Let's NOPE! || The Calisto Protocol

Lysander_salamander: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: The Callisto Protocol) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (5m from now).
Lysander_salamander: Oh right it's tuesday
 letfireraindown: The GDQ stream was going fine, but I wasn't feeling it.  How are things here? Spoop Bois in just a few minutes?
 Austere_Squire: oh, is it GDQ?
 SnackPak_: 
 jessieimproved: 
 Earthenone:   
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Austere_Squire: i shall have to catch some VODs later
 Manae: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: The Callisto Protocol) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (0s ago).
 NightValien28: here come the bois
 Manae:      
 letfireraindown: @Austere_Squire Just one of there mini events
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> They Let's Nope Boys might be able to find keys and fight space space zombies, but can they see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch? | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/Fo-CKyIacAE8W_a.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1625661123042197505
 Diabore: @Austere_Squire gdq has a year round schedule, and then 2 big events a year
 letfireraindown: @Austere_Squire AGDQ was January, what's going on now is just normal weekly stuff
 hieroglyphica: Good evening all!
clarinetman: I don't even know why kids love cinnamon toast crunch
 SymphonicLolita: the spoopbening continues
 jessieimproved: That ominous noise was exactly when Spoopifer went by last, it was perfect
 El_Funko: punchin space zombies for The Lord (of spaghetti (Mario(of the Mario Bros(Brothers))))
Fanklok: French Toast Crunch is superior
 saucemaster5000: I miss being a kid and getting that big envelop of cash from General Mills to say "I love Cinnamon Toast Crunch"
 SymphonicLolita: I've never had cinnamon toast crunch
ReaperTitan152001: spoopy spoopy time!
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  Juliamon: Cinnamon Toast Crunch is just a messier, less good version of Golden Grahams
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 SmithKurosaki: Ready for the 
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Fanklok: That is a blatant falsehood
 Manae: If we get a "literally hell" out of this we get a bingo at least
 SmithKurosaki: @Juliamon Yes
Fanklok: Golden Grahams taste like honey
 saucemaster5000: You know what cereal I refuse to believe anyone actually likes? Grape Nuts
 Steel_Wish: spoopy boys time
 SymphonicLolita: I was all in on alphabits....and then they took her away...
  Juliamon: I love Grape Nuts
 TheWriterAleph: i like grape nuts
 saucemaster5000: My beliefs are being questioned
Fanklok: Aren't Grape Nuts Adam's favorite cereal?
 SmithKurosaki: I wish I liked Sugar Crisp still, but it's too sweet
  Juliamon: my head doesn't though, they're so crunchy I get migraines
 mumblingpipes:  ominous music
 SymphonicLolita: same reason I can't eat kettle chips
 SymphonicLolita: too much cronch
 saucemaster5000: I also like plain shredded wheat, so I'm not the best barometer
  Juliamon: yup yup, kettle chips always break my heart
 TemporallyAwry: Some things you eat purely for the texture 
 ButButTheJesus: hi folks, is it time for more bap-and-stomp?
 El_Funko: spoop into my mouth
 BusTed: 
 DeM0nFiRe:   
 GhostValv: 
 whitebadgerwolf88: scientifically proven that Raisin Bran is worst cereal
 mumblingpipes: 
 SymphonicLolita:   
 Steel_Wish:  
 matthaus_c: @El_Funko FUNKO
 RAICx:   
 Rhynerd: Here we go, back to Callisto!
 BusTed: yes ben?
 MAPBoardgames: I'm hoping that tonight's stream will be filled with hearts.
 SnackPak_: wow
 Saintnex: uhhhh
 saucemaster5000: wow
 TheWriterAleph: 
 SymphonicLolita: good start
 Catcard: what
clarinetman: wut
 GhostValv:   
  Juliamon: nowadays I'm a store-brand bran flakes kinda person
 gualdhar: don't get my hopes up Ben
 Mr_Horrible: you GOTTA calm down, Ben
 empyreon: 
 gnomedeplume572: Strong start, strong start
 Lyropithic: I beg your pardon
 Mr_Horrible: you GOTTA
 ButButTheJesus: HAPPY VALENTINES DAY BEN
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Stormthius: Just in time for the spoopiest of streams
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 quasi79fu: Ben got spoopy ...now im going to have nightmares
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 definenull: got'e,
 BusTed: mmhm
 Nigouki: TEAS NUTS
 Steel_Wish: please don't
Boon_33: TOS
 MegaDosX: You need to be stopped
 Saintnex: welp
 saucemaster5000: Had a look around the room to finish the sentence moment
 Mr_Horrible: *Ben, starting stream* "But what if I CUM?"
 SnackPak_: 
 Gascitygaming: And that's where we cut it for youtube
 GhostValv: D:
ThorSokar: The video jumped ahead for me, it means nothing to me too
 El_Funko: startin early today
 ButButTheJesus: ben pls
 AtomicAlchemical: 
  Juliamon: It's too sweet
  Juliamon: Needs less raisins
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 TheMerricat: and this is why they can't monetize videos on YouTube.... 
  Juliamon: Please take my scoops
 saucemaster5000: raisin bran is good, but I do wish it had less raisins
BrindleBoar: but raisin bran crunch though right, because that's the best kind
 lamina5432: don't like the crunchy kind
 Austere_Squire: when i was a kid, i liked raisin bran but i didn't like raisins... so i would just eat the bran
 BusTed: I'll mess with a box of raisins
 BusTed: sun-maid
 Steel_Wish: as a gen z, I don't eat traditional breakfast very often
 Gascitygaming: when i was little loved those little boxes for halloween
ThorSokar:  Ben likes trick cookies 
 Mr_Horrible: vivid memories of those little boxes of raisins at snacktime in latch-key
 BrowneePoints: The underrated GOAT is Honey Bunches of Oats
 Tangsm: I tend to substitute craisins.
JusticeJuice: Mini wheats. Just dont eat it every meal for a month. Bad for kidneys.
 ButButTheJesus: threw it on tha GROOOOUND
 Faulpyr: French Toast Crunch is the best and they keep discontinuing it!
 PipeSmokingOwl: honestly rasin bran actually has A LOT of sugar
 BusTed: @Tangsm I have a big bag of craisins for my oatmeal.
 Mr_Horrible: Faulpyr preach!
 PipeSmokingOwl: on par with Cpt Crunch
 matthaus_c: "I'm allergic to peanuts"
 TemporallyAwry: Starting the stream off swinging.
 SymphonicLolita: real
 korvys: CRONCH
ghyllnox: 
  Juliamon: facts
 Austere_Squire: celery is gross
 matthaus_c: raw dog celery is not for your mouth
 Antimuffin: I think people who don't like raisins have only ever had ones that were way too old. Also, Golden raisins are AMAZING
 jessieimproved: I have a kid that loves raw plain celery
 empyreon: only cromch
 PipeSmokingOwl: hell yea...
 TemporallyAwry: I like the TEXTURE - how dare you!
 saucemaster5000: Eat it like Bugs Bunny and watch Adam scream
 Saintnex: I dig celery
 SpoonfullOfSugar: Raises hand
 Steel_Wish: cronchin
 BusTed: 🤔
BrindleBoar: it's cromchy water!
 BrowneePoints: I HATE the aftertaste of celery
ghyllnox: It cronch and stringy though!
 lochnessseammonster: heh heh nooo 
 Mr_Horrible: it's crunch personified, but I'm not that desperate for crunch
OnyxOblivion: no i only eat raw broc
  Juliamon: Celery needs *something*
 xantos69: I like it in soup and stir fry... for texture.
ThorSokar: Celery is a peanut butter delivery tool
 kumatsu: What would you do if I told you I was a celery enjoyer.
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 N30dude: Two Years!! Celery Rocks!
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 TheWriterAleph: "The Boys Declare War on Celery"
despoilerofsouls: I am a celery enjoyer, should i leave
 SymphonicLolita: celery Bad
 korvys: Ok, but what if it has peanut butter on it?
 El_Funko: I FREQUENTLY snack on celery from a small ziplock bag
 Faulpyr: Celery is gross
 El_Funko: and carrots
  Juliamon: otherwise I'm getting stringly plant fibre stuck in my teeth for no reason
 Mr_Horrible: "I mind, actually"
 PipeSmokingOwl: i prefer with stuff...but nothing wrong to just nom on some celery wtf..same with cucumbers
 MegaDosX: Celery is crunchy water
 SymphonicLolita: windmill slam broccoli
 lochnessseammonster: i feel so called out 
 saucemaster5000: Cream of Celery can at the back of the pantry?
 Antimuffin: celery exists only to get dip
 BrowneePoints: yea but Funko isn't a real person
patrick_stonecrusher: l like cooking with it...
 Tangsm: Just a hamster in a human shaped robot, clearly.
 MAPBoardgames: I like celery, but I'm not a psycho to raw-dog it.
 BrowneePoints: (that's sarcasm)
 GhostValv: I know my next in person bit
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
 matthaus_c: I think Funko shot JFK
 El_Funko: A nice refreshingly moist burst of celery
 Steel_Wish: based criminal land
 korvys: Celery as a way to transport peanut butter or dip is fine
 Lyropithic: celery is great if you've got peanut butter or cheez-wiz
 TemporallyAwry: It's literally crunchy-water, what the heck is wrong with ya' people?  It's great!
ghyllnox: Who likes raw broccoli? it's all bumpy
 BusTed: @El_Funko cursed
 saucemaster5000: I raw dog carrots all the time, celery is too far
 PharaohBender27: Potato celery soup is good
  Juliamon: Cooked celery is great, like when it's roasted alongside a turkey
ThorSokar: My mom rad-dogs celery, Adam is correct
 BrowneePoints: nah Stew seasons is for when it's nibbly
 Gascitygaming: Celery is great if you want to eat and floss at the same time
 Steel_Wish: Stew season is eternal
 lochnessseammonster: it is better with peanut butter though... but i like it plain too 
 MegaDosX: Celery plus stuff is fine, celery solo is cursed as hell
 Mr_Horrible: Every season is stew season if you're not a coward
BreathlessIsTheHunt: celery is just a more acceptable way than a spoon to get peanut butter into my mouth
 Mr_Horrible: French Onion Soup in July
 MAPBoardgames: Celery with cheese. Celery with peanutbutter. Celery with ranch dressing. mmmm!
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 GhostValv: it's stew season my stewdz
 BusTed:   
 El_Funko: I do not eat stews in summer
 LithelyUnshod: We eat chili in the summer, Ben
 SymphonicLolita: good plan
 DudelidouX: What about cold stew?
Lysander_salamander: Perfect plan
 kumatsu: but Adam, then it's always SNOW season
BrindleBoar: follow that stew season
 matthaus_c: around the world in 1 Stew Season
 Brozard: Captain Adam on his house boat
Lysander_salamander: New show idea
 El_Funko: I don't want a big hot bowl of anything right now
 saucemaster5000: Lamb Stew is childhood for me
Mister_BlueSky: It's stu season somewhere in the world.
 Omthebox: It's stew season somewhere
 Steel_Wish: cold stew is just cereal
frank_the_great: It's 5 o clock somewhere, but with stew
El_Funko: maybe some hot celery
 matthaus_c: it's always Island Time
mitomanox: da boyz 
 LadyLockwood92: 
 BrowneePoints: Stew and Soup are related but Stew requires a certain frame of mind
 El_Funko: a nice steaming ziplock full of celery
 BrowneePoints: Soup is all around, but Stew is for them chilly days
 TemporallyAwry: Cereal is just cold stew 
mulligan2six: I don’t go away for the winter, I just stew in other areas
Fanklok: You can make stew in a slow cooker
 SymphonicLolita: stew at 42C doesn't seem like something a reasonable person does
 PharaohBender27: Summer soup is gazpacho
 Mr_Horrible: but your corpse would've smelled *delicious*, Ben
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 MegaDosX: @El_Funko That might be the most cursed thing I've ever seen you say
 Mr_Horrible: I enjoy this madness
 on_and_awful: I AM a fan of you guys. that's so weird.
 BusTed: We have the power.
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 lochnessseammonster: love this ridiculous stream so much  
 e_bloc: 666 the lets nope protocol
frank_the_great: Paul!
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 BusTed: so close
 Steel_Wish: patron
 LadyLockwood92: I watched the first episode earlier, and my sleep schedule is buggered enough for me to catch this live~
frank_the_great: Comic sans, lol
 ButButTheJesus: eh
 saucemaster5000: Love the new graphics
ThorSokar: holy shit Graham is gonna have a stroke
 Steel_Wish: clip it
 Nigouki: ah, /load
ThorSokar: hahaha
 matthaus_c: man, watch out Paul
 SymphonicLolita: 10/10
 LadyLockwood92: Oh dear
 empyreon: protessional 10/10
Lysander_salamander: 
 Diabore: lo ading
frank_the_great: Graphic design is my passion
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Fanklok: I heard if we get to 25k a month Beej will release the Serge body pillows
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 quasi79fu: my screeen is full of gibberish
 Mr_Horrible: this is actually scarier than anything in the game
 gibbousm: poor Beej
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Lysander_salamander: lotionreadyrun is an entirely different site
 SmithKurosaki: @Fanklok Oh yea? LETS GO
 korvys: https://cdn.mobilesyrup.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/mocking-spongebob.jpg
 They_Are_Alyx: Hateful
 F1SHOR: ohh hey i get to celebrate my birthday with the spoop boys! 
 BrowneePoints: my eyes have started bleeding.
 MAPBoardgames: You misspelled LoadingReadyRun in the patreon url. is case sensitive
 saucemaster5000: Give this kid a sad face sticker on their homework
 betweenmyself: Change the green screen to light blue and the text to bleeding eye yellow
Mister_BlueSky: I love AdyRun.com
 RechargeableFrenchman: At least it's just the font and CaPs nonsense, Ben hasn't started messing with the kerning yet
 ButButTheJesus: @F1SHOR HAPP BIRF
 BusTed: @F1SHOR 🎂 🎂 🎂
 e_bloc: 40$ for the shirt
 0x6772: Now Ben's got problems.
Lysander_salamander: hahhahahahahaha
ThorSokar: Cause of the heart attack that Graham had: just a screenshot of this stream
 Gascitygaming: if you look past the ads you can see some cute bois, it's like a magic eye!
 Steel_Wish: aye cake day for F1SHOR
 saucemaster5000: Now leave it for the whole stream so stragglers coming in will know
Fanklok: Comic Sans is a thing, but what about Hellvetica
 varmintx0: Nope.
 SymphonicLolita: 
 ButButTheJesus: BRO.
 SnackPak_: 
 Brozard: 
 0x6772: Rad.
 RechargeableFrenchman: This is cursed
 gibbousm: pain
Lysander_salamander: Thanks
 TheWriterAleph: the future is now, old man!
 quasi79fu: this hurts me eyes
 Mr_Horrible: okay now I'm just angry
 Nigouki: the game is supposed to be violence, not the pre-show
 GhostValv: 
 BusTed: Just leave it up for the rest of the stream.
 jessieimproved: It's 2003 again
 kumatsu: Youtube.comAdyRun.com
 DeM0nFiRe: Good ol <marquee>
frank_the_great:   
 empyreon: what a terrible day to have eyes
Fanklok: COMAdY run
itsr67: this is the real horror
 RechargeableFrenchman: Great, now stream itself is haunted
Lysander_salamander: oh no
 e_bloc: I do too miss altavista
 Mr_Horrible: I wonder if this is how bulls feel when they see red
 quasi79fu: its worse
 Steel_Wish: i am so glad I tuned in today
 BrowneePoints: and now i'm motion sick
 Catcard: LMAO
 mumblingpipes: THIS is what i sub for
BreathlessIsTheHunt: Graphic design is my passion
NimrodXIV: somewhere Graham is in pain
 GenericHerooo: 
 RechargeableFrenchman: Who needs scary games when we can just let Ben run the tech
 underhill33: jesus christ
 Austere_Squire: oh my
 Saintnex: oh god, this is wretched
 couchboyj: That did not make me want to dongle the bongle
 xantos69: I step away for 20 seconds to get an apple and come back to this crap?
Lysander_salamander: oh my sides
ghyllnox: YouTube.comadyRun
 quasi79fu: i feeel sick
 They_Are_Alyx: Thanks I hate it
 korvys: Cinematography is my passion
 F1SHOR: Thanks for the bday wishes chat   
 kumatsu: This is exactly what I want my Sub Dollars to pay for. Unironically.
 N30dude: lets nope starting scarier than any horror game could be today, huh.
 Gascitygaming: I want to clip this just so other Lrrfolk have to see it
 jessieimproved: Now post your webring links
 MAPBoardgames: Paul could
patrick_stonecrusher: art
Fanklok: If you don't check slack you can't get fired
 quasi79fu: this hurts me brain
 saucemaster5000: Hit strobe effects
 SquareDotCube: Drop shadow?
 TemporallyAwry: For every 100 bits we increase the overlay opacity by .5%
 CAKHost: Compression is loving this XD
 GenericHerooo:   
ghyllnox: Happy  day!
 raulghoulia: what hell have I stumbled into?
ReaperTitan152001: Ben are you trying to make us sick?
 omdorastrix: im imagini g graham being startled and uneasy for some reason
 kumatsu: @jessieimproved Webrings are making a comeback! Thank Elon destroying twitter
theotherelephant: This is way too professional a font for the torture Ben in inflicting upon it.
 GhostValv: color long division
 BusTed: 
 lochnessseammonster: 
 BrokenGolem: mustard
 empyreon:   
 underhill33: oh my god
 tidehollowcat: This is about as well done as Eventlink for Magic tournaments.  When you put a scrolling list of players up, sometimes it just skips people.
 quasi79fu: trigger warning to flashing lights
OnyxOblivion: can it scroll FASTER
 gundamschwing: Well this is terrible
 electra310: This is so upsetting 
ghyllnox: You didn't even do the cw for this horror
Lysander_salamander: it's back to the 90s
 saucemaster5000: The 90s want their one website back
 RechargeableFrenchman: Ben "Big Brain" Ulmer out here desensitizing everyone to the horrors to come by being way worse than the stream will be
 Mr_Horrible: you need an anime opening song playing in the background
 GenericHerooo: 
 0x6772: Straight to the highlight reel.
 ButButTheJesus: YOU'RE OUR 1,000,000 VISITOR
 Mr_Horrible: and you've got your own Xanga up and running
 laundreydhull: would you make this bit a shirt, stream?
 Omthebox: Hypothetically no
 Darleysam: this is why ben's on Night Watch
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/PlausibleBlatantRadicchioDogFace-uewhzSSFZnvbeNaB
frank_the_great: You come across a jar...
 electra310: Your faces are disappearing
 jessieimproved: @jessieimproved that's amazing, everything old is new
 betweenmyself: Replace all the letters with YETI emote  and we will effectively destroy Adam
 BrowneePoints: Idk, like a good Fudge Shortbread cookie?
 GenericHerooo: 
 Tangsm: You know that scene in Mary Poppins when Mr. Banks gets fired and they cut his tie and bust out his hat? This feels like something that would result in that.
 RechargeableFrenchman: Is there a way to square a hypothetical? Like breaking the fourth wall within a fourth wall break, somehow discussing hypotheticals hypothetically?
OnyxOblivion: snip that bell
frank_the_great: Round em up
 e_bloc: clangle the jangle
 Austere_Squire: fire me, cowards
 kumatsu: Fire me from a cannon?
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 GlennSeto: woohoo, half an N64
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 Darleysam: nodding gandalf
 Gascitygaming: mr krabs with money for eye
Mister_BlueSky: "Under Construction" gifs.
 saucemaster5000: Dancing oogachatka baby
 shendaras: Yeah, I always liked the geocities always under construction.
ThorSokar: Cleary you need a Goku and Vageta face off gif
 Austere_Squire: show the class? or should i be scared?
 betweenmyself: YETI emote 
 mumblingpipes: this is good content
 electra310: The computer is protecting us
 SkylerRingtail: Google, ruining everything?
NimrodXIV: fuck webp
 TemporallyAwry: The real  are the overlays we made along the way.
 F1SHOR:  
ThorSokar: webp is garbage, and needs to DIE
 tidehollowcat: Had a bad day, and Let's Nope is already making my evening better.
 underhill33: google has been fully enshittified
 RechargeableFrenchman: YES
 Rhynerd: webp sucks.
 empyreon: @betweenmyself  is love,  is life
BrindleBoar: 
 Gascitygaming: perfect, no notes
 SymphonicLolita: https://clips.twitch.tv/UnsightlyAbnegateWrenchBudBlast-Bm8W38tjDqoW4i-A
 MegaDosX: Wow
 RechargeableFrenchman: Phenomenal
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: webp is a blight, webm can stay though, that one's cool
 jessieimproved: perfection
clarinetman: FLASHBACKS
 ButButTheJesus: YOU'RE OUR 1,000,000 VISITOR
OnyxOblivion: the official LRR Myspace
 F1SHOR: yep thats one way to make me feel all my 30 years
 gnomedeplume572:   
 lochnessseammonster: 
 RechargeableFrenchman: The level of cursed is over 9000
 GenericHerooo:  
 MegaDosX: Is it 2005 again?
 Seth_Erickson: is that loadingreadyrun dot myspace dot com?
 betweenmyself: @loadingreadyrun search To Catch a Yeti movie poster
 crono3453: wow, geocities looks good
 BusTed: @betweenmyself https://twitchemotes.com/channels/7832442/emotes/2052971
Misslinnythebaker: need those MIDI background music going
 raulghoulia: need a jingle
clarinetman: geocities.lrr.com
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 saucemaster5000: Are you the famous Tom from MYspace????
 Darleysam: can I just get like some MCR or Dashboard Confessional playing in the background
 VeryBadLifeChoices: yes I do miss the old internet sometimes
 Diabore: i hate all of this
 GlennSeto: Perfection
 Blakemcm: lawl
 Omthebox: oh this is getting out of hand
 TheWriterAleph: what the WHAT
 xantos69: If I give you bits... will you play the game and stop this overlay nonsense?  My brain can't take it.
 Darleysam: or like The Ataris?
 BrowneePoints: my Myspace had Mastodon music and a SUPER edgy Hollow Ichigo theme
 Pteraspidomorphi: "under construction?"
 DeM0nFiRe:  amazing
 thevikingbear__: What monstrosity have I walked in on?
 laundreydhull: eek. the shivers
 mumblingpipes: this kills the framerate
OnyxOblivion: rawr xd
 varmintx0: This is more frightening than anything that'll be in the game.
 ButButTheJesus: Tom would be proud
 HolyHadouken: Was Ben even born when Myspace was around?
 Gascitygaming: THIS is why i sub
 PipeSmokingOwl: I am so happy to visit LRR's Xanga from 2004
 gualdhar: GEocities, baby!
 SeaDiegoFC: this physically hurts
Boon_33: the horror
 dankmemeter: this is perfect for 2003
 kumatsu: MySpace was Old News by the time Ben was old enough to want one
 LadyLockwood92: This is *challenging* to look at.
 Tangsm: This isn't the horror game?
 Gulleko: now everyone set your stream quality to 160p for that true 2000's feel
Styxseus: Wait, this is not the horror?
 Masslost: thanks ben i just found out that myspace is still a running website
 mumblingpipes: Is this the horror game?
BrindleBoar: should've left it up
 Lyropithic: Spoooooky
 kumatsu: Lotsa Gore
 gibbousm: you're not Heather
ThorSokar: claravoyant
 Ivalenz_: Cleo
 El_Funko: they're A gods, not THE god
 TheWriterAleph: miss cleo
akundez: ms cleo?
 PipeSmokingOwl: ms cleo
 NotCainNorAbel: Miss Cleo
 BusTed: Cle
 HolyHadouken: miss cleo
 v_nome: Miss Cleo?
OnyxOblivion: Miss Cleo?
 Dromos_GHG: Miss Cleo
 MurphEP: The Long Island Medium
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/OptimisticSpotlessRaisinMau5-hcaJzkvIWWU0jCuM
 MitchTheQuaker: i like don cheadle more
 Sogheim: call me now for your free readin'
 saucemaster5000: Not God? Zuul's gonna shoot you off the rooftop
 MegaDosX: Are you Mr Cleo though?
 ButButTheJesus: Call me foah ya free reading now!
 xantos69: Is there a mister Cleo?
 GenericHerooo:    
itmightbemikey: I have a Ms. Cleo themed Tarot Deck
 SymphonicLolita: https://clips.twitch.tv/ImportantAliveLemurSeemsGood-hYA-B0_IRzXZkXOM
 korvys: Mind Freak Chris Angel
 jessieimproved: @Sogheim I heard that
cle0deen: me?
 betweenmyself: CAWL MEH NOW!
 saucemaster5000: Miss Cleo content warning
 kumatsu: Imagine cold call psychic readings from Miss Cleo
OnyxOblivion: if you need to talk about it, call Miss Cleo
 Sogheim: I haven't thought of Miss Cleo in years, wow
Despoiler98: EMPTY YOUR MIND
 Yolysses: But are you instead… Mrs. Frizzle?
 MegaDosX: Yeah, that's Ben's job
 kalira77: #dontbeashithead
 korvys: Adam is not Miss Cleo. He is however Mind Freak Chris Angel
 blip2004: I remember those commercials. I think I even have one on a vhs
 A_Dub888: !findquote head empty
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 Masslost: Miss Cleo had a documentary recently btw
 BrowneePoints: Hot Take: It takes zero energy to just be kind
Cptasparagus: uhh thats right not left
Fanklok: Remember those David Blaine parody videos?
 kumatsu: Adam's tall enough that I'd believe he's just hovering all the time
ThorSokar: Adam: The Swol Chris Angel
 CAKHost: Legally Distinct Dead Space
 HolyHadouken: calliope protocol?
 Omthebox: Ah yes. Neckbar. I missed you
 Mr_Horrible: CHEEZ-ITS
 kumatsu: stop putting shit on my body, David Blaine
 Darleysam: oh I quote that bit SO MUCH
 Darleysam: CHEEZITS
 Masslost: who could forget the masked magician
 Lyropithic: I forgot about those
 Brozard: I was thinking about John Edwards, that guy a South Park episode was made about
Fanklok: Can you check your ID, what ls your height
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: "Here's a hundred bucks, I owe it to your baby."
zer0killstreams: wow this is even more deadspace than the last time i popped in
 MegaDosX: She also took his health bar
 Saintnex: Oh right, we got space armor and how its even more dead space lol
 SymphonicLolita: hm
 0x6772: It's proximity-sensitive warning labeling.
 Mr_Horrible: oh that's pretty egregious 
 BusTed: One of those animated gif barrels.
offbeatwitch: magic radiation symbol
 BrowneePoints: Gotta remember to throw in God and a horse somewhere
 MegaDosX: Game pls
 laundreydhull: u lost ur "guy in the chair"   ?
BrindleBoar: cool technology
offbeatwitch: only shows up when you get close
offbeatwitch: LMAO
 betweenmyself: ☢️      ☢️       ☢️
patrick_stonecrusher:  
 Nigouki: oh right, remember the Chekov's Nukes we were told to inspect on our ship before we crashed? I wonder if those will come up again
 ButButTheJesus: oh yeah I noticed that texture on my playthrough too
frank_the_great: You've got ghost whales
ghost_waz: spoopy times 
 GlennSeto: For a second, I thought, it was our boy Isaac.
DarthRagnar815: And the Grammy for country song of the year goes to...
 mumblingpipes: AAA game
 TemporallyAwry: Like all good radiation warnings, only visible when it's too late 
 saucemaster5000: "Where is my Mind Freak"
Fanklok: this is very different from Deadspace, the health bar is horizontal
ReaperTitan152001: radioactive flashing...
Cptasparagus: one of the gay guys from David Blaine's Street magic is hosting a cake competition on netflix now
patrick_stonecrusher: yeah l was swimmin in tha Caribbean
 BusTed: guard break
 Austere_Squire: about that neck healthbar
patrick_stonecrusher: animals were hidin behind the rocks
 ButButTheJesus: y'arms off
 saucemaster5000: you ruined the michelin man's day
 Austere_Squire: his brain contained health gel
patrick_stonecrusher: yeah
 BrowneePoints: WKUK "Now you fucked up! Now you fucked up!"
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: healthiest necks in space
Boon_33: With your feet on the air and your head on the ground 
 Sogheim: you stomped that man and health fell out. ew.
theotherelephant: What is the ideal healthbar angle?
 GlennSeto: Did the boys mention if the Dead Space remake is on the docket or was the original too recent?
 Saintnex: I mean... was it??
 PharaohBender27: 
 laundreydhull: @austere_squire eh, yeah... erm, don't, don't worry about it.
 saucemaster5000: Do the Cake sons date the hot Mom cakes in a manor?
BrindleBoar: Yes.
 BrowneePoints: Some people are VERY good at making cake look like real objects
 blip2004: I kinda want to watch Is this Cake on mushrooms
 BusTed: 
 SymphonicLolita: they had that on a japanese gameshow too
 F1SHOR: yer dont leave us hanging
Cptasparagus: is a hotdog a cake?
OnyxOblivion: YES
 TemporallyAwry: When the cake is 50% fondant and icing, it's not really cake either way 
 mumblingpipes: TAKE A BITE
 MegaDosX: I think the Japanese game show was if something was chocolate
 Nigouki: You just bite it to find out, there's no harm in that
 betweenmyself: Is it CAKE!?! 
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: is it like that japanese show where they had to figure out what in a room was chocolate?
 on_and_awful: if that show teaches you anything, it's that we may constantly be surrounded by cake
 BrowneePoints: The Japanese Gameshow is objects in the room are made out of Candy
 BusTed: They have to identify it from like 30 feet.
 SymphonicLolita: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa yeah that's the one I was thinking of
 GlennSeto: "Sometimes they spontaneously combust."
 Mr_Horrible: I'm kinda surprised no one did a legit creepy-pasta about that. Seemed like some low-hanging fruit
frank_the_great: There's an old video of a Japanese gameshow where they made something in the room out of chocolate and the contestant had to find it.
 brainbosh: Yeah, the chocolate gameshow where they have to choose it and then bite it to find out
 blip2004: they make cakes that look like things and you have to guess if its cake or not
Fanklok: Ask Nicole
 LadyLockwood92: I guess I missed an episode. Did we find out what caused all this stuff?
EvilBadman: no they don't have a choice to not bake
 BrowneePoints: The japanese one isn't JUST chocolate
samwonk: So you can just not do any work and have a 50% chance of success, or you can do a ton of work and have a 50% chance of success.
 BrowneePoints: it's candy period
 saucemaster5000: Best japanese game show was the one where they had to be quiet in a library while horrible things happened to them
 shendaras: But was it cake?
 mumblingpipes: Ben you havent thought this show out very well
 Tangsm: So you could put a ton of work into a cake, or you could just plunk down whatever? Who would bake a cake?
EvilBadman: they are aiming to fool people in a set of items that are similar
 BrowneePoints: Silent Library @saucemaster5000
 BrowneePoints: they had it on MTV too
 kumatsu: HI NICOLE
 MAPBoardgames: Hi Nicole!
 SymphonicLolita: hi nicole
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa that gif of the guy really nervously biting the door handle then just grinning like a madman when it turns out to be fake has lived in my brain for over a decade
 F1SHOR: Hiiii nicole!!
 MegaDosX: Hi Nicole!
 ButButTheJesus: HI NICOLE
glowingnova: Hi Nicole!!!!
 on_and_awful: hi nicole!
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, Nicole!
 Gascitygaming: #TeamNicole
 Mr_Horrible: you will have to be more specific 
 A_Dub888: #TeamNicole
 electra310: Hi Nicole!
 DrBatman0: HI NICOLE
 lochnessseammonster: hi nicole!
 Saintnex: Hi Nicole!
 mumblingpipes: HI 
 Austere_Squire: greetings, Nicole
jessicaengle: Tea and Cake or Death?
 Electrodyne: Cellular Peptide cake... with mint frosting
 saucemaster5000: @jessicaengle You're lucky I'm church of England
 TheMerricat: "Three contestants are able to compete by baking a cake within eight hours which actually replicates the look of an object selected for that episode. Celebrity judges are then presented with three separate sets of objects presented themselves in sets of five of the same object. Amongst each set of five is one cake baked that day by one of the contestants. If the judges correctly guess which object is actually a cake, that contestant is eliminated from that episode."
 GlennSeto: Tough.
 BusTed: Usually it's a carousel of multiple of the same item, some of which are cakes and some of which are the mundane item.
 MegaDosX: Wow
 Saintnex: wow
 MegaDosX: What a goddamn waste
 Mr_Horrible: 10 grand to spot fondant from 50 feet seems like not the worst deal
 ButButTheJesus: BYE NICOLE
 GlennSeto: everything is entropy, I guess
 F1SHOR: nicole is such a font of wisdom
 HadesLeprechaun: so bake a crappy cake, then put super fancy icing on it
BrindleBoar: happy birthday
frank_the_great: Happy birthday to the ground!
 betweenmyself: Didn’t one contestant cheat by putting real taco materials on his taco cake and the judges allowed it?
 Pteraspidomorphi: I'm not part of this SYSTEM
 SymphonicLolita: THERE IS NO FRIDGE
 ButButTheJesus: Happy Birthday to tha GROOOOUND
 DrBatman0: What a great valentine's day present.  "Aww, Ben's calling me at work  "
ashesandmochi: wayne!
 BusTed: There is no fridge!
 couchboyj: Doesn't have to taste good then
 laundreydhull: Happy BRRdDay Two The GROUND!!!
 Mr_Horrible: wait, is that *that* clip?
 SymphonicLolita: that's such a good clip
 Mr_Horrible: that clip is incredible
 korvys: https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SarcasticScholarlyBeauceron-max-1mb.gif
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Half Life VR AI was an incredible series
offbeatwitch: my friends are all big RTVS fans
 F1SHOR: now im not going to trust my bday cake tonight
ashesandmochi: hlvrai was so good
itsr67: it's an incredible concept
 DeM0nFiRe: I watched a few videos of it, it is very funny lol
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 YawnLance: A night with the spoopy boys, 4 years of Let's Nope, and it's almost my birthday. A good way to spend an evening
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StygianAutomata: the bois!
 BusTed: Video in question: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYcpZJVmXvU
 Mr_Horrible: "insert the gatorade"
 Manae: My kid likes the "is it cake." Round 1 is all the bakers trying to guess what's cake or not. Those not eliminated then have to make something, and it's put with several real examples and the judges have to find the cake
offbeatwitch: the recent half-life: gnome edition was really good
BrindleBoar: foiled by a knee-high obstacle
 Mr_Horrible: *train whistle sounds*
 GlennSeto: These things are very thirsty for the protag's bosum...
 gualdhar: this story pipeline is tough to avoid
 on_and_awful: railroding? in my linear space game? it's more likely than you think.
Fanklok: The power glove?
 MegaDosX: Man, if I had telekinesis I'd be using it all the damn time
offbeatwitch: caution! there is danger afoot!
 GlennSeto: Eh, I hear it opens up after 40 hours
 BrowneePoints: Speaking of that JoJo theme, the next JoJo part of the Manga starts this week
 BrowneePoints: and I'm SO excited. Part 9 Baby!!!!!!
 Diabore: how many dicks were there?
 niccus: part 9 is just starting no big deal???
 Gascitygaming: third person aiming problems
 Nigouki: wat
 Nigouki: why he asplode?
 Mr_Horrible: honestly? Props
 gualdhar: so, Space FF7?
BrindleBoar: vented, very sus
offbeatwitch: bonk
 MegaDosX: That would be a hard left turn
StygianAutomata: did he just f off??
 BusTed: Just gave up I guess.
 Lyropithic: Surprise minecraft clone!
Lysander_salamander: oh well
 ShaneLeeAtk: He popped
 Mr_Horrible: I think he exited stage left
 quasi79fu: what guy??
ThorSokar: he just pathed in to the wall and EXPLODED
 Darleysam: climb that tower, scan the environment, thirty different markers appear on your new map
 MegaDosX: "Fuck this shit, I'm out" - that guy, probably
SxySamurai: He's all fuck this, I'm out
 saucemaster5000: Poochie went back to his home planet
 betweenmyself: Well, found the easy win.
Fanklok: I'd be more concerned if it turned into a cooking game
 Ritaspirithntr: What guy?
StygianAutomata: wait he actually vented lmao
 Rhynerd: Exited through a wall
 BusTed: jacob just doing tasks
 on_and_awful: what a sussy baka.
 GlennSeto: @megadosx I'd need a daily limit on telekinesis, otherwise my health could be in trouble
EvilBadman: this way? in this economy?
 Steel_Wish: i didnt know Graham was in this game
Fanklok: Why does the grabby power make dub step noises
 LadyLockwood92: Did we find out why shits fucked?
Lysander_salamander: stupid exploding enemies at knee-high
 betweenmyself: Open world rhythm dating sim…  Callisto Protocol
 quasi79fu: among us term
BrindleBoar: internet "culture" 
 BrowneePoints: it's idiot in japanese yea
 jessieimproved: baka is stupid/idiot
 saucemaster5000: Adam doesn't know? Well, we found the sussy baka
 Gascitygaming: it's the internet, everything's horny
 gualdhar: Hentai makes everything horny
 gnomedeplume572: No more horny than the rest of the internet
 MegaDosX: @GlennSeto It would depend on how it works I suppose. Like, would your proprioception expand to allow you to sense everything with your telekinesis, or would it only work on things you can see?
 YawnLance: Uh oh sussy baka alert
 on_and_awful: they're hiding their sussiness poorly.
 betweenmyself: Cause he vented in full view of a human 
 BrowneePoints: 3 Ninjas Kick Back!
 lochnessseammonster: idiots can be horny
 MegaDosX: @GlennSeto In the latter case it'd be harder to abuse like that 
SxySamurai: https://clips.twitch.tv/PerfectNastyDunlinOMGScoots-KD_OqzvEH7i9xtf1
 YawnLance: Heck yeah
 LadyLockwood92: Hell yeah. Soul Eater.
ghyllnox: Well b..baka is a lil horny in that it's tsundere
 I_Am_Clockwork: I've def seen it used as a horny term, yes
Lysander_salamander: I should watch the rest of Soul Eater
 Steel_Wish: soul eater gang
 SymphonicLolita: eeexcaaaalibuuuur
 saucemaster5000: Grape Nuts are very horny
 LadyLockwood92: I guess some kind of parasite?
 Gascitygaming: if you're horny and use a term, it's a horny term 
 MegaDosX: Horny is not limited by your vocabulary, only by your imagination
 CataclysmicReverb: Was this that one shooter that's supposed to be in the EVE universe?
 BusTed: take 2
 on_and_awful: he all like "No thanks, I smoke weed"
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Juliamon: CataclysmicReverb PUBG
 GlennSeto: @megadosx yeah, but I still would find so many excuses to not move my ass ... Benoit Blanc in the bathtub all the way
 MegaDosX: @CataclysmicReverb Oh my god Dust 514? I haven't heard anyone mention that one in a looooong time
 YawnLance: Anything can be horny if you try hard enough, just ask matthaus 
 Steel_Wish: really blew up in your face, huh
BrindleBoar: CataclysmicReverb no this was supposed to be in PUBG
 BrowneePoints: What Ben, as a 90s kid no love for 3 ninjas kick back?
 BusTed: daggers
 xantos69: make Ben play if he is gonna laugh at you
 BrowneePoints: where she yells "baka! Busu! baka baka busu!"
 saucemaster5000: Fungal Infection UwU
 Gascitygaming: tumtum!
Lysander_salamander: I haven't seen the sequel
 BusTed: rocky's boring
SxySamurai: Did you play the SNES game?
aerohydra: i like leonardo
 lochnessseammonster: whoa whoa whoa
 Dog_of_Myth: Adam spitting facts
 BrowneePoints: I LIKE Leo but he's not my FAVE
 saucemaster5000: What? Leonardo > Raphael
 ButButTheJesus: i... i like leonardo he's got the swords
ThorSokar: RIP Tommy
 MegaDosX: @GlennSeto I get where you're coming from. I'd probably be at risk of the same thing if I had telekinesis, so it's probably for the best I don't have it 
Drathak: Boring pick bro. I choose green ranger and optimus and leonardo as my favs 
 GlennSeto: Do not besmirch our fearless leader!
 quasi79fu: donatello is best turtle
 LadyLockwood92: He do be vibin tho
 BrowneePoints: even worse
Lysander_salamander: Well, more to say, I once tried to watch the sequel but turned it off near the beginning, at the baseball game.
 lochnessseammonster: well i liked rocky but only cuz my babysitter's daughter was a bully and "claimed" colt
 DrBatman0: Can you call Nicole to ask her about cake again?
 BrowneePoints: Colt is a dick
 on_and_awful: you heard it here, folks, Adam's a follower. what a sub.
 Gascitygaming: you let me know what you want done, i'll do it, end of responibileries
 betweenmyself: Sadly nobody ever notices the Clear Ranger 
 Steel_Wish: the other turtles can have blades too so Leo isn't alone
 betazed15: I haven't thought of those movies in forever...
 BrowneePoints: YOU CAN BE 12 AND BE A DICK!
Mister_BlueSky: How can you say something so controversial, yet so brave?
 Saintnex: I mean we give Cailou shit, and he's 4 so...
 saucemaster5000: Kids keep trying to bring into a cornfield
 Stormthius: I mean what about Danny in the Shining?
 MegaDosX: Wow
frank_the_great: Kids get a pass, except for Caillou
 TemporallyAwry: Has there been any in-story explanation for why there are so many radiation-barrels scattered around?
Fate_Reaper: How do you feel this game compares to dead space?
 betazed15: And brains are still forming, higher reasoning, etc.
 couchboyj: "Nice" kids are the ones to be scared of
han_cholo55: kids have zero filter or guilty conscience
SxySamurai: So when are you guys gonna play Thee Ninjas Kickback on SNES?
 BusTed: 
 YawnLance: Kids are terrible and also good, more at 11
 betazed15: Facts on Caillou
 Gascitygaming: @betweenmyself fun fact, played by a young John Cena
 GlennSeto: The Leo/Raph arc in TMNT 2007 was so good...
Drathak: Yes except caillou he knows what he did
 Mr_Horrible: credits are stored in the leg
 laundreydhull: true, we were never "nice".
 MegaDosX: I love how the player character in this game pulls off the nonchalant anime dodges like that
 Steel_Wish: [insert Caillou Shippuden joke referencing One Punch Man here]
SxySamurai: Yep
 betweenmyself: @gascitygaming well played…  well played
 laundreydhull: why?
SxySamurai: So many movie/tv based games on the SNES
BrindleBoar: someone's been making stew
ThorSokar: yep, I rented it from the video store back in the long long ago
SxySamurai: No shirt stream?
 SymphonicLolita:  ?
 MegaDosX: What'd you call me?
 xantos69: What are they filming that makes it so steamy?
 BusTed: @BrindleBoar 
 saucemaster5000: NEver saw the third one. Did Hulk Hogan just kick the shit out of those three ninjas kids?
 quasi79fu: wheres the couch??
 LadyLockwood92: Did Adam's gamgam come back?
 Mr_Horrible: "Channel-Changer"
 gnomedeplume572: "Flitcher"
 Stormthius: yea where'd the couch go?
 lochnessseammonster: clicker for life
 SymphonicLolita: brrrr
Fanklok: Clicker? I didn't know it was the 1820's
 MegaDosX: Look I think we can live with hearing the fan if it means you guys are more comfortable tbh
 betweenmyself: Well there was a Surf Ninjas Game Gear game that was “featured” in the movie Surf Ninjas, so I suppose anything is possible 
 DEATHlikescats: I’d rather hear fan than watch suffering
 Diabore: another new moonbase?
 Saintnex: wait, new moonbase?
 saucemaster5000: couches are fart banks
 betazed15: New moonbase??
 Gascitygaming: gives me RE5 vibes
SxySamurai: Should be able to find a decent and cheap one at a thrift store? Are those a thing in Canada?
 Mr_Horrible: it winds up being a system you don't really interact with ever
 tidehollowcat: Ah, so that's okay to talk about now?
 Dalrint: New moonbase?
 NightValien28: new moonbase?
 DarknessKingCoH: 
 ButButTheJesus: new moonbase?
 Steel_Wish: Couch Co-op Let's Nope when
 gundamschwing: New moon base when?
Khasi1596: He said it again lol
 MegaDosX: Aren't China talking about building a moonbase?
 notthepenguins: new moonbase?
 Diabore: did ben accidentaly spoil a thing?
Lysander_salamander: sort of like in Resident Evil 4, where you have to shoot the enemies more after head-shotting them.
OnyxOblivion: just play resident evil 5 again
han_cholo55: split screen coop is basically a dead genre sadge
 saucemaster5000: The Dark Pictures people are working very hard
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SxySamurai: I mean, the original creator of Dead Space did this game 
 Mr_Horrible: Couch Co-op horror is when one person plays the game and the other person looks like this 
 raulghoulia: i would love to watch an Adam and Ben Couch Co Op stream
SxySamurai: T_T
 Diabore: i did not hear an if
 Mr_Horrible: please explain, Stremer
 BrowneePoints: hey some of us are sarcasm blind
 Tripleyew: ‘Evening, Adam and Ben, and howdy all
frank_the_great: Good joke streamer
SxySamurai: Fuck me i guess 
 Mr_Horrible: *Streamer, fuck
 neebusjeebus: twitch chat doesnt gewt humor
 gibbousm:  
 quasi79fu: humor is subjective..sometimes people get the jokes..sometimes they dont
 DrBatman0: What about like... Drink More Glurp, but with mandatory screaming?
 saucemaster5000: Three hours of chilling on a couch
 Tree_san: Cardio time!
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 LadyLockwood92: Make sure to joke in the airlock
 Steel_Wish: you could co-op the Halo missions with the flood and pass it off for Let's Nope
 SxySamurai: I mean, a record company sued John Fogerty for sounding like John Fogerty
 Tripleyew: It’s nice of you to be patient with chat’s shenanigans, Adam. You’re a saint.
 SxySamurai: Awww, thanks for the giftsub!!
 Rhynerd: Can’t believe one of the people who killed space worked on this
 YawnLance: You star screaming at the beginning of the stream and you just don't stop
 GlennSeto: @ladylockwood92 Never joke in the airlock.
 DEATHlikescats: Would love seeing the autumnal rumble come back, maybe with couch commentary
 Stormthius: oh yes yes yes yes yes
 LadyLockwood92: Is she still suspicious of you for no adequately explained reason?
 saucemaster5000: careful she'll sick "The Boys" on you
 SxySamurai: Thank you @LadyLockwood92  
 DrBatman0: I think finding existing co-op horror games is tricky, so you need to find good Co-Op games, and make it Horror yourself
zer0killstreams: oh man i love the rumble
 Mr_Horrible: *to the tune of the OG transformers* "Ca-listo! Tenties in these guys"
samanthamaybe subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 32 months, currently on a 32 month streak!
 samanthamaybe: One month for every year of my life so far! What a happy jolly game to mark the occasion.  
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 dumbo3k: I wish decapitating the spitters actually stopped them from spitting.
 DEATHlikescats: It felt like a big effort
 tidehollowcat: Also there's been some weird stuff with the games
 Diabore: pretty much the only reason we had the previous ones is someone sent G the files, or G was sick for like 2 weeks
 SxySamurai: ITt
Lysander_salamander: Probably?
 GlennSeto: These things look properly viscous.
 definenull: we got eminem?
 Seth_Erickson: she thinks we're someone else I believe
 saucemaster5000: She saw you had a healthbar on your back and said "Nope!"
 SxySamurai: It's because he use to be married to Fergie
 betweenmyself: Perhaps because you are Sussy Bakas 
Lysander_salamander: Amnesia seems to happen a lot in horror games
myknorman: coming in late so pardon me, but where's the couch?
BrindleBoar: amnesusia
 Mr_Horrible: we were actually the calisto protocol the whole time
 DrBatman0: anemenesia means the irno content you blood can't remember things
frank_the_great: It is dark, and you are descending
 Seth_Erickson: or that we're doing something that we won't admit to
 Steel_Wish: Eminem ks my favorite video game cameo character
Haroldholmes25: @myknorman the couch was the friends we made along the way
 ButButTheJesus: game pls
 GlennSeto: Has Mandus found his kids yet?
 MegaDosX: You should throw the bomb at her
OnyxOblivion: i thought adam was teabagging for a second there
 Mr_Horrible: look, she doesn't have the Player-Character Buff
 SymphonicLolita: dun dun duuun
frank_the_great: Y'know what that wall reminds me of? Mad World for the Wii - what a game
 Diabore: us apparently
 Darleysam: yeah, you're John Callisto-Protocoln
 Seth_Erickson: we're the obelisk 👀
Rynehawk: its you ben
 Gascitygaming: what if the callisto protocol were the freinds we made along the way?
 on_and_awful: but like... what if tho?
 Darleysam: *Protocol
 saucemaster5000: it's a protocol for when callisto happens
 dumbo3k: Yknow, she wouldn’t have been fighting them alone, if she hadn’t forced us to walk
 MegaDosX: What is the Callisto Protocol? Wrong answers only
 Mr_Horrible: he finds a file with his picture, and discovers his name is actually John Calisto
 matthaus_c: congratulations Naruto, you truly are worthy of being the Callisto Protocol
 kakmize: the calisto protocol was the friends we made along the way
Spanked42: she could have just opened the door
Inspaders: the Calisto Protocol is the friends you made along the way
 Seth_Erickson: you boarded my ship
 SxySamurai: No, no it doesn't.
 SymphonicLolita: maam.....
Lysander_salamander: You boarded his ship?
 SxySamurai: You broke in you idiot
ChippTunes: Someone asked what’s scarier than enemies from Dead Space and the dev was just like “lumpy dudes”
 neebusjeebus: "wait a minute, this has just been all one The Callisto Protocol!"
 GlennSeto: The X-Files were Mulder's sister all along.
 omdorastrix: please, mr protocall is my father... cal me Cal
 Mr_Horrible: "We are not starting from even here, lady"
 DEATHlikescats: Better than calling it Jupiter Etiquette
Boon_33: she crashed your ship
 Seth_Erickson: we're not even in the slightest
 MegaDosX: "Um, actually, I have done nothing wrong" - this woman, probably
 LadyLockwood92: You *boarded* him! You don't get to be angry that he tried to kill you!
 DrBatman0: The real callisto protocol was..> A: Inside us all along B: The friends we made along the way C: Your twin parents
 Seth_Erickson: literally she's the reason we're in this mess.
 Diabore: we have better gun
 Nigouki: oooh, Bigger Gun
 Mr_Horrible: wow rude
frank_the_great: Jacob Calisto
 on_and_awful: welp. she gave us a shotgun. we're friends now.
Rynehawk: it means your the calisto project
 0x6772: Could she maybe tell us who we are?
 DrBatman0: "Thanks for the gun, attractive female lead"
 LadyLockwood92: Didn't they tell you that?
 Steel_Wish: imagine knowing names of people
 ButButTheJesus: its a Riot gun
 Rhynerd: Different receiver
 thatguysteve2709: how's game going?
 GlennSeto: Yeah, shotgun in a shooter is the BFF condition.
 Dalrint: that's the best gun in the game it's so nice
 AdamYMHMI: That gun is a riot!
 on_and_awful: good joke streamer
 Rhynerd: You have unlocked: long guns
 DrBatman0: that girl needs better awareness. "My name is..." doesn't mean "my name is", it means "What's your name?"
 SymphonicLolita: good joke streamer
 ButButTheJesus: I see you Ben 
 Seth_Erickson: Keep this Area Clean
Lysander_salamander: ok
 Nigouki: wait, fuck hold on. Jacob was the son of Isaac. IT"S LIKE THEY THOUGHT ABOUT IT WHEN THEY MADE IT
 on_and_awful: "splat"
 MegaDosX: Someone had some really bad tacos before coming here
Rynehawk: GOOPY
BrindleBoar: "splorch"
frank_the_great: It's about the duality of man
 BusTed: maybe they thought it was splatfest
 ThirdGames: I think they're trying to say "I shouldn't have had Taco Bell."
 GlennSeto: See, they had a couch and look what happened.
 SxySamurai: Looks like a Banksy painting
 jessieimproved: I think we'll put some happy little blood spatters here
 SquareDotCube: "Public Sanitation"
 Gascitygaming: too bad could have had a slippery when wet sign
 Seth_Erickson: Have we seen the big Warden of this place in awhile
ChippTunes: Lil Wayne?
 shendaras: You've gotten pretty smooth at ripping things out of people's necks.
Cptasparagus: hodor
 SxySamurai: @Seth_Erickson Nope
BrindleBoar: dramatic
 SymphonicLolita: 
 Steel_Wish: that guy looks like he rocked the Handlebar mustache
 Diabore: huh, i wonder what gate theyre all on the other side of
 AdamYMHMI: 1! 1 Spooky Thunder clap (ah ah ah ah)
 on_and_awful: does it? does it make sense?
 SxySamurai: She just bosses you around
 SxySamurai: Like WTF
patrick_stonecrusher: you got a whole pocket of bloddy neck bits
 BusTed: 
 betweenmyself: Well, guess we found Space Transylvania 
 Rhynerd: I don’t think this building has any holo projectors for the Warden’s preaching
 SxySamurai: Did you ever play the Darkness?
zeathean: try the crab rangoon
frank_the_great: There's a Far Cry secret ending like that
 DEATHlikescats: Ugh I’d haaaate it. 45mins of waiting
 DrBatman0: "Oh wait, I can log in remotely from here" *end credits*
EvilBadman: play farcry 5
 Mr_Horrible: I mean they kinda do that in Farcry 4
EvilBadman: wait no it was 4 right
 on_and_awful: we're "Shlepard"
 Seth_Erickson: Yeah we don't even get a 3rd arm like in RE8
 SxySamurai: There is a point in the game where your GF asks you to watch TV and you basically just sit there
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, 5 is the Utah colony
 Mr_Horrible: "Yeah I could take a bear in a fight"
BrindleBoar: trick question, melee is faster
 LadyLockwood92: I dunno. I know I missed an episode, but it really feels like they think they've told us more about Jacob than they actually have.
 Steel_Wish: your watermelon killing skills are impressive
OnyxOblivion: well i guess you have to put the other gun away? maybe?
 saucemaster5000: I'm sure the people at airsoft places are ultimate ninjas that don't fuck around
 GlennSeto: Real GOATs reload while dual wielding.
 TemporallyAwry: If you upgrade the shocky-stick enough, does it eventually turn into a light-saber?
 DrBatman0: @BrindleBoar yeah, but frowned on in airsoft
EvilBadman: 5 also has a early-game bounce out ending but it's not time based
 SxySamurai: Trick question, I'm dual weilding LMGs
Lysander_salamander: Kind of wish they'd give you more melee options
 Steel_Wish: calm down Salvador
 neebusjeebus: no, gravity hammer
BrindleBoar: DrBatman0 ya gotta punch the frown off 'em 
 on_and_awful: we have saber-lite.
 Seth_Erickson: but then gamers would complain that they can't cut through doors Ben 
 saucemaster5000: That is how the jedis invented them actually
Inspaders: and it would still work exactly the same as the crowbar
 DEATHlikescats: Unlock special cricket bat skin
 TheMerricat: I still don't understand why... as a prison.... you have 3d printing vending machines that let you make GUNS.
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: if you want waiting, they could do realistic 3d printing times. I just finished a 37 hour print, imagine waiting for that ingame
 GlennSeto: Dorksaber, from Mando
 Mr_Horrible: they lack vision
 SnowbirdMike: Because they know we are degenerate
 A_Dub888: !findquote coward
  LRRbot: Quote #6749: "Otaku Jeff is a coward!" —Cameron [2020-02-04]
 Seth_Erickson: What about the Nier developer? I don't think I'd say they're a coward
Inspaders: because they can't block warriors
BrindleBoar: Morrowind let you put plot characters down.
 SxySamurai: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa If I wanted to wait that long for something ot happen in a video game I'd start playing EVE again
 Seth_Erickson: or at least they're the least cowardly of the bunch
 TemporallyAwry: Back in the olden-days they'd let you do that and wouldn't even stop you from aking a bricked save 
 betweenmyself: Dead Space had the Foam Hand.  What would be the Callisto Protocol analogue to that?
 DrBatman0: I think you're on Hoth?
EvilBadman: one guy in 2002 killed a quest npc in morrowind and thst was it. all coward game dev thereafter
squ3e: was the thing from spaceballs a Swchartz-saber, or was it a lazer-schwartz?
 MegaDosX: Well, you know what they say, when you've seen one frozen wasteland on an alien planet, you've seen 'em all
 Gascitygaming: @squ3e it was a ring
 lackingsanity: that box isn't fleshy enough to be stomped
 Steel_Wish: bro why does outside look like Hoth at the beginning of The Empire Strikes Back?
 blip2004: Vivec just needs to be less of a target
 saucemaster5000: I'm convinced the dead space designer thinks all planets in space are snowy because it's cold in space
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 BrowneePoints: this fall
 Darleysam: I don't think anyone's ever finished Divinity
Delalelilolu: I dont think anyone has finished divintiy
 BrowneePoints: folks are thinkin August
squ3e: its so good
 SxySamurai: Yea, August I think
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I don't think anyone's finished Divinity, that game is so much game
OnyxOblivion: divinity IS a co-op game...maybe even...couch co-op...
 Seth_Erickson: @saucemaster5000 isn't this a moon
ThorSokar: That was actually because they watched Jesse Cox play the first part of the game for a test and he murdered everyone in the first town
 CanPlayGames: ok
 HadesLeprechaun: Divinity Original Sin 2 was phenomenal, played through the whole game co-op
 Gascitygaming: Is team streaming still a thing?
 YawnLance: No because you already own it smh
 kumatsu: Someday I'll get you the Saw Escape Room for your birthday
 SymphonicLolita: 10 cents per person collection plate
Rynehawk: like, uh, how many copies you need?
 Steel_Wish: 300 copies of Baldur's Gate
 iris_of_ether: Birfday!
 LaconicLad: one of these years I will finish the first .hack game.
 DrBatman0: Yeah, having a character that never shoots is also frowned upon in airsoft
 Lyropithic: Collectively, or does each person get you one?
 saucemaster5000: THe guy at the store said Neverwinter Nights was the one you wanted
 Mr_Horrible: no but I can get you Garfield Kart
 DrBatman0: Charisma build doesn't work at airsoft
Rynehawk: well happy birthday
 MegaDosX: I don't say this often, but YawnLance is right, you already own it you numpty 
 NightValien28: sure can, wallmart here has a baulder gate, even has horse armor
 xantos69: Why you gonna play it twice?
 Seth_Erickson: Can't wait to see Ben live stream accepting all 532 gifts of BG3
 kumatsu: gotta have a copy for Remy to play, too
Fate_Reaper: Wait wait wait… I’m beginning to think this game isn’t rated E for everyone
 raulghoulia: matt mercer voices minsc!
 CanPlayGames: Whens Bens-Day?
 Gascitygaming: What if 4 people from Lrr made their own characters and y'all played through co-op?
 BusTed: What if we got you a copy of Battletoads for the NES instead.
 saucemaster5000: No. Remy only plays gamer games
 AdamYMHMI: Ben has 3 BG3s
 A_Dub888: 
122 raiders from benjamin_wheeler have joined!
TurnOneForrest: your dog can play computer games?
 F1SHOR: Remy deserves their own computer!
 YeetTheRich_:   
 Steel_Wish: your dog can't?
 Gascitygaming:   
 SxySamurai: Ok, what's your Steam ID 
 LadyLockwood92: Welcome raiders.
 DarknessKingCoH: Sad day for him I guess...
 shendaras: 
 HadesLeprechaun: just based on Larian Studios history, Baldur's Gate 3 will probably be....rough....on launch, but they'll stick with it and it'll be good 6 months after launch
supernothing99: go for the eyes remy!
 BusTed: 
 quasi79fu: yes...im sure we said that
 InquisitorGaia: theres no way remy is old enough to play baldurs gate
 betweenmyself: 
 iris_of_ether:   
 niccus: ben's dog, whom we cannot name
 Mr_Horrible: it's true, if you scroll up you'll see the message 
 KevinTheShark: Don't put words in our mouths
 MegaDosX: Careful Adam, your nose is growing
EvilBadman: it's OK, dogs can't read
 saucemaster5000:   this one
squ3e: I dont think its a "fuck bens dog" in a "I dont like the dog" way...
 CanPlayGames:     
 DrBatman0: ah, but we like Nicole's dog...
 Tangsm: What class does Remy usually play?
 SymphonicLolita: wow damn
 AdamYMHMI: I'm sure that cage will keep them contained
 YawnLance: Wow chat
 Sibwow: nose big like garden hose
patrick_stonecrusher: gogo dancer
 MegaDosX: It's a Pinnochio reference you filthy casuals
 Saintnex: well its made out of wood and keeps growing for one
 saucemaster5000: Think Adam just smelled a rat
 F1SHOR: chat your making us look like the bad guys here
 BrowneePoints: I think it perfectly fits your face tbh
 Dog_of_Myth: Woooow chat
Zath_: Did you just imply there's something wrong with having a big nose Ben?
svent_fulgur: It's the spoopy bois!  
 Stormthius: why are ben and adam picking fights with us? 
 kumatsu: damn, they got one of those rave dance cages at this prison
 Steel_Wish: is Adam Pinnochio?
 TemporallyAwry: !findquote nose
  LRRbot: Quote #5798: "My nose is getting a tea enema." —Jacob [2019-02-08]
 Seth_Erickson: Damn chat really antagonistic today.
 SxySamurai: I just asked for a Steam ID so I could gift you the game you wanted, we don't discriminant noses around here
tsmtg: Chat tells it like it is.
 Mr_Horrible: Invaluable to survival of village
BrindleBoar: more like Let's Fight
 YawnLance: If they weren't trying to fight me I'd be sad
 Sibwow: when adam sneezes its like a rainstorm
Mister_BlueSky: This is not new behavior.
 MegaDosX: I can't believe Adam's never heard of Pinnochio, smh my head
Rynehawk: but you called in wheeler
 Austere_Squire: on let's nope, the streamers pick fights with you
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 YeetTheRich_: i come here to get dunked on
 Stormthius: I was being sarcastic I know what I'm in for here and love it lol
 Seth_Erickson: @Sibwow good thing Adam never sneezes
 Azralorne: fighting chat is Ben and Adam's primary objective
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: “Picking fights with chat” is Adam’s love language
 lochnessseammonster: on tuesdays we pick fights
 GlennSeto: Swords to Adam's nose, as the saying goes
TurnOneForrest: me at 10:00 before chili's opens
 kakmize: They're picking fights cause our dads don't love us no more
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 MatthewJudesGhost: The Let's Nope is the Barn Dance of the digital space
 SxySamurai: Are you trying to see if they still have genitals?
 thraximore: no bepis 
Inspaders: whoa, didn't know there are gogo dancers in this game
 AdamYMHMI: I'm glad the mutants have pants
 CataclysmicReverb: Thanks Ben, you got the Alexander music stuck in my head
 SxySamurai: Is that why you were down there for so long?
 Orlantia: look, it's either Ben and Adam taunt chat, or we have to actually pay attention to the... riveting gameplay
Boon_33: do the zombies dress to the left or the right Adam?
 MegaDosX: "It's a Unix system! I know this!"
OnyxOblivion: have remy and adam ever met
 niccus: there's riveting?
 YawnLance: Nah riveting is Dead Space, Orlantia 
 SymphonicLolita: hacking photosynthesis *clacking noises*
 saucemaster5000: It's voiced activated, passcode "Got it"
 Sibwow: no the dongs are normal
 DrBatman0: how can you hack withour your multimeter?
 SxySamurai: Asking the important questions
 HadesLeprechaun: it's all Ken doll down there
BrindleBoar: yeah it's 100% bad dragon down there
 crono3453: Just a single tentacle to shoot
 KevinTheShark: I think they have MANY
 YawnLance: I mean I didn't until you said it
 Seth_Erickson: twice subverted
 LadyLockwood92: It's 2023, anything's possible.
 Mr_Horrible: their dongs look like the space worms from Dreamcatcher
 on_and_awful: they don't need em. not how they reproduce.
 thraximore: they don't have the technology to open the cages
 LadyLockwood92: Cowards.
 MegaDosX: @YawnLance X to doubt
 betweenmyself: Antagonizing Twitch chat is just good business sense…  Look at all those subs! 
 kumatsu: Gogo will never die
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: the fact that the devs won't show mutant dongs also means they're cowards
 Saintnex: Game devs clearly cowards
RealCynder: meat pants.
 Seth_Erickson: He's got a force field 
 Steel_Wish: big brain idea for Couch Co-op Let's Nope. Gears of War, played on Nightmare difficulty
 LadyLockwood92: Man's set dressing
 saucemaster5000: what song is in the fella's head I wonder?
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: “I’m glad the mutants have pants” is a sentence that amuses me more than it should
 YawnLance: @MegaDosX Excuse me, I'm not Matty 
 BusTed: It's like the dunk tank guy heckling you.
EvilBadman: I'm in here... WITH ME
 DrBatman0: !clip
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 MegaDosX: @YawnLance You are one of his partners in crime
ChippTunes: “Aw shit Callisto is just chock full of lumpy guys, I wish we had some kinda protocol for this”
 KevinTheShark: That cage isn't to keep him in. It's to keep you out.
BrindleBoar: splorch
 SymphonicLolita: chomp
 shamblingkrenshar: Surely there was a better way to do that
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: load-bearing neck implant
 BusTed: Just needed to grease the wheels.
 LadyLockwood92: Chunky Salsa
 Mr_Horrible: and that was apparently all that was holding him in place
 Gascitygaming: it's not a blender, it's a ninja! 
 0x6772: His health bar was keeping the motor from moving.
Rynehawk: and that kids is how mcflurrys are made
 Seth_Erickson: A A ron done messed up 👀
 Orlantia: juicy
 thraximore: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa LULL
Fate_Reaper: Poor dude was only trying to fix the place…
 niccus: we really got to talk to osha about this
 MatthewJudesGhost: To shreds you say...
 CanPlayGames: Things are delicate
 MegaDosX: Now that's using your noodle
 thraximore: HUH
 kakmize: lol
 SxySamurai: Nice
 MegaDosX: lmao RIP
 Saintnex: wow that was kinda BS
 empyreon: Hoisted!
 BusTed: oopsie doodle
 LadyLockwood92: Bruh
 quasi79fu: haahahahaa
 betazed15: JEsus H
OnyxOblivion: welp
BrindleBoar: big splorch
 DudelidouX: LMAO
 Cunobelenos: Whoops
 BrowneePoints: CRUNCHY
 Earthenone: !findquote noodle
  LRRbot: Quote #8225: "Live like a noodle! Be the noodle!" —Heather [2022-09-11]
 SymphonicLolita: whoopsie
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 on_and_awful: mmm, chunky
 kumatsu: CW: Gore
 ButButTheJesus: I DID THE SAME THING
 NotCainNorAbel: too close to the sun
Delalelilolu: you touched that?
 shamblingkrenshar: That escalated quickly
 xantos69: Like salsa
frank_the_great:   
 BusTed:   
Rynehawk: osha would like to have a word
 whitebadgerwolf88:  
 Gascitygaming: I feel like we shouldn't be able to do that
 jessieimproved: That was well done
 HadesLeprechaun: oop, got a sleeve caught in it
GenericGuy2G: That hitbox was terrible.
Boon_33: OSHA violation
 LadyLockwood92: Did they get the guy from Tomb Raider
 lackingsanity: wow those fans are quite the workplace safety hazard
 Sogheim: k I'm out, have fun
 betweenmyself: Slightly less “yes Adam” 
 DrBatman0: Well... What are we playing next?
 saucemaster5000: Footsies need work
 Orlantia: watch your fingies
 KevinTheShark: GG EZ
 thraximore: You brushed it
 Loa_Ayizan: Look out... for that...
 earlgrey82: Let me show you how I lost my left hand.
 MegaDosX: That was some bullshit tbh
 matthaus_c: @YawnLance heard you talkin shit
 thraximore: with your air
 GlennSeto: *Welcome to Well There's Your Problem..."
OnyxOblivion: it used magnetism
EvilBadman: probably not fun, probably way too much reference watching of death
 TemporallyAwry: Air-Intake, guess it creates some suction
BrindleBoar: it's clearly giving the good succ
Lionhardt544: Good evening Nope boys!
 thraximore: it's like catching your tie in the car engine
 shamblingkrenshar: Its like a black hole. Once any part of you goes past the event horizon there's no saving you.
 crono3453: Maybe they shouldn't have open turbines on the floor
 Cunobelenos: Why you’re supposed to tie your hair back, not wear jewelry, etc.
 DudelidouX: I mean if capitalism wins there won't be any safety for that
ChippTunes: Adam it’s that kind of cavalier attitude that made OSHA exist
Lysander_salamander: Reminds me a little of levels from Rise of the Triad.
 betweenmyself: All right, Adam’s on Twitch Chat reading duty.  Prepare your Yetis 
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/OpenRudePoultryArgieB8-DHpBm2qaljWQ1Rs0
 HadesLeprechaun: they should have like...a railing or something. These weren't safe even before the mutant infestation
 GlennSeto: @brindleboar Cue the Spaceballs clip?
 MegaDosX: Man I can't wait until Ben accidentally dodges into the spinning death machine
 MegaDosX: Or that.
 KevinTheShark: Oops
 SymphonicLolita: womp womp
 varmintx0: watching that clip...you got totally cheated
 BusTed: How *did* they get in there?
 saucemaster5000: guess one game dev wasn't a coward
Boon_33: press L to get your arm ripped off
 Tangsm: It even has a shin high safety rail.
 Gascitygaming: I would have raged at the tbf, should not be something that can happen gameplay wise
Lysander_salamander: no Osha in the future i guess
 MegaDosX: OSHA would have a field day with this whole facility
  Juliamon: How did they get in there in a way that *stopped the spinny*
Inspaders: it's your mangetic personality
 thraximore: the real horror is the like of OSHA compliance
Delalelilolu: what even are they
 SymphonicLolita: safety guards are forr coward gamers
 Saintnex: Well this place is a giant walking OSHA hazard so that makes sense
Fanklok: Better call space OSHA
 LadyLockwood92: What did they kick Sposha off the moon?
 AdamYMHMI: That guy was the safety guard... they got mixed up on the terminology
 InquisitorGaia: safety is everyones responsibility ben
 KevinTheShark: OSHA standards have really slipped in the future
 betweenmyself: The real question is how he got in there without being instantly pulped? 
 GlennSeto: "Press F to pay with your arms..."
frank_the_great: The Gravity Gun ability is always satisfying
 Gascitygaming: Like if that can happen then we should be able to accientally run into the spike walls
 thraximore: 
 MegaDosX: Oh my god
 quasi79fu: lol
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
 MegaDosX: You got wombo comboed
snowyowlly: wow that hitbox is wild
 ButButTheJesus: i wish it made like a BZZZZZZ sound when they went in
 quasi79fu: wombo combo
 saucemaster5000: fool me once
 thraximore: I'll admit I was waiting for that
Quentastic: So, have there been any story developments since the the first stream?
frank_the_great: That was so quick
Rynehawk: today on "will it blend"
 Mr_Horrible: "See this is why we turn stage hazards off in competitive"
 SxySamurai: Get wrecked 
 DarknessKingCoH: Nice game, big fan
 thatguysteve2709: they are learning
  Juliamon: Quentastic Probably!
Lysander_salamander: it's nice that he continues screaming even when it's just his feet
 KevinTheShark: I didn't even SEE what happened there
tornpaige: this is because you badmouthed game designers
 MegaDosX: @Quentastic We're working with the thief lady from the beginning for some reason
 TemporallyAwry: What possibly reason would this death-trap of a room exist?
 niccus: because gamers take hours
 Mr_Horrible: "Time for gamer hours" *dies instantly*
 GlennSeto: This ought to be good ...
 thraximore: gaming!
snowyowlly: honestly I'm surprised that cutscene didn't kill you with how "close" you were
 HadesLeprechaun: at least Adam is justified from earlier saying "what if I don't want to explore the station"
 betweenmyself: Central platform looks relatively free of spinning death.
 MegaDosX: @TemporallyAwry This game has so obviously been designed as a video game level first and a reasonably realistic facility second, and this room really exemplifies that
Lysander_salamander: wow really precise with the knockback angle
 saucemaster5000: maybe if you touch the pillar he'll die
 niccus: bonk
Quentastic: @MegaDosX At least there's been some development
 Mr_Horrible: "Mama said knock you out"
 Earthenone: !findquote mama
  LRRbot: Quote #3409: "Yo mama's so fat... her vibrator run on three-phase." —Alex [2016-09-14]
 computercolinx: we got some gamers gaming right here
 SxySamurai: How'd he get in there
 KevinTheShark: These controls seem.... tremendously obtuse
 kumatsu: if you die splatting the turbine you die in real life
 GlennSeto: I do appreciate the attempt at innovation with the melee.
 KevinTheShark: It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!
 quasi79fu: he had the high grouuund
 betweenmyself: Seriously dude that got wedged in there musta had thighs of steel to not turn into pink mist BEFORE we got here.
 saucemaster5000: Are these the Pillars of the Earth Ken Follet won't shut up about?
 SxySamurai: @GlennSeto Same, I liked the critical shot feature
 KevinTheShark: Don't try it!
 BusTed: batter up
 Mr_Horrible: got him with the toesies
 Steel_Wish: Star Wars woulda been a whole lot different if Obi-Wan had a gun consistently
 BusTed:   
 Mr_Horrible: it's fuckin' wild to me that something as simple as stairs breaks the main combat system of the game
 thraximore: not worth it
 GlennSeto: @kevintheshark Star Wars would've been a very different series if Palpatine had put some random necromorph into that Vader suit.
 saucemaster5000: Okay, now touch the pillar to restore health
 thraximore: @saucemaster5000 
 BusTed: gotta play Lights Out to activate the panel.
 KevinTheShark: @glennseto It might've worked out better for him.
th3mpire: this is great date night content thanks
Haroldholmes25: reach out touch pillar
 GlennSeto: Vader or Palpi?
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Rynehawk: can we hope the sign earlier now says "0" for days since accident?
 Steel_Wish: capture the objective
 Mr_Horrible: "Kids are calling it 'The Turbine Game' and YOURS could be doing it right now"
 DrBatman0: 0 days since a turbine incident
 KevinTheShark: @glennseto Palp
 TemporallyAwry: I wonder what the audio-log on that guy was.  Like how'd you get caught in the wood-chipper-pillar
 MegaDosX: This as first date would be bold
 El_Funko: datin for a good time not a long time
 0x6772: Does the audio log that was keeping that motor stuck contain any wonderful knowledge?
Haroldholmes25: 
 saucemaster5000: Oh yeah, Happy Valentine's Day chat
 thraximore: what a great first date 
th3mpire: lol dating for over a year
 quasi79fu: maybe they just want to cuddle together on a couch for a first datae??
 Steel_Wish: a very based first daye
 WiJohn: LRR and chill
 lochnessseammonster: quick way to weed out the casuals
 betweenmyself: Adam and Ben are at BEST third date material 
 computercolinx: idk these boys can be wholesome good times
 SymphonicLolita: Our first date, comrade
 Steel_Wish: date*
 MegaDosX: #BenHasTooMuchPower
 omdorastrix: getting ready to run: good enough to watch on the first date
BreathlessIsTheHunt: I watched CTS yesterday for my anniversary with boo so yeah Id watcch this on a date
 Mr_Horrible: any crooners? Crooners in chat?
JusticeJuice: Cute couple watching a cute couple?
 TheWriterAleph: 
 quasi79fu: scar come save ussss
 ButButTheJesus: BEN YES
 thraximore: go off king
 BusTed: 
 MegaDosX: lmaoooooooooooo
 Mr_Horrible: saw that coming 
 empyreon:   
ratstronomer:   
 GhostValv: 
 KevinTheShark: Hakuna Matata!
 mumblingpipes: 
 TemporallyAwry: !highlight
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 DrBatman0: Are you trying to break them up?
 GlennSeto: I've spent many a date night watching you guys, but a first date... woof
7gorobei: 
 lochnessseammonster: 
 DarknessKingCoH: Woah is Elton John in studio?
 PipeSmokingOwl: completed.
IzlanntheLion:         
 Austere_Squire: love is where they aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrre
 Mr_Horrible: "Vagabonds?" someone got a word of the day calendar
 Pharmacistjudge: oh, we're smooching?
seanalpurvis: clap clap clap
 saucemaster5000: "Be Prepared" is the real sex song from the Lion King
 BusTed: 😤
 quasi79fu: where is aadam going?
 omdorastrix: Now kiss is a different stream ben
 on_and_awful: yo
 thraximore: 😤
 Mr_Horrible: we do a lil snort
 betweenmyself: Gimme kees pweese  
 PipeSmokingOwl: 
 lochnessseammonster: 
 shamblingkrenshar: Well that's getting clipped for the reel
 on_and_awful: *huff*
 TemporallyAwry: Anyone in chat a fan of breathing? 
IzlanntheLion:       
th3mpire:  
 mumblingpipes: i only exhale
 crono3453: Not here. Horribly deviated septum.
IncredibleFrown: i only breathe in through nose and out through mouth
VrolikSyndrome: The better to exhale out of, my dear.
ratstronomer: *sniff snorf*
 thraximore: a big schnoz is nice though
ThorSokar: wow, that one's IN there
 Austere_Squire: the protocol was the callisto we made along the way
 Pharmacistjudge: did not know i was walking into nose chat
 MegaDosX: Still can't believe Adam doesn't know about Pinnochio
 KevinTheShark: I'm exhaling through my gills right now. No nose nonsense here
 SymphonicLolita: I enjoy breathing through my nose, it is a rare pleasure of life
 YeetTheRich_: my nose is big because you make me exhale so much
 saucemaster5000: It's not big it's proportionate to that melon on a toothpick
 v_nome: Big nose, all the better to exhale through
 quasi79fu: wellll describe big... Is your nose the size of the Titanic??
 AdamYMHMI: Use your promo code to open the gate
Boon_33: Adam "the snozze" Savidan
 Mr_Horrible: use code "OPENGATE" for 5% your first subscription with Hello Fresh
Delalelilolu: what did he press?
 DrBatman0: To be fair, we only think you have a big nose in the context ofhating Ben's dog
seanalpurvis: Adam I will go on record of seeing you are absolutely adorable. also been
 BusTed: jk *tire squeal*
 LadyLockwood92: That woman is going to abandon you again, most likely.
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/PiliableBigEmuSwiftRage-q0Xbplc-p7qZ8w85
IzlanntheLion: no thank you?
BrindleBoar: yeah she's already gone
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: she sounds awfully chummy all the sudden
 GlennSeto: Look, if Adam's nose is big, Ben is a giant yellow bird
 thraximore: hello!
 TemporallyAwry: @LadyLockwood92 Before or after hitting you with the ATV?
 quasi79fu: hello
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/InnocentBoldToothOSkomodo-H0PWIXepFvulNEJi
 saucemaster5000: hi
Rynehawk: hello
 SymphonicLolita: hm
 LadyLockwood92: @LadyLockwood92 Prolly after.
 Pharmacistjudge: oh no.  ben is disconnected from the universe
 betweenmyself: Oh, Ben needs new earballs 
 KevinTheShark: Monitor?
 omdorastrix: moshimohi
 Austere_Squire: oh, the plant's dead
 quasi79fu: ahhhahaha
 thraximore: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 saucemaster5000: Adam quiet down
 DrBatman0: WHAT
ThorSokar: hard disagree
 GlennSeto: Are they in a helicopter?
Rynehawk: the irony
 Mr_Horrible: That Adam is in a tank under the stage like in the Prestige
seanalpurvis: I remember, I think you killed him here on stream
ghyllnox: F
 Pharmacistjudge: of course, that adam stayed quiet
 saucemaster5000: One of those clones you kill daily for 5 grand
 iDangero: Took it like a man
7gorobei: take a commercial break to fix it?
 DEATHlikescats: New Adam is adamant one
 DarknessKingCoH: And it was a revolver so they had to reload.
 quasi79fu: Can you hear me nowww??
 DEATHlikescats: *adamantine
 KevinTheShark: Is it me youre lookin for?
 lochnessseammonster: he only gets brought out for choose your own adventure books
 LadyLockwood92: Ben just fades out like Back to the Future.
Boon_33: having you tried singing?
 GlennSeto: You reloaded mid-execution?damn
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 Pharmacistjudge: ben...
EvilBadman: bengineering strikes again
 Mr_Horrible: although hearing that an Adam could withstand 11 bullets is also unsurprising
 betweenmyself: Meanwhile the other side of the moonbase is engulfed in flames 
 Pharmacistjudge: something to share with the class?
 SymphonicLolita: nuggies!
Inspaders: @Boon_33 he has. He's been singing Adele this whole time
OnyxOblivion: just pretend whoever is in here next did it
 ButButTheJesus: same Adam
 BrowneePoints: She's a Blue Heeler
 DarknessKingCoH: Its been around since the 90s
 Cocoathunder432: You gotta watch Adam
 niccus: ben you're not *that* young. or have a kid
 BrowneePoints: err Australian Shepherd? Blue heeler. Idk
 MegaDosX: It's a kids cartoon show
 YeetTheRich_: first three seasons are great, the rest is mid
 KevinTheShark: I've seen clips, but never a whole show. You're fine Adam
 TemporallyAwry: It's like Calliou, except good.
nokoryous: Bluey is the truth
 CataclysmicReverb: Louie is the Michigan version of Cailliou
IncredibleFrown: i watched exactly one episode of spongebob, the one someone uploaded to twitter
 Mr_Horrible: Daaaaahling you simply must
OnyxOblivion: is Remy not Ben's beloved child?
 Pharmacistjudge: Bluey is a early childhood show
 DEATHlikescats: Bluey comes outa nowhere with deep meaningful moments
 saucemaster5000: Only show worth watching right now has moms secretly dating sons
ChippTunes: Bluey is an amazing show but it is intended for young kids and families
 quasi79fu: hahahahahah
nokoryous: Hellz no. It’s still the truth tho
 DEATHlikescats: It’s good for family viewing
 Mr_Horrible: we're about to get spaced
 InquisitorGaia: uppies?
 thatguysteve2709: do not watch it. as a parent it makes me feel like a bad parent for having my kids watch TV.
 on_and_awful: unda presha! pushing down on me
skrt_01: I don't have kids and I think the show is great
 Seth_Erickson: @saucemaster5000 this show is incredibly cursed, truly despicable television
 Steel_Wish: realistically, watching Spongebob is laughing at the dumb jokes you missed as a kid and finding the scenes where meme formats are created
ChippTunes: Great examples of positive parenting and playtime
 saucemaster5000: One of these days I'll watch that Simpsons show everyone says stole all my jokes
OnyxOblivion: i only show my kids Let's Nope
 Mr_Horrible: literally getting "the bends from space"
 Pharmacistjudge: bluey gets kinda real sometimes
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Spongebob is worth looking at as like, a cultural bedrock I think. Those first few seasons are gold
 betweenmyself: You’re in a pressurized suit so…
 TemporallyAwry: Presumably your exo-suit regulates pressure 
 KevinTheShark: If Beej has taught me anything, it's that a TV show recommendation means absolutely nothing
 BrowneePoints: Valsalva Maneuver
 BrowneePoints: for Adam
 quasi79fu: coool statues
 MegaDosX: Everyone has a method for equalising the pressure in their ears
th3mpire: 
ThorSokar: your suit is pressurized, it's just lowering the pressure outside your suit, so you don't experience sudden pressure change / wreck the room
 MegaDosX: Oh no, Weeping Angels
 DEATHlikescats: Would feel like frozen sinuses. Just pure torture
 Mr_Horrible: 8:30 local?
 niccus: yowza
 BusTed: 10 hours?
 TemporallyAwry: Timezones are a heck of a thing 
Easilycrazyhat: Oooh, big layover?
Veste: wow that sounds awful
 MadWolf1290: YYV -> PHL?
 Mr_Horrible: cuz you're losing 3 hours too
 saucemaster5000: Do you layover on the moon??
 Uzumaki15: Sounds about right
 El_Funko: oh is that a long flight?
 lamina5432: I'll enjoy seeing you for a second time so good luck
Haroldholmes25: It's also +3 hour time difference yeah
 Pharmacistjudge: i'm just hearing "ben is arriving at 8, that means party at 8:30"
Khasi1596: I just flex that inner ear muscle
 SymphonicLolita: love that eastward travel
 NotCainNorAbel: Why'd we have to transfer in Atlanta twice!
patrick_stonecrusher: yusssss smasshh tthhheeeemmmmmmmmm
 BrowneePoints: Also Adam, the Valsalva Maneuver(the plug nose breath out thing) also helps slow your heart rate
 DrBatman0: Those frozen things are just standing there.... MENACINGLY
 iris_of_ether: There's like 2-3 hours time zone difference though, yeah?
 Mr_Horrible: still a long-ass flight tho, my condolences to your legs
 BrowneePoints: real good for panic attacks
EvilBadman: at least you won't have to deal with eagles fans
 LadyLockwood92: North America big.
 I_Am_Clockwork: I just had the same kind of thing earlier this year
 shamblingkrenshar: Oh okay with the timezone difference that makes a bit more sense.
 Mr_Horrible: "I. Hate. Statuary!"
 I_Am_Clockwork: going from west coast USA to East coast usa suuuucks
 KevinTheShark: Being thorough works I guess
 Mr_Horrible: truth
BrindleBoar: big same
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I'm actually heading up to the area a week *after* and I'm kind of grumpy the two don't align
 computercolinx: the seats got smaller too
 TemporallyAwry: At least it's a direct flight.  I don't think I've ever made it across NA without at least 2hours of layovers.
 AlucardMarkov: So who else is going to Philly Ben?
seanalpurvis: you and Adam are both fun size
 iris_of_ether: I developed flight anxiety!
th3mpire: get the emergency door seats
 Spacepup: Yeah, used to love sitting down in the floor so I could stretch my feet and playing Gameboy.
 Mr_Horrible: I literally can only stand flights as well as I do because I can fall asleep literally anywhere
 jessieimproved: I am still a fun sized adult, even in my 40s, but I am quite short
 quasi79fu: man adam dislikes art
Boon_33: ghost statue!
 KevinTheShark: I guess it's worse now you have to actually worry about the planning and scheduling of flights
ThorSokar: yea, my chest hurts for like 3 days strait after a flight, my shoulders do NOT fit in an airline seat
 saucemaster5000: Last time I was on a plane flight I happened to sit next to a game tester who pointed out all the things he'd do to break the tetris game I was playing
 lochnessseammonster: i'm still a fun sized adult
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 Mr_Horrible: but they took away my in-flight crossword puzzle and I'm big mad 
Cptasparagus: @BrowneePoints so does the Riker Maneuver
 matthaus_c: dodge perception > depth perception
 raulghoulia: love the bonk noise
 niccus: i think as our generation gets older, it's useful to watch spongebob to have a shared media base to bond over
 laundreydhull: 
 thraximore: that sounds awesome
 AlucardMarkov: What are you going to do in Philly?
 BusTed: what an obnoxious individual
 Mr_Horrible: no jury would've convicted you
 DEATHlikescats: I’m so sorry
 YeetTheRich_: i'd love that actually
 SnackPak_: woof
 saucemaster5000: It was both interesting and incredibly not interesting
 TemporallyAwry: Congrats on surviving sharing a flight with Satan.
 El_Funko: sounds like a casual t-spinner
 Omthebox: Aggressively uninteresting
 jessieimproved: I'm a software engineer, if I sat next to a game tester we would annoy the rest of the plane
 BusTed: Do not perceive me.
 Mr_Horrible: yuuuup
 laundreydhull: breaking Tetris 
 NotCainNorAbel: headphones and a book
 KevinTheShark: What's he gonna do? Find the SUB OCEAN!?
 lion_byte: "personally, i would've rotated that T-block"
 betweenmyself: Have you ever tried pressing…  UP? 
JusticeJuice: Saw a 4 player tetris board game.
 Ferisar: more like the callisto scrotumcall
 matthaus_c: idk man T-spinning came up somehow
Inspaders: one block at a time
 El_Funko: my IEMs go in before I board and only come out once I've disembarked
 CururuGuasu: I had a flight last year where a hippie was behind me playing/tuning his guitar for most of the flight
 Mr_Horrible: I'm fine with niceties but if you start a conversation I'm swearing vengeance against you
 Ferisar: i breaka da tetris
 Cocoathunder432: Sometimes a flight buddy can be kinda nice though
ChippTunes: a hammer
 saucemaster5000: Spamming buttons, Try to get object collision to fuck up etc.
 WiJohn: How do you not know after a full plane ride?
epsilon_vee: @KevinTheShark now that would be something
Mister_BlueSky: There's a reason I like big VERY OBVIOUS headphones. Like a "please don't talk to me" sign.
 0x6772: Wow. She waited?
 Steel_Wish: mans back on Hoth and going into a Walker
 laundreydhull: rude
 Mr_Horrible: "The weather, eh?"
  Juliamon: yeah, I always go for a window seat because I have a bladder of steel and don't want to interact with anyone ever
 computercolinx: my orange IEMs don't do the trick sometimes
 niccus: that's a technique! that's why TGM eventually forces your piece to lock even though there's a grace period if you spin ag- *kicked out of airlock*
 iris_of_ether: As a femme on a plane, I had a dude see a 'how to write characters' book I was reading (as RPG advice) and he basically just started asking me about what sort of book I was writing... -_-
 DEATHlikescats: She got BEEF
 neebusjeebus: exist?
Haroldholmes25: cool loading screen
 laundreydhull: guys, let's bail on her
 Mr_Horrible: Stopped her from stealing our shit 
 quasi79fu: crashed her onto the planet???
 raulghoulia: Jacob already crashed a starship. don't let him drive
 Ferisar: you've done the big drugs
mulligan2six: Me on a road trip with my ex
 Ferisar: the marijuana
 SymphonicLolita: headphones + sunglasses + mask is the pro strat
 LadyLockwood92: "I have beef that I will never explain." Is not great story telling, tbh.
 DEATHlikescats: Did you dump her sister?
 laundreydhull: she could be the bait
 SnackPak_: have fun!
 Mr_Horrible: "Just listen to the radio while I'm gone"
 laundreydhull: booooo
 KevinTheShark: Will she? Will she be back!?
 DrBatman0: HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR BACKSEAT DRIVING!
 BusTed: Don't worry, I'll crack the window and leave your favorite music on.
Easilycrazyhat: Ain't that your ship?
 LadyLockwood92: Like...what is her motivation?
 DrAegirinePyrope: Is she the one you opened the door to eject her into space at the beginning?
YeomanAres: she's the one who caused your ship to crash and your friend to die
  Juliamon: also you know what makes long flights better? edibles
 Nigouki: she ain't leaving without the loot
 lesbianpunkpyromancer20: her voice actor sounds really familiar?
 niccus: is that your regular ol ship or your otp
 0x6772: Here comes the rock!
 thraximore: the aliens
 Cocoathunder432: RIP Dani
 TemporallyAwry: Plots that would be resolved if the adults could communicate like functional human-beings.
 thraximore: is my guess
 betweenmyself: To be fair if you had just allowed her friends to kill you aboard your ship she wouldn’t be in this situation.
 notthepenguins: you brought the mcguffin here of course
 MadWolf1290: It.
 Seth_Erickson: how she killed his friend
Boon_33: follow that Dame!
 computercolinx: omg is it plot time
 lion_byte: hell're
KeytarCat: The obelisk
 Mr_Horrible: we were transporting her imported smutty wall-scroll
OnyxOblivion: @lesbianpunkpyromancer20 she was in The Boys IIRC
JusticeJuice: He's a clone?
 Seth_Erickson: obelisk obelisk obelisk
 SymphonicLolita: o-bel-isk
Inspaders: she didn't get the full tour the last time she was on the ship
 Ferisar: it's actually a monument
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I feel like their relationship is far too friendly for how they've previously interacted?
 JosephDeath: Either you brought the Macguffin, or you were like smuggling people or something
 Seth_Erickson: if we chant hard enough we can will it into existence
 TheWriterAleph: what if it's just *A* big obelisk that looks nothing like the Marker?
 Steel_Wish: Obelisk the Tormentor?
 DEATHlikescats: Give us big rock phalus plz
OnyxOblivion: Marker-kun
 lesbianpunkpyromancer20: @lesbianpunkpyromancer20 thanks!
 Mr_Horrible: sorry, only got an Asterisk in here 
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: given that she blew up his ship and is the reason he was falsely imprisoned
 laundreydhull: you can't just bail on us when we were thinking about doing the same to you!!
ThorSokar: common big rock, or AT LEAST a case with a big rock logo on it
 lion_byte: gotta witness the obbies
 betweenmyself: So is copilot buddy gonna be mutated now?
 DEATHlikescats: @mr_horrible haha! If only!
 Ferisar: the sharpie
 BrowneePoints: Marker-Chan
 SymphonicLolita: obelisk? monolith even??
 saucemaster5000: THe... bobelisk
ChippTunes: Behold! The Morker!
 jessieimproved: donde es el obelisk
 DrBatman0: obe...licks-deez-nuts!
 KevinTheShark: No, he's just called Dwayne Johnson's now.
IncredibleFrown: we call it...the pencil...
 Seth_Erickson: We call it The Coordinate
BrindleBoar: The Dongle
 0x6772: And then you'll have to move it around for 80 minutes.
 LadyLockwood92: We call it...Greg.
Boon_33: el largeo rocko
 kumatsu: you were transporting the waypoint system they didn't put in the game
 Kipstar: she playin pillball
 Ferisar: me trying to crack open a pack of oreos
 DEATHlikescats: @brindleboar gotta Bongle it, if so
 BusTed: She's loosening it for you.
 laundreydhull: leave her to suffer in her loop animation
theotherelephant: Look everyone knows an obelisk would be a bit trite here -- it has to be at least three obelisks.
 thraximore: hahaha
 Pharmacistjudge: hyper grab
Fanklok: "The place of interest identifier"
EvilBadman: give her like a three minute break
Inspaders: why was there hand cannon ammo on your ship?
 Steel_Wish: quick Pinball break
 AdamYMHMI: The it she came here to see is if someone beat her high score
Boon_33: must beat... high score
 DrBatman0: why not pass the time with some squats. It's leg day
 computercolinx: aliens
 thraximore: you'd think she'd eventually try something else
BrindleBoar: been kicking ammo out of dudes' stomachs
 saucemaster5000: It's prison, criminals have guns forehead
 Seth_Erickson: had to see that antique pinball machine with her own eyes
 notthepenguins: bit of a gun nut arent you
 KevinTheShark: Bullets in space is kinda weird tbh
 betweenmyself: Immersion destroyed! 
 LadyLockwood92: Dude. What the fuck.
Inspaders: hay man, you were supposed to just be a transport ship
 notthepenguins: these people are so bad at interacting
 laundreydhull: it's not like he knows what it is.
 SymphonicLolita: The Incident (tm)
 Nigouki: wait
 Seth_Erickson: Obelisk Obelisk Obelisk Obelisk Obelisk
 Nigouki: We're not on Europa
 Gascitygaming: was she also a prisoner? cause she has a health bar?
 Nigouki: Europa is off-limits, the obelisk said so
 SkylerRingtail: So, Dead Space 3 hallucinations
 laundreydhull: oh, he's- is he hallucinating?
 beckstromsavestheday: YO!  Is LRR coming to C2E2 this year?
 Mr_Horrible: crimp?
 BusTed: was it... was it you?
 SymphonicLolita: F
 Ferisar: sorry i chewed on them
 niccus: who could it be
BrindleBoar: F
 LadyLockwood92: @laundreydhull Yeah
 MegaDosX: OK the name of this game is making a bit more sense
 DeM0nFiRe: Sorry, I was hungry
Inspaders: #blamejames
 thraximore: mom said it's my turn with the obelisk
ghyllnox: F
 SnackPak_: o7
 DEATHlikescats: Chewed through?
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: at least we're past the point in game history where her armor would have an exposed midriff
BrindleBoar: headfuneral
 DarknessKingCoH: Oh yeah Ian was going to fix them on a TTSF
 NotCainNorAbel: on the next TTSF
 GlennSeto: Didn't even buy them dinner.
 tidehollowcat: RIV, headphones
 quasi79fu: nice timing
 DEATHlikescats: Byeeee
 MegaDosX: If Europa is mentioned then this has to be on Callisto proper, hence Callisto Protocol
 lion_byte: o7
OnyxOblivion: Ads! In! Space!
 TemporallyAwry: Could it be the chair's arm-rest?  Caught and guillotined the cable?  Also TTSF materials?
 quasi79fu: very true megadox
 Ferisar: @MegaDosX please, calisto was my father, call me jupiter's moon
 Steel_Wish: ok now that they're gone, let's start saying nice things about them and everyone here
 MegaDosX: @Ferisar Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down? 
 Ferisar: don't dox the moon
 Ferisar: it'd be rude
 LadyLockwood92: Adam was right, video game stories are bad...
 MegaDosX: It'll be fine, Jupiter has literal dozens of moons
 quasi79fu: not all video game stories are bad
 quasi79fu: God of war ragnorak had a great story
 quasi79fu: i sorry if i being rude
 Ferisar: this game has a lot of beat for beat dead space stuff going on in basically every part of it so it's just par for the course as far as i'm concerned
 saucemaster5000: A dinosaur's story
 betweenmyself: Sadly the stream had to be paused when Ben realized he had an intense headphone kink 
 notthepenguins: the game is basically just Literally A Dead Space and delivers that level of quality from what I can tell
 GlennSeto: What else is new?
 El_Funko: please, my father is the calisto protocol. call me cal
 Pharmacistjudge: who at the paopu fruit?!?
 KevinTheShark: You were already entwined.
 BrowneePoints: ouro boros
 Going_Medium: Don't cross the streams
 MegaDosX: Ourobouros
 notthepenguins: ourimborous
Lysander_salamander: well, that's descriptive
Inspaders: I'm pretty sure that's just 69
th3mpire: just smooch and get the tension over KEKW
 saucemaster5000: The dream -- ouroborosing yourself
Easilycrazyhat: Omnomnomnibouros
yuan42: ben im painting a 40k immolator, and, hoo boi
Fanklok: Ouroboros is one snake
 thraximore: 
 neebusjeebus: KEKW
 Stormthius: I'm more worried about your guy's date
 Seth_Erickson: it's the laughing guy
 Seth_Erickson: yeah
Amentur: The wheezing laugh guy
Lysander_salamander: how quaint
th3mpire: shh she is still in the bathroom
yuan42: LRR getting bttv/7tv emotes in the future? PauseChamp
 Ferisar: damn ben went over the 30 hump and became 60
 saucemaster5000: Memes are for people under 30
 SymphonicLolita: 
OnyxOblivion: the last meme ben saw was cheezburger cat
 niccus: huh, the kekw guy died two years ago
IncredibleFrown: meme maaaan! come together with your hands!
 Ferisar: jinx @saucemaster5000
 notthepenguins: i like my memes but the twitch names for memes are always a mystery to me
 kumatsu: Ben doesn't know things. Head empty
 KevinTheShark: Ben just kinda invents his own memes and we all just go along with it
 ghizmou: I have bad new Ben
Lysander_salamander: I still use lolcats
ThorSokar: but I am le tired
 BusTed: all your base, amirite
 mumblingpipes: cheezburgewr cat was canceled
 DEATHlikescats: Rip lil guys grumpy cat et al
 Steel_Wish: are Rage Comics still a thing?
 ButButTheJesus: hokay
JaymicUnyielding: It's a leoplurodon, Charlie!
 computercolinx: Le trolled
 DrBatman0: Wait until you hear about "Do yu no de wai"!!!
 Lyropithic: Lore dump soon?
 lion_byte: ever heard about that cake? what a lie, amirite
 quasi79fu: uhh there has been plot
 saucemaster5000: 30 minute monologue by Kojima himself
 LadyLockwood92: Yeah, it really feels like that's gonna happen.
 DEATHlikescats: It’s good you are prepared for the dump
 betweenmyself: Ben introduced a great many Bussers to the wonder that is sixty minutes of random Thwomp aounds
 Nigouki: wait i took too long on break, what was she looking for? bioweapons and then what?
 thatguysteve2709: its the scene from drag me to hell of story
 DrBatman0: hey Ben... ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! HAHAHA
 TemporallyAwry: Oh right, did we ever listen to the audio-log from the wood-chipper room?
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: have you heard about John Freeman, who was Gordon Freeman's brother?
GreatGodOm: Does this game have anything to do with dead space? Or is the similarity purely coincidental?
 LadyLockwood92: Nothing has been explained.
 DarknessKingCoH: You could say it's been a lot of Dead Space. 
th3mpire: 9 hours of plot in 10 minutes time
 DrBatman0: It looks like someone set you up the bomb!
 Enki1256: Likely
 BrowneePoints: Ah okay so the Laughing guy is a Spanish Comedian named El Risitas and he passed away in 2021
 SymphonicLolita: plot vomit. right at the credits
 DEATHlikescats: Here’s hoping it makes any sense
 saucemaster5000: Only Marvin Gaye knows what's going on
BrindleBoar: yeah this is a "you don't know what's actually happening until the final cutscene" game
 DEATHlikescats: Just getting bioshock vibes
 GlennSeto: "Marker my words, if you will..."
 KevinTheShark: It's gonna be a late stage M. Night Shamylan plot twist
 LadyLockwood92: Things have been thrown at us, but nothing has been followed up with an explanation.
 Steel_Wish: it actually ends up being a novella explaining the plot in the end credits of the game
BrindleBoar: *maybe* penultimate cutscene before the final fight
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @SymphonicLolita Ah, just like Shyline, where the first act takes 2 hours, and the second act is concept art during the credits?
 DrBatman0: gonna be some "Would you kindly" type stuff...
 LadyLockwood92: *So do we, game!*
 Ferisar: he said bruv to us
 Ferisar: we were mates
 saucemaster5000: knew him biblically
 TemporallyAwry: Look, when a man gives you his shiv, you're bros from life.
 SnackPak_: 
 0x6772: Really more like Elias was using Jacob, but hey.
 brainbosh: Have you done it to someone who wasn't already dead tho?
 BusTed: 
Lysander_salamander: ok game.  Scolding us for doing the things you make us do.
 notthepenguins: i dont really know what this gains from keeping it secret, because like... the origins arent part of the horror atm?
 betweenmyself: I used a clean knife!  You used a crusty KFC spork!
 notthepenguins: sex
zer0killstreams: sex
 itira: Hello everyone 
 lackingsanity: boned
ghyllnox: It means they banged
 saucemaster5000: You know, like the bible
  Juliamon: like Adam & Eve
 Cocoathunder432: they doinked?
IncredibleFrown: it means they went to the same bible camp
 TruPhantomAngel: Happy Horror Day!
ghyllnox: No Ben that's docking
 lion_byte: 
zer0killstreams: BEN
 TemporallyAwry: That is the bibel's euphemism for it.
7gorobei: it means one time at bible camp, yada yada
Lysander_salamander: is there a store nearby?
 YeetTheRich_: 👉👈 biblical?
 gualdhar: Biblically refers to Biblically accurate angels
IncredibleFrown: it means one of them held up the other's skull and said "alas"
 laundreydhull: @betweenmyself how do you "crust" a KFC spork?
 Seth_Erickson: Ben I think you're thinking of the guy that was left in charge of us not the Warden
 Cocoathunder432: Don't hit the sad robot
 Steel_Wish: blah blah Bible Camp, Blah blah gaping anus, yada yada
 neebusjeebus: system of a down
 gualdhar: Ahab?
 BusTed: Captain Power Glove
 Lyropithic: All your base are belong to us?
 laundreydhull: cpt. dingus
 DEATHlikescats: The cheat is GROUNDED!
 TheWriterAleph: captain. jean-luc picard of the uss. enter. prise.
 saucemaster5000: The cheat still throwing lightstick raves in the year of our lord 2023
BrindleBoar: captain necromorb
Boon_33: captain jerkov
 betweenmyself: “Knew him biblically”, derived from the strange “bibble” noise it makes whenever you have sex…  Right?…  Anybody?  
 DarknessKingCoH: Captain Witwer
 DeM0nFiRe: Good old Captain Seargant Soldier
 DEATHlikescats: AOL?
 SymphonicLolita: dial-up???
 Nigouki: why is there dial noises in the future
 laundreydhull: Captain Dial-Up
 TemporallyAwry: Also - I know it's just a reused corpse-model.  But can you imagine a scifi-prison where all the guards were clones of the Warden?
 itira: 
 SymphonicLolita: "get off the phone I have to use the internet"
 SymphonicLolita: hm.
Lysander_salamander: That's some funky proportions
 BrowneePoints: I think it's the helmet
 KevinTheShark: God forbid anyone made a phone call while someone was on the internwt
 Tangsm: Tiny hands.
 SnackPak_: so smart
 itira: ya big head
 saucemaster5000: She's a T-REX!
 DEATHlikescats: tiny arms n legs
Boon_33: xenomorph confirmed
 BrowneePoints: I think it's the helmet and shoulders
 Ferisar: the suit makes the legs large
 gualdhar: big head, big legs, widdle baby torso
 Steel_Wish: Napoleon gang
Orxolon: they have the deadpoll arms
 SymphonicLolita: wrists should be right at groin level
 madtycho: they decided she nmeeded ot be hobbit sized
 saucemaster5000: She can't see us if we don't move...
 betweenmyself: My arms are NOT that short 
Easilycrazyhat: Is the glass magnifying her face?
Orxolon: hands i meant
Lysander_salamander: Is it the fov that is making her look so tiny?
ashesandmochi: i have broad shoulders and can confirm as a 5'2" asian my arms would also look Short
 thraximore: 
 Steel_Wish: lmfao
yuan42:  ?
 Steel_Wish: 
 kdefinition: They just click dragged the player's model
 DEATHlikescats: Like a 9year old in football gear
 TemporallyAwry: It's that the face is too large for the helmet I think.  Like the helmet occupies no space.
 0x6772: The obelisk?
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 Steel_Wish: just needs a square head
Lysander_salamander: Wait wasn't this a sequence from that other game?
 BusTed: Maybe he's just really good at predicting.
 GlennSeto: Nemesis is about to bazooka the ship.
 BusTed: oh nooo
 Seth_Erickson: big rock big rock big rock big rock
Lysander_salamander: oh the protocol is quarantine
 itira: uh oh
Gizmoloid: I mean, yeah, small arms are weird. But it's not "Uncanny Valley" - I've literally seen real people with proportionally small arms.
 YeetTheRich_: the protocol
 YeetTheRich_: he said the thing
th3mpire: it is a recording hes just really good at predicting things
 itira: nuuuu
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 itira: real dead
 TheWriterAleph: crawnch
 quasi79fu: welll he is dead
 KevinTheShark: Ouch
 SymphonicLolita: Dedge
Easilycrazyhat: Illusion of choice?
 Ferisar: i think it's a fakeout
ashtonfpd: spiderman bomb goes off
 MegaDosX: The prophecy has come true!
 BusTed: dang
Lysander_salamander: aw man
 Mr_Horrible: It'd be funny if they had you do all this and you just auto-die at the end because you missed the hand
 saucemaster5000: Dead? in Space?
BrindleBoar: THE ILLUSION OF CHOICE
 shendaras: 
 TheWriterAleph: he'll land in three feet of water and be fine
 Steel_Wish: this is just stuff you can look up later
 Mr_Horrible: Kratos goin' up and down Olympus, this ain't
ashtonfpd: damn this games got viscous sounds
 thraximore: @Mr_Horrible  imagine
Lionhardt544: dejj man's still watching quantum lol
Coogrr: Minecraft dropper map gameplay here
 MegaDosX: I mean, maneuvering yourself like that in mid-air would be shockingly hard
 Manae: Why is this planet a bottomless pit? Did it just come with the place?
 HadesLeprechaun: Isaac Clarke had thrusters for these sections, so could maneuver better
 betweenmyself: If you hit the button she would have just said “Oops!  Sorry for my tiny arms!” as you fell past her 
tuckamanian: your stream is showing  the callisto protocol
Boon_33: aim for the 1meter pool of water, you can minecraft this!
 SymphonicLolita: arms Gone
Easilycrazyhat: Fucking bullshit XD
 MegaDosX: You would be ripped in half
 SnowbirdMike: I can hear the richochet sound even tho its space
 Spacepup: Lower Gravity maybe?
 KevinTheShark: Your arms would be elsewhere
BrindleBoar: you would come apart like an action figure
 shendaras: You fell for so long
 Spacepup: What's terminal velocity on Europa?
Lysander_salamander: he's got the exoskeleton, he's fine
 madtycho: magic disappearing helmet!
 TheWriterAleph: jake your hat came off
 Steel_Wish: this is video game
 Omthebox: The suit held your arms on
 itira: ooooof my fingies
Orxolon: but it's in space,it hurts less
 niccus: all things considered planets are really big, so it doesn't need *that* big of a pit relative to itself
 Steel_Wish: they don't need to make sense
 BusTed: "I think I pulled something."
 Mr_Horrible: Europa Cafe? I hear they have good gyros
 Ferisar: i think it's a fakeout
Drag0nrun: How is one ship crashing causing all that?
 Dalrint: If you make it you still fall
Gizmoloid: his space suit protects him from physics 
 Mr_Horrible: yes, I'm a gamer, so I didn't play this 
 YeetTheRich_: no gamers here, officer
 saucemaster5000: You win the game and Samus creveals she was a lady all along
 AtomicAlchemical: Why does he look like a fusion of Walter White and Jesse Pinkman?
Mister_BlueSky: It's the exact same.
 DEATHlikescats: Even if you grab you fall
 Ferisar: i've watched this game past this point multiple times and no one has grabbed it
 computercolinx: aaaa
 Ferisar: so idk
 MegaDosX: Ben no
 thraximore: 💀
 TheWriterAleph: belopaaa
 Mr_Horrible: I'm so startled
 DEATHlikescats: His guilt manifested
 gualdhar: B E L O P A
Lysander_salamander: apparently Europa is one-fourth the diameter of Earth.
 Seth_Erickson: yeah same
Boon_33: belopa!
 iconicshadow89: As above so Below
 WalrusOntheCourt: Belopa is with you!
 ButButTheJesus: BARRAKKAAAAAA
Gizmoloid: ho did she even find him???
JaymicUnyielding: a very auspicious protocol
 WalrusOntheCourt: And also with you
 TheWriterAleph: BELow eurOPA
 DEATHlikescats: Merobiba and belopa are sisters
Lysander_salamander: Don't worry about it
 thraximore:  europa!
 saucemaster5000: His health bar
 MegaDosX: Magic, idk
Gizmoloid: 
JusticeJuice: Down
 KevinTheShark: This protocol seems really shitty tbh. if it's caused all this
Lysander_salamander: no put the helmet back on
 Seth_Erickson: he has a chip implanted in his spine
KeytarCat: @DEATHlikescats I understood that reference!
 Ferisar: arcas...traz...
 TheWriterAleph: Orcus??
Amentur: Yeah her getting down here makes no sense. But that's just the game I guess 
 ButButTheJesus: @TheWriterAleph MY. GOD.
 Ferisar: wiggle
 TheMerricat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdEQRDWkpPY is the video of what happens if you grab her hand. You still fall after she doesn't have enough strength to hold on.
 itira: Marcus
 Ferisar: eyebrow
AussieBrainDoc: he got that fade RIGHT before the mission
 Seth_Erickson: I'd guess that's how she found him
BrindleBoar: 
OnyxOblivion: is this his wrath?
 DEATHlikescats: Mlem
ThorSokar: OK looked it up: The ILLUSION of choice (If you grab her hand, she can't hold on and you still fall)
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 DEATHlikescats:  
 TemporallyAwry: So checking the video - you hold hands for a second, and debris knocks you loose anyway.
 WalrusOntheCourt: HOW are they shocked after that cut scene?!? NOW they are shocked and upiddity? What was that before?
 betweenmyself: Wait, they built the prison colony on an abandoned (haunted) colony!?!
 saucemaster5000: Scrooge did nothing wrong
 itira: why are we yellingggggggg~!
 brainbosh: How long was that fall?
Haroldholmes25: 
 BusTed: 
KeytarCat: @brainbosh long enough!
 Pharmacistjudge: 
 Ferisar: pick up your helmet
 Ferisar: no jacob
 Ferisar: jacob please
 Tangsm: If only she had been modeled with better reach.
 gualdhar: oh no Adam don't do that, that's too hot
 SymphonicLolita: yay physics
 Steel_Wish: recreate the Spongebob episode with the fish hooks
Lysander_salamander: nice
 Gascitygaming: thumbnail
 BusTed: 
ratstronomer: How do you latch on to it Adam.. HOW
 APartofManny: XD that hit box
 Athelgar: that hitbox
 TheWriterAleph: spot on
 Ferisar: he's thinking about his optimal punish combos
 itira: Adams smoulder 
 WalrusOntheCourt: This is why he couldn't grab things. It's the repulsion field.
 KevinTheShark: Wow, he's magnetic
 YeetTheRich_: very cute
 SnackPak_: 
 Dog_of_Myth: That just blue steel
 on_and_awful: handsome bois
 Tangsm: Just look like you're trying not to sneeze.
 TemporallyAwry: That's a move-star face?  I'd say that's a UFC-fighter face at best 
 YeetTheRich_: pouting 6 year old
 DEATHlikescats: Adam has resting smolder face
 ButButTheJesus: 
 Cocoathunder432: Absolute chad of a Ben
 APartofManny: isnt' that just profesional RBF face?
 brainbosh: If it was earth grav a 15 second fall would have been almost a kilometer
 betweenmyself: Just standing around in mo-cap gear all like 
 WalrusOntheCourt: I like the night light on the back of their heads
 DEATHlikescats: @apartofmanny exactly!
 Nigouki: "Arcas was the son of Zeus and Callisto" huh, neat
 Ferisar: dogshit LOL
 itira: LOL
 MegaDosX: Wow
Lysander_salamander: wow
 notthepenguins: why did they just leave the generators in the decommissioned colony?
 SymphonicLolita: like a 6.5 at best
 computercolinx: as a lead - 2
th3mpire: 5.5
 MegaDosX: Depends on what role tbh
 Ferisar: oh for ben yea flawless
 TemporallyAwry: 2.  But 3 if we Steven Seagul to be the villian
 saucemaster5000: Better than John Wick
 kakmize: Joe
 korvys: Average Joseph
 on_and_awful: you'd put in the effort
OnyxOblivion: Remy Wick
 DEATHlikescats: Better than Birddemic
 itira: Hodge Judd
Haroldholmes25: Hodge Judson
 Ferisar: i thought for the hypothetical chat
ashtonfpd: he would be the guy marrying bruce willis daughter or someshit
 quasi79fu: is this a movie made by Asylum studios ...the ones who made the Sharknado movies??
 BrowneePoints: you'd be good too
 MegaDosX: And Adam can play the villain
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 mrjujubeans: Hodge and Podge
 TheWriterAleph: ben could do a Guns Akimbo
 betweenmyself: Can’t be any worse than, like…  Fatal Deviation
ThorSokar: Narrator Voice: "And that's how the ONE movie worse than Troll 2 came to be"
 APartofManny: I'd do that
 saucemaster5000: Hardcore Benry
 Driosenth: Average Joe, named Mean Joseph
 BrokenGolem: 30 minutes of unfucking a spool of cable
 Ferisar: ben playing dark and darker
Hellishdream: Your name would be Ben Wheeler.
BrindleBoar: it's just a normal day but with Doom-style music the entire time
 KevinTheShark: A remake of the Eddy the Eagle movie
 Ferisar: first person in first person
 APartofManny: Guns akimbo slaps hard
Lysander_salamander: It was a good movie
 Kramburger: What's up gamers? I just got the toddler to nap and I'm ready for the spoops
 Steel_Wish: the intro is like the beginning of the Deadpool game
 Ferisar: YEP
 ButButTheJesus: @Kramburger hewwo
Lysander_salamander: wow
 BusTed: oops
 itira: wow
ratstronomer: Damn Ben
 Seth_Erickson: it's a fun ass game
 on_and_awful: damn ben
 MegaDosX: lmao whoops
 kumatsu: Ben that's too Dark, come back tot he light
 ButButTheJesus: NOICE
 DEATHlikescats: I bet Guns Akimbo would be an excellent double feature with Cocaine Bear
 Kramburger: Dark and Darker? I love Jim Carrey!
 brainbosh: It seems so *slow* tho
Gizmoloid: @notthepenguins It's a sci-fi corporation they make money, not sense XD
 shendaras: Maybe a CTS?
 Ferisar: i have seen that game's end-game atm and it's a bit of a turn-off how strong you can get
 itira: Im sure that most of my game play time in most games is me going AFK and forgetting its on.
 Ferisar: but otherwise, it's pretty sick
 notthepenguins: @notthepenguins taking the generators to sell them would make money!
 Steel_Wish: Jim Carrey? I love The Mask
OnyxOblivion: Air and Fry, until it is doen
 TheWriterAleph: 
 Dog_of_Myth: playing with Remy
 GhostValv: 
 saucemaster5000: Average Joseph, directed by Linklater over 18 years
th3mpire: so who is playing adam
 Gascitygaming: it's time to finish the bite
 Ferisar: master chief, mind telling me what you're doing with that sandwhich
 Kramburger: What a hero
Lysander_salamander: a good musical score can really improve a movie
 Nigouki: oh, how unexpected
Gizmoloid: @notthepenguins and sense! So it can't be done 
 mrjujubeans: Anxiety intensifies
EvilBadman: then you have to finish the flight
 saucemaster5000: They each failed the other's audition
 kumatsu: they bring in Benedict Cumberbatch to play Serge
 kakmize: Who would play chat?
 on_and_awful: Give us your best James, Adam. sell me on your part.
 GhostValv: iykyk
 BrowneePoints: Adam would make a great Tech Guy in a spy movie
 Gascitygaming: Graham plays Ian, Ian plays Graham, Beej as himself
 neebusjeebus: beej is played my tom cruise
 betweenmyself: And give Adam a nice YETI sidekick 
 korvys: Adam doesn't look like adam on screen. You have to use Jameses
 Steel_Wish: Adam would be played by Keanu Reeves and James would be played by Dwatne Johnson
 Kramburger: "I can't believe Adam played two different roles" Ben's dad, probably
 GhostValv: looney tunes logic
 notthepenguins: tbf its not like they have another option
 Steel_Wish: Dawyne*
Lysander_salamander: aw
 Ferisar: going blankie mode
 Gascitygaming: Can Adam have a monkey sidekick?
Lysander_salamander: they do care
 SymphonicLolita: no wait. all extras played by james
 notthepenguins: so "try not to dwell" is kinda the best theyve got
Easilycrazyhat: She went from hating you to helicopter parent on a switch XD
 Mr_Horrible: "The only other thing in the scene that moves"
 Ferisar: what!
 Kramburger: "We use light to direct gamers"
 Ferisar: whyyy
BrindleBoar: gottem
 itira: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 BrowneePoints: Ben
 BusTed: 
 BrowneePoints: You're an Orangutan
 Mr_Horrible: That much lesbian energy would be too powerful in 2023, Ben
ThorSokar: but he doesn't wear the hoodie anymore
 BrowneePoints: not a monkey
Gizmoloid: It's probably a quantum thing - it won't fall as long as you don't observe possibility of falling
 saucemaster5000: Ben promoted to Giraffe
Fanklok: Calistoga Protocol 4 when these 2 characters are in a lifeless marriage and one last zombie adventure rekindled their spark
 YeetTheRich_:  
 TruPhantomAngel: Wait, was it gonna be live action?
 Steel_Wish: beat me to it
Lysander_salamander: No more Hex Girls?  How sad.
 Kramburger: Ben's not a monkey, he's an Otter 
 ButButTheJesus: ook. ook.
 on_and_awful: so it's a movie about 3 monkeys?
OnyxOblivion: ben is the family dog
VrolikSyndrome: You give off ape energy, Ben.
 gualdhar: so, what's Paul?
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 Dog_of_Myth: Paul is a wizard
Fanklok: Wheeler doesn't strike me as a librarian
JaymicUnyielding: Wheeler is the monkey who is a trained duelist
 DEATHlikescats: Ook?
 Mr_Horrible: Wheeler's the librarian for Unseen University? 
 Ferisar: damn that ape is building a magic deck again
 SymphonicLolita: well he's the king of the swingers, the jungle VIP
Delalelilolu: Benjamin "nothi9ng but arms" Wheeler
 GhostValv: honest ookstake
 TemporallyAwry: The Librarian has opinions about this
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 MegaDosX: Man I loved Wheeler in Dunstan Checks In
 itira: pretty sure we all do
 Steel_Wish: big ape energy
 Kramburger: Paul's 45% eyebrow by volume
 on_and_awful: I mean... We're all apes
Lysander_salamander: I don't know, he's more Husky or Borzoi
sherlock_olms: Adam, Which League Champions would you like to see in Project L?
 DEATHlikescats: Big red panda energy honestly
 saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible I approve of this casting
 BrowneePoints: Fine then you're one of those lil screechy lion marmosets or whatever
 itira: close enough!
 ButButTheJesus: meerkat?
 YeetTheRich_: walking around at the speed of sound ...
 itira: we knew
 Kramburger: But you knew what song he ment, so it's close enough
 groulux: the Ouranoutang is just happy to be here
ratstronomer: Adam is capturing the essence
 Mr_Horrible: @Mr_Horrible legitimately I think Wheeler would be a pretty damn good physical actor for the  mo-cap 
 BusTed: Just like last time.
 shendaras: Scar?
 Steel_Wish: so then who is Pumbaa?
 YeetTheRich_: yeah but only because the lion king has no goats
 saucemaster5000: Meerkat manor just a prequel to Milf Manor
 MegaDosX: Who among LRR is Timon and Pumbaa?
 BrowneePoints: Ben
 SymphonicLolita: WOW
Lysander_salamander: nice
 quasi79fu: hahahahah
 BrowneePoints: No one in LRR is gay enough to be Nathan Lane
 betweenmyself: In my mind Ben encompasses the best qualities of  and 
 MegaDosX: If Timon is Matt who's Pumbaa?
 SnackPak_: Ian has Rafiki energy
 BusTed: No hands on this one.
 TemporallyAwry: It looks like you pushed off - for what it's worth.
 SnowbirdMike: Gravity?
 itira: squishyy
BrindleBoar: dook zombies
 Nigouki: this is so unrealistic, the gravity on Callisto is 1/8th of the Earth.
 Steel_Wish: James is Scar for sure
 Ferisar: now i'm just picturing az falling making his "auhhh" noise
 DEATHlikescats: Now you gotta dodge the wildebeest
Lysander_salamander: it's metaphorical.  The Descent into the layers of hell and all that.  Very Virgil.
 Cocoathunder432: Slime man!
 BusTed: It's a clicker.
DAC169: she did! 
 Kramburger: Ohy no, it's the poop troop
 saucemaster5000: Crosses fingers for Opera singing Poo
 quasi79fu: love this cutscene
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Hello lads, have you Protocol'd the Callisto yet?
 Mr_Horrible: cool star wars reference, Game
silenceaux: Spiderman kiss gogogo
 saucemaster5000: spider man kiss?
Lysander_salamander: suddenly mushroom
 AdamYMHMI: "I bet you're wondering how I got here"
Easilycrazyhat: straight up XD
 saucemaster5000: @silenceaux jinx
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: it even makes the Clicker noise
 Steel_Wish: 
 Mr_Horrible: can you saaaaaaay...
 Ferisar: nice core strength
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: this knife is so amazingly durable
 SymphonicLolita: pocket knife!
Fanklok: How did they take ideas from a site that came out after this?
 Mr_Horrible: FORCED. STEALTH. SECTION!!!!!
 Kramburger: This is where he uses the force to summon his lightsaber
 Steel_Wish: mans got a shiv
Fanklok: show*
 Athelgar: those steel reinforced cables...
 YeetTheRich_: it's a sharp knife ok
 DEATHlikescats: It’s a who’s who of videogame tropes
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: it's a monomolecular adamantium knife, of course.
Lysander_salamander: with a crude shiv
th3mpire: thats a great knife
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: standard issue for prison inmates.
Hellishdream: Yo, did homeboy have teeth in his eyesockets?
 betweenmyself: Like buttah
 Mr_Horrible: okay, I'll hold that L 
 ButButTheJesus: one of those nanoblades
 KevinTheShark: Weirdest thing is that they get Dental
 Mr_Horrible: I thought for sure they'd pull that
Lysander_salamander: nice
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: NOW?!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Now you ask that.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Lysander_salamander: perfection
 SymphonicLolita: 
 itira: hahahaaaa
 Steel_Wish: Jacob on some shit
 ButButTheJesus: uh, he's gaming?!
Lysander_salamander: sure
 Steel_Wish:  
 DEATHlikescats: This game man
Boon_33: 
 blip2004: the mutate thing would probably be cooler if it didn't happen every single time
Lysander_salamander: very last of us
SmoreThanAFeelin: 
 quasi79fu: older....
BrindleBoar: A zombie, Jacob. You've been fighting them for hours.
 itira: this game is something else
 lion_byte: thefuxthat?
ThorSokar: AND THEN I'LL BE THERE
 Ferisar: tbf they are a bit different
 Mr_Horrible: "What the fuck were these things that look like every other monster I've seen?"
 Tangsm: Saying they react to sound *out loud*
 ButButTheJesus: "did you hear somethin?"
 Gascitygaming: This is kinda like if someone gave Uwe Bowl an unlimited budget for a movie
 BrowneePoints: WHA HABBA
Lysander_salamander: Whuhappen?
 AdamYMHMI: Different. Older. Respond to sound. Own property.
 Steel_Wish: Must've been the wind
 Kramburger: Our dude dodges like he's in the club doing a little slide
OnyxOblivion: "oh man this is some kinda...callisto protocol"
 BrowneePoints: Adam you HAVE to watch those Mickey Shorts
Lysander_salamander: "I tripped over a dwarf!"
 DEATHlikescats: This place looks like a giant slime mold
 iconicshadow89: oh no the Hurbis
 BrowneePoints: they are GOLDEN
 KevinTheShark: He is.... very quick with his thoughts.
 Ferisar: in one more callisto day
 SymphonicLolita: https://clips.twitch.tv/BoxyOriginalAsparagusKlappa-7tIQYkiHBegNFj5J
PadawanTK16: Wow ben is very good at the wuh happen
 Steel_Wish: Who's Callisto Protocol?
 madtycho: watchout for the hallway penises
 Mr_Horrible: can't wait for when the Warden says he's engaging the Calisto Protocol
Orxolon: XD
 Mr_Horrible: with his arms behind his back
Hellishdream: Metal Gear?!
BrindleBoar: my favorite was when callisto protocol'd all over those guys
 KevinTheShark: My cabbages protocol!
 GlennSeto: always my least favorite Pkmn professor
 quasi79fu: matte a sound??
 NightValien28: don't make any sound, picks up an audio log
Lysander_salamander: maybe they call the swarm?
 saucemaster5000: Saying out loud "gotta stay Quiet"
 itira:  sound
 BrowneePoints: Matte a sound, so make it flat
 omdorastrix: please, call me Cal... Mr Protocol is my father
 TemporallyAwry: The game is warning you that it's going to be stingey with the ammo for a bit 
 Kramburger: Actually the big twist is that the virus is caused by a precurser to fossil fuels. It's the Calisto Proto-Coal
 GlennSeto: It's like matte paintings, but for audio.
 Steel_Wish: didn't you know? matte material makes a different sound compared to glossy sounds
 AdamYMHMI: If this were a comedy, he would immediately trip over three paint cans and step on a cat.
Hellishdream: Make a sound, alert the horde that will spawn *just* off screen
 Gascitygaming: K, i will say this much for this game, REALLY makes me wanna replay Deadspace
 xantos69: But they only attack you one at a time.
Orxolon: you matte a sound
 quasi79fu: itsss...a trappp
 BusTed: "Oh boy, a carrot!"
 Mr_Horrible: that's Gamer Bait
 notthepenguins: it really is
 GlennSeto: That's a joker box.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: "NOT A TRAP" in messy handwriting
 Mr_Horrible: and we *will* fall for it
 Ferisar: jacob begins making mouse noises
 NightValien28: that's bait
 MegaDosX: Gr8 b8 I r8 it 8/8
 Kramburger: @GlennSeto That's where I went too lol
Boon_33: real sick move it has a jukebox inside
 Ferisar: but what if you simply spike them all
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: a free box, in a spotlight, next to a spike wall, and an enemy clearly hanging out on the wall next to it
BrindleBoar: I want to know what kind of a place has spikes all over the walls everywhere
 BusTed: indistinguishable from frogger
 MegaDosX: Oh my god, the zombie game suddenly becomes Frogger
 Mr_Horrible: apparently not
 Kramburger: Adam has only ever played frogger
 Ferisar: any stabbers in chat
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Adam, are you enjoying playing The INVENTORY FULL Callisto INVENTORY FULL Protocol?
 thraximore: boy howdy I'm scared
 HadesLeprechaun: it's very quiet
 Mr_Horrible: "Hey, I heard a dramatic music sting!"
 KevinTheShark: Wow, this just got a lot easier
Haroldholmes25: love this hitman logic
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: is the inventory system in this game more or less annoying than in Signalis?
 Ferisar: rogue stealth sound goes off
 MegaDosX: Honestly /how/ do they not hear any of that
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: "gotta stay quiet," he says out loud, right before shouting and grunting as he stabs things
OnyxOblivion: must have been the wind...
 mumblingpipes: Ryu from streets
Delalelilolu: shouting "why wont you die!" as you do it
 Kramburger: "I'm overburdened"
 Steel_Wish: Raiyu from ..
Gizmoloid: "gotta stomp quiet"
 TemporallyAwry: Now if the fuses took up inventory slots, it'd be a different answer.
BrindleBoar: yeah it's just a limitation, not a constant management puzzle
 xantos69: Oh... now that's a crack
 Ferisar: this hole, it was not mad--
 Ferisar: damn it
 Kramburger: Damn, no reverse birthing
 Mr_Horrible: eh, that's understandable. I loved the deliberateness of it, but I grok it ain't everyone's cuppa
 xantos69: It seems like nobody is making you be quiet.
 BusTed: They're attracted to sound?
 KevinTheShark: "What was that noise??"
 GlennSeto: I appreciate stealth sections that don't ask for perfection.
Orxolon: because: game
 iconicshadow89: you dont have to. You get to
 Steel_Wish: gotta be sneaky
Haroldholmes25: "atmosphere"
 Cocoathunder432: "Must've been the wind"
 Mr_Horrible: in contrast, *this* feels very rote on the game's part 
 DEATHlikescats: Cus video games need a stealth level
 thraximore: watch out for long neck things, you just KNOW they're gonna throw em at ya
BrindleBoar: yeah you could just doomslayer your way through this
 Steel_Wish: "Stealth is optional for this mission"
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: yeah teh Clicker stealth sections were sometimes tiresome.
Lysander_salamander: where the heck are all the stores?
Gizmoloid: maybe sneaking makes sense on harder difficulty, if there is one?
 Mr_Horrible: what are the upside-down trapezoid things?
 saucemaster5000: Been playing an AC game this month, my bar for what qualifies as decent stealth has been greatly lowered
 Ferisar: yea the one thing about this game that felt very weird watching is how since the melee system is effective ammo feels like it's not rare at all
 Ferisar: since you never have to use it
 madtycho: another type of ammo to clog your inventory!
 0x6772: Where are you gong to find a store to sell off the decoders? Aren't we in the colony that preceded the prison at this point?
 KevinTheShark: As soon as you get rid of a thing, you're guaranteed to need it
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, the combat definitely feels like it was *built* as a brawler, with guns added after
 Ferisar: LOL
 GlennSeto: "Well hello there!"
 quasi79fu: hahahaaha
 BusTed: just gonna scoot by ya here
 Ferisar: "let's play the scene again"
 Ferisar: "ok this time you are quiet"
 Mr_Horrible: "Places, everyone!"
 thraximore: 
 lion_byte: Ope, lemme just scooch on by 100
 Mr_Horrible: he's got your scent 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: so sort of an underbaked stealth system
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Mister_BlueSky: It not perfect system.
Delalelilolu: theyre blind until theyre not
 madtycho: hallway penis!!!
 AdamYMHMI: He's got your sound... scent... thing
 quasi79fu: may not be able to climb ladder...but can vent lol
 saucemaster5000: Attracted to Noise UwU
 thraximore: haven't seen one of these in a second
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: these little baby launchers are real rude
glowingnova: I'm sorry, the WHAT
 KevinTheShark: This game is clearly known for its logical and rational enemy mechanics
 quasi79fu: hey a store
 saucemaster5000: The Butthole guys? The Surfers?
 hesterbyrde: So I'm just making it to stream... what's with the wormy covered guys? They track by noise?
 BusTed: chicago
 0x6772: Chicago.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Chicago.
 NotCainNorAbel: yes
 BrowneePoints: chicago
 Mr_Horrible: this guy just came from a hotdog eating competition
Easilycrazyhat: Chicago
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: we put ketchup on 'em in Boston
Easilycrazyhat: It's dumb XD
 CataclysmicReverb: on the bottom of the bun
 saucemaster5000: Chicago yeah
 Ferisar: the next chikage
 MegaDosX: Adam's gonna stomp a mudhole and walk it dry
 kumatsu: someone call Trist
 shasra: You think Issac practices his stomps in the mirror?
Lysander_salamander: people are strange
 saucemaster5000: Also I kinda agree with Chicago
 WiJohn: So we're in the original colony, why are they dropping prison bucks?
OnyxOblivion: chicago is like relish country iirc
Easilycrazyhat: It really is
 GlennSeto: They're weird about pizza too, right?
 world2liveby: I live in Chicago!
 Ferisar: mustard relish let's go
 BrowneePoints: they put relish and pickles etc
Lysander_salamander: I like all sorts of things on hotdog
 saucemaster5000: Mustard ftw
 Steel_Wish: mustard is pog
 MegaDosX: I honestly don't remember when I last had a hot dog >_>
 Mr_Horrible: I'm honestly usually not one for condiments, usually
momalyd: mayo hotdogs for the win!!
 gundamschwing: Yea, Chicago. This city is dumb.  I'm here too.
 NotCainNorAbel: ketchup on hashbrowns
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: anything ketchup does, bbq sauce does better
 YeetTheRich_: i don't trust people who don't like mustard
 saucemaster5000: Don't care what else you put on a dog, it needs mustard
 justthorne: the only two things I put on a hot dog are ketchup or chili
 KevinTheShark: Chili Dog is where it's at. Sonic says so
EvilBadman: @saucemaster5000 Get back to sauces and stop talkin' bout condiments 
 shasra: Atomic yellow or brown or honey mussy
 Mr_Horrible: but I'll enjoy a spicy something on a burger or a sandwich, periodically
 Faulpyr: Ketchup and mayo on a hotdog for me
 hesterbyrde: plain hot dog for me please. Though there's a locally made spicy pepper relish that's great
 Mr_Horrible: I usually don't care for the mess tho
 UnkeptFlea: ketchup on mustard is pretty good
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: The game: advanced technology weaponry of high capability and power  Ben: "consider, stick."
 world2liveby: Good hotdog places don't even have ketchup
 ButButTheJesus: SUPERSTIK
 saucemaster5000: @EvilBadman I'll change my name to condimentking I swear to god
 gundamschwing: Don't get me wrong, a Chicago dog is good. But so is a girthy 7-11 roller dog with ketchup
Orxolon: is this still a prison?
 BusTed: if you're blocking you're losing
Amentur: Become the Sekiro
 quasi79fu: do we have gun upgrades??
 iconicshadow89: Parrying the Platypus?!
 shamblingkrenshar: Adam "Parry God" Savidan
Boon_33: blocking is for mathers
IncredibleFrown: just wakeup grab adam
ThorSokar: I can't see it at ALL
 Seth_Erickson: I'm a hot dog and ketchup only person not a fan of mustard or relish
 niccus: yeah the only change seems to be in the red channel
 Mr_Horrible: I can see the distinction but they're closer than they should be, I think
ghyllnox: Is Adam colorblind?
Easilycrazyhat: "It's all green to me"
Orxolon: the protocol of Dr Callisto
 Ferisar: the next game, the callisto boater call
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: agreed Ben
 BrowneePoints: Nah, hot dogs need toppings
 hesterbyrde: Costco hotdogs all the way.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: a good hot dog stands on its own
 WalrusOntheCourt: Only bun.
 BrowneePoints: other sausage I'd agree
ghyllnox: Hotdog buns toasted
Mister_Dee: There is a purchased note at the bottom right instead of a price when you already have the thing
 Cocoathunder432: Ah yes, the dogless hot dog
ThorSokar: no pickle relish?
 Enki1256: Like. A spicy ketchup and onions
 Mr_Horrible: for a good wiener? Hell yeah
 xantos69: I don't do hot dogs.  But give me a good brat and I'm all in.
 Steel_Wish: just a hot dog bun?
 Gascitygaming: i've heard coleslaw is good, with like a vinegar dressing
 world2liveby: Fries on hotdogs
 jessieimproved: i can go with just mustard
  Juliamon: Plain bun
 YeetTheRich_: a good sausage yes, is there such a thing as good hotdog though?
 Seth_Erickson: I think it's a little too dry with nothing but it's just fine if it doesn't have anything
 tidehollowcat: Agreed
 Enki1256: I can't do regular Ketchup anymore. To sweet
 TemporallyAwry: You haven't lived till you've tried a Taco-Dog 
 mumblingpipes: yellow mustard is a blight
Wightwhiskey: left hotdog, all meat
Lysander_salamander: weird
Orxolon: bacon on the hot dog
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: no one upgraded stick in testing
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: so they canned models
Amentur: I think the lightning on the stick changes colour
 kakmize: The Calista Flockhart protocol
Easilycrazyhat: Yellow mustard is the best
 BrowneePoints: yellow mustard needs to be used correctly
 Ferisar: keens
 BrowneePoints: cuz it can overpower easily
DaFhaye: Hello Nope Protocol
 CataclysmicReverb: Stone ground or dry.
 Steel_Wish: mustard is good no matter what
brat_the_wurst: hot mustard is so goated
 Mr_Horrible: I'm not usually in for mustard but I like a spicy mayo
 Ferisar: it's GOOOOOD
 Gascitygaming: Wait, is that not this? 
 Seth_Erickson: It seems great from what I've seen
ThorSokar: it is VERY pretty
 jessieimproved: We have a regional mustard here called Lusty Monk, out of North Carolina.  It is AMAZING
Amentur: It's 
DaFhaye: That mech suit looks cool
 Saintnex: Everything I have seen so far looks SO good
 mrjujubeans: A hotdog bun with nothing else is just bread Ben
 YawnLance: And then you replay 2 and 3, right? 
 quasi79fu: i cant wait for dead island 2
 world2liveby: food opinions are good for chat engagement
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: any plans for the System Shock remake? Coming out "soon"
 mumblingpipes: i like fancy deli mustard and stuff but yellow is toxic waste
j3573rblack: no couch this time?
 Blakemcm: so like how different is it from the original release?
 SkylerRingtail: No interest in revisiting it personally, but chat seems keen on it
OnyxOblivion: and then play the RE4 Remake after that, i guess?
 Mr_Horrible: Another good one that's coming out (just came out?) is Heartworm. Smaller game from an indie dev
 WalrusOntheCourt: The hot dog buns in the Dead Space remake? Superb.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Blakemcm from Dead Space? 
Lysander_salamander: maybe when you get the block, it brings up an energy shield?
DaFhaye: Then why do you play the flashy melee?
 UnkeptFlea: HUD on a stick would feel weird
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 SnackPak_: 
 Seth_Erickson: Remake Heaven 
 Steel_Wish: "melee doesn't need to be flashy, just need to do the trick." Nier mindset
 Seth_Erickson: 
ThorSokar: The thing about a metal baseball bat is: it doesn't run out of ammo
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Dog_of_Myth: It's Let's Remake now
 Blakemcm: @Blakemcm yep everyone talking about it like its totally different?
Easilycrazyhat: Gaming in 2020s
 thraximore: OOOOH what???
EvilBadman: then silent hill 2 remake!
 UnkeptFlea: Trainwood
 jessieimproved: Void Train?
 BusTed: is it darktraine
 thraximore: I love Darkwood so much
Lysander_salamander: oh, that sounds intriguing
Amentur:   ?
 kakmize: 2023 year of the remake
 Seth_Erickson: Darkwood didn't really peak my interest
 mumblingpipes: oooh sounds rad
Easilycrazyhat: Sounds similar to voidtrain, but not super spooky
 tidehollowcat: There's a dinosaur-based horror game called deathground coming at some point.
 NoxStryx: haha, adam beat me to saying choo choo charles
 WalrusOntheCourt: Where Amtrak merges with Cthulu
BrindleBoar: Babadook: The VR Game? 
 thraximore: it's so good
 LithelyUnshod: Midnight Meat Train?
 Mr_Horrible: Darkwood can be rough to get into, but it's real good once you get over the difficulty hump
 Gascitygaming: puttin some HOURS into returnal when it comes to PC thursday 
 Mr_Horrible: and the vibes are immaculate
 YawnLance: What I'm looking forward to seeing y'all play is the Daymare prequel
 Mr_Horrible: saaaaaame
 Mr_Horrible: YawnLance 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Midnight Meat Train is actually a great psychological horror movie with a dumb ending send tweet
DaFhaye: Is there another reason to use twitter?
 Rhynerd: Good idea
 Lyropithic: That's the best way to do it for your peace of mind
 NoxStryx: @lithelyunshod that sounds more like an adult film
 Tangsm: Choo choo cthulhu
 mumblingpipes: dont want to engage in the fun discourse?
 Mr_Horrible: "Rail Gods? Don't mind if I do" 
 Ferisar: "bro wtf"
Orxolon: hahahahahah
 Blakemcm: he looked like an interested toddler
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: "party foul man"
graal_smith: Hold on, I thought the Calisto Protocol was where you said "I release you from your mortal form" and then kiss a sea witch.
 Seth_Erickson: Is Adam ever going to play through Little Nightmares 1 on this stream? I love watching people play through the Little Nightmares games.
 LithelyUnshod: @GhostofJeffGoldblum I am aware.
 YeetTheRich_: "huh strange"
 WalrusOntheCourt: Or it's an Amtrak game where you ride into Cthulu.
 TheMerricat: https://twitter.com/RailGodsGame
 Ferisar: coworker said something really fucking weird at work
 Ferisar: "???"
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: https://clips.twitch.tv/ScrumptiousFriendlyMarjoramPRChase-4gGHzuxdzUGomn42 @LoadingReadyRun for Ben
Delalelilolu: where was that zombie?
 Seth_Erickson: was going for the same joke 
 Ferisar: caut off their limbs
Delalelilolu: was it just in the rock
 BusTed: cautio
 quasi79fu: caut
 BusTed: Maybe it was their name.
 Seth_Erickson: Cauti like a melody
 YawnLance: Cautio Jungle
IzlanntheLion: bro you eat here often
 WalrusOntheCourt: Now, be cautious. That's the sign.
  Juliamon: caut.io
BrindleBoar: "cardio? I've been running all day!"
 NoxStryx: Ben, let me know if you figure out where to find indie games on mastodon
 crono3453: Must be a gym, shame they misspelled cardio
 MrQBear: They meant to spell 'Cardio' I think? It's time to exercise?
DAC169: cautiorage cheese?
 public_key_reveal_party: cool, first thing I hear when I get here is "tuna in the microwave" good to see the horror stream is going well
 DEATHlikescats: Cautior nuts?
 gualdhar: Cautio is latin for exercise
 saucemaster5000: hell yeah
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: that's also how I feel
KeytarCat: https://clips.twitch.tv/FrigidTemperedKuduFreakinStinkin-2R-3FDgB8Fb0Ffjs
 Ferisar: lol
 ghizmou: twitter ? you mean elon's feed
 Ferisar: that zombie was like "hey back off man"
 NoxStryx: Indie games is all that hold me to Twitter
 Pharmacistjudge: I am trying mastodon and well...it's  okay...i guess?
 notthepenguins: @NoxStryx gamedev.place?
 TheMerricat: So... speaking of twitter, is any one else all the sudden being forced to see a bunch of Elon Musk tweets? Like starting today?
 Seth_Erickson: twitter has been a little buggy but for the most part hasn't changed for me
 LithelyUnshod: Yeah, mine hasn't changed much
 Pharmacistjudge: I really miss that great like week when everyone was on Hive
 UnkeptFlea: time to walk all the way back for that health injection
 mumblingpipes: mastadon doesnt drip feed me like a newborn so im not interested
 Saintnex: Honestly, if it werent twitter actively getting worse/buggy, I would not care at all about the owner
 NightValien28: TheMerricat yeah he did a backend thing to unblock and force everyone to see his crap
 notthepenguins: @TheMerricat yes, he made his staff implement that
 lion_byte: @TheMerricat i blocked that character a while ago, so thankfully not
 YawnLance: The "stick"
BrindleBoar: TheMerricat yeah he wasn't getting enough views, so now everyone has to watch the Elon show
 BlindProphet32: @TheMerricat Yes, he made his engineers build a system to force his tweets into other peopels feeds
 tidehollowcat: Currently assembling the Boarding Action terrain for Warhammer.  This stuff is great.
 quasi79fu: the stick is a lie
 Seth_Erickson: Stick and Rock Stick and Rock Stick and Rock
EvilBadman: @themerricat Yesterday and it's been the talk of the town online today
graal_smith: Ben, do the stick motion again?
Lysander_salamander: twitter is ok
 DEATHlikescats: Give ‘em the stick donnnnt give them the stick
 YawnLance: Curate your feed and Twitter is fine
 BusTed: It's as fine as you curate your feed to be.
 NDCazzy: showed a friend of mine ep1 of your new series Adam... she plays WoW but I don't... both us is really enjoyed it
frank_the_great: Twitter is fine if you curate it
 lamina5432: never used it
 Nigouki: twitter was always fine if you have very curated timeline
 BrowneePoints: Curate
7gorobei: Elmo got upset that Biden's tweets were getting more response so the devs promoted all his tweets and force you to see them
 BrowneePoints: your Socials people
OnyxOblivion: my twitter experience is pretty well curated, i dont get into fights with randos anymore
 NightValien28: mine has a million block filters and all I do is follow games and artists, need it for noething else
 Lyropithic: Block early block often
 TruPhantomAngel: Fair.
 TruPhantomAngel: Im the same.
 SymphonicLolita: I get more ads than actual content nowadays
 Saintnex: Well I actively cant follow any new ppl so it does seem a bit worse to me
 DEATHlikescats: Yup
 lion_byte: but my favorit garfield screenshot bot will be defunct
 emberBecky: @Pharmacistjudge seriously it was like everyone I know joined at once. it was fun for a minute
 saucemaster5000: I never tweet or reply, lureking is king
 shamblingkrenshar: There are like 8 billion people on Earth, you can't spend your life fighting with all of them.
Orxolon: someone saying Digimon is a pokemon rip off
 public_key_reveal_party: I literally only use social media that doesn't give me stuff to look at based on an algorithm
Lysander_salamander: yay
 BusTed: Too tricky
ghyllnox: Baited
 Mr_Horrible: "nooo, my butthole home!"
 WalrusOntheCourt: Except about hot dog buns. If you disagree about that, Ben is taking you DOWN.
 Kramburger: "Debate me Hannah! Debate me around the library!"
 Pharmacistjudge: Hive was great for about a week until we found it to be unsecure as hell
 BrowneePoints: Also Speaking of Hot Dogs Ben, I just had Chili Cheese Dogs. The superior Hot dogs
frank_the_great: That's a fine opinion, but I disagree /jk
 quasi79fu: digimon came first didnt it
Orxolon: i see your point
 BrowneePoints: Also the best form of Poutine of Chili Cheese Fries send tweet
ThorSokar: their Digital Monsters, it's IN the theme song!
 Dalrint: I'm playing through Digimon Survive and it's really good.
 BrowneePoints: is*
 Mr_Horrible: unironically "huge in Japan"
 NightValien28: pokemon is the digimon ripoff
 saucemaster5000: I mean, Digimon ARE the champions
 Ferisar: "WHOAHH!"
 NoxStryx: The DIGIMON card game SLAPS!
Lysander_salamander: I want to try out Digimon Survive
 Azralorne: WHO DARE besmirch the good name of Digimon!!!!
 lamina5432: I'm currently enjoying cyber sleuth with a buddy
 Ferisar: slipping on a banana peel of dead space
 Seth_Erickson: man's got butter feet
 Gascitygaming: why do we even HAVE that wall?!
 LithelyUnshod: My LGS here in Kitchener ran the lastest Digimon prerelease
 Mr_Horrible: digivolving into Grubmon smh my h
Lysander_salamander: butt
 quasi79fu: i love digimon
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: he got a dumper tho
 BusTed: kinda thicc
brat_the_wurst: he thic
 YawnLance: Ayo
 GhostValv: 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: man's been hitting his SQUATS
graal_smith: How many in that "Some" ben?
 Dog_of_Myth: Dummy thicc
 public_key_reveal_party: I always forget this game is a digimon reboot
 lion_byte: all caked up on a tuesday
 Mr_Horrible: okay maybe the zombies have some good ideas
Fanklok: My mom took me to see that Digimon movie in theaters and we had to tell the protectionist to start the movie since no one else was in the theater
  Juliamon: that is cake for DAYS
 quasi79fu: he has cake
 MegaDosX: Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon
 DEATHlikescats: Caked UP
 raulghoulia: digisee? digiknow?
 betweenmyself: 
Cptasparagus: are we MTG crack gating?
 YawnLance: That's a three tier wedding cake 👀
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: that boy squats 600 pounds
 Mr_Horrible: That is a zombie that cannot lie flat on their back
 Valbatross_: shrinkwrapped ass
 Ferisar: damn that booty had a health injector
 GlennSeto: Little in the middle but they pack much...
 Saintnex: is that cake? HELL YEA it is
 shasra: that's not a cake that's the whole bakery
 LadyLockwood92: That was one hell of a wago
 crono3453: The Protocol is just squats
 LadyLockwood92: wagon*
 Pharmacistjudge: I haven't been a big fan of digimon video games, but i prefer digimon as an anime
 gualdhar: I like how we kick the spike wall and nothing happens, but enemies get impaled and die instantly
frank_the_great: Y'know what's big in Japan? Hello Kitty. It's like the 15th most grossing franchise with $18.2 billion total revenue
 Mr_Horrible: oh god, is *THIS* what Cross-Fit is doing to people?
 Mr_Horrible: yeeesh
 Ferisar: what's on the poster
 SymphonicLolita: hello kitty is the OG
  Juliamon: He grows new ones, like Piccolo
graal_smith: This has been LRR's presentatipon of "A farewell to arms"
 Steel_Wish: is it me or do a few of the melee moves look like GTA animations?
 Mr_Horrible: "Once again Doctor Jones, we see there is no limb you can grow back that I cannot take away"
 Ferisar: huh
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: I wish my arms regrew when tentacles erupted from my chest. It seems handy.
 MegaDosX: @Juliamon "Oh that is hardcore! Also, bad for me"
 Mr_Horrible: He's lifting with his back 
 quasi79fu: hahhhahaha
 YeetTheRich_: that's not how you lift a rock
 Valbatross_: hercule probably
 MegaDosX: I could take on the turtle
Hellishdream: Adam could beat Yamcha.
 Blakemcm: i could beat bulma
 saucemaster5000: Do I have a gun?
 shamblingkrenshar: I could probably beat Farmer With Shotgun
 magical_writer: Mr Satan
 korvys: That farmer at the start
 DEATHlikescats: Lifting with his back is bad osha violation
 xantos69: Yep.  Yamcha.  He will be dead before I get there.
 betweenmyself: I mean, Yamcha
ThorSokar: I bet Adam could DESTROY Yamcha
graal_smith: I could totally take on Dr Briefs
 raulghoulia: puar
 SymphonicLolita: I'd beat up mr. popo
 SnackPak_: adam chould take Yamcha
frank_the_great: Yeah, but they have cartoon physics
 ShaneLeeAtk: Farmer
 mrjujubeans: Hercule
 notthepenguins: farmer with shotgun is the weakest we've got
 saucemaster5000: Can yamcha survive six shotguns to the chest?
Easilycrazyhat: Hercule is fucking toast
 shendaras: Watch out for that wolf fang
 Mr_Horrible: Yamcha's a baseball pro
 Rhynerd: There’s a turtle.
DaFhaye: Krillin is the best character
 Ferisar: yamcha makes wolf noises in the fighting game
 korvys: Yojiro is just a dude with a sword
patrick_stonecrusher: bulma's dad
 MegaDosX: Oh no, Yamcha's been Yamcha'd!
 DrBatman0: what about the farmer with a gun from the beginning of DBZ?
th3mpire: i could take bulma
frank_the_great: Surely there's a literal baby in the series somewhere
 NoxStryx: the witch with the little floaty orb?
EvilBadman: who's the dbz jobber
 Valbatross_: hercule has a 20 part combo in tenkaichi three and it does 0 damage
 Rhynerd: Anybody remember the turtle’s name?
Rift_goose: Bulma?
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 notthepenguins: no he's got ki
Fanklok: Yamaha is an actual martial arts man, he's the weakest amongst super humans
 Faulpyr: The pig?
 mumblingpipes: gun adam could win
 Pharmacistjudge: Hercule's minions
 MegaDosX: I mean. Yamcha, canonically.
Easilycrazyhat: Everyone except Goku?
Rift_goose: Oolong?
 Pharmacistjudge: like not hercule, but his minions
 MegaDosX: Also Raditz to a degree
 saucemaster5000: Bet I can beat Maijin Buu
 betweenmyself: There’s a Funko Pop of Dead Yamcha…  So he’s penetrated the zeitgeist that far.
OnyxOblivion: i dont even think adam can beat bulma tbh
 DEATHlikescats: Namekians
Easilycrazyhat: And even Goku sometimes
 BlindProphet32: Krillin is the jobber
 DrBatman0: He cut off Vegeta's tail with that swd...
 Pharmacistjudge: Oh yeah, the Reporter guy in DBZ
 Saintnex: legitimately everyone in DBZ even humans are stupid powerful, like even Mr. Satan survived getting hit by Cell
 MilkInBags: 
 itira: LOL
 BusTed: heheh
 Ferisar: looool
 MegaDosX: Wow
 SymphonicLolita: hehehehe
 MilkInBags: oh oh, stinkyyyyyyyyy
 Mr_Horrible: I *did* need to hear that today
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Peepee poopoo man
Lionhardt544: what the hell lol
 YeetTheRich_: humor is a bell curve
 ButButTheJesus: YES
 Cocoathunder432: 
frank_the_great: Don't think it, don't say it
 Mr_Horrible: hit horror film The Poopoo Peepee Man, by Kris Straub
 Ferisar: doesn't it look like when they're not actually fighting you yet they're just popeyeing
 Ferisar: like "oh why i oughta"
Lionhardt544: LMAO YOUR FACE
 MilkInBags: "you should smile more"
Lysander_salamander: thunk
 Mr_Horrible: the electric slide
 SymphonicLolita: 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: boy. they rendered the tongue and everything.
 Gascitygaming: Yup, this is me
 SnackPak_: 
 lochnessseammonster: byeeee
brat_the_wurst: we got lost in the sauce
 MilkInBags: *nep nep sliding whistle*
 raulghoulia: so dramatic
 MegaDosX: Cha cha, real smooth
 DEATHlikescats: Sometimes video games are good
 BusTed: command grabbed
Lysander_salamander: I guess this is why they want you to stealth
 Steel_Wish: Adam is getting his practice in for the Grappler fighter mirror match
 MilkInBags: "excuse me sir"
 SymphonicLolita: wha t
 Mr_Horrible: "Bro? You good?"
Orxolon: hahahahah
 BusTed: gotta check
 itira: hahahaha
 SnowbirdMike: hahahahaha
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
 MegaDosX: This stream is going places
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: "oh god damn my sack stinks"
 SnackPak_: ya gotta check
Amentur: 
 MilkInBags: ball oil check
 itira: Milk ew
 lion_byte: scratch 'n' sniff
 MilkInBags: ladies can't know about the secret tech
 GhostValv: 
 saucemaster5000: Sometimes you need to know
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: this game is honestly so funny.
KeytarCat: The gore didn't get me, but the ball oil did
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/ColdUnusualTireArgieB8-uroF-O1py4s-a86b
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: this room is like a god damned clown car
 gundamschwing: Mans had to check himself for ripeness
 MilkInBags: Adam, I started watching Invincible, what a great show
 Mr_Horrible: and I'm *still* laughing every time I see "Callisto Credits"
 betweenmyself: He does the PuttPutt ‘bleh’
ThorSokar: killed 3000 zombies, still can't handle needles
Easilycrazyhat: Can't wait for season 2
 kumatsu: season 2 soon
Easilycrazyhat: This summer, right?
 itira: no spoilies!
frank_the_great: I love the comic too. I actually own some OG art of it
 BusTed: There's a comic
KeytarCat: stomp the fallen arm?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Invincible was great. I knew nothing going in, so the end of episode 1 was *very surprising.*
 Rhynerd: Late this year, right?
 HadesLeprechaun: it's a comic that is finished
 gundamschwing: Invincible like the movie where Mark Wahlberg tries out for the New York Jets?
 shamblingkrenshar: Season 2 is "late this year" according to that one bit where Allen the Alien grills Invincible. It was very funny.
 DrBatman0: everyone dies, or something.
 YeetTheRich_: what's gonna happen, he is invincible  
 Seth_Erickson: Have you watched Made In Abyss S2 yet Adam?
 madtycho: i'm spoiled, still looking forward to season 2
frank_the_great: Oh yeah he shows up
 TheMerricat: Invincible gets REAL wild near the end.
 Seth_Erickson: it is done
 BusTed: It is, yeah.
 DrBatman0: Yeah, Bartlebee is in there
 GlennSeto: The guy with the Jack Kirby mace?
davehutchin: The comic is Ridiculous and I love it
Khasi1596: Battle Beast so fuckin OP
 DrBatman0: *Bartleby
 frankywils: beast was brutal in the fight ith the kids
 betweenmyself: Oh, I got a Battle Beast emote…  Where is that?…  Here it is! 
 madtycho: he had money in his leg!
 Seth_Erickson: been done since november or december I think
 lion_byte: that beefy lion   
queercrafting_chonk: my partner and I just finished Made in Abyss season 2. as good and devastating as ever!
 shamblingkrenshar: Battle Beast was the big lion who just ruined everyone's day and left, right?
 Mr_Horrible: walk up command grab
 Ferisar: oh no my grp
 Mr_Horrible: the classics are classic for a reason
 SymphonicLolita: give em the ol kebab
19 raiders from JoeKim have joined!
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: given how much they changed and shuffled around in the first one, I'm not sure what to expect from Invincible S2
 quasi79fu: im watching last of us...itsss sooo good
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: We've been watching Cunk on Earth, it's absolutely hysterical.
 JoeKim: 10283472439857928475 times
 saucemaster5000: Last of Us show is better than the game cause I don't have to play it
 BusTed: banger
 BusTed: cobraaaaa
queercrafting_chonk: made in abyss has caught up to the manga now so it's gonna be a whiiillleee for the next season. but I'd always rather wait than show runners making shit up on the fly
tycoonbosh: Uh, guys... you got some red on you?
 betweenmyself: Been watching Physical 100.  It’s decent but they overuse the instant replay quite a bit
 crono3453: @GhostofJeffGoldblum Watched the 1st episode of that. the computer simulation of the first city was fantastic
 xantos69: On that theme... I like "America, F*** Yea".  Song slaps.
 saucemaster5000: Samurai Pizza Cats song slaps
 MilkInBags: "Gargoyles, they fly, and do nothing in the day, gargoyles!"
 Mr_Horrible: "Zipp Zoolander, ZZ for short..."
frank_the_great: Same with e5
 SmithKurosaki: Same Ben
 madtycho: sell shit?
Fanklok: The D&D cartoon was awesome
owmacohe: That episode wrecked meeeee
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
OnyxOblivion: episode 3 basically knocked me out for an hour after
 itira: 
 hesterbyrde: I can't wait to watch The Last of Us when it's done. I don't watch anything that's not finished anymore after getting burned a few times
 Mr_Horrible: I KNEW IT
 DEATHlikescats: I wish I could remember the theme to Pirates of Darkwater
 Mr_Horrible: I *KNEW* he was gonna say Mummies Alive
frank_the_great: I barely remember e4. Like, the story could go from e3 to e5 pretty easily
 kumatsu: Mummies Alive, an intro 300% better than the rest of the show
 SmithKurosaki: Someone made a really cool pie based on ep3
 GlennSeto: "Except the one who dealt with fey - Gargoyles!"
 kumatsu: cuz the entire budget went to the intro
 YeetTheRich_: ducktales intro is goated
 Gascitygaming: Mighty Ducks animated show anyone?
 hesterbyrde: The Last of Us was written by the same guy that wrote the HBO Chernobyl miniseries which is the best thing ever on TV
 Seth_Erickson: I've been enjoying that new anime High Card.
 omdorastrix: samurai pizza cats
 kumatsu: MEDA-BOOOOOOOTS
 SK__Ren: Metabots?!
 betweenmyself: Dundundundundun Inspector Gadget! Dundundundundun Woohoo!
graal_smith: Ben, Adam, I am once again asking LRR to make a playmat with Beej's version of the phases.
 lackingsanity: I only know mummies alive because lrr references it so often
Amentur: I'm still amazed that the animated MIB was such a banger compared to the sequel movies
 DEATHlikescats: Good shiz
 Masslost: remember the beetle borg intro
 Spacepup: Mummies Alive, Swat Kats, cartoons are good nowadays but man there was something special about those days.
ThorSokar: The Sliverhawks intro was SWEET
 quasi79fu: ohhh
 CataclysmicReverb: Oh, what was the one where a Football team gets time portaled to Arthurian Legends ?
 MilkInBags: my brain is forever scarred with the intro of Oggy and the cockroaches
 groulux: skeleton warriors was a banger
 quasi79fu: I know this part of the game
graal_smith: Yeah
 madtycho: aww yeah, i miss swat kats
graal_smith: I would actually pay money for that
 HolyHadouken: how about a playmat of just Beej.
 Mr_Horrible: Quaaaaid
 Seth_Erickson: I don't know this part of the game
Mister_BlueSky: Oh, yeah... this.
 NoxStryx: have beej tell you what the zones are and are for and make a mat of that
 MilkInBags: is this game like, Phyrexia?
 SymphonicLolita: obelisk?
 madtycho: yeah it would be awesome if that happened
patrick_stonecrusher: starting the generators! 
 thraximore: @Mister_BlueSky 
 Gascitygaming: where's the 'progress' button? 
 saucemaster5000: When is the musical number?
 YeetTheRich_: i want a playmat with just this -> 
graal_smith: I would pay for that mat, as opposed to all the LRR streams I pirate.
 sgowell: Break before boss?
Boon_33: as you go lower the odds of evil rock go up
 quasi79fu: lol he didnt pay attention
 DEATHlikescats: Yup this is the tram fight from Resident Evil2 isn’t it
 JoeKim: have you seen the new digimon movies?
graal_smith: 50
OnyxOblivion: well sing it to us
 kumatsu: but did you memorize the Angela Anaconda short?
EvilBadman: Where's Artreus to yell an answer to us
Easilycrazyhat: I listened to that entire soundtrack for most of my childhood XD
frank_the_great: War-turt-le
 quasi79fu: cables
jakjawagon: unlock your disc
 Azralorne: the Digimon movie soundtrack SLAPS
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: counterpoint: notice me, senpai. i require validation.
 JoeKim: tri is SUPER good
 DEATHlikescats: Neurodivergent babeyyyy
 MilkInBags: Adam, pay attention to the game but also read every single joke in the chat to acknowledge your crowd :3
 Gascitygaming: Thing says no power, may need a source?
 0x6772: I mean, I'm also not seeing what cables they're talking about.
 saucemaster5000: Heard Bluey is Pooey
 itira: :3
EvilBadman: Yeah Tri... mthe new Trigun!
graal_smith: More like Digimon Try-hard
 UnkeptFlea: all i remember from the first digimon movie was "I run around, you run around" part of the soundtrack
Orxolon: good luck with that
 computercolinx: I also recommend Digimon ghost game
 Azralorne: Peej why
 CururuGuasu: Watch Ghost Game.  It’s horror themed
 NoxStryx: bluey is a digimon. send tweet.
 Kramburger: Digimon Tri? More like Digimon TRY-HARD FNAHAHAHAHA....
 computercolinx: @cururuguasu my mann
 Orlantia: Ben, if you want something light hearted and fun, watch Bofuri
 Seth_Erickson: The new Trigun is good, was apprehensive at first but it's been enjoyable
 shasra: Bluey is a baby show made for adults. super wholesome if you're into that sort of thing
 lamina5432: what genre are you looking for Ben?
 Azralorne: I like the Bluey clips that come across my FYP but I don't watch the show
Boon_33: #blameBen
 ButButTheJesus: I gotta go bed, take care folks, don't forget to blast the tentacles 
 DEATHlikescats: DLC?
whydustin subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 17 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, whydustin! (Today's storm count: 75)
BrindleBoar: need more points in Strength
 itira: did you look up?
 Dalrint: You need to go back past the save store room into the big area again
 DEATHlikescats: Gamers don’t look up
graal_smith: Back Track Back Track Back Hair... wait
 BusTed: prestige television
DAC169: it's raining here 
Veste: mummies alive + the mummy cartoon
 saucemaster5000: No good shows, gotit
 whydustin: the last of us has been pretty gooood
 Gascitygaming: It's not for everyone but i'm a fan of the Vox Machina series on Prime
 MilkInBags: you don't like boobs and dicks HBO drama? wow 
 YeetTheRich_: vox machina is fun
BrindleBoar: breakable box on top of those spiked guys?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: you could watch Farscape, Farscape is great
OnyxOblivion: have you watched the "new" She-Ra already?
 Gascitygaming: I LOVE the show lol
 MegaDosX: Nah, I love Critical Role and love the show
 Mattmitchell45: Reservation Dogs is pretty great in the very limited space of indigenous-made tv
 Mr_Horrible: slowly making my way through Elementary is my trash, at the moment
 shasra: super up on both
brat_the_wurst: I love both
 saucemaster5000: Try Nearscape
 GlennSeto: I love both too.
 Dalrint: Babylon 5!
 MegaDosX: The Critical Role fandom just has some really opinionated people in it tbh
EvilBadman: there was an animated Harley Queinn Vday special
 TheMerricat: Expanse?
willowsdaddie: Almost human
 Mr_Horrible: and earnestly making my way  through Bocchi the Rock because it's very charming and good
 I_Am_Clockwork: I cannot sit through 3 hours of live play rpg any more, but the story condensed down to the good bits and animated? gimme
 MilkInBags: did someone say FARSCAPE? 
EvilBadman: quinn*
graal_smith: Meanwhile I'm a big nerd and read the Vox Machina Graphic Novels.
 Dog_of_Myth: New Vox Machina is very good.
  Juliamon: I've heard Reservation Dogs has the only good cop ever
PyroJakk: I don't think I've heard any critical role fans describe the show as medium, but I wouldn't be surprised about that
 Gascitygaming: they changed stuff from the campaign which bothers some people but it's a different medium so it needs to be told differently, which i am more than fine with
 couchboyj: The Expanse was excellent
 MilkInBags: I need to buy the last expanse book
 Dog_of_Myth: @Juliamon That show is very good as well.
 SmithKurosaki: Yea I miss the expanse
 thraximore: nice of the zombies to keep their life savings on them
 SmithKurosaki: I need to finish reading the books
 Ferisar: what if you stomp one of these and it just says "x1 Callisto Protocol"
 YeetTheRich_: i guess hardcore CR fans have higher expectations?
 Seth_Erickson: You might like High Card Ben but it is an ongoing anime.
Orxolon: that reveal virus thing is doing some work
 MilkInBags: I love TRPG and I will never watch a single second of other people do it
 Seth_Erickson: I can't either
 MegaDosX: That's fair!
 itira: big same there
 Pharmacistjudge: I watch most youtube at 2x speed
 YeetTheRich_: i listen to critical role as a podcast
 DEATHlikescats: Fully get that
OnyxOblivion: i cant even sit still watching this, im doing dynamax raids in Shield
 I_Am_Clockwork: I have too much other media I want to watch but forget about to do live rpgs much anymore
 Phosfur: 3-4...
 gibbousm: woo ADHD kids unite! tomorrow,  it's late
 Seth_Erickson: I can only stand dnd stuff if I'm actively participating
 TemporallyAwry: That's why you listen to it at x3 speed while cleaning your apartment 
owmacohe: I used to be able to do it, but now my brain is attention poisoned lol
BrindleBoar: I've heard of attention spans and want nothing to do with them.
IncredibleFrown: i can do it while i'm working or driving, but otherwise, nah
tycoonbosh: But could you be on Dice Friends?
Fanklok: Critical Role runs when I'm at work so I get ro do things while it's on
PyroJakk: I just put it on in my second monitor
 thraximore: loading screen! 
 blip2004: the only dice friends I can listen to is the Paranoia ones
KeytarCat: I like to interact with my art
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: My struggle with youtube D&D shows was always that if you fall behind, you are never catching up. They're just so long.
brat_the_wurst: i can only do it while im doing other things
 betweenmyself: @loadingreadyrun have you watched the TV episodes of Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared?
 lamina5432: I listen to it like an audiobook from time to time
 raulghoulia: there's more hours of Critical Role than hours of One Piece
 Saintnex: Only way I can do it is if I am actively doing something else along with it
Hellishdream: Speaking of table top roleplaying, how long until more Not a Drop to Drink?
 Kramburger: I watch most Actual Plays while working, I'd go insane otherwise
 Dog_of_Myth: @YeetTheRich_ No, they are deviating from the live play to make a better story.
 WalrusOntheCourt: Looks like 3 AM at spring break
 SK__Ren: Thats why Dice Friends is 2nd monitor content to me
 lesbianpunkpyromancer20: i have adhd but its my hyperfixation so its amazing second moniter content
 DEATHlikescats: I watch dimension 20 and have to break it up over time
 thraximore: so dumb
 Mattmitchell45: Dimension 20 works more for me, but that's more jokes than CR
 BusTed: pure stealth
 Ferisar: stealth, ambush
 Faulpyr: LRR tabletop is like one of the only things I can’t watch from LRR
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: they only hear gun sounds
 thraximore: so quiet
 Phosfur: It's got more hours than the Simpsons I think...
 gibbousm: when is next Dice Friends?
 xantos69: You would think they would have bothered to put in a few "silent" kill animations for this part.
 TheMerricat: I think the real problem with Critical Role and Vox Machina is for the folk who watch Critical Role, it's like taking all the LRR Live shows and turning them into cartoons. It's still funny but it's not the same improv type funny as you remember.
th3mpire: the knife has a silencer its fine
 couchboyj: I've quite enjoyed Poker Face so far, but it is on Peacock >_>
 thraximore: it is
Lysander_salamander: I should watch that
 hesterbyrde: I can't do any of those shows either. It just makes me want to play D&D. But I love Not a Drop to Drink because it's a system I'm not familiar with and Adam's character is so creative and fun.
owmacohe: It had its time and place. But this just feels like click farming at this point
 betweenmyself: It is indeed a lot
 tidehollowcat: Even during my favorite stream (this one) I have to be working on warhammer models to enjoy it.
 quasi79fu: the last of us show gets to be alot at times
Delalelilolu: the show is more comedy focused so its easier to watch more of it
 Ferisar: time to watch Columbo ben
patrick_stonecrusher: dhmis the show is great
 Pharmacistjudge: tech your hyper Grab
 Mr_Horrible: Unironically Columbo is a lotta fun
 Mr_Horrible: Falk gives a great performance
 MilkInBags: if you want to melt your brain, watch the 5 seasons of eric andre show, that was a trip
 saucemaster5000: Peter Falk rules
 Mattmitchell45: Finally caught up on season 2 of Tuca and Bertie ^_^
 Dog_of_Myth: Adam is bringing all the boys to the yard. 
 DEATHlikescats: Or adventure time
 Mr_Horrible: Oh you're a pokemon fan? Name 1200 episodes
 SmithKurosaki: @Dog_of_Myth His Milkshake is louder than yours
 Seth_Erickson: both are incredibly long
 Saintnex: On the plus side, there is a definite end to pokemon sooo
 saucemaster5000: Try Coronation Street, heard that show's not too long
 gibbousm: are we at the point where Enemies are too easy and no longer scary
 TemporallyAwry: I had someone try to get me to restart one-piece to watch with them.  Hard Pass 
 Mr_Horrible: yes
 NotCainNorAbel: nah, it is just 1200 of the same episode
 itira: 
 thraximore: valid
 SymphonicLolita: correct answer
 DEATHlikescats: Yes
 lamina5432: I was about to say want a 1000 episodes watching one piece is good
graal_smith: I'l allow it
 Mr_Horrible: I died doing what I loved
 Mattmitchell45: One Piece is like continuous though right? Are their Luffy reboots?
 couchboyj: I've been working through Detective Conan.  Slowly but surely.
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I've been watching Enterprise and it sure is...unremarkable
 lesbianpunkpyromancer20: critical roll is longer then one piece on hours alone, like 400 3-5 hour long episodes or so
 TruPhantomAngel: I was thinking about doing that, but there are gonna be a few seasons that are gonna be kinda meh to listen too.
 Mr_Horrible: mid-tier shitposts
 gibbousm: thoughts on Ash retiring?
Quentastic: The DHMIS tv is good. It's both different and similar to the internet songs; They're more comedic
 lochnessseammonster: gottem! 
 blip2004: if you like Supernatural it takes a while to get through
 MilkInBags: what if the gun was ineffective
 thraximore: but those are pretty cheap
 Mr_Horrible: these enemies don't really even create tension tho, it seems
 Seth_Erickson: @Mattmitchell45 it is continous no reboots of any kind though there is some filler inbetween big arcs
swampcat12: i thought RE 7 was able to stay scary for a while after giving you guns
 HadesLeprechaun: this looks like waaaaay more combat than I enjoy in horror games
 Mr_Horrible: like, they don't really feel like a "do I have the resources/skill to overcome this?" and more "am I gonna die to cheese and lose 3 minutes?"
 SmithKurosaki: Have y'all done Penumbra?
 MilkInBags: is this philadelphia after the superbowl? 
Orxolon: imagine if one of them comes with a chair XD
 TemporallyAwry: It just seems weird that a triple-A game wouldn't have fixed the animations for if you are/aren't wearing the helmet.  It's weirdly sloppy looking.
 SmithKurosaki: There's no gun easy mode
davehutchin: probably should have stealthed
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: no Ben
 MilkInBags: everyone that cares watched it
  Juliamon: It's been two days
 Saintnex: nah, not for sports events
 saucemaster5000: So glad those coward finally put Rhianna in Smash
 Mr_Horrible: probably true
frank_the_great: D:
Easilycrazyhat: Probably, hah
 shamblingkrenshar: If you don't know about the results of the Superbowl by now I assume its because of indifferent.
 gibbousm: were over 24 hours past, I think you're good
 Mr_Horrible: like, the city was in for shit either way, but that's just Philly
 LadyLockwood92: We're not really a Superbowl crowd, I woulda thought.
 DEATHlikescats: Definitely
 Gascitygaming: my rule for sports events is one day
 Seth_Erickson: Have you seen the Great Pretender on Netflix Ben? That's one I really liked that I don't really see people talk much about.
 MilkInBags: sports riots are the dumbest thing in the world
 SmithKurosaki: THey were rioting over the internet going out
EvilBadman: Dix would been unbearable. 
 BusTed: And then you'll be there.
 brainbosh: You can't record the superbowl so spoilers are inevitable
 0x6772: You were fine anyway a week out like that, Ben. (I live in Philadelphia.)
 gualdhar: the last Philly Super Bowl win was calamitous
 TruPhantomAngel: Kinda tired of the whole zombie like creatures with tentacles/outside intestines'. I wish there was more creativity with monsters these days.
 0x6772: All that pole-climbing and stuff is just the night after.
 HadesLeprechaun: I saw a post that said "tag your superbowl spoilers" which was replied to with "Tom Brady dies"
 quatoria: @TruPhantomAngel Watch Sweet Home
 blip2004: blue box ontop of the store
 Seth_Erickson: Yeah I'm thinking about rewatching it was very enjoyable.
 saucemaster5000: A friend has been trying to convince me to watch "Lockwood and Co" but every time I look at it my eyes glaze over
 SmithKurosaki: Hope y'all have fun in Philly tho
davehutchin: missed a crate
 Mr_Horrible: "You think I'm *MADE* of Callisto Credits???"
 MilkInBags: holy shit Soldier Boy is missing
 quatoria: Sweet Home is a korean series where every human being begins turning into a unique monster
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Wil Wheaton is missing?!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: (in this game not real life I'm doing a bit chat)
 TruPhantomAngel: @quatoria Saving that for later. Ty!
 SmithKurosaki: @saucemaster5000 It's pretty mid so
 Gascitygaming: Rogue Heroes is a good show i enjoyed based during WW2 by the same guy who did Peaky Blinders, it's on Prime
 0x6772: Couch time again!
 saucemaster5000: Chair loves you
 Nigouki: sign up for a TTSF stream to fix it
 Ferisar: hope it's still generating
 itira: chair wants you to be closer
 SymphonicLolita: gotta pull some funds from the tarp budget
KeytarCat: And those are expensive chairs, right?
 LadyLockwood92: !advice
  LRRbot: Don't tease The Helm.
graal_smith: Adam's playing like he's got anger issues
 quatoria: Honestly I've been really getting into k-dramas lately, netflix has picked up a lot of good korean shows
 SmithKurosaki: @Gascitygaming ooo!
graal_smith: Door?  *SMACK!*
 SnackPak_: but it's a good song
 thraximore: ok real talk: who has TIME to write crap on the walls in an emergency situation
 betweenmyself: First Ben discovers his headphone kink and now his chair causing him sit-down trubs
 gibbousm: !quote
  LRRbot: Quote #1450: "I am newsmun!" —Graham [2016-01-04]
 Saintnex: @Nigouki ngl I am kinda surprised that the chair HASNT been fixed on TTSF yet
 GlennSeto: AC/DC too
 LadyLockwood92: @graal_smith In fairness, it's more the animations than Adam
 YeetTheRich_: yes. but it's a good song
 tidehollowcat: There's an upcoming anime called I'm in love with the villainess where the female protagonist gets trapped in an otome game world and instead of the intended love interests, she romances the villainess.  very good light novels.
 quatoria: oooohhh
 notthepenguins: i hear very good things about the manga too
 quatoria: what do y'all think about the transformation mechanic?
 Gascitygaming: are we just gonna get Clegane'd at some point?
davehutchin: BIG message on the wall saying "Stealth Section"
 Tangsm: So is the other character still waiting around for this guy, or has she moved on by now?
 BusTed: gaming
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: he is AGMING
 SymphonicLolita: gaming
 Mr_Horrible: Tangsm I'm sure Dani is enjoying a nice coffee and putting her feet up somewhere 
 MilkInBags: this part was horrible! I mean, horrifying
 SnackPak_: oooo
KeytarCat: Ca-Let's Go Protocol
 YeetTheRich_: aww
 BusTed: 
 DEATHlikescats: Awww
 xantos69: Oh really!  Me TOO!
 itira: how sweet
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: 
 MilkInBags: I also wished her happy valentine's day
raisins4life: my mom did the same thing a few hours ago she's the best
BrindleBoar: 
 SymphonicLolita: thanks ben's mom
 betweenmyself: Braggart 
 Ferisar: i don't wanna braaaag buut
 korvys: Ben it would have been funnier if it was Adam's mom
 hesterbyrde: Aww happy Valentines to Mom-gineering
frank_the_great: I got my mom a rose today
Dougalops: 300 Longtime YT lurker here, thanks boys for bashing your greatness into everyday for us!
 gibbousm: I got a text from my grandma for the day
 MilkInBags: *wiggling eyebrows*
 itira: 
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Lionhardt544: 
 Mr_Horrible: Milk *does* say that it it's true
frank_the_great: Milk in bags? What a wild idea
 SmithKurosaki: Oh, I thought Ben was messing with his Mom because Milk comes in Bags
 GlennSeto: A tiny beret on each eyebrow.
 Saintnex: 
 itira: gottem
 Mr_Horrible: DadInBags
frank_the_great: Omelet du fromage
 MegaDosX: Shots fired
 korvys: *remue les sourcils*
 lochnessseammonster: 
 BusTed: 
 gibbousm: are there monster doggos? you know, for Ben
 Mr_Horrible: goddammit
 Ferisar: LOL
Lionhardt544: Oh my god Ben LMAO
 TemporallyAwry: Animation was used once last stream when you killed one of those weird giant bug things.
 SnackPak_: 
 YeetTheRich_: !adult
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 YawnLance: Ayyyyy
 Saintnex: I repeat 
 GlennSeto: In fairness, so did I.
 MilkInBags: I'm not responsible for follow-up jokes
 MegaDosX: Good lord Ben
 Mr_Horrible: although to be fair, don't a lotta folks, technically?
 betweenmyself: Do what now? 
 itira: LOL
 MilkInBags: this is bullshit
davehutchin: My Milk went out to buy a litter of Dad and never came home
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: https://clips.twitch.tv/AbstruseCrepuscularJackalKAPOW-ec7hhoUwtWBc3LkL
 YawnLance: So, anyone know who Bags is?
 gibbousm: 
 Ferisar: take responsibility for your new son milk
 Ferisar: he's right here
 quatoria: milk what kind of example are you setting for your son, ben?
EvilBadman: Oh you haven't met people with money
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Milk just pulled the pin, alright? It's not their fault the grenade went off.
 MilkInBags: I'll ask James for custody
 saucemaster5000: (Pushes button labeled "Start World War 3")
Fanklok: Sprinkle some milk on him and let's get out of here
 Mr_Horrible: damn, had that one in the chamber
 MegaDosX: Take Ben out to play catch
itmightbemikey: Sherbet still has milk
Orxolon: or nuggies
 GlennSeto: Suddenly Twitter is no longer worth shit and it wasn't anyone's fault.
graal_smith: Take Ben out... For good!
 Mr_Horrible: now that's love
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: that's adorable
 DEATHlikescats: A nice plant based gelato
 Saintnex: true wuv
adept_nekomancer: Lactizzard
 fhorrigan: Don't they take like half an hour to work?
 TemporallyAwry: Oatly actually has pretty good ice-cream these days.
 quatoria: yeah oatly's not bad
 Kaaosa: it's the video game boys
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 fhorrigan: Won't your blizzard be long melted
 lion_byte: remove the lactose with your hands
 itira: oh noo XD
silenceaux: Hmm, now I'm craving gelato
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Lactizzard sounds like Argonian Rule 34.
 quatoria: non-dairy isn't too bad, it's gluten free that's a real pain
 MilkInBags: POWERBREAKER OFF
EvilBadman: Ben, unironically, "Uh oh, milky."
 gibbousm: 
 SymphonicLolita: OFF
 Kaaosa: is ben having one of his famous milk rants again
Delalelilolu: E
 MilkInBags: you take a whole screen for that
 SohNata: VIDEOGAMES
 quatoria: at all other times this screen just reads: ON
 betweenmyself: Read the fine print
 Mr_Horrible: Ladies and gentlemen and everyone: The Future
Amentur: And the rest of the text is micro
graal_smith: They really idiot proofed this.
 BusTed: Definitely green
 SymphonicLolita: 
 SnackPak_: 
 MegaDosX: Of course it is
 itira: perfect hahahaha
KeytarCat: The fermentation in yogurt is supposed to remove the lactose, so froyo should be fine!  It usually isn't 
 Tangsm: But now it flashes.
Lionhardt544: God that's so fucking video games lmao
 YeetTheRich_: why does this terminal have so many buttons?
 crono3453: Large text for accessibility
 saucemaster5000: How did he no scope that puzzle???
 gibbousm: great UI
 GlennSeto: Look, engineers work under a lotta stress.
 fhorrigan: Two colour monitors
 MilkInBags: we can have infinite apps on an iphone but, in the future, they use a single computer/monitor for one elementr
 MegaDosX: Because this is transparently designed as a video game level, not with verisimilitude in mind
 thraximore: MORE monitors!
 DeM0nFiRe: When your friend owns an LCD panel manufacturing business
Mister_BlueSky: The things game designers do in the sake of gameplay clarity.
 korvys: More monitors, more streamdecks
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: ah, The Corinthian
EvilBadman: Hey they needed a monitor for Joe to only have a stream of doggos on
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Sandman,Ben
 MegaDosX: That sounds Lovecraftian
 SymphonicLolita: corinthian vibes
JaymicUnyielding: Who knew that Professor Callisto was the same guy responsible for all the 60s Batman labels
 Kaaosa: ahh real monsters
 itira: so slamy
 gibbousm: Sandman
 gibbousm: teeth teeth teeth
th3mpire: 1 thousand monitors
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Sandman is very good! Both the graphic novels and the show.
 OuchOuchYoureOnMyHair: You should watch Sandman
 SymphonicLolita: teetheyes mcmike
 SmithKurosaki: Narcos buddy did such as a good job as Corinthian
 Mr_Horrible: the Sanded Man
graal_smith: Death, most likely
 saucemaster5000: Did they confirm sandman season 2?
OnyxOblivion: Sandman already renewed for S2 im happy about that
 saucemaster5000: yaay
 MilkInBags: if it's on netflix, any season 2 will be canceled 
 SymphonicLolita: looks like bat boy
 gibbousm: both the comic and Netflix show are A+ experiences
 itira: 
 GlennSeto: Good dental for a zombie outfit.
adept_nekomancer: This hallway has some serious polyps.
 Mr_Horrible: twins exist, Ben 
OnyxOblivion: have we tried hugging it out
 Saintnex: if this is a spider monster lair, I am noping the heck out of this
 betweenmyself: Thought Adam said “flesh bangs” and immediately pictured droopy forehead
 Mr_Horrible: I was born in the darkness
 YawnLance: Welcome to the bad books, Mr_Horrible 
 Mr_Horrible: molded by it
 saucemaster5000: But Adam only reads bad books
 Ferisar: oh shit i have cheesecake
 Ferisar: let's go
 SymphonicLolita: he's literally called mr. horrible, it's what it says on the tin
EvilBadman: can't wait for Sandman Lucifer to own a night club
 MegaDosX: I have a suspicion Twitch Chat in general is in Adam's bad books
 gibbousm: no one has seen you if there's no one left to see you
 Seth_Erickson: I've never had to work my way into a bad book, I show up and then I'm in it 
 Mr_Horrible: YawnLance it's cozy in here 
 itira: @Ferisar you share some of that right now
 Tangsm: I just heard Jingle Bells.
 Ferisar: LOL
 Mr_Horrible: 
mulligan2six: Bad to the bone?
EvilBadman: Omg are you a Freemason
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 BusTed: "Ever heard that one?
silenceaux: Warhammer 40k saves Christmas
 Mr_Horrible: Christmas-colored Marine squad
 Mr_Horrible: let's go
 itira: yucky
 GlennSeto: Hey, there has to be a Christmas-themed world in 40k...
Easilycrazyhat: There's no way to avoid those is there
 gibbousm: wormy
 MilkInBags: man it sucks when I get bitten in the deck by a limp dick head zit
 MegaDosX: Do you get in trouble for not taking all of your ad breaks?
 Ferisar: n i c e
 itira: oof
 YawnLance: Oof
 MegaDosX: Oh dear
 xantos69: Ouch
 Mr_Horrible: 
 SnackPak_: big oof
 Saintnex: oof
 itira: roasted
 Seth_Erickson: damn got ? marked Milk 
 MilkInBags: she must know me by my other name
 BusTed: 😬
 SmithKurosaki: YES
Orxolon: auch
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: F
 lochnessseammonster: 
 LadyLockwood92: Oof.
 BusTed: she gave him the question marks
 Mr_Horrible: Momgineering really said MilkInWHO
ThorSokar: big OOF
EvilBadman: best Uninstall twitch bruh
 Ferisar: she looked at you like jacob looked at that zombie
 MilkInBags: can't believe Selene just ??? me
 Ferisar: like "???"
Khasi1596: Whomst'd've?
 CataclysmicReverb: Which is worse, "????" or "..."
 Ferisar: dion!?
 MilkInBags: I tried
 GlennSeto: What's your other name, ButterSacks?
 saucemaster5000: Selene is everyone's mom's name
 eric_christian_berg: New mom, who dat?
 BusTed: Would have been pretty wild if it was right.
BrindleBoar: Milk over here writing Underworld fanfic about Ben's mom
 gibbousm: I would love to see a guest Jacob on let's nope
 MilkInBags: Underworld fanfic 
 YawnLance: Please we all know Ben's mom is called 'Mom'
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Fancy_frenchman: I can't believe Ben's mom's name is The Real Slim Shady
 MilkInBags: blade 1 is cool
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Blade owns
 MatthewDennisMTG: Celine Gineering
 Kaaosa: blade is baller
lazermeow: I love blade.
 SmithKurosaki: Me too Ben
Orxolon: the first MCU movie XD
 GlennSeto: Some MF is always trying...
 Mr_Horrible: progenitor of The Line
EvilBadman: Motherfuckers always trying to ice skate uphill
 Kazman20a: blade movie poster
 saucemaster5000: Sling Blade > Blade
 YeetTheRich_: hey yeah wtf
 gibbousm: Blade 1 & 2 are good. NOT 3
 Spacepup: Blood Rave is still one of the best intro's for a movie ever. Perfect "This is what to expect for the next hour and a half"
Orxolon: can we see it?=
BrindleBoar: oh the one where he looks like JC Denton, yeah
 MegaDosX: Yeah the third one is the questionable one
 omdorastrix: i think you picked up an audio log
 MilkInBags: I watched Blade 1 last year for the first time, it was cool, but I was told to stop there because Blade 2 is 
 YeetTheRich_: https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/original/3K2Qc4L2ZDTLb7YjLbuMgyTNWfa.jpg
 LithelyUnshod: But 3 has Ryan Reynolds and PAtton Oswalt
Veste: and triple h
 Ferisar: LOL
ThorSokar: I mean, that was before real photoshop, that was probably someone with scissors and glue
 MegaDosX: I think the third one is the one where they had to CGI his eyes open for a scene or something because Wesley Snipes was being a dumbass
 0x6772: That's same insane voltage.
 SymphonicLolita: ?????
 TheMerricat: https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/6IsAAOxyjPNRFV2p/s-l1600.jpg is also a good one'
 MilkInBags: fiber electricity?
 Seth_Erickson: future energy
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: This electricity moves quite slowly.
 empyreon: UM
 MrQBear: power optical cables?
 Lyropithic: Spooky
 Seth_Erickson: next question
 Mr_Horrible: this is how electricity travels in the future 
 Saintnex: Honestly, what on earth are we even doing anymore in this game?
 LithelyUnshod: And Tiple H, yes
silenceaux: LED lighting for your factory floor
ghyllnox: I would not stick around if the wires glow like that
 Ferisar: it's not electricity you see it's tree sap
 Ferisar: sussy baka
davehutchin: That looks super overheated, breaker is off for a reason
 Mr_Horrible: must be all that extra gravity on Callisto
 mnemonicman: Speed of light lowered due to budget cuts
Dougalops: You could say he, hot wired, the power back on.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: sussy bakas
 crono3453: Speed of light on Calisto is 2.
 MegaDosX: Stick around.
 lion_byte: sick LED power setup, commander bro
 Tangsm: This place is powered by Hi-C.
ghyllnox: And electrons actually travel quite slowly in a wire
 GlennSeto: "Next."
ThorSokar: The power is on, and then power will move, and then the power will BE THERE
Mister_BlueSky: Blade 3 is that special kind of bad/good movie.
 blip2004: the casual loot
 MilkInBags: bestbuy gaming computer display
swampcat12: i kinda love this genre of horror where it's not actually scary, just very gooey and juicy and crunchy
 GlennSeto: I bet the 40k Orks celebrate the holidays...
 Mr_Horrible: honestly tho I'm impressed they installed RBG strips into their prison colony mine
 CataclysmicReverb: Who got Padoru stuck in Adam's head?
EvilBadman: you get to play pipe dreams now don't you
 saucemaster5000: Wait, since when is Blade 2 not way better than Blade 1?
raisins4life: look at this note, and on the back is a letter
JaymicUnyielding: You never eard o tha red gobbo???
 Mr_Horrible: oh yeah? The kids saying "lairy" these days?
BrindleBoar: "what's a drongo?"
 GlennSeto: Bidet!
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 SymphonicLolita: all the kids say "I'm not here to fuck spiders"
 Kramburger: "Is Biscuts slag for swearing?"
 underhill33: "what's a goon bag?"
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: this guy did the sack sniff too
 Electrodyne: Coooo braaaaa lalalalalala
 lion_byte: first Peppa Pig, now Bluey
 MilkInBags: I know about ardo
 Gascitygaming: there's actually a game called 'dinkum'
Dougalops: IDK, "Yew beauty" is pretty great to say.
 saucemaster5000: Australia gave us Mel Gibson, so it all kinda evens out to nothing
graal_smith: Has anyone ever witnessed unfair Dinkum?
 Mr_Horrible: "Bum us a durry, Sheila" "Jimmy you're 12, shut the fuck up"
 I_Am_Clockwork: ive been saying "no worries" all my life
 YeetTheRich_: no worries is australian for hakuna matata
 SymphonicLolita: my game dev prof is aussie and I'm learning so much beautiful language
 korvys: "Too easy" is the more aussie version of that
 Ferisar: me n the boys are going out to play next to some spike walls
 eric_christian_berg: My youngest had an accent thanks to Peppa Pig.
 I_Am_Clockwork: and Ive never even been to australia
Fanklok: I just finished The Last Continent
 Phosfur: 'No wuckas' is usually my go to 
 MegaDosX: Yeah "no wuckas" is the distinctly Australian one of those
 Mr_Horrible: Tomaaaaaahto
ghyllnox: Oh wow, really?
DaFhaye: What!?
DaFhaye: nooooo
 MilkInBags: those pigs need to be demonetized and stopped
 gibbousm: I vaguely remember that
 lion_byte: toe-MAH-toes
 DrBatman0: We somtimes also say "No Wuckin Forries", Which gets reduced down to "No Wuckas"
 LadyLockwood92: Yeah, that doesn't surprise me.
 kumatsu: I'll never forget having brunch with a guy from New Zealand and connecting over Tom Cardy's Big Breakfast as being a real thing
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: I bet Graham's British parent was pleased
 Ferisar: the music
 Ferisar: wtf
 Ferisar: LOL
 MegaDosX: F
 Kramburger: I REFUSE to let my kid watch Peppa Pig
 saucemaster5000: Peppa Pig claims another victim
 Mr_Horrible: literally too dark to see the death scene, what's the point, game?
 Mazrae: hello hello
 MilkInBags: *sad violin*
 Kaaosa: @kumatsu every time i hear that song i want a big breakfast
JaymicUnyielding: Peppa Pig? The anime with Lucina Fireemblem as the antagonist?
 GlennSeto: Her parents are also just very gifted with verbal humor.
 Kaaosa: not sure if it's working as intended
 DrBatman0: And now we're back to Bluey - I hear Bluey is the superior Peppa Pig
 korvys: Bronn Breaker?
 BusTed: Is Peppa insufferable?
 MilkInBags: snob teletubbies
 cola_nq: 3rd generator?  is this DBD?
 SymphonicLolita: barney
 Ferisar: mutilate, backstab
 saucemaster5000: Kids aren't still watching that Electric Company thing I've been hearing so much about?
 SK__Ren: Caillou is eternal. Caillou is this generations Caillou
 LadyLockwood92: How the fuck is that stealthy?
 gibbousm: 
 Seth_Erickson: From what little I've seen of peppa they are pretty annoying
 Ferisar: vanish, backstab
 LithelyUnshod: My favourite thing about Peppa Pig is that Hasbro got her rights in the same package as death row Records.
 Seth_Erickson: but they at least seem to learn things
 crono3453: Peppa might be awful, but the bit from the show where she just hangs up on a friend for being able to whistle is great
 GlennSeto: Do kids still watch Sesame Street?
 Mr_Horrible: I mean, we *do* have a knife and a gun
Jug_R_Not: My favorite Australian is "A bee's dick" for measurement.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: uuuuh ACKLHUALLY different specs have Fan the Hammer and Backsta-*is gang tackled by the mods*
 Seth_Erickson: yeah there's some pretty good memes from Peppa
Cptasparagus: how many of these could you kill in a row before getting exhausted
jakjawagon: anyone seen the video where they replace peppa's dad's lines with clips from dungeon keeper because it's the same VA?
 SymphonicLolita: <-
 SymphonicLolita: ->
 Mazrae: first time tuning into lets nope in a while
 Mr_Horrible: I am in awe
 Ferisar: hello, please show arrow
 LadyLockwood92: Mindboggling.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: this is so much better than the Dead Space director beacon. way more immeeeerssssiiive.
 Mazrae: breaker breaker 1 9
 SymphonicLolita: this orb can hold so much juice
BrindleBoar: look out he is going to jorb
silenceaux: I'm kinda torn, because on the one hand respect your players, but on the other hand you know people missed that platform in playtesting.
 GlennSeto: You know it's a shitty version of the future when the nuclear symbol is still on generators.
JaymicUnyielding: literal batman labels in this callisto protocol
 BusTed: jacob plees
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: so I've mised a couple hours total, are we friends with her now?
 Mr_Horrible: "Jacob I just heard this bangin' new tune, check this out!"
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: she seemed REAL down on us earlier
 Seth_Erickson: Jacob!!!!! am I being loud enough.
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 saucemaster5000: @GhostofJeffGoldblum Completely randomly, yeds
 itira: so so silly
 lochnessseammonster: WE ARE BEING VERY SNEAKY
Lionhardt544: GOD these things are dumb lmfao
 NotCainNorAbel: just happen to stumble into me
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @GhostofJeffGoldblum cool
 Mazrae: are these guys attracted by sound or something?
 Ferisar: LOL
 Ferisar: fisted him in the north star
 BusTed: 🤔
silenceaux: eyebrows
 itira: ahem.
 YeetTheRich_: 
 YawnLance: Do you prefer to fist from the front?
 eric_christian_berg: With cat-like tread...
BrindleBoar: just gonna squeeze by ya
 itira: >.>
 xantos69: Me
 Mr_Horrible: blush emoji
 LadyLockwood92: I like to look 'em in the eye.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: 
VrolikSyndrome: "Mister..."
 Seth_Erickson: I didn't think you had a sister Ben 
ghyllnox: *Is* fisting pegging?
EvilBadman: AL bundy, I think
 saucemaster5000: Blade just really didn't like ice skaters
 Mr_Horrible: oh really?
 Seth_Erickson: Canonically alive
 BusTed: May 8 babyyy
 Mr_Horrible: nice
BrindleBoar: yeah, Sister Fister is back in action
 Seth_Erickson: It releases in March right?
 lochnessseammonster: is that soon?
 Seth_Erickson: or is it May
 Ferisar: damn it vestal is back?
silenceaux: There's a very real risk of feeling 'done' with a game before it's actually finished
 SymphonicLolita: minecart level is the best
 YeetTheRich_: paul play jungle japes
 LadyLockwood92: Minecart Madness
 saucemaster5000: Funky Kong did nothing wrong
 GlennSeto: Is she like the first solid healing class in DD2 so far? 
 SK__Ren: I can't play Dark and Darker. My client always hangs actually loading into a map
adept_nekomancer: There's not nearly enough bananas in this game for it to be DK country
 Mazrae: thank you Ben i couldnt remember the DK tune
 Ferisar: well maybe she won't be a healbot
 lackingsanity: I bought phantom brigade ages ago, looking forward to booting it up for the first time at the end of the month
 Ferisar: that'd be nice
 Mr_Horrible: honestly, a 3rd-Person Stop-And-Go Station would be *great* horror content
 Ferisar: naiceee
 itira: oo secret chest
 LadyLockwood92: Play Gangplank Galleon
Boon_33: nice
 Mr_Horrible: "Radical!"
 lion_byte: Nice
 Seth_Erickson: What would you say in his place Adam
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
 Ferisar: if you like undertale
 lion_byte: Tubular 100
 Ferisar: you should try deltarune
 Mr_Horrible: yo the Smash Ultimate remix *fucks*
ThorSokar: There's a sweet Marachi version of Gangplank Gallion
TheWarDoctor8: Oh no, now *I'm* humming DK too
Natedogg2: Is this Agent 47 in the future? He has a bar code on the back of his neck, and he likes to stab people.
aClonedPickle: if you duke nukem you like 'em all. bicon!
Fanklok: That King K Rool fight faked me out so hard the first time
 Ferisar: bicon!!!
 LadyLockwood92: *bonk*
 Mr_Horrible: m-m-m-multimorb
 quatoria: yeah, some of the reviews complained about the unavoidable damage from grabs in the later part of the game
OnyxOblivion: its morphin time
 HolyHadouken: huh. disarming him worked.
Orxolon: how does combat feel Adam?
JaymicUnyielding: oh, so THAT'S what this "morbing" is
 saucemaster5000: @Fanklok Me too. It's tough being a King K Fool
 LadyLockwood92: That's a lotta bullat
duke_dice: Hey hey all
 Mr_Horrible: gettin' around that time, yeah
 Mr_Horrible: yuppers
 hesterbyrde: Time's fun when you're havin' flies
 BusTed: Good times, good times.
 saucemaster5000: eh
 DEATHlikescats: Yes’m
 itira: excellent stream 
 GlennSeto: eh...
 Seth_Erickson: Had a good time yeah
 lion_byte: I had fun.
OnyxOblivion: Fun was had!
patrick_stonecrusher: 
 NotCainNorAbel: 500 this was fun
 quasi79fu: define fun
BrindleBoar: I made my own fun from scratch 
 canahedo: I did!
 lochnessseammonster: 
 tidehollowcat: As always
 SymphonicLolita: good stream streamer
 LadyLockwood92: I had fun
 eric_christian_berg: To quote Nero Wolfe: "Satisfactory."
 lion_byte: What was YOUR favorite part, chat?
VrolikSyndrome: Whatsit to ya?
TheWarDoctor8: point of no return
Amentur: It was enchanting 
 itira: I am on board with this stream
 YeetTheRich_: good date
 MegaDosX: I had fun except when Ben bullied us
 LadyLockwood92: Thanks for the stream, guys ^^
 rosesmcgee: I had more fun with my stepdad, he has a sega genesis
 TemporallyAwry: It was great - still sad there was no couch this week.  Maybe next-week 
 Mr_Horrible: always a good time watching you two riff with each other
 Nigouki: cool stream
 Mazrae: i had some fun would of had more if i had gotten here sooner
 hesterbyrde: Thanks for the stream guys. Happy Valentines day!
 BusTed: mmhm
 lochnessseammonster: always fun with the spoopy boys 
 BusTed: there it is
 Mr_Horrible: oh christ 
patrick_stonecrusher:   
 lamina5432: have a good evening ... nevermind
Orxolon: hahahaha
 SnackPak_: 
EvilBadman: just leave it up for Graham tomorrow
 YawnLance: Rawr x3
 itira: LOL wtf
 Pharmacistjudge: Hope to see y'all in Philly
 LadyLockwood92:   
 SK__Ren: What is this, Geocities?
Lionhardt544: Oh I did not realize we'd changed the show to end earlier.  Have a good night lads!
 couchboyj: Need a this stream under construction gif
 Mr_Horrible: the literal actual rawr XD
Fanklok: COMAdyRUN.com
 hesterbyrde: Please leave this for Graham in the morning
 Tangsm: This should be added to the content warning.
 DEATHlikescats: This is TumbLRR
 YeetTheRich_: best thing to put mustard on
Orxolon: favorite pasta sauce
 LadyLockwood92: Favourite font?
EvilBadman: their MySpace top 8
VrolikSyndrome: Favorite hotdog topping!
 MegaDosX: Ideal first date
 saucemaster5000: Best blade movie
Orxolon: Itachi
 Seth_Erickson: your favorite hot topic naruto character
 Ferisar: obi-wan kenobi
Orxolon: or Rock Lee
swampcat12: this is giving me nostalgia/ptsd
 itira: Burrito
 LadyLockwood92: Boruto's dad?
OnyxOblivion: Rock Lee
 Mr_Horrible: uhhh uhhh *checks notes* "Sasky"
 betweenmyself: Now we just need eighty seven bouncing  ’s and the graphic overlay will be complete
 Ferisar: wait no
Mister_BlueSky: YOUTUBE.COMAdyRun.com
 Ferisar: obi-wan shinobi
swampcat12: reminds me so hard of middle school
 lochnessseammonster: thanks for the stream 
 saucemaster5000: I liked when Naruto said "it's Norbin time"
 tidehollowcat: Haven't watched Naruto in forever, but absolutely Lee
OnyxOblivion: bye youtube, you cant see this
DaFhaye: Suckers hahaha
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Boruto's dad has a son?!
 YeetTheRich_: the bitrate is back 
 Mr_Horrible: now that the youtube viewers are gone...
DaFhaye: Wait I'm also youtube
 eric_christian_berg: Nooooooooooooo!
Mr_Horrible is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 250 in the channel!
Mr_Horrible gifted a Tier 1 sub to yomidian!
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  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, Mr_Horrible! Welcome to yomidian, ElderAtropos, FelidarSov, manbeardo, and Tidom_Kamf! (Today's storm count: 89)
 SkylerRingtail: Again? Dang
 Ferisar: and us
 BusTed: With Cameron
 lochnessseammonster: and cam?
 Ferisar: 
 Mr_Horrible: Adam And Adam Play Magic
 YeetTheRich_: watch+play said some problematic stuff on twitter
 Rhynerd: Gambling?
 MegaDosX: Oh boy Adam solo for LRRMTG
OnyxOblivion: he knows all the secret moves
th3mpire: ya adam is 87 million and 1 in draft
 Mr_Horrible: that reminds me I need to look for some wireless 'buds
 MegaDosX: Arrow'd!
 TemporallyAwry: LRR-Live 
 Mr_Horrible: yeyeyeye
EvilBadman: @yeettherich_ bad joke chatter
 SnackPak_: so much anime
 SymphonicLolita: very booba
  Juliamon: Yeah that should not be there
 Applecrisp: what's going on in philly?
 Mr_Horrible: Wheeler periscoping in
Amentur: What's the convention?
BrindleBoar: I could see him doing that, but I dunno
 LadyLockwood92: @Applecrisp MagiCon or somethin'
 Applecrisp: oo
 YawnLance: Wow Ben skipped my sub 
  Juliamon: YawnLance Wow, and this week of all weeks too
 xantos69: 50 Bits!
 Mr_Horrible: I'll never escape, but it's nice in here
 Mr_Horrible: there's cave moss
 lamina5432: gnight
 KWardJenx: Thank you
 I_Am_Clockwork: 10000 hehehe got em they'll never catch me now
 Orlantia: I can't believe that LRR is gonna be at the Pink Invitational gymnastics meet!!!!
 itira: bed time
OnyxOblivion: byye
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
 Mr_Horrible: thanks for streamin', lads
 MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
 itira: Goodnight all! 
 MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
BrindleBoar: power breaker off
 NotCainNorAbel: nice @I_Am_Clockwork
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 empyreon:   
DaFhaye: Goodnight everyone
Orxolon: g night
 laundreydhull: & remember chat. If The Twitch channel doesn't open all day tomorrow,   did this             
SaggyJello89: it was me. I hated Ben's dog all along
 laundreydhull: 
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