Friday Night Paper Fight || ONE 6 Player Booster Draft

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 saucemaster5000: Oh dear lord I've eaten too many spring rolls
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 Dog_of_Myth: Good evening all....will be one.
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kujalet: its time 
 flatluigi: glurp!
 Dog_of_Myth: haaha
 MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 jacqui_lantern234: AHAHAHAHAHA
 IbunWest: Self-own
kujalet:  HAHAHAHAHAHA
 Sorator13: 
koodooman: 
Julian_Rogue: uh.......... ONE more?
 MegaDosX: James hoist with his own petard
 underhill33: classic
renaissancerat: live karma
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midnightcurryjazz:   
 laundreydhull: LRR Presenting: FNPF: All Will Be WON
 Alas_Babylon: No Phyrexians? More like GO Phyrexians!
Orxolon: hellooooo hellooooo
 Mischievous_Catgeist: i want that baseball tee
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 jacqui_lantern234: @laundreydhull FNPF: All Will Be Fun
 Mr_Horrible: All will be just ONE draft?!  but what if I wanna play commander at some point in the future?
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 MegaDosX: !genius
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 Earthenone: bold of james to create 6 diferent timelines
 raulghoulia: oh no 1
 Alas_Babylon: @jacqui_lantern234 FNPF: Fall Nill Pe Fone
 fhorrigan: Yay Phyrexians. Rhystic Studies made me appreciate them even more. The whole language section was insane.
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/WonderfulHardHerdDeIlluminati-NABKDSHr_CF4KRZM
Orxolon: i have a TV to spend
SnowBuddy18: @jacqui_lantern234 you're part of that fun
 jacqui_lantern234: @Alas_Babylon but that ruins my joke! 
 MegaDosX: Mood
 Earthenone: they do buy and sell land
 Alas_Babylon: @jacqui_lantern234 Your joke is still better tho
 laundreydhull: Card of Kings did what  ?
   LoadingReadyRun:  The button is "My deck's power level is Yes"
 janmelantu: @Earthenone Yeah but a bunch of it is swamp
 DarknessKingCoH: It's been out for time
 flatluigi: ice burn from cameron
kujalet: @LoadingReadyRun LRR OVERLORD monkaS
Nukified: isn't it MOM yet?  please no
 Dragonality: Wooo! Just made it!
 MegaDosX: It's the boy!
JokerBoney: never remove the land now adays
renaissancerat: land stays in at my lgs
 Fruan: If there's nothing special in the basic slot then it doesn't matter, right?
 jacqui_lantern234: @LoadingReadyRun  i want a button that says "Graham Stark Is Wonderful"
 MegaDosX: Oh hey look it's the standard FOTM
 laundreydhull: Oooh, 
 fhorrigan: Love you Cameron
 raulghoulia: I gotta a rock
 Dragonality: I'm almost always working during LRR IRL draft/sealed stuff
Nukified: nice Cam
 cmdrud87: ummm that sheen
 Mischievous_Catgeist: crew 1
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 laundreydhull: Or ONE Oil
midnightcurryjazz: mmm card asmr
 janmelantu: Look how they massacred my boy
 Sorator13: @Dragonality glad you could make it tonight!
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Orxolon: did phyrexia got a code for packs inMTGA?
Nukified: they were sent in messages
 laundreydhull: Could R&D have made "Oil" into a token to mimic from the Blood tokens of VOW?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MegaDosX: Adam got Elesh Norn confirmed 
Orxolon: like the sort of PLAYBRO
  Juliamon: Orxolon They don't do that anymore now that they have the Messaging system
 janmelantu: @Orxolon It just shows up in your inbox
 MegaDosX: Yeah you get a message now with packs attached
Orxolon: oh i see,thanks
 laundreydhull:  : *potentially sneerful scheming*
 MegaDosX: Same for the Alchemy release
 Dragonality: The inbox packs is way more convenient
 Alas_Babylon: @laundreydhull The issue with that is that MIgloz making five at once would make certain other cards ridiculous if they could all use that same pool
Orxolon: maybe i opened it and didn't realize XD
 MegaDosX: It is so much more convenient
 laundreydhull: Dorry, that was mean to be a colon/semi-colon(?)
 ShaneLeeAtk: I really enjoy this over the shoulder shot.
DaVeganPolice:  I love the lil car
 Dragonality: Sending you good vibes, that's what we're doing
 Alas_Babylon: @laundreydhull It feels like they wanted to go for fixed energy rather than Blood 2.0
 Easilycrazyhat: It looks good
 MegaDosX: There is minimal glare right now which is great
4 raiders from Luminaire_p have joined!
 Alas_Babylon: (Also pushing proliferate in strats outside of Dimir)
 laikagoat: 
 MegaDosX: The duality of man
dabudder: havent we done this shot for PPRs before?
 NotCainNorAbel: Maybe we are just getting old
 Mischievous_Catgeist: i feel like the glare has gotten better in this shot
 MegaDosX: Good pick Kathleen!
 Easilycrazyhat: Gotta know the cards more or less, for sure.
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DaVeganPolice:  Seems like a good compromise to me
 MegaDosX: Oh boy a fastland rare, outstanding >_>
 laundreydhull: @alas_babylon I'd doubt it'd have the same effect, but okay.
   LoadingReadyRun:  FYI: we are using a new set of mics tonight. let me know how it sounds
 MegaDosX: Like, they're good cards to open but in limited it's just so unexciting
Orxolon: @LoadingReadyRun gotcha
  Juliamon: LoadingReadyRun Sounds crisp and clean so far!
 NUTSOFODEN: Why haven't they made a SloGood yet?
 Dog_of_Myth: Mics sound good so far
 janmelantu: How is a fastland still in this pack?!?
 MegaDosX: Yeah everything sounds fine thus far
 definenull: Writes down aristocrats
 Mischievous_Catgeist: sounds really clear
 ShaneLeeAtk: Sounds crisp
 TheRatKings: I've missed Adam. Glad hes drafting
 flatluigi: moobase! happy mino march
Orxolon: they should try a high and low note to check XD
frozenphoenix7: *tips mic* M'base
dabudder: I think its nice for a stream like this, where its more likely that we know the cards theyre drafting. With something like the roborosewater drafts, I prefer when the camera is closer to the cards so I can read them
 Fruan: You can really hear the shuffling. I mean that in a good way.
 MegaDosX: Solid start tbh
 BrowneePoints: So Dominik Mayer and Eli Minaya take the crowns for best art in the set right? @loadingreadyrun
 Davlenagain: nice to see adam back
Julian_Rogue: get the windex. gotta make sure everything sounds crystal clear
 Mischievous_Catgeist: no more mwap!
  Juliamon: It is picking up a wider range of noise, in a good way.
 laikagoat:   
 MegaDosX: Significant improvement tbh
Julian_Rogue: Just half volume static
 flatluigi: so when are you getting new chairs
 Sorator13: that is very important tbh
 saucemaster5000: I already miss the bees
 DarkMorford: Which mics are these, Paul?
 BrowneePoints: Yep has a much better timbre range than the old stuff
 MegaDosX: 
 flatluigi: (james just almost fell over)
 flatluigi: again!
  Juliamon: Posture Check!
Julian_Rogue: its his brand @flatluigi
 MegaDosX: Oh I just saw the rare in Cam's hand right now
 Mischievous_Catgeist: yeah lots of nice card clicking on table and shuffling together very asmr satisfying
 MegaDosX: Yeah Nelson was right, some mediocre limited rares huh? 
 definenull: Speaking of audio quality the audio issues seems to have been resolved for the last TTC
Frostwriter111: Well this set does bring the oil
dabudder: OILed up you say?
Orxolon: pick 8 or 9 and it was still going?
 flatluigi: greasing the chairs sounds like a LRL segment
 Dog_of_Myth: Just get those Phyrexian chairs
 jacqui_lantern234: when are LRR folks gonna embrace the fact that theyre all loved aggressively?!?!
dabudder: seems pretty phyrexian of you paul....
 fhorrigan: Greasy chairs is want he wants.
ghyllnox: And the low rumble of the skate plate
Orxolon: isn't that odd?i mean,i like that card
 betweenmyself: Moist chair bits 
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 fhorrigan: Paul has been compleated
 BrowneePoints: Everytime I see Hexgold Slash I'm so excited Magic started hiring Eli Minaya's work. His art is breathtaking
 saucemaster5000: I'd like greaser chairs. They act tough, but they're one queue away from bursting into song about summer days
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 Mischievous_Catgeist: @ghyllnox 
ChapsTheMC: RED KAT
 flatluigi: @Orxolon ONE is a real odd draft environment. I don't think I *dislike* it but it's definitely different than the last several
   LoadingReadyRun: @definenull yes, we figured out that the issue was a conflict between two audio processing plugins
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/DaintyWrongDillPJSalt-zqe4urM-GUnxWde9
 Austere_Squire: greetings LRR friends
 MegaDosX: It's fine(tm)
 flatluigi: I like kathleen's picks so far
dabudder: I love centuar courser
 MegaDosX: Oh. That rare tho.
 cmdrud87: umm, looks like there might be issues down the line
 MegaDosX: Oh and Kathleen's pack oh snap
 flatluigi: can't believe kathleen opened oko
 MegaDosX: Those are some spicy choices in Kathleen's pack
 BrowneePoints: Yooooooo Kathleen opened a bomb rare
 Mischievous_Catgeist: just started really playing mtg and learning it with Jumpstart on arena has been fantastic
Frostwriter111: not taking that rare seems crazy to me
 MegaDosX: Even that uncommon she was looking at a moment ago is extremely good
dabudder: skitterfang is generally better than brutalizer
 Pharmacistjudge: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FpX31wiXwAECgLH?format=jpg&name=large
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lazermeow: That card is a trap.
Orxolon: is it?
 Pharmacistjudge: triangle man
 Sorator13: @Pharmacistjudge love it
  Feriority: For some reason Twitch took me to the VOD of this stream, which was very confusing
 Austere_Squire: the only thing i know about all will be one limited is i'm pretty sure Vraska's Fall is fantastic
 Dragonality: That's solo won me several drafts, so I'm biased
 MegaDosX: That thing is a house
dabudder: WOW what a bomb cam
 Dog_of_Myth: That's a cursed image in the best way @Pharmacistjudge
dabudder: I mean you have to
adambomb625: Dargon glider is great
 MegaDosX: You absolutely take that, it's a beater
 Ukon_Cairns: it does have a downside, which is unusual to see in modern magic
 Easilycrazyhat: I like that little origami token
Frostwriter111: oh mygod
adambomb625: WOW
 laikagoat: wtf
 janmelantu: LMAO
 MegaDosX: The same devilled egg
Nukified: 
 cmdrud87: well
dabudder: TWO OF THEM
sgtknispel23: LOL
 BrowneePoints: Cam is gonna murder some folks
 flatluigi: whose since in pain was that
 Austere_Squire: is that a repurposed skate for card delivery
 flatluigi: wince*
micalovits: Impressive
dabudder: CAMERON YOUR DECK IS BUSTER
 MegaDosX: I mean why not.
dabudder: busted
 MrGibberish: I mean
 flatluigi: wow, cameron ALSO opened oko
 janmelantu: How was THAT still in the pack?
 ladyjessica: Which pack are they on?
 MegaDosX: Do I hear three?
 Rustpile: I support Cams deck choices
 LadyLockwood92: Gross. What a think to come in on.
 Dog_of_Myth: Pack 2
 couchboyj: Filigree Stranger
 janmelantu: @ladyjessica pack 2
 MegaDosX: Aw, he didn't get a third one
 ladyjessica: Thank you 
 Sorator13: @Austere_Squire you say "repurposed" as if this was not the original purpose
 BrowneePoints: @janmelantu easy pick 2 and 3 and neither nelly or adam in red
 korvys: Hi Drafters!
dwchief: It's wild how good red is. Even with a 6-person pod there should probably be 2+ red drafters
 MegaDosX: Everyone at this table not named Ben is great
frank_the_great: Hi everyone! Hope you're doing well cool folks!
frozenphoenix7: We're complimenting Adam's new Youtube content
 BrowneePoints: Yea we appreciate you
 Dog_of_Myth: You all are very cool.
Orxolon: oh great,we can talk about that glider all day then XD
frozenphoenix7: Because it's great
 Dragonality: The coolest
 cmdrud87: at least Paul is lying on our behalf
 saucemaster5000: Everyone is cool
 Pharmacistjudge: quick chat make paul a not liar
 korvys: Hi all the cool drafters! And James!
 Rob_Racoon: Drafters are cute.
 jacqui_lantern234: CHAT IS SAYING YOURE LOVED AGGRESSIVELY
 philippekav: Kathleen needs more virgin oil and she's all set
 Sorator13: I, for one, think Ben is VERY cool
 MegaDosX: Paul is best
 LadyLockwood92: Yeah, Adam's youtube stuff has been great~
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 Spacecarl: To be fair, I met Ben in Philly and he was indeed cool
jets0n_: okay, Bad luck drafters...JK good luck
 couchboyj: That
sgtknispel23: hi paul! lol
 definenull: You are all p awesome
frank_the_great: Also, shoutout to Paul
  Juliamon: It's a great table. You can really see the trapezoidal shape on the tweet photo.
 janmelantu: When are we getting more episodes of Simic Linings?
lazermeow: You're all neeto.
 Dragonality: @jacqui_lantern234 What they said
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 saucemaster5000: Remember, Paul is looking at us, so don't compliment him. Only everyone else
 MegaDosX: I mean, whole pack to come, you've got time
 Fruan: I watched the latest ep of Zero to Hero before this stream, and it's SO GOOD.
 BrowneePoints: @juliamon I read that as sweet potato
   LoadingReadyRun: @Juliamon love our tables. We had them made locally! 
 control_rig: Boffadeez
 MegaDosX: It is a very fancy table
 Sorator13: I like how Ben has a style that works really well for him and rocks it with confidence
 MrGibberish: @juliamon Which isn’t as big as the this camera view makes it look like, imo
 Austere_Squire: i haven't really noticed what cards people are getting, i just think i keep seeing cam get all the foils
 BrowneePoints: Open the door get on the floor! Phyrexian Toxic Dinosaur!
 jacqui_lantern234: @control_rig bofa deez reminders that youre loved AGGRESSIVELY
 Mischievous_Catgeist: vvrooom
jets0n_: drafters kathleen pick a card that dose that thing
 janmelantu: @Sorator13 He’s got a cool jersey where do I get one?
 Sorator13: @BrowneePoints omg that scans so well
 FullOfLiesAndBees: I love all the card sounds. Weirdly soothing.
 Austere_Squire: love the Phyrexia jerseys
 BrowneePoints: @sorator13 thank you I workshopped it at the ppr a LOT
Orxolon: card ASMR
 MegaDosX: Was it Kenji who had the advice for how to do well in the format that Graham's talked about before?
Orxolon: !quote ADMR
Orxolon: !quote ASMR
 LadyLockwood92: @MegaDosX Yup
 philippekav: @janmelantu I beleive they were at the Philly con
 MegaDosX: Oh my god.
 jacqui_lantern234: @BrowneePoints open the door, ge on the floor, man door hand hook car door 
 MegaDosX: I Just saw what Kathleen's getting passed
155 raiders from benjamin_wheeler have joined!
 BrowneePoints: @sorator13 with The Rex being the other half(It is a dinosaur! A toxic dinoSAUUUUUUUrrr!)
 MegaDosX: Oh baby a triple
 Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
 GhostofJeffGoldblum:     
 definenull: Howdy raiders
 MegaDosX: Raiders!
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Xx_JAG_xX: eeeeeh
 flatluigi: that's a lot of eggs
 eshplode: 
 Austere_Squire: hoy, wheeler, raiders
jushimus:   '
 janmelantu: So many good eggs
 MegaDosX: The red card is also great in this format
 philippekav: it's great to be here ?
 cmdrud87: Cam seems to dosagree
WorldsChunkiest: Yee, and I cannot stress this enough, Haw
JokerBoney: 
Frostwriter111: not a bad last pick
micalovits: Time for more fastlands!
 MegaDosX: Oh shit
 flatluigi: yoooo
dabudder: OH SHIT
 cmdrud87: wut
 control_rig: Oh noooooo
 Austere_Squire: oooh, jace
 janmelantu: YOOOOOOOOO
 Austere_Squire: splash it
zenomessiah: noooooo
 Easilycrazyhat: Oooh, pretty
 flatluigi: get the sleeves
 control_rig: Splash!
jets0n_: OOOOOO
 Austere_Squire: Just splash it
 Rob_Racoon: 
 BrowneePoints: PHYREXIAN
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 laundreydhull: Dewwit! 
 definenull: omg
JokerBoney: time to splash
swordmaster2551: its splashable
 definenull: noooo
frozenphoenix7: Ah, so close
 MegaDosX: I mean, you could just splash for it
micalovits: Isn't that jace pretty bad even in limited?
frank_the_great: Some people say splash, I say hate draft
 Austere_Squire: do eeeeeeeet
 MegaDosX: It's a single pip
 Mischievous_Catgeist: take i for the greed
renaissancerat: splash
 Diabore: oh its in phyrexian too
zenomessiah: do it anyway xD
renaissancerat: single pip two life
  Juliamon: It's a great card in not even remotely Kathleen's deck
 laundreydhull: Embrace Chaos, Reject Mother of Machinas...!!
 korvys: Only one real coloured pip
 definenull: Uhhh Camerons rare is a house
 Austere_Squire: you only need one mana the rest is life
 MegaDosX: Oh let's find out
TheHav: yeah it's in phyrexian but the -X mills 10 times X
 jacqui_lantern234: A B C - Always Reward Kathleen
 philippekav: oily boy ?
 Diabore: oh, is it all will be one? please tell me all will be one
 Diabore: YES
 MegaDosX: OH shit
 Dog_of_Myth: I've passed on bombs before that were in the wrong color.
AkiraBalance27: oooo
jets0n_: YES
 flatluigi: yaaa
 Austere_Squire: oh, wow
 Alas_Babylon: It ABSOLUTELY is playable
 philippekav: oh that
 BrowneePoints: Kathleen with the crazy mythic luck
Orxolon: oh shit
 MegaDosX: That is straight playable
micalovits: Right, that card is weird
 flatluigi: all will be one is real fun
 laundreydhull:  
 cmdrud87: in Kathleen's deck, AWBO is actually crazy
 Austere_Squire: wait, is he in Phyrexian?
 boyesie: !card all will be one
  LRRbot: All Will Be One [3RR] | Enchantment | Whenever you put one or more counters on a permanent or player, All Will Be One deals that much damage to target opponent, creature an opponent controls, or planeswalker an opponent controls.
 Diabore: i can be cracked
 jacqui_lantern234: @MegaDosX and Huatli and Saheeli are lesbian playable 
 Ukon_Cairns: ludicrous mythic is ludicrous
 MegaDosX: @jacqui_lantern234 
 cmdrud87: in Phyrexian, too
 Austere_Squire: maybe Kathleen passed him because he's unreadable
 MegaDosX: White Sun's Twilight is pretty absurd
 laundreydhull: Treat urself 
micalovits: White suns is 7 mana win any game
 BrowneePoints: !card Jace, Perfected Mind
  LRRbot: Jace, the Perfected Mind [2U{U/P}] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [5] | Compleated / [+1]: Until your next turn, up to one target creature gets −3/−0. / [−2]: Target player mills three cards. Then if a graveyard has twenty or more cards in it, you draw three cards. Otherwise, you draw a card. / [−X]: Target player mills three times X cards.
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
koodooman: 
frozenphoenix7: White Sun's Twilight is absurd Nelson please
 flatluigi: white sun is one of the best cards in the set
 janmelantu: Colossal Chairman is love
 laundreydhull: or not....
 Pharmacistjudge: Nelson
 IbunWest: You can re-equip the chair is a great quote
 MegaDosX: The chair costs seven to equip!
Frostwriter111: I like that weird slow card
 Alas_Babylon: White Sun is the best of the Twilights
renaissancerat: nelson be so for real righ tnow
 jacqui_lantern234: NELSON!!! adams not a COWARD
 laundreydhull: Duh Heck Nelly!?
 itsr67: yOu CaN rEeQuIp ThE cHaIr
Orxolon: is white sun the best bomb for limited?
 LadyLockwood92: Hey everybody. You can re-equip the chair.
 Simonark: This stream is going to end in a bloodbath when Nelson really does re-equip the chair.
 BrowneePoints: !card Jace, Perfected Mind
  LRRbot: Jace, the Perfected Mind [2U{U/P}] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [5] | Compleated / [+1]: Until your next turn, up to one target creature gets −3/−0. / [−2]: Target player mills three cards. Then if a graveyard has twenty or more cards in it, you draw three cards. Otherwise, you draw a card. / [−X]: Target player mills three times X cards.
 MegaDosX: OK I have to see this now
 Alas_Babylon: It's appropriate that she's drafting red/green because Kathleen is in Christmasland right now
 MegaDosX: I mean, kinda
 Pharmacistjudge: correct
 saucemaster5000: depends on how greasy the chair is
Orxolon: you pay 6 mana to sit
 Pharmacistjudge: you had to pay 3 mana to sit on a throne
 laundreydhull: am only sads I can't draft cardboards out here!!
micalovits: Battle chair is... Fine, but 6 mana is stupidly slow, and7 to re-equip
 MegaDosX: Holy moly
 Alas_Babylon: That wheeled?!
 twitch_xeo: hah, it came around
 MegaDosX: That's a snap pick
WorldsChunkiest: Pog
thanzo: yoo it wheeled
 Simonark: You can wear a lot of chairs as a hat, if you don't worry about doorways
 Mischievous_Catgeist: clip it thats the ticket
AkiraBalance27: damn, best card in limited
 cmdrud87: yes, it wheeled
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  Feriority: Why is a battle chair an equipment and not a vehicle like unicycles 
t7112: cam opened that card for kathleen
Frostwriter111: Kathleen's deck seems nuts
 Alas_Babylon: Actual factual gamer hours over in the Kathleen Zone
 Mr_Horrible: Mr. Loz is back for round 2
 Spacecarl: that sure is a sign you are in the right lanes
 twitch_xeo: she really is completely alone in those colours huh
forshamesir: vigloz is such a messed up card
 LadyLockwood92: I think Kathleen's the only person in R/G.
 boyesie: !card vigloz
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 Pharmacistjudge: you had to pay 3 mana to sit in a chair...and this chair did not let you attack. https://cards.scryfall.io/png/front/d/5/d508e6a6-034c-424d-993e-7354ce212f13.png?1562794087
 Alas_Babylon: !card Migloz Maze Crusher
  LRRbot: Migloz, Maze Crusher [1RG] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Beast [4/4] | Migloz, Maze Crusher enters the battlefield with five oil counters on it. / {1}, Remove an oil counter from Migloz: It gains vigilance and menace until end of turn. / {2}, Remove two oil counters from Migloz: It gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / {3}, Remove three oil counters from Migloz: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
 control_rig: Nelson, Known Sitter
 Pharmacistjudge: !card dragon throne
  LRRbot: Dragon Throne of Tarkir [4] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has defender and "{2}, {T}: Other creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power." / Equip {3}
 MegaDosX: And RG is anecdotally the strongest colour pair in ONE limited
 Dog_of_Myth: That chair is made for Nelson.
 cmdrud87: I like Cam, but I have a feeling like Cathleen's gonna murder him
  Juliamon: !addquote (Nelson) [now] Well, I guess I'm the only one that likes to sit.
  LRRbot: New quote #8481: "Well, I guess I'm the only one that likes to sit." —Nelson [2023-03-03]
 ArkhamArchivist: a specific kind of deck or what?
 janmelantu: @MegaDosX Idk I just went 0-3 with a good RG deck
 Simonark: Posture is important.
thanzo: frank lloyd wright?
 saucemaster5000: Frank Lloyd Wright?
 TheRatKings: Frank Lloyd Right
 Fruan: Eames?
 flatluigi: bob johnson
 korvys: Shaker?
 MegaDosX: @janmelantu I mean, I did say anecdotally. There's also variance to take into consideration 
 CastleOtranto: Frank Lloyd Wright
  Juliamon: Good job chat, you got there eventually
 jacqui_lantern234: @CastleOtranto im more a fan of Frank Lloyd Left 
 MegaDosX: Endlessly rewarded, Kathleen
TheHav: Frank, Lord of Wright
 MegaDosX: !card martial coup
  LRRbot: Martial Coup [XWW] | Sorcery | Create X 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens. If X is 5 or more, destroy all other creatures.
  Feriority: Tony Hawk's Ultra-Pro Skater
 philippekav: skate me to the end of love
 flatluigi: !card marshal coup
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 CastleOtranto: @CastleOtranto He is a much cooler person
 Diabore: !card martial coupe
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 flatluigi: !card martial coup
 MegaDosX: Martial Coup with upside
renaissancerat: !card martial coupe
micalovits: And they have toxic.... So it is a two turn clock
 MrGibberish: !card white sun twilight
 Pharmacistjudge: is it bad I was hoping for "Martian Coup" in unfinity?
 Simonark: So not Arne Jacobson fans then? No egg chairs? I'd love an evening where everyone in LRR pivots around sinisterly, like Number 2 in The Prisoner
 Fruan: Marshal Coup isn't a 2 mana wrath if you don't want guys.
frank_the_great: !Card Blot Out the Sky
 itsr67: mites can't block so if there's a haste
 MegaDosX: Malcator
 jacqui_lantern234: who's Mashal Coo? 
 MegaDosX: Not Malactor
 MegaDosX: Ben pls 
 flatluigi: !card martial coup
 Riiiiiiis: Martian Coupé ?
Frostwriter111: I just 7-1'd with a deck that had 4 Eyes of Malcator
 philippekav: Day9 loves Malcator !
 MegaDosX: I would never 
clarinetman: Minestrone soupe?
 boyesie: !card white sun twilight
  LRRbot: White Sun's Twilight [XWW] | Sorcery | You gain X life. Create X 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature tokens with toxic 1 and "This creature can't block." If X is 5 or more, destroy all other creatures.
thanzo: some sort of malcator projection
midnightcurryjazz: cam is dead already
 HadesLeprechaun: I mean the mite's can't block, so it's not -necessarily- just Martial Coup with upside
dabudder: hey I missed most of pack three
 Ukon_Cairns: it is however martial coup that also is a 2 turn clock
dabudder: did anything exciting happen besides the jace
 LadyLockwood92: Ooo, yay~ Road Quest OST.
Tiny_Genius_: I RESERVE the right to be a pedant in twitch chat
 janmelantu: @Tiny_Genius_ It’s strictly different
 Dragonality: I should watch Road Quest again....
 Dragonality: Dang, this OST always gets me XD
 LadyLockwood92: I rewatched it fairly recently, always good.
 jacqui_lantern234: dang it, now i wanna rewatch road quest
 cmdrud87: Uuh, Goldeneye 64
 MrGibberish: Oooh, Goldeneye on Monday!
Tiny_Genius_: @Tiny_Genius_ fuck I made the typo
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 zasiah: !uptime
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 saucemaster5000: How long do we have to wait till we start making jokes about road quest holding up?
  Juliamon: You can do that any time.
  Juliamon: Hadouken
 laundreydhull: LRR-Quest: "Le Toure De Roads"
 cmdrud87: Ad Road Quest, we saw all we ever wanted from Ian... and then, some more
 cmdrud87: *At
 ShaneLeeAtk: When WAS the last time we saw a car?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: speak for yourself
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: more Ian, I say
 Dog_of_Myth: about 5 min. ago.
 Dragonality: @ShaneLeeAtk about 5 minutres ago
dabudder: @ShaneLeeAtk about 5 minutes ago
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Dog_of_Myth out here anti-aircrafting bits
 cmdrud87: @GhostofJeffGoldblum I mostly meant Ians butt, but fair play to you
 laundreydhull: Perhaps a short sidequest dubbed Boat-Quest? hehe
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @GhostofJeffGoldblum so did I.
 jacqui_lantern234: what @GhostofJeffGoldblum said! ian is the biggest reason im a lrr fan
  LRRbot: Meldweb Strider [4U] | Artifact — Vehicle [5/5] | Vigilance / Meldweb Strider enters the battlefield with an oil counter on it. / Remove an oil counter from Meldweb Strider: It becomes an artifact creature until end of turn. / Crew 3
 Dog_of_Myth: @GhostofJeffGoldblum I couldn't help it. 
 jacqui_lantern234: not his naked butt, though 
SnowBuddy18: @jacqui_lantern234 I mean.....
 jacqui_lantern234: ok, it would be acceptable if he and i were at a hot springs together
 janmelantu: What’s everyone’s POWERFUL MAGIC story lately?
 laundreydhull: @jacqui_lantern234 whats that anime episode bit supposed to called in pop tropes?
 Nebula662: Dem boostie drafts
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jazzbanana: Just killed a pod with nontoken aristocrats
 Austere_Squire: @janmelantu does it count if I grabbed a compleat bundle at my LGS and pulled oil slick Atraxa? I was extreme hype; she's my favorite creature
 jacqui_lantern234: @janmelantu its not a game mechanic win, but i got my friend to laugh by saying "this is Sensei's Divining Bottom erasure!" when he resolved Top last night
 cmdrud87: @janmelantu Opp, totally ruining me: I use this Sculpting Steel to copy Mox Opal- me: Isn't that legendary?... And thus, the steel went to the yard
 Dragonality: @janmelantu Getting two Chruning Resevoirs into Urabrasks Forge XD
 Sorator13: @janmelantu 
 kilnfiendpotter: @Austere_Squire I also pulled an oil slick Atraxa today!
 janmelantu: @jazzbanana No real aristocrat would be satisfied with sacrificing a mere token
 jacqui_lantern234: @cmdrud87 womp womp
 Austere_Squire: @kilnfiendpotter Heck yeah! Were you giddy afterward as well?
 Nebula662: @janmelantu I pulled a Mikaeus the unhallowed out of a set booster today and that's it
 NewtyNewts: Dang, I think I missed the draft!
 jacqui_lantern234: @kilnfiendpotter awesome people deserve awesome cards!
 Sorator13: @NewtyNewts you did indeed!
 NewtyNewts: Any fun draft shenans?
ihlendrax: @janmelantu : Resolved Dark Depths/Thespian’s Stage on T2 with a haste enabler in play.
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 cmdrud87: But for real, I've had the flu for like 2 weeks now, can't wait to go back out and play EDH in person again
 janmelantu: @ihlendrax That’s extremely powerful
 Sorator13: @cmdrud87 aww, hope you feel better soon buddy 
 kilnfiendpotter: @Austere_Squire I was slightly delirious, but I think that was mostly due to sleep deprivation (baby)!
ihlendrax: I didn’t draw another land for three more turns, but it was worth it.
 Nebula662: Actually, destroying like 3 people on arena with the combo of Peer into the abyss and Underworld dreams was pretty fun
 cmdrud87: @cmdrud87 Yeah, I'm moving towards the tail end, but I guess I'll give it another week, just to be sure
 cmdrud87: @cmdrud87 and thanks
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dabudder: alright chat. you get to choose ONE loadingreadyrun video series, stream, or podcast. that is the ONLY lrr content you can watch for the rest of time. what you picking?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: easy snap pick Crapshots
dabudder: if new episodes of it come out, you can watch those
 elkae: windmill slam QWRPline
 Rob_Racoon: Hustle, windmill slam.
 saucemaster5000: whichever video had the love doctors
 MrGibberish: @dabudder AFK
 jacqui_lantern234: @dabudder QWERPLINE under the assumption that it was actively being worked on
 cmdrud87: @saucemaster5000 That would be LoadingReadyLive
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 Nebula662: @dabudder Slam dunk Sidewalk Slam, gimme the wrestlemans
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 flatluigi: jumpscare!
 control_rig: Gah!
Lawblades: Wokege
midnightcurryjazz: that was loud
 MegaDosX: That was abrupt
 Nebula662: 
 Austere_Squire: oooooooooh, Kathleen with the nice sleeves!
 cmdrud87: Yeah,m
dabudder: I'm actually totally stuck on this one, even though i asked it. I think its probably either TTC or LoadingReadyLive
 cmdrud87: SWS is a good shout
 MegaDosX: I mean
 twitch_xeo: ben pls, remember our ears are new and sensitive
 MegaDosX: Either of them could be tbh
 janmelantu: Kathleen where can we get those fancy sleeves?
ghyllnox: Cam's deck is good, but Kathleen's seems busted
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MegaDosX: Ben hates chat's ears, confirmed
goldensunkn1ght5: Let the games begin
 saucemaster5000: 2023 is the year we all die?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: l o u d b e n
thanzo: 
 jacqui_lantern234: LOUD BEN BEST BEN
AkiraBalance27: yesss go Ben
 Austere_Squire: but where can we get the sleeves?!
 ogier300: Loud Ben is Best Ben
  LRRbot: The Fair Basilica | Land — Sphere | The Fair Basilica enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {W}. / {1}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice The Fair Basilica: Draw a card.
 shendaras: 
koodooman: ben could you speak up?, you are coming through faint
 Austere_Squire: why did i think Kathleen was in RB
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 elkae: !findquote loud
  LRRbot: Quote #6759: "You don't have to say everything out loud." —Cameron [2020-02-11]
thraximore: hi @jacqui_lantern234 
  LRRbot: Rustvine Cultivator [G] | Creature — Phyrexian Elf Druid [1/2] | {T}: Put an oil counter on Rustvine Cultivator. / {T}, Remove an oil counter from Rustvine Cultivator: Untap target land.
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 MegaDosX: Kathleen followed Kenji's advice!
 cmdrud87: I wish those lands were artifact lands, just to mess with modern players
 elkae:  good quote
 lion_byte: "your decibels have had it too good for too long" 100
XBain: Team Kathleen
  LRRbot: Crawling Chorus [W] | Creature — Phyrexian Horror [1/1] | Toxic 1 / When Crawling Chorus dies, create a 1/1 colorless Phyreixan Mite artifact creature token with toxic 1 and "This creature can't block."
thanzo: some sort of social club for old dragons
  LRRbot: Basilica Skullbomb [1] | Artifact | {1}, Sacrifice Basilica Skullbomb: Draw a card. / {2}{W}, Sacrifice Basilica Skullbomb: Target creature you control gets +2/+2 and gains flying until end of turn. Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.
dabudder: kathleen is not doing the plug right
 janmelantu: EGG
 elkae: oh no we have to choose a team, but i love all the LRRchildren equally D:
dabudder: cmon you gotta link to the shop
 laundreydhull: @dabudder Commodore Hustle; a commune parody side quest of a little bit of everything. tl;dr that buffet of UN-Sanctioned Judge's Tower Cube. 
 Austere_Squire: i forgot how many teeth were in this set
dabudder: or else beej will yell at you
  LRRbot: Copper Longlegs [1G] | Creature — Phyrexian Spider [1/3] | Reach / {1}{G}, Sacrifice Copper Longlegs: Proliferate.
DarthRagnar815: Both singers and the venue.
 MegaDosX: Slow elf
 Austere_Squire: slelf
 Fruan: It's like a very bad gilded goose
 elkae: what's the command, again? !LRRstore
thanzo: slork?
 cmdrud87: when Satyr Wayfinder is just too good
  LRRbot: Bladegraft Aspirant [2R] | Creature — Phyrexian Warrior [2/3] | Menace / Equipment spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Activated abilities of Equipment you control that target Bladegraft Aspirant cost {1} less to activate.
 Austere_Squire: i play commander so seeing so many early plays is WILD
 elkae: !merch
  LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun has a store! You can buy Shirt, or Sleeve, or Playmat, or Pin, or Other! Check out https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ for the full catalog.
 elkae: ayyyy i got it!
Lawblades: NOOOO the oil was left un-drilled
 laundreydhull: Judege's Tower: the UN-Official Pu-Pa of  l a n d e r
micalovits: Drill dat oil!
thegreatwyrdling: Oh it's the goth throwdown.
 laundreydhull: *Judge's Tower
 MegaDosX: So Kathleen has four mana up
  LRRbot: The Autonomous Furnace | Land — Sphere | The Autonomous Furnace enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {R}. / {1}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice The Autonomous Furnace: Draw a card.
thegreatwyrdling: !panic
 Rob_Racoon: New mics!
thegreatwyrdling: Mike five!
  LRRbot: Volt Charge [2R] | Instant | Volt Charge deals 3 damage to any target. Proliferate.
dabudder: uh oh
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  LRRbot: Free from Flesh [R] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Put two oil counters on it.
 MegaDosX: Hot damn
 Fruan: So oily!
dabudder: well, Oil be damned 
 Austere_Squire: do Phyrexians have that much flesh to be freed from?
 MegaDosX: Now it's basically a Voyaging Satyr for four turns
 korvys: Oily elf
  LRRbot: Predation Steward [1G] | Creature — Phyrexian Elf Warrior [2/2] | Predation Steward enters the battlefield with two oil counters on it. / {2}{G}, {T}, Remove an oil counter from Predation Steward: Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
 Revelia: Jiayou!
thanzo: deep fried phyrexians mmm
 MajorFrostbyte: Oiled up enough for Venice Beach at this point
 Fruan: I've seen surpisingly few Groundskeeper Willie memes about this set.
 MegaDosX: That's because Willie wanted to be greased up not oiled up
 LadyLockwood92: I guess it's 'cause the meme is grease.
 MegaDosX: For Mirrodin!
 MegaDosX: !card dragonwing glider
  LRRbot: Dragonwing Glider [3RR] | Artifact — Equipment | For Mirrodin! / Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has flying and haste. / Equip {3}{R}{R}
thraximore: so oily
  LRRbot: Dragonwing Glider [3RR] | Artifact — Equipment | For Mirrodin! / Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has flying and haste. / Equip {3}{R}{R}
 MegaDosX: 4/4 flying haste for 3RR seems fair
Hvarn : Anyone from lrr going to come to Vancouver for the face to face thingy
 AngelicKnighthood: Where are the oil dice y'all got for the PPR?
 Rob_Racoon: Polyester Card, so shiny!
  LRRbot: Blazing Crescendo [1R] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+1 until end of turn. / Exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.
dabudder: wow kathleen keeping it close
 MajorFrostbyte: Kathleen's motto. Everybody dies.
 korvys: You say "forest fire", I say "autonomous furnace"
thraximore: rustle rustle rutle
 MegaDosX: Clatter clatter crash
 Alas_Babylon: Clink clink
 Alas_Babylon: *explosion*
  LRRbot: Armored Scrapgorger [1G] | Creature — Phyrexian Beast [0/3] | Armored Scrapgorger gets +3/+0 as long as it has three or more oil counters on it. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / When Armored Scrapgorger becomes tapped, exile target card from a graveyard and put an oil counter on Armored Scrapgorger.
 MegaDosX: Kathleen with all the mana dorks
 LadyLockwood92: [dice noises]
 cmdrud87: aka every person to ever work in an LGS
 kumatsu:  Doesn't need to be a creature exiled
pepperccorn: if theres no creature to exile does it still get an oil counter?
 MegaDosX: Yeah Scrapgorger just exiles a thing
 Alas_Babylon: @pepperccorn No
the_digiman619: SaLRRtations, all
 Alas_Babylon: @pepperccorn The ability is a bit weird; since it has a target and it's not "up to X", if there are no targets, that whole ability fails
 LadyLockwood92: It's because it's exile a card *and* exile a creatture.
  LRRbot: Furnace Strider [4R] | Creature — Phyrexian Beast [4/5] | Furnace Strider enters the battlefield with two oil counters on it. / Remove an oil counter from Furnace Strider: Target creature you control gains haste until end of turn.
adambomb625: Soup bowl is online if Kathleen has it
Orxolon: all will be one would do mayhem in that deck
 MegaDosX: @Orxolon Hey guess what.
 Alas_Babylon: @Orxolon Guess who drafted it
 janmelantu: @Alas_Babylon You don’t need a target to tap it, but you won’t get a counter if you can’t target
adambomb625: Also what's Kathleen's bottom card?
  LRRbot: Bladegraft Aspirant [2R] | Creature — Phyrexian Warrior [2/3] | Menace / Equipment spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Activated abilities of Equipment you control that target Bladegraft Aspirant cost {1} less to activate.
 Alas_Babylon: @janmelantu Yes, very important to point out indeed
  LRRbot: Infested Fleshcutter [1W] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+0. / Whenever equipped creature attacks, create a 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature token with toxic 1 and "This creature can't block." / Equip {2}{W}
 MegaDosX: Oh that's an issue
 LadyLockwood92: I just noticed Kathleen's deck name. That's a good reference.
 MegaDosX: Yeah equip targeting itself
  LRRbot: Swooping Lookout [W] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Construct [1/2] | Flying, vigilance
 Dog_of_Myth: Teeth
 MegaDosX: Someone call Serge Hovermyr arrived!
 janmelantu: HOVERMYR
thanzo: lookout for those teeth
 MegaDosX: Well that's a good draw
 cmdrud87: @MegaDosX He literally got to preview that card
  LRRbot: Migloz, Maze Crusher [1RG] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Beast [4/4] | Migloz, Maze Crusher enters the battlefield with five oil counters on it. / {1}, Remove an oil counter from Migloz: It gains vigilance and menace until end of turn. / {2}, Remove two oil counters from Migloz: It gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / {3}, Remove three oil counters from Migloz: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
   LoadingReadyRun:  Infested Fleshcutter aka Sword you Really Should Have Cleaned
 MegaDosX: @cmdrud87 I'm aware 
 Alas_Babylon: Oofa and doofa have both been called
Snail_On_Speed: @LadyLockwood92 what reference? it's probably nothing
ChapsTheMC: Migoz?
midnightcurryjazz: these
 MegaDosX: Good choice tbh
 kais58: And pay mana
JokerBoney: @LoadingReadyRun "Sword of Ew and Gross"
 LadyLockwood92: Migloz, but it's fine
 ogier300: Mana Cost?
  Feriority: Is Migloz a crusher who is in the maze or does Migloz crush the maze?
 MacSquizzy: that also costs mana right?
 philippekav: also 3 mana
 MegaDosX: Also yeah it costs 1 mana
 Alas_Babylon: Yes
 LadyLockwood92: @Feriority Yes.
  Feriority: Does Vorinclex call Migloz up when it's time for remodeling?
 MegaDosX: Oh wait no three, you right
 flatluigi: she can't do it again
 flatluigi: unless she can proliferate
 MegaDosX: It also can't do it again unless she proliferates or puts more oil on it somehow
 cmdrud87: @MegaDosX I just love the way he told that story: "Yaaay, I got a preview card. And then I looke at the card. Oh, wait, it's a Hovermyr... Sadness"
 Alas_Babylon: @Feriority He's from the furnace layer, found the maze layer, and had a rockin' good time
 Alas_Babylon: (This is canon)
 RAZRBCK08: She can't do it again currently
SittingOx: one of her creatures allows her to proliferate
  Feriority: @Alas_Babylon Good for him!
 LadyLockwood92: At least someone on Phyrexia is having fun.
 Alas_Babylon: 7 mana 4/4 vigilance menace haste Rec Sage ain't actually that bad, it turns out
 MegaDosX: Yeah it spits out mites on swing
thegreatwyrdling: Kathleen bringing that Gruul life.
 LadyLockwood92: Still love that the Mites look like Angels from Evangelion.
 MegaDosX: Seven oil is probably enough on the 1/2 tbh
SittingOx: what did that 1/2 do?
 Simonark: Welcome, one and all, to Oily Friends.
  LRRbot: Axiom Engraver [1R] | Creature — Phyrexian Wizard [1/3] | Axiom Engraver enters the battlefield with two oil counters on it. / {T}, Remove an oil counter from Axiom Engraver, Discard a card: Draw a card.
 janmelantu: @SittingOx Untaps lands
SittingOx: right, thankss
 MegaDosX: Don't you also have to tap the Steward?
 Simonark: The best thing about all the oiliness is the slick presentation.
 MrGibberish: @simonark
 MrGibberish: 
  LRRbot: Hexgold Halberd [1R] | Artifact — Equipment | For Mirrodin! / As long as it's your turn, equipped creature has first strike and trample. / Equip {2}{R}
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 ArkhamArchivist: @Simonark it's very refined
 MegaDosX: Aggro mirrors require a surprising amount of thought
 Mischievous_Catgeist: need some phyrexian flea meds
 Sorator13: the way Ben said "and another mite" made me think of the inspector gadget theme song
 janmelantu: @MegaDosX Aggro in general requires more thought than people thing, but mirrors especially
 MegaDosX: Yeah
 MegaDosX: It exiles a thing and gets another oil
 MegaDosX: @janmelantu Absolutely right. You can /sometimes/ just say yolo, but often you need to think through your plays a lot more than you'd expect
 MegaDosX: Still close
 Dog_of_Myth: Good first game
 MegaDosX: I think there is?
 janmelantu: AND LEARN TO FLY AGAIN
 RAZRBCK08: Yes
baneless27: canopy something
 Dog_of_Myth: Carnevous canopy
 eye_h_bar: Something canopy
Nukified: with proliferate probably
 Mischievous_Catgeist: and build a deck to kill them all
CharredSpark: take these tired memes and learn to laugh again
 cmdrud87: crushing canopy?
 MegaDosX: !card carnivorous canopy
  LRRbot: Carnivorous Canopy [2G] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying. If that permanent's mana value was 3 or less, proliferate.
 korvys: Yeah, 3 cost Artifact/Enchant/Flying, and propliferate if mana value less than 3
 couchboyj: Proliferate if targets MV is 3 or less
 Dog_of_Myth: I can't spell tonight.
 MegaDosX: All the mites are artifacts!
 jacqui_lantern234: @Dog_of_Myth you spelled it just fine here 
Orxolon: Disenchant was almost removal in BRO
 Mischievous_Catgeist: purple artifacts
 laundreydhull: U meme BRO  ?
 janmelantu: Ben, they did bring back brown artifacts for BRO
 BrowneePoints: Yep Carnivorous Canopy is Broken Wings if MV is 3 or less proliferate
 MegaDosX: Sometimes you just swing with them, because you can make your opponent block badly
 ArkhamArchivist: I swear to Norn I'll find an Altar and sacrifice you
 MegaDosX: Wurmcoil Engine
 LadyLockwood92: God...90's henchman voice on the Mites.
 control_rig: And then Wurmcoil happens
 RAZRBCK08: BRO was great
 DarknessKingCoH: Imagine all the teeth chattering when the mites are cold.
 laundreydhull: I half-expected  to reply with "Listen here you little shits...!!"
 MegaDosX: Sounds like a skill issue
 cmdrud87: hey, that card used to be banned
 MegaDosX: They're vanishingly rare
 MegaDosX: From memory
micalovits: Randomly losing to keening stone was... Not fun
 MegaDosX: It's just that so many people draft on Arena it makes them show up with notable frequency
 laundreydhull: oh, that reminds me of the set booster I got at the store today.
 laundreydhull: Now Opening....
 BrowneePoints: The Sheoldred you can pull this set is also like $70
 MegaDosX: Koth seems meant for mono red, anything else he's a bit less than good
thanzo: koth + solphim is wild
 MegaDosX: Tyvar can do some neat stuff with all the tap creatures for various things, and Jace can just kill people
 jacqui_lantern234: part of why walkers are good is cause they fog damage sometimes
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 laundreydhull: Keep ur $70s!! My stain-glassed Sheoldred is MINE!
 MegaDosX: The Eternal Wanderer is a rare, for some reason >_>
 LadyLockwood92: The compleated ones are at Mythic iirc
 BrowneePoints: Tyvar is a constructed plant, and a Limited Hunk
JokerBoney: I had one good Koth pool in draft, got him with that 3/4 in white that returns permenants to hand
 Diabore: we have different ideas of fun ben
 RAZRBCK08: Yea all the non Phyrexian walkers are rare
 Dog_of_Myth: SaffronOlive just put up a video today with Red planeswalkers and All Will be One in Standard.
 couchboyj: Compleated are mythic, healthy walkers are rare
 OldManJohnsonMB: Bring back the Uncommon terrible Planeswalker
 Dog_of_Myth: It's seems stupid fun
 MegaDosX: I've never heard of someone playing Eternal Wanderer and losing tbh >_>
JokerBoney: so I just return my mountains and dome them out with the ult
Countjondi: eternal wanderer has been doing good things for me in standard brawl
 eshplode: My one opponent at the prerelease had two Kayas and an Eternal Wanderer. They went 3-0
 cmdrud87: I once nearly managed to wheel with my sheoldred on the table... and then, other peoople had the bright idea of reading my card
 laundreydhull: @OldManJohnsonMB Davriel was a bad walker?
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 BrowneePoints: Eternal Wanderer is one of the best.
 cmdrud87: @OldManJohnsonMB yeah, pretty much
 janmelantu: @OldManJohnsonMB So we’re just gonna ignore how busted uncommon Saheeli is
 laundreydhull: Narset? Ashiok?
 Mischievous_Catgeist: 7 mana hand
 MajorFrostbyte: 5 is easier to hold in your hand. big brain plan.
 Diabore: doubt
thanzo: I do find it interesting that 3/5 non-compleated planeswalkers had black in their color identity
 OldManJohnsonMB: @OldManJohnsonMB Look, we can ALSO have good uncommon ones.  I just want terrible ones so we can FEEL like we have power
 MegaDosX: Just draw your bombs
 Mr_Horrible: nothing but gas (car not included)
 Diabore: land make deck go, sound like gas to me
 JokerBoney: @Dog_of_Myth Tyvm - I'm gonna get you back for this
 Simonark: It always seems rude to pretend I'm a better player than I am by mulliganing well. I don't want to offend people who have actual skill by getting to my nonsense more efficiently.
  LRRbot: Crawling Chorus [W] | Creature — Phyrexian Horror [1/1] | Toxic 1 / When Crawling Chorus dies, create a 1/1 colorless Phyreixan Mite artifact creature token with toxic 1 and "This creature can't block."
 MegaDosX: Oh dear.
 BrowneePoints: Oh do original Zendikar draft night
  LRRbot: Predation Steward [1G] | Creature — Phyrexian Elf Warrior [2/2] | Predation Steward enters the battlefield with two oil counters on it. / {2}{G}, {T}, Remove an oil counter from Predation Steward: Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
 MegaDosX: But what about Guardian Cat with toxic?
 Dog_of_Myth: @JokerBoney Your welcome and I'm scared now. 
 Diabore: @BrowneePoints sounds expensive
 Mr_Horrible: "Predation" Stewart, is that you?!
 Austere_Squire: i think the first time I heard "gas" as a magic term, I was playing an Atraxa deck and it was popping off with Fathom Mage draw triggers giving me all the best cards in my deck
  LRRbot: Barbed Batterfist [1R] | Artifact — Equipment | For Mirrodin! / Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Equip {1}
 JokerBoney: @Dog_of_Myth tis a fight of kindness and nothing more
baskwalla: gummies gummies!
 ArkhamArchivist: and then into the deep frier
  LRRbot: Copper Longlegs [1G] | Creature — Phyrexian Spider [1/3] | Reach / {1}{G}, Sacrifice Copper Longlegs: Proliferate.
 BusTed: "You... win..."
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I love that movie
 Mr_Horrible: OW
 janmelantu: I think Barbed Batterfist is possibly constructed playable in prowess decks
 MegaDosX: Oooooooooof
 Austere_Squire: oof
 MegaDosX: That has to smart
 Mr_Horrible: I hurt, hearing that
 Dog_of_Myth: Oooooof
 Austere_Squire: well, i guess they cleared that out?
 jacqui_lantern234: OH NO
thanzo: oughp
  LRRbot: Resistance Reunited [1W] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / Equipped creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.
 MrGibberish: !card atraxa
  LRRbot: Did you mean: Ixhel, Scion of Atraxa; Atraxa, Grand Unifier; Atraxa's Skitterfang; Atraxa, Praetors' Voice
 cmdrud87: the moment you wish Mana Leak was in the format
 Simonark: I mean, come on, they really filtered the top of their deck SO well
 djalternative: at least that's still 1 card. unfortunately, it's only 1 card
 MegaDosX: What a blowout!
 BrowneePoints: El Spidro Cuprico
 twitch_xeo: https://www.darkcarnival.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/hot-shots-part-deux-fight.jpg
Tiny_Genius_: Dang
RangerAlpha7: They don't ALL draw cards, just most of them
  LRRbot: Basilica Skullbomb [1] | Artifact | {1}, Sacrifice Basilica Skullbomb: Draw a card. / {2}{W}, Sacrifice Basilica Skullbomb: Target creature you control gets +2/+2 and gains flying until end of turn. Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.
 laundreydhull: Ha,  got 
 LadyLockwood92: No gonna lie, really like the image of Elspeth and Koth doing the Predator handshake.
 RAZRBCK08: That card is already gross enough without card draw
  LRRbot: Predation Steward [1G] | Creature — Phyrexian Elf Warrior [2/2] | Predation Steward enters the battlefield with two oil counters on it. / {2}{G}, {T}, Remove an oil counter from Predation Steward: Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
 MegaDosX: I think that Furnace enters tapped too doesn't it?
 MegaDosX: May not matter tbh
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 twitch_xeo: To blow your mind
 MegaDosX: I mean, Phyrexia?
 cmdrud87: skull-bomb, Paul
 Mr_Horrible: Phyrexians love both skulls and murder
 ArkhamArchivist: phyrexia do be like that
 Mischievous_Catgeist: Mind blown
 Mr_Horrible: ergo
thanzo: when the migraine hits
 Fruan: A skull is just nature's jar
 janmelantu: Why not skull bombs?
 LadyLockwood92: It's a 5 letter word like Spell.
 Ukon_Cairns: they happen to be full of shrapnel (teeth)
 korvys: When life gives you skulls, make skullbombs
 Mr_Horrible: "Well I won't be called a liar"
 LadyLockwood92: It's mostly the same letters as Spellbomb too.
 Mr_Horrible: Surgical Davebomb
Papa_Princesse: Isnt the forge tapped on etb?
 ArkhamArchivist: "Wait, I thought we were making Skullbongs!"
 NotCainNorAbel: look at that big melon ... so much explosive will fit up there
 Ohpea: isn't teeth bomb more elish norns style?
 jacqui_lantern234: sounds like a skull issue 
 MegaDosX: First poison counter!
thanzo: the skullbomb is attached to the spinebomb
  LRRbot: All Will Be One [3RR] | Enchantment | Whenever you put one or more counters on a permanent or player, All Will Be One deals that much damage to target opponent, creature an opponent controls, or planeswalker an opponent controls.
 janmelantu: @Ohpea The teeth are stored in the skull
 Mr_Horrible: Ohpea I mean, if you peep the art on Basilica Skullbomb she basically gets there anyway
 Dog_of_Myth: Here we go...
 MegaDosX: Not oil counters, /any/ counters
00gogo00: permanent or player
 NotCainNorAbel: oh no
 MegaDosX: So oil, +1/+1, energy, poison, -1/-1
 Paranundrox: one or more of any counter, even
 Mr_Horrible: all will be FUN
 JokerBoney: the idea is that the phyrexian praetors really enjoy sticking it to the mirrans as much as possible, just like - *as much as possible* - so it makes sense they would decide to make their spellbombs as fucked up looking as possible
thraximore: *any* counters
 MegaDosX: Loyalty counters
 MegaDosX: Charge counters
 DeM0nFiRe: Roll credits
 MegaDosX: There's a lot that this works with
 Mr_Horrible: soyfacing at this card
maxthefourth: Dark Depths?
 laundreydhull: theysaidtheTHING!
 LadyLockwood92: They said the name of the thing in the thing!
 MegaDosX: So Kathleen has to do it
 laundreydhull: 
superdude097: How long until they shorten All Will Be One's language to something like "any opposing target"?
  LRRbot: The Fair Basilica | Land — Sphere | The Fair Basilica enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {W}. / {1}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice The Fair Basilica: Draw a card.
 janmelantu: @maxthefourth Holy shit we broke dark depths
 MegaDosX: Notably, All Will Be One would be a one-sided wrath if you have a Soul-Scar Mage on board
  LRRbot: Infested Fleshcutter [1W] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+0. / Whenever equipped creature attacks, create a 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature token with toxic 1 and "This creature can't block." / Equip {2}{W}
thanzo: uhoh
 Mischievous_Catgeist: just say rusty sword
 Sorator13: Does "enters with X counters" count as putting counters on the thing?
 korvys: "Ew, there's some weird bugs on my fleshcutter"
 JokerBoney: @Sorator13 yes
 BrowneePoints: Topdeck Migloz
 laundreydhull: Nothing but windmill counter Slams...
 Sorator13: wow, yeah, AWBO with Dark Depths then
 MegaDosX: Vorinclex is in these packs
00gogo00: @Sorator13 yep
 MegaDosX: Imagine him with AWBO out
 Mr_Horrible: you mean Mig Loz, Maze Crusher?
micalovits: And the fist right?.. Right?
 Mr_Horrible: a mildly menacing mite manufactory
  LRRbot: Awaken the Sleeper [3R] | Sorcery | Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. If it's equipped, you may destroy all Equipment attached to that creature.
 MegaDosX: Oh sick
 Sorator13: Ooh
 laundreydhull: fleshcutter is that facehugger bit mites are trying to easter egg
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh good play
 MegaDosX: Oh shit! Kathleen!
 MegaDosX: Now
00gogo00: now
RangerAlpha7: Now
 laundreydhull: Facehugger HUGS itself!
 Mr_Horrible: oh this is stronk
 MegaDosX: Any target
 BrowneePoints: Immediately
RangerAlpha7: Alas, can't target chorus
 LurkerSpine: I don't think that's valid?
 MegaDosX: Hold on
00gogo00: can't target the chorus
Ammondale: you can't
Lawblades: does not control
micalovits: You cannot do the mite as you ccontrol it
 MegaDosX: !card all will be one
  LRRbot: All Will Be One [3RR] | Enchantment | Whenever you put one or more counters on a permanent or player, All Will Be One deals that much damage to target opponent, creature an opponent controls, or planeswalker an opponent controls.
 Sorator13: Not the Chorus
 twitch_xeo: can't, no?
 RAZRBCK08: The chorus isn't a target
 laundreydhull: wait, does  control mite?
 MegaDosX: It needs to be something he controls
superdude097: Can't ping Chous
 MegaDosX: You can zap his mite
sgtknispel23: cant
 Mr_Horrible: aww, dinger
 MegaDosX: Or zap him
theamc2000: They got it
  LRRbot: Crawling Chorus [W] | Creature — Phyrexian Horror [1/1] | Toxic 1 / When Crawling Chorus dies, create a 1/1 colorless Phyreixan Mite artifact creature token with toxic 1 and "This creature can't block."
 cmdrud87: the mite is the only legal target
maxthefourth: AWBO turning crop rotation into a 10 damage spell seems fun in commander 
 laundreydhull: how.... bugged?
 MegaDosX: Makes sense tbh
 Mr_Horrible: hooray for weird interactions
 laundreydhull: why'd u nerf this Gavin?! hahahahaha
 YTfriendofsquirrel: where the squirrels at ?
thraximore: this is why it's annoying when they force you to target only opponents
 MegaDosX: If she'd used something like that steal card from DMU, or Angrath from Ixalan, it'd sac at EOT, but not this one
 Fruan: Quest for the Pure Flame
 MegaDosX: Hey Ben, consider: AWBO plus Soul-Scar Mage
 TheMandrew: i've got All Will Be One in my Chandra super friends commander deck, it's great
 cmdrud87: All will be one ülus Lux cannon or Helix Pinnacle
 cmdrud87: *plus
 YTfriendofsquirrel: hit me up on YT for daily calming wholesome squirrel shorts squirrels and MTG are my life 
micalovits: I think there are easier ways to break DD, but hey... Got there!
 MegaDosX: !card soul-scar mage
  LRRbot: Soul-Scar Mage [R] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/2] | Prowess / If a source you control would deal noncombat damage to a creature an opponent controls, put that many −1/−1 counters on that creature instead.
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  LRRbot: Vulshok Splitter [3R] | Artifact — Equipment | For Mirrodin! / Equipped creature gets +2/+0. / Equip {2}{R}
drcthulu: vesuva
 eshplode: Ghostly Flicker can blink it!
 aitsu100: alll DD karoo i win?
 MegaDosX: Suspended things aren't permanents on the battlefield though, are they?
00gogo00: suspend puts counters on a card
00gogo00: so I don't think it works
 kumatsu: doesn't work with suspend, no
 Alas_Babylon: !card All Will Be One
  LRRbot: All Will Be One [3RR] | Enchantment | Whenever you put one or more counters on a permanent or player, All Will Be One deals that much damage to target opponent, creature an opponent controls, or planeswalker an opponent controls.
  LRRbot: Shrapnel Slinger [1R] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Beast [2/2] | When Shrapnel Slinger enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice a creature. When you do, destroy target artifact an opponent controls.
00gogo00: yeah, no suspend
 JokerBoney: permenant or player so no suspend
 Sorator13: yeah, suspend isn't putting counters on a permanent or player
 Alas_Babylon: @LoadingReadyRun It doesn't work with Suspend; it needs to be a permanent, and cards aren't permanents while not on the battlefield
 Sorator13: Love the flavor text on this
 shendaras: Sagas, though, I guess, or fading?
 Alas_Babylon: Sagas work, Fading works
 MegaDosX: Yeah there's a lot of counters that would work with AWBO
 ghizmou: does energy work?
 Alas_Babylon: Cumulative upkeep works!
00gogo00: energy works
 MegaDosX: Yes, Energy works
 BrowneePoints: Age counters
00gogo00: it goes on a player
 cmdrud87: experience counters
00gogo00: xp works too
 BrowneePoints: Works wonders with Braids of Fire
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00gogo00: suspend is the only thing I can think of that doesn't work
 MegaDosX: Oh hell, Braid of Fire with AWBO seems spicy
 laundreydhull: curiously, not from this game's context; but were Kikki-Jikki and Wurmcoil Engine in the same standard format/rotatoe?
  LRRbot: Resistance Skywarden [3RR] | Creature — Ogre Rebel [5/5] | Menace, reach
 MajorFrostbyte: Kathleen's deck has menace... for her
thanzo: all will be one, the ozolith, and like a blink counter creature could be fun
 kumatsu: @laundreydhull thankfully there was a few years in between
 Mr_Horrible: @laundreydhull they were not, no
 Austere_Squire: i don't suppose Kathleen had lifelink in RG
00gogo00: she might have oil gorgers
 Mr_Horrible: but kiki had plenty of gross shit to exploit in his own time, rest assured 
 laundreydhull: @laundreydhull oh, wouldn't have that been insane!
00gogo00: bit late for that now
 MegaDosX: Yeah Kathleen drafted at least one Oil Gorger Troll
  LRRbot: Volt Charge [2R] | Instant | Volt Charge deals 3 damage to any target. Proliferate.
 twitch_xeo: rip kathleen's beautiful draft deck, hopefully she gets some games in backstage
thanzo: gg
 MegaDosX: Kathleen's deck looked pretty great, but variance can do that
Orxolon: gg
 elkae: the power of friendship!
maxthefourth: !card Delaying Shield
  LRRbot: Delaying Shield [3W] | Enchantment | If damage would be dealt to you, put that many delay counters on Delaying Shield instead. / At the beginning of your upkeep, remove all delay counters from Delaying Shield. For each delay counter removed this way, you lose 1 life unless you pay {1}{W}.
baneless27: at least with your friends you dont lose 1500 gems
 laundreydhull: gee, if only Arena had friends...
 Austere_Squire: i love the idea of tablefriend
dabudder: @baneless27 wait... you guys dont?
 BrowneePoints: Jadam vs Ames!
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 laundreydhull:  v.  going to feel like that Rock Paper Scissors AI-meme
 SoldieroFortune: !uptime
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 BrowneePoints: Ermahgerd gurldenerr
 BrowneePoints: Odd job is banned right
 laundreydhull: That AI-Anime sort of headcanons a context of "McDonalds v. Burger King be like:"
 MegaDosX: Oh my god Paul 
AkiraBalance27: @LoadingReadyRun new holiday tradition!
 elkae: imagine it in Paul's dulcet tones 
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00gogo00: ok that arena playmat is pretty good tbh
 laundreydhull: Weird anime really; without audio it comes off as a heavy metal VMA accompaniment.
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baneless27: it would be nice if they had a time limit for the break
00gogo00: I feel like it needs more buttons, though
 saucemaster5000: the problem with 12 days of christmas is how many of those present are just birds. It's like getting all socks for chirstmas
 paronomasiac042: i'm just getting here, have i missed any gameplay, or just the draft?
00gogo00: like get on with it, really please get on with it, oh god don't wcrew me now
00gogo00: you have missed some gameplay
  Juliamon: paronomasiac042 Gameplay and match 1
  Juliamon: er, Draft and match 1
 paronomasiac042: aw, farts. oh, well, here now, and that's what the vod's for.
  Juliamon: love my eye reading the wrong word at just the right time
baneless27: darnit eyes!
 janmelantu: !music
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Dmc3628: slappers only monday woo
 laundreydhull: @saucemaster5000 birds over socks; way too many socks over here       
 rosesmcgee: Oh boy, noted survival hunter youtuber Adam Savidan and premier minecraft player of the format James Turner
thraximore: hi adam!
 Austere_Squire: ohay, James is wearing his really cool jacket
 MegaDosX: Joke's on you, I'm immortal
AkiraBalance27: turns out this is a perfect world
thanzo: ah memento to mori
 LurkerSpine: 100 Team Darkest Chunk Destiny!
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 ContingentCat:  the one way this is a perfect worls
sgtknispel23: lol
 NotCainNorAbel: Turnering Point 2
dabudder: adam tried to out-goth cam, and quickly failed
 MegaDosX: I'm getting semantic satiation about the word "vibe" now
 laundreydhull: Rock Paper Scissors   Let's GO!
 elkae: his exoskeleton!
 MegaDosX: !card grafted wargear
  LRRbot: Grafted Wargear [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+2. / Whenever Grafted Wargear becomes unattached from a permanent, sacrifice that permanent. / Equip {0}
 LadyLockwood92: The Vibe is continuing to deteriorate.
 Austere_Squire: james changed ever since he got that jacket and gained Trample
 bo_brinkman: I just tested positive for COVID. I'm stoked to get all my new teeth...
smoke_knight: We are all vibrating at various frequencies, on a subatomic level
theoringinalacefake: Adam i'm Loving Epsiode 4
 cmdrud87: if James wins this I'm calling Simic Slough on the jacket
 MegaDosX: Adam is good at playing to his audience
 Sorator13: @bo_brinkman good luck and swift recovery, friend
josh___something: The jacket looks incredibly fresh, to be fair
 twitch_xeo: the vibes is from trembling while thinking about the futility of existence
 Rustpile: Vibing, Thriving, Surviving, and any other -iving you can think of
 BusTed: That's very sweet.
thraximore: @Rustpile living
 MegaDosX: Oooooooh
  LRRbot: Crawling Chorus [W] | Creature — Phyrexian Horror [1/1] | Toxic 1 / When Crawling Chorus dies, create a 1/1 colorless Phyreixan Mite artifact creature token with toxic 1 and "This creature can't block."
 MegaDosX: Does Adam have the power couple?
 Dog_of_Myth: I love hearing Cam talk about, well, anything to be honest.
 Austere_Squire: James is no sleeve-coward
 elkae: James only has sleeves for his arms, because jacket
  LRRbot: Whisper of the Dross [B] | Instant | Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. Proliferate.
ghyllnox: @dog_of_myth Same
 twitch_xeo: nice deck, WB Jace
 Mr_Horrible: whaddya think the Dross is whispering?
  LRRbot: Prophetic Prism [2] | Artifact | When Prophetic Prism enters the battlefield, draw a card. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
thraximore: @Mr_Horrible heylittlemommalemmewhisperinyourear
 Mr_Horrible: shoulda seen that coming  
 drrek0: Also some are on a fast march
 elkae: there's too much cool at this table! look at these bois
 MegaDosX: Oh so James isn't WB
Dmc3628: they sure have some unlife
 NotCainNorAbel: slow?  seems to be speeding up lately
 Austere_Squire: i'm curious if Adam looked Jace up between draft and now
midnightcurryjazz: yeah, bridge that deck
 janmelantu: Oh yeah love that riffle shuffle
LijahHart: oh that bridge shuffle.
 bo_brinkman: A slow and inexorable increase of teeth
 couchboyj: It's just a much, much longer march for them
 MegaDosX: They're marching across the planes now
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 Mischievous_Catgeist: the circle of life
 BjjBrain: in the end, entropy also gets the phyrexians
 Ukon_Cairns: slow inexorable march towards becoming a chair
  LRRbot: Ambulatory Edifice [2B] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Construct [3/2] | When Ambulatory Edifice enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. When you do, target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn.
 LadyLockwood92: They've not really solved it, they're just less bothered by the death of the individual.
thanzo: march towards the machine
 BrowneePoints: Well you're still dead, but for them death isn't finality
  LRRbot: Gitaxian Raptor [2U] | Creature — Phyrexian Bird [1/4] | Flying / Gitaxian Raptor enters the battlefield with three oil counters on it. / Remove an oil counter from Gitaxian Raptor: Gitaxian Raptor gets +1/−1 until end of turn.
 MrSarkhan: Can we subscribe to mite facts?
dabudder: death is always funny
 LarkSachrosis: Is that an Office Space reference?
  LRRbot: Planar Disruption [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant artifact, creature, or planeswalker / Enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.
 ghizmou: what does Gandalf knows of death
 Sorator13: @ghizmou well, he sort of died once
 MegaDosX: The same devilled egg
00gogo00: that seems like it was a misplay for james
 saucemaster5000: Pippin deserved to die
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Gandalf wasn't born and he won't die, so it's very easy for him to say.
 MegaDosX: I mean, Skrelv might
  LRRbot: Surgical Skullbomb [1] | Artifact | {1}, Sacrifice Surgical Skullbomb: Draw a card. / {2}{U}, Sacrifice Surgical Skullbomb: Return target creature to its owner's hand. Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.
00gogo00: to play the  pacifism before the edict
 Mischievous_Catgeist: mite they are all one
  LRRbot: Orthodoxy Enforcer [3W] | Creature — Phyrexian Cleric [2/4] | Vigilance / Orthodoxy Enforcer gets +2/+0 as long as you control two or more artifacts.
00gogo00: red one's pretty good
 MegaDosX: !card ambulatory edifice
  LRRbot: Ambulatory Edifice [2B] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Construct [3/2] | When Ambulatory Edifice enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. When you do, target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn.
 jacqui_lantern234: @Sorator13 no he literally dies. he just gets brought back by his daddy, God
 MegaDosX: Huh. Somehow missed that that's an artifact creature
 Ukon_Cairns: if the mites needed morale then the machine orthadoxy would have provided it. 
 JokerBoney: the blue one is the best generically, in draft its probabaly not the best
 MajorFrostbyte: they just be slammin' cards
dabudder: I think surgical skullbomb is the best in limited, for what its worth
  LRRbot: Kaito, Dancing Shadow [2UB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Kaito [3] | Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, you may return one of them to its owner's hand. If you do, you may activate loyalty abilities of Kaito twice this turn rather than only once. / [+1]: Up to one target creature can't attack or block until your next turn. / [0]: Draw a card. / [−2]: Create a 2/2 colorless Drone artifact creature token with deathtouch and "When this…
 RAZRBCK08: In not limited the blue is probably the best one
 MegaDosX: Kaito does a bunch of things
 Sorator13: @jacqui_lantern234 there's an argument that if you get brought back to life, you didn't *really* die
 Gooseblast: YOWZA
 Sorator13: oh boy
 BrowneePoints: Dross real good
 laundreydhull: omgawsh
dabudder: yeah james is... in trouble
frozenphoenix7: *May* return them notably
Dmc3628: works real well with initiates
 bo_brinkman: 70% of all mites are named E̵͐͋u̵̓̊s̸̾̽ẗ̶̇a̶̾̕č̷͋e̸͐͌
00gogo00: you don't have to activate him before attacking
 janmelantu: Unsubscribe mite facts
 MegaDosX: Adam could also have removed the oil counters to hit him harder
 laundreydhull: Will  say the line from Arena when Kaito Mites the Oil?! 
 MegaDosX: If it was returning to hand
00gogo00: that too
 ghizmou: missing out on 3 free damage 
 MegaDosX: Oh well!
AkiraBalance27: its not green, it doesnt get 6 abilities
 MegaDosX: Adam will be fine, it's no big
 pn55: Kaito's is a "may" ability too.
 Diabore: oh, james has that
  LRRbot: Sheoldred's Edict [1B] | Instant | Choose one / • Each opponent sacrifices a nontoken creature. / • Each opponent sacrifices a creature token. / • Each opponent sacrifices a planeswalker.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MegaDosX: Why on earth would you not choose planeswalker in that situation 
micalovits: Token is probably better tbf
 Sorator13: 
dabudder: token is definitely better
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: wow that is cracked at 2 mana
dabudder: because then you just attack kaito down
 laundreydhull: Gah! MY Emperor... she needs me... XD
00gogo00: wait why not block the mite?
 MegaDosX: @laundreydhull 
  LRRbot: Gitaxian Raptor [2U] | Creature — Phyrexian Bird [1/4] | Flying / Gitaxian Raptor enters the battlefield with three oil counters on it. / Remove an oil counter from Gitaxian Raptor: Gitaxian Raptor gets +1/−1 until end of turn.
  LRRbot: Vivisection Evangelist [3WB] | Creature — Phyrexian Cleric [4/4] | Vigilance / Corrupted — When Vivisection Evangelist enters the battlefield, if an opponent has three or more poison counters, destroy target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls.
 MegaDosX: Oh it's this thing
 cmdrud87: ummm.... does Adam draw a card there?
 MegaDosX: @cmdrud87 From the Skullbomb activation?
00gogo00: did he not draw off the skullbomb?
 MegaDosX: He did
 janmelantu: he did
00gogo00: ah
 MegaDosX: And you're meant to from both abilities
00gogo00: then where
 cmdrud87: @MegaDosX exactly, but didn't he activate the skullbomb for the 2nd effect?
00gogo00: you only draw one for either
  LRRbot: Chrome Prowler [2U] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Cat [3/2] | Flash / When Chrome Prowler enters the battlefield, tap target creature an opponent controls.
 RAZRBCK08: Both effects draw a card
00gogo00: it's not a trigger
 MegaDosX: @cmdrud87 Every Skullbomb draws from both of its abilities
frozenphoenix7: @MegaDosX It draws on both
 Diabore: @MegaDosX yes, they all draw on both abilities
 Sorator13: @MegaDosX the skullbombs second effect also draws a card
 janmelantu: Both abilities draw card
baneless27: the first effect on bomb is just draw a card for cheaper
  LRRbot: Archfiend of the Dross [2BB] | Creature — Phyrexian Demon [6/6] | Flying / Archfiend of the Dross enters the battlefield with four oil counters on it. / At the beginning of your upkeep, remove an oil counter from Archfiend of the Dross. Then if it has no oil counters on it, you lose the game. / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, its controller loses 2 life.
 BrowneePoints: Kaito is real good
  LRRbot: Bring the Ending [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}. / Corrupted — Counter that spell instead if its controller has three or more poison counters.
 Sorator13: oh dear
 laundreydhull: clocks set two four
 MegaDosX: Yeah that thing is a Problem if it sticks and you can't deal with it
  LRRbot: Blightbelly Rat [1B] | Creature — Phyrexian Rat [2/2] | Toxic 1 / When Blightbelly Rat dies, proliferate.
 cmdrud87: yeah, I was wrong. But it's deeply buried in the text
 MegaDosX: !card surgical skullbomb
  LRRbot: Surgical Skullbomb [1] | Artifact | {1}, Sacrifice Surgical Skullbomb: Draw a card. / {2}{U}, Sacrifice Surgical Skullbomb: Return target creature to its owner's hand. Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.
 Fistacles: idk if i would constitute it being full of oil as juicy
  LRRbot: Prologue to Phyresis [1U] | Instant | Each opponent gets a poison counter. / Draw a card.
 RAZRBCK08: I may have put a planar disruption on my opponents Archfiend and let them die to it
 janmelantu: @MegaDosX Almost better than aether spellbomb
frozenphoenix7: Adam got them eyes
 hidingbox: drew the other one I see
 Diabore: @RAZRBCK08 i removed counters from one with a glissa, that was fun
 Sorator13: @RAZRBCK08 It's important to have a way to get rid of your Archfiend
  LRRbot: Vivisection Evangelist [3WB] | Creature — Phyrexian Cleric [4/4] | Vigilance / Corrupted — When Vivisection Evangelist enters the battlefield, if an opponent has three or more poison counters, destroy target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls.
 twitch_xeo: Prologue to Phyresis: "More of that strange oil..."
  LRRbot: Basilica Shepherd [3WW] | Creature — Phyrexian Angel [3/3] | Flying / When Basilica Shepherd enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature tokens with toxic 1 and "This creature can't block."
 MegaDosX: Adam, known liar
 ghizmou: *bluffer
 LadyLockwood92: Would anyone really do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
  LRRbot: Infectious Inquiry [2B] | Sorcery | You draw two cards and you lose 2 life. Each opponent gets a poison counter.
 twitch_xeo: approaching Stormligh Archive territory, if we get a third prologue
 Sorator13: @LadyLockwood92 Apparently!
 saucemaster5000: it's not a lie if the truth is less funny
  LRRbot: Unctus's Retrofitter [2U] | Creature — Phyrexian Artificer [2/3] | Toxic 1 / When Unctus's Retrofitter enters the battlefield, up to one target artifact you control becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness 4/4 for as long as Unctus's Retrofitter remains on the battlefield.
 MegaDosX: Oh snap
 gualdhar: James' poison counters went backwards?
 MegaDosX: He's the guy in Steady Progress
 Diabore: !card unctus
  LRRbot: Did you mean: Unctus, Grand Metatect; Unctus's Retrofitter
thanzo: !card grand metatect
  LRRbot: Unctus, Grand Metatect [1UU] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Vedalken [2/4] | Other blue creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card." / Other artifact creatures you control get +1/+1. / {U/P}: Until end of turn, target creature you control becomes a blue artifact in addition to its other colors and types. Activate only as a sorcery.
Dmc3628: that's malcator
frozenphoenix7: Unctus is the Vedalken
 MegaDosX: Yeah
 janmelantu: He’s the completed Grand Architect
 Diabore: i think malcator is the elephant
 djalternative: Glup Shitto!
 laundreydhull: wut?! why Star Wars  ?
 MegaDosX: Yeah he had a bit of an arc over several sets
  LRRbot: Prophetic Prism [2] | Artifact | When Prophetic Prism enters the battlefield, draw a card. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
 BrowneePoints: Hes compleated grand architect
frank_the_great: It's probably nothing
 LadyLockwood92: A few of the new legends in this set are non-legendaries in OG Mirrodin.
  LRRbot: Charge of the Mites [2W] | Instant | Choose one— / • Charge of the Mites deals damage equal to the number of creatures you control to target creature or planeswalker. / • Create two 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature tokens with toxic 1 and "This creature can't block."
 janmelantu: That’s why his new epithet is Grand Metatect
  LRRbot: Incisor Glider [1W] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Construct [1/3] | Flying / Corrupted — Whenever Incisor Glider attacks, if an opponent has three or more poison counters, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
 Diabore: i think i would have killed the architect
zombub: Does it even count as compleated if he just did it to himself? He shows up at the Phyrexian meeting covered in oil going "Look I'm one of you guys!"
 MegaDosX: James' deck is pretty spicy
 GhostofJeffGoldblum:  
Dmc3628: yeah if it was the affinity for artifact pump spells
 Sorator13: teeth
 Diabore: er, retrofitter
 comrade_cards: "yup, those are my blocks. You're probably wondering how I got here"
  LRRbot: Jace, the Perfected Mind [2U{U/P}] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [5] | Compleated / [+1]: Until your next turn, up to one target creature gets −3/−0. / [−2]: Target player mills three cards. Then if a graveyard has twenty or more cards in it, you draw three cards. Otherwise, you draw a card. / [−X]: Target player mills three times X cards.
SnowBuddy18: tooth plane
 twitch_xeo: hey James, he stole your bit
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 Paranundrox: jeez Adam how come garfield lets you have TWO planeswalkers
  LRRbot: Ichor Synthesizer [1U] | Creature — Phyrexian Wizard [1/3] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put an oil counter on Ichor Synthesizer. / As long as Ichor Synthesizer has four or more oil counters on it, it gets +2/+0 and can't be blocked.
 Sorator13: wait, TWO planeswalkers???
Dmc3628: behold this flier has no power
 MegaDosX: Oh no, sequencing
baneless27: I like 1 ichor in a deck
 Sorator13: how could we possibly have forseen this?!
micalovits: How many cards James got?
 MegaDosX: Oh well!
 Diabore: dos
 Diabore: dos cards
 Sibwow: who was round 1?
micalovits: In library*
 Sorator13: Cam and Kathleen
 Sibwow: thanks
 Alas_Babylon: Fruit of Tizerus for lethal
 MegaDosX: !card dune mover
  LRRbot: Dune Mover [2] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Golem [2/1] | Toxic 1 / When Dune Mover enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
dabudder: how many cards does james have in deck
 Diabore: @Sibwow cam v kathleen, cam took it in 2
  LRRbot: Dune Mover [2] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Golem [2/1] | Toxic 1 / When Dune Mover enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
 BrowneePoints: You know what isn't bad? This group of lads at the table
Dmc3628: oh yeha that gonna be relevant if the answer is equal to or 18
  LRRbot: Orthodoxy Enforcer [3W] | Creature — Phyrexian Cleric [2/4] | Vigilance / Orthodoxy Enforcer gets +2/+0 as long as you control two or more artifacts.
 MegaDosX: Cyclonic Rift off the top
 DudelidouX: Cards in deck for Jace?
 Diabore: does james have 18 cards left?
 MegaDosX: !card jace perfected
  LRRbot: Jace, the Perfected Mind [2U{U/P}] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [5] | Compleated / [+1]: Until your next turn, up to one target creature gets −3/−0. / [−2]: Target player mills three cards. Then if a graveyard has twenty or more cards in it, you draw three cards. Otherwise, you draw a card. / [−X]: Target player mills three times X cards.
dabudder: cards in deck?
 cmdrud87: yeah, cards
  LRRbot: Pestilent Syphoner [1B] | Creature — Phyrexian Insect [1/1] | Flying / Toxic 1
 JokerBoney: @Diabore james has 27
 MegaDosX: But that's a long shot
micalovits: James shoud have 20 something
 JokerBoney: no cards in hand 13 showing
  LRRbot: Gitaxian Anatomist [3U] | Creature — Phyrexian Wizard [2/5] | When Gitaxian Anatomist enters the battlefield, you may tap it. If you do, proliferate.
frank_the_great: How many cards does James have in his library? When is best to pop off Jace?
 JokerBoney: @frank_the_great 27
 JokerBoney: now 26
 MegaDosX: Mill 21
  LRRbot: Jace, the Perfected Mind [2U{U/P}] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [5] | Compleated / [+1]: Until your next turn, up to one target creature gets −3/−0. / [−2]: Target player mills three cards. Then if a graveyard has twenty or more cards in it, you draw three cards. Otherwise, you draw a card. / [−X]: Target player mills three times X cards.
 Diabore: i see 18 showing, he has a graveyard of 6
 laundreydhull: Jace, The Grayscale Matter
 Diabore: another jace?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: holy shit
 MegaDosX: WHAT
frozenphoenix7: Was that another Jace?
 BusTed:     
 pn55: 
 MrSarkhan: Wow
 Alas_Babylon: Did you seriously
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Gigantic brain Savidan
 MegaDosX: DID HE JUST
Drathak: 
 janmelantu: WAIT A SECOND JACE?
KWardJenx: WHAT!!!
 laundreydhull: TWO Jaces!?
frank_the_great:   
 MegaDosX: ADAM YOU MADMAN
 Davlenagain: damn
Shidela: hot
GamerPotatoMan: YOOOOO
 MrSarkhan:   
dabudder: LETS GOOOOOO
 BjjBrain: Noooooo!!!!
pryzum_: DID THAT WIN IT
 Sorator13: wtf 2 jaces??
KWardJenx: GAMER!!!
 MrSarkhan:   
 eshplode:  
FixTheJames: Never didn't have it.
 MegaDosX: I AM STUNNED
 GhostofJeffGoldblum:     
 Two_Hats:   
 JokerBoney: oh did I miscount nvm
 whitebadgerwolf88:     
 rosesmcgee:  
clarinetman: exactsies?
 JokerBoney: lmao
 Alas_Babylon: It got him to exactly zero cards
silenceaux: Calculated
 DeM0nFiRe: Wow lol
voslan: Has a Jace and didn't even sleeve it
Dmc3628: galaxy brain mill
 twitch_xeo: nice swamp, James
nephewhugger:  
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: everyone applaud for Adam's girthy, throbbing brain
Dmc3628: ye phyrexian script advantage
 BrowneePoints: Jace on Jace violence
micalovits: Good old textless cryptic command
 Fruan: Phyrexian cards in draft boosters was such a bad idea.
 Alas_Babylon: +1: "Target player wins the game."
 laundreydhull: off by six
 comrade_cards: 
 JokerBoney: hey, I've been awake for 40 hours
Dalouer: drew the swamp
 JokerBoney: I don't wanna hear it
frozenphoenix7: I don't believe you drew any extra cards James
 Simonark: Your opponent has to compliment how your hair looks today and also give you $20? Ok, sure.
 Alas_Babylon: @JokerBoney nuu ;-;
 Gooseblast: Chat wrong? Cant be this chat 
frank_the_great: @JokerBoney Go to sleep 
 laundreydhull: @JokerBoney  am soaps sorry
 MegaDosX: They should put you in a position to win immediately, if they don't do it on the spot
pattem0re: @JokerBoney Get some sleep, please for your own health
 JokerBoney: @JokerBoney as soon as I can dw
 Alas_Babylon: the ONE planeswalkers generally have a design philosophy where their ultimates are very easy to reach
 MegaDosX: The Eternal Wanderer's -4 doesn't /win/, but it can be backbreaking for your opponent
Drathak: now one of you sideboard into more than 40 cards for the tricksies
 Alas_Babylon: If not immediately, then in one uptick or two
 MegaDosX: !card the eternal wanderer
  LRRbot: The Eternal Wanderer [4WW] | Legendary Planeswalker [5] | No more than one creature can attack The Eternal Wanderer each combat. / [+1]: Exile up to one target artifact or creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of that player's next end step. / [0]: Create a 2/2 white Samurai creature token with double strike. / [−4]: For each player, choose a creature that player controls. Each player sacrifices all creatures they contro…
 DudelidouX: I won 'Ultimating' Jace the turn he came in multiple times in draft
 BjjBrain: +1 target player wins the game. -1 target player loses the game
 MegaDosX: It's Tragic Arrogance on a creature
Nukified: Jace is pretty decent in standard too
micalovits: Wins the game
 Fistacles: out of all the drafts, i have beaten her exactly once.
 MegaDosX: Walker rather
 Fistacles: out of like.. 10+ times shes hit the board
Dmc3628: mini cataclysm-ish effect
 MegaDosX: She is ridiculous
 Gaz_L: both players keep something, so it's fair!
Dalouer: the passive ability is also messed up
 Alas_Babylon: "You keep your Mite. I keep my Elesh Norn."
micalovits: Wins when behind, and wins when ahead
 MegaDosX: The passive is pretty outrageous, yeah
 Simonark: It's broken in limited and in Commander it's actually a moral crime.
 BrowneePoints: Yep jace is doing an Architect of Thought impression in Standard
Dalouer: only 1 creature can attack the eternal wanderer
 Diabore: ive beaten wanderer a couple times
 korvys: Wrath, and can't be attacked by more than one creature
micalovits: I have beaten her once... By counterspell
 BrowneePoints: She flickers creatures or artifacts, makes 2/2 double strikers and wreaths
 BrowneePoints: Wraths*
 MegaDosX: Yeah if she sticks she seems incredibly hard to beat
 elkae:   
 MrSarkhan:  
 janmelantu: Jace milling himself is just what happened when he went to Ixalan
micalovits: *clap clap clap*
 BusTed: 
 RockPusher:   
 BrowneePoints: And she can only be attacked by one creature
 LordZarano: James demonstrating that riffle is not a real shuffle as Jace stayed on the bottom like 6 shuffles in a row
 Sorator13: so very restrained!
 LurkerSpine:    
 Gaz_L: the Wanderer is always really strong, to be fair. Even the small one from WAR was powerful
 MajorFrostbyte: James hard shuffling unsleeved card give me angst
 MegaDosX: !card the wanderer
  LRRbot: The Wanderer [3W] | Legendary Planeswalker [5] | Prevent all noncombat damage that would be dealt to you and other permanents you control. / [−2]: Exile target creature with power 4 or greater.
 MegaDosX: Oh right this card
 MegaDosX: Yeah that thing was pretty good
 Gaz_L: isn't that another name for Halo?
dewrules235: 👏🏻👏🏻
 Simonark: Wait, people around here are coping? How? Is there a secret I should have figured out?
baneless27: jace is on the bottom now
  LRRbot: Crawling Chorus [W] | Creature — Phyrexian Horror [1/1] | Toxic 1 / When Crawling Chorus dies, create a 1/1 colorless Phyreixan Mite artifact creature token with toxic 1 and "This creature can't block."
 elkae: it's just very catchy
 LurkerSpine: I think of Audioslave
Dmc3628: beyonce IN master chief armor
 pn55: Or early 2000's band Soil?
 Sorator13: whenever I see Halo, all I can think of is that time G drank glitter
 BrowneePoints: !card The Eternal Wanderer
  LRRbot: The Eternal Wanderer [4WW] | Legendary Planeswalker [5] | No more than one creature can attack The Eternal Wanderer each combat. / [+1]: Exile up to one target artifact or creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of that player's next end step. / [0]: Create a 2/2 white Samurai creature token with double strike. / [−4]: For each player, choose a creature that player controls. Each player sacrifices all creatures they contro…
Drathak: As is logical they shall be combined in my head from now on beyonce and master chief
 elkae: and THEN that time Adam ate glue
 MrTheWalrus: @Dmc3628 For all we know it's been her in there this whole time
 MrGibberish: @megadosx Especially since the things you want exile are usually 4+
   LoadingReadyRun: I want 4 of the heads of Crawling Chorus to form a Barbershop Quartet, which the other heads hate
  LRRbot: Gitaxian Raptor [2U] | Creature — Phyrexian Bird [1/4] | Flying / Gitaxian Raptor enters the battlefield with three oil counters on it. / Remove an oil counter from Gitaxian Raptor: Gitaxian Raptor gets +1/−1 until end of turn.
 Sorator13: @LoadingReadyRun this is my new headcanon
 MegaDosX: @MrGibberish Yeah I'd imagine that put in some work in WAR limited (it was a bit before my time tbh)
 Dog_of_Myth: @LoadingReadyRun Amazing
  LRRbot: Planar Disruption [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant artifact, creature, or planeswalker / Enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.
 MegaDosX: Since I only started playing just after M20 dropped
 Diabore: corruption
  LRRbot: Jace, the Perfected Mind [2U{U/P}] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [5] | Compleated / [+1]: Until your next turn, up to one target creature gets −3/−0. / [−2]: Target player mills three cards. Then if a graveyard has twenty or more cards in it, you draw three cards. Otherwise, you draw a card. / [−X]: Target player mills three times X cards.
 MrGibberish: @megadosx It definitely did
 RockPusher: He's Here!!!!
 OldManJohnsonMB: Oh no - I found yet another 'dude rebuilds an old barn entirely by hand over the course of 6 months' youtube channel.  My one weakness!
 MajorFrostbyte: SLammy jammy
 MegaDosX: Oh sick it's a -2/1 now
 BrowneePoints: @loadingreadyrun half of the Heads only sing Baroque Chorales, the other half only sing Madrigals
 Alas_Babylon: Interesting combat damage effect you've got there on your negative power boi
  LRRbot: Vanish into Eternity [2W] | Instant | This spell costs {3} more to cast if it targets a creature. / Exile target nonland permanent.
 Diabore: james not losing to it again
 MegaDosX: Given what happened in the story at that moment
 ghizmou: nutty
baneless27: ya in b01 i like one vanish
 Diabore: -3/0 even
  LRRbot: Stinging Hivemaster [2B] | Creature — Phyrexian Warlock [3/2] | Toxic 1 / When Stinging Hivemaster dies, create a 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature token with toxic 1 and "This creature can't block."
  LRRbot: Pestilent Syphoner [1B] | Creature — Phyrexian Insect [1/1] | Flying / Toxic 1
 BrowneePoints: Oh look that's flavor!
 MegaDosX: The poison race begins!
  LRRbot: Cutthroat Centurion [2B] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Warrior [2/2] | Sacrifice another artifact or creature: Cutthroat Centurion gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.
 rosesmcgee: So are they master of the stinging hive or a hive master that stings?
 Sorator13: @rosesmcgee why not both?
Dmc3628: like cyanide
  LRRbot: Ambulatory Edifice [2B] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Construct [3/2] | When Ambulatory Edifice enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. When you do, target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn.
 rosesmcgee: @Sorator13 Damn those 2023 cards are OP...
 RockPusher: 
 BrowneePoints: So james vanished Jace, and the story in that moment is Elspeth just stabbed Jace with Luxior and bamfed out with the Sylex
voslan: The Jack's turning James into a Spike!
 BrowneePoints: So perfect flavor
voslan: Jacket*
 Gaz_L: Watch out for James's Cheatyface
 saucemaster5000: A real friend would've let James have 10 1/1s
 Dog_of_Myth: Oof
  LRRbot: Serum Snare [1U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If that permanent had mana value 3 or less, proliferate.
 MegaDosX: Ooh
 Alas_Babylon: Gamer mode: ON
 MegaDosX: Adam with the plays
 MajorFrostbyte: "Don't do what's on the card, just win" James 3/3/2023
  LRRbot: Anoint with Affliction [1B] | Instant | Exile target creature if it has mana value 3 or less. / Corrupted — Exile that creature instead if its controller has three or more poison counters.
 Sorator13: James is just using Crawling Chorus the same way Adam said he'd use Jace
  LRRbot: Basilica Shepherd [3WW] | Creature — Phyrexian Angel [3/3] | Flying / When Basilica Shepherd enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature tokens with toxic 1 and "This creature can't block."
  LRRbot: Bring the Ending [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}. / Corrupted — Counter that spell instead if its controller has three or more poison counters.
 MegaDosX: Vanish Into Eternity into Bring the Ending is an interesting flavour combination
 MegaDosX: Like time rewinding itself
  LRRbot: Cutthroat Centurion [2B] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Warrior [2/2] | Sacrifice another artifact or creature: Cutthroat Centurion gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.
 BrowneePoints: Cutthroat Centurion is fun to say if you say it with proper Roman C
 A1_Saucy: I didn't get my A levels. Now I am forced to cut throats
  LRRbot: Porcelain Zealot [3W] | Creature — Phyrexian Soldier [2/3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If that creature has toxic, instead it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
 MegaDosX: Huh.
 Sorator13: 
 LibraryWitchKei: It IS land.
 MegaDosX: I have never made a mistake in my life
 Ersas:   
  LRRbot: Compleat Devotion [1W] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If that creature has toxic, draw a card.
code1300: Sometimes reading explains the card
 ghizmou: scamazed
smoke_knight: Adam is spicy tonight, I love it
  LRRbot: Prologue to Phyresis [1U] | Instant | Each opponent gets a poison counter. / Draw a card.
 MegaDosX: This is a long prologue
baneless27: proooooologue
pryzum_: Its phyrESIS boi
 MegaDosX: Just proliferate four times 
 cmdrud87: nope
  LRRbot: Ichor Synthesizer [1U] | Creature — Phyrexian Wizard [1/3] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put an oil counter on Ichor Synthesizer. / As long as Ichor Synthesizer has four or more oil counters on it, it gets +2/+0 and can't be blocked.
 BrowneePoints: It pronounced gif
 Alas_Babylon: Nah you gucci
 Manae: One more time and we'll turn this invasion around
Tiny_Genius_: So many prologues its basically a Sanderson book
 A1_Saucy: Real proud moment, my log finally went pro!
  LRRbot: Charge of the Mites [2W] | Instant | Choose one— / • Charge of the Mites deals damage equal to the number of creatures you control to target creature or planeswalker. / • Create two 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature tokens with toxic 1 and "This creature can't block."
 RockPusher: Mite just kill you
possummtg: THE BROTHERS ARE DRAWN
 MegaDosX: Both decks do neat things
 Simonark: We still have Editor's Note to Phyrexia, Dedication to Phyrexia and Table of Contents To Phyrexia still to go.
 MegaDosX: Do they roll for mulligans now?
 Finalsora811: Pretty good, Cam. Thanks. Eating dinner, you know.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Adam you're a piece of garbage
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: am I helping
Spanked42: Ayo?
 Davlenagain: kinky?
 Ersas:  
 Sorator13: @Simonark Also Map of Phyrexia and Movie Behind the Scenes Photo Insert of Phyrexia
 janmelantu: Beej Mulligan now? 
Spanked42: I'll be in my bunk
 BusTed: It's past 10 somewhere.
 BrowneePoints: @tiny_genius_ nah Phyrexia doesn't find homophobic churches
 OldManJohnsonMB: Like at this human having opinions and feelings
possummtg:  But WHAT a piece of garbage
 Mr_Horrible: quitting time on a Tuesday
 elkae: @Spanked42 user name checks out
 BrowneePoints: James no Steppy
 rosesmcgee: the table is blocking the view so you can't see how much you helped @GhostofJeffGoldblum
 Mr_Horrible: truly beautiful
 Darleysam: "oh btdubs new dlc nbd"
Spanked42: @elkae kekw
thraximore: god, imagine
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @rosesmcgee ooh la la
Dmc3628: teaser image only
 Two_Hats: Would Adam be here if it was out
 Simonark: I like to think they found a post-it note of bullet points from GRRM they hadn't covered yet. Any excuse to not finish a book
 MegaDosX: Imagine if you woke up in the morning to the news "Portal 3 released today"
Drathak: I prefer that honestly I think thatd be a great way to release games
 laundreydhull: I've only.... played one.
 BrowneePoints: We don't even know if it's Marika or Miquella in the image
 Ersas: On that note, I hate that the new BG3 trailer spoils so much.
AkiraBalance27: he'd be here...playing elden ring on a steam deck
frank_the_great: HL1 is dated, HL2 is worth the playthrough
 BrowneePoints: Just super cryptic
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 TheRatKings: Glad Adam is here
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: If valve made halo 3 that woukd be very cool
 Finalsora811: Sorry, I can't come in today. I'm... uh... sick.
 MegaDosX: Well.
 saucemaster5000: your point?
 LurkerSpine: oh man elden ring dlc
 DeM0nFiRe: "Sorry I can't come to work, new cocaine just dropped"
 cmdrud87: or Adam 15 years ago
FixTheJames: Adam just needs a doctors note to call in Elden Ring fever.
 djalternative: yes
Spanked42: Well, you ARE a piece of garbage
 BrowneePoints: Half Life 2 is still amazing
 NotCainNorAbel: Is Elden Ring not a drug?
 Simonark: DLC isn't usually a hypnotist.
 laundreydhull: and the expenasions of Half-Life
 MajorFrostbyte: Are gamer not drug addicts? I am!
frozenphoenix7: Look, it wouldn't be the first time someone has called off sick for a video game in the history of the world
KWardJenx: You didn't get have a DLC clause added to your contract?
petey_vonwho: Look, when Diablo 4 comes out, I can't be held responsible for my decisions, so...
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 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/BoxySweetFinchCurseLit-kWQ4SdK429_XOhWN
 MegaDosX: You always have free will
 LarkSachrosis: It just got buried under all the W+P garbage
 Fruan: Oh shit. Adam's off the leash
 eshplode: @frank_the_great Now that Black Mesa's out, that's how to play HL1 now
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: nothing is true, everything is permitted, if you are a piece of garbage
 Gaz_L: i mean, what are they gonna do, replace you with a guy called Dave?
Spanked42: The pandemic has shown us there is no rules or social contract
Dmc3628: the sneep
 hb8u: I mean, you CAN do whatever you want, but..
 NotCainNorAbel: Dear LRR, Please excuse Adam for all that he does.  Signed, Chat
possummtg: A'DAM IS THE LEASH
 janmelantu: God’s Perfect Magic Hand
frank_the_great: @Gaz_L Dave's not here, man
 Sorator13: reminder: Checkpoint is not responsible for anything
 BrowneePoints: But yea you should totally Play Black Mesa(HL1 Fan Remaster) and HL 2 Adam
 laundreydhull: weh?
 MrTheWalrus: Dang
 Simonark: Wait, are you telling us Adam would have been happier with all of us in chat if we'd been constantly horrible all this time? Because...  hey, I'm trying to be a better person day by day here.
Dmc3628: in dominara 2018 i'd believe that
 MegaDosX: Oh /that/ Teferi
 laundreydhull: oh.......
 MegaDosX: Zhalfirin Void
 laundreydhull: right
frozenphoenix7: Zhalfirin Void
 MegaDosX: That's utter misery
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 Elypants: 
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  LRRbot: Surgical Skullbomb [1] | Artifact | {1}, Sacrifice Surgical Skullbomb: Draw a card. / {2}{U}, Sacrifice Surgical Skullbomb: Return target creature to its owner's hand. Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.
 LordZarano: Valve renamed 3 to "Episode 2" so people wouldn't have such crazy over-expectations for it
 laundreydhull: tis not a sealed I'm familiar with.
  LRRbot: Prophetic Prism [2] | Artifact | When Prophetic Prism enters the battlefield, draw a card. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
 MajorFrostbyte: That is a fuck you in particular play.
 MegaDosX: I hate that Teferi with unmatched fervor
  LRRbot: Dune Mover [2] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Golem [2/1] | Toxic 1 / When Dune Mover enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
 BrowneePoints: Teferi can go tuck himself
 MrTheWalrus: I love Teferi as a character, but his cards are almost universally miserable
 janmelantu: Is Adam trying to be Wheeler tonight? Cause he’s playing all the eggs
 couchboyj: Teferi can go tuck himself
 MegaDosX: Did James put it on top?
 laundreydhull: That's just Stephen Strange eight films ago?
 Gaz_L: younger Teferi: "Oh, good, I don't die here" Older Teferi: "No, you don't die YET"
 Simonark: Teferi is just Kang the Conqueror in a robe with a walking stick.
 MegaDosX: Oh he's waiting for a cut, gotcha
 djalternative: so your saying we should make a Teferi that isn't bound by the legend rule
 cmdrud87: Nissa for 11. Kill you?
adept_nekomancer: That does sound like a devastating hour.
 MegaDosX: Back to back Glorybringers is pretty wild in limited
 LibraryWitchKei: All the way across the sky?
Spanked42: better than double glory hole'd? Sorry that's a bad joke
 janmelantu: Double Glorybringer is my kind of MAgic
  LRRbot: Unctus's Retrofitter [2U] | Creature — Phyrexian Artificer [2/3] | Toxic 1 / When Unctus's Retrofitter enters the battlefield, up to one target artifact you control becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness 4/4 for as long as Unctus's Retrofitter remains on the battlefield.
 Phailhammer: "What about second Glorybringer?"
 MegaDosX: No attack?
 laundreydhull: !card glorybringer
  LRRbot: Glorybringer [3RR] | Creature — Dragon [4/4] | Flying, haste / You may exert Glorybringer as it attacks. When you do, it deals 4 damage to target non-Dragon creature an opponent controls.
 saucemaster5000: I'm seeing double! FOur Glroy Bringers!
 BrowneePoints: Adam was, as we say "In the Glory Hole" that day
citizen_pain: When I did prerelease for this I pulled Atraxa and Elesh Norn. Managed to cast each of them ONCE the entire night. 4 color decks aren't that good in limited as it turns out
 MegaDosX: 4/4 doesn't have summoning sickness on animation btw
 CommanderPulsar: This Glory isn't going to bring itself, you know.
 MrTheWalrus: @BrowneePoints I'm pretty sure we don't say that
 laundreydhull: Why u no target PWs Glorybringer!?
 Simonark: But Triple Glorybringer is just crossing a line, right?
 Sibwow: three hole puncher
  LRRbot: Vanish into Eternity [2W] | Instant | This spell costs {3} more to cast if it targets a creature. / Exile target nonland permanent.
 Alas_Babylon: Nope
 laundreydhull:  
frozenphoenix7: Costs 6.
micalovits: Prism is a creature
 janmelantu: @laundreydhull Oko didn’t exist yet
 rosesmcgee: Unctus just makes me think of Bloodhound Gang
DMCanes: Costs 6
 IzlanntheLion: It's a creature
 Diabore: thats a creature
superdude097: It's a creature
 hidingbox: 
 Alas_Babylon: Vanish isn't online
  LRRbot: Gitaxian Raptor [2U] | Creature — Phyrexian Bird [1/4] | Flying / Gitaxian Raptor enters the battlefield with three oil counters on it. / Remove an oil counter from Gitaxian Raptor: Gitaxian Raptor gets +1/−1 until end of turn.
 PigmyOcelot: cost 6
 MegaDosX: Yeah it's a creature
code1300: Cost 6
 laundreydhull: @laundreydhull The Glory is a lie!
 MajorFrostbyte: Raptor? it is a surprise!
 MajorFrostbyte: roll back
 couchboyj: Rewind
 Alas_Babylon: << REW
 MegaDosX: !card unctus's retrofitter
  LRRbot: Unctus's Retrofitter [2U] | Creature — Phyrexian Artificer [2/3] | Toxic 1 / When Unctus's Retrofitter enters the battlefield, up to one target artifact you control becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness 4/4 for as long as Unctus's Retrofitter remains on the battlefield.
 BrowneePoints: We appreciate y'all
 Alas_Babylon: PLAY >
 elkae: go bird
 MegaDosX: Oh right it does have toxic
 Sorator13: LoadingReadyRewind
 MegaDosX: It's what we're here for!
 BjjBrain: lol
 Ersas: Remix 
 laundreydhull: we did something!?
KWardJenx: Savi-Fans looking out
 rosesmcgee: "Everybody gets one"
 BrowneePoints: I am not jesus. But I do look like him
 Ersas:   
 laundreydhull: I confirm/deny nothing...
 MegaDosX: Shotgun red Pikmin
 BusTed: hup hup hup
frank_the_great:   
  LRRbot: Sheoldred's Edict [1B] | Instant | Choose one / • Each opponent sacrifices a nontoken creature. / • Each opponent sacrifices a creature token. / • Each opponent sacrifices a planeswalker.
adept_nekomancer: Just don't ask where we're taking you
 Phailhammer: ook ook cary Adam ook ook
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @BrowneePoints you're nailed to a cross? do you need help?
 Simonark: Hey, it depends on genre. Sometimes, if you only see one set of footprints, you're standing by a body and the murderer has committed an impossible perfect crime
 MegaDosX: This is a time when the edict is actually a bit eh
frank_the_great: Adam.
 BusTed: Indistinguishable
 MegaDosX: I know what I'd pick
 laundreydhull: You can't legally abide me to anything, maybe...
 rosesmcgee: There was a fantastic point counterpoint in The Onion forever ago about how Jesus said he carried the guy the guy was like no you didn't, your footprints go off over there
 Ersas: When you know how to choose, you don't have to 
  LRRbot: Planar Disruption [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant artifact, creature, or planeswalker / Enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.
micalovits: Funs goes straight to jail
 MegaDosX: Oh right that'll stick if it goes back to an artifact
 Diabore: cant even filter anymore
 MegaDosX: Now it can filter again when he replays it
  LRRbot: Voidwing Hybrid [UB] | Creature — Phyrexian Bat [2/1] | Flying / Toxic 1 / When you proliferate, return Voidwing Hybrid from your graveyard to your hand.
 Diabore: !card surgical skullbomb
  LRRbot: Surgical Skullbomb [1] | Artifact | {1}, Sacrifice Surgical Skullbomb: Draw a card. / {2}{U}, Sacrifice Surgical Skullbomb: Return target creature to its owner's hand. Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.
 MegaDosX: It's a good card tbh
 BrowneePoints: If you play Gitaxian Raptor and Vat of Rebirth is that Bird and Urnie? @loadingreadyrun
 laundreydhull: this bat; I likes it
 Alas_Babylon: Y'all cowards won't even reprint Baleful Strix
 MegaDosX: Blue is better than people say tbh
  LRRbot: Basilica Shepherd [3WW] | Creature — Phyrexian Angel [3/3] | Flying / When Basilica Shepherd enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature tokens with toxic 1 and "This creature can't block."
 BrowneePoints: Blue is good but it's not deep
 Sorator13: And then you also got Jace!
ShadowDragon5233: +1 poison? from the retrofitter attack
 Mr_Horrible: playing Kaito is one of the ways to make UB work, to be fair 
baneless27: blue black is normally open tho
 MegaDosX: Yeah James should be at 2 poison counters
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Demacia?
 MegaDosX: I missed that too tbh
  LRRbot: Chrome Prowler [2U] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Cat [3/2] | Flash / When Chrome Prowler enters the battlefield, tap target creature an opponent controls.
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 MegaDosX: And James is now corrupted
  LRRbot: Prophetic Prism [2] | Artifact | When Prophetic Prism enters the battlefield, draw a card. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
 Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
 Sorator13: ahoy Funks!
Boon_33:   
 ExCursori:      
Kelderan: Funky raid GO!
 LurkerSpine:    
 MegaDosX: Raiders!
El_Funko: I'm here to cheer on my favourite bearded Canadian boy in a game of MTG
 RAZRBCK08: Unctus has a novel on it so not seeing the toxic makes sense
 laundreydhull: were under attack, chat!!
 Finalsora811: @El_Funko Cameron?
 ExCursori: It’s Adam
 janmelantu: Well the taste of your lips I’m on a ride. You’re toxic I’m slipping under
 BrowneePoints: Witness Adam
DoodlestheGreat: @ExCursori Nah, it's Ben.
Kelderan: @El_Funko So Adam ;D
 Lord_Hosk: UHHHHHH One more?
El_Funko: That's not what I said at all
 RockPusher: 
 62MGcobra: so... cam?
El_Funko: I said one of them was my favourite bearded Canadian boy
frank_the_great: LRR
 elkae: yes he loves them both equally
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Simonark: Robertson Davies?
 BusTed: Haha.
Kelderan: Canadians come out of the womb with beards. That's a science fact.
 NotCainNorAbel: Adam, James, Ben Graham, Scott
 BusTed: 
KWardJenx: Eat it BenBen
El_Funko: I said ONE
 MegaDosX: There's quite a few actually
El_Funko: I was NON SPECIFIC
 laundreydhull: fair; name twenty!
Dmc3628: ben from downtown
Kelderan: CAM!
 RockPusher: Cameron, pls
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
 Alas_Babylon: ;;
  LRRbot: Jace, the Perfected Mind [2U{U/P}] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [5] | Compleated / [+1]: Until your next turn, up to one target creature gets −3/−0. / [−2]: Target player mills three cards. Then if a graveyard has twenty or more cards in it, you draw three cards. Otherwise, you draw a card. / [−X]: Target player mills three times X cards.
 Finalsora811: Fair, Cameron.
 laundreydhull: 
 BrowneePoints: LOL
Xavbull: Is he wqrong, though?
josh___something: CAMERON
 saucemaster5000: Ben doesn't count he's a loud bearded canadian
DracoFire87: I dunno, I'd call Adam Daddy...
PyroJakk: He's out of line, but he's right.
 hidingbox: Everyone gets a Jace
 ExCursori: So is Daddy Savidan
 MegaDosX: Yeah
DoodlestheGreat: And Wheeler;s not here!
 elkae: technically correct, which is the best kind of correct
 Sorator13: why are you booing him; he's right!
 MegaDosX: Compleated means two less loyalty for each two life spent
Kelderan: @DracoFire87 Shhh. That's for us to think not to say.
DracoFire87: @ExCursori Oh, I'm remembering that one.
 Simonark: The Friday Night Jace Measuring Contest
pryzum_: If u have a beard ur a daddy
  Bengineering: Literally dead to me
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Spanked42: @DracoFire87 Wrong. You have to call Adam garbage and spit in his mouth.
 ExCursori: Savidaddy if you will
 BjjBrain: Daddy Salahub!
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 distrustingspectator: I here forever. You can't get rid of me.
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  Bengineering: Never playing warhammer with you
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: Cams joke works for gram too
 MegaDosX: Ooh, get got Funko
 coachNelly: Funko you got some ‘splashing to do
Shadowsoflife: @pryzum_ what about a goatee?
 coachNelly: * ‘splainin
 Mr_Horrible: what I'm hearing is Ben is scared 
El_Funko: I have been misrepresented
Asturiel: Flip the bird upside down
Kelderan: 'splashin works too, Nelly
Fluffasaurus: Splashing is way funnier
 BrowneePoints: If you wanna be a daddy you've gotta be handsome, bearded, kind AND have caretaker energy
 PigmyOcelot: must have been the wind
 elkae: Misquoted, even
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Asturiel: Good way to show its special
 RockPusher: Fly Ben to Perth so he can sit there glowering at Funko for 3 hours, then leave 
  LRRbot: Ichor Synthesizer [1U] | Creature — Phyrexian Wizard [1/3] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put an oil counter on Ichor Synthesizer. / As long as Ichor Synthesizer has four or more oil counters on it, it gets +2/+0 and can't be blocked.
 coachNelly: Let my boy splash I guess
 El_Funko: I merely said ONE OF you was my favourite, but I'll never tell
  LRRbot: Anoint with Affliction [1B] | Instant | Exile target creature if it has mana value 3 or less. / Corrupted — Exile that creature instead if its controller has three or more poison counters.
 elkae: Paul tried keeping the peace and NOW look what happened
 MegaDosX: Ayyy, sequencing!
Kelderan: Can someone !quote you got some 'splashin to do?
 MegaDosX: It gets an oil counter now
 BrowneePoints: Is that Synthesizer a Moog or a Cassio?
 MegaDosX: The little thing
 El_Funko: Cheers @Dog_of_Myth !
 ghizmou: sequencing
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Dmc3628: so hows that memory thing going
 Alas_Babylon: Heavy is the hand that misses the triggered ability
 Manae: Heavy is the hand that holds the cards
 saucemaster5000: hand of glory
  LRRbot: Porcelain Zealot [3W] | Creature — Phyrexian Soldier [2/3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If that creature has toxic, instead it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
 MegaDosX: !card jace perfected
  LRRbot: Jace, the Perfected Mind [2U{U/P}] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [5] | Compleated / [+1]: Until your next turn, up to one target creature gets −3/−0. / [−2]: Target player mills three cards. Then if a graveyard has twenty or more cards in it, you draw three cards. Otherwise, you draw a card. / [−X]: Target player mills three times X cards.
 MegaDosX: It doesn't have it anymore
 MegaDosX: It's a 2/1 now
 Sorator13: Cameron saying "sometimes you're just too beefy" makes me feel a certain way
 Simonark: It turns out we've ALL been shuffling wrong for years
 MegaDosX: But oh well
 MegaDosX: Moot point
 Mr_Horrible: y'know what they say,  even professional magic players are literal dogwater at the game 
 elkae: go bird!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: the toxicity, of this...bid
 Alas_Babylon: Looking at life through the eyes of a toxic bird
  LRRbot: Prologue to Phyresis [1U] | Instant | Each opponent gets a poison counter. / Draw a card.
 DracoFire87: Y'know, there's times that I accept the fact that I'm going to make mistakes 'cause it's more fun to sling cards.
pryzum_: adam say it RIGHT
 DracoFire87: I could win more, but at what cost?
   LoadingReadyRun:  where's Wingspan Phyrexian Edition?
 MegaDosX: Six counters
  LRRbot: Stinging Hivemaster [2B] | Creature — Phyrexian Warlock [3/2] | Toxic 1 / When Stinging Hivemaster dies, create a 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature token with toxic 1 and "This creature can't block."
 BrowneePoints: It's okay Adam. It's pronounced GIF
pryzum_: Ok thanks ill sub for that
 Dog_of_Myth: @LoadingReadyRun It isn't compleated yet.
  LRRbot: Cutthroat Centurion [2B] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Warrior [2/2] | Sacrifice another artifact or creature: Cutthroat Centurion gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.
 laundreydhull: When time two fogs, then you've timed TWO Prologues
 elkae: chat will learn to say please, eventually
adept_nekomancer: Wingspan Phyrexian Edition: Now with 40% more teeth!
 MegaDosX: It's Tamiyo preparing someone for compleation, so it's phyresis
 Sorator13: @BrowneePoints uhm, it's actually pronounced "peanut butter"
 gualdhar: Adam is always right
 Simonark: The Aftermath set better have an Epilogue to Phyrexia in it
 BrowneePoints: @sorator13 oh snap Peamub Bubber!?
 laundreydhull: @gualdhar But that would make us wrong, won't it?
 MegaDosX: He is on six poison counters too
 MegaDosX: So getting more of them is relevant
 gualdhar: @gualdhar that would make *you* wrong. I always agree with Adam
 Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePoints my favorite star wars character 
 MegaDosX: And two more poison counters
 laundreydhull: what, just- wrought?      
  LRRbot: Gitaxian Anatomist [3U] | Creature — Phyrexian Wizard [2/5] | When Gitaxian Anatomist enters the battlefield, you may tap it. If you do, proliferate.
 MegaDosX: Proliferate though
 janmelantu: Combat tricks? in Dimir? it’s more likely than your think
 MegaDosX: Yeah Cam got it 
 MegaDosX: I wonder if Adam can attain Compleat Victory
 couchboyj: Adam lining up the double kill here
Xavbull: how many achievement points do you get for that?
 janmelantu: DOUBLE KILL TIME
frozenphoenix7: Quick, draw the Jace and deck em too
 Sorator13: the real tricky achievement is the *triple* kill
 Mischievous_Catgeist: not only do we get to kill james we get to complete him
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Not really, no
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: he's moved on
 Mr_Horrible: he's just obsessed with baiting his chat, now
  LRRbot: Vanish into Eternity [2W] | Instant | This spell costs {3} more to cast if it targets a creature. / Exile target nonland permanent.
 Finalsora811: @Sorator13 Commander damage. Poison, and Regular damage? Possible with Skittles.
 couchboyj: The Jace treatment,  murdered and compleated at the same time
 gualdhar: Wiggins is a very proud gamer, but he's also 38
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: 39
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: man's 40 at the end of this month
 gualdhar: *39
 djalternative: most of the bigger Gamer Score people have moved on from it
 gualdhar: *39.91
   LoadingReadyRun: @Mr_Horrible Adam and Matt would have so much to talk about
 Alas_Babylon: Fistbump of Love and Admiration
 Sorator13: @Sorator13 I was thinking deck + poison + combat damage. Commander damage is too easy.
 BusTed: 
 pryzum_: Ggs
 couchboyj: 
 DudelidouX: So wouldn't have been able to block with that top deck
 Mr_Horrible: @Mr_Horrible truly, they are more alike than they know 
 elkae: Paul 
 TheAwkes: Phyrexia Prelude
 Simonark: I knew the person who had Jace in their pool would come out on top eventually
 janmelantu: Look at that, turns out you *can* win with dimir
 pryzum_: The jacket is so great btw
 Diabore: but i want to see adam again
 Alas_Babylon: "And I'm..." *cuts*
 Sorator13: have a good night Adam!
 shendaras:  Adam
citizen_pain: and he's what
 Mischievous_Catgeist: the jacket will provide commentary
 Alas_Babylon: g'night Adam, thanks for the funs
 elkae: Adam home streamed today
 mrjujubeans: Live long in completion
ghyllnox: He's cut off, that's what
 Sorator13: and cam is commercial break!
Nukified: we'll never know
 elkae: Long days of work
 PigmyOcelot: Now we'll never know what he is
 Uzumaki15: And no one saw Adam again...until Tuesday, for Let's Nope
 Simonark: Earlier on his home stream, probably.
Dmc3628: goldeneye monday is gonna be ab fab
 Simonark: More of an Everything or Nothing fan, Bond Game wise...
 MegaDosX: Anyone else play the GoldenEye "remake" on the Wii?
 Mr_Horrible: once, briefly
 elkae: i bet Beej did
 MegaDosX: I thought it was fine, but it wasn't really GoldenEye and I never really felt the desire to play it again >_>
Xavbull: There was a melody in the beginning of this song that sounded like my alarm and I was very worried
 Mr_Horrible: I played it very poorly for like an hour, set it down, and it vacated my mind never to return
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 laundreydhull: Old games can be bad two?
 BrowneePoints: With the Best Bearded Canadians! And James!
  LRRbot: The Hunter Maze | Land — Sphere | The Hunter Maze enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {G}. / {1}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice The Hunter Maze: Draw a card.
  LRRbot: Ichor Synthesizer [1U] | Creature — Phyrexian Wizard [1/3] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put an oil counter on Ichor Synthesizer. / As long as Ichor Synthesizer has four or more oil counters on it, it gets +2/+0 and can't be blocked.
Desruprot:   
  LRRbot: Branchblight Stalker [1G] | Creature — Phyrexian Elf Scout [3/1] | Toxic 2
  LRRbot: Vraska's Fall [2B] | Instant | Each opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker and gets a poison counter.
 hb8u: the LRRBot cant take it D:
Xavbull: fast and powerful Magic
 MajorFrostbyte: Final Countdown! da da da da dun
  LRRbot: Surgical Skullbomb [1] | Artifact | {1}, Sacrifice Surgical Skullbomb: Draw a card. / {2}{U}, Sacrifice Surgical Skullbomb: Return target creature to its owner's hand. Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.
 Mr_Horrible: a risky gamble, as no Ichor Synthesizer has ever been online inside 5 minutes before
  LRRbot: Phyrexian Arena [1BB] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
 NotCainNorAbel: chess clock magic would be interesting.
 hidingbox: Did Nelly get Atraxa or something?
  LRRbot: Bladed Ambassador [1W] | Creature — Phyrexian Soldier [3/1] | Bladed Ambassador enters the battlefield with an oil counter on it. / {1}, Remove an oil counter from Bladed Ambassador: Bladed Ambassador gains indestructible until end of turn.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 laundreydhull: Oil counters today? Boiled counters in MOM
  LRRbot: Infectious Bite [1G] | Instant | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control. Each opponent gets a poison counter.
 laundreydhull: w h a t ?
 Sorator13: why is there a timer?
 Sorator13: I stepped away
 hidingbox: that explains that
 MegaDosX: Because James is silly 
 NotCainNorAbel: James said so
t7112: why the five minute timer?
 laundreydhull:  got to IRL Atraxa?
 Sorator13: Ah, I see
arbenilb: is Ben wearing a phyrexia baseball jersey?
  LRRbot: Trawler Drake [2U] | Creature — Phyrexian Drake [0/0] | Flying / Trawler Drake enters the battlefield with an oil counter on it. / Trawler Drake gets +1/+1 for each oil counter on it. / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put an oil counter on Trawler Drake.
Desruprot: Atraxa is real good
Xavbull: @arbenilb from MTg Philly
 Alas_Babylon: @t7112 For funsies
  LRRbot: Staff of Compleation [3] | Artifact | {T}, Pay 1 life: Destroy target permanent you own. / {T}, Pay 2 life: Add one mana of any color. / {T}, Pay 3 life: Proliferate. / {T}, Pay 4 life: Draw a card. / {5}: Untap Staff of Compleation.
 hidingbox: really committing to the speedrun
frozenphoenix7: Lotta life paying over there
arbenilb: @Xavbull ohh cool, thanks 
  LRRbot: Drown in Ichor [1B] | Sorcery | Target creature gets −4/−4 until end of turn. Proliferate.
Lawblades: poison
  LRRbot: Planar Disruption [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant artifact, creature, or planeswalker / Enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.
  LRRbot: Branchblight Stalker [1G] | Creature — Phyrexian Elf Scout [3/1] | Toxic 2
code1300: Draw for turns
  LRRbot: Meldweb Curator [3U] | Creature — Phyrexian Wizard [3/4] | When Meldweb Curator enters the battlefield, put up to one target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on top of your library.
 hidingbox: can always just staff the arena at some point
code1300: Did Ben draw for turn
code1300: Too
frogomb: Nelson should be at 2 poison
   LoadingReadyRun: I believe the Game Knights folks were working on a MtG chess clock app
  LRRbot: Mesmerizing Dose [1UU] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When Mesmerizing Dose enters the battlefield, tap enchanted creature, then proliferate. / Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
 hidingbox: and time
 BrowneePoints: The Game Knights MtG Chess Clock is gonna have Post Malone tell me not to run 3 mana Mana rocks isn't it
  LRRbot: Meldweb Strider [4U] | Artifact — Vehicle [5/5] | Vigilance / Meldweb Strider enters the battlefield with an oil counter on it. / Remove an oil counter from Meldweb Strider: It becomes an artifact creature until end of turn. / Crew 3
 Alas_Babylon: Oh, I haven't heard that chime in a *long* time, holy moly
 Mischievous_Catgeist: park is closed
  LRRbot: Thrummingbird [1U] | Creature — Phyrexian Bird Horror [1/1] | Flying / Whenever Thrummingbird deals combat damage to a player, proliferate.
Desruprot: xD this could draw
 drewm1022: Didn't Ben prolif twice on the poison?
  LRRbot: Phyrexian Atlas [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Corrupted — Whenever Phyrexian Atlas becomes tapped, each opponent with three or more poison counters loses 1 life.
 Lord_Hosk: Ben wins because its 11 to 11 but nelson had an extra poison counter
 BrowneePoints: Nah ben missed targetting Nelly both times
 LadyLockwood92: @BrowneePoints But my Commander's Sphere!
  LRRbot: Cephalopod Sentry [2WU] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Squid [*/5] | Flying / Cephalopod Sentry's power is equal to the number of artifacts you control.
 drewm1022: Ah fair.
 BrowneePoints: 3/3 I think?
frozenphoenix7: 3/5
 BrowneePoints: 3/5*
 janmelantu: Did you proliferate after thrummingbird
 couchboyj: Nelson could really use Atraxa here, could dig for his chair!
   LoadingReadyRun: Phyrexian Atlas: "There are 4 layers to Phyrexia. Everything else is tentacles"
frozenphoenix7: Arena on Turn 3, Staff has paid 4 life
 MegaDosX: Ben secretly playing Esper Shadow
 BrowneePoints: could crewed with the flyer yea
citizen_pain: When I got atraxa at prerelease I managed to cast her ONCE the entire night
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 Sorator13: Game actions were certainly taken
 BrowneePoints: As Cameron said you're apparently "daddy?"
 pryzum_: nelson and me are the same
 MajorFrostbyte: What beer is Ben drinking? Nelly's is nice.
 janmelantu: Nelson your hair is GLORIOUS
 BrowneePoints: Proliferado yea. (it didn't matter my comment was in response to someone else)
frogomb: Nelly looks 10/10
code1300: Arena always does it lol
 MegaDosX: !card atraxa grand unifier
  LRRbot: Atraxa, Grand Unifier [3GWUB] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Angel [7/7] | Flying, vigilance, deathtouch, lifelink / When Atraxa, Grand Unifier enters the battlefield, reveal the top ten cards of your library. For each card type, you may put a card of that type from among the revealed cards into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
 janmelantu: Hell yeah Izzet Delver
 Mr_Horrible: wait Midnight Hunt is still in standard?
 BrowneePoints: Ivy Combo, and Grixis Pile
Shadowsoflife: isn't delver tho?
 Mr_Horrible: I have no concept of time wrt magic anymore
 BrowneePoints: Grixis Pile is MISERABLE
 Alas_Babylon: Standard is a really fun format if you're *really* into 1-for-1 removal
 Alas_Babylon: Like, *reeeally* into it
 F1SHOR: standards been great for awhile
 MegaDosX: Black+ decks are pretty gross in standard
 Alas_Babylon: She should have been a 4/4
 Fruan: Why does she have 5 toughness?!
 DarknessKingCoH: Midnight Hunt is standard until Wilds of Eldraine I believe
 MegaDosX: And they put in some serious work in Historic too
 BrowneePoints: Yea for the 3rd standard format in a Row Black is Oppressive
 Diabore: even a 5/4 would have been better
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: got that dumper
 Alas_Babylon: Black is oppressive and Green is practically unplayable
 Mr_Horrible: Good news, everyone! We found a way to make Khalitas, Traitor of Ghet even MORE annoying!
 TheAwkes: Not so many years ago she woulda been busted at 6 mana without changing anything.
 MegaDosX: Next rotation is going to be interesting when Invoke Despair and Sheodlred go away
 MegaDosX: Sheoldred*
 BrowneePoints: I hope Ixalan gives us a good old fashioned G/R monsters deck with some BUSTED Dinosaurs
Nukified: meanwhile, white is better than black lol
citizen_pain: @BrowneePoints Colossaler dreadmaw when
 BrowneePoints: I still can't believe Dinos never happened when they had cards like Regisaur Alpha
novrdd: thats why her title is The APOCALYPSE
 drewm1022: The muffin lies!
 Alas_Babylon: Shelly's sticking around, though Invoke is leaving
 djalternative: look, standard has to make sure every color has a turn to oppress every other color
 janmelantu: @MegaDosX Sheoldred ain’t rotating out until fall 2024
 MegaDosX: Oh right, yes she would, my bad
 MegaDosX: I got the rotation threshold wrong
 Alas_Babylon: I've been jamming Historic Brawl for months
 Lordofironstorm: UW tempo was busted wide open
petey_vonwho: I liked New Capena. I don't like this format.
 janmelantu: Ben play Explorer
 MegaDosX: Historic Brawl 
 Fruan: I'm really enjoying Explorer
 DudelidouX: I almost only play Historic Brawl
 MegaDosX: No
 laundreydhull: no....
 Alas_Babylon: Not a ladder, but there's weighted commanders
 JohnPraw: Nope
 MegaDosX: It's just a queue
Joecool190: nope
 DrLigmaPhD: It's unranked
code1300: Reanimater atraxa
  LRRbot: Venerated Rotpriest [G] | Creature — Phyrexian Druid [1/2] | Toxic 1 / Whenever a creature you control becomes the target of a spell, target opponent gets a poison counter.
 Easilycrazyhat: Weighted commanders, yeah. So sorta.
 MegaDosX: Ranked Historic Brawl sounds miserable btw
  LRRbot: Branchblight Stalker [1G] | Creature — Phyrexian Elf Scout [3/1] | Toxic 2
 DrLigmaPhD: Just don't expect lots of great variety right now
 djalternative: HBrawl is casual but there is a Commander tier list for matchmaking
Desruprot: Historic Brawl is not on a latter
YeomanAres: There are hell cues for bad commanders
 Alas_Babylon: Some commanders will tend to filter into higher-powered games, but everyone is still in the same queue
 Darleysam: the weighted commanders is your commander vs Jodah
 hidingbox: Also Nelson is supposed to be down a game?
 F1SHOR: historic brawl would be great if they didnt make you face the same 4 comanders every time due to who your commander is
 MegaDosX: People play it sweaty enough, I wouldn't want to even think about ranked Historic Brawl
frogomb: Historic brawl is fun right now
Desruprot: but some legends are designated into a heck queue
Countjondi: the historic brawl play que is pretty good overall, except I want a short list of commanders banned
  LRRbot: Hexgold Hoverwings [3W] | Artifact — Equipment | For Mirrodin! / Equipped creature has flying. / Creatures you control that are equipped get +1/+0. / Equip {2}{W}
SciFiAIguy: Yeah Historic Brawl is good
 Alas_Babylon: @F1SHOR Believe me, the experience is amillion times better when you play other commanders
Countjondi: also ban wash away, cause fuck that card
 MajorFrostbyte: Now that is a speed run
 BrowneePoints: With a Rebel Yell, she cried "Norn! Norn Norn!"
 JokerBoney: i heard the good word of gladiator mentioned
 DrLigmaPhD: @Countjondi And Paradox Engine
Desruprot: that was fast
 laundreydhull: @Darleysam ah, ah; "Which" Jodha, if I may?
 LadyLockwood92: Wait, I wasn't paying attention, what happened?
petey_vonwho: Wait, I blinked, what happened?
 Dog_of_Myth: Gladiator is a good time
 BrowneePoints: Alchemy isn't legal in Explorer
Joecool190: there is Alchemy, Explore and Historic
Desruprot: Paradox Engine being banned would be healthy for Historic Brawl
 abaoa_qu: I've been playing explorer, it's really fun
 MegaDosX: Historic is intended to be everything on Arena bar the banlist
 djalternative: Alchemy is arena Standard. Historic is arena Explorer
superdude097: Alchemy is Standard + Alchemy cards.
 MegaDosX: Alchemy is Standard+
 Alas_Babylon: Standard is Standard. Explorer is Pinoeer. Historic is *everything*.
 rosesmcgee: Explorer is the paper analog
 Darleysam: @Darleysam quite a bit of Archmage Eternal, in my experience
 MegaDosX: It'll take some time
 JokerBoney: okay, Explorer is Pio*near*
 Sorator13: I actually do know these terms and yet this conversation is still utterly baffling to me
frogomb: I always just scoop to Yorion. Soooo bored of playing against Yorion
 DudelidouX: At least everything that matters from Pioneer
 janmelantu: Shadows over Innistrad Remastered is coming out soon so Ben can have fun with spooky moon
 BrowneePoints: yea the Enigmatic Fires deck in Pioneer looks SO sick
 laundreydhull: the Pie is Nier, Arena
  LRRbot: Thirsting Roots [G] | Sorcery | Choose one— / • Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / • Proliferate.
  LRRbot: Malcator's Watcher [1U] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Drone [1/1] | Flying, vigilance / When Malcator's Watcher dies, draw a card.
Zjivarra: I want Arena to have a subscription model that allows people make lobbies with friends and draft any set cube except for the most recent release
  LRRbot: Trawler Drake [2U] | Creature — Phyrexian Drake [0/0] | Flying / Trawler Drake enters the battlefield with an oil counter on it. / Trawler Drake gets +1/+1 for each oil counter on it. / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put an oil counter on Trawler Drake.
 djalternative: how about that except we don't have to pay WotC a monthly fee
 LadyLockwood92: I want Arena to have a blacklist so I can avoid playing with people who drop down a pile of 100+ cards in Standard.
 MegaDosX: You called Ben?
  LRRbot: Hexgold Hoverwings [3W] | Artifact — Equipment | For Mirrodin! / Equipped creature has flying. / Creatures you control that are equipped get +1/+0. / Equip {2}{W}
  LRRbot: Vraska's Fall [2B] | Instant | Each opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker and gets a poison counter.
  LRRbot: Meldweb Curator [3U] | Creature — Phyrexian Wizard [3/4] | When Meldweb Curator enters the battlefield, put up to one target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on top of your library.
 Mischievous_Catgeist: tempo
 djalternative: temp oh no
  LRRbot: Bladed Ambassador [1W] | Creature — Phyrexian Soldier [3/1] | Bladed Ambassador enters the battlefield with an oil counter on it. / {1}, Remove an oil counter from Bladed Ambassador: Bladed Ambassador gains indestructible until end of turn.
 BrowneePoints: "get that thing back on there or so help me!" -Mike Wazowski
  LRRbot: Dune Mover [2] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Golem [2/1] | Toxic 1 / When Dune Mover enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
 hidingbox: Need to pay white, but I guess it tapped alright in the end
 JokerBoney: yeah its fine nelly tapped white
 rosesmcgee: @Zjivarra I know the LRR folks had dome some "cube" drafts with tools outside of Arena and then imported the deck lists to play their games. It worked pretty well during the pandini lockdowns
 laundreydhull: Can't really unsee the Beholders they have in the Monsters' Universe(City)
 BrowneePoints: yea that's why you want them coasties with cork core
 MajorFrostbyte: What beer is Ben drinking?
 MegaDosX: Hah
  LRRbot: Expand the Sphere [3G] | Sorcery | Look at the top six cards of your library. Put up to two land cards from among them onto the battlefield tapped and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. If you put fewer than two lands onto the battlefield this way, proliferate a number of times equal to the difference.
frozenphoenix7: Nelly I saw that rare
 MegaDosX: You do proliferate twice!
 Pharmacistjudge: proliferate null is still proliferating
 Dog_of_Myth: ^
 laundreydhull: Flying Blade
 BrowneePoints: !card Thousand Cuts
  LRRbot: Wall of One Thousand Cuts [3WW] | Creature — Wall [3/5] | Defender, flying / {W}: Wall of One Thousand Cuts can attack this turn as though it didn't have defender.
  LRRbot: Titanic Growth [1G] | Instant | Target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn.
 DarknessKingCoH: Nelly could live dangerously and proliferate his own poison counters.
  LRRbot: Surgical Skullbomb [1] | Artifact | {1}, Sacrifice Surgical Skullbomb: Draw a card. / {2}{U}, Sacrifice Surgical Skullbomb: Return target creature to its owner's hand. Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.
 MegaDosX: If he has Atraxa then that'll definitely stabilise him
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 Mr_Horrible: I see a land with every color right there, Ben 
 BrowneePoints: Ben was sounding like Gepetto Del Toro there
Xavbull: Venmo though?
 Mr_Horrible: he will take British pounds, or a traveler's check
 GhostValv: wowie
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  LRRbot: Trawler Drake [2U] | Creature — Phyrexian Drake [0/0] | Flying / Trawler Drake enters the battlefield with an oil counter on it. / Trawler Drake gets +1/+1 for each oil counter on it. / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put an oil counter on Trawler Drake.
Abelzumi: you've been hit by, been struck by, a SQUARE TERMINAL
 laundreydhull: go, go,  Traxa, Pawrr Wrawrr, Wrawrr Wrawrr Wrawrr Wrawrr....
smoke_knight: This set is weird, how is Nelson in 4 colors?
  LRRbot: White Sun's Twilight [XWW] | Sorcery | You gain X life. Create X 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature tokens with toxic 1 and "This creature can't block." If X is 5 or more, destroy all other creatures.
 Mr_Horrible: 
 MegaDosX: Oh.
 MegaDosX: RIP Ben
 BrowneePoints: KORAAAAAA
 GhostValv: 6 life 6 mites
  LRRbot: Staff of Compleation [3] | Artifact | {T}, Pay 1 life: Destroy target permanent you own. / {T}, Pay 2 life: Add one mana of any color. / {T}, Pay 3 life: Proliferate. / {T}, Pay 4 life: Draw a card. / {5}: Untap Staff of Compleation.
frozenphoenix7: I don't know Nelson, I think the Chair might've been better there 
Xavbull: Look at all those Mites!
 BrowneePoints: Toraaaah! KORA!!! RAHTAMAAAAAH! *Duel of the Fates starts*
 Sorator13: 
  LRRbot: Ria Ivor, Bane of Bladehold [2WB] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Knight [3/4] | Battle cry / At the beginning of combat on your turn, the next time target creature would deal combat damage to one or more players this combat, prevent that damage. If damage is prevented this way, create that many 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature tokens with toxic 1 and "This creature can't block."
 janmelantu: @smoke_knight Terramorphic expanse, Lay of the Land with upside, and a few other pieces
 gibbousm: thats a lot of mites
Abelzumi: Mama Ria, here we go again
 BrowneePoints: I-vor, How Could I Forget you
 MegaDosX: The using your whole forearm to tap move there
  LRRbot: Paladin of Predation [5GG] | Creature — Phyrexian Knight [6/7] | Toxic 6 / Paladin of Predation can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less.
 BrowneePoints: YES Bladehold is broken hearted
 Mr_Horrible: "No Weenies"
 janmelantu: It’s called “Daunt” internally
 BrowneePoints: Blue, since the day she Parted
 Fruan: "Daunt" is what R&D calls it
 Gooseblast: Tall boi
 LurkerSpine: ^
 seemsdeece: keyword Lorge
superdude097: I've occasionally heard it reffered to as "Daunt"
 DrLigmaPhD: Threat?
 BusTed: Imposing?
superdude097: or Daunting
 laundreydhull: go, go,  Atraxa  , Pawrr Wrawrr, Wrawrr Wrawrr Wrawrr Wrawrr....
adept_nekomancer: Spoopy (2)
citizen_pain: "Paladin of Predation is big mad"
 DrLigmaPhD: Spoopy Factor
 MegaDosX: So Daunt 2 I guess
 Alas_Babylon: Daunt 2
 Kyir: Big Scary 2
 BrowneePoints: Daunt (x) would be good
 Sorator13: Threat Factor 2 sounds better
 BrowneePoints: oh yea N
 MegaDosX: I could see that working?
Frostwriter111: Let's call it Doot instead. "This creature has Doot 2"
 Manae: Daunting might be better
 gibbousm: Give us Daunt, Backbone, and Unstoppable
 Fruan: Skulk
 janmelantu: Skulk
 DrLigmaPhD: Shulk
 Alas_Babylon: Skulk is against creatures with greater power
frozenphoenix7: Skulk, can't be blocked by creatures bigger than it
 BrowneePoints: Skulk was MORE power
 LadyLockwood92: Skulk is greater power
 hidingbox: What would the one for toughness be called?
 hidingbox: if such a thing were to occur?
 BrowneePoints: Champion of Lambholt's "Less than" ability hasn't been keyworded afaik
 TheAwkes: Skulk is "No, don't block me, I'm just a little guy"
 MegaDosX: Kluks
 Sorator13: @hidingbox isn't that just first strike? 
 Alas_Babylon: klukS
 gibbousm: they wanted Skulk to be the new evasive mechanic for Black. It didn't work and now we have Menace
  LRRbot: Mesmerizing Dose [1UU] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When Mesmerizing Dose enters the battlefield, tap enchanted creature, then proliferate. / Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
 DarknessKingCoH: Why not just Hulk?
 Kyir: He could proliferate himself
 MegaDosX: !card ria ivor
  LRRbot: Ria Ivor, Bane of Bladehold [2WB] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Knight [3/4] | Battle cry / At the beginning of combat on your turn, the next time target creature would deal combat damage to one or more players this combat, prevent that damage. If damage is prevented this way, create that many 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature tokens with toxic 1 and "This creature can't block."
 Fruan: @gibbousm Skulk is really interesting, in that it reads really interesting, and plays like taking a math exam inside a dumpster.
 Sorator13: @Fruan omg 
 MegaDosX: Yeah that would kill you
Abelzumi: Nelly back at 11
 BrowneePoints: Good old Poison
 BrowneePoints: mucking math since it was relevant in Scars
  LRRbot: Venomous Brutalizer [2GG] | Creature — Phyrexian Knight [4/4] | Toxic 3 / When Venomous Brutalizer enters the battlefield, you may pay {1}{G}. If you do, proliferate.
 laundreydhull: lawl.... More like- "Staff of Self-Destuct" geez
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 pn55: 
 GhostValv: 
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 MegaDosX: Awesome
 BrowneePoints: Ben done bonked himself!
 Mischievous_Catgeist: ben has not been completed
KWardJenx: GG
  LRRbot: The Eternal Wanderer [4WW] | Legendary Planeswalker [5] | No more than one creature can attack The Eternal Wanderer each combat. / [+1]: Exile up to one target artifact or creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of that player's next end step. / [0]: Create a 2/2 white Samurai creature token with double strike. / [−4]: For each player, choose a creature that player controls. Each player sacrifices all creatures they contro…
 MegaDosX: !!!
 Sorator13: GGs!
 Fruan: Did Nelly draft mono-bombs?
 laundreydhull: wells played
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 hidingbox: hell of a box
 MegaDosX: The Staff is combo bait that seems a bit eh in limited tbh
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Mr_Horrible: it surely was... a Friday Night Paper Fight
 Sorator13: ty for stream, was fun!
 rogerivany: How many Jaces were in that box?
 djalternative: Adam "Two Jace" Savidan
 Mr_Horrible: we're helping!
  LRRbot: Phyrexian Arena [1BB] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
 laundreydhull: Doth Cards Kings Dome have the "ONE: Compleat Editorial"?
 RockPusher: Tickle the Pickle
TruPhantomAngel: Yeah, I thought that too.
 laundreydhull: Sure. No idea who that is.
TruPhantomAngel: Hm...
 pryzum_: byeee
Xavbull: buhbye
 JokerBoney: DongLRR BongLRR
 Mr_Horrible: actual literal One More
 RockPusher:  
TruPhantomAngel: @Bengineering Btw, love the jersey!
 BusTed: Until question mark.
 janmelantu: I already dangled the bongle
 laundreydhull: Paul "Never Change" Saunders 
 BusTed: As the stong goes.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Double Monday 
adept_nekomancer: But what about second Monday?
 LadyLockwood92: Monday and Monday 2.
 Mischievous_Catgeist: its a leap day
 LurkerSpine: please no
 NotCainNorAbel: open two windows, get two grahams
 Mr_Horrible: Double Monday, or "Almost one of Raditz's attacks"
 janmelantu: I love second monday
 JokerBoney: Doublonday
TruPhantomAngel: NICE
 MegaDosX: Slappers Only!
 Mr_Horrible: "Long-Mouth Bond"
 MegaDosX: Naturally
TruPhantomAngel: 
ThorSokar: No Oddjob, Slappers Only!
 Gekyouryuu: is it the END of FF12 PiF, or just a brief break?
 gualdhar: I wanna see Oddjob, just once
 BusTed: Play Jaws or Baron Samedi if you don't mind being at a disadvantage.
 MegaDosX: I think Jaws is fine in multiplayer, but Oddjob was just so busted >_>
TruPhantomAngel: I hope to play it someday and learn how bad Oddjob can be. lol
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
ThorSokar: It's FINE Ben was just in Middle School
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Fun trivia, Ben actually is in that movie - as a fetus! His mom was pregnant in the background.
 MegaDosX: @TruPhantomAngel Picture playing an FPS multiplayer against an opponent who is half to two thirds of the height of your other opponents
 Mr_Horrible: Minecraft Through The Aegis
 djalternative: do that at the dog park. get dogs to play
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Benjamin!
 LarkSachrosis: He had to think
ThorSokar: still haven't found the Obelisk yet
 Mr_Horrible: James says "Callisto Protocol" and Ben gets a 1000-yard stare
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: obelisk. obelisk. OBELISK. OBELISK.
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
 BusTed: kick it on backstarter
 Mischievous_Catgeist: shambling im in
adept_nekomancer: Start your backs!
 Gekyouryuu: hi, highlight reel
 Mr_Horrible: Backstarter's Back, Alright!
 MacSquizzy: This looked very popular at PAX Unplugged
 LadyLockwood92: Scum Freezebag!
 Darleysam: bingle the dingle and kick this on backstarter
 rogerivany: Drinking!  I'm in.  Wait.
 eshplode: Kicking back on the starter
 MegaDosX: #KickItOnBackstarter
 GhostValv: #kickinitbackstarter
 janmelantu: the j in my name is pronounced like y
 laundreydhull: BackStart: Coming Two a LRR-Segways near you
patrick_stonecrusher:   
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 Gekyouryuu: Lesbian Dracula? her name is Carmilla
 RockPusher: 
 GhostValv: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
 Manae: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oU1mQKC4-Zk Bay Centre Takeover video
KWardJenx: Great stream
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 Phailhammer: cya 
 RockPusher:   
 janmelantu: o7
 rogerivany: already clicked
 Mr_Horrible: oh no, I never developed object permanence!
 MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
 Mr_Horrible: thanks for streamin', y'all 
 NotCainNorAbel: the start of that video....the beep beep beep is so slow
  Juliamon: that's how you know it's s1!
 rogerivany: 240p video.  Sweet.
  Juliamon: well, that and the CRT
   LoadingReadyRun:  Fun Fact: That CRT is actually Graham's Commodre 64 monitor, which we still have and use for Lindex on CFUT 
  Juliamon: Oh! Someone should update Lindex's wiki page 
 Manae: Good CRTs are hard to find and becoming a treasure
   LoadingReadyRun: although Lindex's screen is actually an iPad taped in front of the real monitor with the oscilloscope view, since that worked better then running a separate computer and converting the output to RCA 
 NotCainNorAbel: It linked to Bill's Revenge.  Young kids are young.
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