TehAmelie: ah, the ol high altitude training
SnackPak_:

TXC2: Title change
beowuuf:
(ages ages ages ages) 
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beowuuf: I could hold on until 1.14 update, or I could just hit the button now
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BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: @Lizardman175 that hit me soooo hard moving to NV
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: you think it cant be that bed and then
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: *bad
TXC2: I would have thought the heat was the main issue, so that altitude must creep up on you
Angreed66: nv has air conditioning
TXC2: CONTACT
SnackPak_:

BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: both at once. you jump out of the truck and the heat punches you in the face, then you tru to walk up a gentle slope and you die trying
TXC2: Refresh if you still get the jackbox widgit
TXC2:
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr oh, as someone who runs, ain't no such thing as a "gentle" slope 
Genie_M: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge journey back through time in Minecraft Through the Ages! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PST (0s from now).
Genie_M:
hi everyone 
TXC2:
Genie_M 
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Tandtroll_OG:

ReaperTitan152001: chugga chugga choo choo!
Genie_M: ayges!
TehAmelie: the pain train is here!
Genie_M: ayges
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Resubbing through the AGES...ages...ages....ages... 
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TehAmelie: i mean, Mine o clock
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TehAmelie: weird typo
TemporallyAwry:
Is it spoilers to talk about the redstone? 
aussie_rob_w: New crapshot and mine o’clock!
aussie_rob_w: It’s a good Wednesday to be awake at 5 am.
TXC2: Here we GO!
Genie_M: counting a weekly advancement with a few skips, and 1.20 coming in the meantime, Ages wil end in sometime April
Wolfstrike_NL: And ages, ages, ages
Wolfstrike_NL:

scuba_antney: And SERGE!
beowuuf: and serge 1.12!
SergeYager: and serge!
TehAmelie: hello!
beowuuf: morning!
aussie_rob_w: I love the trio nod.
TXC2: Hello James
aussie_rob_w: Good morning James, Serge, and chat!
TXC2: Hello Serge
TemporallyAwry:
And for 1.13 will Serge get a break? 
Narcuru: @SAJewers OH DANG
Narcuru: caps, but still
beowuuf: party like uno's not watching
DudelidouX: We lost big this week in the trade J/K
Mai_Andra: "ages... ages... ages..."
TXC2: "it went better then usual" "we got medals!"
TemporallyAwry:
@SAJewers
oh my goodness!
SAJewers: I'd actually be curious to know James/Serge's opinion on that announcement
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TemporallyAwry:
Before you take it down, maybe you should test it again
... you might be surprised.
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CanPlayGames: Happy Valentines Chat
aussie_rob_w: Which version of Minecraft was the X360 retail version? Does anyone know?
TemporallyAwry: Bedrock I'd assume.
Wolfstrike_NL: #PraiseJoeKim
beowuuf: everyone but james is what i'm hearing...
accountmadeforants: "So I googled "farms", and going through pages until I ended up on Minecraft farms."
TXC2: #BlameJoeKim?
Davlenagain: this sotry of serge
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: it is
lochnessseammonster:

Arazien: Many thanks and a happy valentine's to you as well, @CanPlayGames!
the_walking: so blame Joe not James
aussie_rob_w: #ThankJoeKim
Davlenagain: someone clip it for the sake of LRR history
TXC2:
CanPlayGames 
Songar87: @aussie_rob_w I think that was pre-bedrock
Stormgod519: sick
Sarah_Serinde: Oh okay rad
meaninglessMeg: Ooooo pretty!
jessieimproved: nice
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TemporallyAwry:
But will the cherry-trees drop cherries
(I know it's not the same thing)
Genie_M: finally different colored foilage
Stormgod519: @TemporallyAwry LOL
kingbob7324: hi
SnyperWoIf: Mmm, cherry
CanPlayGames: OH!
Davlenagain: so many anime type minecraft pci to be had
Mazrae: cherry fruit??
Sarah_Serinde: Fall would be amazing
SAJewers: maple trees?
Narcuru: orange red and yellow leaves
kingbob7324: hiiiiiii
TemporallyAwry: @SAJewers Maple Syrup!
TXC2: hello kingbob7324 welcome
Narcuru: even brown leaves would be nice
beowuuf: ooh
scuba_antney: @CanPlayGames Thanks for the gift sub!
TXC2: #TheSnifer
BrookJustBones: the mob head music thing
SnyperWoIf: Cherry blossoms and bamboo? Are they going to add katanas and duels too?
SAJewers: and piglin heads
TemporallyAwry: I'm curious how the cherryblossoms look in different biomes. I kinda hope they have biome colors.
beowuuf: good update, but without any pre-hype
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: feels big
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aussie_rob_w: He’s abserge!
omdorastrix: inventory?
SnyperWoIf: @aussie_rob_w XD
omdorastrix:
inventory is order.. 
DegHag: Is it really only one update per year?
Nigouki: 420 glaze it
TemporallyAwry:
Ooh, the Arrow Block 
TXC2: DegHag I suspect the breaks in-between differ
Snowcookies:
The worst block to place too 
Genie_M: pretty for a few accents
RomanGoro: There's maybe two or three that are fine and the rest are extremely loud
DudelidouX: There's a few that work well as floors with other blocks.
Angreed66: they do have some usage in farms nowdays
rogerivany: I still wish I could make uncoloured concrete powder and dye it later.
TemporallyAwry:
Magenta Glazed Terracotta
- for when you need to make an eye-pain hallway.
Juliamon: They're nice as floor accents, but you never need more than a handful of them
lochnessseammonster:
pink and arrows? perfect for today 
omdorastrix: they get used as a yech block as slime doesnt move them
Tandtroll_OG: Serge has done some pretty stuff with the cyan glazed terracotta
SAJewers: iirc it's mainly for maps
TXC2: isn't that most books?
Statist42:
Hi friends! 
TXC2: hello Statist42 welcome
SnackPak_: time for a parrot party
Juliamon: Chocolate is toxic
scuba_antney: It sure does
rogerivany: Parrot Parrot milk....
Angreed66: To match irl to not teach bad behavior
WowoT: they changed this later on
aussie_rob_w: Parrot parrot milk parrot milk parrot milk
lochnessseammonster: polly does not want a cracker...
Songar87: Parrot milk parrot milk
LurkerSpine: you sure they aren't oatmeal raisin?
Snowcookies: You used to be able to feed cookies to parrots to train them, but ppl complained
TXC2:
oh parrots, I heard that as parents 
aussie_rob_w:
@rogerivany hive mind! 
CanPlayGames: Chocolate is toxic to birds. This update come from the internet
TehAmelie: hmm why is it called zombie villager and not thrillager?
SAJewers: iirc it's for custom maps
TheWriterAleph: good time zone to you all, twitch chat!
TXC2: hello TheWriterAleph welcome
TemporallyAwry:
@TheWriterAleph
and a good timezone to you too!
TheWriterAleph: quality update
TemporallyAwry:
Huh. I didn't know that MagmaBlocks would burn infinitely
the more you know
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: how did we live before that?
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TemporallyAwry: The new "command paintings" will be great for map-makers
TemporallyAwry: (1.20 feature)
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aksu560: Oh hey, its modded minecraft without mods. Also, almost the one year actually?
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SnackPak_:

Songar87:

TXC2: strong start today
Songar87:
Music? 
ElektroTal: whoa, james, your hair looks rad
TemporallyAwry:
just a by the by, last weeks redstone should work in this update 
TXC2: hello ElektroTal
ElektroTal: hihi
TheWriterAleph:

Genie_M: 4 ticks vs 1 tick
cassaclyzm:

TemporallyAwry:
Well I'm wrong
... it's supposed to work eventually.
benlalor: <message deleted>hi
benlalor: <message deleted>how ar u
TXC2: hello benlalor welcome
omdorastrix: no scaffold yet, right?
DudelidouX: There's videos of flushing mob farm that say 1.12
TXC2: omdorastrix no that's not until 1.18 or something
LordZarano: I'm still exited to see them build the Mumbo design though
benlalor: <message deleted>what version
PsychoI3oy: it's a ... tad small
omdorastrix: thanks, thought so
Songar87: @TXC2 I think it's earlier than that, but still a few weeks away.
Wolfstrike_NL: This use the mechanic "water"
kumatsu: yeah I remember building this in 0.6
Tandtroll_OG: Ye old ancient mob farm
benlalor: <message deleted>I was banned for no reason
benlalor: <message deleted>in chat
TemporallyAwry:
Changes to mob-pathing also aren't doing you any favors 
Songar87:
@TXC2 Yup. 1.14. So soon! 
omdorastrix: 1) positioning limits spawns due to mob cap, 2) design relies on mob pathfinding which can be inefficient.
TemporallyAwry:
- Thank you for your Service
Tandtroll_OG:

TheWriterAleph:
thanks mods
Ewayko: "There is no issue with what you made, the issue is where you made it." Me talking to my dog.
fiftymcnasty: So when do flushing Mob Farms start working?
Songar87:
PERFECT music system! 
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aussie_rob_w: people, Serge?
Songar87:
@Ewayko 
Angreed66: Imo the basic farm was perfect for the series as the base farm
TemporallyAwry: I did not know you can create husks! Minecraft has so many weird features.
Snowcookies: TNT it?
Tandtroll_OG: If you build it in desert/ocean it’ll do interesting things to the chunk generation when the world is updated
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Snowcookies: Isn't this mob farm spider-proof?
omdorastrix: find a spider spawner and build a spider geyser?
garrrywinkletoes: and skeletons drop bows
Tandtroll_OG: Finding mineshaft sounds fun
Songar87: @omdorastrix Memories of Ren's creeper fountain!
omdorastrix: @garrrywinkletoes they need new bows, the qol update for damaged bows hasnt hit yet
TemporallyAwry:
1 update away from broken-dispensers though 
Snowcookies: Mineshaft sounds like good content
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Defrost: one one one
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Songar87: And cobwebs AROUND the spider spawner.
beowuuf: lol, oops
Snowcookies: #blameUno
Ritaspirithntr:
Did i hear Spider Farm?! 
Songar87:

beowuuf:
it's like uno wildshaped in to james and couldn't access inventory 
MrSarkhan: wow so rude serge
Jogela: @Snowcookies #PraiseUno
beowuuf: it doesn't, weird
TheWriterAleph: almost-JEI is here!
WowoT: btw @LoadingReadyRun thats also the "knowledge book" they speak of
aksu560: Almost Enough Items
Tandtroll_OG: There are never enough items
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torin_nionel: I've been following along and just updated my world to 1.10 - my base is inside a cliff with huge sides now. -.-
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Songar87: @aksu560 Or the older Not Enough Items
TXC2: "how did that hurt me?" me, simple existing
TXC2: SUB HYPE LETHAL
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: @TXC2 that over 30's mood
TXC2: BoatyMcBoatfaceJr exactly
omdorastrix: !seed
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TemporallyAwry: IIRC, the point of the recipe book was something to do with the game-rule that you could only craft "known recipes" - which allowed you to do some fun quasi-adventure maps.
torin_nionel:
First time tuning in live to Mine O'Clock. It's worth combining with my first time doing a gift sub. 
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Tandtroll_OG: Uuuuh my love language is memes currently, speak for yourself
aksu560: @aksu560 Loading up fabrc for roughly enough items
avi_miller:

omdorastrix:

TheAinMAP:

Songar87: Aside from mending, is leather still the repair item for elytras?
Tandtroll_OG:
Welcome to live torin 
TXC2: hello torin_nionel welcome
LordZarano: I could navigate, Nearest Badlands is at 4200, 250
Songar87: Pre Phantom!
Snowcookies: cool
LordZarano: 250 not 2500
Tandtroll_OG: I didnt know you could repair elytra without mending
Tandtroll_OG: Minecraft continues to amaze and astound
RomanGoro: Tandtroll_OG current MC you have to use phantom membrane IIRC
TXC2:
you lost me at "not sleeping" 
GhostValv: littering D:
Songar87: The last time I went membrane hunting, they did attack me repeatedly.
DudelidouX: I did try to make a phantom farm a while back
Tandtroll_OG: Still, it does work. I absolutely get phantoms. Building and mining and oops three nights pass quickly
GhostValv: D:
SnackPak_:

TwitchTVsFrank: lol
mochabeanie: LOL
Songar87:

TXC2: James why?
Snowcookies: crop ruiner James Turner
scuba_antney:

TheWriterAleph: such a barbarian smh
beowuuf: LOL
TXC2: "if you ruin it, he will come"
rogerivany: Oh no, the Asparagus field.
Tandtroll_OG: Crop duster James
omdorastrix: James "Why do you even have that chest?!" LRR
omdorastrix: Not enough Coyote time fo you to deploy the rocket
Songar87: Wasn't this also before you could fly through a 1x1 hole?
TemporallyAwry:
I still do the knockback bow for nostalgia every once in a while 
Tandtroll_OG: What a traditionalist =P
TXC2: the superb owl sunday?
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: some really good owls
TheThromborax: how many more episodes of this tour down memory lane?
scuba_antney: The coach
scuba_antney: Nick Siriani
Juliamon: That's just every sore loser
Zoso_Wolf: And Batman!!
Abavus: That's exactly what someone who is rigged would say
beowuuf: that sounds like something a person who rigged the game would say....
Songar87: Temple!
laundreydhull: why not Super Smash Bros Stage?
SpleenLord: James is in the pocket of big cheating
garrrywinkletoes: they should just make timeouts not affect the clock, only hurts the game imo
TXC2:
Brady wasn't playing so it couldn't have been rigged 
ElektroTal: damn it, i was too slow to the that's what comment
Songar87: Ahhhh
jadielady: my understanding is she's not pregnant, just gave birth 3 months ago (I only know that from one of my guests who seemed very informed and interested)
Tandtroll_OG: Mine’o’clock is rigged. James always dies, Serge never
TemporallyAwry: There was also the super cringy LateStageCapitalism of the announcers thanking Murdoch for their jobs.
GhostValv: no items, rihanna only, battlefield
PsychoI3oy: Wake up, Mr. Freeman
TheThromborax: there's GOLD in them thar hills!!!
Arazien: Welcome to Red Mesa, Mr. Freeman
beowuuf: the wiggin's perfect starting biome
Tandtroll_OG: @jadielady i heard she was like 5 months along? She very much looks pregnant in the pucs
omdorastrix: Need some unbreaking actiuon there
Songar87: @beowuuf Niiiice
scuba_antney: Worth enchanting a few books to get unbreaking?
RomanGoro: Terracotta was pretty ugly before the Change
TXC2: "the place-a, is a masa, ooh I'm gonna chase ya"
beowuuf: ooh, disc disc disc disc!
beowuuf: surely?
TehAmelie: your prize is. . .death
noSmokeFire: !plan
LRRbot: What are those???
SAJewers: you think they'll ever make then incompatible like they did with mending and infinity?
Ewayko: far guys straight jiggle peeking, gamer
Tandtroll_OG: I was gonna say, James has found a way to get around mending and unbreaking 3 and still losing them picks
TheAinMAP:

beowuuf: oh no
laundreydhull: what? Skeletons in Minecraft are highlanders?
fiftymcnasty: RIP
shurtal:

TheAinMAP:

Snowcookies: rip
Barb4rian: F
Songar87:

scuba_antney: Well...... poop
JeremyDevoid: and so far from home
DudelidouX:

TheAinMAP:

ford_prefect1789: F
TXC2: F
BlueChloroplast: oof got stuck
JeremyDevoid: time to TP to serge
Juliamon: Back to the Mob Pit
GhostValv:

beowuuf: this must be aroudn the time zombies got super range and so just mob you
omdorastrix: OP powers activate
Arazien: Make us hole
rogerivany: Move to cheat step?
TXC2: !hole
LRRbot: The Hole Story, with Nigel Fitzgerald Brouwer
ReaperTitan152001: cave of doooooom!
scuba_antney: Survival is loose term
Harvest25: take food
JoeKim: i believe so
Monocerotis2010: cue the travel montage
BrookJustBones: walking there is still content
noSmokeFire: chat will overlook this violation if you buy us ice cream
TwitchTVsFrank: it's a survival playthrough but it is also a show
Tandtroll_OG: !advice
LRRbot: No lose intended.
Songar87: Music says Let's NOPE
Genie_M: dark and spooky
scuba_antney: a hole in the top of the hill
Narcuru: side of a hill
TemporallyAwry: opposite side of a river, near a tree.
Harvest25: ou ot it
garrrywinkletoes: OH NO im NAKED wakes up in a cold sweat
scuba_antney: You brought food before you TP'd
Tandtroll_OG: #nakedandafraid
beowuuf: whew
Narcuru: you brought potatoes from home home
TheWriterAleph: "sorry i killed you, have some potat" -love, skeleton
BlueChloroplast: whew indeed
TemporallyAwry:
Let's build a spider-geyser? 
JoeKim: i do hate cave spiders a bunch
Tandtroll_OG: Serge is an expert at impromptu spider farms
fiftymcnasty: Other than the James dying part
TXC2:
I think we need better op sec on these names 
Harvest25: LOL
TehAmelie: if i've learned anything from the animes, wooden swords are super exciting
PsychoI3oy: lol
PsychoI3oy: that was so funny to watch
garrrywinkletoes: james has mob pathfinding
Juliamon: It can still happen
beowuuf: we didn't come here to farm spiders... no, wait, we did
Songar87: Like that infamous fall in Super Hostile!
TehAmelie: okay it's really funny that a wooden sword gets worn out after cutting down like, 16 spider webs
Statist42: 2 spawners? make a spider farm! /s
omdorastrix: make stone swoard
TemporallyAwry: Did water-buckets work for webs at this point?
Harvest25: make out of stone
Juliamon: Don't you have a water bucket? That would pull down the webs faster
beowuuf:
for no good reason my brain is screaming at all the abandoned gold 
fiftymcnasty: Can you just make a stone sword?
JoeKim: oh. i didnt know water did that
JoeKim: huh. TIL
Songar87:

TehAmelie: itsy bitsy spider♫
TXC2: today we LRRned
beowuuf:
til
TemporallyAwry:
Normally you WANT the cobwebs, so you don't do that 
RomanGoro: Does water still do that?
noSmokeFire: water: the universal solvent
Abavus: It do
Juliamon: It does
Arazien: That's why Serge contains water in canals
Snowcookies: I've done it in 1.18
Juliamon: It just has a habit of also washing away torches if you're not careful with placement
Songar87:
@Arazien It's too powerful! 
TemporallyAwry: I'm still sad that silk-touch books don't have SilkTouch anymore. That was such a fun bug/feature.
Songar87: Man. I'm so used to the post-1.18 ore drops. This feels weird!
shurtal: what about TQ
TXC2: ^
beowuuf: rookie mistake
LordZarano:

TheThromborax: I hired a witch to cater my Wedding
RomanGoro: On the other hand, never reject a witch that wants to go to your birthday party
TheThromborax: it was awesome
MWGNZ: shoulda been nicer to TQ
omdorastrix: while you're there - would some coal also be good to grab?
TheThromborax: they made cupcakes
CraziestOwl: Blame James?
PsychoI3oy: do cave spiders not poison in this version? I thought they always did
Xed_Regulus: I was going to say, why not ask TQ to lift the curse?
TXC2: !addquote (James) [now] So now you know chat, it was all my fault.
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beowuuf: lol
Songar87: @PsychoI3oy I was wondering that as well
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Angreed66: They hang out with TQ because TQ wants to hang out
RomanGoro: Always break spawners
Meltalar: please make a tripple spawner farm
TemporallyAwry:
But silverfish are the only spawner you can't force generate
never break those!
TXC2: TQ strikes me as the kind of person who wouldn't interfere with another witch's work
Abavus:
Weird, the spawner disappeared. Must be bugged 
Snowcookies: I break all spawners cos I'm afraid of mobs
Arazien: @TXC2 It's just professional courtesy
Harvest25: eat
TehAmelie: imo bronze is cooler
Songar87: Vein mine in VH has spoiled me for this kind of stuff...
TXC2: Arazien exactly
beowuuf:
i'm playing on peaceful right now and the explosion of a block in to nothing was the scariest then most satisfying thing when i realised i'd drifted in to a extreme hills biome and lived to tell the tale 
fiftymcnasty: White gold is largely silver
scuba_antney: You're apparently in a gold mine
beowuuf:

jessicaengle: Hello.
Arazien: No sleep til Stacklyn
beowuuf:

TwitchTVsFrank: hot take best looking metal irl is copper
TXC2: hello jessicaengle welcome
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: most gold mines don't look like this now. more just big holes
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: the south african ones are still miles deep , ithink?
Meltalar: Quadfarm, lets go!
jessicaengle: Where are we today? Is this a mineshaft?
fiftymcnasty: I dont think you can make a quad farm any more
DudelidouX: red stone?
Juliamon: jessicaengle Mesa mineshaft, gathering string
TXC2: jessicaengle we in a mesa biome looking for spiderwebs for string
Songar87: @jessicaengle String hunting for bows...for dispensers.
jessicaengle:
Ahh, ty. I've never seen this before 
TemporallyAwry: well I just remembered last week's chat about spider-eyes.
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: @I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo but if you'r using cyanide leaching you just dig millions of tonnes of rock
scuba_antney: That's a lot of mobs!
beowuuf: luckily no phantoms
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I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: @I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo fully agreed, i just recall that those mines do still exist even if cynanide leaching is the norm now
Songar87: Chances of SLEEPING in said bed........
Songar87: Impressive
TXC2: MLG gamers even
beowuuf: lol
Juliamon: !clip
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beowuuf: the bodyguard!
scuba_antney:

GhostValv: get down mister creeperdent
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: @I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo that depends on the cost of hiring workers
Tandtroll_OG: Cupid’s arrow struck Serge right in the tuchus
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: in the US we were expensive
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TwitchTVsFrank: heart?
josh___something: Happy valentines day(?)
Violet__Violence: hearts??
TXC2: hello josh___something welcome
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: seagull?
jessicaengle: Cue Whitney Houston
Violet__Violence: aww, happy valentine's day
Violet__Violence: heheh
RomanGoro: Aries symbol? Homestuck confirmed?
lochnessseammonster:

jessicaengle: It's a hit point.
TheAinMAP: Valen-Mines Day
BlueChloroplast:
we
you too
herph: happy valentines day
rogerivany: Didn't even use Red Terracotta.
Tandtroll_OG: Ya’ll are very rude, it’s a lovely heart
Violet__Violence:

malc: !addcount falls
TXC2:

lochnessseammonster:

SerGarretCameron: It's the CVS Logo!
TheAinMAP:

Tandtroll_OG: We ♥️
TXC2: white blocks, then MOM in black
Violet__Violence: oh i love that
Arazien: Cue Zelda low health noise
Angreed66: Not even anatomically accurate
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asthanius: The arrowhead is at the bottom
ipoddodd: Dare I say it? Off by some uncountable number?
DrLigmaPhD: Famously the "heart" shape has lewd origins
asthanius: uhhhhhh
Songar87:

SnackPak_: 10/10 no notes
Genie_M: goodenough
beowuuf: lol, sure
Sarah_Serinde:
Serge I have questions 
TwitchTVsFrank: perfect
asthanius: hm
Violet__Violence: that's cute
TemporallyAwry:
how festive 
Genie_M: screenshot it
TXC2: good enough
CanPlayGames:

omdorastrix: shot through the heart!
DudelidouX: I'd move it up 1 to be closer to centered. But it's fine
beowuuf:

MrSarkhan:

jessicaengle: Off by NONE
BrookJustBones: Mark this chunk, so it stays after world reset
asthanius: Best Valenmines day ever
uchihab7: Did u see the new cherry blossom biome for 1.20?
Tandtroll_OG:

Violet__Violence: ahahaaha
TXC2:
First valentines I've ever gotten 
Sarah_Serinde: pfft thanks James
Arazien: Oh boy, dead bushes and zombie flesh!
Violet__Violence: valentine dab
MrSarkhan: Amazing
SnackPak_: gotta dab it out
Mazrae: clip it for the highlights
TXC2: uchihab7 they did
Tandtroll_OG: Dab is love I guess
jessicaengle:

asthanius: Good shirt
MrSarkhan: You definitely need it
matthaus_c: I think you need that shirt
SnackPak_: I agree
beowuuf: lol
VonShnigglewitz: do it!!!
Violet__Violence: holy shit lol
TheWriterAleph: hell yeah
asthanius: You'd rock it
Juliamon: You definitely need that shirt
jessicaengle: You need that shirt.
Genie_M: you DO need that
Catcard: bitrate shirt
Arazien: Are those lucha masks?
DudelidouX: Yup you need it
AdamYMHMI: You need that shirt
Snowcookies: wow
beowuuf: your mum has excellent taste
MrSarkhan: You should wear it on stream
Songar87:

RomanGoro: Mama James is right
Angreed66: Too loud
lochnessseammonster:
amazing 
asthanius: You'd look like the host of a kid's tv show
jessicaengle: Ma Turner knows best
Violet__Violence: i feel like twitch compression may hate that lmao
TwitchTVsFrank: mother knows best james
w1gum: james listen to your mother
Angreed66: Don/t get bullied by chat James
garrrywinkletoes: that shirt is AI proof lol
jessicaengle: @garrrywinkletoes You mean it's a Captcha challenge?
DrLigmaPhD: Minecraft moms be like: Don't forget to unmake your bed
garrrywinkletoes: i mean you may get hit by a tesla
rogerivany: Elytras are usuable without mending and unbreaking 3.
omdorastrix: almost want to ask to write "MOM" under the heart
jessicaengle: Pretty biome
Angreed66: isn't there a repair limit for non mending?
badpandabear: How many repairs before it becomes irreparable thought?
Angreed66: nbt shenanigans
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DudelidouX: Also is it durability per rocket? Think back then I used the 45 degree trick to use almost no rocket.
Narcuru: what if elytra just couldnt be enchanted
CaptainSpam: I think it's durability per second of flight.
noskinnopain:

garrrywinkletoes: i think as long as its reasonably gated unb3+mendo is fine
Arazien: There really shouldn't be a worry about letting players be OP in a game like this
CraziestOwl: Yeah Java
TXC2:
right? it should have been built in visual BASIC 
matthaus_c:
MC would have a hard time beating MODO for the title of Tech Debt: The Game 
omdorastrix: Hmm the MS purchase closed back around 1.8
DudelidouX: Didn't they say it was also to teach newbies about the nether and the end?
CraziestOwl: That physically hurt me @txc2
TemporallyAwry:
Full Ocean Desert Temple
I miss the old world-gen
TwitchTVsFrank: you can finally replace your boring red bed!
TemporallyAwry: They are "purely decorative" based on the notes.
Songar87: @TemporallyAwry Second only to the isolated underwater portal room!
CanPlayGames: Sniffer?
TXC2:
CraziestOwl I could have been worse and said Pascal 
Mazrae: time to color code the beds
CraziestOwl:

Tandtroll_OG: I will like new flowers
omdorastrix: So, Arguably, MS's influence on Minecraft development probably started showing around 1.9 or 1.10
Harvest25: I hope for other plants as well
omdorastrix: An even if not MS's influence, simply the expansion of the dev team
TwitchTVsFrank: odds on a black flower?
DrLigmaPhD: @TwitchTVsFrank Black Lotus
TemporallyAwry: If the new flowers work like another/different spore-blossom and let you have placeable particles. That's the dream for builders right now.
TwitchTVsFrank: is there a brown flower?
asthanius: Or if you could get brown dye from, yknow, dirt
a_Weakling: neon clear
DudelidouX: flower ways to get every dye probably.
omdorastrix: Brown dye from an underground flower/mushroom
TemporallyAwry: Wait yeah! Why no brown from brown mushroom?\
DrLigmaPhD: Onion skins were historically used for some dyes
garrrywinkletoes: brown dye from orange + black or red + green ?
Wicker_Guide: Botania has a lot of nonsense, but 2-tall flowers in all major colors really did help
TXC2: "...and a medium fries"
Narcuru: can roses be one and two tall or only two tall? I think some flowers that can be both one and two tall would be cool for some garden builds
TXC2: !findquote piston
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
DarthRagnar815: I'm struggling to find cactus in my current playthrough, so more access to some dye types would be nice.
Tandtroll_OG:
I’ll show YOU a sticky piston winkwinknudgenudge 
asthanius: Step 1: Ask Serge for a piston
Wicker_Guide: You doo... ummm... the thing...
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: you just put the thing in the thing
SnackPak_:

Violet__Violence: nailed iiiit
TXC2: clap clap clap
beowuuf: gottem
TemporallyAwry:
First Try 
TwitchTVsFrank: nailed it!
TXC2: !clips
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Snowcookies: first try!
DudelidouX: Just think how it looks
TwitchTVsFrank:

TwitchTVsFrank:

Darleysam: next week on Can't Make Pistons Club
Tandtroll_OG: He got there
Mazrae: you make it by spelling pi st on
beowuuf: some of thse useful job blocks are the same
Angreed66: Most recipes are intuitive
LurkerSpine:
100 James Turner, living minecraft encyclopedia
scuba_antney: Does the color update allow you to dye shulkers too?
omdorastrix: More important question: Do you make your axes/hoes facing the left or the right on the grid?
Harvest25: 6
FITorion: and he has 2 bows...
Songar87:

Wicker_Guide: this is ridiculous
scuba_antney: I think you can keep clicking it to add more, right?
Wicker_Guide: @scuba_antney bows don't stack so doesn't work for this
a_Weakling: does shift click help at all?
SnackPak_: like a well oiled machine
shurtal: who wants to bet serge is off by 9one?
Wicker_Guide: items with full durability should stack
Songar87: This is where the vanilla tweak that lets you craft bows around droppers becomes useful.
scuba_antney: @Wicker_Guide I mean keep clicking on the dispenser in the book. as long as the stuff is in the inventory, it keeps adding multiples in the crafting table
Violet__Violence: yeah but the bows don't stack even in the crafting tables do they
Wicker_Guide: @scuba_antney yes but the system can't place two bows in the table, so it doesn't work
Violet__Violence: right
Riiiiiiis: you need 60 layers?
scuba_antney: Oh riiiiiight!
Harvest25: tgake 2 with water for source
rogerivany: Why do empty buckets only stack to 16? They should be infinitely stackable.
TXC2: rogerivany but then they don't come apart
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TemporallyAwry:
No hoppers, use minecarts 
TemporallyAwry: Hoppers are a huge flex though.
Songar87: Which item did Mumbo get so many of in the space of one block that it almost crashed the server?
Genie_M: pffft
TemporallyAwry:
@Songar87 Which time? 
TXC2: this looks like a lot
Genie_M: scale a bit down?
Dalrint: Are minecart hoppers a thing yet?
TXC2: "highly efficient"
Songar87: Season 5 or 6 ....I think Xisuma had to go in and do something wacky I think
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: nano machines son
Wicker_Guide:
what's up with the particle effects? 
TemporallyAwry: @Songar87 For Season 5 is was "mostly pumpkins" but his plant farm pile-up.
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TemporallyAwry: !quote uno
LRRbot: Quote #6403: "Why does a pig's arse have eyes?" —RebelliousUno [2019-09-17]
Riiiiiiis:
eyyy Lrrbot 
Songar87: Classic Uno
TemporallyAwry:
Well. That's Uno's contribution to the stream today 
beowuuf: wb
TheAinMAP:

TXC2: and we're back
Songar87:

TXC2:
really needed James to die there 
asthanius: but why leaves
rogerivany: Kewl mob farm
TXC2: life can be enjoyed?
WitchyTQ: who's letting Serge count?
Songar87:
Hi TQ!
TwitchTVsFrank: letting serge count is dangerous
TXC2: Serge has got to learn somehow
ElektroTal: you may have an empty Shulker Box, but do you have a shulky empter box?? I'll bet you don't!
Songar87: @TwitchTVsFrank I mean, it IS after 11
TwitchTVsFrank: true it may be ok
WitchyTQ: there it is
Songar87:
@TwitchTVsFrank I love this community soooo much!

scuba_antney:
Serge is never 
Angreed66: F3+b is a thing
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: measure twice, cut thrice
Snowcookies: measure never, dig forever - Serge
TXC2: bold move there James
Mai_Andra: "measure never, dig forever"
Spades_Slicc: @Mai_Andra The motto of the punch a chunk
kainboa:
prediction here
Songar87:
Yay! Adding Smooth Boot to Vault Hunters keeps the stream from getting choppy while I load it! 
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: measure once shame on you, measure twice shame on me?
hermonthis:
1.12! I think this is when I started playing minecraft 
Songar87: @hermonthis So did Serge!
Mazrae: I'm glad that I'm able to watch this while I wait at the doctor's appointment
hermonthis:
@Mazrae I hope your appt goes well! 
TXC2: ^
thimbles_edge: what are we building?
Barb4rian: Queues up emote...
jimbanga: hi
Spades_Slicc: farm
TXC2: hello jimbanga welcome
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: that's not a banana phine!
TehAmelie: i know i missed a lot, but why terracotta?
Songar87: @TehAmelie Color coding I think.
TehAmelie: neat
TehAmelie: i was scared terracotta had some arcane redstone property
brieandbacon:

Spades_Slicc:
Use the telescope 
Mazrae: thank you guys I've been having stomach issues for a good while now but it's been getting worse since about August
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Riiiiiiis: could justr make the points at the same time..
LurkerSpine: that pile placement coming in clutch
TwitchTVsFrank: doesn't that let light in
scuba_antney: Do you need to torch that area then?
brieandbacon: it *used* to, I think
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: there was a lighting bug for a while
TwitchTVsFrank: ok so im not crazy
Riiiiiiis: two blocks too many on your first corner James, but i don't think it's important
Songar87:
Ahhh. My favorite track from The Glory Days! 
Riiiiiiis: yup
TemporallyAwry: !quote chat
LRRbot: Quote #4570: "There's no chance Adam gets this in two shots." —chat, to Adam, before he got it in two shots. [2017-12-30]
TemporallyAwry: Test?
TXC2: !quote chat
LRRbot: Quote #4570: "There's no chance Adam gets this in two shots." —chat, to Adam, before he got it in two shots. [2017-12-30]
Sarah_Serinde:

meaninglessMeg:

Sarah_Serinde: !clips
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Songar87: Amazing
hermonthis:

scuba_antney:

Sarah_Serinde:
I enjoyed approving a bunch of clips of Uno and Serge falling/dying for the last highlight reel and none of James, for a change 
Angreed66: don't wish death upon your friends serge
ExachixKitsune: hello friends!
TXC2: hello ExachixKitsune welcome
TXC2: it's gonna work Serge, believe in yourself!
TemporallyAwry:
Even if it breaks in a few updates, it'll make an amazing monument in the future 
Sarah_Serinde: Witch threw some painful potions
Genie_M: it was a good run
brieandbacon: Beats death by berry bushes...
TemporallyAwry: Oh that? That part should totally work. Dust/Wire does strong-power down I thought.
ExachixKitsune: ah Geminitay
neebusjeebus: minecraft before the texture update looks so odd to me now
Mazrae: I just completed my first raid the other day just another thing that I've never done on Minecraft now to just get to the end and kill the dragon as my next step of something I've never done before
Songar87:
@ExachixKitsune Gem is great! 
Sarah_Serinde: Gem IS great
Riiiiiiis: GEM is great
ExachixKitsune: Gem is GREAT
Sarah_Serinde: Haha yeah she does actually
omdorastrix: Seeing as this is a Mumbo design - He released a video on HC the other day.
Narcuru: Russia probably?
Harvest25: Serge....Russia
RomanGoro: Russia
Riiiiiiis: russia?
asthanius: Antarctica
Barb4rian: Russia
RomanGoro: And that's it
TwitchTVsFrank: us
Mazrae: Alaska to Florida?
TXC2: Russia is FAR wider then Canada
Sarah_Serinde: Pretty sure it's longer
rogerivany: Russia is like 11 time zones
RomanGoro: Yeah, Russia is extremely long
JeremyDevoid: The United States is pretty big
TheThirdTail: I mean, with US can be from Hawaii to Maine
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: do overseas territories count?
Narcuru: the US with hawaii?
Narcuru: maine to Hawaii
Xed_Regulus: Hawaii to Maine
JeremyDevoid: Russia is very large as well
Barb4rian: Florida to the Alutian Islands is a long way too
omdorastrix: If you include US overseas territories?
ExachixKitsune: the us cheats by being cut in twain
ElektroTal: russia covers half the planet
CanPlayGames: Canada is america
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: unless you include islands
JeremyDevoid: Austrailia is big
brieandbacon: France
matthaus_c: America is barely a country, more of an international liability
Electrodyne: Indonesia is very long too, but islands
drthvd3r: I'm going to ask how many British colonies there still are.
thimbles_edge: i mean NL is an island...
malc: Serge you live on an island
Barb4rian: @matthaus_c Wow roasted XD
Tandtroll_OG: Russia is very very large
TophTheHermit: "America: It's a little cheaty"
TemporallyAwry:
Says the two Canadians on an island 
thimbles_edge: and so is victoria
kainboa: Chile
Trahas: contiguous is the term normally
asthanius:
It is a continuous landmass, Canada is just in the way 
mjiig: Also several european countries and their remaining colonies
TheThirdTail: Brazil is also pretty huge
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RebelliousUno: Russia is #1 Canada is #2
atriclebeatle: Hi
brieandbacon: chile?
atriclebeatle: Hello
Riiiiiiis: hi RebelliousUno
TXC2: isn't Nova Scotia also an Island?
ElektroTal: the three largest countries are russia, canada, and US, so yeah it's basically just russia
WowoT: i thought gem was in newfoundland?
TXC2: hello RebelliousUno
RebelliousUno: China is #3
Songar87:
Uno!
RebelliousUno: o/
Mazrae: Australia?
neebusjeebus: how about, farthest place you could drive to
Snowcookies: Uno!
Sarah_Serinde: @WowoT Yes, that's why she's pretty much as far away from LRR as it's possible to be
RebelliousUno: Indonesia at 4
Tandtroll_OG: The lost son returns!
omdorastrix: Something about travelling from europe to south asia seems weird until you realized it's through russia
TemporallyAwry: On the topic of skyblocks, if you haven't checked out the madness that ilmango is getting up to - you should give it a look.
Violet__Violence: oh no!
Sarah_Serinde: Oh I missed TXC2 saying Nova Scotia, yeah it's Newfoundland
ExachixKitsune: break .emote
lochnessseammonster:

RebelliousUno: So...you've got to go to the end to get a new one
TheAinMAP:

Dalrint: James lives in the farm now.
Sarah_Serinde: Which is indeed also an island
KarnakGWJ: Canada may only be the second largest, but I don't consider Russia to be a single country, considering its proclivity for claiming territory that is not theirs.
omdorastrix: I'd have laughed if serge's elytra broke there
Sarah_Serinde: Sure, but we don't really need to get into that here
Xed_Regulus: Hmm, maybe even further in Canada might be Alert, Nunavut to Middle Island, Ontario
Violet__Violence: lmao
hermonthis:

neebusjeebus: it used to cost leather to repair elytras?
TehAmelie: did you know there are 14 separate countries in Siberia who never acknowledged Russia's rulership?
Darth_Mogs: Minimum of three blocks, I think.
Tandtroll_OG: Serge, or as we like to call him…cotote
TwitchTVsFrank:

Darth_Mogs: *to deal damage with Anvils, I mean
ExachixKitsune: simply dye, forehead
Mazrae: just dye it forehead
RebelliousUno: wellity wellity wellity
Snowcookies: innovativbe!
matthaus_c: guess I'll dye
TemporallyAwry:
I wish I had the galaxy brain emote
...
Tandtroll_OG: ”Simply diet!” Story of my life
JeremyDevoid: well well well game. here we have a check and mate because serge is a gamer.
omdorastrix: !fall
RebelliousUno: that anvil weighing you down
Songar87: @ExachixKitsune But I don't WANT to dye my forehead!
brieandbacon:

BlueChloroplast: @tehamelie cool!
TehAmelie: the shadow of this thing makes me miss safety razors
ElektroTal: ok, i needed to know- Winnipeg to Victoria is 2390 km. Vladivostok to Moscow is *9188 km*
TemporallyAwry:
CannonBall isn't really a "fall" so much as a "splash" 
Tandtroll_OG: Does the ocean count as a hole?
ExachixKitsune:
@ElektroTal 
Snowcookies: It only counts if there's a fall sound
SerGarretCameron: the home stream's rule is that it doesn't count unless damage happens.
RebelliousUno: wonder if the stats will have survived
Sarah_Serinde: Why Winnipeg?
thimbles_edge: winnipeg is only in the middle tho
ElektroTal: isn't that where Jim was from?
TheElrad: but then we also need a stat for times James fell while not holding crouch
Sarah_Serinde: St John's, Newfoundland
thimbles_edge: you gotta go victoria to st johns
TXC2: #WhyWinnipeg?
ElektroTal: wait
Sarah_Serinde: @ElektroTal We were talking about Geminitay
RebelliousUno: I work in Halifax
Harvest25: Hi from Winnipeg
Electrodyne: Home of the Winnipeg Jets
ElektroTal: my bad!
Sarah_Serinde:
I can see how you might mishear Gem for Jim 
matthaus_c:

matthaus_c: Gem Lapage
Master_Gunner: @RebelliousUno What a coincidence, so do I
Master_Gunner:

Mazrae: James what do you press to refill the hotbar with the same item??
ElektroTal: well damn, i'm embarrassed now
Sarah_Serinde:
But we were talking about Minecraft, not MtG 
Riiiiiiis: JIM is great
Mazrae: is that vanilla or a mod
Songar87: @Mazrae Middle mouse
ExachixKitsune: Jim is GREAT
Sarah_Serinde: @ElektroTal It happens, people mishear/misunderstand things all the time
TXC2: ElektroTal dont be, easy mistake to make
Barb4rian: Vancouver to St John's is 7054 km
ExachixKitsune: @Mazrae middle-mouse to select a block is vanilla
brieandbacon: jim IS great
TXC2: still the point stands, russia looooong
ElektroTal: halifax to victoria is 5866
Riiiiiiis: @brieandbacon we got there -applause-
PsychoI3oy: and Moscow isn't even as far west as you can go
Xed_Regulus: Victoria to Halifax is a 5,857.1 km drive, or 59 hours
LurkerSpine: um...
ExachixKitsune: there's also some trains you can do Vancouver to Halifax
ElektroTal: i just picked moscow arbitrarily, but yeah, st petersburg is farther west, and so on
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: 4473 km in a strait line
ContingentCat:
Road quest 2? 
brieandbacon: @riiiiiiis o7
TheElrad: Technically the eastern most part of Russia is Kaliningrad, which is east of the baltic states
Sarah_Serinde: I'd love to do a train ride across Canada some day but it's so expensive. Especially if you want, like, an actual bed to sleep in
rogerivany: Yeah, I live closer to Uno then James or Serge and I live in Canada.
Barb4rian:
@rogerivany 
RebelliousUno: 8655 km (kilometers) from Victoria in Mexico to Halifax in UK
ExachixKitsune: @Sarah_Serinde it's a plan for me at some pooint <.< probably as like a 2-week holiday
Master_Gunner: Some friend looked at taking the train across Canada as their honeymoon, but being recent uni grads, that uh... wasn't financially viable.
Narcuru: by very rough google earth measurements. Assuming we are only going with "same continent" aka no islands, no breakups (so Alaska is out as well). Russia is ~4700 miles at its longest as the crow flies (SW to NE). Canada is ~3100 miles as the crow flies (NW to SE).
Sarah_Serinde: @Sarah_Serinde Sounds rad
TehAmelie: i hope more countries take Germany's lead and make nationwide public transit cards in the 50 dollar/month range
TemporallyAwry: Ya' ever think about the size of the planet and just kinda start freaking out about the scale of everything?
AugmentingPath: @TheElrad I think that's the westernmost part
Harvest25: 24+11=35
brieandbacon: !holes
LRRbot: Did somebody mention classic young-adult action-adventure movie Holes??
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: it's 40000km around!
SnackPak_: I think it's a long way down to the chemist
RebelliousUno: This has it all
RebelliousUno: the top 10
Riiiiiiis: Just glance into the Total Perspective Vortex
Songar87: @TemporallyAwry That's what makes instantaneous communication from the other side of the world seem really magical!
LordZarano: Metric Paper by CGPGrey is a great one of those
TXC2: if you want to feel small, do that with Time
omdorastrix: we got a decent seed to start
ContingentCat: I have some notes, but yeah overall pretty good
ElektroTal: i think about the fact that i can call my aunt in the middle of the desert in india on the literal opposite side of the planet instantly, when even 15 years ago that would have been impossible
ExachixKitsune: just waiting for brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr SeGfAuLt
matthaus_c: a carbon-based person sits inside a carbon-based house. is the house made of flesh, or are they made of house?
RebelliousUno: this sim is running on the equivilent of a raspberry pi...that's why we've got a silicon shortage and gfx cards were so expensive
Sarah_Serinde: @ElektroTal I remember when video calls were just science fiction
mjiig: A fun one that weird me out occasionally even as a computer scientist is just how short a clock cycle on current computers is
Angreed66: @matthaus_c By that metric are we made of diamonds?
Violet__Violence: they're trying
Riiiiiiis:
RebelliousUno I think that's recursive virtualization 
matthaus_c: @Angreed66 mmm flesh diamonds
mjiig: In the realm of 0.5ns, in which time light goes ~15cm
RebelliousUno: yah that's part of the problem
TXC2:
ElektroTal think about how mind blowing that is to us, then think about the telegraph to people in the 1850's 
Songar87:
Sometimes it's very weird chatting with Funko when he streams knowing that it's 15 hours in the future for him 
BlueChloroplast: "if the earth was just one pixel" is a cool solar system scale understanding website
Riiiiiiis: well, the whole thing about what "now" means is also very weird
ElektroTal: @TXC2 1850s? man, we were using them to reach remote villages in the 90s
RebelliousUno: Basically twitch is the modern equivilent of pen pals
Songar87: @BlueChloroplast Like the end of the original Pixels short.
TXC2:
ElektroTal yikes 
Riiiiiiis: put a lid on it
ExachixKitsune: you can fall off anything if you try hard enough
RebelliousUno: where he's less likely to fall
RebelliousUno: but still pretty likely
RebelliousUno: I mean serge died in bed
omdorastrix: precient
RebelliousUno: called it
cmdrelk:

shurtal: speak and it shall happen
Mai_Andra: Perfect.
TXC2: James ably demonstrating there
TemporallyAwry: When did the "mobs don't spawn on redstone" change happen? I wonder of the exterior needs torching :hmm:
TXC2: !clips
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SpacePotato01: Who is Ujames?
Violet__Violence: lmao
brieandbacon:

RebelliousUno: I haven't falled once this episode
Mazrae: is it not 3
Sarah_Serinde: Oh yeah I haven't caught that video yet
Songar87: Him and Doc was amazing!
SnackPak_: his revolutionary slime farm
shendaras: Time for the beach episode?
TemporallyAwry:
@SnackPak_ It really was 
ExachixKitsune: 59 nice *partial dab*
RebelliousUno: remember all your stuff sinks
Barb4rian: Time for a swim!
TemporallyAwry: Oh right, items still sink @.@
FITorion: nothing floats...
Sarah_Serinde:

TXC2: "Experienced Kinetic energy"
TemporallyAwry: But you can still bucket for air
Mazrae: creative?
brieandbacon:

TXC2:
s ?
TemporallyAwry: #Realism
DudelidouX: was about to say that
JAGxTERRA: this tense
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: glass shark...
Snowcookies: good thing the water wasn't dark and deadly back then
RebelliousUno: use an ender pear
brieandbacon: dig a hole from the top?
Mazrae: build your way in
thimbles_edge: dig and rebuild from the top
TXC2: a ninja we ain't
Harvest25: pants
jdtreker: yeah they were
LurkerSpine: yeah pants were on that ledge you missed
ExachixKitsune: we've all fallen in the ocean and come back without our pants
neebusjeebus: i saw your pants up there on a ledge
SerGarretCameron: pants, maybe a block or two.
creasehearst: they were on the second highest level
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: isn't that from terminator
drthvd3r: If you run the farm won't it flush all your items out?
DudelidouX: go back on top and water?
Angreed66: 2.5 hearts each
Mazrae: bucket of water down?
RebelliousUno: is it the lack of armour
Songar87: inb4 endermite death
TemporallyAwry: ^ i was thinking it too
omdorastrix: no featherfall
omdorastrix: featherfall protects against damage from pearls
Violet__Violence: interesting
Songar87: @omdorastrix TIL
Angreed66: also no enchants with prot is big
Violet__Violence: i had no idea lol
FITorion: dirt
TemporallyAwry: Wasn't there a period of time that protection also did fall-damage?
RebelliousUno: wool?
Angreed66: prot is all damage
RebelliousUno: plus water buckets means you've got to try to get back in htere
RebelliousUno: it's a mob washer
omdorastrix: Put a platform down and just walk over it to collect?
WowoT: why not set up just a water system with hoppers down the center?
Violet__Violence: lol
WowoT: the mobs wont die if you dont have a floor there.... it will just be a very very large amount of mobs
RebelliousUno: it starts as concrete powder
omdorastrix: Make the collection/drop area flush out as well?
omdorastrix: reduce the # of hoppers needed
Harvest25: need colour
RebelliousUno: you need dye
omdorastrix: 4+4+dye
TXC2: !breakseat
TXC2: !backseat
LRRbot: Please refrain from backseat gaming unless the streamer asks for help. The streamer wants to play the game the way they want. Feel free to discuss tactics in chat or with the mods.
TXC2:
spelling the command procs the command 
LordZarano: What does "discuss tactics" mean?
Mazrae: pillar it up and break it as it falls?
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: exactly how concrete is mixed IRL
Violet__Violence: so realistic
Spades_Slicc:
@LordZarano Not allowed to talk about team fight tactics 
aksu560: Yep. In fact the entire spinning thing on the back of the truck is just to entertain james, as he beats the devil out of the concrete in there.
TXC2: !findquote minecraft
LRRbot: Quote #6908: "How is never a question in modded Minecraft." —James [2020-04-21]
Sarah_Serinde: @LordZarano The command isn't specific to Minecraft, so it includes situations where maybe they're playing a strategy game and you want to talk about options (without telling the streamers how to play)
Sarah_Serinde: Though I suppose it could still apply to Minecraft in terms of "how would you go about doing this yourself?"
brieandbacon: My favourite is how TNT is made like dynamite
omdorastrix: nope
Violet__Violence: NOPE
SnackPak_: F
Violet__Violence: welp, rip
ExachixKitsune: welp
thimbles_edge: f
Sarah_Serinde:

TXC2: oh James
Violet__Violence: nah, you're fine lmao
brieandbacon: o7
Mr_Horrible: you gotta saweeeeeem
TXC2: !clips
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lochnessseammonster:

thimbles_edge:

TemporallyAwry:
So thinking about the earlier "wish we had a different flower for black dye" conversation. I realized I'm STILL annoyed you can't use charcoal/coal for black dye. 
Spades_Slicc: The water tried to WHAT>
Spades_Slicc: ?
GhostValv:

TXC2: Spades_Slicc the water tried to pull him off, there's nothing to look into there
Angreed66: There are already two sources of black dye a third isn't necessary
Spades_Slicc: @TXC2 Pulling someone off is a euphemism for a handjob
TXC2: Spades_Slicc yes, that would be the joke wouldn't
TXC2: it
RebelliousUno: I wouldn't call wither roses a "good" source of black
FITorion: think James may have misinterpreted mirror... but I could have too...
Violet__Violence: no, they're such a pain int he ass to get
Sarah_Serinde: "It isn't necessary" doesn't mean someone can't want something though
RebelliousUno: and ink needs you to kill something
Violet__Violence: *in the, too
TXC2: "it isn't necessary" said the naysayers on fire
TemporallyAwry: I guess I'll temper my expectations/demands until they re-add a renewable source of sand.
Juliamon: There are so many ways to get grey dye, yet so few black dye
TXC2: (on = regarding)
Spades_Slicc: GTG, good luck with the farm y'all,
RebelliousUno: clearly the answer is to just uncraft gray dye
Angreed66: Fine i'll rephrase "low priority for dev time'
TXC2: so long Spades_Slicc stay safe
brieandbacon: what makes grey dye? aside from black and white
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Songar87: @brieandbacon Oxeye daisies I think...
RebelliousUno: and what it looks like we've just built is a monostable circuit
Juliamon: most white flowers make grey dye
beowuuf: @brieandbacon any plant you think would make white iirc
Violet__Violence: there is also light grey dye
Juliamon: the only white flower that *actually* makes white dye is lily of the valley
Violet__Violence: which i think the white flowers typically give
brieandbacon: Huh, I guess this must be after the point I last actually played minecraft
RebelliousUno: ah right 2 wide torch tower
RebelliousUno: so it's another not gate
ExachixKitsune: ah cunning
ExachixKitsune: so both redstone lines on a row are on, or both redstone lines are off
PsychoI3oy: I think if you start at the bottom, the ones that are off will be different
FITorion: red stone allways confuses me... I have no clue what Serg is trying to say
ExachixKitsune: FITorion : it comes with experience and time
omdorastrix: There might be an issue with the connection on the top of that tower?
ExachixKitsune: They'll find any issues in the future when they test friends
Mazrae: I'm at the doctor's and it's doesn't seem good when the doctor says that I need to get an x-ray and lab work
Songar87:
@Mazrae

RebelliousUno: think that top row needs another block
TXC2:
Mazrae here's hopping you're ok 
Songar87: @Mazrae Sending healing energy!
nuthouse01:
@mazrae 
Mazrae: I've been dealing with a stomach issue that's been making me throw up at least 4-5 times a week
Mazrae: thanks everyone
FITorion: a waht
RebelliousUno: an Etho Hopper Clock
omdorastrix: It looks a little like an upside-down shopping basket. THe white is the handle...
ExachixKitsune: FITorion : The "Etho Hopper Clock" is a setup where some hoppers make a repeating signal. we'll see one soon!
TemporallyAwry:
Good ol' Etho Slab 
ExachixKitsune: FITorion : it's a very clever setup created by youtube "Ethos's Lab", sometimes called "Etho"
ExachixKitsune: oh I see. you're taking the signal out of both sides to alternate the signal for which side will ping
Violet__Violence: ahhhh
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: very clevere
RebelliousUno: it's really well done, and you can use it to measure time
TemporallyAwry:
Before this was discovered, we just used dozens of repeaters 
omdorastrix: And that same design is very compact and can be built in basically any orientation with minimal changes
Songar87:
Etho is a legend for a very good reason! 
Mazrae: that's pretty cool I would have never thought of anything like that
ElektroTal: you ever stop and think about just how much random electrical and mechanical engineering training is going on in minecraft, and how it's just being used to make automatic staircases that generate slime squares or whatever
ExachixKitsune: RebelliousUno : you can also use this to make a counter - if you replace one hopper with a dispenser, you can count n signals and then it'll trigger the clock and reset
RebelliousUno: i think it would in the current version too
Mazrae: is there a way to fix bows and crossbows in Minecraft
DudelidouX: Sorry to ask but the top of the torch tower seems off shouldn't the last torch be on the same level as the redstone?
Songar87: @Mazrae Combining bows on an anvil.
Harvest25: Underneath
RebelliousUno: DudelidouX yeah I think the top level is off as well
GhostValv:

RebelliousUno: but we'll find out shortly
Songar87: @Mazrae Probably the same for crossbows, but I'm not sure.
ExachixKitsune: "why are no mobs spawning?" "oh right, the torches"
RebelliousUno: picnic error
omdorastrix: Slot doesn't matter - the dispenser randomly picks from filled slots when triggered. With only one slot filled it'll always trigger
TXC2: it's giant death trap for mobs no?
beowuuf: what a dispensor!
Angreed66: It is a death trap just not for you
Mr_Horrible: "I'll simply plug the hole with more water"
RebelliousUno: as I say it's a giant mob washer
Mai_Andra: I don't know why, but that's always funny.
PsychoI3oy: you started with 2 full buckets and 30 empty ones
RebelliousUno: I also think James' repeater might be backwards on his side in the corner on the piston too
TemporallyAwry:
Baked Potatos - have the hoppers pass the hot-potato back and forth 
Mai_Andra: items to throw into the clock
RebelliousUno: or maybe not
Angreed66: Those wings are going to break soon
SnackPak_:

GhostValv: currently just a pharm
omdorastrix: which dropped?
Harvest25: Sugar
manfred909:

TXC2: good enough!
7gorobei: o7 torches
brieandbacon: Now you can get sugar!
beowuuf: remember to pay them for their work
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: so much sugar
rogerivany:
One witch is just a drop in the ocean though. 
Snowcookies: which drop?
Songar87:
The timing on this build was just 
RebelliousUno: I thnk james repeater is backwards
DudelidouX: Also top floor of both
TemporallyAwry: Yup, totally flipped that repeater around when you broke it.
RebelliousUno: by the piston
neebusjeebus: no redstone powering it
omdorastrix: Top level also looked like it still had torches
creasehearst: also looked like the top floor of the side that was working still had torches?
LordZarano: Neither side of the top layer was working
RebelliousUno: the tops don't work
DudelidouX: Yup
RebelliousUno: needs a block on the top
TemporallyAwry:
off by 1 
Songar87:

Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
beowuuf: off by one gamemode
TXC2: !clips
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RebelliousUno: yeah didn't see that
Wolfstrike_NL: Sure is dark down here
GhostValv: haha
neebusjeebus: glad i closed my eyes so i didnt see that
Mr_Horrible:
you're right, that was too tragic to witness 
manfred909: cheaters never prosper
cmdrelk: oh James
TXC2: avert thy gaze chat
SquirrelEarl: Falling with James
Songar87:
Uhhhhh.....
?
neebusjeebus: should still work
RebelliousUno: that does risk mobs escaping though
DudelidouX: well some on the edge might stay a little long
RebelliousUno: since there's some safe space on each floor
stevestein: Pool party!
Harvest25: clock speed will net you more
Sarah_Serinde: If they want to optimize efficiency I'm sure they can go back and fix it offline or on another stream
beowuuf: jeepers
Sarah_Serinde: Seems to be working pretty well just as it is though
TXC2: seems to working well enough
Songar87: GG!
ExachixKitsune: just look at all those mobs bobbing around in the water
creasehearst: that should be interesting to make with all the drop creepers from the farm
Violet__Violence: good stuff y'all
rogerivany: Then the fish farm? Will it still work?
RebelliousUno: why do I feel like the collection system is me having to go for a swim and kill them
beowuuf: lol
Songar87: @RebelliousUno Manual mode: ON!
TemporallyAwry: I don't think any of the future redstone changes will break that design.
Snowcookies: good farm
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: that should be solvable
Mantafold: target blocks fix it
omdorastrix: AFK fish farm and fall block
beowuuf:
@RebelliousUno how about a tnt cannon 
TemporallyAwry: @Mantafold Right!
LordZarano: Easy enough fix, turn off, replace the layer's water, turn back on
PsychoI3oy:

TXC2: thanks for streaming James and Serge
Songar87: @RebelliousUno I like how you think!
SpacePotato01: thanks for streaming
BlueChloroplast:

Wolfstrike_NL: Thanks for streaming, James!
omdorastrix: @LordZarano just have to dodge some mobs
beowuuf: thanks twitch serge and james and chat uno!
Snowcookies: thanks for stream
GhostValv: no worries
GhostValv:
have fun in Philly 
Songar87:
Thanks for the good time! 
Angreed66: spoilers they won't
RebelliousUno: you're not wrong
beowuuf: i don't like it, it's scary
SnackPak_: gotta dong that bong
TemporallyAwry:
Bongle the Dongle 
TXC2: you ain't the boss of me!
Wolfstrike_NL: Enjoy Philly!
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: thank!
TXC2: !patreon
GhostValv:

TXC2: !next
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TXC2: !mastodon
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BlueChloroplast:

TXC2: goodnight Everybody
Snowcookies: bye
beowuuf:

Riiiiiiis: Goodnight/day peeps
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