AFK || Camel Up Super Cup

 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Nelson and Alex have melded into an Ian
TheAinMAP: Hello.
 laundreydhull: wait, I missed WOE?
 fastlane250: wait is that still the ween intro?
adambomb625: Up Camel Super!
 matthaus_c: oh so THAT'S how you make an Ian
 princess_intell: i bet on... chat!!
 SnackPak_: woo
 matthaus_c: @laundreydhull you did
 laundreydhull: When was woe!?
 shurtal: i got 50000 channel points on the camel with the biggest hump
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy,  ,  ,  , and  !
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 matthaus_c: @laundreydhull 1h39 ago 
 Mr_Horrible: Camel Up Uper Up
 Electrodyne: I am super entertained right now
 Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: I love Kathleen's intro scream 
 PharaohBender27: 900 Camel up! Super cup!
 saucemaster5000: It's in the rulebook you have to do that before playing or the game explodes
roastbeefsandwitch: Camel Up Super Cup! A third time to grace the AFK stage!
 laundreydhull: boo. tis fine. This is fine...
 thraximore: @matthaus_c wait- either you're a different Matt than the one on screen or you're VERY talented
 PharaohBender27: 
 PharaohBender27: No
 princess_intell: only for prime
 PharaohBender27: Only if it's a gifted sub
 shurtal: like a Showtime Rotissery BBQ
 underhill33: for prime you do
 matthaus_c: @thraximore that's goatprince 
 PharaohBender27: Or a prime
 margieargie: Amel Cup Csuper Up
 Fruan: You can set twitch to fire and forget too
 BrowneePoints: you gift subs and prime subs manual yea
 Dog_of_Myth: Spend that Bezos Bucks
 BrowneePoints: yea*
  Sarah_Serinde: I mean, you don't *have* to do anything every month, unless it's Prime yeah
 Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: if you have amazon prime you definitely have to
 thraximore: @matthaus_c aaaaaah
  Sarah_Serinde: You have to push a button if you want your sub to show up in chat
 PharaohBender27: ^
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 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/RichToughWalletDancingBanana-J2ol-KYGaonjDcb5
 PharaohBender27: @Uberwitz Same
 emberBecky: @laundreydhull it was a special stream right before this. hope you enjoy the vod, though, it was amazing. all nsfw though
 azninsect: camels!
 YeetTheRich_: gambling? i'm in
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micalovits: whaaat, us? Gamble?? Noooo, never!
 kilnfiendpotter: Oh hey we're back!
 kilnfiendpotter: Yay camels!
 GredGredmansson: gambling?  I'm in!
 SmithKurosaki: Gamba? Shut up and take my points 
JadedCynic: so 'bet early, bet often' 
 kusinohki: bet early, bet often - this message brought to you be your local casino
 Radyin: That is incorrect.
 Fancy_frenchman: camel up super cup. Camel Up Super Cup. CAMEL UP SUPER CUP!!!!!
 Radyin: Ultimate winner and loser cares about who was the first correct, not their overall position.
 GredGredmansson: oasisisisisis
KeytarCat: @Radyin That's what I remembered from last time
 matthaus_c: get me pictures of camel stacks!
KeytarCat: They gotta pose!
 GredGredmansson: how do these camels MOVE
 GredGredmansson: do they just jump
 thraximore: mawp
 red_shoes_jeff: Mawp
 matthaus_c: @GredGredmansson oh that's easy, it's 50% luck, 20% skill
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mishrasbauble: camel up camel up camel up
 thraximore: TEN percent luck, twenty percent skill. SMH my head
 thraximore: fifteen percent concentrated power of will
 red_shoes_jeff: five percent pleasure
Exxaxl: 5% Sexual Tension.
 saucemaster5000: 70 percent camel steroids
 princess_intell: 50% pain
 thraximore: @Exxaxl 
 azninsect: the camel we want to see in the world
 A_Dub888: 100% reason to remember the name
KeytarCat: Oh right, I wonder what camel stories we'll create this time!
flouncy_magooo: How many percent nicotine?
 control_rig: She said The Thing!
 azninsect: kathleen said it!
 azninsect: the thing!
 GredGredmansson: the game's called Camel UP
 Radyin: Isn't there a rule about not being able to put the bonus die of the camel in first place in the pyramid?
 Mr_Horrible: this is camel bottom erasure
 MAPBoardgames: Gambling? I'm in!
 saucemaster5000: I want a purple camel can the blue camel ride the red camel a bit?
 kusinohki: yes @radyn
 matthaus_c: 9% up, 11% cup
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 thraximore:  byeeee
Exxaxl: Camel UP, stream DOWN.
 princess_intell: will chat be able to stay
 CaptainSpam: Ah, so that wasn't just me.
 thraximore: 
 PharaohBender27:   
 IbunWest: Now with 50% more up
 laundreydhull: yes, chat. yes. This is all our fault.
asddsa28: who beting on red i am
 Knife_Crow: it was me sorry
 princess_intell: why red
 Electrodyne: Gotta reload the updog
 control_rig: Red 'uns go fasta
 Radyin: !upcamel
 saucemaster5000: I was framed
 lirazel64:   
kinkerbellrose: Cause red gfoes fastah.
 princess_intell: !paullove
  LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
 Dog_of_Myth: All that sexual tension was throwing off the stream.
 Knife_Crow: @Electrodyne what reload?
 MAPBoardgames: Can we get a twitch points bet going?
 matthaus_c: I framed saucemaster
asddsa28: dont know my plate of cookies is red
 morderschatten: alright who bet on the stream ending at 7:48 central time.
 princess_intell: is there a purple one they're the sneaksiest
 matthaus_c: !findquote cookie
  LRRbot: Quote #7631: "This is apparently a game about making cookies and fixing music boxes." —Dale [2021-06-07]
 Electrodyne: @knife_crow that's what Paul is doing.  Or probably replacing the updog with upcamel
 trainpants: @Knife_Crow not much what's reload with you?
 Radyin: !findquote camel
  LRRbot: Quote #7125: "Just let the camel spit in my mouth, that's all I need." —Beej [2020-08-14]
 saucemaster5000: I knew it matthaus
 Darleysam: alright, camel up supercups, I wanna see those dromedaries
 IbunWest: That sure is a beej quote
 matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 I didn't do it tho, I just framed you
 LordZarano: !crossover
  LRRbot: What if this was an idle clicker?
 princess_intell: it's nice to know we can entertain ourselves with these important questions 
 NotCainNorAbel: @morderschatten can I get more channel points if I say I did?
 MAPBoardgames: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: Boxing Day
 MAPBoardgames:   
TheAinMAP: 
 matthaus_c: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 cmdrelk: 
 CAKHost:  !
 PharaohBender27:  !
 Knife_Crow: CAMELUP SUPERCUP
sarsum33: !findquote up
 Knife_Crow: 
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 amospiritus: CAMEL UP SUPER CUP CAMEL UP SUPER CUP
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 saucemaster5000: So you're saying I can frame you back? It was matthaus, I have tapes
 NotCainNorAbel: ! 
 Heckhoundbolt: And we are here
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 niccus: camel oup super coup
 kusinohki: fun fact - I can't type in chat when the stream is down...
 laundreydhull: @MAPBoardgames Merry BOX-mas!
 NonUniqueGuy: !advice
  LRRbot: Wedges are the way to go.
 matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 oh no! you can't share those tapes of me on the internet!
 princess_intell: @matthaus_c are you in need of legal representation
 saucemaster5000: where do you think I got them?
 innerbeard: refresh if you are here
 laundreydhull: Wishing @MAPBoardgames a Merried Box-MAS!
 kusinohki: !findquote refresh
  LRRbot: Quote #5929: "You feel refreshed and not on fire -- well, maybe perhaps still lightly on fire." —Kathleen [2019-03-18]
 SmithKurosaki: Hopefully ingest server better
 jae_dorian: !findquote cup
  LRRbot: Quote #2258: "Now I have a cup of LAVA in my pants!" —Paul [2016-04-04]
 matthaus_c: @princess_intell absolutely, saucemaster is a menace and those tapes we made together cannot come to light
 saucemaster5000: It's my mutually assured destruction
 princess_intell: @saucemaster5000 my client would pretty please like you to not release those tapes, with a cherry on top
 comrade_cards: !findquote camel
 Hulyen: ruh roh
 PharaohBender27: Whoops
 saucemaster5000: damn it, the cherry on top clause!
  Sarah_Serinde: Well okay then
 fastlane250: 
 jae_dorian: oh no
 Heckhoundbolt: 
 Knife_Crow: false alarm
 matthaus_c: cherry on top saves the day!
 MrGibberish: 
 SmithKurosaki: 
   LoadingReadyRun: sorry, trying again
 Knife_Crow: 
 princess_intell: @saucemaster5000 in addition, they will also give you the twinkie from their lunchbox
  Sarah_Serinde:  
 Electrodyne: ReloadingReadyRun 
 saucemaster5000: deal
 SmithKurosaki: Hey Sarah
 NotCainNorAbel: Camel Down, Super Mug'
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 matthaus_c: I am willing to accept those terms
 matthaus_c: 
 SmithKurosaki: Camel Down? Super Frown 
 PharaohBender27:  ?
TheAinMAP: 
 NotCainNorAbel:  again
 kusinohki: !findquote signal
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 princess_intell: !findquote race
  LRRbot: Quote #7734: "I guess I'm trying to recreate blaseball in race driving." —Ian [2021-08-21]
 LordZarano: Weird dating sims involving Kaiju and Cthulu and stuff, 5 minutes left, also did you know LRR is a humble partner? https://www.humblebundle.com/games/love-is-in-air?partner=loadingreadyrun
 lirazel64: Oops
 laundreydhull: Accepted//:Rerouting... Operating_AFK<initiate>   
Bruceski: !findquote cup
 azninsect: fingers crossed no more frame drops
 Mazrae: what happened i went to the restroom and now the stream is restarting?
 princess_intell: !findquote updog
 SmithKurosaki: @Mazrae Ingest servers are unhappy
 Knife_Crow: 
 lirazel64: Poor old twitch.
 SmithKurosaki: Yea
 matthaus_c: the world is not ready for Camel Down, a game of feathered ungulates
 Knife_Crow: Twitch cannot handle Camel Up Suporcup
 comrade_cards: the next serpent is hungry tonight
 princess_intell: what if we give the ingest servers a cookie
  Sarah_Serinde: Still did the thing 
 laundreydhull:    
  Juliamon: princess_intell I'm concerned that's what started everything
 matthaus_c: cookie crumbs do not travel great through fiber
 SmithKurosaki: @princess_intell Coooookieeeeee!
 shurtal: if you give an ingest server a cookie, it'll want some air cooling
 lirazel64: I think that may be the problem.  The server ate too many cookies.
theamc2000: Camel Up#
 princess_intell: maybe it needs icream instead
micalovits: What is this "too many cookies?"
 matthaus_c: oooh cookies and icream
 SmithKurosaki: @shurtal And if you give it air cooling, it will want more brain
 princess_intell: 
 saucemaster5000: put an entire sundae on your computer says IT
 lirazel64: Yay!
 SmithKurosaki: @saucemaster5000 No. Please no. Think of your IT person
 JonnyGlitched: Hi Everyone what did I miss
 shurtal: i remember the days of "videocards cooking eggs"
 shurtal: i do not miss those days
 GredGredmansson: camels up and servers down
 SmithKurosaki: Not much - twitch had issues
 matthaus_c: @SmithKurosaki oh don't be so tsundaere
 saucemaster5000: holy shit matthaus
 matthaus_c: :>
 SmithKurosaki: o.0
 princess_intell: @matthaus_c ....wow i'm suddenly upset 
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theamc2000: Europe
 princess_intell: to dreeeeeam the impossible dreaaaam
 Dog_of_Myth: @matthaus_c You glorious bastard. Well played.
 matthaus_c: thank you, thank you 
 kilnfiendpotter: Man of La Mancha!
 MrGibberish: @matthaus_c Nuked the conversation, wow
 Mischievous_Catgeist: alright time for cameling just put my first bundt cake in 
 princess_intell: mmmmmm caaaaaaake
 Mr_Horrible: "There's money to be made in pictchas!" - Kathleen
 saucemaster5000: ooh good luck on the bundt cake!
 princess_intell: what kind of bundt cake
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
 Mischievous_Catgeist: thank you  just got a new maker and its vanilla blackberry cake
 GredGredmansson: CAMEL DOWN
 Heckhoundbolt: Are they having technical difficulties
 shurtal: 
 JonnyGlitched: MATT
micalovits: Sabotage!
 control_rig: Ew
 mister_nibbles: beej no
 Mr_Horrible: Beej out here ordering sour cream, extra sour
 princess_intell: @Heckhoundbolt technically, they are having difficulties
 princess_intell: when is the proper time to start screaming at plastic camels
 Mazrae: cant they put support dice in on their turns?
 Mazrae: nevermind
 Mazrae: asked the question as they did the thing
 Mr_Horrible: so is that just paying money to inject your camel with stimulants?
 princess_intell: like cocaine milk
 LordZarano: @princess_intell They're wood
 saucemaster5000: After the first few the camels will pay us for the stimulants. Get em hooked
ChargingFurret: @Mr_Horrible they just shoot them with adrenaline shots
 Mr_Horrible: delicious *and* nutritious @princess_intell
 Amberzenn: Oh hey, camels! Love this game 
 Mr_Horrible: and thus is order restored
 JonnyGlitched: I'm not sure I like the granularity of this game
 Mr_Horrible: I like that these camels have fallen for the same mirage 4 times now
 kusinohki: granularity??
 matthaus_c: it's set in the desert, what else did you expect
 JonnyGlitched: @kusinohki like... fiddly bits...
 Mr_Horrible: "oh hey look, water!" "awwww..." "oh hey look, water!"
 GredGredmansson: are they even between 1 2 and 3
 Mazrae: one step forward and one step back.... (repeat as the long as the song goes
 princess_intell: camels are canonically golden retrievers
 GredGredmansson: or are they weighted towards 1
 Mr_Horrible: the camels are dancing to Exponential Entropy
 princess_intell: we need some perspective, take a step back
Bruceski: o/` doin' the Camel Shuffle... o/`
 princess_intell: now take a step forward
 LordZarano: fluidized sand bubble sort
 margieargie: Awww, I was hoping for a 1
 princess_intell: and take a step back
 princess_intell: and take a step forward
 GredGredmansson: no one likes the blue camel
 kusinohki: regular dice are 1-1-2-2-3-3  support dice are 1-1-1-2-2-2
 princess_intell: and now we're cha-cha-ing
 Heckhoundbolt: I was on the wrong video and did not see the video start
 Heckhoundbolt: How much did I miss
 JonnyGlitched: @GredGredmansson Blue is objectively the worst colour...
 matthaus_c: @Heckhoundbolt not a lot, pretty much just started
 princess_intell: hey, the tardis is blue.
 JonnyGlitched: @princess_intell exactly!
 Mr_Horrible: @Heckhoundbolt a bit of technical difficulty and - so far, just a bunch of silly camels re-stacking themselves by continually landing on a mirage tile
 JonnyGlitched: I love the word "chit"
 Heckhoundbolt: Camera changes at the end of a leg
 itira: Did we colour coordinate our outfits on purpose today? 
 Mazrae: arent these the normal 4 that play everytime?
ArcLightningCanuck: I wish the 2nd edition had all the expansion stuff. The original game looks like so much fun.
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Bruceski: First camera shot resets it for someone else to take doesn't it?
 matthaus_c: camels in the desert, are they dry humping
  Juliamon: Mazrae I don't think there's a standard group
 kilnfiendpotter: Alright, I'd better get some snoozles. Bye friends, and thanks for the laughs!
 kusinohki: camera goes back to supply after taking 1 picture
 matthaus_c: take care Michelle!
 princess_intell: bye michelle
 CAKHost: Camera is primed to flash the camels' eyes. I'm sure that's fine!
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 gualdhar: I'm glad Camel Up is including blind camels in their expansion
TetraRay: referee camels?  Are they Zebra's ?
 Tangsm: "Hey, break it up!"
 control_rig: *pwfeeeet* "Illegal Stacking"
 JonnyGlitched: I feel like this game was built around the wooden camels
 azninsect: break it up you camels we cant keep stacking like this
 matthaus_c: camel stacks cause a surprising percentage of traffic accidents
 Mazrae: @Juliamon i just thought that these four played this game most out of the rest of the crew
micalovits: I love the wild camels that run the wrong way and screw everything up
 kusinohki: the camel that broke the camel's back...
 Radyin: I'd like you to play the second edition of Camel Up. The crazy backwards camels add a lot to the game.
 blip2004: The version I have has a camel that goes in reverse and can carry camels backwards
 GredGredmansson: I feel like Serge is frequently here for these most of the time
 princess_intell: camels off smoking and talking shit about each other between rounds
 saucemaster5000: I was going to joke they should add a predator to eat the straggling camels, but then can't think what the camel's natural predator is
 princess_intell: man
 princess_intell: man is the predator
 matthaus_c: the stegosaurus
 iiieye: the sun
kinkerbellrose: Quicksand?
 JonnyGlitched: @saucemaster5000 crocodiles
 princess_intell: bears
theamc2000: Updated graphics?
 saucemaster5000: all good answers
 matthaus_c: oh my god grizzly bears charging through the desert
 saucemaster5000: the cocaine bear
 CAKHost: Everyone hates time travel. XD
 JonnyGlitched: Where ARE camels native to? They're everywhere these days
 kusinohki: it's the Blue Shell expansion everyone complains about...
 JonnyGlitched: MATT
frank_the_great: Camel Up Super Cup Camel Up Super Cup
 GredGredmansson: "screw this camera in particular"
 sirspate: oh stream's on. (didn't get a notify on mastodon)
Bruceski: @JonnyGlitched North Africa, Middle East, China...
 LordZarano: 1 glass plate, too old for film
 GredGredmansson: beej is the mirage master
 CAKHost: Is the numbering on the dice closer to the camera not black? At least the blue one is hard for me to read on stream.
 JonnyGlitched: Thank you @Bruceski
  Juliamon: The silver is really hard to see on blue
 CAKHost: Ah thanks!
  Juliamon: it looks like a blank die because of the lack of contrast.
 GredGredmansson: dicer
 BloodnBullets: wait, how did yellow end up on top?
 GredGredmansson: white went forward and then had to go back
 Mazrae: white took blue into the mirage
 JonnyGlitched: Not a fan of the wooden dice but I get it for the colour matching with the camels
 BloodnBullets: ah, thanks @Mazrae
 azninsect: 
 kusinohki: when camels land on a mirage, they go back 1 space.  if a camel is on that back space, the camel landing on the mirage gets stacked underneath
 GredGredmansson: wait why do they move 4
 GredGredmansson: is that a go forward mirage
micalovits: The oasis pushes them forward 1
ChargingFurret: @GredGredmansson oasis lets them go further
 saucemaster5000: I'd buy all of the pictures so no one would know the true secret of camels except me
 Mr_Horrible: well you see, Yellow cut out unnecessary expenses and started multiple small streams of passive income... (got a cush no-work job from its parents along with a spare home to live in)
 GredGredmansson: and orange is just happy to be here
TetraRay: orange is trying its best
 Mr_Horrible: orange is in it for the love the game
Bruceski: Orange is enjoying the day out
 CAKHost: Are the camels laying on top of each other or are they standing on each other's hump with their feeties? (I did saw the cover so I guess laying down is cannon but think the other option is just as silly)
 Mazrae: poor orange, it always seems like one is always way behind but seems to catch up some how
 misteline: went away, came back, everything has changed.
Bruceski: Look, Orange isn't throwing the match, it owing a bunch of money to the local Mob is simply a happy coincidence.
 saucemaster5000: sorry, we'll put it back the way it was
 GredGredmansson: i wonder if theres ever any reason to NOT take the camera
 GredGredmansson: its basically free money
 sirspate: coming into this stream late, .. if I didn't know better, I'd say someone gave them a bunch of props and told them to pretend they're playing a board game with arcane rules.
 kusinohki: there's often better options ??
micalovits: It is often worth less than a bet or even a roll
ChargingFurret: @sirspate isn't that most board games 
 GredGredmansson: the roll doesn't seem important because anyone can do it and it can still benefit you
 JonnyGlitched: @gred, at worst you get nothing, at best you get 5
 saucemaster5000: cones of camelshire
Mashamino: mist could pass
 RealGamerCow: Hit the bricks, yellow
micalovits: Rolling also gives you 1 point is important
 GredGredmansson: yeah ian just got money from kathleen rolling
 sirspate: @sirspate perhaps, but not many board games have a dice-extraction mechanic involving a pyramid.
 CAKHost: @sirspate All LRR streams are CalvinBall Send Tweet
 GredGredmansson: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Point to the sign. Sir?
 saucemaster5000: the end of the leg is when the camels show feet
 saucemaster5000: er, where the camels show feet
 JonnyGlitched: You're all colour coordinated today
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Exxaxl: Out of context, "i'm the photographer so I move the camera while you shake the pyramid and move the camel" is uh.. odd.
micalovits: I don't remember if it is a house rule I have played with, or an update from the second edition, but we have it being the last player to roll that starts the next round, to make rolling the last dice better instead of grabbing some random bet that is worth 2 points
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 CAKHost: Orange Camel: :c
theamc2000: Orange camel was not told this was a race
 saucemaster5000: orange camel has been planning that photobomb for months
theamc2000: So orange camel having fun exploring moving pyramid
 kusinohki: random thought - LRR would probably like Downforce (car racing/betting game)
 Nuurgle: cars are way less fun than camels
 saucemaster5000: I've heard good things about the new game Heat - Pedal to the Metal
 CAKHost: Also this is a desert setting which LRR is more at home with because DB 
 matthaus_c: when will MaRo be brave enough to print Photog
 Raincoast_Bear: Desert Bus Up! Camel Up! LRR Edition.
 RealGamerCow: @kusinohki They'd probably like Heat as well
 NotCainNorAbel: @Raincoast_Bear All the die are 1's?
 kusinohki: not familiar with Heat
 saucemaster5000: Sure is fun to rub the salami
 PharaohBender27: 
 Sethalidos: Ian, no
TetraRay: ian ....
DaxStrife: Ian, don't play with your meat on the stream.
 gualdhar: Hide the Salami?
 Heckhoundbolt: I never noticed there was some one climbing the pyramid
ghyllnox: Not playing that kind of game anymore Ian
 Heckhoundbolt: Also, I an what
KeytarCat: Super Pastramio Kart
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 Wolveroo: 20 coins on blue to win.
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   LoadingReadyRun: @micalovits in the rulebook (for this version, anyway) it actually says that the leg starts with the player *to the left* of the player taking the last pyramid tide
micalovits: Huh, thats intereting
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 saucemaster5000: @Heckhoundbolt Oh god do they have to hold on for dear life every time the fickle gods turn over the pyramid to retrieve their cosmic number cubes?
 CAKHost: Huh there is someone on the pyramid
 Raincoast_Bear: Can't buy this version anymore. New edition is slightly different.
micalovits: I so hope we get orange 3 to mess everything up
 Heckhoundbolt: Chaos is fun
micalovits: Awwww
 GredGredmansson: balance restored
TetraRay: so close orange
 Heckhoundbolt: Sadly, not today
 CAKHost: Orange approaching!
KeytarCat: Orange Camel, standing by
 GredGredmansson: so the only dice left are white dice
 Heckhoundbolt: This is Yellow Hump actual, checking in
 Dog_of_Myth: 
TetraRay: no one wins!
 Mazrae: hubris
 Fruan: Don't count your camels before they're hatched
 GredGredmansson: i think i missed some details about how scoring works so I'm going to stop worrying about it
Kelderan: Mmm. Camel eggs
 DiamondMX: If you have 3 camel eggs, you can make a dromelette.
micalovits: Mawp
 Sethalidos: MAWP
 GredGredmansson: 
 Mazrae: tiny bees
 saucemaster5000: Hold me closer tiny bees
 Raincoast_Bear:   
 GredGredmansson: we're live, so something's going to happen
ghyllnox: Kink shaming?
 Raincoast_Bear: I went all in on Kathleen to win. I expect a big pay off!   
 saucemaster5000: Orange looking for someone to rhyme with
 MadWolf1290: let chaos reign
 kusinohki: but what are the odds of that happening?
 NotCainNorAbel: Let's go banana!
 MadWolf1290: @kusinohki non-zero
 Mazrae: is there a way for us to bet our channel points to see which color wins the next full race?
TetraRay: ohhhhh
 CAKHost: We are a pile now!
 Mazrae: hey now, your an all star
 Sethalidos: you're an allstaR?
 GredGredmansson: Orange can still go for Not Last
 NotCainNorAbel: Blue support die could make it still happen
 RealGamerCow: I may need to watch all the Camel Up streams and get some statistics on how the colors finish
 djalternative: oh right. predictions have been updated since this game was last played. Now chat can bet read DolLRRs on camel racing
 saucemaster5000: Hope orange enjoys its behind the scenes kickback for taking the fall
 djalternative: real*
 Dog_of_Myth: 
TheAinMAP: 
 djalternative: 
   LoadingReadyRun: Beej riding the yellow camel
 Heckhoundbolt: And just like your urine, the yellow camel is running down this leg on this one leg race
 GredGredmansson:   
 itira: @Heckhoundbolt gross 
 Radyin: Matt gets 5, not 3.
 SnackPak_:  piss
 Mazrae: make way for piss
 RealGamerCow: 5 or 3 doesn;t matter
 Radyin: It would not have changed the final rankings, but I'd ask you to review the scoring for the ultimate winner/losers.
 Raincoast_Bear:     
 MAPBoardgames: I think it would be fun to have a chat bet on which camel will win.
 SmithKurosaki: +1 map
 Raincoast_Bear: Absolutely - let us in on the fun!
 Mazrae: but it would have to be before the camels are put into place
 maestrith: Silly question but is the music a bit off?
 MAPBoardgames: doesn't sound off to me @maestrith
  Juliamon: maestrith Try refreshing
 Mazrae: or chat could bet on which camel will be in last place
 maestrith: @MAPBoardgames thanks @Juliamon I will try.
 maestrith: @Juliamon yep, that helped.  thanks.
 Mazrae: oooo more glurp on mondaay
 heartofgoldfish: How far is Adam in dokidokilitclub?
Paranundrox subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 90 months, currently on a 90 month streak!
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  Juliamon: heartofgoldfish Festival prep
 maestrith: @Mazrae I am looking forward to some glurp myself.
 PharaohBender27: Argh, going to miss Glurp because of a meeting 
 SmithKurosaki: 
 Paranundrox: 7.5 years huh
 Paranundrox: that sure is an amount of time
 Mazrae: i have 12.9k channel points melting a hole in my channel pocket that i need to spend
  Juliamon: Have at it.
 Paranundrox: @Mazrae I have 435k from never spending any. One day they'll put something up for it 
 saucemaster5000: Thx Juliamon 
Dergib: only 12.9k? lol
 heartofgoldfish: @Juliamon 
 SmithKurosaki: @Mazrae Im trying to shed over 2M, hope you didnt pick blue
 maestrith: 10 points on Yellow  I can't be asked to change the default bet.
 Mazrae: nope im going for orange this game
 PharaohBender27: Should've waited longer to see who would be the underdog - I wound up betting on the most popular option 
 saucemaster5000: 100k on blue (still uh... catching up after going all in multiple times)
 Ersas: All in on Orange, bay'bee!  
 saucemaster5000: oh wait, I did green? aw, welp I'm losing
Inkymouse: aaaaa
 PharaohBender27: Camel up! Super cup!
 Paranundrox: I can't stop this feeling
TheAinMAP: chanting chanting
 DeM0nFiRe: 🍪
micalovits: I should bake cookies
TheAinMAP: 
 Gascitygaming: best i can do is ceeze itsa
Kelderan: That chant never gets old
 SmithKurosaki: @Paranundrox You need sexual tension?
Kiwijelly subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 69 months!
 Kiwijelly: nicenicenicenicenicenice
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 saucemaster5000: cookies are flat overly hard muffins yes I think this is a good hill to die on
 djalternative: okay, now chat's cooking with gas!
 SnackPak_: dang
 Ersas:  
 Ersas:    
 JonnyGlitched: Get that man a wheelchair
 iris_of_ether: 
 SmithKurosaki: Beej just crumbled to dust
 Raincoast_Bear: 1000 Quatloos on the Newcomers!
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/SplendidArborealChamoisYee-efD0xL6by0tNGiza
 Mazrae: other than Matt and Ben, who is the youngest
  Juliamon: Mazrae Other Ben
 maestrith: Long game? Camel Up! Legacy?
 SmithKurosaki: IAN!
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/LachrymoseIncredulousPotSuperVinlin-hzhmPNUkJ5XwteBQ
 Kiwijelly: hey chat, have any of you ever arranged a block party? asking for a friend
 djalternative: I put 100 bucks down on green
 Mazrae: @Juliamon is the wheeler or ulmer
micalovits: Yet only 9 votes on blue, who bet all their savings?
DoctorHutch subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 62 months!
 DoctorHutch: AFK!
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  Juliamon: Mazrae Both Bens are the youngest IIRC
 thegitrogsquirrel: go green
ghyllnox: I bet it all on white
ghyllnox: There is a limit of 250k though
 JonnyGlitched: Blue On Top, name of my sex tape
 djalternative: @micalovits unfortunately, there's a betting limit so us 1% can't go all in
 Kiwijelly: also is the camel up super cup related to the snail pace race, three year old me's favorite board game?
 PharaohBender27: 
 JonnyGlitched: JENGA
 Paranundrox: c-c-c-ombo
 KaleidoscopeMind: the 5 stack!
 SoldieroFortune: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 58:33.
 Tangsm: Look, orange was well rested from the last game, so they have all the advantage this game.
 JonnyGlitched: Never feel bad for the Bottom
  Juliamon: and us poor mods can't bet if we're gonna be the one responsible for completing the prediction, I stare longingly at my million+ points
micalovits: @micalovits When you are from the EU there is a limit of 0 for whatever reason!
 lion_byte:  
 Fruan: We stan orange camel
 SmithKurosaki: @micalovits @dj I dropped max
 saucemaster5000: Betting on the washington generals is the only safe bet
 MAPBoardgames: @Juliamon I'd put in a bet for you, but the points are non-transferrable
 SnackPak_: 
 Kiwijelly: Ian No!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 saucemaster5000: holy shit
JadedCynic: Kathleen YES
 itira: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 matthaus_c: it was from something, the deepest recesses of her mind
 JonnyGlitched: <message deleted>LRR has some of the worst rapping I've ever heard, it's refreshing
 PharaohBender27: @Juliamon I feel you there, Juliamon - I mod for a channel, and I'm usually the betrunner.
 Raincoast_Bear: 
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/SuccessfulKnottyLionPhilosoraptor-21JIKaRlIUUc4FVg
theamc2000: Cmon doctor who , I mean Matt, you got this
 djalternative: if you don't have regular correspondence with the FBI, you aren't having enough fun in life.
 ShaneLeeAtk: Hello late 80s/early 90s
 Kiwijelly: Some of our favorite LRR members, Kafleen, Ian, ExperienceBeej, and a victorian chimney sweep
 Mazrae: i think ive only won 1 of the bets on my channel points and so far im feeling iffy on it
theamc2000: What anime is bingbong?
JadedCynic: https://clips.twitch.tv/ReliableStrongVelociraptorDBstyle-rB7RdJCYyjfhYzKZ
 DEATHlikescats: @theamc2000 the feelings one…I can’t remember the name. Urutsei Yatsura.
 DEATHlikescats: ?
theamc2000: Ty
 DEATHlikescats: Happy to be of service
 saucemaster5000: Ayy, I look up from cooking and my lil green adrenal shot buddy is in front. Go Camel!
TetraRay: its a great circus act
 Raincoast_Bear prays for Orange.
 Cunobelenos: A lot of tension of some sort, right Beej?
 Kiwijelly: did I remember to drink water today?
 niccus: double bike super bike https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2b/Tall_bike_in_Bourges_%28France%29.jpg/220px-Tall_bike_in_Bourges_%28France%29.jpg
 PharaohBender27: @niccus 
 niccus: it makes a little more sense if the bottom part is a sitting bike https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ih0gtufGdK0/maxresdefault.jpg
 Mazrae: so far bet it going strong now
Shadowsoflife: @niccus what?
Mashamino: gambling? I'm in!
 ChaoticObserver: @DeM0nFiRe wanted to thank you for the gift sub from the other day since I didn't at the time
 Kiwijelly: @niccus to the tune of 'Sugar-pie, Honeybun'
 PharaohBender27: @niccus How do you get up there, though? A ladder?
 djalternative: acrobatics
 tidehollowcat: @niccus How do you... stop?
Shadowsoflife: carefully
 niccus: stop?
 Kiwijelly: @tidehollowcat a low bridge
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: ah, good to see the Nagus again
C_DOS_KEZ: ooohh a live amel cup super up 
C_DOS_KEZ: not gotten to catch one before
   LoadingReadyRun:  New Children's Book: Jeffrey, the lumpy Capybara
lifecharacter subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 73 months!
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 saucemaster5000: I'd read that to my niece
 Kiwijelly: @LoadingReadyRun In which Jeffrey discovers he was an overgrown prairie dog all along, but his parents love him anyway
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: rabble rabble rabble
 Kiwijelly: which is not surprising, because they're capybaras
 lion_byte: gotta receive!
 saucemaster5000: I want to see the one capybara who finally just snaps. Like, full on John Wick snaps
 saucemaster5000: Andre Benjamin lied to us!
 trainpants: lay it down on a flat surface like a polaroid picture
 SymphonicLolita: polaroid can't tell me what to do
 niccus: *shakes it like a polaroid* *stands still*
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Avoid exposing to significant sources of ionizing radiation like a polaroid picture
 SnackPak_: mmm candy
TetraRay: was there a reason you weren't suppose to shake them chat ?
 saucemaster5000: catchy @GhostofJeffGoldblum
CompSciJedi: @TetraRay Alters the final picture's colors
TetraRay: ah okay, guess that makes a kind of sense
 Raincoast_Bear: Thing are finally coming up Millhouse - d'oh Orange back on the bottom....
 andy1503: im concerned about these camels' abilities to escape the trap they are in
 saucemaster5000: White playing floor is lava
Dergib: come on white. you got this
 Mazrae: nooo orange you had such a good start
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mibukotaro: I still believe in yellow
Dergib: Imagine if blue actually wins. lol
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 Raincoast_Bear: Orange is conserving their energy for the final sprint.
 saucemaster5000: I don't believe in any of these camels. I can't be sure, but I'm pretty sure they aren't camels at all, and are secretly pieces of wood LRR is moving when I'm not paying attention
 PharaohBender27: @saucemaster5000 
 CAKHost: Thanks for the stream! good night everyone.
Dergib: @saucemaster5000 they wouldn't do that to us
  Juliamon: saucemaster5000 big if true
 AdamYMHMI: The camera is now in checkmate
 Raincoast_Bear: 
Dergib: Now is your chance white. take the lead
Dergib: oops. lol
TetraRay: and we got a game
 Ersas: 
Dergib: i said lead not last. lol
 SmithKurosaki: No, I dont want Blue towin
MajorFrostbyte: Yes
 Dog_of_Myth: IAN
 PharaohBender27: Ian!
 Sethalidos: Ian,no!
 SnackPak_: ah
Shadowsoflife: 
 TemporallyAwry: That was a long walk for a weird flex 
 saucemaster5000: We're gonna take a trip to the glue factory.... and the camels won't get to come!
 SymphonicLolita: hornerism of the night
 Fruan: GO ORANGE
 MAPBoardgames: Come on, Yellow!
 Mazrae: i am im betting it all on orange
 Raincoast_Bear: I bet Orange so I'm having a good time!
 Raincoast_Bear: Put ornage in.
 Mazrae: noooo
 SnackPak_: so rude
TetraRay: beej and all those green bets
 Raincoast_Bear: OH, Matt. 
 saucemaster5000: Eh, the camels all think they're playing twilight Imperium
 Twilight_Spark: Camels are undeniably enjoying themselves.
 Nuurgle: they just keep moving, camel by camel
 Mazrae: i have almost 13k on orange
  TStodden: I think Jelle is content with marbles.
 CodeIndigo: matt with the dreaded Chaos Butt
Dergib: come on white
 Mazrae: we are right there orange
 Mazrae: just a bit more
 saucemaster5000: I'm sure someone has done it on boardgamegeek
 Twilight_Spark: It actually seems pretty messy to me.
 Twilight_Spark: Order matters a lot.
mibukotaro: Yellow! Let’s go
ARiposte subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 15 months!
 ARiposte: I'm thinking probably a topology problem
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dangerous_safety: 
 Twilight_Spark: But you could easily run enough simulated games I think to get a good idea about expected values.
 Mazrae: come on orange 2 thats all we need
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 korvys: Hmm, there are a lot of ways for orange to win from here
Dergib: ok. we just need a yellow 1 and white 2 in that order
 ARiposte: Or quantum field energy states
 Mazrae: all  right  down to the end
   LoadingReadyRun:  The stacking mechanic is so unique, I don't think I've seen anything like it in other board games
mibukotaro: Or green 3
Dergib: no green 3 is bad. i bet white. lol
mibukotaro: I bet yellow so yellow ftw
Dergib: no
mibukotaro: No yellow!
 TemporallyAwry: Thank you Paul 
 Mazrae: yes!!!!
TetraRay: Lets go orange!!
 AdamYMHMI: Woo!
 PharaohBender27: 
 Mazrae: got there
 Raincoast_Bear:     
fox_clouds: go orange 
 AdamYMHMI: Matt hit the white die with his arm
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 Tangsm: Turns out orange is a jumping camel
 Ersas: All in on Orange, bay'beee! 
Dergib: white was on top of green
 DEATHlikescats: Was orange Paul’s camel?
 Mazrae:   
 TemporallyAwry: foxmarLOVE Go Orange foxmarLOVE
 MajorFrostbyte: @DeM0nFiRe Thanks for the gift sub!
 courtcharger: 
 LathosTiran: wooo
 Ersas: The power of Orange prevails
 PharaohBender27: Curious to see how much the Orange bettors won 
 Serioavion: Did they change bonuses in second edition?
 Mazrae: it says 1:10.something
 saucemaster5000: weirdly has a lot in common with 4x train games and stock games
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 SnackPak_: 
 SymphonicLolita: camelupsupercup
 korvys: 
 kusinohki: ian should have got 8 for being 1st correct.  matt gets 5 for 2nd correct.  you don't count the wrong bets
 jessicaengle: o7
 heartofgoldfish: orange believers are rich!
 Mazrae: i won 136k from betting 12.9k
Dergib: nice
 Serioavion: @kusinohki That's what I thought, doesn't change standings though
 SnackPak_: wooo
 PharaohBender27: Dang, orange bettors won an average of 68k each 
 spethycakes: 3.6K to 37.somethingK
 Ersas: 55.7k from 5.3  
 kusinohki: yeah, doesn't affect standings, but someday it might...
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 kusinohki: !findquote houserule
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 MAPBoardgames: Dragon hunting!
 SnackPak_: 
 kusinohki: !findquote house rule
  LRRbot: Quote #4847: "Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule." —Cameron [2018-03-26]
 DrLigmaPhD: Sleep with the dragon
 Raincoast_Bear: Bontan was Chaotic Neutral.
 saucemaster5000: they literally bring life to the world, how can they be bad?
 Mazrae: that was a close race
 iris_of_ether: Not all necromancers but certainly this one
 kusinohki: chitty chitty chaf chaf
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Mischievous_Catgeist: lets nope kiss
 DEATHlikescats: He really liked it
 Mattmitchell45: Adam is LOVING IT
 MAPBoardgames: Now Nope!
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 heartofgoldfish: Can't Kiss Horses, Nope
 PharaohBender27: I knew he wouldn't finish it in one because I'd seen the YTs of the Now Kiss playthrough
 LathosTiran: ♫only one girl♫
 PharaohBender27: Daaaaang
 Dog_of_Myth: Glurp!!!
JadedCynic: DMG!
 airylan: glurp!
 DEATHlikescats: Glurp!!!!
ArcLightningCanuck: GLURP!!!
 Sethalidos: MAWP
 Gekyouryuu: mawp
 RainyMint: MAWP
 Serioavion: Love Glurp!
Tempest2097: Mawp
 Ersas: G l u r p 
JadedCynic: that's the spirit Beej!
JadedCynic: Kathleen you SHOULD 
 DEATHlikescats: Nope! Please play
 Raincoast_Bear:  Glurp!
 kusinohki: what's max player count for glurp?  all of LRR might be able to play
 DEATHlikescats: No one is bad at glurp, EVERYONE is bad at glurp. It’s part of playing glurp!
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
 DeM0nFiRe: nice
 niccus: glurp supports up to 20 local players but that might be a tad unwieldy
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 korvys: 3 1's. The... 3 years?
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Dergib: except G. he is really good at it
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 Simonark: Thubitz!
 DEATHlikescats: Byeeeeee!
JadedCynic: o/
 PharaohBender27: 
 Ersas: 
LessIsMorii: Oops, hi and bye!
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