Can't Draw Horses Club | Flexagons w/ Heather

 thegreatwyrdling: Hey chat. You are looking good today.
 CAKHost: Aw thanks!
  mtvcdm: Showdown in the Flexagon
 CAKHost: Would it be like a cage match in a 3D hexagon?
  TXC2: Hello Everybody
 CAKHost: Hello!
  TXC2: hello CAKHost
 TemporallyAwry: It's a day!  Good timezone
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! Get to watch this full episode thanks to the holiday 
 TehAmelie: greetings, citizens
  TXC2: didn't Gladiators have a hexagon cage?
  TXC2: hello TemporallyAwry  and PharaohBender27  welcome
 beowuuf: 
 CAKHost: Nickelodeon's Gladiators?
  mtvcdm: Nickelodeon was Guts
 Manae: !next
 CAKHost: Shoot. Well I don't know
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  mtvcdm: Gladiators I think was that weird mash-up event, Breakthrough and Conquer.
 Manae:    That delay scared me though
  TXC2: Manae  
 CAKHost:  !
 thegreatwyrdling:    
 GapFiller: other programs being named Gladiators is confusing to me as a Brit
 beowuuf: 
  TXC2: GapFiller  right?
  mtvcdm: Also we're not all from the same country and Gladiators looked different in different countries.
 Manae: There was an "American Gladiators." Was a favorite when I was little
 CAKHost: Maybe that's the one I am thinking of.
 Manae: Got an NES game, even
  mtvcdm: Pyramid was an injury machine if I recall.
  corianderd: tiny technical hiccup
  TXC2: no worries Cori
 GapFiller:  hai Cori
 beowuuf: np 
 Manae: 
 GapFiller: TXC2 a lil corner of my brain is still wired respond to 'Gladiators! Ready!'
 thegreatwyrdling: 
  mtvcdm: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DLouWXsWAAAe37S.jpg This event was not for people who didn't like getting hurt.
 GapFiller: and can Wolf
 GapFiller: *remember
  TXC2: GapFiller  same, I used to HATE but also Love  Wolf
  mtvcdm: Wolf knew he was on a TV show. Not all the Gladiators understood that.
 beowuuf: it' more the 'contenders, ready' i have in my head
  mtvcdm: There was one contender-turned-gladiator, Evan 'Rocket' Dollard, who everyone knew was a Wall specialist. It didn't matter what side of the show he was on, if he was your Wall opponent, you lost, the end.
  TXC2: "you will go on my first whistle" is the key phrase for me
 beowuuf: lol, yes
 beowuuf: with that strong accent, always
  TXC2: yeah it was whistle with 5 Hs 
 CAKHost: Hm maybe I saw Gladiators 2000... Eh, I rather spend my time saying "Treasure Rocks! A Sparkly treasure inside!" 
 Manae: What was the event that was basically "go across monkey bars without the gladiator dragging you down?"
 CAKHost: (I was kind of lamenting to myself that there isn't quite a toy like Treasure Rocks anymore)
  mtvcdm: (looks up) Oh there was a British Wolf too.
  mtvcdm: I was thinking the US Wolf in the 200's remake.
  TXC2: yeah British wolf was the heel, people hated him
 beowuuf:    
  TXC2: CONTACT
 PharaohBender27: 
 CAKHost:  !
 thegreatwyrdling:    
  mtvcdm: US Wolf really liked going AWOOOOOO.
 GapFiller:      
  mtvcdm: (And then US Wolf would beat your brains in on Hang Tough.)
 GapFiller: havent watched regular telly in a v long time so cant comment on the degree to which Ninja Warrior is a successor (spiritual or otherwise) to Gladiators
thetoastmonster: Ah, it's not Sunday2 after all.
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  mtvcdm: Well, the aforementioned Evan Dollard did make some runs in American Ninja Warrior... he did about as well as anyone else.
 TehAmelie: Swedish Gladiators had a pretty good run for like one year and then the Wolf died in a car crash and that was the end of the show
  TXC2: GapFiller  yeah, the UK version has some of that enegy
 GapFiller: good to know
 CAKHost: And now we are all staring at that gif trying to figure it out. XD
  mtvcdm: Dollard did okay on Mount Midoriyama but the Salmon Ladder was his Waterloo.
  TXC2: CAKHost  you SoB, I had to go back and look at that again 
 CAKHost: XD
  TXC2: Here we GO!
 LurkerSpine: woo
 beowuuf: flexihorse!
DoodlestheGreat: time to make ARHT.
 iris_of_ether: It's Horsin Time
 beowuuf: hey cori! hey heather!
  TXC2: Hello Cori and Heather
 TehAmelie: halo
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy,  and  !
thetoastmonster: Speechjammed?
 iris_of_ether: Did Windows misbehave again
  TXC2: iris_of_ether  always
 beowuuf: can't get audio club 
 PharaohBender27: 
 GapFiller: 
 beowuuf: we're folding space and time to get windows to work, then carry on with the easier task of folding lexigons
 CAKHost: Just burn it all and try again?
 beowuuf: *flexigons
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 iris_of_ether: Computers need to be flexed tbh
  TXC2: like attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion ?
 compuNIC: what does the Sun say?
  TXC2: !findquote sun
  LRRbot: Quote #1871: "The sun is hauling ass!" —Graham [2016-02-17]
 compuNIC: we can't hear Heather though?
 beowuuf: https://i.imgur.com/J2S6vpi.gif
 CAKHost: We can't see or hear Heather. :c
 TheMerricat: Heather's turned into a mute pumpkin
  mtvcdm: CDHC is always a journey
thetoastmonster: Cori and special guest, orange square
 cuttlefishman: Is heather a ghost
 beowuuf: first time!
 compuNIC: is Orange a creative color?
 beowuuf: 
 iris_of_ether:   
 CAKHost: XD
 AdamYMHMI: So episode 1 of Can't Draw Horses Club inc
  TXC2: and 
 PharaohBender27: 
 iris_of_ether: 
 TheMerricat: so the real question is will all of this be in the vod? 
 TehAmelie: there are no uncreative colors
  mtvcdm: Heather has her ways
 beowuuf: so, when i speculated that this was the Cori, Heather, and origami stream (CHaos) this wasn't what I meant...
 TehAmelie: except "celebrity interior decor grey"
 maadneet: I just got here, guess I didn't miss anything important
 PharaohBender27: 
  TXC2: compelling I'd say
 iris_of_ether:  
  mtvcdm: I am extant
 beowuuf: @maadneet nothing happened, started perfectly right away
  TXC2: chat not had any ghosts installed....yet
 CAKHost: We are here
 beowuuf: slide show! slide show!
 googoltudoris: heather and cori chaos is exactly what i need today   
  mtvcdm: Ohhhh these things
 googoltudoris: man, remember when youtube was entertaining and educational?
  TXC2: Sulphur flexafluoride ?
 GhostValv: oh yeah
 iris_of_ether: 
 cuttlefishman: gotta rename the stream
 GhostValv: \o/
  TXC2: with my dyslexia, I can't see it 
 beowuuf: 
 cuttlefishman: Felxagons with Heather
 maadneet: the fel xagon
 BlueMechanic: weird flexagons but okay
 googoltudoris: >puts youtube videos in slideshow >gets upset when videos try to play >refuses to elaborate 
 TehAmelie: A4, the paper of kings
 PharaohBender27: It's President's Day in the US, which is why I'm able to be here live
 googoltudoris: does canada have a strong preference for A4 or US letter?
 cuttlefishman: Heritage Day
 CAKHost: A person was born today at least in the US.
 CAKHost: *USA
 GhostValv: D:
 CAKHost: Aww!
 TehAmelie: normal human face folding
 iris_of_ether: Years ago a puzzle event I was in did a puzzle where each face of a hexaflexagon had a different letter. But I wasn't the one to actually fold the thing
 iris_of_ether: Yes face paper excellent good
  mtvcdm: Today on CDHC: "Somethin'"
 PharaohBender27: @CAKHost Actually, not so much - President's Day is an amalgamation of Lincoln Day (February 9) and Washington Day (February 22 - or February 11 in the Julian calendar  )
 beowuuf: knife to the face...paper...
  TXC2: CAKHost  I'd assume at least 1000 people have been born today in the USA
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 YeetTheRich_: sup
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 beowuuf: who knew the real golden ratio was 210 to 297
 iris_of_ether: Ruh roh
 PharaohBender27: 80-sided!? 
 cuttlefishman: I mean, given how Youtube Shorts monetization structure works anyways...
 beowuuf: the internet has become rhythm cafe
 beowuuf: what prroblems? 
  TXC2: "youtube doesn't care" is the full sentence there
 DrakoniteStreams: "but the ads swear..."
 aiamethyst: my son swore for the first time when he was 6 and almost got hit by a car, we thought it was fair
 iris_of_ether: Cori: I looked up the concept of "popsicle stick bomb" after that episode. Apparently you can make them arbitrarily long, just like these flexagons. 
  mtvcdm: 'But YouTube, OBS *deserved* it'
 cuttlefishman: so... I can make a popsicle stick bomb from 2X4s?
 iris_of_ether: 
 DrakoniteStreams: @cuttlefishman only if you record it
  TXC2: "popsicle stick bomb" sound like something from the anarchist's cookbook 
 CAKHost: OH those that are hook together so you hit them and they start pop apart?
 GhostValv: oh yeah
 LordZarano: I remember a wholesome british youtuber made a video where they made spotted dick, and they couldn't mention the name of what they were making in the title or the beginning of the video or they'd be demonetised
  mtvcdm: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/0iIh9HQ-qaw/maxresdefault.jpg
 CAKHost: I just learned how to draw stars with many, many straight lines.
  TXC2: Humans: regional and classist  
 beowuuf: oh no
 cuttlefishman: wow
 cuttlefishman: hahaha
 iris_of_ether: D:
 CAKHost: Secret Pink
 beowuuf: blair witch was really just trying to build popsicle stick bombs, and the people standing in the corner of the room were just avoiding shrapnel
 cuttlefishman: Are we going to get a Can't Draw Horses of uploading YT videos?
 cuttlefishman: So cool
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: oooh, that's so cool
 PharaohBender27: Soooo cool
 GhostValv: wow so cool
  TXC2: so cool
 beowuuf: *cough* woooo, that's *so* cool
 TehAmelie: ultimate cool (?)
 DrakoniteStreams: ooOOoooo that's so warm
  mtvcdm: ice cold
Shadowsoflife: Ooh that so cool
 serramarkov: Soo cool!!
 DrakoniteStreams: bah, messed it up
SaxPython: so cool
 iris_of_ether:   
 beowuuf: heather will never suspect our coaching
  TXC2: gorb jorb chat
 beowuuf:  wb
  TXC2: "don't take away, the mu...ART!"
 iris_of_ether: xD That would do it
 DrakoniteStreams: does it explain why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
  TXC2: no, nothing can
 beowuuf: yes!
  mtvcdm: A thing?!
 PharaohBender27: Show and tell!
  TXC2: hell yeah we do
  TXC2: fancy
 LurkerSpine: fancy box
 iris_of_ether: oooh
 beowuuf: oooh, so cool (but actually)
Shadowsoflife: Oh fancy
Asimech: So it's "Fire Emblem: Tea Houses"?
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Ah, yes; the dating sim withincidental combat.
  TXC2: I feel like Jacob is about to appear in Heather Room 
ScrapyardGhostTrain: FE3H *is* a dating sim, Heather.
 DrakoniteStreams: now I want to know how a tactics based dating game would work
  mtvcdm: !crossover
  LRRbot: What if this was an idle clicker?
  mtvcdm: Idle clicker dating sim, LRRBot? I wish to subscribe to your newsletter
Asimech: @DrakoniteStreams Do you mean one where the social interactions are done through the medium of tactics gameplay?
 beowuuf: my uncle once told me, the world was out to roll me, i ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
 DrakoniteStreams: @DrakoniteStreams Exactly
 iris_of_ether: "I am not a lawyer" 
aerohydra: i only quote lrr for everything
 LurkerSpine: We do know you're a great lawyer though, we've seen all the crimes you've solved in video games
 serramarkov: I work in a Cakery, and my boss says you can't copyright recipes.
Asimech: @DrakoniteStreams Although this is not what i meant, it still popped in my head: "Through this game of Commands & Colors: Ancients I will determine your true nature!"
 beowuuf: yes!
 undecided44: not it!
 TemporallyAwry: nobody who wants the position really deserves the position 
  TXC2: Yes Heather YES!
Asimech: @DrakoniteStreams BTW, I absolutely want your game to become real.
  TXC2 also has long finger nails
 iris_of_ether: 
  Juliamon: thyroid disease makes long nails pretty much impossible 
  TXC2: the key is to file them after you cut them
  TXC2: Juliamon  I'm sorry to hear that 
 beowuuf: you can't quit me, i fire you!
 beowuuf:  juliamon
 iris_of_ether: Woooooooof
 DeM0nFiRe:  wat
  mtvcdm: You're fired but if you quit that's cool because then we don't have to give you severance
  Juliamon: (it's not even all my nails, it's just my ring finger nails that are fucked up, though my thumb nails are also getting there)
 TemporallyAwry: never quit, make them fire you 
 beowuuf: bold strategy cotton, glad it paid off
  TXC2: Cori presented the UNO reversal card there 
 aiamethyst: I put in a 2 week notice and expected to be fired on the spot because it was company policy,  but they didn't fire me so I worked two weeks I wasn't planning on
 iris_of_ether: 
  mtvcdm: If it sucks hit da bricks
 DrakoniteStreams: I had a place say I was being fired at the end of my current task, and then forget to fire me. So I got paid to sit around for 3 weeks.
 iris_of_ether: Wow, it's been awhile since I've heard math notation for slopes
  TXC2: #GotSquares?
rainbowhisper: I need you to use a straight edge next time
 iris_of_ether: We geometry'in now
 beowuuf: all every square
  TXC2: the rigeangle ?
 LordZarano: 69mm line?
  mtvcdm: This pairing is always an absolute delight every time it happens.
 PharaohBender27: That sounds like reverse psychology 
 TemporallyAwry: #CloseEnough
 LurkerSpine: sPLAghetti
  TXC2: is...is the 3D printer from the little shop of horrors?
Asimech: So what I'm hearing is you could feed the 3D printer dough and get noodles.
  mtvcdm: The good triangle. The triangle of morality, that has a spouse and kids at home
 Mai_Andra: left/behind would be obtuse, I think
  TXC2: "I'm a Triangle!" "NO! no you are not!"
 omdorastrix: a "bone" folder?
 omdorastrix: (as in they're not made of bone anymore)
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 iris_of_ether: You can actually buy them made of bone still. It was an option when I bought one for Desert Bus last year haha
 TehAmelie: ever forward, never learning!
  TXC2: safety third
  TXC2: it's CDHC, so something's gonna get made
 TimIAm: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Can't Draw Horses Club (Join Cori, and a rotating cast of guests as they draw horses and stuff (Horses not Guaranteed). Game: Art Stream) at Mon 01:00 PM PST (48m ago).
  TXC2: TimIAm  an hour has to pass before in shows the next stream
 beowuuf: can we get advanced warning of these instructions?
  mtvcdm: Four triangles leave on a train from Omaha at 1 PM, at the same time eight triangles leave Minneapolis
 beowuuf: trick questions, you cannot leave minneapolis...
  TXC2: you can, but that's only to go to St Paul 
 Mangledpixel: boop
  TXC2: hello Mangledpixel  welcome
 TehAmelie: glue sticks is the glue that holds crafts together
 TehAmelie: wait. . .
 beowuuf: oooh, so cool 
  TXC2: so we're making school fortune tellers ?
  mtvcdm: So cool
 iris_of_ether:   
 beowuuf: oh, right, sorry. you need to give us some sort of sign or vocal cue 
 DrakoniteStreams: much cool, so wow
  mtvcdm: As everyone knows, things are more flexible when held together with glue
 TehAmelie: folding fortune tellers is easy stuff for babies, this is advanced crafts (evidently)
Asimech: @TehAmelie So b/c the previous exchange made me go "Cori, don't trust in yourself, trust in Heather who trusts in you" this made me go "my glue stick is the glue which sticks the heavens!"
 TehAmelie: he he
Asimech: @TehAmelie Note: The latter half can be adjusted as per preference. E.g "-which stickies the-" "-which sticks it to-"
  TXC2: it's happening chat!
 TehAmelie: glue reason to the curb and do the impossible
  mtvcdm: !clip
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 aiamethyst: it seems to have been murdered
 TemporallyAwry: Cool Hexagon? 
 iris_of_ether:   
 iris_of_ether:   
 TehAmelie: a moebius polygon?
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/RelievedDependablePlumagePogChamp-twmYFvL-9viS6Wev
  TXC2: oh hey it's Pancake day tomorrow
 omdorastrix: You eat it, even though it looks ugly, it's delicious
  mtvcdm: Do not eat the glue pancake
 KarakSindru: Cool Flexology!
DoodlestheGreat: Yes, but what about waffles?
 beowuuf: shrove tuesday, also known s lies tuesday apparently
 ShaneLeeAtk: The first pancake is always a sacrificial cake of the pan.
DoodlestheGreat: The first pancake is for the dog.
  TXC2: stretch so you can get more of a pump when you flex
 iris_of_ether: 
 TemporallyAwry: Stretch and Hydrate your hexagon for optimal performance 
Asimech: You gotta have a sacrificial pancake / crêpe for the tomte.
  mtvcdm: 'Rip and tear': the forbidden crafting arts
Asimech: (A.k.a. nisse or tonttu.)
 TehAmelie: my family only knows thin pancakes. used to go through maybe 50 of them for dinner when it was the five of us. the first one was quickly forgotten
  TXC2: RIP AND TEAR! (Pan flute version of E1M1 intensifies)
  mtvcdm: Do you have honey in the pantry
  TXC2: TehAmelie  thin, but dinner plate sized is how we do them in the UK, I can eat 2 and that's enough 
 iris_of_ether: I need to make those crepe cones sometime soon... the ones filled with whipped cream and fruit
  TXC2: so cool
 GhostValv: gattai da~!
 PharaohBender27: 
 beowuuf: Oooooh! so cool!
 iris_of_ether: 
  mtvcdm: So cool
Amras0x00: Cori please, just reverse the folds when you pinch it
 GhostValv: wow so cool~
 Ivalenz_: 
  TXC2: 
 beowuuf:   
 Ivalenz_: 
Amras0x00: nevermind this is impossible to explain over text
  mtvcdm: LRRBot, help Cori
  mtvcdm: !advice
  LRRbot: Don't touch the red ground, it will kill
 iris_of_ether: 
  TXC2: reverse the folds to decrease the neutron flow
 TemporallyAwry: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Stand in the fire.
 TehAmelie: *frustrated crying* paper should only have two dimensions
 beowuuf: this is ork levels of believing something will work so it does
  TXC2: beowuuf  
 beowuuf: like butta
 PharaohBender27: 
Amras0x00: there's an intermediate step where it just looks like three triangles joined to a single edge
Amras0x00: which helps with folding
  mtvcdm: Non-Euclidean fun
 beowuuf: 
  TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 beowuuf:    
 iris_of_ether:    
 GhostValv: 
 PharaohBender27:            
 beowuuf:  
 TehAmelie: in school i wanted to be a professional origamist when i grew up. my classmates thought they were amazingly creative when they replaced the word they didn't know with bigamist
  TXC2: right chat, I'm off
 beowuuf: night txc2!
  TXC2: Goodnight everybody and thanks for streaming Cori and Heather
 TehAmelie: seeya
 PharaohBender27: Goodnight, TXC2!
 beowuuf: wb
 TehAmelie: hi again!
 beowuuf: they are the bestigons
 GhostValv: \o/ quesadilla
Amras0x00: you can fold a quesadilla into a flexagon too
 Ivalenz_: ^
 LurkerSpine: is that Wendy?
 GhostValv: extra flexible 
 TemporallyAwry: Lubricate your Paper 
  mtvcdm: !quote 7525
  LRRbot: Quote #7525: "I live with my mistakes, and mistakes shall be made!" —Heather [2021-03-10]
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spicyFerret_: But flexa-17-gons when?
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  mtvcdm: Bigger just means everything scales up perfectly
 PharaohBender27: So cool!
 beowuuf: it's very cool! ooooh!
 beowuuf: so cool
  mtvcdm: So cool
Shadowsoflife: ooh so cool
 omdorastrix: at least 20% cool
 DrakoniteStreams: ooo so cool
 PharaohBender27: Cooler than a cucumber wearing sunglasses
  mtvcdm: Oh, we're doing the face one
  mtvcdm: Everybody loves non-Euclidean faces
ScrapyardGhostTrain: What if we already have a non-Euclidean face? 
  Juliamon: Rooftop Heather strikes again
 PhlibbertyGib: because they're tear-able?
 Ivalenz_: They fall flat?
 beowuuf: ^
 PharaohBender27: Because they're all plain?
 PharaohBender27: 
 GhostValv: 
 TehAmelie: paper? i hardly know er
 TheWriterAleph: people who tell paper jokes should be pulped
 iris_of_ether: 
 beowuuf:    yet  
LukeIsStrange: That physically hurt me
  mtvcdm: Paper jokes always just come out flat
 Nuurgle: with a pen, you can make paper jokes ink readible
Spanked42: these puns are just a lot of pulp
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/SolidGlutenFreeDotterelSeemsGood-OROFLIXKhMEGRm_b
Spanked42: I tried
 TemporallyAwry: The worst part of puns is that your brain will never not enjoy the "ah-hah!" of getting it - even if you say you hate them.
 TehAmelie: eh, puns are just a paper tiger
 beowuuf: it's great that this sort of stuff is on the free feed not the paper view
  mtvcdm: You make a paper pun to the wrong person they're just gonna ream you out.
 iris_of_ether: oh my god
  mtvcdm: Book Club!
 Nuurgle: Starburst wrappers also very good
 iris_of_ether: I used the sides from dot matrix print paper into tiny jumping frogs, because they'd just fly with the stiff paper
 TheMerricat: Usain bolt and a sheet of paper entered a charity race. At the crack of the starters pistol Usain tore down the track... the paper remained stationary.
 PharaohBender27: That was such a sad story
  mtvcdm: I think he came up like 50-some cranes short.
 PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat 
 TemporallyAwry: Yup - that sounds like an indie game 
thimbles_edge: wow grade three trauma coming back
 iris_of_ether: ^^^
thimbles_edge: used an origami dragon in a game once
 iris_of_ether: My aunt lectured me *and I had no idea how serious she was being*
 TheWriterAleph: "you can't play anymore. you're dead."
  mtvcdm: Those sound--- yep, pogs
ghyllnox: I worked at a place that distributed tracts in high school, and chic tracts were too extreme even for us
  mtvcdm: There are SO MANY people just unloading their Pogs collections on eBay for peanuts.
  mtvcdm: https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_nkw=pogs&_sacat=0&rt=nc&LH_BIN=1 Behold the remnants of a fad
  mtvcdm: Phonmo
 ElementalAlchemist: Foam-o®!
SaxPython: 
 TheWriterAleph: i don't believe i have ever owned an pog (am 37 btw, so definitely in my time)
 public_key_reveal_party: so when're we getting the AFK pogs stream?
 YeetTheRich_: why pay money for pogs when you can get them in twitch chat for free 
SaxPython: @public_key_reveal_party 
 TheWriterAleph: LRR could single-handedly resurrect pogs 
  Juliamon: slammers were prototype haptic coins
  mtvcdm: I'm positive there's glow in the dark slammers on that eBay pile
 KevlarGiraffe: I'm still annoyed that someone stole my pogs out of my desk when I was in 5th grade.
 TemporallyAwry: pogs were just "safer marbles"
 TehAmelie: i remember one kid in the neighborhood had pogs. i played with them once. i think they were peer pressured into getting marbles instead
  mtvcdm: Every 80's and 90's fad you missed out on, every Happy Meal toy you missed, someone is probably selling it and you can just go have it.
 iris_of_ether: We had a pog maker. it came with glitter glue
 TheMerricat: wasn't there a brand of tamagotchi where you bought them and they interacted with each other if you put them together?
 iris_of_ether: oh my god 
  Juliamon: I had NanoPets
 beowuuf: whew
  Juliamon: the idea of a tiny human I had to care for was not appealing to me at any point in my life
 iris_of_ether: I wanted one in middle school. it got a hard veto
  Juliamon: a kitten though? sign me the fuck up
 LordZarano: @TheMerricat Cubeworld?
 TehAmelie: my little brother had a tamagotchi that he wanted me to take care of for him. made it like 5 days and then neither of us cared anymore
SaxPython: like a Pokemon trainer
 TheMerricat: @lordzarano yes, that is I was thinking of. Thank you!
KeytarCat: Oh, that was something I almost did 👀
 princess_intell: hello i came for crimes
 Earthenone: !findquote crime
  LRRbot: Quote #6744: "I could try to heal Cori, but I kind of want her to pay for her crimes." —Heather [2020-01-30]
 TehAmelie: 
 princess_intell: i think lrrbot is gaining sentience
 TheWriterAleph: LRRbot GPT3 update when
 princess_intell: @TehAmelie that's just childhood in a nutshell
  Juliamon: Could have been v1 Gloomhaven
 princess_intell: "i cared about it immensely for 48 hours and then dug it out from behind the couch 10 years later"
 ElementalAlchemist: That day is a Thursday
 ElementalAlchemist: so that tracks
  mtvcdm: It says The Long Game
KeytarCat: @princess_intell I have so much guilt tied up in those stories
 TheMerricat: @princess_intell this also describes my Steam library...
 princess_intell: also i just pulled the trigger and bought scrivener, so my novel is bascially done, right? right??
 TehAmelie: sadly you still have to write every dang word
 princess_intell: ughhhhhhhhh
 princess_intell: in all seriousness though it's probably the best purchase i ever made for my creative life
 TheMerricat: chatgpt. 
 LordZarano: LRRBot was more intelligent at one point, but LRR asked the dev to give it a lobotomy since it was distracting from streams
 princess_intell: it's basically the final draft of novel writing
 princess_intell: not quite as ubiquitous/mandatory, but pretty close
 TehAmelie: i've been writing this story all day every day for like a week, it's 8000 words, but it probably wants to be at least 20000. so slow
 princess_intell: ugh i wish i could quit my job and write all day
 princess_intell: what kind of book is it
 TehAmelie: this is a superhero story
 princess_intell: that sounds like a "wednesday night at 8pm" problem 
 princess_intell: @TehAmelie that's neat!
 LordZarano: !findquote legal
  LRRbot: Quote #326: "Completely legal. Probably." —Beej [2015-06-05]
 princess_intell: man i miss when vihart made videos (just saw the stream title)
SaxPython: I've been mostly listening to CDHC.  The paper folding sounds have been more pleasant than the average CDHC background noise (generally clicks).
 beowuuf: this is very zen
 princess_intell: now they're off "doing math" "for a living" "at Microsoft" (according to wikipedia)
SaxPython:   
 beowuuf: ooooooh
 GhostValv: wowie
 PharaohBender27: 
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: thats so neat
 princess_intell: it flexxed!!!!!!
  mtvcdm: Success? On Horse Club?
 beowuuf: yay!
 TehAmelie: wowsers
  mtvcdm: So cool!
 Cocoathunder432: Pretty sick!
 DrakoniteStreams: ooooo, so warm!
 beowuuf: @mtvcdm ^
 TehAmelie: Heather are you a wizard?
 YeetTheRich_: pog moment
SaxPython: the solid 8 panel umbrella is awesome
 princess_intell: you should display it at the streaming office
 GhostValv: wow so cool
 serramarkov: So very cool!
 Cocoathunder432: Here's the question though... How many sides does it have?
 princess_intell: leave it there for the let
KeytarCat: wear it as a crown!
 princess_intell: let's nope boys to find
SaxPython:   
SaxPython: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 princess_intell: it looks like midsommar crow
 beowuuf: perfect
 GhostValv: 
ScrapyardGhostTrain: It's a Heather Product. Of course it wants chaos.
 GapFiller: *chefskiss
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/TrustworthySplendidSalamanderSoBayed-TA1BczWBQRFH78gT
 princess_intell: *the midsommar crown
 YeetTheRich_: you look like the statue of liberty
 TehAmelie: Heather, the queen of horse club
 princess_intell: or a jester
SaxPython: @PharaohBender27   
 princess_intell: i dub it "The Official CDHC Crown"
 princess_intell: did any of you guys see the vihart video where they made a tex-mex hexa-flexagon
 Eggmojii: Beej haunts my dreams
 princess_intell: fortunately, "success not guaranteed" is basicically the CDHC motto
  mtvcdm: This origami project contains adult situations. Viewer discretion is advised.
 GhostValv: XD
 princess_intell: P.C.
 Eggmojii: Someone tell me I'm not alone
 princess_intell: P.C.'s Memories of Beej
 Eggmojii: He is a spectre in the night
 beowuuf: come on!
 GhostValv: 
 princess_intell:  
SaxPython:   
  mtvcdm: So cool!
 beowuuf:  
KeytarCat: Is there a link to the guide?
SaxPython: Crit Success? 
 princess_intell: nat 20 for both imo
 niccus: by the end of all this practice, you'll be able to make the flex mex
 princess_intell: the flex mex thing actually sounds delicious
SaxPython: What!?!
  Juliamon: it's taco night here... I tried to fold my tortilla, it didn't work out well
 princess_intell: quick cori explain the flexagon math
SaxPython: 
 beowuuf:    
 princess_intell: BBES
 ElementalAlchemist: bees
 GhostValv: 
 PharaohBender27:   
 ElementalAlchemist: this is excellent
 ContingentCat:    
 princess_intell: ugh i only got 3 hours of sleep last night so all i can do now is sit here and watch LRR and literally nothing else
 princess_intell: so apologies if my chats are a touch out there
 ElementalAlchemist: or you could https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s18iD8DTSE
 GhostValv: chat is best place to relax 
 princess_intell: @ElementalAlchemist that's a great idea, but it's only 6pm where i am and i don't want to further bus up my sleep schedule
 ElementalAlchemist: fair
 beowuuf: wb
 beowuuf: yup
  Juliamon: love a good old-fashioned fortune teller
 princess_intell: oooo cootie catchers
SaxPython: This is a Triumph//I'm making a note here//Huge Success
KeytarCat: @Juliamon The new AI ones just make me uneasy
  Juliamon: !advice
  LRRbot: Dooting isn't talking.
 princess_intell: cootie catchers were how the girls in my fifth grade class talked about crushes
 princess_intell: slash told fortunes about futures as rock stars or owning five dogs, etc
 princess_intell: you have to pick and number and then a color
 princess_intell: then you open it up
 PharaohBender27: I see  has a new hat 
 princess_intell: i understand there's a lot of math behind flexagons
 TehAmelie: doing flexagons are kind of a flex?
SaxPython: new Puppet meta.
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 princess_intell: i've been all nostalgic about being a kid for the last week or so
 princess_intell: not because i'm sad, just kind of remembering girl scouts and cookie catchers and disney channel
SaxPython: 
 GhostValv: wowie
 princess_intell: so hypnotizing
SaxPython: new desert bus craft-a-long?
 princess_intell: have a per-flexagon donation pledge
 princess_intell: the cubes are niiiiiiiiiice. i just roll the metal ball around infinitely, doesn't make noise at all
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 niccus: lrr should have an office tungsten cube
 niccus: you hear about tungsten cubes
  mtvcdm: https://www.amazon.com/Karmagami-Shashibo-Kaleidocycle-Tear-Resistant-Manipulative/dp/B08CCBDCKX/ref=asc_df_B08CCBDCKX/ This what you mean by a folding cube?
 LordZarano: I've got a great fidget toy that is 2 linked keyring-rings connected by 2 bikechain links
 niccus: it's a *very* dense cube, and it makes you talk about cubes
 GhostValv: :3
 ElementalAlchemist: the PAX Pokémon Center was so nice
 ElementalAlchemist: I haven't seen it since 2016 though
  Juliamon: There are chewy pen-toppers
 SquareDotCube: Taffy?
 LordZarano: What's wrong with weird?
 princess_intell: yeah, i wish there were more fidgets that didn't look like kids toys
KeytarCat: OH, Ark Therapeutics has chew sticks
KeytarCat: Like a toothpick
SaxPython: Bic was the best chew
 princess_intell: YES. THANK YOU.
 GhostValv: I ordered a ring that is supposed to spin, but I don't get that for a while
 SquareDotCube: Alfalfa sprout. 
aerohydra: table egg
ghyllnox: I learned a lot of pencil spinning tricks with my fingers as a child
  mtvcdm: Eh, something for me to look into after the stream.
  Juliamon: I like the Ark chew sticks but they get squeaky if you chew them too long and it's bad ASMR
 princess_intell: somehow have a fidget seamlessly embedded into your palm?
KeytarCat: https://www.arktherapeutic.com/arks-chewth-pick-chewable-toothpicks/
 SquareDotCube: oh man, straws.
 SquareDotCube: I'd chew on straws from time to time
KeytarCat: Ah, I've never gotten the bad squeak 
  mtvcdm: https://therapyshoppe.com/components/com_redshop/assets/images/product/1577713790_under-your-desk-tassel-fidget-watermarke.jpg Oh here we go, a fidget thing for under a school desk
 SquareDotCube: Unusual Chewy Day
SaxPython: Can't Eat Horses Club... 
 LordZarano: asmmmmmmr
KeytarCat: A day for every texture!
 GhostValv: spongy day?
 SquareDotCube: As long as it's not held on May 4th...
 beowuuf:  
 TehAmelie: imagine a whole year of eating gradually more crispy things every day
 niccus: joint text-adventure - texture-venture stream
 YeetTheRich_: can't wait for regular mushy day
 SquareDotCube: flipping sequins day
 princess_intell: i just want my weighted blanket
DarthRagnar815: This sounds suspiciously like just ASMR...
 GhostValv: it'd have to be dryish burrito
  mtvcdm: You ever just get sauced in a burrito
  mtvcdm: This is why there's a tarp budget Cori
 princess_intell: leave the logistics to beej, i'm sure he has ideas
SaxPython: something something Inception
 TehAmelie: today i cooked a hamburger casserole and somehow it's not the most worrying food on the table
 SquareDotCube: Didn't you talk about increasing the tarp budget two weekends ago?
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/BloodyGiantAardvarkVoteNay-Ac4s255eholFj2Hd
 ElementalAlchemist: soup, but through a straw
 YeetTheRich_: chocolate
 GhostValv: breakfast burrito
SaxPython: warm chocolate chip cookies, but that feels like cheating
ghyllnox: A nonzero amount
 SquareDotCube: when you turn your soup into steam
 princess_intell: mmmmm now i want cookies
 princess_intell: ice cream
 princess_intell: brownie
 niccus: cookie milkshake through a straw
 YeetTheRich_: do we have a table in this scenario?
 ElementalAlchemist: Ian would use a bird analogy
 princess_intell: i'm shocked he even says anything after all these years 
 YeetTheRich_: ok: soup in bread, sip the soup, eat the bread
 niccus: put your phone in a faraday cage before allowed entry into the burrito
 princess_intell: ian is actively trying to court a murder of crows to follow him home
 princess_intell: that feels like information this chat should know
Asimech: @ElementalAlchemist Oh, I didn't notice that. Well, now I feel like a right tit.
SaxPython: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 beowuuf: thanks for the stream!
 TehAmelie: goodbye! thanks for the stream
 beowuuf:  
 PharaohBender27: 150
 princess_intell: pays to know the person who does the edit
 ElementalAlchemist: Thanks for the stream as always ^_^
 Cocoathunder432: Have a good night! 
 LordZarano: Tfts
  Juliamon: Nelson iirc?
 GhostValv: did I hear a rock and stone?
  Juliamon: I hope he remembered to get through the tutorial first
 TemporallyAwry: !quote nelson
  LRRbot: Quote #7493: "Who wants eyes?" —Nelson [2021-02-03]
 beowuuf: cool
SaxPython: Gneiss
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Bye!
SaxPython: 
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 ElementalAlchemist: bees!
 beowuuf:     
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 Ivalenz_:   
 PharaohBender27:      
 Cocoathunder432:   
 definenull: rip bees?
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 TehAmelie: and now more focused writing
Lysander_salamander: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Deep Rock Galactic) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (1:22 from now).
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