AFK || Red Dragon Inn

ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: mic 5
mitomanox: hello chat
 Earthenone: !findquote gambling
  LRRbot: Quote #6048: "He opens up my heart through the world of gambling. I'm in." —Serge [2019-05-13]
 DarkMorford: Yay, RDI night!
Metric_Furlong: Gambling? I'm Red Dragon Inn
 A_Catastrophic_Success: 'ello 'ello 'ello, wot's all this then?
 DarkMorford: Red Dragon DEEZ N--
 AllTheWeasels:  
 A_Catastrophic_Success: !advice
  LRRbot: Soccer is not an instrument.
 A_Catastrophic_Success: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Eat the shiny wasabi.
 A_Catastrophic_Success: !goodadvice
  LRRbot: Don't listen to some bot in Twitch chat...
 A_Catastrophic_Success: !kill all humans
  LRRbot: Omega Authorization not found. 
 A_Catastrophic_Success: my access!
 Nigouki: !fart
  LRRbot: Fart sounds!
adambomb625: Gambling? I'm in!
 DarkMorford: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: an uncursed pancake.
 Mazrae: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (The LoadingReadyRun crew play a board game! Game: Red Dragon Inn) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (42s from now).
 DarkMorford: Good, I was hungry!
 Earthenone: 
 Manae: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (The LoadingReadyRun crew play a board game! Game: Red Dragon Inn) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (0s from now).
 A_Catastrophic_Success:    
 SnackPak_: 
 DarkMorford:   
 Manae:    
 A_Catastrophic_Success: Nicely done, Manae
 margieargie: Betting?  I'll join! ... wait was that right?
adambomb625: you tried
 matthaus_c: Manae 
baltimore_667083: Seems I’ve timed my arrival well
 A_Catastrophic_Success: wagering?  I'm up for it!
ChargingFurret: Red Dragon Inn? I’m in!
 matthaus_c: my channel points have only just started recovering from the losses at Mario Party, but I'm ready to lose them again on bets tonight
JusticeJuice: Payoff from the risk of the unknown? I wish to join!
 GredGredmansson: I'm in
   LoadingReadyRun:  hearing music?
 GredGredmansson: yes
 matthaus_c: good music
 tyrsredritehand: yes
JusticeJuice: seeing ads but was before they started
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 Pteraspidomorphi: Red Dragon? I'm Inn
 FacelessManAboutTown: Gambling? I'm in...I have a problem...
 shurtal: Jambling? I'm Djinn!
 Sibwow: red dragon standing inn
Noy2222: Remember kids: Jamble responsibly.
 TemporallyAwry: !findquote dragon
  LRRbot: Quote #5246: "Maybe if we kill both dragons and take over the crime family, people will finally believe we're the good guys." —Paul [2018-08-06]
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 FacelessManAboutTown: Accidentally going to the Read Dragon Inn and discovering its a book store
adambomb625: Gambling? That's illegal and you're being reported to the morality police.
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> AFK!? We're In! Tonight we're playing Red Dragon Inn! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FpDKutwaIAA3t-i.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1626024614240604161
 asthanius: Jamble on down
 kusinohki: 
baltimore_667083: Gambling? Are we suddenly in Vegas?
 Sibwow: that picture is called third wheelering
 FacelessManAboutTown: Time to shove a keyboard 
mitomanox: 
 Pteraspidomorphi: hmmm
 SnackPak_: 
 DarkMorford: ULMER
 matthaus_c: hacker voice I'm inn
 GredGredmansson:    
 saucemaster5000: Ben's been saving that intro in his mind all day
 GredGredmansson: 
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I don't think i've ever noticed Paul in the background of the intro
micalovits: Perfect timing!
Scarbble: RDI is such a good game
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy,  ,  ,  ,  , and  !
 Electrodyne: The mighty Ullmer of the Plains People
 HIYgamer: I'm so glad to see you playing this game again
 LinearGif: I love Paul Ontech
goombalax: we've got that box, its so good
 Sibwow: why do they call it the red dragon inn when you red dragon out the beer drag in drink the characters
 iris_of_ether: I have the box! it's great
 HIYgamer: Do you have the Pub Crawl expansion?
 A_Catastrophic_Success: Can confirm, it's a great box
callmesteppinrazor: I love when Beej and Heather are on streams together 
 drthvd3r: Can also confirm, except I'm beginning to run out of space in mine.
 GredGredmansson: @HIYgamer that sounds familiar, I think they did that before
 HIYgamer: @GredGredmansson It came out around the start of 2022
 PharaohBender27: Oooooh
 FacelessManAboutTown: Serge Body Pillow?
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 saucemaster5000: Is it 1?
 saucemaster5000: Is it 2?
 JonnyGlitched: 4
 quasi79fu: is the number Pie???
Scarbble: i will be infinitely amused if a dakimakura actually shows up on the store
 YawnLance: Tsundere LRR
 PharaohBender27: 
 matthaus_c: TsundeLRR
 TemporallyAwry: Nah, you'd have to also make James buy icecream for people  
 JonnyGlitched: I'm watching on Youtube
 Sibwow: water
 matthaus_c: is that the official bongle dongling gesture
 JonnyGlitched: Water
 HIYgamer: Hot chocolate
 FacelessManAboutTown: Piss
Reyyan1395: Cherry Coke
 margieargie: Peach-flavored brandy
 SnackPak_: is this more negging?
 kusinohki: I sort of played board games in the dark.  there was a storm and the power went out.  host got out candles and lanterns and we kept playing
 saucemaster5000: how dare
callmesteppinrazor: I am drinking tea.
adambomb625: Engagement for the Engagement God!
 Calaban161: Water
 couchboyj: Dongle the bongle or you're doing it wrongle
 SpoopsAHoy: Checkpoint of course
 drthvd3r: I feel so called out. Mtn Dew Code Red.
adambomb625: Subs for the Sub Throne!
Misslinnythebaker: "Wooder" as we say in Philly
callmesteppinrazor: A 30 Rock-themed mug.
 Enki1256: Solid steel cups >>
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Uhh, black. nice wide base
 JonnyGlitched: My table is covered in empty cream chargers
micalovits: Hah! I just moved my mugs to their new home in the sink!
 lemmel: paint water... wait
 HIYgamer: It's a green mug with the words "My specialty is being right when other people are wrong" on it
 nightshadeqx: A nice, tall bottle of water
 jessieimproved: ooh table
 HadesLeprechaun: I have my glass of water, empty mug of tea, empty can of java Monster, and half empty bottle of flavored water, as is normal
callmesteppinrazor: I had a sugar-free cherry coke earlier today, wasn't that good.
 kilnfiendpotter: Well, it's a handmade 23oz mug, with a double glaze of a dark crimson on the bottom and a purple/lavender rabbit fur effect near the mouth.
 matthaus_c: t r a p e z o i d
 saucemaster5000: Easier to keep a grip
callmesteppinrazor: So I'm going to make a chocolate cream orange pekoe tea if I still have it 
 kilnfiendpotter: Y'all always look amazing
callmesteppinrazor: Or, a mug of Monk's Blend.
 Sibwow: theyre recording a live episode of simic linings
 JonnyGlitched: Mic!
 DarkMorford: MAWP
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Philly? Philly. Good. Moving on.
 red_shoes_jeff: Mawp
 matthaus_c: LRR is gonna take down the Pro Tour
micalovits: Small mawp
 JonnyGlitched: Who puts a mic in a helmet
 TemporallyAwry: Hat-tassels attacked the mic.
 CAKHost: Was that from Ben's helmet string hitting the mic?
 Gekyouryuu: does anyone perhaps have a teleporter I can use? I WANT to go, and live only a couple hours away, but can't actually get there.
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 kilnfiendpotter: Wear all the masks!
 JonnyGlitched: @Akaiatana stagecraft!
 Akaiatana: Gambling? I'm out.
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 iris_of_ether: ooooof
 JonnyGlitched: woof
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 TemporallyAwry: Anytime you "plan to sleep on the flight" - you're about to have the worst flight ever.
 Dog_of_Myth: Ooof
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah it's rough flying that direction across the country
 Akaiatana: Just think of it as time ramping
 JonnyGlitched: Would it be quicker going the opposite way?
 saucemaster5000: bring your airhorns chat
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: I lost three hours. Has anyone seen them?
 kilnfiendpotter: Yep, I remember taking a red eye from SF to NYC
frozenphoenix7: Wish I could be at Philly to see ya folks, have fun 
Shadowsoflife: 
 TemporallyAwry: Good Music by the by 
 Akaiatana: Alcohol content warning!
 JonnyGlitched: Is that new ink Ben?
micalovits: Beej with the best character!
 JonnyGlitched: no freeloaders
 Akaiatana: Speaking of MTG and Red Dragon  Inn: the poison in the current set reminds me a LOT of RDI
goombalax: oooh
 mariomario42: oooo
frozenphoenix7: Paying customers only!
 JonnyGlitched: I always drink in a dungeon
 saucemaster5000: so any bar in detroit
 TemporallyAwry: Wait- the dungeon throws you out if you're out of money?  What is this, capitalism?
adept_nekomancer: Dungeons and dragons?  Now it's Basements and Booze.
goombalax: jailed for clown emoji
Meltalar: can I order a pint of beer please. and don't give me koelsch!
 BjjBrain: lol
 saucemaster5000: I bet "the bunker" smelled great
Shadowsoflife: 100%
 Akaiatana: The bar has been lowered, Paul
frozenphoenix7: Drinking in a Dungeon?  I've heard of that anime 
 DelphineSynastria: the fantasy equivalent of day drinking
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I drank in a litteral underground bar in Uni, which is kinda a dungeon
DomBar:   
 JonnyGlitched: He's a what now?
 tehfewl: wheeler goblin
Meltalar: oh wheeler the loot goblin!
 JonnyGlitched: Full Goblin Mode
zelukester: a "scofflaw"
goombalax: what the heck that character is so cool
 TemporallyAwry: Oh no, the goblin is hot 
 Akaiatana: Ben is playing dockside extortionist.
 JonnyGlitched: "How about no"
 saucemaster5000: oh the fun police
Shadowsoflife: Nope
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: What if I think of a Blue Mage in Final Fantasy?
 kilnfiendpotter: How dare you call me out like this
 Sibwow: breej
 matthaus_c: besmirching the good name of Autumn Burchett
 saucemaster5000: bless you
micalovits: I don't think you can play the "blue mage" and wear that hat Ben
josh___something: Or... bosun 
 CAKHost: Who has a cannon?!
 tehfewl: Beeg lady
 They_Are_Alyx: 
 red_shoes_jeff: 
Meltalar: oh the buff lady!
 kilnfiendpotter: Big "Pls Step On Me" energy
adept_nekomancer: Special ability: muscles and fire.
 Sibwow: this doctor
 Halinn: she so buff
 quasi79fu: oh beeej is mispronouching boatswain right???
 reptile___: which doctor?
 Gekyouryuu: Oo? Ee? Oo ah ah?
 DelphineSynastria: troll comma doll
 JonnyGlitched: Natyli is adorable
 PharaohBender27: 
 niccus: vibe-based picks is a time-honored tradition of gaming
 DEATHlikescats: Have a great time in Philadelphia this weekend!
SaxPython:   
 saucemaster5000: The curse tokens didn't come with the game, Heather just had them in her pocket
 quasi79fu: loadingreadyrun....Is Beej mispronounching boatswain or is he saying a differenet word???
 azureHaights: stream watching? I'm in
 TemporallyAwry: @quasi79fu Yes, but also yes.
Shadowsoflife: ^
ChargingFurret: are you guys playing with hidden gold?
Meltalar: wheeler, remember to crack LED and than response 
 azureHaights: (also, I always think this is Three Dragon Ante when I see it)
 iiieye: so... you could make this a drinking game... yes?
 Sibwow: babushka time
 JonnyGlitched: "only to excess" is a common way
 DEATHlikescats: Widershins!
 JonnyGlitched: I straight up can't drink no more, as I discovered at christmas
 JonnyGlitched: and I threw up all over my gaming monitor
Shadowsoflife: oof
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 DEATHlikescats: @jonnyglitched your liver tell you nope hardcore
 niccus: is that what they call it
 GredGredmansson: What's Joran's theme?
 JonnyGlitched: @DEATHlikescats It's more my meds, I had literally 1 drink
   LoadingReadyRun:  how's the music volume?
 DEATHlikescats: Aiya! RIP your drinking funtimes but yay meds!
 quasi79fu: i like Natyli
 KWardJenx: Music is very faint
SaxPython: 
 quasi79fu: music is fine
 TemporallyAwry: Music is good, [Headphone User]
  Juliamon: Music is suitable as background.
 cogito_ErgoSam: mind hex for the other one too
jacqui_lantern234: hey all you beautiful friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!!! 
ArcLightningCanuck: The game has begun.
Witchy_Diana: curious about what music it is!
jacqui_lantern234: mind hexing deez nutz!!! 
 matthaus_c: nobody expects the jacqui inquisition!
 niccus: mind hexing these nuts. wait these are actual hex nuts
josh___something: Doesn't the counter card also give ben another mind hex?
 azureHaights: @kwardjenx sounds more in the end to me 
 Halinn: Is a mind hex anything like a mind goblin?
 quasi79fu: uh oh
 quasi79fu: lol
Shadowsoflife: Hey @jacqui_lantern234 
 quasi79fu: then he has to drink
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  Juliamon: uhhhh
ChargingFurret: uhhh
 matthaus_c: tfw expressive iteration flips three cards you want to bottom
 quasi79fu: ewww sentient oooze
 GredGredmansson: delicious
 JonnyGlitched: Why would you pick that!?@?@
adept_nekomancer: don't drink the ooze...
ArcLightningCanuck: oyster?
  Juliamon: please do not drink sentient ooze without consent
 TemporallyAwry: Not into that 
 thunderbird32: Drinking an ooze would be *weird*
Orxolon: the chaser if for the ooze
 drthvd3r: If it isn't it will be by the end of the night.
josh___something: Please don't drink living slimes
 Tangsm: So you're basically just giving the sentient a drink a drink of its own.
Orxolon: *is
AtrusOfMyst: You must drink it from the go-gurt tube
 saucemaster5000: Sentient ooze cocktail tastes different depending on what the bartender ate recently
jacqui_lantern234: fun fact: i got my friend a pack of unfinity for his bday a while ago, and it contained a copy of _____ Goblin. long story short, i absolutely got him in our LGS with Mind Goblin Deez Nutz
 Dog_of_Myth: @jacqui_lantern234 Nice
Shadowsoflife: Nice
 quasi79fu: i think we fine not seeing drinks..personally..I like imagining what the drinks look like
 They_Are_Alyx: Gambling! 
 Mr_Bitterness: Gambling!
 quasi79fu: yay gambling
 azninsect: Gambling! 
jacqui_lantern234: "whats mind goblin? ...oh" my brain: "time to scream the thing"
 quasi79fu: i sorry if i being rude
ChaoticObserver: I'm shocked, SHOCKED to find gambling going on at this establishment.
 Dog_of_Myth: @quasi79fu nah, you're fine.
 DelphineSynastria: while you were gambling I studied the bl- ARCANE ARTS
jacqui_lantern234: JAMBLING
SaxPython: !control
  LRRbot: Paul is in control.
ChargingFurret: oohhh
 quasi79fu: oooh expensive pot
 margieargie: !findquote gambling
  LRRbot: Quote #6234: "If I have to die, at least let me gamble one more time." —Serge [2019-07-24]
Shadowsoflife: @DelphineSynastria Well, blade singer does both 
micalovits: Raise or coward
 FITorion: Beej The Apothecary Diaries Anime Officially Announced for 2023
 quasi79fu: coward lol
 GredGredmansson: errata!
Noy2222: It has to be a cheating card
 quasi79fu: oh nooo reading
micalovits: Some of the newer printings they have moved it around where it is printed
jacqui_lantern234: erratas do be good things imo
 margieargie: Oh dear
ChargingFurret: mmhmm
 quasi79fu: lol
 margieargie: 
 A_Dub888: !findquote errata
  LRRbot: Quote #4832: "I'm looking at the rules document here, and it does say you can work him over with a tire iron. It was errataed." —Paul [2018-03-23]
 matthaus_c: what does Innfall say
 DelphineSynastria: reading the card only occasionally explains the card
josh___something: Winning hand is basically "You must cheat"
 Welbog: Noy does everything
Noy2222: A cheating card or a card that very specifically says it can beat a winning hand.
 quasi79fu: niiice NOy
 quasi79fu: how awesome
 GredGredmansson: Heather: "I guess I can't play this card."  Wheeler: "BUT I CAN"
jacqui_lantern234: @Noy2222 i appreciate your work
SaxPython:  
micalovits: Beej is no coward, wooo!
 Halinn: C'mon, wench, grab yourself those tips!
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 quasi79fu: goood lord
 quasi79fu: this is crazzzy
adept_nekomancer: Turns out this tavern was Vegas.
ChargingFurret: how much money is in the pot?
 quasi79fu: like twelve something gold
SaxPython:  ook ook 
 TemporallyAwry: So much treasure 
 GredGredmansson: to the liquor store?  you're at the tavern though
 quasi79fu: uh oh
 matthaus_c: the drinking doesn't stop when you get kicked out of the tavern
jacqui_lantern234: lmao wheeler
SaxPython:   
 Halinn: @GredGredmansson Actually they're in a dungeon
micalovits: Wheeler totally didn't cheat in that gambling game, no no
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 neebusjeebus: ben wheeler? abusing gambling? no!
 baltimore_667083: Dungeons & Diners & Dragons & Drive-Ins & Dives
 quasi79fu: fireeee waterrrr
jacqui_lantern234: A B C - Always Abuse Gambling
 quasi79fu: wooot
SaxPython:   
micalovits: No chaser though!
 matthaus_c: she's so BIG
 Noy2222: Dungeon
 GredGredmansson: what drink was it I missed it
 quasi79fu: dwarven firewatrer
 quasi79fu: i cant spelll sorry
 GredGredmansson: thanks
 Sorator13: @quasi79fu you may have taken a few sips yourself, eh?
 neebusjeebus: beej's character is hot
 quasi79fu: hahahahaah
 Halinn: Might be character specific, Paul
jacqui_lantern234: spelling is hard
josh___something: That might be one of the new Character's Gimmick
James_the_Dabbler: Beej's character is really attractive
 Halinn: @neebusjeebus She really is
 Halinn: Bryn 😳
adept_nekomancer: @neebusjeebus Well, the portrait does contain literal fire.
 HadesLeprechaun: 2007, it's been going for 15 years
 quasi79fu: ahhaahahha
 saucemaster5000: Who keeps inviting Joran out? Does he just show up?
 matthaus_c: Joran is the friend everyone tolerates
frozenphoenix7: Lucky must settle for a slightly smaller yacht, unfortunately
Shadowsoflife: @saucemaster5000 Yes
jacqui_lantern234: watch wheeler just lose all his gold in like 1 turn 
 Noy2222: Don't forget Dungeon Events.
 quasi79fu: oh right Noy
 quasi79fu: thanks
 quasi79fu: how do the dungeon work??
 quasi79fu: BEeej lol
 GredGredmansson: so they WEREN'T in the dungeon
micalovits: Just gotta win it Beej!
 matthaus_c: we all forget to Venture into the Dungeon every upkeep
ChargingFurret: @quasi79fu end of turn remove counters. when empty flip, and do the thing, then add more counters, as listed on the card
 quasi79fu: oooh cool
 spo8n: Step 1: Remember to dungeon
 Halinn: C'mon Wheeler, you need more money
 kusinohki: dungeon sounds basically the same as the boat they've played on previous streams...
SaxPython:   
 quasi79fu: again if im annoying with questions i sorry...i have a disability ...i on spectrum
 quasi79fu: ewewww Why BEn...why are you drinking slime???
adept_nekomancer: danger jello
 niccus: if nobody drinks, everyone drinks, right
 Dog_of_Myth: Don't eat the Cube
 Halinn: Beej wins
 Gekyouryuu: Jell-o shots where the Jell-o shoots back
 Noy2222: You reveal a chaser
 Nigouki: you don't DRINK slime, you SLURP IT UP
 matthaus_c: never* rather
jacqui_lantern234: go beej!!!!
 iris_of_ether: The TTRPG-themed drink book I have makes gelatinous cubes out of clear gelatin & goldschlager, amongst others
 kusinohki: chug chug chug!
 quasi79fu: arent gelatinous cubes acidic??
ExarSnow: didn't the drinking event say the alchol content ddn't count for that?
 saucemaster5000: I have a new goal for my next campaign @matthaus_c
 matthaus_c: @quasi79fu worth
micalovits: Hopefully not phyrexian Rats
 Halinn: @LoadingReadyRun poll with our channel points for who'll win the round?
 matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 let's goooooo
 Dog_of_Myth: @quasi79fu Extremely
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 Gekyouryuu: what is a Rat King to a Rat God?
 GredGredmansson: Wheeler hops on top of the table
 matthaus_c: izzet charm gaming
 baltimore_667083: I have little to no idea what is happening but am enjoying it nonetheless
 A_Dub888: @Gekyouryuu What is a Rat God to a Rat Non-Believer?
 matthaus_c: @A_Dub888 at least a fairly talented rapper
adept_nekomancer: A pain curse AND a pancreas!
Gadora: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 39:20.
 kusinohki: red dragon inn - card game about drinking, gambling, and beating each other up.  try to be the last player standing...
 quasi79fu: oh nooo more gambling
micalovits: Riggins in a dungeon?
 ZombieHendrix: the big gambs
 quasi79fu: what if its a ship that is a dungeon and that ship has rigging??
 Halinn: 😳
 neebusjeebus: a giant woman, per se
 matthaus_c: big lady is #1, gobbo is #2
 thunderbird32: Love the big lady
 Noy2222: It's a ship in a dungeon in a Taco Bell
 baltimore_667083: "I AM the cards I've dealt"
 neebusjeebus: everyone knows wheelers character is the sexiest
 GredGredmansson: oh Lucky is a goblin grandma
 corefluxx: 100 Bits to buy the table a round!
SaxPython: lol
 quasi79fu: how about a what ..LOL
 saucemaster5000: Say it three times fast or take an extra drink
adambomb625: JUDGE!
 JonnyGlitched: Pot is common?
SaxPython: he's heating up 
 MrGibberish: What does heat do?
 saucemaster5000: Look it's this or Dad has to cough up for therapy
 kusinohki: if lucky's heat gets to high, they suffer a negative effect
 quasi79fu: oh noo
 GredGredmansson: its not the flunge step yet Beej
 quasi79fu: here we go again
 JonnyGlitched: Ulmer clearly has nothing
SaxPython:  
 quasi79fu: that was hilarious
 margieargie: I am shocked, shocked to find gambling at this establishment!
jacqui_lantern234: just get 4 gold easy! 
ChargingFurret: ben seems like the best gambling spot, right behind the major gambling card
 quasi79fu: hahahahah
 kusinohki: get 4 gold with this 1 weird trick...
 quasi79fu: wait what??/
 ShaneLeeAtk: The BGM just triggered Stairway in my head
 GredGredmansson: stop drinking animate things, Ben
 Mr_Bitterness: I don't think Ben's gotten an actual normal drink yet
 Halinn: @GredGredmansson He can stop whenever he wants to!
 quasi79fu: first slime then a gelatios cube now ghosts?? Does Ben know what alcohol looks like?? LOL
 Mr_Bitterness: Its all slimes and goblin souls
adept_nekomancer: "regular ale, you say?  I can't drink that, it's not haunted enough."
 GredGredmansson: -1 dungeon if you haven't already
 Tangsm: I wonder if Ben's drinks will fight each other.
 JonnyGlitched: 3?!
 baltimore_667083: it'll be like oil and water probably
 niccus: gelatinous box wine
 korvys: My jib is fine, thank you very much
 GredGredmansson:   
SaxPython:   
jacqui_lantern234: hey i think i cut my jib quite nicely
TriseAlpha: I see Ben's wearing Dimli's grandfather's helmet
SaxPython: 
 azureHaights: "I don't like the cut of your jib, OR the sound of your town! 'Murfreesboro‽'"
 quasi79fu: hahahah
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 JonnyGlitched: Benjamin "pancake balls" Wheeler
 quasi79fu: ooof that sounds bad
SaxPython: 
 JonnyGlitched: wow, racist
jacqui_lantern234: in beej's defence, large orc women are also unreasonably attractive
 quasi79fu: whats the most powerful alcohol in the game i wonder
 Sorator13: uhhhhh, what?
SaxPython: lol
 Sorator13: oh dear
 Noy2222: MAY
TriseAlpha: yeah, Dungeon Crawl
 Noy2222: Not must
 TemporallyAwry: FightClub!
adept_nekomancer: I've seen this anime.
 GredGredmansson: noy says its a may ability
 kusinohki: I want to say strongest drink is the firewater at 4, but sometimes you get a chain of chasers that really mess you up...
josh___something: They CAN pay with blood OR gold
 niccus: it's free money!
 margieargie: No, the card says "may"
jacqui_lantern234: its a may according to Noy
 margieargie: I can see it on screen
 GredGredmansson: if you MUST ante, you MAY pay life
TriseAlpha: if you don't want to pay money, you can pay life instead. You still have to gamble.
 Dog_of_Myth: They got it
 JonnyGlitched: 
 Sorator13: Or if you just *want* to spend the fort instead of a gold
 Sorator13: but if you have gold, that's probably better than health
 quasi79fu: hahahahaha
 JonnyGlitched: gold is easier to get than fortitude
 margieargie: Wow
 JonnyGlitched: boo
SaxPython: lol
jacqui_lantern234: WHEELER
 heartofgoldfish: great job wheeler
 quasi79fu: uhhh
 saucemaster5000: 
 red_shoes_jeff: heh
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ShaneLeeAtk: Ha!
 The_Color_Twelve: wow
 They_Are_Alyx: 
 iris_of_ether:    
 extrudedclown: Wow
 SkylerRingtail: Holy crap
 GredGredmansson: i'm not cultured enough to get that reference
 heartofgoldfish: good joke streamer
 raulghoulia: NEERRRDD
 extrudedclown: I hate it
James_the_Dabbler: dang
 MrGibberish: @gredgredmansson Same
TriseAlpha: Yup. That was a thing that happened.
 jessieimproved: 
frank_the_great: Paul, let him have this
 ckupf: Wait JCS is based on a book?!
 saucemaster5000: The Bible is just the novelization of JCSS
frozenphoenix7: Remember when the Lets Nope boys discovered the Bible was on Steam
 Halinn: Did you know: the Bible is based on hit musical Jesus Christ Super Star
 azureHaights: what's the haps? chat, tell me what's a-happenin'
 JonnyGlitched: Oh no we've activated Wheeler's musical mode
 GredGredmansson: that says "The Bibble".
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahahah
jacqui_lantern234: @saucemaster5000 HOLY SHIT IM CACKLING XD
SaxPython: the book of Mormon is the 3rd of the trilogy
 raulghoulia: junji ito bible
 Sorator13: oh god, I hate that "manga bible" almost certainly exists
 ShaneLeeAtk: The Abridged version is Godspell
  Juliamon: Whoops! Can't show that in a Christian manga!
 Gekyouryuu: @Halinn the bible is actually the Omnibus version of a series of books. it's also got the Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat
josh___something: Manga Messiah IS a thing
Baseclef: I just played Caiaphas in a production of JCSS.
 matthaus_c: I'm more intrigued by that time Lupin got turned into a Vampire by Jesus' sister Camilla
SaxPython: @baseclef 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
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 JonnyGlitched:    
 neebusjeebus: thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
 quasi79fu: oh did we get new dungeon counters??
SaxPython: mamma said knock you out
 DarkMorford: Beej, can I show the Bible anime to my parents? 
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
SaxPython:   
jacqui_lantern234: "no u" Joran, probably
 NewtyNewts: @DarkMorford There's a Lot of parts you can't!
 Halinn: Um actually redirecting the target of a spell is more in red's color pie
 matthaus_c: Joran thinks the Teferi bans are overreacting
  Juliamon: Joran probably has "Nope" embroidered on the back of his robe
 JonnyGlitched: oof
 quasi79fu: ooof
 Cunobelenos: Battle of the Benjamins
TriseAlpha: "Negate" cancels the whole card
 Sorator13: How is it that Ben wound up playing the blue mage?
jacqui_lantern234: "wait a minute, my character SUCKS"
 neebusjeebus: god this character is such an asshole
 saucemaster5000: Joran's dad pays for him to have friends
 AdamYMHMI: Joran gets compleated at the end of this, right?
 quasi79fu: hahahahah
jacqui_lantern234: @Sorator13 cause bens a blue mage who lies to himself 
 neebusjeebus: @Halinn even worse, an izzet mage
 Gekyouryuu: @AdamYMHMI only if he ends up with a cup of phyrexian oil
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 GredGredmansson: so for every 3 heat you get a negative effect
micalovits: @AdamYMHMI He DID get bitten by some rats though...
 Mr_Bitterness: Given how strong the heat moves are, and its optional, very worth
 margieargie: Yeah, sounds like summers around here
 matthaus_c: @neebusjeebus Joran will absolutely Blood Moon you while holding up Counterspell
 JonnyGlitched: Seems fine with the gold generation
 definenull: !card giant growth
  LRRbot: Giant Growth [G] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
TriseAlpha: Lucky runs a "questionably legal" drink cart. She has to stay ahead of the coppers.
 quasi79fu: hahahaha
 GredGredmansson: I feel like this round is less about drinking and more about punching
 neebusjeebus: so what we've concluded is Joran is a blue moon player
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Gekyouryuu: @GredGredmansson they;re getting punch drunk
SaxPython:   
 neebusjeebus: Joran would stifle your fetchland
 matthaus_c: tbf who wouldn't
 Halinn: You always stifle the fetch if you got it
Laserbeaks_Fury: I don't recognize these heroes
 saucemaster5000: I've been at this table at the bar where everyone makes that face and looks down when someone brings a new pitcher. Being over 30 is hard.
 Sorator13: 
 quasi79fu: ahahahaha
SaxPython: !clip
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adept_nekomancer: It's a symmetric effect, which means it's fair!
 kusinohki: friendly dungeon token reminder
 GredGredmansson: yeah beej did it
TriseAlpha: but Beej has the most health rn...
 kusinohki: I have massive lag...
 matthaus_c: imagine antagonizing such a sweet goblin gam gam
 AdamYMHMI: Joran is very low key.
 Halinn: The greatest trick the blue mage ever pulled was convincing the table he was not the threat
SaxPython: boooooooo
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 GredGredmansson: 
Baseclef: Hate.
 DudelidouX: Don't think  they were surprised by that one
 KWardJenx: Please leave
 TemporallyAwry: Jeez ... 
jacqui_lantern234: a sneaky lil trans masc? call that a he/he/he
 heartofgoldfish: huh, are wheeler's parents historians?
 TemporallyAwry: Bring back the horse joke
 saucemaster5000: the wedding was just signing the lease right?
 matthaus_c: tbf, his husband didn't even know he's gay
 GredGredmansson: predator handshake
Lokolos: They don't even know he's gay.
 AdamYMHMI: A friend with legal and medical benefits.
 TemporallyAwry: The best part of AFK, is the pizza 
  mowdownjoe: Pizza? I'm in?
 kusinohki: #cakebits
josh___something: Drafting guilty gear?
TriseAlpha: I sense this is gonna be painful...
 azureHaights: 
  Juliamon: Oh no, that's just squid piss
SaxPython: @juliamon oh no
josh___something: Squid piss is DEEPLY disturbing
 Sorator13: if anyone can handle drinking Cthulu's piss, it's probably Bryn
 saucemaster5000: the poor chef who thought squid ink and squid piss was the same thing...
 AdamYMHMI: It's a... uh... delicacy?
MagicaKing: Ben plays guilty gear? does he stream that?
TriseAlpha: Nerodia is a fun character
 GredGredmansson: lose 2 alcohol or lose 2 fortitude?
 ckupf: You get shroud
TriseAlpha: get high o get stoned. 
 Fruan: I thought this was a game about drinking, but that is clearly getting stoned.
 Sorator13: you phase out
micalovits: Untill your turn, which is just about now right
 Halinn: It'll get you stoned
 Sorator13: omg beej
 DelphineSynastria: beej takes a nap.
 Sorator13: thank you heather for being the voice of reason
 GredGredmansson: heather is no longer immune
TriseAlpha: got un-stoned
 GredGredmansson: beej is busy being stoned literally
 GredGredmansson: being stone* sorry
 matthaus_c: this better not awaken a petrification kink
SaxPython:   
 neebusjeebus: she could petrify me any time
TriseAlpha: @neebusjeebus Yes she can.
 kusinohki: she's definitaly making something harden (I'm sorry)
 saucemaster5000: You know why Joran
 saucemaster5000: Easy to kingmake when the king is mono blue
 matthaus_c: this is what happens when you bring Sen Triplets
TriseAlpha: Beating up Joran should be expected.
 GredGredmansson: been loses 2 fortitude?
 GredGredmansson: oh
 quasi79fu: blanc
 quasi79fu: means white right??
TriseAlpha: Bleagh
 Pteraspidomorphi: Yes
 GredGredmansson: @quasi79fu its spelled "blech"
 quasi79fu: oh ok
  Juliamon: ("blech" is a play on "blanc")
 matthaus_c: found the Tron player
ExarSnow: dungeon token reminder
 GredGredmansson: I think heather should be at 7
TriseAlpha: Wait... stoned characters can't be targeted, right?
frozenphoenix7: @TriseAlpha By Actions, but the drink wasn't an action
TriseAlpha: maybe I'm wrong
 quasi79fu: oh dear
 A_Dub888: Ben "I'm feeling picked on" Ulmer
 quasi79fu: thats powerful
 quasi79fu: or not
 quasi79fu: lol
SaxPython: lol
 NewtyNewts: Oof
josh___something: LOL
Kelderan: Womp
adept_nekomancer: Oh no, the hydration!
 GredGredmansson: that water expired
 matthaus_c: that water could have squid piss in it, we don't know
GirlPainting: Hail Hydrate!
 Noy2222: Water has a sell-by date?
 GredGredmansson: actually, the container its kept in does
 saucemaster5000: Yeah, cause Joran can't orde that many drinks, Dad'll complain about the charges and lower his allowance
 kusinohki: I hate it when my water expires....  (I think that's called evaporation)
 Sorator13: oh lord
 GredGredmansson: so you made someone's chair disappear
 Fruan: Skins of trees and the bones of beasts! Oh, wait? WARP wood? Never mind.
 quasi79fu: Omg Ben
adept_nekomancer: More haunted booze?
 quasi79fu: really
 margieargie: Ben, where are you finding these?!
Kelderan: Lol Fruan
 Uzumaki15: Has Ben had a normal drink this game? XD
 quasi79fu: Ben has the best drinks
josh___something: Ben stop drinking ghosts
 quasi79fu: one last counter
adept_nekomancer: Someone must have installed a bunch of ghosts in these drinks
 A_Dub888: 7
 Noy2222: It's a party in Joran's liver and everyone's invited!
 Earthenone: Joran is just drinking XP pots
 AdamYMHMI: I guess Ben's really getting into the... spirits! hahahahahaha!
 red_shoes_jeff: Let a man drink his spirits in peace!
 quasi79fu: eww
 quasi79fu: that sounds bad
frank_the_great: Rrrrrrrrrunoff
adept_nekomancer: That's definitely squid piss
SaxPython: 
frank_the_great: I drink your milkshake
 Kramburger: Did someone say wall moisture? 
josh___something: That's EVERYONE piss
 quasi79fu: nooo
 quasi79fu: just no
 Earthenone: !patreon
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 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Storm sewer or sanitary?
 Pharmacistjudge: what if the sewer is pristinely clean for...some...odd...reason
SaxPython: do i get to pick the wall?
 red_shoes_jeff: You'd have to bankrupt a country for me to CONSIDER IT.
frank_the_great: Unironically, probably $200
Gadora: time for #sewerbits? 
mjiig: Note to self, never send either Ben to negotiate on my behalf
Lokolos: @mjiig 
 quasi79fu: oof
SaxPython: spicy
 quasi79fu: OH nooooo wheeeler
 GredGredmansson: no
 Earthenone: !card wheel of mis
  LRRbot: Wheel of Misfortune [2R] | Sorcery | Each player secretly chooses a number 0 or greater, then all players reveal those numbers simultaneously and determine the highest and lowest numbers revealed this way. Wheel of Misfortune deals damage equal to the highest number to each player who chose that number. Each player who didn't choose the lowest number discards their hand, then draws seven cards.
 GredGredmansson: the winning bidder is the one who pays
 Twilight_Spark: Cowards 
 saucemaster5000: the winning bladder is the one who pees
 quasi79fu: so when it gets to Beeej again we get new dungeon event
Angreed66: cowards live
 GredGredmansson: beej didn't MAKE you pay
 quasi79fu: oh nooo
SaxPython: 
TriseAlpha: C-c-c-combo!
 Welbog: You can never leave gambling
 neebusjeebus: god i hate Joran
 quasi79fu: joran might be the worst lol
josh___something: Joran IS the worst
 saucemaster5000: I'm inviting Joran to every event in my life from now on
 saucemaster5000: I'll look better by comparison
 quasi79fu: hahahhaa
 neebusjeebus: cant you play a card that says you duck out if someone plays a raise card?
SaxPython: ook ook
TriseAlpha: They don't call her "Lucky" for nothing!
EricTheOrange: goblin likes money huh... racist
 GredGredmansson: @neebusjeebus does one exist?
Kelderan: The gambo gabbo
 kusinohki: assuming direct control...
 A_Dub888: !card delver of secrets
  LRRbot: Delver of Secrets [U] (back: Insectile Aberration) | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. You may reveal that card. If an instant or sorcery card is revealed this way, transform Delver of Secrets.
SaxPython: lol
 quasi79fu: beeej wins
 neebusjeebus: @GredGredmansson as in ones such as the one ben played, that says you can play it when you must ante. since raising makes everyone ante, cant you use it to duck that ante?
SaxPython: !card treasure cruise
  LRRbot: Treasure Cruise [7U] | Sorcery | Delve / Draw three cards.
 Kramburger: "I ALSO like to live dangerously
 Gekyouryuu: "I've been playing this game for FIFTY YEARS! hopefully I win someday."
 saucemaster5000: What's wheeler's heat at?
josh___something: The nominative determinism for Lucky is real
 quasi79fu: ahhahaahhhaa
 AdamYMHMI: I got really confused for a second, since I thought Beej had somehow just won the whole game.
adept_nekomancer: Why does this tavern have so much squid piss?
TriseAlpha: For legal reasons...
 quasi79fu: maybe because its near a ocean??
 saucemaster5000: holy...
 AdamYMHMI: @adept_nekomancer There was a sale.
TriseAlpha: Muscle mommy says "no"
 quasi79fu: oh dear Heather
SaxPython: Right to Bare Arms
 quasi79fu: lol
veelofar: I'm so gay for that art. T.T
 quasi79fu: oh dear
SaxPython: Woah
 quasi79fu: the no no zone lol
TriseAlpha: Umm...?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
SaxPython:   
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh my lanta
 e_bloc: tell me more about the no-no zone
SaxPython: 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: I have hte vaptors
 definenull: !adult
  LRRbot: I need a better adult!
 neebusjeebus: bonk me momma
 quasi79fu: omg
TriseAlpha: Punch back!
 Halinn: 😳
 red_shoes_jeff: 
josh___something: Mother
 DEATHlikescats: Want those beefy arms
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: I want her to bicep curl me
namagem1: Hubba
 JonnyGlitched: deep cut
veelofar: Sorry, Mommy? Sorry, Mommy? Sorry
 JonnyGlitched: Just like Misery
 quasi79fu: wait the card says F U??
 GredGredmansson: "you wanna play, huh?"  No, actually
Kelderan: Chat suddenly got very thirsty XD
 DEATHlikescats:  
 matthaus_c: wait is she australian
 Noy2222: Beej can't play that
SaxPython: #thestack
 Noy2222: You have to take the damage before the hitback
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: what is this, a blue mirror?
 GredGredmansson: how come
 korvys: Is Bryn Australian?
namagem1: @Kelderan I mean ben started it
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: well, we're all in love.
 red_shoes_jeff: @Kelderan "Suddenly?"
 neebusjeebus: well shes a pirate right?
Kelderan: @Kelderan It's true...
 CururuGuasu: Status quo!  Status quo!
 jamesk902: Mate is also a thing that sailors use dot say.
EricTheOrange: Ifd shes australian does that make her better or worse?
josh___something: You can't play it until the card resolved
 Kramburger: TBF, certain subsets of Brit throse the word mate around too
TriseAlpha: Which means you already took the damage, meaning you're no longer "about to take" damage.
 GredGredmansson: but you can't play that one unless you've already lost the fortitude?
Kelderan: Okay, fair red_shoes_jeff. Chat is still thirsty'
 GredGredmansson: is what I'm getting?
 A_Dub888: !findquote drink
  LRRbot: Quote #3823: "Some of us drink alcohol that tastes like leather" —Ben Soileau [2017-01-09]
TriseAlpha: Whatever, have fun your way.
 quasi79fu: where is Noy??
Shadowsoflife: @Kelderan chat is always thirsty
SaxPython: 
adept_nekomancer: Sorry, we've only got squid piss, no troll piss
 Earthenone: heres a drop of mind rot
 Mr_Bitterness: So Joran just has magic roofies?
 red_shoes_jeff: @Kelderan So thirsty, I had to go refill my drink.
josh___something: Joran, VERY much an asshols
Shadowsoflife: @Kelderan See
 quasi79fu: oh dear
 margieargie: Blue player, blue player!
adept_nekomancer: "pass"  (leaves 8 mana up)
 princess_intell: force of will
 Mr_Bitterness: @princess_intell Force of Will!
 JonnyGlitched: This style of play has become so familiar
 princess_intell: FORCE of WILL
 GredGredmansson: where'd it go
 quasi79fu: Joran is so rude
 margieargie: That's the frame people screenshot when they want to complain about how bad the animation of a show is <_<
 princess_intell: sure "pass with blue mana up"
 GredGredmansson: @margieargie because nothing says "animation" like a still image
EricTheOrange: Joran seems like a real ass
 neebusjeebus: Joran is the type of dude to waggle his finger and go "ah ah ah!"
namagem1: God this game is so good
 margieargie: @GredGredmansson Yyyyyep.
namagem1: How many characters are there now?
 quasi79fu: famous words to live by...Im going to regret this lol
 neebusjeebus: god her arms...
   LoadingReadyRun: @namagem1 somewhere around 50
SaxPython: Don't you know that you're toxic?
 quasi79fu: dungeon event time
namagem1: Wild
 Noy2222: 55
namagem1: I played this as it came out, and expansions were coming out regularly
 Noy2222: TECHNICALLY 56, 1 is not for sale right now.
 red_shoes_jeff: OOOOO
 quasi79fu: here comes death
 margieargie: Storm count is three
 neebusjeebus: hes storming!
SaxPython:   
 GredGredmansson: dark ale AND light ale
namagem1: I think the last time I played RDI 4 was out
 red_shoes_jeff: DRINK
 GredGredmansson: Stormbrau is so good
 quasi79fu: haahahhaah
 PharaohBender27: 
namagem1: BRUTAL
 quasi79fu: Rudeee lol
 quasi79fu: Dungeon time
josh___something: Beej explodes!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Beej's liver has catastrophically exploded.
 jamesk902: WASTED
Angreed66: redeeming the stack issue
 TemporallyAwry: Split the money or something, right?
 quasi79fu: did he have any money???
goombalax: going out drunk is way better than going out broke. at least you get a room
 JonnyGlitched: Well done Ulmer
namagem1: Yeah half rounded up goes to inn, the rest goes to the partty
 Noy2222: Beej splits his money. Half to the inn, the rest goes to the players
 quasi79fu: oh nooo
SaxPython: 
 SnackPak_: rip
 Noy2222: No one is in control
 Noy2222: GII goes as normal, just no one in control
SaxPython: !control
  LRRbot: Beej is in control.
 GredGredmansson: we just said he's not
 quasi79fu: Yay Noy
 Welbog: Jesse Faden is in control
 GredGredmansson: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a curling rink.
Kelderan: Noy to the rescue
 GredGredmansson: the ambulance is coming for beej's passed out body
 iris_of_ether:   
 quasi79fu: oh dear
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: coward.
SaxPython: 
 quasi79fu: hahahhaha
 quasi79fu: thats awesome card
namagem1: Just change the rules of the game
namagem1: Wil
namagem1: wild*
 quasi79fu: oh come on lol
SaxPython: 
 quasi79fu: Omg wut
Kelderan: Whoa. That face
 quasi79fu: bens brain exploded
 GredGredmansson: it said "until the end of the turn"
 Noy2222: Normal GII cards can be played now
 GredGredmansson: oh my bad
 Noy2222: Sometimes only applies until the round goes back to Lucky
 GredGredmansson: its only for a single pass
 quasi79fu: haahahah
SaxPython: !clip
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 PharaohBender27: 
adambomb625: wasn't this blood money?
 quasi79fu: Noy you are awesome
 GredGredmansson: it was blood money
 saucemaster5000: Wait, an expansion that makes the game longer and more confusing? When has that ever happened in a board game?
 Noy2222: Lucky gains ZERO heat
SaxPython: simmer down naow
TriseAlpha: punch back
 GredGredmansson: it happened again
josh___something: Consistency!
Angreed66: can't ignore a card that's resolved
SaxPython: amazing
 GredGredmansson: @Angreed66 this already happened; its a house rule now
josh___something: (Consistency, chat... shh)
 heartofgoldfish: Does that card have a broken character square in it
remyjette: This game needs a stack
 kusinohki: !findquote house rule
  LRRbot: Quote #4847: "Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule." —Cameron [2018-03-26]
 LithelyUnshod: Still works for Magic. You can't counter a Bolt after it's dealt its damage
 GredGredmansson: @LithelyUnshod so its more the timing that's being missed; they are "casting" them before they take the damage?
adept_nekomancer: Beej had almost as much booze as the rest of the table combined
 GredGredmansson: i can't tell because I can't see the cards
josh___something: It's fine, chat. it's better that we're consistent than correct
 LithelyUnshod: The reactions specifically say to play them *after* they take the fortitude hit
Angreed66: one of the cards has a condition to cast that only applies if the orginal resolved
 Noy2222: Curses go away once Natyli loses the game.
 LithelyUnshod: @josh___something I agree. Just for future
 GredGredmansson: @LithelyUnshod well they missed that bit and now we have to live with it
 TemporallyAwry: Going down cursing 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: I clearly missed something, how is Heather dead at 9 health taking 2 damage?
 GredGredmansson: @GhostofJeffGoldblum you "die" once your health matches your alcohol
 Gekyouryuu: @GhostofJeffGoldblum if you're more drunk than your HP
TriseAlpha: ooh, a Dare...
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: aaaaaah
 GredGredmansson: and its not a death, you just can no longer hold your liquor
 kusinohki: when alcohol level meets fortitude, the player is out of the game
Angreed66: Luckily the first time beej was overkilled even with the mistake later
 margieargie: Ouch
 TemporallyAwry: Let's go - TPK!
Baseclef: TPK!
TriseAlpha: We're all friends here. Drinkin' fightin', gamblin', havin' a grand ol' time at the pub!
 saucemaster5000: Terence PhilipKlein
Shadowsoflife: TPK
adept_nekomancer: In this case, it's more of a PTD -- party totally drunk
 margieargie: Are you sure the characters are getting drunk?  If they're being served by a gorgon I'd figure they'd get... stoned <_<
jacqui_lantern234: i will never tire of heather being a chaos goblin 
 Gekyouryuu: Thilip Peymour Koffman
 saucemaster5000: The poor Uber driver
 GredGredmansson: i think its funny that Heather's character lost by her chair vanishing and her falling to the floor
 red_shoes_jeff: Tavern Populace Kicked (out)
 AdamYMHMI: Total Pub Krawl
SaxPython: What do you do with a drunken sailor?
 TemporallyAwry: https://clips.twitch.tv/UgliestLuckyWallabyBCouch-s8qvfDFZhPezCGeL
TriseAlpha: TPK = Mutually Assured Destruction.
 Kramburger: Tuck Parry Kill, Who would you cast as Friar Tuck, who do you think you could parry, and who would you get to sing 30 second's to Mar's The Kill at Karoke
 jedi_master_zll: I'm imagining all of Natyli's dolls pushing them back home in the cart.
 quasi79fu: ded
SaxPython: 
 quasi79fu: yay
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: go goblin grandma go!
 Noy2222: Sometimes she wins
 GredGredmansson: yeah in this case I think Joran might actually be dead
 A_Dub888: 
 AllTheWeasels:   
Kelderan: Lucky Lucky
 KWardJenx: Well done!
 saucemaster5000: Legacy game rules
   LoadingReadyRun: @SaxPython throw her in the hold with the captain's daughter?
Angreed66: both times the mistake was rectified
 Noy2222:    
SaxPython: @SaxPython 
 red_shoes_jeff: 
 GredGredmansson: @Angreed66 its not a mistake anymore, its a house rule
 Darleysam: put 'er in the longboat 'til she's sober
 LithelyUnshod: I love how "This round's almost over" took us to almost the next hour XD
 Noy2222: Fun thing about RDI is that if you make mistakes, it's USUALLY not the end of the world.
jacqui_lantern234: hey chat! 2nd daily reminder that i love you all AGGRESSIVELY!!!!! 
TriseAlpha: Weird fact: all of the verses in "Drunken Sailor" are actually horrible punishments/tortures.
 Noy2222: It's a very fair and even game.
 red_shoes_jeff: Well, after all that drinking, gambling, and fighting, I guess I'd better get ready for work. Bye chat, hi Future Me!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @TriseAlpha I certainly would not want ton be put in the scupper with a hosepipe on me, it's true.,
SaxPython: The flavor of this game is incredible.  The cards and characters are well imagined
jacqui_lantern234: @SaxPython youre incredible!!! BOOM ROASTED!!! 
SaxPython: @SaxPython  no, u 
jacqui_lantern234: NO U MORE
 Sorator13: I know I'm forgetting something in my "get the things I forgot the first time" grocery order, but I cannot remember what...
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: I love this Lo Fi Beats To Tavern To soundtracjk
SaxPython: I guess I lose compliment gambling?
 Noy2222: My favorite character is Piper, an archer. A lot of her cards are arrow-based puns.
jacqui_lantern234: @Sorator13 this is just how i live my life
SaxPython: butter, baking soda, onions
 Sorator13: @Sorator13 I don't normally *do* a pickup order, is the problem. I'm very visual with groceries, and I walk through most of the store to get what I need.
 Sorator13: but I'm sick and don't want to get other people sick, so I'm doing pickup for now
 Sorator13: but it's so hard to switch methods like that
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 Sorator13:   
 JonnyGlitched: I haven to know who's playing this synth pan flute
jacqui_lantern234: @Sorator13 im just a useless clod with a horrible memory when it comes to groceries
 Sorator13: I feel that
 spo8n: picture yourself walking through the grocery store, getting other people sick, then feel good that you made a better choice
 Sorator13: I just know that I'm going to realize tomorrow what I forgot again 
Mythallian: uh question: why is scorn on talking simulator instead of lets nope?
 kusinohki: I go through my apartment and make a list of everything I think I need, and still walk down every aisle looking at everything because I will often find something I forgot to put on the list...
SaxPython: oooOOOoooh
 LithelyUnshod: @Mythallian They did it already
Mythallian: ah
jacqui_lantern234: @Mythallian probs cause ben and adam have done scorn, and cam and cori wanna play it too 
  Juliamon: There's a *lot* to talk about with Scorn
Mythallian: ok fair
jacqui_lantern234: @Juliamon and about 69% of it is just all the dick references 
jacqui_lantern234: id say im sorry here, but we all know thats a lie 
 JonnyGlitched: Is this music from Skyrim?
 LithelyUnshod: What's the plus/minus on utterances of the word Giger in the first episode?
ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: the friends you made along the way
Spades_Slicc: lrrbot that's called a coffin
 Dog_of_Myth: !findquote dragon
  LRRbot: Quote #5246: "Maybe if we kill both dragons and take over the crime family, people will finally believe we're the good guys." —Paul [2018-08-06]
jacqui_lantern234: @LoadingReadyRun hey paul! youre doing awesome work and i appreciate you! 
 saucemaster5000: Everyone says everything is better with muppets? Muppets Scorn. Do it Henson company, you cowards
Mythallian: wait what about muppet praetors?
 LithelyUnshod: @saucemaster5000 The ultimate in Wet Puppets
SaxPython: 
 Gekyouryuu: 12, but you're in a bar?
 quatoria: you could be a 2000 year old dragon!
 Noy2222: Startusk!
 Earthenone: you could be legal in your area@
Mythallian: the "oh no they're HOT" group?
josh___something: Ben is correct
 quasi79fu: oh dear
 GredGredmansson: neat
 HadesLeprechaun: you're at a bar drinking alcohol, I don't think WotC would -allow- you to be 12
 TemporallyAwry: Gnomes are complicated 
 Faulpyr: Wizgille is my fave
josh___something: Daddy Startusk 😍
 quatoria: I bet ravens have very low alcohol tolerances
 GredGredmansson: he's a stance fighter
 Earthenone: regular, bear, tree, raven.... which is the hottest form?
Riandisa: Wizgille is a lot of fun
Chesul: Ah, Druid, I think  Ian enjoyed that one.
Shadowsoflife: Yes
 GredGredmansson: become as tree
adept_nekomancer: "wait, did that tree just start gambling?"
 Sorator13: I'll save you! Tree powers, activate! *pop*
 Tangsm: There had better be a "make like a tree and leaf a gambling round" card.
jacqui_lantern234: !quote tree
 DelphineSynastria: so a summoner, got it
  Juliamon: !findquote tree
  LRRbot: Quote #7896: "If you hit a tree you explode. If you hit a mushroom you just lose balls." —Graham [2021-12-15]
 A_Dub888: !card professional facebreaker
  LRRbot: Professional Face-Breaker [2R] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/3] | Menace / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. / Sacrifice a Treasure: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.
 matthaus_c: always misremember this card as Professor Face-Breaker
josh___something: How dare
 matthaus_c: Elon Tusk
 margieargie: Oh, uh, hello... 
 DEATHlikescats: McCracken?
SaxPython: Do you think Phyll and Gneiss Gregg hang out? 
  Juliamon: Hot Coffee Dad
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Beej is a coldstone!
Shadowsoflife: Are we just on Bryn's ship?
Manwichcannon: @Shadowsoflife Well, the captain is Whiehawk
Manwichcannon: Whitehawk*
 Noy2222: Fun fact - if you put all the Mix-Ins together, they form a long picture.
josh___something: There's a captain character... Whitehawk's the name O think?
Shadowsoflife: @Shadowsoflife Neat
 matthaus_c: he's charging $8 to add a little blue hat to your drink
SaxPython: 
 laundreydhull: Startusk Industries; LRR Earth-B335
 GredGredmansson: somehow, the one with 4 stances ISN'T the most complicated
 Lobo_Apache: We're going on a trip? In a very stolen ship?
 Dog_of_Myth: Speed Chaos Boat Pub Crawl?
 SoldieroFortune: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:08:15.
 Sibwow: hi elton john
jacqui_lantern234: !updog
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 14:59:52. 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: I'm with Paul on this one
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: what I am learning is that every character in this game is hot.
KeytarCat: Wake up in time to split loot, and everyone is fine with it because she both 1) has the boat and 2) always loses
josh___something: My man's built like a brick shithouse
 HadesLeprechaun: givin me Gaston vibes
 jessieimproved: This is a fantasy tavern.  You are either grisled, or hot, or grisled and hot
KeytarCat: (I'm making shit up, I just got here)
 laundreydhull: & then plague their bets...!!
 quasi79fu: feisty gnome lol
 matthaus_c: that's so raven
 quasi79fu: im now a raven LOL
 Noy2222: KAW!
 GredGredmansson: peck his eyes out
 Earthenone: did a player make him lose fortitude? i thought it was a random gnome 
 CAKHost: !birb
  LRRbot: Wark, wark!
adept_nekomancer: Fight gnome, turn into birb.  This tracks.
 Dog_of_Myth: @matthaus_c 
Shadowsoflife: XD
 asthanius: Is that an Odin joke?
SaxPython: play a sub game of Wingspan
 NewtyNewts: Does the gnome take it, or Ben?
 quasi79fu: i am birb
 JonnyGlitched: So, nothing.
Angreed66: they are lightweights
 quasi79fu: hahahhahaha
Alex_Frostfire: Absolute lightweights.
 Pharmacistjudge: I perfer melee
 korvys: Ben has demonstrated a loop
 MrTheWalrus: Ca-caw.
 CAKHost: !birb
  LRRbot: Peck your beak!
 CAKHost: again!
 MrTheWalrus: Pardon
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: I did not hear "ship"
 GredGredmansson: I CAST BOAT
 quasi79fu: i heard something else
Mythallian: thats not what i heard at all
KeytarCat: Got hit, turned into a bird, shat on Sam, then flew away
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
 GredGredmansson: so how much is that after everything
SaxPython: lol
 dumbo3k: didn't ben also take 2 in that back and forth?
 quasi79fu: i think so
 Dog_of_Myth: Like Randy Johnson and a bird....
 DeChunkandFriends: If pokemon taught me anything, it's that my money's on the bird
 GredGredmansson: yeah ben I think is also at 18
Shadowsoflife: you ever try to punch a bird?
 niccus: time to sea events
 JonnyGlitched: Nobody makes that sound while drinking
 e_bloc: one quiet ride
adept_nekomancer: The entire last level of Celeste taught me how difficult it is to punch a bird.
 quasi79fu: so new event at Heathers turn
 DeChunkandFriends: @Shadowsoflife 
jacqui_lantern234: imagine going home at 8 
 matthaus_c: Bad Dragon... Coffee.
 GredGredmansson: orcish coffee
 TemporallyAwry: Oh, that joke took a second 
 NewtyNewts: Pretty good. Not like those BAD dragon sizes...
 HadesLeprechaun: introduce our new dragon size **ck another player, they lose 2 fortitude
Greendrag13: @matthaus_c Fills you right up
Shadowsoflife: @Shadowsoflife Nope
 quasi79fu: you started a brawl
 quasi79fu: lol
 quasi79fu: OMg Ben
 matthaus_c: four-titude!
 quasi79fu: whyyy
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Nelvin hits hard!
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jacqui_lantern234: FOURtitude
 NewtyNewts: No more teeth!
SaxPython: 
TetraRay: LOL
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
jacqui_lantern234: @matthaus_c #SameBrainCell
 gibbousm: Ben vs Ben
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: You underestimate the potency of the shit,Ben
 saucemaster5000: Explain how you would try to break Tetris to ben for 8 hours
 DeChunkandFriends: It's an enclosed tube, Ben.  The smell wafts through the cabin!
 FITorion: how many did Beej take?
 GredGredmansson: 0
 JonnyGlitched: That's not funny Wheeler
 matthaus_c: @jacqui_lantern234 drift compatible 
 matthaus_c: heckbent!
 FITorion: oh I see
 quasi79fu: event time nowww
Mythallian: beej head empty
 quatoria: Boy Ulmer is *fast* to go in on blood feud against a single player. "Oh, you counter attack me? we are mortal enemies!"
 quasi79fu: wooops
 quasi79fu: ahahahaha
adept_nekomancer: a drinksplosion, even
 quasi79fu: eventtt
 MadWolf1290: prisoner's dilemma!
 JonnyGlitched: cowards
 Noy2222: Good bird
 quasi79fu: BEns turn is next event
 Eramis8: cowards the collection.
 Raincoast_Bear: Agree. Times for to turn Traitor.
 quasi79fu: hahahahah
 GredGredmansson: *stock bear noise*
SaxPython: !card Bearscape
  LRRbot: Bearscape [1GG] | Enchantment | {1}{G}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Create a 2/2 green Bear creature token.
 quasi79fu: im impressed
 margieargie: You know what, I am impressed.
 quasi79fu: oh nooo
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: "fight this bear"
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: "old man, fight this bear"
 Eramis8: Fight the Bear!
 quasi79fu: hahahah what
 HadesLeprechaun: ah, Dloin!
 Noy2222: Gimme back mah helmet!
 GredGredmansson: so Ben has 4 Brawls now, does something happen?
 GredGredmansson: ben's ahead of me
SaxPython: @HadesLeprechaun same.  Totally legally distinct Gimli
 Jobot180: Like a drive-by kick in the nuts
 Dog_of_Myth: This is a big ship to have all these brawls.
 Raincoast_Bear: He turns Traitor?
KeytarCat: I flavor it as the party beating the shit out of challengers, but slowly losing steam
 quasi79fu: after ben is new ship event...unless Ben starts a brawl that kills everyone
 Mazrae: i had most of the stream muted in the background i will really need to watch from the beginning to catch everything
 Noy2222: Coffee? https://i.imgur.com/5enXKyA.jpg
 quasi79fu: meaaaad
 korvys: It's-a mead! Mario
 GredGredmansson: so looking it up; Bear gets to do extra damage when playing damage cards, but when gambling their initial ante is 2 instead of 1
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 rogerivany: Gambling!  I'm in.
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 quasi79fu: Krakennn
adept_nekomancer: Hey, we found the source of all that piss!
 gibbousm: are you squidding me?
 Eramis8: All Squidding around.
 quasi79fu: Hesss a Treeee
 lion_byte: Firmly Grasp It
jacqui_lantern234: Kraken Deez 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: don't you hate it when you're out drinking with your friends and a giant squid ransacks the bar?
 quasi79fu: hes an elf not treee?? cool
 gibbousm: that was quite aggressive gambling
 heartofgoldfish: i was hoping there was a card named Let's Bussing Go
Shadowsoflife: ^
 Aarek: the best 2 workds in red dragon inn?
 Aarek: *words
 quasi79fu: haahahhaah
 quasi79fu: I like wizgilles deck
noSmokeFire: this is why there aren't more coffee shops on pirate ships
 NewtyNewts: You are very sorry.
 GredGredmansson: do ALL of Heathers cards have Gear Effects?
ExarSnow: reminder for ship tokens
 NewtyNewts: Does Beej not have mix-ins yet?
 dumbo3k: @GredGredmansson not all, but quite a few
 quasi79fu: Hey it worked
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: true love, right here
 JonnyGlitched: So I guess screw the original artists
 Raincoast_Bear:   
 quasi79fu: is it me or is Beeeh dying quickly???
 quasi79fu: LOL
 NewtyNewts: I'd like to, uh... swear loudly?
 gibbousm: speed run Beej
Greendrag13: In keeping with the nautical theme, everyone is whaling on Beej!
 dumbo3k: this just in, Gnomish Inventress hates local Barista because they always get her name and order wrong
 blip2004: this music sounds like its final fantasy 10
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 kusinohki: @jonnyglitched  chances are (I don't actually know) it's the same artist throughout.  they just got better by doing lots of art
 quasi79fu: ahahahahah
 GredGredmansson: aaaaaaaa too many cards
 quasi79fu: OH nooo
Bruceski: MORE STEAM
 TemporallyAwry: This Round feels a lot more violent and less "drinking & gambling" than the last one 
 quasi79fu: this is a loop of pain
 quasi79fu: Neeeinnn
citizen_pain: @TemporallyAwry think there's been more physical attacks than drinks this game
 Faulpyr: Wizgille is a lot of chaotic energy
adept_nekomancer: Coffee is a dangerous business
 gibbousm: oh no, poor Beej
 GredGredmansson: interesting that she did that before the kicker
 GredGredmansson: chaser*
 CAKHost: !birb
  LRRbot: Peck your beak!
 quasi79fu: i become birb
 Noy2222: I become bird, pecker of worlds.
 kusinohki: it's bird, bear, elf, and tree?
jacqui_lantern234: over the top Billy Boyd impression: "N A T U R E!"
 quasi79fu: event in coming
adept_nekomancer: That could end up as a... grizzly situation.
ExarSnow: ship token
 CAKHost: I thought you were a birb?
 TemporallyAwry: @adept_nekomancer 
 Twilight_Spark: @CAKHost reverted at start of turn.
James_the_Dabbler: They like to huff airplane fuel too
 kusinohki: let's see the inspiration for cocaine bear...
Shadowsoflife: @jacqui_lantern234 One of my story character yelling "WHAT?!"
 quasi79fu: i was birb...now im elf... wait no im bear?? what am i again???
 CAKHost: @Twilight_Spark Ah
 drewm1022: Cocaine bear is actually a sequel to whiskey bear.
 GredGredmansson: she was a girl, she was a bear, she was a tree
Kelderan: Ben calling anyone kids XD
 MrTheWalrus: 'mystic herbs'
 SnackPak_: that's code for getting high, right?
 quasi79fu: start a brawl
 thraximore: hook hand man hook car door
 quasi79fu: right??
 tehfewl: car door hook hand
citizen_pain: man door hand hook car door
 Aarek: tonight on AFK, hook hand dice roll challenege!
 GredGredmansson: mr sandman, man me a sand
 quasi79fu: niiice beeeej
jacqui_lantern234: @GredGredmansson make him so sandy, the sandiest man
Scarbble: mr sandman, man me a sand
 NewtyNewts: Ship Token reminder
 GredGredmansson: make him the cutest, man car door hook hand
James_the_Dabbler: Make me a manses, with handses and sandses
josh___something: You can also only add 1 mixin
 saucemaster5000: Sounds like running a small business to me
adept_nekomancer: It's dungeon logic.  If they defeat you in combat you drop their money as loot.
 Lobo_Apache: Eat the Rich
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 saucemaster5000: Yeah, the barista tips -- best loot in the dungeon....
 TemporallyAwry: Do you know how many Pixies it takes to make a cup of punch 
 Lobo_Apache: Now it's Drink the Rich
 Sorator13: HUD suggestion, if you feel like it @LoadingReadyRun : you could put a "net" figure for each player (fortitude minus drunkenness) in the middle of the player cards. Would be helpful!
goombalax: wizgille is one of the hardest characters to win with
   LoadingReadyRun: @Sorator13 not a bad idea
 GredGredmansson: 9, 7, 4, 6 right now
 saucemaster5000: I'm still playing spelunky 2, will beat that weird secret final level one of these days
 Noy2222: Fun Samantha fact: During development, the creators discussed whether or not pencils exist in this world.
Shadowsoflife: neat
 NewtyNewts: Event!
 Lobo_Apache: @Noy2222 That must have lead to many gra-FIGHTS
Shadowsoflife: @Noy2222 
 Sorator13: YES
 kusinohki: 
 Sorator13: I love ghost pirates!!
 Twilight_Spark: Moon's full of ghost pirates.
SaxPython: Pirates 2: Electric Boogaloo
 GredGredmansson: ghost pirates less effective when dead
 Sorator13: "I don't have time for you, ghost pirates!"
 GredGredmansson: Isn't that only for gamblings that the bird starts?
josh___something: Bird up
 JonnyGlitched: aaaaaaand
 GredGredmansson: eh he's not going to run out anyway
Chesul: I believe yeah, the Bird only gets to avoid Anti if it's the one that starts the gambling.
josh___something: Oh... okee... *Coughs fire*
Chesul: otherwise it anti's as normal.
 JonnyGlitched: ok what
TetraRay: bird law is complicated
josh___something: Y'know... Ben, also ben... easy to get confused
Alex_Frostfire: They need specialized bird lawyers.
 saucemaster5000: I want one
 JonnyGlitched: You've been playing this for years
 quasi79fu: fire salamander bun sounds fascinating
 quasi79fu: how spicy is it though??
Shadowsoflife: Yes
 kusinohki: something something birds being a flight risk...
James_the_Dabbler: This is such a bit
 Noy2222: Cheater! May the gods strike you down!
 Sorator13: does Beej need to draw a chaser, also?
 GredGredmansson: the point of a drinking contest is that you drink them
 NewtyNewts: Still have to drink it, yeah
 Noy2222: Heather's card can't be passed. It's the result of an event
Gadora: Beej is at threen plus chaser?
 GredGredmansson: ^^^
 quasi79fu: doesnt Beeej get a chaser though
 Noy2222: Beej gets another card
 Sorator13: I'm pretty sure you do, yeah
ExarSnow: none of you actually gain any alchol
josh___something: RIP beej
 Sorator13: RIP beej
ExarSnow: at the end of the card it said they all count as 0
 quasi79fu: 07 Beej
 Sorator13: @ExarSnow no; only events are 0
Greendrag13: @ExarSnow The Drink Events count as 0
 MadWolf1290: @ExarSnow that was just for any events they drew
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Never forget Wheeler's number
josh___something: @exarsnow only drink EVENTS count as zero
 GredGredmansson: @ExarSnow a boring drinking contest if you don't drink them
 Sorator13: hooray, Beej resurrected!
ExarSnow: didn't hear them say the event part
 niccus: all crows are brunk
josh___something: Oh right, bird drunk
 quasi79fu: this birb cant fly straight
 Sorator13: dird brunk
 GredGredmansson: yeah its the card ITSELF that counts as zero, like if someone else revealed another Drinking Contest
 JonnyGlitched: It won't make a difference
 Raincoast_Bear:   
James_the_Dabbler: @Sorator13 dird brunk is hilarious, thank you
 Sorator13: @Sorator13 
 Cavemanhar: i declare a thumb war
 quasi79fu: my thumbs are borked
 quasi79fu: do toes count
 Cavemanhar: id say yes
SaxPython: lol lol lol
SaxPython: 
 GredGredmansson: the house always win
 quasi79fu: uh oh
 Halinn: It's my favorite card
 quasi79fu: death??
 Easilycrazyhat: The game was rigged from the start
 DeChunkandFriends: Gex reboot when?
Angreed66: wench earned that coin for putting up with these characters
 quasi79fu: yo ho..yo hooo....the gnome is ded
 Noy2222: Oh! Floor gold!
ArcLightningCanuck: And then there were three.
 GredGredmansson: henlo am lf
 DeChunkandFriends: Somehow Beej wasn't the first out
 djalternative: we need an alf deck for red dragon inn
 quasi79fu: death drink time??
 quasi79fu: oh wow
 MadWolf1290: the 2 point swing!
 saucemaster5000: Sadly, the alf deck also always end with them getting arrested by the US government and disappearing
 quasi79fu: oh nooo
 quasi79fu: its just a guy lol
SaxPython:   Clyde Fan 
 quasi79fu: he is TREEE
 Easilycrazyhat: Oh shit, we're naruto now
 Sorator13: Tree power, activate!
adept_nekomancer: Someone call the town watch, drunk clyde is punching trees again
 Its_VeeBot: Good to hear he had a job after Quiplash
 Sorator13: what is the tree going to do about it, is the question
MrPipboy3000: @Sorator13 Shake it off and leaf
 quasi79fu: oh noooo
 quasi79fu: only fifteeen gold...He is sooo pooor
 Grevas13: industrialization comes for us all
 heartofgoldfish: "What am I going to do, die?" - Tree About To Die
 Its_VeeBot: @Sorator13 I'm in a Discord server with the animator of asdfmovie. I had him on a Gartic Phone stream once.
 Its_VeeBot: Speaking of "tree powers activate"
 Noy2222: Good whales
 GredGredmansson: dude look at the whales
 quasi79fu: now im imaging a blind mermaid with a seeing whale as their seeing eye dog
 GredGredmansson: @Sorator13 the actual TomSka?  That's sick
 Its_VeeBot: No, Wonchop.
 Sorator13: oh, that's cool!
 Noy2222: Ship it! That's the ticket!
jacqui_lantern234: haha tree-dee-oat
 JonnyGlitched: laaaaame
Buxx345: tree is tortle
 quasi79fu: he coming to life
josh___something: BOOO, lucksack
 dumbo3k: Capitalism is winning!
 Cavemanhar: did ben remove an alcohol content from himself and wheeler from the whale watching
 GredGredmansson: yes he did i believe
 JonnyGlitched: I did wonder
 Pharmacistjudge: Elf or Alf?
 djalternative: both
 DarkMorford: HEATHER
 Earthenone: all trees become elves eventual, except one
 Its_VeeBot: The BEARS are IN
adept_nekomancer: Gotta love a card that has the text "you are now a Bear"
 GredGredmansson: someone was asking earlier so I think you are good Ben
Angreed66: whale watching so ben is right
josh___something: I think you didn't update it from whales
 Earthenone: summon karen
 Raincoast_Bear: Alf ? You mean Gordon Shumway?
 Noy2222: I AM THE MANAGER!
josh___something: Kono Manager Da
 Noy2222: (In one of Narodia's boss cards)
 Raincoast_Bear: I do love cards have affirm that I am a Bear.
 JonnyGlitched: I have nowhere to be but it's like you slow down on purpose
 dumbo3k: can they just keep paying and keep passing it around until they are broke?
 quasi79fu: treee vs treee
TetraRay: ohhh
 TemporallyAwry: Aww, couldn't you  have just kept paying to pass it around 
SaxPython: 
jacqui_lantern234: @quasi79fu is one of them TREEJ?! 
josh___something: WRESTLING WINS!
ArcLightningCanuck: poetic justice
 Easilycrazyhat: I don't feel so good, Mr. Bark
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: the brawls seem super powerful
hackingducks: hoisted by his own grog
 quasi79fu: man these last decks were awesome
jacqui_lantern234: @GhostofJeffGoldblum you seem super powerful!!! BOOM ROASTED
 saucemaster5000: @GhostofJeffGoldblum yeah, but you are the most powerful plus one plus infinity
adept_nekomancer: Does being dead make one better at installing ghosts?
Shadowsoflife: @GhostofJeffGoldblum No u 
TetraRay: LOL
 Easilycrazyhat: I mean, you can't give a *mortal* control of the ocean. That's just gauche.
 Its_VeeBot: We'll dance and sing and fight until the early morning light
 Pharmacistjudge: I'm a doctor! not a brawler!
 Pharmacistjudge: very apt
 GredGredmansson: "I'm a doctor, not a brawler!"
 GredGredmansson: oh my god, Leonard, as in McCoy
7gorobei: mc coy seems to break the meta
 LithelyUnshod: I mean, he can do no harm.
 saucemaster5000: The two Bens are going to have a sleepy flight tomorrow with dreams of arguing card rule stacks
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Entreprenorc
 Noy2222: Ben wins the contest
   LoadingReadyRun:  Control of the sea? Heather may be Calypso
 GredGredmansson: wait was this the sea event?
 GredGredmansson: oh it wasn't
 Raincoast_Bear: Are they going to a Ben Convention? a ConBention?
 Easilycrazyhat: Y"AAARR
SaxPython: Pirates 3: Curse of the Black Pearl?
 GredGredmansson: is beej at 9 now?
josh___something: The barista got a lifeline
 Pharmacistjudge: Ben, you know there has to be a local with it you can ask
citizen_pain: nice
 DarkMorford: NICE
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Nice
josh___something: nice
adept_nekomancer: nice
MrPipboy3000: Nice
RunningMonkeys: nice
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
Shadowsoflife: nice
jacqui_lantern234: nice
James_the_Dabbler: Nice
 Halinn: Nice
TetraRay: noice
Greendrag13: nice
 Cavemanhar: nice
 JonnyGlitched: Stright up against both Bens now
 djalternative: nice
 KWardJenx: Nice
 GredGredmansson: @JonnyGlitched nah, Wheeler is already dead I don't think his score was updated
 Pharmacistjudge: everyone is playing blue
 Easilycrazyhat: Wait...is this Magic?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: please do not drink the dish washer
 djalternative: chug dish water
 JonnyGlitched: Just the one Ben, then, @GredGredmansson
 djalternative: wait. Ben's a tax dodger?
 djalternative: oh. AXES
 Sorator13: @djalternative 
josh___something: That's not mutually exclusive
 JonnyGlitched: Ben doesn't make enough to pay tax @djalternative
 Pharmacistjudge: if you can dodge an axe...you can dodge a tax?
James_the_Dabbler: Dodging axe taxes?
adept_nekomancer: If you've got time for axe, you've got time for tax!
 quasi79fu: here we go again
 MadWolf1290: sea deck pre Ben's turn?
 quasi79fu: lol
 Sorator13: I do believe that's extortion
 GredGredmansson: Heather's on top of it
 MadWolf1290: err, counter at least
 JonnyGlitched: weird cackle Heather
 MadWolf1290: cool
josh___something: Does Ben die in drink step...
 Easilycrazyhat: What d'ya want? He's got mouths to feed.
 niccus: all the headliners are gone and now it's alllllllll the leftovers
 Halinn: Grolnar the Bribeable
 quasi79fu: ded??
josh___something: That's DEADdead
 JonnyGlitched: wait for the nothing
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Spacecarl: SO CLOSE
SaxPython:   
 quasi79fu: niiice
 Cavemanhar: the wench wins
 Sorator13: 
 JonnyGlitched: there it is
 GredGredmansson: "if i'm going to die to this drink I'm going to enjoy it"
TetraRay: GG!
 Noy2222: 
SaxPython:  Great Game.  Great Stream 
 TemporallyAwry: @GredGredmansson It's good to have standards 
ArcLightningCanuck: That was great! Thanks, LRR.
josh___something: The Wench deck is... GROSS
 dumbo3k: thanks for the laffs!
 Sorator13: 
 GredGredmansson: 300 thanks for the fun night; hope I wasn't too nitpicky
 Halinn: "We're all winners, but I'm a bit more of a winner"
 JonnyGlitched: It's pretty clear you don't like killing each other
 Raincoast_Bear:    
 JonnyGlitched: I judge
 Raincoast_Bear:     
noSmokeFire: it's corn, but it's not creamed
 GredGredmansson: heather seemed pretty eager to kill beej ngl
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 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Beej, it'
 Raincoast_Bear:    
SaxPython: 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: It's creamed, but it's not corn.
josh___something: Choas!!!
 JonnyGlitched: probably
SaxPython: 
 SnackPak_: ooo
jacqui_lantern234: BONUS STREAM
 Halinn: "I'm putting in a 35 mm jack" "Don't you mean three point five?" "No."
jacqui_lantern234: i am unreasonably excited for Heather and Paul stream
 Dog_of_Myth: 
goombalax: he's out of line but he's right
 heartofgoldfish: Serge is going to come in with an All-Stifle deck if he hears this
 TemporallyAwry: All Puppets Episode? 
 saucemaster5000: ooo the skeleton crews are always the weirdest. cutting the fat
 JonnyGlitched: If it's not in front of me, it didn't happen
SaxPython:   
josh___something: Low-man LRLs are always fun
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: We all have skeletons. Some more than others. Whose are they? Don't worry about it.
 ford_prefect1789: thanks LRR for spending time with us
josh___something: Paul's one man show is still majestic
 CururuGuasu: Something like 300 songs
 JonnyGlitched: You're playing it now?
 DeM0nFiRe: 
   LoadingReadyRun: shout  out to joekim's beer emote
 saucemaster5000: Hey as an ex-baltimoron I feel I should be mad
 Phailhammer: aaaaaaaaaa
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 KWardJenx: Thank you!!!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: In "despair" hours
 lamina5432: have fun
 Phailhammer: cya 
 KWardJenx: Safe travels
SaxPython: 
 JonnyGlitched: byeeeee!
 Halinn: Have a nice trip
ThorSokar:   
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