Friday Night Paper Fight || Canadian Highlander Night

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leviathan3942: !next
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 Finalsora811: Hello, chat! How is everyone this fine day?
 IbunWest: excited for some Canlander
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 SpleenLord: !next
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 Manae: !next
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 distrustingspectator: !deck
DigitalSeahorse: obliterated by egg on the face?
JaymicUnyielding: yes
JaymicUnyielding: egg and lotus petals
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Sogheim: !findquote egg
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DigitalSeahorse:   
 paronomasiac042: egg petals?
 Welbog: Good evening, paper friends
JaymicUnyielding: and just the whole lotus
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Fruan: Yess. The undefeated bracket at PTPhyrexia JUST wrapped up. Perfect timing.
 MegaDosX: I see we're starting off goofy
teammanfred: Off by 180 degrees
Wyatt46692: Canadian Trilander
 MegaDosX: There can only be one! Or, three, I guess.
 paronomasiac042: there can be only none!
Desruprot: There can be only one?
 BrowneePoints: we call that a Dutch Standoff in my neck of the woods
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 laundreydhull: The ONE-Lander WAR
 Dog_of_Myth: Good evening chat.
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 dragonflare9: canlander!
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 paronomasiac042: #hashtag
 Lyinginbedmon: Yies
 MegaDosX: I have never been got by the auto-tapper (this is a lie)
 GhostValv: big oofs
 YeetTheRich_: i love arena 
 MegaDosX: I like that Arena does all the heavy lifting for me, but good lord it makes some assumptions sometimes 
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 Fruan: I got got by the autotapper in the most amazing way last week - it left my summoning sick mutavault untapped and tapped my unsick one.
 MegaDosX: Is Dilirium a typo or is that intentional?
 baskwalla: The dragon??
 kumatsu: Smokestacks and Fogs?
 A_Dub888: Smoglirium
micalovits: Like... Chain of smog?
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 YeetTheRich_: typo in alex' deck name?
Desruprot: Smaug?
 YeetTheRich_: or am i not getting a joke?
 MegaDosX: @Fruan ...wow. That's pretty rude of Arena.
 Fruan: @MegaDosX I was SHOCKED. It's just the platonic ideal of ruining me for no reason.
 Finalsora811: !card noble hierarch
  LRRbot: Noble Hierarch [G] | Creature — Human Druid [0/1] | Exalted / {T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.
 MegaDosX: I kinda want to see what the Esper one of these would be
 TemporallyAwry: I thought it was the joke 
 MegaDosX: Grixis and Naya seems easy enough to grok but Esper would be fun
frozenphoenix7: I wasn't sure if Alex was next leveling me or not
 Redartifice: I do love my little jund boy
 baskwalla: Pickle flavored deck
 MegaDosX: Outstanding.
 TemporallyAwry: Dill-irium 
 dragonflare9: perfect
 TheCrippig03: maybe there is a Dill garnish
Painfully_Dyslexic: same
 Welbog: Dilithium
 kumatsu: 
 paronomasiac042: dial rheum
DigitalSeahorse: 
   LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
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 Mai_Andra: something something dilly bar
 MegaDosX: m o n k e
 Fruan: Pickles is an entirely different deck
 A_Dub888:  irium
 YeetTheRich_: tbh i also looked for a delirium card to double checked
 Redartifice: I don't know if calling someone a dill is an insult in Canada, it's an obscure one in aus
DigitalSeahorse:  
 AugmentingPath: Brine Elemental is Pickles, but isn't in these colors
Dmc3628: ye oe bayuo
  LRRbot: Liliana of the Veil [1BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana [3] | [+1]: Each player discards a card. / [−2]: Target player sacrifices a creature. / [−6]: Separate all permanents target player controls into two piles. That player sacrifices all permanents in the pile of their choice.
 MegaDosX: @Redartifice Good lord it's been a while since I've heard someone called a dill. Definitely an obscure one.
JaymicUnyielding: Serge: are you playing any ONE cards besides Jor?
Alex_Frostfire: I looked for a delirium card, but only because I was thinking about the UR archetype in Modern Horizons 2.
 kumatsu: Truly a classic Golgari play
  LRRbot: Waste Land | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Waste Land: Destroy target nonbasic land. That land's controller creates a Wastes token.
  LRRbot: White Plume Adventurer [2W] | Creature — Orc Cleric [3/3] | When White Plume Adventurer enters the battlefield, you take the initiative. / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, untap a creature you control. If you've completed a dungeon, untap all creatures you control instead.
micalovits: Oh dear
 MegaDosX: *alarm klaxons*
frozenphoenix7: Initiative gross
sandmanlives: Happy to be here. I love me some CanLander!
 MegaDosX: Serge confirmed basic
 thegreatwyrdling: !quote Alex
  LRRbot: Quote #5484: "Is that for when the Sun drifts?" —Alex, on timezones [2018-11-07]
 DeM0nFiRe: Haha the dungeon graphic is so good
 kumatsu: Sudden realization that Innistrad was over a decade ago
 Redartifice: Fair and balanced mechanic for 1v1 for sure
powerflapjack: hot suggestion, i like to use lego hats for dungeon indicators
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 TemporallyAwry: @kumatsu How dare you! 
  LRRbot: Courser of Kruphix [1GG] | Enchantment Creature — Centaur [2/4] | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may play lands from the top of your library. / Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.
 Alas_Babylon: I'm still sad they didn't put those into Arena as simply venture cards
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 raulghoulia: big fan of the dungeon effect on stream. that card popping up with the face traveling down the rooms is really cool. well done
 Alas_Babylon: No initiative, just dungeon goodies
  LRRbot: Grim Flayer [BG] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/2] | Trample / Whenever Grim Flayer deals combat damage to a player, surveil 3. / Delirium — Grim Flayer gets +2/+2 as long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
 MegaDosX: Oh boy
 MegaDosX: Notably got updated to now say Surveil
DigitalSeahorse: calling it a basic hand implies Serge could also has non basic hand
 Finalsora811: !card Grim Flayer
  LRRbot: Grim Flayer [BG] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/2] | Trample / Whenever Grim Flayer deals combat damage to a player, surveil 3. / Delirium — Grim Flayer gets +2/+2 as long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
 kumatsu: give us a full-length Amazing Screw-On Head, cowards
 drrek0: They did oracle text it to surveil which is cool
 MegaDosX: This is one of the Surveil updates with the release of BRO
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 Redartifice: Hey he's even got Dill-irium!
sandmanlives: Spelling is hard.
 YeetTheRich_: english is a silly language
  Juliamon: Spelling is arbitrary
 MegaDosX: English is dumb
 Fruan: English is a terrible language and getting mispelled is what it deserves.
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Dmc3628: yeah intiates in 1v1 helluva drug
micalovits: There is a reason initiative is a tier 1 deck in legacy
 kumatsu: English is made up and the points don't matter
 MegaDosX: I mean, Innistrad.
 powerflapjack: turns out initiative is Supremely Messed Up in commander and Absolutely Disgusting in 1v1
  LRRbot: Precinct Captain [WW] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | First strike / Whenever Precinct Captain deals combat damage to a player, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
 kumatsu: nice choice on the Rush plains btw, Serge
DigitalSeahorse:  
 Alas_Babylon: hot graveyard action
 MegaDosX: !card dark blast
  LRRbot: Darkblast [B] | Instant | Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / Dredge 3
 Redartifice: in your area
 Fruan: Graveyard is the new feet
ginnsman42: I like it with the misspelling. For one, it implies a joke which is on brand, and you could make the argument that it being a green black deck that it’s the pickle color combo.
 Alas_Babylon: streamer show graveyard
  LRRbot: Inquisition of Kozilek [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it with mana value 3 or less. That player discards that card.
 kumatsu: all the plains AND the snow-covered Plains
 GhostValv: 
 MegaDosX: Oh boy Showdown
  LRRbot: Showdown of the Skalds [2RW] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Exile the top four cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards. / II, III — Whenever you cast a spell this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
 MegaDosX: It's a more fair Escape to the Wilds
 kumatsu: Showdown definitely saw Pro Tour play
 Alas_Babylon: Saga that make big
  LRRbot: Sylvan Library [1G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your draw step, you may draw two additional cards. If you do, choose two cards in your hand drawn this turn. For each of those cards, pay 4 life or put the card on top of your library.
 kumatsu: I had to watch so many copies of that Saga resolve >.>
micalovits: Sure do
 midnightcurryjazz: you see them all
 MegaDosX: Pretty sure you reveal them all
 Alas_Babylon: You draw cards individually, so yeah
 kumatsu: yeah, reveal all
 coachNelly: Yes you will both see all four cards
 flatluigi: see all three or all four
  LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — Urza's Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — Urza's Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
 MegaDosX: Serge just has Alex by the throat and is dragging him through the rooms of the Undercity
  LRRbot: Abrade [1R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature. / • Destroy target artifact.
 MegaDosX: @flatluigi Three drawn and the remaining one on the top
  LRRbot: Venerable Warsinger [1RW] | Creature — Spirit Cleric [3/3] | Vigilance, trample / Whenever Venerable Warsinger deals combat damage to a player, you may return target creature card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is the amount of damage Venerable Warsinger dealt to that player.
  LRRbot: Unholy Heat [R] | Instant | Unholy Heat deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. / Delirium — Unholy Heat deals 6 damage instead if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
 MegaDosX: !card showdown of the skalds
  LRRbot: Showdown of the Skalds [2RW] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Exile the top four cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards. / II, III — Whenever you cast a spell this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
 MegaDosX: End of next turn, notably
 kumatsu: Chapter on Showdown
 LurkerSpine: until the END of your next turn
 drrek0: End of your next turn, not just your next turn
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 flatluigi: yeah, *end* of next turn is important
ipoddodd: Start of next turn would be a weird clause in those exile effects
 MegaDosX: Would losing the Courser give him Delirium?
 coachNelly: Idk that block seems fine
frozenphoenix7: @MegaDosX It would
 kumatsu: I would consider that block to prevent the soldier
ginnsman42: This deck sold its soul to the devil, and the devil is Dil
 MegaDosX: Alex is free to make his own choices, of course
 kumatsu: yes, show
 dragonflare9: 4 life
frozenphoenix7: So the Marsh is top of the library technically
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 MegaDosX: Blow up a thing and all things named like the thing
 Alas_Babylon: White Plume A-friend-turer
  LRRbot: Maelstrom Pulse [1BG] | Sorcery | Destroy target nonland permanent and all other permanents with the same name as that permanent.
 AugmentingPath: Sylvan Library, a simple card with no annoying interactions
  LRRbot: Grim Flayer [BG] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/2] | Trample / Whenever Grim Flayer deals combat damage to a player, surveil 3. / Delirium — Grim Flayer gets +2/+2 as long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
 kumatsu: it's Surveil 3
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 MegaDosX: Yeah it's keyworded now to be Surveil
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Alex_Frostfire: Wouldn't Brainstorm have the same annoying interaction with playing with the top card revealed?
micalovits: It even got updated to surveil!
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 MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
 YeetTheRich_: oofa
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micalovits: He could stack them however he wanted right
 A_Dub888: p o w e r f u l m a g i c
 MegaDosX: @micalovits "Surveil is a keyword action that allows a player to look at a certain number of cards from the top of their library and put them in the graveyard or back on top in any order. "
micalovits: So he could do initiative search, THEN look at the top 3
code1300: Couldn’t Alex stack search for them look at top three
 TemporallyAwry: Taking initiative off someone with undercity lets you enter the undercity?  Good to know.
 Alas_Babylon: @TemporallyAwry Yep
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 Alas_Babylon: The Undercity is specific to the Initiative
Gadora: Oh weird. I had like five or six loops of just the audio of the confusion of the ordering of the top cards as the video played on.
 AugmentingPath: @Alex_Frostfire Yes, but Library has more interactions because of the phrase "drawn this turn"
 Finalsora811: !card showdown of the
  LRRbot: Showdown of the Skalds [2RW] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Exile the top four cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards. / II, III — Whenever you cast a spell this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
 345tom: I'm a big fan of the initiative and what it does to games. I hate how faffy it is.
Alex_Frostfire: @Alex_Frostfire Oh no.
 Sogheim: Courser of Kruphix does not respond well to being squirted with the water bottle
 matthaus_c: @TemporallyAwry in fact, you don't even get to Venture into any of the other Dungeons with the Initiative unless you're already in them
 Alas_Babylon: Correct
DigitalSeahorse: squeak
  LRRbot: Courser of Kruphix [1GG] | Enchantment Creature — Centaur [2/4] | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may play lands from the top of your library. / Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.
 AugmentingPath: @Alex_Frostfire Fun properties of cards in hand you don't normally have to track, hooray
 MegaDosX: Clever line
 TemporallyAwry: @matthaus_c Huh, been doing that 100% wrong this whole time.  Really good to know
 dragonflare9: very nice Sergge
 Dog_of_Myth: Good line there
 dragonflare9: Serge*
 coachNelly: Does abrade stay in yard?
 Alas_Babylon: Yes
 OldBenX: 
 Alas_Babylon: Don't see why it wouldn't?
 coachNelly: Cool cool
 Alas_Babylon: (Only asking because I may have missed something)
 MegaDosX: It was in exile from Showdown, it got cast, so yeah it'd go to the graveyard
 Alas_Babylon: Yeppers
 Tom_Bruise: Dang these problems. If only we had solutions!
IntegralHamster: what's the creature Serge played this turn?
  LRRbot: Wall of Blossoms [1G] | Creature — Plant Wall [0/4] | Defender / When Wall of Blossoms enters the battlefield, draw a card.
 Alas_Babylon: !card Venerable Warsinger
  LRRbot: Venerable Warsinger [1RW] | Creature — Spirit Cleric [3/3] | Vigilance, trample / Whenever Venerable Warsinger deals combat damage to a player, you may return target creature card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is the amount of damage Venerable Warsinger dealt to that player.
 Alas_Babylon: That friendo
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  LRRbot: Expedition Map [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Expedition Map: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
 MegaDosX: Yeah Alex is in some trouble here
  LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — Urza's Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — Urza's Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Dmc3628: ye ole Shadowspear or others
DigitalSeahorse: 
 MegaDosX: Gotta be Shadowspear
 345tom: But Alex wins the Moral victory if Serge doesn't play an equipment
 thraximore: 
 Alas_Babylon: Colossus Hammer, Kemba, haste, smash
 matthaus_c: DRC and Heat are -very- strong
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 thraximore: spear is *very* good
 flatluigi: disqualified for outside help
micalovits: !chat
  LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
  LRRbot: Shadowspear [1] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Equip {2}
 MegaDosX: !listen
  LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
MrPipboy3000: Grafted Wargear!
KingofBumsSRK: could have been skullclamp
 kumatsu: It's like, one of the top targets for Urza's Saga
 matthaus_c: "no, I'm gonna get Aether Spellbomb!"
 OldBenX: chat is now banned for outside assistance
 Tom_Bruise: Shadowspear is rather correct
 MegaDosX: I mean, you don't /listen/ to chat, but it's objectively one of the better options here I think
 BrowneePoints: Speaking of which does Alex still not own a Shadowspear?(I may have a foil one laying around)
 TemporallyAwry:  coulda been sol-ring
 IbunWest: Shouldn't Serge have done the initiative before Sagas
joejoebear812: serge missed his initiative trigger on upkeep
 RAZRBCK08: Shadowspear is kind of busted anyway
 Fruan: I love that Shadow Spear was an LRR preview card
  LRRbot: Ash Zealot [RR] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/2] | First strike, haste / Whenever a player casts a spell from a graveyard, Ash Zealot deals 3 damage to that player.
 OldBenX: initiative! 
 MegaDosX: Also Showdown has left play btw
 Alas_Babylon: Saga in graveyard, Initiative missed
 NevermorePainting: isn't there an inititive trigger?
 AugmentingPath: "Grafted Wargear is literally unplayable" -Serge Yager, 2023
TheQuantumMechanic33: initiative for sure
 flatluigi: initiative and saga
 sporkraptor: *beep beep beep*
 IbunWest: The problem is Serge shuffled
 MegaDosX: Yeah it should have happened before finding the Shadowspear
 matthaus_c: @BrowneePoints he's got a wishlist with the cards he wants + specific printings  https://www.moxfield.com/decks/FtYmVfO18E23ydMJCU9OZA reach out to him if you've got the one!
 kumatsu: backing up past a library search is not good
code1300: You just missed it so next time
 niccus: simply unshuffle the deck
 MegaDosX: @niccus What a sentence 
 thraximore: just reverse entropy 
 MurphEP: Unrandomize your deck
 fhorrigan: It is, I have a Rilsa Rael commander deck and even in 4 player Commander the Initiative is busted open
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Alas_Babylon: Hexproof
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Alas_Babylon: 4/4 First Strike Haste Hexproof
 Finalsora811: !card fervent champ
  LRRbot: Fervent Champion [R] | Creature — Human Knight [1/1] | First strike, haste / Whenever Fervent Champion attacks, another target attacking Knight you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. / Equip abilities you activate that target Fervent Champion cost {3} less to activate.
micalovits: I have a feeling alex is very dead
IntegralHamster: they didn't back up the counter from last time I think but it doesn't matter
 MegaDosX: Yeah Fervent Champion holds swords very well
 Fruan: The inititive is just such a ridiculous mechanic, and how complicated it is for both players is just salt in the wound
 MegaDosX: Oh, muffins
ProtatoBlood: sometimes there's too many things to remember
 radio414yesthatone: phyrexian arena is upkeep and black market connections is main phase and i hate it
blastedman: I'm partial to "fork" myself
TheQuantumMechanic33: i always think initiative is after draw step too, its so easy to forget and hard to back up compared to monarch
 matthaus_c: Initiative on the Upkeep, Sagas on the Main Phase, Attractions on *shrug*
 kumatsu: What a silly Serge
 Alas_Babylon: !card Black Market Connections
  LRRbot: Black Market Connections [2B] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your precombat main phase, choose one or more — / • Sell Contraband — Create a Treasure token. You lose 1 life. / • Buy Information — Draw a card. You lose 2 life. / • Hire a Mercenary — Create a 3/2 colorless Shapeshifter creature token with changeling. You lose 3 life.
 Alas_Babylon: @radio414yesthatone .... oh heck you're right, wow
 345tom: I do enjoy the good ol' Bus substitution
TwilitLugia: Hey Serge! I've recently made four CanLander decks to bring to my LGS to get people into the format and Boros Equipment is one of them
 niccus: i like the quebecois non-swear swears
 YeetTheRich_: german viewers are never bothered by people speaking german
DigitalSeahorse: "It's bouquets!"
hd_dabnado: ohh fblthp
 flatluigi: tabernacle
 Alas_Babylon: @DigitalSeahorse *high-five*
 matthaus_c: schmeng
 kumatsu: My brain just spat out using "Croque Monsieur" as a replacement swear
TokenMickus: blathering blatherskite
 YeetTheRich_:   -amily channel
 345tom: From what I learnt, Schiezer isn't actually a bad word (unless the dad I watched shout it right next to his young child on a mild ride was wrong)
Wonderdoc: Dont worry Alex you can swear in German as much as you like, i doubt any of us mind
 TheMandrew: i'm a fan of feth, from the Gaunt's Ghosts series
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  LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Wooded Foothills: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
DigitalSeahorse: @alas_babylon high five 
 sporkraptor: isn't like 90% of German basically swearing?
  LRRbot: Faithless Looting [R] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}
 MegaDosX: Response, Force of Will
 roticet: who is the 3rd player for tonight? just joined the stream.
  LRRbot: Triumph of Saint Katherine [4W] | Creature — Human Warrior [5/5] | Lifelink / Praesidium Protectiva — When Triumph of Saint Katherine dies, exile it and the top six cards of your library in a face-down pile. If you do, shuffle that pile and put it back on top of your library. / Miracle {1}{W}
 Alas_Babylon: @roticet Nelson
 roticet: thanks
  LRRbot: Sevinne's Reclamation [2W] | Sorcery | Return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, you may copy this spell and may choose a new target for the copy. / Flashback {4}{W}
 Alas_Babylon: We need more creatures with MIracle, though maybe not 5/5 lifelinkers for 2
blastedman: I need a copy of Triumph I can't find one at my LGSs 
 matthaus_c: Triumph is my favourite card that probably doesn't go into Jeskai Green
 Mazrae: hello everyone how has the paper fighting been going
  LRRbot: Wall of Blossoms [1G] | Creature — Plant Wall [0/4] | Defender / When Wall of Blossoms enters the battlefield, draw a card.
 roticet: does anyone know what deck Nelson brought for the stream yet?
  LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — Urza's Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — Urza's Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: Mox Pearl [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {W}.
  LRRbot: Chain Lightning [R] | Sorcery | Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay {R}{R}. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
blastedman: @matthaus_c idk im testing it now its been fine so far
 AugmentingPath: How come when I Alex makes everything a Swamp, everyone's fine with it, but when I make everything a Mountain, everyone gets mad?
  LRRbot: Thalia, Guardian of Thraben [1W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | First strike / Noncreature spells cost {1} more to cast.
 345tom: Is there a Canlander deck that shouldn't run Urza's Saga?
 Alas_Babylon: @AugmentingPath You make everything Mountains in an unfun way ;-;
hd_dabnado: dont tell the Thalia guy
blastedman: plenty 345tom
  LRRbot: Abrupt Decay [BG] | Instant | This spell can't be countered. / Destroy target nonland permanent with mana value 3 or less.
blastedman: more pip dependent decks cant afford a colorless land
 Alas_Babylon: uh, uh, g-game loss
 YeetTheRich_: ahbrupt decah
 AugmentingPath: @Alas_Babylon You would just have used those other types to get into trouble, it's safer this way
 grgriffin3: Judge? My opponent had the mana, please ban him
  LRRbot: Marsh Flats | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Marsh Flats: Search your library for a Plains or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
blastedman: and if youre not really into artifacts, the karnstructs arent big
 Alas_Babylon: @AugmentingPath tru fax
 matthaus_c: @blastedman the slots are just so competitive I've been having a hard time just putting a big donkey in there
  LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
  LRRbot: Bitterblossom [1B] | Tribal Enchantment — Faerie | At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and create a 1/1 black Faerie Rogue creature token with flying.
TheQuantumMechanic33: two bears for no cards is still good
 Mr_Horrible: cacaw -> hahaw
blastedman: @matthaus_c lifelink GOOD
blastedman: but valid, im on more of a control vibe
DigitalSeahorse: shiny
blastedman: midrange i can see it being outclassed
  LRRbot: Shadowspear [1] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Equip {2}
 Applecrisp: 0-0 still?
 Alas_Babylon: Nope, Serge has the Muffin of Advantage
 Alas_Babylon: Yeah, turns out LRR gets some sweet preview cards sometimes
 YeetTheRich_:  
  LRRbot: Dryad Arbor | Land Creature — Forest Dryad [1/1] |
  LRRbot: Tarmogoyf [1G] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Tarmogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
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 grgriffin3: Dat 'Goyf
blastedman: alex dryad arbor goes with creatures D:
 Arakasi01: The arbor belongs with the creatures anyway right
hd_dabnado: Goyf Dice
Haroldholmes25: goyf die!
 Alas_Babylon: Biggoyf
TheQuantumMechanic33: love the goyf die
Dmc3628: y'ole big boi goyfs
DigitalSeahorse:  dat goif 
 baskwalla: Goyf Biffrent
 Mazrae: i love that die alex
 thraximore: didn't the rules get changed to explicitly require arbor to be with the creatures?
TheQuantumMechanic33: mill grows the goyf
 TemporallyAwry: That's a cool fraction die 
 devilcultivator: chat always wondered does goyf now count saga's retroactively?
DigitalSeahorse: goyf*
 Finalsora811: How was the die milled if it was never in your library?
 Tom_Bruise: what a die. Wait, shouldn't the Goyf Die be a D10 at this point?
TheQuantumMechanic33: @thraximore yee
 powerflapjack: hey alex are you excited for Goyf to get buffed
 Dog_of_Myth: @thraximore Yep.
 Alas_Babylon: Super(duper)type
 niccus: arbor's supposed to be with creatures, but with the future sight printing it's a lot less ambiguous anyways
Dmc3628: battle will be the one
 baskwalla: And Battle
Izandai: Saga is a subtype, not card type.
 kumatsu: Goyf counts Supertypes, Saga is a Subtype
 AugmentingPath: Saga is an enchantment type, like equipment is an artifact type
 BrowneePoints: atraxa alluded to battles
 Finalsora811: IF battles can go to the graveyard.
 matthaus_c: alluded to in Atraxa like Goyf alluded to Walkers and Tribal
 maxthefourth: World?
DigitalSeahorse: 
 MegaDosX: In theory
 TemporallyAwry: Battles are the new Contraptions 
  LRRbot: Ancient Tomb | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}. Ancient Tomb deals 2 damage to you.
 Finalsora811: @maxthefourth Supertype.
 grgriffin3: You frequently assemble contraptions to win battles.
 laundreydhull: b-b-butt.... I don't want battle- yet!?
  LRRbot: Showdown of the Skalds [2RW] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Exile the top four cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards. / II, III — Whenever you cast a spell this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
 Alas_Babylon: @maxthefourth enchantment supertype, and I believe also not a thing anymore?
 AugmentingPath: *subtype, equipment and saga are subtypes of artifact and enchantment respectively
 Alas_Babylon: I could be wrong tho
  LRRbot: Walking Ballista [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | Walking Ballista enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. / {4}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Walking Ballista. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from Walking Ballista: It deals 1 damage to any target.
  LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
spiffinn: world is a thing, and is a supertype
 niccus: oofa
 Alas_Babylon: @spiffinn gotcha
spiffinn: (not specific to enchantments)
 MegaDosX: Turns out even a fair Escape to the Wilds can just be strong
 devilcultivator: @AugmentingPath thank you always forgetting that
 matthaus_c: I'm surprised Lifetime Pass Holder isn't assembling Contraptions in Black Mold yet 
 kumatsu: you can play land but you can't Channel cuz it's not from hand
 Fruan: Technically Scheme and Plane and Conspiracy are card types too, but good luck getting one in your yard.
 Alas_Babylon: nInE
 niccus: how do you bury a whole plane
DigitalSeahorse: 
Dmc3628: send in the next one
 maxthefourth: with a big shovel
 grgriffin3: "I have several regrets right now."
 thraximore: 
 Sogheim: @niccus ask Urza
Fluffasaurus: !decks
 kumatsu: Honestly, that's on brand for Lorwyn fairies
Fluffasaurus: !deck
TheQuantumMechanic33: more of that strange oil, probably nothing
  LRRbot: Liliana, Death's Majesty [3BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana [5] | [+1]: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. Mill two cards. / [−3]: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature is a black Zombie in addition to its other colors and types. / [−7]: Destroy all non-Zombie creatures.
nightraven949: Fairy's are like mayflies they mature real fast
Painfully_Dyslexic: something that has always confused me is there a difference between cast and play?
 Alas_Babylon: @Painfully_Dyslexic You can't cast lands
Desruprot: 👀there a dryad arbor back with the lands?
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 Alas_Babylon: @Painfully_Dyslexic But you can play everything
Painfully_Dyslexic: ah thank you
 powerflapjack: @Desruprot that beautiful combination of trickery and high end talent
spiffinn: casting is a specific process
 Fruan: @Painfully_Dyslexic Play is like a super set of cast. Cast is only for spells.
 Finalsora811: Showdown seems good with Ballista.
  LRRbot: Tajic, Legion's Edge [1RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | Haste / Mentor / Prevent all noncombat damage that would be dealt to other creatures you control. / {R}{W}: Tajic, Legion's Edge gains first strike until end of turn.
 thraximore: can we get the 'urborg is in play' overlay?
JDMan94: Jet Swoooord
Dmc3628: fight spells maybe more relevant
TheQuantumMechanic33: counter trigger
 TemporallyAwry: Rewatching Bylaw and the Tajic bit was excellent 
Alex_Frostfire: I built him in Brawl back when he was in Standard.
DigitalSeahorse: jet saber!
Alex_Frostfire: He kind of just beat people down before they assembled any sort of counterplay.
 Alas_Babylon: I believe he's in the Historic Brawl hell queue, he's very solid as a Boros aggro commander
 niccus: did you put a counter from casting tajic?
TheQuantumMechanic33: showdown is any spell right? or is it just the exiled ones?
 Finalsora811: !card showdown of the
  LRRbot: Showdown of the Skalds [2RW] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Exile the top four cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards. / II, III — Whenever you cast a spell this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
DigitalSeahorse: 
 MegaDosX: @Alex_Frostfire I mean, RW aggro can just get people, particularly if they're building decks that are meant to be more of an engine
 Applecrisp: maybe he can rev the sword up like Nero from DMC
 MegaDosX: @Alex_Frostfire I could imagine him getting shit done in Historic Brawl too
  LRRbot: Precinct Captain [WW] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | First strike / Whenever Precinct Captain deals combat damage to a player, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
Funkbr0: love to see bitterblossom being played again 
 MegaDosX: I mean, Serge did say "second main" earlier, but rolling that back is probably fair 
micalovits: 7 right
 kumatsu: equipped up one is 7/7
TheInnsanity: does shadowspear give +1+!
Fluffasaurus: its 7 damage from the construct
 MegaDosX: Shadowspear does give +1/+1
TheInnsanity: interesting
 BrowneePoints: so what do you two think of Skitterblossom(Skrelv's Hive from All Will Be One)
 TemporallyAwry: Unlikely the 1 point will change anything.
 coachNelly: 5/5 +1 counter, plus the sword?
  LRRbot: Garruk Relentless [3G] (back: Garruk, the Veil-Cursed) | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk [3] | When Garruk Relentless has two or fewer loyalty counters on him, transform him. / [0]: Garruk Relentless deals 3 damage to target creature. That creature deals damage equal to its power to him. / [0]: Create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.
 Alas_Babylon: @BrowneePoints For Canlander, not sure yet, though it spewing out artifact creatures is interesting; pretty fun elsewhere tho
 thraximore: 
 Alas_Babylon: I have it in a Jinnie Fay HB deck, it's a *house* there
TheInnsanity: thanks paul 
 BrowneePoints: Yea Skitterblossom seems real good
 TemporallyAwry: Gotta give the youtube something to "drive engagement" about 
Dmc3628: rumblecity
 Alas_Babylon: Welcome to the Trundle
  LRRbot: Sword of Fire and Ice [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from red and from blue. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, Sword of Fire and Ice deals 2 damage to any target and you draw a card. / Equip {2}
 Finalsora811: Is Serge willing to sacrifice your love, Alex? Since he's Cold as Ice?
 BrowneePoints: I hope we get invention arts of the other swords some day
ToastyLoaff: Trundle us please
DigitalSeahorse: mmm Bert's Bees hemp flavor  
 MegaDosX: RW? Having fast starts? Say it ain't so
 BrowneePoints: I mean, I still think Feast and Famine, Fire and Ice and the new Forge and Frontier are still very playable Serge
 BrowneePoints: but that's just me
 MegaDosX: Serge are you running the new Sword in this deck?
mangoalias: PAUL
 TemporallyAwry: Chaos Rumble has it's own perks.  If nobody knows what's coming, you have an advantage  ... at least I keep telling myself that.
  LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
Dmc3628: classic starts
 YeetTheRich_: !decks
  LRRbot: (17 Feb 2023: Canlander) Tonight's Decks: Nelson - https://www.moxfield.com/decks/ldJKecS450-5RLGPGgW76g Serge - https://www.moxfield.com/decks/YxkxeaTcZkmKk_JkvBTIDA Alex - https://www.moxfield.com/decks/l6MFGJcVw0a1mmbHzxiCqA
mangoalias: jk we love u paul
  LRRbot: Esper Sentinel [W] | Artifact Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | Whenever an opponent casts their first noncreature spell each turn, draw a card unless that player pays {X}, where X is Esper Sentinel's power.
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 AugmentingPath: Rhystic Buddy
 MegaDosX: Esper Sentinel plus equipment seems pretty good
 BrowneePoints: I'd love to see some Sword of For/Fro action
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chaostreader: I mean. Technically Serge has still only cast one equipment. Spear came from saga.
  LRRbot: Grist, the Hunger Tide [1BG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Grist [3] | As long as Grist, the Hunger Tide isn't on the battlefield, it's a 1/1 Insect creature in addition to its other types. / [+1]: Create a 1/1 black and green Insect creature token, then mill a card. If an Insect card was milled this way, put a loyalty counter on Grist and repeat this process. / [−2]: You may sacrifice a creature. When you do, destroy target creature or planeswalker. / [−5]: Each oppone…
TheQuantumMechanic33: creature spell
micalovits: That is a creatyre spell though
Gooseblast: Equipped esper sentinel is the bomb
TheQuantumMechanic33: grist weird
DigitalSeahorse: weird, my phone won't let me use my channel points
 thraximore: oh neat
 MegaDosX: It's an odd spell
TheQuantumMechanic33: its both
 BrowneePoints: Creature on stack yea
ToastyLoaff: oh god
 Alas_Babylon: As long as she isn't on the battlefield, she's a creature
IsSecretlyPaul: its still a creature
 AugmentingPath: The stack is indeed not the battlefield
 niccus: in addition to its other types, but it still sneaks past "noncreature"
 BrowneePoints: Grist does very weird cool things
 ThirdGames: She can also be a commander because of that, I love her
  LRRbot: Luminarch Aspirant [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
 BrowneePoints: yea she can be an Insect Commander cuz of that text too Alex
TheQuantumMechanic33: i love finding her with imperial recruiter
 Alas_Babylon: There is a cooler Insect commander now in her colors, but yeah, she's sweet
  LRRbot: Tarmogoyf [1G] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Tarmogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
Dmc3628: yeah she can be essence scattered and not negated and not duressed
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 BrowneePoints: @Alas_Babylon which one, the doomhive?
 Alas_Babylon: The... I think that's it, the one from J22
  LRRbot: Traverse the Ulvenwald [G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Delirium — If there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, instead search your library for a creature or land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
DigitalSeahorse: cool
 Lyinginbedmon: Is anyone else seeing the framerate get kinda stuttery periodically? Both face cams and table cam
 thraximore: anyone else losing frames?
 BrowneePoints: ooooooh
 BrowneePoints: !card Zask
  LRRbot: Zask, Skittering Swarmlord [3GG] | Legendary Creature — Insect [5/5] | You may play lands and cast Insect spells from your graveyard. / Whenever another Insect you control dies, put it on the bottom of its owner's library, then mill two cards. / {1}{B/G}: Target Insect gets +1/+0 and gains deathtouch until end of turn.
 Lyinginbedmon: That's a yes then
Jadaris: yeah intermittent stuttering here
 Alas_Babylon: @BrowneePoints Yeah, that one!
Haroldholmes25: delirium achieved!
 Lyinginbedmon: 
 MegaDosX: Repeat if it's an insect
  LRRbot: Grist, the Hunger Tide [1BG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Grist [3] | As long as Grist, the Hunger Tide isn't on the battlefield, it's a 1/1 Insect creature in addition to its other types. / [+1]: Create a 1/1 black and green Insect creature token, then mill a card. If an Insect card was milled this way, put a loyalty counter on Grist and repeat this process. / [−2]: You may sacrifice a creature. When you do, destroy target creature or planeswalker. / [−5]: Each oppone…
 MegaDosX: Which is really only relevant in Commander, I suspect
Gooseblast: Cool and good !
micalovits: There are some fun things you can do with grist, and dwarven/goblin recruiter and changelings
 niccus: what are good multitype hits for urzaga
 Alas_Babylon: @BrowneePoints Also Zask and Grist are actually really good friends, you can continually cast Grist from grave and she won't get shuffled back in
 BrowneePoints: artifact creature, artifact land, enchantment creatures, yea it's pretty easy to fire it off
 thraximore: I once cast Reanimate on an opponent's Grist
Alex_Frostfire: Storm God's Oracle was good for the archetype in MH2. Enchantment Creature that bolts a thing when it dies.
 MegaDosX: Neat!
DigitalSeahorse: card reader?
Gooseblast: Lovely
  LRRbot: Lurrus of the Dream-Den [1{W/B}{W/B}] | Legendary Creature — Cat Nightmare [3/2] | Companion — Each permanent card in your starting deck has mana value 2 or less. / Lifelink / During each of your turns, you may cast one permanent spell with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard.
DigitalSeahorse: oh
 cmdrzellgaudis: Combat is important for the aspirant counter
TheInnsanity: mow
 Finalsora811: Kitty!
 Alas_Babylon: Lurrus, Format Breaker
 BrowneePoints: kinda sad the 5 god weapons are the only Enchantment Artifacts
  LRRbot: Wild Growth [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant land / Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional {G}.
 BrowneePoints: would be neat if they finish the cycle
Dmc3628: we near mystic remora level
SciFiAIguy: hell yeah, love that wild growth art
 MegaDosX: Esper Sentinel was mid-pandemic
 MegaDosX: MH2 came out June 2021
 kumatsu: Trusting Serge? Sounds risky
  LRRbot: Expedition Map [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Expedition Map: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Dmc3628: we has drs on upkeep probs right
mangoalias: mh2 was in 20201??? i always thought esper sentinel was an old hate card
 MegaDosX: Nom nom nom
mangoalias: 2021
 MegaDosX: Yeah Esper Sentinel is much more recent than you think
  LRRbot: Needleverge Pathway (back: Pillarverge Pathway) | Land | {T}: Add {R}.
 Alas_Babylon: Big Floppa
  LRRbot: Palace Jailer [2WW] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, you become the monarch. / When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until an opponent becomes the monarch.
 MegaDosX: What'd you call me?
Dmc3628: ye ole manarky
mangoalias: monârchy
 eshplode: Introduce that malarky
 AugmentingPath: Fun fact: we're a monarchy now.  Second fun fact: I'm the monarch
 MegaDosX: Draw for monarch?
micalovits: Monarch draw?
citizen_pain: and a jail, I guess
Dmc3628: uh monarch draw thou
DigitalSeahorse:   kitty
the_aqyrys: imagine drawing on endstep lol
 thraximore: arbor?
 AugmentingPath: Serge should draw for Monarch
ReyKira: 
micalovits: Ehhh, drawing cards is outdated, we only want initiative things!
DigitalSeahorse: 
 MegaDosX: Wow, guess the rest of us are chopped liver
the_aqyrys: LOL
TheQuantumMechanic33: tibalt ftw
DigitalSeahorse: dang
  LRRbot: Dryad Arbor | Land Creature — Forest Dryad [1/1] |
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mangoalias: SERGE you need to DRAW off of MONARCH you FOOL
MintChocDoublin: just twitch chat being twitch chat
the_aqyrys: Yeah, Let me be the rude on serge
 TemporallyAwry: Death to Kings  - but good card-draw.
Gooseblast: G a m i n g
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  LRRbot: Bitterblossom [1B] | Tribal Enchantment — Faerie | At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and create a 1/1 black Faerie Rogue creature token with flying.
 niccus: grist for the... wait, that wasn't mill
DigitalSeahorse:  
 BrowneePoints: So Alex what do you think of Skitterblossom?(Skrelv's hive from the new set)
  LRRbot: Ash Zealot [RR] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/2] | First strike, haste / Whenever a player casts a spell from a graveyard, Ash Zealot deals 3 damage to that player.
mangoalias: bitterblossom! the only card ever printed
  LRRbot: Walking Ballista [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | Walking Ballista enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. / {4}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Walking Ballista. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from Walking Ballista: It deals 1 damage to any target.
Dmc3628: ooh lordie
Logue_Yne: Is Ishkanah in Alex’s deck ?
DigitalSeahorse:   
 niccus: it's hard being king
  LRRbot: Garruk Relentless [3G] (back: Garruk, the Veil-Cursed) | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk [3] | When Garruk Relentless has two or fewer loyalty counters on him, transform him. / [0]: Garruk Relentless deals 3 damage to target creature. That creature deals damage equal to its power to him. / [0]: Create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.
Dmc3628: hail King serge
 Alas_Babylon: Oh yeah, I guess he was the first planeswalker with a passive
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 BrowneePoints: He was
despoilerofsouls: we may not have the initiative but we have this hat
 BrowneePoints: Remember when Arlinn Kord was a really good walker but R/G was just unplayable for her entire standard lifetime?
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Ilyusion: And so began the reign of King Serge but he was to nice and relinquished the throne after someone asked very nicely
DarthRagnar815: Serge looking good with that 
 Alas_Babylon: !card Ishkanah
  LRRbot: Did you mean: Ishkanah, Broodmother; Ishkanah, Grafwidow
 Alas_Babylon: 2
 Alas_Babylon: !card Grafwidow
  LRRbot: Ishkanah, Grafwidow [4G] | Legendary Creature — Spider [3/5] | Reach / Delirium — When Ishkanah, Grafwidow enters the battlefield, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, create three 1/2 green Spider creature tokens with reach. / {6}{B}: Target opponent loses 1 life for each Spider you control.
 MegaDosX: !card ishkanah, grafwidow
  LRRbot: Ishkanah, Grafwidow [4G] | Legendary Creature — Spider [3/5] | Reach / Delirium — When Ishkanah, Grafwidow enters the battlefield, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, create three 1/2 green Spider creature tokens with reach. / {6}{B}: Target opponent loses 1 life for each Spider you control.
 YeetTheRich_: el spidro deliriante
cespiedram: Ishkanah
Dmc3628: pairs with lolth spidey mami
 BrowneePoints: yea 5 power 11 toughness across 4 bodies for 5
JDMan94: man I want to make an Ishkanah commander deck
 Alas_Babylon: I remember when they put Ishkanah in the Innistrad Alchemy set and literally no one played her because she was so bad ;-;
 Alas_Babylon: Did that girl dirty
   LoadingReadyRun: Delirium = see more spiders. That checks out
  LRRbot: Unholy Heat [R] | Instant | Unholy Heat deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. / Delirium — Unholy Heat deals 6 damage instead if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
JDMan94: this deck is full of spiders
  LRRbot: Thalia, Heretic Cathar [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | First strike / Creatures and nonbasic lands your opponents control enter the battlefield tapped.
mitomanox: creetchur
micalovits: !decklist
  LRRbot: (17 Feb 2023: Canlander) Tonight's Decks: Nelson - https://www.moxfield.com/decks/ldJKecS450-5RLGPGgW76g Serge - https://www.moxfield.com/decks/YxkxeaTcZkmKk_JkvBTIDA Alex - https://www.moxfield.com/decks/l6MFGJcVw0a1mmbHzxiCqA
 Alas_Babylon: The boy!
 paronomasiac042: Jerky Dean!
 AugmentingPath: Jorka, Dean
 Alas_Babylon: The girl!
 grgriffin3: Kitty mew mew!
Dmc3628: kitty wielding hammers
Gooseblast: Cat subtheme? 
DigitalSeahorse:   
 paronomasiac042: Kemba Khenduring
ReyKira: ish not seeing a lot of equipment
 BrowneePoints: also Jor has Trample and Kemba gives equipped things +1/+1
  LRRbot: Life from the Loam [1G] | Sorcery | Return up to three target land cards from your graveyard to your hand. / Dredge 3
 AugmentingPath: Kemba picks up hammers real good, is my understanding of that card
Laserbeaks_Fury: Kemba, his arms wide
 Alas_Babylon: She does
TheQuantumMechanic33: dryad arbor enters double tapped
 Alas_Babylon: Land Creature Forest Dryad, no basic to be seen
  LRRbot: Forked Bolt [R] | Sorcery | Forked Bolt deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets.
DigitalSeahorse: 
 niccus: dryad arbor enters flipped
despoilerofsouls: dryad arbor does a backflip
 grgriffin3: Serge running land destruction, what a monster
DigitalSeahorse: aww
 matthaus_c: this is why I love Serge
  LRRbot: Embercleave [4RR] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Flash / This spell costs {1} less to cast for each attacking creature you control. / When Embercleave enters the battlefield, attach it to target creature you control. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has double strike and trample. / Equip {3}
 BrowneePoints: Aspirant Trigger
TheQuantumMechanic33: luminarch
 AugmentingPath: Choo-choo, here comes the airplane
 midnightcurryjazz: ok serge
 Alas_Babylon: No, he is
 BrowneePoints: oh doesn't matter
 Alas_Babylon: Kemba buffs Thalia
code1300: 1/1 counter
 grgriffin3: Embercleave 
Dmc3628: yeah that's death
DigitalSeahorse:  
MintChocDoublin: @grgriffin3 not as bad as his first game against wheeler. a "casual deck" with 4 strip mine 4 sol ring
 matthaus_c: vroom -and- zoom
Dmc3628: thalia smashing as a 5/4 double striker thanks kembs
 YeetTheRich_: apply water to burnt area
 matthaus_c: wham, bam, -and- thank you ma'am
 Alas_Babylon: The Nelly vs The Alex in The The Friday Night Paper the Fight
DigitalSeahorse: 
ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: an edible that allows your D&D character to communicate directly with Twitch chat
 Alas_Babylon: Paper the Fight being my Escape the Fate cover band
 sporkraptor: I need to figure out what I'm having for dinner. 
 Alas_Babylon: How... very oddly specific, LRRbot
ComradeMik: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:06:13.
 grgriffin3: @MintChocDoublin I distinctly remember my introduction to Serge being an old TTC where he discussed his Tabernacle of Pendrell Vale deck, the man is a monster from way back lol
 Alas_Babylon: Dude's a lands player, you can't get more monstrous than that
 sporkraptor: I also need to find a mansion that isn't currently on fire. >___<
 Alas_Babylon: Talkin' Polukranos levels of monstrous
 matthaus_c: Strip Locks and Dark Depths and Tabernacles 
DigitalSeahorse:    
bashcarrier: What up
 Lyinginbedmon: 
DigitalSeahorse: ffff loud ad too
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 MethInJune: Above. Beyond.
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 matthaus_c: I should make a shirt that says Fastbond & Strip Mine & Crucible & Titania 
 Alas_Babylon: & Zuran Orb
 jessieimproved: Hadouken!
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Alas_Babylon: Bond & Mine & Crucible & Titania & Orb.
DigitalSeahorse:   
 BrowneePoints: @matthaus_c Minsc & *oof*
 Alas_Babylon: (... there's six names on that shirt template, right?)
SnowBuddy18: Camel Up Supercup!
 Alas_Babylon: & Vale?
DigitalSeahorse: love this song
 jessicaengle: o/
 matthaus_c: oooh I like & Orb, but & Minsc & Oof is really sweet to cap it off 
Fanklok: What kind of person goes into a public bathroom and has a video playing over their speakers
 Lyinginbedmon: A classic circles tune
 Kaaosa: @Fanklok don't judge me
 Alas_Babylon: There's reasons people don't have earbuds, but I don't know what that is
DigitalSeahorse: 
  Juliamon: earbuds don't fit universally
Dmc3628: could be worse you could have a bud that gets stuck in the ear canal
DigitalSeahorse:  hi
 Lyinginbedmon: Yeah they never fit comfortably for me
  Juliamon cannot wear earbuds
 MegaDosX: Big stompy bois
Alex_Frostfire: I want to see things turn sideways!
 aussie_rob_w: Oh no, did Serge mention Princess Diana again?
ComradeMik: nelly looking dapper as fuck
Gooseblast: Big green bois
 jessicaengle: But one can stop watching video long enough to use a public restroom whether you wear earbuds or not
SnowBuddy18: no blue played tonight
 Lyinginbedmon: Nelly's got that college professor swag
  Juliamon: I do agree, there's no reason to make the rest of the world listen to your shit whilst you shit
DigitalSeahorse: thought sneeze?
  LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
  LRRbot: Channel [GG] | Sorcery | Until end of turn, any time you could activate a mana ability, you may pay 1 life. If you do, add {C}.
 Voidhawk42: Just got here. Was watching the Pro Tour earlier, and it's just amazing how much BETTER the LRR set up for broadcasting paper magic
 thraximore: uhhhh
 MegaDosX: Well.
 YeetTheRich_: spicy
 BrowneePoints: @Juliamon that's why you just shriek at the top of your lungs the entire time
 MegaDosX: That's a hand.
 paronomasiac042: chanel
  LRRbot: Ugin, the Spirit Dragon [8] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ugin [7] | [+2]: Ugin, the Spirit Dragon deals 3 damage to any target. / [−X]: Exile each permanent with mana value X or less that's one or more colors. / [−10]: You gain 7 life, draw seven cards, then put up to seven permanent cards from your hand onto the battlefield.
  LRRbot: Incubation Druid [1G] | Creature — Elf Druid [0/2] | {T}: Add one mana of any type that a land you control could produce. If Incubation Druid has a +1/+1 counter on it, add three mana of that type instead. / {3}{G}{G}: Adapt 3.
  LRRbot: Priest of Titania [1G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G} for each Elf on the battlefield.
 MegaDosX: Nelson with the flim flam attempt 
 philippekav: at least it's an easy choice I guess
  LRRbot: Mishra's Bauble [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Mishra's Bauble: Look at the top card of target player's library. Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
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Dmc3628: kicked off a cliff
 Finalsora811: !card fatal push
  LRRbot: Fatal Push [B] | Instant | Destroy target creature if it has mana value 2 or less. / Revolt — Destroy that creature if it has mana value 4 or less instead if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn.
 AugmentingPath: Big gulf in quality between Nelson's two forests, tbh
dewrules235: Professor Saladin has graced us tonight
  LRRbot: Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Choose a color. Add an amount of mana of that color equal to your devotion to that color.
dewrules235: Salahub*. Darn autocorrect
Dmc3628: best friends with OG tyvar
 Alas_Babylon: Grumgully likes her too
 Alas_Babylon: Or rather, she likes Grumgully
  LRRbot: Life from the Loam [1G] | Sorcery | Return up to three target land cards from your graveyard to your hand. / Dredge 3
ComradeMik: so, is smog the bigger version of black mold?
 Voidhawk42: Nykthos counts as producing any colour for Incubation Druid, right?
 Finalsora811: Correct.
 Alas_Babylon: Yes
 MegaDosX: Interesting question
 Alas_Babylon: You can technically produce any other color of mana, but if your devotion is 0, you don't add any
  LRRbot: Garruk Relentless [3G] (back: Garruk, the Veil-Cursed) | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk [3] | When Garruk Relentless has two or fewer loyalty counters on him, transform him. / [0]: Garruk Relentless deals 3 damage to target creature. That creature deals damage equal to its power to him. / [0]: Create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.
Haroldholmes25: forest pass 
  LRRbot: Incubation Druid [1G] | Creature — Elf Druid [0/2] | {T}: Add one mana of any type that a land you control could produce. If Incubation Druid has a +1/+1 counter on it, add three mana of that type instead. / {3}{G}{G}: Adapt 3.
 aussie_rob_w: Dog friend!
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Alas_Babylon: REL:axed
 RAZRBCK08: it can also tap for 3 colorless if it has a counter
Dmc3628: cards made in the fire era
DigitalSeahorse: kindness
 Alas_Babylon: @RAZRBCK08 That it can't do, colorless is not a color
 MegaDosX: Adapt is only if no counters, yeah
 RAZRBCK08: it just says type of mana not color
Jadaris: we're not playing the pro tour here, the stakes have never been lower
 Alas_Babylon: You are correct, firneod
 MegaDosX: So...Ugin time?
CompleatedPinkie: I was distracted for the first bit of the game. Did Alex crack a fetch? Or are my eyes playing tricks on me?
  LRRbot: Ugin, the Spirit Dragon [8] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ugin [7] | [+2]: Ugin, the Spirit Dragon deals 3 damage to any target. / [−X]: Exile each permanent with mana value X or less that's one or more colors. / [−10]: You gain 7 life, draw seven cards, then put up to seven permanent cards from your hand onto the battlefield.
 TemporallyAwry: First rule of Kitchen-Table: if you're not being friendly, are you really playing with friends 
ReyKira: if you have the mana, can you pay the adapt cost multiple times and get the counters to stack?
 Alas_Babylon: No
Dmc3628: scooze ate something after the fetchsneeze
 LastCenturion: technically it can tap for colorless
 Alas_Babylon: Adapt specifically says that if it doesn't have counters, you can add counters
CompleatedPinkie: Ah. That makes sense.
 345tom: Is this Big  Green with a couple of small splashes? Interested in why the RG fetch
 Finalsora811: !card garruk wilds
  LRRbot: Did you mean: Garruk, Wrath of the Wilds; Garruk Wildspeaker
 Alas_Babylon: @345tom It is very common for even mono-color decks to play fetches
 Finalsora811: !card garruk wildspeaker
  LRRbot: Garruk Wildspeaker [2GG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk [3] | [+1]: Untap two target lands. / [−1]: Create a 3/3 green Beast creature token. / [−4]: Creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain trample until end of turn.
  LRRbot: Maelstrom Pulse [1BG] | Sorcery | Destroy target nonland permanent and all other permanents with the same name as that permanent.
Haroldholmes25: fetches are just that good
 Alas_Babylon: 1 life isn't that big a penalty to reduce your deck size by 1 each
frozenphoenix7: Awoooo
 Alas_Babylon: And they're easy targets for cards like Wrenn and Six
  LRRbot: Avacyn's Pilgrim [G] | Creature — Human Monk [1/1] | {T}: Add {W}.
nightraven949: Both Garuks's are doing the spiderman meme rn
 Welbog: Two Garruks for the price of two Garruks.
  LRRbot: Questing Beast [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Beast [4/4] | Vigilance, deathtouch, haste / Questing Beast can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. / Combat damage that would be dealt by creatures you control can't be prevented. / Whenever Questing Beast deals combat damage to an opponent, it deals that much damage to target planeswalker that player controls.
 Finalsora811: I need a young Garruk and an old Garruk.
ComradeMik: fetches also let you shuffle away bad scrys and whatnot.
Dmc3628: that sure is a QB
frozenphoenix7: Lots of various reasons to manipulate your library too.  Sylvan Library, Courser of Kruphix, etc
 Alas_Babylon: Indeed
 MegaDosX: Wolves are 2/2s?
 thraximore: wellllll
DigitalSeahorse: he's cloning Garruks?
 MegaDosX: So wolves can't block
 MegaDosX: Yeah, QB does that
ComradeMik: which is arguably better than deck thinning in canlander.
 MegaDosX: It's buried in that novel
 thraximore: why does QB hate walkers so much anyway
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: That's part of what that card does.
nightraven949: Questing beast, the creature with too many words
DigitalSeahorse: lol
nightraven949: it's the creature version of Cryptic command
micalovits: It will probably still do it
 RAZRBCK08: Questing Beast does a ridiculous amount of things
 Finalsora811: We need a textless promo of Questing Beast.
  LRRbot: Garruk, the Veil-Cursed (front: Garruk Relentless) | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk | [+1]: Create a 1/1 black Wolf creature token with deathtouch. / [−1]: Sacrifice a creature. If you do, search your library for a creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / [−3]: Creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard.
 Alas_Babylon: Questing Beast I believe is meant to have two abilities per head - three from the ability keywords and three from the extra effects
 Alas_Babylon: It's the most green card they've ever made
frozenphoenix7: The Veil Cursed
 MegaDosX: If WOTC had any guts they'd print a textless Questing Beast
  LRRbot: Utopia Sprawl [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant Forest / As Utopia Sprawl enters the battlefield, choose a color. / Whenever enchanted Forest is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of the chosen color.
ReyKira: Questing beast is from an un-set right, you know the one with 8 versions of the same card each with different languages
 Grinnin_Gin: go on garruk, roll over boy!
  LRRbot: Sylvan Caryatid [1G] | Creature — Plant [0/3] | Defender, hexproof / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
 Alas_Babylon: (Except for that one card that costs GGGGGGGG)
frozenphoenix7: @MegaDosX They already did textless Omnath, don't tempt them
Alex_Frostfire: Reading the card explains the card, but nobody has ever finished reading Questing Beast.
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: @MegaDosX And a textless Cryptic Command.
 thraximore: @Finalsora811 
frozenphoenix7: In fact, if Questing Beast saw significant play in a currently existing format, they'd probably entertain the idea even more tbh.
 MegaDosX: Can't
Haroldholmes25: 
 Finalsora811: @Dread_Pirate_Westley That one exists, though.
 thraximore: @Alas_Babylon why not half that number? 
 MegaDosX: Time to read Questing Beast!
Speedy_Gonzalles: What would a full text Questing Beast look like? As in, like the full text lands.
 Alas_Babylon: @thraximore Because either of those three alone wouldn't make it terribly great lol
DigitalSeahorse: 
DigitalSeahorse: 
 MegaDosX: Questing Beast was pretty good in standard when it came out because WAR was still around with all of them planeswalkers
Haroldholmes25: the huntsman has become the hunted
 Alas_Babylon: I mean... 4/4 Vigilance Deathtouch Haste full-stop isn't awful I guess
 thraximore: @Speedy_Gonzalles it's just the entire text of The Once and Future King
Commodore_Perry_GG: @Speedy_Gonzalles CVS receipt
SnowBuddy18: @speedy_gonzalles it would look like normal Questing Beast
micalovits: 2020 green cards, am I right?
  LRRbot: Shred Memory [1B] | Instant | Exile up to four target cards from a single graveyard. / Transmute {1}{B}{B}
 definenull: the butt prize
nightraven949: !assassin's trophy
 thraximore: !card as foretold
  LRRbot: As Foretold [2U] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, put a time counter on As Foretold. / Once each turn, you may pay {0} rather than pay the mana cost for a spell you cast with mana value X or less, where X is the number of time counters on As Foretold.
micalovits: Awww, that wasn't smog 
 MegaDosX: !card assassin's trophy
  LRRbot: Assassin's Trophy [BG] | Instant | Destroy target permanent an opponent controls. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Haroldholmes25: Nellie can remove 4? ice counters a turn 
 thraximore: that's how it be sometimes
 hidingbox: fair casting this marit lage I see
  LRRbot: Tooth and Nail [5GG] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Search your library for up to two creature cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle. / • Put up to two creature cards from your hand onto the battlefield. / Entwine {2}
 thraximore: UH OH
 thraximore: 
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 luke1x: sweet sixteen
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 thraximore: the classic
 MurphEP: Can I choose just Tooth?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Big Pig!
 thraximore: ah
 definenull: choo choo
TheQuantumMechanic33: the entwine cost is so low
frank_the_great: Now hit em with the Fog
 luke1x: did anyone bring the new atraxa tonight?
DigitalSeahorse: DOOM Squirrels!
 AugmentingPath: Squirrel Growth Hormone
nightraven949: The hit sequel to Cocaine Bear, Methamphetamine squirels
 couchboyj: Would the hermit even notice?  He'd be giant too
Gooseblast: Squirrel gym
 Finalsora811: !card atraxa, grand
  LRRbot: Atraxa, Grand Unifier [3GWUB] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Angel [7/7] | Flying, vigilance, deathtouch, lifelink / When Atraxa, Grand Unifier enters the battlefield, reveal the top ten cards of your library. For each card type, you may put a card of that type from among the revealed cards into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
ThorSokar: It's just Sit-ups, Push-ups, and PLENTY of juice!
 jessieimproved: The Bad Guys is based on a kid's Graphic Novel so yeah
 Alas_Babylon: Too many hamsters for a six year old
 lochnessseammonster: gah but then how can they be toddlers?!
 Alas_Babylon: Yeah, if they can take Puss in Boots, Bad Guys probably is just fine too
 RAZRBCK08: the new puss in Boots movie was great
Dmc3628: last wish was so good
 MegaDosX: @ThorSokar Oh you think you're being /cute/?!
 BrowneePoints: good old copaganda furries
 Alas_Babylon: Zootopia is gud
DigitalSeahorse:   puss n boots
ThorSokar: hahaha
Speedy_Gonzalles: It's like I keep listening to the versions of songs in Sing 1 and 2 but haven't seen either of them.
  Juliamon: As far as copaganda goes, Zootopia's far from the worst
DJSoren19: Alex a furry confirmed? who else memes zootopia?
 Alas_Babylon: Alex is an artist, therefore probably quite exposed to the subculture
CrasherDasher: @DJSoren19 people who know about the comic
  LRRbot: Misty Rainforest | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Misty Rainforest: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
TheInnsanity: you don't have to be a furry to make memes
DigitalSeahorse: next I'm gonna try a Faerie Tale Theater kick
  Juliamon: People who are into real deepfried memes, too
 radio414yesthatone: fun fact the weirdest zootopia memes involve arby's
 YeetTheRich_: i mean ... where is the clip of alex yelling YIFF YIFF YIFF
 Mai_Andra: I liked Sing.  I need to watch the 2nd one.
 AugmentingPath: @TheInnsanity but it helps
 BrowneePoints: Bad Guys is fantastic
 BrowneePoints: Sing 1 was great Sing 2 was meh
  LRRbot: Wild Growth [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant land / Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional {G}.
DigitalSeahorse: poor sleeve
  LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
 Finalsora811: I wish.
 Alas_Babylon: Sleve McDichael
 345tom: nice bop
 Voidhawk42: Yeah, zootopia starts off as copaganda, but then swings into "distrust those who push culture-war agendas" and "our political institutions are not working for you"
micalovits: abundant growth draws a card, but doesn't ramp
  LRRbot: Mind Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Mind Stone: Draw a card.
  LRRbot: Wall of Blossoms [1G] | Creature — Plant Wall [0/4] | Defender / When Wall of Blossoms enters the battlefield, draw a card.
 thraximore: no it's just recycling
 TemporallyAwry: Love that Bird Alter 
 BrowneePoints: @Voidhawk42 nah it starts there and end there
frank_the_great: No no, that wall just needed a hand
  LRRbot: Three Visits [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Speedy_Gonzalles: It's just 0 power, but in certain decks, it hits like a truck.
 thraximore: @frank_the_great 🥁
ToastyLoaff: Better than two visits
 Alas_Babylon: They finally made a reprint of it, didn't they?
  LRRbot: Priest of Titania [1G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G} for each Elf on the battlefield.
 thraximore: yup
 thraximore: the lad!
 Alas_Babylon: Tyvar is sweet af
 BrowneePoints: it's a 2nd copy of Thousand-Year Elixir
Pintyhet: I’ve got it in Pattern Rector right now.
frank_the_great: I love the design for Tyvar. It's an elf card that doesn't say elf
Pintyhet: Still testing but I don’t hate it.
 BrowneePoints: Like, do you know how infrequent we get Thousand-year Elixir effects!?
nightraven949: it makes me want to put in like creature combo with untapping a thing but idk since it's non-repeatable without other shenanigans
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
Speedy_Gonzalles: oof
 BrowneePoints: Mass Hysteria, Concordant Crossraods, Thousand-Year and Tyvar are the only ones I can think of
Speedy_Gonzalles: that one hurts
 hidingbox: welp
 BrowneePoints: Crossroads*
  LRRbot: Arbor Elf [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Untap target Forest.
 Alas_Babylon: gaming!
DigitalSeahorse: 
Gooseblast: Wombo combo 
  LRRbot: Primeval Titan [4GG] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | Trample / Whenever Primeval Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, you may search your library for up to two land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
 Alas_Babylon: Primmy Timmy
 MegaDosX: It's Prime Time!
 Dog_of_Myth: Prime Time
 thraximore: 0_0
  LRRbot: Thespian's Stage | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Thespian's Stage becomes a copy of target land, except it has this ability.
  LRRbot: Dark Depths | Legendary Snow Land | Dark Depths enters the battlefield with ten ice counters on it. / {3}: Remove an ice counter from Dark Depths. / When Dark Depths has no ice counters on it, sacrifice it. If you do, create Marit Lage, a legendary 20/20 black Avatar creature token with flying and indestructible.
 thraximore: and this is why I want a copy of Sheoldred's Edict
 BrowneePoints: *sends Nelly a copy of the Secret Lair Primetime*
CompleatedPinkie: I haven't seen any 2HG videos anywhere online in a while...
 thraximore: marit lage needs to die
nightraven949: Primetime making Maret Large since M11
 thraximore: also Karakas
SeismicLawns: Was happy to see Cedric doing interviews
Speedy_Gonzalles: Marit Lage dies to an unsummon, right?
 panpaladin: Was BDM there?
 Alas_Babylon: Yep, but green/black doesn't have unsummons
 philippekav: Paul and Corey were also there
Jadaris: BDM is retired
 RAZRBCK08: yea Sheoldred's Edict seems very good
nightraven949: @Speedy_Gonzalles yes but unsummon's aren't typically played outside karakas
Speedy_Gonzalles: Fair.
 hidingbox: But their biggest performance in terms of generated revenue is always acting as the spaghetti hidden in the ice
 thraximore: not *everything*
 Finalsora811: !card elvish vision
  LRRbot: Elvish Visionary [1G] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/1] | When Elvish Visionary enters the battlefield, draw a card.
 AugmentingPath: @hidingbox but with no budget for ice
 panpaladin: Sadge. Will continue to miss him, BDM was always so nice to talk to at events
Dmc3628: hoping for that shelly edict
 BrowneePoints: I just love that Thrun and Thrun 2 remain some of the most annoying to remove creatures in the game
 Finalsora811: !card utopia sprawl
  LRRbot: Utopia Sprawl [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant Forest / As Utopia Sprawl enters the battlefield, choose a color. / Whenever enchanted Forest is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of the chosen color.
Speedy_Gonzalles: I've always wanted to get into Canadian Highlander because my card collection is definitely leaning towards singleton because I only play EDH.
DigitalSeahorse:  black pool
 thraximore: @Speedy_Gonzalles EDH is a gateway drug to Canlander
 BrowneePoints: Yea Cheon and Sutcliffe do most of the coverage(at least for limited portions) @panpaladin
 RAZRBCK08: I'm curious if Alex has seen Sheoldred's Edict yet
DigitalSeahorse: meep meep 
 thraximore: @RAZRBCK08 good question
lastspartan607: Just joined is the smog "chain of smog"
 BrowneePoints: Also chat, is Skrelv Other Mother, or since Skrelv goes by He/Him, is he Father of Runes?
 panpaladin: @lastspartan607 yup, the combo
TheQuantumMechanic33: tyvar mill yeah
  LRRbot: Garruk Wildspeaker [2GG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk [3] | [+1]: Untap two target lands. / [−1]: Create a 3/3 green Beast creature token. / [−4]: Creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain trample until end of turn.
Haroldholmes25: @BrowneePoints not step-dad but the dad who stepped up
 Dog_of_Myth: Skrelv is  just a little guy.
Speedy_Gonzalles: Skrelv just tries.
  LRRbot: Solemn Simulacrum [4] | Artifact Creature — Golem [2/2] | When Solemn Simulacrum enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / When Solemn Simulacrum dies, you may draw a card.
 MegaDosX: Sad robot!
Dmc3628: Metal gear sad robot
Speedy_Gonzalles: Sad robot is only sad robot if he's not the Pepsi Man art
Delalelilolu: Solid lacrum
Speedy_Gonzalles: because then he's Pepsi Man.
 panpaladin: Love the Yoji Skinkawa secret lair
lastspartan607: Never thought of chain of smog fairly but if it's your last card its pretty good
 MegaDosX: I always hear the Game Knights "so sad." soundbite whenever I see a Solemn Simulacrum now
 thraximore: oh
  LRRbot: Professor Onyx [4BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana [5] | Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. / [+1]: You lose 1 life. Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. / [−3]: Each opponent sacrifices a creature with the greatest power among creatures that player controls. / [−8]: Each opponent may discard a card. If they d…
Haroldholmes25: !card wall of roots
  LRRbot: Wall of Roots [1G] | Creature — Plant Wall [0/5] | Defender / Put a −0/−1 counter on Wall of Roots: Add {G}. Activate only once each turn.
 thraximore: that is not bad
Speedy_Gonzalles: That kills a marit lage
 thraximore: doesn't solve the issue at hand
nightraven949: That's a start
 thraximore: @Speedy_Gonzalles not at instant speed 
  LRRbot: Chain of Smog [1B] | Sorcery | Target player discards two cards. That player may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
 panpaladin: Oh, she also combos with CoS,doesn't she?
 thraximore: ahhhhhh
 MegaDosX: Oh right this combo
 thraximore: so close
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  LRRbot: Eldrazi Conscription [8] | Tribal Enchantment — Eldrazi Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +10/+10 and has trample and annihilator 2.
 MegaDosX: I remember hearing about that combo when Onyx was revealed in STX spoiler season
frank_the_great: Sidewhat?
SnowBuddy18: Chris Chelios?
DigitalSeahorse: side board
 YeetTheRich_:  this man has a sideboard get em
micalovits: Are you playing the one that makes 1/1 pest also?
 MegaDosX: !decklists
  LRRbot: (17 Feb 2023: Canlander) Tonight's Decks: Nelson - https://www.moxfield.com/decks/ldJKecS450-5RLGPGgW76g Serge - https://www.moxfield.com/decks/YxkxeaTcZkmKk_JkvBTIDA Alex - https://www.moxfield.com/decks/l6MFGJcVw0a1mmbHzxiCqA
Dmc3628: maus secret
 matthaus_c: Mausoleum Secrets
goombalax: Underworld Salvage?
frozenphoenix7: Mausoleum Secrets
goombalax: mausoleum yeah
 Grinnin_Gin: Alex's delirium deck is making him delirious clearly
 Finalsora811: !card Sedgemoor Witch
  LRRbot: Sedgemoor Witch [2B] | Creature — Human Warlock [3/2] | Menace / Ward—Pay 3 life. / Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this creature dies, you gain 1 life."
 CanPlayGames: Alex, Your crown
Speedy_Gonzalles: I love looking at decklists on Moxfield and I own like $100 worth of the cards in all decks.
Dmc3628: bitterheart
 thraximore: !card bitterheart
  LRRbot: Bitterheart Witch [4B] | Creature — Human Shaman [1/2] | Deathtouch / When Bitterheart Witch dies, you may search your library for a Curse card, put it onto the battlefield attached to target player, then shuffle.
 thraximore: oh
Speedy_Gonzalles: I'm 0.01% of the way there
 thraximore: not what I was thinking of
 CanPlayGames: !card Doomed traveler
  LRRbot: Doomed Traveler [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | When Doomed Traveler dies, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
 thraximore: @Speedy_Gonzalles proxies are your friend 
 thraximore: very few people are willing to haul around cardboard with more value than the average used car
 LastCenturion: just saw Nelly is running one of my favorite cards, I'm so excited!
  LRRbot: Utopia Sprawl [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant Forest / As Utopia Sprawl enters the battlefield, choose a color. / Whenever enchanted Forest is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of the chosen color.
Speedy_Gonzalles: Yeah my most valuable EDH deck only sits around $900
  LRRbot: Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Forest in addition to its other land types.
 matthaus_c: Urborg Overlay Body Pillow when
Speedy_Gonzalles: And I still feel uncomfortable carrying it around.
 thraximore: @matthaus_c 
  LRRbot: Sylvan Caryatid [1G] | Creature — Plant [0/3] | Defender, hexproof / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
  LRRbot: Elves of Deep Shadow [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {B}. Elves of Deep Shadow deals 1 damage to you.
ReyKira: @matthaus_c Urborg on one side, Yavimaya on the other
  LRRbot: Gilded Goose [G] | Creature — Bird [0/2] | Flying / When Gilded Goose enters the battlefield, create a Food token. / {1}{G}, {T}: Create a Food token. / {T}, Sacrifice a Food: Add one mana of any color.
 thraximore: @Speedy_Gonzalles that's the tragic thing about the Reserved List: it turns cards from playing pieces into speculative stocks
  LRRbot: Darkblast [B] | Instant | Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / Dredge 3
Pintyhet: Axebane Guardian too
DigitalSeahorse:   
 thraximore: love the darkblast tech
 YeetTheRich_:   
DigitalSeahorse: 
  LRRbot: Traverse the Ulvenwald [G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Delirium — If there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, instead search your library for a creature or land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
 thraximore: sick
 hidingbox: I mean if a goose made bananas, I sure would be interested in that goose
TheQuantumMechanic33:   
 Grinnin_Gin: your goose is cooked nelly
 thraximore: HOLUP when did THIS get added? 
Speedy_Gonzalles: @Speedy_Gonzalles Thankfully don't think I've got anything on the reserve list in the deck, just classic 2021 black cards.
Speedy_Gonzalles: And 2022 black cards.
bradlby: an egg is the banana of a goose
 niccus: i wish Planar Overlay was both a permanent and good so we could have an overlay overlay
DigitalSeahorse: I just watched Jack and the beanstalk too
 MegaDosX: @bradlby Nobody's ever said that before
 Voidhawk42: What if you peeled the banana and there was an uncooked egg inside
ThorSokar: gotta say, geese are kinda shifty
 thraximore: @Speedy_Gonzalles a planeswalker of taste 
Commodore_Perry_GG: vegan eggs
Styxseus: So... What happens if you *plant* the goose banana..?
 proffapoluga: aubergines anyone?
TheQuantumMechanic33: have you seen a goose egg? they just lay bananas
ThorSokar: also, aren't apples tree eggs?
SnowBuddy18: are coconuts tree eggs?
 niccus: i mean, it works for ducks
 omdorastrix: We already do, basically, they're called "Nuts"
DarthRagnar815: Tree eggs are just nuts, no?
 TemporallyAwry: @Voidhawk42 I had to imagine that, thanks for that 
 345tom: there's definitely a crude jopke tehre about laying bananas
Speedy_Gonzalles: @Speedy_Gonzalles Nah I'm a scumbag Esper player.
MintChocDoublin: i mean would the goose bananas still have peels?
TheQuantumMechanic33: who's the big mana deck now nelson
Speedy_Gonzalles: Treggs.
  LRRbot: Witherbloom Apprentice [BG] | Creature — Human Druid [2/2] | Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
frank_the_great: What about eggplants?
 thraximore: oh right the other combo piece
Izandai: 
DigitalSeahorse:  
 Finalsora811: Oh no.
Ammondale: oh noooooo
 hidingbox: I mean do they have the seeds for the tree in them?
 YeetTheRich_: i agree that this is an important question but i refuse to answer
 RAZRBCK08: Alex has found the win condition
  Juliamon: Is a Tropius-grown banana still a bannana
 flamewave7: that could be said of all seeds though...
 thraximore: RIP
MintChocDoublin: you're winning alex are we having fun yet? 
  LRRbot: Liliana, the Last Hope [1BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana [3] | [+1]: Up to one target creature gets −2/−1 until your next turn. / [−2]: Mill two cards, then you may return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / [−7]: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your end step, create X 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens, where X is two plus the number of Zombies you control."
 345tom: yet. you cannot destroy that one yet
Speedy_Gonzalles: Cannot destroy it. "I cast Sinkhole."
Speedy_Gonzalles: Sinkhole is the mono black blow up a land, right?
 thraximore: !card sinkhole
  LRRbot: Sinkhole [BB] | Sorcery | Destroy target land.
MintChocDoublin: yea
 Voidhawk42: Wait, I missed it - what killed Yamivaya?
 thraximore: the OG
 thraximore: wasteland
  LRRbot: Elvish Visionary [1G] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/1] | When Elvish Visionary enters the battlefield, draw a card.
 Voidhawk42: oof
 TemporallyAwry: Is Garruk still around in the story?
  LRRbot: The World Tree | Land | The World Tree enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {G}. / As long as you control six or more lands, lands you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color." / {W}{W}{U}{U}{B}{B}{R}{R}{G}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice The World Tree: Search your library for any number of God cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
 thraximore: any number of em
Haroldholmes25: yep
Izandai: Any number of gods.
 Voidhawk42: *Any number* of Gods
Speedy_Gonzalles: Any number of gods is the funny bit
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  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, MaxLSilver! (Today's storm count: 61)
 narset6691: as many as u have, not a
 thraximore: I won a commander deck with that card last night, was a fun combo
TheQuantumMechanic33: is that just for golos?
 narset6691: BRING OUT ALL THE GODS
 thraximore: commander game*
 RAZRBCK08: that part isn't relevant for almost anyone but yea it is all the gods you want
ReyKira: What about my Egyptian god cards.
Speedy_Gonzalles: @thraximore I once stifled an activation of it in EDH.
Speedy_Gonzalles: They did not like that.
 thraximore: yowza 
goombalax: I'm having a crisis of faith, I am searching for any number of gods
  LRRbot: Llanowar Tribe [GGG] | Creature — Elf Druid [3/3] | {T}: Add {G}{G}{G}.
Dmc3628: three of them in a trenchcoat
 philippekav: 3 elves in a very long trench coat
 Mr_Horrible: Llanowtite evolved into Llanowton
  LRRbot: Nissa, Vastwood Seer [2G] (back: Nissa, Sage Animist) | Legendary Creature — Elf Scout [2/2] | When Nissa, Vastwood Seer enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic Forest card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, if you control seven or more lands, exile Nissa, then return her to the battlefield transformed under her owner's control.
MintChocDoublin: that sounds like an awesome alter 
Speedy_Gonzalles: @thraximore My favourite commander moments have been stifling the World Tree activation and Deflecting Swatting the Door to Nothingness.
  LRRbot: Hexdrinker [G] | Creature — Snake [2/1] | Level up {1} / LEVEL 3-7 / 4/4 / Protection from instants / LEVEL 8+ / 6/6 / Protection from everything
 Mr_Horrible: just chugging those hexes
 computercolinx: why didnt the llanowar tribe stop the latest phyrexian invasion 
 thraximore: @Speedy_Gonzalles  oh MY
Haroldholmes25: !card lili last hope
  LRRbot: Liliana, the Last Hope [1BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana [3] | [+1]: Up to one target creature gets −2/−1 until your next turn. / [−2]: Mill two cards, then you may return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / [−7]: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your end step, create X 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens, where X is two plus the number of Zombies you control."
Speedy_Gonzalles: @thraximore Wonderful discovery of "Oh it's... not opponent. It's target player."
 niccus: how many of serge's cards woulda been annihilated by darkblast?
 thraximore: 
  LRRbot: Questing Beast [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Beast [4/4] | Vigilance, deathtouch, haste / Questing Beast can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. / Combat damage that would be dealt by creatures you control can't be prevented. / Whenever Questing Beast deals combat damage to an opponent, it deals that much damage to target planeswalker that player controls.
Haroldholmes25: love darkblast value
Commodore_Perry_GG: 🐍
Speedy_Gonzalles: Hovermyr lives through Darkblast, doesn't it?
lastspartan607: @Speedy_Gonzalles Yep, that's why it's one of the most resilient threat in the format
 BrowneePoints: So for Alex and Nelly, Conceptually, which remaining set are you most excited for this year: March/Aftermath, Lord of the Rings, Wilds of Eldraine, Lost Caverns of Ixalan
MintChocDoublin: the zombie hoards a coming
 Mattmitchell45: Legion?
  LRRbot: Hedron Archive [4] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Hedron Archive: Draw two cards.
 TemporallyAwry: @BrowneePoints Isn't Dr.Who this year too?
 matthaus_c: Questing Beast leaping and bounding across the Field of the Dead
 BrowneePoints: @TemporallyAwry yes but i'm talking specifically Traditional Sets
 TemporallyAwry: Ah - story stuff, gotcha 
 BrowneePoints: not just story. Draft sets. Lord of the Rings will be a draft set but is NOT part of the story lol
ToastyLoaff: I kinda want a Phyrexian Arena with flavor text "Greatness at a static cost"
DigitalSeahorse: 
ReyKira: doesn't questing beast have lifelink?
 MegaDosX: Yeah Questing Beast was a great answer for a couple of things in standard at the time, between FotD and the WAR proliferation of walkers
 RAZRBCK08: no
 RAZRBCK08: thankfully
 TemporallyAwry: @BrowneePoints in fairness to me - I can barely play the game at the best of times.
Speedy_Gonzalles: @ReyKira Nah, it's banding it's got.
 MegaDosX: Questing Beast gains new abilities every time you read its text
micalovits: !card beseech the queen
  LRRbot: Beseech the Queen [{2/B}{2/B}{2/B}] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card with mana value less than or equal to the number of lands you control, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
 Finalsora811: !card dryad's rev
  LRRbot: Dryad's Revival [2G] | Sorcery | Return target card from your graveyard to your hand. / Flashback {4}{G}
ComradeMik: diabolic intent?
ComradeMik: he's got it. nm
bradlby: Shred Memory?
Tiny_Genius_: @ReyKira Pretty sure its actually Protection from Homarids
DigitalSeahorse: 3 player?
 MegaDosX: https://questingbeast.dingusegg.com/
 matthaus_c: it's impressive that Alex managed to win through QB's Annihilator
Dmc3628: yugi rules
 BrowneePoints: At the stroke of 7 Alex becomes a Pumpkin
  LRRbot: Noble Hierarch [G] | Creature — Human Druid [0/1] | Exalted / {T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.
despoilerofsouls: vampire survivors is so addicting
 definenull: they will start to play you out like in the award shows
ThorSokar: Vampire Survivors is great, the numbers go UP in a very satisfying fashion
  LRRbot: Bitterblossom [1B] | Tribal Enchantment — Faerie | At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and create a 1/1 black Faerie Rogue creature token with flying.
 niccus: at 6:59 put a Divine Intervention on the field
DigitalSeahorse: the chime in Labyrinth?
 LithelyUnshod: The hourly dong
 BrowneePoints: they don't have Snitties can't tell
 Finalsora811: @LithelyUnshod Phrasing?
 LithelyUnshod: @Finalsora811 I stand by it
StreamTeam3000: hey there, are the actual decklists that are played here online? some1 got a link for me? via pm or something?
  LRRbot: Nature's Lore [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
 BrowneePoints: OOOOO
Speedy_Gonzalles: that is a beautiful natures lore
 Finalsora811: !decklists
  LRRbot: (17 Feb 2023: Canlander) Tonight's Decks: Nelson - https://www.moxfield.com/decks/ldJKecS450-5RLGPGgW76g Serge - https://www.moxfield.com/decks/YxkxeaTcZkmKk_JkvBTIDA Alex - https://www.moxfield.com/decks/l6MFGJcVw0a1mmbHzxiCqA
 BrowneePoints: Love that Nature's Lore
 thraximore: 🦉
 BrowneePoints: Flareon is the weakest
 Alas_Babylon: I imagine most oozes would be Water type
 BrowneePoints: cuz it's a phys attacking fire type
StreamTeam3000: @Finalsora811 thx 
despoilerofsouls: i think muk is as close to an ooze as possible
lastspartan607: Flareon in tcg is pretty dece tho
  LRRbot: Eternal Witness [1GG] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | When Eternal Witness enters the battlefield, you may return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
 Alas_Babylon: oh yeah, duh
 MegaDosX: Nelson eating his food so Alex can't steal it
 thraximore: @MegaDosX 
 MegaDosX: !card ignoble hierarch
  LRRbot: Ignoble Hierarch [G] | Creature — Goblin Shaman [0/1] | Exalted / {T}: Add {B}, {R}, or {G}.
 MegaDosX: Oh it's a 0/1, huh
 niccus: pokemon cards each do like 10 damage minimum, they're broken
  LRRbot: Maelstrom Pulse [1BG] | Sorcery | Destroy target nonland permanent and all other permanents with the same name as that permanent.
DigitalSeahorse: someone tell my joints to cool it 
   LoadingReadyRun: Vampire Survivors is cool. I think I've pretty much done all there is to do in it at this point, though
  LRRbot: Boreal Druid [G] | Snow Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {C}.
 niccus: unfortunately they keep patching in new things to do
 MegaDosX: !card casualties of war
  LRRbot: Casualties of War [2BBGG] | Sorcery | Choose one or more — / • Destroy target artifact. / • Destroy target creature. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Destroy target land. / • Destroy target planeswalker.
lastspartan607: Desert tornado
ThorSokar: Ion Cannon?
  LRRbot: Liliana, the Last Hope [1BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana [3] | [+1]: Up to one target creature gets −2/−1 until your next turn. / [−2]: Mill two cards, then you may return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / [−7]: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your end step, create X 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens, where X is two plus the number of Zombies you control."
 UnkeptFlea: casualties of war feels like a bigger gun
 kumatsu: Pernicious Deed?
despoilerofsouls: @LoadingReadyRun you say that but wait until the next update/dlc
Speedy_Gonzalles: Liliana's a pretty big gun.
 MegaDosX: Casualties of War is a full artillery assault
ReyKira: the new Lux Artillery is pretty big
 MurphEP: 
 matthaus_c: Ruination is a pretty big gun
MintChocDoublin: windgrace's judgement for the commander players 😅
   LoadingReadyRun: @LoadingReadyRun that's true. The new bat level was fun
 matthaus_c: is horse big gun
 MegaDosX: What about the Galaxy Gun? Or the Darksaber (not the lightsaber one from The Mandalorian)?
 YeetTheRich_: mobile version is free btw
 niccus: it was just added to mobile for free, yeah
Hellishdream: It's on gamepass, so you can play it on your phone.
  LRRbot: Chord of Calling [XGGG] | Instant | Convoke / Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
 the_one_and_only_kim: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:57:59.
 MegaDosX: Oh I know! The Sun Crusher! That's a bigger gun
 niccus: it's uhhhhhhh dangerous to keep on your phone
 hidingbox: no questing beast?
 thraximore: !card suncrusher
  LRRbot: Suncrusher [9] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/3] | Sunburst / {4}, {T}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Suncrusher: Destroy target creature. / {2}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Suncrusher: Return Suncrusher to its owner's hand.
  LRRbot: Grist, the Hunger Tide [1BG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Grist [3] | As long as Grist, the Hunger Tide isn't on the battlefield, it's a 1/1 Insect creature in addition to its other types. / [+1]: Create a 1/1 black and green Insect creature token, then mill a card. If an Insect card was milled this way, put a loyalty counter on Grist and repeat this process. / [−2]: You may sacrifice a creature. When you do, destroy target creature or planeswalker. / [−5]: Each oppone…
MintChocDoublin: what if life totals are tied when the clock strikes 7?
 thraximore: one of my favorite cards as a kid
   LoadingReadyRun: @Hellishdream I don't think Cloud gaming vampire survivor works too well
 Finalsora811: @MintChocDoublin Tie.
MintChocDoublin: didn't alex win a muffin last game?
 LastCenturion: YES
micalovits: And play a wyrm???
  LRRbot: Panglacial Wurm [5GG] | Creature — Wurm [9/5] | Trample / While you're searching your library, you may cast Panglacial Wurm from your library.
micalovits: Yeeeees!
 MegaDosX: Oh.
 LastCenturion: Nelly, you're my hero
 YeetTheRich_: 
 matthaus_c: YESSS
 Dog_of_Myth: It's ya boi
 thraximore: holy CRAP
MintChocDoublin:  noice
bradlby: wowie zowie
 Alas_Babylon: The BIG BOY!
 Fruan: whaaaaaaat
DigitalSeahorse: yes Alex is owed a muff8n
 kumatsu: Nelly in there for the judge calls
 eshplode: 
despoilerofsouls: panglacial wurm aka judges nightmare
 hidingbox: wowza
 Sogheim: no one expects Panglacial Wurm
 TemporallyAwry: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  6:59 PM
 matthaus_c: holy fuck Nelson is the coolest person on Earth tonight
frank_the_great: I always love this card for weird judge interactions
 MegaDosX: Nobody expects the Spanish Panglacial Wurm
 niccus: why is nelly playing with his judge's tower deck
 Alas_Babylon: The only card in the entire game that works this way
DigitalSeahorse: nice
RedBoss11: the most brain melting card in mtg
  LRRbot: Llanowar Visionary [2G] | Creature — Elf Druid [2/2] | When Llanowar Visionary enters the battlefield, draw a card. / {T}: Add {G}.
Alex_Frostfire: Coldsnap had a few of those weird cards.
 TemporallyAwry: It's very much one of those "Totally Black Border Un-Card" from back in the days
 Voidhawk42: Now talk about the interaction with Sylvala
 matthaus_c: hmmm Panglacial Wurm in a Judge's Tower
  LRRbot: Arbor Elf [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Untap target Forest.
 matthaus_c: that would be tasty
  LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Alex_Frostfire: Like Cumulative Upkeep - Gain control of a land you don't control.
 Voidhawk42: !card Sylvala
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 Cartographers_Ink: I had no idea this card existed!
 Sogheim: oh no, that sounds like a fun card, Nelson. "only has flash while you're searching your library" is some interesting design space
 Finalsora811: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  7:00 PM
micalovits: !time
  Juliamon: "Yaaay you found me! Let's go trample over the enemy!"
Cptasparagus: @Voidhawk42 !card selvala
MintChocDoublin: imagine panglacial in judges tower, you never see the wurm. but still lose for not casting it @matthaus_c
Speedy_Gonzalles: @Alex_Frostfire That's the demon that steals everyone's lands and then dies and gives them all back, right?
despoilerofsouls: it feels like one of those (it works) custom cards
 Voidhawk42: !card Selvala, heart
  LRRbot: Selvala, Heart of the Wilds [1GG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Scout [2/3] | Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, its controller may draw a card if its power is greater than each other creature's power. / {G}, {T}: Add X mana in any combination of colors, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.
  LRRbot: Grapple with the Past [1G] | Instant | Mill three cards, then you may return a creature or land card from your graveyard to your hand.
 matthaus_c: @MintChocDoublin yesss that makes me so happy
Cptasparagus: hmm apparently bot commands in replies dont work
 Voidhawk42: !card Selvala, explo
  LRRbot: Selvala, Explorer Returned [1GW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Scout [2/4] | Parley — {T}: Each player reveals the top card of their library. For each nonland card revealed this way, add {G} and you gain 1 life. Then each player draws a card.
 TheMandrew: is something off screen next to bitterblossam?
 hidingbox: Actual Emmy
Speedy_Gonzalles: Liliana
 thraximore: oop
Haroldholmes25: Liliana last hope
 thraximore: that is something major
Alex_Frostfire: @Alex_Frostfire Yep! Though Herald of Leshrac is an Avatar, not a Demon.
 MegaDosX: Did Alex forget to tick Lili?
 TheMandrew: Thanks Alex 
Speedy_Gonzalles: @MegaDosX Downticked to mill I believe.
 MegaDosX: Ah
 BjjBrain: ah yes
  LRRbot: Nissa, Vastwood Seer [2G] (back: Nissa, Sage Animist) | Legendary Creature — Elf Scout [2/2] | When Nissa, Vastwood Seer enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic Forest card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, if you control seven or more lands, exile Nissa, then return her to the battlefield transformed under her owner's control.
DigitalSeahorse:  
 thraximore: 
Speedy_Gonzalles: Gotta get your 5-a-day misplays.
Alex_Frostfire: Or how about Haakon, Stromgald Scourge, where you may cast it from your graveyard but not anywhere else?
 MegaDosX: To be fair Alex, you are playing with the Streamer Debuff, so misplays can be forgiven
 Finalsora811: @Speedy_Gonzalles Those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump those numbers up.
despoilerofsouls: I remember Vastwood Seer being realy good in origins standard elves
 niccus: there's the less popular Cranapple with the Past
  LRRbot: Elves of Deep Shadow [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {B}. Elves of Deep Shadow deals 1 damage to you.
Alex_Frostfire: Coldsnap was Time Spiral levels of weird, if not moreso if you ask me.
  LRRbot: Emrakul, the Aeons Torn [{15}] | Legendary Creature — Eldrazi [15/15] | This spell can't be countered. / When you cast this spell, take an extra turn after this one. / Flying, protection from spells that are one or more colors, annihilator 6 / When Emrakul, the Aeons Torn is put into a graveyard from anywhere, its owner shuffles their graveyard into their library.
DigitalSeahorse: 
 MegaDosX: "I have a flying creature" *reveals Emrakul*
 MegaDosX: How about that.
DigitalSeahorse: tied
lastspartan607: Turns out 15 is a lot
Speedy_Gonzalles: Any graveyard order matter cards?
Dmc3628: yeah canibalizing your yard is a real liability
AmazingChest: banana man
 thraximore: 
 MegaDosX: !card kibo
  LRRbot: Kibo, Uktabi Prince [2G] | Legendary Creature — Monkey Noble [2/2] | {T}: Each player creates a colorless artifact token named Banana with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add {R} or {G}. You gain 2 life." / Whenever an artifact an opponent controls is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control that's an Ape or Monkey. / Whenever Kibo attacks, defending player sacrifices an artifact.
 MegaDosX: Wanna take that one again Alex?
 CanPlayGames: Theres a guy at my local farmers market that sells freeze dried bananas. They trick my brain into thinking its candy
DigitalSeahorse: 
despoilerofsouls: I feel like its gotten to the point that "sexy man" is too broad for describing mtg cards
Speedy_Gonzalles: I mean card art has caused some weird discussions. Especially in recent times with the question on everyone's mind that is "Is that considered a hat?"
 thraximore: @despoilerofsouls utopia, at last
AmazingChest: @despoilerofsouls on the other hand if you say "sexy woman" you're obviously talking about Pashalik Mons
 Alas_Babylon: @AmazingChest Not Wort? C'mon
 thraximore: @AmazingChest wait you're not minkserella
despoilerofsouls: @AmazingChest or emrakul depending on your tastes
 thraximore: minksterella*
Speedy_Gonzalles: Or Rosnakht?
Speedy_Gonzalles: kobold waifu
 Alas_Babylon: New Kemba's up in the rankings
Speedy_Gonzalles: What are the official rulings on what is considered a hat in magic?
adambomb625: what's the worst card that's  worth a point in Canlander?
 Alas_Babylon: There has to be something written for Unfinity about that
 Alas_Babylon: Clothing designed specifically for wearing on the head I believe is the "official" ruling
despoilerofsouls: theres a scryfall search type:creature art:hat
Speedy_Gonzalles: So a bucket on the head of the person in my magic art would not have a hat..
 thraximore: @Alas_Babylon ... glasses? 
 Alas_Babylon: https://infinite.tcgplayer.com/article/What-are-Hats-in-MTG-s-Unfinity/33d40026-80a3-419c-ac3f-5c2f98141eaa/
 Alas_Babylon: "While it may seem trivial, a hat is a garment worn on the head that isn't part of another garment. Unfortunately, facemasks and hoodies do not count but wigs and headbands do when it comes to utilizing hats with Unfinity."
adambomb625: glasses are only a hat when worn on top of the head, not in front
  LRRbot: Noble Hierarch [G] | Creature — Human Druid [0/1] | Exalted / {T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.
despoilerofsouls: @Alas_Babylon Magic is a serious game for serious people
 MegaDosX: Oh is there a story here?
 MegaDosX: 
  LRRbot: Giver of Runes [W] | Creature — Kor Cleric [1/2] | {T}: Another target creature you control gains protection from colorless or from the color of your choice until end of turn.
 Dog_of_Myth: Big Mood there Serge
 matthaus_c: Brenda
 matthaus_c: "you can call me mom" "okay, Brenda"
Frostwriter111: steppy?
 BrowneePoints: so is Skrelv Other Mother or Father of Runes Nelly and Serge?
  LRRbot: Llanowar Tribe [GGG] | Creature — Elf Druid [3/3] | {T}: Add {G}{G}{G}.
RedBoss11: skrelv is skrep mom?
adambomb625: I have taken a nap during a tournament before. ended up winning!
  LRRbot: Tithe Taker [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | During your turn, spells your opponents cast cost {1} more to cast and abilities your opponents activate cost {1} more to activate unless they're mana abilities. / Afterlife 1
DigitalSeahorse: ew 
 Sogheim: !deck
AmazingChest: big tapout energy
  LRRbot: Nissa, Vastwood Seer [2G] (back: Nissa, Sage Animist) | Legendary Creature — Elf Scout [2/2] | When Nissa, Vastwood Seer enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic Forest card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, if you control seven or more lands, exile Nissa, then return her to the battlefield transformed under her owner's control.
 BrowneePoints: I love that Nissa so much
 BrowneePoints: fun memories of Standard with her
Speedy_Gonzalles: Can't see the forest for the... Forests?
 Finalsora811: I just realized. Are all Nelson's basics different art?
  LRRbot: Bonecrusher Giant // Stomp | Bonecrusher Giant [2R] | Creature — Giant [4/3] | Whenever Bonecrusher Giant becomes the target of a spell, Bonecrusher Giant deals 2 damage to that spell's controller. // Stomp [1R] | Instant — Adventure | Damage can't be prevented this turn. Stomp deals 2 damage to any target.
 MegaDosX: Big steppy
despoilerofsouls: Origins standard was one of my favourites for sure
  LRRbot: Hedron Archive [4] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Hedron Archive: Draw two cards.
 MegaDosX: That is so much mana
 couchboyj: Stepping time
  LRRbot: Thalia, Heretic Cathar [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | First strike / Creatures and nonbasic lands your opponents control enter the battlefield tapped.
 thraximore: @MegaDosX well it's not *little* green
 MegaDosX: A turn late for that Cradle entering 
 aussie_rob_w: i love this frazy cormat
 BrowneePoints: the D&T core
ReyKira: I thought Hovermyr was an aggro card, not a D&T card
 couchboyj: Serge on pokey sticks and taxes
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 MegaDosX: Card reader doesn't like foils I don't think
  LRRbot: Sakura-Tribe Elder [1G] | Creature — Snake Shaman [1/1] | Sacrifice Sakura-Tribe Elder: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
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 HadesLeprechaun: thats the ahmonkhet version
 MegaDosX: One snake is hugging the other one
  LRRbot: Faithless Looting [R] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}
  LRRbot: Unholy Heat [R] | Instant | Unholy Heat deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. / Delirium — Unholy Heat deals 6 damage instead if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
despoilerofsouls: You should have more faith in your deck, surge.
  LRRbot: Panglacial Wurm [5GG] | Creature — Wurm [9/5] | Trample / While you're searching your library, you may cast Panglacial Wurm from your library.
 MegaDosX: It's back!
 thraximore: there we goooo
 Mattmitchell45: A SURPRISE both times
 MegaDosX: Fun fact, so did Alex
  LRRbot: Mosswort Bridge | Land | Hideaway 4 / Mosswort Bridge enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {G}. / {G}, {T}: You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if creatures you control have total power 10 or greater.
 MegaDosX: That's...definitely a choice
 thraximore: ah
 thraximore: well
AmazingChest: yep
 BrowneePoints: They got errated with the pre Capenna secret lair
 couchboyj: The lands work the same
despoilerofsouls: i believe its now just hideaway x
 Alas_Babylon: Hideaway can now have different numbers
 Alas_Babylon: The enchantments have Hideaway 5
 Finalsora811: Hideaway used to make the permanent enter tapped, but now it's just on the card. But otherwise, it works all the same.
Scholaris1: 
 DudelidouX: only random at the bottom.
AmazingChest: hideaway was always 4 cards and always tapped
goldensunkn1ght5: Yahallo what's up
 BrowneePoints: yea it got errated to Hideaway 4 and it doesn't always etb tapped
 ThirdGames: They also changed it from Hideaway to Hideaway X
  LRRbot: Waste Land | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Waste Land: Destroy target nonbasic land. That land's controller creates a Wastes token.
 BrowneePoints: the pre New Cappena Secret Lair Hideaway lands had the errata
  LRRbot: Bonecrusher Giant // Stomp | Bonecrusher Giant [2R] | Creature — Giant [4/3] | Whenever Bonecrusher Giant becomes the target of a spell, Bonecrusher Giant deals 2 damage to that spell's controller. // Stomp [1R] | Instant — Adventure | Damage can't be prevented this turn. Stomp deals 2 damage to any target.
 thraximore: IIRC it's because they didn't have room in the text box to do it normally
 thraximore: so it was a bit of a workaround
 MegaDosX: Imagine giving Steve Cleave
  LRRbot: Artisan of Kozilek [9] | Creature — Eldrazi [10/9] | When you cast this spell, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Annihilator 2
 MegaDosX: Hideaway cards cast, yeah
AmazingChest: hideaway casts for free
  LRRbot: Mosswort Bridge | Land | Hideaway 4 / Mosswort Bridge enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {G}. / {G}, {T}: You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if creatures you control have total power 10 or greater.
  LRRbot: Nissa, Vastwood Seer [2G] (back: Nissa, Sage Animist) | Legendary Creature — Elf Scout [2/2] | When Nissa, Vastwood Seer enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic Forest card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, if you control seven or more lands, exile Nissa, then return her to the battlefield transformed under her owner's control.
 MegaDosX: "Just Nissa" 
 MegaDosX: Also Serge staring down Annihilator if he can't get rid of that Eldrazi
 BrowneePoints: just peeking over the trees
 BrowneePoints: trying to hdie
JorgeDubya: It was hiding under the bridge
 BrowneePoints: hide*
 AdamYMHMI: Just an eldrazi holding a stick with some leaves in front of it
 Sogheim: some bridges have trolls, but this one had an Eldrazi
 couchboyj: The eldrazi must have been awful flexible to hide down there
Dmc3628: just does don't question
  LRRbot: Priest of Titania [1G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G} for each Elf on the battlefield.
Speedy_Gonzalles: Artisan of Kozilek doesn't hide under the bridge... It IS the bridge.
3and4fifths: The tree in the art is the mosswort troll's arms!
 thraximore: they can move extra-dimensionally, I'm sure it's no problem for them
 AdamYMHMI: Alternately, "it painted its toenails red"
 MegaDosX: Also known as a Sacred Foundry
   LoadingReadyRun: Artisan paints a picture of a bridge on its belly
 MegaDosX: "Why's this bridge so fleshy?" @LoadingReadyRun
DigitalSeahorse: bongle! 
  LRRbot: Koll, the Forgemaster [RW] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Warrior [2/2] | Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, if it was enchanted or equipped, return it to its owner's hand. / Creature tokens you control that are enchanted or equipped get +1/+1.
eh_yo_flake: Nelly you rule
 MegaDosX: It doesn't remove an Eldrazi
Speedy_Gonzalles: "Why is this bridge made of flesh?" "Don't ask questions, Dave."
  LRRbot: Faithless Looting [R] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}
 Alas_Babylon: Wait, For Mirrodin... Koll is halfway decent now!
 MegaDosX: !card tithe taker
  LRRbot: Tithe Taker [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | During your turn, spells your opponents cast cost {1} more to cast and abilities your opponents activate cost {1} more to activate unless they're mana abilities. / Afterlife 1
 Finalsora811: George Michael, Nelly. Yeah.
 MegaDosX: Tithe Taker at least gives Annihilator fodder if it dies, but yeah, Serge is in some trouble
ReyKira: it's before 11, Serge is not allowed to math
 hidingbox: off by 6 oreders of magnitude
 MegaDosX: Turns out Annihilator is just a miserable mechanic
Speedy_Gonzalles: I think I just wrote a joke involving someone named "Dave" at the exact same time Paul said one.
   LoadingReadyRun: @ReyKira its always before 11 somewhere
 BrowneePoints: eyyy can we pick a better word than lame plz and thanks
  LRRbot: Finale of Devastation [XGG] | Sorcery | Search your library and/or graveyard for a creature card with mana value X or less and put it onto the battlefield. If you search your library this way, shuffle. If X is 10 or more, creatures you control get +X/+X and gain haste until end of turn.
bradlby: thats a lot of damage
 MegaDosX: Kablam goes Finale of Devastation
AmazingChest: coulda done it for 10 for extra deadness
 MegaDosX: Finale has always been a beating
 MegaDosX: Hoof just makes it even more of a beating
 BrowneePoints: Finale makes me wish we get standard playable Dinos in Lost Caverns
 matthaus_c: Ferocidon reprint
 matthaus_c: 
 MegaDosX: @matthaus_c 
 BrowneePoints: Dinosaurs that feel like dinosaurs and not efficient stax pieces*
 BrowneePoints: Specifically to hurt Matthaus*
despoilerofsouls: I unironically hope we get a Dreadmaw reprint
 BrowneePoints: give me a Dunkleosteus legendary Fish
  LRRbot: Lion Sash [1W] | Artifact Creature — Equipment Cat [1/1] | {W}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a permanent card, put a +1/+1 counter on Lion Sash. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each +1/+1 counter on Lion Sash. / Reconfigure {2}
 MegaDosX: Against Alex that would have been an excellent T1
  LRRbot: Mox Diamond [0] | Artifact | If Mox Diamond would enter the battlefield, you may discard a land card instead. If you do, put Mox Diamond onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
 Finalsora811: Hey! An equipment. This is the SECOND one Serge has cast this night.
 MurphEP:   Ancient Tomb
  LRRbot: Sakura-Tribe Elder [1G] | Creature — Snake Shaman [1/1] | Sacrifice Sakura-Tribe Elder: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: Shadowspear [1] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Equip {2}
ReyKira: Hacks, 3rd equipment
  LRRbot: Hedron Archive [4] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Hedron Archive: Draw two cards.
despoilerofsouls: there are dozens of them, dozens
  LRRbot: Faithless Looting [R] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}
 MegaDosX: People have found an Arena glitch where the new Kemba lets you equip and equipment to a cat that ETBs, and when attempting to equip Lion Sash to itself it crashes the game
  LRRbot: Woodland Bellower [4GG] | Creature — Beast [6/5] | When Woodland Bellower enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a nonlegendary green creature card with mana value 3 or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
 MegaDosX: Spicy
  LRRbot: Reclamation Sage [2G] | Creature — Elf Shaman [2/1] | When Reclamation Sage enters the battlefield, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.
 MegaDosX: Oh shit, yeah that's a great get
 MegaDosX: Green goes vroom
despoilerofsouls: are we sure this isn't origins standard?
Gooseblast: Pro strat to confuse Paul to get a win 
IAmEverything: I looked away for a SECOND what happened?!
 matthaus_c: Cankerbloom sure is sweet but doesn't quite achieve the same fun as Rec Sage
 TemporallyAwry: Did someone say eggs? 
Iam_Dead: you're playing eggs?
despoilerofsouls: they could be bananas?
 BrowneePoints: Speaking of Ixalan gosh I'd love a new Dinotopia Show or *fingers crossed* Movie
 MegaDosX: @IAmEverything Nelson ramped into a six drop that also found Rec Sage to the battlefield, killed Serge's only creature, and had Tooth and Nail, the squirrel guy,  and a lot of mana so had a win in two turns
 BrowneePoints: also I just realized if they did a Redwall UB I would cry and my wallet would hurt
 Finalsora811: I like Serge's cup.
 couchboyj: I'd prefer a Dinosaurs revival myself, but Dinotopia is also acceptable.
  LRRbot: Once Upon a Time [1G] | Instant | If this spell is the first spell you've cast this game, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. / Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
 Mattmitchell45: @BrowneePoints Would be Warrior Cats 
 Mattmitchell45: Amazing Alter
StreamTeam3000: @LoadingReadyRun what is the first target Nelson is gettin with natural order (in a blind situation?)
   LoadingReadyRun: @BrowneePoints Redwall deck has got to be RW weenies and Food tokens
  LRRbot: Llanowar Tribe [GGG] | Creature — Elf Druid [3/3] | {T}: Add {G}{G}{G}.
  LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
  LRRbot: Koll, the Forgemaster [RW] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Warrior [2/2] | Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, if it was enchanted or equipped, return it to its owner's hand. / Creature tokens you control that are enchanted or equipped get +1/+1.
 BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun G/W/r Food Tokens, and of Course...Rat Pirates Paul
 matthaus_c: name starts with K, likes hammers...
  LRRbot: Solitude [3WW] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Flash / Lifelink / When Solitude enters the battlefield, exile up to one other target creature. That creature's controller gains life equal to its power. / Evoke—Exile a white card from your hand.
 BrowneePoints: Functional Reprint of Berserk but it's the Badger's Eulalia battle cry
despoilerofsouls: that koll art is very "movie poster" isn't it
  LRRbot: Unholy Heat [R] | Instant | Unholy Heat deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. / Delirium — Unholy Heat deals 6 damage instead if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
matthaus_c: 3 mana 5/3 that taps for 3? I want to play the Magic in Serge's head
 ShaneLeeAtk: Bolt the bird
  LRRbot: Stoneforge Mystic [1W] | Creature — Kor Artificer [1/2] | When Stoneforge Mystic enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}{W}, {T}: You may put an Equipment card from your hand onto the battlefield.
Eggyism: woo got there
 couchboyj: Cut big green down to regular size green
  LRRbot: Sword of Fire and Ice [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from red and from blue. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, Sword of Fire and Ice deals 2 damage to any target and you draw a card. / Equip {2}
 hidingbox: I mean no Kaldra?
  LRRbot: Chord of Calling [XGGG] | Instant | Convoke / Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
TristalMTG: Dryad Arbor
 Mattmitchell45: You Slice Eveeeerything
eh_yo_flake: Ayad Drybor
 JohnPraw: Kobold
 MegaDosX: Llanowar Elves
 hidingbox: some arbor
 Finalsora811: Hoof.
SwarlonBrando: arbor
Frostwriter111: memnite
adept_nekomancer: ornithopter
Coogrr: I mean it could be ornithopter
ReyKira: Shield Wall
  LRRbot: Ranger Class [1G] | Enchantment — Class | When Ranger Class enters the battlefield, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token. / {1}{G}: Level 2 / Whenever you attack, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature. / {3}{G}: Level 3 / You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may cast creature spells from the top of your library.
 matthaus_c: Nelson is just suddenly gonna shift into Fruity Pebbles
 MegaDosX: Druid Class is extra land
despoilerofsouls: had a 1/35 chance according to scryfall
nightraven949: Ah ranger class, the only time playing a ranger is good
SwarlonBrando: level is 2? but dice says 1?
eh_yo_flake: Me trying to explain to my commander pod that GSZ for dryad arbor on turn 1 is the same as playing an elf but they still think its OP
TristalMTG: So it's really a level 2 Ranger, just the die is confusing
 MegaDosX: I think Nelson's trying to say it's +1 land, but yeah 2 would make it less confusing to chat >_>
 MegaDosX: +1 level rather
SwarlonBrando: 
  LRRbot: Forked Bolt [R] | Sorcery | Forked Bolt deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets.
 BrowneePoints: Errata'd Ranger is perfectly fine chat stop being mean to Ranger
 matthaus_c: @eh_yo_flake somewhat right that GSZ being able to do that as well as every other application is busted, but that's wild 
  LRRbot: Genesis Wave [XGGG] | Sorcery | Reveal the top X cards of your library. You may put any number of permanent cards with mana value X or less from among them onto the battlefield. Then put all cards revealed this way that weren't put onto the battlefield into your graveyard.
bosk113: Still wondering why serge didn’t want to just put a 5/5 germ into play instead of paying 4 total mana into sword and nothing else
  LRRbot: Woodland Bellower [4GG] | Creature — Beast [6/5] | When Woodland Bellower enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a nonlegendary green creature card with mana value 3 or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
 MegaDosX: Big whiff
 hidingbox: swing and a miss!
eh_yo_flake: Well there you go Serge, Nelly just time walked himself so your mull is nullified
  LRRbot: Stoneforge Mystic [1W] | Creature — Kor Artificer [1/2] | When Stoneforge Mystic enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}{W}, {T}: You may put an Equipment card from your hand onto the battlefield.
  LRRbot: Sword of Fire and Ice [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from red and from blue. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, Sword of Fire and Ice deals 2 damage to any target and you draw a card. / Equip {2}
 matthaus_c: so long since I've seen Sofi on a battlefield
  LRRbot: Noble Hierarch [G] | Creature — Human Druid [0/1] | Exalted / {T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.
 matthaus_c: this gives the warms and fuzzies
  LRRbot: Chrome Mox [0] | Artifact | Imprint — When Chrome Mox enters the battlefield, you may exile a nonartifact, nonland card from your hand. / {T}: Add one mana of any of the exiled card's colors.
   LoadingReadyRun: @matthaus_c warm and chillies
  LRRbot: Tajic, Legion's Edge [1RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | Haste / Mentor / Prevent all noncombat damage that would be dealt to other creatures you control. / {R}{W}: Tajic, Legion's Edge gains first strike until end of turn.
 matthaus_c: @LoadingReadyRun oh god damn it well played
 MegaDosX: Both decks have the potential for going very fast
SaggyJello89: do iiit
 Mattmitchell45: No more 
 DrLigmaPhD: Unacceptable
 MurphEP: 
 MegaDosX: More games! *bangs on table*
 BrowneePoints: i think Sofi SoFaf and SoFoFro are all good @matthaus_c
 AdamYMHMI: I mean, I'm kind of tired, you should just end the stream
Eggyism: MOAR GAMES
 Finalsora811: I mean, I don't have anything to do. You could have 17 more games.
ReyKira: Winner is the premier lands pilot of the format.
 matthaus_c: @BrowneePoints not quite up to speed in Canlander anymore, especially with 3 great Pridemages running around
 BrowneePoints: @matthaus_c I know. But I said what I said about those 3 specifically
 BrowneePoints: oh yea Hearth and Home is good in Blink. forgot about that
SaggyJello89: heuristic
 matthaus_c: yeah, I don't think any of those 3, specifically, are good outside of dedicated shells like Serge's anymore
  LRRbot: Wild Growth [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant land / Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional {G}.
  LRRbot: Needle Spires | Land | Needle Spires enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}. / {2}{R}{W}: Needle Spires becomes a 2/1 red and white Elemental creature with double strike until end of turn. It's still a land.
  LRRbot: Giver of Runes [W] | Creature — Kor Cleric [1/2] | {T}: Another target creature you control gains protection from colorless or from the color of your choice until end of turn.
TristalMTG: Beta Forest into Beta Wild Growth and the image reader get the 30th edition one?!?
  LRRbot: Boreal Druid [G] | Snow Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {C}.
  LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
  LRRbot: Aether Vial [1] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial. / {T}: You may put a creature card with mana value equal to the number of charge counters on Aether Vial from your hand onto the battlefield.
  LRRbot: Natural Order [2GG] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a green creature. / Search your library for a green creature card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
 CanPlayGames: !card plains
  LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
 CanPlayGames: Nice
despoilerofsouls: welp, i guess this is another fast game
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 Finalsora811: Bellower for E-wit to re-get Order? Or is that too cute?
  LRRbot: Luminarch Aspirant [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
 TemporallyAwry: Premiere Land (singular) Pilot 
 thraximore: 
Gooseblast: 
 345tom: nelly casually getting dark depths combo
nightraven949: recall + 2 mox =13 pt
  LRRbot: Hexdrinker [G] | Creature — Snake [2/1] | Level up {1} / LEVEL 3-7 / 4/4 / Protection from instants / LEVEL 8+ / 6/6 / Protection from everything
 Finalsora811: "My points are Recall and Mox Sapphire." "In R/W?!"
  LRRbot: Sylvan Primordial [5GG] | Creature — Avatar [6/8] | Reach / When Sylvan Primordial enters the battlefield, for each opponent, destroy target noncreature permanent that player controls. For each permanent destroyed this way, search your library for a Forest card and put that card onto the battlefield tapped. Then shuffle.
 MegaDosX: Oooooof
 MegaDosX: That's hateful
 Fruan: That's so vile
Gooseblast: 
despoilerofsouls: premier [redacted] pilot of the format
micalovits: Nelson, premier green player of the format
  LRRbot: Chord of Calling [XGGG] | Instant | Convoke / Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
 MegaDosX: I mean. There's a simpler one.
 345tom: Gets pangflacial worm
  LRRbot: Selfless Spirit [1W] | Creature — Spirit Cleric [2/1] | Flying / Sacrifice Selfless Spirit: Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.
micalovits: Nelseon could chord for emrakul, which is pretty cool
Gooseblast: GREEN 
 NotCainNorAbel: 1000
 matthaus_c: Quarterback still holds up in the new year
 345tom: good times gang, time to get ready for my 5 am train
Eggyism: No thank you
 matthaus_c: can I just leave a comment saying Robin Sorensen is the premier Blue Moon pilot of the format 
 lyllithblackstar:     
 MegaDosX: 
 lyllithblackstar: 
 MurphEP: No anime? 
 MegaDosX: I mean. People figured that out ages ago, they've just iterated on it since.
 matthaus_c: hell yeah more SCORN
 MegaDosX: They played that on Let's Nope
 matthaus_c: yeah it's fleshy Myst
Amentur: Very H.R.Giger
 MegaDosX: It was less scary and more disturbing
 MegaDosX: Lot of penises
 matthaus_c: surprisingly small number of phallus?
 MegaDosX: It is very Giger influenced
  Juliamon: Plentiful dong
Fanklok: Scorn is the weiner game they did on Let's Nope
 ford_prefect1789: thanks for explanation on the water  use in inecraft
 345tom: i think james died as well
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
 DeM0nFiRe: nice
 matthaus_c: nice
 MegaDosX: Nice.
KWardJenx: nice
 Mai_Andra: Yeah, Deep Rock Galactic required tutorial completion to get access to multiplayer, so definitely complete that before stream.
 MegaDosX: Tuck and roll, Serge
KWardJenx: Thank you for the stream.
 MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
despoilerofsouls: thanks for the stream
 MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
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