thegreatwyrdling: Hey chat. You are looking good today.
CAKHost: Aw thanks!
mtvcdm: Showdown in the Flexagon
CAKHost: Would it be like a cage match in a 3D hexagon?
TXC2: Hello Everybody
CAKHost: Hello!
TXC2: hello CAKHost
TemporallyAwry: It's a day! PrideCheers Good timezone
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! Get to watch this full episode thanks to the holiday :)
TehAmelie: greetings, citizens
TXC2: didn't Gladiators have a hexagon cage?
TXC2: hello TemporallyAwry and PharaohBender27 welcome
beowuuf: sergeHi
CAKHost: Nickelodeon's Gladiators?
mtvcdm: Nickelodeon was Guts
Manae: !next
CAKHost: Shoot. Well I don't know
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mtvcdm: Gladiators I think was that weird mash-up event, Breakthrough and Conquer.
Manae: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR That delay scared me though
TXC2: Manae lrrHORN
CAKHost: lrrHORN !
thegreatwyrdling: lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM
GapFiller: other programs being named Gladiators is confusing to me as a Brit
beowuuf: lrrHORN
TXC2: GapFiller right?
mtvcdm: Also we're not all from the same country and Gladiators looked different in different countries.
Manae: There was an "American Gladiators." Was a favorite when I was little
CAKHost: Maybe that's the one I am thinking of.
Manae: Got an NES game, even
mtvcdm: Pyramid was an injury machine if I recall.
corianderd: tiny technical hiccup
TXC2: no worries Cori
GapFiller: nalvHi hai Cori
beowuuf: np :)
Manae: expexpFighting
GapFiller: TXC2 a lil corner of my brain is still wired respond to 'Gladiators! Ready!'
thegreatwyrdling: lrrJUDGECALL
mtvcdm: This event was not for people who didn't like getting hurt.
GapFiller: and can Wolf
GapFiller: *remember
TXC2: GapFiller same, I used to HATE but also Love Wolf
mtvcdm: Wolf knew he was on a TV show. Not all the Gladiators understood that.
beowuuf: it' more the 'contenders, ready' i have in my head
mtvcdm: There was one contender-turned-gladiator, Evan 'Rocket' Dollard, who everyone knew was a Wall specialist. It didn't matter what side of the show he was on, if he was your Wall opponent, you lost, the end.
TXC2: "you will go on my first whistle" is the key phrase for me
beowuuf: lol, yes
beowuuf: with that strong accent, always
TXC2: yeah it was whistle with 5 Hs :p
CAKHost: Hm maybe I saw Gladiators 2000... Eh, I rather spend my time saying "Treasure Rocks! A Sparkly treasure inside!" :P
Manae: What was the event that was basically "go across monkey bars without the gladiator dragging you down?"
CAKHost: (I was kind of lamenting to myself that there isn't quite a toy like Treasure Rocks anymore)
mtvcdm: (looks up) Oh there was a British Wolf too.
mtvcdm: I was thinking the US Wolf in the 200's remake.
TXC2: yeah British wolf was the heel, people hated him
beowuuf: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
PharaohBender27: lrrSIG
CAKHost: lrrSIG !
thegreatwyrdling: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
mtvcdm: US Wolf really liked going AWOOOOOO.
GapFiller: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG nalvNote nalvNote nalvNote
mtvcdm: (And then US Wolf would beat your brains in on Hang Tough.)
GapFiller: havent watched regular telly in a v long time so cant comment on the degree to which Ninja Warrior is a successor (spiritual or otherwise) to Gladiators
thetoastmonster: Ah, it's not Sunday2 after all.
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mtvcdm: Well, the aforementioned Evan Dollard did make some runs in American Ninja Warrior... he did about as well as anyone else.
TehAmelie: Swedish Gladiators had a pretty good run for like one year and then the Wolf died in a car crash and that was the end of the show
TXC2: GapFiller yeah, the UK version has some of that enegy
GapFiller: good to know
CAKHost: And now we are all staring at that gif trying to figure it out. XD
mtvcdm: Dollard did okay on Mount Midoriyama but the Salmon Ladder was his Waterloo.
TXC2: CAKHost you SoB, I had to go back and look at that again :p
TXC2: Here we GO!
LurkerSpine: woo
beowuuf: flexihorse!
DoodlestheGreat: time to make ARHT.
iris_of_ether: It's Horsin Time
beowuuf: hey cori! hey heather!
TXC2: Hello Cori and Heather
TehAmelie: halo
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, lrrCORI and lrrHEATHER !
thetoastmonster: Speechjammed?
iris_of_ether: Did Windows misbehave again
TXC2: iris_of_ether always
beowuuf: can't get audio club :(
PharaohBender27: katesNo
GapFiller: jlrrFacepalm
beowuuf: we're folding space and time to get windows to work, then carry on with the easier task of folding lexigons
CAKHost: Just burn it all and try again?
beowuuf: *flexigons
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iris_of_ether: Computers need to be flexed tbh
TXC2: like attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion ?
compuNIC: what does the Sun say?
TXC2: !findquote sun
LRRbot: Quote #1871: "The sun is hauling ass!" —Graham [2016-02-17]
compuNIC: we can't hear Heather though?
CAKHost: We can't see or hear Heather. :c
TheMerricat: Heather's turned into a mute pumpkin
mtvcdm: CDHC is always a journey
thetoastmonster: Cori and special guest, orange square
cuttlefishman: Is heather a ghost
beowuuf: first time!
compuNIC: is Orange a creative color?
beowuuf: sergeHi
iris_of_ether: escher3THUMBSUP escher3THUMBSUP escher3THUMBSUP
AdamYMHMI: So episode 1 of Can't Draw Horses Club inc
TXC2: and lrrFINE
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
iris_of_ether: benginHey
TheMerricat: so the real question is will all of this be in the vod? KappaPride
TehAmelie: there are no uncreative colors
mtvcdm: Heather has her ways
beowuuf: so, when i speculated that this was the Cori, Heather, and origami stream (CHaos) this wasn't what I meant...
TehAmelie: except "celebrity interior decor grey"
maadneet: I just got here, guess I didn't miss anything important
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Heart
TXC2: compelling I'd say
iris_of_ether: lunarj1Heart tiltyhYAS
mtvcdm: I am extant
beowuuf: @maadneet nothing happened, started perfectly right away
TXC2: chat not had any ghosts installed....yet
CAKHost: We are here
beowuuf: slide show! slide show!
googoltudoris: heather and cori chaos is exactly what i need today guyjudgeBongo guyjudgeBongo guyjudgeBongo
mtvcdm: Ohhhh these things
googoltudoris: man, remember when youtube was entertaining and educational?
TXC2: Sulphur flexafluoride ?
GhostValv: oh yeah
iris_of_ether: :D
cuttlefishman: gotta rename the stream
GhostValv: \o/
TXC2: with my dyslexia, I can't see it :p
beowuuf: seabatClap
cuttlefishman: Felxagons with Heather
maadneet: the fel xagon
BlueMechanic: weird flexagons but okay
googoltudoris: >puts youtube videos in slideshow >gets upset when videos try to play >refuses to elaborate <3
TehAmelie: A4, the paper of kings
PharaohBender27: It's President's Day in the US, which is why I'm able to be here live
googoltudoris: does canada have a strong preference for A4 or US letter?
cuttlefishman: Heritage Day
CAKHost: A person was born today at least in the US.
GhostValv: D:
CAKHost: Aww!
TehAmelie: normal human face folding
iris_of_ether: Years ago a puzzle event I was in did a puzzle where each face of a hexaflexagon had a different letter. But I wasn't the one to actually fold the thing
iris_of_ether: Yes face paper excellent good
mtvcdm: Today on CDHC: "Somethin'"
PharaohBender27: @CAKHost Actually, not so much - President's Day is an amalgamation of Lincoln Day (February 9) and Washington Day (February 22 - or February 11 in the Julian calendar :p )
beowuuf: knife to the face...paper...
TXC2: CAKHost I'd assume at least 1000 people have been born today in the USA
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beowuuf: who knew the real golden ratio was 210 to 297
iris_of_ether: Ruh roh
PharaohBender27: 80-sided!? O_o
cuttlefishman: I mean, given how Youtube Shorts monetization structure works anyways...
beowuuf: the internet has become rhythm cafe
beowuuf: what prroblems? MiniK
TXC2: "youtube doesn't care" is the full sentence there
DrakoniteStreams: "but the ads swear..."
aiamethyst: my son swore for the first time when he was 6 and almost got hit by a car, we thought it was fair
iris_of_ether: Cori: I looked up the concept of "popsicle stick bomb" after that episode. Apparently you can make them arbitrarily long, just like these flexagons. O_O
mtvcdm: 'But YouTube, OBS *deserved* it'
cuttlefishman: so... I can make a popsicle stick bomb from 2X4s?
iris_of_ether: :D
DrakoniteStreams: @cuttlefishman only if you record it
TXC2: "popsicle stick bomb" sound like something from the anarchist's cookbook :p
CAKHost: OH those that are hook together so you hit them and they start pop apart?
GhostValv: oh yeah
LordZarano: I remember a wholesome british youtuber made a video where they made spotted dick, and they couldn't mention the name of what they were making in the title or the beginning of the video or they'd be demonetised
CAKHost: I just learned how to draw stars with many, many straight lines.
TXC2: Humans: regional and classist Kappa
beowuuf: oh no
cuttlefishman: wow
cuttlefishman: hahaha
iris_of_ether: D:
CAKHost: Secret Pink
beowuuf: blair witch was really just trying to build popsicle stick bombs, and the people standing in the corner of the room were just avoiding shrapnel
cuttlefishman: Are we going to get a Can't Draw Horses of uploading YT videos?
cuttlefishman: So cool
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: oooh, that's so cool
PharaohBender27: Soooo cool
GhostValv: wow so cool
TXC2: so cool
beowuuf: *cough* woooo, that's *so* cool
TehAmelie: ultimate cool (?)
DrakoniteStreams: ooOOoooo that's so warm
mtvcdm: ice cold
Shadowsoflife: Ooh that so cool
serramarkov: Soo cool!!
DrakoniteStreams: bah, messed it up
SaxPython: so cool
iris_of_ether: foxmarICE foxmarICE foxmarICE
beowuuf: heather will never suspect our coaching
TXC2: gorb jorb chat
beowuuf: sergeHi wb
TXC2: "don't take away, the mu...ART!"
iris_of_ether: xD That would do it
DrakoniteStreams: does it explain why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
TXC2: no, nothing can
beowuuf: yes!
mtvcdm: A thing?!
PharaohBender27: Show and tell!
TXC2: hell yeah we do
TXC2: fancy
LurkerSpine: fancy box
iris_of_ether: oooh
beowuuf: oooh, so cool (but actually)
Shadowsoflife: Oh fancy
Asimech: So it's "Fire Emblem: Tea Houses"?
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Ah, yes; the dating sim withincidental combat.
TXC2: I feel like Jacob is about to appear in Heather Room :p
ScrapyardGhostTrain: FE3H *is* a dating sim, Heather.
DrakoniteStreams: now I want to know how a tactics based dating game would work
mtvcdm: !crossover
LRRbot: What if this was an idle clicker?
mtvcdm: Idle clicker dating sim, LRRBot? I wish to subscribe to your newsletter
Asimech: @DrakoniteStreams Do you mean one where the social interactions are done through the medium of tactics gameplay?
beowuuf: my uncle once told me, the world was out to roll me, i ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
DrakoniteStreams: @DrakoniteStreams Exactly
iris_of_ether: "I am not a lawyer" :D
aerohydra: i only quote lrr for everything
LurkerSpine: We do know you're a great lawyer though, we've seen all the crimes you've solved in video games
serramarkov: I work in a Cakery, and my boss says you can't copyright recipes.
Asimech: @DrakoniteStreams Although this is not what i meant, it still popped in my head: "Through this game of Commands & Colors: Ancients I will determine your true nature!"
beowuuf: yes!
undecided44: not it!
TemporallyAwry: nobody who wants the position really deserves the position LuvOops
TXC2: Yes Heather YES!
Asimech: @DrakoniteStreams BTW, I absolutely want your game to become real.
TXC2 also has long finger nails
iris_of_ether: lrrFINE
Juliamon: thyroid disease makes long nails pretty much impossible lrrAWW
TXC2: the key is to file them after you cut them
TXC2: Juliamon I'm sorry to hear that lrrHEART
beowuuf: you can't quit me, i fire you!
beowuuf: :( juliamon
iris_of_ether: Woooooooof
DeM0nFiRe: LUL wat
mtvcdm: You're fired but if you quit that's cool because then we don't have to give you severance
Juliamon: (it's not even all my nails, it's just my ring finger nails that are fucked up, though my thumb nails are also getting there)
TemporallyAwry: never quit, make them fire you 2020SpeakUp
beowuuf: bold strategy cotton, glad it paid off
TXC2: Cori presented the UNO reversal card there :p
aiamethyst: I put in a 2 week notice and expected to be fired on the spot because it was company policy, but they didn't fire me so I worked two weeks I wasn't planning on
iris_of_ether: CurseLit
mtvcdm: If it sucks hit da bricks
DrakoniteStreams: I had a place say I was being fired at the end of my current task, and then forget to fire me. So I got paid to sit around for 3 weeks.
iris_of_ether: Wow, it's been awhile since I've heard math notation for slopes
TXC2: #GotSquares?
rainbowhisper: I need you to use a straight edge next time
iris_of_ether: We geometry'in now
beowuuf: all every square
TXC2: the rigeangle ?
LordZarano: 69mm line?
mtvcdm: This pairing is always an absolute delight every time it happens.
PharaohBender27: That sounds like reverse psychology :p
TemporallyAwry: #CloseEnough
LurkerSpine: sPLAghetti
TXC2: the 3D printer from the little shop of horrors?
Asimech: So what I'm hearing is you could feed the 3D printer dough and get noodles.
mtvcdm: The good triangle. The triangle of morality, that has a spouse and kids at home
Mai_Andra: left/behind would be obtuse, I think
TXC2: "I'm a Triangle!" "NO! no you are not!"
omdorastrix: a "bone" folder?
omdorastrix: (as in they're not made of bone anymore)
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iris_of_ether: You can actually buy them made of bone still. It was an option when I bought one for Desert Bus last year haha
TehAmelie: ever forward, never learning!
TXC2: safety third
TXC2: it's CDHC, so something's gonna get made
TimIAm: !next
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TXC2: TimIAm an hour has to pass before in shows the next stream
beowuuf: can we get advanced warning of these instructions?
mtvcdm: Four triangles leave on a train from Omaha at 1 PM, at the same time eight triangles leave Minneapolis
beowuuf: trick questions, you cannot leave minneapolis...
TXC2: you can, but that's only to go to St Paul Kappa
Mangledpixel: boop
TXC2: hello Mangledpixel welcome
TehAmelie: glue sticks is the glue that holds crafts together
TehAmelie: wait. . .
beowuuf: oooh, so cool :p
TXC2: so we're making school fortune tellers ?
mtvcdm: So cool
iris_of_ether: foxmarICE foxmarICE foxmarICE
beowuuf: oh, right, sorry. you need to give us some sort of sign or vocal cue :p
DrakoniteStreams: much cool, so wow
mtvcdm: As everyone knows, things are more flexible when held together with glue
TehAmelie: folding fortune tellers is easy stuff for babies, this is advanced crafts (evidently)
Asimech: @TehAmelie So b/c the previous exchange made me go "Cori, don't trust in yourself, trust in Heather who trusts in you" this made me go "my glue stick is the glue which sticks the heavens!"
TehAmelie: he he
Asimech: @TehAmelie Note: The latter half can be adjusted as per preference. E.g "-which stickies the-" "-which sticks it to-"
TXC2: it's happening chat!
TehAmelie: glue reason to the curb and do the impossible
mtvcdm: !clip
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aiamethyst: it seems to have been murdered
TemporallyAwry: Cool Hexagon? PrideHeyyy
iris_of_ether: HyperHex HyperHex HyperHex
iris_of_ether: HyperMayhem HyperHex HyperMayhem
TehAmelie: a moebius polygon?
TXC2: oh hey it's Pancake day tomorrow
omdorastrix: You eat it, even though it looks ugly, it's delicious
mtvcdm: Do not eat the glue pancake
KarakSindru: Cool Flexology!
DoodlestheGreat: Yes, but what about waffles?
beowuuf: shrove tuesday, also known s lies tuesday apparently
ShaneLeeAtk: The first pancake is always a sacrificial cake of the pan.
DoodlestheGreat: The first pancake is for the dog.
TXC2: stretch so you can get more of a pump when you flex
iris_of_ether: lrrFINE
TemporallyAwry: Stretch and Hydrate your hexagon for optimal performance ;p
Asimech: You gotta have a sacrificial pancake / crêpe for the tomte.
mtvcdm: 'Rip and tear': the forbidden crafting arts
Asimech: (A.k.a. nisse or tonttu.)
TehAmelie: my family only knows thin pancakes. used to go through maybe 50 of them for dinner when it was the five of us. the first one was quickly forgotten
TXC2: RIP AND TEAR! (Pan flute version of E1M1 intensifies)
mtvcdm: Do you have honey in the pantry
TXC2: TehAmelie thin, but dinner plate sized is how we do them in the UK, I can eat 2 and that's enough :p
iris_of_ether: I need to make those crepe cones sometime soon... the ones filled with whipped cream and fruit
TXC2: so cool
GhostValv: gattai da~!
PharaohBender27: tqsClap
beowuuf: Oooooh! so cool!
iris_of_ether: foxmarICE
mtvcdm: So cool
Amras0x00: Cori please, just reverse the folds when you pinch it
GhostValv: wow so cool~
Ivalenz_: lrrFINE
beowuuf: seabatClap lrrHORN seabatClap
Ivalenz_: FBtouchdown
Amras0x00: nevermind this is impossible to explain over text
mtvcdm: LRRBot, help Cori
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: Don't touch the red ground, it will kill
iris_of_ether: FBtouchdown
TXC2: reverse the folds to decrease the neutron flow
TemporallyAwry: !badadvice
LRRbot: Stand in the fire.
TehAmelie: *frustrated crying* paper should only have two dimensions
beowuuf: this is ork levels of believing something will work so it does
TXC2: beowuuf :D
beowuuf: like butta
PharaohBender27: lrrFINE
Amras0x00: there's an intermediate step where it just looks like three triangles joined to a single edge
Amras0x00: which helps with folding
mtvcdm: Non-Euclidean fun
beowuuf: :D
TXC2: !break
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beowuuf: escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE
iris_of_ether: escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3ANGRY
GhostValv: amazonPumpkinDance
PharaohBender27: escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE
beowuuf: raymmuFISHFLOSS2 raymmuLISTEN2
TehAmelie: in school i wanted to be a professional origamist when i grew up. my classmates thought they were amazingly creative when they replaced the word they didn't know with bigamist
TXC2: right chat, I'm off
beowuuf: night txc2!
TXC2: Goodnight everybody and thanks for streaming Cori and Heather
TehAmelie: seeya
PharaohBender27: Goodnight, TXC2!
beowuuf: wb
TehAmelie: hi again!
beowuuf: they are the bestigons
GhostValv: \o/ quesadilla
Amras0x00: you can fold a quesadilla into a flexagon too
Ivalenz_: ^
LurkerSpine: is that Wendy?
GhostValv: extra flexible :)
TemporallyAwry: Lubricate your Paper PrideLaugh
mtvcdm: !quote 7525
LRRbot: Quote #7525: "I live with my mistakes, and mistakes shall be made!" —Heather [2021-03-10]
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spicyFerret_: But flexa-17-gons when?
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mtvcdm: Bigger just means everything scales up perfectly
PharaohBender27: So cool!
beowuuf: it's very cool! ooooh!
beowuuf: so cool
mtvcdm: So cool
Shadowsoflife: ooh so cool
omdorastrix: at least 20% cool
DrakoniteStreams: ooo so cool
PharaohBender27: Cooler than a cucumber wearing sunglasses
mtvcdm: Oh, we're doing the face one
mtvcdm: Everybody loves non-Euclidean faces
ScrapyardGhostTrain: What if we already have a non-Euclidean face? Kappa
Juliamon: Rooftop Heather strikes again
PhlibbertyGib: because they're tear-able?
Ivalenz_: They fall flat?
beowuuf: ^
PharaohBender27: Because they're all plain?
PharaohBender27: escher3PUN
GhostValv: :)
TehAmelie: paper? i hardly know er
TheWriterAleph: people who tell paper jokes should be pulped
iris_of_ether: lunarj1Snip
beowuuf: sergeCrimes sergePun yet escher3THUMBSUP escher3PUN
LukeIsStrange: That physically hurt me
mtvcdm: Paper jokes always just come out flat
Nuurgle: with a pen, you can make paper jokes ink readible
Spanked42: these puns are just a lot of pulp
Spanked42: I tried
TemporallyAwry: The worst part of puns is that your brain will never not enjoy the "ah-hah!" of getting it - even if you say you hate them.
TehAmelie: eh, puns are just a paper tiger
beowuuf: it's great that this sort of stuff is on the free feed not the paper view
mtvcdm: You make a paper pun to the wrong person they're just gonna ream you out.
iris_of_ether: oh my god
mtvcdm: Book Club!
Nuurgle: Starburst wrappers also very good
iris_of_ether: I used the sides from dot matrix print paper into tiny jumping frogs, because they'd just fly with the stiff paper
TheMerricat: Usain bolt and a sheet of paper entered a charity race. At the crack of the starters pistol Usain tore down the track... the paper remained stationary.
PharaohBender27: That was such a sad story
mtvcdm: I think he came up like 50-some cranes short.
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat escher3PUN
TemporallyAwry: Yup - that sounds like an indie game lrrAWW
thimbles_edge: wow grade three trauma coming back
iris_of_ether: ^^^
thimbles_edge: used an origami dragon in a game once
iris_of_ether: My aunt lectured me *and I had no idea how serious she was being*
TheWriterAleph: "you can't play anymore. you're dead."
mtvcdm: Those sound--- yep, pogs
ghyllnox: I worked at a place that distributed tracts in high school, and chic tracts were too extreme even for us
mtvcdm: There are SO MANY people just unloading their Pogs collections on eBay for peanuts.
mtvcdm: Phonmo
ElementalAlchemist: Foam-o®!
SaxPython: PogChamp
TheWriterAleph: i don't believe i have ever owned an pog (am 37 btw, so definitely in my time)
public_key_reveal_party: so when're we getting the AFK pogs stream?
YeetTheRich_: why pay money for pogs when you can get them in twitch chat for free wheelerMonkey
SaxPython: @public_key_reveal_party PogChamp
TheWriterAleph: LRR could single-handedly resurrect pogs Kappa
Juliamon: slammers were prototype haptic coins
mtvcdm: I'm positive there's glow in the dark slammers on that eBay pile
KevlarGiraffe: I'm still annoyed that someone stole my pogs out of my desk when I was in 5th grade.
TemporallyAwry: pogs were just "safer marbles"
TehAmelie: i remember one kid in the neighborhood had pogs. i played with them once. i think they were peer pressured into getting marbles instead
mtvcdm: Every 80's and 90's fad you missed out on, every Happy Meal toy you missed, someone is probably selling it and you can just go have it.
iris_of_ether: We had a pog maker. it came with glitter glue
TheMerricat: wasn't there a brand of tamagotchi where you bought them and they interacted with each other if you put them together?
iris_of_ether: oh my god <3
Juliamon: I had NanoPets
beowuuf: whew
Juliamon: the idea of a tiny human I had to care for was not appealing to me at any point in my life
iris_of_ether: I wanted one in middle school. it got a hard veto
Juliamon: a kitten though? sign me the fuck up
LordZarano: @TheMerricat Cubeworld?
TehAmelie: my little brother had a tamagotchi that he wanted me to take care of for him. made it like 5 days and then neither of us cared anymore
SaxPython: like a Pokemon trainer
TheMerricat: @lordzarano yes, that is I was thinking of. Thank you!
KeytarCat: Oh, that was something I almost did 👀
princess_intell: hello i came for crimes
Earthenone: !findquote crime
LRRbot: Quote #6744: "I could try to heal Cori, but I kind of want her to pay for her crimes." —Heather [2020-01-30]
TehAmelie: lrrWOW
princess_intell: i think lrrbot is gaining sentience
TheWriterAleph: LRRbot GPT3 update when
princess_intell: @TehAmelie that's just childhood in a nutshell
Juliamon: Could have been v1 Gloomhaven
princess_intell: "i cared about it immensely for 48 hours and then dug it out from behind the couch 10 years later"
ElementalAlchemist: That day is a Thursday
ElementalAlchemist: so that tracks
mtvcdm: It says The Long Game
KeytarCat: @princess_intell I have so much guilt tied up in those stories
TheMerricat: @princess_intell this also describes my Steam library...
princess_intell: also i just pulled the trigger and bought scrivener, so my novel is bascially done, right? right??
TehAmelie: sadly you still have to write every dang word
princess_intell: ughhhhhhhhh
princess_intell: in all seriousness though it's probably the best purchase i ever made for my creative life
TheMerricat: chatgpt. Kappa
LordZarano: LRRBot was more intelligent at one point, but LRR asked the dev to give it a lobotomy since it was distracting from streams
princess_intell: it's basically the final draft of novel writing
princess_intell: not quite as ubiquitous/mandatory, but pretty close
TehAmelie: i've been writing this story all day every day for like a week, it's 8000 words, but it probably wants to be at least 20000. so slow
princess_intell: ugh i wish i could quit my job and write all day
princess_intell: what kind of book is it
TehAmelie: this is a superhero story
princess_intell: that sounds like a "wednesday night at 8pm" problem LUL
princess_intell: @TehAmelie that's neat!
LordZarano: !findquote legal
LRRbot: Quote #326: "Completely legal. Probably." —Beej [2015-06-05]
princess_intell: man i miss when vihart made videos (just saw the stream title)
SaxPython: I've been mostly listening to CDHC. The paper folding sounds have been more pleasant than the average CDHC background noise (generally clicks).
beowuuf: this is very zen
princess_intell: now they're off "doing math" "for a living" "at Microsoft" (according to wikipedia)
SaxPython: KomodoHype KomodoHype KomodoHype
beowuuf: ooooooh
GhostValv: wowie
PharaohBender27: tqsClap
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: thats so neat
princess_intell: it flexxed!!!!!!
mtvcdm: Success? On Horse Club?
beowuuf: yay!
TehAmelie: wowsers
mtvcdm: So cool!
Cocoathunder432: Pretty sick!
DrakoniteStreams: ooooo, so warm!
beowuuf: @mtvcdm ^
TehAmelie: Heather are you a wizard?
YeetTheRich_: pog moment
SaxPython: the solid 8 panel umbrella is awesome
princess_intell: you should display it at the streaming office
GhostValv: wow so cool
serramarkov: So very cool!
Cocoathunder432: Here's the question though... How many sides does it have?
princess_intell: leave it there for the let
KeytarCat: wear it as a crown!
princess_intell: let's nope boys to find
SaxPython: CurseLit CurseLit CurseLit
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princess_intell: it looks like midsommar crow
beowuuf: perfect
GhostValv: benginO7
ScrapyardGhostTrain: It's a Heather Product. Of course it wants chaos.
GapFiller: *chefskiss
princess_intell: *the midsommar crown
YeetTheRich_: you look like the statue of liberty
TehAmelie: Heather, the queen of horse club
princess_intell: or a jester
SaxPython: @PharaohBender27 FBtouchdown KomodoHype FBtouchdown
princess_intell: i dub it "The Official CDHC Crown"
princess_intell: did any of you guys see the vihart video where they made a tex-mex hexa-flexagon
Eggmojii: Beej haunts my dreams
princess_intell: fortunately, "success not guaranteed" is basicically the CDHC motto
mtvcdm: This origami project contains adult situations. Viewer discretion is advised.
GhostValv: XD
princess_intell: P.C.
Eggmojii: Someone tell me I'm not alone
princess_intell: P.C.'s Memories of Beej
Eggmojii: He is a spectre in the night
beowuuf: come on!
GhostValv: FBtouchdown
princess_intell: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SaxPython: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
mtvcdm: So cool!
beowuuf: lrrHORN lrrGOAT
KeytarCat: Is there a link to the guide?
SaxPython: Crit Success? lunarj1Fangs
princess_intell: nat 20 for both imo
niccus: by the end of all this practice, you'll be able to make the flex mex
princess_intell: the flex mex thing actually sounds delicious
SaxPython: What!?!
Juliamon: it's taco night here... I tried to fold my tortilla, it didn't work out well
princess_intell: quick cori explain the flexagon math
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
beowuuf: escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE
princess_intell: BBES
ElementalAlchemist: bees
GhostValv: amazonPumpkinDance
PharaohBender27: escher3BEE escher3ANGRY escher3BEE
ElementalAlchemist: this is excellent
ContingentCat: PrideUwu PrideUwu PrideUwu PrideUwu
princess_intell: ugh i only got 3 hours of sleep last night so all i can do now is sit here and watch LRR and literally nothing else
princess_intell: so apologies if my chats are a touch out there
ElementalAlchemist: or you could
GhostValv: chat is best place to relax :)
princess_intell: @ElementalAlchemist that's a great idea, but it's only 6pm where i am and i don't want to further bus up my sleep schedule
ElementalAlchemist: fair
beowuuf: wb
beowuuf: yup
Juliamon: love a good old-fashioned fortune teller
princess_intell: oooo cootie catchers
SaxPython: This is a Triumph//I'm making a note here//Huge Success
KeytarCat: @Juliamon The new AI ones just make me uneasy
Juliamon: !advice
LRRbot: Dooting isn't talking.
princess_intell: cootie catchers were how the girls in my fifth grade class talked about crushes
princess_intell: slash told fortunes about futures as rock stars or owning five dogs, etc
princess_intell: you have to pick and number and then a color
princess_intell: then you open it up
PharaohBender27: I see lrrHEATHER has a new hat :D
princess_intell: i understand there's a lot of math behind flexagons
TehAmelie: doing flexagons are kind of a flex?
SaxPython: new Puppet meta.
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princess_intell: i've been all nostalgic about being a kid for the last week or so
princess_intell: not because i'm sad, just kind of remembering girl scouts and cookie catchers and disney channel
SaxPython: CurseLit
GhostValv: wowie
princess_intell: so hypnotizing
SaxPython: new desert bus craft-a-long?
princess_intell: have a per-flexagon donation pledge
princess_intell: the cubes are niiiiiiiiiice. i just roll the metal ball around infinitely, doesn't make noise at all
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niccus: lrr should have an office tungsten cube
niccus: you hear about tungsten cubes
LordZarano: I've got a great fidget toy that is 2 linked keyring-rings connected by 2 bikechain links
niccus: it's a *very* dense cube, and it makes you talk about cubes
GhostValv: :3
ElementalAlchemist: the PAX Pokémon Center was so nice
ElementalAlchemist: I haven't seen it since 2016 though
Juliamon: There are chewy pen-toppers
SquareDotCube: Taffy?
LordZarano: What's wrong with weird?
princess_intell: yeah, i wish there were more fidgets that didn't look like kids toys
KeytarCat: OH, Ark Therapeutics has chew sticks
KeytarCat: Like a toothpick
SaxPython: Bic was the best chew
princess_intell: YES. THANK YOU.
GhostValv: I ordered a ring that is supposed to spin, but I don't get that for a while
SquareDotCube: Alfalfa sprout. :p
aerohydra: table egg
ghyllnox: I learned a lot of pencil spinning tricks with my fingers as a child
mtvcdm: Eh, something for me to look into after the stream.
Juliamon: I like the Ark chew sticks but they get squeaky if you chew them too long and it's bad ASMR
princess_intell: somehow have a fidget seamlessly embedded into your palm?
SquareDotCube: oh man, straws.
SquareDotCube: I'd chew on straws from time to time
KeytarCat: Ah, I've never gotten the bad squeak :O
SquareDotCube: Unusual Chewy Day
SaxPython: Can't Eat Horses Club... NotLikeThis
LordZarano: asmmmmmmr
KeytarCat: A day for every texture!
GhostValv: spongy day?
SquareDotCube: As long as it's not held on May 4th...
beowuuf: sergeJustRight seabatClap
TehAmelie: imagine a whole year of eating gradually more crispy things every day
niccus: joint text-adventure - texture-venture stream
YeetTheRich_: can't wait for regular mushy day
SquareDotCube: flipping sequins day
princess_intell: i just want my weighted blanket
DarthRagnar815: This sounds suspiciously like just ASMR...
GhostValv: it'd have to be dryish burrito
mtvcdm: You ever just get sauced in a burrito
mtvcdm: This is why there's a tarp budget Cori
princess_intell: leave the logistics to beej, i'm sure he has ideas
SaxPython: something something Inception
TehAmelie: today i cooked a hamburger casserole and somehow it's not the most worrying food on the table
SquareDotCube: Didn't you talk about increasing the tarp budget two weekends ago?
ElementalAlchemist: soup, but through a straw
YeetTheRich_: chocolate
GhostValv: breakfast burrito
SaxPython: warm chocolate chip cookies, but that feels like cheating
ghyllnox: A nonzero amount
SquareDotCube: when you turn your soup into steam
princess_intell: mmmmm now i want cookies
princess_intell: ice cream
princess_intell: brownie
niccus: cookie milkshake through a straw
YeetTheRich_: do we have a table in this scenario?
ElementalAlchemist: Ian would use a bird analogy
princess_intell: i'm shocked he even says anything after all these years LUL
YeetTheRich_: ok: soup in bread, sip the soup, eat the bread
niccus: put your phone in a faraday cage before allowed entry into the burrito
princess_intell: ian is actively trying to court a murder of crows to follow him home
princess_intell: that feels like information this chat should know
Asimech: @ElementalAlchemist Oh, I didn't notice that. Well, now I feel like a right tit.
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
PharaohBender27: lunarj1Heart
beowuuf: thanks for the stream!
TehAmelie: goodbye! thanks for the stream
beowuuf: jlrrFacepalm escher3BEE
PharaohBender27: Cheer150
princess_intell: pays to know the person who does the edit
ElementalAlchemist: Thanks for the stream as always ^_^
Cocoathunder432: Have a good night! lrrARROW_SG
LordZarano: Tfts
Juliamon: Nelson iirc?
GhostValv: did I hear a rock and stone?
Juliamon: I hope he remembered to get through the tutorial first
TemporallyAwry: !quote nelson
LRRbot: Quote #7493: "Who wants eyes?" —Nelson [2021-02-03]
beowuuf: cool
SaxPython: Gneiss
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Bye!
SaxPython: <3
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
ElementalAlchemist: bees!
beowuuf: sergeHi escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE
ElementalAlchemist: lrrHEART
Ivalenz_: elfunkBeans elfunkBeans elfunkBeans
PharaohBender27: escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE
Cocoathunder432: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
definenull: rip bees?
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TehAmelie: and now more focused writing
Lysander_salamander: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Deep Rock Galactic) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (1:22 from now).