Let's NOPE! || Okie Dokie Literature Club

 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Manae:      
 Snakebyte36: 
Mortimew: Are we sure about this?
 Mischievous_Catgeist: hiya everyone
 misteline: Did someone say ... Doki Doki?
 Getter404: Wait, this isn't Now Kiss
 ogier300: this might be the scariest thing Let's Nope has ever done.
LadyJuion: I'm glad we're taking a break from horror games for a light visual novel.
 SymphonicLolita: oh? did we stop callisto-ing?
catherben: oh this is going to be fun
SeaDiegoFC subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months!
 SeaDiegoFC: The Spoop Boys make me go Doki Doki
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, SeaDiegoFC! (Today's storm count: 49)
  Juliamon: ~lasttweet adam
LRRTwitter: [5h ago] @loadingreadyrun> Tonight on Let's Nope, NOTHING. Let's Nope is cancelled, instead Ben is gonna take a well deserved break, and Adam is gonna play Doki Doki Literature Club. Yes... Doki Doki Literature Club. | See y'all there at 5:00PM. http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FphGutKacAE6EiY.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1628129058642075650
 djalternative: Get ready for Adam to not get past the first go around
happy_harp subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 5 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, happy_harp! (Today's storm count: 50)
 ogier300: I think Ben needs another day to recover from the Con and travel.
DomBar: 
 lamina5432: this is looking to be an interesting stream
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> "I didn't score 894 goals in the NHL to have to waste my retirement playing cute anime games for nerds. Zero stars." - Wayne Gretzky, Doki Doki Literature Club Yelp review | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/FpiEiXmaMAI-v72.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1628197005389619200
  Juliamon: both James and Ben are recovering from jetlag
Pinary subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 56 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Pinary! (Today's storm count: 51)
DoodlestheGreat: Honestly, this fits as a horror game. But has anyone lit a candle for Adam? Just me?
 SymphonicLolita: ah understandable
OhaiMireiya: hurro frens =3
aliceduckwhisper:   
code1300: 
 NightValien28: oooooooooh no
Yosiel_: wow is this blind?
  Juliamon: anyway, for those unaware of this game: BIG BIG CONTENT WARNINGS
 saucemaster5000: oh no this game
 misteline: I'm 100% here for this. Until I get too scwared. 
Mcgwee subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 35 months!
 Mcgwee: doki doki?!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Mcgwee! (Today's storm count: 52)
ReaperTitan152001:  I hope Ben is ok? is he just getting some rest after magicon philly?
AkromaTirel: DDLC? RUN run far away and never look back at it
 djalternative: again, I don't think Adam will find the horror game in the confines of a single regular LRR stream
 BrowneePoints: Chat be good
aliceduckwhisper: How’s everyone doing
 NovaTiempo: *actually runs away in horror*
DoodlestheGreat: I believe so. So... No backseating.
 Procrastronauts: oooh boy. yeahhh, the content warnings are not fucking around on this game
  Juliamon: ReaperTitan152001 Yup, just resting
Deltoran11 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 47 months!
 Deltoran11: 47 months! Almost halfway to a year!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Deltoran11! (Today's storm count: 53)
Yosiel_: because I love a good afternoon reading literature
 ElementalAlchemist: Hello friends
 ogier300: Part of me hope Adam brings that Darkest Dungeon no-torch dark souls survival hunter Cuphead energy to this visual novel.
AkromaTirel: @novatiempo keep running
 djalternative: so, the horror will be Adam having to suffer through a VN
drfox17 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 62 months, currently on a 62 month streak!
 drfox17: Literature Club? This sounds wholesome
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, drfox17! (Today's storm count: 54)
 Manae: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Ben's taking the night off, Adam is left to play. Game: Doki Doki Literature Club) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (0s ago).
 saucemaster5000: Suddenly realize this means we're getting stereotype anime girls with vaguely eastern european accents
 SymphonicLolita: I've never played this, but I'm well aware it goes Places(tm), so I'm excited  to see
  Juliamon: CW: https://ddlc.moe/warning
 Mcgwee: Happy Poetry fun times!
 Manae:    
 Eggmojii: Are we really doing this?
 ElementalAlchemist: apparently yes
boristhewizard: Can't believe Wayne Gretzky played this
DoodlestheGreat: Adam's done choose-your-own adventure games. VNs are positively tame.
Bearudite: oh no
 Bunnarchist: 
2Flower subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 114 months!
 2Flower: What a sweet, cute, perfectly normal game!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, 2Flower! (Today's storm count: 55)
 ElementalAlchemist: this is gonna be great
 djalternative: oh yeah. DDLC gives a big warning at the beginning of it
 CaptinOfBeez: is this real???
 Earthenone: you cant think of adam without thinking of literature
Mandillio: Im very excited to see him play this.
 GredGredmansson: will the warning be on screen for long enough though
 djalternative: @DoodlestheGreat sure but he didn't have to deal with high school girls in those
 Bunnarchist: knowing Adam, I assume he'll read through it and give people proper warning
 Mr_Horrible: I'm enjoying the fun "almost-swap" of Talking Sim and Let's NOPE today 
 arcaneIllumination: Can’t wait!
 Mcgwee: I dunno, some of these poems are actually pretty good. He might actually enjoy reading those.
 Bunnarchist: also hi everyone! 
  Juliamon: CW: depression, suicide, self-harm, gaslighting, domestic abuse, psychological trauma, questionable poetry
OhaiMireiya: wowzer thanks @Juliamon
 JonnyGlitched:     
unicornvector subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 24 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, unicornvector! (Today's storm count: 56)
mulligan2six: Can't wait for Adam to make my heart go Doki-Doki!
 SymphonicLolita:   
 DeM0nFiRe:   
 BrowneePoints: Underage sexual tension* @Juliamon
 Bunnarchist:   
 MegaDosX: @Juliamon I draw the line at the questionable poetry
Forgotten_Lizard:  
 Mcgwee: 
Abelzumi: Ben got a haircut?
 Blakemcm: aww yea the myspace is still up!
 Mr_Horrible: oh god the myspace is back
 BusTed: s'up
 Saintnex: oh god this is still here
 big_blue_man: oh dear god
OhaiMireiya: fun times for all!
 Wondermoo:   
 SymphonicLolita: blessed watermark
  MagicalAttackGecko:   
 saucemaster5000: Paul really outdid himself
 DeM0nFiRe:  forgot about this
 They_Are_Alyx: RAWR XD
 Mcgwee: hahaha
n3ther: time for fun wholesome content
SaxPython:   
 empyreon: what a terrible day to have eyes
  MrPhlip: spooky overlay
 ElementalAlchemist: LOL
 JonnyGlitched: Cori getcha?
 Mr_Horrible: oh wait it's even funnier now
 NightValien28: jesus christ
NimrodXIV: beautiful
 GenericHerooo:  Hi, everyone! 
 Earthenone: !pateron
 raulghoulia: yep
DKS_Saturn: What the heck
 korvys: Ben is with us in spirit
 Snakebyte36: this is horrific indeed
 MrSarkhan: That overlay is amazing
Alness49 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 68 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Alness49! (Today's storm count: 57)
Abelzumi: Wow. I didn't know they had Hot Topic in Canada. Glad Ben's shopping went well.
 Earthenone: !patreon
 InquisitorGaia: super forgot about that
 Xenguin47: Oh hey, I made it for the live!
  LRRbot: 2657 patrons for a total of $20,796.16 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
 Mr_Horrible: LMAO
 brunomant_: Rawr
 aitsu100: perfection
BlackIsis: what in the hell
 NightValien28: am I back to 98?
 BrowneePoints: Naruto is saying I love you in Dinosaur at the Hot Topic
 raulghoulia: who left that there?
rin_the_kat: Hello! 👋
Abelzumi: Shame he had to shave tho
 pn55: 
 dankmemeter: off to a great start
 TehAmelie: wow, we have gone back int ime to 1999
 matthaus_c: -you- forgot about that
 GenericHerooo:  
 Sogheim: "forgot"
shaneandkk subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 52 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, shaneandkk! (Today's storm count: 58)
 Procrastronauts: this rules
 Going_Medium: Ben knew what he did.
 CaptinOfBeez: gods perfect stream opening
quigonginnjuice subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 24 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, quigonginnjuice! (Today's storm count: 59)
 WitchyWynne: what
 Mcgwee: perfect
ratstronomer: Graphic design  
 meaninglessMeg: So glad this cursed nonsense is back
 CastleOtranto: This game must have a content warning a mile long
 arcaneIllumination: What?
 PharaohBender27: Oh hey they still have the ad graphics 
 tehfewl: rawr XD
OhaiMireiya: ohno we got myspace all over the place
 matthaus_c: patreon.com/lo
 big_blue_man: the perfect segue
SaxPython: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 gnomedeplume572: 
Enki1256 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months, currently on a 40 month streak!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Enki1256! (Today's storm count: 60)
 empyreon: what reminds you?
 djalternative: StOrE
Abelzumi: Patre-owo?-n
TropeArcana subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 34 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, TropeArcana! (Today's storm count: 61)
 Mcgwee: 
 mitomanox: ben 
BlackIsis: what's your myspace address
 Bunnarchist: YOUTUBE.COMAdyRun.com
YeomanAres: do you have  a friendster?
 arcaneIllumination: Can someone explain this to me?
MAPBoardgames subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 65 months!
 MAPBoardgames: I'm two-screening Let's Nope and Rhythm Cafe (vod)
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, MAPBoardgames! (Today's storm count: 62)
 Bengineering: some of my better work lets be real
 Mcgwee: what's your Geocities?
Abelzumi: All your work is better work 
 They_Are_Alyx: Hi Ben!
 PharaohBender27: @arcaneIllumination Ben made those overlays last week as a bit
 Strategoat: I have questions
 quasi79fu: literature is horror??
donestre82 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 3 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, donestre82! (Today's storm count: 63)
ReaperTitan152001: Ben got you while being at home...
Bearudite: reminds me of the old FF14 overlay
Yosiel_: good job Ben
 JonnyGlitched: We fired Ben into the Sun
Therberus: He's right there in the chat!
 big_blue_man: hey @Bengineering!
 mitomanox:   
 Inspaders: yes he is! We just saw him
 jacqui_lantern234: hey all you beautiful friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!!! 
YeomanAres: putt putt?
TheMadChicken: Oh boy I’m excited for this
 arcaneIllumination: @pharaohbender27 thanks
 Snakebyte36: just adam tonight, you say 
 saucemaster5000: oh no how will I remember the plot of that one?
 mrjujubeans: You’re never truly alone Adam
 CastleOtranto: Chat, no joke, this game is super intense.
 JonnyGlitched: Nice chill IF game
Boon_33: Bromance time
 circusofkirkus: I know nothing
 dougma: So... Adam and the Animu's???? WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!??!?!!
 Banana_Swonk: 
 Ritaspirithntr: Ben! Get out of chat! You’re supposed to be resting! 
Nebula662: This should be fuuuuuuun
  TStodden: So...  Murderer Dating Sim time?
 Bunnarchist: weird is an understatement
corpocracy subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 74 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, corpocracy! (Today's storm count: 64)
 JonnyGlitched: All dating sims are some flavor of scary
 Saintnex: Yea, a LOT of content warnings
  Juliamon: CW: depression, suicide, self-harm, gaslighting, domestic abuse, psychological trauma, questionable poetry. PLEASE TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF AND LEAVE if you feel uncomfortable
 GhostValv: reminder for lots of content warnings
squ3e: wait a minute this isnt California Protozoa??
 Blakemcm: it takes a while to get going, but... you will know it when you see it
 Bengineering: im on the couch with a dog on my lap i am resting
n3ther: its a unique experience
DoodlestheGreat: And that's all we're going to tell you. It gets WEIRD.
 saucemaster5000: no one would charge you with crime
 GredGredmansson: yeah very much content warnings
elkae: Is this like a Baldi situation or hhwhat?
piercefc9 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 21 months, currently on a 4 month streak!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, piercefc9! (Today's storm count: 65)
 Mr_Horrible: "I know this game gets weird. That's all I know." is honestly such a great set of sentences
fungal_bird subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months!
 fungal_bird: The two years!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, fungal_bird! (Today's storm count: 66)
OhaiMireiya: hi @jacqui_lantern234 =3
 Bunnarchist: I mean it's on PC now so why not
 on_and_awful: also an option
  MrPhlip: Doki Doki Literature Club, better known in the US as Super Mario Bros 2
 Robot_Bones: Adam you make me Doki Doki
 djalternative: Judging by the Now Kiss playthrough, you'll just have to deal with high school drama today
 matthaus_c: what if you bang out both at the same time
 Manae: Does it get weird in 3 hours?
Therberus: The R word ahah
 Earthenone: dog on lap is a solid plan
 Inspaders: or, OR, and hear me out hear, Putt Putt
 pn55: @Bengineering 
 jacqui_lantern234: hear me out on this: PJ Sam
 quasi79fu: im confused how a literature club is horror??
Vandroth_: Literally all the trigger warnings
Nebula662: what if we just play more Putt Putt
 Earthenone: !cw
  LRRbot: This game contains, or we have found it to contain, material that may be upsetting to some of our viewers. If that content is a problem for you, it's okay to not watch this stream. Self-care is more important.
Therberus: @Inspaders PUTT PUTT
EvilBadman: PC Release of Returnal means fresh save 
 JonnyGlitched: Particularly content warning
  Juliamon: https://ddlc.moe/warning
 Bunnarchist: @juliamon can we pin that in chat? twitch has that now right
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: the content warning for this game is very long and very serious
 djalternative: DDLC has a content warning at the beginning of the game
TriChronos subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 31 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, TriChronos! (Today's storm count: 67)
Austere_Squire subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 18 months!
 Austere_Squire: This is kinda funny because i was just watching Kaguya-sama Wants to Be Confessed To
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Austere_Squire! (Today's storm count: 68)
  Defrost: !ddlc
  LRRbot: Content warnings for this stream of  ̶N̶o̶w̶ ̶K̶i̶s̶s̶  Let's NOPE! include depictions of depression, abuse, suicide, and self-harm. Please do not take this warning lightly. For more warning see: https://ddlc.moe/warning
 matthaus_c: @quasi79fu it does actually go horribly dark places with the narrative
squ3e: If this wasn't so sseriouss, I'd recommend Adam ssit backwards on the chair
 JonnyGlitched: I've heard "Does the dog die" is a good website for content
ReaperTitan152001: I'm not against that!
 GenericHerooo: @quasi79fu You will see ='l
 JonnyGlitched: warning
 Bunnarchist: oh my god that command
W_Livi subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 110 months, currently on a 110 month streak!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, W_Livi! (Today's storm count: 69)
 quasi79fu: oh this game might trigger me...is it ok..if i get triggered to leave?
 matthaus_c: @quasi79fu it is absolutely okay to leave, always
  Juliamon: quasi79fu Absolutely!
dingle_hxpper subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 25 months!
 dingle_hxpper: Woot!! Watching you play this is making my heart go Doki Doki ❤️❤️❤️
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, dingle_hxpper! (Today's storm count: 70)
elkae: that's totally OK quasi
 JonnyGlitched: It's graphic, not just visually
 on_and_awful: Putt Putt Literature club when?
 Procrastronauts: this is a game I very much enjoyed and absolutely will not ever play again, and I'm not usually affected by stuff
 Bunnarchist:   
 Inspaders: wait, doesn't this game remember if you've played it? They played it on Now Kiss in the past. WOnder how that would affect things
the_walking subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 63 months, currently on a 63 month streak!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, the_walking! (Today's storm count: 71)
 GredGredmansson: @quasi79fu leave before if possible
EvilBadman: @quasi79fu That is preferred. Take care of yourself.
 MegaDosX: That is a gloves off content warning if I've ever heard one
 CaptinOfBeez: watch your mental health friends
agilemania subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 77 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, agilemania! (Today's storm count: 72)
  Juliamon: NEVER FEEL OBLIGATED TO STAY.
 grgriffin3: Yeah, this game does NOT pull punches.
  MagicalAttackGecko:  
 unicornvector: There is also a potential for food insecurity/disordered eating to come up, depending on choices made
 jacqui_lantern234: also domestic abuse is a very real thing in this game
Therberus: Thats an awesome content warning from the devs, like congrats to them
MWGNZ: love y'all, im out
OhaiMireiya: if you need to tap out then that's totally fine, you gotta look after yourself
Vergotterung subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 12 months!
 Vergotterung: Woooo spoops
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Vergotterung! (Today's storm count: 73)
 JonnyGlitched: I've heard from multiple sources this one is "too much"
Boon_33: now to ignore all dem warnings, they're warnings, not a cop.
 ElementalAlchemist: "If it sucks, hit da bricks!" --dasharez0ne
  Defrost: I have own time??
 empyreon:   
simic_yeti subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 48 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, simic_yeti! (Today's storm count: 74)
ReaperTitan152001: I'm out
code1300: Watch it later it gets recorded
 jacqui_lantern234:  mods
Therberus: @Boon_33 cool people listen to content warnings
  Juliamon: Not a lot really bothers me, but this game has some bits that SURE DO bother me.
 dingle_hxpper: Yes thanks Mods!
Wrexadecimal: @ElementalAlchemist sharezone's da best
 ElementalAlchemist: ye
 djalternative: I only steal other people's time
 Bunnarchist:   
elkae: 
 W_Livi: I hope you have an interesting time
 saucemaster5000: honestly got more warning than I did when a friend said "you should check this out it's weird"
 grgriffin3: Expect some real STUFF.
leebenningfield: I guess I need to go play this game now, so I can avoid spoilers and come back and watch the VoD
 MegaDosX: There's only one game I've dipped on that you've played so far on this stream, so let's see how this goes
 CururuGuasu: Literature discussions, I assume
 Xafty: this one has caused depressive episodes in some of my friends, so yeah, dont stay if you feel you need to leave
Boon_33: O I listened, and played this before
 Blakemcm: all i know is its a bunch of eastern european girls reading poetry
Kortanios subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 101 months, currently on a 101 month streak!
 Kortanios: You are in for a time with this one... it won't be fun, but it will be a once in a lifetime experience.
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Kortanios! (Today's storm count: 75)
 Earthenone: !findquote f11
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 gravity_pike: just play it like any other CYOA 
 Vergotterung: oh no, oh jesus
 on_and_awful: heck yeah f11
 BrowneePoints: good. Chat, don't break the kayfabe, dont' spoil it
 corpocracy: Should be music
 Xenguin47: I'm definitely a child.
Yosiel_: nostalgiaaaaa
  MrPhlip: there will be music
 PharaohBender27: There should be music, IIRC
 public_key_reveal_party: so is a blind playthrough
graal_smith: Hi Adam
 GredGredmansson: not music yet
 djalternative: there'll be music after the content warning
 MegaDosX: All children get out of chat now
 W_Livi: There's music on the title screen
  MrPhlip: but I think the CW screen is silent
miu316: It has music
 Earthenone: !findquote kayfabe
  LRRbot: Quote #5524: "We are gathered here today to mourn the death of kayfabe." —Jordan [2018-11-14]
elkae: The noping out also applies to you, Adam 
Simbionis: There will be music
  TStodden: May need a palette cleanser on standby... just in case (for anybody).
jimmythebusdriver: I especially like this game because it displays the themes so realistically, so it's definitely not for everyone
 Eggmojii: @BrowneePoints the what?
Lost_Jack: Don’t forget to take care of yourself Adam! 
 Seth_Erickson: No spoilies chat
 Kaus_Jason: oh no
 DiscordianTokkan: !spoilers
  LRRbot: Please do not discuss spoilers in chat, even jokingly. It's a massive dick move which ruins the fun for others, and you WILL be timed out or even permanently banned. This even applies to "obviously fake" spoilers, so seriously, just don't. Thanks for you co-operation, and enjoy the show!
NimrodXIV: no spolies
 11Dot: This game is straight up not a good time so much that its a good time
LadyJuion: No spoilers!
 GredGredmansson: yes this is very much a no spoil no backseat no ANYTHING
 matthaus_c: aye aye cap'n
 Mcgwee: o7
 saucemaster5000: even in jest
 Blakemcm: darth vader is lukes father
Therberus: Listen to the streamer
 TheWriterAleph: #popcorn
 cmdrzellgaudis: No spoilers!
  RayFK: You will be absolutely bodied and not nicely
 Bunnarchist: 
 public_key_reveal_party: understood!
 quasi79fu: how can i spoil if i dont know game
 underhill33: don't even hint
Forgotten_Lizard: Don't spoil anything, mods are armed and ready
Wrexadecimal: o7
 El_Funko: no spoilies includes "omg this bit coming up" bullshit
 SpleenLord: Hey chat = on
elkae: oh no chat
 Eggmojii: What is kayfabe
elkae: look what you did
  RayFK: You will 1000% have a bad time with timeouts and bans chat
 NightValien28: our big soft boi is asking
  MagicalAttackGecko: Mod can and will dunk you into ocean
LadyJuion: @public_key_reveal_party i love your username, holy hell.
 SymphonicLolita: I haven't played this at all so no spoilies from me
 thatguysteve2709: enjoy the game
aliceduckwhisper: Sounds good
 MAPBoardgames: Date all the cute anime waifus
Vandroth_: He's just a lil guy
 Seth_Erickson: a solemn cry from just a boy on his knees; no spoilies
patrick_stonecrusher: spoilers: it's  sooo gooooood
 Musicsquid: If anyone spoils this I’m fighting them in a parking lot
ShroudOfDusk: Oh, man. You're in for a heck of a ride, Adam
Therberus: Adam, I love you man
josh___something: Please 👏 No 👏 Backseating!
talosparoxi: 
 saucemaster5000: don't say "did he see X yet?" either
 arcaneIllumination: Got it.
seanalpurvis: honestly Adam if you're on your knees I'm prepared to Grant you anything
 Kaus_Jason: 👍
 JonnyGlitched: You're the same hight on your knees as you are on your chair
  Juliamon: There's more mods on hand for this than usual. We're not here to entertain your poorly-thought-out 'goofs.'
MrMatternot: On what system?
 Lockraemono: yay
 gravity_pike: lets goooo
 MegaDosX: If people feel the need to spoil, instead they should say  in chat
 hurricanealpaca: banana before work or no deal
Wrexadecimal: @Musicsquid 
 TehAmelie: i'll just put this forward: i don't even know what this game is. i cannot spoil it
 pn55: Also Adam. The allowance to nope out of this game if it's too much applies to yiou too!  We can jump to something else if so.
  Defrost: Yall we got this chat, no backseating the mods eaither 
Bearudite: same height on knees as in chair
 Banana_Swonk: shoot (ban) the spoilers
Boon_33: the ultimate trtick would be if they just retitles a dating sim on the pc for Adam
 Lockraemono: spoilers: I love this game
 dingle_hxpper: We will not spoil the boy 
 GredGredmansson: @Eggmojii "kayfabe" is basically the immersion; its a wrestling term derived from rearranging "faking"
USURPER_K1NG subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 3 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, USURPER_K1NG! (Today's storm count: 76)
 Mcgwee: nope
 jessieimproved: Aw snap we doin this
CatTreeDreamCar subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 25 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, CatTreeDreamCar! (Today's storm count: 77)
Abelzumi: I can't believe you were the real Doki-Doki the whoooole tiiiiiime
 Xenguin47: Why spoil? You can't enjoy the reactions if you spoil it!
 Seth_Erickson: speed run strats?
 GDwarble: It's longer than 3 hours when streaming/reading, to be sure
 NDCazzy: speed run!
Mister_BlueSky: Absolutely not.
 CaptinOfBeez: definetly a 2 streamer
 djalternative: 4 hours is if you aren't reading it out
 GredGredmansson: @Xenguin47 of of this
EvilBadman: Not if you're narrating the text
itsr67: reading out loud will definitely slow it
talosparoxi: I mean, you could speedrun it in 10 minutes
boristhewizard: closer to 6-7 if you're reading text out loud
 Earthenone: cardicac people
  Defrost: !ddlc
  LRRbot: Content warnings for this stream of  ̶N̶o̶w̶ ̶K̶i̶s̶s̶  Let's NOPE! include depictions of depression, abuse, suicide, and self-harm. Please do not take this warning lightly. For more warning see: https://ddlc.moe/warning
 JonnyGlitched: You are both a child and disturbed
 jdambr1811: Please don't backseat either. Figuring things out felt like part of the experience when I played at least
  RayFK: Sorry Adam, you can't play. This game isn't for babies.
  TStodden: Mods will not hesitate to throw distruptive users into the nearest airlock & eject into space.
Lost_Jack: There is a longer disclaimer on the website
Kazman20a subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 78 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Kazman20a! (Today's storm count: 78)
 gravity_pike: Easily Disturbed: ooh ah ah ah ah 
elkae: wait Adam is older than 12??
 Austere_Squire: honestly, very considerate warnings
 GredGredmansson: that is VERY loud
 public_key_reveal_party: is adam at least 13?
 Mcgwee: if u read it to yourself it might be 4 hours but that's not much of a stream.
 quasi79fu: oh thats intersting they have that warning screen
itsr67: ding ding
frozenphoenix7: @elkae By 11 days obviously
 Inspaders: I feel like this agreement should be used for more games
Therberus: What's 13 in ape years?
 Bunnarchist: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 Eggmojii: Mmmm my eardrums
 W_Livi: such charming music
Mister_BlueSky: This tune will get stuck in your head.
 JonnyGlitched: Seems nice so far
 Earthenone: 
hammith: Adam, we know you're physically over 13... what about mentally?
 Snakebyte36: 
 quasi79fu: wait the music??
 GredGredmansson: anyway now that that's out of the way, CUTE TIMES
 Seth_Erickson: banger alert
talosparoxi:   
 Bunnarchist:     
 Seth_Erickson: SourPls
Vandroth_: Oh no Adam can't play, he's only 12
 ampthedog: 100 Good luck Adam
 heartofgoldfish: ooh! paraprosdokidoki literature club
 quasi79fu: are we sure this is a horror game??
leachjus subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 14 months!
 leachjus: Adam playing DDLC? What a time to be alive
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, leachjus! (Today's storm count: 79)
 Banana_Swonk: its a certified banger
 korvys: Laughter is a perfectly fine horror response
 Blakemcm: it is the dichotomy that makes it fun!
Speedo_Chungus: This music brings so many feelings
josh___something: God, I love the BGM for this though
  MrPhlip: game volume might be a bit high?
Therberus: Baaaanger alert
 Pteraspidomorphi: Oh
 letfireraindown: Dumb question, but which version is this? Steam, Switch, the + or free version?
 Musicsquid: This song is comfy like an old suit
itsr67: london I can't hear you
 GDwarble: I think the game expects some laughter this early on 
 blip2004:  
TetraRay: this music is very disarming
talosparoxi: 
Bearudite: SourPls
 MAPBoardgames: I believe they did all these warnings because kids heard it was "horror" and played the shit out of it.
 raulghoulia: seems pleasant
 Bunnarchist: 
 djalternative: No, this is absolutely the part you can laugh at
Lost_Jack: 4 cuties 4U!
 Pteraspidomorphi: It's just Adam
 pn55: Time for fun and games
SaxPython:   
 public_key_reveal_party: the music in this game is legit pretty great
 saucemaster5000: Picollo Solo!
 gravity_pike: this game is cute as shit
Simbionis: game has some good music
 CastleOtranto: @quasi79fu Very sure
 TehAmelie: okay i do know spoilers for this game. i will contain myself though, because the game is  way good on its own
 heartofgoldfish: i love this song! i'm going to let my guard down 
 Banana_Swonk: one of the few funny parts
NoTomToLose: This is absolutely the appropriate time for laughing
 Banana_Swonk: me
 matthaus_c: I have
 tidehollowcat: I feel like this is something that's supposed to be funny and cute... until it very much isn't.
EvilBadman: @letfireraindown From the steam screen that briefly showed, this is free Vanilla
Boon_33: Adam's greatest fear, cute anime
patrick_stonecrusher: not for cardiac people
 They_Are_Alyx: o/
  MrPhlip: o/
 princess_intell: normal game NORMAL GAME
 djalternative: I have
 Bunnarchist: I have
 MAPBoardgames: o/
Oricuss: I have
 Alness49: Yes
Simbionis: I have
 tehfewl: I have
theinvisiblevoice: o/
 Eggmojii: I have
 saucemaster5000: yup
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: o/
Therberus: Never played it
 thatguysteve2709: I habe
mhbmk2: me
 big_blue_man: i haven't
 CaptinOfBeez: nope
 TheWriterAleph: *raises hand*
NimrodXIV: o/
 cokroop: me
 Banana_Swonk: o/
Wrexadecimal: Not played, but seen it all
talosparoxi: I have
 W_Livi: o/
 Crokoking: o/
JinaMahavira: o/
vivianshade: I have
 11Dot: o/
 tidehollowcat: Nope
 corpocracy: o/
jimmythebusdriver: o/
elkae: fuck no
 lynzeborden: yep
 unicornvector: yes
 WalkingProfanity: o/
 SpleenLord: I have
Vandroth_: o/
rachowastaken: yep
 Kaus_Jason: yep
 gravity_pike: yo
 LavenderCreations: o/
 Mcgwee: me
 misteline: o/
miu316: Me
 Kipstar: me
 Pteraspidomorphi: o/
 compactdisco: o/
 GredGredmansson: I have...experienced it all the way
BibitteNoire: I have
 on_and_awful: yup
 GDwarble: I've watched someone else play it, so I guess o/
LadyJuion: I have not. I'm too scared.
boristhewizard: me
 Viewers_Like_You: Nope, not even a little
teejayrivers: o/
 Earthenone: i saw it on now nope,
 Eggmojii: o/
Abelzumi: Oh I don't use the internet
 tehfewl: o/
 cmdrzellgaudis: I have!
 Austere_Squire: nope
 Kortanios: o/
 UnhingedBear: here
ShroudOfDusk: I have
 SevenNedlySins: o/
Lost_Jack: O/
Bearudite: o/
 SirMorek: only watched parts of it
 Blakemcm: o/
 JonnyGlitched: wow
 AnjaZeta: me
 Seth_Erickson: I have not played but watched many playthroughs
 Mcgwee: o/
BibitteNoire: O/
SkiDaBopBop: o/
 Mr_Horrible: have not, but have watched a playthrough
talosparoxi: o/
 TehAmelie: i
Misslinnythebaker: me
frozenphoenix7: Not played, but watched
Speedo_Chungus: not all the way
Mister_BlueSky: I haven't played it but I've watched it played a few times.
 PMAvers: Yup.
 public_key_reveal_party: yep
 Ritaspirithntr: Nope
Talin06: a long time ago
 aitsu100: o/
seanalpurvis: not me never even seen it
 ampthedog: Hand
 Bunnarchist: o/
marshacado: o/
sirzechs_666: YEP
Boon_33: I am sparticus
 GhostValv: I've seen like 5 playthroughs 
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: 
 cmdrzellgaudis: Hand up!
 Roland_Malius: O/
 Xenguin47: I've watched a Let's Play?
 Musicsquid: Yearly Halloween playthru
 arcaneIllumination: Me
 mrjujubeans: Yes
the_semicolon: never played but have watched
itsr67: jesus
MadMadameK: Me
josh___something: Watched gameplay so... kinda o/
 leachjus: 0/
 Snakebyte36: watched it all
 Procrastronauts: yep, finished it, never doing it again
 BrowneePoints: the game is slightly louder than your voice btw Adam
 Vergotterung: watched it all the way through
 agilemania: Watched the Now Kiss
 UnhingedBear: 0/
 Ryenji: 
 NightValien28: I have seen it all the way through o/
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MAPBoardgames: We're here for you, Adam!
 matthaus_c: gremlin party
teejayrivers: I played it before the (D)DLC
 Rustpile: Watched a playthrough, never played
 pn55: 
 TalesFromTheManaCrypt: 🙌🏼
 jdambr1811: Me!
 xantos69: me
 PharaohBender27: Haven't, but I've seen the Now Kiss playthrough
talosparoxi: it's free to play adam
 lamina5432: I've watched a full playthrough
 tehfewl: game's been out for a while
 mrjujubeans: It’s amazing!
 SeaDiegoFC: plus the extra content
 maestrith: Game: Amazing!
 kid_flashionable: 
 GredGredmansson: It was REALLY BIG back when it released
 Mcgwee: o7
 TheWriterAleph: it was free and the flavor of the month when it came out
Speedo_Chungus: It was THE experience the year it came out
 letfireraindown: 
gravity_pike subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 107 months!
 gravity_pike: o/
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, gravity_pike! (Today's storm count: 80)
 Xenguin47: What are we doing? We're being gremlins!
 korvys: @LoadingReadyRun Kathleen and Cam did on stream
cutaos: 
 ArdCollider: I have heard about it by rep and not played it.
 Seth_Erickson: we came out like 
 misteline: We Were Summmmmoned!
 Kaus_Jason: making mistakes, mostly
 Inspaders: watched it on Now Kiss but never played it
 emberBecky: I watched some lrr folks play it years ago. I only remember certain parts.
MadMadameK: We want to watch your reactions to it lmao
 Sogheim:      
 5thWall: No sir.
 dingle_hxpper: 🙋🏼‍♀️
 SpleenLord: We came to watch you Adam
NimrodXIV: too many of us ate after midnight
LeeshaJoy: I have not played it but I have seen several playthroughs from different people.
 matthaus_c: that scene in Aliens?
SkellyGorey: Finished the whole game and loved it!
teejayrivers: FOOL OF A TOOK
namles_the_ninja: o/
 GDwarble: Weebs. Weebs in the deep.
 cmdrzellgaudis: Lol yea!
 Bunnarchist: ADAM IS PLAYING DDLC? 
Abelzumi: I can't believe this is live. I can't believe you're real and so far away. Fuck. The internet is insane innit.
BibitteNoire subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 94 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, BibitteNoire! (Today's storm count: 81)
 Dog_of_Myth: Chat is Legion
 agilemania: Not wrong
 on_and_awful: you have to understand, part of the enjoyment of this game is knowing how it goes and wanting others to see it too.
 Blakemcm: doki doki makes me show upi
 pn55: 
Oricuss: watching people play this game is like one of the best games to watch people play
 maestrith: I have watched it at least 2x
JusticeJuice: just chanting "join us"
 aitsu100: this game is like Hades for me i love seeing people experience it for the first time
 They_Are_Alyx: Can confirm, am goblin
 JonnyGlitched: Drums in the Deep
FlushmasterCyclonis: I love how this has all sorts of warnings about disturbing and psychologically damaging content slapped over all the pastel colors and cheerful music
 Mr_Horrible: I can climb walls? 
 Mcgwee: ook ook
 GredGredmansson: This was the Pizza Tower and/or Hi Fi Rush of that day
 W_Livi: I'm still trying to knock out the last couple 'cheevos for DDLC+
 cmdrzellgaudis: Adam dropped the bucket!
 Rhynerd: I have only seen it played by others.
Simbionis: I got heavily involved communities for this game for a while lol
 Inspaders: you know you can't bait us like that
 raulghoulia: fool of a took
 matthaus_c: 
 Alness49: Listen, misery loves company
 ElektroTal: its ok, Adam, i've never played it lol
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: Wait, where playing what! this is going to be different
talosparoxi: we are trogs after all
 quigonginnjuice: Never heard of it until right now. Adventure time apparently 
Frostwriter111: Fool of a Took!
 SpoonfullOfSugar: Okay, who is the cave troll?
Bearudite: we are here to see a man endanger his mind
 xantos69: My wife also played it all the way through.
Mister_BlueSky: I haven't played it but I've watched it played a few times.
 gravity_pike: 
kid_flashionable subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 43 months!
 kid_flashionable: let's go goblins!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, kid_flashionable! (Today's storm count: 82)
 princess_intell: i don't think i've ever seen chat move so fasr
talosparoxi: piccalo Goku
 maestrith: And?
Mister_BlueSky: The Cool G
Therberus: No Otaku Jeff??
Lost_Jack: Is it the steam version?
 JonnyGlitched: I have it installed but never booted it up
 Blakemcm: otaku jeff would really work here
misteline subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 67 months!
 misteline: Normally I can't do Let's Nope, but this one is one I've played so I feel safe. Lol.
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, misteline! (Today's storm count: 83)
boristhewizard: PiccoloGOKU
 Seth_Erickson: Piccolo Jeff
itsr67: piccolo GOKU
 BusTed: adam the cool g
 rynsfelda: CoolGuyAdam
 RealGamerCow: CoolADam
 saucemaster5000: commas are DLC
mtgnorthman subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 12 months!
 mtgnorthman: The first step is admitting it
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, mtgnorthman! (Today's storm count: 84)
 GredGredmansson: Adam Comma
 matthaus_c: OtakuJEFF
 NDCazzy: I have NOT played this... just to be different
 leachjus: Big Dumpy?
 RealGamerCow: This is 100%OtakuJeff
FlushmasterCyclonis: Otaku Jeff san
Mister_BlueSky: OtakuJeffalloneword.
 Inspaders: all one word
Abelzumi: Jefftaku?
 Mcgwee: intercap
 Earthenone: commas are DDLC
Vandroth_: PiccoloGOKU
 Alness49: Well it's a dating game. The Otaku is implied
 Mr_Horrible: if there was ever a place where Otaku Jeff fits...
Jadaris: use adam imo
 quigonginnjuice: otakuwujeff
talosparoxi: just Jeff, the otaku is implied by this game
 Blakemcm: chef kiss
  Defrost: Camel case?
SevenNedlySins subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 43 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, SevenNedlySins! (Today's storm count: 85)
Meltalar: JamesLRR?
 TehAmelie: okay let's make a proper poll of this https://strawpoll.com/polls/QrgebbXOXZ
marshacado: otakuxXxJeff
  Juliamon: PiccoloGOKU might not fit
elkae: Piccolo Jeff!
Boon_33: use your own name for max horror?
 Lockraemono: if it takes ten minutes to name yourself yeah it’s going to take a while lol
Mister_BlueSky: xXOtakuJeffXx
Pharmacistjudge subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 98 months, currently on a 96 month streak!
 Pharmacistjudge: we ride again!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Pharmacistjudge! (Today's storm count: 86)
 CasualKing21: MyBuddyChadWhosFun2BWith
 PharaohBender27: No spaces in character name? 0/10 game; quit, uninstall, and demand a refund 
 BusTed: glhf
 GredGredmansson: Luck
 matthaus_c: good luck
Bearudite: 🙏
 TehAmelie: oops i did it wrong
 pn55: glhf
 tehfewl: GL
LeeshaJoy: Wait, is this the original version of the game or the "plus" version?
 hatboozeparty: 
 public_key_reveal_party: @TehAmelie it's 404ing
 Mcgwee: gl
 Earthenone: thats fair
josh___something: Fair
 GredGredmansson: Its cool
Boon_33: good luck, speedrun!
 JonnyGlitched: awww
 Lockraemono: I’ll voice it
Speedo_Chungus: Thank god lmao
frozenphoenix7: More than fair
AziraphalesShop subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 68 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, AziraphalesShop! (Today's storm count: 87)
talosparoxi: dinger
 Bunnarchist: completely fair
Therberus: Not even the easter european one?
 NightValien28: understandable
 Mcgwee: prolly for the best
 Pteraspidomorphi: But that would be awesome
 PharaohBender27: 
 on_and_awful: oh yeah, that's fine
 cmdrzellgaudis: Speed run!
 matthaus_c: can ONE voice be vaguely eastern european
Wrexadecimal: 
 public_key_reveal_party: understandable
 pn55: Fair
 Earthenone: mister kenedy voices all?
 TheWriterAleph: but that's your brand!
 Eggmojii: hahahaha
 Snakebyte36: that is acceptable
 emberBecky: lmao
 Dog_of_Myth: But what if we want that?
 matthaus_c: can one of the girls be an australian dolphin
teejayrivers: I WANT SLOVAKIAN LITERATURE CLUB
Mister_BlueSky: Buy why not?
 leachjus: Can one be a dolphin from Australia
 heartofgoldfish: Make Monika Eatern European
 on_and_awful: I meeeeaaaan
frozenphoenix7: I'll voice it in my head with with different members of the LRR cast obviously
 crono3453: But one could be a dolphin
JinaMahavira: vaguely easetern european anime girls
 GredGredmansson: I don't want that
LanePaintsMinis: We definitely want that
 saucemaster5000: This game does
 MAPBoardgames: All the anime wiafus are from Poland
 Bunnarchist: nah man just do your dolphin impression for them, ez
elkae: dyat's yokay
BrindleBoar: no, wrong
 raulghoulia: if you call that living
 heartofgoldfish: Monika can be Eastern European
 hatboozeparty: Can it be full easter european?
frozenphoenix7: Like this voice is, let's say, Paul
 Inspaders: they all totally have Eastern European vibes
 SymphonicLolita: but what if I AM vaguely eastern european
 CaptinOfBeez: we expect it at this point
Mister_BlueSky: Does she have toast in her mouth?
ghyllnox: Thank you for reading everything
talosparoxi: what about extremely eastern european
 NightValien28: maybe THIS needs to be vaguely eastern european
BlackIsis: ugh, annoying girls. they're so annoying.
 GredGredmansson: but that's correct
 SnackPak_: close enough
 Alness49: Bang on.
 pn55: These girls coul be foreign exchange students. You don't know!
josh___something: nailed it
 Lockraemono: perfect pronunciation
talosparoxi: that was correct adam
 princess_intell: that's correct
frozenphoenix7: GOt it
 djalternative: perfect actually
 Earthenone: its text, you can pronounce it however you want
 Bunnarchist: pronounced correctly!
 tidehollowcat: Vaguely Eastern European high school girls is kind of what I was I expecting coming into this stream.
JinaMahavira: 
 Mcgwee: got it
 JonnyGlitched: geograpical friends
Lost_Jack: Sayori 
Therberus: We get it, she SUCKS
talosparoxi:  
 TehAmelie: Say-ori. seems pretty English-friendly
josh___something: We get it, WE suck
ghyllnox: I would not mind vaguely eastern European anime girls, but thank you for reading the lines regardless
 WalkingProfanity: yep
 Lockraemono: yes
  Juliamon: Yeah, we're kinda shitty
talosparoxi: yeah MC is a total a hole
 Inspaders: that's on par for OtakuJEFF
 JonnyGlitched: Arn't all dating sim protaganists arseholes?
talosparoxi: aka a teenage boy
 GredGredmansson: The person who can't find a date is an asshole?
josh___something: Typical for Dating sim MCs
 RealGamerCow: That's Jeff! tm
 Mcgwee: we 16 year old shead
 fungal_bird: A friend would get more slack, no?
 Earthenone: ><
 cmdrzellgaudis: That’s a very European mindset
boristhewizard: no toast in her mouth?
Mister_BlueSky: >_<
Therberus: What the hell is wrong with her eyes?!
 RealGamerCow: OtakuJeff took the time to practice his nunchucks
 JonnyGlitched: She has Cournal Sanders bow tie
josh___something: wow
TetraRay: excuse me ?
 princess_intell: <message deleted>warning, the "real game" won't start for a couple hours of in-game time
 pn55: 
 Earthenone: Jeff Sucks
Lost_Jack: 100 How many bits for you to try a voice? XD
 CasualKing21: "My name is JEFF"
 princess_intell: apologies mods
 TehAmelie: Otaku Hefe is in for a long day
 GredGredmansson: I am trying my hardest to not make injokes
  Juliamon: No spoilers please, vague or otherwise
 saucemaster5000: Let's join the pen fifteen club!
Therberus: I wonder if there is some kind of literature club?
 MegaDosX: Why is OtakuJEFF so brusque?
frozenphoenix7: Yes, the go home club, thanks
 princess_intell: pen 15 club for me
teejayrivers: For a club I was thinking spiked or maybe barbed
 Earthenone: jeff SUCKS
 v_nome: Adam Nopes a VN? I'm in!
 quasi79fu: wow rude
 Saintnex: The start of many an anime, joining a club lol
 maestrith: I hear her as a deep voiced Eastern European guy...not sure why.
 SnackPak_: get better friends, Sayori
 Mcgwee: PC is a huge jerk
 mtgnorthman: BRUTAL
  Defrost: MC might be an ass...
 big_blue_man: D:
FlushmasterCyclonis: Wow, grade A d-bag material here
 MegaDosX: Sayori deserves better than this guy
rabbitgta: mc is the bad guy, got it
 Viewers_Like_You: "That sounds like the sort of thing that I, a real a-hole, would do."
 princess_intell: clubs, spikes, spiked clubs, clubbing spikes
 Lockraemono: adam is a rude dude
 azninsect: oh, oh we're playing this
 azninsect: oh my yes
 Seth_Erickson: game never said anything about you being a hero
Lost_Jack: @therberus Spoilers! XD
GenericGlitterGoth: "Am I the asshole? No, it's everyone else who's wrong"
 raulghoulia: MC treats Sayori like Adam treats twitch chat
 DEATHlikescats: Oh nooooooo
Frostwriter111: The true horror in this game is how much of a bad friend OtakuJeff is
Therberus: @raulghoulia Brutal
 princess_intell: is this just a one-off stream or are we doing the whole game?
 RealGamerCow: OtakuJeff an actual Otaku
 DEATHlikescats: This is gonna be a slooow burn
 TehAmelie: i mean, you are neigbors who grew up together, Jeff being mean to Sayoru is like James being mean to you
  Juliamon: princess_intell we'll see
 princess_intell: fair
josh___something: Dating Sim MCs are DICKS, if Now Kiss was any indication
Therberus: A neet?
hug_master: My daughter has 100% this. She says "Prepare yourself!" 
 JonnyGlitched: There's just no helping some people
 Banana_Swonk: shut in
 Vergotterung: a shut-in
theamc2000: This game is scaring me
 GredGredmansson: shutin
 DiscordianTokkan: A Shut-in
 quasi79fu: dont look at me
Mister_BlueSky: It me.
 Mcgwee: shut in nerd
 korvys: N in Education Employment or Training
TetraRay: your chat adam
 MegaDosX: ""Not in Education, Employment, or Training"
 Seth_Erickson: a shut in
 Blakemcm: Not in education employement or training
 azninsect: basically a shut in
 Saintnex: Not Employed in Education or Training
 MAPBoardgames: NEET = Someone who is a shut in and doesn't work
lucky_gal: not in education employment or training
  MrPhlip: "Not in employment, education, or training"
 tidehollowcat: No education employment or training
 korvys: Not in Education Employment or Training
 corpocracy: anime slang
TPRJones subscribed at Tier 3. They've subscribed for 96 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, TPRJones! (Today's storm count: 88)
 ThirdGames: Not Employed in Education or Training
  Defrost: Weeb slang
LeeshaJoy: No Edugation, Employment, Or Training
Jadaris: NEET = No Education, Employment, or Training
 GDwarble: "No Education, Employment, or Training", means you're a shut-in with no job prospects
itsr67: No Education Employment or Training
 Mcgwee: yeh
 tehfewl: Not in Education Employment or Training
 Banana_Swonk: yeah...?
 GredGredmansson: "Not in Education, Employment, or Training"
 SirMorek: it's as anime as otaku
josh___something: No education, Employment or Training
 heartofgoldfish: Not-Education-Employment-Training
 frameshifty: Not in Education, Employment, or Training
 princess_intell: not educated employed or trained
 Seth_Erickson: it's a japanese thing yeah
  cuzuki: Not educated empolyed or trained
 InquisitorGaia: NEET - No Education Employment or Training
noSmokeFire: it's a japan thing
 PharaohBender27: No Education, Employment, or Training
 azninsect: no education, employment or training
Piccolo_GOKU: 169 Christ, what an asshole.
 djalternative: It's a japanese thing
 MegaDosX: Originated in the UK in the 90s
 saucemaster5000: No, you're an anime thing
 Vergotterung: it's a japan thing
 letfireraindown: Not in Employment Education or Training
talosparoxi: Not in Education Employment or Training
 pn55: A person who's dependent on their parents. It's a Japanese phrase
 compactdisco: very much an anime thing
 Enki1256: Shut-in
  Juliamon: It's essentially "college dropout"
 MAPBoardgames: Shut-in
 circusofkirkus: a gamer
 GredGredmansson: you do literally nothing with your time
 Eggmojii: Damn, I'm currently a NEET. I didn't realise.
  Defrost: Adam not a real weeb SMH
Lost_Jack: Dont forget, you can save anytime
 heartofgoldfish: housewives are technically neet
 DEATHlikescats: @eggmojii same,
talosparoxi: shut in and neet aren't the same thing, you can be one and not the other
 princess_intell: it's an English acronym used exclusively(?) in japan
 matthaus_c: we're SO JUDGMENTAL
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: Jeff's a nouch dozzle with a soft side
 MegaDosX: Player character's a bit of an ass, huh?
talosparoxi: shut ins can work from home and neets can go outside
 GDwarble: @talosparoxi True, but there's a lot of overlap in how they're talked about
 Eggmojii: But then again, I am planning to do something and I don't watch anime so maybe I'm not all the way there
theamc2000: Why is her sweater made of scales?
 saucemaster5000: @matthaus_c we're on the supreme court
 TehAmelie: i mean, i have heard ot NEET like 15 years ago but i have sitll not heard of of the term outside of incredibly anime contexts
 tehfewl: Anime clubs: Not even once.
 matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 we might suck a lot but idk if we suck -that- much
 Rourke9: oh wow. i've heard things about this one
 princess_intell: @Eggmojii if you're in the gap before the [insert thing] starts, you're not a neet. it's more connotations of giving up on life
 kid_flashionable: oh what was decided on the name?
 kid_flashionable: oh, there we go!
talosparoxi: she's great
 MegaDosX: What a wingus, OtakuJEFF
 comrade_cards: sayori: 😳👉👈
Lost_Jack: OtakuJEFF
Walkingharder: We don't deserve her
 Eggmojii: @princess_intell yeah thats what i was thinking, I just gotta work out what the thing is
 InquisitorGaia: why is she so nice to us
 MAPBoardgames: But her club is full of cute waifus!
Mister_BlueSky: Baka.
theamc2000: Books are cool
 Eggmojii: hahaha
 gualdhar: we really aren't her friend are we
 SnackPak_: serious
duckace11: Oh man this guy sucks - Adam during most of the Fighting fantsy book streams
 Seth_Erickson: he could but he's also a child
 Bunnarchist: 👉👈
 princess_intell: b-b-b-baka
 Rourke9: you dont need to make up reasons to like someone!!
 Earthenone: does it count as negging if its our internal dialoge?
 Bunnarchist: 
  Defrost: MC is a tsundere
 PharaohBender27: <message deleted>MAYBE BECAUSE YOU DON'T ATTEND HER CLUB MEETINGS, YOU JERK
 Saintnex: but thats against the Japanese anime way Adam!
Frostwriter111: b-baka
 Crazyginder22: oh no... how much does he know ...
seanalpurvis: I agree with Mr Blue sky
 public_key_reveal_party: but if you adressed things, where would the drama come from?
  Defrost: @PharaohBender27, let's chill on the caps
 PharaohBender27: @Defrost Whoops, my bad
 Ferisar: otaku jeff has a calling
Lost_Jack: Magic eyebrow, over the hair XD
 TehAmelie: in my mind, OtakuJEFF is pronounced like xXVegetaxGokuXx
talosparoxi: bruh
 BusTed: 
 saucemaster5000: Easy mark
Therberus: Whoa cupcakes?
Forgotten_Lizard:  
 Blakemcm: best club eva
TetraRay: Ii want cupcakes
 Rourke9: she really buried the lead!!!
 MAPBoardgames: Next time, lead with that!
theamc2000: Cupcake?!
duckace11: you go for the cupcakes alone
 azninsect: cupcakes!
 gualdhar: I'd kill for cupcakes
 MegaDosX: Give cupcake!
 W_Livi: I could go for some cupcakes
talosparoxi: books and cake let's gooooo
 Seth_Erickson: you don't know that
 Eggmojii: I don't want to eat a cupcake while I'm trying to read a book
 RealGamerCow: Anime club just has BEEJ
 ghizmou: I can't believe how spooky this game is
 gravity_pike: 
seanalpurvis: if there are cupcakes I will be present
 PharaohBender27: I choose to believe the latter
 djalternative: We all know with Beej so we're automatically belong to his anime club
 GDwarble: @Lost_Jack Facial expressions become a lot harder to read when you don't "cheat" that way, and in real life you can see facial features through hair, which doesn't work in anime. 
duckace11: IDK my anime club was at a culinary school
 Earthenone: cupcakes sound like they will ruin the books
 JonnyGlitched: Remember when some clubs were a cover for the LGBTQIA club?
  Defrost: I've sold mine for worse...
 agilemania: 
josh___something: Eh... worth it
 TPRJones: why do I feel like this stream (series?) is going to have a lot of clips in the highlights?
seanalpurvis: you are a cupcake pole dancer
 Eggmojii: Beej haunts my dreams, like Zordon
 Strategoat: #relatable
talosparoxi: I'd sell someone elses soul for a cupcake
Therberus: You like cupcakes do you? How about all the cupcakes in the wooooorld
 DEATHlikescats:  
Lost_Jack: Drama queen a bit
 Saintnex: and Sayori's the one that exaggerates everything?
Walkingharder: I once sold my soul for a cold cup of tea
 princess_intell: @Defrost like what? one jelly bean?
 Procrastronauts: I'd sell my soul for a cupcake, it doesn't even have to be a good one
7gorobei: is that like Daddy's Soul Doughnut
  bv310: Man, Jeff is a real jag
 Crazyginder22: I think I am going to need to wait for the VOD on this one haha
 Mr_Horrible: "call me a 'glorious neophyte'"
 DEATHlikescats:   
 TehAmelie: Girl1? i have read this Alan Moore comic
 ghizmou: Could she be.... in love with us UWU
 DEATHlikescats: She like likes you
  Defrost: @princess_intell, anime wifus obviously
 Omthebox: Kids these days 
 MegaDosX: Oh pffft
seanalpurvis: okay I'm a little confused what kind of cupcakes are they talking about?
 Xenguin47: Hi Girl 2!
 djalternative: If you sell you're sole to enough people, they'll have a rights war when it comes time to collect and you get off scott free
 saucemaster5000: boys stink
Lost_Jack: A boy!?!.!!?
talosparoxi: spoiler, there's a version of this song with lyrics and it's super cute
theamc2000: Another pink haired person?
 GredGredmansson: GIRL.  GIRL.  GIRL.  GIRL.
 princess_intell: @Defrost wow that is worse than a cupcake 
Fanklok: Didn't even meet all the romance options and Adam already picked
 quasi79fu: oh noo
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: uwu
 azninsect: Girl. Girl. Girl.
 Blakemcm: wooooo babes!
 Eggmojii: this guy SUCKS
TheAlanHeffley subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 80 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, TheAlanHeffley! (Today's storm count: 89)
BlackIsis: laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaydies...
Bearudite: tsun
 Seth_Erickson: hey listen feel like we're really putting this teenager on blast for being a teenager
 Xenguin47: Cuuuupcakes
christhehammer: Holy crap Doki Doki, it’s happening!!!
Lost_Jack: Pink hair of course, to go with her eyes
 TehAmelie: i believe it's pronounced "llllladeeez"
  bv310: @BlackIsis Need about twenty more Ls on the Lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllladies
 DEATHlikescats: @christhehammer right!?! I can’t wait!!
 JonnyGlitched: "mature"
 gualdhar: wait, there's Yuri in this game? 
 princess_intell: these are my ladies
  Defrost: @gualdhar, Not on ice though
Forgotten_Lizard: @TehAmelie "llllaaaaadeeez nuts' did I do it right?
theamc2000: El otaku Jeffe
 Mr_Horrible: @TehAmelie something something ladeez nutz, etc 
Lost_Jack: Back breaking pose XD
 TehAmelie: sure
christhehammer: Oh Monika
 princess_intell: @Mr_Horrible gottem
 GredGredmansson: a little bit of Monika in my life
EikoandMog subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 110 months, currently on a 110 month streak!
 EikoandMog: Sweet, we're running Let's Kiss with a dating sim that is completely, totally normal.
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, EikoandMog! (Today's storm count: 90)
 SurfDownstage: Omg Monika hai~
 Xafty: i want cupcakes
 TehAmelie: https://i.imgur.com/GwAiv6D.png
 A_Dub888: CUPCAKES
 Mr_Horrible: I'm proud to share the brain cell with Forgotten_Lizard this evening
christhehammer: @megadosx yes
 MegaDosX: Yo I just want cupcakes now
 Saintnex: hell yea
miu316: Hai Monika
JinaMahavira: this club slaps
 betazed15: I'd hang here for sure
 matthaus_c: this club rules!
 InquisitorGaia: dude this is the best club
 MegaDosX: This is easily the best club
 Mr_Horrible: they're taking this shit serious
duckace11: I would come to this club for that alone
 quasi79fu: csn i join the club
theamc2000: What type of tea
 betweenmyself: So who does Adam prefer?  Sayori, Natsuke or YETI  , I mean, Yuri?
 Rourke9: for a high school club especially? this RULES
 princess_intell: this sounds like K-On
 GredGredmansson: anime club is just a bunch of dorks talking about tv shows
 djalternative: the anime club has beer
 MegaDosX: Anime club would just be a bunch of sweaty weebs in a circle, no tea and no cupcakes
 mister_nibbles: oh its thing game
talosparoxi: it also has manga, written word = literature
 big_blue_man: no tea or cupcakes? cringe
 princess_intell: except for all the parts that are NOTHING like k-on
 pn55: 
FlushmasterCyclonis: I would be desiring pastries if I hadn't literally just consumed a Little Debbie sugar bomb
  Defrost: Anime club is actually a bunch of pidgeons
Lost_Jack: Where is the litterature?
NimrodXIV: 
th3mpire: this is the scariest game you have ever play
 matthaus_c: uwoooah pumpkin pie
 Earthenone: GI joe!
DaFhaye: Oh hell yes
Mister_BlueSky: *roman reigns sound*
 Seth_Erickson: uwoooah
Therberus: Hooraah
 Mr_Horrible: perfect inflection
theamc2000: I woo ah
  Juliamon: Lost_Jack We'll get there
 TheWriterAleph: oorah pumpkin pie
Therberus: Pumpkin pie
 MegaDosX: It's interesting seeing Japanese exclamations in English
 Rourke9: a dozen?? so many
SaxPython: 
 Xenguin47: Cupcats!
 Mr_Horrible: :3c
seanalpurvis: Necco cupcakes
 MegaDosX: These sound great!
theamc2000: Cupcats!
duckace11: and they look like cats? 10/10 club of the year
 DEATHlikescats: I keep hearing Aaron hansen’s voice when the girls talk
 JonnyGlitched: They're filled with cat hair
FlushmasterCyclonis: But I am wondering if I have any cake mix in the cupboaard
 betweenmyself: Nekopcakes?
TetraRay: i want a cupcat so bad right now
 djalternative: (is a secret anime club member tasked with poaching Adam and chat)
 aitsu100: we da ones.... getting cupcakes
 agilemania: Kawaiiii
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 45 months, currently on a 44 month streak!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, ThreeTwoOnePantsOff! (Today's storm count: 91)
 TehAmelie: Anime Club, the KC Green comic, is SO much a whole different thing than this game. very good though
Lost_Jack: @juliamon Thx 🙏 XP
 saucemaster5000: It's cheerleader, so and so, and the ugly oooone!
 RealGamerCow: Natsuki has that gremlin fang
  bv310: I just now placed that I remember this song also being a transitional piece in a wrestling series on youtube >.>
christhehammer: Semper fi pumpkin pie…I mean cupcakes
 Xenguin47: Did you bring enough cupcakes for all 650 of us, Natsuki?
 GredGredmansson: @saucemaster5000 does that make Yuri What's Her Face
 Mr_Horrible: what, no we're 100% correct here, Adam
 MegaDosX: Who does that?!?
 Mr_Horrible: this is important
 pn55: Game, show cupcakes pls
 ElementalAlchemist: cupcakes aren't a regular shape; it makes sense
 BusTed: Have to compensate for the ears, you know.
 SymphonicLolita: bottom up
 MegaDosX: Just eat the bloody cupcake!
theamc2000: It is cat decorated
 princess_intell: adam i am begging you for Eastern European literature club
seanalpurvis: always start with the ears
 SymphonicLolita: leave the icing last
 Omthebox: Asymetrical cupcakes are always trouble
Frostwriter111: You need to get it right for the Insta
 Earthenone: maybe the cat ears are interfearing?
 Mr_Horrible: I don't want frosting all up in my beard
 Seth_Erickson: No you're wrong some angles are better than others
JinaMahavira: put the whole thing in your mouth
 ghizmou: it s got a cat face, you can t bite straight into it
EvilBadman: the angle of the dangle my man
 Xafty: no see, you cut it in half and flip the top so its a sandwich
 emberBecky: no you need the right icing ratio
 InquisitorGaia: dude no, just shove the whole thing in your mouth no need for angles
 crono3453: Twist the cupcake in half and turn the top part over. Cupcake sandwich
Lost_Jack: Why do they wear dragon scales vests? XD
Mister_BlueSky: Am I the only weirdo that cuts the bottom off and puts it on top to make a cupcake sandwich?
 Seth_Erickson: I'm giving us the pass on this one.
 MegaDosX: Oh boy
Fanklok: You have to find the optimal icing ratio for the first bite
 sporkraptor: you can't bite the cat's face off
 neebusjeebus: i mean our dude's name is Otaku Jeff, did you expect him to be normal?
 JonnyGlitched: Do you just bite things with faces?
DaFhaye: I am
 Eggmojii: i hope not
 matthaus_c: sociopaths
 saucemaster5000: Tf? No
 MegaDosX: I put the whole thing in my mouth and crunch
 BusTed: And leave the cookie part behind?
7gorobei: gotta plan your initial entry point, every otaku has to have a plan
  bv310: Monsters
 RealGamerCow: only icing people are monsters
 JonnyGlitched: Oreos suck
Dalouer: split.. but i eat all of it
 SurfDownstage: Wtf
 aitsu100: i split it
 big_blue_man: there are times when i split it, other times i dont
 Saintnex: oooh, that would be so sweet tho
Bearudite: what like fry from Futurama
 ElementalAlchemist: I think they sell tubs of just the icing
 Seth_Erickson: yeah I've heard of those pyschos
 Bunnarchist: who only eats the icing, eat the whole thing wtf
 bethy_kins24: nopr
  Defrost: NO, the cookie is the good part...
 Omthebox: Icing is the worst part depending on the Oreo
 quasi79fu: i split it eat icing then the cookie
 Blakemcm: booooooo just bite it like a human
 princess_intell: i only eat oreos if there's milk available
ghyllnox: Nah but I do pick it apart
SaxPython: my 4 yr old daughter
 Vergotterung: wut
NimrodXIV: nope, whole thing
 GredGredmansson: I used to be Icing FIRST but never Icing ONLY
 InquisitorGaia: cant stand the icing, its gross
 mister_nibbles: whole thing in the milk till it stops losing air
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: I split it and stick two together
 TheWriterAleph: whole cookie in the mouth
 gnomedeplume572: You mean monsters who waste food?
 leachjus: Crunch that cookie
mhbmk2: dunk in milk
 Pharmacistjudge: I mostly only eat oreos are part of cookies and cream.
Abelzumi: I do mine intravenously
 mtgnorthman: swallow whole
 neebusjeebus: just eat it normally
DaFhaye: I will only eat the icing
talosparoxi: no way, I eat and take a swig of milk
 SurfDownstage: Who's doing surgery on a cookie
SnowBuddy18: depends my mood
seanalpurvis: icing first then the cookie
christhehammer: I just eat the whole oreo.
 sporkraptor: yep. and they put them back in the box with the icing gone. they are TERRIBLE PEOPLE
boristhewizard: Yeah, my 4 year old nephew
 Xenguin47: I give my wife the icing if she's around and I eat just the cookies.
 fungal_bird: just chomp into it
 DrThud666: ok now youre just being divisive adam
duckace11: split it, eat filling, eat cookies
 Viewers_Like_You: I respectfully acknowledge but disagree with icing-only-eaters
 Mr_Horrible: I still like the cookie, but I'll eat them separately ocassionally
Ryxiene: Icing first, then cookie sometimes
 Ritaspirithntr: I used to do that. Not anymore
 ThirdGames: I exclusively dunk my oreos, then eat them whole
 TPRJones: I split it and turn it so one side is double and one side is none
TetraRay: oreo's are gross
 PharaohBender27: I used to take the top off, each it, scrape the icing with my teeth, and eat the bottom part
 azninsect: eat the whole oreo wtf
FlushmasterCyclonis: The forthcoming conflict shall be anything but "civil"
 maestrith: One then the other, but always the whole thing.
 Rustpile: dunk in milk, eat whole
MadMadameK: Nah I just eat the whole thing
 zladcommathe: Shove into mouth whole is the only way
theamc2000: I dunk them in milk and ice and ice cream and make a milkshake
JinaMahavira: not anymore
  Juliamon: The cookie's the only relevant part of it
 CaptinOfBeez: I try to make a big multi level cookie
 betweenmyself: Nah, dunk Oreo in milk and OWMPH
 CasualKing21: I do it like the commercials, split, lick, stick, and dip
 misteline: I nibble over the course of a day.
Fanklok: take all the icing off of all of them and go to town on the icing softball
 dingle_hxpper: You open it, lick the cream, then dip
 neisan2112: I will never understand only eating that. Its not great with the cookie anyways
 Vergotterung: it's a whole experience
 forlornhope22: only dunked in milk.
 dingle_hxpper: In milk
 Snakebyte36: split it, eat both halves
 DEATHlikescats: I exclusively dunk in milk or tea. Oreo are gross without dunks.
  MrPhlip: Do you put the oreo or the milk first in your bowl?
 Pteraspidomorphi: I haven't eaten an oreo in years but I prefer the chocolate part
 big_blue_man: @LoadingReadyRun you ever just take all the icing out of each one and make a mega oreo?
 compactdisco: I usually split it, eat the icing, then the cookies
 princess_intell: @Xenguin47 what a great marriage
Mister_BlueSky: I found the best flavor of Oreo so far, the peanut butter chocolate pie ones. So good.
 RealGamerCow: eat oreos like Lord Nabisco wanted us to
 JonnyGlitched: Oreos are F tier biscuits
 Mcgwee: depends on how I feel
 TehAmelie: around here, we don't even get oreos, so
Baldrash: When I was a kid, I'd twist 'em open and scrape off the creme.
 Eggmojii: Thins are the best but I wish they would sell them sans filling
lazermeow: Oooooh this game.
 niccus: sorry, i'm a hydrox enjoyer
 HeraldBFC: Adam Starts A Race War.
 fastlane250: consume the entire oreo
 MegaDosX: Meh, I just want to eat a cookie, I'll just eat the whole thing
 5thWall: I split and transfer the cream to get one or two mega Oreos.
 Rhynerd: Just stick the whole thing in my gov.
 matthaus_c: Doki Doki Oreo Club
 corpocracy: twist, icing first, then cookie. Or, the whole thing all at once
xmann1076: gotta split
n3ther: its just food, eat it any way
MadMadameK: I used to split it when I was little but I eat normal
 BusTed: Heheh.
 thegitrogsquirrel: one step at a time i am eating it all
elkae: "I think it'll take us more than one stream" was a safe bet 
 Xafty: fork in the cream> dunk in milk
talosparoxi: all one bite, then bathe it in milk in my mouth
 PharaohBender27: 
Mortimew: I submerge it in milk until the bubbles stop.
 big_blue_man: long oreo
 Austere_Squire: yes
 MegaDosX: Adam no.
 5thWall: Yes!
 matthaus_c: knead the icing
Frostwriter111: that would be an orererererereo
 DEATHlikescats: @jonnyglitched your controversial but so right
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: mega oreo is best oreo
 Seth_Erickson: they put the icing in the middle and put two cookies together so it can be eaten as one thing not as 3 seperate items
 Eggmojii:   
 princess_intell: civil war pt 2: how much stuf?
 SymphonicLolita: god I remember that video
 RealGamerCow: I dip my oreos in coffee.
theamc2000: Have you seen mags stuffed Oreos?
 neisan2112: Just a whole sleeve of icing in one cookie
Squigel: what about Jammie dogders?
 TPRJones: orrrrrrrreo
 AnjaZeta: @Xafty This is the way
 Going_Medium: You ever to the cupcake trick where you take the top off and make it into an icing sandwich?
 JonnyGlitched: They taste like used coffee grounds
JinaMahavira: just eat the filling, and replace it with toothpaste 
 niccus: accumulate all the icing and bite into the log of oreo butter
Atarra: came for the spooks, ended up with cookie discourse? 
 betweenmyself: You ever make a “diabetic shock” Oreo? 
code1300: The commercials show split  lick the icing then dip rest of cookie in milk
 Mr_Horrible: I love how Adam's like "Our mods work very hard" at the start of stream and with this topic he's implicitly saying "And now I'll make them work harder"
 DEATHlikescats: Dip Oreos or leave them be
 quigonginnjuice: Golden oreos in coffee are amazing
 GredGredmansson: @Going_Medium make your own whoopie pie
 Eggmojii: I need a mega oreo friend, because I dont want the filling at all
 Blakemcm: bam horror game poison
 Mcgwee: we sell Oreo milkshake and we have both cookie bits and cream as different ingredients. so you can pick which Oreo part ya want.
 ThirdGames: @Xafty Yesss This.
 princess_intell: 
theamc2000: Rip otakujeff
patrick_stonecrusher: theres some great photos of orrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeos online
 pn55: She lined them with LSD
 GredGredmansson: #NotACult
 HeraldBFC: I've never seen a Automod message until this stream.
 thegitrogsquirrel: mega Oreo is real
 DrThud666: oh crap the cupcake is stuck in a jar!!!!!
 quasi79fu: weve beeen poisoneddd
  Defrost: @Mr_Horrible, we know what we sign up for
 neisan2112: #NotACult
 gualdhar: "I made the icing from the blood of my enemies!"
 Mr_Horrible: Defrost 
 SymphonicLolita: baka
 ghizmou: baka
Bearudite: tsuuuuundere
 matthaus_c: baka
patrick_stonecrusher: baka
 Xenguin47: Tsun!
josh___something: baka
Lost_Jack: First run ended, run time 20:34
theamc2000: Baka.  Baka
 Saintnex: baka
 niccus: so let's talk about the tsundere archetype
Wrexadecimal: so tsun, much dere
 BusTed: 
 11Dot: baka
rabbitgta: but she did right?
talosparoxi: it's classic tsundere adam, don't overthink it
 princess_intell: stuf or double stuf
 Ritaspirithntr: That’s 100% Tsundere
miu316: Tsundere!
 Blakemcm: Tsundare
 DEATHlikescats: Tsundere line is hella tsundere
MrBurrito: Cellular Peptide cupcakes with mint frosting
 matthaus_c: I mean, that's what she's saying
 Mcgwee: tsun tsun
 Mr_Horrible: "Must... be... tsundere... despite... empirical... evidence!"
seanalpurvis: baka
  Juliamon: She thought it was a girl that was joining
 Lockraemono: she literally didn’t
 Blakemcm: trope
 laundreydhull: @princess_intell what's a pt 2? Part 2 of what?
Fanklok: She's being thundered Adam don't question it
 princess_intell: keep playing adam
 azninsect: b...baka!
  MrPhlip: it's a trope, it's not supposed to make sense
 princess_intell: @laundreydhull of the war
 Earthenone: i mean she made them for a non specific extra member, not Jeff
 SurfDownstage: gaslight gatekeep girlboss
  Defrost: Tsun tsun
 public_key_reveal_party: she didn't, she just wanted to point it out
 unicornly: it's called being polite Natsuki!
Fanklok: I hate autocorrect
 Mcgwee: anime trope
 azninsect: tee sunday
 TehAmelie: this one's the tsundere, i guess. if you know your animes it makes sense
 saucemaster5000: t-sundere
 Mr_Horrible: T Sundaray KKona
theamc2000: T-sun!
 Ritaspirithntr: She doesn’t know how to take a compliment from a guy.
mhbmk2: Sayori did tell them she was bringing you, potentially
 GredGredmansson: good old Teesundere
 fungal_bird: T-pose Sunder
 Earthenone: Baka!
 11Dot: baka
 Pteraspidomorphi: Bak!
 Omthebox: Get got
 Seth_Erickson: t sun der e writer of the Art of War
 Xenguin47: Baka
 GredGredmansson: baka.
 DEATHlikescats: T Buck!
 RealGamerCow: Baka Otaku
Forgotten_Lizard: Baka 
talosparoxi: b-b-b-b-baaaaaka
seanalpurvis: baka
the_semicolon: "T Tsundere"
 Bunnarchist: 
 Eggmojii: whos sunder ray
theamc2000: T
 Xenguin47: That's a little weird
 Vergotterung: lol
 Earthenone: El Bibble
theamc2000: Hot chocolate does
Bearudite: welp
 betweenmyself: Shoot T-Sunder Rays from your eyeballs! 
 saucemaster5000: The Fionabar Tapestry
 Viewers_Like_You: Ah yes, Doki Doki Bible Club
 ThirdGames: What's that, by god it's T Sunder Ray's music!!!
 SurfDownstage: 
 tehfewl: that says the bibble
talosparoxi: THE good book... discworld
 laundreydhull: weird Dice Friends, but okay. hahahahaha; ha.
Bearudite: thats enough stream
 princess_intell: t-BUCK
 Eggmojii: Kkona brother!
 GDwarble: @Eggmojii The protagonist of Gundam '79 
 JonnyGlitched: Mein Kampf?
 DEATHlikescats: @viewers_like_you only JESUS
 Omthebox: Best Served Cold, Natsuki is beloved by the MOOOON
 sporkraptor: all these girls are *so* thirsty
 Mr_Horrible: The good book... The Traitor Baru Cormorant
 Xafty: @talosparoxi may kin
 TehAmelie: beware of people who believe there is only one good book 
 Xafty: @talosparoxi my*
 dankmemeter: bakakona!
 fungal_bird: Eating seeds is a pasttime activity
seanalpurvis: and cupcakes
Lost_Jack: Remember to save, you can anytime
theamc2000: Cupcakes
TetraRay: you have heard of cupcakes, but have you read about Jesus?  Best treat of all
 Rourke9: mostly cupcakes
 Blakemcm: power stance wtih 2 fists
 Mr_Horrible: nah, she's power-stancing here
 laundreydhull: you're not wrong.
 princess_intell: uh-huh
theamc2000: Also the pose
 Rourke9: and a very forceful friend
 betazed15: Her eyes are cutting into my soul...
 RealGamerCow: Monika is 100% vaguely threatening
josh___something: Also the head on portrait
JinaMahavira: Today, we are reading Gideon the Ninth 
patrick_stonecrusher: 
 arcaneIllumination: I just want to see a tsundere who hides their feelings as just caring for their friend as opposed to masking it with pretending to hate.
 Xenguin47: "Why did you choose this club? Wrong answers only."
 tehfewl: mama bird has to protect the kids
 Mr_Horrible: a wrong answer and you're getting a knife in the gut
talosparoxi: @talosparoxi only if wizard of earthsea is a close second
SnowBuddy18: cupcakes and not being given a choice
  Defrost: "Cupcakes"
 Eggmojii: There is actually 4 good books. Shadow of the Torturer and the next 3 in the series.
 laundreydhull: I think some job interviews have somewhat come off as such.
 DEATHlikescats: stiff words and body posture
 BusTed: 
 JonnyGlitched: doody
mhbmk2: dooty
Bearudite: heh hehe doody
 DrThud666: is she inferring that the great OtakuJeff cant read!?
 empyreon: duty 
theamc2000: Cu pc ak e
 gualdhar: doodie
 Earthenone: aww, one day off from a presidents day stream 
 betweenmyself: So much duty 
 Mr_Horrible: Debater 
 TehAmelie: Monika is such a non-Japanse name, innit
 PharaohBender27: So am I the only one who finds it odd that a club with only 4 members has a president *and* a vice president? 
Mister_BlueSky: Major Clubs o7
 thegitrogsquirrel: does this game have choices?
butt_ghost: Wait, TS playing scorn, LN playing a visual novel, did everyone change places
talosparoxi: politics ammiright?
 TheWriterAleph: more like BORED member
 JonnyGlitched: IT'S DEBATE CLUB
SnowBuddy18: a master debater
Lost_Jack: Dolphin pose!
  Juliamon: thegitrogsquirrel It does
 saucemaster5000: Monika got sick of the Stoncutters
 Blakemcm: she is a hero really
 neebusjeebus: Monika seems nice
 princess_intell: that is actually good advice
talosparoxi: @thegitrogsquirrel a few to chose your route
 Eggmojii: I think all clubs have a first and second in charge
 SurfDownstage: Monika really does italics with her whole body
 DEATHlikescats: Monika is perfect in every way
theamc2000: Book s are cool
 azninsect: It's Just Monika here
 matthaus_c: Monika out here just dropping truth bangers
 JonnyGlitched: Someone has self esteem issues
 laundreydhull: that, does suck?
 Blakemcm: im worthy of love!!!
Lost_Jack: Witches! How can they phase in and out like that! 
  Juliamon: Monika is the one smart girl in this school
seanalpurvis: Right!
 BusTed: 
 Mr_Horrible: "I'm gonna need all of you to contact 5 connections on LinkedIn"
 TheWriterAleph: "Meowwwth that's right!!!"
 DEATHlikescats: High Achieving
mhbmk2: Monika: clubs care too much about funds and politics. Also Monika: you will all grow the club for me
 TehAmelie: i  think this context they are just truth bombs
 MAPBoardgames: New member: Fresh meat!
 saucemaster5000: cereal boxes
talosparoxi: it's like one of my stupid girl band animes
 Earthenone: Manga!
 betweenmyself: @pharaohbender27 but without a vice president, the club would devolve into bloodshed to determine who replaces the president if they have to step down due to scandal 
Marc_otato: Use pyromancy
 Omthebox: aw shit cats out of the bag
frank_the_great: Otaku Jeff is back!
 PharaohBender27: "Ummmmmm" (Oh shit oh shit oh shit)
 Mr_Horrible: OtakuJEFF: "Fuck me up on that Joe Abercrombie"
LiveFaust subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 54 months!
 LiveFaust: 
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, LiveFaust! (Today's storm count: 92)
 big_blue_man: smartest man alive strikes again
Mister_BlueSky: Fellow Manga enjoyer? 
 DEATHlikescats: You and the 14 year old are BONDING!
rabbitgta: nerds unite
  Defrost: 4 cute girls enough to make MC change their ways
 Blakemcm: she a  GRRM stan
 TehAmelie: some nerd rolls up going "i really like Korean manhua", gets summarily disintegrated
talosparoxi: *sesually*
 EikoandMog: Clifford the Big Red Dog.
 saucemaster5000: Big Fighting Fantasy Fan
EvilBadman: Witcher Stan spotted
 LiveFaust: Oh, sweet. Fighting Fantasy time!
 Xenguin47: "There's this one book called Gnomes: 100..."
SaxPython: #JustSimarillionThings
 GredGredmansson: Encyclopedia Brown
 ghizmou: Twilight stan right there
LeeshaJoy: "Have you heard of Stephanie Meyer?"
 princess_intell: oh no its the brandon sanderson fan
 DEATHlikescats: She’s big into Sonic lore
Lost_Jack: They are all supposed to be 18, no?
talosparoxi: earthsea fan
Kramburger subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 103 months!
 Kramburger: Finally! Something for PRO GAMERZ
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Kramburger! (Today's storm count: 93)
 betweenmyself: Yuri is secretly YETI  in disguise.  She speaks eloquently to throw you off her thick, musky scent.
 RealGamerCow: "Let me tell you about Choose Your Own Adventure Books Yuri. "
seanalpurvis: manytimes books arenicer
 heartofgoldfish: My own completely what now
 Mr_Horrible: yeyeye
GenericGlitterGoth: Finding comfort in books is such a mood tbh
n3ther: just once
 Rourke9: "Anyway"
 MAPBoardgames: It was called "Let's Nope: We Live Here Now."
seanalpurvis: otakurock
miu316: @lost_jack they are 18 yes
 Mr_Horrible: Gimme that John Langan lesgooooooo
 JonnyGlitched: I've never understood that, if you don't have anything to say, just listen
  Juliamon: Yuri's an isekai fan
 Kramburger: TBF, most visual novel protagonists have the personality of a rock
 Akaiatana: Who's counting the vaguely-threateningss?
 Earthenone: 
 DEATHlikescats: It’s the quiet ones
 Snakebyte36: it would sound even more threatening with an eastern european accent...
noSmokeFire: @JonnyGlitched ah, but MC is a shitty teenager
 djalternative: Wrong stream for Natsuki then
 Mr_Horrible: get her ass Monika
Lost_Jack subscribed with Prime.
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Lost_Jack! (Today's storm count: 94)
 WetPaperSack: That's an odd name for a poem
seanalpurvis: that's actually a very good poem title
frank_the_great: Unironically, my favorite poem is from this game
 Kramburger: Whoever designed these school uniforms needs to be investigated
 Eggmojii: thought you said no voices
 GredGredmansson: >_<
 DEATHlikescats: Doki Doki Coping with Puberty Club
  Defrost: @Eggmojii, Getting immersed
 leachjus: Oh shit, Natsuki as Danny DeVito is a choice and I’m here for it
 betweenmyself: So when does chat introduce Adam to the Buffsuke meme?
 Kramburger: You wouldn't like my poems when they're angry
 Lost_Jack: Why is Sayori the only one without a eyes/hair match?
 princess_intell: adam just one eastern european voice
 Eggmojii: @Defrost I'm not against it at all
frank_the_great: Dearest Frank...
SnowBuddy18: is it adult fanfic?
 JonnyGlitched: This music is pissing me off now
 EikoandMog: @frank_the_great There's some legit great writing here.
 JonnyGlitched: I have... Issues with things on a loop
 lion_byte: got'em
 azninsect: the poems get deep
 djalternative: They all just write terrible AO3 smut
 DEATHlikescats: @jonnyglitched too much time on hold?
abaoa_qu subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 90 months!
 abaoa_qu: DokiDoki on let's nope, I've waited so long for this moment 
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, abaoa_qu! (Today's storm count: 95)
 CommanderPulsar: Fan fiction, the highest form of literature.
 JonnyGlitched: @DEATHlikescats I have sensory processing issues and perfect recall, so the music gets stuck in my brain
 GredGredmansson: 
 Lost_Jack: Is the music glitching slightly or it is just me?
 on_and_awful: Sayori just instantly game for it
 saucemaster5000: Unfortunately we're a Vogon
talosparoxi: the ties that bind
 WetPaperSack: Glue is also good for bonding
 xmann1076: Whoever designed most school uniforms should be investigated. i mean, skirts through puberty?
  Defrost: @JonnyGlitched, As with everything today, if you feel uncomfortable about the stream don't feel forced to stay
 betweenmyself: If it isn’t self-insert fanfic, it isn’t *true* art 
talosparoxi:   
TetraRay: our character sucks lol
 saucemaster5000: Shit or get off the pot Jeff!
 InquisitorGaia: they so sad
 azninsect: 
Bearudite: puppydog eyes
 DEATHlikescats: @jonnyglitched ooooh! I feel that in my soul. I hope this theme departs your memory soon!
 PharaohBender27: We done goofed
 Lost_Jack: They are all red XD
 Mr_Horrible: Take a chance, JEFF
OhaiMireiya: 
 GredGredmansson: oh JEFF
 Ferisar: jeff
 11Dot: Definetly not a cult
 SurfDownstage: classic jeff
 azninsect: not a cult
frank_the_great: Jeff is down bad
 princess_intell: #notacult
 sporkraptor: *extremely* thirsty
 azninsect: 
 Phailhammer: #NotACult
 TehAmelie: yaasss
 Mr_Horrible: "I'mouttaheredon'tcallmebyeeeeeee"
 DEATHlikescats: Jeff learns to put effort in
 InquisitorGaia: wow super manipulative
benjamin_wheeler: this is that good shit
 LiveFaust: 
Atarra: @saucemaster5000 reading this was the wrong time to take a drink, lol
jimmythebusdriver: one of us! one of us! one of us!
elkae: Another Ben has joined the chat
 GredGredmansson: Okay everyone
 CommanderPulsar: Their eye light up one by one? Like, left first, then right, or right, then left?
 BusTed: They go hard.
talosparoxi: put em down just to pick them up? THIS GUYS A PLAYER!
 Ferisar: that's often
 Mr_Horrible: they're committed readers, Adam
benjamin_wheeler: Japan baby
 11Dot: Literature is no joke
 Blakemcm: japan bing on clubz
Bearudite: japan baybeeeeeeee
  Defrost: Pretty sure that's clubs in Japan
 gravity_pike: japanese clubs go hard
 saucemaster5000: Attach the stone of triumph!
seanalpurvis: so do I get to take home the leftover cupcakes?
 Xafty: thats fairly normal
 DEATHlikescats: Japanese clubs go HARD
 Kramburger: After school clubs are srious business
 leachjus: Clubs are like jobs that don’t pay you
 circusofkirkus: assignments for clubs?!?
 fungal_bird: They don't fuck around
talosparoxi: that's normal in japan
Talin06: in japan yes
 djalternative: yeah. Japanese afterschool clubs are every day
Walkingharder: I couldn't go every day, maybe twice a week
BlackIsis: look, adam, I'm beginning to doubt your commitment to the Doki Doki Literature Club
SnowBuddy18: this club assigns HOMEWORK?
 EikoandMog: Monika is the only one that looks directly at us.
DaFhaye: It all depends on the club
 tehfewl: my gaming club in HS met of Fridays
 DEATHlikescats: @gravity_pike shared brain cell!
frank_the_great: It's like a little daycare
 TehAmelie: wait did we actually do anything in this meeting except have everyone gawk at us
 Lost_Jack: A whole day, no decisions... Talk about railroading XD
 Enki1256: For a Japanese school its pretty normal
DaFhaye: It is not common for every single day
 ArdCollider: yearbook met every day at my school but we were on a schedule for publication.
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to Bengineering! 
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Bengineering! (Today's storm count: 96)
 BrowneePoints: in japan yes
 Mr_Horrible: I think so, yeah
 BrowneePoints: in the us sometimes
n3ther: people like being in clubs
 Earthenone: clubs are basicly an elective class
talosparoxi: it'sa to keep kids out of trouble
  Defrost: A social norm I believe yeah
Dalouer: theres the "go home club" as well
 djalternative: yes. mandatory club or test prep
n3ther: at least i did
 GredGredmansson: I think its more its weird if you AREN'T in one
 gravity_pike: it's so your parents can both work
 Eggmojii: I'd love to be in a club
 TheMerricat: You can always be in the "go home club"
 betweenmyself: OtakuJEFF suddenly wishing he was part of the “go home” club
  Juliamon: If you're not in a club you automatically lose all cool social points
seanalpurvis: I would like to start my own club. the club of Eternal solitude. members just me
 Seth_Erickson: Yeah there's a go home club it's more a social norm I think
 princess_intell: i forget that adam hasn't watched anime
Anstu subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months!
 Anstu: Yay, poems!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Anstu! (Today's storm count: 97)
 Ferisar: ehe hehehe
 TehAmelie: Otaku Xef
LeeshaJoy: I was in a poetry club in high school. I wrote some... okay poetry
 djalternative: @princess_intell he's seen some but not a ton
  Defrost: @TehAmelie, Kingdom Xef
 Earthenone: Choose your Fighter
 Eggmojii: I have spotted a group of guys who wear trenchcoats and meet in a room with a big picture of Mao. I've wanted to infiltrate that club for years.
 saucemaster5000: and Steven!
 princess_intell: guess it's on us to educate him on the finer points of weeb-dom 
 azninsect: Monika
benjamin_wheeler: god bless Monika
 GredGredmansson: find out this season
 betweenmyself: And if course, YETI 
seanalpurvis: I vote Yuri
 azninsect: Just Monika
 djalternative: I vote Monika
 Xenguin47: Boys have done stupider things for girls before...
  Juliamon: Gameplay time!
 GredGredmansson: chibus
 TehAmelie: pff, just one? this is 2023, monogamy is old news
 MegaDosX: Oh we actually need to do something now
talosparoxi: or all of them. always go for harem end!
NimrodXIV: excited for Adam's poetry
 cmdrzellgaudis: Yeah let’s crush this poem!
patrick_stonecrusher: minigame time!
 PharaohBender27: Right, I'd forgotten about this minigame
 korvys: So, who do you like, Adam?
 Rourke9: ah yes, poems. picking words!
 MegaDosX: lmao first word is Unstable
 Kramburger: So ADAM
 cmdrzellgaudis: Sidewalk Slam!
 tehfewl: PAIN
butt_ghost: goth girl
 Kramburger: PICK
 MegaDosX: That seems appropriate
seanalpurvis: I really like the poem as it's written
Mister_BlueSky: Then just pick words YOU like?
 GredGredmansson: then just pick words YOU like
butt_ghost: always goth girl
  Juliamon: Go with your heart
 Banana_Swonk: Pain
 TehAmelie: hmm only these two are our choices huh
 Lost_Jack: Go by color
Quentastic: Pic words you like then
 SnackPak_: gotta decide right now 
 Omthebox: Look deep inside yourself
elkae: @LoadingReadyRun You might want to save from time to time btw
 azninsect: Hair colour
MrBurrito: Party
Oleetku: 1. sayori GOAT, 2 yuri tall and that's good too
 Seth_Erickson: You must choose
cutaos: just make a fun one then
frank_the_great: Follow your heart
 princess_intell: just pick words you like, it'll be fine
 saucemaster5000: tough luck no cowards here
 ghizmou: a bigger decision that what career you want to dedicate yourself to when you re 16?
miu316: Roll a d6
 TehAmelie: oh, there's our old friend
 arcaneIllumination: Pick your favorite words and let that choose for you
Boon_33: go with your heart
 MegaDosX: !card lucky clover
  LRRbot: Lucky Clover [2] | Artifact | Whenever you cast an Adventure instant or sorcery spell, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.
  Defrost: Do you like, cute pink hair girl, or pink hair girl, or purple hair girl?
 betazed15: Well, that's a wide array
  Juliamon: 4/20 nice
 Blakemcm: 4 20 blaze it
 Ferisar: W R A T H
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: 4/20 blaze it
patrick_stonecrusher: like what you like and let the right girl choose you ! 
BlackIsis: love an infinite parfait
josh___something: 420, nice
 MegaDosX: #JustBlaze
 EikoandMog: nice
 circusofkirkus: boop
SnowBuddy18: 4/20 blaze it
 MegaDosX: Entropy?!?
 Rhynerd: Boop
 matthaus_c: ambient milk
 MilkInBags: yes?
 Eggmojii: just let it flow
 saucemaster5000: he chose DOWN?
 Ferisar: and then live and love
 W_Livi: love me some of that ambient milk
 azninsect: kitty!
 Omthebox: Milk you are Ambient apparently
 cmdrzellgaudis: Ambient… milk…
 Earthenone: !kitty
 dragonwarrior000: I like this way better as a relationship builder mechanic than just giving gifts
seanalpurvis: I vote despise
Revenant77x subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 62 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Revenant77x! (Today's storm count: 98)
teejayrivers: I have a real passion for ambient milk. It makes me laugh
frank_the_great:  
 MilkInBags: Adam thank you for choosing me
 leachjus: Spray and Pray Poetry Method
patrick_stonecrusher: ambient milk
 circusofkirkus: papa
 Ferisar: pa pa lmao
 Lost_Jack: Explode XD
 v_nome: is them hopping an indication that character likes it?
 princess_intell: knowing what i know about the game, i appreciate the variety of moods created by the words presented
 arcaneIllumination: Yep
 PharaohBender27: @v_nome Yes
talosparoxi: @v_nome yes
 Earthenone: yeah hopping is how you know who likes it
 TehAmelie: just be true to yourself, that's a good strategy, and i'm not being ironic
 MilkInBags: stinkyyyyyyyy
 CommanderPulsar: Doki Doki Literature Club II made in conjunction with ChatGPT...
 Banana_Swonk: now, any of yall in twitch chat, please present this to your english teachers for your next poetry project
 MAPBoardgames: Once you pick the words, the poem writes itself
 Omthebox: Starscream!
 Seth_Erickson: fickle
Fanklok: Their little stickers get happy when you pick a word that's for them
 azninsect: contamination 
 Ferisar: contamination
 azninsect: oh dear
 Ferisar: anihilation
 Seth_Erickson: I knew it
NoTomToLose: Fickle like a Twitch chat
 DEATHlikescats: An interesting mix!
SaxPython: new FFXIV expansion: Heavensent Fickle
 MilkInBags: the lit club
 HorusFive: @NoTomToLose TwitchChat is OtakuJeff's true love
 saucemaster5000: Dude can barely read
 leachjus: Back at it again at the Doki Doki Krispy Kreme
seanalpurvis: this club is going to be lit
 DEATHlikescats: This club is…. Lit 🔥… erasure
frank_the_great: That kid's back at the Literature Club!
 tehfewl: back at it again at literature club
 Omthebox: This is a threat
 TehAmelie: thanks for keeping your promise. a sentence no one has ever said
 betweenmyself: Yuri being the tallest is default Lady Dimatresque
 Seth_Erickson: damn shots fired
 Saintnex: very true
 circusofkirkus: Based
 GredGredmansson: MANGA IS LITERATURE
 Seth_Erickson: it is true
 gualdhar: damn straight it is
 HorusFive: Truth!
 azninsect: correct
frank_the_great: True and based
 azninsect: damn right
 SymphonicLolita: hell yeah bro
canadianbac0nz: natsuki spittin'
 big_blue_man: based natsuki
 MilkInBags: Manga is not literature, it's picturature
 azninsect: largest truth
 Blakemcm: shampoo bottles are literature
 Lockraemono: yes
 Eggmojii: Flavour Text is literature
 princess_intell: as a fellow short person, i appreciate that natsuki has a perpetual chip on her shoulder
 W_Livi: audio-manga is literature
 HorusFive: Game is laying down the hard facts
 Earthenone: why doest yuri, the largest girl, simply eat the smaller girls
 Viewers_Like_You: Ergo, audiobooks=manga?
  MrPhlip: reading the words painted on the side of a truck is literature
 saucemaster5000: Literature is only books 400 pages long and published by Penguin Classics
 cmdrzellgaudis: It’s called hentai and it’s art.
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: this game is literature
 gualdhar: it's literally words and pictures, how much more art does it need to be?
frank_the_great: Speaking of Manga, Chainsaw Man is 10/10.
 TPRJones: some video games are literature.  this one counts.
 MilkInBags: twitch chat is literature
 Seth_Erickson: I mean audio books are just reading books so why wouldn't it be literature
 leachjus: True if big
 Snakebyte36: twitch chat is literature
thefightnerd: manga is lit
 lion_byte: terms and conditions are literature
 PharaohBender27: Damn straight. Audiobooks is how I "read" the unabridged version of War and Peace 
 MegaDosX: Peanut jars are literature
 tehfewl: turns over the beer bottle to see writing "Oh, Lore!"
 TehAmelie: my understanding is that "literature" is a raft floating down a river through a jungle composed of genres
 Xenguin47: @Snakebyte36 I mean, yeah, but not *good* literature.
 thegitrogsquirrel: Oreos are literature
 PharaohBender27: 
 Eggmojii: @PharaohBender27 was it worth it
talosparoxi: oh
 SymphonicLolita: me
 Inspaders: yo same
 GredGredmansson: 
  Defrost: Ummmmm
 LiveFaust: 
talosparoxi: almost set the house on fire, I never noticed that line
 gualdhar: threesome?
Bearudite: 👉 👈
 azninsect: uwu
 DEATHlikescats: Sayori doesn’t know
 saucemaster5000: it's our first weapon!
 RealGamerCow: that face
 PharaohBender27: @Eggmojii I suppose so - I at least have actual complaints about the book other than "too long" - namely, Tolstoy's endless digressions that are all repeating the same arguments over and over 
 MilkInBags: it's a bag of poop
 Earthenone: Book Get!
 saucemaster5000: @Eggmojii Tolstoy! Repetitive? No.....
 MilkInBags: Fifty shades of manga
 Ferisar: LOL
 gualdhar: so it's manga?
Mister_BlueSky: Clifford the Big Red Dog.
 circusofkirkus: LOL
 Kramburger: CALLED OUT
 azninsect: HAH
  Defrost: Jeeeeeez
 cmdrzellgaudis: Eat this
 MegaDosX: Hell yeah get dragged
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 Mr_Horrible: "Some of the pictures even pop out at you!"
 princess_intell: wooooooooow
 Earthenone: Clifford the Big Red Dog?
 lion_byte: 
 MAPBoardgames: It has big words: 20 pt font
benjamin_wheeler: The Bible
frank_the_great: "It's a choose-your-own-adventure book"
 They_Are_Alyx: LEWD
 CommanderPulsar: Whaaat?! A book as a gift?! In a literature club?!
 MilkInBags: uwu :3
 azninsect: maybe we...we could...we could have a discussion
 Mr_Horrible: D-discussing books? That's LEWD!
 pn55: True
Atarra: "accidentally"
 Strebenherz: Just came in, is Adam.. running this blind?
 princess_intell: *looks down* Pat the Bunny?
SnowBuddy18: a short read with a lot of pictures, more manga?
 Ferisar: hands you blues clues
 betweenmyself: Yuri gives you a book, “Gnomes 100, Dragons 0”
 ghizmou: I love Caillou
  Juliamon: Strebenherz Yes, no spoilers pls
 quasi79fu: ITs a Trapppp
Bearudite: calculated
 Rustpile: Here, its a copy of TIME magazine, I found it on the bus
 saucemaster5000: "Crash, J.G. Ballard"
 GredGredmansson: Its a guide to the latest Kingdom Hearts game
 cmdrzellgaudis: It’s about eating crayons
 tehfewl: I'll Definitely read this
 tehfewl: winks
 DEATHlikescats: Jeff is just as oblivious as Sayori
 HeraldBFC: Falling for the classic blunder
 Strebenherz: @Juliamon wouldn't dream.  looking forward to reactions
 matthaus_c: Yuri hands you Faerie Mound Of Dragonkind, wyd
 MilkInBags: What if it was Atlas Shrugged
 circusofkirkus: does she think we're illiterate
 azninsect: "you can read it at your own pace. i expect itll take you a week dummy"
 BusTed: @MilkInBags 🚩
elkae: ^
 GredGredmansson: this guy.
 Kramburger: This character SUCKS
  Defrost: MC realises that clubs are mostly just hangouts...
 WetPaperSack: If you have time to lean, you have time to clean
 Xenguin47: Dude, I have to actually read in literature class? Bummer!
 quasi79fu: are we supposed to like the player character??
 princess_intell: just read playboy for the articles like every uncle in the 70s
  Juliamon: quasi79fu no
 quasi79fu: ok thanks
 GredGredmansson: @quasi79fu player characters in these type of games are just a means to an end
 saucemaster5000: How are you going to show them what it's about? Sit silently and shushing everyone else?
 quasi79fu: because i dont like the player character
 leachjus: OtakuJEFF was elected to lead, not to read
 Xafty: @princess_intell my highschool computer teacher wrote for playboy
 princess_intell: @quasi79fu trust me, none of us do
  Defrost: Do a stage reanactement of dune
 Earthenone: marketing executive Sayori
 Lockraemono: marketing
Walkingharder: Do people really hate reading that much?
 Ferisar: ah you take them as hostages
seanalpurvis: the plays the thing
 Lockraemono: yes
PipeSmokingOwl subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 41 months!
 PipeSmokingOwl: CUPCAKES!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, PipeSmokingOwl! (Today's storm count: 99)
 princess_intell: @Xafty i'm sure they wrote excellent articles. not kidding even a little bit
 MAPBoardgames: Cupcakes worked on us
 dragonwarrior000: @benjamin_wheeler the person I went on a date with today mentioned she's reading the Bible for the story, she swears.
 Eggmojii: She just really wanted you to read The Way of Kings
 pn55: The answer is always cupcakes
 Earthenone: lmao
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: voluntold 
 MilkInBags: cupcakes are the worst kind of cakes
 Rourke9: WOW
 GredGredmansson: cupcakes solve everything
 Mr_Horrible: voluntold, daaaaamn
 BusTed: get voluntold
 saucemaster5000: voluntold
 Saintnex: aaaah, voluntelling
 Nigouki: got voluntold
  Juliamon: Natsuki Gets Voluntold: The Game
 cmdrzellgaudis: Dune flavored cupcakes
 gualdhar: volunTOLD!
 Seth_Erickson: voluntold baby
 DEATHlikescats: That’s leadership
Bearudite: voluntold
 Snakebyte36: 🚌
 EikoandMog: Hell yeah, volunteering.
  Defrost: @cmdrzellgaudis, so much spice
 azninsect: voluntold
 GredGredmansson: Oh that's a new word for me
SnowBuddy18: cupcakes, pronto, get on it
 pn55: "How would you like to make 500 cupcakes?"
 matthaus_c: out of her own peer pressure
rabbitgta: yes or yes, cupcakes
 gravity_pike: hey! cupcake girl! we need cupcakes!
 Mr_Horrible: expecting Monika to follow up with a "chop chop!" while clapping
benjamin_wheeler: @dragonwarrior000 so many characters
TetraRay: who doesn't like making food for hundreds of people at a time
 MilkInBags: yeah, james loves to pick jobs for others 
jaqofspades: Delegation is an important part of leadership.
 saucemaster5000: Get rekked Natsuki
NoTomToLose: The illusion of choice
 quasi79fu: make your own egggs
 dougma: muffins > cupcakes
 Xafty: @princess_intell i haven't read them, but im sure she did write some good articles
 TruPhantomAngel: Oh no..the most terrifying thing of all...WAIFUS!!!!!
 saucemaster5000: creative tummy
 Mr_Horrible: Sayori kinda spittin'
 princess_intell: MOOD
 matthaus_c: creativity is stored in the... intestines
EvilBadman: @dougma Muffins? nude cupcakes?
 PharaohBender27: I just hope this school doesn't have a baking club, because otherwise this will *so* backfire
 Lockraemono: 
 djalternative: Sayori will take any cupcakes any time
 EikoandMog: Cupcakes are just worse muffins.
 cmdrzellgaudis: Literary cupcAkes actually seems like a good idea for a club fundraiser
 saucemaster5000: @EikoandMog hard agree
 MilkInBags: 
 GredGredmansson: i know right
jaqofspades: 
 dougma: @EvilBadman cupcakes with fruit or candy!!
 thraximore: Gotta be cute before it can *cut*
 Kanadinbacon221: mhm mhm
 Mr_Horrible: this is how they reel you in
 agilemania:  
 Saintnex: Yea... I kinda wish it would stay this way
frank_the_great: We can stop right now
 TheWriterAleph: 
 Mr_Horrible: "I am a normal game. Come closer."
rabbitgta: that is how they hook ya
 GredGredmansson: hi sayori
 Ferisar: uwahhh
 Lost_Jack: Too cute it's scary
 gnomedeplume572: If it didn't start out cute it wouldn't be as effective later
 arcaneIllumination: That's how it lures you in
 Kanadinbacon221:  
 misteline:  
 MAPBoardgames: This game is all cupcakes with pink frosting
 thraximore: HOO RAH
 azninsect: uwaaah
 gravity_pike: you should just play non-horror dating sims 
 Eggmojii: too close
 Xafty: @EikoandMog i agree, but also muffins are just so you can eat cake for breakfast
butt_ghost: too close too close
 DEATHlikescats: That’s why this game sticks with you
 Rourke9: if only we could just play this game, rather than whatever this will become
 Akaiatana: The horror part is the pop-up books. Jumpscare!
 MilkInBags: the vision is not filled, there is still plenty of space
 azninsect: so close
 TheMerricat: Chat, do we need to pitch Adam and Kathleen starting Now Kiss back up?
 Banana_Swonk: if we stop right.... *now* we can be happy
 djalternative: RKO out of nowhere!!!!
 Lockraemono: spoops
 Ferisar: owned
 MilkInBags: GOTTEM
 EikoandMog: @EikoandMog I literally don't see a problem with this.
 SnackPak_: dang
 Mr_Horrible: Daaaaaaamn
 matthaus_c: called. out.
 Earthenone: there was a napping club?!
 ElementalAlchemist: why not
 pn55: Get got!
butt_ghost: OOOOOOO
 ghizmou: the call out
 BusTed: get his ass
Mister_BlueSky: Yo, can we START a napping club?
miu316: 
 SymphonicLolita: get his ass
 lion_byte:  
 TheWriterAleph: lol gottem
 Eggmojii: boom roasted
 DEATHlikescats: Called out!
  MrPhlip: real talk I would join nap club
seanalpurvis: you have been called out
 ElementalAlchemist: shoulda joined the napping club
 WetPaperSack: IS there a napping club?
 SurfDownstage: Got your ass
ActualFactual: damn Adam, destroyed
 Mr_Horrible: wait, IS there a napping club?
 GredGredmansson: NAPPING CLUE WAS LAST SEMESTER
josh___something: GOT em
 saucemaster5000: can we join the napping club?
 thraximore: 
 gnomedeplume572: I'd like to report a murder
Strebenherz subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 18 months!
 Strebenherz: Nap Club Time?
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Strebenherz! (Today's storm count: 100)
 Lockraemono: I want the nap club
SnowBuddy18: damn, where's the napping club?
 EikoandMog: Fucking gottem.
 quasi79fu: Readdding Rainbowww
Scarbble: uwaaaaaah
 MilkInBags: mind too feeble to stay awake when reading
 TheWriterAleph: MC: "Wait, there's a NAPPING club???"
  Defrost: Real talk why weren't you in the nap club???
EvilBadman: change steam to Let's Nap
 Mr_Horrible: if there's a Napping Club you have to tell me
 betweenmyself: No napping!  Go to literature jail 
 EikoandMog: Napping club would be rad.
 Xafty: less anime? OH NO
 Ferisar: aw shit otaku jeff...
 saucemaster5000: Welp, he's out
 Seth_Erickson: less time for anime 
 HorusFive: Less anime.  ONLY Manga NOW
 princess_intell: adults need naptime way more than kids cmv
canadianbac0nz: otaku jeff NEEDS his anime time
abyssaldm: OH NO
 CommanderPulsar: THERE'S A NAPPING CLUB? Can we sign up for that?
 MilkInBags: mods or chat, did anyone huh, warn adam about the possible content warnings?
 Lost_Jack: Yes
 quasi79fu: hey not everyones sleep schedule is the same
  Juliamon: MilkInBags Repeatedly
  Defrost: @MilkInBags, He knows
jaqofspades: I feel like both of these characters need a napping club.
EvilBadman: @milkinbags Many times
onekitchenknife subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 37 months, currently on a 31 month streak!
 onekitchenknife: hi adam! hi chat! hope y'all are doing well
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, onekitchenknife! (Today's storm count: 101)
 Earthenone: !secret
  LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always hoping for a TPK.
 TruPhantomAngel: Start getting used to less anime Mr. Turner...CAUSE YOU ARE IN ONE!
 MilkInBags: all good, I knew you wouldn't let him down
 thraximore: @MilkInBags this is Let's NOPE
 matthaus_c: Adam was ready
 thraximore: OH
 quasi79fu: oh thats creeepy
 Ferisar: bro
 thraximore: right
 saucemaster5000: smooth
 Kramburger: HOT
 SnackPak_: fuckin Colombo over here
 Lockraemono: wow rude
Atarra: oh dear
 thraximore: 😬
 quasi79fu: where is the consent
SnowBuddy18: damn that pointing emoji, again
 dougma: personal space dude
 HorusFive: OtakuJeff, so smooth
 pn55: Consent dude
  Juliamon: Offer her a mirror, geeeez
 princess_intell: if a guy ever did that to me.....
  Defrost: MC got game
 MilkInBags: that's basically a mariage proposal
 azninsect: smooth as butter
 DEATHlikescats: These two are CLUELESS
 MilkInBags: @thraximore sure but this game is huh, more upsetting than usual let's nope games 
 Lockraemono: oh my god he’s a jerk
 quasi79fu: does this guy know about personal space??
 gravity_pike: damn, dude
 saucemaster5000: toothpaste stain? How tf did you brush your teeth?
 betweenmyself: Hope we’ll get another installment of “This Game is for Babies” sometime this year 
Sirius2010: Content warning?
 Mr_Horrible: "I however have no such qualms"
 Ferisar: wtf
 PharaohBender27: 
 Kanadinbacon221: protag is smooth as broken glass
 circusofkirkus: WTF
Hadhayosh: ouch
 TruPhantomAngel: WOW
Walkingharder: BURN
Atarra: ROASTED
SnowBuddy18: WOW
 GredGredmansson: THIS EFFING GUY
 11Dot: sheeeeeeeeeeesh
 Xafty: RUDE
 azninsect: GEEZUS
  Defrost: JESUS man no
 DEATHlikescats: Just realized her shirt is open too
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: wow
elkae: 
 matthaus_c: absolutely RUINED the moment
 Rourke9: ruuuude
 lion_byte: OOF
josh___something: Our character is an ASSHOLE
 TheWriterAleph: "make some EFFORT, sayori, GAWD"
 MilkInBags: Adam, why are you being rude 
 MegaDosX: Player character is a wingus, send tweet
TetraRay: this guy
SaxPython:   
 betazed15: Jesus.
 mister_nibbles: that went from 0 to 60 real fast lol
 fungal_bird: BRUH
 Kramburger: We're fucking CLUELESS
 sporkraptor: wooooow dang OtakuJeff
miu316: Bruh
 InquisitorGaia: right back to rude
 thraximore: 
frank_the_great: *Bonk*
 Sogheim: someone's throwing punches now for no reason, dang
patrick_stonecrusher: FROM THE TOP ROPE
 gnomedeplume572: 8 to 0 real quick
 Ferisar: otakujeff at the camera: "no BOYFRIEND?"
jaqofspades: FFS JEFF!?
 ElementalAlchemist: WOW.
 Mr_Horrible: WELP
 betazed15: Several steps back, my dude.
seanalpurvis: so very rude
 HorusFive: ah, Jeff shows his true colors again
josh___something: We are not a good friend
 matthaus_c: just took a fucking blowtorch to the moment
 Seth_Erickson: we're doing good and then we fucked it up
rabbitgta: main character is a duck
NimrodXIV: this guy takes clueless to a new level
 Procrastronauts: player character just 100% dipshit
 DEATHlikescats: Bro is self centered AF
 gravity_pike: our dude is seriously 4-chan poisoned
  Defrost: My guy you're the reason she doesn't have a boyfriend >_>
 MegaDosX: OH MY GOD
 Ferisar: yo
 lion_byte: WTF
 GenericHerooo: From hero to zero
 MegaDosX: FUCKING WHAT
 GenericHerooo: hehe
 MilkInBags: the main character is 100% a libertarian
 princess_intell: he was doing so well too!
 azninsect: OH.
 Kramburger: UM
 quasi79fu: wtf she can button her own clothes dude
 pn55: Uhh...
 inconsideratehat: Wow dude
 azninsect: oh.
TetraRay: ehhhhh
 saucemaster5000: that's an angle
 Lockraemono: oh my
 SymphonicLolita: hm
ChippTunes: pardon me
 DEATHlikescats: Yo
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: that's... an angle
 Mr_Horrible: camera please
 sporkraptor: stop... dressing the... wow. yiiiiiikes
ashesandmochi: nooooooooooo
Hadhayosh: uh
frank_the_great: I don't remember this
 Strebenherz: PoV
 PharaohBender27: :grimace:
Oleetku: welcome to visual novels~
 11Dot: nani?
  Juliamon: OtakuVision
 MilkInBags: :3
 Rourke9: uuuh
 lion_byte: the fish lens
 Kramburger: 
 azninsect: you know what, this isnt the worst part.
Mister_BlueSky: 😬
 Rhynerd: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Are you wondering what's causing our movement to be controlled?
tacocat64_: NEXT
 circusofkirkus: the tiny feet LMAO
 gualdhar: NONCONSENSUAL WHAT NOW
 azninsect: !adult
  LRRbot: I need a better adult!
 Xenguin47: Tiiiiiiny feet
 Strebenherz: !ToS
Wrexadecimal: the dutch angle
 betweenmyself:     Please, too close…
SaxPython: #StrangerDanger
 SnackPak_: @Juliamon 
BrooklynDaMoth: what happened to her legs lol theyre so tiny
 thraximore: 😬
josh___something: This is supposed to be a "Dating sim" so...
 sporkraptor: that took a *turn*
 DEATHlikescats: This fuckin’ music
 GredGredmansson: CG
 DrLigmaPhD: Zoinks gang it looks like we're all getting cancelled for this
 Ferisar: YEAH
 thraximore: 
 Alness49: YOU think this is weird?
 Mcgwee: 
 Xafty: @BrooklynDaMoth perspective is a cruel mistress
  Defrost: You should feel weird
 EikoandMog: @BrooklynDaMoth The artist is trying their best.
 quasi79fu: Omg
 Lost_Jack: So, we are using a GoPro now?
  Defrost: Nope
 Lockraemono: I haven’t gotten this scene before 
josh___something: Look, Perspective is hard
SnowBuddy18: also, Sayori, you may need a bigger shirt
 sporkraptor: PHEW
Wrexadecimal: uhoh
 MilkInBags: big boobies haha 
 Xenguin47: Um
 Ferisar: damn she's huge
abyssaldm: PANIC
 Banana_Swonk: uh
TetraRay: dude ....
billymmoon: What are you doing, step-camera?
 princess_intell: ew
 BigDaddyBland87: damn
 CaptinOfBeez: booba
 Rourke9: ew
 DrLigmaPhD: I can year Adam dying more inside
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: 
 azninsect: oh.
 quasi79fu: ahhhaha
jaqofspades: Your what Adam?
 Kramburger: SAY THE WORDS SAVIDAN
 quasi79fu: OH nooo
 PharaohBender27: Hoo boy
 SymphonicLolita: terrible
rabbitgta: boobas
 GredGredmansson: we didn't
 Vergotterung: booba
 Lockraemono: LOL
Forgotten_Lizard:   
 Mcgwee: 
 azninsect: SAY IT
 circusofkirkus: BOOBA
frank_the_great: What would Ben say rn?
 MilkInBags: say the words, entertainer
 pn55: Well at least she's self-aware
 matthaus_c: read them out loud savidan
  MagicalAttackGecko: 
josh___something: Glad we didn't
 arcaneIllumination: Coward...
 azninsect: or dont idk
ashesandmochi: ohgod
 matthaus_c: say. it.
EvilBadman: Sayori is on the protein mate.
MrBurrito: the what? i missed a part
Sirius2010: WHAT WAS THAT ADAM?
patrick_stonecrusher: 😳😳😳
 PipeSmokingOwl: 
OhaiMireiya: BOOBS!
 MegaDosX: Say the line, Bart!
deinonychus24: Say it you coward
 quasi79fu: walked into that one
 azninsect: eyyy
 Kramburger: HE SAID BOOBS
thefightnerd: HE SAID THE THING!
 azninsect: HE SAID IT
frank_the_great:   
 Mcgwee: coward
 Ferisar: or she's yoked
Bearudite: we gottem
MrBurrito: HE SAID BOOBS
 TheWriterAleph: 
 Ferisar: adam
 MilkInBags:  boobs 
Abelzumi: Same!
 lion_byte: 
Sirius2010: BANNED
 SurfDownstage:   
 CaptinOfBeez: MODS! HE SAID BOOBS
 thraximore: 😐
 rynsfelda: Clip it!
  MagicalAttackGecko:  
 GenericHerooo:  
rabbitgta:   
VrolikSyndrome: Clip that! Clip it now!
 Mcgwee:  
 azninsect: 
 leachjus: Now - more Eastern Europeany
 DrLigmaPhD: Her honkin gazonkas
 SurfDownstage: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 BigDaddyBland87:   
SaxPython: 
 MAPBoardgames: They're about to BUST out of her shirt
 saucemaster5000: Welp time to call Graham and get him fired for saying that
 MegaDosX: Clip it for the highlight reel!
 Banana_Swonk: 
Ryxiene: Ecchi 
Sirius2010: Highlight reel
  Defrost: @CaptinOfBeez, Blame chat
deinonychus24: I think the proper term is bozonkas
 MilkInBags: stuffy 
 Ferisar: hell yeah art budget
 niccus: it's like adam's a substitute teacher in a health class
 Ferisar: let's go
Mister_BlueSky: Bodonkhonkaroos.
 azninsect: yep.
 princess_intell: like 17
 Mcgwee: high school
 princess_intell: or 18
 azninsect: hyeeeep
 thraximore: 
 quasi79fu: uhhhh
 MilkInBags: she's 140 years old in the body of a 18 years old
 Kramburger: She's the Dharma to our Greg
 MegaDosX: I think you'd have the opposite problem
 quasi79fu: i dont think thats how it works
  Defrost: 18 according to the game
 SymphonicLolita: [finger tapping forehead]
 DrLigmaPhD: @thraximore Approximately yikes to zoinks
 HorusFive: https://clips.twitch.tv/SoftAgreeableMelonPhilosoraptor-v1iR0BY9y_SC6iCL
 GredGredmansson: our character is DENSE
 Earthenone: it was in the XW
 Ferisar: or we're a clown
 Earthenone: CW*
 leachjus: We can’t be held responsible for the things we say
Dalouer: otakujeff doenst take the hint
 fungal_bird: The horror has begun
 itira: oh ffs... hello what is this!
mhbmk2: baka baka baka
 Xafty: read the room dangit
 cmdrzellgaudis: OtakuJeff! You baka!!!
 Ferisar: uh oh
 azninsect: eh
Hadhayosh: is this blind?
 princess_intell: this guy is such a dick
 Lockraemono:   
  Juliamon: Hadhayosh yes, no spoilers
 TheMerricat: We aren't gaslighting her, we are obvlivious to the fact that she's not interested in finding a boyfriend that isn't us....
 MilkInBags: truuuuuuth
 DEATHlikescats: Otaku Jeff completely misses the point
 thraximore: @Hadhayosh as blind as one can be, given the cultural osmosis this game has experienced
elkae: truuuuue
Hadhayosh: @Juliamon no worries just wondering
 saucemaster5000: codependence!
 DrLigmaPhD: I'm dense as to when people flirt with me but these writers let me know I'm not the densest motherfucker possible
 quasi79fu: do we have to share??
 EikoandMog: Codependence is totally a healthy way to maintain a relationship.
 Earthenone: will it sound like 20 random words?
Mister_BlueSky: "There once was a man from Nantucket..."
 MilkInBags: chatgpt to the rescue
 azninsect: hi monika
 thraximore: @MilkInBags 
 saucemaster5000: We just read out the 20 random words we picked
 Kramburger: Pretty cringe TBH
 matthaus_c: @Earthenone tbh those poems rule 
talosparoxi: fickle starscapes
steelfox13: Chat, does Adam know what's going on in this game?
 azninsect: these poems are pretty good
 quasi79fu: sayori seems awesome
  Juliamon: steelfox13 Vaguely
gMilk: monika FeelsAmazingMan
  Defrost: @steelfox13, No
 GredGredmansson: @steelfox13 he's read the content warnings and thats it
Mister_BlueSky: We know *things* happen. We don't know what, when, etc.
 princess_intell: he knows the content warnings, not the specifics
 DrLigmaPhD: Roll a d4
 Lost_Jack: 1st decision!
 BusTed: Which shall it beeee?
 agilemania: Choices!
Hadhayosh: whos the wifu adam
 saucemaster5000: who comes first?
rabbitgta: poll time?
 azninsect: ahh yes, the choice
 TheMerricat: So chat, you see the news that came out that one of the more promentient sci-fi short story magazines is now refusing submissions because they got overwhelmed by people sending in stuff written by ChatGPT or the same?
 betweenmyself: My relaxation ends. (relaxation here is buttoning up a female classmates blazer while close talking like a psychopath)
talosparoxi: oh god the troll song
HaphazardHaberdashery subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 93 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, HaphazardHaberdashery! (Today's storm count: 102)
 quasi79fu: ahahahha
 CasualKing21: Shouldn't that be "whom"?
 thraximore: 
 Ferisar: let's go
benjamin_wheeler: live your best life
 gnomedeplume572: Yeah tell 'em
 pn55: 
 Lockraemono: owned
 gravity_pike: hell yeah, brother
Ryxiene:   
 itira: You go Adam!
Wrexadecimal: 
 DrLigmaPhD: I say roll dice and choose ultimate chaos
 HorusFive: 
Misslinnythebaker: lol
 F4dge: Yeah, you tell  'em Adam
 EikoandMog: 
Ryxiene: 
 thraximore: you TELL em
 quasi79fu: me caveman ...me smash
Hadhayosh: 
elkae:   
 GredGredmansson: GOOD.
 MilkInBags: yeah chat you have no voice here
Scarbble: you tell em adam
 Lost_Jack: Don'T forget to save!
 azninsect: LuL
 PipeSmokingOwl:   
 Sogheim:   
TetraRay: Yes Sir
 SnackPak_: fair
 IzlanntheLion: hail
 Kramburger: Adam stealing from Tiny Tim all over again
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: not a democracy D:
 WetPaperSack: 
 Strebenherz: Fight the dictator!!
NimrodXIV: sir yes sir
Wrexadecimal: Adamocracy
 pn55: 
 They_Are_Alyx: o7
   Fugi: good
 GredGredmansson: I'm already sitting
vivianshade: you go Adam
  Defrost: Also polling this is gonna make it take 15 hours...
 CaptinOfBeez: ook ook
 TheWriterAleph: NEVER
 RealGamerCow: Do not put this game in Chat's hands
 fungal_bird: o7
 Catcard: yes sir
 quasi79fu: i have two monitors??
Ryxiene: 
 Wondermoo:   
 onekitchenknife: Yaaaay dictatorship!
 itira: DONE
cutaos:   
 raulghoulia: yes sir
 HorusFive: Strap in, chucklef**s
 BusTed: 
Misslinnythebaker: yes daddy
 Akaiatana: Okie Doki
 W_Livi: You're already on the primary monitor
 thraximore: You're only on first monitor because I have no second monitor
 TPRJones: you are on the big screen TV sir
 princess_intell: yes sir mr savidan
patrick_stonecrusher: penis spud yacht
 Ferisar: oh sorry sir *drags browser window*
 Mcgwee: o7 yes comrade
Fanklok: But im onmobile
canadianbac0nz: you'll stay on the 2nd monitor and you'll like it
 Omthebox: No can do bucakroo KKona
 thegitrogsquirrel: your on my phone
 TheWriterAleph: you'll sit on the second monitor and like it
frank_the_great: I will follow you into death
 xmann1076: YesLord Adam Sir
NimrodXIV: joke's on you, you're on my tv
 EikoandMog: Wait, where are the Dick Taters?
 ghizmou: you think you re n control? uwu i have some bad news
rabbitgta: ok dictatorship member leader Adam
Scarbble: you are on the first monitor btw. LRR is prime monitor viewing
 lion_byte: you're already on main monitor 
NoTomToLose: Done and done 
 Kramburger: First <Monitor? Someone's got ideas above his station...
BrooklynDaMoth: Adam you're always on the first monitor
 Enki1256:   
benjamin_wheeler: strap in and strap on
 Procrastronauts: seems good
lazermeow: This isn't a cheerocracy, this is a cheertatorship.
 IzlanntheLion: hail Adam
 UnhingedBear: tell em brother
Bearudite: upgraded to 2nd
 Strebenherz: *mutes*
 TehAmelie: remenber you said that, Adam 
 itira: o7
 HasturTheYellow: All Hail Adamtatorship
 rynsfelda: First?! Don't you mean only?
 MilkInBags: I will watch on the first monitor, on my phone while pooping :3
 Pharmacistjudge: Sorry Adam, you are second monitor as you have wished.
 niccus: whoa whoa whoa, you're calling yourself first-screen entertainment? that's too far
 HorusFive: You tell us, Adam
 Sogheim: ohoho, you want to be on the FIRST monitor?
 azninsect: up to there? but youre sitting
 Harvest25: that is some porm
 Mcgwee: ook ook
 spethycakes: OK Dad
 Earthenone: !findquote daddy
  LRRbot: Quote #2570: "Ooh! Right in the mommy daddy button!" —Cameron [2016-05-19]
 cmdrzellgaudis: I want the banger of the theme song
 quasi79fu: Yes daddy??
 thraximore:  bad chat
 manbeardo: First monitor? Never! First monitor is for Arena
 xantos69: Oh honey you are on the big screen in my living room.
frank_the_great: Chat!
brutusq13: Yes Sir
josh___something: Yes Papa
Abelzumi: Yes, pops?
 SnackPak_: yes father
Lobo_Apache: You're on second monitor and you can't do anything about it
7gorobei: dokidokiDictator
Hadhayosh: not even on the second monitor. get moved down to the third
 SurfDownstage: Okay pops
 Snakebyte36: yes father
ashesandmochi: @TheMerricat i know neil and... yeah
 laundreydhull: this is fine. tis fine.
 azninsect: papaaaaa
 ThirdGames: Yes papa
cmdrelk: you got it boss, but i'm still going to be painting 
 Kramburger: Yes Master, nyah
 Lost_Jack: Yes master
Mister_BlueSky: Yes Papa.
 TheWriterAleph: @canadianbac0nz *highfive*
ratstronomer: Adam you started ut
 InquisitorGaia: Yes Papa
hammith: Just for that you're going on the THIRD monitor!
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: Yes sir
 MacSquizzy: Sure thing pops
elkae: oui papa
Mandillio: I have you on the tv.
 Enki1256: What if my sider monitor is what I'm currently viewing cus I'm painting?
 EikoandMog: 
Mortimew: affirmative father
 HeraldBFC: Indeed father
talosparoxi: jokes on yyou, I only have one monitor
 Ritaspirithntr:     
 just_gut: Sorry, but I'm progressing heroic Raszageth, so you are on the second monitor
 thegitrogsquirrel: yes papa
 thraximore:  chat
 Ferisar: oui papa lmao
 DEATHlikescats: Yessir!
 MilkInBags: chat, if the streamer says don't do X, don't repeat X
 princess_intell: what were you expecting from us
 Mazrae: just tuned in, what did I come into, is this a dating sim?
HasturTheYellow subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 98 months!
 HasturTheYellow: All Hail the Adam Dictatorship
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, HasturTheYellow! (Today's storm count: 103)
ghyllnox: Sí papá
  Defrost: It's not like we like you or anything Adam
 Strebenherz: Yes Grampa
 itira: Dadio? *teeth emoji*
 USURPER_K1NG: I dont have a monitor, will a TV be sufficient masta?
 Mcgwee: father yes sir
 cmdrzellgaudis: Fool of an Savidan
 electra310: This looks terrifying
 betweenmyself: You got it…  Daddy-o 
 DrLigmaPhD: Sorry Adam you're relegated to second tab on secondary browser
 laundreydhull: I merely read it as one of the solo Dice Friends streams, probably.
 BusTed: ::gestures vaguely between us::
Meltalar: done, I put you on a 70 inch TV screen and now Adam?
 quasi79fu: wow
 thraximore: the dreaded TRIPLE DOT
 DEATHlikescats: SIR YES SIR!
 SnackPak_: oof
tacocat64_: karme
 MilkInBags: natsuki has zero chill
Hadhayosh: rip
 thraximore: 
NoTomToLose: Rekt
 Strebenherz: Third tab on internet explorer it is
 empyreon: y i k e s
  Juliamon: Mazrae In a manner of speaking. https://ddlc.moe/warning for content warnings
 Mcgwee: Tsunnnned
SnowBuddy18: boom
 Darleysam: *rolls a bigger blunt*
EvilBadman: @themerricat Lol you're in the wrong chat to try and have that deep of a convo tonight
 LiveFaust: Excuuuuuse me, Princess!
  Defrost: Yes I do
 quasi79fu: maybe we deserve a smack??
 fastlane250: You guys have monitors? I had this on audio only while shoveling
 Earthenone: i love this poem
 SymphonicLolita: 10/10
 thraximore: 
 GredGredmansson: xylophone + recorder hype
 Seth_Erickson: this poem is a banger
SnowBuddy18: good poem
SaxPython: Fly Eagles Fly?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: what does the fox do?
 MegaDosX: 10/10, no notes
 laundreydhull: 
 Saintnex: wow, I feel way too seen atm
 CommanderPulsar: But what does the Fox say?
 SnackPak_: 
 Geldaran: Hah!
 quasi79fu: people can try what??
 MilkInBags: troglodytes can SourPls
 TheMerricat: @EvilBadman my brain is keyword triggered, I saw someone suggesting we use ChatGPT to write our poen and thus.... 
 Ferisar: damn
 matthaus_c: snappies
patrick_stonecrusher: oh fuuuuk
talosparoxi: weak
Hadhayosh: 3/10
 betweenmyself: But that’s about it. 
 DrLigmaPhD: Eagles also seek dumbass
 Ferisar: LOL
 saucemaster5000: Owls can't seek you liar. You big Liar.
 BusTed: go birds
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: yip
 itira: *kazoo*
 sporkraptor: um... ??
benjamin_wheeler: santa deserved it
 Ferisar: go birds
  Defrost: Natsuki, race me around the library
elkae: go birds
Mister_BlueSky: *snaps fingers*
 thraximore: go birds
 azninsect: go birbs
 lemmel: go birds
 MAPBoardgames: *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap*
 SymphonicLolita: go birds
frank_the_great: Go Birds!
 Darleysam: snap snap snap snap snap
rabbitgta: that is a god birds from papa
Lobo_Apache: I certainly... emotions
 BusTed: 
 cmdrzellgaudis: Frogmite. Frog might what?
 InquisitorGaia: wheres dirt
AFlockOfStiltPuffers subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 67 months!
 AFlockOfStiltPuffers: go birds
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, AFlockOfStiltPuffers! (Today's storm count: 104)
 Ciijay: Oh no... Cam and Kathleen played this before.....
 sporkraptor: okay so poetry is not a big skill for Natsuki.
 MacSquizzy: rip.birds
Boon_33: swwp
talosparoxi: that would get snaps at a poetry slam
 sporkraptor: she wasn't wrong!
 DEATHlikescats: The simplicity of the music really makes it sing
MrBurrito: 
frank_the_great: Best name for a pokemon
OhaiMireiya: I hear Spot can run and you can see Spot run
 Rob_Racoon: Cacaw
 laundreydhull: b-b-b- IRDs
 TPRJones: people can only try, not do like all the others?  sadge
 MilkInBags: unga poems
jaqofspades: I like.... birds.
 Earthenone: 
frank_the_great: Grug
 corpocracy: I honestly love the poems in this game
 DrLigmaPhD: Remember when the tiger cage poem got out there anyone?
Abelzumi: she's got an hourglass in her hair
 matthaus_c: 'hard' is a word
 quasi79fu: have you seen what we write in chat... Writing dont have to be sophisticated
 GredGredmansson: 
 MilkInBags: hits hard like a Nickelback single
 jessieimproved: Yes, all the sophisticated people in my high school
 itira: @MilkInBags 
  Defrost: Well she's people she tries
takabrak8: is this your first playthrough?
 spethycakes: what wordplay, honey
 MungoDude: why use hard word when easy word do trick?
 EikoandMog: I honestly liked that poem.
 InquisitorGaia: 5 head
 itira: Amazing.
takabrak8: nice
 gravity_pike: 
 TheWriterAleph: "i wrote it bad, as a joke"
 Mr_Horrible: Subverting Expectations, baybee
 saucemaster5000: have a safe water for word play
Bearudite: gigapuddi
 Wondermoo: 
EvilBadman: 300 IQ play
 reptile___: https://clips.twitch.tv/BlightedSpoopyFalconEagleEye-TPqEs5jkJWIMBOnd
SnowBuddy18: she gets PAID?
 CommanderPulsar: @MilkInBags "Look at this poem, Jeff..."
 EikoandMog: Am I a dumdum too?
  Defrost: Yall are 18
BrooklynDaMoth: she's a first year, so she's like 14 or 15
Hadhayosh: @Defrost right....
 quasi79fu: ahahhah
NighSeptem: EikoandMog I liked it too if it means anything
 thraximore: @BrooklynDaMoth 😬
 quasi79fu: what did you do??
 azninsect: sooooooooo goooood
 Ferisar: uh ohhh
 MegaDosX: Anyone else smell smoke?
 Lost_Jack: Sayori 
thefightnerd: Its so good, Sayori starting an ECW chant for OtakuJeff
 MilkInBags: I bet it says boobs 18 times or whatever is needed for a haiku
 saucemaster5000: Emphasis on the "Tiste"
 Eggmojii: somewhat of a poet myself 
 Pteraspidomorphi: She just likes starscapes
 MilkInBags: "I have no taste and this is great"
 MegaDosX: Right? He picked twenty words at random and it's apparently a great poem, and Sayori loves it
 itira: oh my god lolol
 MilkInBags: yeah, imagine not accepting compliments
josh___something: We're an asshole
 Lockraemono: 
 IzlanntheLion: I like someon3 is patronizing me
 misteline: We're a bit of an ass
 Ferisar: an original
 GredGredmansson: an OtakuJeff Original (tm)
 itira: 
 princess_intell: imagine being able to accept any kind of compliment
TetraRay: trademark
 saucemaster5000: Its own genre
 SymphonicLolita: she gets it
SnowBuddy18: @misteline a bit?
EvilBadman: Slap that baby on the fridge
 DrLigmaPhD: Because to those of us with guilt complexes positive feedback feels fake, Adam
heretic_cathar: Adam, have you played this game before?
 gravity_pike: he hasnt
patrick_stonecrusher: "someone being NICE? to ME?? ....what's their angle???"
 Lost_Jack: No, first playthrough
 thraximore: hyeff
 saucemaster5000: how lon till the OtakuJEFF book burning happens at this school?
 quasi79fu: Adam is playing blind...Some of us in chat dont know this game either
 DEATHlikescats: First play through. No spoilers
 InquisitorGaia: not selfish, just an a**hole
 quasi79fu: Pwease dont spoil
 quasi79fu: i sorry if that was rude
heretic_cathar: oh, okay. is he aware of the darker themes that show up later? I won't spoil anything, of course
 arcaneIllumination: I don't think it was.
 MilkInBags: i vibe with the last line
 GredGredmansson: he's read the content warnings
 quasi79fu: awww this poem is cute
 saucemaster5000: Not exactly Lord Byron
Roland_Malius subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 85 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Roland_Malius! (Today's storm count: 105)
 MAPBoardgames: I like the subtle music change
 BusTed: 🧇 🥞
 arcaneIllumination: He has read the Content warning and is aware things get weird. Nothing beyond that.
 quasi79fu: I love that last line...Thats meeeeee
 MilkInBags: A BIG BREAKFAST
miu316: Mood
 MegaDosX: What an exceptional final line
 BusTed: Hell yeah.
Scarbble: "i want breakfast" is a heck of a mood
 pn55: Perfect
canadianbac0nz: damn she's spittin'
 SnackPak_: art
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: mood
 on_and_awful: gigachad ending
 itira: big same
 betweenmyself: I want breakfast 
 TheWriterAleph: priorities
 SymphonicLolita: b r e k k i e
 Saskquatchewan: Preach
 Vergotterung: lolol
 princess_intell: MOOD
NimrodXIV: 
frank_the_great: MY queen
 DEATHlikescats: Awwwww
 Ferisar: "hey i'm hungry"
 Rourke9: incredible
talosparoxi: 10/10
 Kramburger: Amazing
 MegaDosX: *snap snap snap snap snap*
 InquisitorGaia: holy shit this girl is great
 Inspaders: man now I want breakfast
 DEATHlikescats: Adorable
 WetPaperSack: Hashed brown
rabbitgta: snaps snaps snaps
TetraRay: knows what she wants
 Strebenherz: BREAKFAST
 PipeSmokingOwl: best poem ever written
 Mcgwee: mood
 Kramburger: No Notes
 CasualKing21: Mood
code1300: Best part
 matthaus_c: snap snap snap snap
 Darleysam: she's a keeper
 sporkraptor: okay this is *adorable*
 HorusFive: Not even mad
talosparoxi: great poem
 azninsect: big breakfast
 Antimuffin: 1000 I don't know why this happening but I am excited! 🎉
Bearudite: A BIG BREAKFAST
 11Dot: H E L L Y E A H B R O T H E R
 ThirdGames: I want a... BIG BREAKFAST
 misteline: Hers is my favorite
 Lost_Jack: How about 2nd breakfast?
 gualdhar: that's real "I don't know how to finish" energy
 gravity_pike: head enpty
 DrLigmaPhD: That second to last verse... get fucked I'll sleep when I want
 BigDaddyBland87: 
SaxPython: 10/10, no notes
Mister_BlueSky: Hashed browns.
 DEATHlikescats: Sayori is so r e l a t a b l e
 MegaDosX: "How about, 'Screw Flanders'?"
 BrowneePoints: someone has to
 quasi79fu: omg if he is rude
 Pharmacistjudge: adam is the "best way to a person's heart is their stomach" type person
 DrLigmaPhD: "its mid"
OhaiMireiya: sounds fair
ActualFactual: This OC is trash, so get ready
 saucemaster5000: Buy her eggs benedict right now you monster
 on_and_awful: have you MET the MC?
  Defrost: He's just gonna be an ass about it eh
 quasi79fu: ahahahah
 itira:  omg
 MegaDosX: I mean, she just did
 GredGredmansson: sure you can
n3ther: sure i can
Mister_BlueSky: 👉 👈
SaxPython: 
thefightnerd: OtakuJeff is a jerk to the ladies
 Mcgwee: 
 DrLigmaPhD: I wrote my best work at lunch immediately before poetry class
 Inspaders: people can have breakfast at any time of day
 princess_intell: @DrLigmaPhD MOOD
  Defrost: OtakuJEFF is a jerk 🙄
josh___something: BIG BREAKFAST
 quasi79fu: Eggggs n Toassst ...Helll yassss
 itira: im in love
Forgotten_Lizard: eggs? In this economy?
 SymphonicLolita: e g g
 Darleysam: JEFF
 DrLigmaPhD: No thoughts, head empty, all vibes
 gravity_pike: just a golden retriever of a person
 betweenmyself: OtakuJEFF, negging Sayori since early childhood 
 lion_byte: Tru
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: priorities
 Lockraemono: true
 MegaDosX: Get off her case OtakuJEFF!
 MungoDude: now I kinda want eggs, but I just ate a pie for lunch
 matthaus_c: she made herself food, that's great
 pn55: Damn right Sayuri
n3ther: facts
 EikoandMog: Adam is liking this one.
 reptile___: "It sounds just like you" ...sounds like a backhanded compliment
 djalternative: Look, I did half of my homework 10 min before class started. Morning of is perfectly fine
jaqofspades: Hell yeah, eggs more important than first period.
 DEATHlikescats: Ouf
 princess_intell: i think adam picked his "best girl"
 Eggmojii: Eggs!
thefightnerd: and im going to be the best pokemon trainer ever
 Eggmojii: Just made a bunch of egg salad sandwiches
 BusTed: 
 GredGredmansson: "..."
  Defrost: Is that why you're saving her for last Adam?
 DrLigmaPhD: Is this the "goth" one?
 Earthenone: how do you like getting picked last! not so cool now "{
 quasi79fu: uh oh
 saucemaster5000: yeah, screw picking the one we like, let's pick the one we unreasonably hate!
 Lockraemono: 
 TehAmelie: as a lifer writer myself, i will say Monica was my favorite
 quasi79fu: ahhahaha
 DrLigmaPhD: MOOD
Mister_BlueSky: Same.
tacocat64_: oh really
 itira: hahaha
Lobo_Apache: that's a mood though
NighSeptem: been there
 Mcgwee: had those days
SaxPython: oh no, Yuri can't read
MrBurrito: ouch
 Ciijay: Are people properly aware of the content warning of this game? Especially for the first part? Just want to make sure everyone will be ok!
 quasi79fu: I like her
 Earthenone: yes
 GredGredmansson: yes we went over it at the start
 MilkInBags: @Ciijay yes
 DrLigmaPhD: @Ciijay Go on?
 matthaus_c: @Ciijay Adam was abundantly clear at the top of the show
 Ciijay: Okay good 
 azninsect: "how do i tell you its terrible without losing points"
 Earthenone: CW has been posted a few times in chat
 Inspaders: "I'm not saying it's bad. I mean it IS bad. I'm just not saying it."
 Earthenone: !ddlc
  MrPhlip: !ddlc
  LRRbot: Content warnings for this stream of  ̶N̶o̶w̶ ̶K̶i̶s̶s̶  Let's NOPE! include depictions of depression, abuse, suicide, and self-harm. Please do not take this warning lightly. For more warning see: https://ddlc.moe/warning
 quasi79fu: oh shes that kind of person LOL
 quasi79fu: THe Velma type
 Earthenone: sorry mrphlip, thought it was an open command
 MilkInBags: wow she's some kind of genius??
 DrLigmaPhD: @quasi79fu Please not the MK version
 quasi79fu: oh hell no
 quasi79fu: the real Velma...
 MAPBoardgames: I'm sorry, Yuri. I wasn't listening, I was staring at your chest.
 DEATHlikescats: She deep dives
 TehAmelie: i like this idea, it may be good to reiterate the content warnings abut now in case any new viewers have stumbled in
tacocat64_: she's tutorial puti into human form
EvilBadman: @drligmaphd She's in Mortal Kombat? rad.
 quasi79fu: the Velma we all like
  Defrost: @MrPhlip, Figured it'd make it less spammed 
 GenericHerooo: !findquote poem
  LRRbot: Quote #8108: "People used to write poems about this stuff." —James, on punching grass [2022-06-14]
 Earthenone: Art!
 GredGredmansson: and now, welcome to "Lets Try To Read Yuri's Handwriting"
 princess_intell: this font is really nice
Oleetku: love that they each have their own handwriting style
 quasi79fu: ok......i dont know how i feel about this poem
 quasi79fu: Uhhhhh
mhbmk2: deep
 saucemaster5000: Quit hitting the italics button Yuri!
 EikoandMog: I love the little musical changes per person.
 princess_intell: looks like actual handwriting
TetraRay: interesting
 betweenmyself: I flicker back. 
 BigDaddyBland87: snap snap snap
 matthaus_c: it's a good image
bigcandy: artsy
 sporkraptor: *damn* okay
 GredGredmansson: I also like everyone's instrument when you read their poem
 PipeSmokingOwl: 
 MilkInBags: 5head
 gravity_pike: snap snap snap
elkae: 
 SymphonicLolita: snap snap
 sporkraptor: winning at poetry
 Catcard: (snaps)
RoastedGravy: *snap, snap, snap, snap*
 MAPBoardgames: Incandescent are nicer than LEDs
 corpocracy: needs more breakfast
 hurricanealpaca: snap snap snap
 Lockraemono: 
 Earthenone: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 DrLigmaPhD: Ah she's in it for the A E S T H E T I C
rabbitgta: adds break
 MilkInBags: get some water for your throat!
 sporkraptor: okay, I'ma go make dinner 
 MAPBoardgames: Already?
 shendaras: 
frank_the_great: This cursive hurts
 quasi79fu: its beeen an hour??
 Mcgwee: I ain't no flicker back girl
 agilemania: 
 MilkInBags: take 5 if you want
 princess_intell: you liking it so far
 matthaus_c: cycle your legs, stretch your fluids, write a poem
 on_and_awful: we've been engrossed in poems
code1300: No breakfast
OhaiMireiya: fine, I'll drink the water and hydrate
 Earthenone: !card ghostly flicker
  LRRbot: Ghostly Flicker [2U] | Instant | Exile two target artifacts, creatures, and/or lands you control, then return those cards to the battlefield under your control.
MrBurrito: the music is perfect
 e_bloc: 100 100 100 100 welcome to Adam's Doki Doki Gamehaus
 Xenguin47: Instructions unclear. Eating sunflower seeds.
 TehAmelie: what are the content warnings again? extremely disturbing subject matter involving murder, nmanipulation, what else?
  MrPhlip: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 IzlanntheLion: Deep
 DEATHlikescats: Yuri has big Ian energy
 quasi79fu: Yuris poem...Kind of felt scary?? Can a poem be scary??
  MrPhlip: !ddlc
  LRRbot: Content warnings for this stream of  ̶N̶o̶w̶ ̶K̶i̶s̶s̶  Let's NOPE! include depictions of depression, abuse, suicide, and self-harm. Please do not take this warning lightly. For more warning see: https://ddlc.moe/warning
  TStodden: That's not cursive (at least for me & the standard I was placed upon)!  Those letters aren't fully interconnected in the words.
  MrPhlip: @TehAmelie ^
Mechsican: @TehAmelie suicide is another.
RuiFaleiro: ew, hogwarts ad
 TehAmelie: that too
 thraximore: @RuiFaleiro ew 
 GredGredmansson: !ddlc
  LRRbot: Content warnings for this stream of  ̶N̶o̶w̶ ̶K̶i̶s̶s̶  Let's NOPE! include depictions of depression, abuse, suicide, and self-harm. Please do not take this warning lightly. For more warning see: https://ddlc.moe/warning
 TehAmelie: i'm sorry you had to see that, pal
 GredGredmansson: full list there
 DEATHlikescats: @quasi79fu if any of Dread Singles tweets can be scary then poems sure can
 quasi79fu: oh cool thanks
 MilkInBags: dril tweets are poems
  Juliamon: As you've seen, there's also some gaslighting, and our character's a shitty teen boy
ashesandmochi: horror poetry is definitely a thing
 thraximore: @MilkInBags aye
EvilBadman: watch the Gumps play this has made me hear all those voices regardless of who's playing
 quasi79fu: You ever feel like you should come with your own personal warning sign??
 DEATHlikescats: @milkinbags dril tweets are culturally important like an art movement
 matthaus_c: poetry is a pretty good medium for horror, esp short form
Mister_BlueSky: @EvilBadman Same.
 GenericHerooo: @quasi79fu Yup
 arcaneIllumination: @quasi79fu At most "Engage with at your own risk"
Mister_BlueSky: Especially Monikas voice.
 MAPBoardgames: help remind me. Next ad break, I need to move my laundry
 unicornly: @quasi79fu yes and also I do, it's called red hair!
Fotoblu: Hello, FriendArin
 quasi79fu: MIne would be ...Please be patient ..Mentally impaired
 saucemaster5000: @MAPBoardgames I will attempt this
 DEATHlikescats: @evilbadman yes!!  I still hear Arin’s voice and Dan’s deep Yuri
 TehAmelie: my first time, i decided to play as myself, a trans woman. that worked without trouble until the game started looking through the files on my computer to attack me on a personal level. so that's also a thing
 MilkInBags: boiling teeth?
 DEATHlikescats: @mister_bluesky perfect
Fotoblu: The soundtrack is definitely a bop
 InquisitorGaia: tea
Abelzumi: I'm upside-down
Forgotten_Lizard: Here for more poems
 saucemaster5000: Hang on I have to pee
TurkeyOnRye is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 55 in the channel!
EvilBadman: How on theme for Yuri
 quasi79fu: i here
TurkeyOnRye gifted a Tier 1 sub to Baldrash!
TurkeyOnRye gifted a Tier 1 sub to doragonshi!
TurkeyOnRye gifted a Tier 1 sub to ComradeMik!
TurkeyOnRye gifted a Tier 1 sub to Bearudite!
TurkeyOnRye gifted a Tier 1 sub to Bulswack!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, TurkeyOnRye! Welcome to Baldrash, doragonshi, ComradeMik, Bearudite, and Bulswack! (Today's storm count: 110)
 Lockraemono: I'm not ready
benjamin_wheeler: standing by
 MilkInBags: ferisar, report in
RoastedGravy: Present!
 lion_byte: Here!
 corpocracy: here
Lobo_Apache: I'm not here yet
thegiftedgrifter: present
 Ciijay: Present!
 BusTed: present
 onekitchenknife: i am here!
talosparoxi: o/
 gualdhar: I'm definitely here!
noSmokeFire: present
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: Here
ActualFactual: I'm here
 Catcard: present!
BlueBuddhaX: here
SnowBuddy18: here
Forgotten_Lizard: 
BrooklynDaMoth: im here which means everyone important is
 arcaneIllumination: Here!
 Rourke9: im ready
deinonychus24: here
ghyllnox: Here
 quasi79fu: Present
VrolikSyndrome: I refuse!
Scar_Red_Tiger: Present
rabbitgta: I am here papa
canadianbac0nz: roll call
 itira: 
Mechsican: ok
Canon_Ending: here
 Rustpile: I got cereal
 DeM0nFiRe: I gotta go to the store give me like 20 minutes (just kidding)
Talin06: o/
 A_Dub888: My butt is touching a seat
petey_vonwho: I'm not back
 djalternative: No. I’m on the treadmill. Not sitting
 kid_flashionable: o7 back and sitting down!
takabrak8: im not here
infinity_225: Here
 letfireraindown: Rodger dodger
 UnhingedBear: yo
 Austere_Squire: aye aye
 Lost_Jack: Wait, I'm Lost!
 spethycakes: yes, here and accounted for
 mrjujubeans: Here!
 W_Livi: Sorry, I was on another tab
 leachjus: Red 5 reporting for duty
Misslinnythebaker: here, good sir
 maestrith: Standing by!
 jessieimproved: I'm at a standing desk setup
 mmmbop1: present
Fotoblu: I am here
Mister_BlueSky: I'm not here.
 HasturTheYellow: Here Professor Adam
 thegitrogsquirrel: i am not back yet
 Pywodwagon: I'm not here
GenericGlitterGoth: Ready!
 Mischievous_Catgeist: here
 letfireraindown: Ready up!
 pn55: 
TetraRay: you can't make me
ratstronomer: Here!
 DEATHlikescats: Soundtrack gives me big Sims vibes
brutusq13: HOLLDDD
 Ballistic_Meatball: Ballistic_Tuba standing by
 EikoandMog: I'm here Mr. Savidan
 saucemaster5000: look it's a firehose
alcaponee10: Present
 Kramburger: If got the toddler in front of the wiggles so I'm ready to rick
RoastedGravy: Go pee in a bottle, stray user. 
OhaiMireiya: kettle is still boiling
Forgotten_Lizard:  Going to get those poems
 unicornly: here but also not
 RAICx: Present!
 MilkInBags: what if I have a very large bladder
 zladcommathe: I'm here!
Walkingharder: 3 minutes to pee?!
 letfireraindown: LEROY JENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
matthaus_c: you can pee now
 InquisitorGaia: Present
 TheWriterAleph: oh look at mr three-minute-pee over here
 Rourke9: i made pasta
 Knitting_Goblin: the soundtrack is great
lazermeow: I peed, it was lovely.
teejayrivers: monkaS
 Kramburger: ADAM
 itira: Adam..
Fotoblu: Hoar?
 lackingsanity: hmm
NimrodXIV: not on stream
 HorusFive: Is there any way to stop you?
 Earthenone: ~lasttoot
 hieroglyphica: I gotta get up in a minute for my miso soup, so don't come for me
 thraximore: 
 neogetz: I'm a figment of your imagination
Boon_33: blue litre reporting in
 DEATHlikescats: Doot!
 BusTed: toot as you will
 Ciijay: For some reason the phrase "Adam stop pee shaming us" popped into my head..
 betweenmyself: All YETIs present and accounted for           
RealLegitStreamer is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 223 in the channel!
 corpocracy: toot away
MrBurrito: i got snacks
RealLegitStreamer gifted a Tier 1 sub to somethingkyle!
RealLegitStreamer gifted a Tier 1 sub to Atarra!
RealLegitStreamer gifted a Tier 1 sub to Sirius2010!
RealLegitStreamer gifted a Tier 1 sub to DGatsby!
RealLegitStreamer gifted a Tier 1 sub to dynamicType!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for the gifts, RealLegitStreamer! Welcome to somethingkyle, Atarra, Sirius2010, DGatsby, and dynamicType! (Today's storm count: 115)
 the_walking: i'm here
 GredGredmansson: 
 SnackPak_: you do you
brutusq13: ADAM!
 DeM0nFiRe: Yeah just not on stream, don't get LRR banned
 JonnyGlitched: Just give me like 15 min
Forgotten_Lizard: ToS?
 pn55: Always
 itira: doot doot
 niccus: you should probably ask james first
 Roger_Job329: Red5 checking i
teejayrivers: ON STREAM???
 jchinnock: No you had three minutes to do that
 MilkInBags: you are
 quasi79fu: toot your own what???
 MilkInBags: great voice
 BrowneePoints: we call that ProstiTOOTion Adam
 HorusFive:  
 WetPaperSack: 
 Lockraemono: yes
 Bearudite: toot ur own horn bud
 pn55: You are!
 kid_flashionable: toot it
OhaiMireiya: doot doot
 GredGredmansson: you sure are
 hieroglyphica: you've been fantastic
matthaus_c: you really are
 Rourke9: you are!!
 saucemaster5000: you genuinely are
 zladcommathe: You can but not on stream!
 DEATHlikescats:   
RoastedGravy: Noice
 arcaneIllumination: Yes you are!
 HorusFive: The Master
 Knitting_Goblin: toot toot
Scarbble: toot away
 dynamicType: @RealLegitStreamer Thanks for the gift sub!
 unicornly: agreed
ActualFactual: Adam audiobook arc begins today?
 Pharmacistjudge: to be fair, many of us have watched you read a book
 SnackPak_: part of the fun of streams like these
Oleetku: haven't had to roll any d8s tonight
ratstronomer:   
 itira: reading yes. speaking? questionable.
Ryxiene: Agreed 
elkae: English class with Adam would have been so much fun
 GredGredmansson:   
 Lockraemono: good reader joined the literature club
hesterbyrde subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 34 months, currently on a 33 month streak!
 hesterbyrde: Oh man... this is an unexpected surprise...
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, hesterbyrde! (Today's storm count: 116)
miu316: I write horror poems
 kid_flashionable: no now you have to toot your own horn its required
 InquisitorGaia: id buy audio books narraited by you adam
 MilkInBags: 
 DEATHlikescats: Legit good enough for training and audiobook goodness
 leachjus: Capital G gamer doing some Capital R reading
 Atarra: @RealLegitStreamer Thank you muchly! 
elkae: 
RoastedGravy: "What is this ART?"
 MilkInBags: they don't know we write like babboons
 MilkInBags: yes 
 Nydestroyer: My handwriting is illegible
Abelzumi: WHY
Abelzumi: adam.
OhaiMireiya: hides my chicken scratch writing
 HorusFive:  
Fotoblu: what team are we on so far?
 Kramburger: In your defence Adam, crayon's aren't ment for writing
matthaus_c: wow, how do 65% of you know you're back
 laundreydhull: like that? why can't I do that?
 gualdhar: my handwriting looks like I'm a 90 year old doctor with muscle spasms
RoastedGravy: Meanwhile I write like a fucking stencil.
 HorusFive: That's why god invented computers
 quasi79fu: maybe we are a slow reader
 EikoandMog: MY handwriting was so bad, I got marked down by my teachers because they couldn't read it.
 DEATHlikescats: You must get terrible hand cramps
 unicornly: i can read doctor handwriting, yours is probs fine
  Defrost: @EikoandMog, Sounds like a them problem
ghyllnox: Oh, she writes in cursive
OhaiMireiya: should we tell her we can't read
 Rourke9: it was the longest one we've read so far
 EikoandMog: They gave me slips to practice so that I wouldn't fail my Year 10 exams.
 quasi79fu: mild??
RoastedGravy: Uhhhhhhhhhh
 Nuurgle: not the smut I usually go for
 HorusFive: @OhaiMireiya Nonono our terrible secret
 quasi79fu: digest??
 BusTed: 
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 MilkInBags: wanna fuck a ghost, lady?
SaxPython: the poem didn't have enough pictures
Lobo_Apache: GHost Yuri
 Rustpile: Well, it was no eagles can fly, but it was fine
 WetPaperSack: 
 GredGredmansson: 
Forgotten_Lizard: 
 crono3453: Just Patrick Swayze
 Kramburger: Her next poem is going to be hard slashfic
 SymphonicLolita: 
 thraximore: 
RoastedGravy: That's a fucking non sequitur if I ever saw one
 ghizmou: I am somewhat of a ghost myself
OhaiMireiya: g g g ghosts!
RvLeshrac: GHOST YURI
 gnomedeplume572: 
benjamin_wheeler: the quickest way to a woman's heart
 EikoandMog: 
 saucemaster5000: @unicornly   friend is a nurse, this made me laugh
matthaus_c: I mean, it's what she was getting at with 'flicker back' 
 SnackPak_: what if she's into ghosts?
  Defrost: Ghost yuris eh???
 quasi79fu: hahahhahaaha
 betweenmyself: Are you into Ghost Yetis?
 pn55: "Yo, you into ghosts?"
 thraximore: @MilkInBags 
matthaus_c: you had 3 minutes to get tea!
elkae: 
talosparoxi: it's a great pick-up line if you are a ghost
EvilBadman: @benjamin_wheeler Spirits?
 Rustpile: Love chair
RoastedGravy: "I usually write longer poems." "Oh… do you like ghosts?"
 GredGredmansson: "No." *leaves room*
 laundreydhull: @ohaimireiya that would be the most meta plot twist in a game like this. hahahahaha, lawl...
 DEATHlikescats: Cus I got ectoplasm alllll over me
 Akaiatana: All according to ectoplasm
 Nuurgle: if a girl's not into ghosts, she's not the one for you
 SymphonicLolita: something something you into ghost stories miss swan, cause you're in one
 unicornly: she's a monster effer, confirmed!
 xmann1076: I have a pottery wheel...
 Earthenone: are you into ghosts? are they into you?
tacocat64_: Time to misbehave chat
 Mischievous_Catgeist:  
 TheWriterAleph: "does something smell like teen spirit in here?"
Boon_33: (don't) google: ghost yuri
Mister_BlueSky: Is the next line "cause your body is ethereal?"
 MilkInBags: 3 minutes for pee, and then 3 minutes for tea, always an excuse
 Strebenherz: Adam exit, stage nope
 Strebenherz: 
 Snakebyte36: 
 OuchOuchYoureOnMyHair: Coming in a bit late..  Thought I was coming in to a scary game stream. What.. is.. going.. on?
 Rustpile: What kind of tea are you having?
 EmpressTila: "Yo babe, you into ghosts? I got some sheets you can hide under."
 devilcultivator: "i just think ghosts are neat"
RoastedGravy: @Boon_33 That just makes me want to google it more.
RvLeshrac: @MilkInBags "If you've wanted to fuck a ghost, it's like I'm not even there."
 betweenmyself: @boon_33 *do* google Buffsuki
 saucemaster5000: @MilkInBags alas, no 3 minutes for we
matthaus_c: that's a sound
 Bearudite: huhu
 Nydestroyer: *ghost noises*
 quasi79fu: what is huhu??
 thraximore: booooOOOooo
 Earthenone: 
 SymphonicLolita: huhu
matthaus_c: that's a sound that people make
  Defrost: UwU
 arcaneIllumination: @OuchOuchYoureOnMyHair It gets weird later.
 Mischievous_Catgeist: owo
 Kramburger: Huh, what's this?
Mister_BlueSky: Coming this fall to Huhu..
 laundreydhull: The ending would just comprise as "Well, I can't read sheets so....."
TetraRay: scary ghost noise
 Lockraemono: 
 Banana_Swonk: huhu
 Nuurgle: use the UWU voice, Adam
tacocat64_: Owl mood
RoastedGravy: ふふ
OhaiMireiya: ok I'm back with tea
 GredGredmansson: laugh style
  Juliamon: OuchOuchYoureOnMyHair You haven't seen our character talk yet
 Strebenherz: Pillsberry doughboy poke
 MilkInBags: fucking otakus and their made up noises
frank_the_great: uwu
 thraximore: it *should* be
 Mr_Horrible: clearly she's trying to sound like a ghost
 gnomedeplume572: It's an A+ response to a weird turn is what it is
Eklinaar: huehuehue
 thraximore: otakuHYEFF
 quasi79fu: uhhh
talosparoxi: it's a chuckle
OhaiMireiya: she's onto us
 Nydestroyer: bodied
 TheMerricat: huhu is a suppressed laugh
  Defrost: JESUS
teejayrivers: She reacts to questions about ghosts in the same way that the Pillsbury Doughboy reacts to stomach pokes
 MilkInBags: it also might be 'huh huh'
 SnackPak_: blat blat
RoastedGravy: Fucking CALLED OUT
 Mr_Horrible: Yuri don't worry, we're stupid as shit
 Nuurgle: "sorry, thought you could READ"
 Earthenone: Prey Slaughtered
 SymphonicLolita: dead on impact
 TPRJones: it's a chuckle, typically in a lower register and slightly condescending in tone
 thraximore: 💀
 gualdhar: hello, police? I'd like to report a murder
 Akaiatana: Turned into a ghost
 kdefinition: That Otaku had a FAMILY!
 quasi79fu: wow are we alive...I think we hgot blasted
 MilkInBags: You died
 devilcultivator: took you a long time to read - glaced over same difference
tacocat64_: Headshot
 leachjus: Didn’t realize Yuri was also on the Basketball team
 EikoandMog: OUCH
 HorusFive: I like these girls not letting us get away with ANYTHING
patrick_stonecrusher: From downtown!
 leachjus: Cause she fuckin dunked on you
OhaiMireiya: are you into ghosts? because you just killed me
EvilBadman: "You're right. the man in my head that reads these went on break for like three minutes"
 Mazrae: can't really watch let's hope that much but I will do what I can
RoastedGravy: @OhaiMireiya I'm fucking saving that.
matthaus_c: so she's being pedantic about the image she was actually getting at 
 arcaneIllumination: Yuri... are, are you okay?
RoastedGravy: That's gold.
 BrowneePoints: I unironically love poetry
Lobo_Apache: Yuri, do you need help? Do we need therapy session?
OhaiMireiya: @OhaiMireiya =D
 thraximore: @BrowneePoints does anyone NOT like poetry...?
 Mr_Horrible: OtakuJEFF our shining star for the importance of Media Literacy
  Defrost: @BrowneePoints, Does anyone ironically like poetry?
 quasi79fu: oh dear
matthaus_c: @thraximore lotta people think they don't
 quasi79fu: now what
 Akaiatana: @BrowneePoints Plenty of people are averse to it
 Mazrae: where is Ben?
 quasi79fu: ben is away??
 thraximore: @Mazrae a ghost 😔
EvilBadman: @mazrae Recovering from magic Philly
OhaiMireiya: Ben's pooped from being at a con
 Earthenone: ben is home with a dog on his lap
 GredGredmansson: I think Ben is still in Philly or on the way back from Philly
 Xaunaught: Rip ben
 Bearudite: relatable
  Juliamon: Classic anxiety maneuver
 betweenmyself: @mazrae right BEHIND YOU! 
jaimeblacken: is this a blind playthrough?
 Akaiatana: Yes
 Mr_Horrible: Monika you can't call us out like that
 Mr_Horrible: please
 quasi79fu: I want breakfast
  Defrost: Getting hella called out today eh
J4c03 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 74 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, J4c03! (Today's storm count: 117)
jaimeblacken: poor adam
 Mr_Horrible: like the fact that we're both idiots
 laundreydhull: yes, make a newspaper abridging everything the club goes through literature. Make it comical, like a no context head-linear bit.
benjamin_wheeler: yuri the only one for me
 Mr_Horrible: *holds up knife* "Death of the author, and all that, JEFF" 
jaimeblacken: otakujeff lol
 EikoandMog: @benjamin_wheeler I always knew you had great taste.
 betweenmyself: @benjamin_wheeler I believe it’s spelled YETI 
  Defrost: @benjamin_wheeler, Do you not like cupcakes?
 Bearudite: happiness, sadness, breakfast....
RoastedGravy: Sayori the best, don't @ me.
LadyJuion: Cupcakes!
 quasi79fu: Hai ben
matthaus_c: cult leader
matthaus_c: this is cult leader talk
 Mr_Horrible: Monika that's *EXACTLY* what we have to worry about
 leachjus: Hey monika, are you into ghosts? Couldn’t get a straight answer from Yuri
 Nuurgle: fake it til you make it
EvilBadman: this is a Club @matthaus_c, not a cult, geeze
benjamin_wheeler: Monika is my favourite girl
 Mr_Horrible: "This my Hole"
 GredGredmansson: the piano
matthaus_c: #notacult
 Earthenone: it would be strange to get a straight answer from Yuri 
Gaytanic_Panic: Team Yuri   
 saucemaster5000: I swear to god monica, if you don't sound confident for one second...
 quasi79fu: Uhhhh
 quasi79fu: what kind of poem is this???
 EikoandMog: @Earthenone I see what you did here.
 BusTed: 👀
 azninsect: 👀
 Mr_Horrible: my special retinas
EvilBadman: My brands!
matthaus_c: retinEEZ NUTS
 Banana_Swonk: team sayori
RoastedGravy: MY CABBAGES
 thraximore: @quasi79fu art 
teejayrivers: Auughh my freakin' retinas 
 GredGredmansson: yeah Monika's kinda freeform with her poetry
 lion_byte: Not my retties
 Sniknob: ☀️ 👀
 iris_of_ether: 
Gaytanic_Panic: Please, my retinas....
RoastedGravy: AUGH, right in the retinas
  Juliamon: !holes
  LRRbot: The hole is napping; come back later.
 quasi79fu: HOle
  Defrost: It was her hole, it was made for her
 thraximore: 🕳️
 saucemaster5000: I got a hole of infinite choices
 quasi79fu: He who???
 Omthebox: So deep
 SymphonicLolita: hm
patrick_stonecrusher: 
EvilBadman: There was a hole here. it is gone now.
TetraRay: that seems dark
 MAPBoardgames: *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap*
 Mr_Horrible: deep, bro
Gaytanic_Panic: drrrrrr....drrrrrr....drrrrr
RoastedGravy: He was looking at me. And I'm looking at him. And he's looking at me. And I'm looking at him.
talosparoxi: @quasi79fu Jesus
 reptile___: You ever just think about holes?
 InquisitorGaia: you ever just think about holes?
 betweenmyself: And he, on the other side, was looking in.  
 GredGredmansson: look we can decide who was in what hole later
elkae: 
the_semicolon: i love that poem so much
 Mr_Horrible: *snapsnapsnapsnapsnap*
 gravity_pike: you ever just think about Holes (2003)?
EvilBadman: Probably Stanley. or Zero.
 Ferisar: uh oh she's met tiffany
 MAPBoardgames: Something, something, gloryhole.
 quasi79fu: eww
offbeatwitch: i just got here how far in are we
 quasi79fu: oh noo
 Bearudite: yeah it comes after christmas
 leachjus: Epiphany Amber-Thiessen
Gaytanic_Panic: 
  Juliamon: offbeatwitch First poems
 MAPBoardgames: !holed
 GredGredmansson: Monika's Writing Tip Of The Day (tm)
 MAPBoardgames: !holes
  LRRbot: The hole is napping; come back later.
teejayrivers: I had an epiphany, and it affected my epiglottis
ghyllnox: Hole in wall is a... genre
RoastedGravy: Take note, Twitch chat
OhaiMireiya: subscribe poemfacts
 DoctorHutch: is the hole chat?
Frostwriter111: Actual good writing advice
 quasi79fu: i didnt bring a pen
 Mr_Horrible: Monika with the real wisdom out here
tacocat64_: who asked
elkae: 
EvilBadman: @offbeatwitch About an hour. If you know anything, no you don't (no spoilers)
 emberBecky: that is good advice. thanks Monica!!
Gaytanic_Panic: I've heard someone call that "Crapping on your Keyboard"
 Banana_Swonk: me
RoastedGravy: Nope
 PipeSmokingOwl: i thought i needed a number2 pencil
 Sogheim: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Have you ever been on a horse before?
 Ferisar: yeeea sometimes
 SnackPak_: a bit yeah
 quasi79fu: meee
 GredGredmansson: not me
narset6691 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 58 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, narset6691! (Today's storm count: 118)
 Kramburger: I never got my pen liscence
 CururuGuasu: Thank you for coming to my TED talk
  Juliamon: I was the one lending out pens
patrick_stonecrusher: arrrgh my retinas
RoastedGravy: I always had a pen with me.
matthaus_c: I was the one lending pens
 emberBecky: sometimes...
 Nydestroyer: Who bring a pen
 azninsect: i was the guy lending them out
 Knitting_Goblin: solid advice, honestly
 saucemaster5000: we didn't join the pen fifteen club....
 Bearudite: too real
 Rourke9: !pen
 Mr_Horrible: no, because Debate made me carry my own 
mhbmk2: that kid, that adult
 Omthebox: I always had pens and didn't share.
Abelzumi: I had to borrow dignity
lazermeow: I was kid getting his pens taken.
Lobo_Apache: I was the kid with the pends
tacocat64_: no, I find mechanical pencils on the floor
RoastedGravy: Pen or mechanical pencil.
ghyllnox: I was the one who always had one to lend
elkae: i was the kid that leant everyone a pen and never got them back 
 kdefinition: I had like 20 pens b/c I would lose them at random
 gravity_pike: I thought this was READING club, not WRITING club!
SnowBuddy18: this is literature club, not writing club
Walkingharder: I still always borrow a pen
 RealLegitStreamer: I still do
 Nydestroyer: Pencil yea, pens nah
frank_the_great: I was the kid with a rainbow set of pens to take notes with
tacocat64_: haven't bought a pencil in years
 betweenmyself: I was always out of paper, but had like eight pens
 Seth_Erickson: pen or pencil I could not for my life have one when I needed it
 InquisitorGaia: i always lent extra pens to people, they usually got stolen
 Knitting_Goblin: I was the one with a pen
 SymphonicLolita: still mad at the girl who borrowed my pen in grade 9 and then tried to convince me that it was actually hers
 DEATHlikescats: Neurodivergent kids unite!
 Mischievous_Catgeist: i brought extras and charged kids for them
 Nydestroyer: Now I have a massive box in my drawer though
poipal: I was the kid always lending pens because i was drawing all the time lol
 EikoandMog: I was the kid that always lent you their pen.
Abelzumi: I'm glad this stream is here. Not to be real but it's good to be watching LRR and stuff.
patrick_stonecrusher: l have 2 sharpies in my pocket at all times
 saucemaster5000: we are
 lion_byte: i was, but i eventually made the gamble of owning only 1 mechanical pencil.
 kid_flashionable: i always gave out my pens, now I keep a surplus just in case of my favorites
 Rourke9: thats true. the breakfast line was a banger
 MAPBoardgames: They're always watching... judging...
fry_dx: Adam was 6ft in kindergarten and still didn't have stationery
RvLeshrac: I was the kid lending out pens/pencils and then getting the shit knocked out of me when I got home for needing more of them.
 EikoandMog: mechanical pencils are severely underrated imo.
 thraximore: it's a literature club? I thought this was the NAPPING club!
 quasi79fu: ok real quetion...do they read actual books in the cluv and discuss them??
 DoctorHutch: how does one gingerly exchange notes?
 EikoandMog: @RvLeshrac That... sounds like you should chat with to a therapist.
teejayrivers: What's with this language? Why did you write it in Esperanto?
  Juliamon: quasi79fu Keep watching, you'll find out
 Lockraemono: yikes
 Ferisar: uh ohhh
Walkingharder: ouch
 lion_byte: 
 quasi79fu: man Natsuki
 Seth_Erickson: uh oh
 SymphonicLolita: the girls are fighitnggg
Eklinaar: fight fight fight
 EikoandMog: OH NO
RoastedGravy: LATE NIGHT POEM FIGHT
 Kramburger: Presidential Alert: The Girls are fightinggggg
  Juliamon: "no concrit pls"
 DoctorHutch: 
 Bearudite: daaaaaaaaaaamn
 GenericHerooo: 
 GenericHerooo: 
 Lockraemono: yikes
 quasi79fu: we liked her poem??
 korvys: music stopped
 GredGredmansson: uhoh
 Knitting_Goblin: don't bring otakuJEFF into this !
 Mr_Horrible: we're causing W A V E S
 EikoandMog: Uh oh. We've become a wedge
 Kramburger: Dude RUN
 GredGredmansson: shenanigans!
elkae: oh dear
 CururuGuasu: Fight fight fight!
matthaus_c: the intrigue song slams
teejayrivers:  boing boing booing 
 quasi79fu: this music change lol
 Sniknob: uh oh we got the bing boing song
patrick_stonecrusher: silly music time 🎶
 Seth_Erickson: @quasi79fu yeah we finger snapped and everything
 emberBecky: oh no the mischievous toofs
 CaptinOfBeez: RUNAWAYYYYYY
 Ferisar: help
 Knitting_Goblin: danger
Lobo_Apache: yikes, yikes on bikes
poipal: Mouth fork bgm
 iris_of_ether: OtakuYeff
 ElementalAlchemist: oh dear
tacocat64_: FIght fight fight
 Lockraemono: yikeeeee
 betweenmyself: WOOOOH!  Mouth harp!     
 rynsfelda: Cat fight!
 azninsect: uuuuuu
 lion_byte:  
poipal: Or whatever the twang instrument is called
 Mr_Horrible: *OtakuJEFF dives through the nearest window*
 emberBecky: ooooo
matthaus_c: fight fight fight
 saucemaster5000: "friends, friends! I hated all your poems equally."
talosparoxi: cat fight
 thraximore: oh SHIT
Oleetku: Adam, you should narrate audio books
 quasi79fu: haahahaah
 gravity_pike: why I outta....
 InquisitorGaia: Sounds like theres going to be a murder
RoastedGravy: 
 SymphonicLolita: 
OhaiMireiya: hey, hey we can just calm down and have a nice pillow fight
 azninsect: oooooooooo
 Xenguin47: 
 HorusFive: Bail out Jeff, Bail out!
 Strebenherz: *choose*
 Knitting_Goblin: yikes
 Kramburger: nonononononono
SaxPython: harsh
 iris_of_ether: Hyeff
RoastedGravy: Get outta there, OtakuJEFF!
 EikoandMog: The window! Just jump out the window!
tacocat64_: toddlers
 MAPBoardgames: I love the music
  Defrost: Nap club... switch to nap club otakuJEFF
 circusofkirkus: 🧍‍♂️
 Mr_Horrible: JEFF you gotta Ralph Wiggum outta here, man
 Knitting_Goblin: the music is great
 WetPaperSack: Wait... this isn't a parachute!
 MAPBoardgames: Jeff: abort! abort!
 Strebenherz: Defenestration is the best choice
 quasi79fu: i hear chess club isnt violent
 Viewers_Like_You: This would never happen in Nap Club
EvilBadman: >Pretend to fall asleep
 SymphonicLolita: find the camping club instead
 Ferisar: right JEFF
 BigDaddyBland87: @quasi79fu Tell that to the pawns
  Defrost: !ddlc
  LRRbot: Content warnings for this stream of  ̶N̶o̶w̶ ̶K̶i̶s̶s̶  Let's NOPE! include depictions of depression, abuse, suicide, and self-harm. Please do not take this warning lightly. For more warning see: https://ddlc.moe/warning
 Lockraemono: the real horror: taking a side  
josh___something: Back out
 quasi79fu: jajajaja
 Mr_Horrible: @Viewers_Like_You true
teejayrivers: RUN
 gravity_pike: this clown ass music
 thraximore: @EvilBadman Tactical Nap 
 Mischievous_Catgeist: is it to late to join the nap club
 kusinohki: my head canno - every club at this school is equally this messed up...
 EikoandMog: Pretend to have a heart attack!
 Earthenone: help!
 quasi79fu: Sayorrrriiii
 Ferisar: HELP
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: smokebomb
josh___something: NONE Leave D:
poipal:   
RoastedGravy: LIFELINE!
 gnomedeplume572: Sayoriiiiii
 Mr_Horrible: 
 arcaneIllumination: Weasel route!
 Knitting_Goblin: haaalp
 on_and_awful: halp!
matthaus_c: tag me out tag me out
 MAPBoardgames: It's only the 3rd floor, the fall won't kill you. Jump!
 GredGredmansson: hlep
 saucemaster5000: coward
RoastedGravy: I need a lifeline!
 InquisitorGaia: Time to go
OhaiMireiya: uhohuhohuhoh
poipal:    
 BigDaddyBland87: 
 SymphonicLolita:  help
 Earthenone: !findquote weasel
  LRRbot: Quote #4691: "Yes, the weasel is a noble animal!" —Cameron [2018-02-16]
frank_the_great: I think this is a cry for help
TetraRay: poll the audience
 arkham1981: I would of just joined the body improvement club
 Inspaders: as a fellow coward, I approve of this choice
 HorusFive:  
 EikoandMog: My social anxiety HATES this.
 Knitting_Goblin: 
TheBearBee subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 65 months, currently on a 63 month streak!
 TheBearBee: Adam playing Doki Doki...Welp time to scrap my plans and bust out the popcorn
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, TheBearBee! (Today's storm count: 119)
 Mr_Horrible: gurl elp
 Lockraemono: throwing sayori under the bus
 GredGredmansson: more shenanigans
josh___something: Oh really... yuri...
 Strebenherz: Run Jeff
 Knitting_Goblin: ruuuun!
Walkingharder: This is when you just walk away and get a pizza
 quasi79fu: Round 2 Mortal Kombat
 on_and_awful: omg, thank you sayori
 GredGredmansson: >0<
teejayrivers: She really went > <
josh___something: Y'all are literally pulling US into this
talosparoxi: banned from club
 TheBearBee: I want a mod of Adam voicing all these characters
benjamin_wheeler: realistically portraying how shitty teenagers are to each other
 Mr_Horrible: ooh, reconciliation music, we're in the clear
Lobo_Apache: Knives, behind the gym, after school
 Knitting_Goblin: phew
 misteline: mmm. I'm remembering how clearly Sayori was best girl.
 Eggmojii: Day 2 of club not going so well
 DEATHlikescats: Properly self absorbed teens
 thraximore: @benjamin_wheeler and you're well known for caring about those kinds of stories, right 
talosparoxi: @TheBearBee I mean, you could make that with the voice lines from this run
 JonnyGlitched: Beautiful pictures but it's lead based paint
 Ferisar: lol
 quasi79fu: oh dear
 EikoandMog: @benjamin_wheeler TO be fair, adults are this shitty to each other, too.
matthaus_c: LMAO
RoastedGravy: 
matthaus_c: Sayori rules
 quasi79fu: LOL
TetraRay: LOL
 emberBecky: lmao
 JonnyGlitched: o...kay
 pn55: 
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: LOL
 Xenguin47: XD
 SymphonicLolita: 
 empyreon: 
 circusofkirkus: so true bestie
elkae: 
 gualdhar: game pls
 BigDaddyBland87: ok then
SnowBuddy18: 
 lion_byte: 
josh___something: Thanks sayori..?
teejayrivers: (S)ayo?
bluesoda12: Anime was a mistake
 azninsect: so true. soooo true LuL
 gnomedeplume572: Sayori fuckin' rules
 ElementalAlchemist: lol
  Juliamon: She tells it like it is
 Mr_Horrible: I'm enjoying how clueless she is 
 azninsect: sayori is the best
 Eggmojii: go off queen
 BrowneePoints: Sayori is great
 quasi79fu: I want breakfast
  Defrost: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 Knitting_Goblin: sayori does rule
RoastedGravy: God, I love this.
TrinexxSlayer: "you are all my favorite" - mom
 ArdCollider: Sayori holding it down for the big naturals, as it were
 BrowneePoints: Natsuki is gross
 Rourke9: i want breakfast indeed
 Rourke9: !ddlc
  LRRbot: Content warnings for this stream of  ̶N̶o̶w̶ ̶K̶i̶s̶s̶  Let's NOPE! include depictions of depression, abuse, suicide, and self-harm. Please do not take this warning lightly. For more warning see: https://ddlc.moe/warning
 WetPaperSack: Maybe went a little far with that last one
 InquisitorGaia: BREAKFAST TIME!
alcaponee10: Slayori
talosparoxi:  
 Austere_Squire: do we not all want breakfast
OhaiMireiya: yay tea
 spethycakes: Team Breakfast
 aussie_rob_w: Hi Adam!
tacocat64_: VICE
 TheMerricat: lol
 2Flower: What about second breakfast?
thefightnerd: sayori stands triumphantly, boobs pointed up in defiance
 JonnyGlitched: people suck
 BigDaddyBland87: ehhhhh
 SnackPak_: dang
offbeatwitch: eyyyyyyyyyyy
 HorusFive: ooooo burn
 lion_byte: lmaooo
 Mr_Horrible: 
 SymphonicLolita: badum tish
 Lockraemono: omg you can't just say that
 quasi79fu: ooof
benjamin_wheeler: ho ho ho
 Bearudite: tru bestie
frank_the_great: Good joke streamer
 pn55: Ayy!
TetraRay: how dare you say such truthful things
 JonnyGlitched: And I have a Sociology degree...
 Omthebox: Look...
 InquisitorGaia: bodied
talosparoxi: 
Ryxiene: 
 lion_byte: True
 saucemaster5000: years? try decades
 misteline: 
 Inspaders: ok it might be true but it's not polite thing to say
RoastedGravy: Wait, I missed it.
 betweenmyself: I mean 
 gravity_pike: 
 W_Livi: no lies detected
 quasi79fu: so callled out
tacocat64_: Don't do us like that, I don't care how true
RoastedGravy: What'd you say?
 HorusFive: Just because it's true doesnt mean it doesnt hurt Adam
 SnackPak_: we're trying
 TheBearBee: @TheBearBee no no like Adam doing his Voice Acting. Imagine Sayori as Adam's old european man voice
 InquisitorGaia: decades? try centuries?
 Ferisar: i'm calling sayori irl
 Mr_Horrible: I can't believe you'd attack us like this on our birthday of all days, Adam
 iris_of_ether:   
 Enki1256: Adam spitting the truths we need to hear.
 thraximore: 
 IzlanntheLion: ouch
thefightnerd: CW: Streamer spits fire
SaxPython: 
NarishmaReborn: really? we interject all the time. Too often even
EvilBadman: Yeah well you don't even HAVE a president!
 DEATHlikescats: Sayori! Help!
Wyatt46692: *seethes in freedom*
 MAPBoardgames: This game is all cupcakes with pink frosting.
 quasi79fu: someone get Sayori to beat up Adam
 Ferisar: with her huge airhead
talosparoxi: 
 Ferisar: fwwoooosh
 JonnyGlitched: Hiding her intelligence
 Mr_Horrible: Airhead [endearing]
 DarkNacht: Is Adam saying that he thinks Americas presidents are good at running things, but interject their opinions too rarely?
Lobo_Apache: stomach to knott?
 Lockraemono: never again
 Rourke9: that seemed ominous
 Knitting_Goblin: we survived!
OhaiMireiya: it was great and didn't go badly at all
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: two days... in a row?
  Juliamon: It went great, nobody had to go to the hospital!
 Knitting_Goblin: can't wait to do it again!
elkae: have you learned nothing, girl???
 Lockraemono: churn them out daily okay
  Defrost: I thought this was literature club not poetry...
matthaus_c: second verse same as the first
EvilBadman: You are now a daily poem factory
 Snakebyte36: @Juliamon only to their therapist
 Akaiatana: I think to myself "What's going on??"
RoastedGravy: Poetry is the only literature
 Ferisar: if you like undertal
 MAPBoardgames: Poem day fills Jeff with determination.
 Ferisar: damn
frank_the_great: Determination!
 Mr_Horrible: Toby Fox must answer for his crimes
 saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible oh god what was he cancelled for?
EvilBadman: I think Horrible was being sarcastic
 Mr_Horrible: @Mr_Horrible oh no, I'm just riffing on the joke Adam made 
 betweenmyself: I prefer the original version of this game where Yuri threw radishes at giant frogs. 
 saucemaster5000:   I know
 MAPBoardgames: Two cute girls, fighting over me? No, I don't hate it.
offbeatwitch: u was at the club
 EikoandMog: What are these houses?
 Mr_Horrible: 
offbeatwitch: bottoms up when i first met you
 SymphonicLolita: cancelled for creating sans
tacocat64_: Really really likes you
 Ferisar: otakujeff
Ryxiene: 
 gnomedeplume572: RED FLAG
TetraRay: our character sucks
matthaus_c: red. flag.
RoastedGravy: OtakuJEFF, keep it in your pants, dude.
Kirserella: Otaku Jeff on the pull
 circusofkirkus: but everyone clearly wants a PIECE OF THIS DICK
 Ferisar: LOL
 Rourke9: mc needs to chill
offbeatwitch: socks!
 Strebenherz: Fingers crossed for things
RoastedGravy: ドキドキ
 Banana_Swonk: doki doki means heartbeat 
RoastedGravy: Ba-dump ba-dump
 ElementalAlchemist: it's an onomatopoeia word
 Lockraemono: milkies
RoastedGravy: That's how you'd probably translate ドキドキ
 GredGredmansson: Fun Fact: "Doki-Doki" is onomatopoeia in Japanese for a heartbeat; and it frequently used to describe someone developing a crush
 betweenmyself: Hey chat, did you know that in Japan the original version of Super Mario Bros 2 was a visual novel about poetry with heavy adult themes? 
 Ferisar: what if it says bag
Forgotten_Lizard: Note: Doki-Doki means plan
 InquisitorGaia: tbf mc is a teenage boy, im pretty sure every one of thoes on the planet is a dick
matthaus_c: doki-doki means octopus
offbeatwitch: any candy eaters in chat
 korvys: @matthaus_c Tako means octopus...
RoastedGravy: No, that's タコ
 W_Livi: Mmm, tako taco
 Lockraemono: yeah
Piecrust9: How are you enjoying poetry club so far?
 gravity_pike: yeah
 Beleqwaya: Yeeeeah
 saucemaster5000: nah, pretty sure doki doki means octopus
RoastedGravy: Squid is イカ
  Juliamon: Once you know which girls like which words, yeah
 Ferisar: oki oki fighting games club
Veste: bro this club meets EVERY day???
 11Dot: I thought doki doki means not a cult
 circusofkirkus: yooo
offbeatwitch: yo yo yo
Oleetku: that's fine, just picking the ones that you like makes for a 'naturalistic experience'
matthaus_c: @11Dot oh for real you might be onto something
 Sethalidos: so Adam has never played this?
 JonnyGlitched: hornt
  Defrost: @Sethalidos, first time
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 Beleqwaya: I'm so hype now.
 quasi79fu: no he is playing blind
 Knitting_Goblin: rude lol
 Sethalidos: oh
offbeatwitch: anime protagonist dot jpg
 quasi79fu: and some of us in chat dont know game
 Mr_Horrible: getcher grub on
 Ferisar: bruh
patrick_stonecrusher: simple.  thats why she likes you!
tacocat64_: DUDE
 Earthenone: Jeff SUCKS
IsSecretlyPaul: Go get a snack
 pn55: 
 Mr_Horrible: JEFF, c'mon man
 TheMerricat: !ddlc
  LRRbot: Content warnings for this stream of  ̶N̶o̶w̶ ̶K̶i̶s̶s̶  Let's NOPE! include depictions of depression, abuse, suicide, and self-harm. Please do not take this warning lightly. For more warning see: https://ddlc.moe/warning
 quasi79fu: pwease dont spoil
 Mr_Horrible: snack time rules
offbeatwitch: let me SNACK
 Sethalidos: whelp enjoy
 HorusFive: Are we some kind of monster?
 gravity_pike: we're a MONSTER
OhaiMireiya: who says no to snacks?
 BigDaddyBland87: dude...take the hint!
 lemmel: but I want snacktime
 on_and_awful: gibe snack, game!
RoastedGravy: Dude's so fucking DENSE.
Mister_BlueSky: The illusion of snack.
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: what kind of choose your own adventure is this?
 Banana_Swonk: ???
 InquisitorGaia: SNACK time theck
RoastedGravy: TAKE THE HINT, JEFF.
elkae: 
fry_dx: but Adam you're the snack
  Defrost: wut
 Knitting_Goblin: SNAK
 quasi79fu: wtf why are we going through her purse??
 Bearudite: Columbo over here
 HorusFive: Purse Snacks?  Otherwise that's inapporpriate
 ElementalAlchemist: more games should let Adam buy snacks whenever he wants
 BigDaddyBland87: is he stealing her lunch money?
 GredGredmansson: that's one big coin purse
patrick_stonecrusher: Just one more thing!
 JonnyGlitched: broke ass
 gravity_pike: i hate you because you're POOR sayori
 Lockraemono: rude
 Lockraemono: just get her snacks
 BusTed: brain genius
 thraximore: ok SHERLOCK
 Knitting_Goblin: buy the girl snacks, Jeff
 HorusFive: Buy the child a snack JEFF!
OhaiMireiya: oh we're an idiot
 Strebenherz: Wow we shaming, just get her a damn snack
IsSecretlyPaul: yomi'd
 saucemaster5000: buy her eggs benedict right now, I swear to god
 Ferisar: just one more thing
canadianbac0nz: okay Columbo
 betweenmyself: Lost all her snack money on NFTs 
 Mr_Horrible: just buy the snacks, Jeff
RoastedGravy: Truly a Savidan protagonist
 lion_byte: alright Columbo
offbeatwitch: okay sherlock holmes
 Akaiatana: I think Sayori's meant to be a sort of best-friend-sibling-feeling relationship
 circusofkirkus: the only snack you need is ME
 thraximore: fuck OtakuHyeff 😔
 Strebenherz: Jeff needs a slap
 JonnyGlitched: Because she's POOR and doesn't EAT
 MAPBoardgames: That's her secret, she's always hungry.
miu316: Mood
 azninsect: "the snack...is MEEE"
 Ferisar: UWAHH AH AH AH
offbeatwitch: you're always hungry
zarbit: wait, I'm Sayori
 thraximore: > . <
 HorusFive: That's my secret Cap, I'm always snacking
 Ferisar: WHAT
 GredGredmansson: >o<
 ElementalAlchemist: time for Disturbed
matthaus_c: dude.
IsSecretlyPaul: UWAAHH
Forgotten_Lizard: >.<
OhaiMireiya: woah dude
 Knitting_Goblin: rough
 circusofkirkus: ????
 N30dude: Jeff what the heck
 BigDaddyBland87: shit
 sporkraptor: om this guy is such an asshole
 Mr_Horrible: that's not how that works, Jeff
 thraximore: 
canadianbac0nz: that is not a healthy attitude OtakuJeff
 Ferisar: if you're guilty, you guilty
 saucemaster5000: jesus christ this person needs to be swirlied
 BrowneePoints: I know folks like that. Freshman year Marching band one of the Juniors was in Track, and she brought an ENTIRE COOLER of snacks for State Marching. It was empty before we left to go home that night
KeytarCat: wut
IsSecretlyPaul: if you dooki you nooki
josh___something: Protag SUCKs
RoastedGravy: Wooooooow
 DEATHlikescats: Jeff truly is a clueless teenage boy
 quasi79fu: i would buy Sayori snacks ..she is awesome
Oleetku: everybody stop picking on sayori! get the hungry girl a snack!!!!
 quatoria: Doki doki literature panic? Kawaii!
 Mr_Horrible: Only Sayori would find joy in being bullied
 Ferisar: LOL
elkae:  
 on_and_awful: Yuri absolutely starts talking like the characters she reads about.
 Earthenone: viva la revolution
RoastedGravy: LE REVOLUTION
 korvys: viva la retribution
offbeatwitch: [snake voice] the revolution?
 Pharmacistjudge: accept the revolution
Forgotten_Lizard: Viva la revolution Sayori
 lion_byte: dance dance revolution
ghyllnox: Accept the revolution!!
 Mr_Horrible: Accept the revolution 
quatoria subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 30 months, currently on a 29 month streak!
 quatoria: you did something bad and now you have to accept the revolution
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, quatoria! (Today's storm count: 120)
 pn55: Sayori best girl
TetraRay: built difficulty
 Ferisar: revolution comes for you
 ElementalAlchemist: whoops, forgot my snack money, time to get beheaded by an angry mob
Ryxiene: 
Lobo_Apache: Anyone else smell toast?
 Earthenone: if your enemy dosent have a toaster they cant get to school on time!
 Darleysam: my enemy is never getting their toaster back
 gravity_pike: when the revolution comes, sayori will be the first against the wall
  Defrost: I prefer to keep my ennemies bagel
 misteline: Protag will be first against the wall when the glorious revolution comes
 Mr_Horrible: "Let them buy me cake!"
 Akaiatana: HEY my TOASTER
 Mischievous_Catgeist: let her eat cake!
 quasi79fu: LEt em eat snacks...Isnt that what Marie ANtoinette said??
 BrowneePoints: If I keep my Friend's toast in my Enemy's Toaster then we're always Bready Adam
RoastedGravy: @ElementalAlchemist Eh, that's how Robespierre got beheaded.
RoastedGravy: 
 Rustpile: I want that on a shirt
teejayrivers: NARC
 quasi79fu: Cupcakkkesss
 Knitting_Goblin: to be fair.... cupcakes.
 Mr_Horrible: we will not give you that credit, Jeff
 Mr_Horrible: ballistic treats
 quasi79fu: Coooookiiiiesss
 Lockraemono: sure
offbeatwitch: yes
 neebusjeebus: its bothering me how inconsistent the buttons are on their outfits
elkae: ok
 betweenmyself: 🍪
 BusTed: 
 saucemaster5000: I can throw the plastic part
 on_and_awful: you can't just ask that, Adam
 Mr_Horrible: my arm isn't that strong, Adam
 HorusFive: How many bits for that?
 Nydestroyer: next con, everyone prepare cookies
 Akaiatana: You have to accept the cookies first
ghyllnox: Heck yeah let's gpy
talosparoxi: cookie, no, dilly nar tho
 lion_byte: 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪
 Rhynerd: If I could I would
 ArboristAndrew:   
ghyllnox: *go
 thraximore: @neebusjeebus the real horror
 Pharmacistjudge: umm...Adam, are you going to PAX West?
elkae:   i'm the snack ghost
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 thraximore: god? 
petey_vonwho: ghost cookie!
 quasi79fu: Gahd sent Cookie
thegiftedgrifter: I'm too poor to be a cookie daddy
RoastedGravy: "Are my prayers answered?"
 WetPaperSack: @Mr_Horrible This is how you get peanut butter cup shape charges
Kirserella: 🎵 Casual violence 🎵
 Sethalidos: so you want us to toss our cookies at you?
 gnomedeplume572: That's hilarious
tacocat64_: Everything is face value
 A_Dub888: Next LRRcon: Pelt Adam with cookies
 Mr_Horrible: Divine providence 
offbeatwitch: god? is that you? it's me, sayori
 Pharmacistjudge: Adam, you realize Cookie Brigade is at PAX West right?
matthaus_c: Ja Rule bless this cookie
 GredGredmansson: PRAISE BE COOKIE GOD
 azninsect: God? Is that you?
 Ferisar: revolution paladin
 Mazrae: it's Pippin and the apple in fellowship of the ring
 MAPBoardgames:    
 Knitting_Goblin: I could use some mysterious cookies
 Mr_Horrible: @Mr_Horrible god the Loading Time for that vid still makes me laugh out loud every time
 BrowneePoints: no
 BrowneePoints: X gon give it to you
 BrowneePoints: not Natsuki
 Mr_Horrible: "Sayori hugs the cookie"
 saucemaster5000: nom nom nom
 WetPaperSack: @Mr_Horrible Same
quasi79fu: ahahahah
JonnyGlitched: oh honey
MAPBoardgames: You know she makes "nom nom nom" noises.
Lockraemono: huehuehuehue
Bearudite: huhu
 Mr_Horrible: oooohohohohoho
quatoria: just say lol repeatedly in the dryest, drollest voice
Pteraspidomorphi: haha
BrowneePoints: just do goofy laughs
Nigouki: the laughing will be used as a laugh track over the highlights
 Pteraspidomorphi: hyuck hyuck hyuck?
EikoandMog: @Mr_Horrible The combination of Alex and Paul was to be feared.
 Earthenone: just play children laughing when it comes up?
teejayrivers: Baggers can't be juicers
matthaus_c: Yuri's face at this is so good
 BusTed: baited
 pn55: Rude!
 lion_byte: brooo
 Mr_Horrible: daaaamn, tactical
 Bearudite: crimes
RoastedGravy: Stealth 100
offbeatwitch: crafty!
 quasi79fu: yasss
tacocat64_: She didn't
 quasi79fu: LOL
 itira: 
 PipeSmokingOwl: get wrecked
 Knitting_Goblin: run away!
 thraximore: 
 aussie_rob_w: Thief!
 Mr_Horrible: She's GOATed
 Ferisar: later skayer
 Mr_Horrible: She's cracked
 SnackPak_: like a champ
 gnomedeplume572: Stone cold baller
offbeatwitch: i love the word "trots" here
 quasi79fu: Go Sayorrrriii
 JonnyGlitched: oh boy, don't fuck with other people's food
 Darleysam: outplayed
TetraRay: this girl gets it
 Ferisar: skater*
 saucemaster5000:   
 A_Dub888: 
 gravity_pike: she's like a crow!
elkae:    '
 lesbianpunkpyromancer20: weaponized queer baiting
  Defrost: I forgot how good this game was
Oleetku: master tactician
patrick_stonecrusher: marry that girl
Forgotten_Lizard: This sure is literature club because Sayori read her like a book!
RoastedGravy: And now for my escape!
 Ferisar: bloodborne 2?
 betweenmyself: Natsuki is best.  She gives cookies and she even lifts, brah! https://joke-battles.fandom.com/wiki/Buffsuki
 Mr_Horrible: A hoonter
SaxPython: sibling energy
 thraximore: BB????? 
 Mr_Horrible: gotta hoont
 Ferisar: activated??
benjamin_wheeler: Bloodborne 2 for PC
 saucemaster5000: Bwudbworne uwu2
 Rourke9: !ddlc
  LRRbot: Content warnings for this stream of  ̶N̶o̶w̶ ̶K̶i̶s̶s̶  Let's NOPE! include depictions of depression, abuse, suicide, and self-harm. Please do not take this warning lightly. For more warning see: https://ddlc.moe/warning
offbeatwitch: sayori confirmed for bloodborne 2
matthaus_c: Bloodborne 2, which is being patched into Elden Ring??
 quatoria: bloodborne 2, exclusively for PSVR
 aussie_rob_w: Caw caw. Caw. Caw. Caw!
 quatoria: from software announces all future games will be VR only
 quasi79fu: Monika was a ghost?
 Earthenone: Roomate?!
 thraximore: @quasi79fu the whole time! 
 HorusFive: https://clips.twitch.tv/AmazingArborealIcecreamLitty-jEW8k3CVEgM2s76q
 quasi79fu: Omg
offbeatwitch: d e s i r e
 shasra: They were roommates
Abelzumi: It's goku!
 GredGredmansson: Monika's been dead for the past 7 years!
 quasi79fu: hahahaha
 gibbousm: I finally finished my paper, how is this visual novel thing going for Adam?
 Knitting_Goblin: lol
 ElementalAlchemist: pffffft
 quatoria: adam, would you choose the club or your boyfriend
Abelzumi: That fricken blazer is strong-willed smh
 JonnyGlitched: lies
 laundreydhull: WOE Easter egg!? he said the thing!
  Juliamon: gibbousm He understands Sayori supremacy
 laundreydhull: or did she?
 SymphonicLolita: she dingles those ivory bingles
 Mr_Horrible: chase that dream, girl
 itira: never too late to start!
 thraximore: mind if she tickles the ivory for the first time?
 quasi79fu: play a funeral dirge??
elkae: so she... tickled the ivories for the first time?
 saucemaster5000: easy to learn piano, just play a different instrument quietly
 Ferisar: in that case, pulls out piano
elkae: dangit thraximore 
 thraximore: @elkae too slow 
 GredGredmansson: pinano
 JonnyGlitched: How does Monica do that with her skirt??
elkae: 
 gibbousm: have any of the major "events" happened yet?
 Mr_Horrible: "Here's a baby grand we prepared earlier"
 SnackPak_: pulls out a keytar
 reptile___: that leaning over pose looks so unnatural
Scarbble: i love that one, hahaha
 GredGredmansson: @gibbousm this is a spoiler free playthrough
RoastedGravy: It's ANIME
 betweenmyself: Why does Sayori’s blazer button up on the opposite side compared to all the other girls?
 Nydestroyer: she just pulls out one of those rollable keyboards
Scarbble: the creative keyboard thing
 laundreydhull: @itira but it'll also be `too late to apologize, this too lates....`
 misteline: @betweenmyself because she's best girl
 Ferisar: how long do cookies take
 itira: @laundreydhull XD
 xmann1076: She thrusts out her butt really fast, that poofs her skirt.
Walkingharder: It's a cookie....
 gualdhar: Sayori was in the closet? Is this a Yuri thing?
 thraximore: CMON mc
 WetPaperSack: Wait... was that NOT long enough to have eaten a cookie?
 ElihuAran: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:00:15.
 Rourke9: !ddlc
  LRRbot: Content warnings for this stream of  ̶N̶o̶w̶ ̶K̶i̶s̶s̶  Let's NOPE! include depictions of depression, abuse, suicide, and self-harm. Please do not take this warning lightly. For more warning see: https://ddlc.moe/warning
 thraximore: take a HINT
 quasi79fu: festival??
 thraximore: thank goodness
RoastedGravy: @gualdhar No, Yuri's somewhere else.
Forgotten_Lizard:    
offbeatwitch: let's go gamers
 Earthenone: !yay
  LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
 thraximore: small victories
 Mr_Horrible: so we're at least amenable to helping when we don't think we're being swindled
 itira: scooted in!
 Nydestroyer: bodied
 thraximore: phew
Abelzumi: what about empty hearts
Lobo_Apache: "explore"
RoastedGravy: Outta the way, Monika.
 They_Are_Alyx: @quasi79fu The school festival. It's fairly common in anime.
RoastedGravy: We're going with best girl.
ChippTunes: Thanks LLRbot you’re a champ
offbeatwitch: outta the way monika im bout to get it
 Akaiatana: The illusion of Joyce
offbeatwitch: update: my identity has been stolen
 quasi79fu: thanks chat
 quasi79fu: Im worrried
 DEATHlikescats: !yay
  LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
RoastedGravy: Hell yeah, poetry slam
 MAPBoardgames: They call it literature club, but it's really scavenger club.
 Mr_Horrible: "We're slapping a maid outfit on your ass, Jeff"
 quasi79fu: Definitly worrried nowww
 GredGredmansson: the weekend I think
 thraximore: @GredGredmansson what day is it in-game?
 Earthenone: feet!
 thraximore: 🦶
 quasi79fu: why is a flower beckoning??
 GredGredmansson: i don't know and I don't remember when it tells you
 Rourke9: !ddlc
  LRRbot: Content warnings for this stream of  ̶N̶o̶w̶ ̶K̶i̶s̶s̶  Let's NOPE! include depictions of depression, abuse, suicide, and self-harm. Please do not take this warning lightly. For more warning see: https://ddlc.moe/warning
 saucemaster5000: forsooth
 betweenmyself: @thraximore we just wrote our second poem I believe
 Mr_Horrible: Damn, girl, you just fire that off the dome?
 A_Dub888: Hold up, we're showing feet at this festival? For free?
 Earthenone: !findquote forsooth
  LRRbot: Quote #5580: "Fucking forsooth and shit." —Adam [2018-12-12]
 quasi79fu: oh dear wow deeep
Walkingharder: woah....deep
TetraRay: good poem really
 InquisitorGaia: *snaps fingers*
 thraximore: D:
RoastedGravy: *fingersnaps*
 Lockraemono: rude
 thraximore: cmon Hyeff
 graduatedsapphic: How dare
 Knitting_Goblin: mean
 gnomedeplume572: *snaps*
 EikoandMog: That's actually a good poem.
SaxPython: tis
 quasi79fu: that was sooo mean
 sporkraptor: holy shit Jeff is a jackass.
  Defrost: just fuck already jeeeez
 quasi79fu: Sayoriii slap him
 Scy_Anide: Infantilization is weird.
 Earthenone: Mission Start!
 thraximore: @Scy_Anide yeeeeeaaaah 😬
 Knitting_Goblin: 321 blast off
 Akaiatana: 95% chance to find markers, be careful
 Earthenone: !holes
  LRRbot: Water go down the hoooooollllle.
 DEATHlikescats: Manic pixie dream girl
 thraximore: 🕳️
 Rourke9: !ddlc
  LRRbot: Content warnings for this stream of  ̶N̶o̶w̶ ̶K̶i̶s̶s̶  Let's NOPE! include depictions of depression, abuse, suicide, and self-harm. Please do not take this warning lightly. For more warning see: https://ddlc.moe/warning
 quasi79fu: Five minutes in heaven game??
 fastlane250: mmm grayons
 Earthenone: what brand? we want product placement!
 EikoandMog: SHe's gonna eat them.
 quasi79fu: hahahah
 thraximore: @quasi79fu I thought it was seven minutes
offbeatwitch: bonk
RoastedGravy: Fucking bodied
 thraximore: skill issue, Sayori
Scarbble: 4head
 quasi79fu: thraximore you might be right
Exxaxl: Wait am I witnessing someones first playthrough of DDLC? Wew. Let's gooooo
 betweenmyself: Favorite color…  “Flesh”…  WOW these are old crayons 
 RealGamerCow: Straight to the dome
 BigDaddyBland87: Sayori failed that roll
 itira: >.>
 Ferisar: anime
 pn55: Jesus....
matthaus_c: lmao
TetraRay: ehhh
 gualdhar: Sayori keeps getting stuck in closets?
RoastedGravy: 
offbeatwitch: LMAO
ChippTunes: *cartoon bonk sound*
 MAPBoardgames: I don't think Sayori does anything "by accident"
offbeatwitch: adam's face
 Banana_Swonk: god i hate this game
matthaus_c: good lord anime
noSmokeFire: a normal human posture
SnowBuddy18: no thank you
benjamin_wheeler: A N I M E
 gnomedeplume572: It wasn't gonna get better, Adam
 thraximore: the art style change 
 DEATHlikescats: T h I r s t y
RoastedGravy: YEP
 quasi79fu: im uncomfortable
 empyreon: c'mon, anime
 SymphonicLolita: anime!
Scarbble: game sure is anime
Lobo_Apache: Eat the red crayons. They taste the best
 sporkraptor: uuummmmm
 N30dude: oh right, anime game
lazermeow: Wowee Zowee.
offbeatwitch: this game knows exactly what it's doing
NimrodXIV: remember, dating sim
 itira: !adult
  LRRbot: I need an adult!
 Blakemcm: thanks for getting me out of that closet Step Bro
 lion_byte: 
 Scy_Anide: Those crayons, so lewd.
 graduatedsapphic:   
 Mr_Horrible: sure is anime in here
matthaus_c: this is a big bruh
 Rourke9: video games were a mistake
Oleetku: crayons
RoastedGravy:   
 Banana_Swonk: the crayons look eprfectly fine what does she mean theyre dirty
rabbitgta: anime might be a mistake...
miu316: It’s a VN for sure
  Defrost: At least you're not bouttoning her up this time
 NotCainNorAbel: what?  she fell
 HasturTheYellow: Yeah, this is typical Visual Novel stuff
adambomb625: @Lobo_Apache No green is best, red makes you go faster
elkae: she boobed boobily
Ryxiene: 
patrick_stonecrusher: kurion
Fotoblu: ayo?
frank_the_great: So, we're just gonna hang out here?
 DEATHlikescats: I don’t remember this from the game grumps play through
 TehAmelie: this looks like a big "i am but a man" moment
Exxaxl: Bro or Step-Bro Adam? 
 WetPaperSack: Why are there three yellow crayons in a 24 count box?
 saucemaster5000: has anyone heard of this thing called sex?
shadownovaa896: @Lobo_Apache Cherry Flavored 🤤
noSmokeFire: so, we all know this is just fan service. but is it just me or is the composition of the scene also just dogshit
 thraximore: <message deleted>@frank_the_great umbraHmm very subtle
 HasturTheYellow: A bump is starting to form for the Visual Novel Protag too
RoastedGravy: @HasturTheYellow BOOOOOOO
 Omthebox: Put Sayori on the shoulder of the road and drive off
 2Flower: 
 quasi79fu: awwww
elkae: 
 TehAmelie: hypothesis: no redemption has ever been found in a wending machine
Oleetku: guy who's only nice to girls behind their back
 itira: 
 Ferisar: i come back and she's still like that
 aussie_rob_w: @roastedgravy …. Ooooooob!
 Ferisar: like come on man
 HasturTheYellow: Hey, we've already decided the Protag is an ass, so they'll also be a creep like 90% of VN Protags
RoastedGravy: 
 Knitting_Goblin: rude
RoastedGravy: For the 
benjamin_wheeler: she spills the drink all over her top and thighs
 thraximore: @TehAmelie but you have to redeem currency for goods
 Arakasi01: 
 2Flower: 
matthaus_c: BEN
 Mr_Horrible: you fool, you got her favorite! You *knew* this would happen!
zarbit: goddammit wheeler
 quasi79fu: Omg Ben baddd
RoastedGravy: @benjamin_wheeler Ben, no! We gotta keep this PG-13!
 Crazyginder22: wheeler shhh spoilers lol
 DEATHlikescats: Adhd is REAL YALL. short term memory issues galore
 quasi79fu: shes clumsy...
  Defrost: otakuJEFF oblivious??? NOOOO you don't say
 HasturTheYellow: Wheeler knows how these VNs work
RoastedGravy: Wheeler knows what's up.
 Ferisar: focused on my gains
 Lockraemono: gamerjeff
 Ferisar: brotherrrr
benjamin_wheeler: LOL
 lion_byte: lmao
 PipeSmokingOwl: 
 Lockraemono: this is lies
 Beleqwaya: @benjamin_wheeler Preeeeetty sure this game isn't PG-13
 EikoandMog: Hehehehe
 HasturTheYellow: Always thinking about other people's skirts
 HorusFive: We have gaslit this child so hard...
 TehAmelie: "Wheeler, shut the  up" - Adam, 2023
 Rourke9: @benjamin_wheeler have you played this one before?
 Earthenone: they ask if you are at least 13 when it starts, sounds like pg-13 to me
  Defrost: OtakuJEFF read the freakin room
benjamin_wheeler: @Rourke9 yeah
 misteline: After we bully the hell out of you
Mister_BlueSky: Forever ever?
 Rourke9: @benjamin_wheeler cool!
 Rourke9: I have not
lazermeow: I'm sorry miss Jackson!!
Lobo_Apache: It's so... well it tries to be sweet then Adam yes OtakuYeff
  TStodden: FOR.....EV.....ER.....
 Akaiatana: Good answer, good answer
 Beleqwaya: @Earthenone It has a PEGI 18 rating.
 Ferisar: she keeps sitting there like a pinup girl as we sit in silence
 Ferisar: totally normal
 EikoandMog: This pic is legit, super cute and really well composed.
EvilBadman: if you write Keep In Touch in your yearbook, that's a binding contract
 betweenmyself: I’m not nice to you: the times I show actual consideration just stand out against the 97% of the time that I neg the hell out of you.
elkae: she just sticks the bow on her forehead
 HasturTheYellow: @eikoandmog The artist probably played a ton of VNs
 Mr_Horrible: 
RoastedGravy: 
 SymphonicLolita: queen
TetraRay: yup that covered it up
 Mr_Horrible: "Report concluded, Captain!"
 SymphonicLolita: QUEEN
benjamin_wheeler: yeah hitting your head will do that
 shasra: lol"... moving right along"
 EikoandMog: Probably! I'm learning art myself in that style so I'm trying to appreciate this stuff.
 thraximore: adam your reading is *impeccable*
 Mr_Horrible: accurate
 Rourke9: poem time!!
 BrowneePoints: Is wheeler just an Anime Gril irl?
 betweenmyself: Everyone had a good time, especially Sayori with her massive concussion 
legendaryanimejpfan2: <message deleted>God of all visual novel gamer here.
 thraximore: @BrowneePoints you're only just now realizing this?
elkae: Anime Girl no, Anime Gril yes
 Omthebox: Second, technically.
 gualdhar: this is day 3
 InquisitorGaia: day 3
 ComradeMik: time skip
 DEATHlikescats: Wheeler is Anime Dril tweets IRL
canadianbac0nz: 2 is several
 Serivus: it was a "skip a few wasn't it?"
 Lockraemono: poem started day 2
 thraximore: trying to fit in, ok
 KV1NN4: :3
 HasturTheYellow: they did a lil time skip
 KV1NN4: >:3
  MrPhlip: 3 counts as several
 itira: fucky wucky
 ComradeMik: yes. poking holes in this super tightly scripted plot
 Lockraemono: adam calm down
matthaus_c: a fucky wucky is what Sayori wants
 ComradeMik: you got em
frank_the_great: Game's sus
 azninsect: lil bit...wucky fucky
 Omthebox: 3 is sever you KKona goober
valarie_sanders: Hi
legendaryanimejpfan2: <message deleted>Man I beat Doki Doki 5 times
mulligan2six: A time skippy wippy
 saucemaster5000: Yeah this game fucks
 Rourke9: yea that does seem weird
 KV1NN4: 
 thraximore: @MrPhlip 🤓 uhm ackhtually it's a few
 lion_byte: boingos!
 niccus: i don't think the game's rating allows for fucky wuckies
 Beleqwaya: I'm sure there will be no plot holes in the future
rabbitgta: in anim3 tim3 is w3ird
Exxaxl: You really wanna use those terms in a VN Adam?
legendaryanimejpfan2: <message deleted>Doki Doki is beginner level
TetraRay: now that you mention it, i'm not sure any of this is actually real!
 Mr_Horrible: 3 -> :3 -> :3c -> >:3c
thefightnerd: jeremy bearemy
 SymphonicLolita: fucky wucky literature club
 thraximore: THANK YOU
 itira: 3 IS a few
 pn55: Yup
tacocat64_: 3 is a few
benjamin_wheeler: @DEATHlikescats buddy they wont even let me fuck the EVA
 Armstrong11139: Adam is right, 100%
 Omthebox: Die on your two few hills
 thraximore: uh
talosparoxi: agreed
 ElementalAlchemist: +1, with you there
 misteline: YEA
tacocat64_: several is 7 too
 betweenmyself: Adam’s fucky wucky radar is pinging like crazy   
 Seth_Erickson: several is 5 at least
 Ciijay: 3 is a few, several is 7 agreed
SaxPython: @thefightnerd   
 Bearudite: where is Blue
 HasturTheYellow: Introduction>First Poem>?????>Maybe Today?
 thraximore: 4-5 is several
takabrak8: 3 is a couple
 Astramentha: Agree
teejayrivers: Colloquially several can mean different things
 Ciijay: A couple is 2
 niccus: sevenral
 HasturTheYellow: it's just Covid tims
 Bearudite: we had this fight years ago
 Knitting_Goblin: lol wheeler
 Beleqwaya: How many is 4 then?
 spethycakes: wibbly wobbly timey pass
 saucemaster5000: several good points
 DarkNacht: 2 is several
  Defrost: More than 2 is several and a few
mulligan2six: Threes a crowd
legendaryanimejpfan2: <message deleted>All of you probably never play many visual novel games
 Ciijay: A couple is 2!!
 Earthenone: after years of being told to get in the robot @benjamin_wheeler ?!
canadianbac0nz: Adam do you think seven is several just because they both start with "seve"
TetraRay: LOL
tacocat64_: No couple is 2
 DeM0nFiRe: 
flip_the_skip: I see Adam works with HoMM rules
 thraximore: 
 ComradeMik: 3 is several
 BusTed: Adam getting heated
RoastedGravy: What does that make four?
 EikoandMog: I with you, Adam. Several is at LEAST 5 or 6.
 lion_byte: what's a handful?
 Omthebox: 3 is at least 4
patrick_stonecrusher: thrupple
 itira: @niccus 
 ComradeMik: you are a madman
 Mr_Horrible: it's 2023, 3 can be a couple 
elkae: I hate to point out it's been another hour but...
legendaryanimejpfan2: Let’s go sayori
  Juliamon: No need for bragging legendaryanimejpfan2
benjamin_wheeler: several = more than 2, less than 10
 Roger_Job329: 3 is a set in poker
 DarknessKingCoH: Is a couple a sandwich?
Eklinaar: no 3 is a polycule
Orxolon: i use the Heroes of might and magic system: 1-5 few,6-10 several,11-20 a pack etc
 Banana_Swonk: three is a poly
 pn55: This will not end well. Let us move on 
  MrPhlip: https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/words_for_small_sets.png
 NotCainNorAbel: four is a couple couples
 DEATHlikescats: One, two, many, lots!
 IzlanntheLion: a couple is 2
 Seth_Erickson: @EikoandMog then is 4 a few that feels too big to me
 Akaiatana: Adam and Twitch chat are a couple.
EvilBadman: @mr_horrible That's a throuple
 aussie_rob_w: today I am wearing my LRR “Lucha mask” shirt.   
ActualFactual: me and my partner make a beautiful few.
 betweenmyself: How many is “scads”? 
legendaryanimejpfan2: @juliamon did you even have play vn
 Lockraemono: awwwwwwwwwwwwww
 itira: oop
offbeatwitch: ayo?
 GenericHerooo: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:15:07.
 thraximore: @MrPhlip  no
TetraRay: ohhh ?
 Omthebox: Just up and said it
 misteline: 2 = couple, 3 = few, 5 = five, and 7 is several. everything else is many
 quasi79fu: ooooh
 circusofkirkus: what kind of poems
  Juliamon: legendaryanimejpfan2 This is Adam's first time trying one
 BigDaddyBland87: nice
 Beleqwaya: @betweenmyself A LARGE number
 thraximore: oh? 👀
benjamin_wheeler: @ActualFactual 10/10 joke
 HasturTheYellow: Fiveral
Exxaxl: Adam's lack of save states is making me scared.
 itira: uwu
benjamin_wheeler: Borat voice: my waifu
 Mr_Horrible: good Wario impression, Sayori
  Defrost: Jeff's finally getting game on?
ActualFactual: @ActualFactual *bows*
 Astramentha: Baka
 thraximore: @Exxaxl win or pave the save
RoastedGravy: OtakuJEFF 100% tsundere confirmed
 lion_byte: fiven days
 gravity_pike: @benjamin_wheeler lmao
 neogetz: 1 = one, 2 = couple, 3/4 = a few, 5+ = several
valarie_sanders: Oop
legendaryanimejpfan2: Come on anta Baka
EvilBadman: @exxaxl Why? Saving/Reloading is coward business.
 Beleqwaya: I'm just glad i don't remember how any of the choices effect this game.
 GenericHerooo: Break?
 HasturTheYellow: Fourcle
  Defrost: Jeff and Sayori should just make a few already
 itira: did we take an ad break?
 quasi79fu: Break time
 Bearudite: "6 is almost 7 therefore 8 is almost 7"
Exxaxl: Quickest way to most endings most of the time :^)
  Defrost: @itira, about an hour ago
NoTomToLose: her 'fault' that she make him creative
RoastedGravy: She smacked her head so hard on the shelf she lost her nose.
 itira: i need more water! 
 Snakebyte36: he's a professional
 thraximore: @RoastedGravy 😩 tragic
 saucemaster5000: @MAPBoardgames check your laundry!
 GhostValv: 1-3 = couple/several/few
 Earthenone: head pats!
SaxPython: @MAPBoardgames laundry my dude
SaxPython: @saucemaster5000 
EvilBadman: @mapboardgames Oh god the laundry
 quasi79fu: gahd Sayori is adorable
 Beleqwaya: Pretty sure you can save before you have to make a choice anyways.
 GenericHerooo: @mapboardgames Your laundry
 betweenmyself: I pat Sayori’s head, pressing her contusion back down i to her skull.
 MAPBoardgames: Thanks! @saucemaster5000 @SaxPython
 thraximore:  oh my goodness the adorable
 GenericHerooo: Oh
 IzlanntheLion: you make me feel feels
 ghizmou: back to our asshole self
thefightnerd: i dont want anything bad to happen to these girls. lets stop here and pretend everything is ok forever
  Defrost: No she didn't misunderstand you brick...
benjamin_wheeler: jesus her spine
 CommanderPulsar: "I want to put it in my Stalker folder."
 gravity_pike: <mgs alert noise>
RoastedGravy: OH NO
 quasi79fu: ahhahha
RoastedGravy: UHHHHHH
 Banana_Swonk: uh
 Earthenone: head wounds do that sayori
teejayrivers: Arms spaghetti
 Saintnex: uhhhhhh
 SymphonicLolita: girl you good??
benjamin_wheeler: oh she has a concussion
 thraximore: this better not change art styles 
rabbitgta: head injury can do that
benjamin_wheeler: lit
 quasi79fu: maybe she needs a doctor??
  Defrost: Knees weak, palm sweaty
 HasturTheYellow: Concussion or Love?
patrick_stonecrusher: she gonna break your pencil tooo hehehe😏
 pn55: Did you eat breakfast today Sayori?
 PipeSmokingOwl: yea its just mild brain hemorage...adorable at best of times
 Earthenone: Bottles!
 quasi79fu: what//
SaxPython: send her in as a middle linebacker
 thraximore: 
 CommanderPulsar: Doki Doki Concussion Protocol.
  Defrost: scalp??
 circusofkirkus: pardon
 gualdhar: uh
 Sethalidos: nani the fuq?
 thraximore: ok it's a "metaphor"
  Juliamon: !ddlc
  LRRbot: Content warnings for this stream of  ̶N̶o̶w̶ ̶K̶i̶s̶s̶  Let's NOPE! include depictions of depression, abuse, suicide, and self-harm. Please do not take this warning lightly. For more warning see: https://ddlc.moe/warning
 quasi79fu: this isss...
Ryxiene: 
 Kaaosa: is adam literate yet
 quasi79fu: I dont know
 Mr_Horrible: pop bottles make it rain
 quasi79fu: Creeeepy
patrick_stonecrusher: 😏😏😏
 Seth_Erickson: He's getting there Kaaosa 
miu316: Happy Thoughts 
 Kaaosa: so proud
 MAPBoardgames: Finding happiness in bottles. I feel ya!
josh___something: A gentle reminder that this is a horror game... eventually
 Sethalidos: ever had that deep brain itch?
 aussie_rob_w: This is an odd poem.
 quasi79fu: I think we got Yuris poem by mistake
  Defrost: Sayori this is an intervention
 Rourke9: this seems dark
 DEATHlikescats: Hollowed out yourself for the hope of friends using your light
 The_Ninjurai: This doesn't seem spooky
BoomerAang_Squad: 🚩 🚩 🚩
 TheMerricat: @aussie_rob_w almost as if she's trying to tell us something... something about who she is and how she behaves around others.
 thraximore: good grief
 quasi79fu: Sayori u ok???
 HorusFive: "The only thing that brings me joy....that I haven't monitized"
TeamDarkBeginning: 
TetraRay: thats ... very sad
 itira: Dark
 Bearudite: weeewooo
 Earthenone: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
teejayrivers: OtakuJEFF: "What a nice poem  "
 quasi79fu: aahhahaahahah
offbeatwitch: breaktime!
 thraximore: 
 lion_byte: let's just marinate on this
matthaus_c: break time like the bottles
mhbmk2: aaaaaand breakt ime
thefightnerd: Zombie! Zombie! Zoh-ohm-bie bie bie!
 ghizmou: did you write this this morning again sayori?
 aussie_rob_w: Adam!!
 ElementalAlchemist: oooof
 azninsect: yep. break.
 Astramentha: 
elkae: 
 Roger_Job329: Can't live in past?
 aussie_rob_w: 
EvilBadman: Adam want Break, fast
 azninsect: 
TeamDarkBeginning: what a time for a break
 azninsect: everything is fine.
 aussie_rob_w: 
 Wondermoo: 
 HeraldBFC: 
 lion_byte: cycle your fluids folks!
 thraximore: this was her poem, right 
 Saintnex: uhhhh, Sayori... do you want to have a chat... like with a therapist?
 TheMerricat: !ddlc
  LRRbot: Content warnings for this stream of  ̶N̶o̶w̶ ̶K̶i̶s̶s̶  Let's NOPE! include depictions of depression, abuse, suicide, and self-harm. Please do not take this warning lightly. For more warning see: https://ddlc.moe/warning
 TheAlanHeffley: !adult
  LRRbot: I need a different adult!
 PipeSmokingOwl: cycle your fluids and your druids
talosparoxi: !quote adam
 Nydestroyer: the best thing about this is I dont remember a thing about this game at all besides the general premise so I am seeing this all basically for the first time lol
 Reydien: chat, if I recall LRR has a separate streaming computer, yes?
 ElihuAran: Is this original DDLC or the DDLC+ rerelease that came out in 2021?
Ignatiuspants: oh wow, I joined at quite a time