AFK || What on Earth are you Talking About? #sponsored

 TehAmelie: this is what we have come to, unprovoked dad jokes
Metric_Furlong: so it's a day ending in 'y' then 
 TehAmelie: *sweat drop*
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 UnhingedBear: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Join the LRR crew for a bonus AFK to show off this brand new party game available on Kickstarter. Game: What On Earth Are You Talking About?) at Wed 04:00 PM PST (1m from now).
 Diabore: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Join the LRR crew for a bonus AFK to show off this brand new party game available on Kickstarter. Game: What On Earth Are You Talking About?) at Wed 04:00 PM PST (0s ago).
 Diabore: *dab*
 PharaohBender27: Well done, @Diabore !
 Lizardman175: GG
 They_Are_Alyx:    
Metric_Furlong:  
 serramarkov: 
 beowuuf: 
 CAKHost: \o/  !
 CAKHost: Hello fellow humans! How human have you been today?
 serramarkov: Well, thank you, how are you?
  Juliamon: Unfortunately I've been extremely human today
Shadowsoflife: Yes very human
SnowBuddy18: I have decided not to be human today
Metric_Furlong: I have been adaquately and unsuspiciously human in all respects, fellow humans
TheAinMAP: Title change.
 Nigouki: hunani
 TemporallyAwry: !findquote space
  LRRbot: Quote #4347: "Hold on, we need to unplug space. Something's wrong." —Ian [2017-08-20]
 Nigouki: Humanity just keeps happening to me and I don't like it
 SocraticMethod: !findquote human
  LRRbot: Quote #6561: "Serge and James are straight-up the humaniest humans ever." —Cameron [2019-11-11]
 Nigouki: can barely type
 SocraticMethod: !findquote alien
TheAinMAP: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 PharaohBender27:  !
 CAKHost:  !
 They_Are_Alyx:    
 serramarkov: I am a human snuggling the stuffed facsimile of a smiling axolotl. Her name is Hitomi, and she is very soft.
 beowuuf:    
 SocraticMethod:     
 CAKHost: Aww
 A_Dub888: @LRRbot I thought Sege was a Golden retriever
 Diabore: i hate that twitch has started not starting a stream if im on the page before it starts
ihlendrax: !box
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  Juliamon: Diabore I find it's a coin flip whether it starts for me
 TemporallyAwry: !quote chat
  LRRbot: Quote #4570: "There's no chance Adam gets this in two shots." —chat, to Adam, before he got it in two shots. [2017-12-30]
 matthaus_c: !advice
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 whatonearth_etg: @Juliamon very unfortunate!
 Fruan: I nearly forgot about the bonus stream!
 Mischievous_Catgeist: !badadvice
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 TemporallyAwry: !goodadvice
  LRRbot: On the internet???
chaostreader: Time to find out which of LRR are aliens.
 beowuuf: #notsafeforalien
 serramarkov: Can anyone hear the music?
Metric_Furlong: aLRRens?
  Juliamon: Yes
 TimIAm: @serramarkov Yes
 Loonatic93: So...  Minnesnowda has hit again.  SNOWMAGEDDON 2023!!!!!!  Here we go!
  Juliamon: Music is audible
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for AFK! Tonight we are running back the kickstarter game, What on Earth are you Talking About? but with the spicy Not Safe for Aliens cards. http://lrr.cc/whatonearth http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FpnCPxcaQAALrCu.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1628546553605660672
Metric_Furlong: I was going to say I couldn't hear the music, then remembered I was already playing other, louder music, which was drowning it out
 CAKHost: Thank you for the updates fellow Humans! For those Humans who aren't doing so well, I hope things get better for you!
 serramarkov: Ah, just refreshed, thanks all!
 PharaohBender27: @Loonatic93 It's also snowing in Portland. Will be interesting to see if my workplace closes tomorrow or not.
 definenull: Head canon: this is the same universe as glurp
 SocraticMethod: !venga
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 cgwonder: hi friends!
 RoyalNPC: wow 20 months already
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Metric_Furlong: @definenull which they're playing on CtS next week
 iris_of_ether: @pharaohbender27 we had snow this morning north of Seattle. It's largely gone now, but may be back before the weekend....
Kelderan: Damn road quest music always gets me misty eyed
 matthaus_c: we've sure reached the point where the Main Theme makes me want to tear up
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 Loonatic93: Also, I pulled off a turn three poison kill in an "All Will Be One" Draft the other day.  So that's pretty cool!
micalovits: Comeon intro music, I just finished rewatching road quest! don't have time re-watch it again
Shadowsoflife: anyone else get ad for streamlab and find it weird there was an ad for streamlabs?
 SocraticMethod: !what
  LRRbot: LRR is playing "What On Earth Are You Talking About?", a party game by the makers of "Psycho Killer: The Card Game"! Check out the Kickstarter at https://lrr.cc/whatonearth
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 princess_intell: pour one out for saabine folks
  amative1: "Morning, in Dawson City..."
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 whatonearth_etg: It's happeniiiiing 
TheAinMAP:   
SquidVorb: Yessss
 cgwonder: i know these are kinda bonus streams for the sponsorship and therefore not a permenant fixture, but I'm really enjoying this earlier timeslot since i'm eight hours ahead of moonbase time
 BrowneePoints: the Planchet gets me every time
Metric_Furlong: cgwonder yeah, it's pretty nice
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TheAinMAP: Hello.
 korvys: What did you call me?
 cgwonder: greetings!
 DigitalSeahorse: oh good i clicked the wrong thing and thought it wasn't this
 maestrith: I really hope this game becomes part of the regular rotation.
 ButButTheJesus: greetings hoomans
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: oh heck yeah, great group of humans
 Mazrae: soo just heard on the news of two people went out on kayaks that got flipped over and they didnt know how to swim so im thinking why would you kayak if you didnt know how to swim
 Nigouki: Is it a special AFK because it's PIZZA NIGHT!?!?!?
 TimIAm: It's a Carmen Sandiego board game where you play as the thing she stole
 princess_intell: nelly looking like a fisherman this evening
JadedCynic: that's the travel version! 
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: This was great first time round, loving the run-back
 whatonearth_etg: @JadedCynic now there's an idea..
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy,  ,  ,  ,  ,  , and presumably  !
 princess_intell: @TimIAm so i sit in one place until a bunch of children show up?
MMoritz: I've not caught AFK in a long time. I'm excited to be here
  amative1: !patreon
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 ninja_theory_ashrams: hello, Beej, Matt, Nelson, Kathleen, Alex, and whoever is running tech
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 princess_intell: TY4HM, IG2BH
 maestrith: The house has been kept.
 SocraticMethod: !what
  LRRbot: Be an Alien and explain Human Concepts to your friends, to see if they can guess What On Earth Are You Talking About!  Check out the Kickstarter at https://lrr.cc/whatonearth
 whatonearth_etg: All three words were in the right order
 PharaohBender27: 
  Juliamon: MMoritz You've caught an excellent one! The first stream they did of this was fantastic.
 cgwonder: yaaaaaay!
JerryEris: Yay!
 A_Dub888:   
Metric_Furlong:   
Reduce_Sanity: @whatonearth_etg thanks!
 TimIAm: That's that LRR virality at work
MMoritz: thank you @juliamon
 whatonearth_etg: double funded w/ literal dollarydoos!
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 DigitalSeahorse: 
 SocraticMethod: $AUD = 'strayan dollarydoos
Metric_Furlong: if they're double-funded, does that mean they're getting paid in dollary-twos? 
 kusinohki: beej, the alien, doesn't understand the concept of "money"
2 raiders from BrettTricks have joined!
 TemporallyAwry: They "might" though 
Reduce_Sanity: Struth
 ninja_theory_ashrams: I learned their called Dollaridoos. The more you know
 Decaped: Nice hat!
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 PharaohBender27: 
 ninja_theory_ashrams: *they're
Metric_Furlong: Serge learned many things
 PharaohBender27: Dang
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 tidehollowcat: 2023 is the year of Serge learning things
 ani_laurel: All loonies will now be delivered as toonies
 emberBecky: Nelson is mvp alien
 PharaohBender27: 
 A_Dub888: Nelson "Premier 'What on Earth' Player of the Format" Salahub
 ninja_theory_ashrams: it's Paul
 DigitalSeahorse: I like Alex's hat
MMoritz: Is he not men? He is Alex
  Juliamon: #NOTAFAMILYSTREAM
 ninja_theory_ashrams: NSFA
 BrowneePoints: an 18+ rub 
 Dog_of_Myth: Good evening all
Metric_Furlong: so if you're a child: leave
Direcheck: sad jacob isn't here for this
 Mazrae: Alex's hat reminds me of Devo
 princess_intell: huzzah! i like dirty jokes
 Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: oh yeah, this is going to be interesting 
 jacqui_lantern234: so thats why Serge isnt here 
 PharaohBender27: @jacqui_lantern234 
 kusinohki: oh.  that's why serge isn't here this time...
 DigitalSeahorse: Matt also has a cool peaked cap
micalovits: Sneaky Beej
SquidVorb: Children exit now
 korvys: !nsfw
 korvys: Aw
 korvys: !adult
  LRRbot: I need an adult!
Kelderan: Serge can have a spicy side
 DigitalSeahorse: thronguses 
 SocraticMethod: Also some of the categories/"hints" are straight up lies
 HorusFive:  
 kusinohki: *waves at jacqui*
 ninja_theory_ashrams: let's find out what Aliens know of human mating rituals
KeytarCat: Planet Snorsh?
 Pteraspidomorphi: Have you been observing our earth?
 princess_intell: LRR: After Dark
 jacqui_lantern234: also hi chat!!!
Metric_Furlong: hello jacqui_lantern234
Shadowsoflife: Hey Jacqui
  Sarah_Serinde: You'll already know the answer, so don't say it in chat
 matthaus_c: I am perceived
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @jacqui_lantern234 !
 BrowneePoints: Oh no! I'm seen!
 Mazrae: so behave chat
 cgwonder: no spoilies
  Juliamon: Behave or we WILL mute you. Not even emote mode.
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 iSmartMan1: I am childsman
MMoritz: I think they're building an Eevee.
 ninja_theory_ashrams: just sit back and laugh
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 A_Catastrophic_Success: Antidisestablishmentarianism!
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 princess_intell: yay we can fucking swear
 HorusFive: For the record- if I get anything right it's purely by accident
Invitare: but windows are see-through
micalovits: Mods! 
 Phailhammer: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Metric_Furlong: the mods will step on us? 
 princess_intell: @HorusFive they put the answer on the screen
  amative1: @HorusFive I mean, we'll see the answer on screen by default
 SocraticMethod: Is stream getting framey for anyone else?
kinkerbellrose: Is it okay if we're just a (wo)man-child?
Kelderan: Yay mods!
 HorusFive: like if I ever get ANYTHING right
 Phailhammer: @Metric_Furlong   
 jessieimproved: 
MMoritz: They're made out of meat
 DeM0nFiRe: @SocraticMethod Yeah it is for me too
Shadowsoflife: @MMoritz Yea more Eevee
 red_shoes_jeff: @SocraticMethod Yes
 RealGamerCow: Nelly was real good at this, right?
 matthaus_c: @SocraticMethod same
 Mazrae: that sounds like a good start
Shadowsoflife: @MMoritz Meat?
 tidehollowcat: The mods are uninterested in your bullshit.
 Xafty: mod love GO!  
 matthaus_c: HAH
Invitare: oh my
 BaconL0rdes: Oh.
 Diabore: just smile chat 
 Pteraspidomorphi: Eeeexcellent
MMoritz: OH MY LORD.
 PharaohBender27: @SocraticMethod Oof, thought it was just me 
 MrGibberish: Oh
 DigitalSeahorse:    aliens!
 princess_intell: RIP mods
asddsa28: o nooo
chaostreader: This is going to be fun.
 matthaus_c: that -is- notable
 SnackPak_: 
 princess_intell: we love you
 NotCainNorAbel: fancy paul
 red_shoes_jeff: heh
 Gekyouryuu: it's a notable human invention, alright
kinkerbellrose: Ooh boy.
 ButButTheJesus:  
 CururuGuasu: Star Wars Holliday Special
Shadowsoflife: wow
 Mazrae: coffee pong
 BaconL0rdes: @SocraticMethod Yeah same
 DigitalSeahorse: the sandwitch
 PharaohBender27: 
 serramarkov: 
 mitomanox: @DeM0nFiRe I just saw you gifted me with a sub days ago. Thank you so much! I LOVE this channel more than MANY things in life. 
Kelderan: Starting off strong
 definenull: starting off strong I see
 cgwonder: help
 PharaohBender27: 
 matthaus_c: LeBron gets it!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
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 MaxTurkeyFlaps: What a great night to resub!
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 MAPBoardgames: The Internet is really, really, great...
 Mazrae: coffee pong will be my only guess because i doubt that it will be in there
 whatonearth_etg: NelBron James
JadedCynic: but again, Nelly proves why he gets the reputation
 ArisuGunplaSFW: 100 Excited to see this demo game! Thanks LRR 
 BrowneePoints: Alex's affectation is gonna kill me
 Loonatic93: This isn't exactly a sanctioned WOEARTA tournament.
 cgwonder: 
 Diabore: 
micalovits: An alien might describe it as notable
 baltimore_667083: 
 NotCainNorAbel: it was explosive
  amative1: Oh that's definitely notable
 PharaohBender27: 
 Gekyouryuu: notable just means you made a note of it
 matthaus_c: HAH
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 laikagoat:   
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 definenull: HAH
 SnackPak_: 
 cgwonder: hahahahaha
 jacqui_lantern234: AHAHAHAHAHA
NimrodXIV: snort
 ButButTheJesus: true tho!
 PharaohBender27: 
SquidVorb: 
 cgwonder: Kathleen!
 matthaus_c: OH MY GOD
 emberBecky: jesus
 SocraticMethod: @LoadingReadyRun stream might be dropping frames or there might be an issue with ingestion. Getting framrate drops constantly
 Brozard: WOW
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha absolutely perfect clue
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 HorusFive: from Down TOWN!
 jessieimproved: perfection
 baltimore_667083: KEK
kinkerbellrose: THIS MAN
 Mazrae: good start Kathleen
 lochnessseammonster:  
 Brozard:    
 matthaus_c: 2 words! TWO whole words
 MrTheWalrus: Amazing
 TheWriterAleph: from downtoooown
Kelderan: Amazing
 BusTed: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
JadedCynic: alex get's an honorable mention there 
 iris_of_ether: !clip
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therisingtithes: the SOUL READ
 airylan: Nelson is so good at this game
asddsa28: wooo hes to good
 Xafty: man, nelly is good at this
 whatonearth_etg: He can't be stopped hahhaa
 red_shoes_jeff: It's time to ROTATE THE HUMANS!
 tehfewl:  
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Invitare: going counter clockwise this week too
 santural: HOW is Nelson so good
 MrTheWalrus: 'Beej: Become Human'
 matthaus_c: Nelson is just the most Human
 SpicyNapalm: I think I missed part of the rules explanation, is there a restriction on what words the aliens can use/what are they looking at on those cards?
 laikagoat: does the stream briefly get randomly framey for anyone else
 matthaus_c: @laikagoat yep
Mortimew: I'm sad this is only an hour long
Direcheck: will nelson just be retired champion of this game after this?
 Diabore: just smile chat!
 Diabore: 
 laikagoat: @laikagoat ok, thanks
NimrodXIV: HAH
 matthaus_c: good start
 ani_laurel: The aliens get a series of letters that the clue has to match
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 jacqui_lantern234: HOLY SHIT BEEJ
 beowuuf: @SpicyNapalm letters they have to use in order
 SocraticMethod: @SpicyNapalm Aliens have cards that have bunch of letters. they can only use words in order that start with that letter
 HorusFive: The FIX!
 DeM0nFiRe: These clues are too stronig
 DigitalSeahorse: 
JadedCynic: he's a dad; nelson is used to being asked awkward pseudo-questions
 thegitrogsquirrel: STI
 SpicyNapalm: @socraticmethod thanks!
 Dog_of_Myth: Good snort Alex
 kusinohki: @spicynapalm  the alien cards have a list of letters.  the aliens have to use words starting with those letters in order
 TheWriterAleph: alex's joy is just what i needed tonight 
 ButButTheJesus: 
 trainpants: strong showings from all parties
  Juliamon: SpicyNapalm So for instance, Kathleen's clue of "Was Floppy" meant the letters on her card started with W F.
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/DifficultAuspiciousPresidentEagleEye-n2QlarmzwSDQvrQc
Kelderan: Just screaming STDS
 jacqui_lantern234: @JadedCynic he also has to infer a lot of info from his small humans
JadedCynic: ^^^^
  amative1: wut
 matthaus_c: oh my god
 Gekyouryuu: 
micalovits: Oh dear
 BaconL0rdes: I'M SORRY WHAT
 Diabore: just
 red_shoes_jeff: HAH!
 SocraticMethod: Oh gods
 PharaohBender27: Oh dear
 Diabore: smile
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 Diabore: 
 definenull: huh
 baltimore_667083: oh my god
 SpicyNapalm: thanks everyone! 
 ninja_theory_ashrams: !Vaseline
 jacqui_lantern234: OH NO
 laikagoat: huh
MMoritz: Crikey
therisingtithes: '''ritual'''?
 Loonatic93: Why is that a thing?
 jessieimproved: hah
 baltimore_667083: watch him get it first try
 Mazrae:     
 SocraticMethod: I said the categories were lies
 DeM0nFiRe: lmao
 Dog_of_Myth: WOW
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 mister_nibbles: oh good, asshole clean
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 matthaus_c: he gets the EXACT WORDS
 TheWriterAleph: gdi nelly 
 princess_intell: NELLY
 jacqui_lantern234: WHAT THE SHIT NELLY
 ArisuGunplaSFW: Nelly is on fire
NimrodXIV: did they just take all the cards from the NSFA set?
James_the_Dabbler: Hey what the heck
hi_im_emily: who called it bleaching your asshole and not changing your ringtone
  Juliamon: NimrodXIV Most of them!
 Pteraspidomorphi: NimrodXIV: Mostly
micalovits: @NimrodXIV Beej removed some of them, and added some normal ones
 TemporallyAwry: I feel like this might have trouble with the youtube vod 
 DigitalSeahorse:  i would have guessed bidet
 princess_intell: is nelly a telepath
SquidVorb: aww
 Mazrae: mostly but safe ones are mixed in
 PharaohBender27: @TemporallyAwry Look, if that LRL with the animal penis quiz didn't get taken down, I think this will be fine 
 SpicyNapalm: a wholesome reason for Nelly to know this dirty knowledge
 HorusFive: What I'm hearing is Nelly is teaching his children some interestingly inappropirate terms
 Athelgar: years of self censoring on the internet have made an entire generation perfect for this game
kinkerbellrose: Excccuse me. The what?
 SocraticMethod: @TemporallyAwry BUt that was educational, like Animal Channel
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 bigburley97: Woohoo! 7 months!!
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 whatonearth_etg: @NimrodXIV A selection of them! The NSFA expansion will ship with 150 cards in total, with 25 of those cards being 'red herring' safe cards. You can shuffle them all into the base game or play just NSFA 
 PharaohBender27: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 matthaus_c: DAMN
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 jacqui_lantern234: DAMN
 Gekyouryuu: I feel like making this NSFW made it EASIER
Despoiler98:     FROM DOWNTOOOOOWN
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 matthaus_c: competitive What On Earth team forming here
Kelderan: Thanks to the designer of the onscreen UI (I assume Paul). It would be so hard to follow without it
 princess_intell: the internet has made us all horny
 ButButTheJesus: 
 jacqui_lantern234: were denezens of the internet, paul!!!!
micalovits: It is a limited category I guess
 matthaus_c: the internet has made us all performatively horny
 ani_laurel: I think its cuz you know they're horny instead of all of humanity
 princess_intell: or we were all horny and the internet just brought it out of us
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/EasyToughShingleRickroll-HikcXxdfa8uiZva-
 jacqui_lantern234: @matthaus_c performitively?!?!
NimrodXIV: holy crap beej
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
Invitare: is this a speed run?
 SpicyNapalm: they are TOO GOOD
TetraRay: no scope
kinkerbellrose: I can't wait for a clean one to just STUMP them.
 baltimore_667083: sheeeeeesh
iarethel0ser: I am becoming non-zero unsettled by this speed.
 SkylerRingtail: Gonna have to break out the extra naughty cards at this rate
 matthaus_c: @jacqui_lantern234 I am, weirdly enough, ace spec after all 
 definenull: I think the nsfa made it way easier
 Diabore: the SFW one is gonna throw them all for a loop
Invitare: did Nelly award a Best Alien?
Kelderan: Amusingly the After Dark edition of Codenames was quite difficult
NimrodXIV: phrasing
 ButButTheJesus: "peace"
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 baltimore_667083: hey! that was my line! 
 KaleidoscopeMind: in piece(s)
kinkerbellrose: Oh I'm using that one.
 DigitalSeahorse:    Alex
 BrowneePoints: No, they come and p-   
 kusinohki: there's an after dark version of Codenames??
 jacqui_lantern234: @matthaus_c oh same, im just saying absurd shit for the meme. dont take that comment seriously
Kelderan: Yeah. It was the black box
asddsa28: what is this none sese
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/BravePatientDunlinPrimeMe-tpZauL_6S9I4UiGi
 mister_nibbles: are other people getting some dropped frames or is the lag on my end
Shadowsoflife: @kusinohki This?
Kelderan: I do not recommend it.
 DeM0nFiRe: Everyone has been very good at giving clues
 Xafty: this is just absurd how they are sniping these, bravo
 PharaohBender27: @mister_nibbles I have at times
  Juliamon: mister_nibbles It's not just you
 baltimore_667083: if it happens in denver it could be the literal mile high club
 Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: right. I'm actually watching a live stream (I just tried to rewind some seconds)
 cgwonder: dropped frames seem to be twitch being twitch
 whatonearth_etg: This is an incredible performance
kinkerbellrose: I think they just all been around each other too long and can read their minds.
TetraRay: LOL
 DigitalSeahorse: orgy
 SocraticMethod: Are they all "intriguing mating ritual"?
 HIYgamer: Wow
 mister_nibbles: yay twitch being twitch
 DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
 matthaus_c: @SocraticMethod there's also notable human inventions
 KaleidoscopeMind: "discovering"?
 Dog_of_Myth: Too powerful, too lewd.
 BrowneePoints: Comedians and dirty jokes. Name a more consummate pair
 HIYgamer: Kathleen and Nelly are on fire tonight
 jacqui_lantern234: everybody here is just very lewd
KeytarCat: But...is it not good?
JadedCynic: LRR as a whole is DISTURBINGLY GOOD at this...
 matthaus_c: distressingly skilled
 RealGamerCow: Alex' answer is one to many, Kathleen's was many to many
 beowuuf: tbf the nsfw narrows things down.... honestly 
 ninja_theory_ashrams: oh my
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 A_Dub888: 
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/TalentedKindPresidentPoooound-aBud-Wdpol93hJ8T
LeeshaJoy: Yeah I think the deck should have been 50/50 regular and NSFW
 DEATHlikescats: Matt is so close!
 ArisuGunplaSFW: I will be honest, I am not loving the fully NSFW set.
 HorusFive: oh no. Matt knows too many terms for this!
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  Juliamon: LeeshaJoy It could still be, and they didn't shuffle enough
 SocraticMethod: Matt going through every type 
  Sarah_Serinde: Remember that they can see chat
 cgwonder: there are some regular cards in there too, but i don't think its 50/50
SquidVorb: @arisugunplasfw username checks out
 TemporallyAwry: It's amazing that THIS is what tripped them up.
 princess_intell: does saying "i'm stumped" count as a spoiler
 PharaohBender27: Got there!
 A_Dub888: 
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 notthepenguins: right for grilfs lmfao
  Defrost: @Sarah_Serinde, *scuddles into some conspicuous bushes*
 SpicyNapalm: Matt was swinging for the fences!
 azninsect: GRILFS 
 matthaus_c: DILFs are pretty wide
JadedCynic: Matt, stated with 'daddy' at the beginning of the round....
 BrowneePoints: Grandpa
 BrowneePoints: GRandpa
 A_Dub888: Matt "Thinking too wide" Grifiths
 jacqui_lantern234: dare i ask what a grilf is
 BrowneePoints: GILF is Grandmother
 jacqui_lantern234: nevermind
TetraRay: the things i learn
 bytecaster: Good thing we cleared up the ILF taxonomy
 KaleidoscopeMind: and then we have the gif vs jif thing with GILF
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 matthaus_c: oh my
Shadowsoflife: kinky
 SpicyNapalm: but then what is a SHELF?
 Graham_LRR: More like “peach gobbler” amirite?
  Juliamon: Oh, I've done art commissions of this!
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MMoritz: I'm beginning to suspect this is a bit silly
 Graham_LRR: Dial it back, Alex 😄
 korvys: Alex went past it, lol
 iris_of_ether: 
 SocraticMethod: Alex going bit too hard 
  Sarah_Serinde: So many variations on spanking before they actually hit it 
 DEATHlikescats: Y’all are TOO knowledgeable
 princess_intell: hey G
 tehfewl: 0-100 real quick
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 beowuuf: 
 jae_dorian: too strong
 Hulyen: too online for these clues lol
 DEATHlikescats: Lol
ghyllnox: Impact play is more general
 Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: impact play is a lot broader than just spanking
kinkerbellrose: Remember when we had simple words for things. Pepperidge farms remembers. xD
 DigitalSeahorse: oh deer 
 ninja_theory_ashrams: yes, indulge
 saucemaster5000: ooh another early week of this game? Hope everyone's having a good one!!
 mister_nibbles: i backed this kickstarter after the last stream and im real sad i gotta wait till next year to play it at our monthly game night lol
  Juliamon: Impact play also encompasses flogging
 matthaus_c: oh jesus
 Mischievous_Catgeist: isekai
 BrowneePoints: Vroom Vroom Mommy
 Fruan: Beej no!
Lysander_salamander: Reminds me of that series of comics about space aliens trying to figure out human concepts.
 ButButTheJesus: jaysus
Metric_Furlong: it's a lot wider, also a lot wierder when you get up to third impact play
  Graham_LRR: Lemme see them crumple zones
 Diabore: 
 BrowneePoints: i can't believe I typed that
 princess_intell: i assumed "impact play" was a football thing
 HIYgamer: I've seen Crash Bandicoot. Does that count?
Kelderan: And whipping and caning. I mean what?
NimrodXIV: Alex pls
 kilnfiendpotter: WHAT did I just walk into
 DEATHlikescats: Lol
 DigitalSeahorse: hehe
 RealGamerCow: This could pretty easily be adapted to Tabletop Simulator, to be played by people who have all bought the game of course.
 jacqui_lantern234: @kilnfiendpotter normal human things
 NotCainNorAbel: @kilnfiendpotter normal day, normal LRR
 niccus: you walked into BTS
 BrowneePoints: @kilnfiendpotter NSFW deck
 kilnfiendpotter: I walked in and the first thing I hear is Alex talking about BOOBIES
 DigitalSeahorse: teets
 PharaohBender27: @kilnfiendpotter The Not Safe for Alien pack of this game 
 DEATHlikescats: Booba
Metric_Furlong: if you're a child: leave
 ButButTheJesus: @kilnfiendpotter its too late for us! save yourself!
 kilnfiendpotter: Hahaha hi everyone!!!
  Juliamon: Michelle, cover the little one's ears for this
therisingtithes: I am dying
 beowuuf: behind the scenes
 ArisuGunplaSFW: I feel like this game could be really funny with regular prompts. Knowing it's all NSFW really narrows the possibilities and makes it too easy.
TetraRay: theres "some"
 kilnfiendpotter: This is a joy to walk into
 mister_nibbles: no Paul, this is PURE GOLD
therisingtithes: also hey @kilnfiendpotter !
 bytecaster: I deduced from context clues that this was 18+!
 teabread_: AFK After Dark
 BaconL0rdes: @mister_nibbles Like a shower.
 teabread_: quick, someone make a graphic
 BrowneePoints: the most erogenous lobe, the earlobe
 DigitalSeahorse: don't you mean safe words?
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 matthaus_c: speedrun!
 Dog_of_Myth: Hiya @kilnfiendpotter Welcome to the chaos.
 DEATHlikescats: Y’all are masterly
 DeM0nFiRe:  in more ways than one
 saucemaster5000: sorry, they were too quick again
 beowuuf: meta
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 laikagoat: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 whatonearth_etg: @kilnfiendpotter I can't imagine what this is like for someone with no context hahah
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Heckhoundbolt: 
Lysander_salamander: 
 mister_nibbles: its ok Alex, it happens to everyone
 matthaus_c: bees
 Diabore: mawps
 SocraticMethod: mawp
Metric_Furlong: ow my ears
 Mazrae: beees
 iris_of_ether: 
 Heckhoundbolt: Static
therisingtithes: I am really hoping this replaces the other game in their regular Tabletop Day rotation, if only because it is simultaneously more complex and infinitely funnier.
 kilnfiendpotter: I literally came from giving my baby tummytime in a pastel woodland creature wonderland, and now I'm watching friends scream "boobies!!" at each other
 Diabore: "good now"
micalovits: @kilnfiendpotter Normal Wednesday, eh?
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 ButButTheJesus: @kilnfiendpotter as is tradition!
 MrTheWalrus: @kilnfiendpotter The duality of human experience!
 bytecaster: Very strong
 DEATHlikescats: So good
 azninsect: wow
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DEATHlikescats: Y’all are on a wavelength
 kilnfiendpotter: That was excellent
 mister_nibbles: who is cake again
 DEATHlikescats: The toilet humor is strong with this crew
 santural: Totally agree that the lewdness adds to the predictability. Still hilarious
 jacqui_lantern234: @kilnfiendpotter YOURE EXCELLENT
 DigitalSeahorse: let them sit on their cake too
 SpicyNapalm: I feel like they should play without giving the category hint since they are getting it so easily
 matthaus_c: hey I'm Brazilian
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 SocraticMethod: #NotSponsored
Kelderan: Nelly oon fire
 BrowneePoints: Male Downstairs Lawn Fastidiousness
 niccus: make your lawn a garden
 SocraticMethod: mawp
Metric_Furlong: #LawnFastidiousness
 whatonearth_etg: NelBron James back at it
TotallyNotaBeholder: How many is a brazillian (sorry, had to)
 kilnfiendpotter: That sounds like great copy for a podcast sponsor
 DigitalSeahorse: eep
 DiamondMX: It is important to keep your front bottom tidy.
 ekimekim: what..what about the back lawn?
TetraRay: don't forget the back lawn if you need to
 ButButTheJesus: much mawp
 cgwonder: beej has bees in his mic
 matthaus_c: 
 Diabore: many many bees
 SquareDotCube: testopiary
 Mischievous_Catgeist: no mopping on stream
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Invitare: Liiive Bees!
 BrowneePoints: Someone had a full on Daft Punk in their mic
kinkerbellrose: Dial Beej for BEEs.
 Viewers_Like_You: Is there any chance it's watch+mic=buzz?
 kilnfiendpotter: Beej is made of bees, breaking news
 ContingentCat: !paullove
  LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
 saucemaster5000: shout outs to those with a 1950s suburban front lawn and a swamp in the back
 matthaus_c: all mawped out
 azninsect: BEEj?
 BrowneePoints: BEEj
Cptasparagus: I just got an ad for "gilette intimate products"
 DigitalSeahorse: 👊
 BrowneePoints: @azninsect singular braincell
 SocraticMethod: @saucemaster5000 That's profoundly cursed
 GhostValv: D:
 Fruan: So after they go through them all, they do them again but only with mime, right?
 azninsect: BrowneePoints but who has it toady?
 cgwonder: very intriguing
 Xafty: ouch
 azninsect: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: hehe
 kilnfiendpotter: LOLOL
 jessieimproved: Now I'm like, what did they take out of the deck
 matthaus_c: Shat On Butt to the tune of Uptown Girl
Direcheck: humanity is very creative in their mating rituals
 matthaus_c: *Shaft
 BrowneePoints: OH NO
 GDwarble: Oh dear
 SocraticMethod: Oh wow
Kelderan: I don't think we want to know
 saucemaster5000: oh geez
 NonUniqueGuy: Wow
 PharaohBender27: 
Shadowsoflife: interesting
 GhostValv: oh no~
NimrodXIV: not fastidious
Lysander_salamander: running up that hill
  amative1: good luck
 bigburley97: hmmm
 kilnfiendpotter: Oh my
 jae_dorian: oh honey no
 ElektroTal: what did i walk into
 Twilight_Spark: I don't even know what this means.
 DigitalSeahorse: forest
 BrowneePoints: @ElektroTal nsfw deck
 matthaus_c: @ElektroTal oh hey that's what Michelle said
 ElektroTal: lolol
 kilnfiendpotter: @ElektroTal YEP that was me
 ContingentCat: 
 cgwonder: 
 jacqui_lantern234: @ElektroTal a normal wednesday night
Shadowsoflife: ^
 ElektroTal: i loved this game last time, lol
 DigitalSeahorse: skeet?
 SocraticMethod: @Twilight_Spark Does term "merkin" ring a bell?
 Dog_of_Myth: @ElektroTal Welcome to the chaos
 whatonearth_etg: this is the one
 Loonatic93: Alex was trying to reference Love Canal.
 ninja_theory_ashrams: bring it back
 jessieimproved: I mean, I do understand this one, but this is hard
 DigitalSeahorse: oh
 GhostValv: wowie
 azninsect: hahahaha
 SnackPak_: dang
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 matthaus_c: WOO
NimrodXIV: lol
 TimIAm: I missed the rules so this is just delightful gibberish
iarethel0ser: 
 jessieimproved: well I'm impressed
 ekimekim: way better than 80's or 2000's Bush, for sure
 jacqui_lantern234: OF COURSE beej gets it
 PharaohBender27: I didn't even know that was a TERM until now!
Lysander_salamander: I didn't know it would be that precise?
 Mazrae: how did he get that
 korvys: @LoadingReadyRun We've had a couple of people surprised when they come in - Maybe "18+" or "NSFW" should be in the stream title?
  Sarah_Serinde: Beej did also read all these cards ahead of time
Kelderan: @ekimekim Ehehe. true
 bytecaster: Pre EPA Lawn
micalovits: Beej!
Alex_Frostfire: On the one hand I don't know what that is, on the other I definitely shouldn't google it.
 Decaped: Oh god, that's a quote.
 jessieimproved: @korvys Yes we should probably have a flair for this stream
SquidVorb: not yet
 kilnfiendpotter: More of a Carter time
 saucemaster5000: Reagan didn't congeal until the 80s its true
 whatonearth_etg: We recommend shuffling the NSFA expansion into the base game to up the difficulty! Or you can play with concentrated smut like the LRR team hahah
JadedCynic: Reagan was governor of california in the 70s
 Loonatic93: Reagan was governor of California in the 1970's.
 kusinohki: the term "concentrated smut" amuses me...
 ekimekim: is it a peculiar (human behaviour) or a (peculiar human) behaviour?
 santural: @saucemaster5000 said perfectly
 BrowneePoints: LOL the sponsors coming in to call yall the champs of concentrated smut XD
 kilnfiendpotter: @whatonearth_etg "Concentrated Smut" is the name of my 80punk cover band
Metric_Furlong: ekimekim yes
JadedCynic: @saucemaster5000 I disagree - he effed up post-secondary education for USA in the 70s (as California's governor)
 Mazrae: anyone else have some dropped frames??
 kilnfiendpotter: **80's punk
 ekimekim: HOW
 PharaohBender27: 
 ryu9969: which pledge level gets the expansion ?
 matthaus_c: YO
Lysander_salamander: nice
NimrodXIV: holy shit
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
 azninsect: 
 DeM0nFiRe: Wow
 GhostValv: 
 jacqui_lantern234: HOLY SHIT
 A_Dub888: 
micalovits: Smooth!
  amative1: Don't Kinkshame Me
 bytecaster: They are so powerful
 emberBecky: wow
 hb8u: ooookay
TetraRay: the 100% hits on these!  How!
 DiamondMX: Alex is a psychic confirmed.
 MrTheWalrus: How did he do that?
 Mcgwee:  
Metric_Furlong: alex, are you a wizard?
 Xafty: i would be so bad at this
 ButButTheJesus: HYES
 santural: 
 red_shoes_jeff: 
 ContingentCat: 
 SpicyNapalm: MY GOD HE'S GONE SUPER SAIYAN
 matthaus_c: I'm kink-asking-why
LeeshaJoy: Y'all are unsettlingly good at this
 cgwonder: unbelievable
 DEATHlikescats: Alex been online too much, knows all of it
kinkerbellrose: This is going to be pure chaos. I am so here for it.
 jae_dorian: not kink shaming, kink asking why
EvilBadman: If only beej had the letters to refer to the crapshot with him
 PharaohBender27: How many intriguing mating rituals are there!? Are there any boring ones?
 whatonearth_etg: these particular aliens are too powerful. Feel free to up the difficulty Beej! Too powerful!
NimrodXIV: Beej
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 whatonearth_etg: charming meal hahahaha
 matthaus_c: a charming meal
 DigitalSeahorse: pie
 azninsect: too good a hint
 azninsect: charming meal
 cgwonder: so charming
 kilnfiendpotter: Beej is unreasonably great at this and I love it
 ninja_theory_ashrams: Colonel Angus
 SpicyNapalm: the point spread is almost even. hadn't even noticed!
Kelderan: Amazing
 DiamondMX: I take it this is an adult add-on for the game?
 MrTheWalrus: @PharaohBender27 Presumably the aliens aren't asking about the boring ones
 DiamondMX: Or is the game this horny by default?
 azninsect: ok so the whiplash from this session and last session is so much and i love it
 BrowneePoints: I mean it's better than ventriloquisting it to sing Gilbert and Sullivan Chat
 PharaohBender27: @DiamondMX This is an expansion pack
 SocraticMethod: @DiamondMX Not Safe for Aliens expansion
 DeM0nFiRe: Wow haha
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
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 azninsect: charming 
 jacqui_lantern234: BEEJ 
 ElektroTal: in stereo
 saucemaster5000: charming
Lysander_salamander: drift compatible
 matthaus_c: the one brain cell
 Hulyen: "charming"? lmao
 jae_dorian: charming
 ninja_theory_ashrams: drift compatible
 BITs19_: just got here! what are the cards that the aliens have?
NimrodXIV: charming
 Mcgwee:   
 azninsect: oh nooooooo
 PharaohBender27: D:
 SnackPak_: 
NimrodXIV: noooo
 GhostValv: wowie
 Fruan: noooo
 A_Dub888 crosses legs
 BrowneePoints: as yes Beef and Broccoli flavored condoms
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Rogue_07: Hoisin Teriyaki Boners
 niccus: *do* people make savory flavored condoms?
 saucemaster5000: I guess you want it to taste like meat
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 kilnfiendpotter: KATHLEEN
 jessieimproved: Worchestershire Sauce
 azninsect: lets get some HP sauce flavoured ones
 ContingentCat: PAUL
 SquareDotCube: Beef Stew :[
 SnackPak_: Paul!
 niccus: problem is you don't want the recipient to bite
TetraRay: no brown sauce
 ninja_theory_ashrams: Fancy cuips
 azninsect: SRIRACHA
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 jacqui_lantern234: man, its just now occuring to me how different screaming "beej" has in this exact context
 kilnfiendpotter: PAUL
AnOddSmith: In australia it's vegemite
 mister_nibbles: i am concerned
 TemporallyAwry: !IncoherentScreaming
 DiamondMX: I wonder if savoury flavoured condoms would be less gross than the fruit ones.
 SpicyNapalm: cursed condom flavors is a horrifying rabbit hole
 ButButTheJesus: what did paul say?
 ninja_theory_ashrams: all dressed
 Ravensfest: Salt and Vinegar>
ThorSokar: Lorna's NEW line of Specialty Flavored Condoms!
 DiamondMX: @ButButTheJesus Paul said HP Brown Sauce
 Dog_of_Myth: WOW
 whatonearth_etg: now thats a poem
 azninsect: 
 azninsect: cant lose
SnowBuddy18: we definitely need more savoury condoms, but on the other hand, it's probably already savoury without
 ElektroTal: that felt like a haiku
 Decaped: we're writing koans at this point
Mashamino: 
 GhostValv: 
 A_Dub888:  
Lysander_salamander: 
EvilBadman: That was nearly a Haiku
 kilnfiendpotter: @SnowBuddy18 YES
JadedCynic: and we're only 40 min into this game...
 jacqui_lantern234: AHAHAHAHAHAHA BEEJ YES
 BrowneePoints: That sounds like Poetry Kathleen
Lysander_salamander: this is delightful
 cgwonder: 
 red_shoes_jeff: Alex pulling ahead
 ElektroTal: or a koan, yeah
 BrowneePoints: or song lyrics
 matthaus_c: for sale, cock sad
 trainpants: palms are sweaty
 santural: YES
SquidVorb: my JAW hurts
 ButButTheJesus: @DiamondMX 
 kilnfiendpotter: I want to. see *that* episode of Friday Night Lights
 breadisbest1: !next
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 BrowneePoints: @kilnfiendpotter REALLY focused on the Tight Ends that episode
 DiamondMX: @ButButTheJesus I'd try it. Love me some brown sauce on sausages.
JadedCynic: LoadingReadyRun: the master of bawdy koans
 kilnfiendpotter: @BrowneePoints *snort*
 azninsect: oh my
rossdax23: "cock sad, nuts tight" needs to be on a magic sleeve
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahahah
 azninsect: hahahahahaha
 PharaohBender27: D:
 matthaus_c: oh! for sale, cock sad, never cum
TetraRay: HAHAHAHA
 azninsect: HAHAHAHAHAHA
NimrodXIV: pfft
 jacqui_lantern234: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 SpicyNapalm: YES
kinkerbellrose: HAHAHA
 matthaus_c: YES
 GhostValv: wowie
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 SnackPak_:    
micalovits: Nailed it!
Lysander_salamander: 
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
 Dog_of_Myth: YES
 cgwonder: yessss matt
 jae_dorian: amazing!!!
 public_key_reveal_party:   
 iris_of_ether: 
 kilnfiendpotter: BAHAHAHAHA
 DeM0nFiRe: lmao
 DEATHlikescats: Y’all this is magical
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 ButButTheJesus: 
Mashamino: just wow
 azninsect: perfection
 ninja_theory_ashrams: back on the m menu
philliefan2010: highlight reel!
 cgwonder: 
 princess_intell: hello highlights reel
Lysander_salamander: this is great
 BrowneePoints: i'm laughing so hard I'm hurting
 bytecaster: I'm seeing stars
 kilnfiendpotter: Oh, *this* is how we Phyrexianized Omnomnath
 jacqui_lantern234: as a millenial, i would be so offended if it wasnt so accurate
TetraRay: yeah that was number 2
 mister_nibbles: please stop i cant breathe   
 MrGibberish: @kilnfiendpotter Nooooo
Lysander_salamander: oh dear
 BrowneePoints: @kilnfiendpotter wait who ate his omnussy? I'm betting Urabrask
 cgwonder: BEEj
 innerbeard: @kilnfiendpotter quotable
NimrodXIV: HAH
 beowuuf: LOL
 matthaus_c: phyrussification
  amative1: Take that outside: A naughty man's romance
NimrodXIV: "works"
 Dog_of_Myth: @kilnfiendpotter Wow also well done.
JadedCynic: the game makers are probably gonna watch this stream and think "see, I kinda expected rounds to last longer than this"
 azninsect: i shan't!
 BrowneePoints: ah yes, Kenneth Branagh talking during sex
 MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Just got here.  The sponsors were given a presumed content warning/okay I assume? 
 saucemaster5000: I can has?
 Mischievous_Catgeist: @JadedCynic they were in chat earlier
  Sarah_Serinde: @JadedCynic I mean whatonearth_etg has been here the whole time 
 NonUniqueGuy: Can the entire stream just be one big highlight?
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/ImpossibleMildWatercressJebaited-MEPJ5uZvOWpM-fr6
 mister_nibbles: @MyClosePersonalFriendJohn well the sponsors made the game so... 
 SpicyNapalm: @jadedcynic we've all struggled with short rounds before 
EvilBadman: @MyClosePersonalFriendJohn They literally wrote the cards?
  Juliamon: The sponsors are here
DapperKoala2: @MyClosePersonalFriendJohn they have an entire pack called "Not Safe For Aliens", I think they're fine with this.
 whatonearth_etg: @MyClosePersonalFriendJohn Yes! In fact...we requested it 
 Pteraspidomorphi: "They know what they did!"
 MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: @MyClosePersonalFriendJohn True...
TetraRay: well played
JadedCynic: @SpicyNapalm chef_kiss dot gif
 jacqui_lantern234: AHAHAHAHAH
 MrTheWalrus: THE website
   LoadingReadyRun: The sponsors specifically requested this 
 matthaus_c: IYKYK
Reduce_Sanity: Oh my god beeeeeej
 Phailhammer: My favourite DB troll. 
 Gekyouryuu: Pornhub: it's a show about nuttin'
 SpicyNapalm: I would try to give a hint about an iconic drum beat
micalovits: Oh no Nelly, thats gonna come back to haunt me
Metric_Furlong: wait, don't answer that
 saucemaster5000: pornhub has a soundtrack? Is it on vinyl?
 DeM0nFiRe: lmao
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahaah
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahaha
 GhostValv: wowie
 cgwonder: NOOT
 Gekyouryuu: hello, highlight reel
 DeM0nFiRe: oh my god
 SpicyNapalm: OH MY GOD
 NonUniqueGuy: Beej was so happy to get that one
  Juliamon: NOOT
 Rogue_07: Beej is *so* excited to get that one
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 jacqui_lantern234: HOLY SHIT IM DYING XD
KeytarCat: NOOT NOOOOT
  amative1: Beej is so happy
Lysander_salamander: noot
 Diabore: beej SO excited for queefing
 beowuuf: @Gekyouryuu  
Mashamino: NOOT NOOT
 azninsect: NOOT NOOT
 matthaus_c: NOOT NOOT
 kilnfiendpotter: SCREAMING
NimrodXIV: crying
 AkiraBalance27: brilliant
 DiamondMX: I've never heard someone scream Queefing with that enthusiasm before.
 kilnfiendpotter: NOOT NOOT
 TheWriterAleph: "Queefing! Queefing! Queefing!" -Beej, 2023
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 ekimekim: 🐧🐧
 Rogue_07: @NonUniqueGuy high five
 DEATHlikescats: Not not!
 jae_dorian: noot noot
TetraRay: Noot Noot ..... AHAHAHa
 underhill33: 
 beowuuf: 
 MrTheWalrus: i am ded
Kelderan: Wooooow
 Mazrae: im dying
  Graham_LRR: Holy crap I’m dying
 jacqui_lantern234: HOLY SHIT KATHLEEN
 cgwonder: my face hurts from laughing
 Mischievous_Catgeist: ok that one killed me
 matthaus_c: holy shit do we have to end at only an hour
 BITs19_: you've heard of "yiff yiff yiff!", now get ready for "Queefing! Queefing! Queefing!"
 DEATHlikescats: Queefing is forever changed
 matthaus_c: yiff yiff NOOT NOOT
 DigitalSeahorse:  noot noot
micalovits: Remember, Paul is an overlay wizard
JadedCynic: I love that sometimes the biggest challenge is Paul getting the answer up on the overlay before someone lightning rounds it 
Reduce_Sanity: Noot noot
Kelderan: @micalovits Hard agree
SquidVorb: Can you even put any of this in the Highlight Reel?
 kilnfiendpotter: LOL, remembering AOL noises
 Echo__AJ: This edition of the highlight reel will have a Drink More Glurp style section, and will be used to launch LRR’s OnlyFans page
 Harvest25: good clue
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/LightBoredSquirrelBudStar-2YWjadoKjHRe7DO4
 santural: U up?
EvilBadman: @kilnfiendpotter The computer literally screaming to go online
JadedCynic: @kilnfiendpotter oh man...I'm lost down nostalgia lane now 
  Sarah_Serinde: By the way chat
 DigitalSeahorse: too early in morning
  Sarah_Serinde: !what
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 BrowneePoints: Teledildonics. Toys operated by an app or website.
CavemanKellen: we found beej's game
 BrowneePoints: it's a very recent term
 Xafty: if they had B and D i would have said butt dial
 korvys: Yeah, props for "teledildonics", Beej
 matthaus_c: Teledildonics better be word of the year soon
TetraRay: @BrowneePoints i am learning so much from this stream
DapperKoala2: @BrowneePoints Thank you for explaining that.
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/RelatedPowerfulStarlingCoolStoryBro-E070cpW2-gjzcQnD
Alex_Frostfire: @BrowneePoints I blame Critical Role for my knowledge of this one.
 saucemaster5000: What did the pirate say when he got a new charter? Booty Calls.
 BrowneePoints: @Alex_Frostfire I unfortunately knew of it before that 
KeytarCat: the meeting would?
 PharaohBender27: @A_Dub888 I see we came up with similar clip titles 
KeytarCat: Oopo, wrong chat
 kilnfiendpotter: Every time they say "intriguing mating rituals", I keep remembering Sirocco the Kakapo bird trying to hump a BBC photographer's head
 ArcOfTheConclave: I would be so bad at this because I haven't heard of so many of these
 beowuuf: @KeytarCat better this way around 
 DEATHlikescats: @alex_frostfire same tbh
 Rogue_07: When in dispute with a hirsuite brute, apply the boot with a firm "Noot noot!"
 niccus: if you want to really baffle people i think you go with like 25% clean cards
 DEATHlikescats: @rogue_07 beautiful prose!!
 cgwonder: 
Lysander_salamander: toes
 GhostValv: dang
  Juliamon: streamer show toes
 DigitalSeahorse: footy
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's certainly a record unlikely to be broken.
 matthaus_c: we've gotten on two words, but one word is a new record
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: exited for the 0 word guess
 Rogue_07: @DEATHlikescats I can't take credit for it.  I stole it from, of all things, some Total War Warhammer patch notes.
 two_dimensional_soup: petition to add "toes" to the LRRBot advice
 BrowneePoints: I
 GhostValv: D:
  Sarah_Serinde: oh dear
NimrodXIV: oh no
 BrowneePoints: CACKLED
JadedCynic: oof
 red_shoes_jeff: HAH
 jae_dorian: !!!
 bytecaster: So close
 KaleidoscopeMind: oh
 cgwonder: oh my gof
 ArcOfTheConclave: wow
 beowuuf: matt just meant TOS
 Gekyouryuu: 
 saucemaster5000: wow
  Sarah_Serinde: pfft
 azninsect: hahahahah
TetraRay: AHAHAHA
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Lysander_salamander: yay
 whatonearth_etg: @niccus The base game is 75% safe, which definitely makes it more baffling hahah
LJ_Lucky: Clap
 DiamondMX: And now you can't unlearn it.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 emberBecky: wait I missed the prompt, lol
 cgwonder: she almost no scoped it
NimrodXIV: 
CavemanKellen: and stream clip
iarethel0ser: Callback!
 SocraticMethod: Callbacks!
Lysander_salamander: this is so educational
JadedCynic: "I just learned that word!" 
Metric_Furlong: see kids, learning is fun!
 beowuuf: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 saucemaster5000: Please tell me the G stands for giraffe
 GhostValv: 
 Mazrae: im about to pee myself laughing so hard
Metric_Furlong: also if you're a kid: you can't be here
KeytarCat: Half a press
 bytecaster: @saucemaster5000 I just hope it doesn't stand for gator
SnowBuddy18: @saucemaster5000 no, MILF, but add a generation
 jacqui_lantern234: @saucemaster5000 i just assume G stands to walk
 DigitalSeahorse: are you allowed to gestures?
Shadowsoflife: @saucemaster5000 sure, just don't watch the vod
 kilnfiendpotter: I actually thought it was referring to "Grandfather"
Reduce_Sanity: Alex no
 SocraticMethod: @saucemaster5000 Sometimes mee-maw wants to go just buck wild
 BrowneePoints: G is Grandma, GR is Grandfather @kilnfiendpotter
 BrowneePoints: so the male term is Grilf
JadedCynic: we jinxed Nelly with our praise - he's now in last place
EvilBadman: @saucemaster5000 You're thinking of Giralfs
 kilnfiendpotter: @BrowneePoints Thank you! I learned a new thing
MechaNoelle: why can't gilf be gender neutral
 bytecaster: Gotta learn your AB ILF
  Sarah_Serinde: I like Kathleen's prompts for that 
NimrodXIV: what
TetraRay: knitting ?
 DigitalSeahorse: wat
 whatonearth_etg: @DigitalSeahorse Nope!
  Juliamon: kilnfiendpotter we established the difference earlier when they had DILF
 kilnfiendpotter: Wait w hat
 cgwonder: uuuuuuuh
 matthaus_c: oh no
 Diabore: @MechaNoelle because apparently grilf exists
 Grevas13: i'm scared and uncomfortable
NimrodXIV: oh needle I see what he was trying to do
 kilnfiendpotter: I'm knitting a baby blanket right now and uhhhhh
 cgwonder: never heard of THAT before
 DiamondMX: These two are *too* kinky for this bland sexual thing.
 kilnfiendpotter: I'm so unreasonably proud of Alez
 kilnfiendpotter: **alex
 DigitalSeahorse: closer i think
JadedCynic: @MechaNoelle GRILF exists to distinguish from GILF
 TemporallyAwry: The closer to normal, the farther from normal the guesses.
 whatonearth_etg: This is the second stream in a row where Sounding has been guessed hahaha...might need to put it in the game
  Sarah_Serinde: 
TetraRay: that look from matt there AHAHAHa
 NonUniqueGuy: Matt's look to the camera
  Sarah_Serinde: @whatonearth_etg Good market research happening here 
 DigitalSeahorse: doh
 Gaz_L: I think that counts
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 Xiff_: Man I came in on a weird one.
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 BrowneePoints: look english is hard
 whatonearth_etg: To bump the difficulty up you can also not give the category clues
 Gekyouryuu: oops whoops
 BrowneePoints: and limited english is harder
DapperKoala2: @Xiff_ there are no normal ones.
 DiamondMX: Is there actually a rule against using the word in the clue?
 kilnfiendpotter: I feel like I'm back in San Francisco  during Pride
 Xafty: @Xiff_ phrasing?
 NonUniqueGuy: They are using the NSFW pack.
 Dog_of_Myth: Alex
 emberBecky: lmao
 saucemaster5000: Alex is not wrong
 kilnfiendpotter: ALEX
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 BrowneePoints: Nelson failed the Poker face check there
 NonUniqueGuy: Makes me wonder if soaking is a card
  Sarah_Serinde: They're using the NSFW pack with a few others mixed in (apparently), but there's still probably nothing "normal" in here 
 two_dimensional_soup: clothed boner operations was the name of my band in college
mccleck: nsfa pack
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehe
 Diabore: that might be sfw
 Mazrae: i just remembered Jacob and Serge guessing that one last time
 innerbeard: I feel like Nelson is intentionally hiding his power level
  Sarah_Serinde: I don't think we've seen any non-sex ones yet this stream have we?
 innerbeard: he comes out killing it and then gets none for 20 minutes
 MrGibberish: @nonuniqueguy It was in last weeks game
  Juliamon: For all the weird kink I know, I actually didn't know about soaking until last stream
iarethel0ser: @Sarah_Serinde Not that I've seen.
TetraRay: LOL
NimrodXIV: LOL
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaahah
violetblight: lmao
 notthepenguins: omg
 DigitalSeahorse: Jacob needs to play this
 kilnfiendpotter: Oh wow, this became personal
 jae_dorian: Nelly!
violetblight: perfect time to show up
 MrGibberish: @digitalseahorse Yes!
 saucemaster5000: This is a journey
Shadowsoflife: @DigitalSeahorse He did just not this desks
LJ_Lucky: I was very confused until I looked up the rules
 cgwonder: 'dutifully trapped penis' is a great sentence
 whatonearth_etg: @Juliamon this is education
CavemanKellen: you have to give it to them
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 ekimekim: yeah i think they got close enough
Lysander_salamander: so close
JadedCynic: wow nelly got a long run there - how many letters are on their cards? 
  Sarah_Serinde: @DigitalSeahorse Yeah they've played this once before and Jacob was here for it
EvilBadman: Nah, they gotta get it on the nose
 whatonearth_etg: @ekimekim Nah make 'em sweat
 matthaus_c: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Give a dong a home.
 kilnfiendpotter: After seeing Jacob hump the table last time, I do want to see what he'd do for this expansion
 SkylerRingtail: Ahahaha pup play sorta works
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 saucemaster5000: Please people, Habitat for Humanity wants you to help them give dong a home
 SocraticMethod: Alex!
 innerbeard: omg
 SocraticMethod: @kilnfiendpotter Different game, no pantomiming here
 santural: I feel like they were close enough earlier
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Lysander_salamander: 
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
JadedCynic: @saucemaster5000 
 beowuuf: lol
 AkiraBalance27: lmfao
  Sarah_Serinde: Good work Matt
 A_Dub888:    
 SnackPak_: class was the magic word
 whatonearth_etg: @saucemaster5000 hahaha
NimrodXIV: go class
 BrowneePoints: Inconventient Boner
 DEATHlikescats: Y’all are so dang good
 two_dimensional_soup:   
 emberBecky: 'inconvient boner' was real close
TetraRay: said highschool boner, very close
 Diabore: having a boner in class or something
 cgwonder: dick away. go class.
 jacqui_lantern234: MATT
 Mazrae: that was another good one from last time
 MrTheWalrus: @cgwonder We've got most of another haiku there
 Grevas13: i'm now imagining Billy Mays selling DickAway
 Grevas13: it's just a cleaver
 Gekyouryuu: that's the full game, no?
 Diabore: uh oh
 matthaus_c: @Gekyouryuu we've gone around a few times
 Mazrae: how much time left on this sponsored stream
 BrowneePoints: I should NOT have taken a drink of lemonade there
 BrowneePoints: kathleen just made me smell lemons for the next 10 minutes
 PharaohBender27: @Mazrae Not much, I think
 Xafty: yeah, i know we are at the hour mark, i still want more of this
  Sarah_Serinde: @Mazrae Not much, it's only scheduled for an hour
 SocraticMethod: @Mazrae 1 hour on schedule, so about done
 DigitalSeahorse: butterfly kisses
  Sarah_Serinde: !what
  LRRbot: LRR is playing "What On Earth Are You Talking About?", a party game by the makers of "Psycho Killer: The Card Game"! Check out the Kickstarter at https://lrr.cc/whatonearth
 Diabore: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (The LoadingReadyRun crew plays a board game! Game: Camel Up Supercup) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (2s ago).
 Xafty: @BrowneePoints lemons smell good
 saucemaster5000: frankly this is the most chaste the game has gotten
 jacqui_lantern234: hehehehe wee yerning
   LoadingReadyRun: we will be taking a ~15 minute break between this bonus stream and the regular AFK stream
 kilnfiendpotter: Every Jane Austen movie
  Sarah_Serinde: I'm not sure the category would have changed a lot of those guesses 
JadedCynic: cool; thanks paul
  Sarah_Serinde: Thanks Paul!
JadedCynic: yeah, to be fair I don't think the category helps much
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 whatonearth_etg: @LoadingReadyRun A breather may be needed
Lysander_salamander: who's on first?
Shadowsoflife: Who?
 DigitalSeahorse:  nope
 MrGibberish: This a and next stream will be kind of a whiplash
 Fruan: The anchoring effect of this stream being so filthy means they're way overshooting this
 letfireraindown: I'm just thinking tensile strength
 whatonearth_etg: @Fruan the red herrings are in play!
 letfireraindown: I think that's far enough to not be a hint
TetraRay: Matt LOL
LJ_Lucky: ONLY RANDY 😡
 Diabore: no matt
  Sarah_Serinde: (Remember they can see chat, even if they're not looking too often)
 azninsect: ONLY randy
 cgwonder: 
 DigitalSeahorse: not allowed...sort of
 DEATHlikescats: this one is hard
 TemporallyAwry: "Bad writing but still everywhere"
 mitomanox: cutting the air with a knife
 emberBecky: oo yeh romcom
  Sarah_Serinde: It's so hard to dial in on it here 
micalovits: This is a tough one
 saucemaster5000: @Sarah_Serinde That's usually the problem, yes
 kilnfiendpotter: Mr. Darcy
  Sarah_Serinde: pfft
TetraRay: jack black LOL
 whatonearth_etg: Jack Black hahah
iarethel0ser: We're now writing the next hallmark movie.
 DigitalSeahorse:    the suspense!
 Xafty: Jack Black in everything
 beowuuf: LOL
JadedCynic: they've been SOOO close almost the whole time with this - been landing all around it
adambomb625: Can they see chat?
 DeM0nFiRe: WAnt. Hot. Ass.
  Juliamon: adambomb625 Yes
Shadowsoflife: Yes
  Sarah_Serinde: @adambomb625 Yes
 Diabore: @adambomb625 yes
JadedCynic: yes they can @adambomb625
   LoadingReadyRun: what romcoms has Jack Black even been in?
 whatonearth_etg: @iarethel0ser Yes this is a hit film. The storylines!
 TheMandrew: @LoadingReadyRun The Holiday
 Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun i think hes been in 1
enolan: WANT. HOT. ASS. would be a good soundboard sample
Metric_Furlong: @LoadingReadyRun Shallow Hal?
 DiamondMX: @LoadingReadyRun All the ones in my heart.
 DEATHlikescats: @loadingreadyrun shallow Hal?
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/CogentTenuousStingrayDogFace-HDwh2B8Zzdwu4z5s
adambomb625: Okay, because there is something I want to say, but I don't want to give anything away
Metric_Furlong: technically High Fidelity if that counts
JadedCynic: ooooh
 azninsect: 
 matthaus_c: can't obviously hump!
 beowuuf: 
 two_dimensional_soup: cant obviously hump
 whatonearth_etg: GO ON BEEJ
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  ritchards: circling like the edge of a tornado..
  Sarah_Serinde: Beej is working so hard for this one 
 Grevas13: beej is doing great
 TheMandrew: no joke, The Holiday was actually very charming and not terrible
 Heckhoundbolt: Pain
JadedCynic: @Metric_Furlong yeah, I was wondering about that one
Kelderan:   
 mitomanox: that's a *HARD* one #pun
 BrowneePoints: Damn that was good Beej
 saucemaster5000: can only surreptitiously hump
 innerbeard: that was so good beej
 SoaringDragon42: That was good Beej
 MrGibberish: @whatonearth_etg The herrings are great
 Fe1ix66: wasn't there a fake romcom with Jack black and a grandma?
DapperKoala2: This one is really challenging.
 emberBecky: these hints are great but this one's weirdly hard
Lysander_salamander: 
Mashamino: 
 mitomanox: true
LJ_Lucky: 
 GhostValv: wowie
TetraRay: not wrong
 azninsect: hahahhaha
 SnackPak_: nailed it paul
 whatonearth_etg: hahahahah
 DEATHlikescats: …kids?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ButButTheJesus: "I'm arriving"
JadedCynic: OMG Paul you're so good
  Sarah_Serinde: "chaste" haha
 DigitalSeahorse: arg
 DEATHlikescats: Frizzion
SquidVorb: Arrival? You mean coming?
 A_Dub888: Chaste or Chased?
 ekimekim: only being chaste, or only being chased?
 Grevas13: go beej!
  Juliamon: They're getting there!
Lysander_salamander: The porn parody of Arrival, where the language translates to "you up?'
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: <message deleted>sexual tention
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 whatonearth_etg: we broke Kathleen
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NimrodXIV: should they bone was so good though
 DEATHlikescats: When your personal lexicon runs dry
silvertabbycat: I want to give a clue about the people around them getting frustrated
 kilnfiendpotter: Somehow this is harder than "queefing"
 BrowneePoints: Beej went full Muppet
 BrowneePoints: and I just started crying
 DigitalSeahorse: don't say it chat
  Juliamon: Chat, please do not post the answer
 DEATHlikescats: So close
Shadowsoflife: It
 Heckhoundbolt: Come on
 bytecaster: <message deleted>@kilnfiendpotter Sexual tension doesn't noot after all
 santural: THIS IS SO GOOD
 bytecaster: Ah, sorry
 IbunWest: 
 emberBecky: emotions are harder to describe than lewd acts 
LijahHart: I'm actively sobbing
 Diabore: dont post the answer!
Kelderan: Yay mods!
evilspoons983: @emberBecky ding ding ding
 Mischievous_Catgeist:  
NimrodXIV: when they get it....
 DEATHlikescats: The building stage
 bytecaster: Thanks mods for immediately deleting my message!
 saucemaster5000: incredbile
TetraRay: LOL
 Pteraspidomorphi: 
 iris_of_ether: 
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
 DiamondMX: https://clips.twitch.tv/InventiveTsundereShrewUncleNox-68xv9rFOUzwt5SKm
  Sarah_Serinde:  chat
mccleck: hahahaha
 beowuuf: LOL
LJ_Lucky: 
 azninsect: this is incredible
 ButButTheJesus: BEEJ YES
 Cunobelenos: BEEJ
 innerbeard: highlight
 Mazrae: this might be the longest guessing round ever
 cgwonder:  Beej
 DigitalSeahorse: id mention ropes being taunt but then they'd say shibari
 DEATHlikescats: Beej is about to explode
iarethel0ser: I don't think those letters were on the card, Beej.
 NotCainNorAbel: I LOVE this
Kelderan: 
TetraRay: this is so good
 jacqui_lantern234: AAAAAAAAA
JadedCynic: Now I know why aliens have this planet quarantined 
 IbunWest: Saying literally everything except what it is
 BrowneePoints: they are getting SO close
 IbunWest: 
saintguard: 
 azninsect: I think the aliens dont want to visit us for some reason
 princess_intell: i'm in physical pain
plastgeek: "Opposite of compression"
 MAPBoardgames: This whole scene
 NonUniqueGuy: They are dancing all around it
 FITorion: They need a T T
 korvys: "chemistry"
 jae_dorian: this is why aliens haven't spoke to us
 HIYgamer: They have gotten so close, so many times now
 Heckhoundbolt: How many minutes has this card gone on for
 DEATHlikescats: This is like doing a web search at the beginning of the internet.
 MrGibberish: @browneepoints They are dancing around it for so long
 NonUniqueGuy: like 7 minutes
DaxStrife: Horny and horny but can't.
 SocraticMethod: @Heckhoundbolt about 10 
 DiamondMX: I think they should skip this one.
 mitomanox: damn this is surreal
 Driosenth: not platonic compression
EvilBadman: We're sunk cost now baybee
  Sarah_Serinde: Chat try not to put clues in here either, they can see them
 DigitalSeahorse: pfft
offbeatwitch: when you're this close it's very much a case of hitting the exact phrase and not just synonyms
micalovits: At this point I just want to see how long it takes
 red_shoes_jeff: Hm
 PharaohBender27: Finally!
JadedCynic: @DEATHlikescats oh now there's a vivid and accurate image that not everyone will get
KamekoSkye: Finally
 DigitalSeahorse: oops
 Dog_of_Myth:   
LJ_Lucky: 
 NotCainNorAbel: 1000 - Got there!
  Sarah_Serinde:   
 azninsect: 
LijahHart: FINALLY
CavemanKellen: nice
 bytecaster: Sweet relieve
iarethel0ser:   
 GhostValv: 
 whatonearth_etg: hahahhaha
 ekimekim: "tense" was borderline
 PMAvers: Release!@
 Heckhoundbolt: Finally
 beowuuf: @DiamondMX this is the last card i believe
 Diabore: CHER
 DeM0nFiRe: 
JadedCynic: *release*
saintguard: Finally!
 cgwonder: yaaaaaaaaaaay
 PharaohBender27: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Beej worked so hard 
 NonUniqueGuy: Finally!
 Rogue_07: GG!
 two_dimensional_soup: cant obviously hump
 fastlane250: can't top that
 beowuuf:    
 kilnfiendpotter: OMGGGG
 TemporallyAwry: FREEDOM 
 ButButTheJesus: DONE
 niccus: needed a rope or cable to pull this out
NimrodXIV: LOL
Mashamino: everyone wins!
DapperKoala2: 
adambomb625: I love how this segment has been labeled Sexual Tension: Beej
 cgwonder:    
 Fe1ix66: 
 Diabore: the ONLY sfw card
 beowuuf: LOL
 Tangsm: The fact that premature ejaculation happened so fast, and this took forever is perfect.
Direcheck: i was honestly waiting for someone to mention air or atmosphere because that could've cracked it wide open
 DEATHlikescats: @jadedcynic it’s just such a visceral feeling of frustration
 Stella_Noctis: 
  Sarah_Serinde: !what
  LRRbot: LRR is playing "What On Earth Are You Talking About?", a party game by the makers of "Psycho Killer: The Card Game"! Check out the Kickstarter at https://lrr.cc/whatonearth
DapperKoala2: Thank you, Matt!
ThorSokar: Beej is gonna have a stroke!
 jae_dorian: beej nearly died
 innerbeard: this game is so good
 BrowneePoints: Yea the only way I can think of describing it is with the word "knife"
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
ghyllnox: Such comedy tension
mccleck: amazing!!! hahaha
 azninsect: good game!
 whatonearth_etg: Thank you LRR and chat!!!
EvilBadman: @BrowneePoints Yeah I was waiting for "cut" or "knife"
ghost_waz: amazing!
 cgwonder: thank you!!!
 Fruan: Ooh, leaning into the idiom. Clever.
 whatonearth_etg: This has been so fun and exciting for us
 serramarkov: Wonderful!!!
 mitomanox: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (The LoadingReadyRun crew plays a board game! Game: Camel Up Supercup) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (9m ago).
DapperKoala2: @BrowneePoints I wanted to suggest someone saying the word "air" or "atmosphere" but that seemed very challenging.
  Sarah_Serinde: @whatonearth_etg Glad to have you back! 
  Juliamon: BrowneePoints Or "queerbaiting" maybe
 Nigouki: this has been an amazing stream
  Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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 Mazrae: felt like they were about to kill someone soon if they didnt get the guess soon
 spethycakes: the tension was palpable
  Sarah_Serinde: !store
  LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun has a store! You can buy Shirt, or Sleeve, or Playmat, or Pin, or Other! Check out https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ for the full catalog.
 mister_nibbles: i am eagerly awaiting my copy ^.^
 BrowneePoints: Beej was doing the Angry Kermit shake and I love it.
 beowuuf: @whatonearth_etg and thank you!
 BrowneePoints: @Juliamon I SNORTED
 whatonearth_etg: We truly can't say thanks enough for all your support 
 mitomanox: thank you for this! loved it!
 Cunobelenos: https://clips.twitch.tv/SolidSecretiveAardvarkBudStar-R0cV27xUH_te8aJy
 DEATHlikescats: Y’all did amazing
 kilnfiendpotter: Bye!!!
 mitomanox: yay camel up!
 PMAvers: Ben kicks in the door
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Amel Cup!
 DEATHlikescats: Heck yeah!
 Dog_of_Myth: Camel Up
Lysander_salamander: camel cup!
 PharaohBender27: Camel up! Super cup!
 Pteraspidomorphi: Late Night Super Cup!
 airylan: #notacult ?
 tidehollowcat: And now to put camels on top of one another!
 azninsect: camel up!
 DEATHlikescats: Beej needs to distress
 kilnfiendpotter: oh ok!
 azninsect: byeeee
 Diabore: alex looked so frightened
107 raiders from benjamin_wheeler have joined!
 azninsect: SOON.
 NotCainNorAbel: The camel tension
 Fruan: That was incredible
 cgwonder: byeeeee
 MilkInBags: welp
 public_key_reveal_party: @DEATHlikescats I love this typo
 shendaras: 
 bigburley97: SOON
 azninsect: oh, raid.
 mitomanox: we won't go anywhere 
 Fruan: The perfect raid timing!
  ritchards: Hi Wheeler!
 Diabore: perfect timing wheeler
 KaleidoscopeMind: amazing timing wheeler
 azninsect: SOON!
 tyrsredritehand: #bangziaty
  Sarah_Serinde: Haha welcome raiders, sorry about that timing
 innerbeard: The going offline raid
 Xafty: great timing
TetraRay: perfect timing for the raid
 YeetTheRich_: impeccable timing
Spirrie: Wheeler scared them away
 Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders.
 shurtal: Yee- CAMEL UP- HAW
 bigburley97: hi raid
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Cavemanhar: https://clips.twitch.tv/AwkwardHedonisticGalagoHeyGirl-UlrXFY-_GOXOo4Ho
 beowuuf: incredible timing raiders
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 mochabeanie: oof wheeler missed the tension
 ButButTheJesus: hi raider's they're coming back
  Sarah_Serinde: More afk in 15 minutes playing Camel Up
 MilkInBags: I demand a refund 
  Juliamon: Have a seat, raiders! You're a little late, or rather, early!
 bigburley97: We're just hagning for 15
 korvys: Raiders, stick around, stream restarting shortly
 whatonearth_etg: Christ I need to take a shower, that was on another level hahah
JadedCynic: see, UNRESOLVED sexual tension is a (film) term I'm far more familar with 
 DEATHlikescats: @public_key_reveal_party haha! Legit laughed at my own accident lol
 DeM0nFiRe: That was such a funny stream. I covered my screen for the last half because I was curious if the clues were as good as they seemed or if it weas just because I knew the answer. EVeryone legitimately was giving excellent clues
 YeetTheRich_:   
 DiamondMX: That was hilarious and I do kinda want to play it.
JadedCynic: wow; that was....I need a cigarette now
 Dog_of_Myth: I really need a laugh today so thanks for this stream
  Sarah_Serinde: !what
  LRRbot: LRR is playing "What On Earth Are You Talking About?", a party game by the makers of "Psycho Killer: The Card Game"! Check out the Kickstarter at https://lrr.cc/whatonearth
 saucemaster5000: neat game, honestly. Always a bit worried stuff like that will go full cards against humanity, glad it doesn't do that
  Juliamon: in the meantime, please enjoy this: https://twitter.com/MigueOchoNueve/status/1625874254838349826
JadedCynic: even with the NSFW version, it manages not to @saucemaster5000  
 TheMandrew: I can't say I'd enjoy playing it, but watching professional funny people play it is certainly entertaining
 Cunobelenos: @Juliamon That was fantastic.
adambomb625: Waiting for Camels Club!
 ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon I enjoyed it
bainard656: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (The LoadingReadyRun crew plays a board game! Game: Camel Up Supercup) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (14m ago).
Exxaxl: @Juliamon 'surely, it can't hit me here' fromsoft: aha, but , you see...
 jacqui_lantern234: @Juliamon pictured here: the embodiment of Jacqui's hubris 
 Cunobelenos: @Juliamon The famous last words of any souls player...
 MrGibberish: @juliamon How?!?
 whatonearth_etg: @mochabeanie We were really hoping Wheeler could get involved! Hopefully next time
 saucemaster5000: I love those balls
 Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: that was such a good stream
 Mazrae: so from what i could tell Alex wasnt going to be in the next stream or am i getting that wrong
 Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: good to cook dinner too
 Cunobelenos: I liked the insult to injury with those silver tears
 shurtal: i really need to start my second E.Ring playthrough
 v_nome: Some day before 2030 I hope to finish my first
ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: Yorri
ihlendrax: Yorri!
 margieargie: Ah, must have packed it there after it flew off again
Lysander_salamander: !advice
 airylan: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Attack the Shopkeeper.
 Cavemanhar: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Add a point in Bear.
ihlendrax: Adding a point in bear is not bad advice.
 red_shoes_jeff: !badadvice
 NonUniqueGuy: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: teeth
 red_shoes_jeff: TEETH
 Mazrae: !advice
  LRRbot: Fail upwards.
Mashamino: T E E T H
 airylan:  
 Earthenone: !findquote advice
  LRRbot: Quote #8148: "That's just good video game advice: if you can steal it, do it." —Paul [2022-07-27]
 LordZarano: !sire
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! It's Sonic's 30th anniversary!
 NonUniqueGuy: Sonic's anniversary has been the longest year of my life
KeytarCat: Welp, work cancelled.  I get to stay with y'all!
 Mazrae: the year of Luigi was a long one as well if i remember correctly
 DigitalSeahorse: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (The LoadingReadyRun crew plays a board game! Game: Camel Up Supercup) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (22m ago).
 margieargie: !findquote camel
  LRRbot: Quote #7125: "Just let the camel spit in my mouth, that's all I need." —Beej [2020-08-14]
 YeetTheRich_: thanks beej
 DigitalSeahorse: did they start yet?
  Juliamon: No signal yet
 DigitalSeahorse: ty
 Mazrae: !findquote cup
  LRRbot: Quote #2258: "Now I have a cup of LAVA in my pants!" —Paul [2016-04-04]
  Juliamon: Watch chat for signals
 NonUniqueGuy: No, they needed to get hosed off after the last stream.
 YeetTheRich_: !findquote chat
 Mazrae: now i want to know what the quote is from
 whatonearth_etg: @NonUniqueGuy hahaha
  Juliamon: Minecraft, probably
  Juliamon: They did a few group streams back in that timeframe
  Juliamon: the concept of just having a bucket of lava in your inventory certainly has always bothered me
 emberBecky: "cup of lava in my pants" and it's from Paul makes me think it's an adventure game quote
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