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geckoinasuit: time to watch magic before going to magic
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AtrusOfMyst: The Yassification of The Multiverse has begun
TehAmelie: rainbows everywhere
LadyLockwood92: Heyo.
Earthenone:
rainbows often apear in pools of oil 
geckoinasuit: paused the latest kill team to come watch this tbh
TehAmelie: hey, it's hard being queer
GapFiller: oh right yeh gotta manual resub every month on Prime
TeamDarkBeginning: hi friends
TehAmelie: might require some phyrexian fossil power
thejadedthief: hello hello
onepanmarty:
Earthenone: hi gandalf
Duuhdaah: Hello Gandalf
SEEKER_MTG: I am, I am, I am so prepared
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TehAmelie: oh hi
GapFiller: evening fellas
thecgul:
100
MegaDosX: Nobody puts Adam in the corner
fungal_bird: Cam on LRRMTG is a treat!
BusTed: Hey hey.
n3ther: all eyes
emberBecky: o/
Earthenone: booth cam has been dead for 2 years
micalovits: You are what we are here for afterall
ShaneLeeAtk: LurmTug ahead!
Spades_Slicc: Gods perfect draft team
MegaDosX: Hey look at this awesome pair of people
Earthenone: !patreon
Flyingdelorion: Hello Adam and Cameron
Babcom:
Yeeey, this is sooo cool! 
Gekyouryuu: LRRCamTG, featuring Adam
Darleysam: also, a dog may die
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The_Color_Twelve: Sorcery !
MegaDosX: One person at LRR or one person?
micalovits: Can I get a second cam? o:
LadyLockwood92: Is the nightmare Ben created on Tuesday still there, or did it not survive Graham?
Invitare: the correct answer is "you"
feargalm19913: Happy to catch my two favorite boys!
matthaus_c: ahhh the lurm tug rolls up once again
MegaDosX: Cam no
TemporallyAwry: Are we limited to living people?
n3ther: hahaha
powerflapjack: you hear that folks? you engage in capitalism and you get a bonus Adam
MegaDosX: Oh hang on, that's probably more workable
GapFiller: Paul cant keep hording the cloning technology for himself
MegaDosX: Put the Musks in a cage
JusticeJuice: Covered in sugar to ferment?
jaqofspades: Wouldn't that be like putting two male Beta fish in the same bowl?
SEEKER_MTG: lol! A JAR OF MUSK
tendrilsoftragedy: it's my favourite Adam!
tendrilsoftragedy: and my second favourite Cameron....
Spluuga: They both would be so mad that the other one is ignoring them on the twitters..
BrowneePoints: A pox 'o both those systems
accountmadeforants: Oh wow, (Woah Black Betty) Camadam!
tendrilsoftragedy: sorry my manager is Cameron and he's kind cool too
odium_chlorite: oh no, they left the funniest and the smartest man alive in the same room
matthaus_c: the autoshuffler is flat
Spades_Slicc: IF you were walking through the woods and found two Elon Musks in a jar would you let them out?
Two_Hats: Sorry, but is that a purple hoodie, because that is a lovely color.
MegaDosX: Top left
tendrilsoftragedy: you're the captain... do that
Wolfstrike_NL: @Spades_Slicc There's no dilemma there
TemporallyAwry:
A machine that turns gems into less gems 
matthaus_c: did you subsist on MODO before Arena came out? that's rough buddy
SEEKER_MTG: let's go for ossification tribal
MegaDosX: Was this Kathleen's doing?
Invitare: it was Kathleen last week I think
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MegaDosX: What do people think of Kaya now that the set's been out for a bit?
Wolfstrike_NL: famjam draft I geuss
Spades_Slicc: @wolfstrike_NL how am I supposed to beat them to death with a rock if they're in a jar?
Wolfstrike_NL: @Spades_Slicc Drop rocks from above
BrowneePoints: So Cam, how much does this board remind you of Savathun's Throne World?
MegaDosX: Oh no
matthaus_c: prophetic prism?
Spades_Slicc: Prismatic Prophet?
MegaDosX: Deck pls
MegaDosX: Good! It's Friday!
matthaus_c: big chillin
LadyLockwood92: I'm fine.
Geldaran: Mostly Functional.
micalovits: Doing pretty well
Two_Hats: Cold front which is nice
MegaDosX: I mean, fair
AtrusOfMyst: had some pop tarts
n3ther: there are days?
BrowneePoints: JoJo part 9 chapter 1 just dropped today so I'm in a GOOD MOOD!
TheWriterAleph: Afternoon, Magic boys!
Spades_Slicc: I ate a bag of doritos 2 years past expiry
underhill33: rainy day off
TemporallyAwry: Got pizza - that makes it a "good day"
TehAmelie: being gay, doing crimes. and writing
rustymugs: living the slow life
Mr_Horrible: Lorgar lookin' ass
Battzzaro: Managed to win a game of commander with friends so pretty good night
matthaus_c: died to Scapeshift for FotD fetch Mystic Sanctuary Scapeshift again today
constablecrab: Illin and chillin
Two_Hats: Wait...It's Friday?
jaqofspades: I'm just hardly working
dankmemeter: styling and profiling
MegaDosX: Or are they holding removal for something better than that 4/1?
Juliamon: It's Friday in parts of the world
flouncy_magooo: @Two_Hats It's always Friday somewhere
micalovits: Dope total war trailer dropped, so have been playing that most of the day
Two_Hats: oh timezones
CasualKing21: Does anyone know if this set would make a good set cube?
JKBalch:
MegaDosX: Well, three
taeasakura: ah you heard of my punishing fire brew
MegaDosX: I'd hope nobody's brave enough for four colour in limited
MegaDosX: Oh you can sac it
JKBalch: 5c atraxa?
Spades_Slicc: What's the fastest game of commander you've ever played (mines 8 player 5 min)
LadyLockwood92: I'm too big a fan of the combat step for games like that. I like hitting people with my creatures.
matthaus_c: good old Punishing Fire Grove of the Burnwillows combo
TehAmelie: they're playing their cards close to the vest, eh
geckoinasuit: tonight isn't normally a magic night but we're getting together to sort and work on decks
JKBalch: and the savwe
MegaDosX: tfw you're holding onto removal for turns and then get got by onboard tricks
Ferisar: ever just have 3 oil
MegaDosX: There's an anti-Hoof camp?
shurtal: that brushwag looks like it wants to burn down the world
matthaus_c: CradleHoof is sweet
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX have you met EDH players
Spades_Slicc: Settle the wreckage messes with hoof
BrowneePoints: I like Craterhoof, it's big dumb and has counterplay. I dislike Rift cuz it's just major feelbads
shurtal: Craterhoof is just Green Cyclonic Rift
n3ther: i'm pro insurrection
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c I mean, sure, but that's why you play removal
kilnfiendpotter: I'm very pro Craterhoof
MegaDosX: And stop their board getting so big >_>
DrMagnify: edict?
TemporallyAwry: There's an anti BloodMoon camp, and I don't understand it either. It's not like you lotus into it in commander.
MegaDosX: If they Edict then we're happy I think
TheOtherTrevor: I don't care about losing to hoof. But I don't particularly like winning with it either.
Tom_Bruise: Try Inkshielding a 'Hoof, see if you're still in camp Anti-Hoof
matthaus_c:
@MegaDosX much better to complain online than do anything about it 
MegaDosX: Hey guess what opponent
MegaDosX: @Tom_Bruise That's outstanding, I love it
BrowneePoints: Kaya just feels like a sledgehammer when you get to play her
kilnfiendpotter: I'm very anti-Child of Alara, but that's only because the art creeps me out.
BrowneePoints: "Guten tag!" *slam*
seenoham: going to agree with Kaya on that line
MegaDosX: Sheoldred's Edict could get you
MegaDosX: But honestly I think we'd be happy with that
GredGredmansson: kayaya
MilkInBags: Kaya is a playa
MegaDosX: !card sheoldred's edict
LRRbot: Sheoldred's Edict [1B] | Instant | Choose one / • Each opponent sacrifices a nontoken creature. / • Each opponent sacrifices a creature token. / • Each opponent sacrifices a planeswalker.
KingOfDoma: How we doing, gang?
Ferisar: intangible slayerrrrrr
uchihab7: She has hexproof
n3ther: she stays on the field for 2 turns its almost gg
MilkInBags: Your archfiend? Our archfiend
GredGredmansson: your archfiend?
Wolfstrike_NL: "ours now"
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Spades_Slicc: Cool creature
MegaDosX: Hey sick can we have one?
Spades_Slicc: what if you controlled it
MegaDosX: Yeah sac it to the Centurion
Laserbeaks_Fury: wait, do we lose?
MegaDosX: No we don't lose
MegaDosX: It has the counters
TehAmelie: Craterhoof reminds me of that one punch Paul in Tekken has. such an obvious backbone of his arsenal that you know you have to find a way around that one specific move. makes the whole game easier to predict
TemporallyAwry:
The stakes have never been lower 
MegaDosX: Cam? Playing Aristocrats? I just can't see it
Luminaire_p:
GredGredmansson: cam; not known for aristocrats
Flyingdelorion: eeeh...
Natedogg2: Creatures are valuable and should not be thrown away for a small gain.
MegaDosX: Without the counters you'd be boned
MegaDosX: But yeah it creates a copy so it should have all of its text
BrowneePoints: yea you'd die on upkeep cuz it's If-Then
MilkInBags:
I copied a mosquito with the rare equipment, it sucked 
Ferisar: the nine spheres of proper noun
Alger_Waterlow: Hello
Gekyouryuu: I wish
micalovits: Still wouldn't kill you untill your upkeep atleast
GredGredmansson: I'd argue "winning the game" is more than a small gain
matthaus_c: god I wish
geckoinasuit: if i had money...i wish
Sage0fMadness: yup!
Natedogg2: Sadly, I will not be there.
feargalm19913: its like 1.5 hrs from me but i don't have any money
straight_cheesin: just got here an hour ago
BrowneePoints: I wish, but alas I shall hear folks' fun through the grapevine and look at the March reveals
BrowneePoints: cuz they're revealing March cards this weekend
Cptasparagus: Yeah, not till Saturday tho!
Spades_Slicc: Not even mtg could convince me to go to Philadelphia
matthaus_c: excited to catch a Pro Tour weekend again
MilkInBags:
I have a friend over there, but he's getting bullied by a streamer 
Gekyouryuu: I live just a couple hours away, but can't drive and no busses are going there, for some reason
GredGredmansson: @BrowneePoints oh they are? now I'm intrigued
Invitare: sorry I don't commit to anything less than 3 Bens
GredGredmansson: hoboy
Seth_Erickson: Hello Friends
BrowneePoints: Yep. Revealing March of the Machine stuff...tomorrow? I think. Or Saturday @GredGredmansson
MilkInBags:
just have removal 
jaqofspades: @MilkInBags But do they maybe deserve it?
BrindleBoar:
MilkInBags:
@jaqofspades 
MilkInBags: red mana is for lava axes
Cptasparagus: Do you know if any of them are playing 2HG events? The last time I played 2HG in person was PAX south 2019 (the last PAX south), and there were LRR people there (I think including Cameron unless my memory is failing me?)
Wolfstrike_NL: Good on land, let's draw kaya
Rhonlore: invoked James' name and now land forever.
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flouncy_magooo: Does March of the Machines come out in March so that we will have a March of March of the Machines?
n3ther: this flood feelsbad
MilkInBags:
james
Natedogg2: @Cptasparagus I know some of them posted their rough schedule for the weekend on their Twitter accounts.
SurfDownstage: bold
Tom_Bruise: welp, at least it's another land you can sack
Cptasparagus: @natedogg2 thanks!
MilkInBags: sac the land to get a sac land to sac it to get a land
Earthenone:
because they are lands you can sacrifice to draw cards, can this cycle of lands be called Egglands?
MegaDosX: Punch first and see what priority does?
TemporallyAwry: Make them have it?
MegaDosX: And yeah you can make them have it
3 raiders from The_Rising_Of_Chicanery have joined!
Spades_Slicc: Howdy raiders
MilkInBags:
Tom_Bruise: if they have the second, they have the second
The_Rising_Of_Chicanery: Howdy!
LadyLockwood92: Welcome raiders.
Tom_Bruise: but they didn't, so hooray
LadyLockwood92: Never didn't have it.
Kelderan: Victory
Gooseblast: GG
SmashTCG: Siiick
WhatIfIAmABear: howdy, looks like its finally time for me to find out what magic is
MilkInBags: every zenith is back breaking
The_Rising_Of_Chicanery: Injustice: Gods Among Us
QuixoticZ: making them have two wouldn't even be a bad outcome
Wolfstrike_NL:
Now G doesn't have to fire Kathleen!
Ferisar: why is oil a thing in phyrexia
The_Rising_Of_Chicanery: going through the STAR Labs and battles
MilkInBags:
injustice? retro gaming 
BrowneePoints: So I ask this to everyone on LRRMTG, but Adam and Cam, between March of the Machine, Lord of the Rings, Wilds of Eldraine and Lost Caverns of Ixalan which Full Set are you most excited for this year?
LurkerSpine: injustice is good though
LurkerSpine: as is 2
Ferisar: oh
BrowneePoints: It's charge counters but better flavor
TheOtherTrevor: its probably nothing
Earthenone: charge counters, but high in fat
jaqofspades: Machines require lubrication.
Two_Hats: Don't let 'Merica find out
BrowneePoints: and Mirrodin was FULL of charge counters
Kelderan: Went 7-2 in my first ONE draft and am deeply afraid to run it back XD
lion_byte: it's good lube
Ferisar: oh they got oiled up and got upset
MilkInBags: because liquid counters wouldn't feel as good
Ferisar: got it
theymerLoviatar: Good evening handsome lads
TheThirdTail: Lipids are known to be the most evil molecules
BrowneePoints: but, Oil counters just make more sense from a flavor perspective for Phyrexia
CasualKing21: i was in hs when Injustice came out...
Tom_Bruise: I hate the Justicar 'cuz its armteeth have hands
Rhonlore:
You can double click 
BrowneePoints: Justiciar
BusTed: oh no
BusTed: causes anal leakage
Spades_Slicc: Hello Dilt Bifferent, I'm twitch viewer
BrindleBoar: I was going to say a shampoo
MilkInBags: just put a plug in there
Tom_Bruise: gross. Or hot
GredGredmansson: as well as leakage from every other orifice
Easilycrazyhat: You'd think more phyrexians would wear diapers then
TemporallyAwry: Lubricates your digestive tract, in the worst possible meaning of all those words
BrowneePoints: that rat is incredibly good
Earthenone: so oil counters are the leakage?
LadyLockwood92: Phyrexians don't have buttholes, so it's not a problem.
jaqofspades: They put Olestra in potato chips back in the 90s.
noSmokeFire: Sheoldred's Anal Leakage didn't make it into the final set
TehAmelie: that oil that permeates Phyrexia is 20% olestra is it
SurfDownstage: Phyrexians are simply part of the life cycle of the oil
theymerLoviatar: @noSmokeFire Is that why they reprinted High Tide
Spades_Slicc: Helloooo Nurse .😍😍
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Tom_Bruise: revolutionary fervor really puts the boogy in us all
GredGredmansson: there's nothing to reanimate anyway
RayFK: BST is also only one target, not a wipe
theymerLoviatar: The world is our oyster: slimy, bivalved, and best consumed raw
MilkInBags: looks like they have titanic growth
aiolian: hey adam! hey cam!
DrMagnify: thats the white one
LurkerSpine: doesn't glare save it?
MilkInBags:
DrMagnify: Glare is a sorcery
Easilycrazyhat: Had a pretty neat Anointer/Proliferate deck earlier (splashing for Atraxa >.>) It was fun ^.^
SurfDownstage:
TheWriterAleph: nom nom
BrowneePoints: This music sounds like Jumanji
LurkerSpine: oh I'm thinking whisper
SurfDownstage:
CasualKing21: Twilight putting in some work
DrMagnify: Actually, one thing I'd want to see happen in Arena is a slight pan down of the camera, such that card typelines are in frame when in hand
Ferisar: and if we don't draw a land, or draw a spell
Ferisar: then...
SurfDownstage: @DrMagnify Or at least putting a card type symbol in the top left
BrowneePoints: topdeck land kill with kaya
Earthenone:
magic players only need to see the name and art
BrowneePoints: let's GOOO or that
MilkInBags:
SurfDownstage:
Tom_Bruise: It's good to be back in Amonkhet
Seth_Erickson: dilt bifferent indeed
MilkInBags: mythic rank any%
ogier300: You're putting real pressure on constantly.
BusTed: "I don't have the energy for this..."
GredGredmansson: its clefairy
BrowneePoints: Omg a Mimikyu Team up
Ferisar: earth annihiiated by a gamma ray
TemporallyAwry:
It could happen in a GunkSlug format 
GredGredmansson: Blue Eyes White Dragon?!
Earthenone: statisticly, yes
micalovits: pikachu could cast lightning bolt though
BrowneePoints: They used to have EX, now they have GX I think
jaqofspades: A rookie Gretzky card?
GredGredmansson: Boulderfist Ogre?
AtrusOfMyst: My favorite pokemon is Moses
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theymerLoviatar: Thou shalt not covet thine neighbor's EX Charizard
MilkInBags: borderless manga step-and-compleat foil diglet
BrowneePoints: EX/GX cards are more powerful but your opponent draws more prizes for knocking them out(you win when you draw all 6 prize cards in the pokemon TCG) @LoadingReadyRun
taeasakura: @MilkInBags borderless manga step-and-compleat junji ito foil diglet
Angelic_Bovines: sausage sizzle
MilkInBags: yeah they call it trash
MWGNZ: democracy sausage
sasschad: Sausage sizzle!
Delalelilolu: its not a hotdog, its a cheap sausage
Mr_Horrible: "Boy Dinner"
Angelic_Bovines: best enjoyed outside a bunning's
Gekyouryuu: I used to use white bread in place of a bun if I were out of buns
laundreydhull: @browneepoints what if a magic gamemode used the same system as Pokemon rather than life totals, generally?
EldritchProwler: Sausage sizzle outside every hardware store on the weekend
Gekyouryuu: and I'm American
MegaDosX: I mean, a sausage sizzle is something at an event where they have a barbecue cooking sausages and serving them in bread
jaqofspades: Sausage Sizzles are not hot dogs, they are sausages.
laundreydhull: is that what they might try in MOM?
Angelic_Bovines: you can have onions yeah
betweenmyself:
Once again Australians bring peace by settling the “is a hotdog a sandwich” question. 
BrowneePoints: @laundreydhull Wouldn't work. Pokemon and Magic have very fundamentally different game design points
MegaDosX: Also at every election
EldritchProwler: fried onions are a big yes
GredGredmansson: now I'm reminded of that great crapshot again
jaqofspades: Costco hot dog too
baskwalla: A hotdog isn’t a cheap sausage???
aiolian: classic bunnings sausage sizzle
MilkInBags: Adam, did you know in Australia, people just walk barefeet in stores?
MegaDosX: When you go to a voting site for an election several of them do sausage sizzles, and we call that a Democracy Sausage
TwitchTVsFrank: what is a hot dog if not a cheap sausage
Mr_Horrible: Costco: "It's gonna have hotdogs and optometrists"
Seth_Erickson: my thing was going to an Aces on Saturday for free popcorn 👀
GredGredmansson: "do your friends keep making noise, even when they really don't need to keep making noise?
Earthenone: i was always jealous of my friends whose familys had cosco memberships for their free samples
Ferisar: @TwitchTVsFrank perservering
AtrusOfMyst: We got Costco too late into my childhood
laundreydhull: maybe I should bounce. I passed on nabbing a hot dog at the store and am starting to regret it.
micalovits: Hard to have turns when you are low on lands sadly
GredGredmansson: Ogre Resistest
Juliamon: last time I was at Costco they had samples of panfried Spam on King's Hawaiian rolls
Mr_Horrible: we didn't have Costco in my neck of the woods, but we had Sam's Club
Mr_Horrible: which, to a kid, was largely the same
BrowneePoints: I mean illinois is behind the times but Chicago slaps
Spades_Slicc: It always throws me when a mono red creature has reach
MilkInBags: Sask is all about beyblades these days
Gekyouryuu: I saw a picture of a pet up for adoption named Costco Hotdog, and someone commenting "it better only cost $1.50 to adopt them"
TwitchTVsFrank: is behind the times code for racist?
Mr_Horrible: BrowneePoints from what I hear they also have a weirdly good governer
BrowneePoints: He means rural
BrowneePoints: I live in Iowa and it's like Saskie, very very rural but all the College Cities are very modern/urban
Tom_Bruise: 7 mana spell, land, what's the difference
Seth_Erickson: games busted basically stealing our quarters here
MilkInBags: Sask is currently contributing to the KONY2012 campaign in droves
GredGredmansson: oh hello
tastymcnuggett: are the LRR, Folks only coming to mtgphilly on Sunday or will we see them like wild pokemon at the convention
gualdhar: Sup Cam and Adam, watching you on thr big screen while I cook dinner
Earthenone: its GG go next
MegaDosX: It's your death
BrowneePoints: Big Lady
Tom_Bruise: that's a problem
MegaDosX: It's Unnatural Growth on a stick
BrowneePoints: She's a big Lady Adam
Tom_Bruise: It's a Mythic
Easilycrazyhat: That dominus is absurd
MrPipboy3000: That card might as well say "Made for Adam"
Mr_Horrible: yeah, I'd say that's a good description - the pop centers are pretty modern, but there's a whole lotta fields between them
GredGredmansson: cool cool depressing cool
Ferisar: "for mirrodin!" *dies*
LadyLockwood92: Zopandrel is busted.
uchihab7: dont let him have 2 creatures
BrowneePoints: Zopandrel is the Dommy Mommy
GredGredmansson: !they
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lion_byte: each??
BrindleBoar: numbers go brrrr
MegaDosX: Would it be fair to say all of the Domini are good in limited?
lion_byte: oh gourd
Tom_Bruise: Alright Rebel, you can take on this giant mantis monster
LurkerSpine: magic: in all things, fair and balanced
gualdhar: uh, OP is bringing the pain today
Tom_Bruise: put up a good fight, Rebel
M0rm0n_Freeman: Damn this is limited? That’s a nutso hand
Wolfstrike_NL: Draft time
LadyLockwood92: Yeah, Zopandrel ends games.
v_nome: How are you fine folks doing today?
BrowneePoints: yea Zopandrel is a big lady that ends games bigly
micalovits: Drawing 0 lands is rough, but still put up a good fight
GredGredmansson: zopandrel smash
lesbianpunkpyromancer20: howdy! just got off work
lackingsanity: tbh most seven drops are going to beat you when you're stuck on 3 lands
MilkInBags: the gem heist is postponed yet again
Earthenone: the good part about green rares/mythics you dont need to read them, they say GG in the mana cost and you just go next
TwitchTVsFrank: i see James took all the lands with him
M0rm0n_Freeman: Zoboomafoo
Ferisar: the big zops
Seth_Erickson: zo pan drael I say
tastymcnuggett: Zootopia
mordobuus: wotc now dumping tiles from scrabble bags to name new legendaries
LurkerSpine: either sounds like a trademark drug name
LadyLockwood92: I think that's right.
GredGredmansson: Zopandrel Who Says Each
noSmokeFire: Zopandrel sounds like an over the counter medication
MegaDosX: I pronounce it "well, that's going to end the game"
BrowneePoints: Yea I'd say that too Adam. Phyrexian as a language flows well, almost like it's Mayan
flouncy_magooo: Ask your doctor if Zopandrel is right for you
MilkInBags: imagine how hard it must be to think of a new legendary name after 30 years of magic existing
Juliamon: It's pronounced "server pls"
Ferisar: time to play elden ring
LadyLockwood92: Mommy...sorry. Mommy...sorry. Mommy...sorry.
M0rm0n_Freeman: Awww I just got here
MegaDosX: Oh no, what an imposition
Seth_Erickson: no wonder we lost arena broke
Ferisar: wait actually time to fight ludwig
MilkInBags: I love talking and being right
M0rm0n_Freeman: Oh I’m cool with that
SpleenLord: SO what's Canada like?
micalovits: Ohhh, sounds good!
Two_Hats: Magic based Scrabble sounds both fantastic and horrible
BrowneePoints: like I think X in Phyrexian is "Ch" which is why Ixhel is "Ichel"
Ferisar: how's that sound
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distrustingspectator: favorite town in Canada?
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Jobot180: Your favorite lunch on a cold day?
SpleenLord: GO on
jessieimproved: Canada is big. I imagine it's like a lot of things.
MilkInBags: Fun fact: snow is wet
Gekyouryuu: "what's canada like?" "Canadian."
Earthenone: is canadas PH roughly 7?
Athelgar: *AUA* if you could design a plane, what would be the core idea/mechanic basis?
TemporallyAwry: Snow is also water ;D
M0rm0n_Freeman: How can you just let those packs sit and rot in your account? 👀
Wolfstrike_NL: Chargedash good yet?
Ferisar: milk stop making things up
Spades_Slicc: Is snow wet?
GredGredmansson: Rebel Salvo maybe
micalovits: How does it feel to be land neighbors with denmark as of recently?
lion_byte: What's your favorite food?
LadyLockwood92: I rewatched most of Road Quest.
MilkInBags: @Ferisar an australian friend didn't know so
feargalm19913: When will we get the Oliver/Silas official slash fic?
MegaDosX: Rebel Salvo seems great as removal spells go
Seth_Erickson: I hear the road to mythic + is going fine
GredGredmansson: I've heard a lot of people be high on red
MegaDosX: I went 7-2 with a heavy red deck when it was open in a draft I did
theymerLoviatar: apparently BU is the undervalued color combo in this set
Seth_Erickson: duelist is an allstar
MilkInBags: I always want to play the RB oil deck but RG is always better and WB is better
Earthenone: i love that top left equip
lackingsanity: duelist?
GredGredmansson: mite weapon is neat
MegaDosX: Was basically red with a dash of green (mostly for Thrun) splashing black for Archfiend of the Dross
MegaDosX:
And the red did most of the work 
Spades_Slicc: That means it breathes schemes
Seth_Erickson: I think the duelist is very good
gualdhar: what is your favorite pasta dish?
M0rm0n_Freeman: How do I get good at limited? I hit mythic in constructed every season but I’ve never won a limited game in my life
MilkInBags: the sword with the lifelink phyrexian is absurd
GredGredmansson: I would not pair Aspirant with Red
TheOtherTrevor: That doesn't need to go in an equipment deck. It also goes wide nicely
GredGredmansson: Volt Charge is the ONLY Red Proliferate
Ferisar: jawbone bless
MegaDosX: Hope the 3-drop wheels?
MilkInBags:
the RG uncommon
micalovits: Volt charge is just good value
MilkInBags: carbonara
Spades_Slicc: pierogi
GredGredmansson: give me a good chicken ziti broccoli any day
Seth_Erickson: I know people think Alfredo is basic but I absolutely love it
gameslaw24:
Noodles make me sick i try every now and then but always gets me
kilnfiendpotter: I love a butternut squash ravioli with a brown butter sage sauce
ghyllnox: If you had to dye your hair what color would it be?
Two_Hats: Mac and Cheese with or without bread crumbs?
BusTed: Some sort of dumpling
Juliamon: Pierogis are basically ravioli
MilkInBags: in the weird spot of between pasta and pastry?
Shragon: i wouldnt consider it a pasta "dish" its an appetizer and amazing
Rabbt300: Are gnocchi pasta?
jaqofspades: A nice tofu pad thai.
Gekyouryuu: pierogis are ravioli
wordlessRage: Oh, someone is going to have a sweet oil deck at this table
theymerLoviatar: pasgetti :3
M0rm0n_Freeman: Pasta all’assassina is amazing
kilnfiendpotter: I'm super bougie, I'm sorry!
Jobot180: potato filled Ravioli
Tom_Bruise: well apart from Norcina, and Carbonara, and All'amatriciana, and Pesto, and Putanesca, probably a Mac'N'Cheese, yea
LurkerSpine: Tortellini ftw
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jaqofspades: Pesto is very good.
MilkInBags: did you ever accidently put your finger in it?
kilnfiendpotter: Oh! So you make pesto the old school way!
TehAmelie: i still maintian "would the Earl of Sandwich approve of your food-in-bread solution for eating one handed whilst indulging in his gambling addiction" definition
kilnfiendpotter: That's awesome
M0rm0n_Freeman: Pesto is hard to make balanced, every time I make it it’s way too sharp
Seth_Erickson: listen I take Alfredo over spaghetti any day I'm sorry
GhostValv: honestly those are fantastic
RayFK: @kilnfiendpotter TEAM BOUGIE
RayFK: LET'S GO
TehAmelie: missed a couple of words there
Cptasparagus: There’s a Pierogi festival in Indiana every summer
Seth_Erickson: we can all be sorry together
Juliamon: kilnfiendpotter It's fine, you balance out the people like me who are happy just boiling up a bag of cheap raviolis, don't even need sauce, just eat them hot juicy bois
kilnfiendpotter: I'm a FANCY lady!
micalovits: Fist is good
MilkInBags: are pasta just an excuse to consume sauce?
M0rm0n_Freeman: Do you put the potatoes on the pasta with the pesto?
Spades_Slicc: build a blade
Tom_Bruise: How much more starch do we need if we just use less water?
kilnfiendpotter: I am still absurdly bewildered by all of the kinds of pasta out there. Like the ones that look like ginormous coins?
BrindleBoar: nice
LadyLockwood92: Speaking of burritos. I haven't had a good burrito in the UK in a long while.
BusTed:
kilnfiendpotter: @RayFK LET'S MAKE FANCY SHIRTS
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I come back "and a shitload of pierogi's in western Canada"
MilkInBags: did she deserve the recipe?
TehAmelie: i like the squid ink colored spaghetti
jessieimproved: Because all the recipes are on the internet in 100 different forms
BrowneePoints: It's cuz we're all gay and share family recipes to spite homophobic family
DoctorHutch: cause google is better than them anyway
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: does the squid ink pasta actually taste different?
LurkerSpine: I love how all those family recipes are just from Newspapers and adverts from the 60s/70s
TehAmelie: well, you eat with your eyes
TheThirdTail: that veil of assimilation impressed me a lot
MegaDosX: Tapper needs heavy poison to be good tbh
duckace11: I have a funny story about my mother and a cookie recipe
ghyllnox: I cook and I do! But there's frequently no "secret" recipes anymore because we share all the info always
LadyLockwood92: @BrowneePoints I really need to check out the Spite Cookbook at some point.
MilkInBags: just get skullclamp for the token
constablecrab: I share recipes all the time on Discord, because recipe blogs are intolerable.
MegaDosX: Engraver's not bad even without oil support
BrowneePoints: I mean Hell I share my 100 year old family recipe for Butterscotch Pie every year to spite homophobic family
BrowneePoints: also cuz that Pie slaps
Earthenone: sacrifice is good with used equips
kilnfiendpotter: I openly share my orange brownie recipe, no family secrets here
MilkInBags: yeah it's not unplayable, but when you play it you lose
GredGredmansson: dune mover is a "may" but yeah not the best here
margieargie:
@constablecrab If it's not preceded by a novel-length story tangentially related to it, is it really a recipe?
BrowneePoints: yea they're still around
Earthenone: scamp is great in r/w equips
Shragon: my whole recipie book is open to my friends, mostly because i know they generally wont put in the effort to make my reipies
MegaDosX: It can also be a 4/5 with haste
brainbosh: Gotta have the recipe blogs so you can tell an entire story before the ingredients list
MilkInBags: strider just wins games
jaqofspades: That 5 drop does give haste so that isn't bad at all.
TheThirdTail: haste spider is great
Seth_Erickson: duelist imo
MilkInBags: wow you're not lucky with those packs
Juliamon: Why would you want to keep a family recipe a secret anyway, it's just food
Juliamon: you weren't gonna make money from that recipe anyway
Ferisar: for fun
Seth_Erickson: exactly
GredGredmansson: i think its like a pride thing
kilnfiendpotter: @Juliamon People get very possessive over things that make them feel special.
MilkInBags: aww another charforger
Luminaire_p: The number of family recipes that came from the back of food mix boxes is sort of wild
Earthenone: back in the day you made social standing with recipies
Seth_Erickson: free is a decent trick
M0rm0n_Freeman: Does limited tend to favor aggro?
MilkInBags: I'd pick vanish
BrowneePoints: something something white culture and the need to feel superior @Juliamon
GredGredmansson: @M0rm0n_Freeman it depends on the set
MegaDosX: It's interesting watching a different approach to deckbuilding while drafting; I usually sideboard things mid-draft if I'm not going to play them, but I guess Cam's leaving that until after the draft is over?
MilkInBags: planar disruption though
Earthenone: volt probobly better
Cptasparagus: When your curve is a cliff at 3
BrowneePoints: oh yea it's like...faith's fetters at 2
GredGredmansson: an arrest for the price of a pacifism
Earthenone:
you might be right, just hard to say no to face burn in agroo
MrPipboy3000: Planaer disruotion also shuts down planeswalkers
TheThirdTail: Volt goes face, which is pretty nice
BrowneePoints: yea the diminishing returns cliff
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Juliamon: My nana had a 'secret' recipe that she only ever gave us verbally and when we wrote it down we're not convinced we got it right and she's dead now so we have no way to know where we went wrong
Ferisar: volt charge your own face
Ferisar: to send a message
Seth_Erickson: you dome the opponent is what they were saying
RoastedGravy: At worst, Volt Charge is 3 damage to the face for 3.
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Cptasparagus: Sadly can’t hold the 2 drop equipment
LadyLockwood92: Welcome raiders ^^
theymerLoviatar: man I love listening to people who understand Magic talk about Magic
Spades_Slicc: 3 volt charges and OP does nothing sounds like they're starting at 11
ShaneLeeAtk: Welcome, Raiders!
Cptasparagus: Volt charge goes face!
BrowneePoints: indeed it does Asparagus
MilkInBags:
what if instead of proliferate, it said draw a card 
Spades_Slicc: Simply draw the pressure
BrowneePoints: I do like how scamp synergizes with the Volt charges
LadyLockwood92: 'Ow...anyway...' - Opp
Ferisar: marvel what if @MilkInBags
Earthenone:
scamp turns those 3's into 5's
Cptasparagus:
Seth_Erickson: but you're also saying they don't have any pressure so I don't understand that point
RoastedGravy: First Volt Charge: "Ow!" Second Volt Charge: "Ow!" Third Volt Charge: "…did you not get your bombs?"
Lavaeolous1: are ya winning?
gualdhar: they start at 11 we start with a mull to 4
MrPipboy3000: Its like any JCVD Fight, you go face for three turns, he rips his shirt of and kicks your ass
BrowneePoints: Raging Goblin with upside baby!
Ferisar: @Seth_Erickson you spend 3 cards and they spend nothing
Ferisar: is what he's saying
TheOtherTrevor: a fine 23. we can just ignore pack 3 I guess
Earthenone: it oils your scamps
lackingsanity: id play the dune mover over the scamp
MilkInBags: justiciar is great though
gualdhar: for just two packs this deck looks nice
MegaDosX: This is no-red.pack
RoastedGravy: Ribskiff is a great name
MilkInBags:
blast
Ferisar: well it goes face
GredGredmansson: gets bigger off equipment too
Ferisar: :^)
MilkInBags: 1-of blast is great with this deck
MegaDosX: Hazardous Blast is also good with all the x/1s
Spades_Slicc: What do we think of the rotpriest + Ivy standard deck?
RoastedGravy: The call of the third Volt Charge
Tom_Bruise: Soon we shall have every Volt Charge under the five suns
MilkInBags: charge of the mites was in the pack
GredGredmansson: Hoverwings
BrowneePoints: wings are REAL good
Earthenone: hoverwings is good reach
lackingsanity: I'd probably aim to run 16 lands in this deck
BrowneePoints: i'd aim to hit a target
Seth_Erickson: probably the scamps?
GredGredmansson: affinity for equipment
Earthenone: or a 3 drop that ramps you!
MilkInBags: it will wheel
RoastedGravy: But it has trample!
RoastedGravy:
MegaDosX: The 7-drop might wheel, yeah
RoastedGravy:
IT'S EVASION!
BrowneePoints: and
BrowneePoints: it's a COMMON
Earthenone: commons in this set are so wild
ghyllnox: That aspirant is a problem when you're playing against it
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Spades_Slicc: 2023 red cards
laundreydhull: so hey.... does Urabrask's come off as 50/50 winnable when intensely brewing oil?
GredGredmansson: 5 equipment
MilkInBags:
just splash ovika 
GredGredmansson: so far
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BrowneePoints: so Cam is it just me
laundreydhull: the forge thing. Urabrask's forge bit.
BrowneePoints: or did Eli Minaya immediately cement himself as one of the best new Magic Artists
kilnfiendpotter: @BrowneePoints You're 100% right.
Statist42: hi friends!
BrowneePoints: Eli's work is absofreakinlutely incredible @kilnfiendpotter
99Problems_TwitchAintOne: no no, thank YOU for the 54 months!
serramarkov: Hi Cam, hi Adam!
MilkInBags: @BrowneePoints for me it's dominik mayer
Pyroxx___: huh
laundreydhull:
MegaDosX: So, uh. Red's open?
matthaus_c: there's always time for more signals
Spades_Slicc: Are you not thrilled by the possibilities?
lackingsanity: i'm not that high on the scamps personally
Earthenone: skullbomb probobly a cut
MegaDosX: How's the creature split?
BrowneePoints: Dominik Mayer and Eli have my favorite arts of the last 3 sets hands down @MilkInBags
AtrusOfMyst: the Boros deck is online
Spades_Slicc: Cut one land
ThibbleBird: Is this a 16 lander?
Earthenone: also all your equipment creatures do 1
laundreydhull: does the themed treason spell steal noncreature artifacts?
RoastedGravy: I'd get rid of a Volt Charge.
Lavaeolous1: I like running more Crescendos just for card draw
jaqofspades: Equipment also gives you oil counters.
Lavaeolous1: cos I reckon this is a card-hungry deck
kilnfiendpotter: It does seem like a 16 lander to me
DrMagnify: maybe drop 1 aspirant?
MegaDosX: How many creatures vs non-creatures do we have?
ThibbleBird: It’s time to go full unga
Spades_Slicc: Run 41
RoastedGravy: Go 41
Lord_Hosk: Do you really need more than 5 land?
RoastedGravy: Be a Rebel.
Easilycrazyhat: Cut...a volt charge...? I don't understand.
Spades_Slicc: God's perfect deck
MrPipboy3000: With 2 hexgold slashes, yea, cutting a volt charge is ok
cephalidsquid: Is hazardous blast worth it?
MilkInBags: I'd probably cut scamp before volt charge
hugogol21: scamp?
ThibbleBird: Beautiful deck
matthaus_c: sock full of pennies
ThibbleBird: Scamp has reach
BrowneePoints: EXCUSE ME! I have an Osgir EDH deck I have sleeved
BrowneePoints: cuz it's like $400
AtrusOfMyst: Riffle shuffle ASMR
kilnfiendpotter: This deck? Sixteen cents. The wins? Priceless.
MilkInBags: @ThibbleBird if you're blocking in this set, you're losing
Seth_Erickson: we are on the draw though
ThibbleBird: And not the keyword reach mine you lol
ghyllnox: Slow but playable
artemi7: @BrowneePoints Osgir isn't Boros smh smh
Earthenone: thats going to do 5 damage
MilkInBags:
@ThibbleBird right, that kind of reach
matthaus_c: oh lawd they curvin
ThibbleBird: I realized too late lol
MilkInBags: do your job, mass of babies
Spades_Slicc: The one thing I've heard about this draft environment is that starting your gameplan on turn 3 is the bad
Spades_Slicc: That means they breath bladecraft
Seth_Erickson: hovermyr strikes again
MegaDosX: At least it replaces itself
Spades_Slicc: graft
artemi7: Serge getting his revenge!
MilkInBags: bring back infect just for this
GredGredmansson: ooh the mirror match
ThibbleBird: We have them confused!
RoastedGravy: Death by Hovermyr
Tom_Bruise: lesson learned, hovermyr has vigilance
ghyllnox: Aspirant wings?
Easilycrazyhat: Threw that little flier right in my white weenies brawl deck. It's great ^.^
ThibbleBird: The stare down begins
roastbeefsandwitch: Arena adores mirror matches. I build a UB deck yesterday and 4 of the 7 games I played were a mirror match (I won 3 of those)
Easilycrazyhat: it gets cheaper too
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Spades_Slicc: Howdy raiders
ThibbleBird: Thank you Cam for the communication
Diabore: kill flier after attacks?
MegaDosX: Raiders!
GredGredmansson: yeah the double strike equipment is 5 mana to equip
ThibbleBird: Do it coward
Seth_Erickson: it does get power increase if they equip because of the wings
MegaDosX: I mean, that's potentially an issue
Diabore: yes
matthaus_c: good showing of all the removal we snagged
MegaDosX: You die on the crackback
kilnfiendpotter: Welcome raiders!
GredGredmansson: attack with the mites too?
Diabore: if they block a pair of 1/1's they live
MegaDosX: They can go to 1 here and kill you on the crackback
Harvest25: They could go to 1
MegaDosX: Oh right yeah it'd hit for eight
GredGredmansson: I'd attack w/ mites as well
Spades_Slicc: swing back for 10 because the wings
Earthenone: they swing back for 10, they get +1 from wings and double from the whip
MegaDosX: I don't hate sending the 1/1s since they can't block
Earthenone: the wings do
GredGredmansson: the hoverwings do
DrMagnify: its the wings
Seth_Erickson: the wings do though
Earthenone: of all equiped
Spades_Slicc: Wings do
Harvest25: They dead
brainbosh: Haste
Diabore:
just dead
Spades_Slicc: read the whip
TheThirdTail: the wings make all equipment give +1
ThibbleBird: GG
DrMagnify: still v close
matthaus_c: good close game
Seth_Erickson: the wings is any equipped creature not just the creature with the wings but we got there
MegaDosX: Whoooof that got close
MilkInBags:
manfred909: nice
BrowneePoints: yep wings make EQUIPPED creatures pumped yall
99Problems_TwitchAintOne: 1 > 0
MilkInBags: that was unga vs unga
TemporallyAwry: #MathForTheWin
BrowneePoints: whip just makes other equips cheaper
jabrishi_j1: 1≠0
laundreydhull: xD
ThibbleBird: @milkinbags but who was Bunga…
matthaus_c: RW Equipment wins the mirror 100% of the time
MegaDosX: Yeah pretty much
RoastedGravy: Some YGO shenanigans.
BrowneePoints: Matthaus that Tautology got me
MilkInBags: in response to your lava axe, I cast lava axe
MrPipboy3000: That was an old time Pride match
laundreydhull: oof'd bye ONE.
Spades_Slicc: If I'm Unga, and you're Unga . . . Then who's Bunga?
RoastedGravy: Snap keep
MegaDosX: Oh no even worse
Spades_Slicc: keep
MilkInBags: I would go to 5
ThibbleBird: Oh no
99Problems_TwitchAintOne: got there!
Badchop: Never Punished
GhostValv:
just ask
MegaDosX: Wow
ThibbleBird: WOW
Seth_Erickson: I go to 5 there for sure
theymerLoviatar: never punished
offbeatwitch: never fails
control_rig: Always had it never didn't have it
MilkInBags: now they will never learn!
LadyLockwood92: Never didn't have it.
artemi7: Never didn't have it
GredGredmansson: I kept a 1 lander in this format and didn't draw a SINGLE land that game
RoastedGravy: Getting rewarded for poor choices!
RoastedGravy:
GredGredmansson: I'm burned by it
Tom_Bruise: learning is for losers anyway
Earthenone: yeah not learning is always correct
Tom_Bruise: winners don't need to learn
AtrusOfMyst: I learned to be more greedy
ThibbleBird:
Now for the punishment
MegaDosX: I am always leery about keeping a one lander tbh
BrowneePoints: don't ask me I'm an idiot
n3ther: i think they meant opponent won't learn
MilkInBags: in this set, I lost so many matches by missing a land drop
n3ther: what we kept
ThorSokar: I mean, you are the product of all your learned experiences
GredGredmansson: ward counteracts the tapper
RoastedGravy: Lightbringer is a pretty solid card.
RoastedGravy: I like it.
GredGredmansson: confirmation bias?
DrMagnify: results oriented?
matthaus_c: recency bias?
laundreydhull: @thorsokar yes, well... they suck'd!
LurkerSpine: recency bias?
Earthenone: results oriented thinking?
mountaindudepdx: results oriented thinking
Gekyouryuu: results oriented thinking?
DrMagnify: oh no yeah its recency bias i think
artemi7: Pavalioan?
MilkInBags: it's mostly having 16 lands and keeping 2 is too scary for me, but you are both brave
Seth_Erickson: 1 land keeps just seem way more dangerous in a 16 land deck that's my thinking
MegaDosX: Come on and slam?
baskwalla: Regency bias is my favorite hotel
TemporallyAwry:
It's not RNG, the auto-shuffler is just full of spite
GredGredmansson: hi sheoldred
JoannaTastic: Overfitting
ThibbleBird: Oh hi
MegaDosX: Ooooof
control_rig: Boooooooo!
Earthenone:
playing around the thing that beat you is just videogaming 101
artemi7: Here she is
Diabore:
MilkInBags: huh JUDGE? that's from another set?
MegaDosX: Yeah you're dead
theymerLoviatar: Sheoldred, you're not even from this set!
MilkInBags: how did they cheat on arena and sneak a card from BRO
RoastedGravy: What Sheoldred doin here.
DAC169:
did you just say "Booo!" or "Boo-urns!" 
RoastedGravy: JUDGE!
Spades_Slicc: !card hexgold hover
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MegaDosX: Oh also, here come the mites
Diabore: and ria...
yvanko55: How did we deserve this?
jacqui_lantern234:
oh look! its a beautiful group of wonderful friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!
matthaus_c: bombs away
thirsty_kitteh: I'm hereby referring to "learning" as "prior-results-oriented guesswork"
lackingsanity: results oriented thinking would be retroactively decided whether your past decision was right or wrong depending on whether or not they had it. often its right to make them have it, even if it feels bad when they do in fact have it
ThibbleBird: Both teams played hard
TheWriterAleph: i drafted an urabrask but couldn't justify jamming it into my GB deck
artemi7: Look, this is why you don't keep 1 landers!
MilkInBags:
mythics from other sets 
MrPipboy3000: reequip on the leonin to kill sheoldred?
TemporallyAwry: Is Sheoldred in actual packs? Or is this just Arena nonsense?
ThibbleBird: Clearly karma
ghizmou: sorry guys, you re not part of the has a busted mythic card in their deck gang
MegaDosX: Yeah you're pretty dead right now
matthaus_c: @TemporallyAwry actual packs
Seth_Erickson: @temporallyawry all praetors are in the set proper
jacqui_lantern234:
@TheWriterAleph im not a brask! ur a brask!
MrPipboy3000: @TemporallyAwry All of the praetors show up in the draft
Diabore: she dead!
BrowneePoints: yea Sheoldred and Vorinclex are almost unbeatable in this format
Diabore: moral victory!
BrowneePoints: also we won the moral victory
MegaDosX: Just draw that Wrath of God that's totally in your deck
RoastedGravy:
offbeatwitch: what format are we playing
artemi7: @TemporallyAwry They have special artwork in paper, though
LadyLockwood92: It's the principle of the thing.
Kallious: just settle the wreckage
sporkraptor: sometimes it's just like that XD
dolphgrim: wait. is sheoldred good?
TemporallyAwry: Jeeeez. That's rough. Limited is wild these days.
MegaDosX: @dolphgrim I dunno, she's OK I guess?
Hellishdream: Have they explained why the Praetors are in this set?
matthaus_c: you probably never play around Rares in Game 1 anyways
offbeatwitch: wait so is that card just in packs sometimes
ghizmou: I don't think there was an out
Lavaeolous1: All the new praetors are in the draft
GredGredmansson: @Hellishdream because they decided she'd be in the set
RoastedGravy: The NUT
MegaDosX: @Hellishdream They're in the paper packs as alt art, so to match 1 to 1 they're in the Arena packs like this
MrPipboy3000: All gas no breaks!!
artemi7: Just sideboard in your anti Praetor tech for game 2
BrowneePoints: @Hellishdream they have a super rare concept art printing in the paper set, so they included them in digital
Hellishdream: That's just hateful.
GredGredmansson: you know I never thought about how well Menace plays with combat tricks
MegaDosX: I like flunge first
MegaDosX: And you have two removal spells in hand for whatever they play now
RoastedGravy: inb4 another Sheoldred
matthaus_c: when's that Oblit coming opponent
jacqui_lantern234: @MegaDosX i like YOU!!! BOOM ROASTED
MegaDosX:
@jacqui_lantern234 Oh no I've been got 
MrPipboy3000: exile the chorus to stop the mite
artemi7: They were really worried about the mite I guess
matthaus_c: I think the opponent got caught up on denying us the Mite value
TheThirdTail: it denies the death trigger, which is value. magic players can't say no to value, even if it's wrong
ghizmou: maybe they had a shaky hand and misclicked twice
Earthenone: 3 turns we win, we have 3 removals
Seth_Erickson: What do you guys think of the idea of a Hot Cheeto Burrito
MegaDosX: Oh dear
artemi7: I mean, you CAN equip
GredGredmansson: 4/0 double strike new meta
MegaDosX: I mean, you /can/
BrowneePoints: I've had a Burrito with Hot CHeetos or Hot Fritos in them
BrowneePoints: they are VERY good
ThorSokar: sounds CRUNCHY
Tom_Bruise: none of us can say we haven't happily eaten worse
TehAmelie: i have found cheetos to be terrible when used as a condiment in hot food
fungal_bird: sounds like a good way to make refried beans palatable imo
chumpofthemonth: Crunchy stuff in a burrito is the best
agrother: Is it just a burrito full of Hot Cheetos?
TehAmelie: potato chips though
RoastedGravy: Noice
MegaDosX: Wow
MrPipboy3000: Jawbone duelist soloing
ghizmou: soft chips is gross
TheThirdTail: Are there any other ingredients in it? or just a real crunchy tortilla?
Earthenone: !break
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saucemaster5000: Taco bell already sells tacos covered in dorito dust, shame is no longer a thing
ZachtlyAsIntended: I have had a hot cheeto burrito, it's tasty
Seth_Erickson: Ah shoot if you'd let me know I would have ordered enough for the both of us. I do think they are bangers though.
emberBecky: I would hope it was not the main ingredient, but sure
lion_byte: crunch
Harvest25: GG
artemi7: Tell James to order you some Hot Burritos on break
matthaus_c: stretch your fluids, duel your jawbone
Seth_Erickson: @smoke_knight not just cheetos no theres also as tortilla
LadyLockwood92: Do I have to duel *my* jawbone? Can I not duel someone elses?
AdamYMHMI: I mean, are there hot burritos waiting for them in their area?
matthaus_c: @LadyLockwood92 self-reflection is very important
sporkraptor: I think I can hear the bramble critter snuffling in the background
DAC169: Taco Bell has(had?) a burrito with flaming hot Frito's in it. so would it just be the same thing?
BrowneePoints: but yea Taco Bell used to have the Beefy Crunch burrito which had Flaming Hot Fritos in it(a flavor that normally doesn't exist to buy) and t hey were SO GOOD
LadyLockwood92: @LadyLockwood92 Alright *fine*...but I'm gonna complain the whole time.
TehAmelie: i'll put some potato chips in a hamburger, it's basically lettuce, right?
sporkraptor: it's vegetables yeah
TehAmelie: but cheetos? that tastes bad and weird
Seth_Erickson: That's essentially what it is Dac169 but it uses hot cheetos instead
AdamYMHMI: @TehAmelie It's delicious, that's what it is
smoke_knight: Fun fact, I am currently 3 days off my meds because they didn't get reordered. I have basically been sick in bed the whole time. (I may have a virus at the same time.)
7gorobei: so cheetos has a recipe on their site for a hotcheetoburrito
sporkraptor: ooh, cheeto sammich...
sporkraptor: @smoke_knight yikes, hope you get the refills soon! that's no fun!
Seth_Erickson: I've never had the Taco Bell version I have a local restaurant that sells them and I don't know it's not fair how good they are.
TehAmelie: huh. secret to a happy relationship is putting your phone down, study finds
TehAmelie: who could have thought?
CAKHost: My take away from eating Fiery Hot Cheetos was pain. Like whatever they added to make them "hot" just hurt the inside of my mouth.
artemi7: No music on ad break? Is that a new thing?
Seth_Erickson: study finds interacting via real life increases chances of forming relationships thats wild
sporkraptor: today's ad music: bramble snuffles
CAKHost: I usually go for the original or if I want heat, the jalapeno one.
TehAmelie: 308 people were involved in this study, most of whom liked it when their SO paid attention to them rather than not
CAKHost: (In terms of what crunchy cheeto flavors are available near me)
TehAmelie: hi again!
LadyLockwood92: Welcome back, guys.
Ewayko: Cam on LLRmtg? What a treat!
matthaus_c: I could draft NEO so much more still
LadyLockwood92: That's basically a 4/4.
saucemaster5000: Whenever I eat flaming hot cheetos my mouth tastes exactly like having smoked a cigarette afterwards. It's very weird.
dabudder: this format is... weird
roastbeefsandwitch: 2/2 double strike for 3 + Blazing Boost means 10 damage, so quite good, contextually
jacqui_lantern234:
you joke, but my brain is actually kinda like that
udzmmu: honestly I thought I had somehow muted the stream because of no break music
kerryg137: Do you let a rokos basilisk out of a jar?
ThorSokar: We have them where I live, but I am aware that it is a regional oddity
ghizmou: interesting play
BrowneePoints: Actually, a Local Tex-Mex place here called Taco John's HAD a Flaming hot Cheeto's Burrito for a while
Spades_Slicc: They think you're on the toxic plan
Spades_Slicc: fool
MrPipboy3000: People are so afraid of toxic
artemi7: how rude of them
dabudder: @MrPipboy3000 despite britney being a proven icon
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePoints this instantly transplanted their jingle into my brain
MegaDosX: We take those
BrowneePoints: I love Taco John's so much. @Mr_Horrible
saucemaster5000: on the topic of taco bell, bring back the double decker you cowards
Seth_Erickson:
The burrito I ate is the first picture down on the left hand side from this restaurant in my home state. https://www.donchuys.com/
protestkid: do you guys get Takis that far north?
MegaDosX: You're a bit cut on white, yeah
artemi7: With only one blocker, Fleshcutter starts putting on lots of pressure
jacqui_lantern234: @BrowneePoints i love YOU SO MUCH!!! BOOM ROASTED
BrowneePoints: on the topic of Taco Bell, bring back the Beefy Crunch Burritos
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BrowneePoints: @jacqui_lantern234 press x to doubt
theymerLoviatar: On Thursdays, we play Boros
saucemaster5000: the beefy crunch were very good too, yes
matthaus_c: sometimes the matchmaking alg is feeling quirky
jacqui_lantern234: @BrowneePoints WHAT DO YOU MEAN DOUBT?!?! YOU DONT GET TO SAY DOUBT AFTER LITERAL YEARS
Spades_Slicc: 6/3 ward 2 sounds pretty good
TehAmelie: i want there to be a Boros variant that we could call Borges
MegaDosX: From 20? Almost certainly not
artemi7: Famous last words Adam
matthaus_c:
maybe they play Embercleave and Temur Battle Rage
jacqui_lantern234:
inb4 10 poison
Mr_Horrible: double strike is spooky, but probably not spooky enough
Mr_Horrible: well there ya go
BrowneePoints: They'd had to like
BrowneePoints: Crescendo Top Deck Crescendo
LadyLockwood92: Combat trick won't stop 3 to the dome.
Earthenone: you are in the mirrorverse
Mr_Horrible:
See, I always play like a weenie in Magic so I would probably not play the risk, even though it's correct to do so
eh_yo_flake: All I want to do in this format is play mono white, I love it so much.
matthaus_c: the control decks are frightening because with everyone fighting over aggressive cards they get to have a much higher quality draft
lamina5432: I did a 7-2 and fought all green/x decks
lamina5432: as another green/x deck
BrowneePoints: blue is an amazing support color
micalovits: Nelsons blue deck from the fam jam was crazy
Mr_Horrible: it's the Meta Paradox of "Blue is weak" therefore "Blue is open"
GredGredmansson: I had a blue/black deck in my last draft that I just piloted horribly
Seth_Erickson: I think blue can be weak if multiple people are drafting it, but that's pretty rare
Mr_Horrible: and the sinusoidal wave continues on
dabudder: yeah blue is really easy to draft rn
BrowneePoints: and everyone is ignoring it cuz "magic hive mind belief" so folks are getting to draft VERY concentrated blue decks
FPNY41: GL!
GredGredmansson: first pick kaito, got venser and the uncommon too
GredGredmansson: and kept a lot of questionable hands
matthaus_c: I've had negative experiences with Blue but I think I was in the worse of 2 or 3 blue seats at my draft
jacqui_lantern234: Limited Resourses: "i think this colour is a little weak" MtG Community: "they said its literally unplayable, always pass the cards"
Seth_Erickson: whereas with white and red even if you are fighting someone for it you can still come out with a fairly decent deck.
kanggaruu: 2 mana exile is OP
MurphEP: They don't know we just hit face
GredGredmansson: i mean, they SHOULD if you are rw
Mr_Horrible: "They don't know I intend to deal 20 damage to them"
jacqui_lantern234: ngl, im never not gonna read "Ussyfication"
lackingsanity: I had a UR deck with koth where I ultimated him the turn after I played him by proliferating a bunch. every other game I got steamrolled though
ShadowAce0: equip is cheaper with the three drop, right?
BatenicYork: oh ok
offbeatwitch: not again
Mr_Horrible: @jacqui_lantern234 incredibly cursed, thank you
micalovits: I should make tea
MurphEP:
GredGredmansson: hello again sheoldread
dabudder: nice
MegaDosX: Are you kidding me
roastbeefsandwitch: Fair magic
micalovits: God damnit
GredGredmansson:
Nukified: oh right, that's a card
A_Dub888:
adambomb625: why WOTC
matthaus_c: I guess it's a race
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Earthenone: load up that asp?
ThibbleBird: What the heck a second time?
micalovits: Jam both?
kilnfiendpotter: I see Cool Aunt Sheoldred has entered the battlefield
jacqui_lantern234: @Mr_Horrible what the shit?!?!
ThibbleBird: This format ugh
Mr_Horrible: @jacqui_lantern234 this is the only retaliation I could think of
MegaDosX: Depends on if they fear the double lock
MegaDosX: block*
kanggaruu:
play a taunt minion! 
n3ther: haha
DAC169:
the only reason Iknow the Preators are in the Draft/Sealed packs is because I keep getting opponents with them. especially Sheoldred 
n3ther:
terrorizing children is the best
BatenicYork: wings precombat
BrowneePoints: you could try and bait it
Seth_Erickson: wings lets us attack with the 4/2
micalovits: Swing with 1 of them?
ThibbleBird: I can’t say that putting the praetors in was healthy for limited…
BatenicYork: Yeah I've messed up wings a ton of times, equipment being a lord is weird
artemi7: I'm honestly not sure how healthy this format is even without the praetors
Seth_Erickson:
Pretty sure that Sheoldred is the only praetor that made it in
BrowneePoints: they're playing protect the queen too much
dabudder: cam + adam is a very weird energy. im here for it
artemi7: It feels incredibly agrro heavy
dabudder: highest energy lrrer + lowest energy lrrer
BrowneePoints: we can slash and swing
BrowneePoints: and then they think we have nothing
MegaDosX: Yeah
dabudder: they're also two of my faves
matthaus_c: this is gonna be a hella entertaining format to watch at the Pro Tour though, irrespective of how healthy it is
ThibbleBird: Go for blood!!
sporkraptor: great combination of voices XD
MrPipboy3000: If they block kill sheo, if they don't, face
dabudder: @matthaus_c that is true
BatenicYork:
BrowneePoints: and if no removal they're dead in the air
Mr_Horrible: eh, not my favorite tag
Mr_Horrible:
ShadowAce0: risky to charge before damage if they had the -1/-1 spell
GredGredmansson: we can load the equipment onto the flyer too
Seth_Erickson: anoint
Seth_Erickson: perhaps
matthaus_c: that might be an Anoint, yeah
MegaDosX: They might have Anoint to exile a thing, but you gotta go for it
smoke_knight: White? Combat tricks?
adambomb625: yee
ghizmou: gottem
matthaus_c: aight
micalovits: I think only the blue trick gives flying
MegaDosX: The evil is defeated!
ThibbleBird: JUSTICE
MurphEP:
artemi7: That OP going for the "maybe they forget to attack" defense
ogier300: Hoping you wouldn't see the line
MurphEP: The evil has been defeated
MegaDosX: You beat a deck running Sheoldred, I'd be happy about that
MrPipboy3000: They had a black open, so they could have annointed, but thats abot it
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Seth_Erickson: Yeah but which Dad gets to take it home
SurfDownstage: 20 BUCKS?
jimmythebusdriver: Great choice of Gif in the going live tweet guys @LoadingReadyRun
sporkraptor: same home
Earthenone: but dads would haggle that 20 to 17\
AdamYMHMI: @Seth_Erickson Both when they go home
dabudder: @Seth_Erickson you misunderstand, they're married
Seth_Erickson: Of course,
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GredGredmansson: hi sheoldred
matthaus_c: basically a canadian dril
BrowneePoints: idk, that Roko's Basilussky tweet was pretty good Cam
Seth_Erickson: it's not looking good
Nurell: Cam have you looked at the ravages star minis?
Earthenone: they have black. not looking good for our heros
SurfDownstage: Plays Oko
dabudder: @matthaus_c except cam is spilling a lot less oil
dabudder: cam your roccos basilisk tweet was INCREDIBLE
MrPipboy3000: Cam is the Dennis Miller of Twitter
ThibbleBird: No land drop from opp also good
GapFiller: ignorance is bliss Adam
AtrusOfMyst: This is the "The Floor is Fascia" map
GapFiller: trust us
BrowneePoints: Question Cam, since you are good at words, how come we have Justicar AND Justiciar?
elkae: Cam’s tweets are very educational
MegaDosX: Land drop missed!
micalovits:
They missed the third+fourth land
jessieimproved: @MrPipboy3000 I remember loving to listen to Dennis Miller and understanding about 30-40% of it
theymerLoviatar: Honestly I recommend not being terminally online and learning every dumb thing in social media culture
GredGredmansson: is chorus an artifact too?
GredGredmansson: ah thats what I'm thinking of
artemi7: Missing land drops? In this climate?!
MegaDosX: !card crawling chorus
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Seth_Erickson: opponent has sheoldred but alas they're missing land drops
matthaus_c: she crawl on my chorus til I mite
frozenphoenix7: @GredGredmansson Not itself, no
MegaDosX: Should've done that first
Easilycrazyhat: Aspirant is sooo good
BrowneePoints: and your brain didn't ingest the info yea. that SUCKS
Mai_Andra: I think there was a CrapShot about Roko's basilisk
LibraryWitchKei: They were in phyrexian, got it
kilnfiendpotter: Yep, this is my life now with a new baby.
jacqui_lantern234: anybutt, nerds, im off for commander night. later!
kilnfiendpotter: My partner suggested I play Arena while doing late night feeds, and I was like...I don't remember how the stack works
sporkraptor: bad move bears
saucemaster5000: At least the new baby doesn't know you can't read due to exhaustion (congrats @kilnfiendpotter )
Seth_Erickson: perhaps better on the lightbringer for blocks?>
Earthenone:
also, not legendary so you can stack
kilnfiendpotter: @saucemaster5000 Thank you!!
MegaDosX:
@kilnfiendpotter Magic plus baby brain feels like a nonbo
sporkraptor: oh jeez i can't do that.
BrowneePoints: oh yea
sporkraptor: that's why I have three max level hunters XD
BrowneePoints: going from any of my classes to Arcane Mage requires 3 hours of warm up
roastbeefsandwitch: I mean, that's the way of different decks too. You know they're good, but they can have totally different styles and sideboarding
kilnfiendpotter: @MegaDosX YUP.
adambomb625: Like Triple Triad
MegaDosX: @kilnfiendpotter Now imagine playing Commander with baby brain
saucemaster5000: I played WoW back when it was cool and called "Warcraft 2"
MrPipboy3000: @saucemaster5000 Oh yea, Tides of Darkness was my JAM
kilnfiendpotter: @MegaDosX I will only play with other sleep deprived people just to even the score. It'll be hilarious and frustrating.
GredGredmansson: @saucemaster5000 oh same; it was the joy of 6th grade computer class
sporkraptor: oh gosh dragon flying is SO GOOD
BrowneePoints: Lots of good steps in a good direction
couchboyj: Dragon flying is the bomb
Laserbeaks_Fury: Does WoW still have the P{okemon?
micalovits: This is fine ish
LibraryWitchKei: It does!
kumatsu: I think this is keepable on the draw
itira: Im enjoying DF a lot, its great
sporkraptor: I'm hoping they'll toggle dragon flying so you can choose to have it everywhere else once you've unlocked it
TehAmelie: i played WoW happily for years until i got to max level and then it was impossible to play solo anymore
artemi7: Never punished!@
sporkraptor: it's *so much faster* than regular flying, and so much more fun
v_nome: I saw you were playing Survival Hunter, Adam. There are dozens of us!
kumatsu:
I'm enjoying Adam's WoW Content and excited for the next ep
Earthenone: !adam
clarinetman: You can pet battle against tuskars now
LibraryWitchKei: DF got me back to WoW after stopping in Legion
GredGredmansson: *gasp* blue?!
MurphEP: The first episode was so good
Laserbeaks_Fury: Do people still farm on Panderia?
Two_Hats: Zero to hero is great!
saucemaster5000: saw the first episode -- grats on the new series!
kilnfiendpotter: I tried playing WoW with a friend, and it's surprisingly not my jam. I love watching people play it though.
BrowneePoints: He's playing the BEST class too! (SURVIVAL HUNTERS UNITE)
micalovits: I saw your tweet! Video you made was sweet
snowb0und: What finally broke me of MMOs was being mutinied out of my guild after running it for a year. A quarter of our raid team, personal friends, demanded I kick another quarter of the raiders — leaving us with no raid team. I let them do it instead.
itira:
Excellent series! 
Seth_Erickson: First episode was great slam a like on it and give it a watch.
Seth_Erickson: Boost those metrics
BrowneePoints: PERCEIVED!
elkae: Dingle the bingle!
matthaus_c: Spelldancer my wife
BrowneePoints: #JusticeForSurvival
Laserbeaks_Fury: You could not pay me to perform any leadership role in a WoW guild
sporkraptor: I will go check that out!
mordobuus: don't forget a big red arrow and a goofy shocked face
MegaDosX: Does the 1/1 hit any target?
kumatsu: it's Annoying Enough
Earthenone: i lead a guild in WoW classic, would not recomend it to anyone
Mai_Andra: seabats hype. the first episode was great
saucemaster5000: trouble with youtube v twitch? editing is 10x the work of actually filming anything
BrowneePoints: I too would not recommend WoW classic to anyone
nightwing99fan: I loved episode 1. Can't wait for epi 2
micalovits: If 2 is better, can't wait!
kumatsu: you're not fishing but you're still landing
snowb0und: I didn’t start this guild. I just kept being the competent person that had a good rapport with people and getting promoted when people left
BrowneePoints:
we know. and we're giving you the credit you're due and won't give yourself
kumatsu: I dunno if that parses
LadyLockwood92: I know almost nothing about WoW, but hey...knowing almost nothing about the subject matter never stopped me watching Sidewalk Slam.
pn55: You're good Adam. I'm glad you're enjoying this project you've started.
BrowneePoints: okay real talk chat does the music here sound like the original Jumanji movie?
pn55: Looking forward to the next episode.
itira: promote yo self!~
elkae: Fish compliment me hat when
Laserbeaks_Fury: Whoa, Blightbelly
artemi7: They're after corrupted
kumatsu: kill the 1/1 and race
snowb0und: A lot of the leadership I didn’t mind. But I also have 800 hours in Darkest Dungeon.
kumatsu: attack with the scamp when shields are down
Grimnus: Scamp attack just lets you use the ping next turn
MegaDosX: Do we zap their 2/1?
Diabore: not bouncing token is interesting
Bugberry: salvo being an instant makes it so flexible.
matthaus_c: kill the legacy playable card is solid
MegaDosX: And they are still at four with only one blocker
snowb0und: Same thing, except your units have way touchier personalities. And you never get texted at 3am by your Highwayman because they couldn’t think of anybody else to call.
SurfDownstage: Oh hey I just lost to that card
MegaDosX: I mean. Still dead.
Grimnus: Odd dose target
Grimnus: Considering its just a 2/2
kumatsu: Killing them as Dicky G intended
Harvest25: beat face
MegaDosX: Aspirant just walks past his sleeping ally and is like "I'll take that sword"
matthaus_c: I've met a lot of people who think sloppy magic doesn't happen at Mythic
offbeatwitch: it's purely a function of time
Harvest25: Pretty good system for balancing matches
frank_the_great: Mythic means you've played a lot
GredGredmansson: !card Scornful Egotist
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accountmadeforants: It also matters less because they literally have a secret more functional (ELO-based) ranking system behind it.
MegaDosX: Also people are human and make mistakes
BrowneePoints: So Cam and Adam, out of the rest of the year's big Sets (March of the Machine/Aftermath, Lord of the Rings, Wilds of Eldraine & Lost Caverns of Ixalan) which are you most excited about?
GredGredmansson: the myth, the legend
Mythallian: mythic is also bonkers with its numbers
Earthenone: i dont know how the MMR works
Earthenone: but i think arena takes more into account than your rank in limited games
micalovits: Rude
Grimnus: Im sorta looking forward to Eldraine 2
Seth_Erickson: return to ixalan 👀
IzlanntheLion: Mythic is the only and even then you still have chance
MegaDosX: Vroom vroom
Seth_Erickson: Give me Bat Demon God
snowb0und: I want Oily Jace & Vraska villain power couple for Ixalan 2
BrowneePoints: yea I'm excited for return to Ixalan. Give me Sea Dinos
Earthenone: do you have any thoughts about the new monster hunter-alike game that released today adam?
snowb0und: “Hey, my girlfriend saw you from across the multiverse and we want to compleat your vibe”
GredGredmansson: i'm just interested in whatever the heck March of the Machine ends up being
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GredGredmansson: autotapper why
BrowneePoints: I'm also SUPER excited for the Lord of the Rings set
matthaus_c: "I blocked" "What did it cost you?"
GredGredmansson: leave up a white mana to equip the stabby
accountmadeforants: @Earthenone It does for sure, people have experimented with tanking their hidden rank and then cruising their way to Mythic. The longer you play even moderately competently, the worse your matchups get. (Which is fine! Just make that the rank instead!)
Grimnus: @GredGredmansson The equip cost reductions dont stack since it applies to themselves
Grimnus: The thing that stacks is the casting cost
matthaus_c: nonzero amount of skullclamp
GredGredmansson: yeah and it would have only been a single W
MegaDosX: I think you have to arrest the 2/2 flyer now
Spades_Slicc:
put the battlefist on the mite
Bugberry: the only downside to the gauntlet is that so many 1 toughness creatures can't hold it.
Grimnus: No its equip cost is 3 usually they only reduce it to 1W
BrowneePoints: good ol Justiciar
GredGredmansson: @Grimnus there were two of them
MegaDosX: I think you only swing with the 1/1 when it can muck their blocks
GredGredmansson: before one died
MegaDosX: And they couldn't block that last turn
Grimnus: @GredGredmansson The equipping cost doesnt stack only the cast reduction
BrowneePoints: yea fleshcutter on justiciar is GROSS
GredGredmansson: ohhhhh right
BrowneePoints: It looks a little like Graham
itira: XD
artemi7: Yeah that's a really unflattering Urza art
accountmadeforants:
<-Urza
MrPipboy3000: Urza Belvedere ...
GredGredmansson: now I see, thanks for your patience
xXRealGamerThaigeXx: I do not like this painting its smug aura mocks me
frank_the_great: Jesus, lol
kumatsu: This Urza looks like he judges for eating solid food instead of a meal replacement slush
elkae: Oh gross
BrowneePoints: Splitter put it on the Justiciar?
Spades_Slicc: This urza portrait has the opposite angle of the megamind no bitches meme
cyanidevalentine: he's got the Count Dooku signature look of superiority
ZachtlyAsIntended: He looks like Eddy Izzard from 2010
theymerLoviatar: Oh Cam, have you seen "Vampire 5th Edition Clans As Explained By Jordan Peterson"
Two_Hats: Why does it look like a pissed off Spice8rack dressed as Urza?
MegaDosX: Was that 7-1?
offbeatwitch: oh!
Earthenone: good old boros
Dog_of_Myth:
SurfDownstage:
accountmadeforants: Cool game
MegaDosX: That was a lightning fast 7-1
Nukified: easy, I guess
frank_the_great: Game's easy
Grimnus: Nicely done lads
ThibbleBird: Gg
OldBenX:
AtrusOfMyst: we did it
AbyssEtc: Clap
accountmadeforants:
MegaDosX: Turns out RW just kills people
Mythallian: amy also said that drafts go by SUPER fast
BrowneePoints:
Wow, Adam and Cam are good at Magic, who knew!?
objectivefailure: That person is me
Mythallian: like games on average are done on turn 7
Spades_Slicc: If you cancel the draft before it sets the table up do you get refunded?
offbeatwitch: kaya is totally first pickable
MitchTheQuaker: hard disagree
SurfDownstage: Idk
dabudder: Kaya is ABSOLUTELY first pickable
lamina5432: I like the 2/4 with menace
offbeatwitch: kaya's so good i would just force it
WarKr0: kaya is first pickable if you arent a coward
Bugberry: oci foci
xantos69: Hey Kids! How's this going?
jacqui_lantern234: chat i have sadish news. i missed the bus to my LGS now i gotta wait 20 minutes
OldBenX: pick Kaya and every single removal you can find
Earthenone: i would have first picked the kaya and aim for a longer game
Grimnus: The formats a bit too quick for her
kumatsu: yeah I had Kaya in prerelease and games were usually over one way or another by the time I could cast her
roastbeefsandwitch: Cam in skit: "Never first pick a multicolor card, Never first pick a multicolor card, Never... Always first pick a multicolor card. What a bomb!"
micalovits: I think it is, but there are a LOT of uncommons that are better
SurfDownstage: I'd say only not first pick bc white and black are picked so highly
xantos69: If you have enough removal in this format... it is challenging to lose.
agrother: "Kaya is fragile", literally has Hexproof
kumatsu: (Usually they were over cuz I ran over my opponent with poison by turn 6)
YawgmothsBargainStore: If you’re already BW and want the game to go long then absolutely take Kaya but otherwise I agree with Adam
ghyllnox: Camera's a little far left, Cam's cut off and the green screen edge is showing
Seth_Erickson: I would argue you only get 2 bodies since some of them can't block
Grimnus: Vorac is so efficient
drcanonball: 3rd pick Vorrac is maybe a sign
Spats: Spellbomb?
YawgmothsBargainStore: Charge or vorac I think
Mythallian: vorrac does WORK
Grimnus: The pig
OldBenX: I'd definitely take Mr Pig
SurfDownstage: PIG
jacqui_lantern234:
@Spats b-o-m-b
matthaus_c: Vorrac is the Elvish Visionary Centaur Courser
MurphEP: Dvorak?
Earthenone: vorrac is a 3 mana green common
MegaDosX: !card contagious vorrac
LRRbot: Contagious Vorrac [2G] | Creature — Phyrexian Boar Beast [3/3] | When Contagious Vorrac enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. If you didn't put a card into your hand this way, proliferate.
Grimnus: Green 3/3 that draws a land or prolifs
Mythallian: green pig that finds lands
Bugberry: 3/3 for 3 that gets a land or proliferates
aiolian: how did the last draft end up going?
Seth_Erickson: the vorrac is a green 3/3 that draws a land or proliferates
Seth_Erickson: it's pretty good
lemoncassidy: contagious vorrac is one of the best green commons
OldBenX:
@aiolian 7-1
Grimnus: Its the best performing common in the set by a decent amount
aiolian:
kumatsu: so it went as expected from these Absolute Gamers
TheWriterAleph: it's a common that's rated 3.5/5 on mtgazone tho
elkae: Green pig that finds land, must be an Angry Birds crossover
Harvest25: sheoldred hurts
laundreydhull: @browneepoints Tis a "moral" victory, but it checks out...
Earthenone: i have never heard of that website
SurfDownstage: TEETH
matthaus_c: 17 Lands is a nice starting point to draw conclusions from, but not the whole picture
Grimnus: Its a good thing to get a base idea but dont view it as gospel basically
AtrusOfMyst: vibes gamers unite
MitchTheQuaker: i try to balance vibes and data but i default to vibes
aiolian: I spend a lot of time on 17lands to get a feel for a set in the beginning
YawgmothsBargainStore: I mainly use it to keep track of how I’m doing in a format rather than reading data etc
jacqui_lantern234:
#VibesGaymer here
Mythallian: cam hoping to find mommicon for pack 2?
matthaus_c: this is gonna feel so cracked when we get passed a pack 2 Vindicator
aiolian: reset evaluations of cards and also look back at my own data on drafts that went well/poorly to learn from
Mythallian: oh or mondrak
MegaDosX:
@matthaus_c Nah, pack 2 Ascend from Avernus 
accountmadeforants: That's an S-tier observation
elkae: Orthotoxy
GredGredmansson: speaking of orthodoxy, white phyrexia
SurfDownstage: Wait until Kaya wheels
drcanonball: 2 halberds already passed
BlastAqua: People dont know how to read stats
Earthenone: glare?
itira:
MrPipboy3000: White does seem open
AtrusOfMyst: winning with a deck you picked based on what you vibe with feels more gratifying to me than to feel like they optimally drafted a pool
pn55:
BrowneePoints: They're supposed to be guides(from a subjective, but well learned opinion) and people treat it as objective fact and eschew context
matthaus_c: the ways that paratext warps gameplay are really fascinating
cyanidevalentine: the development of, and social enforcement of a meta is fascinating
couchboyj: B-tier threat
accountmadeforants: No, please don't! I don't know how to Tweet!
Earthenone: also glare is good with mites
Two_Hats: I mean it's A tier - A for Adam
jacqui_lantern234: @accountmadeforants lmfao legendary comment
PangolinWithAPlangolin: egg egg egg egg egg
Bugberry: bomb format
saucemaster5000: with Elon? (Pulls the simpsons, death, not fast enough, opens airlock)
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TheThirdTail: Tier lists are just another example of "the internet is incapable of nuance"
BrowneePoints: Like, whenever people get to into tier lists Adam, I kindly point them to Panda taking down the Tekken World Tourney
elkae: Can I take Mars, hold the Elon
BrowneePoints: too*
Musicsquid: I think the phenomenon Adam’s describing is something the commander format has been struggling with for the last few years
GredGredmansson: "You're a B-Tier Duelist with a C-Tier Deck!"
laundreydhull: E Double G Es EGGS
BlastAqua: 17 lands is not a small sample size though
matthaus_c: WoW is basically the poster child of a game fundamentally changed by that kind of website and mentality
jacqui_lantern234: @GredGredmansson IM HOWLING XD
Morrigan9: sounds like warcraft dps spec sims
xantos69: Adam, how would you feel about a fighting game with a rich online experience. But every month, the data on each of the characters is reviewed and the one that has one the most games, gets a 1% damage debuff while the one that lost the most gets a 1% buff. Until the metagame absolutely converges.
Earthenone: @GredGredmansson thank you?
Musicsquid: The homogeneity and optimization of the format that takes away the ability to look more broadly
SurfDownstage: Well, that's an issue too
laundreydhull: tis but a respawn flask
BlastAqua: Anything above 100-1000 is considered not small, but yeah people dont know how to read numbers
MegaDosX: OK but what if P2P1 Sheoldred
Earthenone:
too bad that kaya dident wheel
BrowneePoints: but yea every time someone gets up their butt about tier lists I just point to Panda and Tekken
MegaDosX: P2P1 Elesh Norn would also be spicy
micalovits: Just take the next one
RaklarLS: if anything we're making sure whoever took kaya has a terrible pool to choose from
laundreydhull: windmill slam Vindicators
endblink: My favourite was during BFZ draft. It was gospel to avoid G because all the pros said G was BY FAR the worst? Pro Tour BFZ winner? Drafted Mono-G cause no one touched it.
swampystyle: Imagine needing to look at stats instead of reading cards to determine if a card is good lol
matthaus_c: the nice thing about how Limited formats react to widespread information about "optimal" strategies is that the more people compete for those, the more open "rogue" strategies can become
cyanidevalentine: the real issue is where people start reading wayyy too much into tier lists and opinions
lesbianpunkpyromancer20: man why hasn't black gotten a doom blade effect
lesbianpunkpyromancer20: smh
patrick_stonecrusher:
"man so someone passed me a Kaya P1, but l didnt see much white, then black dried up too! l dont get this format."
BrowneePoints: Slobad deserved better!
Morrigan9: the optimization of "must solve game"
micalovits: #JusticeForSlobad
MegaDosX: Slobad with Bosh's body as armour
OldBenX: Limited basically balances itself, that's the beauty of it
Easilycrazyhat: Slobad got done dirty
BrowneePoints: *shakes fist*
Spades_Slicc: Look how they massacred my boy!!! 😢😢😢😢
accountmadeforants: Slobad sparked, saved the world, then got trampled by other goblins. Brutal.
matthaus_c: look Slobad was already massacred
BrowneePoints: Slobad saved Mirrodin, then got trampled by panicked goblins
Grimnus: Annex sentry is so damn good
Two_Hats: That reminds me, I enjoyed that lore stream that you and Kathleen did.
MegaDosX: @MimicsAndMagic Ah, OK, so Cam hasn't sideboarded yet, gotcha
matthaus_c: Magic is an incredibly high variance game, no amount of optimisation will ever change that
jacqui_lantern234:
and as we all know, only a sith deals in absolutes
laundreydhull: Slobad; Not the Goblin Mirrodin deserved but the one they needed
BrowneePoints: Mhmm. Case in Point, I play a bit of Smash ultimate, I place in smaller local and regional Tourneys with Incineroar, a decidedly "not good character" BECAUSE I know the ins and outs of his moveset
MegaDosX: Vanish isn't bad on noncreature stuff
Mangledpixel: boop
ghyllnox: Y'all should draft blue at some point, it's often open in the format
BrowneePoints: Tier Lists have context for the things they cover, and the context is more important than the placement
a_shortfall_of_gravitas: yeah, but on the other hand that requires a quite deep understanding of the game to get to that point and if you havent yet developed that tier lists can be a good crutch until you figure out what you like and how it works
Delalelilolu: I like having one vanish, lots of annoying auras
jacqui_lantern234: @matthaus_c agreed. if one wants to hyper optimize gameplay, i recommend chess
roastbeefsandwitch: Also, objectively terrible decks can still 7-1. I've done it, so has everyone. It's about matchups and draws, even when you get horribly cut off from what you're trying to do in a draft.
matthaus_c: I do greatly enjoy trying to optimise things in this game, but that's in large part because you can never optimise it so much it becomes sterile
mitomanox: !next
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PangolinWithAPlangolin: thinking too hard about "the right way" to play just ends up reducing fun
GredGredmansson: yeah, like, I'll use Draftsim as a baseline, but I'll find myself picking the last few cards myself based off of what kind of deck I actually want to play
GredGredmansson: "no, I don't want to put Scheming Aspirant in my deck without proliferate"
notthepenguins: Yeah, when I was raiding in Wrath it was not uncommon to find someone who performs way way above their spec's "ostensible" power level because they were just good at it and others weren't
BrindleBoar:
Meta: Transformed
Dog_of_Myth:
Cptasparagus: remember when threat management mattered in wow...
sporkraptor: oh yeah, it's definitely about how you play.
BrowneePoints: eventually, people actually did the numbers and found out Survival was amazing in dungeons AND raids at the start of Legion, but the memes about how it sucked were so strong almost no one had done an objective number crunch
MegaDosX: Edict can be a bit iffy since boards can get gummed up
SurfDownstage: Skirge with an equipment does work
SurfDownstage: oh hi there
laundreydhull: @megadosx lies. deception; ....SUS.
MegaDosX: Oh shit
micalovits: Hey look
MegaDosX: Rewarded
GredGredmansson: I remember a story about a league of legends champ who was overpowered and was long due for a nerf, and the patch notes finally said he was getting one
matthaus_c: Abyssal Persecutor eat your heart out
Easilycrazyhat: That card is rad af
Grimnus: Nice nice
MimicsAndMagic: sick
laundreydhull:
kumatsu: can bounce it with the attendant and keep going
laundreydhull: oh dross man...
MegaDosX: It's not Sheoldred but it's a very strong card
GredGredmansson: Except they forgot to ACTUALLY nerf him, but no one noticed because they dropped him like a bad habit
Easilycrazyhat: Got to dome someone out with the archfiend, then sacc it to a Vraan trigger. Felt good.
MegaDosX: Proliferate helps the Archfiend >_>
BrowneePoints: so we wheel the centurion
GredGredmansson: that says "any graveyard" by the way
MimicsAndMagic: vat emergence is good because 5cmc proliferate is good
laundreydhull: So far I've tried to make someone lose with dross and they saw the line, one time I guess.
MegaDosX: Also yeah it's "any" graveyard
BrowneePoints: and then beat them with the archfiend, sac the archfiend, then rez the archfiend right?
SurfDownstage: Sword?
IzlanntheLion: love that art thou
GredGredmansson: I've grabbed my opponents stuff more frequently than my own
BrowneePoints: Also gotta say, it's WILD how powerful the new Sword is
BrowneePoints: Sword of Forge and Frontier is *long whistle*
laundreydhull: Definite anxiety when an OP has me lose with my Dross in play.
Dog_of_Myth: !card Sword of Forge and Frontier
LRRbot: Sword of Forge and Frontier [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from red and from green. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, exile the top two cards of your library. You may play those cards this turn. You may play an additional land this turn. / Equip {2}
drcanonball: not enough toxic for raptor it think
GredGredmansson: WB's archetype is corrupted more than lethal
GredGredmansson: if you want toxic lethal that's BG
micalovits: Vraan is nice
BrowneePoints: bear with marginally upside. still a bear!
Earthenone: something something does it go in aristacrats
MimicsAndMagic: def enough toxic for it, but edifice is just better
sporkraptor: this music is making me want to play Skyrim again
kolumne: removal :@
matthaus_c: Wylie did art for DMU
laundreydhull: every mention of toxic has me memeing about Venom.
GredGredmansson: looks like she was last in DMU
BrowneePoints: they did Vesuvan Duplimancy
BrowneePoints: in DMU
GredGredmansson: Prayer of Binding and Vesuvan Diplomacy
laundreydhull: also, am unfamiliar with their art.
Spades_Slicc: You're telling me that plant theorist is trans?
kolumne: cut the skullbomb over immortality
Nukified:
feels like we missed out on a Kaya
MegaDosX:
Hot take Adam
MurphEP: Playing things? >:(
drcthulu: board presence or the ability to deal with board presence
MegaDosX: "But what if I want to just durdle until turn four?"
lackingsanity: idk, this set is a step beyond even its immediate predecessors
notthepenguins: more or less, aside from some off sets like how New Capenna could be
Soniczephyr: M21 was the first push for that I feel
Bugberry: I like that creatures matter
matthaus_c: I do feel like this format punishes stumbling a lot harder than BRO or DMU did
ghizmou: it s high power low cost creatures and low cost good removal
Bugberry: cuthroat Magic
laundreydhull: funny watching blue being weakest when the set has the jankiest johnny combo pieces in their rares.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: This format feels more extreme, though. If you don't have a 2 drop you're seriously behind.
agrother: New Bitterblossom. Ew.
Coogrr: Some good ludo-narrative synergy lol
nighthawk_986: It’s only aggressive if 1 person isn’t playing on turn 2. Because then the person who didn’t is already on the back foot.
SolarBlitz1: They've definitely pushed for "be active in the game"
notthepenguins: There are sets where you're a lot further behind with a slow start than others yeah
GredGredmansson: orde/
Earthenone: other order gives us oil
kolumne: orderrr
laundreydhull: tooth, tis true
couchboyj: Strixhaven was a plain for durdling. Sure, you can take 7 turns to write your thesis! New Phyrexia is a more brutal place.
GredGredmansson: we could have proliferated our own counter
Spades_Slicc: Yeah but the people who were doing the 2 -> 3 -> kill are now getting 2 -> 3 -> killed
slowloke: I think goblin guide was really where it started becoming evident
MegaDosX: Yeah maybe should have done that the other way around, but oh well
notthepenguins: Which can be pretty unfortunate given land rng sometimes
laundreydhull: Rotpriest is ridiccs I hear.
matthaus_c: opponent's curve was sweet
Grimnus: Edifice was a good draw
lackingsanity: like in the 17lands data, this set stands out as being like a turn faster than other recent sets
LemonOnRye: If my deck can't support 3 dreadmaws, the meta is too fast
LemonOnRye:
SurfDownstage: Speaking of aggro
GredGredmansson: yes apparently
nuzdawg: they have your kaya lol
Spades_Slicc: they need the land for their kaya
agrother: White sun's whatever inc
Kadenus: they have kaya in hand i guess
drcthulu: maybe the 4/4 flyer or a kaya
kolumne: planeswalker inc
MegaDosX: Be careful taking too much poison because Hive gives their toxic things lifelink once you have Corrupted
Grimnus: I feel youre fine double slamming here
Grimnus: They lose 4 life if they block
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Archfiend is a massacre wurm. You play it before attacks.
baltimore_667083: Greetings from the calm before a wrestling storm
BrowneePoints: yea now we block all the toxic we can
Grimnus: 2 from Vran and two from archfiend
GredGredmansson: maybe they have the double strike angel
Diabore: do not pacify it op, dont do it
Grimnus: Like their blocks are atrocious currently
manabyjake: I like the way you guys magic
gearhead644: Hey Adam & Cam hope your drafts have been going well!
micalovits: So... We kill their flier and basicly win?
Earthenone: if they can proliferate before combat they will probobly heal to be out of reach
Spades_Slicc: Adam, someone called you beautiful like a freshly forged sword
micalovits: Well...Now we kil lsomething and they die
GredGredmansson: and that's game
aggrocrow: hey there handsome folks! how's the flesh singularity treating yall?
matthaus_c: they'd be dead if you let the Ambassador die, right?
BusTed:
matthaus_c: oh they're just dead
SurfDownstage:
matthaus_c: lmao
LijahHart: quick, someone say something rude so we don't throw off our equilibrium
LemonOnRye:
BrowneePoints: death by SKitterblossom
MegaDosX:
Died to their own Hive 
possummtg: HIVE FIVE
A_Dub888:
BrowneePoints: also Cam how do you like the nickname Skitterblossom
nighthawk_986: Gg!
namagem1: How do people watch live streams? It's so weird to be here other than in a vod.
possummtg: HIVE MIND
MegaDosX: tfw you die to Bitterblossom
Grimnus: Yeah they were just in a miserable position
GredGredmansson: killing someone to their own hive is the greatest feeling in the world
Diabore: @BrowneePoints oh thats good
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Are you sure? Because I thought I was testing YOU.
GredGredmansson: hi jin
laundreydhull: what hive?
BrowneePoints: Skitterblossom is the best nickname I've come up with in a long time
laundreydhull: what was the line?
laundreydhull: ah
GredGredmansson: @namagem1 same way you are
ghyllnox: It is super weird at first, not being able to rewind and pause/resume
SurfDownstage: vod has no chat ook ook
Kadenus: i just lurk so that VODs and livestreams feel the same
Diabore: nothing is also good\
aggrocrow: I keep forgetting how lovely Cam's voice is
Spades_Slicc: @namagem1 Typically by opening twitch and turning one's sensory organs at a screen
ScaryPoppinss: ossification the token, then bump the ossification back to your hand
BrowneePoints: LOL
frozenphoenix7: Sexy
ghyllnox: It is!
MegaDosX: Chopped liver
BrowneePoints: i was typing that JUST as you said it Cam
Diabore: remember the morbid bonepicker from amonkhet? that thing was unreasonable
sporkraptor: your voices are both really nice, and you're great together!
LijahHart: I watch the streams for the tiny bit of serotonin when someone actually responds
notthepenguins: we never forget how lovely your voice is Adam
ContingentCat: You're a very special boy too Adam
odium_chlorite: you're loud, but that's a positive
ghyllnox: You're both super chill this is a great stream
SurfDownstage: Shame Adam traded away his voice to that sea witch
noSmokeFire: careful fishing for compliments or chat's going to call you a sword again
aiolian: oh how attendant says permanant
aiolian: wow*
patrick_stonecrusher:
when l watch you on TheTubes, l can't feed you bad lines with a straight face
aggrocrow: Adam has a lovely voice too, but Cam's is beautiful like a Rembrandt, Adam's is beautiful like a well-executed hockey push
patrick_stonecrusher:
Diabore: bounce land?
Diabore: no? we cant double land for 2 removal
MegaDosX: Well.
itira:
wtf
Anubis169: LOL
BusTed: Good save.
SurfDownstage:
MegaDosX: Holy shit
wckd_BossFight:
ContingentCat:
where's the lie though?
matthaus_c:
fucking well done @aggrocrow
Dog_of_Myth:
Spades_Slicc: Adam looks like a freshly forged blade and sounds like a well executed hockey push
matthaus_c: show them our o-ring with ussyfication
IzlanntheLion: that's so good
brainbosh: Osify hits equipment right?
brainbosh: Oh no only creature/plane
Diabore: osify is just creature or planeswalker
Brozard: "Ossify" sounds like an insult, like you're telling someone to sit & spin
xantos69: If you draw a land your next two turns are double spell
ghizmou: it s instant btw, if you wanted some gotcha moment
drcthulu: vanishing the hoverwings on their turn to eat the token could have been a line
sporkraptor: "go ossify yourself"
Brozard: Basically!
matthaus_c: Gitaxian Probe taught us long ago that 2 life is nothing
frozenphoenix7: The Vanish was
GredGredmansson: they meant vanish
Anubis169: So random question, how much fits in those Deep Space 9 mugs?
ghizmou: vanishing is
BrowneePoints: Vanish was yea
MegaDosX: Ossificaation is an Aura, Vanish is instant
Anubis169: they look cavernous
Earthenone: Ussyfy the rabble?
SuperObeseNinja: slobad soooo bad
TheThirdTail: poor slobad
GredGredmansson: that's an annoint target
Spades_Slicc: is anointing a token bad?
TheWriterAleph: hey slobad, i'm yow howse -Homestar Runner
ghizmou: you gotta excuse him, he s a little slow
micalovits: Suuureee did
MegaDosX: Then he got pulled out of the ground and compleated
matthaus_c: he got trampled to death by other random goblins, yeah
frozenphoenix7: He got trampled to death during a mass Goblin panic
BrowneePoints: He went home and they caused a stampede in a panic cuz all the elders disappeared
Earthenone: they untap with 7 mana
Diabore:
i care about slobad
MrPipboy3000: Slobad ... duh dun dun ... Take it easy
Nukified: they have had it rough
Anubis169: o hai shep
SuperObeseNinja: I thought Slobad was the only goblin to attain a plainswalker spark which he immediatly gave up
Spades_Slicc: No one else cares about slobad either
BrowneePoints: and he was trampled underneath
couchboyj: Slobad, so sad
notthepenguins: ah, did he get the Glissa treatment of "lol compleated offscreen"?
Sogheim: got compleated and dressed in his dead best friend, Bosh
GredGredmansson: @SuperObeseNinja we have Daretti as well
SurfDownstage: Skirge is so good
Anubis169: UHHHHHHH
matthaus_c: Slobad, Glissa and Bosh really didn't get to be very happy
MegaDosX: OH WOW
SurfDownstage:
frozenphoenix7: @SuperObeseNinja He was our only Goblin walker(however temporary he was), until Daretti
SuperObeseNinja: I may have been thinking of daretti
Nukified: oh neat
GredGredmansson: you can't stop him
aiolian: WHAT
micalovits: Windrake wins games
Dog_of_Myth: Hello
GredGredmansson: a-a-a-a-a
TheWriterAleph: wow disrespectful
A_Dub888:
SurfDownstage: Math is for blockers
Bugberry: big jugs
agrother: wut
MegaDosX: I was wondering what they were going to use Slobad's mana for, and that's a good one
Spades_Slicc: I thought Slobad temporarily borrowed Glissa's spark which was then consumed to save mirrodin?
Diabore: do we care about slobad now?
Grimnus: Well they dead just chump with the 2/2
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Let's block so we don't die. Good advice.
notthepenguins: @Spades_Slicc to save karn i believe
SurfDownstage:
micalovits: I think they missed the must attack
SurfDownstage:
Anubis169:
Gooseblast: beep beep
matthaus_c:
ussyfying the combine harvester 
BrowneePoints: Slobad Saves Mirrodin, goes home, Goblins panic cuz the Elders are all gone, trample his body, his broken body sunk into the earth, got corrupted by the oil beneath the surface
MegaDosX: To opponent's merit, that was a hilarious play
sporkraptor: how are you two so good at magic?? XD
SuperObeseNinja: "gg look at my juggernaut"
ghizmou: they had the chance to play their "combo" and took it
Diabore: @SuperObeseNinja please, this is a family friendly stream
SuperObeseNinja:
LadyLockwood92: 'I showed you my juggernaut...please respond.'
agrother: What are you playing on turn 2 though
Diabore: our 1 drop we didnt play on 1
GredGredmansson: I agree
GredGredmansson: oh hi jace
BurgerGamer: either play the 1 drop on 2 or draw a 2 drop on curve
MegaDosX: Well.
ghizmou: gottem
Grimnus: Vraska's fall is the best way to handle him ya
frozenphoenix7: @Spades_Slicc Not Karn, but everyone on Mirrodin that got harvested by Memnarch doing his thing(of which Karn was not a part of since Memnarch locked him out of the plane)
agrother: Without a 2-drop, it is technically better to wait on the tap land
MegaDosX: No fear!
GredGredmansson: ossification does hit PWs
pn55:
micalovits: Nice mythic
thegiftedgrifter: send that message
Sogheim: send a message
Earthenone: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:20 PM
GredGredmansson: bye jace
drcthulu: sending a message
TheWriterAleph: no soup for you
OldBenX: Vraska's Fall takes down Jace, flavor win!
aggrocrow: I mean thats about how effective Jace was in the story too
ghizmou: jace got got by vraska, once again
Spades_Slicc: @Spades_Slicc Venser died to save Karn, common mistake mixing him and Slobad up
SuperObeseNinja: 2 damage not too threatening
BrowneePoints: Glissa's spark bounced to Slobad which was then consumed to end Memnarch and break the soul traps
MrPipboy3000: can always tap one down
Grimnus: Could always just make some mites
SuperObeseNinja: yea could have used mana to tap before the fight
MegaDosX: Um, actually, Initiative isn't in Arena
ghizmou: initiative is not in mechanic in ONE
GredGredmansson: sward
SuperObeseNinja: thats ooooof
Diabore: cool and good
Spades_Slicc: Cam I don't think the initiative is in this set
micalovits: Double mythic, eh
MegaDosX: It's a mini Escape to the Wilds
BrowneePoints: AND explore
Bugberry: it's a mini escape from the wild
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GredGredmansson: you can play those cards this turn, and can play an additional land this turn
Diabore: and you can play a second land
BrowneePoints: top 2, can play them, and Explore EoT
Two_Hats: Adam has a plan
OldBenX: Ossify it and keep Afflict to kill whatever they equip to
MegaDosX: You will after this attack
Grimnus: Just holding up the tapper for it is great
MegaDosX: So this is fine
ghizmou: waiting is good here
GredGredmansson: not now
MegaDosX: Yes you can
matthaus_c: yeah this turn was gucci for you
GredGredmansson: ok now
MegaDosX: The tapper is disgusting with Corrupted
BrowneePoints: but yea that sword is scary
SuperObeseNinja: deck looks solid
RayFK: Vibing is pretty poggers
frozenphoenix7: Just chill vibes
SuperObeseNinja: so much removal
ghizmou: vibing intensifies
RayFK: Especially in ONE
JKBalch: the old Tap dance
Diabore: its gucci for youcci
Two_Hats:
noSmokeFire: vibes hard AF
MegaDosX: Oh look a thing to Anoint
agrother: oppo should be at 7
OldBenX:
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
MegaDosX: You could be in some trouble if they bounce the tapper
MegaDosX: Oh they didn't
MegaDosX: Opponent that was the wrong thing to bounce >_>
SuperObeseNinja: Sword of Forge and Frontier - protection from not white or black sadge
frozenphoenix7: They can get a hit in with the sword, but they'd have to spend mana re-equiping, tap both their creatures, etc. etc
Diabore: !card ossification
LRRbot: Ossification [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant basic land you control / When Ossification enters the battlefield, exile target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls until Ossification leaves the battlefield.
frozenphoenix7: Just probably doesn't work out
Diabore: oh ossification only sits on basics
Dricksus: how have I not followed a local streamer lol
SuperObeseNinja: back to vibemode
OldBenX: I'd go for Ossify, than Charge when they try to equip
SerranoShepard: Yo Adam, glad to see my favorite chill loud lad again. 🤘
saucemaster5000: God wants you to like and subscribe
Dricksus:
you are right, is on me, fixed now
Earthenone: they want the vigilance value
Grimnus: Now the ossify kills them
Diabore: if they put it on 3/2 we couldnt answer it this turn
Grimnus: Or wait nvm
OldBenX: Tap and Ossify is lethal
micalovits: Of by 1
frozenphoenix7:
If they were at 7 they'd be dead
Spades_Slicc: If only they were at 7
matthaus_c: lmao
OldBenX: wait, nvm, thought opp is at 6
agrother: Funnily, they'd be dead if they were at 7
GredGredmansson: hush chat
matthaus_c: chat I love you
MegaDosX: I think you have them
BrowneePoints: don't forget the ward cost on the leonin
MegaDosX: You can afford to be patient in this position
BrowneePoints: gg's op
MegaDosX: Yeah they're dead
OldBenX:
gg
Grimnus: Good showcase in being patient with removal
SuperObeseNinja: MTGA be like "You sure you don't want to take 6 damage?"
James_the_Dabbler: Wow sinew dancer is so good
Diabore: had all these
SurfDownstage:
MegaDosX: Sinew Dancer is disgusting with corrupted
Diabore: @James_the_Dabbler its significantly worse without corrupted
BrowneePoints: but yea that sword is a BOMB
OldBenX:
wdym, see thing kill thing 
Earthenone: another turtle made it to the water?
frozenphoenix7: Listen to everyone's favorite planeswalker Teferi
MegaDosX: Like Sinew Dancer tapping for four is meh, but for one is gross
GredGredmansson:
but I thought this was supposed to be a fast format
frozenphoenix7: Slow things down
aiolian: okay I should probably try and get work done today
matthaus_c: remember Law Rune Enforcer
matthaus_c: what a card
GredGredmansson: Gavony Tapper
SolarBlitz1: One more then we can get dumpstered for our 4-3
OldBenX: I don't
OldBenX: !card Law Rune Enforcer
LRRbot: Law-Rune Enforcer [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/2] | {1}, {T}: Tap target creature with mana value 2 or greater.
Earthenone: hust draw the plains
ghizmou: are you believers?
potatofpotatia1: You just beat me! Good game. I should’ve played have after my creatures
narwhalrus7: @matthaus_c if only the rest of white in that set was as good
MrPipboy3000: Mull this
micalovits: Removal on 2, 3 drop on 3
wordlessRage: I’d keep this six card hand
drcthulu: on the draw yeah mulligan
UsurpedByAFool: Definitely a keep
GolgariGlenRoss: @potatofpotatia1 welcome. gg
public_key_reveal_party: I haven't played any phyrexia other than a prerelease, and I always forget just how many teeth are in this set
DeathWarrior555: Hey guys. Adam saw your stream of Returnal got me interested enough I bought it day one on PC. Great game, thanks for showing it off.
GredGredmansson: we have draw
ghizmou: archfiend can win on its own
korvys: Never didn't have it
BusTed: Haha.
potatofpotatia1: Thx. First time playing a streamer and it just so happened to be my favorites
cyanidevalentine: cross on curve, they never see it coming
Diabore: do we want to archfiend?
MegaDosX: Oh hey you can exile the logbook now
adambomb625: Nothing can go wrong with slamming Archfiend
LadyLockwood92: Unctus B. Funky?
MegaDosX: Haha
Grimnus: Bears and bears and bears
BrowneePoints: Amunctus is pretty sussy
micalovits: You always meant the other 2/2, right?
SuperObeseNinja: bounce or dose
MegaDosX: Depends on if they can block or tap it
Diabore: i dont like archy here
ghizmou: if they had removal we d be dangerous low in ho
DangerDiabolik: Ossification looks so funny. Just a big old pile
ghizmou: hp*
Diabore: if they mesmerize archy we just lose
matthaus_c: oh they're off a 4th land
korvys: I think keep the Glare for the escape valve
OldBenX: @Diabore can still sac it to Glare
Laserbeaks_Fury: I'm not drunk, ossifer, you're drunk
SuperObeseNinja: annex the oiler?
MegaDosX: You can hope you draw the bounce thing?
MegaDosX: !card annex jailer
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
SuperObeseNinja: annex stops it from turning unblockable next turn
ghizmou: it still deal s 2 dmg every time their creature dies
SuperObeseNinja: suppose not
GredGredmansson: the second retrofitter
micalovits: Its pretty annoying that the chains cover the nnumber of oil counters
Diabore: they really want to hit us with a book
OldBenX: @MegaDosX I guess Palace Jailer?
MegaDosX: @OldBenX Maybe, idk
matthaus_c: !card yixlid jailer
LRRbot: Yixlid Jailer [1B] | Creature — Zombie Wizard [2/1] | Cards in graveyards lose all abilities.
matthaus_c: nimraiser off the top
James_the_Dabbler: It's nice to see a corruption deck done right
GredGredmansson: are we running the reanimate spell too
micalovits: The paladin at the bottom also
brainbosh: So the Ichor gets unblockable with one more counter right?
Diabore: i enjoy how insistent op was on hitting us with the book
BrowneePoints: yep if we get to vat emergence we even get another turn with the Archfiend
OldBenX: Paladin wouldn't work anyway
Earthenone: yeah they are digging for a mountain looks like
GredGredmansson: paladin only gets back mv 3 or less
OldBenX: MV <= 3
micalovits: Oh right
matthaus_c: right nimraiser cuts off right before archfiend
korvys: !card logbook
LRRbot: Tamiyo's Logbook [2U] | Artifact | {5}{U}, {T}: Draw a card. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each other artifact you control.
Diabore: poor op
DeathWarrior555: does anyone know if Adam's discord server is still live? the link on his channel is broken.
OldBenX: F for the opp
DAC169:
happens to me regularly 
Gooseblast:
That's magic 
Earthenone: !seachats
Earthenone:
was worth a shot
agrother: just lost to a Kaya... also didn't feel great
lochnessseammonster: woo it's adam and cam! just got home from work... how goes the magic today?
invickthus: that's a real goopy toxic sound
lochnessseammonster:
nice
Diabore: i cant remember, was this supposed to be the quick game before second ads?
Earthenone: adam declared no second ads
invickthus: Adam that's a good mug you've got.
matthaus_c: war on ads
agrother: wa-wa-wee-wa, is that a Borat reference?
A_Dub888: Adam "No Second Ads" Savidan
MegaDosX: Oh no, only Adam? Guess I gotta alt tab now
BrowneePoints: Yep it's the Raktajino Mugs from Desert Bus 2021 @invickthus
lochnessseammonster:
thegiftedgrifter: dont lock us in here with him!
GredGredmansson: Adam "It's Me" Savidan
shendaras:
frozenphoenix7: Stuck with Adam? Whatever will I do
LijahHart: Excellent. Time to act up
micalovits: Wooo! Hangout time with Adam again!
noSmokeFire: we're not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with us
fungal_bird: OOK OOK time
kumatsu: the best way to act up is saying nice things about Adam
lochnessseammonster: good enough to watch at 1x speed... AND first monitor
micalovits: Banana plz
matthaus_c: there's a land right on top dw
lirazel64:
saucemaster5000: I bet there's nothing in the contract about reading chat, air bud rules
Spades_Slicc: We live in a magical standard environment with both e-wilds and terramorphic
Earthenone: adam, have you heard anything about a game called wild hearts? its a monster hunter-like game that released today
y3ntil: true, I'm at work but shh
James_the_Dabbler: OP stop that
Fluffy776: Good enough for first monitor really does sound like a follow-up shirt to the podcast one
MegaDosX: What was it you were saying about letting removal spells rip earlier?
fungal_bird: rude op
BurgerGamer: I'm not supposed to be here? uh oh, oops, gotta go!
Wolfstrike_NL: 2 nice draws
Alex_Frostfire: I don't think it'd be a practical business if we weren't supposed to be here.
micalovits: Talk about slow
cyanidevalentine: is anyone else really impressed with Adams beard? like it looks so consistent and well groomed
invickthus: i'm like kinda new to the phyrexian bit, is literally everything supposed to have teeth?
GredGredmansson: Myr Deck online
micalovits: Not again!
fungal_bird: RUDE
Spades_Slicc: @invickthus yes
Earthenone:
put it back in hand
GredGredmansson: nah only the white phyrexians
saucemaster5000: now that I'm thinking about it, did the ref who ruled Air Bud could play get fired?
Coogrr: Attendant is good here
Alex_Frostfire: Teeth is mostly a White Phyrexia thing.
MegaDosX: lmaoooooo
AugmentingPath: Combo
Grimnus: Take 2
MegaDosX: Get got opponent
ghyllnox: Niice
fungal_bird:
kumatsu: just like we drew it up
GolgariGlenRoss: That card does so much in this set
drcthulu: How does he keep getting away with it
James_the_Dabbler: C-C-C-C-C-Combo!
MegaDosX: I mean, fair
MegaDosX: Just puts them closer to death from Archfiend tbh
GredGredmansson: that's a problem
MegaDosX: You can Archfiend and Glare?
korvys: I think I'd save the glare as an out to Fiend anyway
GredGredmansson: opp has an infinite blocker against archfiend potentially
micalovits: Removal goes brrrr
MegaDosX: idk you said double spell
GredGredmansson: we might need to glare the archfiend
fungal_bird: glare is a good contingency for the archfiend
AugmentingPath: two edifices, just ambulating at each other
Coogrr: Interesting choice on the skullbomb from op there
lochnessseammonster: it wasn't willy nilly, it was at crows...
ghyllnox: Two houses just crash into each other
Earthenone: presumably, they have a 4 showing in their hand
laundreydhull: woah, that's- crazy....!
Alex_Frostfire: I wonder why they didn't make you sac the token.
GredGredmansson: hi vraska
notthepenguins: well
MegaDosX: Oh hey Vraska
James_the_Dabbler: Probably setting up for another edict next turn
agrother: oof.
thegiftedgrifter: the same archfiend
AugmentingPath: that's a good 'un
MegaDosX: Archfiend is now a treasure
matthaus_c:
oh hey we can sac the fiend treasure to pay for the Vat Emergence
Kadenus: using the treasure to bring itself back is funny
MegaDosX:
But you can Vat Emergence it 
korvys: Good thing you can emerge it
Alex_Frostfire: Oh, choose one. That's why.
micalovits: So... We get them corrupted and then kill vraska?
Spades_Slicc: use the fiend token for glare and then vat emergance
smoke_knight: This music is very chill for the backdrop of "muscle flesh throne room".
agrother: @MegaDosX Archfield already was a treasure...
AugmentingPath: eww, my treasure is covered in oil
cyanidevalentine: sac it and vat it
BrowneePoints: Glare sac treasure kill vraska
BrowneePoints: vat archfiend
BrowneePoints: yea
Grimnus: Sounds good
matthaus_c: attack first
ghyllnox: Lmao yea
James_the_Dabbler: Makes sense to me
laundreydhull: wait, now u can't lose to dross....
Kipstar: @smoke_knight At least the meat is nice and marbled - should cook well!
MegaDosX: Also that Proliferate is pretty helpful too
y3ntil: third times a charm?
Grimnus: Proliferate even gives it another turn
Earthenone: its been answered twice
MegaDosX: I mean
BrowneePoints: no they answered it with vraska
GolgariGlenRoss: oh, it was answered
GredGredmansson: we killed their vraska
thegiftedgrifter: the same archfiend
MegaDosX: It's been answered twice
kumatsu: i'ts been bouncing around
matthaus_c: oh it was answered twice lmao
korvys: Well, it was answered, but we answered back
MegaDosX: Adam also answered their answers
micalovits: Not unsanswered, jsut the third time
James_the_Dabbler: It's been answered many times
drcthulu: third time's the charm
AugmentingPath: Less than 12x removals? Get out of here
fungal_bird: How many times do we have to tell you this, old man?!
ggodopaste: Cam and Adam in a car for Roadquest 2!
Diabore: jeez whisper prolifs too
GredGredmansson: oh dross on the kinsmith is going to be mean
BrowneePoints: and we can whisper eot kill the 3/1 and prolif it yea?
korvys: The Archfiend's back on the ESCALATOR AGAIN!
DAC169:
Whisper on the 3/1? 
ghyllnox: You both drafted it
matthaus_c: look ,you're included
kumatsu: kill the 3/1 and jam?
MegaDosX: Adam hit Vraska with her own move with Annihilating Glare
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Kill the 3/1, win?
A_Dub888: You drafted the card that killed the Vraska
agrother: You killed a Vraska as much as I did
Diabore: whisper 3/1 is lethal
Grimnus: Theyre just dob since they cant block all 3 mites
BrowneePoints: OH dead on board
BrowneePoints: kill the 3/1 swing
MegaDosX: It was like The Rock hitting Stone Cold with a Stunner
micalovits: Just swing all should work
laundreydhull:
u did dis? we did this 
matthaus_c:
they could have something, we have two thing
BrowneePoints: Massacre Wurm triggers
BrowneePoints: goozles everyone every time
gruntage77: what is the collective noun for Skrelvs?
aggrocrow: That play was almost as beautiful as Adam's voice!
Earthenone: a skitter?
agrother: 5-0??
Spades_Slicc: @gruntage77 Well Skrelv is legendary so there's only one
aggrocrow: callbacks!
GredGredmansson: I think its just "Skrelv"
y3ntil: Skrelv
thegiftedgrifter: I'm comfortable in believing i have free will
fungal_bird: *Comes back from washroom* "Alright good meeting everyone!"
AugmentingPath: @gruntage77 A State-based Action
BrowneePoints: Also chat do we call Skrelv "Other Mother" or Father of Runes since Skrelv goes by He/Him
GredGredmansson: "this could have been an email"
notthepenguins: that seems a bit mismatched
lirazel64: I think it's an Itch of mites. Not sure about Skrelvs
Earthenone: Skrelv is Dad because onlike mom he cant take care of himself
tetradd01: I'll be honest, I mostly play WoW during morning standups
notthepenguins: how did fblthp get to phyrexia anyway
Laserbeaks_Fury: ah, esschooching
BrowneePoints: Stepmom can't either @Earthenone
Spades_Slicc: @notthepenguins The usual way
Sibwow: oh i see its a black betty stream today
AugmentingPath: Sinew Dancer on plan A here, getting in for damage
frozenphoenix7: @notthepenguins Took a left turn 10 miles out of Albuquerque
gruntage77: strong with the Flemmish Raptors
ghyllnox: I genuinely think it's a camera issue with the strip of fuzz appearing on the left of screen, rather than Cam scooting over too far
Grimnus: Just making mites does more than people think
AugmentingPath: Mite be good, yeah
BrowneePoints: I'm a big fan of Fell the Mite-y. Flexible card
Earthenone: charge of the mite brigaide and a oil counter is a good trade for a 4/4 that turns on our corrujpted with vat
GredGredmansson: we're still 1 off corrupted
GredGredmansson: oh wait my bad
princess_intell: corrupted's 3
GredGredmansson: forgot the reanimate spell proliferated too
kolumne: Why no indestructable x(
Laserbeaks_Fury: Scraptrap is my favorite Borderlands robot
matthaus_c:
I also have stopped reading a lot of the cards in this set before the "Proliferate."
Spades_Slicc: @kolumne Might not have had the mana
micalovits: Seems like it
Spades_Slicc: What does skittering chitterling do?
micalovits: it does black things on a white card
kolumne: It cost no mana
princess_intell: should i watch the pro tour this weekend? i've never watched pro magic before
Laserbeaks_Fury: Nornezo's Oil
GredGredmansson: if corrupted is online you can sac 1 artifact/creature to it a turn to draw
BrowneePoints: it's a very powerful rat
GredGredmansson: its pretty good
matthaus_c: good draw
kolumne: The 3/1 white dude you had
Gooseblast: Chittering skitterling is such a good name
micalovits: The 3/1 cost 1 mana to activate
BrowneePoints: Chitterin Skittlin
artacuno53: if dross draws a black card the auto tap might have been bad
GredGredmansson: maybe they think they can get it back
Kadenus: !card bladed ambassador
LRRbot: Bladed Ambassador [1W] | Creature — Phyrexian Soldier [3/1] | Bladed Ambassador enters the battlefield with an oil counter on it. / {1}, Remove an oil counter from Bladed Ambassador: Bladed Ambassador gains indestructible until end of turn.
Kadenus: @kolumne it clearly costs 1?
micalovits: Yikes
Grimnus: Problematic bird
MegaDosX: Um, actually, Cameron, Initiative as a mechanic isn't in Arena *pushes glasses up nose*
matthaus_c: oh don't say The Initiative, the Legacy player in the back of my head can't take it
Laserbeaks_Fury: Fensing is very important when you have that many teeth
tetradd01: What are these birds doing here!?!?
princess_intell: god all this art is so good
Gooseblast: Hoold !
GredGredmansson: not dead yet
Earthenone: flensing?
Deatheire: dead to a swing out
BrowneePoints: with rat on board aren't we?
lirazel64: Watch your toxic.
princess_intell:
@tetradd01 well, first, our opponents played enough lands for the mana cost....
Deatheire: one poison connects and then proliferate
xantos69: I think you can still win this game
Dread_Pirate_Westley: 1/4 blocks the rat all day.
micalovits: 3/1 is pretty fine
kolumne: Tapper
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian is tackling the exciting world of wireless earbud battery replacement!) at Thu 05:00 PM PST (8m from now).
MegaDosX: Tapper seems great right now
MegaDosX: Swamp, less so
thegiftedgrifter: heard you like floods
korvys:
Huh... is James back from his holiday?
MegaDosX: #BlameJames
GredGredmansson: tap the rat, I think?
AugmentingPath: Perfect, a 10th land, now we're just one off Darksteel Colossus
GredGredmansson: oh right
Gooseblast:
Both these decks just waiting for a Kaya 
lirazel64: @korvys James is en route to Philly
xantos69: If you can keep the flyer tapped out, you can start kicking in with your flying lifelink guy.
ghyllnox: The boys are on fire
Grimnus: Been on a heater
princess_intell: oh is james going to the pro tour? neat.
matthaus_c: however this ends, it'll have been a really good close game
OldBenX:
plot twist: opp is the one who got Kaya you've opened p1p1
shurtal: brushwags are just sphinx cats that found body armor, i will be taking no questions at this time
ghyllnox: Oh that's why, James is away
adambomb625: You haven't gone undefeated? For shame
MegaDosX: Oh dead
princess_intell: you ded
MegaDosX: dear*
frozenphoenix7: Dead actually
matthaus_c: oh that actually kills us
MegaDosX: But yeah you're dead
Grimnus: RIP
matthaus_c: damn, good draw
MegaDosX: I typoed but was correcrt
Gooseblast: GG
MegaDosX: correct*
OldBenX:
micalovits: Close game!
princess_intell: RIP
Luminaire_p: cool game!
MyrddintheWizard: GG.
GredGredmansson: and that's why they didn't sac the skitterling to itself
GredGredmansson: heads up play there
artacuno53: thats a magic problem as a whole
DAC169:
you guys just had to mention only losing twice 
xantos69:
50 Bits. Great stream team.
korvys: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian is tackling the exciting world of wireless earbud battery replacement!) at Thu 05:00 PM PST (5m from now).
GredGredmansson: that WAS a lot of fun
thegiftedgrifter: thanks for the magical times
Earthenone: !patreon
Earthenone: !ck
LRRbot: Card Kingdom: A Fiefdom of Foils!
drcthulu: Cameron is an oracle you did lose 3 games
LadyLockwood92: Thanks for the stream fellas~
Earthenone: !store
Grimnus: Thanks for the stream you two
Earthenone: !youtube
micalovits: Thanks for the stream friends!
MarkovDescendant: Just put in my CK order an hour ago. Getting another button for my collection ^.^
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream! Very much enjoyed the combo of Adam and Cam on LRRMTG
aggrocrow: ggs all!
fungal_bird: It's been a pleasure hanging out with you guys today. Also especially n8ce to see Cameron on LRRMTG for a change!
CAKHost: Thanks for the stream!
Earthenone: !schedule
notthepenguins: ggs!
lamina5432: Gnight
matthaus_c: now that the dongle bonglers have left
drcthulu: Thanks for the stream
matthaus_c: Blanc like Benoit
smoke_knight: Is Blanc related to Gris?
MegaDosX: Something is going to happen!
micalovits:
Uhhh, live!
Fluffy776:
matthaus_c:
@smoke_knight value wise it's probably pretty close
MegaDosX: Shots fired
couchboyj: Loading Ready "Live"
fungal_bird: Hell yeah
Earthenone: its the final fantasy rythem game
GapFiller: which btw Heather is homestreaming rn
LadyLockwood92: Still on the schedule.
Earthenone: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/alexsteacy | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Jeremy White: twitch.tv/jrhwhite | Kathleen: twitch.tv/BraveNewFaves | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler | Nelson: twitch.tv/coachnelly
A_Dub888: #BlameJames
GapFiller: getting her practice reps in for that game
matthaus_c: look James is very jet lagged right now
micalovits: Yeeees! Deep rock!
itira: byeee
xantos69: Dwarfs. In. SPACE!
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
James_the_Dabbler:
laundreydhull:
!?
SurfDownstage: Rock and stone!
princess_intell: checkpoint 500 out btw
GapFiller: yes in which tehy revisit some old favs
princess_intell: i went to watch checkpoint 1, they look like a bunch of children
Electrodyne: hi internet friends
SnackPak_:
TheAinMAP: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian is tackling the exciting world of wireless earbud battery replacement!) at Thu 05:00 PM PST (9m ago).
letfireraindown: I don't have the twitter on this PC. Any notice on delay?
Juliamon: Nope
TheMerricat: !lasttweet
LRRbot: ~lasttweet
letfireraindown: Thanks!
TheMerricat: giving Cameron and Adam ran all the way up to the cutoff point. Ian may still just be setting up
SnackPak_:
SymphonicLolita:
princess_intell: oh it's electronics repair tonight
DeM0nFiRe:
princess_intell:
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