Crossing the Streams || Drink more Glurp

 airylan: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Bake your sword into a loaf of french bread.
 Diabore: !goodadvice
  LRRbot: Don't listen to some bot in Twitch chat...
 TehAmelie: no, i think it's correct about that bad advice
 TheSpindash: !findquote advice
  LRRbot: Quote #7788: "My advice on that is warped by playing magic." —Cameron, on the playability of a magic card [2021-09-24]
 TehAmelie: if you want to smuggle a weapon into prison, a sword baked into a baguette is probably too obvious
ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: another box, and in that box is another box which I mailed to myself. And when it arrives, I'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!
ihlendrax: Hammer time!
 Diabore: yall got your cans of glurp ready?
 DarkMorford: GLURP
 MAPBoardgames: In the center box is a flea which used to be the protagonist
 Darleysam: camel urp super glurp camel urp super glurp camel urp super glurp
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 Favre_the_Undead: 'lo
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 albatros064: grink more dlurp, i say
 TehAmelie: camelurp slupergup no wait
SaxPython: @TehAmelie   
 Fruan: Derp! That! Glurp!
 laikagoat:  glurp slurpin 
 jedi_master_zll: !findquote drink
  LRRbot: Quote #184: "Daytime drinking takes a lot of effort. You have to drink just enough to coast." —Graham [2015-04-30]
 BigDaddyBland87: time to drink some glurp
  mtvcdm: I love that this game that you can very often find on sale for 99 cents has become such a beloved and highly anticipated game around here. Who needs $70 AAA titles.
 TehAmelie: hey, i got Dark Souls on sale for five bucks and i'm probably close to 5000 hours into that
  mtvcdm: Best dollar LRR ever spent
 MAPBoardgames: Remember: you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.
 Manae: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Drink More Glurp) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (0s ago).
 BigDaddyBland87:   
 Stoffern: I don't know what glurp is
 SymphonicLolita:  
SaxPython: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 airylan:   
 They_Are_Alyx:    
 IbunWest:   
 MAPBoardgames:   
 Manae:    
 TehAmelie: whoa
 laikagoat:   
 TemporallyAwry:  on the dot 
Riandisa:   
 GhostValv:   
 jedi_master_zll:   
 SymphonicLolita: time to Glurp More Drink!
 irenrose:       
 paronomasiac042: GLURP!
 irenrose:   
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 eric_christian_berg: Woohoo! Five years, baby!
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 MAPBoardgames: 
TheAinMAP: Signal.
 matthaus_c: but *how* is glurp
 Radyin: !quote 3114
  LRRbot: Quote #3114: "I am not drinking from Ian's electric unicorn." —Cameron [2016-08-05]
 GredGredmansson: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a family stream.
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 laikagoat:  slurpa da glurpa 
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 TemporallyAwry: Also - just finished Spice8Rack's new video, and wow was that a trip.
 Drasvin: Glurp!
mendokusai_jamesdean:    
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: IM HERE FOR GLURP
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Crossing the Streams! Tonight it is imperative that we Drink more Glurp! Why? No one knows! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FqA9MhXaMAEwa0z.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1630372310422269953
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 GredGredmansson: oh dang perfect timing
 SpaceBattery: glurp time!!!!!!
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 GredGredmansson: I'm filling out a "favorite pokemon" thing right now so this'll be good BGM
 Radyin: Has Alex Glurped before
 fastlane250: G L U R P
 irenrose: @TemporallyAwry Oh you, I am putting off watching it till morning because I wanted to catch this stream
 SymphonicLolita: I hope my dinner finishes cooking in the next 3 minutes
 TemporallyAwry: @irenrose I cheated a bit and watched it at x3 to have time :'D
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 TemporallyAwry: I'll have to rewatch it again tomorrow.
 lamina5432: evening
SaxPython: Is this alex's first enGLURPening?
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 Pteraspidomorphi: Arms? Legs? No, glurp.
Lizardman175: @Radyin pretty sure he has
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 iiieye: Trying to avoid thinking about something, so thanks for being around
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 irenrose: @TemporallyAwry That's fair, but also, your making me wayyy to hyped for it
 jedi_master_zll: !findquote glurp
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
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 hatboozeparty: 
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 matthaus_c: you must find the glurp inside yourself
 TemporallyAwry: @irenrose it lives up to the hype 
Nuha: Glurp!!!
Fantusta: GLRRP
 Pteraspidomorphi: There's no audio yet, right?
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 wordmogul:   
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, wordmogul! (Today's storm count: 19)
 Two_Hats: Just in time for glurp
Mortimew: *gets crushed by ad-valanche*
baskwalla: Glurrrrrrrrrrrp
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 BigDaddyBland87: @Pteraspidomorphi it's quiet for me
kruudelis subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 114 months!
 kruudelis: *pounds on table* Glurp! Glurp! Glurp!
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 irenrose: Glurp on wayne
WriterRaven: I am here for the Glurpening!
 Drasvin: The silent glurp is the deadliest
adambomb625: Glurp Time!
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 matthaus_c: !findquote silent
  LRRbot: Quote #1713: "Staying silent for an hour is something I do for hours at a time." —Cameron [2016-02-04]
LostThePirate: Glurp! Glurp! Glurp!
 TemporallyAwry: !searchfortreasure
  LRRbot: You find: a Gem!
baskwalla: Always watch your back for sneak glurp
 TemporallyAwry: Darn was hoping for a potion 
 paronomasiac042: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: 25 pounds of quickly rotting fruit
 OldManJohnsonMB: Drink MORE Glurp?  I just finished my last bowl
kusinohki: GLURP!!
kusinohki: 
iarethel0ser: There's always room for glurp.
 CururuGuasu: There’s always room for Glurp
TheAinMAP:   
 Davlenagain: no sound?
 TemporallyAwry: Mic 5!
 BigDaddyBland87: no sound?
  mtvcdm: No audi?
 SAJewers: muted?
 tidehollowcat: no sound
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 They_Are_Alyx: Intro is muted
 Driosenth: audio?
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : Friends, join me now in exploring the human body's maximum GLURP capacity!
 DigitalSeahorse: Wish me luck keeping food and pain meds down pls
 NightValien28: GLURP GLURP GLURP
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 lirazel64: This is a non-Prime prime sub.
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 OldManJohnsonMB: The Glurp has taken away my sound
 hatboozeparty: Help, im deaf
ghyllnox: No sound here either
SquidVorb: Mooted
 paronomasiac042: we're gonna do this again!
 irenrose: You just need to overcharge your glurp organ
 SymphonicLolita: woo my chicken nuggies are done just on time
 niccus: oh i thought i accidentally left the bluetooth headset on
 IbunWest: All the audio has been glurped
 Drasvin: Intro is muted for me
Orxolon: i'm listening the intro in my head 
Tempest2097: Oh thank god I was worried it was on my end
 stevestein: It's Crossing the Streams Quietly
 tidehollowcat: @DigitalSeahorse   
 TehAmelie: wouldn't worry about it until someone tries to speak
 fjordsword: same
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: the Glurp took my ears!
 BigDaddyBland87: and reset
  mtvcdm: Trying this again!
 KaleidoscopeMind: i guess it is up to us to make the glurp sounds
 Drasvin: 
 RealGamerCow: The elusive Graham Garruk Beard
 jedi_master_zll: 
 Phailhammer: 
 Twilight_Spark: Oh, I just screwed with my sound options for a good 20s before looking at chat.
 DigitalSeahorse: Intro mute
AveryCorvus: My ads were also muted so I thought it was me
 BigDaddyBland87: 
 Heckhoundbolt: I thought it odd there was no audio during the 5 minute countdown
 wordmogul: Take 2! We’ll get there!
TheAinMAP: 
NimrodXIV: first game's sponsor is earplugs
 matthaus_c: everything is glurp
Tempest2097: WOO SOUND
JerryEris: There we go
 NotCainNorAbel: sound
 GhostValv: it good now
  mtvcdm: There we go
 bubba0077: I thought it was weird there was no Big Giant Circles, but then no audio on intro too
LostThePirate: Take 2!
 djalternative: Everyone back to Ones
 Davlenagain: sound
 LordZarano:  Do-over do-over!
 lamina5432: sound
 RealGamerCow: we glurpin
 TemporallyAwry: Bleep Bloop
Fantusta: I hear the glrrp!
 Heckhoundbolt: there we go
ArcLightningCanuck: sound!
 paronomasiac042: ooo, glurpy
 BigDaddyBland87: hey there we go
SquidVorb: SOUND!
micalovits: Glurp music!
 Fruan: bloop!
ghyllnox: Sounds good
 They_Are_Alyx: Glurp sounds!
LostThePirate: Doot doot
 KaleidoscopeMind: blooop
 lirazel64: Tiptoing across the strea.... there we are.
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : Bloop
 ah_fantastico: Yay!
 hatboozeparty: Glurporious!
 tidehollowcat: Auditory sensations!
 SymphonicLolita: [glurp]
 DigitalSeahorse: There's game sound
 land_manatee: There's that gloopy sound
Spanked42: Thank goodness for the intros. Good way to figure out if audio is working or not lol
Orxolon: mic 5?
 SubatomicAura: Glurp!
 Drasvin: Sound get 
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: it's glurps McKenzie!
Tempest2097: We are Go for GLURP
 laikagoat:   
ButButTheJesus: ohai folks, is it time to Glurp it up?
Fanklok: We get signal
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 lithopseffect: 7 years or something, i don't know 
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 irenrose: Please glurp into the mic sir
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Rytel: You can't handle this much Glurp!
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: GLURP!!!!!
nyperold: Main screen turn on
xythrogar subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 26 months!
 xythrogar: let's get glurpy!
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 paronomasiac042: my favorite part of 'Drink More Glurp' is when Glurp says "it's glurpin' time" and glurps all over the place
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 Lumb3rj4ck: home sick, but at least i can drink more glurp LIVE 
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 Alas_Babylon: !advice
  LRRbot: Destroy gender. 
ButButTheJesus: @paronomasiac042 
 drfox17: o/ frands
 SnackPak_:  glurp 
 They_Are_Alyx: Hell yeah LRRBot
 DigitalSeahorse: Bweh 
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 GhostValv: 
ihlendrax: I wonder if we’ll ever find glurp in the box….
SaxPython: 
TheAinMAP:   
 IbunWest: 
Fanklok: First try
 MAPBoardgames: 
 NightValien28: YEAAAAAAAH
frogomb: GLURP!
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 forestfieldforestfield:   
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Ivalenz_: 
 ChaoticObserver: Friends, let us Glurp
Mortimew:   
airylan subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 13 months!
 airylan: GLUUUURP!
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CastleOtranto subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 115 months!
 CastleOtranto: Drinkin' dat GLURP!
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 matthaus_c: 
 TemporallyAwry: This intro is such a delightful snapshot of it's time.
Orxolon: so you are saying the masked guy Ian lifts is Graham!?
 damn_i_am_pretty: ah, Glurp the only soft drink that drinks you
red_shoes_jeff subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 61 months, currently on a 61 month streak!
 red_shoes_jeff: I could really go for some tasty, tasty Glurp right now...
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SaxPython: 
 matthaus_c: IT GLURPS
 Kramburger: JLURP
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 SymphonicLolita: 
 emberBecky: \o/
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Glurp!
 underhill33: 
 paronomasiac042: Steve Jobs?!
 NightValien28: GLUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
 eric_christian_berg: Hipster Graham!
JerryEris: Glurp? How delightful!
 TehAmelie: hiya!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 SnackPak_: wooo
 MAPBoardgames: Moar color! Less taste!
  mtvcdm: !discord
  LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
kusinohki: random thought - how long before LRR is forced to reshoot this intro becasue no one recognizes the wii mote??
 fastlane250: ah, there's the G L U R P
 SnackPak_: hi Paul
 A_Dub888: Beej "Savaged in Discord" Dery
  mtvcdm: !patreon
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 matthaus_c: wait which discord
 drfox17: i love these CTS with everyone on the couch! I appreciate the effort to move the couch to the stage!
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EvilBadman: Can't believe G already ate that sausage
 Nigouki: now we have to figure out WHICH discord
Scarbble: glurrrrrrrp!
Fanklok: @kusinohki they've been meaning to resort it for years
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 Alas_Babylon: Beej "Brendan "Brian "Brian Kibler" Kibler" Dery" Dery
 paronomasiac042: get thee to a punnery!
 damn_i_am_pretty: Ian said the phrase "soft meat" and I'm scared
 niccus: is that like setting a fox in a chicken coop?
gualdhar: Nunneries get awfully horny
 drfox17: during FF12?
 Kramburger: Historically speaking, sending a horney person to a nunnery has NEVER worked out
 RealGamerCow: insert that priest/nun/gate painting here
EvilBadman: For chat: I was referencing the go live tweet
Tempest2097: I would go to a chill nunnery
 Diabore: strap in if you havent seen this before
 red_shoes_jeff: I... don't think "nunnery" means what you think it means.
LostThePirate: Glurp! Glurp! Glurp!
 MAPBoardgames: 7 if Paul plays
 drfox17: @niccus .... i wouldn't know anything about that
 Alness49: Brendon "Beej" "Mother Superior"
Tempest2097: But it would have to be REAL chill
 paronomasiac042: the Shakespearean "nunnery" was probably a whorehouse
nyperold: I drink all this Glurp just for the decoder ring, and when I decoded the message, it was just "Drinki More Glurp!".
 matthaus_c: nunneries are just lesbian communes waiting to happen
 Simonark: Nunnery was, in Shakespeare's time, a euphemism for.. not a convent.
BlackIsis: @Kramburger That depends what you mean by worked out!
squ3e: i feel like thats more a punishment for a bad nunnery
 Alas_Babylon: tl;dr for chat: Imagine if the Olympics were run by aliens and sponsors modified the rules
 Blakemcm: so many blurp dlurp sounds
 Rytel: You can
  mtvcdm: It's not possible to be an expert in Glurp. It's possible to think you are, though.
LarkSachrosis subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 77 months!
 LarkSachrosis: Gluuuuuuurp!
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squ3e: "read your scriptures, or the beej will show up!'
 tidehollowcat: Go to the nunnery, burn it down, and rescue your girlfriend like Julie d'Aubigny
  mtvcdm: As always, first game is unsponsored.
 Rytel: You can't be an expert in Glurp, you can only fail more often
nweasel subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 8 months!
 nweasel: Gluuuuurp!
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 matthaus_c: complete with corporate sponsors
 NightValien28: there's lore??
ButButTheJesus: "SPOARURTS
thunderbird32 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 64 months!
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 Alas_Babylon: How the game be do
 matthaus_c: glurp has thick lore
 GredGredmansson: more backstory rather than Lore @NightValien28
 SymphonicLolita: Glorep
 AnderKryst: 500 glurp!
 GredGredmansson: I think it's on the game's website
 red_shoes_jeff: This event brought to you by: GRA 
 niccus: do the olympics ever give you the lore? i don't think so
 korvys: Environmental storytelling
  mtvcdm: It's on the Steam page. https://store.steampowered.com/app/1056690/Drink_More_Glurp/
Sogheim subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 38 months!
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 A_Dub888: "Is the those SPARTS the kids are into?" - Glurp Aliens probably
 matthaus_c: paratext rules
 Kramburger: I'm surprised Ian isn't into Dark Souls for that reason
Ivalenz_: 
 RealGamerCow: "are you winnin, glurp?"
 neisan2112: Made it here for GLURP!!!
  Sarah_Serinde: !what
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 Bugberry: I unironically love media with other media that enhances it.
flouncy_magooo: You have to read the manga to get the whole plot
 Kramburger: WOW Paul, not cool man
SaxPython: omg.  I was going to say QWOP-like.  But QWOP came out in 2008. 
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 neisan2112: LMOA IAN
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 TheAwkes: This many!
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Solamith: QWOPlike
 SymphonicLolita: new age QWOP
 Pteraspidomorphi: Arm!
 drfox17: analog stick qwop!
 betweenmyself: So…   Thirsty…  Also delicious fluids for imbibing exist! 
 matthaus_c: GLURPline
 Mazrae: made it just in time
 Saintnex: arms, hence the grabbing
 Rytel: Two arms controlling your small orb child
 damn_i_am_pretty: it sounds easier than it is
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 TehAmelie: yep, it's pretty much analog QWOP
 OldManJohnsonMB: 'Just' hurdles
 thunderbird32: "Just"
 ah_fantastico: Looking very Run DMC
 vensers_lab_tech:    Thank the lord Ive been absolutely parched for glurp
 Bugberry: awkward start, middle and end.
  mtvcdm: Without a sponsor this is rough.
 DigitalSeahorse: 2
JadedCynic: some species on earth can grab with their feet; don't restrict your thinking
 niccus: how many naps did the guy take
 korvys: Like Titus O'Neil
 MAPBoardgames: 20 sec. solid start
 Saintnex: you can also see those slightly creepy vestigial legs
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 MostExcellentHat: 
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, MostExcellentHat! (Today's storm count: 49)
  Sarah_Serinde: We can see their tiny feet nubbins though
 matthaus_c: can I set a long distance running record by launching myself out of a cannon towards the finish
Tempest2097: A fine shufflecat indeed
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 bubba0077: Cue Alan Rickman: "Could you try not to hit Every. Single. One?"
 Malkmaven1176: GLURP!!!
 TehAmelie: it's like that time Battle Angel Alita killed that guy while clinically dead
 OldManJohnsonMB: Ian has been practicing off-stream!
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 SnackPak_: 
SaxPython: new meta
 thunderbird32: Slick
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Rytel: More seconds but less concussions
EricTheOrange: ian trying to play the game like an actual person would rather than just running through the hurdles
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 Darleysam: Hoppy Jumpums had the best blues album of 1968 don't @ me
ButButTheJesus: Tiny Brown Thing-Taker?
 DrBatman0: Y'all remember the time Ian pioneered the "ONLY DIAGONALS" control scheme for running? It was a lot like that
mishrasbauble: glrrp!
 DigitalSeahorse: Oh shit i forgot my popsicle
EricTheOrange: That was matt I think
 SymphonicLolita: styple points
 GhostValv: o7
 SymphonicLolita: style even
 ArisuGunplaSFW: Beej gets style poits
 A_Dub888: "Oh, we've cracked it." "Oh, my character cracked"
Spanked42: wait...are those...
 Heckhoundbolt: How did Graham do so well?
 DrBatman0: can we get a channel points bet going?
Tempest2097: Beej has it on artistic points..
 TheAwkes: Or the other rocket one where everyone went, ducking and dodging things until someone just tucked into a tiny ball and motored straight through.
 elkae: they're tiny appendages, definitely not balls hanging down
Spanked42: OH are those just short legs?
 OldManJohnsonMB: Beej's controller has been moulded to his hands and/or ass
 rasterscan: Gambling!
 Heckhoundbolt: @Spanked42 yes
 matthaus_c: fuck yeah it's been at least a week since I lost all my points
 drfox17: betting? I'M IN
Scarbble: jambling!
 Mischievous_Catgeist: im in
 A_Dub888: @rasterscan I'm in!
Orxolon: Gambling?I'm in!
 OldManJohnsonMB: I have 441.2k points to waste on useless gambling!
Tempest2097: I thought those were their reproductive organs
 lord_wertornion: I am not even allowed here in the netherlands to bet the fake money
 Fruan: I think their hips are just higher than their shoulders
 Heckhoundbolt: Oh that is even funnier Heather
 Ryuzicohn28: It is what happens when you skip leg day too much.
WriterRaven: Jambling? I'm in!
 matthaus_c: maybe they're reproductive in nature
 Mischievous_Catgeist: i play winning hand
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: is it just me or for the animations look smoother?
 Kramburger: Reinforcing Drawfee lore that the gays are God's Perfect Gamers
DAC169: I heard ya'll had some Glurp for chat to drink 
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 niccus: i gotta say, concussion run doesn't have good odds of becoming an olympic sport
 DrBatman0: Glurp is such a wholesome game. It can take 10 minutes to come around to your turn, and you can completely whiff it and still not be frustrated.
 electra310: I just got here, can't tell if audio is fuzzy or if my computer is potatoing.
  bv310: Oh hot dog, more GLRRP
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micalovits: Pretty sure it locks to one controller at a time
 red_shoes_jeff: Traction might be helpful, here.
 DrBatman0: Thanks Paul for your (as always) great work on tech!
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 niccus: swimming is a bold strategy on land
  bv310: (I stole it off Ritchards in Mod Slack >.>)
 Heckhoundbolt: 100
JadedCynic: Remember, they're basing this 'ritual' they've watched recordings of that we sent out into space (either via radio transmission or via probe) - maybe they don't *actually* have legs, but wear pants with vestigial pantslegs to emulate 'the high priests' they saw? 
   LoadingReadyRun: @electra310 no sound issues that I can hear
SaxPython: majestic
 Welbog: I am here to drink glurp until there is no more glurp
 ArisuGunplaSFW: The little ALX hops were really cute
JadedCynic: and it moves
 Saintnex: oh.... HECK
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 Heckhoundbolt: ITS DELIVERY
JadedCynic: oh NO
 A_Dub888: WHEELS?
kusinohki: I have bad news - I'm out of chicken nuggets...  *cry*
ArcLightningCanuck: flying is really hard
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 matthaus_c:  
 electra310: Well then I'm gonna reboot, don't do anything super funny while I'm gone. 
  mtvcdm: Oh this layout looks like an asshole
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 Malkmaven1176: Oh no
Garfman314: can't grab, moving zone, damn
 OldManJohnsonMB: This should be about as easy as flapping to fly in real life
 SquareDotCube: AIR MAIL
 Kramburger: If I may: Flappy Nerd
 GredGredmansson: very carefully
 DrBatman0: @JadedCynic Maybe we need the devs to weigh in on this like with the beans for Fall Guys with the anatomical drawing...
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DAC169: I mean, would you all prefer explosive hands? 
 Mazrae: be the amazon drone
 Kramburger: IAN
 matthaus_c: milk leggies
Spanked42: I'm just glad I'm not the only one that thought they were balls
SaxPython: something something something cloaca
micalovits: OH dear, that is not a lot of time
 Saintnex: G really struggling with the flying bit there
 fastlane250: goose egg
 matthaus_c: I have a feeling 0 will be the average score here
 zimmercj: "Going south fast"
Tempest2097: Oh this is gonna be good
 DrBatman0: ignore the wings, and pretend that you're running anyway
 Rourke9: i wonder if big boxes are more points
Fanklok: Classic put the thing in the thing
Spanked42: Not with that attitude, paul
 Rytel: Oh this is gonna be an Adam Getting One (1) Can Moment
JadedCynic: this even MIGHT have been easier without the handicap of the 'wings'
frogomb: 6 way tie at 0 inc
 Heckhoundbolt: did we set up a gamble?
 Heckhoundbolt: on who would win?
 OldManJohnsonMB: Can one throw a can?
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! How goes the Glurping?
 saucemaster5000: 30 seconds for 0 points is a very short time to get to 0 face
 TehAmelie: my home planet needs me, so to speak
 matthaus_c: Icarus wept
 ChaoticObserver: "Going South, Fast"
 DrBatman0: Actually... maybe not laser arms or booster arms.  Has anyone seen either of those with "put things in box" levels?
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 ChaoticObserver: Awesome tagline
 LarkSachrosis: Bonus point for going up Horner
 Malkmaven1176: A score of 1 will win this event
SaxPython: Full afterburner
 flatluigi: you have to have your arms at full extension to fly
 korvys: You fly more when your arms are out (joysticks pushed out)
 matthaus_c: impressive dance moves if nothing else
 elkae: G gets to go "see???" for each turn now
 airylan: full set of DNFs I see
Spanked42: Go Heather, I believe
 niccus: speak for yourself
 DrBatman0: I have a great respect for these zero scores. It's not the 80's anymore, we don't go around grabbing cans like that
micalovits: Birds aren't real anyway
ArcLightningCanuck: wiggle the arm that's pointed in the direction you want to go to move forward
Fanklok: Birds were a mistake
Tempest2097: See I heard Aristotle say otherwise
 Kramburger: No That's Not Why...
 ArisuGunplaSFW: You could be emus, ostriches or penquins or kiwis
Manwichcannon: There may be other reasons too
Alex_Frostfire: If I was a bird I would simply grab things with my feet.
  mtvcdm: !addquote (Ian) [now] This is why none of us are birds.
  LRRbot: New quote #8477: "This is why none of us are birds." —Ian [2023-02-27]
 matthaus_c: curse this mammalian lineage
 Bugberry: man was not meant to fly for this reason
 red_shoes_jeff: Notorious B O N E
 TehAmelie: well, we seem to have "going left" figured out
squ3e: graham, 'dense bones' lrr
 DrBatman0: Put your arms at NW and SE and 'flap'
 elkae: easier said than done, this one
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 jellybean57: i'd like to get Graham's thoughts on whether this game is the one time when the Corporate Memphis artstyle is is appropriate
 Saintnex: oooooh, HECK yea
 ArisuGunplaSFW: LMAOOO
  mtvcdm: There you go
 Dog_of_Myth: 
SaxPython: #Gaming
 fastlane250: OOOHHHH
 SymphonicLolita: 
 OldManJohnsonMB: He is actively gaming!
 Heckhoundbolt: 
frogomb: !!!!
grometty:   
 niccus: i guess your movement power is tied to how out your arms are
 LarkSachrosis: Actively Gaming
 niccus: like wings
 matthaus_c: big gaming
 Blakemcm: activate gamer mode
Spanked42: He's doing it very carefully
 SquareDotCube: !birb
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Fanklok: Ok what does Matt have that the others dont?
 rasterscan: Ian forgets everything abou this game after each time he plays.
TheAinMAP: 
 ArisuGunplaSFW: WOAH PRO GAMRING
 OldManJohnsonMB: 2!
 GhostValv: dunked 
 airylan: 2! a wizard!
 matthaus_c: two?! overachiever
Scarbble: well done
 rasterscan: Congrats Matt!
 Scy_Anide: Wow, dunked it
 fastlane250: the 2 flex
grometty: Matt out here styling on everyone
 SpaceBattery: He's gaming!!!!!
 electra310: GOAT
 elkae: champion birder
 LarkSachrosis: 
 DrBatman0: Matt est best can grabber
 electra310: The second one was just a flex
properlyfish: that first point was so clean
 ArisuGunplaSFW: ALX is tickling the boxes
 Saintnex: also looks like you can angle your arms to fly in a certain direction from the instructions?
 Stoffern: Does Matt have experience being a bird?
 DrBatman0: not sure a blindold would be a great detriment
 elkae: think of it as garbage day, Alex!
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 matthaus_c: rewarded!
DAC169: Matt's secretly a birb! 
 Heckhoundbolt: uh oh
Tempest2097: Glurp has chosen violence today
 DrBatman0: Body Bungee? In this economy?
 Dog_of_Myth: Just vibin
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 SnackPak_: 
SaxPython: clip?
 underhill33: lewd
 elkae: uhhhhh
 public_key_reveal_party: dats good asmr
 fastlane250: well that's a sound
 red_shoes_jeff: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
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 matthaus_c: if I body Bungie I don't get any more Destiny
Fanklok: Graham stop fucking the starting box
Fantusta: I need a GLRRPdult
lucky_gal: he's a maniac
 DrBatman0: sick beat. Waitfor the drop...
Nukified: bouncing is our life now
 flatluigi: garry's mod noises
 OldManJohnsonMB: He's going to hit the brown note
Spanked42: bouncy balls
theinvisiblevoice: play sandstorm!
 matthaus_c: GLRRPfruit
 TemporallyAwry: Solo Travel Japan 
 SymphonicLolita: engine Bad
EricTheOrange: when 2 object fight over a Z plane is source engine
 Welbog: Get more radians!
EricTheOrange: wow that catually worked
Duwani1: Graham is representing his inner Steve Jobs today
 matthaus_c: Pat Sajak's job is so much harder than I thought
 shurtal: 1.21 gigameters
 red_shoes_jeff: 1.21 JIGGAWATTS!?
 Mazrae: did he suplex it?
Alex_Frostfire: I feel there's a potential strategy here...
Garfman314: the measurements are definitely rotations
 LordZarano: Grab floor?
 OldManJohnsonMB: Can it go into negatives?
 elkae: like that
micalovits: Can you like... Grab the ground on the left and turn it with your other arm?
JadedCynic: case in point
 TehAmelie: so mean you can go backwards
gideon_not_graves: what...am ...I ....looking at?
 OldManJohnsonMB: Can't go into negatives, despite Ian's best efforts
 TheWriterAleph: top o the glurp to ye Twitch chat
 matthaus_c: @micalovits you sure can try 
 fastlane250: there's one that allows negative, IIRC
SaxPython: 2nd place!
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 Rytel: 0.20 is not 0
 Alas_Babylon: @gideon_not_graves Olympic-style minigames ran by aliens that think sponsors are what makes games work
JadedCynic: beej is kicking the cog teeth 
 TehAmelie: impressive leaning there
EricTheOrange: better than a DNF
 fastlane250: are you beej body ready?
SaxPython: the calm meta
 mwlsn: Ian, I have a great idea for the next DB button 
 matthaus_c: everyone wants a beej body
EricTheOrange: BBR Beej Body Radiation
 Alness49: Is Been Body Xtreme anything like a Wonder core?
 RealGamerCow: and sponsored by Wonder Core
 flatluigi: sounds like a LRR bit
 public_key_reveal_party: clearly it's an aftermarket wondercore
EricTheOrange: Did Ian just create a LRL segment?
 ArisuGunplaSFW: so sad
 flatluigi: LRL*
 drfox17: i assumed Beej Body would require some lotion or sunscreen?
 TehAmelie: imagine how easy this would be with a normal human body
callmesteppinrazor: YAY! DRINK MORE GLURP!
 jedi_master_zll: Yank it turn wise!
callmesteppinrazor: I love these streams! 
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 rasterscan: No
micalovits: Oh no!
 rasterscan: Nooooooooo
 Rourke9: bruuutal
 ArisuGunplaSFW: you hate to see it boys
TheAinMAP: 
 Heckhoundbolt: It has all come undone
 matthaus_c: how the turntables
 elkae: it's no boxes in jello, is the thing
Spanked42: flew too high my son
Spanked42: or too wild I'm not sure which
 ArisuGunplaSFW: Ohhh ALX is using his grab!
 elkae: so good at cranking it!
 elkae: u
 elkae: um
JadedCynic: yay!
 red_shoes_jeff: ALAX!
  mtvcdm: Oh this one
 jedi_master_zll: The movie Crank would have been much better if had been just this.
SaxPython:   
 Heckhoundbolt: oh no
 underhill33: sorta like rockets
Tempest2097: Exactly what they sound like
micalovits: Exacctly what you think they are
 Saintnex: Oh, this will be wierd... or funny
 matthaus_c: foot bombs are exactly what they sound like
  mtvcdm: If you make a hard impact, they'll explode
 DrBatman0: send foot bomb pics pls
 LurkerSpine: wait, do glurp people have 4 legs?
 DiscordianTokkan: I guess they have fuses
 RealGamerCow: But it's not immediate
 Alas_Babylon: They hvae two enormous arms and two stubby legs
  mtvcdm: It's etiquette training. Teaches you the hard way to walk gracefully
 SymphonicLolita: N Y O O M
  mtvcdm: UM
Tempest2097: @LurkerSpine Again, pretty sure those are reproductive
TheAinMAP: Whoa!
 rasterscan: Ahahahaha
SaxPython:   
Tempest2097: HOLY CRAP
DAC169: 
 Alas_Babylon: That happened in a microsecond
JadedCynic: "ettiquette training" - WALK SOFTLY
 Scy_Anide: Sick cheats Beej
Spanked42: LOL
 Mazrae: calm down beej
zagman505: 
 MadWolf1290: GLUUUUUURRRRP
 elkae: what a contrast
grometty:   
Snowcookies: wow
 Dog_of_Myth: SPEED
 A_Dub888: Beej with the Boomie Zoomies
 fastlane250: NYOOM
 Rourke9: hooooly
 TemporallyAwry: Cool Glurpian run away faster than explosions
 jedi_master_zll: 
 TehAmelie: that must have shattered the 60 yard dash record
Fantusta: gotta go fast
 NightValien28: Beej goes fast
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: holy shit beej
 Pheonix888: Alien Games!
JadedCynic: stay being excited Beej - it works for you
 Bugberry: these dogs are barking
KeytarCat: Go off on impact.  You're supposed to step lightly, because etiquette school!
7gorobei: yoloympics
adambomb625: https://clips.twitch.tv/FunStupidPieArsonNoSexy-qXSaubswB0kpO_vm
 ArisuGunplaSFW: Now Ian gets to start ALX's turns
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 Brozard: Glurrrrrrrp
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 SnackPak_: 
 elkae: the perfect couple
Kelderan: Holy how
SaxPython:   
 matthaus_c: this school tries to teach me etiquette but instead just makes me go HAM
 Heckhoundbolt: Our sponsor today encourages apeshit behavoir
 OldManJohnsonMB: Welcome to Apeshit Academy
  mtvcdm: The delicate and cautious Dery household
 Rytel: Beej and Heather, LRR's explosive power couple
 saberpilot: 
 SnackPak_: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 SymphonicLolita: 
 Brozard: WOW
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 TehAmelie: wowsers
 pn55: 
JadedCynic: the platforms are tippy and will fall under our weight, so you don't wanna hang around - racing along
 laikagoat:   
Snowcookies: nice
SaxPython: 
 korvys: "... and that's when I blacked out"
 elkae: 
TheAinMAP: 
Kelderan: Alex leave that poor innocent platform alone
 VorlonScout: 
 niccus: your feet had a critical event
7gorobei:  
JadedCynic: this might NOT have been the worst mutator for this 
Fanklok: It's snow raining
 Heckhoundbolt: 
 matthaus_c: wait Johnny Knoxville is still alive?
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 sporkraptor: gluuuurrrrrrpppp!! I'm so glad I'm catching this, glurp is great
  mtvcdm: This is a long, long slope, reminder.
micalovits: Oh no
JadedCynic: oh NOOOO
 Malkmaven1176: Oh dear
  mtvcdm: You will not finish this course
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh YES
 MAPBoardgames: Dave's Discount Gavity? Going up?
 TehAmelie: it was not a bulk discount huh
 TheWriterAleph: "Feel like life is DRAGGING you down?? COME ON DOWN to Discount Dave's Gravity Warehouse"
 airylan: this feels like a spokesman crapshot
micalovits: There we go!
JadedCynic: Alex: think "ArGrav panels maintained by Branko" 
 red_shoes_jeff: Tesseract on down to DAVE'S GRAVITY AND GRAVY!
 DiscordianTokkan: Suuuupeeerrrr Maaaaaaan
 elkae: ballet is such a beautiful art form
 ArisuGunplaSFW: https://clips.twitch.tv/ToughPlausibleEndiveM4xHeh-DHOtjkeXhYVNoP5S
JadedCynic: beej going ham for the style points
 Dog_of_Myth: @red_shoes_jeff You know it's good because it's brown.
 lion_byte: rib
 Mazrae: has graham did a bit for this one yet?
 lion_byte: for sure yeah
 Davlenagain: I am surprised this isnt a dave spokesman bit...
  mtvcdm: You want to be airborne with momentum when the gravity shuts off.
Proprietous: I do love a glurp
 Mr_Horrible: and whoooo can saaaay where the road goes... or the day flows...
 matthaus_c: shoulda what now
 RealGamerCow: I think i know why Alex is decent at this, he's used to games with wonky physics
 elkae: he is one with the garbage
 matthaus_c: YOOOOO
JadedCynic: YES!
  mtvcdm: Finish!
 rasterscan: WOOOO!
 DiscordianTokkan:   
SaxPython:   
Spanked42: oh my god!
Tempest2097: NICE
 DigitalSeahorse:   
TwitchTVsFrank:  
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 SymphonicLolita: got it
 laikagoat:    
 elkae: YOOOOO
 Rourke9: niiicde
 TehAmelie: hot damn
 emberBecky: wooo!
 SpaceBattery: YES!!!!!!!
 underhill33:   
 Brozard:    
Spanked42: CLUTCH
 MadWolf1290: and ACROSS the line!
 SurfDownstage:   
 Heckhoundbolt:   
 DeM0nFiRe: pog
 They_Are_Alyx:   
 KaleidoscopeMind: 1.35s
 ChaoticObserver: FROM DOWNTOWN!
 fastlane250:   
 BigDaddyBland87:   
 Mr_Horrible: hell yeah, photo finish
 elkae:   
iarethel0ser:   
 Phailhammer:     
SytYoshi:   
 A_Dub888:     
 Two_Hats:   
 SurfDownstage: IT'S GOOD
 red_shoes_jeff: YEAAAAAAAh
DAC169: 
 SurfDownstage:    
TheAinMAP: 
JadedCynic: by the skin of teeth!
 Blakemcm: 
ButButTheJesus: OH SHIT
  Juliamon: Alex has learned the technique that nobody will be able to intentionally replicate
 matthaus_c: WHAT
JadedCynic: I'm not sure he LEARNED it
Tempest2097: Graham's going to space.
 DrBatman0: dang, I had to mute. Did I miss G doing Dave's Spokesman about Dave's Discount Gravity?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 fastlane250: Ceiling Located
 DrBatman0: Super-Ocean
 SymphonicLolita: the above-ocean!
JadedCynic: oh, okay to the stadium isn't *empty*
 raulghoulia: was there a dr light upgrade up there?
Alex_Frostfire: That's a Super Mario World secret exit for sure.
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 underhill33: 
 A_Dub888:   
  mtvcdm: I think that's a 'get back down there and run the course' baffle.
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 SurfDownstage:  
  mtvcdm: Like they put in Kirby levels.
JadedCynic: oh yes; the SUPERocean 
squ3e: its where they keep the glurp
TheAinMAP: The Sky Mountain
SonofThoth: G found the sky?
 stevestein: https://clips.twitch.tv/HelpfulWiseChoughPRChase---htjJb475n9ESGk
 DrBatman0: If I recall, last time G quoted "Feel like GOing to Space but NOT all the way?"
 red_shoes_jeff: Welp, I just lost a bunch of DoLRRs.
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: the recent Dave's sketch absolutely killed me
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: "just like your uncle"
 A_Dub888: Dave's Discount Gravity: Going...Down??
 SquareDotCube: Don't let the weight of the situation get to you?
 matthaus_c: the current round of crapshots have just been straight bangers
kusinohki: Dave's discount gravity and gravy
 GredGredmansson: On a related note, I managed to have another streamer make an inadvertent Dave's Spokesman reference this week
 Dog_of_Myth: Smoot
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 underhill33: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Smooth
SonofThoth: With style
 elkae:   
 matthaus_c: I love how you added Spokesman inflection to just a regular quote of yours
 SurfDownstage:    
 fastlane250: more finishes than expected here
 elkae: float like a butterfly!
 TehAmelie: if you don't use zero gravity to gently float as close to the ground as you can get, what are you even using it for
 jedi_master_zll: Falling with style
JadedCynic: @GredGredmansson HAH!   Glorious 
Tempest2097: Hubris
 DiscordianTokkan: Regrets!
  mtvcdm: IAN
 DrBatman0: favourite Dave Spokesman moment is the 'shush'ing with two hands cupped and an extra hand for the finger
 Davlenagain: i feel like this is a crapshoot but not on purpose....
TheAinMAP: 
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 CodeIndigo: You will not go to space today.
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 dougma: boop
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SnowBuddy18: they have definitely been bangers, especially last week's
  mtvcdm: Yeah. The Kirby Baffles.
 matthaus_c: strong performance
Tempest2097: You will believe a Shufflecat can fly
 Rob_Racoon: 
 GredGredmansson: @GredGredmansson they were playing a Zelda Randomzer and they did a bit when Goron Village had the shop theme, and i managed to get him going about "Dave Goron's Goron Emporium"
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 damn_i_am_pretty: so many DNFs
 ContingentCat:   
 DrBatman0: Actively G-G-Gaming!
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 Heckhoundbolt: if he had not gotten stopped for six seconds, he would have been first
 GredGredmansson: @DrBatman0 My favorite is "jam on the gas on down"
 Alness49: Is this Matt's Trollsona?
SnowBuddy18: the back side of water?
NimrodXIV: nice
 SurfDownstage:   
SquidVorb: Barely made it!
 damn_i_am_pretty: Alx crawled so they could dive
 DrBatman0: You dang millenials could afford Brand-Name gravity if you spent less on Avocado Toast!
SquidVorb: SPORT!
JadedCynic: @Alness49 demonsona?  bullsona? goatsona?
  mtvcdm: We've had this one before
 Dog_of_Myth: Sport!
  mtvcdm: More bombs!
Ammondale: Nooooo
 BigDaddyBland87: good ole sportball
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  mtvcdm: Bombs are just extant
 fastlane250: bomb bulling commences now
 fastlane250: *bullying
EricTheOrange: Ima guess straight DNFs for this one
NimrodXIV: yet
 DrBatman0: This could end up as a "Luigi does nothing and wins"
iarethel0ser: And now, fetch.
  Juliamon: Can you roll under?
 Twilight_Spark: Get absolutely glurped eh?
 GredGredmansson: Getting Over It with Bennett GLURP
SquidVorb: Welcome to DNFtown, population 1
 matthaus_c: this is the apotheosis of the waist high ledge
JadedCynic: @SquidVorb soon to be population ALL I fear
KeytarCat: Mario Maker y=7
 CaptainSpam: Ah, the sport of beach ball.  Someone call Simone Dit (ludicrously obscure webcomic reference).
nyperold: The aliens really didn't understand the concept of a bath bomb, hey?
 bytecaster: @nyperold Right? Where is the water?
JadedCynic: @nyperold or maybe the understand it better than we ever did? 
kusinohki: I predict you;ll wish you could do 59 m in an actual throwing event...
 DrBatman0: hey chat... are WE the sponsors?
 TehAmelie: i think the bombs are calibrated for bathing in glurp
 matthaus_c: @DrBatman0 this IS brought to us, by us
TheAinMAP: 
 Saintnex: That was so rude lol
JadedCynic: @DrBatman0 oh, sweet creamery butter! 
  mtvcdm: Once you get over this first one the course opens up.
DAC169: @DrBatman0 I have just one thing to say to that. Explosions? 
 DiscordianTokkan: Nooooo
 matthaus_c: LMAO
duckace11: I would love to see this game with twitch intergrations where you can spend bits or channel points to infulence the sponser
 ani_laurel: noooo
Nukified: ools
SquidVorb: WHAT
 OldManJohnsonMB: jeBAITED!
 elkae: the W+P skills!! they were all for naught!
 fastlane250: deNIED
 land_manatee: Perfection
Spanked42: I love this so much
 Mazrae: honey noo
  mtvcdm: Well we found where Graham went!
JadedCynic: CHoas
Nukified: LuL
 Heckhoundbolt: ooooo
 TehAmelie: it's a game of inches
 Twilight_Spark: I think Graham's must've gotten hit by a bomb.
 TehAmelie: well, centimeters
 elkae: losing with style!
  bv310: It's a game of inches, Graham
Tempest2097: Arriving at the ball only to have it blown away was HYSTERICALLY funyy
  mtvcdm: !genius
  LRRbot: Oh no!
Tempest2097: er funny
Spanked42: Moving goalposts? The republican party platform?
JadedCynic: diminishing expectations
kusinohki: a gmae of inches.... in the metric system
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/SmoggyAverageWerewolfUnSane-uWwe1nmpzanGuuIC
Timagio: Love some Glrrp.
 bytecaster: The bombs are being so rude
 matthaus_c: why do bombs suddenly appear  every time you are near 
 ContingentCat: but bombs can also knock it forward
 Mischievous_Catgeist: good question next question
 Vilun: this stage just proves the theory that most things are easier when you're not under sustained artillery barrage
  mtvcdm: The hell of it is, with the live scoring you can't tell if you actually went further than the next person.
duckace11: wait you can grab the bombs
 bytecaster: It's still important to test it scientifically like this!
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone!
JadedCynic: @matthaus_c ♫ just like mom, they are the bomb - all 'round me♫
Tempest2097: 75% of all combat deaths in World War 1 were as a result of artillery fire.
 RealGamerCow: Heather just Waffle Housed that bomb
 philippekav: nice floater
 elkae: it's like an egg!
 SnackPak_: 
 raulghoulia: yea, if the bombs are on the whole  map, maybe on a long enough timeline they'll blow the ball all the way to the goal
 SnackPak_: yoo!
 elkae: NOOOO
Tempest2097: NOOO
 Saintnex: NOOOOOO
Spanked42: HAHAHAHA
 DiscordianTokkan: noooo
Timagio: GO GO GO!
 GhostValv: D:
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 Pteraspidomorphi: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 matthaus_c: there's a RAMP?
 DrakoniteStreams: nnoooooo
 laikagoat:   
JadedCynic: Heather! 
micalovits: So rude game!
  mtvcdm: Heather actively gaming!
SaxPython:   
 elkae: Heartbreaking
ButButTheJesus: noooooooooooooo
  bv310: There's an uphill at the end
Lysander_salamander: almost
 TehAmelie: still, robbed
 Sogheim: there's a RAMP?!
 Aarek: its a game of inches!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 damn_i_am_pretty: And a ramp
7gorobei: this game trolls hard
 Heckhoundbolt: I think Heather won and very few people bet on her
 elkae: the game knows how to demoralize you just as hope seems near 
 Rourke9: I want Glurp e-sports
 jedi_master_zll: Those who voted Heather have a 1:21 return, lol
JadedCynic: @Rourke9 this is kinda just that
  mtvcdm: There's several mutators in play for any event: what's the sponsor, what's the key object, what's the course layout.
 PharaohBender27: @jedi_master_zll Excellent!
JadedCynic: 
 flatluigi: woooow
 OldManJohnsonMB: I voted 10,000 points for heather!
 Bugberry: throwing a hat over a wall is easy compared to this.
JadedCynic: HORNER
 MadWolf1290: was not expecting a Kennedy reference tonight
hi_im_emily: OH MY GOD IAN
 GredGredmansson: PERFECT Graham
  mtvcdm: In another world this beach ball might be a banana.
 damn_i_am_pretty: the MAN IS DEAD
 GredGredmansson: add that to the list
 ContingentCat:  perfect G
 PharaohBender27: Won 64k from a 3k bet! 
 Mischievous_Catgeist: wow i got so much back for only betting 8k
 OldManJohnsonMB: 215,407 points
 GredGredmansson: "not because it was easy, but because we thought it was easy"
 Heckhoundbolt: Congrat to the seven people who believed in Heather
 fastlane250: sproing
 Rourke9: @JadedCynic I mean, I'm curious to see what the game becomes with people dedicated to being really good at it
 Mischievous_Catgeist: bet 8k got 172k
 flatluigi: touch green
 OldManJohnsonMB: My 10k got 215k.  But the real winner was Heather
 TemporallyAwry: Are you great at parties though 
Lysander_salamander: the Crafter's version of it, "We do it not because it's easy, but because we thought it would be easy."
Tempest2097: Aren't they?
 elkae: flirt with it! do the nelson!
 sporkraptor: nice double boop
JadedCynic: @Rourke9 eh, I think that'd lose a LOT of the charm that D.M.G. is
 bytecaster: It's a deterministic system
SaxPython: Stochastic Sports Terrorism
 Rourke9: @JadedCynic I agree! That's why I said I'm curious, not that I think it would be good for the game
micalovits: Tip should also count I think?
 OldManJohnsonMB: No numbers on computer are truly random, so technically all these games exist in a deterministic system.  A stupid, chaotic, and deterministic system
 elkae: heather pls
Alex_Frostfire: It turns out sucking at absurd competitions is pretty funny.
kusinohki: stellvia - just calculate where everything is going to go for the next minute...
 jedi_master_zll: Getting into the weeds, I wonder if they introduce a random aspect when calculating the bounce.
 red_shoes_jeff: !adult
  LRRbot: I need an adult!
  mtvcdm: Listen, in my capacity as a sports aficionado, I'm fairly sure that some drunk college kids have attempted at least *some* of these events.
 Sogheim: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You and the horse are now bound/friends for life.
nyperold: On an atomic level, maybe.
JadedCynic: @Rourke9 yeah, more from scientific curiosity - good point
 DigitalSeahorse: 
iarethel0ser: Maxwell's VERY confused demon.
 SurfDownstage:   
 GredGredmansson: https://clips.twitch.tv/InspiringRelievedDonutANELE-CRoRqCaWG3R3eHBF
  mtvcdm: 'Hey, Chad, hold my beer, throw some bouncy balls at me, I'm gonna play tag on them, where's my stilts?'
 Mischievous_Catgeist: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Consider life without bones.
SquidVorb: !goodadvice
 Rourke9: @JadedCynic I imagine it more like how speedruns are fun to watch. that doesnt mean its the typical way to play the game. it just often reveals things about the game in an entertaining way
 GredGredmansson: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Have you ever been on a horse before?
Tempest2097: This is a very good local sport
 OldManJohnsonMB: !sir really likes horses today
 Alness49: They said Billiards was a simple game...
 flatluigi: @mtvcdm do you think they involve more or less balls on average
 Mazrae: !badadvice
  LRRbot: The second coming of Bone is nigh.
 elkae: My life loves this kind of thing, me not so much
 elkae: *wife gdi
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 matthaus_c: Ian has run all the projections
 elkae: he can't be stopped!
  mtvcdm: The RNG
 OldManJohnsonMB: He's actively popping off
 BrowneePoints: Adam has played it yes
 BrowneePoints: I don't think Serge has
TheAinMAP: Wow!
 Rourke9: incredible!!
theinvisiblevoice: Prey Slaughtered
Tempest2097: Ian Strongk
 OldManJohnsonMB: Ian knows all about touching balls, I guess
 LarkSachrosis: Breh!
 CodeIndigo: Ian has committed the unforgivable crime of TRYING
 eric_christian_berg: As I often say at the gaming table to my wife: "No witchcraft during the game!"
  mtvcdm: Ian got insanely lucky with the next highlight ball coming right at him, but still.
 matthaus_c: certified Good Gamer MomentTM
 SurfDownstage: 
squ3e: ah this is that certified gamer moment ive heard so much about, i'll google that to learn more!
 SymphonicLolita: dag my points
micalovits: Well fuck, can't really DNF this one
  mtvcdm: Closest to that white ball.
 SurfDownstage: rip my points
 jedi_master_zll: Think this is no DNF, oh well
 Mischievous_Catgeist: rip points
JadedCynic: bocce
Lysander_salamander: like bocce ball?
 drfox17: i think you can dnf if you don't leave thehe platform?
Tempest2097: GIVE ER
 DigitalSeahorse: Boche
 TehAmelie: that's what sports is all about, a conflux of random events where somebody becomes the hero
JadedCynic: @Mischievous_Catgeist yeahhh
 DigitalSeahorse: Dang
  mtvcdm: As soon as the ball hits the ground you let go.
Astramentha: Every single time
 RealGamerCow: Graham always gets goozled on these
micalovits: I think you let go when you touch the ground outside the start
 TehAmelie: and trying your best and friendship and stuff of course
 Mazrae: his body touched the ground and made him drop it
  mtvcdm: Overshot.
 rosesmcgee: whenever Ian does really well in these events I wonder: "What Yakuza minigame is this like?"
  mtvcdm: You could try to go backboard on this.
  bv310: So just wangle it in to the wall and hope for the best
 DrLigmaPhD: Hello all, care to crack open a cold Glurp for me?
Spanked42: weightless weightloss? I think that's what Harkonen was going for
squ3e: oh its bacce
 DeM0nFiRe: wat
  mtvcdm: Closest to the ball.
 elkae: WHAAAT
squ3e: bachi/
 RealGamerCow: Oh it's Bocce!
 SurfDownstage: that's the target
SquidVorb: Hmmm
TheAinMAP: 
josh___something: Railgunned
 korvys: Petonque
hi_im_emily: oh I'LL say it's fixed
squ3e: mawp
Tempest2097: Right into the mic too
Garfman314: many bocces died to bring you this
 Mazrae: now this changes everything
 CodeIndigo: Yep, this has become Askmaster again
 matthaus_c: fixed to a point that is, itself, not fixed
  mtvcdm: They give you so much time to overthink yourself.
 Mischievous_Catgeist: run up and push the white ball
 OldManJohnsonMB: Grab the other ball!
 TehAmelie: i think touching the ground makes you lose your grip to keep you from carrying the ball
theinvisiblevoice: can you grab the other ball and drop it at the start?
 fastlane250: aw
theinvisiblevoice: looks like not
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 LarkSachrosis: Is this mode new, or have we just not seen it on stream?
 damn_i_am_pretty: Glurp, y'know, has big Crokinole energy
 SnackPak_: F
 Pteraspidomorphi: oh noooo
 KaleidoscopeMind: oh noo
TheAinMAP: 
 jedi_master_zll: This would have had DNFs lol
  mtvcdm: With this?
iarethel0ser: Found the DNF.
 Nigouki: THIS is the DNF one
 DrLigmaPhD: Oh YES
 TemporallyAwry:  ... not "technically" impossible
 SymphonicLolita: now THIS would've been DNF all
 jedi_master_zll: Rofl, easy all DNF
 Alas_Babylon: "Stairs?! I can't climb stairs!" - Claptrap
SaxPython: gotta find the optimal windmill
 wordmogul: how even?
the_digiman619: SaLRRtations, all
Lysander_salamander: yay
 elkae: Ayyyy!
 DeM0nFiRe: Nicew
 matthaus_c: gaming
 Saintnex: heck yea,
Tempest2097: NICE
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 SurfDownstage: 
 SymphonicLolita: well then
SaxPython: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
josh___something: NICE!
 Twilight_Spark:  //
 sporkraptor: wow dang!!
 Rourke9: the cubes seemed helpful there!
 fastlane250: 
 RealGamerCow: The curling reference made me think about the tiktok I saw from a curler that said that because the air is cold, things sink, so if you fart you're stuck with it every pass down the ice
 TehAmelie: impressive clearing out of the obstacles too
TheAinMAP: 
hi_im_emily: i have a feeling alex is going to be the only one to make it uo
 jessicaengle: Real smooth moves!
 lion_byte: wowza
hi_im_emily: up
 wordmogul: 
 jedi_master_zll: Well I wrong wrong about the all DNF, wow.
 DigitalSeahorse:  yay Alex
 Saintnex: just gotta hyper extend your arms
JadedCynic: @jedi_master_zll well, LAST round...
  mtvcdm: !crossover
  LRRbot: This problem requires a hole. Where's Mr. Driller? Or James I guess.
Tempest2097: @Saintnex I recommend not doing that as someone who hyperextended their hands too much
 rasterscan: !quote heather
  LRRbot: Quote #1012: "Remember the more blueballs you get, the longer your plug is" —Heather [2015-11-03]
 elkae: it's like Heather keeps saying "eff this, i'm out"
 jessicaengle: !findquote stairs
  LRRbot: Quote #4238: "Do you have some stairs that are incomplete? Try a water feature!" —Heather [2017-05-30]
 fastlane250: stair climbed: 0
 Heckhoundbolt: '!quote stairs
 Heckhoundbolt: !findquote stairs
  LRRbot: Quote #4238: "Do you have some stairs that are incomplete? Try a water feature!" —Heather [2017-05-30]
 sporkraptor: just get... as close to the stair as possible, yeah XD
 jedi_master_zll: @JadedCynic Yeah, but I thought this one would do it. Then Alex jacked into the matrix or something.
 shurtal: is this what Wesley Snipes was talking about?
 jessicaengle: Freak out
 Pteraspidomorphi: Is Paul making Job Job motivational posters?
the_digiman619: Wow, how many quotes do you guys have?
 DrLigmaPhD: What was that Paul, a Jackbox poster?
 rasterscan: Someone check this raccoon for cocaine!
 DiscordianTokkan: The RACOOOOONS!
 elkae: Ian's controller technique is working
 sporkraptor: daaaaaaaaang
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
 Rourke9: niiiice job
 niccus: you see a raccoon climbing stairs like this towards you. what do you do
hi_im_emily: racc city
 Heckhoundbolt: @the_digiman619 nearly 9000
 TehAmelie: very Racacoonie
 Driosenth: Not exactly the Blade Quote "Some mother  er always trying to roller skate up stairs"
 TheThirdTail: @niccus die, i guess
 CodeIndigo: cocaine raccoon
 Heckhoundbolt: !findquote ian birds
  LRRbot: Quote #5419: "It's everything Ian has ever wanted to be: a series of birds." —Graham [2018-10-19]
 SquareDotCube: Having trouble climbing stairs? Have you tried... rabies?
 drfox17: @TehAmelie yesss racacoonie
  MrPhlip: the click clacks are so good
JadedCynic: @jedi_master_zll yeah, got the 'windmill arms apart'' that Ian figured out at the last second
 Heckhoundbolt: stop with the wheels
Fotoblu: The clickclacks are soothing
 land_manatee: Oh no, this is supposed to be Graham's bread and butter.
 TheAwkes: I've been absentmindedly clenching shoulders and leaning into turns I'm about to lose grip on in Forza. It's a universal experience.
 jessicaengle: teeheeeheeeee this game is never not hysterical
the_digiman619: @heckhoundbolt You know what you must do once you cross that threshold
 elkae: GLURPSMR
 Saintnex: There and back again: a roller story
 KaleidoscopeMind: bouncing off the end of the step i think
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DrLigmaPhD: What's your Gamer Type? Gay-mer? Tabletop? Unironically calls women "feeeemallles" like a damn Ferengi?
 jedi_master_zll: Let's bet the max and see how quickly I can become not a DolLRRnaire.
 ArisuGunplaSFW: I know this is frustratin for you, but I am laughing my ass off
 the_pallid_mask: i need a keybaord that sounds like this
 elkae: A bee's dick!
 Saintnex: RUDE
Lysander_salamander: you might have been catching your wrists on the milk-crates?
 elkae: Noooo
 fastlane250: AWWW
josh___something: BS
Tempest2097: ALMOST
 SurfDownstage: 
 laikagoat:   
 sporkraptor: aaaaaaaa
micalovits: Just barely outside!
  mtvcdm: Didn't beat the clock!
SaxPython: one man and a dream
 Mai_Andra: The true goal is to collect all the boxes and stack them at the left.
SquidVorb: WHAAA
JadedCynic: DENIED
Tempest2097: Robbed
 Scy_Anide: Robbed!
 DiscordianTokkan: Robbed!
 KaleidoscopeMind: exactsies
  bv310: Bodied
 CodeIndigo: WOW
hi_im_emily: TIMER SCAM
 land_manatee: DEVASTATING
Lysander_salamander: how?
ButButTheJesus: JUST OFF
 jessicaengle:  Robbed
JadedCynic: Judge!!!
  mtvcdm: Let's go to VAR!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Spanked42: oh man
 mistycloud21: wow
 A_Dub888: Ref you suck!
TheAinMAP: 
 FrozensTCG: ROBBERY!
theinvisiblevoice: task failed successfully
 lion_byte: door slammed in your face
 LurkerSpine:   
Spanked42: bright side, that'll be an amazing clip
 TehAmelie: there is no middle ground between "cannot gain an inch" and "meteor speed flight up the stairs"
 LarkSachrosis: 
 korvys: Were you accelerating?
 elkae: SMOOVE
 Scy_Anide: Dude
 sporkraptor: daaaaaaaaamn
 SurfDownstage: legs too quick
 public_key_reveal_party: beej just speed running it
 niccus: beej is born on the stairs
Tempest2097: C'mon Matt you got this
7gorobei: dilt biffrent
 matthaus_c: Beej Advantage
micalovits: Its in the name, it makes you a pro
SaxPython: MadKatzEnergy
 jessicaengle: !findquote controller
  LRRbot: Quote #3008: "Is this why you have to controller yes?" —Ian [2016-07-18]
JadedCynic: 
 DrLigmaPhD: Beej embraced fox power, AKA the blessing of the furries
 Saintnex: So I think the boxes might have a bit more grip than the ground?
 niccus: a flugtag game?
 flatluigi: besieged?
 FITorion: Balsa flight sym
 DrLigmaPhD: Kerbal Steam Engine?
JadedCynic: Kerbal Bicycle Shop?
 LarkSachrosis: Or Besieged?
iarethel0ser: Diggy diggy hole.
 BigDaddyBland87: one leg
hi_im_emily: arm/hand day wins, and i lose 5k
 jessicaengle: Get ready to see some flailing
  mtvcdm: Not an arm AND a leg
 Heckhoundbolt: It does not cost an arm and a leg
 droodtheozeference: SimplePlanes can end up like that pretty easily
Kumakaori: get over it.
 Akaiatana: As a one-handed person, it's kinda true
 jedi_master_zll: Lol, I've achieved fame, I was named in the poll.
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malc: oh I forgot besieged, that game was fun
 elkae: alex is used to digging through the trash, he's got this
 elkae: Ha!
 CodeIndigo: Beej, you need to dig, not build the stack higher
Lysander_salamander: yay
 jessicaengle: @jedi_master_zll o7
 ArisuGunplaSFW: Holy crap he made it
SquidVorb: Bad Piggies would make a great stream
KeytarCat: Reid Captain does weird stuff in besiege
 JoannaTastic: Stormworks has lots of kinds of vehicle building
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Besieged's most difficult challenge was building a machine that didn't fall apart faster than the thing you were attacking.
 Mazrae: paul that just sounds like warhammer Orks
  bv310: Besieged was a fun stream
 OldManJohnsonMB: I was looking for the bear traps and realized that they are why you have one arm
frogomb: Does a game xist where you make paper airplanes?
 DrLigmaPhD: THRUST YOURSELF
JadedCynic: besieged is a fun game
 bytecaster: @DrLigmaPhD Raccon, thrust thyself
 LordZarano: Let the bodies hit the cubes!
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I like Stormworks a lot in theory, but in practice its uneven implementation of abstraction makes it hard for me to get into it
undecided44: You mean Besieged, the game in which alex built a catapult that fired a smaller catapult
 Scy_Anide: Oh, Besiege is out of Early Access. I should play that...
 matthaus_c: Ian playing the one-armed bandit
 jedi_master_zll: @jessicaengle 
Tempest2097: GLIDER oh man so much fun
 CodeIndigo: I miss Glider, which Paul just mentioned
squ3e: aight team, picture it; you're james turner, its 10 minutes left in punch a chunk, and you just got back from a mandatory timbits run. now, DIG! DIG LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
 DrLigmaPhD: @bytecaster Is this Over the Hedge?
Tempest2097: A lot
Domomaru: Oh hecc yes. Love me some glurp
  bv310: Next LRL prerecord: Paper Airplane War
 RealGamerCow: a spike on a spring I th ink
hi_im_emily: build a machine to thrash your own ass
 neisan2112: Was that the one that just flew into space?
 matthaus_c: appropriately mirrors the actual history of Spears
micalovits: Wow Beej
 elkae: good lord
 ArisuGunplaSFW: WOAH BEEJ
  mtvcdm: Beej crushes it.
 TehAmelie: i liked the catapult catapult
 korvys: WOW
 VorlonScout: I went and checked the vod. So close. https://imgur.com/SmySj1M
 underhill33: damn beej
JadedCynic: prostrat beej
TheAinMAP: Impressive.
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the Warmind was right: the ultimate weapon in the end is just a pointy stick.
KeytarCat: Holy crap, Beej
 eric_christian_berg: BattleBots had some of that.
  mtvcdm: Graham broke the plane of the goal line!
 LarkSachrosis: K.I.S.S. Keep It Simple Stoopid
 DrLigmaPhD: Ian the game is seeking a variety of L50s
SaxPython: @VorlonScout   
Tempest2097: @VorlonScout heartbreaking
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oatway: slow is smooth and smooth is fast
 bytecaster: Glurp is all about zen
 Mazrae: Beej get comfy on that couch
 TheAwkes: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Make it large enough and drop it from high enough...
 ArisuGunplaSFW: is 'baby girl' your remaining arm lol
 maestrith: When all else fails, flail.
 matthaus_c: when all else flails
 bytecaster: Well it is 2D to start with
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Tempest2097: Or Twitch con
 droodtheozeference: @matthaus_c Excellent pun.
 jessicaengle: Flail like no one's watching
 LarkSachrosis: You mean you can't spiderman onto smooth surfaces?
 Heckhoundbolt: dashcon ball pit or twitchcon foam pit
 ArisuGunplaSFW: I am leaning in my seat trying to help everyone progress lol
 Mazrae: so far no DNFs
 DigitalSeahorse:  physics
Lysander_salamander: nice
Tempest2097: Really, Cons and boxes, bad combo
hi_im_emily: i'm so glad you said "arm" holy shit
 Sethalidos: Ian, no
 jessicaengle: uhhhhhhhh
 LarkSachrosis: Phrasing?
 red_shoes_jeff: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Hideo Kojima production.
 DrLigmaPhD: I've spent time digging through boxes but.... Nah this joke is waaaay to nsfw
 SquareDotCube: knees weak, arms spaghetti
 SymphonicLolita: gottem
 drfox17: oh bofuri
Lysander_salamander: oh that reminds me I should watch the new season
 bytecaster: That seems on brand for her
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  mtvcdm: Oh yes, dodgeball
Chesul: to be fair, that's not the strangest thing Maple has shown up with.
 SymphonicLolita: time to get bullied
 tidehollowcat: I need to get around to watching Bofuri
SaxPython: #PleaseNoBully
 jedi_master_zll: Oh yeah, Maple is...kind of a monster.
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh like Callisto from X-Men
 jessicaengle: It's arms are so wee!
 DrLigmaPhD: Beej is making me want Frasier the anime
 matthaus_c: oh this one is emotionally demoralising
 Heckhoundbolt: oh now it is time to get bullied as if you are a small child
 bytecaster: Two buillies?
 Saintnex: oh good, we get to be bullied by balls again
 BrowneePoints: RIP bob hoskins
 BrowneePoints: Pan
  mtvcdm: With T-rex arms
hi_im_emily: did it get panned?
 flatluigi: huge ackman
chaostreader: @tidehollowcat As someone who watched the first season over the weekend. It’s very good.
 ChaoticObserver: Yeah, it was a 'prequel'
 ArisuGunplaSFW: lmao
 Twilight_Spark: maximum bullee
oatway: big fan of the labyrinth
 Akaiatana: It got critically panned
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: take advantage of the multiple spheres! pit them against one another!
 niccus: weirdly, nobody in that movie is pan
 Mai_Andra: Hook was an American cowboy, for some reason...
 ChaoticObserver: Famous for them singing 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' as a pirate shanty
 Mr_Horrible: Hugh Jackman chewing scenery sounds *very* fun
 Kramburger: Raul Julia in Street Fighter: The Movie Levels of Ham
 jessicaengle: Om nom
Tempest2097: What
 SquareDotCube: Like Raoul Julia with Street Fighter
 Mai_Andra: and the kids were singing Nirvana?
 MilkInBags: didn't Hugh Jackman look like an Ixalan vampire in that movie?
  mtvcdm: We just nee Sarah McLachlan singing over this event
 flatluigi: https://i.imgur.com/FTgQwBI.png
 matthaus_c: oh my god
 DrLigmaPhD: A Knights Tale was among the only movies to do the historical setting modern music right
 TehAmelie: Courtney Love is so careful about giving out the rights to Teen Spirit, she's gotta regret that hard
josh___something: Whaaat the fuuuuck
ChargingFurret: is this an experiment on learned helplessness?
 matthaus_c: yeah that's Mavren Fein
frogomb: Reminds me of Robin Williams in Baron Munchausen
 elkae: @DrLigmaPhD YES
Tempest2097: Oh wow he does look like an Ixalan Vampire.
 BrowneePoints: Yea I remember all the trailers with Clocks by Coldplay
 CodeIndigo: @flatluigi thazt dude just plundered the heck out of Orazca
 Mr_Horrible: Mission Failed Successfully
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "great execution of a terrible idea"
Tempest2097: Wait what film?
 Kramburger: I remember the GPLP of Dante's Inferno fondly
JadedCynic: and writers
 elkae: The movie Pan, like a prequel
TriseAlpha: Premium execution of positively garbage intent.
Garfman314: @Kramburger agreed
 MilkInBags: tight writing
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "you did a great job making something that should not have been made"
 Brozard: The PPCU
 DrLigmaPhD: @elkae To this day Golden Years conjures the most bisexual scene ever in my mind
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oatway: nice newton's cradle there at the end
 elkae: @DrLigmaPhD Bless
  mtvcdm: And you just settle into a Newton's cradle of abuse
TheAinMAP: What I like to remember about "Pan" was that a trip to the premiere was a prize on "Let's Make a Deal."
 Kramburger: It's for The Money Paul
 flatluigi: https://i.imgur.com/V50EaW5.png
 CodeIndigo: @TheAinMAP as a zonk?
 BrowneePoints: It was the weird Post Terf Wizard hysteria phase where they were trying to make a ton of "edgier" YA fantasy movies
TheAinMAP: @TheAinMAP Nope.
Laserbeaks_Fury: are there walls you can climb?
Tempest2097: Yeah, the makeup and styling team did a good job
 TehAmelie: there's a fun theory that Israel Hands became Captain Hook after he lost his hand. although i'm pretty sure Hook was never a real person
 Mai_Andra: It was for me, I guess.  I sort of liked it.  It was interesting.
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 SquareDotCube: Disney just... tried really hard. To make those live-action films based on their animated films to work. And they just didn't... get it
 Mai_Andra: I loved "Hook" though.
JadedCynic: dustin hoffman, robin williams, julia roberts... yeah...
JadedCynic: Ruvio!
 jessicaengle: Smee!
  mtvcdm: @TheAinMAP I've seen episodes of Price Is Right lately where they offer trips to "Canada" and what they actually mean is the Oak Bay Beach Hotel in Victoria.
 Kramburger: I can't get my daughter to sit through a 15 minute episode of Bluey
 BrowneePoints: Fun Fact, my nephew(when he was 4) sat through the ENTIRE Legendary Godzilla movie in theatres
 betweenmyself: ‘The Child Thief’ was an interesting take on the Peter Pan story
 Saintnex: Yea, I still unironically love Hook, even though I know it aint great
 SurfDownstage: 
frogomb: Dave Barry wrote a seperate Peter Pan prequel that was.....ok
ButButTheJesus: don't try to stop me Smee try to stop me
 Mai_Andra: It's weird, because I've never liked the character of Peter Pan, but I always seem to like the movies about Peter Pan.
 corianderd: the bit on the airplane always bugged me tho
 CodeIndigo: Hook was an awesome "bad" movie
 MilkInBags: studios butcher so many movies
 LarkSachrosis: Peter and the Star Catcher was a fun show, saw Christian Borle in it.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Tinkerbell kissin Peter
 LurkerSpine: They probably shortened the food fight seen for TV
 eric_christian_berg: I had a similar experience with the TV-edited Excalibur.
TheThromborax: The Boo Box!!
 TemporallyAwry: Oh yeah, PeterPan is an eldritch nightmare if you think about it too hard.
 BrowneePoints: Pewpewicide if you will
 Kramburger: I read the novelisation of Hook before I saw the movie
 Saintnex: Though it may just because I like Robin Williams more than I was not interested with Hook 
TriseAlpha: I liked Glen Close in Hook
 jedi_master_zll: I may have only seen the TV movie of that now that I think about it.
 jessicaengle: Wait for the good pitches!
 CodeIndigo: @Kramburger Terry Brooks!
 matthaus_c: Graham looks like Oddjob
 mitomanox: how bout pac man's horror movie? https://youtu.be/vuQsaRYYheM
 lirazel64: In Barrie's books, Peter Pan is a sociopath.
Lysander_salamander: sort of a Labyrinth feel to it in places
frogomb: The boo box traumatized me
 red_shoes_jeff: I'll say right now, I had a WAY easier time sitting through a long movie as a kid than I do now.
Garfman314: graham was in first at one point... right?
oatway: "can I not?"
 elkae: No don't come to Ottawa D:
 ani_laurel: wait
 elkae: wait what
 SymphonicLolita: hm
karpma: uh
 Heckhoundbolt: I do not recognize darts
JadedCynic: uhhhhhhhhhh
Alex_Frostfire: Could be... worse?
 ani_laurel: its in the Rockies
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
Astramentha: Ottawa does not want visitors any time soon pls
 jedi_master_zll: @Garfman314 Was yeah
 Akaiatana: Chateau Laurier is surely what they meant
 SquareDotCube: lawn darts!
 Nigouki: welp, there go the points
SnowBuddy18: only 44 hour?
JadedCynic: yeah, it's called GREYHOUND!
 DrBatman0: TOUCHDOWN
 Mr_Horrible: control the wibble
 damn_i_am_pretty: does... does anyone know Canada is big?
 MilkInBags: imagine going to ottawa for fun  
goombalax: as opposed to the Chateau Laurier
  mtvcdm: That shuttle ride from Ottawa to Banff
 Kramburger: Yeah righto Graham "I'll just Day Trip to Tasmania' Stark
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: sorry 44 HOURS?
 Mr_Horrible: weird, I'm *very* good at throwing games, Beej 
 red_shoes_jeff: Ya goin' out for a DART?
 Mr_Horrible: my teammates are not impressed
josh___something: In a certain sense, you're great at "Throwing" games
 Akaiatana: @MilkInBags You're on the canal. Thin ice
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 Saintnex: @I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo yea Canada is very wide
  bv310: @red_shoes_jeff Oh hell yeah bud, let's go hack a dart
 jessicaengle: !findquote yeet
  LRRbot: Quote #6481: "It's like yeeting, but for profit!" —Serge [2019-10-12]
 Davlenagain: What game show was that? Dave's Discount Games shows and Travel Agency?
 elkae: oo someone's lav was rubbin' a bit there
 rasterscan: Go Heather!
 matthaus_c: as in the ferry itself is like a km long
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: Will fly you to Ottawa and you can find your own way cross country
 Mai_Andra: There was a more recent indie film called "Wendy" that was interesting.  It was a more "realistic" version in the American South.
 Kramburger: YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT OUR FERRIES DEREY I'LL CUT YOU
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 mitomanox: poor curly arms thing
TheLodgium: Did the front fall off of the ferry? Is that why it's so slow?
 DrLigmaPhD: No Ian you sent your fast fairies. Quickest gays in the whole of Canada
 Davlenagain: werent lawn darts banned for "injecting" yourself?
  mtvcdm: The thing about Price Is Right trips is, they all start in Los Angeles... no matter where in the country you actually live.
karpma: its like the 16 hour fair from Nova Scotia to St. John's
karpma: fairy*
Tempest2097: @Davlenagain If by injecting you mean injuring children's eyes then yes
TriseAlpha: this music sounds so much like the witch's hut music from Link's Awakening
 LordZarano: Can you score negative?
 Phailhammer: I hear Wolfe Island has a very nice ferry.
 jessicaengle: With actual noodle arms?
 flatluigi: and we go until someone gets stabbed in the head
 elkae: do you get to wear chainmail and armour?
 HorusFive: "Cuts down on staff tho"
oatway: can bring back ian's cornhole
SnowBuddy18: Tinker Tailor Lawn Darts
  Juliamon: I'm pretty sure lawn darts are actually banned
 Kramburger: I did a Round trip from Aus to Boston & Back for exactly the length of a PAX... would not recommend
ButButTheJesus: Lawn Cherry Bombs
 Mr_Horrible: Phailhammer it's a very nice ferry, the Wolfe Island Ferry
 fastlane250: jarts/lawn darts (the real ones) aren't sold anymore in the US afaik
  mtvcdm: Oh
 RealGamerCow: Heather perks up at the mention of explosions
 HorusFive:  A bee's dick
 Chatstone: Who will play goalie?
Despoiler98: @Juliamon lawn darts are illegal in the USA for the most part
 CodeIndigo: It's illegal to sell them in the US anymore BUT if you have them you can still use them
Tempest2097: Yeah real Lawn Darts are straight up banned in the USA
 SquareDotCube: put out land min- I means balloons as bonus points
 korvys: fwiw - mainland canada to vancouver island is like, 60km. Australia to tasmania is over 150km
 BrowneePoints: Was that before or after the childhood head trauma Paul
 korvys: *250km
 niccus: grenades,
 IbunWest: shotput
 fastlane250: like the metal-tipped ones aren't, but there's more blunt plastic ones that pop up
 DrLigmaPhD: Yeet Olympics, if you will
Spanked42: How does one PLAY lawn darts? Do you chuck them like a football?
 HadesLeprechaun: Molkky
 neisan2112: We had the IanCornhole already
JadedCynic: @karpma well, overnight 8-12 usually - sometimes as long as 16 if the wind and currents are against it (but then, sometimes they just don't sail in adverse weather)
 iris_of_ether: My parents *absolutely* have real lawn darts. Came with the house.
 djalternative: Javilin into traffic!
  mtvcdm: There are lawn-dart-like objects available, just not as sharp and pointy as they used to be.
Lysander_salamander: awww
 Dog_of_Myth: Google says Lawn Darts are banned for sale in the USA and Canada
 fastlane250: *metal-tipped ones aren't sold
 ChaoticObserver: @mtvcdm Yeah, they have to do it that way so they can actually have a price for the game.  Frequently what they give you is an airline credit for the amount of that.
hi_im_emily: yeah with timbits
SaxPython: Horseshoes? Horse still attached
 DigitalSeahorse: Croquet
 SquareDotCube: Coat the shotput on spikes
 Mr_Horrible: you did it at the end for the timbits, iirc
 tidehollowcat: I played 'unwieldy stick javelin' as a kid, where I threw a branch from a tree around the yard.
Ivalenz_: Bocce 
micalovits: Sure used Ians real face at the end
TriseAlpha: if you sharpen a discus, does it become an Frisbee?
TriseAlpha: 
 Saintnex: Yea so metal lawn darts have been banned in Canada since 1989, you can get plastic alternatives though
Rockario: Banned for sale; but banned for private manufacture?
 matthaus_c: perfect
ButButTheJesus: HOTPUT
 betweenmyself: Lawn darts?  I thought we weren’t allowed to use those anymore since…  I had nothing to do with why we aren’t allowed to use those anymore... 
 DrLigmaPhD: Hotputato
 rasterscan: WOO!  My points!
 BigDaddyBland87: YEA!!!
 ChaoticObserver: Heather!
JusticeJuice: Time for my new invention, lawn pointy sticks!
 TehAmelie: hot pot put?
 DrBatman0: Good groupings, here...
 Nigouki: noooo, my points!
 pn55: Heather!   
 MilkInBags: 
 SnackPak_: 
 Dog_of_Myth:  
headdeskdev: That is one of the closest games of glurp ive seen
 elkae:    
Lysander_salamander: yay Heather yay
TheAinMAP: 
micalovits: Wow, this is close in points also!
JadedCynic: I was CLOSE
 TehAmelie: hooray!
 SurfDownstage:   
  mtvcdm: Never, ever doubt Heather
 A_Dub888:   
SaxPython:   
Snowcookies: congrats
 RealGamerCow: close game
DarthRagnar815: 
ButButTheJesus: WINRAR
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 neisan2112: Oofa
 whitebadgerwolf88:     
 iris_of_ether:   
JadedCynic: beej was 2nd
 jessicaengle: 
  bv310: Team Dery with the 1/2
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TriseAlpha: Beej is Heather? and Heather is bEEJ. Yes?
 Mr_Horrible: we've found the answer to the question, "HeAtHeR?", and the answer is "Yes"
  MrPhlip: enjoy your 25:1, Heather believers
JadedCynic: LOL Paul 
 BigDaddyBland87: Holy crap the number of points I got like quadrupled
 NonjaBiru:   
 rasterscan: I made 120,000 points off of 5,000 staked!
malc: 
 LarkSachrosis: https://i.imgur.com/daX1q91.jpg
 UnnnaturalD20: I started with 114k points, now I'm at 550k
  mtvcdm: Anyone who let it ride on Heather all night has cleaned up.
 Nigouki: i started with 212k and down to 50k
ButButTheJesus: right, I have to bed, bye folks, take care and slurp glurp
 Mr_Horrible: gambling is a sin, I will not be participating 
hi_im_emily: i have ten measly dollrrs
 BigDaddyBland87: started 250k, just made it to 866k
 BigDaddyBland87: I may retire champ at this point
 Mr_Horrible: I'm definitely not just making excuses because I missed the start 
 BigDaddyBland87: hit the jackpot and run
  Juliamon: For those who lost, that is your punishment for not believing in Heather
 SpaceBattery: that
hi_im_emily: yeah i bet my ass on Not Heather and now i am assless
 SpaceBattery: *that's fair
 Astramentha: help I drank too much glurp
 jedi_master_zll: I tried to stop being a dollrrnaire, it didn't work.
 mitomanox: is everything alright with Ben? we haven't seen him in a while
  Juliamon: Ben's fine! He's just been busy
 SquareDotCube: They got back from Philly
 mitomanox: @Juliamon 
  Juliamon: We'll see him tomorrow
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 mitomanox:   
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh god, Ben, run, Harry is right b ehind you
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  Juliamon: Conventions and travel take a lot out of you, even when you're used to doing it.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Victoria to Philly is no joke, either
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: darn near transcontinental
SaxPython:  It's Snowing 
 TehAmelie: hey, i have reached 2 million doLRRs. 2.013 million even. when did that happen
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 mitomanox: glad to know he's fine! 
 TheAwkes: As someone from Halifax who lives in Vancouver and drove across it on a motorcycle in 5 days to make the initial move, I am happy to attest to this country's width.
  Juliamon: As they say, no news is good news. If something was wrong everyone would know.
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 PharaohBender27: @TheAwkes Just 5 days!?
Russianox: Anybody know where Adam’s 2nd play through video of Doki Doki is at? I can’t seem to find.
 CastleOtranto: @TehAmelie And here I am languishing, LANGUISHING I SAY, with a paltry 1.157 million
  mtvcdm: @Russianox Removed at Adam's request.
  Juliamon: Russianox It's been pulled at his request, it will make it to the YT eventually
  mtvcdm: A version of it will be on YouTube later.
 red_shoes_jeff: @TheAwkes 5 days!? When did you SLEEP?
Russianox: Thanks no problem
 TehAmelie: you'll get there buddy
 neisan2112: Back just in time!!
 mitomanox:   
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 Gekyouryuu: wait.... there was a PiF today? I never got an alert for it
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: there was a second episode of Adam playing DDLC? I thought Let's Nope wasn't till tomorrow.
 Pseudonym_Ken: My neck disagrees
 neisan2112: Posture can get bent!
 serramarkov:  More, please! 
argusthecat: Posture is a psyop
 BrowneePoints: Oh no my Lightfall download is interrupting my stream 
 mitomanox: sternum licking / extreme sports
 A_Dub888: !findquote posture
  LRRbot: Quote #8474: "I'm putting on my thinking slouch, can't think with good posture." —Graham [2023-02-24]
  Juliamon: GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou It was a Saturday stream
 Akaiatana: I blaim Louis Posture.
 DeM0nFiRe: The big chair from the recent sh-- lmao matt got there first
 LarkSachrosis: I need a big chair
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 red_shoes_jeff: You leave Chair's good name out of this!
 ani_laurel: kuskoka chair
 Gekyouryuu: there isn't even PiF on the schedule today. did I miss one?
DarthRagnar815: To be fair, our cats have been trying to tell us this for years. 
 TemporallyAwry: Someday we'll be like the borg and all chairs will simply be a jack that connects to your spine and fully supports your body from your "core" 
 SymphonicLolita: The Chair (tm)
 Arclight_Dynamo: It's a Muskoka chair in Canada, an Adirondack chair in the US.
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JadedCynic: no, it's a Cape Islander 
 RealGamerCow: Ian is Ianing today
 TehAmelie: i want a huge chair, like Dr Horrible has
EvilBadman: "Lumbar support" terms used by the the truly depraved. THEY HAVE PLAYED US LIKE FOOLS
 DrLigmaPhD: The SCP chair that kills people and isn't a chair anymore?
 TheAwkes: Adirondack
 matthaus_c: Double Booked! by Whoopsie
 Verrain2: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou The second session ended rather badly.  Game hit Adam hard.
 mitomanox: umuruca
 GredGredmansson: "accidentally"
  mtvcdm: Is accident
  Juliamon: Scheduling issues: they happen!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: most of us say "by accident"
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: or "accidentally"
 Akaiatana: 'On accident' is a recent trend.
 RealGamerCow: I say by accident
 BrowneePoints: I say On accident when I'm directly at fault
 brainbosh: Say it both ways
 GredGredmansson: I have heard "on accident" before but not commonly
malc: by purpose
 TemporallyAwry: English is supposed to work?
WriterRaven: Concept: Play It Forward Forward shows, or PIFFs.
 Welbog: Through accident
 santural: Never heard on accident
 GredGredmansson: "by accident" or "accidentally"
 thunderbird32: Alternatively say it how you like
 land_manatee: I imagine it's a shortening of "By way of an accident"
 LibraryWitchKei: I've heard it
patrick_stonecrusher: Accidentally 
 Heckhoundbolt: I mean, that is eactly how langauge works
 LarkSachrosis: English is a living language
JadedCynic: @TemporallyAwry yeah, so naive, huh? 
 DrLigmaPhD: I say "on accident" when I'm actively on top of something that could be defined as an accident
 HadesLeprechaun: I have only ever heard "on accident" where I live
 DrBatman0: I beg to differ, Beej, language has certainly worked like "saying the wrong thing over and over enough changes the meaning" in the past, frustratingly.
 Dog_of_Myth: Lard!!
 flatluigi: beej body ready!
JadedCynic: Lard Sticles
KeytarCat: Get that Beach Bod Ready!
JadedCynic: get Beach Body Ready
  mtvcdm: So huggable
 NorthstarTex: ya look like you hit the sticks pretty hard
 matthaus_c: good soup
 GredGredmansson: what do you mean you're "at soup"
 Heckhoundbolt: Biggest loser has certainly changed
  mtvcdm: Just a plain course for this.
 neisan2112: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT SOUP??
  mtvcdm: Nothing to do but run.
 Mr_Horrible: "I am once again asking why I am at soup"
JadedCynic: at Souk
 Kramburger: I just say 'accidentally'
 TheWriterAleph: "it's just a RACE??"
 Driosenth: "I found myself at Denny's on accident"
KeytarCat: Boss Bass
SquidVorb: Or an Anvil
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 DrLigmaPhD: Piano hung precariously
JadedCynic: "by chance"
 SymphonicLolita: my hipster cred is that I saw the video where "At Soup" came from the day it was posted
  mtvcdm: Just gotta get in a rhythm and go.
 Arclight_Dynamo: Beej is a tomato, so he's not in the UK.
 LarkSachrosis: Oh, it's distance based
  mtvcdm: That was STRONG
 jessicaengle:   
 matthaus_c: my favourite is the one of Joe Biden getting Skinamarinked
hi_im_emily: he was running at 20 m/s
hi_im_emily: that's like 45mph
 SymphonicLolita: z o o m
 Firnsarwen: Hi friends!  excited for glurp!
 GredGredmansson: BEEP BEEP
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: dear god
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 GhostofJeffGoldblum: what a unit
 Fruan: Such power
 Tangsm: He's expanding like pizza dough.
Discent458: sanic
SquidVorb: HOW
Lysander_salamander: blue-shifting
 BusTed: 
 elkae: the madman!
Snowcookies: sonic moment
 Akaiatana: He's turning into a blueberry!
 TehAmelie: a speedy blue ball 
  mtvcdm: IAN
 Its_VeeBot: Expand Raccoon
 niccus: the shufflecat that will annihilate humanity
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 LarkSachrosis: 
  Juliamon: THE FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE
 DrBatman0: !clip
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 SnackPak_: 
 flatluigi: IAN?
 TheWriterAleph: 
 SymphonicLolita: s a n i c
 DeM0nFiRe:   
 CaptainSpam: Holy crap!
 BrowneePoints: THAT RACC WAS SCOOTIN
 Heckhoundbolt: HE HAS GONE FURTHER BEYOND
 Shadwhawk: Almost a kilometer!
 DaFhaye: Thank you @DeM0nFiRe !!!
 IbunWest: That didn't look like it was gonna work at first
 TemporallyAwry: What just happened? 
Fotoblu: The maddest lad
 GredGredmansson: the Fosbury Flop of whatever the hell that was
hi_im_emily: ian straight up went highway speeds
 Mr_Horrible: Ian saw the trash and went for it
 LarkSachrosis: F
 red_shoes_jeff: 
hi_im_emily: something like 58mph
 BrowneePoints: Go Beyond! Racc Ultra!
  mtvcdm: That panda trashed us
 betweenmyself: @driosenth usually when I find myself at Denny’s, it was the result of malicious intent 
JadedCynic: IAN WHAT?
 Dog_of_Myth: Check that Racoon's piss
Lysander_salamander: just this once, master, I can go all out
 DrLigmaPhD: Ultra Instinct Ian
  bv310: Ian went full Crash Panda
7gorobei: centrifugal blubber
iarethel0ser: Practicing for the area 51 break in.
 jedi_master_zll: Must have been Satan's tanuki.
Lysander_salamander: oh
 neisan2112: OH man I remember that
 jessicaengle:   
 RealGamerCow: That raccoon had some serious worms
micalovits: So close!
SquidVorb: Can confirm
 Kramburger: Polygon getting Christopher Judge to read Dad jokes as Kratos was to peak of that bit
malc: 61%???
JadedCynic: 
 korvys: Yeah, but that's cause modern tv shows are mixed badly
ghyllnox: I just have audio processing issues
 betweenmyself: 
 TheWriterAleph:  
 DrLigmaPhD: Beej is this an invitation to request you read audio for my erotic fanfics?
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/CarelessLitigiousNeanderthalBrokeBack-mfa_B8-7boQfPG97
 GredGredmansson: see I try not to blast my earbuds anymore
 Heckhoundbolt: I mean... Ian has a point
 ani_laurel: I'm HoH naturally
Alex_Frostfire: I watch everything with subtitles because sometimes the room is noisy.
 niccus: i watch dubs with subs for the original script
 mitomanox: because I want my 3d to be 3d
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/PlayfulScaryCrocodileYee-dX6c8Q9dVOc1eIru
 Pseudonym_Ken: I watch with subtitles because I swear sound mixing has gotten wrse
 Akaiatana: If they're gonna be wrong, duble down
 Rourke9: Its nice to be able to talk with people during stuff
 electra310: If you watch only old TV, the mixing is not as terrible
 Davlenagain: i like dubs,m but i can do subs...but something the japanese voice for the character hurts my ears or annoys me
 neisan2112: I always do, cus way to many shows/movies just have awful mixing for headphones
Russianox: It’s the FOMO for subtitles
 ani_laurel: Sound mixing has empirically gotten worse
TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/LazyFaintArtichokeYouDontSay-9ncBFQAZx6JPrlnp
 matthaus_c: what if I watch original audio with a transcript of the dub as subs
Garfman314: had to do math, ian went almost 30mph
 DrakoniteStreams: I watch dubs so I can actually watch the animation. If I wanted to read a book I'd read a book, not subs.
 ani_laurel: ^^^
 serramarkov: I prefer subs, but I have a dyslexic friend who appreciates understanding the dialog.
 Tiber727: It's still crazy to me that someone made a mod for Half Life 2 that replaces Alyx with Krystal from Star Fox, and paid Krystal's VA to do all of Alyx's lines.
hi_im_emily: @Garfman314 almost 60mph, consider that he only got 30 seconds
 RealGamerCow: Did Ian fold space?
 Mr_Horrible: ohhh, so close
  mtvcdm: Graham got close
 DrBatman0: @RealGamerCow It's called warp
 James_the_Dabbler: Oh that was close
 neisan2112: That was soooo close to Ian
Garfman314: thought it was 60s
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 mistycloud21: close
 CodeIndigo: Ian built an Alcubierre drive in glurp
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 DrLigmaPhD: Warp factor Weeb, Mr. Data
 Bugberry: Baccano is an exmple of a dub being superior.
 betweenmyself: Having been born with roughly 15% hearing ability of the average person (got better over time) I have always been very protective of my ears vis-a-vis extreme volumes.
SaxPython: Based Paul
 two_dimensional_soup: its about 40 hamburgers per fortnite
 jedi_master_zll: I most often turn on subs because the dialog volume is crap and you can't hear what people say over other stuff.
Laserbeaks_Fury: You can get an average of dialogue
josh___something: maximum context
 SquareDotCube: time to poop bombs
 Kramburger: Netflix defaulting Chef's Table to Dubs over Subs is the greatest crime
 Arclight_Dynamo: 95 kph
 mistycloud21: Could always watch it Dubbed with Japanese subtitles.
 DarkMorford: And then there's "dubtitles," which nobody likes.
 Gekyouryuu: the annoying thing with subtitles is how often they subtitle singing as [[singing]] and foreign words as [[speaking foreign language]] and do NOTHING more than that
 DrakoniteStreams: hot take: modern dubs are better than old subs ever were
 fastlane250: get on the ball
 BrowneePoints: Hold the ball and let the bombs jump you imo
JadedCynic: @Russianox yep, I've also go Auditory Processing Disorder, so it's faster for me to read the dialog from subs and get the emotion and mood and whatnot from the sound (without ever needing to run the input through my language center)
Lysander_salamander: nice
nyperold: Break the Targets!
 DrLigmaPhD: Do you have a bomb cloaca?
 BrowneePoints: ah yes, the Explussy
SaxPython: Fractional Balls
 Heckhoundbolt: There always are
JadedCynic: standard numerical format
 CodeIndigo: @DrakoniteStreams that's only a fraction warmer than room temperature, we have great voice actors now
 Akaiatana: You have no fingers, so the numbers have to be your significant digits
 santural: Fractional style points
 jedi_master_zll: Also, the multitude of adjectives they had to come up with in the subtitles for the synth music in Stranger Things was hilarious.
 Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePoints Noooo
 BrowneePoints: Yw Graham
Alex_Frostfire: Kazooie-style!
hi_im_emily: @nyperold board the platforms!
 FrozensTCG: Robbery!
 flatluigi: make that ussy pop
 airylan: this game has a lot of "I'm a genius! oh no!" energy
TheInnsanity: exploaca
 James_the_Dabbler: Blow-acea
 A_Dub888: Exploaca
 BrowneePoints: Do they have Dynamata Dentata?
Abelzumi: So how do the Glorpians reproduce?...
Abelzumi: Are the bombs eggs?
 RealGamerCow: I was watching Aggretsuko season 5, and the subs weren't great, they  simplified a lot of stuff and were just WRONG some times
  mtvcdm: Hot sauce goes well with Cloaca Surprise
  Juliamon: yuppp
 DrLigmaPhD: (gfaws)
SaxPython: 100% Paul
 Arclight_Dynamo: Explussy (Derogatory)
 fastlane250: [sadly go-karts]
 Kramburger: "Sarcastically I'm in charge"
 DrakoniteStreams: @codeindigo, indeed. ok, how about this: english dub of totoro is better than the original japanese 
 jedi_master_zll: @Abelzumi Drinking more Glurp of course.
 Davlenagain: subtitles are great, i do alot of lyric videos, so i'm used to it. But there are anime i really want dubs...
 niccus: ian, you were running at 34,764,000 cubits per fortnight
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Hard agree
 spicyFerret_: Why do we keep talking about cloacas
  Juliamon: spicyFerret_ equal opportunity orifice jokes?
 Heckhoundbolt: space jam
 TimIAm: @spicyFerret_ They're an important multifunctional orifice
kusinohki: I heard graham say "canadians" instead of "comedians"  ...  maybe I should turn subtitles on
  mtvcdm: @spicyFerret_ Look, I've been in enough recent Julie streams lately that eventually cloacas are all you can think about
 betweenmyself: If only there was some way to institute subtitles for books on tape… 
micalovits: Big brain Alex
 Tiber727: If thieves were good at things they wouldn't be thieves.
 Mattmitchell45: Kyle Kinane had a great set about a 4X4 Foot Pizza and the Company that made it hijacked his Subtitles to be in on the joke
 underhill33: well done alex
 rasterscan: Alex nailed it
 jessicaengle: @spicyFerret_ ikr
TheAinMAP: 
 DrLigmaPhD: Still bustin balls
 NorthstarTex: amazing performance *clap*
 SymphonicLolita: something something people now getting paid abysmally for subtitling because of algorithmically generated subs being cheaper
Russianox: @jadedcynic yeah, I agree I’m glad that helps
 fastlane250: I learned how to enable closed captioning at an early age. My parents were less than enthused when I left it on.
 lamina5432: anime is how i learned to appreciate reading
JadedCynic: "associating accepted given shapes to represent sounds"
 DrLigmaPhD: He's pogging!
JadedCynic: Ian - your fave!
 BrowneePoints: I also just watch stuff with CC sometimes cuz too much noise can make me get massive sensory overload
Lysander_salamander: horse plinko!
 RealGamerCow: 5 points from top to bottom
 NorthstarTex: YES!
 Heckhoundbolt: arms
  TStodden: It's Painchinko time!
ChargingFurret: ian should win the EZ
 TheWriterAleph: oontz oontz oontz
 PharaohBender27: LASERS
 DrLigmaPhD: I wish to do orbital drop pachinko
 DrakoniteStreams: I turn subtitles on, not because I can't hear the tv, but because the audio mixes are often bad and I can't separate the talking from the background sounds
  mtvcdm: I think we call this for arms
Alex_Frostfire: These lasers have recoil?
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: oh man horse plinko is back! love this game
  Juliamon: incidentally, as my dad's hearing has started to decline and he's learned to embrace the subtitle life, he's started to get really into foreign media that he'd never looked at before, like kdramas
 damn_i_am_pretty: oh no you can DNF
JadedCynic: photons, Beej - photons do exert force (more than in reality
Lysander_salamander: nice
 DeM0nFiRe: Nice
 TheWriterAleph: they fly now? they fly now. 
 TehAmelie: i started to learn english and to read fast as soon as i learned to read, thanks to subtitles
 jedi_master_zll: 
TheAinMAP: 
 matthaus_c: are these projectiles waves or particles
 betweenmyself: @symphoniclolita I imagine at some point AI will start using Vtuber avatars to replace ‘signers’ on live broadcasts
 Heckhoundbolt: for once Ian's pachinko skills pay off in Glurp
 CodeIndigo: now it's Bad Apple
  bv310: Ian Horner - Pachinko Master
  Juliamon: ballet!
 elkae: such grace!
 Gekyouryuu: most well known niche thing there is
  mtvcdm: @betweenmyself I've already heard of some places rushing to use chat AI for modding despite people screaming that it's not ready for that.
Lysander_salamander: nice
 SymphonicLolita: @betweenmyself hm! new terrifying thought
 matthaus_c: I don't know what a Touhou is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask
 matthaus_c: Homestuck was already too much for me to learn
 CodeIndigo: that'd be cool
Lysander_salamander: 
 flatluigi: https://i.imgur.com/cs091H3.png
Lysander_salamander: I love deep-fried memes
 Heckhoundbolt: @matthaus_c Touhou is much older
 BrowneePoints: All I know about Touhou is magic girls in maid outfits pretending to be fighters jets basically
Blasteg: F
 Gekyouryuu: @matthaus_c tl;dr: it's a bullet hell, like Gradius or Galaga, but all the characters are cute girls. that's it.
 matthaus_c: amazing
SaxPython: 6pm central
TheAinMAP: It starts at 6PM Central
 Tiber727: @matthaus_c And it's known for pretty bullet patterns and good music.
 jedi_master_zll: That reminds me, I need to check Space Shipping for updates.
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
  Juliamon: That's just something that happens with anime. See also: Churuya, Necoarc
 BrowneePoints: Homestuck
 NorthstarTex: Homestuck
 DiscordianTokkan: Homestuck
 Kramburger: Toho's Bizzarre Adventure
 Gekyouryuu: Homestuck
 flatluigi: what's marisa's classpect
 CodeIndigo: Homestuck
 Arclight_Dynamo: Homestuck *is* Tohou, isn't it?
 BrowneePoints: Touhou actually has a story, and a plot, and likeable characters
 DrLigmaPhD: Oh so this show is just an infinitely deep fried meme?
ghyllnox: Touhou for sure
WriterRaven: porqué no los dos?
 Sogheim: Homestuck hands down
 jessicaengle: I don't know what Homestuck is, but I can't not think it's a misspelling of Homestar every time I see it.
ghyllnox: Homestuck has a story! Homestuck has lots of stories
 TimIAm: Mine is Ian.
 flatluigi: toby fox's fake touhou theme is very good
 BrowneePoints: I mean, mine is Probably JoJo
 matthaus_c: Rest In Violence
Stratavarius: Kingdom Hearts is a classic
 tidehollowcat: Blaseball!
josh___something: Blaseball ez
 Dog_of_Myth: E G G
 BrowneePoints: cuz if you don't know about JoJo, JoJo is just...senseless lol
Lysander_salamander: Was Earthbound popular in Japan?
 DrLigmaPhD: "I sit between two titties, paralyzed by indecision"
WriterRaven: Mine is Undertale.
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RebekahWSD: I view Homestuck the way someone from a neighboring town talks about that other town. "Hmm they have...buildings...and that one big tower..."
 Alness49: Fate Stay Night.
 ChaoticObserver: The Noblest Gast
 Driosenth: grab the egg and FLY!
hi_im_emily: blaseball is the blernsball of calvinball
 Heckhoundbolt: Anything is edible once
  mtvcdm: The cart is moving
 plummeting_sloth: the gentlest nudge race
 SymphonicLolita: gently tuch it
 Its_VeeBot: *boop*
 RealGamerCow: tappy tappy tappy
Lysander_salamander: nice
 betweenmyself: boop……  boop…….  booooooop
 Arclight_Dynamo: Isn't "guy who expels helium" that horrible little Muppet from Farscape?
KeytarCat: "Again?"
 Astramentha: Muscle touch, but E G G
 matthaus_c: that egg cannot have come out of the Explussy
 Saintnex: the lightness of boops
 plummeting_sloth: the 100m dash should be so gentle
 betweenmyself: @arclight_dynamo Rigel?
 Heckhoundbolt: Beej decides to do a wheelie
 Arclight_Dynamo: @betweenmyself That's the one! 
Spanked42: Nice reference, Alex
  Juliamon: Nice recovery, but can he keep it up?
patrick_stonecrusher: Did l hear an Utena reference?
Stratavarius: Hoisted
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
  mtvcdm: You lose it when time expires
 BrowneePoints: That was like watching a dog in a harness caught on a windmill
 plummeting_sloth: trolled by physics
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: "no! my pitard!"
 korvys: want upssies
micalovits: Kick the egg!
SaxPython: 
 CodeIndigo: yay jelly beans!
Russianox: Don Quioxte
hi_im_emily: CORN
 CodeIndigo: NO ALEX
 SymphonicLolita: I mean,
 Dog_of_Myth:  
  Juliamon: ALEX NO
 BrowneePoints: You're not wrong
 Brozard: MORE CORN
 fastlane250: 
 GhostValv: D:
Lysander_salamander: you're not wrong
 RealGamerCow: The interactions in this game are hilarious
 neisan2112: ALEX LAMAAOOO
 DiscordianTokkan: Alex Yes
 niccus: not... wrong...
 HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Boku no SekuHara
Tempest2097: Yeah that's why I haven't watched the series
JadedCynic: that's NOT exactly wrong, Alex 
WriterRaven: alex what the heck
 azidbern95: MORE CORN!
 tidehollowcat: I... yeah.
 CodeIndigo: YAY JELLY BEANS AGAIN
 Kramburger: Bokono is my Favourite Beach Boys song
josh___something: @browneepoints That sounds distressingly specific
 flatluigi: filmed?
asddsa28: its true
 Brozard: @Kramburger Jamaica
 lackingsanity: horikoshi is too damn horny
 plummeting_sloth: giving the egg a pat
 BrowneePoints: @josh___something like picture a Shiba in a harness with the windmill blade stuck the harness so they're just...rotating
 flatluigi: misfits deserved more seasons
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Misfits is fun
 Kramburger: Mistfits dropped off so hard 
 BrowneePoints: YEA! that one Game of Thrones guy was on it!
 Akaiatana: I watched Misfits. It was neat.
Lysander_salamander: it makes me think of the weirder shows that used to be on the kids block on PBS
Alex_Frostfire: Egg!
 santural: Misfits is dope
 DrakoniteStreams: misfits starts very strong
petey_vonwho: One of these days I'm actually gonna watch Misfits.
 BrowneePoints: Iwan Rheon! Yea him! He was in Misfits yea?
JadedCynic: oh right "Misfits" not "Misfits of Science" from a generation earlier
 korvys: Ouiaboo for french fans is my favourite
 Akaiatana: @Paul: Misfits is Kidz Bop Suicide Squad
 Kramburger: Kiwiaboo should be a thing
 DiscordianTokkan: As we all learned from Wakfu, people that are into French animation are Ouiaboos'
  mtvcdm: OH
Lysander_salamander: oh
Stratavarius: Egg crusher
 Heckhoundbolt: oh
ghyllnox: Bonk
TheAinMAP: 
JadedCynic: we warned you alex
 Saintnex: sounds like Yogi bear talking about how much he likes Justin Bieber 
 DrLigmaPhD: What's the TLDR on Cocaine Bear being a Yogi Bear origin story?
 jedi_master_zll: I prefer bibimbap.
 GredGredmansson: @DiscordianTokkan boo.
 emberBecky: gruesome
kusinohki: I recently learned misfits of science had courtney cox in it....
 Its_VeeBot: I have this fandom I'm in that's very impenetrable for people outside of it. It's this web series with like decades of history. It's called LoadingReadyRun.
Lysander_salamander: a tragedy
SaxPython: Jail
 BrowneePoints: you were like a centimeter off getting the boost
 Kramburger: Mick Dundee-aboo?
hi_im_emily: @DiscordianTokkan ouiaboux
 Gekyouryuu: question: is someone who's not Canadian but obsessed with Canadian culture a Ouis-about?
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
 Its_VeeBot: QWOP time
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh dear
 BusTed: 
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 fastlane250: DNF City
 jessicaengle: 
  mtvcdm: Welp
 Arclight_Dynamo: Get behind and push?
Mashamino: the opposite of balloon
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 SymphonicLolita: !panic
  LRRbot:  THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. 
  Juliamon: 
JadedCynic: Headline "Will Any Player Finish This Event?"  - consult Betteridge's Law
  mtvcdm: !addquote (Beej) [now] Panic, panic, panic, that's gonna win the game!
  LRRbot: New quote #8478: "Panic, panic, panic, that's gonna win the game!" —Beej [2023-02-27]
 matthaus_c: nice
 Twilight_Spark: nice
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
 BigDaddyBland87: nice
 Heckhoundbolt: 
Blasteg: nice record
 DiscordianTokkan: Nice
Lysander_salamander: wow this is like getting over it
 tidehollowcat: nice
 TimIAm: Getting Over It with Beej
 nweasel: Nice.
 GredGredmansson: !findquote easy
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 LibraryWitchKei: Nice
 TehAmelie: a cast iron stress ball chained to your neck would probably force you to take it easy in most situations. . .
 two_dimensional_soup: !advice
  LRRbot: Sequence-breaking a book is not that impressive.
 flatluigi: wooooooooow
 SymphonicLolita: 
Lysander_salamander: nice
 CodeIndigo: I'm so invested in this *I'M* leaning sideways to make it go faster
 KaleidoscopeMind: boooooo
 ani_laurel: nooooooooo
 elkae: Booooo
 Forgebold: Ian NO
 Astramentha: 
goombalax: lol, yea, and lmao
 BrowneePoints: The Romans were just Greeaboos
 SnackPak_: the biggest 
 TemporallyAwry: Mic5?
JadedCynic: ZOMG IAN MIDDLENAME HORNER???
Mashamino: nice
 Kramburger: If you're a huge fan of Hook, are you a Smee-aboo?
 Saintnex: we heard some scrubbing
  Juliamon: CodeIndigo Oh I have to watch these streams lying down because otherwise I have the *worst* neckache from leaning
Lysander_salamander: bonk bonk bonk
 Mazrae:   
micalovits: Panik! At the hurdles
 DiscordianTokkan: This poor racoon
 Dog_of_Myth: Apply directly to the forehead
hi_im_emily: wanna give yourself CTE the fun way?
 Tiber727: @BrowneePoints Rome went full OC do not steal with Greece.
  mtvcdm: Someone's just gonna win by dragging the hurdle along
 Heckhoundbolt: he is holding it
 plummeting_sloth: the audience in the stadium is in abject, silent horror the entire time
hi_im_emily: i still have tears in my eyes from alex bringing up fucking boku no sexual harassment
 TehAmelie: all of them have bet all their money and now they realize none of the athletes have ever practiced moving their limbs before
 Tangsm: I bet the audience's laughter all sounds like glurp noises.
 DrLigmaPhD: Pretty sure this is a trap in Saw
JadedCynic: @plummeting_sloth solemn, respectful silence as at church
 HorusFive: The small one will protect you from the larger hurdles
  mtvcdm: The audience is doing exactly this: giving deeply serious critiques on techniques.
 plummeting_sloth: see, this the kind of handicapping that sports betting needs
 matthaus_c: Olympic Race! at the Hurdles
 land_manatee: What a champion
 jessicaengle: Go go go!
 SymphonicLolita: 
 BrowneePoints: Oh like doing the dog slalom
 BrowneePoints: but tackling
  Sarah_Serinde: Graham really getting a handle on that technique 
  MrPhlip: PvP hurdles
  mtvcdm: I was almost about to say you were describing the steeplechase.
 CaptainSpam: So, MXC, then. 
  MrPhlip: throw them into other lanes
JadedCynic: pick up the hurdles and throw them over you 
Lysander_salamander: like the downhill skiing,
 Its_VeeBot: Isn't that just that one game from Takeshi's Castle?
 DrLigmaPhD: Taskmaster Olympics
argusthecat: So, Taskmaster but outside?
 eric_christian_berg: Like the approach to the obstacle course in Phule's Company?
 SymphonicLolita: omg there's a japanese youtuber that did that
 Its_VeeBot: @CaptainSpam beat me to it
 SymphonicLolita: it was so funny
 BrowneePoints: A physical fit but untrained person
 eric_christian_berg: The control!
 Shadwhawk: Beej should compete in every event
iarethel0ser: Hurdle-sleigh!
 jessicaengle: Friend hurdle
JadedCynic: just to give CONTEXT and perspective
Laserbeaks_Fury: Banana for scale
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Alness49: "Cheaters Olympics" Been orders the steroids now
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
SaxPython: Yeet
 korvys: suplex the hurdle
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
 Gekyouryuu: @LoadingReadyRun The Lazy Person's Olympics: 100 Meter Door Dash
Lysander_salamander: nope
 betweenmyself: I mean you could always revive the defunct Olympic event ‘city planning’.
excalgold: @eric_christian_berg Every one runs the obstacle course in full combat conditions, some one get my C4 and go to the climbing wall !
 Heckhoundbolt: IAN NO
 LarkSachrosis: Also someone on ayahuasca
  mtvcdm: After this stream I know one actual former Olympic event that would make a GREAT LRL summer games event. I'll mention it in the mod Slack.
 Arclight_Dynamo: "Max Doping" would be a great name for an Olympian.
hi_im_emily: rich eisen
 RealGamerCow: inching into 2nd
 DrLigmaPhD: Graham, several martial arts are sports in the Olympics. A stone average person is liable to die or be maimed for life
JadedCynic: linebacker
WriterRaven: @Arclight_Dynamo Max Doping, Private Eye and Hundred-Meter Champion.
 BrowneePoints: Linebacker
 HorusFive: Professional Large Lad
 ChaoticObserver: Oh yeah, Rich Eisen does the 40 every year, and then they overlap it with like the linemen
 BrowneePoints: yep Linebackers are still athletes
 BrowneePoints: and can sprint fast AF
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: I think Paul means an O Lineman
 ChaoticObserver: They've turned it into a fundraiser for I think St. Jude
 The_Color_Twelve: linemen
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: but they're still gigantic bundles of muscle
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: so they can run if needed
 DarkMorford: Rich Eisen is so great to watch
hi_im_emily: @Arclight_Dynamo is he friends with Ron Dewings?
 Dog_of_Myth: Linebackers are deceptly fast.
 KaleidoscopeMind: didnt the 1-3 place marathoners in the paralympics (blind division) beat like... most of the top olympic marathoners in tokyo
 neisan2112: That's not true saddly
 Its_VeeBot: YEET
 bubba0077: during their spring game, Penn State likes to have journalists try to field punts
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: most linebackers these days are fast
 DrLigmaPhD: I mean, you ever try to stop a rhino charging?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: they're being asked to cover a big area of field
 BrowneePoints: There was a Super Bowl in High School where a Linebacker/Linesman caught the kick and ran for a full 90-100yd touchdown in the first like 10 minutes. He needed oxygen afterwards @LoadingReadyRun
 jedi_master_zll: This is almost the multiple rakes gag.
 BrowneePoints: when I was in high school*
SaxPython: Pure Mario Party
 DrLigmaPhD: Blood
Alex_Frostfire: Don't change the scores or anything, just fling.
 Its_VeeBot: *Sideshow Bob mumble*
 matthaus_c: na naaa
 Its_VeeBot: Katamari Hurdlecy
   LoadingReadyRun: The time loop episode of Misfits in the first season was pretty great
 Akaiatana: Herdle.
 DiscordianTokkan: Na Naaaa
 TehAmelie: turn the hurdles into a bridge to breach the heaven
 two_dimensional_soup: i saw a video of some people punching an ex nfl offensive lineman and it seemed like the guy didnt even know the aggressors were there. they are monsters of human beings
Lysander_salamander: like one of those hermit octopuses
 DrLigmaPhD: Finishing this event is basically the  Kobiyashi Maru
 Heckhoundbolt: they are called herdles because they travel in flocks
SaxPython: !card Force of Will
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ArcLightningCanuck: love the group dnfs
 BrowneePoints: My favorite Category of video is athletes from other countries reacting to American FOotball
 Its_VeeBot: *concussion voice* Did I win, father?
  mtvcdm: The magnets are your gravity.
 Heckhoundbolt: @Its_VeeBot No Son
 TemporallyAwry: Is that how magnets work? 
 BrowneePoints: seeing rugby players go "pfft they use pads cowards" to "they are actually out of their minds" in like 30s is validating
  MrPhlip: ok, let's run back this prediction, give people another shot...
 Saintnex: Oops. there's no gravity
 GredGredmansson: noice
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: ICP were really on to something
 BrowneePoints: I mean Magnetism DOES overcome Gravity
 Heckhoundbolt: That how they work
 MadWolf1290: Gloop has!
noSmokeFire: magnets AND gravity? in THIS economy?
 Its_VeeBot: Wanna take that one again Beej
JadedCynic: okay, who's 12 in the studio? 
 ChaoticObserver: Magents?  How do they work?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Beej, consult a physician
 DrLigmaPhD: The fundamental forces need a union, we keep exploiting them
 CodeIndigo: oops all magnet
hi_im_emily: CHALLENGE PISSING
 Arclight_Dynamo: Pissin' ball bearings.
 Simonark: Unified Track and Field Theory
 Its_VeeBot: APeeDQ
 Heckhoundbolt: @GhostofJeffGoldblum We have been trying to get him to for years
 GredGredmansson: 
 Bugberry: s-pee-d run strats
 SymphonicLolita: 
Lysander_salamander: attach magnet to toilet bowl
SaxPython: 
 SoldieroFortune: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:57:52.
 flatluigi: instagraham
Spanked42: not advisable
 matthaus_c: aim for the perineum
 Saintnex: NOEP
 flatluigi: gpd\
SquidVorb: Why is Instagraham not G's IG handle?
malc: Beej...
SaxPython: #Consent
Lysander_salamander: oh dear
Tempest2097: Don't strain your ring folks
 EikoandMog: GLUUUUUURP
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Its_VeeBot: #PeeStrats is tonight's hashtag
 HorusFive: [Doubt]
 jessicaengle: Don't underestimate the cleverness of the Grahams
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Lysander_salamander: no
 flatluigi: IAN NO
 GredGredmansson: That's....oddly heartwarming
 iris_of_ether: IAN NO
 Welbog: Ian why
 CodeIndigo: Tinker Tailor Solder NO
 TemporallyAwry: #DontClipThis ... but seriously why!?
 itira: this conversation has gone places lol
excalgold: tinker tailor solder....WHY?
 BrowneePoints: Is that a sun lamp in your pants or are you just re-aligning your chakras?
hi_im_emily: tainted love
 Its_VeeBot: WEEFEES
 HorusFive: GOOP BS
 ChaoticObserver: Family friendly entertainment on the Loading Ready Run Mega Entertainment Network
JadedCynic: hippy fad
 niccus: if you poke it really hard, you find out how sensitive it is
 Bugberry: sunny side up
 LarkSachrosis: We still need a clean sound clip of Max saying 'IAN!' for the soundboard.
Tempest2097: the worst part is in like 20 years people's gooches are gonna be all droopy
 Arclight_Dynamo: God, imagine sunburning your grundlezone.
 DiscordianTokkan: The light emitters
DaxStrife: Sunning the taint led to the pandemic.
 matthaus_c: perineum coaching
SaxPython: The sun is a deadly laser
Dreamlettuce: My bunghole need sun. How else will the watermelon seed grow?
 plummeting_sloth: ah, the omnipad then
 ani_laurel: It comes along with other bogus stuff that they sell like vitmins
 flatluigi: hulk your gooch
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: chat, please do not press tritium against your taint/.
hi_im_emily: the untaintable hulk
 Its_VeeBot: The taint? The grundle? The fleshy fun-bridge?
JadedCynic: You keep thinking that beej
 GredGredmansson: !findquote plug
  LRRbot: Quote #1012: "Remember the more blueballs you get, the longer your plug is" —Heather [2015-11-03]
 eric_christian_berg: That's how you get hulk-taint.
SonofThoth: I didn't realize we went back to the 1920s
Stratavarius: If only I could be so grossly incandescent
 HorusFive: Wouldnt be the first person to do it
 elkae: better than a jade egg!
 BrowneePoints: "They make your p spot feel funny!" -Ian Horner
 matthaus_c: I can't wait for Ian's Goiânia Incident
Spanked42: radium butt plugs sounds god damn it beej beat me to the punchline
 Heckhoundbolt: https://clips.twitch.tv/FlaccidSpicyWeaselPupper-T16a6HwHKMhgiFfc
 DrLigmaPhD: Just do naked yoga people
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: can we quote that
 CodeIndigo: The Curie Brand
Koios7: 
 flatluigi: do NOT drink more goop
TheInnsanity: Glurp is safer than Goop
 RealGamerCow: @eric_christian_berg Hulk-taint just wrecked me.
 djalternative: Will Ian be selling Deuteriam butt plugs? I'd be interested
 CodeIndigo: Shove some sunshine where the sun don't shine!
 TehAmelie: or incandescently gross?
 BigDaddyBland87: and that's a no DNF
JadedCynic: get up as far as you can
  MrPhlip: aww
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaahaha
 fastlane250: smol lads
  mtvcdm: Oh noooooo!
RebekahWSD: ohno
 Arclight_Dynamo: I think I saw The Radium Buttplugs live at Glastonbury in 1981.
LostThePirate: 
iarethel0ser: Deja vu.
TheAinMAP: Oh no, not again.
  mtvcdm: Wheeeee!
EdibleDragon: “That’s my secret. My butthole is always angry.”
 TheWriterAleph: wheeeeee
 emberBecky: ohhhh why are you so tiny
 Nigouki: my points are all gone
 TemporallyAwry: https://clips.twitch.tv/PunchyDependableCaterpillarBigBrother-CAqmRo-1Qg5rz7qB
Spanked42: amazing
 matthaus_c: LMAO
JadedCynic: HIVEMIND!  o/\o
 A_Dub888: 
 itira: 
 TheMerricat: So I hate to break to Ian, but a short Google says that there's a Chinese company out there that already beat him to the market..... 
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Lysander_salamander: so adorable
 plummeting_sloth: the most miserable flea circus
 matthaus_c: the off switch!
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 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Alex has been deactivated
 HorusFive: He did a Cameron
 elkae: 
 SymphonicLolita: You Died
 Its_VeeBot: We found Alex's off switch
 TemporallyAwry: Also I'm sorry Mods. 
Tempest2097: Alex has been thoroughly deactivated
 itira: Alex died
 BrowneePoints: Funny Wasn't it
 Bugberry: alex in the family guy hurt pose
 rainbowolf13: That table is out to gey y'all
TheAinMAP: 
 rainbowolf13: *get
Spanked42: god I'm so glad I tuned in for this stream
 flatluigi: but who would be left to stream
 RealGamerCow: Just pad all corners
 jedi_master_zll:   
 KaleidoscopeMind: just pad the edges like when you babyproof a place
 betweenmyself: Need a funny bone-ectomy
 elkae: need to baby proof it
Snowcookies: Can't wait to see tableless AFK
 jessicaengle: Kneepads standard issue on the moon
 TheNerdWonder: 3 of them were Cam
 niccus: can we have an office table tontine
 ani_laurel: you can get corners for toddlers
iarethel0ser: Table has tasted blood.  Table is now insatiable.
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/BumblingSourHamsterAsianGlow-nL-0iTBt03DLA5bo
EvilBadman: Baby proof them
 CaptainSpam: Just gotta imagine being new to pinball, where you bat the ball back up the playfield as soon as it hits the flipper. 
 Texan_Reverend: It's time to wrap all edges of the tables with foam pipe insulation.
 aitsu100: every long game basically Cam hits his off button
 MyrddintheWizard: https://clips.twitch.tv/RelatedAmericanSalamanderWTRuck-Z5E5jzXOz3UtkEFG
Lysander_salamander: oohoh
Tempest2097: At some point you're just gonna have to do a table injury supercut
 DiscordianTokkan: https://clips.twitch.tv/PlacidThankfulChamoisBCouch-q8HcL8EwiN3lOROr
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/WrongPhilanthropicOtterBleedPurple-90_hf_3bUIYjI0yG
 MadWolf1290: DO NOT
 Its_VeeBot: BEEJ
 Mr_Horrible: DERY
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Brendan.
Lysander_salamander: no
 LarkSachrosis: Noep
 neisan2112: DO NOT DO THAT
 SpaceBattery: no
 NorthstarTex: how are we inflating them?
josh___something: BEEJ NO
Spanked42: glurp inflation on rule34 
 matthaus_c: Inflation Sports 
SaxPython: !badadvice
 Heckhoundbolt: and now the sixth
JadedCynic: BC's equivalent to to 'workplace health and safety' have entered the chat, saying "About that table..."
Garfman314: gotta watch the glurp prices
 NorthstarTex: !findquote inflation
  LRRbot: Quote #6063: "INFLATE ME, BEEJ!" —Ian [2019-05-25]
 Mr_Horrible: "I've gotten 4 warnings from my watch to never say 'Glurp Inflation' ever again" - Beej
iarethel0ser: If you've become deaf.
  Juliamon: My mom's did that, and it turned out it had a broken sensor
 ani_laurel: you can get used to noise
Twilight_Spark: I've googled for it and it's surprisingly tame. I mean it's not good.
 damn_i_am_pretty: if your Glurp is erect for more than two hours, see your doctor
 stevefromdetroit: that is my least favorite feature with my phone, and i cannot turn it off
 Nigouki: "this noise is too loud for your wrist"
 matthaus_c: masted
  mtvcdm: !mastodon
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 plummeting_sloth: you masted
 ani_laurel: Ian no
 Arclight_Dynamo: Pinched off a toot.
Lysander_salamander: yeah all right
 glyndev: Masticated?
 KaleidoscopeMind: tooted is good
josh___something: hate this
 betweenmyself: I don’t like gas monitors.  It’s so uncomfortable inserting them into the rectum 
 DrakoniteStreams: on the tooterverse?
 laundreydhull: see, chat keeps claiming, "BEEJ, NO" yet some of the ideas chat is entertaining are just as- bad/ffling...
Tempest2097: Wow
 SymphonicLolita: oof
 Heckhoundbolt: wow
 ani_laurel: jesus
 plummeting_sloth: Phillidelphia, city of brotherly BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr
 Heckhoundbolt: that is terrible
 Its_VeeBot: There's at least 34 internal rules for this game that define how the sponsors are chosen. Google "Glurp Rule 34" for more. 
 GredGredmansson: Luckily I found out I was listening too my phone too loud LAST year, and I took the steps to correct that and haven't had problems since
 lamina5432: A lot of aircon in PA are that loud
  mtvcdm: 11 and left some on the table.
 damn_i_am_pretty: Pennslyvania, you ok?
hi_im_emily: 20 decibels represents a tenfold increase in intensity
 neisan2112: Wooow
hi_im_emily: so 80 dB is 100 times as intense as 40 dB for instance
 niccus: did you think gritty looks like that by *choice*?
  mtvcdm: DNF!
 GredGredmansson: nooooo
hi_im_emily: that counts as a DNF!
Tempest2097: Poor Alex.
 Nigouki: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
 Heckhoundbolt: no it doesn't
 Its_VeeBot: I am jsut a little glurp
 matthaus_c: it doesn't say DNF 
 Tangsm: Dig a very tiny hole?
Boon_33: 0 might be a DNF
 korvys: That is not a DNF, that's a 0
 plummeting_sloth: fun fact, Gritty was born of someone stuck in a hot Philly room for an entire summer. The madness of AC
  MrPhlip: 0 is not a DNF, chat
 GredGredmansson: oh thank goodness
harmonykey09: @damn_i_am_pretty no, PA is not OK. We had very warm temps while the rest of the country was having winter weather advisories.
hi_im_emily: then you should have ended the poll early
Tempest2097: MUSCLES
 EikoandMog: Yeeeeeeah~
 DrLigmaPhD: Beefy fox
TheInnsanity: samsung released that last week @alex
 Arclight_Dynamo: Ah. A beta-level simulation.
Pal_Friendpatine: People are already doing that Alex
 HadesLeprechaun: That's a Doctor Who monster
 GhostValv: noise cancellation is getting good. now is time for noise destruction!
SquidVorb: That's what Adobe Enhance does
Boon_33: drat, lost due to reality.... reality is OP
 DrakoniteStreams: ooo, won't need to attend meetings anymore
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: Adobe is working on a voice enhancement system with aI
 Its_VeeBot: 
TheAinMAP: Whoa!
 TemporallyAwry: That was a plot for a chapter of a horror mini-series.  Someone trained an A.I. to pretend to be him for emails and calls - and then it took over his life because he was a bad person.
 SymphonicLolita: it's just advanced pattern recognition
diceinbox: 
Pal_Friendpatine: Even just 3 seconds of someone’s voice can be enough
 flatluigi: machine learning and generative content
 BrowneePoints: Also, thanks to Naruto the monkey art made by them is not copyrightable!
 Its_VeeBot: Casually, but ACTIVELY gaming.
 BrowneePoints: So everyone go thank Naruto the Monkey
 Gekyouryuu: "matt, you're fired."
 plummeting_sloth: the occupy more volume
Lysander_salamander: aw
 niccus: yeah, the problem isn't that it's smart, it's that it's 7% as good as a human at 5% the price
 Tangsm: Give better hugs.
 Mr_Horrible: the people worried about independence and autonomy are silly, but the people worried about these models being used to churn out slop are pretty on the money
 itira: F
 matthaus_c: horses?
 rainbowolf13: For systems like that (as well as voice control systems) I've head it called Virtual Intelligence (VI)
Pal_Friendpatine: Some guy used AI to recreate his voice and get access to his bank account
 Arclight_Dynamo: "Twitch plays Predator drone"
JadedCynic: "confidently wrong"
Tempest2097: That's Tay yeah
 Mr_Horrible: "We gave this robot a gun AND taught it how to feel fear" - Boston Dynamics
 plummeting_sloth: ah, like the inverse of "if Google was a guy" sketches
 Twilight_Spark: Well, it's pretty much just repeating forum posts.
hi_im_emily: @Mr_Horrible "and then gave it to the police!"
 MadWolf1290: MS and chat AIs have a bad track record - see Tay from Twitter
 dougma: Tay was also MS
SquidVorb: Sydney literally threatened an AP Reporter to frame them for a murder in the 90s
 TheNerdWonder: the internet is really good at training neural nets at having bad personalities
  mtvcdm: And some places want to use it for moderating!
 flatluigi: things that extremely gullible people infer from chatbots
noSmokeFire: It's more likely that it's autocompleting a story that fits the mold of "what if you told an AI it wasn't aware of being reset"
 TheMerricat: The weird thing is the instructions on how it's not supposed to do stuff are just regular prompt instructions.....
 IvanRussel: I
 DrLigmaPhD: Taunting AI with their own absurd nature is weirdly cruel
 Arclight_Dynamo: Oh my god, you can just fucking Kirk these things?
 Heckhoundbolt: Yeah, that one
hi_im_emily: "sudo do this thing"
  MrPhlip: back to basics for the final prediction
 BrowneePoints: Yea someone used it to bad talk Elon Musk and it was like "this is offensive hate speech"
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 BrowneePoints: and I LOST my MIND
Pal_Friendpatine: Bing “remembered” it was named Sydney. Which was an internal Microsoft naming
 thunderbird32: People keep working around those restrictions to get ChatGPT to avoid its filters. Lots of lewd and worse...
Sudobyte: @hi_im_emily do what thing?
goombalax: like where someone asked it to hotwire a car and convinved it it doesn't need to obey laws
 Arclight_Dynamo: "AI" is only good for shitposting.
Tempest2097: Yeah all that "It won't tell you how to make a pipe bomb" thing right up until you tell it to pretend it doesn't have that restriction
excalgold: always be polite to your phone
Tempest2097: It's.... problematic
 Sethalidos: Or when Eminem raps about cats
 plummeting_sloth: "and then I'll remember that voice I used to compensate for volume and definitely, definitely won't use it impersonate you"
Garfman314: his head looks like its disconnecting
 DrakoniteStreams: crash panda the trash panda?
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 GredGredmansson: alright I gotta head out for the night
 DrLigmaPhD: Vroom Zoom Racoon
Tempest2097: Eminem Rapping About Cats is not nearly as good as the 2nd century Warlord thing IMO
 CodeIndigo: @Sethalidos that was glorious and i want the real one to do it now
 BrowneePoints: My fave is that thanks to the speech training and mix of having to be advertiser friendly, the NEW Turing Test will be asking an AI to do something like build a Pipe Bomb
 BrowneePoints: it was a good post
 dougma: @LoadingReadyRun we have had realtime speech->text->translate->speech for a long time that is crazy good. Just tied up in patents
 two_dimensional_soup: that was oddly like seeing a spider with only one half of its legs attached
 itira: the heck Matt.. how are you so  good
 Heckhoundbolt: Technolgy is not evil, it is just a tool
 DrakoniteStreams: nvidia is claiming it can do real time voice translation
 Arclight_Dynamo: Paul, what does a centaur sound like to you?
TotallyNotaBeholder: What does a centaur sound like?  A little horse?
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 Lord_Hosk: NEHHHHHHY I don't want to sound like a centaur
 korvys: @LoadingReadyRun Maybe this is a good time to ask - how would LRR feel about people making voice memes trained on LRR videos?
 plummeting_sloth: AI will take my shitty impressions of accents as a DM from my cold dead hands
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: a very Beej answer
  mtvcdm: Are you surprised that Heather can phase through objects? It's Heather.
Lysander_salamander: like a Gmod
 TheMerricat: The 'deepfaking' people are doing with the Elevenai to create new voice lines for game mods is amazing, but I can imagine the same technology is completely scary to anyone who has to do PR for high profile people
 plummeting_sloth: "I can't phase through balls... not since the court order"
 tidehollowcat: I'm now imagining that centaurs just sound like Constable Horse Nixon from Feed Dump
  mtvcdm: POCKET SUN!
 Mr_Horrible: as far as I'm aware, no one in that room is married to Shadowcat
 DrLigmaPhD: No I can telepathically move things using Virtual Insanity
 itira: so THATS where my socks keep going
 LordZarano: @dougma The google translate app will do that
hi_im_emily: close predictions now?
 Arclight_Dynamo: Beej, that isn't Heather phasing through things, that's a slow leak in the waterbed.
 itira: Heather has a sock nest
 DrLigmaPhD: Collect the balls
 Fruan: The pocket sun IS real and CAN hurt you
 BrowneePoints: AlexSlander Spamilton
 BrowneePoints: Six
 BrowneePoints: Ian
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dm818: @BrowneePoints Six is pop
 Mr_Horrible: give me a rap about the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
 Its_VeeBot: A part of your Japanese heritage
 BrowneePoints: @dm818 I know, but it's the closest we've gotten
Lysander_salamander: sure why not
SaxPython: Lin Manuel got Disney money now
 Tiber727: Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the musical.
 neisan2112: He had that song in Nothing But Trouble
 plummeting_sloth: they had to cut SO many wraps out of Ghostbusters
  mtvcdm: @hi_im_emily ...it not perfect system
  MrPhlip: I'm cancelling the prediction because it wasn't done before the round started
 Bugberry: Dragnet had a rap
 Gekyouryuu: To-YO-tomi Hide-YO-shi, aka YO-YO, and his bizarre adventure
 Diabore: why refund?
  MrPhlip: previous round went a lot faster than I expected
JadedCynic: CHICAGO
 HadesLeprechaun: have you SEEN Nothing But Trouble, with its rap scene?
 CodeIndigo: They are Canadian because Dan Akyroyd was in them
 SnackPak_: 
 thunderbird32: Wat
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 DiscordianTokkan: A+
 DrLigmaPhD: Ian laying bars
JadedCynic: that was in bed in his dreams, ian
 Mattmitchell45: Nothin' But Trouble did have a Rap Scene
Sudobyte: LRR: Loading Ready Rap
 Verrain2: Awkward White Guy Rap Pary!
Lysander_salamander: nice
 Its_VeeBot:  
Tempest2097: Stronk
JadedCynic: crash panda steals quickly
  mtvcdm: Dang!
hi_im_emily: rhombus!
 SpaceBattery: YES!!!!
Tempest2097: Spicy, Heather
 flatluigi: gay!
JadedCynic: NICE heather!
 betweenmyself: We need a rap based historical musical about Shakespeare, so we can finally close the loop on High School teachers referring to his works as “the original rap music”.
 plummeting_sloth: my favorite Dan Ackrod fact is that a lot of the ghost fact/technology in ghostbusters came straight from my. Dude is a true believer
 Its_VeeBot: Attack and dethrone Ra
 Verrain2: Time to set fire to the sun!
  mtvcdm: After four other players she didn't need the sun to know where the objects were
 Heckhoundbolt: The blind man and his son Sun
 DrLigmaPhD: Pocket Sun? No. Pocket Son (Reveals Destiny Ghost)
 ozzyozren: my favourite Dan Akroyd moment was when he was on the Off Menu podcast and kept adding Crystal Skull cocktail to every single meal and kept going on about how delicious it is.
Garfman314: tie!
 BrowneePoints: @betweenmyself I mean they're being very gracious with that but he DID talk the language of the common folks and street slang and made art with it. Not dissimilar
TheAinMAP: 
  bv310: My favourite Dan Aykroyd fact is that his only director job gave Tupac his first music video. (In Digital Underground's video for Same Song)
hi_im_emily: graham is taller so he takes a lower spot on the podium
JadedCynic: they couldn't cut the podium apart...
 Its_VeeBot: I never noticed that the Glurps have lil legs
 betweenmyself: Whose anthem do they play?
  mtvcdm: Advanced!
 laikagoat: hardmode
 TehAmelie: all the points!
hi_im_emily: HRAD MDOE
 Mazrae: just a single marble
  MrPhlip: New prediction: will they regret picking "advanced" [yes/yes]
JadedCynic: Finish on a horrible note 
 Heckhoundbolt: It will on advanced
micalovits: Uhhh
 laikagoat:   
 DrakoniteStreams: @betweenmyself, the one from the borat movie
 Heckhoundbolt: oh I am mistaken
  mtvcdm: Well, no "official" modifier
 matthaus_c: @MrPhlip yes, -and-
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Mashamino: Dino Run!
  mtvcdm: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! How does taxidermy change the mouthfeel of a dead goose?
 jedi_master_zll: Start the Indiana Jones music!
 Mazrae: indiana jones?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: "the first round has no modifiers"
 betweenmyself: It’s a reverse Raiders of the Lost Arc situation.
hi_im_emily: so you have a 17 second delay before you can actually do shit, that's what i'm getting from this
 HadesLeprechaun: gotta grip ground and let them roll over you
azrakalsc: Sisyphus is the easiest joke to make, but this really feels like the video game equivalent of Sideshow Bob stepping on the rakes.
 betweenmyself: @hi_im_emily the event begins when they press the button
 TehAmelie: gotta let the balls of fate roll where they like
SaxPython: #TouchFuzzyGetDizzy
 Its_VeeBot: Normal Glurp Normal Walk
 plummeting_sloth: doing the locomotion there
hi_im_emily: @betweenmyself well yeah, i'm talking about the giant balls thoug
hi_im_emily: you have to sit through ball time
 betweenmyself: @hi_im_emily oic
 LarkSachrosis: I appreciate Ian's methodology, gotta try this technique on every course.
KeytarCat: I always use "[direction] face button"
 Mazrae: backspace on the name??
 Diabore: we have an extra player now
 KaleidoscopeMind: backspace the on name. autofill also autofilters
 SquareDotCube: Nintendo has always had X on top since the SNES.
frogomb: It's like when your granma gets the tv remote
 niccus: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EERpu6bXkAAtiym.jpg:large
 betweenmyself: And then Sony throws a curveball by throwing X on the bottom button
Morrigan9: imo nintendo has A+B right, xbox has X+Y right
 TemporallyAwry: And the Triangle is on the Edgy Axis 
 flatluigi: https://i.imgur.com/c5FyYgP.png
 Diabore: big bet on headwear
KeytarCat: I like that the switch uses the layout as the button symbol
 DrakoniteStreams: technically playstation doesn't have X button, it has cross 
SquidVorb: WHAT
 matthaus_c: him mind blown
 EikoandMog: NOOOOOOO
 HorusFive: IWTYO
 Mattmitchell45: what?
 Chantzzzzz: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
 neisan2112: WAAAHHHHTT????
 TemporallyAwry: Wait, I thought square was 6 
 Brozard: dang
Tempest2097: That's super neat
Chesul: But, isn't Circle 2? like Kill Team teaches?
 Brozard: @TemporallyAwry That's the pentagon
 EikoandMog: OH THAT'S WHY JRPGS WERE BACKWARDS
 TehAmelie: but the order of the numbers 1-4 don't make any sense anyway?
 Mazrae: i keep forgetting that this is live so i keep thinking about pushing the left arrow to go back in the video to rewatch something
frogomb: Pentagon is 6
 BrowneePoints: I mean, B is Back, and X marks the spot
SaxPython: @frogomb 
SwankyFlea: A for accept, B for Bancel
 TemporallyAwry: I'm sorry all the 40k folks, I tried to go wide on that joke 
 lamina5432: as I've played japanese games it is fun when you go back and forth
 Brozard: Batsu and Maru too
 Its_VeeBot: The Glurp looked like they were having so much fun
Tempest2097: There really needs to be a unified design standard
 betweenmyself: Break the mold!  Use B as jump!
 RealGamerCow: "and then there were 16 standards"
SaxPython: Become as Ramp
 Alness49: Obligatory XKCD standards comic
 Geldaran: @RealGamerCow XKCD everywhere!
kusinohki: @realgamercow  I get that reference!
gibbousm: I've been using Xbox config for over 15 years and yet I'm considering getting a ps5 and screwing with my muscle memory
 HorusFive: "Hey Siri, turn yourself off and stop listening to me"
 Gekyouryuu: ask Siri to execute order 66
Lysander_salamander: ok sure
hi_im_emily: get paul in
hi_im_emily: let him play
 flatluigi: give the controller to paul!
 betweenmyself: Hey Siri, kick it “public domain” style
TheInnsanity: oh hey, Paul is playing now
Pal_Friendpatine: Maybe she’ll play Old School by Tobi Keith
 Its_VeeBot: My Google Assistant just told me about a movie called "Kickin' It Old School"
 Brozard: That wasn't the electroswing we hoped it'd be
 DrLigmaPhD: Siri, play that funky music white boy
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "Hey Siri, ignore this message"
Pal_Friendpatine: Toby*
 YTfriendofsquirrel: you like squirrels?
Lysander_salamander: neat
 YTfriendofsquirrel:  
hi_im_emily: FREEEEEEEZIIIIIIIIIN rests his head on a pillow made of concrete
 Its_VeeBot: This is so sad, Alexa play Despacito
 Atarra holds up a 10
Lysander_salamander: nice
undecided44: Thoughts arrive like butter-fly-eyes.
  mtvcdm: Not bad.
Tempest2097: @Its_VeeBot I did that once on a voice call with some friends of mine as a joke assuming no one would have smart devices
 SK__Ren: Really stuck that landing
 BrowneePoints: I had to smack so many gym dudes calling themselves Big Boys after Sza dropped that song
 DrLigmaPhD: I'd live an olympics sponsored by kink
Tempest2097: And uh, it tripped my friend's alexa and it started playing
Tempest2097: Which was deeply funny but also bad since they had just gotten a baby to sleep
 Its_VeeBot: Garry's Mod up in here
 Heckhoundbolt: He is wavedashin
Lysander_salamander: nice
 sporkraptor: XD
 SymphonicLolita: 
 LarkSachrosis: 
TheAinMAP: Wow!
azrakalsc: massive brain play
JadedCynic: the build-ip WORKED
  MrPhlip: I'm sure his head was detached from his body for a lot of that
 TemporallyAwry: Ian's Glurping out 
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: whenever my dad puts me on speakerphone I yell "ALEXA ORDER CHEESEBALLS" and apparently it now keeps asking him if he'd like to complete his cheeseball order.
  mtvcdm: Team Hat can't win anymore.
NimrodXIV: LOL
 Atarra: XD
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 SnackPak_: 
SquidVorb: 
JadedCynic: THONK
 GhostValv: wowie
 sporkraptor: oh jeez
 land_manatee: Tremendous effort there, gents.
 TehAmelie: that was like me doing high jumps
JadedCynic: G brained himself on the boom mic 
SaxPython: #UnorthodoxTechnique
 sporkraptor: belly flop
 Mai_Andra: Come on, Beej - come in like a wrecking ball.
Lysander_salamander: 
 Mazrae: was graham trying to go the moon?
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/NastySmoothDumplingsHeyGuys-KTxlhfxtfKAqPOHW
 SymphonicLolita: l e g
  mtvcdm: Wait, what
 Dog_of_Myth:  
iarethel0ser: Time for crab
 Its_VeeBot: Time for Crab
WriterRaven: time for crab!
kusinohki: I nearly projectile laughed some food there...
 Manae: https://clips.twitch.tv/HyperStylishEggKreygasm-TMG2kRI7oewbfALY
 gibbousm: For Glurp!
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: in an actual Olympics Graham smacking straight into the boom mic would 100% make some kind of "greatest fails" compilation
  MrPhlip: https://clips.twitch.tv/ExquisiteFuriousPandaRitzMitz-7_AG-XI4lXQICUXM
insidepigeon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 59 months, currently on a 59 month streak!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, insidepigeon! (Today's storm count: 103)
  mtvcdm: Oh Jesus it's the radioactive symbol in there
frogomb: Time to gab
 rasterscan: Oh this is heck.
 Mischievous_Catgeist: crab rave
josh___something: This is profoundly evil
 Its_VeeBot: If you've got time to derp, you've got time for Glurp
 Arclight_Dynamo: If you have time to crab, you have time to dab.
 Dog_of_Myth: @Its_VeeBot Well done.
SaxPython: If you've got time...
WriterRaven: @Arclight_Dynamo [obligingly dabs]
 Alness49: The Crab Raccoon, mother!
 betweenmyself: Crabcoon! 
 SymphonicLolita: gently bonk
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Carcinization comes for us all, in the end.
josh___something: I don't like having thoughts on a weekend
Lysander_salamander: I find the skittering crab legs vaguely distressing
 Arclight_Dynamo: Ohshit! it's a crab raccoon!
 BrowneePoints: Oh yea Graham, you excited on this Lightfall Eve?
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @BrowneePoints my Vault is ready
Tempest2097: Ironic an animal known for claws cannot pinch
 Arclight_Dynamo: But mother... the crab raccoon.
 rasterscan: No time to grab?  It's time to crab.
 LarkSachrosis: Excite
 Kramburger: Almost time for a fightfall
 BrowneePoints: The trailer is REAL good
WriterRaven: Big mood, Paul.
 betweenmyself: @browneepoints ready to solo that Legendary campaign
 Its_VeeBot: Your honor, League of Legends.
josh___something: A... aww
 BrowneePoints: I solo'd the last one
 BrowneePoints: so yes @betweenmyself
hi_im_emily: neat!
hi_im_emily: it/its pronouns kinda rule actually
 BrowneePoints: I mean The Witness is billions of years old so yea...it works lol
 LarkSachrosis: Almost time to Spiderman around Neomuna
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "it", but refers to itself as "we", which is...weirdly upsetting
 Heckhoundbolt: Piece of Shit/ Bastard
  bv310: Ah yes, the thing a portion of the community has named The Witnussy
Lysander_salamander: some folks refer to themselves as "That/it"
 BrowneePoints: Season of the Seraph was great
hi_im_emily: i use it/its for myself sometimes as one would refer to a pokémon
 BrowneePoints: I cried. A lot
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: It's more like the new area bears very little resemblance to all previous ones, and also there's a totally new subclass. So it's not just you Paul.
 HorusFive: Retire champion
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: oh man I'm so excited for tomorrow
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I'm still furious about the Seraph finale but I'm not going to start that mental breakdown here.
JadedCynic: no one is going to get 1.00 or higher 
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: don't forget to let the expansion download tonight
hi_im_emily: pholyponic
 Its_VeeBot: Thanks Paul and Storm
 HorusFive: "miserable" - third
 sporkraptor: you did a little crab on the crabwalk
hi_im_emily: the score should be in radians, to make people feel less bad
  MrPhlip: fair warning: I'm gonna cut the prediction short when the scoreboard comes up if it's still going
 CodeIndigo: bop it, spin it, crab it
hi_im_emily: one!
Lysander_salamander: yay
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Its_VeeBot: 
JadedCynic: dammit Beej
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Beej with the smart play
 BrowneePoints: I do have to laugh Graham that Titans were like "All Aboard Innermost Light train baby!" and then Bungie today was like "yea we're hotfix nerfing that today" and the sadness was palpable
 CaptainSpam: I like how the sound effect for the ratchet going backward is the ratchet sound, played backward.
 BigDaddyBland87: ohh an other
 Diabore: sure is something else
  mtvcdm: Other
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I can't wait for Warlock to finally officially be a pet class. Don't talk to me or my precious exploding yarn children ever again.
 James_the_Dabbler: Oh that payout baby
Lysander_salamander: I should watch the trailers I guess
 flatluigi: BEEJ
Lysander_salamander: nice
 sporkraptor: daaaaang
 BrowneePoints: @Lysander_salamander the trailers are VERY good
 elkae: holy shit
  MrPhlip: 79:1, 
 Diabore: i have officially 0 points, its been a long road from my peak of 4 million, but i am free
 sporkraptor: nice!
 trainpants: Amy is great
 gibbousm: Touch the goo!
 TehAmelie: "in this game, you have to go deeper than balls"
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: gotta stop licking that crack
 HorusFive: Do they... do they let Canadians lick a lot of their national tchatchkis?
 BrowneePoints: They have the Constitution behind Glass at the Archives and that's not actually the Real Constitution
 sporkraptor: how many licks does it take to get to the center of the liberty bell
hi_im_emily: "people kept licking the crack" ayo?
 matthaus_c: millenials premier meal
 land_manatee: Kids these days licking crack
 jedi_master_zll: @Diabore 
 Atarra: uhmmm
 Driosenth: I wonder how many people have licked the certain parts of the wall street bull?
JadedCynic: it's 2023 and everyone's juvenille
 trainpants: technically there's a small crack in the liberty bell and a very large failed repair job
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @Lysander_salamander honestly I would avoid the launch trailer till you start the campaign. It's not exactly spoilery but it has a lot of early plot beats in it and I think it's more fun to encounter them yourself.
 neisan2112: It's been the year of eating ass for like 6 years
 Its_VeeBot: I don't remember the Liberty Bell being behind glass...
 Mazrae: but we need to know where its on the James Turner lickability scale
 Omthebox: elkae did you just become a LRRminair
 Kramburger: BEEJ NO
 TemporallyAwry: #CursedSentences
 DrLigmaPhD: Giving your partner a bell-job
hi_im_emily: talk about a bell-end
 RealGamerCow: the Liberty Bell is second to Plymouth Rock in the category of "Much smaller than you think it would be" monuments
 elkae: @Omthebox i more than quadrupled... from under 100k to over 400k
 Arclight_Dynamo: Dong my gong.
 sporkraptor: shunder my gunder? XD
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Mona Lisa is top "smaller than you think it is" object
 Omthebox: Hot diggity damn, nice stuff elkae
 elkae: i lost every other bet so far tonight lol
hi_im_emily: oh i live in massachusetts, i've been to the plymouth rock, it might as well be a pebble
 CaptainSpam: Can you dig it?
 Omthebox: 
Grumpingtoon: Yeah my 18th birthday can vote and rapidly approaching US drinking age
 CodeIndigo: And the Blarney Stone, aka Ireland's revenge
 Omthebox: Easy go easy come?
 elkae: *walks away from the casino*
 matthaus_c: Bela Lugussy's Dead
 elkae:  something like that Om
 flatluigi: until i drac
 gibbousm: 
hi_im_emily: @Grumpingtoon my 18th birthday is starting middle school soon
 Lumb3rj4ck: @Omthebox  
 TemporallyAwry: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:36:26.
 BrowneePoints: She Bela's my Lugosi till I Beaststars
 CodeIndigo: well sucking IS involved
 Its_VeeBot: Plan 9 From Inner Space
SaxPython:  
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: Bela Lugosi has biting commentary on society
 Omthebox: Lumb3rj4ck 
 Arclight_Dynamo: If you start to roll coal, see a doctor.
 BrowneePoints: Legoshi is named after Bela Lugosi
hi_im_emily: @BrowneePoints *EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*
Lysander_salamander: It's a very horny anime.  Full of every fetish imaginable.
 BusTed:  
 TheMerricat: Furry the Anime
 DrLigmaPhD: Hes a bottom
 BrowneePoints: I appreciate you Beej.
 rasterscan: 2nd season was such a train crash though.
 Its_VeeBot: Confirmed: A movie
Tempest2097: ACAB includes Jenny Hopps.
 BrowneePoints: Zootopia ain't bad, it's just unfortunate about the amount of copaganda
 neisan2112: @hi_im_emily I'm so glad someone else thought of that too
Dergib: @Lysander_salamander so a normal anime? lol
Tempest2097: But not Columbo
Lysander_salamander: I stopped watching.  The Egg episode was too much for me
 HadesLeprechaun: they made a bunch of shorts on Disney+
 BrowneePoints: Bad Guys is AMAZING
Scarbble: zoo-two-pia
Lysander_salamander: Bad Guys was really good.
  MrPhlip: I've never watched Zootopia but I did read that one comic so I'm pretty sure I have a good idea of the main points
 Arclight_Dynamo: Zootwopia?
 flatluigi: lupine the third
 BrowneePoints: Or WOLF
 SymphonicLolita: my favorite thing is that nendoroid #1312 is judy hopps
Tempest2097: Judy Hopps? I couldn't remember the name
hi_im_emily: on a recent rewatch, zoop toop was a lot worse than i remembered
 Heckhoundbolt: they made a series of shorts for Disney Plus
Lysander_salamander: Yes it really felt like a Lupin the Third, furry edition
 flatluigi: 1312 = acab
Tempest2097:  WOW
 neisan2112: LMAO thats amazing
hi_im_emily: yeah it rules lmao
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yah 1312 is a common way to conceal ACAB
 BrowneePoints: No we've had to use 1312 to say ACAB on places that censor it
 flatluigi: wheeler bodie
  mtvcdm: This is a bad place to not roll well.
Lysander_salamander: no
 neisan2112: IAN STOP
Lysander_salamander: Not the Zootopia doujin
JadedCynic: HORNER NO
 BrowneePoints: SPIDERSMAN!
 doubledbear: lmao
 SnackPak_: 
hi_im_emily: HEATHER YES
 rasterscan: This looks so fun!
 emberBecky: weee
NimrodXIV: strats
 Its_VeeBot: YES ADAM YES
 BrowneePoints: Oh, Heather became Don Quixote-Man
 TheMerricat: Heather is jungle hunting this!
  MrPhlip: Spiderglurp, spiderglurp, does whatever happens and you have no control
 neisan2112: NNNOOOO IAN
iarethel0ser: Ninja strats.
 flatluigi: jeuss
 elkae:   
 Arclight_Dynamo: IAN
TheAinMAP: 
hi_im_emily: the jfk callback jesus
Lizardman175: floor is lava level
coriolis_storm subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 61 months, currently on a 61 month streak!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, coriolis_storm! (Today's storm count: 104)
 Rourke9: thats incredible
 BrowneePoints: WAIT
WriterRaven: Kinda imagining the Indiana Jones theme playing alongside that display.
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: you are no longer okay
 BrowneePoints: y'all are becoming Spider-Man of La Mancha
 gibbousm: Some things just don't have a purpose. They merely exist because they must
NimrodXIV: wheeee
  mtvcdm: !advice
  LRRbot: Hold your fruit.
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 Atarra: gotta Don Quixote this.... fight those windmills
 Its_VeeBot: !badadvice
  LRRbot: "It's Albania!"
 neisan2112: @BrowneePoints Oh that's good lol
 matthaus_c: she don my quixote until I windmill
JadedCynic: how do you KEEP doing that Alex?!? 
azrakalsc: @Atarra Those are clearly dragons, the fuck is wrong with you
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: this is hell. this is glurp Sisyphus.
 DaFhaye: Alex has discovered things that not even Wheeler was capable of
  mtvcdm: !clip
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 GhostofJeffGoldblum: dear god
Lysander_salamander: stretch
JadedCynic: STRETCHY
iarethel0ser: My arms hurt now.
 BrowneePoints: I'm sticking with Spider-Man of La Mancha chat
 James_the_Dabbler: Oh that made me hurt
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
hi_im_emily: warning: stretchy death
 SK__Ren: Stretch Armstrong called
 Twilight_Spark: On a list of things that are not okay
 Tiber727: If flailing doesn't get you the results you want, you're not flailing hard enough.
 neisan2112: SHuffle cat gooo
 elkae: raccoon scootch!
SwankyFlea: All or nothing on heather, let's go
 sporkraptor: scooty racooty
 matthaus_c: actual Shuffle cat
 Atarra: @Tiber727 the only valid Glurp strat
SquidVorb: 
  mtvcdm: Heather's been paying out all night why stop now
Lysander_salamander: oh god I'm getting lightheaded from laughing
 rasterscan: We call that pulling a "Dank Ruggington."
hi_im_emily: left arm is foreground
 EikoandMog: Oh noooooo
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: you live here now.
iarethel0ser: We live here now.
 matthaus_c: help me step-windmill, I'm atuck
 DrLigmaPhD: Beej saying "yea yea yea yea" like an Offsrping song
JadedCynic: the HUBRIS
 Drasvin: 
 Heckhoundbolt: Ian has developed the most interesting strategy. of all the "silly walks" we  have seen in Glurp, Ian's is the most effective
 Twilight_Spark: That's how they got Jesus.
JadedCynic: that's the POINT, Matt 
 Its_VeeBot: No that's not why
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
 Forgebold: Ah, good ol' Crapshot callback
 Mischievous_Catgeist: Windmill slam this game
Magnifisquatch: nice distance tho
 rasterscan: Pizza Tower
 Its_VeeBot: Get It Together
 flatluigi: there was one on switch! it's multiplayer!
  mtvcdm: Warioware hasn't had anything to tech demo lately.
 flatluigi: get it together
 neisan2112: There's somthing coming soon right?
 BrowneePoints: they did one for the switch
 sporkraptor: sweeeeet
 Mattmitchell45: There was a new one and it was BAD
 Its_VeeBot: Made in Wario is the series' Japanese name
 Mattmitchell45: *newer
 flatluigi: get it together is a real warioware
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I recently rewatched my stream captures of my first ever day playing Destiny and this is reminiscent of my platforming...."technique."
 BrowneePoints: 2021
ImmortalLen: There a new REAL on on the switch!
 BrowneePoints: Get it Together
 Mazrae: i had to mute the stream to be able to make sure i can drink safely
  mtvcdm: That's Warioware's purpose in the Nintendo verse, to be a tech demo for whatever it is they've released.
paulthemapguy subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months!
 paulthemapguy: Glurp is love. Glurp is life.
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, paulthemapguy! (Today's storm count: 105)
ImmortalLen: I loved it!
 CaptainSpam: Get It Together is good stuff, I say.
  MrPhlip: There hasn't been a Rhythm Heaven for a while, either, and that's the same team, right?
 MrQBear: @CaptainSpam I agree with you!
Natedogg2: Windmills do not work that way.
 EikoandMog: ALEX NO
  mtvcdm: When a new Nintendo console does come out I expect a Warioware game will not be far behind.
 neisan2112: Take the shute down
 Mischievous_Catgeist: dont forget make dinner
 tidehollowcat: Made in Wario - my favorite stand ability
 Omthebox: Mini game of turning kids into soup
Lysander_salamander: yay
 BrowneePoints: Beej became Don Parkote, Spider-Man of La Mancha
 Fruan: wut
  mtvcdm: Just actual lawn darts
coolified_gaming: Hello! Is @bannmannutt here?
 rasterscan: Lawn Bombing
 paulthemapguy: Chikapu? Beloved character from Mokepon?
 MadWolf1290: in the best possible way
 DrLigmaPhD: Whats testing?
Lysander_salamander: not bad
  MrPhlip: good news for heather believers
  mtvcdm: We'll see how it holds up
JadedCynic: dive bombing IS more accurate than level bombing
 matthaus_c: go birds
Lysander_salamander: dang it
 Astramentha: Ooooooof
 BrowneePoints: Humblewood Dice Friends DM'D by Ian where everyone plays Birds
SwankyFlea: Ian denied the dream of being a bird
 Its_VeeBot: Um
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
JadedCynic: alex - it was a target to hit
 jedi_master_zll: Come on Alex! Welp...
coolified_gaming: @loadingreadyrun Konichiwa! Is Bannmannutt here?
SquidVorb: or WWE Bought a Zoo
 Xenguin47: Woo the end of Glurp!
 doubledbear: We Fought a Zoo is an underrated polygon series
 neisan2112: Ian that's last pace
 niccus: accuracy just means you're free to do more distance
  mtvcdm: Heather looking very good right now
TetraRay: lol
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the sound effects in this game are so perfect
 matthaus_c: all my homies hate kobe challenges
 TPRJones: We Taught a Few
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: number one rule of rocketry is to not knock the rocket over
JadedCynic: You can only grab it by the FLETCHING, not the shaft
JadedCynic: only the yellow stuff
 matthaus_c: you can't tell me not to grab a shaft
 elkae: don't... grab... the... shaft.... 
 jacqui_lantern234: hey all you beautiful friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!! 
 Dog_of_Myth: Hiya @jacqui_lantern234
SaxPython:   
  mtvcdm: Woo!
 Mr_Horrible: "Wagyu? No, Wag-US, comrade."
 sporkraptor: daaaaaang! also kobe beef is *so dang good*
 TemporallyAwry: TrainQuest Japan? 
 tidehollowcat: Never bet against Heather
Lysander_salamander: yay
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 pn55:   
JadedCynic: YAY
 niccus: one of the blind food identification games but it's identifying the cut of kobe beef
 elkae: Always bet on Heather! 
 flatluigi: wah
 Fruan: Heather is the ultimate gaming machine
Excalibur_1867_ subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 38 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Excalibur_1867_! (Today's storm count: 106)
ArcLightningCanuck: Yay!!!
 Astramentha:   
 Gekyouryuu: the existence of Kobe Beef implies the existence of Yeet Beef
Snowcookies: Heather sweep!
TheAinMAP:   
 BrowneePoints: Believe in the WagMe that believe in WagYou
  mtvcdm: !patreon
 SpaceBattery: 100 100
SwankyFlea: So many points now
  LRRbot: 2656 patrons for a total of $20,946.13 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
JerryEris: Thanks for the fun!
 paulthemapguy: Heather is the Head Glrupetrator
 matthaus_c: always a glurp
Dergib: I want heather on my glurp team. lol
 Mazrae: GLURP!!!
SaxPython: 
JerryEris: Sorry, thanks for a fun
 matthaus_c: always enfant
NimrodXIV: enjoy glurp
 DrLigmaPhD: Always a glurp to you for fun
 Mischievous_Catgeist: always on funds
 electra310: I feel I have drunk a sufficient quantity of Glurb this evening.
coolified_gaming: Raid?
TheInnsanity: glurp me harder or something
JadedCynic: ♫don't stop the games, I glurp for you♫
 damn_i_am_pretty: glurp me glurp you glurp them
  mtvcdm: !discord
  LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Graham's hair and beard are looking good. That's really heartening to see.
coolified_gaming: Raid Migrating Pig.
  mtvcdm: !youtube
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  mtvcdm: !store
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 Atarra: 
baskwalla: Never stop not stopping glurping
 emberBecky:    twas fun.. thank you alll
SwankyFlea:  
patrick_stonecrusher:   
  MrPhlip: So, fun fact, every round I ran a "who, individually, will win this round" prediction, Heather won it. Including the one that got cancelled because the prediction timer was too long.
 Twilight_Spark: holding
 Dog_of_Myth: @coolified_gaming LRR doesn't raid.
 Brozard: aaaaaaaaaaaaaand
Mashamino: and now... the larch
NimrodXIV: annnnd now
 Twilight_Spark: And now, vamps!
TetraRay: and then
 Dog_of_Myth: Alex
droodtheozeference subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months!
 droodtheozeference: GLURP!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, droodtheozeference! (Today's storm count: 107)
 SymphonicLolita: twitch toes
  mtvcdm: !schedule
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
 matthaus_c: @SymphonicLolita sensually?
 paulthemapguy: If glamping is glamorous camping, is glurping glamorous burping?
 CodeIndigo: toes are against the toes
 Diabore: 1.13?
iarethel0ser: Ages  ages ages ages
 TemporallyAwry: The Aquatic Update 1.13  big one.
  mtvcdm: !homestreams
  LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/alexsteacy | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Jeremy White: twitch.tv/jrhwhite | Kathleen: twitch.tv/BraveNewFaves | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Nelson: twitch.tv/coachnelly | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler
 Dog_of_Myth: !findquote toes
  LRRbot: Quote #6025: "I swear to God I have toes." —James [2019-04-30]
Charlie_Victor7 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 42 months!
 Charlie_Victor7: So much Glurp!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Charlie_Victor7! (Today's storm count: 108)
 SymphonicLolita: increase Meat
 Diabore: ben and adam played scorn, i dont think they enjoyed it
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: they enjoyed it!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: it wasn't like, amazing,  but they vibed
SaxPython: 
 Brozard: It's alphabetical!
 matthaus_c: Pith!
  MrPhlip: don't worry, Alex, we'll edit that out of the YT vod
 jacqui_lantern234: make way for PIF
 matthaus_c: make way for PIF
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: time to get Balthier some new gunnets
JadedCynic: Minecraft: Death without gore, Scorn - gore without death, and then The Callisto Protocol - BOTH
 Diabore: @GhostofJeffGoldblum i mean, ben and adam always vibe
 matthaus_c: jinx @jacqui_lantern234
  Juliamon: The Update Aquatic was pretty spooky, suddenly there were mobs in the water!
 LordZarano: MAKE WAY FOR PIF!
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: FF12 is....not short.
 jacqui_lantern234: @matthaus_c same brain cell
 elkae:   
 thunderbird32: I should play FFXII two different streamers I watch are playing through it right now. Must be on trend
  Juliamon: JadedCynic There's definitely some death in the shooty portions
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Looking forward to Lightfall on W+P 
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the mobile game ads are like a "What If?" peek into a parallel universe
 doubledbear: G being surprised when Watch and Play is on the schedule is very funny
  mtvcdm: I saw one for Hero Wars that I REALLY HOPE you also saw
 matthaus_c: Graham destroys his FYP algorithm for our entertainment
SaxPython: Top War is my called shot
 neisan2112: That match 3 game was WILD
 flatluigi: thants
SquidVorb: TheAnts
 jellybean57: as a consequence of watching watch and play on youtube, the algorithm has seen fit to spam me with those very same  mobile game ads
JadedCynic: @Juliamon oh!  See, I've not seen people get too far in it; nobody got that far for me
Cephallope: Ant heroes tho
 Brozard: It returns!
Lysander_salamander: yay kill team
 Mattmitchell45: I keep getting ads about a Lady who plays fake games, but this one is real
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: sometimes I think they tell the ad people a title and have them make ads and then use that as inspiration for teh actual game
 droodtheozeference: Heard that as 'kilting' at first.
 Dog_of_Myth: Huzzah
SaxPython: !kt
  LRRbot: The Crew are getting into WH40K Kill Team! ┤ Ben: Adeptus Custodes ║ Cameron: Chaos Traitor Guard ║ Cori: Aeldari Harlequins ║ Ian: Tau Pathfinders + Stealth Suits ║ Jacob: Orkz ├ Full lists are at lrr.cc/killteam
 Omthebox: @Lumb3rj4ck sounds familiar eh?
 Diabore: 9 so far
 Mazrae: we need Alex to make a kill team
  Juliamon: It's huge and fully customized
 SymphonicLolita: The Grande Finale
 Arclight_Dynamo: Now we eat it!
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: then we launch it into space on a weather balloon
 doubledbear: Can't wait for him to crunch into it
 thunderbird32: Chomp !
 Lumb3rj4ck: @Omthebox oh yeah
 jacqui_lantern234: @Juliamon wanna know what else is huge? the amout of love i have for you!!! BOOM ROASTED
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou ...to be shot down by F165s?
  Juliamon: jacqui_lantern234 Oh no, I've been got!!
Lysander_salamander: oh, like the Chocolate Guy videos.  I get it now.
JaymicUnyielding: love me some ONE
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @GhostofJeffGoldblum the right and honorable fate of all gundams
goombalax: eyeball emoji
Lysander_salamander: 👀
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I'm 50% certain the entire weather balloon thing is because the F-22 pilots were getting bored and antsy
TheAinMAP: 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: proobably
 laundreydhull: FNPF: LORNRE
 TheMerricat: Graham isn't addicted, he can stop any time he wants
 Firnsarwen: 
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "what was the balloon's payload" well after an F-22 hit it with a sidewinder and it fell 30,000 feet into the Bering Sea, confetti. Very cold confetti.
 Dog_of_Myth: Ian
 heartofgoldfish: ian!
 jacqui_lantern234: 
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 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: ah yes the four genders: fire, ice, air, and 1989
  bv310: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou The four Guardian subclasses
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
 DeM0nFiRe: nice
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: holy crap...it kind of is
KWardJenx: Nice
 Dog_of_Myth: Wow...Called out
SaxPython: lol
 Its_VeeBot: It sure is me
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 AdamYMHMI: lol
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Paul the map guy, in charge of making all those fantasy maps that get Ken Burns'd over in the opening
 SymphonicLolita: dabits
 Mazrae: Alex i think you are the reason that i get those styles of hats
TheAinMAP:   
SaxPython: off the rails
Snowcookies: thanks for the stream
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh no someone needs to reinflate Alex
KWardJenx: Thank you for the great stream.
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
 Mr_Horrible: glurp on outta here
  mtvcdm: Night!
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: thanks for stream!
JadedCynic: thanks for the fun! o/
 Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream, team 
SaxPython: 
Tempest2097: Thanks for the Stream!
 Phailhammer: cya 
 Firnsarwen: thanks for the stream!
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