ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: mic 5
mitomanox: hello chat
Earthenone: !findquote gambling
LRRbot: Quote #6048: "He opens up my heart through the world of gambling. I'm in." —Serge [2019-05-13]
DarkMorford: Yay, RDI night!
Metric_Furlong: Gambling? I'm Red Dragon Inn
A_Catastrophic_Success: 'ello 'ello 'ello, wot's all this then?
DarkMorford: Red Dragon DEEZ N--
AllTheWeasels: wheelerGre wheelerT
A_Catastrophic_Success: !advice
LRRbot: Soccer is not an instrument.
A_Catastrophic_Success: !badadvice
LRRbot: Eat the shiny wasabi.
A_Catastrophic_Success: !goodadvice
LRRbot: Don't listen to some bot in Twitch chat...
A_Catastrophic_Success: !kill all humans
LRRbot: Omega Authorization not found.
A_Catastrophic_Success: my access!
Nigouki: !fart
LRRbot: Fart sounds!
adambomb625: Gambling? I'm in!
DarkMorford: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: an uncursed pancake.
Mazrae: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (The LoadingReadyRun crew play a board game! Game: Red Dragon Inn) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (42s from now).
DarkMorford: Good, I was hungry!
Earthenone: lrrSIG
Manae: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (The LoadingReadyRun crew play a board game! Game: Red Dragon Inn) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (0s from now).
A_Catastrophic_Success: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
SnackPak_: lrrSIG
DarkMorford: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Manae: lrrSIG lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrSIG
A_Catastrophic_Success: Nicely done, Manae
margieargie: Betting? I'll join! ... wait was that right?
adambomb625: you tried
matthaus_c: Manae lrrHORN
baltimore_667083: Seems I’ve timed my arrival well
A_Catastrophic_Success: wagering? I'm up for it!
ChargingFurret: Red Dragon Inn? I’m in!
matthaus_c: my channel points have only just started recovering from the losses at Mario Party, but I'm ready to lose them again on bets tonight
JusticeJuice: Payoff from the risk of the unknown? I wish to join!
GredGredmansson: I'm in
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL hearing music?
GredGredmansson: yes
matthaus_c: good music
tyrsredritehand: yes
JusticeJuice: seeing ads but was before they started
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Pteraspidomorphi: Red Dragon? I'm Inn
FacelessManAboutTown: Gambling? I'm in...I have a problem...
shurtal: Jambling? I'm Djinn!
Sibwow: red dragon standing inn
Noy2222: Remember kids: Jamble responsibly.
TemporallyAwry: !findquote dragon
LRRbot: Quote #5246: "Maybe if we kill both dragons and take over the crime family, people will finally believe we're the good guys." —Paul [2018-08-06]
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FacelessManAboutTown: Accidentally going to the Read Dragon Inn and discovering its a book store
adambomb625: Gambling? That's illegal and you're being reported to the morality police.
asthanius: Jamble on down
kusinohki: playfr3Hello
baltimore_667083: Gambling? Are we suddenly in Vegas?
Sibwow: that picture is called third wheelering
FacelessManAboutTown: Time to shove a keyboard juzHype
mitomanox: <3
Pteraspidomorphi: hmmm
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
DarkMorford: ULMER
matthaus_c: hacker voice I'm inn
GredGredmansson: lrrWHEELER lrrBEN lrrBEEEJ lrrHEATHER
saucemaster5000: Ben's been saving that intro in his mind all day
GredGredmansson: lrrPAUL
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I don't think i've ever noticed Paul in the background of the intro
micalovits: Perfect timing!
Scarbble: RDI is such a good game
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, lrrWHEELER , lrrBEN , lrrBEEEJ , lrrHEATHER , and lrrPAUL !
Electrodyne: The mighty Ullmer of the Plains People
HIYgamer: I'm so glad to see you playing this game again
LinearGif: I love Paul Ontech
goombalax: we've got that box, its so good
Sibwow: why do they call it the red dragon inn when you red dragon out the beer drag in drink the characters
iris_of_ether: I have the box! it's great
HIYgamer: Do you have the Pub Crawl expansion?
A_Catastrophic_Success: Can confirm, it's a great box
callmesteppinrazor: I love when Beej and Heather are on streams together :)
drthvd3r: Can also confirm, except I'm beginning to run out of space in mine.
GredGredmansson: @HIYgamer that sounds familiar, I think they did that before
HIYgamer: @GredGredmansson It came out around the start of 2022
PharaohBender27: Oooooh
FacelessManAboutTown: Serge Body Pillow?
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saucemaster5000: Is it 1?
saucemaster5000: Is it 2?
JonnyGlitched: 4
quasi79fu: is the number Pie???
Scarbble: i will be infinitely amused if a dakimakura actually shows up on the store
YawnLance: Tsundere LRR
PharaohBender27: :D
matthaus_c: TsundeLRR
TemporallyAwry: Nah, you'd have to also make James buy icecream for people ;p lrrDILLY
JonnyGlitched: I'm watching on Youtube
Sibwow: water
matthaus_c: is that the official bongle dongling gesture
JonnyGlitched: Water
HIYgamer: Hot chocolate
FacelessManAboutTown: Piss
Reyyan1395: Cherry Coke
margieargie: Peach-flavored brandy
SnackPak_: is this more negging?
kusinohki: I sort of played board games in the dark. there was a storm and the power went out. host got out candles and lanterns and we kept playing
saucemaster5000: how dare
callmesteppinrazor: I am drinking tea.
adambomb625: Engagement for the Engagement God!
Calaban161: Water
couchboyj: Dongle the bongle or you're doing it wrongle
SpoopsAHoy: Checkpoint of course
drthvd3r: I feel so called out. Mtn Dew Code Red.
adambomb625: Subs for the Sub Throne!
Misslinnythebaker: "Wooder" as we say in Philly
callmesteppinrazor: A 30 Rock-themed mug.
Enki1256: Solid steel cups >>
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Uhh, black. nice wide base
JonnyGlitched: My table is covered in empty cream chargers
micalovits: Hah! I just moved my mugs to their new home in the sink!
lemmel: paint water... wait
HIYgamer: It's a green mug with the words "My specialty is being right when other people are wrong" on it
nightshadeqx: A nice, tall bottle of water
jessieimproved: ooh table
HadesLeprechaun: I have my glass of water, empty mug of tea, empty can of java Monster, and half empty bottle of flavored water, as is normal
callmesteppinrazor: I had a sugar-free cherry coke earlier today, wasn't that good.
kilnfiendpotter: Well, it's a handmade 23oz mug, with a double glaze of a dark crimson on the bottom and a purple/lavender rabbit fur effect near the mouth.
matthaus_c: t r a p e z o i d
saucemaster5000: Easier to keep a grip
callmesteppinrazor: So I'm going to make a chocolate cream orange pekoe tea if I still have it :)
kilnfiendpotter: Y'all always look amazing
callmesteppinrazor: Or, a mug of Monk's Blend.
Sibwow: theyre recording a live episode of simic linings
JonnyGlitched: Mic!
DarkMorford: MAWP
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Philly? Philly. Good. Moving on.
red_shoes_jeff: Mawp
matthaus_c: LRR is gonna take down the Pro Tour
micalovits: Small mawp
JonnyGlitched: Who puts a mic in a helmet
TemporallyAwry: Hat-tassels attacked the mic.
CAKHost: Was that from Ben's helmet string hitting the mic?
Gekyouryuu: does anyone perhaps have a teleporter I can use? I WANT to go, and live only a couple hours away, but can't actually get there.
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theawesomeonev2: it really doesn't feel like 41 months. how time flys
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Akaiatana: @JonnyGlitched I do, it's actually easier than you'd think if you plan for it
Kramburger: Instructions Unclear, Disregarding Youtube
Juliamon: """post"""
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kilnfiendpotter: Wear all the masks!
JonnyGlitched: @Akaiatana stagecraft!
Akaiatana: Gambling? I'm out.
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iris_of_ether: ooooof
JonnyGlitched: woof
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TemporallyAwry: Anytime you "plan to sleep on the flight" - you're about to have the worst flight ever.
Dog_of_Myth: Ooof
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah it's rough flying that direction across the country
Akaiatana: Just think of it as time ramping
JonnyGlitched: Would it be quicker going the opposite way?
saucemaster5000: bring your airhorns chat
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I lost three hours. Has anyone seen them?
kilnfiendpotter: Yep, I remember taking a red eye from SF to NYC
frozenphoenix7: Wish I could be at Philly to see ya folks, have fun <3
Shadowsoflife: ysbrydHeart
TemporallyAwry: Good Music by the by LuvCool
Akaiatana: Alcohol content warning!
JonnyGlitched: Is that new ink Ben?
micalovits: Beej with the best character!
JonnyGlitched: no freeloaders
Akaiatana: Speaking of MTG and Red Dragon Inn: the poison in the current set reminds me a LOT of RDI
goombalax: oooh
mariomario42: oooo
frozenphoenix7: Paying customers only!
JonnyGlitched: I always drink in a dungeon
saucemaster5000: so any bar in detroit
TemporallyAwry: Wait- the dungeon throws you out if you're out of money? What is this, capitalism?
adept_nekomancer: Dungeons and dragons? Now it's Basements and Booze.
goombalax: jailed for clown emoji
Meltalar: can I order a pint of beer please. and don't give me koelsch!
BjjBrain: lol
saucemaster5000: I bet "the bunker" smelled great
Shadowsoflife: 100%
Akaiatana: The bar has been lowered, Paul
frozenphoenix7: Drinking in a Dungeon? I've heard of that anime Kappa
DelphineSynastria: the fantasy equivalent of day drinking
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I drank in a litteral underground bar in Uni, which is kinda a dungeon
DomBar: frostpLurk frostpL frostpPride
JonnyGlitched: He's a what now?
tehfewl: wheeler goblin
Meltalar: oh wheeler the loot goblin!
JonnyGlitched: Full Goblin Mode
zelukester: a "scofflaw"
goombalax: what the heck that character is so cool
TemporallyAwry: Oh no, the goblin is hot :p
Akaiatana: Ben is playing dockside extortionist.
JonnyGlitched: "How about no"
saucemaster5000: oh the fun police
Shadowsoflife: Nope
Dread_Pirate_Westley: What if I think of a Blue Mage in Final Fantasy?
kilnfiendpotter: How dare you call me out like this
Sibwow: breej
matthaus_c: besmirching the good name of Autumn Burchett
saucemaster5000: bless you
micalovits: I don't think you can play the "blue mage" and wear that hat Ben
josh___something: Or... bosun :p
CAKHost: Who has a cannon?!
tehfewl: Beeg lady
They_Are_Alyx: spacev7Sip
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSHINE
Meltalar: oh the buff lady!
kilnfiendpotter: Big "Pls Step On Me" energy
adept_nekomancer: Special ability: muscles and fire.
Sibwow: this doctor
Halinn: she so buff
quasi79fu: oh beeej is mispronouching boatswain right???
reptile___: which doctor?
Gekyouryuu: Oo? Ee? Oo ah ah?
DelphineSynastria: troll comma doll
JonnyGlitched: Natyli is adorable
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Heart
niccus: vibe-based picks is a time-honored tradition of gaming
DEATHlikescats: Have a great time in Philadelphia this weekend!
SaxPython: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Heart
saucemaster5000: The curse tokens didn't come with the game, Heather just had them in her pocket
quasi79fu: loadingreadyrun....Is Beej mispronounching boatswain or is he saying a differenet word???
azureHaights: stream watching? I'm in
TemporallyAwry: @quasi79fu Yes, but also yes.
Shadowsoflife: ^
ChargingFurret: are you guys playing with hidden gold?
Meltalar: wheeler, remember to crack LED and than response :)
azureHaights: (also, I always think this is Three Dragon Ante when I see it)
iiieye: so... you could make this a drinking game... yes?
Sibwow: babushka time
JonnyGlitched: "only to excess" is a common way
DEATHlikescats: Widershins!
JonnyGlitched: I straight up can't drink no more, as I discovered at christmas
JonnyGlitched: and I threw up all over my gaming monitor
Shadowsoflife: oof
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Beleqwaya: Board Games? I'm in!
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DEATHlikescats: @jonnyglitched your liver tell you nope hardcore
niccus: is that what they call it
GredGredmansson: What's Joran's theme?
JonnyGlitched: @DEATHlikescats It's more my meds, I had literally 1 drink
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL how's the music volume?
DEATHlikescats: Aiya! RIP your drinking funtimes but yay meds!
quasi79fu: i like Natyli
KWardJenx: Music is very faint
SaxPython: CurseLit
quasi79fu: music is fine
TemporallyAwry: Music is good, [Headphone User]
Juliamon: Music is suitable as background.
cogito_ErgoSam: mind hex for the other one too
jacqui_lantern234: hey all you beautiful friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!!! <3
ArcLightningCanuck: The game has begun.
Witchy_Diana: curious about what music it is!
jacqui_lantern234: mind hexing deez nutz!!! :p
matthaus_c: nobody expects the jacqui inquisition!
niccus: mind hexing these nuts. wait these are actual hex nuts
josh___something: Doesn't the counter card also give ben another mind hex?
azureHaights: @kwardjenx sounds more in the end to me Kappa
Halinn: Is a mind hex anything like a mind goblin?
quasi79fu: uh oh
quasi79fu: lol
Shadowsoflife: Hey @jacqui_lantern234 ysbrydHeart
quasi79fu: then he has to drink
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Juliamon: uhhhh
ChargingFurret: uhhh
matthaus_c: tfw expressive iteration flips three cards you want to bottom
quasi79fu: ewww sentient oooze
GredGredmansson: delicious
JonnyGlitched: Why would you pick that!?@?@
adept_nekomancer: don't drink the ooze...
ArcLightningCanuck: oyster?
Juliamon: please do not drink sentient ooze without consent
TemporallyAwry: Not into that LuvOops
thunderbird32: Drinking an ooze would be *weird*
Orxolon: the chaser if for the ooze
drthvd3r: If it isn't it will be by the end of the night.
josh___something: Please don't drink living slimes
Tangsm: So you're basically just giving the sentient a drink a drink of its own.
Orxolon: *is
AtrusOfMyst: You must drink it from the go-gurt tube
saucemaster5000: Sentient ooze cocktail tastes different depending on what the bartender ate recently
jacqui_lantern234: fun fact: i got my friend a pack of unfinity for his bday a while ago, and it contained a copy of _____ Goblin. long story short, i absolutely got him in our LGS with Mind Goblin Deez Nutz
Dog_of_Myth: @jacqui_lantern234 Nice
Shadowsoflife: Nice
quasi79fu: i think we fine not seeing drinks..personally..I like imagining what the drinks look like
They_Are_Alyx: Gambling! FBtouchdown
Mr_Bitterness: Gambling!
quasi79fu: yay gambling
azninsect: Gambling! FBtouchdown
jacqui_lantern234: "whats mind goblin? ...oh" my brain: "time to scream the thing"
quasi79fu: i sorry if i being rude
ChaoticObserver: I'm shocked, SHOCKED to find gambling going on at this establishment.
Dog_of_Myth: @quasi79fu nah, you're fine.
DelphineSynastria: while you were gambling I studied the bl- ARCANE ARTS
jacqui_lantern234: JAMBLING
SaxPython: !control
LRRbot: Paul is in control.
ChargingFurret: oohhh
quasi79fu: oooh expensive pot
margieargie: !findquote gambling
LRRbot: Quote #6234: "If I have to die, at least let me gamble one more time." —Serge [2019-07-24]
Shadowsoflife: @DelphineSynastria Well, blade singer does both :p
micalovits: Raise or coward
FITorion: Beej The Apothecary Diaries Anime Officially Announced for 2023
quasi79fu: coward lol
GredGredmansson: errata!
Noy2222: It has to be a cheating card
quasi79fu: oh nooo reading
micalovits: Some of the newer printings they have moved it around where it is printed
jacqui_lantern234: erratas do be good things imo
margieargie: Oh dear
ChargingFurret: mmhmm
quasi79fu: lol
margieargie: lrrJUDGE
A_Dub888: !findquote errata
LRRbot: Quote #4832: "I'm looking at the rules document here, and it does say you can work him over with a tire iron. It was errataed." —Paul [2018-03-23]
matthaus_c: what does Innfall say
DelphineSynastria: reading the card only occasionally explains the card
josh___something: Winning hand is basically "You must cheat"
Welbog: Noy does everything
Noy2222: A cheating card or a card that very specifically says it can beat a winning hand.
quasi79fu: niiice NOy
quasi79fu: how awesome
GredGredmansson: Heather: "I guess I can't play this card." Wheeler: "BUT I CAN"
jacqui_lantern234: @Noy2222 i appreciate your work
SaxPython: PogChamp PogChamp
micalovits: Beej is no coward, wooo!
Halinn: C'mon, wench, grab yourself those tips!
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quasi79fu: goood lord
quasi79fu: this is crazzzy
adept_nekomancer: Turns out this tavern was Vegas.
ChargingFurret: how much money is in the pot?
quasi79fu: like twelve something gold
SaxPython: FBtouchdown ook ook FBtouchdown
TemporallyAwry: So much treasure ;p
GredGredmansson: to the liquor store? you're at the tavern though
quasi79fu: uh oh
matthaus_c: the drinking doesn't stop when you get kicked out of the tavern
jacqui_lantern234: lmao wheeler
SaxPython: CurseLit CurseLit CurseLit
Halinn: @GredGredmansson Actually they're in a dungeon
micalovits: Wheeler totally didn't cheat in that gambling game, no no
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neebusjeebus: ben wheeler? abusing gambling? no!
baltimore_667083: Dungeons & Diners & Dragons & Drive-Ins & Dives
quasi79fu: fireeee waterrrr
jacqui_lantern234: A B C - Always Abuse Gambling
quasi79fu: wooot
SaxPython: PogChamp CurseLit PogChamp
micalovits: No chaser though!
matthaus_c: she's so BIG
Noy2222: Dungeon
GredGredmansson: what drink was it I missed it
quasi79fu: dwarven firewatrer
quasi79fu: i cant spelll sorry
GredGredmansson: thanks
Sorator13: @quasi79fu you may have taken a few sips yourself, eh?
neebusjeebus: beej's character is hot
quasi79fu: hahahahaah
Halinn: Might be character specific, Paul
jacqui_lantern234: spelling is hard
josh___something: That might be one of the new Character's Gimmick
James_the_Dabbler: Beej's character is really attractive
Halinn: @neebusjeebus She really is
Halinn: Bryn 😳
adept_nekomancer: @neebusjeebus Well, the portrait does contain literal fire.
HadesLeprechaun: 2007, it's been going for 15 years
quasi79fu: ahhaahahha
saucemaster5000: Who keeps inviting Joran out? Does he just show up?
matthaus_c: Joran is the friend everyone tolerates
frozenphoenix7: Lucky must settle for a slightly smaller yacht, unfortunately
Shadowsoflife: @saucemaster5000 Yes
jacqui_lantern234: watch wheeler just lose all his gold in like 1 turn :p
Noy2222: Don't forget Dungeon Events.
quasi79fu: oh right Noy
quasi79fu: thanks
quasi79fu: how do the dungeon work??
quasi79fu: BEeej lol
GredGredmansson: so they WEREN'T in the dungeon
micalovits: Just gotta win it Beej!
matthaus_c: we all forget to Venture into the Dungeon every upkeep
ChargingFurret: @quasi79fu end of turn remove counters. when empty flip, and do the thing, then add more counters, as listed on the card
quasi79fu: oooh cool
spo8n: Step 1: Remember to dungeon
Halinn: C'mon Wheeler, you need more money
kusinohki: dungeon sounds basically the same as the boat they've played on previous streams...
SaxPython: FBtouchdown PogChamp FBtouchdown
quasi79fu: again if im annoying with questions i sorry...i have a disability ...i on spectrum
quasi79fu: ewewww Why BEn...why are you drinking slime???
adept_nekomancer: danger jello
niccus: if nobody drinks, everyone drinks, right
Dog_of_Myth: Don't eat the Cube
Halinn: Beej wins
Gekyouryuu: Jell-o shots where the Jell-o shoots back
Noy2222: You reveal a chaser
Nigouki: you don't DRINK slime, you SLURP IT UP
matthaus_c: never* rather
jacqui_lantern234: go beej!!!!
iris_of_ether: The TTRPG-themed drink book I have makes gelatinous cubes out of clear gelatin & goldschlager, amongst others
kusinohki: chug chug chug!
quasi79fu: arent gelatinous cubes acidic??
ExarSnow: didn't the drinking event say the alchol content ddn't count for that?
saucemaster5000: I have a new goal for my next campaign @matthaus_c
matthaus_c: @quasi79fu worth
micalovits: Hopefully not phyrexian Rats
Halinn: @LoadingReadyRun poll with our channel points for who'll win the round?
matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 let's goooooo
Dog_of_Myth: @quasi79fu Extremely
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Gekyouryuu: what is a Rat King to a Rat God?
GredGredmansson: Wheeler hops on top of the table
matthaus_c: izzet charm gaming
baltimore_667083: I have little to no idea what is happening but am enjoying it nonetheless
A_Dub888: @Gekyouryuu What is a Rat God to a Rat Non-Believer?
matthaus_c: @A_Dub888 at least a fairly talented rapper
adept_nekomancer: A pain curse AND a pancreas!
Gadora: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 39:20.
kusinohki: red dragon inn - card game about drinking, gambling, and beating each other up. try to be the last player standing...
quasi79fu: oh nooo more gambling
micalovits: Riggins in a dungeon?
ZombieHendrix: the big gambs
quasi79fu: what if its a ship that is a dungeon and that ship has rigging??
Halinn: 😳
neebusjeebus: a giant woman, per se
matthaus_c: big lady is #1, gobbo is #2
thunderbird32: Love the big lady
Noy2222: It's a ship in a dungeon in a Taco Bell
baltimore_667083: "I AM the cards I've dealt"
neebusjeebus: everyone knows wheelers character is the sexiest
GredGredmansson: oh Lucky is a goblin grandma
corefluxx: Cheer100 Bits to buy the table a round!
SaxPython: lol
quasi79fu: how about a what ..LOL
saucemaster5000: Say it three times fast or take an extra drink
adambomb625: JUDGE!
JonnyGlitched: Pot is common?
SaxPython: he's heating up CurseLit
MrGibberish: What does heat do?
saucemaster5000: Look it's this or Dad has to cough up for therapy
kusinohki: if lucky's heat gets to high, they suffer a negative effect
quasi79fu: oh noo
GredGredmansson: its not the flunge step yet Beej
quasi79fu: here we go again
JonnyGlitched: Ulmer clearly has nothing
SaxPython: VoteYea PogChamp
quasi79fu: that was hilarious
margieargie: I am shocked, shocked to find gambling at this establishment!
jacqui_lantern234: just get 4 gold easy! :p
ChargingFurret: ben seems like the best gambling spot, right behind the major gambling card
quasi79fu: hahahahah
kusinohki: get 4 gold with this 1 weird trick...
quasi79fu: wait what??/
ShaneLeeAtk: The BGM just triggered Stairway in my head
GredGredmansson: stop drinking animate things, Ben
Mr_Bitterness: I don't think Ben's gotten an actual normal drink yet
Halinn: @GredGredmansson He can stop whenever he wants to!
quasi79fu: first slime then a gelatios cube now ghosts?? Does Ben know what alcohol looks like?? LOL
Mr_Bitterness: Its all slimes and goblin souls
adept_nekomancer: "regular ale, you say? I can't drink that, it's not haunted enough."
GredGredmansson: -1 dungeon if you haven't already
Tangsm: I wonder if Ben's drinks will fight each other.
JonnyGlitched: 3?!
baltimore_667083: it'll be like oil and water probably
niccus: gelatinous box wine
korvys: My jib is fine, thank you very much
GredGredmansson: tomFist tomFist tomFist
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs lunarj1Fangs
jacqui_lantern234: hey i think i cut my jib quite nicely
TriseAlpha: I see Ben's wearing Dimli's grandfather's helmet
SaxPython: BOP
azureHaights: "I don't like the cut of your jib, OR the sound of your town! 'Murfreesboro‽'"
quasi79fu: hahahah
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
JonnyGlitched: Benjamin "pancake balls" Wheeler
quasi79fu: ooof that sounds bad
SaxPython: NotLikeThis
JonnyGlitched: wow, racist
jacqui_lantern234: in beej's defence, large orc women are also unreasonably attractive
quasi79fu: whats the most powerful alcohol in the game i wonder
Sorator13: uhhhhh, what?
SaxPython: lol
Sorator13: oh dear
Noy2222: MAY
TriseAlpha: yeah, Dungeon Crawl
Noy2222: Not must
TemporallyAwry: FightClub!
adept_nekomancer: I've seen this anime.
GredGredmansson: noy says its a may ability
kusinohki: I want to say strongest drink is the firewater at 4, but sometimes you get a chain of chasers that really mess you up...
josh___something: They CAN pay with blood OR gold
niccus: it's free money!
margieargie: No, the card says "may"
jacqui_lantern234: its a may according to Noy
margieargie: I can see it on screen
GredGredmansson: if you MUST ante, you MAY pay life
TriseAlpha: if you don't want to pay money, you can pay life instead. You still have to gamble.
Dog_of_Myth: They got it
JonnyGlitched: lrrGOAT
Sorator13: Or if you just *want* to spend the fort instead of a gold
Sorator13: but if you have gold, that's probably better than health
quasi79fu: hahahahaha
JonnyGlitched: gold is easier to get than fortitude
margieargie: Wow
JonnyGlitched: boo
SaxPython: lol
jacqui_lantern234: WHEELER
heartofgoldfish: great job wheeler
quasi79fu: uhhh
saucemaster5000: FBtouchdown
red_shoes_jeff: heh
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
ShaneLeeAtk: Ha!
The_Color_Twelve: wow
They_Are_Alyx: lrrWOW
iris_of_ether: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
extrudedclown: Wow
SkylerRingtail: Holy crap
GredGredmansson: i'm not cultured enough to get that reference
heartofgoldfish: good joke streamer
raulghoulia: NEERRRDD
extrudedclown: I hate it
James_the_Dabbler: dang
MrGibberish: @gredgredmansson Same
TriseAlpha: Yup. That was a thing that happened.
jessieimproved: lrrFRUMP
frank_the_great: Paul, let him have this
ckupf: Wait JCS is based on a book?!
saucemaster5000: The Bible is just the novelization of JCSS
frozenphoenix7: Remember when the Lets Nope boys discovered the Bible was on Steam
Halinn: Did you know: the Bible is based on hit musical Jesus Christ Super Star
azureHaights: what's the haps? chat, tell me what's a-happenin'
JonnyGlitched: Oh no we've activated Wheeler's musical mode
GredGredmansson: that says "The Bibble".
Dog_of_Myth: hahahahah
jacqui_lantern234: @saucemaster5000 HOLY SHIT IM CACKLING XD
SaxPython: the book of Mormon is the 3rd of the trilogy
raulghoulia: junji ito bible
Sorator13: oh god, I hate that "manga bible" almost certainly exists
ShaneLeeAtk: The Abridged version is Godspell
Juliamon: Whoops! Can't show that in a Christian manga!
Gekyouryuu: @Halinn the bible is actually the Omnibus version of a series of books. it's also got the Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat
josh___something: Manga Messiah IS a thing
Baseclef: I just played Caiaphas in a production of JCSS.
matthaus_c: I'm more intrigued by that time Lupin got turned into a Vampire by Jesus' sister Camilla
SaxPython: @baseclef FBtouchdown
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
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JonnyGlitched: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
neebusjeebus: thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
quasi79fu: oh did we get new dungeon counters??
SaxPython: mamma said knock you out
DarkMorford: Beej, can I show the Bible anime to my parents? LUL
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
SaxPython: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
jacqui_lantern234: "no u" Joran, probably
NewtyNewts: @DarkMorford There's a Lot of parts you can't!
Halinn: Um actually redirecting the target of a spell is more in red's color pie
matthaus_c: Joran thinks the Teferi bans are overreacting
Juliamon: Joran probably has "Nope" embroidered on the back of his robe
JonnyGlitched: oof
quasi79fu: ooof
Cunobelenos: Battle of the Benjamins
TriseAlpha: "Negate" cancels the whole card
Sorator13: How is it that Ben wound up playing the blue mage?
jacqui_lantern234: "wait a minute, my character SUCKS"
neebusjeebus: god this character is such an asshole
saucemaster5000: Joran's dad pays for him to have friends
AdamYMHMI: Joran gets compleated at the end of this, right?
quasi79fu: hahahahah
jacqui_lantern234: @Sorator13 cause bens a blue mage who lies to himself Kappa
neebusjeebus: @Halinn even worse, an izzet mage
Gekyouryuu: @AdamYMHMI only if he ends up with a cup of phyrexian oil
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GredGredmansson: so for every 3 heat you get a negative effect
micalovits: @AdamYMHMI He DID get bitten by some rats though...
Mr_Bitterness: Given how strong the heat moves are, and its optional, very worth
margieargie: Yeah, sounds like summers around here
matthaus_c: @neebusjeebus Joran will absolutely Blood Moon you while holding up Counterspell
JonnyGlitched: Seems fine with the gold generation
definenull: !card giant growth
LRRbot: Giant Growth [G] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
TriseAlpha: Lucky runs a "questionably legal" drink cart. She has to stay ahead of the coppers.
quasi79fu: hahahaha
GredGredmansson: I feel like this round is less about drinking and more about punching
neebusjeebus: so what we've concluded is Joran is a blue moon player
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Gekyouryuu: @GredGredmansson they;re getting punch drunk
SaxPython: SabaPing CoolCat SabaPing
neebusjeebus: Joran would stifle your fetchland
matthaus_c: tbf who wouldn't
Halinn: You always stifle the fetch if you got it
Laserbeaks_Fury: I don't recognize these heroes
saucemaster5000: I've been at this table at the bar where everyone makes that face and looks down when someone brings a new pitcher. Being over 30 is hard.
Sorator13: LUL
quasi79fu: ahahahaha
SaxPython: !clip
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adept_nekomancer: It's a symmetric effect, which means it's fair!
kusinohki: friendly dungeon token reminder
GredGredmansson: yeah beej did it
TriseAlpha: but Beej has the most health rn...
kusinohki: I have massive lag...
matthaus_c: imagine antagonizing such a sweet goblin gam gam
AdamYMHMI: Joran is very low key.
Halinn: The greatest trick the blue mage ever pulled was convincing the table he was not the threat
SaxPython: boooooooo
DeM0nFiRe: lrrWOW
GredGredmansson: tomSilence
Baseclef: Hate.
DudelidouX: Don't think they were surprised by that one
KWardJenx: Please leave
TemporallyAwry: Jeez ... lrrWOW
jacqui_lantern234: a sneaky lil trans masc? call that a he/he/he
heartofgoldfish: huh, are wheeler's parents historians?
TemporallyAwry: Bring back the horse joke
saucemaster5000: the wedding was just signing the lease right?
matthaus_c: tbf, his husband didn't even know he's gay
GredGredmansson: predator handshake
Lokolos: They don't even know he's gay.
AdamYMHMI: A friend with legal and medical benefits.
TemporallyAwry: The best part of AFK, is the pizza ;p
mowdownjoe: Pizza? I'm in?
kusinohki: #cakebits
josh___something: Drafting guilty gear?
TriseAlpha: I sense this is gonna be painful...
azureHaights: mattlrFine
Juliamon: Oh no, that's just squid piss
SaxPython: @juliamon oh no
josh___something: Squid piss is DEEPLY disturbing
Sorator13: if anyone can handle drinking Cthulu's piss, it's probably Bryn
saucemaster5000: the poor chef who thought squid ink and squid piss was the same thing...
AdamYMHMI: It's a... uh... delicacy?
MagicaKing: Ben plays guilty gear? does he stream that?
TriseAlpha: Nerodia is a fun character
GredGredmansson: lose 2 alcohol or lose 2 fortitude?
ckupf: You get shroud
TriseAlpha: get high o get stoned. LUL
Fruan: I thought this was a game about drinking, but that is clearly getting stoned.
Sorator13: you phase out
micalovits: Untill your turn, which is just about now right
Halinn: It'll get you stoned
Sorator13: omg beej
DelphineSynastria: beej takes a nap.
Sorator13: thank you heather for being the voice of reason
GredGredmansson: heather is no longer immune
TriseAlpha: got un-stoned
GredGredmansson: beej is busy being stoned literally
GredGredmansson: being stone* sorry
matthaus_c: this better not awaken a petrification kink
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs CurseLit lunarj1Fangs
neebusjeebus: she could petrify me any time
TriseAlpha: @neebusjeebus Yes she can.
kusinohki: she's definitaly making something harden (I'm sorry)
saucemaster5000: You know why Joran
saucemaster5000: Easy to kingmake when the king is mono blue
matthaus_c: this is what happens when you bring Sen Triplets
TriseAlpha: Beating up Joran should be expected.
GredGredmansson: been loses 2 fortitude?
GredGredmansson: oh
quasi79fu: blanc
quasi79fu: means white right??
TriseAlpha: Bleagh
Pteraspidomorphi: Yes
GredGredmansson: @quasi79fu its spelled "blech"
quasi79fu: oh ok
Juliamon: ("blech" is a play on "blanc")
matthaus_c: found the Tron player
ExarSnow: dungeon token reminder
GredGredmansson: I think heather should be at 7
TriseAlpha: Wait... stoned characters can't be targeted, right?
frozenphoenix7: @TriseAlpha By Actions, but the drink wasn't an action
TriseAlpha: maybe I'm wrong
quasi79fu: oh dear
A_Dub888: Ben "I'm feeling picked on" Ulmer
quasi79fu: thats powerful
quasi79fu: or not
quasi79fu: lol
SaxPython: lol
NewtyNewts: Oof
josh___something: LOL
Kelderan: Womp
adept_nekomancer: Oh no, the hydration!
GredGredmansson: that water expired
matthaus_c: that water could have squid piss in it, we don't know
GirlPainting: Hail Hydrate!
Noy2222: Water has a sell-by date?
GredGredmansson: actually, the container its kept in does
saucemaster5000: Yeah, cause Joran can't orde that many drinks, Dad'll complain about the charges and lower his allowance
kusinohki: I hate it when my water expires.... (I think that's called evaporation)
Sorator13: oh lord
GredGredmansson: so you made someone's chair disappear
Fruan: Skins of trees and the bones of beasts! Oh, wait? WARP wood? Never mind.
quasi79fu: Omg Ben
adept_nekomancer: More haunted booze?
quasi79fu: really
margieargie: Ben, where are you finding these?!
Kelderan: Lol Fruan
Uzumaki15: Has Ben had a normal drink this game? XD
quasi79fu: Ben has the best drinks
josh___something: Ben stop drinking ghosts
quasi79fu: one last counter
adept_nekomancer: Someone must have installed a bunch of ghosts in these drinks
A_Dub888: 7
Noy2222: It's a party in Joran's liver and everyone's invited!
Earthenone: Joran is just drinking XP pots
AdamYMHMI: I guess Ben's really getting into the... spirits! hahahahahaha!
red_shoes_jeff: Let a man drink his spirits in peace!
quasi79fu: eww
quasi79fu: that sounds bad
frank_the_great: Rrrrrrrrrunoff
adept_nekomancer: That's definitely squid piss
SaxPython: SabaPing
frank_the_great: I drink your milkshake
Kramburger: Did someone say wall moisture? seabatTROG
josh___something: That's EVERYONE piss
quasi79fu: nooo
quasi79fu: just no
Earthenone: !patreon
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Dread_Pirate_Westley: Storm sewer or sanitary?
Pharmacistjudge: what if the sewer is pristinely clean for...some...odd...reason
SaxPython: do i get to pick the wall?
red_shoes_jeff: You'd have to bankrupt a country for me to CONSIDER IT.
frank_the_great: Unironically, probably $200
Gadora: time for #sewerbits? :p
mjiig: Note to self, never send either Ben to negotiate on my behalf
Lokolos: @mjiig LUL
quasi79fu: oof
SaxPython: spicy
quasi79fu: OH nooooo wheeeler
GredGredmansson: no
Earthenone: !card wheel of mis
LRRbot: Wheel of Misfortune [2R] | Sorcery | Each player secretly chooses a number 0 or greater, then all players reveal those numbers simultaneously and determine the highest and lowest numbers revealed this way. Wheel of Misfortune deals damage equal to the highest number to each player who chose that number. Each player who didn't choose the lowest number discards their hand, then draws seven cards.
GredGredmansson: the winning bidder is the one who pays
Twilight_Spark: Cowards Kappa
saucemaster5000: the winning bladder is the one who pees
quasi79fu: so when it gets to Beeej again we get new dungeon event
Angreed66: cowards live
GredGredmansson: beej didn't MAKE you pay
quasi79fu: oh nooo
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
TriseAlpha: C-c-c-combo!
Welbog: You can never leave gambling
neebusjeebus: god i hate Joran
quasi79fu: joran might be the worst lol
josh___something: Joran IS the worst
saucemaster5000: I'm inviting Joran to every event in my life from now on
saucemaster5000: I'll look better by comparison
quasi79fu: hahahhaa
neebusjeebus: cant you play a card that says you duck out if someone plays a raise card?
SaxPython: ook ook
TriseAlpha: They don't call her "Lucky" for nothing!
EricTheOrange: goblin likes money huh... racist
GredGredmansson: @neebusjeebus does one exist?
Kelderan: The gambo gabbo
kusinohki: assuming direct control...
A_Dub888: !card delver of secrets
LRRbot: Delver of Secrets [U] (back: Insectile Aberration) | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. You may reveal that card. If an instant or sorcery card is revealed this way, transform Delver of Secrets.
SaxPython: lol
quasi79fu: beeej wins
neebusjeebus: @GredGredmansson as in ones such as the one ben played, that says you can play it when you must ante. since raising makes everyone ante, cant you use it to duck that ante?
SaxPython: !card treasure cruise
LRRbot: Treasure Cruise [7U] | Sorcery | Delve / Draw three cards.
Kramburger: "I ALSO like to live dangerously
Gekyouryuu: "I've been playing this game for FIFTY YEARS! hopefully I win someday."
saucemaster5000: What's wheeler's heat at?
josh___something: The nominative determinism for Lucky is real
quasi79fu: ahhahaahhhaa
AdamYMHMI: I got really confused for a second, since I thought Beej had somehow just won the whole game.
adept_nekomancer: Why does this tavern have so much squid piss?
TriseAlpha: For legal reasons...
quasi79fu: maybe because its near a ocean??
saucemaster5000: holy...
AdamYMHMI: @adept_nekomancer There was a sale.
TriseAlpha: Muscle mommy says "no"
quasi79fu: oh dear Heather
SaxPython: Right to Bare Arms
quasi79fu: lol
veelofar: I'm so gay for that art. T.T
quasi79fu: oh dear
SaxPython: Woah
quasi79fu: the no no zone lol
TriseAlpha: Umm...?
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
SaxPython: CurseLit CurseLit CurseLit
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh my lanta
e_bloc: tell me more about the no-no zone
SaxPython: BOP
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I have hte vaptors
definenull: !adult
LRRbot: I need a better adult!
neebusjeebus: bonk me momma
quasi79fu: omg
TriseAlpha: Punch back!
Halinn: 😳
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSHINE
josh___something: Mother
DEATHlikescats: Want those beefy arms
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I want her to bicep curl me
namagem1: Hubba
JonnyGlitched: deep cut
veelofar: Sorry, Mommy? Sorry, Mommy? Sorry
JonnyGlitched: Just like Misery
quasi79fu: wait the card says F U??
GredGredmansson: "you wanna play, huh?" No, actually
Kelderan: Chat suddenly got very thirsty XD
DEATHlikescats: djagelBODIED HypeDaze
matthaus_c: wait is she australian
Noy2222: Beej can't play that
SaxPython: #thestack
Noy2222: You have to take the damage before the hitback
GhostofJeffGoldblum: what is this, a blue mirror?
GredGredmansson: how come
korvys: Is Bryn Australian?
namagem1: @Kelderan I mean ben started it
GhostofJeffGoldblum: well, we're all in love.
red_shoes_jeff: @Kelderan "Suddenly?"
neebusjeebus: well shes a pirate right?
Kelderan: @Kelderan It's true...
CururuGuasu: Status quo! Status quo!
jamesk902: Mate is also a thing that sailors use dot say.
EricTheOrange: Ifd shes australian does that make her better or worse?
josh___something: You can't play it until the card resolved
Kramburger: TBF, certain subsets of Brit throse the word mate around too
TriseAlpha: Which means you already took the damage, meaning you're no longer "about to take" damage.
GredGredmansson: but you can't play that one unless you've already lost the fortitude?
Kelderan: Okay, fair red_shoes_jeff. Chat is still thirsty'
GredGredmansson: is what I'm getting?
A_Dub888: !findquote drink
LRRbot: Quote #3823: "Some of us drink alcohol that tastes like leather" —Ben Soileau [2017-01-09]
TriseAlpha: Whatever, have fun your way.
quasi79fu: where is Noy??
Shadowsoflife: @Kelderan chat is always thirsty
SaxPython: NotLikeThis
adept_nekomancer: Sorry, we've only got squid piss, no troll piss
Earthenone: heres a drop of mind rot
Mr_Bitterness: So Joran just has magic roofies?
red_shoes_jeff: @Kelderan So thirsty, I had to go refill my drink.
josh___something: Joran, VERY much an asshols
Shadowsoflife: @Kelderan See
quasi79fu: oh dear
margieargie: Blue player, blue player!
adept_nekomancer: "pass" (leaves 8 mana up)
princess_intell: force of will
Mr_Bitterness: @princess_intell Force of Will!
JonnyGlitched: This style of play has become so familiar
princess_intell: FORCE of WILL
GredGredmansson: where'd it go
quasi79fu: Joran is so rude
margieargie: That's the frame people screenshot when they want to complain about how bad the animation of a show is <_<
princess_intell: sure "pass with blue mana up"
GredGredmansson: @margieargie because nothing says "animation" like a still image
EricTheOrange: Joran seems like a real ass
neebusjeebus: Joran is the type of dude to waggle his finger and go "ah ah ah!"
namagem1: God this game is so good
margieargie: @GredGredmansson Yyyyyep.
namagem1: How many characters are there now?
quasi79fu: famous words to live by...Im going to regret this lol
neebusjeebus: god her arms...
LoadingReadyRun: @namagem1 somewhere around 50
SaxPython: Don't you know that you're toxic?
quasi79fu: dungeon event time
namagem1: Wild
Noy2222: 55
namagem1: I played this as it came out, and expansions were coming out regularly
Noy2222: TECHNICALLY 56, 1 is not for sale right now.
red_shoes_jeff: OOOOO
quasi79fu: here comes death
margieargie: Storm count is three
neebusjeebus: hes storming!
SaxPython: KomodoHype KomodoHype KomodoHype
GredGredmansson: dark ale AND light ale
namagem1: I think the last time I played RDI 4 was out
red_shoes_jeff: DRINK
GredGredmansson: Stormbrau is so good
quasi79fu: haahahhaah
PharaohBender27: :D
namagem1: BRUTAL
quasi79fu: Rudeee lol
quasi79fu: Dungeon time
josh___something: Beej explodes!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Beej's liver has catastrophically exploded.
jamesk902: WASTED
Angreed66: redeeming the stack issue
TemporallyAwry: Split the money or something, right?
quasi79fu: did he have any money???
goombalax: going out drunk is way better than going out broke. at least you get a room
JonnyGlitched: Well done Ulmer
namagem1: Yeah half rounded up goes to inn, the rest goes to the partty
Noy2222: Beej splits his money. Half to the inn, the rest goes to the players
quasi79fu: oh nooo
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs
SnackPak_: rip
Noy2222: No one is in control
Noy2222: GII goes as normal, just no one in control
SaxPython: !control
LRRbot: Beej is in control.
GredGredmansson: we just said he's not
quasi79fu: Yay Noy
Welbog: Jesse Faden is in control
GredGredmansson: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a curling rink.
Kelderan: Noy to the rescue
GredGredmansson: the ambulance is coming for beej's passed out body
iris_of_ether: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
quasi79fu: oh dear
GhostofJeffGoldblum: coward.
SaxPython: CurseLit
quasi79fu: hahahhaha
quasi79fu: thats awesome card
namagem1: Just change the rules of the game
namagem1: Wil
namagem1: wild*
quasi79fu: oh come on lol
SaxPython: OSFrog
quasi79fu: Omg wut
Kelderan: Whoa. That face
quasi79fu: bens brain exploded
GredGredmansson: it said "until the end of the turn"
Noy2222: Normal GII cards can be played now
GredGredmansson: oh my bad
Noy2222: Sometimes only applies until the round goes back to Lucky
GredGredmansson: its only for a single pass
quasi79fu: haahahah
SaxPython: !clip
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PharaohBender27: lunarj1Heart
adambomb625: wasn't this blood money?
quasi79fu: Noy you are awesome
GredGredmansson: it was blood money
saucemaster5000: Wait, an expansion that makes the game longer and more confusing? When has that ever happened in a board game?
Noy2222: Lucky gains ZERO heat
SaxPython: simmer down naow
TriseAlpha: punch back
GredGredmansson: it happened again
josh___something: Consistency!
Angreed66: can't ignore a card that's resolved
SaxPython: amazing
GredGredmansson: @Angreed66 this already happened; its a house rule now
josh___something: (Consistency, chat... shh)
heartofgoldfish: Does that card have a broken character square in it
remyjette: This game needs a stack
kusinohki: !findquote house rule
LRRbot: Quote #4847: "Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule." —Cameron [2018-03-26]
LithelyUnshod: Still works for Magic. You can't counter a Bolt after it's dealt its damage
GredGredmansson: @LithelyUnshod so its more the timing that's being missed; they are "casting" them before they take the damage?
adept_nekomancer: Beej had almost as much booze as the rest of the table combined
GredGredmansson: i can't tell because I can't see the cards
josh___something: It's fine, chat. it's better that we're consistent than correct
LithelyUnshod: The reactions specifically say to play them *after* they take the fortitude hit
Angreed66: one of the cards has a condition to cast that only applies if the orginal resolved
Noy2222: Curses go away once Natyli loses the game.
LithelyUnshod: @josh___something I agree. Just for future
GredGredmansson: @LithelyUnshod well they missed that bit and now we have to live with it
TemporallyAwry: Going down cursing ;p
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I clearly missed something, how is Heather dead at 9 health taking 2 damage?
GredGredmansson: @GhostofJeffGoldblum you "die" once your health matches your alcohol
Gekyouryuu: @GhostofJeffGoldblum if you're more drunk than your HP
TriseAlpha: ooh, a Dare...
GhostofJeffGoldblum: aaaaaah
GredGredmansson: and its not a death, you just can no longer hold your liquor
kusinohki: when alcohol level meets fortitude, the player is out of the game
Angreed66: Luckily the first time beej was overkilled even with the mistake later
margieargie: Ouch
TemporallyAwry: Let's go - TPK!
Baseclef: TPK!
TriseAlpha: We're all friends here. Drinkin' fightin', gamblin', havin' a grand ol' time at the pub!
saucemaster5000: Terence PhilipKlein
Shadowsoflife: TPK
adept_nekomancer: In this case, it's more of a PTD -- party totally drunk
margieargie: Are you sure the characters are getting drunk? If they're being served by a gorgon I'd figure they'd get... stoned <_<
jacqui_lantern234: i will never tire of heather being a chaos goblin :p
Gekyouryuu: Thilip Peymour Koffman
saucemaster5000: The poor Uber driver
GredGredmansson: i think its funny that Heather's character lost by her chair vanishing and her falling to the floor
red_shoes_jeff: Tavern Populace Kicked (out)
AdamYMHMI: Total Pub Krawl
SaxPython: What do you do with a drunken sailor?
TriseAlpha: TPK = Mutually Assured Destruction.
Kramburger: Tuck Parry Kill, Who would you cast as Friar Tuck, who do you think you could parry, and who would you get to sing 30 second's to Mar's The Kill at Karoke
jedi_master_zll: I'm imagining all of Natyli's dolls pushing them back home in the cart.
quasi79fu: ded
SaxPython: KomodoHype
quasi79fu: yay
GhostofJeffGoldblum: go goblin grandma go!
Noy2222: Sometimes she wins
GredGredmansson: yeah in this case I think Joran might actually be dead
A_Dub888: lrrSACK
AllTheWeasels: wheelerOok wheelerOok wheelerOok
Kelderan: Lucky Lucky
KWardJenx: Well done!
saucemaster5000: Legacy game rules
LoadingReadyRun: @SaxPython throw her in the hold with the captain's daughter?
Angreed66: both times the mistake was rectified
Noy2222: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
SaxPython: @SaxPython FBtouchdown
red_shoes_jeff: jlrrBreak
GredGredmansson: @Angreed66 its not a mistake anymore, its a house rule
Darleysam: put 'er in the longboat 'til she's sober
LithelyUnshod: I love how "This round's almost over" took us to almost the next hour XD
Noy2222: Fun thing about RDI is that if you make mistakes, it's USUALLY not the end of the world.
jacqui_lantern234: hey chat! 2nd daily reminder that i love you all AGGRESSIVELY!!!!! <3
TriseAlpha: Weird fact: all of the verses in "Drunken Sailor" are actually horrible punishments/tortures.
Noy2222: It's a very fair and even game.
red_shoes_jeff: Well, after all that drinking, gambling, and fighting, I guess I'd better get ready for work. Bye chat, hi Future Me!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @TriseAlpha I certainly would not want ton be put in the scupper with a hosepipe on me, it's true.,
SaxPython: The flavor of this game is incredible. The cards and characters are well imagined
jacqui_lantern234: @SaxPython youre incredible!!! BOOM ROASTED!!! <3
SaxPython: @SaxPython <3 no, u <3
jacqui_lantern234: NO U MORE
Sorator13: I know I'm forgetting something in my "get the things I forgot the first time" grocery order, but I cannot remember what...
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I love this Lo Fi Beats To Tavern To soundtracjk
SaxPython: I guess I lose compliment gambling?
Noy2222: My favorite character is Piper, an archer. A lot of her cards are arrow-based puns.
jacqui_lantern234: @Sorator13 this is just how i live my life
SaxPython: butter, baking soda, onions
Sorator13: @Sorator13 I don't normally *do* a pickup order, is the problem. I'm very visual with groceries, and I walk through most of the store to get what I need.
Sorator13: but I'm sick and don't want to get other people sick, so I'm doing pickup for now
Sorator13: but it's so hard to switch methods like that
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Sorator13: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
JonnyGlitched: I haven to know who's playing this synth pan flute
jacqui_lantern234: @Sorator13 im just a useless clod with a horrible memory when it comes to groceries
Sorator13: I feel that
spo8n: picture yourself walking through the grocery store, getting other people sick, then feel good that you made a better choice
Sorator13: I just know that I'm going to realize tomorrow what I forgot again :D
Mythallian: uh question: why is scorn on talking simulator instead of lets nope?
kusinohki: I go through my apartment and make a list of everything I think I need, and still walk down every aisle looking at everything because I will often find something I forgot to put on the list...
SaxPython: oooOOOoooh
LithelyUnshod: @Mythallian They did it already
Mythallian: ah
jacqui_lantern234: @Mythallian probs cause ben and adam have done scorn, and cam and cori wanna play it too :p
Juliamon: There's a *lot* to talk about with Scorn
Mythallian: ok fair
jacqui_lantern234: @Juliamon and about 69% of it is just all the dick references Kappa
jacqui_lantern234: id say im sorry here, but we all know thats a lie :p
JonnyGlitched: Is this music from Skyrim?
LithelyUnshod: What's the plus/minus on utterances of the word Giger in the first episode?
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the friends you made along the way
Spades_Slicc: lrrbot that's called a coffin
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote dragon
LRRbot: Quote #5246: "Maybe if we kill both dragons and take over the crime family, people will finally believe we're the good guys." —Paul [2018-08-06]
jacqui_lantern234: @LoadingReadyRun hey paul! youre doing awesome work and i appreciate you! <3
saucemaster5000: Everyone says everything is better with muppets? Muppets Scorn. Do it Henson company, you cowards
Mythallian: wait what about muppet praetors?
LithelyUnshod: @saucemaster5000 The ultimate in Wet Puppets
SaxPython: KomodoHype
Gekyouryuu: 12, but you're in a bar?
quatoria: you could be a 2000 year old dragon!
Noy2222: Startusk!
Earthenone: you could be legal in your area@
Mythallian: the "oh no they're HOT" group?
josh___something: Ben is correct
quasi79fu: oh dear
GredGredmansson: neat
HadesLeprechaun: you're at a bar drinking alcohol, I don't think WotC would -allow- you to be 12
TemporallyAwry: Gnomes are complicated PrideHeyyy
Faulpyr: Wizgille is my fave
josh___something: Daddy Startusk 😍
quatoria: I bet ravens have very low alcohol tolerances
GredGredmansson: he's a stance fighter
Earthenone: regular, bear, tree, raven.... which is the hottest form?
Riandisa: Wizgille is a lot of fun
Chesul: Ah, Druid, I think Ian enjoyed that one.
Shadowsoflife: Yes
GredGredmansson: become as tree
adept_nekomancer: "wait, did that tree just start gambling?"
Sorator13: I'll save you! Tree powers, activate! *pop*
Tangsm: There had better be a "make like a tree and leaf a gambling round" card.
jacqui_lantern234: !quote tree
DelphineSynastria: so a summoner, got it
Juliamon: !findquote tree
LRRbot: Quote #7896: "If you hit a tree you explode. If you hit a mushroom you just lose balls." —Graham [2021-12-15]
A_Dub888: !card professional facebreaker
LRRbot: Professional Face-Breaker [2R] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/3] | Menace / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. / Sacrifice a Treasure: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.
matthaus_c: always misremember this card as Professor Face-Breaker
josh___something: How dare
matthaus_c: Elon Tusk
margieargie: Oh, uh, hello... <3
DEATHlikescats: McCracken?
SaxPython: Do you think Phyll and Gneiss Gregg hang out? duDudu
Juliamon: Hot Coffee Dad
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Beej is a coldstone!
Shadowsoflife: Are we just on Bryn's ship?
Manwichcannon: @Shadowsoflife Well, the captain is Whiehawk
Manwichcannon: Whitehawk*
Noy2222: Fun fact - if you put all the Mix-Ins together, they form a long picture.
josh___something: There's a captain character... Whitehawk's the name O think?
Shadowsoflife: @Shadowsoflife Neat
matthaus_c: he's charging $8 to add a little blue hat to your drink
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs
laundreydhull: Startusk Industries; LRR Earth-B335
GredGredmansson: somehow, the one with 4 stances ISN'T the most complicated
Lobo_Apache: We're going on a trip? In a very stolen ship?
Dog_of_Myth: Speed Chaos Boat Pub Crawl?
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:08:15.
Sibwow: hi elton john
jacqui_lantern234: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 14:59:52. lrrSPOT
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I'm with Paul on this one
GhostofJeffGoldblum: what I am learning is that every character in this game is hot.
KeytarCat: Wake up in time to split loot, and everyone is fine with it because she both 1) has the boat and 2) always loses
josh___something: My man's built like a brick shithouse
HadesLeprechaun: givin me Gaston vibes
jessieimproved: This is a fantasy tavern. You are either grisled, or hot, or grisled and hot
KeytarCat: (I'm making shit up, I just got here)
laundreydhull: & then plague their bets...!!
quasi79fu: feisty gnome lol
matthaus_c: that's so raven
quasi79fu: im now a raven LOL
Noy2222: KAW!
GredGredmansson: peck his eyes out
Earthenone: did a player make him lose fortitude? i thought it was a random gnome :P
CAKHost: !birb
LRRbot: Wark, wark!
adept_nekomancer: Fight gnome, turn into birb. This tracks.
Dog_of_Myth: @matthaus_c LUL
Shadowsoflife: XD
asthanius: Is that an Odin joke?
SaxPython: play a sub game of Wingspan
NewtyNewts: Does the gnome take it, or Ben?
quasi79fu: i am birb
JonnyGlitched: So, nothing.
Angreed66: they are lightweights
quasi79fu: hahahhahaha
Alex_Frostfire: Absolute lightweights.
Pharmacistjudge: I perfer melee
korvys: Ben has demonstrated a loop
MrTheWalrus: Ca-caw.
CAKHost: !birb
LRRbot: Peck your beak!
CAKHost: again!
MrTheWalrus: Pardon
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I did not hear "ship"
GredGredmansson: I CAST BOAT
quasi79fu: i heard something else
Mythallian: thats not what i heard at all
KeytarCat: Got hit, turned into a bird, shat on Sam, then flew away
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
GredGredmansson: so how much is that after everything
SaxPython: lol
dumbo3k: didn't ben also take 2 in that back and forth?
quasi79fu: i think so
Dog_of_Myth: Like Randy Johnson and a bird....
DeChunkandFriends: If pokemon taught me anything, it's that my money's on the bird
GredGredmansson: yeah ben I think is also at 18
Shadowsoflife: you ever try to punch a bird?
niccus: time to sea events
JonnyGlitched: Nobody makes that sound while drinking
e_bloc: one quiet ride
adept_nekomancer: The entire last level of Celeste taught me how difficult it is to punch a bird.
quasi79fu: so new event at Heathers turn
DeChunkandFriends: @Shadowsoflife barrYOU
jacqui_lantern234: imagine going home at 8 Kappa
matthaus_c: Bad Dragon... Coffee.
GredGredmansson: orcish coffee
TemporallyAwry: Oh, that joke took a second LuvOops
NewtyNewts: Pretty good. Not like those BAD dragon sizes...
HadesLeprechaun: introduce our new dragon size **ck another player, they lose 2 fortitude
Greendrag13: @matthaus_c Fills you right up
Shadowsoflife: @Shadowsoflife Nope
quasi79fu: you started a brawl
quasi79fu: lol
quasi79fu: OMg Ben
matthaus_c: four-titude!
quasi79fu: whyyy
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Nelvin hits hard!
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jacqui_lantern234: FOURtitude
NewtyNewts: No more teeth!
SaxPython: NotLikeThis
TetraRay: LOL
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
jacqui_lantern234: @matthaus_c #SameBrainCell
gibbousm: Ben vs Ben
GhostofJeffGoldblum: You underestimate the potency of the shit,Ben
saucemaster5000: Explain how you would try to break Tetris to ben for 8 hours
DeChunkandFriends: It's an enclosed tube, Ben. The smell wafts through the cabin!
FITorion: how many did Beej take?
GredGredmansson: 0
JonnyGlitched: That's not funny Wheeler
matthaus_c: @jacqui_lantern234 drift compatible PrideUwu
matthaus_c: heckbent!
FITorion: oh I see
quasi79fu: event time nowww
Mythallian: beej head empty
quatoria: Boy Ulmer is *fast* to go in on blood feud against a single player. "Oh, you counter attack me? we are mortal enemies!"
quasi79fu: wooops
quasi79fu: ahahahaha
adept_nekomancer: a drinksplosion, even
quasi79fu: eventtt
MadWolf1290: prisoner's dilemma!
JonnyGlitched: cowards
Noy2222: Good bird
quasi79fu: BEns turn is next event
Eramis8: cowards the collection.
Raincoast_Bear: Agree. Times for to turn Traitor.
quasi79fu: hahahahah
GredGredmansson: *stock bear noise*
SaxPython: !card Bearscape
LRRbot: Bearscape [1GG] | Enchantment | {1}{G}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Create a 2/2 green Bear creature token.
quasi79fu: im impressed
margieargie: You know what, I am impressed.
quasi79fu: oh nooo
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "fight this bear"
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "old man, fight this bear"
Eramis8: Fight the Bear!
quasi79fu: hahahah what
HadesLeprechaun: ah, Dloin!
Noy2222: Gimme back mah helmet!
GredGredmansson: so Ben has 4 Brawls now, does something happen?
GredGredmansson: ben's ahead of me
SaxPython: @HadesLeprechaun same. Totally legally distinct Gimli
Jobot180: Like a drive-by kick in the nuts
Dog_of_Myth: This is a big ship to have all these brawls.
Raincoast_Bear: He turns Traitor?
KeytarCat: I flavor it as the party beating the shit out of challengers, but slowly losing steam
quasi79fu: after ben is new ship event...unless Ben starts a brawl that kills everyone
Mazrae: i had most of the stream muted in the background i will really need to watch from the beginning to catch everything
quasi79fu: meaaaad
korvys: It's-a mead! Mario
GredGredmansson: so looking it up; Bear gets to do extra damage when playing damage cards, but when gambling their initial ante is 2 instead of 1
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rogerivany: Gambling! I'm in.
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quasi79fu: Krakennn
adept_nekomancer: Hey, we found the source of all that piss!
gibbousm: are you squidding me?
Eramis8: All Squidding around.
quasi79fu: Hesss a Treeee
lion_byte: Firmly Grasp It
jacqui_lantern234: Kraken Deez :p
GhostofJeffGoldblum: don't you hate it when you're out drinking with your friends and a giant squid ransacks the bar?
quasi79fu: hes an elf not treee?? cool
gibbousm: that was quite aggressive gambling
heartofgoldfish: i was hoping there was a card named Let's Bussing Go
Shadowsoflife: ^
Aarek: the best 2 workds in red dragon inn?
Aarek: *words
quasi79fu: haahahhaah
quasi79fu: I like wizgilles deck
noSmokeFire: this is why there aren't more coffee shops on pirate ships
NewtyNewts: You are very sorry.
GredGredmansson: do ALL of Heathers cards have Gear Effects?
ExarSnow: reminder for ship tokens
NewtyNewts: Does Beej not have mix-ins yet?
dumbo3k: @GredGredmansson not all, but quite a few
quasi79fu: Hey it worked
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
GhostofJeffGoldblum: true love, right here
JonnyGlitched: So I guess screw the original artists
Raincoast_Bear: joekimBeer joekimBeer joekimBeer
quasi79fu: is it me or is Beeeh dying quickly???
quasi79fu: LOL
NewtyNewts: I'd like to, uh... swear loudly?
gibbousm: speed run Beej
Greendrag13: In keeping with the nautical theme, everyone is whaling on Beej!
dumbo3k: this just in, Gnomish Inventress hates local Barista because they always get her name and order wrong
blip2004: this music sounds like its final fantasy 10
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kusinohki: @jonnyglitched chances are (I don't actually know) it's the same artist throughout. they just got better by doing lots of art
quasi79fu: ahahahahah
GredGredmansson: aaaaaaaa too many cards
quasi79fu: OH nooo
Bruceski: MORE STEAM
TemporallyAwry: This Round feels a lot more violent and less "drinking & gambling" than the last one lrrSPOOP
quasi79fu: this is a loop of pain
quasi79fu: Neeeinnn
citizen_pain: @TemporallyAwry think there's been more physical attacks than drinks this game
Faulpyr: Wizgille is a lot of chaotic energy
adept_nekomancer: Coffee is a dangerous business
gibbousm: oh no, poor Beej
GredGredmansson: interesting that she did that before the kicker
GredGredmansson: chaser*
CAKHost: !birb
LRRbot: Peck your beak!
quasi79fu: i become birb
Noy2222: I become bird, pecker of worlds.
kusinohki: it's bird, bear, elf, and tree?
jacqui_lantern234: over the top Billy Boyd impression: "N A T U R E!"
quasi79fu: event in coming
adept_nekomancer: That could end up as a... grizzly situation.
ExarSnow: ship token
CAKHost: I thought you were a birb?
TemporallyAwry: @adept_nekomancer lrrWOW
Twilight_Spark: @CAKHost reverted at start of turn.
James_the_Dabbler: They like to huff airplane fuel too
kusinohki: let's see the inspiration for cocaine bear...
Shadowsoflife: @jacqui_lantern234 One of my story character yelling "WHAT?!"
quasi79fu: i was birb...now im elf... wait no im bear?? what am i again???
CAKHost: @Twilight_Spark Ah
drewm1022: Cocaine bear is actually a sequel to whiskey bear.
GredGredmansson: she was a girl, she was a bear, she was a tree
Kelderan: Ben calling anyone kids XD
MrTheWalrus: 'mystic herbs'
SnackPak_: that's code for getting high, right?
quasi79fu: start a brawl
thraximore: hook hand man hook car door
quasi79fu: right??
tehfewl: car door hook hand
citizen_pain: man door hand hook car door
Aarek: tonight on AFK, hook hand dice roll challenege!
GredGredmansson: mr sandman, man me a sand
quasi79fu: niiice beeeej
jacqui_lantern234: @GredGredmansson make him so sandy, the sandiest man
Scarbble: mr sandman, man me a sand
NewtyNewts: Ship Token reminder
GredGredmansson: make him the cutest, man car door hook hand
James_the_Dabbler: Make me a manses, with handses and sandses
josh___something: You can also only add 1 mixin
saucemaster5000: Sounds like running a small business to me
adept_nekomancer: It's dungeon logic. If they defeat you in combat you drop their money as loot.
Lobo_Apache: Eat the Rich
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
saucemaster5000: Yeah, the barista tips -- best loot in the dungeon....
TemporallyAwry: Do you know how many Pixies it takes to make a cup of punch PrideLaugh
Lobo_Apache: Now it's Drink the Rich
Sorator13: HUD suggestion, if you feel like it @LoadingReadyRun : you could put a "net" figure for each player (fortitude minus drunkenness) in the middle of the player cards. Would be helpful!
goombalax: wizgille is one of the hardest characters to win with
LoadingReadyRun: @Sorator13 not a bad idea
GredGredmansson: 9, 7, 4, 6 right now
saucemaster5000: I'm still playing spelunky 2, will beat that weird secret final level one of these days
Noy2222: Fun Samantha fact: During development, the creators discussed whether or not pencils exist in this world.
Shadowsoflife: neat
NewtyNewts: Event!
Lobo_Apache: @Noy2222 That must have lead to many gra-FIGHTS
Shadowsoflife: @Noy2222 ysbrydPunjail
Sorator13: YES
kusinohki: mattlrBonk
Sorator13: I love ghost pirates!!
Twilight_Spark: Moon's full of ghost pirates.
SaxPython: Pirates 2: Electric Boogaloo
GredGredmansson: ghost pirates less effective when dead
Sorator13: "I don't have time for you, ghost pirates!"
GredGredmansson: Isn't that only for gamblings that the bird starts?
josh___something: Bird up
JonnyGlitched: aaaaaaand
GredGredmansson: eh he's not going to run out anyway
Chesul: I believe yeah, the Bird only gets to avoid Anti if it's the one that starts the gambling.
josh___something: Oh... okee... *Coughs fire*
Chesul: otherwise it anti's as normal.
JonnyGlitched: ok what
TetraRay: bird law is complicated
josh___something: Y'know... Ben, also ben... easy to get confused
Alex_Frostfire: They need specialized bird lawyers.
saucemaster5000: I want one
JonnyGlitched: You've been playing this for years
quasi79fu: fire salamander bun sounds fascinating
quasi79fu: how spicy is it though??
Shadowsoflife: Yes
kusinohki: something something birds being a flight risk...
James_the_Dabbler: This is such a bit
Noy2222: Cheater! May the gods strike you down!
Sorator13: does Beej need to draw a chaser, also?
GredGredmansson: the point of a drinking contest is that you drink them
NewtyNewts: Still have to drink it, yeah
Noy2222: Heather's card can't be passed. It's the result of an event
Gadora: Beej is at threen plus chaser?
GredGredmansson: ^^^
quasi79fu: doesnt Beeej get a chaser though
Noy2222: Beej gets another card
Sorator13: I'm pretty sure you do, yeah
ExarSnow: none of you actually gain any alchol
josh___something: RIP beej
Sorator13: RIP beej
ExarSnow: at the end of the card it said they all count as 0
quasi79fu: 07 Beej
Sorator13: @ExarSnow no; only events are 0
Greendrag13: @ExarSnow The Drink Events count as 0
MadWolf1290: @ExarSnow that was just for any events they drew
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Never forget Wheeler's number
josh___something: @exarsnow only drink EVENTS count as zero
GredGredmansson: @ExarSnow a boring drinking contest if you don't drink them
Sorator13: hooray, Beej resurrected!
ExarSnow: didn't hear them say the event part
niccus: all crows are brunk
josh___something: Oh right, bird drunk
quasi79fu: this birb cant fly straight
Sorator13: dird brunk
GredGredmansson: yeah its the card ITSELF that counts as zero, like if someone else revealed another Drinking Contest
JonnyGlitched: It won't make a difference
Raincoast_Bear: joekimBeer joekimBeer joekimBeer
James_the_Dabbler: @Sorator13 dird brunk is hilarious, thank you
Sorator13: @Sorator13 :D
Cavemanhar: i declare a thumb war
quasi79fu: my thumbs are borked
quasi79fu: do toes count
Cavemanhar: id say yes
SaxPython: lol lol lol
SaxPython: CurseLit
GredGredmansson: the house always win
quasi79fu: uh oh
Halinn: It's my favorite card
quasi79fu: death??
Easilycrazyhat: The game was rigged from the start
DeChunkandFriends: Gex reboot when?
Angreed66: wench earned that coin for putting up with these characters
quasi79fu: yo ho..yo hooo....the gnome is ded
Noy2222: Oh! Floor gold!
ArcLightningCanuck: And then there were three.
GredGredmansson: henlo am lf
DeChunkandFriends: Somehow Beej wasn't the first out
djalternative: we need an alf deck for red dragon inn
quasi79fu: death drink time??
quasi79fu: oh wow
MadWolf1290: the 2 point swing!
saucemaster5000: Sadly, the alf deck also always end with them getting arrested by the US government and disappearing
quasi79fu: oh nooo
quasi79fu: its just a guy lol
SaxPython: FBtouchdown Clyde Fan FBtouchdown
quasi79fu: he is TREEE
Easilycrazyhat: Oh shit, we're naruto now
Sorator13: Tree power, activate!
adept_nekomancer: Someone call the town watch, drunk clyde is punching trees again
Its_VeeBot: Good to hear he had a job after Quiplash
Sorator13: what is the tree going to do about it, is the question
MrPipboy3000: @Sorator13 Shake it off and leaf
quasi79fu: oh noooo
quasi79fu: only fifteeen gold...He is sooo pooor
Grevas13: industrialization comes for us all
heartofgoldfish: "What am I going to do, die?" - Tree About To Die
Its_VeeBot: @Sorator13 I'm in a Discord server with the animator of asdfmovie. I had him on a Gartic Phone stream once.
Its_VeeBot: Speaking of "tree powers activate"
Noy2222: Good whales
GredGredmansson: dude look at the whales
quasi79fu: now im imaging a blind mermaid with a seeing whale as their seeing eye dog
GredGredmansson: @Sorator13 the actual TomSka? That's sick
Its_VeeBot: No, Wonchop.
Sorator13: oh, that's cool!
Noy2222: Ship it! That's the ticket!
jacqui_lantern234: haha tree-dee-oat
JonnyGlitched: laaaaame
Buxx345: tree is tortle
quasi79fu: he coming to life
josh___something: BOOO, lucksack
dumbo3k: Capitalism is winning!
Cavemanhar: did ben remove an alcohol content from himself and wheeler from the whale watching
GredGredmansson: yes he did i believe
JonnyGlitched: I did wonder
Pharmacistjudge: Elf or Alf?
djalternative: both
DarkMorford: HEATHER
Earthenone: all trees become elves eventual, except one
Its_VeeBot: The BEARS are IN
adept_nekomancer: Gotta love a card that has the text "you are now a Bear"
GredGredmansson: someone was asking earlier so I think you are good Ben
Angreed66: whale watching so ben is right
josh___something: I think you didn't update it from whales
Earthenone: summon karen
Raincoast_Bear: Alf ? You mean Gordon Shumway?
josh___something: Kono Manager Da
Noy2222: (In one of Narodia's boss cards)
Raincoast_Bear: I do love cards have affirm that I am a Bear.
JonnyGlitched: I have nowhere to be but it's like you slow down on purpose
dumbo3k: can they just keep paying and keep passing it around until they are broke?
quasi79fu: treee vs treee
TetraRay: ohhh
TemporallyAwry: Aww, couldn't you have just kept paying to pass it around PrideLaugh
SaxPython: KomodoHype
jacqui_lantern234: @quasi79fu is one of them TREEJ?! :p
josh___something: WRESTLING WINS!
ArcLightningCanuck: poetic justice
Easilycrazyhat: I don't feel so good, Mr. Bark
GhostofJeffGoldblum: the brawls seem super powerful
hackingducks: hoisted by his own grog
quasi79fu: man these last decks were awesome
jacqui_lantern234: @GhostofJeffGoldblum you seem super powerful!!! BOOM ROASTED
saucemaster5000: @GhostofJeffGoldblum yeah, but you are the most powerful plus one plus infinity
adept_nekomancer: Does being dead make one better at installing ghosts?
Shadowsoflife: @GhostofJeffGoldblum No u :p
TetraRay: LOL
Easilycrazyhat: I mean, you can't give a *mortal* control of the ocean. That's just gauche.
Its_VeeBot: We'll dance and sing and fight until the early morning light
Pharmacistjudge: I'm a doctor! not a brawler!
Pharmacistjudge: very apt
GredGredmansson: "I'm a doctor, not a brawler!"
GredGredmansson: oh my god, Leonard, as in McCoy
7gorobei: mc coy seems to break the meta
LithelyUnshod: I mean, he can do no harm.
saucemaster5000: The two Bens are going to have a sleepy flight tomorrow with dreams of arguing card rule stacks
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Entreprenorc
Noy2222: Ben wins the contest
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Control of the sea? Heather may be Calypso
GredGredmansson: wait was this the sea event?
GredGredmansson: oh it wasn't
Raincoast_Bear: Are they going to a Ben Convention? a ConBention?
Easilycrazyhat: Y"AAARR
SaxPython: Pirates 3: Curse of the Black Pearl?
GredGredmansson: is beej at 9 now?
josh___something: The barista got a lifeline
Pharmacistjudge: Ben, you know there has to be a local with it you can ask
citizen_pain: nice
DarkMorford: NICE
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Nice
josh___something: nice
adept_nekomancer: nice
MrPipboy3000: Nice
RunningMonkeys: nice
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
Shadowsoflife: nice
jacqui_lantern234: nice
James_the_Dabbler: Nice
Halinn: Nice
TetraRay: noice
Greendrag13: nice
Cavemanhar: nice
JonnyGlitched: Stright up against both Bens now
djalternative: nice
KWardJenx: Nice
GredGredmansson: @JonnyGlitched nah, Wheeler is already dead I don't think his score was updated
Pharmacistjudge: everyone is playing blue
Easilycrazyhat: Wait...is this Magic?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: please do not drink the dish washer
djalternative: chug dish water
JonnyGlitched: Just the one Ben, then, @GredGredmansson
djalternative: wait. Ben's a tax dodger?
djalternative: oh. AXES
Sorator13: @djalternative LUL
josh___something: That's not mutually exclusive
JonnyGlitched: Ben doesn't make enough to pay tax @djalternative
Pharmacistjudge: if you can dodge an axe...you can dodge a tax?
James_the_Dabbler: Dodging axe taxes?
adept_nekomancer: If you've got time for axe, you've got time for tax!
quasi79fu: here we go again
MadWolf1290: sea deck pre Ben's turn?
quasi79fu: lol
Sorator13: I do believe that's extortion
GredGredmansson: Heather's on top of it
MadWolf1290: err, counter at least
JonnyGlitched: weird cackle Heather
MadWolf1290: cool
josh___something: Does Ben die in drink step...
Easilycrazyhat: What d'ya want? He's got mouths to feed.
niccus: all the headliners are gone and now it's alllllllll the leftovers
Halinn: Grolnar the Bribeable
quasi79fu: ded??
josh___something: That's DEADdead
JonnyGlitched: wait for the nothing
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
Spacecarl: SO CLOSE
SaxPython: FBtouchdown KomodoHype FBtouchdown
quasi79fu: niiice
Cavemanhar: the wench wins
Sorator13: FBtouchdown
JonnyGlitched: there it is
GredGredmansson: "if i'm going to die to this drink I'm going to enjoy it"
TetraRay: GG!
Noy2222: lrrAWESOME
SaxPython: <3 Great Game. Great Stream <3
TemporallyAwry: @GredGredmansson It's good to have standards ;p
ArcLightningCanuck: That was great! Thanks, LRR.
josh___something: The Wench deck is... GROSS
dumbo3k: thanks for the laffs!
Sorator13: lrrHEART
GredGredmansson: Cheer300 thanks for the fun night; hope I wasn't too nitpicky
Halinn: "We're all winners, but I'm a bit more of a winner"
JonnyGlitched: It's pretty clear you don't like killing each other
Raincoast_Bear: lrrWHEELER lrrBEN lrrBEEEJ lrrHEATHER
JonnyGlitched: I judge
Raincoast_Bear: joekimBeer joekimBeer joekimBeer joekimBeer joekimBeer
noSmokeFire: it's corn, but it's not creamed
GredGredmansson: heather seemed pretty eager to kill beej ngl
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GhostofJeffGoldblum: Beej, it'
Raincoast_Bear: lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL
SaxPython: CurseLit
GhostofJeffGoldblum: It's creamed, but it's not corn.
josh___something: Choas!!!
JonnyGlitched: probably
SaxPython: KomodoHype
SnackPak_: ooo
jacqui_lantern234: BONUS STREAM
Halinn: "I'm putting in a 35 mm jack" "Don't you mean three point five?" "No."
jacqui_lantern234: i am unreasonably excited for Heather and Paul stream
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
goombalax: he's out of line but he's right
heartofgoldfish: Serge is going to come in with an All-Stifle deck if he hears this
TemporallyAwry: All Puppets Episode? :p
saucemaster5000: ooo the skeleton crews are always the weirdest. cutting the fat
JonnyGlitched: If it's not in front of me, it didn't happen
SaxPython: KomodoHype KomodoHype KomodoHype
josh___something: Low-man LRLs are always fun
GhostofJeffGoldblum: We all have skeletons. Some more than others. Whose are they? Don't worry about it.
ford_prefect1789: thanks LRR for spending time with us
josh___something: Paul's one man show is still majestic
CururuGuasu: Something like 300 songs
JonnyGlitched: You're playing it now?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
LoadingReadyRun: shout out to joekim's beer emote
saucemaster5000: Hey as an ex-baltimoron I feel I should be mad
Phailhammer: aaaaaaaaaa
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
KWardJenx: Thank you!!!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: In "despair" hours
lamina5432: have fun
Phailhammer: cya :)
KWardJenx: Safe travels
SaxPython: <3
JonnyGlitched: byeeeee!
Halinn: Have a nice trip
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