airylan: !badadvice
LRRbot: Bake your sword into a loaf of french bread.
Diabore: !goodadvice
LRRbot: Don't listen to some bot in Twitch chat...
TehAmelie: no, i think it's correct about that bad advice
TheSpindash: !findquote advice
LRRbot: Quote #7788: "My advice on that is warped by playing magic." —Cameron, on the playability of a magic card [2021-09-24]
TehAmelie: if you want to smuggle a weapon into prison, a sword baked into a baguette is probably too obvious
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: another box, and in that box is another box which I mailed to myself. And when it arrives, I'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!
ihlendrax: Hammer time!
Diabore: yall got your cans of glurp ready?
DarkMorford: GLURP
MAPBoardgames: In the center box is a flea which used to be the protagonist
Darleysam: camel urp super glurp camel urp super glurp camel urp super glurp
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Favre_the_Undead: 'lo
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albatros064: grink more dlurp, i say
TehAmelie: camelurp slupergup no wait
SaxPython: @TehAmelie VoteYea KomodoHype VoteYea
Fruan: Derp! That! Glurp!
laikagoat: zoeySip glurp slurpin zoeySip
jedi_master_zll: !findquote drink
LRRbot: Quote #184: "Daytime drinking takes a lot of effort. You have to drink just enough to coast." —Graham [2015-04-30]
BigDaddyBland87: time to drink some glurp
mtvcdm: I love that this game that you can very often find on sale for 99 cents has become such a beloved and highly anticipated game around here. Who needs $70 AAA titles.
TehAmelie: hey, i got Dark Souls on sale for five bucks and i'm probably close to 5000 hours into that
mtvcdm: Best dollar LRR ever spent
MAPBoardgames: Remember: you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.
Manae: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Drink More Glurp) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (0s ago).
BigDaddyBland87: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Stoffern: I don't know what glurp is
SymphonicLolita: lrrARROWS lrrSIG
SaxPython: MorphinTime
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
airylan: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
They_Are_Alyx: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
IbunWest: lrrSIG merlekSnerle lrrSIG
MAPBoardgames: lrrSIG duskvBeer lrrSIG
Manae: lrrSIG lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrSIG
TehAmelie: whoa
laikagoat: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
TemporallyAwry: lrrSIG on the dot lrrSIG
Riandisa: xivCactuar xivCactuar xivCactuar
GhostValv: amazonTasteTheRainbow amazonTasteTheRainbow amazonTasteTheRainbow
jedi_master_zll: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
SymphonicLolita: time to Glurp More Drink!
irenrose: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrARROWS lrrARROWS lrrARROWS
paronomasiac042: GLURP!
irenrose: lrrDOTS lrrHEART lrrARROW
eric_christian_berg subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 60 months, currently on a 60 month streak!
eric_christian_berg: Woohoo! Five years, baby!
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MAPBoardgames: seabatNogood
TheAinMAP: Signal.
matthaus_c: but *how* is glurp
Radyin: !quote 3114
LRRbot: Quote #3114: "I am not drinking from Ian's electric unicorn." —Cameron [2016-08-05]
GredGredmansson: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a family stream.
laikagoat subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 30 months!
laikagoat: zoeySip slurpa da glurpa zoeySip
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TemporallyAwry: Also - just finished Spice8Rack's new video, and wow was that a trip.
Drasvin: Glurp!
mendokusai_jamesdean: axialTalon axialTalon axialTalon axialTalon
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: IM HERE FOR GLURP
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Crossing the Streams! Tonight it is imperative that we Drink more Glurp! Why? No one knows! 📷 ||
Stoffern subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 113 months!
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GredGredmansson: oh dang perfect timing
SpaceBattery: glurp time!!!!!!
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GredGredmansson: I'm filling out a "favorite pokemon" thing right now so this'll be good BGM
Radyin: Has Alex Glurped before
fastlane250: G L U R P
irenrose: @TemporallyAwry Oh you, I am putting off watching it till morning because I wanted to catch this stream
SymphonicLolita: I hope my dinner finishes cooking in the next 3 minutes
TemporallyAwry: @irenrose I cheated a bit and watched it at x3 to have time :'D
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TemporallyAwry: I'll have to rewatch it again tomorrow.
lamina5432: evening
SaxPython: Is this alex's first enGLURPening?
Jvetting83 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 13 months, currently on a 13 month streak!
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Pteraspidomorphi: Arms? Legs? No, glurp.
Lizardman175: @Radyin pretty sure he has
Dillatont subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 53 months, currently on a 53 month streak!
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iiieye subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 62 months!
iiieye: Trying to avoid thinking about something, so thanks for being around
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irenrose: @TemporallyAwry That's fair, but also, your making me wayyy to hyped for it
jedi_master_zll: !findquote glurp
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
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hatboozeparty: lrrSHINE
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matthaus_c: you must find the glurp inside yourself
TemporallyAwry: @irenrose it lives up to the hype KPOPheart
Nuha: Glurp!!!
Fantusta: GLRRP
Pteraspidomorphi: There's no audio yet, right?
wordmogul subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 51 months!
wordmogul: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
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Two_Hats: Just in time for glurp
Mortimew: *gets crushed by ad-valanche*
baskwalla: Glurrrrrrrrrrrp
Pteraspidomorphi subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 59 months!
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BigDaddyBland87: @Pteraspidomorphi it's quiet for me
kruudelis subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 114 months!
kruudelis: *pounds on table* Glurp! Glurp! Glurp!
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irenrose: Glurp on wayne
WriterRaven: I am here for the Glurpening!
Drasvin: The silent glurp is the deadliest
adambomb625: Glurp Time!
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matthaus_c: !findquote silent
LRRbot: Quote #1713: "Staying silent for an hour is something I do for hours at a time." —Cameron [2016-02-04]
LostThePirate: Glurp! Glurp! Glurp!
TemporallyAwry: !searchfortreasure
LRRbot: You find: a Gem!
baskwalla: Always watch your back for sneak glurp
TemporallyAwry: Darn was hoping for a potion :D
paronomasiac042: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: 25 pounds of quickly rotting fruit
OldManJohnsonMB: Drink MORE Glurp? I just finished my last bowl
kusinohki: GLURP!!
kusinohki: playfr3Hello
iarethel0ser: There's always room for glurp.
CururuGuasu: There’s always room for Glurp
Davlenagain: no sound?
TemporallyAwry: Mic 5!
BigDaddyBland87: no sound?
mtvcdm: No audi?
SAJewers: muted?
tidehollowcat: no sound
azidbern95 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 59 months!
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They_Are_Alyx: Intro is muted
Driosenth: audio?
Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : Friends, join me now in exploring the human body's maximum GLURP capacity!
DigitalSeahorse: Wish me luck keeping food and pain meds down pls
lirazel64 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 41 months!
lirazel64: This is a non-Prime prime sub.
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OldManJohnsonMB: The Glurp has taken away my sound
hatboozeparty: Help, im deaf
ghyllnox: No sound here either
SquidVorb: Mooted
paronomasiac042: we're gonna do this again!
irenrose: You just need to overcharge your glurp organ
SymphonicLolita: woo my chicken nuggies are done just on time
niccus: oh i thought i accidentally left the bluetooth headset on
IbunWest: All the audio has been glurped
Drasvin: Intro is muted for me
Orxolon: i'm listening the intro in my head :D
Tempest2097: Oh thank god I was worried it was on my end
stevestein: It's Crossing the Streams Quietly
tidehollowcat: @DigitalSeahorse lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
TehAmelie: wouldn't worry about it until someone tries to speak
fjordsword: same
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: the Glurp took my ears!
BigDaddyBland87: and reset
mtvcdm: Trying this again!
KaleidoscopeMind: i guess it is up to us to make the glurp sounds
Drasvin: lrrFINE
RealGamerCow: The elusive Graham Garruk Beard
jedi_master_zll: lrrFINE
Phailhammer: lrrFINE
Twilight_Spark: Oh, I just screwed with my sound options for a good 20s before looking at chat.
DigitalSeahorse: Intro mute
AveryCorvus: My ads were also muted so I thought it was me
BigDaddyBland87: lrrFINE
Heckhoundbolt: I thought it odd there was no audio during the 5 minute countdown
wordmogul: Take 2! We’ll get there!
TheAinMAP: lrrFINE
NimrodXIV: first game's sponsor is earplugs
matthaus_c: everything is glurp
Tempest2097: WOO SOUND
JerryEris: There we go
NotCainNorAbel: sound
GhostValv: it good now
mtvcdm: There we go
bubba0077: I thought it was weird there was no Big Giant Circles, but then no audio on intro too
LostThePirate: Take 2!
djalternative: Everyone back to Ones
Davlenagain: sound
LordZarano: SingsNote Do-over do-over!
lamina5432: sound
RealGamerCow: we glurpin
TemporallyAwry: Bleep Bloop
Fantusta: I hear the glrrp!
Heckhoundbolt: there we go
ArcLightningCanuck: sound!
paronomasiac042: ooo, glurpy
BigDaddyBland87: hey there we go
SquidVorb: SOUND!
micalovits: Glurp music!
Fruan: bloop!
ghyllnox: Sounds good
They_Are_Alyx: Glurp sounds!
LostThePirate: Doot doot
KaleidoscopeMind: blooop
lirazel64: Tiptoing across the strea.... there we are.
Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : Bloop
ah_fantastico: Yay!
hatboozeparty: Glurporious!
tidehollowcat: Auditory sensations!
SymphonicLolita: [glurp]
DigitalSeahorse: There's game sound
land_manatee: There's that gloopy sound
Spanked42: Thank goodness for the intros. Good way to figure out if audio is working or not lol
Orxolon: mic 5?
SubatomicAura: Glurp!
Drasvin: Sound get nakateGet
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: it's glurps McKenzie!
Tempest2097: We are Go for GLURP
laikagoat: zoeyRave zoeyRave zoeyRave
ButButTheJesus: ohai folks, is it time to Glurp it up?
Fanklok: We get signal
MurphEP subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 23 months!
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lithopseffect subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 47 months, currently on a 47 month streak!
lithopseffect: 7 years or something, i don't know <3
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irenrose: Please glurp into the mic sir
DigitalSeahorse: katesJam
Rytel: You can't handle this much Glurp!
TheDailyMapleSyrup: GLURP!!!!!
nyperold: Main screen turn on
xythrogar subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 26 months!
xythrogar: let's get glurpy!
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paronomasiac042: my favorite part of 'Drink More Glurp' is when Glurp says "it's glurpin' time" and glurps all over the place
zimmercj subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 71 months, currently on a 20 month streak!
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Lumb3rj4ck subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 87 months!
Lumb3rj4ck: home sick, but at least i can drink more glurp LIVE sergeHolyMoly
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Alas_Babylon: !advice
LRRbot: Destroy gender.
ButButTheJesus: @paronomasiac042 :D
drfox17: o/ frands
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown glurp FBtouchdown
They_Are_Alyx: Hell yeah LRRBot
DigitalSeahorse: Bweh tootGulp
snikerony subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months!
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GhostValv: amazonPumpkinDance
ihlendrax: I wonder if we’ll ever find glurp in the box….
SaxPython: KomodoHype
IbunWest: abatJAM
Fanklok: First try
MAPBoardgames: duskvBang
NightValien28: YEAAAAAAAH
frogomb: GLURP!
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forestfieldforestfield: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
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Ivalenz_: dwjftDj
ChaoticObserver: Friends, let us Glurp
Mortimew: katesJam katesPride katesJam
airylan subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 13 months!
airylan: GLUUUURP!
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CastleOtranto subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 115 months!
CastleOtranto: Drinkin' dat GLURP!
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matthaus_c: benginDance
TemporallyAwry: This intro is such a delightful snapshot of it's time.
Orxolon: so you are saying the masked guy Ian lifts is Graham!?
damn_i_am_pretty: ah, Glurp the only soft drink that drinks you
red_shoes_jeff subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 61 months, currently on a 61 month streak!
red_shoes_jeff: I could really go for some tasty, tasty Glurp right now...
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SaxPython: FBtouchdown
matthaus_c: IT GLURPS
Kramburger: JLURP
DigitalSeahorse: tootGulp tootGulp tootGulp
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
emberBecky: \o/
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Glurp!
underhill33: FBtouchdown
paronomasiac042: Steve Jobs?!
eric_christian_berg: Hipster Graham!
JerryEris: Glurp? How delightful!
TehAmelie: hiya!
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLove
SnackPak_: wooo
MAPBoardgames: Moar color! Less taste!
mtvcdm: !discord
LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here:
kusinohki: random thought - how long before LRR is forced to reshoot this intro becasue no one recognizes the wii mote??
fastlane250: ah, there's the G L U R P
SnackPak_: hi Paul
A_Dub888: Beej "Savaged in Discord" Dery
mtvcdm: !patreon
LRRbot: 2656 patrons for a total of $20,946.13 per month.
matthaus_c: wait which discord
drfox17: i love these CTS with everyone on the couch! I appreciate the effort to move the couch to the stage!
Crumpler64 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 46 months!
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EvilBadman: Can't believe G already ate that sausage
Nigouki: now we have to figure out WHICH discord
Scarbble: glurrrrrrrp!
Fanklok: @kusinohki they've been meaning to resort it for years
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public_key_reveal_party: My sub is out of the awkward teen months now
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Alas_Babylon: Beej "Brendan "Brian "Brian Kibler" Kibler" Dery" Dery
paronomasiac042: get thee to a punnery!
damn_i_am_pretty: Ian said the phrase "soft meat" and I'm scared
niccus: is that like setting a fox in a chicken coop?
gualdhar: Nunneries get awfully horny
drfox17: during FF12?
Kramburger: Historically speaking, sending a horney person to a nunnery has NEVER worked out
RealGamerCow: insert that priest/nun/gate painting here
EvilBadman: For chat: I was referencing the go live tweet
Tempest2097: I would go to a chill nunnery
Diabore: strap in if you havent seen this before
red_shoes_jeff: I... don't think "nunnery" means what you think it means.
LostThePirate: Glurp! Glurp! Glurp!
MAPBoardgames: 7 if Paul plays
drfox17: @niccus .... i wouldn't know anything about that
Alness49: Brendon "Beej" "Mother Superior"
Tempest2097: But it would have to be REAL chill
paronomasiac042: the Shakespearean "nunnery" was probably a whorehouse
nyperold: I drink all this Glurp just for the decoder ring, and when I decoded the message, it was just "Drinki More Glurp!".
matthaus_c: nunneries are just lesbian communes waiting to happen
Simonark: Nunnery was, in Shakespeare's time, a euphemism for.. not a convent.
BlackIsis: @Kramburger That depends what you mean by worked out!
squ3e: i feel like thats more a punishment for a bad nunnery
Alas_Babylon: tl;dr for chat: Imagine if the Olympics were run by aliens and sponsors modified the rules
Blakemcm: so many blurp dlurp sounds
Rytel: You can
mtvcdm: It's not possible to be an expert in Glurp. It's possible to think you are, though.
LarkSachrosis subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 77 months!
LarkSachrosis: Gluuuuuuurp!
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squ3e: "read your scriptures, or the beej will show up!'
tidehollowcat: Go to the nunnery, burn it down, and rescue your girlfriend like Julie d'Aubigny
mtvcdm: As always, first game is unsponsored.
Rytel: You can't be an expert in Glurp, you can only fail more often
nweasel subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 8 months!
nweasel: Gluuuuurp!
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matthaus_c: complete with corporate sponsors
NightValien28: there's lore??
ButButTheJesus: "SPOARURTS
thunderbird32 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 64 months!
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Alas_Babylon: How the game be do
matthaus_c: glurp has thick lore
GredGredmansson: more backstory rather than Lore @NightValien28
SymphonicLolita: Glorep
AnderKryst: Cheer500 glurp!
GredGredmansson: I think it's on the game's website
red_shoes_jeff: This event brought to you by: GRA lrrHAM
niccus: do the olympics ever give you the lore? i don't think so
korvys: Environmental storytelling
Sogheim subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 38 months!
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A_Dub888: "Is the those SPARTS the kids are into?" - Glurp Aliens probably
matthaus_c: paratext rules
Kramburger: I'm surprised Ian isn't into Dark Souls for that reason
Ivalenz_: kivaSip
RealGamerCow: "are you winnin, glurp?"
neisan2112: Made it here for GLURP!!!
Sarah_Serinde: !what
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Bugberry: I unironically love media with other media that enhances it.
flouncy_magooo: You have to read the manga to get the whole plot
Kramburger: WOW Paul, not cool man
SaxPython: omg. I was going to say QWOP-like. But QWOP came out in 2008. NotLikeThis
pn55 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 26 months!
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neisan2112: LMOA IAN
TheAwkes subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 89 months!
TheAwkes: This many!
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Solamith: QWOPlike
SymphonicLolita: new age QWOP
Pteraspidomorphi: Arm!
drfox17: analog stick qwop!
betweenmyself: So… Thirsty… Also delicious fluids for imbibing exist! riffYeti
matthaus_c: GLURPline
Mazrae: made it just in time
Saintnex: arms, hence the grabbing
Rytel: Two arms controlling your small orb child
damn_i_am_pretty: it sounds easier than it is
MerrimanLyon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 77 months, currently on a 77 month streak!
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TehAmelie: yep, it's pretty much analog QWOP
OldManJohnsonMB: 'Just' hurdles
thunderbird32: "Just"
ah_fantastico: Looking very Run DMC
vensers_lab_tech: wheelerPeel wheelerPeel wheelerPeel Thank the lord Ive been absolutely parched for glurp
Bugberry: awkward start, middle and end.
mtvcdm: Without a sponsor this is rough.
DigitalSeahorse: 2
JadedCynic: some species on earth can grab with their feet; don't restrict your thinking
niccus: how many naps did the guy take
korvys: Like Titus O'Neil
MAPBoardgames: 20 sec. solid start
Saintnex: you can also see those slightly creepy vestigial legs
MostExcellentHat subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 35 months!
MostExcellentHat: lrrHAM
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Sarah_Serinde: We can see their tiny feet nubbins though
matthaus_c: can I set a long distance running record by launching myself out of a cannon towards the finish
Tempest2097: A fine shufflecat indeed
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bubba0077: Cue Alan Rickman: "Could you try not to hit Every. Single. One?"
Malkmaven1176: GLURP!!!
TehAmelie: it's like that time Battle Angel Alita killed that guy while clinically dead
OldManJohnsonMB: Ian has been practicing off-stream!
Chatstone subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 55 months!
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SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
SaxPython: new meta
thunderbird32: Slick
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDok
Rytel: More seconds but less concussions
EricTheOrange: ian trying to play the game like an actual person would rather than just running through the hurdles
AgentRaz subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 72 months!
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Darleysam: Hoppy Jumpums had the best blues album of 1968 don't @ me
ButButTheJesus: Tiny Brown Thing-Taker?
DrBatman0: Y'all remember the time Ian pioneered the "ONLY DIAGONALS" control scheme for running? It was a lot like that
mishrasbauble: glrrp!
DigitalSeahorse: Oh shit i forgot my popsicle
EricTheOrange: That was matt I think
SymphonicLolita: styple points
GhostValv: o7
SymphonicLolita: style even
ArisuGunplaSFW: Beej gets style poits
A_Dub888: "Oh, we've cracked it." "Oh, my character cracked"
Spanked42: wait...are those...
Heckhoundbolt: How did Graham do so well?
DrBatman0: can we get a channel points bet going?
Tempest2097: Beej has it on artistic points..
TheAwkes: Or the other rocket one where everyone went, ducking and dodging things until someone just tucked into a tiny ball and motored straight through.
elkae: they're tiny appendages, definitely not balls hanging down
Spanked42: OH are those just short legs?
OldManJohnsonMB: Beej's controller has been moulded to his hands and/or ass
rasterscan: Gambling!
Heckhoundbolt: @Spanked42 yes
matthaus_c: fuck yeah it's been at least a week since I lost all my points
drfox17: betting? I'M IN
Scarbble: jambling!
Mischievous_Catgeist: im in
A_Dub888: @rasterscan I'm in!
Orxolon: Gambling?I'm in!
OldManJohnsonMB: I have 441.2k points to waste on useless gambling!
Tempest2097: I thought those were their reproductive organs
lord_wertornion: I am not even allowed here in the netherlands to bet the fake money
Fruan: I think their hips are just higher than their shoulders
Heckhoundbolt: Oh that is even funnier Heather
Ryuzicohn28: It is what happens when you skip leg day too much.
WriterRaven: Jambling? I'm in!
matthaus_c: maybe they're reproductive in nature
Mischievous_Catgeist: i play winning hand
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: is it just me or for the animations look smoother?
Kramburger: Reinforcing Drawfee lore that the gays are God's Perfect Gamers
DAC169: I heard ya'll had some Glurp for chat to drink rooSip
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niccus: i gotta say, concussion run doesn't have good odds of becoming an olympic sport
DrBatman0: Glurp is such a wholesome game. It can take 10 minutes to come around to your turn, and you can completely whiff it and still not be frustrated.
electra310: I just got here, can't tell if audio is fuzzy or if my computer is potatoing.
bv310: Oh hot dog, more GLRRP
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micalovits: Pretty sure it locks to one controller at a time
red_shoes_jeff: Traction might be helpful, here.
DrBatman0: Thanks Paul for your (as always) great work on tech!
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niccus: swimming is a bold strategy on land
bv310: (I stole it off Ritchards in Mod Slack >.>)
Heckhoundbolt: Cheer100
JadedCynic: Remember, they're basing this 'ritual' they've watched recordings of that we sent out into space (either via radio transmission or via probe) - maybe they don't *actually* have legs, but wear pants with vestigial pantslegs to emulate 'the high priests' they saw? :)
LoadingReadyRun: @electra310 no sound issues that I can hear
SaxPython: majestic
Welbog: I am here to drink glurp until there is no more glurp
ArisuGunplaSFW: The little ALX hops were really cute
JadedCynic: and it moves
Saintnex: oh.... HECK
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Heckhoundbolt: ITS DELIVERY
JadedCynic: oh NO
A_Dub888: WHEELS?
kusinohki: I have bad news - I'm out of chicken nuggets... *cry*
ArcLightningCanuck: flying is really hard
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunFoam
matthaus_c: benginOh benginHeck
electra310: Well then I'm gonna reboot, don't do anything super funny while I'm gone. :D
mtvcdm: Oh this layout looks like an asshole
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Malkmaven1176: Oh no
Garfman314: can't grab, moving zone, damn
OldManJohnsonMB: This should be about as easy as flapping to fly in real life
SquareDotCube: AIR MAIL
Kramburger: If I may: Flappy Nerd
GredGredmansson: very carefully
DrBatman0: @JadedCynic Maybe we need the devs to weigh in on this like with the beans for Fall Guys with the anatomical drawing...
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DAC169: I mean, would you all prefer explosive hands? aipShrug
Mazrae: be the amazon drone
Kramburger: IAN
matthaus_c: milk leggies
Spanked42: I'm just glad I'm not the only one that thought they were balls
SaxPython: something something something cloaca
micalovits: OH dear, that is not a lot of time
Saintnex: G really struggling with the flying bit there
fastlane250: goose egg
matthaus_c: I have a feeling 0 will be the average score here
zimmercj: "Going south fast"
Tempest2097: Oh this is gonna be good
DrBatman0: ignore the wings, and pretend that you're running anyway
Rourke9: i wonder if big boxes are more points
Fanklok: Classic put the thing in the thing
Spanked42: Not with that attitude, paul
Rytel: Oh this is gonna be an Adam Getting One (1) Can Moment
JadedCynic: this even MIGHT have been easier without the handicap of the 'wings'
frogomb: 6 way tie at 0 inc
Heckhoundbolt: did we set up a gamble?
Heckhoundbolt: on who would win?
OldManJohnsonMB: Can one throw a can?
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! How goes the Glurping?
saucemaster5000: 30 seconds for 0 points is a very short time to get to 0 face
TehAmelie: my home planet needs me, so to speak
matthaus_c: Icarus wept
ChaoticObserver: "Going South, Fast"
DrBatman0: Actually... maybe not laser arms or booster arms. Has anyone seen either of those with "put things in box" levels?
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ChaoticObserver: Awesome tagline
LarkSachrosis: Bonus point for going up Horner
Malkmaven1176: A score of 1 will win this event
SaxPython: Full afterburner
flatluigi: you have to have your arms at full extension to fly
korvys: You fly more when your arms are out (joysticks pushed out)
matthaus_c: impressive dance moves if nothing else
elkae: G gets to go "see???" for each turn now
airylan: full set of DNFs I see
Spanked42: Go Heather, I believe
niccus: speak for yourself
DrBatman0: I have a great respect for these zero scores. It's not the 80's anymore, we don't go around grabbing cans like that
micalovits: Birds aren't real anyway
ArcLightningCanuck: wiggle the arm that's pointed in the direction you want to go to move forward
Fanklok: Birds were a mistake
Tempest2097: See I heard Aristotle say otherwise
Kramburger: No That's Not Why...
ArisuGunplaSFW: You could be emus, ostriches or penquins or kiwis
Manwichcannon: There may be other reasons too
Alex_Frostfire: If I was a bird I would simply grab things with my feet.
mtvcdm: !addquote (Ian) [now] This is why none of us are birds.
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matthaus_c: curse this mammalian lineage
Bugberry: man was not meant to fly for this reason
red_shoes_jeff: Notorious B O N E
TehAmelie: well, we seem to have "going left" figured out
squ3e: graham, 'dense bones' lrr
DrBatman0: Put your arms at NW and SE and 'flap'
elkae: easier said than done, this one
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Octo
jellybean57: i'd like to get Graham's thoughts on whether this game is the one time when the Corporate Memphis artstyle is is appropriate
Saintnex: oooooh, HECK yea
ArisuGunplaSFW: LMAOOO
mtvcdm: There you go
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
SaxPython: #Gaming
fastlane250: OOOHHHH
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
OldManJohnsonMB: He is actively gaming!
Heckhoundbolt: lrrSIG
frogomb: !!!!
grometty: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
niccus: i guess your movement power is tied to how out your arms are
LarkSachrosis: Actively Gaming
niccus: like wings
matthaus_c: big gaming
Blakemcm: activate gamer mode
Spanked42: He's doing it very carefully
SquareDotCube: !birb
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Fanklok: Ok what does Matt have that the others dont?
rasterscan: Ian forgets everything abou this game after each time he plays.
TheAinMAP: FBtouchdown
OldManJohnsonMB: 2!
GhostValv: dunked :O
airylan: 2! a wizard!
matthaus_c: two?! overachiever
Scarbble: well done
rasterscan: Congrats Matt!
Scy_Anide: Wow, dunked it
fastlane250: the 2 flex
grometty: Matt out here styling on everyone
SpaceBattery: He's gaming!!!!!
electra310: GOAT
elkae: champion birder
LarkSachrosis: vargBulk
DrBatman0: Matt est best can grabber
electra310: The second one was just a flex
properlyfish: that first point was so clean
ArisuGunplaSFW: ALX is tickling the boxes
Saintnex: also looks like you can angle your arms to fly in a certain direction from the instructions?
Stoffern: Does Matt have experience being a bird?
DrBatman0: not sure a blindold would be a great detriment
elkae: think of it as garbage day, Alex!
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matthaus_c: rewarded!
DAC169: Matt's secretly a birb! rooBirb
Heckhoundbolt: uh oh
Tempest2097: Glurp has chosen violence today
DrBatman0: Body Bungee? In this economy?
Dog_of_Myth: Just vibin
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL
SnackPak_: lrrFRUMP
SaxPython: clip?
underhill33: lewd
elkae: uhhhhh
public_key_reveal_party: dats good asmr
fastlane250: well that's a sound
red_shoes_jeff: !sir
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matthaus_c: if I body Bungie I don't get any more Destiny
Fanklok: Graham stop fucking the starting box
Fantusta: I need a GLRRPdult
lucky_gal: he's a maniac
DrBatman0: sick beat. Waitfor the drop...
Nukified: bouncing is our life now
flatluigi: garry's mod noises
OldManJohnsonMB: He's going to hit the brown note
Spanked42: bouncy balls
theinvisiblevoice: play sandstorm!
matthaus_c: GLRRPfruit
TemporallyAwry: Solo Travel Japan LuvSign
SymphonicLolita: engine Bad
EricTheOrange: when 2 object fight over a Z plane is source engine
Welbog: Get more radians!
EricTheOrange: wow that catually worked
Duwani1: Graham is representing his inner Steve Jobs today
matthaus_c: Pat Sajak's job is so much harder than I thought
shurtal: 1.21 gigameters
red_shoes_jeff: 1.21 JIGGAWATTS!?
Mazrae: did he suplex it?
Alex_Frostfire: I feel there's a potential strategy here...
Garfman314: the measurements are definitely rotations
LordZarano: Grab floor?
OldManJohnsonMB: Can it go into negatives?
elkae: like that
micalovits: Can you like... Grab the ground on the left and turn it with your other arm?
JadedCynic: case in point
TehAmelie: so mean you can go backwards
gideon_not_graves: ...I ....looking at?
OldManJohnsonMB: Can't go into negatives, despite Ian's best efforts
TheWriterAleph: top o the glurp to ye Twitch chat
matthaus_c: @micalovits you sure can try :)
fastlane250: there's one that allows negative, IIRC
SaxPython: 2nd place!
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Rytel: 0.20 is not 0
Alas_Babylon: @gideon_not_graves Olympic-style minigames ran by aliens that think sponsors are what makes games work
JadedCynic: beej is kicking the cog teeth :)
TehAmelie: impressive leaning there
EricTheOrange: better than a DNF
fastlane250: are you beej body ready?
SaxPython: the calm meta
mwlsn: Ian, I have a great idea for the next DB button Kappa
matthaus_c: everyone wants a beej body
EricTheOrange: BBR Beej Body Radiation
Alness49: Is Been Body Xtreme anything like a Wonder core?
RealGamerCow: and sponsored by Wonder Core
flatluigi: sounds like a LRR bit
public_key_reveal_party: clearly it's an aftermarket wondercore
EricTheOrange: Did Ian just create a LRL segment?
ArisuGunplaSFW: so sad
flatluigi: LRL*
drfox17: i assumed Beej Body would require some lotion or sunscreen?
TehAmelie: imagine how easy this would be with a normal human body
callmesteppinrazor: YAY! DRINK MORE GLURP!
jedi_master_zll: Yank it turn wise!
callmesteppinrazor: I love these streams! :)
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rasterscan: No
micalovits: Oh no!
rasterscan: Nooooooooo
Rourke9: bruuutal
ArisuGunplaSFW: you hate to see it boys
TheAinMAP: mattlrHeck
Heckhoundbolt: It has all come undone
matthaus_c: how the turntables
elkae: it's no boxes in jello, is the thing
Spanked42: flew too high my son
Spanked42: or too wild I'm not sure which
ArisuGunplaSFW: Ohhh ALX is using his grab!
elkae: so good at cranking it!
elkae: u
elkae: um
JadedCynic: yay!
red_shoes_jeff: ALAX!
mtvcdm: Oh this one
jedi_master_zll: The movie Crank would have been much better if had been just this.
SaxPython: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Heckhoundbolt: oh no
underhill33: sorta like rockets
Tempest2097: Exactly what they sound like
micalovits: Exacctly what you think they are
Saintnex: Oh, this will be wierd... or funny
matthaus_c: foot bombs are exactly what they sound like
mtvcdm: If you make a hard impact, they'll explode
DrBatman0: send foot bomb pics pls
LurkerSpine: wait, do glurp people have 4 legs?
DiscordianTokkan: I guess they have fuses
RealGamerCow: But it's not immediate
Alas_Babylon: They hvae two enormous arms and two stubby legs
mtvcdm: It's etiquette training. Teaches you the hard way to walk gracefully
SymphonicLolita: N Y O O M
mtvcdm: UM
Tempest2097: @LurkerSpine Again, pretty sure those are reproductive
TheAinMAP: Whoa!
rasterscan: Ahahahaha
SaxPython: KomodoHype KomodoHype KomodoHype
Tempest2097: HOLY CRAP
DAC169: aipGIGA
Alas_Babylon: That happened in a microsecond
JadedCynic: "ettiquette training" - WALK SOFTLY
Scy_Anide: Sick cheats Beej
Spanked42: LOL
Mazrae: calm down beej
zagman505: PogChamp
elkae: what a contrast
grometty: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
Snowcookies: wow
Dog_of_Myth: SPEED
A_Dub888: Beej with the Boomie Zoomies
fastlane250: NYOOM
Rourke9: hooooly
TemporallyAwry: Cool Glurpian run away faster than explosions
jedi_master_zll: benginDab
TehAmelie: that must have shattered the 60 yard dash record
Fantusta: gotta go fast
NightValien28: Beej goes fast
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: holy shit beej
Pheonix888: Alien Games!
JadedCynic: stay being excited Beej - it works for you
Bugberry: these dogs are barking
KeytarCat: Go off on impact. You're supposed to step lightly, because etiquette school!
7gorobei: yoloympics
ArisuGunplaSFW: Now Ian gets to start ALX's turns
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Brozard: Glurrrrrrrp
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SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
elkae: the perfect couple
Kelderan: Holy how
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs CurseLit lunarj1Fangs
matthaus_c: this school tries to teach me etiquette but instead just makes me go HAM
Heckhoundbolt: Our sponsor today encourages apeshit behavoir
OldManJohnsonMB: Welcome to Apeshit Academy
mtvcdm: The delicate and cautious Dery household
Rytel: Beej and Heather, LRR's explosive power couple
saberpilot: <3
SnackPak_: sergeHolyMoly
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
Brozard: WOW
DiscordianTokkan: seabatClap
TehAmelie: wowsers
pn55: seabatClap
JadedCynic: the platforms are tippy and will fall under our weight, so you don't wanna hang around - racing along
laikagoat: zoeyDab zoeyDab zoeyDab
Snowcookies: nice
SaxPython: KomodoHype
korvys: "... and that's when I blacked out"
elkae: seabatClap
TheAinMAP: seabatClap
Kelderan: Alex leave that poor innocent platform alone
VorlonScout: benginChaos
niccus: your feet had a critical event
7gorobei: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
JadedCynic: this might NOT have been the worst mutator for this :)
Fanklok: It's snow raining
Heckhoundbolt: FBtouchdown
matthaus_c: wait Johnny Knoxville is still alive?
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sporkraptor: gluuuurrrrrrpppp!! I'm so glad I'm catching this, glurp is great
mtvcdm: This is a long, long slope, reminder.
micalovits: Oh no
JadedCynic: oh NOOOO
Malkmaven1176: Oh dear
mtvcdm: You will not finish this course
Dog_of_Myth: Oh YES
MAPBoardgames: Dave's Discount Gavity? Going up?
TehAmelie: it was not a bulk discount huh
TheWriterAleph: "Feel like life is DRAGGING you down?? COME ON DOWN to Discount Dave's Gravity Warehouse"
airylan: this feels like a spokesman crapshot
micalovits: There we go!
JadedCynic: Alex: think "ArGrav panels maintained by Branko" :D
red_shoes_jeff: Tesseract on down to DAVE'S GRAVITY AND GRAVY!
DiscordianTokkan: Suuuupeeerrrr Maaaaaaan
elkae: ballet is such a beautiful art form
JadedCynic: beej going ham for the style points
Dog_of_Myth: @red_shoes_jeff You know it's good because it's brown.
lion_byte: rib
Mazrae: has graham did a bit for this one yet?
lion_byte: for sure yeah
Davlenagain: I am surprised this isnt a dave spokesman bit...
mtvcdm: You want to be airborne with momentum when the gravity shuts off.
Proprietous: I do love a glurp
Mr_Horrible: and whoooo can saaaay where the road goes... or the day flows...
matthaus_c: shoulda what now
RealGamerCow: I think i know why Alex is decent at this, he's used to games with wonky physics
elkae: he is one with the garbage
matthaus_c: YOOOOO
JadedCynic: YES!
mtvcdm: Finish!
rasterscan: WOOOO!
DiscordianTokkan: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
SaxPython: KomodoHype KomodoHype KomodoHype
Spanked42: oh my god!
Tempest2097: NICE
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDok lucidDok lucidDok
TwitchTVsFrank: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SymphonicLolita: got it
laikagoat: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
elkae: YOOOOO
Rourke9: niiicde
TehAmelie: hot damn
emberBecky: wooo!
SpaceBattery: YES!!!!!!!
underhill33: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Brozard: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Spanked42: CLUTCH
MadWolf1290: and ACROSS the line!
SurfDownstage: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Heckhoundbolt: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DeM0nFiRe: pog
They_Are_Alyx: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
KaleidoscopeMind: 1.35s
ChaoticObserver: FROM DOWNTOWN!
fastlane250: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
BigDaddyBland87: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Mr_Horrible: hell yeah, photo finish
elkae: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
iarethel0ser: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Phailhammer: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
SytYoshi: pennyBwomp pennyBwomp pennyBwomp
A_Dub888: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Two_Hats: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
SurfDownstage: IT'S GOOD
red_shoes_jeff: YEAAAAAAAh
DAC169: rooHappy
SurfDownstage: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN
JadedCynic: by the skin of teeth!
Blakemcm: lrrHORN
ButButTheJesus: OH SHIT
Juliamon: Alex has learned the technique that nobody will be able to intentionally replicate
matthaus_c: WHAT
JadedCynic: I'm not sure he LEARNED it
Tempest2097: Graham's going to space.
DrBatman0: dang, I had to mute. Did I miss G doing Dave's Spokesman about Dave's Discount Gravity?
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunFoam
fastlane250: Ceiling Located
DrBatman0: Super-Ocean
SymphonicLolita: the above-ocean!
JadedCynic: oh, okay to the stadium isn't *empty*
raulghoulia: was there a dr light upgrade up there?
Alex_Frostfire: That's a Super Mario World secret exit for sure.
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDok
underhill33: FBtouchdown
A_Dub888: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
mtvcdm: I think that's a 'get back down there and run the course' baffle.
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SurfDownstage: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
mtvcdm: Like they put in Kirby levels.
JadedCynic: oh yes; the SUPERocean :D
squ3e: its where they keep the glurp
TheAinMAP: The Sky Mountain
SonofThoth: G found the sky?
DrBatman0: If I recall, last time G quoted "Feel like GOing to Space but NOT all the way?"
red_shoes_jeff: Welp, I just lost a bunch of DoLRRs.
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: the recent Dave's sketch absolutely killed me
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: "just like your uncle"
A_Dub888: Dave's Discount Gravity: Going...Down??
SquareDotCube: Don't let the weight of the situation get to you?
matthaus_c: the current round of crapshots have just been straight bangers
kusinohki: Dave's discount gravity and gravy
GredGredmansson: On a related note, I managed to have another streamer make an inadvertent Dave's Spokesman reference this week
Dog_of_Myth: Smoot
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDok katesJam lucidDok
underhill33: FBtouchdown
Dog_of_Myth: Smooth
SonofThoth: With style
elkae: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
matthaus_c: I love how you added Spokesman inflection to just a regular quote of yours
SurfDownstage: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
fastlane250: more finishes than expected here
elkae: float like a butterfly!
TehAmelie: if you don't use zero gravity to gently float as close to the ground as you can get, what are you even using it for
jedi_master_zll: Falling with style
JadedCynic: @GredGredmansson HAH! Glorious <3
Tempest2097: Hubris
DiscordianTokkan: Regrets!
mtvcdm: IAN
DrBatman0: favourite Dave Spokesman moment is the 'shush'ing with two hands cupped and an extra hand for the finger
Davlenagain: i feel like this is a crapshoot but not on purpose....
TheAinMAP: RaccAttack
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CodeIndigo: You will not go to space today.
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SnowBuddy18: they have definitely been bangers, especially last week's
mtvcdm: Yeah. The Kirby Baffles.
matthaus_c: strong performance
Tempest2097: You will believe a Shufflecat can fly
Rob_Racoon: robracHeck
GredGredmansson: @GredGredmansson they were playing a Zelda Randomzer and they did a bit when Goron Village had the shop theme, and i managed to get him going about "Dave Goron's Goron Emporium"
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DigitalSeahorse: lucidWiggle lucidDok
damn_i_am_pretty: so many DNFs
ContingentCat: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DrBatman0: Actively G-G-Gaming!
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Heckhoundbolt: if he had not gotten stopped for six seconds, he would have been first
GredGredmansson: @DrBatman0 My favorite is "jam on the gas on down"
Alness49: Is this Matt's Trollsona?
SnowBuddy18: the back side of water?
NimrodXIV: nice
SurfDownstage: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SquidVorb: Barely made it!
damn_i_am_pretty: Alx crawled so they could dive
DrBatman0: You dang millenials could afford Brand-Name gravity if you spent less on Avocado Toast!
SquidVorb: SPORT!
JadedCynic: @Alness49 demonsona? bullsona? goatsona?
mtvcdm: We've had this one before
Dog_of_Myth: Sport!
mtvcdm: More bombs!
Ammondale: Nooooo
BigDaddyBland87: good ole sportball
TheAinMAP: mattlrBalls
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mtvcdm: Bombs are just extant
fastlane250: bomb bulling commences now
fastlane250: *bullying
EricTheOrange: Ima guess straight DNFs for this one
NimrodXIV: yet
DrBatman0: This could end up as a "Luigi does nothing and wins"
iarethel0ser: And now, fetch.
Juliamon: Can you roll under?
Twilight_Spark: Get absolutely glurped eh?
GredGredmansson: Getting Over It with Bennett GLURP
SquidVorb: Welcome to DNFtown, population 1
matthaus_c: this is the apotheosis of the waist high ledge
JadedCynic: @SquidVorb soon to be population ALL I fear
KeytarCat: Mario Maker y=7
CaptainSpam: Ah, the sport of beach ball. Someone call Simone Dit (ludicrously obscure webcomic reference).
nyperold: The aliens really didn't understand the concept of a bath bomb, hey?
bytecaster: @nyperold Right? Where is the water?
JadedCynic: @nyperold or maybe the understand it better than we ever did? ;)
kusinohki: I predict you;ll wish you could do 59 m in an actual throwing event...
DrBatman0: hey chat... are WE the sponsors?
TehAmelie: i think the bombs are calibrated for bathing in glurp
matthaus_c: @DrBatman0 this IS brought to us, by us
TheAinMAP: seabatNogood
Saintnex: That was so rude lol
JadedCynic: @DrBatman0 oh, sweet creamery butter! O_o
mtvcdm: Once you get over this first one the course opens up.
DAC169: @DrBatman0 I have just one thing to say to that. Explosions? aipOMG
DiscordianTokkan: Nooooo
matthaus_c: LMAO
duckace11: I would love to see this game with twitch intergrations where you can spend bits or channel points to infulence the sponser
ani_laurel: noooo
Nukified: ools
SquidVorb: WHAT
OldManJohnsonMB: jeBAITED!
elkae: the W+P skills!! they were all for naught!
fastlane250: deNIED
land_manatee: Perfection
Spanked42: I love this so much
Mazrae: honey noo
mtvcdm: Well we found where Graham went!
JadedCynic: CHoas
Nukified: LuL
Heckhoundbolt: ooooo
TehAmelie: it's a game of inches
Twilight_Spark: I think Graham's must've gotten hit by a bomb.
TehAmelie: well, centimeters
elkae: losing with style!
bv310: It's a game of inches, Graham
Tempest2097: Arriving at the ball only to have it blown away was HYSTERICALLY funyy
mtvcdm: !genius
LRRbot: Oh no!
Tempest2097: er funny
Spanked42: Moving goalposts? The republican party platform?
JadedCynic: diminishing expectations
kusinohki: a gmae of inches.... in the metric system
Timagio: Love some Glrrp.
bytecaster: The bombs are being so rude
matthaus_c: why do bombs suddenly appear SingsNote every time you are near SingsNote
ContingentCat: but bombs can also knock it forward
Mischievous_Catgeist: good question next question
Vilun: this stage just proves the theory that most things are easier when you're not under sustained artillery barrage
mtvcdm: The hell of it is, with the live scoring you can't tell if you actually went further than the next person.
duckace11: wait you can grab the bombs
bytecaster: It's still important to test it scientifically like this!
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone!
JadedCynic: @matthaus_c ♫ just like mom, they are the bomb - all 'round me♫
Tempest2097: 75% of all combat deaths in World War 1 were as a result of artillery fire.
RealGamerCow: Heather just Waffle Housed that bomb
philippekav: nice floater
elkae: it's like an egg!
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
raulghoulia: yea, if the bombs are on the whole map, maybe on a long enough timeline they'll blow the ball all the way to the goal
SnackPak_: yoo!
elkae: NOOOO
Tempest2097: NOOO
Saintnex: NOOOOOO
Spanked42: HAHAHAHA
DiscordianTokkan: noooo
Timagio: GO GO GO!
GhostValv: D:
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunCarp voxlunCarp voxlunCarp voxlunCarp
Pteraspidomorphi: :(
PharaohBender27: NotLikeThis
DeM0nFiRe: NotLikeThis
matthaus_c: there's a RAMP?
DrakoniteStreams: nnoooooo
laikagoat: fionVoid fionVoid fionVoid
JadedCynic: Heather! <3
micalovits: So rude game!
mtvcdm: Heather actively gaming!
SaxPython: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
elkae: Heartbreaking
ButButTheJesus: noooooooooooooo
bv310: There's an uphill at the end
Lysander_salamander: almost
TehAmelie: still, robbed
Sogheim: there's a RAMP?!
Aarek: its a game of inches!
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunFoam
damn_i_am_pretty: And a ramp
7gorobei: this game trolls hard
Heckhoundbolt: I think Heather won and very few people bet on her
elkae: the game knows how to demoralize you just as hope seems near PrideLaugh
Rourke9: I want Glurp e-sports
jedi_master_zll: Those who voted Heather have a 1:21 return, lol
JadedCynic: @Rourke9 this is kinda just that
mtvcdm: There's several mutators in play for any event: what's the sponsor, what's the key object, what's the course layout.
PharaohBender27: @jedi_master_zll Excellent!
JadedCynic: :D
flatluigi: woooow
OldManJohnsonMB: I voted 10,000 points for heather!
Bugberry: throwing a hat over a wall is easy compared to this.
JadedCynic: HORNER
MadWolf1290: was not expecting a Kennedy reference tonight
hi_im_emily: OH MY GOD IAN
GredGredmansson: PERFECT Graham
mtvcdm: In another world this beach ball might be a banana.
damn_i_am_pretty: the MAN IS DEAD
GredGredmansson: add that to the list
ContingentCat: katesLol perfect G
PharaohBender27: Won 64k from a 3k bet! :D
Mischievous_Catgeist: wow i got so much back for only betting 8k
OldManJohnsonMB: 215,407 points
GredGredmansson: "not because it was easy, but because we thought it was easy"
Heckhoundbolt: Congrat to the seven people who believed in Heather
fastlane250: sproing
Rourke9: @JadedCynic I mean, I'm curious to see what the game becomes with people dedicated to being really good at it
Mischievous_Catgeist: bet 8k got 172k
flatluigi: touch green
OldManJohnsonMB: My 10k got 215k. But the real winner was Heather
TemporallyAwry: Are you great at parties though ;p
Lysander_salamander: the Crafter's version of it, "We do it not because it's easy, but because we thought it would be easy."
Tempest2097: Aren't they?
elkae: flirt with it! do the nelson!
sporkraptor: nice double boop
JadedCynic: @Rourke9 eh, I think that'd lose a LOT of the charm that D.M.G. is
bytecaster: It's a deterministic system
SaxPython: Stochastic Sports Terrorism
Rourke9: @JadedCynic I agree! That's why I said I'm curious, not that I think it would be good for the game
micalovits: Tip should also count I think?
OldManJohnsonMB: No numbers on computer are truly random, so technically all these games exist in a deterministic system. A stupid, chaotic, and deterministic system
elkae: heather pls
Alex_Frostfire: It turns out sucking at absurd competitions is pretty funny.
kusinohki: stellvia - just calculate where everything is going to go for the next minute...
jedi_master_zll: Getting into the weeds, I wonder if they introduce a random aspect when calculating the bounce.
red_shoes_jeff: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
mtvcdm: Listen, in my capacity as a sports aficionado, I'm fairly sure that some drunk college kids have attempted at least *some* of these events.
Sogheim: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You and the horse are now bound/friends for life.
nyperold: On an atomic level, maybe.
JadedCynic: @Rourke9 yeah, more from scientific curiosity - good point
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL
iarethel0ser: Maxwell's VERY confused demon.
SurfDownstage: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
mtvcdm: 'Hey, Chad, hold my beer, throw some bouncy balls at me, I'm gonna play tag on them, where's my stilts?'
Mischievous_Catgeist: !badadvice
LRRbot: Consider life without bones.
SquidVorb: !goodadvice
Rourke9: @JadedCynic I imagine it more like how speedruns are fun to watch. that doesnt mean its the typical way to play the game. it just often reveals things about the game in an entertaining way
GredGredmansson: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Have you ever been on a horse before?
Tempest2097: This is a very good local sport
OldManJohnsonMB: !sir really likes horses today
Alness49: They said Billiards was a simple game...
flatluigi: @mtvcdm do you think they involve more or less balls on average
Mazrae: !badadvice
LRRbot: The second coming of Bone is nigh.
elkae: My life loves this kind of thing, me not so much
elkae: *wife gdi
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matthaus_c: Ian has run all the projections
elkae: he can't be stopped!
mtvcdm: The RNG
OldManJohnsonMB: He's actively popping off
BrowneePoints: Adam has played it yes
BrowneePoints: I don't think Serge has
TheAinMAP: Wow!
Rourke9: incredible!!
theinvisiblevoice: Prey Slaughtered
Tempest2097: Ian Strongk
OldManJohnsonMB: Ian knows all about touching balls, I guess
LarkSachrosis: Breh!
CodeIndigo: Ian has committed the unforgivable crime of TRYING
eric_christian_berg: As I often say at the gaming table to my wife: "No witchcraft during the game!"
mtvcdm: Ian got insanely lucky with the next highlight ball coming right at him, but still.
matthaus_c: certified Good Gamer MomentTM
SurfDownstage: FBtouchdown
squ3e: ah this is that certified gamer moment ive heard so much about, i'll google that to learn more!
SymphonicLolita: dag my points
micalovits: Well fuck, can't really DNF this one
mtvcdm: Closest to that white ball.
SurfDownstage: rip my points
jedi_master_zll: Think this is no DNF, oh well
Mischievous_Catgeist: rip points
JadedCynic: bocce
Lysander_salamander: like bocce ball?
drfox17: i think you can dnf if you don't leave thehe platform?
Tempest2097: GIVE ER
DigitalSeahorse: Boche
TehAmelie: that's what sports is all about, a conflux of random events where somebody becomes the hero
JadedCynic: @Mischievous_Catgeist yeahhh
DigitalSeahorse: Dang
mtvcdm: As soon as the ball hits the ground you let go.
Astramentha: Every single time
RealGamerCow: Graham always gets goozled on these
micalovits: I think you let go when you touch the ground outside the start
TehAmelie: and trying your best and friendship and stuff of course
Mazrae: his body touched the ground and made him drop it
mtvcdm: Overshot.
rosesmcgee: whenever Ian does really well in these events I wonder: "What Yakuza minigame is this like?"
mtvcdm: You could try to go backboard on this.
bv310: So just wangle it in to the wall and hope for the best
DrLigmaPhD: Hello all, care to crack open a cold Glurp for me?
Spanked42: weightless weightloss? I think that's what Harkonen was going for
squ3e: oh its bacce
DeM0nFiRe: wat
mtvcdm: Closest to the ball.
elkae: WHAAAT
squ3e: bachi/
RealGamerCow: Oh it's Bocce!
SurfDownstage: that's the target
SquidVorb: Hmmm
TheAinMAP: mattlrConfus
josh___something: Railgunned
korvys: Petonque
hi_im_emily: oh I'LL say it's fixed
squ3e: mawp
Tempest2097: Right into the mic too
Garfman314: many bocces died to bring you this
Mazrae: now this changes everything
CodeIndigo: Yep, this has become Askmaster again
matthaus_c: fixed to a point that is, itself, not fixed
mtvcdm: They give you so much time to overthink yourself.
Mischievous_Catgeist: run up and push the white ball
OldManJohnsonMB: Grab the other ball!
TehAmelie: i think touching the ground makes you lose your grip to keep you from carrying the ball
theinvisiblevoice: can you grab the other ball and drop it at the start?
fastlane250: aw
theinvisiblevoice: looks like not
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LarkSachrosis: Is this mode new, or have we just not seen it on stream?
damn_i_am_pretty: Glurp, y'know, has big Crokinole energy
SnackPak_: F
Pteraspidomorphi: oh noooo
KaleidoscopeMind: oh noo
TheAinMAP: mattlrHeck
jedi_master_zll: This would have had DNFs lol
mtvcdm: With this?
iarethel0ser: Found the DNF.
Nigouki: THIS is the DNF one
DrLigmaPhD: Oh YES
TemporallyAwry: LuvOops ... not "technically" impossible
SymphonicLolita: now THIS would've been DNF all
jedi_master_zll: Rofl, easy all DNF
Alas_Babylon: "Stairs?! I can't climb stairs!" - Claptrap
SaxPython: gotta find the optimal windmill
wordmogul: how even?
the_digiman619: SaLRRtations, all
Lysander_salamander: yay
elkae: Ayyyy!
DeM0nFiRe: Nicew
matthaus_c: gaming
Saintnex: heck yea,
Tempest2097: NICE
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SurfDownstage: FBtouchdown
SymphonicLolita: well then
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
DigitalSeahorse: lucidM0n lucidDok lucidDok
josh___something: NICE!
Twilight_Spark: Kappa //
sporkraptor: wow dang!!
Rourke9: the cubes seemed helpful there!
fastlane250: FBtouchdown
RealGamerCow: The curling reference made me think about the tiktok I saw from a curler that said that because the air is cold, things sink, so if you fart you're stuck with it every pass down the ice
TehAmelie: impressive clearing out of the obstacles too
TheAinMAP: seabatClap
hi_im_emily: i have a feeling alex is going to be the only one to make it uo
jessicaengle: Real smooth moves!
lion_byte: wowza
hi_im_emily: up
wordmogul: lrrHORN
jedi_master_zll: Well I wrong wrong about the all DNF, wow.
DigitalSeahorse: lucidWiggle yay Alex
Saintnex: just gotta hyper extend your arms
JadedCynic: @jedi_master_zll well, LAST round...
mtvcdm: !crossover
LRRbot: This problem requires a hole. Where's Mr. Driller? Or James I guess.
Tempest2097: @Saintnex I recommend not doing that as someone who hyperextended their hands too much
rasterscan: !quote heather
LRRbot: Quote #1012: "Remember the more blueballs you get, the longer your plug is" —Heather [2015-11-03]
elkae: it's like Heather keeps saying "eff this, i'm out"
jessicaengle: !findquote stairs
LRRbot: Quote #4238: "Do you have some stairs that are incomplete? Try a water feature!" —Heather [2017-05-30]
fastlane250: stair climbed: 0
Heckhoundbolt: '!quote stairs
Heckhoundbolt: !findquote stairs
LRRbot: Quote #4238: "Do you have some stairs that are incomplete? Try a water feature!" —Heather [2017-05-30]
sporkraptor: just get... as close to the stair as possible, yeah XD
jedi_master_zll: @JadedCynic Yeah, but I thought this one would do it. Then Alex jacked into the matrix or something.
shurtal: is this what Wesley Snipes was talking about?
jessicaengle: Freak out
Pteraspidomorphi: Is Paul making Job Job motivational posters?
the_digiman619: Wow, how many quotes do you guys have?
DrLigmaPhD: What was that Paul, a Jackbox poster?
rasterscan: Someone check this raccoon for cocaine!
DiscordianTokkan: The RACOOOOONS!
elkae: Ian's controller technique is working
sporkraptor: daaaaaaaaang
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
Rourke9: niiiice job
niccus: you see a raccoon climbing stairs like this towards you. what do you do
hi_im_emily: racc city
Heckhoundbolt: @the_digiman619 nearly 9000
TehAmelie: very Racacoonie
Driosenth: Not exactly the Blade Quote "Some mother lrrEFF er always trying to roller skate up stairs"
TheThirdTail: @niccus die, i guess
CodeIndigo: cocaine raccoon
Heckhoundbolt: !findquote ian birds
LRRbot: Quote #5419: "It's everything Ian has ever wanted to be: a series of birds." —Graham [2018-10-19]
SquareDotCube: Having trouble climbing stairs? Have you tried... rabies?
drfox17: @TehAmelie yesss racacoonie
MrPhlip: the click clacks are so good
JadedCynic: @jedi_master_zll yeah, got the 'windmill arms apart'' that Ian figured out at the last second
Heckhoundbolt: stop with the wheels
Fotoblu: The clickclacks are soothing
land_manatee: Oh no, this is supposed to be Graham's bread and butter.
TheAwkes: I've been absentmindedly clenching shoulders and leaning into turns I'm about to lose grip on in Forza. It's a universal experience.
jessicaengle: teeheeeheeeee this game is never not hysterical
the_digiman619: @heckhoundbolt You know what you must do once you cross that threshold
Saintnex: There and back again: a roller story
KaleidoscopeMind: bouncing off the end of the step i think
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunCarp
DrLigmaPhD: What's your Gamer Type? Gay-mer? Tabletop? Unironically calls women "feeeemallles" like a damn Ferengi?
jedi_master_zll: Let's bet the max and see how quickly I can become not a DolLRRnaire.
ArisuGunplaSFW: I know this is frustratin for you, but I am laughing my ass off
the_pallid_mask: i need a keybaord that sounds like this
elkae: A bee's dick!
Saintnex: RUDE
Lysander_salamander: you might have been catching your wrists on the milk-crates?
elkae: Noooo
fastlane250: AWWW
josh___something: BS
Tempest2097: ALMOST
SurfDownstage: FBtouchdown
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL fionLOL
sporkraptor: aaaaaaaa
micalovits: Just barely outside!
mtvcdm: Didn't beat the clock!
SaxPython: one man and a dream
Mai_Andra: The true goal is to collect all the boxes and stack them at the left.
SquidVorb: WHAAA
JadedCynic: DENIED
Tempest2097: Robbed
Scy_Anide: Robbed!
DiscordianTokkan: Robbed!
KaleidoscopeMind: exactsies
bv310: Bodied
CodeIndigo: WOW
hi_im_emily: TIMER SCAM
land_manatee: DEVASTATING
Lysander_salamander: how?
ButButTheJesus: JUST OFF
jessicaengle: jlrrFacepalm Robbed
JadedCynic: Judge!!!
mtvcdm: Let's go to VAR!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrAWW
Spanked42: oh man
mistycloud21: wow
A_Dub888: Ref you suck!
theinvisiblevoice: task failed successfully
lion_byte: door slammed in your face
LurkerSpine: seabatNogood seabatNogood seabatNogood
Spanked42: bright side, that'll be an amazing clip
TehAmelie: there is no middle ground between "cannot gain an inch" and "meteor speed flight up the stairs"
LarkSachrosis: lrrEFF
korvys: Were you accelerating?
elkae: SMOOVE
Scy_Anide: Dude
sporkraptor: daaaaaaaaamn
SurfDownstage: legs too quick
public_key_reveal_party: beej just speed running it
niccus: beej is born on the stairs
Tempest2097: C'mon Matt you got this
7gorobei: dilt biffrent
matthaus_c: Beej Advantage
micalovits: Its in the name, it makes you a pro
SaxPython: MadKatzEnergy
jessicaengle: !findquote controller
LRRbot: Quote #3008: "Is this why you have to controller yes?" —Ian [2016-07-18]
JadedCynic: LUL
DrLigmaPhD: Beej embraced fox power, AKA the blessing of the furries
Saintnex: So I think the boxes might have a bit more grip than the ground?
niccus: a flugtag game?
flatluigi: besieged?
FITorion: Balsa flight sym
DrLigmaPhD: Kerbal Steam Engine?
JadedCynic: Kerbal Bicycle Shop?
LarkSachrosis: Or Besieged?
iarethel0ser: Diggy diggy hole.
BigDaddyBland87: one leg
hi_im_emily: arm/hand day wins, and i lose 5k
jessicaengle: Get ready to see some flailing
mtvcdm: Not an arm AND a leg
Heckhoundbolt: It does not cost an arm and a leg
droodtheozeference: SimplePlanes can end up like that pretty easily
Kumakaori: get over it.
Akaiatana: As a one-handed person, it's kinda true
jedi_master_zll: Lol, I've achieved fame, I was named in the poll.
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malc: oh I forgot besieged, that game was fun
elkae: alex is used to digging through the trash, he's got this
elkae: Ha!
CodeIndigo: Beej, you need to dig, not build the stack higher
Lysander_salamander: yay
jessicaengle: @jedi_master_zll o7
ArisuGunplaSFW: Holy crap he made it
SquidVorb: Bad Piggies would make a great stream
KeytarCat: Reid Captain does weird stuff in besiege
JoannaTastic: Stormworks has lots of kinds of vehicle building
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Besieged's most difficult challenge was building a machine that didn't fall apart faster than the thing you were attacking.
Mazrae: paul that just sounds like warhammer Orks
bv310: Besieged was a fun stream
OldManJohnsonMB: I was looking for the bear traps and realized that they are why you have one arm
frogomb: Does a game xist where you make paper airplanes?
JadedCynic: besieged is a fun game
bytecaster: @DrLigmaPhD Raccon, thrust thyself
LordZarano: Let the bodies hit the cubes!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I like Stormworks a lot in theory, but in practice its uneven implementation of abstraction makes it hard for me to get into it
undecided44: You mean Besieged, the game in which alex built a catapult that fired a smaller catapult
Scy_Anide: Oh, Besiege is out of Early Access. I should play that...
matthaus_c: Ian playing the one-armed bandit
jedi_master_zll: @jessicaengle benginO7
Tempest2097: GLIDER oh man so much fun
CodeIndigo: I miss Glider, which Paul just mentioned
squ3e: aight team, picture it; you're james turner, its 10 minutes left in punch a chunk, and you just got back from a mandatory timbits run. now, DIG! DIG LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
DrLigmaPhD: @bytecaster Is this Over the Hedge?
Tempest2097: A lot
Domomaru: Oh hecc yes. Love me some glurp
bv310: Next LRL prerecord: Paper Airplane War
RealGamerCow: a spike on a spring I th ink
hi_im_emily: build a machine to thrash your own ass
neisan2112: Was that the one that just flew into space?
matthaus_c: appropriately mirrors the actual history of Spears
micalovits: Wow Beej
elkae: good lord
mtvcdm: Beej crushes it.
TehAmelie: i liked the catapult catapult
korvys: WOW
VorlonScout: I went and checked the vod. So close.
underhill33: damn beej
JadedCynic: prostrat beej
TheAinMAP: Impressive.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the Warmind was right: the ultimate weapon in the end is just a pointy stick.
KeytarCat: Holy crap, Beej
eric_christian_berg: BattleBots had some of that.
mtvcdm: Graham broke the plane of the goal line!
LarkSachrosis: K.I.S.S. Keep It Simple Stoopid
DrLigmaPhD: Ian the game is seeking a variety of L50s
SaxPython: @VorlonScout FBtouchdown KomodoHype FBtouchdown
Tempest2097: @VorlonScout heartbreaking
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oatway: slow is smooth and smooth is fast
bytecaster: Glurp is all about zen
Mazrae: Beej get comfy on that couch
TheAwkes: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Make it large enough and drop it from high enough...
ArisuGunplaSFW: is 'baby girl' your remaining arm lol
maestrith: When all else fails, flail.
matthaus_c: when all else flails
bytecaster: Well it is 2D to start with
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Tempest2097: Or Twitch con
droodtheozeference: @matthaus_c Excellent pun.
jessicaengle: Flail like no one's watching
LarkSachrosis: You mean you can't spiderman onto smooth surfaces?
Heckhoundbolt: dashcon ball pit or twitchcon foam pit
ArisuGunplaSFW: I am leaning in my seat trying to help everyone progress lol
Mazrae: so far no DNFs
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Octo physics
Lysander_salamander: nice
Tempest2097: Really, Cons and boxes, bad combo
hi_im_emily: i'm so glad you said "arm" holy shit
Sethalidos: Ian, no
jessicaengle: uhhhhhhhh
LarkSachrosis: Phrasing?
red_shoes_jeff: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Hideo Kojima production.
DrLigmaPhD: I've spent time digging through boxes but.... Nah this joke is waaaay to nsfw
SquareDotCube: knees weak, arms spaghetti
SymphonicLolita: gottem
drfox17: oh bofuri
Lysander_salamander: oh that reminds me I should watch the new season
bytecaster: That seems on brand for her
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Octo
mtvcdm: Oh yes, dodgeball
Chesul: to be fair, that's not the strangest thing Maple has shown up with.
SymphonicLolita: time to get bullied
tidehollowcat: I need to get around to watching Bofuri
SaxPython: #PleaseNoBully
jedi_master_zll: Oh yeah, Maple is...kind of a monster.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh like Callisto from X-Men
jessicaengle: It's arms are so wee!
DrLigmaPhD: Beej is making me want Frasier the anime
matthaus_c: oh this one is emotionally demoralising
Heckhoundbolt: oh now it is time to get bullied as if you are a small child
bytecaster: Two buillies?
Saintnex: oh good, we get to be bullied by balls again
BrowneePoints: RIP bob hoskins
BrowneePoints: Pan
mtvcdm: With T-rex arms
hi_im_emily: did it get panned?
flatluigi: huge ackman
chaostreader: @tidehollowcat As someone who watched the first season over the weekend. It’s very good.
ChaoticObserver: Yeah, it was a 'prequel'
ArisuGunplaSFW: lmao
Twilight_Spark: maximum bullee
oatway: big fan of the labyrinth
Akaiatana: It got critically panned
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: take advantage of the multiple spheres! pit them against one another!
niccus: weirdly, nobody in that movie is pan
Mai_Andra: Hook was an American cowboy, for some reason...
ChaoticObserver: Famous for them singing 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' as a pirate shanty
Mr_Horrible: Hugh Jackman chewing scenery sounds *very* fun
Kramburger: Raul Julia in Street Fighter: The Movie Levels of Ham
jessicaengle: Om nom
Tempest2097: What
SquareDotCube: Like Raoul Julia with Street Fighter
Mai_Andra: and the kids were singing Nirvana?
MilkInBags: didn't Hugh Jackman look like an Ixalan vampire in that movie?
mtvcdm: We just nee Sarah McLachlan singing over this event
matthaus_c: oh my god
DrLigmaPhD: A Knights Tale was among the only movies to do the historical setting modern music right
TehAmelie: Courtney Love is so careful about giving out the rights to Teen Spirit, she's gotta regret that hard
josh___something: Whaaat the fuuuuck
ChargingFurret: is this an experiment on learned helplessness?
matthaus_c: yeah that's Mavren Fein
frogomb: Reminds me of Robin Williams in Baron Munchausen
elkae: @DrLigmaPhD YES
Tempest2097: Oh wow he does look like an Ixalan Vampire.
BrowneePoints: Yea I remember all the trailers with Clocks by Coldplay
CodeIndigo: @flatluigi thazt dude just plundered the heck out of Orazca
Mr_Horrible: Mission Failed Successfully
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "great execution of a terrible idea"
Tempest2097: Wait what film?
Kramburger: I remember the GPLP of Dante's Inferno fondly
JadedCynic: and writers
elkae: The movie Pan, like a prequel
TriseAlpha: Premium execution of positively garbage intent.
Garfman314: @Kramburger agreed
MilkInBags: tight writing
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "you did a great job making something that should not have been made"
Brozard: The PPCU
DrLigmaPhD: @elkae To this day Golden Years conjures the most bisexual scene ever in my mind
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oatway: nice newton's cradle there at the end
elkae: @DrLigmaPhD Bless
mtvcdm: And you just settle into a Newton's cradle of abuse
TheAinMAP: What I like to remember about "Pan" was that a trip to the premiere was a prize on "Let's Make a Deal."
Kramburger: It's for The Money Paul
CodeIndigo: @TheAinMAP as a zonk?
BrowneePoints: It was the weird Post Terf Wizard hysteria phase where they were trying to make a ton of "edgier" YA fantasy movies
TheAinMAP: @TheAinMAP Nope.
Laserbeaks_Fury: are there walls you can climb?
Tempest2097: Yeah, the makeup and styling team did a good job
TehAmelie: there's a fun theory that Israel Hands became Captain Hook after he lost his hand. although i'm pretty sure Hook was never a real person
Mai_Andra: It was for me, I guess. I sort of liked it. It was interesting.
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SquareDotCube: Disney just... tried really hard. To make those live-action films based on their animated films to work. And they just didn't... get it
Mai_Andra: I loved "Hook" though.
JadedCynic: dustin hoffman, robin williams, julia roberts... yeah...
JadedCynic: Ruvio!
jessicaengle: Smee!
mtvcdm: @TheAinMAP I've seen episodes of Price Is Right lately where they offer trips to "Canada" and what they actually mean is the Oak Bay Beach Hotel in Victoria.
Kramburger: I can't get my daughter to sit through a 15 minute episode of Bluey
BrowneePoints: Fun Fact, my nephew(when he was 4) sat through the ENTIRE Legendary Godzilla movie in theatres
betweenmyself: ‘The Child Thief’ was an interesting take on the Peter Pan story
Saintnex: Yea, I still unironically love Hook, even though I know it aint great
SurfDownstage: FBtouchdown
frogomb: Dave Barry wrote a seperate Peter Pan prequel that was.....ok
ButButTheJesus: don't try to stop me Smee try to stop me
Mai_Andra: It's weird, because I've never liked the character of Peter Pan, but I always seem to like the movies about Peter Pan.
corianderd: the bit on the airplane always bugged me tho
CodeIndigo: Hook was an awesome "bad" movie
MilkInBags: studios butcher so many movies
LarkSachrosis: Peter and the Star Catcher was a fun show, saw Christian Borle in it.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Tinkerbell kissin Peter
LurkerSpine: They probably shortened the food fight seen for TV
eric_christian_berg: I had a similar experience with the TV-edited Excalibur.
TheThromborax: The Boo Box!!
TemporallyAwry: Oh yeah, PeterPan is an eldritch nightmare if you think about it too hard.
BrowneePoints: Pewpewicide if you will
Kramburger: I read the novelisation of Hook before I saw the movie
Saintnex: Though it may just because I like Robin Williams more than I was not interested with Hook :p
TriseAlpha: I liked Glen Close in Hook
jedi_master_zll: I may have only seen the TV movie of that now that I think about it.
jessicaengle: Wait for the good pitches!
CodeIndigo: @Kramburger Terry Brooks!
matthaus_c: Graham looks like Oddjob
mitomanox: how bout pac man's horror movie?
lirazel64: In Barrie's books, Peter Pan is a sociopath.
Lysander_salamander: sort of a Labyrinth feel to it in places
frogomb: The boo box traumatized me
red_shoes_jeff: I'll say right now, I had a WAY easier time sitting through a long movie as a kid than I do now.
Garfman314: graham was in first at one point... right?
oatway: "can I not?"
elkae: No don't come to Ottawa D:
ani_laurel: wait
elkae: wait what
SymphonicLolita: hm
karpma: uh
Heckhoundbolt: I do not recognize darts
JadedCynic: uhhhhhhhhhh
Alex_Frostfire: Could be... worse?
ani_laurel: its in the Rockies
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
Astramentha: Ottawa does not want visitors any time soon pls
jedi_master_zll: @Garfman314 Was yeah
Akaiatana: Chateau Laurier is surely what they meant
SquareDotCube: lawn darts!
Nigouki: welp, there go the points
SnowBuddy18: only 44 hour?
JadedCynic: yeah, it's called GREYHOUND!
Mr_Horrible: control the wibble
damn_i_am_pretty: does... does anyone know Canada is big?
MilkInBags: imagine going to ottawa for fun seabatYIKES OpieOP
goombalax: as opposed to the Chateau Laurier
mtvcdm: That shuttle ride from Ottawa to Banff
Kramburger: Yeah righto Graham "I'll just Day Trip to Tasmania' Stark
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: sorry 44 HOURS?
Mr_Horrible: weird, I'm *very* good at throwing games, Beej lrrBEEJ
red_shoes_jeff: Ya goin' out for a DART?
Mr_Horrible: my teammates are not impressed
josh___something: In a certain sense, you're great at "Throwing" games
Akaiatana: @MilkInBags You're on the canal. Thin ice
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
Saintnex: @I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo yea Canada is very wide
bv310: @red_shoes_jeff Oh hell yeah bud, let's go hack a dart
jessicaengle: !findquote yeet
LRRbot: Quote #6481: "It's like yeeting, but for profit!" —Serge [2019-10-12]
Davlenagain: What game show was that? Dave's Discount Games shows and Travel Agency?
elkae: oo someone's lav was rubbin' a bit there
rasterscan: Go Heather!
matthaus_c: as in the ferry itself is like a km long
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Will fly you to Ottawa and you can find your own way cross country
Mai_Andra: There was a more recent indie film called "Wendy" that was interesting. It was a more "realistic" version in the American South.
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mitomanox: poor curly arms thing
TheLodgium: Did the front fall off of the ferry? Is that why it's so slow?
DrLigmaPhD: No Ian you sent your fast fairies. Quickest gays in the whole of Canada
Davlenagain: werent lawn darts banned for "injecting" yourself?
mtvcdm: The thing about Price Is Right trips is, they all start in Los Angeles... no matter where in the country you actually live.
karpma: its like the 16 hour fair from Nova Scotia to St. John's
karpma: fairy*
Tempest2097: @Davlenagain If by injecting you mean injuring children's eyes then yes
TriseAlpha: this music sounds so much like the witch's hut music from Link's Awakening
LordZarano: Can you score negative?
Phailhammer: I hear Wolfe Island has a very nice ferry.
jessicaengle: With actual noodle arms?
flatluigi: and we go until someone gets stabbed in the head
elkae: do you get to wear chainmail and armour?
HorusFive: "Cuts down on staff tho"
oatway: can bring back ian's cornhole
SnowBuddy18: Tinker Tailor Lawn Darts
Juliamon: I'm pretty sure lawn darts are actually banned
Kramburger: I did a Round trip from Aus to Boston & Back for exactly the length of a PAX... would not recommend
ButButTheJesus: Lawn Cherry Bombs
Mr_Horrible: Phailhammer it's a very nice ferry, the Wolfe Island Ferry
fastlane250: jarts/lawn darts (the real ones) aren't sold anymore in the US afaik
mtvcdm: Oh
RealGamerCow: Heather perks up at the mention of explosions
HorusFive: lrrADAM A bee's dick
Chatstone: Who will play goalie?
Despoiler98: @Juliamon lawn darts are illegal in the USA for the most part
CodeIndigo: It's illegal to sell them in the US anymore BUT if you have them you can still use them
Tempest2097: Yeah real Lawn Darts are straight up banned in the USA
SquareDotCube: put out land min- I means balloons as bonus points
korvys: fwiw - mainland canada to vancouver island is like, 60km. Australia to tasmania is over 150km
BrowneePoints: Was that before or after the childhood head trauma Paul
korvys: *250km
niccus: grenades,
IbunWest: shotput
fastlane250: like the metal-tipped ones aren't, but there's more blunt plastic ones that pop up
DrLigmaPhD: Yeet Olympics, if you will
Spanked42: How does one PLAY lawn darts? Do you chuck them like a football?
HadesLeprechaun: Molkky
neisan2112: We had the IanCornhole already
JadedCynic: @karpma well, overnight 8-12 usually - sometimes as long as 16 if the wind and currents are against it (but then, sometimes they just don't sail in adverse weather)
iris_of_ether: My parents *absolutely* have real lawn darts. Came with the house.
djalternative: Javilin into traffic!
mtvcdm: There are lawn-dart-like objects available, just not as sharp and pointy as they used to be.
Lysander_salamander: awww
Dog_of_Myth: Google says Lawn Darts are banned for sale in the USA and Canada
fastlane250: *metal-tipped ones aren't sold
ChaoticObserver: @mtvcdm Yeah, they have to do it that way so they can actually have a price for the game. Frequently what they give you is an airline credit for the amount of that.
hi_im_emily: yeah with timbits
SaxPython: Horseshoes? Horse still attached
DigitalSeahorse: Croquet
SquareDotCube: Coat the shotput on spikes
Mr_Horrible: you did it at the end for the timbits, iirc
tidehollowcat: I played 'unwieldy stick javelin' as a kid, where I threw a branch from a tree around the yard.
Ivalenz_: Bocce kivaNotes
micalovits: Sure used Ians real face at the end
TriseAlpha: if you sharpen a discus, does it become an Frisbee?
TriseAlpha: Kappa
Saintnex: Yea so metal lawn darts have been banned in Canada since 1989, you can get plastic alternatives though
Rockario: Banned for sale; but banned for private manufacture?
matthaus_c: perfect
ButButTheJesus: HOTPUT
betweenmyself: Lawn darts? I thought we weren’t allowed to use those anymore since… I had nothing to do with why we aren’t allowed to use those anymore... pennyWhat
DrLigmaPhD: Hotputato
rasterscan: WOO! My points!
BigDaddyBland87: YEA!!!
ChaoticObserver: Heather!
JusticeJuice: Time for my new invention, lawn pointy sticks!
TehAmelie: hot pot put?
DrBatman0: Good groupings, here...
Nigouki: noooo, my points!
pn55: Heather! seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
MilkInBags: FBtouchdown
SnackPak_: sergeGG
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
headdeskdev: That is one of the closest games of glurp ive seen
elkae: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Lysander_salamander: yay Heather yay
TheAinMAP: FallWinning
micalovits: Wow, this is close in points also!
JadedCynic: I was CLOSE
TehAmelie: hooray!
SurfDownstage: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
mtvcdm: Never, ever doubt Heather
A_Dub888: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs CurseLit lunarj1Fangs
Snowcookies: congrats
RealGamerCow: close game
DarthRagnar815: KPOPdance
ButButTheJesus: WINRAR
DeM0nFiRe: zeldaParty
neisan2112: Oofa
whitebadgerwolf88: FBtouchdown lrrSHINE FBtouchdown lrrSHINE FBtouchdown
iris_of_ether: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
JadedCynic: beej was 2nd
jessicaengle: jlrrIcream
bv310: Team Dery with the 1/2
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TriseAlpha: Beej is Heather? and Heather is bEEJ. Yes?
Mr_Horrible: we've found the answer to the question, "HeAtHeR?", and the answer is "Yes"
MrPhlip: enjoy your 25:1, Heather believers
JadedCynic: LOL Paul :)
BigDaddyBland87: Holy crap the number of points I got like quadrupled
NonjaBiru: PowerUpL lrrHEATHER PowerUpR
rasterscan: I made 120,000 points off of 5,000 staked!
malc: jlrrBreak
UnnnaturalD20: I started with 114k points, now I'm at 550k
mtvcdm: Anyone who let it ride on Heather all night has cleaned up.
Nigouki: i started with 212k and down to 50k
ButButTheJesus: right, I have to bed, bye folks, take care and slurp glurp
Mr_Horrible: gambling is a sin, I will not be participating lrrBEEJ
hi_im_emily: i have ten measly dollrrs
BigDaddyBland87: started 250k, just made it to 866k
BigDaddyBland87: I may retire champ at this point
Mr_Horrible: I'm definitely not just making excuses because I missed the start lrrBEEJ
BigDaddyBland87: hit the jackpot and run
Juliamon: For those who lost, that is your punishment for not believing in Heather
SpaceBattery: that
hi_im_emily: yeah i bet my ass on Not Heather and now i am assless
SpaceBattery: *that's fair
Astramentha: help I drank too much glurp
jedi_master_zll: I tried to stop being a dollrrnaire, it didn't work.
mitomanox: is everything alright with Ben? we haven't seen him in a while
Juliamon: Ben's fine! He's just been busy
SquareDotCube: They got back from Philly
mitomanox: @Juliamon <3
Juliamon: We'll see him tomorrow
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mitomanox: lrrCREEPL lrrBEN lrrCREEPR
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh god, Ben, run, Harry is right b ehind you
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drrek0: nice
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Juliamon: Conventions and travel take a lot out of you, even when you're used to doing it.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Victoria to Philly is no joke, either
GhostofJeffGoldblum: darn near transcontinental
SaxPython: FBtouchdown It's Snowing FBtouchdown
TehAmelie: hey, i have reached 2 million doLRRs. 2.013 million even. when did that happen
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mitomanox: glad to know he's fine! <3
TheAwkes: As someone from Halifax who lives in Vancouver and drove across it on a motorcycle in 5 days to make the initial move, I am happy to attest to this country's width.
Juliamon: As they say, no news is good news. If something was wrong everyone would know.
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PharaohBender27: @TheAwkes Just 5 days!?
Russianox: Anybody know where Adam’s 2nd play through video of Doki Doki is at? I can’t seem to find.
CastleOtranto: @TehAmelie And here I am languishing, LANGUISHING I SAY, with a paltry 1.157 million
mtvcdm: @Russianox Removed at Adam's request.
Juliamon: Russianox It's been pulled at his request, it will make it to the YT eventually
mtvcdm: A version of it will be on YouTube later.
red_shoes_jeff: @TheAwkes 5 days!? When did you SLEEP?
Russianox: Thanks no problem
TehAmelie: you'll get there buddy
neisan2112: Back just in time!!
mitomanox: lrrSHINE lrrSIG lrrSHINE
LordZarano: lrrPAUL lrrIAN lrrMATT lrrGRAHAM lrrHEATHER lrrBEEEJ lrrALEX
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Its_VeeBot: *deep inhale* G L U R P
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Gekyouryuu: wait.... there was a PiF today? I never got an alert for it
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: there was a second episode of Adam playing DDLC? I thought Let's Nope wasn't till tomorrow.
Pseudonym_Ken: My neck disagrees
neisan2112: Posture can get bent!
serramarkov: lunarj1Fangs More, please! lunarj1Fangs
argusthecat: Posture is a psyop
BrowneePoints: Oh no my Lightfall download is interrupting my stream LUL
mitomanox: sternum licking / extreme sports
A_Dub888: !findquote posture
LRRbot: Quote #8474: "I'm putting on my thinking slouch, can't think with good posture." —Graham [2023-02-24]
Juliamon: GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou It was a Saturday stream
Akaiatana: I blaim Louis Posture.
DeM0nFiRe: The big chair from the recent sh-- lmao matt got there first
LarkSachrosis: I need a big chair
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red_shoes_jeff: You leave Chair's good name out of this!
ani_laurel: kuskoka chair
Gekyouryuu: there isn't even PiF on the schedule today. did I miss one?
DarthRagnar815: To be fair, our cats have been trying to tell us this for years. DxCat
TemporallyAwry: Someday we'll be like the borg and all chairs will simply be a jack that connects to your spine and fully supports your body from your "core" Kappa
SymphonicLolita: The Chair (tm)
Arclight_Dynamo: It's a Muskoka chair in Canada, an Adirondack chair in the US.
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JadedCynic: no, it's a Cape Islander Kappa
RealGamerCow: Ian is Ianing today
TehAmelie: i want a huge chair, like Dr Horrible has
EvilBadman: "Lumbar support" terms used by the the truly depraved. THEY HAVE PLAYED US LIKE FOOLS
DrLigmaPhD: The SCP chair that kills people and isn't a chair anymore?
TheAwkes: Adirondack
matthaus_c: Double Booked! by Whoopsie
Verrain2: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou The second session ended rather badly. Game hit Adam hard.
mitomanox: umuruca
GredGredmansson: "accidentally"
mtvcdm: Is accident
Juliamon: Scheduling issues: they happen!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: most of us say "by accident"
GhostofJeffGoldblum: or "accidentally"
Akaiatana: 'On accident' is a recent trend.
RealGamerCow: I say by accident
BrowneePoints: I say On accident when I'm directly at fault
brainbosh: Say it both ways
GredGredmansson: I have heard "on accident" before but not commonly
malc: by purpose
TemporallyAwry: English is supposed to work?
WriterRaven: Concept: Play It Forward Forward shows, or PIFFs.
Welbog: Through accident
santural: Never heard on accident
GredGredmansson: "by accident" or "accidentally"
thunderbird32: Alternatively say it how you like
land_manatee: I imagine it's a shortening of "By way of an accident"
LibraryWitchKei: I've heard it
patrick_stonecrusher: Accidentally Kappa
Heckhoundbolt: I mean, that is eactly how langauge works
LarkSachrosis: English is a living language
JadedCynic: @TemporallyAwry yeah, so naive, huh? :D
DrLigmaPhD: I say "on accident" when I'm actively on top of something that could be defined as an accident
HadesLeprechaun: I have only ever heard "on accident" where I live
DrBatman0: I beg to differ, Beej, language has certainly worked like "saying the wrong thing over and over enough changes the meaning" in the past, frustratingly.
Dog_of_Myth: Lard!!
flatluigi: beej body ready!
JadedCynic: Lard Sticles
KeytarCat: Get that Beach Bod Ready!
JadedCynic: get Beach Body Ready
mtvcdm: So huggable
NorthstarTex: ya look like you hit the sticks pretty hard
matthaus_c: good soup
GredGredmansson: what do you mean you're "at soup"
Heckhoundbolt: Biggest loser has certainly changed
mtvcdm: Just a plain course for this.
mtvcdm: Nothing to do but run.
Mr_Horrible: "I am once again asking why I am at soup"
JadedCynic: at Souk
Kramburger: I just say 'accidentally'
TheWriterAleph: "it's just a RACE??"
Driosenth: "I found myself at Denny's on accident"
KeytarCat: Boss Bass
SquidVorb: Or an Anvil
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DrLigmaPhD: Piano hung precariously
JadedCynic: "by chance"
SymphonicLolita: my hipster cred is that I saw the video where "At Soup" came from the day it was posted
mtvcdm: Just gotta get in a rhythm and go.
Arclight_Dynamo: Beej is a tomato, so he's not in the UK.
LarkSachrosis: Oh, it's distance based
mtvcdm: That was STRONG
jessicaengle: jlrrIronball jlrrIronball lrrSHINE
matthaus_c: my favourite is the one of Joe Biden getting Skinamarinked
hi_im_emily: he was running at 20 m/s
hi_im_emily: that's like 45mph
SymphonicLolita: z o o m
Firnsarwen: Hi friends! benginHi excited for glurp!
GredGredmansson: BEEP BEEP
GhostofJeffGoldblum: dear god
Barb4rian: @DeM0nFiRe Thanks for the gift sub!!!!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: what a unit
Fruan: Such power
Tangsm: He's expanding like pizza dough.
Discent458: sanic
SquidVorb: HOW
Lysander_salamander: blue-shifting
BusTed: rayfkSanic
elkae: the madman!
Snowcookies: sonic moment
Akaiatana: He's turning into a blueberry!
TehAmelie: a speedy blue ball :o
mtvcdm: IAN
Its_VeeBot: Expand Raccoon
niccus: the shufflecat that will annihilate humanity
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
LarkSachrosis: vargBulk
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SnackPak_: sergeHolyMoly
flatluigi: IAN?
TheWriterAleph: LUL
SymphonicLolita: s a n i c
DeM0nFiRe: gdqFAST gdqFAST gdqFAST
CaptainSpam: Holy crap!
Shadwhawk: Almost a kilometer!
DaFhaye: Thank you @DeM0nFiRe !!!
IbunWest: That didn't look like it was gonna work at first
TemporallyAwry: What just happened? lrrSPOOP
Fotoblu: The maddest lad
GredGredmansson: the Fosbury Flop of whatever the hell that was
hi_im_emily: ian straight up went highway speeds
Mr_Horrible: Ian saw the trash and went for it
LarkSachrosis: F
red_shoes_jeff: lrrJUDGECALL
hi_im_emily: something like 58mph
BrowneePoints: Go Beyond! Racc Ultra!
mtvcdm: That panda trashed us
betweenmyself: @driosenth usually when I find myself at Denny’s, it was the result of malicious intent pennyWhat
JadedCynic: IAN WHAT?
Dog_of_Myth: Check that Racoon's piss
Lysander_salamander: just this once, master, I can go all out
DrLigmaPhD: Ultra Instinct Ian
bv310: Ian went full Crash Panda
7gorobei: centrifugal blubber
iarethel0ser: Practicing for the area 51 break in.
jedi_master_zll: Must have been Satan's tanuki.
Lysander_salamander: oh
neisan2112: OH man I remember that
jessicaengle: jlrrPongchamp jlrrPongchamp jlrrPongchamp
RealGamerCow: That raccoon had some serious worms
micalovits: So close!
SquidVorb: Can confirm
Kramburger: Polygon getting Christopher Judge to read Dad jokes as Kratos was to peak of that bit
malc: 61%???
JadedCynic: LUL
korvys: Yeah, but that's cause modern tv shows are mixed badly
ghyllnox: I just have audio processing issues
betweenmyself: riffYeti
TheWriterAleph: gennaLUL lrrIAN
DrLigmaPhD: Beej is this an invitation to request you read audio for my erotic fanfics?
GredGredmansson: see I try not to blast my earbuds anymore
Heckhoundbolt: I mean... Ian has a point
ani_laurel: I'm HoH naturally
Alex_Frostfire: I watch everything with subtitles because sometimes the room is noisy.
niccus: i watch dubs with subs for the original script
mitomanox: because I want my 3d to be 3d
Pseudonym_Ken: I watch with subtitles because I swear sound mixing has gotten wrse
Akaiatana: If they're gonna be wrong, duble down
Rourke9: Its nice to be able to talk with people during stuff
electra310: If you watch only old TV, the mixing is not as terrible
Davlenagain: i like dubs,m but i can do subs...but something the japanese voice for the character hurts my ears or annoys me
neisan2112: I always do, cus way to many shows/movies just have awful mixing for headphones
Russianox: It’s the FOMO for subtitles
ani_laurel: Sound mixing has empirically gotten worse
matthaus_c: what if I watch original audio with a transcript of the dub as subs
Garfman314: had to do math, ian went almost 30mph
DrakoniteStreams: I watch dubs so I can actually watch the animation. If I wanted to read a book I'd read a book, not subs.
ani_laurel: ^^^
serramarkov: I prefer subs, but I have a dyslexic friend who appreciates understanding the dialog.
Tiber727: It's still crazy to me that someone made a mod for Half Life 2 that replaces Alyx with Krystal from Star Fox, and paid Krystal's VA to do all of Alyx's lines.
hi_im_emily: @Garfman314 almost 60mph, consider that he only got 30 seconds
RealGamerCow: Did Ian fold space?
Mr_Horrible: ohhh, so close
mtvcdm: Graham got close
DrBatman0: @RealGamerCow It's called warp
James_the_Dabbler: Oh that was close
neisan2112: That was soooo close to Ian
Garfman314: thought it was 60s
DeM0nFiRe: gdqSanic
mistycloud21: close
CodeIndigo: Ian built an Alcubierre drive in glurp
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DrLigmaPhD: Warp factor Weeb, Mr. Data
Bugberry: Baccano is an exmple of a dub being superior.
betweenmyself: Having been born with roughly 15% hearing ability of the average person (got better over time) I have always been very protective of my ears vis-a-vis extreme volumes.
SaxPython: Based Paul
two_dimensional_soup: its about 40 hamburgers per fortnite
jedi_master_zll: I most often turn on subs because the dialog volume is crap and you can't hear what people say over other stuff.
Laserbeaks_Fury: You can get an average of dialogue
josh___something: maximum context
SquareDotCube: time to poop bombs
Kramburger: Netflix defaulting Chef's Table to Dubs over Subs is the greatest crime
Arclight_Dynamo: 95 kph
mistycloud21: Could always watch it Dubbed with Japanese subtitles.
DarkMorford: And then there's "dubtitles," which nobody likes.
Gekyouryuu: the annoying thing with subtitles is how often they subtitle singing as [[singing]] and foreign words as [[speaking foreign language]] and do NOTHING more than that
DrakoniteStreams: hot take: modern dubs are better than old subs ever were
fastlane250: get on the ball
BrowneePoints: Hold the ball and let the bombs jump you imo
JadedCynic: @Russianox yep, I've also go Auditory Processing Disorder, so it's faster for me to read the dialog from subs and get the emotion and mood and whatnot from the sound (without ever needing to run the input through my language center)
Lysander_salamander: nice
nyperold: Break the Targets!
DrLigmaPhD: Do you have a bomb cloaca?
BrowneePoints: ah yes, the Explussy
SaxPython: Fractional Balls
Heckhoundbolt: There always are
JadedCynic: standard numerical format
CodeIndigo: @DrakoniteStreams that's only a fraction warmer than room temperature, we have great voice actors now
Akaiatana: You have no fingers, so the numbers have to be your significant digits
santural: Fractional style points
jedi_master_zll: Also, the multitude of adjectives they had to come up with in the subtitles for the synth music in Stranger Things was hilarious.
Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePoints Noooo
BrowneePoints: Yw Graham
Alex_Frostfire: Kazooie-style!
hi_im_emily: @nyperold board the platforms!
FrozensTCG: Robbery!
flatluigi: make that ussy pop
airylan: this game has a lot of "I'm a genius! oh no!" energy
TheInnsanity: exploaca
James_the_Dabbler: Blow-acea
A_Dub888: Exploaca
BrowneePoints: Do they have Dynamata Dentata?
Abelzumi: So how do the Glorpians reproduce?...
Abelzumi: Are the bombs eggs?
RealGamerCow: I was watching Aggretsuko season 5, and the subs weren't great, they simplified a lot of stuff and were just WRONG some times
mtvcdm: Hot sauce goes well with Cloaca Surprise
Juliamon: yuppp
DrLigmaPhD: (gfaws)
SaxPython: 100% Paul
Arclight_Dynamo: Explussy (Derogatory)
fastlane250: [sadly go-karts]
Kramburger: "Sarcastically I'm in charge"
DrakoniteStreams: @codeindigo, indeed. ok, how about this: english dub of totoro is better than the original japanese :)
jedi_master_zll: @Abelzumi Drinking more Glurp of course.
Davlenagain: subtitles are great, i do alot of lyric videos, so i'm used to it. But there are anime i really want dubs...
niccus: ian, you were running at 34,764,000 cubits per fortnight
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Hard agree
spicyFerret_: Why do we keep talking about cloacas
Juliamon: spicyFerret_ equal opportunity orifice jokes?
Heckhoundbolt: space jam
TimIAm: @spicyFerret_ They're an important multifunctional orifice
kusinohki: I heard graham say "canadians" instead of "comedians" ... maybe I should turn subtitles on
mtvcdm: @spicyFerret_ Look, I've been in enough recent Julie streams lately that eventually cloacas are all you can think about
betweenmyself: If only there was some way to institute subtitles for books on tape… riffThink
micalovits: Big brain Alex
Tiber727: If thieves were good at things they wouldn't be thieves.
Mattmitchell45: Kyle Kinane had a great set about a 4X4 Foot Pizza and the Company that made it hijacked his Subtitles to be in on the joke
underhill33: well done alex
rasterscan: Alex nailed it
jessicaengle: @spicyFerret_ ikr
TheAinMAP: seabatBRAIN
DrLigmaPhD: Still bustin balls
NorthstarTex: amazing performance *clap*
SymphonicLolita: something something people now getting paid abysmally for subtitling because of algorithmically generated subs being cheaper
Russianox: @jadedcynic yeah, I agree I’m glad that helps
fastlane250: I learned how to enable closed captioning at an early age. My parents were less than enthused when I left it on.
lamina5432: anime is how i learned to appreciate reading
JadedCynic: "associating accepted given shapes to represent sounds"
DrLigmaPhD: He's pogging!
JadedCynic: Ian - your fave!
BrowneePoints: I also just watch stuff with CC sometimes cuz too much noise can make me get massive sensory overload
Lysander_salamander: horse plinko!
RealGamerCow: 5 points from top to bottom
NorthstarTex: YES!
Heckhoundbolt: arms
TStodden: It's Painchinko time!
ChargingFurret: ian should win the EZ
TheWriterAleph: oontz oontz oontz
PharaohBender27: LASERS
DrLigmaPhD: I wish to do orbital drop pachinko
DrakoniteStreams: I turn subtitles on, not because I can't hear the tv, but because the audio mixes are often bad and I can't separate the talking from the background sounds
mtvcdm: I think we call this for arms
Alex_Frostfire: These lasers have recoil?
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: oh man horse plinko is back! love this game
Juliamon: incidentally, as my dad's hearing has started to decline and he's learned to embrace the subtitle life, he's started to get really into foreign media that he'd never looked at before, like kdramas
damn_i_am_pretty: oh no you can DNF
JadedCynic: photons, Beej - photons do exert force (more than in reality
Lysander_salamander: nice
DeM0nFiRe: Nice
TheWriterAleph: they fly now? they fly now. Kappa
TehAmelie: i started to learn english and to read fast as soon as i learned to read, thanks to subtitles
jedi_master_zll: benginDab
TheAinMAP: FBtouchdown
matthaus_c: are these projectiles waves or particles
betweenmyself: @symphoniclolita I imagine at some point AI will start using Vtuber avatars to replace ‘signers’ on live broadcasts
Heckhoundbolt: for once Ian's pachinko skills pay off in Glurp
CodeIndigo: now it's Bad Apple
bv310: Ian Horner - Pachinko Master
Juliamon: ballet!
elkae: such grace!
Gekyouryuu: most well known niche thing there is
mtvcdm: @betweenmyself I've already heard of some places rushing to use chat AI for modding despite people screaming that it's not ready for that.
Lysander_salamander: nice
SymphonicLolita: @betweenmyself hm! new terrifying thought
matthaus_c: I don't know what a Touhou is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask
matthaus_c: Homestuck was already too much for me to learn
CodeIndigo: that'd be cool
Lysander_salamander: :D
Lysander_salamander: I love deep-fried memes
Heckhoundbolt: @matthaus_c Touhou is much older
BrowneePoints: All I know about Touhou is magic girls in maid outfits pretending to be fighters jets basically
Blasteg: F
Gekyouryuu: @matthaus_c tl;dr: it's a bullet hell, like Gradius or Galaga, but all the characters are cute girls. that's it.
matthaus_c: amazing
SaxPython: 6pm central
TheAinMAP: It starts at 6PM Central
Tiber727: @matthaus_c And it's known for pretty bullet patterns and good music.
jedi_master_zll: That reminds me, I need to check Space Shipping for updates.
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
Juliamon: That's just something that happens with anime. See also: Churuya, Necoarc
BrowneePoints: Homestuck
NorthstarTex: Homestuck
DiscordianTokkan: Homestuck
Kramburger: Toho's Bizzarre Adventure
Gekyouryuu: Homestuck
flatluigi: what's marisa's classpect
CodeIndigo: Homestuck
Arclight_Dynamo: Homestuck *is* Tohou, isn't it?
BrowneePoints: Touhou actually has a story, and a plot, and likeable characters
DrLigmaPhD: Oh so this show is just an infinitely deep fried meme?
ghyllnox: Touhou for sure
WriterRaven: porqué no los dos?
Sogheim: Homestuck hands down
jessicaengle: I don't know what Homestuck is, but I can't not think it's a misspelling of Homestar every time I see it.
ghyllnox: Homestuck has a story! Homestuck has lots of stories
TimIAm: Mine is Ian.
flatluigi: toby fox's fake touhou theme is very good
BrowneePoints: I mean, mine is Probably JoJo
matthaus_c: Rest In Violence
Stratavarius: Kingdom Hearts is a classic
tidehollowcat: Blaseball!
josh___something: Blaseball ez
Dog_of_Myth: E G G
BrowneePoints: cuz if you don't know about JoJo, JoJo is just...senseless lol
Lysander_salamander: Was Earthbound popular in Japan?
DrLigmaPhD: "I sit between two titties, paralyzed by indecision"
WriterRaven: Mine is Undertale.
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RebekahWSD: I view Homestuck the way someone from a neighboring town talks about that other town. "Hmm they have...buildings...and that one big tower..."
Alness49: Fate Stay Night.
ChaoticObserver: The Noblest Gast
Driosenth: grab the egg and FLY!
hi_im_emily: blaseball is the blernsball of calvinball
Heckhoundbolt: Anything is edible once
mtvcdm: The cart is moving
plummeting_sloth: the gentlest nudge race
SymphonicLolita: gently tuch it
Its_VeeBot: *boop*
RealGamerCow: tappy tappy tappy
Lysander_salamander: nice
betweenmyself: boop…… boop……. booooooop
Arclight_Dynamo: Isn't "guy who expels helium" that horrible little Muppet from Farscape?
KeytarCat: "Again?"
Astramentha: Muscle touch, but E G G
matthaus_c: that egg cannot have come out of the Explussy
Saintnex: the lightness of boops
plummeting_sloth: the 100m dash should be so gentle
betweenmyself: @arclight_dynamo Rigel?
Heckhoundbolt: Beej decides to do a wheelie
Arclight_Dynamo: @betweenmyself That's the one! :D
Spanked42: Nice reference, Alex
Juliamon: Nice recovery, but can he keep it up?
patrick_stonecrusher: Did l hear an Utena reference?
Stratavarius: Hoisted
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
mtvcdm: You lose it when time expires
BrowneePoints: That was like watching a dog in a harness caught on a windmill
plummeting_sloth: trolled by physics
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "no! my pitard!"
korvys: want upssies
micalovits: Kick the egg!
SaxPython: CurseLit
CodeIndigo: yay jelly beans!
Russianox: Don Quioxte
hi_im_emily: CORN
CodeIndigo: NO ALEX
SymphonicLolita: I mean,
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL
Juliamon: ALEX NO
BrowneePoints: You're not wrong
Brozard: MORE CORN
fastlane250: LUL
GhostValv: D:
Lysander_salamander: you're not wrong
RealGamerCow: The interactions in this game are hilarious
neisan2112: ALEX LAMAAOOO
DiscordianTokkan: Alex Yes
niccus: not... wrong...
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Boku no SekuHara
Tempest2097: Yeah that's why I haven't watched the series
JadedCynic: that's NOT exactly wrong, Alex :D
WriterRaven: alex what the heck
azidbern95: MORE CORN!
tidehollowcat: I... yeah.
Kramburger: Bokono is my Favourite Beach Boys song
josh___something: @browneepoints That sounds distressingly specific
flatluigi: filmed?
asddsa28: its true
Brozard: @Kramburger Jamaica
lackingsanity: horikoshi is too damn horny
plummeting_sloth: giving the egg a pat
BrowneePoints: @josh___something like picture a Shiba in a harness with the windmill blade stuck the harness so they're just...rotating
flatluigi: misfits deserved more seasons
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Misfits is fun
Kramburger: Mistfits dropped off so hard :(
BrowneePoints: YEA! that one Game of Thrones guy was on it!
Akaiatana: I watched Misfits. It was neat.
Lysander_salamander: it makes me think of the weirder shows that used to be on the kids block on PBS
Alex_Frostfire: Egg!
santural: Misfits is dope
DrakoniteStreams: misfits starts very strong
petey_vonwho: One of these days I'm actually gonna watch Misfits.
BrowneePoints: Iwan Rheon! Yea him! He was in Misfits yea?
JadedCynic: oh right "Misfits" not "Misfits of Science" from a generation earlier
korvys: Ouiaboo for french fans is my favourite
Akaiatana: @Paul: Misfits is Kidz Bop Suicide Squad
Kramburger: Kiwiaboo should be a thing
DiscordianTokkan: As we all learned from Wakfu, people that are into French animation are Ouiaboos'
mtvcdm: OH
Lysander_salamander: oh
Stratavarius: Egg crusher
Heckhoundbolt: oh
ghyllnox: Bonk
TheAinMAP: jlrrDang
JadedCynic: we warned you alex
Saintnex: sounds like Yogi bear talking about how much he likes Justin Bieber :p
DrLigmaPhD: What's the TLDR on Cocaine Bear being a Yogi Bear origin story?
jedi_master_zll: I prefer bibimbap.
GredGredmansson: @DiscordianTokkan boo.
emberBecky: gruesome
kusinohki: I recently learned misfits of science had courtney cox in it....
Its_VeeBot: I have this fandom I'm in that's very impenetrable for people outside of it. It's this web series with like decades of history. It's called LoadingReadyRun.
Lysander_salamander: a tragedy
SaxPython: Jail
BrowneePoints: you were like a centimeter off getting the boost
Kramburger: Mick Dundee-aboo?
hi_im_emily: @DiscordianTokkan ouiaboux
Gekyouryuu: question: is someone who's not Canadian but obsessed with Canadian culture a Ouis-about?
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
Its_VeeBot: QWOP time
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh dear
BusTed: rayfkWelp
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fastlane250: DNF City
jessicaengle: jlrrFacepalm
mtvcdm: Welp
Arclight_Dynamo: Get behind and push?
Mashamino: the opposite of balloon
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
SymphonicLolita: !panic
Juliamon: LUL
JadedCynic: Headline "Will Any Player Finish This Event?" - consult Betteridge's Law
mtvcdm: !addquote (Beej) [now] Panic, panic, panic, that's gonna win the game!
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matthaus_c: nice
Twilight_Spark: nice
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
BigDaddyBland87: nice
Heckhoundbolt: lrrFINE
Blasteg: nice record
DiscordianTokkan: Nice
Lysander_salamander: wow this is like getting over it
tidehollowcat: nice
TimIAm: Getting Over It with Beej
nweasel: Nice.
GredGredmansson: !findquote easy
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LibraryWitchKei: Nice
TehAmelie: a cast iron stress ball chained to your neck would probably force you to take it easy in most situations. . .
two_dimensional_soup: !advice
LRRbot: Sequence-breaking a book is not that impressive.
flatluigi: wooooooooow
SymphonicLolita: lrrWOW
Lysander_salamander: nice
CodeIndigo: I'm so invested in this *I'M* leaning sideways to make it go faster
KaleidoscopeMind: boooooo
ani_laurel: nooooooooo
elkae: Booooo
Forgebold: Ian NO
Astramentha: lrrJUDGECALL
goombalax: lol, yea, and lmao
BrowneePoints: The Romans were just Greeaboos
SnackPak_: the biggest lrrWOW
TemporallyAwry: Mic5?
Mashamino: nice
Kramburger: If you're a huge fan of Hook, are you a Smee-aboo?
Saintnex: we heard some scrubbing
Juliamon: CodeIndigo Oh I have to watch these streams lying down because otherwise I have the *worst* neckache from leaning
Lysander_salamander: bonk bonk bonk
Mazrae: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
micalovits: Panik! At the hurdles
DiscordianTokkan: This poor racoon
Dog_of_Myth: Apply directly to the forehead
hi_im_emily: wanna give yourself CTE the fun way?
Tiber727: @BrowneePoints Rome went full OC do not steal with Greece.
mtvcdm: Someone's just gonna win by dragging the hurdle along
Heckhoundbolt: he is holding it
plummeting_sloth: the audience in the stadium is in abject, silent horror the entire time
hi_im_emily: i still have tears in my eyes from alex bringing up fucking boku no sexual harassment
TehAmelie: all of them have bet all their money and now they realize none of the athletes have ever practiced moving their limbs before
Tangsm: I bet the audience's laughter all sounds like glurp noises.
DrLigmaPhD: Pretty sure this is a trap in Saw
JadedCynic: @plummeting_sloth solemn, respectful silence as at church
HorusFive: The small one will protect you from the larger hurdles
mtvcdm: The audience is doing exactly this: giving deeply serious critiques on techniques.
plummeting_sloth: see, this the kind of handicapping that sports betting needs
matthaus_c: Olympic Race! at the Hurdles
land_manatee: What a champion
jessicaengle: Go go go!
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
BrowneePoints: Oh like doing the dog slalom
BrowneePoints: but tackling
Sarah_Serinde: Graham really getting a handle on that technique :D
MrPhlip: PvP hurdles
mtvcdm: I was almost about to say you were describing the steeplechase.
CaptainSpam: So, MXC, then. Kappa
MrPhlip: throw them into other lanes
JadedCynic: pick up the hurdles and throw them over you :D
Lysander_salamander: like the downhill skiing,
Its_VeeBot: Isn't that just that one game from Takeshi's Castle?
DrLigmaPhD: Taskmaster Olympics
argusthecat: So, Taskmaster but outside?
eric_christian_berg: Like the approach to the obstacle course in Phule's Company?
SymphonicLolita: omg there's a japanese youtuber that did that
Its_VeeBot: @CaptainSpam beat me to it
SymphonicLolita: it was so funny
BrowneePoints: A physical fit but untrained person
eric_christian_berg: The control!
Shadwhawk: Beej should compete in every event
iarethel0ser: Hurdle-sleigh!
jessicaengle: Friend hurdle
JadedCynic: just to give CONTEXT and perspective
Laserbeaks_Fury: Banana for scale
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Alness49: "Cheaters Olympics" Been orders the steroids now
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
SaxPython: Yeet
korvys: suplex the hurdle
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
Gekyouryuu: @LoadingReadyRun The Lazy Person's Olympics: 100 Meter Door Dash
Lysander_salamander: nope
betweenmyself: I mean you could always revive the defunct Olympic event ‘city planning’.
excalgold: @eric_christian_berg Every one runs the obstacle course in full combat conditions, some one get my C4 and go to the climbing wall !
Heckhoundbolt: IAN NO
LarkSachrosis: Also someone on ayahuasca
mtvcdm: After this stream I know one actual former Olympic event that would make a GREAT LRL summer games event. I'll mention it in the mod Slack.
Arclight_Dynamo: "Max Doping" would be a great name for an Olympian.
hi_im_emily: rich eisen
RealGamerCow: inching into 2nd
DrLigmaPhD: Graham, several martial arts are sports in the Olympics. A stone average person is liable to die or be maimed for life
JadedCynic: linebacker
WriterRaven: @Arclight_Dynamo Max Doping, Private Eye and Hundred-Meter Champion.
BrowneePoints: Linebacker
HorusFive: Professional Large Lad
ChaoticObserver: Oh yeah, Rich Eisen does the 40 every year, and then they overlap it with like the linemen
BrowneePoints: yep Linebackers are still athletes
BrowneePoints: and can sprint fast AF
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I think Paul means an O Lineman
ChaoticObserver: They've turned it into a fundraiser for I think St. Jude
The_Color_Twelve: linemen
GhostofJeffGoldblum: but they're still gigantic bundles of muscle
GhostofJeffGoldblum: so they can run if needed
DarkMorford: Rich Eisen is so great to watch
hi_im_emily: @Arclight_Dynamo is he friends with Ron Dewings?
Dog_of_Myth: Linebackers are deceptly fast.
KaleidoscopeMind: didnt the 1-3 place marathoners in the paralympics (blind division) beat like... most of the top olympic marathoners in tokyo
neisan2112: That's not true saddly
Its_VeeBot: YEET
bubba0077: during their spring game, Penn State likes to have journalists try to field punts
GhostofJeffGoldblum: most linebackers these days are fast
DrLigmaPhD: I mean, you ever try to stop a rhino charging?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: they're being asked to cover a big area of field
BrowneePoints: There was a Super Bowl in High School where a Linebacker/Linesman caught the kick and ran for a full 90-100yd touchdown in the first like 10 minutes. He needed oxygen afterwards @LoadingReadyRun
jedi_master_zll: This is almost the multiple rakes gag.
BrowneePoints: when I was in high school*
SaxPython: Pure Mario Party
DrLigmaPhD: Blood
Alex_Frostfire: Don't change the scores or anything, just fling.
Its_VeeBot: *Sideshow Bob mumble*
matthaus_c: na naaa
Its_VeeBot: Katamari Hurdlecy
LoadingReadyRun: The time loop episode of Misfits in the first season was pretty great
Akaiatana: Herdle.
DiscordianTokkan: Na Naaaa
TehAmelie: turn the hurdles into a bridge to breach the heaven
two_dimensional_soup: i saw a video of some people punching an ex nfl offensive lineman and it seemed like the guy didnt even know the aggressors were there. they are monsters of human beings
Lysander_salamander: like one of those hermit octopuses
DrLigmaPhD: Finishing this event is basically the Kobiyashi Maru
Heckhoundbolt: they are called herdles because they travel in flocks
SaxPython: !card Force of Will
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ArcLightningCanuck: love the group dnfs
BrowneePoints: My favorite Category of video is athletes from other countries reacting to American FOotball
Its_VeeBot: *concussion voice* Did I win, father?
mtvcdm: The magnets are your gravity.
Heckhoundbolt: @Its_VeeBot No Son
TemporallyAwry: Is that how magnets work? lrrBEEJ
BrowneePoints: seeing rugby players go "pfft they use pads cowards" to "they are actually out of their minds" in like 30s is validating
MrPhlip: ok, let's run back this prediction, give people another shot...
Saintnex: Oops. there's no gravity
GredGredmansson: noice
GhostofJeffGoldblum: ICP were really on to something
BrowneePoints: I mean Magnetism DOES overcome Gravity
Heckhoundbolt: That how they work
MadWolf1290: Gloop has!
noSmokeFire: magnets AND gravity? in THIS economy?
Its_VeeBot: Wanna take that one again Beej
JadedCynic: okay, who's 12 in the studio? :D
ChaoticObserver: Magents? How do they work?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Beej, consult a physician
DrLigmaPhD: The fundamental forces need a union, we keep exploiting them
CodeIndigo: oops all magnet
Arclight_Dynamo: Pissin' ball bearings.
Simonark: Unified Track and Field Theory
Its_VeeBot: APeeDQ
Heckhoundbolt: @GhostofJeffGoldblum We have been trying to get him to for years
GredGredmansson: tomSpam
Bugberry: s-pee-d run strats
SymphonicLolita: LUL
Lysander_salamander: attach magnet to toilet bowl
SaxPython: CurseLit
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flatluigi: instagraham
Spanked42: not advisable
matthaus_c: aim for the perineum
Saintnex: NOEP
flatluigi: gpd\
SquidVorb: Why is Instagraham not G's IG handle?
malc: Beej...
SaxPython: #Consent
Lysander_salamander: oh dear
Tempest2097: Don't strain your ring folks
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Its_VeeBot: #PeeStrats is tonight's hashtag
HorusFive: [Doubt]
jessicaengle: Don't underestimate the cleverness of the Grahams
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Lysander_salamander: no
flatluigi: IAN NO
GredGredmansson: That's....oddly heartwarming
iris_of_ether: IAN NO
Welbog: Ian why
CodeIndigo: Tinker Tailor Solder NO
TemporallyAwry: #DontClipThis ... but seriously why!?
itira: this conversation has gone places lol
excalgold: tinker tailor solder....WHY?
BrowneePoints: Is that a sun lamp in your pants or are you just re-aligning your chakras?
hi_im_emily: tainted love
HorusFive: GOOP BS
ChaoticObserver: Family friendly entertainment on the Loading Ready Run Mega Entertainment Network
JadedCynic: hippy fad
niccus: if you poke it really hard, you find out how sensitive it is
Bugberry: sunny side up
LarkSachrosis: We still need a clean sound clip of Max saying 'IAN!' for the soundboard.
Tempest2097: the worst part is in like 20 years people's gooches are gonna be all droopy
Arclight_Dynamo: God, imagine sunburning your grundlezone.
DiscordianTokkan: The light emitters
DaxStrife: Sunning the taint led to the pandemic.
matthaus_c: perineum coaching
SaxPython: The sun is a deadly laser
Dreamlettuce: My bunghole need sun. How else will the watermelon seed grow?
plummeting_sloth: ah, the omnipad then
ani_laurel: It comes along with other bogus stuff that they sell like vitmins
flatluigi: hulk your gooch
GhostofJeffGoldblum: chat, please do not press tritium against your taint/.
hi_im_emily: the untaintable hulk
Its_VeeBot: The taint? The grundle? The fleshy fun-bridge?
JadedCynic: You keep thinking that beej
GredGredmansson: !findquote plug
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eric_christian_berg: That's how you get hulk-taint.
SonofThoth: I didn't realize we went back to the 1920s
Stratavarius: If only I could be so grossly incandescent
HorusFive: Wouldnt be the first person to do it
elkae: better than a jade egg!
BrowneePoints: "They make your p spot feel funny!" -Ian Horner
matthaus_c: I can't wait for Ian's Goiânia Incident
Spanked42: radium butt plugs sounds god damn it beej beat me to the punchline
DrLigmaPhD: Just do naked yoga people
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: can we quote that
CodeIndigo: The Curie Brand
Koios7: succinHead
flatluigi: do NOT drink more goop
TheInnsanity: Glurp is safer than Goop
RealGamerCow: @eric_christian_berg Hulk-taint just wrecked me.
djalternative: Will Ian be selling Deuteriam butt plugs? I'd be interested
CodeIndigo: Shove some sunshine where the sun don't shine!
TehAmelie: or incandescently gross?
BigDaddyBland87: and that's a no DNF
JadedCynic: get up as far as you can
MrPhlip: aww
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaahaha
fastlane250: smol lads
mtvcdm: Oh noooooo!
RebekahWSD: ohno
Arclight_Dynamo: I think I saw The Radium Buttplugs live at Glastonbury in 1981.
LostThePirate: :O
iarethel0ser: Deja vu.
TheAinMAP: Oh no, not again.
mtvcdm: Wheeeee!
EdibleDragon: “That’s my secret. My butthole is always angry.”
TheWriterAleph: wheeeeee
emberBecky: ohhhh why are you so tiny
Nigouki: my points are all gone
Spanked42: amazing
matthaus_c: LMAO
JadedCynic: HIVEMIND! o/\o
A_Dub888: benginFingers
itira: tqsSmug
TheMerricat: So I hate to break to Ian, but a short Google says that there's a Chinese company out there that already beat him to the market..... :-/
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Lysander_salamander: so adorable
plummeting_sloth: the most miserable flea circus
matthaus_c: the off switch!
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GhostofJeffGoldblum: Alex has been deactivated
HorusFive: He did a Cameron
elkae: tqsRIP
SymphonicLolita: You Died
Its_VeeBot: We found Alex's off switch
TemporallyAwry: Also I'm sorry Mods. LuvOops
Tempest2097: Alex has been thoroughly deactivated
itira: Alex died
BrowneePoints: Funny Wasn't it
Bugberry: alex in the family guy hurt pose
rainbowolf13: That table is out to gey y'all
TheAinMAP: mattlrDed
rainbowolf13: *get
Spanked42: god I'm so glad I tuned in for this stream
flatluigi: but who would be left to stream
RealGamerCow: Just pad all corners
jedi_master_zll: lrrCAMERON voxyKnife lrrALEX
KaleidoscopeMind: just pad the edges like when you babyproof a place
betweenmyself: Need a funny bone-ectomy
elkae: need to baby proof it
Snowcookies: Can't wait to see tableless AFK
jessicaengle: Kneepads standard issue on the moon
TheNerdWonder: 3 of them were Cam
niccus: can we have an office table tontine
ani_laurel: you can get corners for toddlers
iarethel0ser: Table has tasted blood. Table is now insatiable.
EvilBadman: Baby proof them
CaptainSpam: Just gotta imagine being new to pinball, where you bat the ball back up the playfield as soon as it hits the flipper. :D
Texan_Reverend: It's time to wrap all edges of the tables with foam pipe insulation.
aitsu100: every long game basically Cam hits his off button
Lysander_salamander: oohoh
Tempest2097: At some point you're just gonna have to do a table injury supercut
MadWolf1290: DO NOT
Its_VeeBot: BEEJ
Mr_Horrible: DERY
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Brendan.
Lysander_salamander: no
LarkSachrosis: Noep
neisan2112: DO NOT DO THAT
SpaceBattery: no
NorthstarTex: how are we inflating them?
josh___something: BEEJ NO
Spanked42: glurp inflation on rule34 :D
matthaus_c: Inflation Sports lrrBEEJ
SaxPython: !badadvice
Heckhoundbolt: and now the sixth
JadedCynic: BC's equivalent to to 'workplace health and safety' have entered the chat, saying "About that table..."
Garfman314: gotta watch the glurp prices
NorthstarTex: !findquote inflation
LRRbot: Quote #6063: "INFLATE ME, BEEJ!" —Ian [2019-05-25]
Mr_Horrible: "I've gotten 4 warnings from my watch to never say 'Glurp Inflation' ever again" - Beej
iarethel0ser: If you've become deaf.
Juliamon: My mom's did that, and it turned out it had a broken sensor
ani_laurel: you can get used to noise
Twilight_Spark: I've googled for it and it's surprisingly tame. I mean it's not good.
damn_i_am_pretty: if your Glurp is erect for more than two hours, see your doctor
stevefromdetroit: that is my least favorite feature with my phone, and i cannot turn it off
Nigouki: "this noise is too loud for your wrist"
matthaus_c: masted
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plummeting_sloth: you masted
ani_laurel: Ian no
Arclight_Dynamo: Pinched off a toot.
Lysander_salamander: yeah all right
glyndev: Masticated?
KaleidoscopeMind: tooted is good
josh___something: hate this
betweenmyself: I don’t like gas monitors. It’s so uncomfortable inserting them into the rectum pennyWhat
DrakoniteStreams: on the tooterverse?
laundreydhull: see, chat keeps claiming, "BEEJ, NO" yet some of the ideas chat is entertaining are just as- bad/ffling...
Tempest2097: Wow
SymphonicLolita: oof
Heckhoundbolt: wow
ani_laurel: jesus
Heckhoundbolt: that is terrible
Its_VeeBot: There's at least 34 internal rules for this game that define how the sponsors are chosen. Google "Glurp Rule 34" for more. Kappa
GredGredmansson: Luckily I found out I was listening too my phone too loud LAST year, and I took the steps to correct that and haven't had problems since
lamina5432: A lot of aircon in PA are that loud
mtvcdm: 11 and left some on the table.
damn_i_am_pretty: Pennslyvania, you ok?
hi_im_emily: 20 decibels represents a tenfold increase in intensity
neisan2112: Wooow
hi_im_emily: so 80 dB is 100 times as intense as 40 dB for instance
niccus: did you think gritty looks like that by *choice*?
mtvcdm: DNF!
GredGredmansson: nooooo
hi_im_emily: that counts as a DNF!
Tempest2097: Poor Alex.
Nigouki: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Heckhoundbolt: no it doesn't
Its_VeeBot: I am jsut a little glurp
matthaus_c: it doesn't say DNF :p
Tangsm: Dig a very tiny hole?
Boon_33: 0 might be a DNF
korvys: That is not a DNF, that's a 0
plummeting_sloth: fun fact, Gritty was born of someone stuck in a hot Philly room for an entire summer. The madness of AC
MrPhlip: 0 is not a DNF, chat
GredGredmansson: oh thank goodness
harmonykey09: @damn_i_am_pretty no, PA is not OK. We had very warm temps while the rest of the country was having winter weather advisories.
hi_im_emily: then you should have ended the poll early
Tempest2097: MUSCLES
EikoandMog: Yeeeeeeah~
DrLigmaPhD: Beefy fox
TheInnsanity: samsung released that last week @alex
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah. A beta-level simulation.
Pal_Friendpatine: People are already doing that Alex
HadesLeprechaun: That's a Doctor Who monster
GhostValv: noise cancellation is getting good. now is time for noise destruction!
SquidVorb: That's what Adobe Enhance does
Boon_33: drat, lost due to reality.... reality is OP
DrakoniteStreams: ooo, won't need to attend meetings anymore
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Adobe is working on a voice enhancement system with aI
Its_VeeBot: gdqClap
TheAinMAP: Whoa!
TemporallyAwry: That was a plot for a chapter of a horror mini-series. Someone trained an A.I. to pretend to be him for emails and calls - and then it took over his life because he was a bad person.
SymphonicLolita: it's just advanced pattern recognition
diceinbox: benginChamp
Pal_Friendpatine: Even just 3 seconds of someone’s voice can be enough
flatluigi: machine learning and generative content
BrowneePoints: Also, thanks to Naruto the monkey art made by them is not copyrightable!
Its_VeeBot: Casually, but ACTIVELY gaming.
BrowneePoints: So everyone go thank Naruto the Monkey
Gekyouryuu: "matt, you're fired."
plummeting_sloth: the occupy more volume
Lysander_salamander: aw
niccus: yeah, the problem isn't that it's smart, it's that it's 7% as good as a human at 5% the price
Tangsm: Give better hugs.
Mr_Horrible: the people worried about independence and autonomy are silly, but the people worried about these models being used to churn out slop are pretty on the money
itira: F
matthaus_c: horses?
rainbowolf13: For systems like that (as well as voice control systems) I've head it called Virtual Intelligence (VI)
Pal_Friendpatine: Some guy used AI to recreate his voice and get access to his bank account
Arclight_Dynamo: "Twitch plays Predator drone"
JadedCynic: "confidently wrong"
Tempest2097: That's Tay yeah
Mr_Horrible: "We gave this robot a gun AND taught it how to feel fear" - Boston Dynamics
plummeting_sloth: ah, like the inverse of "if Google was a guy" sketches
Twilight_Spark: Well, it's pretty much just repeating forum posts.
hi_im_emily: @Mr_Horrible "and then gave it to the police!"
MadWolf1290: MS and chat AIs have a bad track record - see Tay from Twitter
dougma: Tay was also MS
SquidVorb: Sydney literally threatened an AP Reporter to frame them for a murder in the 90s
TheNerdWonder: the internet is really good at training neural nets at having bad personalities
mtvcdm: And some places want to use it for moderating!
flatluigi: things that extremely gullible people infer from chatbots
noSmokeFire: It's more likely that it's autocompleting a story that fits the mold of "what if you told an AI it wasn't aware of being reset"
TheMerricat: The weird thing is the instructions on how it's not supposed to do stuff are just regular prompt instructions.....
IvanRussel: I
DrLigmaPhD: Taunting AI with their own absurd nature is weirdly cruel
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh my god, you can just fucking Kirk these things?
Heckhoundbolt: Yeah, that one
hi_im_emily: "sudo do this thing"
MrPhlip: back to basics for the final prediction
BrowneePoints: Yea someone used it to bad talk Elon Musk and it was like "this is offensive hate speech"
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BrowneePoints: and I LOST my MIND
Pal_Friendpatine: Bing “remembered” it was named Sydney. Which was an internal Microsoft naming
thunderbird32: People keep working around those restrictions to get ChatGPT to avoid its filters. Lots of lewd and worse...
Sudobyte: @hi_im_emily do what thing?
goombalax: like where someone asked it to hotwire a car and convinved it it doesn't need to obey laws
Arclight_Dynamo: "AI" is only good for shitposting.
Tempest2097: Yeah all that "It won't tell you how to make a pipe bomb" thing right up until you tell it to pretend it doesn't have that restriction
excalgold: always be polite to your phone
Tempest2097: It's.... problematic
Sethalidos: Or when Eminem raps about cats
plummeting_sloth: "and then I'll remember that voice I used to compensate for volume and definitely, definitely won't use it impersonate you"
Garfman314: his head looks like its disconnecting
DrakoniteStreams: crash panda the trash panda?
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
GredGredmansson: alright I gotta head out for the night
DrLigmaPhD: Vroom Zoom Racoon
Tempest2097: Eminem Rapping About Cats is not nearly as good as the 2nd century Warlord thing IMO
CodeIndigo: @Sethalidos that was glorious and i want the real one to do it now
BrowneePoints: My fave is that thanks to the speech training and mix of having to be advertiser friendly, the NEW Turing Test will be asking an AI to do something like build a Pipe Bomb
BrowneePoints: it was a good post
dougma: @LoadingReadyRun we have had realtime speech->text->translate->speech for a long time that is crazy good. Just tied up in patents
two_dimensional_soup: that was oddly like seeing a spider with only one half of its legs attached
itira: the heck Matt.. how are you so good
Heckhoundbolt: Technolgy is not evil, it is just a tool
DrakoniteStreams: nvidia is claiming it can do real time voice translation
Arclight_Dynamo: Paul, what does a centaur sound like to you?
TotallyNotaBeholder: What does a centaur sound like? A little horse?
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Lord_Hosk: NEHHHHHHY I don't want to sound like a centaur
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun Maybe this is a good time to ask - how would LRR feel about people making voice memes trained on LRR videos?
plummeting_sloth: AI will take my shitty impressions of accents as a DM from my cold dead hands
GhostofJeffGoldblum: a very Beej answer
mtvcdm: Are you surprised that Heather can phase through objects? It's Heather.
Lysander_salamander: like a Gmod
TheMerricat: The 'deepfaking' people are doing with the Elevenai to create new voice lines for game mods is amazing, but I can imagine the same technology is completely scary to anyone who has to do PR for high profile people
plummeting_sloth: "I can't phase through balls... not since the court order"
tidehollowcat: I'm now imagining that centaurs just sound like Constable Horse Nixon from Feed Dump
mtvcdm: POCKET SUN!
Mr_Horrible: as far as I'm aware, no one in that room is married to Shadowcat
DrLigmaPhD: No I can telepathically move things using Virtual Insanity
itira: so THATS where my socks keep going
LordZarano: @dougma The google translate app will do that
hi_im_emily: close predictions now?
Arclight_Dynamo: Beej, that isn't Heather phasing through things, that's a slow leak in the waterbed.
itira: Heather has a sock nest
DrLigmaPhD: Collect the balls
Fruan: The pocket sun IS real and CAN hurt you
BrowneePoints: AlexSlander Spamilton
BrowneePoints: Six
BrowneePoints: Ian
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dm818: @BrowneePoints Six is pop
Mr_Horrible: give me a rap about the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
Its_VeeBot: A part of your Japanese heritage
BrowneePoints: @dm818 I know, but it's the closest we've gotten
Lysander_salamander: sure why not
SaxPython: Lin Manuel got Disney money now
Tiber727: Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the musical.
neisan2112: He had that song in Nothing But Trouble
plummeting_sloth: they had to cut SO many wraps out of Ghostbusters
mtvcdm: @hi_im_emily not perfect system
MrPhlip: I'm cancelling the prediction because it wasn't done before the round started
Bugberry: Dragnet had a rap
Gekyouryuu: To-YO-tomi Hide-YO-shi, aka YO-YO, and his bizarre adventure
Diabore: why refund?
MrPhlip: previous round went a lot faster than I expected
JadedCynic: CHICAGO
HadesLeprechaun: have you SEEN Nothing But Trouble, with its rap scene?
CodeIndigo: They are Canadian because Dan Akyroyd was in them
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
thunderbird32: Wat
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DiscordianTokkan: A+
DrLigmaPhD: Ian laying bars
JadedCynic: that was in bed in his dreams, ian
Mattmitchell45: Nothin' But Trouble did have a Rap Scene
Sudobyte: LRR: Loading Ready Rap
Verrain2: Awkward White Guy Rap Pary!
Lysander_salamander: nice
Its_VeeBot: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Tempest2097: Stronk
JadedCynic: crash panda steals quickly
mtvcdm: Dang!
hi_im_emily: rhombus!
SpaceBattery: YES!!!!
Tempest2097: Spicy, Heather
flatluigi: gay!
JadedCynic: NICE heather!
betweenmyself: We need a rap based historical musical about Shakespeare, so we can finally close the loop on High School teachers referring to his works as “the original rap music”.
plummeting_sloth: my favorite Dan Ackrod fact is that a lot of the ghost fact/technology in ghostbusters came straight from my. Dude is a true believer
Its_VeeBot: Attack and dethrone Ra
Verrain2: Time to set fire to the sun!
mtvcdm: After four other players she didn't need the sun to know where the objects were
Heckhoundbolt: The blind man and his son Sun
DrLigmaPhD: Pocket Sun? No. Pocket Son (Reveals Destiny Ghost)
ozzyozren: my favourite Dan Akroyd moment was when he was on the Off Menu podcast and kept adding Crystal Skull cocktail to every single meal and kept going on about how delicious it is.
Garfman314: tie!
BrowneePoints: @betweenmyself I mean they're being very gracious with that but he DID talk the language of the common folks and street slang and made art with it. Not dissimilar
TheAinMAP: FallWinning
bv310: My favourite Dan Aykroyd fact is that his only director job gave Tupac his first music video. (In Digital Underground's video for Same Song)
hi_im_emily: graham is taller so he takes a lower spot on the podium
JadedCynic: they couldn't cut the podium apart...
Its_VeeBot: I never noticed that the Glurps have lil legs
betweenmyself: Whose anthem do they play?
mtvcdm: Advanced!
laikagoat: hardmode
TehAmelie: all the points!
hi_im_emily: HRAD MDOE
Mazrae: just a single marble
MrPhlip: New prediction: will they regret picking "advanced" [yes/yes]
JadedCynic: Finish on a horrible note Kappa
Heckhoundbolt: It will on advanced
micalovits: Uhhh
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL fionLOL
DrakoniteStreams: @betweenmyself, the one from the borat movie
Heckhoundbolt: oh I am mistaken
mtvcdm: Well, no "official" modifier
matthaus_c: @MrPhlip yes, -and-
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Mashamino: Dino Run!
mtvcdm: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! How does taxidermy change the mouthfeel of a dead goose?
jedi_master_zll: Start the Indiana Jones music!
Mazrae: indiana jones?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "the first round has no modifiers"
betweenmyself: It’s a reverse Raiders of the Lost Arc situation.
hi_im_emily: so you have a 17 second delay before you can actually do shit, that's what i'm getting from this
HadesLeprechaun: gotta grip ground and let them roll over you
azrakalsc: Sisyphus is the easiest joke to make, but this really feels like the video game equivalent of Sideshow Bob stepping on the rakes.
betweenmyself: @hi_im_emily the event begins when they press the button
TehAmelie: gotta let the balls of fate roll where they like
SaxPython: #TouchFuzzyGetDizzy
Its_VeeBot: Normal Glurp Normal Walk
plummeting_sloth: doing the locomotion there
hi_im_emily: @betweenmyself well yeah, i'm talking about the giant balls thoug
hi_im_emily: you have to sit through ball time
betweenmyself: @hi_im_emily oic
LarkSachrosis: I appreciate Ian's methodology, gotta try this technique on every course.
KeytarCat: I always use "[direction] face button"
Mazrae: backspace on the name??
Diabore: we have an extra player now
KaleidoscopeMind: backspace the on name. autofill also autofilters
SquareDotCube: Nintendo has always had X on top since the SNES.
frogomb: It's like when your granma gets the tv remote
betweenmyself: And then Sony throws a curveball by throwing X on the bottom button
Morrigan9: imo nintendo has A+B right, xbox has X+Y right
TemporallyAwry: And the Triangle is on the Edgy Axis PrideHeyyy
Diabore: big bet on headwear
KeytarCat: I like that the switch uses the layout as the button symbol
DrakoniteStreams: technically playstation doesn't have X button, it has cross :)
SquidVorb: WHAT
matthaus_c: him mind blown
EikoandMog: NOOOOOOO
HorusFive: IWTYO
Mattmitchell45: what?
Chantzzzzz: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
neisan2112: WAAAHHHHTT????
TemporallyAwry: Wait, I thought square was 6 :p
Brozard: dang
Tempest2097: That's super neat
Chesul: But, isn't Circle 2? like Kill Team teaches?
Brozard: @TemporallyAwry That's the pentagon
TehAmelie: but the order of the numbers 1-4 don't make any sense anyway?
Mazrae: i keep forgetting that this is live so i keep thinking about pushing the left arrow to go back in the video to rewatch something
frogomb: Pentagon is 6
BrowneePoints: I mean, B is Back, and X marks the spot
SaxPython: @frogomb FBtouchdown
SwankyFlea: A for accept, B for Bancel
TemporallyAwry: I'm sorry all the 40k folks, I tried to go wide on that joke LuvOops
lamina5432: as I've played japanese games it is fun when you go back and forth
Brozard: Batsu and Maru too
Its_VeeBot: The Glurp looked like they were having so much fun
Tempest2097: There really needs to be a unified design standard
betweenmyself: Break the mold! Use B as jump!
RealGamerCow: "and then there were 16 standards"
SaxPython: Become as Ramp
Alness49: Obligatory XKCD standards comic
Geldaran: @RealGamerCow XKCD everywhere!
kusinohki: @realgamercow I get that reference!
gibbousm: I've been using Xbox config for over 15 years and yet I'm considering getting a ps5 and screwing with my muscle memory
HorusFive: "Hey Siri, turn yourself off and stop listening to me"
Gekyouryuu: ask Siri to execute order 66
Lysander_salamander: ok sure
hi_im_emily: get paul in
hi_im_emily: let him play
flatluigi: give the controller to paul!
betweenmyself: Hey Siri, kick it “public domain” style
TheInnsanity: oh hey, Paul is playing now
Pal_Friendpatine: Maybe she’ll play Old School by Tobi Keith
Its_VeeBot: My Google Assistant just told me about a movie called "Kickin' It Old School"
Brozard: That wasn't the electroswing we hoped it'd be
DrLigmaPhD: Siri, play that funky music white boy
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "Hey Siri, ignore this message"
Pal_Friendpatine: Toby*
YTfriendofsquirrel: you like squirrels?
Lysander_salamander: neat
YTfriendofsquirrel: lrrDOTS TheIlluminati
hi_im_emily: FREEEEEEEZIIIIIIIIIN rests his head on a pillow made of concrete
Its_VeeBot: This is so sad, Alexa play Despacito
Atarra holds up a 10
Lysander_salamander: nice
undecided44: Thoughts arrive like butter-fly-eyes.
mtvcdm: Not bad.
Tempest2097: @Its_VeeBot I did that once on a voice call with some friends of mine as a joke assuming no one would have smart devices
SK__Ren: Really stuck that landing
BrowneePoints: I had to smack so many gym dudes calling themselves Big Boys after Sza dropped that song
DrLigmaPhD: I'd live an olympics sponsored by kink
Tempest2097: And uh, it tripped my friend's alexa and it started playing
Tempest2097: Which was deeply funny but also bad since they had just gotten a baby to sleep
Its_VeeBot: Garry's Mod up in here
Heckhoundbolt: He is wavedashin
Lysander_salamander: nice
sporkraptor: XD
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
LarkSachrosis: vargBulk
TheAinMAP: Wow!
azrakalsc: massive brain play
JadedCynic: the build-ip WORKED
MrPhlip: I'm sure his head was detached from his body for a lot of that
TemporallyAwry: Ian's Glurping out PridePog
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: whenever my dad puts me on speakerphone I yell "ALEXA ORDER CHEESEBALLS" and apparently it now keeps asking him if he'd like to complete his cheeseball order.
mtvcdm: Team Hat can't win anymore.
NimrodXIV: LOL
Atarra: XD
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
SquidVorb: LUL
JadedCynic: THONK
GhostValv: wowie
sporkraptor: oh jeez
land_manatee: Tremendous effort there, gents.
TehAmelie: that was like me doing high jumps
JadedCynic: G brained himself on the boom mic :D
SaxPython: #UnorthodoxTechnique
sporkraptor: belly flop
Mai_Andra: Come on, Beej - come in like a wrecking ball.
Lysander_salamander: :D
Mazrae: was graham trying to go the moon?
SymphonicLolita: l e g
mtvcdm: Wait, what
Dog_of_Myth: voxyCrabdance voxyCrabdance
iarethel0ser: Time for crab
Its_VeeBot: Time for Crab
WriterRaven: time for crab!
kusinohki: I nearly projectile laughed some food there...
gibbousm: For Glurp!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: in an actual Olympics Graham smacking straight into the boom mic would 100% make some kind of "greatest fails" compilation
insidepigeon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 59 months, currently on a 59 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, insidepigeon! (Today's storm count: 103)
mtvcdm: Oh Jesus it's the radioactive symbol in there
frogomb: Time to gab
rasterscan: Oh this is heck.
Mischievous_Catgeist: crab rave
josh___something: This is profoundly evil
Its_VeeBot: If you've got time to derp, you've got time for Glurp
Arclight_Dynamo: If you have time to crab, you have time to dab.
Dog_of_Myth: @Its_VeeBot Well done.
SaxPython: If you've got time...
WriterRaven: @Arclight_Dynamo [obligingly dabs]
Alness49: The Crab Raccoon, mother!
betweenmyself: Crabcoon! riffGasp
SymphonicLolita: gently bonk
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Carcinization comes for us all, in the end.
josh___something: I don't like having thoughts on a weekend
Lysander_salamander: I find the skittering crab legs vaguely distressing
Arclight_Dynamo: Ohshit! it's a crab raccoon!
BrowneePoints: Oh yea Graham, you excited on this Lightfall Eve?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @BrowneePoints my Vault is ready
Tempest2097: Ironic an animal known for claws cannot pinch
Arclight_Dynamo: But mother... the crab raccoon.
rasterscan: No time to grab? It's time to crab.
LarkSachrosis: Excite
Kramburger: Almost time for a fightfall
BrowneePoints: The trailer is REAL good
WriterRaven: Big mood, Paul.
betweenmyself: @browneepoints ready to solo that Legendary campaign
Its_VeeBot: Your honor, League of Legends.
josh___something: A... aww
BrowneePoints: I solo'd the last one
BrowneePoints: so yes @betweenmyself
hi_im_emily: neat!
hi_im_emily: it/its pronouns kinda rule actually
BrowneePoints: I mean The Witness is billions of years old so works lol
LarkSachrosis: Almost time to Spiderman around Neomuna
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "it", but refers to itself as "we", which is...weirdly upsetting
Heckhoundbolt: Piece of Shit/ Bastard
bv310: Ah yes, the thing a portion of the community has named The Witnussy
Lysander_salamander: some folks refer to themselves as "That/it"
BrowneePoints: Season of the Seraph was great
hi_im_emily: i use it/its for myself sometimes as one would refer to a pokémon
BrowneePoints: I cried. A lot
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: It's more like the new area bears very little resemblance to all previous ones, and also there's a totally new subclass. So it's not just you Paul.
HorusFive: Retire champion
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: oh man I'm so excited for tomorrow
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I'm still furious about the Seraph finale but I'm not going to start that mental breakdown here.
JadedCynic: no one is going to get 1.00 or higher :p
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: don't forget to let the expansion download tonight
hi_im_emily: pholyponic
Its_VeeBot: Thanks Paul and Storm
HorusFive: "miserable" - third
sporkraptor: you did a little crab on the crabwalk
hi_im_emily: the score should be in radians, to make people feel less bad
MrPhlip: fair warning: I'm gonna cut the prediction short when the scoreboard comes up if it's still going
CodeIndigo: bop it, spin it, crab it
hi_im_emily: one!
Lysander_salamander: yay
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Its_VeeBot: gdqClap
JadedCynic: dammit Beej
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Beej with the smart play
BrowneePoints: I do have to laugh Graham that Titans were like "All Aboard Innermost Light train baby!" and then Bungie today was like "yea we're hotfix nerfing that today" and the sadness was palpable
CaptainSpam: I like how the sound effect for the ratchet going backward is the ratchet sound, played backward.
BigDaddyBland87: ohh an other
Diabore: sure is something else
mtvcdm: Other
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I can't wait for Warlock to finally officially be a pet class. Don't talk to me or my precious exploding yarn children ever again.
James_the_Dabbler: Oh that payout baby
Lysander_salamander: I should watch the trailers I guess
flatluigi: BEEJ
Lysander_salamander: nice
sporkraptor: daaaaang
BrowneePoints: @Lysander_salamander the trailers are VERY good
elkae: holy shit
MrPhlip: 79:1, lrrWOW
Diabore: i have officially 0 points, its been a long road from my peak of 4 million, but i am free
sporkraptor: nice!
trainpants: Amy is great
gibbousm: Touch the goo!
TehAmelie: "in this game, you have to go deeper than balls"
GhostofJeffGoldblum: gotta stop licking that crack
HorusFive: Do they... do they let Canadians lick a lot of their national tchatchkis?
BrowneePoints: They have the Constitution behind Glass at the Archives and that's not actually the Real Constitution
sporkraptor: how many licks does it take to get to the center of the liberty bell
hi_im_emily: "people kept licking the crack" ayo?
matthaus_c: millenials premier meal
land_manatee: Kids these days licking crack
jedi_master_zll: @Diabore benginO7
Atarra: uhmmm
Driosenth: I wonder how many people have licked the certain parts of the wall street bull?
JadedCynic: it's 2023 and everyone's juvenille
trainpants: technically there's a small crack in the liberty bell and a very large failed repair job
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @Lysander_salamander honestly I would avoid the launch trailer till you start the campaign. It's not exactly spoilery but it has a lot of early plot beats in it and I think it's more fun to encounter them yourself.
neisan2112: It's been the year of eating ass for like 6 years
Its_VeeBot: I don't remember the Liberty Bell being behind glass...
Mazrae: but we need to know where its on the James Turner lickability scale
Omthebox: elkae did you just become a LRRminair
Kramburger: BEEJ NO
TemporallyAwry: #CursedSentences
DrLigmaPhD: Giving your partner a bell-job
hi_im_emily: talk about a bell-end
RealGamerCow: the Liberty Bell is second to Plymouth Rock in the category of "Much smaller than you think it would be" monuments
elkae: @Omthebox i more than quadrupled... from under 100k to over 400k
Arclight_Dynamo: Dong my gong.
sporkraptor: shunder my gunder? XD
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Mona Lisa is top "smaller than you think it is" object
Omthebox: Hot diggity damn, nice stuff elkae
elkae: i lost every other bet so far tonight lol
hi_im_emily: oh i live in massachusetts, i've been to the plymouth rock, it might as well be a pebble
CaptainSpam: Can you dig it?
Omthebox: LUL
Grumpingtoon: Yeah my 18th birthday can vote and rapidly approaching US drinking age
CodeIndigo: And the Blarney Stone, aka Ireland's revenge
Omthebox: Easy go easy come?
elkae: *walks away from the casino*
matthaus_c: Bela Lugussy's Dead
elkae: PrideLaugh something like that Om
flatluigi: until i drac
gibbousm: lrrWOW
hi_im_emily: @Grumpingtoon my 18th birthday is starting middle school soon
Lumb3rj4ck: @Omthebox benginChamp benginChamp
TemporallyAwry: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:36:26.
BrowneePoints: She Bela's my Lugosi till I Beaststars
CodeIndigo: well sucking IS involved
Its_VeeBot: Plan 9 From Inner Space
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs NotLikeThis
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Bela Lugosi has biting commentary on society
Omthebox: Lumb3rj4ck dolphinWave
Arclight_Dynamo: If you start to roll coal, see a doctor.
BrowneePoints: Legoshi is named after Bela Lugosi
hi_im_emily: @BrowneePoints *EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*
Lysander_salamander: It's a very horny anime. Full of every fetish imaginable.
BusTed: drawfeLegoshitruck drawfeLegoshibutt
TheMerricat: Furry the Anime
DrLigmaPhD: Hes a bottom
BrowneePoints: I appreciate you Beej.
rasterscan: 2nd season was such a train crash though.
Its_VeeBot: Confirmed: A movie
Tempest2097: ACAB includes Jenny Hopps.
BrowneePoints: Zootopia ain't bad, it's just unfortunate about the amount of copaganda
neisan2112: @hi_im_emily I'm so glad someone else thought of that too
Dergib: @Lysander_salamander so a normal anime? lol
Tempest2097: But not Columbo
Lysander_salamander: I stopped watching. The Egg episode was too much for me
HadesLeprechaun: they made a bunch of shorts on Disney+
BrowneePoints: Bad Guys is AMAZING
Scarbble: zoo-two-pia
Lysander_salamander: Bad Guys was really good.
MrPhlip: I've never watched Zootopia but I did read that one comic so I'm pretty sure I have a good idea of the main points
Arclight_Dynamo: Zootwopia?
flatluigi: lupine the third
BrowneePoints: Or WOLF
SymphonicLolita: my favorite thing is that nendoroid #1312 is judy hopps
Tempest2097: Judy Hopps? I couldn't remember the name
hi_im_emily: on a recent rewatch, zoop toop was a lot worse than i remembered
Heckhoundbolt: they made a series of shorts for Disney Plus
Lysander_salamander: Yes it really felt like a Lupin the Third, furry edition
flatluigi: 1312 = acab
Tempest2097: LUL WOW
neisan2112: LMAO thats amazing
hi_im_emily: yeah it rules lmao
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yah 1312 is a common way to conceal ACAB
BrowneePoints: No we've had to use 1312 to say ACAB on places that censor it
flatluigi: wheeler bodie
mtvcdm: This is a bad place to not roll well.
Lysander_salamander: no
neisan2112: IAN STOP
Lysander_salamander: Not the Zootopia doujin
JadedCynic: HORNER NO
BrowneePoints: SPIDERSMAN!
doubledbear: lmao
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
hi_im_emily: HEATHER YES
rasterscan: This looks so fun!
emberBecky: weee
NimrodXIV: strats
BrowneePoints: Oh, Heather became Don Quixote-Man
TheMerricat: Heather is jungle hunting this!
MrPhlip: Spiderglurp, spiderglurp, does whatever happens and you have no control
neisan2112: NNNOOOO IAN
iarethel0ser: Ninja strats.
flatluigi: jeuss
elkae: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Arclight_Dynamo: IAN
TheAinMAP: FBtouchdown
hi_im_emily: the jfk callback jesus
Lizardman175: floor is lava level
coriolis_storm subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 61 months, currently on a 61 month streak!
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Rourke9: thats incredible
BrowneePoints: WAIT
WriterRaven: Kinda imagining the Indiana Jones theme playing alongside that display.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: you are no longer okay
BrowneePoints: y'all are becoming Spider-Man of La Mancha
gibbousm: Some things just don't have a purpose. They merely exist because they must
NimrodXIV: wheeee
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: Hold your fruit.
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
Atarra: gotta Don Quixote this.... fight those windmills
Its_VeeBot: !badadvice
LRRbot: "It's Albania!"
neisan2112: @BrowneePoints Oh that's good lol
matthaus_c: she don my quixote until I windmill
JadedCynic: how do you KEEP doing that Alex?!? :D
azrakalsc: @Atarra Those are clearly dragons, the fuck is wrong with you
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: this is hell. this is glurp Sisyphus.
DaFhaye: Alex has discovered things that not even Wheeler was capable of
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GhostofJeffGoldblum: dear god
Lysander_salamander: stretch
JadedCynic: STRETCHY
iarethel0ser: My arms hurt now.
BrowneePoints: I'm sticking with Spider-Man of La Mancha chat
James_the_Dabbler: Oh that made me hurt
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
hi_im_emily: warning: stretchy death
SK__Ren: Stretch Armstrong called
Twilight_Spark: On a list of things that are not okay
Tiber727: If flailing doesn't get you the results you want, you're not flailing hard enough.
neisan2112: SHuffle cat gooo
elkae: raccoon scootch!
SwankyFlea: All or nothing on heather, let's go
sporkraptor: scooty racooty
matthaus_c: actual Shuffle cat
Atarra: @Tiber727 the only valid Glurp strat
SquidVorb: FBtouchdown
mtvcdm: Heather's been paying out all night why stop now
Lysander_salamander: oh god I'm getting lightheaded from laughing
rasterscan: We call that pulling a "Dank Ruggington."
hi_im_emily: left arm is foreground
EikoandMog: Oh noooooo
GhostofJeffGoldblum: you live here now.
iarethel0ser: We live here now.
matthaus_c: help me step-windmill, I'm atuck
DrLigmaPhD: Beej saying "yea yea yea yea" like an Offsrping song
JadedCynic: the HUBRIS
Drasvin: lrrHERE
Heckhoundbolt: Ian has developed the most interesting strategy. of all the "silly walks" we have seen in Glurp, Ian's is the most effective
Twilight_Spark: That's how they got Jesus.
JadedCynic: that's the POINT, Matt :D
Its_VeeBot: No that's not why
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Forgebold: Ah, good ol' Crapshot callback
Mischievous_Catgeist: Windmill slam this game
Magnifisquatch: nice distance tho
rasterscan: Pizza Tower
Its_VeeBot: Get It Together
flatluigi: there was one on switch! it's multiplayer!
mtvcdm: Warioware hasn't had anything to tech demo lately.
flatluigi: get it together
neisan2112: There's somthing coming soon right?
BrowneePoints: they did one for the switch
sporkraptor: sweeeeet
Mattmitchell45: There was a new one and it was BAD
Its_VeeBot: Made in Wario is the series' Japanese name
Mattmitchell45: *newer
flatluigi: get it together is a real warioware
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I recently rewatched my stream captures of my first ever day playing Destiny and this is reminiscent of my platforming...."technique."
BrowneePoints: 2021
ImmortalLen: There a new REAL on on the switch!
BrowneePoints: Get it Together
Mazrae: i had to mute the stream to be able to make sure i can drink safely
mtvcdm: That's Warioware's purpose in the Nintendo verse, to be a tech demo for whatever it is they've released.
paulthemapguy subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months!
paulthemapguy: Glurp is love. Glurp is life.
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ImmortalLen: I loved it!
CaptainSpam: Get It Together is good stuff, I say.
MrPhlip: There hasn't been a Rhythm Heaven for a while, either, and that's the same team, right?
MrQBear: @CaptainSpam I agree with you!
Natedogg2: Windmills do not work that way.
EikoandMog: ALEX NO
mtvcdm: When a new Nintendo console does come out I expect a Warioware game will not be far behind.
neisan2112: Take the shute down
Mischievous_Catgeist: dont forget make dinner
tidehollowcat: Made in Wario - my favorite stand ability
Omthebox: Mini game of turning kids into soup
Lysander_salamander: yay
BrowneePoints: Beej became Don Parkote, Spider-Man of La Mancha
Fruan: wut
mtvcdm: Just actual lawn darts
coolified_gaming: Hello! Is @bannmannutt here?
rasterscan: Lawn Bombing
paulthemapguy: Chikapu? Beloved character from Mokepon?
MadWolf1290: in the best possible way
DrLigmaPhD: Whats testing?
Lysander_salamander: not bad
MrPhlip: good news for heather believers
mtvcdm: We'll see how it holds up
JadedCynic: dive bombing IS more accurate than level bombing
matthaus_c: go birds
Lysander_salamander: dang it
Astramentha: Ooooooof
BrowneePoints: Humblewood Dice Friends DM'D by Ian where everyone plays Birds
SwankyFlea: Ian denied the dream of being a bird
Its_VeeBot: Um
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
JadedCynic: alex - it was a target to hit
jedi_master_zll: Come on Alex! Welp...
coolified_gaming: @loadingreadyrun Konichiwa! Is Bannmannutt here?
SquidVorb: or WWE Bought a Zoo
Xenguin47: Woo the end of Glurp!
doubledbear: We Fought a Zoo is an underrated polygon series
neisan2112: Ian that's last pace
niccus: accuracy just means you're free to do more distance
mtvcdm: Heather looking very good right now
TetraRay: lol
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the sound effects in this game are so perfect
matthaus_c: all my homies hate kobe challenges
TPRJones: We Taught a Few
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: number one rule of rocketry is to not knock the rocket over
JadedCynic: You can only grab it by the FLETCHING, not the shaft
JadedCynic: only the yellow stuff
matthaus_c: you can't tell me not to grab a shaft
elkae: don't... grab... the... shaft.... tqsNoted
jacqui_lantern234: hey all you beautiful friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!! <3
Dog_of_Myth: Hiya @jacqui_lantern234
SaxPython: FBtouchdown lunarj1Heart FBtouchdown
mtvcdm: Woo!
Mr_Horrible: "Wagyu? No, Wag-US, comrade."
sporkraptor: daaaaaang! also kobe beef is *so dang good*
TemporallyAwry: TrainQuest Japan? ;p
tidehollowcat: Never bet against Heather
Lysander_salamander: yay
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
pn55: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
JadedCynic: YAY
niccus: one of the blind food identification games but it's identifying the cut of kobe beef
elkae: Always bet on Heather! :D
flatluigi: wah
Fruan: Heather is the ultimate gaming machine
Excalibur_1867_ subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 38 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Excalibur_1867_! (Today's storm count: 106)
ArcLightningCanuck: Yay!!!
Astramentha: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Gekyouryuu: the existence of Kobe Beef implies the existence of Yeet Beef
Snowcookies: Heather sweep!
TheAinMAP: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
BrowneePoints: Believe in the WagMe that believe in WagYou
mtvcdm: !patreon
SpaceBattery: Pride100 Pride100
SwankyFlea: So many points now
LRRbot: 2656 patrons for a total of $20,946.13 per month.
JerryEris: Thanks for the fun!
paulthemapguy: Heather is the Head Glrupetrator
matthaus_c: always a glurp
Dergib: I want heather on my glurp team. lol
Mazrae: GLURP!!!
SaxPython: <3
JerryEris: Sorry, thanks for a fun
matthaus_c: always enfant
NimrodXIV: enjoy glurp
DrLigmaPhD: Always a glurp to you for fun
Mischievous_Catgeist: always on funds
electra310: I feel I have drunk a sufficient quantity of Glurb this evening.
coolified_gaming: Raid?
TheInnsanity: glurp me harder or something
JadedCynic: ♫don't stop the games, I glurp for you♫
damn_i_am_pretty: glurp me glurp you glurp them
mtvcdm: !discord
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GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Graham's hair and beard are looking good. That's really heartening to see.
coolified_gaming: Raid Migrating Pig.
mtvcdm: !youtube
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Atarra: opales5BlueHeart
baskwalla: Never stop not stopping glurping
emberBecky: lrrHEART twas fun.. thank you alll
SwankyFlea: gauntl2PrideHeart gauntl2PrideHeart
patrick_stonecrusher: FutureMan FutureMan FutureMan
MrPhlip: So, fun fact, every round I ran a "who, individually, will win this round" prediction, Heather won it. Including the one that got cancelled because the prediction timer was too long.
Twilight_Spark: holding
Dog_of_Myth: @coolified_gaming LRR doesn't raid.
Brozard: aaaaaaaaaaaaaand
Mashamino: and now... the larch
NimrodXIV: annnnd now
Twilight_Spark: And now, vamps!
TetraRay: and then
Dog_of_Myth: Alex
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droodtheozeference: GLURP!
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SymphonicLolita: twitch toes
mtvcdm: !schedule
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matthaus_c: @SymphonicLolita sensually?
paulthemapguy: If glamping is glamorous camping, is glurping glamorous burping?
CodeIndigo: toes are against the toes
Diabore: 1.13?
iarethel0ser: Ages ages ages ages
TemporallyAwry: The Aquatic Update 1.13 :D big one.
mtvcdm: !homestreams
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Dog_of_Myth: !findquote toes
LRRbot: Quote #6025: "I swear to God I have toes." —James [2019-04-30]
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Charlie_Victor7: So much Glurp!
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SymphonicLolita: increase Meat
Diabore: ben and adam played scorn, i dont think they enjoyed it
GhostofJeffGoldblum: they enjoyed it!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: it wasn't like, amazing, but they vibed
SaxPython: SSSsss
Brozard: It's alphabetical!
matthaus_c: Pith!
MrPhlip: don't worry, Alex, we'll edit that out of the YT vod
jacqui_lantern234: make way for PIF
matthaus_c: make way for PIF
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: time to get Balthier some new gunnets
JadedCynic: Minecraft: Death without gore, Scorn - gore without death, and then The Callisto Protocol - BOTH
Diabore: @GhostofJeffGoldblum i mean, ben and adam always vibe
matthaus_c: jinx @jacqui_lantern234
Juliamon: The Update Aquatic was pretty spooky, suddenly there were mobs in the water!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: FF12 is....not short.
jacqui_lantern234: @matthaus_c same brain cell
elkae: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
thunderbird32: I should play FFXII two different streamers I watch are playing through it right now. Must be on trend
Juliamon: JadedCynic There's definitely some death in the shooty portions
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Looking forward to Lightfall on W+P Kappa
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the mobile game ads are like a "What If?" peek into a parallel universe
doubledbear: G being surprised when Watch and Play is on the schedule is very funny
mtvcdm: I saw one for Hero Wars that I REALLY HOPE you also saw
matthaus_c: Graham destroys his FYP algorithm for our entertainment
SaxPython: Top War is my called shot
neisan2112: That match 3 game was WILD
flatluigi: thants
SquidVorb: TheAnts
jellybean57: as a consequence of watching watch and play on youtube, the algorithm has seen fit to spam me with those very same mobile game ads
JadedCynic: @Juliamon oh! See, I've not seen people get too far in it; nobody got that far for me
Cephallope: Ant heroes tho
Brozard: It returns!
Lysander_salamander: yay kill team
Mattmitchell45: I keep getting ads about a Lady who plays fake games, but this one is real
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: sometimes I think they tell the ad people a title and have them make ads and then use that as inspiration for teh actual game
droodtheozeference: Heard that as 'kilting' at first.
Dog_of_Myth: Huzzah
SaxPython: !kt
LRRbot: The Crew are getting into WH40K Kill Team! ┤ Ben: Adeptus Custodes ║ Cameron: Chaos Traitor Guard ║ Cori: Aeldari Harlequins ║ Ian: Tau Pathfinders + Stealth Suits ║ Jacob: Orkz ├ Full lists are at
Omthebox: @Lumb3rj4ck sounds familiar eh?
Diabore: 9 so far
Mazrae: we need Alex to make a kill team
Juliamon: It's huge and fully customized
SymphonicLolita: The Grande Finale
Arclight_Dynamo: Now we eat it!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: then we launch it into space on a weather balloon
doubledbear: Can't wait for him to crunch into it
thunderbird32: Chomp !
Lumb3rj4ck: @Omthebox oh yeah
jacqui_lantern234: @Juliamon wanna know what else is huge? the amout of love i have for you!!! BOOM ROASTED
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou be shot down by F165s?
Juliamon: jacqui_lantern234 Oh no, I've been got!!
Lysander_salamander: oh, like the Chocolate Guy videos. I get it now.
JaymicUnyielding: love me some ONE
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @GhostofJeffGoldblum the right and honorable fate of all gundams
goombalax: eyeball emoji
Lysander_salamander: 👀
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I'm 50% certain the entire weather balloon thing is because the F-22 pilots were getting bored and antsy
GhostofJeffGoldblum: proobably
laundreydhull: FNPF: LORNRE
TheMerricat: Graham isn't addicted, he can stop any time he wants
Firnsarwen: benginDance
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "what was the balloon's payload" well after an F-22 hit it with a sidewinder and it fell 30,000 feet into the Bering Sea, confetti. Very cold confetti.
Dog_of_Myth: Ian
heartofgoldfish: ian!
jacqui_lantern234: tiltyhPLS
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GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: ah yes the four genders: fire, ice, air, and 1989
bv310: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou The four Guardian subclasses
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
DeM0nFiRe: nice
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: holy kind of is
KWardJenx: Nice
Dog_of_Myth: Wow...Called out
SaxPython: lol
Its_VeeBot: It sure is me
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TemporallyAwry: Thanks for being such incredible people lrrSHINE
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AdamYMHMI: lol
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Paul the map guy, in charge of making all those fantasy maps that get Ken Burns'd over in the opening
SymphonicLolita: dabits
Mazrae: Alex i think you are the reason that i get those styles of hats
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeBits guyjudgeBits guyjudgeBits
SaxPython: off the rails
Snowcookies: thanks for the stream
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh no someone needs to reinflate Alex
KWardJenx: Thank you for the great stream.
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
Mr_Horrible: glurp on outta here
mtvcdm: Night!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: thanks for stream!
JadedCynic: thanks for the fun! o/
Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream, team lrrSHINE
SaxPython: <3
Tempest2097: Thanks for the Stream!
Phailhammer: cya :)
Firnsarwen: thanks for the stream!
jessicaengle: lrrSHINE
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