic: omega is LAST
FacelessManAboutTown: No it's last
philippekav: yeah last
MegaDosX: Jordynne.
mkaybuddy11: i Knew you were gonna make that joke LOL
MomoNo9: riiiight
TheWriterAleph: ahhhh wokka wokka
JadedCynic: No Paul
Its_VeeBot: Wokka Wokka
BrowneePoints: My least fave FFX character
BusTed: rayfkKing
SoaringDragon42: lol paul
RealGamerCow: flokka
Thatwasademo: wokka wokka
mkaybuddy11: jordynne I'm dead
zed_alpha: @matthaus_c y'know what? I'm happy for you.
princess_intell: heyoo
ThorSokar: Kilo -> mega -> giga -> tera -> peta -> exa -> zetta -> yotta <--- (for anyone wondering)
0x6772: This is going surprisingly well, but there are some worrisome gaps.
gibbousm: I'm kind of surprised Alex doesn't know the Greek Alphabet, it seems up there with the NATO Phonetic Alpha bet as random knowledge they'd know
nyperold: That's the Fozzie letter.
JadedCynic: "I am the Alpha (start) and the Omega (end)"
tidehollowcat: Jordynne you really got me
Twilight_Spark: Before lambda I think?
BrowneePoints: 4th I thought
Thatwasademo: I like epsilon
Tantaburs: ah yes Wokka Wokka Lamda my favourite frat
Its_VeeBot: "It's got a volume for the letter Epsilon, Mike!"
Diabore: im just listening to cori
FacelessManAboutTown: You had a moonbase named after epsiolon :P
MomoNo9: left of l
MegaDosX: Hmmmmm. I wonder.
MurphEP: lol Ian
EikoandMog: He's not wrong.
MegaDosX: Also from memory there was an Epsilon variant of COVID
LinearGif: It's all Latin to me
0x6772: Yeah, that lambda placement's gonna burn ya.
Its_VeeBot: "It's got a mailing address for Macchu Picchu"
JadedCynic: @gibbousm there's a LOT of divergence between the Greek Alphabet and NATO Phonetic
zed_alpha: delta's the third, I think?
djalternative: what about aleph null?
MerrimanLyon: @Its_VeeBot It's got a photo of Machu Pichu! Under construction!
MurphEP: Ballin
mtvcdm: Just do it
SaxPython: Kobe FBtouchdown
SymphonicLolita: s w o o s h
princess_intell: what moonbase are we on now?
Thatwasademo: aleph is a hebrew letter not a greek one
MegaDosX: Further left
EricTheOrange: so is this Moon base lambda
Its_VeeBot: Trash is blocked NotLikeThis
Izandai: oops
MurphEP: :(
MegaDosX: Whoops!
YeetTheRich_: oof
DigitalSeahorse: katesD
0x6772: So, "... delta, epsilon, ..."
mjiig: djalternative wrong alphabet
TheWriterAleph: wow, game LUL
randombillfolds: "Nightly Build"
Twilight_Spark: That's an interesting mehcniac.
Plasterboard: The Nike symbol (swoosh) :P
RealGamerCow: I *think* epsilon was before lambda
micalovits: You can block the trash? o:
a_guy_7: Swoosh lol
LarkSachrosis: That's horseshit
HadesLeprechaun: kathleen suggesting moving over alpha was a mistake!
Twilight_Spark: Before.
NoOne_OfConsequence: Both trashes are blocked now.\
Izandai: ALEX
Fantusta: both sides were blocked so there's nothing she could've done
YeetTheRich_: welp it's a letter now, better tell the greek
Izandai: PrideLaugh
JadedCynic: same with are busted now
MomoNo9: leeeffft
fastlane250: You can obstruct the trash?! LUL
MegaDosX: Chat also probably shouldn't help I'd imagine >_>
philippekav: and by the omega lol
dumbo3k: blocked by the Alpha and the Omega
asthanius: sigma balls
MomoNo9: nooooo
0x6772: yeeesh
SnowBunSarah: I am the Swoosh, I am the Omega
flatluigi: oh yeah, omega's also blocked
MurphEP: Nice
MegaDosX: Ian.
BrowneePoints: I only remember Alpha Beta Gamma Delta Epsilon
Its_VeeBot: Thanks Ian
BigDaddyBland87: IAN
epsilon_vee: rolling into chat like <_<
princess_intell: ian
TheWriterAleph: sigmas before theta, bra
DekiSystem: ian
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL
MomoNo9: noooo
YeetTheRich_: got there
RealGamerCow: this is close
DAC169: Ian, no
TimIAm: Having Ian and Cori on together is delightful
MegaDosX: @epsilon_vee We were just talking about you!
smthng_dffrnt: Need a clean take of "Sigma balls" from ian for a ring tone
Darleysam: so sad ancient greece was wiped out by sigma :(
nyperold: I got the middle three mixed up.
ElementalAlchemist: :o
Thatwasademo: I don't think it's supposed to be able to block the trash, did you try pressing left *more*?
ElementalAlchemist: I got a Quixort on this?!
MegaDosX: Top two and bottom two
MegaDosX: Could be worse
teddywhosabear: oh nooo
MurphEP: Very solid
ArmadilloAL: Moonbase Swoosh must have been Billzmom's basement.
ElementalAlchemist: I guess on like two
Izandai: Coulda done worse.
Earthenone: you got both the alpha and the omega
mkaybuddy11: JORDYNNE
MomoNo9: my husband and I are frat brothers. This was tough not to yell at lol
ElektroTal: alpha beta gamma delta epsilon something
LinearGif: Swoosh
lackingsanity: the middle is hard, it turns out
BrowneePoints: @ElektroTal Zeta Eta Theta (the triplets)
0x6772: @ElektroTal zeta, eta, theta, iota, kappa, lambda, mu, nu, xi...
SquidVorb: DO IT
NewtyNewts: I recognize that Beej!
SymphonicLolita: nice
BaconL0rdes: OH
Pteraspidomorphi: Hmmm
a_guy_7: Ooooh
princess_intell: i win!
DigitalSeahorse: 4 shadowed
Laserbeaks_Fury: ANTZ
zed_alpha: Alpha, butter, gamer, deleted, epsilon, something, zeta, eta, theta, ice cream, kappa, lambchops, money, xi...
DAC169: aipAwww Pixar Movies! aipLove
Diabore: newer imo
princess_intell: antz isn't pixar
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: is nelson seitting in front of every highschool yearbook background or am I seeing things
Thatwasademo: why would anyone remember release dates of movies
EricTheOrange: like their 4th movie or something
princess_intell: finding nemo is about 20 years old
MegaDosX: Now if they give them a Dreamworks movie
TheWriterAleph: @princess_intell hush you LUL
SaxPython: MorphinTime
SquidVorb: Planes was ok
RealGamerCow: Ker Chow
YeetTheRich_: first trucks movie was so much better
matthaus_c: Lightning McQueen's truck nuts
princess_intell: soul is the newest one
DAC169: Soul was... 2020?
fastlane250: They were gonna make a "Trains" lrrAWW
mkaybuddy11: ker chow
Diabore: before nemo?
princess_intell: yes
ElektroTal: no, the D&D one was newer than soul
zed_alpha: It was the one just before Nemo
emberBecky: I think after but not sure
Earthenone: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 9:44:17. lrrSPOT
TheAinMAP: Mike was in the credits of Nemo.
NoOne_OfConsequence: Seeing Red is Pixar, right?
HadesLeprechaun: wonder if they'll put a Disney movie in here that -wasnt- pixar made
HorusFive: Kathleen watching closely with poker face
zed_alpha: Before Inside Out. I used to work at Disney, I have the timeline friggin' memorized
Its_VeeBot: Up, going down
princess_intell: i wasn't even born when toy story came out
zed_alpha: trash
baskwalla: They perfected being small mail men
MegaDosX: That's bait
teejayrivers: monsters dot gov
EikoandMog: I'd watch
HorusFive: Now Monster (dot) Com would be way earlier
Izandai: @HadesLeprechaun Oh that would be evil.
princess_intell: yep
adambomb625: Monster's Inc now WFH
heartofgoldfish: after they nationalize the power company
BrowneePoints: Strange New World but it was released AFTER this game
ElektroTal: all the way old
MomoNo9: leave room for trash
emberBecky: earliest
zed_alpha: Bug's life is ALL THE WAY at the beginning on this scale
zed_alpha: Between Nemo and Up
asthanius: From when they perfected pasta tech
greenkingwashere: BabyRage
EricTheOrange: I wanna say bugs life is their second movie I think
princess_intell: what a great movie
MegaDosX: That's a lie
teejayrivers: I still haven't seen the first 5 NotLikeThis
MurphEP: Big Hero 6.2
Pteraspidomorphi: I wish
jessieimproved: sadly, no sequel yet
zed_alpha: @EricTheOrange yeah it was toy story, then bug's life, I believe
ElektroTal: les incroyables
princess_intell: it's disney animation anyway, not pixar
call_me_Aras: Big Hero 6 was Disney
dougma: Baymax has a new tv show
djalternative: we did get more Baymax
call_me_Aras: Already out. Then also Baymax show
BrowneePoints: there was a sequel series
heartofgoldfish: Yeah, some chuds got mad about period products
blip2004: Up is newer than you think
djalternative: there's a Big Hero 6 show that's already out and also a Baymax solo series
FacelessManAboutTown: Incredibles is in between
zed_alpha: Post-nemo, pre-Cars
zed_alpha: Pre-Ratatouille
miles_ivy: i think its older
princess_intell: yes
Thatwasademo: that was exactly what you got wrong last time
laikagoat: lrrWOW lrrWOW
MurphEP: lrrSPOOP
MegaDosX: OH WOW
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
Thatwasademo: you put incredibles after
Izandai: Perfection.
Mattmitchell45: First time Nelly?
BrowneePoints: they should've thrown in some sequels to mess yall up
Its_VeeBot: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
teejayrivers: "I'm very proud of some of you" -Kathleen
DigitalSeahorse: lucidHey lucidHey lucidHey
emberBecky: wooo
MegaDosX: Perfection
MurphEP: wheelerMuldp
Snowcookies: nice
They_Are_Alyx: FBtouchdown
Veraphage: gdqClap
Serifina: Perfect score, sweet
HorusFive: Kathleen expects better of you BEEJ!
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
RealGamerCow: QUIXORT!
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDok lucidDuck lucidDok
MomoNo9: oooh pretty
flatluigi: why is the bot doing a spokesman voice
TimIAm: I think I had Nelly's background on gradeschool picture day
RealGamerCow: same Paul
TheAinMAP: FBtouchdown
EricTheOrange: I'm surprized they didn't put any of the 4 toy story movies
mtvcdm: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: pain
nyperold: The test is past!
Alex_Frostfire: Oh no.
TheWriterAleph: oh wow
Diabore: ok ok ok
rasterscan: Checkpoint Squad!
Snowcookies: oh
SymphonicLolita: hm. okok
mtvcdm: Equally doable.
MurphEP: Every release of Skyrim
rasterscan: Assemble!
Izandai: Y'all can probably do this one.
Diabore: 2017
SaxPython: new LRR podcast? Pixar rewatch?
MomoNo9: ohhhh
Pteraspidomorphi: new-ish
smthng_dffrnt: tes III first
NewtyNewts: Let's try it!
princess_intell: one just for kathleen for king gizz albums in order
EricTheOrange: like 5 years ago
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Dozniay ploos
smthng_dffrnt: wait no e.t. first
BrowneePoints: (that was 2017 btw)
asthanius: Minceraft
Izandai: Very old.
YeetTheRich_: @BrowneePoints don't say that
HadesLeprechaun: minecraft, or minecraft 1.0?
princess_intell: @BrowneePoints six years ago? wow
Diabore: in the bin
Izandai: That's not nearly enough space.
niccus: which release date are they using for minecraft?
mtvcdm: They would
HorusFive: Would that be pronounced Pedantometer?
emberBecky: oh god what if it is
MurphEP: The deep lore of Crush
kdefinition: Put it in the trash just on principle
EricTheOrange: momansky
ElektroTal: after
heartofgoldfish: I would absolutely love candy crush mmo, like an updated puzzle pirates
Thatwasademo: You're thinking of Puzzle Pirates.
heartofgoldfish: God damn do I miss puzzle pirates
philippekav: even if it was real it would be trash
lady_olynder: is an open world game a sandwich?
ElektroTal: minecraft is way older than yall give it credit
Izandai: ^
EricTheOrange: like 2 years ago
Diabore: just as in 2021
YeetTheRich_: spider man is far right, got it
Mollylele: this room code is amazing
TheAwkes: Organize the 9 FarCry games from FarCry to FarCry 6.
BrowneePoints: yea it's a second story bit for Spider-Man
Izandai: @YeetTheRich_ mattlrBonk
MomoNo9: leave room for trash
MurphEP: We wish
BaconL0rdes: Oh that's funny.
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
EricTheOrange: well it's a DLC
Geldaran: @ElektroTal the question is what are they counting as it's "release date"
laikagoat: @YeetTheRich_ he does help the nypd of all things
SquidVorb: 2013
Geldaran: but yes... been around awhile.
zed_alpha: years before
Izandai: Minecraft 1.0 was still like 2011 or something.
ElektroTal: farthest right
call_me_Aras: Before Fallut 4
blip2004: five is very old
djalternative: Minecraft is either 2009 or 2011 depending how you count iirc
ElektroTal: left i mean
SmithKurosaki: Yea
DiamondMX: I'm sure it's older than NMS
TheManaLeek: Yeah GTA 5 is near a decade I think
SquidVorb: GTAV Launched on the PS3
Alex_Frostfire: (Hi Kojima)
tehfewl: trash
Thatwasademo: welp, that's just after
BrowneePoints: miles launched with ps5 yea
Darleysam: doesn't help that many of these have had rereleases
DiamondMX: Newest?
Izandai: PrideLaugh
call_me_Aras: Elden ring 20222
teejayrivers: WAAAY to the right LUL
EricTheOrange: 1 year ago
Pteraspidomorphi: Newer
RealGamerCow: no gta 5 is like 10 years old
DiamondMX: Never heard of it.
MurphEP: I hope it's real
mtvcdm: Subway Surfers is a mobile game
HorusFive: Please let this be a real gamer
asthanius: It's mobile
lackingsanity: I accidentally trashed elden ring trying to drag it to the end
teejayrivers: It hasn't even been a full year since Elden Ring came out
djalternative: Subway Surfers is real and it's another mobile game
asthanius: It's an endless runner
laikagoat: isnt that just battletoads?
LeeshaJoy: elden ring is last year
coachNelly: ty will check it out
kumatsu: I can't believe this list didn't include Skyrim
coachNelly: oh it's the game they play on the reddit story tiktoks
heartofgoldfish: Minecraft was the first open world game, confirmed
Izandai: Skyrim is probably in the larger pool this category pulls from.
NewtyNewts: I've messed this up for sure
Thatwasademo: minecraft is before GTAV
MegaDosX: Easily pre GTA
randombillfolds: @kumatsu Can you imagine a list with just Skyrim releases/ports?
Spolin: no, gta is older
EikoandMog: I was in HIGH SCHOOL when that came out.
Manae: Is it saying 1.0 minecraft?
EricTheOrange: well pre GTA 5
TheAwkes: @kumatsu Skyrim fits at all points along the timeline.
Diabore: newest
heartofgoldfish: Minecraft: inventor of the open world genre????
Graham_LRR: Elden Ring is open world
Thatwasademo: probably 1.0
saucemaster5000: Heck, I'm trying to remember if minecraft was after GTA 4
Juliamon: kumatsu Elden Ring is basically the same thing Kappa
MurphEP: Block the trash!
niccus: i think all of the other games are newer than all the reasonable dates for minecraft
HadesLeprechaun: directly on top gets pushed to the right, so you didnt have to block trash
ElementalAlchemist: this was kinda hard apparently
MegaDosX: Skyrim exists at all points in the timeline
MurphEP: wheelerMuldp
TheWriterAleph: NICE lrrHORN
DiamondMX: Nice!
BrowneePoints: Told yea. BotW 6 years ago
Izandai: I dunno why people are so caught up on Minecraft's release date. 1.0 was 2011. It's very old.
MegaDosX: Holy shit the double perfect
TheAinMAP: 2020Celebrate
SaxPython: PogChamp
sugarsh0t: nerds
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Its_VeeBot: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
BrowneePoints: feel old yet?
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
KWardJenx: Nailed it!!
emberBecky: yayyy
mkaybuddy11: LETS goooooooo
Snowcookies: nice
Rourke9: nice job!!
djalternative: 2011 okay, they counted it as 1.0 then
Treble252: No Man's Sky came out in 2016? How old am I? What year is it?
public_key_reveal_party: is someone gaming in here?
Diabore: this is close
micalovits: "Skyrim VR" Would have been rude
NewtyNewts: Only 9k for me, not too bad but GGs all!
ElementalAlchemist: woo!
They_Are_Alyx: FBtouchdown
nyperold: I got Sea of Thieves and Fallout 4 swapped. Oh well.
kalira77: that score was so close
EikoandMog: Yeah, Audience Ew!
laikagoat: chat ew wins
LeeshaJoy: Okay, but when did the GOOD version of No Man's Sky come out?
Alex_Frostfire: No Man's Sky also had an infamously shaky initial release, though.
Pteraspidomorphi: Congrats, fellow Audience Ews
DiamondMX: Okay, that might be an effective sort, but I think it's still O(N^2) or worse.
Thatwasademo: by 2k
lackingsanity: the audience of team ew got 28k
JadedCynic: so there WAS no round 4 :D
MegaDosX: That got very close
MomoNo9: woo!
TemporallyAwry: So close to round 4 ;p
BrowneePoints: Chat Won!
DigitalSeahorse: lucidWiggle
heartofgoldfish: An EXACT tie except by 2000 points
Izandai: Round 4 must just be for a tiebreaker.
heartofgoldfish: Like how I'm an identical twin except for 2 years
SnowBunSarah: Only half of chat, anyway
Pharmacistjudge: it's insertion sort the game
Thatwasademo: the quixort credits theme is pretty good btw
Larkonus: Both teams getting a perfect round felt VERY satisfying.
DiamondMX: @LeeshaJoy 2025?
Violet__Violence: hell yeah
Diabore: ooh split
EikoandMog: Yessss
asthanius: This is Nelson's first time, right?
BrowneePoints: Have you ever played it Nelson?
CodeIndigo: YAAAAAAY
BigDaddyBland87: It's his first time
BaconL0rdes: Oh yay, it's going to be his first time.
saucemaster5000: I kinda wish quiksort was just a board game. I'd play it
BrowneePoints: dangit 2nd time I've made the joke simultaneously
YeetTheRich_: got there
NewtyNewts: Ooh, nelson gets to play it for the first time!
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
WriterRaven: How can Nelson be fond of Split the Room if it's his first time playing?
MurphEP: Crazy
Mattmitchell45: @LeeshaJoy 2018 and continued since then
Izandai: @LeeshaJoy A year or two ago, by my understanding.
heartofgoldfish: @saucemaster5000 Dexterity board game, like jenga with trivia
TimIAm: Nelson's first day at LRR, nice of them to have him on CTS
micalovits: Its always Nelsons first jackbox stream
LeeshaJoy: @LeeshaJoy okay, let me rephrase that. When did No Man's Sky become not shit?
vensers_lab_tech: I think Nelson would be a good Mr. Cellophane, I think
djalternative: did yall see them announce the 10th pack?
YeetTheRich_: we're way ahead of you in terms of recycled memes, nelson
korvys: Nelson, you should check out Mario Party lrrBEEJ
Molladia: Welcome to LRR Nelson, glad you could join us.
DarknessKingCoH: Without googling what came first Minecraft or Skyrim?
fastlane250: I bet you they probably have that
Pteraspidomorphi: LeeshaJoy: Gradually over time, I'm told
EricTheOrange: well the first one was you don't know jack
MegaDosX: That might be a bit self serving on Jackbox's part, but it could be interesting
Mattmitchell45: Minecraft Beta certainly
saucemaster5000: @Earthenone That's why I want it! Timeline but with different sorting categories? I"m in!
Its_VeeBot: One of the Trash blocks is "Murder Trivia Party"
JadedCynic: so where does the "Jackbox Starter Pack" fit in?
smthng_dffrnt: @DarknessKingCoH da 'rim
Serifina: @LeeshaJoy A while ago. They've done a truly remarkable amount of work on that game.
MegaDosX: Oh you mean actual party games not Jackbox games, got it
nyperold: Maybe things that didn't make it past the concept stage?
public_key_reveal_party: @WriterRaven Idk if you're serious, but it's a running gag that nelson has never played this game despite having done so a bunch on stream
YeetTheRich_: ouija is a party game
EricTheOrange: sup mayonase
FacelessManAboutTown: Oh no, the cat's hot
LoadingReadyRun: code is CQHQ
laikagoat: how bad will our choices be
SymphonicLolita: meow.
TheWriterAleph: close quarters head quarters
WriterRaven: @WriterRaven Yup, I know. =P
MegaDosX: Remember chat, the goal isn't to be funny, it's to cause division
LeeshaJoy: Oh good, time to get my Panalyst fix
LadyManticore12 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 22 months, currently on a 21 month streak!
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Caffine1138: what sense of embarrassment?
flatluigi: `
Its_VeeBot: There's a Jack Attack in YDKJ Full Stream that basically asks "which of these games appear in a Jackbox Party Pack"
Diabore: 1
SymphonicLolita: hmm
TimIAm: If you like birds and gundams, follow ihorner
SpaceBattery: 3
YeetTheRich_: 1
Angreed66: 3
saucemaster5000: maybe 2?
djalternative: 1
BigDaddyBland87: 1
airylan: 1
LeeshaJoy: 1
SoaringDragon42: 1
smthng_dffrnt: 1
mtvcdm: 3 seems like the only thing that might actually split.
adambomb625: 1
Diabore: 1 gets the cops called on you
JadedCynic: 3
EricTheOrange: whats the name of the guy this is an impression of. I know he hosted the twilight zone
EikoandMog: 3
philippekav: miaow
DEATHlikescats: Thanks Paul!
JadedCynic: 1 is too obvious
saucemaster5000: Yeah, 1 is not gonna split
LeeshaJoy: @EricTheOrange Rod Serling
nyperold: 3 is the most darkly humorous, certainly.
DaxStrife: Is there a count somewhere of the # of times Ian has said something exists and Alex reacts with "What?!"
micalovits: Just picked 3 cause it was funny, didn't think further
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matthaus_c: our prompts are always so bad we might as well just be funny
MegaDosX: I feel like 1 will split if people pay attention to the prompt
Laserbeaks_Fury: Anyone who says to take away the toy is a MONSTER
mtvcdm: 1 is funny but 1 isn't going to split the room.
a_guy_7: 3 seems like the best?
Diabore: i think 1 will split
DigitalSeahorse: lucidTBF be careful of the one game that requires all the players to not drop out or have computer issues cause it will soft lock the game
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dumbo3k: I don't want to be arrested, so 1 is a no go
Izandai: WHY
lamina5432: I like 1 but i dont think itll split
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
YeetTheRich_: mmhm chunky
TheWriterAleph: typewriter LUL
Alex_Frostfire: That sounds like a typewriter.
aezin: i thought it was popcorn
Arclight_Dynamo: God, that's teletype as fuck.
lady_olynder: Ian why
WriterRaven: Mmm, typewriter noises.
BrowneePoints: Ian is Dilt Bifferent
princess_intell: that thing weighs NINE POUNDS
MegaDosX: Ian why do you have a typewriter hooked up as your keyboard
BadRoxie: Good click clack
Its_VeeBot: I'll stick with my Blues
Caffine1138: The actual question is "Why Not?"
CodeIndigo: chunkachunk
SaxPython: Resident Evil save typewriter
Serifina: That is incredibly loud
Serifina: and I thought my mechanical keyboard was bad
YeetTheRich_: everything for the dog
JadedCynic: B)
rasterscan: Got some good laughs here
EricTheOrange: wooooooow
BigDaddyBland87: Starting off with us I guess
NewtyNewts: Is plugin working now?
djalternative: cowards, all of you
Diabore: @Serifina but it sounds so good
mtvcdm: Best split I think we were gonna get.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Doesn't matter, you always make doggo happy
SymphonicLolita: good enough FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: A split's a split
LoadingReadyRun: @NewtyNewts should be yes
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BrowneePoints: That's worth so much food!
Caffine1138: Yes
fastlane250: yeah sure
Diabore: how much do i like this cousin?
iris_of_ether: Yes
BigDaddyBland87: nope
APartofManny: yep
Serifina: Yes immediately
BrowneePoints: Slam yes
Mediocre_Man5: how much do I like this cousin?
BaconL0rdes: They'll understand.
nyoomgoom: i'd be distraught enough to learn how to replace the squeakerbox with a normal one
YeetTheRich_: my cousin will understand
VorlonScout: windmill slam yes
jessieimproved: Give up my seat, give up my bowels
Serifina: I'm not that close to my cousins
LeeshaJoy: absolutely not
Pteraspidomorphi: Taco bell destroys my digestion
DigitalSeahorse: lucidMath
EricTheOrange: totes give it up, I hate social gatherings
adambomb625: I don't like Taco Bell
mtvcdm: I don't eat Taco Bell so
Angreed66: wedding ditch excuse
Tangsm: Is it transferrable?
CouldntPickAUsername: which cousin?
JadedCynic: how close am I to the cousin?
SkylerRingtail: I value my bowels
BrowneePoints: I get to skip a wedding AND I get free food for life
niccus: i'm not sure i will spend $500 on taco bell for the rest of my life
DoodlestheGreat: I hate Taco Bell.
jedi_master_zll: Easy yesy
MegaDosX: Absolutely not, there's no Taco Bell in Australia so I'd never be able to cash in
VeryBadLifeChoices: no taco bell in my country :C
Laserbeaks_Fury: You give up your seat and take your cousin to Taco Bell
KWardJenx: Is that even a debate?
vensers_lab_tech: That will kill you before paying for a single ticket
floofynewf: Yes. The only cousins I like are already married.
lady_olynder: lol i dont even know my cousins
animaniacdot: nelly, the english language does not have a concept of "the stack", sentence diagrams be damned
Serifina: Now if that was my sister's wedding...
HadesLeprechaun: taco bell isnt like, amazing, but free food is free food
CanvasWolfDoll: jokes on you, i don't care about any of my cousins!
VorlonScout: @BrowneePoints This is the correct attitude
SnowbirdMike: Just a cousin... Taco bell forever
pyrefyre: gotta treat em to taco bell to make up for it
goombalax: if its american taco bell I'm in
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Free Taco Bell is still overpriced.
AnderKryst: I like my toilet
Laserbeaks_Fury: You can only rent Taco Bell
epsilon_vee: the absolutely definitely never violated before travellers' bill of rights
hackingducks: yes and also yes
SaxPython: #WhichCousin?
Arclight_Dynamo: Can I give the food away? Can I solve hunger and bankrupt PepsiCo?
Violet__Violence: daaaaaaang
Violet__Violence: nice split
Juliamon: Very good split
mtvcdm: Jordynne with max split.
JadedCynic: I mean there's no Taco Bell in my enetire province, but I'd still go for it
lucky_gal: you can ship taco bell, but should you?
BrowneePoints: Like, I can't stress how much money that is
saucemaster5000: @Laserbeaks_Fury A truer thing has never been said
SmithKurosaki: Didnt know Jordynne was a local. Neat
DigitalSeahorse: lucidJudge tacos
EricTheOrange: no
Its_VeeBot: Historical Hot Ones
Diabore: i love wings, so yes
laundreydhull: lrrNELSON doing *Taco Time* dirty over here LUL
Caffine1138: yes
Pharmacistjudge: historical hot ones?
asthanius: It's...okay
Arclight_Dynamo: I mean, I like wings.
BrowneePoints: This is just Hot Ones
jedi_master_zll: Another easy yes.
nyoomgoom: not worth it, not because of the spicy, but because it's wings
iarethel0ser: Slam yes, wings are great!
gravity_pike: is there supposed to be background music here?
mtvcdm: You know what, sure
Lokolos: Taco Bell is... fine
JadedCynic: Paul? The nearest Taco Bell to newfoundland is HALIFAX
Angreed66: It's still food
Laserbeaks_Fury: Wait, you get to have dinner with a famous person *and* you get wings?
Violet__Violence: why not
Tempest2097: Fuck yeah free wings AND discussing with historical figures
Pharmacistjudge: well reverse hot ones
laikagoat: i have a taco bell a block away from me and i haven't been ever
stevestein: Is this supposed to be a controversial question?
WalkingProfanity: Hot oness interview
zed_alpha: It's *fine.* It's okay, as long as you temper your expectations. Enough cheap, shitty tacos become good tacos. like Cici's Pizza.
aClonedPickle: if you ever get one you're gonna be so disappointed
Violet__Violence: i can deal with that
ShaneLeeAtk: It tastes just like Taco Bell
eshplode: Geez, I thought having to go to the mall for Taco Bell was a lot of work
ElektroTal: taco bell is the most 'i am desperate and it is a dollar and also vegetarian' meal there is
ghyllnox: It is for vegetarians
princess_intell: why does Victoria not have a taco bell?
Caffine1138: lunch would take HOURS
CodeIndigo: Buffalo didn't have Taco Bell for the longest time because we had MIGHTY TACO
DarknessKingCoH: I have to drive 30+ miles to my closest one.
saucemaster5000: Does Canada even have decent mexican food? (Asks the Californian)
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah Taco Bell is Yum!
Thatwasademo: I'd do it for someone from the future, but not someone from the past
Mediocre_Man5: Taco Bell's top selling point is that it's cheap
LeeshaJoy: Okay, but who would you have lunch with?
DiamondMX: lol, is the historical person hosting Hot Ones? I'd love to see, like, Einstein doing the extra dab of sauce.
MomoNo9: taco bell is awful
micalovits: All american fast food is mythological as a european
redyounglink: I got food poisoning the last time I went.
fastlane250: but your country has timbits and my state does not anymore
jessieimproved: topical reference
EricTheOrange: I mean Tacobell is trash Fastfood. so If you like stuyff like Burgerking you'll probably like tacobell
Plasterboard: It (Taco Bell) isn't very good
Fanklok: That's very nice Jordynne, but if rather have food
YeetTheRich_: great question
JadedCynic: Beej, no Yum brands isn't owned by Pepsico anymore
niccus: only if you can eat $400,000,000 of tacos
public_key_reveal_party: Like, listen, taco bell is top tier fast food, but I mean, it's still pretty awful
Mattmitchell45: Jane Austen, get on Hot Ones
laundreydhull: oh, the breakfast crunchwraps are the lit
nyperold: An entire heaping plate would be too much.
HorusFive: I believe they learned that lesson already
gravity_pike: non-transferable, sorry
VorlonScout: For me, no. I'd just be awkward around whoever I picked, *and* self conscious about eating the wings in front of them
brainbosh: It
vensers_lab_tech: They no longer can give you the nuclear sub anyway
CururuGuasu: Taco Bell! Taco Bell! Product placement with Taco Bell!
Laserbeaks_Fury: What about the Combination KFC/Taco Bell?
djalternative: they scrapped all of their military vehicles
Serifina: rip cori
mtvcdm: Pepsi did go to court with that
TheWriterAleph: "battle"
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
BrowneePoints: Taco Bell is not trash, or awful It's perfectly adequate
Davlenagain: a lifetime of taco bell means enough toliet visits
Juliamon: I just want infinite Baja Blast
brainbosh: It's Pepsi, get a battleship
MegaDosX: F
laundreydhull: gosh
TimIAm: Shooting down balloons with my pepsi points
Pteraspidomorphi: Sorry cori I love spicy wings
a_guy_7: sori cori
YeetTheRich_: if you have a harrier jet you can probably get any fast food you want for free
Tiber727: Unless it's midnight, Taco Bell is irrelevant. Good Mexican food is cheap anyway.
Cry0Dex: was gonna say, i remember a taco bell in Nanimo at one point in time
damn_i_am_pretty: All these people shitting on taco bell like they won't say yes to a soft taco at 1AM
Mai_Andra: Those free fast food "for life" deals are typically limited to once a month or something.
Izandai: OH GOD
Serifina: LAUNCH
Mattmitchell45: I want whatever Plane they spoiled on the WarThunder forums
SnowbirdMike: Those balloons had no chance Ian
Arclight_Dynamo: What does 96 degrees mean?
epsilon_vee: instead of the harrier can i get some kind of balloon with solar panels
Caffine1138: LAUNCH
asthanius: I mean...
laundreydhull: this excerpt was a movie once
hackingducks: three times now >_>
MegaDosX: I don't know enough to answer properly
adambomb625: what?
EricTheOrange: I mean I'd rather terry pratchett personally
Izandai: IAN
DiamondMX: Wait, what's the short story of the lottery?
jpost042: launch
Its_VeeBot: IAN
airylan: 96 ... C or F?
flatluigi: ian.
princess_intell: IAN
flatluigi: IAN
asthanius: this is just the trolley problem
laikagoat: dont know what that is so, sure?
TheWriterAleph: IAN
Izandai: IAN NO
mtvcdm: I mean you'd have to do a hell of a lot more than that to split this one
NewtyNewts: IAN
Arclight_Dynamo: There should be a metric switch in Jackbox.
JadedCynic: how many people would die from 96c weather in 'winter'?
gnomedeplume572: IAN NO
gravity_pike: someone has to explain the reference
public_key_reveal_party: Listen, like.... one person vs millions?
goombalax: Scrooge McIan
Serifina: @Arclight_Dynamo about 35.5 c
KeytarCat: Ian nooooo
myBeamishLad: 96 C?
LeeshaJoy: Are the fossil fuel magnates entered into the Lottery?
Juliamon: airylan It doesn't matter in January, does it?
Magnifisquatch: oh... no... we need both of those
SnowBunSarah: @DiamondMX A lottery where if you lose you are sacrificed.
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Laserbeaks_Fury: The Weather is Always Nice in Omelas
Pharmacistjudge: every 5 years one person on the entire planet has to die?
Its_VeeBot: @airylan Does it matter?
Snowcookies: @DiamondMX it involves throwing rocks at ppl
Arclight_Dynamo: @Serifina Oh. So, summer. Huh.
vensers_lab_tech: Dont say Eugenics stuff Ian pls
HorusFive: First one then the other
TheWriterAleph: 96 CELSIUS
CodeIndigo: powered by a forsaken child?
TemporallyAwry: This is ... not a bad short-story prompt.
Orxolon: what is the lottery?
Izandai: @Pharmacistjudge The story implies it happens in each town.
ShaneLeeAtk: I booked it out of Omaloss
ghyllnox: Nelly over here in Omelas
laundreydhull: a satellite that could manufacture a weather system was a movie
animaniacdot: sounds like the trolley problem with extra steps, but ok
Earthenone: !quote shirly jaxon
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airylan: @Its_VeeBot well, one is close to boiling, and the other is merely summer weather
raulghoulia: @CodeIndigo well, not a whole one
JadedCynic: how many heatstroke deaths every year as it is?
HadesLeprechaun: but YOU have to throw the stones?
DiamondMX: @DiamondMX Oh, so almost as unethical as the real lottery then?
saucemaster5000: Do I get a front seat each time with my own rocks if I press the button?
Caffine1138: @Orxolon one person must be sacrificed for the community
Orxolon: @Orxolon ppffff,seems easy
Magnifisquatch: I feel like if you DONT take care of the climate then the people are going to be dying anyway
MegaDosX: No wire hangars?
rainbowolf13: @Orxolon Like the hunger games reaping but you get stoned to death (thrown rocks)
zerragonoss: as yes .00000001% of deaths that climet change causes to stop it.
TimIAm: Jack Box presents: The Trolley Problem
princess_intell: NO
BaconL0rdes: Um.
JadedCynic: Cori? How many people die from heatstroke in 90+ degree weather every year?
ArkhamArchivist: how much oil
Diabore: thats so many bridges...
korvys: Different to ... what?
HorusFive: Beej- I don't trust it will magically work. Cori- I'm just not a monster
BigDaddyBland87: what kind of oil
BrowneePoints: OH every day you have to oil a new bridge
Earthenone: how many bridges are on the island?
SpaceBattery: what kind of oil?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Canola Oil
Thatwasademo: active murder to solve for a problem that has other solutions is a no from me
Lizardman175: I'm going to run out of bridges
jessieimproved: I mean sure, you didn't say how much oil
laikagoat: sesame seed oil
Arclight_Dynamo: Fuck you bridge, I love my mom.
FacelessManAboutTown: Wut?
MegaDosX: Jesus christ Ian
CaptainSpam: Like, vegetable oil?
YeetTheRich_: can i pour salad oil?
BaconL0rdes: Do I even know that many bridges?
TheWriterAleph: compleat every bridge
Izandai: PrideLaugh
DiamondMX: Extra Virgin Petroleum Oil.
stevestein: Sure
LeeshaJoy: Do we get to pick the oil? Do we get to pick the bridges?
ArmadilloAL: Like thirty-one bridges are now compleat.
nyperold: Snake oil
public_key_reveal_party: Kathleen being relatable
gizmofreak1: @korvys different bridge a day
SpaceBattery: can i just pour out a bottle of olive oil on the side of the road?
Izandai: CORI
Its_VeeBot: CORI
teddywhosabear: olive oil on the pavement, done
stevestein: Can we put up a sign warning drivers?
DigitalSeahorse: lucidCult
MegaDosX: What about some of that strange oil?
stevestein: Can we also pour dish soap?
laundreydhull: vegan oil too?
Thatwasademo: I answered per the literal wording of the question before the clarification came up
Mattmitchell45: The travel time
Arclight_Dynamo: Dental bridge.
TheAinMAP: I know an abandoned bridge.
DigitalSeahorse: lucidHungies lucidOwO
JadedCynic: railway bridge?
DoodlestheGreat: What about Jeff Bridges?
PetRockSteve: one bridge too far
ghyllnox: Or a footbridge
CouldntPickAUsername: trying to think how many bridges are near me
princess_intell: how many does Victoria have? 3?
JadedCynic: footbridge?
GhostValv: an oiled bridge never boils as they say
BigDaddyBland87: you could also grease the edge of the bridge
animaniacdot: Phyrexia: All Will Be Bridge
ghyllnox: Like in a fancy garden
saucemaster5000: Doesn't change my monthly life, so...
Pharmacistjudge: you can make a model bridge and put oil on it
Vilun: put someone in a box with a cat
WriterRaven: I pick two separate bridges and go back and forth between them in February. =P
Arclight_Dynamo: "Throw a brick off a tall building every day for a month."
Izandai: But The Lottery is guaranteed to kill LOTS of people. That's the whole point.
dumbo3k: Icing a sidewalk
Caffine1138: yes
princess_intell: yes. yes. yes.
abaoa_qu: Cut the brakes on a strangers car
TheWriterAleph: @saucemaster5000 lrrFRUMP
SaxPython: loosening screws on carnival rides
Diabore: CANNOT click yes fast enough
KeytarCat: HOW?
Violet__Violence: windmill slam yes
MegaDosX: I mean. This is easy.
Izandai: Oh this is an EASY yes.
Creature_Comforts: So, what's the downside here?
Twilight_Spark: A lot?
DiamondMX: @Nelson - How about you have to play ONE round each of Russian roulette with a person you know.
jessieimproved: This is all yes right?
micalovits: The horny compass
JadedCynic: windmill slam yes!
niccus: easy yes
ghyllnox: 100%
Mattmitchell45: Windmill slam
BigDaddyBland87: dammit Ian
SpaceBattery: sure why not
SnowBunSarah: In a heartbeat
Thatwasademo: I have a new compass-shaped girlfriend now I guess
Angreed66: clean then lick is fine
Serifina: easy yes
eshplode: That's an upside!
BrowneePoints: speaking of which the HBO series of The Golden Compass is very good
stevestein: So long as it's clean
CodeIndigo: Oh hey, look, there goes my dignity
BigDaddyBland87: obviously yes
brynnjackamusic: I can clean it between
despoilerofsouls: no one needs to now you do
mtvcdm: That's a big ol lickability scale
ghyllnox: This implies I'm not already doing ut
rainbowolf13: What if the compass tells you not to?
FacelessManAboutTown: Ian Horney
djalternative: I haven't said no yet
NotCainNorAbel: sharing a hotel room....
LordZarano: You think I wasn't already?
JadedCynic: "nightly" - I sleep in a private place
smthng_dffrnt: Wait licking the compass makes it work again? Oh neat
public_key_reveal_party: I've done more embarassing things for less reward
MegaDosX: I can deal with licking metal once to have a magic compass to point me towards good decisions
LeeshaJoy: How do I know if it's sensual enough? Will it tell me?
princess_intell: that's why bathrooms exjst
coachNelly: yeah diamondMX you've got the brains here
call_me_Aras: Oh wait, nightly? ...Still yes
Tangsm: Just cover it in peanut butter or something.
lamina5432: I like my bad decisions
Laserbeaks_Fury: Which end do you lick? North or South?
Juliamon: Chat, don't
matthaus_c: TTSF is a very spicy show
Mattmitchell45: Was probably Desert Bus, Ian
saucemaster5000: A lot of these don't change my day to day ife
CodeIndigo: it was on TTSF last week
Izandai: @MegaDosX I think the implication is you have to lick it every time you want to use it.
SnowBunSarah: @Laserbeaks_Fury Dealer's choice
Magnifisquatch: @BrowneePoints the 3rd and final season was a rushed mess, other than that it was good yeah
Snowcookies: oh no
forbiddenskiesfm: Compasslicker dot com just writes itself
zed_alpha: Are we required to?
Its_VeeBot: Sorry Alex
NewtyNewts: Uh...
smthng_dffrnt: @Laserbeaks_Fury South is the more heavily monetized video
Arclight_Dynamo: I will not.
princess_intell: look if you're going to ask me why I'm in the bathroom, that's a you thing
TheWriterAleph: lookit all these compass perverts LUL
Violet__Violence: sorry alex lol
laundreydhull: D:<
Grumpingtoon: Too busy seeing if you could and not thinking if you should
Molladia: I'll bet it was on Crunchy day
FacelessManAboutTown: Mods readying their hammers juzSmug
MegaDosX: @Izandai Still not a huge problem tbh
LarkSachrosis: When was the last cooking TTSF?
zed_alpha: Mods, that isn't mandatory, is it?
Izandai: @MegaDosX Agreed.
YeetTheRich_: does a sushi roll count?
m_logan2000: now I must keep chat open waiting for this clip
SnowBunSarah: Sorry Alex, too much payoff, not enough cost
JadedCynic: AAAAAAA!
jpost042: nope
epsilon_vee: we're no snitch
laundreydhull: oh, I hate this.
Violet__Violence: oh god
SquidVorb: nope
Violet__Violence: i hate everything about this
SpaceBattery: absolutely not
ghyllnox: Lmao
Izandai: oh god
epsilon_vee: (we totally are)
DigitalSeahorse: they say don't burn bridges so if you pour oil on Jeff Bridges better make sure nobody's gonna cause a spark near it
public_key_reveal_party: OH that is brilliant
BrowneePoints: it's a euphemism for sex alex
niccus: not at all
Arclight_Dynamo: I can close my eyes and only have to see it *once*!
BigDaddyBland87: well nope
JadedCynic: how well can I block them out....hmm
EricTheOrange: As an asexual no
BrowneePoints: It's Sex
ghyllnox: How much do I like the date tho
tehfewl: the ghosts are just your own brain
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSPOOP
UnknownGerm: NOPE.AVI
Izandai: IS IT IAN???
Diabore: i abstain
tidehollowcat: I've read this manga
heartofgoldfish: Hah! As if I don't see that already
JadedCynic: horror movies don't work on me
Serifina: I, uh, don't react to horror movies, generally
laundreydhull: no... no. this is worse than experiencing cringe memories.
asthanius: WHAT
MurphEP: Oh no
Violet__Violence: big nope
Izandai: WHAT
aezin: not being someone who "dates" is pretty chill for this :)
SquidVorb: huh
aClonedPickle: Ian.
mtvcdm: Remember when you licked that compass?
rasterscan: uh
Izandai: IAN
micalovits: Emm... What?
KaleidoscopeMind: IAN
underhill33: huh
CodeIndigo: yeah, no, this is almost every waking moment of most of us
DigitalSeahorse: wat
djalternative: "hot coffee" is a common euphemism for sex in fiction where you can't say sex
asthanius: I AM SO SORRY
LeeshaJoy: I have several questions
saucemaster5000: Did the wall then point to good life choices?
Its_VeeBot: Having sexytimes while imagining the dumb thing you did as a kid
princess_intell: yep. middle school is hell.
HorusFive: Lots of tongue questions this Jackbox
MurphEP: Great split
nyperold: Is she actually serving me brown watercolor?
BrowneePoints: Yall, "Coffee" isn't a date
BrowneePoints: "Coffee" is boinking
MegaDosX: 4% off a perfect split
FITorion: ohhhh Walls.... I heard a different word
Izandai: Good job Beej, who isn't here.
DigitalSeahorse: lucidG
Juliamon: "Coffee" is "Netflix & chill"
JadedCynic: Alex - you get scared by the movie, and you're seeing annoying distracting ghosts, and you can't focus on 'your partner'
BrowneePoints: yea what Juliamon said
sydnius: nice work chair
Izandai: what
BrowneePoints: it's why the infamous sex mod for San Andreas was called "Hot Coffee"
Angreed66: free food
mtvcdm: whaty
Twilight_Spark: No I guess.
Creature_Comforts: This is just perplexing more than anything
princess_intell: IAN
Fruan: That would HURT
FacelessManAboutTown: In public or private?
EricTheOrange: is this a bad thing?
MadmanOreo: but jordynne, the real question is did the snozzberries taste like snozzberries?
James_the_Dabbler: That is strangely specific
Diabore: no, free food and my favourite city?
HorusFive: I already don't eat lobster- so sounds great
public_key_reveal_party: I just moved, I'm not doing that again for a few years
heartofgoldfish: Sounds like an industry!
lamina5432: good profit
WowoT: ontario does suck, agreed jordynne
KaleidoscopeMind: uhhh
BrowneePoints: Humans are animal
laundreydhull: lawl, lrrBEEJ is amogus
randombillfolds: "phantomimes"
stevestein: Is the question do you move AWAY from this place or TO it?
eshplode: I don't think the sewer system would support this
mtvcdm: I want to know whose brain came up with this
Earthenone: is canabilisim vegan?
GhostValv: animal products
rainbowolf13: I feel like removing "perfectly" would really change this promt
jessieimproved: Definitely not vegan
Juliamon: Are these lobster tails as in the seafood, or the pastry?
NotCainNorAbel: so no, you won't move
miles_ivy: a lobster somewhere dies everytime it happens
a_guy_7: It's animal products
JosephDeath: They're still from an animal though? So vegetarian but not vegan?
Izandai: I think shitting a lobster tail would hurt.
rasterscan: They'd be... vegetarian but not vegan?
Fruan: There's a 10% chance its you, and it would HURT
djalternative: that sounds like they would hurt anyway
MegaDosX: That's fuckin' weird if nothing else, I'd be outta there so fast
jessieimproved: Maybe vegegatiran
HadesLeprechaun: -you- might have to 'pass' a lobster tail
DoodlestheGreat: I don't eat lobster, so I have no concern.
DEATHlikescats: Cori chanelling pure chaos
mwlsn: I mean, I don’t keep track of what other people’s output looks like
Dog_of_Myth: Vegan lobster Tail
BrowneePoints: Humans animals making these lobster tails Animal Byproduct
0x6772: Shitting a lobster tail sounds uncomfortable.
Serifina: No you would not get used to that
HorusFive: I'll take those odds
ghyllnox: As long as the person consents it's fine
DigitalSeahorse: life is grate until it's a grill
DEATHlikescats: … unless you did
Alex_Frostfire: There's only a 10% chance you have to deal with it.
YeetTheRich_: 90% odds it's not your problem
LeeshaJoy: They may be "perfectly edible" but there is no way in hell I'm eating that
SnackPak_: lrrFRUMP
emboar2235: also remember, its 10%, that could not be you
heartofgoldfish: What side of the tail comes out first????
KWardJenx: The prompt does imply someone confirming the tails are edible.
damn_i_am_pretty: set up these farms for the lobster tail shitters
laundreydhull: 1 Chat is a lrrBEEEJ postor
JadedCynic: humans adapt - that's what we do
mtvcdm: IAN
saucemaster5000: Clench and Turf
Larkonus: Maybe the sphincter forms the spikes after it leaves.
nyperold: So, crawfish?
Atifexe: The size isn't an issue - lobsters have sharp shells
Serifina: gross gross gross
Diabore: chat decidedly mid
DigitalSeahorse: beans!!! voxlunBean voxlunBean voxlunBean
a_guy_7: Yeah we're doing well!
Violet__Violence: let's go chatizens
heartofgoldfish: @Atifexe It says "perfectly edible." It's a soft-shell lobster
DEATHlikescats: What happens when you have diarrhea… lobster bisque?!
animaniacdot: irl there would absolutely be an economy around paying more for "ethically sourced" aka consensual lobster tail poops
DiamondMX: @DEATHlikescats lol, that's hilarious and digusting.
saucemaster5000: @DEATHlikescats Perfectly edible Lobster Bisque
DoodlestheGreat: 2
SpaceBattery: 2
tehfewl: 1
airylan: 2?
Juliamon: I choose to believe it was actually sfogliatella
tidehollowcat: 2
JadedCynic: 2
Diabore: i gotta go 2
lamina5432: 1
Mindfire13: 2
BigDaddyBland87: 2
MegaDosX: Gotta be 2
adambomb625: 3?
NotCainNorAbel: 3
jedi_master_zll: 2
hackingducks: 1
James_the_Dabbler: @DEATHlikescats More like Lobster Risque
bubba0077: 3
CururuGuasu: 1
stevestein: 1
Snowcookies: 3
YeetTheRich_: 2
blip2004: these sure are amswers
a_guy_7: Surely 2
Laserbeaks_Fury: FYI Bald Eagles are SHIT birds
Diabore: @FacelessManAboutTown agreed
LarkSachrosis: 2. 3 is funny, but 2.
mtvcdm: I'm going 2 on this one.
DAC169: 1
MegaDosX: 3 is absurdist and will get laughs
SoaringDragon42: 3 is funny but won't split.
sydnius: ScaredyCat
DiamondMX: Gotta be 2.
KaleidoscopeMind: remember canadian
saucemaster5000: Wow, none of these are good splitters
Snowcookies: paul stop
DoodlestheGreat: 3 is a no-split
mtvcdm: 3 is *funny*. 2 splits.
MegaDosX: Yeah our options here suck
DigitalSeahorse: meow
Angreed66: 2 but none of the answers are a good split
Serifina: whyyyyyyyy
0x6772: If Beej comes back to the stream with a lobster tail he wins.
Rourke9: idk 3 would split me
FacelessManAboutTown: 3 because fuck this question tbh
eshplode: $10 for poop lobster. $40 for non-poop lobster
CodeIndigo: Question. is that ALL that you poop?
micalovits: Down, still the same amount of non pooped lobster
SnowBunSarah: Up if it's a full lobster, down if it's just lobster tail
Orxolon: which is perfectly edible
djalternative: 1 feels like a proper alternative to the provided choice
HadesLeprechaun: is this carcinization?
TemporallyAwry: Nobody start talking about "recursive lobster"
kilnfiendpotter: I think it depends upon who pooped the lobster?
Arclight_Dynamo: As someone who has eaten lobster straight off the boat, any other lobster is terrible. Poop lobster isn't worth it.
sugarsh0t: you know what maybe I don't need to incorporate seafood back into my diet after all
CodeIndigo: Because... y'know
Izandai: Hey Beej. Your split was damn near perfect.
CodeIndigo: corn
DigitalSeahorse: 😺
LeeshaJoy: Lobster was like a trash fish until it got gentrified
Caffine1138: The State of Maine would sue everyone able to do this into infinity. They're almost as bad as the mouse
Fruan: Is it gauche to eat your own lobster?
DEATHlikescats: @james_the_dabbler this is the truest answer
JadedCynic: you can keep your sea insect meat
mtvcdm: @sugarsh0t It's a cod damn shame
Mattmitchell45: Prairie Lobster
JadedCynic: I don't care WHERE it's coming from
kilnfiendpotter: Like, imagine if Bill Gates had pooped those lobster tails.
DAC169: what if the 10% were homeless? aipThink
DigitalSeahorse: katesLoaf
SkylerRingtail: Given the derailment in Ohio, pooping lobster isn't off the table
Earthenone: ive seen that anime
Laserbeaks_Fury: Bisquey Business
ghyllnox: Your favorite city is in Ohio?
Sudobyte: do eGirls sell their lobster tails at a premium?
saucemaster5000: "It's ethically sourced!" (Spreads cheeks)
DEATHlikescats: @diamondmx @saucemaster5000 my brain is glorious and horrifying
KaleidoscopeMind: would those 10% stop working? is it a livable wage just to sell your poop lobster
LordZarano: Who would choose to shoot a Beautiful eagle over 1?
DigitalSeahorse: katesD
Its_VeeBot: On the bright side, Beej is a magical girl now
niccus: are you pooping out a lobster, cori
JadedCynic: @LeeshaJoy it used to be used as animal feed until refridgeration came around
Earthenone: kitty?
sugarsh0t: @mtvcdm wonder how seafood distributors would mussel in on the new lobster market
DigitalSeahorse: Alex's
Diabore: no split
DoodlestheGreat: Always Alex.
Violet__Violence: alex
Angreed66: no split
Diabore: gg go next
Fruan: Cat's screaming joyously like Alex would be the best possible world
FacelessManAboutTown: I will laugh hysterically if Gilbert Gotfried is an option
saucemaster5000: That takes Cat training
Tantaburs: ypu mean hannah meowtana
Izandai: @sugarsh0t booooo
BrowneePoints: OKay but Alex's full body cackle coming out of a cat
CodeIndigo: Alex with the zoomies
DigitalSeahorse: Alex
NewtyNewts: Just hear a 'awkward_fart.wav' from a cat
KaleidoscopeMind: gotta put a blond wig on your cat to Hannah
BrowneePoints: would be the best
WriterRaven: Hannnah Montanya?
Arclight_Dynamo: I don't know what Miley Cyrus sounds like.
sydnius: catta
DEATHlikescats: I can bring myself catnip…
Its_VeeBot: Kitty!
mtvcdm: @sugarsh0t They'd make people really crabby
DigitalSeahorse: katesPoggers
Last_Living_Dalia: They can talk, they choose to meow
iris_of_ether: escher3MEOW
YeetTheRich_: do i want alex's voice to scream FOOD 24/7?
Abelzumi: Meowley Cyrus?
DigitalSeahorse: katesBless katesShy katesAw
DEATHlikescats: I need meow samples to make a decision
FacelessManAboutTown: Oh god, the cat screaming YIFF YIFF YIFF
Mal2mad: Can Beej Meow for reference?
HorusFive: Beej needs to meow as well
EricTheOrange: rizzo the rat?
stevestein: Beej's voice is too deep and smooth for a cat
DigitalSeahorse: still Alex
StageMgrRob: POst Malone
public_key_reveal_party: lrrBEEEJ would be a good cat
Its_VeeBot: LUL
mtvcdm: HAHAHAHA
GhostValv: tqsSmug
tehfewl: round 2
laikagoat: lrrSPOOP
flatluigi: deja vu
Diabore: the run back!
Thatwasademo: BEEJ AGAIN
public_key_reveal_party: LUL
mtvcdm: Wow
Violet__Violence: lmao
JadedCynic: wait what?
BigDaddyBland87: Same question!
DEATHlikescats: Double Beej?!?!
MegaDosX: You guys spend too much time together :p
Izandai: Amazing.
Snowcookies: omg
mtvcdm: The double Beejdrop
SaxPython: #runitback
ElementalAlchemist: lol
JadedCynic: deja vu?
ElementalAlchemist: loooool
Thatwasademo: everyone pick alex
FacelessManAboutTown: bbeeeejj
matthaus_c: double beej all the way across the sky
stevestein: The game did not accept Beej as an answer
iarethel0ser: Guys it's not quiplash yet.
Pharmacistjudge: dopple beej?
JadedCynic: did I nod off?
MurphEP: Do you pick Beej or Beej?
DEATHlikescats: When you have a brand
DaxStrife: We experiencing Beej a lot tonight.
ShaneLeeAtk: Only if my cat BeejDROPs
DigitalSeahorse: this is Beej not his characters
Veraphage: One more time and it'll be threej
Violet__Violence: oh god
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Beej?
SnackPak_: wow
Izandai: What?
EricTheOrange: I don't get this reference
DEATHlikescats: And comedian
DigitalSeahorse: katesSong
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! How's the Jackboxing been going?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Bald Eagles are chitty birds
DEATHlikescats: And wrestling fan!
DarknessKingCoH: Both would be felonies is the US
BrowneePoints: just a reminder that Bald Eagles are a protected species so you'll still go to jail
LeeshaJoy: His real name is Chandler Bing
SymphonicLolita: killing a bald eagle still a federal crime
YeetTheRich_: audience is killing humans
Mattmitchell45: A MaximumFun podcaster
CouldntPickAUsername: got supper either way
Laserbeaks_Fury: Die Like An Eagle
mtvcdm: She said the hip hop, the hip hippetty hip hip dip dippety dip hip hippety. Hip hip hop.
Angreed66: There are far less eagles than humans
stevestein: We must protect John Cena at all costs
Thatwasademo: the heels make Cena bulletproof, right?
EricTheOrange: We can't kill cena, we can't even see him
smthng_dffrnt: JCIH makes me drool violently
DigitalSeahorse: katesPlot hmmm
TemporallyAwry: Cena's legs though, he rocked that.
DEATHlikescats: He’s more powerful in heels
BrowneePoints: If I shoot him do we get no more shitty John Cena acting?
nyperold: A Philadelphia Eagle... a member of The Eagles...
JadedCynic: I feel John Cena in heels is suffering enough already
Fruan: This week on the internet I learned Cena has GREAT legs
MegaDosX: Yeah he'd no-sell it and just AA you for the pin
DiamondMX: Also, it makes sense you wouldn't have seen John Cena.
HeadingtoFall: shia lebouf seems like the answer here
YeetTheRich_: 95%
JadedCynic: see chat? :D
KWardJenx: Well... he's been shot, so...
Alex_Frostfire: Yep, Migratory Bird Treaty Act. Convention here in Canada, not Treaty.
DAC169: he has cancer and has 5 years to live
mtvcdm: None of our options were that great.
Juliamon: So it was just The Quarry?
GhostValv: lrrSPOOP
call_me_Aras: John Cena in heels, huh... he looks good...
micalovits: Some of us are dying old women
nyperold: One of the other responses was The Statue of David. If that's bleeding, I'm concerned.
DigitalSeahorse: all even the ladies
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Violet__Violence: lmao
mtvcdm: This is just Twitter
MegaDosX: That's exactly it Ian
DEATHlikescats: Right is more genuine
CodeIndigo: Stay a while, and listen
DoodlestheGreat: The second one means I have time to punch him in the mouth.
JadedCynic: I think that would annoy himself more than it would me :D
HorusFive: My toddler actually says this
Davlenagain: listen to me, a nice weird al song
dougma: my neighbors kid does this
Thatwasademo: is he going to cooperate with being funny
saucemaster5000: Can someone give me this curse?
brynnjackamusic: that is awful
MegaDosX: Oh wow
stevestein: "Ima let you finish but..."
CodeIndigo: this one is alex
DiamondMX: Can't be "Kill me" because we'd all do it sooner or later.
JadedCynic: okay, so that's the SECOND week :D
MegaDosX: This breaks the Nelly
DigitalSeahorse: katesRaid keeeeel
Warstratigier: Killllll meeeeehhhhh
MarsIsDead: Like in Total Recall?
nyperold: "Time to killlll meeeeee!"
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MegaDosX: It's time for Beej!
DEATHlikescats: Congratulations!
DAC169: Beej aipOMG
Laserbeaks_Fury: I want to see the reverse, Colonists gooped up in Aliens saying "Well, actually..."
0x6772: Licking the statue's a nice callback.
Abelzumi: Chat GPBeej
Pteraspidomorphi: Only need 3 seconds right
LeeshaJoy: Make it like that one Markiplier video
TheAwkes: Great split, new PB!
DeM0nFiRe: Cat!
SkylerRingtail: BeejFake? DeepBeej?
EricTheOrange: nope
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:54:28.
DiamondMX: Oh yeah.
Violet__Violence: NOPE
HorusFive: !adukt
Izandai: BEEJ
SquidVorb: BEEJ
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
Grumpingtoon: nope
MegaDosX: Beej no
SnackPak_: lrrFRUMP
BrowneePoints: Just say no to Vore
tidehollowcat: BEEJ
smthng_dffrnt: BEEJ NO
JadedCynic: BRENDAN NO
Grumpingtoon: nope nope nope
NewtyNewts: noooope
Izandai: PrideLaugh
YeetTheRich_: thanks paul
NevermorePainting: BEEJ
mtvcdm: kitty!
DiscordianTokkan: KITTY
Grumpingtoon: nooooope
PharaohBender27: escher3MEOW
JadedCynic: okay, yeah
heartofgoldfish: is AI LRR a job for Tinker Tailor Solder Fry or for Can't Draw Horses
DEATHlikescats: Thank you Paul
MegaDosX: Paul, get us out of here!
nyoomgoom: oh, hairy baby
DrLigmaPhD: BMI = Beej Mimicing Intelligence
HorusFive: Heather! Get the spray bottle
sydnius: lrrWOW
emberBecky: meow!
Davlenagain: lol
Violet__Violence: jesus christ i almost choked lol
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lamina5432: so anybody able to add that to quotes?
PharaohBender27: @DeM0nFiRe tqsLOL
saucemaster5000: I'm more of a "....heh" person while watching LRR usually, but that last round really gave me the giggles
nyperold: "The food in my dish is on the NEAR side. It needs to be on the FAR side. Fix that."
smthng_dffrnt: submissive and beejable is a very important phrase
heartofgoldfish: @saucemaster5000 This second-stream content is getting out of line!
DigitalSeahorse: katesADS katesADS katesADS
Juliamon: How about that, our cat just started yelling
fastlane250: beep
damn_i_am_pretty: boop
TemporallyAwry: !findquote beep
LRRbot: Quote #7973: "Beep boop, I'm an alien!" —James [2022-02-19]
PharaohBender27: Oh good that wasn't just me
iris_of_ether: escher3DOOT
damn_i_am_pretty: embrace beep
Juliamon: She ate from the center of the dish and now she can see the bottom and she's Unhappy
dumbo3k: Boop
DigitalSeahorse: hmm
damn_i_am_pretty: beeb me obiwan kenobi you're my only hope
CodeIndigo: @Juliamon that sounds like situation code unicorn.... aka a U-problem
mitomanox: damn! this song! <3 is this BGC?
saucemaster5000: Oh no, that cat is experiencing "I've seen the end!" Existentialism
kusinohki: !bgc
LRRbot: Jimmy Hinson AKA "BigGiantCircles" makes chiptunes, which are featured during commercial breaks. His music, including LRR remixes and the soundtrack for Road Quest, is available here:
Juliamon: CodeIndigo She won't take that for an answer
DiamondMX: @mitomanox I think so?
Juliamon: Everything that gets played is BGC
CodeIndigo: @Juliamon nono, that's what she's telling you
kusinohki: and a stray cat just started meowing in the hallway...
LordZarano: @mitomanox Chiptune Legacy I think?
nyperold: SMW!
Juliamon: The only time it's not BGC is when it's Mine o'Clock
kusinohki: I think this is glory days...
mitomanox: this drum n bass vibe is flooding my basement <3
PharaohBender27: Right, this is Glory Days
DiamondMX: @Juliamon Or Road Quest - unless BGC did the RQ music.
LordZarano: @mitomanox Nope, this is Glory Days
Pteraspidomorphi: Correct, not chiptune legacy
mtvcdm: BGC did do Road Quest
Juliamon: DiamondMX BGC did Road Qeust
KeytarCat: @Juliamon CDHC!
Earthenone: !rq
DiamondMX: @Juliamon Their talents are endless.
Juliamon: Oh right, CDHC, fair point
Earthenone: !rqsoundtrack
LRRbot: The Road Quest soundtrack by Big Giant Circles is available now! Buy it here:
kusinohki: if it was chiptune legacy, most of chat would be posting "AND SERGE!"
CodeIndigo: This was using the Super Mario World melody....? it's pretty awesome
mitomanox: @mitomanox lovely!
Juliamon: Most of BGC's music that gets played borrows motifs from classic games
Juliamon: Sometimes it's blatant, like SMW or Zelda's Lullaby
DigitalSeahorse: feck amazon won't let me prime sub yet
TheAinMAP: katesAir
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smthng_dffrnt: What is the name of the artist that does the music for the commercial breaks?
DEATHlikescats: FallWinning
SkylerRingtail: Oooooh yes
DEATHlikescats: cbardTrebass cbardTrebass cbardTrebass
iris_of_ether: Oh THIS game
NewtyNewts: Oh boy this one!
DEATHlikescats: 2020Gift 2020Gift 2020Gift
CaptainSpam: OH NOOOOO
Pteraspidomorphi: Can you play that with 7 players?
DigitalSeahorse: tootSocky tootLuv
flatluigi: i like this game
Diabore: 90% sure this has been played before
sugarsh0t: ah, the MSM you *can* show on twitch
mtvcdm: I think I saw you play this ONCE
BaconL0rdes: Oh this one gets weird!
SkylerRingtail: Can't remember the last time LRR played this one. It's a hoot
Juliamon: Been a loooong time since you last played this, but you DID play it
Bratmon: I'm like 90% sure you've played this game before.
CanPlayGames: Hi Chat. Will you be my Valentines?
PharaohBender27: I think LRR actually did play this game once? Like years and years ago, though
Pteraspidomorphi: Awesome
Earthenone: this has been played, but enjoy anyways
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Thanks for confirming what I thought
Diabore: iirc it didnt land well because it was long
BrowneePoints: hidden role game
raulghoulia: mumm-ra?
Tweygoh: @smthng_dffrnt Big Giant cCirles I believe
TemporallyAwry: #HeatLifeOfTheUniverse :p
Saintnex: Oh this one is fun but kinda difficult lol
LoadingReadyRun: I think we played this the first time we played jackbox on stream
LordZarano: Big Giant AF
niccus: bon't give a fuck
SkylerRingtail: Beej's face
smthng_dffrnt: @Tweygoh actual hero, t. hanks
flatluigi: big gross as f
CururuGuasu: We are the true monster
damn_i_am_pretty: like you always wanted
Abelzumi: WE ARE MANY
JadedCynic: suspicious disclaimer there...
DigitalSeahorse: this one gets soft locked when someone loses connection I think, good luck
Orxolon: take us?
eshplode: lrrSPOOP
Forgebold: Hello~
micalovits: I wouldn't date us
Fruan: Parasocial relationships incoming!
sugarsh0t: date us Beej
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Awkward, lol
Mollylele: finally they have gamified polyamory
KeytarCat: Oh no, we're all in front
sugarsh0t: r o m a n c e u s
eshplode: I like that we're a globe
Dromos_GHG: So many possible HR issues
SmithKurosaki: What pack is this from?
SquidVorb: How do you date 922 people at once?
Earthenone: there was breifly 69 in the audiance
a_guy_7: I wouldn't want to date chat
Gadora: audience-senpai
sugarsh0t: @SquidVorb enthusiastically and with great attention to hydration
CaptainSpam: Remember, your messages MAY be made public!
Orxolon: @SquidVorb auditorium
JadedCynic: I...wat?
Sethalidos: somehow fitting that Ian's character has a monocle
smthng_dffrnt: @SmithKurosaki generally you get to know someone a bit better to ask what they're packing
eshplode: @a_guy_7 Good call. I know where at least some of them have been
JadedCynic: oh snap, I *dod* have to get another water bottle...
YeetTheRich_: !findbutt
LRRbot: Above you?!
Saintnex: So uh, the messages may be shown on screen so do with that what you will
sugarsh0t: sugars5Booty
damn_i_am_pretty: throbbing
Earthenone: !store
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ghyllnox: You've heard of having one partner, maybe even two or 3, but have you tried 916 partners?
EricTheOrange: is it me or does Cori's charecter look like cameron
DoodlestheGreat: We may have a theme here....
mtvcdm: 4
Thatwasademo: how many times is the game going to offer us BEEJ
sugarsh0t: @ghyllnox i think that's just seattle
NewtyNewts: LUL
BrowneePoints: it's basically a hidden role game
Sethalidos: @ghyllnox one word: chafing
saucemaster5000: Chat showing why some of us will be in chat tomorrow night instead of dating
DigitalSeahorse: tootGob hi chat
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DoodlestheGreat: WELP
SaxPython: are we already shipping BeejxIan as Bean
NewtyNewts: Well, Audience...
nyperold: Sponsored by EeeeeeHarmony
DigitalSeahorse: if only
iris_of_ether: The game makes more sense later, I think
GhostValv: tqsClap
mtvcdm: We can only make one date ourselves
MurphEP: Let us have this, Paul!
DoodlestheGreat: no, we only get one date, the rest get rejected
MegaDosX: A monstsona
PharaohBender27: :D
MurphEP: :O
PharaohBender27: Ooof
Dromos_GHG: Chat already monster
YeetTheRich_: :O
JadedCynic: Paul, you underestimate the number of monster-lovers in chat...
niccus: it's more like a mafia game if you date instead of murder
graal_smith: Cori obviously CAN'T Paint horses
iris_of_ether: Hahahahaha
NewtyNewts: No dates!!!
DAC169: all the rejections
Pteraspidomorphi: All of my MSM games go way better than this is going
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
PharaohBender27: Is this going to be all rejections!?
mtvcdm: Nobody's dating anyone
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DiscordianTokkan: Oops all rejection
YeetTheRich_: ayyyy
mtvcdm: Hey!
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
JadedCynic: wow we're batting a THOUSAND
DiamondMX: @JadedCynic Gotta be about 909 right now.
Sage0fMadness: LUL
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Violet__Violence: d'awww
iris_of_ether: :D
emberBecky: yay!
DigitalSeahorse: dawww
Greendrag13: WE GOT HIM
Caffine1138: Beej gets us
Juliamon: !lovebeej
LRRbot: Chat loves Beej and I love Beej lrrBEEEJ
BusTed: It was meant to be.
eshplode: lrrHEART
DAC169: aww... aipLove
Thatwasademo: Yay!
MegaDosX: lrrHEART
YeetTheRich_: we got beej
Forgebold: aw yis
DoodlestheGreat: LUL
SoaringDragon42: We love you beej!
SnackPak_: chat does love beej
ElementalAlchemist: lrrHEART lrrBEEEJ
smthng_dffrnt: omg beej <3
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hold_no_carter: Twitch chat got a date!!
CanPlayGames: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
Laserbeaks_Fury: WE'VE ALREADY WON
SkylerRingtail: We're sorry, the game doesn't let us have a polycule date
Diabore: @BusTed it was meant to beej
Sage0fMadness: lrrBEEEJ lrrBEEEJ
frozenphoenix7: You spin us right round Beej
DAC169: so first night - 1 date LUL
NewtyNewts: You globe-trotter, you.
Violet__Violence: a;ldskjf
MegaDosX: Beej says fuck the world
adambomb625: i don't get this game
Izandai: PrideLaugh
RealGamerCow: "I
MurphEP: Mr WorldThicc
Bratmon: So we're just gonna win by a mile, right?
Mai_Andra: sit on it and twirl
NewtyNewts: Second night on.
Pteraspidomorphi: Yeah it's bad to be on top early
underhill33: dale
JadedCynic: Beej is into harem anime? Kappa
jamesk902: Paranormal, parasocial relationships.
RealGamerCow: "I'm gonna hump that globe" Beej, Now
DarknessKingCoH: From pole to pole
mtvcdm: And now we start revealing the leaders
SaxPython: para antisocial
Its_VeeBot: Second night on, Beej
Verrain2: Inside the globe is 315 people.
Pteraspidomorphi: (so to speak)
DoodlestheGreat: I wanna be a werewolf!
couchboyj: That is a Madagascar in our pocket, but we are happy to see you
smthng_dffrnt: 2
zed_alpha: At this juncture, I feel the need to apologize for parasocially icky I got towards LRR in high school
DiscordianTokkan: 2
tidehollowcat: 2
smthng_dffrnt: ARGH!
NevermorePainting: I would make a joke about dating Beej, but I fear the Wrath of Heather
DoodlestheGreat: Remember our secret power, gang.
RealGamerCow: I do NOT understand this game, but it's hilarious
Earthenone: new zealand may not be on this globe, but beej is
mtvcdm: At the end of every remaining night, we reveal the leading unrevealed player.
DrLigmaPhD: As a member of chat, my kink is fiscal stability and moderate wealth
SaxPython: woah
Creature_Comforts: 2
smthng_dffrnt: 2 so much
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Less then 500 people it’s not enough to afford a house
JadedCynic: play the field chat <3
mtvcdm: Consider the reveals this game's catchup mechanic.
Vilun: who does LRR's HR?
FacelessManAboutTown: 3 is so awkward for all of these
WowoT: nelly; twitter will soon limit you to 20 tweets per day so youll learn soon
Thatwasademo: road quest!
teddywhosabear: 3
JadedCynic: choose 3
Serifina: 3
korvys: 3
Snowcookies: 3
Laserbeaks_Fury: 3
DoodlestheGreat: 3
Slytherin42: 3
frozenphoenix7: 3
BigDaddyBland87: 3
Bratmon: <3
SpaceBattery: 3
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh no too quick
evelyndisaster: 3
PharaohBender27: Yep, no polycules for this game
DiscordianTokkan: 3 5 sure
DiamondMX: We need the polyamorous mod for this game.
micalovits: 1 each night
MurphEP: lrrWOW
Pteraspidomorphi: So romantic
HorusFive: Sad moustace
FacelessManAboutTown: I don't understand what's happening...
JadedCynic: d'aww
ElementalAlchemist: :o
Bratmon: Chat comes closer to actually playing this game than in most other games.
ElementalAlchemist: lol
DrLigmaPhD: Collude or co-lewd, Beej?
Izandai: PrideLaugh
Pteraspidomorphi: Ooooh
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL
MegaDosX: I mean.
DiscordianTokkan: *snerk*
BigDaddyBland87: Collusion
MurphEP: Aww lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
LarkSachrosis: Adorable
eshplode: lrrHEART
Larkonus: Hax!
emberBecky: aww cute
SymphonicLolita: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
NewtyNewts: There's the collusion!
KaleidoscopeMind: that's cheating
SaxPython: phew
LeeshaJoy: not fair when you're already married
JadedCynic: Hey, there's ringers in the game!
ElementalAlchemist: yay!
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
JadedCynic: <3
nightraven949: The word of the day children is "collusion"
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Sage0fMadness: yay!
Violet__Violence: lmao
YeetTheRich_: i mean jordynne asked nicely
korvys: Turns out, clear communication works
SkylerRingtail: We won't talk about what Alex sent us
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDok
SaxPython: <3 <3 <3
DAC169: chat's 2 for 2! aipOMG
NewtyNewts: Our messages are sent to everyone.
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunCarp
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
mtvcdm: actual monster
JadedCynic: YOU CAD!
BigDaddyBland87: dang we helped Beej
call_me_Aras: I heard Tooth Paste Cream
darth_paradox: That's a tough one to have revealed early
Larkonus: Beej, we trusted you!
CanPlayGames: And we let him get to first globe
SkylerRingtail: Maybe we need to cool off for a night
TemporallyAwry: The Duality of Beej lrrBEEJ vs lrrBEEEJ
mtvcdm: Chat we're in the reveal spot now, so careful
smthng_dffrnt: 1 pls
adambomb625: 1
JadedCynic: 3
Marc_otato: 3
PharaohBender27: 1
FacelessManAboutTown: 3
tidehollowcat: 1
smthng_dffrnt: chat pls 1
JadedCynic: play the field, chat
rasterscan: 3
nightraven949: 3
FITorion: 1
JadedCynic: 2
Bratmon: I'm surprised that Chat actually gets a hidden role on this game.
flatluigi: 3
Dog_of_Myth: 2
flatluigi: boo
FacelessManAboutTown: 2
adambomb625: 1
JadedCynic: 1
NewtyNewts: That one seems unlikely
Molladia: 1
evelyndisaster: 1
YeetTheRich_: beej is sus
flatluigi: 1
DoodlestheGreat: @Bratmon The audience wins this game frequently, in my experience
Dog_of_Myth: 3
FacelessManAboutTown: 3
smthng_dffrnt: 3 everyone
EricTheOrange: I mean chat as a whole is already some kind of flesh amalgam
Molladia: 3
JadedCynic: 3
matthaus_c: not thirsty!
DiscordianTokkan: lol
brynnjackamusic: do not date the beej
graal_smith: Some serious dancen going on.
SmithKurosaki: 3
LeeshaJoy: @EricTheOrange we're that blob monster from Inside
DiamondMX: Or at least longer
DoodlestheGreat: 3
niccus: but ian, nothing makes me not die
korvys: 1
Serifina: 1
mtvcdm: 1
nightraven949: I mean Coffee is made with Water does that count?
NotCainNorAbel: 3
JadedCynic: choose 1
BlackHumour: 1
bubba0077: 1
teddywhosabear: 1
FacelessManAboutTown: 1
BigDaddyBland87: 1
Bratmon: 2 is obviously a trap; vote 1.
Thatwasademo: did we drop enough hints
NewtyNewts: Stick in the reveal spot!
SkylerRingtail: 3 so we don't get revealed too early
DigitalSeahorse: tootGulp
saucemaster5000: I don't think we were direct enough
nyperold: I mean, there's needing, and then there's liking.
teddywhosabear: ;-;
rasterscan: Nooooo
heartofgoldfish: N O
Izandai: eugh
EikoandMog: IAN WHY
BlackHumour: oh no
NewtyNewts: Hm.
smthng_dffrnt: NOOOOO
MegaDosX: Grim
saucemaster5000: oh no
JadedCynic: :(
flatluigi: :(
terribleplan: betrayed
SymphonicLolita: cry
MurphEP: :(
FacelessManAboutTown: ;_;
MurphEP: But you did
CaptainSpam: DANGIT
BigDaddyBland87: well we got burned this round
trainumwalking: Wow…
JadedCynic: d'awww :D
JadedCynic: sry K
smthng_dffrnt: nelly with the rizz
DoodlestheGreat: It's okay. If we fall back a spot we won't be revealed.
JadedCynic: JILTED
DiscordianTokkan: lol
micalovits: Smart
Izandai: PrideLaugh
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
DiamondMX: Nice
SymphonicLolita: LUL
JadedCynic: LUL
MurphEP: LOL
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
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JadedCynic: NICE
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
NewtyNewts: bottom text
GhostValv: tqsClap
MurphEP: A true match
ElementalAlchemist: bottom text
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL
Thatwasademo: bottom text
Snowcookies: lol
Izandai: NELSON
JadedCynic: drift compatible
YeetTheRich_: this is how you flirt, kids
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL
WriterRaven: Always appreciate a bottom text joke.
Alex_Frostfire: This is so much more entertaining than I was anticipating.
Its_VeeBot: Billy o' Brien!
Thatwasademo: hey cori
BigDaddyBland87: So avoid Cori
nyperold: Joke Boat puppet!
Greendrag13: The reboundler!
Dog_of_Myth: No Cori this round chat
NewtyNewts: Dilly!
laikagoat: so no dating cori tonight chat
JadedCynic: Cpt. reboound!
EricTheOrange: sigh.... hey billy
CanPlayGames: Why did I think Coi was Cam?
adambomb625: 2
laikagoat: 2
Dog_of_Myth: 2
smthng_dffrnt: 2
SpaceBattery: 2
JadedCynic: 3
Molladia: 2
FacelessManAboutTown: 2
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL fionLOL
NewtyNewts: 3?
Its_VeeBot: #2 is uh
Slytherin42: 2
CanPlayGames: 2
smthng_dffrnt: best way to single tbh
frozenphoenix7: 2
Dog_of_Myth: Chat noooo
stevestein: 1
FacelessManAboutTown: 1
NewtyNewts: Oh, gotta be 1
graal_smith: That skeleton keeps turning left, is he in a NASCAR race?
CaptainSpam: Good ol Dilly o' Drien.
smthng_dffrnt: 1
SpaceBattery: 1
Molladia: 1
JadedCynic: 1
goombalax: 1
micalovits: Oh no
evelyndisaster: 1
flatluigi: IAN
SkylerRingtail: IAN!
ElementalAlchemist: lol Ian
smthng_dffrnt: IAN SIR
BlackHumour: IAN!
micalovits: Ian!
DoodlestheGreat: LUL
laikagoat: 2
FacelessManAboutTown: 2
adambomb625: 2
stevestein: 2
JadedCynic: 3
BaconL0rdes: IAN
Dog_of_Myth: 2
smthng_dffrnt: 3
CaptainSpam: IAN.
Thatwasademo: let's bamboozle them
micalovits: 2
SkylerRingtail: Do we pick Ian just to reveal that message?
baskwalla: Have you seen Carrot Top Paul?
FacelessManAboutTown: 3
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Ooh
NevermorePainting: yes
Dog_of_Myth: 3
FacelessManAboutTown: Windmill slam 3
ElementalAlchemist: 3
Gekyouryuu: 3
JadedCynic: 3!
ghyllnox: He said "I recommend it"
goombalax: 3
YeetTheRich_: i saw beej vent
Sethalidos: Ian, Yes
JadedCynic: windmill slam 3
smthng_dffrnt: three for days
Marc_otato: 1
JadedCynic: B)
laikagoat: 1
heartofgoldfish: 1
JadedCynic: choose 2
korvys: 2
mtvcdm: 1
WhirlwindAbyss: 1
BlackHumour: 2
EricTheOrange: I mean I wouldn't
Its_VeeBot: One should generally not trust Beej
DoodlestheGreat: 2
teddywhosabear: 2
Dog_of_Myth: 1
smthng_dffrnt: 72% is HUGE
frozenphoenix7: 1
BigDaddyBland87: 1
Dog_of_Myth: We don't want Cori this round chat.
flatluigi: IAN SIR
NewtyNewts: Ian!
micalovits: This is gonna go so wrong
JadedCynic: we WILL give #2 extra points, but that still get's us a heart
JadedCynic: :(
BlackHumour: nooooo
NewtyNewts: Nuh.
laikagoat: why y'all
laikagoat: why
SymphonicLolita: cry
Pteraspidomorphi: I didn't vote for cori, this isn't on me
Thatwasademo: chat, come on
ArmadilloAL: feenCry
Izandai: OOF
corianderd: vote me next time
Dog_of_Myth: Chat, we are trying to win...
ArmadilloAL: feenFine
corianderd: i'll fo sho respond
LiveFaust: "Let's collude" is my new pickup line.
JadedCynic: IAN
Its_VeeBot: Well played Beej
Sarah_Serinde: Chat, stop telling people off for voting differently than what you wanted
Bratmon: I don't know what to tell you; Chat made it clear.
laundreydhull: lrrNELSON looks like lrrIAN and lrrBEEEJ looks like lrrBEN ?
Sarah_Serinde: You can disagree without trying to shame people
JadedCynic: YAY!
EikoandMog: We were boned otherwise.
EricTheOrange: why would you ever choose beej, his whjole thing is getting extra points for dumping people
SkylerRingtail: Doesn't matter, no one wanted us tonight
smthng_dffrnt: @EricTheOrange but it's beej
smthng_dffrnt: That's reward enough
flatluigi: OH
JadedCynic: O_o
Izandai: oh dear
PharaohBender27: Uh oh
ArmadilloAL: Wait, isn't the whole problem that we're *not* boned?
SymphonicLolita: gasp
DiscordianTokkan: oooo
They_Are_Alyx: OH HECK
MegaDosX: Huh
NewtyNewts: Uh oh
Drasvin: oh
Violet__Violence: oh heck
0x6772: oops
FITorion: oh yes
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Sexy VD
Snowcookies: huh
JadedCynic: the ultimate social disease
RealGamerCow: I so dont understand
BigDaddyBland87: Jordynne bit us
MurphEP: Don't talk about that!
BusTed: How's everyone's memory?
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
DigitalSeahorse: lucidCult
DrLigmaPhD: In other words: Vampires are sluts
darth_paradox: Vampirial Disease
JadedCynic: 3
Marc_otato: 3
nightraven949: welp vampire seems OP
JadedCynic: vampirism is a social disease
laundreydhull: isn't this functionally the Twilight book series?
smthng_dffrnt: @DrLigmaPhD So, by this metric, I am a vampire
laikagoat: 2
CanPlayGames: 3
iris_of_ether: 2
Gekyouryuu: 1
terribleplan: 3
Dog_of_Myth: 2
JadedCynic: 3
gtgmatthew: Oh, are there quality goods and services and store dot loading ready run dot com?
tidehollowcat: 3
EricTheOrange: so what their saying is if you date Jordynne you die of ligma
evelyndisaster: 2
SquidVorb: Those are some clacky keys
goombalax: 2
Mai_Andra: no fries! chips!
laikagoat: 1
saucemaster5000: What Cori just typed to us Gave me a huge guffaw
DrLigmaPhD: @smthng_dffrnt it's more a squares to rectangles relationship
tidehollowcat: 1
flatluigi: 1
mtvcdm: 1
iris_of_ether: 1
Laserbeaks_Fury: just FYI were vampires
Dog_of_Myth: 3
NewtyNewts: Cori, no!
JadedCynic: 2
Laserbeaks_Fury: so we should probably pick another vampire
Gekyouryuu: 2
rasterscan: 2
Slytherin42: 2
EricTheOrange: @Laserbeaks_Fury spoilers bro
laikagoat: 2
FacelessManAboutTown: 2
DiscordianTokkan: 2
laikagoat: ez
Dog_of_Myth: 2
CanPlayGames: 2222
JadedCynic: 1 hic
Gekyouryuu: 2 again
rasterscan: Wait, can we actually trust Cori?
teddywhosabear: 2
DoodlestheGreat: 2
BlackHumour: 2 again
JadedCynic: 2
saucemaster5000: 2
graal_smith: Dating secret hitler.
BigDaddyBland87: 2
mtvcdm: 2
Laserbeaks_Fury: no, we dated Jordynne, it public knowledge
BlackHumour: we're gonna get burned but y'know it's fine
korvys: Chat's ability to talk is very weird.
BrowneePoints: yea it's a hidden role game
YeetTheRich_: cori kinda sus ngl
NewtyNewts: To 200ish
EikoandMog: It's a neat hidden role game.
CanPlayGames: We were rejected Cori gets bonus points
EricTheOrange: ian why...
rasterscan: Beej is going to slay
Bratmon: Why does anyone date Beej?
m_logan2000: dont trust beej remember
nyperold: Maybe retroactively later?
MurphEP: lrrWOW
JadedCynic: blocked!
MurphEP: Betrayed
DiscordianTokkan: lol
SaxPython: top 10 anime betrayals
BaconL0rdes: Beej is too powerful.
Rourke9: wow so many points
micalovits: Beej on a roll
Snowcookies: collusion!
couchboyj: We did tell ya'll not to trust Beej
Its_VeeBot: Beej playing his role like a goddamned fiddle
Larkonus: Well, TIL
MurphEP: FBtouchdown
JadedCynic: <3
EricTheOrange: woah
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
Adorabold: Yay!
EikoandMog: YEEEE
mtvcdm: Got there!
BlackHumour: woooooooo!
BusTed: FBtouchdown
DiscordianTokkan: FBtouchdown
GhostValv: amazonPumpkinDance
PharaohBender27: FBtouchdown
smthng_dffrnt: YES
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
miles_ivy: I also want the menu burger so bad
a_guy_7: YES!
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nightraven949: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MurphEP: Nipple array
YeetTheRich_: we successfully colluded
Treble252: Yay! Wait, blocks?
heartofgoldfish: CRIME Tattoos!
JadedCynic: YAY
Orxolon: we are so hot right now XD
Izandai: PrideLaugh
EricTheOrange: so was that 5 nipples or nipples shapped like 5s
SmithKurosaki: sergeCrimes
nyperold: If it turns out someone was a werewolf, there's probably some effect.
Bionull: I'm very confused by this game
PharaohBender27: :O
YeetTheRich_: what
Izandai: I can't wait to see how much Beej wins by.
MegaDosX: What the hell
MurphEP: :O
JadedCynic: lrrWOW
micalovits: Oh no
MegaDosX: OH
rasterscan: D:
MegaDosX: That's
Thatwasademo: a pod person
Izandai: oh my
NewtyNewts: Stolen!
BaconL0rdes: Oh that's what just happened.
MegaDosX: That's pretty strong
GhostValv: benginO7
CanPlayGames: This game actually give me anxiety when I play it.
NewtyNewts: Who we aiming for?
JadedCynic: Let's gofer alex <3
momma_tatts: She's a pod person!
saucemaster5000: Another Game I'd like as a board game instead
Thatwasademo: let's go for kathleen
Thatwasademo: it's not full moon anymore
Its_VeeBot: I love the last night music
heartofgoldfish: kathleen get on us
gualdhar: man, it's like all my middle school dances
Laserbeaks_Fury: yeah I think we should date Alex
Bratmon: Chat, we need to do our role.
SmithKurosaki: 1
CanPlayGames: Kathleen
MadmanOreo: so is alex an invisible person or nah?
EricTheOrange: Maybe I'm taking this game too seriously but after the two face has been revealed why would you ever try and date them.
saucemaster5000: remember our role, yeah
mtvcdm: Kathleen's not on full moon so we can't swap.
rasterscan: 1
Dog_of_Myth: 1
smthng_dffrnt: 2 pls
EikoandMog: The sexy music is amazing.
smartitude: we need to date alex, because reasons
JadedCynic: play the feild, chat
DrLigmaPhD: The music is perfect
laikagoat: 3
Lizardman175: 3
Pteraspidomorphi: This prompt
Gekyouryuu: 1
smthng_dffrnt: 3
flatluigi: 3
Dog_of_Myth: 3
BigDaddyBland87: 3
JadedCynic: 1
Its_VeeBot: LUL
graal_smith: Beej should focus less on the song and more on smutty text messages.
DiscordianTokkan: 2
asthanius: u up
CanPlayGames: 2
EricTheOrange: winkyface emoji
asddsa28: 2
Dog_of_Myth: 1
SkylerRingtail: Man our messages this round are bad
DigitalSeahorse: sup
DrLigmaPhD: "waddup ;) "
heartofgoldfish: 4
rasterscan: Alex why
laikagoat: 1
DiscordianTokkan: 4
korvys: 4
DoodlestheGreat: 1
BigDaddyBland87: 1
YeetTheRich_: this chat is so cursed
WriterRaven: 4
Saintnex: Somebody clearly listened to way too much Marvin gaye lol
Laserbeaks_Fury: 1
goombalax: 4
Gekyouryuu: 4
BaconL0rdes: Oh well done Alex
NewtyNewts: Missed my vote chance
PharaohBender27: I voted 4
mtvcdm: I picked 1
korvys: Our messages go to multiple people - we can't control it
MegaDosX: Get got Beej
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SymphonicLolita: LUL
JadedCynic: AW
Treble252: Are we the pretty ones finally?
Bratmon: I voted Alex.
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
DoodlestheGreat: WHAT
MegaDosX: lmaoooo
mtvcdm: I voted Alex
YeetTheRich_: kathleen got us with the weed
SymphonicLolita: woo
DigitalSeahorse: lucidShrug
Bratmon: Don't blame me; I voted for Kodos.
JadedCynic: okay...
laikagoat: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
fhorrigan: Oooh, milestone
MegaDosX: It's not full moon anymore
EricTheOrange: why do we keep telling people nelly reminds us of our dad?
Thatwasademo: it wasn't a full moon
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saucemaster5000: yeah, chat ALSO has a role
Thatwasademo: that was an ordinary date with no shenanigans
DigitalSeahorse: dangit
stevestein: Cori and Ian, a couple? Unrealistic
Thatwasademo: except our shenanigans, of course
DoodlestheGreat: FailFish
JadedCynic: (chat - we get points for more DIFF people we date; don't repeat - it's the last night so not a secret anymore)
korvys: Turns out, clear communication works
couchboyj: We obviously don't want Kathleen to let dad Nelly know about out "cookies"
MegaDosX: Oh.
Violet__Violence: al;kjdsf
mtvcdm: Ghost installer!
Bratmon: Monster "Hunter"
asddsa28: no its not ....
JadedCynic: WOW
Bratmon: That's how I player Monster Hunter.
Izandai: OH NO
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
mtvcdm: We dated four people
BigDaddyBland87: boom!!!
Violet__Violence: BOOM
GhostValv: amazonPumpkinDance
JadedCynic: each NEW PLAYER - stop dating the same ppl
Thatwasademo: now we've got all of LRR's hair
Bratmon: Go us
NewtyNewts: Four!
SmithKurosaki: Gottem
a_guy_7: Haha!
MegaDosX: Oh please
SkylerRingtail: We're poly!
couchboyj: seabatClap
MegaDosX: That would be endlessly funny
CanPlayGames: Streamers are thristy for chats attention
BigDaddyBland87: dodged a bullet there
rasterscan: what?!
DiscordianTokkan: DANG
JadedCynic: wow
NimrodXIV: wow
Pteraspidomorphi: Nice
mtvcdm: And we dodged Alex
Sarah_Serinde: @JadedCynic We dated a different person every time we successfully had a date, I don't know why you're scolding chat
SymphonicLolita: nice dodge
SmithKurosaki: I think Chat won
mtvcdm: We're still in it
DrLigmaPhD: Gay exes
goombalax: alex lost all his hearts to kathleen
ElementalAlchemist: whoa
MegaDosX: Good lord Jordynne
LeeshaJoy: this is like the end of a Mario Party game
teddywhosabear: YESSSS
YeetTheRich_: oh GET FUCKED everybody
mtvcdm: WE WON
ElementalAlchemist: yay!
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DiscordianTokkan: EYYYYY
NewtyNewts: We did it!!!
EikoandMog: WE WIN
asddsa28: thank you
Alex_Frostfire: Audience win!
laikagoat: zoeyDab zoeyDab zoeyDab zoeyDab
BusTed: FBtouchdown
DekiSystem: yay!
Ryenji: EZ
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
0x6772: woooo
MurphEP: Legoo
Fruan: Yesssss
Violet__Violence: LET'S GO CHAT
teddywhosabear: WE ARE BELOVED
WowoT: yeeees
Gekyouryuu: we rule!
rasterscan: Yay!
Elsenova_: YEAAAA
flatluigi: yaaay
heartofgoldfish: 1!
stevestein: W0000!
Bratmon: Victory!
Violet__Violence: LET'SG O
They_Are_Alyx: FBtouchdown
GhostValv: tqsClap
BlackHumour: WOOOOO!
SmithKurosaki: FBtouchdown
DAC169: aipEZ
Sage0fMadness: YASSSS
Twilight_Spark: Yes!
kalira77: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Treble252: We did it!
BigDaddyBland87: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Serifina: yaaaaaaaaay
Adorabold: yay!!!
CaptainSpam: YAY!
micalovits: GOT EM
BaconL0rdes: WE FOUND LOVE
CanPlayGames: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Larkonus: The only time I'll ever win at dating!
public_key_reveal_party: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
djalternative: YAY!
Lizardman175: woo!
trainpants: we win at love!
SnackPak_: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
iris_of_ether: FBtouchdown
terribleplan: we did it
KiroWhitefin: Got there!
a_guy_7: We did it!
fastlane250: WE DA BEST
Jobot180: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
awmcmillan: yay we're loved
APartofManny: wooooo
Izandai: We're such players!
adambomb625: Muhahahaha!
WhirlwindAbyss: GG
Drasvin: Woo!
zed_alpha: Oh god
LarkSachrosis: vargBulk
Misslinnythebaker: YAY!
Snowcookies: WE WON!!!
Caffine1138: Wheee!
couchboyj: lrrSPOOPY
Orxolon: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
damn_i_am_pretty: they love us, they really love us!
smthng_dffrnt: Huge W for being a ho!
tidehollowcat: WE DID IT
CodeIndigo: yay us!
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDok lucidDok lucidDok
tlv2020: Good job, audience
hurricanealpaca: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Mal2mad: bronzeCHAMP bronzeCHAMP bronzeCHAMP bronzeCHAMP
SaxPython: PogChamp
saucemaster5000: To be fair, our power was perfect
PharaohBender27: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Verrain2: We are awesome!
VeryBadLifeChoices: FBtouchdown
trainumwalking: We won!!!
DEATHlikescats: The winner is YOU
viloke_virran: bloobyClap
Manae: Has to happen on occason
WriterRaven: First time I've won this game. =P
NimrodXIV: we are best date
DeM0nFiRe: zeldaParty
Serifina: Finally we win one!
Its_VeeBot: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
KWardJenx: Let's go!!
abaoa_qu: songbirdGlowstickA songbirdTailA
KaleidoscopeMind: Yeah! We got all the hair!
ArmadilloAL: feenHappy
Redbassist: yay!!!
underhill33: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
jedi_master_zll: benginTD
Thatwasademo: by the power of hair!
soulessgamer: We are best daters!
Pharmacistjudge: you like us! you really really like us!
BrowneePoints: but yea it's a great secret role game
Orxolon: qooohoooo
momma_tatts: cpicsDance cpicsDance cpicsDance
clockworkcrown: poggers
Slytherin42: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Mollylele: FortOne FortOne FortOne
badpandabear: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
A_Catastrophic_Success: WOOOOOO
DigitalSeahorse: lucidWiggle
ghyllnox: <3
LinearGif: Wait what we did it somehow?
Pteraspidomorphi: Victory through the power of random prompts
TheAinMAP: 2020Celebrate 2020Victory 2020Celebrate
SpaceBattery: VICTORY!!!!!
heartofgoldfish: parasocialism is over. now is paracommunism
aezin: VICTORY
Serifina: ahahahahahaha
lamina5432: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Izandai: PrideLaugh
NewtyNewts: Bonus points! You got regular points as normal
sydnius: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
WalkingProfanity: lrrDARK
MegaDosX: Sounds about right
Bratmon: I've been playing Parasocialism for years, I'm glad it finally paid off!
YeetTheRich_: LETS GO CHAT
SkylerRingtail: First time I've seen the Monster Hunter get any bonus points
MegaDosX: !card mob rule
LRRbot: Mob Rule [4RR] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Gain control of all creatures with power 4 or greater until end of turn. Untap those creatures. They gain haste until end of turn. / • Gain control of all creatures with power 3 or less until end of turn. Untap those creatures. They gain haste until end of turn.
SymphonicLolita: rare cheevo!
DigitalSeahorse: nice
hold_no_carter: let's go twitch chat!!
Thatwasademo: good job jordynne, btw
DoodlestheGreat: Like I said, Audience wins this game a LOT.
Violet__Violence: hell yeah
Pteraspidomorphi: Yeees
Jobot180: Yay! We give achievement!
gibbousm: I love fibbage
235 raiders from affinityartifacts have joined!
trainumwalking: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
lamina5432: I think the last time you played this kathleen had the same reaction
BaconL0rdes: Let's hope we remember how the final round works this time.
flatluigi: it's weird how the hidden role games where you murder your friends is less awkward
DigitalSeahorse: lucidUwU
MegaDosX: Raiders!
Thatwasademo: audience wears their heart on their sleeve
korvys: @SkylerRingtail It helps that Beej was revealed first
Dog_of_Myth: breyaBustChut breyaBustChut
the777s: it's radi tiem
mitomanox: sounds like monday
MegaDosX: You just missed chat winning a game
DEATHlikescats: Fib age is so fun
Its_VeeBot: Hello raidfriends!
aezin: Whooo! Lying is JUICY
micalovits: Friends!
mishotem: RAID
affinityartifacts: oh dang
YeetTheRich_: cori?
MegaDosX: Hi Olivia!
Laserbeaks_Fury: but 4? Death
ereboslifegod: sup
mtvcdm: (I will not actively play; what I will do is go look up the answers for when they're revealed so you don't have to do it yourself.)
matthaus_c: what I'm hearing is I can swallow 2 AAs and be fine?
DigitalSeahorse: tell me lies tell me sweet little lies
Sage0fMadness: breyaFlex breyaFlex breyaFlex
RealGamerCow: Ian, that is false, I have definitely swallowed AAA batteries
SnackPak_: sergeScience
aezin: i dont know enough about swallowing AA batteries to refute that
nyperold: From each according to his dateability, to each according to his neediness.
SmithKurosaki: sergeScience
YeetTheRich_: dilophosaurus
JadedCynic: sorry explaining details of the game that might well have been overlooked comes across as 'scolding' - I guess I am incapable of proper communication and will close chat to not annoy anyone
Bigbrrrr69: dilophosaurus :)
affinityartifacts: oh hell yes
mitomanox: <3 <3 <3
RealGamerCow: Fun Fact, I worked in a factory that built Jurassic Park toys in 1999.
Laserbeaks_Fury: We're about to play Quiplash!
PharaohBender27: lrrDARK
MegaDosX: Isn't it Fibbage now?
ArmadilloAL: feenHey Olivia
DigitalSeahorse: I can't on my phone
aezin: Same though
YeetTheRich_: congrats?
micalovits: Sooo... Olivia for MOM pre-pre-release?
goombalax: whose.....whose head....
Earthenone: no quiplash this week, just lies
DigitalSeahorse: yup
Izandai: Beard extensions are definitely a thing.
SymphonicLolita: become the most powerful wizard
DoodlestheGreat: LIES LIES LIES YEAH (They gonna get cha...)
DrLigmaPhD: Ask a drag queen/king
Laserbeaks_Fury: ZZ Top Brand Beard Extensions
BrowneePoints: beards use spirit gum
DEATHlikescats: Clip in wefts are so good
SquidVorb: oh wow
DigitalSeahorse: neat
BrowneePoints: yea that!
SymphonicLolita: prozaid is great
MegaDosX: Neat!
affinityartifacts: prosaide rules
NimrodXIV: :D
GhostValv: tqsClap
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Izandai: What's the different?
MegaDosX: Outstanding
Forgebold: Gottem
GhostValv: guru
kalira77: that's on a level with "I have three cellos"
Izandai: CORI
DigitalSeahorse: pfft
asthanius: not armpit hair, just the armpits?
SmithKurosaki: You get stuff after your name for Diplomas too
Caffine1138: That sounds far more applicable to getting a job than my MA
Laserbeaks_Fury: NO SPONCON
Nuurgle: merkins r us
DrLigmaPhD: High friction resistant adhesives
UnknownGerm: Yak hair
Earthenone: non sponsoled content
gibbousm: are you extending armpits or armpit hair?
CodeIndigo: @asthanius extruded armpit
affinityartifacts: Kahtleen i will paypal you money
HorusFive: #sponsorshipavailable
sugarsh0t: Kathleen will you say butts on stream
DEATHlikescats: !tips
sugarsh0t: I don't want to spend money I just want Kathleen to say butts
affinityartifacts: and that's $50 USD
DrLigmaPhD: #nosonsold
RainbowPhoenix06: now I am wondering if LRR members are on Cameo?
sugarsh0t: YESSS
ford_prefect1789: atleast a $ a month
mtvcdm: !patreon
affinityartifacts: so that more than 50 CAD
TheArchitectX: LRR Cameos when?
LRRbot: 2659 patrons for a total of $20,579.19 per month.
gravity_pike: "UPS Lynx is small time."
gibbousm: friends pay their friends
DEATHlikescats: !patreon
LRRbot: 2659 patrons for a total of $20,579.19 per month.
andysoo89: Best I can do is a coffee and 20 cents
jedi_master_zll: @gravity_pike That
mwlsn: Hey chat, if I use the “report playback issue” under the stream settings to report video freezes on one particular platform, does that cause any sort of ding against the channel?
affinityartifacts: sending kathleen money and she can't stop me
sugarsh0t: sugars5Booty sugars5Booty sugars5Booty
MegaDosX: What even was that
Juliamon: I can pay in $5 installments over the rest of the year?
Dog_of_Myth: @affinityartifacts YES LUL
Drasvin: That's why Beej was hired. For business stuff.
DrLigmaPhD: Bird is sky horse
VorlonScout: @sugarsh0t My brain just mapped "Butts on Stream" to the tune of Duran Duran's "Girls on Film", so, uh, thanks
korvys: No wonder they're so hard to draw
sugarsh0t: @VorlonScout i'm helping!
NewtyNewts: My Twitch sub is paying for this!
ElementalAlchemist: It's a really good typeface
PharaohBender27: Cheer600 I heard we were supposed to send Kathleen money?
asthanius: Chussy Dickussy
flatluigi: 2
DoodlestheGreat: 1
adambomb625: 3
NewtyNewts: 1?
Pteraspidomorphi: 1
bubba0077: 2
Gekyouryuu: Namey McNameFace
airylan: 2
NotCainNorAbel: 3
NimrodXIV: 2
saucemaster5000: Holy crap my useless english degree!
EikoandMog: 1?
ElementalAlchemist: 1
SoaringDragon42: 2
gravity_pike: 3
korvys: 2
Slytherin42: 2
Diabore: gotta 2, wont fool anyone
dm818: 1
BlackHumour: I hate to say it but 2 is the most convincing
They_Are_Alyx: 2
Pteraspidomorphi: 1 seems like the only one that might deceive hee
PharaohBender27: 1
Laserbeaks_Fury: Mr. Auberge
MegaDosX: Gotta be 2, 1 is a bit too silly but might get people, 3 is just stupid
emberBecky: 1 is the only one that isn't obviously wrong i think
Pteraspidomorphi: Right, well, let's see
micalovits: The answer is often absurd also
Laserbeaks_Fury: My Name is Seth
Its_VeeBot: <-- Is actually named Hauser...
DrLigmaPhD: Dr. Wingding McDongerton III
goombalax: Smith-wesson! voxlunCarp
gibbousm: Kyle feels like a 90s name
emberBecky: or I guess it could be a coincidence right
NotCainNorAbel: there is a good answer
FacelessManAboutTown: I just vote for the funniest one because in the end the audience vote doesn't matter
LinearGif: Oh sure, Sir Kyle
LeeshaJoy: Backy Diggums sounds very Dickensian
RealGamerCow: Wilson, King of Prussia?
iris_of_ether: Tiffany is apparently an older name
Laserbeaks_Fury: Kyle Atredies ?
saucemaster5000: Baggy Diggums fucked Gollum over
ElementalAlchemist: @FacelessManAboutTown That's what the likes are for
SK__Ren: Call Forward
NotCainNorAbel: IAN!
Pteraspidomorphi: Yayyy
saucemaster5000: YUP
MegaDosX: I beg your pardon
Fruan: It's two very normal names.
Izandai: wow
emberBecky: I mean it's a common first and last name
EricTheOrange: Seth is an egytian god
brynnjackamusic: thats foreshadowing
MegaDosX: Holy cats that's a lot of points
emberBecky: "very modern" feels misleading though
tehfewl: i knew a doctor named Michael Jackson
gibbousm: idk if I would call that Modern
Drasvin: According to Wikipedia: Kyle comes from Scottish Gaelic. It means "narrow, strait"
ElementalAlchemist: That's a very Kathleen category :P
Diabore: pegged
asthanius: "drunk"
sugarsh0t: head
Izandai: STI test
Laserbeaks_Fury: VD Vaccinations
flatluigi: 1
saucemaster5000: @tehfewl "Knew" or "played with"?
Nuurgle: neutered
Natedogg2: anchor tattoos
SoaringDragon42: 1
adambomb625: 1
Izandai: (I'm guessing(
DoodlestheGreat: 1
dm818: 1
PharaohBender27: 1
goombalax: fu****
NimrodXIV: 2 is good
DrLigmaPhD: Checked for The Gay
NotCainNorAbel: 2
airylan: 1
HorusFive: Scurvey
emberBecky: oo I like 1 and 2
Gekyouryuu: surgically implanted cat ears
Dog_of_Myth: 2
They_Are_Alyx: 2
Pteraspidomorphi: 2 seems great
ElementalAlchemist: 2
justthorne: laid
asthanius: "a job"
Laserbeaks_Fury: Spinach
DigitalSeahorse: there was a Michael Jackson that went to my high school
Zandivya: tattoos
Gekyouryuu: just more and more of them
gibbousm: MJ was like 80s? so 50 years ago
BaconL0rdes: 1 and 2 both are good.
gravity_pike: 2
justthorne: like Spock
smthng_dffrnt: Mine is bugged :^(
Nuurgle: erections
EikoandMog: 1 is believable.
Pharmacistjudge: I am against one of these answers
nyperold: Seaphyllis
saucemaster5000: we weirdly have good options for once
LordZarano: I went for the funny answer
tehfewl: I'm in the Navy right now, and i can't think of the answer
LinearGif: Whether they needed it or not
LarkSachrosis: Forklift certified
TheAwkes: Degaussed.
gravity_pike: lmao
Laserbeaks_Fury: Jiggy With It
DiscordianTokkan: 1 for each mom you collect
MomoNo9: full body shaved
ElementalAlchemist: tiltyhPLS
teejayrivers: a boyfriend
CodeIndigo: @tehfewl Likely "dried out"
korvys: Well, divorces +1
epsilon_vee: turns out there's no legal limit
saucemaster5000: @Pharmacistjudge LUL can guess which one
DiamondMX: YMCA certified.
LeeshaJoy: anal probed
Izandai: @tehfewl Well, were you in the navy 5 years ago?
DrLigmaPhD: Giving sailors a booster every 3 years was my idea. Hence Ligma
sugarsh0t: just add an S to the end of the first mom tattoo. done
LeeshaJoy: I'm going for the one I hope is true
goombalax: out of the sub PogChamp
Diabore: out of the submarine LUL
gibbousm: Beat It was 1982. I would not call Michael Jackson a modern name
Kaaosa: wait, i don't think any of these are and i was in the navy both before and after 2017
Mattmitchell45: Battle Battle
Mollylele: "we DREAMED of living in a cardboard box!"
tehfewl: @Izandai ive been in since 2007
Its_VeeBot: "In the Robot"
Kaaosa: are true*
m_logan2000: and only 1 grandmother
Izandai: @tehfewl Oh. Huh.
DiscordianTokkan: @sugarsh0t A COOL S, even!
damn_i_am_pretty: that thing when you go to the grandparent store and walk out with eight grandpas
HorusFive: back in the EVA
Lysander_salamander: Hello everyone!
tehfewl: seeing these answers, i understand
PharaohBender27: @gibbousm But it's not a name you think of in the 19th century is the point
PharaohBender27: lrrKATHLEEN got me!
Izandai: Damn, I was sure that would be it.
sugarsh0t: @DiscordianTokkan fuck we should go into business together
DiamondMX: I think there is a vaccine for the beubonuc/black plague, it's just not super effective?
LinearGif: STD certified
Earthenone: i actually know someone who was in charge of pepper spraying people in the navy
Izandai: huh
Pteraspidomorphi: Wow
Kaaosa: that is not accurate
BrowneePoints: nope
MegaDosX: What
Caffine1138: noone needs to tell the US military to get drunk
BrowneePoints: know how it feels
emberBecky: weeird
BrowneePoints: so you can deal with it
SkylerRingtail: Yeah, got it right!
BrowneePoints: if it happens
BrowneePoints: sister had to do it in the Army
RealGamerCow: I'ts to know how it feels
underhill33: oh right, i had heard of that
Veraphage: They need seasoned troops
Diabore: damn jordynne
Caffine1138: as someone who was CS'ed every 6months, I can believe that
Izandai: booooo
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
DiscordianTokkan: @sugarsh0t Hell yea
ElementalAlchemist: Ian.
hackingducks: yeah they make you get sprayed and force you to put on and take off a protective mask
EikoandMog: My dad had to do it as a prison guard.
DoodlestheGreat: Oh, Ian.
sirspate: Canadian reserves does it
tehfewl: Having been pepper-sprayed, i'm so glad they did get rid of that
BrowneePoints: You have to get pepper sprayed AND gassed and give your name/rank etc before you can clear
Diabore: piss statues?
Izandai: Wow, what a couple of statues.
Lysander_salamander: Lenin?
BMac_oceanusborealis: I've been there
flatluigi: 3
sugarsh0t: a mirror
Diabore: 3
BaconL0rdes: I know this one!
terribleplan: a third drunk
PharaohBender27: 2
Fruan: A third drunk?
Caffine1138: 3
RealGamerCow: An Onlyfans star
DrLigmaPhD: A third drunk
EricTheOrange: yo mama
DiamondMX: There are a surprising number of piss statues around the world.
gravity_pike: 3
Slytherin42: 3
Dog_of_Myth: 3
SoaringDragon42: 3
adept_nekomancer: 3
Elsenova_: thatcher's grave
HadesLeprechaun: my shoes, currently
gibbousm: not the most famous possible statue
Vilun: Slovakia
BigDaddyBland87: 3
airylan: 3
Zandivya: A third drunk statue
HorusFive: A small house fire
emberBecky: ahh we have bad options
SaxPython: a Pope
Laserbeaks_Fury: Campfire
leebenningfield: thatcher again
VorlonScout: Calvin
DAC169: Elmo
sugarsh0t: caillou
LeeshaJoy: Is this going to get LRR in trouble with Twitch or YouTube?
DrLigmaPhD: Ur dad
TheArchitectX: Lenin
PharaohBender27: I'm wondering if the actual answer will be "a Soviet flag" or something like that
stevestein: themselves
Laserbeaks_Fury: Calvin
MurphEP: R KElly
glitched_goddess: A Russian flag? Lol
MadmanOreo: a willing 3rd participant
LarkSachrosis: That's a moire
CodeIndigo: @LeeshaJoy nah, it's art
Izandai: The caption at the start of the video was "(loud background water)" by the way.
ElementalAlchemist: lol
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
LeeshaJoy: each other
mwlsn: @pharaohbender27 entirely believable
DiscordianTokkan: lol
goombalax: ooh I hope its shakespere
Lysander_salamander: It's not Soviet Russia, but close enough
EricTheOrange: now cori Calvin is a minor
FacelessManAboutTown: maggie thatcher's grave because I want it to be true
nyperold: A Prague rock musician
botanykinggold: Nelly getting after it
PharaohBender27: @LeeshaJoy Look, if Paul's animal penis quiz didn't get them in trouble, this sure won't
saucemaster5000: Would love if the answer had been "Slovakia"
tehfewl: technically they are peeing on the czech republic
0x6772: Art!
emberBecky: what did Kafka do
gibbousm: it's not Irish
LithelyUnshod: I mean, they are peeing on the Czech Republic
Izandai: @LeeshaJoy hiw what
Izandai: *his
ElementalAlchemist: got 'em!
adambomb625: Yeah
laikagoat: zoeyDab zoeyDab zoeyDab
BigDaddyBland87: boom!
DiscordianTokkan: FBtouchdown
RealGamerCow: face down ass up?
TheAinMAP: Two!
airylan: points!
niccus: ian i think you can 3d print a thatcher any time you want
MegaDosX: Yay, we got people finally
saucemaster5000: yaay on the board!
ElementalAlchemist: Czech Republic was a really good answer because it's technically accurate
Diabore: @LeeshaJoy LRL bit
BaconL0rdes: @ElementalAlchemist Well little do you know.
Pteraspidomorphi: Damn it
emberBecky: I pictured a little map of Russia
MegaDosX: Good work Beej
KaleidoscopeMind: specifically happier