TehAmelie: i can pronounce it pretty good, but i've also practiced to sing harmony with myself and whistle two notes at once
TehAmelie: as far as i understand, you have to pronounce about 4 or 5 letters on top of each other
TehAmelie: o, e, r, s, ch and sh
TehAmelie: maybe some Zalgo script would be the best way to spell it. . .
TehAmelie: maybe i'm overdoing this bit
jessicaengle: Hello
TehAmelie: greetings
jessicaengle: Sup?
jessicaengle:
I'm just about to tuck into lunch over here. Excited to catch MoC on my day off 
TXC2: Hello Everybody
TehAmelie: i'm having the best time financially. got a rent discount, a debt repayment and i have a small inheritance on the way
TXC2: congrats
TehAmelie: plus my best friend is moving to an apartment she can afford, so i get some spillover relief
jessicaengle: Happy for you! Those all sound wonderful
TehAmelie: although it sucks that's 35 km away instead of about 0.5
Genie_M: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge journey back through time in Minecraft Through the Ages! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PST (0s ago).
Genie_M:
hi everyone 
beowuuf:

TXC2: hello Genie_M welcome
TehAmelie: yo
TXC2: CONTACT
TehAmelie:
we have 
beowuuf: now with music!
Genie_M: and as usual - a new Crapshot is up too
beowuuf: as is (new) tradition
TXC2: Mine O'clock first, Crapshot banana later
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TXC2: SUB HYPE BEGINS
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beowuuf: it's a nice break snack
brieandbacon: *tappataptaptatatapp* I'm in
beowuuf: (hacker voice) my wife
laundreydhull: Hello
beowuuf:

TemporallyAwry: !findquote boat
LRRbot: Quote #7666: "When you get to the coast, look for the boat." —Serge [2021-06-29]
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TXC2: Here we GO!
jessicaengle: boing
beowuuf: and everyone!
brieandbacon: and Serge!!
jessicaengle:
And Uno!
TemporallyAwry:
Bring back the old-James skin 
TXC2: Hello James
Genie_M: hi James, hi Friends!
beowuuf:
sure why not 
jessicaengle: Cool and groovy.
TehAmelie: hiya
beowuuf: everyone and an ocean! woohoo!
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brieandbacon: ah, yes, the big blue wet thing
beowuuf: wee cough
Tandtroll_OG: Is it time for some updated boating?
TXC2: ages ages ages
Nigouki: hell year 3 hours of treasure ship hunting
ab50luteunit: Good Morning/afternoon!
beowuuf: (minecraft minecraft minecraft moinercraft)
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TXC2: the update aquatic with Steve Zizou?
beowuuf: snow joke
jessicaengle: So many months
Songar87: Same.
Genie_M: oh, snow!
jessicaengle: !findquote snow
LRRbot: Quote #716: "It's just snowing indoors." —Cori [2015-09-22]
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anclag: The fortnight!
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TemporallyAwry:
Too Much Snow for a temperate pacific island 
ritchards: Hi James, don't forget to tweet!
Diabore: if that happens you should check the roof
TXC2: hello Serge and Uno
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Genie_M: this never gets old
jessicaengle: ages
TXC2: !uno
Songar87: AGES AGES AGES
beowuuf: !dos
Angreed66: It snowed where I live last week. For reference snow is usually a 1 in 10 year event
brieandbacon: !tres
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omnilord: Hello James, Serge and Uno!
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Genie_M: !shi
TXC2: !vagh
Genie_M: 2023
Mantafold: It's 2023
Genie_M: released in 2018 - only 5 years ago
TXC2:
it's 20-23, hindsight is starting to develop astigmatism 
weekendjedi42: Did they ever get horses even
ab50luteunit: This is the version I actually started Minecraft with💕
beowuuf: oooh
RebelliousUno: in living memory now
TemporallyAwry: I thought the name was for 1.19? I can never keep track.
mwlsn: wow, nearly half as old as Skyrim
beowuuf: seeing in to water was very cool
jessicaengle:
So just a couple things 
Tandtroll_OG: 2018 cant be 5 years ago, I haven't gotten anything done!
TXC2:
"in addition, dolphins drowned" 
RebelliousUno: This was going to be the YA film update
TXC2:
Tandtroll_OG I haven't done anything since 2010 
RebelliousUno: but unlike a YA film it was made as one update
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InquisitorGaia: many months this is
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Juliamon: Water elevators exist now, huzzah!
jessicaengle:
100% all Original Bubs 
Juliamon: Treasure Hunt Time
Tandtroll_OG: Water elevators are the best feature of vanilla minecraft
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jessicaengle:
this game sounds fantastic
Tandtroll_OG: Only monsters kill turtles
TemporallyAwry: Or that you can "un-dye" them maybe?
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Abavus: 66 months, nice
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TXC2: well aren't they monsters
SAJewers: purple-dyed and default shulkers are different colours
Genie_M: the nether
Juliamon: Caves & Cliffs would have been massive
Tandtroll_OG: Zombies are monsters and also butts
Juliamon: Now you have to be careful about holding your axe
Tandtroll_OG: i think I sense a new house coming closer, now that Serge has all these new blocks
jessicaengle: Y'arr
Tandtroll_OG: Staying in 1.13 for two weeks makes sense, how else will you have time to create a monument farm
Angreed66: Phantoms are fine because they reinforce good sleeping habits
TemporallyAwry:
Phantoms don't spawn in the nether, therefore we should move to the nether 
TXC2: "they drop themselves when they die, for they are the sweet katana"
Yondaime233:

Angreed66: it's literally a helet shape of scutes
Tandtroll_OG: Or maybe it's time for James to learn something new
Juliamon: All the crashed boats from before this update have surfaced
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Tandtroll_OG: Amazing Juliamon
brieandbacon: I still have no idea what a conduit actually does...
jessicaengle: Ahoy.
TehAmelie: i remember that day! it was a day
Juliamon: brieandbacon It's mainly a water-based beacon
TXC2: isn't gravity killing them?
TehAmelie: the old school mob farms what look like a pack of safety razor blades
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brieandbacon: @Juliamon ah cool, that makes sense
TXC2: TehAmelie right?
TehAmelie: it's pretty cool
rogerivany: Does Magma kill witches
PsychoI3oy: how much iron is in the iron farm?
TehAmelie: witches are immune to volcanoes? dang
beowuuf:
i jus twatched the talking sim recently when cameron saw one of serge's mob farms like this. He may have experienced existencial terror 
Tandtroll_OG: I mean technically they could use camp fires
TXC2: Creeper holes is just nature turning the land over
jessicaengle: @TXC2 There you go, they're tilling the land
DudelidouX: Does the farm design need to be changed with this update or is it a later one?
DudelidouX: *iron farm
DudelidouX: Meant the iron farm sorry
Harvest25: Rails
Tandtroll_OG: I think Iron farm breaks with the villagers update
TehAmelie: it's just like real life, if you put in the hilariously big effort to build a farm with iron age technology it can't go wrong
Dalrint: I missed the beginning, what are they doing with the magma?
TXC2: I like how that just hangs in the sire in the distance, ominously
TXC2: *sky
Tandtroll_OG: Kill and storage, Dalrint
TehAmelie: (even if you get blown back to the iron age)
jessicaengle: Time comes for us all I suppose
ritchards: Hey James, you should tweet you are live!
ritchards: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaay...
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TXC2: the tweet has been twoten
mwlsn: why are you buying clothes at farm
TehAmelie: since LRR does cross posts to Mastodon, we might just say the tweet has been tooted
Tandtroll_OG: !advice
LRRbot: It has the thing.
Tandtroll_OG: It do
brieandbacon: !mcplan
LRRbot: Today on Mine O'Clock: The bois continue their jorney through the versions of Minecraft, this week with 1.13!
DudelidouX: Oh yea I remember that.
TehAmelie: huh, this is a very strange Deus Ex Human Revolution mod
PsychoI3oy: oh hey the items float
brieandbacon: Oh, things float in water now
Tandtroll_OG: Such a small thing to take for granted
brieandbacon: @PsychoI3oy Great minds, etc.
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Violet__Violence: hello there
TXC2: hello Violet__Violence welcome
Violet__Violence: so glad this is going on, it's nice to have a good distraction from the stress of election day lol
Harvest25: 24
DudelidouX: 30 drops a witch to 1
weekendjedi42: Need that sugar. No other way
Violet__Violence: "everyone's talking around me" i know the pain lol
Angreed66: 24 won't deal with witches so you probably won't have space for storage above sealevel
TXC2: "everybody's talking around me, I don't hear a word they sayin', only the echoes of my mind."
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Violet__Violence: almost nice!
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Harvest25: magma at 70
TXC2: jessicaengle thank you
jessicaengle:
heehee
Violet__Violence: heheh
SAJewers: on bedrock, there's a chance
SAJewers: but on java, they have to hold it
Dalrint: Somehow, the drowned will drop a skeleton horse
PsychoI3oy: there's still redstone stuff by the beds
DudelidouX: Only need one redstone block
brieandbacon: Crafting book was last week
brieandbacon: *last ep
scuba_antney: Well that's fun
Juliamon:
rails 
grimdark_django: lol
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: ummmm?
Harvest25: put a rail past it where you are standing
Tripleyew: It taunts you
ritchards: It would be nice if you could sneak place them and not have them bend
grimdark_django: im dying
Tehbeard: Mojang be like: "Works as intended"
Snowcookies: why are rails
DudelidouX: If I remember right I usually do 2 powered at the end and put the one connecting to the rest of the line first
TXC2: surely there's like an Alt-click or a shift-click that places it the way James wants ?
Tandtroll_OG: Not that I know of
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Tehbeard: @TXC2 Nope, its been this buggy for a decade now.
TXC2: Tehbeard ooof
TXC2: SUB HYPE LETHAL
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Harvest25: 1 at at time
scuba_antney: He's never going to get to adding the redstone blocks
DudelidouX: Complete a full line at a time it'll help
grimdark_django: this is so relatable
Tandtroll_OG: Very fitting music
TXC2: good music now for how mischievous minecraft is being
weekendjedi42: And now I know I just use pipes
weekendjedi42: Modded FTW
Tehbeard: @weekendjedi42 Never have this issue with Create's tracks XD
DudelidouX: wow don't think I've ever had that much problem with rails. Also powered rails over the hopper.
DudelidouX: keep the end rails till you're done
Harvest25: everyone claps
TXC2:

LordZarano: Railway!
TXC2: our long national crisis is finally over
jessicaengle: It's laggy for the halibut
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Harvest25: need a fishing rod just in case
Wicker_Guide:

TXC2: a fully operational death sta....mob farm
LordZarano: Ooh gamemode spectator instead of gamemode 3
Violet__Violence: oh god the back and forth lol
Harvest25: you turned 90 deg, instead of 180
Violet__Violence: eyyyyy nice
Violet__Violence: look at that
Harvest25: sthey aren't collectiong
Tehbeard: Check the chests to confirm?
GhostValv: it all keeps tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down~~~
Violet__Violence: hwelp
TehAmelie: i find it kind of funny, i find it kind of sad
Angreed66: carts too fast
GhostValv: o7
Violet__Violence: RIP SERGE
Sandeon: are the hoppers lockied?
CaptainSpam:

TXC2: o7 Serge
Ravynn:

Tandtroll_OG: Great laugh
DudelidouX: Think it should work...
Angreed66: I forget do elytra have the 0 durability state in this version?
DudelidouX: Remove a couple of powered rails.
Angreed66: keep the redstone but not the rails
TXC2: try it with one first ?
Sandeon: just break the magma
Ewayko: it does not go far enough
ArkhamArchivist: should they default to off?
Kazman20a: did you put anything in that cart?
scuba_antney: are the comparators switching?
Ewayko: it returns too far from the edge, no?
weekendjedi42: Shouldn't the rail unpower
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TXC2: Hello Raiders !
EvilBadman: Ben took us on walkies!
badpandabear: So are the comparators don't have enough time to detect items in the hopper?
Kazman20a: put a delay after the compareter?
virgil82: Does the rail not want to be unpowered by default o the carts will stop to unload?
on_and_awful: we're on walkies
scuba_antney: But the comparator firing isn't unpowering the rail
Bowlsrus2000:

LordZarano: Right, hopper pointing down to hopper goes at double speed
TXC2: is it a cunning plan?
jedi_master_zll:

Violet__Violence: full of lies and bees
Juliamon: Naesiir that's Mojang's secret, Minecraft IS programming
weekendjedi42: Last option install a modpack
TXC2: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always pivoting.
Tandtroll_OG: There is also the issue with the drops falling in the ocean
Naesiir:
@Juliamon

Kazman20a: will he be able to fish Serge off
protojman: Serge turning a mistake into a lesson, love it
gogamers383: hi
Sandeon: uncooked gkass
TXC2: hello gogamers383 welcome
gogamers383: r you good
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momma_tatts: Why won't the number go down???
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TXC2: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
rogerivany: I'm chaotic neutral
noSmokeFire: everyone is having an adequate time
LordZarano: Doesn't the magma light it?
gogamers383: lol your so funny
Sandeon: not in vanilla, at least
TXC2: "you got legs?" Yeah I got legs, you got legs?" "nah I'm sad"
CaptainSpam:
"Torches can't hurt", says the man who knows we've all seen his Punch-A-Chunk base... 
Violet__Violence: pfffffff
noSmokeFire: magma has a light level of 3, which isn't enough to block spawns in this version
jessicaengle:

Violet__Violence: eesh that's a lotta mobs
TXC2: "it's raining zombies, hallelujah"
beowuuf: crapshot break!
Lirelent: @serge is contractually obligated to be off by one in everything he does
TXC2: fireworks, to explore the ocean
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
jessicaengle:

beowuuf: i was not ready for that crapshot on multiple levels
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: @LRRbot jokes on you, i did all my streches last year!
jessicaengle: It's good to have stretch goals
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr:

gogamers383: have anybody in this chat ever watched The walking Dead
TXC2: and we're back
Harvest25: only half working?
EvilBadman: It's raining men
TXC2:
the bukakaed by zombies view 
wench_tacular: it's raining monsters!
baskwalla: Ew?
Cephallope:

EvilBadman: I love that it looks like a razor blade
goombalax: gamba
Jogela: OVER OR UNDER
Jogela: whoops
DegHag: 69 gunpowder
EvilBadman: 1 dollar bob
gogamers383: 1000
stevestein: 22,805 stacks
GhostValv:
2 dollars 
Juliamon: Or exactly, on-the-dot 2 stacks
ab50luteunit: Under
TXC2: gotta go fast chat
gogamers383: 100.000 stacks
Snowcookies: some of us have too many
wench_tacular: it's looking good
Nigouki: fudge
gogamers383: 1
NimrodXIV: +1
Jogela: +1
Harvest25: plus 1
wench_tacular: cha-ching
beowuuf: believe in the james
Juliamon: Second chest had 65
DegHag: Missed one
Nuha: I didn't need these points anyways
northos:
wow something dropped a hopper 
EvilBadman: What a terrible line, lol
Nigouki: i have lost so many channel points in the last two streams
Harvest25:

CrazymattCaptain: Wow I didn't even see the prediction on mobile
BennWithTwoNs: gunna need some more chests and a sorter
goombalax: pleasure doing business
Mantafold:

Mantafold: 2nd chest
Snowcookies: paper farm time ?
TXC2:
what I'm hearing is we need a paper farm 
Harvest25: yes. turn around
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: @TXC2 So a witch farm then? kappa
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: oops
beowuuf:
i have a barrel and a third of sugarcane here if you need it 
brieandbacon: Assuming you have a bajillion stacks of bone, you can just meal a whole bunch of cane?
beowuuf: more mob farms!
Master_Gunner: time to farm phantoms?
sssshafer: Just finished my road quest re-watch. Wonder how Jimmy is doing,, 😂👌💯
gogamers383: make a TNT cannon
jessicaengle: Yay boats!
Harvest25: can you repair with leather?
brieandbacon: A boat adventure for the aquatic update? Scandalous
jessicaengle: It's the aquatic update, there should be boats
scuba_antney: Time to not sleep for awhile
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: wrecked
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jessicaengle: Can you go fishing in the sea from a boat?
TXC2: LRR Sleep Deprivation experiment 2023 edition
uchihab7: should i go get steak n shake?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Gently caress the door.
jessicaengle: Probably
Tripleyew: Potats for daaaaayyyyyyzzzzzzzz
ztop38: Hi
TXC2: hello ztop38 welcome
jessicaengle: Hi
Tripleyew: Hey there, @ztop38
ztop38: Ty How you guys doing today
ztop38: You should go get mending books
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: never skip shulker day
beowuuf: cbest boat would be good right about now, 6 releases away
Tandtroll_OG: I dont know if there are any mending books yer
Juliamon: ztop38 As this is 1.13, there's not really any easy way to do so
jessicaengle: To the sea!
ztop38: Why so old version
jessicaengle: For fun
jessicaengle: ?
Juliamon: ztop38 They're playing all the versions in chronological order
TXC2: ztop38 we've been going thorugh all the versions of minecraft
beowuuf: for the memory trip
ztop38: Oh makes sense now
brieandbacon: Phantoms *are* a new feature in this update?
beowuuf: each week/two weeks update the world around the save
TXC2: brieandbacon yeap
Juliamon: Phantoms are a "feature"
scuba_antney: But getting hit will also take the durability if you have it on, right?
beowuuf:
phantoms are a bug 
Angreed66: using membrane risking preventing you from applying mending by filling nbt
Kadenus: repairing will also cut into how much you can apply books
Juliamon: I've gotten more membranes from keeping pet cats than actual phantom killing
jessicaengle: Do kitties kill phantoms?
Tandtroll_OG: Wat? ^
brieandbacon: Do cats go phantom hunting?
Juliamon: no, they have a chance of collecting them if you sleep with one
Snowcookies: Cats will give you random stuff when you go to sleep
jessicaengle: Like bringing you mouse or a dead bird?
jessicaengle: Cats are the best
Juliamon: exactly like that
Tandtroll_OG:
They do? 
Snowcookies: I've gotten a lot of rabbit feet/hide from them
rogerivany: slimy
Tandtroll_OG: What even is minecraft
TXC2: slimy I'll bet
Juliamon: feathers, rabbit hide, membranes, chicken
brieandbacon: Could you make a bubble-vator to the slme farm?
Harvest25: Bouncy castle next?
Juliamon: Cats in Minecraft are actually great
TXC2: !quote 7019
LRRbot: Quote #7019: "Minecraft seems to be a series of weird interactions." —TXC2 [2020-06-23]
Tiny_Genius_: Where are they heading out today?
Juliamon: Exploration!
TXC2: Tiny_Genius_ the ocean, in search of treasure
wench_tacular: climate change is wild
TXC2: !searchfortreasure
LRRbot: You find: a Heroic Brew!
jessicaengle:
Serge dropping the Johnny Horton references 
brieandbacon: Look at all those (wet) chickens!
Cavemanhar: !goodadvice
LRRbot: Don't listen to some bot in Twitch chat...
Juliamon: 100% it's a boat
matthaus_c: reef trax
Snowcookies: dolphin!
wench_tacular: das boot
northos: upside-down boat!
matthaus_c: böt
TXC2: boat fully upside down
Juliamon: No doors if it's upside down
Juliamon: Only upright boats have doors
TwitchTVsFrank: Need jo to make turtle hats
beowuuf: race!
scuba_antney: Close!
matthaus_c: nick of time
TXC2: it's a raaaace!
Angreed66: the reminder to break the treasure chest when you find it
rogerivany: You should mark the buried treasure so you'll know from a distance.
Cavemanhar: !badadvice
LRRbot: Try putting bread in it.
brieandbacon: !keikaku
matthaus_c: plan means octopus in japanese
TXC2: !plan
LRRbot: Translator's note: Plan means Keikaku.
TXC2: good job lrrbot
Cavemanhar:
drowned farm 
brieandbacon: Fishing for shells?
rogerivany: The Nautilus shells are the hard part
Juliamon: yeah, 8
Cavemanhar: or old school fishing
Cavemanhar: could you get shells from fishing
TwitchTVsFrank: Can't you get shells in buried treasure
rogerivany: Check the fish farm
matthaus_c: public knowledge treasure
Angreed66: I don't think the chest broke
ElektroTal: i still haven't found a shipwreck or built a conduit
lyllithblackstar: !badadvice
TXC2: hello ElektroTal welcome
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Cavemanhar: !splan
danbjorn:

TXC2: I like turtles
jessicaengle: So many new friends in this update
jessicaengle: boing
Juliamon: They take a minute to get out of the temple.
Juliamon: They're not very fast
jessicaengle: Big giant circles?
TXC2:
damn modern Drowned, not going to temple, like heathens 
KeytarCat:
I should rewatch Roadquest 
TXC2: KeytarCat same
jessicaengle: !bgc
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matthaus_c: shipwreck destiny
scuba_antney: might be buried
offbeatwitch: dig the sand
brieandbacon: Terpentine?
KeytarCat: @jessicaengle Did your sub lapse between chats??
jessicaengle: Oh, maybe! lol
TXC2: and now it's back
Izandai: No, Twitch just had a moment.
Snowcookies: pufferfish, the mines of the sea
offbeatwitch: one! ah-ah-ah
offbeatwitch: two! ah-ah-ah
lyllithblackstar: !badadvice
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Izandai: I don't think I've ever seen a baby drowned before.
tidehollowcat: oh right, they drop gold in this version
jessicaengle: So many friends
Juliamon: There should be a chest in that exposed structure
jessicaengle: !bgc
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Juliamon: I don't think there's anything worth it, but it should be there
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offbeatwitch: yeah but in this version
Cavemanhar: I thought that change was 1.16
offbeatwitch: 1.13 was the afk fishing version
Laserbeaks_Fury: Was this when they watterlogged blocks
offbeatwitch: because they added everything in this version in the first place
Tiny_Genius_: That got patched out a couple updates later, 1.13 afk fishing is super OP
offbeatwitch: all the new fishing stuff
offbeatwitch: was this version
Wicker_Guide: there was one fix that made it so you needed open air, and that did not deter farms, then another one that changed how big the water needed to be and I think that did
torin_nionel: 1.16 patch notes - When fishing, treasure loot can now be obtained only by fishing in open waters.
torin_nionel:
You're good until then. 
Cavemanhar: mine o clock
TXC2: so much stuff in the ocean
offbeatwitch: underwater temple, underwater monk
torin_nionel: You did miss the Infinity + Mending bows though, those were removed back in 1.11
Juliamon: Monuments are weirdly common for something that (eventually) takes a lot of trading to get a map for.
Juliamon: The ID will be different but the map will be the same
offbeatwitch: yeah compared to woodland mansions
brieandbacon: tremendous butts has been called
scuba_antney: The center of the chunk
Xed_Regulus: Not because they are fans of The Great One?
Laserbeaks_Fury: how deep can it be
Juliamon: The sandy ones only spawn in warm ocean
Harvest25: I wish Bedrock followed those rules
Laserbeaks_Fury: But I alos like to not dig up 69% of a chunk to find it
Angreed66: it might have to do with map pixel centering
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: They could add a less specific map. "It's somwhere within 2 chunks of this spot, and only 5 deep at most". Whee.
brieandbacon: Mojang: "This world was densely popoulated, with awful mariners"
TwitchTVsFrank: To find it at 9 9 you do need to use the debug menu which is probably something they don't design around
offbeatwitch: debug menu is a weird meta part of gameplay
rogerivany: I always use 9,9 now
matthaus_c: eat the delicious magic cards
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stevestein: I understand that's what "mulligan" means
ExachixKitsune: nya
Juliamon: it's nice AND next to a drowned structure
Nydestroyer: magics debug menu is a judge
Juliamon: And you don't even need leather boots for anything yet
TXC2:
Magic's debug menu sure ain't on arena 
TXC2: Sweeping edge 2 was better, 3 was phoned in
Nydestroyer: @TXC2 it was made mid pandini, they did the best they could
brieandbacon: Maybe?
TetraRay: looks like it
rogerivany: Light it up?
brieandbacon:

Met_kaf:

TheAinMAP: sergeSqueak
offbeatwitch: says james, not holding a shield
Fletcherizer: @TXC2 Pandini sounds like a cursed sandwhich
rogerivany: I forgot James hates torches
Nydestroyer: I am not in tune with mc, what are the shells for?
TXC2: Nydestroyer turtle shells are used to make hats that let you breath underwater
PsychoI3oy: when smite4 is actually handy
Juliamon: It got bubble column'd
Sarah_Serinde: They're looking for nautilus shells to make a conduit, which makes doing anything underwater a lot easier
Nydestroyer: oh
satyropodobny: Tell us your story, brave Sea Chicken
Kazman20a: and there is your boat
Snowcookies: James there's a boat in your inventory
Nigouki: it's a trap, too good to be true
SnickeringSquirrel: Boat Inventory
TXC2:
is the answer Serge 
baskwalla: He falls into it mostly
LurkerSpine: life is pain
TetraRay: clearly to many people are in this world
PercentZER0ZER0:
boat is in your inventory 
DudelidouX: Your boat is in your inventory
Kazman20a: his boat is in his inventory
Sarah_Serinde:
Yeah it sure is in your inventory 
torin_nionel: Its in your inventory
LurkerSpine: lmao
Angreed66: the real trick is digging every chunks 9x9 that is covered in sand or gravel
Sarah_Serinde: Now you have a spare!
brieandbacon: Ah, you hadn't checked your butthole
kainboa: never didn't have it
Violet__Violence: ;alskdjf
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr:

Violet__Violence: yeet
ExachixKitsune: going drowned and drowned in circles
ArtemisHuntress: and I'm so sorry
ArtemisHuntress: *singing*
rogerivany: Uno best gamer confirmed
brieandbacon: !uno
TXC2: !dos
LordZarano: Now there are 2 of them? This is getting out of hand
MungoDude: !tres
rogerivany: Can we turn on hitboxes yet?
Nydestroyer: learning about that 9 9 thing makes me find this stream I watched of someone spending 4 hours trying to find a treasure even funnier
wench_tacular:

wench_tacular:

Juliamon:

TXC2: "I got no spoon" big mood
LurkerSpine: greasy grimey gopher guts
matthaus_c: are you or have you ever been a member of the banana party
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Harvest25: -200, 200
brieandbacon: Buy me more JEWELERY!!
TXC2: brieandbacon you are a chair dear
brieandbacon: (unless that was an asdf?)
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TXC2: brieandbacon yes it was
brieandbacon: dinger
MungoDude: 72 months? that's almost 2 years
baskwalla: Get gud boats
theinvisiblevoice: blue ice, good boats, is it time for a nether highway?
Wicker_Guide: fixed hitboxes and fragility for boats, then enabled two person boats
wench_tacular:

brieandbacon: Time to hunt the most dangerous game...
Harvest25: Uno's boat strat
jessicaengle: @brieandbacon banana.
Catcard: oh no
rogerivany: any cows around?
wench_tacular:

ExachixKitsune: D:
TXC2:
strap in chat 
Stratavarius: If you're near cows you could milk
Mantafold: Got milk?
brieandbacon:

jessicaengle:

ExachixKitsune: it ran out as you were running yes
wench_tacular: yes
Mantafold:

MungoDude: 0,-200 yes
MungoDude:

TXC2: there it is!
MungoDude:

SmoreThanAFeelin: ayeeeeee
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Snowcookies: !clip
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andyweekend: he did the thign!
meaninglessMeg:

TheAinMAP:

Juliamon:

northos:
and now we're TRULY home 
Violet__Violence: oh noooo i missed the thing lmao
Violet__Violence: womp wooomp
7gorobei:

RealGamerCow: shrapnel spread along a line like a crashed Boeing
andyweekend: I'm sure it'll happen again lol
Nydestroyer: james well known for flying too close to the sun
Violet__Violence: tiny snow square
chris365: Now Uno you can’t bring a sea lantern back unless you brought enough for everyone
Sarah_Serinde:
I love this view 
TXC2: it's like we sprayed fake snow around
wench_tacular: that would ruin the ambience
Sarah_Serinde: I enjoy that we just have this snowy patch in the middle of different terrain
MungoDude: can you check biomes with f3?
Mantafold: In the upcoming version you can set the biome
chris365: Gottem
wench_tacular: thanks, i hate it
ExachixKitsune: hi five TheAinMAP
Nydestroyer: poor chat left unread
jessicaengle: You disrespectin me??
MungoDude: yeah I think the fishing changed around 1.16 from memory
undecided44: Hey-ey pay no mind.... your under 1.18, you won't be doing any time!
MungoDude: you just need like fencepost, pressure plate and noteblock
MungoDude: and trapdoor
brieandbacon: He was gonna use the terracotta to finally decorate his room
TwitchTVsFrank: One persons trash is another person treasure
Harvest25: 3 hoppers
Cavemanhar: 1 repeater
MungoDude: the jwhisp video that came up when I searched "afk fish farm" is much simpler, 1 hopper, 1 fence, 1 trapdoor, 1 noteblock
rogerivany: Definitely hear the static.
omdorastrix: As im sure youre all aware, for most "simple" afk farms the aquatic update will break the "special" drops, but iirc youll still get fish. And the aquatic-compliant ones have lower rates
Mantafold: You need to be able to waterlog the fence post
MungoDude: somewhere around 1.16 they made it so you need like 5x5x5 water for good fishing, but this should keep you going until then
omdorastrix: Thanks @mungodude I couldnt remember the exact version
DudelidouX: I'd use two double chest if I remember how good it is.
baskwalla: Ah yes I remember this one
torin_nionel: If you want the "auto click" behaviour to work, you have to hold down right click then hit f11 to go fullscreen at the same time you release right click. Tricks the game into thinking it's still held down.
MungoDude: the bobber needs to be what holds the pressure plate down
DudelidouX: That should work
KeytarCat: Good song choice
Juliamon: Kitty!
TemporallyAwry: ^ I know right?
KeytarCat: cat in the back!
Tiny_Genius_: I think that the reason that you havn't got anything yet is simply that your rod doesn't have lure so its slow
jessicaengle:

MungoDude: luck of the sea improves drops, lure speeds it up
TemporallyAwry: I meant to " ^ " the song comment.
ElektroTal: "Unbreak my rod" is my favorite Toni Braxton fishing song
jessicaengle: Smart cat: "Making a fish farm, I see"
rogerivany: can you combine the rods yet?
TXC2: "Unbreak my rod, say you'll catch me again"
brieandbacon: So why the note block?
MungoDude: I'd always take these mats with me while exploring, cos I could build one of these and mend my elytra without effort
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: @TXC2 You know, I don't think I mind that song stuck in my head for the next few hours. Thanks.
Lirelent: clicking doesn't try to break the block
Lirelent: or something
Wicker_Guide: the note block is a selectable object that replaces your recast action, yeah
CrazymattCaptain: Noteblock takes the click
TXC2:
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn you're welcome/ sorry 
Lirelent: ah right that
brieandbacon: That makes some amount of sense
Wicker_Guide: so while you're selecting the note block, the lure is left in the water, but when the lure is pulled the note block is covered and everything gets pulled in
Wicker_Guide: rinse repeat ad infinitum
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Ya, remember when getting a decent rod when fishing was a great catch. Sigh.
brieandbacon: kinda like my knowledge of redstone. I know there *is* a reason, mostly I remain oblivious
DudelidouX: At the time I left it over night and never used it again cause it filled 3 double chest of everything I would ever need.
Lirelent: i do the f11 trick so that it "misses" the click release, then don't have to mess with a weight
Lirelent: and I can actually do other things on the computer
wench_tacular: aaarg
jessicaengle:

Snowcookies: fishing music
TemporallyAwry:
#Remix 
ArtemisHuntress: do not like
TheAinMAP:

TXC2: and now all of chat has flashbacks
brieandbacon: At least in a gold farm it's not cheery
wench_tacular:

Wicker_Guide: dirtsmr
Ravynn: Now we cyberpunking
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Actually, having to listen to that as a punishment for OP fishing... that's a fair trade.
ElektroTal: why are we in an arcade in 1983
brat_the_wurst: we're in a space ship
SK__Ren: What about Gold Block?
Nathade: put a piece of diorite under it so we hear squeaks ... wait that resource pack does not exist yet
Snowcookies: James "plays a variety of music while punching chunks" hates music
TwitchTVsFrank: Peak Minecraft
wench_tacular:

rogerivany: Did James just call us nice?
v_nome: !card entomb
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JeremyDevoid: being entombed keeps you safe
TXC2: James "entombed" Turner
stevestein: I think that music is supposed to trigger a dream sequence
Wilcroft: A+, Serge
omdorastrix: Serge can ALSO make it a "safe" house
jessicaengle: Yeah, Bodyguard
baskwalla: Wayne’s World dream sequence
brieandbacon: definitely a Wayne's World flashback
LurkerSpine: I thought Serge would have broken into I Will Always Love You there
TwitchTVsFrank: Has anyone caught treasure yet to prove this works
Lirelent: mouse down and mouse up are separate "events" so if you can get the game to "miss" the mouse up, then it assumes it must still be pressed down
wench_tacular:

TXC2:
there
omdorastrix: Need to nake something is rising
Mantafold: What do we h e them name?
Harvest25: combine. Uno gave you a mending rod
wench_tacular: cool rod
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: MIght still need unbreaking for lossless?
Harvest25: cool loot
Nathade: lily pad technically treasure
Mantafold: Remember no roof over the water sources
brieandbacon: It's marching door to door
Snowcookies: it's 2 trees side by side
Ravynn: I just realized James climbs trees going the opposite way Serge does
Wicker_Guide:
@Snowcookies "A Huge Tree with Two Trunks and Two Canopies" 
Ravynn: Yeah James goes Clockwise
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Snowcookies: Tree killer James Turner
TXC2: chopin powah
wench_tacular: what a monster
creasehearst: James is Jack and the Beanstalking that jungle tree
Wolfstrike_NL: seems to have despawning leaves, so should be good
jessicaengle:
The punch a trunk 
ExachixKitsune: themo
omdorastrix: Emo phase? More like elmo phase
jessicaengle: It's not a phase, dad
omdorastrix: #thankjames
jessicaengle:

Wicker_Guide:
er James
andyweekend: Hey james, thank you SO much
TwitchTVsFrank: #thankjames
wench_tacular:

brieandbacon: #ThanksDad
MungoDude: not sure what version f3+t starts working to keep a mouse button held down
lyllithblackstar:

Wicker_Guide: In honor of the last Punch a Chunk: "I don't know why we say goodbye I say hello. Hello hello"
wench_tacular: RIP game
MungoDude: on current versions it re-displays the mojang logo and keeps whichever mouse button you had held down
wench_tacular: priorities!
Wicker_Guide: I think sky access is next week, but still worth keeping
Mantafold: Yes
Mantafold: For better rates
Mantafold: Open
rogerivany: So today while watching Pixlriffs I learned that if you use a bottle of water on a dirt block you make mud blocks.
Wicker_Guide: needs direct vertical line to the sky not to have any opaque blocks
jessicaengle: Nice en-crypt-tion
Kazman20a: it does but I don't know when it is required
TXC2: thanks for streaming Uno
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: bye!
Izandai: @rogerivany You can then use dripstone to turn those mud blocks into clay blocks.
LordZarano: @rogerivany Yup, that was added in 1.18 I think
wench_tacular: #blameserge
MungoDude: thanks for the stream
TXC2: thanks for streaming James and Serge
jessicaengle:

ritchards: !next
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Snowcookies: thanks for the stream
TXC2: ages ages ages
rogerivany: @Izandai I think I knew that part
anclag: Later James, later Serge, cheers for the stream and have a great day!
jessicaengle: Thanks so much.
quietcat: ty for the stream!
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: thanks James!
LathosTiran: dingle the bingle
TemporallyAwry:
As we learned the other night - apparently the new slang is "Lick the Bell" or something 
TXC2:
TemporallyAwry that HAS to be sexual? 
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TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
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TXC2: !store
TXC2: goodnight everybody
TemporallyAwry:
@TXC2
have a good one
beowuuf: wait, cameron's streaming? ah, nm, he's logging off. I wondered!
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DoodlestheGreat: Oops?
beowuuf:

MungoDude: er welcome raiders
DoodlestheGreat: I shall take this period to get Lunch and watch a little video.
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