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 Anaerin: That ground is like 1 pixel tall...
 Tom_Bruise: The moment we tried to play the game on its terms, we fell through the ground and died
 GrassVortex: the ground is just a ligt suggestion 
 JessKay: one button to show and another button to hide feels like they couldn't figure out how to make it a toggle without toggling every frame
Violet__Violence: wwwhat
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 betweenmyself: I was really hoping the commas would have been poorly placed to suggest you could only climb “open trees”
Kelderan: Progress is generous
 asthanius: @txc2 I think they’re helpers, not invisible
Solipsody: This is the most porous level I think I've ever seen.
 bwk789: is health persistant?
 raulghoulia: pacifist run?
noSmokeFire: I don't understand how you could possibly stumble on those hlper areas without the HUD
 NewtyNewts: This game makes you FEEL like a fragile ninja
 KBKarma: Hey Bart. What do you call it when it's not exactly dirt, but it ain't exactly water?
 BrowneePoints: OH so you can climb the ledge then hop on trees to avoid enemies
 BrowneePoints: neat idea, bad execution
 kilnfiendpotter: I appreciate that the title screen design for this game pays deep tribute to the ancient Japanese design of nested parentheses.
Violet__Violence: the sound effect for the attack cracks me up
elkae: love the random tori gates, just out peppered across the fields
 WearingCats_CwC: I like that the enemies will also just spam attack and flail around until you die
 Jadenim: Where did the ninja get the shura Ken sub machine gun?
 Mazrae: Hey G how are you feeling
kaynSD: oh yes, I finally get to watch some garbage day. Missed you both doing this and was very happy to see the mobile games on the youtube vods I caught up on
 Jadenim: *Shuriken
 BrowneePoints: Okay
 BrowneePoints: so do we climb the building then jump from it to the tree?
 matthaus_c: @kilnfiendpotter love the parenthesis, gotta be one of my favourite katakanas
  Foxmar320: The animation quality in this game is on a new level
DigitalSeahorse: 
Oscelot: @kilnfiendpotter I am *cackling* XD
 Walla_tv: do the helper areas only show after dying ?
 MrQBear: isn't 'w' climb?
 Anaerin: Maybe they just didn't put the "Helpers" in on this level.
44 raiders from Kikoskia have joined!
 kilnfiendpotter: ::shakes fist:: Carts!!!
jaimeblacken: i left 10 minutes ago and they're still here!
Violet__Violence: whoa, hey raiders!
  TXC2: hello raiders
Kikoskia: How do!
 mwlsn: Empress of Gold, programmed in Scheme
 Anaerin: @Walla_tv They're supposed to show up when you press "H"
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 NewtyNewts: @kilnfiendpotter (shatner voice)
 Gascitygaming: can we jump from the roof?
ashteranic: Off the top of the building, perhaps?
Kikoskia: Some fine looking garbage there!
  TXC2: hello Kikoskia  welcome
Violet__Violence: welcome in everyone
elkae: welcome raiders!
WolvzReign: What in the hell is this XD
YareNiDaze: Hey raiders. Also, holy shit Kikoskia. That's a name I haven't heard in a LONG time.
 malsareus: we are assuming this 2nd level *has* helper areas
 BrowneePoints: Can we jump from the top of the building to the tree?
 canoecrasher: Can you jump from the top of the building to a tree?
Kikoskia: Tis no problem! Kiko works!
 Athelgar: @kilnfiendpotter the terrible villain of a missed ), } or ;
 TehAmelie: did we break the help by finishing that level with it on, maybe?
Laserbeaks_Fury: I'm gonna bet, there's just no more game; this is as far as they developed
 RocknGrohlNerd: Hi raiders
 hivefleetdarknell: hot! live! garbage!
 aitsu100: the heck is up with this persons legs
Violet__Violence: whatever "this" is
Violet__Violence: lmao
 ValtheDrake: waaait, Kikoskia? I know that name!
Kelderan: "playing"
ThorSokar: Terrible might be too generous
  Foxmar320: Game "Empress of Gold"
 Makrosian_Tae: "And now...this"
 raulghoulia: aw man, Kiko I love your videos
Spectre97: Holy damn Kikoskia is a blast from the past
 KBKarma: The greatest enemy: the ground, and carts.
 CanPlayGames: Maybe the cart is a lesson on the futility of war?
 BrowneePoints: You jumped and climbed and it let you hang to double jamp back to the roof
 MenomeAlice: Maybe try jumping from the building to where tree platforms would be? 🤔
arisorio: Ah enemies
Kelderan: Only improper windows so far
 BrowneePoints: so I think it wants you to jump from the roof to the tree
Solipsody: The rooftop-jump-to-tree idea sounds solid.
 malsareus: the sub ocean claims all wo seek to pass the cart
 KBKarma: They're on three visits to the subocean now.
arisorio: Can you crouch through the left
 Anaerin: That seems a very short jump...
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noSmokeFire: I see this game believes in negative coyote time
arisorio: NVM that works
 TehAmelie: a 2D platformer where you regularly fall through the ground is quite an achievement in bad design
 Tom_Bruise: game says no you didn't press jump. Who is to say
Kelderan: Ninja wasn't feeling it
Kikoskia: I do not envy you.
 KBKarma: I wonder how this was coded. I think I'd be even more upset if this was using a toolkit.
 BrowneePoints: OHN
 NewtyNewts: It's a None-ja!
 BrowneePoints: THE PLATFORMS HAVE HITBOXES!
 BrowneePoints: that's why the window is gimping your jump!
  Foxmar320: Ive never seen a ninja with such a bad jump
elkae: 
Kelderan: Simply t-pose into the roof
 malsareus: I'm impressed the dude can do a full somersault in that jump
 Sorator13: It's also really weird that your only jump option is a salto
 GrassVortex: I bet jump height and other "physics" are based on framerate as well, so you can probably clip into things if your computer runs it slowly 
 kilnfiendpotter: I'm fairly sure this architectural style is like...Napa wine country? I swear I've been to at least two vineyeards with patios like that.
 MrVirite: does holding jump make a difference?
thavleifrim: is it one of the games where you jump higher if you hold jump
 matthaus_c: man I love celeste
Oscelot: @KBKarma I would be astonished if it wasn't, considering this design seems very mucch like a premade
Solipsody: Can you wall jump at all? Off the carts maybe?
 Coloneljesus: maybe the carts just have insane HP
 WearingCats_CwC: Gravity was very high in 14th century Japan
 Mazrae: go ninja, go ninja, go..... away
 SAJewers: oh, found a video on steam that i think shows how to get by it https://youtu.be/wJi5KeV_Am4?t=120 (i think it's the same level)
elkae: Michelle's commentary  best addition
  TXC2: kilnfiendpotter  they have wine in Japan right? 
Oscelot: @kilnfiendpotter Yeeeeah. The house at the beginning is trying very hard to be tudor too
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 betweenmyself: @foxmar320 ninjas without mad hops are extra stealthy out of embarrassment, so no wonder you haven’t seen them
 BrowneePoints: Yea looks like interactable platforms have collision which is why jumping around them is such a pain
 KBKarma: I like how it goes from climbing to climbed without any in between frames.
Oscelot: @betweenmyself Amazing lol
 CanPlayGames:      
TheWarDoctor8: > *Can't climb* > *Shows dominance access roof anyway*
 GrassVortex: or are the helper guides a one time use thing?
 FacelessManAboutTown: Hello Professors Stark and Steacy
Inari_Kitsune: @kenohki2 omg hi!
 MrQBear: @kenohki2 Heya Kenohki!
 Coloneljesus: try the tree right next to the carts
 KBKarma: Subocean claims another run.
noSmokeFire: the twist when the kill zone gets you is sending me
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Violet__Violence: hwelp
Jethrain: there's a video playthrough that shows where the "helper areas" are and it's a complete bs-looking hitbox on that last tree
 kenohki2: Hi Inari_Kitsune
 BusTed: (((( Game Over ))))
AnOddSmith: well I came in at a GREAT time
 kenohki2: Hi MrQBear
 margieargie: I love that you've never died from the enemies, just from the sub-ocean
ChippTunes: If the shogun just had a few more carts lying around he wouldn’t have to get rid of all the ninja, it’s like their Kryptonite
 Sorator13: Try turning off helper mode before finishing the level?
 MikoKisai: So, the guide for this game says something interesting... "set the graphics quality to 'fantastic'. Any other graphics mode may glitch the players ability to jump high in-game."
 TehAmelie: make sure to turn off the helper before the end of the level is my tip
 Sorator13: @MikoKisai w h a t
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Solipsody: Ohhh, ninja! Could this really be the end? To be stuck behind burning carts in feudal Japan again...
 Rhynerd: the graphics setting affects jump height?
 KBKarma: WOW.
Jethrain: i think it was set to fantastic already
Oscelot: What the bus
  Foxmar320: wat
 JessKay: what!
  adi_pie: Wow
 AtomicAlchemical: HOW?!
 GreatWahooney: EXCUSE ME
Violet__Violence: literally what
 NightValien28: WOOOOOOOOW
YareNiDaze: I'M SORRY WHAT
 MrVirite: wat
Koios7:   
TheWarDoctor8: WUT
 t3h_f1gm3nt: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
 LordZarano: How
 mwlsn: ah yes, the well-known texture-size-dependent jump
Dragonas77: what
 Drasvin: Wow....
 asthanius: It’s based on framerate
 Jadenim: Wot?
Kelderan: A M A Z I N G
 KBKarma: Not fantastic enough?
  TXC2: that is wild
 kilnfiendpotter: Yeaahh that stone wall construction is 100% contemporary, not at all feudal Japan
 ValtheDrake: 
JoshManVGH: Double Fantastic!
 Darleysam: yeah, can we see the glitched jump?!
elkae: @Jethrain no wayyyyyyy
 jessieimproved: We've always been fantastic
 richard_ermen: This is bizarre if true
Solipsody: Do we all have to turn up the resolution of the stream, too?
 KBKarma: FANTASTIS!
 MrQBear: so wait, w is climb, which is different from jump?
Kelderan: inb4 the graphics have no noticeable difference.
 CouldntPickAUsername: I just got here, are we not fantastic?
 BrowneePoints: oh yea the jump is smaller 
Jethrain: that looks way lower
Laserbeaks_Fury: Frame Based Jumping hight
Invertin: is- is jumping tied to framerate somehow???
 GhostValv: insert the office meme
Oscelot: @MrQBear That's a good point. Can we *climb* trees?
 KBKarma: I think you can actually jump *worse*
Solipsody: If you hold down jump?
 mwlsn: It said "affect" the jump height, not in which direction
 malsareus: we're all trapped by carts here in Japan
 mountaindudepdx: earlier you stuck to a wall and back flipped away, very high
DoodlestheGreat: At least we're all eagreed that carts are the enemy.
 KBKarma: Yeah!
JoshManVGH: Jumping seem fast... is it tied to framerate?
kav2k: Looks like you need an FPS limiter?..
Jethrain: that jump is definitely worse
 KBKarma: It's worse!
 dylan16807: quick let's run a benchmark in the background
 kilnfiendpotter: "Between Two Carts" should be the name of this game
 TehAmelie: i like that they put in the option of having worse graphics that makes the game unplayable, for people with less than fantastic machines
Oscelot: Amazing lol
NovusUltimus: Did they somehow tie jumping to framerate?
Cephallope: 
 KBKarma: So that was it *upgraded*
 BrowneePoints: Platformers, surprisingly difficult to make well
Oscelot: Yessss @kilnfiendpotter
 NewtyNewts: Quite easily, apparently.
  adi_pie: There's always further to fall
NimrodXIV: incredible
JoshManVGH: @invertin team same brain!
WolvzReign: I'm assuming holding jump doesn't shift anything
 malsareus: the other jump was the GOOD one??
 LadyLockwood92: I...I think this game *might* be bad. Don't quote me on that.
  TXC2: is...is the jump based on pixels ?
 MrQBear: @MrQBear we keep trying but I don't know if you can even tell which ones are interactible.
 zed_alpha: oh dear god
 GrassVortex: oh I know how it is possible, and it is a real beginner mistake 
 zed_alpha: That font
 zed_alpha: Oh dear GOD
 KBKarma: Windowed, possibly?
 CataclysmicReverb: Telesto?
 Jadenim: How does that even work?!
YareNiDaze: @LadyLockwood92 I don't know what gives you that idea 
 notthepenguins: I'm assuming Telesto
WolvzReign: Damage in Destiny in general has FPS problems
ashteranic: Oh there's been several destiny weapons that've had wrong behavior at different FPSs
 notthepenguins: Because Telesto had all the spicy bugs
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 Hangedman: as a game developer who works in unity i absolutely cannot figure out why it's that way. the othrr way round, i would get
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josh___something: Cabal weapons did that
ashteranic: and some enemies as well
 canoecrasher: Maybe try lower or higher resolution?
 h3rsh3yb4r: dark souls 2 weapons broke faster at 60
 Rourke9: It’s a surprisingly easy mistake
  Foxmar320: I have no idea ive not heard of that Graham
 Athelgar: could windowed mode be necessary to account for stretched resolution?
 betweenmyself: 1k Voices?
adambomb625: can you lower framerate through your computer?
 Crad0k: peter molyneux was a bastard for tying everything to raw clock speed
 LordZarano: @TehAmelie It's defult Unity
 CouldntPickAUsername: my favorite is 7th guest, a puzzle is unbeatable on modern  processors because the AI is too smrt now
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 notthepenguins: yeah that did happen in DS2
 doubledbear: Or dark souls weapon durability tying to fps
 accountmadeforants: Lots of games (especially console ports) have game logic tied to FPS. Some even have it tied to CPU frequency.
Oscelot: Whyyyy does the rock in that cart have physics?!
Kelderan: If it does more damage on FPS would you call that a... Fatal Frame™
JoshManVGH: Dark Souls 3 had ladder animations that broke world boundaries and fall through the floor at 60 FPS
 BrowneePoints: So I found a trailer for this game on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4wzg2_VOzk
Oscelot: *screams in colliders*
 Rourke9: The lasers were n heists had an issue this season doing more damage at higher fps
 Cannons_are_an_instrument: There was an annoying sequence in Saints row 4 that you couldn't complete if your framerate was too low
Oscelot: @BrowneePoints OH NO XD
 mountaindudepdx: you did like a Chun Li, off the wall jump, earlier
 TehAmelie: going under 30 fps would let you cheat like hell, too
BrindleBoar: I think DS1 remake is 30 or 59... because 60 is borked
 malsareus: science occurred
 Hangedman: but if framerate was tied to physics, it'd usually jump *higher* on poor fps
EvilBadman: Didn't Dark Souls 1 or 2 fps also break weapon durability?
BrindleBoar: er not remake, remaster
 Hangedman: so i have no clue how they did this
  Foxmar320: hahaaa
MWGNZ:   
 KBKarma: SUBOCEAN 5!
 matthaus_c: @EvilBadman ds2 on release, yes
 TimeToFry: Oh my god
 Sorator13: 
 jessieimproved: found it
Cephallope: 
Oscelot: @BrowneePoints That music is doing SO MUCH heavy lifting
 Wolfstrike_NL:  
 korvys: yeah, seems like your PC is just too good
ThorSokar:      
kaynSD: lovely subocean
 YeetTheRich_: If you slide down ladders on 60 fps dsfix you fall through the world
 mountaindudepdx: You trip the trap!
 zed_alpha: How did we find the subocean in a SIDE SCROLLER?!
WolvzReign: Huge Skips
 RainyMint: SUBOCEAN GET! Again 
Gizmoloid: I don't even think it's tied to FPS, looks like it's tied to just the setting regardless of framerate
Jethrain: there used to be a bug in the pit of heresy dungeon in destiny that used to just dome you in a load transition if your FPS was too high too
YareNiDaze: Ninja go brrrrr
 Rebornflames: sub ocean!
Solipsody: This is the worst thing you've played in a while, honestly.
 Admiralmatt: i think you can climb higher on the tree
  TXC2: EvilBadman  60fps made DS1 degrade twice as fast
WolvzReign: That saves so much in your splits
 notthepenguins: my favorite bit was on Mostly Walking (Day9 and two others' adventure game stream) some of the ooold games just went at TURBOSPEED because of modern framertes
 BrowneePoints: Yea I shared a trailer for this btw Graham.
 KyranTheWalker: Love that you have to try NOT to fall into the subocean.
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 Angnor33: Go ninja go ninja go!
JoshManVGH: There was something weird with Vanquish on PC that was tied to frame rate. Like the game was WAY harder because the guns fired TOO fast.
 malsareus: if we fall far enough do we get back to the level?
 Darleysam: this is actually an ancient japanese ninja stealth technique
bolas_dnd: this is peak garbage game
Kelderan: Cue Chariots of Fire on a kazoo
 eric_christian_berg: This game is actually set in Centralia.
 GreatWahooney: can you even accidentally make it this bad or does it take deliberate effort
 raulghoulia: 4 games in 1
 WearingCats_CwC: This is high level ninjitsu
 GrassVortex: ramp up the resolution to make it run slower??
 Anaerin: Can you turn vsync off? Or on?
 malsareus: well "work"
 betweenmyself: @loadingreadyrun 1K Voices was bugged at higher framerates, allowing for more explosions than intended
JoshManVGH: Now it's for the science!
aggrocrow: what's this Interstellar bullshit?
 notthepenguins: which made a couple sequences in I thnk one of the Kings Quests undoable
 Gekyouryuu: fell too fast, the ground was distracted and didn't catch you
 KBKarma: I think Windowed might make a difference as well.
Laserbeaks_Fury: And now you jump like 2x
 MolaMolaphant: I wanna know how many people managed to get to the achievements
 ShamelessMatt: this game takes pit traps very seriously
Solipsody: @Darleysam Genbukan here, can confirm.
 DanTheMediocre: can you cap your framerate manually somehow
 TheSpindash: @Anaerin Set Vsync to "More"
 korvys: I think your PC might just be too good - like, you need a lower fps, etc.
Oscelot: @Anaerin Looks like there's no options sadly
 Earthenone: this is not my beautiful framerate
 margieargie: See, when flying is "throwing yourself at the ground a missing", that's not what that means!
 Cleekru: try pressing g and then h on the second level?
ashteranic: 10000 voices had a bug with its audio
Jethrain: thousand voices sounds right
 A_Dub888: Hi friends, what level of garbage are we on?
JoshManVGH: Wow that jump seemed smoother!
Oscelot: @A_Dub888 so much garbage my friend
  TXC2: hello A_Dub888  welcome
  Foxmar320: Ive never heard of a 1kv damage bug but I know it had a audio bug
 Anaerin: You could do it in the NVidia control panel, but that seems like a lot of bother.
Shadowsoflife: @A_Dub888 Ninja
SnowBuddy18: play at 15fps and you'll jump forever
EvilBadman: imagine trying to armchair techsupport a watch and play game lol
 ValtheDrake: @A_Dub888 oh it's ripe
Solipsody: I have this problem all the time; you have to go into your PlayStation2's System menu and set the disk speed to "low".
Oscelot: @A_Dub888 Like legit time to subocean from the start of this game was about two minutes
 SAJewers: if it helps, here's a video of i think the 2nd level: https://youtu.be/wJi5KeV_Am4?t=109
jessicaengle: Eyyyy!  Garbage day!
 Darleysam: yeah didn't 1kVoices sound like 100kVoices
 malsareus: time to face our cart nemesis
 raulghoulia: watched a video. the two high cart is supposed to have a climbable tree next to it. this version so far doesn't
 betweenmyself: To be fair a lot of D2 exotics have been bugged at various points
 BrowneePoints: OKAY so on the 2nd tree by the carts
 fuzzy_died: Does the helper function work now?
 fiftymcnasty: Imagine if the real ground was liek that
 DanTheMediocre: some graphics cards let you set specific settings per program
 BrowneePoints: So on the 2nd tree by the carts go halfway to the left branch, jump straight up and try to climb
 KBKarma: The cart is tied to frame rate?
Gizmoloid: @loadingreadyrun can you turn on FPS counter in steam overlaybto see if there's any difference between settings? Just curious since it looks identical.
TomfooleryFox: Hey all, just arrived and I'm already thematically so confused.
Kelderan: At least someone got through the cart
Solipsody: Can you wait on the rooftop for all the guys to come and maybe the cart won't spawn?
 Sorator13: see if helper mode works now?
Laserbeaks_Fury: That's spawning the cart before the horse
 LadyLockwood92: Feudal Japan is known for its easily accessible subocean.
Angreed66: maybee you have to out pace the cart
  TXC2: hello TomfooleryFox  welcome
 GreatWahooney: but does it spawn the cart before the horse
 MolaMolaphant: Colony had a bug where higher frame rates wouldn't let the projectiles track. back in 2018
 accountmadeforants: Saints Row 2 on PC would only run normally when the CPU had a 3.2 GHz clock frequency, because that's the Xbox 360's clock. (Though amusingly, I never noticed my first time around, because that was what my CPU was running at at the time.)
 MrQBear: oh WAIT! because you can't jump high enough, is that why you can't use W to catch on the branch?
 Tangsm: What sort of cart based accident results in them stacking like this?
bolas_dnd: the Great Cart of Japan
 TheSpindash: Finally a game that has realistic jumping.
 malsareus: does the middle part have a horizontal colider?
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Koios7: 
 A_Dub888: 
 Sorator13: 
 GreatWahooney: zing!
 malsareus: Japan never asked for this
 northos: A+
 wench_tacular: ba dum tsh
Oscelot: Accurate, Alex. XD
Kelderan: A+
 Jadenim: Hey ooooo
bolas_dnd: good joke
 BrowneePoints: So I watched someone playing this and they went to the tree nearest the carts, about halfway to the left of the branch, jumped straight up and climbed
 Darleysam: man if only you weren't confined to this single plane of existence
 TehAmelie: there in the background, is that a modern apartment building with pagoda bits?
 AugmentingPath: It's not a "hold to jump" type of deal, is it?
 Admiralmatt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJi5KeV_Am4&t=120s
 BrowneePoints: other side
 KBKarma: Oh hey, Graham is consuming Tim Hortons. I've heard differing reports on the quality of Tim Hortons from Canadaians. Graham, opinions?
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/OddBoringLarkTriHard-EyXkxGzMVPYsLHdm
 gnyrinn: The level design up to the standard we've come to expect of the entrants(?) of this show.
Invertin: maybe your computer is too good to jump high enough
 BrowneePoints: yep. there's were also showing helpers for this level so /shrug
 KBKarma: AH!
 cuttlefishman: The coffee is bad
 BloodnBullets: is there a specific climb button?
BrindleBoar: 
 KBKarma: Yeah, that's what I've heard.
 CouldntPickAUsername: I personally am offended, this game is not beautiful at all
Oscelot: But importantly: donuts.
 Hangedman: your current velocity might matter, so it may need to be a running jump
 BrowneePoints: wait
 AtomicAlchemical: How are the bit though?
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: those timbits tho
 cuttlefishman: Having worked at a Tim's Camp before
  adi_pie: I drank it, and it was not great.
 cuttlefishman: coffees bad
 BrowneePoints: are you supposed to climb without jumping?
  adi_pie: Donuts were good
 CouldntPickAUsername: the only beautiful thing here is the streamers and the audience
 KBKarma: Thanks, that verifies what I've heard.
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 TehAmelie: i trust Serge's word that it's just bad on a technical level. but also people can just have their favorites
Oscelot: Wb @CptnFalafel !
 BrowneePoints: hmmmm
Kelderan: Maybe we have to go back to Fantastic. XD
  bv310: their coffee offers one value: it's cheap caffeine when there's no other option
Laserbeaks_Fury: It looks like theres a dirt pile on the path that might be giving you that extra pixel of ehight
 KBKarma: The motion of that model...
 They_Are_Alyx: I'm forever sad they got rid of blueberry fritters
 quietcat: the guide implies there is a boost jump you can do from climbing, does not say how to climb though
Jethrain: i think your jump is somehow way shorter than the other video
Inari_Kitsune: i am having donuts now...but is a place called Bosa
 Darleysam: I had a postman once (here in the UK) who proudly told me he imported his Tim Horton's coffee over from Canada. I could only smile, nod, and sympathise
josh___something: Can you hold the climb button?
 Anaerin: Coffee used to be okay. Then they got their "Dark Roast" for everything and it's just bad. The wonders f being owned by a Brazillian Conglomerate.
 KBKarma: OOps!
Oscelot: Oh lord @Darleysam
  Foxmar320: uhhhh
 NewtyNewts: Stream?
Oscelot: Uh
 SAJewers: ?
 TheWriterAleph: new shinobi who dis
 notthepenguins: uhh
Violet__Violence: twitch why
BrindleBoar: nice
ashteranic: F
Oscelot: Welp
 seanwbruno: 
 Sorator13: 
Critterbot: 
ThorSokar: F?
 BloodnBullets: well something snapped
TwitchTVsFrank: 
 CouldntPickAUsername: *phases through ceiling* that's how it's supposed to work
 They_Are_Alyx: F
bolas_dnd: game broke the stram
 malsareus: welp
 GreatWahooney: nooo, my stram
  TXC2: 
 RAICx: F
 accountmadeforants: Game why
Violet__Violence: game so bad it broke twitch
 A_Dub888: 
 Admiralmatt: can you climb the tree to the left of the house?
 BigDaddyBland87: game broke stream
jaimeblacken: um
 t3h_f1gm3nt: twitch pls
 Drasvin: 
 cuttlefishman: The ninja killed the stream
AzureishDragoon: The ninja killed the stream D :
 Darleysam: @Oscelot yep!
josh___something: oh no... it broke the stream
 DanTheMediocre: sticky keys just turned on
YareNiDaze: Game so bad it broke stream.
Laserbeaks_Fury: They made it, oh it amazing
 GrassVortex: Game too powerful 
m1gr3nA: 
 Arazien: Finally, the game broke the stream
 TheMandrew: game so garbage it killed the stream
 AugmentingPath: 
 fiftymcnasty: Well, game so bad it broke Twitch
 Astra7525: Guess we crashed the streaming-PC
 TehAmelie: game too bad, rip stream
Inari_Kitsune: lol
 iris_of_ether: 
NimrodXIV: Twitch objects to this game
Kelderan: 
bolas_dnd: now it's just +Play
MrVirite subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 39 months!
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 UncannyJimjams: The game is so broken twitch broke in solidarity
Oscelot: *gets out the picnic gear*
 MikoKisai: 
 niccus: obs found the subocean
 KBKarma: PANIC
 jedi_master_zll:  
 GrassVortex: 
 A_Dub888: Game too garbage for stream
Laserbeaks_Fury: The game is so much better now
 AtomicAlchemical: 
BrindleBoar: twitch subocean achieved
ghyllnox: F
 Murderface9797:           
 SpacePotato01: they were meddling with forces beyond their control
  Foxmar320: Jumped to hard
 red_shoes_jeff: Ninjas assassinated the stream.
 Jadenim: Guessing the subocean is spreading to the stream computer?
 Angnor33: 
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr:  
 KV1NN4:   
 Anaerin: Stream entered the subocean.
 MAPBoardgames: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 39:01.
JoshManVGH: Is the STREAM tied to Framerate!?
 aitsu100: G said snap and Thanos felt pity on us all
josh___something: also, hi @Darleysam o/
 cuttlefishman: !updog
  LRRbot: Not much. What's up with you, dog? 
 canoecrasher:   
  TXC2: Remain calm chat
  bv310: @Darleysam I had some pretty dire drip coffee when I lived in Ipswich, that guy might have had a point.
 grgriffin3: Game so glitchy it glitched the stream, gotta love it
 NewtyNewts: Stream!
 RocknGrohlNerd: oh no are we the ninja now? di we fall into subocean?
 Mazrae: I was wondering if it was just my phone buffering or if it has went down
 TehAmelie: and we're back
ThorSokar: 
 Sorator13: when you fall into the subocean too many times...
 t3h_f1gm3nt: we back?
 KBKarma: Stremsplode.
 matthaus_c: !findquote panic
  LRRbot: Quote #3419: "This is how you properly panic." —Ian [2016-09-14]
 accountmadeforants: We back
 RAICx: We're back!
 LarkSachrosis: Refresh
DoodlestheGreat: <message deleted>panicBasket OH NOES!!! QUICK!!! EVERYBODY PICNIC!!!! panicBasket
 djalternative: oh good. it wasn't just me
 Darleysam: the stream PC just clipped through the floor and into the sub-ocean
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: 
 Gascitygaming: next game it is lol
  Foxmar320: Stream is back
 notthepenguins: oh hey we're back
Shadowsoflife: The game is so bad it broke the stream 
 Darleysam: @josh___something hello!
ghyllnox: Back
 ValtheDrake: stream back
Critterbot: F5
 KBKarma: Stream is back, hit F5.
 MAPBoardgames:   
thavleifrim: the game guide says you can jump higher by holding up while jumping
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 Ritaspirithntr: Well that happened
 Sethalidos: game was so bad it broke the stream
 KBKarma: Stremsplode.
 zed_alpha: That was hilarious
JoshManVGH: Stream tied to framerate confirmed
 RocknGrohlNerd: hello and we back
SquidVorb: I thought my Wi-Fi died
Violet__Violence: hello again lol
 LadyLockwood92: Yeah, game broke stream.
  TXC2: REFRESH FOR STREAM
   LoadingReadyRun: sorry all we seem to be back
 MAPBoardgames: The game sucked so bad the stream crashed.
 matthaus_c: stream briefly found the subocean, but quickly hit the kill field and respawned
Oscelot: *smacks ads* I want to seeeeeee
 Sorator13: I see we made it past the cart?
 KBKarma: Thanks, Paul. Thaul.
 JessKay: stream clipped into the subocean
 Sorator13: oh, no, we didn't
WolvzReign: W o w
JoshManVGH: Must return to FANTASTIC settings
swallowedtheanchor subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 99 months!
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 Earthenone: did we go back to fantastic?
 MAPBoardgames: Is this a ninja in Mexico? (yellow filter)
 Admiralmatt: can you climb up the same tree more?
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jaimeblacken: did you move past it?
 malsareus: well you see all these jumps must be pixel perfect
 MikoKisai: I suspect your machine is too powerful for even "Fantastic" to be slow enough. The game is over 6 years old, after all.
TheMadPunter: Hey hey it's GAAAARBAGE Day!
  Serifina: Oh hey I missed that it was time for t5rash
tabbyphobos subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 36 months!
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 tyrsredritehand: Hardcore garbage
 Hangedman: baffling
JoshManVGH: This is one heck of a puzzle game
 richard_ermen: I think the climb there doesnt work because its set wrong. Most likely the entire section has never been test played.
  TXC2: hello Serifina
 matthaus_c: maybe this game was made for machines that had trouble running Skyrim out of the box
 KBKarma: But if the ninja t-poses... how will you know?
Duffadash: Can you not kill the dudes and instead use them to get high?
jessicaengle: Tea pose?
 korvys: Maybe if you don't kill those other dudes the framerate will be lower
SnowBuddy18: I like that the amount of health is so absurd that they don't even need to show it to you
 accountmadeforants: I see, this is a Kaizo game
  Serifina: @TXC2 heeeeey
Oscelot: @Serifina Heya :3 *passes over leftover cocoa from the picnic*
josh___something: Considering how high the mantle is for the trees on the first level. I think we've been locked out of progression because the PC too good
drcanonball: wait, thats a ninja? i thought it was a monkey with knife for some reason
interiorexplosion: There's a very small bump to the left, will that height help?
 BrowneePoints: https://youtu.be/wJi5KeV_Am4?t=112
droodtheozeference subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 39 months!
 droodtheozeference: Garbage Day subiversary!
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  Serifina: @Serifina Ooooooh
 BrowneePoints: yea the lighting in this one even looks different
 DanTheMediocre: I imagine those tree handholds are at the same height again and last level you couldnt get close to grabbing on
 zed_alpha: Maybe we were *supposed* to go into the sub-ocean, but we just missed the prompt to wave dash through the obstacle course that's below the level?
 betweenmyself: Think of the climbing mechanic like a series of bus stops…  Sometimes the bus driver doesn’t come to work cause he has a hangover.
 KBKarma: Maybe you have to goomba stomp those dudes to get over the cart instead of killing them with shuriken?
 shurtal: i'm starting to think th keyboard will break before progress gets made
 Arazien: These jumps have all the quality of NES TMNT
 BrowneePoints: I wonder if they tried patching this and it just broke
  TXC2: a Monkey with a knife would be far more dangerous then this
Shadowsoflife: @Serifina read that as from the panic
JoshManVGH: Yes you too can spend hours a day jumping a dead horse in Empire of Gold, on Steam, TODAY!
 Diabore: can you break the barricade?
 Coloneljesus: have I ever told you the definition of insanity?
 Tom_Bruise: somehow I don't think sense is going to get us through this obstacle
  Foxmar320: Flawless
Violet__Violence: WEEEEE
 malsareus: Tim Curry we failed you
Solipsody: This is starting to make me actually sad. This is such a basic thing to fail at...
 KBKarma: You will be hearing that sound in your *sleep*.
Oscelot: o7
 LarkSachrosis: I'm starting to think... this game might not be very good
  Serifina: Panic is definitely a thing in my life
 Earthenone: You Tried.
Kelderan: This is truly and majestically abysmal.
 GreatWahooney: empress of dnf
 Astra7525: I heard not all that glitters is actually gold
 zed_alpha: Empress of gold's gym
  Khalahd: Easier to find the sub ocean than to get over two carts, aww yeah
TwitchTVsFrank: you could run cinebench benchmarks in the background to lower your frame rate
 DanTheMediocre: game sucks bc pc too beef
 Sorator13: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: the abyss!
adambomb625: Just move on at this point
 Drasvin: The glitching through the floor seems to be the falling accelerating you faster than hit detection
 fiftymcnasty: From Tarkov?
Oscelot: @Serifina Oh no =(
JoshManVGH: Quick, to the 90s?
 NewtyNewts: Escape from the 80s!
JoshManVGH: Wow!
 TheSpindash: We all need to escape the 80s
Oscelot: Geez dang
 betweenmyself: The truest form of rebellion is to cast yourself into the subocean to die.
 NightValien28: most of us already escaped the 90s
 KBKarma: That was many duders.
 GrassVortex: 
Violet__Violence: akjshdf'
  Foxmar320: oh good no title screen or anything
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
 Drasvin: Hot start!
 Reecer6: you did NOT escape the 80s0
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Welcome to the game
 GhostValv: 
 malsareus: well that was uncalled for
 LadyLockwood92: Bruh
 NightValien28: *80s
  Serifina: @Serifina It's fine. 
 CouldntPickAUsername: well that fun
 Sorator13: 
 wench_tacular: gotta act fast
 CouldntPickAUsername: next game
DoodlestheGreat: That's pretty 80's.
elkae: that hit like a Monday morning
 notthepenguins: bruh
 matthaus_c: man I love Fallout New Vegas
 Hangedman: is this that PS5 instant loading everyone's been talking about
 NightValien28: DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA
 Earthenone: 80's were so violent
Kelderan: Too many mans!
JoshManVGH: Run And gun from launch!
 KBKarma: RUN AWAY!
 anyavamps: No menu only carnage
EightBitArcher subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 71 months!
 EightBitArcher: escape? you're not both chained to the desk? happy garbag- WAIT WHAT DAKKA GO GO GO!
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 AugmentingPath: git gud
Oscelot: Of course it has bullet time roflmao
 ValtheDrake: this escalated... quickly
 NewtyNewts: Escape from 80 Soldiers.
  TXC2: we played a game like this before
jessicaengle: ESCAPE!
  Serifina: what. The. crap
 CanPlayGames: Stranger Danger
 RocknGrohlNerd: there is no escape
 CouldntPickAUsername: best game ever 12/10
 NightValien28: tarkov got nothing on this
 niccus: fine, i'll stop complaining about long tutorials
Solipsody: I'll bet you this one doesn't have a second level.
 zed_alpha: They're clipping through the box to cap your ass holy shit
 wench_tacular: best game evar
 KBKarma: Oh, no escape.
 Dromos_GHG: Git gud!
Kelderan: Are you escaping, son?
 GreatWahooney: what is this, firing squad simulator?
 richard_ermen: Theres no clipping either
 malsareus: there's so many mans
 emberBecky: the perfect game
 TheSpindash: Unlike the previous game, this one just throws you into all the action immediately, including every enemy in the game at once.
 BrowneePoints: what's this game called?
 MAPBoardgames: https://pump19.eu/bingo/wap
 TemporallyAwry: #TechnicallyGameplay
Oscelot: They spent their UI time budget on getting bullet time working
JoshManVGH: The 80s are here. Get! Out!
 niccus: 0 second to crates and guns
  Serifina: OH MY GAWD
 Mai_Andra: The entire game is just trying to get across this room.
 Gascitygaming: i know you don't usually return the games from W+P but this might be one lol
 NewtyNewts: Nah, it's gotta be 80.
 corefluxx: is your character firing blanks?
 CouldntPickAUsername: oh god, is there 80 of them?
  TXC2: this is a nightmare 
 korvys: It's not a title, it's an instruction - ESCAPE!
 RocknGrohlNerd: its just pure gameplay, letsgo
 LarkSachrosis: Looks like someone figured out how to make a map and a monster spawner
Inari_Kitsune: is it about surviving for 80 seconds?
 Astra7525: Ever seen the videogame equivalent of a cold open?
DoodlestheGreat: This is gonna be a quick one...
ashteranic: "We didn't playtest this at all"
 NightValien28: there might be 80 of them
 red_shoes_jeff: Stop resisting! Stop resisting!
Shadowsoflife: wow
Koios7: 
jessicaengle: Is it 80's as in level of drugs = all?
 Fruan: "Unwatchable"
 accountmadeforants: What if this is some Frog Fractions bullshit where it makes you do this like a hundred times and then the actual game opens up.
  adi_pie: Ah, FEAR looks different than I remember.
 KBKarma: Oh hey, that cabinet over there is openable>
 BloodnBullets: don't have to design levels if noone can get to them!
 malsareus: the monkey oaw curled for you Graham
 richard_ermen: Loool, someone took the map asset, set a spawn point and some shoot mechanics and then added 100 people. Game down in 20 mins
  Foxmar320: Man this new Destiny raid is tough
Violet__Violence: wtf
 TehAmelie: guess we don't have any alternate weapons or anything either
 betweenmyself: This game requires to player to git gud, brah 
 LarkSachrosis: Is there anything behind you when you spawn?
  Serifina: Dear sweet jesus
 malsareus: they mostly talk in bullet
 DanTheMediocre: I think it's headshot kills
 matthaus_c: from where you're kneeling it must look like an 18 karat run of bad luck. truth is, the game was rigged from the start
 niccus: superhot got rough
  bv310: There's so many of them
 Anaerin: Every bullet you shoot spawns another bad guy...
 Jadenim: “You have the right to remain silent”
 kais58: The ttk on this game is insane
 Angnor33: grenades?
Kelderan: The trash is strong this day
josh___something: IT looks like that locker is interactible?
 Coloneljesus: are there cheat codes?
   Anubis169: brakka brakka brakka brakka
 GrassVortex: people asked for money for this??
 KBKarma: I think you have to headshot everyone.
person322: grenades?
 aitsu100: have we checked for a grenade button?
 CouldntPickAUsername: steam description "This is a first person shooting game,The player is a pathfinder soldier, who is free to explore the surrounding area to collect intelligence,Players can kill the enemy or avoid the enemy's attack, so as to ensure that the health value can survive for as long as possible."
 MikoKisai: This may be the asset flippiest asset flip we've ever seen.
 zed_alpha: Can you pause?
 raulghoulia: 10 feet. personal best
 Tom_Bruise: press tilde and activate godmode and noclip?
 GreatWahooney: was Max Payne always this hard?
 CouldntPickAUsername: Alex you need to avoid the attacks
 NewtyNewts: Can we Konami Code it?
  Foxmar320: How much was it
 TehAmelie: bullets move when you move. and when you don't
adambomb625: https://clips.twitch.tv/RacyNimbleLlamaAliens-ctqtkUFbT12VXyUN
 BigDaddyBland87: when you make the last game look amazing
 TheWriterAleph: that could be the show motto
 matthaus_c: the ol silent grenade
 Mangledpixel: "so you see, if we fill the first room with 100 enemies, then they won't be able to tell we haven't made any more game beyond that"
 aitsu100: i was right dang
  Serifina: "I can't believe this is for sale" - G, like 2/3 of the games you give alex to play fall in this!
 MikoKisai: @Foxmar320 It's €0.79 in Europe.
   Anubis169: bullet time?
 ValtheDrake: "free to explore" in a very limited sense
 DanTheMediocre: this is almost like an fps puzzle game though
 accountmadeforants: @CouldntPickAUsername Are those the instructions the dev gave ChatGPT to make this game?
 DanTheMediocre: if it has an actual solution
 TheSpindash: Getting Shot by Bennett Foddy
 GrassVortex: on the Steam page "G the bomb" under the controlls 
 TheWriterAleph: we can shoot the game???
ashteranic: Only one of them seems to notice you when you spawn
 AugmentingPath: Head and shoulders above Superhot
 zed_alpha: I think you're right, it looks like it spawns an enemy every time you shoot a bullet.
 MAPBoardgames: Does this count a 'spider faucet'?
  TXC2: C&C Renegade let you switch between first and third person
 malsareus: why do we drop our gunnet on death?
 Coloneljesus: switching to your secondary weapon is always faster than reloading
 Astra7525: These people multiply faster than we can kill them
Oscelot: Let's shoot the game please
   Anubis169: incendiary grenade!
Kelderan: So glad we have a scope on that rifle.
 Rebornflames: its following the retro game idea of the player wont realise how small our game is if they dont make it off the first screen
 Sorator13: Those were some... interesting physics
Tehbeard: Bassy explosion for a hand grenade
 Darleysam: is this someone's test level?
FlamingSpipernado subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 50 months!
 FlamingSpipernado: 50 months of garbage days! 
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  bv310: Problem solving!
  Foxmar320: Warlock nade spam build I see
 NightValien28: found the strat
Solipsody: Is the enemy spawning tied to framerate? Can you change the graphics quality?
   Anubis169: boom boom boom boom
Oscelot: @MAPBoardgames I have a feeling that it's loading more in the "death" screen so proooobably
ashteranic: and grenades don't seem to alert them
dtgill: Game solved
 WetPaperSack: Apparently you have a grenade factory in your pants
TheAinMAP:   
 Anaerin: It seems if you don't shoot they don't notice you.
Koios7: 
 TheWriterAleph: 
 DennyMcG: lobbing artillery
 Sorator13: @WetPaperSack do you not?
 betweenmyself: Welp, ya scared them all off
 Mangledpixel: WetPaperSack doesn't everyone?
nyoomgoom: i guess that's the gameplay they were going for, just gratuitous grenade spam
 Astra7525: WW1 levels of grenade-spam
 ryuhimora: legs just made of grenades
jessicaengle: Where does one keep 65 grenades on one's person?
Kelderan: Now this is pod racing
 Mai_Andra: Was chat right, earlier?  every bullet fired spawns an enemy?
Two_Hats: When out of bullets, just granade
 Fruan: You ever walk around with just a pallet of grenades strapped to you?
 zed_alpha: I seriously think they spawn when you shoot!
 tyrsredritehand: We are grendsmn
 lightfut: stacks, grenades only no oddjob
person322: they come running for the noise
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: just clearing out...
 niccus: well i think we know why they instantly shoot at you now, you're just walking around with 60 grenades strapped to you
 TehAmelie: grenades give no aggro?
 notthepenguins: ok shooting is for suckers, grnade shelling only
 Tom_Bruise: Do we?
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  Khalahd: Oh they notice bullets but not grenades
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 Atomic_Marshmallow: GARBAGE DAY!
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 JessKay: what happens if you never shoot?
ashteranic: Yeah no-one notices you until you fire your gun, except that one guy
Solipsody: Good old 'nade spam.
ghyllnox: So the stealth weapon is grenades, got it
dtgill: Grenade stealth mission
 accountmadeforants: @person322 Good thing we have silent grenades
koodooman: is this meant to be a grenade stealth game? 
 matthaus_c: slenade grunching your way to victory
   Anubis169: do they aggro on bullets only??
 KBKarma: Grenades also don't spawn duders.
TwitchTVsFrank: lol gunfire alerts them but the grenades dont
   Anubis169: LOL
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 KnifeRollinaBakery: I know your games are but what are mine?
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  Foxmar320: LOL
 ValtheDrake: coincidence that 65 is 64+1?
  Foxmar320: Yes
 matthaus_c: HAHHHAHAH
koodooman: yooooooo
 malsareus: only bullet angers the mans
 BrowneePoints: DO IT ALEX
  Serifina: SORD
Violet__Violence: ;LKSJAFD
 richard_ermen: LOL
  Foxmar320: omg yes
  Khalahd: of COURSE
elkae: lmaoooooo
 MrQBear: WHAT
 cuttlefishman: Line of sight aggro?
 Drasvin: One bullet: Everyone notices. An explosion: Must just be the wind
 TimeToFry: Of course
 tyrsredritehand: For honor?
Easilycrazyhat: EXCUSE ME
 BrowneePoints: YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO
  TXC2: SWROD TIME
 aitsu100: of course
Violet__Violence: I'M SORRY WHAT
 NightValien28: HAHAHA
 TheWriterAleph: did someone say weeaboo...?
viloke_virran: KEKW
RaklarLS: YES
 BigDaddyBland87: LET'S GO!!!!
 betweenmyself: Yup
 Darleysam: oh yo I had that sword in plastic as a kid
drcanonball: why not, just why not
ashteranic: That's optimistic
ghyllnox: Sweet katana!
 Sorator13: uhhhh
 richard_ermen: Clearly a Weeb Game
Kelderan: YES
 Jadenim: Watch out for carts!
 NightValien28: yeah the sword will surely help
 margieargie: Now we're talking!
Oscelot: of course
 red_shoes_jeff: Forgive me, Master...
 notthepenguins: OF COURSE
 KBKarma: Oh. I had low opinions of this game. And they've just gone lower.
 Anaerin: There you go, your silent takedown option.
 FlamingSpipernado: 
 NewtyNewts: Ah, so Katana game.
warpstonewarlock: But of course
   Anubis169: wait Alex, can I see that shottie again?
 lightfut: why grenade when can sword?
 KBKarma: A fucking *katana*.
 Tom_Bruise: Ah, that's what went wrong
 HIYgamer: Where are you hiding all of those?
Two_Hats: Sword? Sword
 Sorator13: I like how you had to figure out the buttons for that yourself, too
 WetPaperSack: Do you drop that sweet katana if you die?
 Tom_Bruise: We should use the *sword*
DoodlestheGreat: Welcome to Grenade Spam, The Gam.
 raulghoulia: real quality games this time. well chosen Graham
Jethrain: never don't expect the katana
 malsareus: can we do a katana run plz?
 DanTheMediocre: the unexpected katana is the deadliest
ThorSokar: YES
ThorSokar: the way of the BLADE
 WearingCats_CwC: Got my katana and my M1911, good to go
Oscelot: Waugh, the view bob
 therm0s_: 100 While you were playing the garbage I was studying the sword
miles_ivy: try walking out without shooting
RaklarLS: the blade probably doesn't aggro either
 CptnFalafel: Ah yes, the katana. The best weapon against 50000 armed dudes…
Solipsody: Yeah, okay, the guns are just for show. No guns.
 WetPaperSack: Here, catch!
Easilycrazyhat: no scope lets gp
 Coloneljesus: granades only run
 BrowneePoints: so what if we nade and Katana them
 JessKay: definitely feels like it's only when you shoot
Kelderan: Your yyyy your toast
 BloodnBullets: can you kill yourself with a grenade?
 Pyroxx___: does katana aggro?
 canoecrasher: Do number keys switch weapons?  Going around and around is silly
 aitsu100: nade and katana run?
 KBKarma: Ah. You only get slow mo if you headshot in ironsights.
 richard_ermen: xD
 MAPBoardgames: Only grenade strat?
Solipsody: Grenades only I guess.
 djalternative: if they respond to shoot, what about slicd?
 aitsu100: nope
 TheWriterAleph: it's super effective!
adambomb625: shooting = aggro, so katana only
 HIYgamer: I suppose that is about how well that would work
Tehbeard: Turns out, knife to a gunfight is a BAD idea.
SnowBuddy18: I love the ragsdoll
  Serifina: Okay, they all aggro if you shoot, but also if you get into their line of sight
person322: MY TOAST
   Anubis169: this is now Nadesweeper
 malsareus: this is how I sometimes play Xcom
Oscelot: It turns out katanas don't do a ton when you're being shot
  Foxmar320: Tested? This?
Two_Hats: I didn't realize Cyberpunk's expansion dropped
Jethrain: i was gonna say, "design" is a strong word here
 kilnfiendpotter: Oh good, a katana! I was worried I'd skipped out on more Asian nonsense
 richard_ermen: Also I think the AK might be a bad weapon for this
 Mazrae: walk and grenafe
miles_ivy: does walking without shooting wokr
josh___something: "Designed", Good one G
 shurtal: https://clips.twitch.tv/LazyMotionlessNuggetsSmoocherZ-TmHkXpZeOuw-kiCe
 Tangsm: This is just Peggle now.
 DanTheMediocre: if you do pull aggro, just go more 'nades right?
 Coloneljesus: 100% stealth
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 notthepenguins: and you can carry dozens of them
  TXC2: this feels more like a puzzle game now 
 Anaerin: "Eat This!" "You're toast!" "They're going to take you home in a lunchbox"
   Anubis169: hang on... is there self-damage with the grenades?
Solipsody: No shooting!
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Looks like there's an invisible tripwire that activates the enemy AI.
 ValtheDrake: the explosion muffles the sound
 zed_alpha: "Run, cowards!"
 NewtyNewts: *rooooaaaarrr*
 TheWriterAleph: "this is our town, scrub"
 zed_alpha: does the katana aggro them?
 KBKarma: Skallgrim would be so happy about how useless the katana is.
 richard_ermen: I'm not sure we can call what this game has "AI" xD
 FlamingSpipernado: no one cares about the granades because they're always causing explosions!
Gizmoloid: it looks like you can't shoot at all - it aggros EVERYONE
 Anaerin: Is katana silent?
 Mangledpixel: nades and katana only run
SnowBuddy18: they forgot to add aggro to grenade sound
 djalternative: the explosion deafens all enemies
 kilnfiendpotter: I love how the grenade explosion makes everyone jump a little
JeshuaWithAnE: Katana and Andes here we go
   Anubis169: Alex that shotgun... it has lego bumps on top
 TehAmelie: we have not seen if swording aggroes everyone
 lightfut: fair array of weaponry
 Twilight_Spark: The entire CS arsenal.
Oscelot: It'd make me jump!
 Sorator13: @kilnfiendpotter I noticed that as well, lol
Kelderan: Good thing we installed that suppressor onall 65 grenades
 margieargie: NO gun run?
 fiftymcnasty: shoot once the whole level shows up
 Anaerin: @Anubis169 I think that's supposed to be a picatinny rail.
  Khalahd: Ohhhh, it's a PUZZLE game
 TemporallyAwry: It's a puzzle game disguised as an FPS?
 MAPBoardgames: They aggro on the sound of gunfire which is not their own
   Anubis169: Anaerin: it's lego 
Solipsody: Why are the guns even there?
 CataclysmicReverb: That's a LOT of boys
 GreatWahooney: ,,,was there an intent?
Oscelot: It definitely tells you a lot about how it's been programmed
 saucemaster5000: There's an intent?
 doubledbear: This puzzle game isn't very good
LordManiMani: had Alex remembered the basics of CQC?
thavleifrim: maybe the katna is the trick if you cant use guns
 KBKarma: Oops. I just put a lot of Hubba Bubba Bubble Tape in my mouth.
 DanTheMediocre: @TemporallyAwry I would be intrigued by that concept though
SnowBuddy18: there's so many people the front ones don't die from the grenade because it's blocked
Jay_Blanc: This is a Dada game. You need to go against all instincts of playing an FPS.
Inari_Kitsune: it's a grenade based stealth game?
   Anubis169: nice shot
 LordZarano: Katana and grenades, to prevent accidental shooting, is the strat I think
Zalthia: Does Graham sound different?
 CodeIndigo: ah, so it's call of duty
 KBKarma: About as relevant as anything else in this game.
 Darleysam: *to be fair*, this is probably much closer to what would happen in this kind of scenario than how most games would depict it
jessicaengle: We finally found the game where you pull the pins!
  TXC2: I mean an FPS puzzle game is SUPERHOT
 matthaus_c: it's the impossible game, when we get to the final boss we find out we had to keep all our grenades
DigitalSeahorse: 
 TehAmelie: reminds me of playing the grenadier in Delta Force Land Warrior
 Drasvin: Does swinging the sword count as a gun shot?
 zed_alpha: This is the weirdest Bomberman sequel I've ever seen
 WetPaperSack: Somehow Rise of the Triad is more realistic
 Vilun: can you use the grenades like very short lived mines, and pull them all onto them?
ThorSokar: Is this the Kaizo Mario of shooters?
Solipsody: Honestly, if you made it on purpose this could be fun.
 kilnfiendpotter: I'm just confused as to why anyone would bring a katana to a gunfight
MWGNZ: nothing wrong with playing as grenade santa
 LadyLockwood92: @Zalthia Still recovering from a cold. He's fine, voice is still getting there.
 jessieimproved: cash grab much
 A_Dub888: @Inari_Kitsune Grenades do make good distractions
 JessKay: does swinging the katana count as shooting?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Bob Loblaw
 MAPBoardgames: Do they aggro on the sound of a katana swinging?
 BrowneePoints: Nadekata-the art of the Stealth Explosion, coming soon to a Game Jam near you
   Anubis169: wait is the animation back to the weapon shorter on the sword?
 DanTheMediocre: @TemporallyAwry get headshots for slow time, just enough bullets and nades for one or a few good solutions to a hectic shoot-em-up
WhoseGamewasitZ: 
 Anaerin: @kilnfiendpotter Katana doesn't go bang, doesn't aggro the entire level.
 Sorator13: @kilnfiendpotter look, when you have magic infinite pockets, sometimes you just chuck stuff in there and forget about it
 ArkhamArchivist: so you're saying it's a Greninja
Kelderan: I love how floaty everything is
 Earthenone: maybe the grenade and bullat noise aggro tables were swapped
Gizmoloid: hmm, is katana as loud as gun?
 Sorator13: and then you get to be surprised when you pull something out that you'd forgotten about!
 TheWriterAleph: @MAPBoardgames only if you shout your attack name
 Murderface9797: pocket sand engaged
 doubledbear: The slowest run and gun in town
Aenir798: is it infinite grenades
 kilnfiendpotter: @kilnfiendpotter Okay, fair! It's a Bag of Holding problem.
SnowBuddy18: @Aenir798 no, but we have 65
 malsareus: @kilnfiendpotter they learned the art of war from Overwatch clearly
Easilycrazyhat: I wanna play Stealth Grenade 2:  Silent But Deadly
 kilnfiendpotter: But can the katana cut through kevlar?
 UncannyJimjams: The Goldeneye re-release doesn't look quite like a remember
 Anaerin: @Aenir798 No, but there is 65. Which is effectively infinite.
 niccus: so this is a golf game now right
Oscelot: @kilnfiendpotter Sounds like my purse @Sorator13
 wench_tacular: sneaky
   Anubis169: oh there is friendly fire
 Sorator13: @kilnfiendpotter 
Inari_Kitsune: @easilycrazyhat nice!
 malsareus: grenades have no friends
Jay_Blanc: "Hey, anyone hear some explosions?" "No, must have been the wind. Or rats."
   Anubis169: so camouflage does work
 malsareus: never did never will
 margieargie: Okay, this makes this -more- fun than it could otherwise have been with "good" mechanics I think 
 UncannyJimjams: vwoorp
Solipsody: Well, this is the best game you've played so far this stream. 10/10.
 richard_ermen: Also somehow grenades seem to only ever hit 5 or so enemies
 accountmadeforants: This game's got more guys per guy than anything else
 RocknGrohlNerd: white trying to escape nobody would notice 5 miion explosions 
 KBKarma: I don't think they can see you.
 TehAmelie: i predict a "sure would be nice if we had some more grenades" moment in the near future
 Anaerin: Can you cook the grenade for longer throwing?
AniLunchbox: Graham should go to the Dev / Publisher page for this game and see how many of their games the guys have already played. Lots of garbage material
 malsareus: can we clip to the super ocean?
 kilnfiendpotter: Ah, I see they spared no expense for the voice acting
 ArisuGunplaSFW: does Graham have a cold? his voice sounds different
 LordZarano: They're not agro yet, how close can you get?
 kusinohki: I like to imagine if alex gets to the end of the level the game goes "HOW?!"
 Athelgar: whats in all the radioactive hazard boxes?
Tehbeard: do grenades physics each other?
  TXC2: ArisuGunplaSFW  he had one yes
Oscelot: @AniLunchbox oh nooo.
Jay_Blanc: This is Advanced Skee Ball.
Tehbeard: @Athelgar ... office supplies?
  bv310: @ArisuGunplaSFW Had, just a bit raspy now
   Anubis169: only 36 grenades
 ryuhimora: this game is a perfect example of why adding more enemies onscreen doesn't make a better horde game
 ArisuGunplaSFW: oh thank you! I'm glad he's feeling better
   Anubis169: i think they're all deaf now
 Hangedman: love those indoor godrays on the crates
 satyropodobny: Imagine someone spent money on this instead of Pizza Tower.
ashteranic: radiation signs everywhere while you throw grenades around. reassuring
 Walla_tv: i like the god rays coming through the walls
 matthaus_c: they're all deaf and full of shrapnel
  Foxmar320: omg
elkae: this is silly
 Arazien: omg the light shafts are attached to the boxes
 FlamingSpipernado: even if it was a dead end I bet it'd be packed with enemies XD
 BloodnBullets: cant wait till you swing the katana once and everyone comes running
Oscelot: @Arazien *amazing*
 matthaus_c: @Serifina yes
 doubledbear: Gonna need more nades
 Vilun: eh, are those radiation symbols on the containers in the corridor you've been lobbing like 40 grenades into?
 KBKarma: @Serifina Yes
 KBKarma: @Serifina Damnit!
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: "hay, do you hear something?"
Solipsody: Nice timing on that one.
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Anubis169 what? can you speak up please 
 BrowneePoints: okay now hear me out
DigitalSeahorse: maybe we're deaf too
 raulghoulia: this is actually really fun
 Earthenone: every enemy is a weaping angel
Easilycrazyhat: I'm curious - does *their* gunfire draw attention, or is it just ours?
 Makrosian_Tae: The positioning is so good, lol
 matthaus_c: @KBKarma haha jinxed
   Anubis169:  MAHP?
 Hangedman: i wonder if crouching makes you invisible
 niccus: i have to imagine the author didn't even make the map
  Foxmar320: Welcome to the Dude factory where we make lots of Dudes
 Arazien: 10/10 game
Kelderan: Just. hanging out on the container...
 malsareus: Is this what Overwatch looks like to Aliens?
 TehAmelie: have we seen them see you from any great distance?
 northos: have we tested if other guns attract attention?
 kilnfiendpotter: I love how the wrapping on the katana handle looks like molded plastic. Primo Mall Sword Guy vibes!
TheMadPunter: @Earthenone NO thank you! 🤣
 mountaindudepdx: Ah I see you're using KIDAR (Kinetic Detection and Ranging)
ghyllnox: https://clips.twitch.tv/FlirtyNeighborlyMallardRalpherZ-HggWX3deNc1l4qBO
 JessKay: their vision is based on sight
  Khalahd: They may not have eyes, only ears for bullets
   Anubis169: Their vision is based on muzzle flash
Easilycrazyhat: If you obscure their view with grenade debris, you can sneak up and shank them in the face.
Boopity: @niccus Oh I'm sure _everything_, including the code comes from premade assets or something
 Arazien: Can you do anything with the green light lockers?
 Wolfstrike_NL: "aa look, regular Dave is at his usual working position again, standing on top of a crate all day long holding a gun"
 malsareus: Generic jump noise 3 I'd say
Kelderan: Guess we should have packed more nades
 Darleysam: FPSjump.ogg
 betweenmyself: Maybe cabinets with green dots have more grenades?
 Earthenone: they can use doors?!
 CataclysmicReverb: Quakey 2
 Twilight_Spark: Reminds me of...Quake maybe?
   Anubis169: oh so close
 GhostValv: 
  Serifina: ahahaha
  Foxmar320: Amazing attempt
Oscelot: @betweenmyself Non interactable sadly
 TehAmelie: like if a guy sees you you can grenade them and probably not make them all angry
 NewtyNewts: Y-y-y-you're toast
 satyropodobny: Ai is being created live by chatGL
  Khalahd: Shooter you can't shoot in
 cuttlefishman: SUPER HOT
 fiftymcnasty: I love a good tedious grenade game
 Nigouki: man, remember how much fun L4D was to just pop zombie heads as they rush you?
 TheWriterAleph: effed by the action economy again
 Easilycrazyhat: Literally every mob on the map runs over as soon as you shoot a single shot XD
 KBKarma: Yeah, every time you shoot someone, an enemy spawns behind the guy you shoot.
 Charlie_Victor7: This is like Agatha Fisty trying to escape The Institute
 NewtyNewts: Grab the wepon
Oscelot: If humans are good at anything, it's inventing games
Solipsody: The good game-jam version of this would definitely be a roguelike.
 Sorator13: emergent gameplay!
 matthaus_c: is this... emergent gameplay?
 Vilun: Steam badly needs to adopt Mario Maker rules
   Anubis169: in 2014 Alex's words, "I'm offended I'm getting better at this game!"
Laserbeaks_Fury: This is just Bomber Man
 kilnfiendpotter: @Charlie_Victor7 YES.
  TXC2: emergent gameplay 
 doubledbear: Ol' Tommy T probably made them   
 shurtal: but is it TUNED for lean?
Solipsody: What a shame they only drop useless guns and not more grenades.
 Mushbie: "Milk toast. Milk toast"
   Anubis169: it is!!!
 northos: the control scheme might be an engine preset or something
Oscelot: @Charlie_Victor7 Oh gods I'd forgot about that XD It really is
 t3h_f1gm3nt: oh god you're right
  Foxmar320: That was such a good part
   Anubis169: Fallout 4
Boopity: Lean is probably part of whatever control package they used
Gizmoloid: please check if swinging katana also aggros the entire map 
 jessieimproved: that...went poorly
 zed_alpha: What do you mean, G? A corner lean is gameplay, and it functions. Therefore!
 GrassVortex: that part was great 
Oscelot: Spider faucet!
 Tom_Bruise: What's gonna be the reward for beating this level?
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Tom_Bruise: Grenade Silencers?
Cephallope: Gameplay is when you make a game look like other games, right?
Koios7:   
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: it was cozy
 wench_tacular: it went poorly
 malsareus: packed like sardines
 FlamingSpipernado: hahaha\
   Anubis169: One Punch Gran
 t3h_f1gm3nt: good times
 kilnfiendpotter: Agatha Fisty is still probably my favorite game playthrough
 tyrsredritehand: Hilarity
TheDangerWaffle: OPE
 accountmadeforants: It was fantastic though, peak 
 raulghoulia: well now I know what I'm rewatching after this
 doubledbear: That playthrough was so funny
 JessKay: AUUAGH
 KBKarma: Buh-bye.
 canoecrasher: Saw that one coming
 MAPBoardgames: I don't think they ADDED corner lean. I think it was included by default.
TheAinMAP: Over  and over and...
 BrowneePoints: and that's when you hope to have a mini nuke
Scarbble: it was very *very* funny but did not work out well for agatha
 RocknGrohlNerd: oh the fall out series was sooo good
Kelderan: Bonk
 matthaus_c: I should rewatch Agatha Fisty
 Hangedman: back to another day at the grenade factory
 Mangledpixel: and you were on console, so no hacking your way out
mendokusai_jamesdean: Will Fistie be back?
Zath_: I believe this is what they call emergent gameplay 
 Rebornflames: does the katana lead to them all shooting too?
Critterbot: Weren't thinking.
 MAPBoardgames: @LoadingReadyRun I really want to know if swinging the katana aggros them.
 Rebornflames: or work like the grenade?
 MarsIsDead: I have been rewatching Agatha recently and my kid is hooked on it...
   Anubis169: what's the game called?
 Sorator13: they absolutely spawn more enemies with each bullet fired
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 CataclysmicReverb: Is spawning tied to framerate?
dtgill: Agatha Fisty is what got me watching LRR YouTube videos
 NewtyNewts: I bet they were thinking 'Asset flip'
  TXC2: that's some bad looking picatiny rail on that shotgun
 Hangedman: my money is on Unreal
 JessKay: sure
 LurkerSpine: I wonder if it's Game Guru or something
 niccus: i'd have to guess it's UE4, but who knows
 accountmadeforants: Probably UE4? Might be Unity.
Violet__Violence: of course it is lmoa
 TheWriterAleph: of course it is 
 doubledbear: What were the reviews on this Graham?
Violet__Violence: *lmao, too
 Hangedman: specific lighting
Kelderan: Guess we gotta stick to pineapple today.
Oscelot: tab is... pause? what?
 soulessgamer: I would guess Unity because the lighting isn't right for Unreal.
Oscelot: Doesn't sound like Unity defaults @accountmadeforants
 MikoKisai: This is a Unity game, going by the file listing.
 zed_alpha: Source?
bobthecoolman: is this the first level?
 NewtyNewts: Bumrush one and swing?
Solipsody: Maybe this is just a super dark'n'gritty update of Bomberman.
  TXC2: bobthecoolman  yes
Oscelot: Oh well, I retract my statement then
 margieargie: I think you can kill enough people here to make a firefight survivable?
  Foxmar320: Yes first level
 Dandinstorm12: Nade spam? Stalker?
  Foxmar320: Game has no menu lol
 niccus: swing at a wall
 kilnfiendpotter: brb, must feed the child
 Hangedman: the lighting isn't right for Unity either, but presumably that's because it's just copied from a sample pack
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   Anubis169: Unity according to Chat
 MAPBoardgames: This level is the Alpha and the Omega
 kilnfiendpotter: LOL, there are levels?!
Oscelot: @kilnfiendpotter Good luck! Don't lose an arm!  
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: can it also be the last level?
RaklarLS: it's a level
 ValtheDrake: a pineapple a day keeps premade murdersoldiers away
Kelderan: with gameplay this dense you only need one level
 satyropodobny: Local florida men chucks spicy kiwis at passerby
 MikoKisai: There is only one level file in the game data.
Zalthia: No that Lighting looks pretty Unity. I'm guessing they used baked lighting.
Oscelot: Wow, that radius is a LOT larger than you'd think
 Rhynerd: I’m kinda sad the katana doesn’t aggro. That would’ve been hilarious if they heard the air whoosh
 TheSpindash: This Peggle remake seems to lose the charm of the original.
Oscelot: @MikoKisai Yeah, I'm not surprised in the least
Spades_Slicc: Oooh trash day!
 JessKay: you're toast
 kimmiekoneko: your toast, sir
 Darleysam: "oh thank you, I love toast"
Oscelot: Yeah toast!
Zalthia: mmm toast
3cbb: what about my toast
 Dandinstorm12: mmm could go for some toat
 TehAmelie: no aggro though
 Anaerin: What about my toast? Is it burned?
 NewtyNewts: malltrash ninja katana
 doubledbear: mmm toast
 malsareus: your rom clearing method is very US police force
 Dandinstorm12: *toast
 betweenmyself: In my head canon this game is just a vehicle to showcase somebody’s voice acting skills, “You’re toast!” “You’re toast!” “You’re toast!”
Spades_Slicc: also if anyone's interested arena has a draft token for 10% off in the daily deals
 sgowell: Yeah toast
viloke_virran: if them shooting summoned everyone, they'd be aggro'd from the start.
 Eggmojii: I know there was a new Warframe patch today but this isn't what I expected
  TXC2: turns out the Karate Sword isn't made for today's warfare 
Kelderan: The poor soldiers are just trying to deliver your breakfast
3cbb: @Anaerin jinx lol
   Anubis169: E?
ghyllnox: Katana run!
 DanTheMediocre: "I can smell toast in here" "Jim I think you need medical attention"
 LordZarano: It sucks but it *doesn't agro!*
DigitalSeahorse: 
 MarsIsDead: Honestly, I am going to make toasted PB and J right now because of this
 Tom_Bruise: the only thing that can rival the grenade in stealthiness; the sword
adambomb625: Fear the power of Nippon steel!
 jessieimproved: I love how lackluster the sword strike animation is
adambomb625: Over 1000 folds!
 Dandinstorm12: yikes
josh___something: Licks what?
 NewtyNewts: 80 soldiers
 ArisuGunplaSFW: oh noooo lolol
 malsareus: kill it with fire
 TehAmelie: did they playtest it with godmode on? like, how
 fiftymcnasty: The game never stops playing itself
 wench_tacular: you can never leave
 TheWriterAleph: game lives in RAm forever
 JessKay: quitting the game aggros them
 Dandinstorm12: a game being bad on garbage day?
 GrassVortex: There is no escape 
 Sorator13: 
 Coloneljesus: new computer virus: just gun noises
 TemporallyAwry: Yeah, maybe it was 80 dudes 
 Vilun: Oh I get it, it's a new take on Sisyphus
Laserbeaks_Fury: it 80 dudes
Kelderan: 80 soldiers escape
 saucemaster5000: It's coming from inside the moonbase
DoodlestheGreat: We hope
Solipsody: Remember the '80s, when everything was grenades and katanas? Actually that sounds about right...
 KBKarma: Alex's braces are getting chroma keyed.
 Eggmojii: wow one game down and its only been 20 mins
DangerDiabolik: you should have just left it for the rest of the stream
   Anubis169: sorry what?
 corefluxx: There was a distinct lack of Miami Chic for it to be a game about the 80s
 wench_tacular: good name
Jay_Blanc: I mean, someone does need to make a *good* version of this game now.
viloke_virran: It's probably 80s escape because there's 80s of them.
 Dandinstorm12: excellent
 JessKay: gesundheit
Violet__Violence: those are words
 malsareus: excuse you?
 jessieimproved: That's an ambitious name for something no one knows
Kelderan: That was words
 satyropodobny: It's the mystery of the Druuuds
 GrassVortex: 
 NewtyNewts: Or maybe you're lucky to live for 80 seconds
   Anubis169: Hello 2002
 BigDaddyBland87: please don't reap my essense
 aitsu100: oh no
 ryuhimora: Did Graham just have stroke
 Dandinstorm12: booo
 margieargie: Oh, I'm glad I had "nonsensical game name" on my bingo card for this game
 jessieimproved: sweet, character selection
 MAPBoardgames: Gender: NOODLE!
 Pyroxx___: so wide
 JessKay: Exit Female
 CodeIndigo: that guy has problems in his groinal area
 Vilun: 6/7 of that title is words
Kelderan: Did graham have a seizure or say the game title?
 Coloneljesus: EXIT FEMALE
 MrQBear: STrenght
Oscelot: @Eggmojii we've gone through two so far
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 Nigouki: "Exit female" already did that 35 years ago
 Rebornflames: why was that guy making sweet love to a crystal
Violet__Violence: strenght
kaynSD: Pretty sure I saw that logo on terrible PS1 rpg games
 Sorator13: "Strenght"
RaklarLS: the what now
NimrodXIV: Strenght
 TehAmelie: you can import. . .a jpg?
 Tom_Bruise: Paste DEFAULT
 NewtyNewts: Inteligence
Scarbble: love to buff my strenght
 ValtheDrake: is "exit female" a poor English for "birth"?
YareNiDaze: Oh that was someone trying to make a Tales of logo, wasn't it?
elkae: Exit Female
 jessieimproved: I are very strenght
adambomb625: Name: Agatha Fisty
 Eggmojii: @Oscelot incredible
Laserbeaks_Fury: Are the Strenghts okay?
 malsareus: wait is this THACO?
Solipsody: Inteligence with one L.
 Sorator13: One L in Inteligence
viloke_virran: the 'gh' is pronounced like an f.
 Dandinstorm12: keep rollin'
Inari_Kitsune: you can import a picture?
 JessKay: detect tramps
 Dandinstorm12: uhhh
BrindleBoar: DETECT TRAMPS
EvilBadman: nah what's your inteligence
aClonedPickle: Scynthe
 MAPBoardgames: BINGO!!!
 MikoKisai: Scynthe.
 Earthenone: Scynthe
   Anubis169: LOL
 Eggmojii: SCYNTHE
  Khalahd: Ooooh detect tramps!
  TXC2: Tramps!
 NewtyNewts: Scynthe
 Dandinstorm12: guys
 Sorator13: Scynthe
 CataclysmicReverb: Scynthe
 TehAmelie: scynthe!
Scarbble: gotta detect tramps
   Anubis169: Detect Tramps
 MrQBear: Scynthe!
CompSciJedi: SCYNTHE
 AugmentingPath: Detect Tramps!
 Tom_Bruise: Scynthe?
YareNiDaze: 420, my dude.
 ValtheDrake: Scynthe
Laserbeaks_Fury: 420 points
 Dandinstorm12: detect tramps
Jay_Blanc: Go all in on Detect Tramps.
Kelderan: CrossBow
 jessieimproved: oh no
Zalthia: ohh noooo
DoodlestheGreat: I can put a lotta points into my blunts.
 corefluxx: FOCUS!!!!
 Eggmojii: 240i
 Rebornflames: Wow such texture
 Valbatross_: this is just the character creator for Baldur's Gate but designed by a fish
 NightValien28: great font
offbeatwitch: sir your scroll is out of focus
Zalthia: That resolution
 WetPaperSack: Focus, please
 Darleysam: Skip Childhood would be some good advice
 CodeIndigo: the prophecy has been blurfilled
 jessieimproved: ooooh my eyeeeees
 Coloneljesus: oh god, Oracle. we're gonna get sued!
 MAPBoardgames: https://pump19.eu/bingo/wap
Kelderan: Just casually skip your childhood
 Sorator13: I'm sorry, why is the intro text in 180p?
 Tom_Bruise: Setbenil, or Setkenil, I can't tell
josh___something: Got any more of them pixels
 TheWriterAleph: this HAS to be a joke, right? ...right??
taeasakura: wait what
Aingidh: Font plz
DigitalSeahorse:  these huge grapes aren't that sweet
taeasakura: this is definitely a tone shift
 Eggmojii: hahahaha
Solipsody: Can you lend us a blunt, mate? I'll pay you back tomorrow, I'm scynthed today.
 Jadenim: You gotta stand back for that one
 malsareus: have 1 birth
vensers_lab_tech: Mount and Blade?
 saucemaster5000: Thank you for the birth
 Hangedman: the grid in the screenshot
YareNiDaze: Mark and Dylan, perfectly good fantasy names!
nyoomgoom: when you reap the essence (image of person w their hands on their cheeks with a serene expression on their face dot jpg)
 FlamingSpipernado: oh no
 AugmentingPath: Like to see a city on a grid plan
 GhostValv: 
 jessieimproved: Wait, did my mother dying spawn me?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Dylan, you sonofabitch
 Dandinstorm12: wait
 MAPBoardgames: I got an "obligatory skill system" and BINGO!
 CataclysmicReverb: "skip childhood" ... so already one up on fallout 3
 FlamingSpipernado: oh no no
 Darleysam: or the name of a Qwerpline character: Skip Childhood here with the weather
 TehAmelie: all of this is just Baldur's Gate, so far
warpstonewarlock: Holy...
 AkiraBalance27: no reason why, he just did
Tempest2097: Erudit?
Oddities_Collector: wait wasnt that the oblivion theme when the text was on the screen
 ValtheDrake: steps in the game so far 1) exit female, 2) be good with scynthe, 3) skip childhood
josh___something: "Took over"?!
 kusinohki: so which is better, lens 1 or lens 2...
  TXC2: Strong English as a 3rd language vibes here
BrindleBoar: Good god.
   Anubis169: hahahahaha
 LadyLockwood92: The Cross has a grid. Good to know how far you can move.
 zed_alpha: This is someone's D&D game that they tried to make into a crappy computer game. Calling it now.
 corefluxx: Love that the town conveniently installed a grid graph
 Dandinstorm12: the imperium of man?
rustenskurk: Making a guess here: I think the devs of this played Baldur's Gate
Kelderan: What's punctuation?
 ShaneLeeAtk: So... William Faulkner wrote this.
 satyropodobny: The coma shortage affected all of us.
 Emergent_OS: Dave’s Storytelling Emporium
DoodlestheGreat: That's a Bulwar-Lytton competitor.
 Coloneljesus: nice hat
elkae: this is just going to kill what's left of G's voice
offbeatwitch: youve got homework? gross
 kilnfiendpotter: Wait, we're 11?!
 TehAmelie: ooh, but it's BG in first person
 Anaerin: I've heard of a run-on sentence, but that was a marathon-on sentence.
 MAPBoardgames: So infant you and your 1-year-old brother were left to survive on your own?
 ValtheDrake: camera, plz
 CodeIndigo: I keep hearing this kind of awful narration in the Spokeman voice
 Vilun: are you a wall?
 Astra7525: I thought we skipped childhood?
Oscelot: Starting off strong, seeing the top of the level...
viloke_virran: Is this pokemon?
 Eggmojii: no ill bring my scynthe
 Coloneljesus: we ARE the childhoof
EvilBadman: Even in perfect fantasy world, fucking homework?
elkae: catboys?
 DanTheMediocre: not your scenptre?
 JessKay: do not show your sceptre to kids
Aingidh: Showing your sceptre to kids is inappropriate.
 richard_ermen: So...Trash Baldurs Gate?
 wench_tacular: are we very small, or is the house huge?
 MAPBoardgames: Character name is 'Player' despite you naming it.
 malsareus: so we have a mystery sceptre
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   Anubis169: I love you have the same sway animation
 doubledbear: Is this like the sims? they're so small
 raulghoulia: well spoken for an eleven year old
   Anubis169: Welcome raiders!
interiorexplosion: Why are your idle animations synced?
 Tom_Bruise: Thanks, Dylan
jessicaengle: o/ raiders
Kelderan: Quite an angle
 betweenmyself: Those some smol childrens
  TXC2: Hello Raiders
 Anaerin: I showed you my sceptre please respond.
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Zoinks
elkae: hello raiders!
 Coloneljesus: psycho mantis?
 corefluxx: NOT A THIEF
TheDangerWaffle: LOL
 Makrosian_Tae: uhhhhh
 CodeIndigo: you know why G
 emberBecky: oh my
 Dandinstorm12: so yeah basically Bauldur's Gate
 GhostValv: 
elkae: oh my
 CodeIndigo: or that
 Dandinstorm12: dang
Kelderan: Well that's a name
 kimmiekoneko: remember your best friend, fred?
 BigDaddyBland87: ahh my nickname in college
 zed_alpha: Because his hands are always cold, Graham. He's got a condition! It's not his fault he can't find mittens in his size!
Scarbble: i was so sad when frederick briskfingers got incinerated after season 2 of blaseball
 Mai_Andra: His hands are cold.
rustenskurk: Oh no it's kender
 ValtheDrake: I didn't know Kathleen named NPCs for this game
TheDangerWaffle: BIG UM
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 raulghoulia: that's brisk baby
Laserbeaks_Fury: But the ladies LOVE him
 kilnfiendpotter: I deeply regret not naming my kid Briskfingera
 undecided44: he does  lose magic and card tri ks
aClonedPickle: Fredloop
Aingidh: His fingers are...refreshingly...brisk?
 Dandinstorm12: oh no
 NewtyNewts: It's the Sims!
TheDangerWaffle: Reminds me of runescape
 Coloneljesus: diablo controls
 shamblingkrenshar: Ohhhh nooooooo
   Anubis169: oh boy we're gonna be here a while
 Drasvin: Isometric RPG
 MrQBear: Oh, it's Neverwinter Nights!
 MrQBear: I love this game!
 grgriffin3: Oh, this kinda game
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: why do they look like dolls
 northos: sure is a homebrew waypoint movement system
 Dandinstorm12: Brother
 MrAyeAxe: It's like Neverwinter Nights declared bankruptcy
 Earthenone: Fred?
flouncy_magooo: Is this Neverwinter Nope?
 CodeIndigo: More like Baldur's Taint
   Anubis169: MrQBear: it's just 'Never'
 Forgebold: Neverwinter Nights at home
 wench_tacular: so thirsty
 Dandinstorm12: ahahahaha
 Eggmojii: ahhahahahas
 corefluxx: Find and steel the Septra
koodooman: 
 Pteraspidomorphi: Is that your little, much larger brother?
 GDwarble: The pulsing cyan circle around is is somewhat disconcerting
 Tom_Bruise: Boy, Dink Smallwood's different from what I remember
Scarbble: ahaha
 richard_ermen: Why is the lighting soooo terrible?
 Hangedman: Sometimessummer Days
YareNiDaze: the FUCKING TTS
 RealGamerCow: I'm always thirsty
Violet__Violence: oh no it's tts
 KBKarma: THAT WAS AN AYE TALKING.
 Darleysam: oh no way Diablo 4's out?
Solipsody: That's a big table.
 DanTheMediocre: I love how the 11yo's are just half-size speedy adults
 laundreydhull: how often do these watch+play entries manage to have voicelines in them?
 Makrosian_Tae: DAYUM
DigitalSeahorse: wrist fingers or breast fingers?
Oscelot: This character portrait looks like william defoe
 AtomicAlchemical: Wow, Runescae has not aged well I see
ashteranic: Getting extreme NWN knockoff vibes here
koodooman: GOTY every year
 Dandinstorm12:    
 Wolfstrike_NL: So thirsty
 djalternative: oh. these aren't child models! these are just smaller-scaled adult models!!!!!
 TheThirdTail: great conversation starter
 Pyroxx___: Is it just me or does the point you are moving to have collision?
elkae: the proportions!
 KBKarma: That guy is just a text to speech with a robe!
Gizmoloid: do we... COLLIDE with destination marker???
 NewtyNewts: Someone sounds a little THIRSTY!
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/CleverTawdryCookieWutFace-bV-8ri8GRL_2eQW2
 LurkerSpine: that furniture is ginormous
Gizmoloid: 
 zed_alpha: Y'know...out of all the things to do badly, an Ultima/Baldur's Gate/Neverwinter Nights/Icewind Dale/et al. -style game is a lot more creative than the other stuff we see on this show.
 mwlsn: What is this frame rate
Violet__Violence: why is everything so big lmao
 satyropodobny: Based wizard sigma male
 Eggmojii: why does the movement have a ramping animation?
 Rebornflames: wow such game
 MrQBear: @Anubis169 Never Nights is honestly not a bad name for a game, I presume itw ould be a cheap vampire-themed game though. 
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I love a peasant house with 16 foot ceilings
 MrVirite: a child, or a person scaled down?
Solipsody: That's a big bed. Or are you just tiny? Are you malnourished?
 MAPBoardgames: Just remember: Fireball in every slot.
 Coloneljesus: this harry potter doesn't have very good graphics
DigitalSeahorse: old ones are less up to date tho
Zalthia: RuneScape?
 DennyMcG: this building and furniture, has some interesting scale
vensers_lab_tech: Getting real Ever Jane vibes from the graohics
 Sorator13: I like how you're in a black void
 canoecrasher: Can you rotate the camera?
 Easilycrazyhat: Dude's a straight up teacher in 2023. "Anyone else thirsty for knowledge, fellow kids?"
ghyllnox: I am Always thirsty for Knowledge
 KBKarma: He's a text to speech!
 TemporallyAwry: https://clips.twitch.tv/BetterBlueMelonSwiftRage-X8fbJj9JsTR8jzwd
Keab42: The scale is really odd
 jessieimproved: t really makes it feel like a doll house
   Anubis169: why is there a...
 Arazien: Our house! In the middle of the V O I D
 Dandinstorm12: because he.....is
DoodlestheGreat: Can you change the camera angle a little?
 MehallD: Why do we live in THE VOID
   Anubis169: is that a viewport line?
YareNiDaze: Oh god, I can't unhear the fucking Kermit voice!
 malsareus: https://clips.twitch.tv/PunchyOilyButterflyHeyGuys-9zPM5U3DFf_u0Mrg
rustenskurk: Can you turn the camera?
 MehallD: damnit arazien, I was typing
Oscelot: Claustrophobia or the void of space?
Invitare: no no no Jordan Peterson sounds like an AI doing Kermit's voice
elkae: ah, scenic Subocean Central, on the Void
 Eggmojii: thats not jordan peterson, thats varg
 corefluxx: Don't need to pay the bots for voice work i guess
 Crokoking: why did they not fully voice it if it's TTS anyway
 Sorator13: Is Aurelius searching for books inside the school? Has he checked the bookshelf?
Tempest2097: Nah that's just bad TTS
Solipsody: So thirsty for knowledge.
 matthaus_c: knowing what Jordan Peterson sounds like must be such a curse
 ValtheDrake: I'm always thirsty, for knowledge
 Coloneljesus: don't forgetti the forseti
BrindleBoar: that's not all he's thirsty for 
 TehAmelie: this house isn't entirely terribly designed, at least
 Dandinstorm12: we now have a book
 TheMerricat: I'm fairly certain that's one of the bog standard TTS voices you get on Windows.
 betweenmyself: Aurelius got that thirst
 Reecer6: wow, just like in a flash game
 KBKarma: I think that's a default text to speech voice.
 Arazien: @MehallD We share the one brain cell
 richard_ermen: So basically a very bad trash Neverwinter Nights
elkae: erm
rustenskurk: If this is like NWN (and it is) maybe you can turn the camera by holding down middle mouse
 GDwarble: Y'know, Neverwinter Nights looked better than this, and it's...20 years old now?
 Athelgar: is that a whole lobe of white pixels just about at lower 3rd?
Kelderan: Uhhhhhh\
 Astra7525: ehehehe
 Dandinstorm12: uhhhh
 WearingCats_CwC: I'm just hoping for Dagoth Ur voice
 mwlsn: It’s purgatory outside
 Eggmojii: Aurelius Spokesman
 laundreydhull: @solipsody oh no, this is the Giant's Keep. they're in a Jack & The Beanstalk sequence 
 MAPBoardgames: I don't want to touch this guy's "magic staff"
 ArisuGunplaSFW: thank youuuu
 Pyroxx___: yeah, why does the destination point have collision?
 Dandinstorm12: bro
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YareNiDaze: @matthaus_c Yes and no, because once you do you can just picture Kermit being a bigot and it's way funnier to make fun of him.
 Twilight_Spark: Why can't I pet the cheese?
 malsareus: no interactable cheese 0/10
 KBKarma: Is that a bathroom? Thing?
Invitare: only thirsty for knowledge, not cheese
 AugmentingPath: can you pet the cheese?
  Foxmar320: This is a strange Sims mod
 undecided44: is that painting in minecraft?
 Dromos_GHG: Can’t pet cheese?
rustenskurk: Try holding down middle mouse?
EvilBadman: I love that you collide with the click points
 corefluxx: Why is the bathroom right next to the kitchen?
Zalthia: I hate that snap your character does when they stop moving
DigitalSeahorse:  remember Book It?
 steelfox13: You can't pet the cheese? bullshit
 soulessgamer: That stutter when you reach the destination is ugh.
 grgriffin3: The Cheese is Not Interactable is my The Cheese Stands Alone-focused deck name
 KBKarma: Childhood == tutorial.
ThorSokar: more importantly is there a dog and can you pet it?
 Eggmojii: whats this shit called again?
 ValtheDrake: precedes by "exit female" button, don't forget
 MAPBoardgames: You're 11 now. No longer a child.
 malsareus: some people would pay good money for a skip childhood button
 Astra7525: How are you larger than your gnome friend fred?
nyoomgoom: reminded me of that news screenshot where the ticker line was like "jorge wants to be hardcore but his mom won't let him" but in spanish
  TXC2: boy I sure can have used that button IRL 
 Dandinstorm12: what
 ValtheDrake: *preceded
 KBKarma: The camera is a physics object!
Keab42: Real life needs a "skip childhood" button
 Hangedman: oh no
YareNiDaze: @MAPBoardgames Pokemon logic.
DoodlestheGreat: If only we all had a "skip childhood" button.
Invitare: it's a suprise
 doubledbear: They did just sell a neverwinter mod huh.
 Dandinstorm12: a quest of mystery?
Oscelot: @corefluxx So horrifying bit of trivia for you: That actually was pretty common until the 1920s or so x.X
Jay_Blanc: Maybe when the Game says 'Go Play Outside' it means 'Turn off computer, touch grass, don't expose yourself to the rest of this'.
 Gekyouryuu: @wearingcats_cwc I've not played Morrowind, but I can't stop listening to Dagothwave
 MrVirite: is that edge scrolling?
 KBKarma: COMBAT
 NewtyNewts: Oh boy, mouse to edge of screen to move
   Anubis169: so we can teleport?
 LadyLockwood92: Cutscene?
 Mangledpixel: ah, mouse to the edge of the screen to scroll, it seems
 GrassVortex: cutscenes! 
 KBKarma: That's Fred!
Solipsody: This is an amazingly ambitious migraine. I mean game.
Tempest2097: Oh my god
koodooman:  ????
 Astra7525: oh geeeeez
Kelderan: Scuse?
  Foxmar320: Game "The Essence Reaper Ritual"
 Eggmojii: oh fguck yessssss
 matthaus_c: look at him neck
Laserbeaks_Fury: IT'S A LITTLE GNOME!
 grgriffin3: Pardon?
Angreed66: The head neck proportions
 DanTheMediocre: Our BOY!
 Walla_tv: why is his face like that?
 Dandinstorm12: oof
Tempest2097: His head is so BIG
 doubledbear: His head is so biiiig
 RealGamerCow: What him head do?
 MAPBoardgames: No my Bussness
 AugmentingPath: not my bussinesses
 fiftymcnasty: Ok, I don't like that gnome either now
 CodeIndigo: Oh boy, playing in the empty field of destiny!
EvilBadman: not my bussiness
 KBKarma: The portrait for the woman at the back is different from the model!
 Darleysam: oh, they modelled Frederick in Elder Scrolls 4
 asthanius: Is this Big Mouth?
 Dandinstorm12: later nerds
 Coloneljesus: why does she look like a wow character?
Tempest2097: The modeling is so fuckin terrfying
 northos: Kira's portrait looks like it's from another game
 Eggmojii: his head is big because he is a kleptomaniac and stole all the other kids head mass
aggrocrow: Big Head and Smol Face
 Sorator13: okay but did you steal something from him, Fred?
 Athelgar: just a single guy with DK mode one
 MAPBoardgames: Time for murder!
 Sorator13: I have to ask
Oscelot: Dear gods that is a thicc neck
 Astra7525: his head is wider than his hips
Shadowsoflife: @corefluxx Didn't think my house was that old
 JessKay: his neck's so vascular
  Khalahd: Schoolyard brawlll
ghyllnox: His arms too
 Coloneljesus: oh no1 the tunnel snakes!
 Hangedman: this isn't a bad excuse for a combat tutorial. it worked for Final Fantasy Tactics Advance's snowball fight
 Dandinstorm12: thanks npc
 matthaus_c: head and shoulders above Morrowind
 TSSaloic: NPC
 canoecrasher: Did anyone clip the expressions when the katana came out?
offbeatwitch: NPC
3cbb: is that the tiktok voice
 TehAmelie: i think if i was a reviewer i'd give this 5/10. seems like half of a game
 doubledbear: Why is Vriska hanging out with preyton
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Frederick I know you're a gnome but you might have hydrocephalus or something
 Sorator13: 
 satyropodobny: Discount Bin Malfoy
   Anubis169: so he's actually a klepto
rustenskurk: It's a kender!
 Tangsm: Oh, we get to learn the combat system by beating up children?
EvilBadman: Briskfingers has DK Mode active
 Dandinstorm12: myLord your dinner
 KBKarma: I think the portrait for the catgirl was stolen from somewhere. It's higher quality than the rest of the portraits.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Legally Distinct Tasslehoff
 red_shoes_jeff: Fred's JACKED, what's he worried about these kids for?
 Coloneljesus: this game would be so much more graceful if it was made with RPG Maker
BrindleBoar: F
 Eggmojii: wait there is a catgirl?
 Dandinstorm12: uh
  Foxmar320: ded
 GrassVortex: ???
 TheThirdTail: DED
 grgriffin3: Oh
Zalthia: ???
 GhostValv: 
 Dandinstorm12: 
 Sorator13: ????
Oscelot: Uhh
Aenir798: ???
offbeatwitch: LMAO
 CptMurphey: rip
elkae: rip?
TheDangerWaffle: WAIT WHAT
Amentur: 
elkae: 
 DanTheMediocre: omg they killed us
 MAPBoardgames: RIP
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: wat
 Astra7525: Moster Factory: "No middle sliders!"
 ValtheDrake: whut? o.0
 Darleysam: wow, Dylan was the cardiac people
 MAPBoardgames: 
 Dandinstorm12: get dominated
 KBKarma: Preyton fucking murdered you at range.
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 shurtal: Dylan, you sonnuvabeetch
 Walla_tv: demons?
  TXC2: or do we have horns now
Solipsody: The narrator is a moues girl?
 Coloneljesus: childhood SKIPPED
 KBKarma: Oh, evil demon lady.
 grgriffin3: Oh boy, time to make a pact with a demon!
   Anubis169: isn't it unintelligible?
Shadowsoflife: what?
 PixelArtDragon: Is this an isekai?
DigitalSeahorse: lol
 TehAmelie: haha, cardiac people
 KBKarma: Sceptre!
 grgriffin3: Alex.
 matthaus_c: humanoide-alike
 malsareus: we're being compleated
Zalthia: Just like Dack Fayden
Solipsody: Oh those are horns.
offbeatwitch: beer
Violet__Violence: alex lmao
 KBKarma: Scetpre!
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: you wake up in jail in cyrodill. a man approaches your cell, it is Patrick Stewart, he needs your help
 Sorator13: humanoide-alike
 CodeIndigo: So basically get beat up by bullies, discover your warlock patron?
 Dandinstorm12: @grgriffin3 or anything at this point
ghyllnox: 
 notthepenguins: "here bro have a cold one"
   Anubis169: Get your mind out of the gutter and into the sewer pipe
offbeatwitch: wOOP
 NewtyNewts: scynthe?
 RealGamerCow: Charlie Horse!  *whack*
 Dandinstorm12: sproing
 KBKarma: No combat animations. Ho ho ho.
 DanTheMediocre: the kip up
 MAPBoardgames: Fight! Fight! Fight!
 kilnfiendpotter: Fred Briskfingers sounds like a Jeskai walker
DigitalSeahorse: defence yourself
DigitalSeahorse:  
 JessKay: his face is pail
elkae: HIS FACE IS PAIL
 Dandinstorm12: his face pailed
 hold_no_carter: Graham making the classic mistake of drinking during W+P dialogue
Jethrain: his face is bucket
offbeatwitch: "That thing drinks blood" normal thing to assume
 Eggmojii: I will not tell the clerics!
 notthepenguins: get bodied by a magic stick
  Foxmar320: yesssssss
 KBKarma: MURDER HIM
 malsareus: chaos
Oscelot: chaos chaos chaos
 BigDaddyBland87: welp
 CodeIndigo: We came here to choose chaos
 Drasvin: Chaos!
 RealGamerCow: CHOWS
Elsenova_: chaos!
 DanTheMediocre: CHAUS
 grgriffin3: For Khorne!
 TheThirdTail: Chows
 Eggmojii: BOOM
 Makrosian_Tae: CHOWS
 notthepenguins: "I am against them!"
 MAPBoardgames: You've got a blood-engorged scepter in your hand!
 Wolfstrike_NL: There was only 1 option
 Easilycrazyhat: kill the children!
 Dandinstorm12: I am against them
DigitalSeahorse: chaos.
nyoomgoom: wheeze
 NewtyNewts: Oh no.
Oscelot: What the... wow
 malsareus: we're 11
 GhostValv: 
 Angnor33: C H A O S
 margieargie: Are we the baddies?
Zalthia: you are 11
Oscelot: We're *11*
 NewtyNewts: Chaos stupid.
 JessKay: oh you're a libertarian
 ValtheDrake: the rule is to always choose chaos!
Shadowsoflife: CHAOS
DigitalSeahorse: 
 CodeIndigo: "And I Am 11 saying this!"
elkae: i can't 
 KBKarma: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! HARRIERS FOR THE CUP!
jessicaengle: We're not a part of the system
 Dandinstorm12: didn't you have that option Alex
YareNiDaze: I'm 11 and this is deep.
  TXC2: Social Darwinism! yay 
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I mean it works for libertarians...
 WearingCats_CwC: You're a very opinionated 11 year old
 LadyLockwood92: Did we name our character Yennifer?
 Dandinstorm12: CN boooooo
Jay_Blanc: This is why you shouldn't let your children read 'Fountainhead'.
 Eggmojii: Kicked in the stomach and I have awoken a hardline anarchist
 Astra7525: ah yes.. the two alignments: Pope benevolent the third or murderhobo
 ArkhamArchivist: Fuck the church, here's 95 reasons why
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: for varying definitions of "work"
 CodeIndigo: There is no "good" in this game
 Dandinstorm12: we out
 Eggmojii: and my scynthe drinks blood
 Easilycrazyhat: English is hard, ok
 asthanius: Benign or Invasive alignment
ThorSokar: screw it, drink his blood!
 CodeIndigo: In more sense than one
   Anubis169: There's barely any "game" in this game
 doubledbear: Benignvelont
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: @jay_blanc same wavelength 😅
jessicaengle: Standing in a field simulator.
 KBKarma: Bottom of the laneway, don't set foot on the property.
 TSSaloic: @ArkhamArchivist Posted to the first Catholic Church you find.
ZeroArcana: look, do you expect the person who made this game knows what words mean
 grgriffin3: GAH
viloke_virran: @doubledbear Benignviolent?
 satyropodobny: WHY
 Dandinstorm12: yikes
Stratavarius: Fredcam
koodooman: fred jumpscare
 wench_tacular:   
 Sorator13: AHH
Spluuga: Ben-ign-ign-ign
 Eggmojii: thats Rich Piana
Karvamammutti: I was just about to head to bed but dogshit games always trumps sleep.
 Dandinstorm12: we have a hud
Oscelot: nonononono
 undecided44: laws? naw, they are only limits placed on our ability to attain a perfect state of being by those who are afraid of our potential!
 MikoKisai: Fred, please
EvilBadman: FRED unlocked DK mode
 fiftymcnasty: At least you wernt Fred
 Tom_Bruise: Fred, can you stop looking like a weird scrotum?
elkae: i'm laughing so hard halp
Aingidh: Gonna need a lie down after that one, jaysus
 CodeIndigo: Okay, so bootleg Hogwarts here
rustenskurk: As someone who grew up on Neverwinter Nights, I'm finding the fact someone made this kinda endaering. It seems more like a passion project than cash grab.
  Juliamon: Can we get a clean shot of Fred's head? For, uh, no reason
 KBKarma: Big Head mode!
 red_shoes_jeff: I am VERY certain Fred is not a child.
jessicaengle: He looks like Hoggle
 DanTheMediocre: not everyone can be as cute as Fred
 malsareus: this 11 year sure has opinions
 matthaus_c: I want this person to write CYOA books
 RealGamerCow: The lean when they turn!!!
 Wolfstrike_NL: wasd controls instead of mouse clicking now?
 NewtyNewts: Is this now tank-controls?
 HIYgamer: Tip for game designers: If your models look like this, try zooming the camera out
Oscelot: our lower lip is somehow being changed when we're moving
Laserbeaks_Fury: Veronica Mars: The Early Years
EvilBadman: Oh like Dragon Age?
 GrassVortex: oh no, it really wantd to be The Witcher
elkae: why are we SO smol
   Anubis169: Your ponytail may also double as a coat hook
 NewtyNewts: Monty on the run?
 Creideiki_SE: @rustenskurk The main menu had an entry for "backers". I'm afraid to look.
 Jadenim: I mean that control shift is pretty clever
elkae: that door is hugay
 theymerLoviatar: o snap, garbo!
 Dandinstorm12: @rustenskurk yeah if I tried to make NWN and English wasn't my first language I'd probanly make something like this
 KBKarma: See. Camera is a physics object.
Solipsody: I've gotta look away for while.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Camera, go home, you're drunk
 Jadenim: For a hot steaming pile of garbage
 TSSaloic: What proportions are the people in this world?
 sheer_falacy: what is wrong with that guy's head
DoodlestheGreat: That's some serious camera work.
 malsareus: but are they tank controls?
LadyGrey21: Did someone try to turn their D&D warlock into a game because some one told them "if you want to hog the story write a book"
  TXC2: this is not a camera, this is a motion sickness device 
ScrapyardGhostTrain: @rustenskurk The thing is, NWN is still better than this. And had the toolset to let you make this, but better. 
 kilnfiendpotter: I see the architecture is just like Feudal Japan!
 theymerLoviatar: @TSSaloic yes
 KBKarma: Other bed.
Oscelot: lol @kilnfiendpotter
 MAPBoardgames: This IS a Dragon Age knockoff
 RealGamerCow: Look, it's the Ugly Kid Gang
 Dandinstorm12: ok cool
offbeatwitch: 10 years later
   Anubis169: and we went to bed for 10 years
 Coloneljesus: among us sound?
 KBKarma: A narrator!
3cbb: among us?
 Sorator13: @kilnfiendpotter *Futile
 NightValien28: DAMN glow up
 Dandinstorm12: surely
 ValtheDrake: touched a book, hurt some people, chose my placement on the alingnment grid, sounds like a full day of work
Tempest2097: Why high heels though
 accountmadeforants: i see someone's played Fable
 WetPaperSack: Can we go back and skip our childhood now?
AussieBrainDoc: I have to admit this camera is making me motion sick!
   Anubis169: Dungeon Keeper?
 shurtal: love me some royalty free sounds
 Dandinstorm12: you tell em
 CataclysmicReverb: Neverwinter is my guess
 sheer_falacy: look on the bright side, it has a button to skip, that's better than some AAA games
 theymerLoviatar: sure is booba in here
 Walla_tv: thats from wow 100%
DigitalSeahorse: 
 TheSpindash: So to be clear, this is pre-rendered, right?
TheDangerWaffle: lmao
 Coloneljesus: that's definitely wow armor
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: this is some 2001 cgi
 doubledbear: Yeah this looks like neverwinter
   Anubis169: bahahaha
 KV1NN4: was that dialogue clipped ont he side?
 Dandinstorm12: welcome to the bone throne
 Tangsm: He looks really happy to be there.
 KBKarma: Ah, text-to-speech again.
YareNiDaze: Skulls for the Skull throne!
 KV1NN4: Lexa?
 JessKay: it's morabin time
 matthaus_c: it's morabin' time
 kilnfiendpotter: hashtag woke up like this
 anyavamps: oh i got up to get a snack and find...this
ghyllnox: We morbin!
 accountmadeforants: Morrigus' Temp
 A_Dub888: It's Morabin' Time!
YareNiDaze: Yes Lord Vader.
   Anubis169: Speak up!
Oscelot: Is her name *literally* Alexa?
 MenomeAlice: Ben Stiller Has Joined The Party
 zed_alpha: There is a lot of effort on display, at least
 KBKarma: The easy way to get VA work for your game.
 Sorator13: "temply"
 fiftymcnasty: Is he on the phone?
josh___something: And he morabed everywhere
 red_shoes_jeff: WHAT?
 KV1NN4: BONE THRONE
   Anubis169: Speak up! Can't hear a thing behind that mask
 Dandinstorm12: send help
Tempest2097: God the TTS is so bad
 CodeIndigo: Voice Cast: Literally Just Tiktok
 malsareus: is he a decepticon? he talks like 1
Laserbeaks_Fury: Morabin' Time
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: ma'am that is too many proper nouns
 asthanius: I love the green checkered tavlecloth
taeasakura: CAN YOU SPEAK UP?
offbeatwitch: why is this in 4:3
 sheer_falacy: This is a reminder to put backgrounds on your subtitles so they don't blend in with your white floor and white skeleton
Zalthia: I like the table cloth
 Darleysam: now I've been hearing voice actors complain about AI being used to steal their jobs, but I just don't believe it's happening 
 MAPBoardgames: Her armor must protect her a ton for how much it doesn't cover
 Coloneljesus: oh, is this a PSX game?
 accountmadeforants: True cinematic 4:3
 NewtyNewts: That's some strong letterboxing.
YareNiDaze: @Coloneljesus No... this is on Steam.
 HIYgamer: I love the high contrast font colour
 kilnfiendpotter: I thought that was a billiards table
 Dandinstorm12: this is why you have a textbox children, so people can read your subtitles
 Walla_tv: flashbacks have a differest aspect ratio?
 Tom_Bruise: I feel like this game is somewhere between Morrowind and Dink Smallwood
 grgriffin3: Dammit Graham
 theymerLoviatar: Hey, at least both the undead and the lady have super low-cut pants!
 TSSaloic: Microsoft SAM getting VO work
  TXC2: !clips
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Scarbble: hahah
DigitalSeahorse: talking without tongue or lips or teeth
 KBKarma: GRAHAM NO
 Dandinstorm12: Damnit G
 AdamYMHMI: Stephen Hawking just disappears into this role.
Oscelot: *snerk*
TheAinMAP: That's a nice green tablecloth in this dark dungeon.
 Crad0k: graham, no
offbeatwitch: it's morabin' time
  Foxmar320: Yessssss Graham
Tempest2097: Graham YES
 sheer_falacy: inmortality
 JessKay: I'm glad we're all on the same page here
Karvamammutti: Oh no, not the morabin time
Jay_Blanc: No, now they'll make another one because of the Meme!
 grgriffin3: I'm in mortality right now
sentientstump73: is this skyrim?
 TehAmelie: my favorite part is that table that looks ripped from Spud
 LadyLockwood92: You're done for Anti-Morab. I've summoned my Morab orb. The most deadly red ball in the galaxy.
 malsareus: just remember chat, through LRR we paid actual money for this
 BusTed: Maybe it's the dev.
 red_shoes_jeff: I am INMORTAL! *dies*
 Jobot180: Not just Famous, Infamous!
 LurkerSpine: I'm actually impressed with the graphics on this
 NewtyNewts: They deleted the voicefile
 DanTheMediocre: he's very quiet
EvilBadman: <A crescendo> "Is this amogus?"
Jethrain: head and shoulders above skyrim
Aenir798: He doesn't get TTS because he's about to die
 RealGamerCow: We should cherish this voice acting before shitty game makers start buying AI-created voices stolen from VO actors without their consent
YareNiDaze: Because he got Darth Vader impression instead.
 undecided44: in-mortality =/= non-mortality
kaziel0: We have Skyrim at home.
 grgriffin3: This is Two Worlds 3
 Darleysam: yo is that guy pogging?
Tempest2097: Just Morabbin every day
 satyropodobny: dark lord's helmet doubles as a bird house, 10/10 goty
rustenskurk: Can we turn up game volume a little?
offbeatwitch: more or less bugs than skyrim?
 Dandinstorm12: crap, I picked inmortality? I knew I should have brought a lawyer
elkae: we've heard this music before and these assets are definitely purchased wholesale
 KBKarma: Undead is about to happen. Neat.
 TemporallyAwry: The Skyrim deMake 
jessicaengle: Skyrin
 matthaus_c: you know, surprisingly close to Daggerfall
   Anubis169: Graham: Reminds me of a DnD campaign where somebody wrote out a contract to use, and the DM made it happen, typos and all
 margieargie: "Inmortal" is like "inflammable"
 Coloneljesus: this is skyrim with 10 mods. the unmodded game is worse
 Pyroxx___: the white text on white background is panful
 Dandinstorm12: What? This is clearly Dragon Age
  Foxmar320: This new Dragon Age DLC looks unpolished
 JessKay: a villague
 TehAmelie: same establishing shot
 ValtheDrake: Two Worlds was gold compared to this XD
 A_Dub888: Villague
Kelderan: Graham truly brought us a proper trash bouquet today
 Dandinstorm12: see Foxmar agrees
 Reecer6: i love that this picture has the world grid overlay
BrindleBoar: jessicaengle Skyrirn 
Karvamammutti: Olden Scriptures 5 - Heaven's Edge
 CptnFalafel: The new Dragon Age sure looks rough
 CodeIndigo: GodNess
elkae: Godness
 malsareus: a what now cleric?
Aenir798: Godness
 Dandinstorm12: ya Godness
EvilBadman: Oh great a Life Warden cleric, damn MLMs
Kelderan: Droods
 TSSaloic: Nortin LifeWarden
 RealGamerCow: Lay lines.
 KBKarma: I AM VERY UPSET THAT THEY PUT BELTANE IN THIS GAME.
 LurkerSpine: isn't Beltane a real thing?
3cbb: distant past philadephia
 TheWriterAleph: looks like a Neverwinter nights screenshot
 WearingCats_CwC: One of these proper nouns is a real thing
TheAinMAP: It's a planned community.
Spluuga: oh right, this reminds me of Summoner..
  TXC2: our pony tail got smaller
 sheer_falacy: game has gun?
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: this feels like the sort of game that wouldve been RPGMaker 15 years ago
 kilnfiendpotter: Yes, the traditional village grid
 grgriffin3: G u n ?
 Dandinstorm12: arqebus lets go
Laserbeaks_Fury: https://clips.twitch.tv/LivelyOddWatercressUncleNox-wmrVRJVSxfW9cCAB
 Tangsm: Dylan is only one year older than you. It was a hard year.
 Easilycrazyhat: How old were we to begin with if this is 10 years later?
 KBKarma: His father Frod.
 MikoKisai: Fred looks *unchanged*.
 CodeIndigo: FROD
 satyropodobny: Fred. Fred never changes.
 Sorator13: 
Jethrain: w e   a r e   b o t h   f r e d
 Dandinstorm12: this mf is packing
 RealGamerCow: You konw, the M1 Arquebus
 JessKay: dwarven shortgun
 sheer_falacy: oh, a railgun
 KBKarma: Magic gun!
Tempest2097: How
 grgriffin3: So, a laser?
adambomb625: Double barrel arquebus
 margieargie: Oh, good, the camera's swaying with your character model
lannersong: wha
 undecided44: huh?
EvilBadman: my sidekicks name is also fred
  TXC2: Duplex rounds baby
 Dandinstorm12: uhhhhh
 Pyroxx___: Oh, I thought fred got frosted tips
Kelderan: That's not Fred. That's a nightmare.
 TSSaloic: Magic Propultion.
offbeatwitch: a gun that shoots TWO bullets at the same time
 malsareus: they made a railgun?
elkae: is it clipped to his hair?
 KBKarma: *Alex has suffered an illegal operation and will be shut down*
 CodeIndigo: That's.... that's a damn assault rifle
   Anubis169: no it's just plot
 Easilycrazyhat: Wait, is Fred a gnome or a dwarf?
 LadyLockwood92: Wait...is Fred a Dwarf or a Gnome?
 Dandinstorm12: Not magic, just no gunpowder
 Tom_Bruise: Lady Biter? Welp, beats Maiden Masher I suppose
  adi_pie: Magick, not magic
DoodlestheGreat: Is there something sticking out of the little guy's head?
 Dandinstorm12: booooo
 TSSaloic: On.
   Anubis169: LOL
 AdamYMHMI: Medjik
 DennyMcG: yes, "enigmatic" is how I'd describe that face
offbeatwitch: 
 CodeIndigo: THAT'S HOW BULLETS WORK
Critterbot: Sooo... cartridges.
  TXC2: LadyLockwood92  gnome
 Easilycrazyhat: @LadyLockwood92 same brain
 Reecer6: yeah but it means they can make like. five bullets a month
 MikoKisai: So they invented a double-barreled shotgun.
 KBKarma: Another beer? You're drinking?
adambomb625: Aren't they 11?
 grgriffin3: Him make bullat
YareNiDaze: Excuse me, sir.
Kelderan: Simply apply gunpowder onto the bullet
BrindleBoar: Fred everyone in the bar can hear you
 Reecer6: that requires some precise damn tools
 Dandinstorm12: we're just having beers in the doorway
 LadyLockwood92: @LadyLockwood92 Great minds and all that.
3cbb: this game suddenly becomes a third person shooter
 Earthenone: there was a 10 year time skip
 steelfox13: now go invent the clipazine
 JessKay: Fredship
 matthaus_c: can we romance Fred
YareNiDaze: Fredship +2!
 emberBecky: beer is how you know they are adults now.
 KBKarma: WAIT A SECOND.
 Earthenone: so they can drink
 MAPBoardgames: Fredship, if you will
 grgriffin3: We have increased Fredship
 A_Dub888: Sir? Sir! We're trying to celebrate friendship!!
 Darleysam: sorry, there's Frod there too?
 sheer_falacy: big weapons button?
 DanTheMediocre: Fred just open carries an AR now...
koodooman: the other fred is called frod
 KBKarma: Fred is in front of you as well!
 Dandinstorm12: at your survey
 Pyroxx___: ah, Frod
 Sorator13: Oh good, your equipment model is T-posing
 theymerLoviatar: woof, resolution
 MAPBoardgames: Fred doesn't have armor slots
 Dandinstorm12: ok
   Anubis169: Fingl and Fingr
YareNiDaze: Strong Frump contender.
EvilBadman: Character on the top menu?
 grgriffin3: Existential dread
 MAPBoardgames: I feel the same way, dude
 AdamYMHMI: I mean, it IS on his back, and that doll only shows the front
 Dandinstorm12: dylan is a fishman
   Anubis169: hold on
YareNiDaze: Someone show that to Wiggins.
Blizzinam: Its garbage daaaay  I recently rewatched the Spud and Quivering episodes, its truly magical we can still enjoy garbage after all this time.
 Easilycrazyhat: That is the son of that painful smile man meme
 ButButTheJesus: MREHHH.
Karvamammutti: Dillon! You SOB!
Kelderan: Text to speech right into my nightmares Fred
 sheer_falacy: why doesn't Dylan have a picture in the right menu
 undecided44: having a hard day, buddy?
 ValtheDrake: does the fact we're hearing a voice mean the game doesn't pause in the menu?
 CodeIndigo: what does that man have up his morb
ScrapyardGhostTrain: "Kill me." "Later."
 LurkerSpine: I'm legitimately impressed by this game
 KBKarma: Spoiler: don't be Fred.
Blizzinam: GOD NO
Zalthia: This IS Dragon Age!!!
 MDK_Marshal: Oh that's a big mood
 Dandinstorm12: this man packing an m16
 NewtyNewts: There's your images.
 TheWriterAleph: *beavis laugh*
 MikoKisai: is it *strapped to the back of his head*?
Jay_Blanc: Remember, if you can be Fred, you should always be Fred.
DigitalSeahorse: 
 AdamYMHMI: Nilbog is Fred spelled backwards
 jamesk902: Also, its stuck in the back of his head for some reason.
 Drasvin: It's also attached to his head instead of his back
 BloodnBullets: its strapped to the back of his head
 Walla_tv: rifle stapled to the back of my head is the best way to carry it for sure
 FITorion: It's a little gnome
   Anubis169: Screenshotted, will post in the Discord in a sec
 Pyroxx___: go talk to Frod
 DanTheMediocre: this is gnomerica?
 Sorator13: @MikoKisai look, when your head is that big, you find ways to make it useful
YareNiDaze: It's rats.
 Dandinstorm12: yay
BrindleBoar: not much what's nectwine with you
DoodlestheGreat: Neck wine.
 MAPBoardgames: https://clips.twitch.tv/AmazingSparklingChamoisWOOP-zVky-GRtQxl-7zma
EvilBadman: Good to see Sarah Michelle Gellar getting work again
 DennyMcG: !findquote gnome
  LRRbot: Quote #1544: "I bet you could feed him a gnome, too. I bet you could send another gnome to his  ing death in the jaws of that awful serpent." —Graham [2015-03-27]
 WearingCats_CwC: It's rats
 Dandinstorm12: rats in the basement
 malsareus: the nects are fermetting Graham
elkae: Neck twine?
 LadyLockwood92: It's gonna be rats or spiders. Guaranteed.
 sheer_falacy: sweet, free knife
Tempest2097: Okay but what IS nectwine
kynelwynn: Rats in the basement, ey?
3cbb: wine what makes you nekked
Laserbeaks_Fury: Legally Distinct Varric Tethras
 sheer_falacy: time to start stabbing
YareNiDaze: It's GOTTA be rats.
  TXC2: Right chat I'm off
 JessKay: groovy
 CodeIndigo: Faries and monster in the bassement
 Sorator13: That... is not a knife
adambomb625: What do you have? A knife! NO!
  TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Graham and Alex
 DennyMcG: seeya txc2
 Sorator13: that is much larger than a knife
 Dandinstorm12: cya @TXC2
Karvamammutti: I'm betting all my channel points it's not rats.
 CodeIndigo: What have you got there? A K N I F E!
 Dandinstorm12: nice
 GrassVortex: 
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
 MAPBoardgames: Put the knife in your arm
Violet__Violence: yeah okay
Violet__Violence: lol
elkae: 
 grgriffin3: That's a novelty kitchen knife
  Foxmar320: Thats amazing
 WetPaperSack: Now THAT'S a knoife
 satyropodobny: Is the cheese interactable now that we've come of age?
offbeatwitch: knife equipped
 theymerLoviatar: I mean, yes
Tempest2097: The size of the handle is ludicrous
 NightValien28: BEEEG KNIFE
Scarbble: 10/10 no notes
 Jobot180: Ah, velcro knife
 BloodnBullets: THIS is a Knife!
lannersong: please be careful when stretching. PLEASE
kynelwynn: @CodeIndigo NO!
 NewtyNewts: Noife
 DennyMcG: 
 NightValien28: now that's a knife
DigitalSeahorse: 
Kelderan: Cool scabbard
 GDwarble: Gonna whittle the *hell* out of some wood
 Dandinstorm12: uh
Violet__Violence: ow
 GhostValv: mawp
 Dandinstorm12: mawp
Violet__Violence: MAWP
 AdamYMHMI: That's how I carry my Chef's knife in the kitchen
 Makrosian_Tae: MAWP
 NewtyNewts: There's your die.
Jethrain: my my my, dalila
Laserbeaks_Fury: I think she looks more like Kristen Bell than Sarah Michelle Gellar
  Serifina: oh my god
 theymerLoviatar: This game has the same weapon sheath location as Callisto Protocol!
 Tarbage_Goilets: At least the music isn't slowed down opening bar of kiss from a rose now
 Dandinstorm12: classic
 red_shoes_jeff: "Putting Velcro on your knife is an old Adventurer's trick."
rainbowolf13: Object on back may smaller than they appear
DigitalSeahorse: a dirk
rustenskurk: Isn't that every RPG?
  Serifina: Also The Bard's Tale (starring Cary Elwes as the Bard)
 margieargie: Isn't that now most RPGs start?
Oscelot: Jacob's in one of 'em
Lirelent: doesn't diablo also start in a basement?
 NewtyNewts: TTC.
 Earthenone: also like the begining of ff12, you go clear out rats in the sewers 
Jethrain: and now the kitchen knife is...  glowing green?
 Easilycrazyhat: I'm looking forward to 3 when it releases fully
ScrapyardGhostTrain: The BG engine is hot trash, though.
 malsareus: oh thank god, we have crates for our W&P
 LurkerSpine: I have never played a BG, but I'm looking forward to 3 coming out
 fiftymcnasty: This is at least a place you would think to find crates
 MAPBoardgames: They're exactly like this. Basically, you don't need to after this. 
Shadowsoflife: @Oscelot think he's in two
 grgriffin3: Skellingmen!
 Dandinstorm12: skelingtons?
Violet__Violence: skelltals
Tempest2097: Oh no skelemans
BrindleBoar: welcome to the bone zone
 Coloneljesus: skellis
 Earthenone: that is a 10/10 skeleton
 sheer_falacy: hmm, rats look different than they used to
 Easilycrazyhat: Weird looking rats
 DennyMcG: 
Zhedor: I cannot recommend BG1 and 2 highly enough
YareNiDaze: Skeletons! Why are there SKELETONS!?
Kelderan: I'm a little sad we didn't get an explosive barrel in 80s Escape
 ValtheDrake: camera: "I'm free! Free!"
Karvamammutti: Ha! It was not rats! I was right all along!
EvilBadman: You invaded the skeleton bar
Oscelot: @Oscelot Could be right! I know he has one character in it that he really loves
 Mangledpixel: it's when your mouse cursor touches the edges of the screen that it scrolls the camera
 sheer_falacy: Fred use bullet!
  Foxmar320: Fred
 Easilycrazyhat: The camera seems legitimately painful to operate
  Foxmar320: Fred anytime
 matthaus_c: PoE better watch out
DoodlestheGreat: "Fred, pop a cap in their tuchus!"
Kelderan: Or not
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 DoctorBobRotcod: Go fred go!
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 malsareus: shoot them fred
 DennyMcG: Fred, get your shit together
YareNiDaze: Why are they... okay, ya know, there's a hole there - they broke in, I'm fine with this. Narrative cohesion to a small amount.
 Earthenone: i think hes gunning
Laserbeaks_Fury: You know, for a Baulder's Gate a like, this is ambitious and not super terrible.
  Foxmar320: Fred is on his 15
Karvamammutti: The combat seems intuitive, yet multi faceted.
 Jadenim: Fred is causing damage according to the list
 Dandinstorm12: ahaha
Lirelent: I think the skellies with KITE shields and proper swords should win this one
 Easilycrazyhat: HAHAHA
Tempest2097: WELP
 MikoKisai: Kinda looks like Fred can't equip a weapon
 matthaus_c: be more careful next time 
  Foxmar320: LOL
Critterbot: O-okaaaaay...!
 Dandinstorm12: gottem
 DennyMcG: uh
rustenskurk: Short game
taeasakura: UH
 NightValien28: FLAWLWSS
Violet__Violence: wait
 Makrosian_Tae: 
elkae: >:[
 sheer_falacy: so, how good of an autosave does it have
 Walla_tv: well ok
offbeatwitch: be more careful next time!
 TSSaloic: Be more careful next time.
 kilnfiendpotter: how
 DennyMcG: what
Violet__Violence: "backers"?
 CptMurphey: you win!
BrindleBoar: Good talk.
 margieargie: I think he was using his gun?  Just... not effectively
Shadowsoflife: @Oscelot Yeah, that's what I remember
 Coloneljesus: gg
 t3h_f1gm3nt: i looked away for a second WHAT HAPPENED?
Oscelot: Welp
  Foxmar320: Amazing
 grgriffin3: Wow.
 empyreon: dang, game
 kilnfiendpotter: what
 MAPBoardgames: Innkeeper "Go clear the rats in the basement. Here's a knife." Barmaid: "Should we mention the animated skeletons with swords?" Innkeeper: "Nah, it's funnier this way."
Kelderan: Got there
 AdamYMHMI: Be more careful next time.
 Dandinstorm12: you done hecked up
DigitalSeahorse: I'm a little DS gnome
 WearingCats_CwC: I looked away for a second
 GhostValv: 
 DanTheMediocre: fred is shooting, but he doesnt have a good animation I think
 Easilycrazyhat: A-mazing
 Sorator13: wait. waitwaitwait. why does that say BACKERS on the menu???
 Pinwiz11: Screw you game, you're not my real dad!
 emberBecky: I love the admonishment
kynelwynn: Fred was shooting from where he was standing each time you clicked on the sword button
 theymerLoviatar:    
 LordZarano: The fight music sounds like knockoff Pirates of the Caribbean
 Astra7525: what is "war assets"?
 NewtyNewts: Maybe you can't change it
taeasakura: Oh look they took the best part of Shin Megami Tensei games!
Violet__Violence: was this game crowdfunded?
Amentur: I heard him shooting
 Coloneljesus: that means he dies, right?
 lightfut: the schnoz on that lad tho
 sheer_falacy: "war assets" is this game having way broader scope than it should
 Jadenim: This does seem like someone put quite a bit of effort into it
 Astra7525: @Violet__Violence the main menu had a "backers" option. SO I suspect it was crowdfunded
  Foxmar320: I thought you said "Try flirting next time"
 Jadenim: Doesn’t make it GOOD, but at least they tried?
Jay_Blanc: Sorry, Flurry isn't available. The Icecream machine is broken.
 NewtyNewts: mawp
 Dandinstorm12: not rats, skeletons
 Easilycrazyhat: If this really is the witcher, you just wanna use Blade Whirl through the entire game
 Tom_Bruise: rats, animated skeletons, same difference
 mnemonicman: ROUSes? I don't believe in them
 sheer_falacy: usually the rats eat the skeletons, they must have slept in today
 JessKay: animated by Ray Harryhausen
 Tom_Bruise: who's to say they'renot animated *rat* skeletons?
Violet__Violence: @Astra7525 I saw that and I was like "there's no way"
Kelderan: I don't think anyone can help
 NewtyNewts: Edge of screen movement of camera
 Easilycrazyhat: @mnemonicman Rats? Or unusual skeletons?
kaziel0: A _gun_ did only 2 damage? >.>
 DennyMcG: good lad Fred
 satyropodobny: Perhaps those skeletons worked as police informants and therefore double as rats
 Drasvin: Dylan seems to be punching the skeletons
Kelderan: Didn't we have a knife a minute ago?
 LordZarano: Have you set your gambits?
 sheer_falacy: Possibly Dylan should tank, he doesn't have armor but maybe he can die without anyone caring
Karvamammutti: Oh, the combat is excactly like the Gambits in FFXII
 Jadenim: @kaziel0 well, there’s a lot of gaps for a bullet to go through?
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 mnemonicman: @mnemonicman Yeah. Rats Of Unusual Skeletons. Probably not real.
 Earthenone: dawn of the final day, one skeleton remains
 theymerLoviatar: These are the most drunken attack animations ever.
kaziel0: @Jadenim I... guess?
 DennyMcG: thrilling combat
 MAPBoardgames: With this magic staff, you can cast arcane magiks and destroy your foes! "Great! ima gonna wack monsters on the head with it!"
 sheer_falacy: Skeleton2
 ValtheDrake: I mean, there's a reason why few cultures using swords win over enemies with guns
LordManiMani: im out of meetings and what in the name of PS1 wizard school licensed gaming is this
 Dandinstorm12: yay
 Reecer6: @everyone skeleton2 has dodge my attack
EvilBadman: Give Dylan the knife since you have the mcguffin staff?
 satyropodobny: Oh Fred
 Dandinstorm12: chaos
Kelderan: Compelling and engaging gameplay
Boopity: @LordManiMani This is the best game so far this evening unfortunately 
kynelwynn: I think Dylan is supposed to have the knife, since your character auto-equips the staff
 NewtyNewts: He's a Kender.
Violet__Violence: fred is THAT party member
AzureishDragoon: Fred is a Kender, not a gnome
 Dandinstorm12: wait that's order alex
Violet__Violence: every dnd group has one
 Gekyouryuu: it's not that he's got poor grammar as he says the skeleton is doing his attack. he's saying the skeleton has "dodge my attack", a named ability
 MAPBoardgames: -1 to Fredship
 theymerLoviatar: With this writing and decision-making, gonna tell my kids this was Disco Elysium
rustenskurk: or such an irritating character to play in a group with
 KevinTheShark: They're friends, they never claimed to be GOOD friends
EvilBadman: That's not very Chaos of you
 MikoKisai: "Added and 10 coins."
 Mai_Andra: but... CHAOS... fuck the law
 ValtheDrake: can we save?
 CouldntPickAUsername: "that skeleton had 10 coins" WHERE?
 sheer_falacy: now you're a druid, congratulations
 satyropodobny: Tha amulet of the DROODS?
 NewtyNewts: Don't forget the green thingy
 MDK_Marshal: Fred, Only the main character may loot
MMoritz: @CouldntPickAUsername In its bones?
 red_shoes_jeff: Hey there, Dalila
 GDwarble: Fred appears to be a Dragonlance Kender
 NewtyNewts: What is green square?
Jethrain: what's the blank square?
 Dandinstorm12: 'es got a knife
lannersong: game looks like neverwinter nights, hud looks like wizardry VIII.Huh.
 LurkerSpine: it's a placeholder for the knife maybe?
 WearingCats_CwC: Dylan hasn't changes his tindr profile pic in ten years
 AdamYMHMI: "The empty hand"
 DanTheMediocre: equipping it clears the slot I guess?
Jethrain: the first thing you picked up said " added and 10 coins", is it an item they forgot to implement?
DoodlestheGreat: Weaponized nothing? We call that the Internet.
lannersong: never a good vintage for Neckbeard Wine
Angreed66: it's your dead mother if I mow media
 Dandinstorm12: ding
 Astra7525: If Fred takes it, does it become nicked wine?
 sheer_falacy: vs dead skeletons, which are totally normal to have in an inn basement
Jethrain: oh now it's gone
 Dandinstorm12: large lad
 LurkerSpine: what's the name of this game again?
 LordZarano: This has WAY too much content for how unplayable it is
jessicaengle: grandlad
 Jadenim: Or living Skeletons
Tempest2097: Grignon?
 Earthenone: i assume patrons?
 sheer_falacy: Frod?
   Anubis169: Alex: That guy's face is waiting for you in #Gallery in your Discord 
 LadyLockwood92: Also, why is Fred in our party and not the Furry friend we had?
Tempest2097: Who names their kid Grignon
 matthaus_c: tag yourself I'm Farmer Jose
 satyropodobny: Yup. This was a d&d campaign.
 HadesLeprechaun: at least it looks like the animated basement skeletons didn't hurt business, this place is bangin
 LordZarano: @LurkerSpine The Essence Reaper Ritual
viloke_virran: You walked through the stairs, I think.
 Dandinstorm12: uh
 grgriffin3: Hmm
 sheer_falacy: did Fred discover a trap by tripping it?
Violet__Violence: um
 MAPBoardgames: A trap door?
lannersong: why's trap noise sound like call of duty level up
 LurkerSpine: @LordZarano thanks
 Coloneljesus: gotta keep them on their toes
 Dandinstorm12: for dumb adventurers
  Khalahd: Ah yes, DC -5
 GreatWahooney: It's a tourist trap, G
Jethrain: there are dice rolls now?
rustenskurk: to teach you about traps
 raulghoulia: H H Holmes house
jaqofspades: Damn kid left his skateboard behind?
 ValtheDrake: to be fair probably because of Fred
rustenskurk: I guess it's a trap to one of the rooms
Kelderan: W.... what?
 asthanius: This has literal nightmare vibes
lannersong: @raulghoulia seems you were right
 LurkerSpine: wait, this is based on a book? https://www.amazon.com/ESSENCE-REAPER-RITUAL-TRILOGY-VOL-1-ebook/dp/B01IGIYUMG
 Dandinstorm12: asleep
 HadesLeprechaun: oh the stairs aren't trapped, he discovered that now red door has a trap on it
Tempest2097: Nah he's just sleepin
 sheer_falacy: that fireplace looks like it has ribcages in it
 Creideiki_SE: "18 backers pledged €435 to help bring this project to life."
Lirelent: i mean sleeping is kinda like being dead
 Easilycrazyhat: He's a...uh...heavy sleeper
 SK__Ren: Or piss drunk
 Dandinstorm12: the red door is trapped
Tempest2097: Y'know, splayed out, with an expression of mortal terror on one's face...
lannersong: soda pop off this mortal coil
Tempest2097: How normal people sleep
 constablecrab: Looks like my normal sleeping position.
 Tangsm: He paid for the night. The innkeeper doesn't judge if you're dead or not.
 Dandinstorm12: ez
 Jadenim: I’m going to guess you have to?
Violet__Violence: MIMIC
Violet__Violence: aw
 Earthenone: !secret
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 Dandinstorm12: 
 MAPBoardgames: The bucket over the door has been removed
 matthaus_c: !findquote secret
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 Anaerin: Secret Letter: Y
DoodlestheGreat: Secret Tunnel?
 JessKay: Leave ass
jessicaengle: Secret tunnel
Kelderan: Not so secret anymore
adambomb625: the letter is thorn
offbeatwitch: Leave ass
 theymerLoviatar: leave ass
 MikoKisai: There was a locked dialogue option about that letter with the innkeeper
lannersong: make sure to leave ass
 TemporallyAwry: !findquote mimic
  LRRbot: Quote #8011: "It's nice to know that even my mimic is a piece of shit." —Wheeler [2022-03-23]
 hold_no_carter: leave ass
 Gekyouryuu: the secret letter is Þ
 sheer_falacy: I mean, it was in a chest in a trapped room
WhoseGamewasitZ: 
 sheer_falacy: so it's probably not public
 satyropodobny: fair
 Earthenone: yes!
  Foxmar320: omg
lannersong: ey they did the thing
 GDwarble: WHAT
 TehAmelie: they wrote a whole book? what the heck are they doing making the worst carbon copy of Baldur's Gate in history?
 SK__Ren: It said the ting
 Mai_Andra: It sounds like the innkeeper sold you ot to the villains.  That would be why the door was trapped.
 Pyroxx___: Is it trying to be like they couldn't finish the letter but also it has a post script?
 Astra7525: hahaha... it did the thing
 margieargie: Really...
Tempest2097: THEY DID THE FUCKIN THING
 Dandinstorm12: ahaha
 iris_of_ether: Oh my god
Tempest2097: OH GODS
 raulghoulia: nice
Oscelot: *wow*
Kelderan: Wow
Violet__Violence: wowwwww
 gnyrinn: They said What!?
lannersong: that's a sleeper phrase for 90s pc kids
 ButButTheJesus: The thing! They said!
 aitsu100: oh no
Carlioo: oh man is this baldur's gate 3?
Oscelot: I thought I hallucinated it
 empyreon: MY MIND
  Serifina: *you must*
 JessKay: I can't leave without my buddy Superfly
 aitsu100: anything but that
Shadowsoflife: @Gekyouryuu not æ ?
DoodlestheGreat: Fight or flight response.
lannersong: it was
 Anaerin: At least it wasn't "I can't leave without my buddy SuperFly"
 theymerLoviatar: The phrase activated Graham's fight or flight response, and he is a flightless man
 Crad0k: kevin michael richardson
Violet__Violence: tol
 Gekyouryuu: @Gekyouryuu possibly &
 Mai_Andra: "I can't do that now."  "There are no enemies here."
 aitsu100: you you you must you must ga youmust gather your party
 iris_of_ether: And Icewind Dale, and I think Planescape Torment
  Serifina: The BG1 Narrator was Kevin Michael Richardson
 sheer_falacy: they don't want you sneaking one rogue through an area and teleporting the rest of the party via screen transition
 Coloneljesus: you must construct additional pylons
hella_qh: Damn, that new wizard game is looking real good
LordManiMani: @crad0k he *is* who you'd want to get if you can't get Michael Dorn
 walkwithoutrhythm: Icewind Dale for me. Infinity Engine was my childhood
Carlioo: I don't think I like this camera...
 MAPBoardgames: It activated my Fighter Flight
 KBKarma: Arnau looks like some weedy hippy.
 FarleyF: You were Close Graham with the Baldurs gate Narrator - it was actually Kevin Michael Richardson
AzureishDragoon: Is anyone else hearing Kiss From a Rose in this background track??
 Crokoking: my worst expression for that is "there is no time to waste" - which was a phrase Lex says when you start Superman 64 ^^
jessicaengle: They could be smugglers and thugs, it could be two things
 FarleyF: Kevin Michael Richardson Baldur's Gate (Video Game 1998) - Kevin Michael Richardson as Narrator, Sarevok, Townsfolk - IMDb.
 matthaus_c: @AzureishDragoon oh my GOD
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/ImpartialAdorableCoyoteMcaT-4KAYC4s-SM13hhK9
Carlioo: all right!
 ButButTheJesus: @AzureishDragoon now that you mention it yeah
 fiftymcnasty: So they are the dark brotherhood?
 Dandinstorm12: carry them out of town?
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Violet__Violence: that's so disorienting
 Earthenone: it is kiss from a rose!
LordManiMani: you know, good for KMR for getting Named Billing on the new Mario Bros Movie
 Tom_Bruise: they carry out the murderers on stretchers after a nasty tackle
 sheer_falacy: AI?  Does this have gambits?
rustenskurk: Mmmhm delicious UI design
 NewtyNewts: Good clip there!
 Mai_Andra: I think you are The Herald.  (whatever that means)  Isn't that what the villain cutscene after childhood was saying?
DigitalSeahorse: who's that harrold?  the name is Harrold
 Dandinstorm12: uhhh
Carlioo: words!
LordManiMani: @earthenone time for Skeal?!
Violet__Violence: lmao
 KBKarma: Oh wow. So, the phrase to activate Graham is "You must gather your party before venturing forth." Good to know.
 Dandinstorm12: um
 Dandinstorm12: wow
 Anaerin: Your *brother* is called Yennifer?
 KBKarma: I AM STILL ANGRY ABOUT BELTANE.
AzureishDragoon: @LordManiMani It's always time for Skeal
Shadowsoflife: nouns !
 margieargie: Is the game misgendering your character?
DigitalSeahorse: nounsense
Violet__Violence: nice camera
 TehAmelie: didn't Skeal get removed from itch?
 Dandinstorm12: the camera got stuck in a tree
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LordManiMani: @azureishdragoon Merry Off-Season Skealsmas to you
 NewtyNewts: This cutscene...
 KBKarma: My dreams have shitty camera controls.
TheAinMAP: 
 aitsu100: even the game engine cant deal with this camera
 Drasvin: Even the cutscenes struggle with the camera
Kelderan: How can you have pleasant dreams when you know Fred exists
 ValtheDrake: so, which of our companions will be romance options?
 Dandinstorm12: ahahahjionfase
 ArisuGunplaSFW: Beltane is a real holiday, just before the Summer Solstice (Litha)
 KBKarma: Esqueleton!
Jethrain: surprised to hear them talking about Beltane in the same script that has "villague"
 JessKay: esqueletons
 accountmadeforants: Oh dang, they got Moonlight Greatswords out there, we're fucked
 CodeIndigo: it's morabiun' time
Tempest2097: Equeletons!
 TehAmelie: esqueletons and giant spipers
 sheer_falacy: they're educated skeletons
  Serifina: ahahahahahahahaha
Scarbble: fuckin esqueletons
 margieargie: @ValtheDrake I hope Fred is, he looks so dreamy
 Gekyouryuu: Morabius sweep!
Tempest2097: They're gonna Esquelle all over us
 SnowbirdMike: The graphics in this new Hogwarts game isnt as good as the trailers. Are you playing Sytherin?
Carlioo: no one expects the spanish skeleton
 Astra7525: Sir Reginald, esqueleton
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 NewtyNewts: Un poquito esqueleton
Karvamammutti: Is it time?
 MikoKisai: I think the developers are from Spain - there's a manual link on the store page which goes to a page that's in both English and Spanish.
elkae: amazing
 HadesLeprechaun: skeleton, esquire, or esqueletons
LordManiMani: les esquellettes?
 They_Are_Alyx: Beltane is a Gaelic holiday celebrated on the First of May: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beltane
 carlosvdemex: el esqueleto gigante
DigitalSeahorse: 
Kelderan: It's Morabius time
 satyropodobny: PERSONA!
 gnyrinn: How is the esqueleton doing against the dollar these days?
 Dandinstorm12: health still fucked
 matthaus_c: the humanoide demon is pretty hot ngl
 BloodnBullets: it was a bad sleep
lannersong: was only a short rest a la D&D I guess
 Gekyouryuu: my favorite part was when he said "It's Morabin' time" and Morabed all over those guys
 niccus: no skeal's still there. youtube doesn't like licensed music though https://whymog.itch.io/skeal-webgl-version
 KBKarma: Esqueleton, like escargot made of skeletons.
 MAPBoardgames: Which would you rather fight? 300 esqueletons or 3 giant spipers?
 WearingCats_CwC: Capital G Gong
 walkwithoutrhythm: why is her ponytail broken?
 TehAmelie: synchronized loitering
 Astra7525: @MAPBoardgames heheheheh... thanks for reminding me of that
 Dandinstorm12: gottem
 LadyLockwood92: Enemies!?
 KBKarma: WHERE ARE YOU DYLAN?!
 accountmadeforants: @MAPBoardgames Do I get a Slenade Gruncher, or just my mlelee attack?
DoodlestheGreat: I will... I will find him.
 niccus: i love arial
 MikoKisai: There are *two* links to manuals on the store page. One of them is a 19 page PDF. Neither of them seems to say anything about recovering health.
 BloodnBullets: Just DO IT!
Spades_Slicc: You must find additional brothers
 Dandinstorm12: hell no
 KBKarma: NO REST, ONLY SLEEP.
Carlioo: why is the fantasy game using arial anyway
 AdamYMHMI: "Be with Mother."
 CodeIndigo: WHY ARE YOU LOOKING FOR DYLAN AT THE SOUP CHEST
LordManiMani: this feels like one of those W+P games that just keeps on giving
 TehAmelie: is that just our personal chest?
 Pteraspidomorphi: Oh, are we the Director?
LordManiMani: lolol @codeindigo
 KBKarma: FIND YOUR BROTHER! DYLAN!
Aenir798: Wow that really painted an image
 SnowbirdMike: hahahahaha
 Dandinstorm12: but alex your brother dylan
 niccus: you pour cement into your bag of holding. now what
 aitsu100: no i have done that this seems worse
LordManiMani: add that to the advice command
 Gekyouryuu: Old Times, New Roman
 sheer_falacy: if only this game had a button to make your character shout "DYLAN!"
  Serifina: This is just pure gold
 KBKarma: Old Times, Old Times, come again no more.
 theymerLoviatar: Wrestling a bag of quickly drying cement seems like a better idea for a game
 HadesLeprechaun: this is just a text the Devs parents sent them while they were making the game and couldnt find out how to remove it
 Earthenone: maaaaaaaaaario?
 matthaus_c: this game is so perfect for this show
 Darleysam: don't know if anyone saw Let's Nope last night, but that text on the screen is giving me strong "Ben advertising the LRR store" vibes
Karvamammutti: This has to be the most almost game I've ever seen.
 Jadenim: SAVE MARTHA…
 Anonymousless: No health, only lore!
LordManiMani: @gekyouryuu and more New Country coming up
 NewtyNewts: Snap abwatch.
3cbb: alex is truly one of the most gifted complainers i have ever seen
 walkwithoutrhythm: fun fact: wet cement is super caustic and can liquefy your skin
 KBKarma: YOU HAVEN'T FOUND YOUR BROTHER YET.
 TSSaloic: These controls are perfect
 LordZarano: This game has a manual! https://store.steampowered.com/manual/674840/
DigitalSeahorse: Alex struggled with cement yesterday in his home stream
 CodeIndigo: FIND THE ONE CLIPPING POLYGON WHERE DYLAN IS HIDING
 Dandinstorm12: our hows
 shurtal: now i need to watch the mystery of the druids deep dive again
DigitalSeahorse: 
 KBKarma: COMBAT
 NewtyNewts: Pokeball sound?
 satyropodobny: The font is meticulously chosen to instill the sense of urgency
Oscelot: There's a housing goods store here called Arhaus and I hear that song EVERY time I see it
 constablecrab: Press X to Dylan
 Dandinstorm12: was that dylan
 KBKarma: Dylan is dead.
 CodeIndigo: the esqualetions
TheMadPunter: "Drood the Ossifrantz" - O that's a deep cut! Damn, what's that from? Was that a Robo Rosewater card??
lannersong: i give this ghost 10 out of 10
 theymerLoviatar: those ghouls are 10/10!
 Dandinstorm12: F
 ValtheDrake: NotGorion's portrait tells me this is a man who forgot what joy is long ago
 accountmadeforants: I dunno about you but that's a 9/10 ghoul at best
 GhostValv: 
adambomb625: F
 Dandinstorm12:   
 sheer_falacy: darnit, I hope you can get back the knife you gave him
 carlosvdemex: F
warpstonewarlock: RIP
 LadyLockwood92: It's what he would have wanted. He was in so much pain.
 KBKarma: Oh no. Dylan's dead.
 Darleysam: Dylan chose to skip adulthood
 Easilycrazyhat: Wow. Dylan getting straight fridged
 MAPBoardgames: Dylan is missing? Given this game's physics, have you checked the subocean?
TheAinMAP: 
Kelderan: He could not slap this problem away
 Tom_Bruise: Dylan you son of a bitch
 TSSaloic: Brother Dylan found
 KBKarma: Oh dear.
 constablecrab: F
 Easilycrazyhat: w t f
 accountmadeforants: "Now I can never complete my quest!"
BrindleBoar: 
 Dandinstorm12: nice
dtgill: F
  Foxmar320: Run away
 satyropodobny: F for each Fred
offbeatwitch: cutscene technology
 kilnfiendpotter: Thoughts and prayers for your loss
adambomb625: That's illegal!
 Earthenone: 1 is not 0, but maybe be more careful next time
 theymerLoviatar: That ghoul is standing in a puddle of blood like a small child immediately before telling their parents they just peed their pants
Kelderan: Why couldn't it have been Fred?
 matthaus_c: time to get hit with Be more careful next time
 MikoKisai: So it turns out they made a Kickstarter for this. They asked for €900 (nine hundred, not a typo). They got €126 and then canceled it.
adelius3: we cant pause a multiplayer game! We are playing with Fred
 sheer_falacy: Fred seems to have forgotten to animate
 HavenDragon: Hecate is pronounced "HECK-uh-tay" btw
 Dandinstorm12: fred just glocked that ghoul
 KevinTheShark: Wait. isn't finding your brother Dylan the plotline of the game "Control"?
 KBKarma: Mustard gs!
 LadyLockwood92: He just snaps around and shoots it.
LordManiMani: @havendragon aw heck
  Foxmar320: lol
 KBKarma: *gas
 BloodnBullets: GUN, proven effective against zombies
 matthaus_c: Fred is playing Fallout while we're playing Baldur's Gate
 TSSaloic: Hefty Trash bag.
 theymerLoviatar: @KevinTheShark fuck
 Rhynerd: Dang, that cutscene was going for a tpk.
  Foxmar320: This is a masterpiece
 Dandinstorm12: crash?
 satyropodobny: @KevinTheShark it is!
Kelderan: Ghoul decided to have a sit down
 SnowbirdMike: hahahahahahahaha
Carlioo: welp
Scarbble: welp
Tempest2097: WELP
 accountmadeforants: Wuh habbuh 
 DennyMcG: splendid
 Dandinstorm12:  there
offbeatwitch: what do you mean what happened
adelius3: also. we found dylan
 Earthenone: you must gather your dylan before venturing forth
 Astra7525: Mickey-voice: "what happen?"
 CodeIndigo: maybe you should try finding your brother dylan first
offbeatwitch: game occurred
  Serifina: Welp
 constablecrab: This is for the best.
 TehAmelie: 900 euros? was it going to take one guy two weeks of full time coding to complete the game or what?
LordManiMani: noooo cut down in its prime
 RAICx: Go to Dylan first?
jessicaengle: Gameplay, plz
Carlioo: cool softlock bro
 aitsu100: soft lock obtained
 NewtyNewts: Our heroes journey is at an end?
rustenskurk: What was the name of this game again?
DigitalSeahorse: 
 CouldntPickAUsername: have you tried setting the game to fantastic?
 A_Dub888: upside: you're not at 1 anymore
Kelderan: ggs
 red_shoes_jeff: THE GAME doesn't even wanna play the game anymore!
Karvamammutti: It's like it was made by Bethesda
 kilnfiendpotter: First Dylan, now the whole gamr?
 kilnfiendpotter: *game
 KevinTheShark: I swear, if Dylan's full name is Dylan Faden
Desruprot: 
 BloodnBullets: missing trigger at the end of the battle I guess
LordManiMani: I'm led to believe this is what Daggerfall looked like
 sheer_falacy: the brothers he never had?  both of you?
 KBKarma: Ah. The game *is* misgendering you.
DigitalSeahorse: 
 accountmadeforants: Fuck, that kind of dialogue would actually inspire me to do an evil run.
 HavenDragon: the game is pronouncing Hecate wrong...
 Dandinstorm12: good
adambomb625: I must go, my people need me!
LordManiMani: @kevintheshark 🤔☎️
Kelderan: We got the zoomies
DigitalSeahorse: lol
adelius3: to the suboceon!
 KBKarma: @HavenDragon I AM SO ANGRY ABOUT THAT AS WELL.
 satyropodobny: Dylan take the wheel
 Astra7525: Are we entering the speed force?
 constablecrab: These houses are enormous.
jessicaengle: 
 AdamYMHMI: @HavenDragon If that was the game's only sin...
Desruprot: it is a good movie
rustenskurk: Imagine if it just ran you directly into the subocean
Jethrain: serious zoo race vibes there
  Foxmar320: Great view
 LarkSachrosis: Is this the call to adventure? Can we refuse it?
 matthaus_c: I love role-playing games, you get to roam free and make so many choices
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BrindleBoar: names are for closers
DigitalSeahorse: hark
 Dandinstorm12: hiya bob
 sheer_falacy: he seems trustworthy
 Dandinstorm12: camera
 KevinTheShark: Not every NPC needs, or deserves a name
Carlioo: uhhhhhh
 TSSaloic: Speed I have not seen since Moses giving out the winners medals at the creature party after the creature races.
offbeatwitch: feet cam
 Astra7525: I think you leveled up and got more max HP
 ValtheDrake: NPC show feet!
 NewtyNewts: Shown feet. Pls no
 AdamYMHMI: Hide feet, plz
 MikoKisai: Oh, Robert is a cleric? Does he have a heal spell?
 red_shoes_jeff: WASH YOUR FEET, Aurelius!
 angryoptimist: Do we live partially in the subocean?
 TehAmelie: maybe F10 brings up the menu? i think that was Baldur's Gate
rustenskurk: Arrow keys? (going off NWN memories)
BrindleBoar: oh is this a Grey Man Group show? 
 TheWriterAleph: show feet
 Dandinstorm12: good game
 KBKarma: Andy? Max?
 HavenDragon: @HavenDragon i'm guessing the reason is because all the voices are text to speech 
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 aitsu100: Max?
 Jadenim: Because of course, the first thing you do after your brother is brutally murdered by a ghoul is make polite small talk…
  Foxmar320: Feet
 fiftymcnasty: Feet Feet Feet
 Arazien: Lewd toes
 KevinTheShark: What about the Fallout Mascot?
 GreatWahooney: what's with the feet cam?
 BusTed: Looks like Angelica's doll Cynthia from Rugrats.
 Dog_of_Myth: Is this game just showing feet?
DigitalSeahorse: Free FEET
 NewtyNewts: Oh boy, video game camera lessons.
 Earthenone: it wanted you to press space to interact with robbert
rustenskurk: Might be arrow keys to rotate camera based on my ancient RPG experience?
 KBKarma: THE GREAT ESCAOE.
 SnowbirdMike: when you level you made to put all your points into walking
jessicaengle: Escaping greatly?
 Arazien: Servbots, yeah
 NewtyNewts: The yellow lego mini-figs?
 CataclysmicReverb: Ah yeah the lego bois
 Dog_of_Myth: Or is this a game version of a G-vlog?
DigitalSeahorse: the grate escape
 Arazien: Dirt costs extra
 ValtheDrake: lovingly crafted feet
 doubledbear: Tron Bonne's Legos guys
 JessKay: individually modelled toes
 Dandinstorm12: what if we run away
 saiarcot895: they saved all the pixels for the feet
 angryoptimist: In the FEET ZONE
jessicaengle: The crate escape
 Darleysam: those feet, is this a Miyazaki production?
 gnyrinn: His calves looked alright though
 KBKarma: @Dog_of_Myth Deep (accurate) cut.
 lostluckDev: Alt + F4 is always an option 
 Jadenim: @dog_of_myth hahaha
 ValtheDrake: it probably autosaved after you exited the house?
DigitalSeahorse: 
 GhostValv: cul de sac of crap. or... a cul de crap?
 matthaus_c: those toes were carefully crafted for our visual stimulation
 SpoopsAHoy: It did mention at the top Space to Interact
ScrapyardGhostTrain: To fix: Alt + F4 
 Crokoking: restart the game and hope for the autosave
 MAPBoardgames: Some people will pay good money to "show feet". How much to "put feet away"?
Kelderan: I don't know what we're escaping from but, I certainly want out
 KBKarma: Not much.
 doubledbear: This is just like the movie
 red_shoes_jeff: Fred's doing the sensible thing, and trying to escape the game.
 GrassVortex: well, can't get worse 
 margieargie: Worst comes to worst, you don't have to play the game anymore
 KBKarma: Adding multiplayer!
Werdnae: is the camera like... being projected out from the player character so it's snapping to being caught on the NPCs as you approach them?
 betweenmyself: The Great Escape (Key)
 KevinTheShark: @scrapyardghosttrain Hey you were right!
 TehAmelie: this guy also wrote a book!
 LarkSachrosis: Look at all these characters on the banner we'll never see
ScrapyardGhostTrain: @KevinTheShark 
 satyropodobny: Eternalia, huh? that's awfully optimistic.
Carlioo: oh quest log isn't as big this time
 KBKarma: Escape!
 matthaus_c: Fred suddenly pops out of the computer and begs not to be put back in
DigitalSeahorse: healthbar still low?
 TehAmelie: i mean i'm assuming the game was made by the same person who wrote the book
 SnowbirdMike: hahahahaha
 Diabore: why does the font size on "find your brother" keep changing?
 Makrosian_Tae: New Runescape server just dropped
 sheer_falacy: did she say Good?
 theymerLoviatar: there the ghoul is again, looking like a child who peed their pants
 KBKarma: Nope, y'got chunmped.
 Crokoking: lol, the game has a PDF manual
Thatwasademo: Good
 selrahcthewise: Does Graham have a cold his voice seems deeper than usual.
Kelderan: Oh no 2damage!
rustenskurk: This game has a Steam review with 0,5 hours played calling it a masterpiece
 ValtheDrake: I love how the book description starts with "there's a game based on this!"
 CouldntPickAUsername: are you trapped in the alley now?
Tempest2097: The camera is genuinely the worst enemy in the game
LordManiMani: "Spooky" camera mode. resident evil style
 NewtyNewts: No pathing?
 Lord_Hosk: are you trapped by the bag?
 ValtheDrake: it's not running you to, you have to approach it on your own, except you can't see yourself in the alley
rustenskurk: Arrow keys to turn camera?
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Astra7525: the tippy-tappy noises are terrible...
 angryoptimist: This game is aurally unpleasant.
 satyropodobny: It's a tasteful, cinematic shot of Dylan's corpse. Are you immersed yet?
 MAPBoardgames: All that W+P experience pays off for Alex
 TehAmelie: oh Dylan, we hardly knew him. literally
LordManiMani: @astra7525 we've been spoiled by FFXII
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 NapalmSideburns: Instructions unclear, camera got stuck in an alley
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Violet__Violence: So yes, this game was kickstarted, and failed miserably. They reached $180 out of their $2k+ goal.
 sheer_falacy: To be fair control seems pretty awful in this game so not having it has upsides
Oscelot: @Violet__Violence Ooooooooouch
 JessKay: @Violet__Violence also it has DLC planned
 Earthenone: this is pretty good for 180$
Tempest2097: Oh gods
 v_squid: This game has a sequel?
DigitalSeahorse: i agree angryoptimist
Violet__Violence: They kickstarted it back in 2020 apparently.
 TehAmelie: and a book. . .
 raulghoulia: there was a backers button on the main menu
 JessKay: Froderik
Oscelot: @Violet__Violence ... DLC. Is the DLC actually just finishing the damn game?
Tempest2097: Can someone pull up the kickstarter?
 sheer_falacy: the Frodfather was a weird movie
Thatwasademo: Fred, son of Frod, son of Frud
 satyropodobny: The F Clan
Tempest2097: I kind of want to know how much money went into this
 KBKarma: Just checking, but the game hasn't been updated since 2020.
 CataclysmicReverb: Frod Bags
Kelderan: Fred's father frod is a faud
 betweenmyself: So is the problem that Kickstarter failed to raise enough money, or too much? 
 AdamYMHMI: Fred, begat by Frod, begat by Frad, begat by Fryd, begat by Frid, begat by Dave.
  NapalmSideburns: I'm surprised this raised above 100 bucks
 NewtyNewts: Froderick
Violet__Violence: ok
 Lord_Hosk: I love that we are accompanied by a bee hive, or a busy high way a half a mile away.
3cbb: that is the name of a man who was born to do crime
 KBKarma: Exodus.
 Earthenone: he comes from a long line of briskfingers
LordManiMani: all the way back to the primal Fred, Fred Flintstone
 margieargie: The Herald of Not Andraste
Violet__Violence: lorge
 MAPBoardgames: Harald? I thought our name was 'Player'
 Pyroxx___: Frod is the Gnome with the frosted tips
 mwlsn: Mrs Jolly Green Giant?
drcanonball: statue of mommy then
 TheWriterAleph: this whole game seems fraught
rustenskurk: It's a little gnome!
 Pyroxx___: Frod looks different than before? Are there two Frods?
 TehAmelie: i figure you'd likely be better off reading the e-book than playing this mess. unless it's somehow badly programmed too and bricks your computer
 KBKarma: This is very much not gnomeal.
 MikoKisai: It's a little gnome! And a big gnome!
ChippTunes: Frod looks like he’s in an early 00’s nu-metal band
Oscelot: gaaaasp
 JessKay: They need to do way instain mothers?
 Earthenone: its like saying "you too" to the waiter
 LadyLockwood92: I am truly sorry for your lots
Violet__Violence: i'm shocked
Thatwasademo: is her name seriously Yennifer
 angryoptimist: Does Frod know how babby is formed?
 satyropodobny: Whaaaaaaaat
 AdamYMHMI: The herald is... Fred!
 Jadenim: We’re the special?!
ScrapyardGhostTrain: @Thatwasademo Alex picked that.
Carlioo: that's why he's the dad
 NewtyNewts: Dad Fred Is Frod, Duh
 TehAmelie: haven't seen such wonderfully synchronized idle animations since Skylight Freerange
Violet__Violence: we are the macguffin
Violet__Violence: lmao
  Juliamon: aren't we all
 Lord_Hosk: The floor is extremely detailed
 LadyLockwood92: She scream at own ass
Oscelot: "I have great concern for my behind"
 WearingCats_CwC: So is Frod short for Froderick?
Tempest2097: Frod is JACKED
elkae: Fred's a little gnome!
rustenskurk: a giant gnome
 NewtyNewts: Their thesaurus was broken
 satyropodobny: @angryoptimist You press F and the next crotchgoblin in the sequence spawns
 KBKarma: I feel it's a translation thing. The creator appears to be a Spanish speaker.
 matthaus_c: is he also a Froderic Briskfingers
Violet__Violence: the writer found one way to refer to this character and just kept doing it
 ValtheDrake: Wanna bet the book is written like this too? With the "like a thespian" thing?
 saiarcot895: ignate 
Carlioo: look the dev is very proud over their thesaurus
 accountmadeforants: Dev: *makes little man*, Dev: "I hate this little man"
 Crokoking: it's like when you make a smart character but have no idea how to write a smart character - you have to have everyone say how smart they are all the time
 matthaus_c: @KBKarma this is just what quebecois english sounds like
 angryoptimist: The writing in this game is.
 YFiddler: what a nice surprise. I thought watch and play was not supposed to happen
Violet__Violence: @angryoptimist it suuuuuure is
 MAPBoardgames: G is playing a dangerous game of sequence breaking
LordManiMani: race him around the library!
 betweenmyself: I assume Fred is based on a past lab partner of the developer…  “I’ll show that two bit thespian rawrrawr.”
 Earthenone: !findquote gnome
  LRRbot: Quote #1515: "Why are we collecting dead gnomes?" —Alex [2015-03-27]
Thatwasademo: a beautiful godness
 sheer_falacy: War & Peace & Strategy was an even longer book
 A_Dub888: Granny Godness
 margieargie: Godness gracious...
 BloodnBullets: whats the green pentagram on your bar?
 kilnfiendpotter: My inner godness
Jethrain: does Booksman have any spells?
 KBKarma: Ewwww.
 JessKay: wet door
 WearingCats_CwC: It's War and Peace bundled with the Art of War
Tempest2097: Awfully squishy door
 ValtheDrake: maybe LetterMatthew has some kind of hint?
Violet__Violence: l;skjaf
Oscelot: And I stiiiiill, haven't foooooound, what refills HP~~~~
Tempest2097: Wet-bricks
Kelderan: That's a sound
 KBKarma: SPIPERS.
 sheer_falacy: is there any way to spend these skill points that Fred has available
 matthaus_c: wet door to the sarcophagussy
 Astra7525: oh no, spipers!
 satyropodobny: Secret Tunnel!
 LadyLockwood92: She sounds like CDI Zelda.
Violet__Violence: why
 mwlsn: Lettermathew: Legally-distinct Letterkenney?
Mashamino: Fred has a gun?
 Mangledpixel: el spidro cavelone
 KBKarma: Get some spiper venom?
 sheer_falacy: Fred has an arquebus
Carlioo: rip
 matthaus_c: LMAO
 KBKarma: Oopsie.
  Foxmar320: Yes!
 JessKay: oop
 MikoKisai: WELP
 Ashton: ded
 GrassVortex: 
offbeatwitch: LMAO
 Coloneljesus: gg
Violet__Violence: yeah i like how you have the two magic users and then there's fred with just. gun.
 LurkerSpine: lmao
 BusTed: gg
 margieargie: F
Thatwasademo: Now where was I?
Scarbble: get wrecked
 mwlsn: Warning: trap still active
Tempest2097: 
Oscelot: Welp
Violet__Violence: gg
Elsenova_: ded
 aitsu100: welp
 ValtheDrake: that went well
Violet__Violence: lmao
rustenskurk: Be more careful next time
 WearingCats_CwC: welp
LordManiMani: 
Mashamino: excellent
 MAPBoardgames: Spike it in the endzone!
 DrLigmaPhD: I arrive and you die
Kelderan: Yep
 ValtheDrake: 
jessicaengle: o7
 KBKarma: That trap killed your character *and* Graham!
 satyropodobny: "Now where was I"
 betweenmyself: “Now where was I?”
TheAinMAP: 
 angryoptimist:    
BrindleBoar: chosen... to DIE!
 GhostValv: 
Blasteg: that's a good timing to end the stream
Shadowsoflife: o7
 sheer_falacy: I mean, you were worried that Fred would get your ass ruined
 AdamYMHMI: I've seen this anime!
Kelderan: o7
TheWarDoctor8: Smash cut to credits lol
 sheer_falacy: and he did
  Foxmar320: Chosen one died on a spike trap. WWELP
  NapalmSideburns: She died as she lived, in pain
warpstonewarlock: F
 GhostValv: not again
 Astra7525: and then Fred loots her
 iris_of_ether: 
 NewtyNewts: GOOD END
DigitalSeahorse:  
jessicaengle: @NapalmSideburns oofa
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DoodlestheGreat: Well... It's better than Hogfarts Linguini.
spo_okymulder: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:16:02.
 Astra7525: people gave Money to this on kickstarter
koodooman: that game was so bad that it was good
Tempest2097: Genuine hilarity.
 Reecer6: welcome, frod
Boomyakalolo: got the best ending
 red_shoes_jeff: Fred goes back upstairs. "Good job, Dad. Your secret tunnel killed the Chosen One."
 TehAmelie: and the essence of the reaper ritual was complete, and his deadly scynthe swooped over the world. the end
elkae: what a time
Oscelot: Thanks for the stream 
 LadyLockwood92: Thanks for the stream fellas.
  adi_pie: Thank you for the stream
 Neddy471: As much as the King's Quest "that's not the way it happened" is too twee for my taste, the "YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE" games need something like that.
LordManiMani: @adamymhmi "I accidentally murdered the main character and now have to save the world!?"
 angryoptimist: Thanks for the streaming!
DoodlestheGreat: Thanks for the silly, gentlemen.
DigitalSeahorse:   
 TheWriterAleph: good stream!
 KBKarma: Heavens! I was here for (like 90%) of a whole episode!
 Jadenim: Thanks guys!
koodooman: thank you for the stream
jessicaengle: Byea
 kilnfiendpotter: Thanks and see y'all around!
 Coloneljesus: bye youtube
 TemporallyAwry: !updog
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 8:57:26. 
 lamina5432: thx
ThorSokar:   
Boomyakalolo: thanks for the stream
 ValtheDrake: I'm so glad I caught this one live, it was worth staying up
minifootwear: but I just got here
 matthaus_c: red dragon inn returns!
 JessKay: lurm tug!
chaostreader: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (The LoadingReadyRun crew play a board game! Game: Red Dragon Inn) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (2:03 from now).
 Makrosian_Tae: 783 users enter, none leave!
LordManiMani: ooooo
 SnackPak_: 
 sheer_falacy: btw the screenshots on steam for this game are extra horrifying
 Aarek: Gambling! I'm in!@
DoodlestheGreat: As do I.
 sheer_falacy: there are some incredible party members you will never see
 I_Am_Clockwork: 1000 thanks, Garbo lads
ThorSokar: Good luck to him on not starting a fire!
 Astra7525: That was so sad that you accidentally fried that lens
 DrLigmaPhD: "Only the twitch remains" - Me, coming off a caffeine high
DigitalSeahorse:  open arcs
 matthaus_c: Philly!
 lamina5432: C u there
 matthaus_c: G is gonna run the Pro Tour
DoodlestheGreat: Get some cream cheese!
 margieargie: Oooh, Live!
 Gekyouryuu: I'm never not gonna be said I can't make it. I LIVE in PA
 LurkerSpine: Get an Italian Hogie
 KBKarma: Not a lot of people for the Live, then!
 HavenDragon: heck yeah live!
 Gekyouryuu: be sad*
jessicaengle: Can Graham has cheez stek?
  NapalmSideburns: Say hi to Electrotal while you're there
 AtomicAlchemical: Looking forward to seeing y'all there!
LordManiMani: @sheer_falacy there are some games where I wish there were a spinoff Rewatch+Playback to return to some real deep gems
 accountmadeforants: I've replaced the batteries on some Galaxy Buds once out of interest, was sorta doable (even if the case didn't go together as well afterwards). They just use watch batteries.
  Juliamon: Nobody ever took it off
Shadowsoflife: That sucks so much @Gekyouryuu
 kilnfiendpotter: Can't be there because bebe, but I hope y'all have fun!
 niccus: not unless he wants to start a fight
  Foxmar320: Im sure he can manage
 fiftymcnasty: #BlameJames
 dyvion: challenge mode
 They_Are_Alyx: #BlameJames
 SnowbirdMike: His arms are amazingly long
 Earthenone: he might be playing cardfight in philly, but probobly not streaming it 
  Juliamon: oh boy that's a slow muffin
 matthaus_c: Submachine? man those games ruled and also sucked
 Gekyouryuu: @Shadowsoflife yeah, it's a couple hours drive, but I don't drive and the buses don't go TO Philly for some reason until almost 7pm
DoodlestheGreat: It would technically be possible if the hotel has good internet.
 magical_writer: 50 thank you for the stream
 MrQBear: ' <' My name! I like the things I remember!
 KyranTheWalker: now to go back and watch the beginning of the stream for what I missed.
MagnusCarter subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 64 months!
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 Easilycrazyhat: "whatever that horrible game was" do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
 LordZarano: 80S escape
Shadowsoflife: @Shadowsoflife makes no sense
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 Dog_of_Myth: Have fun in Philly, G!
 JessKay: mola mola
DigitalSeahorse:  kenohki
jessicaengle: 31 throwing my change in the pot.
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DigitalSeahorse: marshmallow 
 TehAmelie: not the spipers! they'll work together with the esqueletons and kills us all
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 jessicaengle: Lol thanks for the gift sub Ghost friend!!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 Coloneljesus: byebye
DigitalSeahorse: 
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 Aarek: but I am home
  Serifina: But I am home
 jessicaengle:     
 KBKarma: G'night!
 MrQBear: i'm already home what do I do now
 empyreon:   
DigitalSeahorse:   
 margieargie:    
 emberBecky: see ya guys o/ 
elkae: thanks baiiiiii
 Crad0k: but... i am home
 Gekyouryuu: gambling?! I'm in!
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
  Foxmar320: Thanks for the stream
 magical_writer: bye
  Foxmar320: Laters
 dyvion: got there
 breadisbest1: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (The LoadingReadyRun crew play a board game! Game: Red Dragon Inn) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (1:58 from now).
 MikoKisai: You've *been* Graham? Then who are you now?!
 LordZarano: !alex
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 margieargie: Perfect way to finish a W+P
  Serifina: @MikoKisai He's GStar now
 LordZarano: @MikoKisai In the tone of "I'm a horse now!"
 TehAmelie: and back to my W+P rewatchathon
 TehAmelie: (thanks for the stream!)
 matthaus_c: try not to Spud too close to the sun
 SoldieroFortune: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (The LoadingReadyRun crew play a board game! Game: Red Dragon Inn) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (1:53 from now).
DigitalSeahorse: read Alex's comic
DigitalSeahorse: it's gud
 TehAmelie: which one? :3
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