... One More? || Escape from Tarkov

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MWGNZ:  
 jessieimproved: pew pew shooty mans
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... One More? | James, along side his merry band of boys (Serge, Funko, JoeKim & Dylan) are jamming Escape from Tarkov all afternoon! Come by, say hi, watch us die. | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1632124246871924766
  Juliamon: tho it wouldn't surprise me if they removed the 'ad-free' benefit from Prime subs
 letfireraindown: Wooo!  Perfect background for playing Atomic Heart!
 StarShock2002: Hello
 jessieimproved: The idea that it would even be worth it to show ads to only people who have prime subs on just those channels is just...just
TheAinMAP:    
  Sarah_Serinde: Hi James
TheAinMAP: Hello.
  amative1: uhhhhhhhhhhhh
DoodlestheGreat: Hewwo.
 MehallD: This isn't Punch-A-Chunk
 MehallD: I;'m lost
TacitusVigil: Wait, Tarky is stilly in Beta?
TacitusVigil: I'm not even making a joke, I'm genuinely surprised.
  amative1: "friends"
 AtomicAlchemical: Wait, I thought today was new wipe?
TacitusVigil: Coworkers
 StarShock2002: Howdy.  did you see the video about the wiggle thing?
Anexmedia: James
 Wolfendragoon: ESP wiggle intensifies
 Mushbie: @TacitusVigil Warframe is technically still in beta.... it has been in beta since 2013
TacitusVigil: ooooof
 Dumori:  Nothing at all has happend with Tarkov 
 StarShock2002: Star citizen alpha sends its greetings
 Alas_Babylon: Chillin' Dylan
MWGNZ: small achievable goals
Anexmedia: Fair point to remember, Shooter Born is back to 100m so pop away
 niccus: gmail is still in beta right
MWGNZ: o7 exitlag
 v_nome: What did the program do?
Anexmedia: @v_nome kindly aske the lag to leave
MWGNZ: @v_nome vpn to give funko better routing to the game servers
TheAinMAP: 
 Wolfendragoon: All it takes to get quality of life improvements from BSG is to have a massive community outrage event lol
TacitusVigil: 106.9: The Serge
7gorobei: wiggle wiggle
 NotCainNorAbel: pilot lag
DoodlestheGreat: Is that a KS-23 he's got?
koodooman: tarky!
Anexmedia: @DoodlestheGreat sure is
Anexmedia: Good old 4 gauge thumper
DoodlestheGreat: Hell of a gun to spawn with. If he runs into a PMC, this could be fun.
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TacitusVigil: [It was not, in fact, fine]
 Alas_Babylon: Yeah, it kind of looks like a blur on stream
  amative1: Iced Tea!
 DiamondMX: Yeah, that craft assumes you're partially using the golden and ibuprofen
Anexmedia: Conveniently enough, that was buffed
BrindleBoar: 4 runs, ez
 dragonflare9: I've had that happen with airdrops, they do show up but not enough time to loot and leave
 Gascitygaming: Serge How's Returnal?
TheAinMAP: 
Anexmedia: Since this is a "friends group" what do y'all think of the idea they purposed for if you're friends with someone for so long you can drop items in raid to them?
 DiamondMX: It really changes a lot of things to make the maps persistant the way that The Cycle has.
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 NotCainNorAbel: what is each person's QoL change they would like to see?
 DiamondMX: It would eliminate the matchmaking time though
MWGNZ: better server selection options 
TacitusVigil: The question we're all wondering: Is James wearing pants or not? 
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 DiamondMX: Big QOL problem: Getting into a match (buy gear, loadout, evaluate tasks, choose map, matchmaking, enter match) should take < 5 mins. Ideally < 3
 DiamondMX: The more, the better. 2-3 to start with. But up to, maybe, 10? at max hideout?
Anexmedia: A trophy case in the hideout would be cool
MWGNZ: let us make a hole in the poop bucket without needing an awl, plenty of other sharp pointy things we got access too
Anexmedia: People are using insurance fraud to store space, why not turn into the skid?
WitchyTQ: I think you should have a bladder
WitchyTQ: and you gotta pee when in raid sometimes
 NotCainNorAbel: a lunch bag to hold food/water
 DiamondMX: Only if you can use it offensively.
 Alas_Babylon: Just becomes human Tamagotchi
WitchyTQ: mark your territory
MWGNZ: ^
Anexmedia: 100% on the pee campaign
BrindleBoar: Escape From Postal
TacitusVigil: James ate quick
 MehallD: Oh no! My boys!
 Anubix_007: your milkshake brought me to your yard
 BrowneePoints: I forgot to order Scout cookies
TacitusVigil: The raspberry Girl Scout cookies are apparently going for hundreds online.'
Anexmedia: Remember if you're going to buy Scout cookies order from Troup 6000, it's the homeless girls troup in NY
 Banrael: That's why I just have the store deliver food. That way they can't convince me to buy those delicious delicious cookies! Unless I get them online.. Oh no!
  Juliamon: I don't order cookies anymore, it's nearly impossible to avoid them wherever you go so I just pick them up when I see them
Anexmedia: There's an online only flavor that sounds awesome
 BrowneePoints: It's a massive pain in the butt to order them online
  Juliamon: not worth the $7 shipping cost to order them online
Anexmedia: I dont carry MULE anymore, since the update you need to be like 80kg to need it
 BrowneePoints: You got any NOS in that injector bro!?
 BrowneePoints: Righteous...righteous
Anexmedia: Some of us die light, often lol
MWGNZ: 
 dragonflare9: but Wheeler isn't playing....
 dragonflare9: also, nice RSH-12
TacitusVigil: #SameJames
 dougma: very CULTIST of you?
TehAmelie: greetings gentle shootymans
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/ModernHorribleEchidnaKlappa-ipctJsIJKDpuYCCI
 omdorastrix: He's got ESPn
Anexmedia: When they start wiggling at the Pro Tour
 DiamondMX: Someone wiggle at James.
Xed_Regulus: Arnold Palmer International?
 Alas_Babylon: There's an ad for Survivor going around that's been all like "See, look, we're real, we even have medical emergencies!" and I'm like "That doesn't prove anything, dawg"
TehAmelie: what if you have a friend off screen tattle for you
Anexmedia: Anne is a treat
MWGNZ: the thumbs up at the end
 Alas_Babylon: AnneMunition is a heckin' good one
TehAmelie: that is one funny looking long gun by the way
TheAinMAP: 
Xed_Regulus: I am switching between that and the Brier
 MrSarkhan:  
 Alas_Babylon: 
 jessicaengle: Good shootey mans think about safety first.
 Saintnex: 
Anexmedia: They make steel-toed crocs too
BrindleBoar: OSHA has no jurisdiction in Tarkov
 jessicaengle: @BrindleBoar Is that why they're always trying to escape?
 BrowneePoints: Hava Tagilla
MWGNZ: through the leg
 dragonflare9: it was hilarious
 BrowneePoints: You could say they're a....
 BrowneePoints: Tagilla Monster
Anexmedia: SJ6 + Obdo
Anexmedia: Er yea trim
 dragonflare9: or pop an sj12
MWGNZ: stream was fine for me
DoodlestheGreat: Not that I could see.
MWGNZ: sometimes obs be like that
 dragonflare9: that'
 dragonflare9: power sniper
 MatthewDennisMTG: lfg serge
MWGNZ:   
 dragonflare9: 100 meters now
 dragonflare9: sv-98
MWGNZ: 
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Anexmedia: Best state the game's ever been in
 Dumori: Stupid magic bullets
 Dumori: Cycle the bolt twice for a double shot
 dragonflare9: @Anexmedia the sad part is that it isn't false per se
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 dragonflare9: I've noticed more scavs having stims on them lately
Anexmedia: E226 is a real good one
 dragonflare9: ai scavs not players
Anexmedia: 226 connects to 222 and that's where the loot is
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: He almost did the thing!
 dragonflare9: scavs also press check
 LordZarano: Could've been in the highlights
 dragonflare9: if I can get Shturman's key found in raid, I can start using the AXMC
 dragonflare9: what part of tarkov shooter is Serge on?
 dragonflare9: also knowing about holding breath has been a game changer for me
 dragonflare9: path to lighthouse?
 dragonflare9: holy moly
 dragonflare9: sorry holey-moly
 LordZarano: @dragonflare9 You are now breathing manually?
 dragonflare9: @dragonflare9 there a button to hold your breath that stabilizes your shooting in game
 dragonflare9: must be power sniper
 NDCazzy: Glad you've all had your tetanus shots before running into that barb wire
 dragonflare9: that's sniper scav at power
 dragonflare9: Goons shouldn't be on shoreline rn
Xed_Regulus: Woo! Nunavut just won their first game at the Brier. Like, ever!
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  Juliamon: can't pickup horses club
 Matrim528: Sorry if this has come up already, but I only just learned about it: What are your guys' opinions on the recent reveal of how rampant the cheating on this game is?
 DiamondMX: Funko, are you saying it's *consistently* the exact number to kill you when the bug happens?
MWGNZ: the stream also only heard one shot
 DiamondMX: Huh, that's a very weird and specific bug.
MWGNZ: Joe smart
 Matrim528: That is totally fair. I was just curious because I only learned about it a couple hours ago.
 DiamondMX: @Matrim528 It has been touched on briefly, and you might get more detailed opinions on Funko's homestream vods from the day after the info was released. But I don't think any of them have any unexpected or hot takes on the issue.
JoeKim: my hot take. clearly not enough cheaterr
 PharaohBender27: @JoeKim 
 Matrim528: @DiamondMX Fair enough.
 dragonflare9: oh, welp, that was sanitar and co that I died to
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: The Doddles! They do nothing!
Anexmedia: Goons are on lighthouse, if y'all get near weather
 dragonflare9: @Anexmedia do mean water?
TwitchTVsFrank: I assume vpn is still broken
MWGNZ: TwitchTVsFrank sure is
TwitchTVsFrank: 
Anexmedia: @dragonflare9 They spawn at Weather station I'm pretty sure
 dragonflare9: you didn't have a supressor on the gun
 dragonflare9: @Anexmedia where is weather on lighthouse?
Anexmedia: Ah there's the confusion, I meant if they get near weather station on this map its safe because they're not there
 dragonflare9: gotcha
 dragonflare9: remember you need 50k euros for mentor
 dragonflare9: end of wet job
 dragonflare9: I have mentor and don't have SBiH done
Anexmedia: James pick a Pro Tour dream course you'd want to play
 dragonflare9: gotcha
Anexmedia: and why is it Augusta
 jessieimproved: You don't want to be in Augusta in the summer so
Anexmedia: I used to live near Oakmont and played that course a few times, 7/10 would recommend but not travel for
 dragonflare9: what was Serge's idea? I couldn't hear him
RTwo28: how late to the stream am I?
 SocraticMethod: !time
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 SocraticMethod: !uptime
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 TemporallyAwry: !updog
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BrindleBoar: going well
Anexmedia: Body blocked like a champ
 dragonflare9: 
MWGNZ: 
 dragonflare9: heal
  amative1: he almost did
  amative1: you're gonna use that whole AFAK
 SocraticMethod: The Zapp Brannigan tactics paid off
 dragonflare9: stim
  RayFK: Wait Joe aren't you supposed to not be here
  Juliamon: !backseat
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Anexmedia: @RayFK you don't tarkov on planes?
 manfred909: morning folks. how goes Tarky?
  RayFK: Nikita would think it's a hacker and permaban them Anex
  amative1: birb
  Feriority: Why did you steal that dead person's birb?
  amative1: @RayFK Flight cancelled due to no available pilot, rescheduled for tonight at 9 local
  RayFK: Yikes
 manfred909: they don't need it Feriority
 SocraticMethod: @Feriority Wasn't in their butt, the won't miss it anyway
 SocraticMethod: *they
Anexmedia: You'd think "Pilot" would be the first box on the checkllst
Anexmedia: or second right after "Plane"
  Feriority: @Feriority Well that was a much more cursed answer than I was expecting
 manfred909: second box. i'd put Plane first
 manfred909: dammit you got there
 Earthenone: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: Boxing Day
 SocraticMethod: @Feriority (Serge keeps calling Secure container, inventory which they keep after death, as butt)
 dragonflare9: could be in the basement?
  amative1: @Anexmedia tbf, they /had/ a pilot, but he's over on hours. would you believe that there's a maximum amount of hours one can fly in a day?
Anexmedia: Ok that makes more sense
  amative1: and yeah, I'd say pilot is second after "have plane"
Anexmedia: I sat next to a jump seating pilot flying out to Magic30 and the stories I heard
 SocraticMethod: @Anexmedia Yes. 24. Maybe +- few depending on timezone crossing
Anexmedia: plus he just stole so much food for us
Anexmedia: was a great trip
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @amative1 Maybe we could put "runway" somewhere under that
 dragonflare9: my scav that I'm currently using has a saiga-12 with the drum
 MrQBear: @amative1 That's typically where you want it, yes. If it's over the plane, you have other concerns, I imagine. ' -'
  amative1: I feel like we're getting into a plane-version of "the front fell off"
 SocraticMethod: @amative1 Or badly calibrated barometer :V
Gadora: @amative1 Why would you put a badly calibrated barometer so high on the checklist?
MWGNZ: 
 dragonflare9: grenadier! 
 MrQBear: @amative1 Very badly, but fair call!
 SocraticMethod: @Gadora 'cause if it's a well calibrated barometer, it would be lower on the list :V
  RayFK: I can't believe all the supports let the Hard Carry die
  RayFK: Amateurs
  RayFK: Funko has your complex knowledge of the mindset of the BSG Devs helped you?
BrindleBoar: yeah Funko and Nikita are drift-compatible 
 manfred909: 
 MatthewJudesGhost: Hacker confirmed
Anexmedia: Oh there's a Pens game tonight
Anexmedia: I now have choices
MWGNZ: run away!
 manfred909: bravely ran away
 dragonflare9: that seems like sanitar and co
MWGNZ:   
 dragonflare9: good shooting Serge
 GhostValv: wowie
Anexmedia: it's terrifying not hearing those shots
 DiamondMX: 
 Alas_Babylon: Serge, confirmed god gamer
 dragonflare9: med bag!
 dragonflare9: that's not Sani
 dragonflare9: that is
 dragonflare9: what quest do you need his keycard for? I thought that was a lightkeeper quest
 creasehearst: for  TerraGroup Employee
 dragonflare9: for some reason I thought that was a lightkeeper quest, not employee
 creasehearst: it's a peacekeeper quest
 dragonflare9: @creasehearst I just got quests crossed up in my head
 dragonflare9: just tap search for usually 100+ xp
 TemporallyAwry: Unique Sentences "It's worth touching every body ... that's dead"
 dragonflare9: yeah, it makes that quest easier, you can also barter them at Jaeger for a HK G28 Patrol
 dragonflare9: you get decon right after private clinic
 RockPusher: Please form an orderly Q to P
DoodlestheGreat: Mind your peas & carrots.
 TheElrad: your PMC looks likes they need a nap 
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 ShaneLeeAtk: T.a.r.k.e.y. M.a.l.a.r.k.e.y
 manfred909: fashion
  RayFK: you BARELY look different
 manfred909: yes fashion
 dougma: Confirmed today, the craft book can be found on Lighthouse at certain spawn points
 DiamondMX: @dougma Where is the info?
 dougma: Onepeg discovered on stream
 dragonflare9: yeah, those are his gunes
 dragonflare9: guns*
 dragonflare9: yes
 dragonflare9: him with the RPK is terrifying
 dragonflare9: which gun?
 dragonflare9: far forwards gps signal amplifier unit
  RayFK: Can't pay me to go on that boat
 RockPusher: The word of Beej is spreading…
MWGNZ: @RayFK anything particular about that cruise or just cruises in general?
 DiamondMX: Beej cannot be contained, Beej cannot be stopped. There is only one banana in the world who can save us now.
 dragonflare9: up on top?
 dragonflare9: nvm
 dragonflare9: not suppressed so not silent caliber
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 SocraticMethod: Die, James, Die is German for The, James, The. Happy hunting!
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 dragonflare9: it's in James's bag
 dragonflare9: or is that a different one
 manfred909: James needs two
 DiamondMX: This is why you wear one ghzel and carry the other. Less weight problems.
 manfred909: find a PMC and tkae there armor
 DiamondMX: Yeah, I expect to die either way, so I don't mind leaving with no armour.
MWGNZ: 
TehAmelie: if they shoot at me i'll simply step out of the way https://i.imgur.com/wtr6LW4.jpg
 dragonflare9: careful of scav camp
Xavbull: Terrifying
baskwalla: That was great
MWGNZ: 
 manfred909: got  those drum skills
 DiamondMX: You can move your head while hiding items, but if you let go of the freelook button, it cancels the placement timer.
 manfred909:    
DoodlestheGreat: How about a Gene Krupa solo?
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 Statist42: wow that was a great moment to join the stream. Hi friends! 
baskwalla: Who knew Funko was the Ringo of this team
BrindleBoar: no encore
MWGNZ: better or worse than cold canned peas?
 manfred909: I've done that Joe. it's not great but i was VERY hungry
DoodlestheGreat: FAT MEANS FLAVOR
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/WiseLivelyMagpieDeIlluminati-ndp_vGFi2rYNNZV9
 MatthewJudesGhost: Excuse me Joe I'm British I can absolutley imagine that
 DiamondMX: Cold peas are fine. Lukewarm Mayo is the real awful one.
 codatski: Look, college was rough
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Being not in Florida is, in general, to be desired.
 Arazien: Tarkov at its worst > Florida at its best
 Natimus_Prime: If it's been sitting in the sun for a while it won't be *that* cold.
 DiamondMX: What are you playing tonight, Funko?
 MatthewJudesGhost: Heroes of Barcadia is a lot of very silly fun, I played it at Joes PaxU event.
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  amative1: I think Funko was next to you looting that corpse while you were dealing with Dylan's stuff
 DiamondMX: James trying to get Dylan banned for RMTing.
  RayFK: I fucking hated that
 Wicker_Guide: Hello Fello James'
DoodlestheGreat: Time to rotate fluids, recharge batteries, and adumbrate the elephant.
Ivalenz_: !break
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 Wicker_Guide: @DoodlestheGreat always get consent before adumbrating your elephant
Xavbull: Urinate, hydrate, meditate
  amative1: Hi Ashley
DoodlestheGreat: @Xavbull craminate
  amative1: Hi!
 matthaus_c: wash the hit room
Anexmedia: There's water in pizza right?
Xavbull: @Xavbull I'll try to put that into my mantra
 codatski: I'm just watching my partner game
 Wicker_Guide: there is no water in crystalline salt
 LurkerSpine: ^
 Wicker_Guide: but basically everything organic has at least some water
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: But you need water to make most salts
 RockPusher: Just chow down on some desiccated coconut
 LurkerSpine: low on food?
 LordZarano: Gulp down some plain oil
  amative1: 22:23
 dragonflare9: it's needed for kappa/lightkeeper
DoodlestheGreat: @Wicker_Guide Like a charcoal briquet!
Xavbull: Chanting Bloody Mary into the mirror
 DigitalSeahorse: !next
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7gorobei: candyman candyman candyman
  RayFK: YESSSSSS
MWGNZ: 
  RayFK: BLOOD HAS BEEN SPILLED
  RayFK: I AM SATED
 RockPusher: 
MatthewJudesGhost: Haha No Survivors
Xavbull: friendly fire o7
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 Earthenone: !findquote blood
  LRRbot: Quote #7354: "Yeah, some of them have blood." —Cori [2020-11-17]
 Tripleyew: ‘Afternoon, Escapers, and howdy all
ALEISmALPTO: how bad is your connection: the  stream is at minimum res and it still cuts, while there is nothing network related in the background
ALEISmALPTO: i hate my life
MWGNZ: 1080p working fine for me
ALEISmALPTO: my connection is bad
ALEISmALPTO: forget it i am completely pissed
ALEISmALPTO: and ther it goes
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Got a little time and need a break. We've got some stream highlights to help with that! | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiJFdPtSCZ0 || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1632162147299135488
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ALEISmALPTO: OH my connection is back up
ALEISmALPTO: f'in finally, now i can see james normally
  amative1: woo
 manfred909: spare gun
 ununseptium: nice
 SocraticMethod: nice
  Bengineering: i saw james taking a sip of water from the straw and thought he was vaping
 matthaus_c: he has that energy
  Sarah_Serinde: That is some real shade from the Twitch prediction
  amative1: tbf, I ran it at start of break, so people probably weren't paying attention
  Sarah_Serinde: Still funny though 
 matthaus_c: we were all being good and doing breaktime selfcare
 ElektroTal: what kind of mine craft is this
 dragonflare9: for what?
goombalax: LandMine GunCraft
 dragonflare9: trooper is 4, thorax only
CrazymattCaptain: it was fun seeing if the system would refund my points as the only one to put points in
DoodlestheGreat: TOZ!
 ElektroTal: the last shooter game i played was quake 3, so, uh
 dragonflare9: RFB, SR-25
  RayFK: @Bengineering He's too old
MWGNZ: @RayFK maybe youtube served him some vape nation videos and he got influenced
 dragonflare9: water treament plant storage room key is very good
 matthaus_c: @MWGNZ true, like how he got into watches 
 dragonflare9: Water treatment storage room key is good but the lock is in building 2
 dragonflare9: water treatment plant storage room key, soory
 dragonflare9: sprry*
 matthaus_c: Vapes Turner
Boon_33: #vapinboyJames
 RockPusher: Cotton Ripping Turner
 dragonflare9: sorry* man I'm typing badly
  Sarah_Serinde: RockPusher 
 dragonflare9: why did you say that?
 RockPusher:   
  RayFK: JoeKim can fix that
 matthaus_c: Tarky Malarky Spreadsheet Project
 LordZarano: If you ping out I'll make bank. I'll be able to modify so many emotes
 dragonflare9: it's very good
 GhostValv: 
 RockPusher:  
  amative1: @matthaus_c Spreadsheet Party
  amative1: @LordZarano 165-170, so looks like a no
DoodlestheGreat: Everybody go to labs, we're doing too good.
 matthaus_c: @amative1 is that what it's called when everyone gets naked and speedruns Excel
 dragonflare9: chalets should be dead south
 dragonflare9: oh no, you are on the backside of water treatment
 dragonflare9: no I'm just confused
 LordZarano: @LordZarano Ah well, guess I'll just have to settle for watching them play
 dragonflare9: pmc on the mountain east sniping?
MWGNZ:  
goombalax: wow that happened fast
 dragonflare9: on the grotto rocks?
  amative1: got 'em
 dragonflare9: integrally suppressed dvl can be nearly silent
 dragonflare9: through the pipe?
  amative1: ouch
MWGNZ: 
 Nigouki: cuz you said you havn't died yet
goombalax: alright I'm up on gamba today
ALEISmALPTO: darn it
MWGNZ: so many channel points now
 dragonflare9: grotto rocks or east mountain?
 dragonflare9: what?
 dragonflare9: I think the book can spawn on the blue shelves inside building 2
 dragonflare9: I've gotten multiple virtex there this wipe
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 Sorator13: ahoy tarkie malarkies!
  amative1: It's time to conquer LRRth
 Sorator13: Is this a new wipe, or continuing on the same one?
  amative1: same wipe
 creasehearst: next wipe is still something like 4 months away at least
 Sorator13: that's what I thought; couldn't remember
 Wicker_Guide: It's a Me: Corpsio
  amative1: Ooh, get your own tag!
 RockPusher: He said the thing! 
 Wicker_Guide: point of confusion: is "Rogue" a new kind of NPC?
  amative1: Running that train... carryin' Propane...
MatthewJudesGhost: Propane Promane, time to start the flammmee
 manfred909: yes Wicker_Guide
 Sorator13: 
 Wicker_Guide: Like an assault/midrange-focused sniper scav I'm guessing?
 DiamondMX: Do you think Rogues were included in the 30% boss response time nerf?
 ElektroTal: what happens if tarkov catches you?
  Juliamon: Bro, let's unite?
Boon_33: war is war, but 20$ is 20$
 DiamondMX: Not spawn chance, but response time.
DoodlestheGreat: Oooo... Quarter point for each if you.
 dragonflare9: @Wicker_Guide they are former USEC and they use mounted weapons
 dragonflare9: yup
 dragonflare9: 20 not 30
  amative1: Different prediction this time
 dragonflare9: it's ceramic so no
 Earthenone: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  4:20 PM
 matthaus_c: nice
WC_Kinghorn: Have you guys tried Streets much?
ALEISmALPTO: and now i gotta get some sleep. toodaloo!
 Sorator13: have good sleep!
 dragonflare9: they need to tune the scav swarms on streets imo
 dragonflare9: night raids are the way to go for streets quests
 dragonflare9: I meant the number of ai scavs
WC_Kinghorn: Shooter born on Streets is fun.
 dragonflare9: down the main road as well
 DiamondMX: lol, that works?  I should do that.
 dragonflare9: careful above
 dragonflare9: trainyard past the rogues
 NotCainNorAbel: poor poo rPMC that shows up
 dragonflare9: I looted the island all the time last wipe
 dragonflare9: goons reported on lighthouse be careful
 dragonflare9: 2nd chalet
 dragonflare9: they might not be in this raid but who knows
 dragonflare9: the "safes"
 dragonflare9: also I think the book could spawn in building 2, on the blue shelves, where the virtex spawns are
 dragonflare9: 9-12 players on lighthouse
 dragonflare9: that's on the mountain
 dragonflare9: behind 3
 dragonflare9: east side mountains
 dragonflare9: best loot spawns are inside 2
 dragonflare9: tech spawns*
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 dragonflare9: that's 1 and a scav
 dragonflare9: corporate secrets is in 1 and 2
 dragonflare9: building 1
WC_Kinghorn: Didn’t you need the helicopter back near 3?
 dragonflare9: you should have northern checkpoint and train
liono76: just win
WC_Kinghorn: Also didn’t Funko need to go on top of the roofs?
 dragonflare9: you need a jammer
 dragonflare9: OR=jammer drug lab=camera
 dragonflare9: helo is in the middle of the treatment plant
WC_Kinghorn: Did it cancel your jammer???
WC_Kinghorn: Ok, good… always worries about it with this game
  amative1: OK, how much XP did he earn
WC_Kinghorn: I have played it for 4 years now, never trusted it enough to try marking
  amative1: 9!
 DiamondMX: Same thing for the tank marking quests. iirc, you only need to mark *some* of them, but it doesn't tell you which until you've touched them once.
DoodlestheGreat: See ya, Funko!
 NotCainNorAbel: see ya Funko
 fiftymcnasty: Now you can get that sweet puffy jacket
  amative1: tuuuuube
DoodlestheGreat: It's something.
 dumbo3k: Fence felt bad for teammates getting shot
TehAmelie: Escape from Tailor
KeytarCat: Oh right, this one's live, hi all!
DoodlestheGreat: Rotate fluids, dump solids, hamstring the banana fish.
TehAmelie: i feel like i'm the only one who tries coming up with variations of "Fashion Souls" for other game names
KeytarCat: To Slay in Tarkov
TehAmelie: Threadborne. . .Dress Effect. . .its a rich vein of wordplay
TehAmelie: i love that one
TehAmelie: hi again!
TheAinMAP: 
 brainbosh: I've heard LEDX can be found most places now
 DiamondMX: If Serge has a kill at X distance quest, he may want to grab a rangefinder and put it in his Special slots.
Hollocho: BP > BT > BS
 DiamondMX: I think you have those backwards, @Hollocho
 DiamondMX: Unless you just mean them as arrows, rather than greater than symbols.
Hollocho: @DiamondMX Its correct tho, idk what u mean
 dougma: 27
 DiamondMX: 33
pimiento: 8
gigglemancer: 43
Hollocho: 45
RTwo28: Level 9 or so rn
 Aarek: like 3 I think
SnowBuddy18: 0
  amative1: 
TwitchTVsFrank: 
Hollocho: LRR content in general
 Wicker_Guide: you dying is fun 
 Athelgar: im just here for LRR content
 Angnor33: Enjoy watching.
 Angnor33: And love LRR
 chrono2x: I am here only for the LRR boys, I could actually care less about Tarkov
 gsyhiap: @Athelgar Same
 Dog_of_Myth: Enjoy watching
 DiamondMX: I do enjoy James finding new holes to fall through.
ghyllnox: o/
 codatski: Much prefer watching, have zero desire to play myself
 Daisyg1313: I’m here just for you nerds the game doesn’t really matter aha
SnowBuddy18: I'm here for LRR, not Tarkov
Wrestl1ngDood: 14 and me cause i'm bad at game
pimiento: 
 NotCainNorAbel: I don't have the time to play this game.  So watching people that have the time is great.
  Juliamon: I'm here because I'm a mod
RTwo28: You guys are the reason I got into Tarkov, so thanks for pain
 chrono2x:   
TwitchTVsFrank: Enjoy tarkov but only watch you joe and funko
 gsyhiap: @Juliamon 
  amative1: Hi!
 SergeYager: more like THREE
 Wicker_Guide: 
  amative1: I'm a second mod
 NotCainNorAbel:   
  Sarah_Serinde: Serge I don't understand that sentence
  amative1: Serge you don't count
 VonShnigglewitz: im here for fun
 Dog_of_Myth: Thanks Mods
 Aarek: who gave serge a sword?
  Juliamon: We do have three, counting Sarah
  amative1: Crew shouldn't have swords...
TehAmelie: can you shoot and sword at the same time?
 VonShnigglewitz: im here to get killed by JoeKim
 letfireraindown: This is just good consistent TV when I'm doing saturday things.  Chores and games.
 SergeYager: hate Joe Kim, actually the worst
  Juliamon: You only did that because LRRbot needed to be updated
  Juliamon: It failed to recognize the dong
 e_bloc: 210     talkov simulator
7gorobei: escape from taiko drums
pimiento: the tree giveth, the tree... doesn't do that.
Hollocho: There a Armor repair kit respawn on the blue "wardrobe" behind u
Hollocho: No, the one you were aiming
Hollocho: Near the door
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KeytarCat: Forgot breakfast, chocolate croissant for lunch, pizza for dinner.  I need to find something to add to that list because it's not right as it stands
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pimiento: @KeytarCat milkshake?
 fiftymcnasty: Is James a scav? what is that gun hes using
 Wicker_Guide: @KeytarCat sounds like time for poutine
SnowBuddy18: poutine time
 Wicker_Guide: @KeytarCat o7 we honor your sacrifice in the name of greater grease
pimiento: @KeytarCat [solemn nodding]
KeytarCat: *taps begins*
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Boon_33: desk pop?
Boon_33: 
 LurkerSpine: I hate customs, because I get killed so often there
Hollocho: Streets is hella fun, but the map is currently bad optimised
Hollocho: Same, i usually get 80-90fps on all maps. When i comes to streets it barely runs at 30fps 
SnowBuddy18: I'm here to drink milk and kill scavs, and I'm all out of milk
 Dog_of_Myth: I'll make the prediction interesting
  amative1: Just the usual
pimiento: Asia's been separate from Singapore and China for a while now
 Aygar: which map is this?
pimiento: Customs
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Hollocho: Sir, i think your tummy hurts. idk why
KeytarCat: A medkit for Grizzly injuries?
 Lord_Hosk: James, stop eating bullets, it gives you the tummy rumbles
 Dog_of_Myth: @KeytarCat It's unbearable.
 Wicker_Guide: eh, all's well that dies eventually
KeytarCat: Lit up op like you got lit up
 DiamondMX: Time to nade dorms?
KeytarCat: That was a long way for a short rifle
 Lord_Hosk: take a chance
 brainbosh: Fire once then see where it lands
Hollocho: I just randomly shoot that area
 DiamondMX: Reddit says: "You can see the building through the scope with the angle at 5.7, moving up and down a little to pepper the walls"
pimiento: @Lord_Hosk Jackie Chans?
Ivalenz_: 
Hollocho: That shoots 3-story stairs
 DiamondMX: Now you just need some carrots and the James diet is complete.
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 Orastes: Hope its a good night for One More James
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 fiftymcnasty: Labs
Hollocho: Woods for Shturman kills!
 Dog_of_Myth: 500     Huzzah for being wrong
KeytarCat: 👀
Hollocho: Wish i could run into you guys 
TwitchTVsFrank: Has anyone lagged out this evening?
TwitchTVsFrank: Nice
Hollocho: You can craft LedX now, just need that goddam rare book
 brainbosh: Someone told me you can get ledx from any med container now, not sure how true it is
Hollocho: @brainbosh Can find LedX from any medical respawn, just extremely rare
RTwo28: I feel like Scavs sometimes just vanish
CavemanKellen: that sounded 545
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Boon_33: wow that guy had alot of healing
 Wicker_Guide: is like half the map dead in this one valley now?
Kuolar: You also have sugar in your secure
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 EdmundJuniper:     
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 Wicker_Guide: the nerd and the jock, except it's the golf fanatic and the normal-lifer
  amative1: zero
 LurkerSpine: I hate extract weeklies, i have zero interest in doing them
 Dog_of_Myth: On brand
TheAinMAP: 
Boon_33: 
 GhostValv: 
 NotCainNorAbel: 500 - Thanks for the stream
   LoadingReadyRun: twitch.tv/el_funko
  amative1: !tarkov
  LRRbot: Other members of the Tarkov Squad can be found at: Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager El_Funko: twitch.tv/El_Funko Joe Kim: twitch.tv/joekim Dylan: twitch.tv/VonShnigglewitz
 Lord_Hosk: El_funko, never heard of him is he nice?
 62MGcobra:   
 Lord_Hosk:   
 laundreydhull: Tarkov: The Mordor Toure?
DarthRagnar815: Escape From Nuzlock?
 DiscordianTokkan: Escape from Standkarv
 DiscordianTokkan: *kov
 NotCainNorAbel: you should do scheduling for work
 CAKHost: Escape from Tarkov: Gamer Edition
 CAKHost: Thanks for the stream!
 laundreydhull: Tsk ur cards, TSK Their Cards!!....
mambearz: Bye!
DoodlestheGreat: !storm
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TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
  Juliamon: There's a new highlight reel on the Youtube if anyone missed it!
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