SaxPython: Bombin' Dodongos by WuTang
boristhewizard: Smokin Squall Style
iris_of_ether:
Thank you, 
and 
, for being the accompaniment to my donut making
LadyLockwood92: The fairy in Ocarina of Time was called Navi, but I don't know about the cartoon.
mtvcdm: I, Garland, will knock you all down
Aygar subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 39 months!
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boristhewizard: @Fanklok YES! I thought that was a fever dream and it took me years to finally find out what show I randomly remembered from my childhood!
LadyLockwood92: Tatl is the one who hangs out with you, Tael stays with Skull Kid.
KeytarCat: !fran
LRRbot: Fran, like all viera, is intended to have an Icelandic accent. "Marquis" has two different pronunciations, the one used in the game is valid.
Juliamon: Fraaaan
aitsu100: i like 12
SaxPython: See also, PIF synergy
Critterbot: XI is an MMO
mtvcdm: Gambits? I'm in!
SaxPython: Also Faram to you
Fanklok: @boristhewizard How could you forget? The theme song was the word Escaflowne repeated 900 times over an EDM track?
jpost042: does 11 still exist?
shurtal: Final Fantasy XI is free if you pay for it
Mai_Andra: I only remember seeing the Zelda cartoon in the Friday timeslot for the Super Mario Super Show, and they had a rap opening for that.
LadyLockwood92: 11 is their first MMO, it's still around.
aitsu100: no G tried the 4x speed once it didnt go well
LadyLockwood92: Still has a pretty active player base far as I'm aware.
Critterbot: The main theme for XII is so good!
shurtal: i really need to give 12 another shot
mtvcdm: You know what game I remember the cartoon of? Double Dragon.
Juliamon: 11 exists but it's not the critically-acclaimed etc etc one
GDwarble: 12 is set in the same setting as Tactics (kinda) and I *think* has the same composer?
LadyLockwood92: 12 and Tactics are set in the same world.
LadyLockwood92: Is.
SymphonicLolita: this sounds like a national anthem arrangement
shurtal: just a different version
LadyLockwood92: Ish*
Mai_Andra: I'm sad the FFXI remake was canceled. I would really like an update.
Ersas: "Shotgun Lizard" sounds like The Last Ska Band.
SaxPython: #BaschLives
LadyLockwood92: @SymphonicLolita Yep, it's pretty much a national anthem.
aitsu100: @SymphonicLolita with the story of 12 it kinda could be
Mai_Andra: "Yes, I am offended by Capitalism."
KeytarCat: I'm offended by the marines commercials
tehfewl: i block most "Promoted" tweets
jollyoldobnixilis: i mostly know this theme from the monster hunter world/ff14 crossover, this played in astera every time until you could beat the behemoth
Juliamon: Yet you live in a society, so please support the Patreon
mtvcdm: How often do they advertise plushes to you
GhostValv: unfortunately when they get too good at advertising to you... that can be almost as bad...
korvys: A california king bed is like... 7x7ft
LadyLockwood92: 14 also contains a Tactics/12 crossover.
mtvcdm: !patreon
Ersas:
SaxPython: wow
Strebenherz: Loading Ready Run Abridged
DiscordianTokkan:
I could make the argument that the FFXIV crossover is A FFT/FFTA crossover, LadyLockwood92 
Fruan: This is technically the official release.
LadyLockwood92: How are you *At* Soup?!
LadyLockwood92: @shurtal It's our airship~
Mai_Andra: That's exactly what it is, too.
KeytarCat: That's Rabanastre for ya
Critterbot: It is indeed the opneing town.
mtvcdm: !discord
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benjamin_wheeler: oh is this the game Graham is playing on PIF
Critterbot: Or city, rather.
Mai_Andra: This and the Estersand are my favorite pieces from this game.
Scarbble: yes
mtvcdm: !youtube
mtvcdm: !store
shurtal: @LadyLockwood92 oh, that's a customizable? for a second i thought the game was just going "Lets make FF soup"
SaxPython: #TeamPodcast
mtvcdm: !schedule
LadyLockwood92: @DiscordianTokkan I guess? But Fran shows up, and some of the Ba'anga. They also mention Ashe.
mtvcdm: !mastodon
mtvcdm: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/alexsteacy | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Jeremy White: twitch.tv/jrhwhite | Kathleen: twitch.tv/BraveNewFaves | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler | Nelson: twitch.tv/coachnelly
LadyLockwood92: Like...Dalmasca in 14 is basically lifted from 12.
DiscordianTokkan: I guess there IS Fran, true.
SaxPython:
mtvcdm: Life gets the best of all of us sometimes
Seagulyus: @LadyLockwood92 14 is its own universe that includes mirrors of the FF worlds together. Dissidia is a different world from the mmo AFAIK
Awaiko: It bothers me that Nelson is the only one out of alphabetical order in that list!
mtvcdm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Join Wheeler for a look at Cardfight!! Vanguard Dear Days on Is This Your Card? Game: Cardfight!! Vanguard Dear Days) at Sun 06:00 PM PST (2s ago).
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, that game is fun
GhostValv: o7
DiscordianTokkan: Bye YouTube
Juliamon:
Awaiko Because someone other than me added him
Seagulyus: (the main games are connected through the dissidia series, which is semi canon to each main game)
azninsect: and now the secret part
azninsect: the seeeeeecrets
SaxPython: lol
GhostValv:
azninsect:
SaxPython: !clip
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SaxPython: also yes and
shurtal: GLUUUUUUUUUURP
mtvcdm: GLRRP!
DiscordianTokkan: GLURP!
Juliamon: pencils are involved
Ersas: G L U U U R P
azninsect: GLURP!
Dog_of_Myth: Glurp!!!
Juliamon: GLRRRRRP
Ersas: Bless
shurtal: gotta have the backup up and running
benjamin_wheeler: keep vamping, I had a 3gb update of anime and now it wont stop patching
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LadyLockwood92: @LadyLockwood92 I'm aware, like I know they're not set in the same world, but Dalmasca as it exists in 14 is lifted pretty much from 12. They're not in the same world, but it's basically unchange.
DeM0nFiRe:
o/ 
azninsect: byeeeeee
Phailhammer:
cya 
Ersas: Vrooom
NotCainNorAbel: well then
benjamin_wheeler: oh no
LadyLockwood92: Thanks for the stream.
DiscordianTokkan: "Keep Vamping";. Stops Vamping
benjamin_wheeler: you good you good
mtvcdm: !clip
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shurtal: badhum dum DUM
SaxPython: Ian has the zoomies
Awaiko: Vamp vamp vamp
Mai_Andra: Tell us all about Final Fantasy Vampires.
Fanklok: Its ok Wheeler I need to make an errand so you can wait a little bit to start
Mai_Andra: [click click bloop]
mtvcdm: More Globetrotters Meet Snow White it is!
Juliamon: I have updated !homestreams to place Nelson in his proper alphabetical position
Mai_Andra:
But why does the Switch always say "uh oh" when the settings menu is opened... 
mtvcdm: I was wondering when one of us was gonna get around to that, Juliamon
SnackPak_: Juliamon my hero
Juliamon: and now I'm wondering if Jeremy White should still be in the list
benjamin_wheeler: Jer doesn't stream anymore, too busy disc golfing
Juliamon: well... it's not important until we get a new crewmember, anyway
Juliamon: (iirc the command is at the character limit right now)
DeM0nFiRe:
YeetTheRich_: Some day when we least expect it jer will come back with an IRL disc golfing stream set-up
SaxPython: Forehead mounted go pro
gideon_not_graves: cold in canada today?
GhostValv:
Strebenherz: Time to start a fire to survive, quick get the mythics
gideon_not_graves: got any longsleeves?
shurtal: t-shirt? or teehee-shirt?
Strebenherz: NICE!
gideon_not_graves: CONGRATULATIONS!
benjamin_wheeler: !cardgame
benjamin_wheeler: !patreon
gideon_not_graves: !cardgame
Juliamon:
So about that timeslot move 
Strebenherz: !gamecard
h3rsh3yb4r: ITYC: Patreon
gideon_not_graves: !camegard
h3rsh3yb4r: rigiht after ITYC: Skymall
Strebenherz: !gardcame
MurphEP:
Momma Wheeler 
h3rsh3yb4r: ben you were playing octobussy at dinner time
gideon_not_graves: just bring momma wheeler to the timeslot
h3rsh3yb4r: UWU UnJund Octobussy
GhostValv: good bit
thraximore: I'm clapping you just can't see it
MurphEP: And she look me straight in the eye and said "Stand up, Vanguard!"
Blakemcm: cardfight vanguard deer days?!?!?!
Strebenherz:
When did this come out? 
gideon_not_graves: of all the card games, it's one of em
gideon_not_graves: 2022
Strebenherz: Time to throw this at the roommate, he loves vanguard
MurphEP: Pretty recent Days
baltimore_667083: I keep reading it as deer days instead of dear days
Blakemcm: ohhhhh... card fight vanguard deer days
gideon_not_graves: of all the dear days, it's a recent one
h3rsh3yb4r: Deer Days is my favorite SOAD song
gideon_not_graves: is it animals deck?
gideon_not_graves: lez go.FOOTBALL
Cptasparagus: which states are the dark states
PharaohBender27: Cardfight!! aka Anime with bizarre card names
h3rsh3yb4r: BAD STEVE
shasra: BAD STEVE
gideon_not_graves: Bad Steve and Angry dick
nic_nax96: So much random football in these
PharaohBender27: That and Juliamon's legacy
MurphEP: Is This Your Cardbreast
thraximore:
Cptasparagus: _||_|
PharaohBender27:
gideon_not_graves: the two fingers of death have fallen
MurphEP: That was the hardest read imaginable
thraximore: I can't believe Juliamon was fired đ
gideon_not_graves: oh wait right this is the ass tee zy
gideon_not_graves: steve
shasra: MAD DICK
zed_alpha: Wheeler, where do you keep finding games that are all Peak Anime?
thraximore: when it's ridden
gideon_not_graves: you'd be surprised at how many "Overwhelmingly positive" anime games in steam
MurphEP: I sell anime and anime accessories
h3rsh3yb4r: ben i watched back the VoD of our matches earlier. the Hajime no Ippo bit had me cackling
zed_alpha: I'm excited to see what happens if/when you ever get to Cardpocalypse.
h3rsh3yb4r: my understanding of vanguard is "click on game actions until things happen"
zed_alpha: It's a sci-fi adventure game with a diegetic trading card game in it. It's...Fine. It's fine. Funny-ish, decent card game mechanics, cute writing. Interesting art style.
YeetTheRich_: cardpoca lips on deez nuts
gideon_not_graves: definitely an innocent wheel...I mean matt
zed_alpha: Yeah you definitely know this is based on a real card game because there are TOO MANY MECHANICS.
gideon_not_graves: time for the mad dick
nines9s9: If you want to upgrade the bruce deck majority of the staples are in set 1 and 2 for combo bruce, if you want otk bruce the 4th set is the best.
maxthefourth: I have no idea what's going on but funny colours go woosh and numbers go up 10/10
nines9s9: Yes, to the gacha!
gideon_not_graves: oh no kinkee
zed_alpha: Time fissuring fist colossus.
zed_alpha: If you get a fissure in your time because of a colossal fist, see a doctor.
gideon_not_graves: Time fissuring fist colossus would like to meet Kinkee
zed_alpha: the pink hair?
zed_alpha: Her hair seems to be more pink than the othres?
h3rsh3yb4r: one is on the student council
thraximore: her rank in the student council
gideon_not_graves: she's the front idol...and she has a grade 4 card
thraximore: @h3rsh3yb4r beat me to it
h3rsh3yb4r: thraximore a fellow person of culture
gideon_not_graves:
^ we found the (potential) lyrical players
IsSecretlyPaul: who gave that girl a rocket launcher
gideon_not_graves: @IsSecretlyPaul it's fireworks..
bunn_tech: I wouldnât save it. It is much weaker than the rest of the board
gideon_not_graves: correct. it's better on Final Rush
maxthefourth: [anime intensifies]
Ersas:
I blame the children 
Phailhammer:
Conflicting advice? What is this, Twitch chat? 
gideon_not_graves: that booster has Soul CHarge 1 if bruce, Soul CHarge 2 if bruce + Final Rush
Ersas:
The Mimes of Three can do no wrong 
gideon_not_graves: I mean the idols are pretty convincing
gideon_not_graves:
zed_alpha: So I've been craving a reuben since I heard you talk about that sandwich in the last TTC I watched that you were in, and there's NOWHERE around where I live that does a decent reuben for love or money.
gideon_not_graves: yes, Set 4 has the Grade 4 version of Bruce
MurphEP: All in
gideon_not_graves: Set 1 and 2 have combo pieces
gideon_not_graves: and synergy
Fanklok: Can James' credit crd solve this problem?
gideon_not_graves: Davan
h3rsh3yb4r: didn't you pay 80 bucks for this game?
h3rsh3yb4r: you also have to buy packs?
gideon_not_graves: ^in game currency
gideon_not_graves: basically lose a lot and get the money
gideon_not_graves: to upgrade and win
gideon_not_graves: oooh Grade 4 Bastion
Kelderan: I think I saw Siege Rhino!
Juliamon: aw, it's cute
gideon_not_graves:
h3rsh3yb4r: oh he's from Ixalan
IsSecretlyPaul: Travis my OC
Ersas:
@h3rsh3yb4r
Kelderan: Can word blender be a new ⢠for this show?
maxthefourth: is that a bident
thraximore: cool monster design
Dog_of_Myth: hhaahah
DeM0nFiRe: lmao crusty
gideon_not_graves: Crusty....
Juliamon: Get in the deck, Crusty
Ersas: OH NO
SnackPak_:
maxthefourth:
MurphEP: No
h3rsh3yb4r: THAT'S BAKUGO
SnackPak_: are they a crust punk?
h3rsh3yb4r: ITS MOE BAKUGO
gideon_not_graves: MY guy needs too wash properly
tehfewl: look at those thights
theamc2000: Is this lamb week?
MurphEP: Determination = so many grenades
PhorrestGaze: I have the sudden need to take a shower
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theamc2000: Crysty the crab?
Fanklok: Crusty's flavor text is "Mom mom mom watch this"
Fanklok: Does Injection Angel know Injection Fairy?
Kelderan: Delish!~
GDwarble: "Fine Drink"?
theamc2000: Is that a spell?
Ersas: @Fanklok "My MoonShoes will go great with this outfit"
MurphEP: Ah a fine vintage
AdamYMHMI: It's called "Sparkling Absolution" if it's not from the Stoichla region.
GDwarble: Ah yes, very stealthy
h3rsh3yb4r: he's from Ixalan too
GDwarble: "Big brother will release magnificently" the card says
gideon_not_graves: lez go ooley dooley bois
theamc2000: Ooley Dooley
Juliamon: Oh no
MurphEP: No no no
Dog_of_Myth: That flavor text....
gideon_not_graves: SUS
tehfewl: Ooley Dooley boys
shurtal: is this, how they say the "wombo combo"?
Ersas:
First the Crusty Kids and now the Oogles and Doogles?
Kelderan: Lobbed Bullet of Dust Storm, Ooley was my father. Please, Call me Ooley
Fanklok: Let's release together big bro!
theamc2000: Booba
h3rsh3yb4r: is that a football
GDwarble: "Diabolos Madonna" is a neat title, at least
Cptasparagus: wait thats Jinx
gideon_not_graves: wait...you brought a gun to football?
tehfewl: Tee Hee
theamc2000: You donât
Fanklok: How many of these flavor texts are thinly veiled hentai quotes?
gideon_not_graves: say the line
GDwarble:
You pronounce it "Elehireseade" 
Juliamon: This is some real YGO-ass naming
theamc2000: Say it like it was German
gideon_not_graves: TTS for the win
MurphEP: The authority has spoken
thraximore: near what
Dog_of_Myth: wow
theamc2000: Wow that
h3rsh3yb4r: they're cops?
tehfewl: these are Jav titles
lackingsanity: yo this game has beebles?
gideon_not_graves: ooh a Hexaorb staple
theamc2000: Autotranslate is a wonder
Juliamon: Oh no, Stepmya...
Dog_of_Myth: Stepmya, no
Kelderan: Don't do it
gideon_not_graves: what are you doing stepmya
shurtal: Stepmya is the sequel to Goatnya
Kelderan: Dangit
Juliamon: We DID get a siege rhino!
h3rsh3yb4r: who are we looking for
theamc2000: What is moustache ghost chef!
theamc2000: ?
tehfewl: thats a good card
SkylerRingtail: A lemur!
gideon_not_graves: oh no the money
nines9s9: We look for bruce but bigger
gideon_not_graves: you just found the bigger cop
Juliamon: That's a cop
theamc2000: I think that a cop
Kelderan: A big ACAB. Oops. I spelled it wrong.
h3rsh3yb4r: Strange Food Preparation
MurphEP:
Where Bruce
h3rsh3yb4r: Bruce is with Kyle
theamc2000: Where is Innocent Matt?
gideon_not_graves: Innocent Matt is in Set 1
LadyLockwood92: Ah yes, anime is happening.
gideon_not_graves: yes, bruce can help
asthanius: this is why you always buy singles
gideon_not_graves: you can...you can craft...but you can only get the crafting currency from opening duplicates
gideon_not_graves: duplicates beyond a play set
h3rsh3yb4r: wait we're playing the football deck
nines9s9: Extra duplicates turn into crafting points
MurphEP: All in baby
asthanius: i see bruce but only when i close my eyes
theamc2000: Cornvoc?
gideon_not_graves: Extra duplicates beyond a play set of 4 is crafting materials
LadyLockwood92: He won't let anyone stop a strike of his.
gideon_not_graves: it's a fine piece
asthanius: James...we need more
theamc2000: None
Dog_of_Myth:
nines9s9: Unfortunate
LadyLockwood92: None, now.
gideon_not_graves: and that's why buy our singles from [Insert sponsor]
theamc2000: You broke
shurtal: are we bankrupt?
Dog_of_Myth: hahhaa
asthanius: NO
h3rsh3yb4r: Oh look
SnackPak_:
PharaohBender27: Welp
MurphEP: Shambles
DeM0nFiRe:
LadyLockwood92: Hacked...all my apes. Gone.
h3rsh3yb4r: The pack description says "unrivaled Bruce"
gideon_not_graves: no more money for student loans
Dog_of_Myth: #CallJames
theamc2000: It is the dark all over
shurtal: Odo, my apes were stolen!
LadyLockwood92: I don't think this is that kind of anime?
theamc2000: Why no sympathy for pink hair lady? I missed story
LadyLockwood92: But I don't really know about Cardfight!! Vanguard.
MurphEP:
gideon_not_graves: If you have the money, I also recommend opening Set 2. Find Lenard...trust me
LadyLockwood92: Is this like Yu-Gi-Oh?
theamc2000: More like PokĂŠmon tcg
LadyLockwood92: I cannot help.
Fanklok: Unlike yugioh his has key words and clearly defined rules
Virallurk: when do we see the moonbase play vanguard tabletop?
shurtal: now THAT"S a jav title
Virallurk: drop steam gunner
LadyLockwood92: I'm gonna miss that twitter bot.
theamc2000: Cool deck ride
LadyLockwood92: It's only polite
theamc2000: This game you be a lot better and worse, if the titles and card names felt less auto-transl
LadyLockwood92: This game creates some fantastic sentences.
Virallurk: i really liked playing through v era. D was a weird restart. I just recently got into premium though and its been fun
gideon_not_graves: I ignored my friends when they tried to get me into VG. now D is my first.
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Toxxick: I saw two dudes playing this in my LGC the other day and I felt exhausted just watching
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Toxxick: The cards were also very shiny
gideon_not_graves: also, I feel sorry for the people who've been playing VG only to get rebooted
Virallurk: @gideon_not_graves its been restarted twice. once after g and again after v. i started pretty close to the start of V
Virallurk: it does
nines9s9: Give pwr to rg
jadedhyena: Give power to rear
Virallurk: right
gideon_not_graves: yeah.. @Virallurk I didn't know G3 used to be 10000
shurtal: commence the jigglin'
Virallurk: Yeah old cards were weird.
h3rsh3yb4r: the game said i was bussin and i just don't know what that means
Virallurk: Triggers used to only give +5k
LadyLockwood92: The game said it saw you across the bar and really liked your vibe.
theamc2000: This game terminology is funny in English
gideon_not_graves: if it helps, you're fighting a pseudo blink/flicker deck
gideon_not_graves: @Virallurk that's weird
gideon_not_graves: but I heard power creep was the reason it got rebooted so much
Virallurk: yeah. and they are still giving the older sets limited support too
Virallurk: premium and v premium arent dead
gideon_not_graves: which is nice at least.
seanmrwick: oooh I haven't gotten back into Cardfight Vanguard in a long time
gideon_not_graves: now, final turn
gideon_not_graves: wheeler has become the anime
Virallurk: rough final turn while the opponent has 9 cards in hand
gideon_not_graves: yeah but we let people dream here
Virallurk: agreed
LadyLockwood92: An absolute unit?
gideon_not_graves: yes...you drew the overtrigger...which is sad
Virallurk: attack without boost
seanmrwick: wanna know something funny? I barely know anything about vanguard
gideon_not_graves: untaps the Front
gideon_not_graves: not the back
gideon_not_graves: 23k with twin drive
Virallurk: i just ordered the messiah stride deck for D. Im so pumped for it
gideon_not_graves: I got no play group so I'm just keeping a pet deck for now
gideon_not_graves: so no BT08 yet for me
MurphEP:
Virallurk: sad day. im trying to find a playgroup myself
MurphEP: Have mercy
gideon_not_graves: I'm debating on either keeping Baro or Rorowa because of the BT06 support
gideon_not_graves: either*
gideon_not_graves: (which is funny since I'm a Keter Fanboy with gramgrace)
MurphEP: Okay, this time
Virallurk: i have a magnolia deck right now i really enjoy. it is lacking the new support. i want to build baro and zorga still. im also waiting for the day they make eugene useful
gideon_not_graves: @Virallurk oh yeah...eugene...man he needs help
gideon_not_graves: tomorrow for sure - Patrick Star
Virallurk: lol
asthanius: you put your whole cardfussy into it
gideon_not_graves: superbowl action right here
Fanklok: Can we time out Wheeler?
Dog_of_Myth:
Virallurk: if you attack without boosting first. you can use your booster for the second attacks after defensive triggers have been applied to help hit the VG better.
gideon_not_graves: she doesn't have enough shields
TheChildOfEva__Kas: hello everyone
gideon_not_graves: pray for a heal
nines9s9: Miracle heal?
MurphEP: Vanguard!
TheChildOfEva__Kas: SLAY THEM ALL
LadyLockwood92: I like our character's hair, it's pretty neat.
gideon_not_graves: LEZ GOO
Virallurk: VANGUARDO!
nines9s9: Because its funny
PharaohBender27:
jadedhyena: More Gacha!
asthanius: On our way to a platinum trophy
gideon_not_graves: ayo TEN WHOLE PACKS?!
Slickdog1: first try EZ
MurphEP: We WILL get that Bruce
Virallurk: first try
TheChildOfEva__Kas: let me guess. You play on PC?
gideon_not_graves: snort the packs
gideon_not_graves: get em in there
asthanius: the bruce was the friends you made along the way
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RealGamerCow: are these cards written by AI? They are just word jumbles
Virallurk: buy the darkzone packs
MurphEP: Please Mr. Shop Man, seed the packs for us\
gideon_not_graves: Goal #2 after finding Bruce, find lenard
CururuGuasu: Donât let me downâŚBruce!
gideon_not_graves: YO SWIRLER
MurphEP: This pack
gideon_not_graves: how could this happen to me
LadyLockwood92: Not again!
gideon_not_graves: I made my mistakes
asthanius: Oh man, you just missed Bruce, he was here half an hour ago
drewm1022: Always buy singles.
nines9s9: Good card
MurphEP: The man at the store told me this was the pack you wanted
gideon_not_graves: ah...vairina...
gideon_not_graves: sad day
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gideon_not_graves: The Noid
Virallurk: cardinal is fun
RealGamerCow: Avoid the Noid
MurphEP: This is so unfair
asthanius: You're acting too desperate, Bruce can sense it
Virallurk: darkzone packs
gideon_not_graves: so far the packs are telling you to play Brandt Gate Nation
h3rsh3yb4r: ben read the pack description
asthanius: "this pack contains no Bruce"
MurphEP: Do we need to incite violence to summon Bruce?
nines9s9: How many crafting points do you have?
h3rsh3yb4r: didn't mika just learn this game existed like two days ago?
asthanius: "It's called Commander"
Fanklok: Player character girl looks like a beetle
gideon_not_graves: EVERY NATION
gideon_not_graves: EVEN THE FIRE NATION
asthanius: we forgot his name for a sec
h3rsh3yb4r: he's Ed
MurphEP: What are you doing in your own shop?
Fanklok: That skin tight turtle neck has to be so uncomfortable
MurphEP:
Can he give us a Bruce?
asthanius: "kids, you're gonna have to buy like a water or something"
MurphEP: Keter Griffin?
tehfewl: >when the store owner proxies up a bunch of modern decks on friday before the PTQ for you
asthanius: Wwow, look at this. It's every single nation. All of them.
h3rsh3yb4r: school girls loses to midrange
MurphEP: I thought for sure our brother would be a school girl main
gideon_not_graves: I'm a keter fan
gideon_not_graves: and a Bastion fan
MurphEP: The Dragon Empire and the Holy Dragon Empire
MurphEP: Keter
Virallurk: stoicheia
gideon_not_graves: good choice
h3rsh3yb4r: they're all anime?
lolchaos131: just play bastion and smash face
Virallurk: 6 attacks go!
MurphEP: Great thumbnail material
gideon_not_graves: wheeler, you picked...red white equipment deck
tehfewl: the Holy dragon empire was neither holy dragons or an empire, discuss
h3rsh3yb4r: nosebleed shoots ben into the moonbase
Fanklok: Don't forget the high pressure nose bleed
Virallurk: good luck
gideon_not_graves: Arms = Equipment
LadyLockwood92: @tehfewl (It's really just Germany, don't worry about it)
asthanius: oh man ARMS? that game rules
MurphEP: You did bring your drop, right?
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Virallurk: arms are special cards
gideon_not_graves: Arms = Equipment in MTG
MurphEP: "Its anger is violent, and emits sparks" 10/10
Virallurk: there you go
Virallurk: you have arms in your hand
gideon_not_graves: this is a REALLY good starter deck
Virallurk: hahahaha
lolchaos131: arms are special order cards that attach to your g3 vanguard named bavsagra
gideon_not_graves: the sword and shield are ARMS. They equip to your VG at G3
asthanius: Looks like location-specific equipment
Juliamon: Is this just Exodia
asthanius: Looks like left and right spots
gideon_not_graves: correct
gideon_not_graves: g3
Virallurk: they equip to your vanguard
Virallurk: no
asthanius: wait what
nines9s9: No
gideon_not_graves: they "equip" on your VG
Virallurk: yes
gideon_not_graves: yes
gideon_not_graves: left and right arm
Fanklok: I wasn't expecting arms to be literal
gideon_not_graves: hmm...you can discard one and recurr it later
gideon_not_graves: with that card
Virallurk: you get arms
Virallurk: for your arms
Virallurk: so you can arms
gideon_not_graves: yes
MurphEP: I love that our ride deck is an animorphs cover
gideon_not_graves: you're getting there
gideon_not_graves: that's your perfect guard
Virallurk: PG
Virallurk: draw means win
Virallurk: you dont have to discard
gideon_not_graves: if you want to loot, sure
Virallurk: COST is optional
gideon_not_graves: btw wheeler, look at the card art of your G3 vangaurd and the art of your "arms". it completes the picture
Virallurk: drop shield for shield
Virallurk: nice
MurphEP: A shield for a shield
gideon_not_graves: yep, Vairina can do removal
gideon_not_graves: you can only equip one per turn
gideon_not_graves: normally
nines9s9: 1 order per turn
MurphEP: This deck seems neat
gideon_not_graves: Equipment decks in MTG are my favorite
gideon_not_graves: you can only use the shield once
gideon_not_graves: but it's free
gideon_not_graves: Over dress = Mutate in MTG
gideon_not_graves: sort of...
MurphEP: Easy every time
Virallurk: i just tried to zoom in on your cards tabletop sim style
Virallurk: lol
gideon_not_graves: time to sword up
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A_Dub888: I skip my ride phase, Iâll walk instead
MurphEP: *looks at opponent with derision* "No ride?"
gideon_not_graves: you can use the angel ability now
gideon_not_graves: stonks
Laserbeaks_Fury: Do you assemble Exodia?
MurphEP: That ability seems good
ThibbleBird: number beeg
gideon_not_graves: yep perfect
gideon_not_graves: you can discard the sword to deal 1 damage directly
ThibbleBird: *squints eyes*
Virallurk: yes
MurphEP: Sick
gideon_not_graves: it only happens if they have less than 4 Damage
Virallurk: go go go
MurphEP: We're way too big to fail
Virallurk: ouch
MurphEP:
Virallurk: pg your fine
asthanius: OH
jadedhyena: were definitely fine
asthanius: THE THING
asthanius: THE THING HAPPENED
gideon_not_graves: THIS IS
A_Dub888:
Virallurk: lol
gideon_not_graves: time for the anime
gideon_not_graves: oh it's the card that can get your sword back
MurphEP:
asthanius: As they say: Yatta
MurphEP: Yeah wow this deck was really cool
Dog_of_Myth:
MurphEP: Squadalah, we are off
gideon_not_graves: Go home and be a family man
asthanius: You're gonna need a whole seven nation army to deal with these guns
gideon_not_graves: urk
MurphEP: Congratulations, you've ended inter-country conflict
Juliamon: Would anything we've opened help this new deck?
goombalax: I know a guy who bought a Dodge Charger from the money he got selling his vanguard collection
nines9s9: 4th
Virallurk: clan specific packs have treated me well
gideon_not_graves: oh that I don't know....
Virallurk: yeah
asthanius: If we don't need Bruce anymore...
Virallurk: you can always check the contents
gideon_not_graves: there's a pack where you can get a spear and a gun ARMS
nines9s9: Clan packs arent worth imo
gideon_not_graves: press c
asthanius: Oh hey Chandra
Virallurk: gun!
MurphEP: Friendship ended with Bruce, now Dragonlady with sword and shield is my best friend
jadedhyena: We got the gun!
Juliamon: "It's not Goku, we swear"
Dog_of_Myth: Was that a gun?
Rurrythe_blind: Drident
gideon_not_graves: GUN
asthanius: Chandra Gun
gideon_not_graves: THE GUN
theamc2000: That zoodiac was a lady
Slickdog1: if you get into a disagreement with your opponent just show them this
Virallurk: triple drive!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is this just Adamant Rail?
theamc2000: Gun wings
asthanius: one bullet
Virallurk: if you get the DE overtrigger that would be 5 drive checks off your VG
gideon_not_graves: so C Blast 1 , 3x flips, then discard
theamc2000: That was a big turtle
Laserbeaks_Fury: Thats just a Dinobot
LadyLockwood92: That sure is a name.
theamc2000: That is just an actual gun
Juliamon: Nominative determinism at its finest
asthanius: why do they call it dustin when you in dust cold the food of out hot eat the dust
h3rsh3yb4r: i love tanya
Dog_of_Myth: E G G
theamc2000: Look at that anime waist
Juliamon: e g g
theamc2000: E g g
LadyLockwood92: [E G G Intensifies]
Fanklok: Boobs and egg? This card has it all
LadyLockwood92: Engage Gun.
gideon_not_graves: Engage Gun Game ....E.G.G.
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Virallurk: catch you all later. good luck with the cardfights
gideon_not_graves: see ya @Virallurk
Laserbeaks_Fury: His name is James, he eats some candy
PharaohBender27:
Dog_of_Myth:
ThibbleBird:
Uberwitz: excuuuse you
ThibbleBird: most surreal stuff
LadyLockwood92: I really ought to tap out. It's pretty late here. Have a good stream folks ^^
gideon_not_graves: so...how do we tell James that in order to unlock the next sets...he actually has to put in his credit card?
gideon_not_graves:
gideon_not_graves: Welcome to DBuilding, you NEED to have 16 triggers
asthanius: Guns are illegal in japan
gideon_not_graves: for it to work
gideon_not_graves: 1 Overtrigger, 15 other trigers
gideon_not_graves: understandable cut
Dog_of_Myth: Have gun, will shuffle
gideon_not_graves: time for...booba researcher
h3rsh3yb4r: can't believe the gun doesn't have a trigger
h3rsh3yb4r: seems like a flavor fail
Mental_Misplay: AAAAYYOOO
Dog_of_Myth: Heya Alan.
Mental_Misplay: Other card games ALSO have so many words! Love it.
Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
gideon_not_graves: and now...it's sleeping
MurphEP: I've been ther
theamc2000: No clothes!
Mental_Misplay: Get sleepy
MurphEP: PPE? no thank you
asthanius: Classic lab safety
goombalax: its just genderbent breaking bad cosplay
Mental_Misplay: Sleepy bikini scientist vs lava gun monster?
gideon_not_graves: she's killed someone I think in lore...along with her knight
gideon_not_graves: WAIT
gideon_not_graves: oh no
Dog_of_Myth: Numbers go brrrr
MurphEP:
gideon_not_graves: 5 damage
MurphEP: Bless
Mental_Misplay: That was a big number đ
goombalax: if all the numbers in this game would drop 3 zeros would it change anything functionally
theamc2000: Not at all
theamc2000: Just big numbers mean stronk
Mental_Misplay: There's so much going on.
gideon_not_graves: their boosters are exposed. good plan
Fanklok: bigger numbers means bigger fun
theamc2000: Wait, does your grade 2 vanguard got boobs?
gideon_not_graves: less clothing ma'am
Twilight_Spark: Wow we're just not even pretending anymore eh?
theamc2000: Was it ever?
goombalax: at least the protagonist wears clothing
Twilight_Spark: Look there are levels right? xD
gideon_not_graves: down bad..
h3rsh3yb4r: you talk about how much anime you've watched all the time
asthanius: Anime has two levels: Crayon Shin-Chan, and Bible Black
Fanklok: I'd say as a species hornyness has maintianed the same level since our existence started
theamc2000: Hence why people donât diverge from shonen as often, even if they should since it is still horny
goombalax: don't both of those shows have wang out
Fanklok: Anime hornyness would be less of a problem if they weren;t all set in high schools
h3rsh3yb4r: idk if i would consider crayon shin chan wang out
h3rsh3yb4r: no ben
h3rsh3yb4r: i just watch every stream
Twilight_Spark: Wowee
IsSecretlyPaul: oh you like anime, name every anime
theamc2000: Anime wheeler is initial D
asthanius: @issecretlypaul Gundam
h3rsh3yb4r: Benjaminun D Erscorewheeler
IsSecretlyPaul: @asthanius damn thats on me I made it to easy
gideon_not_graves: Basically, you're fighting a research deck. Once they get 3 experiment successes, they now have the power to remove one rear guard per turn
gideon_not_graves: using Sblast
theamc2000: As in your?
theamc2000: Did they Teferi 5 out us?
asthanius: is Sblast like Sbarro?
gideon_not_graves: persona dancing all night
gideon_not_graves: buffs + draw 1
theamc2000: You no quick draw gun?
theamc2000: Slow cowboy
gideon_not_graves:
of 50 cards in the deck, I cannot find the gun. Game's broken
theamc2000: One of fun of gun of?
gideon_not_graves: they can die if they don't block all
MurphEP: They can't win against this board
gideon_not_graves: no wait
gideon_not_graves: don't
gideon_not_graves: oh nvm
gideon_not_graves: you did good
MurphEP: Hubris
gideon_not_graves: they were hoping for a Trigger
theamc2000: One is not zero
gideon_not_graves: to increase the power
gideon_not_graves: Bind is removal
zellousy: Oooh, LRR playing Cardfight? Fun.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Shibari?
gideon_not_graves: oh yeah her knight in dark shining armor can get power up and crit +1
MurphEP: If we live here, we have lethal
theamc2000: I am glad all the perfect shield dudes have a shield thing in their art
gideon_not_graves: ooh and you got the card that can bring back the sword
theamc2000: Final turn call
zellousy: Wait, is calling Final Turn a mechanic thing in this? Cool.
gideon_not_graves: @zellousy yep.. You just get bonus money on winning the turn
zellousy: Super rad.
MurphEP: We know in our hearts
zellousy: DRAW TRIGGER OP
MurphEP:
MurphEP: Sit down, Vanguard
gideon_not_graves: Anime Wheeler wins!
zellousy: Man, this is clean.
asthanius: what a doshibag
Twilight_Spark:
MurphEP: Good attitude, Doshi
zellousy: What AT is Yuki playing? I haven't played Cardfight in yeeeeeears.
thraximore:
asthanius: You didn't get everything earlier?
theamc2000: You lost by forfeit
asthanius: Oh fuck it's another yugioh character
theamc2000: Oh no schmugi schmoto
h3rsh3yb4r: do you plug CK at the LGS?
zellousy: Oh look, the cool mentor-y rival character obligatory for any Cardfight!! season.
Dog_of_Myth:
asthanius: Time for America's favorite gameshow: Bruce or Gun
zellousy: Dragon Empire, woooo
Slickdog1: spear
theamc2000:
More gun 
ć°ˇăŽĺ˛¸: LET'S GOOOO, VANGUARD?
asthanius: I like that the catgirls are all Warbeasts
MurphEP: Stealth Fiend is a family name
theamc2000: As in a fiend to stealth
IsSecretlyPaul: yeah but can you see her tail
Twilight_Spark: She's so stealthy that she can handle it.
PharaohBender27:
They're stealth bells, obviously
MurphEP: No she's just fiendin for some stealth, not good at it
Fanklok: Clearly she's so stealthy the bells don't matter
rosesmcgee: those are punitive bells
zellousy: Remember Naruto? She's like how Kakashi doesn't make the bells jingle, but even more.
ć°ˇăŽĺ˛¸: is this D premium chat?
ć°ˇăŽĺ˛¸: oh yeah it absolutely is
asthanius: that IS a cute dragon
zellousy: Blaze Monks, cool.
theamc2000: That is a cute dragon
zellousy: Not Dark Moon Circus, zzzzz
theamc2000: Maybe open up the cheaper packs so we get more cards?
asthanius: "Masaru, doesn't the shop close at 7?"
OhaiMireiya: hurro frens =3
Fanklok: Do these kids ever played sanctioned events
MurphEP: I had responsibilities
asthanius: "btw I stink at this game"
MurphEP: I'm here too
lannersong: he really slid in there
asthanius: Masaru, this is an intervention
Twilight_Spark: Hey in my headcanon her brother totally bought the matching chokers for both of them.
ThibbleBird: anime?
asthanius: Ohana means Team, Ichidoji
rosesmcgee: doshi looks fucking haunted, he's seen some shit
zellousy: I mean, I think that's an effect more than a reason. People are able to be deadweight in a good team, because they can trust their teammates to help them improve.
asthanius: I'll cheat, don't worry
MurphEP: Doshi is 30 yrs old, I'm sure of it
lannersong: ya know
asthanius: Doshi Cardfight is 47 years old
Twilight_Spark: 17 at most
zellousy: Yeah, this is a unique story separate from the other series.
asthanius: as in "9 out of 10 cards have boobs"
h3rsh3yb4r: dead i think
asthanius: they were killed by cards
Slickdog1: mom is dead
asthanius: defeated in cardfight by joe chill
Twilight_Spark: They were made into sexy cards by the big bad.
ThibbleBird: oh he is going to get his butt handled to him
MurphEP: They're trapped in a card
salsy82: @asthanius yeah, i see people play Vangaurd at my LGS, i call it "Waifu: the card game."
chronically_poor: juwelry
zellousy: Look, Cardfight is a really good game mechanically.
Twilight_Spark: Oh my god tune your deck...
asthanius: oh this is literally cheating
asthanius: holy shit
Twilight_Spark: @zellousy watch it for the plot eh?
asthanius: time for a new Weekly-Ish Stream
zellousy: Actually yeah, I watched the OG Cardfight show on YouTube as it was coming out.
MurphEP: This is now a Cardfight show
zellousy: It was a fun plot.
Fanklok: There's always Play it Forward
asthanius: Is This Your Cardfight!! Vanguard
h3rsh3yb4r: is he in a bathrobe over his hoodie?
zellousy: It's a haori.
OhaiMireiya: the fiery passion of a thousand suns!
theamc2000: I need sleep
h3rsh3yb4r: fred schneider
asthanius: Millenium Shack
zellousy: Just saying, Dark Moon Circus best archetype.
theamc2000: That is why they had eyes
ThibbleBird: gotta teach those kids how to read up somehow
Juliamon: classic Japanese keming
OhaiMireiya: team cheerful n fun
MurphEP: Yuki' - sorry I just thought about a cool card I saw
zellousy: 'Representation' like 90%+ of anime characters are neurodivergent.
Fanklok: Is this turning into the yugioh thing of "In this world we solve ALL problems with this one card game that the world economy revolves around"
zellousy: Nah Fanklok, that's not really how Cardfight works.
zellousy: The Cardfight animes are a bit more grounded than that.
zellousy: I've heard really good things about the OverDress anime.
asthanius: It feels like a universe where it's literally just a card game, but the players act like it's a Yu-Gi-Oh world
ThibbleBird: the fingers are raised
Twilight_Spark: He's only becoming more powerful.
Quentoxic: Hey, that is that yu-gi-oh dude
h3rsh3yb4r: @asthanius ah, so just like real life
Fanklok: Except for the part where the cards are real living beings
rosesmcgee: I like the distinction between cheating and poisoning
asthanius: "Okay so this'll be a five round swiss"
zellousy: I mean that's actually smart.
MurphEP: 1
ThibbleBird: rip those poor souls
MurphEP: combined
ThibbleBird: lose off-screen
Twilight_Spark: Masaru 1, Rasen 2.
Twilight_Spark: Damn
zellousy: Open with your weaker players, let the stronger players run anchor.
Twilight_Spark: The way is winning at a children's card game.
MurphEP: Gets em every time
zellousy: Yeah, it's a kinda weird thing from a game theory standpoint, with regards to where to stick players of varying skill in a lineup like that.
zellousy: Ideally your players are close enough in skill that it doesn't actually matter, but ideally you'd want a strong opener and a strong closer.
zellousy: Realistically you'd want*
zellousy: Wait, what the heck is a Ride Deck. I feel old.
Earthenone: i would assume you want weaker openers, so that the better players get more information before their games as they would be better able to use said information
SilverOkamii: yo Wheeler long time fan
SilverOkamii: what are your thoughts on Vanguard
MurphEP: Gun!
MurphEP: Let's go
zellousy: That's one school of thought, Earth. The other is that by bringing out a stronger opener who isn't as reliant on information building, you can secure an early lead that gives you leeway.
lannersong: Vanguard is a way better card game than most people assume. Won me over when friends got me into it
SilverOkamii: I mean as a game in general and I know you may not be able to anwswe this but is it possible to see a Friday Night Paper Fight on this game
lannersong: Would be buying it myself if budget wasn't tight atm
fhorrigan: As someone whose first exposure to this card is this very minute, this is insanity.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is this one of those set ups where you are playing a game where your characters play a game?
lannersong: it's still easier to make a deck and follow than yugi-oh
zellousy: Oh, Lyrical Monastery.
SilverOkamii: @lannersong if you have a switch you can get it really cheap
h3rsh3yb4r: I think this game could have probably done with some tweaks to the localization team
lannersong: @lannersong I do and I will! All i saw was the steam version. Thanks!
gideon_not_graves: Had to eat a bit, but yeah youâre fighting âfriendsâ
MurphEP: Aw hand hold deck
zellousy: Isn't it like 70 bucks on Switch rn?
lannersong: Best card name so far on these streams is still the "Don't overeat!!"
niccus: imagine getting caught looking at anime at work
gideon_not_graves: F is for friends whoe do stuff together
zellousy: Niiiice heal trigger.
SilverOkamii: Honestly I think it be funny to see Beej, Granham, Ben, James play this with you as the like the over viewer of the night
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gideon_not_graves: itâd be funny getting the LRR crew with starter decks
zellousy: There's plenty of things to learn, but the core loop is really simple to make up for it.
gideon_not_graves: the challenge comes down to construction
zellousy: Untap, upgrade, play cards, battle.
gideon_not_graves: but the loop if understandable
gideon_not_graves: is*
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zellousy: Smh not even a Grade 4.
gideon_not_graves: bav doesnât have a grade 4 yet
gideon_not_graves: clap
zellousy: Give the crit to your vanguard then power onto the other yeah.
MurphEP: Nice
gideon_not_graves: by golly, heâs got it
SilverOkamii: as a 10 year vet of the game good calls
SilverOkamii: you can still tal out the rear
zellousy: That was actually something they actively taught in the original show, which was the tutorial I used for my friends back in the day.
gideon_not_graves: when kai was teaching aichi, yes
zellousy: And it's actually my only gripe with OverDress, they don't really teach the game.
SilverOkamii: yeah the first few episodes of the old series and the first remake were good about teaching you and the new skills
zellousy: Otherwise, OD is fantastic.
zellousy: They're MAGIC children.
PandaByName: The power of friendship and song is powerful I guess
SilverOkamii: this nation is full of magically pop starts and singers
gideon_not_graves: I took screenshots of the notes Danji gave Yuyu to get better (attack with VG first) etc
h3rsh3yb4r: me when my opponent plays squirrel scurry oak combo
zellousy: Also yeah that nation is magical idols.
Catastrophil: @SilverOkamii I love magical pop tarts
zellousy: Dragon Empire is 'What if Duel Masters?'
SilverOkamii: if you want a deep history I can give you it
gideon_not_graves: theyâre not animals ben, theyâre âwarbeastsâ
MurphEP: After school, as always
Twilight_Spark: Those are worss
SilverOkamii: But to help you there use to be 24 clans
SilverOkamii: that this nation was one of those clans
zellousy: Just saying, DMC is still best clan.
Slickdog1:
gun 
gideon_not_graves: itâs crazy that this is a nation NOT canon (yet) in overdress
gideon_not_graves: like NO ONE reps Lyrical in the show
SilverOkamii: but when they group a bunch of the clans into there new nations the kept them apart cause honestly they are the money making group the number of alt arts and swim suit are is higher than a hottub stream
gideon_not_graves: NFL CRUNCH? this isnât bruce
lannersong: The drive trigger system is so fun. You see it also in the final fantasy card game but Vanguard is a tighter design all around
zellousy: Tbf nobody in Overdress so far has really fit the themes of Lyrical.
tastymcnuggett: I got to play a game of EDH with the Jitte that you and other Ben signed finally, and the salty levels of me killing their birds and elves have never felt better
SilverOkamii: Will not lie would love to give you a bit of histoy on the game and nations if you ever want it
gideon_not_graves: maybe urara couldâve repâd lyrical
SilverOkamii: maybe sit down and you can ask questions and I can try and fill ing the gabs I have
gideon_not_graves: they used an Overtrigger
zellousy:
50k shield
gideon_not_graves: to block
lannersong: you can only have one with that trigger PER DECK
zellousy: It's an Over Trigger.
SilverOkamii: thats the biggest mistake in the history in the game
SilverOkamii: no it was 50k as a shield
zellousy: I mean yeah, but it's *also* an Over Trigger.
zellousy: 1x per deck.
gideon_not_graves: oh no persona dancing
gideon_not_graves: this might hurt
SilverOkamii: so you need to eat one of these hits to live
zellousy: Hope for no trigger?
SilverOkamii: just hope they donty hit it
zellousy: Guarding the vanguard is correct.
MurphEP: Believe
gideon_not_graves: no trigger
gideon_not_graves: no
MurphEP: Let's go
gideon_not_graves: none
SilverOkamii: lucky
gideon_not_graves: lez gooo
MurphEP: And how does he do it?
lannersong: trigger and drive checks are so damn fun i can't say that enough
MurphEP: I was curious if the drive checks would be interesting or feel like too much randomness after you play for a while
MurphEP: It seems like they add a level of consideration to your blocks, which is cool
zellousy: Drive Checks are really nice actually.
gideon_not_graves: you soul blast to equip but you soul charge on rquip
zellousy: It's a controlled randomness, since you know more or less how many triggers a deck will have.
SilverOkamii: then its just a gun
gideon_not_graves: so itâs free
MurphEP: Yeah that's cool, it's part of the deck building design
SilverOkamii: you can replace the no skill g1 with the skilled one
gideon_not_graves: yeâŚ
lannersong: @MurphEP it really never feels like you get screwed by a drive check or you want to rely on it, at least when I played in paper in the past.
zellousy: Yeah, gotta know when to counterblast, it's a much more finite resource than soul blast.
SilverOkamii: no you could play it just get no skill off it
zellousy: CRITICAL TRIGGER BAYBEE
SilverOkamii: all to the right
gideon_not_graves: on the other dudes
zellousy: It matters if a heal trigger hits.
SilverOkamii: it does matter
SilverOkamii: all to the right side
SilverOkamii: makes the right side harder to guard
SilverOkamii: then you attack with left first
zellousy: Yep, PGuard.
SilverOkamii: to bait out the pg
gideon_not_graves: time to intercept
SilverOkamii: yee they cant
Earthenone: unless they have another PG
SilverOkamii: so they need double heal to live
gideon_not_graves: loot
zellousy: Ye, the crit trigger makes it even harder for them.
gideon_not_graves: BEEG POG
SilverOkamii: thats only one
gideon_not_graves: WAIT
SilverOkamii: they need another
lannersong: Yes
lannersong: YES
SilverOkamii: they lose
zellousy: Yep!
gideon_not_graves: nice
MurphEP: @lannersong that's good to hear, it seems like an interesting mechanic
zellousy: No second heal trigger.
MurphEP: We got there
MurphEP:
jadedhyena: We got the crit
SilverOkamii: how many times have you play this game
lannersong: @MurphEP That moment there is a perfect example
MurphEP: Yep! hahah
SilverOkamii: have you tired the Bruce deck
Juliamon: SilverOkamii We started with it
gideon_not_graves: he started with bruceâŚit wasâŚ
gideon_not_graves: yâknowâŚas expected
lannersong: the pace of vanguard matches are so refreshing
SilverOkamii: the bruce deck was a meta deck for sooooo long
zellousy: Dragon Empire is definitely a great beginner race.
MurphEP: Bruce incited violence
SilverOkamii: and at this stage is
Juliamon: he spent a lot of fake currency on boosters to get the good Bruce and failed
gideon_not_graves: whatâs the matter Yugi Boy?
Juliamon: but it's fine because we got things for this one
MurphEP: Wait, you stole all of her cards?
gideon_not_graves: snort
gideon_not_graves: wipe the nose
Earthenone: i ended up getting this because of the stream, im liking the animal deck and the prison deck myself
SilverOkamii: are you going to be getting the dlc for this game
SilverOkamii: thats your overtrigger
Juliamon: that dragon looks designed to be fuckable
jadedhyena: Got the OT!
gideon_not_graves: an overtrigger for your clan
Xx_JAG_xX: finally i have enough money to pay off my debt!! *immediately runs to cards shop*
gideon_not_graves: lez go
SilverOkamii: your only aloud 1 per deck and yes
zellousy: That's a FANTASTIC OverTrigger.
SilverOkamii: every nation only has one over trigger
zellousy: Stand Overtriggers are amaznig.
SilverOkamii: thats teh good crit
SilverOkamii: and thats a good front
SilverOkamii: basic rule of thumb is that most of the time a skilled card is better than the none skilled one
MurphEP: Nice
Earthenone: lmao
SilverOkamii: lol
MurphEP: Hahahaha
Stevie_T: nailed it
ThibbleBird:
jadedhyena: LOL
CompSciJedi: WAOW
MurphEP: That's so GOOD
niccus: wow wheeler that's so lewd
zellousy: Dra***
ThibbleBird: that's IN THE GAME
SilverOkamii: put an a instead of a U in gun
SilverOkamii: Dragan
Earthenone: i guess we will have to name is dragussy
MurphEP: That's the best shit I've seen all day
betweenmyself: Why not âDraHugeAnimeTiddiesâ?
IzlanntheLion: Just finished a 20hr shift Baby I'm zooted on Vyvanse and Red Bull
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IzlanntheLion: Ready to crash into the pillow
MurphEP:
Get some rest 
MurphEP: Wh
MurphEP: Why
niccus: ah, she's got the classical gas
betweenmyself:
lannersong: I do wish this game had an Arena "full control" button or what not just so you can read the rapid fire cards.
lannersong: It's like getting into modern hearthstone. You blink and everyone is different and you just don't know why
gideon_not_graves: time for catgirl singer
Juliamon: I would say there's no excuse for a game to not let you go play-by-play against AI, but then this game's tutorial was pretty fuckawful too
betweenmyself:
People rushed to get silly names for decks when Keyforge came out. This game got it beat without even having to use procedural generation. 
gideon_not_graves: excuse me what?
RoastedGravy: Are we battling Aichi Sendou yet?
SilverOkamii: well I am going to make dinner. My offer is always open though if you want to know more about the history of Vanguard. Want to ask me question or anything at all please please just let me know I should be in the discord last I check and would love to just talk vanguard with a person taht wants to learn more about the game
SilverOkamii: this deck is strong by the way
SilverOkamii: that your faciing
RoastedGravy:
I gotta ask. Wtf is happening in this game.
SilverOkamii: this deck and restand stuff
zellousy: Eyyyy, heal trigger.
RoastedGravy: Where are the Stride cards?
gideon_not_graves: the decks themselves are confusing. The gameâŚnot really
ThibbleBird: once we peer through the veil of the jargon we shall see the simplicity of it all
RoastedGravy: Where my Rank 4 homies at
RoastedGravy: Er, Grade 4.
SilverOkamii: This deck is just stupid strong
zellousy: Also yeah this particular Lyrical suuuucks to fight.
Slickdog1: Strides don't exist yet in this
RoastedGravy: When do you get to yell "FINAL TURN"?
SilverOkamii: also make sure to call final turn as much as possilble on the turns you think your going to win you get more pack money
SilverOkamii: if you call correctly
gideon_not_graves: really? I just beat the cat girlâŚI mean gently laid to rest⌠the cat girl with bastion prime
SilverOkamii: do it this turn
RoastedGravy: When do we get PSYqualia?
SilverOkamii: they have a big hang
SilverOkamii: hand
SilverOkamii: you need to drain there hand
SilverOkamii: if you wait until next turn then there hand going to be bigger
SilverOkamii: this deck will use that hand to overwelm you
SilverOkamii: your in a rough spot here
gideon_not_graves: I have to also mention this for posterity's sake...she can stop you from using Perfect Guard
SilverOkamii: yeah feels bad
SilverOkamii: your turn over
MurphEP:
ThibbleBird: WUT
Earthenone: over trigger aptly named, your turn is over
SilverOkamii: so the over trigger negs damage
SilverOkamii: and draws them a card when its not tehre turn
gideon_not_graves: so....there ARE arguments that Overtrigger ruins the game...
SilverOkamii: you may have to refight this match\
MurphEP: I believe
RoastedGravy:
SilverOkamii: if you cant tell I spent to much time on this game
MurphEP: We've never lost, we're the protagonist
gideon_not_graves: she stops you from PG
Earthenone: she has 3 crit, better pg
gideon_not_graves: you're...dead....
SilverOkamii: she may be able to shut down the pg
gideon_not_graves: she stops PG's
RoastedGravy: @MurphEP Yeah, tell that to Aichi.
jadedhyena: read her card
SilverOkamii: yeah its over
Earthenone: ohh right song deck is no PG
SilverOkamii: you have to pg here
ThibbleBird:
never read
Slickdog1: you can't PG
gideon_not_graves: yes
RoastedGravy: Imma be real.
zellousy: I don't think Overtrigger *ruins* the game, simply because it's a one off. I think it sucks in the context of this since Over Triggers are essentially the experience of anime cheating in the actual game, but you already actively cheat in this.
gideon_not_graves: she has an ability to STOP PG
RoastedGravy: If you got time, watch the first season of Cardfight Vanguard.
SilverOkamii: one of the decks in this nation does
RoastedGravy: That shit fucking slaps.
RoastedGravy: Low-key.
betweenmyself: Sometimes ya just gotta add one hundred million to a card, because just saying âthis card automatically wins the engagementâ would seem silly
MurphEP: bruh
gideon_not_graves: uh oh
zellousy: Pray for triggers.
SilverOkamii: yeah this is gg
MurphEP: One time OT
ThibbleBird:
wow
SilverOkamii: you no guard and hope for triggers
zellousy: Miracle trigger time.
gideon_not_graves: you gotta commit all the blocks
gideon_not_graves: and hope
gideon_not_graves: Battle = the attack, not the turn
SilverOkamii: if she hits one trigger its over
ThibbleBird: gamble time
SilverOkamii: no jsut go 48
DannyFnLanza: damn arena looks like butt
SilverOkamii: not 53
zellousy: No Trigger is the only real chance yeah.
gideon_not_graves: are you ready for a miracle?
MurphEP: I've never been more ready
gideon_not_graves: oh no
SilverOkamii: you need 2 heals
Gramcracker55: they did not wiff
jadedhyena: F
zellousy: Okay just need a couple heal triggers.
gideon_not_graves: 2 heals or OT and a heal
SilverOkamii: I dont think they whiff in this fight
SilverOkamii: I struggle and its why I run the deck
gideon_not_graves: nope
zellousy: aww.
RoastedGravy: RIP
gideon_not_graves: I believe this time
SilverOkamii: rememebr to call final turn when you think your going to win
MurphEP: This is our redemption arc
SilverOkamii: its at the start of your turn
RoastedGravy: The perfect run is over. #PaveTheSave
gideon_not_graves: *beeep*
ThibbleBird: with the power of censorship on our side, you have no chance!
RoastedGravy: Also, can I say, I like Vanguard's mulligan system.
SilverOkamii: yes same
gideon_not_graves: please don't censor when talking about the catgirl...it sounds way worse than you think
SilverOkamii: and its been the same system I believe all its life
RoastedGravy: Like, if MTG implemented a system like that, I would not complain.
RoastedGravy:
Until there's inevitably a problem with it. THEN I'll complain.
SilverOkamii: wait I think it change once to make it better i
MurphEP: We always retain the right to complain at a later date
SilverOkamii: it use to be return shuffle draw
gideon_not_graves: it's because every card has a use in VG. IMagine having one mulligan and no lands in MTG
SilverOkamii: its now return to bottom draw shuffle
gideon_not_graves: aggro red white equipment, we like those
SilverOkamii: becareful yes a lot of early game is good
ThibbleBird:
there's the heal trigger! finally
SilverOkamii: but that elts them have a come back very fast
ThibbleBird: owwwww
gideon_not_graves: pain
RoastedGravy: "Say my name." [INSERT NAME] "You're goddamn right."
SilverOkamii: thats honestly okay
MurphEP: Always punished
SilverOkamii: see
gideon_not_graves: oh hey
SilverOkamii: sucks you werent at the same damage down side to being the first to attacj
A_Dub888: !findqutoe gun
ThibbleBird: I look forward to the day we use the power of ***
A_Dub888: !findquote gun
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gideon_not_graves: !findquote gun
SilverOkamii: this has also put you in a lower spot for your follow up turns
SilverOkamii: you should clear the rear
gideon_not_graves: I mean...could be worse... we could have an idol ghost
ThibbleBird: same as it ever was
SilverOkamii: yeah vanguard gets harder when you try getting to comp mind set which these bots quickly do
SilverOkamii: she not even using the good songs
SilverOkamii: no your not
gideon_not_graves: EXCUSE ME
gideon_not_graves: EXCUSE ME COMPUTER
lackingsanity: lmao
SilverOkamii: whats that over trigger do
Earthenone: its just power not more crit, did nothing
Gramcracker55: +1m power
gideon_not_graves: so I have bad news for your wheeler...she now has PERMANENT POWER BOOST ON HER TURN
Slickdog1: the Lyrical overtrigger effect lasts the entire game, 10k to all their rearguards
gideon_not_graves: you*
SilverOkamii: oh fuck you right
SilverOkamii: well gg
gideon_not_graves: pain
SilverOkamii: her hand is big try and drain what you can
Slickdog1: but only on their turn, forgot that last part
lordgreybush1: you need spear in deck
gideon_not_graves: who knew fighting idols could be this hard
ThibbleBird: we can use *** ?
SilverOkamii: she going to prosona ride next turn thats going to give the front a plus 20k
gideon_not_graves: also...bringing a gun to a fight with schoolgirls...this is...treading on thin ice
SilverOkamii: yes you do one thing all these deck need to do is PRide
gideon_not_graves: we take what we can get
Juliamon: it's OK, it's not a gun, it's a ***
gideon_not_graves: oh right it's a ***
SilverOkamii: got to learn when the gun needs to be us
gideon_not_graves: the gun a good "finisher", you do final turn with the gun
gideon_not_graves: it's a "win more" type of weapon
ThibbleBird: fear
gideon_not_graves: oh no the IDOL MUSIC is on
SilverOkamii: its okay live this turn call final and win
gideon_not_graves: Fear for your life
lannersong: the lyrical deck music is such a taunt when you lose. it just feels bad
SilverOkamii: its the song ability
Earthenone: you can PG the 33
gideon_not_graves: yes
lannersong: oh i thought it was a tribe thing and not a particular card effect song
SilverOkamii: all the songs have a skill
Earthenone: just cant pg the vanguard
gideon_not_graves: PG the 33 and block the VG
gideon_not_graves: hope for the best
SilverOkamii: no
lannersong: putting all the chips on a heal trigger
SilverOkamii: yes
gideon_not_graves: pain
SilverOkamii: just dont burn yor g3
lannersong: Yui has zero chill
SilverOkamii: us an shield or the g2
gideon_not_graves: clap
SilverOkamii: now the gun maybe good here
ThibbleBird: Clap
gideon_not_graves: Our music this time
MurphEP: Okay here we go
ThibbleBird: it's time! use the ***
SilverOkamii: call the g2 over the g1
MurphEP: Destroy anime once and for all
gideon_not_graves: use ***
lannersong: send mr wheeler our collective strength DBZ style
Earthenone: bah gawd thats ***'s music
SilverOkamii: yee
A_Dub888: JUST! ***!
SilverOkamii: he seeing the line
lannersong: this board state
SilverOkamii: his final image is forming in his mind
gideon_not_graves: C blast baybe
SilverOkamii: he done it he awaken his psyqualia
gideon_not_graves: well...
gideon_not_graves: discard
SilverOkamii: let the power over take you
SilverOkamii: wheeler
KeytarCat: Into the Thames!
gideon_not_graves: the power of *** compels you
gideon_not_graves: WTF
SilverOkamii: yee and no songs
ThibbleBird: fear
MurphEP:
Earthenone: thats a song and a card
gideon_not_graves: oh no
SilverOkamii: thats actual good for you
lannersong: never hated a catgirl more than this one
MurphEP: Stop the music
gideon_not_graves: No PG
SilverOkamii: thats a two pass
ThibbleBird: turn off the radio
SilverOkamii: wooooo
gideon_not_graves: 2 to pass
SilverOkamii: can you feel it
lannersong: phew
SilverOkamii: the power
gideon_not_graves: SHE HAS ANOTHER PG IN HAND
SilverOkamii: your winning image
Gramcracker55: I was half expecting a double trigger there
SilverOkamii: your PSYQUAILA let the planet cray battles take place before you
gideon_not_graves: man the DJ's working over time
SilverOkamii: only once a game can final turn can be called sadly
gideon_not_graves: *CUT THE MUSIC, SWITCH TO THE OTHER TRACK*
SilverOkamii: skil it
Cptasparagus: has anyone figured out how this game works yet?
ThibbleBird: something something play *** ?
lordgreybush1: do u have trickmoon in deck
gideon_not_graves: she has PG
MurphEP: They can't always have it
SilverOkamii: its fine they need 2 heals to win
SilverOkamii: you got this
KeytarCat: @Cptasparagus We have some players in chat, so surely someone has?
MurphEP:
gideon_not_graves: AGAIN!
SilverOkamii: take on the dark power we are offering you
Earthenone: if hellbent
SilverOkamii: yes its the last skill
Gramcracker55: only if it's the last card
SilverOkamii: if they have nothing in hand
Slickdog1: there are good PGs and bad PGs
gideon_not_graves: yes...there are Perfect Guards that cost no card...if hellbent
MurphEP: Please
ThibbleBird: Please please please
SilverOkamii: ggs
gideon_not_graves: prayge
gideon_not_graves: LEZ GOOO
MurphEP: You did it
RoastedGravy: FIRST TRY
ThibbleBird: we are freed from this prison
RoastedGravy:
SilverOkamii: sorry for the back seat gaming
MurphEP: You defeated the evil
ThibbleBird: all thanks to the power of ***
Xx_JAG_xX: ez
Slickdog1: bad PGs have you discard as cost, good PGs have you discard as the effect
Juliamon: Go home, catgirls. You are not welcome here.
gideon_not_graves: Go home and be a family cat !
KeytarCat: @Juliamon Okay đż
MurphEP: What's the matter? You're deck is miserable, kid
KazutoTheXIII: If they have less than two cards in hand, they can pg without the discard
gideon_not_graves: and you instalose
gideon_not_graves: lez gooo
ThibbleBird: lose offscreen?
Juliamon: ???
Xavbull: Did you get OFFSCREENED?
MurphEP: But we can't lose
ThibbleBird: OFFSCREENED BABY
PharaohBender27:
Earthenone: lost in finals offscreen
Juliamon: that's SO RUDE
ThibbleBird: THE REWARD WE WERE WAITING FOR
Slickdog1: perfect win streak ruined
DeM0nFiRe:
thraximore: smh my head
MurphEP: That's - that's impossible
wiigamer1995:
ThibbleBird: congrats and beating this stupid schoolgirl now lose offscreen idiot
MurphEP: But we destroyed anime
Xavbull: Running to the LGS to despair gamble
Twilight_Spark: Off screen and not conveyed very clearly either.
betweenmyself: Loss omitted for clarity.
SilverOkamii: packs of 10 are the best to open
Juliamon: Spear?
jadedhyena: spear
KeytarCat: They made you win two to unlock getting
Slickdog1: the spear
SilverOkamii: spear
A_Dub888: Benjamin "Blinded by Rage" Wheeler
ThibbleBird: sooo what did we learn today
Earthenone: the only thing to spear is spear itself
SilverOkamii: if you want just those then open the packs with the spear
MurphEP:
Thank you for stream! This month was so fun
SilverOkamii: glad I caught it
Juliamon: Feb is a short month AND you lost a week to MagicCon, this game deserves another stream
SilverOkamii: I just want to give you guys the history
MurphEP: Yeah this deserves more screentime
MurphEP: An additional show
SilverOkamii: also please please please please play some vanguard on Friday Night Paper Fight
ThibbleBird: Vanguard Season 2
Earthenone: then the swimsuit cards would be apropriate!
SilverOkamii: like if you want decks I can send decks
SilverOkamii: god no its not 80 bucks fun
SilverOkamii: and I spent 80 bucks on it
Earthenone: are you bringing in consultants again?
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benjamin_wheeler: !patreon
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Earthenone: !schedule
gideon_not_graves: nice matches ben. Have good one
Dalouer: my question is, did they do the arm thing while they battled each other.. you know, to be authentic
DeM0nFiRe:
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