Nigouki: !fart
LRRbot: The sphincter whistle!
NightValien28: wat
Defrost: the sphincter
Defrost: It whistles
CastleOtranto: I... didn't know LRRbot could do that
matthaus_c: !findquote fart
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NightValien28: that's weird, even for us
mitomanox: !next
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mitomanox: good evening next people of chat land
neisan2112: Heyo its spoop night!
Boon_33: good evening LRRfriends
mitomanox: spoopperinos
Manae: !next
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matthaus_c: !next
matthaus_c: oooh well played manae
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Mr_Horrible: oh LAWD we nopin'
Rhynerd: It’s Nope time!
Boon_33: now to find out what the Callisto protocal really is!
hatboozeparty:
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TheWriterAleph: "what are we some kind of callisto protocol"
Seth_Erickson:
Getter404: 4 Cute Boys, you say...
saucemaster5000: Meowdy! Er... what was going on in this one? We hated Karen Fukuhara but we don't?
Seth_Erickson: Still waiting for the big rock reveal
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Darleysam: "John Protocol? You were behind this all along?!!"
GhostValv: FYI spooky lack of sound
matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 there was some space, and it was kinda dead
GhostValv: until just now
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Kramburger: If I'm watching this on my phone with my toddler watches the wiggles on the TV, does that still mean it's second screen content?
Mr_Horrible: "You're telling me you have a plan for this prison?! Like some kinda... some kinda Callisto Protocol?!" - Our Protagonist, almost assuredly
saucemaster5000: oh no, funeral space!
mitomanox: boo
OhaiMireiya: hurro frens =3
letfireraindown: WOOO it's only tuesday and my work week is already shitting on me. I hope its better for everyone here
saucemaster5000: @Kramburger The wiggles are unfortunately always first screen content. In the contract. So yes.
OnyxOblivion: the boys are back in town
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Orlantia: So ominous
matthaus_c:
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Mr_Horrible:
letfireraindown spent like 3 hours on a call with my dev manager trying to hunt down how to get a remote server to show a config change so we can see if we've been barking up the wrong tree for weeks, so I feel ya 
but we at least accomplished something! So there's that. Regardless, hope your week gets better, friend
betweenmyself:
Boy I sure hope I don’t have to worry about any spoops today, really big or otherwise 
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mnemonicman: Spoops from the 8th dimension
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mitomanox: spooky soundtrack
Kramburger: @saucemaster5000 ain't that the truth
SaxPython: @Kramburger If it makes you feel any better, I've got Hamster and Gretel and Let's Nope
SolFerrum: question is this the game with all the really gorey death scenes?
letfireraindown: @Mr_Horrible OH! That sounds really painful! I have been on a few calls this week, but 3 horus is pushing it
matthaus_c: @SolFerrum yup
Boon_33: it sure does have gory death scenes
matthaus_c: it's the one where we lose like half our face on the regular
Dalrint: I came to be disappointed about the lack of anime girls.
clarinetman:
Rhynerd: Yes, mostly involving the face being removed
Orlantia: Faces are overrated
SpicyNapalm: Ben and Adam aren't anime girls..
Kramburger:
@saxpython solidarity
letfireraindown: @letfireraindown Thank you! I hope we get the customer solved and quiet again
SolFerrum: @matthaus_c thank you, I think I shall skip this one. Have a good time all!
korvys:
BusTed:
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SpicyNapalm: Ben and Adam aren't anime girls... YET. We have work to do!
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Boon_33: get ready for Spoops!
matthaus_c:
@SolFerrum np! hope you have a great rest of your night 
Juliamon: I don't know if it's "the" game with gory death, but it's certainly one of them
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BusTed: :3
PharaohBender27:
Mr_Horrible: IT'S STILL HERE
SnackPak_:
Mr_Horrible:
ButButTheJesus: BEN. YES.
Wrexadecimal:
Rhynerd: @solferrum have a good one!
Blakemcm: still there
TheWriterAleph: *shouts in fright*
OnyxOblivion: it should be here forever
SaxPython:
Nebula662: Wooooooooo my space
saucemaster5000: B'AH!
Mr_Horrible: stream's haunted now
Blakemcm: myspace virus
SquidVorb: Leave it
mitomanox: we live here now
offbeatwitch: hello and welcome to Let's Nyaope
Rhynerd: No escape
BrindleBoar:
matthaus_c: that naruto is just like me fr fr
Mr_Horrible: it was on the highlight reel, I imagine he's seen it
Getter404: That which does not UWU can never truly die
SpoonfullOfSugar: didn't this make the highlight reel?
Blakemcm: we myspace now
SolFerrum: Ok I gotta see Graham's reaction
ratstronomer: Marketing!!
NightValien28: "god's"
TheWriterAleph: this really IS the most terrifying stream on LRR
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offbeatwitch: holes?
Kibbik: Design!
Mr_Horrible: Let's NOPE as a tool to induce vomiting
Lord_Hosk: no blink tags?
SolFerrum: and now I'm disappearing, take care.
BusTed:
MegaDosX: Grim\
BrindleBoar: vomit mummy forever
Boon_33: that's a real concern
saucemaster5000: Easiest way out
matthaus_c: one more thing to be scared about in space
MrPipboy3000: Graham's gone through chemo, and he looked sicker when seeing this ...
mitomanox: jimi hendrix style
Juliamon: Have a good night SolFerrum
rosesmcgee: that's a real thing, well it was a water leak into the helmet
emberBecky: Hendrix
underhill33: reason 10675 why i will never go to space
HorusFive:
I tuned into a very busy
BrowneePoints: Bon Scott
BrowneePoints: ACDC
Rhynerd: I wish I could clip Graham going “right, Imma go throw up in my mouth a bit.”
raulghoulia: That is a very specific fear
BrindleBoar: Jimi Hendrix
Nigouki: unfun fact: drowning in a space suit almost happened on the ISS
Mr_Horrible: I mean, isn't that just the Sci-Fi version of passing out in your own puke after a bender?
betweenmyself:
This scrolling text has a disturbing lack of YETI 
matthaus_c: Jimmy Buffet died with a throat full of spongecake
lazermeow: Adam out here unlocking new fears for us.
neisan2112: Ah Margaritavil, makes since for Buffet
Kramburger: Those are two very different jimmy's
Mr_Horrible: Jimmy Buffet found dead at Margaritaville
saucemaster5000: Jimmy Buffet chokes on his own songs
Lyropithic: Famous rockstar Jimmy Buffet
RealGamerCow: Jim Morrison?
MegaDosX: Yes, that was definitely Jimmy Buffet, correct Adam
BibitteNoire: That’s why you dont eat before getting intubated for surgery
saucemaster5000: Also Adam is thinking of Hendirx and that hurts
Mr_Horrible: Dubloons: +1
Boon_33: a astronaught got a glob of lubricant to the eye while on a spacewalk, had to find the airlock blind
thejadedthief: Aww yeah best chips
unicornly: thanks adam, didn't have that fear before but do now
SpoonfullOfSugar: Ghost Vinegar
El_Funko: love a good salt and vinny
patrick_stonecrusher: Buffet prolly vomited a lot; hasn't died yet
zeathean: is there an all dressed?
laundreydhull:
green screen crisps
snowyowlly: jalapeno vickies absolutely rule
matthaus_c: Ms Vicky gon make me act up
ChippTunes: All Ms Vickie’s are at least 7/10
Kramburger: @boon_33 nooooooi
Lyropithic: I<m partial to lime and black pepper
hurricanealpaca: love me some s&v
ratstronomer: Miss Vickie’s has the best jalepeno chips
Blakemcm: i like their Jalapeno
BusTed: I am a fan of the jalapeno.
Orlantia: The ketchup ones are pretty bad
korvys:
Mr_Horrible: you wring out a ghost and then ferment it
TheWriterAleph: ghost pirates. for the brine
Juliamon: It was a joke about the greenscreen
dragonwarrior000: Salt and Vinegar gives me heart burn and its not worth it.
SpoonfullOfSugar: the chip bag was slightly greenscreened
neisan2112: Their Jalapeno ones are my favorite chips ever
pimiento: i just eat chilli chips
ratstronomer: No other jalepeno chip compares
laundreydhull: Or is that just a reflection of the chip bag?
mitomanox: teknolodgy
TheAwkes: I've converted to Dutch Crunch jalapeno cheddar. It's a beefier cronch.
OhaiMireiya: I can't eat your ghost chips bro
Seth_Erickson: is that a cool phyrexian shirt you're wearing ben?
matthaus_c: it was a green screen joke, boys
Musicsquid: What do you gotta do to be Mr Vickie
fhorrigan: This is a bizarre thing to say but I think Miss Vickie's are light on salt, especially their regular.
HorusFive: But Miss Vicky has been dead for years Ben....
Valbatross_: I think Ms. Vicki's made a misstep with the vanilla icing flavor
SpoonfullOfSugar: not a flavour, just greenscreened
Juliamon: Ben. Ben. It was a greenscreen joke. Hold up the bag again.
korvys: Hey Canadians, what are all-dressed chips dressed in?
fhorrigan: All
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Loa_Ayizan: Yummy chips
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thejadedthief: All
korvys: Ah, thanks
quasi79fu: ben your bag is seee through
saucemaster5000: remember to keep up with whatever they are talking about even when we are talking about something else, chat. Ipso facto
Mr_Horrible: Southron Barbeque
Jobot180: Same
pimiento: they're too far into the bit to stop now
quasi79fu: The Bag...The bag is the ghost
Rhynerd: There’s one brand just called Kettle that makes a mean Honey Dijon chip.
Lyropithic: Love it
Dalrint: BBQ is my favorite chip to put on a hoagie
fhorrigan: We literally don't know, it's All-Dressed flavour
ChippTunes: z e s t y
RealGamerCow: Snyders honey mustard and onion pretzel bits lovers where you at
buttayobread: oh we talking chips? Zapps Gator Tators SLAP
matthaus_c: chips are a phenomenal snack no matter the flavour, BBQ is just the closest to mid
neisan2112: BEST CHIP
laundreydhull: @juliamon yea! You saw that twoes? hehehe, Lawl...
AsheMorgan_: It's the boys! Hello boys
rosesmcgee: I am really enjoying the headphones that Ian "fixed"
Mr_Horrible: that's just a slightly sweeter SCO, yeah, that's good
Jobot180: New York Cheddar is my fav
offbeatwitch: Original Recipe
Blakemcm: all bbq tastes the same?!?!?!?!!?!?!?
fhorrigan: MV original are very bland
Gascitygaming: that and some onion dip and i'm good
BusTed: @Blakemcm don't take the bait
OnyxOblivion: yeah the plain ruffles are pretty good
saucemaster5000: Best chips are french fries
RealGamerCow: Ruffles?
Mr_Horrible: I'm partial to a Zapp's or Tim's OG
SnackPak_: rip-elle
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Jobot180: Wait, I'm confusing Miss Vicki's with Kettle chips.
Juliamon: I love some Humpty Dumpty ripples
AsheMorgan_: Buffalo Chicken Dip!
shurtal: riffle shuffle rip-L chips
buttayobread: Zapp's by far best chip
Omthebox: Lime Tostetos are the bomb
Mr_Horrible: oh yeah, I can fuck up a bag of lime tostitos
Boon_33: do ruffles not exist in Canada?
RealGamerCow: I am a Kettle salt and pepper person
bblauren: Ooooo
Gascitygaming: Ariba street corn flavour?
saucemaster5000: fritos are underrated
fhorrigan: Ruffles Regular Double Crunch are my go to right now. They're amazing.
TheWriterAleph: is this a let's chip stream again
ChippTunes: Nah it’s the c r u n c h that sets the plain ripple chip apart
ashesandmochi: we do have ruffles
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WitchyTQ: Honey Dijon or bust
ButButTheJesus: I can eat like a couple handfuls of those but then the Lime is too much
Dalrint: What's the difference between sour cream and onion, and sour cream and carmalized onion?
Orxolon: 1 kg
matthaus_c: you come across a man trapped inside a bag of chips
El_Funko: by the heshen sack
RealGamerCow: I've seen a POUND bag of chips. It was big
Juliamon: Normal or Costco?
SK__Ren: Enormous
Boon_33: @ashesandmochi kk ty
Jobot180: Family/Party size
SecretOwl: Costco has some GIANT bags
SnackPak_: baby sized
glowingnova: Too big
saucemaster5000: As big as ournguns
AsheMorgan_: 16oz
TotallyNotaBeholder: So big, and so full of air
Mr_Horrible: bigger than you can handle KKona brother
HorusFive: You could sleep in them Adam
ChippTunes: Large/10
lazermeow: FLACKING ENORMOUS.
bblauren: We got party size chips
Omthebox: 300g
SkylerRingtail: Depends how much gas they have in 'em
hurricanealpaca: chip bag size
laundreydhull: Somewhere between Costco/Sam's Club offerings?
CaptinOfBeez: family sized is freakish huige
Driosenth: Sleeping bag of chips
offbeatwitch: [johnathan frakes voice] do you remember the biggest bag of chips you ever saw?
Eggmojii: Shape Chicken Crimpy sent tweet
DarknessKingCoH: ~7-8oz
DrStrangeAL: Huge, but still somehow mostly air
SpicyNapalm: when I get a bag of chips it has at least 2 in it, normally
TomK__94:
Really big 
dankmemeter: Beeg
ElektroTal: heya friends
Rhynerd: Depends, but typically big
pn55: Any Salt 'n' Shake lovers here?
quasi79fu: where is Ben getting potato chip bags??
Ahxes: Family Size could fit a baby in the bag
PharaohBender27:
Gascitygaming: Shivam!
emberBecky: either too big or too small.. they stopped selling good sizes
quasi79fu: Our bags are not that size
Lord_Hosk: thats 1
Wrexadecimal:
300 
s
CaptinOfBeez: easily pillow sized
Rhynerd: But there’s often enough air to put your hand in
Austere_Squire: Friendos!
laundreydhull:
Gram hahaha
ButButTheJesus: FOUR HUNDRED BABIES. THREE HUNDRED GRAHAMS
saucemaster5000: I'd eat it
HorusFive: Yeah- you get em at the big box stores
Mr_Horrible: "I'm not gonna be in the office on Tuesdays if you keep this up"
MrPipboy3000: Bags of chips can get about the size of a german shepard (I will NOT use the metric system)
LaconicLad: Kettle Jalapeño is my goto chip.
Austere_Squire: All of your shirts are wonderful
raulghoulia: Quality bit
korvys: sick reference
TomK__94: Good bit
SK__Ren: Wow
CataclysmicReverb: Okay but those HUGE sacs are mostly air and like 3 chips more than the normal size bags
thejadedthief: Incredible
TinkerTezz: Perfect
Boon_33: Graham loves being used as a unit of measurement
saucemaster5000: Name a bad pringles flavor
SecretOwl: Costco has 28oz bags of Ruffles that have 4500 calories worth of chips in them.
Lithobraker: Tell Graham his shirt's super cool for me!
Mr_Horrible: it's not wall-to-wall bangers, but that's not exactly a sin
matthaus_c: all this over a greenscreen joke
SaxPython: chip !clip
Loa_Ayizan: Excellent sponsorship
SorintheCat: oh my a im catching a live stream for the first time in a while! hi!!
Seth_Erickson: we haven't seen the big rock yet
Mr_Horrible: we're in, what, part 3? 4?
ButButTheJesus: yeah you probably got it
ChippTunes: Palisto Crotocol
Eggmojii: Fuck Barbeque chips
BusTed: We only have Dead Space 3 to go.
Juliamon: Costco-sized bags of Sunchips last for fucking ever, I was convinced it was bottomless for awhile
Mr_Horrible: we were Isaac Clarke's shitty dream all along
RedRaptor: Is Ben wearing a Phyrexia baseball jersey?
Orlantia: I saw a 3lb bag of chips
Mazrae: Hello everyone
Kramburger: Why do people in North America refuse to acknowledge the fourth and fifth letters in Graham's name?
matthaus_c: put Dark Souls 2 inside Bloodborne
fhorrigan: You can get 1 kilo bags of Loads of Ketchup chips at Superstore.
Mr_Horrible: He tells his GF about it and she's like "Isaac that's stupid, go back to bed"
RealGamerCow: I could see Portal doing that
Seth_Erickson: Did you see the Elden Ring expansion announcement Adam?
MWGNZ: 2nd gen pokemon
Blakemcm: that would be so so so good
AsheMorgan_: Hey Ben, how was Philly?
neisan2112: Yes
SaxPython:
@HorusFive
quasi79fu: yes
lazermeow: Yes.
Boon_33: yep
Pharmacistjudge: they did that in Doom i think. you can get the Doom 1 levels in Doom 2
BlackIsis: Adam wants the Newhart finale as a game?
CaptinOfBeez: nope did not realize till later
Rhynerd: Yep
saucemaster5000: @Juliamon I've never costco'd chips, but I have a trip planned next month and you just gave me a... life goal?
BusTed: "What a ripoff"
EricTheOrange: Dragon quest 3
Mr_Horrible: Ben creates a video explaining the connection
raulghoulia: Getting real alien vibes from this
Parkes04: I went in blind to that too
quasi79fu: I did not like Prometheus
Austere_Squire: "Weyland-Yutani...? Wait a minute"
Nigouki: modern trailers just suck ass
matthaus_c: you must have had the most enjoyable experience possible with Prometheus
neisan2112: That movie is so dumb but great
HorusFive: They thought that. Thankfully we know now that it wasn't, because it doesn't exist and it can't hurt you
itira:
Good evening 
Gascitygaming:
from Fresh Prince? 
raulghoulia: It was v good
Rhynerd: I’ve encountered a fair amount of Prometheus stuff in Aliens: Fireteam Elite
SorintheCat: who?
ElektroTal: can we talk about beard maintenance
Mr_Horrible: it looks like people are having fun in it
ashesandmochi: that's all we hoped for
raulghoulia: Character actress Margo Martindale
MrPipboy3000: Rita Repulsa from the Power Rangers remake
quasi79fu: The ghost baggg
El_Funko: beard maintenance is get a good barber and go every 3-6 months
EricTheOrange: time to edit bens words 'I recommend... cocaine..."
saucemaster5000: The banks kids from mary poppins?
quasi79fu: that baggg is a ghost
Mr_Horrible: it's probably unfair, but the first think I think of Elizabeth Banks for is always her Scrubs character
Dalrint: How often do you have to go, adam?
ElektroTal: mine has grown long enough that it's starting to fork, lol
SorintheCat: mr moneybags lol
Juliamon: saucemaster5000 It's a real banger value bag. Black Bean Southwester Queso flavor.
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El_Funko: love a good sandalwood beard oil
Valbatross_: I could contribute but I don't think my definition of maintenance is the same as your
Valbatross_: s
quasi79fu: I can seee through that bag
korvys: RE: Cocaine Bear: I heard someone say something like "Some movies you don't know what you're getting into. Cocaine Bear has a Bear who does Cocaine"
Austere_Squire: Did both of you get haircuts recently? (you both look lovely)
korvys: !cw
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Omthebox: Hello Spooky friends
RealGamerCow: I have Bay Rum beard oil and it's real good
BusTed: Lots of stomping.
OnyxOblivion: just trimmed mine today, fresh trimmer, very sharp, overdid it
Juliamon: If there's a dog it'll probably die
matthaus_c: a wall sphincter might get harmed
offbeatwitch: adam sure knows that one
empyreon:
pn55:
TheWriterAleph:
Mr_Horrible:
love you, Adam 
Ritaspirithntr: YUP!!
matthaus_c:
ChippTunes: Preciate you Adam
SquidVorb: ❤️
itira:
emberBecky:
neisan2112:
TheWriterAleph: the blind-siding is real
Omthebox: Everyone underestimates DDLC the first time. I did too
Austere_Squire: Much love, adam
ElektroTal: Adam, i was so deeply concerned when i saw you were playing that!
Dog_of_Myth:
dynamicType:
SymphonicLolita: twas a Big Oof
Rhynerd:
PharaohBender27:
korvys: The "You can take a break" applies to streamers too
Lord_Hosk: Every time a character wakes up from a dream... I hope its bob newhart waking up newhart in the bob newhart show
Mr_Horrible: wait hold on we have a dog in Callisto Protocol?
Mr_Horrible: did I miss something?
RealGamerCow: DDLC is a 2x4 to the face
shurtal: "This visual novel's got HANDS"
CataclysmicReverb: Sequel to Stray the 2022 video game
fhorrigan: Sorry which game is Adam talking about?
CataclysmicReverb: ?
betweenmyself: DDLC be rough. No judgement.
korvys: In a fursuit, or like... animated
matthaus_c: @fhorrigan Doki Doki Literature Club
BusTed: Hahaah
itira: oh my god lolol
ElektroTal: Hellward Bound
fhorrigan: Oh fuck
Dog_of_Myth:
RealGamerCow: Question: are Ben's headphones an Ian Horner special?
teejayrivers: Reverse John Wick?
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ChippTunes: I dog your pardon
matthaus_c: doganese nuts
SnackPak_:
magical_writer: that checks out
Mr_Horrible: Dog pulling a Madeleine Madrigal (why yes I *did* rewatch Dredd over the weekend)
Gascitygaming: doglish
EvilBadman: @realgamercow Yes check TTSF two weeks back
Valbatross_: and the cats speak Catalan
saucemaster5000: That's just the plot of homeward bound 2. Prove me wrong, person who remembers that movie.
matthaus_c: !plan
LRRbot: Translator's note: Plan means Keikaku.
CataclysmicReverb: barks and farts, the dog language
GhostValv: matthaus got there
rosesmcgee: tAGADOG
shamblingkrenshar: Dogs can recognize words they associate with things enough, Pavlov style, but have no language skills THAT WE KNOW OF, ARE THEY PLOTTING?!
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tehfewl: thats why when i was in japan, i had to make sure i spoke japanese to the dogs/cats
itira: OOHHHH Patreon
matthaus_c: ooooh black betty, Patreon
offbeatwitch: woooooooooooo patreon!
SymphonicLolita: oooooOOOOOOHHHH PAtreon
Austere_Squire: is Nelly on Patreon?
Gascitygaming: man i LOVE those phyrexia baseball jerseys
Lithobraker: Beaut
Boon_33: !keikaku
emberBecky: there you go perfect
korvys: !patreon
korvys: !store
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Mr_Horrible: this unintelligible url
luke1x: Is that comic sans?
jessieimproved: oh this is back excellent
korvys: !youtube
luke1x: I bet graham made this
betweenmyself: *Orson Wells voice* Aaaaaahhh Patreon!
Ryxiene:
Hey Ben & Adam!! Let’s Nope, let’s goooo 
quasi79fu: i can read???
Gascitygaming: technically it's two unintelligble URLs
BlackIsis: store.loadingre
matthaus_c: comady!
emberBecky: ADINGREADY
fhorrigan: @ElektroTal I don't know how long ago you recorded it but I was just listening to the Retronauts Star Control 2 episodes and was so happy. Best game.
Austere_Squire: That's COMADY
Mr_Horrible: it's beautiful, 10/10, no notes
LordZarano: Dogs absolutely can understand and speak English. See: Bunny, the dog who talks using buttons
Gascitygaming: All, done
BusTed:
NotCainNorAbel: mastiff
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SymphonicLolita: good answer
luke1x: A caf
Austere_Squire: Favorite dog/cat: Yes
luke1x: Car
SaxPython:
luke1x: Cat
Lobo_Apache: My favorite cat is my cats.
neisan2112: Boston Terrier
OnyxOblivion: Husky!
saucemaster5000: maine coons as a dog
jessieimproved: I am a sucker for hounds
matthaus_c: Whippet
ElektroTal: @fhorrigan that was last fall, and it was THE BEST
Mr_Horrible: wait Adam your favorite isn't your secret talking dog?
kimmibeans: Husky!!!!
ChippTunes: Quality Dog
itira:
If you cant read this, you didnt grow up during the myspace era
PotatoWraiths: Berner
RealGamerCow: you like dags?
Austere_Squire: big soft spot for golden retrievers
Lobo_Apache: BUt ben in right there!?!
BrowneePoints: Sorry Serge wasn't in the office today
saucemaster5000: Fuck poodles
MousseFilledCat: Newfoundlands are my fave
Gascitygaming: If that's what you want, i mean, i got time?
Incandescent_Zubat: Not much of a dog person but I love huskies for some reason.
Dog_of_Myth:
Or be like SaffronOlive and have a cat just choose him. 
Boon_33: pugs?
hieroglyphica: Why is it any group of nerds inevitably starts talking 'commune'?
tidehollowcat: "big drooling moron" is just my cat.
kimmibeans: I have a German Shepherd though and I love him so much
GhostValv: fair
matthaus_c: thought you were going for Corgi
SymphonicLolita: that's fair
ElektroTal: i super don't like bulldogs. but that's cause one tried to eat my brother when i was a kid
mochabeanie: thoughts on pitties?
emberBecky: jowly guys
MousseFilledCat: I feel bad for their squished noses
betweenmyself:
Big fail by Puppy Bowl not changing it’s name to “Pupper Bowl”… Cowards
shurtal: wheeler kicsk the door in
Mr_Horrible: they're great dogs but they don't gotta be your fave
Austere_Squire: I thought you were gonna say some kinda retriever and i was gonna have to challenge you to a duel
eshplode:
mochabeanie: welp
itira: aww that sucks
Juliamon: I cannot deal with newfie dogs, had neighbors with a pair, they were OBSESSED with tackling me and drooling all over my pants
Mr_Horrible: yuuuuup
ElektroTal: BEN WATCH BLUEY
itira: 100% the owner
pimiento: no bad dogs only bad owners
Blakemcm: not worth the risk
the1thatcreatetheheavens: i made the start of a let's nope, let's goooo
TheWriterAleph: THANK YOU ben
luke1x: Can we keep this overlay for the whole stream?
jessieimproved: My best friend always has pitties and they are absolute goofballs
Seth_Erickson: I prefer medium size dogs doesn't really matter what breed.
saucemaster5000: yeah, pitbulls are super sweeties and poorly kept usually
teejayrivers: Pitbulls are great but they need to be trained and you gotta be responsible with em
BusTed:
Mr_Horrible: I've met so many sweet pitbulls, yeah
Boon_33:
the real callisto protocol is the owner 
CaptinOfBeez: irresponsible breeding too will bring out bad traits of all breeds
Austere_Squire: How is Remington?
emberBecky: my aunt's pitbull is the actual sweetest. He'll lay across three people's laps.
thejadedthief: I love big dogs and have a sweet husky girl
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Fancy_frenchman: Hi Ben lovely to see you at Philly and thanks for signing Ben Ben and Bearscape!
kimmibeans: If you two were dogs, what breeds would you be?
BusTed: Haha.
RealGamerCow: Kids legit ask those kinds of questions
jessieimproved: lol
kimmibeans: I always picture Ben as a corgi for some reason
jessieimproved: These do sound like real kids yeah
shurtal: my brother's pitbull, when he came over, would run full tilt into my bedroom door to open it, then jump in bed and burrow under the covers. I miss that beautiful idiot
OhaiMireiya: *cries in adult*
BrowneePoints: They broke and Ian fixed them
Juliamon: 100%
emberBecky: yep
SnackPak_: #BlameIan
neisan2112: Yes
whitebadgerwolf88:
My favorite dog would probably be a ball python, they are so cute 
pn55: Yuuup!
itira:
i wondered the same thing
ghyllnox: Yes
SkylerRingtail: I've been wondering about those wires for a week
Mr_Horrible: "fixed"
OhaiMireiya: Ben's a robot?!
TheWriterAleph: the answer to that question is usually 'yes'
Boon_33: Ian is responsible
Austere_Squire: Ben's in a low-budget scifi
saucemaster5000: You went full 80s inventor
pn55: "fixed"
SnackPak_: "broke" and "fixed"
ChippTunes: It’s gonna play anime soundtracks at you Ben
matthaus_c: vidja balls
saucemaster5000: nope
quasi79fu: up to the rough part
Austere_Squire: snow?
Juliamon: say you don't watch TTSF without saying you don't watch TTSF
DudelidouX: Then discover the wire didn't work
bblauren: WOOO
quasi79fu: I remember
PharaohBender27: We kept falling down
Mr_Horrible: not a damn clue
saucemaster5000: Dog ate the plot
matthaus_c: Jacob Callisto'd all over those Protocols
zeathean: the space was dead?
TophTheHermit: Some kinda space stuff
ghyllnox: It's debatable whether they actually were broken, but he fixed them!
itira: its been 84 years since we played this
Valbatross_: The best game of all time, Callisto Protocol
MegaDosX: It's Dark Space with the serial numbers filed off
quasi79fu: you turned on electric
teejayrivers: Some kind of protocol I think? (possibly)
neisan2112: We're gonna find the ROCK
laff_o_tron:
300 Yo Spoopsm'ns I found out that I basically work at Umbrella, the codes for doors are written on walls behind posters, and I am angry that a garbage trope exists in real life.
rosesmcgee: Ian "fixed" the part that wasn't broken
Eggmojii: Thanks Ian!
Nigouki: our ship got shot down? and we fell?
patrick_stonecrusher: Dead space was goin on
shamblingkrenshar: The only thing I remember is nonsense blender hitboxes
betweenmyself: Something something following pipes? I dunno
BusTed: She doesn't like us for an undisclosed reason.
Lobo_Apache: Dead Space but in Lost World
Blakemcm: yall are at the colony now and there are last of us zombies, that are maybe easier than the regular zombies
saucemaster5000: Oh shit I was closer than I thought
CururuGuasu: The warden has initiated…The Protocol!
ChippTunes: Ded Spase
Xenguin47: 'sup nerds?
Boon_33: we suspect some sort of monolith AKA deadspace
quasi79fu: You turned on electric
Tococrazy: Nope huh.
hatboozeparty: I remember alot of generic plot devices.
Valbatross_: Wow, my expectations have been subverted!
Pharmacistjudge:
Tuba, you have to take you medicine
Mr_Horrible: "Well I could *believe* it was a zombie virus, and doesn't that say a lot about the current state of affairs?"
Tangsm: You fell in a hole, and turned on a generator with the slowest moving power.
luke1x: Oh so twitch char
BusTed: "huh"
luke1x: Chat
Rhynerd: We earned the trust of Outer Way girl, for the most part. Now we just gotta secure the spaceship?
Eggmojii: You've woken up on the Sprawl after 3 years and you've worked your way through the ship but you need to get back to the Ishimura
Valbatross_: @mr_horrible sprays you with the spray bottle
saucemaster5000: why die on a hill after the flag is captured?
GhostValv: huh... whoospie doodle
Xenguin47: Oh RIGHT! This game
TemporallyAwry: She literally tried to kill you, and DID kill your buddy. The "oh well, oops" was so unfulfilling
jessieimproved: If you lose you lose
empyreon: I forgot that was our face
MegaDosX: You are Josh Duhamel
Mr_Horrible: @Valbatross_ MYAAAAAH! DISCOURSE! *hiss*
saucemaster5000: Robin Williams
karpma: ben affleck?
luke1x: So chat honest question... Is this game good?
Eggmojii: I think that's what happened
offbeatwitch: classic!
MegaDosX: I don't remember that part of Good Will Hunting
Mr_Horrible: luke1x it's competent
quasi79fu: here we go
OhaiMireiya: I met someone at a party who was convinced Andre the giant was actually someone with dwarfism and it was a conspiracy
Juliamon: luke1x It's fine but OG Dead Space is the same thing but cheaper
patrick_stonecrusher: @luke1x 6/10
teejayrivers: The only thing I remember from Elysium is that weird cookie cutter door breaching tool
saucemaster5000: @OhaiMireiya I want... to hear more of this conspiracy
gualdhar: oh yeah, I just finished The Blade Itself, that was amazing
Xenguin47: Wait.. did that say Skunk Gun?
luke1x: So the hype was just too real
Mr_Horrible: we just found 2 chests full of ammo. I smell a boss fight.
Boon_33: ominous boss noises+loot
Xenguin47: Didn't we see that in Despicable Me?
Valbatross_: Good, not geat
SkylerRingtail: "Uninspired" is the word that keeps coming to mind for me
TemporallyAwry: It's the Funko-Pop of action figures.
EMNetwork: it is legally distinct dead space
Mr_Horrible:
not true, Atomic Heart offers a protagonist who talks like they're insane and won't shut the fuck up 
quasi79fu: atomic heart is fine
OhaiMireiya: @OhaiMireiya basically the media was in on it, for reasons! I'm not sure why they thought this but it was certainly a confusing 30 mins
saucemaster5000: It's a McDonald's burger game
quasi79fu: i liked atomic heart
laundreydhull: Skunk gun? Like a spraying barrel?
ChippTunes: What if Bioshock but Soviet
neisan2112: And dosen't actually do it quite as well as the first one.
Gascitygaming: yeah i put like 2 hours into atomic heart and uninstalled, it felt like the worst parts of bioshock and duke nukem had a child
luke1x:
Ah I was hoping they would have built on the idea of dead space
mochabeanie: stick + riot gun
SK__Ren: The Horny Fridge?
Valbatross_: Honestly something about this game that irks me is that I feel like all the edges have been sanded off? Like it's not supposed to be interesting
dragonwarrior000: Recommend not emptying the platform right now
quasi79fu: yeah the Twins arent in it much
matthaus_c: the booby robots are just v marketable
Mr_Horrible: the most explicitly horny thing in the game is probably the fridge, yeah
OnyxOblivion: i want this game for no more than $20 but it will be a swiftly spent $20
gualdhar: the horny robots are only there when someone is watching you play
satyropodobny: Piza Tower is a distinguished platformer for a discerning Gamer
Boon_33: clearly Paul didn't linger in the stripclub
itira: there is no fridge!
Ryxiene: Man, I missed some context xD
teejayrivers: There is no fridge!
offbeatwitch: adam's favourite clip
Wrexadecimal: that vid is so good
luke1x: All I know of atomic heart is from Reddit which is way too horny
Mr_Horrible: absolute classic
fhorrigan: What about the horny doors?
ButButTheJesus: its like a 20 second thing on youtube
SymphonicLolita: 'you want the TRUTH? you want the fuckin TRUTH???'
offbeatwitch: dude the recent AI TTS streams have been nuts
neisan2112: Its legit one of the funniest clips on the internet
korvys: Noah Gervais?
Eggmojii: Paul doesn't strike me as a strip club kind of guy
quasi79fu: Oh the vending machine in Atomic heart gets a little PErverted though
matthaus_c: Action Button Reviews?
quasi79fu: LOL
EMNetwork: Noah Caldwell Gervais?
CamelAttack: NoahCaldwell?
Faulpyr: Action button
Orlantia: Adam, you need to watch "True Facts"
Gascitygaming: Caddicarus is one of my faves
fhorrigan: He talks about clothing for like 2 hours of the Doom review
ashesandmochi: hlvrai was so good
shendaras: But all those watch minutes
neisan2112: Good old HBomberGuy and not making anything shorter than 2 hours
Faulpyr: The 9 hour cyberpunk review is something else
hieroglyphica: Yeah you really got to consume those as background noise for your restless mind
dragonwarrior000: Joseph Anderson reviews
Mr_Horrible: I love how it was like "Long Review" and everyone was like "oh, it must be Noah"
itira: oooh yeah Ze Frank i miss his old videos
Mr_Horrible:
neisan2112: He's still making them
matthaus_c:
@neisan2112 he's trying so hard to make them shorter 
BusTed: Ben turns out this is impossible to search for.
eshplode: Oh I forgot about HL VR. I need to rewatch it
cidalfos: Zefrank just put one out today
niccus: what arc are you up to
Seth_Erickson: which part of naruto
Valbatross_: Action Button's 6 hour review of Boku No Natsuyasume legitimately made me and @ratstronomer cry
Seth_Erickson: ?
korvys: Captain Weeaboo Myfirstanime
Mr_Horrible: man makes an 8-hour retrospective on the entirety of RE and he will never escape it
Boon_33: loot cycle, gotta be a boss
neisan2112: @matthaus_c "TRYING"
patrick_stonecrusher: He's doing new ones and theyre GREAT
fhorrigan: Noah's got nothing on a lot of the long ass reviews out there. There's a 21 hour Skyrim video.
lamina5432: naruto is a good show
Darleysam: I think Jenny Nicholson's about the only one I'll drop everything to watch a 2-3hr video from
SymphonicLolita: amazing
raulghoulia: Dattebayo?
neisan2112: Thats incredible
bblauren: what
Eggmojii: OPTIMAL
korvys: Oh, who does that? Cause that sounds great
betweenmyself: Watch Naruto on 25x speed so it only take eight years to finish
Eggmojii: What a gamer
squ3e: I've heard naruto has a ton of filler and flashbacks
7gorobei: just skip the filler episodes and all is good
saucemaster5000: Does Naruto ever finally say "It's Narring time" and Ruto out?
NorthstarTex: that is an amazing way of doing it, imagine doing that for one piece
Type_One___: that's brilliant
BusTed: true
ChippTunes: The TikTokification of Naruto
luke1x: You can go down the Dragon Ball z abridged rabbit hole
matthaus_c: yeah dude Naruto is SO slow
SymphonicLolita: yeah honestly that person is doing god's work
Driosenth: longer than american DBZ?
hieroglyphica: I mostly consumed Naruto by fanfiction lol
Gooseblast: Any% Naruto speedrun
Orxolon: 80% filler
mochabeanie: one piece has a similar thing called "One Pace" its a sweet fan edit
Nebula662: I have genuinely sat down and watched a 7 hour retrospective of Morrowind
HorusFive: Just like an american football gmae
teejayrivers: Even if you skip the filler it still takes a while for things to happen
TheDailyMapleSyrup: One pice is the same
Austere_Squire: oh, a friend and I watched Naruto in a sort of fan-abridged version. It is a decent show with a lot of FANTASTIC stuff sandwiched between really Fine stuff
shamblingkrenshar: The Naruto anime has really brutal pacing
Dalouer: thats why i tend to read manga.. its a speedrun of the anime
Mr_Horrible: I like how these guys were apparently hiding on this tram the whole time
Boon_33: it's no DDLC
raulghoulia: Flashback to 5 minutes ago in the same episode
OnyxOblivion: dodge and weave dodge and weave
hieroglyphica: Yo, I've watched a 5 hour scathing breakdown of the new Dr. Who
CaptinOfBeez: filler episodes really kill the pace too
Dalrint: I think this was the hardest part of the game.
korvys: Ben - how do I find this edited Naruto?
mochabeanie: i think thats why they gave you so many battery packs
ButButTheJesus: don't worry about selling, just go
KeytarCat:
I was worried It was going to get someone
Lobo_Apache: @shamblingkrenshar what... (filler) do... (filler) you.... filler filler filler FILLER) mean?
saucemaster5000: @HorusFive Americans think the same thing of soccer, it's a no-win scenario of watching things you don't get going back and forth on grass
e_bloc:
390 selling like he's shawn michaels vs hogan
OnyxOblivion: ive been watching a 20 hour documentary on the making of Psychonauts 2 and its the best thing ive seen in YEARS
niccus: which part do you mean by "new dr. who", like dr 9 onwards, latest dr, or
sherlock_olms: One piece is my favorite anime, but dear lord it takes FOREVER for stuff to happen.
hieroglyphica: Like I will listen to an arbitrary amount of media criticism, even about media I have never been interested in watching and still won't
laff_o_tron:
210 anyway i have to get ready for said job at notUmbrella
teejayrivers: I know the exact 5 hour Dr Who video. Jay Exci right?
ButButTheJesus: ok sorry
TemporallyAwry:
I watch a 2 hour video about the difference between Mill and Discard, and it was great 
Darleysam: 90% of my thought-process before clicking on any video is "what is this telling the youtube algorithm to recommend me next, and do I want that"
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Juliamon: oh yeah the Spice 8 Rack vid, it's so good
OhaiMireiya: the filler eps on Naruto did me in
hieroglyphica: @niccus I think it was specifically the latest 3 seasons actually, so the new new
SymphonicLolita: the only two channels I have the patience to watch anything over an hour long is Defunctland and Down The Rabbit Hole
betweenmyself:
Saving so much time on Naruto just gives Ben that much more time to watch DHMIS season 1
Valbatross_: I love long videos in general, but nothing irks me more than a video that clearly has nothing to recommend itself by except "this is entirely too long"
hieroglyphica: And yes it was Jay Exci XD
niccus: i wish spice8rack the best but i cannot condone a lifestyle of listening to EATEOT in the shower
Boon_33: so anyways then i started blasting
BusTed: Haha.
Xenguin47: Is this where we're supposed to GRP and throw them into the giant fans?
NorthstarTex: How could you say that about K-9!?
MegaDosX: That's honestly not even the silliest thing in Doctor Who
neisan2112: I only got into it cus my parents watch it in college and got excited for the new one
BrowneePoints: K9
ChippTunes: Doctor Woof
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ThorSokar: Robot Dog was OLD dr. who
Mr_Horrible: "This looks dumb" is honestly an accurate description of Dr. Who, but that's kinda the appeal
raulghoulia: K 9
ThorSokar: K9 the robo dog
ArtemisHuntress: K9 the robot dog!
diceinbox: I fricken love K9
SK__Ren: K-9 is a product of its time
saucemaster5000: Didn't they try to do a spinoff with the robot dog?
Mr_Horrible: it was big sci-fi stories on a LOOOOW budget
neisan2112: He was in the new ones too
LithelyUnshod: He's in one Tennant ep
neisan2112: Only some
itira: hahahaha
SymphonicLolita:
SnackPak_:
Dog_of_Myth:
jessieimproved: Hey! <puts knitting away>
shendaras: He briefly showed up in the 2005 series along with Sarah Jane.
Mr_Horrible: Ben if you're too accurate it just sounds mean
BusTed: Raise your hand if you were called out.
ThorSokar: Graham Knits?
tidehollowcat: Holy shit Ben
ButButTheJesus: ben. ben pls.
MegaDosX: Yeah he showed up in a David Tennant episode
Valbatross_: Dr. who fans have been upset for years
SmoreThanAFeelin:
Astramentha: …..noooooo
MWGNZ:
Juliamon: Someone clip that for Sarah please
itira: roasted
laundreydhull: Does Dragonball's Namek arc surpass the entirety of Dragonball pre-Saiyan adventures?
HolyHadouken: you crochet with HOOKS Ben
ratstronomer: I didnt learn the premise of doctor who and thought “why did they change the main actors”
ghyllnox: Crochet HOOKS Ben
Darleysam: that's cool just distract them with a "which Dr Who assistant are you??" quiz from buzzfeed
neisan2112: Ben plz don't talk about my mom like that
DrAegirinePyrope: lol literally a doctor who fan here about to start crocheting....
RealGamerCow:
Sorry it's not as cool as fucking Naruto.
luke1x: Adam you got on the shit list of the PTA women
saucemaster5000: Doctor who is in the same drawer as the simpsons. It's fine
tidehollowcat: That is surprisingly accurate to the Doctor Who fans I know.
hieroglyphica: I loved the old dr who l, my stepdad had an intense VCR collection of them. Some real lost tapes shit, I got to see a holiday special when I was young and I didn't discover until later that it had been "lost" at that time
empyreon: help I resemble that remark
NotCainNorAbel: now now now....crochet and knitting are differnt things
Orlantia: Is there a Naruto abridged that's good?
karpma: paul thomas anderson?
matthaus_c: the shoe fits!
ThorSokar: This fight is a bastard, it's not just you taking a week off
shendaras: Sometimes there's a type.
squ3e: Damn blasted
Mr_Horrible: I watch the holiday specials and stuff with family, but I don't really keep up with the series
matthaus_c: it's gotta be the shoe
Darleysam: berries? razzed. Hotel? Trivago
DrAegirinePyrope: Ha! Well called, honestly
quasi79fu: this part sucked for me
CataclysmicReverb: Someone's gotta keep scarfs popular
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Valbatross_: Oh, you should spend your Callisto bucks on the Moonlight Great sword
El_Funko: I just watched it all through again ready for tomorrow
Mr_Horrible: "Those days are forever behind me" *Ted somehow redeems Boshy Time again*
El_Funko: very excited
hieroglyphica: Someone joined that all doctor who game have way too much polyfill and you know, I haven't seen it necessarily disproved yet
BlackIsis: It's no Andor!
MegaDosX: You could do worse than that tbh
ratstronomer: Tbh there are so many bad scarves out there, knitting your own ensures maximum cozy
shurtal: POP UP ENEMY
hieroglyphica: *fans eh
Boon_33: T pose of power!
Inquisitor_Xian: he T-posed on ya
raulghoulia: and a couple episodes of Book of Boba Fett
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: My dad's seen every SW movie in theaters and he's more excited for season 3 than any SW property since before I was born
cmdrzellgaudis: Will Adam and wheeler do another play it forward when the Elden ring dlc comes out?
SorintheCat: ok wth is a moonlight great sword? ive heard it referenced twice now
Orxolon: pedro pascal man,the appointed protect the baby character
saucemaster5000: I hope it's 10 hrs of Mark Hamill weirdly de-aged and the yoda muppet making jokes about "well that just happened!"
Cptasparagus: Ben did you see Narcos?
laff_o_tron: Im just bummed out that i need to see Fett before i can match S3 of Mando
Eggmojii: I'm usually way behind on shows but I just watched Ep 4 of TLoU so im way ahead by my standards
TheAwkes: The real star of the Mandolorian is Pedro Pascal's Daddy Voice.
Type_One___:
SymphonicLolita: that was the good shit
Mazrae: If only I could get into that show it would be a good thing to watch on my birthday on Friday
matthaus_c: @SorintheCat it's a weapon in pretty much every From Software game for a long time now
Type_One___: we had pop up in the states
SymphonicLolita: nooo RIP teletoon
emberBecky: pop up video was in the states too. VH1 I think
Blue_Anteater: @laff_o_tron (you really only need to watch two episodes, and boba isn't even in them)
eshplode:
Really? Damn
Nigouki: YTV was always better than teletoon anyway
ThorSokar: Canadian regulators let that happen?
betweenmyself:
@loadingreadyrun how you boys holding up with the announcement that the Elden Ring expansion IS NOT just Bloodbourne?
Boon_33: the cartoon merger wars have begun!
tidehollowcat: I got to introduce some people to Concerned Children's Advertisers today.
laundreydhull: Am catching up in Boba Fett up to Chapter 5 so far.
Eggmojii: Any Radio Active fans in the chat?
Type_One___: Canadian Controversy!
Boon_33: as a yoot
SymphonicLolita: real
Eggmojii: that was always my favourite
teejayrivers: When I hear "Staple of Canadian television" the first thing I think of is Red Green
shurtal: PJ Phil is Shang Tsun
Valbatross_: I only watched other shows when I couldn't mainline Zoboomafoo
itira: wait wait wait.. why did they scar you for life?
Gascitygaming: was jsut thinking of that!
matthaus_c: it's fascinating to be here for conversations on cultural touchstones I have no earthly connection to
LithelyUnshod: Teletoon had the late night MTV block though
diceinbox: Any Crashbox fans out there
itira: oh nooo
Hpjones10: How about fries with that?
itira: thats horrible
Eggmojii: Radio Active, beloved YTV sitcom
lackingsanity: Oh my god
Darleysam: oh Adam, just seen your Destiny music tweet. Absolute best choice right there, stone cold banger
Mr_Horrible: I am in awe of how dull this whole segment is
Boon_33: oofa!
10of9: Hey Adam, I recently finished reading the First Law series and for some reason, I can't stop picturing The Bloody Nine as Sarkhan from mtg
Mr_Horrible: like someone on the team *HAD* to have a better idea than this
Boon_33: Doofa
laff_o_tron: Ok i actually need to go
Valbatross_: This is like all the fallout 3 dlcs where they just throw 40 goddamn enemies in a row at you
BrowneePoints: Expac just dropped
Darleysam: Shell of What Was / Gambit for anyone interested
BrowneePoints: massive mechanical changes
laff_o_tron: The Awoken theme is the best
BrowneePoints: basically restarting
Mazrae: Ben and Adam, I have a question, do you guys have any idea what I should do for my birthday this Friday I'm turning 32
Gascitygaming: Start of a big expansion is the best time, whether it's for you or not is up to you.
saucemaster5000: Don't believe the drug dealer on your corner
Valbatross_: If you've got a spare 120 hours to grind it's an ok time
Faulpyr: I may have just started downloading it
Darleysam: I'd say Cam's going to be your best perspective on that
Ferisar: did somebody say density 2
Dalrint: Didn't they remove a bunch of the old story content from destiny?
SymphonicLolita: Destiny 2.5 368/5 Days New Story Finale
El_Funko: There's never been a better time to play Tarkov
Ritaspirithntr: No big dave?
ThorSokar: Might I suggest Vampire Survivors, the numbers go up very pleasingly
El_Funko: actually it's pretty terrible right now
Inquisitor_Xian:
speaking of WoW, digging the hell out of your keystone grind videos Adam
Valbatross_: I try to get back into destiny about once a year and the light level grind before I'm allowed to do anything interesting is brutal
quasi79fu: i feel taht...just finished atomic heart ...Dont have new game to play until my Dead Island 2 comes out
EvilBadman: @el_funko Doubt
BusTed: Dedication to the craft.
code1300: Doesn’t gram a cam play destiny could see if they got any way in
Mr_Horrible: ewwwwwwww
BusTed: Like every week.
saucemaster5000: After edits that's 10 good minutes!
Ferisar: oh week 2 again
Valbatross_: OOF
Valbatross_: my ancient healer bones just activated
itira: daaamn
azninsect: oooh is it time for "health bar on my neck guy"
MrPipboy3000: Returnal his PC Ben, you can try that
MWGNZ:
YTfriendofsquirrel: #based
Fanklok: Ben you left for 1 week and Adam turned this into an anime kissing stream
ratstronomer: Those weeks made me anxious
Omthebox: Cant wait to see what memes we get from the speed up sequence in that episode
Gascitygaming: freaking AMAZING!
ThorSokar: Returnal is GREAT
Valbatross_: Grievous bursting aka "fuck you disc priests"
fastlane250: return Al
YTfriendofsquirrel: needs more squirrels
NorthstarTex: 3rd person shooter bullet hell? sign me up
gibbousm: there's Warframe if you want to do a bunch of grinding and fashionframe
luke1x: Oh yeah how is the new MH expansion?
saucemaster5000: Never too late to get into Leisure Suit Larry
tehfewl: I'm Octopath Traveling
NorthstarTex: Fashion frame is best endgame
YTfriendofsquirrel: adam i wanna see you confirm into super this next boss with a nice okizemi set up aegis reflector
Mr_Horrible: it's academic because my graphics card can't handle it, but I've seen a lot of reports from folks that the PC version of Wild Hearts is p buggy?
BusTed: "I said timeout!"
OnyxOblivion: im Chaining Echoes
Ferisar: true
SymphonicLolita:
ThorSokar: WAT
SnackPak_: wtf
azninsect: WOOOW
Mr_Horrible: by that logic ARK is the best game ever
saucemaster5000: only 3????
Valbatross_: In dollars per gigabytes
Ferisar: why isn't it 8 gigabites
quasi79fu: this is a rough section
UnusuallyLargeMoth: there's a soulslike called Wo Long coming out in like three days
Ferisar: b i t e s
SK__Ren: How many GB is the original Mario?
itira:
its ok Ben is entertaining us 
ThorSokar: not surprising this section blows
goombalax: we're here for a long time, not a good time
Mr_Horrible: oh my GOD
ChippTunes: been jamming Ace Combat 7: what if everyone in the Air Force talked like an anime protagonist
YTfriendofsquirrel: LOL
SnackPak_: wild
SK__Ren: lol
SymphonicLolita: that's so funny
azninsect: wild
EvilBadman: Wo Long rules if you're on that Nioh kick
PharaohBender27:
TheWriterAleph: omg
ratstronomer: File size direct correlation to quality
Mr_Horrible: Person, turn on your location
Valbatross_: I'm gonna assume that's some expert bait
Ferisar: 300... megabytes
SK__Ren: Texture bloat
Mr_Horrible: I just wanna talk
ThorSokar: 5/5 stars best game I ever played
Xafty: that person must be THE BEST game dev
MegaDosX: Unless they're meming
betweenmyself:
Super Mario Bros is only 32KB? PASS!
Fanklok: I mean if you value your games by volume it makes sense
azninsect: incredible synapses on this steam reviewer
Dalrint: Nobody tell them te original mario is 32kb
luke1x: I'll take bad takes for 500 alec
MegaDosX: You're welcome Ben
HorusFive: Neat- we've swapped "hours of content" for literal size of file
SkylerRingtail: I lost brain cells just from hearing that
MegaDosX: Feel free!
itira: very good lolol
azninsect: your meme? my meme.
OhaiMireiya: say you don't know how to make a game without saying I don't know how to make a game
azninsect: OUR meme
MegaDosX: I didn't come up with it
SK__Ren: yooooink
SquareDotCube: give that man a ficus
UnusuallyLargeMoth: Oxygen Thief I am stealing that and using it the next time my friends are idiots
teejayrivers: Time to release a game with uncompressed textures to pad out the value
ButButTheJesus: The original Final Fantasy VI was like the size of an MP3, it must suck
Ferisar: damn baldur's gate 3 is about to be the best game ever made
MousseFilledCat: There are legit crits to octopath traveler, but that isn’t one of them
Ferisar: over 100 gigabytes
MegaDosX: Anyone may use the term oxygen thief, I feel like it's very visceral and appropriate
OnyxOblivion: Warzone is FREE and eats up 100 GB on my xbox, the value is real
MrPipboy3000: REALLY? I had a teacher that used to tell dummies to carry around a plant to replace the oxygen they're stealing ...
Mr_Horrible: because we all know what gamers want, and its games taking up more space
Austere_Squire: i measure my games by the gallon, you see
luke1x: Must be an American who only gets the super size
SymphonicLolita: lossless audio let's fucking go
azninsect: im now shipping all of my products with a 100GB text file
EvilBadman:
If you value streams by value, this one is best
Valbatross_: When I was a tiny child a friend of mine called somebody a "moon-faced assassin of joy" and that stuck in my brain forever
lannersong: way more
Ferisar: oh yeah
rosesmcgee: your ISP will love that, charge you for overages all day
Phailhammer: Sounds like the same sort of person who complains Minecraft has "shit graphics."
cobthegreat: It's probably 40 hours longer though
azninsect: 60gb is like...a patch
neisan2112: Octopath is also waaay longer game than RE
EikoandMog: Destiny 2 for Best Game Ever
saucemaster5000: Hitman 2 was over 100G
BusTed: I thknk WoW was like 85
Mr_Horrible: FatShark ahead of the curb with Vermintide 2 being like 100 gigs
MWGNZ: cod was over 200gb
EvilBadman: Volume, dammit
RealGamerCow: Forza Horizon 5 takes up 130 GB on my drive
Kelderan: Took 20 hours to DL my game. 10/10 best reason for ISP to charge per gig a year.
MidnighterKnight: *starts installing everty minecraft mod in existance*
betweenmyself: A screenshot of SMB1 literally takes up more memory than the game itself.
shamblingkrenshar: COD is big enough that some consoles can't fit it on their built in storage
ButButTheJesus: If you want the full COD game and all the modes it was like 200?
MagicalAttackGecko: Gross, my tiny internet can't take 60gb
SK__Ren: Man screw CoD. I stopped playing them when I had to make 10GB patches everyday just for Shader adjustments
NotCainNorAbel: SMB is 32KB must be unplayable
goombalax: games will literally just redownload the whole thing in patches now, its egregious
YTfriendofsquirrel: 2 Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare - 235 GB
TheAwkes: FH5 is 123.5 right now.
OnyxOblivion: god, i had to uninstall forza without finishing, i needed the space back
SquareDotCube: one day COD will know what zlib is
Gascitygaming: GTA5 is like 120
Mr_Horrible: Disgusten
fastlane250: compression and optimization are dead arts apparently because "just buy more storage lmao"
PharaohBender27:
Kelderan: Wait, hold on. Yeah. Are we sure an ISP that charges per GB didn't make that steam comment?
YTfriendofsquirrel: its half my laptop
SymphonicLolita: yeah nah
Ferisar: oh yeah that's still a thing
TemporallyAwry: And I feel suspicious downloading anything bigger than 10gb
OnyxOblivion: physical still will have a 100 GB patch, bet
itmightbemikey: Physical copies themselves have massive downloads for AAA games
SquareDotCube: Ben please, physcial copies are just a download code
Driosenth: Original Doom 2.49 MB
pimiento: the physical copy doesn't help, there's nothing on them
eshplode: And then you buy a boxed copy that’s just a download code in an empty case
Inquisitor_Xian: even the physical copies have you installing 50ish gigs of shit lol
lamina5432: physical still requires a download
CaptinOfBeez: physical copy will still just patch as soon as it starts
ButButTheJesus: @Kelderan ah, makes sense
saucemaster5000: Just do it during dial-up when your parents are asleep
Lithobraker: As if the physical copy doesn't have a 50GB day 1 patch
Fanklok: "Physical copy" is the disc that tells you system to download something
Kelderan: Gotta download the next two years worth of DLC *forehead*
Mr_Horrible:
"I have downloaded CoD, but have no internet left with which to play CoD"
dragonwarrior000: Still gotta DL the day 1 patch
luke1x: Remember when consoles had like and 8 mb memory card
YTfriendofsquirrel: adam you gotta confirm low forward into super
neisan2112: I mean physical's gonna make it only 150 G instead of 200
azninsect: go left
BrowneePoints: That was VERY Jerry Seinfeld Adam
Boon_33: !left
Valbatross_: I wonder if game companies realize that if they make a 250 gb game every consumer has to weight it against like having six other games installed
BrowneePoints: "I was holding left!" "he was holding left"
Gooseblast:
Stage left?
betweenmyself: Relax, only 84% of COD files are used to mine crypto with background processes
goombalax: when I was in tech support I got a call because a kid downloaded the whole lord of the rings trilogy to their phone at 10 cents a kilobyte
Gascitygaming: chick poink
TheMerricat: This is just empirical proof my modded Skyrim install of 250gb is a masterpiece
ArtemisHuntress: I bought the physical copy of Skyrim back in the day. Went to the store at midnight and everything. Got home, opened the box, and inside was just a sign telling us to download it.
Boon_33: !advice
Valbatross_: Because I definitely have stopped playing games because I needed the space
OnyxOblivion: adam know who he wants to play in SF6 yet?
Fanklok: There's a stream of AI generated steamed hams
ButButTheJesus: what if you went right Jerry?
Mr_Horrible: "Let's have a combat corridor, but it's not a corridor it's the same room, and it's just 7 waves of 5 enemies each that all 2-shot you"
Mr_Horrible:
YTfriendofsquirrel: big games make you not want to uninstall because you might play again like a bear sized parasite
SymphonicLolita: when I first downloaded nier automata on my terrible internet it literally took 2 days
lannersong: crap that's m e
NotCainNorAbel: lol
Gooseblast:
itira: thats ... me ... lol
Dog_of_Myth: Oh yeah
lannersong: I show up and highjack our audio bot and blast annoying music. So yes, on brand
Juliamon: I'm in this meme and I don't like it
YTfriendofsquirrel: yeah thats me lol every month or 3
NorthstarTex: seinfeld baseline goes here
Fanklok: Am i... am I a Kramer?
CataclysmicReverb: Yeah... I'll cop to being a Discord Kramer
SymphonicLolita: yeah that's me
EvilBadman: Which jordan/Jordynne
ThorSokar: you just described about 2/3 of the VST, holy crap
YTfriendofsquirrel: back in 2007 i downloaded WoW on my Macbook through WiFI , some say im still downloading to this day...
NotCainNorAbel: I'm more of a Discord Newman.
EvilBadman: That tracks
Mr_Horrible: "And I took that personally"
Gooseblast: Draven main
LithelyUnshod: What about Michael B Jordan?
SnackPak_: that checks out
saucemaster5000: You want folks to take time out of real life to be a discord Jerry or fucking George?
niccus: what's the ranking of jordans in your discord
EvilBadman: He needs to be Dunk, Ben
Darleysam: Mick Gordon, just to tell everyone you've been saying his name wrong
BusTed: Had to check
YTfriendofsquirrel: LOL basically Tyler1 lol send it down if you get anythign but adc
lackingsanity: Well maybe you need to examine that ben
BrowneePoints: Speaking of which Ben, that Aurelion Sol rework is NEAT
YTfriendofsquirrel: and draven too
Mr_Horrible: BrowneePoints they fixed the double-ult bug, right?
Kelderan: @niccus Come on. That's like making someone choose between their children. So, should be easy =D
soundbiteofdeath: it is way overpowered
matthaus_c:
can't help but follow Adam when he hums Giorno's Theme
OnyxOblivion: the new 2v2v2v2 mode coming up in League sounds fun
YTfriendofsquirrel: TFT and ARAMs are so chill for late night vibes with the homies
ThorSokar: the hand sniff, hahahaa
rosesmcgee: This is dead space, specifically that one PA comic. "i don't know what you want me to tell you Mindworm"
Dog_of_Myth: Dark and Darker looked sweet from what I've saw
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darkhalcyon: Did Ben finish Engage?
saucemaster5000: Hunie Pop, obvs
quasi79fu: oh its long
quasi79fu: and brutal
Kelderan: How long was it?
niccus: how long you got
ghyllnox: Is there a release plan for dark and darker?
BusTed: Classic group of ninjas fight.
YTfriendofsquirrel: they like to watch sick combos
blip2004: I'm wondering how long they'll wait till they through the Regenerator at you in this one
betweenmyself: Think Dark and Darker said they doing another preview in April?
matthaus_c: what did we name the little beast spirit again
OhaiMireiya: so that's a no then =3
matthaus_c: Little Jim?
EikoandMog: I finished Xenoblade Chronicles 2 and don't know what to do wiht my life now.
goombalax: Fire emblem confirmed forgettable
BrindleBoar: even zombies queue better than the people at <local eatery>
EikoandMog: 77 Hours, done.
quasi79fu: ahhaahha
tehfewl: new Elden ring DLC confirmed
BusTed:
ChippTunes: Real talk I’ve been playing Paper Mario again and it’s fresh as hell
SymphonicLolita: there's too many emblems of fire, they should branch out a little
quasi79fu: adam thinks he is done
Gooseblast: GAMING
Ferisar: also ben i don't think i was there for the tier list you'll have to find it yourself
Gascitygaming: Rule of 3? no third wave?
itira: ding dang eh
Ferisar: you discord sweaty
Gascitygaming: ah there it is
OhaiMireiya: the crispest of high fives
YTfriendofsquirrel: WERE GAMING FAM
EvilBadman: That and q1 has been unrelenting with games
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TheWriterAleph: the twins!
BusTed: Ettin
rosesmcgee: The Thing?
Mr_Horrible: yo what that mouth do?
Boon_33: twins!
karpma: twins?
SpazzyC: That seemed very repetitive.
Delalelilolu: what if guy was 2 guys
Rhynerd: Playing Phantom Brigade while watching this stream.
azninsect: 2 heads, how many braincells though
OhaiMireiya: the akira we have at home
HadesLeprechaun: gotta be easy, he has TWO weak points
Rhynerd: Oh, this lad
Dalrint: Something I learned way too late. When he is stunned, melee combo him.
Gooseblast: Ez 2 for 1 trade
TheWriterAleph: i fought this guy in Sons of the Forest yesterday
Boon_33: throw it in the choppah!
teejayrivers: Callisto Protocol asks the tough philosophical questions like "What if there was a dude who was two dudes?"
BusTed: Surely you can bait it into the fans
MegaDosX: I can think of a handful, but they are often more of a chore than anything tbh
YTfriendofsquirrel: i saw this guy in the 711 parking lot last night at 2 am
TheWriterAleph: WHOA
BusTed: Brutal
Gascitygaming: Been craving some Valheim lately actually, those fights were good
betweenmyself: Dead weight
MegaDosX: Wow, you got chunked
Rhynerd: Is this the first of these enemies they’ve fought?
Kelderan: Wait. Do we need that?>
NorthstarTex: Rude!? What did the other side do to em?
saucemaster5000: I'm sure I'm not the only one watching who had no idea they were in a boss fight
PigmyOcelot: holy moly
Delalelilolu: he killed sarosh
Mr_Horrible: if it didn't I'd be writing a letter
rosesmcgee: punched right off
TemporallyAwry: So is it weird that they made all the monsters naked, but kept the flesh-tone, or is that just me?
foxofazzy: whats the story for this game?
OnyxOblivion: have you tried giving him a hug?
code1300: The teeth
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lackingsanity: Dead space bosses were also pretty ass so at least this game comes by it honestly
BusTed: Yeah
CaptinOfBeez: is aadam going to finish DDLC?
demondrinkingtea: Lmao sure we'll go with that
TheWriterAleph: yeah, i'm playing it co-op
BusTed: And there's definitely some freaky stuff in that game.
Omthebox: Sounds good to me
demondrinkingtea: Dumbest thumb on mobile
doubledbear: It's like if the Gaping dragon was a human
YTfriendofsquirrel: spooky forest or spooky basement?
betweenmyself: @captinofbeez said he would return at some point
MegaDosX: I'm getting big Kevdak vibes from this guy actually
teejayrivers: Why would the Forest that is also your dad spook you like that D:
Ferisar: more like sucks of the forest
CaptinOfBeez: neat! no rush man its a lot
Mr_Horrible: I'm interested to see what all they've refined and fixed. OG The Forest was still preeeetty buggy on launch, and they never really fixed most of it.
MegaDosX: Between ripping off part of himself to continue fighting plus looking like he got bisected from above
diceinbox: Yeah. But I was watching multiple streams of sons of the forest and it’s currently so broken that I’d wait until playing it
Ferisar: LOL
OnyxOblivion: more importantly, when is the next Putt Putt stream
Orxolon: Adam,did Doki Doki scared you?
groulux: Yeah was tere a vod of doky part 2?
Ferisar: honestly the break will be nice
Orxolon: honest question
MegaDosX:
But Ben, this is Dead Space 
TheWriterAleph: sons of the forest is way more open world survival than horror, but it has its moments
RayFK: Ferisar is just upset because its Ferisar
Gascitygaming: I just don't like games where i can lose stuff while i'm not playing, like The Forest and Rust
NorthstarTex: when DDLC happens, it happens.
saucemaster5000: sounds lame
itira: XD
quasi79fu: YOu did it
Juliamon: Orxolon It wasn't "scared" so much as just really impacted by it
Dalrint: I hate to admit it, but it's better than the original deadspace
RayFK: Ferisar in the corner fapping over Dead Space
quasi79fu: niiice
azninsect: has a printer
YTfriendofsquirrel: G G E Z
Kelderan: Gotem
BusTed: They ate a CPU printer
Ferisar: @RayFK ew
HadesLeprechaun: that definitely looks like a boss that will become a regular enemy
Kelderan: Not the meta. That was his brain, Ben
RayFK: @Ferisar I went too far I'll admit
ChippTunes: Ded Spase 💯
PMAvers: I mean, there are no longer any of those unlock node doors. Game good.
Mr_Horrible: Adam to that boss: "You know... there *is* a casual queue..."
Loa_Ayizan: Did they print themselves the second head?
Spades_Slicc: GG E Zed*
Xenguin47: I noticed that the second DDLC vod was missing and kinda assumed why it wasn't there. That game hits some feels/buttons at some points.
MegaDosX: That's what we're here for
HorusFive: Yeah- that sounds like Twitter all over
PMAvers: Who in the hell thought it was a good idea to make you spend your upgrade materials to unlock a door
saucemaster5000: People say funny things on twitter now?
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Juliamon: the DDLC VOD will be uploaded eventually, for now it's not available.
azninsect: i mean, why bother when we can be here saying funny things.
LordZarano: What about on mastodon?
Boon_33: and dodge, and shoot
RayFK: dodge and shoot man
RayFK: damnit
patrick_stonecrusher: Whats a twidder?
matthaus_c:
Gio! Gio! 
SymphonicLolita: the fact that it
Boon_33:
o hey, rayfk is here
SymphonicLolita: dammit enter
tidehollowcat: That theme is stuck in my head more than usual today
SymphonicLolita: the fact that it's the finale music of all things really gets me
TheWriterAleph: colon-y
BrowneePoints: Speaking of JoJo, did you ever pick that back up Adam?
teejayrivers: Colonoscopy monkaS
Mr_Horrible: wow, cowards didn't end the word one letter early
Mazrae: Circle straith shoot man
doubledbear: Marty!
kumatsu: NO RESPECT, NOT EVEN FROM A GENETIC ZOMBIE
Mazrae: !badadvice
LRRbot: Try parrying the fire.
betweenmyself:
Dammit Bobby!
doubledbear: The service tunnel Marty
BusTed: a wry little smile
Ferisar: status: dead
Lithobraker: It's John Laurenitis
TheWriterAleph: maybe he had a stroke
CururuGuasu: Gotta get that neck goo
patrick_stonecrusher: Been watchin too much KOTH, channeling Hank Hill
BrindleBoar: at least you're identifiable, that's the point of it
EvilBadman: Some say Ben still does that for headshots
NorthstarTex: all one take
EikoandMog: The best is a friend of mine who got his ID while he had to wear an eye patch. He was a safety officer for a laser lab.
Saintnex: Its soo good
YTfriendofsquirrel: vibrant and lively Churchill Square !!!
Ferisar: you should play the new one
BrowneePoints: Game of the Year
Enki1256: Ragnarok was amazing
luke1x: New ones a banger!
Xafty: the new one is great
Ferisar: it is good
Cptasparagus: new one is 10/10
HadesLeprechaun: Ragnarok did incredibly well
BrowneePoints: Better than Elden Ring
Delalelilolu: even from the menu its one shot
ThorSokar: the new one is good too
luke1x: Would recommend both
OnyxOblivion: new one is even better imo
Gooseblast: Banger alert
Omthebox: my sister liked it
NorthstarTex: almost got game of the year
betweenmyself: New one super good
SnackPak_: the cinematography in og GoW is amazing
EvilBadman: Ragnarok is v good
MegaDosX: I have heard good things about the new one
saucemaster5000: Remember when you noticed there was no cut and there was no actual story progression till the trailer at the end of the next game?
luke1x: I mean it could be spoopy?
lamina5432: I'e heard the new one is hand holdy
Seth_Erickson: Not wrong yet
doubledbear: Remember when elevators were our loading screens?
raulghoulia: Ragnarok fucks
BusTed: Unlock Bloodborne mode
Ferisar: shadow of the erdbloodborne2
blip2004: there are hints it involves dreams
Mr_Horrible: I mean, who knows what's in the Shadow of the Erdtree
Ferisar: shut up adam
Ferisar: give it to me
Faulpyr: The combination colony Taco Bell
Ferisar: ararehrahrara
ButButTheJesus: I've heard the new has a lot of the Boy telling you how to solve a puzzle as soon as you enter an area, like he won't shut up
Mazrae: Ben and Adam, I have a question, I have no idea what to do on my birthday on Friday do you guys have any suggestions
EvilBadman: Someday we'll get bloodborne PC
OnyxOblivion: you wont get bloodborne pc but you might get bloodborne remake by bluepoint
kumatsu: @Mazrae Escape roooooom
Mr_Horrible: I thought Ben was gonna say "Apparently their next idea is some kinda core... covered in armor"
ChippTunes: Bloodb2rne
teejayrivers: I'm not sure where they would go with Bloodborne 2, but in the tiny chance they actually make it I'm down for whatever
Ferisar: TRUUUUE
El_Funko: I took that to mean more multiplayer and potentially risking gear
YTfriendofsquirrel: @Mazrae i feed squirrels on my bday i love it lol im weird
betweenmyself:
Escape from that Fucking Rat that Keeps Killing Me 
Ferisar: bloodborne kart looks dope
Mr_Horrible: Bunlith doing God's work
Driosenth: Next thing is Armored Core, YEAH
Austere_Squire: Ben and I gonna have to fight
lannersong: Ben earned his ability to smack talk
SmoreThanAFeelin:
whitebadgerwolf88:
Finally getting a PS5 soon, then I can play Ragnarok!! Can't wait
Kaorti: heck yeah armored core
teejayrivers: Bloodborne 2: Featuring Micolash duo
ThorSokar: I LOVE hearing screaming for a solid 50+ hours in a row
Mr_Horrible: Micolash
Seth_Erickson: Micolash
Seth_Erickson: Maliketh is the black blade
Mr_Horrible: OooooooOOOOhhhhhhhh
Ferisar: AWOOOO
OnyxOblivion: Micolash, Host Of The Nightmare
BusTed: headcage man
EvilBadman: Witches are the pinnacle of Game Design
SK__Ren: I had no issues fighting Micolash
Austere_Squire: Micolash is the worst fight
tehfewl: Kos, or as some say Kosm
Ferisar: micolash is the best worst boss fight ever
Juliamon: some call him Kosm
matthaus_c: eventually you forget all about Micolash and your head is all Ludwig and Maria
lannersong: Mr Tee Hee Catch Me Catch Me
NorthstarTex: "OOOOOO a Hunter is a Hunter even in a dream!"
Mr_Horrible: no one holds the opinion of "Micolash is my favorite" unironically
OnyxOblivion: id fight micolash twice over rom once
silenceaux: Micolash is a question of if you find the concept novel and funny
MegaDosX: Stealth? No we don't know her.
doubledbear: Every time i tuned in for let's nope bloodborne it was a bad boss fight so that's my entire experience of it
TemporallyAwry: A boss that gives YOU the jukes - and it's exactly as frustrating as you'd expect.
Lithobraker: After armored core From needs to give us a new Metal Wolf Chaos
Darleysam: "oh noooo don't chase me"
Austere_Squire: But Ludwig is the best boss and I will die on that hill, defending from anyone who says that was a bad boss
OhaiMireiya: bonk
YTfriendofsquirrel: FACE CLAPPED
BusTed: I heard the Smash sound with that hit.
OnyxOblivion: we got vicar amelia, father gassy
TheWriterAleph: my head? no, YOUR head
lannersong: Amelia is alright
EvilBadman: So no head?
groulux: Bloodborne is still my favorite of the fromsoft but I get how it is not the best for everyone
Darleysam: I think you have to call them 'mid'
Mr_Horrible: Amygdala I still love. Phase 3 very cool
saucemaster5000: Best boss fight of all time? Bed of Chaos. Come at me, platformer haters
SK__Ren: Ebrietas was the one that almost made me rage quit
meepsalot: Lady Maria, favorite fight of the game
Ferisar: gasc was good adam
NorthstarTex: Daddy Gascan is good
Ferisar: get outta here
Mr_Horrible: Gascoigne is good, you're wrong if you say otherwise
ThorSokar: the gascoin arena SUCKS
BrowneePoints: Gascoigne is a legit good early boss
teejayrivers: Gascoigne is a great fight. Zullie the Witch has a great video about that fight
saucemaster5000: gascoigne rules, I'll jump on that
betweenmyself: FromSoft needs to branch out into open world dating sim rhythm games
Austere_Squire: what's wrong with Shadows?
NorthstarTex: Vicar Amelia: smash.
lannersong: it really is frontloaded huh
BrowneePoints: I think Logarius is a good fight but FUCK THAT BOSS
BrowneePoints: TO HELL
UnusuallyLargeMoth: Lady Maria?
Mr_Horrible: okay, Ben at least holds the most important correct opinion: Amelia is good
Ferisar: yea well ur just 2 guys
saucemaster5000: How is Amelia better than any other big monster fight in bloodborne?
Gooseblast: Three times the fun
Darleysam: That's two guys short of a burger!
Amentur: It's not even guys. It's Snakes in a trenchcoat
NotCainNorAbel: Sonic Boss fight best boss fight
EvilBadman: DLC bosses
GreatGodOm: Are these terrible fights actually terrible? Or just that Ben died a lot?
Austere_Squire: The DLC is all bangers and also the Living Failures are there
UnusuallyLargeMoth: BEN QUICK! Lady Maria, Smash Or Pass?
Forgotten_Lizard: Yeah it didn't mention Ludwig
kumatsu: yeah, cuz Orphan wasn't there too
teejayrivers: The DLC has 5 bosses and 3 of them are fan-fucking-tastic
EikoandMog: So what's the consensus on this game? No bueno?
matthaus_c: Ludwig is a baaaaanger
NorthstarTex: Ludwig is so good
Orxolon: Magus from Chrono Trigger
Mr_Horrible: Ludwig and Maria still have the game's best music
code1300: Is Dantes inferno to graphic for let’s nope.
neisan2112: Margo's Wetnurse was a great boss too
Austere_Squire: I will defend Laurence; it took me so long but I got good enough to have so much fun when I fight him
meepsalot: orphan Ben totally wrecked
matthaus_c: FMK, Maria, Amelia and Bloodstarved Beast
EvilBadman: The two Sharks under the well: bullshit
BrowneePoints: I still apologize for that
Ferisar: @matthaus_c kill kill kill: kill
saucemaster5000: Nowadays you fight wetnurse after the DLC and it's kinda a nothing fight
BrowneePoints: I prodded you to it WAY too early
meepsalot: it took me months to beat that boss
RayFK: Wasn't your build also...weird?
NotCainNorAbel: Adam, of all of the super hard games/runs you have done what is the best boss fight?
BrowneePoints: He was going Arcane
matthaus_c: @Ferisar know what valid
luke1x: Ben what is your soulsborn tier list of games
BrowneePoints: and all the Arcane weps are IN the dlc lol
Mr_Horrible: honestly I'm curious for Ben to go through the same eval of the other Souls games he's played, see what proportion of good to eh they have
Valbatross_: I wonder if the percentage of bad bloodborne bosses is actually that different from other games
MegaDosX: Ben was playing as Abserd but in Bloodborne
OnyxOblivion: what about the Chalice Dungeon bosses tho???
Mr_Horrible: since all FromSoft games have their hits and misses
silenceaux: Arcane, which works almost exclusively with items I think?
saucemaster5000: hell yeah DS2
Ferisar: let's go ds2
GreatGodOm: So what do people think of this legally distinct dead space?
Seth_Erickson: I think ds2 is closest to Elden Ring
salamisuperstar: DS2 is not as bad as people say
Seth_Erickson: imo
OnyxOblivion: SEKIRO
Ferisar: oh yeah play it again adam
matthaus_c: DS2 is head and shoulders above the rest
Ferisar: dare you
Lyropithic: And they announced DLC today
doubledbear: Dark Souls 2 is my fav of the series!
PMAvers: I assume DS2 helps because it has lots of fun combat styles.
BrowneePoints: I appreciate why you like it so much but GOD I hate DS2
Seth_Erickson: There's a reason Elden Ring borrowed so much of the concepts that were in DS2
BrowneePoints: OH ADAM! Wo Long is out soon!
saucemaster5000: DS2 is legit great with a lot of bad not usually in a fromsoft game
Faulpyr: Elden Ring DLC finally announced!
theinvisiblevoice: I think I follow more people that say d2 was the best than anything else
NorthstarTex: they all are bangers, DS2 has some weird design choices
BrowneePoints: It's Dark Souls by Dynasty Warriors!
meepsalot: ds2 is great once you know the mechanics
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BrowneePoints: but*
AtomicAlchemical: Adam out here laying down the hottest takes
Mr_Horrible: "Hey, what's that guy's name? ...Yeah, the guy on the horse?"
groulux: I played alot of ds2 but got stuck on fume knight
EvilBadman: I love Elden Ring dropped a DLC announcement at fuckin midnight
TehAmelie: i gotta finish Elden Ring sometime. they're gonna make an expansion soon i think :x
Darleysam: @BrowneePoints And on Game Pass!
Valbatross_: sekiro>elden ring>ds2>ds1>=ds3=demons>bloodborne
Valbatross_: (I like all of these games)
matthaus_c: there was a date there? I only saw Cammy's pose
BusTed: k
BrowneePoints: Yea! Wo Long is on gamepass, it's by the Nioh folks and it's based on Romance of the Three Kingdoms
BusTed:
TehAmelie: like chat just said
kumatsu: Get Ben Virtua Fighter, got it
BrowneePoints: Nah, they nerfed Cammy's Thighs. 0/10
Ferisar: you mean
Ferisar: GIEF
Xenguin47: What'll you do with 600 copies of Street Fighter, Ben?
BusTed: ^^
teejayrivers:
Somebody out here ranking Bloodborne as lowest of the souls games??
Mr_Horrible: they knew exactly what they were doing with that stretch animation
Ferisar: jackhammerrrr
TemporallyAwry:
They made Gief put on pants 
YTfriendofsquirrel: you should see street fighter 6 cammy
teejayrivers: (I kid, I kid)
Valbatross_: @teejayrivers look, one of them has to be lowest
goombalax: I saw an ad for that,looks horrendous
EvilBadman: @browneepoints Oh no not her vagina bones
betweenmyself: Got to second Corrupted Monk fight (on the bridge) in Sekiro and then life came up and never got back into it.
Ferisar: gief has jiggle physics
itira:
MagicalAttackGecko: TRU
YTfriendofsquirrel: dude i cant play Gief without greenhand for real
SymphonicLolita: I nominate ferisar
squ3e: Geef deez nuts/
saucemaster5000: where's green... end of arm?
BusTed: From SF4
Veste: gief aint good even with green hand 8^)
Jobot180: Something about finding a security room?
Darleysam: Gief has jiggle physics. Dental plan!
Saintnex: I just love Cammy's new outfit
BrowneePoints: Lily looks SO COOL
alittlebittilted: Why does gief need hand when he's got parry?
ReaperTitan152001: Got to find the security room and find an ID card.
BusTed: Green fist that had some invincibility that allowed him to get in easier.
chisidragon: I think you were supposed to get a security card
shurtal: <message deleted>it took 102 days, 17 hours, 3 minutes of playtime, but i FINALLY encountered my first " you pull you tank" in FF14
OnyxOblivion: im only playing if El Fuerte is back
YTfriendofsquirrel: green hand is nuts
BrowneePoints: I just have to laugh that they doubled down on Chun Li's Legs and then all of a sudden gave Cammy MASSIVE thigh gap
Mr_Horrible: @shurtal honestly? Not a bad run
kakmize: there should be a dead guard up that ladder
matthaus_c: yes I am fucking high on that green hand
matthaus_c: and I want more
shurtal: <message deleted>@Mr_Horrible I can retire in peace
saucemaster5000: prefer the green feet high
alittlebittilted: Gief is already 50/50 on jump in.
shurtal: <message deleted>after i finish leveling AST SGE and PLD
Ferisar: put zangief in darkest dungeon
Mr_Horrible: looking for a security Blue-Eyes White Dragon
neisan2112: That just reminds me of Melle Marth grab
Ferisar: give him green hand
betweenmyself:
Bring back Rolento and T Hawk, cowards
YTfriendofsquirrel: i cant play akuma without backward jump fireball they ruined him
saucemaster5000: It's been one hr and I think I know less about this game
Fancy_frenchman: Me who does not know fighting games "Yeah don't give Geef the hand. What hand? I don't know, but not that one"
Ferisar: give dhalsim green hand
matthaus_c:
fastlane250: i don't understand half these words but I'll smile and nod
Valbatross_: Give Bridget guilty gear green hand
YTfriendofsquirrel: give gief green hand ONLY in the dhalsim match up
BusTed: Green hand from across the screen
SK__Ren: Give Dalsim greenFOOT
matthaus_c: green brisket
BrowneePoints: Marisa looks sweet though, since her charged attacked have armor
Mr_Horrible: Ben, I love Pot to death, but I cannot condone this demand
El_Funko: my pot game was S tier in highschool
saucemaster5000: nobody give me green hand healthcare is expensive in the states
frogomb: Stop hating Mr Crimson
matthaus_c: funko ffs
Orxolon: so no Cammy lovers,huh?
YTfriendofsquirrel: YHCmochi the god
matthaus_c: some of us start early
MWGNZ:
El_Funko: clearly you haven't met many australians
BrowneePoints: Dandelion, Kudzu
YTfriendofsquirrel: i smoked weed for 14 years everyday lol
YTfriendofsquirrel: it sucks
betweenmyself: Play some Faust in GG and get into some door shenanigans
Mr_Horrible: uh uh uh Oregano, Oregayes, uhhh
kakmize: dandelions are weeds
BrowneePoints: I love Cammy, I just have to laugh at her redesign
saucemaster5000: Weed starts very early in cali
Orxolon: i heard backlash for her model
Valbatross_: I was gonna make a joke about giving a league of legends character green hand but I couldn't think of any off the top of my head
matthaus_c: so many artists on twitter drawing OCs in Cammy poses
mochabeanie: i had to look up new cammie... GOT DAYUM
Faulpyr: The new Cammy looks great
Orxolon: i still love'er
kakmize: Head to nimbin
BrowneePoints: Sett
Mr_Horrible: they all have to be covert because it's still illegal down there
YTfriendofsquirrel: darius needs green hand
MagicalAttackGecko: Trundle
OnyxOblivion: @Valbatross_ Sett
tergonis: give karthus green hand
Cptasparagus: illaoi?
BrowneePoints: SETT
Ferisar: sett
MWGNZ: corki
Ferisar: true
Fancy_frenchman: illaoi has he slam as a dash
Ahxes: Garien
Seth_Erickson: Does Sett need more right now
Valbatross_: It was a trap now I know which ones of you play league!
SK__Ren: Cho'gath
Mr_Horrible:
Buff Cho
niccus: give a random t2 tower green hand
YTfriendofsquirrel: darius FR needs it
BrowneePoints: Nah Illaoi has range
Fanklok: Of course Australians smoke weed they're all criminals
UnusuallyLargeMoth: Give Green Hand To Darius
Seth_Erickson: Cho'gath green hand 👀
Robot_Bones:
You like green hand? Name 5 fingers
SK__Ren: @Mr_Horrible hell yeah
I_Am_Clockwork: Give Xerath greenhand
groulux: well adam is in Victoria his baselins for weed smoker is pretty high
Valbatross_: Nerds!
Ferisar: going for a ride!
Mr_Horrible: LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO
Seth_Erickson: I love playing Cho
OnyxOblivion: Aphelios
Mr_Horrible: yeah, Cho still fucks tbh
Dalouer: green hand consume.. gg
Seth_Erickson: Top Cho is fine
Orxolon: Cho gang represent
shurtal: <message deleted>GIVE TEEMO GREEN HAND
Omthebox: Give Skarner Green Hand
Gascitygaming: Nautilus?
BrindleBoar: give Lady Maria green hand
GhostValv:
frogomb: I just hope Luke isn't S tier. SO TIRED of watching pro play with Luke
BusTed:
Mr_Horrible: blat blat
Orxolon: uh
neisan2112: LMAO
matthaus_c: Teemo gonna make me act up
MWGNZ: o7
Rhynerd: Give Nader Dirty Bomb green hand.
betweenmyself: When is Capcom gonna get off their collective ass and give us a sequel to Street Fight: the Movie: the Game?
SmoreThanAFeelin:
o7
YTfriendofsquirrel: nasus green hand for the Q
GhostValv:
Valbatross_: o7
saucemaster5000: Give @shurtal vip
shurtal: WHY ARE YOU BANNING ME, I"M FUNNY
Ferisar: teemo is gonna but invis mushrooms on the screen
Ahxes: o7
Robot_Bones: Give Malenia Green Hand
BrowneePoints: What if Teemo is just Jack-O @LoadingReadyRun
Mr_Horrible: have they announced Hecarim for Project L yet?
OnyxOblivion: wait just give Vi Green Hand
Ferisar: sett is on there? fuck
Ferisar: well
Seth_Erickson: Lillia perhaps 👀 the perfect zoner
Ferisar: i have to play it
SK__Ren: I used to play Support Cho. If I have a teammate who is on top of their last hits, whoo boy.
Valbatross_: Ok real talk I'd play a league of legends fighting game
squ3e: temmo has gotta be s tier or trash tier, just like regular league
Ahxes: @Valbatross_ I was about to say this
frogomb: Bring back Dudley!
OnyxOblivion: BRAUM, THE HOMIE!!!
YTfriendofsquirrel: ekko looks soooo sick for Project
Pharmacistjudge: teemo is going to be like viewiful joe with an overhead that doesn't look like one
BusTed: That sounds interesting.
Mr_Horrible: No Hecarim means they're cowards and charlatans
salamisuperstar: Is it the Teemo who is scarred by the war?
YTfriendofsquirrel: thats a lot of characters wow hell yeah
Seth_Erickson: So just all the favorites right?
Mr_Horrible: 0/10 garbage
lannersong: Teemo as got to be the obnoxious cat from Melty Blood joke character
neisan2112: I'd play the fuck out of some Thresh
OnyxOblivion: Im ready to go full zoner with Senna
teejayrivers: Yasuo more like YASS-uo
EvilBadman: Give Smash Luigi green hand
Valbatross_: That's my roster for my league of legends baseball team
teejayrivers: (I have no idea)
squ3e: taliyah
Fanklok: Would Gwen be a puppet character?
BrowneePoints: Lux
Seth_Erickson:
Teemo
BrowneePoints: Miss Fortune
kumatsu: Did she find an Obelisk?
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tehfewl: kench as the Big Grappler
Mr_Horrible: Bard would be funny
OnyxOblivion: Ivern AND Daisy!
Valbatross_: Competition: draft the league of legends roster into hockey teams and take votes for which team is the best
YTfriendofsquirrel: Syndra would be Menat
BrowneePoints: They already but Hentai Fox in so that's one I don't want in
Omthebox:
Ramens Ivern was always a pain in the ass to play against
Seth_Erickson: Bard is cool.
shurtal: Teemo's in the game, but only as a paid, annoying UI modifier
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Mr_Horrible: "Let me play you the song of my people"
Dalouer: ivern projectile lets you get in... amazing
BrowneePoints: Skarner
Seth_Erickson: Put Mord in
CataclysmicReverb: Any... hunting horn mains?
Mr_Horrible: I still maintain they're cowards for not putting any monstrous champs in
Ferisar: marvel what if yuumi can only be played by a third player
BrowneePoints: Morde and it's just Astaroth from Soul Calibur
Pharmacistjudge: the obelisk you find...is obelisk the tormentor
OnyxOblivion: sorry i dropped my horn for the glaive
Ferisar: so if your team has a yuumi you're a pair
KidAmn: everyone gangsta till they hear the doots coming
Seth_Erickson: I'm praying for the Obelisk every night before I go to bed btw
Ahxes: On-hit bard was my favorite thing to play when I would 5 stack with my friends
EikoandMog: I can't see it on Game Pass
Valbatross_: Well the copied everything else from monster hunter so probably
YTfriendofsquirrel: yuumi is for cowards that cant position
teejayrivers: I know that you can pet the smaller monsters in Wild Hearts
Ferisar: he's made too many powerful things
hammith: Yumi would also be WEIRD to be in a fighting game
OnyxOblivion: the rework is on PBE
Ferisar: they have to stop him
BrowneePoints: they're making her more of an Intro Support
Boon_33: sneaky sneaky
Ahxes: I love Gwen though
BrowneePoints: He made Lil Nas!?
Dalouer: i think they need to make yummi want to hop off champs more
OnyxOblivion: i love Gwen Jungle Gwengle
Austere_Squire: can... can they not see you if you're under 4ft?
BrowneePoints: I LOVE GWEN
YTfriendofsquirrel: gwen is nuts
matthaus_c: skyrim ass perception
BrowneePoints: cuz she plays like OLD IRELIA
Seth_Erickson: Love beating Gwen's topside with Cho
saucemaster5000: I love Gwen Stefani
Ahxes: Thats fair
Seth_Erickson: my best cho games have been against gwens
Omthebox: Gwen saw a ton of play right before last worlds
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Gascitygaming: When i played i only ever played Miss Fortune
YTfriendofsquirrel: bring back OLD YORICK
OnyxOblivion: ohhh K'Sante in Project L would be sick as hell
Ferisar: no don't do that
OnyxOblivion: his ult is basically an install
BrowneePoints: Ah man Yorick would be SICK in Project L
Ahxes: There are a lot of champs that just do what she does but better
Mr_Horrible: Smite is pretty wild, yeah
SkylerRingtail: Smite still exists?
niccus: ehhhhhhhhhh
Ferisar: optimus prime is in it
Seth_Erickson: Magic crossover 👀
Valbatross_: I played Twisted Fate like... Oh god a decade ago because I'm a sucker for anybody that fights like Gambit
BrowneePoints: they had runescape skins yea
Mr_Horrible: you can play the child gnome from Runescape
matthaus_c: John Runescape
NorthstarTex: You can be corey taylor from Slipknot
CataclysmicReverb: It's not bad... they recently added Slipknot band members and MTG Planeswalkers
tidehollowcat: It got Magic Chandra, right?
BrowneePoints: Merlin, Bellona, Vamana...and....
OnyxOblivion: Smite is crazy, they got a MtG crossover right now
YTfriendofsquirrel: take a good dump or pee
shurtal: Runescape is a God, confirmed
Mr_Horrible: their crossover events go pretty nuts, yeah
BrowneePoints: yea Tiamat is Nicol Bolas
doubledbear: I think airbender is in smite too?
Mr_Horrible: yeah, there's ATLA skins
saucemaster5000: Runescape wants to last the heat death of the internet
Mal2mad: Thanatos is Atraxa
Mr_Horrible:
still annoyed about that, shoulda been a Nike skin 
BrowneePoints: Eh, Thanatos also has 4 wings and flies in his ult @Mr_Horrible
Valbatross_: All I'll say about smite is that if you're gonna include religious figures from currently active world religions, you better also let me play as Jesus and beat people with a crucifix or you're just a coward
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePoints yes but he's *boring*
Mr_Horrible:
and by boring I mean "I don't play him"
Mr_Horrible: yoooo-oh
OnyxOblivion: Gilgamesh dropkick
TehAmelie: you had better go the route of American Gods and put in like 30 Jesuses
SymphonicLolita: owo wats this
Austere_Squire: welcome back
Gascitygaming: are those phyrexia basebeall jerseys available anywhere or a con exclusive?
Mal2mad: Put Ai Apaec on Smite you cowards
TehAmelie: owo hewwo
raulghoulia: Was that jungle love by the time?
rin_the_kat: Hello!
SymphonicLolita: ebay
Cptasparagus: @Gascitygaming sold out last i checked
Mr_Horrible: Merch-gic the Gathering
kumatsu: I'd check MTG Pro Shop
Austere_Squire: I know they were available on the PhillyCon website for a bit? I got one there; SUPER comfy, by the way
tehfewl: im actually kinda upset that i didn't buy one of those jerseys
Cptasparagus: @kumatsu thats who sells them, they were all gone
Gascitygaming: @Cptasparagus i figured, but worth a shot
BrowneePoints: $500
Mr_Horrible: let people wring that gamer sweat outta it
OnyxOblivion: $2000
HorusFive: Put it up on DB. Make a mint
BrowneePoints: BEN
BrowneePoints: do i need to DRAG YOUR SELF LOVE COMMAND HERE
NotCainNorAbel: those are the people with the most money
azninsect: uh, um, uh, yeah
HorusFive: Welcome to Let's Nope degenerates
Austere_Squire: i mean, normal people can buy the shirt; they'll just wash it first
azninsect: normies...
Cptasparagus:
@Gascitygaming I would say you could probably set up an alert, but they took the whole page down
matthaus_c: I mean, your community is full of weirdos
TehAmelie: i mean, there's about 20 solid points of attractiveness on the stream right now
Darleysam: remember: no fake bids
saucemaster5000: Musk and Bezos have been sniffing you out for a while
HorusFive: Gotta get to the gym, make 2G every day
Gascitygaming: @Cptasparagus yeah just checked they aren't up anymore, oh well.
matthaus_c: Golden Wind!
SymphonicLolita: if the furry community has taught me anything is that the wierder the request, the more they're willing to pay for it
Inspaders: 5 bucks a a bag of Vickie's
MegaDosX:
@matthaus_c I commend your bravery putting yourself forward as Exhibit A 
Fancy_frenchman: There is no Fridge
NotCainNorAbel: I would get so buff if I made $2k a day for it
Austere_Squire: @HorusFive whys top at 2g? Bring multiple shirts and sweat through a few
matthaus_c:
@MegaDosX you know me too well 
Mr_Horrible: it really is a perfect clip
HorusFive:
@Austere_Squire 
BusTed: Hamster running around the wheel.
SmoreThanAFeelin: so good
saucemaster5000: Adam found the meme for the nnext three months
ButButTheJesus: can we just WATCH the clip now please?
BrowneePoints: Adam if you ever get to that JoJo part in the anime you are gonna lose your damn mind
ButButTheJesus: just watch it together?
OnyxOblivion: one day you'll reveal ben is just cardboard
ThorSokar: NO
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MegaDosX: Pass.
Austere_Squire: oh god, why does that keep coming up?!
saucemaster5000: uh... have to go
Mr_Horrible: it is still funny to me that they just made a 30 Rock joke a real show
neisan2112: Yes
HorusFive: Second screen
luke1x: Uhhhh what is thar
Seth_Erickson: From what I've seen that show is profoundly messed up
Inspaders: I'm waiting for the sequel, DILF Manor
ButButTheJesus: the what now
ThorSokar: That show is Nightmare Fuel
CataclysmicReverb: Is that a RE7 expansion pack?
azninsect: 3rd screen.
couchboyj: A man can have two screens
BrowneePoints: I'd rather get stabbed kidneys until I die then watch one second of MILF Manor
Seth_Erickson: It's been out for a couple weeks now
SymphonicLolita: I checked milf manor and all your friends are there
BibitteNoire: Omg, 30 rock was predicting the future?
BusTed: Just not into it.
itira: eh. fuck it
NightValien28: I don't need milf manor, I got the hottest man on whole internet right here
SkylerRingtail: *Googles* Oh god, really, reality TV?
Bogan026: ow stop that hurts
Darleysam: "I thought he'd block it or dodge it or something!" - Adam
Xenguin47: @luke1x A dozen moms are in a house to find love... twist is the guys are all their sons.
Mr_Horrible: "My planet needs me"
BusTed: It is.
Seth_Erickson: Yes
MegaDosX: I'd honestly rather watch these two stream than anything called MILF Manor
Mr_Horrible: yes
OnyxOblivion: yeah
MegaDosX: Trash TV being trash TV
korvys:
HorusFive: The TAKEDOWN!
Mr_Horrible: that was the revealed twist like a week before the debut, iirc
BusTed: rub some dirt on it
TheWriterAleph: disarmed
Seth_Erickson: I've watched a couple reviews of the first two episodes and it's just as fucked up as you'd expect.
SymphonicLolita: that's hilarious in the way that it's also terrible
Xenguin47: I mean, as long as everybody is a consenting adult... ::shrug emoji::
Mr_Horrible: and everyone was just like "yes, we all called this"
diceinbox: That’s literally the concept of a fake joke show on 30 Rock
kumatsu: Adam you totally rub it in when I die
MegaDosX: Joke's on you, I'm immortal
Mr_Horrible: none of us actually play games
Raincoast_Bear: Good evening Super Nope Bros! Hey Ben when do we get more KILL TEAM?
Lithobraker: It's just a flesh wound
TehAmelie: *Wisemuller Tarzaon noise*
OnyxOblivion: all im saying is The Last Of Us doesn't have a MILF Manor level
Mr_Horrible:
shendaras: A superpower.
Pharmacistjudge: walk it off. Resident Evil 7 gut lost so many hands.
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooooo
Driosenth: The Save/Reload mechanic was implemented just for Adam
kakmize: I would pay money to have you show up at my funeral and mock me
SymphonicLolita: gottem
TehAmelie: Tarzan, dangit
MegaDosX: Adam spitting fire
Mr_Horrible: ow, my heart
BrowneePoints:
Adam, you dumpster me weekly
patrick_stonecrusher: Better in than out 😏
kumatsu:
I jumped on the grenade so you could shoot me 
MegaDosX: "I'm not going to let some grenade steal my kills" - Adam, probably
BrowneePoints: Adam is making me wanna rewatch Golden Wind
Pharmacistjudge: you know ben and adam like you when they feel safe burning you.
EikoandMog: Daaaamn
TheWriterAleph: whew lad
MegaDosX: Gesundheit
SymphonicLolita: excuse you
kakmize: what was that
itira: that came from somewhere
Raincoast_Bear: "I would rather die than have you save me." Sounds like Bakugo in My Hero Academia.
Gascitygaming: robutussin!
Blakemcm: The deamon is loose
Mr_Horrible: a triceratops has invaded the moonbase
lannersong: finally the demon is expelled
tergonis: the beast awakens
neisan2112: Oh man that was a real one
Bogan026: nice one!
SnackPak_: 9/10
Saskquatchewan: And the 6th seal has been opened
Fancy_frenchman: The Beast has awoken
varmintx0: I thought that was a sound in the game.
itira: Who dares disturb my slumberrr
TehAmelie: we must create space for the Callisto Protocol to fit in
NotCainNorAbel: someone get that into a game
virgil82: Release!
azninsect: after 10000 years I'm freeeeee
Fanklok: Are you ok?
MegaDosX: Those are the best burps, when you feel it in your whole body
hammith: That was Ben? I thought that was the game
CururuGuasu: There is no Ben, only Zuul
patrick_stonecrusher: And now, better out than in!
saucemaster5000: that's the noise from Myst when you change books
raulghoulia: I assumed that came from the game
MegaDosX: "For ten thousand years, I've lain dormant. Who dares disturb my-oh, it's you."
Mr_Horrible:
A decoder? Big deal, I used to get those in my cereal boxes
lannersong: how the radio is playing the theme song
TehAmelie: i bet there is a Myst mot that has farts and burps everywhere. might be fun
TehAmelie: mod, dangit
lannersong: *hey
lannersong: (actually theme song; it slaps)
El_Funko: Ben who's jamming KT tomorrow? or is it super secret
BrowneePoints:
Yea but their reception is a little shit
lannersong: he was a spitter guy i said get off the shitter guy
korvys: The Stevs
Raincoast_Bear: Ben! KILL TEAM Tomorrow!? I'm in!
Rhynerd: Heck yeah, the Stevs are comin’ back to town!
couchboyj: A squad of Stevs
MegaDosX: RIP that guy
Austere_Squire: his people need him
TehAmelie: don't ask chat, it'll be predictable chaos
lannersong: dude got dragon punched
SymphonicLolita: yeeted
SmoreThanAFeelin: weeeee
Mazrae: What about the bird people Ben
El_Funko: Nice! I just finished the last of my Kommadnos
El_Funko: I have my first KT event this Sunday
Mr_Horrible: all the ragdoll physics in the game were briefly transferred to that man
NotCainNorAbel: home run
Austere_Squire: the dodging looks really satisfying
shamblingkrenshar: I feel like a reason people get mad about Custodes is that they fall into the thinking of "I win by killing these guys" and that just is a recipe for a bad time.
Mr_Horrible: cuz he keeps saying "custodeez nutz"
YTfriendofsquirrel: thats why i dont play EDH anymore
saucemaster5000: Adam has a point
MegaDosX: Adam just said "skill issue"
SK__Ren: They're a "Monster Mash" team
YTfriendofsquirrel: everyone wants to play trash and you too
ThorSokar: maybe they should stop being BABIES
Austere_Squire: c2?
Mazrae: Have you painted some of the bird people yet Ben
karpma: maybe you could run the Death Guard as Legionaries?
korvys: I mean, you played *Ian*, right?
notthepenguins: Custodes have super strong individual dudes so they feel super intimidating
goombalax: Custodes are compendium and have been nerfed, all the bespoke teams are stronger now
SymphonicLolita: he says 'it's custodin' time' and then custoded all over their guys
Mr_Horrible: pubstompers
TehAmelie: maybe y'all could just rewrite the rules? i'm not sure how ut works
couchboyj: Cause his opponents ignored objectives and just tried to kill the giant mans
OnyxOblivion: ah, Garen
Mr_Horrible: JWong clip "WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD"
saucemaster5000: my squirrel girl deck in snap\
shurtal: throw, 75 times in a arow
silenceaux: Knowledge check, perhaps
lazermeow: I mean, custodes generally only have like 4 dudes, you can just objective spam them.
notthepenguins: But there are only a few of them so the answer is just don't fight them
Gascitygaming: yeah, you get what, 3 custodes?
korvys: Get on the point. Overwatch (and TF2) taught us this
NotCainNorAbel: good old rock
Raincoast_Bear: Hey Funko! Yeah you have to out objective point Custodes. You're probably not going to beat them in a stand up fight.
Mr_Horrible: I think about that clip like once a week
SK__Ren: as an Eldar player on regular TT, ALWAYS play the objectives
Fanklok: Isn't the custodes team like 4 models
Austere_Squire: are either of these your sea lads?
shamblingkrenshar: 4 models but they all have like what, 16 wounds? Beefy, beefy boys.
Mazrae: Reading the ____ explains the ____
Raincoast_Bear: Death Guard are my favorite so far. Bring the banner guy for more mobility.
goombalax: all-custodes is 4 models but you can trade two boys for 5 sisters of silence
lazermeow: I always get complaints when I play with Grey Knights.
MegaDosX: Now is Adam going to accidentally kill himself with this gun if it now has explosive rounds?
TehAmelie: if we learned anything from Apocalypse Now, it's that war needs "fewer soldiers, but better"
kakmize: yep, each time
shamblingkrenshar: I want to like the Necron team as a Necron Enjoyer, but they have some problems. I like a lot of the ideas of the team though?
lannersong: not expensive but your time is
lannersong: the cost is seconds off your lifespan
shamblingkrenshar: Guys, Adam is the Boshi. He'll be fine.
squ3e: playing league
TemporallyAwry:
Should we just clip this in advance?
squ3e: thats it thats the misstake
SymphonicLolita: not playing dead space
Mr_Horrible:
Playing Callisto Protocol instead of Dead Space Remake
Kazman20a: whips......
YTfriendofsquirrel: @squ3e based
Tripleyew: ‘Evening,, Adam and Ben, and howdy all
Austere_Squire: i'll have you know that every time i have ever blow myself up has been intentional; we go out on our own terms, not because of mutant bugs
HorusFive: The internet was a mistake
TheAwkes: My first experience with Kill Team was batteries vs. bolts in the work truck, I was on compendium Necrons and my buddy on Custodes. Turns out 4 Deathmarks concentrating fire will melt Custodes.
GodPrinceJester: Oh I was actually interested in this game, how is it so far?
couchboyj: Putting the Boshy point reward on your Twitch channel
HorusFive: Although I don't think we can blame Adam for the internet
Boon_33: somthing somthing doki doki somthing somthing
lannersong: just say nothing seriously
Valbatross_: My experience playing 40k is "I bring my cool interesting monsters, my space marine opponent goes first, all of my monsters are dead before the first turn"
patrick_stonecrusher: Those deaths earlier? RNG manip
abaoa_qu: League is fun
Mr_Horrible: the reign of snark on the online
Austere_Squire: i don
squ3e: hey im right there with ya mate im level 358
MegaDosX: There is a very short list of games that that comment belongs to, and those are games that people need to be warned about. League is not one of them.
silenceaux: well maybe they should feel bad
TemporallyAwry:
If you can't say something nice, say something vague 
Xenguin47:
Yeah, I only do that when people tell me where they're from...
Austere_Squire: i don't get the appeal of League, but i'm happy it makes people happy
Darleysam: "oh cool, enjoying it?"
Gascitygaming: years ago i started saying 'it's not for me' when they asked if i liked a game that i didn't
itira: @Darleysam this
MegaDosX: Like if someone told me they were playing Daikatana I'd probably say "oh my condolences
lannersong: don't play competitive games in a mood you are afraid to lose/get mad in
Fanklok: Team games are fun when you have friends
goombalax: HOTS!
Raincoast_Bear: Ben, what is the next Kill Team you're going to paint?
Valbatross_: I am on a twenty year journey to stop being a cop about the games people play
YTfriendofsquirrel: dude HoTS is underrated lol
shamblingkrenshar: Yo Heroes of the Storm is a BANGER
Mal2mad: HOTS!
Mr_Horrible: what are your queue times like? I'm curious
YTfriendofsquirrel: AZMODON BABY
JosephDeath: I love Heroes of the Storm, but didn't it die?
niccus: sounds like a challenge
goombalax: what are you maining in HOTS?
notthepenguins: HotS was real underrated
Xenguin47: How does it print the bullets inside the plastic case...?
Mr_Horrible: cuz yeah, HotS whips
CataclysmicReverb:
Give Sgt.Hammer green hand
kumatsu: Like, 75 seconds
shamblingkrenshar: I'm really sad its not actively developed.
OnyxOblivion: i should reinstall and pick up my Auriel again
YTfriendofsquirrel: under a min q time
lannersong: Wish heroes was still well supported. It's league/dota with way less stress or item concerns
Mazrae: I want to watch you guys play Divinity 2 again
OhaiMireiya: oh right, I used to enjoy playing that
Mr_Horrible: oh, wow, much shorter than I'd have thought
BrowneePoints: Step 1: Find a Friend. Step 2: Play Cho'Gall Step 3: Profit
nervousdavid: who do you play as?
Orxolon: i miss those days
OhaiMireiya: you can make the characters dizzy if you spin them around
YTfriendofsquirrel: DUUUUUDE specialists are sooo sick
CataclysmicReverb: Oh hell yes Probius
I_Am_Clockwork: That’s still live? I played that for years back when they actually supported it
Mr_Horrible: still love to play Butcher and just pick a mage and say "You don't get to have fun"
BrowneePoints: I was a Chromie main Ben
goombalax: I played a lot of Dva in HOTS
BrowneePoints: landing Long Bomb Double Sand Blasts ALL day
I_Am_Clockwork: I was a Dioblo/Firebat main
OnyxOblivion:
my split push Zagara
kakmize: you and ladders
YTfriendofsquirrel: hahahahah yess HOTS PLAYERS haha makes me so happy to see
YTfriendofsquirrel: THRALL
BrowneePoints: Reh'gar
BrowneePoints: my Support was Lili
Mr_Horrible:
I played Li-Li and broke my finger spamming heal
Valbatross_: I think I played inquisitor whitemane
YTfriendofsquirrel: Murky tho
BrowneePoints: cuz I'm evil
OnyxOblivion: i played a lot of Garrosh
silenceaux: Not spotting ladders that are the only way to progress is definitely Blighttown energy
Mr_Horrible: Lili, Diablo, Butcher, and JOHANNA baybee
Mal2mad: I miss playing with Medivh
Gascitygaming: It sucked his brains out
SymphonicLolita: slurpin that gurt
goombalax: why Jack off when you can Jack in?
YTfriendofsquirrel: so many original designs for characters in hots
Xenguin47: Hey lady... why you keep sucking out peoples' brains?
squ3e: huh
MegaDosX: This woman delusional
OnyxOblivion: abathur was THE shit
Gascitygaming: that lean to is sturdy
Blakemcm: NGL kinda hate this lady
Raincoast_Bear: What's on the paint table for Kill Team 40k?
Valbatross_: Maybe don't connect your brain umbilical next time
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SK__Ren: Did she mind meld with a dead brain?
CataclysmicReverb: Yeah, why do we put up with her
squ3e: sure hope she doessnt make it
HorusFive: This character has been shown to make a lot of bad decisions
azninsect: nice
OhaiMireiya: must be crispy day
notthepenguins: I hate all of them tbh
Valbatross_: All of these characters kind of have Plot Brain
blip2004: how many people are in her head?
MegaDosX: I mean, we've had very little actual story, so they're going to need to cram a lot in quickly to fit it in I suspect
YTfriendofsquirrel: megaman battle network collection comes out in a few weeks i recommend it one of my favorite games
Mr_Horrible: "I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain"
squ3e: were her eyes weird/ like solid black/
Valbatross_: They just do the thing that makes the plot move forward and they kinda don't have like, motivations or personalities
lannersong: @YTfriendofsquirrel super excited for that one
Austere_Squire: yeah; her irises don't look right
Rhynerd: She downloaded too much people
pimiento: irises go funny when downloading people
Mr_Horrible:
the same way the zombies don't hear our "stealth" takedowns, Ben
SymphonicLolita: Two of Them
Austere_Squire: sir, your abdomen appears to be a mouth
azninsect: 2 heads, still only one braincell
Rhynerd: And now for the second(?) mini-boss monster!
Austere_Squire: wait, this man has Yargle mouth
Robot_Bones: Yang is happy :^)
raulghoulia: Twins
Juliamon: "Did you like that boss fight? No? How about you do it AGAIN
Juliamon: ?"
EikoandMog: Okay, that was cool the FIRST TIME
MegaDosX: F
BusTed: Not entirely the same.
azninsect: well then
goombalax: can prolly just walk that off
MegaDosX: They really told the animators to just fuck him up with the death scenes huh
TemporallyAwry: That death-animation did not match the monster you were fighting.
betweenmyself:
Ouch
Lithobraker: Wet willie
Inspaders: he got a new friend
Loa_Ayizan: Wow, not allowed to make a single mistake
SK__Ren: I mean you fight the Regenerator in DS1 like, 5 times?
mrjujubeans: Damn. One misstep
couchboyj: Shooter bosses, like a good soup, are better after a day in the fridge
HadesLeprechaun: I said during the first one it seemed like the kind of boss that would turn into a regular enemy type
Mr_Horrible: does he really get appreciably faster when he tears off his buddy?
Orlantia: You didn't need that face, right?
Mr_Horrible: I'm jjust thinking, it's kinda a bum trick, if, like, something doesn't grow outta the stump
Austere_Squire: at least the death animations are fun?
MegaDosX: Holy crap these things murderise you with alacrity
HorusFive: "How do you like it"
Raincoast_Bear: I'm painting a Kroot Kill Team...
MegaDosX: Ben no
lannersong: Ultra Onlyfans
EikoandMog: I gotta tell ya, I do like the death animations.
rosesmcgee: did Netherrealm studios make this?
goombalax: Kroot are so good
Lithobraker: Wow, mob ads and 1 hit kills...
lannersong: heck yeah get that hive tyrant
mrjujubeans: Nah, he dodged that
Xenguin47: Ooh!
Orlantia: I want to know how your arm explodes like that when stomped on
Xenguin47: I was about to suggest that, Ben!
I_Am_Clockwork: Hive fleet are a blast
tidehollowcat: I'm making a Wych Cult kill team soon.
Mr_Horrible:
do Necrons and make everyone mad
Mazrae: These death animations remind me of Mortal Kombat fatalities
karpma: the wyrmblade genestealer cult seems sweet
raulghoulia: Heck yea
diceinbox: Any interest in the Tau?
Raincoast_Bear: Maybe Tyranids in next box set.
Fanklok: Sisters are rad
El_Funko: I wanna work on Tyranids next yeah
El_Funko: kinda sorta yeah
Gascitygaming: what's a Nob ork army like?
goombalax: you have covered your thicc bases
karpma: nurgle legionnaires are pretty tanky
Austere_Squire: at quota for lorg men?
rosesmcgee: that's what I'm saying @Mazrae
ReaperTitan152001: I think you should do neurons.
frogomb: Is anyone at LRR doing veteran guard?
El_Funko: legionnaires maybe yeah, chaos warriors
El_Funko: they're space marine equivalent
ReaperTitan152001: Necrons
lannersong: Would also recommend skiitari
graal_smith: Hi Ben, Hi Adam. I'm a bit confused. I thought this was the Callisto protocol, but there's so little call and response, and no steelpan drums at all.
tidehollowcat: My mom is making a Thousand Sons kill team.
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Rhynerd: Are any of the old teams LRR got sent compatible with the current edition? I know my Thousand Sons are half-power bow.
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goombalax: I mean Intercessors with the +1 wound trait have a bucket of wounds
Mr_Horrible: it seems like previously the enemies wouldn't mess with you while comboing or doing animations to another dude, and now they don't care?
graal_smith: I was expecting sebastian to sing "Under the sea" in this Callisto Protocol.
Mr_Horrible: like, you're getting hit during dodges by the other guy, it seems
MegaDosX: Off with his face
Gascitygaming: why is one guy toughter that one guy that's two guys?
frogomb: Ben should do Tau, but just do 6 stealth suits
Raincoast_Bear: Ian already did Tau.
goombalax: stealth suits are super finnicky
Gascitygaming: birds?
Raincoast_Bear: What are the "birds"?
Papa_Princesse: Are the votann a thing in kill team?
Mr_Horrible: oh hey, the Big half stuck around this time
OhaiMireiya: in my mind, me trying to be stealthy would be like trying to open one of those plastic cake boxes at 3 am
Mr_Horrible: that's kinda interesting
saucemaster5000: I have some 40k magic beans
Fancy_frenchman: you like to be Cho Gath
karpma: kroot farstalker
Raincoast_Bear: Interesting. You would trade for what?
GodPrinceJester: part 2 got so much health
Lithobraker: I'm waiting for exodites
lazermeow: I still need World Eater rules for kill team.
Roland_Malius: I really want to see an army box of the new World Eaters and Votan
Mazrae: Did the half that broken off change
Darleysam: TWO obelisks
TemporallyAwry:
Legally Distinct Pylon 
Mr_Horrible: honestly I'd give the game points back if they were brave enough for that
Ryxiene: Nice kiiii’ \o\
Boon_33: nay obolisk, woot monolith
goombalax: what is an obelisk if not a rock wall
HorusFive: No obolisk. Just big rock
OnyxOblivion: an obelisk moon
OhaiMireiya: 2 for 1 obelisks
Lithobraker: Give me my dino riding space elves James Workshop
FarleyF: do you want the Space soup or the Space Special
Mr_Horrible: 2 space eggs over space easy
lannersong: waiters love jazz snaps
MegaDosX: Nah I wouldn't bother with that place, they only have one star on Yelp
saucemaster5000: they're all pavlov's dog with a job
Tripleyew: “Yeah, I’m fine” “Did you, uh, want to help out in that fight at all” <Dani keeps walking>
Valbatross_: last time somebody snapped at me while I was waiting tables I had to flee the state
betweenmyself:
Hey BOY! Service!
Raincoast_Bear: @Lithobraker I've been waiting 20 years for those!
niccus: when you snap at a waiter they transform into their next form
lazermeow: Garson!?!? My crayons!!
CururuGuasu: Would you accept a large sphere or pyramid?
OhaiMireiya: oopsie doodle
Ryxiene: You actually just killed the chef, so
Gascitygaming: omg yessssss
MegaDosX: That game slapped
lannersong: Hell of a game!
lannersong: Multiplayer still top tier
AtomicAlchemical: Hell yeah AOM!
Mr_Horrible:
Izandai:
DrFromage: I played so much AoM
MegaDosX: Holy shit Ben
SnackPak_: oof
MegaDosX: How old were you?
saucemaster5000: not wrong
FarleyF:
EikoandMog: People treating servers or retail workers like shit is like, 100% dealbreaker to me.
Seth_Erickson: Servant!
Seth_Erickson: I require assistance!
Nigouki: I applaud this game's commitment to minimizing escort missions by constantly separating you from the NPC
Tripleyew: “Mother, summon the serf, please”
Izandai: The thing is, like... Server, servant... Very similar words.
TemporallyAwry:
That's what you get for growing up on "culture"
22 raiders from patbaer have joined!
two_dimensional_soup: summon the untouchables momma
patbaer: hey hi
lannersong: No moon shootin
MegaDosX: Good thing you're on a Jovian moon lmao
EikoandMog: Jeeeeesus
OhaiMireiya: hurro raiders
Mr_Horrible: this ain't your Earth gun KKona brother
MegaDosX: Also, hi raiders!
OhaiMireiya:
Gascitygaming: well at least earth has gun control *shrug*
patbaer:
ratstronomer: I once called my cat a bimbo infront of my whole family because I just thought it meant dumb
ratstronomer: It was an educational moment
Ferisar: fimbowinter
Quentastic: How far though the game are we?
Ferisar: my favorite lol item
Juliamon: to be fair, a lot of cats are bimbos/himbos
Fanklok: If they call the Moon Luna does that mean this is set in 40k universe
Mr_Horrible: cat has since reclaimed the term
Raincoast_Bear: Ben -- you want Tyranids for your Kroot?
Juliamon: Baxter is peak himbo
HadesLeprechaun: This specifically is what reviews noted and complained about. They almost universally liked the 1 on 1 fighting, but then here, later, they just throw a bunch at you and it doesnt work any more
Fanklok: I have a himbo cat, he's s fucking dumbass
Gascitygaming: When i was 6 my skating instructor called me shorty, i had to think of something to make fun of her being bigger than me so 6 year old me, in fron of all of her friends, thinking it was making fun of her being tall, called her a "bigot"
EikoandMog: I think there's some good ideas in here but they're just not executed very well.
Ferisar: lmao
Fanklok: He fell off a chair 3 times in a row
Mr_Horrible:
Gascitygaming that's actually great
Orxolon: a Shredder's revenge with chat
MegaDosX: Holy shit
Mr_Horrible: that fucking rules
MegaDosX: That's outstanding
EikoandMog:
@Gascitygaming
lannersong: awesome
SnackPak_:
Gascitygaming: i was so proud
SmoreThanAFeelin:
HorusFive:
MegaDosX: How did she react?
shurtal: you were ALMOST right
goombalax: bigot = big idiot
limp_cactus: oh man this game, my interest was killed SO fast when I learned they made it focus on TLOU melee combat
Darleysam: @MegaDosX racistly
HorusFive: @MegaDosX I would have simply died and exploded
Gascitygaming: @goombalax EXACTLY!
Gascitygaming: her and her friends laughed, they knew I didn't know what i was saying
niccus: the monsters just realized they should play to win
Blakemcm: chopper is here
MegaDosX: There's a helicopter! Somehow.
Mr_Horrible: they wanted to make it a 3rd-Person Brawler but didn't really know how to modulate the combat difficulty beyond "more guy", it seems
Easilycrazyhat: Public restroom 😬
OnyxOblivion: isnt the remake on PC?
Dalrint: the first one is great. the second one is miserable
MegaDosX: I hear good things about the show
Mr_Horrible: Story fine, good even, game also fine
limp_cactus: i say wait for TLOU remake
Austere_Squire: i just started the last of us for the first tme this weekend
saucemaster5000: The game is the show but you have to press buttons
Valbatross_: It's basically Pac Man, and then the last of us, as far as video games goes
goombalax: just watch the show and press X every now and again
itsr67: yes
frank_the_great: I haven't seen the latest episode yet, but the first few were 10/10
Mr_Horrible: yes
Valbatross_: nothing in between, according to the showrunner
blip2004: pretty sure a remake came out last year
Seth_Erickson: there's a new last of us remake happening as we speak ben
Amentur: Pretty much
Austere_Squire: nothing could match Skyrim
OnyxOblivion: no they ported it once and then remade it
e_bloc: wait for the last of the last of us
Easilycrazyhat: They at least made it better. Skyrim is just...Skyrim.
saucemaster5000: Loos, TLOU kinda sucks as a gae, it has a good story
Izandai: There's three versions of TLOU. The original, a remaster, and a remake.
limp_cactus: oh wait the remake IS out, but its coming to Steam soon
Raincoast_Bear: Ok, Ben. I'll do an inventory of my Tyranids. Whisper me and we'll sort out a trade.
SymphonicLolita: The Last of Us as apt a name as Cher's Farewell tours
Amentur: After the last season of Attack on Titan
Austere_Squire: The Lastest of Us
frank_the_great: The Last of Us remakes will continue until morale improves
betweenmyself:
Don’t look now, there’s a Last of Us Remake RIGHT BEHIND YOU! 
Lyropithic: The penultimate of us
lannersong: very
Mr_Horrible: I'm legitimately hype for XVI
Mr_Horrible: and not just so Garuda can tear my arms off
GodPrinceJester: at this point the last of us should just be "there's still a few of us"
SirMorek: this part of the game looks much cooler than what i saw from the early game
OnyxOblivion: walk it off
Boon_33: oofa
FarleyF: lets get the mashup we want - Clickers in Skyrim
shurtal: it's DMC, and after Hi-Fi Rush, i'm salivating for it
Izandai: Anyway, both TLOU and TLOU2 are great games, but the second one in particular is a hard one to recommend. It's... A lot. It's great! But it is a brutal emotional experience.
saucemaster5000: XVI so far looks like the MMO minus the online stuff
SirMorek: like that looked sweet, and there's no strobe lights
SymphonicLolita: yoooo
Izandai: adam please
notthepenguins: What, no it doesn't
goombalax: ooooooo
kumatsu:
clipping that for Trist 
Austere_Squire: is your melee weapon just like a big hunk of metal
matthaus_c: Massive Singleplayer Offline RPG
NorthstarTex: careful adam, them's fighting words with a lot of people
saucemaster5000: like... with just the story and no friends. Sure, sounds good
shurtal: there's a part in the preview today, that's just a bunch of 14 overlapping aoes
itsr67:
matthaus_c: FUCK YEAH
Dog_of_Myth:
SymphonicLolita: YOOO
notthepenguins: Lmfao
SirMorek:
tehfewl: hey now
Izandai: adam, please
empyreon:
saucemaster5000: yeah, what Adam said
matthaus_c: EAT IT METEION
SmoreThanAFeelin:
shurtal: Adam out here, wanted to get shot at
lannersong: adam pouring gasoline everywhere
ChippTunes: DRAG THEM
Faulpyr: Feisty!
Fancy_frenchman: Adam's feeling punchy tonight
Mr_Horrible:
eh, I don't know if I agree with that. It's more active combat (they got Platinum devs in for it), it just also focuses on the summons, because all FF games do
Gascitygaming: Jeez and I thought 6 year old me was rough....
Seth_Erickson: If only FF14 had story like WoW smh
Izandai: I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
Blakemcm: probably some shit about crystals
MegaDosX: Wait what did Adam say I missed that
lackingsanity: FF14's story is good, you just have to get past the 60 hours where its bad
GhostValv: that's bait
YTfriendofsquirrel: i like this final perfect adam form
Bunnarchist: good bait Adam, great bait actually
patrick_stonecrusher: Gettin chat ALL riled up
Austere_Squire: but i'm so gullible and so angery
Mr_Horrible: Adam that bait is too obvious even for me, c'mon
Spades_Slicc: Adam's baiting so hard I'm surprised his palms aren't hairy
EikoandMog: @Seth_Erickson Okay, there's jokes and then there's taking things too far.
drcthulu: don't feed the trolls
frank_the_great: Round em up!
OhaiMireiya: I'm waiting for Jacob to bust through the wall
matthaus_c: FFXIV is as good as Shadow of the Colossus, people are just sad about a bird
HorusFive: Somebody clip it for Wiggins
Lithobraker: I'll have you known that I've been repeatedly assured that 14 is critically acclaimed!
lannersong: "you stopped before the good part, Adam!!"
shurtal: @Spades_Slicc HA
Mr_Horrible:
Mal2mad: I mean, ARR deffo has some low points
ChippTunes: Can’t get mad if I agree 👀
BusTed: no voice? no watch
snowmonkey99: Yes, Adam reknowned love of lore...
Seth_Erickson: No voice acting I'm skipping
EikoandMog: Pfft, nah.
Valbatross_: I tried so hard not to skip cutscenes in ffxiv and each time that promise would last about 20 minutes
Fanklok: Saying a final Fantasy has bad story is like saying stop signs are red, this is from a person whose favorite game is Final Fantasy X
Ferisar: brb voice acting every cutscene
MegaDosX:
You should play SWTOR then
YTfriendofsquirrel: i agree with adam lol
shurtal: then explain BOOKS, Adam
OnyxOblivion: yeah theres too much game, i aint playing XIV at this point, im 5 story campaigns behind
Seth_Erickson: DDLC
Izandai: You know, every so often I remember that when I first watched an Adam stream I thought he was just an asshole.
Fancy_frenchman:
1000 Simply for the FF14 take
SymphonicLolita:
silenceaux: hey did you know that Draven and Darius are brothers
FarleyF: you know what cant be skipped - Watching Adams WOW videos about a hunter going from 0 to 2500
shurtal: BOOKS AREN"T VOICE ACTED
OhaiMireiya: my partner voiced all the Moogles with easten european accents
e_bloc: Adam "Loremaster" Savidan
SirMorek: books? yes. books INSIDE video games? nah dog
Ferisar: the boomer takes
SmoreThanAFeelin:
yessss
lannersong: The New York TImes Bestselling Lore List March 2023(TM)
drcthulu: It's not that far off though
ThorSokar: I mean... Adam's not wrong
Veshnikard: So only audio books
VoodontWoW: Oh look, books.
Seth_Erickson: they can be
theamc2000: May I have a book recommendation please
saucemaster5000: Doki Doki LC is emotionless, heard it here
Amentur:
"Oh you didn't like the game I love too much? You must have played it *wrong*." ... 
EikoandMog: I literally have two FF14 Lore Books right behind me.
Izandai: Yeah because it's wrong.
betweenmyself:
Gnomes 100 Dragons 0 = best lore
matthaus_c: there's only one Disco Elysium
MegaDosX: You're gonna anyway though
Robot_Bones: But Adam, the Item descriptions in FromSoftware games are books
Izandai: Just because we know it doesn't mean we like it.
saucemaster5000: You rile us up ON PURPOSE???
Seth_Erickson: Yeah but are they voice acted EikoandMog
YTfriendofsquirrel: i think were all like that inside
MegaDosX: Well.
VoodontWoW: >. > <.< *hides own lore books*
theamc2000: When is lets nope ping pong?
Austere_Squire: i have never once known adam to antagonize twitch chat
EikoandMog: @Seth_Erickson I can read them to you if you like.
MegaDosX: One can have incorrect opinions
notthepenguins: Most video game stories are meh yeah, I only object to "all"
Mr_Horrible:
Twitch Chat: "I am a sophisticated consumer of media. Also, ooh, a shiny hook!"
ThorSokar: Oh, are you in politics for your joe job?
Driosenth: Engagement!
two_dimensional_soup:
Seth_Erickson: Oooo Tempting
Ferisar: leper rules is a fact
YTfriendofsquirrel: Y Y Y
MegaDosX: Did Ben just say git gud?
shurtal: was that a Happy Birthday?
matthaus_c: like Evangelion
betweenmyself: This game need a Doctor Pimple Popper mode
saucemaster5000: like naruto
lannersong: we call that Jojo's Ben
Fancy_frenchman: Yes like FF14
Spades_Slicc: Yeah Ben, Life ff14
Orxolon: like batman v sup_
EikoandMog: Like, Resident Evil?
Orxolon: _
Gascitygaming: I like the Doom Movie
theamc2000: Most shonen manga
lannersong: KH is ACTUALLY painful
Mr_Horrible: Kingdom Hearts is a real trip
Spades_Slicc: @Fancy_frenchman Drift Compatible
lannersong: Not just sappy but up and down
YTfriendofsquirrel: thats how i am with fast and furious Tokyo drift its bad but i love it
Blakemcm: kingdom hearts is the worst kinda anime garbage
Lyropithic: Kingdom Hearts is a trip
Lithobraker:
Like Batman vs Superman
ThorSokar: But Ben... THE DARKNESS
EikoandMog: KH is actually AWFUL. I love the shit out of it.
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: The Tom Clancy's HAWX games. Love those dumb games
shurtal: *Jordan's Hair Stands up on the back of his neck*
Seth_Erickson: Here's what I think every story doesn't need to reinvent it's genre sometimes the formula is fine and fun to go through
Ferisar: believe it
saucemaster5000: I liked the bad god of war stories... then they rebotted it and took it seriously
matthaus_c: FFXIV thinks Y'shtola is a trash waifu
Valbatross_: Kingdom Hearts taught me just how much heavy lifting a soundtrack can do to salvage a terrible story
lannersong: @EikoandMog same!
Fancy_frenchman: @Fancy_frenchman The fact we posted it right next to each other too lol
MegaDosX: Jordan's ears are burning and he doesn't know why
theamc2000: Adam, book recommendation?
NorthstarTex: Kingdom Hearts required an explanation video for me, but holy crap is it amazing
silenceaux:
They put Naruto in Kingdom Hearts? 
Valbatross_: And I say this as somebody with a kingdom hearts tattoo
YTfriendofsquirrel: disasturous life of saiki K too lol i love it but its weird af
lannersong: I just wish more games let you skip cutscenes. I want to enjoy the game the way I want (usually with less talky)
Mr_Horrible:
I recently watched through most of the KH series, and I found that I actually really enjoy a lotta the character moments, but there's SO much nonsense too
korvys: Well, there's this horror visual novel...
saucemaster5000: Like a certain literature club
MegaDosX: Oh speaking of stories and books, Adam I remember you got a copy of Storm Front a while back, did you finish it and have you read any more Dresden Files books since?
tidehollowcat: You would love Chainsaw Man
Seth_Erickson:
Adam I'm on the last book of The Blade Itself trilogy
lannersong: for sure
OnyxOblivion: you dont love Callisto Man???
lannersong: not wrong
SymphonicLolita: for real tho
betweenmyself:
But Ben, don’t you understand the complex subtlety of randomly rearranging the letters of a persons name and adding an X to it?
ghyllnox: Play Spiritfarer
matthaus_c: there's a reason it shows up in Desert Bus every year
YTfriendofsquirrel: LOL KH soundtrack still plays in my head been like 20 years
Izandai: ben come on
YeomanAres: Sounds like Malazan
Mr_Horrible: I mean........
lannersong: No we just love Dearly Beloved over and over
theamc2000: Don’t you mean metal gear rising reventa de
Darleysam: @korvys Scarlet Hollow, yes! And not another suggestion¬
OhaiMireiya: well some part of it has to be simple and clean
ghyllnox: Made me cry
Izandai: Ben this isn't your heart.
SirMorek: i mean....
EikoandMog: He's no wrong!
two_dimensional_soup: i played ff14 for like a week because a friend of mine swears its one of the best stories and games ever but maybe its just the sexy bunny ladies but i just could not bring myself to give a shit
itira: truuueee
saucemaster5000: Evangelion fans only like the theme song
Izandai: Ben please, you know you're better than this.
Valbatross_: Yoko Shimomura put the Roxas fight on her back
matthaus_c: that's like Undertale and His Theme
notthepenguins: YES
OnyxOblivion: I *do* want to listen to Sanctuary
Orxolon: what was the name?
SirMorek: such a good series, after you get through the first 600 pages
Seth_Erickson: First book didn't make it through
notthepenguins: Absolutely fuckin fascinating world
Dalrint: Personally, I'm heavily invested in all 17 versions of Xenonort. Xenohort? the guy whom norts people
AdamTheIndividual: Book of the fallen is great. Do it.
silenceaux: I did finish the Wheel of Time lately...
MegaDosX: lmaooooooooo
ThorSokar: THIS IS LEGIT A PITCH for Kingdom Hearts
Mr_Horrible: None of us are without sin, Ben
notthepenguins: Malazan Book of the Fallen
empyreon:
HorusFive: LOVE THIS
saucemaster5000: "the first 60 hours are bad, but..."
Simonark: I never made it through the first book, can attest.
MrPipboy3000: I stopped Malazan after book 5 ... hated all it but Book 2
YeomanAres: First book really is a struggle
doubledbear: And the legend Yoko Shimomura
AdamTheIndividual: Malazan won't ho,d your hand though.
Omthebox: Just the first?
Izandai: Oh, like Kingdom Hearts?
notthepenguins: Imo read book 2 then 1 lol
blip2004: the first book is exposition the novel
Kazman20a: and slow Adam, the first book is slow
niccus: adam.
ButButTheJesus: @Valbatross_ ok this was me but for Final Fantasy XIII.
notthepenguins: That's what I did
matthaus_c: holy shit
LiamRos: yeah the first book is rough
matthaus_c: it's the same thing
kumatsu: I need a Bait emote for Adam
Mr_Horrible: you're actually gonna make him lose it, Adam LULL
MegaDosX: Oh boy, proper noun cascading is always a thing
GhostValv: "they're the same picture"
OnyxOblivion: so read the first book last?
theinvisiblevoice: no way this isn't a troll
ThorSokar: Have you heard about the FF14 Expansion: Heaven Sword?
ButButTheJesus: they'rethesamepicture dot pam
YTfriendofsquirrel: looking them up thanks for the rec
Valbatross_: Night Angel trilogy slaps
Gascitygaming: corporate wants to know the difference between these books and this game
Darleysam: and there's lalafels?
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: ADAM YES
NighSeptem:
Turns out, it is just a different media but the same story 
saucemaster5000: Pam Beasley -- "It's the same picture"
Spades_Slicc: Night Angel trilogy by Brent Weeks?
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Night angel is my GOAT
Valbatross_: That series kind of hurts to read but it's excellent
MegaDosX: Dresden Files series is pretty great too
Spades_Slicc: Night Angel trilogy sucks
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I found the second book dragged but I love the whole trilogy
shurtal: New night angel book in 2 months
Spades_Slicc: read the whole series and Brent Weeks other works
Austere_Squire: graphic audio?
ghyllnox: Adam over here like Oh nah fam I'm an idiot and then goes off about *books* smh
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: @shurtal WHAT?!
doubledbear: Looooove Brent Weeks' Night Angel trilogy
Seth_Erickson: You ever read the Chaos Walking series by Patrick Ness Adam I think you'd like that series.
korvys: @MegaDosX I saw Jim Butcher has started a new series, too
theamc2000: Sand Brand?
dbz011: Graphic Audio?
Spades_Slicc: it's weird christo fasc bs
MegaDosX: @korvys He has two additional series I think, Codex Alera and Cinder Spires
CataclysmicReverb: Most of the graphic audio stuff I listened to had truckers as their main characters
doubledbear: I couldn't stand the graphic audio version. I just want them to read it noraml
theamc2000: Is there a joe finch
Omthebox: You have to be Beloved by the Moon
Seth_Erickson: I like Joe
yuan42: joe abercrombie and fitch?
ButButTheJesus: @theamc2000 thank you
Austere_Squire: Abercrombie's too... miserable and everyone will hurt you for me
doubledbear: That said the Dr. Who radio plays/graphic audio slaps
betweenmyself:
Like their car keys?
ashesandmochi: i just finished jade city, i enjoyed it
Seth_Erickson: Luthar is a huge whiner
Seth_Erickson: but not in that way
MegaDosX: Dresden Files has a bit of a rocky start in that the first two books are a bit contentious, but it hits the ground running from three onward, and we're...seventeen books in I think now?
Simonark: I find it really hard to recommend my favorite writer in the world, too. Second favorite? Easy. But my actual favorite, I can't communicate my reasons well.
SymphonicLolita: says the man watching naruto
YeomanAres: Better to do it than live in the fear of it
silenceaux: The closest thing is "I have to get revenge" but...
saucemaster5000: like kids wanting to be the very best. what whiners
UnusuallyLargeMoth: tragedy is fine, angst sucks hair
Seth_Erickson: He's no Sand dan Glokta
Seth_Erickson: but he's still good
jamietopples: angst can be so funny though
theamc2000: Lex Luther is a great character
ghizmou: I could finish attack on titan because of that
theamc2000: Petty Schmidt
lannersong: agreed.
lannersong: he's so good
NighSeptem: Glokta is so good, you love to hate him
Seth_Erickson: He's great
lannersong: Glokta on the audiobook is fantastic too
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Just found the new night angel book and I'm completely freaking out
frank_the_great: I like "merit" stories i.e. stories where the people who put the effort in get what they want (including bad guys)
goombalax: so Jamie Lannister
Scy_Anide: I've been reading The Blade Itself and I don't like all of it but Glokta is a phenomenal character.
YTfriendofsquirrel: gulag archipelago is based
lannersong: @Scy_Anide my thoughts as well
lannersong: he's so compelling
matthaus_c: I like angst on characters that have nothing extraordinary going on at all
Seth_Erickson: Chairs the greatest invention in the world
UnkeptFlea: this is the story of every top laner ive ever had in league
Seth_Erickson: and stairs the worst.
saucemaster5000: oh right the game
Mr_Horrible: some kind of... Callisto Protocol
theamc2000: Adam, have you heard of Russian novels
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itmightbemikey: Lore dumping during lore dumping????
theamc2000: That is all misery
BrindleBoar: I like "lored at," that happens a lot.
EikoandMog: I still love the Golden Age and Eclipse Arcs of Berserk. Some of the best dang writing.
matthaus_c: well done Jacob, you really are the Callisto Protocol
Darleysam: "..and then we found this obelisk that..."
drcthulu: you're getting vortos'd
Gascitygaming: the sequel is Parahno Effect
matthaus_c: Adam would prolly get along really well with Dostoevsky
OnyxOblivion: do CANADIANS write novels?
Seth_Erickson: @EikoandMog Love these arcs
saucemaster5000: no, russian novels are in english classes, they're just set in russia
betweenmyself:
All them New Jersey novels
Simonark: Wait, Ben thinks the South Pole has a lot of novelists?
goombalax: why is there a guided tour of the prison lab
Seth_Erickson: give me big rock
jamietopples: do people ever challenge people to duels these days?
jamietopples: hi!
lannersong: @jamietopples yu gi oh players
theamc2000: Have you heard of the book: death and the penguin? It has a penguin
MegaDosX: Hot take there Savidan
jamietopples: guns are boring
YTfriendofsquirrel: @jamietopples i think legally you can
Rhynerd: Ah, a jail to hide your secret virus research.
matthaus_c:
@saucemaster5000 alright now you haven't said anything before that's made me wanna shake you
CataclysmicReverb: They carry around YuGiOh decks
SymphonicLolita: still legal in a few places
Lithobraker: How did this pass the IRB
Valbatross_: this is actually accurate to what it's like to be in prison in the US
Omthebox: Fast draw an Uzi
jamietopples: longsword lets goooooo
YTfriendofsquirrel: US baby
MegaDosX: Oh boy
matthaus_c: oh my god
ghizmou: they do carry arm platform to play yu-gi-oh though
itira: yikers
jamietopples: YES
MegaDosX: Tell me you're in the US without telling me you're in the US
Spades_Slicc: kkona bruthr
Dalouer: people need to wear gloves more.. so they can properly challenge people to duels
yuan42: its legal to open carry a sword in texas
AtomicAlchemical: people *could* carry around fencing swords if we weren't cowards
ashesandmochi: as a fencer, yes pls
yuan42: because, texas
silenceaux: sas
mrjujubeans: Merica
frank_the_great: I have been studying the blade
theamc2000: Swords are also not allowed past the checkpoint in the airport
YTfriendofsquirrel: i wanna carry a katana and not look like a weebu
TemporallyAwry: In the US I think you're still allowed to fly with guns, so long as you check them.
EikoandMog: SOME ON OBELISK
matthaus_c: I wanna rest my wrist on a rapier like a gay menace
Valbatross_: About 30% of the reason I transitioned is because posing with a sword went from lame to hot
Seth_Erickson: Give me the Obelisk you cowards
HolyHadouken:
ironically, in many states where you can open carry a firearm you cannot open carry a sword
goombalax: last year had more people trying to go through the airport with firearms than any previous
kumatsu: Broadsword
saucemaster5000: @saucemaster5000 makes it all worth it. All those books set in russia, taught in english. A crime with no punishment
blip2004: the best one was when someone shoved a handgun in a whole raw chicken and tried to take it on a plane last year
korvys: You did that Axe thing
azninsect: LRRP?
UnusuallyLargeMoth: LRR Learns The Way Of The Sword
MegaDosX: I bet Ian and Beej would be up for kendo
BrindleBoar: HEMA
jamietopples: fighting with steel is so fun though
eric_christian_berg: Check out HEMA?
Seth_Erickson:
That's not a big rock 
Blakemcm: sabre is doing actual sword swing stuff
Andymonium: oh hey it's Dave
Nigouki: it's the fucking warrior of light from Nausicaa
lazermeow: Find a Hema place.
ghyllnox: Ben there's Sabre
Nigouki: lmao
itira:
hieroglyphica: Ooooo yeah I used to know a guy who open carried, just you know, as a personal choice 24)7. The US is a trip
frank_the_great: That's Ted, have you not been paying attention?
OhaiMireiya: some sort of fish boy?
UnusuallyLargeMoth: Ben does that count as an obelisk it looks too greebly and hecked up
YTfriendofsquirrel: dude ian and beej kendo stream would be S tier
mjiig: I saw the claim a while ago that the introduction of pistol duels actually made duels less deadly on average
Seth_Erickson: This game sucks it's not a big rock
lannersong: how left this 6/6 for 6 common card art here?!
quillilian: meat obelisk?
theamc2000: In fencing you can use a Sabre, it is a pirate sword fighting
betweenmyself:
Tooths…. You are looking at Tooths.
epsilon_vee: that a lotta... teeth
Delalelilolu: oh so theyre ripping off resident evil 4
CururuGuasu: Giant fossil! Pretty close
Mal2mad: Uhhmm... helmet?
SymphonicLolita: werent ian and/or cori in the SCA? I'm sire that could be a thing
shurtal: Night Angel Nemesis April 25
goombalax: icecream sandwiches!
matthaus_c: why is this motherfucker multitasking right now
two_dimensional_soup: just teeth stuff
Blakemcm: evil to be evil
Amentur:
Didn't check below the first layer
Simonark: Wow, what a great idea with NO possible terrible consequences whatsoever.
laundreydhull: Oh, hey. It's, it's "Old Phyrexia"
YTfriendofsquirrel: oh damn his loot crate finally got here with his Parappa the rappa orange tooke
Orxolon: tonight in streamers get caught
BusTed: The Daywalker
Dalrint: they explain why near the end of the game and it''s so dumb.
ButButTheJesus: the medical BOXES were just a cover for the medical CYLINDERS!
lannersong: YUP THAT'S MEDICINE *slams it shut*
TheMerricat: Why did they build this museum tour again?
Scy_Anide: Prolly not radioactive or anything.
yuan42: its the rock?
MegaDosX: Oh hey it's Starkiller
frogomb: LRR LARP? Yes please. I would love to see yall play some Amtgard or Dagohir
Seth_Erickson: It's the not warden guy right?
azninsect: still alive
Lyropithic: We still haven't ruled out obelisks
Seth_Erickson: the officer who was in charge of us
two_dimensional_soup: they just need someone to say "meester kennedy" now
ratstronomer: His head is HUGE
matthaus_c: a real noggin
MegaDosX: Brother Six Head over here
itira: thats a dome
UnusuallyLargeMoth: man boss fights in this game seem really intense and dynamic and not at all repetitive...
I_Am_Clockwork: this is litterally just the engineer from Prometheus... loool
baskwalla: Heed!
yuan42: what just happened?
matthaus_c: where tf did she come from
I_Am_Clockwork: erm the space jockey
theamc2000: Good escape
lord_wertornion: as far as I know there is a historical fencing club close to you
Easilycrazyhat: Ah yes, the punch activated controls
saucemaster5000: loving the "So I married an axe murderer" references in 2023
itira: ickyyy
MegaDosX: Grim
azninsect: welp
YTfriendofsquirrel: @I_Am_Clockwork DUDE NO WAY im a huge fan of you
Blakemcm: lol her face looks perfect
azninsect: ok byeeee
Seth_Erickson: One of Us One of Us
ghizmou: and her skin is still flawless, not even a pimple
SymphonicLolita: uh oh zombeez
lazermeow: Noooooo, not my girl.
YTfriendofsquirrel: @I_Am_Clockwork you filip balis?
Amentur:
matthaus_c: talk about a banger first kiss
mrjujubeans: One of us one of us
CataclysmicReverb: Hello mister tyrant
OhaiMireiya: time for tea!
j3573rblack: I've missed some stuff, have we figured out it's pylons yet?
Jobot180: Not an eyelash out of place
Dalrint: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
MegaDosX: Who said that?
matthaus_c: I don't have object permanence
kumatsu: who?
Mr_Horrible: noooo, not, uh... *checks notes* Dani!
Mazrae: Us of one, us of one
Omthebox: My non existent object permanence
MegaDosX: Like I know Ben's here but who's that other guy?
two_dimensional_soup: !advice
LRRbot: Always go north.
OhaiMireiya: I'll put the kettle on, who's for tea?
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX I thought it was Adam from Adam's Gamehaus, but it looks more like Seabats
Mazrae: !badadvice
LRRbot: Explosions can be contained in a body.
OnyxOblivion: i already forgot about him
kumatsu: !quote larvae
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Sogheim: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Twitch (or Discord) channel, not the woods.
matthaus_c: !findquote larva
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Mazrae: !sire
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Your back looks fantastic!
Izandai: @MegaDosX I dunno, some jerk who likes shitting on stuff other people like.
Sogheim: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a pelt with reach
matthaus_c: daaaaaaaaamn
saucemaster5000: That sounds like everyone -- can you narrow it down?
Izandai:
laundreydhull: !advice
LRRbot: Avoid the chickens.
SymphonicLolita: so it's chat, got it
Mr_Horrible: *cue ProZD "I like that thing!" clip*
Mr_Horrible: wait, it's "cue" in that context, not "queue", right?
laundreydhull: But I eat those in my meals...
SymphonicLolita: goldeneye on CTS next week? oh boy
DaFhaye: welcome back
matthaus_c: wait who are you
Mr_Horrible: have I been wrong all this time?
Spades_Slicc: Feet?
SymphonicLolita: gasp
MegaDosX: Oh hey, it's Ben and...that other guy, what's his name?
Spades_Slicc: for free?
Mr_Horrible: for FREE?!?!
DaFhaye: FOR FREE!!!!!!!?
Forgotten_Lizard: Wow, for free?
ghyllnox: Feet!
itira: uh ohhh
Raincoast_Bear: FEET alert!
Izandai: @Mr_Horrible Yeah
Lithobraker: Wait, who are these guys?
saucemaster5000: eh, it Cost me
ThorSokar: Feet for FREE, WHAT A YEAR
CaptinOfBeez: FEET!
Blakemcm: its to balance you well
Mr_Horrible: @Mr_Horrible oh thank god
Robot_Bones: Its the guy from Adam's GameHaus
Omthebox: I'm sure your feet are beautiful on the inside.
Spades_Slicc: Adam I assure you there are people on the internet who will go wild for you tootsies
Mr_Horrible: "Reveal yourselves"
tidehollowcat: Oh god
Raincoast_Bear: Legs. Women's legs...
jamietopples: do you have a big gap between your big toe and other toes?
rosesmcgee: don't admit it, it's a trick
MegaDosX: Who feels brave?
Simonark: More of a shoulder blade fan?
saucemaster5000: more of a Tibia person
Dalrint: Feet are weird
itira: @Mr_Horrible LOL
Enki1256: Reveal yourselfs!
Juliamon: You do not have to reveal yourself.
Nydestroyer: I mean I think it would be hard to type if you where a foot person
jamietopples: aww
UnkeptFlea: sorry I'm more of a meters guy
circusofkirkus: this is entrapment
TemporallyAwry: "There is nothing so weird that there isn't a person out there that's into it" - Internet 1992 Advice
toenolla: oh god, don't say "I think my feet are ugly" on the internet...
betweenmyself:
PixelsAtDawnGaming: Paging Quentin Tarantino
MegaDosX: @UnkeptFlea Holy shit that made me cackle
sgowell: If you are a foot person, name 5 toes
Ryxiene:
@juliamon the protector
ThorSokar:
It's a TRICK
jamietopples:
itira: LOL
Charlie_Victor7: Not a foot person but put your hands up to the camera real quick for no reason...
jamietopples:
tidehollowcat: Yoshikage Kira patiently waiting for someone to bring up hands
itira: good for balance
jamietopples: you're a beast
laundreydhull: I don't think I'd know
Raincoast_Bear: Everybody has feet, Adam. There is not need to be ashamed.
jamietopples: lets fight
lazermeow: I was not expecting foot fetish on the Let's Nope tonight.
plundypops: must be nice
Izandai: My feet are just wide. Makes shoe shopping slightly trickier.
MegaDosX: I mean, I think we'd be fine with that
rosesmcgee: my left foot is substantially larger than my right. it sucks
saucemaster5000: what act are we on? What's going on anyway?
MegaDosX: I'm just sad that I missed Ben's stream this morning because he finished up half an hour before I woke up >_>
Enki1256: Just chatting, sometimes game.
Raincoast_Bear: I thought you were a just chatting streamer...
theamc2000: Do your headphones have cords looping in and out of your headphones.
jamietopples: or jiu jitsu!!!
Nydestroyer: Ben does hottub streams but the trick is he just talks for 4 hours and then leaves saying no time for hottubs
azninsect: id hang out
Loa_Ayizan: In this stream Ben IS a just chatting streamer, which means we get both
Mr_Horrible: "On Guard", as the kids say
SymphonicLolita: welp
Austere_Squire: oh, that escalated quickly
ghyllnox: With Ben's streams it's like the game is the interesting table centerpiece
Gascitygaming: and.... bullet in the ear
rosesmcgee: @theamc2000 those are the headphones Ian "fixed"
Izandai: Oh she is just straight up not having a good time.
betweenmyself: So… She’s been better.
saucemaster5000: Oh no She's karen Fukuwhathappened?
theamc2000: @rosesmcgee ty
Blakemcm: yea i hate this lady, dont care
Jobot180: Her eye make-up got all runny
TheMerricat: @theamc2000 they were repaired on tinker Tailor solder fry, The cord that they had to repair it wasn't thin enough to fit in the channel that the original cord was in so it's just hanging out
Austere_Squire: every time i've seen her interact with you, she's seemed mean?
Sogheim: I guess time keeps going while you've got the game paused or those things are hella invasive
Papperslappen: In the grand scheme of things, one could argue that it actually is quite fair
itira: sure.
azninsect: "heeeey i needed that...for shootin"
Seth_Erickson: Finish the Fight!
SymphonicLolita: [x] doubt
Musicsquid: Finish the fight
Blakemcm: dude is straight simping
theamc2000: 0k
jamietopples: please how do care?
MegaDosX: No not really
OnyxOblivion: @MegaDosX i miss it every day, im a VOD Viewer
patrick_stonecrusher: It's time to FINISH THE FIGHT
pimiento: just put a circle around here and type 'you care about this' next to it
Mr_Horrible: the game has established so little, it's kinda wild
saucemaster5000: they were suppsed to hate each other, I think?
Sogheim: Ben, I don't even know her name
Ed25519: "making promises the character can't keep".... ding!
laundreydhull: I mean,.... get in line?
DaFhaye: Yeah I feel like I don't even know the main character
MegaDosX: There's been crumbs of development and we're some six hours in at this point
shurtal: get to the end and you find out it was ghost written by David Cage
MegaDosX: Longer, in fact
Dalrint: the first guy had the most characterization. I don't remember his name though. the othe rprisoner
Izandai: @Blakemcm Can we please not use that word any time a man shows basic empathy or compassion for a woman?
Gascitygaming: And she's been extremely antagonistic up to this point i feel like?
Mai_Andra: As soon as you turn around, you just hear a shot from behind you...
betweenmyself:
Don’t worry. Sure you’re going to lose your mind and most of your skin, but in the bright side it’s going to be very slow and hurt THE ENTIRE TIME.
Nydestroyer: we need to hurry, let me loot though... The video game MC truth
Mr_Horrible: ah, a Space-Bostonian
UnusuallyLargeMoth: who am I duncan in cole again
TheMerricat: There's been plenty of character development we punched a lot of people then we shot a lot of people and then some people tried to eat us and then we punched more people and we shot more people what more do you want out of characters.
frank_the_great: Yep
jamietopples: Dunkin D's
Raincoast_Bear: Get in that big tracked vehicle and F-off.
jamietopples: trolls they are
Juliamon: They dropped the donut, yes
UnusuallyLargeMoth: Dunkin Deez??
OnyxOblivion: yeah the slogan here is "america runs on Dunkin"
j3573rblack: yeah, just Dunkin now
niccus: i think the "dunkin" thing is now permanent, yeah
SymphonicLolita: awaiting in 10 years where they just become Dunk
matthaus_c: deez two boys I like so much
OnyxOblivion: people go for the coffee more than the donuts now
Mai_Andra: Dunk some D's on it
ChippTunes: Dunk Nutz
GhostValv:
Dunkin deez have a nice day
Raincoast_Bear: Because Duncan was too hard to spell?
rosesmcgee: America runs on Dunkin. The rest of the world has health care
Nydestroyer: Sir, this is a Dunkin.
Mr_Horrible: pa-paya
betweenmyself: It’s at least a better change than IHOB… *shudder*
SymphonicLolita: that's when you have hava
kumatsu: Oh yeah, that reminds me, I need to try Tim Hortons if I do come visist
laundreydhull: At least Daymare has "he's going there. & Then he'll BE there."
Gascitygaming: I remember an old clip of G quoting someone else who said "America Crunks on Funkin" and i think of that EVERY time i hear dunkin
blip2004: its 140
saucemaster5000: @rosesmcgee for everyone else, there's Mastercard
Yolysses: Yeah, officially just Dunkin’ now as they realized they sell more coffee than donuts
DarknessKingCoH: Dunkin Donuts makes me Funkin go nuts.
pimiento: Dunkaccino?!
Juliamon: Dunkin also completely fucked over their rewards program so fuck 'em
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I remember that gvlog
Mr_Horrible: Amerca Runn no Dunn-Dun
saucemaster5000: Tom from MySpace???
RayFK: PRONGLES
korvys: BEN THAT'S NOT FAKE
shurtal: PRONGLES
shurtal: YOU CAN BUY PRONGLES
ChippTunes: Wemby’s Old Foldin’ Hurgusburgus
UnusuallyLargeMoth: pangorl
laundreydhull:
What?!
Austere_Squire: prongle the dongle?
Mr_Horrible: I do not remember that but it made me laugh out loud just now, so
UnusuallyLargeMoth: porglams
Gascitygaming: i need prongles
toenolla: you could get them at Target
inconsideratehat: The Sbubby meme gets me every fucking time
RayFK: It was fake, but you could absolutely buy Prongles
saucemaster5000: oh fiddle, it was a CaH thing
Misslinnythebaker: Yea from cards against humanity
Izandai: Oh that's just rude.
TheMerricat: You guys have a long long way to go.
Mr_Horrible:
I mean, you said that about Signalis, Ben, and you finished it that stream
UnusuallyLargeMoth: man imagine if you extended that extendy thing and accidentally stabbed that lady in the neck
ButButTheJesus: @I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo I'm partial to A&A: AAAAAAAAAAAA
OnyxOblivion: So now the co-op portion begins
Raincoast_Bear: Don't argue with Adam's Mom.
Papperslappen: to the dome
korvys: LOL
Mr_Horrible: Roll credits
UnusuallyLargeMoth: LOAD SAVE
Valbatross_: bonk
itira: deaderino
Mr_Horrible: fucking do it
Sogheim: one punch man
Kelderan: End
niccus: why'd you die mate
saucemaster5000:
theamc2000: Rip
theamc2000: F
betweenmyself:
DED
Valbatross_: go to horny jail
Mr_Horrible: cowards
MegaDosX: Not what a donkey punch is Ben >_>
Papperslappen: dunked
Blakemcm: back to prison
land_manatee: I thought it was "cold cocked"
Raincoast_Bear: Now you play as robot.
goombalax: new game + time
itira:
@MegaDosX
OnyxOblivion: back in the prison cell? so much progress lost!
Mazrae: But where is the lady
saucemaster5000: @MegaDosX you don't know what the robot did next
Manae: An hour? I only got half an hour a day
theamc2000: Lady ded now
UnusuallyLargeMoth: I love how that robot is so inept as to not take any of your many many immediately visible guns
MegaDosX: @saucemaster5000 Oh so that's why it cut to black
laundreydhull: I thought all the bots were broken
Orxolon: ne and my brother had the most out of Battle tank
matthaus_c: that's a 50 that never comes back
Gascitygaming: seller's market
saucemaster5000: show feet to brother
UnusuallyLargeMoth: you have like eight guns on you and that giant war bot was like "yeah you can keep those just go in your cell"
SK__Ren: Dayum, thats som PC Cafe pricing
Orxolon: the tank game with the eagle
BrindleBoar: for an hour of computerin'? that sounds like highway robbery
RayFK: WMW BAYBEE
RayFK: Pokemaul
Seth_Erickson: I used to bribe my brothers to do my chores. It's a staple of my childhood.
RayFK: Gotta play some Anime Hero Battle Arena
Mazrae: I had my own custom built computer when I was about 8
RayFK: Maybe some Naruto Vs Bleach DOTA clone
Manae: Though me and my brother swapped out after 30 minutes playing Warcraft 2, so not that far off
lannersong: gonna be REALLY rested
Valbatross_: one time my friend was playing Peasant RP custom maps and I made a sock puppet account to mess with him in game
Valbatross_: he lost his shit
saucemaster5000: why does nobody smile in their prison photos? rude
MegaDosX: Huh.
Mr_Horrible: maybe Callisto only has a 20 hour day?
UnusuallyLargeMoth: what if callisto only has 18 hour days
kumatsu:
@saucemaster5000 They'd be prettier if they smiled
niccus: callisto uses the beats system
Leo_rhubarb: when i saw footage of this game on the hilight reel, i thought it might be the new dead space with that neck health bar
kumatsu: I think Callisto would actually have like, a 30 hour day
UnusuallyLargeMoth: isn't a day on mercury something like an earth minute or something wild
Seth_Erickson: if you're passing your time on the revolution of the planet that is.
Nydestroyer: some places dont even have days
Sogheim: a day on Venus is like almost a year
Raincoast_Bear: One Callisto day is 17 Earth days apparently.
Mr_Horrible: all planets are just Sonic at different velocities of spin-dash
Seth_Erickson: There's no reason Callisto does that
MegaDosX: Well Callisto is tidally locked to Jupiter, so it's day would be as long as its year
lannersong: Now I doubt every chest he opens doesn't have extra layers
rosesmcgee: day on the moon is a month
Mr_Horrible: oh shit, we *are* the Callisto Protocol
niccus: wait, we're the monolith?
lackingsanity: presumably the prison lights and such would just be operating on an earth standard schedule
saucemaster5000: Wait, who/what's patient zero? Ben's actually following this?
MegaDosX: Callisto has an orbital period of about 17 Earth days, and is tidally locked, so that's how long its "day" would be too
gualdhar: Imagine how smart Ben would be if they paid him the big bucks
eric_christian_berg: The real Callisto Protocol was the infection we got along the way.
laundreydhull: Oh, a mimic egg trap!
RayFK: The Middle Monies, The Chump Change, The Small Salary
DaFhaye: Ben's motto. Just enough
Sogheim: "you want me to live on an internet comedian's salary?!"
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MegaDosX: Is Nicole in on this plan?
Izandai: Have you discussed this with Nicole?
Mr_Horrible: we need to bring back old-school patronage
rosesmcgee: that's it! Rich people need to adopt the rest of us!
Manae: @saucemaster5000 We just learned Adam was on a ship smuggling the parasites causing this, so he's guessing he already got infected and is symbiotic with it instead of going all mutant
shendaras: Hmm.
NotCainNorAbel: any 'rich' thuplers
Nydestroyer: thupplesugarperson
Valbatross_: if you find one let me know
MegaDosX: Ah, very good then
Izandai: noice
ghyllnox: Rich unicorns?
Mr_Horrible: where a milllionaire can pay you to live on their estate and make content
Raincoast_Bear: Lets start with trading Warhammer see where it goes.
Austere_Squire: any unobtrusive billionaires in search of thruple?
TemporallyAwry:
I'm still waiting for the total collapse of the world economy 
- I have money on that
lazermeow: I'll thruple with you provided I am the middle spoon.
land_manatee: My retirement plan is to befriend a rich old person who has no family members.
DaFhaye: Ben and Nicole looking for Sugar daddy and or mommy
Sogheim: nothing like joining a five person polycule to afford rent
SkylerRingtail: Millennials killed the monogamous marriage just to survive
Raincoast_Bear: This guy again?
Nydestroyer: I have always wondered if you could cold call a super rich person and they might just give you a million
betweenmyself:
Me and my five wealthy partners are looking for three new people to join us, so Ben ya just need to find one additional person
mollyjames_: Imagine being monogamous in this economy
Kelderan: Outer spoon is best. I'm a warm boi.
Mr_Horrible:
"The Outer Spoon" was my favorite old sci fi network show
kumatsu: I'm a "toss for 2 hours" kinda sleeper
UnusuallyLargeMoth:
i'm too big to be the little spoon
theamc2000: There are sock sleepers?
Juliamon: Oh, it ripped off the *other* side
baskwalla: Cover my feet up in 800 blankets
saucemaster5000: I'll be the thrupple's cheap blanket
Kelderan: Gotta keep all the guys, gals, and nb pals warm in front =D
MegaDosX: They changed the paradigm!
OhaiMireiya: I'm like a mini heater, so animals gravitate to being near me
Fancy_frenchman: That’s when you play the trump card of being a human furnace and burn up the two outer spoons
OnyxOblivion: i sleep on my back and look like a body in the morgue
Papperslappen: I'm an under your bed, hunting for feet poking out kind of sleeper
Kramburger: I basically had to put my toddler in a sleeper hold to get her to take a nap, but I'm finally here. What's the deal with these guys?
Nydestroyer: sleep like trubish
saucemaster5000: You only get the pikachu robot
NotCainNorAbel: two animations...top teir game
Mr_Horrible: the Snorlax just looks more and more pained every morning
theamc2000: I want Aron
Kelderan: Ben, why are there only angry pika noises coming from your Pokemon Plus+?
Enki1256: You attract a whole bunch of ghost's and terror pokemon
thatjerkherc: Im more of a Garbodor myself.
CataclysmicReverb: I don't want a game judging my sleep
OnyxOblivion: speaking of Trubbish, any plans to continue the nuzlocke, Ben?
betweenmyself: Pikachu says, “You should really be screened for sleep apnea! PIKA!”
Austere_Squire: Mr. Mime shows up to be your sleep paralysis demon
MegaDosX: Better than sleeping like a Noctowl (get it, because they have insomnia, ha ha)
Kramburger: Ben sleeps like a baby. He wakes up every two hours fussing
itira: XD
saucemaster5000: colicky
Gascitygaming:
Ben "nerve pinch your child into unconsciousness" ulmer
Papperslappen: cant wait for that snorlax branded cpap machine
theamc2000: Yes
Mr_Horrible: is the health jel at least lime-flavor?
MegaDosX: Kickball
Kelderan: "This place is a prison" broke me for some reason.
Makrosian_Tae: Evening folks! How're the games tonight? Fast and frightful?
thatjerkherc: Regigigas apparently cannot fall asleep so I guess thats a bonus for never getting good sleep.
Kramburger: Adam are you psyched for the Elden Ring DLC?
RayFK: Sounds like Bioshock
Papperslappen: ok scifi man
MegaDosX: @Makrosian_Tae Game is decidedly mid, the company is much better though
saucemaster5000: What's more bargain bin than bargain bin president from 5th element?
OnyxOblivion: bro his ship crashed, he didnt choose a thing
theamc2000: Are you Jacob
jamietopples: does something greater come with fries?
Lithobraker: @papperslappen how is that not a thing yet?!
kumatsu: it's a sin to lie on the internet, Adam
Makrosian_Tae: @megadosx the company?
RayFK: Replaying ER right now, game is great
Kramburger: Adam please, I'm married
itira:
MegaDosX: @Makrosian_Tae The people. Chat, Ben, and that other guy whose name escapes me.
Raincoast_Bear: DLC => every monster replaced by rolling Boulder.
Makrosian_Tae: @megadosx 😎👉👉
jamietopples: is that your big toe?
betweenmyself:
If Adam isn’t a coward he’ll do the Elden Ring DLC blind with improved multiplayer and monster/item randomizer active
Loa_Ayizan: Hope you can melee the end boss
Kramburger: @Raincoast_Bear The final boss is four godskin nobles
theamc2000: Why is health bar on back of neck?
NoxStryx: Maybe you should write it a poem?
Makrosian_Tae: Because Dead Space
Enki1256: Assault rifle usually is the worst kind of gun in these types of games.
Mr_Horrible: I love how they try to make all the hits meaty and weighty and then when you finally explode their head it's like popping a water balloon
MegaDosX: Anyone else remember Toe?
theamc2000: U
rosesmcgee: @NoxStryx so the guards can easily tell if they beat you to death
Makrosian_Tae: You've gone near infinite
Mazrae: 3 is not 0
Kramburger:
I noticed all the zombies are barefoot
NoxStryx: @megadosx Toe was my BOY!
Gascitygaming: I feel like this is kind of like Destiny used to be where it'll drop ammo for the guns you aren't using more often
Mr_Horrible: I've seen some of the bullshit you can get up to with the guns in the remake and HOO BOY it's good stuff
laundreydhull:
betweenmyself: I assume the Foam Hand is in DeadSpace remake?
raulghoulia: I liked the assault rifle that you fired in 360 degrees above your head
Kramburger: 45 *SPACE* dollarydoos
Mr_Horrible: some kinda Death Loop
itira: so silly
Mr_Horrible: saving it for a rainy day
theamc2000: You don’t?
Blakemcm: you got dosie doe
betweenmyself:
Where else would they keep loose ammo? In their pockets?
Gascitygaming: Guy repairing this station after: "Did this guy not know that you can just UNPLUG cables?!"
Nydestroyer: you know, this is the first stream of this I have caught and it really is deadspace at home\
Kramburger: If I worked in a hell prison, I'd have guns and ammo around like trash cans at disneyland... never more than 30 steps away at any given moment
MegaDosX: Gone-diddly-one
OnyxOblivion: @Mr_Horrible man i should replay that
MegaDosX: Question: if there is actually an obelisk, would it make up for the rest of this game being rather mid?
saucemaster5000: we only want head, fair
CataclysmicReverb: Armor is too strong?
darkhalcyon: Everytime he chants obelisk I keep thinking of Across the Obelisk
NorthstarTex: and suddenly no head
KarnakGWJ: God speed little doodle
Makrosian_Tae:
It's an homage, you don't get it. This is. Small time I did company, they don't have the kind of money Dead Space has
raulghoulia: he's not ambidextrous
Mr_Horrible: this protagonist is like one of those "Battle-Damage" action figures
Raincoast_Bear:
I just finished a nice Coffee Flavored Stout. 
Mr_Horrible:
Seth_Erickson: Didn't we see the source all ready?
theamc2000: Obelisk the tormenter?
MegaDosX: Would you accept a pyramidion? What about a pillar?
Lyropithic: I would respect it
SmoreThanAFeelin:
saucemaster5000: like a 10 book series with 800 bad first pages
Seth_Erickson: wasn't it that massive alien
Nydestroyer: End of the game "I summon obeelisk the tormenter"
Mr_Horrible: Game: absolute dogwater, but has obelisk. 10/10
pimiento: so if it ends with an oblelisk, does that make it good but with an asterisk?
Mr_Horrible: Massive ass-fucking alien? Ben we can't show that
Raincoast_Bear: What about a Stelae? Or a Menhir?
ghyllnox: The next reveal is you're the dude
OnyxOblivion: maybe the alien was turned by an obelisk
EikoandMog: It's literally a Resident Evil plot.
lazermeow: Ah yes, a Red Alien Herring.
Lyropithic: Syke! It was oeblisk all along!
ARiposte: Would you settle for an odd novelist?
lord_wertornion: big alien is wrapped around an obelisk
itomeshi: It's not an obelisk. It CAN'T be an obelisk. It's a legally destinct MONOLITH.
Nydestroyer: then there is the basilisk
Loa_Ayizan: Yes but what made that original Alien so big??? Obelisk
MegaDosX: @itomeshi I know you're probably kidding, but Callisto is a moon of Jupiter, so a monolith would be surprisingly appropriate of a reference
Mr_Horrible: all these games enemies are just the "would you still love me if I was a worm?" meme over and over again
betweenmyself:
Big swerve. Mutations caused by Tetraminos
rosesmcgee: it's a shame Vince had to get himself cancelled for being shitty, because these are some big, vascular dudes
OnyxOblivion: maybe the game devs were possessed by an obelisk to make it
MegaDosX: In some games the answer is yes
itomeshi: @MegaDosX That somehow makes it even better.
saucemaster5000: Bloop
KarnakGWJ: Por que no los dos?
lazermeow: It's not about the quality of the game, but the obelisks we wanted along the way.
MegaDosX: RIP
Kramburger:
I played that game when I worked in a nightclub 
itira: damn
OnyxOblivion: this game seems like it would SUCK with a permadeath mode.i mean most games would but
theamc2000: Pee año man
Makrosian_Tae:
You're the explodeyman
Mr_Horrible: love to lock myself into melee combat with an enemy while the game creates critical threats 2 seconds later that I can no longer respond to
MegaDosX: Holy shit
SK__Ren: But Melee has infinit ammo so its fine, right?
MegaDosX: You got your melee cancelled like three times
itira: that death was grooooss
plundypops: need that S rank ammo pull
Nydestroyer: sing us a song of the ammo man
itomeshi: Huh... the one mob was 5 Riot Gun ammo the first time and 4 Riot Gun ammo the second... but seriously, lockers are random? This *is* a horror game.
Papperslappen: No animation canceling for you
Robot_Bones: *cough* Looks like we actually beat the game today!
shendaras: I wonder if it's equivalent -- 4 riot or 21 assault
Mr_Horrible: also really loving how the game tries to emphasize the brawling system and then seems to punish you incessantly for using it after a certain point?
Rhynerd: We may have to go over time o finish today
argusthecat: Like, I can understand not wanting to overtune the ammo count. But... uh... survival games about scarcity should probably not have the scarcity be a coin flip?
Mr_Horrible:
Makrosian_Tae: Cannot be saved by Obelisk
Leo_rhubarb: how about *two* obelisk?
NotCainNorAbel: game have fully lost Adam
Nydestroyer: needs two
quatoria: bad news: at the end, it's not an Obelisk, but an Oblate Spheroid
itomeshi: What about... an evil pebble?
Robot_Bones: What about an.... ORB?
ChippTunes: More like the Craplisto Pooptocol
saucemaster5000: tip to devs-- make mid game short so people settle on "fine"
Robot_Bones: or a Walking Eye?
BrindleBoar: what about an obelisk with an orb on top of it?
MegaDosX: An honest to god monolith would make me at least not hate the game
MegaDosX: But yeah this game's pretty mediocre
Mr_Horrible: that's gonna be a new line-item in IGN reviews - "Would this be salvaged by adding an obelisk?"
itira: look at that dumper
BusTed: THICC
betweenmyself:
Sorry, no Obelisk. Just Triforce
theamc2000: Booty
MrPipboy3000: Spit boy's got clappers
Blakemcm: rifle seems like best gun by far
baskwalla: They should really set a protocol for that dumper
itira: @MrPipboy3000 I did a spit take
MegaDosX: Super Fun Happy Slide!
Mr_Horrible: that guy at least got to take the fun way doown
Makrosian_Tae: Again! Again!
KarnakGWJ: Halfway up the stairs is sthe stairs where I live...
jamietopples: i need an adult
Manae: Game's good again
Makrosian_Tae: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
saucemaster5000: hover near my face
Papperslappen: hahahaha
Makrosian_Tae: !card hovermyr
LRRbot: Hovermyr [2] | Artifact Creature — Myr [1/2] | Flying, vigilance
NotCainNorAbel: HERE!
Mai_Andra: the gluteus minimum
Izandai: Look. Is he wrong?
Mr_Horrible: nevermind, game's amazing
Loa_Ayizan: Everything has been fine until now
itomeshi: Hmm... that's not quite "he's going there, and then he'll be there" territory, but oofa.
Abelzumi: How have the Callistos been protocolin' you guys so far?
betweenmyself:
This one semi-clothed dead body is the WORST thing I have seen all day! 
ButButTheJesus: "Hm, they must've activated some kinda Protocol..."
Papperslappen: maybe it was good for the monsters, you're not the center of the universe mr protagonist
Nydestroyer: because after all your my spiky wall
EikoandMog: I have a complaint to make to OSHA.
Mr_Horrible: "So you, uh, hang out here often?"
laundreydhull: Careful Jake, ur "Daymare" is creeping in.
ThorSokar: Because Video game developers have NO IDEA how much damage a shotgun at close range really does
Makrosian_Tae:
Woo!
baskwalla: You know what this room needs? A spikey wall...
MegaDosX: He says playing this
ARiposte: Sorry, closest we could get was the Kroger brand "ogbolisk"
itira: hahahahaaaaaa
Delalelilolu: cammy who?
quatoria: look at the dumper on larry!!
MegaDosX: Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon
betweenmyself: Cake
raulghoulia: why do they all present?
kumatsu: Daymare: Overwhelmingly Positive
Mr_Horrible: yeah, they're definitely doing it on purpose
saucemaster5000: Ba-DONK
jamietopples:
Abelzumi: "Would be a shame if someone filled this...Dead Space—wait—"
frank_the_great: Wasn't Daymare the one with "When I get there, I'll be there"?
itira:
holy shit
Makrosian_Tae:
SmoreThanAFeelin:
goombalax: what are you doing step-protagonist?
MrPipboy3000: WHat you doing out here with that ass? Double cheeked up on a tuesday night ...
Ms_LadyMix: Stupid sexy Flanders
Lithobraker: @frank_the_great and "hurbis"
patrick_stonecrusher: Was Daymare the one with the talking cat?
Mr_Horrible: oh no, step-protagonist, I'm stuck in the level geometry
lion_byte:
obbies 
100
Makrosian_Tae:
goombalax: we have to find Jacob's Ladder
laundreydhull: What would a talking cat in a horror genre even be for?
Nydestroyer: nothing really ladders to meeee
MegaDosX:
Izandai: demipyroLul
MegaDosX: Trouble in paradise!
ARiposte: Man, standing around chanting about obelisks... reminds me of kindergarten
SplittingImage77: Ah, Nyde! I was thinking the same thing
BrindleBoar: "I'm dummy thick and the sound of my ass cheeks clapping against the level geometry is deafening to headphone users"
Blakemcm: its flashing behind his head, there must be enemies around
goombalax: Down with the Thickness
MegaDosX: Come on get down with the thickness
KarnakGWJ: You mother get up c'mon get down with the thickness
shurtal: every time you say Jacob i tyhink you're talking to/about Mr. Burgess
saucemaster5000: guy puckers his lips like he had a warhead candy in his mouth since birth
YTfriendofsquirrel:
Makrosian_Tae: Piñata party!
laundreydhull: That seemed off, the NPCs have ledge fall immunity?
Shemerson: that worm had 5 buck on em
Electrodyne: And I dub thee obeliskin'
EikoandMog: Blood or poop, Ben?
betweenmyself:
Mondays, amiright?
Makrosian_Tae:
eric_christian_berg: Well there's your problem. You got this gunk all over the place.
Mr_Horrible: "HEYhowsitgoinghowyabeenwhatshappenin?"
korvys: It's Wednesday
theamc2000: This game is like one q.wt speed
Papperslappen: he was not really a monster, he just stood up so fast he lost his mind
theamc2000: 1.w5
shurtal: but what about Calypso
Saintnex:
its clearly thursday
Makrosian_Tae: Would you call it a...DAYmare?
lion_byte: Tuesday, innit?
Mattmitchell45: But but Callisto Hours!
argusthecat: I know it's not Thursday, since I'm not out of touch.
saucemaster5000: monays apologists, am I right?
theamc2000: I no number
Mr_Horrible: It is Wednesday (somewhere), my goobs
betweenmyself:
I have been chastened by Adam… May I please have some more?
MegaDosX: @Mr_Horrible It's Wednesday here, in fact
YTfriendofsquirrel: im unemployed . I just call it Day
itira: please
MegaDosX:
Nydestroyer: maybe its monday on callisto
theamc2000: I Stan Garfield
EikoandMog: It is Wednesday my dudes
ThorSokar: sounds like someone's got a case of the mondays
saucemaster5000: makes us funnier
OhaiMireiya:
Phailhammer: ook ook
Kramburger: Put chat in the booboo box
Valbatross_:
monday sucks because it's not let's nope yet
shurtal:
itira:
uh ohhh
Mr_Horrible: vent's not sussy enough for Jacob
SplittingImage77: Cedric Diggleweed
Makrosian_Tae: Any crawlies in chat?
Juliamon: Putting it sub-only would get about half the people here
itira: hahahahaaaaaa LOL
Izandai: Hmm. If I hadn't already had dinner I actually could go for a Subway.
Nydestroyer: Some legally chicken and legally tuna
Andymonium: wanna eef freef there bud?
itira: people DO talk like that lolol
blip2004: i have heard real people talk like that
MegaDosX: @argusthecat Do you smell toast?
Inspaders: Is it not?
Phailhammer:
I can't hear the difference.
TemporallyAwry: !findquote stroke
LRRbot: Quote #35: "I think I may have just had a tiny stroke." —Cameron [2015-03-13]
circusofkirkus: wait did you change your accent? I didn't notice anything
shendaras: Are you putting on an accent right now?
betweenmyself: Random physics object is random.
NorthstarTex: !findquote canadian
LRRbot: Quote #4269: "I can't think of a better Canadian 90s fad than the Reform Party." —Kathleen [2017-06-10]
itira: My sister lives in a small town ... everyone stands around fires, drinks beer and talks like that.
saucemaster5000: all of the US knows someone who says "bro" unironically at the end of every sentence
trainpants: take your tank top and your tonka truck and kick rocks
Makrosian_Tae: !findquote accent
gwamhurt: ben and adam? pog
Saintnex: could you imagine if this is a softlock section
Nydestroyer: thats basically a crapshot, the camera cuts on an LRR shoot and everyone in the crew starts talking like super Canadians
betweenmyself:
*Adam’s natural voice* Meester Kennedy!
ghyllnox: @saucemaster5000 Adam is that person for me
MegaDosX: It would be both funny and immensely frustrating if Adam has somehow softlocked himself
Saintnex: can you kinesis grab the damaged grate
goombalax: con -fused
Makrosian_Tae: Can you interact with it? Maybe you already have a fuse
Leo_rhubarb: can you kinesis the ladder?
laundreydhull: -& Led Zeppelin.(I think...)
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Do you have to use kinesis on the grate?
frank_the_great: Did someone say vent? Pretty sus
YTfriendofsquirrel: that zombi is stuck on the ceiling wtf
BrindleBoar: sus
DeM0nFiRe:
RayFK: Amogus
TemporallyAwry:
#NewMechanic 8 hours into a game 
Mr_Horrible:
he's a sussy baka 
Makrosian_Tae: Protag butt
shurtal: Adam Vented Moccha
saucemaster5000: sticks were unbelievable to that vent
Nydestroyer: hit it with your cane, scrooge
HadesLeprechaun: oh this is also parts of Dead Space 2
theamc2000: Next up
KeytarCat: That would have been spooky if the camera had let us see it
theamc2000: Kill Dani
itira:
MegaDosX: Surely
baskwalla: Stay on target...
ThorSokar: this is 100% the evil Dr, has to be, and she's standing NEXT to an obelisk
Mr_Horrible: and then what, he dies before climaxing?
ReaperTitan152001: Adam vented! He most sus!
Mr_Horrible: or are we revising canon?
MegaDosX: "Luke, you've turned your targeting computer off, what's wrong?"
laundreydhull:
That's sus of u to assume, 
Mai_Andra: "At that speed, will you be able to pull out in time?"
Mr_Horrible: "Listen here you little shit"
Mai_Andra: "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought"
KarnakGWJ: Ulmer chirpin'
theamc2000: Mee lee wee pon
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saucemaster5000: "right down the road!"
TemporallyAwry: Forget the Melee Weapon, you just refuse to use the power-glove, which is the best weapon.
Makrosian_Tae:
I can't believe they cancelled Let's Nope
Mai_Andra: "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough"
Mr_Horrible:
Mai_Andra I'm upset that there's so many good candidates
itomeshi: @TemporallyAwry But it's so bad!
betweenmyself: You just wait til your father, the Cerebral Assassin, Triple H gets home young mister!
ButButTheJesus: the kinesis is the real strat
Valbatross_: guys help I modeled the pringles mascot with teeth and now I'm never going to sleep again
MegaDosX: "Your eyes can deceive you, don't trust them"
shurtal: what if a post game unlock turns the melee weapn INTO an obelisk?
OhaiMireiya: what if use obelisk as melee weapon
ReaperTitan152001: Ben is digging a big hole and Adam is going to yeet him into it at this rate..
itira: plastic
eric_christian_berg: Riff-Raff?
saucemaster5000: patches
MegaDosX: That looks like a crash test dummy
itomeshi: He looks like Picard.
KarnakGWJ: Crash Test Dummy?
Makrosian_Tae: Snoke?
lazermeow: Nemesis
Mai_Andra: No, the one after that.
ARiposte: I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.
Makrosian_Tae: Crash test patches
MegaDosX: Darth Vader?
ThorSokar: The guy from Mannequin
BusTed: time to hack a door
Mr_Horrible: unintentionally perfect
Nydestroyer: I am a star treckwars expert
ThorSokar: Graham's just in the other room having a stroke, haha
LithelyUnshod: The Tom Hardy Picard clone?
StarWarsTHX1138: No bad you just broke my brain
CastleOtranto: Kardashians?
Izandai: ben please
Blakemcm: kek
saucemaster5000: hang on
MegaDosX: Holy shit Ben
Saintnex: EXCUSE YOU BEN
baskwalla: I'm calling G
Amentur:
uhuh
Mr_Horrible:
but Star Wars doesn't have baseball, Ben!
shurtal: BENS" GONNA GE TSHOT
Izandai: Ben this isn't your heart.
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itomeshi: OK, you just gave @starwarsthx1138 an aneurism.
saucemaster5000: Damn it, the hook, it caught me
Makrosian_Tae: !findquote star wars
LRRbot: Quote #6130: "I love the things in Star Wars that no one loves." —Ian [2019-06-16]
MegaDosX: Ben just awoke the Trekkies
gewtnet: andromeda > both
shendaras: Of course not, it's obviously wrong.
DrLigmaPhD: Ben you know we don't take that bait
ImmortalLen: He speaks the truth!
Stratavarius: Star Wars has Glup Shitto
Loa_Ayizan: < that's bait
tergonis: yea but ben can't keep a straight face long enough to sell it usually
Izandai: That is absolutely not how it works.
Spades_Slicc: So much baitin on this episode of Let's Nope, careful of your eyesight boys
BusTed: Aren't you even now?
Mr_Horrible:
circling back to "jumping on grenades"...
shurtal: Star Wars has Jiz Music
GhostValv:
how about neither get a pass
lazermeow: Star Trek is the Diet Coke of Sci Fi.
MegaDosX:
ThorSokar:
Adam has 1 free Pass 
Fanklok: George Lucas is truly a visionary
niccus: why is adam in the cage all the time
Mr_Horrible:
MegaDosX: @lazermeow Holy shit
Cptasparagus: Ewan MacGregor saying he thinks the star wars shows are ruining the original series is peak baiting
DrLigmaPhD: Q: God, but an asshole
itira: space poop. yes
saucemaster5000: Biggest star trek enemy was Abrams
sirspate: Yar's death episode, huh
frank_the_great: Get off or 'get off'?
laundreydhull: That looks like a burger.
Mogg01: That space poop gave me nightmares as a kid
BenevolentCow: that oil monster?
KarnakGWJ: It was made with Printer Toner and oatmeal.
shendaras: The skin of evil?
Spades_Slicc: No one's letting him out of the cage when they come across him in the woods
Electrodyne: The space poop that ate Tasha Yar
laundreydhull: That thing that appeared on the hologram printer
Blakemcm: tasha yar
ARiposte: The space poop that killed a main character?
saucemaster5000: Only Data really got Tasha Yar
HadesLeprechaun: ah, the racist episode
betweenmyself: Star Trek had Janeway and Paris turn into space slugs and have space slug sex… So yeah
LithelyUnshod: I'll show you, Ben: Star Trek and Star Wars are completely different genres and shouldn't be compared to each other.
Spanked42: it doesn't
Izandai: Higher caliber.
BenevolentCow: I like that they understood she made a mistake and let her come back in later seasons
frank_the_great: You're breaking Alex's heart
YTfriendofsquirrel: #based
Loa_Ayizan: I've been watching the original series and there's been like 3 villains so far with unlimited power that could obliterate the universe with just a thought and like, it's no big deal
Nydestroyer: have we tried adding more guns?
TemporallyAwry:
Bigger Barrel = Bigger Bullets
Spanked42: guns are cool and fun to shoot. But...yeah. I have no defense of owning them.
JusticeJuice: Stargate sg1 is better than both.
Saintnex: thats bait
Dog_of_Myth:
Mr_Horrible: hold on, that's a reasoned take, we can't have those here
ARiposte: "Why didn't we think of that sooner?"
MegaDosX: Star Wars is basically fantasy samurai but with science fiction trappings
philippekav: they wasted tasha's potential
saucemaster5000: Ben, my cage, it's vibrating
frogomb: Evil Lincoln!
MrPipboy3000: Its Sci-Fi vs Space Fantasy
Makrosian_Tae: Anybody remember Farscape?
ThorSokar: I thought the point of Star Wars was to put you to sleep
HadesLeprechaun: I mean recent Star Trek, absolutely
DrLigmaPhD: Yeah Trek is good and SW is like Pokemon: For babies
niccus: can i hear some babylon 5 opinions
Nydestroyer: horse shit is good for fertilizing tho
Izandai: See Ben, the biggest problem with that is that there has been some real shit Star Wars lately.
Valbatross_: I have hideo kojima disease where I'm profoundly pacifist and anti war as a whole but also guns and tanks are very cool
Blakemcm: wow its hard to have a wrong opinion, but ya did it =P
BrindleBoar: Loading mechanisms are fascinating. But yeah actual guns are not a great invention.
Mattmitchell45: Ben Kenobi Ulmer
Robot_Bones: This isn't you ben its the shirt. Take of the phyrexian shirt
betweenmyself: Star Wars is just bargain bin Cowboy Bebop.
korvys: Stargate is the best Star* show
Izandai: You know, aside from the whole "unnecessarily shitting on things people like" thing.
hieroglyphica: You have no joy in your heart, Ben.
YTfriendofsquirrel: Ridley Scott Loot Crate
Cimurph: Give it time. Disney will milk Star Wars till there is nothing left.
Darleysam: yeah, Graham
Mr_Horrible: "Riker sends his Picards" *STAB*
saucemaster5000: Gonna put Ben through a transporter and let him guess if he died or not
MegaDosX: You're going to finish the stream and Graham is going to corner you about your blasphemy about Trek
Nydestroyer: e tu pacard
RayFK: Live Long and Prosper now fucker, stab
Izandai: @korvys This is actually correct.
OhaiMireiya: surely it'd be a vulcan neak pinchy thing
Mai_Andra: No, it's Returnal. You're supposed to let those things live on you for better abilities.
sirspate: Yar fought a Ligonian not a Klingon, .. I been nerdsniped, ain't I.
itira: LOL
argusthecat: Ben's gonna get murdered with a bat'leth
laundreydhull: It is, right!?
HadesLeprechaun: hoisted by your own picard
LithelyUnshod: I mean, Picard was stabbed in the heart
Electrodyne: Warhammer = grim dark; Star Wars = grim noble; Star Trek = bright noble
YTfriendofsquirrel: 30 Picards vs Council of Ricks
Spanked42: Farscape was dope
OnyxOblivion: it DID have Claudia Black
Mattmitchell45: I prefer Star Wars and I can barely defend half its content
saucemaster5000: more like fartscape
Stratavarius: Farscape had Muppets
Makrosian_Tae: FARSCAPE MA MAN!!
itomeshi: Wait, is he ignoring Firefly?
BlueMagnusStormCrow: I did love farscape.
ThorSokar: "These are the Dave's I know"
Amentur: Now Farscape I can get behind
OhaiMireiya: Farscape \o/
korvys: Adam no one outside of Canada knows what that is
Kelderan: Lex would like to have a word with your Farscape ;D
BusTed: but what about cabbage head
LavenderCreations: 30 Helens was a good one
Spanked42: Firefly was over hyped
TomatoKigu: How dare you, I'm crushing your head.
MegaDosX: I haven't the faintest clue what you're talking about
theamc2000: What is kids in the hall?
Ms_LadyMix: HARD AGREE
argusthecat: Farscape was so dumb and an endless font of great ideas
SmoreThanAFeelin: yea i agree with that
saucemaster5000: Best Kids in the Hall ended with the line "I got the pepper"
itomeshi: I mean, I've never seen Firefly, but I've heard it is 'the good'.
Mattmitchell45: The Suit Hunters
KarnakGWJ: Where are my sausages?
betweenmyself: Rod Torpleson’s Armada featuring Herman Menderchuck.
shendaras: No Lexx?
Ms_LadyMix: I reference 30 Helen’s constantly
DrLigmaPhD: At least nobody is a Doctor Who fan
toenolla: Farscape was better because it had puppets. Clearly.
sgowell: 29 Helen’s agree. Promptness is key
laundreydhull: FAR-WHAT?
sirspate: King of empty promises. "Slipped my mind"
NotCainNorAbel:
500
7gorobei: best KITH skit was "im not a very good doctor"
EdibleDragon: I think about “These Are the Daves I Know” ALL THE TIME
saucemaster5000: Sex Robot live rent free in my head
Blakemcm: WKUK is superior
goombalax: WKYK was so good
shurtal: god i love Aunty Donna
RayFK: LOVED Whitest Kids
theamc2000: Is kids in the hall a Canadian or a 90s thing?
Ivalenz_: Ben's favorite sci-fi shows involve Muppets. Tracks.
ShadowAce0: man i miss Trevor Moore
argusthecat: Weirdly, no?
Nydestroyer:
best scifi show was sliders
frogomb: The State was way way better than Kids in the Hall
MrPipboy3000: The State had some great ones
OnyxOblivion:
Firefly was cancelled for a reason, it sucked
Makrosian_Tae: Farscape ages SO well! Pilot was literally 6 feet tall! The actors thought it was alive
saucemaster5000: Baby Yoda was ruined when they gave them a name
Spanked42: I can't watch if Star Wars and YODA are gonna be trashed
itira: My favorite whitest kids is the Hamlet one.
Mr_Horrible: but what about Yaddle, Adam?
Valbatross_: The mashup of Hot Chelle Rae with the WKUK Abraham Lincoln sketch will live in my head until I die
Kelderan: Oh Sweet! I looked down and didn't notice we started fighting a new™ boss!
itomeshi: Uh oh... Adam, @StarWarsTHX1138 heard that. Run! Fly you fool!
DrLigmaPhD: Adam is the leader of a petition to ban The Dark Crystal actually
betweenmyself: Toss up between Farscape and Homeboys in Outer Space.
Drathak: Adam is physically repulsed at the sight of felt and glue
KeytarCat: Decent practical effects are in Adam's uncanny valley?
BlueMagnusStormCrow: farscape was such a weird show honestly the muppets were not the out of place thing.
drcthulu: muppets break the 4th wall enough to really make you question the immersion
MegaDosX: F
ARiposte: Still waiting for the Farscape/Alf crossover
Mattmitchell45: John Wilkes Booth sketch
TemporallyAwry: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:53:10.
Blakemcm: horses love stegosauruses
RayFK: I still get youtube pushing the CEO Sniper WKUK sketch to me
saucemaster5000: Whitest kids was 80% terrible and 20% THE FUNNIEST JOKE EVER
frank_the_great: The Popcorn Factory Sketch comes to mind
betweenmyself:
@ariposte 
frogomb: Nothing on Kids in the Hall can touch Porcupine Racetrack
MrPipboy3000: Any love for that Mitchel and Webb Look?
Mr_Horrible: Adam hears "Waka-waka" and bile starts rising
LithelyUnshod: Fry and Laurie
betweenmyself: @frogomb Porcupine Racetrack is strong
Makrosian_Tae: People saying Muppets like it was fuckin Kermit and Miss Piggy not completely designed alien beings with incredibly posability
itomeshi:
Talking a lot of **** for someone getting shot by discount necromorphs.
DrLigmaPhD: I know one pink, felty, damp boi we all love
hammith: Still like Gallon of PCP
EikoandMog: Monty Python has NOT aged well.
yuan42: unpopular opinion, i actually like the muppets being at The Game Awards
OhaiMireiya: the start of the muppet show causes a pavlovian response
Darleysam: Picnicface anyone?
OnyxOblivion: i cant watch anything that used to have Gervais in it, sorry UK Office
DaFhaye: Ouch
MegaDosX: Shots fired
Mr_Horrible: Necro-Murphs
ThorSokar: WOW, DESTROYED
sirspate: I wish I could get old episodes of "Made in Canada" .. not sure if it holds up either.
Makrosian_Tae:
darkhalcyon: I'm loving the lrr take on taskmaster
MrPipboy3000: The Prongles of Necromorphs ...
betweenmyself: Kinda sad the Vacant Lot doesn’t get much love.
Lysander_salamander: Hello everyone!
DrLigmaPhD: The RC Cola of Space Zombie games
saucemaster5000: @DrLigmaPhD holy shit
sirspate: @darkhalcyon loved Ben's cameo in the last one
Makrosian_Tae: Ok this enemy is kinda cool
Yolysses: Was nice getting to meet you in Philly Ben!
Nydestroyer: why does the dodging feel so wrong to me lol
EikoandMog:
Lysander_salamander: oh dang
Izandai:
DrLigmaPhD: Getting tag teamed by IKEA metballs
Blakemcm: HAHAHAHAa
itira:
MegaDosX: Off with his head
Nydestroyer: dodged right into a smashed head
Makrosian_Tae: SWOOP
Mr_Horrible: Boop
SK__Ren: pop
MegaDosX: You got Red Queen'd
itomeshi: Wait, how is the health indicator there but the head is gone?
saucemaster5000: full money shot on getting head
Spades_Slicc: So no head?
Mr_Horrible: some real looney tunes shit
Blakemcm: Disrespected!
Lysander_salamander: these deaths are frustrating yet entertaining
plundypops: He WAS the spash zone
itira:
excellent stream
betweenmyself:
Apropos of nothing, anybody remember the “Chain Reaction song” from HBO’s Encyclopedia show?
BusTed:
OhaiMireiya: thanks for streamin' =3
goombalax: is 0-Hero 3 out yet?
Andymonium: thanks for the banger stream y'all XD
Mr_Horrible:
I love how we were introduced to "2 Guy" this stream and have had to slog through like 5 of them already
ARiposte: Lexx? Andromeda? Gene Roddenberry's Earth Final Conflict?
Makrosian_Tae:
Rhynerd: Next session almost guaranteed to be the last
Andymonium: ah, yes, graphic design is also MY passion
OnyxOblivion: why isnt this up all stream?
Lysander_salamander: I love that this has made a return
Drathak: mmm thats some good graphics designs
itomeshi: I appriciate the fake marquee tag.
Makrosian_Tae: Disc?
ThorSokar: Ah the button Labeled "Graham's Fav. Overlay"
DrLigmaPhD: And body pillows
Lysander_salamander: Legend of the scrolling text tells of...
OhaiMireiya: byeeeee~
OnyxOblivion: rawr XD
ARiposte: Red Dwarf?
itira: freedom
Robot_Bones: I like Adam's VTuber
sirspate: oh nice more killteam
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Mr_Horrible: why never Live Team?
Robot_Bones: How do you plan on getting Jacob out of the computer?
EikoandMog: What the hell happened to Ben's headphones?
saucemaster5000: Sorry, thought you said custodeez
Enki1256:
Bring both, put em in hidden box's, and tell him he has to choose
itira: @EikoandMog Ian
DrLigmaPhD: I'm not loving ONE draft
EikoandMog: @EikoandMog That explains both nothing and everything.
Cimurph: Magic Arena lets you pick favorite basic lands now
TheNerdWonder: FINISHING that giant thing
RayFK: ONE
thavleifrim: two?
Mr_Horrible: Phyrexia: All will be Some
Mr_Horrible: wait
Mr_Horrible: shit
Makrosian_Tae: The boys are back in Tark
DrLigmaPhD: Tarkussy
saucemaster5000: tarky my flarky
Mr_Horrible: ooh, cool
Andymonium: ooo hi-fi rush, neat!
itomeshi: Wait, if they win at Tarkov, is it Winner Winner Turkey Dinner?
betweenmyself:
Star Tark
EikoandMog: It's legit a banger.
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OnyxOblivion: heck yeah slay the spire
shurtal: Hi_Fi Rush is RAD AF
laundreydhull: The ONE Moar
saucemaster5000: how's the eye?
OhaiMireiya: secret cool stuff!
Mr_Horrible: alert, potential cool Wheeler thing
RayFK: Hi Tired I'm Jordan
Abelzumi: What's Minecraft?
Juliamon: Wheeler did say something about a mod
itira:
kumatsu: something something James Hole
Mai_Andra: ages ages ages
EikoandMog: I wonder if Wheeler would consider Library of Ruina for Is This Your Card.
Spades_Slicc: But they're the Bees Knees
ButButTheJesus: THE BEEEEEEEES
Juliamon: dude the water elevator update LEGIT changed the game
TemporallyAwry:
The Update Aquatic was today's - and it's a REALLY big update actually 
NimrodXIV: they delayed the pouch update
Izandai: Adam we have actually been waiting on the pouch update for months.
itira: ^ hahaha
laundreydhull:
Updates
Izandai: That's not a joke. They said they were adding pouches like a year ago and it still hasn't happened yet.
FarleyF: 4 months of the whole year
OnyxOblivion: double nice
itira: *no one reacts*
KWardJenx: Thanks for the stream.
Mr_Horrible:
Seth_Erickson:
itira: hahahahaaaaa
Makrosian_Tae:
OhaiMireiya: rioting over bumbags
Seth_Erickson: Time to riot
baskwalla: The pouch meta is gonna blow everything up
Makrosian_Tae: MELEE WEAPON
Mai_Andra: I'm from Tampa Bay, Florida, so all I remember is the local radio station running a parady about the "Devil Rays" baseball team.
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
OnyxOblivion: bye
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
sgowell:
Bundles were available in a datapack
Seth_Erickson: Pouches legit changed the way I view minecraft
Makrosian_Tae: Byeee
Mr_Horrible:
thanks for streamin', lads
ButButTheJesus: byeeeeeee
Izandai: Oh NICE
itira: ohhhh boy
sirspate: straight outta the face pouch
Bogan026: my man
ButButTheJesus: guys.
itira: this got weird
ButButTheJesus: pls.
FarleyF: somewhere out there Cam is smiling and doesn't know why
Phailhammer:
cya
Izandai: That's one for the highlight reel.
EikoandMog: It was the gutteral one from before.
BrindleBoar: the content we crave
Makrosian_Tae: Byeeee
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
Makrosian_Tae:
itira: goodnight everyone!
Robot_Bones: Sorry Folks, hes taken
OhaiMireiya: call Liam Neeson
Lysander_salamander: have a good evening!
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