AFK || Kill Team - Orkz vs Death Guard

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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for another Kill Team night on AFK! This time Ben's Death Guard is up against Jacob's Orkz. http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FqLQ8KpaIAQajgp.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1631097432116457472
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 Rhynerd: The Stevs versus the sicks, place yer bets!
 Walla_tv: my money is on the filthy lads
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 Getter404: ERE WE GO BOYZ
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 Walla_tv: 
 CodeIndigo: little too orky
 Fruan: I think the green ones are gonna win
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 Fruan: The Team was Kill!
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 Electrodyne: A Long Game of short games
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 shurtal: Bird Up: The WORST SHOW in the Warp
 mitomanox: choosing violence to start the month
 PharaohBender27: 
 Electrodyne: What about a bracket tournament
 Dog_of_Myth: Hi everybody
 Walla_tv: no elevation is nice
MWGNZ: ^
 Blakemcm: big lols
Anexmedia: scooting around at the speed of sound
 Dog_of_Myth: So Team Green vs Team Green?
burninggiraffe01: !claim
 Getter404: This whole lack of verticality & vantage points sounds like a Novitiates players' dream. Hint hint.
 Walla_tv: this map looks like a blender
 TemporallyAwry: #KillBox
blastedman: oh man its a mosh pit huh
 PharaohBender27: I mean, what part of a game where a pentagon equals 6 is so hard to understand? 
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gehennam_reborn: It has literally given me my favorite way to play in the form of Air locked.
 A_Dub888: Stev can use Stev for cover
Fanklok: Orks using cover and sight lines?
 PharaohBender27: 
 saucemaster5000: Time to get out the hero quest furniture
 azureHaights: CrateCrate? Is Boxnard on tech?
  Juliamon: !tiltyquote
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Sudobyte: Setup usually involves putting down a couple barricades per player, too
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 Raincoast_Bear: Me?
 Getter404: Stev Lives
 Electrodyne: I am excited for this Blood Bowl game
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Sogheim: oh hey there's a Jacob! howdy Jacob!
 PharaohBender27: I already bought my DVD 
 Raincoast_Bear: Bllod Bowl is actually a good suggestion.
gehennam_reborn: Cup?
 CodeIndigo: You pay your bills, Ben, with your MAD SKILLZ
Fanklok: Will Beej hand deliver it?
Anexmedia: don't threaten me with a good time
SnowBuddy18: Dead by Daylights?
 saucemaster5000: personally? Hm, sounds sticky
 MAPBoardgames: I bought all the DvDs I can. I just can't bring myself to double up
 TemporallyAwry: Lick the Bell 
 Raincoast_Bear: You have to put Beej's Love in the cart when you checkout.
 Blakemcm: nice...
 BusTed: 🤔
 Electrodyne: Dangle the Bangle
Spades_Slicc: The peninsula?
 saucemaster5000: as long as tingle is not involved
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 comrade_cards: Dungle the bungle
Fanklok: Dengle the Bengle
 tidehollowcat: 
 PharaohBender27: TIL
El_Funko: He only stopped because his friends stopped playing, so now his friends are playing again sooooooooooo
 sangloupmon_xantibody: OMG
 notthepenguins: wow he has SEALED that part of his life away
Kelderan: My whole world is different now
 Getter404: Is... do we know what he mained?
 saucemaster5000: He was into it 40K years ago
 sangloupmon_xantibody: arcane knowledge unlocked
Lysander_salamander: Hello everyone
 lion_byte: Serge lore unlocked
MWGNZ: @El_Funko does he have a birthday coming up soon? 
 Alas_Babylon: Serge comes off as a guy that's separated his younger days from his current days
 Raincoast_Bear: Serge goes the Warhammer Anonymous every week.
 korvys: Serge has a history that you can never tell from his current state. Punk kid, Go master, 40K player
 Mischievous_Catgeist: awww
 tidehollowcat: awww
Fanklok: Cam is dating Sergr?
 PharaohBender27: @Fanklok No, he's dating Serge's friend
 tidehollowcat: Serge worked at a ski resort
micalovits: Serge and his infinite hobbies
  Juliamon: Serge "Ranked Go Player" Yager
 Ritaspirithntr: Aww man! I missed the opening! Glad I’m here now.
 Mischievous_Catgeist: it was a unanimous awww from the cats in chat
Spades_Slicc: Serge has retroactively lived everywhere
 MAPBoardgames: The Boyz are back in town
 GhostValv: waAAAHahAH
 Walla_tv: yes they are all stev
 Alas_Babylon: Stevwithap
 Rhynerd: Venture to the ends of the universe and you will find Serge with a coffee in hand.
Kelderan: My first time in Victoria I went to a trivia night Kathleen was hosting and met Serge.
 Dog_of_Myth: All praise Stev
 Raincoast_Bear: I'm Stev and so's my wife!
 azureHaights: Stev with a shiv
 BloodnBullets: afternoon folks, I see we are meeting the stevs
 tehfewl: im Stev and so can you!
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 Getter404: 1 of them is secretly a Gary. Stev will take this secret to the grave.
 saucemaster5000: but they only had "Bort" License plates!
 Walla_tv: Dakka Dakka Dakka
 Blakemcm: da boys!!!!
 PharaohBender27: Those boyz are ready for a WAAAAAAAUGH
 notthepenguins: Stev Jrs
Lysander_salamander: little guys
 Blakemcm: imma re install dawn of war 2
Lysander_salamander: your tiny mans
 korvys: How many models do you have, Ben?
micalovits: Go Stev, go!
 Mischievous_Catgeist: at least 1 for every objective
Fanklok: Jacob is going to have all of his guys die and win any way
 Rhynerd: Many bois.
Kelderan: Jacob. Have you considered modelling?
 MrTheWalrus: @Fanklok As is the ork way
 BrowneePoints: Look at these two Lovely Handsome Talented Fellas playin the Hammers of War 4,000x10
 UnseenAcademical: You're welcome! Glad to help!
 cmdrud87: As in MTG, it is only the last unit of a resource that matters
 Raincoast_Bear: I have original 1980's Gretchin that have only played a handful of times. I'm interested to see if this works better than last time...
 Getter404: Isn't it a Squig?
El_Funko: It's probably a squig of some sort
 Walla_tv: 
El_Funko: a targeting squig with a crosshair eye
 The_Color_Twelve: 
 CodeIndigo: aimin's fer them wot ain't got enuff dakka
TotallyNotaBeholder: Not a stupid question, it's important to clarify
 tehfewl: the believe it helps, so it helps
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
 DarkMorford: So glad that Jacob is helping make this easier for Funko to understand. 
Fanklok: Fun fact: Orks do not naturally have hair, if an Ork model has hair it's a squig
 Getter404: Don't forget the 4 Purple Orkz on the left there.
 BrowneePoints: Reminder, Orkz fly by jamming a bunch of metal onto a boulder, 20 engineers think "GO" and 100 other orkz thinking "Plz no boom"
ProfBadger: Firing Rockets in Close Range: sounds about right
goombalax: splash in the hulk is SO spooky
 Koshindan: Hull breaches are fine. As long as the orks believe they can breath, they can breath.
 Walla_tv: close enough to canon
PadawanTK16: Ork ships actually have roll down windows
 Getter404: So jealous of that base grass
 Walla_tv: a bit smelly
TotallyNotaBeholder: I love that grass
micalovits: Green v Green time!
 PharaohBender27: :nuclear:
Fanklok: Are there specific  marine chapters or is it just "space marine"
 cmdrud87: nucular
 PharaohBender27: Dangit was hoping that would be a BTTV emote 
josh___something: and running in bisexual grass, it looks like
 shurtal: okrz are, in fact, fun guys
 MrTheWalrus: I'm rooting for the green ones
 Walla_tv: hes got my vote for least awful god
 CodeIndigo: just because you're a philthy boi doesn't mean you can't care for the environment
 CodeIndigo: @Walla_tv Ynnead would like a word with you
 Mischievous_Catgeist: so this is the mono-green kill team night
Fanklok: Every plague marine is a garden
 BrowneePoints: Fun 40k Lore
 Getter404: Never forget: Orks are *pretty much* unexploded land mines from an apocalyptic war billions of years ago and are one firmware upgrade away from being unstoppable
 korvys: Jacob has 150% more dudes (and inf% more Stevs)
micalovits: Plasma is very hot
 BrowneePoints: Imperium has Orangutans that build and/or fix their gear
 Walla_tv: @CodeIndigo fair, should have said least awful chaos god
 MAPBoardgames: A big ass-axe
 BrowneePoints: (they're not actualy Orangutans but just look like them)
 GhostValv: as one does
 tehfewl: i thought ben said Plague Belt, which also sounds really cool and good
 DarkMorford:  
 Getter404: @tehfewl A Plague Belt is just a fanny pack full of expired vape juice.
micalovits: That is disgusting Ben
 CodeIndigo: @tehfewl "expired"?
 BrowneePoints: Bing Bong *BOOM*
 Getter404: @tehfewl Nurgle finds a way.
 Raincoast_Bear: @BrowneePoints The Jokaero are around. And they sometimes make useful things. But they are completely inscrutable to humans and cannot be communicated with....
EricTheOrange: THICC BOYZ
ThatPoorSod: gotta fastball grenades in the gallow dark
 Loa_Ayizan: Me too Ben, me too
EricTheOrange: Whats the thiccest ork boy
goombalax: ooooh I love this one
 Raincoast_Bear: Harbulary Batteries?
 Blakemcm: what do orkz care for batteries!?!?
 Koshindan: I have this mental image of orks popping open a battery and drinking it like a can of soda.
 PharaohBender27: Like, AA batteries or car batteries?
 Getter404: @EricTheOrange Stev. Next question.
neebusjeebus: @Raincoast_Bear no, anulax batteries
goombalax: @Blakemcm batteries are what makes everything go! strap a battery to it : now it works
BenByTheWay: Orks heard batteries Charge. Orks like Charging
 LurkerSpine: I was thinking artillery
 PharaohBender27: @LurkerSpine Ah
 Rhynerd: I just remembered a story of an Inquisitor trying to capture a Jokaero, capturing them in a high-tech cage, and the Jokaero breaking out because they were able to reverse-engineer it like it was nothing. They got recaptured because they tried to improve upon the cage’s design and ended up getting caught in it.
 Fruan: Does the very last battery auto succeed if no others have? It's unlikely, but a game with no live batteries would be very silly.
 BrowneePoints: @Raincoast_Bear Luckily they can be corralled
 Fruan: Lightswitch rave!
 Getter404: Oh no, The Cheat's gonna have a Lightswitch Rave
TheLodgium: The system is down
 saucemaster5000: the cheat is grounded!
 BrowneePoints: but yea the Jokaero are super neat
EricTheOrange: I imagine it goes, start turn, turn lights on, take actions, at end of turn turn lights off.
goombalax: @Fruan while it is possible to have 0 functioning batteries, it is highly unlikely. you're rolling an extra d6 for each dud, each time.
Direcheck: What's the probability of having 0 live batteries?
 Fruan: @goombalax Yep, that quickly gets astronomically unlikely.
 Getter404: @goombalax Yes, but it's Warhammer. The game where you activate Reroll 1s and end up with nothing but 2s
 saucemaster5000: I have heard secrets secrets are no fun.
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   LoadingReadyRun:  Quick question: how do the player's mics sound? (we are using a different system)
Sudobyte: Sounds good to me
 CodeIndigo: @LoadingReadyRun Sound good to me
 Rhynerd: I kinda hope it is possible for a no live battery run.
 Koshindan: Sounds fine to me.
 jessieimproved: mics sound good
 Rhynerd: They sound good
 UnseenAcademical: Great
Direcheck: Sounds okay
 UnseenAcademical: Sound great
 Raincoast_Bear: Sound good, 
 pn55: Sounds fine so far
 BrowneePoints: They are a BIT crispier actually
 BrowneePoints: and better eq whoever did it!
 PharaohBender27: Nice!
 BrowneePoints: crisper*
 saucemaster5000: This explains the disappearing bees
 Alas_Babylon: @saucemaster5000 That and pesticides
 Fruan: I've never understood why "cut out" = "broadcast static at full volume".
micalovits: But I thought we were supposed to save the bees?
 comrade_cards: Ben is a bit louder than jacob
   LoadingReadyRun: @Fruan I don't get it either. ask Sennheiser
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 Getter404: Shall we awaken Jaxob?
 Pharmacistjudge: Acting!
   LoadingReadyRun: also, how's the music volume?
 jessieimproved: I was only Acting!
 Kramburger: Big Theatre Kid energy today
goombalax: @Direcheck assuming they check every single battery, I think the chances are about 1:500 that they get no 6s
 UnseenAcademical: Music volume good
 Getter404: Music's good
micalovits: Quick question: Where are the doors to the central area? Can't easily spot them
EricTheOrange: my core is feeling very activated right now
 laundreydhull: https://clips.twitch.tv/AdorableFilthyManateeKreygasm-rKNIZYjHwb8AX3II
goombalax: @micalovits the doors are around the corners
EricTheOrange: 6 what?
goombalax: fragments of a pentagon
 Getter404: @micalovits There's two or three different door shapes, but you can make out the centralized turning valves on them if you look at the corners of the battlefield
 dumbo3k: @EricTheOrange pentagon! because it has 6 sides! waaagh
micalovits: Thanks friends! Think I can see them all now 
 saucemaster5000: I just assumed in the grim darkness of future there is only door
yuan42:  i see
failstates: Grimdoor
 comrade_cards: New top down looks great
goombalax: the gods of chaos made the tools
 PharaohBender27: Don't even get me started
 cmdrud87: However, Top-Down is good for other stuff, such as MTG
Spades_Slicc: A pentagon clearly has 6 sides
 Fruan: Thinking about the shapes invites in the ruinous powers. Keep your mind clean!
MWGNZ: @saucemaster5000 if youre playing the navy breachers one of your kill team can make this a reality
 matthaus_c: fibonacci it
EricTheOrange: I mean they could just went with cm
 Raincoast_Bear: They better never leave me alone in a room the person that decided a square = 3"...
 matthaus_c: bold words
goombalax: @MWGNZ the Breachers can't break through walls, there was a FAQ
 Walla_tv: @LoadingReadyRun the story is that they added the shapes late in development and it was just colors before
micalovits: famous last words
 Lord_Hosk: So Penn and Teller, ARE CORRECT! and therefore, Circle gets the square!
 korvys: We appreciate the effort
josh___something: I pray for you, benjamin
 saucemaster5000: we'll find out if you and the rules see eye to eye
 Fruan: Someone needs to write a Line of Sight exam.
Sudobyte: Better to go by colour than shape. Except the the tools designed for Kill Team come unpainted
Orxolon: well good luck with that
 Raincoast_Bear: The LOS description on the short "Core Rules" 3 pager is better than the rulebook.
 Koshindan: But are you comfortable with Line of Sight on the next level? (Elevation)
hauntedbagelhobbies: Aww man I always miss Kill Team nights!
PadawanTK16: @goombalax you can still agree with your opponent for it to be allowed
 korvys: Maybe you could have like... coloured base... bases, that you could put them in, and would make the teams easier to see on camera
goombalax: @PadawanTK16 thats true of literally anything, but its not the rules
 LordZarano: It's (x-1)(x-2)/2 where x is the number of sides. Except circle which is the odd one out
hauntedbagelhobbies: Glad I made it for the start this time!
 Decaped: Lawyers at Games Workshop wanted a system so monumentally stupid that no one would try copying it.
MWGNZ: @goombalax wait, so the hatchcutter cant cut hatches anymore?
 PharaohBender27: 
micalovits: You also both look dashing!
hauntedbagelhobbies: Ya do the dash now
goombalax: @MWGNZ they can only cut through closed hatches, so the breachers can treat it like its an open hatch, they don't cut hatches into solid wall
 comrade_cards: @lordzarano +1 internet point for that math
EricTheOrange: turnering point
 Raincoast_Bear: Though the new set has wall pieces that can be breached...but few people have it yet.
 Getter404: Still sad there's no Terminators-only list for Maximum Space Hulk, but GW's really not pushing Firstborn models anymore outside of that Dark Angels box
SittingOx: are those boxes the top part of the old commande precon packages?
Orxolon: question:is there any plans of bringing Bloodbowl to AFK?
MWGNZ: @goombalax that seems not good
goombalax: @MWGNZ I mean its definitely a nerf from what we all thought it did, but it has applications
hauntedbagelhobbies: Who paint's the minis?
   LoadingReadyRun: turn Dakka in DakkaDakka
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Orxolon: @LoadingReadyRun question:is there any plans of bringing Bloodbowl to AFK?
goombalax: So I mean, its your game, but there are certain Tac Ops that are disallowed in gallowdark, and hold the line is one of them
 Raincoast_Bear: @Getter404 Many of are hoping for the 4th set in the season to be heavy Marines vs. Genestealers/Tyranids. But it's not at all a certainty.
MWGNZ: @goombalax good news, it's not listed in the errata on warhammer community so i'm gonna ignore it
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 PharaohBender27: Relatable mood, Jacob
 Getter404: @Getter404 They already took the CAT away and gave it to the Breachers. Don't give me hope.
 MajorFrostbyte: Good to see others play as confused as I usually do. Long day of work and then you want me to think? puh shah!!
spawnofhastur: I see we're Krumpin' With The Lads
 saucemaster5000: Which game though? X-COM or Overwath?
 CanPlayGames: 69 I just wanna show support of more friendos playing mini games
 MatthewDennisMTG: oh boy Kill Team!
 MatthewDennisMTG: woah what's that cool laser pointer?
 PharaohBender27: 
 Walla_tv: army painter makes it i think
 Raincoast_Bear: Dashing thru the Hulk! Orkies want to Slay! Thru the hatch we go! Bolters blasting all the way!
failstates: Yeah it's army painter
 Fruan: That is quite the flowchart to follow.
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ihorner: That made sense to me ben!
 Walla_tv: sounds right
PadawanTK16: sounds about right
JoeKim: look at these nerds
goombalax: @MWGNZ I don't blame you, they don't make this stuff easy to find, but its in the Core Rules Errata, in the Designers Commentary bit
EricTheOrange: look, as cam says, if it's wrong it's a house rule.
 Pharmacistjudge: i'm glad i'm NOT a warhammer judge
 MajorFrostbyte: Ben is obscure. Print it!
ThatPoorSod: also doesn't the champion just have a 6" plasma pistol as their ranged gun?
Fanklok: Is the audio desync a me problem?
 saucemaster5000: please, anyone can judge warhammer. Just look at it.
goombalax: doors have to be opened to their maximum but they do count as heavy cover when they are open
 saucemaster5000: just turn off the studio lights, easy
EricTheOrange: did you make special studio lighting
 korvys: Can you make the studio light red?
neebusjeebus: paul, hit the lights
micalovits: You know you want to turn all the lights off paul...
 Raincoast_Bear: If he's got a boltgun or pistol he can use the shoot twice TacOp.
Mythallian: WEZ KRUMPIN IN DA DARK? WAAUUUGH
 ShaneLeeAtk: Cue the MTG Day/Night cycle!
 Getter404: Always remember to crank it. Got it.
EricTheOrange: like give the lighting a blue filter, like how they do day for night in stream
goombalax: coool lets just play this way
 freshmaker__: It looks like the lights are off yeah
 Koshindan: Mood lighting.
 MatthewDennisMTG: lovely
 Kramburger: 4 Spoopy 2 Me
 Fruan: Can you bring up the MtG day/night overlay? That'll work seemlessly, right?
 pn55: Kill team hard mode!
Mogg01: that actually looks very nice
goombalax: please don't strain your eyes
 Pharmacistjudge: what kind of wizardry is this?
 foopoiuyt: Ooh, nice.
 MatthewDennisMTG: KEEP
chaostreader: The last time we made the lights red something unfortunate occurred.
 Raincoast_Bear: Nice Into the Dark!
EricTheOrange: Ben used to be a theater tech
 land_manatee: Like, really good
Plasterboard: pretty good
sovietarchaeomancer: This fucks
LeopardaoSnow: nice
 SoaringDragon42: That's awesome
micalovits: I can see whats going on
 FITorion: seems fine to me
 Koshindan: I think it looks good.
Chesul: that looks perfect.
 Getter404: It's dark, but GRIMDARK
ihorner: This looks great on my mac.
 Walla_tv: i mean its the into the dark terrain
 RaginCaucaJhin: That looks great!
 korvys: Maybe - atmospheric as fuck, though
a_Weakling: actually pretty nice
 thegitrogsquirrel: It is awesome
 freshmaker__: It actually rules
yuan42: one might say, grimdark?
EricTheOrange: I dunno it looks good to me
 saucemaster5000: I can tell the board state as well as I always can
computercolinx: Looks cool and fun
 lamina5432: its good
 NotCainNorAbel: works here
 ShaneLeeAtk: I approve!
 Decaped: I don't think i can tell which units are which anyway.
 dumbo3k: that looks fantastic honestly, very thematic
 SpoonfullOfSugar: could use a teeny bit more light in the top right corner
goombalax: after all this ben just turns the light on his turn
 NotCainNorAbel: voice actors....
ThatPoorSod: do not look directly into the light
 freshmaker__: Professor! Lava! Hot!
 Fruan: This is what a lasgun is like
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 DarkMorford: Very nice, Ben!
Anexmedia: As someone familiar with lighting from the old times, I am amazed with what just happened here
 Pharmacistjudge: queue the asian kung fu generation
MWGNZ: @goombalax you're right,I'm not sure what other terrain features they're thinking someone would cut a hatch in when all terrain is walls
Plasterboard: Red lights make it go Fasta
 Raincoast_Bear:  STEV! 
 pn55: Anything that protects these squishy grots from shooting for a bit longer is helpful.
Fr0Dough: I dont like warhammer that much BUT I LOVE DEEZ BOYS
 Easilycrazyhat: Hey! Who turned out the lights!
Mythallian: NOT THAT QUOTE
Fanklok: Why don't the Orkz simply believe all the batteries work
goombalax: @Fanklok it didn't occur to them
 dumbo3k: AFAIK, Orks aren't aware that their collective belief actually affects anything
 Easilycrazyhat: @Mythallian Sorry, I just rewatched season 4 XD
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EricTheOrange: the 40K universe seems like hell for everyone except the orks who seem to be having a great time.
 Koshindan: The new dwarf faction seems to be fairly prosperous too.
 Getter404: And the Harlequins, who are popping & locking to herald the end of days
Sudobyte: Most nurgle followers are pretty happy as well
Toxxick: @EricTheOrange The Demons of Chaos also generally have a great time
 Raincoast_Bear:   
 MatthewDennisMTG: 40K truly has some of the most convoluted, complicated, and difficult to reference rules i've ever encountered. Keep it up, friends
 Getter404: @Koshindan Oh, if you dig into the lore the Votann are basically Tyranids with a cruncy metal shell.
EricTheOrange: @Koshindan did they finnaly bring back stouts?
 Getter404: The only difference is they SOMETIMES serve you an eviction notice before cracking your planet open and siphoning out your sun
 MajorFrostbyte: Outside top guy goes ham?
Toxxick: Aren't there some Tau splinter factions that dont do the whole slave/caste system? Or did that not really become canon?
 Getter404: @EricTheOrange Kind of, there's a new dwarf/abhuman faction called the Leagues of Votann who marry together parts of the old Squat lore with the Tau references to the "Demiurg" and some other stuff.
 DarkMorford: Light switch rave!
EricTheOrange: Orks don't seem to have much in the way of survival instinct
 Koshindan: @EricTheOrange Look up the Leagues of Votann. They remade the stouts into cool clone dwarves.
 Getter404: They basically look like Starcraft Terrans and I love it
Duwani1: THey have AI and all the plasma in the world
goombalax: @Toxxick the Farsight Enclave got freed from the influence of the ethereals but they still function in castes, their race is genetically designed into the roles
Duwani1: they melt everything
 Fruan: I have literally never figured out how to get rid of those.
 MatthewDennisMTG: sliiide to the left, sliiiide to the right, criss-cross! everybody close your tabs    
Ivalenz_: Cool technology.
ThatPoorSod: I also like the squats since they feel like they are a reflection of what humanity could have been
 itira: Reminds me of explaining tech to my mom 
Spades_Slicc: Apple products are as user friendly as the kill team rules
 ShaneLeeAtk: He said the thing!
 Getter404: Yeah, the Votann realized the Mechanicus are a bunch of nutjobs and have spend the past 15k years actually upgrading their stuff instead of letting it rot
 Yolysses: They largely are, but what you just dealt with right there is LITERALLY been my struggle with iPad for 10 yrs lol
EricTheOrange: @Getter404 right squats not stouts.  I only heard they used to be in the game second hand
micalovits: Can... Can he? I thought the lights gave cover
 dumbo3k: @micalovits the lights being off does something with reetaining defense dice or something
 Getter404: The weird part is that there are STILL Squats. Kind of. Now "Squats" are Necromunda only and are a group of Votann who got cut off from the main fleet a few millenia ago, so they're kind of scraping by instead of getting the GOOD tech.
micalovits: Yea, lights being off gives you cover when you are more than 3 away
 itira: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
MWGNZ:  stev
 Dog_of_Myth: Sounds like an ex-stev
 Thane1607: 
 Koshindan: Now they're Stev with a Bunch of Bullet Holes.
Dhad094: Not Styv!
MWGNZ: o7 stev with a y
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Despoiler98:     noooooo not Stev with a Y
goombalax: the concealed stevs can't be shot at with the lights off from 3 inches away
goombalax: they're in cover
 Dog_of_Myth: Styv lives
MWGNZ: stev lives 
 pn55:  
micalovits: Ahhh, no! My eyes!
Despoiler98:    STYV is alive!
Sudobyte: Stev with a why not
 itira: hisssss
 couchboyj: Stev Lives!  A Stev Story
EricTheOrange: not styv, it's "stev with a y"
 RaginCaucaJhin: At this point Stev is just Squee with how much he's lived and died 1000
micalovits: Rave time bby
Despoiler98:   back in the shadows
 DeM0nFiRe: Do you think electricity grows on trees?
Dhad094: The system is down
 TheNerdWonder: the space hulk is down. the space hulk is down
Spades_Slicc: @Dhad094 Is the system *of* a down?
Spades_Slicc: Mr. President there was a second Grot
micalovits: I mean, ben IS down with the sickness
micalovits: Wait no, thats disturbed... Damnit
 pn55: Ba dum tish!
 Getter404: The Death Guar is going to start swinging his arms like THIS, and if you get hit, well...
GegitRest: Yes
El_Funko: Yes you can only take one Overwatch shot per turn per model
ThatPoorSod: yes guard uses your overwatch
Lithobraker: Motel Death Guard: papa nurgle will leave the light on for you
 Getter404: Isn't there a Litany of Stealth or something in the Uplifting Primer?
 TheNerdWonder: waiting for jacob's team to convince themselves that they can see in the dark
 RaginCaucaJhin: @Lithobraker Does that make the Eldar the Oriental?
goombalax: so intense
goombalax: the lighting thing was genius
 KharadBanar: the diorama has working doors!?
micalovits: You can still overwatch, then you just can't do the guard overwatch shot later
goombalax: that reminds me I have to repair mine from last week when it got yanked apart
 comrade_cards: Would it make sense to mirror this camera? To keep left and right the same?
goombalax: once per interrupt
Spades_Slicc: @comrade_cards The perspective puzzle is good enrichment for twitch chatters
 James_the_Dabbler: Ork becomes red mist, more at 10
 comrade_cards: @spades_slicc "the triangle goes in the... square hole! Correct!"
 saucemaster5000: been digging the very chill sci fi music that sounds like a point and click lucasarts soundtrack
   LoadingReadyRun: @comrade_cards I tried to do that, but rotating the angled shot looks very weird
 couchboyj: 
goombalax: you retain 1 die
 RaginCaucaJhin: @LoadingReadyRun Loving the camera angles!
   LoadingReadyRun: @RaginCaucaJhin thanks!
micalovits: Did you remember the -1 for overwatch?
ThatPoorSod: so stev took 3
goombalax: he's gaming out of his mind!
ThatPoorSod: Steve so smart
ThatPoorSod: *stev
 Easilycrazyhat: He's actively gaming!
micalovits: Time for big boom 
goombalax: lethal 5+
micalovits: And did Jacob have the daka daka thing?
EricTheOrange: Stev, short for stevn.
ThatPoorSod: the deathguard also got that roll dice not to take wounds
Chesul: Dakka Jacob, you get a normal hit too.
 Fruan: Is Boom really Dakka? A question for the philosophers.
micalovits: Boom is 100% Dakka, its just slightly bigger Dakka
 SK__Ren: @Fruan Its a very deep bass
GegitRest: The target also gets splashed i think?
GegitRest: The original one
ThatPoorSod: Nurgle bois are gross
 James_the_Dabbler: Not so great at sneaking, as they are dummy thicc
goombalax: Grots are notoriously bad at sneaking because of their thiccness. Google Thicc Goblin to learn more
 zladcommathe: @goombalax fool me once...
 James_the_Dabbler: @goombalax Nice try, you can't Thicc Goblin me!
Mythallian: MOAR DAKKA
 A_Dub888: !findquote dakka
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 zladcommathe: I just gotta say I love how both of you have nice nails
ThatPoorSod: protect assets also counts for tokens/objectives held, like a stev holding a battery
 BloodnBullets: Doesn't jacob have a whole pile of gretchins? Doesn't bode well for that second one...
 trainpants: I like the idea of painting my nails, but between biting them and rock climbing, they would get destroyed immediately
 jackulhaups: Love you both and the game and afk but the chewing is brutal yall!
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 saucemaster5000: The Flock of Seagulls approves of Jacob's running away
ThatPoorSod: Stev brain too big
 pn55: 
 pn55: Fancy seeing you here!
micalovits: Go Stexv!, go! We believe in you!
 RaginCaucaJhin: No STXVV
Despoiler98: hhhhhhmmmm who asked?
 cmdrelk: 
 korvys: Sucks to suck, I guess
ThatPoorSod: Rip Mrx. Stexv
 RaginCaucaJhin: NO Stev the 10th!!
 BloodnBullets: I thought all the stevs were family
 korvys: Oh, I figured it was Xtev
Despoiler98:     nooooooo Stevx
micalovits: Its probably spelld "Stev with an x"
ThatPoorSod: finding targets by muzzle flash
   LoadingReadyRun: ya, I'm pretty sure Stev with an x hasn't established if the x is actually in the name. And now we can't ask him
 pn55: Run it back
Sudobyte: Could be stev with an ex. Relationship issues grot
 korvys: Sxev (the t fell over)
ThatPoorSod: It could also be an initial for a last name. We need to ask Jacob for the deep Stev lore
 korvys: What's the wording on "Just a scratch"? Is it all damage, or just one dice
 pn55: The points are there to be used. They'd go to waste otherwise.
micalovits: One dice, but onle 1 crit went through
 korvys: Ah, yeah
 pn55: Nice!
LeopardaoSnow: isn't that 3 crits cause it's lethal 5
 korvys: 
micalovits: Ben... That is NOT okay
NezumiiroK: 
ThatPoorSod: it is in the name
 Rhynerd: Lives up to the name
ThatPoorSod: and that was a well above average
El_Funko: 1hp gang
 Koshindan: 
 Rhynerd: I remember many a time I failed to wipe a squad because of disgustingly resilient
 pn55: 1 is not 0!
 RaginCaucaJhin: Rammus has entered the chat
 pn55: You're both doing great! 
 Lord_Hosk: What about the 1 HP of damage that it does because of rule 874 on page 496 of rulebook 14?
NezumiiroK: We're not here 
 saucemaster5000: "wait, did the commander just call me mister I'm almost dead?"
 korvys: That only applies if your name is Lord_Host
 korvys: *k
ThatPoorSod: deathguard can not be injured
 pn55: Death guard don't get "injured"
ThatPoorSod: it is part of disgustingly resilient
 pn55: So you got 2 hits on that second roll
 couchboyj: Mister I'm-Almost-Dead describes all plague marines, I think, even those at full health.  That's how papa likes 'em.
micalovits: First one was also two hits I think
 Lord_Hosk: check the tape!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
NezumiiroK: Hahaha
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 saucemaster5000: Nah, just buy a new one each time
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 Koshindan: Or how about more kill teams?
 HasturTheYellow: Oh hell yeah, I got here just in time
ThatPoorSod: deathguard also has a lot of nonsense
El_Funko: the trick is to paint multiple teams but only play one at a time
 HasturTheYellow: By just in time, I mean not at the end of the stream
PadawanTK16: but ben that legionary kill team looks sick as hell
LeopardaoSnow: I'm pretty sure those banners would crush the models
NezumiiroK: Why many kill team when few do job?
El_Funko: I would love that
Sudobyte: As someone with more kill teams than actual games of kill team played, I agree, new team each month
ThatPoorSod: get em Stevs
GirlPainting: or doit like me....paint over 10 entire armys of 40k and AOS and never play ^^
ThatPoorSod: got em on splash
 hold_no_carter: Instructions unclear. Commander decks covered in paint
goombalax: the dakka hits are just normal
 HasturTheYellow: @hold_no_carter That's just Alters, which can also be fantastic
LeopardaoSnow: 3 crits, 2 normal hits
NezumiiroK: 
citizen_pain: 'ere we go
GirlPainting: 
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 Pharmacistjudge: yes?
KeytarCat: I forgot it was Killteam!  Woo!
 saucemaster5000: good thing orks are quick to believe what they hear
LeopardaoSnow: was this the game that you can not shoot if engaged in melee?
goombalax: the roaches scatter
 BloodnBullets: @goombalax grots are basically roaches right?
NezumiiroK: 
ThatPoorSod: overcharge, leave behind smoking Stev boots
 Fruan: super charge against a grot?!
 Getter404: The plasma charge will do more damage to the Guard than the Grot
goombalax: you got resilience, you'll be fine
 saucemaster5000: sometimes you just gotta step on an ant
 Raincoast_Bear: Only Cops can shoot into melee at the moment.
LeopardaoSnow: that grot didn't even leave a corpse
ThatPoorSod: Sadly ap2 and 4 hits even kills a space marine
 Kramburger: Jacob slipped a bit into Southern Belle when he said "Well..."
Grimpo96: Woof, that’s a lot of damage!
ThatPoorSod: Stev didn't have a chance
 Fruan: The grot disappears in a wisp of ash and smoke, and the battery falls to the grounds completely unharmed.
goombalax: the kroot have a bonkers gun that has AP 2 and fires 6 shots, it just melts everything
ThatPoorSod: Ah the skinner
 Kramburger: Not Stev!
goombalax: the model is ignored if it has a conceal order or if its wounds is 5 or less
goombalax: yeah the intervening model
 Fruan: Wait... shooting through someone makes the plasma gun safer somehow.
ThatPoorSod: malicious volleys only works on bolt guns
 Kramburger: Shadows Over 'ims-mouth
noSmokeFire: that boi just forgot he was ded
 pn55: As fun as it would be, double shooting plasma guns would be messed up 
Zu_o: There's still a shadow of that unit on the wall, but it's just the outline because he got missed
KeytarCat: Saw the sniper's eye in the scope
 Kramburger: Who amongst us hasn't forgotten that we died
Grimpo96: The Orkz didn’t see the shot, so they believe it didn’t happen
 Kramburger: Stand in the place that you burn
KeytarCat: @Kramburger Now face hell
goombalax: face the god-emperor and walk backwards into the warp
micalovits: Wait, did ben not save anything?
 Kramburger: @KeytarCat Think about The Warp
Grimpo96: But more damage means more chances to save
goombalax: 
 pn55: Rokkits are pretty effective it seems.
KeytarCat: The dice followed their natural distribution!
micalovits: Big Dakka is good Dakka
ThatPoorSod: I count failures when I roll disgusting resilient cause that is how many wounds I lose
goombalax: I played against an ork player who brought a bunch of flamers, those things are brutal
 pn55: Yea, I love to radioactive paint scheme on theese marines!
 CommanderPulsar: Oh hey! it's nice to see Da Boyz bringin' da Dakka. Nail color on point as well, gentlefolk!
 MajorFrostbyte: I agree. Ben's minis are fabulous
El_Funko: yeah I love how vibrant and toxic they look
micalovits: Everything on tstream is fabulous
ThatPoorSod: yeah, deathguard say the lights stay on
 Getter404: Sgev nooooooo
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   LoadingReadyRun: gStev?
 BloodnBullets: ToS
goombalax: Stgv?
KeytarCat: Stgev
 saucemaster5000: Some people have trouble finding the G-Stev
 comrade_cards: Clock = grotted
 couchboyj: It's Grot o'clock, do you know what your snotlings are watching?
 Kramburger: All we know is he's called the Stevg
 Getter404: @LoadingReadyRun I hear if you use the G-Stev promo code you get a free tumbler and 2 packs of Alpha Legion Berry Blast
KeytarCat: Oh, what do the lights do?
micalovits: When they are off, everything in the center room is in cover basicly
KeytarCat: @micalovits tyty 
EricTheOrange: wait why are bens guys licking batterys as well?
 Getter404: You try telling a Nurgle cultist not to lick things
micalovits: Imitating Grots might not be the smartest choice
 saucemaster5000: when in doubt, lick everything in the warhammerverse
 Koshindan: I just assume Nurgle followers lick everything to get their germs on them.
Grimpo96: They like the corrosion
KeytarCat: !point
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 Pharmacistjudge: why are there no underwatch shot?
 saucemaster5000: there is, but it's a secret
 Mathonwy: Got a laser in the eye. Mur.
Ivalenz_: "Accident"
 itira: yikers
 Mattmitchell45: That's a hell of a special action
Delalelilolu: how immersive
 James_the_Dabbler: It's Warhammer in real life!
 DeM0nFiRe: Come on Ben, use pocket sand like an honorable competiro
 Mazrae: Bring in some sun glasses next time Jacob
 Fruan: These batteries hardly seem worth it.
 saucemaster5000: seems like this has been a hell of a good fight
micalovits: I hear Ben has a team with only 4 guys
 NotCainNorAbel: seems fair
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 James_the_Dabbler: Uh-oh, Ben might be turning this around
 Raincoast_Bear:    Go Orks!
   LoadingReadyRun: @James_the_Dabbler *turning* it around at this *point* you might say?
 James_the_Dabbler: @James_the_Dabbler I would say that 
goombalax: I see what you did there
 saucemaster5000: Something very funny about the orks outsmarting anyone
 Raincoast_Bear:   is Cunnin' !
BalthusHomewood: oh boy! My $ is on the Orks
 trainpants: is dong the bong akin to dingle the bingle?
goombalax: game's getting close for sure
BalthusHomewood: Going Full Grot-tle
citizen_pain: @saucemaster5000 Could happen if they collectively decide they're smart now
 anyavamps: Oooo Kill team!
 Mazrae: Missed when they started licking batteries but are they 9v
KeytarCat: Do individual orks die in a meaningful way?
ThatPoorSod: nurgle is sick and gross
   LoadingReadyRun: @Mazrae probably substantially more then 9v
ThatPoorSod: charge fight pickup
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Grimpo96: Music seems familiar, is it from that one zombie game?
ThatPoorSod: awoof
 James_the_Dabbler: Ohhhh
 Raincoast_Bear: The goblins used to eat a special brain fungus and were the smart ones. But the Orks ate all the brain fungus and It didn't work on most of them.
Applecrisp: love the background music
   LoadingReadyRun: observing the dice changes the outcome
 pn55: I mean, if you had crit it would have been enough, so it was worth a try.
 BloodnBullets: A Bomb?! thats a dangerous animal isnt it?!
Grimpo96: Always worth a shot
Grimpo96: I thought it was movement plus two?
Grimpo96: Right, injuries
ThatPoorSod: orks can't shoot, but they can krump real good
 James_the_Dabbler: Man I felt that damage in my bones
El_Funko: biggest ork, biggest choppa, makes sense
Grimpo96: Mork has blessed this ork
 Koshindan: 
 pn55: 1 is not 0!
micalovits: Almost went splat
KeytarCat: @pn55 Wait a minute...
 rosesmcgee: beauty part about the orks is they don't know 0 is 0
 pn55: @pn55 I did the math. I think that's correct! 
micalovits: Run away!
 pn55: And at least Death Guard don't get injured, so 1 is good enough on your turn.
Grimpo96: Papa Nurgle blesses his boys with the best plagued
   LoadingReadyRun: such carnage over some batteries
 Raincoast_Bear: Harbulary Batteries.
 saucemaster5000: This was known as the Radio Shack Massacre
 rosesmcgee: This makes what happened to the Target kids look tame by comparison
 Raincoast_Bear:    !
Grimpo96: “I’m tired grandpa”
KeytarCat: @saucemaster5000 R-Radio Shackacre
goombalax: whoever loses this fight still gets batteries but they are the discount walmart brand
micalovits: Only died very much, instead of very very much!
goombalax: splash is circle, the number is the damage
 saucemaster5000: With that one angle and the lighting and music, I glanced at my monitor and thought I was looking at a strategy game from the late 90s. Very Shadowrun.
 Mazrae: 5 up super cup?
KeytarCat: POUNDED in the A** by a ROKKIT
goombalax: None dice with left teef
micalovits: Remember the -1 from overwatch
micalovits: Fair fair
ThatPoorSod: ha huberus
 RaginCaucaJhin: @ThatPoorSod Oh no.. heaven forbid that the DEATH GUARD suffer a minor flesh wound
 Raincoast_Bear: not goes up
 I_Am_Clockwork: 3000 Happy Killteam Day!
goombalax: love it when you call me Big Choppa
 Raincoast_Bear:   -er 40k!
ThatPoorSod: @ragincaucajhin  I call rolling the disgustingly resilient on hot "seeing how much I owe on the huberus tax"
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 MaladyDark: Dakka Dakka Dakka
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 pn55: The back and forth in this game was great!
 Raincoast_Bear: Does Ben have 3? One's unattended on the floor?
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
ThatPoorSod: Jacob played so well
 saucemaster5000: Excellent brawl
 pn55: You both did so well! 
 I_Am_Clockwork: Waaaaaaagh!
 Dog_of_Myth: Good game from both players
 Raincoast_Bear: Great game! Gretchin actually performed alright.  
roseofloki: GGWP lads
 saucemaster5000: Rockets belong in space ipso facto
LeopardaoSnow: it's fine, after all rockets kill people not walls.
 pn55: Friendship wins!  
 comrade_cards: The real space hulk was the friends we made along the way
gonzerus: no one wins in the grimdark future, everyone loses.
 Fruan: mournful elephant noises
El_Funko: yaaay
 Raincoast_Bear: Only one month umtil next Kill Team....
 GhostValv: o7
 anyavamps:  
El_Funko: what a great time, until next time
 Athelgar: Get the Simic Slaw
 Fruan: More of those glistening cards... it's probably nothing.
El_Funko: I'll actually only be there for the first 4 hours, then I'm going to my first live Kill Team event!
El_Funko: I'm gonna try to win best painted team
   LoadingReadyRun: @El_Funko nice!
 SoaringDragon42: LOL, I can't wait until it gets really confusing.
goombalax: always a goot KillTime
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 The_Color_Twelve: was a fun time
 pn55:   
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
 Phailhammer: cya 
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 GhostValv: o7
 I_Am_Clockwork: Take care! Thanks for the stream!
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
 pn55: 
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
 DeM0nFiRe: Perfect
 Fruan: Bartleby, no!
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh that cheeky Stev
KWardJenx: Thank you
 Fruan: Hmm. Is Bartleby a squig?
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