LoadingReadyLIVE || It's Variety Show LRR Style!

gnome_friend: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyLIVE! (A Variety show, LoadingReadyRun Style!) at Sat 06:00 PM PST (9m from now).
 gnome_friend: !advice
  LRRbot: Don't trust Beej.
 DarkMorford: Live night with a few of the guys away, this'll be interesting
 LarkSachrosis: But Beej's face is so trustworthy
 gnome_friend: No that's not why
 gnome_friend: !quote beej
  LRRbot: Quote #4381: "'Why would you do that, Beej?' 'I just wanted to see if it would hurt.'" —Alex and Beej [2017-10-06]
 RockPusher: !search for treasure
  LRRbot: You find: a Pit Trap!
 RockPusher cleans out the pit trap and disposes of the pits
 SnackPak_: 
 gnome_friend: !holes
  LRRbot: Mugs are portable holes.
 margieargie: *pauses putting a mug into a bag of holding* Oh, uh... okay, good to know
 serramarkov: I get to watch Live!
 Laurence72: Been a while since I've been able to catch a Live, well, live, Looking forward to seeing what happens!
 DEATHlikescats: Same!
 Mazrae: okay watching live and watching xfl
 Fruan: @Laurence72 Something!
  Juliamon: Oh, it'll definitely be something.
 RockPusher: It's going to be something. It's always something…
 gnome_friend: !findquote something
  LRRbot: Quote #7935: "We live in a world were the highest possible crime is sharing something with your friends." —Cameron [2022-01-10]
 Laurence72: @Laurence72 =)
 Lizardman175: phew, almost missed it
 baskwalla: Hello all
 DEATHlikescats: Hi hi!
 kusinohki: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyLIVE! (A Variety show, LoadingReadyRun Style!) at Sat 06:00 PM PST (2m from now).
 gnome_friend: Does death like cats so much because they have nine lives to go through?
 GrassVortex: 
 kusinohki: 
 Mazrae: cant wait for something to happen
 Diabore: @gnome_friend i think death hates cats, they gotta visit this one creature 9 times before they can take it?
 gnome_friend: I have gotten some new friends hooked on Dave's Spokesm'n, so that's fun
mitomanox: hello chat!!!
mitomanox: 
 DEATHlikescats: @gnome_friend kinda yea but it’s mostly a Terry Pratchett reference to the anthropomorphic personification of death, feeling sorry for cats cus they get dumped by humans a lot
 kusinohki: I'm not Dave, don't tell him I sent you
KeytarCat: @DEATHlikescats oh, that explains the caps!
 CouldntPickAUsername: welp, Mom just called, it's started. She can't watch my netflix anymore
 DEATHlikescats: Yup! Gotta be accurate to the texts @keytarcat
  Juliamon: oh no
 gnome_friend: Oh no, @CouldntPickAUsername Cam's quote above is becoming true
 Nuurgle: yes she can, if you pay more
 Manae: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyLIVE! (A Variety show, LoadingReadyRun Style!) at Sat 06:00 PM PST (0s from now).
 azninsect: 
TheAinMAP: 
 kusinohki: *cough* YAR! *cough*
 Manae:  
 TehAmelie: haha, i made it
LeeshaJoy: Red Red Deademption standing by
Wrexadecimal: soon?
 serramarkov: 
 gnome_friend: @TehAmelie You made this?
 WellFedGames: LRL night is a good night
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 kusinohki: they made the movie IT
 Fruan: Red Deck Wins standing by
noSmokeFire: I just had a great idea: loading screen games for twitch screens
 gnome_friend: Red Eft, squirming by
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 Laurence72: Q: How does an octogenarian pirate greet someone? A: Yarr, Imeighty! (It sounds better spoken aloud)
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 DEATHlikescats: Red rum standing by
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 Mai_Andra: Hmm... I think I remembered about this just in time to be too late to get food before it starts...  
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 F1SHOR:   
 RockPusher:   
 Welbog: Signal
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 SymphonicLolita:  
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 gnome_friend: Loading Red-y, running by
 blepharic:    \
letfireraindown: Is something going to happen? 
 gnome_friend: 
 DeM0nFiRe:   
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 LarkSachrosis: 
 teabread_: 
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 samuraitiger19: Live and I finished building my Krenko Mob boss Goblin Commander deck. This is a good Saturday.
 awmcmillan:   
 kusinohki: red alert. shields to full
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 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo:  
 azninsect: its tiiiiiiiime
M0rm0n_Freeman: NOT FIRST
Licourtrix: here we gooooo
raaabr: Woooooot
 DEATHlikescats: I love chat’s creativity y’all rock
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 princess_intell: anyone know what's happening tonight?\
 TehAmelie: as the band Opus once almost said, a Live is Live
 LurkerSpine:   
 gnome_friend:  @DEATHlikescats
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ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: spoilers!
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 Laurence72: Behold! The time of the convergence of the numbers draws near! Let all be warned, for.... (looks at notes) hunh, can't read that. Oh well!
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Lucifer9783: watching live, what a concept
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 CanPlayGames: LRR LRR LRR LRR. LRR-Live the science guys.
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 Serpens77: ~Variety~
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 azninsect: gasp! somethings going to happen
 tidehollowcat:  
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 F1SHOR: @azninsect slander! you dont know that 
 JonnyGlitched: I almost never catch these live
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 gnome_friend: !advice
  LRRbot: It has the thing.
 SymphonicLolita: hings will be thappening
Licourtrix: Good news, they're aggressively live... wait something isn't right there.
Inglonias: I thought these were the last Saturday of a given month. why is this tonight?!
 azninsect: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Click "Good Game" as fast as you can
 CodeIndigo: Live and, if the tech cooperates, international?
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for LoadingReadyLIVE! It's Variety Show LRR Style! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FpS2vXQakAAqOnT.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1627127138402054145
Mysticman89: ooo, something else randomly got cancelled so now I have no conflicts in watching this entirely
 Laurence72: !goodadvice
  LRRbot: In this economy? 
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 e_bloc: 5802 its live so
 kusinohki:  
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 lirazel64: Wait, can we Blame James if he's not here?
frogomb: Is something going to happen?
 CanPlayGames: !/
 Mollylele: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:43.
 gnome_friend: #Blame 
 Laogeodritt: kusinohki: Mrow
Legitimate_Businessperson: I finally get a chance to watch Live live, awesome
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 Dog_of_Myth: Good evening chat.
 CanPlayGames: !Updog
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 19:58. 
Inglonias: I thought these were the last Saturday of a given month. why is this tonight?!
 Mollylele: !updog
 DEATHlikescats: !quote
  LRRbot: Quote #2749: "I'm feeling spicy." —Cameron [2016-06-10]
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 WeatheredPeach: Lets go
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 Mazrae: cant wait to see what will happen
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 arcaneIllumination: 7 very lucky years of subscribing!
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Fantusta: rip Saabine
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 JonnyGlitched: Saabine is the only joke of Ian's I've ever respected
  Sarah_Serinde: @Inglonias They often are, but not always. It's once a month at a time that works with their schedules
 HbombAndFriends: First time in a few years where the February LIVE wasn’t the weekend of/before my birthday
 Nukified: Saabine
 CanPlayGames: !card plains
  LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
 Evil_Smurf: G’s hair looks great
 CodeIndigo: Saabine was no joke
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  amative1: 110 months? That's almost two years!
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 Mollylele: !updown
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 NightValien28: I heard something is gonna happen
 gnome_friend: !findquote ian
  LRRbot: Quote #8460: "It's a weird day when people tell me to be more like Ian." —Serge [2023-02-08]
 DEATHlikescats: F in chat for Sabine
 princess_intell: pour one out for saabine
 Nuurgle: as Marky Mark once said in an M. Night Shyamalan movie- "something is happening"
 princess_intell: F
 samuraitiger19: F
 Laurence72: @Inglonias Sorry you had to find out this way, but the rest of February may be cancelled 
 CanPlayGames: !card swamp
  LRRbot: Swamp | Basic Land — Swamp |
 azninsect: F
 ButButTheJesus: F
Despoiler98:      IM HERE FOR LRL LIVE HOLY CRAP
 Evil_Smurf: The car, or the driver?
 azninsect: Saabine o7
Shadowsoflife: F
 CodeIndigo: 
 SnackPak_: o7 F
 tidehollowcat: F
ChippTunes: F
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 KirbySliver: All Slivers are now Kirbys in addition to their other types!
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 JonnyGlitched: @DEATHlikescats I'm pretty sure she's fine, you don't detail a scrap car
 baskwalla: I'm sure Saabine found a nice new home
Inglonias: @laurence72 ono
 DEATHlikescats: Rest well legacy of jets
 Statist42: Hi firends! 
 CanPlayGames: !card sliverkirby
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 Evil_Smurf: Oh, the car
  mowdownjoe: Got some popcorn and my water bottle. I'm ready for something to happen.
 BaconL0rdes: Hope there's a this or that, feels like it's been a while.
 JonnyGlitched: Just because it sold "for scrap" doesn't always means it ends up as scrap
 DEATHlikescats: @jonnyglitched truth! A new life in the Yukon awaits!
 Laurence72: Yay Road Quest music!
 Mazrae: wonder how live will be with some of the crew in Philly
 Evil_Smurf: Sabine moved upstate, to Ontario
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 CanPlayGames: If something happens I’m gonna make cupcakes
 princess_intell: oh right
raaabr: I’m still always excited to see if the This or That I submitted ends up getting in
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 Evil_Smurf: No you can’t visit
 gnome_friend: This second
 LordZarano: RIP Sunfire, probably
vexwerewolf: @CanPlayGames Technically something is always happening
 princess_intell: @CanPlayGames better get the eggs out then
roastbeefsandwitch: OMG I nailed this timing by minutes. I can catch the intro live!
 azninsect: Soon
 DEATHlikescats: Lots of prerecords perhaps?
 Nigouki: oh boy oh boy oh boy
raaabr: 30 seconds to launch!
 kusinohki: reporting live from magic con (or whatever it is)
 HavenDragon: @raaabr same
 Laurence72 prepares himself
 laundreydhull: @jonnyglitched New Mirrodin: All Will Be Scrap
 Dog_of_Myth: 
TheAinMAP:   
 gnome_friend: 
 Nukified: hi
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 Loonatic93: It's [Nelly's Musical Instrument of choice] number of months!
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 azninsect: Serge. The nice one.
Wrexadecimal: Serge! 
 DiscordianTokkan: I AM Sitting
Despoiler98:   oh no why serge
 Evil_Smurf: It’s Serge
 gnome_friend is sat down
  Sarah_Serinde: Hi Serge Here
 Bunnarchist: first time actually catching lrl live!
 notthepenguins: oh no
 JonnyGlitched: No, it doesn't
 tidehollowcat: Moonbase mk VI time?
 NightValien28: """""""""NICE""""""""""
 DEATHlikescats: Oh no
 Nuurgle: shit, I was already sitting...what do I do???
 CururuGuasu: But I’m already sitting down…
Despoiler98 sits
Boon_33: o noes
 F1SHOR: the nice one?? when did that start 
 shurtal: oh no, we're getting downsized
 SnackPak_:   
TheAinMAP: 
 Evil_Smurf: We’re been fired?
 DEATHlikescats: We’re fired
joallthedogs:   
 BaconL0rdes: Oh no
Despoiler98: AM I being laid off?
Wrexadecimal: looool
 ButButTheJesus: FUCK CORPOS
 notthepenguins: god this is too real
 Mr_Whyt: we're being downsized
 Welbog: Too real
Boon_33: we are so fired
 NightValien28: question, who did the research and who was the target audience
 JonnyGlitched: I trust you the least out of anyone on the crew Serge
 azninsect: SMS 2FA
SquareDotCube subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 65 months!
 SquareDotCube: hah
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klace26: omg
 saucemaster5000: you can't fire me I quit
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 DeM0nFiRe: 
 laundreydhull: 
 TheMerricat: LOL
 SymphonicLolita: 
 TehAmelie: Sting is gonna show up?
BismuthBorealis: pffft
 NightValien28: HAHAHA
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ButButTheJesus: SERGE NO
 Sheikun07: this is amazing
 flatluigi: urborg is in play
 Mazrae: wait who is corporate
 azninsect: Of course not, ticker
klace26: the disclaimer lmao
  mowdownjoe: Oh... more bird site mocking. I'm okay with this.
  Serifina:    
 DeM0nFiRe: Haha the scrol
 JonnyGlitched: Ads are mind control
Wrexadecimal: I will only accept a sting appearance if he's in the dune costume
 WearingCats_CwC: Hello. I'm sick and I'm tired and I fully intend to watch this stream to the end, then take drugs and pass out for approximately 12 hours
 Brozard: 
 NightValien28: going the full musk route eh
 CanPlayGames: Don’t listen to Snerge!!
 Bunnarchist: 
 azninsect: 
 JonnyGlitched: Can't afford a razor blade?
 SnackPak_: light em up disclaimer
 notthepenguins: the scrolling text omg
 DEATHlikescats: MElon parody goodness
 RockPusher: Premium M-m-m-multicam!
 azninsect: Dutch!
Nashlake subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 66 months!
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joallthedogs: 
 Bunnarchist: THE SCROLLING TEXT
 RealGamerCow: The Dutch!  Again!
 Dog_of_Myth: The scroll!!!
EricTheOrange: I agree LRR, get fucked musk.
ThorSokar: HAHA
 Mr_Whyt: oooh extra dutch angles
 SmithKurosaki: Poor Serge getting forced into sharing this terrible news with us
 Bunnarchist: NO WAY, THE OVERHEAD?
 CanPlayGames:    
 gnome_friend: !listen
  LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
  Sarah_Serinde: But what about the Sam Raimi?
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 awmcmillan: those extra shots will definitely be worth it
Mysticman89: my inability to read text and also listen to talking is punishing me here
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 Laurence72: Looks like we need to pay for more frames
mutabah: Wait, charging for chat?! NOOOOOO
 JonnyGlitched: Woah that was werid
 Mischievous_Catgeist:  
 WeatheredPeach: Just how dutch can we get those angles?
 azninsect: the ticker 
 laikagoat: D:
 Nukified: aww crap
 GhostValv: D:
 F1SHOR: 
 Nuurgle: Serge just called us a tool
 CanPlayGames:       
 SymphonicLolita: ohno
kujalet: D:
 TheMerricat:    
 Bunnarchist: D:
 SnackPak_: in this economy?
 Veraphage: D:
mitomanox: fair af
 princess_intell: 11/10 disclaimer
ChaoticObserver: Emotes cost more?!?
 fuzzy_died: Doomed
 shurtal:   
Despoiler98:     just spent a dollar to say NOPE
 Brozard:                  
 LarkSachrosis: F
  mowdownjoe:   
 TehAmelie: :I
Shadowsoflife: ?
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 Geldaran:  
 DiscordianTokkan:  
Angelic_Bovines: lrr blue
 ButButTheJesus: TOO REAL
 Ivalenz_:  
  Sarah_Serinde: 
roastbeefsandwitch: What a very trolling, corporate message
 azninsect: 
Shadowsoflife: !
ghyllnox: Frames are also premium content
 SymphonicLolita: ok that one is fair
 CobaltOnion: !
 azninsect: too too real
 RealLegitStreamer: 
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Despoiler98:  got too real Serge
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 control_rig: I hate that the bit was too real
 Mazrae: we trusted you Serge why would you do this to us
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 azninsect: yeeeeeeeah!
 control_rig: WOOOOO!
 LarkSachrosis: Yee
 SymphonicLolita: yesss
 F1SHOR: you can take my messages but you cant take my emotes 
 DeM0nFiRe: pogchamp!
 azninsect: showcase showdoooooooooown
Wrexadecimal: oooo
 TemporallyAwry: That was some cursed LateStageCapitalism right there 
 lord_wertornion: whoo
 samuraitiger19: YYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!
 miniMacGuru: Showcase time!
 kusinohki: too real to be a joke though...
 shurtal: AW YEAAAAAH
 ButButTheJesus: OH HECK
 RockPusher: Woooooo!
Wrexadecimal: IAN
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 CobaltOnion: y
 SmithKurosaki: Im gonna have to rewatch that open a couple tiems
 iSmartMan1: Woo, SS!
mutabah: IAN
 mercano82: Aww, I wanted to read the rest of the lower third.
 Bunnarchist: YES
Fantusta: I thought that was going to be a ChatGPT joke rather than a Twitter one
 azninsect: ohhhh
 kumatsu: @bv310 I've literally never found my name on the wall in a shot >.>
 Mangledpixel: sideways Ian!
 CaptainSpam: IT'S US!
 laundreydhull: there's no such thing as February 1st, there's no such thing as February 1st, there's no such thing as February 1st,...
 JonnyGlitched: Kathleen does such a good job with Showdown
 Bunnarchist: ooooo
 azninsect: uh
 SymphonicLolita: ohboy
 DEATHlikescats: Yes showcase showdown!!!
 DiscordianTokkan: I THINK my name was directly behind Serge
 Laurence72: oh no!
NimrodXIV: bees?
 RockPusher:   
 azninsect: hi Paul
 Bunnarchist: oops!
DoodlestheGreat: That bit had nothing to do with any billionaires with tiny tiny fun parts.
 laikagoat: 
  amative1: Hi Paul!
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 DEATHlikescats: @discordiantokkan so cool!
TheAinMAP: Hello.
Wrexadecimal: Hi Kathleen! 
 Nuurgle: Dank Roulette
 DEATHlikescats: Hi hi hi
 Bunnarchist:       
 emberBecky: yayyy
TheWarDoctor8: 
 Evil_Smurf: Hi Kathleen
JakeKamas: Showcase showdown is great!
WhaddageekAU: Mic lerp-to-5
 RockPusher: Time to send Serge and Matt somewhere… extant
 control_rig: Yeeeeeey
 Mr_Whyt: @SquibVorb thats what she said
 azninsect: heheheh
 Nigouki: yeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
JakeKamas: I'm so excited!
DoughyDemon: yay! Entertainment LITE!tm
 Raincoast_Bear:    
mitomanox: spashul
 Dog_of_Myth: Whooooo
 azninsect: serge XD
 Mischievous_Catgeist: yay!!
 SymphonicLolita: wooo
 sblue333: helloooooo
raaabr: Drank roulette?
vexwerewolf: SadSerge
 SnackPak_:   
 WellFedGames:   
 Mazrae: evil ydaer gnidaol
 Laurence72: LOL
 Mangledpixel: woo/hoo
 vellebastet: yesyesyesyes
 electra310: Yes! My favorite!
 LarkSachrosis:   
 GhostValv: cool beans 
 Nukified: oh Matt, honey
 sblue333: everyone looks so good
vensers_lab_tech: Can we beat Hair Mittens?
DoodlestheGreat: He's just excited to be here, Serge.
 Protein_Curry: Yaaaaayyy!
 BaconL0rdes: @vensers_lab_tech We will never be able to beat hair mittens.
 princess_intell: "beloved"
 BrowneePoints: Look, Matt's Gay and us Queer folks are used to awful kitschy vacations. He's TOTALLY prepared
 control_rig: I do not think that we can beat Hair Mittens
 Mazrae: oh not the hair again
 JonnyGlitched: Justifying going on random rabbitholes
 SymphonicLolita: a certain je ne sais quoi
 azninsect: "unique"
Boon_33: woo unique prizes!
 LarkSachrosis: That is an adjective
 RockPusher: horrifyingly interesting museum visits!
 ButButTheJesus: oh they are unique
roastbeefsandwitch: Oooh, more classic terrible hotels, or the pencil museum, or used cars in foreign countries?
 sblue333: drank roulette has me SO intrigued
 F1SHOR: unique is certainly a word you can use
 TehAmelie: some might call them "too" unique
WhaddageekAU: They are paying for an experience.  Not necessarily a good experience, but a memorable one.
ThorSokar: "A personal Touch by Kathleen - The Not at all Real Demon"
 azninsect: cursed is another word we might use for this
 kusinohki: "alternative prizes"
 Bunnarchist: maybe they'll be good this time!
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 Protein_Curry: The ~best~ prize packs you mean
DoodlestheGreat: By "unique" we mean "bizarrely warped."
 Raincoast_Bear: I'd be excited to be on a show with Serge and Kathleen.
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 mercano82: Going first is an advantage, you can bid or pass
 samuraitiger19: oooooo
 SnackPak_: ooo
SquidVorb: oh no
 Dog_of_Myth: Good start
 azninsect: spaaaaaace!
 Pteraspidomorphi: oooo!
mitomanox: 
 Cunobelenos: Fancy
 princess_intell: OH NO
 gnome_friend: !findquote Spain
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 vellebastet: 
 JonnyGlitched: This is such a good game, who would have thought "Shitty Price Is Right" would be such a hit
 ContingentCat: Yes just in time!
 TehAmelie: Space Spain?
 Bunnarchist: oooooo!
 azninsect: yeah that tracks
Inglonias: Spain (without the s)
  amative1: I was half expecting that to end "space"
 Laurence72: I hear the rain falls mainly in the plains there
 samuraitiger19: Religious Force March
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Boon_33: the one place not corrupted by capitalism, Spaaace
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 Protein_Curry: My first LRR Live (catching it live I mean)
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 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: We're sorry
 azninsect: uhhhh
 RockPusher: Oooer, can we visit an abandoned airport?
  RomanGoro: Oh no
Symphoneers: I didn't know you could make flamenco boring.
 matthaus_c: oh NO
 azninsect: oh no
DoodlestheGreat: Spain is also tired of English tourists.
 azninsect: nooooooo
 electra310: Fancy!
 JonnyGlitched: Pisspot
 WearingCats_CwC: Except the British tourists, who are sick of German tourists
 SnackPak_: 
WhaddageekAU: Kathleen's taking the piss on this one.
 NightValien28: piss
 DiscordianTokkan: Make way for PISS (holders)
mitomanox: that's kinda fun actually
 electra310: Bedpans!
 Bunnarchist: oh boy!
 RockPusher: Potty time!
  mowdownjoe: Piss!
 DEATHlikescats: So cool!
 samuraitiger19: That's free got to be
 F1SHOR: this prize stinks
 LarkSachrosis: Oh, The Piss Museum!
 Raincoast_Bear: @Boon_33 Also Antarctica
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TheAinMAP: Oh.
  Serifina: oh noooooooo
 BaconL0rdes: It's Them Piss Boys.
 TemporallyAwry: Still better than the hair museum 
 trainpants: do they have duchamp's fountain?
 BrowneePoints: Okay but that makes it ALSO a Pottery Museum
 control_rig: Of course
 Evil_Smurf: Historic???
 SymphonicLolita: I mean I'd take this over the hair museum
 CodeIndigo: UR INE for a good time!
 Dog_of_Myth: !findquote piss
  LRRbot: Quote #3573: "Pissing dick nipples!" —Alex [2016-10-26]
 JonnyGlitched: Someone turned their weird collection into a museum
 gnyrinn: Are there still any British tourists? I've seen the economic figures.
 Fruan: Make way for historical piss!
 DEATHlikescats:   
 Pteraspidomorphi: One could double as the other in a pinch
  Juliamon: That does makes sense tbh
 emberBecky: =[
 Bunnarchist: LET'S GOOOOO
 Mazrae: is there a chamber of secrets there???
 azninsect: ahh theyre diversifying
 Darleysam: the Switch game?
DoodlestheGreat: Is it strange I'd actually want to see this? Don't answer that.
LeeshaJoy: I'm positive I made this in Happy Home Paradise
 electra310: Well sure, wouldn't be complete without the spittoons
 TheNerdWonder: I love Kathleen's energy tonight
NimrodXIV: woo
WhaddageekAU: @CodeIndigo Boooo!
mitomanox: brainchild
 saucemaster5000: Ironically the museum has no bathroom
 Laurence72: I'd sweat nervously, but I fear they'd collect that from me too
 betweenmyself: Receptacles for BOTH ends 
SquidVorb: why
 Twilight_Spark: Seminary and fluids heh
 shurtal: at least it's NO LONGER a seminary?
 kusinohki: visitors are always pissed for some reason...
 sblue333: I imagine ppl in LRR know showcase showdown is happening when they hear Kathleen snickering uncontrollably from the friend zone
 SnackPak_: o7
 JonnyGlitched: Where did he store this shit?
 TemporallyAwry: And honestly - this is better than FunkoPops
 princess_intell: matt doesn't look like he's in enough pain 
 SkylerRingtail: Was his death...related?
 DEATHlikescats: 
 Loonatic93: Died of UTI...  Ironically.
mitomanox: rare
 Bunnarchist: @skylerringtail I'd hope not!
 Diabore: how does serge keep getting tricked back onto price is right?
   LoadingReadyRun:  how's the music volume?
WhaddageekAU: Oh no, he's giving a demonstration.
Wrexadecimal: those *suits*
 SymphonicLolita: music is good
 electra310: Can't hardly hear the music
SquidVorb: @loadingreadyrun it's good
 BaconL0rdes: Music's good.
 Fruan: @LoadingReadyRun It's good
 azninsect: LoadingReadyRun its good
 Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun perfect
 Laurence72: perfect music voulume for me
LeeshaJoy: music could be slightly louder
 Mazrae: music is a little low
TheAinMAP: Music is good.
 LarkSachrosis: @LoadingReadyRun Perfect
ghyllnox: Good
 Bunnarchist: @loadingreadyrun 
 JonnyGlitched: Local eccentric millionaire
epsilon_vee: I mean, consider me stumped
 TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun a bit quiet compared to Kathleen's volume but not by a lot.
 RockPusher: Comfortable pooping
 Angelic_Bovines: I'm at the chamber pot. I'm at the high chair. I'm at the combination chamber pot and high chair.
 CodeIndigo: In and out all in one spot
 Raincoast_Bear: Music about right. Could be very very slightly louder.
 Mr_Whyt: is it?
 SnackPak_: dinger
 control_rig: GOOD!
 Nigouki: you're the one to leave gifts
 Earthenone: is there a bathroom?
 princess_intell: one looks like a bong
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mitomanox: COOL TECHNOLOGY
 Nukified: thank goodness
MadmanOreo: a cushion for the pushing if you will.
 emberBecky: I think some of those are bongs >.>
ChaoticObserver: I mean, fair
 BrowneePoints: that'd just piss off the patrons
SquidVorb: No urinal keychain?
 JonnyGlitched: gravy boats
thecampingviking: No gift shop?
   LoadingReadyRun:  why does one look like a klein bottle?
 RockPusher: Leave a penny…
 awmcmillan: dang I wanted to take a chamber pot home with me
 Malkmaven1176: Man, Serge really wants to be somewhere else right now doesn't he
  Juliamon: PIG
 DiscordianTokkan: LECHONK!
 Dog_of_Myth: BIG PIG
 SymphonicLolita: piggies!
Wrexadecimal: 
 Pteraspidomorphi: Yum
 RockPusher: Piggies!!!!
 azninsect: pig!
 samuraitiger19: Awwww
 gnome_friend: !findquote pig
  LRRbot: Quote #869: "You scared my pig, asshole!" —James [2015-10-15]
 Veraphage: 
 JonnyGlitched: Do you get to shoot one?
 electra310: Piggies!
 NightValien28: PIGGIES
 control_rig: Illharg!
Boon_33: woo hog wild!
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 BrowneePoints: Okay but Iberian Pigs are cute AND super super expensive
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 electra310: Hamfather!
 matthaus_c: slack!
 ButButTheJesus: PIG
 betweenmyself: 
 RaklarLS: mmm, ham
 azninsect: 
Shadowsoflife:  
 Fruan: B I G P I G
 lackingsanity: delicious jamon
TheAinMAP:   
WhaddageekAU: That just sounds nice.
 Dog_of_Myth: Future Bacon
 Bunnarchist: THIS SOUNDS REALLY GOOD ACTUALLY
 teddywhosabear: This vacation sounds dope tbh
 BrowneePoints: lechonk
LeeshaJoy: Does it come with a visit to the Hamfather?
 coronax_cj: I actually had a really fantastic vacation in Salamanca a few years ago.
Lucifer9783: Pig Pig Pig Pig
 Angelic_Bovines: @LoadingReadyRun I feel like a basic requirement for any form of toilet is having a distinct interior and exterior
 Mazrae: pigs = pre bacon animals
Inglonias: I heard a slack noise
 ButButTheJesus: would legit enjoy this
 burleyboar: Legit this lines up with my real interests
 RockPusher: 
 laikagoat:   
 Bunnarchist:   
 BrowneePoints:  
RebekahWSD: Delicious piggies
 enkor2113: @PharaohBender27 Thanks for the gift sub!
 VorlonScout: OK, but so far Anne and I would both unironically do this trip
 BaconL0rdes: @Dog_of_Myth Ah, my specialty.
 Mischievous_Catgeist: a rare win
  mowdownjoe: 
 Cunobelenos: 
 Travilogue: Somewhere Wheeler's ears perked up
 mercano82: Someone just got a Slack mesagr
 electra310: That sounds like a place I'd actually visit
 LarkSachrosis: Ooh chorizo
ghyllnox: Somebody's Slack just went off
Fantusta: biggus piggus
Despoiler98:    pig tasting
BismuthBorealis: om nom nom
 SkylerRingtail: See the pigs, then eat their parents!
 RaklarLS: @PharaohBender27 Thanks for the gift sub!
NarishmaReborn: mmm chorizo
 elah806: oh my god this sounds incredible
 niccus: this is both adorable and disturbing
  RomanGoro: That sound really really really good and tasty holy bus
roastbeefsandwitch: That sounds delicious, honestly
 Bunnarchist: wait this is an actual win
 raulghoulia: former exhibits
 control_rig: HAHAHA
  Juliamon: burleyboar name checks out
 SymphonicLolita: 
 JonnyGlitched: So many tasty things from one animal
WhaddageekAU: THERE it is.
  Serifina: yummy piggy
 azninsect: hahahaha
 gnyrinn: All from one magical animal.
 saucemaster5000: Do you get to... pick a pig on the tour?
TheAinMAP: 
 Evil_Smurf: That’s actually good. If you like pork
 CodeIndigo: Iberian pig is like regular pig but more Spanish
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Kathleen you've made a mistake, this actually sounds great
 JonnyGlitched: fetish?
 PharaohBender27: No problem, @enkor2113 and @RaklarLS ! 
 TemporallyAwry: Jeez ... pig tour that ends in ham is kinda messed up
 Raincoast_Bear:     
WhaddageekAU: Oh NO
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 SymphonicLolita: woo!
 Diabore: oh i dont
Wrexadecimal: 
 SnackPak_: 
SquidVorb: no.
 Bunnarchist: hm
Fantusta: this doesn't sound nearly awful enough for this bit
 laikagoat: 
 JonnyGlitched: I don't believe dolls originated in Spain
 Fruan:  
 VorlonScout: aaaaaaaand now we're out 
 control_rig: 
 RockPusher: Oh! Take Ben Ben!
mitomanox: 40
  RomanGoro: I'm actually into this vacation for real
WhaddageekAU: And then being chased by the cursed dolls through the doll factory.
 Earthenone: i wonder if this was made with Ben in mind?
 CururuGuasu: Too bad Ben’s not here
 ButButTheJesus: 
  ritchards:  
 philippekav: pallets !
 RainyMint:   
 Bunnarchist: depends on the type of doll I guess
 Dog_of_Myth: No lie, this sounds great
 gnome_friend:  
  mowdownjoe: Haunted Doll Watch is on high alert.
Angreed66: good thing ben is away
 SymphonicLolita: yaaay
 azninsect: 
Despoiler98:    
 princess_intell: that actually sounds great. no joke.
 trainpants: somewhere in philly, ben ben is shuddering and doesn't know why
 Nigouki: Can I go to the Nendoroid factory instead?
mitomanox: 
 Mazrae: place for a live lets nope
 Laurence72: It isn't for me, but that doll tour sounds somewhat neat
 ButButTheJesus: NOPE
 samuraitiger19: OH JESUS!
 A_Dub888: Ben gets this as a birthday gift then
 WearingCats_CwC: O'Neill is a very Spanish name
 e_bloc: thanks I hate it
 PharaohBender27: Oh nnoooooooo
 SnackPak_: whyyy
WhaddageekAU: And if you look in this photo... huh the dolls missing, it was here last time I looked...
mitomanox: m3gan
 JonnyGlitched: The doll hair machine was a wonder of the industrial world
 Bunnarchist: oh I hate that
 JonnyGlitched: revolutionary
dreamshaper12: Thanks, I hate it...
DoodlestheGreat: Again, I actually would like this.
 CodeIndigo: Oh, that's a big ol' bag of nightmares
 BaconL0rdes: Real "Dolly Parton Wigdalier" vibes from that hair stuff.
 DraygoSound: Dolls on doll exploitation is a grim situation
 BjjBrain: keep! keep! keep!
 Dog_of_Myth: #2
 JonnyGlitched: Why is that lady in her underpants?
 SymphonicLolita: big chair!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 samuraitiger19: 2nd Largest?
 RainyMint: 
Boon_33: omg, i've seen the largest chair
mitomanox: sit down
 RockPusher:   
 philippekav: nice streetview picture 
 Bunnarchist:  CHAIR!
mutabah: where's its chamberpot?
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 fastlane250: You know the 'showdown' is the part with the big wheel, right? (/s)
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 JonnyGlitched: "exact replica"
NarishmaReborn: anything can be a chair if you sit on it
 Darleysam: I so wanted it to be an exact replica of the world's largest chair
 Nigouki: That's taller than Nu Gundam
 betweenmyself: 🪑
 control_rig: Being a #2 Chair matches with the chamberpots from earlier
 GDwarble: That chair's too big for a Gundam to use
NimrodXIV: wow
 samuraitiger19: 30 METERS?!
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: So far this sounds like a great trip
 CranstonSnord: it was "unseated"?
 SymphonicLolita: nice
 PharaohBender27: 
 azninsect: oh, accessiblity!
 matthaus_c: oh hell yeah
 Dog_of_Myth: Cool
 GrassVortex: ok, that is legit cool
 JonnyGlitched: So not a chair, a building.
 Bunnarchist: oh my god??
 matthaus_c: that's actually sick
 CodeIndigo: It's a storage chair
 awmcmillan: that's pretty cool actually
DoodlestheGreat: NEAT!
 SkylerRingtail: That's kind of cool
 Bunnarchist: WAIT THAT RULES
 ButButTheJesus: neat!
 Nukified: I want to live in the chair
 LarkSachrosis: That's actually kinda cool.
 JonnyGlitched: Standing room only?
WhaddageekAU: Ironically it's standing room only inside the chair's meeting room.
 elah806: Serge's face
 saucemaster5000: Does it come with a lady big enough to sit on the chair while we're inside?
DoodlestheGreat: Matt asks a fine question.
NimrodXIV: meet in the chair
 DraygoSound: Imagine the blanket fort you could make using that chair
 Bunnarchist: awww man
 Laurence72: Never has the seat of power been so literal!
 LarkSachrosis: This is all mostly kinda interesting, where's the turn?
 control_rig: So you get to chair a meeting
 CodeIndigo: chamber(pot) of commerce
LeeshaJoy: I actually live near a giant dog statue that has a B&B inside
 fastlane250: I would sit on a chair inside a larger chair.
 SkylerRingtail: So far this trip is weird and rad
 definenull: LRLive!
 Raincoast_Bear: Victoria should build a big car too.
 WearingCats_CwC: "Oh my god a giant chair!" "Yes, but now look at this." "I dunno, it's gonna be pretty hard to top a giant chair-oh my god another giant chair!"
 kusinohki: chairman of the board has new meaning...
 PharaohBender27: 
 SymphonicLolita: 
 azninsect: eyyyyyy!
 Earthenone: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Creature_Comforts: 
 CaptainSpam: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Lancia!
 gnome_friend: 
 Nukified: 
 SnackPak_: 
 definenull: 
 GhostValv: 
 betweenmyself: Sorry I can’t help you paint the world’s second largest chair, I’m in the middle of a big, big bike race…
LostThePirate: 
 control_rig: 
 azninsect: 
DoodlestheGreat: ADALANTE!
 CururuGuasu: This is probably the best one of these so far
 Bunnarchist: 
mitomanox: mad max
 BaconL0rdes: 
 DraygoSound: RoadQuest Spain is GO
 laikagoat: 
 Pteraspidomorphi: You can sleep in it too!
 vellebastet: 
 GrassVortex: Road Quest goes Spain
 flatluigi: 
 Malkmaven1176: 
vensers_lab_tech: That looks like the car the killed the PM with
 RealGamerCow: that's okay, neithr can people in Spain.
  mowdownjoe: An actual car! Neat
 A_Dub888: can't drive YET
Stratavarius: You can't drive, in this counrty
Fantusta: 
 JonnyGlitched: You don't have a Spanish licence so it doesn't matter
 Mazrae: the official car of Snorsh???
 VorlonScout: This car boasts... an engine
 Laurence72: "Unique"
 control_rig: Road Quest 2: Spain
 Pantsravaganza: yay.  horse drawn car!
WhaddageekAU: Put it in H!
 Malkmaven1176: 
 elah806: Italian cars, famously good and reliable
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: it's made in Italy, already a death sentence
 JonnyGlitched: They can't arrest you if you don't have a Spanish licence
 LarkSachrosis: 15%!
DoughyDemon: this car is just describing me
Cephallope: 
 BusTed: no twisting
 RaklarLS: i mean yeah, compared to other Lancias, it's very restrained
   LoadingReadyRun:  are those kill count marks on the side?
 drthvd3r: I love how you can already tell it's made of rust.
 azninsect: LoadingReadyRun dont worry about it
BismuthBorealis: pfft
 CodeIndigo: Translation: you get into a wreck with this and the light pole will be wrapped around THE CAR
 TehAmelie: something something "torque it"
 RockPusher: Give me a good rigid kappa
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 ContingentCat: oh no
Wrexadecimal: Manual? ohno
KeytarCat: How would one torq a car?
 shurtal: don't dry it out, or you['ll kill it
 SymphonicLolita: dat velure
 azninsect: OH that blue
 MaddogM: so boring by Lancia standards
 betweenmyself: Yay!  Big call out for torsional rigidity!
 RockPusher: Mmmmm, nubby
 Bunnarchist: damn that's BLUE
3cbb: I’m in the middle of a sporty manual transition myself
laudablecalms: 
 Chantzzzzz: wow that fake woodgrain and blue is a vibe
 Bunnarchist:  it's lrr blue!
 Mazrae: "clean" for who
 JonnyGlitched: centre console does look bad but the rest of the lining looks kinda ok
WhaddageekAU: How do you add a quote?  Because "there's so much human on that car" needs to get quoted.
 WearingCats_CwC: More bodily fluids than the piss museum
 azninsect: 
 SymphonicLolita: rats rats rats rats
 DiscordianTokkan:  
 control_rig: Oh good a Sewer Level
 YawnLance: Oh shit
  Juliamon: Euro sewers are actually pretty rad
 Bunnarchist: YIPPPEEEEEEEEE
 azninsect: hahahahahah
 GDwarble: That's an amazing name
SquidVorb: what
 WearingCats_CwC: Oh good, more piss
 SnackPak_: 
 Bunnarchist: oh my god
 Laurence72: Find out where things go after leaving the chamberpots!
 definenull: a lot more human body fluids on this one than expected
Wrexadecimal: I've played enough RPGs, I'll take the sewer level
 mercano82: A chamber pot museum AND a sewer tour?  Wow
 JonnyGlitched: That looks like a Storm Drain more than a Sewer
 sblue333: poop tourism
 VorlonScout: Let me wear a respirator and I'd go
 DraygoSound: Yeah, you wouldn't want to go on an unsanctioned sewer tour
 Too_Many_Knives: RPG-size sewers
 Mazrae: got to see the foreign poop
 SkylerRingtail: Sew-er tour! Sew-er tour!
NimrodXIV: ooo exclusive
3cbb: This is at least the second time a showcase showdown has included a sewer tour
  Serifina: @WhaddageekAU Quotes can only be added by mods. 
 JonnyGlitched: Second pic is a sewer
DoodlestheGreat: Once again, I am honestly wanting this trip.
 philippekav: actual sewer dungeons
WhaddageekAU: Ahh, gotcha.
 Bunnarchist: I think there was a level like this is the last Yakuza game
EricTheOrange: iks Catalan diferent than spanish?
 control_rig: So, chat: Otyugh or Rat King?
 RockPusher: Go look at some fat bergs
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: that's the official language of therpston county isn't it?
 Serpens77: @EricTheOrange Yes
LostThePirate: Actual more poop
 DiscordianTokkan: The Route to the Toot
Boon_33: poop del la moor
 jamesk902: @control_rig Why not both?
 electra310: You probably can take one home if you want
 Dog_of_Myth: @EricTheOrange yep
WhaddageekAU: I'd vaguely recalled seeing some added once or twice before, but didn't know it was a mod thing.
 BrowneePoints: No Serge, it's only Moor poop if they came from North Africa
 Too_Many_Knives: Poo Flan
 Raincoast_Bear: Neo-Otyugh
 RockPusher: or… make a fat berg yourself as a fun activity!
MadmanOreo: sewer lore? is honeydipper dan real?
 CodeIndigo: Wandering through an undercity in a nation I've never been to being led in a language I cannot understand
 DraygoSound: I bet there's a Google maps street view for these sewers
 Fruan: Kathleen works so hard for this bit.
 CodeIndigo: WHERE DO I SIGN UP
  Sarah_Serinde: RockPusher 
 JonnyGlitched: Tunnel tours are usually extremely popular, wherever you are
 maijstral: Looking forward to the zombie attacks
 azninsect: damp
  ritchards: Kathleen commits to the bit!
 Serpens77: I have a Spanish Catalonian friend, he can translate
Boon_33: the dankest
 azninsect: hahhahaha
 SymphonicLolita: 
 MichaelVYee:  finally caught a lrr-live live for once
 SnackPak_: 
SnowBuddy18: need that Google Lens
  Sarah_Serinde:  
 PharaohBender27: 690 Bits for  's commitment to Showcase Showdown   
  mowdownjoe:   
 Bunnarchist: 
 matthaus_c: oh my god
  Serifina: This is one packed showcase, geez
ChaoticObserver: Ok now
 trainpants: whoa
 niccus: this is such an educational showcase
 LarkSachrosis: Fancy
 SkylerRingtail: Oh we Elden Ring now
 RaklarLS: i mean, at least you're in Barcelona
BismuthBorealis: ooh hearse museum
ChaoticObserver: That is actually interesting
 ButButTheJesus:   
 lackingsanity: i mean that's one hell of a hearse
 control_rig: Oh wow that's actually fancy
 BrowneePoints: Look, the Spanish go hard on Art
 Master_Gunner: this is quite the packed showcase
 GrassVortex: 
 GDwarble: These look really neat
WhaddageekAU: If you do well, you're visiting.  If the creepy dolls got you in the factory or the sewer, you're staying.
 Bunnarchist: wait this rules
 teddywhosabear: no this is dope
ForOhForError: that seems like a pretty fun one
 JonnyGlitched: Not really a thing anywhere else
Boon_33: neat/ 
 TheNerdWonder: I keep waiting for the part of this that's about the llamas
 Bunnarchist: this seems really interesting!
 Dog_of_Myth: Or Zombie attacks
 GrassVortex: I would legit go to this if I was in the area
 definenull: this is actually a good one
 matthaus_c: zombie attacks are public health
DoodlestheGreat: I LOVE THIS!
kuroyuri09: I would like to go on this trip xD
 azninsect: so fancy!
adambomb625: I just joined, what's this segment?
 VorlonScout: I don't care what it says about me that this only part of this showcase that I'd skip is the doll museum. It's otherwise great, beginning to end.
 control_rig: Nice Kathleen, Nice
BismuthBorealis: carriage museums are always cool
 CodeIndigo: Okay, now imagine this rolling down Bourbon Street in a New Orleans jazz funeral
 Bunnarchist: very mixed vibes for this showcase
 anyavamps: who got into my garage
Shadowsoflife: @CodeIndigo same
 VorlonScout: (...oh, OK., and I fear the car.)
WhaddageekAU: The Opulent Man's final ride.
 awmcmillan: as bizarre as it sounds I'm with the others saying I wouldn't mind seeing these
 DraygoSound: Make your last ride a decadent one
  Serifina: Oh, hey, the flight includes return, for once!
 lirazel64: Where do you stay?
 samuraitiger19: $10,500
 LarkSachrosis: In the car
DoodlestheGreat: Who cares, it's a FIESTA!
 Laurence72: This showcase is the type of tour I'd want for my second visit to the area. Use the first one for the famous stuff, then the second one for the eclectic stuff like this one has
 Earthenone: i assume you stay in your 
  amative1: wait, van to heathrow to barcelona, and then the return is a double-layover??
 MichaelVYee: …that’s quite the flight on return…
 TheMerricat: "The word "hearse" actually comes from the Middle English word "herse", which meant placing a type of candelabra atop a coffin in ancient times. In the 17th century, though, the word became associated with the horse drawn carriages that transported the deceased to the burial grounds."
 Twilight_Spark: $2.4k
 teddywhosabear: 6.5k euros
 niccus: his and hearse
  mowdownjoe: Mystery box!
 BrowneePoints: I label this the "Shit yourself and Die" Showcase
 ButButTheJesus: bueno!
 Mazrae: $1
 JonnyGlitched: "all over"?
 Nigouki: 3.8k CAD
 SymphonicLolita: the sewer tour is probably the most expensive tour
Boon_33: Matt is just really exited for Spain
 Laurence72: 268,000 Norweigan Kroner?
 SkylerRingtail: Presumably sleeping in the car
 RealGamerCow: 3100 CAD
dreamshaper12: @BrowneePoints That is very good!
Wrexadecimal: Where's the hotel? >_>
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 Fruan: There's no hotel stay, and most of those museums are going to be 'donation suggested'
 CodeIndigo: @BrowneePoints That's a crappy name, kill it and dig up a new one
 control_rig: 6,000$
 JonnyGlitched: Those pigs in the pictures are probably dead
ghyllnox: Is this in euros or CAD?
 WearingCats_CwC: Very similar, more dead
 saucemaster5000: I'd like to see them stop me from eating the pigs
 Cavemanhar: 5.8k canadian
 Earthenone: 3,333
 Mazrae: $XXX.XX
 teddywhosabear: oh, true, good point, she didn't pin down hotels
 PharaohBender27: I just hope that folks don't overbid as has happened the past few Showcase Showdowns
 mercano82: Any accommodations in this tour package?
 philippekav: I guess you sleep in the car
 Arclight_Dynamo: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 22:26.
 RealGamerCow: The pig farm is goign to be unexpectedly expensive
 Twilight_Spark: Every old building is what dead people were in.
 SkylerRingtail: 5.2k CAD
 teddywhosabear: so like... 2k.
mutabah: Hmm... $1600?
 Earthenone: wight carrages?
 DraygoSound: Muerte
 BrowneePoints: Spanish Death is my Drag Name
 definenull: this is why Kathleen is good at trivia
 DeM0nFiRe: I am gonna guess 2500USD
 public_key_reveal_party: the new children's show: lets learn with 
 Mazrae: spanish death for the spanish flu?
 Ritaspirithntr: Those carriages are actually very intriguing.
 CodeIndigo: The once-every-three-months sewer tour is the big killer
 ButButTheJesus: $1600
 Laurence72: Well, I can honestly say that I did not expect the Spanish Showcase Showdown
Boon_33: and a new to you CAR!
LeeshaJoy: I don't *think* it was in Spain but I heard of a very goth lady who rented one of those carriages to carry her around town while she drank wine.
 JonnyGlitched: eep
 DiscordianTokkan:  \
 CobaltOnion: 2100
 tidehollowcat:  
DoodlestheGreat: Seriously, the least attractive part is the car, and even that's still acceptable.
 RockPusher:   
Boon_33: 3.6k
Wrexadecimal: I'd guess 250 USD round trip, I've seen what spirit is like. lol.
EricTheOrange: perfectly normal human noises
 Mazrae: 2.50
 PharaohBender27: 
mutabah: tree-fiddy
 JonnyGlitched: pigs are worth bank
 matthaus_c: what's the emotional worth of an unladen pig
 RockPusher: Don't get emotionally invested in the piggies
 VorlonScout: @Wrexadecimal The flights were American Airlines, FWIW
 JonnyGlitched: a big one can go for thousands
 CodeIndigo: 2,700 EUR
adelius3: goddamn serge
 SnackPak_: we're lucky it's after 11
 DraygoSound: Serge is mathing on stream!
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 BrowneePoints: LOL MATT
 definenull: off by one
 teddywhosabear: LMAO
 control_rig: Serge is off by 1 though
 gualdhar: It's past 11 Serge can do math now
Shadowsoflife: @matthaus_c priceless
 RockPusher:   
 tidehollowcat: 
 FenrisSchafer:   
Wrexadecimal: @VorlonScout hmm, fair
 ladylinzington: same Matt, same
 burleyboar: *stairs in gay math understanding*
 azninsect: 2249, got it
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 princess_intell: serge did math!!
 kusinohki: matt should bid 2249
 YawnLance: Matt gets it
 vellebastet:   
 VorlonScout: That feels a little low to me, but much better to aim low than high
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh Serge 
 Too_Many_Knives: It's after 11, Serge can do math
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 JonnyGlitched: I want Kathleen to plan all my holidays
 GrassVortex: 
  Serifina: Oh Serge, ever the optimist.
 drthvd3r: @princess_intell It's after 1PM, he's allowed.
DoodlestheGreat: Maybe....
 PharaohBender27: 
 saucemaster5000: Up is a direction
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 ButButTheJesus: "up"
Boon_33: kathleen is the best travel planner
 laundreydhull: you get to declare your amount through other currencies?
ThorSokar: Depends on your definition of "up"
mutabah: Poor Serge
 BrowneePoints: The first showcase was a Golden SHower of riches
 betweenmyself: Number?  What am and how do? 
Bruceski: Second showcase is dumpster diving behind a Denny's
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 Dog_of_Myth: Wooo
 azninsect: hahahahah
  Serifina: Oh no
 TheMerricat: Run.
 SymphonicLolita: 
Wrexadecimal: ohno
 SkylerRingtail: Oh noooo
 control_rig: Oh NO
 laikagoat: yay!
 DeM0nFiRe: Nobody deserves that
 margieargie: Oh, this ought to be fun
  Sarah_Serinde: pfft
  Juliamon: Oh boy
 definenull: hee haw
 SnackPak_: rip
 elah806: OH NO
 BrowneePoints: Kentucky actually is beautiful though
 VorlonScout: It's all "Up" from here, in that it will be depressing and destroy you in the first 5 minutes
EricTheOrange: WHOOOO, TUCKY!
 ButButTheJesus: RUN
 Dog_of_Myth: Also, I'm sorry
Boon_33: the `tucky!
 DraygoSound: Noooo!
 iris_of_ether: Oh boy
 CodeIndigo: oh no no no
 electra310: My old Kentucky home!
 BaconL0rdes: Oh yay, where I live.
Angreed66: that's closer than spain
DoodlestheGreat: YES!
 electra310: I have been there!
 LarkSachrosis: I like their bourbon
 CaptainSpam: Kentucky, you say... I've lived there.
 SymphonicLolita: nice
 thraximore: neat?
 BasilHunter: I've been there!
 margieargie: I mean, there is actually interesting stuff to do here 
 F1SHOR: id totally go there
 laikagoat: my home state!
 miniMacGuru: I've actually visited there 
DoodlestheGreat: I WANT THIS!
 electra310: There's still a KFC in it!
 Darleysam: it's not so much 'up' from here, as it is 'Up' from here. Specifically the first 5 minutes.
  mowdownjoe: 
 betweenmyself: Where is Beautiful Kentucky in relation to actual Kentucky? 
 margieargie: (also, definitely been here!)
 DiscordianTokkan: Carnal Sanders
 JonnyGlitched: Lots of snow in Kentucky? Why the sharp angled roofs?
Boon_33: 16 years of history in there 
 DraygoSound: KFC = MSG, salt and pepper
 ArkhamArchivist: *not an actual colonel
 chubbyvboii: yay!  love these.  cant watch live tho, will check the vod tomorow 
 Arclight_Dynamo: Honestly, this is the only thing I'd want to see in Kentucky.
 laikagoat: theres a better than zero chance ill have visited one of these things
 kusinohki: oh no....  I could prolly drive to all these in a weekend...
Mortimew: there are some beautiful places in Kentucky... the nature, not necessarily the people
 randombillfolds: I hope this involves a road trip to Mississauga.
jimminybadonkadonks: attached motel? thats love bb
Ilyusion: Wait both these trips sound excellent
 Cavemanhar: KFC distinctly no longer stands for Kentucky fried chicken because of Ketucky
  Sarah_Serinde: Darleysam 
 SnackPak_: needs a taco bell
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 JonnyGlitched: He looks so sad
 CodeIndigo: but no taco bell and pizza hut? weak
Boon_33: just dripping wiht chicken juice
 fastlane250: As you can KFSee 
LeeshaJoy: I'm at the KFC, I'm at the KFC Museum, I'm at the combination KFC and KFC Museum
 ButButTheJesus: I'm at the KFC, I'm at the mu-se-um,
 Veraphage: I'm at the KFC, I'm the KFC museum...
 Darleysam: @Sarah_Serinde yep!
Xavbull: I just got a Pizza Hut banner ad from Twitch... Coincidence? Hard to deny!
 RockPusher: I'm at the KFC, I'm at the KFC Museum, I'm at the combination KFC and KFC Museum…
 TheAwkes: I'm at the KFC, I'm at the Mu-Se-Um, I'm at the combination KFC and Mu-Se-Um.
 circusofkirkus: state senate
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/AgileLachrymoseLobsterOptimizePrime-wOrW9a8rirkMwmE7
adelius3: sorry Matt you dont get to go
 gnome_friend: Colonel Bernie
BismuthBorealis: lol that santa museum joke
 laundreydhull: Kernel's Fried Chickens    
 RockPusher: 
 alexsteacy: He was 65 when he founded KFC!?
 JonnyGlitched: Doesn't that Bow Tie mean something politically?
 flamewave7: technically a honorary Kentucky colonel
Ilyusion: He won
 betweenmyself: Go lick Harland Sander’s old plates and try to guess the secret herbs and spices.
frogomb: I think Serge might actually want to go there
raaabr: Heya Alex
ThorSokar: Too bad the "herbs and spices" now is just black pepper and paprika
 ArkhamArchivist: There is a very good Colonel Sanders Dollop
 drthvd3r: @betweenmyself Chicken grease salt.
 RockPusher: It's exquisite in how badly it scans
 RealGamerCow: let chat give the shitty jokes 
Wrexadecimal: @ThorSokar Yeah, you need that white pepper too
 sblue333: !chat
  LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
 margieargie: KFC is not good fried chicken by Kentucky standards 
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Boon_33: better factor in a few bucks for shicken
 SymphonicLolita: chickem!
 azninsect: oh i sense a theme
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 electra310: That museum is not super far from Cincinnati and Cincinnati has fun stuff in it
 TheMerricat: For Matt - "In 1951, a certain businessman named Harland Sanders ran for state senator in Kentucky but failed. This compelled him to concentrate on his chicken restaurant business which grew to be an iconic global brand." though I know he'll never see it. 
  alexsteacy: Its amazing that he was embalmed in those 11 herbs and spices
 electra310: Oooooh
 Earthenone: lrrchkin
 RealGamerCow: 4 days?
 ButButTheJesus: BUCKAW!
 ContingentCat: 
 iris_of_ether: 
  mowdownjoe: BWAK
 gnome_friend: !findquote chicken
  LRRbot: Quote #4942: "There's so many chickens" —James, repeatedly [2018-05-02]
 CodeIndigo: I would rather have the long dead corpse of Harlan Sanders as the Senator for Kentucky than either of the yutzes currently there
 RockPusher:    
 Mischievous_Catgeist: this is built for serge
 princess_intell: that sounds DELICIOUS
  ritchards: the look on his face says so much!
 Sheikun07: chimkin
 OwlStarVera: This showcase sounds amazing
DoodlestheGreat: How can I get this?
SquidVorb: This sounds too fun for Showcase
Mortimew: I remember Lee's Famous Recipe was more popular in the part of Kentucky I visited ages ago
ghyllnox: So a four-day con pass
TheAinMAP: It's a four day festival?
 Bunnarchist: BWAK
 sblue333: Oooooo
 RockPusher:   
 Arclight_Dynamo: Pass.
 ladylinzington: Serge mange de poulet \o/
 kusinohki: 4 days of the chicken dance
 samuraitiger19: WITH A SPEICAL GUEST APPEARENCE BY VTUBER KIARA TAKANASHI!
 saucemaster5000: Festival cancelled because all the chickens were too scared to come
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raaabr: A linneage of chicken
 JonnyGlitched: Never heard of him
 control_rig: Chicken Nepotism!
 circusofkirkus: chicken nepo babies
  Serifina: Chickens are *evil*.
 RockPusher: chmkn
 thraximore:  it's all connected somehow
 sblue333: But are they frying chickens or stewing chickens?
 vellebastet: Wow
 BaconL0rdes: Lineage of fowl.
 DraygoSound: Chickens! Do not go to the world Chicken Festival! It's a trap!
raaabr: Am I misremembering, that Sanders eventually got really annoyed at the management of KFC?
 mercano82: It’s a damn shame Cameron didn’t get this showcase.
 WearingCats_CwC: General Lee was Colonel Sanders' nephew?
raaabr: Oh god that is a lethal amount of oil
 Raincoast_Bear:       
 RockPusher: Fry! Fry! Fry!
 Sheikun07: @Serifina And delicious!
raaabr: A man could die in that
 Dog_of_Myth: Of course
 DiscordianTokkan: That can make a LOT of chicken, and or doughnuts
Boon_33: you got your nepotism in my chicken 
 Bunnarchist: FRY FRY FRY FRY
 JonnyGlitched: What are they cooking? It looks like poo water
 HbombAndFriends: Fun fact: Wendy’s founder Dave Thomas used to work under Col. Sanders, before going off on his own.
adelius3: yes we do i love a good skillet
 electra310: Because of course it is
 elah806: Please tell me the kentucky chicken festival has a husband calling contest
ChaoticObserver: That being in Tennessee I can totally believe
 niccus: does it have a diving board
 princess_intell: the only thing i care about is how much fried chicken i can fit in myself over the course of 4 days
WhaddageekAU: Wasn't this supposed to be cursed?  This sounds amazing!
DoodlestheGreat: Maybe we can take a detour to see them both.
 control_rig: Hurk
raaabr: **A man could die in that**
 LarkSachrosis: My pores
 Arclight_Dynamo: Flash-fry a buffalo in 8.6 seconds.
 ButButTheJesus:   
 laundreydhull: The Kent/Nnesse Dynasty
 DiscordianTokkan: Or 1500 whole chickens then!
 azninsect: Serge is pleased
 saucemaster5000: that's just a deep fryer at that point
 Angelic_Bovines: 600 chicken quarters is like 150 chicken wholes
 JonnyGlitched: Oh wow they shallow fry in it? Gross
Xavbull: Imagine how many bags of ice you can put in there!
 Twilight_Spark: That's legitimately horrifying.
 DiscordianTokkan: *150
 betweenmyself: Do we get to go to the Japanese province where the statue of Cnl Sanders is believed to give good luck to the local baseball team?
Ilyusion: How much to hire Kathleen as my travel agent?
 philippekav: at least we have chicken
DoodlestheGreat: Oh, we're on our way.
 DEATHlikescats: The itis
 RockPusher: Serge Mange Du Poulet!
 ButButTheJesus: #mygodthesmell
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaahah
 BrowneePoints: OH NO
 SymphonicLolita: ohboy
 Angelic_Bovines: @DiscordianTokkan hive mind
 CranstonSnord: 
 DeM0nFiRe: wow lol
 GrassVortex: 
 control_rig: Yiiiiikes
 azninsect: OH WOW
 Bunnarchist: OH NO
 JonnyGlitched: That's a barn
 elah806: THERE IT IS
 DraygoSound: Look at all that biodiesel
 SnackPak_: oof
 matthaus_c: that's a murder basement
 Arclight_Dynamo: That's a murder motel.
 electra310: lmao
 HbombAndFriends: What would Cam do if he were on this segment?
 Earthenone: in this economy?!
TheAinMAP: Oh dear.
 definenull: oh.
 Bunnarchist: OH NOOOOOOOO
 margieargie: Oh, I thought you were about to say my apartment 
 notthepenguins: the lowest rated in KENTUCKY? ohh no
 BrowneePoints: That looks like a great place to get stabbed
   LoadingReadyRun: For when your chicken needs to be D E E P Fried
 RainyMint: OH NO
 princess_intell: a light went on behind serge's eyes
 shurtal: Serge, you're GONNA get robbed there
 mowdownjoe: Classic Kathleen
 shurtal: just have to plan for it
 CodeIndigo: Let's Nope IRL
aynahl_feasting: That's a murder motel
Despoiler98:  
 SymphonicLolita: I got bedbugs from that photo
  alexsteacy: Thats almost a 3!
EricTheOrange: ya know I think I'll sleep in my car
 PharaohBender27: Oh that looks like a place you get stabbed
dreamshaper12: robust indeed
ThorSokar: "The Bedbugs are FREE OF CHARGE"
 PharaohBender27: 
 notthepenguins: Serge you're gonna get STABBED there
 Bunnarchist: I THINK I SAW A VIDEO ON THIS PLACE
Boon_33: best place to do meth in the `tucky
adelius3: wut
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha dedication
  Sarah_Serinde: Such dedication from Kathleen 
 BusTed: That's thorough research.
 JonnyGlitched: That is a very bad sign
 margieargie: It's in Kentucky, that's why
TheAinMAP: 
 vellebastet: OMFG
 ContingentCat: because it is Matt 
 underhill33: holy moly
 kusinohki: I ....  may have stayed there once
 Nukified: sad things happen there
 Nuurgle: Kathleen is DEDICATED to her craft
 vellebastet:     
 matthaus_c: Kathleen doesn't half-ass a Showcase Showdown
 teddywhosabear: you got their hopes up Kathleen!!
 elah806: that's what buildings in america look like matt
 Serpens77: is the cost of that phone call included in the showcase value? 
 BusTed: 14.4k modem?
 betweenmyself: Economy Inn, putting the “E” in sadnEss.
Ilyusion: I've been stabbed there before
 Mollylele: i guess we can count on them not being in chat
NimrodXIV: when you have to list the bed
 Mr_Whyt: add the long distance phone bill to the total
 Fruan: "Hello, I am a Canadian comedian, and I would like to make fun of you on the internet. What are your rates?"
 control_rig: Oh I believe them
Wrexadecimal: ohno
 laikagoat: def believe it
DoodlestheGreat: It's still better than a Motel 6 in Van Nuys.
 SnackPak_: I do believe them
 JonnyGlitched: "Cable" as in, power cable?
 tidehollowcat: I've stayed in worse.
 circusofkirkus: no pillows apparently
 fastlane250: yeah that's an bed 
 thraximore: @Ilyusion 
 TheMerricat: CRT tv
 Driosenth: A Cryptid
 azninsect: the bezel
 JonnyGlitched: it's a 6:4 it's oooold
 circusofkirkus: wow a red microwave
 public_key_reveal_party: I've slept worse places
ChippTunes: Kathleen doing the dirty nasty absolutely filthy work that nobody else can
 Angelic_Bovines: The Economy Inn, where our motto is "The Economy is Inn Shambles"
 drthvd3r: I'm genuinely impressed that it's not a CRT TV.
  Sarah_Serinde: But you get a microwave *and* a fridge
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 burleyboar: 4:3 LCDTV - rare!
 RockPusher: Robust accommodation
 CodeIndigo: The Economy Lodge. Which economy? Qumar's?
 Loonatic93: I've slept in worse.
  ritchards: oh, moreso when they list "toilet paper"
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 matthaus_c: I'd rather the hardwood tbh
 GrassVortex: at least it is not sleeping in a car 
kuroyuri09: at least it has a microwave and fridge
 Mischievous_Catgeist: but its got a cool red microwave
 laikagoat: to be fair, matt has no accommodations
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 Laurence72: At least it is beds, plural, and not singular for the whole hotel
 mercano82: So these rates, were they daily or hourly?
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh I've absolutely stayed in worse
Angreed66: I want one day for kathleen to use a hotel without a bed
 TheMerricat: I love the middle drawer missing a chunk out of it.
BrightstormRising: I've... checked into worse.
 laikagoat: sketch bed > no bed
 CouldntPickAUsername: I love that the picture they share is of the damaged dresser
Boon_33: free needles in the bathroom
 Angelic_Bovines: @Laurence72 grandpa bucket hotel
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  Serifina: I have lived in worse, tbh
 JonnyGlitched: Hotels used to share beds
  Serifina: Don't ask
WhaddageekAU: Oh.  No.
 matthaus_c: oh no
 YawnLance: Oh dear
 VorlonScout: A 1-star Yelp review of that hotel opens with "Bare bones accommodation, emphasis on commode."
 SymphonicLolita: ohno
 margieargie: OHhhhhhh, this place
 laikagoat: more dolls!
 azninsect: OH NO
 kusinohki: a microwave in the room instead of communal.  luxury!
 Diabore: oh god more dolls
 Mollylele: YESSSS QUEEB
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh yes
 Bunnarchist: OH BOY OH BOY
 electra310: OH NO
 thraximore: neat
 CodeIndigo: oh wow, it got worse
Wrexadecimal: ruhroh
 SnackPak_: its so much worse
 DraygoSound: Worse than dolls, much worse
LeeshaJoy: be prepared for some terrifying photos
 Cavemanhar: much worse dolls
 princess_intell: wait that sounds cool
DoodlestheGreat: How am I missing out on these trips?
 control_rig: Oh noooooo
 azninsect: OH NOOOO
 lochnessseammonster: 
 trainpants: oh no
 Driosenth: Oh NO
 JonnyGlitched: Where IS Ben?
 Fruan: nope nope nope
 Diabore: NOPE
 azninsect: no no no no
raaabr: WOW
 awmcmillan: nope nope nope
Boon_33: NO
 Diabore: IM OUT
klace26: nope
 ContingentCat: oh no
 LarkSachrosis: nO
 thraximore: oh lord
 ButButTheJesus: NO
SquidVorb: I WONDER WHY
 DEATHlikescats: Pure horror!
iarethel0ser: NO NO NO NO NOPE
 definenull: nope nope nope
Boon_33: NEVER
 tidehollowcat: Oh I HATE that
 control_rig: NOOOoo nop nope nope
 NotCainNorAbel: nope
dreamshaper12: Oh no....
 Raincoast_Bear: YAAAA! No!
 matthaus_c: if Serge doesn't get stabbed at the motel...
 lirazel64: Noooooo...
Boon_33: let me out!
 vellebastet:  
  mowdownjoe:   
  ritchards: 
 firehawkzoa: RUN
 Mr_Whyt: kill it with fire
raaabr: TAKE IT DOWN
 CodeIndigo: [intense screaming]
 Mollylele: stand aside boys i want this package
 betweenmyself: 
 shurtal: "private collection"
BismuthBorealis: damn.
NimrodXIV: terrible, I love it
 ladylinzington: oh nooooo  
 A_Dub888: How many of those are haunted?
 Vilun: no no no no no no no
WhaddageekAU: WS Burger was murdered by his dolls, wasn't he?
 iSmartMan1:  
 elah806: After this you can hit up a pride festival for a third kind of doll
ihlendrax: Oh. No….
veelofar: At least there's not another one
MajorFrostbyte: AW HELL NO
JusticeJuice: Is Ben editing this? 
SnowBuddy18: @JonnyGlitched Philly for MagicCon
 margieargie: Also, I'm glad we're on like the other side of Kentucky (short side at least) from all the Laurel County stuff...
 awmcmillan:  
  Juliamon: JonnyGlitched Safely across the continent
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 BjjBrain: so many Slappy's!!
Boon_33: add in a gallon of gas to end that place
 BusTed: 
 samuraitiger19: dOES HE HAVE THE ORIGINAL sLAPPY FROM gOOSEBUMPS?
 mercano82: I hope you at least get a guest spot in a good Batman episode at this museum.
 Ritaspirithntr: well i hope ben's not watching! 
 Earthenone: ben is closer to this musem than usual...
BismuthBorealis: world's only, because all the others had mysterious accidents
DoodlestheGreat: @Mollylele I'll fight ya for it.
 control_rig: AUGH
ghyllnox: How does a doll look so obviously like it's wearing blackface
 steelfox13: Oddly he was killed by one of his puppets
 Brozard: Oh, I know about that place from Her Master's Voice
 matthaus_c: expressive.
 vellebastet: mmmmmm nope
 DiscordianTokkan: "Enjoy" the collection
 ButButTheJesus: NO NO NO
 BusTed: 
 LarkSachrosis: How did it get worse?
 ladylinzington: noooooo
 maestrith: "Up until his death" after he was eaten by the dolls....
Despoiler98:   NOPE NOPE NOPE
 ani_laurel: "enjoy"
 Driosenth: They Didn't just BURN IT DOWN?
 TemporallyAwry: They trick to keeping your puppets from getting haunted, is to have so many of them it'll confuse the demons 
 DraygoSound: "I need to build another building... for all my dummies"
 samuraitiger19: OH SWEET LORD!!
 NotCainNorAbel:   
iarethel0ser: These... keep getting creepier.
 Sheikun07: Well that's horrifying
 Diabore: THIS IS WORSE
 vellebastet: 
 MichaelVYee: “Enjoy”
 princess_intell: i could go to a museum about basically anything tbh
 JonnyGlitched: Wax heads don't keep
 BjjBrain: I'd legit love this!
Wrexadecimal: At least one of those *has* to be cursed
 Pantsravaganza: ohhhh.  I hate it
Ilyusion: Nope
 control_rig: No you shouldn't have
 burleyboar: I'll take the poop tour!
 public_key_reveal_party: o7 serge, you will be missed
 Nukified: we're afraid for other reasons
   LoadingReadyRun:  Until his death in "unexplained circumstances"
 DEATHlikescats: The second from the right
 CodeIndigo: @ghyllnox because it probably is, it's kentucky
 anyavamps: This is deeply cursed.
EricTheOrange: Send these pictures to ben
KWardJenx: You won't need that hotel bed because you ain't gonna be able to sleep.
 Mr_Whyt: 1100 haunted dummies that is
 Laurence72: And with museum, Matt clearly gets the win for best showcase
 azninsect: oh geez
 Shadwhawk: I recall a photoshop of that first image where a single one of the dummies turns to look at the camera
 jamesk902: Or broken into pieces by an angry mob.
 definenull: this is the epitome of uncanny valley
 Vilun: definitely haunted
ChippTunes: Can Serge’s guess not be a dollar value but how many trapped souls there are?
 Raincoast_Bear: 1100 Dumbies and they all have knives...
 thraximore: one man's hyperfocus is our horror
 RockPusher: Perfectly horrifying yet intriguing
 anyavamps: 
 Mollylele: retired ventriloquists bequeath their dolls there now
 ButButTheJesus continues screaming
LeeshaJoy: @Wrexadecimal Good luck finding one that ISN'T cursed.
 JonnyGlitched: Most are creepy
Spades_Slicc: I forgot that something was happening!!
raaabr: Is....is that a hitler dummy?
 WearingCats_CwC: Does it cost extra to burn the place to the ground?
veelofar: Apparently Ben is our shield.
 PharaohBender27: Oh dear I see multiple *problematic* dolls there
Ilyusion: Is this the original Chuckie?
 BrowneePoints: Midcentury Ventriloquism Dummies are Terrifying
 margieargie: Yeeeep
 samuraitiger19: IS THAT A BLACKFACE DUMMY?!
 thraximore: 
 CodeIndigo: @raaabr also probably
 JonnyGlitched: There's a racist one in there
 control_rig: It ABSOLUTELY is haunted
 thraximore: @samuraitiger19 😬 probably
 PharaohBender27: @samuraitiger19 There's MORE THAN ONE
 maijstral: Which one is chucky?
 Raincoast_Bear: , is scared...
 laikagoat: mammoth cave?
 Dog_of_Myth: It is in Kentucky
 SkylerRingtail: I'm sure all of those dummies are in good taste and not at all problematic
 laikagoat: or that
 margieargie: Oh NO
 princess_intell: these aren't that creepy (except for the racism)
 azninsect: uh
 BaconL0rdes: @samuraitiger19 Christ I see it.
ghyllnox: @codeindigo Yes but that's distinctly different than a black ventriloquist dummy, it requires extra effort
 samuraitiger19: I'm sorry?
 SymphonicLolita: amazing
Ilyusion: Isn't this the site for The Conjuring 23?
 JonnyGlitched: That's not a thing
 thraximore: yay
 GrassVortex: the what??
 Diabore: i what?
 Bunnarchist: WHAT
 PigmyOcelot: what??
 WearingCats_CwC: Is...is that it?
 Darleysam: that logo design is a .... choice
 gnome_friend: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! It is NOT hammer time!
 Gureiseion: Oh hey I know this one. Never been.
 vellebastet: WHAT
  Serifina: That is... not what I was expecting
 Bunnarchist: I'M SORRY???
 margieargie: Yeah...
 djalternative: oh yeah. this
 Earthenone: we have stonehenge at home
  Juliamon: Does EVERY state have their own? NH does too
 azninsect: hahahahaha
 F1SHOR: serges brain shorted for a moment hearing that
 laundreydhull: 
 MichaelVYee: What?
 notthepenguins: what a name
silenceaux: the hedges
 BrowneePoints: Chest or Fryer?
 DraygoSound: You'd think that Kentucky Stonehenge would be made out of coal
ThorSokar: hahahhahahaha
 control_rig: I mean... sure?
Boon_33: is this the one that was destored or a different one?
 Vilun: I didn't realise Stonehenge was a franchise
 JonnyGlitched: Orgy circle
Bearudite: its so sad
 ani_laurel: that does like rather nice tbh
 vellebastet: Amazing
 WearingCats_CwC: Ok, there's more than one rock
 DEATHlikescats: It got pushed over I thought
 Mischievous_Catgeist: aliens
 PharaohBender27: 
 ButButTheJesus: SIR
 SymphonicLolita: 
 matthaus_c: OH MY GOD
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
EricTheOrange: HAHAHAHA
 DeM0nFiRe: 
adelius3: kmao
 control_rig: Oh dear GOd
 GDwarble: Hah
 Ryenji: 
 thraximore: 
Creature_Comforts: Except he clearly couldn't
 RainyMint: 
Despoiler98:    
 Darleysam: thanks, america
ghyllnox: LMAO
Shadowsoflife: @BrowneePoints yes
 WearingCats_CwC: And he sure didn't
 public_key_reveal_party:  I am dying
 airylan: I've heard of this before for some reason.
 margieargie: This is a good look into the mind of a Kentuckian, really
ChippTunes: STOP RIGHT NOW
 ButButTheJesus: JESUS CHRIST
 Bunnarchist: 
 PigmyOcelot: The whole point of Stonehenge is the mystery tho?
 vellebastet: LMAO
 JonnyGlitched: "just like"
 matthaus_c: how does one miss the point of STONEHENGE
 TemporallyAwry: And ya'll thought the guy collecting chamber-pots had a weird hobby. 
 lochnessseammonster:  
 princess_intell: i wanna go there omg
 RockPusher: I mean, that looks like it is probably more fun to visit than the more popular stonehenge
ihlendrax: Wooow….
Ilyusion: Chester Frier has to be a Simpsons character
 fastlane250: is there a MN Stonehenge?
 elah806: America!!!!
 ButButTheJesus dies
 vellebastet:   
 DEATHlikescats: The AUDACITY
MadmanOreo: "I can build half of that"
MajorFrostbyte: I mean, he wasn't wrong...?
 ani_laurel: big mood tbh
 raulghoulia: can do american spirit
 burleyboar: Washing state has one of these - after WW1 it was made in concrete to help us learn to never have another terrible war. 
LeeshaJoy: does it work as a solar calendar though
SquidVorb: Stonehenge from Wish
veelofar: I am In Pain
Licourtrix: it's laurel co. you'll get too high on meth to sleep anyway.
 Nuurgle: guaranteed some KY witches have banged in there
 JonnyGlitched: $1000? That's a bargain
DoodlestheGreat: Sure. Why not. Thank goodness Kentucky is home of bourbon, because I'll be needing a few gallons.
 philippekav: myself and my tractor
EricTheOrange: PSH stupid druids, I could do that.
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 betweenmyself: Much like the original Stone Henge, one question remains…  Why?
 JonnyGlitched: You'd spend more just on labor
TheAinMAP: Nebraska, I believe, has a Car-hedge.
 azninsect: rock park.
 GDwarble: Honestly, I can kinda respect the "Heck, I could do that" thing
 matthaus_c: and that's a ROCK FACT
 Twilight_Spark: I'm here for it.
 Mischievous_Catgeist: that kinda rocks
 thraximore: Rock Park
 CodeIndigo: @LeeshaJoy Nope, because kentucky is at a remarkably different latitude than England
NimrodXIV: hope you like rocks
 lirazel64: Gethsemane?
 northos: love me a good rock park
 SnackPak_:  rocks 
 PharaohBender27: @burleyboar Argh, I can't remember the name, but I've been to the museum that's near
 Bunnarchist: rock park...
 ani_laurel: I respect that guy tbh
 definenull: gethsemane?
 Darleysam: the pyramids, the hanging gardens of babylon, atlantis
 JonnyGlitched: It's bad
 Diabore: sounds rockin
Fanklok: What about rock lobster?
 CururuGuasu: Dude has a theme going
 BusTed: It is scenic.
 DraygoSound: Rock 'till you drop, I guess
BrightstormRising: @LeeshaJoy I believe that it does, if it's the recreation that I think it is.
 PharaohBender27: Also I'm pretty It looks smaller
silenceaux: Is that the same scale? It looks smaller but I'm not sure
 SK__Ren: Is it aligned to the lunar calendar?
Licourtrix: @nuurgle I have for sure.
 PigmyOcelot: rock park is a very kentucky attraction
 mercano82: Did I hear a rock and stone?
 SymphonicLolita: there's some rocks standing
 CobaltOnion: love a rock park
 fastlane250: After five seconds of googling the MN Stonehenge verdict is: ehhhhhh, not really? *shrug*
 Laurence72: Can we listen to Rock Lobster there?
 laundreydhull: oh, nevermind. tis a mere replica(probably for a local masonry cult)
 Arclight_Dynamo: This is very much not accurate.
 thraximore: those rocks are not as impressive
 princess_intell: for one guy and a thousand bucks, this is amazing
 Too_Many_Knives: Spinal Tap anyone
 cmdrelk: 
iarethel0ser: This stonehenge goes to 11.
 azninsect: "we have stonehenge at home"
 Too_Many_Knives: Ah Serge beat me
 Draynus: Stonehenge 2
 tehcrashxor: Yeah, that's not even close to accurate
 JonnyGlitched: The slabs are cut using modern methods
 Vilun: I think he turned it down from 11
 RockPusher: I love that we are sending a teetotaller to Kentucky to ignore the bourbon and decimate the chickens 
Ilyusion: Parody parody
 TheMerricat: https://www.wnky.com/throwback-thursday-kentucky-stonehenge-compared-to-the-real-thing/
 BrowneePoints: Loo ah vull
 laikagoat: luh'vel
 BaconL0rdes: Clearly no one here has every heard of Foamhenge.
 electra310: Louis-ville, lol
Wrexadecimal: what?
 DiscordianTokkan: LOL
 Raincoast_Bear: I see standing stones. I see no henge (the henge is the ditch).
 Dog_of_Myth: WHAT
 SymphonicLolita: wh a t
 SkylerRingtail: The WHAT
  amative1: the what!?
 ContingentCat: the what?
 Nuurgle: there's no S in Louisville
 Too_Many_Knives: wat
 Pteraspidomorphi: Who?
 GDwarble: The...the what?
 thraximore: interesting
Shadowsoflife: ???
 Nigouki: 
NimrodXIV: I'm sorry wut
 CururuGuasu: Pardon?
 shurtal: "COPRORATE MAGICIAN"
 YawnLance: I'M SORRY?!
  mowdownjoe: wat
 public_key_reveal_party: the WHAT?
 RockPusher: Frito lay… magician…
ghyllnox: Lewy-ville
 Sheikun07: How does she FIND these things
  Serifina: I'm... like... 90% sure... she's pronouncing that city name wrong... according to Kentucyans
 A_Dub888: Pardonbus?
LeeshaJoy: The official what of the what now
BrightstormRising: I'm sorry.
 JonnyGlitched: Most men were a guy
 vellebastet: WHATTT
 Geldaran: 
 DraygoSound: That's the most obscure pull in any showcase ever
silenceaux: that was a lot of different concepts jammed together in a way I did NOT expect
 chimingfish: wat
ghyllnox: The s is silent
 tidehollowcat: Those were a whole lot of words
Ilyusion: Corporate Magician?
DoodlestheGreat: Oh, I like this!
 DEATHlikescats: A what???!?!
  alexsteacy: 
 Laurence72: Thank you Matt for giving voice to my thoughts
Mysticman89: coroporate magicians. so...accountants
EricTheOrange: Ah yes corporate magicians, they make money disapear
Legitimate_Businessperson: the official what?
 miniMacGuru: The pronounced "s" in Louisville is throwing me off
ApocalypseEnthusiast: corporate magician. cyberpunk rig class
Boon_33: sounds like a pro magician to me
 SnackPak_: why not
  bv310: His other job title was CHIP WIZARD!
 ContingentCat: why does frito lay have a magician?
 teddywhosabear: how do you put these together, oh my GOD
 flamewave7: no bat?
WhaddageekAU: I shouldn't have question Kathleen's cursedness.  I regret questioning the mistress of madness and her showcase of shock.
 DEATHlikescats: Matt is chat
 vellebastet:     
Despoiler98:     WUT
 PigmyOcelot: oh dear
Ilyusion: Corporate Magician = con man
 djalternative: @Serifina there's a way they say it in Kentucky and a way the rest of the country says it
 BusTed: Man knew what he liked.
 princess_intell: that sounds fum
 princess_intell: \*fun
 Laurence72: Was he a peer of the Hostess Fruit Pie sorcerer?
 saucemaster5000: new hero
 JonnyGlitched: Desperate to stay relevant
Angreed66: did they?
 Diabore: oof kathleen, oof
 PharaohBender27: Can't remember if I remembered to post this - https://clips.twitch.tv/ProductiveDarlingDugongPhilosoraptor-GB-xgQ-NWq36XHcs
 RockPusher:   
 thraximore: aw
 Raincoast_Bear: Louie -ville?
 princess_intell: my man lived his best life
 saucemaster5000: He lived the life that happened to him
 Vilun: the title corporate magician makes me think embezzlement or tax evasion
BlueChloroplast: good for him!
 DiscordianTokkan: He died as he lived, yelling Frito Lay™
 ButButTheJesus:   
 Bunnarchist: good for him, honestly
 laikagoat: oh no, the lexington airport is so so tiny
 PigmyOcelot: Fridolay, your frito bag is now mostly air
 BaconL0rdes: WHY ATLANTA
 CaptainSpam: Good ol' Bluegrass Airport.
 DeM0nFiRe: I am gonna guess 1400USD
 NotCainNorAbel: 11.5 layover!
 ani_laurel: oooh westjet
 SymphonicLolita: calgary airport is Fine
 DraygoSound: Hey companies used to have official clowns, so magician is not *that* weird
 BaconL0rdes: ANY airport but Atlanta.
 thraximore: @saucemaster5000 Sure but none of the rest of us are getting statues for it
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 margieargie: North of Atlanta, that's for sure
 BrowneePoints: very east
 Twilight_Spark: South of Michigan and Indiana.
ThorSokar: Below Ohio
 thraximore: north of tennessee
 Nuurgle: @Raincoast_Bear close, but you have to mumble the first part
ghyllnox: It's rather in the middle
 laikagoat: atl airport best airport
 SkylerRingtail: The somewhat problematic part
mutabah: It's the chicken
 shurtal: due south of toronto by like 800 miles
 SnackPak_: 
 betweenmyself: At the “How-to” fair near my place growing up, the magicians would have us chant the magic words “Orchard Supply Hardware”, the name of the local hardware store.
Licourtrix: shout-out to Lexington! I can see the airport from my apartment
 princess_intell: @BaconL0rdes delta hub, 90% of flights go through there
 Arclight_Dynamo: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e2/Kentucky_in_United_States.svg/300px-Kentucky_in_United_States.svg.png
 Brozard: It's between Florida and New York
Despoiler98: South of Illinois
 vellebastet: In the bad part
 TemporallyAwry:  ... yes, a bit north of Florida
 CodeIndigo: middle-south, far east
 JonnyGlitched: It's shaped like a piece of fried chicken
Boon_33: it's where the last mohican was headed 
 CururuGuasu: Eastern, kind of in the middle vertically
BrightstormRising: Flying through Atlanta? You might want to jump out of the plane instead.
 djalternative: Non-kentucky says it Louie -ville, Kentucky calls it lou-uh-vle
 Gureiseion: Between Florida and the Great Lakes I guess
 philippekav: 'above'
ghyllnox: It's considered "south" but just barely, it's Appalachian
 flamewave7: South of Indiana
  amative1: the midwest is west of that
 Twilight_Spark: Yeah it's considered the midwest.
 margieargie: Not really, we're stilly pretty south here
 flatluigi: the midwest is in the middle and west
 PerryThePlatypusBear: north of tennessee, south of Ohio
 Dog_of_Myth: It's close
 Nuurgle: KY is definitely the SOUTH
 public_key_reveal_party: the mid west is in the MID
 Diabore: 11 30 hour layover and 11 hour layover, no thank you
 notthepenguins: no thats the midwest
 korvys: https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/B3N6uYWVxi6DK9yhA4CdhV-1200-80.jpg
 EOstby: It's just barely below the Midwest.
 CaptainSpam: Kentucky is the poor man's South.
 teddywhosabear: Kentucky is like where the midwest meets the South meets despair
Fanklok: If your Virginia is below your Florida please contact your doctor
 electra310: Midwest is just above Kentucky
gehennam_reborn: Kentucky borders Ohio
 GDwarble: More the mideast
 BrowneePoints: Kentucky is Rustbelt or Appalachian or "South"
 thraximore: Tennessee is the plate, Kentucky is the chicken
 TheThirdTail: Kentucky is like... straddling the line between the south and midwest
 ContingentCat: I know Ohio now
 Dillatont: It's the south, even though it's not very far south
 mercano82: Ohio is Midwest, but I don’t think Kentucky is.
 TheMerricat: Kentucky is NOT midwest, Kentucky is firmly SOUTH land
 notthepenguins: the "midwest" is way more east than you'd think
 kusinohki: lake michigan, go south through indiana.  bam kentucky
 PharaohBender27: @electra310 Above and west of
gehennam_reborn: It's two states away from Canada
Spades_Slicc: As the premier lands identifier of the format Serge
 underhill33: kentucky was  originally part of virginia
ChippTunes: we’re pretty easty and middleish here in VA
TheAinMAP: Kentucky borders four Midwest states.
KeytarCat: DC is NOTABLY further south than you expect
 margieargie: Welcome to hub-and-spoke airline models...
 F1SHOR: america needs like 20 less states time for mergers lol
 ani_laurel: 11h layover in Calgary. He can crash on my couch
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 BaconL0rdes: @korvys Gotta love Mimal.
 Diabore: 11 and a half
 PharaohBender27: 
 Brozard: Indiana is North Kentucky
TheAinMAP: 
Wrexadecimal: Plenty of time to take a nap
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 WearingCats_CwC: Look, everyone knows America is just a big box made of two coasts, a cold bit and a hot bit, and inside that box is nothing that anyone cares about
 Diabore: twice!
 betweenmyself: They even put it on the license plate.  Virginia:  Just on the Right
 margieargie: Pretty much every flight to and from Kentucky pretty much goes through Atlanta...
 CodeIndigo: Dice Friends new season
 laikagoat: while on the way from calgary, can you bring our hockey team back, thanks
 Mazrae: both ways
 BusTed: https://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/How-to-Find-Kentucky.jpg
 public_key_reveal_party: also, serge not knowing american geography might get all us americans to fight each other over technicalities
 CodeIndigo: Calgary by Night
Ilyusion: Serge is a geography expert not a math expert Kathleen
  amative1: it's only 10:55 on the return
 kusinohki: @brozard you take that back!!
 Dog_of_Myth: @Brozard As someone from Indiana, you're not wrong
silenceaux: You won't have to do international customs / screening on the Victoria - Calgary leg, at least
  Juliamon: public_key_reveal_party that's assuming we americans have any better idea of placement
 Brozard: @kusinohki refer to @Dog_of_Myth
 CodeIndigo: Do you get lunch at the cafe?
 margieargie: It's Kentucky, the -value- is 0, the question is what the price is 
 saucemaster5000: 4 days???
 Cavemanhar: 3.5k canadian
 definenull: stainless steel
 mercano82: is there a food budget while at the KFC?
KWardJenx: Really making the word, "value" do a lot of work in that sentence.
 Master_Gunner: I forgot how weirdly shaped Maryland is
 Mischievous_Catgeist: $4
 Laurence72: I think Matt's is more expensive, and also much much cooler.
 CodeIndigo: I'll say 4100 CAD
 laikagoat: serge has no vehicle, matt has no hotel
 SkylerRingtail: "Four Nights At Chickenfest" - episode title?
ThorSokar: Did anyone else notice how Matt's showcase had no hotel in it?
 Diabore: ill say 2780
 RealGamerCow: 1700 CAD
 Darleysam: $800
 laikagoat: kentucky is a long state too
 Brozard: 1250 CAD
 ButButTheJesus: $1250
 DEATHlikescats: 1275
  Sarah_Serinde: ThorSokar Lots of people commented on it yes 
ralphthellama: steel skillet, not cast iron
  Serifina: @ThorSokar Oh, we noticed, it was commented on
 samuraitiger19: $5,625
 ContingentCat: lol cheep
 RockPusher:   
TheAinMAP: @ThorSokar It had a car instead.
DigitalSeahorse: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 39:24.
 BaconL0rdes: Kentucky Stonehenge is nowhere close to as cool as Foamhenge.
 Durdenstein: Cheep
 electra310: Oh no, that's gonna be costly
 RockPusher:   
KeytarCat: @ThorSokar They got a car
 Durdenstein: Cheep cheep
DoodlestheGreat: CHEEP 🐔
 laikagoat: very
silenceaux: Low barrier to entry, but a lot of neat stuff
 margieargie: @laikagoat Yeah, but most of this stuff is in the eastern half, even the Lousiville parts are central at best
 andy1503: i'm slamdunking 950
 Cavemanhar: 100 bucks a night
 Nuurgle: Chickenfest is *cheep cheep*
KeytarCat: oop
Boon_33: one million doll hairs at the museum
ThorSokar: ya, I assume Matt sleeps in the car on his
 Twilight_Spark: $40 a night sounds high.
 DraygoSound: Going to Kentucky is free, but leaving is gonna cost you
ghyllnox: I think that's too much
 Nukified: this might be the most fun to be had in Kentucky
kuroyuri09: wow I was actually thinking $20 for the hotel
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ghyllnox: For the accomodations
 Driosenth: $40 CAD
 gualdhar: are you including the cost of bed bug removal after the hotel stay?
 DEATHlikescats: Oh no he’s legit doing math
aynahl_feasting: She didn't say it was a cheap hotel, just the worst rated
 TemporallyAwry: I'd call it around 1666 total.
 djalternative: I know rates for things in Kentucky right now so I'll refrain
 teddywhosabear: $2k all in.
 meepsalot: I honestly would do this trip and be quite happy
 Durdenstein: $1175 CAD
 margieargie: @DEATHlikescats It's after 11, he's fine
 CodeIndigo: Oh, Serge, when you're the only place in town-- which that place seemingly is by the total lack of effort or livability-- they can charge whatever the bus they want
 VorlonScout: The ventriloquism museum is probably free except for your soul
  Sarah_Serinde: DEATHlikescats It's after 11 
 laikagoat: @laikagoat yeah, but you gotta take greyhound or what not to get around
 ButButTheJesus: that laugh
  Juliamon: yeah, you don't pay for the ventriloquist museum with mortal cash
 laundreydhull: wait, wait. should we consider inflation costs because of *reasons*?
 SymphonicLolita: yeah that seems about right
 Raincoast_Bear: Yes, some of us say Cow-gary.
  Sarah_Serinde: Everything is expensive and it sucks
  mowdownjoe: Serge + math = NaN
 RealGamerCow: The little legs off of the main hubs are surprisingly expensive.  It cost me like $500 to go to Birmingham Alabama
 ContingentCat: !findquote math
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  Juliamon: Facts!
 ButButTheJesus: FACTS
 RockPusher: Facts! Facts! Facts!
 DEATHlikescats: @sarah_serinde @margieargie ooh you have a good point!
 vellebastet: Facts!
 PharaohBender27: Dang
 samuraitiger19: Not nbaed
 azninsect: wow
 trainpants: what a deal
 Durdenstein: Ventriloquism Museum admission is just 1 soul.
DigitalSeahorse:  
3cbb: Number 2 huh
   LoadingReadyRun:  #2 Euro
 ButButTheJesus: P I G
 Durdenstein: It doesn't even have to be yours.
Nyxjbm: We need a Live that’s just factchat with Kathleen 
 DEATHlikescats: These showcases are so cool
 samuraitiger19: wow
 RockPusher: Cheap and delicious
 DraygoSound: 18  eurobuck?
 vellebastet: wow
 djalternative: @Sarah_Serinde things cost fuck nothing in Kentucky. gas is like $2.50 right now
 grgriffin3: 18 bucks to look at pigs and then eat one? I'm in
  Juliamon: I want to hug the pig
 RealGamerCow: 18 euro for iberico?
 Pteraspidomorphi: Jamon can be very expensive so that *is* cheap
 ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon same
 ContingentCat: how much does it cost to leave?
 GDwarble: "Free to get into, $500 to get out"
 VorlonScout: How much does it cost to leave the doll museum?
 WearingCats_CwC: But you have to pay to leave
 Laurence72: free to enter. To leave will cost you $150
  Sarah_Serinde: @Sarah_Serinde I mean I commenting in response to flight costs, and since they're not *within* Kentucky I doubt they're as cheap as that
Licourtrix: @djalternative  insert Kentucky high five here
 Fruan: I thought it was going to be "The doll museum is free to get into... but you have to pay to get out"
 samuraitiger19: jeez
 Raincoast_Bear: @GDwarble Or produce 100 Dolls.
 princess_intell: not bad
ThorSokar: hahaha
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 margieargie: If you're worried about organization, Serge, you'll be fine with Kentucky, we're not organized at all here 
 DraygoSound: 60? Nightmare fuel is getting expensive!
 grgriffin3: It's a big chair
 RealGamerCow: Probably Brexit.  Old bats from England would love that tour
 djalternative: @Licourtrix Oh. I'm from Chicago. I just have family in Erlanger so I visit once or twice a year
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Mazrae: second largest chair
Ilyusion: So many dead trees
 LordZarano: It's made of WOOD?
Mysticman89: the sign seems weird
 saucemaster5000: who's the chairman of the company?
Ilyusion: Chairman of the Board
DigitalSeahorse: meh I've seen bigger
 margieargie: 
 Diabore: 
LostThePirate: 
 samuraitiger19: wow
 grgriffin3: 
 GDwarble: For *that*?
 WearingCats_CwC: When Roadquest Barcelona?
 ContingentCat: for that?
 samuraitiger19: That's a deal
 SymphonicLolita: 
 RockPusher: … okay
 azninsect: 
 Twilight_Spark: That's somewhat more than I expected.
 public_key_reveal_party: 
  amative1: that's 1150 CAD
 iris_of_ether: 
ghyllnox: It runs
 philippekav: no thanks
 Bunnarchist: 
Angreed66: remember parts have a base cost
 BaconL0rdes: God that photo of the chair LOOKED like an AI generated photo.
 samuraitiger19: Welp I''m way over. I way overestimated the cost of the car
 drthvd3r: Too much rust. It's a Lancia.
 DraygoSound: Drive the car in the sewer and leave it there
 sblue333: I'm shocked how good Serge is at math after 11AM
 thraximore: sewer*
 ButButTheJesus: how much for a gas mask
  Sarah_Serinde: pfft
 PharaohBender27: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Sneaky 
ThorSokar: hashahaha
 azninsect: sneaky sneaky
 ButButTheJesus: deception!
Licourtrix: good news. Kentucky bedbugs are getting pesticide resistance at an alarming rate. oh wait that's not good at all
silenceaux: Four hours _per week_ is wild
 RockPusher: sblue333 ah, but is it accurate at math or just confident at math after 11am? 
 Bunnarchist: damn that's a narrow timeframe
  ritchards: isn't that the same time as the sewer tour?
 Bunnarchist: DAMN
 Twilight_Spark: Yes yeah.
 PharaohBender27: Dang
 DraygoSound: What is the museum doing all week that they can't let people in?
 Laurence72: The host for those tour is just killing time 
  Sarah_Serinde: Ooh I guessed 2.5k so not terrible
 margieargie: Not bad!
  Juliamon: DraygoSound Can't afford to staff it, probably
 TheMerricat: @draygosound probably being unstaffed
 PharaohBender27: Oh good he didn't go over
mutabah: Who had 3k?
 DeM0nFiRe: I guessed 2500USD so I was over
 SymphonicLolita: 
 Raincoast_Bear: Car worth it since he doesn't have hotel...
 PharaohBender27: 
 DEATHlikescats: @licourtrix don’t worry, soon it’ll be too hot and dry for them to survive anyway!
 laikagoat:   
 ButButTheJesus: ayyyyy!
 Twilight_Spark: Man I was within 50USD with mine.
SquidVorb: Does anyone know what music this is btw?
 RealGamerCow: I guessed 3100 CAD
 Bunnarchist: 
ThorSokar: hahahaha
 CodeIndigo: I said 2700 EUR but had I known it was in CAD that was pretty close
 ButButTheJesus: CHKN
 Raincoast_Bear: @SquidVorb It's from the price is right.
Fanklok: How much to hire Kathleen as my travel agent?
  Raiger: Honestly the Kentucky trip sounded pretty fun
 margieargie: It sure is, we actually have -good- fried chicken here rather than KFC 
 teddywhosabear: honestly, kathleen should have vacation planning/travel agency as a side hustle. this is ART
 RockPusher:   
DigitalSeahorse:  gameshow music
 definenull: so sneaky
Ilyusion: Good gravy streamer
 RockPusher:  
 saucemaster5000: It's the US so you have to add the cost of the doctor's appointment
 DraygoSound: Is the CBC looking for an extremely economical travel show?
Licourtrix: kfc is much cheaper here in Kentucky.
 LarkSachrosis: What bands played last year?
 CodeIndigo: Kentucky's best Whitesnake Tribute Band
 samuraitiger19: Nice
Wrexadecimal: 5 bux?
 definenull: value!
 RealGamerCow: lol
  Juliamon: That's a fuckin' bargain
 azninsect: value!@
  alexsteacy: Five bucks five bucks five bucks
 Gureiseion: Sold!
silenceaux: That's a good price for real food
 princess_intell: that's a legit value
  ritchards: all cooked on the skillet
Boon_33: #value
 BrowneePoints: American County/State Fairs have REAL good food deals
 notthepenguins: economies of skillet
 Laurence72: I'd buy that meal, heck yeah!
 djalternative: like I said. you pay nothing in Kentucky
 CobaltOnion: dece
 princess_intell: it probably tastes really good too
 fastlane250: "I gotta go to Kentucky" said no one ever before this stream
 margieargie: Yeah, it's relatively cheap here!  ...that's about all we've got going for us
 BrowneePoints: Real Talk, Kentucky is pretty
Licourtrix: @laurence72 I'll hold you to that.
ThorSokar: hahahahaha
 BrowneePoints: and stuff is cheap
 azninsect: very insistent
LeeshaJoy: @BrowneePoints the deals are good. the food is significantly less so.
kuroyuri09: wow thats pricy
 sblue333: Honestly driving down for chicken fest sounds fun
 BrowneePoints: @LeeshaJoy How DARE you
 Diabore: jesus
  terribleplan: He's totally keeping that deposit
 HbombAndFriends: I would totally watch a “Kathleen’s Cheap Destinations” series.
 Earthenone: do you get it back? after all that chickensweat?
 margieargie: @BrowneePoints Okay, yeah, at least as long as the mountaintop didn't get removed for coal mining...
DoodlestheGreat: That's way more than I would expect for a roach motel.
 notthepenguins: yeah you're not getting that deposit back
 RealGamerCow: that's what, 90 CAD?
Licourtrix: @margieargie  I mean, we're here at least?!
KeytarCat: I was right!
 Pteraspidomorphi: The shittiest hotel I've been to was also the one owned by the most strangely suspicious owner
 Diabore: i thought 15
   LoadingReadyRun:  clearly they've been burned on that deposit thing
silenceaux: That's a hotel clerk who has dealt with someone arriving exhausted, then getting surprised and then mad about the deposit
 kusinohki: honestly, all of LRR could prolly move to kentucky and build a moonbase since cost of living is so much lower than victoria...
ghyllnox: $60 to stay in a cockroach infested shitehole?
Angreed66: With the insistence yeah that deposit isn't coming back
  alexsteacy: @LoadingReadyRun They definitely lost a TV
 ButButTheJesus: NO
 samuraitiger19: NOOOOO
ghyllnox: Per night?
MajorFrostbyte: Please, no.
 thraximore: 
 CodeIndigo: @ghyllnox PLUS THE DEPOSIT!!!!
 DraygoSound: How much to sleep at the vent figure museum?
  mowdownjoe:  
 azninsect: oh noooo
vensers_lab_tech: Thats not a clerk, its the single guy who owns and runs the hotel
 miniMacGuru: I mean, Edgar Bergen was pretty decent on radio
 Laurence72: How much to post bail after I burn it down?
 Raincoast_Bear: You'd have to pay ME to go to that museum.
 samuraitiger19: wow
iarethel0ser: Is the therapy included in this showcase?
 Earthenone: how much does it cost to leave?
Licourtrix: @kusinohki they could buy an abandoned mall for what they probably pay to live in Victoria
 Bunnarchist: $15????
DigitalSeahorse:  
 definenull: guided by a doll?
 RockPusher: I assume the guy just wants people to talk to
 betweenmyself: If you can hear the dummys’ mouths clacking open and shut?
 Vilun: who pays $15 to get murdered by dolls?
ThorSokar: Paul, considering the price, and their insistence on the deposit, I would bet they have frequent "oldest profession" usage
 DraygoSound: "Hey man, I wanna see your stones!"
 RealGamerCow: I guessed free for this because Carhenge is free
 ButButTheJesus: Fry-er
 BaconL0rdes: Kentucky is nothing if not on-brand.
 MichaelVYee: Mebbe the guide is to make sure you stay safe
 public_key_reveal_party: @Vilun I mean, I've paid more to see a horror movie
 margieargie: @BaconL0rdes It is... very painfully on-brand sometimes
 Pteraspidomorphi: Kentucky vacations seem very cheap, other than the hotel
 Mr_Whyt: who?
 burleyboar: Nominative determinism!
 ButButTheJesus: I think I said 1250
 CodeIndigo: Oh, I was WAY OVER
 BusTed: 
 RealGamerCow: oooh, I said 1700.  So close on both
 control_rig: Wow!
 PharaohBender27: 
 Bunnarchist: DAMN
 azninsect: ohhhh
 SymphonicLolita: nice
  bv310: JEBUS
  Sarah_Serinde: Nice work Serge
 SnackPak_: 
 maijstral: only 400 bucks off
TheAinMAP:   
 Bunnarchist: 
 laikagoat:    
 Laurence72:   
 TemporallyAwry: Wow, my 1666 was good  ...
Proprietous: Serge gets BOTH showcases
 ButButTheJesus: ding ding ding!
 Twilight_Spark: Damn, I was 13USD over on that one.
 Earthenone: within 250 means he wins both showcases!
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 DEATHlikescats: So close to getting both!
 OwlStarVera: Almost won both showcases!
 Diabore: so within 500 means he gets both!
 SymphonicLolita: 
 electra310: Good job, chicken man!
SmoreThanAFeelin: Oh danggg!!
 Amberzenn:   
 PharaohBender27:   
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Proprietous: Yeah if he's within 250 he gets both
 ButButTheJesus:   
 DeM0nFiRe: I guessed 1400USD still over lol
 blepharic: 
 Fruan: Serge gonna get some chicken!
  mowdownjoe: Serge won both showcases?
 Darleysam: that's why they put Serge in charge of Road Quest
 RockPusher: I did okay - was within $400 for each and under on both
 nitrosarcastro: do NOT
 margieargie: Congrats, Serge, you're doing to Kentucky!... uh, I mean I'm sorry, you have to go to Kentucky
 Dog_of_Myth: 
ghyllnox: Do NOT stay in that hotel
 RealGamerCow: Louisville is nice, parts of it at least
 sblue333: Is Serge the first double winner??
silenceaux: There's got to be a harvest / farmer festival somewhere in BC
 Manae: Is Serge within theh "win both" margin?
SmoreThanAFeelin: Red River Gorge is sweeet!
Boon_33: only 11.5 hour layover in calgry
ThorSokar: "Kathleen's Esoteric Tours"
princess_intell: man, i want $5 amazing fried chicken now
 miniMacGuru: KY Horse Park is fun, but not as unique
 PharaohBender27:   
 RockPusher:   
 Diabore: @Boon_33 only 11 on the way back
 azninsect: 
RebekahWSD: @Manae I thought that was only for exact?
 Sorator13: I want Kathleen to plan a trip for me sometime
 definenull: pre record?
 Mollylele: serge I will go to Vent Haven with you
 burleyboar: With in $100 to get both
DoodlestheGreat: Louisville is home of the Louisville Slugger baseball bat company, too.
 Jobot180: Louisville is a nice city. Good restaurants and bars.
  Juliamon: Pteraspidomorphi It *is* the South, though.
vensers_lab_tech: Kathleen do you do travel agent work? Not entirely joking
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh boy
 kumatsu: another escape room?
 ButButTheJesus: oh no
Licourtrix: @margieargie wanna go half in on taking serge to cup of commonwealth?
Nyxjbm: Special Patreon drive to send Serge on his showcase, this one seems viable
 azninsect: oh
 Dog_of_Myth: YES
 kumatsu: aw
Wrexadecimal: ohyes
 EOstby: If you come near early August, you can double the Kentucky vacation with GenCon.
 sblue333: 
  Serifina: oh nooooo
 laikagoat: yes!
 definenull: oh no
 notthepenguins: oh NO
Wrexadecimal: askmaster time?
 margieargie: (But real talk, if you want to vacation in nature, Kentucky's actually really good for that)
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh Yes
 Sheikun07: welp
 RainyMint: OH YES
adambomb625: Askmaster?
 PharaohBender27: AskMaster?
 iSmartMan1: BARNABY
 SymphonicLolita: hiiii bartleby
TheAinMAP: 
DigitalSeahorse: yay
  bv310: GIBB!
 electra310: Oh, is this what they were filming during the Let's Nope?
 RockPusher: 
   LoadingReadyRun:  I feel like the $15 deposit is probably sufficient to replace everything in the room
 Nuurgle: Bartleby likes things smooth, though
 azninsect: gibb XD
  mowdownjoe: Oh no... Bartleby...
 hidingbox: more assmaster, I mean askmasster
Boon_33: yes and!
 Diabore: 
 PharaohBender27: It's the AskMaster music
 GDwarble: Bartelby thinks things are too smooth, Gibb thinks things have gotten too hairy
 DEATHlikescats: Lol
 CodeIndigo: ASKMASTER? ASKMASTER!
DigitalSeahorse: 
 betweenmyself: Yes…  and?
Xavbull: they have walkie talkies?
 laundreydhull:     
 RockPusher: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 DEATHlikescats: Heck yeah!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 laundreydhull: xD
 hidingbox: lol
 mrjujubeans: Yas!!
RebekahWSD: So far this is like, my ideal episode. Showcase Showdown then AskMaster?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
dreamshaper12: XD
Ersas: Huzzah!
 Angelic_Bovines: extremely on-character walk-ons
 Diabore: lot of meat bags
silenceaux: Oh this is a lot of clowns
 Bunnarchist: oh hell yes
 Sorator13: I hate how relatable that is, Beej
 DEATHlikescats: This is gonna be great
  MrPhlip: @xavbull looks like the ones from road quest
joallthedogs: 
 Mazrae: we need to get ben into one of these
Xavbull: @MrPhlip an omen or a blessing?
 gnyrinn: I thought Bartleby would be the theatrical type to have said "Send in the clowns".
 TemporallyAwry: Oh, that's a good table 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 BaconL0rdes: Oh this IS in Askmaster episode!
 DEATHlikescats: Ooh the rhombus table!
 Fruan: That is such a beautiful table
 GDwarble: Walkies-Talky, yes
 margieargie: Ah, right, that's a walkie-talkie, I thought that was a lighter at first
Licourtrix: @loadingreadyrun Paul for 15 you could probably upgrade the room with the contents of a goodwill
 ContingentCat: Ooo table
 djalternative: oh. an ASSMaster segment!
 thraximore: D:
 trainpants: Polo
 GrassVortex: 
 A_Dub888: Polo
DigitalSeahorse: Taskmaster
 laundreydhull: ha.
 Laurence72: Will they call for an emergency meeting?
 Easilycrazyhat: Literally had to do this for work. They're doing it all wrong XD
 definenull: I wish we had them live reacting
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Ersas: 
EricTheOrange: did they prod kathleen to use the walkie talkie?
 Diabore: coris hair got long
 Sorator13: I'm glad Kathleen came back to get the walkie talkie
  alexsteacy: Dang Cori's hair so golden and floofy
  Juliamon: LOL
Wrexadecimal: loool
  amative1: lol
 GDwarble: Hah
 DeM0nFiRe: lol
 azninsect: hahah oh no
  alexsteacy: LMAO
 PharaohBender27: 
Xavbull: LOL
 RockPusher: 
NimrodXIV: oops lol
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh no 
 control_rig: Haha
 CodeIndigo: HAHAHA
 definenull: LOL
 Ryenji: 
 Mazrae: lol
silenceaux: Did Kathleen change the channel?
 CaptainSpam: Ha!
RebekahWSD: lmao
 Bunnarchist: LOL
 SK__Ren: Oh nooo
LostThePirate: XD
adambomb625: lol
 laundreydhull: The Multi-LRRs is reel!?
 miniMacGuru: That edit 
  RomanGoro: hahahahaha
 NightValien28: lol
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
 ButButTheJesus: OOP
 Sheikun07: oh nyo
 RainyMint: LOL
  Serifina: OMG
Boon_33: 
 thraximore: NO
TheAinMAP: Oh no.
  MrPhlip: lmao
 hidingbox: rip
 electra310: Lmao
 margieargie: Don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello...
 Cavemanhar: perception 1
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 thraximore: 
 definenull: a star editing
 Mazrae: no no no lol no
 Easilycrazyhat: Fyi, the secret tech is tapping the mic, or using feedback if you get two. Talking just masks the noise with your own voice.
LeeshaJoy: turning into a FNAF game here
 Travilogue: There is a shrine nearby
 A_Dub888: Do we know if the walkies are on?
 CouldntPickAUsername: four counting the one on the table?
  amative1: 4 crappy orange ones, and 4 crappy blue ones
Licourtrix: if y'all spent any time in Kentucky yad probably know walkies usually have a call button.
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  Sarah_Serinde: 
 AshBurnem: Oh, hey. Shattered Glass Goldbug
Xavbull: work health and safety first!
 DeM0nFiRe: @Travilogue  I've been playing through BotW, was playing it just before watching this
 laundreydhull: it's as if they're calling each other but they can't get through each other.
DigitalSeahorse: walkies are on
 PharaohBender27: 
 Brozard: Safety third!
 Rob_Racoon: SAfety third!
 RockPusher: bloop! bloop!
 DraygoSound: They hid one of them behind the last thing Graham didn't monetize!
 RockPusher: 
 A_Dub888: Marco!
Wrexadecimal: pollo
 RockPusher: Pollo!
  amative1: Chicken Pollo
 BusTed: 
 azninsect: pollo
raaabr: Adam!
  Sarah_Serinde: Hi Adam 
 saucemaster5000: hi adam
 teddywhosabear: hi adam
 CaptainSpam: Hi Adam!
 PharaohBender27: Ohai 
 kumatsu: Hi Adam!
 Diabore: surprise adam!
 gnome_friend: Hi 
 SK__Ren: Bonus adam
 Sorator13: Hi adam!
Ersas: Adam go Vroom
 Dog_of_Myth: Hi Adam
 ButButTheJesus: hi adam
 BusTed: 
 BaconL0rdes: Hi Adam!
 hidingbox: Adam wondering what everyone is doing
 DiscordianTokkan: Hi Background Adam!
 thraximore: Hi adam! 
 DeM0nFiRe: oooof
 azninsect: uh
 Ritaspirithntr:  Hi Adam!
 teddywhosabear: lmao
  amative1: wait wat
Wrexadecimal: lmaooo
  alexsteacy: BEEJ
 margieargie: Wow
  Juliamon: 
 SymphonicLolita: 
 ButButTheJesus: AGAIN
 laundreydhull: Marco  to Polo 
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh no 
 SkylerRingtail: OMG
 Bunnarchist: OOF
 definenull: BEEJ
 laikagoat:   
Xavbull: oh my goooosh
NimrodXIV: Beej too, oh nooo
 GDwarble: hah
 RealGamerCow: wooow
  Serifina: Oh my GOD
Tempest2097: The twofer!
TheAinMAP: Oh no, not again.
 Ryenji: 
adambomb625: Nice job Beej
 CodeIndigo: OH WOW
 electra310: This was definitely what they were filming during the Lets Nope
 PharaohBender27: Welp
 Sheikun07: they keep missing it
 Its_VeeBot: Perception -1
 LarkSachrosis: 
 NightValien28: NO ONE SEES THAT ONE
 Diabore: looks right at it
iarethel0ser: Failed spot check.
Boon_33: 
 CaptainSpam: Okay, what.
dreamshaper12: XD
 public_key_reveal_party: 
 thraximore: oh
 Fruan: Camoflage too good
 Bunnarchist: HOW
 thraximore: my
 thraximore: lord
 Sheikun07: oh nyo
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raaabr: That folds out!?
 kumatsu: Nougat Oubliette is a strong sign
DigitalSeahorse: are they all on same channel tho   
klace26: everyone is blind dear god
 BaconL0rdes: Wait it opens?!
 OnyxOblivion: THAT OPENS???
 NightValien28: it folds out?????
adambomb625: That has space!?!
InkyGhoast: that's a neat table
 DraygoSound: Found the pencil!
 Mazrae: ooo i like that table i need one
 gnome_friend: !birb
  LRRbot: Stretch out your neck!
 LarkSachrosis: I recognize that book
 LordZarano: Ooh fancy table
 hidingbox: so apparently hiding stuff in that specific spot in the moonbase works wonders
 Mr_Whyt: junk table
 Sorator13: definitely thought that was Ben, not Serge, for a minute there
Nyxjbm: Since when has it opened
 DraygoSound: "What's your 20?"
dreamshaper12: I mean, I honestly wouldn't do any better in this situation. XD
 DEATHlikescats: Cori’s hair is so LONG! Rapunzel goodness
 Easilycrazyhat: Anyone else thinking of that scene in IT Crowd with the "voice activated computer" for no reason at all?
 OnyxOblivion: @hidingbox not after this airs it wont 
 RockPusher: Coffee tables are required to have coffee table book (or junk) storage
silenceaux: people putting it to their ear is... Wild
RebekahWSD: I'd be more terrified if the walkie talkies started talking back
 SymphonicLolita: true fax
  RomanGoro: inb4 taped to the roof
 NightValien28: its gonna be tapped to the ceiling or something
 NightValien28: RomanGoro same brain cell
LeeshaJoy: next to the ceiling egg
 laundreydhull: it could be I. this very room...
 ContingentCat: under  ?
WhaddageekAU: Check the box of cursed dolls
 Angelic_Bovines: God bless whoever had to reset the prop room each time
 Dog_of_Myth: 
mitomanox: I'd give up in 3 secs
 chrono2x: I like Serge's isolation strategy
 laundreydhull: It could be you!
 mrjujubeans: Usually walkies have a call button
 burleyboar: 
 ButButTheJesus: i like the music
 laundreydhull: it could be 
silenceaux: Must be / can't be
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DigitalSeahorse:  
 sblue333:  serge checking himself
 public_key_reveal_party: serge: "did they stick it in my pocket?"
 electra310: Is it in Serge's pocket?
  Juliamon: I'm imagining if Serge *actually* found one on his person...
roastbeefsandwitch: This sounds so frustrating to do, but so amusing to watch. Like American Ninja Warrior or Takeshi's Castle runs
 BusTed: 
  ricin: lmao
 thraximore: GOING insane
 Diabore: this is so good
 laundreydhull: It Could Even Be- 
Xavbull: this is a battle of attrition
 margieargie: Some acoustic phenomenon...
iarethel0ser: It's bartleby's game.  It could be in serge's pocket.
 cokroop: in gib?
 RockPusher: Hats!
  RomanGoro: Cori pls
 margieargie: Oh, no...
 SymphonicLolita: cori with the direct action
asddsa28: i love cory
 thraximore: the hats
DigitalSeahorse: in Gib!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 thraximore: D:
  Sarah_Serinde: Been there, Serge 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Sorator13: 
 Diabore: 
 Easilycrazyhat: Serge is...is Serge ok?
 iris_of_ether:   
 sblue333: oh no they're breaking
Bruceski: I've had to pinpoint an unidentified blip, and these are madness to track. We don't triangulate them well, it's why trucks have changed the noise they make backing up.
 NoOne_OfConsequence: Some poor schmuck had to ckean up that store room 4 times.
 azninsect: 10 bucks says its in gib
 CaptainSpam: Cori does not rationalize making a mess in the prop room.
 F1SHOR: ohh corii
 BaconL0rdes: Cori has chosen chaos.
 margieargie: Cori is Causing Problems
 A_Dub888: Serge "Definition of Insanity" Yager
roastbeefsandwitch: Cori NO! The mess!
 Mazrae: this might be the best one yet
 laundreydhull: no, not  becoming uncanny!
 Bunnarchist: cori is making a mess but in a smart way
 SymphonicLolita: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Sorator13: look, it wasn't her choice to hide the thing in the room that is most easy to make a mess in
 BusTed: 
 NightValien28: if they are mad at this wait till they try to find the cupboard one
 Diabore: got it!
 margieargie: 
 Its_VeeBot: 
 ButButTheJesus: AHA
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 samuraitiger19: Finaly!
silenceaux: Okay, it IS in there, thank goodness!!
 Sorator13: therefore it is not her responsibility to avoid making said mess
 azninsect: eyyyy
Nyxjbm: They had to tidy the prop room so many times for this
 gnome_friend: 
Ersas: MLG noises
 RockPusher: Viceroy!
 GDwarble: @Bruceski Yup, I have multiple alarms in one room and I *cannot* ever tell which one is making a low battery beep
 TemporallyAwry: 100% expected it to be inside the gritty mask
 CaptainSpam: ™
 TheMerricat: lol
 betweenmyself: I live in a three story townhouse: this is essentially me trying to figure out which smoke detector needs its battery changed.
 ButButTheJesus: ™
raaabr: Oh no, Beej is getting lost in the sauce
 DraygoSound: There might be better sources of frustration, but they don't have these hats!
 samuraitiger19: Beej is thinking way to hard
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/CoyLachrymoseCobraOneHand-7bzCbYp1rKK7Lfi8
 Sorator13: I kinda wanted one to be inside a couch cushion
 saucemaster5000: oof
 margieargie: Oh no...
 laundreydhull:  steppe; apparently rated PG(TM)
 SymphonicLolita: noooo
 Its_VeeBot: 
 Easilycrazyhat: Nooooo
 Diabore: NO
 SnackPak_: oh Cameron
 flatluigi: oh noooo
adambomb625: nooo
 Ryenji: oh no
 Bunnarchist: NOOOO
 burleyboar: There you go. Move a box listen it is it in the boxx.... or not
silenceaux: sadness
 teddywhosabear: oh goooooooood
Wrexadecimal: kathleen with the dual wield, yes
 ford_prefect1789: hello
 DEATHlikescats: Hello?
 A_Dub888: Hello
Shadowsoflife: Hi
Wrexadecimal: hellohellohellohello
 public_key_reveal_party: hi kathleen
citizen_pain: hello
 DEATHlikescats: Howdy!
 BusTed: 👋
 chrono2x: So we know where all 4 are, right?
 Diabore: 
 hidingbox: love that cut
 azninsect: hi!
 Mr_Whyt: hey there
 Rob_Racoon: 
Bruceski: @Bruceski In my case it was Mom's emergency phone which was left in her backpack sitting in the kitchen. I had to be right on top of the thing before I got any "down" to it.
 GDwarble: @chrono2x Yep
 MichaelVYee: Greetings and salutations unto you
 PharaohBender27: "Why do you say goodbye I say hello"
 spethycakes: Test test test?
 Diabore: @chrono2x confirmed by gib
 mercano82: Is it me you’re looking for?
 fastlane250: am Cameron okay
  mowdownjoe:  
 CaptainSpam: Cori really going to town.
 iSmartMan1: I love the deep sea fanglyfish hat
 definenull: oh no cori
 Diabore: cori o.0
mitomanox: henlo
 Dog_of_Myth: 
roastbeefsandwitch: This is anxiety inducing just to watch... I'm so sorry for the crew
 sblue333: I love that Ian is always looking for the creative solution
 Sorator13: 
 thraximore: 
asddsa28: pore serge
  Serifina: Poor Serge. 
  amative1: there's this lovely thing called "echo"
  ricin: 
Ersas: The Crown!
 Arakasi01: Serge learning that hearing is more 2d than you think
  Sarah_Serinde: pfft
Wrexadecimal: lmaoooo
 A_Dub888: Serge "Three Dimensional Hearing" Yager
 Ritaspirithntr:    
Ersas: Take the crown m'lord!
 SymphonicLolita: the pro strat 
 Diabore: ian with the strats!
  Serifina: ahahahaha
DigitalSeahorse: uh
 samuraitiger19: SALUTE!
 MaxTurkeyFlaps: Yoooooo!
silenceaux: Because your ears are symmetrical, it's hard to tell if something is directly in front of or directly behind you
adambomb625: How patriotic!
 azninsect: ians got a strat!
 thraximore: 
 Easilycrazyhat: More like 2 dimensional hearing. We're not so good with the vertical axis, tbh
 control_rig: o7
 SK__Ren: See thats what I would have done
 Bunnarchist: holy shit Ian
klace26: serge being driven insane
DigitalSeahorse:  
  Serifina: Oh my god Cori
 CodeIndigo: IAN YES YOU BRILLIANT BALD B?ASTARD
 F1SHOR: poor serge has lost it
 laundreydhull:  
mutabah: Dang, Cori is making a mess
 sblue333: Cori oh no
  amative1: yes ian yes
 cmdrelk:  
 RockPusher:   
dtrain_67: Serge is going insane, Cam is being sent into depression
  Sarah_Serinde: Honestly whoever hid that one in the prop room kind of deserves having to clean it up 
 BusTed: 
 ford_prefect1789: my favorite people ever!!!!!
 SymphonicLolita: 
SquidVorb: 1000 IQ Ian
 SK__Ren: Ian understood the assignment
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NimrodXIV: Cori just trashing the room
 sblue333: 
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
sssshafer: hey siri play o canada
 Sorator13: @Sarah_Serinde exactly!!
DigitalSeahorse: lol
 Bunnarchist:  
 DEATHlikescats: Ian renginer’s the game
 Pteraspidomorphi: Wasn't there a bed in there?
 AWells44: Does Ian have a Witch from Mercury wallpaper?
 ford_prefect1789: wheres ben and adam
 Laogeodritt: youoh I'm loving Ian thinking strategically XD
 thraximore: 
 DraygoSound: Is that a Grid laptop?
DigitalSeahorse:   
 drthvd3r: Oh, a Toughbook!
 Nukified: now Serge is spring cleaning
raaabr: Does that belong to Alex?
 Diabore: airsoft tommy gun?
 Easilycrazyhat: Serge pulling the "Bucket. We're tearing it all down." move
 niccus: is this a ploy to have everyone remember what's in the prop closet
WhaddageekAU: Was this a convoluted trick to get them to clean the prop closet?
 Nuurgle: Cori, pls...
 Phailhammer: You work with Alex, and you'
 mrjujubeans: Cleaning that room EVERY time
  Sarah_Serinde: AWells44 Sounds like something Ian would have
 Mazrae: cori no
 laundreydhull: it's a prop,  ...?! hehehe
 HavenDragon: oh Cori...
 sblue333: CORI
klace26: oh my god cori.......
 lackingsanity: oh my god cori
epsilon_vee: @DraygoSound looks like a toughbook
 Ryenji: D:
 public_key_reveal_party: Cori founding her own mountain
 control_rig: Cori nooooo 
 DiscordianTokkan: lol, Cori
 Mattmitchell45: Just got home in time for frantic unboxing
 SnackPak_: Cori is my hero
 laikagoat: another thing serge could visit in kentucky, the maker of the tommy gun's home
 margieargie: And back to Cori methodically destroying the entire prop room...
Grimnus: Serge losing his mind
 electra310: Cori has stopped actually looking
silenceaux: Serge, you should start writing videos based on underutilized props
 PharaohBender27: Was this a stealth prop room inventorying? 
 Phailhammer: oops, bumped the Enter key too early again. 
Ersas: Cori going Scorched Earth  
 TheMerricat: I'm starting to think maybe Serge doesn't have three dimensional hearing.....
JusticeJuice: In the ceiling?
dreamshaper12: Is this just one giant troll to remind the cast to put stuff away once they are done with it? XD
 margieargie: @laikagoat Not far from the Vent Haven Museum, in fact..
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RealGamerCow: ttsf time
 gnome_friend: !findquote pantss
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 Easilycrazyhat: "The call is coming from inside my pants"
 Bunnarchist: YES IAN
  mowdownjoe: BEEJ NO
 DraygoSound: Always thought Toughbooks were cool 
Louie_Salmon: Big brain
 ford_prefect1789: wheres heather!!!
Wrexadecimal: Ian you magnificent lad
 RockPusher: Cori making the key mistake of barricading inside the room
Xavbull: a trap???
 DeM0nFiRe: The editing 
 definenull: this is a neat trick to get the crew to clean the prop closet
 azninsect: hahah
 saucemaster5000: nice edit
WhaddageekAU: Lol
  Juliamon: 
 Ryenji: 
 BusTed: HAha.
 chrono2x: hahaha
 iSmartMan1: Kathleen is going to kill Cori
 azninsect: yesssss
 Bunnarchist: LMAO
 laundreydhull: what if it's just Discord the whole time, chat?
 notthepenguins: genius
BlueChloroplast: lol
LostThePirate: XD
DigitalSeahorse: nice
 Bunnarchist: amazing edit
 Nukified: lol big brain
 PharaohBender27:  
silenceaux: beautiful
 samuraitiger19: Good strats
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 sblue333: AYYYYYY
 BusTed: So smart.
 SymphonicLolita: 
 RainyMint: BIG BRAIN IAN
 Easilycrazyhat: Now *that's* smart
Ersas: Cast Warp World and hope for the best.
kuroyuri09: wow
Grimnus: Ian is a genius
 iris_of_ether:   
 DiscordianTokkan:  
 margieargie: Success!
 Mollylele: ö7
 F1SHOR: well played ian
Mysticman89: efficient
 DEATHlikescats: Ian you magical human!
 HavenDragon: clever Ian
 Its_VeeBot: 
 sblue333: Wooo
 BaconL0rdes: That's so smart!
 ButButTheJesus: WOO
bolas_dnd: biggest brain
 thraximore: Ian you brilliant man
 MichaelVYee: Woahhhh 
  MrPhlip: !addquote (Beej) [now] It sounds like it's coming from my pants. That's very upsetting.
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TiagoToledo: Ian 4000 IQ Horner
 RockPusher: Exactly as expected of Ian…
BlueChloroplast: niice
secretglaive: Galaxy brain ian.
TheAinMAP: 
 Ritaspirithntr: OMG IAN!!!!!!
Louie_Salmon: Ian with the speedrun tech
Licourtrix: just gonna put this out there the taxidermied body if cocaine bear is in Lexington, ky.
 ani_laurel: My first thought was that too
  amative1: ah, the feedback
  Sarah_Serinde: Kathleen using the feedback
adambomb625: the power of CANADA
 laikagoat: @laikagoat oh neat, didnt know where ft mitchell was
 ford_prefect1789: this is sooooo good
 DEATHlikescats: Yas using feedback!@!
 BaconL0rdes: Ooh, Kathleen using the feedback!
 Easilycrazyhat: Finally someone uses the feed back
 Bunnarchist: STRAT FOUND
 control_rig: Ok Kathleen is using the feedback!
 thraximore: I thought about doing feedback too
 SymphonicLolita: nice
 iris_of_ether: Smart!
 ButButTheJesus: @Licourtrix nice
 azninsect: oh nice!
 Diabore: yes serge yes!
 thraximore: and there's still the ones in the cupboard
 DraygoSound: Well done Ian, but you have to pay more taxes everytime you play the national anthem, right?
 BusTed: The madness sets in.
adambomb625: nooo
 Diabore: no serge no!
TiagoToledo: Serge 
 Sorator13: 
 Bunnarchist: no serge no!
 whitebadgerwolf88: that was beautiful editing  
 A_Dub888:   
 TheRealRedal: his face tho xD
 SnackPak_: 
 laundreydhull: sergetisrightthere
 Bunnarchist: YES SERGE YES
 RockPusher: hahahahaha
 Sorator13: 
  Serifina: Oh my god that FACE
 SymphonicLolita: 
 azninsect: poor poor serge
WhaddageekAU: Serge claims victory in his madness
 PharaohBender27: 
 ButButTheJesus: HA
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha that look
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Mortimew: my ears keep trying to hear where it's coming from.
 hidingbox: redemption
joallthedogs:  
TiagoToledo: GOT THERE
 samuraitiger19: Serge looks like he wants to smash it
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/SquareFamousMagpieThisIsSparta-bbz_k_y3n9edZ6L6
BlueChloroplast: ooof
 Mr_Whyt: slowly?
 DEATHlikescats: That face of rage from Serge
 public_key_reveal_party:   
EricTheOrange: Serge rage emote when
 TheRealRedal: ohh poor Beej
 RockPusher: That was a good thumbnail shot from Serge
roastbeefsandwitch: LFMAO, I'm rolling in my chair
 TheMerricat: lol
 Easilycrazyhat: Croi with the real facts
Wrexadecimal: 
 Its_VeeBot: Cam's sanity: -5
  Sarah_Serinde: Poor Cameron looked through that one bin so thoroughly
 Bunnarchist: LMAO
 RockPusher:   
mitomanox: nerve-wrecking
 CodeIndigo: !addquote
 margieargie: Oh, that's a very Kathleen thing to say
silenceaux: Kathleen you are a treasure
Nyxjbm: We’re on the brink of snerge here
 iris_of_ether:   
 Ritaspirithntr: Kathleen sounds like a lightsaber!
 Bunnarchist:  
 gnome_friend:  
  Juliamon: 
 Mazrae: im laughing so hard that i might pee my pants lol
  mowdownjoe:  
 thraximore:  
 ford_prefect1789: paul graham you did sooo good
 DEATHlikescats: Yasss genius people! Genius!
Boon_33: eFFF
 PharaohBender27: 
DigitalSeahorse: 
 SymphonicLolita:  
 Fruan:   
 laundreydhull: creepy doll has their own props?
 definenull: oops
 azninsect: ohhhh
WhaddageekAU: Oh noooo
 PharaohBender27: 
StormfulEcrowtist: FFF
iarethel0ser: These seem like villain origin stories.
 DeM0nFiRe: 
  RomanGoro: Subtle with the camera
 ButButTheJesus: OH CAM
 samuraitiger19: Cam has been broken
 F1SHOR: some physiologist is going to use this for their studies into madness
WhaddageekAU: Mr Flibble is VERY upset...
 Durdenstein: Nooo!!!
dreamshaper12: XD
silenceaux: evidently
 A_Dub888: !birb
  LRRbot: Tweet, twe-twe-tweet, tweet, squawk!
BlueChloroplast: XD
TiagoToledo: we lost Cameron 
 kumatsu: @laundreydhull there are many creepy dolls
  Sarah_Serinde: Smart birb
 OwlStarVera: Ian and Kathleen certified geniuses
asddsa28: o n
 public_key_reveal_party: this kills the cam
 Nukified: poor Cam
 grgriffin3: Cam is going thru it
 CodeIndigo: Cameron has gone bye-bye
 laundreydhull: it could be in this very room....
  ritchards: oh... if one of them is on the cameraman...
EricTheOrange: smart bird
 Bunnarchist: the madness has set in
  amative1: that IS good advice
 chimingfish: cam has descended into madness
silenceaux: ty bird puppet
 RockPusher: Cori with the big cat energy
 fastlane250: relatable
 DEATHlikescats: Smart!
Ersas: PEMDAS Cam
 gnome_friend: !advice
  LRRbot: Ceilings aren't floors.
 Easilycrazyhat: Kathleen XD
  Sarah_Serinde: Haha 
  Juliamon: he says, putting the puppet in [MASKS]
 vellebastet: Cam 
DigitalSeahorse:  
  bv310: Good birb advice
Wrexadecimal:   
 niccus: world's worst theremin
Louie_Salmon: Cameron isnt finding the noise, cameron is hearing things
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Brozard: Kathleen clearly having the most fun
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 airylan: "rubber ducking"
SquidVorb: 
 PharaohBender27: 
  mowdownjoe:  
 iris_of_ether:   
Ersas: @Juliamon  
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 matthaus_c: FOUR!
 ani_laurel: poor lad
 Spacecarl:  
 chrono2x: I love Serge
  Sarah_Serinde: Everyone having a time with this challenge
 BjjBrain: lol
Wrexadecimal: pffff
 ford_prefect1789: OMG I LOVE GIB SOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 margieargie: Oh, the kitchen one is going to ruin EVERYONE
  amative1: has anyone grabbed the kitchen one yet?
 ryuhimora: who cleaned mt. garbage?
 definenull: that slow head turn 
silenceaux: Is the one in the kitchen turned off?
 CodeIndigo: The Kitchen of Failed Spot Checks
 azninsect: what is with that cupboard being such a good hiding place
 hidingbox: that cupboard
Xavbull: He sniff
 ContingentCat: 
 RealGamerCow: thats 3 whiffs in the kitchen
 ButButTheJesus: AHA
 Sorator13: Beej, I don't think you were expected to use your sense of smell in this task
 Twilight_Spark: Is this lowkey a call to action for tidying up the moonbase? xD
TiagoToledo: Cori 
  MrPhlip: I think the kitchen one might be on another channel or turned off or something?
  amative1: wait, do they spell something?
BlueChloroplast: o u
 thraximore: @amative1 hmm
  bv310: PG TM OU
 WhaddageekAU: @Sarah_Serinde For some reason I'm just thinking somehow Ben would ironically wipe the floor with them all on this.
 thraximore: did one say J P?
 definenull: 
 sblue333: LAMO
 iSmartMan1: @twilight_spark If it wasn't before, it is now
 azninsect: 
 Diabore: got there!
  Serifina: ahahahaha that look of relief
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 electra310: Got there!
 SymphonicLolita: that sigh
 Easilycrazyhat: Everyone is so happy when they find it ^.^
 Sorator13: 
 F1SHOR:  
 margieargie: Finally, the threat to the prop room is defused
 Redbassist: lol
 ford_prefect1789: CORI!!!!
 ButButTheJesus: awww cori
Louie_Salmon: Madness, despair
 DEATHlikescats: Such relief
LostThePirate: Cori is defeated
  Sarah_Serinde: @Sarah_Serinde He probably has relevant experience
 Mazrae: everyone is going to kill that walkie
Ersas: I appreciate that it's hidden in the Angler fish 
 Darleysam: getting strong "ending of There Will Be Blood" vibes from Cori, there
 azninsect: yesssss
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/ProtectiveWildBatteryOSsloth-zts4NmcaL7BE0Qa_
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 BjjBrain: was it worth it cori? lol
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 sblue333: So devious putting it in the hat in the box
 Its_VeeBot: *plop*
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 RockPusher: That satisfied nod
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/FancyFamousDonutDoritosChip-364_P1ylTeVDzWLd
 laundreydhull: morality restored?
DigitalSeahorse: 
 thraximore: go cam!
 Its_VeeBot: Is Bartleby ever *not* foaming at the mouth?
 DraygoSound: The bad memories  are going to make using these radios awkward in the future
 A_Dub888: 
ashteranic: Ian using their noggin
JusticeJuice: The reward? New walkies!
 samuraitiger19: Get it? Foaming? Cause he's made of foam?
TiagoToledo: Ian 4000 IQ Horner
 CaptainSpam: O Canada: Extended Mix
 Mazrae: that needs to be an emote
SnowBuddy18: pot gum or top mug?
 Durdenstein: An IN would give us the letters for GUMPTION
 Its_VeeBot: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 azninsect: hahahaha
 chrono2x: haha
 Nuurgle: OH SHIT
RebekahWSD: They just zoomies past...lmao
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  amative1: HI
 RockPusher: 
 definenull: 
 saucemaster5000: hi ben
 laikagoat:   
 flatluigi: HI BEN
 control_rig: Hi Ben
RebekahWSD: Oh GOD
 Easilycrazyhat: XD
 SymphonicLolita: 
 trainpants: 
 Bunnarchist: LMAO
 DiscordianTokkan: "Hi."
 Sorator13: 
Amentur: 
LostThePirate: WHOOPS
BlueChloroplast: XD
 laundreydhull:  could play Jurassic park theme just this once if he wanted to?
 gnyrinn: "Is it me you're looking for?"
 DEATHlikescats: Oops!
 ButButTheJesus: 
 gnome_friend: 
 F1SHOR: 
 thraximore: 
 iris_of_ether: 
NimrodXIV: 
 Its_VeeBot: He poops faster with a sense of danger
 Angelic_Bovines: i love that the ian clips happen much more rarely suggesting that his strat was just way faster than everyone else's
dtrain_67: I am die
  mowdownjoe: BEN!
 Phailhammer: 
 laundreydhull: oh, that's during the let's NOPE!
  ricin: 
 vellebastet: BEN
 OnyxOblivion: ben made it into the episode anyway
 chrono2x: oh no, Cori
 chimingfish: nah kathleen, that's taskmaster's thing 
 maestrith: Ben had poops today
 thraximore: oh no
 Nuurgle: oh no, Cori ruining the scenery
 Mr_Whyt: isnt that just a marker
ChippTunes: Oh my god
 ButButTheJesus: oh Cori
 samuraitiger19: THEY ALL MISSED IT!
 BaconL0rdes: Is the kitchen one just off?
 RockPusher: 
silenceaux: Yeah it seems like the one in the kitchen is inaudible, which is very funny
 sblue333: 
 Sorator13: cori 
 Diabore: @samuraitiger19 ian hasnt (yet)
 Mazrae: was that Ben or was it adam?
 gnyrinn: Was the kitchen one arted in in post?
 sblue333: I don't think it was a clue
 Ritaspirithntr: GOOD transition!!!
 CodeIndigo: Kathleen is SO CLOSE to the answer
 margieargie: The kitchen one is behind a cloaking field
RebekahWSD: Fling fling!
DigitalSeahorse: 
 laundreydhull: that could be anything but I guess when in doubt-
 ButButTheJesus: YEET
Louie_Salmon: Kathleen having a swell time
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Amentur: Rotate those cushions!
 Diabore: uh, rotate the cushions?
 Mazrae:   it  it  it
mutabah: Just tossing things about
 CaptainSpam: Kathleen, rotating the cushions.
 PharaohBender27: 
 thraximore:   
 ContingentCat: Cam has his cushin rotating experience
SquidVorb: I need that table
 WhaddageekAU: Huh, neat table.
 NightValien28: what kind of therapy is this?
 CobaltOnion: that opens?
 samuraitiger19: The poor prop room
Popoto_Popopoto: i love that Kathleen is just taking all 3
 iSmartMan1: Is the cabinet one turned on?
 WhaddageekAU: @CobaltOnion RIGHT?!
 Verrain2: Such a delightful decent into madness.
Wrexadecimal: O:
 definenull: the music!
  Sarah_Serinde: Nice
 laundreydhull:  's faithfully looting? ha.
 definenull: i love the audio cut
 TheMerricat: so chat are they looking for four walkie talkies and total or three walkie talkies in the one that they started with?
 azninsect: the one in the kitchen has to be off
 thraximore: hahahaha
Xavbull: the cabinet is too sound insulative!
 Diabore: oh my god is it?
 burleyboar: LLR the best place for fun creative games among friends
 niccus: "no" is a channel
 margieargie: Either it is off, or the cabinet is very soundproofed
 public_key_reveal_party: @TheMerricat started with one, need to find the other 3
 hidingbox: oh no
NimrodXIV: oh nooo
 azninsect: or that cabinet is basically soundproofed
silenceaux: @TheMerricat Started with 1, finding 3
BlueChloroplast: 3+1
  Sarah_Serinde: TheMerricat It looks like there are 3 plus the one they started with
InkyGhoast: thickest cabinet
  amative1: @TheMerricat All of them asked "how many are there"
 LarkSachrosis: noooooo
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh NO
 DeM0nFiRe: 
SquidVorb: Nooooo
 sblue333: NOOOOO
 Angelic_Bovines: oh no Ian
 teddywhosabear: oh no ian ;-;
 definenull: oh no ian D:
 RockPusher: hahahahaha
RebekahWSD: Ohnoooo
 Brozard: oh no
 azninsect: nooooooo
 Easilycrazyhat: Ian XD
 Its_VeeBot: 
 Mr_Whyt: nope
secretglaive: IAN NO
 SK__Ren: oh no
klace26: noooooooooo
DigitalSeahorse: noooo
 iris_of_ether: IAN OH NO
 ButButTheJesus: IAN
 thraximore: oh dear
 PharaohBender27:  Ian
 Twilight_Spark: 
mutabah: Poor Ian
 ani_laurel: what is Ian's logic?
 Angelic_Bovines: The microwave lmao
 F1SHOR: welp there goes my champ
 whitebadgerwolf88: I love the mix of actually using the radios and just randomly looking around
Wrexadecimal: yesss
 public_key_reveal_party: SERGE!
NimrodXIV: Serge!
 margieargie: !!!!
 NightValien28: I think the cupboard echo throw them off
 Its_VeeBot: 
DigitalSeahorse: Ian
 ContingentCat: Hubris Ian!
 azninsect: SNEAKY
 teddywhosabear: LMAO
 chrono2x: My man!
Spades_Slicc: Does the Coffee and Tea sign have letters marked on it?
secretglaive: FINALLY
 LarkSachrosis: Wut
 WhaddageekAU: OOOH
 SymphonicLolita: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Ahh that trademark Taskmaster quote "I can stop the time if you like" 
SquidVorb: Serge got it?!
Ersas:  
mutabah: It _Was_ off
 Sorator13: 
 sblue333: NO
  RomanGoro: We knew it!
 thraximore: and he was so amrt
 DEATHlikescats: Eeevil
silenceaux: Hooray!
 Angelic_Bovines: Serge with the surprise win!!!
 ButButTheJesus: SERGE YES
 NightValien28: IT WAS OFF?
 Brozard:    
 SK__Ren: OFF? It was off?
 hidingbox: Serge manages the perception roll
BlueChloroplast: w0000t
 sblue333: Rude
 margieargie: 
 electra310: Serge is so freaking tall
 Easilycrazyhat: Serge is definitely totally ok in this challenge.
TiagoToledo: Why have it off 
  bv310: That's just cruel
 NightValien28: that is so mean
 Ryenji: 
 azninsect: oh.
asddsa28: o noo
 RockPusher: hahahahaahahaha
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh no
 Verrain2: Wow.
 GrassVortex: oh no
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
 TimIAm:  Cameron
 TheMerricat: lol
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaa
 SnackPak_: 
ChaoticObserver: HAHAHA
 public_key_reveal_party: OH no CAM!
bolas_dnd: 
Ersas:     
 azninsect: cam.
 iris_of_ether: 
 ButButTheJesus: OH NOOOOOOO
 miniMacGuru: Cam is resetting.
klace26: 
 BusTed: 
 Laogeodritt: That face of realisation. XD
Wrexadecimal: oh no
DigitalSeahorse:   
  Sarah_Serinde: I love Cameron's facial expressions
 RockPusher:   
 definenull: 
 hidingbox: the realisation
  ricin: 
 thraximore: 
 DeM0nFiRe: lmao
 notthepenguins: a moment of horrified enlightenment
 azninsect: HAHAHAHAH
NimrodXIV: LOL
 Nuurgle: 
 BjjBrain: lol
 chrono2x: HAHAHAHA
  Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
 Nukified: Lol!
 Spacecarl: heh, it was the one in sight
Boon_33: 
 Its_VeeBot: Ha!@
DigitalSeahorse: 
 iris_of_ether: Hahahaha
 ButButTheJesus: CORI YES
 DEATHlikescats: Oh nooo
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it's so rare you get to SEE the penny drop for someone.
 Serpens77: Cori jumping straight to MURDER 
 notthepenguins: what, EYES?
Louie_Salmon: 
 saucemaster5000: Oh Cori got me there!
RebekahWSD: oh my fucking god
InkyGhoast: eyes and legs and hands
laudablecalms: Cori says no mercy
 thraximore: the letters?
TiagoToledo: I'm with Cori here
  amative1: TM, OU, PG... TOP MUG
 Easilycrazyhat: Nice of Gibb to give that "on/off" clue
 mrjujubeans: Top mug
 definenull: OH
 electra310: Oh, is there a word on the tape/
 samuraitiger19: Oooo Is Cam going to join the Beard Club?
 ButButTheJesus: oh no
 definenull: THAT IS SNEAKY
  mowdownjoe: Poor Ian
GreatGodOm: I love this gib version of Alex Horne.
Louie_Salmon: A dastardly trick
 thraximore: CAMMMM
  bv310: GUM POT!
 azninsect: welp
 DeM0nFiRe: lmao
Mysticman89: ian exceptionally green
 RockPusher: hahahahaha
 laundreydhull: ow.
 DraygoSound: REVENNGGGEEE
  Sarah_Serinde: amative1 Ohhhh
 HbombAndFriends: This would be the point where I strangle a puppet.
 WhaddageekAU: THERE we are
 public_key_reveal_party: I respect it Ian
 CouldntPickAUsername: top mug
JusticeJuice: Ian yes
  Juliamon: The letters *finally* click
 azninsect: OHHH
 sblue333: This is so clever
 Mr_Whyt: where's beej?
Wrexadecimal: ope
 definenull: that "wait" has so much weight
 azninsect: TOP MUG
 princess_intell: "today on CDHC, we take apart a puppet who has done me wrong" 
 sblue333: OHHHH
DigitalSeahorse: tmpm
 DEATHlikescats: Yassss Cori yas
 sblue333: @azninsect smartttt
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/ArborealHotYogurtGOWSkull-PRbyP2VuQFHNwTzR
Ersas: They're beginning to believe 
 Easilycrazyhat: Ian XD
 ani_laurel: IAN
silenceaux: Ahhh, that's clever
 Nuurgle: top mug
 laundreydhull: roll again 
 BaconL0rdes: Gumpot?
 Ryenji: 
 ButButTheJesus: ooooooohhhhhhhh
 Ciijay: It's the one Kathleen missed!
DigitalSeahorse: top mug
Mysticman89: top mug, very clever
 MaxTurkeyFlaps: Top mug?
 fastlane250: top mug?
 OwlStarVera: Don't dead open inside
DigitalSeahorse: or top gum
 Ciijay: The one i the cabinet
 laundreydhull: xD
 BusTed: 
silenceaux: Need that little leggy on the U so it's not a C
 Easilycrazyhat: "CO" oof
Amentur: 
 laundreydhull: hahahahahaa
 DeM0nFiRe:  the editing is so good
 DraygoSound: I say, top mug old chaps
 public_key_reveal_party: BEEJ
 sblue333: 
 CaptainSpam: BEEJ.
 definenull: we got there!
 azninsect: eyyy
TiagoToledo: Beej 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 margieargie: And here we go
 iSmartMan1: TOP MUG
Louie_Salmon: Evil
 RockPusher: hahahaha
 SymphonicLolita: 
 azninsect: heheh cam
 BusTed: Too dignified.
 TheMerricat: 😆 l
 laundreydhull: what did  say first!? 
 DiscordianTokkan:  
 Sorator13: 
DigitalSeahorse: xD
RebekahWSD: Running is the devil
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Redbassist: 
 WhaddageekAU: ANd now the slow march to kill the puppets
 grgriffin3: Cam has his dignity
NimrodXIV: 
 thraximore: 
 SkylerRingtail: The dignity and composure
 ButButTheJesus: heeheeheeeeeeeee
 samuraitiger19: Cam is so mad
 RealGamerCow: poor cori
Ersas: I rate this experience 4/4 Walkies 
  terribleplan: Cori is broken
 DEATHlikescats: Cori is so done
 ButButTheJesus cackles
 Sheikun07: The defeated walk
mutabah: Awww... Cori
 azninsect: oh poor cori
laudablecalms: Askmaster!!!!!
TiagoToledo: Cori is so done
 DraygoSound: Cameron and James May will never run on television
 Earthenone: 4 hour time skip?
 Veraphage: 
 Its_VeeBot: The faces of a defeated group of people
 baskwalla: Cori is my hero
 hidingbox: Everyone looks so defeated
KWardJenx: I LOVE this segment
 Mazrae: i think Cori is going to stab someone with walkies now
 definenull: "now clean up the prop room"
MajorFrostbyte: Poor Ian. So smart, but not smart enough
 teddywhosabear: just crushed
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
klace26: next task clean the prop room
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahaa
 sblue333: LMAOOO
DigitalSeahorse: 
 DeM0nFiRe: amazing
 azninsect: oh bless
CavemanKellen: love taskmaster
 ButButTheJesus: AAAAHAHAHAHAHA
 Rourke9: oh Cam...
 UWDJohn: TOP.  MUG.
ghyllnox: Aww Cam 
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: ohhhh Cameron I know that feel so well.
silenceaux: Nice job Cameron, you found without the hint!!
BlueChloroplast: ooooof on all accounts
  Sarah_Serinde:  Cameron
 Cunobelenos:  
roastbeefsandwitch: poor cameron
 samuraitiger19: Cam is just sobbing in defeat
 GrassVortex: the editing is super!
  Sarah_Serinde: And everyone else
 iris_of_ether:   
roastbeefsandwitch: poor cori
 SnackPak_: fair
 SymphonicLolita: 
 BusTed: 
Louie_Salmon: go to sleep
 Its_VeeBot: 
 azninsect: yeah, yeah cori. mood
  Juliamon: mood
Amentur: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Goodnight Cori!
 RainyMint: 
 WhaddageekAU: Big Mood
 F1SHOR:  
 Bunnarchist: me too cori, me too
  mowdownjoe: 
 Sorator13: goodnight cori
Ersas: We still love all of you  
 grgriffin3: Cam and Cori are having moments
 PharaohBender27: 
  amative1: oh hey, it's that one magic card from the unset
 RockPusher:   
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NimrodXIV: this time
 DEATHlikescats: So much feels
 Mazrae: this is the best one yet
mutabah: Cori nearly did
 Easilycrazyhat: Everyone's so happy that they took a nice little nap ^.^
 vellebastet: Cam and Cori 
 NightValien28: they kinda did cry
TheAinMAP: 
 Mr_Whyt: on camera
 PharaohBender27: @margieargie 
 definenull: BARTLEBY
 Ritaspirithntr: I think Cori and Cam did
 laundreydhull: booo, Bartleby(!??)
 ButButTheJesus: M O I S T
 gnome_friend: !findquote moist
  LRRbot: Quote #33: "I am no longer moist." —Alex [2015-03-13]
 Dog_of_Myth: @margieargie beat me to it. 
 azninsect: yep beej
TiagoToledo: M O I S T E R
 PharaohBender27: WOW
 spethycakes: oh no
 sblue333: nooooo
 SK__Ren: OH NO
Xavbull: Ouch!
 WhaddageekAU: OOF
 Diabore: OUCH
 notthepenguins: OOF
 SkylerRingtail: Oh no Cam
 Bunnarchist: 40???
ChaoticObserver: OH
SnowBuddy18: OOF
 NightValien28: HAHAHAH
 BusTed:   
 ButButTheJesus: JESUS
joallthedogs: holy moly
 Sorator13: OOF
 azninsect: GEEZ
 PharaohBender27: SERGE WON
 laikagoat: eoe
 laundreydhull: Bartleby would audaciously keep score!!
 public_key_reveal_party: SERGE!
 WhaddageekAU: Huh
 Easilycrazyhat: Oooh, wow
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 chrono2x: So fast
 F1SHOR: serge!
 laikagoat: wow
Boon_33: beeJus!
Wrexadecimal: looool
 Fruan: Wowwww
 Sorator13: holy crap, serge!
silenceaux: Wait, Serge was THAT torn??
 WhaddageekAU: DNF
 notthepenguins: SERgE WITH THE SPEED CLEAR?
 DeM0nFiRe: Serge and Beej too fast
 NightValien28: WOW serge
 Ritaspirithntr: WOW!!!!
 Dog_of_Myth: Serge had the speed
 laikagoat: did not see that coming
 NightValien28: DNF
 RockPusher: hahahahahaha
ChaoticObserver: Serge wins!
 Darleysam: Serge cleans UP today!
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Slowly? going mad
  mowdownjoe: POWER SERGE
Ersas: Serge just Magoo'd through 
DigitalSeahorse: yay Serge
ChaoticObserver: Dang
 thraximore: alas
 ani_laurel: 7!!! He gave up so fast
joallthedogs: 
 electra310: Serge with the site manager can-do
  amative1: Serge!
 BusTed: Who really wins, though.
 GDwarble: Oh no, Ian was *so* close to winning
  Sarah_Serinde: Ian did great except for that last bit 
 ArdCollider: Ian my God
 Ritaspirithntr: congrats Serge!
 teddywhosabear: ian ;-;
 tidehollowcat: 
 WhaddageekAU: Question;  What was Ian's time up until DNF?
  Juliamon: Serge is used to speed-hunting in Vault Hunters
ghyllnox: Ian woulda got it if he had asked how many
laudablecalms: It’s a Serge sweep
 laundreydhull: weh?
 Cunobelenos: 
 PharaohBender27: @WhaddageekAU 7:07
Licourtrix: bartleby already makes me moister than an oyster....with fear sweat.
 definenull: to be fair the last askmaster took 5 minutes
 ArdCollider: @WhaddageekAU 7m07s
 RealGamerCow: 6?
 thraximore: hehe
 SK__Ren: Ian never asked how many there were.
 Earthenone: @WhaddageekAU 7 minutes
 DiscordianTokkan: Oooh, Joek
 shurtal: yay, i love a good joke
 Nuurgle: oh, FINALLY
ChaoticObserver: Wait, a joke?
 NightValien28: fancy
 CaptainSpam: Oh, thank GOD, the joke.
 letfireraindown:        
 lord_wertornion: Nightwatch!
  Sarah_Serinde: The Joke™
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 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: this is promising
 grgriffin3: Oh dear
epsilon_vee: a strange game, the only winning move is not to play
 GrassVortex: 
 azninsect: The JOke
 DEATHlikescats: Ooh…. Such theater
 Bunnarchist: oh boy a joke!
Stratavarius: Prepare for joke
Despoiler98:    ART?
 margieargie: Oh, the Night Watch, not actually set during the night!
 Pteraspidomorphi: Are these corporate magicians?
 WhaddageekAU: Ahh, Beejlander.
Louie_Salmon: The joke! Thank goodness we get a joke
Ersas: "Oh a plan, let me put on my slightly larger glasses"
 DEATHlikescats: Much gravitas
 F1SHOR: jokes since when 
 laundreydhull: cool crapshot
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 DiscordianTokkan: HAH
 BusTed:   
 saucemaster5000: I don't get it
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Easilycrazyhat: HAHAHAHAHAHA
 SymphonicLolita: [applause]
 ford_prefect1789: is that phillup glass...its sooo close if not
 GrassVortex:  
 control_rig: Hah
 azninsect: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 DEATHlikescats: Lol
 PharaohBender27: 
 ButButTheJesus: OH SHIT
 fastlane250: damn now I'm reminded I want that giant deck of cards from Card Sharks again
SquidVorb: Clap
 sblue333: lmaoooo
 margieargie: Third base?
 Bunnarchist: HAHAHAHAHA
Ersas: FIN
DigitalSeahorse:  
NimrodXIV: deep
 NightValien28: I am going bed
Gooseblast: 
 CobaltOnion: Art
Despoiler98:                 BRAVO
TiagoToledo: Clap
 hidingbox: boo-urns
EricTheOrange: single clap
Amentur: 
 RockPusher:   
 Geldaran: 
 definenull: uhh
 public_key_reveal_party:      
 WhaddageekAU: Off with their HEADS!
 Its_VeeBot:   
 Mr_Whyt: *laughter*
 gualdhar: uh, wut
 Laurence72 stands and claps
 SpoonfullOfSugar: Bravo
ThorSokar: *snaps fingers*
j3573rblack: good joke streamer
 ContingentCat: 
  Serifina: Okay, the oversized glasses really mess with me
 firehawkzoa: thank you
bolas_dnd: art
 LarkSachrosis:  
 SK__Ren: *applause*
tobenaitsubame: Please release that as a crapshot
 TheNerdWonder: *snaps fingers*
 Bunnarchist: 
  ricin: 
 iris_of_ether: 
 Sorator13: I-
 electra310: snaps
silenceaux: Very good
 blepharic: 
 DEATHlikescats: Beautiful
 thraximore: Clap
 Rourke9: nice
 RockPusher: Good joke streamer
 coronax_cj: whoa
Ersas: Poetry snaps
Gooseblast: Good joke
 Sorator13: I don't know how to respond to that
 DraygoSound: Ah, expressionist humor
 philippekav:    
 Mollylele: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Ooh, Highlights!
 sblue333: The music and the costumes actually drew me in
 SajuukSjet: >D
 Darleysam: ever so slightly Lynch
ralphthellama: I say, good show!
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh hello highlights
 laundreydhull: very goofs LRR
 Mazrae: im dying this episode
 NightValien28: gdi
 burleyboar: 
TheAinMAP: Highlights!
KWardJenx: FINALLY something for us sophisticated viewers.
 BusTed: 
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
 DeM0nFiRe: Poor Cam lol
 SnackPak_: F
Inglonias:   
 azninsect: hahaha
 definenull: the off switch
 NightValien28: ooof
 azninsect: ohhhh
DigitalSeahorse: ow
 DiscordianTokkan: G'night cam
NimrodXIV: RIP
 matthaus_c: he did the thing!
  amative1: Oh hey, it's Cam's OFF switch
  mowdownjoe: HIGHLIGHTS! YAY!
EricTheOrange: WQHY CAMERON
 RockPusher: Cameron found the power button
 Ritaspirithntr: Poor Cam
TiagoToledo: off switch
 vellebastet: CAMERON
 DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHA
 vellebastet:     
 chrono2x: augh
 ButButTheJesus: CORI NO
 samuraitiger19: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 control_rig: Augh
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: oh god I scream kwufhed
 azninsect: oh no
 laundreydhull: 
 NightValien28: AAAAAAAAAAA
 Its_VeeBot: RIP horse
DigitalSeahorse:   
Ersas: Someone send Cam some Knee and elbow pads 
 RockPusher:   
TheAinMAP: 
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: laughed
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: god I HOPE I never see a horse do that
 Brozard: HUH
 gnome_friend: TEETH
 Raincoast_Bear enjoyed the joke.
 samuraitiger19: TEEETH
 SymphonicLolita:  
 thraximore:  
  mowdownjoe: TEETH
Ersas: TEETH
 ButButTheJesus: TEETH
 Bunnarchist:  
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 iris_of_ether:  
 azninsect: TEETH
 Brozard: Rip/RIP horse
 Bunnarchist: TEETH
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/PiercingColdbloodedMagpieBrainSlug-znSzcVR9D1qhpnuO
DigitalSeahorse: reminds me of Alex's photoshop horse
 Its_VeeBot: LRRGDQ
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Ersas:  
 GDwarble: XD
 Its_VeeBot: 
 Bunnarchist: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ButButTheJesus: pro strats
 grgriffin3: Actually laughed out loud
Ersas: Bargain shopper 
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EricTheOrange: oh dear it's comming chat
 philippekav: oh no not the juice
Louie_Salmon: So polite!
 Bunnarchist: 
TheAinMAP: 
 Sorator13: 
 sblue333: wha whaatt
 Bunnarchist: 
 margieargie: That sounds more like an FFXIV quest
 Dog_of_Myth: YES
 Laurence72: LOL
 azninsect: hehehe
  Serifina: OMG YES
 Sorator13: (we were not given a sidequest to union-bust the moogles)
 iris_of_ether: 
 DiscordianTokkan: YES Jordyne
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Bunnarchist: LMAO
 azninsect: jordynne XD
 Its_VeeBot: 
 hidingbox: not wrong
 ButButTheJesus: Jordynne OMG
BismuthBorealis: lmao
 drthvd3r: @Sorator13 Yet.
 RockPusher:  
 thraximore: OOOOOOH
Ersas: Bless
 azninsect: ooh RIGHT
 control_rig: Jesus
 DiscordianTokkan: Ah Balzac, and the Balzac Brats
 grgriffin3: I never forgot my Balzac
 ButButTheJesus: ANIME
 NightValien28: BOOBBA
  amative1: Innocent Matt
 margieargie: Huh, surprisingly small chest there
 RealGamerCow: jusus christ anime
  mowdownjoe: ANIME
EricTheOrange: jeezus anime
 GDwarble: "Innocent" Matt
 Brozard: We're just innocent Matt!
 DiscordianTokkan: "We're just INNOCENT MEN"
silenceaux: Innocent Matt
 azninsect: Anime
 sblue333: ANIME
 OnyxOblivion: "Innocent"
 matthaus_c: hello
 definenull: "when this unit is rode upon"
 grgriffin3: I am definitely not innocent
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Darleysam: just normal Matt
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 Jigokuro:  that was some serious booba
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 Easilycrazyhat: Why in quotes?
Stratavarius: We're just innocent Matt
Gooseblast: Very "innocent"
EricTheOrange: giant anime booba
 WearingCats_CwC: "innocent"?
 control_rig: Rode upon?
 sharkeyandthewizard: we're just normal men
Ersas:  
NimrodXIV: anime was a mistake
 ButButTheJesus: @DiscordianTokkan "We're just normal men."
Ersas: For Value
 Brozard: Sloppy scry?
TheAinMAP: 
 Sorator13: Uh
 laundreydhull: is- that's rubber duck!?
 Earthenone: Conflict Resolved
 Diabore: sure is resolved
 ButButTheJesus: no more conflict
 azninsect: resolved
 grgriffin3: The conflict was resolved with particular finality
 NightValien28: the way shinra intended
 sblue333: I gotta catch up on the PIF
 DraygoSound: Resolved is resolved, i guess
EricTheOrange: if man is dead man cannot conflict
 RockPusher: Closing that ticket - resolved
 thraximore: Krondor rep
DigitalSeahorse:  resolution!
 laundreydhull: Return Two Krondors confirmed!?
 WearingCats_CwC: When all you have is a giant sword every problem looks like a Wutai soldier
 Its_VeeBot: Beej
 margieargie: Ah, Betrayal at Krondor... so many memories, both of my childhood and the Play it Forward...
 ButButTheJesus:  beej
BlueChloroplast: cheese string!
Louie_Salmon: Acting out a whole scene
 Its_VeeBot: TEETH
 DeM0nFiRe: krondor was a good pif
 BusTed:  
 DiscordianTokkan: Retractable Teeth!
 ButButTheJesus: TEETH
 Bunnarchist: TEETH
 airylan:  
  mowdownjoe: TEETH
 iris_of_ether:  
 Bunnarchist:  
 Sorator13: TEETH
 PharaohBender27:  
 MaxTurkeyFlaps: Teeeeeeeth
BismuthBorealis: TEEF
 grgriffin3: Sexy teeth-sliding
 ButButTheJesus: mouth boners
 vellebastet:  
Gooseblast: 
silenceaux: might need another take
Xavbull: inflict self damage
 Sorator13: oh dear, wheeler
Louie_Salmon: That was deep
 Sorator13: WOAH
 laundreydhull: what did u say  ?
 Bunnarchist: HUH?
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 azninsect: hahah what
 definenull: BEEJ
 vellebastet: WHEELER
Louie_Salmon: Beej
 azninsect: BEEJ
 NightValien28: BEEJ NO
Ersas:   
 ButButTheJesus: BEEJ
 vellebastet: Wait- BEEJ
Mysticman89: the whole thing with the green m&M
 Bunnarchist: BEEJ WHY
  Sarah_Serinde: Dangit I hated that the first time I heard it I didn't need it again 
 DeM0nFiRe:  
  mowdownjoe: Jordyne cat!
 laundreydhull: booo, Arena
 Bunnarchist:  
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  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, whitebadgerwolf88! Welcome to Banana_Swonk, aynahl_feasting, dolphgrim, tupperwarewitch, and lilmissmousy! (Today's storm count: 114)
 Banana_Swonk: @whitebadgerwolf88 Thanks for the gift sub!
TheAinMAP: 
 Gekyouryuu: nooooo
 PharaohBender27: IAN NO
 Sorator13: 
 laikagoat: juice time
 BusTed: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh this was HORRENDOUS
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 aynahl_feasting: @whitebadgerwolf88 Thanks for the gift sub!
 ContingentCat: IAN
 Sorator13: Oh no
NimrodXIV: noooo not the juice
 Sorator13: it's this
Amentur: Oh no! THIS!
 Bunnarchist: SHUT UP NO NO NO
 electra310: Big cheats for James
 notthepenguins: this was SO cursed
 GDwarble: This was horrible and great
 laikagoat: juice is loose
 RockPusher:  
 azninsect: NOOOO
 definenull: nope nope nope
 Brozard: I prefer condom necter
 ButButTheJesus: IAN
  Serifina: Poor Alex
 Gekyouryuu: WHY though?!
TiagoToledo: CONDOM P U L P
 whitebadgerwolf88:     
 SymphonicLolita: the worst part is that was t he right answer
mutabah: Poor alex
 WhaddageekAU: This breaks the Alex
 laundreydhull: okay, now I'm pissed 
Louie_Salmon: I mean... I guess there is pulp?
 Bunnarchist: 
 sblue333: LMAOOO
 control_rig: 
  mowdownjoe: Nelson!
 Mr_Whyt: nice
 definenull: drift compatible!
dreamshaper12: XD
 PharaohBender27: 
 control_rig: Mind link
 Bunnarchist: TRUUUUE
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 BusTed: 
silenceaux: They KNOW
 hidingbox: not wrong
Hans_0lo_: WHAT  IS HAPPENING
Gooseblast: DRIFT COMPATIBLE
 Brozard: Is that Undertale?
 notthepenguins: yeah that's a good description
Hans_0lo_: Im Dutch
 DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHAH
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 matthaus_c: PISS!
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
 azninsect: BEN
 notthepenguins: BEN???
EricTheOrange: BEN
Hans_0lo_: Its carnaval
 Bunnarchist: BEN
 ButButTheJesus: PISS
silenceaux: They DO NOT know
 ContingentCat: BEN
 CaptainSpam: BENJAMIN.
 thraximore: 
 HavenDragon: Ben no
 SymphonicLolita: couch 
 Bunnarchist: THE COUCH
 NightValien28: COUCH
twistedsylvan: BEN
Hans_0lo_: EVERYTHING ALL AT ONCE
 OnyxOblivion: get the boys a full time couch
 MaxTurkeyFlaps: make way for PISS!
 azninsect: HAHAAAHA
 ButButTheJesus: PISS 2
 NightValien28: why
 WhaddageekAU: I have questions about Nelson's bathing habits.
  Sarah_Serinde: Heather yes 
 RockPusher:   
 Dog_of_Myth: Good one Heather
 Its_VeeBot: 
 definenull: BEEJ
 margieargie: AH, here we go, this stream...
 Bunnarchist: JESUS CHRIST
 PharaohBender27: 
 BusTed: *foomp*
 NightValien28: that's called docking
 Easilycrazyhat: It's all the one hole
 Nuurgle: SCHLORP
 Laogeodritt meows at margieargie and pharaohbender27
 WhaddageekAU: OH NO
 thraximore: 
Wrexadecimal: jacob no
 control_rig: Oh nooooo
 control_rig: Jacob no
  Sarah_Serinde: This highlight reel is very cursed
 iris_of_ether: That edit!
MajorFrostbyte: LOL
 SnackPak_: oh Serge
 Bunnarchist: MMMMMMMMM....
 margieargie: @Laogeodritt 
 DraygoSound: Yoshi/Birdo ouroburous
Ersas: Hahaha, I was really hoping that clip would be the follow up  
twistedsylvan: FAMILY CHANNEL GUYS
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
  mowdownjoe: Beautiful Serge
 RockPusher: Sweet cinnamon roll Serge
 matthaus_c: oooh!
NimrodXIV: Serge's "oh!'
 sblue333: That "Oh!"
Xavbull: We've had a cursed week it feels
  Sarah_Serinde: twistedsylvan It sure isn't!
 vellebastet: AMAZING
 DraygoSound: Big Ben
 PharaohBender27: 
 notthepenguins: Ben's mistake was trying to bait us with something we knew didn't exist
Hans_0lo_: HJioghlight reel has been detected. Everything is well.
  Juliamon: my legacy
 BusTed: Good ol' reliable rock.
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
 Easilycrazyhat: Why is that hand doing 1000 years of pain?
 azninsect: Juliamon XD
 YawnLance: Nice one Juliamon
 DEATHlikescats: Lol
 Dog_of_Myth: @Juliamon well done
  Serifina: Oh my GOD
 thraximore: @Juliamon Clap
BlueChloroplast: XD
 matthaus_c: Juliamon doing the lord's work
 Mattmitchell45: Build a Monument
 electra310: Juliamon called out
 ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon XD
 azninsect: hahahaha
DigitalSeahorse: 2 in the pink
 sblue333: freudian slip
 Bunnarchist: LMAO
  mowdownjoe: Too real
dreamshaper12: XD
 Its_VeeBot: You STILL can't buy a graphics card
twistedsylvan: I just got in here, why is the highlight reel THIS horny
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 PharaohBender27: New record!
 Evil_Smurf: Im still rocking a rx480
silenceaux: Oh, I remember that minigame! It was a NIGHTMARE in the original
LeeshaJoy: did they include the moment where Ian button-mashed too hard
 Evil_Smurf: Bought it new!
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
Ersas:   
 azninsect: hahahaa
 BjjBrain: lol
Louie_Salmon: Can't eff it
 margieargie: Kind of?
 GDwarble: Usually no
Mysticman89: well yes but also no
 Easilycrazyhat: Depends
 GDwarble: But sometimes yes
BlueChloroplast: unknowable
  Juliamon: In a manner of speaking
 ContingentCat: it's not not saying that though
 margieargie: In a metaphorical sense I suppose
 thraximore: 
 CaptainSpam: In  able
 saucemaster5000: good answer
 mercano82: Phrasing?
DigitalSeahorse: 
EricTheOrange: so much anime
 Bunnarchist: OH NO
  mowdownjoe: ANIME
Mysticman89: something needs to be effable to be f-able
 Diabore: RICH GET RICHER
 PharaohBender27: 
 margieargie:  
 RockPusher:    
 ButButTheJesus: GRAHAM
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
  Sarah_Serinde: Mysticman89 Disagree
 ButButTheJesus: GRAHAM NO
 TheNerdWonder: so if it's ineffable, you can't know it biblically?
 azninsect: 
 laundreydhull: I didn't- Like that!
tobenaitsubame: @TheNerdWonder That's very good
DigitalSeahorse: 
 DiscordianTokkan: e g g
 SymphonicLolita: e g g
 BusTed: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Egggggg
 Its_VeeBot: e g g
 ButButTheJesus: E G G
 definenull: e g g
 azninsect: egg
 Dog_of_Myth: e g g
 airylan: e g g
 PharaohBender27: 
Wrexadecimal: e g g
 control_rig: e g g
Gooseblast: EGG
 electra310: e g g
 notthepenguins: UH
 azninsect: UH
 definenull: uhhh
NimrodXIV: uhhh
 JonnyGlitched: uhh
protocol_gamma: e g g
 GhostValv: uh
 DiscordianTokkan: Uuuhhhhh
 ContingentCat: uhhhhhhh
 DEATHlikescats: E g g
 azninsect: IAN
 Phailhammer: e g g
 BusTed: 🤔
 gnome_friend: !findquote egg
  LRRbot: Quote #3674: "All Faberge eggs had teeth, historically." —Paul [2016-11-30]
 definenull: PHRASING
Xavbull: UHHH
  Sarah_Serinde: 
tobenaitsubame: UHHHH
EricTheOrange: bigger than before
 RockPusher:   
 PigmyOcelot: huh?
 Diabore: IAN
 Nukified: uhh
  Serifina: IAN
 Sheikun07: uuuuuuuuuuuh
Tempest2097: Egg?
 DEATHlikescats: Uhhhhh
 iris_of_ether:   
 chimingfish: oh my?
 Bunnarchist: UH
 Phailhammer: uhhhh
TiagoToledo: huh
protocol_gamma: UH
RiverBirch: PHRASING
 electra310: uhhhh
 spethycakes: uhh
  mowdownjoe: Ian pls
Louie_Salmon: Phrasing
veelofar: IAN
 thraximore: um
 RockPusher:  
twistedsylvan: IAN
 sblue333: LMAOOOOooooo
 Gekyouryuu: phrasing
mutabah: Phrasing?
 DEATHlikescats: TamaNO
 Pteraspidomorphi: Don't invite Gwyneth Palthrow for dinner
RiverBirch: BEN
 BjjBrain: LOL
 sblue333: These guys are trained to make these kinds of gaffes
 Its_VeeBot: pazuzussy
 margieargie: Got 'em!
 BusTed: 🐀 🐀 🐀
 laundreydhull: James "Rat-Kin" Turner
Ersas:  
 Diabore: oh right this
 Angelic_Bovines: adingreadyrun
 electra310: So cursed
 samuraitiger19: OH GOD NO!
 OnyxOblivion: thats called MARKETING
mutabah: Dang, the compression from that
 ButButTheJesus: oh, Ben
TheAinMAP: 
Ersas: Always. Be. Branding.
 DeM0nFiRe: 
  Serifina: ahahahaha
  Sarah_Serinde: Same, Ben 
dreamshaper12: XD
 mercano82: It is where we are
BlueChloroplast: good singing voice
 vellebastet: XDXDXS
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh no
 BusTed: Cuphead?
 vellebastet:   
 Diabore: oh thisll be good
 definenull: oh no
 SkylerRingtail: YESSSS, Shame Inferno!
 Its_VeeBot: The words, for once, in correct order
 ButButTheJesus: oh NO
 asthanius: Debil!
ChaoticObserver: Gambling? I'm in!
 fastlane250: nice lighting
 SymphonicLolita: drank! drank! drank! drank!
 drthvd3r: Oh, here we go.
RebekahWSD: And a food thing 
 PharaohBender27: Ooooh, new Shame Inferno-like bit!
 laundreydhull: applaud u fools!
 Easilycrazyhat: This looks...frightening.
   LoadingReadyRun: hows the background music?
 margieargie: Oh, glad I"ve been drinking to prepare for this
 GhostValv: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Oooh...
 BaconL0rdes: There's background music?
 Easilycrazyhat: background music?
 azninsect: LoadingReadyRun ominous
 samuraitiger19: OH JESUS NO!!!
 Dog_of_Myth: IAN
 Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun could go up a notch or 2
 MaxTurkeyFlaps: There is no music
 lackingsanity: @LoadingReadyRun not there
noSmokeFire: @LoadingReadyRun inaudible, but I'm playing DRG on another window
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
 SymphonicLolita: don't hear any music
 DEATHlikescats: ewwwwww
 TinoDidriksen: What background music?
 Fruan: @LoadingReadyRun Can't hear that there is background music
 ButButTheJesus: IAN NO
TiagoToledo: I acknowledge Ian as The Head of the Table
Mysticman89: this seems fun. I'm sure it will promptly tturn horrific.
 mercano82: No music
 chimingfish: well, when you put it like that...
 AshBurnem: There's music?
 BusTed: Music fairly low.
 ContingentCat: @LoadingReadyRun too quiet
 Pteraspidomorphi: Might one?
EricTheOrange: @LoadingReadyRun sound quiet but fine
 CodeIndigo: YAY EFFLUVIA!
Creature_Comforts: inb4 molasses
protocol_gamma: Very very quiet
 philippekav: food adjacent
 ani_laurel: "might?"
 Reydien: food product...
 Rob_Racoon: Music near non-existant.
 JonnyGlitched: Everything is technically food once
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I've been missing Beej Drinks the Whole Thing
 Mr_Whyt: one "might" say
TiagoToledo: Ian is my Tribal Chief 
twistedsylvan: @LoadingReadyRun pretty low, I wouldn't have hear it if I wasn't looking gor it
 Mazrae: i think im scared
 laundreydhull:    
 PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun Appropriately ominous, if a touch quiet
 emberBecky: I hear a quiet hum
 WearingCats_CwC: Poo was formerly food
 Mollylele: little discernible music
 emberBecky: there we go
 gnome_friend: Vanilla Extract?
 SymphonicLolita: ok good now
 Diabore: thats good now
DigitalSeahorse: don't spin too fast
 DEATHlikescats: Aquafaba is gonna be one of them, I’m guessing
 mercano82: Bet it all on green.
 betweenmyself: The very *drankest* of memes 
Gizmoloid: music seems there? Like an atmospheric ambience?
 BusTed: What if you decide qualitatively that everything is good?
 Easilycrazyhat: Ah, that background music
 drthvd3r: I've literally played this game before. It never ends up well.
NimrodXIV: oh boy
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh NOOO
 SymphonicLolita: ohno
 Pteraspidomorphi: Music's good now
 GhostValv: oh no~
Wrexadecimal: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Ian
 GrassVortex: oh no
 definenull: oh no if ian is apologising......
 thraximore: oh NOOOOOOOO
 fastlane250: oh dear
 Laurence72: OH NO!!!
TiagoToledo: OOH BOY
  Sarah_Serinde: Why
Ersas:    
 samuraitiger19: OH NOOOOOO!!!
 chimingfish: ruh roh
twistedsylvan: oh noooo
 margieargie: Is this gonna be a Peach Or Barf moment?
 DeM0nFiRe: 
dreamshaper12: Ooooof
TheAinMAP: 
Tempest2097: Vanilla EXTRACT?
 RockPusher:  
 JonnyGlitched: There are several you should have
 tidehollowcat: Not even for the mean bean machine?
 PharaohBender27: Not even for the Bamboozlebeans!?
LostThePirate: Oh no
 Diabore: we got a puke bucket handy?
 DraygoSound: NO regrets Ian!
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: oh no
 notthepenguins: wait THIS is gonna get the apologies?
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh no, one of those is gonna be barbeque sauce or something isn't it
 Arclight_Dynamo: OH GOD IT MADE IAN FEEL SHAME
 Laurence72: And he's one of the Love Doctors!
 Reydien: the same Ian that didn't apologize for love doctors, is apologizing for this...
 gnome_friend: !findquote vanill
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 notthepenguins: oh no
 saucemaster5000: oh np
Ersas: I am Ready 
 Earthenone: number 5 is alive?
 gnome_friend: !findquote vanilla
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Ian dropping the bit is terrifying
  Sarah_Serinde: Arclight_Dynamo Yeah I'm scared too
DigitalSeahorse: someone  gonna get vanilla
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I don't want to know the magnitude that makes Ian feel shame
Officinalis: Been eats, half of the whole thing.
  MrPhlip: !addquote (Ian) [now] I've never felt the need to apologise for a bit before... | ominously
  LRRbot: New quote #8472: "I've never felt the need to apologise for a bit before..." —Ian, ominously [2023-02-18]
 Decaped: which of these is cough syrup
twistedsylvan: background music is good now!
 Mai_Andra: Is number 5... alive?
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: wow the commitment to the bit
 Mazrae: is there an adult on stand by
 BusTed: soder pop
 RockPusher: Tiltychat needs to be worried about what we accidentally workshop
 GhostValv: 
 SymphonicLolita: nice
 Mollylele: no more background music than that
 Diabore: safe
DigitalSeahorse: soda pop
 Dog_of_Myth: That's good
 PharaohBender27: But was it flat and microwaved? 
 Easilycrazyhat: "Cola Coffee" yuck
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Matt got lucky
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: wait is there spooky music happening
dtrain_67: Dozo
 PharaohBender27: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou yes
 BusTed: There is ambient music, yes.
 Mazrae: !adult
  LRRbot: I need an adult!
 Diabore: soy?
  Serifina: Welp
 margieargie: Oh, good sign
 gnome_friend: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! There's no money in the tarp budget for that.
 RockPusher: Am Beej okay
 CodeIndigo: soy sauce
 BusTed: "Goes down smooth!"
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: well we short-circuited beej
  Serifina: ahahahahahaha
 mercano82: That’s a reaction
 Mollylele: vinegar?
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Straight Balsamic?
 Its_VeeBot: Beej did not enjoy that
 JonnyGlitched: clearly
 Brozard: For varying definitions of spooky
 princess_intell: why does this feel so high stakes