Anaerin: That ground is like 1 pixel tall...
Tom_Bruise: The moment we tried to play the game on its terms, we fell through the ground and died
GrassVortex: the ground is just a ligt suggestion extraLUL
JessKay: one button to show and another button to hide feels like they couldn't figure out how to make it a toggle without toggling every frame
Violet__Violence: wwwhat
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betweenmyself: I was really hoping the commas would have been poorly placed to suggest you could only climb “open trees”
Kelderan: Progress is generous
asthanius: @txc2 I think they’re helpers, not invisible
Solipsody: This is the most porous level I think I've ever seen.
bwk789: is health persistant?
raulghoulia: pacifist run?
noSmokeFire: I don't understand how you could possibly stumble on those hlper areas without the HUD
NewtyNewts: This game makes you FEEL like a fragile ninja
KBKarma: Hey Bart. What do you call it when it's not exactly dirt, but it ain't exactly water?
BrowneePoints: OH so you can climb the ledge then hop on trees to avoid enemies
BrowneePoints: neat idea, bad execution
kilnfiendpotter: I appreciate that the title screen design for this game pays deep tribute to the ancient Japanese design of nested parentheses.
Violet__Violence: the sound effect for the attack cracks me up
elkae: love the random tori gates, just out peppered across the fields
WearingCats_CwC: I like that the enemies will also just spam attack and flail around until you die
Jadenim: Where did the ninja get the shura Ken sub machine gun?
Mazrae: Hey G how are you feeling
kaynSD: oh yes, I finally get to watch some garbage day. Missed you both doing this and was very happy to see the mobile games on the youtube vods I caught up on
Jadenim: *Shuriken
BrowneePoints: Okay
BrowneePoints: so do we climb the building then jump from it to the tree?
matthaus_c: @kilnfiendpotter love the parenthesis, gotta be one of my favourite katakanas
Foxmar320: The animation quality in this game is on a new level
DigitalSeahorse: katesADS
Oscelot: @kilnfiendpotter I am *cackling* XD
Walla_tv: do the helper areas only show after dying ?
MrQBear: isn't 'w' climb?
Anaerin: Maybe they just didn't put the "Helpers" in on this level.
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kilnfiendpotter: ::shakes fist:: Carts!!!
jaimeblacken: i left 10 minutes ago and they're still here!
Violet__Violence: whoa, hey raiders!
TXC2: hello raiders
Kikoskia: How do!
mwlsn: Empress of Gold, programmed in Scheme
Anaerin: @Walla_tv They're supposed to show up when you press "H"
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NewtyNewts: @kilnfiendpotter (shatner voice)
Gascitygaming: can we jump from the roof?
ashteranic: Off the top of the building, perhaps?
Kikoskia: Some fine looking garbage there!
TXC2: hello Kikoskia welcome
Violet__Violence: welcome in everyone
elkae: welcome raiders!
WolvzReign: What in the hell is this XD
YareNiDaze: Hey raiders. Also, holy shit Kikoskia. That's a name I haven't heard in a LONG time.
malsareus: we are assuming this 2nd level *has* helper areas
BrowneePoints: Can we jump from the top of the building to the tree?
canoecrasher: Can you jump from the top of the building to a tree?
Kikoskia: Tis no problem! Kiko works!
Athelgar: @kilnfiendpotter the terrible villain of a missed ), } or ;
TehAmelie: did we break the help by finishing that level with it on, maybe?
Laserbeaks_Fury: I'm gonna bet, there's just no more game; this is as far as they developed
RocknGrohlNerd: Hi raiders
hivefleetdarknell: hot! live! garbage!
aitsu100: the heck is up with this persons legs
Violet__Violence: whatever "this" is
Violet__Violence: lmao
ValtheDrake: waaait, Kikoskia? I know that name!
Kelderan: "playing"
ThorSokar: Terrible might be too generous
Foxmar320: Game "Empress of Gold"
Makrosian_Tae: "And now...this"
raulghoulia: aw man, Kiko I love your videos
Spectre97: Holy damn Kikoskia is a blast from the past
KBKarma: The greatest enemy: the ground, and carts.
CanPlayGames: Maybe the cart is a lesson on the futility of war?
BrowneePoints: You jumped and climbed and it let you hang to double jamp back to the roof
MenomeAlice: Maybe try jumping from the building to where tree platforms would be? 🤔
arisorio: Ah enemies
Kelderan: Only improper windows so far
BrowneePoints: so I think it wants you to jump from the roof to the tree
Solipsody: The rooftop-jump-to-tree idea sounds solid.
malsareus: the sub ocean claims all wo seek to pass the cart
KBKarma: They're on three visits to the subocean now.
arisorio: Can you crouch through the left
Anaerin: That seems a very short jump...
Foxmar320: :D
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noSmokeFire: I see this game believes in negative coyote time
arisorio: NVM that works
TehAmelie: a 2D platformer where you regularly fall through the ground is quite an achievement in bad design
Tom_Bruise: game says no you didn't press jump. Who is to say
Kelderan: Ninja wasn't feeling it
Kikoskia: I do not envy you.
KBKarma: I wonder how this was coded. I think I'd be even more upset if this was using a toolkit.
BrowneePoints: OHN
NewtyNewts: It's a None-ja!
BrowneePoints: that's why the window is gimping your jump!
Foxmar320: Ive never seen a ninja with such a bad jump
elkae: seabatHITBOX
Kelderan: Simply t-pose into the roof
malsareus: I'm impressed the dude can do a full somersault in that jump
Sorator13: It's also really weird that your only jump option is a salto
GrassVortex: I bet jump height and other "physics" are based on framerate as well, so you can probably clip into things if your computer runs it slowly :D
kilnfiendpotter: I'm fairly sure this architectural style is like...Napa wine country? I swear I've been to at least two vineyeards with patios like that.
MrVirite: does holding jump make a difference?
thavleifrim: is it one of the games where you jump higher if you hold jump
matthaus_c: man I love celeste
Oscelot: @KBKarma I would be astonished if it wasn't, considering this design seems very mucch like a premade
Solipsody: Can you wall jump at all? Off the carts maybe?
Coloneljesus: maybe the carts just have insane HP
WearingCats_CwC: Gravity was very high in 14th century Japan
Mazrae: go ninja, go ninja, go..... away
SAJewers: oh, found a video on steam that i think shows how to get by it (i think it's the same level)
elkae: Michelle's commentary PrideLaugh best addition
TXC2: kilnfiendpotter they have wine in Japan right? Kappa
Oscelot: @kilnfiendpotter Yeeeeah. The house at the beginning is trying very hard to be tudor too
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betweenmyself: @foxmar320 ninjas without mad hops are extra stealthy out of embarrassment, so no wonder you haven’t seen them
BrowneePoints: Yea looks like interactable platforms have collision which is why jumping around them is such a pain
KBKarma: I like how it goes from climbing to climbed without any in between frames.
Oscelot: @betweenmyself Amazing lol
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TheWarDoctor8: > *Can't climb* > *Shows dominance access roof anyway*
GrassVortex: or are the helper guides a one time use thing?
FacelessManAboutTown: Hello Professors Stark and Steacy
Inari_Kitsune: @kenohki2 omg hi!
MrQBear: @kenohki2 Heya Kenohki!
Coloneljesus: try the tree right next to the carts
KBKarma: Subocean claims another run.
noSmokeFire: the twist when the kill zone gets you is sending me
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Violet__Violence: hwelp
Jethrain: there's a video playthrough that shows where the "helper areas" are and it's a complete bs-looking hitbox on that last tree
kenohki2: Hi Inari_Kitsune
BusTed: (((( Game Over ))))
AnOddSmith: well I came in at a GREAT time
kenohki2: Hi MrQBear
margieargie: I love that you've never died from the enemies, just from the sub-ocean
ChippTunes: If the shogun just had a few more carts lying around he wouldn’t have to get rid of all the ninja, it’s like their Kryptonite
Sorator13: Try turning off helper mode before finishing the level?
MikoKisai: So, the guide for this game says something interesting... "set the graphics quality to 'fantastic'. Any other graphics mode may glitch the players ability to jump high in-game."
TehAmelie: make sure to turn off the helper before the end of the level is my tip
Sorator13: @MikoKisai w h a t
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Solipsody: Ohhh, ninja! Could this really be the end? To be stuck behind burning carts in feudal Japan again...
Rhynerd: the graphics setting affects jump height?
KBKarma: WOW.
Jethrain: i think it was set to fantastic already
Oscelot: What the bus
Foxmar320: wat
JessKay: what!
adi_pie: Wow
AtomicAlchemical: HOW?!
GreatWahooney: EXCUSE ME
Violet__Violence: literally what
NightValien28: WOOOOOOOOW
MrVirite: wat
Koios7: succinHead succinHead succinHead
TheWarDoctor8: WUT
t3h_f1gm3nt: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
LordZarano: How
mwlsn: ah yes, the well-known texture-size-dependent jump
Dragonas77: what
Drasvin: Wow....
asthanius: It’s based on framerate
Jadenim: Wot?
Kelderan: A M A Z I N G
KBKarma: Not fantastic enough?
TXC2: that is wild
kilnfiendpotter: Yeaahh that stone wall construction is 100% contemporary, not at all feudal Japan
ValtheDrake: lrrWOW
JoshManVGH: Double Fantastic!
Darleysam: yeah, can we see the glitched jump?!
elkae: @Jethrain no wayyyyyyy
jessieimproved: We've always been fantastic
richard_ermen: This is bizarre if true
Solipsody: Do we all have to turn up the resolution of the stream, too?
MrQBear: so wait, w is climb, which is different from jump?
Kelderan: inb4 the graphics have no noticeable difference.
CouldntPickAUsername: I just got here, are we not fantastic?
BrowneePoints: oh yea the jump is smaller LUL
Jethrain: that looks way lower
Laserbeaks_Fury: Frame Based Jumping hight
Invertin: is- is jumping tied to framerate somehow???
GhostValv: insert the office meme
Oscelot: @MrQBear That's a good point. Can we *climb* trees?
KBKarma: I think you can actually jump *worse*
Solipsody: If you hold down jump?
mwlsn: It said "affect" the jump height, not in which direction
malsareus: we're all trapped by carts here in Japan
mountaindudepdx: earlier you stuck to a wall and back flipped away, very high
DoodlestheGreat: At least we're all eagreed that carts are the enemy.
KBKarma: Yeah!
JoshManVGH: Jumping seem fast... is it tied to framerate?
kav2k: Looks like you need an FPS limiter?..
Jethrain: that jump is definitely worse
KBKarma: It's worse!
dylan16807: quick let's run a benchmark in the background
kilnfiendpotter: "Between Two Carts" should be the name of this game
TehAmelie: i like that they put in the option of having worse graphics that makes the game unplayable, for people with less than fantastic machines
Oscelot: Amazing lol
NovusUltimus: Did they somehow tie jumping to framerate?
Cephallope: invisoWheezer
KBKarma: So that was it *upgraded*
BrowneePoints: Platformers, surprisingly difficult to make well
Oscelot: Yessss @kilnfiendpotter
NewtyNewts: Quite easily, apparently.
adi_pie: There's always further to fall
NimrodXIV: incredible
JoshManVGH: @invertin team same brain!
WolvzReign: I'm assuming holding jump doesn't shift anything
malsareus: the other jump was the GOOD one??
LadyLockwood92: I...I think this game *might* be bad. Don't quote me on that.
TXC2: the jump based on pixels ?
MrQBear: @MrQBear we keep trying but I don't know if you can even tell which ones are interactible.
zed_alpha: oh dear god
GrassVortex: oh I know how it is possible, and it is a real beginner mistake :D
zed_alpha: That font
zed_alpha: Oh dear GOD
KBKarma: Windowed, possibly?
CataclysmicReverb: Telesto?
Jadenim: How does that even work?!
YareNiDaze: @LadyLockwood92 I don't know what gives you that idea :P
notthepenguins: I'm assuming Telesto
WolvzReign: Damage in Destiny in general has FPS problems
ashteranic: Oh there's been several destiny weapons that've had wrong behavior at different FPSs
notthepenguins: Because Telesto had all the spicy bugs
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Hangedman: as a game developer who works in unity i absolutely cannot figure out why it's that way. the othrr way round, i would get
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josh___something: Cabal weapons did that
ashteranic: and some enemies as well
canoecrasher: Maybe try lower or higher resolution?
h3rsh3yb4r: dark souls 2 weapons broke faster at 60
Rourke9: It’s a surprisingly easy mistake
Foxmar320: I have no idea ive not heard of that Graham
Athelgar: could windowed mode be necessary to account for stretched resolution?
betweenmyself: 1k Voices?
adambomb625: can you lower framerate through your computer?
Crad0k: peter molyneux was a bastard for tying everything to raw clock speed
LordZarano: @TehAmelie It's defult Unity
CouldntPickAUsername: my favorite is 7th guest, a puzzle is unbeatable on modern processors because the AI is too smrt now
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notthepenguins: yeah that did happen in DS2
doubledbear: Or dark souls weapon durability tying to fps
accountmadeforants: Lots of games (especially console ports) have game logic tied to FPS. Some even have it tied to CPU frequency.
Oscelot: Whyyyy does the rock in that cart have physics?!
Kelderan: If it does more damage on FPS would you call that a... Fatal Frame™
JoshManVGH: Dark Souls 3 had ladder animations that broke world boundaries and fall through the floor at 60 FPS
BrowneePoints: So I found a trailer for this game on YouTube
Oscelot: *screams in colliders*
Rourke9: The lasers were n heists had an issue this season doing more damage at higher fps
Cannons_are_an_instrument: There was an annoying sequence in Saints row 4 that you couldn't complete if your framerate was too low
Oscelot: @BrowneePoints OH NO XD
mountaindudepdx: you did like a Chun Li, off the wall jump, earlier
TehAmelie: going under 30 fps would let you cheat like hell, too
BrindleBoar: I think DS1 remake is 30 or 59... because 60 is borked
malsareus: science occurred
Hangedman: but if framerate was tied to physics, it'd usually jump *higher* on poor fps
EvilBadman: Didn't Dark Souls 1 or 2 fps also break weapon durability?
BrindleBoar: er not remake, remaster
Hangedman: so i have no clue how they did this
Foxmar320: hahaaa
MWGNZ: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
matthaus_c: @EvilBadman ds2 on release, yes
TimeToFry: Oh my god
Sorator13: LUL
jessieimproved: found it
Cephallope: invisoWhy
Oscelot: @BrowneePoints That music is doing SO MUCH heavy lifting
Wolfstrike_NL: lrrHORN lrrHORN
korvys: yeah, seems like your PC is just too good
ThorSokar: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
kaynSD: lovely subocean
YeetTheRich_: If you slide down ladders on 60 fps dsfix you fall through the world
mountaindudepdx: You trip the trap!
zed_alpha: How did we find the subocean in a SIDE SCROLLER?!
WolvzReign: Huge Skips
RainyMint: SUBOCEAN GET! Again LUL
Gizmoloid: I don't even think it's tied to FPS, looks like it's tied to just the setting regardless of framerate
Jethrain: there used to be a bug in the pit of heresy dungeon in destiny that used to just dome you in a load transition if your FPS was too high too
YareNiDaze: Ninja go brrrrr
Rebornflames: sub ocean!
Solipsody: This is the worst thing you've played in a while, honestly.
Admiralmatt: i think you can climb higher on the tree
TXC2: EvilBadman 60fps made DS1 degrade twice as fast
WolvzReign: That saves so much in your splits
notthepenguins: my favorite bit was on Mostly Walking (Day9 and two others' adventure game stream) some of the ooold games just went at TURBOSPEED because of modern framertes
BrowneePoints: Yea I shared a trailer for this btw Graham.
KyranTheWalker: Love that you have to try NOT to fall into the subocean.
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Angnor33: Go ninja go ninja go!
JoshManVGH: There was something weird with Vanquish on PC that was tied to frame rate. Like the game was WAY harder because the guns fired TOO fast.
malsareus: if we fall far enough do we get back to the level?
Darleysam: this is actually an ancient japanese ninja stealth technique
bolas_dnd: this is peak garbage game
Kelderan: Cue Chariots of Fire on a kazoo
eric_christian_berg: This game is actually set in Centralia.
GreatWahooney: can you even accidentally make it this bad or does it take deliberate effort
raulghoulia: 4 games in 1
WearingCats_CwC: This is high level ninjitsu
GrassVortex: ramp up the resolution to make it run slower??
Anaerin: Can you turn vsync off? Or on?
malsareus: well "work"
betweenmyself: @loadingreadyrun 1K Voices was bugged at higher framerates, allowing for more explosions than intended
JoshManVGH: Now it's for the science!
aggrocrow: what's this Interstellar bullshit?
notthepenguins: which made a couple sequences in I thnk one of the Kings Quests undoable
Gekyouryuu: fell too fast, the ground was distracted and didn't catch you
KBKarma: I think Windowed might make a difference as well.
Laserbeaks_Fury: And now you jump like 2x
MolaMolaphant: I wanna know how many people managed to get to the achievements
ShamelessMatt: this game takes pit traps very seriously
Solipsody: @Darleysam Genbukan here, can confirm.
DanTheMediocre: can you cap your framerate manually somehow
TheSpindash: @Anaerin Set Vsync to "More"
korvys: I think your PC might just be too good - like, you need a lower fps, etc.
Oscelot: @Anaerin Looks like there's no options sadly
Earthenone: this is not my beautiful framerate
margieargie: See, when flying is "throwing yourself at the ground a missing", that's not what that means!
Cleekru: try pressing g and then h on the second level?
ashteranic: 10000 voices had a bug with its audio
Jethrain: thousand voices sounds right
A_Dub888: Hi friends, what level of garbage are we on?
JoshManVGH: Wow that jump seemed smoother!
Oscelot: @A_Dub888 so much garbage my friend
TXC2: hello A_Dub888 welcome
Foxmar320: Ive never heard of a 1kv damage bug but I know it had a audio bug
Anaerin: You could do it in the NVidia control panel, but that seems like a lot of bother.
Shadowsoflife: @A_Dub888 Ninja
SnowBuddy18: play at 15fps and you'll jump forever
EvilBadman: imagine trying to armchair techsupport a watch and play game lol
ValtheDrake: @A_Dub888 oh it's ripe
Solipsody: I have this problem all the time; you have to go into your PlayStation2's System menu and set the disk speed to "low".
Oscelot: @A_Dub888 Like legit time to subocean from the start of this game was about two minutes
SAJewers: if it helps, here's a video of i think the 2nd level:
jessicaengle: Eyyyy! Garbage day!
Darleysam: yeah didn't 1kVoices sound like 100kVoices
malsareus: time to face our cart nemesis
raulghoulia: watched a video. the two high cart is supposed to have a climbable tree next to it. this version so far doesn't
betweenmyself: To be fair a lot of D2 exotics have been bugged at various points
BrowneePoints: OKAY so on the 2nd tree by the carts
fuzzy_died: Does the helper function work now?
fiftymcnasty: Imagine if the real ground was liek that
DanTheMediocre: some graphics cards let you set specific settings per program
BrowneePoints: So on the 2nd tree by the carts go halfway to the left branch, jump straight up and try to climb
KBKarma: The cart is tied to frame rate?
Gizmoloid: @loadingreadyrun can you turn on FPS counter in steam overlaybto see if there's any difference between settings? Just curious since it looks identical.
TomfooleryFox: Hey all, just arrived and I'm already thematically so confused.
Kelderan: At least someone got through the cart
Solipsody: Can you wait on the rooftop for all the guys to come and maybe the cart won't spawn?
Sorator13: see if helper mode works now?
Laserbeaks_Fury: That's spawning the cart before the horse
LadyLockwood92: Feudal Japan is known for its easily accessible subocean.
Angreed66: maybee you have to out pace the cart
TXC2: hello TomfooleryFox welcome
GreatWahooney: but does it spawn the cart before the horse
MolaMolaphant: Colony had a bug where higher frame rates wouldn't let the projectiles track. back in 2018
accountmadeforants: Saints Row 2 on PC would only run normally when the CPU had a 3.2 GHz clock frequency, because that's the Xbox 360's clock. (Though amusingly, I never noticed my first time around, because that was what my CPU was running at at the time.)
MrQBear: oh WAIT! because you can't jump high enough, is that why you can't use W to catch on the branch?
Tangsm: What sort of cart based accident results in them stacking like this?
bolas_dnd: the Great Cart of Japan
TheSpindash: Finally a game that has realistic jumping.
malsareus: does the middle part have a horizontal colider?
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Koios7: succinHead
A_Dub888: benginFingers
Sorator13: LUL
GreatWahooney: zing!
malsareus: Japan never asked for this
northos: A+
wench_tacular: ba dum tsh
Oscelot: Accurate, Alex. XD
Kelderan: A+
Jadenim: Hey ooooo
bolas_dnd: good joke
BrowneePoints: So I watched someone playing this and they went to the tree nearest the carts, about halfway to the left of the branch, jumped straight up and climbed
Darleysam: man if only you weren't confined to this single plane of existence
TehAmelie: there in the background, is that a modern apartment building with pagoda bits?
AugmentingPath: It's not a "hold to jump" type of deal, is it?
BrowneePoints: other side
KBKarma: Oh hey, Graham is consuming Tim Hortons. I've heard differing reports on the quality of Tim Hortons from Canadaians. Graham, opinions?
gnyrinn: The level design up to the standard we've come to expect of the entrants(?) of this show.
Invertin: maybe your computer is too good to jump high enough
BrowneePoints: yep. there's were also showing helpers for this level so /shrug
KBKarma: AH!
cuttlefishman: The coffee is bad
BloodnBullets: is there a specific climb button?
BrindleBoar: LUL
KBKarma: Yeah, that's what I've heard.
CouldntPickAUsername: I personally am offended, this game is not beautiful at all
Oscelot: But importantly: donuts.
Hangedman: your current velocity might matter, so it may need to be a running jump
BrowneePoints: wait
AtomicAlchemical: How are the bit though?
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: those timbits tho
cuttlefishman: Having worked at a Tim's Camp before
adi_pie: I drank it, and it was not great.
cuttlefishman: coffees bad
BrowneePoints: are you supposed to climb without jumping?
adi_pie: Donuts were good
CouldntPickAUsername: the only beautiful thing here is the streamers and the audience
KBKarma: Thanks, that verifies what I've heard.
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TehAmelie: i trust Serge's word that it's just bad on a technical level. but also people can just have their favorites
Oscelot: Wb @CptnFalafel !
BrowneePoints: hmmmm
Kelderan: Maybe we have to go back to Fantastic. XD
bv310: their coffee offers one value: it's cheap caffeine when there's no other option
Laserbeaks_Fury: It looks like theres a dirt pile on the path that might be giving you that extra pixel of ehight
KBKarma: The motion of that model...
They_Are_Alyx: I'm forever sad they got rid of blueberry fritters
quietcat: the guide implies there is a boost jump you can do from climbing, does not say how to climb though
Jethrain: i think your jump is somehow way shorter than the other video
Inari_Kitsune: i am having donuts now...but is a place called Bosa
Darleysam: I had a postman once (here in the UK) who proudly told me he imported his Tim Horton's coffee over from Canada. I could only smile, nod, and sympathise
josh___something: Can you hold the climb button?
Anaerin: Coffee used to be okay. Then they got their "Dark Roast" for everything and it's just bad. The wonders f being owned by a Brazillian Conglomerate.
KBKarma: OOps!
Oscelot: Oh lord @Darleysam
Foxmar320: uhhhh
NewtyNewts: Stream?
Oscelot: Uh
SAJewers: ?
TheWriterAleph: new shinobi who dis
notthepenguins: uhh
Violet__Violence: twitch why
BrindleBoar: nice
ashteranic: F
Oscelot: Welp
seanwbruno: panicBasket
Sorator13: lrrFINE
Critterbot: panicBasket
ThorSokar: F?
BloodnBullets: well something snapped
TwitchTVsFrank: panicBasket
CouldntPickAUsername: *phases through ceiling* that's how it's supposed to work
They_Are_Alyx: F
bolas_dnd: game broke the stram
malsareus: welp
GreatWahooney: nooo, my stram
accountmadeforants: Game why
Violet__Violence: game so bad it broke twitch
A_Dub888: rayfkWelp
Admiralmatt: can you climb the tree to the left of the house?
BigDaddyBland87: game broke stream
jaimeblacken: um
t3h_f1gm3nt: twitch pls
Drasvin: lrrFINE
cuttlefishman: The ninja killed the stream
AzureishDragoon: The ninja killed the stream D :
Darleysam: @Oscelot yep!
josh___something: oh no... it broke the stream
DanTheMediocre: sticky keys just turned on
YareNiDaze: Game so bad it broke stream.
Laserbeaks_Fury: They made it, oh it amazing
GrassVortex: Game too powerful LUL
m1gr3nA: panicBasket
Arazien: Finally, the game broke the stream
TheMandrew: game so garbage it killed the stream
AugmentingPath: panicBasket
fiftymcnasty: Well, game so bad it broke Twitch
Astra7525: Guess we crashed the streaming-PC
TehAmelie: game too bad, rip stream
Inari_Kitsune: lol
iris_of_ether: benginO7
NimrodXIV: Twitch objects to this game
Kelderan: BibleThump
bolas_dnd: now it's just +Play
MrVirite subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 39 months!
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UncannyJimjams: The game is so broken twitch broke in solidarity
Oscelot: *gets out the picnic gear*
MikoKisai: excellentTech
niccus: obs found the subocean
jedi_master_zll: panicBasket benginFine
GrassVortex: lrrFINE
A_Dub888: Game too garbage for stream
Laserbeaks_Fury: The game is so much better now
AtomicAlchemical: lrrFINE
BrindleBoar: twitch subocean achieved
ghyllnox: F
Murderface9797: panicBasket panicBasket panicBasket panicBasket panicBasket panicBasket panicBasket panicBasket panicBasket panicBasket panicBasket
SpacePotato01: they were meddling with forces beyond their control
Foxmar320: Jumped to hard
red_shoes_jeff: Ninjas assassinated the stream.
Jadenim: Guessing the subocean is spreading to the stream computer?
Angnor33: lrrFINE
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: lrrFINE lrrFINE
Anaerin: Stream entered the subocean.
MAPBoardgames: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 39:01.
JoshManVGH: Is the STREAM tied to Framerate!?
aitsu100: G said snap and Thanos felt pity on us all
josh___something: also, hi @Darleysam o/
cuttlefishman: !updog
LRRbot: Not much. What's up with you, dog? lrrSPOT
canoecrasher: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
TXC2: Remain calm chat
bv310: @Darleysam I had some pretty dire drip coffee when I lived in Ipswich, that guy might have had a point.
grgriffin3: Game so glitchy it glitched the stream, gotta love it
NewtyNewts: Stream!
RocknGrohlNerd: oh no are we the ninja now? di we fall into subocean?
Mazrae: I was wondering if it was just my phone buffering or if it has went down
TehAmelie: and we're back
ThorSokar: panicBasket
Sorator13: when you fall into the subocean too many times...
t3h_f1gm3nt: we back?
KBKarma: Stremsplode.
matthaus_c: !findquote panic
LRRbot: Quote #3419: "This is how you properly panic." —Ian [2016-09-14]
accountmadeforants: We back
RAICx: We're back!
LarkSachrosis: Refresh
DoodlestheGreat: <message deleted>panicBasket OH NOES!!! QUICK!!! EVERYBODY PICNIC!!!! panicBasket
djalternative: oh good. it wasn't just me
Darleysam: the stream PC just clipped through the floor and into the sub-ocean
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: lrrAWESOME
Gascitygaming: next game it is lol
Foxmar320: Stream is back
notthepenguins: oh hey we're back
Shadowsoflife: The game is so bad it broke the stream :p
Darleysam: @josh___something hello!
ghyllnox: Back
ValtheDrake: stream back
Critterbot: F5
KBKarma: Stream is back, hit F5.
MAPBoardgames: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
thavleifrim: the game guide says you can jump higher by holding up while jumping
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Ritaspirithntr: Well that happened
Sethalidos: game was so bad it broke the stream
KBKarma: Stremsplode.
zed_alpha: That was hilarious
JoshManVGH: Stream tied to framerate confirmed
RocknGrohlNerd: hello and we back
SquidVorb: I thought my Wi-Fi died
Violet__Violence: hello again lol
LadyLockwood92: Yeah, game broke stream.
LoadingReadyRun: sorry all we seem to be back
MAPBoardgames: The game sucked so bad the stream crashed.
matthaus_c: stream briefly found the subocean, but quickly hit the kill field and respawned
Oscelot: *smacks ads* I want to seeeeeee
Sorator13: I see we made it past the cart?
KBKarma: Thanks, Paul. Thaul.
JessKay: stream clipped into the subocean
Sorator13: oh, no, we didn't
WolvzReign: W o w
JoshManVGH: Must return to FANTASTIC settings
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Earthenone: did we go back to fantastic?
MAPBoardgames: Is this a ninja in Mexico? (yellow filter)
Admiralmatt: can you climb up the same tree more?
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jaimeblacken: did you move past it?
malsareus: well you see all these jumps must be pixel perfect
MikoKisai: I suspect your machine is too powerful for even "Fantastic" to be slow enough. The game is over 6 years old, after all.
TheMadPunter: Hey hey it's GAAAARBAGE Day!
Serifina: Oh hey I missed that it was time for t5rash
tabbyphobos subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 36 months!
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tyrsredritehand: Hardcore garbage
Hangedman: baffling
JoshManVGH: This is one heck of a puzzle game
richard_ermen: I think the climb there doesnt work because its set wrong. Most likely the entire section has never been test played.
TXC2: hello Serifina
matthaus_c: maybe this game was made for machines that had trouble running Skyrim out of the box
KBKarma: But if the ninja t-poses... how will you know?
Duffadash: Can you not kill the dudes and instead use them to get high?
jessicaengle: Tea pose?
korvys: Maybe if you don't kill those other dudes the framerate will be lower
SnowBuddy18: I like that the amount of health is so absurd that they don't even need to show it to you
accountmadeforants: I see, this is a Kaizo game
Serifina: @TXC2 heeeeey
Oscelot: @Serifina Heya :3 *passes over leftover cocoa from the picnic*
josh___something: Considering how high the mantle is for the trees on the first level. I think we've been locked out of progression because the PC too good
drcanonball: wait, thats a ninja? i thought it was a monkey with knife for some reason
interiorexplosion: There's a very small bump to the left, will that height help?
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Serifina: @Serifina Ooooooh
BrowneePoints: yea the lighting in this one even looks different
DanTheMediocre: I imagine those tree handholds are at the same height again and last level you couldnt get close to grabbing on
zed_alpha: Maybe we were *supposed* to go into the sub-ocean, but we just missed the prompt to wave dash through the obstacle course that's below the level?
betweenmyself: Think of the climbing mechanic like a series of bus stops… Sometimes the bus driver doesn’t come to work cause he has a hangover.
KBKarma: Maybe you have to goomba stomp those dudes to get over the cart instead of killing them with shuriken?
shurtal: i'm starting to think th keyboard will break before progress gets made
Arazien: These jumps have all the quality of NES TMNT
BrowneePoints: I wonder if they tried patching this and it just broke
TXC2: a Monkey with a knife would be far more dangerous then this
Shadowsoflife: @Serifina read that as from the panic
JoshManVGH: Yes you too can spend hours a day jumping a dead horse in Empire of Gold, on Steam, TODAY!
Diabore: can you break the barricade?
Coloneljesus: have I ever told you the definition of insanity?
Tom_Bruise: somehow I don't think sense is going to get us through this obstacle
Foxmar320: Flawless
Violet__Violence: WEEEEE
malsareus: Tim Curry we failed you
Solipsody: This is starting to make me actually sad. This is such a basic thing to fail at...
KBKarma: You will be hearing that sound in your *sleep*.
Oscelot: o7
LarkSachrosis: I'm starting to think... this game might not be very good
Serifina: Panic is definitely a thing in my life
Earthenone: You Tried.
Kelderan: This is truly and majestically abysmal.
GreatWahooney: empress of dnf
Astra7525: I heard not all that glitters is actually gold
zed_alpha: Empress of gold's gym
Khalahd: Easier to find the sub ocean than to get over two carts, aww yeah
TwitchTVsFrank: you could run cinebench benchmarks in the background to lower your frame rate
DanTheMediocre: game sucks bc pc too beef
Sorator13: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the abyss!
adambomb625: Just move on at this point
Drasvin: The glitching through the floor seems to be the falling accelerating you faster than hit detection
fiftymcnasty: From Tarkov?
Oscelot: @Serifina Oh no =(
JoshManVGH: Quick, to the 90s?
NewtyNewts: Escape from the 80s!
JoshManVGH: Wow!
TheSpindash: We all need to escape the 80s
Oscelot: Geez dang
betweenmyself: The truest form of rebellion is to cast yourself into the subocean to die.
NightValien28: most of us already escaped the 90s
KBKarma: That was many duders.
GrassVortex: LUL
Violet__Violence: akjshdf'
Foxmar320: oh good no title screen or anything
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
Drasvin: Hot start!
Reecer6: you did NOT escape the 80s0
TotallyNotaBeholder: Welcome to the game
GhostValv: benginO7
malsareus: well that was uncalled for
LadyLockwood92: Bruh
NightValien28: *80s
Serifina: @Serifina It's fine. :D
CouldntPickAUsername: well that fun
Sorator13: LUL
wench_tacular: gotta act fast
CouldntPickAUsername: next game
DoodlestheGreat: That's pretty 80's.
elkae: that hit like a Monday morning
notthepenguins: bruh
matthaus_c: man I love Fallout New Vegas
Hangedman: is this that PS5 instant loading everyone's been talking about
Earthenone: 80's were so violent
Kelderan: Too many mans!
JoshManVGH: Run And gun from launch!
anyavamps: No menu only carnage
EightBitArcher subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 71 months!
EightBitArcher: escape? you're not both chained to the desk? happy garbag- WAIT WHAT DAKKA GO GO GO!
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AugmentingPath: git gud
Oscelot: Of course it has bullet time roflmao
ValtheDrake: this escalated... quickly
NewtyNewts: Escape from 80 Soldiers.
TXC2: we played a game like this before
jessicaengle: ESCAPE!
Serifina: what. The. crap
CanPlayGames: Stranger Danger
RocknGrohlNerd: there is no escape
CouldntPickAUsername: best game ever 12/10
NightValien28: tarkov got nothing on this
niccus: fine, i'll stop complaining about long tutorials
Solipsody: I'll bet you this one doesn't have a second level.
zed_alpha: They're clipping through the box to cap your ass holy shit
wench_tacular: best game evar
KBKarma: Oh, no escape.
Dromos_GHG: Git gud!
Kelderan: Are you escaping, son?
GreatWahooney: what is this, firing squad simulator?
richard_ermen: Theres no clipping either
malsareus: there's so many mans
emberBecky: the perfect game
TheSpindash: Unlike the previous game, this one just throws you into all the action immediately, including every enemy in the game at once.
BrowneePoints: what's this game called?
TemporallyAwry: #TechnicallyGameplay
Oscelot: They spent their UI time budget on getting bullet time working
JoshManVGH: The 80s are here. Get! Out!
niccus: 0 second to crates and guns
Serifina: OH MY GAWD
Mai_Andra: The entire game is just trying to get across this room.
Gascitygaming: i know you don't usually return the games from W+P but this might be one lol
NewtyNewts: Nah, it's gotta be 80.
corefluxx: is your character firing blanks?
CouldntPickAUsername: oh god, is there 80 of them?
TXC2: this is a nightmare :p
korvys: It's not a title, it's an instruction - ESCAPE!
RocknGrohlNerd: its just pure gameplay, letsgo
LarkSachrosis: Looks like someone figured out how to make a map and a monster spawner
Inari_Kitsune: is it about surviving for 80 seconds?
Astra7525: Ever seen the videogame equivalent of a cold open?
DoodlestheGreat: This is gonna be a quick one...
ashteranic: "We didn't playtest this at all"
NightValien28: there might be 80 of them
red_shoes_jeff: Stop resisting! Stop resisting!
Shadowsoflife: wow
Koios7: succinHead
jessicaengle: Is it 80's as in level of drugs = all?
Fruan: "Unwatchable"
accountmadeforants: What if this is some Frog Fractions bullshit where it makes you do this like a hundred times and then the actual game opens up.
adi_pie: Ah, FEAR looks different than I remember.
KBKarma: Oh hey, that cabinet over there is openable>
BloodnBullets: don't have to design levels if noone can get to them!
malsareus: the monkey oaw curled for you Graham
richard_ermen: Loool, someone took the map asset, set a spawn point and some shoot mechanics and then added 100 people. Game down in 20 mins
Foxmar320: Man this new Destiny raid is tough
Violet__Violence: wtf
TehAmelie: guess we don't have any alternate weapons or anything either
betweenmyself: This game requires to player to git gud, brah pennyWhat
LarkSachrosis: Is there anything behind you when you spawn?
Serifina: Dear sweet jesus
malsareus: they mostly talk in bullet
DanTheMediocre: I think it's headshot kills
matthaus_c: from where you're kneeling it must look like an 18 karat run of bad luck. truth is, the game was rigged from the start
niccus: superhot got rough
bv310: There's so many of them
Anaerin: Every bullet you shoot spawns another bad guy...
Jadenim: “You have the right to remain silent”
kais58: The ttk on this game is insane
Angnor33: grenades?
Kelderan: The trash is strong this day
josh___something: IT looks like that locker is interactible?
Coloneljesus: are there cheat codes?
Anubis169: brakka brakka brakka brakka
GrassVortex: people asked for money for this??
KBKarma: I think you have to headshot everyone.
person322: grenades?
aitsu100: have we checked for a grenade button?
CouldntPickAUsername: steam description "This is a first person shooting game,The player is a pathfinder soldier, who is free to explore the surrounding area to collect intelligence,Players can kill the enemy or avoid the enemy's attack, so as to ensure that the health value can survive for as long as possible."
MikoKisai: This may be the asset flippiest asset flip we've ever seen.
zed_alpha: Can you pause?
raulghoulia: 10 feet. personal best
Tom_Bruise: press tilde and activate godmode and noclip?
GreatWahooney: was Max Payne always this hard?
CouldntPickAUsername: Alex you need to avoid the attacks
NewtyNewts: Can we Konami Code it?
Foxmar320: How much was it
TehAmelie: bullets move when you move. and when you don't
BigDaddyBland87: when you make the last game look amazing
TheWriterAleph: that could be the show motto
matthaus_c: the ol silent grenade
Mangledpixel: "so you see, if we fill the first room with 100 enemies, then they won't be able to tell we haven't made any more game beyond that"
aitsu100: i was right dang
Serifina: "I can't believe this is for sale" - G, like 2/3 of the games you give alex to play fall in this!
MikoKisai: @Foxmar320 It's €0.79 in Europe.
Anubis169: bullet time?
ValtheDrake: "free to explore" in a very limited sense
DanTheMediocre: this is almost like an fps puzzle game though
accountmadeforants: @CouldntPickAUsername Are those the instructions the dev gave ChatGPT to make this game?
DanTheMediocre: if it has an actual solution
TheSpindash: Getting Shot by Bennett Foddy
GrassVortex: on the Steam page "G the bomb" under the controlls LUL
TheWriterAleph: we can shoot the game???
ashteranic: Only one of them seems to notice you when you spawn
AugmentingPath: Head and shoulders above Superhot
zed_alpha: I think you're right, it looks like it spawns an enemy every time you shoot a bullet.
MAPBoardgames: Does this count a 'spider faucet'?
TXC2: C&C Renegade let you switch between first and third person
malsareus: why do we drop our gunnet on death?
Coloneljesus: switching to your secondary weapon is always faster than reloading
Astra7525: These people multiply faster than we can kill them
Oscelot: Let's shoot the game please
Anubis169: incendiary grenade!
Kelderan: So glad we have a scope on that rifle.
Rebornflames: its following the retro game idea of the player wont realise how small our game is if they dont make it off the first screen
Sorator13: Those were some... interesting physics
Tehbeard: Bassy explosion for a hand grenade
Darleysam: is this someone's test level?
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FlamingSpipernado: 50 months of garbage days! lrrSHINE
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bv310: Problem solving!
Foxmar320: Warlock nade spam build I see
NightValien28: found the strat
Solipsody: Is the enemy spawning tied to framerate? Can you change the graphics quality?
Anubis169: boom boom boom boom
Oscelot: @MAPBoardgames I have a feeling that it's loading more in the "death" screen so proooobably
ashteranic: and grenades don't seem to alert them
dtgill: Game solved
WetPaperSack: Apparently you have a grenade factory in your pants
TheAinMAP: jlrrCreeper jlrrCreeper jlrrCreeper
Anaerin: It seems if you don't shoot they don't notice you.
Koios7: succinHead
TheWriterAleph: FBtouchdown
DennyMcG: lobbing artillery
Sorator13: @WetPaperSack do you not?
betweenmyself: Welp, ya scared them all off
Mangledpixel: WetPaperSack doesn't everyone?
nyoomgoom: i guess that's the gameplay they were going for, just gratuitous grenade spam
Astra7525: WW1 levels of grenade-spam
ryuhimora: legs just made of grenades
jessicaengle: Where does one keep 65 grenades on one's person?
Kelderan: Now this is pod racing
Mai_Andra: Was chat right, earlier? every bullet fired spawns an enemy?
Two_Hats: When out of bullets, just granade
Fruan: You ever walk around with just a pallet of grenades strapped to you?
zed_alpha: I seriously think they spawn when you shoot!
tyrsredritehand: We are grendsmn
lightfut: stacks, grenades only no oddjob
person322: they come running for the noise
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: just clearing out...
niccus: well i think we know why they instantly shoot at you now, you're just walking around with 60 grenades strapped to you
TehAmelie: grenades give no aggro?
notthepenguins: ok shooting is for suckers, grnade shelling only
Tom_Bruise: Do we?
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Khalahd: Oh they notice bullets but not grenades
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JessKay: what happens if you never shoot?
ashteranic: Yeah no-one notices you until you fire your gun, except that one guy
Solipsody: Good old 'nade spam.
ghyllnox: So the stealth weapon is grenades, got it
dtgill: Grenade stealth mission
accountmadeforants: @person322 Good thing we have silent grenades
koodooman: is this meant to be a grenade stealth game? Kappa
matthaus_c: slenade grunching your way to victory
Anubis169: do they aggro on bullets only??
KBKarma: Grenades also don't spawn duders.
TwitchTVsFrank: lol gunfire alerts them but the grenades dont
Anubis169: LOL
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Foxmar320: LOL
ValtheDrake: coincidence that 65 is 64+1?
Foxmar320: Yes
matthaus_c: HAHHHAHAH
koodooman: yooooooo
malsareus: only bullet angers the mans
BrowneePoints: DO IT ALEX
Serifina: SORD
Violet__Violence: ;LKSJAFD
richard_ermen: LOL
Foxmar320: omg yes
Khalahd: of COURSE
elkae: lmaoooooo
cuttlefishman: Line of sight aggro?
Drasvin: One bullet: Everyone notices. An explosion: Must just be the wind
TimeToFry: Of course
tyrsredritehand: For honor?
Easilycrazyhat: EXCUSE ME
aitsu100: of course
Violet__Violence: I'M SORRY WHAT
NightValien28: HAHAHA
TheWriterAleph: did someone say weeaboo...?
viloke_virran: KEKW
RaklarLS: YES
BigDaddyBland87: LET'S GO!!!!
betweenmyself: Yup
Darleysam: oh yo I had that sword in plastic as a kid
drcanonball: why not, just why not
ashteranic: That's optimistic
ghyllnox: Sweet katana!
Sorator13: uhhhh
richard_ermen: Clearly a Weeb Game
Kelderan: YES
Jadenim: Watch out for carts!
NightValien28: yeah the sword will surely help
margieargie: Now we're talking!
Oscelot: of course
red_shoes_jeff: Forgive me, Master...
notthepenguins: OF COURSE
KBKarma: Oh. I had low opinions of this game. And they've just gone lower.
Anaerin: There you go, your silent takedown option.
FlamingSpipernado: thisis223Lol
NewtyNewts: Ah, so Katana game.
warpstonewarlock: But of course
Anubis169: wait Alex, can I see that shottie again?
lightfut: why grenade when can sword?
KBKarma: A fucking *katana*.
Tom_Bruise: Ah, that's what went wrong
HIYgamer: Where are you hiding all of those?
Two_Hats: Sword? Sword
Sorator13: I like how you had to figure out the buttons for that yourself, too
WetPaperSack: Do you drop that sweet katana if you die?
Tom_Bruise: We should use the *sword*
DoodlestheGreat: Welcome to Grenade Spam, The Gam.
raulghoulia: real quality games this time. well chosen Graham
Jethrain: never don't expect the katana
malsareus: can we do a katana run plz?
DanTheMediocre: the unexpected katana is the deadliest
ThorSokar: YES
ThorSokar: the way of the BLADE
WearingCats_CwC: Got my katana and my M1911, good to go
Oscelot: Waugh, the view bob
therm0s_: Cheer100 While you were playing the garbage I was studying the sword
miles_ivy: try walking out without shooting
RaklarLS: the blade probably doesn't aggro either
CptnFalafel: Ah yes, the katana. The best weapon against 50000 armed dudes…
Solipsody: Yeah, okay, the guns are just for show. No guns.
WetPaperSack: Here, catch!
Easilycrazyhat: no scope lets gp
Coloneljesus: granades only run
BrowneePoints: so what if we nade and Katana them
JessKay: definitely feels like it's only when you shoot
Kelderan: Your yyyy your toast
BloodnBullets: can you kill yourself with a grenade?
Pyroxx___: does katana aggro?
canoecrasher: Do number keys switch weapons? Going around and around is silly
aitsu100: nade and katana run?
KBKarma: Ah. You only get slow mo if you headshot in ironsights.
richard_ermen: xD
MAPBoardgames: Only grenade strat?
Solipsody: Grenades only I guess.
djalternative: if they respond to shoot, what about slicd?
aitsu100: nope
TheWriterAleph: it's super effective!
adambomb625: shooting = aggro, so katana only
HIYgamer: I suppose that is about how well that would work
Tehbeard: Turns out, knife to a gunfight is a BAD idea.
SnowBuddy18: I love the ragsdoll
Serifina: Okay, they all aggro if you shoot, but also if you get into their line of sight
person322: MY TOAST
Anubis169: this is now Nadesweeper
malsareus: this is how I sometimes play Xcom
Oscelot: It turns out katanas don't do a ton when you're being shot
Foxmar320: Tested? This?
Two_Hats: I didn't realize Cyberpunk's expansion dropped
Jethrain: i was gonna say, "design" is a strong word here
kilnfiendpotter: Oh good, a katana! I was worried I'd skipped out on more Asian nonsense
richard_ermen: Also I think the AK might be a bad weapon for this
Mazrae: walk and grenafe
miles_ivy: does walking without shooting wokr
josh___something: "Designed", Good one G
Tangsm: This is just Peggle now.
DanTheMediocre: if you do pull aggro, just go more 'nades right?
Coloneljesus: 100% stealth
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notthepenguins: and you can carry dozens of them
TXC2: this feels more like a puzzle game now :p
Anaerin: "Eat This!" "You're toast!" "They're going to take you home in a lunchbox"
Anubis169: hang on... is there self-damage with the grenades?
Solipsody: No shooting!
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Looks like there's an invisible tripwire that activates the enemy AI.
ValtheDrake: the explosion muffles the sound
zed_alpha: "Run, cowards!"
NewtyNewts: *rooooaaaarrr*
TheWriterAleph: "this is our town, scrub"
zed_alpha: does the katana aggro them?
KBKarma: Skallgrim would be so happy about how useless the katana is.
richard_ermen: I'm not sure we can call what this game has "AI" xD
FlamingSpipernado: no one cares about the granades because they're always causing explosions!
Gizmoloid: it looks like you can't shoot at all - it aggros EVERYONE
Anaerin: Is katana silent?
Mangledpixel: nades and katana only run
SnowBuddy18: they forgot to add aggro to grenade sound
djalternative: the explosion deafens all enemies
kilnfiendpotter: I love how the grenade explosion makes everyone jump a little
JeshuaWithAnE: Katana and Andes here we go
Anubis169: Alex that shotgun... it has lego bumps on top
TehAmelie: we have not seen if swording aggroes everyone
lightfut: fair array of weaponry
Twilight_Spark: The entire CS arsenal.
Oscelot: It'd make me jump!
Sorator13: @kilnfiendpotter I noticed that as well, lol
Kelderan: Good thing we installed that suppressor onall 65 grenades
margieargie: NO gun run?
fiftymcnasty: shoot once the whole level shows up
Anaerin: @Anubis169 I think that's supposed to be a picatinny rail.
Khalahd: Ohhhh, it's a PUZZLE game
TemporallyAwry: It's a puzzle game disguised as an FPS?
MAPBoardgames: They aggro on the sound of gunfire which is not their own
Anubis169: Anaerin: it's lego :D
Solipsody: Why are the guns even there?
CataclysmicReverb: That's a LOT of boys
GreatWahooney: ,,,was there an intent?
Oscelot: It definitely tells you a lot about how it's been programmed
saucemaster5000: There's an intent?
doubledbear: This puzzle game isn't very good
LordManiMani: had Alex remembered the basics of CQC?
thavleifrim: maybe the katna is the trick if you cant use guns
KBKarma: Oops. I just put a lot of Hubba Bubba Bubble Tape in my mouth.
DanTheMediocre: @TemporallyAwry I would be intrigued by that concept though
SnowBuddy18: there's so many people the front ones don't die from the grenade because it's blocked
Jay_Blanc: This is a Dada game. You need to go against all instincts of playing an FPS.
Inari_Kitsune: it's a grenade based stealth game?
Anubis169: nice shot
LordZarano: Katana and grenades, to prevent accidental shooting, is the strat I think
Zalthia: Does Graham sound different?
CodeIndigo: ah, so it's call of duty
KBKarma: About as relevant as anything else in this game.
Darleysam: *to be fair*, this is probably much closer to what would happen in this kind of scenario than how most games would depict it
jessicaengle: We finally found the game where you pull the pins!
TXC2: I mean an FPS puzzle game is SUPERHOT
matthaus_c: it's the impossible game, when we get to the final boss we find out we had to keep all our grenades
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL
TehAmelie: reminds me of playing the grenadier in Delta Force Land Warrior
Drasvin: Does swinging the sword count as a gun shot?
zed_alpha: This is the weirdest Bomberman sequel I've ever seen
WetPaperSack: Somehow Rise of the Triad is more realistic
Vilun: can you use the grenades like very short lived mines, and pull them all onto them?
ThorSokar: Is this the Kaizo Mario of shooters?
Solipsody: Honestly, if you made it on purpose this could be fun.
kilnfiendpotter: I'm just confused as to why anyone would bring a katana to a gunfight
MWGNZ: nothing wrong with playing as grenade santa
LadyLockwood92: @Zalthia Still recovering from a cold. He's fine, voice is still getting there.
jessieimproved: cash grab much
A_Dub888: @Inari_Kitsune Grenades do make good distractions
JessKay: does swinging the katana count as shooting?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Bob Loblaw
MAPBoardgames: Do they aggro on the sound of a katana swinging?
BrowneePoints: Nadekata-the art of the Stealth Explosion, coming soon to a Game Jam near you
Anubis169: wait is the animation back to the weapon shorter on the sword?
DanTheMediocre: @TemporallyAwry get headshots for slow time, just enough bullets and nades for one or a few good solutions to a hectic shoot-em-up
WhoseGamewasitZ: nli9
Anaerin: @kilnfiendpotter Katana doesn't go bang, doesn't aggro the entire level.
Sorator13: @kilnfiendpotter look, when you have magic infinite pockets, sometimes you just chuck stuff in there and forget about it
ArkhamArchivist: so you're saying it's a Greninja
Kelderan: I love how floaty everything is
Earthenone: maybe the grenade and bullat noise aggro tables were swapped
Gizmoloid: hmm, is katana as loud as gun?
Sorator13: and then you get to be surprised when you pull something out that you'd forgotten about!
TheWriterAleph: @MAPBoardgames only if you shout your attack name
Murderface9797: pocket sand engaged
doubledbear: The slowest run and gun in town
Aenir798: is it infinite grenades
kilnfiendpotter: @kilnfiendpotter Okay, fair! It's a Bag of Holding problem.
SnowBuddy18: @Aenir798 no, but we have 65
malsareus: @kilnfiendpotter they learned the art of war from Overwatch clearly
Easilycrazyhat: I wanna play Stealth Grenade 2: Silent But Deadly
kilnfiendpotter: But can the katana cut through kevlar?
UncannyJimjams: The Goldeneye re-release doesn't look quite like a remember
Anaerin: @Aenir798 No, but there is 65. Which is effectively infinite.
niccus: so this is a golf game now right
Oscelot: @kilnfiendpotter Sounds like my purse @Sorator13
wench_tacular: sneaky
Anubis169: oh there is friendly fire
Sorator13: @kilnfiendpotter LUL
Inari_Kitsune: @easilycrazyhat nice!
malsareus: grenades have no friends
Jay_Blanc: "Hey, anyone hear some explosions?" "No, must have been the wind. Or rats."
Anubis169: so camouflage does work
malsareus: never did never will
margieargie: Okay, this makes this -more- fun than it could otherwise have been with "good" mechanics I think :p
UncannyJimjams: vwoorp
Solipsody: Well, this is the best game you've played so far this stream. 10/10.
richard_ermen: Also somehow grenades seem to only ever hit 5 or so enemies
accountmadeforants: This game's got more guys per guy than anything else
RocknGrohlNerd: white trying to escape nobody would notice 5 miion explosions :D
KBKarma: I don't think they can see you.
TehAmelie: i predict a "sure would be nice if we had some more grenades" moment in the near future
Anaerin: Can you cook the grenade for longer throwing?
AniLunchbox: Graham should go to the Dev / Publisher page for this game and see how many of their games the guys have already played. Lots of garbage material
malsareus: can we clip to the super ocean?
kilnfiendpotter: Ah, I see they spared no expense for the voice acting
ArisuGunplaSFW: does Graham have a cold? his voice sounds different
LordZarano: They're not agro yet, how close can you get?
kusinohki: I like to imagine if alex gets to the end of the level the game goes "HOW?!"
Athelgar: whats in all the radioactive hazard boxes?
Tehbeard: do grenades physics each other?
TXC2: ArisuGunplaSFW he had one yes
Oscelot: @AniLunchbox oh nooo.
Jay_Blanc: This is Advanced Skee Ball.
Tehbeard: @Athelgar ... office supplies?
bv310: @ArisuGunplaSFW Had, just a bit raspy now
Anubis169: only 36 grenades
ryuhimora: this game is a perfect example of why adding more enemies onscreen doesn't make a better horde game
ArisuGunplaSFW: oh thank you! I'm glad he's feeling better
Anubis169: i think they're all deaf now
Hangedman: love those indoor godrays on the crates
satyropodobny: Imagine someone spent money on this instead of Pizza Tower.
ashteranic: radiation signs everywhere while you throw grenades around. reassuring
Walla_tv: i like the god rays coming through the walls
matthaus_c: they're all deaf and full of shrapnel
Foxmar320: omg
elkae: this is silly
Arazien: omg the light shafts are attached to the boxes
FlamingSpipernado: even if it was a dead end I bet it'd be packed with enemies XD
BloodnBullets: cant wait till you swing the katana once and everyone comes running
Oscelot: @Arazien *amazing*
matthaus_c: @Serifina yes
doubledbear: Gonna need more nades
Vilun: eh, are those radiation symbols on the containers in the corridor you've been lobbing like 40 grenades into?
KBKarma: @Serifina Yes
KBKarma: @Serifina Damnit!
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: "hay, do you hear something?"
Solipsody: Nice timing on that one.
RocknGrohlNerd: @Anubis169 what? can you speak up please :D
BrowneePoints: okay now hear me out
DigitalSeahorse: maybe we're deaf too
raulghoulia: this is actually really fun
Earthenone: every enemy is a weaping angel
Easilycrazyhat: I'm curious - does *their* gunfire draw attention, or is it just ours?
Makrosian_Tae: The positioning is so good, lol
matthaus_c: @KBKarma haha jinxed
Anubis169: lrrSPOOP MAHP?
Hangedman: i wonder if crouching makes you invisible
niccus: i have to imagine the author didn't even make the map
Foxmar320: Welcome to the Dude factory where we make lots of Dudes
Arazien: 10/10 game
Kelderan: Just. hanging out on the container...
malsareus: Is this what Overwatch looks like to Aliens?
TehAmelie: have we seen them see you from any great distance?
northos: have we tested if other guns attract attention?
kilnfiendpotter: I love how the wrapping on the katana handle looks like molded plastic. Primo Mall Sword Guy vibes!
TheMadPunter: @Earthenone NO thank you! 🤣
mountaindudepdx: Ah I see you're using KIDAR (Kinetic Detection and Ranging)
JessKay: their vision is based on sight
Khalahd: They may not have eyes, only ears for bullets
Anubis169: Their vision is based on muzzle flash
Easilycrazyhat: If you obscure their view with grenade debris, you can sneak up and shank them in the face.
Boopity: @niccus Oh I'm sure _everything_, including the code comes from premade assets or something
Arazien: Can you do anything with the green light lockers?
Wolfstrike_NL: "aa look, regular Dave is at his usual working position again, standing on top of a crate all day long holding a gun"
malsareus: Generic jump noise 3 I'd say
Kelderan: Guess we should have packed more nades
Darleysam: FPSjump.ogg
betweenmyself: Maybe cabinets with green dots have more grenades?
Earthenone: they can use doors?!
CataclysmicReverb: Quakey 2
Twilight_Spark: Reminds me of...Quake maybe?
Anubis169: oh so close
GhostValv: benginO7
Serifina: ahahaha
Foxmar320: Amazing attempt
Oscelot: @betweenmyself Non interactable sadly
TehAmelie: like if a guy sees you you can grenade them and probably not make them all angry
NewtyNewts: Y-y-y-you're toast
satyropodobny: Ai is being created live by chatGL
Khalahd: Shooter you can't shoot in
cuttlefishman: SUPER HOT
fiftymcnasty: I love a good tedious grenade game
Nigouki: man, remember how much fun L4D was to just pop zombie heads as they rush you?
TheWriterAleph: effed by the action economy again
Easilycrazyhat: Literally every mob on the map runs over as soon as you shoot a single shot XD
KBKarma: Yeah, every time you shoot someone, an enemy spawns behind the guy you shoot.
Charlie_Victor7: This is like Agatha Fisty trying to escape The Institute
NewtyNewts: Grab the wepon
Oscelot: If humans are good at anything, it's inventing games
Solipsody: The good game-jam version of this would definitely be a roguelike.
Sorator13: emergent gameplay!
matthaus_c: is this... emergent gameplay?
Vilun: Steam badly needs to adopt Mario Maker rules
Anubis169: in 2014 Alex's words, "I'm offended I'm getting better at this game!"
Laserbeaks_Fury: This is just Bomber Man
kilnfiendpotter: @Charlie_Victor7 YES.
TXC2: emergent gameplay Kappa
doubledbear: Ol' Tommy T probably made them Kappa Kappa Kappa
shurtal: but is it TUNED for lean?
Solipsody: What a shame they only drop useless guns and not more grenades.
Mushbie: "Milk toast. Milk toast"
Anubis169: it is!!!
northos: the control scheme might be an engine preset or something
Oscelot: @Charlie_Victor7 Oh gods I'd forgot about that XD It really is
t3h_f1gm3nt: oh god you're right
Foxmar320: That was such a good part
Anubis169: Fallout 4
Boopity: Lean is probably part of whatever control package they used
Gizmoloid: please check if swinging katana also aggros the entire map LUL
jessieimproved: that...went poorly
zed_alpha: What do you mean, G? A corner lean is gameplay, and it functions. Therefore!
GrassVortex: that part was great LUL
Oscelot: Spider faucet!
Tom_Bruise: What's gonna be the reward for beating this level?
DigitalSeahorse: lucidM0n
Tom_Bruise: Grenade Silencers?
Cephallope: Gameplay is when you make a game look like other games, right?
Koios7: succinHead succinHead succinHead
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: it was cozy
wench_tacular: it went poorly
malsareus: packed like sardines
FlamingSpipernado: hahaha\
Anubis169: One Punch Gran
t3h_f1gm3nt: good times
kilnfiendpotter: Agatha Fisty is still probably my favorite game playthrough
tyrsredritehand: Hilarity
TheDangerWaffle: OPE
accountmadeforants: It was fantastic though, peak wheelerHub
raulghoulia: well now I know what I'm rewatching after this
doubledbear: That playthrough was so funny
KBKarma: Buh-bye.
canoecrasher: Saw that one coming
MAPBoardgames: I don't think they ADDED corner lean. I think it was included by default.
TheAinMAP: Over and over and...
BrowneePoints: and that's when you hope to have a mini nuke
Scarbble: it was very *very* funny but did not work out well for agatha
RocknGrohlNerd: oh the fall out series was sooo good
Kelderan: Bonk
matthaus_c: I should rewatch Agatha Fisty
Hangedman: back to another day at the grenade factory
Mangledpixel: and you were on console, so no hacking your way out
mendokusai_jamesdean: Will Fistie be back?
Zath_: I believe this is what they call emergent gameplay Kappa
Rebornflames: does the katana lead to them all shooting too?
Critterbot: Weren't thinking.
MAPBoardgames: @LoadingReadyRun I really want to know if swinging the katana aggros them.
Rebornflames: or work like the grenade?
MarsIsDead: I have been rewatching Agatha recently and my kid is hooked on it...
Anubis169: what's the game called?
Sorator13: they absolutely spawn more enemies with each bullet fired
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CataclysmicReverb: Is spawning tied to framerate?
dtgill: Agatha Fisty is what got me watching LRR YouTube videos
NewtyNewts: I bet they were thinking 'Asset flip'
TXC2: that's some bad looking picatiny rail on that shotgun
Hangedman: my money is on Unreal
JessKay: sure
LurkerSpine: I wonder if it's Game Guru or something
niccus: i'd have to guess it's UE4, but who knows
accountmadeforants: Probably UE4? Might be Unity.
Violet__Violence: of course it is lmoa
TheWriterAleph: of course it is :)
doubledbear: What were the reviews on this Graham?
Violet__Violence: *lmao, too
Hangedman: specific lighting
Kelderan: Guess we gotta stick to pineapple today.
Oscelot: tab is... pause? what?
soulessgamer: I would guess Unity because the lighting isn't right for Unreal.
Oscelot: Doesn't sound like Unity defaults @accountmadeforants
MikoKisai: This is a Unity game, going by the file listing.
zed_alpha: Source?
bobthecoolman: is this the first level?
NewtyNewts: Bumrush one and swing?
Solipsody: Maybe this is just a super dark'n'gritty update of Bomberman.
TXC2: bobthecoolman yes
Oscelot: Oh well, I retract my statement then
margieargie: I think you can kill enough people here to make a firefight survivable?
Foxmar320: Yes first level
Dandinstorm12: Nade spam? Stalker?
Foxmar320: Game has no menu lol
niccus: swing at a wall
kilnfiendpotter: brb, must feed the child
Hangedman: the lighting isn't right for Unity either, but presumably that's because it's just copied from a sample pack
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Anubis169: Unity according to Chat
MAPBoardgames: This level is the Alpha and the Omega
kilnfiendpotter: LOL, there are levels?!
Oscelot: @kilnfiendpotter Good luck! Don't lose an arm! Kappa <3
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: can it also be the last level?
RaklarLS: it's a level
ValtheDrake: a pineapple a day keeps premade murdersoldiers away
Kelderan: with gameplay this dense you only need one level
satyropodobny: Local florida men chucks spicy kiwis at passerby
MikoKisai: There is only one level file in the game data.
Zalthia: No that Lighting looks pretty Unity. I'm guessing they used baked lighting.
Oscelot: Wow, that radius is a LOT larger than you'd think
Rhynerd: I’m kinda sad the katana doesn’t aggro. That would’ve been hilarious if they heard the air whoosh
TheSpindash: This Peggle remake seems to lose the charm of the original.
Oscelot: @MikoKisai Yeah, I'm not surprised in the least
Spades_Slicc: Oooh trash day!
JessKay: you're toast
kimmiekoneko: your toast, sir
Darleysam: "oh thank you, I love toast"
Oscelot: Yeah toast!
Zalthia: mmm toast
3cbb: what about my toast
Dandinstorm12: mmm could go for some toat
TehAmelie: no aggro though
Anaerin: What about my toast? Is it burned?
NewtyNewts: malltrash ninja katana
doubledbear: mmm toast
malsareus: your rom clearing method is very US police force
Dandinstorm12: *toast
betweenmyself: In my head canon this game is just a vehicle to showcase somebody’s voice acting skills, “You’re toast!” “You’re toast!” “You’re toast!”
Spades_Slicc: also if anyone's interested arena has a draft token for 10% off in the daily deals
sgowell: Yeah toast
viloke_virran: if them shooting summoned everyone, they'd be aggro'd from the start.
Eggmojii: I know there was a new Warframe patch today but this isn't what I expected
TXC2: turns out the Karate Sword isn't made for today's warfare :p
Kelderan: The poor soldiers are just trying to deliver your breakfast
3cbb: @Anaerin jinx lol
Anubis169: E?
ghyllnox: Katana run!
DanTheMediocre: "I can smell toast in here" "Jim I think you need medical attention"
LordZarano: It sucks but it *doesn't agro!*
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaHeal
MarsIsDead: Honestly, I am going to make toasted PB and J right now because of this
Tom_Bruise: the only thing that can rival the grenade in stealthiness; the sword
adambomb625: Fear the power of Nippon steel!
jessieimproved: I love how lackluster the sword strike animation is
adambomb625: Over 1000 folds!
Dandinstorm12: yikes
josh___something: Licks what?
NewtyNewts: 80 soldiers
ArisuGunplaSFW: oh noooo lolol
malsareus: kill it with fire
TehAmelie: did they playtest it with godmode on? like, how
fiftymcnasty: The game never stops playing itself
wench_tacular: you can never leave
TheWriterAleph: game lives in RAm forever
JessKay: quitting the game aggros them
Dandinstorm12: a game being bad on garbage day?
GrassVortex: There is no escape :D
Sorator13: LUL
Coloneljesus: new computer virus: just gun noises
TemporallyAwry: Yeah, maybe it was 80 dudes PrideShrug
Vilun: Oh I get it, it's a new take on Sisyphus
Laserbeaks_Fury: it 80 dudes
Kelderan: 80 soldiers escape
saucemaster5000: It's coming from inside the moonbase
DoodlestheGreat: We hope
Solipsody: Remember the '80s, when everything was grenades and katanas? Actually that sounds about right...
KBKarma: Alex's braces are getting chroma keyed.
Eggmojii: wow one game down and its only been 20 mins
DangerDiabolik: you should have just left it for the rest of the stream
Anubis169: sorry what?
corefluxx: There was a distinct lack of Miami Chic for it to be a game about the 80s
wench_tacular: good name
Jay_Blanc: I mean, someone does need to make a *good* version of this game now.
viloke_virran: It's probably 80s escape because there's 80s of them.
Dandinstorm12: excellent
JessKay: gesundheit
Violet__Violence: those are words
malsareus: excuse you?
jessieimproved: That's an ambitious name for something no one knows
Kelderan: That was words
satyropodobny: It's the mystery of the Druuuds
GrassVortex: O_o
NewtyNewts: Or maybe you're lucky to live for 80 seconds
Anubis169: Hello 2002
BigDaddyBland87: please don't reap my essense
aitsu100: oh no
ryuhimora: Did Graham just have stroke
Dandinstorm12: booo
margieargie: Oh, I'm glad I had "nonsensical game name" on my bingo card for this game
jessieimproved: sweet, character selection
MAPBoardgames: Gender: NOODLE!
Pyroxx___: so wide
JessKay: Exit Female
CodeIndigo: that guy has problems in his groinal area
Vilun: 6/7 of that title is words
Kelderan: Did graham have a seizure or say the game title?
Coloneljesus: EXIT FEMALE
MrQBear: STrenght
Oscelot: @Eggmojii we've gone through two so far
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Nigouki: "Exit female" already did that 35 years ago
Rebornflames: why was that guy making sweet love to a crystal
Violet__Violence: strenght
kaynSD: Pretty sure I saw that logo on terrible PS1 rpg games
Sorator13: "Strenght"
RaklarLS: the what now
NimrodXIV: Strenght
TehAmelie: you can import. . .a jpg?
Tom_Bruise: Paste DEFAULT
NewtyNewts: Inteligence
Scarbble: love to buff my strenght
ValtheDrake: is "exit female" a poor English for "birth"?
YareNiDaze: Oh that was someone trying to make a Tales of logo, wasn't it?
elkae: Exit Female
jessieimproved: I are very strenght
adambomb625: Name: Agatha Fisty
Eggmojii: @Oscelot incredible
Laserbeaks_Fury: Are the Strenghts okay?
malsareus: wait is this THACO?
Solipsody: Inteligence with one L.
Sorator13: One L in Inteligence
viloke_virran: the 'gh' is pronounced like an f.
Dandinstorm12: keep rollin'
Inari_Kitsune: you can import a picture?
JessKay: detect tramps
Dandinstorm12: uhhh
EvilBadman: nah what's your inteligence
aClonedPickle: Scynthe
MAPBoardgames: BINGO!!!
MikoKisai: Scynthe.
Earthenone: Scynthe
Anubis169: LOL
Eggmojii: SCYNTHE
Khalahd: Ooooh detect tramps!
TXC2: Tramps!
NewtyNewts: Scynthe
Dandinstorm12: guys
Sorator13: Scynthe
CataclysmicReverb: Scynthe
TehAmelie: scynthe!
Scarbble: gotta detect tramps
Anubis169: Detect Tramps
MrQBear: Scynthe!
CompSciJedi: SCYNTHE
AugmentingPath: Detect Tramps!
Tom_Bruise: Scynthe?
YareNiDaze: 420, my dude.
ValtheDrake: Scynthe
Laserbeaks_Fury: 420 points
Dandinstorm12: detect tramps
Jay_Blanc: Go all in on Detect Tramps.
Kelderan: CrossBow
jessieimproved: oh no
Zalthia: ohh noooo
DoodlestheGreat: I can put a lotta points into my blunts.
corefluxx: FOCUS!!!!
Eggmojii: 240i
Rebornflames: Wow such texture
Valbatross_: this is just the character creator for Baldur's Gate but designed by a fish
NightValien28: great font
offbeatwitch: sir your scroll is out of focus
Zalthia: That resolution
WetPaperSack: Focus, please
Darleysam: Skip Childhood would be some good advice
CodeIndigo: the prophecy has been blurfilled
jessieimproved: ooooh my eyeeeees
Coloneljesus: oh god, Oracle. we're gonna get sued!
Kelderan: Just casually skip your childhood
Sorator13: I'm sorry, why is the intro text in 180p?
Tom_Bruise: Setbenil, or Setkenil, I can't tell
josh___something: Got any more of them pixels
TheWriterAleph: this HAS to be a joke, right? ...right??
taeasakura: wait what
Aingidh: Font plz
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Octo these huge grapes aren't that sweet
taeasakura: this is definitely a tone shift
Eggmojii: hahahaha
Solipsody: Can you lend us a blunt, mate? I'll pay you back tomorrow, I'm scynthed today.
Jadenim: You gotta stand back for that one
malsareus: have 1 birth
vensers_lab_tech: Mount and Blade?
saucemaster5000: Thank you for the birth
Hangedman: the grid in the screenshot
YareNiDaze: Mark and Dylan, perfectly good fantasy names!
nyoomgoom: when you reap the essence (image of person w their hands on their cheeks with a serene expression on their face dot jpg)
FlamingSpipernado: oh no
AugmentingPath: Like to see a city on a grid plan
GhostValv: lrrSPOOP
jessieimproved: Wait, did my mother dying spawn me?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Dylan, you sonofabitch
Dandinstorm12: wait
MAPBoardgames: I got an "obligatory skill system" and BINGO!
CataclysmicReverb: "skip childhood" ... so already one up on fallout 3
FlamingSpipernado: oh no no
Darleysam: or the name of a Qwerpline character: Skip Childhood here with the weather
TehAmelie: all of this is just Baldur's Gate, so far
warpstonewarlock: Holy...
AkiraBalance27: no reason why, he just did
Tempest2097: Erudit?
Oddities_Collector: wait wasnt that the oblivion theme when the text was on the screen
ValtheDrake: steps in the game so far 1) exit female, 2) be good with scynthe, 3) skip childhood
josh___something: "Took over"?!
kusinohki: so which is better, lens 1 or lens 2...
TXC2: Strong English as a 3rd language vibes here
BrindleBoar: Good god.
Anubis169: hahahahaha
LadyLockwood92: The Cross has a grid. Good to know how far you can move.
zed_alpha: This is someone's D&D game that they tried to make into a crappy computer game. Calling it now.
corefluxx: Love that the town conveniently installed a grid graph
Dandinstorm12: the imperium of man?
rustenskurk: Making a guess here: I think the devs of this played Baldur's Gate
Kelderan: What's punctuation?
ShaneLeeAtk: So... William Faulkner wrote this.
satyropodobny: The coma shortage affected all of us.
Emergent_OS: Dave’s Storytelling Emporium
DoodlestheGreat: That's a Bulwar-Lytton competitor.
Coloneljesus: nice hat
elkae: this is just going to kill what's left of G's voice
offbeatwitch: youve got homework? gross
kilnfiendpotter: Wait, we're 11?!
TehAmelie: ooh, but it's BG in first person
Anaerin: I've heard of a run-on sentence, but that was a marathon-on sentence.
MAPBoardgames: So infant you and your 1-year-old brother were left to survive on your own?
ValtheDrake: camera, plz
CodeIndigo: I keep hearing this kind of awful narration in the Spokeman voice
Vilun: are you a wall?
Astra7525: I thought we skipped childhood?
Oscelot: Starting off strong, seeing the top of the level...
viloke_virran: Is this pokemon?
Eggmojii: no ill bring my scynthe
Coloneljesus: we ARE the childhoof
EvilBadman: Even in perfect fantasy world, fucking homework?
elkae: catboys?
DanTheMediocre: not your scenptre?
JessKay: do not show your sceptre to kids
Aingidh: Showing your sceptre to kids is inappropriate.
richard_ermen: So...Trash Baldurs Gate?
wench_tacular: are we very small, or is the house huge?
MAPBoardgames: Character name is 'Player' despite you naming it.
malsareus: so we have a mystery sceptre
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Anubis169: I love you have the same sway animation
doubledbear: Is this like the sims? they're so small
raulghoulia: well spoken for an eleven year old
Anubis169: Welcome raiders!
interiorexplosion: Why are your idle animations synced?
Tom_Bruise: Thanks, Dylan
jessicaengle: o/ raiders
Kelderan: Quite an angle
betweenmyself: Those some smol childrens
TXC2: Hello Raiders
Anaerin: I showed you my sceptre please respond.
TotallyNotaBeholder: Zoinks
elkae: hello raiders!
Coloneljesus: psycho mantis?
corefluxx: NOT A THIEF
TheDangerWaffle: LOL
Makrosian_Tae: uhhhhh
CodeIndigo: you know why G
emberBecky: oh my
Dandinstorm12: so yeah basically Bauldur's Gate
GhostValv: lrrSPOOP
elkae: oh my
CodeIndigo: or that
Dandinstorm12: dang
Kelderan: Well that's a name
kimmiekoneko: remember your best friend, fred?
BigDaddyBland87: ahh my nickname in college
zed_alpha: Because his hands are always cold, Graham. He's got a condition! It's not his fault he can't find mittens in his size!
Scarbble: i was so sad when frederick briskfingers got incinerated after season 2 of blaseball
Mai_Andra: His hands are cold.
rustenskurk: Oh no it's kender
ValtheDrake: I didn't know Kathleen named NPCs for this game
TheDangerWaffle: BIG UM
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raulghoulia: that's brisk baby
Laserbeaks_Fury: But the ladies LOVE him
kilnfiendpotter: I deeply regret not naming my kid Briskfingera
undecided44: he does lose magic and card tri ks
aClonedPickle: Fredloop
Aingidh: His fingers are...refreshingly...brisk?
Dandinstorm12: oh no
NewtyNewts: It's the Sims!
TheDangerWaffle: Reminds me of runescape
Coloneljesus: diablo controls
shamblingkrenshar: Ohhhh nooooooo
Anubis169: oh boy we're gonna be here a while
Drasvin: Isometric RPG
MrQBear: Oh, it's Neverwinter Nights!
MrQBear: I love this game!
grgriffin3: Oh, this kinda game
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: why do they look like dolls
northos: sure is a homebrew waypoint movement system
Dandinstorm12: Brother
MrAyeAxe: It's like Neverwinter Nights declared bankruptcy
Earthenone: Fred?
flouncy_magooo: Is this Neverwinter Nope?
CodeIndigo: More like Baldur's Taint
Anubis169: MrQBear: it's just 'Never'
Forgebold: Neverwinter Nights at home
wench_tacular: so thirsty
Dandinstorm12: ahahahaha
Eggmojii: ahhahahahas
corefluxx: Find and steel the Septra
koodooman: LUL
Pteraspidomorphi: Is that your little, much larger brother?
GDwarble: The pulsing cyan circle around is is somewhat disconcerting
Tom_Bruise: Boy, Dink Smallwood's different from what I remember
Scarbble: ahaha
richard_ermen: Why is the lighting soooo terrible?
Hangedman: Sometimessummer Days
YareNiDaze: the FUCKING TTS
RealGamerCow: I'm always thirsty
Violet__Violence: oh no it's tts
Darleysam: oh no way Diablo 4's out?
Solipsody: That's a big table.
DanTheMediocre: I love how the 11yo's are just half-size speedy adults
laundreydhull: how often do these watch+play entries manage to have voicelines in them?
Makrosian_Tae: DAYUM
DigitalSeahorse: wrist fingers or breast fingers?
Oscelot: This character portrait looks like william defoe
AtomicAlchemical: Wow, Runescae has not aged well I see
ashteranic: Getting extreme NWN knockoff vibes here
koodooman: GOTY every year
Dandinstorm12: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Wolfstrike_NL: So thirsty
djalternative: oh. these aren't child models! these are just smaller-scaled adult models!!!!!
TheThirdTail: great conversation starter
Pyroxx___: Is it just me or does the point you are moving to have collision?
elkae: the proportions!
KBKarma: That guy is just a text to speech with a robe!
Gizmoloid: do we... COLLIDE with destination marker???
NewtyNewts: Someone sounds a little THIRSTY!
LurkerSpine: that furniture is ginormous
Gizmoloid: LUL
zed_alpha: Y'know...out of all the things to do badly, an Ultima/Baldur's Gate/Neverwinter Nights/Icewind Dale/et al. -style game is a lot more creative than the other stuff we see on this show.
mwlsn: What is this frame rate
Violet__Violence: why is everything so big lmao
satyropodobny: Based wizard sigma male
Eggmojii: why does the movement have a ramping animation?
Rebornflames: wow such game
MrQBear: @Anubis169 Never Nights is honestly not a bad name for a game, I presume itw ould be a cheap vampire-themed game though. :p
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I love a peasant house with 16 foot ceilings
MrVirite: a child, or a person scaled down?
Solipsody: That's a big bed. Or are you just tiny? Are you malnourished?
MAPBoardgames: Just remember: Fireball in every slot.
Coloneljesus: this harry potter doesn't have very good graphics
DigitalSeahorse: old ones are less up to date tho
Zalthia: RuneScape?
DennyMcG: this building and furniture, has some interesting scale
vensers_lab_tech: Getting real Ever Jane vibes from the graohics
Sorator13: I like how you're in a black void
canoecrasher: Can you rotate the camera?
Easilycrazyhat: Dude's a straight up teacher in 2023. "Anyone else thirsty for knowledge, fellow kids?"
ghyllnox: I am Always thirsty for Knowledge
KBKarma: He's a text to speech!
Keab42: The scale is really odd
jessieimproved: t really makes it feel like a doll house
Anubis169: why is there a...
Arazien: Our house! In the middle of the V O I D
Dandinstorm12: because
DoodlestheGreat: Can you change the camera angle a little?
MehallD: Why do we live in THE VOID
Anubis169: is that a viewport line?
YareNiDaze: Oh god, I can't unhear the fucking Kermit voice!
rustenskurk: Can you turn the camera?
MehallD: damnit arazien, I was typing
Oscelot: Claustrophobia or the void of space?
Invitare: no no no Jordan Peterson sounds like an AI doing Kermit's voice
elkae: ah, scenic Subocean Central, on the Void
Eggmojii: thats not jordan peterson, thats varg
corefluxx: Don't need to pay the bots for voice work i guess
Crokoking: why did they not fully voice it if it's TTS anyway
Sorator13: Is Aurelius searching for books inside the school? Has he checked the bookshelf?
Tempest2097: Nah that's just bad TTS
Solipsody: So thirsty for knowledge.
matthaus_c: knowing what Jordan Peterson sounds like must be such a curse
ValtheDrake: I'm always thirsty, for knowledge
Coloneljesus: don't forgetti the forseti
BrindleBoar: that's not all he's thirsty for Kappa
TehAmelie: this house isn't entirely terribly designed, at least
Dandinstorm12: we now have a book
TheMerricat: I'm fairly certain that's one of the bog standard TTS voices you get on Windows.
betweenmyself: Aurelius got that thirst
Reecer6: wow, just like in a flash game
KBKarma: I think that's a default text to speech voice.
Arazien: @MehallD We share the one brain cell
richard_ermen: So basically a very bad trash Neverwinter Nights
elkae: erm
rustenskurk: If this is like NWN (and it is) maybe you can turn the camera by holding down middle mouse
GDwarble: Y'know, Neverwinter Nights looked better than this, and it's...20 years old now?
Athelgar: is that a whole lobe of white pixels just about at lower 3rd?
Kelderan: Uhhhhhh\
Astra7525: ehehehe
Dandinstorm12: uhhhh
WearingCats_CwC: I'm just hoping for Dagoth Ur voice
mwlsn: It’s purgatory outside
Eggmojii: Aurelius Spokesman
laundreydhull: @solipsody oh no, this is the Giant's Keep. they're in a Jack & The Beanstalk sequence LUL
MAPBoardgames: I don't want to touch this guy's "magic staff"
ArisuGunplaSFW: thank youuuu
Pyroxx___: yeah, why does the destination point have collision?
Dandinstorm12: bro
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YareNiDaze: @matthaus_c Yes and no, because once you do you can just picture Kermit being a bigot and it's way funnier to make fun of him.
Twilight_Spark: Why can't I pet the cheese?
malsareus: no interactable cheese 0/10
KBKarma: Is that a bathroom? Thing?
Invitare: only thirsty for knowledge, not cheese
AugmentingPath: can you pet the cheese?
Foxmar320: This is a strange Sims mod
undecided44: is that painting in minecraft?
Dromos_GHG: Can’t pet cheese?
rustenskurk: Try holding down middle mouse?
EvilBadman: I love that you collide with the click points
corefluxx: Why is the bathroom right next to the kitchen?
Zalthia: I hate that snap your character does when they stop moving
DigitalSeahorse: katesOld remember Book It?
steelfox13: You can't pet the cheese? bullshit
soulessgamer: That stutter when you reach the destination is ugh.
grgriffin3: The Cheese is Not Interactable is my The Cheese Stands Alone-focused deck name
KBKarma: Childhood == tutorial.
ThorSokar: more importantly is there a dog and can you pet it?
Eggmojii: whats this shit called again?
ValtheDrake: precedes by "exit female" button, don't forget
MAPBoardgames: You're 11 now. No longer a child.
malsareus: some people would pay good money for a skip childhood button
Astra7525: How are you larger than your gnome friend fred?
nyoomgoom: reminded me of that news screenshot where the ticker line was like "jorge wants to be hardcore but his mom won't let him" but in spanish
TXC2: boy I sure can have used that button IRL :p
Dandinstorm12: what
ValtheDrake: *preceded
KBKarma: The camera is a physics object!
Keab42: Real life needs a "skip childhood" button
Hangedman: oh no
YareNiDaze: @MAPBoardgames Pokemon logic.
DoodlestheGreat: If only we all had a "skip childhood" button.
Invitare: it's a suprise
doubledbear: They did just sell a neverwinter mod huh.
Dandinstorm12: a quest of mystery?
Oscelot: @corefluxx So horrifying bit of trivia for you: That actually was pretty common until the 1920s or so x.X
Jay_Blanc: Maybe when the Game says 'Go Play Outside' it means 'Turn off computer, touch grass, don't expose yourself to the rest of this'.
Gekyouryuu: @wearingcats_cwc I've not played Morrowind, but I can't stop listening to Dagothwave
MrVirite: is that edge scrolling?
NewtyNewts: Oh boy, mouse to edge of screen to move
Anubis169: so we can teleport?
LadyLockwood92: Cutscene?
Mangledpixel: ah, mouse to the edge of the screen to scroll, it seems
GrassVortex: cutscenes! :D
KBKarma: That's Fred!
Solipsody: This is an amazingly ambitious migraine. I mean game.
Tempest2097: Oh my god
koodooman: farfaY ????
Astra7525: oh geeeeez
Kelderan: Scuse?
Foxmar320: Game "The Essence Reaper Ritual"
Eggmojii: oh fguck yessssss
matthaus_c: look at him neck
Laserbeaks_Fury: IT'S A LITTLE GNOME!
grgriffin3: Pardon?
Angreed66: The head neck proportions
DanTheMediocre: Our BOY!
Walla_tv: why is his face like that?
Dandinstorm12: oof
Tempest2097: His head is so BIG
doubledbear: His head is so biiiig
RealGamerCow: What him head do?
MAPBoardgames: No my Bussness
AugmentingPath: not my bussinesses
fiftymcnasty: Ok, I don't like that gnome either now
CodeIndigo: Oh boy, playing in the empty field of destiny!
EvilBadman: not my bussiness
KBKarma: The portrait for the woman at the back is different from the model!
Darleysam: oh, they modelled Frederick in Elder Scrolls 4
asthanius: Is this Big Mouth?
Dandinstorm12: later nerds
Coloneljesus: why does she look like a wow character?
Tempest2097: The modeling is so fuckin terrfying
northos: Kira's portrait looks like it's from another game
Eggmojii: his head is big because he is a kleptomaniac and stole all the other kids head mass
aggrocrow: Big Head and Smol Face
Sorator13: okay but did you steal something from him, Fred?
Athelgar: just a single guy with DK mode one
MAPBoardgames: Time for murder!
Sorator13: I have to ask
Oscelot: Dear gods that is a thicc neck
Astra7525: his head is wider than his hips
Shadowsoflife: @corefluxx Didn't think my house was that old
JessKay: his neck's so vascular
Khalahd: Schoolyard brawlll
ghyllnox: His arms too
Coloneljesus: oh no1 the tunnel snakes!
Hangedman: this isn't a bad excuse for a combat tutorial. it worked for Final Fantasy Tactics Advance's snowball fight
Dandinstorm12: thanks npc
matthaus_c: head and shoulders above Morrowind
TSSaloic: NPC
canoecrasher: Did anyone clip the expressions when the katana came out?
offbeatwitch: NPC
3cbb: is that the tiktok voice
TehAmelie: i think if i was a reviewer i'd give this 5/10. seems like half of a game
doubledbear: Why is Vriska hanging out with preyton
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Frederick I know you're a gnome but you might have hydrocephalus or something
Sorator13: LUL
satyropodobny: Discount Bin Malfoy
Anubis169: so he's actually a klepto
rustenskurk: It's a kender!
Tangsm: Oh, we get to learn the combat system by beating up children?
EvilBadman: Briskfingers has DK Mode active
Dandinstorm12: myLord your dinner
KBKarma: I think the portrait for the catgirl was stolen from somewhere. It's higher quality than the rest of the portraits.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Legally Distinct Tasslehoff
red_shoes_jeff: Fred's JACKED, what's he worried about these kids for?
Coloneljesus: this game would be so much more graceful if it was made with RPG Maker
BrindleBoar: F
Eggmojii: wait there is a catgirl?
Dandinstorm12: uh
Foxmar320: ded
GrassVortex: ???
TheThirdTail: DED
grgriffin3: Oh
Zalthia: ???
GhostValv: benginO7
Dandinstorm12: lrrEFF
Sorator13: ????
Oscelot: Uhh
Aenir798: ???
offbeatwitch: LMAO
CptMurphey: rip
elkae: rip?
TheDangerWaffle: WAIT WHAT
Amentur: sammytHuh
elkae: tqsRIP
DanTheMediocre: omg they killed us
MAPBoardgames: RIP
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: wat
Astra7525: Moster Factory: "No middle sliders!"
ValtheDrake: whut? o.0
Darleysam: wow, Dylan was the cardiac people
MAPBoardgames: duskvRip
Dandinstorm12: get dominated
KBKarma: Preyton fucking murdered you at range.
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shurtal: Dylan, you sonnuvabeetch
Walla_tv: demons?
TXC2: or do we have horns now
Solipsody: The narrator is a moues girl?
Coloneljesus: childhood SKIPPED
KBKarma: Oh, evil demon lady.
grgriffin3: Oh boy, time to make a pact with a demon!
Anubis169: isn't it unintelligible?
Shadowsoflife: what?
PixelArtDragon: Is this an isekai?
DigitalSeahorse: lol
TehAmelie: haha, cardiac people
KBKarma: Sceptre!
grgriffin3: Alex.
matthaus_c: humanoide-alike
malsareus: we're being compleated
Zalthia: Just like Dack Fayden
Solipsody: Oh those are horns.
offbeatwitch: beer
Violet__Violence: alex lmao
KBKarma: Scetpre!
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: you wake up in jail in cyrodill. a man approaches your cell, it is Patrick Stewart, he needs your help
Sorator13: humanoide-alike
CodeIndigo: So basically get beat up by bullies, discover your warlock patron?
Dandinstorm12: @grgriffin3 or anything at this point
ghyllnox: LUL
notthepenguins: "here bro have a cold one"
Anubis169: Get your mind out of the gutter and into the sewer pipe
offbeatwitch: wOOP
NewtyNewts: scynthe?
RealGamerCow: Charlie Horse! *whack*
Dandinstorm12: sproing
KBKarma: No combat animations. Ho ho ho.
DanTheMediocre: the kip up
MAPBoardgames: Fight! Fight! Fight!
kilnfiendpotter: Fred Briskfingers sounds like a Jeskai walker
DigitalSeahorse: defence yourself
DigitalSeahorse: katesRaid katesFight
JessKay: his face is pail
Dandinstorm12: his face pailed
hold_no_carter: Graham making the classic mistake of drinking during W+P dialogue
Jethrain: his face is bucket
offbeatwitch: "That thing drinks blood" normal thing to assume
Eggmojii: I will not tell the clerics!
notthepenguins: get bodied by a magic stick
Foxmar320: yesssssss
malsareus: chaos
Oscelot: chaos chaos chaos
BigDaddyBland87: welp
CodeIndigo: We came here to choose chaos
Drasvin: Chaos!
RealGamerCow: CHOWS
Elsenova_: chaos!
DanTheMediocre: CHAUS
grgriffin3: For Khorne!
TheThirdTail: Chows
Eggmojii: BOOM
Makrosian_Tae: CHOWS
notthepenguins: "I am against them!"
MAPBoardgames: You've got a blood-engorged scepter in your hand!
Wolfstrike_NL: There was only 1 option
Easilycrazyhat: kill the children!
Dandinstorm12: I am against them
DigitalSeahorse: chaos.
nyoomgoom: wheeze
NewtyNewts: Oh no.
Oscelot: What the... wow
malsareus: we're 11
GhostValv: benginChaos
Angnor33: C H A O S
margieargie: Are we the baddies?
Zalthia: you are 11
Oscelot: We're *11*
NewtyNewts: Chaos stupid.
JessKay: oh you're a libertarian
ValtheDrake: the rule is to always choose chaos!
Shadowsoflife: CHAOS
DigitalSeahorse: katesJam
CodeIndigo: "And I Am 11 saying this!"
elkae: i can't PrideLaugh
jessicaengle: We're not a part of the system
Dandinstorm12: didn't you have that option Alex
YareNiDaze: I'm 11 and this is deep.
TXC2: Social Darwinism! yay :(
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I mean it works for libertarians...
WearingCats_CwC: You're a very opinionated 11 year old
LadyLockwood92: Did we name our character Yennifer?
Dandinstorm12: CN boooooo
Jay_Blanc: This is why you shouldn't let your children read 'Fountainhead'.
Eggmojii: Kicked in the stomach and I have awoken a hardline anarchist
Astra7525: ah yes.. the two alignments: Pope benevolent the third or murderhobo
ArkhamArchivist: Fuck the church, here's 95 reasons why
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: for varying definitions of "work"
CodeIndigo: There is no "good" in this game
Dandinstorm12: we out
Eggmojii: and my scynthe drinks blood
Easilycrazyhat: English is hard, ok
asthanius: Benign or Invasive alignment
ThorSokar: screw it, drink his blood!
CodeIndigo: In more sense than one
Anubis169: There's barely any "game" in this game
doubledbear: Benignvelont
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: @jay_blanc same wavelength 😅
jessicaengle: Standing in a field simulator.
KBKarma: Bottom of the laneway, don't set foot on the property.
TSSaloic: @ArkhamArchivist Posted to the first Catholic Church you find.
ZeroArcana: look, do you expect the person who made this game knows what words mean
grgriffin3: GAH
viloke_virran: @doubledbear Benignviolent?
satyropodobny: WHY
Dandinstorm12: yikes
Stratavarius: Fredcam
koodooman: fred jumpscare
wench_tacular: jlrrNo jlrrNo jlrrNo
Sorator13: AHH
Spluuga: Ben-ign-ign-ign
Eggmojii: thats Rich Piana
Karvamammutti: I was just about to head to bed but dogshit games always trumps sleep.
Dandinstorm12: we have a hud
Oscelot: nonononono
undecided44: laws? naw, they are only limits placed on our ability to attain a perfect state of being by those who are afraid of our potential!
MikoKisai: Fred, please
EvilBadman: FRED unlocked DK mode
fiftymcnasty: At least you wernt Fred
Tom_Bruise: Fred, can you stop looking like a weird scrotum?
elkae: i'm laughing so hard halp
Aingidh: Gonna need a lie down after that one, jaysus
CodeIndigo: Okay, so bootleg Hogwarts here
rustenskurk: As someone who grew up on Neverwinter Nights, I'm finding the fact someone made this kinda endaering. It seems more like a passion project than cash grab.
Juliamon: Can we get a clean shot of Fred's head? For, uh, no reason
KBKarma: Big Head mode!
red_shoes_jeff: I am VERY certain Fred is not a child.
jessicaengle: He looks like Hoggle
DanTheMediocre: not everyone can be as cute as Fred
malsareus: this 11 year sure has opinions
matthaus_c: I want this person to write CYOA books
RealGamerCow: The lean when they turn!!!
Wolfstrike_NL: wasd controls instead of mouse clicking now?
NewtyNewts: Is this now tank-controls?
HIYgamer: Tip for game designers: If your models look like this, try zooming the camera out
Oscelot: our lower lip is somehow being changed when we're moving
Laserbeaks_Fury: Veronica Mars: The Early Years
EvilBadman: Oh like Dragon Age?
GrassVortex: oh no, it really wantd to be The Witcher
elkae: why are we SO smol
Anubis169: Your ponytail may also double as a coat hook
NewtyNewts: Monty on the run?
Creideiki_SE: @rustenskurk The main menu had an entry for "backers". I'm afraid to look.
Jadenim: I mean that control shift is pretty clever
elkae: that door is hugay
theymerLoviatar: o snap, garbo!
Dandinstorm12: @rustenskurk yeah if I tried to make NWN and English wasn't my first language I'd probanly make something like this
KBKarma: See. Camera is a physics object.
Solipsody: I've gotta look away for while.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Camera, go home, you're drunk
Jadenim: For a hot steaming pile of garbage
TSSaloic: What proportions are the people in this world?
sheer_falacy: what is wrong with that guy's head
DoodlestheGreat: That's some serious camera work.
malsareus: but are they tank controls?
LadyGrey21: Did someone try to turn their D&D warlock into a game because some one told them "if you want to hog the story write a book"
TXC2: this is not a camera, this is a motion sickness device :p
ScrapyardGhostTrain: @rustenskurk The thing is, NWN is still better than this. And had the toolset to let you make this, but better. :p
kilnfiendpotter: I see the architecture is just like Feudal Japan!
theymerLoviatar: @TSSaloic yes
KBKarma: Other bed.
Oscelot: lol @kilnfiendpotter
MAPBoardgames: This IS a Dragon Age knockoff
RealGamerCow: Look, it's the Ugly Kid Gang
Dandinstorm12: ok cool
offbeatwitch: 10 years later
Anubis169: and we went to bed for 10 years
Coloneljesus: among us sound?
KBKarma: A narrator!
3cbb: among us?
Sorator13: @kilnfiendpotter *Futile
NightValien28: DAMN glow up
Dandinstorm12: surely
ValtheDrake: touched a book, hurt some people, chose my placement on the alingnment grid, sounds like a full day of work
Tempest2097: Why high heels though
accountmadeforants: i see someone's played Fable
WetPaperSack: Can we go back and skip our childhood now?
AussieBrainDoc: I have to admit this camera is making me motion sick!
Anubis169: Dungeon Keeper?
shurtal: love me some royalty free sounds
Dandinstorm12: you tell em
CataclysmicReverb: Neverwinter is my guess
sheer_falacy: look on the bright side, it has a button to skip, that's better than some AAA games
theymerLoviatar: sure is booba in here
Walla_tv: thats from wow 100%
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunFoam
TheSpindash: So to be clear, this is pre-rendered, right?
TheDangerWaffle: lmao
Coloneljesus: that's definitely wow armor
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: this is some 2001 cgi
doubledbear: Yeah this looks like neverwinter
Anubis169: bahahaha
KV1NN4: was that dialogue clipped ont he side?
Dandinstorm12: welcome to the bone throne
Tangsm: He looks really happy to be there.
KBKarma: Ah, text-to-speech again.
YareNiDaze: Skulls for the Skull throne!
KV1NN4: Lexa?
JessKay: it's morabin time
matthaus_c: it's morabin' time
kilnfiendpotter: hashtag woke up like this
anyavamps: oh i got up to get a snack and find...this
ghyllnox: We morbin!
accountmadeforants: Morrigus' Temp
A_Dub888: It's Morabin' Time!
YareNiDaze: Yes Lord Vader.
Anubis169: Speak up!
Oscelot: Is her name *literally* Alexa?
MenomeAlice: Ben Stiller Has Joined The Party
zed_alpha: There is a lot of effort on display, at least
KBKarma: The easy way to get VA work for your game.
Sorator13: "temply"
fiftymcnasty: Is he on the phone?
josh___something: And he morabed everywhere
red_shoes_jeff: WHAT?
Anubis169: Speak up! Can't hear a thing behind that mask
Dandinstorm12: send help
Tempest2097: God the TTS is so bad
CodeIndigo: Voice Cast: Literally Just Tiktok
malsareus: is he a decepticon? he talks like 1
Laserbeaks_Fury: Morabin' Time
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: ma'am that is too many proper nouns
asthanius: I love the green checkered tavlecloth
taeasakura: CAN YOU SPEAK UP?
offbeatwitch: why is this in 4:3
sheer_falacy: This is a reminder to put backgrounds on your subtitles so they don't blend in with your white floor and white skeleton
Zalthia: I like the table cloth
Darleysam: now I've been hearing voice actors complain about AI being used to steal their jobs, but I just don't believe it's happening Kappa
MAPBoardgames: Her armor must protect her a ton for how much it doesn't cover
Coloneljesus: oh, is this a PSX game?
accountmadeforants: True cinematic 4:3
NewtyNewts: That's some strong letterboxing.
YareNiDaze: @Coloneljesus No... this is on Steam.
HIYgamer: I love the high contrast font colour
kilnfiendpotter: I thought that was a billiards table
Dandinstorm12: this is why you have a textbox children, so people can read your subtitles
Walla_tv: flashbacks have a differest aspect ratio?
Tom_Bruise: I feel like this game is somewhere between Morrowind and Dink Smallwood
grgriffin3: Dammit Graham
theymerLoviatar: Hey, at least both the undead and the lady have super low-cut pants!
TSSaloic: Microsoft SAM getting VO work
TXC2: !clips
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Scarbble: hahah
DigitalSeahorse: talking without tongue or lips or teeth
Dandinstorm12: Damnit G
AdamYMHMI: Stephen Hawking just disappears into this role.
Oscelot: *snerk*
TheAinMAP: That's a nice green tablecloth in this dark dungeon.
Crad0k: graham, no
offbeatwitch: it's morabin' time
Foxmar320: Yessssss Graham
Tempest2097: Graham YES
sheer_falacy: inmortality
JessKay: I'm glad we're all on the same page here
Karvamammutti: Oh no, not the morabin time
Jay_Blanc: No, now they'll make another one because of the Meme!
grgriffin3: I'm in mortality right now
sentientstump73: is this skyrim?
TehAmelie: my favorite part is that table that looks ripped from Spud
LadyLockwood92: You're done for Anti-Morab. I've summoned my Morab orb. The most deadly red ball in the galaxy.
malsareus: just remember chat, through LRR we paid actual money for this
BusTed: Maybe it's the dev.
red_shoes_jeff: I am INMORTAL! *dies*
Jobot180: Not just Famous, Infamous!
LurkerSpine: I'm actually impressed with the graphics on this
NewtyNewts: They deleted the voicefile
DanTheMediocre: he's very quiet
EvilBadman: <A crescendo> "Is this amogus?"
Jethrain: head and shoulders above skyrim
Aenir798: He doesn't get TTS because he's about to die
RealGamerCow: We should cherish this voice acting before shitty game makers start buying AI-created voices stolen from VO actors without their consent
YareNiDaze: Because he got Darth Vader impression instead.
undecided44: in-mortality =/= non-mortality
kaziel0: We have Skyrim at home.
grgriffin3: This is Two Worlds 3
Darleysam: yo is that guy pogging?
Tempest2097: Just Morabbin every day
satyropodobny: dark lord's helmet doubles as a bird house, 10/10 goty
rustenskurk: Can we turn up game volume a little?
offbeatwitch: more or less bugs than skyrim?
Dandinstorm12: crap, I picked inmortality? I knew I should have brought a lawyer
elkae: we've heard this music before and these assets are definitely purchased wholesale
KBKarma: Undead is about to happen. Neat.
TemporallyAwry: The Skyrim deMake PridePog
jessicaengle: Skyrin
matthaus_c: you know, surprisingly close to Daggerfall
Anubis169: Graham: Reminds me of a DnD campaign where somebody wrote out a contract to use, and the DM made it happen, typos and all
margieargie: "Inmortal" is like "inflammable"
Coloneljesus: this is skyrim with 10 mods. the unmodded game is worse
Pyroxx___: the white text on white background is panful
Dandinstorm12: What? This is clearly Dragon Age
Foxmar320: This new Dragon Age DLC looks unpolished
JessKay: a villague
TehAmelie: same establishing shot
ValtheDrake: Two Worlds was gold compared to this XD
A_Dub888: Villague
Kelderan: Graham truly brought us a proper trash bouquet today
Dandinstorm12: see Foxmar agrees
Reecer6: i love that this picture has the world grid overlay
BrindleBoar: jessicaengle Skyrirn LUL
Karvamammutti: Olden Scriptures 5 - Heaven's Edge
CptnFalafel: The new Dragon Age sure looks rough
CodeIndigo: GodNess
elkae: Godness
malsareus: a what now cleric?
Aenir798: Godness
Dandinstorm12: ya Godness
EvilBadman: Oh great a Life Warden cleric, damn MLMs
Kelderan: Droods
TSSaloic: Nortin LifeWarden
RealGamerCow: Lay lines.
LurkerSpine: isn't Beltane a real thing?
3cbb: distant past philadephia
TheWriterAleph: looks like a Neverwinter nights screenshot
WearingCats_CwC: One of these proper nouns is a real thing
TheAinMAP: It's a planned community.
Spluuga: oh right, this reminds me of Summoner..
TXC2: our pony tail got smaller
sheer_falacy: game has gun?
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: this feels like the sort of game that wouldve been RPGMaker 15 years ago
kilnfiendpotter: Yes, the traditional village grid
grgriffin3: G u n ?
Dandinstorm12: arqebus lets go
Tangsm: Dylan is only one year older than you. It was a hard year.
Easilycrazyhat: How old were we to begin with if this is 10 years later?
KBKarma: His father Frod.
MikoKisai: Fred looks *unchanged*.
CodeIndigo: FROD
satyropodobny: Fred. Fred never changes.
Sorator13: LUL
Jethrain: w e a r e b o t h f r e d
Dandinstorm12: this mf is packing
RealGamerCow: You konw, the M1 Arquebus
JessKay: dwarven shortgun
sheer_falacy: oh, a railgun
KBKarma: Magic gun!
Tempest2097: How
grgriffin3: So, a laser?
adambomb625: Double barrel arquebus
margieargie: Oh, good, the camera's swaying with your character model
lannersong: wha
undecided44: huh?
EvilBadman: my sidekicks name is also fred
TXC2: Duplex rounds baby
Dandinstorm12: uhhhhh
Pyroxx___: Oh, I thought fred got frosted tips
Kelderan: That's not Fred. That's a nightmare.
TSSaloic: Magic Propultion.
offbeatwitch: a gun that shoots TWO bullets at the same time
malsareus: they made a railgun?
elkae: is it clipped to his hair?
KBKarma: *Alex has suffered an illegal operation and will be shut down*
CodeIndigo: That's.... that's a damn assault rifle
Anubis169: no it's just plot
Easilycrazyhat: Wait, is Fred a gnome or a dwarf?
LadyLockwood92: Fred a Dwarf or a Gnome?
Dandinstorm12: Not magic, just no gunpowder
Tom_Bruise: Lady Biter? Welp, beats Maiden Masher I suppose
adi_pie: Magick, not magic
DoodlestheGreat: Is there something sticking out of the little guy's head?
Dandinstorm12: booooo
TSSaloic: On.
Anubis169: LOL
AdamYMHMI: Medjik
DennyMcG: yes, "enigmatic" is how I'd describe that face
offbeatwitch: cakejuWHAT
Critterbot: Sooo... cartridges.
TXC2: LadyLockwood92 gnome
Easilycrazyhat: @LadyLockwood92 same brain
Reecer6: yeah but it means they can make like. five bullets a month
MikoKisai: So they invented a double-barreled shotgun.
KBKarma: Another beer? You're drinking?
adambomb625: Aren't they 11?
grgriffin3: Him make bullat
YareNiDaze: Excuse me, sir.
Kelderan: Simply apply gunpowder onto the bullet
BrindleBoar: Fred everyone in the bar can hear you
Reecer6: that requires some precise damn tools
Dandinstorm12: we're just having beers in the doorway
LadyLockwood92: @LadyLockwood92 Great minds and all that.
3cbb: this game suddenly becomes a third person shooter
Earthenone: there was a 10 year time skip
steelfox13: now go invent the clipazine
JessKay: Fredship
matthaus_c: can we romance Fred
YareNiDaze: Fredship +2!
emberBecky: beer is how you know they are adults now.
Earthenone: so they can drink
MAPBoardgames: Fredship, if you will
grgriffin3: We have increased Fredship
A_Dub888: Sir? Sir! We're trying to celebrate friendship!!
Darleysam: sorry, there's Frod there too?
sheer_falacy: big weapons button?
DanTheMediocre: Fred just open carries an AR now...
koodooman: the other fred is called frod
KBKarma: Fred is in front of you as well!
Dandinstorm12: at your survey
Pyroxx___: ah, Frod
Sorator13: Oh good, your equipment model is T-posing
theymerLoviatar: woof, resolution
MAPBoardgames: Fred doesn't have armor slots
Dandinstorm12: ok
Anubis169: Fingl and Fingr
YareNiDaze: Strong Frump contender.
EvilBadman: Character on the top menu?
grgriffin3: Existential dread
MAPBoardgames: I feel the same way, dude
AdamYMHMI: I mean, it IS on his back, and that doll only shows the front
Dandinstorm12: dylan is a fishman
Anubis169: hold on
YareNiDaze: Someone show that to Wiggins.
Blizzinam: Its garbage daaaay KPOPheart I recently rewatched the Spud and Quivering episodes, its truly magical we can still enjoy garbage after all this time.
Easilycrazyhat: That is the son of that painful smile man meme
ButButTheJesus: MREHHH.
Karvamammutti: Dillon! You SOB!
Kelderan: Text to speech right into my nightmares Fred
sheer_falacy: why doesn't Dylan have a picture in the right menu
undecided44: having a hard day, buddy?
ValtheDrake: does the fact we're hearing a voice mean the game doesn't pause in the menu?
CodeIndigo: what does that man have up his morb
ScrapyardGhostTrain: "Kill me." "Later."
LurkerSpine: I'm legitimately impressed by this game
KBKarma: Spoiler: don't be Fred.
Blizzinam: GOD NO
Zalthia: This IS Dragon Age!!!
MDK_Marshal: Oh that's a big mood
Dandinstorm12: this man packing an m16
NewtyNewts: There's your images.
TheWriterAleph: *beavis laugh*
MikoKisai: is it *strapped to the back of his head*?
Jay_Blanc: Remember, if you can be Fred, you should always be Fred.
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL
AdamYMHMI: Nilbog is Fred spelled backwards
jamesk902: Also, its stuck in the back of his head for some reason.
Drasvin: It's also attached to his head instead of his back
BloodnBullets: its strapped to the back of his head
Walla_tv: rifle stapled to the back of my head is the best way to carry it for sure
FITorion: It's a little gnome
Anubis169: Screenshotted, will post in the Discord in a sec
Pyroxx___: go talk to Frod
DanTheMediocre: this is gnomerica?
Sorator13: @MikoKisai look, when your head is that big, you find ways to make it useful
YareNiDaze: It's rats.
Dandinstorm12: yay
BrindleBoar: not much what's nectwine with you
DoodlestheGreat: Neck wine.
EvilBadman: Good to see Sarah Michelle Gellar getting work again
DennyMcG: !findquote gnome
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WearingCats_CwC: It's rats
Dandinstorm12: rats in the basement
malsareus: the nects are fermetting Graham
elkae: Neck twine?
LadyLockwood92: It's gonna be rats or spiders. Guaranteed.
sheer_falacy: sweet, free knife
Tempest2097: Okay but what IS nectwine
kynelwynn: Rats in the basement, ey?
3cbb: wine what makes you nekked
Laserbeaks_Fury: Legally Distinct Varric Tethras
sheer_falacy: time to start stabbing
YareNiDaze: It's GOTTA be rats.
TXC2: Right chat I'm off
JessKay: groovy
CodeIndigo: Faries and monster in the bassement
Sorator13: That... is not a knife
adambomb625: What do you have? A knife! NO!
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Graham and Alex
DennyMcG: seeya txc2
Sorator13: that is much larger than a knife
Dandinstorm12: cya @TXC2
Karvamammutti: I'm betting all my channel points it's not rats.
CodeIndigo: What have you got there? A K N I F E!
Dandinstorm12: nice
GrassVortex: LUL
TwitchTVsFrank: lol
MAPBoardgames: Put the knife in your arm
Violet__Violence: yeah okay
Violet__Violence: lol
elkae: tqsKnife
grgriffin3: That's a novelty kitchen knife
Foxmar320: Thats amazing
WetPaperSack: Now THAT'S a knoife
satyropodobny: Is the cheese interactable now that we've come of age?
offbeatwitch: knife equipped
theymerLoviatar: I mean, yes
Tempest2097: The size of the handle is ludicrous
NightValien28: BEEEG KNIFE
Scarbble: 10/10 no notes
Jobot180: Ah, velcro knife
BloodnBullets: THIS is a Knife!
lannersong: please be careful when stretching. PLEASE
kynelwynn: @CodeIndigo NO!
NewtyNewts: Noife
DennyMcG: tqsKnife
NightValien28: now that's a knife
DigitalSeahorse: katesRaid
Kelderan: Cool scabbard
GDwarble: Gonna whittle the *hell* out of some wood
Dandinstorm12: uh
Violet__Violence: ow
GhostValv: mawp
Dandinstorm12: mawp
Violet__Violence: MAWP
AdamYMHMI: That's how I carry my Chef's knife in the kitchen
Makrosian_Tae: MAWP
NewtyNewts: There's your die.
Jethrain: my my my, dalila
Laserbeaks_Fury: I think she looks more like Kristen Bell than Sarah Michelle Gellar
Serifina: oh my god
theymerLoviatar: This game has the same weapon sheath location as Callisto Protocol!
Tarbage_Goilets: At least the music isn't slowed down opening bar of kiss from a rose now
Dandinstorm12: classic
red_shoes_jeff: "Putting Velcro on your knife is an old Adventurer's trick."
rainbowolf13: Object on back may smaller than they appear
DigitalSeahorse: a dirk
rustenskurk: Isn't that every RPG?
Serifina: Also The Bard's Tale (starring Cary Elwes as the Bard)
margieargie: Isn't that now most RPGs start?
Oscelot: Jacob's in one of 'em
Lirelent: doesn't diablo also start in a basement?
NewtyNewts: TTC.
Earthenone: also like the begining of ff12, you go clear out rats in the sewers :P
Jethrain: and now the kitchen knife is... glowing green?
Easilycrazyhat: I'm looking forward to 3 when it releases fully
ScrapyardGhostTrain: The BG engine is hot trash, though.
malsareus: oh thank god, we have crates for our W&P
LurkerSpine: I have never played a BG, but I'm looking forward to 3 coming out
fiftymcnasty: This is at least a place you would think to find crates
MAPBoardgames: They're exactly like this. Basically, you don't need to after this. lrrBEEJ
Shadowsoflife: @Oscelot think he's in two
grgriffin3: Skellingmen!
Dandinstorm12: skelingtons?
Violet__Violence: skelltals
Tempest2097: Oh no skelemans
BrindleBoar: welcome to the bone zone
Coloneljesus: skellis
Earthenone: that is a 10/10 skeleton
sheer_falacy: hmm, rats look different than they used to
Easilycrazyhat: Weird looking rats
DennyMcG: lrrSPOOPY
Zhedor: I cannot recommend BG1 and 2 highly enough
YareNiDaze: Skeletons! Why are there SKELETONS!?
Kelderan: I'm a little sad we didn't get an explosive barrel in 80s Escape
ValtheDrake: camera: "I'm free! Free!"
Karvamammutti: Ha! It was not rats! I was right all along!
EvilBadman: You invaded the skeleton bar
Oscelot: @Oscelot Could be right! I know he has one character in it that he really loves
Mangledpixel: it's when your mouse cursor touches the edges of the screen that it scrolls the camera
sheer_falacy: Fred use bullet!
Foxmar320: Fred
Easilycrazyhat: The camera seems legitimately painful to operate
Foxmar320: Fred anytime
matthaus_c: PoE better watch out
DoodlestheGreat: "Fred, pop a cap in their tuchus!"
Kelderan: Or not
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DoctorBobRotcod: Go fred go!
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malsareus: shoot them fred
DennyMcG: Fred, get your shit together
YareNiDaze: Why are they... okay, ya know, there's a hole there - they broke in, I'm fine with this. Narrative cohesion to a small amount.
Earthenone: i think hes gunning
Laserbeaks_Fury: You know, for a Baulder's Gate a like, this is ambitious and not super terrible.
Foxmar320: Fred is on his 15
Karvamammutti: The combat seems intuitive, yet multi faceted.
Jadenim: Fred is causing damage according to the list
Dandinstorm12: ahaha
Lirelent: I think the skellies with KITE shields and proper swords should win this one
Easilycrazyhat: HAHAHA
Tempest2097: WELP
MikoKisai: Kinda looks like Fred can't equip a weapon
matthaus_c: be more careful next time benginLul
Foxmar320: LOL
Critterbot: O-okaaaaay...!
Dandinstorm12: gottem
DennyMcG: uh
rustenskurk: Short game
taeasakura: UH
NightValien28: FLAWLWSS
Violet__Violence: wait
Makrosian_Tae: seabatClap
elkae: >:[
sheer_falacy: so, how good of an autosave does it have
Walla_tv: well ok
offbeatwitch: be more careful next time!
TSSaloic: Be more careful next time.
kilnfiendpotter: how
DennyMcG: what
Violet__Violence: "backers"?
CptMurphey: you win!
BrindleBoar: Good talk.
margieargie: I think he was using his gun? Just... not effectively
Shadowsoflife: @Oscelot Yeah, that's what I remember
Coloneljesus: gg
t3h_f1gm3nt: i looked away for a second WHAT HAPPENED?
Oscelot: Welp
Foxmar320: Amazing
grgriffin3: Wow.
empyreon: dang, game
kilnfiendpotter: what
MAPBoardgames: Innkeeper "Go clear the rats in the basement. Here's a knife." Barmaid: "Should we mention the animated skeletons with swords?" Innkeeper: "Nah, it's funnier this way."
Kelderan: Got there
AdamYMHMI: Be more careful next time.
Dandinstorm12: you done hecked up
DigitalSeahorse: I'm a little DS gnome
WearingCats_CwC: I looked away for a second
GhostValv: benginO7
DanTheMediocre: fred is shooting, but he doesnt have a good animation I think
Easilycrazyhat: A-mazing
Sorator13: wait. waitwaitwait. why does that say BACKERS on the menu???
Pinwiz11: Screw you game, you're not my real dad!
emberBecky: I love the admonishment
kynelwynn: Fred was shooting from where he was standing each time you clicked on the sword button
theymerLoviatar: tuaStax tuaStax tuaStax tuaStax
LordZarano: The fight music sounds like knockoff Pirates of the Caribbean
Astra7525: what is "war assets"?
NewtyNewts: Maybe you can't change it
taeasakura: Oh look they took the best part of Shin Megami Tensei games!
Violet__Violence: was this game crowdfunded?
Amentur: I heard him shooting
Coloneljesus: that means he dies, right?
lightfut: the schnoz on that lad tho
sheer_falacy: "war assets" is this game having way broader scope than it should
Jadenim: This does seem like someone put quite a bit of effort into it
Astra7525: @Violet__Violence the main menu had a "backers" option. SO I suspect it was crowdfunded
Foxmar320: I thought you said "Try flirting next time"
Jadenim: Doesn’t make it GOOD, but at least they tried?
Jay_Blanc: Sorry, Flurry isn't available. The Icecream machine is broken.
NewtyNewts: mawp
Dandinstorm12: not rats, skeletons
Easilycrazyhat: If this really is the witcher, you just wanna use Blade Whirl through the entire game
Tom_Bruise: rats, animated skeletons, same difference
mnemonicman: ROUSes? I don't believe in them
sheer_falacy: usually the rats eat the skeletons, they must have slept in today
JessKay: animated by Ray Harryhausen
Tom_Bruise: who's to say they'renot animated *rat* skeletons?
Violet__Violence: @Astra7525 I saw that and I was like "there's no way"
Kelderan: I don't think anyone can help
NewtyNewts: Edge of screen movement of camera
Easilycrazyhat: @mnemonicman Rats? Or unusual skeletons?
kaziel0: A _gun_ did only 2 damage? >.>
DennyMcG: good lad Fred
satyropodobny: Perhaps those skeletons worked as police informants and therefore double as rats
Drasvin: Dylan seems to be punching the skeletons
Kelderan: Didn't we have a knife a minute ago?
LordZarano: Have you set your gambits?
sheer_falacy: Possibly Dylan should tank, he doesn't have armor but maybe he can die without anyone caring
Karvamammutti: Oh, the combat is excactly like the Gambits in FFXII
Jadenim: @kaziel0 well, there’s a lot of gaps for a bullet to go through?
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mnemonicman: @mnemonicman Yeah. Rats Of Unusual Skeletons. Probably not real.
Earthenone: dawn of the final day, one skeleton remains
theymerLoviatar: These are the most drunken attack animations ever.
kaziel0: @Jadenim I... guess?
DennyMcG: thrilling combat
MAPBoardgames: With this magic staff, you can cast arcane magiks and destroy your foes! "Great! ima gonna wack monsters on the head with it!"
sheer_falacy: Skeleton2
ValtheDrake: I mean, there's a reason why few cultures using swords win over enemies with guns
LordManiMani: im out of meetings and what in the name of PS1 wizard school licensed gaming is this
Dandinstorm12: yay
Reecer6: @everyone skeleton2 has dodge my attack
EvilBadman: Give Dylan the knife since you have the mcguffin staff?
satyropodobny: Oh Fred
Dandinstorm12: chaos
Kelderan: Compelling and engaging gameplay
Boopity: @LordManiMani This is the best game so far this evening unfortunately LUL
kynelwynn: I think Dylan is supposed to have the knife, since your character auto-equips the staff
NewtyNewts: He's a Kender.
Violet__Violence: fred is THAT party member
AzureishDragoon: Fred is a Kender, not a gnome
Dandinstorm12: wait that's order alex
Violet__Violence: every dnd group has one
Gekyouryuu: it's not that he's got poor grammar as he says the skeleton is doing his attack. he's saying the skeleton has "dodge my attack", a named ability
MAPBoardgames: -1 to Fredship
theymerLoviatar: With this writing and decision-making, gonna tell my kids this was Disco Elysium
rustenskurk: or such an irritating character to play in a group with
KevinTheShark: They're friends, they never claimed to be GOOD friends
EvilBadman: That's not very Chaos of you
MikoKisai: "Added and 10 coins."
Mai_Andra: but... CHAOS... fuck the law
ValtheDrake: can we save?
CouldntPickAUsername: "that skeleton had 10 coins" WHERE?
sheer_falacy: now you're a druid, congratulations
satyropodobny: Tha amulet of the DROODS?
NewtyNewts: Don't forget the green thingy
MDK_Marshal: Fred, Only the main character may loot
MMoritz: @CouldntPickAUsername In its bones?
red_shoes_jeff: Hey there, Dalila
GDwarble: Fred appears to be a Dragonlance Kender
NewtyNewts: What is green square?
Jethrain: what's the blank square?
Dandinstorm12: 'es got a knife
lannersong: game looks like neverwinter nights, hud looks like wizardry VIII.Huh.
LurkerSpine: it's a placeholder for the knife maybe?
WearingCats_CwC: Dylan hasn't changes his tindr profile pic in ten years
AdamYMHMI: "The empty hand"
DanTheMediocre: equipping it clears the slot I guess?
Jethrain: the first thing you picked up said " added and 10 coins", is it an item they forgot to implement?
DoodlestheGreat: Weaponized nothing? We call that the Internet.
lannersong: never a good vintage for Neckbeard Wine
Angreed66: it's your dead mother if I mow media
Dandinstorm12: ding
Astra7525: If Fred takes it, does it become nicked wine?
sheer_falacy: vs dead skeletons, which are totally normal to have in an inn basement
Jethrain: oh now it's gone
Dandinstorm12: large lad
LurkerSpine: what's the name of this game again?
LordZarano: This has WAY too much content for how unplayable it is
jessicaengle: grandlad
Jadenim: Or living Skeletons
Tempest2097: Grignon?
Earthenone: i assume patrons?
sheer_falacy: Frod?
Anubis169: Alex: That guy's face is waiting for you in #Gallery in your Discord ;)
LadyLockwood92: Also, why is Fred in our party and not the Furry friend we had?
Tempest2097: Who names their kid Grignon
matthaus_c: tag yourself I'm Farmer Jose
satyropodobny: Yup. This was a d&d campaign.
HadesLeprechaun: at least it looks like the animated basement skeletons didn't hurt business, this place is bangin
LordZarano: @LurkerSpine The Essence Reaper Ritual
viloke_virran: You walked through the stairs, I think.
Dandinstorm12: uh
grgriffin3: Hmm
sheer_falacy: did Fred discover a trap by tripping it?
Violet__Violence: um
MAPBoardgames: A trap door?
lannersong: why's trap noise sound like call of duty level up
LurkerSpine: @LordZarano thanks
Coloneljesus: gotta keep them on their toes
Dandinstorm12: for dumb adventurers
Khalahd: Ah yes, DC -5
GreatWahooney: It's a tourist trap, G
Jethrain: there are dice rolls now?
rustenskurk: to teach you about traps
raulghoulia: H H Holmes house
jaqofspades: Damn kid left his skateboard behind?
ValtheDrake: to be fair probably because of Fred
rustenskurk: I guess it's a trap to one of the rooms
Kelderan: W.... what?
asthanius: This has literal nightmare vibes
lannersong: @raulghoulia seems you were right
Dandinstorm12: asleep
HadesLeprechaun: oh the stairs aren't trapped, he discovered that now red door has a trap on it
Tempest2097: Nah he's just sleepin
sheer_falacy: that fireplace looks like it has ribcages in it
Creideiki_SE: "18 backers pledged €435 to help bring this project to life."
Lirelent: i mean sleeping is kinda like being dead
Easilycrazyhat: He's a...uh...heavy sleeper
SK__Ren: Or piss drunk
Dandinstorm12: the red door is trapped
Tempest2097: Y'know, splayed out, with an expression of mortal terror on one's face...
lannersong: soda pop off this mortal coil
Tempest2097: How normal people sleep
constablecrab: Looks like my normal sleeping position.
Tangsm: He paid for the night. The innkeeper doesn't judge if you're dead or not.
Dandinstorm12: ez
Jadenim: I’m going to guess you have to?
Violet__Violence: MIMIC
Violet__Violence: aw
Earthenone: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always salty.
Dandinstorm12: lrrGOAT
MAPBoardgames: The bucket over the door has been removed
matthaus_c: !findquote secret
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Anaerin: Secret Letter: Y
DoodlestheGreat: Secret Tunnel?
JessKay: Leave ass
jessicaengle: Secret tunnel
Kelderan: Not so secret anymore
adambomb625: the letter is thorn
offbeatwitch: Leave ass
theymerLoviatar: leave ass
MikoKisai: There was a locked dialogue option about that letter with the innkeeper
lannersong: make sure to leave ass
TemporallyAwry: !findquote mimic
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hold_no_carter: leave ass
Gekyouryuu: the secret letter is Þ
sheer_falacy: I mean, it was in a chest in a trapped room
WhoseGamewasitZ: nliVince
sheer_falacy: so it's probably not public
satyropodobny: fair
Earthenone: yes!
Foxmar320: omg
lannersong: ey they did the thing
GDwarble: WHAT
TehAmelie: they wrote a whole book? what the heck are they doing making the worst carbon copy of Baldur's Gate in history?
SK__Ren: It said the ting
Mai_Andra: It sounds like the innkeeper sold you ot to the villains. That would be why the door was trapped.
Pyroxx___: Is it trying to be like they couldn't finish the letter but also it has a post script?
Astra7525: hahaha... it did the thing
margieargie: Really...
Dandinstorm12: ahaha
iris_of_ether: Oh my god
Tempest2097: OH GODS
raulghoulia: nice
Oscelot: *wow*
Kelderan: Wow
Violet__Violence: wowwwww
gnyrinn: They said What!?
lannersong: that's a sleeper phrase for 90s pc kids
ButButTheJesus: The thing! They said!
aitsu100: oh no
Carlioo: oh man is this baldur's gate 3?
Oscelot: I thought I hallucinated it
empyreon: MY MIND
Serifina: *you must*
JessKay: I can't leave without my buddy Superfly
aitsu100: anything but that
Shadowsoflife: @Gekyouryuu not æ ?
DoodlestheGreat: Fight or flight response.
lannersong: it was
Anaerin: At least it wasn't "I can't leave without my buddy SuperFly"
theymerLoviatar: The phrase activated Graham's fight or flight response, and he is a flightless man
Crad0k: kevin michael richardson
Violet__Violence: tol
Gekyouryuu: @Gekyouryuu possibly &
Mai_Andra: "I can't do that now." "There are no enemies here."
aitsu100: you you you must you must ga youmust gather your party
iris_of_ether: And Icewind Dale, and I think Planescape Torment
Serifina: The BG1 Narrator was Kevin Michael Richardson
sheer_falacy: they don't want you sneaking one rogue through an area and teleporting the rest of the party via screen transition
Coloneljesus: you must construct additional pylons
hella_qh: Damn, that new wizard game is looking real good
LordManiMani: @crad0k he *is* who you'd want to get if you can't get Michael Dorn
walkwithoutrhythm: Icewind Dale for me. Infinity Engine was my childhood
Carlioo: I don't think I like this camera...
MAPBoardgames: It activated my Fighter Flight
KBKarma: Arnau looks like some weedy hippy.
FarleyF: You were Close Graham with the Baldurs gate Narrator - it was actually Kevin Michael Richardson
AzureishDragoon: Is anyone else hearing Kiss From a Rose in this background track??
Crokoking: my worst expression for that is "there is no time to waste" - which was a phrase Lex says when you start Superman 64 ^^
jessicaengle: They could be smugglers and thugs, it could be two things
FarleyF: Kevin Michael Richardson Baldur's Gate (Video Game 1998) - Kevin Michael Richardson as Narrator, Sarevok, Townsfolk - IMDb.
matthaus_c: @AzureishDragoon oh my GOD
Carlioo: all right!
ButButTheJesus: @AzureishDragoon now that you mention it yeah
fiftymcnasty: So they are the dark brotherhood?
Dandinstorm12: carry them out of town?
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Violet__Violence: that's so disorienting
Earthenone: it is kiss from a rose!
LordManiMani: you know, good for KMR for getting Named Billing on the new Mario Bros Movie
Tom_Bruise: they carry out the murderers on stretchers after a nasty tackle
sheer_falacy: AI? Does this have gambits?
rustenskurk: Mmmhm delicious UI design
NewtyNewts: Good clip there!
Mai_Andra: I think you are The Herald. (whatever that means) Isn't that what the villain cutscene after childhood was saying?
DigitalSeahorse: who's that harrold? the name is Harrold
Dandinstorm12: uhhh
Carlioo: words!
LordManiMani: @earthenone time for Skeal?!
Violet__Violence: lmao
KBKarma: Oh wow. So, the phrase to activate Graham is "You must gather your party before venturing forth." Good to know.
Dandinstorm12: um
Dandinstorm12: wow
Anaerin: Your *brother* is called Yennifer?
AzureishDragoon: @LordManiMani It's always time for Skeal
Shadowsoflife: nouns !
margieargie: Is the game misgendering your character?
DigitalSeahorse: nounsense
Violet__Violence: nice camera
TehAmelie: didn't Skeal get removed from itch?
Dandinstorm12: the camera got stuck in a tree
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LordManiMani: @azureishdragoon Merry Off-Season Skealsmas to you
NewtyNewts: This cutscene...
KBKarma: My dreams have shitty camera controls.
TheAinMAP: mattlrHeck
aitsu100: even the game engine cant deal with this camera
Drasvin: Even the cutscenes struggle with the camera
Kelderan: How can you have pleasant dreams when you know Fred exists
ValtheDrake: so, which of our companions will be romance options?
Dandinstorm12: ahahahjionfase
ArisuGunplaSFW: Beltane is a real holiday, just before the Summer Solstice (Litha)
KBKarma: Esqueleton!
Jethrain: surprised to hear them talking about Beltane in the same script that has "villague"
JessKay: esqueletons
accountmadeforants: Oh dang, they got Moonlight Greatswords out there, we're fucked
CodeIndigo: it's morabiun' time
Tempest2097: Equeletons!
TehAmelie: esqueletons and giant spipers
sheer_falacy: they're educated skeletons
Serifina: ahahahahahahahaha
Scarbble: fuckin esqueletons
margieargie: @ValtheDrake I hope Fred is, he looks so dreamy
Gekyouryuu: Morabius sweep!
Tempest2097: They're gonna Esquelle all over us
SnowbirdMike: The graphics in this new Hogwarts game isnt as good as the trailers. Are you playing Sytherin?
Carlioo: no one expects the spanish skeleton
Astra7525: Sir Reginald, esqueleton
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NewtyNewts: Un poquito esqueleton
Karvamammutti: Is it time?
MikoKisai: I think the developers are from Spain - there's a manual link on the store page which goes to a page that's in both English and Spanish.
elkae: amazing
HadesLeprechaun: skeleton, esquire, or esqueletons
LordManiMani: les esquellettes?
They_Are_Alyx: Beltane is a Gaelic holiday celebrated on the First of May:
carlosvdemex: el esqueleto gigante
DigitalSeahorse: katesLol
Kelderan: It's Morabius time
satyropodobny: PERSONA!
gnyrinn: How is the esqueleton doing against the dollar these days?
Dandinstorm12: health still fucked
matthaus_c: the humanoide demon is pretty hot ngl
BloodnBullets: it was a bad sleep
lannersong: was only a short rest a la D&D I guess
Gekyouryuu: my favorite part was when he said "It's Morabin' time" and Morabed all over those guys
niccus: no skeal's still there. youtube doesn't like licensed music though
KBKarma: Esqueleton, like escargot made of skeletons.
MAPBoardgames: Which would you rather fight? 300 esqueletons or 3 giant spipers?
WearingCats_CwC: Capital G Gong
walkwithoutrhythm: why is her ponytail broken?
TehAmelie: synchronized loitering
Astra7525: @MAPBoardgames heheheheh... thanks for reminding me of that
Dandinstorm12: gottem
LadyLockwood92: Enemies!?
accountmadeforants: @MAPBoardgames Do I get a Slenade Gruncher, or just my mlelee attack?
DoodlestheGreat: I will... I will find him.
niccus: i love arial
MikoKisai: There are *two* links to manuals on the store page. One of them is a 19 page PDF. Neither of them seems to say anything about recovering health.
BloodnBullets: Just DO IT!
Spades_Slicc: You must find additional brothers
Dandinstorm12: hell no
Carlioo: why is the fantasy game using arial anyway
AdamYMHMI: "Be with Mother."
LordManiMani: this feels like one of those W+P games that just keeps on giving
TehAmelie: is that just our personal chest?
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh, are we the Director?
LordManiMani: lolol @codeindigo
Aenir798: Wow that really painted an image
SnowbirdMike: hahahahaha
Dandinstorm12: but alex your brother dylan
niccus: you pour cement into your bag of holding. now what
aitsu100: no i have done that this seems worse
LordManiMani: add that to the advice command
Gekyouryuu: Old Times, New Roman
sheer_falacy: if only this game had a button to make your character shout "DYLAN!"
Serifina: This is just pure gold
KBKarma: Old Times, Old Times, come again no more.
theymerLoviatar: Wrestling a bag of quickly drying cement seems like a better idea for a game
HadesLeprechaun: this is just a text the Devs parents sent them while they were making the game and couldnt find out how to remove it
Earthenone: maaaaaaaaaario?
matthaus_c: this game is so perfect for this show
Darleysam: don't know if anyone saw Let's Nope last night, but that text on the screen is giving me strong "Ben advertising the LRR store" vibes
Karvamammutti: This has to be the most almost game I've ever seen.
Anonymousless: No health, only lore!
LordManiMani: @gekyouryuu and more New Country coming up
NewtyNewts: Snap abwatch.
3cbb: alex is truly one of the most gifted complainers i have ever seen
walkwithoutrhythm: fun fact: wet cement is super caustic and can liquefy your skin
TSSaloic: These controls are perfect
LordZarano: This game has a manual!
DigitalSeahorse: Alex struggled with cement yesterday in his home stream
Dandinstorm12: our hows
shurtal: now i need to watch the mystery of the druids deep dive again
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL
NewtyNewts: Pokeball sound?
satyropodobny: The font is meticulously chosen to instill the sense of urgency
Oscelot: There's a housing goods store here called Arhaus and I hear that song EVERY time I see it
constablecrab: Press X to Dylan
Dandinstorm12: was that dylan
KBKarma: Dylan is dead.
CodeIndigo: the esqualetions
TheMadPunter: "Drood the Ossifrantz" - O that's a deep cut! Damn, what's that from? Was that a Robo Rosewater card??
lannersong: i give this ghost 10 out of 10
theymerLoviatar: those ghouls are 10/10!
Dandinstorm12: F
ValtheDrake: NotGorion's portrait tells me this is a man who forgot what joy is long ago
accountmadeforants: I dunno about you but that's a 9/10 ghoul at best
GhostValv: benginO7
adambomb625: F
Dandinstorm12: lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF
sheer_falacy: darnit, I hope you can get back the knife you gave him
carlosvdemex: F
warpstonewarlock: RIP
LadyLockwood92: It's what he would have wanted. He was in so much pain.
KBKarma: Oh no. Dylan's dead.
Darleysam: Dylan chose to skip adulthood
Easilycrazyhat: Wow. Dylan getting straight fridged
MAPBoardgames: Dylan is missing? Given this game's physics, have you checked the subocean?
TheAinMAP: mattlrDed
Kelderan: He could not slap this problem away
Tom_Bruise: Dylan you son of a bitch
TSSaloic: Brother Dylan found
KBKarma: Oh dear.
constablecrab: F
Easilycrazyhat: w t f
accountmadeforants: "Now I can never complete my quest!"
BrindleBoar: LUL
Dandinstorm12: nice
dtgill: F
Foxmar320: Run away
satyropodobny: F for each Fred
offbeatwitch: cutscene technology
kilnfiendpotter: Thoughts and prayers for your loss
adambomb625: That's illegal!
Earthenone: 1 is not 0, but maybe be more careful next time
theymerLoviatar: That ghoul is standing in a puddle of blood like a small child immediately before telling their parents they just peed their pants
Kelderan: Why couldn't it have been Fred?
matthaus_c: time to get hit with Be more careful next time
MikoKisai: So it turns out they made a Kickstarter for this. They asked for €900 (nine hundred, not a typo). They got €126 and then canceled it.
adelius3: we cant pause a multiplayer game! We are playing with Fred
sheer_falacy: Fred seems to have forgotten to animate
HavenDragon: Hecate is pronounced "HECK-uh-tay" btw
Dandinstorm12: fred just glocked that ghoul
KevinTheShark: Wait. isn't finding your brother Dylan the plotline of the game "Control"?
KBKarma: Mustard gs!
LadyLockwood92: He just snaps around and shoots it.
LordManiMani: @havendragon aw heck
Foxmar320: lol
KBKarma: *gas
BloodnBullets: GUN, proven effective against zombies
matthaus_c: Fred is playing Fallout while we're playing Baldur's Gate
TSSaloic: Hefty Trash bag.
theymerLoviatar: @KevinTheShark fuck
Rhynerd: Dang, that cutscene was going for a tpk.
Foxmar320: This is a masterpiece
Dandinstorm12: crash?
satyropodobny: @KevinTheShark it is!
Kelderan: Ghoul decided to have a sit down
SnowbirdMike: hahahahahahahaha
Carlioo: welp
Scarbble: welp
Tempest2097: WELP
accountmadeforants: Wuh habbuh sajamMouse
DennyMcG: splendid
Dandinstorm12: lrrGOAT there
offbeatwitch: what do you mean what happened
adelius3: also. we found dylan
Earthenone: you must gather your dylan before venturing forth
Astra7525: Mickey-voice: "what happen?"
CodeIndigo: maybe you should try finding your brother dylan first
offbeatwitch: game occurred
Serifina: Welp
constablecrab: This is for the best.
TehAmelie: 900 euros? was it going to take one guy two weeks of full time coding to complete the game or what?
LordManiMani: noooo cut down in its prime
RAICx: Go to Dylan first?
jessicaengle: Gameplay, plz
Carlioo: cool softlock bro
aitsu100: soft lock obtained
NewtyNewts: Our heroes journey is at an end?
rustenskurk: What was the name of this game again?
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunBabhed
CouldntPickAUsername: have you tried setting the game to fantastic?
A_Dub888: upside: you're not at 1 anymore
Kelderan: ggs
red_shoes_jeff: THE GAME doesn't even wanna play the game anymore!
Karvamammutti: It's like it was made by Bethesda
kilnfiendpotter: First Dylan, now the whole gamr?
kilnfiendpotter: *game
KevinTheShark: I swear, if Dylan's full name is Dylan Faden
Desruprot: limesBlink
BloodnBullets: missing trigger at the end of the battle I guess
LordManiMani: I'm led to believe this is what Daggerfall looked like
sheer_falacy: the brothers he never had? both of you?
KBKarma: Ah. The game *is* misgendering you.
DigitalSeahorse: katesHm
accountmadeforants: Fuck, that kind of dialogue would actually inspire me to do an evil run.
HavenDragon: the game is pronouncing Hecate wrong...
Dandinstorm12: good
adambomb625: I must go, my people need me!
LordManiMani: @kevintheshark 🤔☎️
Kelderan: We got the zoomies
DigitalSeahorse: lol
adelius3: to the suboceon!
satyropodobny: Dylan take the wheel
Astra7525: Are we entering the speed force?
constablecrab: These houses are enormous.
jessicaengle: jlrrCooltunes
AdamYMHMI: @HavenDragon If that was the game's only sin...
Desruprot: it is a good movie
rustenskurk: Imagine if it just ran you directly into the subocean
Jethrain: serious zoo race vibes there
Foxmar320: Great view
LarkSachrosis: Is this the call to adventure? Can we refuse it?
matthaus_c: I love role-playing games, you get to roam free and make so many choices
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BrindleBoar: names are for closers
DigitalSeahorse: hark
Dandinstorm12: hiya bob
sheer_falacy: he seems trustworthy
Dandinstorm12: camera
KevinTheShark: Not every NPC needs, or deserves a name
Carlioo: uhhhhhh
TSSaloic: Speed I have not seen since Moses giving out the winners medals at the creature party after the creature races.
offbeatwitch: feet cam
Astra7525: I think you leveled up and got more max HP
ValtheDrake: NPC show feet!
NewtyNewts: Shown feet. Pls no
AdamYMHMI: Hide feet, plz
MikoKisai: Oh, Robert is a cleric? Does he have a heal spell?
red_shoes_jeff: WASH YOUR FEET, Aurelius!
angryoptimist: Do we live partially in the subocean?
TehAmelie: maybe F10 brings up the menu? i think that was Baldur's Gate
rustenskurk: Arrow keys? (going off NWN memories)
BrindleBoar: oh is this a Grey Man Group show? Kappa
TheWriterAleph: show feet
Dandinstorm12: good game
KBKarma: Andy? Max?
HavenDragon: @HavenDragon i'm guessing the reason is because all the voices are text to speech :/
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aitsu100: Max?
Jadenim: Because of course, the first thing you do after your brother is brutally murdered by a ghoul is make polite small talk…
Foxmar320: Feet
fiftymcnasty: Feet Feet Feet
Arazien: Lewd toes
KevinTheShark: What about the Fallout Mascot?
GreatWahooney: what's with the feet cam?
BusTed: Looks like Angelica's doll Cynthia from Rugrats.
Dog_of_Myth: Is this game just showing feet?
DigitalSeahorse: Free FEET
NewtyNewts: Oh boy, video game camera lessons.
Earthenone: it wanted you to press space to interact with robbert
rustenskurk: Might be arrow keys to rotate camera based on my ancient RPG experience?
SnowbirdMike: when you level you made to put all your points into walking
jessicaengle: Escaping greatly?
Arazien: Servbots, yeah
NewtyNewts: The yellow lego mini-figs?
CataclysmicReverb: Ah yeah the lego bois
Dog_of_Myth: Or is this a game version of a G-vlog?
DigitalSeahorse: the grate escape
Arazien: Dirt costs extra
ValtheDrake: lovingly crafted feet
doubledbear: Tron Bonne's Legos guys
JessKay: individually modelled toes
Dandinstorm12: what if we run away
saiarcot895: they saved all the pixels for the feet
angryoptimist: In the FEET ZONE
jessicaengle: The crate escape
Darleysam: those feet, is this a Miyazaki production?
gnyrinn: His calves looked alright though
KBKarma: @Dog_of_Myth Deep (accurate) cut.
lostluckDev: Alt + F4 is always an option :P
Jadenim: @dog_of_myth hahaha
ValtheDrake: it probably autosaved after you exited the house?
DigitalSeahorse: lucidHype
GhostValv: cul de sac of crap. or... a cul de crap?
matthaus_c: those toes were carefully crafted for our visual stimulation
SpoopsAHoy: It did mention at the top Space to Interact
ScrapyardGhostTrain: To fix: Alt + F4 quebKappa
Crokoking: restart the game and hope for the autosave
MAPBoardgames: Some people will pay good money to "show feet". How much to "put feet away"?
Kelderan: I don't know what we're escaping from but, I certainly want out
KBKarma: Not much.
doubledbear: This is just like the movie
red_shoes_jeff: Fred's doing the sensible thing, and trying to escape the game.
GrassVortex: well, can't get worse :D
margieargie: Worst comes to worst, you don't have to play the game anymore
KBKarma: Adding multiplayer!
Werdnae: is the camera like... being projected out from the player character so it's snapping to being caught on the NPCs as you approach them?
betweenmyself: The Great Escape (Key)
KevinTheShark: @scrapyardghosttrain Hey you were right!
TehAmelie: this guy also wrote a book!
LarkSachrosis: Look at all these characters on the banner we'll never see
ScrapyardGhostTrain: @KevinTheShark :D
satyropodobny: Eternalia, huh? that's awfully optimistic.
Carlioo: oh quest log isn't as big this time
KBKarma: Escape!
matthaus_c: Fred suddenly pops out of the computer and begs not to be put back in
DigitalSeahorse: healthbar still low?
TehAmelie: i mean i'm assuming the game was made by the same person who wrote the book
SnowbirdMike: hahahahaha
Diabore: why does the font size on "find your brother" keep changing?
Makrosian_Tae: New Runescape server just dropped
sheer_falacy: did she say Good?
theymerLoviatar: there the ghoul is again, looking like a child who peed their pants
KBKarma: Nope, y'got chunmped.
Crokoking: lol, the game has a PDF manual
Thatwasademo: Good
selrahcthewise: Does Graham have a cold his voice seems deeper than usual.
Kelderan: Oh no 2damage!
rustenskurk: This game has a Steam review with 0,5 hours played calling it a masterpiece
ValtheDrake: I love how the book description starts with "there's a game based on this!"
CouldntPickAUsername: are you trapped in the alley now?
Tempest2097: The camera is genuinely the worst enemy in the game
LordManiMani: "Spooky" camera mode. resident evil style
NewtyNewts: No pathing?
Lord_Hosk: are you trapped by the bag?
ValtheDrake: it's not running you to, you have to approach it on your own, except you can't see yourself in the alley
rustenskurk: Arrow keys to turn camera?
DigitalSeahorse: lucidWasted
Astra7525: the tippy-tappy noises are terrible...
angryoptimist: This game is aurally unpleasant.
satyropodobny: It's a tasteful, cinematic shot of Dylan's corpse. Are you immersed yet?
MAPBoardgames: All that W+P experience pays off for Alex
TehAmelie: oh Dylan, we hardly knew him. literally
LordManiMani: @astra7525 we've been spoiled by FFXII
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Violet__Violence: So yes, this game was kickstarted, and failed miserably. They reached $180 out of their $2k+ goal.
sheer_falacy: To be fair control seems pretty awful in this game so not having it has upsides
Oscelot: @Violet__Violence Ooooooooouch
JessKay: @Violet__Violence also it has DLC planned
Earthenone: this is pretty good for 180$
Tempest2097: Oh gods
v_squid: This game has a sequel?
DigitalSeahorse: i agree angryoptimist
Violet__Violence: They kickstarted it back in 2020 apparently.
TehAmelie: and a book. . .
raulghoulia: there was a backers button on the main menu
JessKay: Froderik
Oscelot: @Violet__Violence ... DLC. Is the DLC actually just finishing the damn game?
Tempest2097: Can someone pull up the kickstarter?
sheer_falacy: the Frodfather was a weird movie
Thatwasademo: Fred, son of Frod, son of Frud
satyropodobny: The F Clan
Tempest2097: I kind of want to know how much money went into this
KBKarma: Just checking, but the game hasn't been updated since 2020.
CataclysmicReverb: Frod Bags
Kelderan: Fred's father frod is a faud
betweenmyself: So is the problem that Kickstarter failed to raise enough money, or too much? pennyWhat
AdamYMHMI: Fred, begat by Frod, begat by Frad, begat by Fryd, begat by Frid, begat by Dave.
NapalmSideburns: I'm surprised this raised above 100 bucks
NewtyNewts: Froderick
Violet__Violence: ok
Lord_Hosk: I love that we are accompanied by a bee hive, or a busy high way a half a mile away.
3cbb: that is the name of a man who was born to do crime
KBKarma: Exodus.
Earthenone: he comes from a long line of briskfingers
LordManiMani: all the way back to the primal Fred, Fred Flintstone
margieargie: The Herald of Not Andraste
Violet__Violence: lorge
MAPBoardgames: Harald? I thought our name was 'Player'
Pyroxx___: Frod is the Gnome with the frosted tips
mwlsn: Mrs Jolly Green Giant?
drcanonball: statue of mommy then
TheWriterAleph: this whole game seems fraught
rustenskurk: It's a little gnome!
Pyroxx___: Frod looks different than before? Are there two Frods?
TehAmelie: i figure you'd likely be better off reading the e-book than playing this mess. unless it's somehow badly programmed too and bricks your computer
KBKarma: This is very much not gnomeal.
MikoKisai: It's a little gnome! And a big gnome!
ChippTunes: Frod looks like he’s in an early 00’s nu-metal band
Oscelot: gaaaasp
JessKay: They need to do way instain mothers?
Earthenone: its like saying "you too" to the waiter
LadyLockwood92: I am truly sorry for your lots
Violet__Violence: i'm shocked
Thatwasademo: is her name seriously Yennifer
angryoptimist: Does Frod know how babby is formed?
satyropodobny: Whaaaaaaaat
AdamYMHMI: The herald is... Fred!
Jadenim: We’re the special?!
ScrapyardGhostTrain: @Thatwasademo Alex picked that.
Carlioo: that's why he's the dad
NewtyNewts: Dad Fred Is Frod, Duh
TehAmelie: haven't seen such wonderfully synchronized idle animations since Skylight Freerange
Violet__Violence: we are the macguffin
Violet__Violence: lmao
Juliamon: aren't we all
Lord_Hosk: The floor is extremely detailed
LadyLockwood92: She scream at own ass
Oscelot: "I have great concern for my behind"
WearingCats_CwC: So is Frod short for Froderick?
Tempest2097: Frod is JACKED
elkae: Fred's a little gnome!
rustenskurk: a giant gnome
NewtyNewts: Their thesaurus was broken
satyropodobny: @angryoptimist You press F and the next crotchgoblin in the sequence spawns
KBKarma: I feel it's a translation thing. The creator appears to be a Spanish speaker.
matthaus_c: is he also a Froderic Briskfingers
Violet__Violence: the writer found one way to refer to this character and just kept doing it
ValtheDrake: Wanna bet the book is written like this too? With the "like a thespian" thing?
saiarcot895: ignate pcrowRiot
Carlioo: look the dev is very proud over their thesaurus
accountmadeforants: Dev: *makes little man*, Dev: "I hate this little man"
Crokoking: it's like when you make a smart character but have no idea how to write a smart character - you have to have everyone say how smart they are all the time
matthaus_c: @KBKarma this is just what quebecois english sounds like
angryoptimist: The writing in this game is.
YFiddler: what a nice surprise. I thought watch and play was not supposed to happen
Violet__Violence: @angryoptimist it suuuuuure is
MAPBoardgames: G is playing a dangerous game of sequence breaking
LordManiMani: race him around the library!
betweenmyself: I assume Fred is based on a past lab partner of the developer… “I’ll show that two bit thespian rawrrawr.”
Earthenone: !findquote gnome
LRRbot: Quote #1515: "Why are we collecting dead gnomes?" —Alex [2015-03-27]
Thatwasademo: a beautiful godness
sheer_falacy: War & Peace & Strategy was an even longer book
A_Dub888: Granny Godness
margieargie: Godness gracious...
BloodnBullets: whats the green pentagram on your bar?
kilnfiendpotter: My inner godness
Jethrain: does Booksman have any spells?
KBKarma: Ewwww.
JessKay: wet door
WearingCats_CwC: It's War and Peace bundled with the Art of War
Tempest2097: Awfully squishy door
ValtheDrake: maybe LetterMatthew has some kind of hint?
Violet__Violence: l;skjaf
Oscelot: And I stiiiiill, haven't foooooound, what refills HP~~~~
Tempest2097: Wet-bricks
Kelderan: That's a sound
sheer_falacy: is there any way to spend these skill points that Fred has available
matthaus_c: wet door to the sarcophagussy
Astra7525: oh no, spipers!
satyropodobny: Secret Tunnel!
LadyLockwood92: She sounds like CDI Zelda.
Violet__Violence: why
mwlsn: Lettermathew: Legally-distinct Letterkenney?
Mashamino: Fred has a gun?
Mangledpixel: el spidro cavelone
KBKarma: Get some spiper venom?
sheer_falacy: Fred has an arquebus
Carlioo: rip
matthaus_c: LMAO
KBKarma: Oopsie.
Foxmar320: Yes!
JessKay: oop
MikoKisai: WELP
Ashton: ded
GrassVortex: LUL
offbeatwitch: LMAO
Coloneljesus: gg
Violet__Violence: yeah i like how you have the two magic users and then there's fred with just. gun.
LurkerSpine: lmao
BusTed: gg
margieargie: F
Thatwasademo: Now where was I?
Scarbble: get wrecked
mwlsn: Warning: trap still active
Tempest2097: LUL
Oscelot: Welp
Violet__Violence: gg
Elsenova_: ded
aitsu100: welp
ValtheDrake: that went well
Violet__Violence: lmao
rustenskurk: Be more careful next time
WearingCats_CwC: welp
LordManiMani: gdqTime
Mashamino: excellent
MAPBoardgames: Spike it in the endzone!
DrLigmaPhD: I arrive and you die
Kelderan: Yep
ValtheDrake: lrrFINE
jessicaengle: o7
KBKarma: That trap killed your character *and* Graham!
satyropodobny: "Now where was I"
betweenmyself: “Now where was I?”
TheAinMAP: mattlrDed
angryoptimist: psaLol psaLol psaLol psaLol
BrindleBoar: chosen... to DIE!
GhostValv: benginO7
Blasteg: that's a good timing to end the stream
Shadowsoflife: o7
sheer_falacy: I mean, you were worried that Fred would get your ass ruined
AdamYMHMI: I've seen this anime!
Kelderan: o7
TheWarDoctor8: Smash cut to credits lol
sheer_falacy: and he did
Foxmar320: Chosen one died on a spike trap. WWELP
NapalmSideburns: She died as she lived, in pain
warpstonewarlock: F
GhostValv: not again
Astra7525: and then Fred loots her
iris_of_ether: benginO7
NewtyNewts: GOOD END
DigitalSeahorse: lucidNice lucidLUL
jessicaengle: @NapalmSideburns oofa
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DoodlestheGreat: Well... It's better than Hogfarts Linguini.
spo_okymulder: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:16:02.
Astra7525: people gave Money to this on kickstarter
koodooman: that game was so bad that it was good
Tempest2097: Genuine hilarity.
Reecer6: welcome, frod
Boomyakalolo: got the best ending
red_shoes_jeff: Fred goes back upstairs. "Good job, Dad. Your secret tunnel killed the Chosen One."
TehAmelie: and the essence of the reaper ritual was complete, and his deadly scynthe swooped over the world. the end
elkae: what a time
Oscelot: Thanks for the stream ysbrydHeart
LadyLockwood92: Thanks for the stream fellas.
adi_pie: Thank you for the stream
Neddy471: As much as the King's Quest "that's not the way it happened" is too twee for my taste, the "YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE" games need something like that.
LordManiMani: @adamymhmi "I accidentally murdered the main character and now have to save the world!?"
angryoptimist: Thanks for the streaming!
DoodlestheGreat: Thanks for the silly, gentlemen.
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLove lucidLove lucidLove
TheWriterAleph: good stream!
KBKarma: Heavens! I was here for (like 90%) of a whole episode!
Jadenim: Thanks guys!
koodooman: thank you for the stream
jessicaengle: Byea
kilnfiendpotter: Thanks and see y'all around!
Coloneljesus: bye youtube
TemporallyAwry: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 8:57:26. lrrSPOT
lamina5432: thx
ThorSokar: composLove composLove composLove
Boomyakalolo: thanks for the stream
ValtheDrake: I'm so glad I caught this one live, it was worth staying up
minifootwear: but I just got here
matthaus_c: red dragon inn returns!
JessKay: lurm tug!
chaostreader: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (The LoadingReadyRun crew play a board game! Game: Red Dragon Inn) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (2:03 from now).
Makrosian_Tae: 783 users enter, none leave!
LordManiMani: ooooo
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
sheer_falacy: btw the screenshots on steam for this game are extra horrifying
Aarek: Gambling! I'm in!@
DoodlestheGreat: As do I.
sheer_falacy: there are some incredible party members you will never see
I_Am_Clockwork: Cheer1000 thanks, Garbo lads
ThorSokar: Good luck to him on not starting a fire!
Astra7525: That was so sad that you accidentally fried that lens
DrLigmaPhD: "Only the twitch remains" - Me, coming off a caffeine high
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunGeiger open arcs
matthaus_c: Philly!
lamina5432: C u there
matthaus_c: G is gonna run the Pro Tour
DoodlestheGreat: Get some cream cheese!
margieargie: Oooh, Live!
Gekyouryuu: I'm never not gonna be said I can't make it. I LIVE in PA
LurkerSpine: Get an Italian Hogie
KBKarma: Not a lot of people for the Live, then!
HavenDragon: heck yeah live!
Gekyouryuu: be sad*
jessicaengle: Can Graham has cheez stek?
NapalmSideburns: Say hi to Electrotal while you're there
AtomicAlchemical: Looking forward to seeing y'all there!
LordManiMani: @sheer_falacy there are some games where I wish there were a spinoff Rewatch+Playback to return to some real deep gems
accountmadeforants: I've replaced the batteries on some Galaxy Buds once out of interest, was sorta doable (even if the case didn't go together as well afterwards). They just use watch batteries.
Juliamon: Nobody ever took it off
Shadowsoflife: That sucks so much @Gekyouryuu
kilnfiendpotter: Can't be there because bebe, but I hope y'all have fun!
niccus: not unless he wants to start a fight
Foxmar320: Im sure he can manage
fiftymcnasty: #BlameJames
dyvion: challenge mode
They_Are_Alyx: #BlameJames
SnowbirdMike: His arms are amazingly long
Earthenone: he might be playing cardfight in philly, but probobly not streaming it PogChamp
Juliamon: oh boy that's a slow muffin
matthaus_c: Submachine? man those games ruled and also sucked
Gekyouryuu: @Shadowsoflife yeah, it's a couple hours drive, but I don't drive and the buses don't go TO Philly for some reason until almost 7pm
DoodlestheGreat: It would technically be possible if the hotel has good internet.
magical_writer: Cheer50 thank you for the stream
MrQBear: ' <' My name! I like the things I remember!
KyranTheWalker: now to go back and watch the beginning of the stream for what I missed.
MagnusCarter subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 64 months!
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Easilycrazyhat: "whatever that horrible game was" do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
LordZarano: 80S escape
Shadowsoflife: @Shadowsoflife makes no sense
roadhog123 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 56 months, currently on a 47 month streak!
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Dog_of_Myth: Have fun in Philly, G!
JessKay: mola mola
DigitalSeahorse: lucidWiggle kenohki
jessicaengle: 31 throwing my change in the pot.
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DigitalSeahorse: marshmallow voxlunGeiger
TehAmelie: not the spipers! they'll work together with the esqueletons and kills us all
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jessicaengle: Lol thanks for the gift sub Ghost friend!!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Coloneljesus: byebye
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDok
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Aarek: but I am home
Serifina: But I am home
jessicaengle: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSPOOP
KBKarma: G'night!
MrQBear: i'm already home what do I do now
empyreon: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLove lucidDok lucidLove
margieargie: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
emberBecky: see ya guys o/ lrrHEART
elkae: thanks baiiiiii
Crad0k: but... i am home
Gekyouryuu: gambling?! I'm in!
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
Foxmar320: Thanks for the stream
magical_writer: bye
Foxmar320: Laters
dyvion: got there
breadisbest1: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (The LoadingReadyRun crew play a board game! Game: Red Dragon Inn) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (1:58 from now).
MikoKisai: You've *been* Graham? Then who are you now?!
LordZarano: !alex
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margieargie: Perfect way to finish a W+P
Serifina: @MikoKisai He's GStar now
LordZarano: @MikoKisai In the tone of "I'm a horse now!"
TehAmelie: and back to my W+P rewatchathon
TehAmelie: (thanks for the stream!)
matthaus_c: try not to Spud too close to the sun
SoldieroFortune: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (The LoadingReadyRun crew play a board game! Game: Red Dragon Inn) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (1:53 from now).
DigitalSeahorse: read Alex's comic
DigitalSeahorse: it's gud
TehAmelie: which one? :3