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Seth_Erickson: well well well if it isn't the ONE Adam.
TehAmelie: the ONE and only
Wiliart: One Adam to rule them and in Chatness bind them.
Verrain2: Yay MTG
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Was at a pub quiz last night. One of the questions was to point at the referee's gesture for a touchdown. My knowledge of a certain popular emote around here came in handy. 
BusTed:
TehAmelie: ahoy
Flyingdelorion: Hello Adam
MegaDosX: All Will Be One (streamer)
Seth_Erickson: You know I didn't realize my deodorant "favored the bold" and now I'm wondering if I'm even getting max value out of this stick of deodorant.
Verrain2: Hey Adam!
onekitchenknife: hi adam!
MegaDosX: They do?!?
Juliamon: Language
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BusTed: Yeah I think those were just recently patched in
Seth_Erickson: Damn wonder who invented that.
Dromos_GHG: Learning!
Babcom:
HI Adam! 
rosesmcgee: Now don't burn the shit out of your mouth
thejadedthief: Hello Adam!
spawnofhastur: I would advise using those things especially when steaming milk.
lilmissmousy: Hi Adam!
thatguysteve2709: Advancement a magical thing
odium_chlorite: well well well, if it isn't the smartest man alive himself
Seth_Erickson: good bit of coding that there handle is
collectangels: Hi Adam
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lirazel64: Adam is mugging for the camera
MegaDosX: @lirazel64 Boo.
Juliamon: !patreon
laundreydhull: Ayyyyy, highs.
spawnofhastur: You're looking good today, Adam, your beard is on point.
Seth_Erickson: It's something
MegaDosX: Is it still the auto tapper button?
Juliamon: I don't think it's autotapper anymore
v_nome: That's suspicious
MegaDosX: @Juliamon Neat!
thejadedthief: I think the button is "The power level of my deck is YES"
Gooseblast: A whole kingdom of cards
laundreydhull: Jamas! J a m a s . . . .
MegaDosX: We'll have to ask Graham when he gets here if he knows what the button is
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orzhovpraetor: Is it the same button with Card Kingdom?
collectangels: I can't complain, since I never ordered from them! [insertCleverMeme]
JaymicUnyielding: I would like to complain that i have nothing to complain about.
MegaDosX: Oh no, what an imposition, we're stuck with Adam, oh dear
Robot_Bones: Grahamual and Dave
TheMandrew: We're not stuck in here with you, you're stuck in here with US!
Babcom:
I like being stuck with Adam.
laundreydhull:
Wiliart: We're not stuck here with you Adam. We have the pleasure to be here with you.
Seth_Erickson: Will we becomding ONE today
Trahas: Did you see you can set your favorite land finally?
dankmemeter: What if I'm an ounce fan?
onekitchenknife: more like adam is stuck with us
rosesmcgee:
Adam? I thought this was James. I'm out. 
thraximore: I had one or two orders where they took a while to process it, but I think that was pre-union
spawnofhastur: I haven't drafted a non-cube set in actual factual years.
thatguysteve2709: Do it
BusTed: time for uhhh... more ONE
JaymicUnyielding: Adam is 100% the best co-host on twitch
LadyLockwood92: I'm also an Adam Enjoyer.
tomnar:
I mean... who isn't a Graham-fan?! 
spawnofhastur: i tried running on a pole once. i fell off.
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laundreydhull: Draft uhhhhhh......... ONE More?!
MegaDosX: That feels backhanded somehow >_>
Seth_Erickson: not really
Trahas: co-host implies another host, while host doesn't
TalpTheScot:
LadyLockwood92: For some reason my browser has decided to log me out of everything...and my t key doesn't seem to be working everytime.
thegiftedgrifter: Lets gooooo
MegaDosX: You can do it!
Spades_Slicc: Best CoHost sounds like a "face made for radio type joke"
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Gooseblast:
Yes, one has the word "co" in front of it 
Trahas: so you can be a solo host, but not a solo co-host
Brozard: big spoon little spoon?
thegiftedgrifter: Glhf
MegaDosX: P1P1 Elesh Norn let's go
JaymicUnyielding: Wait, that did sound backhanded. Didn't mean it that way!
thatguysteve2709: Yes one has the prefix "Co"
thraximore: two and three drops are important, or so I am told
spawnofhastur: my favourite thing about ONE is all the teeth.
Seth_Erickson:
We didn't want to save a basic land as our favorite first
shockcycle: is co-host like a supporting actor?
MegaDosX: Yeah that feels eh in limited
laundreydhull: That would hurt, I can't say I've hit a pole more than once(...?)
thatguysteve2709: Egg
Seth_Erickson: It can be fine situationally
LijahHart: Fresh adam draft? heck yeah
MegaDosX: Voidwing's good, Skullbomb is good, Dose is good
Seth_Erickson: I'd not want it in bo1
thraximore: spellbomb?
Spades_Slicc:
How can it be unplayable it isn't blue
tomnar:
Force mono-win
Earthenone: the blue claustiphobia seems good?
Gascitygaming: i like mantis
Seth_Erickson: Voidwing 👀
MahJunior17: Aspirant?
lamina5432: All the uncommon are good
laundreydhull: The red twilight can yeet op's mites though.
MegaDosX: Skullbomb commits you the least
xerjen: Wow, that is a stinky pack
MegaDosX: This pack is pretty mediocre tbh
thatguysteve2709: Skull bomb is best
spawnofhastur: i really love the art design for ONE. But especially all the teeth
couchboyj: Force Gruul Oil unless you open bombs seems to be the idea
MegaDosX: It's functionally a blue card but you can run it in non blue
LijahHart: You hear the sound of wheeler whispering in your ear. "Eggggg"
TikiTrekkie: The troll can really hurt people.
MegaDosX: Oh look another unplayable rare in limited
JaymicUnyielding: I just meant you make every stream so much better by being here! : )
Seth_Erickson: Anoint? Snare isn't so bad either.
matthaus_c: does nothing but looks real pretty
thraximore: there's lots of blue so far
laundreydhull: Rare is barely a mite token hoser
MegaDosX: You've got some removal options at least
thatguysteve2709: Wow these packs are not great off the top
Orxolon: i like annoint
Juliamon: At least we aren't the only one that opened a stink pack
Wicket01: Planar disruption is good
Seth_Erickson: Think it needs to be anoint
MegaDosX: I mean either
Electrodyne: What's meniss
matthaus_c: if we take Disruption, we cut White
Wicket01: Anoint is very good as well
thraximore: oh yeah, cut white
Electrodyne: You mean men-a-chay?
thatguysteve2709: Go white
MegaDosX: Either are good tbh
laundreydhull: Locus? Where!? Hello!? MOM!?
Trahas: there are a lot of playable 3 drops in this format though
Seth_Erickson: this is a fast format anoint hits almost everything you'll need it to hit
matthaus_c: oh cutting is upside
wandering_t: I think anoint is the better card but white is the better color for sure
MegaDosX: Da bird
matthaus_c: we do care, it means we can see more White in Pack 2
lamina5432: Blue white artifacts is a thing
spawnofhastur: Woo! Teeth!
Seth_Erickson: most of the 2 drops in any color are good.
Wicket01: I like Justicar
thraximore: teeeeeeeeth
TiagoToledo: Teethy
TikiTrekkie: You are not only. The justicar is nice.
thatguysteve2709: It's quick and functioal
RoastedGravy: Seems dece?
Seth_Erickson: The synthesizer is good too
Wicket01: Holds equipment well
RoastedGravy: Like, it seems like it'd work better with more artifact synergies.
LijahHart: I like it. 2/1 lifelink swings life totals
MegaDosX: And mites are artifacts so they make it bigger
couchboyj: WB artifacts is good but really needs a cephlopod or three
thraximore: I agree
thraximore:
laundreydhull: It ought to go the distance. Never played that 2/1
matthaus_c: streamer show ego
onekitchenknife: you're doing great, adam!
Lord_Hosk: You should run 14 lands
thatguysteve2709: Yes
spawnofhastur: i approve of more teeth
matthaus_c: I like 1st Attendant more than 2nd Mandible
Wicket01: Attendent is better
Seth_Erickson: I think a serum snare would be fine here as well
onekitchenknife: more chips for the ego machine!
pipshardfour: They work great together
TikiTrekkie: More teeth!
Earthenone: mono white justicar turbo?
Spades_Slicc: Ooh it's mandible time
Lord_Hosk: its all 2 drops right?
laundreydhull: I mean, I don't trust my ego
pipshardfour: Justiciar does work
Wicket01: You will easily pick up a second justicar later
Seth_Erickson: this format cares a lot about 2 drops
LijahHart: it makes a mite that buffs the lifelinker
RoastedGravy: I don't like taking extra copies in drafts.
spawnofhastur: It mite wheel, it mite not.
Spades_Slicc: Silly Adam, One More is a different stream
RoastedGravy: But the Veil!
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Wicket01: Veil is pretty decent
pipshardfour: No you want as many as you can get your filthy hands on!
Wicket01: Charge is better
LijahHart: mono white artifacts?
Wicket01: Charge is more flexible
RoastedGravy: Do you splash red?
wandering_t: slash is better I think, but you are solidly white
RoastedGravy: Do it.
matthaus_c: we love a kitty
RoastedGravy: Bant goodstuff
Wicket01: Prowler is great
MagicSeeker1: If we are going to play an artifact strategy, we might want to keep an eye open for the myr kimsmiths.
Nydestroyer: aww, simic linings alstar
Seth_Erickson: prowler makes good beats the turn after a justiciar
pipshardfour: Because you have justiciars charge is better
Skajetolaf: Oh ah some Malcatoring
MegaDosX: Vorinclex really doesn't know what a bird is does he?
laundreydhull: Fluctuate ur charges sir.
Wicket01: I like second prowler
LijahHart: Egg. Egg. Egg.
couchboyj: Eye
spawnofhastur: teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth
lamina5432: Eye is really good
Earthenone:
prowers trigger justicars right? 
RoastedGravy: Eye seems neat
ALEISmALPTO: hey man, how are you?
RoastedGravy: Adam with the big thinkies
Wicket01: There is your veil
pipshardfour: Oh man if it’s open white blue artifacts is insane
RoastedGravy:
TWO Veils.
ALEISmALPTO: i know what you mean
Caffine1138: oof. All hail the juice of the holy bean then.
LadyLockwood92: Yeah...that sounds about right for Editing.
Wicket01: Watcher is awesome
RoastedGravy: I love Malcator's Watcher.
RokuNalaar: @Lord_Hosk Always has been
pipshardfour: You always want the two drop
Skajetolaf: This pack stinks for you
Genasi_Gaming: experiment could be good
RoastedGravy: JESKAI! JESKAI! *slams table*
Diabore: wow, thats an unfortunate open
QuantumTwitch: Pivit to redwhite
Skajetolaf: But is juicy for any mono red player
Wicket01: I mean...there is a planeswalker
couchboyj: You really want the uncommon, yeah
spawnofhastur: why is flensing raptor a bird? birds don't have teeth.
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Diabore: koth and the best green combat trick
pipshardfour: Raptor?
thraximore:
@spawnofhastur some do
ghizmou: oh wow, koth is 1 pack too late
Juliamon: Some birds have teeth
Wicket01: But, but, Koth...
BusTed: let's go birds
MegaDosX: You tell Elesh Norn that
korvys:
Get flensed, idiot 
RoastedGravy: Some birds have teeth, yeah.
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elkae: Go birds??
Genasi_Gaming: im a bird I have teeth
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RoastedGravy: Chickens have an inactive gene that gives them teeth.
oldsport77: If I only could id bring it up with god
Skajetolaf: Planar is great
Diabore: i dont hate injector
LadyLockwood92: Yeah, in fairness. Some birds *do* have teeth.
couchboyj: Arms don't have teeth, either, but here we are
vrulg: dinosaurs are birds, and dinosaurs had teeth.
Lord_Hosk: birb
flowerseses: it is pyhrexia. everything gets teeth. even teeth get teeth
sporkraptor: birds used to have teeth
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RoastedGravy: THE BATTLE-CHAIR
elkae: @lord_hosk How is the new pupper?
MegaDosX: Basilica?
RoastedGravy: I fucking love the Battle-Chair.
Skajetolaf: Helm is okay
Lord_Hosk: Pupperific thanks for asking
elkae:
Seth_Erickson: The 2/5 isn't horrible
Skajetolaf: Yeah that's fair
RoastedGravy: I'd take the combat trick?
pipshardfour: Helm
rosesmcgee: are we grabbing every Watcher and building the stupid eye deck?
Seth_Erickson: Like the Watcher
Skajetolaf: In this economy?!
Seth_Erickson: I think the creature is better than prism
Wicket01: Second watcher is good
Seth_Erickson: it's an artifact too
spawnofhastur: vat of rebirth is a card i want to try to make work in constructed
pipshardfour: Watcher
TrueNateNemesis: first prism lets you splash your p3p1 bomb
MegaDosX:
People know what they want I guess
Wicket01: Watcher helps with artifact synergizes
LijahHart: more teeth!
Seth_Erickson: We're bringing the Justiciars
Genasi_Gaming: mandible justiucars get better the more you have
couchboyj: Two drop artifact creatures should be hard to argue with in your deck
MegaDosX: UW aggro let's go
thegiftedgrifter: Flash cat!
Seth_Erickson: second disruption yeah
pipshardfour: Yes we want like at least 5
Skajetolaf: 3rd
wandering_t: I've definitely been run over by UW artifact aggro in this set
matthaus_c: we're UW Control where's our Teferi
spawnofhastur: bite their faces off
sporkraptor: there's always room for more cats
Genasi_Gaming: NOTHING ABOVE A 3 DROP
rosesmcgee: Get all the Eyes of Malacator and any cheap arifacts and slam?
thraximore: I would've taken the threat but it could go either way
couchboyj: Need the two three that makes an artifact a 4/4
RoastedGravy: It'd just be a 2/5 for 4.
Wicket01: Second charge is good
wandering_t: charge is good- instant speed eye of malcator activation too
MegaDosX:
What we want is P3P1 Unctus, I think
Seth_Erickson: I suppose the skullbomb
pipshardfour: It’s Gucci
Genasi_Gaming: using charge as a justicar or veil combat trick blows people out
Seth_Erickson: skullbomb at the very least is a cheap artifact to cantrip with
RoastedGravy: Fisher might be okay…?
pipshardfour: Helm
MegaDosX: Sinew Dancer is bad outside of toxic decks unfortunately
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MegaDosX: Oh wow we've had bad luck with rares in packs
Diabore: oh onslaught is great for us
Wicket01: Jailer is junk
korvys: Onslaught, sweet
MegaDosX: Also hi raiders!
TrueNateNemesis: stone nothing
Genasi_Gaming: onslaught seems neat
Seth_Erickson: Enforcer is a fine 4 drop for us
matthaus_c: Jailer does nothing and we love him for it
RoastedGravy: I'd take the Onslaught.
Seth_Erickson: I like either of those 2 cards here
thejadedthief: Greetings raiders!
laundreydhull: Affinity?
Wicket01: Onslaught for sure
Diabore: thats a 3 or 2 drop likely
Genasi_Gaming: i think you whell the 4 drop
TheOtherTrevor: you wheel the 2/4
Seth_Erickson: Helm is a creature though
MegaDosX: Helm makes a creature so it's sorta a creature?
Wicket01: You will wheel the enforcer
spawnofhastur: are the mites cowards because they can't block warriors?
RoastedGravy: So much TEETH
Wicket01: Yes! Moar Justicars!
MegaDosX: Yes
Genasi_Gaming: they are really good
Diabore: 4 mandibles? its more likely than you think
SergeYager: meeeeeeeee
Night_xD: justi car
Woogachaka: Brew crew!
MegaDosX: Oh shit Archfiend
Pharmacistjudge: Brew Crew, Serge Raid
Seth_Erickson: I say Just eh sar
MegaDosX: Too bad we can't ru nit
MegaDosX: run it*
couchboyj: Just ih car
MegaDosX: Retrofitter is great for this deck
enbymage: it's a made up word so don't let anyone tell you how to pronounce it right
LijahHart: justicar's no priest, but he'll do.
laundreydhull:
scuba_antney: We would never
Pharmacistjudge: nah, he said to be nice to Adam
RoastedGravy: Serge asks for the impossible.
Diabore: all words are made up
elkae:
sporkraptor: all words are made up XD
spawnofhastur: Serge coming to a ONE draft is perfect because TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH
MegaDosX: Justiciar is actually a real word
Seth_Erickson: I think it's the bomb
Wolfstrike_NL: Probally not, he wasn't raiding his boss this time
Skajetolaf: Big stinkers for sure
RoastedGravy: Vanish seems bad.
sporkraptor: going into the word mines to carve out some all-natural words
LurkerSpine: Vanish is at least removal
RoastedGravy: Like, I tried using it in my first draft of ONE.
Seth_Erickson: I like an ascent
RoastedGravy: And it didn't do much.
Nydestroyer: When I was younger I was always wondering what happens when people make up a new word, I thought other languages had to have an emergency meeting to make up their own version
TehAmelie: even onomatopoeia is made up
MegaDosX: Expanse? >_>
ghizmou: really wish font was playable
DudelidouX: my current draft is mill with proliferate kinda fun.
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pipshardfour: Need creatures?
Seth_Erickson: we're aggressive why wouldn't we want the combat trick with evasion
Skajetolaf: You might even be a bit high on the removal for how aggressive this deck can be
LijahHart: I look forward to the day adam drafts 6x font and a pile of proliferation
Genasi_Gaming: seeee
RoastedGravy:
incredulouspasserby: I’ve done the font of progress deck. UB lockdown with a Kaito and proliferate. 4 mill wins.
Genasi_Gaming: I am a genius
TheAinMAP:
RoastedGravy: Aww, thank you!
thraximore:
Diabore: maybe not funny
LadyLockwood92: Aww, thank you.
Woogachaka: dawww
couchboyj: Aw shucksidaises
ghizmou: is this reverse day?
Sandeon: also tired
elkae: I feel very affirmed
MegaDosX: Holy shit
Nydestroyer: @LijahHart I did that in blue red so I had 3 of those uncomon red things that add oil counters
Nydestroyer: it was fun
RoastedGravy:
You're handsome too!
TrueNateNemesis: we're also gullible and susceptible to flattery
Robot_Bones:
Seth_Erickson: I think it is actually good
thegiftedgrifter: This seems a lil silly
Marcanius: Adam, blink twice if you're under duress
dweebert91: Whats going on here? What do you want?
Juliamon: Funny is the goal for this stream
jaimeblacken: no uncommon flier yet?
laundreydhull:
That was a wild guess, Srr butt Kay
MegaDosX: !card duress
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
Seth_Erickson: this is a low to the ground aggressive format and we have many 2 drops
CataclysmicReverb: I am none of those more than you.
Nydestroyer: Do red blue oil mill, its fun
djalternative: that day could be today on the second draft, Adam.
Nydestroyer: really bad
MegaDosX:
I don't think Duress is in this set
Nydestroyer: but fun
Pharmacistjudge: Adam is not currently in a game. he not a valid target for Duress.
ghizmou: 3 eyes is a good sign
RoastedGravy: Noice
couchboyj: Two cephlopods would make the deck a banger, is OK as is
Skajetolaf: Oooh baby
Gooseblast: Gaming
Juliamon: Everything's coming up Milhouse!
LijahHart: never punished
Wicket01: I don't think that shepherd is aggressive enough for us, I would cut it
Seth_Erickson: I don't think you play the terramorphic in this deck
MegaDosX: And only six cuts
Kelderan: Any major changes in Alchemy to know if you're just experienced with normal?
BrowneePoints: Adam quick, Pack 1 Pick 1 which Fellowship of the Ring member do you grab. (Gandalf is off limits)
RoastedGravy: Maybe 2?
MegaDosX: You need to cut noncreature stuff tbh
RoastedGravy: I'd get rid of a Justiciar.
Wicket01: Run 2 veils
MegaDosX: I don't think you can afford to cut any creatures
Genasi_Gaming: cut helm?
Skajetolaf:
Run the Veils over the Spellbombs
TrueNateNemesis: helm is the weakest of your 3's
Seth_Erickson: We're definitely cutting a land or 2 and I could even see us cutting the Shepherd
TheMandrew: Samwise, slam dunk
jaimeblacken: justicar are the blood and soul of the deck no cutting
couchboyj: Pippin for the lulz
dyvion: aragorn windmill slam
MWGNZ: the ring
Seth_Erickson: Easy Samwise for me
spawnofhastur: Pippin because I want second breakfast
headdeskdev: I like the veils more than the plated onslaught
Woogachaka: Gimli?
Genasi_Gaming: SAMWISE GAMGEE
Robot_Bones: Always Samwise
hot_mekaku:
thre retrofitter can animate the veils right? So, maybe can force 2 if feeling it
Kelderan: Gimli is correct.
Sharkfists:
sam's donkey 
RoastedGravy: Samwise is the GOAT.
Genasi_Gaming: pippins ablity is that he doubles upkeep triggers
ExitPursuedByABear: Gandalf should be overcosted but have miracle
Seth_Erickson: and you get called a Fool of a Took(or however you spell it
rosesmcgee: we got 3 eyes? awesome!
raulghoulia: Pippin off meta
v_nome: Boromir seems like he'd be a mom
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StarShock2002: Boromir was a better fighter, just don't let him near the ring
Seth_Erickson: I think you're cutting at least one land
Wicket01: Cut shepherd
Skajetolaf: Sneep keep on Meriadoc
Robot_Bones: Pippin wants second breakfast, Sam will make it for you
BrowneePoints: I hope Sam's card in the LotR set gets indestructible
Pharmacistjudge: Adam, still disrespecting the helm
headdeskdev: Augury is meh
korvys: Cut a land, probably?
MegaDosX: Now here's a question. Do we cut a land.
TehAmelie: Arwen, i'm a rule breaker
incredulouspasserby: Is the experiment good?
Wicket01: fair point
MegaDosX: You are also a little low on creatures so I don't think you can cut any of them
Seth_Erickson: I'm 100% on cutting a land
AtomicAlchemical: Can we cut a tap land?
MagicSeeker1: Do you count the eyes as creatures?
Earthenone: i would cut a land, we only have one 5 cost spell and 1 4
RoastedGravy: I'd get rid of one Justiciar and run 41.
Skajetolaf: And a spellbomb
walkeroftales: Cut 1 Eye and 1 land
Seth_Erickson: and if we cut the shepherd we cut an additional land alongside it
korvys: You have so many 2s and 3s, I think 16 land is fine
thegiftedgrifter: Do you want 3 tap lands in an agro deck?
TheOtherTrevor: cut one of the skullbombs?
BrowneePoints:
@TehAmelie Gimli and Legolas with Partner 
rosesmcgee: every artifact and artifact creature turns on the eye, then you slam
Seth_Erickson: I don't think you want The Expanse Adam
not_kendoge5: glad to catch yeh stream adam! how are you finding ONE? not the biggest fan of onnslaught. Watch day destory with WU artifacts go bonk.
sporkraptor: you take it all back? XD
AtomicAlchemical: No, I just got here
ladyjessica: Lies and damn lies
Skajetolaf: I think you run eyes more than the skullbombs
BrowneePoints: Sounds fake but I'll accept it
Wolfstrike_NL: Double down on that statement?
Pharmacistjudge: and the part what I don't believe it.
elkae: Are… are we allowed to reciprocate these compliments?
Lord_Hosk: We're rubber you're glue, whatever nice things you say bounce off of us and stick to you.
jaimeblacken: perfect deck
Nydestroyer: yep was just about to say the basilica was better than the expanse, but you read my mind
Seth_Erickson: I might take one more plains over an island here as well
Pharmacistjudge: Oh Hosk
AtomicAlchemical: abosolutely
RoastedGravy: Seems good
thraximore:
I'm quite vain actually 
spawnofhastur: I've got a sharp pain right above my right eyeball and I wish it would knock it off.
lamina5432: oh yeah set lands is up now?
LijahHart: Adam, we think you're funny and smart and good looking!
matthaus_c: this deck looks almost as cool as the man who drafted it
korvys: I think this is good. I might play the eye over a spellbomb, but still
StarShock2002:
Astrovore: This deck looks fun. Loving the WoW videos on your channel Adam
laundreydhull: 40/40, no notes
Nydestroyer: now we just need to be on the play
Nydestroyer: every game and we win
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Pharmacistjudge: I'm taking a sick day. so yeah, not feeling fabulous either
Korolan: Hey Adam, I think you are doing good work, and are Funny Good and Cute!
spawnofhastur: Dear Mr Savidan do you have any opinions on the SF6 reveals?
Dragonfirewiz: Go Adam Go Adam you will do this 7-0 win i believe
flowerseses: oooh v excited for e4
BusTed: Final offer.
Seth_Erickson: I hear adversity breeds creativity
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Genasi_Gaming: bonk
Astrovore: hoooo boy
Sibwow: that is not what dolly parton sang
MegaDosX: That's...wow
Seth_Erickson: Keepers
AtomicAlchemical: good
BusTed: Sometimes you just get transfixed with a project.
Korolan: That's a long day
DudelidouX: Bad call but done worst
elkae:
Pharmacistjudge: passion speaks when it speaks.
LijahHart: we have the teeth
Skajetolaf: Where can we see the fruits of this labor?
Seth_Erickson:
that's a 4/3 lifelink vigilance on turn 3 
djalternative: That sounds about right in indie filmmaking. It's why I pay people to edit for me
korvys: Overnights are never as productive as you think they're going to be
spawnofhastur: I got diagnosed with fibromyalgia this week which was fun.
matthaus_c: oh shit
thraximore:
matthaus_c: go GasCityGaming
JosephDeath: It's like the editing version of 'smoking the whole pack'
spawnofhastur: OH NO THE MIRROR
MegaDosX: !card planar disruption
LRRbot: Planar Disruption [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant artifact, creature, or planeswalker / Enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.
Nydestroyer:
Yea I have done that a few times, you learn Like the first time you pull a weekend at the office and sleep there because there is a massive deadline
iconicshadow89: long day to get everything filmed because the affixes suck this week or just long in general?
1y1e: good sleeves, they must be a homie
DudelidouX: My worst one was working on a project for 25 hours straight
Sibwow: ol' mandy as i call it
walkeroftales: sweet mandy b's
RoastedGravy: I don't like keeping hands where I don't have my two colors of mana. I have reverse James Turner luck when it comes to drawing lands.
thraximore:
what was that whip crack 
walkeroftales: DO NOT QUOTE TO ME THE DEEP FAITH, DUELIST
Astrovore: the value!
korvys:
Get flensed, idiot
Seth_Erickson: mandible planar seems good
TehAmelie: "i was there when the comprehensive rules were written"
RoastedGravy: Rumbling now
matthaus_c: this curve has been actively sick
jaimeblacken: sir, my curve, it is sick
MegaDosX: You could always tap it
Seth_Erickson: unless we tap it
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Nydestroyer: getting corrupted is pretty bad
MegaDosX: Don't hate this plan
Seth_Erickson: I like the tap get in
Nydestroyer: might want to tap the flyer
Nydestroyer: on their turn
MegaDosX: Nah, if Adam waits for their turn he's getting corrupted anyway from the Chorus or the flyer
Seth_Erickson: well next turn will be a beater
walkeroftales: yeah next turn is gonna whip
RoastedGravy: It's okay. You can recover
MegaDosX: You'll be fine
TrueNateNemesis: swirly blue 3-drops. identical
Astrovore: the life gain is still pretty great
RoastedGravy: It's fiiiiiine
GredGredmansson:
LijahHart: We see nothing
MAPBoardgames: You've seen one abomination of nature from beyond space and time, you've seen them all.
not_kendoge5: he good
Natedogg2: What am ignoring?
StarShock2002:
thraximore ignores Adam.
MegaDosX: Alexa play Necrosquito
Natedogg2: *am I ignoring?
Seth_Erickson: their tapper is online which might be an issue
Diabore: opponents name seems familiar
MegaDosX: You could also have threatened a Skullbomb bounce if they made the 2/2 bigger
GredGredmansson: skullbomb bounce is a sorcery
MegaDosX: Oh right nevermind
MegaDosX:
I'm too used to the Spellbomb
not_kendoge5: yeah big bonk
LadyLockwood92: Ah, they sacced it to stop the lifelink going through.
matthaus_c: they might be turning a corner here
Seth_Erickson: I think attacking with Eye here is good
MegaDosX: God that Sinew Dancer is gross in a toxic deck
Astrovore: yeah play the eye
Verrain2: An eye for an eye
Seth_Erickson: we don't want lands anymore
GredGredmansson: bounce is 3 mana
GredGredmansson: 3 + 4 = 5?
Pharmacistjudge: the problem is neither play is playing an artifact.
Nydestroyer: it does suck you dont get to activate the 4/4s though
Skajetolaf: It's 3 + 2
Seth_Erickson: planar is on our deck not the enforcer
GredGredmansson: ohhhh now I see
thraximore: the bounce also draws a card, right?
GredGredmansson: for some reason I thought you were playing the 4 drop in hand
Sibwow: just square all the numbers and 3+4=5
Seth_Erickson: only problem is we have no way of activating our eyes anymore and it's at least 3 draws till we do see one that's why I thought of bottoming the land
hot_mekaku: If we had the second mandible on the battlefield still, think this would have gone easier. But no mortal can beat sleepiness.
jaimeblacken: draw an artifact?
jaimeblacken: in our artifact deck?
Skajetolaf: Oh yeah
RoastedGravy: Perfect timing
Nydestroyer: sick draw
RoastedGravy: You win
MegaDosX: Yeah they're dead
jaimeblacken: gg
Astrovore: wp
rosesmcgee: love the dumb Eye deck, dunno why
Gascitygaming: @LoadingReadyRun GG!
MegaDosX: You made the right call, yeah
Kelderan: Shweet
Skajetolaf: Agreed
GredGredmansson: yeah no I was wrong
Gascitygaming: tuned out when i saw we were playing btw
Wolfstrike_NL: gg's Gascitygaming
v_nome: As Cam would say, we won so that means we made no mistakes
Wicket01: That was definitely the right play, even before seeing the draw
walkeroftales: man, eye of malcator. A card that seems awful and is sometimes a house, and then seems like a house and is sometimes doodoo
Neddy471: ::Adam Wins:: "I don't think we were under pressure, I think that was the right play?"
TrueNateNemesis: we had all the life in the world and they only had one toxic creature. we were gucci
Seth_Erickson: do we have auto-triggered abilities on? we may want to change it if we do because there could be instances where we want to target the eyes with the veils.
couchboyj: No David Bowe Queen collabs here
RoastedGravy:
Snap keep.
MegaDosX:
You can win by making mistakes
spawnofhastur: i love thrulls.
djalternative: Adam ≠ David Bowie therefore Adam isn't under pressure
Spades_Slicc: @Seth_Erickson it's off
Gascitygaming: I think you did well, forgot about the blue spell bomb bouncing lol
Nydestroyer:
I mean punt counterpunt is a show name for a reason
Sibwow: thats how i usually win
odium_chlorite: just look at mono red players
Gascitygaming: but also wasn't much else i could have done
Pharmacistjudge: I think it would be a interesting discussion point if I had LSV or Marshall's ear to ask
Spades_Slicc: @djalternative I thought under pressure was a queen song
Neddy471: It's just funny that the self-doubt emerges immediately after you win.
matthaus_c: making the right play is less important than making a play you can justify
Seth_Erickson: I think we may need to go 9-7 on our lands plains to islands.
jaimeblacken: bounce
RoastedGravy: Ah, that old familiar feeling
djalternative: @djalternative both
rosesmcgee: It is also possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not malfunction, that is life.
Earthenone: i like bounceing more
Spades_Slicc: @djalternative cool
korvys: I think land is more important in the long run
Astrovore: drat
QberryMuffin: Bouncing is basically time walk
spawnofhastur: Patrick Stewart's speech
RoastedGravy: You can do everything right and still lose.
matthaus_c: plains are unreal
rosesmcgee: Captain Picard taught that lesson to Data
djalternative: I thought the hardest Lesson to Learn was Mascot Exhibition
Nydestroyer: need the card
Seth_Erickson: I like chumping
Kelderan: Chump seems right
RoastedGravy: Get that card draw
matthaus_c: dude
RoastedGravy: The reverse James Turner
korvys: eye to scry?
GredGredmansson: scry for a plains, exactly
Earthenone:
two scry twords plains
Kelderan: What plains, Adam? What plains?
jaimeblacken: scry the plains
odium_chlorite: at least we get to scry
MegaDosX:
Now. Adam. Are you /sure/ you put Plains in the deck? 
Spades_Slicc: eye, bomb, flunge?
Seth_Erickson: I think you need the scry
korvys: Chump/draw is also good
RoastedGravy: Keep chump blocking, pray for a Plains?
RoastedGravy: Now the plan comes together
matthaus_c: The Cure's hit single, Prayer For Plains
odium_chlorite: found the white sauce
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Seth_Erickson: I don't think we chump anymore the only reason to the first time is to draw.
RoastedGravy: @odium_chlorite Mmm alfredo.
Nydestroyer: at least they didnt do much
Nydestroyer: while we stumbled
matthaus_c: ^
Earthenone: bounce mantis and swing 7?
jaimeblacken: planar watcher
Spades_Slicc: disruption, watcher?
Wicket01: enforcer?
jaimeblacken: vroom
headdeskdev: Disruption+Watcher?
Seth_Erickson: planar and veil seems good
lamina5432: planer and watcher?
Skajetolaf: Veil + Watcher
jaimeblacken: that too
Spades_Slicc: ooooh veil
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I like disruption + Watcher.
Phosfur: 1 white?
Seth_Erickson: planar and watcher I mean seems good
rosesmcgee: I like disrupt + watcher
TheOtherTrevor: bounce makes them spend next turn on something for you to planar
TrueNateNemesis: that uses our limited white mana better, too
Nydestroyer: its really odd how well this deck did with only 3 blue
Wolfstrike_NL: or veil mandibite next turn
Nydestroyer: they are at 6, how did that happen
Seth_Erickson: attacking and dealing 3 to themselves
RoastedGravy: The greed
jaimeblacken: they nugged themselves for 3 earlier
wandering_t: just bounce is dead
Earthenone: veil+charge+ratio
MegaDosX: You ever just black out while beating someone's face in and they're dead before you realise it?
walkeroftales: veil + charge - ratio
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Esxactsies!
BusTed:
RoastedGravy: Vroom vroooooooom
Kelderan: GGs
GredGredmansson: but blue bad tho
Seth_Erickson: Yeah uw aggro is real
thejadedthief: Vroom indeed
Astrovore: kerblammo
Nydestroyer: those eyes are actually sleeper good in this deck
odium_chlorite: You're cool!
Dalouer: 2 mites with the triggers would work as well
MegaDosX:
Yeah blue is bad in ONE limited
flowerseses: the time walk with the skullbomb was great tempo
DAC169: yes
lamina5432: rarely
RoastedGravy: I don't.
Dalouer: i do it all the time.. just for funsies
korvys: I have said I had fun after losing, like, once
Seth_Erickson: Do we want to switch our lands up a bit? I think 9-7 W to U is where we want to be.
Omthebox: Always
ALEISmALPTO: i always skip
MegaDosX: I typically skip this >_>
GredGredmansson: maybe if it was a really long and annoying game
ghizmou: when the opp timed out
laundreydhull: I almost always..... Skips
thraximore:
Pharmacistjudge: depends...did they try to rope me?
RoastedGravy: But that's because I rarely win anyways.
BloodnBullets: maybe if the match was a real grind?
Wicket01: I didn't realize blue white was so aggressive in this format lol
Erix33: If my opponents is just stuck on 2 lands I might.
QberryMuffin: I do if I win but my opponent didn't do anything
Omthebox: I exist to mess with data
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I do. If my opponent plays Paradox Engine in HBrawl, it's Sad Face for sure.
hot_mekaku:
It's like math, two minus (-) makes a plus (+)
korvys: !time
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korvys: !quote adam
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thraximore: @matthaus_c good self-awareness that
CataclysmicReverb: "Look, algorythm, I might have won, but I'm not in a very good headspace."
RoastedGravy: Draft deck should be called "Failing Upwards"
Phosfur: Been there
underhill33: did that yesterday
thraximore:
what a hand
korvys: Late nights are never as productive as you think they're going to be, for the cost
matthaus_c: so that's where all the Plains were
TrueNateNemesis: they heard you from last time and were like "what if the opposite?"
korvys: Yeah
Wolfstrike_NL:
On the draw? jus draw an island
thraximore: Bedtime Procrastination
SK__Ren: Raises hand
flowerseses: yea, I had a full week of horrible sleep (though for a good reason, doggo was recovering from surgery) and I am struggling SO hard this week
ALEISmALPTO: YES
Spades_Slicc: Mental Illness
ALEISmALPTO: yes
CataclysmicReverb: Yeeeep
Skajetolaf: Doing it right now
headdeskdev: Yeah you need to draw and Island and then you are flooded
thraximore: aka My Life
cutaos: my existence
Seth_Erickson: My late nights are always super productive that's the world of working the graveyard.
korvys: "Revenge bedtime procrastination"
JoannaTastic: Revenge bedtime procrastination
ALEISmALPTO: i am at it right now
RAZRBCK08: If even 1 of those plains was an Island I would've kept that
laundreydhull: True, tis clocks up
Riiiiiiis: I have 80% alone time anyway, it's too much
TheOtherTrevor: Arena needs a way to look at the top card after making a mulligan decision
SK__Ren: I did that for 3 years on the back of a closing shift
MegaDosX: Oh you mean me every work night?
rosesmcgee: "I need to recharge my social battery. Woops, I drained my actual battery"
Pharmacistjudge: I did that last night...but i'm sick so i have an excuse
Seth_Erickson: 4/4 lifelink incoming
lamina5432: you can
korvys: Yeah
James_the_Dabbler: sure you can
MegaDosX: !card unctus's retrofitter
LRRbot: Unctus's Retrofitter [2U] | Creature — Phyrexian Artificer [2/3] | Toxic 1 / When Unctus's Retrofitter enters the battlefield, up to one target artifact you control becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness 4/4 for as long as Unctus's Retrofitter remains on the battlefield.
walkeroftales: Yup! Just has to be an artifact
korvys: You can target existing creatures
ghizmou: al of the above
MegaDosX: One target artifact
Nydestroyer: Dosnt say non creature so yea any artifact
RAZRBCK08: Both work
MegaDosX: Doesn't care creature or not, token or not
Seth_Erickson: I think you make the 2/1 a 4/4
Spades_Slicc: the mandible is your best target, or your eye so it's always on
Seth_Erickson: that's so much worse for the opponent
Skajetolaf: 4/4 Lifelinker is cute
RoastedGravy: Mandible also gets larger with artifacts.
RokuNalaar: Keep in mind that a mite would keep its "Cannot block"
Skajetolaf: Puts a ton in one basket though
Seth_Erickson: we're sad regardless no
MegaDosX: I don't hate going for it
walkeroftales: I think it's eye here tbh
korvys: Eye then?
Nydestroyer: bite gets you no matter what
GredGredmansson: make them have it
RoastedGravy: So it'll be 4+/4+
korvys: Set up for the longer game
MegaDosX: But Eye is probably better
MegaDosX: They could still eat your 2/1 if they have the bite
Astrovore: top the other mandible?
Pharmacistjudge: I agree bottom both
RoastedGravy: Replenish the Madibles?
lamina5432: agreed land
Seth_Erickson: I think I'd keep these
Spades_Slicc: The romantic tension between a 1/2 and a 2/1 staring down each other on the battlefield
flowerseses: yea neither is better than land
Wicket01: I like playing eye first, gives you scry and a 4/4 basically every turn after
Nydestroyer: greedy mite?
Skajetolaf: Probably not but you aren't playing any of those next turn either
Dread_Pirate_Westley: They have that sphere. That's probably what's holding priority.
Seth_Erickson: charge is an artifact
Nydestroyer: oh just draw
walkeroftales: I mean... charge of the mites tho
Nydestroyer: well then
Astrovore: Charge gives you artifacts right?
matthaus_c: whoa
thraximore: rip op
RAZRBCK08: Mites are artifacts
Dalouer: 2 mites for double trigger
flowerseses: you can charge for 2 artifacts
Nydestroyer: looking good for the team overhere
GredGredmansson: yeah Charge is two artifacts
Omthebox: That's a statement of a play
JKBalch: missing land drops?
hot_mekaku: Make mites into onslaught next turn, is a lot of dmg
GredGredmansson: Nayaya
RoastedGravy: Ooo, the greedy three-color deck.
James_the_Dabbler: op what
laundreydhull: Wut they fix for?
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Seth_Erickson: would need another plains and it'd be 4 mana
AtomicAlchemical: op on 5c
matthaus_c: they're probably 2C + Pack 3 Bomb
MegaDosX: Oof
Seth_Erickson: oh wait I'm crazy
Nydestroyer: I think they meant end of ops turn then onslaught on your turn?
RoastedGravy: That is a threat
RoastedGravy: Dinger
MegaDosX: And you can Disrupt a thing
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odium_chlorite: !card furnace punisher
LRRbot: Furnace Punisher [2R] | Creature — Phyrexian Warrior [3/3] | Menace / At the beginning of each player's upkeep, Furnace Punisher deals 2 damage to that player unless they control two or more basic lands.
Seth_Erickson: perfect
matthaus_c: pretty hot
Riiiiiiis: mite be dead
RoastedGravy: Can't wait for the nickname poll.
MegaDosX: Get got lmao
Astrovore: noice
Seth_Erickson:
that's cheating 
MegaDosX: "Already replaced lmao" - opponent, probably
rosesmcgee: annointers back on the escalator again
matthaus_c: et tu one?
MegaDosX: OK so they're evidently splashing for something white
laundreydhull: My twoes, mite chews!
Nydestroyer: wait a minute
RoastedGravy: Ha-HA.
Nydestroyer: we just did this
hot_mekaku:
Deja Vu
matthaus_c: deja vu I have been in this place before
Seth_Erickson: how big are the sac's golems?
thraximore: higher than the street
Spades_Slicc: 3/3
GredGredmansson: 3/3
Nydestroyer: oof
RoastedGravy: Oooooof
RoastedGravy: That is a THREAT
odium_chlorite: !card incubation sac
LRRbot: Incubation Sac [G] | Artifact | Incubation Sac enters the battlefield with three oil counters on it. / {4}, {T}, Remove an oil counter from Incubation Sac: Create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token. Activate only as a sorcery.
RoastedGravy: You got this, homie.
walkeroftales: Fair Basilica? I find the basilica to be quite unbalanced.
MegaDosX: Just draw the Wrath of God that's totally in your deck
Nydestroyer: I wonder if you save the watcher for the +/+ with multiple artifacts later
lirazel64: Broken Basilica
odium_chlorite: Basilica's broken. Elesh Norn: What?
Seth_Erickson: don't think we can afford to wait
ALEISmALPTO: quick someone give me 3 mana colors
RoastedGravy: red blue and white
ALEISmALPTO: great
RoastedGravy: Oof
rosesmcgee: OPs deck is working out better than a lot of other 3 color I have seen in this format.
Nydestroyer: I mean they are being super aggressive, maybe we can somehow punish
walkeroftales: yeah, this deck doesn't really take back the late game
matthaus_c: we have demonstrated a loop
RoastedGravy: Replaces itself!
Mr_Horrible: the same... Malcator's Watcher
jaimeblacken: the mite can attack!
GredGredmansson: go mite go
Musicsquid: I genuinely don’t know how to feel about this draft format
Musicsquid: Like objectively I don’t think it’s bad but I also can’t say I enjoy it
walkeroftales: I'd say badly, musicsquid!
RoastedGravy: Draft format seems fast…?
hot_mekaku: This felt like one of those no mistake still lose situations.
Mr_Horrible: dinger
RoastedGravy: Ah well
matthaus_c: format is fast and brutal, but there are close games to be had
MegaDosX: Can't win 'em all unfortunately
RAZRBCK08: I don't like this format at all really
RoastedGravy: You win some, you lose some.
MegaDosX: RG oil puts in work too from what I've heard
RoastedGravy: As long as you get to do things, it's all good in the end.
rosesmcgee: Can't win em all
walkeroftales: Flametongue Kavu is a good card, turns out.
Skajetolaf: Yeah the corner was with the 4/2s that hit your stuff
MegaDosX: Like if you can draft a good RG oil deck you can just roflstomp people
Sibwow: have you drafted beta? its not particularly fun
ElektroTal: i just like limited
Nydestroyer:
Yea I am pretty into it, but I always look at the number of packs opened on the end of set email and thats how I judge how much I liked the set
matthaus_c:
Sibwow please
walkeroftales: like, even wearing a phyrexian mask, FTK is the truth
RAZRBCK08: This is the only one I haven't enjoyed that I've played at least
Wolfstrike_NL: First formar I do like after kamigawa
Bugberry: I still enjoyed New Capenna despite how skewed it was.
v_nome: Have you seen the MOM spoilers for Theros?
CobaltShuriken: that’s me with pokemon generations. I just like em
Dalouer: there were very few sets that i really disliked the limited format
RoastedGravy: My first MTG experience was draft.
jaimeblacken: hold the spellbomb
SnowBuddy18: YOU'RE neat Adam
Musicsquid: I do wish my lgs had more limited events
MegaDosX: I like holding the Skullbomb
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matthaus_c: we're failing step 1 of Kenji's formula
MegaDosX: Adam you have priority
Nydestroyer: yea the only way I consume magic content is Tap Tap Concede
RokuNalaar:
Adam, don't you listen to TTC?
Bugberry: The MOM spoilers don't really give a big idea about the Limited format, but it's probably going to be wild.
QberryMuffin: Best spoiler is new yargle
Musicsquid: Getting away from magic Twitter is big brain healthy brain
RoastedGravy:
It's cool
Spanked42: Getting away from twitter period has been the best thing for me
walkeroftales: New Capenna, while not balanced, had a lot more weird fun stuff. I've seen very few drafts of ONE where goofy stuff has happened.
MegaDosX: T3 Eye into T4 Prowler and Skullbomb is spicy
ElektroTal: you should check out Shivam and Wheeler Love Magic, Adam. it's two friends of yours who enjoy things and celebrate them =)
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djalternative: Do you listen to TTC as a distant muffle in the other room, Adam?
GredGredmansson: good, don't follow twitter if you can
Genasi_Gaming: I listen to the sound of my own voice a lot
Sibwow: twitter is for seeing pictures of voxy being stepped on by cospplayers
RoastedGravy: I don't follow fandoms on Twitter either.
Genasi_Gaming: wow I love complaining
GredGredmansson: i dip in and dip out if i have something specific that I can see
Wolfstrike_NL: Bot the enforcer?
Pharmacistjudge: It's a far safer assumption that most content creators are friends and don't watch each others content because they are busy
RoastedGravy: I tend to just look at tweets from people I like, and that's about it.
Spanked42: Twitter was great for 'adult entertainment' then a goblin man child took over
Musicsquid: The best follows I’ve discovered for me lately are art accounts and cat accounts
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Musicsquid: Howdy raiders
RAZRBCK08: I only follow official music artist accounts so I get updates for when they release new music and that's basically it for my Twitter
Genasi_Gaming: excuse me
matthaus_c: we're bombing
MegaDosX: Disruption can turn off Kaito I guess
Sibwow: omg same too i also special at infiltration
Seth_Erickson: is that Ling's english va from FMA:B
hot_mekaku: planar hits walkers right?
Catastrophil: @Seth_Erickson THAT'S what it sounded like
hot_mekaku: not sure
Ritaspirithntr:
OMG! I KNOW this VA!!!
Juliamon: I have a dilemma where I follow someone because I like their creative content and would forget to check for updates otherwise, but they *also* ragetweet like half the time and it's so frustrating
Spades_Slicc: We don't need planar, Kaito's just dead
Skajetolaf: @hot_mekaku you are right
MegaDosX: !card planar disruption
LRRbot: Planar Disruption [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant artifact, creature, or planeswalker / Enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.
BusTed:
matthaus_c: lmao
walkeroftales: I can't get over how decent kaito is in the story and how GOOBER his voice lines are
jaimeblacken: LOL
Pharmacistjudge: anyone get star fox vibes?
Skajetolaf: uwu
MegaDosX: I like keeping hold on the Skullbomb for now
SK__Ren: Looks like it is
frozenphoenix7: Whatever you say Kaito
MegaDosX: Also yeah
Mr_Horrible: "Kaito died on his way back to his emperor"
Pharmacistjudge: "My emperor....I Failllled...YOOOUU"
Ritaspirithntr:
@seth_erickson yeah! It’s the same guy! This is SO WEIRD!!
Genasi_Gaming: sleep dep really hittin huh
Musicsquid: Wifeguy Keito
enbymage: kaito's a dweeb
ElektroTal: look, he's basically a 16 year old dweeb
jaimeblacken: my queeeen
walkeroftales: like, in the story, he's pretty cool. in the game his voice lines make him sound like off-brand zuko
Sibwow: no im a 23 and a half year old dweeb
Bugberry: naruto runs unironically, as god intended
MegaDosX:
Nah, I'm older than that
Mr_Horrible:
no, I'm a 31-year old dweeb
thraximore:
@ElektroTal chuuni 
TheAwkes: A shonen protagonist who hasn't started his story yet.
Sage0fMadness:
@Bugberry
walkeroftales: kaito: like the zuko they offer at a chain convenience store for $1 less than the real one
jaimeblacken: flier here seems good
Mr_Horrible: shepherd turns on Eye with the mites, yeah?
Wolfstrike_NL: skullbomb bounce deathtouch?
Genasi_Gaming: you can also bounce the daeath toucher
hot_mekaku:
I like how we ended with a heavy decision making deck, when you sleep deprived.
CobaltShuriken: to all the “older” viewers of lrr here in chat. Thank you for helping me realize it’s ok to get older and still like the same things
thraximore: @hot_mekaku the melatonin makes the brain gooder
Veste: the only thing is that skullbomb could also unlock your own mandible justiciar later
GredGredmansson: do we have more than one?
Nydestroyer: I still think its wild I was a freshman in highschool when I started watching LRR
Nydestroyer: now I am 29
RoastedGravy: I was a… senior in high school, I think?
Mr_Horrible: around about that time for me as well
jaimeblacken: basilica now is good
DAC169: well, now do we play the flyer or everything else?
RoastedGravy: No, sophomore.
thraximore: I was either a freshman or sophomore in college, and it bugs me that I can't for the life of me remember what introduced me. A PPR maybe?
Mr_Horrible: this eye is getting a ton of mileage, I'm impressed
matthaus_c: declaration of independenc
Mr_Horrible: I ain't reading all that
MegaDosX: Yeah Venser is a novel
ghizmou: me too, but mainly because of the color scheme
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Mr_Horrible: glad for you, or sorry that happened
Pharmacistjudge: but they ruined my boi Venser
Dragonfirewiz:
@LoadingReadyRun When i think of this set its Just Poison Alice Cooper
Nydestroyer: I think I was introduced to LRR from their magic content on some website I cant remember the name of
Pharmacistjudge: like...next time...give him a proper cremation
Nydestroyer: Oh wait nvm it was the escapist
MegaDosX: Play Justiciar and make it bigger?
Mr_Horrible: eh, I think keeping the flier with vigilance is good
Bugberry: @MegaDosX it's less that the card is long, just that it mentions lots of keywords like Proliferate and Toxic.
jaimeblacken: the unblockable?
GredGredmansson: the 3/3 unblockable?
matthaus_c: you couldn't target the Eye whichever way you cut there, you need to target as the Veil trigger goes on the stack
Skajetolaf: I think the Synthesizer
MegaDosX: @Bugberry Yeah I know
TrueNateNemesis: I think trigger goes on the stack and requires a target before eye becomes a creature no matter what
DAC169: disrupt the unblockable?
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Gascitygaming: !card Venser, Corpse Puppet
LRRbot: Venser, Corpse Puppet [UB] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Zombie Wizard [1/3] | Lifelink, toxic 1 / Whenever you proliferate, choose one — / • If you don't control a creature named The Hollow Sentinel, create The Hollow Sentinel, a legendary 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token. / • Target artifact creature you control gains flying and lifelink until end of turn.
flowerseses: or the flier and start getting in with the shepherd
MegaDosX: It's OK, next turn
Mr_Horrible: @Nydestroyer it was the same for me - I found them through Unskippable because I watched other Escapist stuff at the time
MegaDosX: !card escaped experiment
LRRbot: Escaped Experiment [1U] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Beast [2/1] | Whenever Escaped Experiment attacks, target creature an opponent controls gets −X/−0 until end of turn, where X is the number of artifacts you control.
RoastedGravy: For some reason I thought Venser had vigilance.
AtomicAlchemical: Venser, Corpse Puppet basically Questing Beast, send tweet
Skajetolaf: You need backup!
matthaus_c: cool beans
Genasi_Gaming: found the commander player
MegaDosX: We take those, ironically enough
TrueNateNemesis: Graham! play this gorgeous deck that I built so I can nap
Gascitygaming:
Hey, you beat me and i'm horrible so you're at least one step above that
lirazel64: Terrifying.
Mr_Horrible: OP's braver than I am, that's for sure
RoastedGravy: I'm noticing a pattern.
magical_writer: Graham needs to get here quick, to witness you destroying your opponent.
Nydestroyer: man this deck is so cool
Earthenone: @Nydestroyer was it mtgoacadamy by chance?
RoastedGravy: Jesus, when this deck wins, this deck WINS
MegaDosX: I like flunging tbh
Nydestroyer: @Earthenone Yes that one!
MegaDosX: Yeah
MegaDosX: Spacebar spacebar!
matthaus_c: no fear of the UB Settle the Wreckage
Mr_Horrible: oh, interesting
Dragonfirewiz: They have too much Alice cooper song in their head. Its Poison
MegaDosX: We take those
Mr_Horrible: this deck seems sweet
MegaDosX: Are you happy anyway?
Invitare: now you will never know
matthaus_c: opponent agrees, we were gonna rip an artifact off the top
Nydestroyer: they didnt even let ya
Skajetolaf: This deck seems sweet
Wolfstrike_NL:
Dragonfirewiz: good job Adam
MegaDosX: Turns out UW artifacts can just go beep beep
Gascitygaming: triggers.dek
Pharmacistjudge: adam while drowsy is doing way better than me at my best
matthaus_c: midrange synergy decks are sweet
thraximore: a thinking man's deck
hot_mekaku: The Veil has lowkey been good
Mr_Horrible:
are you having All Will Be FUN? 
Dalouer: there are alot of fun archtypes in this set
RAZRBCK08: Not being able to see your next draws is one of the things I like that mtgo has and arena doesn't
Skajetolaf: The Eye too
Mr_Horrible: veil giving vigilance is big game
Skajetolaf: You could be playing two more eyes and veils too
Mr_Horrible: I feel like I'd ship here, 2 plains is pretty spooky
flowerseses: I would be tempted to replace the enforcer with a veil
matthaus_c: idk I feel like we're too slow with this on the draw, even if we get our colours
Skajetolaf: (Sorry one Eye and one Veil)
Nydestroyer: a pox opon the die roller
rosesmcgee: Has UW aggro been a big thing in recent sets? I feel like this takes folks by surprise
Skajetolaf: Yeah that's true
Wolfstrike_NL: agreed
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luke1x: Adam did you become a control player. That sounds like the exact opposite of golgari
Earthenone:
4 is way too expensive for this format
MilkInBags: sneep and weep
Wicket01: I think the eyes are great
RoastedGravy: No guts, no glory
MilkInBags: island is 5th from the top
Seth_Erickson: if we cut the enforcer I think we wnat to cut a land as well
Mr_Horrible: Eye is tough because it's either a plank or a consistent beater
RAZRBCK08: Yea I don't like the enforcer that much, it's just so expensive for what it does
matthaus_c: bargain bin ahn-crop crasher
luke1x: That plains isn't an island at all!
Skajetolaf: !card Planar Disruption
LRRbot: Planar Disruption [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant artifact, creature, or planeswalker / Enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.
Mr_Horrible: in a bit of a pickle
MilkInBags: oh no I was wrong, island is not 5th on the top
Skajetolaf: You could use it on their Incubation Sac too
Seth_Erickson:
enforcer looking pretty good right now
matthaus_c: island is 6th
Mr_Horrible: can ambush with the enforcer next turn tho
matthaus_c: lmao
MilkInBags:
luke1x: Perfect mana
Seth_Erickson: put up watcher and leave up mites seesm good
Mr_Horrible: I like watcher leave up charge, and then retrofit the watcher next turn
TrueNateNemesis: enforcer chimes in: "look who comes crawling back asking me to defend them"
RAZRBCK08: We can have a 4/4 vigilant flyer next turn
Seth_Erickson: at least now we trade
MilkInBags: yes
MilkInBags: free from flesh
Seth_Erickson: 4/4 flyer it is
Earthenone: !card serra angel
LRRbot: Serra Angel [3WW] | Creature — Angel [4/4] | Flying, vigilance
matthaus_c: of all the places to use it though, that one is pretty good for us
RAZRBCK08: Well he had to use that defensively at least
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Cool Serra Angel.
RoastedGravy: You made them waste a combat trick, at the very least.
Mr_Horrible: irksome
hot_mekaku: still a 1 for 1
RAZRBCK08: They*
Skajetolaf: Oh that's great
luke1x: I mean I guess better than combat on your face?
MilkInBags: hey adam, there is a one mana combat trick that's pretty good in this format, no problem!
Seth_Erickson: I like bouncing yeah
Mr_Horrible: yeah, this is a chunky clock here
Skajetolaf: How do you feel about using the Planar on the Incubation Sac instead of the Goblin?
Mr_Horrible: oh wow
luke1x: Two turn clock
TrueNateNemesis: how do you feel about having a serra angel that draws you a card when it dies?
Seth_Erickson: whatevery you need pal
Mr_Horrible: suprise charge here feels good, yeah
matthaus_c: back to 19 baby
papagette: serra angel at home doing work
MilkInBags:
Seth_Erickson: deck's still got it
fungal_bird:
Skajetolaf: Nice
Mr_Horrible:
hell yeah
matthaus_c: opponent -also- likes surprise charge next turn
MegaDosX:
SirMorek:
luke1x: Dang got em even with island probs
rosesmcgee: Rack em up!
MilkInBags: never punished for keeping a hand without an island
matthaus_c:
BusTed:
RokuNalaar: *claps*
thraximore: 👏
LadyLockwood92: Never didn't have it
Cocoathunder432:
MilkInBags: yeah, it was fine
Nydestroyer:
SmoreThanAFeelin:
Mr_Horrible: I'll be honest Watcher into Retrofitter is one of the spookiest things in the format to me
Seth_Erickson: Glad to hear you're job is secured another day
thraximore: bit risky, but you knew the odds
matthaus_c: that keep was okay, I would have shipped it but you had good justifications
MegaDosX:
How about this one though
fungal_bird: Holy shit
RoastedGravy: Never punished
luke1x: Good job Adam I am glad you get to keep your employment
RoastedGravy: Except for that one time
fungal_bird: Never didn't have it
Wicket01: Never didn't have it
MegaDosX: Oh wow this hand
Mr_Horrible:
us winning the roll would be unfair to our opponent, Adam
rosesmcgee: being on the draw is winning the die roll with this deck
RAZRBCK08: That keep was fine but a little risky
cyanidevalentine: Not even playing the spellbomb
matthaus_c: if anything Adam is constantly punished
TehAmelie: does Card Kingdom have you on a win quota? (joking) (i hope)
Nydestroyer: Dont need to win die rolls when you have the golden draws
MegaDosX: Oh my god Adam
Seth_Erickson: can't wait to get hexgold slashed
Skajetolaf: Oh nooo
RoastedGravy: Adam is punished with good luck
matthaus_c: sus
Skajetolaf: They just love their 1/1
LadyLockwood92: Nature is healing, and ready to be hurt again
MegaDosX: Hype
Mr_Horrible: I guess they wanna leave the lad to block?
Seth_Erickson: I concur
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fungal_bird: Yeah before they have mama for volt charge
MilkInBags: miss a land drop? welcome to death
MegaDosX: It's out of Hexgold range
fungal_bird: Mana*
matthaus_c: turn 3 12 point life swing
Mr_Horrible: I too love gaining 6 on turn 3
SirMorek: nice turn 3
Gooseblast: Any racers?
GredGredmansson: casual turn 3 6/5 vigilink
TrueNateNemesis: how does an opponent with no toxic race something like that?
luke1x: Dang is the artifact deck just good?!?
MegaDosX: That's pretty cool on their part tbh
rachowastaken: that's a weird choice
matthaus_c: artifact deck is like the winningest down from RG
Mr_Horrible: *Bane voice* "It would be very painful... for you"
Seth_Erickson: a land would be fantastic here
Wolfstrike_NL:
o, we kept the enforcer in
MegaDosX: Crack bomb to find a land?
MegaDosX: Or hold to bounce?
MegaDosX: Oh.
matthaus_c: ooooh noooo
MilkInBags: disaster
rachowastaken: RUINED
Nydestroyer: well
Mr_Horrible: sad face
WiJohn: Ouch
MegaDosX: RIP
Seth_Erickson:
thraximore: rip
RoastedGravy: Oh no, BURLY BOI
Skajetolaf: aaaah maaaaan
Ammondale: Tragedy
matthaus_c: so what's why they were attacking so much
MegaDosX: You might be dead >_>
BusTed:
Seth_Erickson: sometimes the opponent has it all
Cocoathunder432:
y3ntil: it was fun while you had it though right?
TrueNateNemesis: oh. okay. that's how they race.
RAZRBCK08: Well we know where Disruption is going
MilkInBags: can't believe they printed Plague Wind on a creature
Wicket01: We found our weakness!
rachowastaken: these are not lands
sporkraptor: how quickly the tables have turned
Skajetolaf: No land
Seth_Erickson: I like flashing in the prowler
molotovcoffee: Land is a myth
matthaus_c: show us the second one
RoastedGravy: Oofa doofa
matthaus_c: LMAO
MilkInBags:
lmao
Mr_Horrible: HUH
rachowastaken: another...
y3ntil: ANOTHER
Nydestroyer: LMAO
thraximore:
MegaDosX: ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Seth_Erickson: never lucky
Cocoathunder432: My heart
SirMorek: our bones!
Skajetolaf: They found your weak spot
SK__Ren: Bruh
WiJohn: Well that second one was just rude
ghizmou: opp : lol no
Wicket01: RIP
MegaDosX: Big Thor energy with that
TrueNateNemesis: OOOFA DOOFA!
lirazel64: Oops.
Mr_Horrible: now wait just a got-dang minute
MegaDosX: "Another!" *smash*
Nydestroyer: now this is a game where you put the happy face on when you lose
Ammondale: The nuts
RoastedGravy: They can't possibly have a THIRD Cinderlash Ravager.
rachowastaken: hey look! a land!
BusTed:
Nydestroyer:
MilkInBags:
Gascitygaming: the haymakers in that
MegaDosX: Back to back Ravagers is a lot
korvys: I don't think we won this in any universe, lol
Skajetolaf: Sparks are flying in this heated battle
SK__Ren: I deliberate didn't ask if the had a 2nd. Thats not how this works
sporkraptor: yyyyyowch
Cocoathunder432:
TrueNateNemesis: geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez
Seth_Erickson: alright now that we've seen 2 ravagers we've met the quota and won't see anymore right
Mr_Horrible: that's pretty rough, yeah
MilkInBags: why do they ask if you had fun? like, are they gonna remove the 2nd copy from their deck if you say no?
MegaDosX: With all the x/1s in the format, those Ravagers put in some work
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Skajetolaf: Let's GO!
tehfewl: 3rd R/G oil deck in a row
Seth_Erickson: could be r/w
Seth_Erickson: r/u I mean
MilkInBags: mostly yes
rachowastaken: gw toxic token/aggro is probs best
DAC169: no
matthaus_c: RG is the deck with the most trophies by a country mile
Wicket01: Where is Graham?! He needs to witness the greatness!!!
Syntheticuh: yeah, rg is the best deck according to all the data
rachowastaken: oh i'm out of date
Skajetolaf: RG seems best, UW the most sexy
MilkInBags:
RG sucks when I play it but it's the best combo in the format when my opponents play it
Syntheticuh: by a fair amount too. its rg then rw then a bunch are grouped together
MilkInBags: not RG werewolves in the werewolves set, that's for sure
djalternative:
Midnight Hunt
AtomicAlchemical: Is RG the best deck, or can nobody pilot UW?
Seth_Erickson: is it that rare?
Ammondale: What was the gruul riot set?
hot_mekaku: so much land screw
thraximore: Allegiance?
Syntheticuh: nah, boros was better in the riot set
Seth_Erickson: red has good removal in general and green has good creatures in general doesn't seem that strange.
MegaDosX: That was RNA wasn't it?
Wolfstrike_NL: midnight hunt was ok
Xed_Regulus: I hear "Red Green" and I'm thinking duct tape sleeve backings lol
AtomicAlchemical: Gates was best, I recall
Bugberry: Boros was in GRN, not RNA with Riot.
cyanidevalentine: RG wasn't bad in Dominaria but then it was basically 5 colour cos you went domain
frozenphoenix7: Was Orzhov/Rakdos for RNA I believe?
y3ntil: MID was the worst RG deck
SirMorek: RNA was also a long time ago
matthaus_c: best decks in Allegiance were the White Guilds and Gates decks
Robot_Bones: Dragons of Tarkir is my bet
Invitare: you won the roll but you lost the draw
Syntheticuh: i might be mixing up my ravnicas and thinking of gatecrash
Gascitygaming: I went gruul/simic usuallyu
Bugberry: Boros was in Guilds of Ravnica with Dimir/Surveil. Gruul was in Ravnica Allegiances with Simic Adapt.
frozenphoenix7: @Syntheticuh Yeah, Gatecrash was the RAV set where Boros was just the best.
Syntheticuh: @frozenphoenix7 ahhh gotcha, my mistake then
Seth_Erickson: veil and bomb here seem good
TheOtherTrevor: watcher to chump?
Seth_Erickson: they're trying to race us and we win
DAC169: Chrome prowler on their turn?
Bugberry: Orzhov was probably the best deck in RNA.
Syntheticuh: that one was bloodrush huh, not riot
ALEISmALPTO: done. again. three colors of mana
MilkInBags:
hey adam, why is the mic knee-shaped?
hot_mekaku: Oh Orzhow with that 4 mana Illgotten inheritance enchantment. Was so nasty but fun.
djalternative: oh right. Adam! You can now set default lands for the LRRMTG account!
Bugberry: RNA had so many busted enchantments, and Green had 0 common or uncommon ways of answering enchantments, which Maro admitted was an oversight.
Nydestroyer: all eggs
Seth_Erickson: do we ever want to switch veil and eyes order of triggering so we can get the eye to be a 5/5?
Invitare: bold of them to just take it
MilkInBags: I mean they need to draw to get out of this
RetroHibiscus: need to target with veil first right?
Spades_Slicc: @Seth_Erickson not how that works
RetroHibiscus: so no window for it to see the eye
Seth_Erickson: oh you're right
matthaus_c: oh shit
MilkInBags: oh
matthaus_c: what a turnaround
MegaDosX: Prism gon' punch
thraximore: that's a good draw for them
Ammondale: Were dead if they see it
MilkInBags: they have lethal so
LadyLockwood92: Oof.
Seth_Erickson: it was exactly dead
MegaDosX: Yeah they had exactsies
RoastedGravy: I mean, you made your money back.
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Spades_Slicc: For anyone wondering, the veil trigger targets when it enters the stack, so even if you order the triggers that the eyes would resolve first, it still isn't a creature by the time that you need to choose a target for veil of tears
MilkInBags: yeah with 2 striders on the play, it's rough to stay back
MegaDosX: Your deck did well!
matthaus_c: deck was good and played really high quality games
Mr_Horrible: yeah, a decent run for a neat deck
y3ntil: got land stuck a fair bit
rosesmcgee: I thought it was a great deck, lots of fun
LadyLockwood92: Deck was good, had some bad draws here and here, bu that's just Magic.
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MegaDosX:
Maybe you can summon Graham during the break so you can rest and let him play
Mr_Horrible: was nice that we got to see it pop off a few times, too. Always great when a deck with a particular plan gets to execute on it
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MilkInBags: have a nice break
matthaus_c: cycle your legs, stretch your fluids, dust your wets
SnowBuddy18: I just showered, I think I'm watered
TehAmelie: i just chugged a whole lot of water. with bubbles and caffeine and sweetener in
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thraximore:
@TehAmelie
GapFiller: I've just been out in the rain
Nydestroyer: So chat, am I crazy for scheduling an appointment with geek squad to come fix my desks cable management?
GapFiller: the alternative is looking like Matt Wiggins
EOstby: It's only crazy if it doesn't work.
Nydestroyer: My setup is getting hella complex and my desk is just a pile of wires
Nydestroyer:
and my new kitten really likes chewing on wires
TehAmelie: adorable, yet destructive. it's already good at being a cat then
laundreydhull: How did u do?
matthaus_c: that's chill
MegaDosX: You can open your packs at least
smoke_knight: A fair and valid choice
laundreydhull: Or how'd it go?
bwk789: Set up some defaults
EOstby: That's solid.
MilkInBags: favourite format to draft on arena? and favourite format to draft in paper that's not battlebond?
MegaDosX:
Nah deck's perfect
Wiliart: You could start a sealed, Graham loves sealed.
djalternative: is sealed available?
laundreydhull:
You made this work 
& that's what counts.
djalternative: is ONE on quickdraft?
MegaDosX: Sealed is available for another day or so
matthaus_c: strong choice
MilkInBags: oh right you really praised that one
MegaDosX: It Graham!
matthaus_c: hello G
LadyLockwood92: Hey G ^^
djalternative: hoi G
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TehAmelie: ohaio
RoastedGravy: Yo, Big G
NotCainNorAbel: we good
BusTed: 👋
Pharmacistjudge: Hello G
RoastedGravy: How's it hanging?
MilkInBags:
I was acknowledged 
ALEISmALPTO: hey hey hey
MegaDosX: Sinew Dancer is mediocre without toxic tbh
Kelderan: Hey Graham how's it going I hope you're doing okay.
matthaus_c: got some nice thunderstorms out my window
Mandillio: Hey.
Mythallian: hi graham
YeomanAres: This week's crapshot was great
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ogier300:
No, Ogier the Dane reference.
TehAmelie: adam has been nice to us. it's weird
hammith: It's a Graham!
iris_of_ether: I mean neither did I, but still
MilkInBags:
the fake format packs
Bugberry: I got really far in Wheel of Time and it's so hard to get back into.
laundreydhull:
MegaDosX: There's some interesting stuff, but nothing stone busted
Bugberry: The alchemy stuff looks awesome.
AtomicAlchemical: References in chat? That makes me think about Holes
MilkInBags: I mean designers don't make them so
TheWriterAleph:
on another PLANE?
MegaDosX:
You can show him in your collection you know
korvys: I would very much like an Arena where I can just say "no alchemy cards, please"
laundreydhull: Another Dementor of a Dimension, alchemy
matthaus_c: Contagion Engine in the Spellbook hell yeah
Mr_Horrible: everything in the spellbook *also* proliferates, yeah
MegaDosX: Also Sword of Truth and Justice, notably
matthaus_c: tbf UG needs the push
molotovcoffee: they are actually great it's just not the paper magic it becomes a digital card game
MilkInBags: alchemy just sounds like fans making up cards to fit their pet deck
Gooseblast: Whenever you proliferate, draft a bomb
djalternative: I wouldn't mind drafting Alchemy once
korvys: I do my best to just pretend alchemy doesn't exist
MegaDosX: I don't think this Alchemy set is really that busted tbh, but that might just be me
Mr_Horrible:
yeah, good thing that can't happen in ONE
RokuNalaar: Wait, Crimson Wov is on there?
laundreydhull: It's warm over there? Feeling kind of jealous...
djalternative: honestly, I've found Alchemy really fun as Draft
Syntheticuh: yeah, im not a huge fan of a draft format that wasnt balanced over a course of months by wotc and instead is just busted constructed stuff thrown in there
Bugberry: I like the Alchemy cards that support archetypes that didn't make it in Standard.
Syntheticuh: but im glad it exists for people that like it
MegaDosX: Oh snap SquaredCircle
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX it's prolly pretty cracked in Limited, tbf, it's reasonable when we look at it for Constructed formats
Earthenone: i like the zealot
googoltudoris: lousy smarch weather
laundreydhull: Wealot? Zealot?
MegaDosX: The entirety of the wrestling subreddit is drafting with you
Earthenone: 3/3 mites are great
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adambomb625: Woo! Land!
satyropodobny: fleshcutter is nice for cutting flesh
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c True. Those things that put copies of cards into your deck are probably wild in limited
laundreydhull: Jugg
matthaus_c: big juggs
tehfewl: big juggs
djalternative: Big Juggs!
Seth_Erickson: stalker is decent
adambomb625: Needs more faces
satyropodobny: Chugg Big Jugg
Seth_Erickson: Think you want one of the 2 drops
BartholemewTheKitten: Make mites, then juggs
laundreydhull:
JUGG over enforcer
MilkInBags: Adam!
RassilonDND: Whoops meant bathed...
MilkInBags: huh I mean Graham!
googoltudoris: GROND! GROND! GROND! wait sorry, this is phyrexia not middle earth
matthaus_c: world hard and cold, big juggs soft and warm
AtomicAlchemical: Graaz wheels 100%
Seth_Erickson: I think mites is better in this aggressive format
MilkInBags: I really wish RB was good
Mr_Horrible: charge is absolutely one of those commons that keeps doing more work than I think it does
AtomicAlchemical: I mean, sealed is always slower
tehfewl: love opening a mirran safehouse
MilkInBags: I know but RB in ONE is *cool*
SirMorek: yeah but what if we had more?
matthaus_c: we sure had AFR and VOW
bwk789: I had graaz as a top end in my UB prerelease built around jace and flyers
Bugberry: RB wasn't good in new Capenna. and even with Brokers being good, GW hasn't been busted in a long time.
googoltudoris: "i don't think he knows about fourth RB, pip"
MegaDosX: Abzan Britney?
matthaus_c: that's a REAL late Chorus
googoltudoris: it is mildly less terrible in paper, but yeah
RayFK: JUDGE
MilkInBags: fleshcutter is messed up though
GredGredmansson: wait how did Graham cheat chat? I missed it
satyropodobny:
With second chorus we might never get to 5
Pharmacistjudge: G, Cheating requires knowing that the rules is wrong and still doing it
MegaDosX:
@RayFK Probably a bit late for a judge call
DAC169: you CHEATED? D:
Pharmacistjudge: Jordan, No
land_manatee: ooh, I do like G/W
bwk789: Nim puts in hand, he put into play
googoltudoris: big "everything i hate about the shitty innistrad greyscales" energy
korvys: GRV
Pharmacistjudge: You played wrong, it happens
MilkInBags: report yourself to the nearest police station
laundreydhull:
@megadosx RayFK is a 
?
TehAmelie: an rules error was committed
MegaDosX:
How dare you make mistakes while playing MTG
matthaus_c: she violate my game rules until I restore the game state
MilkInBags: Graham and Bertoncini, same thing
RayFK: I'm telling the Magic cops
SnowBuddy18: @matthaus_c hot
djalternative: I "cheat" all the time at prereleases. It happens
MegaDosX: Who actually /was/ the first person to make a mistake playing MTG?
EOstby:
Wait, you mean playing Magic wasn't the first mistake? 
ElektroTal: i'm horrified by your lapse, and will be withdrawing all of my support
TehAmelie: like The Invention of Lying
AtomicAlchemical: Then the Fire Nation attacked
Driosenth: All these years, the judges have a reason to be!
Pharmacistjudge: Jordan, you are the Magic Cops. mr. #wotcstaff
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX the Alpha development team
GredGredmansson: more rare lands
MegaDosX: Another fastland? Wow
ElektroTal: Barry Reich, in the first game of magic against Richard Garfield
MegaDosX: RAT KING
laundreydhull: Duh King
LadyLockwood92: The art for that card is...weird to me.
cyanidevalentine: Ratto!
thraximore: RAT! RAT! RAT! 🐀 🐀 🐀
MegaDosX: I remade my Marrow-Gnawer Brawl deck to now have Karumonix at the helm
LadyLockwood92: Like...it feels like it's not the right proportions.
oatway: just get passed another karumonix imo
AtomicAlchemical: Rats! Rats! Rats! Rats!
Bugberry: People misattribute what FIRE design is about, making commons fun and playable has been the biggest benefit.
Pharmacistjudge: chat, wasn't there a crapshot of a very bad apology?
rachowastaken: rat king was one of my rares at the prerelease and i opened ZERO rats Sadge
Earthenone:
its wat your old deck wanted
DAC169:
you say that like you're using only 1 glider 
thraximore:
@rachowastaken 
TehAmelie: have people seen The Invention of Lying? it's a bad movie with a novel premise that's covered by the title
hot_mekaku:
I always fp Apostle cause I once won a losing game with a corrupted Apostle with Giant Growth hitting for 16 in the air
MegaDosX: It seems a reasonable commander in Brawl or Commander
GredGredmansson: @TehAmelie i've heard about it
DAC169:
@TehAmelie I've wanted to, but I haven't 
thraximore: rat will wheel 🐀
matthaus_c: is it?
smoke_knight: I saw that movie
MegaDosX: Vorinclex needs to learn what birds are
EOstby: "Bird"
GredGredmansson: r/birdsAREreal
matthaus_c: that's just what birds look like outside my window right now
rachowastaken: "hey this phyrexian thing only looks like a mockery of what it's supposed to be >:("
RokuNalaar: Trades for a whisper of the dross
definenull: blue green had their time in the limelight in 2020
MilkInBags:
blocking
EOstby: Testament Bearer has art that is too good to be a common.
djalternative: Yeah. Better than people thought but def not busted.
korvys: Traded for like, that 4/4 Toxic 3, etc
Bugberry: and the mites not being able to block makes the 4/1 a lot more appealing.
Dalouer: people dont want to do the math
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c What's it like living in the Hunter's Maze?
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX you better get used to the taste of copper
tehfewl: thats a late jor kadeen
thraximore: rat Benjamins
LadyLockwood92: @TehAmelie I've seen it, it kinda suffers from 'Having Ricky Gervais in it' so makes it a no for a rewatch unfortunately.
TehAmelie: get thee behind my blockers, Satan
djalternative: Benjamin "RAT" Wheeler
Bugberry: @DAC169 standard and limited rarely align. GB was the worst deck in GRN but everyone was playing GB Midrange.
MilkInBags: wipe the board, win the game
tehfewl: unbeatable
Earthenone: its wrath of god with free mites
satyropodobny: My granpa told me that he used to block all the time, all he needed was his self confidence and a firm handshake
matthaus_c: UG decks in Standard are also a bo1 meme
smoke_knight: That's gross
MilkInBags:
isn't it fun?
MegaDosX: Martial Coup with upside
RAZRBCK08: White Sun's Twilight is great, definitely won me a couple games
MilkInBags:
you see your opponent with white sun's twilight, and then you open your packs and get red sun's twilight
tehfewl: also by the time you get to 7 mana you op is probably hellbent
matthaus_c: hot
MegaDosX: Rewarded!
ghizmou: I forgot it gained you life on top of it
RAZRBCK08: Seedcore is good if you're plan is toxic with mites
odium_chlorite: Remember when Ashlen countered Jimmy's spell by discarding Ulamog, it's a stricly better version of what she countered
MilkInBags: it says "win the game next turn"
MegaDosX: Yeah Battle Cry too
frozenphoenix7: Gotta callback Hero of Bladehold as much as we can
laundreydhull: Vindicator when, draft?
MegaDosX: Skitterfang is kill on sight
lesbianpunkpyromancer20: there is also one uncommon with flash back for no reason
MegaDosX: And is outstanding in proliferate decks
matthaus_c: I actually really like having one-off rares with keywords like that
Spades_Slicc: She has battlecry because ~lore~
googoltudoris: didn't gavin do a "good morning magic" about sprinkling in old keywords now and then?
MilkInBags: dealing 20 or 10 poison is the removal
ElektroTal: i've started using skitterfang a lot, and that card does absurd
matthaus_c: @googoltudoris he sure did!
Bugberry: @lesbianpunkpyromancer20 it's definitely for a reason. It's a very popular mechanic and some cards care about Flashback specifically.
korvys: I've felt Anoint is really important for getting early poison in (or preventing early poison)
MilkInBags:
Mr_Horrible: I think it's still the centipede
MegaDosX: In the art revealed for MOM she's on Drivnod's shoulder
Earthenone: Sheoldred's post-it nnote
LadyLockwood92: I think it's still the Worm from DMU
laundreydhull:
Dat ONE blue Fork of Mirrodin
MilkInBags: or she's doing the phyrexian dance for YMCA
odium_chlorite: @lesbianpunkpyromancer20 Gavin made a video about that actually
matthaus_c: @lesbianpunkpyromancer20 if you look at Glimpse the Cosmos from KHM, you'll probably grasp why they just put the word Flashback on the card now
EOstby: The worst person you know just made a good point.
saucemaster5000: only microwave tuna in the office upstairs (screw Terry)
MilkInBags: passing glares too
Nydestroyer: you know the idea of warming up tuna never crossed my mind
Nydestroyer: sounds gross
forshamesir:
16 lands
MegaDosX: Well.
matthaus_c: well
Juliamon: Nydestroyer counterpoint: tuna melt
MilkInBags: elesh norn is despised for having a plan and a vision
satyropodobny: A bit of an overkill, but no one's brought tuna melt to the dross pits ever since
MegaDosX: Look, all of them suck for different reasons
Jobot180: Sheoldred's passive aggressive letter to the editor
matthaus_c: they're all leopards eating faces
frozenphoenix7: They're all the worst in different ways
Mr_Horrible: I maintain that Jin is the worst, just because he's a twerp
lesbianpunkpyromancer20: Elesh norn is the big bad
RAZRBCK08: Sheoldred is like in 2nd place
BloodnBullets: hell of a chorus
odium_chlorite: Urabrask is the only one that's tolerable
thraximore: at least Elesh Norn has an ethos, Vorinclex is just boring
LadyLockwood92: Yeah, Elesh Norn is probably worst by dint of being in charge.
EOstby: Probably, but the meme template doesn't say "The second-worst person you know".
Phrawger: they hated elesh norn for girlbossing the multiverse
googoltudoris: sheoldred's the worst when opponent plays them for the FOURTH FUCKING TIME TODAY
MilkInBags: vorinclex is the most clueless
korvys: om nom nom
Nydestroyer: @Juliamon oh yea you are right, I was only thinking of like a tuna and normal white bread sandwich
Mr_Horrible: Vorinclex is Cookie Monster
MegaDosX: I like how the token good guy among the praetors is still a bit of a wingus
SolarBlitz1: ook, dooka dook, dooka dook
frozenphoenix7: Vorinclex is actually reasonably smart. He just prefers to not have to think
frozenphoenix7: and would rather just fight stuff
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laundreydhull: Mirran, such a funny manarock
satyropodobny: Vorinclex is peak neuron activation
odium_chlorite: Jin is the guy from the "I work out at the library" comic
thraximore: "Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism but at least it's an ethos!"
lirazel64: Every civilization needs a Big Ape.
MegaDosX: Jin Gitaxias is the manifestation of that "you need a high IQ" meme
djalternative: Praetor Election
korvys: He's the Garruk
Phrawger: C is for Colorless, that's good enough for me
googoltudoris: @frozenphoenix7 big mood sometimes
LadyLockwood92: Bio-mechanical Nighmare?
SnowBuddy18: Praetorean Guard
AtomicAlchemical: He's not even good. He's just the least expansionist
odium_chlorite: also Urabrask canonically speaks with an accent which I love
Spades_Slicc: Urabrask: As phyrexians we should all do whatever we want to do! Most people: I want to not be a phyrexian Urabrask: >:(
Jobot180: Vorinclex for City Council
MilkInBags: no love for the lands that draw, graham?
Pharmacistjudge: Vorinclex as HOA president?
thraximore: Boston accent
matthaus_c:
the fact that Urabrask can even be seen as a "good guy" is so wild he doesn't force people into compleation, just, y'know, coerces the shit out of them
Drathak:
only intellectuals will understand the blue color preator
rachowastaken: all the other praetors talk about vorinclex like he's just a weird dog
odium_chlorite: he speaks slightly differently than other Phyrexians
RayFK: Urabrask speaks with slang
frozenphoenix7: He speaks more in like, Phyrexian slang and stuff
noSmokeFire: Boston accent
Mr_Horrible: I've been hearing good stuff about it
djalternative: Yeah. Urbrask speaks with an accent as a deliberate FU to Elish Norn
RassilonDND: I feel like Vorinclex would be the praetor i'd vote for. He seems the most deece.
MegaDosX: You guys should also see if you want to set favourite basics now too
MegaDosX: Since you can do that as of this week's release
Earthenone: draw spell probobly a cut too
thraximore: @matthaus_c the bar is *really* low
djalternative: Phyrexians have accents by social class
lesbianpunkpyromancer20: Elesh norn subjugated jin,vorenclex, and sheoldred to help her do a facism. Urabrask never bent the knee and sheoldred recently betrayed her
tehfewl: glup and 1 charge
TheWriterAleph: @djalternative "hwhy am i speaking hwhat hway?"
AtomicAlchemical: Cockny Urbrask
dumbo3k: Returnal is pretty sweet, I've been enjoying it
rachowastaken: how did we get four crawling choruses wtf
saucemaster5000: I'll keep telling people Returnal's not worth playing to keep the numbers right
Nydestroyer: one mite?
jessieimproved: I really want to play Returnal because I really loved Children of Morta but I think...I need to git gud
zdeeks: 1 mites?
zdeeks: charge of that is
Bugberry: Urabrask would talk like a Chimney Sweep
matthaus_c: @rachowastaken prolly people forcing RG
MilkInBags: zealot makes 3/3 mites
LadyLockwood92: Literally 'Don't blame me. I voted for Vorinclex' honestly.
laundreydhull:
So what's the actual word 
on Destiny?(2) is the game/campaign undergoing a soft reset or I probably don't get it(?)
satyropodobny: @matthaus_c he's not forcing them to be compleated, but they'll get compleated anyway. Because of the Implication.
frozenphoenix7: They've talked about it in some of the different worldbuilding things. Sheoldred tries to replicate how Yawgmoth speaks, Jin uses longer words and stuff to prove how smart he is, Urabrask uses slang, etc.
xantos69: I would argue to keep the Skullbomb in since it can jump a poison threat in the late game and push that last critical attack.
matthaus_c:
@satyropodobny A+ evaluation
mielkevejen: 15 lands easily. Hot take: 17 lands is a ridiculous amount in a 40-card deck. It's like playing over 25 lands in a 60-card deck.
TehAmelie: i'm pretty sure we had Vorinclex brand cleanser when i was a janitor. it sounds like a name for a professional product that's sold in barrels
Earthenone: you do lands diferent now
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Earthenone: you need to set prefered art
djalternative: now we can set default lands!
MegaDosX: Yeah you can set defaults now
DudelidouX: Almost all my decks in this format are 16 landers
MilkInBags: it only took 84 years for favourite basic lands
MegaDosX: You can work around that
googoltudoris: lmao
bwk789: I rewatched your baldurs gate mono white draft the other day, love that VOD!
matthaus_c: all my homies love sub-10 land decks
RokuNalaar: G: "We don't have fancy lands" Favorite feature: "Allow me to introduce myself
googoltudoris: it's gotta be the number 1 land people want to favorite...
MilkInBags: just put 5 lands in
y3ntil: With the BO1 smoother I feel 16 is free
MegaDosX: Those stained glass lands are so pretty
matthaus_c: fuck yeah the Priests
MegaDosX: The A-Men
mielkevejen:
17/40 = 42.5% = 25.5/60
djalternative: I rewatch that Baulder's Gate draft often
land_manatee: Another dwarf
Skajetolaf: Oh wow that was an all time high
matthaus_c: Priests need to be added to the FNPF scroll
thraximore:
LadyLockwood92: I do think the stained glass lands are one of the best recent full arts.
Wiliart: That storming out deck was great too.
Spades_Slicc: would you draft 6 mandible justicars today if you could?
LadyLockwood92: Isn't that deck in the 2022 highlight reel?
ElektroTal: meanwhile i just remember getting clocked by Wheeler's mono white deck during the baldur's gate ppr
oatway: I ran a 15 land draft deck, but it was BRO RU prowess and my curve stopped at 3
Bugberry: speaking of favorite land arts, I really hope we get OG Terramorphic Expanse art on Arena.
odium_chlorite: "You guys are proud about this one" "WOULDN'T YOU?"
djalternative: is it that the camera makes you look like a rosate spoonbill?
Mr_Horrible: Adam tries to fix the camera and somehow gets TRON'd
land_manatee: The gorilla guides you to the truth
Nydestroyer: ook ook smart
MilkInBags: I once ran a deck with 13 lands, but that was an Ikoria cycling deck
ladyjessica: Adam “vorinclex” savadan.
sporkraptor: I remember that deck, yeah
satyropodobny: Who wants to bet oppo will explode from T1 crawling chorus?
MegaDosX: That deck was the best kind of stupid
bwk789: Surely a gorilla fixes the problem with PUNCH?
land_manatee: ah yes, "curve out"
mielkevejen:
I have run 14-landers and had all the land in the world.
matthaus_c: on the play, curve out, don't punt
EvilBadman: "I am a gorrila" Proceeds to guide where the setting are
MegaDosX: Oh look a thing to whisper to
googoltudoris: that was before my time. which vod is it, 14-07 or 28-07?
MegaDosX: You can Whispers it too
1y1e: @googoltudoris 2022-07-07 by my reckoning
odium_chlorite: teeth are online baby
MilkInBags: teeth and mask tribal
MegaDosX: There's a lot of x/1s in the format, so Whispers would put in work there
googoltudoris: @1y1e tyty
MegaDosX: Oh that's spicy
Diabore: op in trouble
MilkInBags: <message deleted>what if they have a 3/4
MegaDosX: Opponent is seriously on the backfoot
Nydestroyer: on track for the double kill
Spades_Slicc: You mite even say that it's . . . Toxic
Diabore: we kill it with the -4/-4
MegaDosX: Save the Drown, surely
RokuNalaar: I would rather draw
laundreydhull: Mites in TuTus- wait a minute....
MilkInBags: <message deleted>they'll block so, don't
korvys: Drown is good for the hypothetical 3/4
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rachowastaken: sorry i only enjoy good lands
MegaDosX: Well
Diabore: our mites!
MegaDosX: That's not the worst in the world
djalternative: oh. I can see it too
MilkInBags: <message deleted>yeah the thing in chat is me, sorry
LadyLockwood92: I've been known to enjoy a Plains on occasion. You know...socially, with friends.
MegaDosX: Just hope they don't have another one
MegaDosX: Or a Ravager
Diabore: chorus, we're so close to poison out
thraximore: I've been seeing that since yesterday
googoltudoris: twitch is having... issues
Mangledpixel: it shows for us too
MegaDosX: NaN is "not a number"
Juliamon: It's tied to raids
thraximore: @MegaDosX I did not know that, thanks!
sporkraptor: I'm not seeing it?
matthaus_c: feels like that cinderlash is too little too late
MegaDosX: Oh.
MAPBoardgames: When the catgirl is really bad at math. She says "NaN/NaN~!"
definenull: Checkpoint!
laundreydhull: Dewwitts!
MegaDosX: Don't hate it
RokuNalaar: Drown. That. Thing!
MegaDosX: Sinew Dancer is still a good play here
MilkInBags: <message deleted>with sinew dancer online, they can't do much except have a rare
MegaDosX: Oh wow
Akaiatana: It's ichor, not 'quicker'
xantos69: Oh my BOY!
MegaDosX: Thrun is the stompiest green ever
Earthenone: lot of words, no reach
Mr_Horrible: I mean, they're still on a 2-turn clock, basically
RayFK: But you sure can swing both and devotion to kill it
Bugberry: @Earthenone he's an attacker, not a defender.
TehAmelie: good calculators can tell you the answer is NaN if you divide by 0 or something that isn't math
MegaDosX: Going wide would have been good to get around Thrun, but oh well
RayFK: I AM MAGIC #wotcstaff
MilkInBags: <message deleted>no no I like the version where jordan is wrong OpieOP
RayFK: *Note I am not Magic
Diabore: irrelevant
sporkraptor: goodnight
LadyLockwood92: We'll never know.
MegaDosX: @RayFK But are you the senate?
spawnofhastur: opponent got a faceful of teeth
mielkevejen: Really showing the difference Toxic versus infect makes
RayFK: MilkInBags that version is a falsehood
djalternative: @RayFK well, you just need to go to the courthouse. Then you can become Magic. Just like Magic Johnson
RayFK: More like Milkinbanned
matthaus_c: Milk is our foremost hero
Diabore: milk is very antagonistic
MegaDosX: Wow
MegaDosX: Get demolished
Juliamon:
Pharmacistjudge: Jordan is simultenously Magic and not Magic. so he could be anything
LadyLockwood92: Oh no! We only just got Graham!
AkiraBalance27: I believe in Milk as the protagonist
lochnessseammonster: our favourite anti hero, milk in bags
rachowastaken: i'm sorry what was that beverage???
frozenphoenix7: Lost the die roll, game's rigged
MilkInBags: I was shot!
rachowastaken: cold brew soda?
googoltudoris: @RayFK so did they give you a different uname for dicking around in arena, or is your regular one mythic now?
Gascitygaming: "keep" draws another land "keep harder boy!"
sporkraptor: ooooo cold brew cream soda??? want want want
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Diabore: super kill that
matthaus_c: Dancer is a great draw here
bwk789: Is their avatar phage? When did that happen?
MilkInBags: Adam knows to not take me seriously because he can imagine me with an orange pop mustache
RayFK: @googoltudoris when it comes to Arena I am just a player, I have no involvement. #wotcstaff
matthaus_c: blast me daddy
Diabore: such dangerous water on mirro phyrexia
matthaus_c: oooh no blast
MilkInBags: it's lemur
CaffeinatedLemur: I find it funny
xantos69:
50 MTG with the LRR crew and hot Indian food. This is going to be a great day.
Seth_Erickson: seems like a skill diff to me
TehAmelie: how do you say "Lemuria"?
djalternative: To be honest, I didn't notice you were pronouncing it wrong
googoltudoris: huh, so they don't mythic all wotcstaff, just the ones who work on arena?
saucemaster5000: We gave up trying to get Adam to speak good after "meowdy"
MegaDosX: Uh oh
satyropodobny: could have prevented dmg from dancer and make a mite
MegaDosX: Yeah he needs a creature to do that
DudelidouX: always funny when people don't know how to say names.
MegaDosX: You can just kill Lukka, yeah
GredGredmansson: glare kills Lukka
Diabore: attack with ria, then kill lukka
spawnofhastur: man lukka's such a dink. he deserved to get compleated for being an idiot
WiJohn: Remember Ria is not a may
MegaDosX: I don't hate killing the creature and combat killing Lukka
MDK_Marshal:
Two 1/1's, thanks to battle cry, right?
Seth_Erickson: we don't want 1/1's against r/g right?
EOstby: Ria has Battle Cry, though.
AkiraBalance27: cant you just swing the 2 1's at lukka because of battle cry?
matthaus_c: JESUS
MilkInBags: damn
Mr_Horrible: Lukka calm down
Seth_Erickson: Lukka please
y3ntil: Lukka pls
MegaDosX: Inside voice, Lukka
Diabore: lukka is a yeller
MAPBoardgames: I LIVE!
DudelidouX: LMAO
pn55:
DrLigmaPhD: LUKKA CHILL
djalternative: the real Lets Nope
LadyLockwood92: Calm the fuck down Lukka. Jeez.
hot_mekaku:
He got mad
noSmokeFire: lukka is a dink to the end
MilkInBags: Arena D:
lochnessseammonster:
adam was the first streamer to no scope my name, and then promptly forgot about the secret extra m so it still got to be a surprise one day
oatway: lukka no chill
Jobot180: Goddammit Lukka
Drathak: Lukka got you on the way out
CaffeinatedLemur: maup
TheWriterAleph:
WiJohn: Lukka, annoying in death as in life
RayFK: Lukka found his calling, scaring the shit out of you
Juliamon: FFS Lukka
lochnessseammonster:
satyropodobny: Jesus Lukka stop plugging your podcast
LadyLockwood92: That's how he gets you.
matthaus_c: my emperor needs me
laundreydhull: My emperor needs me....
frozenphoenix7: "My emperor needs me"
MegaDosX: "My emperor needs me"
AkiraBalance27: lukkas the new garruk
MilkInBags: what a dork
rachowastaken: kaito also sounds like a massive nerd in this game
Spades_Slicc: mY eMpoRER nEEds mE
6 raiders from Luminaire_p have joined!
MegaDosX: No Ravager or Blast one time?
Pharmacistjudge: he says "my emporer needs me" which reminds me of starfox of "my emperor, I failed you"
SolarBlitz1: Why did Lukka sound like a weird robotic version of Beej's "super judge" voice
Spades_Slicc: howdy raidesr
rachowastaken: *pushes up glasses* can't catch what you can't see
laundreydhull: Sure.
GredGredmansson: HEY GUYS WHAT WE COMPLEATIN'
frozenphoenix7: Yes.
matthaus_c: Garruk is still alive and better than ever
Seth_Erickson: Kaito's va is also english Ling from FMA:B which made it funnier to me.
y3ntil: He was babysitting the twins for a bit
MegaDosX: I want to see Garruk chokeslam Vorinclex in MOM
frozenphoenix7: He was looking for the Twins iirc?
KanisGamesTV: he was on Eldraine last yeah?
Mr_Horrible: Garruk's just messin' around after that juice cleanse he got on Eldraine
Delalelilolu: why is your opponent 4 colours
LadyLockwood92: Garruk's still around. Last time we saw him was Eldraine still.
spawnofhastur: garruk's probably chilling with with the kenriths somewhere
Luminaire_p:
laundreydhull: Garruk chilled post Chain Veil curse at Eldraino
Bugberry: Garruk is protecting the twins
DrLigmaPhD: Papa G is being a stepdad the Kenrith twins
djalternative: Garruk's hunting Oko across the multiverse last we saw
Juliamon: Garruk's taking some time off after that whole chain veil thing
Mythallian: garruk is no longer babysitting the kenrith twins right?
odium_chlorite: my fave is Tibalt Cosmic Impostor's "watch the coat it's borrowed"
MegaDosX: Oh my god this attack tho
hot_mekaku:
Garruk never shows up for the big all ending story events
lochnessseammonster: ooo maybe he'll show up in MOM to defend eldraine
MilkInBags:
ria ivor is fair
lochnessseammonster: or get compleated...
satyropodobny: Garruk's self-care day was a story spotlight card in Eldraine
frozenphoenix7: @Mythallian Last we saw of him he was going to do that. And then we've seen the Kenriths afterward and not seen him, so who knows.
TrueNateNemesis: plains, white sun?
MegaDosX: Even Hazardous Blast wouldn't have saved them
matthaus_c:
they play Plains, tap Prism, White Suns's Zenith 
LadyLockwood92: I hope they don't compleat him, that would be kinda boring.
GredGredmansson: when we last saw Garruk he decided the Kenriths were fine on Valor's Reach so he went to do his own thing; about a week later Kasmina enrolled them in Strixhaven
Drathak: Id be a little annoyed if they compleat him after he got cursed too
RayFK: WELL. DID YOU?
jaboc038: Oh while you are both here mini sidewalk slam on sami zayn and roman reigns
laundreydhull: Garruk clapping Lukka in a card art?
Earthenone:
the more you say yes, the more polls you get
DrLigmaPhD: Garruk got therapy from a twink and he's all good now
Seth_Erickson: Miyazaki's back behind the levers again
AkiraBalance27: theyre worried because people are dying too fast
odium_chlorite: I kinda want Garruk to have a parent arc with Will and Rowan
CaffeinatedLemur: Crank the Lever, Pull that Dial
Spades_Slicc: yes I have
Mr_Horrible: Miyazaki at the WotC office
MilkInBags: after she buys dinner, yes
QberryMuffin: Does the did you have fun show up more when someone concedes?
Brianlive:
"Did you play against Jodah? "
cyanidevalentine: *in a yuzma voice* Pull the lever mod!
spawnofhastur: reminds me of players in person refusing the handshake coz they got mana screwed
EOstby: Pull the lever, Kronk!
Akaiatana: Garruk was right about one thing: the conscience of of one oathwatch planeswalker is a small price to pay for defeating Phyrexia.
LadyLockwood92: "Hah, fooled you!"
thraximore: not to fifty!
RayFK: I got shivers with you saying "waterfowl dance"
jaboc038: Oh while you are both here mini sidewalk slam on sami zayn and the bloodline story
pipshardfour: Who is drafting on FNP?
RayFK: Fucking 1000 yard stare of Milenia
Jovh11: I want Garruk to have a son and make an "After Earth-esque' movie on a desolate plane
Seth_Erickson: I beat ng+ malenia yesterday was a beating
laundreydhull: @akaiatana when the hell was this?
MurphEP: We've had one Godskin, but what about TWO Godskins
LadyLockwood92: Hell yeah.
MilkInBags: I mean when should they do it?
rachowastaken: surprise!
Mr_Horrible: oh btw here's some DLC coming baiiiiiiii
AkiraBalance27: malenia and miquella as the twin princes boss
SolarBlitz1: Just a true "Oh, before I go home"
MilkInBags: for them it's just work
LadyLockwood92: Here's some key ar.
EvilBadman: Wait tell he find the dogs with bees lever
matthaus_c: fromsoft is dilt bifferent
Gooseblast: Refused to elaborate
LadyLockwood92: art*
Amentur: Here's a picture! (personally love the picture)
Akaiatana: @laundreydhull in the pale moonlight
lochnessseammonster:
amazing
DrLigmaPhD: 10 am saturday
Earthenone:
with a game like that, they know they dont need to do much
MurphEP: With the same cadence that Adam posts his editing timeline
spawnofhastur: that's a real yoko taro kinda move tbh
jaboc038: Hey graham did you enjoy the royal rumble?
Seth_Erickson: the 1 year anniversary of Elden Ring perhaps
oatway: pr is hard, okay
RayFK: Fromsoft does Marketing its own way. And it works.
Seth_Erickson: might have been a good time there.
RayFK: And I'm jealous
LadyLockwood92: Here's some key art and a reference to some of Miquella's cut dialouge.
Drathak: Good to be humble, spend more energy and money on development
MilkInBags: they could do 0 ad for it and still sell millions of copies
MaygeKyatt: especially cause they announced it... 3 days too late for the 1 year anniversary of the game's release
TemporallyAwry: Honestly, I'd seriously love for more companies to "anti-brand" advertise like that.
MegaDosX: Ah scheduling, the end boss of adulthood
TemporallyAwry: If you care, you're hear. Is a good style.
DrLigmaPhD: Cmon and slam
RayFK: I 100% thought you were leaving that sentence at "the lads I watch wrestling with have been challenging"
spawnofhastur: don't you ever just want to go ape shitt?
jaboc038: The bloodline storyline is the best it has been in years
saucemaster5000: Fromsoft doesn't understand its own success and approaches every event like a wallflower clutching an empty red party cup
MAPBoardgames: Did I hear rumbling of an Autumnal Rumble?
GapFiller: lil surprised Adam isnt one of those lads w/ whom G watches the Rumble
GapFiller: or maybe he is
Mr_Horrible: someone who hangs out on the wall at the party
Seth_Erickson: someone who blends into the wall instead of being aparty of the group
Juliamon: hanging out, against the wall, avoiding everyone
GredGredmansson: (no one knows that I made goty)
Izandai: Shy person who just stands against the wall not talking to anyone.
matthaus_c: aka every Neil Gaiman protag
Seth_Erickson: Unbelievable
MilkInBags: can't believe Kathleen refused to dance
TemporallyAwry: WallFlower - "decorating the wall" rather than participating.
on_and_awful: how's all this going?
AtomicAlchemical: "They don't know I'm a wallflower"
LadyLockwood92: @MilkInBags I can.
GapFiller: didnt Ash say yes for Prom Nite
RayFK: It was an awkward wedding when kathleen turned down the dance
matthaus_c: jordan
MilkInBags:
@RayFK
jaboc038: @GapFiller graham is talking about his highschool buddies. They have been watching together since 2008
goosevk: can't believe james wouldn't dance
Sogheim: new checkpoint? yay!
Drathak: Well then it's a rule, no one is allowed to dance only wallflowering
Seth_Erickson: I only went to prom once and it was the girl that asked me to go and because of how are group ended up planning we just completely missed teh actual dance and hung out and ate dinner at one of the person's house. Was a good time.
GapFiller: jaboc038 Adam went to Oak Bay too
Driosenth: Graham, please tell us your first dance was the Shepard Shuffle
TriforceDrummer: I'm also amused by the idea Graham was a Wallflower at his own wedding
Pharmacistjudge: I assume at a wedding everyone is bad at dancing.
Izandai: That's why it's American tradition to do the Hokey Pokey at weddings. You don't have to be a good dancer to do the Hokey Pokey.
DudelidouX: I would make everyone stand against the wall if I'm ever forced to get married.
GapFiller: tho yes that doesnt mean he was high school buddies w/ G
MegaDosX: #BlameJames
MegaDosX: Sometimes it's relevant
Pharmacistjudge: midwest weddings have a array of line dances to choose from, which minimize the need for dance skill
jaboc038: Im pretty sure they talked about it on sidewalk slam that it isnt the same group
MegaDosX:
You can proliferate stun counters too
MilkInBags:
I proliferated their oil token once just to bm when winning
MegaDosX: !card all will be one
LRRbot: All Will Be One [3RR] | Enchantment | Whenever you put one or more counters on a permanent or player, All Will Be One deals that much damage to target opponent, creature an opponent controls, or planeswalker an opponent controls.
cyanidevalentine: It's mildly amusing I can proliferate someone's exp counters in commander
Izandai: @MegaDosX oh fuck
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I'll proliferate OP's keyword tokens if I get the chance.
RokuNalaar: You can't assume Adam knows Rares
GredGredmansson: any "opponent" target but yeah
lochnessseammonster:
my and my prom date were both in the closet... was an awkward good time
Akaiatana: I've had opponents at FNM accidentally tick up their own poison when they got a chance to proliferate.
MegaDosX: It also works with energy counters
MilkInBags: oh, that's how it works
Akaiatana: They wanted to play with set mechanic
Bugberry: The Spinoderm only has trample if it is low on oil, so you can give it more oil if you want to chump block it.
lochnessseammonster:
he knew and i didn't
lochnessseammonster: very cramped
MilkInBags: pretty cramped to dance
Drathak:
must have been an empty closet with you two in there
Seth_Erickson:
Little did you know their closet is huge because they're secretly loaded
Wolfstrike_NL: "same closet? "
MegaDosX: I don't hate it
MegaDosX: And the Choruses sorta replace themselves
xantos69: May want to watch out for a titanic growth on their crack back.
MilkInBags: scamp sounds like a bad word
laundreydhull: all will be MITE
hot_mekaku: Mites will be one
Earthenone:
or ravager
Akaiatana: Mite of old Krosa!
WiJohn: Merry Blightmas to All, and to All a Good Mite
mielkevejen: All mite be one
djalternative: They were in two separate closets. One the upstairs bathroom, the other the basement supply
jaboc038: Yeah graham it is wild that Cody Rhodes and Sami Zayn are the top baby faces. Vince really must be in the. Closet.
Izandai: Mites can't block.
mielkevejen:
15 lands...
Izandai: Right vigilange
definenull: oof
Izandai: *vigilance
GredGredmansson: BEEPBEEP
Izandai: nvm
xantos69: Not great.
Akaiatana: Skurge to kill rising.
RokuNalaar: and then to 3
MilkInBags:
they had lethal
korvys: Well, you go to 3
GredGredmansson: @MilkInBags how so?
TehAmelie: "judge, my opponent did the thing even though i said please" "you didn't say pretty please"
MilkInBags:
yeah lethal if you disregard the board (yeah lifelink works)
MegaDosX: RG puts in work
mielkevejen: 15 LANDS!
jaboc038: Yeah graham it is wild that Cody Rhodes and Sami Zayn are the top baby faces. Vince really must be in the. Closet.
MilkInBags: yeah go to 10 lands
Kelderan: James? Are you here?
EvilBadman: Ah the universe where @milkinbags is wrong. I'm home.
MegaDosX: Give them the chance to make an error
Izandai: Yeah it's not AFR BR best deck, but RG is definitely the best deck in the format.
noSmokeFire: 9 lands
MilkInBags:
@EvilBadman
shendaras: 14 lands?
matthaus_c: according to 17 lands RG in this format is trophying more often than RB in AFR
djalternative: you go to two lands. one of each color
Nydestroyer: 3 lands
MegaDosX: When Marge becomes a cop
AtomicAlchemical: Deep cuts Adam
AkiraBalance27: good reference show
saucemaster5000: Hear me out -- double or nothing. 20 lands.
Seth_Erickson: but what if we go to ikoria cycling deck levels of lands? \
lochnessseammonster:
i played 15 lands at my prerelease and placed... i'm a problem
Anonymousless: I have not been able to put many wins together in ONE so far
fhorrigan: I lost a friend the other day to making a Simpsons quote. He literally told me to never talk to him again. It was extremely bizarre.
saucemaster5000: wow, big spoilers
fhorrigan: Not a GOOD friend obv
LadyLockwood92: @fhorrigan His loss.
Seth_Erickson: damn simpson hater in the wild
Izandai: The people who are going to go back to rate old Simpsons episodes are the people who love old Simpsons episodes.
cyanidevalentine: Like the Simpsons has been going consistently for so long
AkiraBalance27: there was like 1 really good rating recently which was interesting
Earthenone: is it time for adams simpsons podcast?
MegaDosX: I think season 11 with celebrities being actually in the show rather than voice actors for characters is when things started to drop off a bit
korvys: I'd say 9-14 are more of a shallow decline before the cliff
Bugberry: I think I've somehow only seen 1 or 2 episodes of the Simpsons.
MilkInBags: adam, if you need to watch everything people say is bad, you'll never stop
Dalouer: they are very medium.. interesting but not ha ha funny
Wolfstrike_NL: Current episodes are really not that bad
Izandai: Or rather, the people who remember loving old Simpsons episodes. The people who love old Simpsons episodes as they remember them.
Gascitygaming: I watched the most recent season and like one or two episodes were good, most were not, and like REALLY were not
jaboc038: Yeah graham it is wild that Cody Rhodes and Sami Zayn are the top baby faces. Vince really must be in the. Closet.
vesuvius_: There are still some good episodes up until season 19 or so. evreything after the movie was really bad though
TrueNateNemesis: fully caught up on all the newer seasons, and they're... fine. a few hits, several "meh"
korvys:
get flensed, idiot
Athelgar: what? time sensitive cultural jokes have the most relevance to those aware of that cultre at the time?
fhorrigan: I hear it gets good recently, but I refuse to believe it
BloodnBullets:
"I see whats happening here, your face to face with greatness and its strange. You don't know how to feel." 
MegaDosX: Those are definitely words
v_nome: Simpsons Rewatch Podcast would just never end.
matthaus_c: flense me bird dad
TheWriterAleph: "monday... must be flensing day..."
sporkraptor: boobaddybipboop
Izandai: Please do.
DAC169:
please do so 
Darleysam: can you tell Graham's a dad?
MilkInBags: All Will Be Bop
xantos69: Do
lochnessseammonster: here for it
on_and_awful: but he COULD
odium_chlorite: as a monkey I am entertained
Jovh11: I didn't know Graham was Finnish?
MegaDosX: !card ria ivor
LRRbot: Ria Ivor, Bane of Bladehold [2WB] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Knight [3/4] | Battle cry / At the beginning of combat on your turn, the next time target creature would deal combat damage to one or more players this combat, prevent that damage. If damage is prevented this way, create that many 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature tokens with toxic 1 and "This creature can't block."
lochnessseammonster:
bwk789: Graham is bill and Ben
SolarBlitz1: Skee bada badaboob
saucemaster5000: SOMEone must still be watching the simpsons. Those voice actors are paid bank, it's not a cheap show!
AkiraBalance27: Thats not even true, theres tons of simpsons movies memes
MilkInBags: people getting older and not liking the new things? impossible
AtomicAlchemical: It's all gen x and millenials
fhorrigan: Simpsons is by far the most watched show on D+
GapFiller: the realisation that Simpsons has been 'crap' for twice as long as it was 'good'
MegaDosX: I'm shocked.
jaboc038: Yeah graham it is wild that Cody Rhodes and Sami Zayn are the top baby faces. Vince really must be in the Closet.
Seth_Erickson: but that could be just because of the old seasons though
TrueNateNemesis: because there are 876 seasons worth to watch
TriforceDrummer: Oh yeah that quiz was a ton of fun to watch the vod on youtube
Athelgar: simpsons is my white noise, its literally always on when im not watching twitch
hot_mekaku: Also Homer disapering into the bush slowiy
Seth_Erickson: Not that I think the new seasons are bad or anything
saucemaster5000: One of the only reasons I have disney plus, but I haven't watched past season 10
MegaDosX: I'm watching through Simpsons again right now actually
Akaiatana: Simpson lost its funny when they cut his hair.
noSmokeFire: homer is going to be king of the pirates
Gascitygaming: I would like to see an analysis of what seasons get watched, Like the show is most watched, but what portions?
odium_chlorite: but what episode is the Dark Souls of the Simpsons?
xantos69: Futurama is better.
voslan: I'm on the One Piece watch train currently. It's a Slog.
Mangledpixel: I see 'ha ha, I'm in danger!' referenced quite a lot, and that's not even from a Simpsons ep, it's from the Simpsons crossover in Family Guy
objectivefailure: People rewatch One Piece? Where do they get the time?
Earthenone: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:20 PM
MilkInBags: is family guy still a thing?
matthaus_c: nice
AtomicAlchemical: And steamed hams
Seth_Erickson: It is a slog but there are many good episodes in One Piece
AkiraBalance27: @objectivefailure the same time I use to watch simpsons
fhorrigan: The Lady Gaga episode
GapFiller: it feels Futurama premiering is the Simpsons quality cutoff
lochnessseammonster: i was one of those kids that wasn't allowed to watch the simpsons... so i've only seen really random episodes
Seth_Erickson: Graveyard shift lets me rewatch a lot of stuff
CururuGuasu: One of my favorite bits is from season 18 (the supposed bad years) about Lisa playing soccer and being a flopper, so Ronaldo had to teach her the error of her ways
Athelgar: The Linguo episode
Mai_Andra: Isn't that just what "Treehouse of Horror" is?
goosevk: monorail is the dark souls of the simpsons
GapFiller: ie Simpsons seasons nosedived round the same time Futurama started
fhorrigan: If you get through the Lady Gaga episode of the Simpsons you are a true hardcore.
djalternative: Has Simpsons done a DarkSouls gag yet?
SolarBlitz1: Which one has the poisonous swamp in it
lochnessseammonster: i should actually watch it sometime
MegaDosX: Oh no
odium_chlorite: well, I am not a native english speaker so it makes sense that I'm not speaking it
saucemaster5000: saw a poll today asking if people were sick of comparing everything to Dark Souls, and one of the options was "This is the Dark Souls of polls"
matthaus_c: what Simpsons episode makes you dodge roll around on the floor in circles
Seth_Erickson: Simpsons has surely done a dark souls joke right
fhorrigan: Nope I'm wrong
Akaiatana: Is there a Simpsons episode with a poison swamp?
oatway: the simpsons episode with a poison swamp in it
EOstby: The Movie?
odium_chlorite: I like that interpretation
Jovh11: If the Inciscor is irritating do we call that gingavitus?
GredGredmansson: @matthaus_c the one where homer does exactly that
Mai_Andra: "ow! quit it. ow! quit it. ow! quit it. "
tehfewl: If i target one of my op creatures with Ria, would I get the mites?
Seth_Erickson: yes
Bugberry: Bakemonogatari is the Dark Souls of anime.
tehfewl: ok, thats what i thought
TehAmelie:
the internet just now told me both Ralph Wiggum's parents have blue hair but Ralph has black stick hair exactly like one of the two cops 
matthaus_c: @GredGredmansson good answer good answer
AkiraBalance27: @satyropodobny I agree on this one
oatway: @tehfewl would need to deal combat damage to a player
WiJohn: Got a bone to pick with their decision making
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GredGredmansson: @tehfewl those creatures aren't dealing damage to a player though
MegaDosX: Combat damage to a player that combat, notably
Seth_Erickson: if it could attack on your turn it would work if you didn't block
matthaus_c: if Ria was worded like Bant Tamiyo, she would be *whistle*
korvys: Oh, yeah, Homer's Enemy is a good suggestion
Seth_Erickson: !card Party Crasher
LRRbot: Party Crasher [4R] | Creature — Goblin Berserker [3/3] | Haste / You can attack with Party Crasher once each combat during each opponent's turn.
odium_chlorite: Ria feels like she was nerfed at least twice in playtesting
djalternative: unless they have an interplanar brushwag
GapFiller: it figures the 'X is the Dark Souls of Y' has become one of those lazy meme comparisons people make instead of any kinda meaningful media analysis
fhorrigan: I honestly tried to watch the Simpsons post season 12 (which was pushing it) but man, that old timey Cowby episode killed me.
Gascitygaming: !card Bladed ambassador
LRRbot: Bladed Ambassador [1W] | Creature — Phyrexian Soldier [3/1] | Bladed Ambassador enters the battlefield with an oil counter on it. / {1}, Remove an oil counter from Bladed Ambassador: Bladed Ambassador gains indestructible until end of turn.
goosevk: @djalternative i'm not ready for a compleated brushwag
maikito2: Update from Graham everything is annoying
mielkevejen: There's that Unstable card that allows a creature to attack each combat (including on your opponent's turn).
MegaDosX: Bring the Ending?
SurlyBugbear: watching checkpoint at the same time as mtg! I'm winning at LRR
matthaus_c: that's the most fine bad thing they could do to us
satyropodobny: @djalternative Brushwag can't get compleated as it's already perfect.
MilkInBags: 5 mana to draw cards? opponent is brave
MegaDosX: Vivisurgeon's Insight seems mediocre to me
AkiraBalance27: I dont think ive a counterspell even once in ONE draft
matthaus_c: oh BABY
MegaDosX: Buh bye
Izandai: Definitely.
fhorrigan: Yeah, Adam, an episode where Milhouse and Bart become enamored with an old tv cowboy. Not a single joke in the whole episode.
Izandai: No point at all in making them use the mana.
korvys: Battle cry, yay
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Tap the 1/3, then all their blocks are bad.
MegaDosX: Make indestructible, dare you
Mr_Horrible: I wonder what the Dross is whispering
MegaDosX: Herself I think
matthaus_c: Phyrex-elf
MegaDosX: Yeah that's her
odium_chlorite: yes, she used to be Hero
fhorrigan: Oh fuck, that's hero of bladehold.
MilkInBags: meep meep
fhorrigan: They ruined the best girl
oatway: that aura has flash for W
WiJohn: Well, I mean they're part horse and who knows what the horse is/was. I'd go "they"
MegaDosX: They didn't want you getting a bunch of mites
BusTed:
MilkInBags: zealot's something
MegaDosX: Sinew Dancer is disgusting in a Toxic deck
Akaiatana: That was a great turn sideways
GredGredmansson: Zealot's Conviction
LadyLockwood92: Yeah, the implication is that she's a compleated Hero of Bladehold.
AkiraBalance27: second creature to be fused with their horse
goosevk: join the horse order
amam741: by gawd that's Hero of Bladehold's music
definenull: OH NO
Izandai: oh dear
Pharmacistjudge: how often has the rider merged with the horse now?
sovietarchaeomancer: holy fuck lol
fhorrigan: Uh oh
MegaDosX: Oh my god
TrueNateNemesis: you said you liked horse girls
MilkInBags: my emperor needs me
matthaus_c: ohboy
WiJohn: You get a mite!
GredGredmansson: +1/+0, plus First Strike if corrupted online
Izandai: Yeah that's really bad.
satyropodobny:
Even though Phyrexians supposedly achieved perfection they have not abolished gender ![:\](https://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/emoticons/v1/555555587/1.0 ":\")
Seth_Erickson: pick chorus I think?
definenull: sort of a mite
MegaDosX: Yeah Chorus was the right call
Izandai: welp
matthaus_c: both teams played hard
AkiraBalance27: wow went from dominating to oof
hot_mekaku:
She's not wrong, there is more room on the board
MegaDosX: She's gonna exile your token now
Diabore: @GredGredmansson im pretty sure its 1/1 base and additional 1 power and first strike
fhorrigan: She's awful
MilkInBags:
rare planeswalkers
Gooseblast: Yeeeah
definenull: yeah she is missed up
oatway: all the uncompleated walkers are rares
matthaus_c: yeah dude
MegaDosX: Yeah she's a lot
definenull: gavin!
Mr_Horrible:
lochnessseammonster: gross
cyanidevalentine: She is 6 mana
matthaus_c:
Phyrexia is alright, she's an invader
fhorrigan: Because when you have her, she does nothing. When your opponent has her she's backbreaking.
Akaiatana: She's not compleat because she's complete
ogier300: And it can make a 2/2 double striker to defend with
MegaDosX: I have never heard of someone playing her and losing
uchihab7: to be fair she is anti phyrexia
DAC169: the compleated planeswalkers are MR, the not compleated planeswalkers are R
sovietarchaeomancer: its the white kraken of the format
Izandai: Look. She deserves it.
Syntheticuh:
GredGredmansson: I played her in a Gruul deck; twas fun
goosevk: gavin
odium_chlorite: wait, can we start blaming "JORDAN?!"
MilkInBags: I won against her with glare
Izandai: The Wanderer's been through a lot. She deserves this.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: That last ability has to be a bug. I'm sure you're supposed to get to choose your creature
Coogrr: I beat a wanderer this weekend, only time I’ve seen it happen
Ukon_Cairns:
shes not even phyrexian. if she were she'd be higher rarity 
Athelgar: did adam hear the story about someone calling for Gavin at magic con for a live nerf?
AtomicAlchemical: Just proliferate three times forehead
Gooseblast: 6 mana win the game is pretty good
pn55:
Bugberry: Admittedly, they did wait until you had a near empty hand to play her.
djalternative: Oh. Has Adam heard the story of the "Gavin!" from the Unknown event at Philly?
bwk789: A buddy had her and kaya in sealed. Was messy
Wiliart: Yeah, she's a story rare, not a play rare.
Mokomitas: Worst part. You sacrifice the creatures.
RevolverRossalot: Both the Wanderer and Nissa are GAVIIIN! worthy rares in this set (:
RokuNalaar: I played her and lost at the pre-release. Granted, my opponent already had her a turn before.
hot_mekaku: Worse than the 4/4 hexproof wolf lady from Innistrad?
Izandai: @Dread_Pirate_Westley Usually. But not this time.
Bugberry: @Wiliart it's both.
MegaDosX: !card the eternal wanderer
LRRbot: The Eternal Wanderer [4WW] | Legendary Planeswalker [5] | No more than one creature can attack The Eternal Wanderer each combat. / [+1]: Exile up to one target artifact or creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of that player's next end step. / [0]: Create a 2/2 white Samurai creature token with double strike. / [−4]: For each player, choose a creature that player controls. Each player sacrifices all creatures they contro…
DudelidouX: I only won cause I had them at 9 poison and proliferated the turn after she wiped.
laundreydhull: Da heck chat!?
MegaDosX: Yeah it says they choose the creature
laundreydhull: Why!?
matthaus_c: Wanderer and White Sun's are the kind of cards that only lose to another copy of themselves across the table
Earthenone: now shes making double strike tokens lol
Ukon_Cairns: the + being until endstep is wild, gets to remove blockers if they ahead,
Mr_Horrible: the fact she can ult immediately is pretty messed
definenull: because queen
MegaDosX: It's Tragic Arrogance on a walker
MilkInBags:
because it's fair and balanced
odium_chlorite: Wanderer is fair
noSmokeFire: a barbershop quartet of choruses
definenull: it's symmetrical, so it's fair
DudelidouX: Even in commander it's messed up.
MilkInBags: very good
TrueNateNemesis: it's all we've been talking about since it hit the table
lochnessseammonster:
Mr_Horrible:
Izandai:
BloodnBullets: the set is full of messed up cards, they will get to it eventually
Pharmacistjudge: well at least my crawling chorus brethern are showing up
AkiraBalance27: I actualy think white suns twilight is worse
GredGredmansson: opponent on the llim plan
SnowBuddy18: oh hey, that's the same as men's mental health
laundreydhull: Even Liliana didn't get to choose which among card types when she used to do this
AkiraBalance27: which sucks because they both go in the same deck
EvilBadman: Has Adam heard the "Gavin" story from Philly
MegaDosX: You mean you don't like Martial Coup with upside?
Pharmacistjudge: I'm not sure
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MilkInBags: I mean at least white sun's twilight you know it's over, but wanderer you need to wait like 5 turns to lose
Mr_Horrible: "Hey what if Martial Coup but also the tokens had toxic 1?"
Bugberry: Control strategies often look unfair, since they wait until your opponent overcommits and right before dying.
ElektroTal: i recorded a whole podcast with gavin about it!
mielkevejen: I still want to point out my hot take. 15 lands might have made one of those lands a spell.
Izandai:
AkiraBalance27: @Bugberry Thatd be fair if white suns twilight didnt also give you a two turn clock
matthaus_c: I've heard -one- story of someone casting White Sun's and losing. It goes Hero casts White Sun's for 5, passes, Villain does the same, passes, Hero loses the following turn.
Mr_Horrible: literal actual "Gavin!"
Pharmacistjudge: the one time "Gavin!" worked
smoke_knight: Wow I love that
adambomb625: which card is this?
fhorrigan: I already do
Akaiatana: Errata 2E is a good movie
EOstby:
, but "Gavin!"
Mr_Horrible: I hear that Shivam and Wheeler love magic, and they're a delight to listen to
ElektroTal: I stood up during the first gavin event and held up one of my mystery cards and screamed across the hall "THIS IS YOUR FAULT GAVIN"
ElektroTal: it was funny as hell
laundreydhull: Forget the card; Nerf Gavin
odium_chlorite: you're funny as hell Shivam, you and these two
Pharmacistjudge: "Product Details You may reveal this card from your opening hand. If you do, at the beginning of the first upkeep, shuffle it into your library and draw a card. Menace When Chancellor of the Mulligan enters the battlefield, draw three cards. When you do, any number of target players mulligan. (They shuffle their card into their library, then draw that many cards and put one of them on the bottom of their library.)"
TrueNateNemesis: chorus set to go all the way
Seth_Erickson: could just drown it
korvys: I've felt Anoint is really important for getting early poison in (or preventing early poison)
tehfewl: i was at the friday event and don't remember that, but i think i was balls deep in trying to build my sealed deck
Diabore: see if they trade?
Bugberry: @AkiraBalance27 I was more talking about Elspeth, but Twilight isn't always a win in various contexts, and it's 7 mana to get it to do that.
fhorrigan: I keep just hearing Shivam everywhere. Listening to Retronauts, the new Spice8Rack video.
odium_chlorite: "could just drown it" things magic players say
noisyblizzard: grahams noises remind me of the targeting sounds in "Into the Breach" ^^
matthaus_c: completely regular bird, drown it
Mr_Horrible: everyone's favorite game show
Izandai: Well this game is going pretty good for us.
Diabore: drown bird
Mr_Horrible: Drown. That. Bird!
Seth_Erickson: I like drowning more
Seth_Erickson: we don't really need to commit more do we?
Izandai: You can slam with a mite and then hold back a blocker for the myr.
Izandai: *hold back the chorus
korvys: You'll have 3 poison if you don't kill it
Akaiatana: There's merit lage in this??
Izandai:
Plasterboard: "I hold the mouse of determination!"
matthaus_c: any Victors out there
sporkraptor: winners get the screengrab
Izandai: hm
AkiraBalance27: counterspell?
MegaDosX: I smell shenanigans
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Flash cat?
MegaDosX: Anoint the kitty
lochnessseammonster:
matthaus_c: game of skill, no luck involved, best wizard always wins
Mr_Horrible: 8 poison is also just super spooky against a deck with so much proliferate
on_and_awful: the whole package.... as a magic player!
MilkInBags: nah
Wolfstrike_NL: !searchquote won
matthaus_c: they announced that Teemo is getting Green Hand
Seth_Erickson: And lo did Arena recognize the sheer genius of the combatant Graham Stark. -an autobiography.
korvys: Have either of you been playing Marvel Snap?
BusTed: Haha
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Izandai:
matthaus_c:
odium_chlorite: it has a singly player mode that's kinda like Slay the Spire now
AkiraBalance27: @matthaus_c good reference
matthaus_c: alright, I'll do that just for you
MilkInBags: imagine being too online
BusTed:
saucemaster5000: Go burn down chun-li's village next tues
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thraximore:
@saucemaster5000 
satyropodobny: yeah, the second one
Earthenone:
speaking of metroid, if you have a prime subscription remember to use it somewhere
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Skirge because you can mites+glare next turn, but right now you only have 1 swamp.
sherlock_olms: Zangeif needs a gardener costume that complains about having just a green thumb.
Akaiatana: One swamp is a glaring issue
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Earthenone: masterfly
itira:
MegaDosX: You wanna take that one again Graham?
odium_chlorite: No, he has to live with that now
MilkInBags: i also love elton john songs
Veste: the enemy stand, burning down the house
odium_chlorite: Burning Down the House is notably NOT an enemy stand
gnomedeplume572: Ces cu se, Adam
Veste: CQC
Electrodyne: Tom Jones & The Cardigans is both the best version of that song, and the one good track on his album of duets
oatway: the goblin gets even more oily
oatway: just the greasiest little goblin
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sporkraptor: depeche mode
TrueNateNemesis: talking heads
e_bloc: talking heads
itira: Talking Heads? >.>
MilkInBags: the beatles
MrAwdon: They Mite Be Giants?
itira: oh i was right lol
thraximore: @MrAwdon pft
MilkInBags:
LadyLockwood92: I was gonna suggest Tommy Talarico, for the gag.
lochnessseammonster:
odium_chlorite: there is no war in Ba Sing Se
TemporallyAwry: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
MilkInBags: I'm just a robot that's here to entertain humans
pepperccorn: his mothers very proud
fhorrigan: Apparently nothing
Mr_Horrible: a lot, or so he claims
SymphonicLolita:
oatway: a whole buncha fraud
Mr_Horrible:
Bugberry: Electronic Playground
korvys: A lot... or nothing
LadyLockwood92: Lied a whole bunch.
ElektroTal: hey @LoadingReadyRun is there a list anywhere with family friendly crapshots?
Bugberry: Advent Rising
EvilBadman: Earthworm Jim
Driosenth: oof
thraximore:
Talorico is a narcissist 
Seth_Erickson:
3 hours is a pittance when you consider how many hours were put into Doom
odium_chlorite: @ElektroTal I am honestly down with spending a weekend doing this
Flyingdelorion: Action button was that guy from Kotaku,not?
Seth_Erickson:
Did you say Content Creator in the class
ElektroTal: my son wanted to watch some yesterday and we watched a handful and then ran into some with language that perhaps isn't elementary school fun
Driosenth: I remember the first time I heard Talorico speak, when G4 took over Tech TV, and I knew he was a dink the moment his bit was over.
sporkraptor: did you do the banana punch, I love that one XD
lochnessseammonster:
hehe nice
Diabore: +3/+1
smoke_knight: By the way, the Backrooms sketch is amazing, well done Graham
MilkInBags: grade 2? that's older than twitch chat
on_and_awful: the team pump?
lesbianpunkpyromancer20: talorico has done a lot of stuff in video games but still chooses to claim he did more
Driosenth: Graham, Great Backrooms Crapshot
Brianlive: Did you show them Desert Bus skits?
Robot_Bones: Kids must have loved unfuck this house
odium_chlorite: you clearly showed the "unfuck this house" one right
GapFiller: The Script!
sporkraptor: oh with the dogs, yes
matthaus_c: pear!
TehAmelie: "pear"
sovietarchaeomancer: Speaking of crapshots, the backrooms one was fantastic.
AtomicAlchemical: You are an internet content creator, which is the next best thing to being an influencer, the ideal career according to children
Sogheim: pear
Gascitygaming: we got lifelink
GapFiller: And Alex in a green screen suit w/ a sign on his head that says Pear!
LadyLockwood92: Alex in a green screen suit holding a sign that says pear.
GredGredmansson: PEAR
odium_chlorite: Backrooms Crapshot is one of my faves
Mr_Horrible: the one thing that will forever live in my brain is the Crapshot where Beej is a green-screen ghost, where he says "DOG MOVIES" with the most powerful intonation
voslan: It's really good
Gascitygaming: yeah, was real good!
thraximore: that one was great!
SymphonicLolita: "The Machine" is still my favorite crapshot of all time
Diabore: are we? it has trample
TotallyNotaBeholder: Great writing on the backrooms
sporkraptor: where was it filmed?
odium_chlorite: "Crying. I was crying."
ashteranic: yeah, that was great. Where did you find such a maze-looking space?
oatway: really like the chromatic aberration you had going
Izandai: The only good Backrooms content on the Internet.
satyropodobny: Does Wizard's marketing department push to screen Friday Nights in kindergartens now?
xantos69: I really enjoyed that. Where did you shoot it?
DiabeticMaddness: It looked just like it
korvys: I assume it was filmed in Philly? Like, con backrooms?
matthaus_c: if you can safely share, where was that shot?
GredGredmansson: "Yes it's he I asked."
Night_xD: we need more backroom lore please
Driosenth: where was the backrooms crapshot filmed?
sporkraptor: I love the "banana punch" one
MAPBoardgames: I like the banana
onarampage: Backrooms was great
lesbianpunkpyromancer20: oh yeah i have watched the backrooms one like 10 times, maybe one of my faves
ElektroTal: the one that made us laugh was the 'filming at 2x and then half speed and then we're all really high because of fumes"
thecampingviking: It was sweet - backroom
thraximore:
The Machine is fun as an American because of the long-winded explanation that you have to give first
KanisGamesTV: not a craspshot but im a big fan of the hot sauce skit
Just_Herby: "it's just weird" is how I end a lot of descriptions of LRR content
Pharmacistjudge: you have a majesty in "spur of the moment" scripts
LadyLockwood92: My mum and future stepdad enjoyed The Home Show.
lirazel64: A twisty set of passages, all.alike.
korvys: I assume it was filmed in Philly? Like, convention center backrooms?
TehAmelie: the horror crapshots are always unexpected and great
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Nydestroyer: I feel like the paul clones hang out in the backrooms
definenull: i wonder what is the minimum age required to "get" the various krogshots
tehfewl: i love the "thats why the coffee tastes like piss" one
itira: The Machine is one of my faves
BloodnBullets: I like "324-The power" with the moustaches too.
TrueNateNemesis: maybe not family friendly, but the one where Kathleen is making a Japanese commercial and her tagline is "GO FUCK YOURSELF!"
Gascitygaming: 2 menace thingies
korvys: Also, the jam
GredGredmansson: I like the nonchalant Zombie Apocalypse one
voslan: Oh hey, you like Cunk the Earth then Gramham?
MilkInBags: is unfuck this house a crapshot? if so, I like it
sporkraptor: @GredGredmansson okay I can't remember that one XD
lirazel64: I like The Old Ones.
Seth_Erickson: it is Milk
ElektroTal: but yeah, if there is such a list somewhere i'd really appreciate it
MegaDosX: I think people generally don't attack with mites when they probably should
fhorrigan: As an unemployed ADHD nerd I've been watching old LRLives while gaming and just saw the episode with the top 8 crapshots.
MegaDosX: Since they can't block
GredGredmansson: @GredGredmansson it kinda hits different after the pandemic
fhorrigan: So many justm entioned
matthaus_c: "we'll make it... fine!"
satyropodobny: The sci-fi corpo series is me favourite
AtomicAlchemical: The Gulf continues to be one of my favorites
Akaiatana: Show kids 'what did beej put in da pie?'
Driosenth: I feel like the backrooms is where "Staggering Fast Loans" stores their wealth
EOstby: The Krogshots are mostly OK, I think.
SymphonicLolita: crowdsource it, everybody go watch like 10 of them
sporkraptor: @satyropodobny yes, I reference that a lot XD
MegaDosX: Hm.
Nydestroyer: are sick rips all family friendly?
Seth_Erickson: Is there cursing in the candycane curse crapshot?
Izandai: I think so.
Seth_Erickson: I always liked that one.
korvys: @Akaiatana The line is (despite what Penelope says) "What the fuck did I put in that pie", so maybe not
EvilBadman: If the lrr discord hasn't made a list, wait a week
sporkraptor: @Seth_Erickson don't think so XD
TehAmelie: trying to remember that one where someone watches a horribly distorted video of Ian menacingly eating a taco. . .
DAC169: Charge the 2/3, swing with everything not Crawling?
Akaiatana:
@Akaiatana That was my point
Izandai: I like this line.
fhorrigan: The annoying sounds one. No cursing there, just bizareness
constablecrab: The No Solicitors crapshot is Art
raulghoulia: good checkpoint. I very much enjoy just how much you make each other laugh and have such solid camaraderie.
Diabore: top deck war
Seth_Erickson: Yeah the no solicitors crapshot is really good too.
Izandai: I think their best line is take it all and hope they find 4 damage.
sporkraptor: OH OH the one where Kathleen cleaned the Moonbase and Alex tosses a wrapper down and she hisses at him with a squirt bottle *chefkiss*
Diabore: 9 and 2, what you got op
MilkInBags:
fun fact, they are friends only for the camera
MegaDosX: Now let's find out if we get Compleat Victory
LadyLockwood92: Oh yeah. I need to watch that after the stream.
ScaryPoppinss: furnace strider or concede
Akaiatana: Compleat devotion draw another compleat devotion
Gascitygaming: Jesus take the mouse
Akaiatana: aw, coward.
Izandai: And I don't know what in this set in those colors gets them 4 damage here.
matthaus_c: sometimes you just gotta be dead to urabrask
Kalpho: Holding up all 8 hands
MilkInBags:
Diabore: rip
MegaDosX: They're still dead yeah
definenull:
MegaDosX: Compleat Victory!
Seth_Erickson: I don't
Izandai: Close game. Nice.
GredGredmansson: @Izandai the 5 mana board pump
AtomicAlchemical: ask Gibb is sort of family friendly, right?
MilkInBags: I've never lost to it
onarampage: they ded two ways
Izandai: @GredGredmansson Ah, you right.
Seth_Erickson: I think you really need it in the equipment decks
Mr_Horrible:
ah, found it! Crapshot 515 - The Guest. Unfortunately not entirely family-friendly due to the punchline, but Beej's delivery is so good in it
Bugberry: I've gotten a lot of value out of that.
MrPipboy3000: Its great in the RW Equip deck
frank_the_great: Have y'all decided / revealed who's going to Pax East? I was weirdly starstruck last time and I want to redeem myself + get some autographs
MegaDosX: I kinda like it in constructed in a flicker deck
MilkInBags: if I don't reach 4 wins, I cry in the shower
Mokomitas: Event que is the same bad at 4 to 5 wins. It's sooo painful to be behind that.
DAC169: yeah, they need to increase the "pre-3 wins" gem rewards
matthaus_c: if I don't reach 4 wins, I cry in Milk's shower
RevolverRossalot: Flicker equipment and get back a Skitterfang for 3 more flying or lifelink attacks is where it shines
lochnessseammonster:
korvys: Last time I heard that, it was on an Usos t-shirt
MegaDosX: Play an x/1 opponent
lochnessseammonster: that was a flashback and a half
Earthenone: just have the 1 drop adam
GapFiller:
wondering now what role Jey Uso plays at Mania
MilkInBags: bring back KTK
matthaus_c: Ragavan every set
Izandai: I feel like that's really just this set. This set is UNUSUALLY fast.
definenull: oh wow turn 3 corrupte
Rojo37x: Or how it feels bad when your opponent does have a one drop
lochnessseammonster:
that's kinda what i love about it
Rojo37x: I remember when that was a sign of a bad deck l o l
MilkInBags: I want a format with morph, and cycling
odium_chlorite: why doesn't the Savidan simple draw the one drop?
Spades_Slicc: 5c one drops
Robot_Bones: Its a one drop How much coud it cost?
MegaDosX: Hold up Charge?
lochnessseammonster:
but understandable... and i'm a mono red playing monster
AtomicAlchemical: Simply be on the play and curve out
satyropodobny: Not drawing corrects cards has always been a skill issue
DiamondMX: They need to have some 1/2-drop heavy formats to appease the red players. We'll get back to proper magic soon.
kumatsu: OK but I kinda want to let Adam loose in R&D and see what happens
MilkInBags: it's an invasion, they needed to print good aggressive 1 drops
MegaDosX: An unanswered Crawling Chorus can be an awful lot
Earthenone: is there going to be a sequel to bear force one? one force ONE?
MegaDosX: I like the five drop because then you can double three drop next turn cycle
DudelidouX: gives us double spell next turn too
MilkInBags: meep meep
matthaus_c: B Y O Colossal Dreadmaw
odium_chlorite: if Adam were to be let loose in R&D there would be at least three Yaroks
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odium_chlorite: which is net positive imo
animaniacdot: i meant to ask- what's the logic on 17 lands vs going up to a 41 deck
MegaDosX: Spicy
MilkInBags: poor opponent
MegaDosX: !card incisor glider
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Akaiatana: Colossal Deadmaw
LadyLockwood92: If I were in R&D I'd definitely be stumping for more Three color legends.
RAZRBCK08: We get another 1/1 too
MegaDosX: Good lord Graham
MegaDosX: This board state
MilkInBags: if you block, you lose
fhorrigan: Drops the Wanderer out of nowhere
DiamondMX: Since there was no correct play, you can tell your opponent to git gud no matter what they do.
MegaDosX: Oh hey it's that guy
lirazel64: Double ded
Mr_Horrible: good ol' Charf
odium_chlorite: Red Sun's Twilight out of nowhere
TheWriterAleph: chaaarfiiiieeeeld!
MegaDosX: F
TehAmelie: Charfie Brown, how I hate him
MegaDosX: Easily correct though
TrueNateNemesis: Charf or Ger
MilkInBags: they have free from flesh most likely
MegaDosX: We flunge here surely
EOstby: CHARF (as JERF).
Gascitygaming: skirge first though
Gascitygaming: bigger damage on mite?
Izandai: 1 more damage
matthaus_c: does Skirge change the math at all?
MilkInBags: if they have free from flesh it will be a disaster
fhorrigan: It's pretty nuts how quickly we've become desensitized to the fact that the battlefield is made of flesh.
MilkInBags:
MurphEP:
MegaDosX:
I don't think they had Free From Flesh either
tokenblackguy420x: pas pire pas pire
odium_chlorite: the battlefield is made of WHAT!?
matthaus_c: Flee From Fresh
frank_the_great: @fhorrigan We've had crab before
MegaDosX: That one is a spicy combat trick in the oil decks
patrick_stonecrusher: FleeF
LadyLockwood92: It's Phyrexia. Most things are made of flesh.
satyropodobny: @odium_chlorite TEETH TEETH TEETH
sporkraptor: flea flum fleff
Juliamon: Add that to the "did anyone playtest saying this cardname" pile
MegaDosX: The Vorinclex avatar is so big
odium_chlorite: that's Adam Savidan Graham
Nydestroyer: When is the nicknames website thingy going up, for the first time ever I finally have a good idea for one
MegaDosX: Gavin!
Pharmacistjudge: I am dissappointed deck
TrueNateNemesis: blame worth
matthaus_c: maybe opponent will Vorinclex on curve, and we'll make further noises about him
LadyLockwood92: The Sheoldred Avatar is the only one I really like, personally.
RAZRBCK08: Yea the mastery pass gives you praetor avatars this time around
BigDaddyBland87: deck bad
GredGredmansson: I thought it was Richard Magic
philosopher99: What do you think about ONE?
MegaDosX: I'm still using Halana and Alena as my avatar
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Well, you could #BlameJames, or there's the ever popular "Gavin!"
MegaDosX: Always the Gruulfriends
sugarsh0t: hope oscar magic is more responsive than joe bethesda
MilkInBags: I use the default jace avatar to tilt people
Spades_Slicc: Oscar Magic Weiner?
matthaus_c: sus is what that is
odium_chlorite: Jin-Gitaxias lost his pants which is a strict downgrade
MegaDosX: Gr8 b8
korvys: Billy Corgan is too busy badly running a wrestling promotion to write back
kumatsu: @sugarsh0t Dear Joe Bethesda, more Queer content
philosopher99: so, about ONE? lol
GapFiller: korvys Billy Corgan knowingly put a world title on Tyrus!
sugarsh0t: @kumatsu joe hates my guts
MilkInBags: ONE is a format with cards
Akaiatana: @philosopher99 ONE moment
MegaDosX: 3/1?
fhorrigan: I wonder if after absorbing the embarrassing CYN promotion, the NWA kept the toxic masculinity room?
MilkInBags: Adam, even Zendikar rising?
MegaDosX: Man who is actually clamoring to see Tyrus as a World Champion?
kumatsu: Adam's just happy to be here
Spades_Slicc: Adam liked Streets of New Capenna?
odium_chlorite: didn't give the goblin another oil counter for BM, smh
Mr_Horrible: Phyrexia: Everything Is Fine
philosopher99: it does everything
GredGredmansson: Be Big
matthaus_c: it does you in
Spades_Slicc: it does everything
Mr_Horrible: oh it's Mig Loz
on_and_awful: cool planeswalker
korvys: Khans Opps All Morphs was... not the best format.
Ukon_Cairns: Migloz the Bigloz
DudelidouX: mana?
ShaneLeeAtk: That rich, deep Joe Bethesda LORE @sugarsh0t
Akaiatana: It costs mana
matthaus_c: the abilities cost mana
satyropodobny: it does Stuff
Spades_Slicc: If they have mana
raulghoulia: "Oh boy" ? Dr. Sam Beckett jumped into Graham
lordcypherofcaliban: i think the big problem with this limited format is the random other Praetors.
sugarsh0t:
@ShaneLeeAtk u no it
Mr_Horrible: the abilities do have mana costs, yeah
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philosopher99: I see migloz and i run
sugarsh0t: hi!
Bugberry: They have to spend mana to remove the counters.
LadyLockwood92: Bethany Esda.
korvys: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #6429: "Ben had to die in fire. You have to be alive to sleep." —Adam [2019-09-28]
Spades_Slicc: attack you get corrupted either way and that gets you a death toucher
Spades_Slicc: curse you stream delay
icloudghjuh1: also defending works
MegaDosX: Welp.
MilkInBags: rare planeswalkers smh
icloudghjuh1: rat ploriferates
philosopher99: any tips for ONE draft? I hear get a lot of 2 drops
icloudghjuh1: when dead
thraximore:
MilkInBags: Adam
itira: LOL
thraximore: ADAM
Izandai: adam
MegaDosX: ADAM
control_rig: Adam...\
Mr_Horrible: I mean, it also is
Juliamon: oh nooo
TheWriterAleph:
jfc adam
matthaus_c: that's what he said now
KanisGamesTV: bruh
GredGredmansson: GAVIN
Spades_Slicc: Not wrong
odium_chlorite: highlight reel
smoke_knight: Adam, go sleep lol
GapFiller:
OH
Akaiatana: Corrupted*
saucemaster5000: did @matthaus_c get hired to write for WotC?
MegaDosX: Bedtime is soon, Adam
sugarsh0t: we're fine. everyone is fine
korvys: It was annoyingly recently that I realised that the initials of Koth Of The Hammer spells KOTH
matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 they know what the people want
control_rig: Adam's brain has at least 3 Poison counters
Bugberry: If they are tapped out, they can't use the Maze crusher's abilities.
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ShaneLeeAtk:
DaniellNaruta:
sugarsh0t: we are THRIVING
MilkInBags: I mean they're doing a collaboration with Hot Pockets so, maybe he said bussy
Spades_Slicc: Migloz currently dies to combat trick
sporkraptor:
be careful driving home Adam, the clowns probably aren't real
jazzyjrw: If they’re tapped out they can’t do any of the abilities
Diabore: ok koth and migloz is unfair
animaniacdot: tornado time doot doot doo
TrueNateNemesis: koth's uptick is a +2 so it's hard to chip away at him
RAZRBCK08: We can attack with both, Migloz requires mana
Musicsquid: Oh no they got a bad case of the Phyrussy
DaniellNaruta: @sugarsh0t Everything here is fine....How are you?
saucemaster5000: some may say kothm
sugarsh0t:
@DaniellNaruta so, so very fine
Diabore: we could, but if they get emblem we just die
matthaus_c:
I know modern Magic design has us all very loopy, but yeah Migloz has a very real cost
sporkraptor: Phyrussy has EXTRA TEETH
matthaus_c: phygina dentata
TehAmelie: the amount of people learning something for the first time every day is basically equal to the daily birth rate
TrueNateNemesis: "I'm unbussable"
BloodnBullets: of the humans
Mr_Horrible: Koth of the Heavystuff
frank_the_great: Homeland
GredGredmansson: Karth of the Hearth
noSmokeFire: Koth of the Hurty
MilkInBags: Koth of the Hubris
noisyblizzard:
ThorSokar: Hoth the Heated
MurphEP:
Koth of the 
sugarsh0t: every now and then i tune in to a magic stream and remember when streamed magic used to look like it was trapped in Windows 95
Bugberry: Koth of the Heat
ElektroTal: Koth of the Hearth, and you're to blame, darling you give red a bad name
satyropodobny: Koth Of The Hesistance
ThorSokar: Hoth The Homely
gualdhar: Koth of the Hurdy Gurdy
Spades_Slicc: Koth of the Hearthstone: Whaddup Dirt!
Mr_Horrible: Koth of the Heylookoverthere
RayFK: These ideas are bad
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian is back with part 10 of the Gunpla MSN-004 Nightingale Build) at Thu 05:00 PM PST (3s ago).
RayFK: and you should all feel bad
GredGredmansson: Koth of the EVERYONE GET IN HERE
SolarBlitz1: When he summons something, he shouts "Everyone, get in here!"
TehAmelie: Koth of the Heybaberiba?
kumatsu: I worked the MOCS earlier this year and it sure does look like that still
sugarsh0t: it looked SO BAD
MegaDosX: It still looks like it was built in MS Excel tbh
Mr_Horrible:
Magic Online with Digital Objects
MilkInBags: I remember when I was 13, I found magic online to be INCREDIBLE with the playing tables
korvys: MTGO used to look bad. It still does, but it used to, too.
LesbiansAttack: i miss the old mtgo with the bad sound effects and when you forgot to turn off animations
Delalelilolu: Koth, of the Honky-tonk
ThorSokar: Koth the Herculoid
Musicsquid: Lrr streaming AVR draft on mtgo is why I play magic
matthaus_c: MODO felt like playing Magic with gunk on your eyes
korvys: !next6
korvys: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian is back with part 10 of the Gunpla MSN-004 Nightingale Build) at Thu 05:00 PM PST (1m ago).
MilkInBags: unless they free from flesh
sugarsh0t: @korvys how can you say that when there's a round spiky cat on the table watching the cards
tvenn: there is something to be said for 10 dollar stakes for a draft to liven it up
TehAmelie: i'm still holding out for your inevitable Shandalar stream
saucemaster5000: what's wrong with windows 95? Surely it holds up
Datnade012: Arena 100% got me back into Magic, online and paper
GredGredmansson: ria should be post combat
Mr_Horrible: if the rat dies we get corruption online as well
korvys: @sugarsh0t Oh, this is Arena - This is different from MTGO. Arena is pretty good (and has a wide variety of table pets)
MilkInBags: there's no difference to play ria pre or post combat
sugarsh0t: @korvys ahhh gotcha, i am not Well Versed
MilkInBags: but also you can target their creature
matthaus_c: "I can't attack this turn, but by god if I did!"
LadyLockwood92: Is Ria when you attack or when she attacks?
Nydestroyer: Ria, Who Just Sits There is a good legend name
GredGredmansson: oh look, any combat trick
MilkInBags: mycosynth gardens is good in limited!
MegaDosX: F
Mr_Horrible: I mean, any trick was death there regardless
sugarsh0t: Ian will remember this
frank_the_great: I'm thinking about building a Ria deck. It doesn't have any love on r/EDH, and not many decks on EDHRec, so it feels refreshing to tread ground
Bugberry: @MegaDosX it's a low cost to include and can synergize with lots of stuff.
MegaDosX: Yeah you were boned there
SnackPak_: we got gunpla to finish tonight
MilkInBags: thanks for your time, gentlemen
matthaus_c: look at all those chickens
MegaDosX: Hey look Ria Ivor
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
noisyblizzard:
NotCainNorAbel: Thanks for the great time
matthaus_c: take care y'all
definenull:
matthaus_c: go to sleep Adam
fhorrigan: Peace
DeM0nFiRe:
o/ 
JinaMahavira: Go rest your eyes Adam xD
land_manatee: NO, I must leave now!
definenull: ok byeee
Mr_Horrible: thanks for streamin', lads
ladyjessica: Sleep Adam
ladyjessica: Bye
patbaer: bye
MegaDosX: Bye bye!
TehAmelie: it's a full size mecha!
TehAmelie: for various fake values of full size
ShaneLeeAtk: That was a fine appetizer. Now bring on the full course!
BigDaddyBland87: @ShaneLeeAtk Probably not a good idea to eat the Gunpla
TehAmelie: only Michael Jackson had the resources and the gall to try building a full size mech. . .
Arclight_Dynamo: You there! Boy! Bring me large robots!
ShaneLeeAtk: But my childhood of lead chips will just go to waste...
definenull:
sugarsh0t: i can't believe they're opening a TTSF stream with an anti-vaping ad
SnackPak_:
we get it, you solder
ShaneLeeAtk: Leaded solder leads to solvents
sugarsh0t: @SnackPak_ i knew a guy in high school who soldered a whole marijuana
Juliamon: what a cool guy
Fruan: Yay, I'm not late!
Arclight_Dynamo: "Beej vapes the whole thing"
Fruan: Last night I learned that Cyanide is named after the colour Cyan, and it blew my mind.
Driosenth: Is there BGM or is there something wrong with the stream?
CobaltShuriken: when are we gonna get to tinker with the building blocks of our universe on this show?
Driosenth: @CobaltShuriken when Ian makes an apple pie from scratch
LordZarano: @Driosenth No and no
TehAmelie: i could see Ian making something like the grist crafting system in Homestuck
CobaltShuriken: @driosenth oh, so never
DeM0nFiRe:
Fruan: Alex has done a small nuclear show and tell on TTSF before, right? Does that count?
Front_Ranger: Where Gunpla crafting?! Need Gunpla.
CobaltShuriken: SOON tm
TehAmelie: hello!
CobaltShuriken: @fruan I was thinking more neutrino based builds
SnackPak_:
SK__Ren: Tinker Tailor Solder Try?
gualdhar: Computer has a mind of its own
gualdhar: muted
Driosenth: I got my Masters Degree out of spite
ContingentCat: Working on Whoops and wow sounds about right
patbaer: no sound bud
Front_Ranger: Clearly, poltergeists in the room.
sugarsh0t: Oh Ian
Xed_Regulus: Brighter, but silent
Driosenth: No Audio after scene change
serramarkov: Light good, no sound
patbaer: as soon as image came back, audio went out
Arclight_Dynamo: How the hell did Ian mess with the brightness and, in so doing, kill the sound?
ContingentCat: IAN muted
CobaltShuriken: we hear nothing
Front_Ranger: And we have Gunpla!
chaostreader:
patbaer: audio back!
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serramarkov: yay!
Phailhammer:
@Arclight_Dynamo Because he's Ian?
HorusFive:
Arclight_Dynamo:
@Phailhammer Fair.
CobaltShuriken: that is one spicy gunpla
Raincoast_Bear: Hail Zeon!
tokenblackguy420x: oooh nightingale
BusTed: 🤔
serramarkov: Looking great!
patbaer: long skirt
Front_Ranger: That's quite the...dongas.
Arclight_Dynamo: Front rod. Fore-post. Prowdick.
Raincoast_Bear: The Cod Piece.
Front_Ranger: Rivet de-cals ftw!
rosesmcgee: A lot of time the donguses are part of the AMBAC systems on mobile suits
patbaer: Ian: this looks fabulous.
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