TehAmelie: i started reading Lord of the Rings today. almost got through the forewords
WearingCats_CwC: "Okay, that's a lot of walking-" "I'm not a third of the way through!"
TehAmelie: pretty fascinating how much work has gone into fixing the text after many and varied mistakes by publishers, printers and Tolkiens
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are prepared... are you? It's Garbage Day!) at Wed 01:00 PM PST (6m from now).
Sethalidos: Garbage Day
SpacePotato01: Is this the real life?
TehAmelie: inconsistencies, mistakes and well intentioned meddling, i guess
Sethalidos: Is this just Garbage Day?
Earthenone: !findquote garbage
LRRbot: Quote #876: "Stand against the garbage!" —Graham [2015-10-16]
TehAmelie: trapped in a landfill
ClodiumSoride: no escape from mediocrity
CataclysmicReverb: anyway the steam goes
Angreed66: It's this week because blame James
adambomb625: Garbage day best day
Sethalidos: Open your eyes, Look out at the Library and see
margieargie: Alright, back from taking the garbage out, now for... well.. more garbage
NewtyNewts: Almost time to garbage
adambomb625: Is it gonna be more mobile garbage today, or the traditional steam garbage
TXC2: lets find out
Angreed66: My guess is traditional
Anonymousless: Lucked into a live W&P. I got switched from the afternoon to a day shift at work today for a meeting so I'm able to be here
warpstonewarlock: IIRC Graham said last time that next game will be from Steam
Juliamon: Why not both?
: im sure the steam will end up with mobile ports
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are prepared... are you? It's Garbage Day!) at Wed 01:00 PM PST (0s from now).
: the prophecies came true!
LordManiMani: made it in before the blip 😯
Creideiki_SE: Your steam should be mobile. If not, it's a pressure cooker, which could be dangerous at these low qualities.
NightValien28: IT IS TIME
: Gyarbage daaaay!!!
NewtyNewts: Hello, I'm Wumpty..
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TXC2: SUB HYPE BEGINS
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notthepenguins: yooo its garbage day!
veelofar: Garbage Day?!
Foxmar320: Hello everyone
Secer1110: Time for some garbage, wooo!
TXC2: hello Foxmar320
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MikeSmith916: Bring on the GARBAGE!
Sethalidos: @TehAmelie And Lo didst the Prophet bring forth the Trash to the Chosen One, for the delight of his people. Amen
ryuhimora: it's GARBAGE TIME... wait not that's Dankpods...
Keab42: Garbage day? at this time of day? located entirely within my twitch stream?
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Angreed66: Not just your stream
Foxmar320: What hot garbage do we have for us today
ReaperTitan152001: time for some steaming piles of junk!
TehAmelie: you know, without Jesus there would be no W+P
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Garbage time!
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mwlsn: oh boy it's time for badgames
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accountmadeforants: @TehAmelie Never say Jesus didn't do anything for us, I guess.
accountmadeforants: Time to watch (garbage day) and pray
RocknGrohlNerd: lets garbage
Kulematon: A slice of hot garbaggio crudo on my plate? Yass please!
LordManiMani: ayy garbaggio
TehAmelie: stand against the devil, etc
Baltech: I totally didn't expect this
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mountaindudepdx: Oh good, my bin was full.
malsareus: let's see what horrors Graham has unearthed for Alex
: Nothing like some modern day kusoge
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ryuhimora: woooo garbage!
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Violet__Violence: hell yeah, i made it
ValtheDrake: omg, I get to see garbage day live!
mwlsn: how bad could these games be, really
Violet__Violence: GARBAGE DAAAAAYYYY
TXC2: Here we GO!
malsareus: so chat, mobile game teribbleness, weird AF asset flips or terrible lighting effects?
Foxmar320: Fresh hot garbage incoming!
Pteraspidomorphi: Is the overall stream volume a little quiet?
ThorSokar: It's TIME
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Violet__Violence: @malsareus yes
warpstonewarlock: @malsareus All at once
LadyLockwood92: Woo! Garbage!
TXC2: it's HOT and it's GARBAGE
margieargie: @malsareus Why not all three?
TehAmelie: the true garbage is the friends we made no wait that sounds bad
Kulematon: Slightly unmagnificent?
Pteraspidomorphi: No, mics are good
NightValien28: the most perfect intro
KBKarma: Woo, it's Watch and Play! Hi Watch, hi Play!
TXC2: Hello Graham and Alex
LarkSachrosis: In this economy?
Violet__Violence: you play we watch
Foxmar320: Yep that sums it up
Nigouki: hello show
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LordManiMani: gosh. still just a perfect thing
BrowneePoints: What's this? Two handsome funny fellas playing the most games of all time?
noSmokeFire: that's it, that's the show
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Ladyrhea: Gotta sub for garbage day!
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emberBecky: o/ heyy
LadyLockwood92: Watch + Play...or a secret third thing
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ClodiumSoride: May the garbage be... fresh? Is that really on theme?
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Foxmar320: And now my cats are screaming
: Hi Gra HI ALAX!
warpstonewarlock: Hi Graham, Hi Alex!
YareNiDaze: and dudettes and dudentities.
BrowneePoints: I watch his Try not to laugh videos. funny guy
noSmokeFire: darmok and jalad at tenegra
josh___something: Thank you G+A
margieargie: Alex and Graham at Tanagra
kynelwynn: Tanagra, when the walls fell
adambomb625: Vintage memes
KBKarma: It's Watch and Play, hooray, hooray, We're going to all have fun today. It's Watch and Play, hooray, hooray, Let's listen to what they have to say...
LRRbot: Above you?!
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anyavamps: oh dang
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raulghoulia: Darmok and Jalad
aggrocrow: It's the grand garbage event!!!
ThorSokar: Ben made a new overlay for you!
RocknGrohlNerd: it is wednesday my dudes, where we dropping bois
TXC2: hello Mangledpixel welcome
Juliamon: Reminder to chat that G is getting over a cold, he's fine but his voice is still borked
malsareus: we fund the raw materials of pooping
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NewtyNewts: We provide supplies, not labour.
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: we did this!
bv310: @Juliamon Ugh, same
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SpacePotato01: Can we pay them to poop more or harder?
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doubledbear: And your coffee!
matthaus_c: poop soup riot
Solipsody: It's perfectly possible to communicate only in memes if the only thing you want to say is, "I saw a meme."
RocknGrohlNerd: no futher pooping
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kynelwynn: Seize the means of production! ... Ew..
Tangsm: And presumably you pay taxes on the money we pay you that help pay for its disposal.
BrowneePoints: I thought alex was drinking a can of Baja Blast, until I remembered Baja Blast doesn't come in cans
EvilBadman: Ben made you a great overlay, where ever he hid it
TheDangerWaffle: experience the flames
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accountmadeforants: You get to go through the autoclave
KBKarma: Did Graham ever get that Geiger counter?
djalternative: wait. when did you all get a flamethrower?
ThorSokar: wait... you let heather have a flamethrower!?
NervousHair: how wonderfully shitty
BrowneePoints: oooo Bubly
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ryuhimora: lrr has a flamethrower!?
Foxmar320: Yeah im still getting over a cold
: Good thing you're going on a nice vacation to give your voice a break
steelfox13: LRR must seize the means of poopduction
DipneaDragon: Wow perfect timing! GARBAGE DAY!
betweenmyself: Patreon: expressing Graham’s anal glands like good friends should
shurtal: Nicol Bolas of sputum
margieargie: Boy, that's sure better than most employers' "come in if you're sick or else" poolicy
LordManiMani: a seeing glass!
: ryuhimora Ian made it
Sliibee: How is the watermelon bubly, other than being incorporeal?
Scarbble: G needs some of that good voice goo
NervousHair: he is a magic eye
Violet__Violence: please yes
josh___something: At least The Graham voice is velvety
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notthepenguins: I'm glad to hear it
ClodiumSoride: Catch you all in the VOD!
LordManiMani: headless mining adventure?
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notthepenguins: love me some steam games
WearingCats_CwC: Cough up a Bolas? I don't play Magic, is that a thing people do?
NDCazzy: currently inthe same mode G ... almost recovered
warpstonewarlock: Oh no
elkae: *Clap clap clap* Wow (condescending)
Violet__Violence: oh NO
h3rsh3yb4r: hoping for monkey time
doubledbear: god i wish time ramiside updated
mountaindudepdx: yuuuuusss, more primitive era!
malsareus: oh gods
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TheWarDoctor8: Oh NO.
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IzlanntheLion: so good
MrQBear: OHG doa sdhfkashjd
matthaus_c: whiff punish
elkae: why do these go so hard lol
MrQBear: please tell me when no more spider
notthepenguins: i mean id play that game lmao
YareNiDaze: warning on the spiders next time please!
mwlsn: I actually was suddenly getting mobile-game ads on YouTube after the last W+P, which was weird
: ?? what is even happening in these
Violet__Violence: don't like that
BigDaddyBland87: Oh good...back to more exploitative gaming apps
accountmadeforants: This is incredible
RAICx: Hey all, did I miss much?
Tangsm: That was a very small donut.
Tom_Bruise: why can the spider do a berserker barrage?
h3rsh3yb4r: i think whoever made the ant commercials was REALLY inspired by Hunter x Hunter and the chimera ants
Two_Hats: Is this another ants one?
notthepenguins: nah @bigkjust some ads
TXC2: RAICx we've just started
margieargie: THE ants... download, FOR free
Invitare: I got one of those "influencer not-debunking ad you see all the time" ads, except she was "playing" the ad I always see
bv310: The half-second of Back In Black there got me
TheDangerWaffle: IM ABSOLUTELY MAD
Critterbot: Real talk, hy must they make these so dumb? I mean come on, honestly.
accountmadeforants: Giant enemy crab!
elkae: ready for the Oscars
GhostValv: oh no a crab D:
Foxmar320: No one talks like that
BrowneePoints: WHY IS A LOBSTER UNDERGROUND
shurtal: found his friends
WearingCats_CwC: A giant enemy crab!
vensers_lab_tech: I wanna get paid to be the fakest man on the planet for these
doubledbear: And a mario sound
MrQBear: is spiders done
ValtheDrake: I speak human very muchly
NewtyNewts: Bad actr
: Tom Hanks eat your heart out
Nigouki: is that person AI generated?
emberBecky: this guy looks like he's making fun of this kind of ad
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: why not just describe the game?
betweenmyself: This influencer seems trustworthy.
noSmokeFire: that was a pod person
RocknGrohlNerd: time for crab, almost
NervousHair: i am so upset at this
bv310: I wonder how much they paid that guy
notthepenguins: the influencer ads, unfortunately, play REALLY well to kids
kynelwynn: AI Streamer is certainly a thing
Moomin_Latte: it's a whole genre of ads
BrowneePoints: They sounded like English as a 2nd Language as well
Foxmar320: I could act better
Solipsody: Good actors are out of budget.
josh___something: Wonder why
bolas_dnd: is that one of those ai deep fakes?
BrowneePoints: possibly European?
TotallyNotaBeholder: You get what you pay for
NewtyNewts: It's not Fiver, it's Pennier
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Real actors cost money, Graham.
elkae: How many AI fingers did that "person" have
notthepenguins: like 10-16
mwlsn: Iyam a nacktore
ThorSokar: what the hell did we just watch?
jaimeblacken: there was a big youtuber that once did a couple of these, didnt they?
EOstby: Lying? On the internet? in this day and age? How Dare They!
LadyLockwood92: What's the shitty game, here?
MikoKisai: At least he didn't say "THE ants"
LordManiMani: I get evony ads with bad player nonsense on yt now
Jethrain: In fairness i think he was a non-native speaker but ye GODS the lies in the ad
jaimeblacken: that they got ashamed about it
GrassVortex: or they intentionally look for people that can't act, similar to how spam are intentionally filled with spelling mistakes?
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jaimeblacken: a 4X game???? what???
LarkSachrosis: Might bookmark that next time I feel bad about an audition
h3rsh3yb4r: Explore, Expand, ex
rabbitgta: you can tell they aren't playing the game, because they are usuing the phone to just read the lines
bolas_dnd: lmao imagine a video game made by the 4H club.
notthepenguins: nah its that it doesnt matter @grass, they're aimed at kids who don't have nearly the same filters
NervousHair: they would have been better at doing a mid atlantic accent
noSmokeFire: imagine a world where 4H games took over the 4X niche
Solipsody: @jaimeblacken Not a good one.
notthepenguins: gdi @grassvortex I mean I keep pinging the wrong person
Astra7525: Probably the same self-reinforcing mechanism that leads to informercials being the way they are
IzlanntheLion: I don't think English was his 1st language either
bv310: Weird edge of greenscreen popping through here, very on-brand for W&P
NightValien28: I don't believe it
Drasvin: 4X = Explore, Expand, Exploit, Exterminate
Rhynerd: Unless there's giant prehistoic spiders, I tihnk we are safe from spiders now
TXC2: goof burp there Alex
zimmercj: I keep getting ads of celebrities who are clearly doing a cameo video and seeing their eyes in pain is both sad and hilarious.
GrassVortex: @notthepenguins ... that just make it worse. But it makes a lot of sense, sadly
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JessKay: grabarge day
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aggrocrow: I love that I was just finishing up the last W+P vod before this went live!
elkae: we are done with ants for those who looked away
TXC2: Red Alert Noise there
roseofloki: Oh good, I'm in time for Garbage!
accountmadeforants: I want that AAAAAA emote, with the actual noise
jaimeblacken: did his bulge do something
MikoKisai: The realm bit is how Evony works, and it seems to follow the same formula. So I can definitely believe that's part of that package they were using.
NewtyNewts: He's clicking on the 'pay' button, not on the guy.
Solipsody: I assume this is directly advertising the pay to win mechanics?
: Yeah @grassvortex it's still real dire, just less insane
margieargie: Right, forgot how uh... uncomfortable these are
bolas_dnd: Wow what an unproblematic ad these are
LordManiMani: accordions mean France
Greyah: Oh, hello and good evening. Back to this, huh.
TXC2: that last ad 10000% used the power down noise from Red Alert
BrowneePoints: also HUMPBACKS AREN'T THAT BIG
noSmokeFire: Whaleout Shelter
Foxmar320: Fallout Shelter in a whale
SpacePotato01: it's XCOM now?
Angnor33: This is 100% how whales work.
Laserbeaks_Fury: This is XCOM right?
3cbb: oh god more phone games with bad ads
cuttlefishman: *Cetacean needed
ThorSokar: IS that a MASTADON?!
Tom_Bruise: It's like that turtle that carries the world on its back
elkae: @BrowneePoints Well, not now
EOstby: Who builds and XCom base inside a Whale?
Foxmar320: Yeah hive mind G
josh___something: this is a WHOLE OTHER GAME
Solipsody: Wes Anderson directed this ad.
kilnfiendpotter: I just walked into this stream and WHAT IS GOING ON
LarkSachrosis: This is different from the Jonah I remember.
margieargie: Ah, a completely different awful mobile game, great
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: that's a big whale!
ashteranic: worst case of indigestion in a whale ever.
YareNiDaze: I'd play that, actually.
Sorator13: omg it IS inside a whale
MrQBear: Okay but fallout shelter , but inside a giant bio-engineered whale, sounds like a cool game.
NervousHair: i smell toast
Tangsm: Isn't the main character the one pictured at the end of the ads, too? You don't actually play a caveman?
DoodlestheGreat: Graham, that was my first thought, too.
3cbb: @margieargie actually the same one it appears
accountmadeforants: So do they just have some person coming up with game ideas and immediately turning them into ads for different games?
Rhynerd: @kilnfiendpotter an exploration of the mobile ad industry
Two_Hats: 10000 bc fallout shelter would have people interested too
JOZeldenrust: I've been blocking adds for games like these on YT, but they just keep coming.
fiftymcnasty: Ever get so mad you invent agriculture?
AniLunchbox: was hoping Graham would have the ad for Hero Wars where the main character gets dragged away from a very large busty women
kilnfiendpotter: @Rhynerd Oh dear lord, no wonder
bolas_dnd: Ever get cucked so hard you a civilization?
vensers_lab_tech: I remember seeing a bunch of mobile ads that just used a clone of Age of Empires as the ad
RocknGrohlNerd: sweet ride my dude
Nigouki: survival game with you being a symbiote inside a whale would actually be rad
elkae: Hello, Michelle, welcome to this weirdness
Godofmuffins: Wife cheats on you make civilization.
jaimeblacken: why are these games so horny
GhostValv: D: Beyond Good and Evil ???
ValtheDrake: in my experience the two extremes show either hypercompetent play or hyperincompetent play, none of which is what the games look like
Makrosian_Tae: Apparently we're angling for NTR as a resolution??
grgriffin3: Pray to Moai
JessKay: pray to olmec
Alness49: I feel like there's a Krog sketch here
NightValien28: pray to the mtx gods
ryuhimora: "you ever get so angry you go chop wood"
TehAmelie: these games are for one very specific kind of dude at one very specific level of horniness
BrowneePoints: This is like...Mario Party music
grgriffin3: That tree had 25,000 wood in it
Uppercaseccc: is that mario music
keroan0: This is the mario party music. Like for real
EvilBadman: that some Mario music
BloodnBullets: just got here, have we seen the ACTUAL game yet?
Scarbble: it is literally parts of mario music
LordManiMani: mario 3d world specifically
matthaus_c: krog invent 4 newt game
Laserbeaks_Fury: Feeds girl to cat
Rhynerd: did the tiger eat the spear?
mwlsn: @Alness49 have Krog invented microtransaction yet?
kilnfiendpotter: I love how this music is thisclose to the Mario Galaxy theme
emberBecky: it feels like a bizarre amount of effort to make ads that look nothing like the game
bolas_dnd: L I E S
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BrowneePoints: @BloodnBullets We played thsi a couple weeks ago. Graham is just showing off some shitty trailers
DoodlestheGreat: And the graphics keep changing!
Foxmar320: Yeah no
grgriffin3: I can see his eyes reading the script
BigDaddyBland87: I am reading lines
mwlsn: "Unique" is not a spectrum!
Koios7: lol gunpowder before construction
doubledbear: Not even reading the copy well
SpacePotato01: so this is basically an ad for ARK
Solipsody: This is what happens when you hire actors from Fivr.
Makrosian_Tae: "One of the most unique"
GTea30: did he mean "verdant jungle"?
NervousHair: it is time to say, goodnight
Astra7525: in the stone-age?
BrowneePoints: @kilnfiendpotter I've heard that theme before and I'm REALLY sure it's from a Mario Party or other Nintendo Game
DoodlestheGreat: "And I am not related to any of the publishers at all!"
WearingCats_CwC: Can I explore a Chad jungle?
grgriffin3: Bless you, G
bolas_dnd: Virgin Jungle; Chad Forest
malsareus: @kilnfiendpotter you missed the adds from last time were 2 people had enough kids to populate a village overnight
BrowneePoints: wait that theme might be the Super Mario 3d World theme @kilnfiendpotter !
NervousHair: prim it ive era?
rabbitgta: i read the lines close to graham does spokesman
doubledbear: No they defo meant virgin jungle
Sorator13: jungles are wet forests send tweet
GhostValv: jungles are just soggy forests
EvilBadman: That second to last one has a straight rip of the Mario 3D World music
raulghoulia: love the ones that have celebrities from Cameo doing adread. I've seen Jogn Ross Bowie and Johnny Sins
JessKay: jungle feels like thick wet
TheDangerWaffle: the more you know!
ValtheDrake: there is nothing "unique" about those games that are essentially reskins of each other
kilnfiendpotter: Jungles are moist forests?
margieargie: "Jungle" is one of those words that's changed meaning wildly between times and places, to be fair
TXC2: TODAY!...wait wrong stream
rabbitgta: steaming pile day!
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun Also fun to point out is that 2nd to last one ripped off the Super Mario 3d World theme
NewtyNewts: Bad sign already
elkae: oh nooooo
kilnfiendpotter: OH NO
bv310: Strong start
Oscelot: Oh heck, I'm catching a Watch and Play live?! Hey y'all
FarleyF: Next Crapshot - Grahams Spokesman voices a mobile game
elkae: oh nooooooooo
Oscelot: oh nooo
notthepenguins: we in fantasy AstiaTM now
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That's not how you wear that.
Foxmar320: Good menu
doubledbear: Ah, the Unity special
josh___something: oh no... already
TXC2: China or Japan? lets find out
kilnfiendpotter: I'm breaking out in hives already
bolas_dnd: tastes like hot garbage
BigDaddyBland87: That is Castle of Fu Manchu obscene
shurtal: SO, how racist we sexpecting this to get
anyavamps: Oh goodness.
BrindleBoar: oh dear
grgriffin3: This will go well.
Tom_Bruise: I can already tell this game will be *better* than Hi-Fi Rush
land_manatee: Dalmatian man
notthepenguins: that man is wearing a leopard
matthaus_c: @kilnfiendpotter oh no avert the little one's eyes
leondebowa: is Grahams mic okay? he sounds weird to me
GrassVortex: holy cultural appropriation Batman!
malsareus: uh huh
Ritaspirithntr: Before watching the last W+P i didn’t get adds for Primitive Era, but now I’m getting ads for that game despite not interacting with it all. So……thanks?!
DoodlestheGreat: "Ancient Chinese secret, ehhhhh?" -_-
josh___something: @shurtal yes
Ranakel: Is this Unfuck This House content?
Makrosian_Tae: As you do
Juliamon: I'm so sorry you had to be here for this one Michelle
YareNiDaze: @leondebowa recovering from a cold, voice a little fucky. He's fine.
kilnfiendpotter: Oh my god this is like Kara-Tur all over again
Solipsody: Oh, good, I love Tenchu!
LordManiMani: hey Genji Days of the Blade was about Japanese cultural genocide too!
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grgriffin3: He is ninjor
ShawnTM11: Already rather see the remake by Steve Odenkirk
Foxmar320: Uhhhhh sir
betweenmyself: You know 1336 Experiments gonna be all kinds of fucked up
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bv310: Correction: VERY strong start
KBKarma: T-POSE TO SHOW DOMINANCE
YareNiDaze: Praise the Amaterasu!
ThorSokar: Time to break: 6 seconds
malsareus: corrupt farmers? you tell me these farmers got paid back in 1336?
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TehAmelie: you can save on animation by making your character a ninja who moves faster than the eye
TheDangerWaffle: Oh no haha
TXC2: Sekiro got nothing on this
WearingCats_CwC: Oh shit, it's Alpha Zylon with ninjas
doubledbear: This sekiro mod is weeeeird
Oscelot: That was like within three seconds rofl
CataclysmicReverb: Wow the art direction here kinda honks aye
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RocknGrohlNerd: Alex is on fire and I love it
ChippTunes: I am on tenterhooks anticipating something more racist than the “Asian font”
vensers_lab_tech: Its the new build of the "Please umgunduagdagao" game from years ago
richard_ermen: Why is there a classic european style wood building in the background?
LordManiMani: beware the Evil Porpoises
Alness49: Tenchu's looking a lot rougher then I remember it
TotallyNotaBeholder: Turns out QA is important
Makrosian_Tae: "we broke the game for value"
elkae: Please do not have voice acting please do not have voice acting
BrowneePoints: I just watched a youtube video about How that font became synonymous with American Chinese food the other day
TXC2: I have a copy of the OG Tenchu BTW, I should send it to LRR
: Are you shuriken about playing this?
Pteraspidomorphi: Totally normal ninja combat
WetPaperSack: why do they die backwards?
margieargie: Mmmmm, 2D ragdolling
Oscelot: That sounds fascinating actually. Would you mind tossing me the link? @BrowneePoints
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MikoKisai: I did not expect you to be able to unbreak it.
RealGamerCow: are you launching those out of your ass?
KBKarma: You're a ninja, you *can't* lose!
malsareus: the move of swish swish
doubledbear: rip horses
noSmokeFire: it's called "use sword", graham, get with the program
h3rsh3yb4r: was that fire background or in the path
t3h_f1gm3nt: oh snap i figured W+P was also gonna get cancelled
: its from Zelda 2
grgriffin3: Dropshotting shurikens, coming soon to a Call of Duty near you
KBKarma: Top left.
epsilon_vee: dead horse parallax
DoodlestheGreat: @BrowneePoints Did it involve Chun King Chinese food?
Solipsody: @Alness49 Yeah, I think PlayStation games generally had better physics than this.
MikoKisai: There is a health value in the top left
fiftymcnasty: HP top left
KBKarma: 160 health.
kilnfiendpotter: I'm just waiting for someone to tell us this is either honorable or dishonorable
mwlsn: love that camera jitter anytime you meet an obstacle
Oscelot: Yeah pretty much @kilnfiendpotter
EvilBadman: Ah, Trek to Nomi
Tom_Bruise: good thing the health stat has no drop shadow whatsoever
ValtheDrake: game has two reviews in poor English from accounts that have 2 and 3 games respectively
Oscelot: @BrowneePoints Thanks!
TehAmelie: are those gates regularly built on the middle of a country road?
matthaus_c: cans of monster
KBKarma: 495 health.
Angreed66: ninja's more ethical than samurai
Alness49: Steam Reviews: Mostly Dishonorable
fiftymcnasty: 495 hp now?
Too_Many_Knives: Coffee boss
Oscelot: @ValtheDrake always a good sign
bolas_dnd: Very tiny health in the corner
ThorSokar: So this is someone who played the Kingdom: (name) series of games and was like "easy I can do that"
WetPaperSack: Pretty sure you now have mesothelioma
kilnfiendpotter: Ah yes, feudal Japan was famous for all of their dead horses.
ValtheDrake: @kilnfiendpotter one of the reviews got you covered: Unlike from history in the game the Ninja is doing the "honorable" way of taking revenge from the one who was killing fellow Shinobis' near by and getting help from the Empress of Gold.
fuzzy_died: that health is unreadable
fiftymcnasty: you stqarted at 185
CanPlayGames: You are Nin-Ja?
LarkSachrosis: With no drop shadow
Tom_Bruise: They think they're safe
malsareus: just clip through
KBKarma: Murder through the cart!
noSmokeFire: your health is using proper ninja technique and hiding against the sun
t3h_f1gm3nt: oh god yeah i couldnt see it cause of the background
bolas_dnd: Man i love video games
KBKarma: Tiptoe through the tulips!
TehAmelie: oh, top left. i would have missed it
Oscelot: Murder on Cart Mountain
NewtyNewts: So, black is health drops?
WearingCats_CwC: It's a good thing you're wearing black to blend in with this daytime countryside road
NewtyNewts: Because they're at 475 now
elkae: PRAISE BE
ValtheDrake: must be good for the pores
TehAmelie: that was easy xD
RealGamerCow: A WINNER IS YOU!
Pteraspidomorphi: Well then
: Didn't take long!
t3h_f1gm3nt: HECK YEAH SUB OCEAN
YareNiDaze: SUBOCEAN GET
Pteraspidomorphi: That's it
elkae: So early!
Solipsody: The ultimate technique!
mwlsn: Visit scenic subocean
Violet__Violence: that was damn quick
SkylerRingtail: Sub Ocean in a 2D game?!
northos: accidental sub ocean best sub ocean
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MenomeAlice: How is this both identical in quality to, and yet superior in quality to, a Gilson B. Pontes game?
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WetPaperSack: That was really fast
bwk789: That's time for GDQ
Dragonas77: And time!
grgriffin3: That feels great
matthaus_c: not a PB but close
Khalahd: Alex is a speed game breaker
JessKay: oh he zooming
rabbitgta: spe3d runn1ng
NewtyNewts: Clipping subocean get!
: The promised land!
shurtal: time to destruction
cuttlefishman: 20min from stream start to subocean
raulghoulia: did we meet the empress?
DoodlestheGreat: Sub ocean in less than ten minutes.
Kelderan: We did it, boys!
Jethrain: could this be the first 2D sub-ocean?
3cbb: subocean in a 2d platformer too wow
kilnfiendpotter: I award 4/10 Honor Points
Oscelot: "I am POTATOMAN"
Alness49: The Deadpool we have at home
BrowneePoints: so W is climb?
Oscelot: rofl @kilnfiendpotter
KBKarma: That is a very shit menu.
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Mangledpixel: ah, the battling menus systems
t3h_f1gm3nt: yeah last time i can recall getting to the subocean in a 2d game was that one cucumber detecitve game
elkae: Under 20 minutes to subocean is a strong contender
margieargie: Ah, some grade S garbage here
ShawnTM11: All he knows is he must STEALTH KILL CHAOS!
mwlsn: the menu menu
WetPaperSack: I can only imagine what those achievements look like
TehAmelie: did we even see an empress in the story?
Tom_Bruise: well as far as games go that were programmed by being carved into stone, it's not *that* bad
KBKarma: It was, yes.
malsareus: we got to the sub ocean so fast today
bwk789: w is climb up apparently, does that work for the cart?
GreyFox0012: i like how it has to say made with unity as if that wasnt blindingly obvious
betweenmyself: I want a game that hides the HUD in a stereogram, so you gotta cross your eyes Magic Eye style to see what your health is at.
cuttlefishman: @elkae 20min from stream start, that includes stream introduction also
FarleyF: Press G only with his consent
matthaus_c: oob window
GreatWahooney: then just don't touch the carts, easy
kilnfiendpotter: I love how this game deeply explores the deep enmity between Ninjas and their worst nemeses: Carts.
TehAmelie: other question, did Japan ever have an empress? i understand it's been about 1300 years of emperors
princess_intell: happy garbage day
TXC2: so I looked it up, all wikipedia has happening in Japan in this year was the former emperor became a priest
NewtyNewts: Yeah, black scrolls appear to be health drops
adi_pie: As porcupines are known to do
Brozard: Secrecy Cart Jutsu
: @cuttlefishman Yes, hence "under 20 minutes"
BrowneePoints: so W is climb
Gascitygaming: those little black pickups seem to be health?
miniMacGuru: The game said you could climb trees at the beginning?
Oscelot: So on the upside, this game has given me the idea that it would be really cool to set a story in Jomon era Japan
malsareus: @kilnfiendpotter Ninjas think 2 day shipping is bad for porters
GreatWahooney: hey chat, is this the first game of the stream?
princess_intell: @txc2 congrats to them?
SAJewers: do you have a doublejump?
NightValien28: GreatWahooney yeah
adambomb625: @GreatWahooney yes
KBKarma: @GreatWahooney Yup!
TXC2: GreatWahooney yeap
Shadowsoflife: @Oscelot Neat
DoodlestheGreat: Climb a tree?
3cbb: @GreatWahooney yes but they watched more ads from one of last week's games before starting
Undersol: weird place to end the game
MikoKisai: The help text at the start said that you can climb trees
emberBecky: at least your enemies are just as clueless. maybe they'll clip out if you wait
cuttlefishman: is there a seperate button for the second jump?
Jethrain: @GreatWahooney the first "game", we started with a mobile game ads update
Kelderan: Is it really necessary to do a flip each and every time we jump?
malsareus: do we have a grappling hook?
BrowneePoints: OH can you climb a tree?
RocknGrohlNerd: this is now speedrun, all subocean%
KBKarma: Oh yeah, maybe you can climb a tree?
cuttlefishman: @Kelderan yes, I've seen naruto
bwk789: w was climb up on the menus
GreatWahooney: cool, I'll catch the vod for the ads later I guess
TehAmelie: the purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people
LadyLockwood92: This cart is a jungle. It's impassable on foot.
corefluxx: This looks harder than Ninja Gaiden 2
HIYgamer: @Kelderan Yes. Ninjas can't jump without doing a flip
ThorSokar: This seems to be a knockoff of the Kingdom series, they impassible obstacle probably means you need to go left to get something to remove it
Kelderan: Fair cuttlefishman. Fair.
KBKarma: That tree near the cart looks like it's in the foreground.
TehAmelie: hashtag real ultimate power
DoodlestheGreat: And a sandwich.
accountmadeforants: I'm starting to think the subocean was the finish line
MikoKisai: Try the tree closer to the cart?
Solipsody: Can you just wait for it to finish burning down?
KBKarma: Subocean time?
LadyLockwood92: I think you're stuck.
t3h_f1gm3nt: we about to subocean again?
BrowneePoints: i'm wondering if you're supposed to climb that tree
bolas_dnd: sub lake
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corefluxx: Stuck in the forground horse?
malsareus: so you're telling me this is kingdom hearts?
TehAmelie: trapped between the floor and the deep blue sea
matthaus_c: the kill field wasn't in the mood before
SpacePotato01: he committed sub-a-ku
Oscelot: Wait what the. I just realized... that's a colonial building
CanPlayGames: Maybe the cart is a lesson on the futility of war?
malsareus: helper areas? what?
Inari_Kitsune: I'm so excited! got my chores done and there is garbage for me!
TehAmelie: ha, cheat lines. i wish Horizon Zero Dawn had those as optional
elkae: it's so garbaaaage hahaha
BrowneePoints: object collision is hard
NewtyNewts: No subocean this time
iris_of_ether: Like swiss cheese
DoodlestheGreat: Well... the H thing is nice.
TXC2: and you'd know those were there HOW?
Anaerin: That ground is like 1 pixel tall...
Tom_Bruise: The moment we tried to play the game on its terms, we fell through the ground and died
: the ground is just a ligt suggestion
JessKay: one button to show and another button to hide feels like they couldn't figure out how to make it a toggle without toggling every frame
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betweenmyself: I was really hoping the commas would have been poorly placed to suggest you could only climb “open trees”
Kelderan: Progress is generous
asthanius: @txc2 I think they’re helpers, not invisible
Solipsody: This is the most porous level I think I've ever seen.
bwk789: is health persistant?
raulghoulia: pacifist run?
noSmokeFire: I don't understand how you could possibly stumble on those hlper areas without the HUD
NewtyNewts: This game makes you FEEL like a fragile ninja
KBKarma: Hey Bart. What do you call it when it's not exactly dirt, but it ain't exactly water?
BrowneePoints: OH so you can climb the ledge then hop on trees to avoid enemies
BrowneePoints: neat idea, bad execution
kilnfiendpotter: I appreciate that the title screen design for this game pays deep tribute to the ancient Japanese design of nested parentheses.
Violet__Violence: the sound effect for the attack cracks me up
elkae: love the random tori gates, just out peppered across the fields
WearingCats_CwC: I like that the enemies will also just spam attack and flail around until you die
Jadenim: Where did the ninja get the shura Ken sub machine gun?
Mazrae: Hey G how are you feeling
kaynSD: oh yes, I finally get to watch some garbage day. Missed you both doing this and was very happy to see the mobile games on the youtube vods I caught up on
BrowneePoints: so do we climb the building then jump from it to the tree?
matthaus_c: @kilnfiendpotter love the parenthesis, gotta be one of my favourite katakanas
Foxmar320: The animation quality in this game is on a new level
Oscelot: @kilnfiendpotter I am *cackling* XD
Walla_tv: do the helper areas only show after dying ?
MrQBear: isn't 'w' climb?
Anaerin: Maybe they just didn't put the "Helpers" in on this level.
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kilnfiendpotter: ::shakes fist:: Carts!!!
jaimeblacken: i left 10 minutes ago and they're still here!
Violet__Violence: whoa, hey raiders!
TXC2: hello raiders
Kikoskia: How do!
mwlsn: Empress of Gold, programmed in Scheme
Anaerin: @Walla_tv They're supposed to show up when you press "H"
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thrythlind: Heya, I come with the raid.
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NewtyNewts: @kilnfiendpotter (shatner voice)
Gascitygaming: can we jump from the roof?
ashteranic: Off the top of the building, perhaps?
Kikoskia: Some fine looking garbage there!
TXC2: hello Kikoskia welcome
Violet__Violence: welcome in everyone
elkae: welcome raiders!
WolvzReign: What in the hell is this XD
YareNiDaze: Hey raiders. Also, holy shit Kikoskia. That's a name I haven't heard in a LONG time.
malsareus: we are assuming this 2nd level *has* helper areas
BrowneePoints: Can we jump from the top of the building to the tree?
canoecrasher: Can you jump from the top of the building to a tree?
Kikoskia: Tis no problem! Kiko works!
Athelgar: @kilnfiendpotter the terrible villain of a missed ), } or ;
TehAmelie: did we break the help by finishing that level with it on, maybe?
Laserbeaks_Fury: I'm gonna bet, there's just no more game; this is as far as they developed
RocknGrohlNerd: Hi raiders
hivefleetdarknell: hot! live! garbage!
aitsu100: the heck is up with this persons legs
Violet__Violence: whatever "this" is
ValtheDrake: waaait, Kikoskia? I know that name!
ThorSokar: Terrible might be too generous
Foxmar320: Game "Empress of Gold"
Makrosian_Tae: "And now...this"
raulghoulia: aw man, Kiko I love your videos
Spectre97: Holy damn Kikoskia is a blast from the past
KBKarma: The greatest enemy: the ground, and carts.
CanPlayGames: Maybe the cart is a lesson on the futility of war?
BrowneePoints: You jumped and climbed and it let you hang to double jamp back to the roof
MenomeAlice: Maybe try jumping from the building to where tree platforms would be? 🤔
arisorio: Ah enemies
Kelderan: Only improper windows so far
BrowneePoints: so I think it wants you to jump from the roof to the tree
Solipsody: The rooftop-jump-to-tree idea sounds solid.
malsareus: the sub ocean claims all wo seek to pass the cart
KBKarma: They're on three visits to the subocean now.
arisorio: Can you crouch through the left
Anaerin: That seems a very short jump...
LarkSachrosis: !card Three Visits
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noSmokeFire: I see this game believes in negative coyote time
arisorio: NVM that works
TehAmelie: a 2D platformer where you regularly fall through the ground is quite an achievement in bad design
Tom_Bruise: game says no you didn't press jump. Who is to say
Kelderan: Ninja wasn't feeling it
Kikoskia: I do not envy you.
KBKarma: I wonder how this was coded. I think I'd be even more upset if this was using a toolkit.
NewtyNewts: It's a None-ja!
BrowneePoints: THE PLATFORMS HAVE HITBOXES!
BrowneePoints: that's why the window is gimping your jump!
Foxmar320: Ive never seen a ninja with such a bad jump
Kelderan: Simply t-pose into the roof
malsareus: I'm impressed the dude can do a full somersault in that jump
Sorator13: It's also really weird that your only jump option is a salto
: I bet jump height and other "physics" are based on framerate as well, so you can probably clip into things if your computer runs it slowly
kilnfiendpotter: I'm fairly sure this architectural style is like...Napa wine country? I swear I've been to at least two vineyeards with patios like that.
MrVirite: does holding jump make a difference?
thavleifrim: is it one of the games where you jump higher if you hold jump
matthaus_c: man I love celeste
Oscelot: @KBKarma I would be astonished if it wasn't, considering this design seems very mucch like a premade
Solipsody: Can you wall jump at all? Off the carts maybe?
Coloneljesus: maybe the carts just have insane HP
WearingCats_CwC: Gravity was very high in 14th century Japan
Mazrae: go ninja, go ninja, go..... away
: Michelle's commentary best addition
: kilnfiendpotter they have wine in Japan right?
Oscelot: @kilnfiendpotter Yeeeeah. The house at the beginning is trying very hard to be tudor too
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betweenmyself: @foxmar320 ninjas without mad hops are extra stealthy out of embarrassment, so no wonder you haven’t seen them
BrowneePoints: Yea looks like interactable platforms have collision which is why jumping around them is such a pain
KBKarma: I like how it goes from climbing to climbed without any in between frames.
Oscelot: @betweenmyself Amazing lol
TheWarDoctor8: > *Can't climb* > *Shows dominance access roof anyway*
GrassVortex: or are the helper guides a one time use thing?
FacelessManAboutTown: Hello Professors Stark and Steacy
Inari_Kitsune: @kenohki2 omg hi!
MrQBear: @kenohki2 Heya Kenohki!
Coloneljesus: try the tree right next to the carts
KBKarma: Subocean claims another run.
noSmokeFire: the twist when the kill zone gets you is sending me
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AtomicAlchemical: Holy BUS it's garbage day!
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Jethrain: there's a video playthrough that shows where the "helper areas" are and it's a complete bs-looking hitbox on that last tree
kenohki2: Hi Inari_Kitsune
BusTed: (((( Game Over ))))
AnOddSmith: well I came in at a GREAT time
kenohki2: Hi MrQBear
margieargie: I love that you've never died from the enemies, just from the sub-ocean
ChippTunes: If the shogun just had a few more carts lying around he wouldn’t have to get rid of all the ninja, it’s like their Kryptonite
Sorator13: Try turning off helper mode before finishing the level?
MikoKisai: So, the guide for this game says something interesting... "set the graphics quality to 'fantastic'. Any other graphics mode may glitch the players ability to jump high in-game."
TehAmelie: make sure to turn off the helper before the end of the level is my tip
Sorator13: @MikoKisai w h a t
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Solipsody: Ohhh, ninja! Could this really be the end? To be stuck behind burning carts in feudal Japan again...
Rhynerd: the graphics setting affects jump height?
Jethrain: i think it was set to fantastic already
Oscelot: What the bus
GreatWahooney: EXCUSE ME
Violet__Violence: literally what
YareNiDaze: I'M SORRY WHAT
t3h_f1gm3nt: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
mwlsn: ah yes, the well-known texture-size-dependent jump
asthanius: It’s based on framerate
Kelderan: A M A Z I N G
KBKarma: Not fantastic enough?
TXC2: that is wild
kilnfiendpotter: Yeaahh that stone wall construction is 100% contemporary, not at all feudal Japan
JoshManVGH: Double Fantastic!
Darleysam: yeah, can we see the glitched jump?!
elkae: @Jethrain no wayyyyyyy
jessieimproved: We've always been fantastic
richard_ermen: This is bizarre if true
Solipsody: Do we all have to turn up the resolution of the stream, too?
MrQBear: so wait, w is climb, which is different from jump?
Kelderan: inb4 the graphics have no noticeable difference.
CouldntPickAUsername: I just got here, are we not fantastic?
: oh yea the jump is smaller
Jethrain: that looks way lower
Laserbeaks_Fury: Frame Based Jumping hight
Invertin: is- is jumping tied to framerate somehow???
GhostValv: insert the office meme
Oscelot: @MrQBear That's a good point. Can we *climb* trees?
KBKarma: I think you can actually jump *worse*
Solipsody: If you hold down jump?
mwlsn: It said "affect" the jump height, not in which direction
malsareus: we're all trapped by carts here in Japan
mountaindudepdx: earlier you stuck to a wall and back flipped away, very high
DoodlestheGreat: At least we're all eagreed that carts are the enemy.
JoshManVGH: Jumping seem fast... is it tied to framerate?
kav2k: Looks like you need an FPS limiter?..
Jethrain: that jump is definitely worse
KBKarma: It's worse!
dylan16807: quick let's run a benchmark in the background
kilnfiendpotter: "Between Two Carts" should be the name of this game
TehAmelie: i like that they put in the option of having worse graphics that makes the game unplayable, for people with less than fantastic machines
Oscelot: Amazing lol
NovusUltimus: Did they somehow tie jumping to framerate?
KBKarma: So that was it *upgraded*
BrowneePoints: Platformers, surprisingly difficult to make well
Oscelot: Yessss @kilnfiendpotter
NewtyNewts: Quite easily, apparently.
adi_pie: There's always further to fall
JoshManVGH: @invertin team same brain!
WolvzReign: I'm assuming holding jump doesn't shift anything
malsareus: the other jump was the GOOD one??
LadyLockwood92: I...I think this game *might* be bad. Don't quote me on that.
TXC2: is...is the jump based on pixels ?
MrQBear: @MrQBear we keep trying but I don't know if you can even tell which ones are interactible.
zed_alpha: oh dear god
: oh I know how it is possible, and it is a real beginner mistake
zed_alpha: That font
zed_alpha: Oh dear GOD
KBKarma: Windowed, possibly?
Jadenim: How does that even work?!
: @LadyLockwood92 I don't know what gives you that idea
notthepenguins: I'm assuming Telesto
WolvzReign: Damage in Destiny in general has FPS problems
ashteranic: Oh there's been several destiny weapons that've had wrong behavior at different FPSs
notthepenguins: Because Telesto had all the spicy bugs
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Hangedman: as a game developer who works in unity i absolutely cannot figure out why it's that way. the othrr way round, i would get
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josh___something: Cabal weapons did that
ashteranic: and some enemies as well
canoecrasher: Maybe try lower or higher resolution?
h3rsh3yb4r: dark souls 2 weapons broke faster at 60
Rourke9: It’s a surprisingly easy mistake
Foxmar320: I have no idea ive not heard of that Graham
Athelgar: could windowed mode be necessary to account for stretched resolution?
betweenmyself: 1k Voices?
adambomb625: can you lower framerate through your computer?
Crad0k: peter molyneux was a bastard for tying everything to raw clock speed
LordZarano: @TehAmelie It's defult Unity
CouldntPickAUsername: my favorite is 7th guest, a puzzle is unbeatable on modern processors because the AI is too smrt now
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notthepenguins: yeah that did happen in DS2
doubledbear: Or dark souls weapon durability tying to fps
accountmadeforants: Lots of games (especially console ports) have game logic tied to FPS. Some even have it tied to CPU frequency.
Oscelot: Whyyyy does the rock in that cart have physics?!
Kelderan: If it does more damage on FPS would you call that a... Fatal Frame™
JoshManVGH: Dark Souls 3 had ladder animations that broke world boundaries and fall through the floor at 60 FPS
Oscelot: *screams in colliders*
Rourke9: The lasers were n heists had an issue this season doing more damage at higher fps
Cannons_are_an_instrument: There was an annoying sequence in Saints row 4 that you couldn't complete if your framerate was too low
Oscelot: @BrowneePoints OH NO XD
mountaindudepdx: you did like a Chun Li, off the wall jump, earlier
TehAmelie: going under 30 fps would let you cheat like hell, too
BrindleBoar: I think DS1 remake is 30 or 59... because 60 is borked
malsareus: science occurred
Hangedman: but if framerate was tied to physics, it'd usually jump *higher* on poor fps
EvilBadman: Didn't Dark Souls 1 or 2 fps also break weapon durability?
BrindleBoar: er not remake, remaster
Hangedman: so i have no clue how they did this
KBKarma: SUBOCEAN 5!
matthaus_c: @EvilBadman ds2 on release, yes
TimeToFry: Oh my god
jessieimproved: found it
Oscelot: @BrowneePoints That music is doing SO MUCH heavy lifting
korvys: yeah, seems like your PC is just too good
kaynSD: lovely subocean
YeetTheRich_: If you slide down ladders on 60 fps dsfix you fall through the world
mountaindudepdx: You trip the trap!
zed_alpha: How did we find the subocean in a SIDE SCROLLER?!
WolvzReign: Huge Skips
: SUBOCEAN GET! Again
Gizmoloid: I don't even think it's tied to FPS, looks like it's tied to just the setting regardless of framerate
Jethrain: there used to be a bug in the pit of heresy dungeon in destiny that used to just dome you in a load transition if your FPS was too high too
YareNiDaze: Ninja go brrrrr
Rebornflames: sub ocean!
Solipsody: This is the worst thing you've played in a while, honestly.
Admiralmatt: i think you can climb higher on the tree
TXC2: EvilBadman 60fps made DS1 degrade twice as fast
WolvzReign: That saves so much in your splits
notthepenguins: my favorite bit was on Mostly Walking (Day9 and two others' adventure game stream) some of the ooold games just went at TURBOSPEED because of modern framertes
BrowneePoints: Yea I shared a trailer for this btw Graham.
KyranTheWalker: Love that you have to try NOT to fall into the subocean.
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Angnor33: Go ninja go ninja go!
JoshManVGH: There was something weird with Vanquish on PC that was tied to frame rate. Like the game was WAY harder because the guns fired TOO fast.
malsareus: if we fall far enough do we get back to the level?
Darleysam: this is actually an ancient japanese ninja stealth technique
bolas_dnd: this is peak garbage game
Kelderan: Cue Chariots of Fire on a kazoo
eric_christian_berg: This game is actually set in Centralia.
GreatWahooney: can you even accidentally make it this bad or does it take deliberate effort
raulghoulia: 4 games in 1
WearingCats_CwC: This is high level ninjitsu
GrassVortex: ramp up the resolution to make it run slower??
Anaerin: Can you turn vsync off? Or on?
malsareus: well "work"
betweenmyself: @loadingreadyrun 1K Voices was bugged at higher framerates, allowing for more explosions than intended
JoshManVGH: Now it's for the science!
aggrocrow: what's this Interstellar bullshit?
notthepenguins: which made a couple sequences in I thnk one of the Kings Quests undoable
Gekyouryuu: fell too fast, the ground was distracted and didn't catch you
KBKarma: I think Windowed might make a difference as well.
Laserbeaks_Fury: And now you jump like 2x
MolaMolaphant: I wanna know how many people managed to get to the achievements
ShamelessMatt: this game takes pit traps very seriously
Solipsody: @Darleysam Genbukan here, can confirm.
DanTheMediocre: can you cap your framerate manually somehow
TheSpindash: @Anaerin Set Vsync to "More"
korvys: I think your PC might just be too good - like, you need a lower fps, etc.
Oscelot: @Anaerin Looks like there's no options sadly
Earthenone: this is not my beautiful framerate
margieargie: See, when flying is "throwing yourself at the ground a missing", that's not what that means!
Cleekru: try pressing g and then h on the second level?
ashteranic: 10000 voices had a bug with its audio
Jethrain: thousand voices sounds right
A_Dub888: Hi friends, what level of garbage are we on?
JoshManVGH: Wow that jump seemed smoother!
Oscelot: @A_Dub888 so much garbage my friend
TXC2: hello A_Dub888 welcome
Foxmar320: Ive never heard of a 1kv damage bug but I know it had a audio bug
Anaerin: You could do it in the NVidia control panel, but that seems like a lot of bother.
Shadowsoflife: @A_Dub888 Ninja
SnowBuddy18: play at 15fps and you'll jump forever
EvilBadman: imagine trying to armchair techsupport a watch and play game lol
ValtheDrake: @A_Dub888 oh it's ripe
Solipsody: I have this problem all the time; you have to go into your PlayStation2's System menu and set the disk speed to "low".
Oscelot: @A_Dub888 Like legit time to subocean from the start of this game was about two minutes
jessicaengle: Eyyyy! Garbage day!
Darleysam: yeah didn't 1kVoices sound like 100kVoices
malsareus: time to face our cart nemesis
raulghoulia: watched a video. the two high cart is supposed to have a climbable tree next to it. this version so far doesn't
betweenmyself: To be fair a lot of D2 exotics have been bugged at various points
BrowneePoints: OKAY so on the 2nd tree by the carts
fuzzy_died: Does the helper function work now?
fiftymcnasty: Imagine if the real ground was liek that
DanTheMediocre: some graphics cards let you set specific settings per program
BrowneePoints: So on the 2nd tree by the carts go halfway to the left branch, jump straight up and try to climb
KBKarma: The cart is tied to frame rate?
Gizmoloid: @loadingreadyrun can you turn on FPS counter in steam overlaybto see if there's any difference between settings? Just curious since it looks identical.
TomfooleryFox: Hey all, just arrived and I'm already thematically so confused.
Kelderan: At least someone got through the cart
Solipsody: Can you wait on the rooftop for all the guys to come and maybe the cart won't spawn?
Sorator13: see if helper mode works now?
Laserbeaks_Fury: That's spawning the cart before the horse
LadyLockwood92: Feudal Japan is known for its easily accessible subocean.
Angreed66: maybee you have to out pace the cart
TXC2: hello TomfooleryFox welcome
GreatWahooney: but does it spawn the cart before the horse
MolaMolaphant: Colony had a bug where higher frame rates wouldn't let the projectiles track. back in 2018
accountmadeforants: Saints Row 2 on PC would only run normally when the CPU had a 3.2 GHz clock frequency, because that's the Xbox 360's clock. (Though amusingly, I never noticed my first time around, because that was what my CPU was running at at the time.)
MrQBear: oh WAIT! because you can't jump high enough, is that why you can't use W to catch on the branch?
Tangsm: What sort of cart based accident results in them stacking like this?
bolas_dnd: the Great Cart of Japan
TheSpindash: Finally a game that has realistic jumping.
malsareus: does the middle part have a horizontal colider?
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malsareus: Japan never asked for this
wench_tacular: ba dum tsh
Oscelot: Accurate, Alex. XD
Jadenim: Hey ooooo
bolas_dnd: good joke
BrowneePoints: So I watched someone playing this and they went to the tree nearest the carts, about halfway to the left of the branch, jumped straight up and climbed
Darleysam: man if only you weren't confined to this single plane of existence
TehAmelie: there in the background, is that a modern apartment building with pagoda bits?
AugmentingPath: It's not a "hold to jump" type of deal, is it?
BrowneePoints: other side
KBKarma: Oh hey, Graham is consuming Tim Hortons. I've heard differing reports on the quality of Tim Hortons from Canadaians. Graham, opinions?
gnyrinn: The level design up to the standard we've come to expect of the entrants(?) of this show.
Invertin: maybe your computer is too good to jump high enough
BrowneePoints: yep. there's were also showing helpers for this level so /shrug
cuttlefishman: The coffee is bad
BloodnBullets: is there a specific climb button?
KBKarma: Yeah, that's what I've heard.
CouldntPickAUsername: I personally am offended, this game is not beautiful at all
Oscelot: But importantly: donuts.
Hangedman: your current velocity might matter, so it may need to be a running jump
AtomicAlchemical: How are the bit though?
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: those timbits tho
cuttlefishman: Having worked at a Tim's Camp before
adi_pie: I drank it, and it was not great.
cuttlefishman: coffees bad
BrowneePoints: are you supposed to climb without jumping?
adi_pie: Donuts were good
CouldntPickAUsername: the only beautiful thing here is the streamers and the audience
KBKarma: Thanks, that verifies what I've heard.
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TehAmelie: i trust Serge's word that it's just bad on a technical level. but also people can just have their favorites
Oscelot: Wb @CptnFalafel !
Kelderan: Maybe we have to go back to Fantastic. XD
bv310: their coffee offers one value: it's cheap caffeine when there's no other option
Laserbeaks_Fury: It looks like theres a dirt pile on the path that might be giving you that extra pixel of ehight
KBKarma: The motion of that model...
They_Are_Alyx: I'm forever sad they got rid of blueberry fritters
quietcat: the guide implies there is a boost jump you can do from climbing, does not say how to climb though
Jethrain: i think your jump is somehow way shorter than the other video
Inari_Kitsune: i am having donuts now...but is a place called Bosa
Darleysam: I had a postman once (here in the UK) who proudly told me he imported his Tim Horton's coffee over from Canada. I could only smile, nod, and sympathise
josh___something: Can you hold the climb button?
Anaerin: Coffee used to be okay. Then they got their "Dark Roast" for everything and it's just bad. The wonders f being owned by a Brazillian Conglomerate.
Oscelot: Oh lord @Darleysam
TheWriterAleph: new shinobi who dis
Violet__Violence: twitch why
BloodnBullets: well something snapped
CouldntPickAUsername: *phases through ceiling* that's how it's supposed to work
bolas_dnd: game broke the stram
GreatWahooney: nooo, my stram
accountmadeforants: Game why
Violet__Violence: game so bad it broke twitch
Admiralmatt: can you climb the tree to the left of the house?
BigDaddyBland87: game broke stream
t3h_f1gm3nt: twitch pls
cuttlefishman: The ninja killed the stream
AzureishDragoon: The ninja killed the stream D :
Darleysam: @Oscelot yep!
josh___something: oh no... it broke the stream
DanTheMediocre: sticky keys just turned on
YareNiDaze: Game so bad it broke stream.
Laserbeaks_Fury: They made it, oh it amazing
: Game too powerful
Arazien: Finally, the game broke the stream
TheMandrew: game so garbage it killed the stream
fiftymcnasty: Well, game so bad it broke Twitch
Astra7525: Guess we crashed the streaming-PC
TehAmelie: game too bad, rip stream
NimrodXIV: Twitch objects to this game
bolas_dnd: now it's just +Play
MrVirite subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 39 months!
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UncannyJimjams: The game is so broken twitch broke in solidarity
Oscelot: *gets out the picnic gear*
niccus: obs found the subocean
A_Dub888: Game too garbage for stream
Laserbeaks_Fury: The game is so much better now
BrindleBoar: twitch subocean achieved
SpacePotato01: they were meddling with forces beyond their control
Foxmar320: Jumped to hard
red_shoes_jeff: Ninjas assassinated the stream.
Jadenim: Guessing the subocean is spreading to the stream computer?
Anaerin: Stream entered the subocean.
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 39:01.
JoshManVGH: Is the STREAM tied to Framerate!?
aitsu100: G said snap and Thanos felt pity on us all
josh___something: also, hi @Darleysam o/
: Not much. What's up with you, dog?
TXC2: Remain calm chat
bv310: @Darleysam I had some pretty dire drip coffee when I lived in Ipswich, that guy might have had a point.
grgriffin3: Game so glitchy it glitched the stream, gotta love it
RocknGrohlNerd: oh no are we the ninja now? di we fall into subocean?
Mazrae: I was wondering if it was just my phone buffering or if it has went down
TehAmelie: and we're back
Sorator13: when you fall into the subocean too many times...
t3h_f1gm3nt: we back?
matthaus_c: !findquote panic
LRRbot: Quote #3419: "This is how you properly panic." —Ian [2016-09-14]
accountmadeforants: We back
RAICx: We're back!
DoodlestheGreat: <message deleted>panicBasket OH NOES!!! QUICK!!! EVERYBODY PICNIC!!!! panicBasket
djalternative: oh good. it wasn't just me
Darleysam: the stream PC just clipped through the floor and into the sub-ocean
Gascitygaming: next game it is lol
Foxmar320: Stream is back
notthepenguins: oh hey we're back
: The game is so bad it broke the stream
Darleysam: @josh___something hello!
ValtheDrake: stream back
KBKarma: Stream is back, hit F5.
thavleifrim: the game guide says you can jump higher by holding up while jumping
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Ritaspirithntr: Well that happened
Sethalidos: game was so bad it broke the stream
zed_alpha: That was hilarious
JoshManVGH: Stream tied to framerate confirmed
RocknGrohlNerd: hello and we back
SquidVorb: I thought my Wi-Fi died
Violet__Violence: hello again lol
LadyLockwood92: Yeah, game broke stream.
TXC2: REFRESH FOR STREAM
LoadingReadyRun: sorry all we seem to be back
MAPBoardgames: The game sucked so bad the stream crashed.
matthaus_c: stream briefly found the subocean, but quickly hit the kill field and respawned
Oscelot: *smacks ads* I want to seeeeeee
Sorator13: I see we made it past the cart?
KBKarma: Thanks, Paul. Thaul.
JessKay: stream clipped into the subocean
Sorator13: oh, no, we didn't
WolvzReign: W o w
JoshManVGH: Must return to FANTASTIC settings
swallowedtheanchor subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 99 months!
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Earthenone: did we go back to fantastic?
MAPBoardgames: Is this a ninja in Mexico? (yellow filter)
Admiralmatt: can you climb up the same tree more?
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jaimeblacken: did you move past it?
malsareus: well you see all these jumps must be pixel perfect
MikoKisai: I suspect your machine is too powerful for even "Fantastic" to be slow enough. The game is over 6 years old, after all.
TheMadPunter: Hey hey it's GAAAARBAGE Day!
Serifina: Oh hey I missed that it was time for t5rash
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tyrsredritehand: Hardcore garbage
JoshManVGH: This is one heck of a puzzle game
richard_ermen: I think the climb there doesnt work because its set wrong. Most likely the entire section has never been test played.
TXC2: hello Serifina
matthaus_c: maybe this game was made for machines that had trouble running Skyrim out of the box
KBKarma: But if the ninja t-poses... how will you know?
Duffadash: Can you not kill the dudes and instead use them to get high?
jessicaengle: Tea pose?
korvys: Maybe if you don't kill those other dudes the framerate will be lower
SnowBuddy18: I like that the amount of health is so absurd that they don't even need to show it to you
accountmadeforants: I see, this is a Kaizo game
Serifina: @TXC2 heeeeey
Oscelot: @Serifina Heya :3 *passes over leftover cocoa from the picnic*
josh___something: Considering how high the mantle is for the trees on the first level. I think we've been locked out of progression because the PC too good
drcanonball: wait, thats a ninja? i thought it was a monkey with knife for some reason
interiorexplosion: There's a very small bump to the left, will that height help?
droodtheozeference subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 39 months!
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Serifina: @Serifina Ooooooh
BrowneePoints: yea the lighting in this one even looks different
DanTheMediocre: I imagine those tree handholds are at the same height again and last level you couldnt get close to grabbing on
zed_alpha: Maybe we were *supposed* to go into the sub-ocean, but we just missed the prompt to wave dash through the obstacle course that's below the level?
betweenmyself: Think of the climbing mechanic like a series of bus stops… Sometimes the bus driver doesn’t come to work cause he has a hangover.
KBKarma: Maybe you have to goomba stomp those dudes to get over the cart instead of killing them with shuriken?
shurtal: i'm starting to think th keyboard will break before progress gets made
Arazien: These jumps have all the quality of NES TMNT
BrowneePoints: I wonder if they tried patching this and it just broke
TXC2: a Monkey with a knife would be far more dangerous then this
Shadowsoflife: @Serifina read that as from the panic
JoshManVGH: Yes you too can spend hours a day jumping a dead horse in Empire of Gold, on Steam, TODAY!
Diabore: can you break the barricade?
Coloneljesus: have I ever told you the definition of insanity?
Tom_Bruise: somehow I don't think sense is going to get us through this obstacle
malsareus: Tim Curry we failed you
Solipsody: This is starting to make me actually sad. This is such a basic thing to fail at...
KBKarma: You will be hearing that sound in your *sleep*.
LarkSachrosis: I'm starting to think... this game might not be very good
Serifina: Panic is definitely a thing in my life
Earthenone: You Tried.
Kelderan: This is truly and majestically abysmal.
GreatWahooney: empress of dnf
Astra7525: I heard not all that glitters is actually gold
zed_alpha: Empress of gold's gym
Khalahd: Easier to find the sub ocean than to get over two carts, aww yeah
TwitchTVsFrank: you could run cinebench benchmarks in the background to lower your frame rate
DanTheMediocre: game sucks bc pc too beef
LRRbot: In the box is: the abyss!
adambomb625: Just move on at this point
Drasvin: The glitching through the floor seems to be the falling accelerating you faster than hit detection
fiftymcnasty: From Tarkov?
Oscelot: @Serifina Oh no =(
JoshManVGH: Quick, to the 90s?
NewtyNewts: Escape from the 80s!
TheSpindash: We all need to escape the 80s
Oscelot: Geez dang
betweenmyself: The truest form of rebellion is to cast yourself into the subocean to die.
NightValien28: most of us already escaped the 90s
KBKarma: That was many duders.
Foxmar320: oh good no title screen or anything
Drasvin: Hot start!
Reecer6: you did NOT escape the 80s0
TotallyNotaBeholder: Welcome to the game
malsareus: well that was uncalled for
: @Serifina It's fine.
CouldntPickAUsername: well that fun
wench_tacular: gotta act fast
CouldntPickAUsername: next game
DoodlestheGreat: That's pretty 80's.
elkae: that hit like a Monday morning
matthaus_c: man I love Fallout New Vegas
Hangedman: is this that PS5 instant loading everyone's been talking about
NightValien28: DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA
Earthenone: 80's were so violent
Kelderan: Too many mans!
JoshManVGH: Run And gun from launch!
KBKarma: RUN AWAY!
anyavamps: No menu only carnage
EightBitArcher subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 71 months!
EightBitArcher: escape? you're not both chained to the desk? happy garbag- WAIT WHAT DAKKA GO GO GO!
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AugmentingPath: git gud
Oscelot: Of course it has bullet time roflmao
ValtheDrake: this escalated... quickly
NewtyNewts: Escape from 80 Soldiers.
TXC2: we played a game like this before
Serifina: what. The. crap
CanPlayGames: Stranger Danger
RocknGrohlNerd: there is no escape
CouldntPickAUsername: best game ever 12/10
NightValien28: tarkov got nothing on this
niccus: fine, i'll stop complaining about long tutorials
Solipsody: I'll bet you this one doesn't have a second level.
zed_alpha: They're clipping through the box to cap your ass holy shit
wench_tacular: best game evar
KBKarma: Oh, no escape.
Dromos_GHG: Git gud!
Kelderan: Are you escaping, son?
GreatWahooney: what is this, firing squad simulator?
richard_ermen: Theres no clipping either
malsareus: there's so many mans
emberBecky: the perfect game
TheSpindash: Unlike the previous game, this one just throws you into all the action immediately, including every enemy in the game at once.
BrowneePoints: what's this game called?
Oscelot: They spent their UI time budget on getting bullet time working
JoshManVGH: The 80s are here. Get! Out!
niccus: 0 second to crates and guns
Serifina: OH MY GAWD
Mai_Andra: The entire game is just trying to get across this room.
Gascitygaming: i know you don't usually return the games from W+P but this might be one lol
NewtyNewts: Nah, it's gotta be 80.
corefluxx: is your character firing blanks?
CouldntPickAUsername: oh god, is there 80 of them?
: this is a nightmare
korvys: It's not a title, it's an instruction - ESCAPE!
RocknGrohlNerd: its just pure gameplay, letsgo
LarkSachrosis: Looks like someone figured out how to make a map and a monster spawner
Inari_Kitsune: is it about surviving for 80 seconds?
Astra7525: Ever seen the videogame equivalent of a cold open?
DoodlestheGreat: This is gonna be a quick one...
ashteranic: "We didn't playtest this at all"
NightValien28: there might be 80 of them
red_shoes_jeff: Stop resisting! Stop resisting!
jessicaengle: Is it 80's as in level of drugs = all?
accountmadeforants: What if this is some Frog Fractions bullshit where it makes you do this like a hundred times and then the actual game opens up.
adi_pie: Ah, FEAR looks different than I remember.
KBKarma: Oh hey, that cabinet over there is openable>
BloodnBullets: don't have to design levels if noone can get to them!
malsareus: the monkey oaw curled for you Graham
richard_ermen: Loool, someone took the map asset, set a spawn point and some shoot mechanics and then added 100 people. Game down in 20 mins
Foxmar320: Man this new Destiny raid is tough
TehAmelie: guess we don't have any alternate weapons or anything either
: This game requires to player to git gud, brah
LarkSachrosis: Is there anything behind you when you spawn?
Serifina: Dear sweet jesus
malsareus: they mostly talk in bullet
DanTheMediocre: I think it's headshot kills
matthaus_c: from where you're kneeling it must look like an 18 karat run of bad luck. truth is, the game was rigged from the start
niccus: superhot got rough
bv310: There's so many of them
Anaerin: Every bullet you shoot spawns another bad guy...
Jadenim: “You have the right to remain silent”
kais58: The ttk on this game is insane
Kelderan: The trash is strong this day
josh___something: IT looks like that locker is interactible?
Coloneljesus: are there cheat codes?
Anubis169: brakka brakka brakka brakka
GrassVortex: people asked for money for this??
KBKarma: I think you have to headshot everyone.
aitsu100: have we checked for a grenade button?
CouldntPickAUsername: steam description "This is a first person shooting game,The player is a pathfinder soldier, who is free to explore the surrounding area to collect intelligence,Players can kill the enemy or avoid the enemy's attack, so as to ensure that the health value can survive for as long as possible."
MikoKisai: This may be the asset flippiest asset flip we've ever seen.
zed_alpha: Can you pause?
raulghoulia: 10 feet. personal best
Tom_Bruise: press tilde and activate godmode and noclip?
GreatWahooney: was Max Payne always this hard?
CouldntPickAUsername: Alex you need to avoid the attacks
NewtyNewts: Can we Konami Code it?
Foxmar320: How much was it
TehAmelie: bullets move when you move. and when you don't
BigDaddyBland87: when you make the last game look amazing
TheWriterAleph: that could be the show motto
matthaus_c: the ol silent grenade
Mangledpixel: "so you see, if we fill the first room with 100 enemies, then they won't be able to tell we haven't made any more game beyond that"
aitsu100: i was right dang
Serifina: "I can't believe this is for sale" - G, like 2/3 of the games you give alex to play fall in this!
MikoKisai: @Foxmar320 It's €0.79 in Europe.
Anubis169: bullet time?
ValtheDrake: "free to explore" in a very limited sense
DanTheMediocre: this is almost like an fps puzzle game though
accountmadeforants: @CouldntPickAUsername Are those the instructions the dev gave ChatGPT to make this game?
DanTheMediocre: if it has an actual solution
TheSpindash: Getting Shot by Bennett Foddy
: on the Steam page "G the bomb" under the controlls
TheWriterAleph: we can shoot the game???
ashteranic: Only one of them seems to notice you when you spawn
AugmentingPath: Head and shoulders above Superhot
zed_alpha: I think you're right, it looks like it spawns an enemy every time you shoot a bullet.
MAPBoardgames: Does this count a 'spider faucet'?
TXC2: C&C Renegade let you switch between first and third person
malsareus: why do we drop our gunnet on death?
Coloneljesus: switching to your secondary weapon is always faster than reloading
Astra7525: These people multiply faster than we can kill them
Oscelot: Let's shoot the game please
Anubis169: incendiary grenade!
Kelderan: So glad we have a scope on that rifle.
Rebornflames: its following the retro game idea of the player wont realise how small our game is if they dont make it off the first screen
Sorator13: Those were some... interesting physics
Tehbeard: Bassy explosion for a hand grenade
Darleysam: is this someone's test level?
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bv310: Problem solving!
Foxmar320: Warlock nade spam build I see
NightValien28: found the strat
Solipsody: Is the enemy spawning tied to framerate? Can you change the graphics quality?
Anubis169: boom boom boom boom
Oscelot: @MAPBoardgames I have a feeling that it's loading more in the "death" screen so proooobably
ashteranic: and grenades don't seem to alert them
dtgill: Game solved
WetPaperSack: Apparently you have a grenade factory in your pants
Anaerin: It seems if you don't shoot they don't notice you.
DennyMcG: lobbing artillery
Sorator13: @WetPaperSack do you not?
betweenmyself: Welp, ya scared them all off
Mangledpixel: WetPaperSack doesn't everyone?
nyoomgoom: i guess that's the gameplay they were going for, just gratuitous grenade spam
Astra7525: WW1 levels of grenade-spam
ryuhimora: legs just made of grenades
jessicaengle: Where does one keep 65 grenades on one's person?
Kelderan: Now this is pod racing
Mai_Andra: Was chat right, earlier? every bullet fired spawns an enemy?
Two_Hats: When out of bullets, just granade
Fruan: You ever walk around with just a pallet of grenades strapped to you?
zed_alpha: I seriously think they spawn when you shoot!
tyrsredritehand: We are grendsmn
lightfut: stacks, grenades only no oddjob
person322: they come running for the noise
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: just clearing out...
niccus: well i think we know why they instantly shoot at you now, you're just walking around with 60 grenades strapped to you
TehAmelie: grenades give no aggro?
notthepenguins: ok shooting is for suckers, grnade shelling only
Tom_Bruise: Do we?
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Khalahd: Oh they notice bullets but not grenades
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JessKay: what happens if you never shoot?
ashteranic: Yeah no-one notices you until you fire your gun, except that one guy
Solipsody: Good old 'nade spam.
ghyllnox: So the stealth weapon is grenades, got it
dtgill: Grenade stealth mission
accountmadeforants: @person322 Good thing we have silent grenades
: is this meant to be a grenade stealth game?
matthaus_c: slenade grunching your way to victory
Anubis169: do they aggro on bullets only??
KBKarma: Grenades also don't spawn duders.
TwitchTVsFrank: lol gunfire alerts them but the grenades dont
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ValtheDrake: coincidence that 65 is 64+1?
malsareus: only bullet angers the mans
BrowneePoints: DO IT ALEX
Foxmar320: omg yes
Khalahd: of COURSE
cuttlefishman: Line of sight aggro?
Drasvin: One bullet: Everyone notices. An explosion: Must just be the wind
TimeToFry: Of course
tyrsredritehand: For honor?
Easilycrazyhat: EXCUSE ME
BrowneePoints: YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO
TXC2: SWROD TIME
aitsu100: of course
Violet__Violence: I'M SORRY WHAT
TheWriterAleph: did someone say weeaboo...?
BigDaddyBland87: LET'S GO!!!!
Darleysam: oh yo I had that sword in plastic as a kid
drcanonball: why not, just why not
ashteranic: That's optimistic
ghyllnox: Sweet katana!
richard_ermen: Clearly a Weeb Game
Jadenim: Watch out for carts!
NightValien28: yeah the sword will surely help
margieargie: Now we're talking!
Oscelot: of course
red_shoes_jeff: Forgive me, Master...
notthepenguins: OF COURSE
KBKarma: Oh. I had low opinions of this game. And they've just gone lower.
Anaerin: There you go, your silent takedown option.
NewtyNewts: Ah, so Katana game.
warpstonewarlock: But of course
Anubis169: wait Alex, can I see that shottie again?
lightfut: why grenade when can sword?
KBKarma: A fucking *katana*.
Tom_Bruise: Ah, that's what went wrong
HIYgamer: Where are you hiding all of those?
Two_Hats: Sword? Sword
Sorator13: I like how you had to figure out the buttons for that yourself, too
WetPaperSack: Do you drop that sweet katana if you die?
Tom_Bruise: We should use the *sword*
DoodlestheGreat: Welcome to Grenade Spam, The Gam.
raulghoulia: real quality games this time. well chosen Graham
Jethrain: never don't expect the katana
malsareus: can we do a katana run plz?
DanTheMediocre: the unexpected katana is the deadliest
ThorSokar: the way of the BLADE
WearingCats_CwC: Got my katana and my M1911, good to go
Oscelot: Waugh, the view bob
: 100 While you were playing the garbage I was studying the sword
miles_ivy: try walking out without shooting
RaklarLS: the blade probably doesn't aggro either
CptnFalafel: Ah yes, the katana. The best weapon against 50000 armed dudes…
Solipsody: Yeah, okay, the guns are just for show. No guns.
WetPaperSack: Here, catch!
Easilycrazyhat: no scope lets gp
Coloneljesus: granades only run
BrowneePoints: so what if we nade and Katana them
JessKay: definitely feels like it's only when you shoot
Kelderan: Your yyyy your toast
BloodnBullets: can you kill yourself with a grenade?
Pyroxx___: does katana aggro?
canoecrasher: Do number keys switch weapons? Going around and around is silly
aitsu100: nade and katana run?
KBKarma: Ah. You only get slow mo if you headshot in ironsights.
MAPBoardgames: Only grenade strat?
Solipsody: Grenades only I guess.
djalternative: if they respond to shoot, what about slicd?
TheWriterAleph: it's super effective!
adambomb625: shooting = aggro, so katana only
HIYgamer: I suppose that is about how well that would work
Tehbeard: Turns out, knife to a gunfight is a BAD idea.
SnowBuddy18: I love the ragsdoll
Serifina: Okay, they all aggro if you shoot, but also if you get into their line of sight
person322: MY TOAST
Anubis169: this is now Nadesweeper
malsareus: this is how I sometimes play Xcom
Oscelot: It turns out katanas don't do a ton when you're being shot
Foxmar320: Tested? This?
Two_Hats: I didn't realize Cyberpunk's expansion dropped
Jethrain: i was gonna say, "design" is a strong word here
kilnfiendpotter: Oh good, a katana! I was worried I'd skipped out on more Asian nonsense
richard_ermen: Also I think the AK might be a bad weapon for this
Mazrae: walk and grenafe
miles_ivy: does walking without shooting wokr
josh___something: "Designed", Good one G
Tangsm: This is just Peggle now.
DanTheMediocre: if you do pull aggro, just go more 'nades right?
Coloneljesus: 100% stealth
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notthepenguins: and you can carry dozens of them
: this feels more like a puzzle game now
Anaerin: "Eat This!" "You're toast!" "They're going to take you home in a lunchbox"
Anubis169: hang on... is there self-damage with the grenades?
Solipsody: No shooting!
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Looks like there's an invisible tripwire that activates the enemy AI.
ValtheDrake: the explosion muffles the sound
zed_alpha: "Run, cowards!"
TheWriterAleph: "this is our town, scrub"
zed_alpha: does the katana aggro them?
KBKarma: Skallgrim would be so happy about how useless the katana is.
richard_ermen: I'm not sure we can call what this game has "AI" xD
FlamingSpipernado: no one cares about the granades because they're always causing explosions!
Gizmoloid: it looks like you can't shoot at all - it aggros EVERYONE
Anaerin: Is katana silent?
Mangledpixel: nades and katana only run
SnowBuddy18: they forgot to add aggro to grenade sound
djalternative: the explosion deafens all enemies
kilnfiendpotter: I love how the grenade explosion makes everyone jump a little
JeshuaWithAnE: Katana and Andes here we go
Anubis169: Alex that shotgun... it has lego bumps on top
TehAmelie: we have not seen if swording aggroes everyone
lightfut: fair array of weaponry
Twilight_Spark: The entire CS arsenal.
Oscelot: It'd make me jump!
Sorator13: @kilnfiendpotter I noticed that as well, lol
Kelderan: Good thing we installed that suppressor onall 65 grenades
margieargie: NO gun run?
fiftymcnasty: shoot once the whole level shows up
Anaerin: @Anubis169 I think that's supposed to be a picatinny rail.
Khalahd: Ohhhh, it's a PUZZLE game
TemporallyAwry: It's a puzzle game disguised as an FPS?
MAPBoardgames: They aggro on the sound of gunfire which is not their own
: Anaerin: it's lego
Solipsody: Why are the guns even there?
CataclysmicReverb: That's a LOT of boys
GreatWahooney: ,,,was there an intent?
Oscelot: It definitely tells you a lot about how it's been programmed
saucemaster5000: There's an intent?
doubledbear: This puzzle game isn't very good
LordManiMani: had Alex remembered the basics of CQC?
thavleifrim: maybe the katna is the trick if you cant use guns
KBKarma: Oops. I just put a lot of Hubba Bubba Bubble Tape in my mouth.
DanTheMediocre: @TemporallyAwry I would be intrigued by that concept though
SnowBuddy18: there's so many people the front ones don't die from the grenade because it's blocked
Jay_Blanc: This is a Dada game. You need to go against all instincts of playing an FPS.
Inari_Kitsune: it's a grenade based stealth game?
Anubis169: nice shot
LordZarano: Katana and grenades, to prevent accidental shooting, is the strat I think
Zalthia: Does Graham sound different?
CodeIndigo: ah, so it's call of duty
KBKarma: About as relevant as anything else in this game.
Darleysam: *to be fair*, this is probably much closer to what would happen in this kind of scenario than how most games would depict it
jessicaengle: We finally found the game where you pull the pins!
TXC2: I mean an FPS puzzle game is SUPERHOT
matthaus_c: it's the impossible game, when we get to the final boss we find out we had to keep all our grenades
TehAmelie: reminds me of playing the grenadier in Delta Force Land Warrior
Drasvin: Does swinging the sword count as a gun shot?
zed_alpha: This is the weirdest Bomberman sequel I've ever seen
WetPaperSack: Somehow Rise of the Triad is more realistic
Vilun: can you use the grenades like very short lived mines, and pull them all onto them?
ThorSokar: Is this the Kaizo Mario of shooters?
Solipsody: Honestly, if you made it on purpose this could be fun.
kilnfiendpotter: I'm just confused as to why anyone would bring a katana to a gunfight
MWGNZ: nothing wrong with playing as grenade santa
LadyLockwood92: @Zalthia Still recovering from a cold. He's fine, voice is still getting there.
jessieimproved: cash grab much
A_Dub888: @Inari_Kitsune Grenades do make good distractions
JessKay: does swinging the katana count as shooting?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Bob Loblaw
MAPBoardgames: Do they aggro on the sound of a katana swinging?
BrowneePoints: Nadekata-the art of the Stealth Explosion, coming soon to a Game Jam near you
Anubis169: wait is the animation back to the weapon shorter on the sword?
DanTheMediocre: @TemporallyAwry get headshots for slow time, just enough bullets and nades for one or a few good solutions to a hectic shoot-em-up
Anaerin: @kilnfiendpotter Katana doesn't go bang, doesn't aggro the entire level.
Sorator13: @kilnfiendpotter look, when you have magic infinite pockets, sometimes you just chuck stuff in there and forget about it
ArkhamArchivist: so you're saying it's a Greninja
Kelderan: I love how floaty everything is
Earthenone: maybe the grenade and bullat noise aggro tables were swapped
Gizmoloid: hmm, is katana as loud as gun?
Sorator13: and then you get to be surprised when you pull something out that you'd forgotten about!
TheWriterAleph: @MAPBoardgames only if you shout your attack name
Murderface9797: pocket sand engaged
doubledbear: The slowest run and gun in town
Aenir798: is it infinite grenades
kilnfiendpotter: @kilnfiendpotter Okay, fair! It's a Bag of Holding problem.
SnowBuddy18: @Aenir798 no, but we have 65
malsareus: @kilnfiendpotter they learned the art of war from Overwatch clearly
Easilycrazyhat: I wanna play Stealth Grenade 2: Silent But Deadly
kilnfiendpotter: But can the katana cut through kevlar?
UncannyJimjams: The Goldeneye re-release doesn't look quite like a remember
Anaerin: @Aenir798 No, but there is 65. Which is effectively infinite.
niccus: so this is a golf game now right
Oscelot: @kilnfiendpotter Sounds like my purse @Sorator13
Anubis169: oh there is friendly fire
Inari_Kitsune: @easilycrazyhat nice!
malsareus: grenades have no friends
Jay_Blanc: "Hey, anyone hear some explosions?" "No, must have been the wind. Or rats."
Anubis169: so camouflage does work
malsareus: never did never will
: Okay, this makes this -more- fun than it could otherwise have been with "good" mechanics I think
Solipsody: Well, this is the best game you've played so far this stream. 10/10.
richard_ermen: Also somehow grenades seem to only ever hit 5 or so enemies
accountmadeforants: This game's got more guys per guy than anything else
: white trying to escape nobody would notice 5 miion explosions
KBKarma: I don't think they can see you.
TehAmelie: i predict a "sure would be nice if we had some more grenades" moment in the near future
Anaerin: Can you cook the grenade for longer throwing?
AniLunchbox: Graham should go to the Dev / Publisher page for this game and see how many of their games the guys have already played. Lots of garbage material
malsareus: can we clip to the super ocean?
kilnfiendpotter: Ah, I see they spared no expense for the voice acting
ArisuGunplaSFW: does Graham have a cold? his voice sounds different
LordZarano: They're not agro yet, how close can you get?
kusinohki: I like to imagine if alex gets to the end of the level the game goes "HOW?!"
Athelgar: whats in all the radioactive hazard boxes?
Tehbeard: do grenades physics each other?
TXC2: ArisuGunplaSFW he had one yes
Oscelot: @AniLunchbox oh nooo.
Jay_Blanc: This is Advanced Skee Ball.
Tehbeard: @Athelgar ... office supplies?
bv310: @ArisuGunplaSFW Had, just a bit raspy now
Anubis169: only 36 grenades
ryuhimora: this game is a perfect example of why adding more enemies onscreen doesn't make a better horde game
ArisuGunplaSFW: oh thank you! I'm glad he's feeling better
Anubis169: i think they're all deaf now
Hangedman: love those indoor godrays on the crates
satyropodobny: Imagine someone spent money on this instead of Pizza Tower.
ashteranic: radiation signs everywhere while you throw grenades around. reassuring
Walla_tv: i like the god rays coming through the walls
matthaus_c: they're all deaf and full of shrapnel
elkae: this is silly