Utterly Toxic Drafting || LRRMTG

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 korvys: quiet?
nickstorm1998: WHAT WHERE WERE THEY
 MehallD: intro was super quiet, but you guys are normal noise
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n3ther: look at these lads
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 korvys: You're loud, the intro was quiet
 emberBecky: hi! o/
 lirazel64: Goodafternoon, gentlemen.
 MegaDosX: We're the Authority!
 That1GuyBen: hello gramathan and jamesothy!
chonkski: Hey guys, fix that
 Pumadog95: Go away for a weekend and this happens 
 TheSpikeFeeders: Hey remember to fix the intro
 Lord_Hosk: Rare draft!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Marvel SNAP mug?
nickstorm1998: @loadingreadyrun where were you guys I was there on Saturday
 brieandbacon: Weeeee're HEEEEEERE!!
chonkski: My advice, draft good
s_lynch: Graham sounds... tired and or high, and not judging either way.
chonkski: Can we just talk about Tim’s for 90 min?
 lesbianpunkpyromancer20: @s_lynch a con will do that to you
 MegaDosX: So I just converted that into actual measurements, and my god
Aitsu111: it's a latta milk
s_lynch: 👍
 Verrain2: I miss Redding Terminal Market.
nickstorm1998: Where were you guys
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nickstorm1998: I was there on Saturday
 That1GuyBen: wish i could've met y'all at magiccon philly but i was unable to get off work sadly
 lamina5432: bit sad I missed seeing you was in the building
n3ther: what is up with those headphones lol
 laundreydhull: Listen, Chat! that Crapshot was.... REEL HIGH.
Fr0Dough: Graham and james facial hair is coming in nicely, or however grammar works
 djalternative: I heard you boys had some Magic Con Filling over the weekend?
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 Pumadog95: Was there all weekend and enjoy it
 lamina5432: oh same room too
 MegaDosX: How often did you see cards that made you say "Gavin!"?
chonkski: This stream is gonna have big dad energy
 breadisbest1: is there tgoing to be a video?
BonderPoet: @Fr0Dough Now I'm imagining if beards were just one thick hair
n3ther: needs more grunting
 Verrain2: Hope to hear about the Gavin event later!
n3ther: like a true dad
 laundreydhull: is the unknown a private VIP I guess?
 MegaDosX: I mean, in your defense, this was the first event in a while
 lamina5432: I tried the PTQ at noon saturday
 MegaDosX: That you've been to
 Lord_Hosk: You also had a 30 hour plane trip
n3ther: been a while
chonkski: Had my honeymoon in Hawaii and it took weeks to get back to Central Time
 brieandbacon: It *has* been a long pandeeny
 MegaDosX: Neat!
 constablecrab: I get worn out after driving 30 miles and spending a weekend with my parents.
 kilnfiendpotter: Sad to have missed y'all!!
n3ther: oh ya that's a great organizaton
 djalternative: and the Unknown event had exclusive cards
 tehfewl: I signed up and sat next to Graham in the first "round"
Aitsu111: oh yeah the Gavin packs
 MegaDosX: Ah so Gavin made bus up for you guys, good to know 
 laundreydhull: Oh, right. Prerelease kits used to do this in Scars blocks. The teams kits.
chonkski: Oh that sounds neat as heck
 CAKHost: Hi everyone!
 djalternative: what playtest cards did you get?
 tehfewl: I also have the terrible habit of forgetting to introduce myself
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MadMalice22: Glad to see Graham’s beard growing back well
 MegaDosX: I guess we'll see if that's a canonical end to everything when MOM releases 
 Sunmare_Dragon37: everyone win
 laundreydhull: forks-hado-wings
 djalternative: Gavin has said that each team wone a day
 That1GuyBen: a pox upon the auto tapper!
Aitsu111: each one a day so both teams played hard
tomnar: Oh hey dream team! How is everyone? 
 djalternative: won*
 BrowneePoints: Speaking of Magic, Graham how excited are you for the LotR set coming to Arena!?
n3ther: ya they were piloting it great
 laundreydhull: Cool 5-1 ONE
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Judders__: they got a 7win deck before this one too
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 djalternative: oh right. the prize card
BonderPoet: I wanted to do some coding while watching but Cat decided to lay down right in front of the keyboard. Guess I'm just watching
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 That1GuyBen: Now that you guys have had the format for a while, what are your thoughts on it?
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 RokuNalaar: Anyone going to magiccon Barcelona this summer?
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 Pumadog95: What were you thoughts on mom
 MegaDosX: Fair. I'm just hype for Thalia and Gitrog >_>
Aitsu111: yeah Gavin put a video up about it on his YouTube good morning magic
 lamina5432: thalia ridding gitrog is great
 djalternative: Blake refuses to tell us when we're getting Dad
 Bugberry: There's so much going on all over the media I consume so I barely caught the stream spoilers.
 BrowneePoints: Also! Lord of the Rings coming "true to paper" on Arena is SO sick. Gonna draft it so much
hd_dabnado: excited if/when you all come to Minnesota
 kilnfiendpotter: The plan is to make it to Minneapolis
Kelderan: @lamina5432 Did you see the fake Akira poster made up with them?
hd_dabnado: @kilnfiendpotter yeyeye
s_lynch: Lrropean Vacation
 MegaDosX: !card vraska's fall
  LRRbot: Vraska's Fall [2B] | Instant | Each opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker and gets a poison counter.
 MegaDosX: They might still sac the Watcher to Fall since it gets them a card
 lamina5432: @lamina5432 oooh I will look that up
tomnar: Wait, did you just say your going to Barcelona?
 AtomicAlchemical: Hey James, hey Graham. I hope the trip home was uneventful
 Bugberry: they'll probably choose to draw a card from watcher regardless
 arkhamrefugee: Graham, you okay?  you sound like you're a little more hoarse than usual
chonkski: I’ll go for you guys
 BrowneePoints: You can visit my Ancestral Homelands!(I don't remember where in Spain my family is from tbh)
 MegaDosX: Don't hate it
 The_Phailhaus: wish i was capable of travelling so i can get more LRR signitures on my blood donor card
 GhostValv: D:
 MegaDosX: Oh dear.
 BrowneePoints: That's also just northern american winters
flouncy_magooo: If you're going to Barcelona, take some time for touristy stuff. The city is incredible.
 djalternative: Turns out, you guys just missed the huge storm as it hit Philly
 kilnfiendpotter: Yep, it's extremely dry out here. I carry around a tube of Eucerin hand lotion to keep my hands from drying out too badly.
 MegaDosX: Bounce Plains play Basilica?
 Athelgar: Friday Nights' James(Jim) can finally fulfill his new years resolution of getting to out of country GPs?
 fungal_bird: Snow day in Portland means catching LRRMTG live! 
 fungal_bird: Hai Michelle!
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 MegaDosX: You're dead.
 kilnfiendpotter: @fungal_bird Hello hello!
 MegaDosX: !card unctus
  LRRbot: Did you mean: Unctus, Grand Metatect; Unctus's Retrofitter
 MegaDosX: !card unctus grand metatect
  LRRbot: Unctus, Grand Metatect [1UU] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Vedalken [2/4] | Other blue creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card." / Other artifact creatures you control get +1/+1. / {U/P}: Until end of turn, target creature you control becomes a blue artifact in addition to its other colors and types. Activate only as a sorcery.
tomnar: Cool. I have never been to a magic event, arent they usually US only?
 MegaDosX: Yeah Unctus is quite something
Spades_Slicc: Wow blue is really shit in this format 
 fungal_bird: @tomnar they're all over the world
 PerringtonOwl: So who at Wizards to I need to send a petition to get LRR to the UK in the next 10 years? 
 MegaDosX: Yeah too bad blue is a bad colour in this draft 
RetroWaffles: just barely missed getting to go to Philly, is any of the LRR crew going to be at magiccon Minneapolis in May?
 Bugberry: Turns out, blue isn't bad when you draft good.
 djalternative: @tomnar no, they happen all around. Big news just tends to happen at the US ones
 arkhamrefugee: seeing all the post-Philly streams has really helped me feel like I was a part of the fest.
Spades_Slicc: two losses
AutumnGold: idk if you have working hands in canada but thats what i use in the us. it works wonders, everyone i know uses it now cause of how well it works. they also have soap with it
 fungal_bird: @perringtonowl talk to a UK con organizer to invite them!
unleashenlightenment: So 360€ commander master boxes huh
Invitare: Just one pub?
 beowuuf: uk represent!
 RokuNalaar: Pubs are always well attended in London
offbeatwitch: [london cockney accent] pub
 BrowneePoints: So Commodore Guff Commander Duck huh
 kilnfiendpotter: London is great! Gosh folks start drinking early there
 korvys: Wait, another one? Cause I know an Aussie runner with a LRR tattoo
 arkhamrefugee: poob
 kais58: I didn't hear about it until the Podcast several weeks later  I wasn't on twitter back in those days, a better time, or the same?
 PerringtonOwl: Hmmmm, okay, well I think there are plans for an Oxford event in the distant future. LRR in the Dreaming Spires? 
 djalternative: @kilnfiendpotter Well, here in Chicago we just drink whenever we want so I don't think it's London exclusive strategy
Spades_Slicc: annex sentrying their sentry is a dangerous game
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nymistrya: I do really like this format, but since I got my first trophy I just can't seem to bring myself to draft again. I just wanna ride that high as long as I can.
 BrowneePoints: I'm just so excited to Draft Lord of the Rings in June
 Lord_Hosk: I have one important question for your trip to magic con.  Did you get taco bell while you were there?
 BrowneePoints: on paper AND Arena
 BrowneePoints: YES! Graham is on Team Taco Bell
 BrowneePoints: #Winning
 tehfewl: with reading terminal right there, who the heck would eat fast food
 arkhamrefugee: I cannot wait to see what cosplayer is going to be crazy enough to do a Thalia on the Gitrog Monster using one of those inflatable raptor rider costumes.
hd_dabnado: did you see a pizza hut? a taco bell? a combination pizza hut and taco bell?
 Mangledpixel: boop
s_lynch: The taco bell Diablo sauce is legit
 Bugberry: I enjoy Taco Bell, but there's definitely some items to be careful with.
 djalternative: Oh wait, the next time you come to Chicago, you have to go to a Taco Bell Cantina (they have booze). Twisted Baja Blasts are great
 BrowneePoints: the $ to quality ratio is just good
 That1GuyBen: how many levels of land are you on my dudes
 That1GuyBen: the answer is: all of them somehow
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 invickthus: thank you for teaching me everything I know about magic the gathering. lands before spells, right?
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 fungal_bird: Dammit Turner
Nukified: sweet draws
 MegaDosX: #blamejames
offbeatwitch: james i'm gonna need you to move back from the computer
 fungal_bird: The C U R S E
 BrowneePoints: WITH FLESHCUTTER
 Diabore: welcome back g, how was philly?
 BrowneePoints: oh NOOOOO
 That1GuyBen: oh y'all are so dead
 MegaDosX: So you're boned
 MegaDosX: At the very least they don't have Helm of the Host, which with Mondrak lets you teach your opponent about exponents
 djalternative: Lands on the left, spells on the right
 AtomicAlchemical: It was great to see y'all there
Rebbers: Cool land
Spades_Slicc: Lands before spells = play lands in front
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Spades_Slicc: Howdy raiders
 MegaDosX: Raiders! You arrive just in time for a fresh draft
 Xaunaught: I just got here can't wait to see this draft knowing I missed NOTHING else
 That1GuyBen: just cue the intro again guys, no one will notice a thing
hd_dabnado: okay chat, lets just pretend the stream just started
 invickthus: that background image is just a diSTRESSing number of teeth.
 invickthus: so many mouths. so much teeth
 MegaDosX: What do we want P1P1?
 Yolysses: Hey, it was awesome getting to meet you guys in Philly!  
 Fistacles: didnt realize that was you guys til the end. ggs!
 RokuNalaar: Which 2023 set/product are you folks most looking forward to?
 That1GuyBen: the domininomicons
 MegaDosX: They're mountain sized
Spades_Slicc: Dominussy
 Diabore: theyre big big big
 BrowneePoints: They're literally bits of the Landscape that gained Sentience
adambomb625: I love how the Blue Dominus is playing with dolls
 invickthus: it's like if the dreaming city got fleshy instead of taken.
 MegaDosX: The Sheoldred art that's been revealed for March of the Machine shows her riding on Drivnod's shoulder, which is /wild/
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 MegaDosX: Oh hey it's Unctus
 BrowneePoints: Lord of the Rings is Magic's Grandpa
 Diabore: gonna get uncty
 BrowneePoints: it's like a homecoming
 That1GuyBen: unctus is so absurd
 MegaDosX: Unctus commits you the least and is just good
 Diabore: lets get uncty in here
 invickthus: unctus bring the funk-tus.
 djalternative: Did you guys see the monthly announcement day stream Blake did with LotR and Commander Masters?
Spades_Slicc: bUt bLuE iS bAd
MadMalice22: Any predictions for lotr character colour alignments?
 BrowneePoints: and we get to draft Lord of the Rings on Arena so HELL yes
Funkbr0: well, you have ablue deck..
 MegaDosX: I mean, you also did just get dumpstered by blue, so.
 Bugberry: Blue just needs a bit more synergy to get going.
offbeatwitch: s'the noise i would make if i was picked in a card game
flouncy_magooo: @MadMalice22 Gandalf is Grey
 MegaDosX: GW?
 Diabore: also itsd a very light blue back, just eye and voidwing in the pack after unstus
Spades_Slicc: I've lost to so many mono blue decks
 korvys: Blue green is pretty bad, but blue black is solid
 BrowneePoints: Pippin is W/R easy
 That1GuyBen: hobbits are likely boros
 warboss5: "Uhg, BLUE!" oh man, taking me all the way back to Retrun to Ravnica
 MegaDosX: Gandalf as Jeskai?
MWGNZ: bombadil is yellow/blue
 Bugberry: I wonder who will be Blue. Elves might have some blue with their magic/inventiveness.
 emberBecky: Gondor/Aragorn seems like it'd be white though
Funkbr0: Sams gotta be Mom in GW with nat protection from B... and 1/4 for that thicc ass 
SnowBuddy18: Bombadil is purply
 bwk789: Unctus and graaz helped me go 3-1 at prerelease in UB
Invitare: Gandalf the Grey would be black/white surely
 warboss5: Oh wow, who skips Jor Kadean?
 MegaDosX: I could see Gandalf being a transform card
 That1GuyBen: and gandalf the grey and monty python and the holy grail's black kngiht
 lesbianpunkpyromancer20: white green for hobbots
 BrowneePoints: ooo FLip Gandalf from U creature to U/W Planeswalker
 thegitrogsquirrel: Gandalf the colorless
 That1GuyBen: or however that song went
 AtomicAlchemical: Hot take, but I think Sauron might be Grixis
 Diabore: i like UW
 djalternative: Izzet -> Mono White
 Bugberry: Very few LOTR races really stand out Blue aligned. maybe Numernoreans.
woodfeld: Saruman has to be Orzhov
 rasterscan: !card unctus
  LRRbot: Did you mean: Unctus, Grand Metatect; Unctus's Retrofitter
Fr0Dough: Frodo green, sam white, mary and pippen are golgari
 rasterscan: !card Unctus, Grand Metatect
  LRRbot: Unctus, Grand Metatect [1UU] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Vedalken [2/4] | Other blue creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card." / Other artifact creatures you control get +1/+1. / {U/P}: Until end of turn, target creature you control becomes a blue artifact in addition to its other colors and types. Activate only as a sorcery.
 lirazel64: Saruman is a flip card for sure.
 djalternative: Benito Mousalini and the Blue Meanie
 MegaDosX: tfw you accidentally build an Unctus Brawl deck in Limited
 AtomicAlchemical: Now it is our turn to draft blue value
 brainbosh: Man you have half the deck I'm running in Jumpstart right now
 fungal_bird: I like Aragorn as WG
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 lesbianpunkpyromancer20: i think Gandalf as a white creature with 5 color abilities would be cool
 BrowneePoints: Boromir better have a cool dies trigger
 themcclintalk: I still have the entirety of Ultimate Showdown memorized, and I don’t know what that says about me since I recently turned 29
 BrowneePoints: Did you see the packaging Art Graham?
 Bugberry: I wonder if the LOTR set will have any returning mechanics or just be new mechanics.
 That1GuyBen: as sad as i am we won't see orlando bloom in cardboard
 tehfewl: give me the old hobbit cartoon art
MadMalice22: I hoping for a return of the partner mechanic personally
chaostreader: The One ring should be an equipment that gives fear.
Sleep_Tight: enough for a whole dual cycle
RevolverRossalot: There And Back Again as a saga
 djalternative: We've seen Gandolf vs The Balrog
flowerseses: I said this yesteday on wheeler's stream - the only important character thing I care about is whether gandalf gets his naturals
chonkski: Kinda hoping for a filter land reprint
 thegitrogsquirrel: Tom bombadil should be Green with a WUBRG ability
 lirazel64: I want a planeswalking Rosie Cotton.
micalovits: Sorta hoping for all the fetches as LotR locations
 Diabore: unctus buffs mites
Funkbr0: it looks nicely distinct to the jackson movies from what little of artwork we have seen so far, so i'm happy
 That1GuyBen: sweet
Sleep_Tight: oh god why do they do this to me...
Diabore: mycosynth! all creatures artifacts!
 lirazel64: Sol ring?
 laundreydhull: It does....
Kelderan: The Silmarillion has a neat pantheon they could draw from. But, also who would know that stuff
 AtomicAlchemical: seems too slow still
MadMalice22: @revolverrossalot “There and back again” should be the set’s new flicker card
 MegaDosX: Mycosynth is combo bait, not really a limited card
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Spades_Slicc: strider is good imo
 Diabore: its pretty good in proliferate
 MegaDosX: It's a good proliferate target
 RAZRBCK08: Strider is fine
 MegaDosX: But yeah, five mana
 Bugberry: 5/5 Vigilance on a Vehicle is interesting.
 Diabore: you can pick another up later
flouncy_magooo: From what I've heard, they're also trying to make the characters more diverse, which will piss off all the right people.
 BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun The Art they've shown off actually looks a bit like a marriage of Jackson & Bakshi https://media.wizards.com/2023/images/daily/en_RJza5EXIpCyj.png
SnowBuddy18: it wheeled
 BrowneePoints: https://media.wizards.com/2023/images/daily/en_D5iUcWIEbL9f.png
 MegaDosX: Whoof
 satyropodobny: First mistake was playing blue
adambomb625: Eggs always good
 MegaDosX: @satyropodobny You say that while they're drafting heavy blue 
 BrowneePoints: Blue is a good support color that usually isn't deep
 bwk789: Jace coming in pack 3 I pray
 BrowneePoints: but if people think it's "bad"
 Diabore: the gulf of good blue decks to decent blue decks make people think its bad
 BrowneePoints: then you get the only blue, and get a powerful deck
 satyropodobny: fair
 BrowneePoints: Limited 101
 MegaDosX: I got someone with Scraptrap by blocking their Glissa while they were on nine poison
 laundreydhull: Brrrd!
 Bugberry: thrumming bird goes with so much.
 BrowneePoints: Did you see the lightfall trailer? probably not cuz it just dropped like an hour ago 
 invickthus: phyrexia is just if the dreaming city were fleshy instead of taken.
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 laundreydhull: Le birds.
 MegaDosX: I like Thrum
adambomb625: Birb
SnowBuddy18: big thrummers
micalovits: Birb is good
 That1GuyBen: thrumumumumingbird
 That1GuyBen: i can't believe they finally powercrept sedge scorpion
 Diabore: @MegaDosX i had someone not block my glissa so i removed counters... from their archdemon that kills them if it has no counters 
 rasterscan: No logbook?
 neebusjeebus: on color rare!
 MegaDosX: @Diabore lmao get got
offbeatwitch: oh there goes checkpoint
 neebusjeebus: you're bound ti find more stuff that proliferates too
 djalternative: off topic: have either of you played Pizza Tower yet?
 stalkernadir: I am so sad what they did to my boy Venser...
 Wolfstrike_NL: !card venser, corpse
  LRRbot: Venser, Corpse Puppet [UB] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Zombie Wizard [1/3] | Lifelink, toxic 1 / Whenever you proliferate, choose one — / • If you don't control a creature named The Hollow Sentinel, create The Hollow Sentinel, a legendary 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token. / • Target artifact creature you control gains flying and lifelink until end of turn.
 BloodnBullets: poor venser
 neebusjeebus: scraptrap is good
 RokuNalaar: "Two eyes. That's the best amount of eyes"
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 korvys: !quote adam
  LRRbot: Quote #6468: "This monkey's too powerful!" —Adam [2019-10-10]
 Diabore: why thing have to get on board? why not put board under things?
 samu_btdp1985: is that venser and unctus?
 BloodnBullets: how is this format? this is the first set whos pre-release ive missed in a while and I havent seen much of it.
Invitare: Heather is right there Graham. Just ask her to remind you to tell Heather about the mistake
 neebusjeebus: venser and unctus buddy cop movie
Fr0Dough: Everyone in chat! Yall pretty great, never forget!
 RAZRBCK08: it's certainly a set of Magic
 djalternative: but there's another rat
micalovits: I like cat
micalovits: Its pretty dece
 djalternative: oh. that jellyfish is good
  RayFK: Look at this Magic nerds.
Kelderan: Headcleaver always puts in work for me.
micalovits: I think its better than headcleave
micalovits: Atleast in UB
 neebusjeebus: headcleaver was pretty good at the prerelease for me
 BloodnBullets: @RAZRBCK08 well that's a glowing recommendation...
Kelderan: I guess I mostly play headcleaver in black white
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hd_dabnado: @RayFK huh, im surprised wotc hasnt partnered with the Nerds candy before it would work well
 bwk789: Hey G, when are you back with PIF? Been missing some ivalice action whilst you were away in Philly!
 neebusjeebus: nerds did do a collab with D&D
 MegaDosX: They mite be
Kelderan: They did with D&D hd_dabnado
 BloodnBullets: @RayFK everyone loves edible counters!
adambomb625: Eye is REALLY good
 fungal_bird: !quote bear
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hd_dabnado: @Kelderan damn, well thats great
 neebusjeebus: experimental augery is good too
Grimnus: Bloated contaminator
 BrowneePoints: Bloated Contaminator
Kelderan: I think you got a mini-adventure if you got the promo nerds
 tehfewl: Bloated contaminator
 MegaDosX: !card bloated contaminator
  LRRbot: Bloated Contaminator [2G] | Creature — Phyrexian Beast [4/4] | Trample / Toxic 1 / Whenever Bloated Contaminator deals combat damage to a player, proliferate.
KenGoesTwitch: Hey Graham how were the cheesesteaks?
 BloodnBullets: Bloated with features
Grimnus: Its pretty terrible
micalovits: Its bad
 RAZRBCK08: oh yea Bloated Contaminator is great, I may have made it to platinum with a Toxic Selesnya deck
 korvys: Annoint feels really important for the black decks, to get your poison train rolling by getting early blockers out of the way
 djalternative: proliferate's great with venser
MWGNZ: its a way to go out on your own terms
 MegaDosX: Staff is more combo bait so not really for limited
 BrowneePoints: oh yea wait
 BrowneePoints: staff combos with venser
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SnowBuddy18: in this set, where you're trying to not die fast, paying life seems bad
 MegaDosX: Venser does kinda gain you it back with some setup
 MegaDosX: Since Venser's trigger lets you make an artifact creature have flying and lifelink
 BrowneePoints: if it wheels it wheels
 bwk789: Nooo, you passed the toxic 2 aura that reanimates!
 MegaDosX: Also the sheer number of x/1s in the format
 tehfewl: serum snare came that late?
 djalternative: it's good
 vargasbball3: yep with the rat it is good
hd_dabnado: probs cut the artifact synergies?
micalovits: The aura is fine, probably not for this deck
 djalternative: being able to do 3 toxic turn 2 is really good
 fungal_bird: Have fun, Graham! 
 bwk789: I like it a lot in limited, with scraptrap, rat, flyers etc
 LurkerSpine:    
micalovits: We might also be on 16 lands
SnowBuddy18: step 1: cut the blue 
YawgmothsBargainStore: do we want the eyes?
labboplays: Testament bearer?
Grimnus: The eyes are more for UW
micalovits: How many artifacts we got?
 MegaDosX: All the better to see you with
 Lord_Hosk: This is the worse Selesnya deck I have ever seen
hd_dabnado: how good is the artifact stuff you have?
 RAZRBCK08: 1 of the eyes at minimum should go I think
 kakurenbo69: Not enough artifacts to make the Eyes good.
SnowBuddy18: I like 1 eye
 kilnfiendpotter: That Gulping Snaptrap looks like a very spikey O'Keefe painting.
Kelderan: Not sure we have the artifact Critical mass
 RokuNalaar: It's all fun and games until we cut the eyes
 wordlessRage: I would abandon the artifact synergies for proliferate
 SK__Ren: Its better than that 3/3 gargoyle from a few sets ago 
MadMalice22: The last guy blew you out with two eyes though
hd_dabnado: cut retrofitter?
 rasterscan: !card scheming aspirant
  LRRbot: Scheming Aspirant [1B] | Creature — Phyrexian Advisor [1/3] | Whenever you proliferate, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
 LurkerSpine: 12 lands, good to go
 djalternative: cut the removal, simple
 rasterscan: !card gitaxian raptor
  LRRbot: Gitaxian Raptor [2U] | Creature — Phyrexian Bird [1/4] | Flying / Gitaxian Raptor enters the battlefield with three oil counters on it. / Remove an oil counter from Gitaxian Raptor: Gitaxian Raptor gets +1/−1 until end of turn.
labboplays: I think you should choose if you have space for the artifact theme or just the toxic profiliate theme
micalovits: Oh yea, we do not have the artifacts for retrofitter
YawgmothsBargainStore: maybe if were cutting eyes retrofitter gets worse?
 brainbosh: Don't you have a ton of artifacts?
 Lord_Hosk: 11 lands is fine
 gizmofreak1: the insight may be too much
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 rasterscan: The insight is great late match refuel though
micalovits: 16 lands is probably right?
chonkski: Cut a couple lands so we don’t draw so many
 rasterscan: If you're on top-deck hell
micalovits: Unctus loots, and 2 draw spells
 Lord_Hosk: The pros are running 16 in blue black in this format
SnowBuddy18: insight for headcleaver?
 gizmofreak1: id cut the scrsp trsp
Kelderan: Headcleaver I do like better than scraptral. But, I'm also thinking black/white
chonkski: Run 14. Do it, you know you want to.
 Wolfstrike_NL: rather drop the headcleaver and get the drawspell back
 DudelidouX: Curve is low enough for 16. At least I'd run 16
 MegaDosX: X to Doubt
flouncy_magooo: Pillarfield Ox is surprisingly okay in this format. Not amazing. But okay.
labboplays: Hmm.. I think you should choose if you have space for the artifact theme or just the toxic profiliate theme
micalovits: This is very much a 16 land format in general
 Lord_Hosk: MEEEEE?!?!?
 kakurenbo69: curve is low enough, only 2 cards above 3
 LurkerSpine: what does 17 lands say 
 DudelidouX: Also you have James so you could probably run 15 and never get screwed
 BloodnBullets: Hosk has also said "11 lands are fine"...
s_lynch: I know Kenji seems to often run 16 lands in his drafts
 Lord_Hosk: When have I ever led you wrong?
Kelderan: Not too many double pips outside of the gold cards
 benv0li0: Thanks for coming down to Philly . Glad you had a chat with Harold, the other Cindr designer
 MegaDosX: Also Unctus
 farmall_farmer: wheeler was running 16 in fam jam and doing pretty good
 MegaDosX: And Venser makes one
labboplays: Do you need Unctus then?
 BrowneePoints: unctus is good
 MegaDosX: Venser's Karn-a-like is an artifact creature token
 kilnfiendpotter: No eyes. One cat. Can't Lose.
 GredGredmansson: I think leaving in retro fitter is ok
hd_dabnado: so soon to default lands...
flouncy_magooo: Unctus is good with creatures
 GredGredmansson: its a toxic creature at worst
 RAZRBCK08: next week Graham you can finally choose a favorite land
s_lynch: Can't wait for favorite artwork feature
Kelderan: Old border lands and artifacts make me happy
 gizmofreak1: @hd_dabnado when is that gonna be implemented?
 MegaDosX: !card unctus grand meta
  LRRbot: Unctus, Grand Metatect [1UU] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Vedalken [2/4] | Other blue creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card." / Other artifact creatures you control get +1/+1. / {U/P}: Until end of turn, target creature you control becomes a blue artifact in addition to its other colors and types. Activate only as a sorcery.
s_lynch: Something something technolt
micalovits: And we still have a couple of artifacts
 SagaMonstrum: Watching Serge lose his mind in the upload of LRRLive, that had to have been fun following them around, 'Gibb'
s_lynch: *technology
 brainbosh: Unctus still lets you draw and discard on attacks
 kilnfiendpotter: WAIT we can get default lands?!
 GredGredmansson: I've been burned too much to trust this
 warboss5: So, how'd y'all feel seeing MotM spoilers coming out only TWO WEEKS after ONE's release?
 djalternative: and a favorite duress. Wait, does that mean we'll see different printings of cards in limited?
Grimnus: Those are the 3 rules of engagement
 santural: Love the lands
 SK__Ren: Wait, we're not supposed to punt? I knew I was doing something wrong
 MegaDosX: @warboss5 Not full spoilers, this was more for stores to pre-order things, actual spoilers start in a month or so
 benv0li0: Might have to boot up Arena again
 That1GuyBen: uh oh.
 kilnfiendpotter: ::punches fist in the air:: YES! It's only been YEARS!
 BrowneePoints: especially since these two sets tie together directly
nymistrya: wait it's style too? finally!
uchihab7: it wasnt even spoilers, it was reveals
 BrowneePoints: I don't mind the rapidity
 Bugberry: People forget about the early spoilers every time, thinking the next set is already coming out. It's months away.
 warboss5: Eh, sound point, it just makes me warry
 djalternative: remember, prebeats are for retailers and have to happen before their order window
 MegaDosX: I mean, technically a trade?
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 MegaDosX: Right on time
Kelderan: They're letting us get to turn 4 at 20 health no poison. I'm liking our chances.
 kilnfiendpotter: Magic releases are a bit like being at a conveyer belt sushi restaurant. I wait until something tasty comes by to snag it, but the plates just don't stop.
 MegaDosX: I do love how tiny the text is on that token's typeline
deyja429: From my experience of this format White Aggro has been one of the best archetypes. Mostly because it seems open often and has powerful plays.
 That1GuyBen: more worried about it being a ginormous 5/5 vigilance
 benv0li0: @kilnfiendpotter I think that is the best metaphor for how to engage with mtg without fomo I have ever hear. I'm stealing it.
 Diabore: i like venser
 djalternative: the biggest change with spoiler policy in recent times is that the PreBeat happens on WeeklyMTG now instead of as a blog post on the WPN retailer site
 MegaDosX: Ah, la problema
 kakurenbo69: Tap in response to target
 lackingsanity: let the skitterfang trigger first?
 MegaDosX: I vote now
GreatGodOm: you can wait
micalovits: You can do it after
hd_dabnado: full control lets you wait
 BrowneePoints: The music for this board is VAGUELY like Jumanji and it messes with me
micalovits: Might need to have full control
 Diabore: you have to remove a counter and then target
 RokuNalaar: You will get priority again
 korvys: You don't get to see *what* they do, but they do have to remove the counter and target
 GreatWahooney: yeah that's a reflexive trigger
 GredGredmansson: i feel like that's a message
 MegaDosX: Prologue?
 Diabore: ol billy
 MegaDosX: Oh right instant
micalovits: You could also have done it after the choice but before attackers, but would have required full controll I think
 MegaDosX: They might make the Ravager fly
 baronsamedi23: 50 meds reminder for those who may need it 50
flouncy_magooo: Good old Billy, the Skulldweller
GreatGodOm: They will probbably give the ravager flying
 GredGredmansson: we have lifedrain though
 MegaDosX: Opponent says beep beep
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offbeatwitch: skitterfang is an excellent card, i like it a lot
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 Diabore: serge would never say butts
 SergeYager: chat please
 That1GuyBen: skullbomb to rebuy skulldweller?
s_lynch: We don't believe you
 SergeYager: oh no, i've been got
 MegaDosX: X to Doubt, Serge
 Diabore: nope, only artifacts
 MegaDosX: !card bilious skulldweller
  LRRbot: Bilious Skulldweller [B] | Creature — Phyrexian Insect [1/1] | Deathtouch / Toxic 1
 baronsamedi23: it was either a meds reminder or "Bottoms for the Top god, Subs for the Sub throne"
 kakurenbo69: Not an artifact, so can't fly the rat
 MegaDosX: No, flying is only artifact creatures
 Harvest25:  
 Lord_Hosk: Serge just said butts... its right there in chat
 GredGredmansson: Chrome Prolwer is an artifact but billy skulls is not
 korvys: No, skulldweller isn't an artifact creature
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 MegaDosX: So now you can do it to the Karn-a-like
Sharkfists: legs too tiny
 GhostValv: text D:
 GredGredmansson: I think the Prowler can jump or the Not-Karn
 That1GuyBen: unless you had unctus in play
 djalternative: text? where?
 Diabore: if you picked mycosynth you could have jumped the rat
IncredibleFrown: rat will never ballin
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 korvys: !card Serum Snare
  LRRbot: Serum Snare [1U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If that permanent had mana value 3 or less, proliferate.
micalovits: Birb, birb, birb is the word
 That1GuyBen: so what we need is for you just to draw unctus
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ipoddodd: birb beats
GreatGodOm: We can bounce the prowler to tap down the ravager again
 wordlessRage: Unctus is sorcery unfortunately
micalovits: @GreatGodOm Thats a fun play
Delalelilolu: in case it comes up unctus' abilitie is sorcery speed
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 Diabore: RG has an annoying amount of ways to put more oil on things
 djalternative: we're proliferate and they're antiliferate
Kelderan: Bouncing oppo when you're on a oil counter deck always feels awkward, eh?
Kelderan: Sorry, they not you
 Diabore: gains 4 life
 BloodnBullets: it gains lifelink
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Slacker1977: !card Venser, corpse
  LRRbot: Venser, Corpse Puppet [UB] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Zombie Wizard [1/3] | Lifelink, toxic 1 / Whenever you proliferate, choose one — / • If you don't control a creature named The Hollow Sentinel, create The Hollow Sentinel, a legendary 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token. / • Target artifact creature you control gains flying and lifelink until end of turn.
  RayFK: Reading is for chumps
 MegaDosX: Yeah Venser does a lot, turns out
 korvys: Venser has *a lot* of words
 Bugberry: @MegaDosX sometimes lots of text means lots of conditions, not just doing lots of things.
 Diabore: when was the last vanilla creature printed?
 MegaDosX: @Diabore Multani and Yargle 
 GredGredmansson: you mean before Yargle+Multani?
Slacker1977: !card Hazardous Blast
  LRRbot: Hazardous Blast [3R] | Sorcery | Hazardous Blast deals 1 damage to each creature your opponents control. Creatures your opponents control can't block this turn.
micalovits: Strixhaven, and next set!
 MegaDosX: An 18/6 no less!
 That1GuyBen: what was the absurd statline, 19/8?
chonkski: My grizzly bears tho
 That1GuyBen: i'm so here for the combo cards
chonkski: 18/6
Sharkfists: that means it breathes bladegrafts, right?
 GredGredmansson: Does anyone here have a teamup card that they'd like to see?
SnowBuddy18: @That1GuyBen a double Yargle
 Bugberry: Double Yargle stats
YawgmothsBargainStore: two 9/3 stuck together
Slacker1977: those new legend pairs seem weird
 MegaDosX: !card ruxa
  LRRbot: Ruxa, Patient Professor [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Bear Druid [4/4] | Whenever Ruxa, Patient Professor enters the battlefield or attacks, return target creature card with no abilities from your graveyard to your hand. / Creatures you control with no abilities get +1/+1. / You may have creatures you control with no abilities assign their combat damage as though they weren't blocked.
chonkski: Reprint thud WoTC please. One time
 kilnfiendpotter: Yargle looks like they're wearing a Multani Bjorn
 BrowneePoints: Tastsunori also makes it unblockable
micalovits: "fun"
 BrowneePoints: in standard
nymistrya: the flavor text on that is too good
 That1GuyBen: two yargles for the price of one?  that's quite a Bargle if you ask me!
 couchboyj: Flavor text on that card is on point
 MegaDosX: It's about to be hasty
 kakurenbo69: Bounce it
 GredGredmansson: I kinda want to see Fblthp team up with Borborygmos
uchihab7: i need to see the ikoria pair and tarkir pair like asap please
 baronsamedi23: !card Muraganda Petroglyphs
  LRRbot: Muraganda Petroglyphs [3G] | Enchantment | Creatures with no abilities get +2/+2.
 MegaDosX: And you have an single thing that can block it
chonkski: Mostly cause I want to draft a deck called “Jund Thud” good mouth feel
 That1GuyBen: wow that is....almost the entirety of your board!
micalovits: Do we block with cat and bounce cat?
 Diabore: block with prowler and bounce prowler?
 MegaDosX: Oh wait you can, sorta, but if you proliferate you can kill it
 GredGredmansson: explain how
 Mangledpixel: Yargle and Multani was the second card I did in my current efforts to translate MOM cards into Klingon. It's fun cos it's all flavour text, and translating prose is always more fun than translating rules text.
 MegaDosX: Make the Karn-a-like big
YawgmothsBargainStore: we can chump with the karn token?
 kakurenbo69: True, block with cat and bouce cat
 MegaDosX: And put the cat in front of it as well
 MegaDosX: Karn plus Prowler and proliferate to make Karn a 4/4
Grimnus: Cat bounce seems the best way to go
 That1GuyBen: i like chump bounce with prowler
 That1GuyBen: karn doesn't have a counter
Slacker1977: then bouncing cat next turn is even MORE time
 GredGredmansson: how does Karn get bigger? @MegaDosX
 MegaDosX: Oh hang on I misread the card my b
 GredGredmansson: karn only gets the keywords; not any stats
 MegaDosX: Reading the card, etc etc
 RokuNalaar: To be fair 'Karn' usually gets bigger by proliferate
Slacker1977: Reading is for blockers
Slacker1977: wait...
 MegaDosX: Whatcha got opponent?
 GredGredmansson: wait a minute...I'M blockers!
 BrowneePoints: Are they just dead if we swing out?
 korvys: The last vanilla creature printed, on a technicality, is Fusion Elemental, from the Dominaria United Commander decks
 Diabore: !card venser corpse puppet
  LRRbot: Venser, Corpse Puppet [UB] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Zombie Wizard [1/3] | Lifelink, toxic 1 / Whenever you proliferate, choose one — / • If you don't control a creature named The Hollow Sentinel, create The Hollow Sentinel, a legendary 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token. / • Target artifact creature you control gains flying and lifelink until end of turn.
GreatGodOm: Op was considering whether to give one of their creatures haste 
 That1GuyBen: shame it has 2 power so it STILL CAN'T block the paladin
 jacqui_lantern234: hey ya heccin nerds whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!! 
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SnowBuddy18: hey Jacqui
 korvys: Otherwise Spined Karok and Ageless Guardian from Strixhaven
 That1GuyBen: do you hear that honking?  Because here come the CLOWNS.  they're all gettin' in!
 El_Funko: mornin boys
 kumatsu: I should probably brush up on this limited environment for the RCQ I'm judging this weekend
 jacqui_lantern234: things could be better, honestly, but at the same time good things are happening
 kumatsu: but I don't think there's any actual sticky ruels stuff in it
 That1GuyBen: no reach, no surprise reach even
SnowBuddy18: @jacqui_lantern234 yay good things
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 MegaDosX: It's great watching LRR in the morning
 rasterscan: Eww
 korvys: @LoadingReadyRun The last vanilla creature printed, on a technicality, is Fusion Elemental, from the Dominaria United Commander decks
  RayFK: Missing Reach? That's a stretch.
 baronsamedi23: it was either a meds reminder or "Bottoms for the Top god, Subs for the Sub throne"
 MegaDosX: That sounds painful
 djalternative: that sounds painful
 MegaDosX: @djalternative 
 BrowneePoints: Snort Cola sounds like a 90s Brand
Sharkfists: anything can be snortable once 
ipoddodd: @kumatsu There was a silly thing in my sealed prerelease where Darigaaz got turned into a treasure, but my creatures got to stay 5/3's
 LurkerSpine: is kolanut poisonous?
Rebbers: "I didn't think people would want it without the snorting."
 Harvest25: @RayFK 
GreatGodOm: If it's snortable, surely it's designed to be snorted.
 MegaDosX: I think you meant Graaz
 GredGredmansson: Graaz, not Darigaaz
 MegaDosX: Darigaaz is something else 
 snortablecola: Listen sometimes you want the nice fizziness to go directly to your brain
ipoddodd: Graaz 
Slacker1977: !card Graaz
  LRRbot: Graaz, Unstoppable Juggernaut [8] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Juggernaut [7/5] | Juggernauts you control attack each combat if able. / Juggernauts you control can't be blocked by Walls. / Other creatures you control have base power and toughness 5/3 and are Juggernauts in addition to their other creature types.
 GredGredmansson: Yeah a minimus containment Vraska is not
 MegaDosX: But yeah Graaz keeps them 5/3s because of layers
Grimnus: Engraver does too much work for them to trade really
 baronsamedi23: though that sounds queit kornesh
 warboss5: OP does not realize how important it is to stop that first poison counter at all costs
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 jacqui_lantern234: so im building a Zedruu the Greathearted EDH deck. im debating sending LRR a copy of Chromeshell Crab for Ian to sign
Grimnus: Although they didnt even loot so maybe not
micalovits: The 1/1 is also just super annoying later
wulfram77: We're really getting into their head with the skulldweller
 Diabore: oh no!
 MegaDosX: Oh that seems spicy
 MegaDosX: With their things
 Diabore: now they have 1/1's for ever
micalovits: So exile the flier now?
 That1GuyBen: yeah
 GredGredmansson: so if we exile now they can't make the gobbo
 BrowneePoints: correct
MrPipboy3000: Yes
micalovits: Sounds right
 Diabore: they can activate on our turn though
 RokuNalaar: Can't they just remove in response?
uchihab7: i had two of those reservoirs with urubrask forge in a draft the other day and i enjoyed being a menacec
uchihab7: menace
 AtomicAlchemical: they could have, but didn't
 GredGredmansson: hold up what just happened
 That1GuyBen: mena che
 GredGredmansson: how was the creature still there
wulfram77: They really like that Engraver
SnowBuddy18: they made a new one
 Diabore: @GredGredmansson they cast a second
Slacker1977: what ?!
 That1GuyBen: hey we need that
 MegaDosX: Spiderman pointing meme!
 Wolfstrike_NL: @GredGredmansson 2nd one was played
 GredGredmansson: oh the first one was exiled
 RokuNalaar: Too bad we have no other ways to increase their counters in the deck
 GredGredmansson: der
Sharkfists: the ol' uncty buncy
 MegaDosX: It can make the 1/3 a 2/4
micalovits: Are the goblins artifacts?
Slacker1977: nah
aggrocrow: Unctus might be my sleeper favorite of the set. goes NUTS in my Jetfire commander deck
 GredGredmansson: the point is it gets the other benefits
 GredGredmansson: +1/+1 and loot when it becomes tapped
tycoonbosh: Makes the engraver draw 2/discard 2
 RAZRBCK08: with Unctus why did they trade the Raptor instead of the rummager?
 Diabore: @tycoonbosh only on their turn, uncty is a sorcery
 That1GuyBen: we are looking for a 2nd island to truly begin popping off
 baronsamedi23: so is metatect what you call a facebook engineer
MadMalice22: Catch you later, G! Best of luck with the games today, I’m off to get assessed for ADHD!
tycoonbosh: @tycoonbosh Not saying it's good, but it does a thing
 BrowneePoints: it gets out of hand with Scamps etc
uchihab7: its great with urabrask's forge
Slacker1977: @RAZRBCK08 the real question is why trade at all when we can trade with a goblin next turn
MrPipboy3000: Its great with Umbrask's forge
Kelderan: It can be fun in some decks. All the oil all the time.
 BloodnBullets: seems good if your doing oil things
micalovits: Do we want to hold the swamp for looting with unctus at some point?
 That1GuyBen: speaking of excellent questions, where is our 2nd island?
GreatGodOm: Reservoir can do a lot of work in the right deck.
Grimnus: Do appreciate a good krundle
deyja429: Just put in my graduation application for a Masters degree in Archives and Records Administration. Wish me luck.
wulfram77: @RAZRBCK08 Well, trying to stop us from getting a Corrupted is a real consideration
aggrocrow: Unctue can make any creature blue and an artifact with its ability
Grimnus: They could have yes but they seem to like their hand
 Bugberry: maybe they don't want to discard what's in their hand
 That1GuyBen: i feel like once wheeler got fully intergrated into LRR y'all started using his "ok" intonation
deyja429: the Counter Spell with the poison counters is nuts.
Slacker1977: remember, always do stuff at sorcery speexdc
 Diabore: they have a near infinite answer to the abyss though
Sharkfists: f6 value 
 GredGredmansson: there's something in their hand they want to keep
 Wolfstrike_NL: 6/8 swamps almost done with those
micalovits: Doze is double blue also
 BrowneePoints: Mesmerizing Dose
Grimnus: Suddenly problems
Slacker1977: That guy carried me to a /-2 just now
Kelderan: -1/-1 trick means we trade with our stingwing
Slacker1977: 7/2
 GreatWahooney: that sure is a chunky prism
 That1GuyBen: make hivemaster into a thing then send?
 kilnfiendpotter: That's not a prism, that's a great pyramid now
 Diabore: activate on scraper?
Grimnus: Seems good
 MegaDosX: I like this plan
 That1GuyBen: scraptrap rather yeah
 warboss5: Seems legit
micalovits: Sounds dece
 GredGredmansson: 
Slacker1977: they'll trade
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 korvys: Ah, the Vedalken who's name sounds like techno music
 That1GuyBen: to thrums, you say
 BrowneePoints: oh sick bird
 MegaDosX: Oh that's a good'un
 MegaDosX: That Engraver's so oily
 Diabore: i always forget that retrofitter also inexplicably has toxic 1
 MehallD: oh, thrummingbird plus aspirant will kill them QUICK
wulfram77: I think Phyrexians like to get oiled up
 Bugberry: third bird
Grimnus: So many birbs
micalovits: Sure is
 jacqui_lantern234: @Xafty what did you just call me? 
 kilnfiendpotter: Hugs on New Phyrexia must be so difficult
 MegaDosX: Oh sick
 kilnfiendpotter: Everyone just slips out
Sharkfists: if they've got one in hand they can reveal it and win the game, right?
 GreatWahooney: they just need one in hand and one on top, and they win
micalovits: Do we buff the hivemaster and swing with it?
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 Diabore: 4/3 hive master?
 warboss5: Aren't there some cards that benefit from other cards having oil on it?  Like, such that it would be worth it to put oil counters on creatures that can't necessarily use them?
 baronsamedi23: wait when you said the wouldn't like that was it phyrexian would not like to be associated with facebook?
 MegaDosX: I don't hate buff Hive Master and swing
 GredGredmansson: @warboss5 yes, mainly in Red
Kelderan: With the trick I love this
 MegaDosX: Hm.
 GredGredmansson: like the Hyena that buffs based on how many permanents you have with oil counters on them
 That1GuyBen: huh.
 Diabore: id keep the draw
 MegaDosX: That's an interesting choice
 santural: The elusive unctus mirror
micalovits: I would keep the draw spell, but it is an interesting choice
 That1GuyBen: i feel like we're so resource starved infectious inquiry is better
 MegaDosX: The draw spell or the Dross spell?
 GredGredmansson: the draw spell or the dross spell
 GreatWahooney: the draw spell or the dross spell
GreatGodOm: Keeping the dross spell?
Kelderan: Yeah. Actually they'd have to double block to kill it
 MegaDosX: Well done chat, one brain 
 warboss5: @GredGredmansson Hmmm, wonder why they're still stacking oil on the Engraver then... maybe they don't have any?
 Diabore: whisper does so little on this board
 GredGredmansson: @warboss5 because maybe they don't have it
 rasterscan: Womp
 MegaDosX: Whisper lets you maybe get them with the 1/4 if they make it a 4/1, but yeah it's a bit eh
micalovits: Keep to loot?
 Diabore: i thought james left?
MrPipboy3000: That two turns we didn't draw lands
 That1GuyBen: swinging in?
 That1GuyBen: approaching with the raptor?  it's a bold choice cotton, let's see how it plays out for them
micalovits: I am ready for raptor nr 4
 Diabore: they have infinite oil counters
Grimnus: It doesnt really have many good targets on our board currently
 GredGredmansson: that's some yikes right there
 MegaDosX: See this is where Whispers would have been fun
 warboss5: Shame you didn't still have the Whisper, lol
GreatGodOm: Op confirmed coward. 
duke_dice: evening gamers
 MegaDosX: Holy shit
 That1GuyBen: chrome prowler huh
 Diabore: worse it seems
 MegaDosX: Also sorcery speed
 notthepenguins: wow i get here and lrr is being toxic on stream
 notthepenguins: cant believe it
 korvys: You can make something blue and/or artifact
 brainbosh: Can throw away mite to draw if you Unctus it first
 korvys: !card Unctus
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 That1GuyBen: well this went from hard to lose to hard to win
 GredGredmansson: not mid combat
 korvys: !card Unctus, G
  LRRbot: Unctus, Grand Metatect [1UU] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Vedalken [2/4] | Other blue creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card." / Other artifact creatures you control get +1/+1. / {U/P}: Until end of turn, target creature you control becomes a blue artifact in addition to its other colors and types. Activate only as a sorcery.
 warboss5: OP is digging into their library HARD
 MegaDosX: How many left in both libraries?
IncredibleFrown: super secret mill win con?
 MegaDosX: Ah, so, the mill plan
 GredGredmansson: we're da rats
Grimnus: Farewell little mite
Grimnus: Free 1/1s lets go
 Diabore: safety block
 MegaDosX: Opponent scared of a pump spell I guess
hd_dabnado: that could have gone really bad for them
Kelderan: Good RatPter play
 Diabore: bad safety because the one pump we could have kills unctus there
 That1GuyBen: oh that's
micalovits: RUDE!
 rasterscan: fuck.
 MegaDosX: Well.
 warboss5: Oh no
Grimnus: May aswell use its counters
 GredGredmansson: THAT'S what they kept
 BrowneePoints: take all the oil off first
micalovits: 1 of
 Diabore: now they have 6 raptors
 MegaDosX: You can use the counters so they can't
 Diabore: er, 5
 baronsamedi23: been singing the mortal kombat theme all day as "test your spite"
micalovits: Blue sun is also a prety nasty bomb in limited
duke_dice: @LoadingReadyRun did you see elimation chamber? everyone is talking if making sami champion should be the champ.
 MegaDosX: Maybe they accidentally mill themselves 
GreatGodOm: unctus isn't a may
 kilnfiendpotter: "Onslaught" should be the collective noun for raptors
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 That1GuyBen: turn rat into a thing and send?
 rasterscan: So much land.
 brainbosh: Unctus rat?
 MegaDosX: Yeah we gotta
 Diabore: should we activate on both?
Slacker1977: maybe Unctus can mill them before we die 
 MegaDosX: If we can proliferate enough we might still have them?
micalovits: Yikes
Grimnus: Big RIP
Kelderan: That's... just impressive.
 MegaDosX: #BlameJames
 warboss5: And with James out of the room
 distractdelude: James - Stop Watching!!
 MehallD: #BlameJames
 brainbosh: Cursed
 kakurenbo69: See even 16 is too much land
micalovits: Not dead in the air atleast, but yiiikes
 Diabore: 4 left
 GredGredmansson: 3/14 left
 That1GuyBen: oh we went with 17 lands
micalovits: 3 even, 16 lands
 GredGredmansson: I thought we only had 16 lands
 RAZRBCK08: didn't we go 16 lands
 brainbosh: So 7 max in air?
 MegaDosX: Not quite?
ThorSokar: all 4 on top, if the curse has anything to say about it
 Diabore: cute op
 brieandbacon: so this is why the pros are only running 16 
Grimnus: Not dead but forced to chump
 Diabore: yes
 GredGredmansson: yes
 MegaDosX: Yes
 MegaDosX: They have exactsies if you don't chump
 That1GuyBen: it's blackjack, sadly
 MegaDosX: Heavy proliferation >_>
 baronsamedi23: pot of greed
 brainbosh: How many board wipes did you draft lol.
 Diabore: do we have something that proliferates 4?
IncredibleFrown: supreme verdict?
Sharkfists: four proliferate cards stuck together
Voidhawk42: Do you have a wrath?...
 MegaDosX: Just draw that Damnation that's totally in your dec
 MegaDosX: deck
 BrowneePoints: unfortunately nothing I think
 Diabore: as a sorcery
GreatGodOm: We can always ultimate the game menu. 
 GredGredmansson: less than idea
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: It's Graham! How's it going?
 GredGredmansson: we have to play the island in this case
 MegaDosX: You are pretty dead
 warboss5: Token birb
Slacker1977: we tap and they oil up antorher Raptor
 thegreatwyrdling: Hey chat did you hear how Tamiyo got real toxic after a new boss?
 MegaDosX: Oh sick
MrPipboy3000: Mill 'em on attacks!!
 BrowneePoints: Op you're supposed to draw nothing
 MegaDosX: That seems hateful
 BrowneePoints: that's how this works
GreatGodOm: We were dead either way
 warboss5: GG
y3ntil: the oil counter got them to 4 in the air
Grimnus: They have located the attack all button
 MegaDosX: Five left, seven poison, ten life
micalovits: Surprisingly close to mill actually
 warboss5: "What could my opponent have in his 0 cards in had that might save him... hmmm...." lol
 MegaDosX: This was a lot closer than you'd think
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Just finished Loading Ready Live on Youtube, great episode this month. Loved "The Joke"
 santural: Ggg
 MegaDosX: Also, another blue heavy deck that beat you, but blue is bad in draft apparently 
Grimnus: Hear and seek slew me
Voidhawk42: I too am an enjoyer of... The Joke
 warboss5: A swamp makes that hand awesome
 korvys: Always enjoy the Askmaster episodes
IncredibleFrown: also "i liked The Joke" is a fun sentence
 fungal_bird: also big thanks to  ames for the meds reminder!
 kumatsu: Always a fan of the Askmaster bits, tho I realize how VERY much editing is involved
 warboss5: Wooo!
kaliuniqueusernamesaredum: (The episode has the same number as the big mid quiz)
 MegaDosX: Being brave
 GredGredmansson: the sheer GALL of this opponent
Kelderan: Well. This should be amusing. Turn three and that's all we go.
 lesbianpunkpyromancer20: i had to rewatch the live because it was on my second monitor and i misses all the text on the cold open
Slacker1977: it's expensive Phyrexian atlas!
 MegaDosX: WOW
Kelderan: All they got. Wow I can't type today
micalovits: Agressive
Sharkfists: at ANY cost
GreatGodOm: Good news. Op is playing the format for the 1st ti,e
 gnomedeplume572: If you're gonna do it
GreatGodOm: time*
 Wolfstrike_NL: extremly brave
s_lynch: The chutzpah
 MegaDosX: I said they were being brave, that's some brass balls right there
 GredGredmansson: "good luck killing me, WHEN I'M ALREADY DEAD"
 gnomedeplume572: Might as well do it
 Bugberry: they probably have ways to offset the life loss.
 fungal_bird: Doin' our work for us 
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: OP is on Mono-Green SPICE
 warboss5: Voidwing?
 Cocoathunder432: Gaming out of their mind 
 warboss5: Get the poison started?
 MegaDosX: Voidwing?
 baronsamedi23: rare draft?
 MegaDosX: Do it again opponent dare you
micalovits: So... do we double block it?
 MegaDosX: I mean maybe?
 Diabore: its 3 life per though
 MegaDosX: Spinoderm is a lot
Slacker1977: i kinda think we might do more damage via Thrummer + Aspirants
 jacqui_lantern234: and i said MAYBAY
micalovits: Now we dont
 MegaDosX: Haha
 warboss5: I think take it... this time?
MrPipboy3000: TRIPLE BLOCK IT?
 MegaDosX: I don't hate it
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Proliferate spinoderm to give it back hexproof to save it from removal is my favorite moment from draft this set
Sharkfists: would hybrid block be better because we can get it back?
micalovits: Triple seems wrong
 baronsamedi23: any trample growths?
 Diabore: not with no proliferate
Sharkfists: yeah fair
 MegaDosX: They might also have a pump spell
 BloodnBullets: hivemaster is the only thing that can pair with a 2/2 to kill it
 lackingsanity: i might block with surgeon?
Slacker1977: i don't see poison being the winning line here
 MurphEP: Reach? 
 baronsamedi23: oh hey
 MegaDosX: Oh look a problem
 warboss5: Perfect timing!
 warboss5: Fly the Mite too?
micalovits: Flying mite time? 
offbeatwitch: i get back, james is gone and we're no longer drawing lands
offbeatwitch: coincidence?
 MegaDosX: Big 5/5 vs flying toxicity
Sharkfists: @offbeatwitch shoulda seen how many lands we drew last game
micalovits: We do REALLY need a land though
 gnomedeplume572: *Wackiest
micalovits: OH dear
 warboss5: Oh dear
YawgmothsBargainStore: oof
 GredGredmansson: deep yikes
 BrowneePoints: I just belly laughed
 BrowneePoints: ooof
 Mr_Horrible: you've heard of the amazing race, well get ready for the amusing race
 MegaDosX: Opponent drafted mono green stompy
 baronsamedi23: wow those are some rares
 warboss5: To SHREDS you say?
 LurkerSpine: cmon land
 Mr_Horrible: thrumming aspirant 
 MurphEP: Thrunning bird
micalovits: Is it thrumming bird? And hope for land?
 warboss5: Raptor?  Bigger butt?
Voidhawk42: Rat for chumpies
 wordlessRage: Bad game to miss land drops 
 Diabore: why do both their 5/5's had trample, why did you do this wizards
 fungal_bird: Gavin!
 jacqui_lantern234: @wordlessRage quick get james back!!!
Slacker1977: we're super dead 2 attacks from now though
Delalelilolu: raptor + surgeon trades
 baronsamedi23:  
 BloodnBullets: they have 10 trample on its way next turn
 baronsamedi23:   
IncredibleFrown: maybe they suddenly passed out and their cat is playing now
GreatGodOm: What do you get when you cross a  bird with a troll? A thrunning bird
 GredGredmansson: Look, opponent, I know your deck can play itself but that's not what that means
 kilnfiendpotter: Alright, I've gtg and get some dinner and then steal some sleep. Good seeing y'all and good luck!
 fungal_bird: Gn Michelle 
 jacqui_lantern234: @kilnfiendpotter take care! 
Slacker1977: they do have a free proliferate in the spider though
 MegaDosX: Indestructible and shroud from non-green
micalovits: Thrun is very rude yea
 gizmofreak1: they cant proliferate with the staff otherwise they die to your fliers
 wordlessRage: My spider sense is tingling for colossal growth
 BrowneePoints: and hope for no tyvar's stand
 RAZRBCK08: Thrun is miserable to play against in draft
 MegaDosX: Thrun is a hell of a lot in limited
 BloodnBullets: or chump thrun
 Diabore: take it, if we draw a noncreature we win in the air
 GredGredmansson: do we pump the raptor
micalovits: If you don't, raptor and hybrid means they dont have lifeto proliferate
Slacker1977: !card copper long
  LRRbot: Copper Longlegs [1G] | Creature — Phyrexian Spider [1/3] | Reach / {1}{G}, Sacrifice Copper Longlegs: Proliferate.
 satyropodobny: Godammit, Thrun brought a guitar AGAIN
GreatGodOm: I like that line
BrindleBoar: simply play your green exile effect 
 MegaDosX: Be brave!
 MegaDosX: Make them have it!
 kristian_fischer: Evening, Graham.
 MegaDosX: And similar platitudes
 baronsamedi23: land
Sharkfists: win in the air if they proliferate here too, right?
 fungal_bird: !quote toxic
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Sharkfists: ew
 control_rig: Nuuuuu
micalovits: Noooo!
 BrowneePoints: OP you suck
Grimnus: Disaster
 GredGredmansson: TAKE
ThorSokar: 
 gizmofreak1: OOF
 Diabore: well, it was a good plan
 Diabore: EFF
 fungal_bird: 
 Diabore: EFFEFFEFF
 LurkerSpine: castable non creature
GreatGodOm: Op, why must you shatter our dreams?
 baronsamedi23: asp
 MegaDosX: That does *checks notes* nothing
 Cocoathunder432: 
ShoreSails: Bad beats man
 satyropodobny: f
 baronsamedi23: scheming drain
 brainbosh: Damn, one color off from winning
Slacker1977: would have done it if we had 2 black 
micalovits: We got them!
Dothewhatnow: graham has been...compleated
micalovits: Aspirant drains
 baronsamedi23: we win
 BrowneePoints: we have ONE black
micalovits: Oh no, only 1 black
micalovits: Got damn
 Diabore: we have 1 black
 brainbosh: Only one swamp
 MegaDosX: Yeah we're short mana to do that
micalovits: Now I am sad 
 baronsamedi23: sorry i left my brain at home
Sharkfists: !card whisper of the dross
  LRRbot: Whisper of the Dross [B] | Instant | Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. Proliferate.
 fungal_bird:  come back we need lands
 RAZRBCK08: if we had a second swamp then we could
Kelderan: OP had admittedly, a bonkers deck.
 MegaDosX: Opponent drafted a crazy good mono green deck
 BrowneePoints: Op had, admittedly, a boring deck
 MegaDosX: By all appearances
Slacker1977: well, 2 bonkers rares
Sharkfists: OP is having fun
 Diabore: and a staff
 baronsamedi23: welcome to the thrungle
 MurphEP: Maybe they'll accidentally pay to draw, untap, and pay again
 brainbosh: So, to win you need to go fast and on curve...or just have a really good card
 santural: This deck is wild yes
 lesbianpunkpyromancer20: i still dont think staff is amazing unless your deck is already busted
micalovits: Not being stuck on 3 lands also helps a lot with winning tbf
 Bugberry: Spinoderm always just looked "fine" to me, considering Calciderm and Blastoderm are so old at this point.
 MegaDosX: Staff isn't a limited card, it's combo bait for bigger formats
 jacqui_lantern234: too much tea?!?! dont lie to me graham!!!!!
 fungal_bird: Have fun, G! 
MrTulip: No such thing as too much tea
 RAZRBCK08: yea the staff was certainly a choice they made
 Mr_Horrible: bugberry a 4-mana 5/5 that's tough to interact with, even if you just have to survive it for 4 turns, never really goes outta style
Dothewhatnow: @baronsamedi23 im stealing this
arachnid654: yoo im actually seeing lrrmtg live
arachnid654: this never happens
  Juliamon: welcome!
 jacqui_lantern234:  glurp coming up?! 
 lesbianpunkpyromancer20: Yo! we get more adam doki doki
 GredGredmansson: adam and DDLC was not a combo that I thought would work
 GredGredmansson: but it works amazingly
  Juliamon: I mean, VNs are basically CYOAs
 Bugberry: @Mr_Horrible to be fair, they did get it out on curve. discounted beaters are less appealing as a late-game top deck.
 Mr_Horrible: true, true
 santural: @jacqui_lantern234 glurp what when where
 jacqui_lantern234: @GredGredmansson thats what people say about me, too, tbh
  Juliamon: !schedule
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GreatGodOm: @Mr_Horrible Are you related to Dr Horrible?
 jacqui_lantern234: @Juliamon as a lover of VN's, i hate (but actually love) how right you are
 fungal_bird: Well now we won't get mana screwed!
 Pharmacistjudge: Evening Graham and James
 warboss5: The lands will flow once more!
 Pharmacistjudge: Nice to see you finally got a cheesesteak
EvilBadman: Now we'll drawn our fourth through ninth lands
GreatGodOm: I believe James is what is known as a "landed gentleman".
 Mr_Horrible: @GreatGodOm strictly speaking no, but you can headcanon that he's my overachieving brother if you like  (The name is from a They Might Be Giants song)
  Juliamon: As all good cheesesteaks are
LadyKatelynna: I remembered lrrmtg was on!
 warboss5: Sometimes I almost feel like a "fine" cheesesteak is worse than one that is actively bad
Grimnus: Thats all you can ask for sometimes
 GredGredmansson:      
 fungal_bird:  you can leave now
EvilBadman: Ok, I was kidding
LadyKatelynna: is it bad I kind of want them to loose so I can watch them draft again?
 Texan_Reverend: Greetings, and welcome back from Philly!
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 Diabore: i think raptor is fine this turn
 warboss5: Yeah, they PROBABLY won't have a target for Whispers this turn
 Astrovore: scheming aspirant and infectious inquiry are... almost the same art?
 warboss5: That's bait
 masterinferno47: How is everyone today?
Slacker1977: +3/+2
GreatGodOm: post combat charge?
 masterinferno47: @astrovore it's probably the same character or something
SirElgar: creshendo
 Bugberry: wasting removal on that seems fine
Slacker1977: an we lose a 4 damage attack for 2 drain
ssjghostnappa2009: James is back and all the land
micalovits: So... When do we start holding lands for if we draw unctus?
Slacker1977: or not 🤷
 masterinferno47: Will you guys be at the Vegas magic con in September?
 masterinferno47: I missed the one in philly
 MegaDosX: OK but why tho
 warboss5: Oh yeah, get that 1
wandering_t: I think some people may not realize its optional
 notthepenguins: well you see his plan requires you have exactly 16...
 masterinferno47: Heck yeah!
 fungal_bird: When is Vegas???
Kaizoman2: how was philly
 GredGredmansson: k
Slacker1977: yikers
AntyselfNume: Well then
Sharkfists: huh
 Bugberry: classic Boros Control?
Sharkfists: pretty sure vegas is there year-round
 warboss5: Do y'all have any plans to go to any Los Angeles cons?
 Pharmacistjudge: it is so weird that PAX West is before Vegas this year
 GredGredmansson: are we getting the poison lethal here
 MegaDosX: Charmed Sleep with Proliferate
GreatGodOm: only 2 poison away
Grimnus: It does deny them some rumaging
adambomb625: Now they can hit you for 1 again!
SacrificialToast: hello 
micalovits: Can dross the 1/3 is the block
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 warboss5: Whisper 
Slacker1977: Whisepers
 GredGredmansson: whisper it?
GreatGodOm: whisper?
 MegaDosX: You could Whispers to save it
micalovits: Awwww 
 warboss5: Take its power
Kallious: Didnt dross?
 GredGredmansson: oh well
 MegaDosX: Oh well!
 GredGredmansson: but now we can kill their skitter fang
drcthulu: this seems like a better use tbh
 GredGredmansson: long play 
 MegaDosX: Now you just need one single proliferate to win
 masterinferno47: Ahhh my power keeps going out!
micalovits: Wooops
 TheWooglie: 
 MegaDosX: Oh dear
 warboss5: Suprise Toxic
 MegaDosX: Well, we take those
 jacqui_lantern234: yes! lots of fun! 
 MegaDosX: If that happened to me I'd probably say "well that's enough Magic for today"
 MegaDosX: I think that got fixed recently!
Slacker1977: yikes
Grimnus: Ah hard mode
 korvys: For those of us at home, where *does* the mobile client show your poison?
drcthulu: hmm that doesn't seem great, glad they fixed that
 MegaDosX: I think that was in a recent update
Slacker1977: is default land coming?
 BrowneePoints: nah, I'm excited to Draft LotR on Arena in June and for it to hopefully break Historic
 Astrovore: ooh they're doing default lands finally? Yay!
 djalternative: I wonder if preferred style will mess with draft
 MegaDosX: Am I the only one who's not that worried about default lands? I use whatever lands I think are appropriate for a deck >_>
Sharkfists: I should put my hearing aids in, I heard that as "default man"
 Astrovore: lands aren't technically card styles though...
Slacker1977: can i have non styled draft again?
 TheOtherTrevor: Default lands finally? I feel like they said that was coming two years ago then they went silent on it
 MurphEP: inb4 Graham "next turn won't be fun anymore" sound clip
drcthulu: I'd just use whatever lands I currently like for limited
 MegaDosX: I use that set's lands in draft
 MegaDosX: Haha fair
Spiritreaver: I always have to have spaceics
Delalelilolu: I always use the dog plains from jump start, as it is the most powerful of plains
duke_dice: @LoadingReadyRun dr. G? any thoughts on elimation chamber? Many thought that Sami should have won or at least have an impact moment for it..
drcthulu: now with sproyoroing tech
 MegaDosX: Chamber was a good PPV!
 KustarKnight: I usually still use the...Theros lands (I forget what they're called) but really like how those look
 LadyKatelynna: I think my default lands are going to be the DMU Stained glass lands. They kind of go to everything.
micalovits: They get a poinson anyway
 MegaDosX: Chamber was the first PLE (not PPV, not used to that parlance yet) I've watched in a while and I really enjoyed it
micalovits: To proliferate
 MegaDosX: The men's Chamber match was something else
 GredGredmansson: we haven't had a land drop yet though
 Diabore: i think 2 on them is fine now
 Astrovore: Stained glass lands are pretty great
duke_dice: @MegaDosX agreed i just felt like like a lot of people were saying that sami shouldve won
 lesbianpunkpyromancer20: my only real "to many set" complaint its that there are to many pretty full art lands for me to choose from tbh
 Diabore: what if better bird?
 MurphEP: @lesbianpunkpyromancer20 That's true. They keep getting artists to do great land art.
 MegaDosX: Opponent missed out on proliferating their poison counters 
 KustarKnight: @MegaDosX you beat me making that joke
drcthulu: deal
 thegreatwyrdling: 
 lesbianpunkpyromancer20: i pick up my new land set just for a new style to show up. My commander decks run so little basics that its hard
 BrowneePoints: No, that's a Bat, not a Tern
 BrowneePoints: cmon Graham
GreatGodOm: 50% of our games so far have been against mono coloured ops.
 warboss5: Play one more Island for symmetry?
Slacker1977: and we stopped at 3 lands
 MegaDosX: And Thrun is crazy good in limited
drcthulu: thrun alone just generally gets you there
 MarkovDescendant: Welcome back y'all! Hope you had fun in Philly
 MegaDosX: Oh thanks we wanted to loot anyway
adambomb625: Hey, Sylvan library lets you pay 4 life to draw a card and people call it OP
duke_dice: b/c it kinda is @adambomb625 
 LibraryWitchKei: @adambomb625 Apples and oranges
 MegaDosX: Menace 3/5 let's go
 MehallD: double aspirant puts them in an AWFUL place
micalovits: Sylvan library does a lot more than just draw cards for 4 life
duke_dice: blue sun again
 Diabore: are we gonna lose to blue sun again?
drcthulu: enough fetches and shuffle effects looking at top 3 and pick the best card is pretty decent
Slacker1977: we losing to the Blue Twilight again, huh?
adambomb625: @micalovits So does Staff 
micalovits: Niiice
 MegaDosX: Oh they're dead
 DudelidouX: Nice
 BrowneePoints: lol
GalacticCyrus: lets gooo easy win
 Astrovore: very good
Sharkfists: schemed to death
 Diabore: apparently not
 MegaDosX: Trigger trigger trigger
 MarkovDescendant:   
 Nydestroyer: thank the auto tapper  odd
duke_dice: @Nydestroyer So what you saying its not a pox on the autotapper? 
Sharkfists: vorinclex big into delegation
micalovits: Vorinclex to busy stomping on things
 djalternative: Glissa, Executive Assistant
drcthulu: vorinclex is part of the patriarchy, TIL
 MegaDosX: I want to see Hazoret vs Vorinclex in MOM and for Hazoret to body him
Sharkfists: really supportive of the people under him
 LibraryWitchKei: I thought Vorinclex died in Kaldheim, so that's absolutely news to me
Slacker1977: turn 2 3/1 flier 
 baronsamedi23: 100 "Bottoms for the Top god, Subs for the Sub throne"
 Nydestroyer: @Slacker1977 with weird lifelink
 Pharmacistjudge: proliferate <null> is still proliferating
 KustarKnight: it does seem that the Praetors like to double different effects, but not do much themselves
Sharkfists: that sounds ominous
ThorSokar: no...?
drcthulu: links?
 LibraryWitchKei: It's so good
 kumatsu: I saw it all over my feed, personally
 Diabore: !card bladehold warwhi[
  LRRbot: Bladehold War-Whip [1RW] | Artifact — Equipment | For Mirrodin! / Equip abilities you activate of other Equipment cost {1} less to activate. / Equipped creature has double strike. / Equip {3}{R}{W}
 djalternative: I think I saw that but pics anyway
Sharkfists: the ~thing~
 emberBecky: yeah I saw it going around a bit 
Slacker1977: you said something about Choruses
 jacqui_lantern234: @Pharmacistjudge what did you do?
 MegaDosX: And hey look something to actually proliferate
 Pharmacistjudge: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FpLWzuzWAAIVoJO?format=jpg&name=large
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 GredGredmansson: 
micalovits: Yikes
 djalternative: oh god why
 warboss5: Oh OUCH
 MegaDosX: Huh.
 Astrovore: oh BOY
 djalternative: that pic
 TheWriterAleph: gross, i love it 
Slacker1977: i had a draft where someone did that and titanic growth to the 1/1 you can sac to proliferate
drcthulu: well that's a mental image I'm not going to soon forget, well done Pharmacistjudge
 GredGredmansson: we venser first for the blocker
 MurphEP: 
Sharkfists: ahahaha
 control_rig: Aaaaaaaa
 TimeToFry: Oh jeez
 SnackPak_: 
Slacker1977: would have been 16 to my dome
Sharkfists: amazing
 warboss5: Haha, that is the best use of those masks I've ever seen
ThorSokar: THANKS, I HATE IT
 pn55: 
micalovits: That is SO disturbing
 Diabore: go with me, unctus, venser, thum attack, make golem
 SurfDownstage: 
 accountmadeforants: Excellent
 DudelidouX: LMAO
Grimnus: Perfect
 MegaDosX: @Pharmacistjudge Did you also bring a mite to go with it?
thejadedthief: amazing
 Pharmacistjudge: I did not
 jacqui_lantern234: amazing and also i hate it
 SurfDownstage: triangle jumpscare
 A_Dub888: That is multiface-etted
 Bugberry: they can't reequip the flail for a couple more turns at least
 korvys: Oh yeah, I saw that one with Gritty in the hole
 warboss5: And Annoit is online, nice
 satyropodobny: guess which face gets to be the mite
 MegaDosX: I vote now?
graal_smith: Do eet nauh!
Grimnus: Not many things in WR thatd blow that out
 kumatsu: I'd personally hold it for if they have another pump spell
micalovits: I don't think there are any hexproof trick in WR?
Grimnus: If any
graal_smith: Hey, it's two of my favorite LRR streamers, Graham and James.
micalovits: Green has one
 TimeToFry: In green?
 GredGredmansson: only a few green ones
 kumatsu: ^
Slacker1977: there's some in green
 jacqui_lantern234: eww! it has batter on its fist?! 
Kallious: hexproof trick in green and green
 MarkovDescendant: Tyvar's Last Stand in green
graal_smith: If Kathleen were there it'd be a trifecta
 lamina5432: one green
 Astrovore: Venser was a pretty clutch draw there
SnowBuddy18: @jacqui_lantern234 no, better fist
 LadyKatelynna: ~MotHEr wHY dO yOu noT loVE  US~ say the crawling chorus
 GredGredmansson: Maze's Mantle as well if on a toxic creature
drcthulu: not in boros
 Nydestroyer: yea maybe you could block with the 3/3 force the trick and then use it, but its way safer to do it when they are tapped out imo
Kallious: No trample tricks this set
 Pharmacistjudge: the fun part was walking around with the giant horror piece of cardboard, and singing the triangle man part of Particle man
 lesbianpunkpyromancer20: @Kallious thank god
 MegaDosX: You have assembled an engine
 jacqui_lantern234: YOURE a terrific pile of creatures!!! 
micalovits: This is so disgusting, I love it
paulmer_b: this is like a constructed deck
 korvys: UG is pretty bad, but UB I really like
 Bugberry: two rares makes lots of things better.
Grimnus: Main thing with the blue is its incredibly shallow
drcthulu: this bodes well for LRRMTG
brutusq13: This is how Dimir always wants to play
 SirMorek: the pile of sweet uncommons, when you get the good uncommons and rares this archtype really pops
 kumatsu: I'm surprised that Aspirant isn't once per turn
 GredGredmansson: we do control one still
 MegaDosX: Bet it fizzles
 Nydestroyer: our two leg rares are good together 
Kallious: Would have blocked with venser there since he's kinda worthless now
 Diabore: flunge time
 djalternative: and now we can target the mite with venser
 warboss5: Yep yep
 MegaDosX: Yeah with the tapper cat
Slacker1977: they should go to 2
 jacqui_lantern234: math is for blockers, as they say
 MegaDosX: Deck go brr
zelukester: where we flungin' boys
 Diabore: and now thrum is lethal alone
 MegaDosX: They can suit it up
 MegaDosX: But that's...about iot
 MegaDosX: it*
Slacker1977: no Eternal Wanderer
 Diabore: war-whip also makes it free
zelukester: 
Sharkfists: they'd be dead to just thrumming bird anyways
Slacker1977: OP should have thought about Eternal Wanderer
 pn55: 
 MegaDosX: #BlameJames
 A_Dub888: James "In the Room God" Turner
 jacqui_lantern234: #BlamesTurner i guess 
 ElektroTal: you are the what now
sephsays: James truly is blursed.
Kelderan: But, Guys. Red good and blue bad! Pros even said so! ;D. Seriously good games you two.
 djalternative: Buy the book, Charlie! BUY IT!
micalovits: Funny, both games where James LEFT the room we had terrible land draws(one  flood, one screw)
 ElektroTal: i heard i am the sex golden god when i walked in, lol
 gizmofreak1: DECK
 A_Dub888: James "Golden God of (this) Draft Deck" Turner
Kallious: @Kelderan Blue's commons are bad, their uncommons and rares are fine if you get them. The problem is that you can't always get those cards
Slacker1977: but it's true. blue bad. that's why my UW artifacts draft went 7-2 
 Diabore: pro tip, draft the deck for your seat, a mediocre good colour will lose hard to a good bad colour pair
 SnackPak_: gamers love min-maxing
 CururuGuasu: Those kinds of color recommendations only really matter at the highest competitive levels
 Pharmacistjudge: there are times where blue was absolutely miserable...like AFR
 Pharmacistjudge: but this isn't that
Kelderan: That's why draft is fantastic as it can self correct. Also, I realize this is a small sample size
 djalternative: yeah. this isn't AFR
n3ther: it's been a while since one entire color was unplayable
 GredGredmansson: i drafted a cool blue/black deck that I piloted horribly; I'd love to redo that sometime
Kelderan: @Kelderan I understand. I'm just giving a little sillyness.
 baronsamedi23: ugh having to clean a 3 year old Tv remote right now and i need hazmat gloves
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 jacqui_lantern234: dangit, now i want japanese sweets! >:(
drcthulu: I believe it's that more of the powerlevel is in the rares and uncommons, but playing what is open is often the best line
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 lesbianpunkpyromancer20: yeah draft as a ecosystem going, the more folks who think a color is bad pass them to the person in those colors making decks of that color better
micalovits: Thats a big stalker
 GredGredmansson: Anya!
 djalternative: Anya!
 control_rig: 0_0
 jacqui_lantern234: OMG WANT ANYA CANDIES
Slacker1977: why not block?
 AtomicAlchemical: Anya! 
Grimnus: Seems a decent harvester trade
micalovits: I like trading
 brainbosh: That's what hivemaster is for, to trade up
 AtomicAlchemical: Are the peanut flavored?
 GredGredmansson: @AtomicAlchemical oh they better be peanut flavored
DanTheMediocre: hot take anya candy is just shelled peanuts
 Spacecarl: welcome back gentlemen. It was great to see you all in Philly, I hope that the trip back went well!
 jacqui_lantern234: @DanTheMediocre you say that as if its a bad thing
Slacker1977: if we dose i'm for dancer
DanTheMediocre: no I love those, but it's a hard sell for 'candy' I think
 GredGredmansson: speaking of things that mite or mite not do things are nicknames up soon?
micalovits: Agressive tap 
Slacker1977: i smell a second zealot's
 GredGredmansson: sinew dancer can get nasty
 control_rig: AggRatTap!
 Mazrae: how is everyone doing today, Hey Graham and James
DanTheMediocre: !card caramel taro
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
DanTheMediocre: darn
BalthusHomewood: Hello! Have we gathered all the magic?
Kallious: second zealot doesnt do anything?
 LadyKatelynna: Ooo I love all things Adzuki. Wish anko paste was easier to get ahold of at a decent price
 A_Dub888: !card unctus
  LRRbot: Did you mean: Unctus, Grand Metatect; Unctus's Retrofitter
Kallious: Unctus for big mite?
 control_rig: Unct and Thrum?
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 A_Dub888: !card unctus, grand
  LRRbot: Unctus, Grand Metatect [1UU] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Vedalken [2/4] | Other blue creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card." / Other artifact creatures you control get +1/+1. / {U/P}: Until end of turn, target creature you control becomes a blue artifact in addition to its other colors and types. Activate only as a sorcery.
 MegaDosX: We want the Island for Unctus
Slacker1977: noooooo
micalovits: Discard hybrid and get it back
micalovits: Awww
Kallious: Should discard voidwing
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Discard the bird and get it back.
Slacker1977: discard hybrid 
Kallious: Free card
 MegaDosX: You could have pitched Voidwing
 GredGredmansson: I'd dump the voidwing since we can get that back
 MegaDosX: It comes back on Proliferate
 MegaDosX: All good, you know for this turn coming!
 maximum_berry: not thinking is allowed!
 control_rig: It's fiiine, all good
 snortablecola: it is okay that is allowed
 ContingentCat: thinking can be hard
micalovits: Graham distracted by snacks
 GredGredmansson: anya candy too distracting
Ewayko: oh no! the third rule!
 control_rig: Snacks > Thought
micalovits: Unctus the rat?
 MegaDosX: Though that Sinew Dancer is now a problem
 satyropodobny: Now they don't know we have hybrid 
 MegaDosX: So we make the rat blue?
 control_rig: BluRat
 MegaDosX: Don't hate it
micalovits: Discard hybrid at some point
Kallious: ??? voidwing?
Kelderan: Gonna go mix up a Buldak hot korean noodles and destroy my insides. Good luck until I get back you two.
 MegaDosX: You do want to keep poison off you for the Sinew Dancer to not become gross
micalovits: There is a fun argument to keep the voidwing hybrid in hand
  Juliamon: Even a 'fine' KitKat is good
micalovits: Think being agressive is better, but it is fun!
  Juliamon: It's still a KitKat
 MegaDosX: Just become clairvoyant Graham, how hard could it be?
zigboy22: I eat fish
 control_rig: @micalovits Agreed. I think G is on the front-foot here so it makes sense to play it out
 GredGredmansson: i'm reminded that I was going to do food shopping
 maximum_berry: oh no he was so unctuous
 bernardo013: unct-less
Kelderan: The aspirant triggered ability has put in work.
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 GapFiller: open tangential question here chat based on something on my other monitor: windowless hotel rooms Y/N?
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 satyropodobny: no need to chain them if they are the rock
 jacqui_lantern234: thanks, internet, now i can no longer read "OSSIfication"
 MegaDosX: Because you have no poison they have to keep four open to tap things down
 control_rig: Yep. Keeping below Corrupted makes the Sinew Dancer a BIG mana sink
 Mazrae: How goes the Magic
 MegaDosX: Sinew Dancer is disgusting if you can get your opponent Corrupted, but without it it's kinda bad
 control_rig: It's not IF you will doe, it's HOW you wil ldow
micalovits: Currently poison kills them when they go to 1
 GredGredmansson: unless they have the haste dino
 control_rig: *die
 MegaDosX: #BlameJames
 A_Dub888: @jacqui_lantern234 Now I'm thinking about the spy organization from Spy Kids
 Nydestroyer: maybe the double kill
 DrLigmaPhD: I have only just arrived and heard James say "Oeuf" so I assume y'all are on eggs somehow
 MegaDosX: Whispers!
 LadyKatelynna: ouch two dune movers
 GredGredmansson: wait
 jacqui_lantern234: @A_Dub888 i havent thought of Spy Kids in a HOT MINUTE
 GredGredmansson: oh right nm
 MegaDosX: It can get rid of the Sinew Dancer
Kelderan: GGs
 MegaDosX: Oh hey you can get Compleat Victory
 Mazrae: Hold me closer Sinew dancer
aerohydra: james really rescued this draft
 MegaDosX: Oh right
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: You could have attacked with only the thrummingbird to get the double kill.
 MegaDosX: Close enough though 
85Hawk: I would have held off in case they had a reach creature
 maximum_berry: #blamejames for winning
 Nydestroyer: science also says if you stay and lose so stay or go we get the same result
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: get to 6-2 and leave
 MegaDosX: Man I am hype to see how Elspeth returns to the fight in MOM
 LadyKatelynna: @Mazrae Oh no now I'm just thinking of a Phirexian Elton Jon
micalovits: Bye weird teeth plane!
 warboss5: Draw I think
 warboss5: Hope for a land
 Mazrae: @LadyKatelynna great now i am too and as long as he keeps singing like does i dont think i would mind it
 MegaDosX: Prologue might get you a land
 MegaDosX: Alas.
 lesbianpunkpyromancer20: graham maybe a weird question but now that you have a good bit of hair back is it like a different texture or anything then before?
 KustarKnight: since Tamiyo was the first one compleated, I really thought we were going to see a phrexian Emrakul
 Verrain2: Good bye bone sinew road, where the dogs of Phyrexia howl
85Hawk: Emperor incoming
 laundreydhull: @MegaDosX Probably will be a Scarlet Witch House of M level event. TL;DR "No More Sparks.", should absolute compleation be rendered impossible as long as Planeswalkers exist.
 warboss5: Unc, swing wth Hive?
flibdev: my friend that went through chemo had the softest hair come back
 lesbianpunkpyromancer20: neat!
ThorSokar: My aunt's hair color changed from red to brown after kemo and then back to red years later after another round of kemo
 laundreydhull: That's kind of hoped would happen back in Ravnica too...
 MegaDosX: @laundreydhull I doubt they're going to get rid of planeswalkers altogether
 warboss5: The polearm on the Apostle would be terrifying if they had anything with toxic
micalovits: Buff headcleaver and swing with it?
 laundreydhull: @MegaDosX I meant the intent. I didn't refer to a realistic outcome.
 jacqui_lantern234: my grandma got some patches of her hair colour back after chemo
 MegaDosX: Make the 2/4 blue and swing?
GreatGodOm: chump attack with the mite?
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 MegaDosX: Oh maybe should have made the mite blue too
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 Mischievous_Catgeist: hiya everyone
micalovits: I don't think the bird is worth that
micalovits: Mite seems fine though
 Nydestroyer: oh sick, you could have given it flying
 Nydestroyer: or is that sorcery only?
 control_rig: Yoooooo
 warboss5: Ask and ye shall receive
Grimnus: Just like we wrote it up
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Annoint is exile.
 SirMorek: exiles
chatterboxfire: GG
 MegaDosX: Yeah that's fair opponent
 warboss5: Brtual
 control_rig: Yep nice nice nice
zigboy22: man
 maximum_berry: Welcome to plat
 GredGredmansson: but blueblack bad so never play it 
GreatGodOm: UB confirmed worse colour. 
Dothewhatnow: lrr makes playing magic look easy
Grimnus: Getting the full 9 games is always good
 MarkovDescendant: Any chance for a GVlog from MC Philly?
 v_nome: Did we remember to allocate all our flasks?
 Pharmacistjudge: does the LRRMTG account contribute to 17 lands?
 maximum_berry: Did you enjoy Philadelphia, the best city in America?
 GredGredmansson: @v_nome I can't get ye flask...
 ElektroTal: a blog?
micalovits: Can't wait to see it in half a year 
 satyropodobny: Where will I find humble pie at this hour?
 GredGredmansson: i don't like it
 control_rig: Echhhh
 laundreydhull: NOPE.
 kumatsu: does a lotta nothing
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: I saw some of the recording in the background of Amazonian's stream on Saturday.
 MarkovDescendant: Just a chance of one is all I need ^.^ Your GVlogs helped me so much during the pandini
 laundreydhull: I've seen these trap opens
 KustarKnight: are any LRR people going to PAX east this year?
 laundreydhull: I loathe them.
chatterboxfire: such a cute tumbleweed
 GapFiller: MarkovDescendant James already said on his homestream one for Philly was in the works
 Martin_FcG: The name of that last boss. haha
 GredGredmansson: a video log if you will
 MarkovDescendant: @GapFiller Cool Beans ^.^ Thanks
 korvys: You know, short for "Wev Log"
 jacqui_lantern234: like a blog, but with a "V" in there 
MrSnooter: Can you still proliferate to get the drain trigger if you have no counters to proliferate?
 maximum_berry: UB mirror in the boss round, just as the format ascribes
 GredGredmansson: yes
 control_rig: Yeah the opponent's name is very on-point\
 Easilycrazyhat: It's blog with more v
flibdev: I do hope y'all can get invited back to PAX AUS again
 Pharmacistjudge: proliferate <null> is still proliferate
MrSnooter: Ty 
 v_nome: Unct us right out
 control_rig: Anoint the kitty?
 GredGredmansson: I'd save it
 DrLigmaPhD: Is it a point of pride to leave an opponent at 1 while they have Phyrexian Arena in play?
 control_rig: But yeah save it
 jacqui_lantern234: is "Unctus" the new stereotypical beat akin to "Boots And Cats"
 Nydestroyer: are you going to corrupt them anytime soon?
 Mazrae: what is the ring on their card sleeves
Slacker1977: Sol Ring
 Martin_FcG: I died to my own hive earlier today 
 lamina5432: or a skitterblossem
 GredGredmansson: also neat mirror match final boss
micalovits: Very shiny sol ring
flibdev: ain't no win like hubris win
marxmarksman: Almighty Brushwagg or Regular Brushwagg?
patrick_stonecrusher: sanic
 MarkovDescendant: Sol Ring in Historic Brawl cowards!
 control_rig: @jacqui_lantern234 "Unctus unctus unctus" is more of a porn drumbeat
 laundreydhull: @control_rig Then prove them wrong. Always be the OP that proves them wrong. Names are irrelevant & everyone is eventually shit.
chatterboxfire: tumbleweed for the tumblewin
Sharkfists: sol ring can't even deal damage 
aggrocrow: it's weird to me they put Sol Ring on a sleeve before it was actually playable on Arena
 couchboyj: The special kill is ten poison and zero life in the same attack
the_semicolon: sometimes, 1 is 0
 korvys: !card Serum Snare
  LRRbot: Serum Snare [1U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If that permanent had mana value 3 or less, proliferate.
mjiig: Does sol ring have a magic story role or is it just a card?
 GredGredmansson: its a good card
Slacker1977: just a card. from Alpha
flibdev: it's the strongest card in edh
 Mazrae: sorry about the question i dont really have the time or money to play MTG but i really enjoy watching you guys stream it
 satyropodobny: @marxmarksman Trick question, every Brushwagg is almighty
flibdev: power 10th
marxmarksman: @marxmarksman Well said.
 bernardo013: @mazrae no worries! If anything we;re all jealous of you that you don’t know what it is haha
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: The Experiment makes combat math so good for them.
 ContingentCat: !advice
  LRRbot: Maybe if you used ALL of your legs...
 Nydestroyer: "UB is bad" "Finals on 6-2 both UB" 
 GredGredmansson: white splash
Kallious: Splashing wellspring is.. a choice
 jacqui_lantern234: hey Dr. G! if i made a silly mono green commander deck, would you play it against me if we ever met irl?
Slacker1977: hm, i was underwhelmed with the Wellspring in my UW deck
Dothewhatnow: Can someone explain Annoint to me...both are exile, is it just that corrupted lets you do anything where base is cmc 3 or less?
 A_Dub888: !card norn's wellspring
  LRRbot: Norn's Wellspring [1W] | Artifact | Whenever a creature you control dies, scry 1 and put an oil counter on Norn's Wellspring. / {1}, {T}, Remove two oil counters from Norn's Wellspring: Draw a card.
 GredGredmansson: it works with all the artifact stuff they have
Slacker1977: only ever scried, never drew a card
 GredGredmansson: @Dothewhatnow yes
 MegaDosX: @jacqui_lantern234 Who is commander?
 Bugberry: I feel like "X color is bad" just usually means  it's not great to first pick a card in that color, not that ending up in that color is a bad idea.
 Nydestroyer: Lol, just meet in a grocerystore and challenge someone to a duel
 ElektroTal: hah. imagine playing games at a magic con
SnowBuddy18: this also isn't permission to kidnap G for a commander game
 baronsamedi23: don't know why but the norns wellspring reminds me of a latte cup
 v_nome: A wild jacqui suddenly busts into the room
 MegaDosX: Imagine if Graham wakes up in the morning and there's Jacqui next to his bed with deck in hand challenging him
 Nydestroyer: real yugioh energy
 GredGredmansson: @Dothewhatnow you can target anything either way, its just itll fail on big things if corrupt isn't active
chatterboxfire: PICK YOUR CARDS FACELESS FOOL
 jacqui_lantern234: the assumption was a mtg con or whatnot. Oviya Pashiri is the commander... and you can probably see where this is going
Kallious: @Bugberry "x color is bad" is usually just "the commons in this color aren't amazing"
 KustarKnight: if you guys are at Pax playing commander with some of you would be so fun
Dothewhatnow: @GredGredmansson gotcha. i guess the wording is a bit weird for my tiny brain since it has that "instead" wording
 GredGredmansson: I don't think there's a 1U counterspell at base
Kallious: The uncommons are doing the heavy lifting in this deck
 MegaDosX: @GredGredmansson There's Bring the Ending
 laundreydhull: I should really value Aspirant over Vraan in most scenarios
 GredGredmansson: oh right the spell pierce @MegaDosX
 KustarKnight: definitely get that you would be busy there.  still would be fun
 LadyKatelynna: As a transplant recipient, I would like to ask everyone (namely media) to stop making transplant related horror. It's very unsettling.
 GredGredmansson: thrummingbird drains for 2 when it hits right now
SnowBuddy18: 4
GreatGodOm: Thrummingbird is a 2 turn clock in the air
Slacker1977: no attack with trap?
chatterboxfire: what does skullbomb do?
Slacker1977: !card Recovetr
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Slacker1977: !Card Recover
  LRRbot: Recover [2B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Draw a card.
Slacker1977: that's Skullbomb
 GredGredmansson: @chatterboxfire black skullbomb can return creatures from bin to hand
 MegaDosX: !card dross skullbomb
  LRRbot: Dross Skullbomb [1] | Artifact | {1}, Sacrifice Dross Skullbomb: Draw a card. / {2}{B}, Sacrifice Dross Skullbomb: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.
flibdev: I was disappointed by the lack of MTG stuff at PAXAUS last year
micalovits: Thrumming brid kills them so fast
 gizmofreak1: any proliferate is lethal
 control_rig: Thrumm thrumm
 gizmofreak1: 2 proliferate sorry
chatterboxfire: gg
 control_rig: Jaaaaaaames
 maximum_berry: whomp whomp
 GredGredmansson: why game why now
flibdev: dammit James
 MarkovDescendant: #BlameJames
 MehallD: #BlameJames#
 Mazrae: ive always wanted to go to a PAX probably PAX south since that would be the closest or go to a magic event to play with people and learn
 Dread_Pirate_Westley:  , stop.
 LadyKatelynna: James should have left after all
 MegaDosX: #BlameJames
 gizmofreak1: 11/17
 lesbianpunkpyromancer20: james you gotta go apologies to that wich
 maximum_berry: oh it's absolutely james's fault
 baronsamedi23: "god of the deck"
GreatGodOm: Maybe James should have left the room after all...
GalacticCyrus: james look away real quick 
 KustarKnight: wow
 control_rig: Blugh
Kallious: Quick James, leave the room
oatway: both teams played hard
 GredGredmansson: 
micalovits: I see how our opponent has won some games
 control_rig: 1 is not 0
 lackingsanity: topdeck dose?
the_semicolon: outplayed
 BloodnBullets: see the problem is OP is on UB too, so now james is helping them.
micalovits: We are very dead, we die on block
Slacker1977: we're not?
Kallious: We are
 control_rig: Very very dea
Kallious: Archfient deals 2 damage when your creatures die
 maximum_berry: I would have simply drawn not lands instead of lands, were it me
 Diabore: we die no matter what, archfiend has the steve text
 maximum_berry: difficult line, I know
 laundreydhull: oh, yea. Not dead. Just "Pretty Deads"
Kelderan: Good run!
 couchboyj: A pox upon the auto shuffler!
 control_rig: A good run!
 A_Dub888: Skill Diff
 fungal_bird: Chat says hi 
 baronsamedi23: brutal cam
micalovits: Can mostly hear Cam
 MegaDosX: I heard Cam laughing
 GredGredmansson: Nissa so good
  Juliamon: We totally can
 RAZRBCK08: this format is a struggle to get 3 wins sometimes
 laundreydhull: Not Dead, Just "Pretty Dead" LRR-Button Pitch chat?
drcthulu: Yep Cam came in loud and clear
 MegaDosX: This Nissa is wild
 LurkerSpine: yeah we heard Cam
 GredGredmansson: summon an even larger man
flibdev: microwaved cam sass
 kumatsu: Momir?
Kelderan: The prebuilt events were fun
 MarkovDescendant: Momir
GreatGodOm: momir
Kelderan: Momir?>
 laundreydhull: You get a Venom-looking Obliterator art
Slacker1977: Momir is poop
KeytarCat: "We lost with the deck you gave us" "Why?"  A very Cam bit
 RAZRBCK08: those festivals have been fun tbh
 baronsamedi23: momir now has spells in it
 kumatsu: Momir was literally all I sued MTGO for
 kumatsu: used*
 couchboyj: Get Viggy with it?
 MegaDosX: I hear so many people complain when Momir shows up in Arena 
 Bugberry: They still do event-deck festivals, they just don't last too long.
 LadyKatelynna: I think there's still Jump In!
 jazzyjrw: You could do a Jump In
 MegaDosX: And you earn card arts for wins
micalovits: You are playing aristocrats pretty much
 GredGredmansson: oh is Jump In active?
 DudelidouX: white black did good for me. lots of exile and dies trigger
 warboss5: Get Cam in here to pilot Aristocrats!
  RayFK: Gaggro for short.
 kumatsu: Oreoverse????
 GredGredmansson: wut
Kelderan: The nice thing about drafting all the time. Many wild cards =D
 MegaDosX: If you have all the decks it should be up the top
 laundreydhull: deleted Mono B?
 RAZRBCK08: should be near the top
 GredGredmansson: at the very bottom?
EvilBadman: importedDeckV3_final_final
flibdev: best UI ever
 laundreydhull: Or the IDK one
  RayFK: Apply AJ Styles.
 A_Dub888: D R O S S
Dothewhatnow: draws
EvilBadman: Dod Ross
drcthulu: Back to the Pit
 A_Dub888: @RayFK Phenominal
Slacker1977: what's the emblem?
 GredGredmansson: drivnod
 jacqui_lantern234: @RayFK head on, apply directly to the styles
 MegaDosX: !card drivnod
  LRRbot: Drivnod, Carnage Dominus [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Horror [8/3] | If a creature dying causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time. / {B/P}{B/P}, Exile three creature cards from your graveyard: Put an indestructible counter on Drivnod, Carnage Dominus.
DylPage: Whenever something dies, it dies twice.
 MegaDosX: Did you just say "that triggerdy"? 
 A_Dub888: What is dead may die again
Dothewhatnow: what was that website that they used for the deck?
 maximum_berry: oh dear
 MegaDosX: Oh hey there Braids
 GredGredmansson: hello braids
kaboomjr26: What are the deckbuilding constraints for this event?
 GredGredmansson: singleton 60 card
 maximum_berry: braids is here and ready to make things disappear
 jacqui_lantern234: palpatine underscore dewit dot wav 
Dothewhatnow: Thanks G 
 DudelidouX: Keep the exile for the creature with death trigger
 maximum_berry: it can only trigger once
 MegaDosX: Once per turn clashes with doubling things like that
 Bugberry: It triggers once.
flibdev: reading the card...
 RAZRBCK08: the triggers only once
 MegaDosX: !card ghoulish procession
  LRRbot: Ghoulish Procession [1B] | Enchantment | Whenever one or more nontoken creatures die, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed. This ability triggers only once each turn.
 GredGredmansson: "this ability triggers only once each turn"
 DudelidouX: Why I didn't put it in my deck
 GredGredmansson: something something soup store
Grimnus: Its there to give you sac fodder
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Nontoken.
 A_Dub888: !findquote read card
  LRRbot: Quote #6517: "Who reads cards these days? It's 2019!" —Serge [2019-10-25]
  RayFK: Go to bed Graham
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 GredGredmansson: alchemy cards
 MegaDosX: Oh hey a thing you can Cut Down
Slacker1977: ewwww, this is Alchemy?
 satyropodobny: look at that mite go
 MegaDosX: I'd kill the Blood Artist now
 maximum_berry: I was so worried for skrelv there for a second
EvilBadman: @Slacker1977 No it's the event
Slacker1977: @EvilBadman i meant the Event format is alchemy
 MegaDosX: Blood Artists in this particular format would be disgusting
flibdev: ugh, I do not miss those decayed animations
 GredGredmansson: this dragon was made for ME
 Diabore: its a mom
  RayFK: Blartist
  RayFK: Paul Blartist
 Bugberry: I'm curious what non-black decks are good in this.
 Diabore: or a dad because iirc canonical a male?
 MegaDosX: I have seen a nonzero number of people get got with Skrelv assuming it is Protection From
 Wolfstrike_NL: He sure is a mom
drcthulu: mom, step mom, and call for for mommy
 GredGredmansson: skrelv is best dadmom
 Mazrae: love the art for the dragon
 LadyKatelynna: Mommy's little Mommy, as it were
 jacqui_lantern234: just a lil mom
 maximum_berry: skrelv is mother, I believe the kids are saying this
 baronsamedi23: moth ball of ruins
 MegaDosX: Oh shit
Grimnus: Hes very good
 maximum_berry: that's uhhhhhhh problematic
 baronsamedi23: Alchemy BS
 MegaDosX: Crucias is quite good
 jacqui_lantern234: @MegaDosX YOURE GOOD
 GredGredmansson: 3 or more
 MegaDosX: @jacqui_lantern234 SO ARE YOU
 Nydestroyer: so wait lands just give you spells? seems good
 Bugberry: @baronsamedi23 this seems like a fine Alchemy card.
 GredGredmansson: Get darg'd on
 jacqui_lantern234: @MegaDosX provably false
 MegaDosX: Oh snap
 lackingsanity: the card doesnt say 'Ambitious or Expedient'
 MegaDosX: Good thing you killed that Blood Artist
 baronsamedi23: @Bugberry im just bitter
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 MegaDosX: Or pay one white mana
micalovits: Or pay white and protect is also an option
Grimnus: Any yard
 GredGredmansson: from ANY graveyard
 satyropodobny: you can pay mana
flibdev: any graveyard
Slacker1977: any graveyard
 MegaDosX: Also yeah it says any graveyard
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micalovits: Alchemy cards are NOT okay ballance wise 
 Bugberry: @micalovits most are fine.
 MegaDosX: Uh oh
 baronsamedi23: so you can deny the singleton rule via drafting
 lackingsanity: protecting it was still a fine play imo
 Mazrae: i love the art of so many of these cards
 MegaDosX: Oh if you get Authority of the Consuls
 maximum_berry: that's lethal
 MegaDosX: Whoof
 Bugberry: Voltron
brutusq13: siicckk win
Grimnus: Bonk
 MegaDosX: Voltron dragon
brutusq13: gottem with the booty
 maximum_berry: flawless victory
 warboss5: Woot woot!
 pn55: 
 GredGredmansson: sword in one hand fist in the other
 ogier300: Always never had it.
 satyropodobny: Junji Ito's Voltron
 SkipIives: Got there
 patbaer: hi
 baronsamedi23: we are still drafting tecnically
Grimnus: Fancy rat acquired
 fungal_bird: Try not to subscribe to anyone in the parking lot!
drewm1022: Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot!
 maximum_berry: meathook is so busted in this format lol
Kelderan: But, Graham. Does James know about this... one more thing ;D?
 MegaDosX: Also Patriar's Humiliation
 Nydestroyer: Do you ever wonder how the brushwag stops itself from flying away all the time
Slacker1977: Soldiers?
 LadyKatelynna: gonna be honest, I like blight-belly rat's default art better than it's alt art
 MegaDosX: Opponent's on soldiers I assume
 GredGredmansson: Azorius Soldiers
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 MegaDosX: Yeah it didn't show up often but it's just good in the right deck
EvilBadman: I barely remember New Cap regardless
adambomb625: What format is this?
 warboss5: Incoming Cancel
 warboss5: Oh wow, guess not
Denis_Dobrolubov: @adambomb625 Alchemy singleton with special event emblem.
 MegaDosX: Oh no opponent
 MegaDosX: They have missed multiple land drops here
 Bugberry: @Denis_Dobrolubov Historic singleton. Alchemy optional.
 couchboyj: Everyone has Teysa eminence
 MegaDosX: Yeah she's neat
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 MegaDosX: @couchboyj More specifically it's meant to be Drivnod, but yeah, same effect
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Uuuuh, One More?
 LadyKatelynna: mmmmm..... one more?
 Bugberry: spicy meatballs
 objectivefailure: Peppermints
 xXAYAYAXx: based
 MegaDosX: Oh shit Transmogrant's Crown in this format
 GredGredmansson: it's pronounced "Ao" Graham 
 RAZRBCK08: that Bonepicker Scourge art is unpleasant to look at
GreatGodOm: MMMM... Fleshy orbs
 Mazrae: i looked away did they win the last round?
 GredGredmansson: yes opponent got mana screwed
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 Wolfstrike_NL: Canadians in the walls
Slacker1977: opponent lost it by not drawing 4th land
 MegaDosX: @Mazrae Opponent missed several land drops and only had a single creature for a while before scooping
 notthepenguins: aha, was about to ask if it was the angry birds one
 patbaer: imagine only paying for a game up front
 MegaDosX: Oh shit Drivnod on Drivnod action
 LadyKatelynna: will I get timed out for suggesting "Mommy's balls"?
 GapFiller: predatory mobile gaming companies wanting more money"? say it aint so!
flibdev: Still can't believe that the Junji Ito secret lair didn't include Junji the Midnight Sky
 GredGredmansson: flavor text on Crown so good
 SkipIives: I’m shocked, shocked I say
 MegaDosX: They want the treasure
 warboss5: Barrens witch?
 GredGredmansson: basically the Mishran soldiers disliked seeing their allies turned into undead, so Ashnod gave them opaque helmets
 aitsu100: That crapshot reminded me The Tragically Hip exist and are my exact vibe at this point in my life
 MegaDosX: You also have a Drivnod to further double the death effects
 xXAYAYAXx:      
 baronsamedi23: the hotel californa
flibdev: great job, no notes
 GredGredmansson: I actually think Gavin is responsible for those; he mentioned this card in a GMM
 Athelgar: i dont think ive ever seen a Creeping, actually in play
 lackingsanity: lead off on Ao I think?
 MegaDosX: Yeah
 LadyKatelynna: double double
 notthepenguins: 4x triggers eh
 couchboyj: Later in its life they turned it into a Punitentiary
 GredGredmansson: @notthepenguins 3x
uchihab7: and u can make it indestructible
 baronsamedi23: draft 3
 GredGredmansson: "an additional time"
 BloodnBullets: what does it need to become indestructable?
 MegaDosX: !card drivnod
  LRRbot: Drivnod, Carnage Dominus [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Horror [8/3] | If a creature dying causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time. / {B/P}{B/P}, Exile three creature cards from your graveyard: Put an indestructible counter on Drivnod, Carnage Dominus.
Alex_Frostfire: Yeah, it's more like +1 than x2.
 MegaDosX: So yeah triple death triggers right now
 Bugberry: +1, not x2
micalovits: Still fun though!
 MegaDosX: It's not as wild as Solphim or Mondrak
 Diabore: you can do it next turn, play the chef, and use glare to kill the witch
 GredGredmansson: I think Drivnod's condition is the hardest to meet
 MegaDosX: Yeah Drivnod is removal bait right now
 santural: Thranharmonicon?
 Diabore: wouldnt have saved it regardless
micalovits: Drivnods is a little hard to meet, but the least impactfull on the board to do
 Diabore: triple triggers is too much for op
 LadyKatelynna: @santural excellent work 10/10 no notes
 MegaDosX: Oh snap
 Mr_Horrible: alternatively: RIPBozo Drivnod #packwatch 2023
 MegaDosX: Punch first
 MegaDosX: Stack go brr
Kelderan: Cue carnival music
 GredGredmansson: time to get you covered in leeches
 Mr_Horrible: Curse Of Leeches, aka "What if your eyeballs became a 4/4 lifelinker?"
 MegaDosX: Big frog!
 GredGredmansson: froge
 Mr_Horrible: take the frog you cowards
 pn55: Frog frog frog
flibdev: F R O G
 Athelgar: it is a witch
 Bugberry: I love the flavorful spellbooks
 GredGredmansson: 
frozenphoenix7: Why would the Familiar not be in the Witch's Spellbook
frozenphoenix7: It just makes sense that it's there
 jacqui_lantern234: oh froggies my doggies
 Diabore: curse was surprisingly annoying in amonkhet
 Mr_Horrible: get they ass
 RealGamerCow: froge
 baronsamedi23: jadar is fun with that curse
 lion_byte: froge hype
 drewm1022: Sometimes you just need a creature.
 warboss5: Forgo curses, become frog
 GredGredmansson: PVDDR spell
 lackingsanity: its basically white bounce
 MegaDosX: I mean. Sure?
KarnakGWJ: His name is Terrence and we love him.
 korvys: I was away - What format is this?
 RAZRBCK08: that 3/4 will kill them with that curse
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, I remember curse 100% being a not great card but could definitely still kill you
 MurphEP: Into the Paolo zone
 aesir_blade: Ao?
 MegaDosX: Now do you dragon and give it a crown?
 lackingsanity: dragons are not great with the rite in the yard
 BloodnBullets: with their dude making zombies i guess it was bad for them.
Slacker1977: somewhat weak to their rite
 MegaDosX: Could have given dragon crown
 MegaDosX: They do still have removal in hand
 MegaDosX: Or in graveyard rather
 aesir_blade: Oh no, we only get to just cast our other dragon
micalovits: Ehh, we have a second big dargon
 MegaDosX: Oh well, you can Ao now
 drewm1022: Had to get through the rite somehow.
 Mr_Horrible: I mean, our only options for creatures were basically "Big Dragon"
 MurphEP: Yes but what about second dragon
flibdev: we've had first dragon yes, what about second dragon?
KeytarCat: @micalovits lol, OP hasn't heard of second dragon
 BloodnBullets: i would honestly consider bringing the curse back since they are getting a zombie every turn
micalovits: Last turn they sacced it to rite
GreatGodOm: eiganjo is only 1 to channel now.
 MegaDosX: They sued it as fodder to Rite
 lion_byte: lmao
lannersong: dang love me some sanguine brushstroke
 MegaDosX: So how does it feel to basically have Skullclamp? 
micalovits: Turns out worse skullclamp is still busted
lannersong: Great combo'd with oni anvil
 LadyKatelynna: Skull clamp at home is still skull clamp
 MegaDosX: Give dragon crown and punch?
 korvys: !card Torment of Scarabs
  LRRbot: Torment of Scarabs [3B] | Enchantment — Aura Curse | Enchant player / At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, that player loses 3 life unless they sacrifice a nonland permanent or discard a card.
 Diabore: crown on dargon?
 baronsamedi23: tresspassers nagates half of a zombie
 jacqui_lantern234: oh chumpies my dumpies 
 lackingsanity: trespasser's?
Slacker1977: Dragon's Crown?
 Mr_Horrible: now that I've seen folks mention it, it is *very* weird that the decayed zombie tokens, of all things, got an animation
 xXAYAYAXx: beastly
 Mazrae: i would of been worried if that sound came from my end, im watching on a IMac
Slacker1977: anyone remember that game?
 A_Dub888: !findquote curse
  LRRbot: Quote #8439: "This is the cursed sheep area. Don't put sheep here." —Nelson [2023-01-23]
 MurphEP: 
  RayFK: Calm down there Grahamhausen
 korvys: !next
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