jedi_master_zll: !findquote watch
LRRbot: Quote #2670: "In the Watch and Play industry, this is what we call 'toilets.'" —Graham [2016-06-01]
jedi_master_zll: Seems fitting.
margieargie:
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bi0buster: Gaaaarbage daaaaay
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TXC2:
Manae 
matthaus_c:
time for tarbage goilets
DoodlestheGreat: Time to take out zee trash.
GreatWahooney: I am told this is the refuse time
Raiz0k: The Waste Cycle.
MAPBoardgames: I am so ready for this.
TehAmelie: i made it to the store and back in time for this
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matthaus_c:
The Store 
SkylerRingtail: Store dot LoadingReadyRun dot com?
Raiz0k: Somehow this reminded me of that "going to the store" series of animations.
TXC2: !store
TXC2: Raiz0k exactly what I thought too
DarkNacht: !findquote next
LRRbot: Quote #3844: "Hornliness is next to godliness" —Ben [2017-01-11]
matthaus_c: @SkylerRingtail close, store dot com slash loadingreadyrun
TemporallyAwry: !quote alex
LRRbot: Quote #1535: "Now we get to watch this gnome die again. We get to send him to his death. Alright, little gnome, I need you to be very brave right now. Daddy needs you to do something very important for him and he'll be very proud of you. It's going to be okay. Only dreams now." —Alex [2015-03-27]
matthaus_c: oh god
Earthenone: auspicious quote
matthaus_c: was that Spud
Raiz0k: @TXC2 Hah, that's one persistent "meme" I guess xD.
wench_tacular: it's a little gnome!
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t3h_f1gm3nt: it was @matthaus_c LuL
TXC2: title change!
Mazrae: Just watched the new re-uploaded unskippable
matthaus_c:
didn't need those memories reactivated 
TheAinMAP:
DarkNacht: !quote Graham
LRRbot: Quote #6837: "I'm very in on stealing things whenever possible." —Graham [2020-03-23]
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TXC2: CONTACT
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KBKarma: Wilkommen to GARBAGE.
DarkNacht: !findquote GARBAGE
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matthaus_c: !findquote toilet
LRRbot: Quote #5007: "You've gotta have your toilet beans!" —Molly [2018-05-23]
matthaus_c: line up chat, toilet beans for all
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TwilightAvalon: GARBAGE DA
KBKarma: I've introduced a friend to Road Quest. He's planning on visiting British Columbia now.
Electrodyne: I am here to watch.
EricTheOrange: ya'll ready to get funky
KBKarma: So he's gonna visit him too.
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emberBecky:
oops I totally blanked and stayed up late and missed PiF live. 
But yay garbage timess 
Earthenone: and to think BC tourisim board said no
munocard: How's it goin chat? Taking a break from the Destiny grind to consume some garbage.
TXC2: hello munocard welcome
CouldntPickAUsername:
KBKarma: I was considering doing the Little Ladies's Day event, but eh...
HavenDragon: i started a bullet journal today and now my hand hurts
TehAmelie: i has ice coffee and funion flavored cheetos
RaidenFirewing: @munocard how's lightfall? Haven't played myself yet, want to wait for the weekend when I have actually time
theymerLoviatar: tweaking a decklist to put into my brand spanking new EDSC sleeves
cgwonder: Hello everyone! Who's excited for lrrGARBO?
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TXC2: hello cgwonder welcome
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KyranTheWalker: What shall the garbage people bring us today? At least it's probably not more mobile games right?
TehAmelie: or maybe they are cheeto shaped funions
munocard: @RaidenFirewing Good so far. Playing campaign on Legendary for the sweet loot, so it's slow going.
TXC2: here we GO!
cgwonder:
Forgot the space. ????
Earthenone: if they are moblie games, may they be ported like their ancestors
niccus: caught again, in this cycle of pain
KBKarma: Hooray, hooray, it's Watch and Play!
TheAinMAP: Hello.
TXC2: Hello Graham and Alex
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richard_ermen: It's so nice to have something amusing to enjoy as the night drags into dark before sleep ^^
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DoodlestheGreat: Yay! KITTY!
JadedCynic: welcome back!
theymerLoviatar: Oh hey it's Annie
KBKarma: With our friend Watch and our friend Play!
cgwonder: Hi Graham Hi Alex!!!!
MAPBoardgames: Beyond? They're flexable!
DarkNacht: !findquote Dom
LRRbot: Quote #454: "Wow... Kirby's a dom." —Beej [2015-07-13]
Earthenone: !patreon
TXC2: !patreon
TehAmelie: hiya!
Welbog: There's nothing beyond the Internet, is there?
richard_ermen: Graham officially "Dawn" confirmed.
WearingCats_CwC: Hello, and a very Saint David's Day
rubikdarkwill: It's Nyanlex
Sorator13: Yeah, G is definitely the dom of the LRR crew
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ghyllnox: I mean, you are wearing the kitty ears Alex
josh___something: Meowdy, alex!
TehAmelie: Graham wears the dad pants, according to the videos
emberBecky: Hello! And nyah!
theymerLoviatar: yeaaaaa mobage
SkylerRingtail: Oh no
EricTheOrange: whoo more adds
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matthaus_c: "served" is a hell of a word with these ads
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: the ants!
Drasvin: Glurp flavored W+P
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RaidenFirewing: gooood steam nonsense
teabread_: this is watch and play, not a crapshoot
MAPBoardgames: It may be a crapshoot, but the games are always crap.
richard_ermen: Yay for dumb ads xD
TXC2: "context"
MenomeAlice: Our cat just ran away from Alex's cat ears. They may be appropriation.
bisaflau: I've been getting those "I'm really playing this game and it's just like the ads"-ads on yt recently and they just.. suck
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr:
Earthenone: Antz, sims in the colony?
HorusFive: "Selling this game" in this case is a euphemism for -you know- LYING
LordShadner: the answer is usally boobs
MrQBear: oh no im slightly late, what's 'Worse'?
Welbog: Game wolf wolf game
matthaus_c: Untitled Wolf Game
MAPBoardgames: 3 wolf game!
RaidenFirewing: Now that's specific
JadedCynic: Find out how the game WILL NOT BE
margieargie: THe Wolves
TXC2: DEATH!
BusTed: Wolf Game Puck
munocard: Death!
Raiz0k: @MenomeAlice Uncanny Valley. Cat's version of a zombie.
richard_ermen:
I think they maybe running out of names at this point 
teabread_: oo ABO
3cbb: untitled goose game was good though
bi0buster: Oh no this is an omegaverse game.
TheNerdWonder: The ads for Merge Mansion are nuts
Sorator13: Why does the wolf make a human scream???
Nigouki: did we not see this with dudes instead of wolves before?
HorusFive: Deadly deadly seals
TehAmelie: wolf has only two emotions: awoo and chomp
Drasvin: Poor pupper
TXC2: HUH?!
JadedCynic: human cries
evilspoons983: wolves can scream?!
richard_ermen: Also..."an omega-wolf"??
mwlsn: very human screams from this wolf
A_Dub888: The wolf's name is OMEGA, we're off to a great start
munocard: he ate a lvl 80 hippo?
matthaus_c: just nonchalantly consume a hippo
NimrodXIV: I have so many questions
niccus: yeah this is what nature is like
Earthenone: he went from omega to the alpha
teabread_: what level do you become a ligma male
MAPBoardgames: What's the over/under on 'wolf game' being exactly the ants?
EricTheOrange: so it's literaly the same? like are all these fake adds made by the same company'
WearingCats_CwC: Yeah, that's not how that fight would go
h3rsh3yb4r: I'm so hungry I could eat a hippo
bi0buster: Did you see the screenshot on the bottom left?
Manae: They just reskinned the same commercial from last week
munocard: What is wrong with it's eyes?!
Electrodyne: I need this game on a black T-shirt
TXC2:
eyes did NOT get better 
RaidenFirewing: and suddenly murder
MrQBear: wait, it's a palamute?
Sorator13: oh godf
A_Dub888: Wait, are all of these wolves going to go from Omega to Alpha?
mwlsn: we leveled up... our brain?
HorusFive: That bear EXPLODED
TehAmelie: now it looks like a zombie
richard_ermen: I would play the shit out of a "rescue puppies game!"
Alephred: The wolfpack ranking thing (alpha, omega, etc.) has been debunked, as wolves generally live in family units.
margieargie: See, if that bear had drugs in it that wouldn't have happened
evilspoons983: I bet it's just the same game as the ant one and the other one
SconeforgeMystic subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 33 months!
SconeforgeMystic: Ooh, I get to resub on Garbage Day! And this certainly looks like some garbage.
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noSmokeFire: it's THE WILD, graham!
matthaus_c: eh it's set in Ikoria
bi0buster: Nested ads?!?
niccus: monster hunter got weird
Rhynerd: Yes.
Gizmoloid: when match3 might be a lie - what a time to live in!
t3h_f1gm3nt: is game SUPER loud for others?
MrQBear: wait don't eat that it's poisoned
Invitare: the ads are a tad loud
korvys: G, the volume on these ads is very loud compared to your voices
Raiz0k: Woof Souls?
TehAmelie: could you lower the game volume like 80% more please?
LurkerSpine: komodo dragons do have a toxic bite
omdorastrix: It's the Leapord/Komodo Dragon biome
nyperold: Seems multifaceted, but who's to say until we play.
mwlsn: @t3h_f1gm3nt yes
Gizmoloid:
WearingCats_CwC: woof game
LidofLoathing: @t3h_f1gm3nt no, it's very loud for me too
cgwonder: These are all wildly different games!!
munocard: hell yeah, wolf meat stack
JadedCynic: but I can eat the animal that died from poison just FINE
matthaus_c: when do you go to the tent with your wolf cousin
SajuukSjet:
bold of you to assume that the people who made this even knew what a Biome was 
bisaflau: Oh yeah I saw exactly that add but with goblins and mining
A_Dub888: Play Wolf Game, have many noms
evilspoons983: ads are EXTREMELY LOUD compared to vocals
GreatWahooney: eat sheep to get meat to recruit more wolf to eat more sheep?
TheDangerWaffle: um
RaidenFirewing: whyyyyy
Alephred: Woof Game.
RaidenFirewing: what is going on
gnyrinn: Play WolfGame, interact with Cheetahs and palette-swapped Comodo Dragons.
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun G, the volume on these ads is very loud compared to your voices
RaidenFirewing: none of htese are even remotely similar
SilentOptimist: how are those adds supposed to attract our attention? they all look the same
niccus: so have we even seen the game yet in any of these
Welbog: Woof game
ThorSokar: are ANY of these the real game?
A_Dub888: Yo this kingdom is WILD
Sorator13: I'm so confused
Rhynerd: eat a t-rex someday, play today!
Orxolon: so,we are watching the ads and then playing the game?
theymerLoviatar: ads very loud G
MAPBoardgames: 100 bits says the actual game is unlike any of these ads
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PolyGryph: Love me some garbage
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HorusFive: Graham- you do this on a burner/company-dedicated phone, right? RIGHT??!!
LordShadner: none of the wolfs even look the same
KBKarma: Get lost, scrub.
munocard: awoo
TheNerdWonder: I don’t believe we’ve seen the real game yet
Raiz0k: Lvl 1 pup vs Lvl 100 Forest Lord
Sorator13: right? why does everything have overhead levels???
TehAmelie: do wolves and crocodiles live on the same continents?
teejayrivers: Gain 25 levels for joining the pack?
JadedCynic: look, it's high school
Drasvin: Because levels = game
MrQBear: WAIT, aren't these just like the 'Mafia City' type ads?
Strebenherz: Mic volume is much lower than ad volume
Raiz0k: That's how woofia works.
northos: Wolf Game Amadeus Mozart?
CodeIndigo: inside you are two wolves, one pulls on the gacha machine and the other gets eaten by bears
KBKarma: OH! It's a trolley problem with wolves!
bi0buster: 90% and not a failure? This ain't XCOM
TXC2: TehAmelie on America yeah, on opposite sides of course
CataclysmicReverb: What use do wolves have for gems?
theymerLoviatar: @CodeIndigo thanks, I was trying to drink water
accountmadeforants: "Wolf..." -"Game..." --"Snake..." ---"Ocelot..."
MrQBear: @Raiz0k I appreciate you. ' -'
EricTheOrange: I wanna know, are all these fake adds made by the same company? they seem so... template.
Raiz0k:
@Raiz0k 
Gizmoloid: These games NEVER have choices
DoodlestheGreat: If this thing is even a fraction as entertaining as the ads...
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BoatyMcBoatfaceJr:
TehAmelie: Wolfgame Mozart
DarkNacht: Omega Wolf
MrQBear: wait, is this EVO for the SNES now?
margieargie: Uh... omega? I don't like where this is going...
HorusFive: We Echo the Dolphin now?
cgwonder: Sea wolf!!!
JadedCynic: magic oyster tumor
CodeIndigo: @CodeIndigo that's the super secret wolf that drowns you
matthaus_c: prey slaughtered
CataclysmicReverb: Doggo became a WoW mount
Earthenone: sounds like !advice to me
SkylerRingtail: I'm losing brain cells to these ads
TXC2: conflict resolved
TehAmelie: congration!
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Sup peeps, missed the very start. Are we back to mobile games today?
accountmadeforants: Can LRR hire this ad agency to do an ad for them? I'd love to find out what they put out.
emberBecky: wouldn't revenge me against the shark
KBKarma: I successfully revenged all over the show.
LurkerSpine: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: enhanced skin awareness
SilentOptimist: those are wuxia scenarios...
verzegnassicaio: @LoadingReadyRun Hey Graham and alex hope you guys are okay
Rhynerd: @erictheorange I heard there’s only about 3 mobile game ad companies, so probably.
mwlsn: unzip game assets
TheNerdWonder: I was hoping for a merwolf there
ylegm: This is assaulting so many sensibilities at once
SpoonfullOfSugar: what would unsuccessfully revenge look like?
Orxolon: "Wolf game"
matthaus_c: @TheNerdWonder that would have made too much sense
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Just wait for the 30 buyable wolf's that are just a little too attractive
ghyllnox: Oh yes
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TehAmelie: i bet they're cheap
MrQBear: The AD noise was super loud compared to mic volume, just in case it's the same volume the game is susing
Gizmoloid: What level Cam would be?
h3rsh3yb4r: LVL 100 GRAHAM VS LVL 100 ALEX
Rhynerd: Level 100 Beeh
ghyllnox: I watched this comedy group and it's not exactly what I expected...
omdorastrix: Reticulating Splines
Rhynerd: *Beej
teejayrivers: Beej devours Ian and instantly triples in size
bi0buster: Mobile ads are also notoriously ear burstingly loud.
matthaus_c: Level 500 SuperBeej
munocard: I'd like a mobile game with a level 90 Gibb.
MAPBoardgames: I recall with the crapshot for 5-hour lethergy got put on as a youtube ad.
DoodlestheGreat: At least it's asking. Some games just cram a ton down your throat unnecessarily.
Reecer6: i'd love to see how they'd make an ad of lrr, and also what information they actually *use* to make one
Grothe406: I saw one of these ads for a different game that I kid you not started out with "I was about to eat a burrito when I noticed a comment saying this game is not like the trailers"
TheNerdWonder: Cam would be Aleph Null
Sorator13: Yknow, I could go for a Dave Spokesman game
cgwonder: there better be some wolves in this wolf game
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I have to imagine that those ads would make you look like one of those impossible stunt groups, or that you're just a muppets group
korvys: There has been MUCH sound
asthanius: Is this a VN?
TehAmelie: i'd like a wolf simulator that operates on the "wolf has only two emotions, chomp and awoo" philosophy
KBKarma: Ah. Generic instrumental music.
SpacePotato01: these animals don't live in burrows
omdorastrix: G - Bad Videogame Style Adds For LRR sounds like a Crapshot Series
munocard: This is just gonna be Ants again, isn't it?
EricTheOrange: Like G getting beat up by Beej, he runs away, gathers a bunch of stuff from the prop room and comes back to beat up beej.
evilspoons983: @mwlsn downloading *resources* like that separately is fine
KBKarma: ELKS.
WearingCats_CwC: Look Wolf Simba, everything the wolf light touches is our wolf kingdom
mwlsn: @evilspoons983 ah okay
KBKarma: That wolf has a beard!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: gaaaaaarbage dayyyyy!
teejayrivers: I'm bracing myself for a match 3 game
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ghyllnox: Does that wolf have a goatee
LurkerSpine: they don't mess with the strong ones
MrQBear: An FPS? Like playing that one Marines vs Aliens game where the aliens run around all FPS style?
TehAmelie: is it like those really terrible hunting games, but you are a wolf instead of a rifle?
KBKarma: Wolf King?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: so fluffyyyyy
Reecer6: oh, his name is just alpha
BigDaddyBland87: Wolf King!!
Sorator13: omg it does have levels
TXC2: wolves would hunt a sick/old elk yes
matthaus_c: the Wolf King is the Sigma
TehAmelie: oh no, of course it's just one of these
johnalogue: Whew, a bit late, but I've arrived for once!
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: It isn't even true for wolves
Reecer6: i'd like to think he is not the Alpha Wolf, he's just named alpha
Reecer6: like in alpha & omega and its seven sequels
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DanTheMediocre: I thought that was just a fanfic thing?
niccus: they're just greeks
DoodlestheGreat:
Earthenone: i thought he spent his life studing ligma wolves
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it was basically like inferring human society from solely observing a group of men in prison
Sorator13: TIL wolves are not, actually, greek
rubikdarkwill: Because it was done in unrelated wolves in captivity
ylegm: nice radiation joke Alx
Raiz0k:
So yeah, Alpha should be the father .
TheOtherTrevor: That Alpha is taking orders. Some alpha...
juneblue58: What's more, the study that originally posed that was based on wolves in captivity. Wild wolves don't act like that at all.
TehAmelie: it's still a step up from equating human society to lobsters
johnalogue: Alpha males are males that desperately need bugfixes and further development.
TXC2: I'm an Alpha male in that I'm incomplete and not ready for human interaction
JadedCynic: yeah, nuclear physics!
CouldntPickAUsername: I think his name is Alpha
MAPBoardgames: 0/440000 loads
KBKarma: Wolves... marching.
Welbog: Only 1600 pack units!?
RaidenFirewing: so you have 1600 wolves in your pack?
CodeIndigo: Alpha males are the ones that escaped before they could go into beta testing, they are both inferior to the Gone Gold Male
SpacePotato01: build more pylons
mwlsn: Got it dad! Follow me guys! Verb noun exclamation point!
Sorator13: wait is this... wolf armies???
Reecer6: he's also the wolf king. so i guess they have monarchy
Izandai: HANG ON
KBKarma: HEYENAS?!
Despoiler98: HUH?
A_Dub888: Hang on...
Izandai: NO
johnalogue: Hyenas in the forest!
Despoiler98: HANG ON.....
theymerLoviatar: first biff biff biff biff, later yiff yiff yiff yiff?
KBKarma: *HYENAS
MrQBear: oh, it's the Lion King!
Welbog: Famous boreal-forest hyenas.
Izandai: THOSE EXIST ON DIFFERENT CONTINENTS
Despoiler98: Thats the complete WRONG BIOME
Raiz0k: The hyenas. In a temperate forest.
3cbb: yeens
Critterbot: Hyenas... which definitely lives in forests,
KBKarma: March.
raulghoulia: like the humble T-Rex
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manwiththegoldencard: If he's the alpha why is there a wolf giving it orders?
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TXC2: the biome of video game
matthaus_c: idk man Ketria Triome maybe
KBKarma: Yeah. Fuck sake.
bi0buster: @CodeIndigo Where do day 1 patch males fit on the hierarchy?
MAPBoardgames: No game, all tutorial
shurtal: Pangea
cgwonder: hyenas do not live in the same place wolves live, i'm pretty sure.....
korvys: 2-pacs?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Hyenas will run other carnivores off a kill if they can. Leopards for instance hide their kills to avoid hyenas.
h3rsh3yb4r: its a pangea situation
KBKarma: EVIL WOLF!
johnalogue: I wonder which one is ev-
maelstrom64: I seem to remember that hyenas do a lot of the killing at night, and then lions come in and muscle them out
Izandai: HOW
Izandai: WHY
Despoiler98: WHAT?
omdorastrix: Stayed up all night to get Loki
Raiz0k: wat
MrQBear: It >IS< LION KING, and I was just about to make a joke about being being poisoned!
cgwonder: how? how did they do that???
CodeIndigo: @CodeIndigo still better than Obvious Asset Flip Male
EricTheOrange: ummm
Welbog: Eat poison, bite enemy
wench_tacular: it's the circle of life
HorusFive: Wolf Hamlet up in here
TheAinMAP:
LostThePirate: ???
richard_ermen: "Sadly, you're going to die."
Despoiler98: how....how did they do that
richard_ermen: Lol
3cbb: i'm glad they named the evil one loki
DanTheMediocre: exCUSE me?
JadedCynic: how would you KNOW?
Spluuga: poison hyenas!
Stoffern: That seems...impractical?
evilspoons983: "Sadly, you're going to die."
theymerLoviatar: insert that gif of the man licking the poisoned dagger
ShatteredShamrock: B.B.B.BETRAYAL
EricTheOrange: you know, just like nature
Sorator13: goodbye father
Reecer6: and they're FINE???
UWDJohn: Story has occured.
SpoonfullOfSugar: delicious venom
HorusFive:
Orxolon: the lore of this game,so engaging
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: this is a weird fanfic
teejayrivers: Those Hyenas were radioactive. You're gonna die
Izandai: *chuckles nervously* What the fuck?
johnalogue: I can't believe Loki was the obvious villain
A_Dub888: "shocked"
MAPBoardgames: He was bitten by a hyena, now he will turn into one.
TXC2: the hyenas eveolved to be venoumus ?
KBKarma: Why is everyone down on hyenas as per usual?
betweenmyself:
“What biome is this?” Just wait until you have to square off against sea urchins. 
TheAinMAP:
7gorobei: legally distinct not scar
Rhynerd: Smeared venom on their fangs?
Izandai: Christ, this really is Lion King.
Welbog: I've seen this movie!
Drasvin: This feels like someone took the skeleton of a military game, and applied it to wolves.
KBKarma: Oh! Alpha's just his name!
DanTheMediocre: many hyena's have died perfecting this technique
mwlsn: Wait your*name* is Alpha?
lucha_libro: Not woofen all father!
Reecer6: they're monarchical greek norse wolves
johnalogue: This isn't how wolves are supposed to do Ragnarok
niccus: i guess we're hamlet now
m1gr3nA: there is some deep lore in this one
Mazrae: Just can't wait to be king???
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Oh no what a betrayal about…15 seconds? after we met these characters
juneblue58: So this is just bad Lion King.
3cbb: this is where you go underwater to get the pearl right
Drakas: is this just lion king but wolves
NimrodXIV: waiting for the meerkat and boar to show up
roseofloki: Hail Loki, bringer of Ragnarok!
bi0buster: Wolf hamlet isn't a terrible idea.
MrQBear: @Izandai Right? When do we get a ragtag group of fighters in the form of something cute and something huge?
emberBecky: OK There's something called an African Wolf, but it looks more like a coyote/jackal
Izandai: No but seriously there is no continent that contains both wolves and hyenas.
BloodnBullets: "long live the king!"
RaidenFirewing: What
A_Dub888: Did Loki smear venom on his fangs?
satyropodobny: long live the k... um, alpha
red_shoes_jeff: HOW!?
BigDaddyBland87: Long live the king!
Izandai: WHAT
TXC2: evil traitor wolf
DoodlestheGreat: So we've gone to stealing from Ditzy.
Reecer6: i mean that animation did look very nice and clean tbh
Izandai: HOW
KBKarma: The hyenas can set fire now.
raulghoulia: Pride Rock
Welbog: Now you will meet a hog and meerkat.
Sorator13: definitely channeling some Lion King vibes
Despoiler98:
MAPBoardgames: It was I who killed Mufasa!
Raiz0k: At least he's not named literally "Scar".
TehAmelie: i hope there's a wolf called Lobo too
Rhynerd: Wolf King had the scar too
TheAinMAP:
teejayrivers: Those darn hyenas burned down our house
manwiththegoldencard: wait is this Lion King with wolves?
FurthestChunk: that is literally just pride rock jesus
Sorator13: UM
KV1NN4: twist; its different cos its one of his sons and NOT his brother
CodeIndigo: the cinematography is not actually awful... aside from the models being crap
johnalogue: Greek Nordic Wolf Lion King. I guess.
nyperold: LONG LIVE THE KING.
matthaus_c: firebreathing wolves
BloodnBullets: thats pride rock
evilspoons983: @bi0buster that's just the Lion King in black and white
Izandai: THAT'S JUST PRIDE ROCK
KBKarma: Goodbye Pride Rock.
omdorastrix: Hakuna Matata
WearingCats_CwC: Oh no, Pride Rock is on fire
Reecer6: WHAT HOME YOU'RE A DOG
korvys: "The hyenas smeared gasolione on their fangs!"
Rhynerd: It was just on the opposite eye
Diabore: when do we meet the warthog and meerkat?
lucha_libro: I wonder if the wolf hung himself from a leash on a fence to gains wisdom?
red_shoes_jeff: Wait... WHO is the Narrator?
gnyrinn: So, when will we meet Timon and Pumba?
teabread_: yeah basebuilding / army PVP
h3rsh3yb4r: is this hamlet?
MrQBear: now we're at the desolate elephant graveyard, right?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @izandai I think there used to be back during the Ice Age when the land bridge was up. I remember reading about the ancestor of gray wolves going extinct in some areas from competition.
Raiz0k: If there going to be a bug eating minigame, I swear...
teabread_: nothing else makes sense
TehAmelie: healing herbs? can woöves even eat herbs?
teejayrivers: Fog of war? Well this game is instantly better than chess
richard_ermen: Why does this look worse than the Prehistoric Age game??
noSmokeFire: I like how they swap the wolves' portraits as though they aren't all the same picture
CodeIndigo: (Nirvana Intensifies)
A_Dub888:
@korvys Little know fact, hyena fangs are basically flints 
Welbog: Alpha only eats animals that eat animals.
theymerLoviatar: Graham I think you mean Giruvegan restaurant
niccus: oh, they used to be pot smelling dogs
JadedCynic:
EricTheOrange: well this game at least has actual 3D models like the adds
TXC2: "I love the smell of herbivores in the morning"
DigitalSeahorse:
satyropodobny: Jesus, omegaverse got us even here
EvilBadman: Or a weed dispenser
KBKarma: Bear... herbivore?
GreatWahooney: I wouldn't know, I've never met herbivore
WearingCats_CwC: The across ones that eat grass
Reecer6: my money's on the bear
cgwonder: i mean, you have 100K of what looks like food int he top right, bur sure, let's go hunt a bear
RaidenFirewing: Only priority is to get food, so you immediately take on the biggest predator you can find
DoodlestheGreat: Oh god, tell that herbivore joke to Cameron.
RaidenFirewing: seems legit
KBKarma: Oh no, just getting rid of it.
NimrodXIV: famous herbivores, bears
krfsm: bears are omnomnomnivores
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: does Alpha level into Beta?
Diabore: "smells like herbivore" suddenly BEAR
TheAinMAP:
JadedCynic: hunt "prey" to get meat...
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: fight a BEAR?? There’s a reason wolves hunt in packs!!
TXC2: "it's that smell, that kelp fart smell, smells like... like victory"
teejayrivers:
Oh no! That bear smeared vemon on its paws, you're dead now 
KBKarma: Oh hey!
KBKarma: The health isn't going down!
Raiz0k: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Internet's consensus it's into Sigma.
MAPBoardgames: Why is there a coordinates in the upper right of that context box? (x:26 y:28)
CodeIndigo: League of Wolf Game
Welbog: The bear was full of beef
FurthestChunk: my stand. HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF
TehAmelie: ha, the game really blew past the poisoner hyenas way too fast
lucha_libro: woof woofs bizzare adenvture
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: 1000 meat!
RaidenFirewing: Who is *we* I thought he's alone?
matthaus_c: but not a Stand User Wolf
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Yes!
LurkerSpine: a grizzly would probably kill an entire pack
omdorastrix: Probably a small pack yes
Drakas: ok this looks like a good game just them ads suck
TXC2: Grizzles can kill lions
Juliamon: It was a "Lv.1 Brown Bear"
TehAmelie: it would just stand on the wolf
JadedCynic: even just a brown bear; a black bear would be a toss-up
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: There’s a reason wolves hunt in groups!
EricTheOrange: I dunno magic has both wolves and bears at 2/2
RayFK: Graham in the pockets of "Big Grizzly" over here
bi0buster: It would turn out like Cam's description of a vampire fighting a werewolf.
EvilBadman: Uh this in an alpha wolve with abilities
Elsenova_: don't fuck with bears
cgwonder: i really don't understand why all of these base building/ survival games you've played start you with thousands worth of the resources
Sorator13: @Drakas ehhhhhhhhh
bytecaster: But what if that wolf is a descendant of the Joestar line?
emberBecky: yeah I don't even think a pack coudl take one out
laundreydhull:
a 2/2 v. another 2/2 
?
LostThePirate: That was a Brown Bear, not a Grizzly (who would still probably win...)
Rhynerd: That’s why the wolf was given a stand.
satyropodobny: Mah stando, (Who let) The Dogs Out
krfsm: fuckin' racist wolves.
raulghoulia: giggle dog
MrQBear: @TehAmelie It's okay, we'll come back to those when we level up and get the shield ability that makes us immune to poison but makes us grow steel armor plates.
Stoffern: So the wolf...is gonna use gems...to build a den?
KBKarma: Why does everyone hate hyenas.
johnalogue: Snow leopards are the natural predator of the hyena, only threatened by the mighty grizzly bear.
KV1NN4: of COURSE he has to save the girl wolf
aerolend: Flank steak.
DoodlestheGreat: A grizzly would be able to take out a pack of woof-woofs. They're just snacks rto him.
matthaus_c: it's uhhh the front flank
WearingCats_CwC: Oh no, Kefka the hyena
Raiz0k: @TXC2 Are you saying someone set that up?
Rhynerd: The forward flank
lucha_libro: So at what point do we get hit with the microtransactions to get legendary wolves?
TXC2: KBKarma the "laugh" makes them sound evil
KBKarma: Boo.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Okay 0/10 for this game as we cannot pet the wolves. They are so fluffy. Why you make them fluffy if I cannot pet.
iDangero: Flanking from the front, they’ll never suspect that!
TXC2: Raiz0k yes, it was gold miners in the caribou gold rush
aerolend:
@iDangero 
JadedCynic: The only sensible explanation I can come up with is advanced aliens abducted these terran animals and threw them into a 'preserve' which is why we're seeing snow leopards and hyenas in temperate coniferous forest
matthaus_c: Za Awoorudo
DigitalSeahorse: this is like league of lughounds
Izandai: Why do we have a wolf girlfriend?
Manae: Ah, alchemist wolves
TehAmelie: shocked the she-wolf doesn't have boobs
KBKarma: Wolves. Well known for their usage of healing herbs.
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
Sorator13: wolves: excellent herbalists
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krfsm: healing herbs? sounds like herbivore talk!
Lysander_salamander: what is this?
lucha_libro: THis wolf needs a medic!
Raiz0k: @TXC2 And it was an actual lion? Wow, they should have had some disposable income.
manwiththegoldencard: WHERE ARE WE GEOGRAPHICALLY? Like striped hyenas could be in India with wolves and not brown bears
JadedCynic: Graham - that's "Alpha's" damage - he's got delusions there's any wolves except himself
TXC2: JadedCynic maybe it's a post apocalyse and they escaped zoos ?
Lysander_salamander: is this another facebook game?
Raiz0k: @TXC2 *sure
teejayrivers: CHARLIE
IzlanntheLion: Is it the same game
Izandai:
m1gr3nA: the banana king
Welbog: Chuck
CodeIndigo: charlie don't woof
laundreydhull: cool name
KBKarma: Wolves are also well-known for their love of gems.
Lysander_salamander: what in the heck?
nyperold: Maybe they have a field hospital set up.
johnalogue: Oh good, we have the pretty love interest wolf
niccus: where's hotel
TehAmelie: Wolf King Charles I
evilspoons983: so his name literally IS Alpha
UWDJohn: So, the UK
JadedCynic: @TXC2 maybe, but unless penned in, they'd spread apart to not have to compete
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I want to hang out with Wolf King Charlie
TheDangerWaffle: Charlie is such a friendly name
Raiz0k: Waiting for Wolf King Whiskey here then.
KBKarma: Wait... what happened to Bravo?
fiftymcnasty: King Charlie Mane
asthanius: Alpha, Charlie, is the e whole family named with the NATO alphabet?
Raiz0k: @asthanius Sure looks like it.
satyropodobny: Wolfkin Charlie, putting his pants onone nipple at the time
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Let me guess our love interest is the king’s daughter
Cephallope: Is named Alpha > Is second in command?
Mazrae: Wolf king Chuck sounds better
theymerLoviatar: If his name is Alpha does he also sound like the robot from Power Rangers
MAPBoardgames: Meat, Water, and gems. makes sense for wolves to gather.
cgwonder: oh please tell me there are wolf champions in this one
johnalogue: @KBKarma They don't trust the wolf king's fiat currency, after all
bi0buster: At least these wolf pictures are nice? I like seeing all the coat types. Oh no I might be the target demo.
TXC2: KBKarma Bravo is NATO alphabet, this is greek
EricTheOrange: I wanna see the gatcha, what tricked out wolves can we get
jedi_master_zll: Names are just as good as the last Army of Two game.
aerolend: @asthanius Where do you think NATO learned it from?
Welbog: Wolf for the wolf throne
Orxolon: so accurate to the ads
JadedCynic: @asthanius well, Momo breaks it, but if only...
nyperold: That implies the existence of a "Wolf Golf".
mwlsn: "Momo, huh? How about we just call you Mike?"
KV1NN4: the king mihgt be in trouble/
MikoKisai: Wolves, of course, well known for being able to construct and repair buildings.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Oh I missed the ads! What were the ads?
johnalogue: @TXC2 Maybe these are also NATO wolves
tabbyphobos: Maybe this is a future after all the humans are gone and all the animals escaped the zoos
niccus: it sounds very ostentatious but really since the early 20th centuries, wolves have adopted a constitutional monarchy
RaidenFirewing: what is with these absurd numbers of ressources already
DigitalSeahorse: these are all pet fighters aren't they
raulghoulia: I like all the tool symbols
KBKarma: @TXC2 Isn't it Alpha, Bravo, Charlie?
JadedCynic: without even opposable thumbs
teejayrivers: Only two ages
TXC2: KBKarma ah yes I get it now
shurtal: God for the God God, Thrones for the Throne Throne
JadedCynic: or other grasping limbs
KBKarma: "Storage Cave".
Rhynerd: So, if Alpha is the kid and Charlie’s the father, does that make Bravo the mother?
DigitalSeahorse: what's 25 in wolf years?
munocard: wolves yearn for gems
Manae: Ah, yes, gems: things wolves covet
Raiz0k: @TXC2 It is, but it's certainly a possibility they just... mixed it up.
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3cbb: it's almost as if there's a base game that has different skins applied to it
TehAmelie: the wolf Momo is such an insult to Michael Ende's works
Lysander_salamander: this art looks stolen
drcanonball: What do wolves even use gems for...
MAPBoardgames: !updog
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johnalogue: "The story has totally progressed"
aerolend:
@teejayrivers Only young and old. 
DigitalSeahorse: wolf dating sim?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @drcanonball no species is immune to Sparkly
betweenmyself:
Without chapters how would we keep track of the rich narrative arc? 
KBKarma: MOON MOON!
aerolend:
Raiz0k:
munocard: MOON, that spells wolf!
TehAmelie: that is frickin Moon Moon
evilspoons983: gender binary, age binary! easy
Lysander_salamander: Hyenas?
CodeIndigo: I am under 25 men and i have never played a video game including this one
KBKarma: More rune rune to rescue Moon Moon!
GreatWahooney: what else is there to say, really
mirshebs: "how much money would you be willing to spend to not stare at timers on our game"
krfsm: rune arc for the wolf!
WearingCats_CwC: Use the roon to save the mune
TehAmelie: we're magic wolves now
red_shoes_jeff: Stealh Zootopia prequel?
mwlsn: love too spend money on runes
TXC2: do we have to loon to get a rune?
odium_chlorite: double Graham stream today? Nice. Hi Alex and chat
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Wait a minute isn’t this the same gameplay as the apes game? Drawing lines?
KV1NN4: this game is such an accurate documentary about how wolf social structures work.
munocard: The area is covered by fog
CodeIndigo: fog of awooor
A_Dub888: Yue!?!
Sorator13: well, we already established these wolves are nordic, what with Loki
aerolend: Princess Mood.
matthaus_c: my sister turned into the moon. that's rough buddy
Mazrae: Now where is the human with the shotgun boss
Raiz0k: And you know, the runes.
LordShadner: also you have a "small" pack of 50! wolves
roseofloki: Princess Moon Moon!
TehAmelie: i definitely saw a drawing that was clearly based on a Moon Moon meme
RaidenFirewing: what riveting dialogue!
munocard: so many meats!
Crokoking: Is she the daughter of the legendary Moon Moon?
Rhynerd: So, to rework some old theories: could this actually be a wizard’s demiplane that they shoved random animals into some time back?
MAPBoardgames: Princess Moon is a real B, if I'm being honest.
munocard: Name your wolf Arby's, because he has the meats.
cgwonder: so they're not going with a norse myth theme, they just called that one wolf loki because they thought it was... too subtle?
Izandai: Oh good, the wolf game has already given us two love interests.
KBKarma: Well, excuuuuuuse *me*, Princess!
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WearingCats_CwC: Aren't you a little short for a wolf trooper?
Izandai: WAIT WHAT
hesterbyrde: Who invited fucking Moonmoon
JadedCynic:
@Rhynerd ah, sword & sorcery instead of sci-fi, but equally valid!
EricTheOrange: I know like hero wars was sued for false advertizing but why not ALL THESE OTHER MOBILE GAMES. like they are ALL doing this. they should all get slaped with false advertizing.
CodeIndigo: did he just "i feel your pain" the arctic woof?
mwlsn: "we must hurry! hang on while I pay my respects!"
niccus: so when are we meeting romulus and remus
KV1NN4: look at the cave painting they... madew witht heir pawss?? XD
munocard: RARE WOLVES
TXC2: hero time!
KyranTheWalker: Princess Moon of the Moon clan needs help!
MAPBoardgames: The hyenas bought a boat from the snow leopards with their gems
cgwonder: wolf heroes!!!!
3cbb: this one actually has levels? wow
noSmokeFire: "Experience stele"
3cbb: truth in advertising
KBKarma: That is *not* a Stele.
munocard: what is a stele?
Rhynerd: Ah yes, the special characters. Can’t have a mobile game without collectible characters
betweenmyself: Tsundere wolf. Keeps trying to say “bow wow” but it always comes out as “b-baka”.
munocard: THOR WOLF
EricTheOrange: MAGIC wolves
TehAmelie: that wolf is green
raulghoulia: made of uru
KV1NN4: was that wolf link
HorusFive: Checks out- lighting wolf
Raiz0k: LuciTwoFace
JadedCynic: stone & lightning wolf
theymerLoviatar: Love me a good sparkledog wolf, takes me back
JadedCynic: hellhound
Mazrae: G, they got across the ocean the same way as the snow leopards who found there way to a forest where wolves live
noSmokeFire: ashes from pokemon?!
HorusFive: Who's that Pokemon
Raiz0k: Skoll!
Gekyouryuu: "Hy-yai-yai-yai-yai-enas!" - Alpha
shurtal: where's Hati?
DoodlestheGreat: I will be fair. This looks very nice. Can't wait to see how this thing is monetized to hell and back.
KBKarma: Ashes. That's an incredibly unimaginative name.
tabbyphobos: This has some real Warrior Cats energy
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Oh that’s the red mythic from Eldritch Moon!
korvys: This is just like that Ape game, where it's mostly just a portfolio of a 3d character designer
munocard: Vote for Pedro
nyperold: I've heard of dire wolves, but fire wolves?
TXC2: from Mexico
matthaus_c: Pedro, from Breaking Bad Mexico
krfsm: a stele is a carved stone, like a runestone or old Egyptian border markers
TheDangerWaffle: SCUSEMEWHAT
cgwonder: I love these wolves with just... normal names. Charlie. Nicholas. Pedro.
Izandai:
theymerLoviatar: I was fully expecting Pedro to have a revolver
Sorator13: lord
Strebenherz: I'M SORRY WHAT
teejayrivers: NO WAY
RayFK: Bege is the best
Critterbot: Oh please...
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KBKarma: Oh hey! One Piece reference!"
HavenDragon: what???
matthaus_c: WHAT THE SHIT
Izandai: NEVERMIND THIS GAME IS GREAT
tabbyphobos: no
Reecer6: BEGE YOUR LUNGS
TwitchTVsFrank: Wtf
DoodlestheGreat:
LostThePirate: XD
JadedCynic: @satyropodobny why?
cgwonder: YEsssss
Raiz0k:
BigDaddyBland87: amazing!
TXC2: DO WHAT?!
emberBecky: wow what a cool wolf
Magnifisquatch: JEEZ
accountmadeforants: Smoke em if you gottem
BusTed: goty
m1gr3nA:
i like this one
cgwonder: BEST WOLF
jaqofspades: Amazing
empyreon: okay, GOTY
drcanonball: God yes!
wench_tacular: 100%, no notes
EricTheOrange: boo these normal ass wolves, gimmie more magic wolves
NimrodXIV: uhhhh
iris_of_ether:
ThorSokar: 'sup BOYS
h3rsh3yb4r: ONE PIECE?
Sorator13: why does the wolf have a CIGAR
jessieimproved:
bi0buster: Clip it!
WearingCats_CwC: Ok best game ever
Izandai: 10/10 no notes
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: nevermind game of the year
SpoonfullOfSugar: original assets for a cigarette comercial?
FurthestChunk: is alex having a stroke
ShatteredShamrock: w...what did i just come back too
boyesie:
Strebenherz: OKAY I'M SOLD
TheDangerWaffle: IM SORRY WHAT
HorusFive:
JadedCynic: Bege
3cbb: i'm mutuals on twitter with bege
HavenDragon: oh its a reference i didn't get
BigDaddyBland87: Best game ever!!!
mirshebs: WHY
KBKarma: This kills the Graham. And the Alex.
Magnifisquatch: Bege looks like he's about to collect on a loan.
Orxolon: is this a one piece reference?
RayFK: The game has peaked
ThorSokar: Where WE Dropin?!
Raiz0k: What does the wolf smoke?
teabread_: the lowest possible effort reskin
RayFK: There is nothing more
DigitalSeahorse:
TXC2:
I can't breath
JadedCynic: I can't...
richard_ermen: I...I have so many questions
Sacrenos: OGTY
teejayrivers: IN EVERY BIOME. IN EVERY SPECIES. Beej will ALWAYS appear
Strebenherz: clip please
goatprince: what did you do to that dog
KBKarma: I think this is a One Piece reference.
Sacrenos: GOTY
JadedCynic: I just can't
satyropodobny:
betazed15: Oh thank God. ON this day...I desperately needed a garbage day.
red_shoes_jeff: Man, Pedro Pascal really i-PARDON LE MOI!?
Inquisitor_Xian: this wolf fucks
gnyrinn: Is that supposed to be a reference to Begemot, the Master's cat?
Styxseus: I just died
Juliamon: Oh good, Hati here too
betazed15: Now, what the actual hell is going on
TehAmelie: BG, wolf of the year
Mazrae: Ummm that was a wolf
KBKarma: Oh, I think the next one might.
DoodlestheGreat: "I don't get no respect from the pack!"
theymerLoviatar: That's not a Newfie, that's a wolf!
Izandai: We've found the only good part of this game. We can stop playing now.
Izandai: PLAYBOY
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @gnyrinn I think the cat’s Behemoth
niccus: playboy.
red_shoes_jeff: Well how's she goin' there, Newfie?
JadedCynic: that was a GOODwolf, fuggedaboutit
Strebenherz: It's all downhill from here
KV1NN4: Playboy?!?!?!?
Izandai: THAT ONE'S NAME WAS PLAYBOY
TheDangerWaffle: That wolf had a day
betweenmyself: Something something FoxHound DIE! (from lung cancer)
vickysaurus_mystax: Moon Moon?
munocard: Bege getting recked on that spliff
krfsm: Skoll and Hati are from Norse myth, they're the wolves chasing the sun and the moon.
SajuukSjet:
Eva Levante better step up her game... I expect her with a wolf companion next Solstice
teejayrivers: Wait Loki is the one who killed our dad though
Manae: Wait wasn't loki the bad guy?
3cbb: you can play as your evil brother?
Alephred: Loki is much less impressive than Thor.
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: this is the same format as the other games. even th UI is similar
bytecaster: Actual mythological wolf Fenrir!
Crokoking:
plus he was
Orxolon: why they all have the same power?
EricTheOrange: no like logan paul
shurtal: Wolf-erine
noSmokeFire: wolverine, notably, not a wolf
teejayrivers: Charlie is DEAD
nyperold: I hope there's a wolf who smokes cigarettes. Of course, he'd smoke a pack a day.
krfsm: is Charlie an updog?
BrowneePoints: Where is Moon Moon
TehAmelie: wolverines are REAL?
HavenDragon: yeah
KBKarma: That's Ammy!
juneblue58: For reference Skoll and Hati are the sons of Fenris, who devour the sun and moon at Ragnarok; hence the sun and moon motifs here.
shurtal: wulvermang?
JadedCynic: that's just a goldie
TXC2: TehAmelie yeap, it's an american dog
BlueMechanic: In his defence, they don't have those in Australia
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Is that an Okami
bytecaster: Conan the Wolfbarian
RaidenFirewing: That's a fox
matthaus_c: yeah there are packs of wild Hugh Jackmans with adamantium claws running around
v_nome: Moon? Where's Moonmoon?
EricTheOrange: screw all these normal wolves give me more magic wolves
Rhynerd: @teejayrivers different charlie, I imagine. Lacks the eye scar like the wolf king had
JadedCynic: fox
DoodlestheGreat: If that's Moon, where's Moon Moon?
EvilBadman: Aw I got moonmoo.n
Izandai: ERAGON?????
jaqofspades: Isn't there a story in Wolverine Origins where his girlfriend says that wolverines howl at the moon.
Magnifisquatch: Wolverines are like badgers if badgers had a power stat.
KV1NN4: looked like a dhole to me
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: what does it say
Sorator13: eragon???
BrowneePoints: That's a Dhole or a Coyote
munocard: They're like weird badgers
teejayrivers: Eragon
TehAmelie: i'm pretending to be Hugh Jackman
HorusFive:
shurtal: picture a badger, that can take tdown tanks
Sethalidos: Is MoonMoon a hero?
gnyrinn: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou That depends on the translation. Some just transcribe the name directly, hence Begemot; while other translate it to Behemoth.
BrowneePoints: Wolverine is the largest Mustelid
satyropodobny: Wolverine is a real animal based on a fictional character
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: wolverines are like the Umbrella Corporation rebuilt a badger
RaidenFirewing: and just... a husky I guesss?
drcanonball: No Silverfang?
HavenDragon: wolverines are mustelids like weasels
KBKarma: THAT'S A JACKAL
evilspoons983: the skull face paint is under the fur
Foxmar320: Hello Graham and Alex, I accidently had this open in another tab and the stream going live scared my mom lol
BrowneePoints: Wolverines are Otters that drink Whisky
roseofloki: A Wolverine is what happens when nature wants to make a crocodile, but all it has to work with is a weasel
KV1NN4: that was a jackal.
JadedCynic: another fox
theymerLoviatar: Akela! That's the wolf from The Jungle Book!
jedi_master_zll: Eragon must defeat this enemies with the power of wishful thinking.
omdorastrix: Wolverines are like 5x sized badgers with a bad attitude IIRC?
JadedCynic: dhole
Rhynerd: I would’ve loved if ghost just magically vanished mid-approach
KBKarma: That's another Jackal!
Sorator13: george!
Sorator13: I love george
Sorator13: george & sam
3cbb: like soatak the security dhole
krfsm: dholes are Indian (subcontinent) wild dogs, yea
TehAmelie: we know from Far Cry 5 it's pronounced D-hole
TXC2: oh no he's hot
Izandai:
JadedCynic: if it doesn't pluck a rose...
Sorator13: playboy with the roses, natch
wench_tacular: suave
cgwonder:
Raiz0k: @jedi_master_zll I thought that sounded familar. That one YA novel popular a while ago?
satyropodobny: has the same walkczcle as Venus
Izandai: PERFECTION
matthaus_c: oh that wolf wants to fuck
JadedCynic: GOT THERE
korvys: Oh no! He's sexy!
MAPBoardgames:
Awwooo~ 
m1gr3nA: will it dance a tango?
TheDangerWaffle: LMAO
Lysander_salamander: oh dear
accountmadeforants: If we ever do a "micro"-transaction, it's gotta be for cool wolf or this one.
TemporallyAwry: Ya' Know - at least they had fun making this game.
LostThePirate: XD
TXC2: ma cherie!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @jadedcynic got there
margieargie: Okay, we found the best wolf
Izandai: Okay, this game has exactly two good parts.
DoodlestheGreat: They should name him Pepe...
jaqofspades: Hachi machi that wolf is hot.
SpoonfullOfSugar: pepe le pew?
raulghoulia: anthropormorphism is fun
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: See I was joking about the wolves that are too attractive and here we are
TheDangerWaffle: Alex, stop ahahaha
korvys: Oh no he's hot
DarkNacht: !findquote fury
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Lysander_salamander: a cigar
jedi_master_zll: @Raiz0k Yeah, hated how that series ended.
teejayrivers: beejwolf
Lysander_salamander: ok
MikoKisai:
10/10, best game ever. 
theymerLoviatar: they call me Cuban Pete, I'm the king of the rumba beat
JadedCynic: bege and playboy
Sorator13: y'all have to slow down I can only clip so much at a time
Sacrenos: wait, why does it say CRAFT?! Why do you CRAFT wolves?!
DigitalSeahorse:
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: gentelmen
Strebenherz: The advertisement could have shown this
ArisuGunplaSFW: gREAAFLJF S
MAPBoardgames: Experience Beje
Strebenherz: THE ADVERT DID US ALL DIRTY
Rhynerd: @sacrenos wizards?
raulghoulia: get that dog a nicotine patch
Raiz0k: @TXC2 well, you know, different strokes
theymerLoviatar: wait, is Bege pronounced like Beej
ThorSokar: HEY, I'm Huntin' Here!
CommanderPulsar: Nice pack, it'd be a shame if somethin' ... happened to it.
KBKarma: Yeah, that is *definitely* a One Piece reference. Or a reference to the original pirate.
bi0buster: "Get me pictures of Spiderwolf!"
TheDangerWaffle: definitely Wednesday, my pal
Lysander_salamander: I should watch columbo more
Strebenherz: @theymerLoviatar it is now
JadedCynic: oh, just one more bite, mr prey
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: That wolf is going to give me his opinion on downtown real estate
DigitalSeahorse: Columbo Wolf
betweenmyself:
The Wolf has to smoke cause he just had the SEX. That Wolf is cool.
cgwonder: this wolf strongly reminds me of a character from something but I can't for the life of me make the connection
TehAmelie: "it's cool, wolves don't get cancer"
lucha_libro: Peter floof is colomwoof!
theymerLoviatar: Beej Wolf Beej Wolf Beej Wolf
ghizmou: and spoil everything?
boristhewizard: Bege smokes Snarlboros
jaqofspades: Before I leave, just one more howl.
3cbb: can't include smoking in the ads
PrancerInflatableReindeer: @cgwonder wes anderson?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Experience Stele
juneblue58: A stele is a kind of monument.
BrowneePoints: @loadingreadyrun theres a cigar smoking gangster pirate in One Piece named Bege (bayjay)
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Stele is like an obelisk
Sacrenos:
stélé 
accountmadeforants: Conan, wolf is best in life?
RaidenFirewing: A stele is an old kind of tablet
juneblue58: Pronounced "Steel-e".
Sorator13: a stele is a large stone monument
Sorator13: or so I thought
HorusFive: You know, Chuck's kid
theymerLoviatar: @accountmadeforants To hunt your enemies, see them whimper before you, and hear the ululations of their females
TehAmelie: these are tool using wolves eh
teabread_: the rosetta stone was a stele I think?
LordManiMani: i'm late and whats thus
KV1NN4: this isn't still the wild??
mwlsn: Alpha, son of Charlie
Mazrae: Conan the Dogbarian
Sorator13: a stone tablet does look more accurate to what was shown earlier, though
jedi_master_zll:
@boristhewizard 
TXC2: LordManiMani this is wolf game
bytecaster: When Bege is not on screen, everybody should be asking, where is Bege!
JadedCynic: stele is a towering obelisk used as a monument
Rhynerd: @lordmanimani Wolf Game
cgwonder: @prancerinflatablereindeer along those lines, but i haven't seen the wes anderson fantastic mr fox so its no that. but its a cartoon i think
raulghoulia: canonically loki's child
MikoKisai: Stele: "An upright (or formerly upright) slab containing engraved or painted decorations or inscriptions" (Source: Wiktionary)
accountmadeforants: theymerLoviatar playfr3Clap
evilspoons983: @cgwonder stop animation
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Best Fenrir ever is the one in Thor Ragnarok. If I were a space god-queen I too would make myself the biggest fluffiest wolf friend.
Raiz0k: A lot of hyenas.
HavenDragon: might be too many wolves
jaqofspades: 30 to 60 feral wolves?
bytecaster: Inside you there are two wolfs: "Bege and Playboy"
eric_christian_berg: Inside each of us is seven wolves, each of a different color.
shurtal: Total Wolf
BrowneePoints: THOSE ANIMALS DONT INHABIT THE SAME BIOMES
CrookedSmile: aren't hyenas more feline than canine?
lucha_libro: I think you need some wolf archers, and some wolf cavalry
TXC2: bytecaster please no ones that cool
itmightbemikey: Why are there chipmunk giggles in there?
noSmokeFire: @BrowneePoints of course not, Loki is leading the hyenas as an invasion force
Lysander_salamander: I find this vaguely worrying that it's hyenas invading a european setting
evilspoons983: @BrowneePoints most wolves don't smoke cigars either
LordManiMani: Admittedly, "Wolf Tactics" sounds like a sweet RTS/TBS game if it were done right
A_Dub888: These are an impressive amount of animals on this cliff edge
Raiz0k: @BrowneePoints Oh hi, enjoying our current frustration level here?
BrowneePoints: Hyenas are marginally closer to felines
BrowneePoints: And I do mean marginal
MrQBear: okay so, i saw a bit of the 'other wolves' while I was up and about, I made a joke about armored wolves, were any of them armored?' <'
TheNerdWonder: What about player rage?
Spluuga: huh.. stele is plants root core.. or a slab in archeology..
noSmokeFire: """Alpha, son of Charlie"""
BooperOfHonks: Wait, is it Charlie because Alpha Bravo Charlie? because Greek letters are too complicated?
TXC2: MrQBear not really
roseofloki: Since when has Loki ever needed to explain anything?
Sorator13: @MrQBear no, but they did have sleepy wolf and romantic wolf (with a rose) and fancy wolf (with a cigar)
Gascitygaming: !quote Revenge
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TehAmelie: "why is Loki doing all of this?" the story of the Norse gods
accountmadeforants: You know what, these are decent load times at least. (Though I suppose that's being helped by modern phones being real fast.)
bwk789: Combat resolved!,
Raiz0k: @BrowneePoints They are *literally* feliformia.
Lysander_salamander: Like, is this a cryptofascist game?
mwlsn: Why are we still surprised that people knew our father?? EVERYONE knew our father apparently
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Hyenas actually did used to live in Europe etc during the age of megafauna.
MrQBear: I saw Cigar Wolf. I love cigar wolf. Disappointed we didn't get a wolf in just straight up plate mail or something dumb though. ' <'
SalmirAeon: "I knew you father in the clone wars... wait, wrong franchise"
bi0buster: What's with this forehead cutie mark?
jedi_master_zll: New Conan series with all wolves?
niccus: @Lysander_salamander i'm not sure it's possible to assign intentionality to any part of this game
BigDaddyBland87: @SalmirAeon I was once a Jedi Wolf the same as your father
TehAmelie: i
bytecaster: I cannot wait for the grifters to switch from Omega male to Bege male as their new thing!
noSmokeFire: how have the wolves cut gems, exactly?
doubledbear: dinger, missed the first 30 min. oh well We're here!
Rhynerd: @nosmokefire I stand by the wizard theory.
theymerLoviatar: @noSmokeFire the same way they roll cigars
TheNerdWonder: If I wanted to play a good wolf game, I’d play Okami
Raiz0k: Ah yes, the sound of a ripped-out throat.
RaidenFirewing: Immediately getting to the dating part of the game
ArisuGunplaSFW:
100 Awooooooi
Dog_of_Myth: Look at those good dogs in a bad game
LostThePirate: I wasn't expecting WOLVES to be a visual novel
DoodlestheGreat: I _am_ a furry, and... yikes.
SkylerRingtail: Please. A furry would have made a much better game than this.
Juliamon: Experience Stele Dan
Orxolon: the plot thickens
jedi_master_zll: @BigDaddyBland87 There were Cathar Jedi, though they're more cat like.
TehAmelie: i'm pretty sure we can file all of these games' themes under "vaguely anarcho-primitivist power fantasies for sheltered teenage boys"
MAPBoardgames: 5 minutes or 5 million?
bytecaster: @TheNerdWonder I mean, Amaterasu doesn't even smoke cigars though!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: “gems” we see them outside the wolves’ PoV and realize they’re like broken shiny CDs
JadedCynic: the developers apparently thought 'steles' and 'runes' were equivalent...(they're really not)
Sorator13: @JadedCynic right?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: get yourself someone with a good Meat Protection Capacity
RaidenFirewing: so its absolutely a "assault other players" kind of game
Dog_of_Myth:
Wouldn't wolves use bucks for money? 
EricTheOrange: I measn if they areJUST wolves I dunno if that falls under furry anymore.
Sorator13: @RaidenFirewing oh, for sure
Raiz0k: Ah yes, the woofitications.
MAPBoardgames:
I can't afford a storage cave in this real estate market
TXC2: number go brrr
TehAmelie: awoo
Orxolon: it's like a military game,but with wolves,y'know,"the wolf game"
Sorator13: @Dog_of_Myth ....ha
nyperold: So a W with a line through it?
JadedCynic: @TehAmelie "...and so-called-adults that used to be sheltered teenage boys"
KyranTheWalker: After looking it up I've found that Hyena's are closer related to Mongooses than cats... I don't know what to do with that info.
mwlsn: "Alpha [...] sees himself in Moon"?
BrowneePoints: Can Bege turn into a living tank like the One Piece character?
Rhynerd: Y’know what wizards are probably also an explanation for Bege, Playboy, and sole@of those other wolves that look like they were made for a different game’s art style.
Mangledpixel: there appears to be an in game chat now
MAPBoardgames: They're wolves. They down bones.
kusinohki:
I am now home and have food...
niccus: train FROM WHAT
JadedCynic:
yep, I just logged back into ClickQuest for the first time in years
bytecaster: "Enhance - Fierce Wolf"
TXC2: hello kusinohki welcome
Tom_Bruise: You'd think we call it the Bone Zone, and you'd be right
EricTheOrange: time for gambling
Sorator13: seriously though, why is the wolf game nordic?
bytecaster: I bet Bege is a five star pull
JadedCynic: *waves*
BrowneePoints: @raiz0k yes, they're feliforms but behaviorally they act like dogs. Hyenas are weird.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Are these the same terrain assets as the Primitive Age game
KBKarma: BEGE BEGE BEGE BEGE
JadedCynic: playboy?
Rhynerd: So, you’re rolling the bones?
noSmokeFire: is legendary summon better or worse than epic summon?
TXC2: fudge
wench_tacular:
Cephallope: Aw fudd
Tom_Bruise: Dangit Elmer
DoodlestheGreat: Fangs for the memories.
evilspoons983: it's a jackal!
Foxmar320: wow Elmer is so disapointing lol
jedi_master_zll: That one wolf kinda looked like Phil.
duckace11: G I think at the end of all this you need to do a few good mobile games
Juliamon: It's a JACKAL
JadedCynic: #NotAWolf
cgwonder: this is WOLF game not JACKAL game
Wolfstrike_NL: "yip yip" send message
RaidenFirewing: why does every mobile game so far feels absolutely the same
duckace11: hey now Elmer is the glue of this tribe
BrowneePoints: Black Back Jackal is my favorite member of FOXHOUND Graham
bytecaster: Not even a wolf?
EricTheOrange: the game will usualy give you a good but not great as your first free gatcha
DoodlestheGreat: THREE DAYS?
duckace11: or pack
TXC2: jackal jackal jackal it's a jackal!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Hyenas are dog software running on cat hardware, as opposed to foxes which are cat software running on dog hardware.
Athelgar: Is that a 3d cooldown?
Sorator13: you have two more epic summons
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3cbb: it's really more of a canid game
Raiz0k: @BrowneePoints Yup, nature is weird in general and wonderful on these boundary conditions.
Tom_Bruise: Just three days 'till you get your second Elmer
EricTheOrange: like an A rank VS S rank
bytecaster: That german is somewhat broken too
Lysander_salamander: peculiar
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Tom_Bruise: or, God forbid, a Eustice
niccus: are you sure this is a gacha and not a numbers station for spies
JadedCynic: we just get MATS for an epic pull? RIGGED
MikoKisai: There will be things in an overworld, that you might not gain access to until you've played for another 5-10 hours.
Raiz0k: The last message is someone looking for German speaking folk.
MAPBoardgames: Those coordinates are on the wrong side of the tracks.
Rhynerd: I hope those coordinates are to a denny’s parking lot
RaidenFirewing: @bytecaster Somewhat is an understatement
Raiz0k: Which is weird for a bot.
Spluuga: there's prolly a global map for your wolf city with coordinates
Styxseus:
I like how it says "Free summon daily" and then immidiatly switches to "Next free summon in 3 days"
KBKarma: Coordinates for wolf orgy?
bytecaster:
@bytecaster I'm trying to be nice
red_shoes_jeff: I think the coordinates are for the Indirect Fire Wolves.
jedi_master_zll: @Rhynerd Now I want pancakes for dinner.
Wolfstrike_NL: Ook Ook!?
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
Despoiler98: WHAT
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: exCUSE me Graham??
drcanonball: Monke
JadedCynic:
@niccus omg, that'd be brilliant - the marginal revenue would pay for its own maintenance 
EricTheOrange: that face
MrQBear: oh! Now we're playing that Ape Game, Right/
Raiz0k:
TXC2: moke time!
Lysander_salamander: oh dear
Sorator13: Oh, that's odd. EArlier it said 3 free epic summons per day, but I guess it's also on a 5min cooldown?
Tom_Bruise: "Greetings, Monkey" *chomp*
korvys: "Ask the monkeys nearby for help" would make great !advice
DigitalSeahorse:
TheAinMAP:
WearingCats_CwC: Rafiki!
Despoiler98: "historical allies?" MONKEYS????
t3h_f1gm3nt:
why are there monkeys in my wolf game! 
Wolfstrike_NL:
LordManiMani: Monke and Wulf Strong Together
JadedCynic: ape game
treacletart: I want to talk to your managape
Mischievous_Catgeist: nah its cool its just moonmoon
theymerLoviatar: and this is how man tamed wolf
bytecaster: "I hear you have these things called opposable thumbs"
KBKarma: Monkey Elder == Bartleby?
TemporallyAwry:
... was this a lion-king game that got pallet swapped for wolves?
TheSpindash: If only Adam was here to comment on this scenario.
Tom_Bruise: Monkey Builder?!
LordManiMani: Age of Apes crossover
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: “Prepare the monkey hut” isn’t banned by Twitch TOS but it SHOULD be.
Lysander_salamander: You'd think they'd put more effort into their stolen assets
Spluuga: wolf stonks
red_shoes_jeff: Oh, monkeys LOOOOVE meat. Like, actually can't get enough of it.
BrowneePoints: Also a reminder that all common beliefs on wolves are based on grossly incorrect studies and biologists are gettin a little tired of having to combat those myths
MrQBear: @LordManiMani that's the name of it! I was trying to remember! Thank you.
Dustmasc: have you ever built a monkey irl?
MAPBoardgames: The first upgrade is three
Cephallope: Of course, because wolves building things would be unrealistic
Wolfstrike_NL: "Hey look, twitch chat is in this game"
KV1NN4: allies with thumbs? I'm in
MrQBear: A letter from Moon Moon?
t3h_f1gm3nt:
@Wolfstrike_NL i dont see any clowns 
Raiz0k: I mean, wolves can encounters monkeys given the former's range of habitat...
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @browneepoints what about the belief that they are fluffy and I want to pet them even though I know I shouldn’t
BlueMechanic: these wolves have stationery?
Mikklun: wolf post for post wolves
Dog_of_Myth: Praise be Wolf
jedi_master_zll: A lot of work seems to go into the cheap crummy games.
mwlsn: "Bless you all the way" when someone has a really big sneeze
theymerLoviatar: @Mikklun Post Wolfone?
bytecaster: Is wolf twitter called howler?
TXC2:
again chat, this is all taking place at a free range zoo
DigitalSeahorse:
JadedCynic: love the 'universal translator' of different species (that don't have to appear to have complex languages anyways), can intercommunicate in this manner - even BY MAIL - I still think aliens are playing with abducted samples from terra in a constructed enclosure, and now they've 'uplifted' the various species
Critterbot: Nice.
Dog_of_Myth: Nope
Magnifisquatch: WOW
Critterbot: Or not...
TXC2: boo this game
cgwonder: yikes
NimrodXIV: F that
Raiz0k: Nice.
t3h_f1gm3nt: hahahahahaha no
margieargie: Sure is mobile game in here
MehallD: but dont worry, you can only buy ONE
A_Dub888: "Extraordinary Luck!"
bi0buster: Wow advertising you clan with "We have whales" is a hell of a thing.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Everyone’s always demanding the ancestors do stuff for them. Just once I’d like to see someone demand stuff from their future descendants.
BrowneePoints: I mean, if they acclimated to you first a wolf would absolutely let you pet thel @gcu_ofcourseistillloveyou
n3ther:
just give us your money 
JadedCynic: STUPIDLY big ask
Wolfstrike_NL: That's a full AAA title
evilspoons983: it's "571%" though!
kusinohki: the letter was sent by the Paw office...
MAPBoardgames: "We have some whales" is really insulting.
Mischievous_Catgeist: cookie clicker?
gnyrinn: I thought these games ran on MICRO-transactions.
3cbb: you only need one person to buy that to justify the entire expense of making this game
mwlsn: I mean, the new Zelda game is gonna be $70, what's the difference?
shurtal: if watching "Is this your card" has taught me anything, this seems like a job for James' credit card
TemporallyAwry:
That's like a 10th of a PS5 
Tom_Bruise: 70 dollars so you don't have to play the wolf JPEG game
EricTheOrange: what I'm trying to figure out is "why wolves". like they just act like humans, their society is just humans. so why wolves?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @browneepoints why do you give me this hope
Sorator13: @gnyrinn "micro" is a relative term
betweenmyself: Thought this game was about wolves, but they’re really after the Whales
HIYgamer: It must be a good deal. You can tell because they only let you buy it once
RaidenFirewing: "Unlock the eagle nest" oh I'm curious
mirshebs: i hate mobile games
matthaus_c: all these games blur together
Raiz0k: @mwlsn Paying up front?
JadedCynic: we've seen primates
DoodlestheGreat: All of this work to make yet another Progress Quest clone.
Juliamon: EricTheOrange Animals have more broad appeal to kids
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @erictheorange this artist likes drawing wolves
Tom_Bruise: George
TwilightAvalon:
its almost like theyre all the same 
MAPBoardgames: You won't fight sharks, but you sure have jumped them.
noSmokeFire: owo notices ur monkey elders
LordZarano: Isn't that "I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling"
theymerLoviatar: George is a goddamn husky
niccus: i would have loved it if the "monkey hut" was just a random human house
matthaus_c: why was George not a monkey
Mischievous_Catgeist: bestest boy george
mwlsn: @mwlsn I was thinking "quality" and "good design" but yeah, that too
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: god I love George already
Raiz0k: Oh, that was the moon moon ref!
cgwonder: george is a himbo
TXC2: brain smooth head empty geroge
n3ther: head empty
Spluuga: unsure if wolf or husky..
Magnifisquatch: "somewhat"
n3ther: oh my god
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Look into George’s eyes and hear the elevator music playing.
Abelzumi: furries are what now?
Kelderan: I'm a furry and THAT is too furry for me.
Tom_Bruise: George thinks the enemy wolves just brought snausages
Izandai: ALEX
Lysander_salamander: Maybe it's supposed to be "satire?"
BrowneePoints: Nah, Furry RPers cant type this well
RaidenFirewing: Yeah no, even we have standards
EricTheOrange: @Juliamon if the art style was more like that monkey game I would get that, this feels too"animal planet".
Hpjones10: Clear eyes clear minds can't lose
DoodlestheGreat: No, if this was Furry RP, there would be a LOT more sex.
KBKarma: If only there was some other way we could resolve this. uwu
TheSpindash: @DoodlestheGreat There's still time.
nyperold: I remember Progress Quest, but you did literally nothing but start the game and watch what "happens".
BrowneePoints: Short glance says monkeys and wolves share habitat in Ethiopia and India @raiz0k
Mikklun: wolves don't have pincers they have clawws game
Lysander_salamander: Hey, there's plenty of furry rp that's much better than this
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Is this just the same gameplay as the apes game? With drawing the lines between the things?
Raiz0k:
noSmokeFire: wolves georg was an outlier adn should not have bene counter
JadedCynic: wait, fighting over a watering hole - did we just have our 2001 moment?
kumatsu: This George of the Jungle AU has gotten weird
TehAmelie: something something statistical outlier Wolves Georg
Kelderan: How many Georges is too many Georges?
Sorator13: wait, why are we fighting george?
3cbb: i looked away did george betray you?
Tom_Bruise: When are they making another Tekken Tag Tournament and when are they putting George and Elmer in it?
Raiz0k: George of Slaanesh
3cbb: oh just training
TheSpindash: WE GOT THERE
Sorator13: ahh
t3h_f1gm3nt: i would DIE for george though
Sorator13: oh dear
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: you “defeat” George by pretending to throw the tennis ball and instead hiding it behind your back.
t3h_f1gm3nt: look at his stupid face
EricTheOrange: george isn't a wolf he's just a husky.
jessieimproved: Okay in all seriousness my 10 year old would love this game
BigDaddyBland87: I will love him and feed him and call him George
munocard: George is the himbo of the pack
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bi0buster: George is there to be happy and honestly, who are we to judge?
Lysander_salamander: This is the furry roleplay that gives furry roleplay a bad name.
MrQBear: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou You cad! Is there no limit to your crimes?! D:
DoodlestheGreat: I withdraw my previous comment. Cripes...
narset6691: oh man its garbage day!
theymerLoviatar: @jessieimproved and that's exactly the problem, it's a game that appeals to kids that has payments for 70 bucks
JadedCynic: uplifted by aliens
munocard: SOUL OF THE EARTH
Critterbot: Pardonfuck?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: George is living his best life. George…it’s a good thing you’re pretty.
JadedCynic: TIGER!
matthaus_c: yeah the opposite of the Air Soul
aWabbajack: Gaia has appeared
Tom_Bruise: George, fight for Gaea!
Cephallope: Weird looking dog
n3ther: you gotta protect our lands soul
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: GEORGE. KIND OF BURIED THE LEDE HERE.
LordShadner: Mako?
HorusFive: Not The Earth Soul. Just AN Earth Soul I'm sure
TXC2: gaia coming to get us?
jessieimproved: @jessieimproved Yes, we have had a few....incidents already.
BrowneePoints: So are we like...in India...that somehow has Hyenas?
Rhynerd: Please murder this tiger
EricTheOrange: Ah yes the coniferous forest tiger.
Wolfstrike_NL: The Earth soul, you know, the soul of the earth
Kelderan: Tiger tiger in the night. For a wolf is Kill on Sight
PrancerInflatableReindeer: maybe its not THE but just 'one' earth soul
JadedCynic: I mean, you MIGHT just overlook one of the apex preditors of the world FOR THE BIG GREEN FLAME!
RaidenFirewing: Real wolves don't have stands though
A_Dub888: Earth: "Dammit where did I put that soul? Did I leave it on the counter again?"
WearingCats_CwC: Please kill the nearby animals. Conflict resolved
bi0buster: There's an autocast toggle!
Dustmasc: I saw an Earth soul whilst bird watching once
RaidenFirewing: I think the tiger was just... there
TehAmelie: (ever seen a dog suddenly understand death?)
Mischievous_Catgeist: dont question geogre
SpacePotato01: how did George get a cat to do anything?
Raiz0k: @TehAmelie Yup, you were right, moon moon.
Solipsody: I've been in a coma since the middle of the last episode of Watch & Play... I see I haven't misesd anything.
Tom_Bruise: C'mon Wolf, use your Earth Soul Magic
Lysander_salamander: it's like someone saw Jungle Book and decided to make it worse.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: George probably tried to befriend the tiger
LordShadner: you do have a pack of 150
JadedCynic: the tiger wouldn't break a sweat
Sacrenos: What?!
Cephallope:
munocard: incredible
RaidenFirewing: yeah that was definitely the right sound
cgwonder: wolves with BOMBS
EricTheOrange: OMG I thought you were kidding
HIYgamer: Forget the tiger. How did George get the soul of the planet on his side?
Sorator13: wait, WHAT
TXC2: I mean, Graham didn't lie there
bytecaster: That wolf is a shaman!
Foxmar320: This Fallout 76 mod looks strange
KBKarma: Right, this is just no longer even attempting to be real.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Oh shit I didn’t know wolves could call in fucking AIRSTRIKES.
Sterosz: That happened
TwilightAvalon: get fucked, nerds
ArisuGunplaSFW: Wolf Kamehameha
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Raiz0k: Mutually Assured Growlstruction
BrowneePoints: Oh the Caninity!
jedi_master_zll: Drop bombs! No literally the wolves have air support.
MAPBoardgames: So were they!
TehAmelie: do we have AIRWOLF on our side?
niccus: it's ok because there's no wolf geneva convention yet
KBKarma: So were they, Graham. So were they.
BrowneePoints: No they're blown away
munocard: Technically the other wolves were blown away.
noSmokeFire: the wolves really ARE wizards
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: The wolves got into the warsat network apparently.
Raiz0k: Yeah, Graham, that's what the wolves said!
Critterbot: That... sure was a thing that just happened.
CaptainSpam: Next we activate the SAM sites to repel air support...
NotCainNorAbel: poor George
Rhynerd: “By the power of Gaia, fire on these Grid Coordinates” - some wolf
KV1NN4: alex: not wrong
EricTheOrange: You know if this game leaned into the fantasy aspect more, i'd like it better.
Sorator13: Bold of you to think she wasn't involved in making the game, Alex
BrowneePoints: Omg they stole my plot from Fangs of Erda!
matthaus_c: who does number two work for
Raiz0k: @TehAmelie Wouldn't that be something?
Tom_Bruise: "C'mon you coward, kill me!" - George?
BrowneePoints: Do they read my Tumblr!?
DoodlestheGreat: Graham went off to get some kibble.
WearingCats_CwC: George the Unintelligent
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NotCainNorAbel: they said sorry
satyropodobny: George? Curious.
TXC2:
Dog_of_Myth 
Tom_Bruise: I'm starting to think George isn't very bright
Mikklun: why does George look so dopy
Gascitygaming: Dog of myth gfifting subs is fitting
Earthenone: we dident apologize for the air strikes we unleashed on georges family
Ewayko:
What did I tune into? Hi all.
Solipsody: I guess this is a big stream for Dog_if_Myth...
emberBecky: kid me would have been mad about the weird combo of animals from different locations
Sacrenos: AMERICA!
BrowneePoints: WTF
Wolfstrike_NL: "Sorry to use a nuke on your ass? "
theymerLoviatar: I mean you already saw the Lifestream, of course someone casts Meteor
TXC2: AMERICA TIME !
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: George is one of those people who wakes up and immediately forgets everything that’s ever happened to him, isn’t he.
A_Dub888: !birb
LRRbot: Peck your beak!
t3h_f1gm3nt: MURICA
KBKarma: No. No, never mind.
DoodlestheGreat:
Fur-giveness. 
cgwonder: WHERE ARE WE?
TheSpindash: Who are the wolves' gods?
TehAmelie: Elena, the central american eagle?
tabbyphobos: There's a lot of non-wolves in this Wolf Game.
KBKarma: I have given up on this.
BrowneePoints: WHY IS THERE HYENAS TIGERS AND A NORTH AMERICAN RAPTOR!?
red_shoes_jeff: "... IN AMERICA!"
Tom_Bruise: Holy sites, blessed by Wolf Jesus
Dog_of_Myth: I was compelled to gift
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: If the eagles have airstrikes and open-carry laws I call BS
SkylerRingtail: Any reply to your social woof?
MikoKisai: And *this* is where those coordinates are used.
MAPBoardgames:
@DoodlestheGreat 
Lysander_salamander: apparently we employ seagulls as scouts?
TwilightAvalon: What Alex doesnt understand is that this ENTIRE game was scripted and formuled inside of a Composite Notebook with "Asking Alexandria", "Simple Plan", and Red Jumpsuit Apparatus" stickers
Dromos_GHG: Bird poop on statue
cgwonder: i really hope that dinosaur from the ad is actually in the game
JadedCynic:
we've had felids, primates, fucking MAGIC SPELLS, why not avians clearing fog-of-war 
kusinohki: wolf of empires 3 now...
TehAmelie: i kind of really want Airwolf to show up
Solipsody: I really did just get here though - how long have you been playing this tutorial?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @cgwonder I hope the dinosaurs have aircraft carriers
TXC2: TehAmelie would be neat, yeah
noSmokeFire: I want a Monkey Builder :0
MrQBear: @cgwonder if it is, how do you feel about capturing it and teaching it to let us ride it into combat, with a sword in our mouths?
Ewayko: @TwilightAvalon How did you get my notebook??!!
northos: @Solipsody bold of you to assume there is anything BUT tutorial
BrowneePoints: Well see in Wolf that translates to "The far rock mansion that lies beside the hidden stream"
Wolfstrike_NL: @Solipsody 40 minutes give or take
Izandai:
kusinohki: will moles be the "zerg rush" ??
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Someone watched an LP of Metal Wolf Chaos with a 100 degree fever and walked away with the wrong impression
JadedCynic: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou "t-rex's flying F-15s!" #NeverForgetCalvin
raulghoulia: hire monkeys
TheSpindash: I thought of a great way to end this stream...
Solipsody: @Solipsody I mean, I assume there was a time before Tutorial. None of us youngun's remember it, but...
JadedCynic: automation is 'unfair competition'...
MikoKisai: People will cheat at *any* game.
cgwonder: wait, George the wolf made this game? Impressive
HorusFive: If you can spend money on it somebody will cheat
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Can we get banned from this game faster than Everjane is the question
munocard: So glad it has open chat.
DoodlestheGreat: Their Discore must have some CRAZY fan art...
Pteraspidomorphi: It's probably smarter to cheat than pay $70 for an item or whatever that was
CataclysmicReverb: Why would anyone bother playing this game?
Lysander_salamander: I think I prefer Forums over Discord.
Aarek: "We appreicate your feedback and will take it into consideration to improve the game"
JadedCynic: deaf ears
n3ther: We heard you but also we don't hear yall
TXC2: Lysander_salamander I know I do, Discord is a closed shop
mwlsn: We could use a good idea guy
Critterbot: Just... unprofessional bs.
TehAmelie: maybe they have automated every step of the process
t3h_f1gm3nt: @Lysander_salamander haven't you heard? you can have forums IN discord now! (and they are bad)
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @cataclysmicreverb I feel like an eight year old with a wolf poster on their door would dig it, and no one else.
HorusFive: As if it's just an auto-response and not a real person at all
HavenDragon: here's an idea for them: ads that reflect the game.
JadedCynic: we heard you but can't actually acknowledge we paid any attention
MikoKisai: These are in-game events, essentially.
Dog_of_Myth:
ThirdFloorDraft: there is also the genuine confusion as to which fake game ad brought people in
JadedCynic: BUSYWORK!
EricTheOrange: So what HAPPEND to the mobile game space. why is their so much more rampant copying and grifting? like steam has bad games but I don't see so much outright grifting on steam as their is in the mobile space.
satyropodobny: FOUND TIMON
maelstrom64: $21.95
CataclysmicReverb: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Fair read...
cgwonder: the thing is, i think an ad that actually showed this game the way it is would entice me more than those ads with weird puzzles and overblown fights
MAPBoardgames: 425/mo
KV1NN4: this was deifnitely supposed to have lions...
Mikklun: hey look riki tiki tavi
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Sometimes I think they hire the ad people, tell them a title and general theme, and then wait for the ads to get ideas for the actual game.
Sorator13: @EricTheOrange less control and more profits, I assume
margieargie: I've learned not to sign contracts cute animal offer you
MAPBoardgames: $25/mo
SkylerRingtail: Capitalism was a mistake
BrowneePoints: 15 yea
Aarek: yeah wow is like 15 a month
TheSpindash: Game Pass is cheaper
TehAmelie: hmm do the wolves have a seven day calendar or is that just an abstraction for the player's benefit?
BigDaddyBland87: Hakuna Matata my ass
kumatsu: 12-15 depending
JadedCynic: @margieargie Hi, Telus!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: EVE is like 15/month?
Tom_Bruise: Just for 20 dollars US you can get that meerkat to stop screaming in your ears
Wicker_Guide: @EricTheOrange low entry requirements, poor policing of content, and an impression of easy money
richard_ermen: But people also describe to thisw because people like to be nr.1 in a "numbers-go-up"-game.
DoodlestheGreat: Subscriptions AND additional MTX. Welcome to mobile gaming.
richard_ermen: *subscribe
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Destiny is like $3/month if you average out the cost of a season.
TheAinMAP: That's a sentence.
munocard: Everything seems a better deal than the Meerkat's Contract
MikoKisai: No, these are definitely player locations.
ThirdFloorDraft: 1 cat = 20$/mo
JadedCynic: I like the "Gamepass Standard" for comparison, tho
doubledbear: I think the subscription for microsoft solitaire is cheaper
DoodlestheGreat: Pretty sure FF XIV Online is cheaper, too.
BrowneePoints: Meerkat's Contract is now euphemism for a bad deal
Dog_of_Myth: Meerkats, known for the contracts
Rhynerd: The Meerkat’s contract is presently in last place
TheSpindash: I saw those player rocks for a second and thought "Wait, Donkey Kong?"
johnalogue: I have finally returned -- is this an online game now?
aWabbajack: ui vaguely resembles RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS a little
EricTheOrange: Like the vampire survivors devs had to push out their mobile game early because people were literally straight up copying their code and graphics and uploading them as vampire survivors before they could get their.
Ewayko: meerkat gotta eat
kakmize: This costs 50% of a meerkats subscription
Orxolon: actual players?would you imagine a fandom for this game?
kusinohki: meerkat monetary policy
munocard: Home unlocked
UWDJohn: I reckon you can buy a real wolf for $25/mo.
Lysander_salamander: why does the eagle sound like a seagull?
TheMerricat: So glad I'm Merricat and not meercat
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: puppies!!
KBKarma: Sexytimes?
TehAmelie: aww
Raiz0k: @richard_ermen We should wire up B. F. Skinner's corpse around a set of magnets and harvest limitless energy.
satyropodobny: Big Chungus
goatprince: pubby,,,,,,,
Orxolon: -Hey do you play "the wolf game" -Like everybody bro
bytecaster: "Bege Jr."
gnyrinn: Don't make subscription decisions based on the meerkats' deal. You'll end up subscribed to Everything(TM).
DigitalSeahorse:
noSmokeFire: Wuffering Heights
munocard: Ed Bege Jr.
MrQBear: wait
BrowneePoints: Also not how that works
bytecaster: Nintendogs?
Wolfstrike_NL: PAT IT
johnalogue: whaaaat
TXC2: what is this game?!
MAPBoardgames: Wat?
wench_tacular: pat it!
Lysander_salamander: wow this game rips off so much
MrQBear: CAN you pet the dog
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: YES
matthaus_c: wha
MrQBear: If you can't we quit
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: PET
Dog_of_Myth: YES
Cephallope: Now THIS is a video game
accountmadeforants: Wow, they actually tried to put the ads in the game!
cgwonder: wait when did we become nintenwolves?
BrowneePoints: The entire pack helps raise pups
TheAinMAP:
aWabbajack:
NotCainNorAbel: okay, now it is worth it
KyranTheWalker: Is there anything that's not part of this game?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: pet the dog pet the dog
krfsm: "enrichment activities"
gnyrinn: But can you pet it?
ThirdFloorDraft: the dev had a side project, and it can fit the theme too
BusTed:
EricTheOrange: BETTER GAME suddenly
goatprince: I thought I was the one getting a puppy????
Sorator13: This is clearly the result of one of those suggestions to that generic response you talked about earlier
richard_ermen: "Intelligence -1"
TehAmelie: what are we, in this game?
Mischievous_Catgeist: he ran into a tree owo
mirshebs: okay now they couldve just made this the game
krfsm: takes on a whole new meaning
DigitalSeahorse:
FurthestChunk: he's just a li'l guy
Texan_Reverend: @lysander_salamander Because that's what they sound like. The movie/TV sound you hear with bald eagles is almost always a red-tailed hawk.
bi0buster: Wait I stepped away is... This a different game?
Styxseus:
Also, how are we throwing the stick
JadedCynic: welp, how much crap did we have to put up with to get to this point?
TheMerricat: And it was then that Graham and Alex learned that after the 10th throw you needed to pay 25 bucks to continue.....
Dog_of_Myth: Awwwww
Texan_Reverend: @lysander_salamander Media lied to us.
t3h_f1gm3nt: YOU CAN PET THE DOG
Raiz0k: Why is a wild wolfling responding to throwing a stick?
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TheAinMAP:
wench_tacular: awww yeah
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: YesssSSSSSSS
emberBecky: legs are so short ;_;
kakmize: worth the cost now
BrowneePoints: Omg they stole assets yea
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: nevermind game good
Tom_Bruise: well, we're just poking it
Rhynerd: So, the one ad where you treat a puppy’s wounds wasn’t 100% BS. There is caring for puppies!
munocard: you're clicking on the dog's head
JadedCynic:
ThirdFloorDraft: 20$ a month isn't sounding so silly anymore
Sacrenos: again, GOTY
wench_tacular: he'll have a concussion soon
FurthestChunk: aggressive petting
Elsenova_: Pat it
BrowneePoints: Like that's definitely the Nintendogs animation for petting
Critterbot: Pet*
EricTheOrange: omg look at that OKAY icon in the corner
evilspoons983: @FurthestChunk ya gotte pet em hard, so they FEEL it
Raiz0k:
MehallD: Okay
johnalogue: Okay
margieargie: Okay
MrVirite: ahahahahah
DigitalSeahorse:
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
Styxseus:
DarkNacht: Okay
BigDaddyBland87: Okay
Izandai:
warlikelaser: Wow
NotCainNorAbel: okay
richard_ermen: "Okay" xD
KBKarma: Okay
goatprince: Okay
wench_tacular: okay
matthaus_c:
okay
Lysander_salamander: "okay"
BusTed: : |
t3h_f1gm3nt: that face is a MOOD
Cephallope: Mood.
Gascitygaming: new emote?
MrVirite: Okay
WearingCats_CwC: Yeah, I pretty much bap puppies in the face whenever I see them too
DigitalSeahorse:
Rhynerd: Okay
TXC2: that'll be on the slack post haste
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou:
Okay.
RaidenFirewing: OK
Juliamon: New Discord sticker incoming
satyropodobny: Sure.
Gizmoloid: Okay
DrTeaSpoon:
Okay 
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GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: New Discord emote please
Magnifisquatch: I need that as an emote
DoodlestheGreat: Okay.
bytecaster: When you say you are okay, but you are really not
Raiz0k: The "thousand-yard-stare-okay".
munocard: Such a good reply
KV1NN4: new w+p mascot jusdt dropped
HorusFive:
kaynSD: I join the channel expecting garbage and instead get wholesome puppy
JadedCynic: okay, game not totally worthles - them giving me a pirated copy of nintendogs that doesn't need Nintendo hardware to play is mid
kusinohki: I'm scared what the not okay icons look like...
EricTheOrange: 0_0 okay
ArisuGunplaSFW: 😐 Okay
TXC2: that's some what pain level are you on reaction
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GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yeah pirated mobile Nintendogs is valid
JadedCynic:
WHo makes your emotes? I think they've got a new project
KBKarma: Wolves are omnivores.
johnalogue: Wolves are carnivorous
TheNerdWonder: We are easily amused and I’m okay with that
BrowneePoints: Wolves are omnivores
Raiz0k: I mean, probably opportunistic here.
HorusFive: You're not supposed to feed wolves Alex. They're wild animal
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I think wolves will eat anything. There’s that great photo of one with a watermelon.
Ewayko: response to getting your second spell this turn countered again
Kelderan: There is technically something called a wolf apple. But, they aren't for real wolves XD
KBKarma: They need meat. But they can eat other stuff.
sgowell: LrrShrekDog
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DrTeaSpoon: "when you say that you are ok, but you really are not ok"
Juliamon: It has been slacked
TXC2: hello Raiders
munocard: dart?!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Wolves like dogs will eat whatever they can reach
bytecaster: We are playing Nintendogs!
Raiz0k: Boomerdart
t3h_f1gm3nt: oh cool that charity message bug is still a thing
JadedCynic: good time for a raid - welcome the the actually decent part of this silly mobile game
kaynSD: I thought this was meant to be bad game hour, not adorable puppertime.
warlikelaser: Fetch with a boomerang feels la bit redundant
red_shoes_jeff: Goin' out fer a DART.
kumatsu: The same, but bigger?
EricTheOrange: is good baby and I love.... still not giving this game any money
Cephallope: Shouldn't a boomerang fetch itself?
JadedCynic: I'm waiting for the yellow-gree tennis ball
BrowneePoints: But yea wolves need a high meat diet but they are omnivores
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: But can you pretend to throw the rock and instead hide it behind your back
bytecaster: Wait, who is doing the petting and throwing? Aren't we also wolves?
kusinohki: so how long before this pup joins uwuzela vuvuzela on adventures??
MAPBoardgames: Boomerang: the stick that makes the dog superfluous
KBKarma: @bytecaster I was thinking the same thing...
cadesguy: @bi0buster i also saw that
BrowneePoints: But wolves aren't obligate carnivores like cats
kaynSD: Oh. Oh okay I see why this is on here
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: alright well actually pleasant gameplay startles everyone
satyropodobny: Wulferino ain't happy, he's feeling glad
SK__Ren: Oh this world map reminds me of the HoMM multiplayer game
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: You can probably sponsor a real wolf at a wolf sanctuary for the price of the Meerkat’s Contract BTW
ThirdFloorDraft: still might have 4 more currencies, but that just for variety
bytecaster: Just you and Elmer
EricTheOrange: the base thing is I guess "pay us for power so you can beat other people and feel strong" I guess?
wench_tacular: Assistant hero? I think you mean sidekick
Abelzumi: ELK ASS GOT
TheSpindash: Man, remember that brief moment when this game was a game?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Please make a pack of George, eight puppies, and a tiger.
BrowneePoints: Assistant Hero Elmer made me wheeze laugh
Mikklun: I think Elmer really sticks the pack together
Dog_of_Myth: Take that Oko!!
TXC2: has this not been campaign mode ?
Tom_Bruise: """"soon""""
BrowneePoints: A She-Wolf of France, but worse than the Wolves of France?
EricTheOrange: is it still furry if your just into animals that talk? or do they have to be anthropomorphic?
Dog_of_Myth: Baboon Merchant??
TheOtherTrevor: Baboon Game
Lysander_salamander: this is "early access" with a subscription?
johnalogue: "More features are coming soon" aka "under construction"
Coloneljesus: hello chat, how's the garbage today?
Alephred: Sir, I believe that is actually a mandrill.
Juliamon: Coloneljesus Furry.
TehAmelie: the implications of the word "okay" existing in any fantasy setting amuse me, since it's very specific to a period in New York history when they invented a couple of words
NotCainNorAbel: not a trap
TXC2: hello Coloneljesus welcome
BrowneePoints: I believe wolves in Ethiopia actually hunt with Baboons Graham
bytecaster: @Coloneljesus Part of it is Nintendogs, so better than expected?
Coloneljesus: @Juliamon oh no
Dog_of_Myth: The Trombone Champ crossover we were not expecting
kaynSD: @Coloneljesus it had adorable puppy feeding and now it is back to mobile garbo
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @coloneljesus garbage, with a brief interlude to pet a cute puppy
eric_christian_berg: @BrowneePoints Better than She-Wolf of the SS.
Tom_Bruise: oh no, we're gonna have to fight the necrowoofs
RaidenFirewing: So far this game has involved neither challenge nor any kind of thought
ThirdFloorDraft: they come from the 'Matryoshka doll' school of game design
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GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @coloneljesus also the wolves got into the warsat network and can call down orbital strikes apparently
EricTheOrange: grey wolf? but he died 5 years ago at zanzibar.
Tom_Bruise: and here I was thinking "Maybe it's just a really weird guy named Mark"
Mangledpixel: I don't know why it keeps saying 'Chugach', but that's the name of an Alaska native people in the Kenai Peninsula and Prince William Sound
Anaerin: Also, Progress towards what?
bytecaster: HOW do you open chests, you don't have thumbs!?!
Raiz0k: What's "progress"?
Coloneljesus: ok but why do all the dogs have the same face?
BrowneePoints: Yea! Ethiopian Geladas(baboon family) have started taming wild wolves and hunting with them Graham
cgwonder: how do you open it with no thumbs?
nyperold: After all this, why WOULDN'T they know what a chest is?
DoodlestheGreat: A chest? It's the thing with all those ribs, right? And all the yummy internal organs inside?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @browneepoints …I don’t know how to feel about that information
doubledbear: When do we unlock Great Grey Wolf Sif?
PlantOnTwitch: evenin'
PlantOnTwitch: what's this game about?
MAPBoardgames: This is, surprisingly, closeish to the ads.
TXC2: hello PlantOnTwitch this is wolf game
BrowneePoints: @gcu_ofcourseistillloveyou Primates be Primatin'
kaynSD: What made the runes?
Juliamon: PlantOnTwitch it's about wolves
Anaerin: Some kind of Rune's Cape?
bytecaster: "This is lock picking howler, and today I'm gonna open a chest without having thumbs"
Juliamon: and also hyenas, tigers, jackals, elk, monkeys
Raiz0k:
@Anaerin
satyropodobny: "Hey Alpha, how come we have a concept of royalty? And why do you insist on rolling all those gems down my burrow?"
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I want us to see the piles of gleaming gems and then we move out of the wolves’ PoV and it’s just like a heap of broken glass and old CDs
DoodlestheGreat:
Rune-d 
Coloneljesus: in your phone, there are two wolves
Magnifisquatch: @bytecaster I'd watch every video
TXC2: whole lot of wolves
JadedCynic:
We have Bege smoking a cigar, and Playboy toying with a cut rose, have used 'the earth spirit' to nuke our enemies and are collecting gems for no sensible reason; the chests are pretty low on the suspension of disbelief requests list
TXC2: right I'm off
kaynSD: Alex the ears are great by the way
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Graham and Alex
Coloneljesus: @TXC2 have a good one
BigDaddyBland87: Omaha Steaks delivers to wolves?
Diabore: that game sure existed
SkylerRingtail: Overwhelm the player with STUFF so they buy other STUFF
NotCainNorAbel: 'wolf howl'
Gekyouryuu: Meat of the Month club
EricTheOrange: I've played a few gatchas in my time and they all do this thing of just burying you in resources at the start to try and suck you in
doubledbear: PSA: Do not mail them meat.
DoodlestheGreat: The mail is run by Hello Fresh.
Wolfstrike_NL:
Goodnight TXC2
Juliamon: !addquote (Graham) [now] Please stop mailing us meat.
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TehAmelie: meat mail, it sounds better than it works in practice
Dog_of_Myth: Take care @TXC2
KBKarma: Hi Kathleen!
mwlsn: Night TXC2
JadedCynic: oh yeah, and wolves having a MAIL SYSTEM
NotCainNorAbel: that is a mistake
Raiz0k: @TXC2 Night!
warlikelaser: Oh god
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Mail me meat though. I need more steak.
TheAinMAP:
KBKarma: THE BUS IS COMING
MAPBoardgames: !venga
LRRbot: I set my sail. Fly, the wind it will take me, back to my home, sweet home. Lie on my back, clouds are makin' way for me. The Venga Bus is comin' home, sweet home.
korvys: You know, that's way better quality chat than I would have expected
JadedCynic: omg noooooo
EricTheOrange: WHOOOO more adds
BrowneePoints: If you order food in Quebec ro they send it to you Poutine-box
Styxseus:
@KBKarma
Critterbot:
Remember that mascot they made called Bussy?
bytecaster: Yes!
kaynSD: A/S/L but the L is "waiting at the bus stop for the late bus"
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Who sits at a bus stop and says “this would be better if I could hear the thoughts of strangers”
MikoKisai: Are we doing Homescapes today?
wench_tacular: wow
bi0buster: Volume check! @LoadingReadyRun These ads are crazy loud.
Lysander_salamander: oh no
t3h_f1gm3nt: lets goooooooooooo
cgwonder: yesss pin puzzles
johnalogue: oh God
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun G, the volume on these ads is very loud compared to your voices
MrVirite: LOUD
kaynSD: Alex is so happy again
DigitalSeahorse: it so loud
n3ther: no way
warlikelaser: what
theymerLoviatar: LOUD
JadedCynic: the widow and orphan yeah
aWabbajack: puzzles and poors
EvilBadman: The AD is so louder than you are
TehAmelie: thanks!
bi0buster:
Lysander_salamander: the sighs are disturbing
satyropodobny: How do they still freeze to death with all this lava
nyperold: The entire advertising is the player being bad at it.
Raiz0k: Yeah, the ~louds~ ads just FILL the ENTIRE dynamic range.
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I still can't understand why THIS is the framing device
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh no little Sally looks like you’re not getting a scarf today
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Is there no other way to motivate getting a pile of gold
Lysander_salamander: wow
CouldntPickAUsername: the other part of these ads I never understand is why the player is always bad at the game
Raiz0k: So it's not just the amplitude.
n3ther: this games must be satire
munocard: "a game"
n3ther: there's no way
Coloneljesus: you killed em
Lord_Durin: s c a p e s
KBKarma: Waow. I hate it.
MAPBoardgames: Can we E-scape?
bi0buster: So this is another match 3 right?
TehAmelie: water molecules?
ratstronomer: Geothermal heating not cutting it
Pal_Friendpatine: Wow this was not what the game was when it first released
nyperold: They have messed-up priorities, too.
doubledbear: Assuming Renescape is part of this series now
Aarek: intentionally bad at video games in ads is a thing
Sorator13: @CouldntPickAUsername I think the idea is for the viewer to think "hey, I can do better than that!"
bytecaster: You know, because of surface tension, that's what water looks like!
A_Dub888: Physics.JazzHands
Gascitygaming: they do it on purpose so you get mad and download it and "play it right"
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: That lady must have biceps of steel to catch pounds of gold falling several feet
evilspoons983: @CouldntPickAUsername it's to encourage you to try it in a fit of "HA, THAT GUY'S SO DUMB, I CAN DO BETTER!"
johnalogue: The same shape, at night!
TehAmelie: it does look a bit like Aum
johnalogue: These ads desperately need to be illegal
Reecer6: they did the exact same thing in this ad....
EricTheOrange: so the "appeal" is torturing these poor people?
Raiz0k: @EricTheOrange Yup.
munocard: is this the game with the stinky poo-hair lady?
kaynSD: Why do I fear that war crimes are about to happen...?
bytecaster: You can trademark "Scapes"?
johnalogue: @EricTheOrange No, no! you're supposed to feel bad and help them
A_Dub888: WHY
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Oh NO
nyperold: "Hey, let's add decor while the faucet is broken and spraying water!"
Lysander_salamander: what about the fantasy-setting one involving slaying goblins?
HavenDragon: rggggg they fucked up each one why
Raiz0k: @EricTheOrange Or rather, avoiding torturing them.
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GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: The Ring origin story
Dog_of_Myth: She lives there now
Mattmitchell45: They love that loop
LurkerSpine: I assume they make all the people in the ads fail to make you want to play
JadedCynic: these ads must be just made to make GOP legislators happy
EricTheOrange: The the appeal is to help them then why show them doing so bad?
Anaerin: @HavenDragon To encourage you to rage-buy.
Sorator13: who even makes a well like that?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: The fire department won’t come for them! Because they’re POOR.
MikoKisai: @EricTheOrange The *idea* is that you're going to see these and think "Pfft, this is obviously so easy, I'll show them by playing it and doing better"
TehAmelie: they want to show you how much more clever you can be
Tom_Bruise: that child must now wait for the Hero of Time to jump in the well for the Eye of Truth
nyperold: The appeal is "I can do better than that!"
HavenDragon: i know that's the point, and it WORKS on me
DoctorHutch: it gets you addicted to ragahol
munocard: Any engagement is good engagement
MAPBoardgames:
What was that about TP and a ?
Darthagan: i forgot the game where the girl goes to live with the grandma after the grandpa died, then the grandma is "arrested" and says the grandpa is alive but it's about maintaining a house and mysteries
cgwonder: download te game to prove you're smarter than the ad
Ashton: If the first black-and-white part of an infomercial
doubledbear: "I'm smarter than this ad"
Darthagan: its so weird
DoodlestheGreat: No, it makes me mad and I locate the dev to have them arrested for human rights violations.
Dog_of_Myth: WOW
TheDangerWaffle: i was about to say that, alex haha
johnalogue: The games are godawful for different reasons. But also, this artstyle is so damn awful
Brozard: Why does that look like a colon?
munocard: Someone should get that digestive tract checked out
BloodnBullets: is that an instetine
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: It’s like people on Twitter saying clearly wrong things to get people correcting them. Even when you know about it you still want to correct them. At least I do.
lucha_libro: I was going to say that it's colon puzzles
Sorator13: I honestly could get into a "pull the hooks" type game
EricTheOrange: @MikoKisai oh their trying to activate your backseat complex?
BigDaddyBland87: true demonstration of the trickle-down theory
JadedCynic: Ron DeSantis just watches these ads to go to sleep happy
Mattmitchell45: Windows, the Poor Folks' Greatest Enemy
Lysander_salamander: this is a long advertisement
Tom_Bruise: 1,6 of'em
cgwonder: @darthagan i was just thinking of that! I've seen those ads at the cinema, so they must have a massive budget
nyperold: Like I said, poor renovation priorities.
tabbyphobos: I've played Homescapes for a long time
ThorSokar: So this is just advertising the current housing market
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Y’know with the amount of gold we’ve gotten this lady how are they still poor? I’m starting to think she just makes a lot of bad choices.
Raiz0k: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou It's a well-known rule of the Internet.
tabbyphobos: Almost none of these are in there
TehAmelie: i want to see the rock get into their cup
HavenDragon: i have played 2 entire pull the hooks games and they are legitimately fun to me
HavenDragon: like, i have played through hundreds of levels
GoldenLoki: This is dystopian it makes Mad Max look like a lush forest
TehAmelie: it seems we're living in a Martinese-esque ruined warren
wench_tacular: unfuck this house
johnalogue: Even if no law enforcement will penalize them for these fake ads you'd think someone would get fed up and walk into their server room with a clipboard
kaynSD: This is how I approach saving for a mortgage deposit
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh god this is just unfuck this house
mwlsn: @HavenDragon oh good, at least someone's actually made a game with the right gameplay
Lysander_salamander: why though?
Sorator13: woah, what?
Darthagan: @cgwonder right??? it appeared everywhere
johnalogue: Suffer, old man of homescapes icon!
munocard: welcome to "Ow my balls!"
Brozard: Oh no, Austin!
TheSpindash: Wait, does he just live nextdoor?
Cephallope: Who built this heating system?!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: You’d think someone would just actually make the pin-pulling game.
Raiz0k: @munocard More like "oh, whose balls?!".
JadedCynic: @cgwonder what?!? I'm glad I have't patronized a cinema in years
jedi_master_zll: If the game wee actually this it would be stupid but understandable. I don't get the blatant false advertising.
johnalogue: oh god they trick people to like it
Tom_Bruise: The court finds you broke!
cgwonder: @darthagan the ads i've seen start with a live action sequence and i always think 'oooh new mstery film!' and then realise its an ad for a scapes game
Sorator13: why was there a judge???
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Oh god it IS Reaganomics.
TheSpindash: WHAT
kaynSD: wut!
TheSpindash: NO
Brozard: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Raiz0k: @cgwonder You're making me scared of going to the cinema again.
warlikelaser: Holy...
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Did they win the child in court?
Dog_of_Myth: Woooow
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: WHAT
TheDangerWaffle: OMG
Lysander_salamander: wow, she just dies
Reecer6: welcome to the saw hospital!!
BrowneePoints: I mean that's how it feels in the US
NotCainNorAbel: that too FAR
n3ther: what have you done
CaptainSpam: OKAY WHAT
BrindleBoar: WHY
TehAmelie: imagine an actual game where you are a super impoverished single mother living on the streets of like Victorian London and scraping in money to survive another day though, that could be great
EricTheOrange: HOLY SHIT
korvys: Wow, that's dark
munocard: mom died?
BigMclargehugeTV: THE MOM CANONICALLY DIES WTFFFFF
MMoritz: I figured out that they make the gameplay in these ads bad so you're like "no that's how you play"
red_shoes_jeff:
DigitalSeahorse: well that one was mildly triggering
satyropodobny: Somethin somethin american healthcare
Darthagan: @cgwonder Merge Mansion, just found it
Rhynerd: They killed the mother?
kaynSD: WOW
johnalogue: she doesn't need gold she needs friggin welfare
Gascitygaming: all i'm saying is AT LEAST there's continuity
bytecaster: "Unlock all the levels"
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Jesus Christ this is not ok
BloodnBullets: @kaynSD you saw the hospital level.
Raiz0k: That's literally pure sympathy p***.
BigDaddyBland87: Holy shit
Sorator13: wtf
DigitalSeahorse: gib blood pls
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richard_ermen: Please tell me we get to play this Oo
Darthagan: @LoadingReadyRun if you can, check the ads for Merge Mansion
ThorSokar: OH, so this IS America
kainboa: how far down the rabbit hole does this go?
JadedCynic: oh yeah, good news Eli Lily got guilted into capping the price of insulin
lucha_libro: Homescapes: "We have such pleasures to show yoU!"
n3ther:
This is simply an accurate portrayal of the healthcare system in the US. very good satire
munocard: the fertilizer is for explosives
kaynSD: @BloodnBullets I choose to believe she's stll alive off screen
Raiz0k: Oh, a cat at least.
Coloneljesus:
these ads are made by normal and stable people
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @jadedcynic XD seriously?
EricTheOrange: wauw
Styxseus: This Watch+Play arc has been.. bizarre
johnalogue: I hate this man, this ugly man
Tom_Bruise: Stairs aren't allowed
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Oh it’s house flipper.
JadedCynic:
@GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou $35/mon max
BrowneePoints: Luigi Mansion
BrindleBoar: the haunted mansion in Bloodlines
bi0buster: This IS the entry to gardenscapes holy shit.
TehAmelie: Austin D Powers
DigitalSeahorse: to the princess castle, yeah
TheSpindash: "Fun" game
Lysander_salamander: what the heck is this plot?
eric_christian_berg: GameCeption!
NotCainNorAbel: gameception
GhostValv:
munocard: we're getting meta
Lysander_salamander: recursive
Raiz0k: BRWWAW inception
matthaus_c: metanarrative!
JadedCynic: so the satire tweet was well worth 8 bucks
MrVirite: oh no
cgwonder: wait, what??????
jessieimproved: I can't
Cephallope: WHAT
wench_tacular: wow, straight into it
Izandai: WHAT
munocard: WHAT?!
MikoKisai: FUN GAME!
johnalogue: oh God it's not false-advertiisng because they jammed it into the game
doubledbear: What a FUN game
evilspoons983: the game is an in-universe insert
Dog_of_Myth: Wut
warlikelaser: lmao
KyranTheWalker: What? WHAT?
MrVirite: holyshit
kaynSD: Wow
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @jadedcynic wow. Well never let it be said Twitter never did anything useful. It’s an ill wind that blows no one any good
EricTheOrange: the "fun game" of torturing the poor.
TehAmelie: "yaay"
Pal_Friendpatine: It’s amazing that Match 3 games became so prevalent that ad companies had to create new ways to make them look interesting and we ended up with these weird pin pulling things
Wolfstrike_NL: clap..............clap.................clap
matthaus_c: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaay...
DoctorHutch: so that it could be in the ad
lucha_libro: I bet as you keep playing he loses more hair and gains more pins on his head
Cephallope: Why is he in the in-world game?!
evilspoons983: regulatory compliance
Tom_Bruise: the game paid you enough money to build the carpet
munocard: Did they get forced to include that for some "truth in advertising" thing?
satyropodobny: They chose THAT as the framing device?!
MikoKisai: We stopped to play that, so they won't get sued for false advertising. Again.
Anaerin: Sir, that's a Rug.
Sorator13: We had to get the money to buy a new carpet, G
warlikelaser: Wait why are these things related?
MAPBoardgames: Say the line, Bart!
Raiz0k: OK, there had to be some ruling that forced them to include this game there. Question is, whose?
Texan_Reverend: Graham, I @-ed you on Mastodon with a relevant new emoji...
HorusFive:
A choice? 
Lysander_salamander: so this guy is not a butler anymore?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: If I wanted to renovate a house I’d just play House Flipper, the game that actually explains plumbing and stuff.
Lysander_salamander: oh no
satyropodobny: There's always money in the rug stand.
ratstronomer: The people who make these have a vision - and the vision is unhinged
JadedCynic: in game ads, IN THE GAME ITSELF? I feel like we're inside a dimensional Orobouros that's eating its tail
Mattmitchell45: It's Austin's roommate
MAPBoardgames: I thought we were Alpha?
Foxmar320: Ah yes HoboJoe
JadedCynic: @ratstronomer hallucinogens
johnalogue: why do these games existtttt
Raiz0k: @JadedCynic As above, looks like they were forced to include it.
fiftymcnasty: 57
Dog_of_Myth: 22
Tom_Bruise: oh I love this part of JoJo
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Rhynerd: yes
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warlikelaser: A butler's degree???
deinonychus24: It is like a dust sauna
fiftymcnasty: It helps you buttle
EricTheOrange: to butle\
johnalogue: A butler degree, perfect for this room full of black mold
SalmirAeon: sub count - nice
bytecaster: @Tom_Bruise Yeah, since the start of Jojoscapes the series has really picked up some steam!
Lysander_salamander: was he fired from the previous job, in the previous game?
red_shoes_jeff: I think there actually ARE Butler Schools.
satyropodobny: Fun fact: Austin is not prematurely balding, he just shaves his head that way
johnalogue: I'm depressed that people download and play these games unironically
KV1NN4: i rememebr when the ads for this game were honest
kaynSD: wow
TehAmelie: let me just point out this is the blandest most cheaply made match-3 game i have EVER seen
EricTheOrange: omg, I was bamboozled. I figured they actually made a pin pulling game. I shoulda known better
NotCainNorAbel: that's what you learn with a degree
itmightbemikey: old school CRT monitor
wench_tacular: new Unpacking mod
kaynSD: he has no bed in his room
BloodnBullets: There is no bed in his room?
treacletart: biting wasps!
johnalogue: @TehAmelie How many mobile games of this nature have you seen?
doubledbear: Het Austin... Where's you bed?
fiftymcnasty: Bees in the chair
Tom_Bruise: wouldn't a bee sting?
Raiz0k: @johnalogue Really makes you think how much people are starved for serotonin, huh?
TehAmelie: like, 10
Juliamon: beez in tha chair
jedi_master_zll:
EricTheOrange: Look if bees ever make a hive in my chair they can have it
BrowneePoints: Well Graham if my knowledge of Queer Millenial Fashion is accurate Austin seems to be 37
johnalogue: @johnalogue And really, really bad at finding games.
warlikelaser: So is this like one of the butler school midterms?
TheSpindash: Or rather, why not make the game that they want it to be?
Kelderan: I'm starting to think mobile games are a sometimes food for W+P. That is not to say I'm not greatly enjoying myself =D
zectifin: there are actually games that do the pin pulling thing that people made because all these ads are fake
Orxolon: so no "Pin removal"?
kakmize: one off
kaynSD: Last batch of job interviews I had required me to make these for entry exams
red_shoes_jeff: Wow.
KBKarma: Waow
Diabore: want to lord over the poor? HA now youre playing match 3
Reecer6: the problem is that match-3 is incredibly addicting gameplay if you're already playing it, but they need a *second* gameplay to get people to actually *want* to play it
TehAmelie: i have played Match 3 games on Yaroze that was more engaging and creatively designed than this
EricTheOrange: so my question is why is this a diferent game, the gameplay seems identical.
kaynSD: also, wow
Raiz0k: Uncanny Valley Nice.
UWDJohn: Steam tags: "Match 3" "Dickensian Nightmare"
MikoKisai: He's got a computer, he just stays up gaming all night
CranstonSnord: how Austin-tacious
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Graham I think they’re targeting the underserved demographic of Bored Psychopaths, notoriously reward-motivated and willing to pay any cost to be The Best At A Thing.
krfsm: Austin has a CRT monitor on his desk
Reecer6: but this one's inside
TheSpindash: Why is it green?
cgwonder: i assume they're all the same with slightly different 'settings'
BrindleBoar: wremch
johnalogue: I want to research the art styles of the various mobile games. Their icons are so ugly in so many ways...
bi0buster: @EricTheOrange Asset "efficiency", use the same assets in multiple identical games and try to flood the market with your game(s)
Manwichcannon: This game is a very particular type of bad
EricTheOrange: rub a wrench on it, make it better
Gascitygaming: paint hides all
satyropodobny: is it ...retro now? Why?!
northos: just painting over the hole in the wall lmao
TehAmelie: House Flipper (2020)
KV1NN4: i hope she doens't wet herdself..
Lysander_salamander: what even is this?
ANeMzero: give her the gaudiest toilet imaginable.
niccus: i think this is another ad that they had to implement
itmightbemikey: These are because of an older series of ads, before the pin pulling ones
Gizmoloid:
@LoadingReadyRun Graham, please show Alex ads for Lily's Garden sometime. There are several compilations on youtube, so should be easy to find and they get WEIRD
Reecer6: i hope there's an officescapes, that would be extremely exciting
Inept_Hope: You're doing it WHILE she waits to go?
Juliamon: That was very WarioWare
Diabore: solid... copper? toilet
TheAinMAP:
Coloneljesus: it's occupational therapy for toddlers
JadedCynic: the pipe had just slipped loose
OnyxOblivion: when do the microtransactions start
DarkNacht: Lets just plaster over this problem and pretend it never happened.
fiftymcnasty: "mini game"
Kelderan: Your "reward"
aWabbajack:
JadedCynic: landlord simulator 2023
TheSpindash: Austin, these games you like are f---ed up.
Tom_Bruise: That was someone's fetish is what that was
EricTheOrange: @bi0buster i mean most megaman games have the same basic gameplay but they make new levels and bosses and such.
rubikdarkwill: Drop a catergory 5 dooker
kaynSD: His Poorsona
mwlsn:
no, bearly gameplay is what we had in the wolf game
nyperold: Poorsona?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: What microtransaction do we have to buy to make that minigame never happen again
bytecaster: He's a poory?
Raincoast_Bear: Who wants to game play house work? If I wanted to clean the bathroom, I'd clean my real bathroom.
HavenDragon: maybe the couch converted to a bed before??
TheNerdWonder: There’s a series of ads where they do the bathroom game wrong
Kelderan: What if I didn't inherit a large house?
johnalogue: He's taking delight in the plight of the impoverished while in his gigantic house
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: The homeless woman is actually Austin hallucinating his past lives in the Animus.
Lysander_salamander: what
lamina5432: those sections were added later probably to point to them not false advertising
bi0buster: @EricTheOrange Yeah because at the end of the day Capcom gives a shit. That is not the case here.
MikoKisai: Wait, so we *know* the person we're torturing?
Raiz0k:
Lysander_salamander: oh no, is that daughter his?
Mazrae: Oooo I had played this one before for a tiny bit
DigitalSeahorse: is he the awful landlord and sometimes her husband?
Foxmar320:
Dog_of_Myth:
kaynSD: Imagine the nightmare of playing The Sims, and then meeting your Sims in real life
EricTheOrange: OMG graham
Lysander_salamander: now they added Lore
Tom_Bruise: Also you freeze to death in that game, like, a LOT!
Kelderan: You would not believe how much hypothermia you've contracted over the years!
EricTheOrange: how do I make a clip, I wanna clip that
MikoKisai: And apparently we're supposed to have a crush on her?!!?!
Eklinaar: Is this game actually just a Reginald Barclay holodeck program?
DigitalSeahorse: I've seen her and him in a tent that burns up
kakmize: wait, then who is the father?
Narcuru: and they played bride and groom together
kakmize: Is it Austin?
Kelderan: That's got real "Look, I made you in The Sims" vibes...
TehAmelie: i could go for a pin pull puzzle game without any of the 90% other stuff, but is there such a thing?
Gascitygaming: I have visions of you and your child suffering!
ANeMzero: Also they're apparently about the same age which uh.. either Austin aged like shit or Katherine aged very, very well.
JadedCynic: @Lysander_salamander apparently not, he missed her wedding
Raiz0k: I'm even more disturbed that level looks like a heart.
HavenDragon: and then the next puzzle is a heart, to drive it home???
WearingCats_CwC: One time I denied you life saving medicine and you died in front of your daughter
red_shoes_jeff: @DigitalSeahorse Oooh... MYYYYYYY!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Did they give Austin a female love interest so people would stop making cracks about him being gay
shurtal: IT WAS ME AUSTIN
DrLigmaPhD: This game is the 5 worst mobile games in a trenchcoat?
Raiz0k: As in < 3.
kaynSD: kids in these games just emerge fully formed as plot demands
zectifin: what if theres a video game where you deny beej food and he just happens to exist in real life?
korvys: They haven't seen each other since they were kids, so presumably not
johnalogue: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou I know nothing about this game's history but looking at him it is 100% true
KBKarma: @zectifin Fancy that.
EricTheOrange: the art style I don't like, but they do look nice
Mikklun: Is Austin's last name Dahmer, Gacy or Bundy?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Graham I figured it out, the mini games are actually Austin’s weird intrusive thoughts.
TheSpindash: If only they used these animations in the advertising.
MikoKisai: "invite my butler friends" is a series of words people say
HorusFive: Decent animation- no interesting choices at all
Saintnex: Does Austin just imagine her as his wife and their hypothetical daughter randomly suffering??
Gekyouryuu: Maybe those games are flashbacks to before/HOW they met, and we can cause a time paradox by fucking up, @loadingreadyrun ?
JadedCynic: well, this is what we get for wanting the devs to tie back to these weird ads that have nothing to do with the actual game....the monkey's paw curled at our request
niccus: wait, who are we playing
MAPBoardgames: Work is work
BrowneePoints: Is it a form of Acrimonious Alimony?
nyperold: If I had to pay child support, I'd kinda want the mother, child, and COURTS to know!
kakmize: People have said that they went from AAA to mobile games
cgwonder: yeah these portions seem very polished, the game just has... so little substance
Raiz0k: @Saintnex Hero complex, you know.
DigitalSeahorse: my similar game but way better is KittenMatch
johnalogue: @HorusFive It's functional, but...are we calling this good animation?
niccus: when austin says our name, who is he talking to
ANeMzero: I have friends who have worked on paint by numbers derivative mobile games and they do not have good things to say about it.
kaynSD: Can confirm; making match three games is a common interview test for programmers
Darthagan: Wait, they never showed us to our room. Does that mean we're sharing a bed with Austing??
krfsm: game dev is *horrid* for burnout, at least from what I have hard from friends in the "regular" game biz
Darthagan: Austin*
Mikklun: Is butler college a euphemism him being sectioned
CataclysmicReverb: I imagine these games weren't built with humans at the top, as much as SEO clouds
HorusFive: @HorusFive it's fine. I find it inoffensive
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: there’s a reason I’ve never tried to get into the game industry. I’m stressed enough trying to cope with academia.
ArkhamArchivist: At least 50% of all these are like some Full Sail student’s final project
fiftymcnasty: we are Austin's 'roomate'
DigitalSeahorse: I don't care about the story much but the games are a nice distraction and kitties are super cute
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Do we even exist? Are we like Zach in Deadly Premonition?
CouldntPickAUsername: ah how cute, you assume you get to sleep
Rhynerd: We sleep on the chair
DrLigmaPhD: Your uber eats?
johnalogue: @ANeMzero Really? The games like this don't pay well and/or have bad work environments? Almost like the companies making them have poor ethos.
doubledbear: The chair facing the bed is really weird to me
Mattmitchell45: A Love Triangle is like a Match 3
Gascitygaming: it's lisa and that child they keep in a cage
MAPBoardgames: It's a child cage
EricTheOrange: I though we were Austin? are we someone else?
kakmize: wait, is Austin a Vet?
BrowneePoints: Austin really gives off the vibes of a 52yo Gay man who enjoys baking, cats, and hating every musical made after 2002
warlikelaser: No, he's a butler
Tom_Bruise: Yea, we're Hobo Joe
kakmize: Veteran
johnalogue: @kakmize He's a butler with a de-
Dantt2022: it's even worst than you think, the little girl is one of there neighbors, she's not even related to them in any way.
DrLigmaPhD: You left a LIVE ANIMAL at the airport?
johnalogue: oh GOD the parrot
EricTheOrange: are we invisable?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: We’re Austin’s stand
KyranTheWalker: Are we Austin's "Roommate"?
Mattmitchell45: No Round cages!
bi0buster: Yeah that cage he's got is awful.
RaidenFirewing: ok the parrot does look kinda cute
bi0buster: Do not put birds in those kinds of cages.
niccus: can we ask the lrr bird consultant on how large a cage a parrot would need
ANeMzero: @ANeMzero I mean in addition to all that the people running the studio were completely detached from reality and would do stuff like hiring 1 designer for every programmer because they thought more designers = more good, but since they just ripped off popcap stuff they didn't even need 1 designer period.
undecided44: Flint? Like from GI Joe? But it was Shipwreck who had a parrot!
A_Dub888: Are we going to fix the rest of this house or is Austin the only one living here?
TehAmelie: and like 5 games of match 3?
kaynSD: I've seen that exact 5-becomes-a-disco-ball thing in so many match 3 games
johnalogue: I mean the only other comparison for this genre is "creepy elsa minions games"
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I’m pretty sure full on parrots either need a room sized cage or to be able to go in and out of their cage at will
johnalogue: @ANeMzero Why would they hire MORE people?
niccus: afaik every single one of these copies candy crush's bonus matches
bi0buster: Yeah this is a very well polished match 3 at the end of the day
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swampcat12: you can get *squares*? pog
incredulouspasserby: hm, is this a derivative of magic puzzle quest?
tabbyphobos: This is a great listening to a zoom call game
kaynSD: I can believe all of that
TheSpindash: I tend... not to think very highly of match games like this. I like Bejeweled, but the tasks that they ask of you can get very... over the top.
BrowneePoints: It's a Candy Crush knock off
BrowneePoints: including the visual design
DrLigmaPhD: Sounds like a free paycheck
kakmize: Can't wait for the Marvel Snap clones
BrowneePoints: that isn't me saying the game is BAD
johnalogue: The match-3 artstyle is also ugly imo
Kelderan: I was QA on FreeRealms back in the day. There is such thing as too many designers per game
Raiz0k: @ANeMzero Because it makes the baby born sooner?
Aarek: This game would be better without all the weird story between puzzles
northos: just play Bejeweled, folks
EricTheOrange: hmmm whats the first match 3 game?
Juliamon: hilariously, Magic Puzzle Quest is a derivative of *these*
BrowneePoints: but it very much cribbing Candy Crush's visual shortcuts
HorusFive: I'll fix up the house so you'll get SO MUCH more money when you sell it..... wait
bi0buster: At least the new bird cage has corners, too small for that bird though.
DrLigmaPhD: Your house didn't come with a middle-aged man when you bought it?
kaynSD: YES
wench_tacular:
cgwonder: boom
Tom_Bruise: This is truly Hobo Joe's Metal Gear Rising Revengeance
Lysander_salamander: ok
warlikelaser: Amazing
niccus: oh yeah this art style from the other set of ads
kaynSD: Best Game. 5 Stars
TheSpindash: Austin is not an okay man
matthaus_c: hehee
fastlane250:
TheAinMAP:
TehAmelie: but now where is the starving mother and child?
northos: don't put water on an oil fire - that means DO put gasoline on it, right?
KBKarma: Austin has a lot of favourite games.
RaidenFirewing: why does this exist?
swampcat12: this game actually has pin pulling puzzles?????
JadedCynic: his favourite minigame
SoulSurgae: such a random dig
Rhynerd: I wish I could remember one match-3 game I played as a kid when I used to play a bunch of free demos on Windows games and RealArcade
Gascitygaming: Is that Austin's Mii?
ylegm: jokes on him, that's a class A extinguisher
Raiz0k: Yeah, it's literally "fulfill the condition of a lawsuit".
WearingCats_CwC: Good, drop a fire extinguisher on his head
kakmize: dream of torturing your childhood friend
TehAmelie: that was the second pin puzzle in like 30 minutes
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Come on Alex are you saying you never made yourself in The Sims?
cgwonder: the constant changes in art style are so annoying. i know they're trying to incorporate ads they've put out so people can't say they're fake, but it's so irritating that they keep changing style
MAPBoardgames: You are literally his house-deity.
Saintnex: Yea, the fact that Austin just IGNORES and strong arms his folks to keep the house is a major reason why ppl HATE Austin
MikoKisai: He is literally looking at us *through the walls of the house*
MAPBoardgames: I just bought that rug!
DrLigmaPhD: William you motherfucker
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JadedCynic: calesthenics in full clothing
public_key_reveal_party: Wait, hang on, didn't you already play this game on w+p? Or was that a just incredibly similar looking game?
KyranTheWalker: did HE make the fun games? That would explain why they include peoplle he knows.
ANeMzero: This game answers the important question of "what if the sims but you had no agency and it was all just match 3 puzzles"
bi0buster: Oh god that's just my dad.
Raiz0k: @cgwonder Again, pretty sure they *have to* incorporate those ad games to escape some legal loophole.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I feel like all this is a weird story Austin is oversharing with us at a bar while we pointedly play a match-3 game on our phone to get him to leave.
Juliamon: public_key_reveal_party Another in the "Scapes" series
Rhynerd: @public_key_reveal_party It’s a whole series
BrowneePoints: they're behind glass
BrowneePoints: I think
evilspoons983: @public_key_reveal_party that was townscapes i think
TheNerdWonder: Honestly, if you want an example of a game with insane ads but actually competent design (for a mobile time waster), check out Merge Mansion
BrowneePoints: at least that looks like a reflective surface
MikoKisai: @public_key_reveal_party We played Gardenscapes. Which is by the same developers, but has a minimally different excuse plot
DrLigmaPhD: All the male sprites look like spam accounts from Grindr
3cbb: @public_key_reveal_party another in the series, this one has a home reno framing story and the other one was gardening
niccus: austin is definitely "dealing" with a lot of people
Lysander_salamander: it's so weird he keeps turning to face the player
krfsm: a developer working out some of their issues, maybe?
fastlane250: i thought this was a game that was played before, but the fact that there's *more than one* is a revelation I didn't want to hear
kaynSD: Doesn't he have a job to go to? A different house to butler within?
BrowneePoints:
laying carpet
evilspoons983: or yeah. gardenscapes. they're all the damn same thing.
ANeMzero: Time to touch grass alex... or ugly shag carpet.
Godofmuffins: Austin needs some therapy.
JadedCynic: Elder Abuse Simulator 2023
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @kaynsd I assume we’re his sugar daddy so he no longer has to work
EricTheOrange: the original browser bejewled by pop cap was 2001
JadedCynic: oh 'grass' - astroturf CARPET?
TheSpindash: Now imagine if a game could manipulate what icons go in which slots in order to encourage you to use power-ups?
fiftymcnasty: carpet bombing
Pal_Friendpatine: You can combine power ups I think
kaynSD: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Sugar Daddy eh? I mean we are playing a Candy Crush clone...
TehAmelie: Austin's Shag Carpet sounds like a weird Austin Powers ripoff movie i would have to watch
JadedCynic: Agent Purple?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: right? Story checks out
JadedCynic: no, Agent Azure
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @tehamelie oh goD
johnalogue: Ah, books to make you feel smart
DrLigmaPhD: Sounds like a mistake from the 70s
evilspoons983: at least he's got taste in books
PixelArtDragon: Wait, why are we changing the wallpaper suddenly?
kaynSD: Needs an accent wall
ylegm: to hell with wallpaper
KyranTheWalker: Is there not a front door?
johnalogue: Guests: "This guy sure does have Asimov books on his shelf that he definitely reads"
DrLigmaPhD: HEY OLD MAN GIVE ME MY FUKIN BALL
Lysander_salamander: what
MikoKisai: @PixelArtDragon We're remodeling everything, so Austin's parents won't want to sell the house. Somehow.
Ewayko: he doesn't know from what I heard
JadedCynic: @PixelArtDragon "Because it was hung before I was born!"
TehAmelie: strong Mark from The Room vibes from Scotty
wench_tacular: balls will be balls
johnalogue: is Homespace like Nextdoor
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: “Mr. Williams warned me I MEAN told me about you.”
BigDaddyBland87: You want your ball, come do this pin game for your ball
DigitalSeahorse:
Mikklun: Is operation Yew tree about to take Austin away?
satyropodobny: "Would you like to become my friend on social media, child?"
DrLigmaPhD: G you make this game sound like a Hostile prequel
EricTheOrange: so here's the question. If that pin pulling game is so appealing, why not make that game?
Dantt2022: bdw the little girl is also one of their neighbors not related to them at all
JadedCynic: "I have such sights to show you; play with my puizzle box!"
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: this is just making me want to play House Flipper
PixelArtDragon: @BigDaddyBland87 But careful! If you do it wrong, your ball will explode.
johnalogue: @EricTheOrange Because it's not actually a very good game
Pal_Friendpatine: I believe you combine power ups @loadingreadyrun
Juliamon: EricTheOrange They already had this one made
BigDaddyBland87: @BigDaddyBland87 Or you will explode
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Imagine one of those Simulator games or a Besieged gizmo building game but for Saw-style death traps.
lamina5432: try two speials together ?
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MAPBoardgames: How to put up wallpaper. Step 1: look in a mirror, directly in your face, and say "today, i'm going to put up wallpaper. Step 2: hit yourself in the face hard enough to leave a mark. Step 3: realize you have saved yourself from making a big mistake and go to the store and buy some paint instead.
DigitalSeahorse:
nyperold: "Back in my day, balls mindlessly rolled wherever physics took them, but now..."
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Like you gotta put together all the nuts and bolts on your bear trap tied to an egg timer or whatever
DigitalSeahorse:
kaynSD:
@MAPBoardgames you are correct indeed
Sorator13: love it
lesbianpunkpyromancer20: yo this game again! how many people have we damned or saved
ylegm: @MAPBoardgames THANK YOU
ANeMzero: ceiling paper sounds like a nightmare.
Raiz0k: "ceiling" paper?
kaynSD: @lesbianpunkpyromancer20 there has been LORE. They exist in the same reality as each other!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Are Austin’s parents some sort of exiled royalty? Or like the Earl of something where some ancestor gambled all the money away a century ago?
cgwonder:
DigitalSeahorse:
xantos69:
50 Bits! Love me some W&P.
n3ther: never again
matthaus_c: install ceiling egg instead
Juliamon: EricTheOrange What happened is that this was made during the Match 3 craze, and when those fell out of favor they made the misleading commercials to keep getting people to download their game anyway. And then added a couple of those pin-pull puzzles after being sued for the misleading ads.
accountmadeforants: @Raiz0k Think wallpaper, but somehow a worse idea
PixelArtDragon: So what you're saying is, do it once correctly?
DigitalSeahorse: just the effort lifting arms that much alone
Sorator13: wait, what does the rocketship do?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I’m shocked no one has made the pin-pulling game and advertised it with match-3 commercials.
Sorator13: hits a random tile?
hivefleetdarknell: live garbage!
Pal_Friendpatine: Thank you @juliamon you summed it up better than I could have
bi0buster: Hey so... What actually is ceiling egg? Because if you have an egg rotting on your ceiling I can see that being... Bad.
Coloneljesus: gamers can have little a pin pulling, as a treat
Raiz0k: @Raiz0k Yup, sorry, that was to convey my incredulity. Totally understandable re Graham's parents installation reaction.
Sorator13: well, they don't want to pay to make new ads!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @bi0buster running LRR joke from crapshots/commodore hustle
HavenDragon: @bi0buster its not a real actual egg
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: No one can truly explain the complex sport of ceiling egg
evilspoons983: the sound design on this is pleasant enough
Juliamon: Ceiling egg is a sticky gel toy
DangerDiabolik: Just got here. What's this psychopath building today?
Coloneljesus: was that a my mechanics reference by alex?
kaynSD: Damn I want a builtin bookcase...
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: except maybe Graham, who made it up. Or Kathleen. It sounds like a Kathleen creation.
PixelArtDragon: So, I hope that wall wasn't structural...
KV1NN4: the advertising companies for these games are basically Dave's Spokesman.. out fo control and seemingly independant
MikoKisai: "The books look great"? You mean they came with the bookcase?
ylegm: "How are you affording this?" "Microtranactions."
JadedCynic: simply made the room on the other side is just smaller
walkwithoutrhythm: tbh my dad is a professional carpenter and he works so fast it feels like that sometimes
niccus: austin definitely buys book by the foot
Rhynerd: “Oh, I have my ways”*cut to one of the ads*
v_nome: Perhaps we pulled ourselves up by our butle straps?
evilspoons983: @MikoKisai fake books to make you look "well-read" are totally a thing
SalmirAeon: that was a nice hammer animation
Coloneljesus: pin-pulling orphan torcher does have a certain ring to it
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I have the opposite of fake books to make you look smart, which are tons of real books I have too many of that make me look dumb.
Ewayko:
Aaaand that's a quote for the book, thanks G.
kaynSD: Someone make the reverse; a pin pulling torture puzzle game that arbitrarily just cuts to a Match 3 game on occcasion
TehAmelie: we've had TWO pin pull puzzles so far, and one of them didn't even have a distressed orphan!
evilspoons983: it did have explosives though
Raiz0k: @TehAmelie Or magma!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @kaynsd I want to make a pin-pulling game and advertise it with match-3 videos.
Pal_Friendpatine: If you play long enough you start to get to make doughnuts. The more matches next to the machine the more completed each doughnut becomes until you finally collect it
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kaynSD: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou yessss
cgwonder: what fun Austin?
ylegm: when in doubt, percussive maintenance
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: kicks his parents out and sells it as an investment property to some Russian kleptocrat
kaynSD: Institute of What?!
Mikklun: the carpet needs to match the drapes
Scarbble: gonna get so butled
MAPBoardgames: Wall lights? what's wrong with the lamp?
HavenDragon: Austin is like that guy Andy played in the Efficiency sketch, he's just like "i'm going to be helpful yet annoying"
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: “thank god all construction problems can be solved by arranging objects in groups of 3”
kaynSD: but this one has had so much more lore
Mazrae: Alex you can combine powers
amythist: I was sure Graham was going to say "Gardenscapes had more of the orphan torturing"
Godofmuffins: Wait this isn’t Gardenscapes? This is a whole new game but still has the same stuff in it?
krfsm: I wonder how much of his parents' money is tied up in the mortgage for that pile, and thus they can't afford maintenance
kaynSD: @Godofmuffins yeah this is Homescapes. The Scapes Expanded Universe
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: The pin-pulling games are Austin’s intrusive thoughts, and he’s been getting better medication.
HolyHadouken:
MikoKisai: @Godofmuffins Yes, this is Homescapes. Same developers, same franchise, technically different game.
kakmize: you're a dirty girl mother
bi0buster: I wonder if the marketing choice was deciding that pin pullers were much hotter.
Juliamon: Godofmuffins This is in the same series, which is to say it's an official reskin
korvys: He turned into Semore Skinner
Pal_Friendpatine: Homescapes then Gardenscapes then Farmscapes
ANeMzero: Well you see, Gardenscapes had more orphans because it took place outside, where orphans belong.
TehAmelie: guess why they call it shovelware
grandchickenlord: You’ll drink the sewage and like it
Raiz0k: Ah, court compliance episode again.
grandchickenlord: I’ve had apartments with pipe systems like this.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Ah see now they’re just doing this so the player can torture Austin.
Sorator13: ahoy
ANeMzero: why do you have a sewage tank in your attic.
NimrodXIV: this is how plumbing works
Ewayko: Someone made these during lunch break. Lawyer googled how to code, added this... lawsuit settled
MAPBoardgames: clap.. clap.. wow.
frozenphoenix7: @ANeMzero Wait, you don't
Raiz0k: @ANeMzero Ask the British.
RaklarLS: i do love how you torture the clap guy instead of orphans now
DrLigmaPhD: I'm not convinced this house is up to code
kaynSD: @ANeMzero well it would look out of place in the lounge
MikoKisai: A *butler*. Bought a *private island*.
krfsm: New Hebrides is ... near Papua New Guinea, I *think*?
hd_dabnado: oh no more of this game
SK__Ren: Ah, the ancient greek demigod Bophades
TemporallyAwry:
got there
GhostValv:
margieargie:
In fact, I think they're pretty close to exactly the other side of the world from the old Hebrides
Sorator13: that is disconcerting
krfsm: ah yeah, it's called Vanuatu these days
gnyrinn: I think the New Hebrides are almost as far away from the Old Hebrides as possible.
Magnifisquatch: Got anything else in tubular magazine, G?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Can you imagine going on Facebook seeing the ad clicking playing the game and ending up on fake Facebook? I’d throw my phone into the sea.
northos: the herringbone!
ANeMzero: only fix the floor on the left side of the room
grandchickenlord: If this was a realistic simulation of Facebook they’d have your racist uncle posting maga memes
MAPBoardgames: All of these problems can be solved by throwing money at them. Are they subtly trying to get you to think that you should just throw money at things? (like this game)
BloodnBullets: one star G
LordZarano: The HERRINGBONE!
Sorator13: well now we're replacing it AGAIN
TehAmelie: it's funny cause Mark Zuckerberg is a tredny rich person, or, well, when was The Social Network?
Sorator13:
@LordZarano
bi0buster: I actually really dig that carpet.
amythist: was about to say "good to see he only fixed half the floor"
Raiz0k: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Clearly, you're not the target audience.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @mapboardgames to be fair “throw money at it” is also how actual renovations work I’m pretty sure
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @raiz0k I don’t think I’ve been anyone’s target audience since I was 6 so that checks out
Pal_Friendpatine: I think the ingame “Facebook” design was because this was still early in the using Facebook to crossave for your other devices era
Tangsm: It would actually be a lot more appealing if the dad pulled out an old album of childhood photos than scrolling fake facebook.
MAPBoardgames: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Like, Where's Bogustan? I know, I'll buy a globe!
RaklarLS: The fake social media thing reminds me of Ridiculous Fishing, in which there was an actual point to it, but this seems to be there because it has to be there because it... etc
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I was the person in high school who loudly and pointedly did not get a Facebook page and you know what? I was right. I stand by obnoxious high school me.
DigitalSeahorse: doh
swampcat12: I think it's interesting how this game gives other goals than just scoring good
grandchickenlord: @mapboardgames I think part of the appeal meant to attract people to to this game is the fantasy of having money to throw at things
BloodnBullets: one invoved tile needs to be on carpet already
Raiz0k:
@GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou hah, and keep it that way
kakmize: hammer the blue
TehAmelie: gottem
MAPBoardgames: @grandchickenlord You're probably correct
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou:
@grandchickenlord 
RaklarLS: I wonder who makes the music for these games
offbeatwitch: you're flooring now
Mazrae: If you swipe a power into another power the combine powers and uses them both as a single power I used to play this game
northos: I kinda want to see G & A try to make the house as ugly as possible with the upgrades they've unlocked so far
bi0buster: @offbeatwitch In the cadence of zoo race
TehAmelie: mm, cherries
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Ah yes the traditional life cycle of cherries
hd_dabnado: trust me this is not candy crush
kaynSD: yeah this is a normal progression for these kinds of games. Adding dozens of extra tile types as you go
ANeMzero: I feel like fixing a broken staircase would probably be the first order of business in restoring a building but nah, just leave it so someone can fall through it.
ContingentCat: Oh hey it's garbage day!
TheSpindash: There are -mechanics- but I wouldn't say there's a lot of depth.
Inquisitor_Xian: i used to spend a TON of time in Las Vegas for work and these fuckin games sound EXACTLY like slot machines its uncanny
kaynSD: Like... Toon Blast is this but without the house renovation stuff
Mazrae: Disco ball into a disco ball clears the screen
kaynSD: @Inquisitor_Xian yeah, getting those "working in gambling" flashbacks myself
doubledbear: @kaynSD but still has the orphan torture
Anaerin: @Inquisitor_Xian Yeah, it uses the Major C scale, just like all slot machines and the like, 'cause it's the "Happiest".
Godofmuffins: Gaul?
Pal_Friendpatine: @mazrae yea sadly they don’t yet recognize to combine powers
Foxmar320:
Gascitygaming: Czech Slovakia?
krfsm: I have a globe I inherited from my grandparents that's from the late 1800s
kaynSD: @doubledbear I don't remember orphan torture in that game when I had to research it for job interview stuff but... I could be mistaken
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: My sister plays Gardenscapes and one time over Christmas she was down in the living room and I asked what she was up to and she was like “ugh I have to play stupid Gardenscapes to get all the holiday items” and I looked at my computer screen where I’d been grinding Dawning activities in Destiny and said “you know what I think I’m done for the night.”
Raiz0k: Oh yeah, that's a great XKCD comic.
krfsm: has a different prime meridian and all
margieargie: "Several hundred... ah, this is an OLD globe"
CaptainSpam: "Hey, wait, there's... four Germanies? The hell?"
TehAmelie: "how many Oslos are there" would be such a troll question
gnyrinn: My grandparents had a globe. It had One Germany, but it contained Prague.
ThorSokar: Didn't we figure out it was a specific month in like 1940?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Oh that’s like exactly 1945
Diabore: was that the one from the garage hunt @LoadingReadyRun ?
matthaus_c: oh damn
TehAmelie: see Chech"oslo"vakia used to be a place
bi0buster: Soviet Zone is a great band name.
DigitalSeahorse:
PrancerInflatableReindeer: I am not only from germany but even from bavaria, and I've never heard of the bavarian republic
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Soviet Zone means it has to be post-war but yeah that’s like one month
DigitalSeahorse:
sarsum33: my parthens have one that have north and south kora but Germany has its prewar borders.
Gascitygaming: is it thicc gelly?
MehallD: As of 2019, (the former Yugoslav Republic of) Macedonia is now called North Macedonia, so all maps have changed from that
Raiz0k: Except there were a couple of occupational zones from the treaties, so indeed that state would be a specific month.
Sorator13: I hate how quickly it gives hints
DarkNacht: Wasn't the Bavarian Republic after WWI?
margieargie: Unless it was like, the Bavarian Soviet Republic, which was, like, 1919
tyrsredritehand: Actively gaming now!
TehAmelie: we wanted to save the orphans, game!
walkwithoutrhythm: just like how real life society treats orphans
Anaerin: That chair rocks!
Raiz0k: @margieargie How? The Soviets never arrived there?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: The Soviet Zone existed from August 1945 to October 1949
smoke_knight: That's like, why did they bother making new maps when political borders were so up in the air? Just wait my dudes.
doubledbear: Can't wait for Austin to foot them the bill and leave
undecided44: I have a map of NA from ~1890 with Assinipoia as part of the Dominion of Canada
krfsm: @margieargie revolutionary polity post-WW1
TehAmelie: this house is definitely large enough for two couples to live without bothering each other
gnyrinn: @margieargie There was a Communist revolution on Bavaria in 1919.
Sorator13: @smoke_knight look, map production must adhere to a strict schedule and cannot delay for any reason
MikoKisai: Or is it your parents bullying you into fixing their shit?
Athelgar: $20k in renovations is fine, but this $300 chair is a bit much
kakmize: Haven't even gotten to the second floor yet
ylegm: or getting them to invest in a reverse mortgage
LurkerSpine: I want to know how Austin is making cash playing Match 3 games... is he a streamer?
ANeMzero: I want to be able to get from the bedroom from the kitchen and still have the energy to make lunch.
fiftymcnasty: his Harvey
MAPBoardgames: Dad said 'no'. Better go ask mom!
TehAmelie: we haven't even gotten past the foyer yet
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Graham what was it West Germany was called on the globe?
fastlane250: relatable
smoke_knight: @smoke_knight Mapmakers came up with planned obsolescence long before the tech industry
aerolend: Piles of cold.
Tangsm: Just a possum that sits on his shoulder.
TehAmelie: what are those new blobs?
Pal_Friendpatine: @lurkerspine he’s making money because the player is playing match3
Wicker_Guide: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou I think he said "Republic of Bavaria" and "Soviet Zone" as the two sides
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Maps need to be made in order to draw the new boundaries.
LordShadner: also he is just raising how much they can sell the house for, for free
LoadingReadyRun: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Bavarian Republic, east was Soviet Zone
ANeMzero: nearly had a perpetual paper airplane machine
BloodnBullets: I guess thats the crux of WHY they made the bullshit ads. Turns out these games get boring real fast and you need a new hook.
KV1NN4: this poor jelly man!!
lackingsanity: @LoadingReadyRun ALL of west germany was the bavarian republic? bizzare
Raiz0k: @margieargie Sure, but I'm surprised it's referred to in English as "Soviet". Perhaps a mismatch of ideals vs. actual territorial aspirations.
KV1NN4: you're pulling the pins on jelly-man's life! D8
KBKarma:
100 Awful games! 100
Lysander_salamander: This is such a weird tragic story to set this match-three game in. A guy spends all his money on a money-pit of a house
IzlanntheLion: Have you reached out for a sponsorship from any of the apps you have played
TheSpindash: XD Are we extending this Watch+Play beyond two hours?
korvys: Well, the pin-pulling games require more design for the amount of time you play them
MrQBear: I mean, alex , what you're missing is this is where he hid the bodies in gardenscapes
BrindleBoar: F
hd_dabnado: wait, the parents want to move?
BloodnBullets: Nooo! my inheritance!
ANeMzero: Between this and the orphan torture Austin is one controlling mf
Camthelion: It's a New Day! yes it is
TehAmelie: i mean, we own a huge ol house, even if it's a bother sharing it with mom and dad. this is already a dream
KV1NN4: Austin living that millenial - hope i inherit that house, life
matthaus_c: Darren Aronofsky's Homescapes
bi0buster: There are a couple hours before AFK.
NotCainNorAbel:
500
TheSpindash: Sadly, we will not get to put pink liquid in the woman.
kaynSD: Good work
doubledbear: I find it funny that the house is a wreck but the garden is immaculate
Foxmar320: Thanks for the stream G+A
Coloneljesus: thank you for having us!
Lysander_salamander: have a good afternoon! Thanks for playing!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Strebenherz: Thank you LRR Alex and Graham!
TheSpindash: Peace! Thanks!
krfsm: stay safe, stay healthy!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Darn it I haven’t had time to find the globe yet!
BloodnBullets: Why do I feel like that game ends with Austin pushing his parents down the stairs before they can sell?
johnalogue: Farewell
satyropodobny: is Austin going to be the new live in butler for the house? is that his arc?
Sorator13: o/
Saintnex:
you Austin! Stop bullying your parents!
ThorSokar: The Bavarian Socialist Republic lasted from: 1919-04-06 to 1919-05-03
offbeatwitch: i'll have to catch up on the vod i was at a gig tonight
WearingCats_CwC: bai fronds
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Coloneljesus: ooooh jacoooob!
DoodlestheGreat: The wolf ate your battery.
TehAmelie: that is both chomp and awoo
johnalogue: Take out the hard drive, run a magnet over it, smash it with a hammer, throw it into a fire, and pour holy water on whatever's left
iris_of_ether: TTSF?
matthaus_c: All Will Be Gruul
Juliamon: TTSF, not Long Game
Dustmasc: @LoadingReadyRun if you were a fish, would you be a saltwater or freshwater fish?
DoodlestheGreat: !storm
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ContingentCat: !advice
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DigitalSeahorse:
GapFiller: !badadvice
LRRbot: Learn from Beej.
matthaus_c: !findquote beej
LRRbot: Quote #1927: "We're going to experience Beej." —Cori and Heather [2016-02-22]
TehAmelie: now i want to taste giraffe meat, in soup form
TehAmelie: wait that could be "No Tim again"
ContingentCat:
Thanks G and Alex
MAPBoardgames: I wonder how many joke subs get converted into LRR fans.
TehAmelie: thanks for the stream!
gooey_xylophone: thenk for strim
epsilon_vee: what are the chances
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Well, the three allied occupation zones merged in May 1949, and the Soviet Zone became East Germany in October 1949
Coloneljesus: byeee
aWabbajack:
KBKarma: Byee!
GhostValv: o7
MikoKisai: Bye!
bi0buster: Ty for the garbage day~
cgwonder: thansk for the stream!!!
bytecaster: @MAPBoardgames I cannot wait for hobojoe to hit the "one year"
emberBecky: o/
LostThePirate: Bye!
red_shoes_jeff: Buy!
cgwonder: byeeeeee
Mazrae: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (The LoadingReadyRun crew play a board game! Game: Warhammer 40,000: Kill Team) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (1:53 from now).
Rhynerd: Have a good one!
grandchickenlord: There’s always money in the garbage dump
Nigouki: thanks for the stream!
Rhynerd: Thqnks for the stream!
Raiz0k:
byeee
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: So the glove might have been between May and October 1949 specifically
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: *globe
LordZarano: Remember when people thought Steam Greenlight ending would be the end of W+P?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: if it had a unified western German state but the eastern state was still called the Soviet Zone I think it must be May-October 1949
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breadisbest1: !next
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TemporallyAwry: !advice
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accountmadeforants: Oh heck, there's a CrossCode run on GDQ right now, that game's excellent
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