TehAmelie: we so rarely see team pH balance, i don't know how it would become common usage
mtvcdm: They're together every week on Chillpoint
Sarah_Serinde: It's usually not just the two of them though
beowuuf: title change
CAKHost:
Beej is also there (this has no effect on the naming) 
Sarah_Serinde:
Beej upsets the PH balance 
beowuuf: lol
malc: is Beej acidic or alkaline?
TehAmelie: i suggest we call that team team Beej Patrick Harris, or BPH
beowuuf: yes
jedi_master_zll: !findquote paul
LRRbot: Quote #7748: "They're very heavy lies, Paul. They're not meant for taking." —Heather [2021-08-27]
TXC2: Hello everybody
beowuuf:

CAKHost: Hello!
TXC2: hello beowuuf and CAKHost
TehAmelie: me, immedately thinking "hehe Neil would be so surprised if he got Beejdropped" as if that's a real thing
Pteraspidomorphi: It has just occured to me that a bunch of people are missing for this weekend's Live, it will be interesting to see what the others come up with
TXC2: TehAmelie yes, it's not a real thing, not at all, ha ha ha
Sarah_Serinde: They probably had time to do prerecords before people left, though
Pteraspidomorphi: Ah, good point
TXC2: Paul once did a Live mostly by himself
Sarah_Serinde: It'll still be fun to see who we get for live segments
Pteraspidomorphi: You have destroyed my hopes for the return of the Beardtones
Sarah_Serinde:
The Paul LRL was excellent 
beowuuf: paul has shown a live with even just one lrrspeep is a goddamned delight
Sarah_Serinde: They're only missing 4 people this weekend though, as far as I know
Sarah_Serinde: Not the same as, say, a PAX West
beowuuf:
lol, nm, already mentioned 
Pteraspidomorphi: How many people usually go to PAX West?
Sarah_Serinde:
beowuuf Look it's worth saying again 
beowuuf: yup!
Pteraspidomorphi: (in non pandemic conditions)
Sarah_Serinde: Pteraspidomorphi Most of the crew usually
mtvcdm: PAX West is as all-hands-on-deck as it tends to get.
Sarah_Serinde: It's relatively close to LRR so it's easier for people to go
Pteraspidomorphi: Feels like at that point it's probably best to reschedule the live
Sarah_Serinde: And they're only doing one Live a month these days so it's easier to plan around things like that
Pteraspidomorphi: Right
TehAmelie: by chill i mean 25% chill, 25% sexy, 25% pensive and 25% complete idiots
Didero: I'm behind on VODs, and I watched the latest Fall Guys VOD this week. I don't know why, but I only then realised it's F2P now, so I started playing it, and it's fun! Thanks LRR
Pteraspidomorphi: Back when I played Worms Armageddon every week, my team's worms were all named after famous pandas
beowuuf:
so this is a knives out game, right? 
TehAmelie: Daniel Craig sort of owns the Blanc name now huh
TXC2: CONTACT
beowuuf: wiiiiiind
CAKHost: :sig !
CAKHost:
!
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh, *that* was the joke. If it turned out to be a Knives Out game I would be very impressed
TXC2:
the knives out game where you to can make Ana de Armas vomit to solve the crime 
GDwarble subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 106 months!
GDwarble: I tried to come up with a funny message but, alas, my mind is blanc
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TehAmelie: ha, all it takes is for a game to have a kind of art style and i'm interested
Didero: Why does that tweet image look like Heather is holding a separate face in front of her face
CAKHost: One view this game as the wolf/deer working together to solve the mystery of where the heck their parents are.
TXC2: Didero it's the shadows
CAKHost: Too much shadows :c
beowuuf: @Didero ... don't even worry about it
TehAmelie: high contrast changes you
TehAmelie: (man)
Forgebold:

mtvcdm: Heather looks like the mime you meet in a back alley "holding" what turns out to be a very real crowbar.
TXC2: turns out Heather is made of shadows
GhostValv:
@TXC2 
Two_Hats: Woo, right on time
mtvcdm: @TXC2 I mean, that's different form normal how?
TXC2: mtvcdm I don't know about you but I'm made of matter
TXC2: Here we GO!
beowuuf:

BusTed: 🔲
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh, perfect
CAKHost: Thanks Beej's Mouth
Didero: Hello!
GhostValv:

Wolfstrike_NL: Hey us
TXC2: Hello Noire Paul and Noire Heather
CAKHost: Hello!
Brozard: Wow, got a real late alert for this
TehAmelie: hello!
Boiler_bot: contrasty
Invitare: looks normal to me personally
keroan0: *snaps for the art*
Two_Hats: wait, is this the sad fox game?
selrahcthewise: LRR Noir
noSmokeFire: v-tuber rig that's just the performer with an outline
TehAmelie: it looks more noir than blanc, right
Didero: now THIS looks weird somehow...
GhostValv: \o/
BusTed: This is just like that moment in the Wizard of Oz.
Didero: My brain is dumb
CAKHost:

beowuuf:

Invitare: *very* bonus??
noSmokeFire: blancmange
Manwichcannon:
Blink 
TemporallyAwry:
Cool Headphones 
Forgebold: blonk
KaleidoscopeMind: pronounced blanc
misteline: Heh. A friend invited me to play this game tomorrow. So for spoiler reasons I'll probably bow out and see y'all in the VOD.
mtvcdm: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
GhostValv: I think it's pronounced white
CAKHost: Blunc
TXC2: !vod
Invitare: oh Ian did something
KaleidoscopeMind: i have two monitors
beowuuf: i missed the end
Didero: @Invitare That's always a scary sentence
CAKHost: Did Ian do more things?
noSmokeFire: Ian is a Helper
mtvcdm: A genuine Horner
Invitare: did he sign them?
GhostValv:

Creideiki_SE: @Two_Hats That would be Endling - Extinction is Forever.
Invitare: oh interesting
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Ian's accidental 'Support Ukraine' signature headphones.
CAKHost: XD
Invitare: does that add value?
Forgebold: ah, the Tiltyhouse Treatment
TXC2: horner originals
Boon_33: iHorner's
jacqui_lantern234:
oh look! its a beautiful group of friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!! 
misteline: He should make them into Chobits headphones. Paul would make an adorable Chobits.
selrahcthewise: Horner brand headphones...a man of culture i see.......
TXC2: hello jacqui_lantern234 welcome
kilnfiendpotter: A cute looking game? I'm in!
jacqui_lantern234: @Boon_33 tfw you realize that "ihorner" is just an anagram of "hornier"
TXC2: hello kilnfiendpotter welcome
beowuuf: when the cover was a cip it seemed like would be ok
Critterbot:
You succeeded in not generating more e-waste, well done! 
mwlsn: are you sure your headphones aren't some kind of brain-melting sci-fi device now
misteline: Paul would make a nice Persocom rather, he doesnt seem the frilly dress type
TheThirdTail subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 32 months!
TheThirdTail: blunc
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TXC2: NOTHING
beowuuf: nothing. bad.
CAKHost:

jacqui_lantern234: sure, heather. sure
TehAmelie: we can hope they mean Blanc as in "reverse Noir"
beowuuf: no violence or no violins?
Didero: That just means Paul and Heather have to supply their own violence
Invitare: good emotions
silenceaux: just like fox & hound, got it
noSmokeFire: no violence, only existential horror
Nigouki: High Impact Emotional Violence
kilnfiendpotter: No violence, just deep emotional trauma
princess_intell:
it's a black and white game about friends, I'm sure it'll be fine 
kusinohki: bad parenting? are we in a disney movie??
TXC2:
so get your water ready chat 
jacqui_lantern234:
"a good 2 hour cry" sounds like a normal friday morning 
mtvcdm: All the really cheery and chipper games are in black and white monochrome!
IzlanntheLion: cute game
kilnfiendpotter: Oh no, this might be too much for me and my new mom hormones
CAKHost: I'll allow sad things but not tragic things. Now I need to figure out how to guarantee that. D:
noSmokeFire: Sadness 0 |---------x|100
GhostValv: I wish it was that easy to turn off sadness
BusTed: 😬
Coloneljesus: road trip movie!
kilnfiendpotter: Maybe it was just Scandinavian?
Coloneljesus: is there even dialoge?
princess_intell: does anyone want to take bets on which furry friend gets.... taken off to happy fun times rainbow land first?
Sarah_Serinde: How much tolerance do we have for *all the feels*
kusinohki: grave of the fireflies - best movie I will never watch again....
Coloneljesus: I can do about 2 feels
Invitare: one of them is voiced by Eddie Murphey
DoodlestheGreat: H'lo, Heather. Paul. Time for the feels?
TXC2: hello DoodlestheGreat welcome
princess_intell: yes, spare minor key piano, that classic cinematic symbol of happy endings
kilnfiendpotter: Oh no. I think I might have to skip out on this one friends, I cannot deal with sadness right now
Sarah_Serinde: (There is nothing wrong for having zero tolerance for all the feels)
noSmokeFire: first boss: the main menu
TehAmelie: flip a coin?
princess_intell: high roll goes first
mtvcdm: !vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Vaseline!
TXC2: no worries kilnfiendpotter self care comes first
Sarah_Serinde: ^
kilnfiendpotter: Have fun everyone!
public_key_reveal_party: @kilnfiendpotter hope you feel better soon
Invitare: it looks like a 6. Which is better than a 6 which looks like a giraffe
Darleysam: @Sarah_Serinde gonna go play Spiritfarer instead oh nooooooooo
CAKHost: Can't get ye bed now.
Sarah_Serinde: @Sarah_Serinde Oh noooo
mtvcdm: Hey look it's what happened around here last night
Nigouki: avalanche aftermath?
TXC2:
Jesus Christ Paul 
CAKHost: D:
princess_intell: Bambi, that classic Disney comedy with no trauma
GhostValv: awoo~~
Drasvin: Awoo!
jacqui_lantern234: UwU?
Darleysam: Bambi, a lovable knockabout romp through a wacky and fun series of woodland escapades
kaboomjr26: he head so BIG
emberBecky:
ohh his feet are so little 
CAKHost: Minecraft baby!
princess_intell: o b e y
johnhelix subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 32 months!
johnhelix: Subbing for the Paul and Heather dream team.
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public_key_reveal_party: I kinda dig this art stylen
jessieimproved: That whining could easily be my dog watching me walk down the street on foot...without her
Didero: That's not an invisible wall, that's a hill
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Fennekin proportions
TXC2:
time to find the subocean 
theghostwiththemost: hi
TXC2: hello theghostwiththemost welcome
JadedCynic: when the snow is six inches deep, but your legs are only four inches long...
Invitare: ah food
kaboomjr26: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 15:33.
CAKHost: More like the sub-ditch I guess?
uchihab7: deers make scary ass noises
Joalni: What does the faun say?
uchihab7: like nightmare fuel deep
Didero: I guess fawns know not to make noise so as to not attract predators
CAKHost: They like to flick their tails a lot
KaleidoscopeMind: subtitles: *cute animal noises*
TXC2:
don't worry, it's all swears right now 
RockPusher:

BusTed: You are now authorized to jump.
kusinohki: now sing to each other like in Fe
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Didero: That fawn kinda sounds like a dolphin
CAKHost: That fawn is all leg
KaleidoscopeMind: B to meow
mtvcdm: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
RockPusher: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
TXC2: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
noSmokeFire: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
Drasvin: !y
Strebenherz: !y
JadedCynic: you can only vocalize when you're close to the 'barrier river'
TXC2: good old chat hivemind
JadedCynic: i.e. when you can communicate
CAKHost: Fight fight fight!
JadedCynic: zooomies!
CAKHost: Awww
zladcommathe: Read the notification as "Paul and Heather are cute..."
Ritaspirithntr: It’s called prancing paul
Invitare: this race is unfair, the deer has much longer legs
CAKHost: Spicy babi
BusTed: Trying to find the sub ocean.
ScrapyardGhostTrain: @zladcommathe Is that incorrect?
JadedCynic: sooon....
JadedCynic: tracks of your kin
Manwichcannon: This feels like Journey
mtvcdm: We've installed ghosts
GhostValv: symbolism
JadedCynic: 'east is east, and west is west and never the twain shall meet'
CAKHost: Ignore the parallels!
KharadBanar: nice to deer you
TehAmelie: like parallel lines, we shall meet at the horizon
CAKHost: Spoilers, loading screen!
TehAmelie: i want a hug button AND a snug button
Joalni: Are you sure that's a hug?
LordZarano: Can deer pet the dog?
TXC2: !addquote (Heather) [now] I haven't been able to do my butt wiggles yet.
LRRbot: New quote #8469: "I haven't been able to do my butt wiggles yet." —Heather [2023-02-17]
Sarah_Serinde: Spiritfarer: beautiful and sweet and also full of feels
animaniacdot: this color palette means that surely this will be a happy and uplifting game with absolutely zero sad feelings, RIGHT?
princess_intell: spirit farer made Yahtzee Croshaw cry
BusTed:

noSmokeFire: boss battle arena
sheer_falacy: this is adorable
CAKHost: Too much leg
sheer_falacy: Deer used Jump, it's super effective
TehAmelie: i will say this is the first videogame with snow i've seen that didn't make me sad about having to deal with winter every year
mtvcdm: In 2023 I did not expect to still hear The Lost Vikings used as a reference for other games
saucemaster5000: careful, if these two go for the hug option too soon the game might have a trophy called "absolute carnage"
princess_intell: iirc baby deer are also all leg in real life
TXC2: the context button
Alex_Frostfire: Context-sensitive button.
Drasvin: Contextual button
sheer_falacy: it's funny how the deer is reasonably to scale while doggo is literally half head
BusTed: Destroy your mortal enem-- oh.
CAKHost: XD
Didero: This is It Takes Two all over again
Invitare: Paul trying to manufacture tragedy
CAKHost: (Tragedy caused by the players though is okay)
mtvcdm: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: mic 5
Alex_Frostfire: Wolf learned Cut!
TXC2:
Didero will we also torture a stuffed toy in this game? 
Didero:
@TXC2 The night's still young 
saucemaster5000: seeing what deer do to my herb garden, I'm pretty sure they also have teeth
CAKHost: What do you have there? Scissors, bark! NO.
RealGamerCow: the little butt wiggles by the dog
TehAmelie: do they have baby horns? maybe some slightly harder skull?
Forgebold:
You were ghosts all along 
Chronomagistrate subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 73 months!
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TXC2: the paths have converged
BusTed: Oh look, our parents joined up here.
princess_intell: oh no we're in purgatory aren't we
sheer_falacy: Deer and wolves are well known for their good relationships
saucemaster5000: one was chasing the other
Drasvin: Human stuff...
KaleidoscopeMind: doing a lesson on the double helix?
Didero: That fence must be feeling so embarrassed right now
kusinohki: parents had a few too many whiskey berries...
saucemaster5000: or deer with opposable thumbs
mtvcdm: We are wildlife, screw your human fence
JadedCynic: is this the same 'realm' as The Long Dark?
CaptainSpam:
I thought the fact that there were barrels around meant this was a video game. 
CAKHost: Deer uses strenght!
BusTed: The little shimmy is very cute.
spo8n: not snow it's all ash
sheer_falacy: now in Stray the cat could have both pushed and jumped off that barrel
TXC2: TehAmelie holy shit that's cute
sheer_falacy: they were a multitasker
Didero: What did that... do
saucemaster5000: razor grass
Alex_Frostfire: Could be deep snow.
TehAmelie: :3
Invitare: it's prickly. Very unpleasant
mtvcdm: This is my log, it was made for me
silenceaux: Brambles full of powder snow
JadedCynic:
"This is MY log; it's made for ME" 
Invitare: and cats are the superior animal
Invitare: with the abilities of both fox (?) and deer
mtvcdm: Well, everyone here is dead, frolic time!
animaniacdot:
this log is my log, it's only my log, this log was made for only me, 
CAKHost: Ice Age, maybe?
Drasvin: This village is really snowed in
Invitare: Midna maybe?
saucemaster5000: I'd be happy to bring back midna
TXC2: Wolf Link and Deer Zelda ?
BusTed: Then we can get wolf Link on a motorcycle.
Alex_Frostfire: Instead of just summoning him with the amiibo.
RealGamerCow: give me this much snow
TehAmelie: might be more Call of the Wild than Breath
princess_intell: this is my log, my log is amazing
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Weren't there some Twilight Princess references in the latest trailer? I could see it.
Decaped: i'm holding out for Airplane Link
mtvcdm: I've rarely seen a game that Heather did not ultimately think would be improved with making adorable woodland creatures playable.
sheer_falacy: the snow is lava
saucemaster5000: Link tanuki suit plz
Drasvin: It's probably deep snow
Invitare: average Canadian winter?
noSmokeFire: this is a nuclear winter, isn't it?
CAKHost: N+18 Snow
animaniacdot: you can't see it because it's a black and white tv, but there's a LOT of yellow snow
princess_intell: so... everyone died in the avalanche...
TXC2: that RV is taller then the outbuilding it's next to
JadedCynic: packed snow; looks about accurate for say, march
Alex_Frostfire: That's a canoe.
mtvcdm: !crossover
LRRbot: I don't know why but I feel this would cross over well with Gears of War.
mtvcdm: LRRBOT
JadedCynic: (if snow fell with no human clearing it)
TXC2: Oh shit LRRbot's sentient again
bippityjones: If this were a ubisoft game you would have a cutscene of you jumping up there than lifting up the fox
saucemaster5000: the snow is lava
Strebenherz: !advice
LRRbot: Everything is case sensitive unless proven otherwise.
CAKHost: Evil Snow
objectivefailure: So, I'm guessing this story takes place in Fimbulvetr.
JadedCynic:
the snow is quicksand 
Drasvin:

Boon_33: floor is lava
mtvcdm: Guarantee you this whole town is dead.
JadedCynic: Nah, it's middle of Second Winter, after Fool's Spring
mtvcdm: If anyone isn't dead they might as well be.
sheer_falacy: the camera was not your friend there
TehAmelie: is the deep snow quicksand?
saucemaster5000: we're gonna start hearing clickers soon
gibbousm: we're moving but not really sure why
princess_intell: theory: our characters are also dead
gibbousm: slide!
CaptainSpam: Okay, in-universe, that was damn lucky.
TXC2: some interesting physics there
TehAmelie: if we meet some penguins i'll be freaked out
sheer_falacy: I remember all the physics puzzles in Bambi
animaniacdot: @CaptainSpam you've heard of plot armor? meet plot physics
Didero: Just hotwire that tractor
TehAmelie: scripted physics puzzles are the best
RocknGrohlNerd subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 32 months!
RocknGrohlNerd: wow bonus stream just in time to end my day in a pretty chill way
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Didero: "Left, left! Other left!"
mtvcdm: !addquote (Heather, to Paul) [now] With my biting skills and your jumping skills, we could definitely jumpstart a car, right?
LRRbot: New quote #8470: "With my biting skills and your jumping skills, we could definitely jumpstart a car, right?" —Heather, to Paul [2023-02-17]
princess_intell: mad max: furry road (I'm so sorry)
RedNightmare7: That's just the Crash Panda's RPG, Paul
TXC2: yeap, driving with hooves, what could go wrong?
JadedCynic: "pivot! pivot!"
jolly6100 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months!
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TehAmelie: Heather is like 75% head, it checks out
princess_intell: I could imagine Paul as a nimble deer. that somehow checks out.
GhostValv: o7
mtvcdm: !clip
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CAKHost: Wall?
noSmokeFire: see? ambiguous
TwitchTVsFrank:

sheer_falacy: that's nearly finding the sub ocean
Didero: Does that count as finding the sub-ocean?
TXC2: this is some dark souls level camera
saucemaster5000: there's a lot of "cannot get ye flask" energy going on
CaptainSpam: "Oh man, dude, sorry, spaced there for a second. What game was I filming?"
Decaped: Camera is the mortal enemy of game developers
dankmemeter: camera made the game go blanc
noSmokeFire: looks like they didn't QA having both characters in that corner
RockPusher: Smash the State!
saucemaster5000: I love my deck with the slidable door to nothing
princess_intell: is the wolfs family going to eat the baby deer
TehAmelie: i imagine they haven't modeled a lot of the sides of buildings that are out of view
sheer_falacy: plot twist, the baby deer will eat the wolves
BusTed: teamwork
CAKHost:
Turns out there are hidden pod things like inside 
mtvcdm: !modquote 8470 (Heather) [now] With my biting skills and your jumping skills, we could definitely jumpstart a car, right? | to Paul
LRRbot: Modified quote #8470: "With my biting skills and your jumping skills, we could definitely jumpstart a car, right?" —Heather, to Paul [2023-02-17]
JadedCynic: @princess_intell is the faun's family gonna gore the baby wolf?
TXC2: teamwork!
beowuuf:

saucemaster5000: for deer, obvs
Drasvin: Heavy door
Boon_33: for deer
SnowBuddy18: it's on a hill
saucemaster5000: table flew down mary poppins style
GhostValv: maybe a patio
noSmokeFire: that table has really tall legs. like stilts.
princess_intell: it's the little details with these kinds of games
CaptainSpam: So all this snow fell but the umbrellas didn't get crushed under it?
TXC2: also these are STRONG umbrellas
sheer_falacy: they're steel umbrellas
sheer_falacy: for safety
KharadBanar: can you adopt the gazebo as a pet?
Didero: "Oooh, 10% discount coupon for pizza!"
sheer_falacy: Bring me ten bear asses
Wolfstrike_NL: "Have you seen this fawn and pup"
saucemaster5000: "10 deer pelts?!?"
GhostValv: kill 10 deer~~~ ....
TehAmelie: brings this sign 20 bear asses
lirazel64: Hooves
CaptainSpam: "Press Y to open your crafting menu"
jedi_master_zll: "I attack the gazebo."
Drasvin: The snow storm also stole all the color
GhostValv:
hurray it's literally nothing 
sheer_falacy: there's your problem, the whole deer was supposed to be there, not just the outlines
mtvcdm: The tooth is an important part of the ritual
princess_intell: am I too jaded for making fun of this game? it's being so sincere
Didero: @princess_intell Nah, joking's fine
sheer_falacy: it's sincere and adorable and also eminently mockable
Drasvin: Retaining wall is too tall
saucemaster5000: nimble deer unlike the klutz Bambi
princess_intell: why isn't the deer skating like Bambi
RockPusher: parquet ice
princess_intell: I want a refund
JadedCynic:
@princess_intell take it from me (see username) Didero's right - we can appreciate the adorableness AND mock it too 
MolaMolaphant: Is there a place we're supposed to put clips? I don't think I've ever known
TXC2: MolaMolaphant no, lrrbot picks them up
Sarah_Serinde: @MolaMolaphant Nope, we see any clip that gets made. You're welcome to put them in chat but you don't need to
RedNightmare7: Oh no, the wolf whines are too sad!
noSmokeFire: combo move unlocked
princess_intell: @jadedcynic thanks
Didero: @MolaMolaphant Whenever I make a clip, I just post it here in chat
TehAmelie: i was just wondering why we couldn't do that
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Fawn learned Ramp! *fanfare*
BusTed: give uppies
JadedCynic:

sheer_falacy: can wolf just ride deer full time
JadedCynic:
T E A M W O R K 
omdorastrix: 100% uppies
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princess_intell: are the deer's ribs sticking out or are those fur markings?
noSmokeFire: > use ass
JadedCynic:
"here, use my back, victim" 
TXC2:
MolaMolaphant a bad title is still better then no title, means I actuly looks at it 
Drasvin:

sheer_falacy: @princess_intell Do you see anything around for a deer to eat? And I only see one thing for a wolf to eat!
TXC2: princess_intell I assume that's shading on the fur
RockPusher:

Jobot180: This is ridiculously cute
saucemaster5000: catbus?
mtvcdm: Open and close the door
mercano82: !busstop
TXC2: !venga
LRRbot: The Venga Bus is coming in for the kill, it's doing it for a thrill. Oh, I'm hoping you'll understand.
omdorastrix: Desert (arctic) Bus 2023?
Didero: And now we just wait for 8 hours for the bus to return
mtvcdm: This is why we never find anyone at the bus stop
princess_intell: Tuscon here we come! woo!
TXC2: it's Wimde!
noSmokeFire: it WIMDY
RockPusher: Deerset Bus for Hope
mtvcdm: Tucson got cold
CaptainSpam: Oh hey, it am fricken wimdy.
omdorastrix: This game is incredibly captivating
saucemaster5000: camera says no
mercano82: The nice thing about having a jacket with a hood is you never forget yourhat.
TXC2: wind is great, it's rain that sucks
saucemaster5000: selling? or demanding?
noSmokeFire: my, what big eyes you have
Sarah_Serinde: Wind when it's really cold is not so great
RockPusher:
Cookies‽ 
princess_intell: @saucemaster5000 Yes!
ScrapyardGhostTrain: @TXC2 As someone with ear problems, hard disagree.
JadedCynic: @TXC2 the wind cuts, the rain seeps; both will kill if you let them
sheer_falacy: the other direction seemed more pathable despite the camera's issues
Jobot180: Into forrest?
MolaMolaphant: I kinda miss the sensation of going out in proper cold. I do not miss the cold itself, though...
JadedCynic: ^^^^
noSmokeFire: I think they're doing some dynamic camera stuff that isn't working 100%
Didero: Pianist just nodded off a bit
TehAmelie: i miss going out in the warm summer rains
saucemaster5000: early movie days style
CaptainSpam: The piano does a lot of things. We have learned not to question it.
JadedCynic: kinda love the brief experience...but loathe the extended experience
kumatsu: it's like the old silent movies where there's the person in the theater to give incidental music
JadedCynic: composers tend to actually do that; watch the 'movie/show/game' and compose to match
Alex_Frostfire: Bird sounds!
TXC2:
JadedCynic that's how I feel about life in general 
GhostValv: jerk birds
saucemaster5000: "stand on my butt so you can eat the birds"
Jobot180: Getting Glastonbury vibes
JadedCynic: WHEEEE!
Didero: weeee-*splat*
JadedCynic:
okay, this is reminding me a little of Journey 
JadedCynic: the slide was a key thing
Alex_Frostfire: @TehAmelie This is one of my favourite bird photos of all time.
sheer_falacy: that was a bit of an odd animation
JadedCynic:

TXC2: New Objective: BIG HILL
JadedCynic: find an abandoned human ski slope
sheer_falacy: that would be hell on your deer knees
mtvcdm: Oh no, worst winter!
Boon_33: skiQuest 202x?
GhostValv: wimbdy
TehAmelie: this is already feeling like the last stages of Journey
JadedCynic: ^^^
princess_intell: so.... are we about to find out we're dead?
JadedCynic: snow <- sand for the earlier parts
JadedCynic: on our way to be reborn?
mtvcdm: Heather, do you just want to give the wolf a snowboard?
Drasvin: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
TXC2: goosen!
RockPusher: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
GhostValv: dinner!
princess_intell: snow is very stylish, kind of monotonous
JadedCynic: Uh-ooh....danger ducks
TXC2: !birb
LRRbot: Peck your beak!
noSmokeFire: goose is unrealistically chill
kdefinition: Don't ask what foxes eat. It's fine
mtvcdm: Untitled Wolf/Fawn Game
Didero: oh no the chicklets D:
Invitare: that goose is surprisingly relaxed about a predator running around its children
JadedCynic: there's lees to the rocks
ScrapyardGhostTrain: "My face is your shield!"
JadedCynic:
yeah, each of you can shield a gosling 
TehAmelie: can't make an omelet without breaking a few hatchlings
noSmokeFire: this goose used to have way more than three goslings
sheer_falacy: does goose really need to go over that way
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sheer_falacy: maybe the way that isn't windy is nice
SoldieroFortune: Goose Game!
SoldieroFortune: Yeah!
sheer_falacy: it absolutely is
Sarah_Serinde:
I can kinda hear it 
Wolfstrike_NL: We helped, now pay us goose!
JadedCynic: okay, sidewind soon
sheer_falacy: it's a beautiful winter day and you're helping a horrible goose
TehAmelie: did the goose cause the apocalypse?
Strebenherz: Definitely
Invitare: Ryan
heronblademaster: one of them is Ryan
saucemaster5000: Winkin Blinkin and Todd
noSmokeFire: hewey dewey and looey
omdorastrix: Hewey, dewey, and louie
princess_intell: Larry curley and mo
ArdentSlacker: Ryan, James... and...
TXC2: Simon, Alman and Theodor
TheMandrew: larry curly and shemp
v_nome: Huey Dewey and Alphonse
jedi_master_zll: Huey, Duewy, and luey
Nommii77 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 85 months!
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beowuuf: beaky mic titch
NonjaBiru: Inky, Blinky, and Sue
SmithKurosaki: Ryan 100%
mtvcdm: Lucy, Juicy, Sprucey
PangolinWithAPlangolin: Gerald
JadedCynic: bill, burt and tom
7gorobei: 0, 50, 100
Slytherin42: Ryan, Brian, and Fred
GhostValv: I like the duck tales kids naming
noSmokeFire: breakfast, lunch, dinner
ghyllnox: 0, 1,2
SpoonfullOfSugar: Untitled?
adept_nekomancer: Bob, other Bob, and more different Bob
Jobot180: Icky, sticky, and nell
CAKHost: Quarter, Dime and Penny
JadedCynic: briars are still briars
omdorastrix: Clyde?
princess_intell: untitled, untitled, and untitled
Jean_Jacques_EB: Angelica, Eliza, aaaaaand Peggy
Serivus: Bob Rob and Robert
RockPusher: Who, What, I Don't Know
Creideiki_SE: Untitled, Goose, and Game.
JadedCynic: larry, darryl, and other darryl,
TehAmelie: Almost Famous, Cloverfield and one other movie that the makers had planned to not give a title
Serivus: Goose, Good, Gander
TehAmelie: Ashlee, Ashley and Ashleigh
Alex_Frostfire: Ankle, Knuckle, and David Jr.
TXC2: she's the pathfinder
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saucemaster5000: are we getting paid for this babysitting?
saucemaster5000: Hourly rate not cheap here
CAKHost: And now the escort portion of the game
sheer_falacy: mommy goose has provided you the greatest gift in the world, small problems to solve
JadedCynic: Yeah, I get the vibe that mommy goose had more than 3 goslings earlier
7gorobei: these escort missions are the worst
TXC2:
saucemaster5000 yes, in exposer 
mtvcdm: You know how it is with mother goose. Just sits there and tells you stories all day.
beowuuf:

TehAmelie: i think it's a SEQUEL to Untitled Goose Game. the goose caused all this
mtvcdm: UM
Alex_Frostfire: I knew we shouldn't have let it put the rake in that lake.
mtvcdm: Suddenly we're just here now
sheer_falacy: some people really shouldn't be parents
LordZarano: This has to be the most adorable escort mission ever, right?
mtvcdm: Lewd photos of snowdrifts
GhostValv: *quack*
CAKHost: There better be a snuggle pile after all of this.
ArdentSlacker: Wild how the wind just... stops being a thing once it can't reach the ducks.
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Magic and, uh, magic.
sheer_falacy: the wind is sapient, malicious, and duck hating
Mordin_Solus_Sings: In my experience both ducks and geese are terrible parents.
BusTed: 😬
Brozard: This is how you end up with generational trauma
saucemaster5000: circle of life
gualdhar: the geese are running from you now
mtvcdm: My hometown was once notable for foie gras. Do not trust me with your geese.
JadedCynic: yeah, and you're not even getting paid
sheer_falacy: very luckily for everyone, all of your problems line up
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SenshiSun: The three years!
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sheer_falacy: why do they come out down there
sheer_falacy: why do they not go the last 2 feet up
SenshiSun: They named their characters Huie and Dewie?
TXC2: SenshiSun no we did
SenshiSun: good choices
saucemaster5000: can't help but notice the pup doesn't have a "bite" prompt next to the chicks
Didero: Maybe that goose is TRYING to lose her kids
GhostValv: *my work here is done*
sheer_falacy: I hope this entire quest is actually optional and you can just run ahead and ignore them
KBKarma: Wow. This game is interesting looking.
sheer_falacy: if you're a monster
ghyllnox: You seem to really like these little shites! Bye!
SenshiSun: you could... if you were heartless
JadedCynic:
cut scene! 
CAKHost:
Snuggle pile?! 
Didero: cut(e) scene
Drasvin: Though, typically the councilors aren't also children
Sarah_Serinde: Good work team
TehAmelie: they look pretty scruffed up
saucemaster5000: why is this house better than the 50 you passed?!?
SenshiSun: there were three, paul
CAKHost: Aww
beowuuf:

sheer_falacy: (some judgement)
mtvcdm: And the geese are just, goodbye, none of this was necessary
TXC2: zoom!
JadedCynic: @saucemaster5000 it was open?
GhostValv:
they'll be the distraction for the hunter level 
TXC2:
a good deed is it's own reward Paul 
princess_intell: this game is trying so, so hard, but just not quite getting there in terms of gameplay
Drasvin: Skiing section
CAKHost: And now Journey!
TXC2: SSX tricky time
GhostValv: o7
saucemaster5000: (sigh) I miss the SSX games
CAKHost: Whelp
TehAmelie: that was the first time Deer died. . .
princess_intell: Aww
CAKHost: XD
JadedCynic: round 2!
KBKarma: The Deer looks a bit emaciated?
JadedCynic:
pesky human village getting in the way 
princess_intell: they're all dead anyway
sheer_falacy: surely your parents went this way and not any of the other ways available
Drasvin: I don't think you've seen tracks since the goose
saucemaster5000: there's that famous snowboarder Fawn White
Kirkygirl: I friends. I NEED THIS GAME NOW.
KBKarma: Fawns are great at this! They just sort of turn into snowballs.
jedi_master_zll:
@saucemaster5000 
Kirkygirl: this is GORGEOUS HOLY SMOKES.
Didero: How high up were we, that we can slide down this far?
KBKarma: Also, they tend to be dead at the end.
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Ominous cracking noises
TXC2: hello Kirkygirl welcome
JadedCynic: crick-crack...
Ashton: Sick jumps
Mordin_Solus_Sings: I'm prepared for wild emotional whiplash
JadedCynic: get som e air!
KBKarma: Hey Kirky!
Kirkygirl: hi frands!
TXC2: hello Ashton
sheer_falacy: this does read very well for being black and white snowscape
CAKHost: Animals no get the concept of grind. -n-
DrLigmaPhD: Sonic Racers, Heather
JadedCynic:
I agree with that, Heather 
Decaped: Isn't that an unlock in Snowboard kids?
TXC2: SSX Fury ?
Amentur: There's Skatebird
Didero: There's that skating game where you're a bird
Kirkygirl: My FIL is colourblind, this would be great for him!
SenshiSun: this would be very cute
sheer_falacy: the birds in skatebird are extremely round
Didero: There's also Disney's Goofy Xtreme Skateboarding, Goofy's technically a dog
KBKarma: *gasp* White Deer Park!
CAKHost: Deer Town?!
saucemaster5000: dad met medusa
JadedCynic: do I hear a goat?
TXC2: statue had a lion's face in the fur
jedi_master_zll: You can be shrek in one of the tony hawk games, that's all I got.
noSmokeFire: goat confirmed
TehAmelie: maybe wolf dad made a statue after killing and eating deer mom
Didero: And they said this game didn't have violence
Mordin_Solus_Sings: More one-sided friendships!
DrLigmaPhD: Furries have money. Do you want dog-dog or hot sk8r-boi dog? Because I'm certain they'd crowdfund the latter
JadedCynic: human playground for funs
KBKarma: GOATS!
Drasvin: Children's playground sans children
JadedCynic: kids!
BusTed:

GhostValv:

saucemaster5000: omg
A_Dub888:

CAKHost: Goat!
Drasvin: There's the kids
SenshiSun: goat pals!
KBKarma: Bet that's gonna be a puzzle.
TXC2:

Didero: Slightly Teleporting Goats
TXC2: quick, someone get Matt
JadedCynic:
yeah, they seem to be paired to each of you 
JadedCynic: teach them!
sheer_falacy: teach the goats the path of violence
KBKarma: TEACHING THEM VIOLENCE
princess_intell: ok this is freaking adorable
CAKHost: Oh they are mirroring you
princess_intell: poor mama goat
goatprince: goats you say
CAKHost: Hi Matt XD
DrLigmaPhD: Nothing is good or bad unless the actor knows it to be
TXC2: ah good we summoned goatprince
noSmokeFire: they're goats: if they wanted to get out, they were always getting out
princess_intell: @goatprince what do you think of your subjects
TurnedToFrog: Pied Pipers of goats
KBKarma: Oh, I get it!
goatprince: weh-eh-eh-eh
Invitare: wait we had a goose, from the meme game
Invitare: and now there are goats... from the meme game
sheer_falacy: if you jump on playground things maybe the goats jump on things?
sheer_falacy: why can goats both push and pull, that's so busted for a species
goatprince: teaching goats violence? good
noSmokeFire: goats OP
JadedCynic: okay, this is goood
BusTed: We were just using them!
JadedCynic: and this is just kids - baby goats
KBKarma: Awww. No goat games.
GhostValv: git gud
TXC2: by Goats
JadedCynic: and now they go back to their mommy back in that shelter they had
goatprince: is that it for the goats? okay time for me togo then
Boiler_bot: Fox has an abnormally large head.
princess_intell: I wish we'd led them to their mom or something
JadedCynic: @Boiler_bot wolf cub
TXC2: so long goatprince have fun
DrLigmaPhD: If a scientist saw animals with these problem solving and communication skills IRL I think they'd pass out
sheer_falacy: I'm glad the game shows your highlights behind stuff but still, camera plz
CAKHost: Bye Matt!
KBKarma: Uh oh.
Invitare: high voltage warning
KBKarma: Yeah... how nonviolent is this game?
sheer_falacy: looks blocked on top by a rock?
LurkerSpine: are you pushing against each other?
JadedCynic: there's a rock on the top againg a wheel
JadedCynic: @LurkerSpine the cub can only pull; the fawn can only push
LurkerSpine: ah
Orannis0: maybe you need the goats to help? XD
CAKHost: I think you need the goats?
JadedCynic: hmmm
saucemaster5000: @DrLigmaPhD I think the scientist would be most confused about the animals doing these elaborate platforming sections instead of the normal behavior of walking around. Deers can't say "camera"
LizErin: did that chainlink thing push?
sheer_falacy: I don't know that goats have a full path
Boon_33 accuses heather of pushing instead of pulling
JadedCynic: there's animal pictures drawn on the side of that seacan by the electrical thing
sheer_falacy: ah
KBKarma: GOAT TIMES!
goatprince: goats are back? good
JadedCynic: a-HA
Invitare: it's ok, we only need one goat
CAKHost: Goats!
DrLigmaPhD: Ah, violent destruction of property
JadedCynic:
more messing around with someone else's kids 
TXC2: Goats are back YAY!
Lazarus2511: goooats!
JadedCynic: push the crate and then stand on the crate
SenshiSun:
not a thought in their goat brains 
Didero: Casually headbutting a kid-weighted wooden crate seems like a good way to get a concussion
Boiler_bot: "haha weeee"
JadedCynic:
yeah, that's about right , @SenshiSun 
saucemaster5000: Why can't they solve these problems without use telling them what to do? Kids these days...
TXC2: so crate > goat, good to know
sheer_falacy: it's very weird hearing a deer make, uh, any noise at all
KBKarma: Oh deer.
Invitare: one of the goats is slacking
Boiler_bot: Other goat isn't helping
KBKarma: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Do you want to cube that?
Didero: I think it needs a bump from white goat
KBKarma: Yeah.
SpleenLord: My god! This is adorable
Boon_33 accuses goat of lazyness
goatprince: that goat is shy
Serivus: you need to teach the goats to help each other!
mendokusai_jamesdean: Maybe it needs a boost on to the pipe
CAKHost: Goat.exe has stopped :c
Alex_Frostfire: Maybe you need to teach the black goat to hop onto the butt of the white goat.
DrLigmaPhD: Why would the goats not simply utilize their ability to walk on any surface less vertical than 88º
KBKarma: The goats are mimicking youse exactly. And have the same requirements as youse.
JadedCynic:
@Didero violently headbutting yeah, but gently and steadily pushing - do you punch the back of a person's car to give them a push? 
7gorobei: does paul need to go over and kneel so the goat can get up?
InquisitorGaia: I think they need the help mimic to jump up
KBKarma: Yeah, the white goat was giving the black a boost earlier.
JadedCynic: deer helps wolf get up on the seacan container
Drasvin: Duct is too tall, they need help
Boon_33: show the goats the bootie again?
Didero: @Didero Previously it did gently push crates, but that last one onto the forklift was a casual headswing right into the crate, it seemed
JadedCynic: there's a trail on top of the container
Welbog: So it WAS Paul's problem
JadedCynic: oh right that, too
Invitare: turns out it was Paul's goat
CAKHost: \o/
TXC2: TEAMWORK!
SenshiSun: teamwork!
KBKarma: Yay, goats!
sheer_falacy: everyone into the totally safe power station!
saucemaster5000: Alright team, time to cut the power and doom mankind
Boiler_bot: cool
KBKarma: In a power plant!
Didero: That warning sign probably means nothing
JadedCynic: the power of FOUR!
GhostValv:
going to the sausage factory 
goatprince: goat teamwork is best teamwork
CAKHost: Goat team!
SenshiSun: why are we going into a power plant?
Boon_33:
darn kids 
Invitare: watch out for Zapdos!
Ashton: kidnapping successful
heronblademaster: head toward those completely safe smokestacks
KBKarma: GOAT ABDUCITON.
A_Dub888: Goat job everybody
KBKarma: *Abduction
Boiler_bot: Why not?
noSmokeFire: Rations and MRE have joined the team
sheer_falacy: goatmom is going to shiv you guys
JadedCynic: maybe finally some warmth?
Forgebold:

Brozard: You wouldn't believe your eyes
Alex_Frostfire: !card Goatnapper
LRRbot: Goatnapper [2R] | Creature — Goblin Rogue [2/2] | When Goatnapper enters the battlefield, untap target Goat and gain control of it until end of turn. It gains haste until end of turn.
ArdentSlacker: Baby goat abduction is... kid-napping
goatprince: how dare you paul
JadedCynic:

CAKHost: XD
beissman: is that kidnapping?
Kirkygirl: HAHAHAH
Sarah_Serinde: Look breaks are both important and healthy
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Watching your boss on Twitch
BusTed: matt is a consummate professional
DrLigmaPhD: Goat owner, from their window: "It is too damn cold to deal with this bullshit"
SpleenLord: This is where they get superpowers
JadedCynic:
Matt's diligence is supreme 
KBKarma: Game ends when everyone is *horribly* electrocuted.
A_Dub888: @beissman We're taking them on a playdate
KaleidoscopeMind: matt is doing exactly what theyre supposed to
RockPusher: Need good goat content to inspire new ideas
SenshiSun: @KBKarma !sir
princess_intell: !sid
princess_intell: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir? You can't FROOT FROOT here.
saucemaster5000: this is how the forest animals reroute power to make their own weapon to surpass metal gear
TXC2:
we had the geese as a test before we committed to having kids 
JadedCynic: Goat Mom: "Oh those two. Off helping more travellers...I wish they'd figure out some way of getting paid for their help.."
TXC2: hello ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat welcome
SenshiSun: this game has secretly been a goat simulator sequel the whole time
KBKarma: Is this where you abandon the goats to their fate?
Invitare: I thought goats were supposed to be good at climbing
goatprince: >[G]et [G]oat
Didero: GOAT: Goatest Of All Time
saucemaster5000: whoever heard of a goat being uncooperative?
TXC2: Uncooperative goat game
beowuuf:

Boon_33: having kids is difficult :0
beowuuf:
i mean 
sheer_falacy: Deer supremacy is go
KBKarma: Leaving the kids behind.
Angnor33: You Must Gather Your Party Before Venturing Forth.
beowuuf:
do we need to light the nelson signal? 
CAKHost: XD
beowuuf:
paul dad best dad.... 
kumatsu: Paul going full Bean Dad
beowuuf: <sean connery> i taught you the value of self reliance
Didero: Pianist jolting awake
Lysander_salamander: menacing piano!
sheer_falacy: luckily goats are immune to wind
DrLigmaPhD: Where is this, Siberia?
Boiler_bot: Mysterious piano
heronblademaster: ominous creaking metal structures
Kirkygirl:
I have an idea. You should do a video of you folks going to the Beacon Hill Children's Farm for the day, and take Penelope and Matt with you. 
goatprince: all goats now how to pick locks
CAKHost:
I thought that tipped over barrel was a big goose head 
saucemaster5000: ^
Invitare: Fool! All goats know how to pi
Didero: If Goat Simulator has taught me anything, goats can get into any place
Invitare: damn
Boon_33: hire a racoon for lockpicking
beowuuf: look pianist, i need you to play a happy tune not contemplatively tense
DrLigmaPhD: What do you mean nobody rolled up a rogue? This party is so unbalanced!
KBKarma: Pianist: I PLAY WHAT I MUST.
SenshiSun: @Invitare the goats were too strong
Invitare: oh you need to turn on the generator
TXC2: Kirkygirl it's usually a bad idea to film around where children are
Welbog: Just use your thumbs!
beowuuf: @KBKarma ok, but can you at least kick the violinist out of the room?
sheer_falacy: I hope someone has a multimeter
Boiler_bot: Trembling strings too!
Kirkygirl: @TXC2 Very good point, thank you for reminding me.
KBKarma: @KBKarma THE VIOLINIST IS NECESSARY.
gualdhar: you can cross that bridge when you come to it
Didero: There's pipes a bit lower down next to the door
KBKarma: Pipes!
saucemaster5000: hang on, weird ghosts? ominous music? grey air everywhere? Generator puzzle? We're in Animal Silent Hill!
KBKarma: Hey Paul, remember Stray?
CAKHost: This isn't bad at all
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Everything is FINE
Invitare: ah yes, icy pipes in the wind. Notoriously stable footing
sheer_falacy: it's ok, some of you are animals who are great at high places
beowuuf:

goatprince: this is standard goat terrain
Didero: Fawns are well known to have excellent leg control
Boiler_bot: Strings intensify!
CAKHost: We are goats, goating a long
beowuuf:
even
CAKHost: *along
KBKarma: THERE WE GO.
SenshiSun: NO
BusTed:

TXC2: GOAT NO!
beowuuf: NOOOOOO
sheer_falacy: stray all over again!
Kirkygirl: NUUUUU
Lysander_salamander: why though?
saucemaster5000: holy moly
gualdhar: now Paul has to go save it
SpoonfullOfSugar: They Strayed the white goat?!?
goatprince: Paul what have you done
ArdentSlacker: They WIle E Coyote'd him
Chronomagistrate:

Didero: Snow is supposed to be soft, right?
Boon_33: bahh!
SnackPak_: it's stray all over again
SenshiSun: stray: goat edition
NightValien28: its fine, goats land on their feet
shendaras: Oh no.
beowuuf:

SkylerRingtail: Game, don't you dare
saucemaster5000: jesus game we were joking
SpleenLord: The hubris
DrLigmaPhD: Long live the king?
beowuuf:
but the snow 
sheer_falacy: well, it would be wrong to murder a goat, but now that it's dead... are you going to eat that?
Didero: goat got got
KBKarma: Oh.
Boiler_bot: OH thank GOD
Kirkygirl: ohhh my heart.
beowuuf: *whew*
Lysander_salamander: wierd
Didero: Just broke a handful of legs
noSmokeFire: we're definitely ghosts
Strebenherz: Goat does not like us
Welbog: Goats always land on their feet.
NightValien28: see, goats are immortal creatures
KBKarma: *The goat would later die of internal bleeding*
SnackPak_: getem Matt
CAKHost: Aww :c
Sarah_Serinde:
hi Matt
TXC2: !clips
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Didero: Goats are fine but angry
JadedCynic: yeah, I think we lost our trust with the kids
Boiler_bot: Goats are miffed
emberBecky: you've angered all goat-kind
SenshiSun: good timing bot
CAKHost: Goats are just spicy
beowuuf:
every goat is fine 
Boiler_bot: They don't wanna play anymore
TehAmelie: this game is now an allegory about kid labor
7gorobei: gravity is a harsh mistress
Chronomagistrate:

CAKHost: And that sure wasn't foreshadowing!
CAKHost: Nope!
JadedCynic: windy passage? Yeah, feeling allusions to Journey here...
Didero: The moral of this story: Educating children is a waste of time
KBKarma: You need to kid-safe all of your paths!
sheer_falacy: 75% of you were fine, that's a solid C grade
ArdentSlacker: Only a 25% mortality risk!
shendaras: Personal responsibility
Sarah_Serinde: Also these two are babies themselves, it's not like *they* know better
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Blame the goat
RockPusher:
GoatSafe BC would like a word with you…

TehAmelie: probably only broke one out of 16 legs
beowuuf:
who makes dex their dump stat 
Welbog: It fricken wimdy
DrLigmaPhD: It fukin wimdy
JadedCynic: @beowuuf paladins
Boiler_bot: heckin wimdy
Jobot180: swindy
ArdentSlacker: bears
saucemaster5000: next friend blue whale
Invitare: it'll be a shark
KBKarma: COO BEASTIES!
sheer_falacy: next up you meet some helpful velociraptors
noSmokeFire: progressively more legs
DrLigmaPhD: Bears
JadedCynic: cattle?
Jobot180: Badgers?
ArdentSlacker: @noSmokeFire Slepnir?
Ritaspirithntr: Bears!
JadedCynic: geese and goats are domesticated animals - horse or cow?
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Just the whole abandoned zoo
beowuuf:
@beowuuf lol, true. damn those charasmatic wis tanks 
DrLigmaPhD: When I say bears I mean large, gay men
Kirkygirl: Seals? Narwhals?
CAKHost: Penguins?
TXC2: PAUL NO!
Didero: PAUL
Invitare: It's going through the meme animal simulator games. Goose. Goat. Shark is next
saucemaster5000: How dare Paul
noSmokeFire: wait, what. how did that slide work
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Uh oh...
Mordin_Solus_Sings: Lost the trail
noSmokeFire: we were just outside
Boiler_bot: awooo
SenshiSun: @Invitare I think I saw that on Watch & Play
saucemaster5000: Maybe we'll find the girl and husky from never alone going the other way
ArdentSlacker: storm kinda... covered the tracks
Drasvin: Spent the night in that silo?
JadedCynic: @noSmokeFire down the pipe, into the big grain silo (which is almost full with snow) and from the big to the little silo, and then out that spigot
CAKHost: And these are open plains
saucemaster5000: not for kids
KBKarma: Welcome to the open world portion of the game!
sheer_falacy: I can show Goat the world
DrLigmaPhD: Like gravity
Invitare: you kidnapped them
Boiler_bot: "This isn't fun anymore!"
DrLigmaPhD: and it's consequences
Kirkygirl:
Anyone hear that? 
KBKarma: I did!
sheer_falacy: and jump on their friends
TXC2: sure are some Loons happening
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: My experience with goats, they were gonna learn those skills eventually
Lazarus2511: ^
sheer_falacy: those tracks go straight into a wall
sheer_falacy: your parents are definitely ghosts
TehAmelie: i almost said "go left?" but
DrLigmaPhD: Secret tunnel?
Welbog: Invisiwalls?
Didero: I have a feeling that we're going to find the fawn's parents at the wolf howling too...
Wolfstrike_NL:
Neither of you have eaten in a while... 
saucemaster5000: yeah still convinced heather's parents were chasing paul's parents
beowuuf: it's taken me this long to realise you need the call option i nthe case of playing online
KBKarma: Dogs (and wolves) are omnivores.
sheer_falacy: hey, deer will absolutely eat mice
Mashamino: I don't think that worked out so well for Romeo and Juliet
DrLigmaPhD: Is this Zootopia or Beastars?
sheer_falacy: so really the two of you can meet in the middle
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beowuuf: meet, meat, eat, et, e
Lysander_salamander: Meat and greet
KBKarma: Wolves eat fish. And otters.
roastbeefsandwitch: Excellent music...
KBKarma: Oh hey, the wolf and deer tracks are going the same way! What are the odds!
TheAinMAP:

Didero: The two tracks look very alike. The only possible explanation is that the deer and wolves are driving a monster truck together
ArdentSlacker: Or maybe there's an annoying uncle nobody'd miss?
saucemaster5000: 3 chicken nuggets is not enough chicken nuggets
KBKarma: You also get a mother and child reunion.
sheer_falacy: yes it does
saucemaster5000: deer version of girafarig
KBKarma: Girafarig
sheer_falacy: girafarig
TXC2: oh now I see it
DrLigmaPhD: Girafarig
GDwarble: Girafarig
Mashamino: "Does this make my butt look angry?"
KBKarma: One of the few palindromicly-named Pokémon.
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KBKarma: Das an ocean.
sheer_falacy: it's either the ocean or a hex grid
DrLigmaPhD: Michigan?
noSmokeFire: I'm suspicious that those are whale calls and not wolf calls
Sarah_Serinde: Could totally be a great lake
ghyllnox: If it's frozen it's a lake
MAPBoardgames: The phrase "There's a pokemon which is a ___ with a ___" is almost always true.
KBKarma: Post apocalyptic earth where everyone's dead?
saucemaster5000: if the ocean is frozen you are in so much more trouble than I thought
ArdentSlacker: Or at least a "pretty good" lake.
Didero: @Sarah_Serinde At the very least it's a good lake
ghyllnox: There is a water level!
A_Dub888: Is an ocean a big lake or a lake a small ocean?
KBKarma: It's a tolerably OK lake.
Zu_o: @MAPBoardgames is there a pokemon which is a blank with a blank?
LarkSachrosis: I've read that Vonnegut novel
sheer_falacy: suspiciously specific denial there
ArdentSlacker: it was the GOOSE
KBKarma: NEGA WOLF, NEGA DEER
Mashamino: mirror match!
TehAmelie: i think we all know it was the untitled goose's fault
SpleenLord: Clearly the puppies fault
BusTed: Are they in a parallel game?
sheer_falacy: do they have goatees?
A_Dub888: !card mirror march
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Lysander_salamander: ok?
beowuuf: maintaining this level of cuteness is an entothermic reaction
saucemaster5000: the heck?
DrLigmaPhD: Mirror Mirror more like
Welbog: Antidog
TXC2: it's like the other team from Shaun of the dead
MAPBoardgames: @MAPBoardgames I presume yes
saucemaster5000: This is taking a turn
Boiler_bot: Shadows!
Invitare: well this is an unlikely coincidence
saucemaster5000: @TXC2 holy shit that got me
KBKarma: Like Journey.
Didero: The other wolf and fawn are phasing through the geometry a bit
sheer_falacy: I think you win in that case
Welbog: Yes, that's how shadow rules work.
DrLigmaPhD: Really it's an OSHA violation
KBKarma: If you die in the game you also die in the game.
Invitare: no, you become stronger
BusTed: are those your nobodys?
beowuuf: we gain their power, like jet li's one
noSmokeFire: suddenly: Persona
Mashamino: if you meet your double, you must kill your double... that's what Night Vale taught me
Drasvin: No. If you kill your shadow you get a Persona
saucemaster5000: you did hurt those kids
Mordin_Solus_Sings: heather asking the important questions
sheer_falacy: your evil shadow selves aren't very bright, huh?
Alex_Frostfire: Well, which one of you has the goat(ee)?
KBKarma: Playmates!
Mashamino: d'awwww
CAKHost: Friends!
KBKarma: Oh, clever.
KBKarma: Friends until you murder them.
KBKarma: Oh hey!
KBKarma: Fambily!
Invitare: which team is that?
BusTed: Same markings
TehAmelie: they seem to have more nuanced shades of grey than us. . .
Boiler_bot: AWW!
mwlsn: Team gris
Didero: hi family bye family
MatthewDennisMTG: those deer are making elk calls
TXC2: oh dear oh dear oh dear
MatthewDennisMTG: impostors!
beowuuf: ah, this is iceland, we're developing bjork's army of me
KBKarma: No wuffs...
sheer_falacy: look, they wanted a noise and deer don't do that
DrLigmaPhD: Blanc et Noir, Les Amis Plusier de la Monde
sheer_falacy: we wall want to see the wolf daddy
Boiler_bot: Is this a zoo?
Didero: A zoo wouldn't have this many pipes
KBKarma: And there goes the other wolf.
beowuuf: noooooooo
KBKarma: Problem solved.
MAPBoardgames: Get piped!
Boiler_bot: well fucl
SenshiSun: No! Noir !
Mashamino: only 3 animals, no more, no less
beowuuf: whew
JadedCynic: wolves went spare
sheer_falacy: they can't keep doing this same scene
TehAmelie: why does everyone we drag into haphazard climbing adventures fall and leave us?
noSmokeFire: no one has ever died from falling
DrLigmaPhD: Snow am soft
Boiler_bot: oh my god game you can't keep doing this
beowuuf: snow drifts best drifts
Invitare: really this is the fault of all these animals living on top of buildings
KBKarma: Hey, wasn't there another big wuff?
TXC2: sheer_falacy they can't keep getting away with it
beowuuf:
@Boiler_bot it *shouldn't*, i challenge that it can't 
DrLigmaPhD: Going down for wolf daddy
JadedCynic: yep; babies don't tense up when falling - the rigid locked muscles is what breaks limbs and bones
KBKarma: Wuff with dem jaws.
Astramentha: “The crab is now in mortal peril”
Didero: who let the dogs out
sheer_falacy: you've prepped the guillotine
saucemaster5000: these animals fall off cliffs more than disney villains
SenshiSun: @JadedCynic so kids ARE made of rubber
KBKarma: @sheer_falacy Where's Alex?
Boiler_bot: I guess this is some vague undefined industrial area.
SenshiSun: incredible
JadedCynic:
@JadedCynic yeah; we are too, but we have 'anticipation' which ruins it for us 
JadedCynic: wimdy...
JadedCynic: get blown along....
sheer_falacy: I love how background deer is even more outliney
Robot_Bones: antici........
JadedCynic: oh yeah, deer blocks wind?
Robot_Bones: pation
TurboDimitri: CEST LEHURE DU BEREAL
TurboDimitri: oops
TurboDimitri: wrong chat sorry
JadedCynic: yay!
MAPBoardgames: Give him a (wind) break!
sheer_falacy: combine your window shadows for double the power
beowuuf: yay!
sheer_falacy: I would never replace you with someone who is vulnerable to fall damage
JadedCynic: just go to the left of the fence? drop down where the deer was?
Didero: I don't suppose Heather can walk further to the left?
JadedCynic: ^^^
DrLigmaPhD: Up top to the left?
Boiler_bot: Perilous
sheer_falacy: this really is Stray
saucemaster5000: lil help mom on roof?
Didero: Hey, adult wolf
Coloneljesus: is the final boss an angry canadian goose?
Invitare: seriously why are they living on difficult-to-reach rooves
sheer_falacy: big wolf is not dumb enough to jump on air conditioners
Boiler_bot: Yay!
KBKarma: And now the deer is alone.
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
Didero: and then white deer froze to death, the end
DrLigmaPhD: Tail face is sad
sheer_falacy: the end, you win!
saucemaster5000: k baiiii
MAPBoardgames: Thomas the deer was alone.
chatterboxfire: god this game is gorgeous
Boiler_bot: Very
noSmokeFire: camera, please
sheer_falacy: that looked very safe
Boiler_bot: Turn the crank, Kronk!
Astramentha:

Lysander_salamander: this is odd
A_Dub888: Don't do this game!
sheer_falacy: chew on the rope more, it'll be fine
Invitare: you need thumbs to handles
Drasvin:

chatterboxfire: awe
beowuuf: yay!
sheer_falacy: I see how they avoid deer parents and wolf parents meeting
beowuuf:

Welbog: That was cute
Boiler_bot: Happy ending?
saucemaster5000: now the west side story fight scene
CAKHost: \o/
beowuuf: nothing bad actually happened
BusTed: We'll be friends on facebook.
KBKarma: And they never et each other again.
saucemaster5000: eat ya later!
JadedCynic: can't remember their mailing address...
Invitare: goodbye emergency rations
accountmadeforants: Cute dog noises
Mordin_Solus_Sings: "I'll kill you when we're older!"
Serivus: it's ok to have friends that don't stay in your life forever. Memories last forever
Welbog: Next time they meet they will be enemies
Coloneljesus: we'll bank, ok?
KBKarma: BLANG.
Lysander_salamander: funky
Coloneljesus: bang*
sheer_falacy: very cute
beowuuf:

Boiler_bot: Nice!
princess_intell: so how did it end
chatterboxfire: mamma wolf is disapointed
beowuuf: thanks for the non violence no death game
Boiler_bot: I was expecting more sadness
Lysander_salamander: maybe this will lead to coexistence
Drasvin:

JadedCynic: I'd hit you up on facebook, if I had an account, or knew how to type, or even use a mouse
princess_intell: were they both dead all along
JadedCynic: I guess not
noSmokeFire: the one button contextual controls seemed frustrating
Sarah_Serinde: @princess_intell No
Didero: @princess_intell Nah, they both found their parents/family
sheer_falacy: I definitely think they should have picked one "ally falls from a high place and survives" and kept just that one
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Doing the Stray pipe drop *twice* was lazy & cheap.
beowuuf: a little linear, you just wanted one tiny degree more freedom to enjoy the stuff. also goose just abandoning you
KBKarma: I think the interactions were somewhat forced.
princess_intell: wait for real? I'm actually shocked
KBKarma: @ScrapyardGhostTrain Yeah, I agree.
princess_intell: I feel robbed of fictional trauma
JadedCynic: a nice casual game
Boiler_bot: I was assuming some more pathos tbh
TXC2: the hardest puzzle was as always the camera
beowuuf:
enjoy one of the few bits of media that doesn't want to hurt you 'just cause' 
Boiler_bot: It was not an emotional rollercoaster perse
JadedCynic: I mean we still have no real resolution thru the crredits
Didero: "Stockholm Syndrom AI"?
JadedCynic: and finally they part ways....maybe?
JadedCynic: they keep stopping
JadedCynic: more quid pro quo, but yeah
JadedCynic: it was vague - maybe we WERE done with the goats, it wasn't clear...
Sarah_Serinde: Seemed fairly clear to me. Like, everything's up to interpretation, but...they both found their families and had to separate. Didn't want to, but needed to
Sarah_Serinde: Maybe they'll find each other again
Sarah_Serinde:
It's up to ~your imagination~ 
JadedCynic: yeah, mama goat catches up, and makes it clear "play time's over - say bye to your friends"
sheer_falacy: wow that was a short game
JadedCynic: that would be a little clearer resolution
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah having them meet up would presumably have had either a very different tone than this game wanted, or would have us all asking "but why didn't the wolves eat them"
Sarah_Serinde: Also: endings can be vague! Stories don't need to spell out every last detail
TehAmelie: and then we hear half a phone conversation with Revolver Ocelot that ends with "mister president"
saucemaster5000: There was a lot of "cannot get ye flask" energy to the puzzles and paths, but it was cute
Boiler_bot: @Sarah_Serinde Agreed
noSmokeFire: three times would be the right tension-building rope pull. 4+ is just a drag
Astramentha: A princess, obvs
Didero: Thanks for letting the credits play, a lot of streamers skip that, which always feels a bit rude to the people who put in effort to make the game
KBKarma: BLANG
JadedCynic: @sheer_falacy decent little indie game - not everything's a 30hr epic
sheer_falacy: can you pet the dog?
MAPBoardgames: ^
Didero: 'CONTINUE'
TehAmelie: no cuddling, just butt touching
KBKarma: @sheer_falacy Nope, sadly.
TehAmelie: such a cruel world
noSmokeFire: the dopplegangers really did just feel like the goats, again
Boiler_bot: Different markings tho?
JadedCynic: Yeah, parents be bad and absent
mowdownjoe glares at his nephew.
sheer_falacy: I mean, the goose knows where all of her kids (that are stil alive) are
beowuuf: tractor *really* covered
MAPBoardgames: As a parent, I have to say that you weren't supposed to know that we aren't good at it.
Drasvin: Maybe the humans evacuated the area ahead of massive blizzard
JadedCynic:
@MAPBoardgames yeah, "Devs? SPOILERS!" 
sheer_falacy: they really don't want you jumping off ledges to your death
JadedCynic: that's open to interpretation - I am in the same vein
noSmokeFire: $5/person/hour
saucemaster5000: I crave shorter games these days, honestly.
Coloneljesus: I expect 4-6 hours for that tbh
JadedCynic: for the price, a fair expreience - I think we saw a single camera bug (which is IMPRESSIVE)
Coloneljesus: a short hike
Coloneljesus: so good
mowdownjoe: I wonder if they just use Steam Play Together.
JadedCynic:
also of Journey 
MAPBoardgames: A short hike off a long cliff?
TehAmelie: looking forward to the spinoff Blancemange
Didero: A Short Hike has a lot more to do though
noSmokeFire: @JadedCynic the camera got feisty in a few places that I think they must've missed in QA, but it was only *really* bad that one time
sheer_falacy: @MAPBoardgames You're a bird in that one so arguably yes
Coloneljesus: you can probably spend 3/4h in a short hike
beowuuf: thanks paul and heather!
TXC2: thanks for streaming Paul and Heather
JadedCynic: @noSmokeFire Yeah, I've seen GOOD AAA titles that had more problems with cameras (they're HARD to get to work right)
Invitare: you didn't really Play it Forward at all
Boiler_bot: What's Graham away doing?
Didero:
Insofar as It Takes Two is a co-op game, and not an annoy-eachother game 
sheer_falacy: I approve of cute animal things
TXC2: Boiler_bot magic con in Philadelphia
LizErin: CATNIP
accountmadeforants: It Takes Two, but you play as the elephant plushie.
Boiler_bot: More co-op stuff would be fun to see!
Coloneljesus: can I help you guys towards replacing those broken headphones?
KBKarma: Untitled Gooses Game?
MAPBoardgames: And you didn't torture and murder any elephants this time! Win!
Boiler_bot: @TXC2 TY
RockPusher: Also, I'm still on board with Heather introduces Paul to Ace Attorney
Didero:
Never have I seen two people more successfully mutilate a plush elephant, yeah 
Mai_Andra:
It just comes to mind that Theatrhythm has a co-op mode, but I guess that's for Heather & Ian on Sunday 
ghyllnox: @coloneljesus Those are newly repaired!
TXC2: best game WITH a family....
CAKHost: The parents made their child cry. D:
Coloneljesus:
@ghyllnox in a way they aren't gonna break again soon? 
Astramentha: Yeah if I was a kid I’d find the parents arguing distressing
ghyllnox:
@coloneljesus Time will tell I suppose 
KBKarma: Oh hey, what about Portal II Co-Op.
Astramentha: @didero Oh Jesus yeah, the elephant…. 😬
TXC2: !patreon
Sarah_Serinde:
Well, there are lots of ways to help LRR keep a good supply of working equipment, a lot of you are already doing it 
TXC2: !youtube
JadedCynic: thanks for sharing the fun! Have a great weekend! o/
Didero: LoadingReadyRun is the reason I made a Patreon account
sheer_falacy: thanks!
MAPBoardgames: LRRMNOP
Lazarus2511:

TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news!) at Fri 02:00 PM PST (1:49 from now).
CAKHost: Thanks for the stream!
beowuuf: who knows what could be next
Gizmoloid:

SenshiSun: Thanks for the stream!
Drasvin: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: an edible that allows your D&D character to communicate directly with Twitch chat
sheer_falacy: so many checkpoint points
RockPusher:
Heather and Paul talk about video game news… and Beej talks about whatever the hell Beej talks about 
TXC2: pointed so many checks over the years
SenshiSun: What's wrong with Paul's headphones?
TXC2: !events
Didero: What videogame news could possibly be more important than 500 CheckPoint episodes
TXC2: SenshiSun Ian fixed them
sheer_falacy: Wheeler can'tlander
EvilBadman: @SenshiSun Watch last night TTSF
SenshiSun: that explains a lot
Wolfstrike_NL:
Looking forward to more Theatrhythm 
GDwarble: Romancing Salsa
kumatsu: some Bravely Default, I think?
LurkerSpine: just in general, bring a water repellent coat when you go to PA
Sarah_Serinde: Nice
beowuuf: yay!
TXC2: oooh
RockPusher: Not drawing horses
beowuuf: ooh
MAPBoardgames: Diggy, diggy, hole!
accountmadeforants: rock and stone!
TXC2: some space Dorfin'
beowuuf:
are you also going to diagose some tech stuff for old time's sake? 
Didero: I don't get to watch a lot of LRR streams live, but the VODs make great WfH second-screen viewing. Thanks for doing all these streams
TXC2: fabiank22 nice
KBKarma:
500 - hope youse have a good day!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
MAPBoardgames: In DRG, you are space dwarves. But there are also elves and humans in-universe. What kind of game would be space elves?
Didero: Thanks for the stream!
beowuuf:
byyye!
aussie_rob_w: beep boop
Alex_Frostfire: Space botany.
emberBecky:

TXC2: !discord
LRRbot:
LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
TXC2: !mastodon
RockPusher:
Lunch!
BusTed:

TXC2: !store
KBKarma: Byeee!
TehAmelie: thanks for the stream!
TXC2: Goodnught everybody
TXC2:
*night 
beowuuf: night!
RockPusher: 'night TXC2
Didero: Night!
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