LRRMtG || Chit Chaff

 paronomasiac042: chit chaf hype!
 Bvorhies: Is the lvl 5 judge Beeji coming to play magic again
 Bvorhies: I really think that’s cool
 Bvorhies: Also i misspelled his name my apologies can’t spell sometimes
 neisan2112: Oh yeah I still had chat open. Almost forgot this was about to start.
ihlendrax: !box
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ihlendrax: -puts that back in the box-
adambomb625: Hello early people!
 neisan2112: Yo
 GapFiller:    WEAR EVIL!
 powerflapjack: who purging wha?
 cmdrelk:       
 princess_intell: yay chit chafff
 neisan2112: @powerflapjack I think its Nelly's cards this time
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 teddywhosabear: I know very little about MTG but here I am
 powerflapjack: @neisan2112 i figured it was him or Graham/Kathleen, I know G mentioned a week or two ago that he was wanting to do one
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 Diabore: where we purgin folks?
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 neisan2112: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: box text
 aliceduckwhisper:       
 airylan: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Get excited about dynamite.
 GapFiller: !advice
  LRRbot: Penelope says that guy's hitting you really hard.
 powerflapjack: does the borderless treatment of March Chandra look like she's doing a spirit bomb to anyone else?
 neisan2112: !quote Nelly
  LRRbot: Quote #8171: "So we learned Wheeler really likes having two hands." —Nelly [2022-08-15]
 neisan2112: @LRRbot Lol wut
 Alas_Babylon: @LRRbot That's a good wisdom
 neisan2112: !badadvice
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 lightfut: hooray for chit chat!
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Symphoneers: Just in time 
 Alas_Babylon: Pan of the People
 Cartographers_Ink: It's the purge led by Derge!
 Cartographers_Ink: Serge*
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 TheWooglie: you don't watch the streams Alex?
 powerflapjack: lmao nelson
 eshplode: 
argusthecat: Alex, you've been James for the last eight years.
 Davlenagain: yeah, lobby for Alex in next PPR!
 DeM0nFiRe: lmao
 neisan2112: OH NO
 TheWooglie: written a crapshot just there
  terribleplan: So... Alex just wrote a crapshot? Or a Friday Nights episode?
 BjjBrain: lol
 Mischievous_Catgeist: hiya everyone
 RockPusher: 
thejadedthief: 
 Rustpile: @TheWooglie bout to say, is the crapshoot back? Cause this feels like it!
 trainpants: loving this energy
  Juliamon: terribleplan Possibly a Sick Rips
  Juliamon: O: New Button
  terribleplan: Indeed, Juliamon
 Alas_Babylon: Tonight, someone will die. Of fun!
 eshplode: I've got a CK order in the mail, but I feel like I need to make another one for that button. And to buy more cards
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 bo_brinkman: I've been buying chaff!
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Meaches101: 
micalovits: Everyone needs a stack of giant spiders
 Alas_Babylon: Everyone has a tactical giant spiders
noSmokeFire: the pile of giant spiders is neat, but we should really focus on Nelson's magic cards
 neisan2112: Oh god, whats on the table is only part of the 50%?
midnightcurryjazz: are we going to get some sick beats
 Fruan: Turning chores into CONTENT
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 MaddogM: "Oh No, I said it on the internet" is that quote register worthy?
  Juliamon: lol
 ArisuGunplaSFW: 100 It's Friday night!!!
 Alas_Babylon: Hot diggity
 neisan2112: Woah, cool camera shots
 neisan2112: YOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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 NDCazzy: Got there!
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 TheManaLeek: Monetize. Everything.
 neisan2112: Content out of chores
 Alas_Babylon: @neisan2112 We don't f*ck around here at twitch dot tv forward slash loadingreadyrun
  Juliamon: But you weren't gonna get through it UNLESS you made it content
 Angelic_Bovines: When there is no content on the screen, the viewers should be asking, "Where's content?"
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 bo_brinkman: Ooooo
 zladcommathe: We do like to see this!
DoodlestheGreat: It's like a trash-to-treasure hunt.
DoodlestheGreat: Or mostly trash-to-trash, but hey!
 Fruan: Back in 1994 that thing cost more than a dual land!
  Juliamon: It's like reverse crack-a-pack.
Plasterboard: This is all of the excitement of a Storage Wars unboxing without having to bother with the whole buying part
 bo_brinkman: My parents let me take their credit card on a college trip. I bought 2 moxes and a timetwister. I wish I still had them.
 Alas_Babylon: !card Vesuvan Doppelganger
  LRRbot: Vesuvan Doppelganger [3UU] | Creature — Shapeshifter [0/0] | You may have Vesuvan Doppelganger enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it doesn't copy that creature's color and it has "At the beginning of your upkeep, you may have this creature become a copy of target creature, except it doesn't copy that creature's color and it has this ability."
 Easilycrazyhat: YIKES
  Juliamon: That's a powerful curve
 Alas_Babylon: The snack that smiles back
  The_Lesser_Gatsby: But does it stand on edge yet
 BusTed: dehumidor
flouncy_magooo: Real Magic cards have curves!
 Austere_Squire: i love some foils, but they hurt me
koodooman: yoooo chit chaff!
 Mischievous_Catgeist: a dehumididor
midnightcurryjazz: @LoadingReadyRun Are we going to get cool beats to sort cards to?
 eshplode: I've got a big tupperware container full of humidity packs just for decurling cards
 matthaus_c: black vise?
  RayFK: Alex using the technique I learned at CK of upside down sorting
 neisan2112: Fuck yeah Black VISE!!!
Plasterboard: Black Vise, yeah
 Alas_Babylon: !card Black Vise
  LRRbot: Black Vise [1] | Artifact | As Black Vise enters the battlefield, choose an opponent. / At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, Black Vise deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of cards in their hand minus 4.
 Cavemanhar: black vise
 Davlenagain: i remember that card from playing the magic CDROM game
 Mischievous_Catgeist: trash for all!
SciFiAIguy: signettts
 DarknessKingCoH: All of those Darksteel Skullclamps are $5 usd
 neisan2112: That trio is always worth keeping
Blasteg: how do you purge cards? incinerator?
EricTheOrange: eh paper tiger beats rock lobster
adambomb625: You need two set of the Rock Paper Scissors cards for deciding Play/Draw
 Fruan: @Blasteg Yellowjacket?
 flatluigi: !card tumble magnet
  LRRbot: Tumble Magnet [3] | Artifact | Tumble Magnet enters the battlefield with three charge counters on it. / {T}, Remove a charge counter from Tumble Magnet: Tap target artifact or creature.
 Davlenagain: @Blasteg Card Kingdom?
Blasteg: @Blasteg or do our own dollar store repack?
 Austere_Squire: i just kinda gave my LGS all my commons and uncommons a while back
  Juliamon: LGS are used to throwing away cards, so if you can't bring yourself to do it they'll do it for you.
 Alas_Babylon: Devoted Druid might make a comeback if Tyvar pops off in Modern
mike_he_him: Those Signets are higher than you'd expect
 ninja_theory_ashrams: A lot of that seems pennies for the pound
 matthaus_c: RIP is still pretty pricey
 Austere_Squire: the doggo version of Rest in Peace is the only true copy
 Alas_Babylon: Restie is about $9, and it still sees ample Modern and Pioneer sideboard play
 Fruan: Once you see the Butt on wrath of god you'll never unsee it
 CaptainEnder7: !uptime
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 matthaus_c: ooooh Tangle Wireeee
 matthaus_c: coolest damn stax piece
  RayFK: FTV relics baybee
TwilitLugia: Thank you for reminding me about Temple Bell. I'm making a Heliod, the Warped Eclipse ramp deck and that would be perfect for it.
tsuuisalie: tresspass is good in pioneer phoenix
 neisan2112: There's some deck recently that's using it
 LastCenturion: Temporal trespass is played in pioneer izzet phoenix
 matthaus_c: Trespass sees 1x or 2x play in Pioneer, should be the highest it's been in a while
violetblight: temporal trespass is a thing in pioneer phoenix somehow
 neisan2112: Oh right Pioneer Pheonix
 eshplode: Temporal Trespass is worth a fair bit. It hasn't been reprinted since then
 Alas_Babylon: Trespass is $30
 Austere_Squire: i actually need a copy of temple bell to make a terrible Nekusar wheels deck
 Alas_Babylon: Very solid Pioneer card, yeah
 Austere_Squire: oh, also Library of Leng
 Cavemanhar: library of leng is my boi
offbeatwitch: yessss
 Fruan: Sunkhole
 Alas_Babylon: Oooooooooof
 ninja_theory_ashrams: Library of Leng, is great in artifact commander decks
  Juliamon: that poor card
 matthaus_c: well loved Sinkhole
 neisan2112: That's fiting for Sinkhole
 aliceduckwhisper: oh lord
 aliceduckwhisper: well loved
 airylan: Library of Leng was in my first starter deck, back in Revised. Also Throne of Bone.
offbeatwitch: that one goes in the gonti deck
PotatoWraiths: was it IN a sinkhole
 Alas_Babylon: That's blacktop recess quality
TinkerTezz: that is a statement piece
 neisan2112: That's the kind of sinkhole I'd want to use
thanzo: so stinky that the land leaves
 matthaus_c: Goblin Settler oh baby
   LoadingReadyRun:  getting some tavern music going here. let me know if it is too loud
 TheWanderingNomad: This pile sparks joy
 flatluigi: maybe a little quieter?
qwertiest_mint: Hi all - this is just what I need to wind down from assignments! Greetings from Ireland 🇮🇪
 Austere_Squire: what  was the delve extra turn card?
TinkerTezz: thanks @LoadingReadyRun
 bwk789: Temporal trespass
 ninja_theory_ashrams: Every time I play Library of Leng I usually tell my opponent, "Don't read the card. Let me tell what it does"
 zladcommathe: @LoadingReadyRun sounds good at the moment
TetraRay: some people have real opinions about the boarder stuff it seems like
 Davlenagain: i dont know if nelson has talked about this, but does he have good stories from his time work at the store?
qwertiest_mint: Side note, any suggestions for an IOS card scanner/ tracker?
 Mischievous_Catgeist: someone should make a sleeve that has a border cover
 bwk789: Delver lens is good, not sure if it’s on ios
 TheOtherTrevor: I use black border inner sleeves on anything revised or newer (ie. my duals). But my unlimited stays white border
 neisan2112: All my basics in my Riku deck are White boarder Mark Pooles
offbeatwitch: best card in the game
 Alas_Babylon: Those can all be Ninjas
offbeatwitch: 0 mana literally unbeatable
 Austere_Squire: Never enough ornithopter
 Alas_Babylon: So not enough
 TheWanderingNomad: Trick question - no such things as too many Ornithopers!
code1300: Og arts only
 TemporallyAwry: everything over 99.  Ya' know the deck 
 bwk789: Hammer time likes them
  RayFK: It's my expert opinion that Nelson has too many Ornithopters #wotcstaff
 DrLigmaPhD: It's a 0 mana artifact, it's always breakable
 Fruan: Chat, I have a brainworm that I am compelled to share - Every time I see Elves of Deep Shadow, I start singing to Knights of Deep Satin.
 DigitalSeahorse: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 24:50.
 Fruan: "Elves of Deep Shadow, always tapping for black. Elves of Deep Shadow, that life ain't coming back"
klace26:  same paul, same
TinkerTezz: Hey it me
 matthaus_c: if Modern Hammer playing 4x Ornithopter hasn't been able to hike its price, idk if anything ever will
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 matthaus_c: tbf, Mind Sculptor era Jace worked -for- Tezzeret 
qwertiest_mint: Missed the beginning to this, what are the parameters for sorting?
tsuuisalie: yeah there's a fringe deck in modern that plays it
  Juliamon: qwertiest_mint sellable/tossable
 matthaus_c: I believe it
drcthulu: Is this a hover myr thing?
qwertiest_mint: Thank you @juliamon ✌️
 powerflapjack: people ran 3 mana Jace to nuke an opponent's JtMS
code1300: Wish for 60 old legend rule was still around
Plasterboard: 5
qwertiest_mint: I can’t be the only one to mix trokar (?) and tarkir when first reading the card 🤣
 airylan: can never have too many Llanowar Elves
Khalstrom: Never ask that question!
 DrLigmaPhD: How many green decks do i have?
Izandai: @code1300 They didn't change it for no reason.
TwilitLugia: You can never have too many llanowar Elvs
 matthaus_c: remember Caw-Blade played 1x Beleren in addition to their 4x Mind Sculptor just for the doom blade value
 djalternative: I think 5 is the most elves you want. 4 for elfball and 1 for commander
 neisan2112: I've seen it once or twice in Gladiator and thats about it
 matthaus_c: that was Knight of the Living Dead, right
Izandai: Yup
 powerflapjack: @djalternative make it 6, 4 for elfball, 1 for commander and 1 because you'll lose one of them eventually
 Dog_of_Myth: Hey, That's Olivia's favorite dragon. 
 neisan2112: That dragon is like 80 right?
 powerflapjack: @neisan2112 not that version
 neisan2112: Ah
 DrLigmaPhD: But can you assemble the pieces of my broken heart?
 Alas_Babylon: You must also fight me for the final piece for unclear plot reasons
 matthaus_c: oh god that story
 lion_byte: 
 Angelic_Bovines: pro magic streamer cameron lauder
 powerflapjack: that version of Old Gnawy B is 18. borderless is 32
 matthaus_c: it's so cool that Cam took down the Pro Tour
EricTheOrange: I wanna say that was kenji
offbeatwitch: i like acidic slime
drcthulu: nay
 Cavemanhar: still good
 matthaus_c: purge
ox42: out
 ThirdGames: A classic
qwertiest_mint: YAY
PlantOnTwitch: keep
 eshplode: Yay
TwilitLugia: Silme is very playable
 powerflapjack: deece enough
 Austere_Squire: Keep; oozes are great
 Rustpile: yea, love slime
 TophTheHermit: Still commander playable
thanzo: eh
milldrotha_the_ravetide: good
 neisan2112: Ye
 DrLigmaPhD: Yeet
qwertiest_mint: V good
Izandai: Everything is Commander playable if you don't care.
 Cartographers_Ink: keep
GenericGlitterGoth: yay slime
rabbitgta: Nay, fringe playable
 flatluigi: serge
 Austere_Squire: run the ooze tribal
 matthaus_c: a classic, which means it's not good anymore
 Alas_Babylon: Classic, but not the biggest bomb
 kilnfiendpotter: I would give Slime a rose
 HadesLeprechaun: good
TinkerTezz: punt-counterpunt -reclaimation sage
 MaddogM: I'm a hoarder so keep  
offbeatwitch: i love a good ooze
 cmdrelk: Serge purge
 bwk789: Lose it, 5 mana is too much for rec sage
 powerflapjack: BLASTY-D!
Gadora: Split the difference; sell it but don't give it to the buyer.
 kilnfiendpotter: Also hello everyone
 janky_as_heck: keep
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  Juliamon: "It's good in Commander" is a nothing phrase. It doesn't help the sorting.
 matthaus_c: Cackler still makes the cut in RDW
 Rustpile: keep a playset in case you want to play 60 card bant blink, ya never know
 powerflapjack: gotta love the coilicle
Wonderdoc: The eot sunlance happened to the lawyer streamer guy I think doc sth? Cant quite recall the name
 bytecaster: Keep all the slimes for the classic deck 55 slimes and 5 forests.
drcthulu: hold it in your hand if it doesn't bring you joy you get rid of it
 powerflapjack: distribute Coiling Oracle to The People
 Alas_Babylon: It's Pauper legal now iirc
Eywind: @Wonderdoc sgdoc yea
 Alas_Babylon: wait, no, it's been for awhile, which card am I thinking of
Wonderdoc: @eywind YES thats the name thank you
offbeatwitch: ooh original elves
 distrustingspectator: old naw bone is worth $30!!! @LoadingReadyRun
 airylan: revised elves best elves
EricTheOrange: revised is when I started playing
 powerflapjack: the dutch angle T
 matthaus_c: man I love the Sengir Vampire elves
 Fruan: I hope we one day get more cards set on Segovia, along with "Regular Size Spider", which in this context is still a 2/4
 distrustingspectator: dont toss that green dragon in the bin, Serge.
 Alas_Babylon: !card Llanowar Tribe
  LRRbot: Llanowar Tribe [GGG] | Creature — Elf Druid [3/3] | {T}: Add {G}{G}{G}.
 matthaus_c: the current design of Llanowar Elves still uses that as a baseline
patrick_stonecrusher: (C) 1995 is fourth?
 matthaus_c: just not hot pink anymore
PlantOnTwitch: I recently build feather as a token/flicker deck. much fun
 laundreydhull: I don't have Feather! Hands it here! 
 Dog_of_Myth: Ponder the Inscet
 Dog_of_Myth: *insect
Desruprot: "Ponder"
patrick_stonecrusher: Memories
 neisan2112: Yeah don't toss out the ponders
buhlian22: yes, 95 copyright is 4th. 97 is 5th.
 GredGredmansson: !card lone wolf
  LRRbot: Lone Wolf [2G] | Creature — Wolf [2/2] | You may have Lone Wolf assign its combat damage as though it weren't blocked.
KidintheOffice: How does Wheeler feel about that ponder art though
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drcthulu: portal was a strange fever dream
 ThirdGames: Over 15 for the Abundant Growth
 Alas_Babylon: #11.99
Veste: seein 12 buylist at my lgs in mainland vancouver yeah
 Alas_Babylon: $11.99* on CK from Avacyn Restored
Ktolos: Portal only had sorceries but some could be cast as instants…
 powerflapjack: that gnawbone is <20 bucks USD
superdude097: Kinda want to see a Portal draft for future FNPF
TwilitLugia: MTGGoldfish says $15 for Abundant Growth
Veste: mirran safehouse
 laundreydhull: Mirran safehouse
 Alas_Babylon: !card Mirran Safehouse
  LRRbot: Mirran Safehouse [3] | Artifact | As long as Mirran Safehouse is on the battlefield, it has all activated abilites of all land cards in all graveyards.
 Austere_Squire: what is it, Mirrex?
 Alas_Babylon: !card the Waterveil
  LRRbot: Did you mean: Part the Waterveil; Magosi, the Waterveil
 Alas_Babylon: 2
 Austere_Squire: Mirran Safehouse, yess
 Alas_Babylon: !card Magosi the Waterveil
  LRRbot: Magosi, the Waterveil | Land | Magosi, the Waterveil enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U}. / {U}, {T}: Put an eon counter on Magosi, the Waterveil. Skip your next turn. / {T}, Remove an eon counter from Magosi, the Waterveil and return it to its owner's hand: Take an extra turn after this one.
 matthaus_c: magoseez nuts
 Alas_Babylon: That'
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 Alas_Babylon: s right... and there's something else that moves around eon counters
TwilitLugia: I've been trying to break Magosi for years
 DarknessKingCoH: Waterveil is only 1.50
 Fruan: Isn't there something else that gets eon counters now, and you can shift them over with that Ikoria land?
Ivannorr: There is also a card from the 40K deck that makes Eon counters
violetblight: nesting grounds is also relevant for it iirc
 DarknessKingCoH: the foil however is about $20
dm818: I don't get how that works?
 matthaus_c: so tantalisingly close to Time Vault
CommunistBakery: Need like a voltaic key or something
 LastCenturion: !card out of the tombs
  LRRbot: Out of the Tombs [2B] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, put two eon counters on Out of the Tombs, then mill cards equal to the number of eon counters on it. / If you would draw a card while your library has no cards in it, instead return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. If you can't, you lose the game.
Mewr11: play safehouse -> add the counter. Next turn, activate to take an extra turn, return it to your hand, replay, and add a new counter
 Alas_Babylon: There's another land that moves counters around, as well as the 40k card Out of the Tombs
Veste: pauper cube all star thornweald archer
Desruprot: Reach Deathtouch classic
 matthaus_c: Thallid!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 neisan2112: God that art is great
 matthaus_c: didn't the Gitrog Monster eat that one
qwertiest_mint: Where is this tavern music coming from? 👀
qwertiest_mint: Is there a playlist?
 Alas_Babylon: $25.49 for the Cyclone
offbeatwitch: no worries, i have this R&D's secret lair
 laundreydhull: WOTC 90's R&D: "Why would we do that?"
koodooman: 
 cy0nknight: Is it Chronicles or AN?
 Alas_Babylon: $18
 Alas_Babylon: for the Zodiac Rooster
CommunistBakery: 18 for the rooster
buhlian22: nice p3k english
 DigitalSeahorse: this is a welcome distraction from my nerves
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 Masslost: serge that giant growth is a player rewards card and is worth like 2 us dollars
qwertiest_mint: Big mood @digitalseahorse ❤️
 matthaus_c: Race to the Bayou
 Alas_Babylon: Born on the Bayou
 Easilycrazyhat: Yay, hay!
 DigitalSeahorse: @qwertiest_mint 
 matthaus_c: Deathsprout is really clean
 Alas_Babylon: It was... okay, just don't remember Golgari being a powerhouse in awhile
 flatluigi: deathsprout is nice
 TemporallyAwry: Yeah.  I found a grim-monolith in one of my friends "junk box."  They resorted their entire collection after that.
 Mr_Bitterness: Spectral Bears, one of the better Homelands cards
 Alas_Babylon: Ravenous Chimichanga
CompleatedPinkie: Ah, now I can hear the music! For a while I wasn't sure if it was playing or not...
 matthaus_c: it looks very Green to me, idk if it's the camera
EricTheOrange: sentemental reasons
 princess_intell: ugh that's the GOOD wear though
 princess_intell: deserves to go in a frame
 Austere_Squire: oh, the golgari symbol before the golgari symbol
 matthaus_c: the only thing more Nelson than a Foil Brownscale is, like, a Foil Arc-Slogger
 lion_byte: tinder,,,
 Alas_Babylon: 47 cents in Ice Age, $1.99 in Coldsnap for Tinder Wall
CommunistBakery: 8 for tutor
micalovits: Tinderwall, legacy belcher staple! If you really want to lose to force of will AND your own deck!
offbeatwitch: they printed tutors in dominaria remastered and they're still worth a decent amount
 matthaus_c: how's Sanctum Stompy doing these days?
 princess_intell: i love beat-up magic cards. they always have good stories.
offbeatwitch: i pulled enlightened and demonic
offbeatwitch: sorry vampiric
offbeatwitch: the one actually in that set
 lion_byte: Elvish Furry
 Mr_Bitterness: Specifically, its Mirri getting punched in the face by a Skyshroud elf
 DigitalSeahorse: punch a cat? how dare! 
 Alas_Babylon: #MirriDeservedBetter
 matthaus_c: PT/GP stamping is a nice safety measure that also creates a premium product
 inebriated_enigma: Hi everyone! Much love!
 Alas_Babylon: ohi friend
 powerflapjack: yeah, there's that one goyf
patrick_stonecrusher: It makes value go up yes
 matthaus_c: yep, the Goyf is the premier example
qwertiest_mint: Oh yea the goyf story!
 matthaus_c: sold for what, $15k?
 powerflapjack: something like that
 DigitalSeahorse: woooo
qwertiest_mint: Around that I think
qwertiest_mint: Part for charity
 Fruan: Wait, is the verb for seperating out chaff just literally "Theshing"? Are they threshing Nelly's cards right now?
 MaddogM: At one point they'd pre open the packs and stamp them for day 2 drafts IIRC
 neisan2112: Oh the Tarmagoyf thing?
 matthaus_c: Pascal Maynard didn't deserve to get dealt that hand on camera
 matthaus_c: the man got so much vitriol for that pick
qwertiest_mint: The controversy around it wasn’t necessary imo
qwertiest_mint: Man didn’t deserve it
Symphoneers: Wasn't it like 1k at the time?
micalovits: Non foil was arround that I think
qwertiest_mint: The backlash rather
  Juliamon: It's not a limited bomb
 Alas_Babylon: It's been powercrept to hell and back in Constructed, and yeah, isn't super impressive in liimted
 powerflapjack: a foil goyf at that point was like 250ish i think
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solarsheeptoken: When do we get Paulander
 powerflapjack: and it had the pro tour limited stamp so it had the additional value of being on camera at a pro tour
 Alas_Babylon: Uh oh, Shrieky
qwertiest_mint: Oh really is a good example of power creep for sure @alas_babylon
 matthaus_c: the TSR retro frame treatment is SO nice
 lion_byte: you may boop it
 lion_byte: Once
 DigitalSeahorse:  boop da snoot
 powerflapjack: i had one of the 12 boxes that didn't have an old border foil
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
Veste: alter sleeves are cool imho
qwertiest_mint: Dope sleeves
 Alas_Babylon: Alex "Bent" Steacy
 matthaus_c: oooh judge foils
koodooman: 👀
 matthaus_c: bees!
 Austere_Squire: oooooh
qwertiest_mint: SERGE NOOOOO
qwertiest_mint: 🤣🤣🤣
 Friedent: off by 1 box
M4RKNUTT: Oh hey, love me some chit chaff
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TheManaLeek: 
 Fruan: I'm judgy, does that help?
 DigitalSeahorse:  aww shucks
M4RKNUTT: I used to be a judge, in the before times. miss it and don't, if that makes sense
 powerflapjack: so logically Beej, the level 5 superjudge would get 5 of them
CommunistBakery: those birthing pods are like 40 each
 Alas_Babylon: Gold, glorious gold!
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 couchboyj: Beej gets super foils as a super judge.  They curl so hard they're cylinders
koodooman: 👀 !
 Alas_Babylon: \o/
 Gooseblast: G O L O S  
 Austere_Squire: judge foil sliver legion is very nice
 powerflapjack: wait what was the thing that alex giggled at
 flatluigi: through the breach
tsuuisalie: incantation
nightraven949: Invocation
 Alas_Babylon: Invocation
 Mr_Bitterness: Through the Breach
 drthvd3r: @powerflapjack https://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=998
tsuuisalie: invocation yes
 Austere_Squire: i love the amonkhet cards but they're impossible to read
 Alas_Babylon: I love the rules text formatting on them, but the names were... interesting
 matthaus_c: I wish the Invocation art for Daze was printed in a regular frame
 powerflapjack: @powerflapjack oh hell yeah 
 matthaus_c: mmmm pringles
 flatluigi: oh those poor cards
 cmdrelk:  
koodooman: just need dip now
  Juliamon: that's what they mean by curving out, right? 
 lion_byte: ))|))|)|)||))|)
 Dumori: Changes per-printer too
 CaptainSpam: Once you pop, that is adequate.
 matthaus_c: I like the Step and Repeat foiling a lot
Gadora: This is why I don't like foils. Although it goes back to Star Wars CCG, which was worse.
 Dumori: and they print at diffrent places for demand and shipping
 matthaus_c: need to get Unglued Squirrel Tokens for Comet
 drthvd3r: @Gadora The old school Decipher one?
offbeatwitch: i carry tokens around for draft
 shamblingkrenshar: If you gotta pick one, Marit Lage is the one to go with
 powerflapjack: i found a reflection of kiki jiki token the other day when i was cleaning up. that was a nice surprise
 matthaus_c: yooo that Goblin Shaman is such a find
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 Fruan: The Zendikar Gideon +1/+1 emblem is maybe worth having. Except Chad isn't really good enough anymore.
 Alas_Babylon: Now we make three 2/2s and scry 3 for six mana
 powerflapjack: @matthaus_c i told someone at my LGS 'yoooo look what i found' and he was just like "uhhhh... so what? it's worth WHAT?!"
interiorexplosion: There's actually a citizan lord in Capenna!
 Mr_Bitterness: What's funny is Citizens are now back in New Capenna
 DigitalSeahorse: I would love to do more card art, for tokens or otherwise
M4RKNUTT: oh hey its a old Mass Production
 matthaus_c: @powerflapjack lmao that's hilarious  chase tokens are a really weird concept, but it's kinda cool that it happens
 Geldaran: wow, old school.
offbeatwitch: relentless rats!
 matthaus_c: we also have straight up Mark Hamill on a card
offbeatwitch: i love relentless rats
Desruprot: Bodyguard still useful in commander
 matthaus_c: !card soldevi simulacrum
  LRRbot: Soldevi Simulacrum [4] | Artifact Creature — Soldier [2/4] | Cumulative upkeep {1} / {1}: Soldevi Simulacrum gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
 powerflapjack: @powerflapjack he was shocked because he opened a bunch of NEO and was worried he threw out like 20
 theevermist: Who's stuff are we purging today?
 powerflapjack: @theevermist Nelson
 matthaus_c: @powerflapjack oh god yeah I'd panic too in his place
 Alas_Babylon: !card Soul Echo
  LRRbot: Soul Echo [XWW] | Enchantment | Soul Echo enters the battlefield with X echo counters on it. / You don't lose the game for having 0 or less life. / At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Soul Echo if there are no echo counters on it. Otherwise, target opponent may choose that for each 1 damage that would be dealt to you until your next upkeep, you remove an echo counter from Soul Echo instead.
 eshplode: I love that the text is indented
 powerflapjack: soul echo, not be confused with sooo... ecco
 Austere_Squire: dumb question; a pack foil is a card pulled from a pack as a foil as opposed to, like, a foil that came with a deck or as a promo, yeah?
 Dog_of_Myth: @matthaus_c Just found one of those in a random box myself.
Alex_Frostfire: That's pretty close to the current Oracle, oddly.
 shamblingkrenshar: Battle of Wits! Lets gooooo!
 matthaus_c: @Dog_of_Myth I maybe should ask my partner to go through her boxes to see if she opened one
 Fruan: Thresh those cards!
 dyvion: At some point I need to purge again... I did it before I moved, 3 years ago...
 powerflapjack: @Dog_of_Myth may be a good idea, honestly i think a lot of NEO tokens will be popular in the future, goblin aside
 Dog_of_Myth: @powerflapjack yeah
 powerflapjack: like i have a hard time choosing between NEO, SNC, and VOW for treasure tokens, they're all so dope
 matthaus_c: I'm partial to the MH2 Treasures that are set in Kaladesh to pair with Ragavan
tsuuisalie: the eye treasure token that old rutstein makes is sooooo good
 powerflapjack: the eye treasure is what i use when i'm doing gross stuff with my treasure like making way too much
 matthaus_c: I wish the og Treasures from Ixalan got the new Token treatment, those are also really strong
 powerflapjack: going back to old gnawbone, has anyone tried to do a house rule with it to try and make it less of a game-warper?
 powerflapjack: like i ripped it off the top in a kinnan deck i was testing and everyone decided to spend the rest of the game making sure i was never past square 1
 Alas_Babylon: I mean, Kinnan does as Kinnan does, that's not Old Gnawbone's fault
megamanred: Is this just the Chitchaff Where they resleeve Purges Collection?
tsuuisalie: nope, they're purging nellys collection
megamanred: O so a new one?
 Alas_Babylon: there's a ton of other similarly costed hits in Simic that could've made you Public Enemy no. 1; Koma, for example
 flatluigi: kinnan being live and activatable already makes you the target, tbqh
 powerflapjack: @Alas_Babylon nah my LGS doesn't care quite so much about Koma if he's not in the command zone
tsuuisalie: @megamanred yeah, they're going through nelly collection and purging cards, showing off some stuff
 powerflapjack: it's a pretty anti-treasure ecosystem
 Alas_Babylon: I guess Gnawbone does have the unique ability to allow you to potentially go further HAM with Kinnan activations if you get into the red zone
 powerflapjack: @Alas_Babylon yeah i'm thinking of just doing a rule 0 saying "ok if gnawbone comes down, i'm only making treasure off his damage"
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: nice
 matthaus_c: Hyppie!
 matthaus_c: best thing to do with a Dark Ritual in 2023 still, don't @ me
 Mr_Bitterness: My first favorite card!
buhlian22: it's just not. it's pretty bad even in old school.
 matthaus_c: Agony Warp is very pretty
buhlian22: talking about blight.
 RaginCaucaJhin: Resplendent angel anyone?
 ContingentCat: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a mystery
goombalax: chupathingy, how about that?
 Dog_of_Myth: Love Skinrender
 Austere_Squire: oooooooooooooh
 Austere_Squire: what was that strixhaven foil?
 KustarKnight: i got the playmat of that revitalize
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 matthaus_c: maaaan Carnifex
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 matthaus_c: her Early Harvest is gorgeous
 DigitalSeahorse: oh wait that's an h2o
 YFiddler: He's a Phyrexian now
 matthaus_c: Spell Pierce is way more playable, to be fair 
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 TemporallyAwry: I was like that with my snow-lands, and then they started reprinting them.
 godort: nice storm count
MechaNoelle: quench +; it's the quenchiest
midnightcurryjazz: pants
 Dog_of_Myth: Oooo my
 Austere_Squire: definite chaff
tsuuisalie: oh wow
 matthaus_c: Commander Legends is gonna be 3 years old this year huh...
MechaNoelle: everything is both forever ago and last weekend
 Austere_Squire: Oh my god, what is this box?!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
MechaKuuga: This is like a buried treasure hut
Blasteg: is it playable?
tsuuisalie: it's a commander card
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TemporallyAwry: This Nelson guy has good taste 
 Austere_Squire: foil full art tiamat is an expensive one, i believe
 Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah
 Austere_Squire: personally? yes
  Juliamon: I just like shiny dragons
midnightcurryjazz: I'm a Cursed Scroll
klace26: yes me thats me the timmy
 Rustpile: I played that card in commander last week, so yeah
 Austere_Squire: i like a lot of the full art dnd dragons
 matthaus_c: I will play Glorybringer at best, but I won't be happy about it
 MaddogM: $50 for Tiamat
 laundreydhull: Identity Theft is Not A Joke, Stream!
 DigitalSeahorse: "Some call me ...Timmy?"
 drthvd3r: Dangit. I've got the Draconic Domination Commander precon, and now I'm thinking about ordering a Tiamat for it.
Desruprot: !card The Big Idea
  LRRbot: The Big Idea [4RR] | Legendary Creature — Brainiac Villain [4/4] | {2}{B/R}{B/R}, {T}: Roll a six-sided die. Create a number of 1/1 red Brainiac creature tokens equal to the result. / Tap three untapped Brainiacs you control: The next time you would roll a six-sided die, instead roll two six-sided dice and use the total of those results.
 Austere_Squire: Tiamat is a great include for ur-dragon
 Dog_of_Myth: Ramos!!
 Rustpile: ooo love dargo
 Austere_Squire: is Nelly just keeping a dragon commander deck in this box?
 YFiddler: rad combo card
 matthaus_c: that could be a Homarid
DHAnubis: It may be a Homarid
 Cavemanhar: the second one
 drthvd3r: The big problem is I barely ever play Commander, so I'm not sure it's worth it.
midnightcurryjazz: He tries to get on the boat but breaks them. For reals
tsuuisalie: yeah there's a pioneer combo deck with that card
tsuuisalie: doesn't see much play
Wonderdoc: Ooh ooh I play a pauper deck around Library of Leng. That card slaps!!!
 matthaus_c: Storm Herald was really funny, I've seen it played with Stitcher's Suppliers and Ancestral Masks
 Cavemanhar: god that set is three years old
MechaNoelle: Jund Auras, make it happen
 matthaus_c: @Cavemanhar oh no... Uro and Underworld Breach have been around that long...
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 DigitalSeahorse: heheheeee
 laundreydhull: HA!
tsuuisalie: 
 Rustpile: Nelly gottem
 DigitalSeahorse: 
midnightcurryjazz: The size of nellys collection makes me feel better. Serge's is too small. But I dont want to end up like wheeler.
 DigitalSeahorse: i miss clubbing my ex
 DigitalSeahorse: eh well
 DigitalSeahorse: 
TinkerTezz: 
 DigitalSeahorse: mine is smol
Blasteg: How large is Wheeler's?
 TemporallyAwry: Wheeler's Collection is perfectly the right size. 1 (of every card).
 eshplode: I've got 3 of those 4 row boxes full of mostly chaff. I really need to do a purge
midnightcurryjazz: Wheeler is going for 1 of every card. He has mostr
TinkerTezz: 4x McDonalds fry boxes full
 MaddogM: The trick is to store the collection in multiple parts of the house, so you cant see it all at once
 matthaus_c: multicolour cards are pretty easy
 TemporallyAwry: Sort by Set and SetNumber.  Not "useful" but fool proof
Blasteg: Sort it like Beej then, collection number
Assassinite9: what about grist?
 gualdhar: what if it's an Instant AND a Sorcery?
 Fruan: Alphabetical by artist name is the ONE TRUE SYSTEM
 ContingentCat: Alturnately, just alphabetical
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 Cavemanhar: do legends have a separate section than regular creatures
 Mr_Bitterness: Especially with an entirely new card type coming with Battles
 TemporallyAwry: @Fruan First or Second name?
 ThirdGames: Oooh yeah good question, does Grist on in Planeswalkers or Creatures?
GirlPainting: Where do you put a doubble faced card, front artifact creature, backside gold enchantment creature?
 Fruan: @Fruan Curses!
 matthaus_c: imagine people managing card databases when they first saw +2 Mace
 eshplode: @Assassinite9 Time to ask a judge if Grist's static ability applies when you're not playing a game
DHAnubis: Ive been sorting my collection because of these streams, and Ive been going by color, creature and then non creature alternating by mana value. My collection is.... nowhere near these
 matthaus_c: Inquisition of Kozilek
 Cavemanhar: iok
 Walla_tv: inquisition
 laundreydhull: Kozi
tsuuisalie: inquisition of kozilek
 ThirdGames: Yes.
goombalax: the big cabbage
GirlPainting: The big Cabbilek
Plasterboard: Cabbagilek
 matthaus_c: when the Mystical Archive was printed, it had the only printings of IOK that actually depict Kozilek
 ContingentCat: 
 matthaus_c: Eliminate
 ThirdGames: Eliminate?
StreamTeam3000: agonzing morse
Distrei: !card Eliminate
  LRRbot: Eliminate [1B] | Instant | Destroy target creature or planeswalker with mana value 3 or less.
StreamTeam3000: thats not eliminate? i think?
 Mr_Bitterness: All time classic Magic art, Word of Command
 matthaus_c: that is Eliminate
 CataclysmicReverb: that is a cat.
 matthaus_c: my favourite part of the Mystical Archive is that the artwork for Ephemerate and Memory Lapse were accidentally swapped
StreamTeam3000: its eliminate, sry mybad
StreamTeam3000: what are they doing there?
StreamTeam3000: looking for cards for a cube?
 matthaus_c: downsizing Nelson's collection
 DigitalSeahorse: cute
 matthaus_c: casual Beta DT
TinkerTezz: i have an inifinte combo with that Channeler
 matthaus_c: faaaaaancy
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 eshplode: Beautiful
 TemporallyAwry: #PlayableCondition
GirlPainting: oh that needs repair
goombalax: goes in gonti
TinkerTezz: I wanted the tezz from that secret lair
KidintheOffice: that dark ritual is tcgplayer near mint
Assassinite9: that dark ritual has been abused
 Mr_Bitterness: That Dark Rit's seen some pavement in its day
Assassinite9: still adds 3 black though
 matthaus_c: I'd sort it as Discovery first
TinkerTezz: left card is what you sort it by
Blasteg: do those have multiple collection number?
GirlPainting: i predict in 3 years we will have a doubble faced split card in front with creature and instand and the back is a planeswalker!
tsuuisalie: yeah it'd put split cards under the "first" half of the card
 matthaus_c: 52 Split cards that are both Instants and Sorceries
 djalternative: oh. split cards from ravnica 3? that's going to be 20 iirc. 1 uncommon and 1 rare for each guild
 matthaus_c: oh sorry that's including Arena cards 
KeytarCat: It rained really hard today, and I walked past a spilled trash bin with soaked magic cards fallen out
AutkastKain: @loadingreadyrun  I just wanted to say thanks for streaming. my kid is sick, and this is a nice relaxing stream to calm me down
 Cavemanhar: i sort by card type and then color for my collection
 DigitalSeahorse: one of black and blue that I can think of but I don't remember what the black thing was just that it had tentacles and the two things did very different things
 matthaus_c: 24 total Split cards that are Instants and Sorceries, 10 that don't have Aftermath
  Juliamon: (That's why none of the cards tonight have popped up in chat!
  Juliamon: )
argusthecat: That stache!
 DigitalSeahorse: i don't play enough
Skear007: Land tax Stache, nice
GirlPainting: since i build my cube 7 years ago, i havn´t touched a magic card ever again....
 TemporallyAwry: Someone should always play RelentlessRats to bring down that number 
AutkastKain: does anyone know a good way to digitize your collection?
 DigitalSeahorse: i bought two of a card I can't remember its names or what it does lol
patrick_stonecrusher: I start a Commander deck, l tell myself l'm gonna get it done in one afternoon, and 4 months later l'm done!
   LoadingReadyRun: @AutkastKain the TCGplayer app is pretty good
 DigitalSeahorse: I'm a scrubby casual
 djalternative: @AutkastKain the tcgplayer app is the best one you don't have to pay for
AutkastKain: @loadingreadyrun and @djalternative  thanks!
 djalternative: and you shouldn't pay for one
 matthaus_c: gottes nutz
 Dog_of_Myth: SERGE
 matthaus_c: HAHAH
 laundreydhull: Weh?!
 TemporallyAwry: !findquote frog
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 Athelgar: I first picked Najeela in a random draft i joined at my LGS when buying minis for D&d
Delalelilolu: thats actually Thalia's twin sister also named thalia
 tehfewl: draws the game
 YFiddler: lol
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 matthaus_c: @Delalelilolu and original Thalia is riding her 
 matthaus_c: Shard Volley
 djalternative: Shart Volley?
 Cavemanhar: !card shard volley
  LRRbot: Shard Volley [R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. / Shard Volley deals 3 damage to any target.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 matthaus_c: that's hot
tsuuisalie: woooooow
 TruPhantomAngel: This reminds me every time I help purge someone's collection, I offer to take all of the vampires. They ask if I am looking at anything specific, and I repeat ALL of the vampires is fine.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Dog_of_Myth: If that is unlimited, that's alot of money
 Akaiatana: It's wheel pricey
MrKrag: damn Nekusar players *shake fist*
Eywind: it is still money, yes
TinkerTezz: Nekusar AND Brallin//Shabraz
mike_he_him: that's from MPR, not the PT
 TruPhantomAngel: Isn't the first from Player Rewards?
 matthaus_c: more the genesis of the Combo player
Blasteg: so I googled that signing. He is suspended for 18 month for stalling in 2009 or something
 tehfewl: Good Squawks
nightraven949: Wait.. does anyone remember the budget deck stream where alex had 4 squad hawks with similar altaring? did wheeler do those?
 TemporallyAwry: Symmetrical Effects are Fair 
 matthaus_c: !card Seething Song
  LRRbot: Seething Song [2R] | Instant | Add {R}{R}{R}{R}{R}.
 Austere_Squire: seething song?
Blasteg: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomoharu_Saitou this one
DHAnubis: Boggart Ram Gang...why cant you be Golgari so I could play you in Hapatra EDH
 matthaus_c: that's an Instant
 DigitalSeahorse:   cards of fire
tsuuisalie: seething is instant
 Austere_Squire: you can seethe at instant speed
 matthaus_c: Mind Goblin is sorcery speed
 DigitalSeahorse: memories are priceless
 Diabore: the phyrexian og elesh norn
 matthaus_c: Incinerate?
 Diabore: !card incendiary flow
  LRRbot: Incendiary Flow [1R] | Sorcery | Incendiary Flow deals 3 damage to any target. If a creature dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.
 matthaus_c: oooh that's Flow
 TruPhantomAngel: Good point. Funny enough, I have a Serge signed Oath of Teferi for just that reason.
 Diabore: and exile too
 azureHaights: It's a slow burn
 matthaus_c: ook ook
 Cavemanhar: mox monkey
 Mr_Bitterness: Mox monkey
 LastCenturion: gorilla shaman is played a lot in pauper
 DigitalSeahorse:  ooky dooky
 matthaus_c: who's running like, Wizard Tempo these days 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Mr_Bitterness: Beatdown deck
 eshplode: That's a very good Ball Lightning
 Austere_Squire: mine is 30th anniversary because i just got a copy for a Ziatora deck; does that say good things or bad?
 Cavemanhar: mine is from jumpstart
 DigitalSeahorse: white boarder players and none of white boarder players
 matthaus_c: Quinton Hoover was never commissioned for art, iirc, they just bought the rights to use his art
 tehfewl: the tattoo secret lair was sooo good
 Mr_Bitterness: Urza, actually
jets0n_: are we sorting or looking for something?
 matthaus_c: sorting and looking for cuts
 Rustpile: sorting and looking for adventure
 matthaus_c: sorting and looking for love
AutkastKain: what card was that?
 Mr_Bitterness: Keldon Warlord
 drthvd3r: https://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=159262
 DigitalSeahorse: squeak
 Akaiatana: Paul, alt stream name: Slay a pile and listen
 I_Am_Clockwork: will mary kondo'ing it spark joy? 
 Serpens77: Alpha has noticibly different corners
   LoadingReadyRun: Marie Carndo
 DigitalSeahorse:  
buhlian22: Fireball has a brighter text.
buhlian22: in beta
 DigitalSeahorse:  
TinkerTezz: and then it'll be there
 Simonark: Nelson "Two Beta Fireballs" Salahub
 matthaus_c: poor Blood Knight, the first card to entirely fall to Tarmogoyf
Anonyman41: how much is a beta fireball?
DHAnubis: Okay, but what is everyone's favorite full art non-text card?
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 DigitalSeahorse:    2
 matthaus_c: @DHAnubis tie between omnath locus of creation and cryptic command
AutkastKain: @dhanubis omnath
pineapple314: !uptime
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 matthaus_c: !card land equilibrium
  LRRbot: Land Equilibrium [2UU] | Enchantment | If an opponent who controls at least as many lands as you do would put a land onto the battlefield, that player instead puts that land onto the battlefield then sacrifices a land.
DHAnubis: @matthaus_c Im kinda biased towards Bituminous Blast
 e_bloc: you're thinking of limited resources
 matthaus_c: @DHAnubis ooooh that's a really good call
 e_bloc: !card limited resources
  LRRbot: Limited Resources [W] | Enchantment | When Limited Resources enters the battlefield, each player chooses five lands they control and sacrifices the rest. / Players can't play lands as long as ten or more lands are on the battlefield.
 Austere_Squire: oh, i thought you were saying it was equivalent to a card named "equilibrium" but for lands
 niccus: judge! does land equilibrium specifically to put a land from your hand onto the battlefield, and not other ways to get a land onto the battlefield?
Wonderdoc: That land thing sounds like a bad version of !card bone ward
 matthaus_c: lmao
 niccus: apply specifically to*
 matthaus_c: !card ooze garden
  LRRbot: Ooze Garden [1G] | Enchantment | {1}{G}, Sacrifice a non-Ooze creature: Create an X/X green Ooze creature token, where X is the sacrificed creature's power. Activate only as a sorcery.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Austere_Squire: Ooze tribal is canon. This is why we kept Acidic Slime
 NotCainNorAbel: long box of bolts
 Akaiatana: Bop the BoP@
 Diabore: @niccus oracle does not specify hand, so a land from anywhere youd have to sac
RunningMonkeys: Must be able to bolt all the birds in your collection
Wonderdoc: !card ward of bones
  LRRbot: Ward of Bones [6] | Artifact | Each opponent who controls more creatures than you can't cast creature spells. The same is true for artifacts and enchantments. / Each opponent who controls more lands than you can't play lands.
Wonderdoc: Thats the one
 niccus: weird, it sounds like that would need an ETB wording
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 FPNY41: Chit Chaff Best Chaff
 matthaus_c: Bauble, Fold, Emrakul, seems deece
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 FPNY41: Chit Chaff Best Chaff
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 Mazrae: How is the chit chaff going
 Diabore: tabernac!
Assassinite9: casual library
 matthaus_c: burn that one, for historical accuracy 
tsuuisalie: casual library
 BjjBrain: just sings Spanish flea lol
 Mr_Bitterness: Is that the highest price so far, Library of Alexandra?
 DigitalSeahorse:  dee dee dee
goombalax: WHAAAAA
 Diabore: @Mr_Bitterness id be surprised if it wasnt
goombalax: I need an elephant graveyard
tsuuisalie: instant
 Pharmacistjudge: You gut shot in response to the upkeep brainstorm in response to the trigger
 matthaus_c: ^
 Mr_Bitterness: Cursed Scroll was one of those cards I chased as a kid and never got
 Akaiatana: The medallions are 25+ USD
goombalax: why is elephant graveyard a 300 usd card jesus
 Pharmacistjudge: yeah, swamp, dark ritual, triple black vise
 xantos69: 50 Bits.  Hey squad!
 BrowneePoints: It'll go with Ghostfire
 Diabore: @goombalax reserve list?
goombalax: a pox on the rl
Assassinite9: what about devoid stuff?
 matthaus_c: Devoid prolly gets sorted with the colour you need to cast them
 BrowneePoints: That looked like Merchant of the Vale
 gualdhar: Devoid is an ability, they still have a color identity
 Austere_Squire: well, are the cards being sorted by spell color or color identity
 Pharmacistjudge: oppo upkeep, they have 7 cards and immediately take 9 damage.
 Austere_Squire: ooh, ninja
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Dog_of_Myth: Purge those fluids
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
 BrowneePoints: Ninja of the Deep Hours specifically
 BrowneePoints: the best of the old ninjas
AutkastKain: hydration break for me too
 BrowneePoints: even if Okiba-Gang Shinobi has my fave art
 matthaus_c: swap your legs, stretch your fluids, sort your chaff
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KeytarCat: Can a fluid be stretched?
 heartofgoldfish: oh boy, doki doki literature club on saturday! that looks like a fun relaxing stream to take a nap to
 Austere_Squire: wait, i missed the schedule
 Austere_Squire: Adam's on tomorrow for more poems?
 matthaus_c: sure is
 Austere_Squire: heck yeah
 Dog_of_Myth: @KeytarCat sure can
 BrowneePoints: Fluids can stretch!? That seems....dynamic 
 Austere_Squire: honestly really glad how much he seems to be enjoying Doki Doki
MajimaGo: dang i missed the stream
KeytarCat: not entirely
tsuuisalie: yeah there's still some of the stream left!
 TemporallyAwry: !advice
  LRRbot: We detect you've been trapped.
ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: the Hatchet Men from Jackie Chan's Drunken Master 2
ihlendrax: 👀
ihlendrax: I haven’t seen that in the box before….
 Dog_of_Myth: Not the Hatchet Men!! *Insert dance number*
 matthaus_c: !advice
  LRRbot: USE SAFETY GUARDS
 TemporallyAwry: !findquote Safety
  LRRbot: Quote #8315: "Time for safety, I GUESS." —Graham [2022-11-12]
 matthaus_c: !findquote sort
  LRRbot: Quote #7876: "All sorts of things could've happened to my body that I'm unaware of." —Beej [2021-11-19]
 BrowneePoints: Man, I'd love an old Kung Fu/Hong Kong Cinema Bonus Stream watch-a-long night
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh, that would be fun.
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Evil_John_Cena: was there just a bit of static at the start of that for anyone else?
 matthaus_c: yes
AutkastKain: the purge... so where are the murders
  Juliamon: Just a bit
ralphthellama: Does anyone sort by set first?
midnightcurryjazz: artifact serge
 Austere_Squire: but what about Battles?
 SK__Ren: What about Artifacts Serge?
 TemporallyAwry: Curation Time - Watch out for the ArchiveTrap 
 matthaus_c: what's the order they show up in Tarmogoyf
 KCazduke: What about Battles, Serge?
 Diabore: serge has no artifact respect
Evil_John_Cena: the mic must have picked up clothing then i see serge has long sleeves
 niccus: they already purged all the battles
KeytarCat: !card Tarmogoyf
  LRRbot: Tarmogoyf [1G] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Tarmogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
Evil_John_Cena: clothing brushing against the mic i mean
AutkastKain: don't forget battles
KeytarCat: right, it's reminder text
 BrowneePoints: Sprout Swarm Serge
 BrowneePoints: Instant with convoke and buyback
Evil_John_Cena: I bet MaRo does
 TemporallyAwry: Where do the planechase cards fit in? 
 BrowneePoints: feed the clan sorcery I think?
 LordZarano: インスタント is insutanto (instant)
 matthaus_c: !card feed the clan
  LRRbot: Feed the Clan [1G] | Instant | You gain 5 life. / Ferocious — You gain 10 life instead if you control a creature with power 4 or greater.
 BrowneePoints: !card feed the clan
  LRRbot: Feed the Clan [1G] | Instant | You gain 5 life. / Ferocious — You gain 10 life instead if you control a creature with power 4 or greater.
 LithelyUnshod: instant
 BrowneePoints: ah it IS instant
 Simonark: Once you start thinking in terms of Battle, you aren't in step with time any more
goombalax: feed the cla,
goombalax: derp
 KCazduke: You gain 5 life, or 10 if you have a creature with power 4 or more.
 BrowneePoints: Remember how that was a sideboard card in standard? @matthaus_c
 paronomasiac042: feed the clamps!
 matthaus_c: @BrowneePoints it really was a different era 
 Diabore: !card biorythym
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 matthaus_c: !card biorhythm
 BrowneePoints: Lead the Stampede
Wonderdoc: Sadly banned in commander
Evil_John_Cena: Unban Biorhtym in EDH cowards
 Austere_Squire: !card lead the stampede
  LRRbot: Lead the Stampede [2G] | Sorcery | Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal any number of creature cards from among them and put the revealed cards into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
 matthaus_c: you're thinking of Triumph of the Hordes
goombalax: no thats Triumph of the hordes
 DigitalSeahorse: what if control 0 creatures?
Evil_John_Cena: THANK YOU NELSON
  Juliamon: lrrbot protip: google the card name before !carding it so you don't waste cooldown!
 KCazduke: Gods so many cards to sort
 paronomasiac042: so many of god's cards
 Dog_of_Myth: Good cat
Evil_John_Cena: That's great
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 RealGamerCow: That seems like something Wheeler would do
 DigitalSeahorse: cute
 Diabore: any singular land
 BrowneePoints: No Wintergrasp is in World of Warcraft
 Mischievous_Catgeist: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Try putting bread in it.
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 matthaus_c: I wanna be the Bosh
 Dog_of_Myth: Send in the Bosh-y
 DigitalSeahorse:  bosh bosh bosh
 BrowneePoints: aw man show that to Alex!
 niccus: who'll be the first to run a One with Nothing and art on it
 BrowneePoints: that Sylvan was SICK
 DigitalSeahorse: Snerge strikes again
 djalternative: I sort by ID but that's just me
 Cavemanhar: sylvan ranger
Evil_John_Cena: Alex has the work from home accountant energy
 matthaus_c: put Arboreal Grazer in the Power 9
 YFiddler: wandering atlas
 Mr_Bitterness: I think I cut that from my Omnath deck
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 Pharmacistjudge: excuse me?  Mr.   does not care about WUBRG?
Evil_John_Cena: That's how I organise mine
klace26: stores will do set, and collector numbers
 djalternative: yeah. how dare Serge not care about WUBRG
 TemporallyAwry: !updog
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jets0n_: bless u
 eshplode: Gesundheit
 DigitalSeahorse: gazoomtits
   LoadingReadyRun: now what about cards with the same set and collector number but different art?
 DigitalSeahorse:  quackchoo!
Assassinite9: sort by artist
Evil_John_Cena: Keep similar art together but follow the lowest collector number
 niccus: alphabetical by guild name
 matthaus_c: like the old set cards that had different arts? those have like a b c sorting
 tehfewl: allied guilds then shards, then enemy guilds then wedges
goombalax: its inspiring
 tehfewl: then 4c and 5c at the end
 DigitalSeahorse:   
Assassinite9: reverse alphabetical by artist birth year
goombalax: every time I try to fully organize my collection I find more boxes hidden in storage
 niccus: chronological by artist zodiac sign
 matthaus_c: Gilded Drake sees play in cEDH
 Simonark: I think our support is more constant and vaguely affirming, rather than spiking at this moment? But I say that with general warmth
 tehfewl: gilded drake sees a bunch of play in cEDH
James_the_Dabbler: Hello everyone
wlsack: Isn't Gilded Drake like $280?
 Ahxes: @LoadingReadyRun Well you have to sort the art alphabetically
 matthaus_c: @wlsack yeah it's stupid expensive
James_the_Dabbler: I feel seen by Serge at this moment
 azureHaights: Red hurtle or blue durdle
 matthaus_c: Jeskai Green is teaching me to play White
 Cavemanhar: the red burn vs the blue durdle aka the duality of man
Assassinite9: where do creature lands go?
 DigitalSeahorse:  good jorb
   LoadingReadyRun: @LoadingReadyRun alphabetically by what is depicted in the art?
 matthaus_c: creature lands go in lands, except dryad arbor
 niccus: alphabetical by hash of card art
 djalternative: listening to this with the pizza tower soundtrack in the background is surprisingly compelling
 laundreydhull: I sects should be instants! They're fast, right? Vaguely?
Assassinite9: now we have to sort the creatures by the creature type
KeytarCat: @laundreydhull And they kinda just show up!
 DigitalSeahorse: I sort by tentacles 
 laundreydhull: Insects having flash themematically
 flatluigi: uwu
patrick_stonecrusher: Oo
 djalternative: Black
 matthaus_c: Unga
tergonis: bofa
 YeetTheRich_: plains
 CataclysmicReverb: Ooorange
tsuuisalie: blue !
 Pharmacistjudge: uWu
magicandybar: white again
 BjjBrain: bleu
 matthaus_c: White, Unga, Bunga
 milldrotha_the_ravetide: uwu
 Mischievous_Catgeist: purple?
 Ahxes: @LoadingReadyRun Funny answer: Yes! Boring answer: By artist
 djalternative: Rum
tsuuisalie: red !
 matthaus_c: Ragamufin
patrick_stonecrusher: Urgh
 Mischievous_Catgeist: teal
 ContingentCat: rouge
 BrowneePoints: Gif
 Cavemanhar: george
tsuuisalie: green !
 Banana_Swonk: Graham
 Mischievous_Catgeist: gravy
 TheWriterAleph: gravy
 Aarek: gart!
 mister_nibbles: gun
 milldrotha_the_ravetide: gravy
 djalternative: Greeninja
tergonis: giraffe
 lackingsanity: g is for giant creatures
 matthaus_c: absolutely Gravy
 Ahxes: Geralt
Assassinite9: wait a minute, what about Ugin, he's not an artifact but he is colorless
 milldrotha_the_ravetide: giant spiders?
 WalrusOntheCourt: gyargle?
 Mischievous_Catgeist: wait no its for Grilf
ChapsTheMC:  dance of the manse
 matthaus_c: wubrg of types is alphabetical
 Banana_Swonk: gravy 
 matthaus_c: Artifact, Battle, Creature
 YeetTheRich_: i'm going with the moxfield order
 tehfewl: creature planeswalker sorcery instant artifact enchantment
 matthaus_c: Instant
 mister_nibbles: instant
 matthaus_c: they're faster
 WalrusOntheCourt: Just floop the lazy river down to cowboy town.
 ContingentCat: obviosuly instant, it's instant
 LithelyUnshod: Instant cause they're faster
 Dog_of_Myth: Interrupts
 DigitalSeahorse:  instant
V01D10: why not just do it how it's listed on the new atraxa?
 Simonark: Instant. It's first alphabetically
 Pharmacistjudge: do I have priority?
 Mr_Bitterness: Red instants first, they're the fastest
Assassinite9: wraths
 Aarek: then before morph is taking your pants off
Tiny_Genius_: Creature Instant Sorcery Enchantment Artifact Planeswalker is how I organize my stuff
 TemporallyAwry: No, you sort them into a box.  You're getting them out of the stack 
superdude097: Pretty sure it uses multiple stacks
 matthaus_c: give me a blue Instant that lets you sort the Stack 
 niccus: if you're sorting your collection, can you cast panglacial wurm
 LithelyUnshod: My system is Legendary creatures, Creatures, Instant, Sorcery, Enchantment, Artifact, Land.
patrick_stonecrusher: Creature, artifact creatue, enchantmet creature, planeswalker, non-creature artifact, enchantment, instant, sorcery
 WalrusOntheCourt: Wow!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 matthaus_c: ahhh love it
 DigitalSeahorse: wooo
 matthaus_c: impressive work tonight
 mister_nibbles: does sorting the collection take priority over searching the library? or the other way around
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 BrowneePoints: Heeeey Alex did you still need a Shadowspear?
 matthaus_c: Rebecca Guay Lapse represent
 YeetTheRich_: hol up, alex picking up blue cards?
 LithelyUnshod: I can't find Reckoner's bargain anywhere
 mister_nibbles: 3
 Pharmacistjudge: ley of the land +2 energy got banned
 WalrusOntheCourt: It's a bug, not a feature.
 matthaus_c: play 32 lands and never more!
 mister_nibbles: chit chuffed?
 mister_nibbles: 2
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Dog_of_Myth: I remember the Spoils
Assassinite9: I play just enough lands to flood out when I don't want to and just enough to never have keepable 7s
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 drthvd3r: Space Cats Peace Turtles!
 miniMacGuru: Chill mtg sorting streams are to relax too once in a while.
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 matthaus_c: nice
 MadWolf1290: good button
 WalrusOntheCourt: Nani?!? I have never seen such power!!!
thejadedthief: This was lovely, thanks for the stream!
file_maker: @drthvd3r TI Universes Beyond when
DoodlestheGreat: Card Kingdom, where a good chuck of the chaff from today is likely to get sold! Build your own Beejlander decks!
 matthaus_c: skrungle the bungle
RoastedGravy: GDI I MISSED IT
 Simonark: Fungle the Vungle
 drthvd3r: @file_maker When Asmodee buys Hasbro.
 DigitalSeahorse:  rad strim
patrick_stonecrusher:   
tsuuisalie: the beseach the queen was very nice
 I_Am_Clockwork: thanks for the stream!
 Mr_Bitterness: Definitely the Wheeler cat alter for me
 laundreydhull: WHAM-cle the ANNE-cle
 Banana_Swonk: we are almost the to drop of the hat in DDLC
DoodlestheGreat: It really got into him, too.
 djalternative: I can't wait to watch that vod
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
  Juliamon: Ian prefers licensed rhythm games to have songs he knows
 matthaus_c: don't forget to Like, Tolerate, and ring that bell
 Mr_Bitterness: That's Ian's fault for not knowing FF music
  Juliamon: There are angel cops.
 matthaus_c: also it instructs you to ride the cards
 djalternative: Angel Cops and Devil Pro-Football Players
DoodlestheGreat: Nice!
 BrowneePoints: Alex hit us with some American McGee
 DigitalSeahorse: how many have meatballs on their twindrills?
  Juliamon: and Mermaid Schoolgirl Idols
DoodlestheGreat: Jav Svankmayer?
 BrowneePoints: Haha same braincell Serge
klace26: the czech one is so good and so creepy
DoodlestheGreat: Er, JAN Svankmayer.
 Diabore: GLURP
 Dog_of_Myth: Glurp!!
 Mr_Bitterness: G L U R P
 BrowneePoints: Has Serge played Glurp yet!?
Plasterboard: Can you ever drink enough?
KWardJenx: Always room for more glurp
 TemporallyAwry: 1.13 - when boats where everywhere 
 BrowneePoints: Callisto has honestly been pretty decent Alex
 djalternative: we need to get them some actual Glurp to drink one of these days
 Diabore: oh right i guess ben was away so thats why they didnt callisto last week
 DigitalSeahorse:  weeeee subs
  Juliamon: Callisto is decent when you ignore the story's attempts to be Totally Unique Not At All Dead Space
DoodlestheGreat: !storm
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 matthaus_c: reset!
 TemporallyAwry: Yeah.  Some of that was from last stream 
 DigitalSeahorse: thanks to whomever gifted me
 Diabore: oh that was since chill point i guess
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
KWardJenx: Great stream. Loved the vibe. Thank you.
 matthaus_c: six fiddy!
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 matthaus_c: take care everyone
 DigitalSeahorse: thankies
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