Is This Your Card? || Slay the Spire

 PMAvers: Bionic FARM
gideon_not_graves: man, SMIDGE IS THE BEST
 RandomTrivia: Awwww
 Greyah: The hookshot is fantastic for doing air combos.
 RandomTrivia: Chekhov's Forklifts are all over the place
gideon_not_graves: but we can't be forklift certified 
HeirSquared: Dash also lets you keep your Style Meter up during moments when you can't hit enemies!
kersmushh: why would you need a forklift when you have a hookshot, though?
 RandomTrivia: @gideon_not_graves I guarantee you that Chai has not thought about that
Bionull: Leads you to believe that we must find our father's killer?
gideon_not_graves: @kersmushh uhh is there a hookshot certification?
 Salbastro: Recreational Forklifting?
 djalternative: it's Arnie!
 RandomTrivia: (as long as you are not doing so in a public space)
SaxPython: #FunkLift
ThatGenieProblem: I mean sure, but without certification you are NSFW
  mtvcdm: There ain't no rule that says you can't take a forklift onto the interstate.
gideon_not_graves: I mean... we ARE in Production right now. We do need that certification
 BrowneePoints: OH one of the composers(like the one from this stage) was Capcom's composer for Monster Hunter and Hyrule Warriors!
gideon_not_graves: you can... abuse the cleaning robots
 BrowneePoints: WAIT THE METAL GEAR SOLID COMPOSER WORKED ON THIS TOO!
gideon_not_graves: for more money
 Greyah: Correct. Fire is hot.
gideon_not_graves: BEST BOI
kersmushh: fire: so hot right now
 laundreydhull: 
  mtvcdm: Smidge, the magnet is not for cuddling
kersmushh: IT CAN BE THOUGH
 BrowneePoints: Okay so that makes PERFECT Sense for why the music is so good Ian. The two lead composers worked on Monster Hunter(Reo Uratani) and Metal Gear Solid/Zone of the Enders! (Shuichi Kobori)
 djalternative: money is a way to facilitate a large scale barter economy
gideon_not_graves: it's bonus
 ArcOfTheConclave: you wouldn't download a car
FormOfSquirrel: Oo! Graffiti! *Right Click + Save As*
TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/SneakySneakyWheelPanicVis-_Do7aYBPPCiCGfXx
  Tetroga: I mean shit, wasn't there that guy who sold a Banksy that was on his building's wall by having the wall cut out? xD
 NightValien28: yay statue
 laundreydhull: Ha. Mustard Gold Bust.
SaxPython: #WhatAThrill
gideon_not_graves: attack on beat to get money
 PMAvers: Style Adjudicators!
 BrowneePoints: XD
kersmushh: in the DMC, we call this a combo adjudicator 
 r10pez10: pentatonic scale doing a lot of great work here
gideon_not_graves: Kung Fu Cat
  mtvcdm: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Wheeler is jamming some Slay the Spire on Is This Your Card? Game: Slay the Spire) at Sun 06:00 PM PST (48s from now).
 NightValien28: 808 is the best
SaxPython: Combat reminds me of Arkham Asylum with more color
  mtvcdm: !patreon
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Chaser617: afraid of?
  mtvcdm: !discord
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kusinohki: would heather like the nickname of "the human metronome" ??
ConjugateVoices: Fear not that which you love
  mtvcdm: !youtube
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 BrowneePoints: Arcadey, but offers challenge, and is just stylish as hell
ConjugateVoices: embrace the jam
  mtvcdm: !mastodon
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 djalternative: oh dang. we are done already. i was hoping we'd make it to Rekka today
 Greyah: @ConjugateVoices No, jam comes later.
  mtvcdm: !schedule
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gideon_not_graves: JAM
  mtvcdm: !homestreams
  LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/alexsteacy | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Jeremy White: twitch.tv/jrhwhite | Kathleen: twitch.tv/BraveNewFaves | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Nelson: twitch.tv/coachnelly | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler
gideon_not_graves: This is a checkpoint
ThatGenieProblem: This game absolutely set out to be a Saturday morning cartoon and it nails it
gideon_not_graves: when you leave, you can continue
gideon_not_graves: from this point
 NightValien28: if I am not wrong it autosaves after every fight
 ArcOfTheConclave: cat typing
 Darleysam: really glad you're enjoying it, it rules
  mtvcdm: We might want more than March
 iris_of_ether: 
ThatGenieProblem: Thank you!
 benjamin_wheeler: hi fi rush, im ben
 shurtal: game came out in january, it's alreayd on so many people's "Best of the Year" short lists, and it TOTALLY deserves it
gideon_not_graves: GJ Guys 
floofynewf subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 35 months!
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SaxPython: @benjamin_wheeler thanks Dad
Chaser617: oh the vods get uploaded to youtube? becuase I'd kind'a like to watch this again
  mtvcdm: !store
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  Juliamon: Chaser617 It can take up to 2 weeks to get uploaded depending on how Youtube is feeling
 Rourke9: Hey Check It Out is a GREAT podcast, was just cleaning my apartment to the latest episode today
 cosarprime: Yes
 cosarprime: They do
 Dog_of_Myth: They do
HoloTheWiseWolf_: yes they work on vods
 BrowneePoints: Somewhat. but Twitch is in a constant arms race
SnowBuddy18: usually
 SkylerRingtail: They stopped working for me a year ago
HoloTheWiseWolf_: but not live
 PMAvers: Or you can just have a broken Twitch account like mine that doesn't show ads ever.
SnowBuddy18: they definitely work on YouTube
 gualdhar: sometimes Twitch finds a way to block the ad blockers, but not usually
stichz612: they do not work
 LordZarano: uBO absolutely does work on youtube
SaxPython: 
Chaser617: I freely admit I'm horrible at these games so I like to see others do well at them
gideon_not_graves: OOF
  Juliamon: LordZarano Same here, more people should use uBO
  mtvcdm: That niche title Goldenye
 benjamin_wheeler: ityc is hardly mid
 Pteraspidomorphi: uBO is the one. There's also a good one on android if you have fdroid
 shurtal: Callisto Protocol is PEAK mid
 Pteraspidomorphi: Can't recall the name atm
 benjamin_wheeler: its niche dogshit that ppl will email me about 7 years from now
 gualdhar: sppoky mid that's actually dead space is still generous
 MrGibberish: Ian and Heather are enjoying that hi fi RUSH
DEATHlikescats: Goldeneye brings me back to 2000
duckace11: Hi Wheeler
 MrGibberish: !storm
  LRRbot: Today's storm count: 11 (new subscribers: 1, returning subscribers: 10, new patrons: 0), bits cheered: 100, new followers: 6
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 benjamin_wheeler: 2 year anniversary baby
 Phailhammer: cya 
 Strebenherz: See ya Rhyhm Cafe, thank you for stream!
 asthanius: 7 year pre-versary for emailing Benjamin, I guess
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 niccus: what have we learned after 2 years of cards and card-like objects
 r10pez10: damn, we emailing ben?
KeytarCat: @Pteraspidomorphi Twire?
 RealGamerCow: is this a Pagliacci?
 asthanius: Wait, twitch is saying it didn’t go offline. Is this the same vod and will Heather get mad?
 r10pez10: there was definitely an offline section
 asthanius: Huh, the stream timer is still going for me
RunningMonkeys: The uptime for me looks less than 2 hours for me.
 asthanius: Says 2 hours 8 minutes
 asthanius: Weird
 r10pez10: yeah weird i've got that on Chatty
 YeetTheRich_: !updog
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 13:50. 
 asthanius: Shrug Emoji
 RandomTrivia: If you refresh, or click on "LoadingReadyRun" then click it a second time to come back, it should update
theamc2000: Card
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SaxPython:  
 Sibwow: this is a strange phone bit
duckace11: Wheeler got fancy
 lesbianpunkpyromancer20: can some one help me open this ice cream i bought for tonight :((
 YeetTheRich_: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 MAPBoardgames: Is it my birthday?
 AllTheWeasels:  
 Sibwow: my wife
 RandomTrivia: 
gideon_not_graves: BIRTHDAY!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 RandomTrivia: Yep, there it is!
 DeM0nFiRe: 🎂
MantisMind: HB
SaxPython: Magnificent
 Rourke9: Birthday!!!
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to HAPPY_BIRTHDAY! They have given 1508 Gift Subs in the channel!
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 Dog_of_Myth: 
 r10pez10: !clip
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gideon_not_graves: 
Haroldholmes25: 
 Dog_of_Myth: o7
 RandomTrivia:    
AllTheWeasels subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 34 months, currently on a 34 month streak!
 AllTheWeasels: Happy birthday ITYC
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 chronically_poor: ooohhh
 lightfut: 👏👏👏👏👏
 Simonark: The timeline seems to be collapsing in on itself again.
gideon_not_graves:    
 YeetTheRich_: oh god my head
JakeKamas: Thank you Wheeler
Haroldholmes25: "new"
 YeetTheRich_: good job
 asthanius: Natural born comedian
duckace11: Bravo
MantisMind: SLAY THE SPIRE 
gideon_not_graves: 10 bucks for a SLICE?
 zed_alpha: Ey happy birthday!
 Simonark: You deserve fancy cheesecake.
duckace11: 10 CA that us
 djalternative: did you get the googley eye mod, Wheeler?
 Sibwow: so for the third birthday is that gonna be a whole ass cake cooked by your mother?
coopdawg_22 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 57 months!
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 AllTheWeasels: ok but did you bring enough for everyone?
Haroldholmes25: really glad they give you access to james' credit card for this stream
duckace11: by year 4 we are going to be getting Wheeler eats the whole thing
 rosesmcgee: 2 years? that's almost a year.
gideon_not_graves: be careful of cat eating the cheese cake
 benjamin_wheeler: !patreon
  LRRbot: 2633 patrons for a total of $20,764.17 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
 r10pez10: hahaha
 RandomTrivia: Good bit Wheeler
gideon_not_graves: nice...
 RandomTrivia: 
 Pharmacistjudge: you just get the same cheesecake...you just make it into a circle
 RandomTrivia: #ConsumateProfessional
 YeetTheRich_: mukbang is a card game
 djalternative: any circular cheesecake is a whole cheesecake
 Simonark: By year five you'll just have to stick your head in a whole trifle. Maybe a swimming cap, out of the tarp budget?
 Sibwow: wheelie breakers?
 r10pez10: is it anime
 asthanius: Slay the whatnow?
 YeetTheRich_: no anime 
Sibwow gifted a Tier 1 sub to r10pez10! They have given 3 Gift Subs in the channel!
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 djalternative: are we doing vanilla or a whole slew of mods?
MantisMind: Slay the spire rules
 SnackPak_: o7 anime
 MurphEP: Slay, queen (the Spire)
 RandomTrivia:  Pffft, I forgot about the profile name 
theamc2000: Minet
  r10pez10: it was a bit?
MantisMind: this game is a masterpiece
duckace11: it's going to be a board game soon
 Simonark: I hear game audio, am I hallucinating?
h3rsh3yb4r: did I miss the birthday cake bit?
Kirgo: Slay the Spire famous and known from Deadcells.
 SpleenLord: Have you tried the downfall mod?
 djalternative: have you tried a daily climb, wheeler?
 Sibwow: defect is easy just take the power cards
 YeetTheRich_: 
MantisMind: the watcher is the hardest imo
  r10pez10: last time you played i remember a really broken defect run
Scarbble: aw yeah, let's ponder some orbs
 zed_alpha: Defect is amazing. I love 0-cost card defect runs
 YeetTheRich_: yuuup
gideon_not_graves: Lightning Defect is best defect
Kirgo: @MantisMind Why would you think that?
 Sibwow: you could stream watching it
theamc2000: I have no clue how to silent
 SpleenLord: Big Deck Defect!
 djalternative: Wheeler, if you want anime, there's a mod that adds an anime PC
rembe0: silent draw decks are fun but hard to get going
gideon_not_graves: ooh Curse iron clad is funny
MantisMind: @Kirgo hardest to build the deck
 computercolinx: Orbs are eggs!
 YeetTheRich_: there are SO MANY good mods
 Simonark: At least, the stream for me, a big baby who plays too much Slay the Spire without much skill.
 tehfewl: O R B
duckace11: I love the silent but then again It turns out I just love Damage over time effects in my rouge likes
gideon_not_graves: Ponder time
 Sibwow: orbs are for chumps you want to go for POWERS
Kirgo: @MantisMind I suppose. Dont agree with that but I guess it may be subjective.
 RandomTrivia: !heychat
  LRRbot: Please ONLY offer advice when the streamer uses the phrase "Hey, chat...". Let them try to learn the game on their own, even if it means they miss a thing or two.
 benjamin_wheeler: !heychat
  LRRbot: Please ONLY offer advice when the streamer uses the phrase "Hey, chat...". Let them try to learn the game on their own, even if it means they miss a thing or two.
 djalternative: There's some really good expansion level mods that we can suggest to you if you want some real twists to the gameplay
 tehfewl: Claw is Law. No Claw is Flaw.
 SnackPak_: 
  Juliamon: We got to introduce it to Graham last week!
 YeetTheRich_: always take claw and chat will be on your side
 TheMandrew: oh man, we blew Graham's mind with the Hey Chat command
 MurphEP: Contributed a lot of anime
 RealGamerCow: Didn't serge add "Heychat" to his home stream?
gideon_not_graves: time to enjoy the pondering RAW
  r10pez10: do you mean your new york accent
 Sibwow: oh claw is good too
Kirgo: Caw caw! Claw is law! Caw caw!
mhbmk2: Random rare imo
enderofman: What's with the whale
 Pharmacistjudge: but i am judge.  pedantry is part of the job
gideon_not_graves: I would've chosen Chocolate Cake @benjamin_wheeler
 djalternative: I will voice my opinion but I by no means call myself an expert who's advice should be considered as law
 RealGamerCow: If you feel like backseating, just go watch the "Oh, good for you" Christian Bale video
 SpleenLord: Whale = Neow God of Rebirth
gideon_not_graves: clap
 MurphEP: I've never played this game, so I'll be speaking with maximum confidence
enderofman: @SpleenLord thanks!
 SnackPak_: roll those dice
 RandomTrivia: Good CD-I LoZ reference streamer
DrChillbrain: these are the faces of evil
Kirgo: Always snipe bosses. 
 djalternative: you need two of them to not be fights
gideon_not_graves: don't people read the bones, not roll them?
  r10pez10: dice used to be made of bone
Scarbble: they do both
  r10pez10: also you throw them to read them
 Sibwow: theyre al block cards
 Sibwow: thats the meme right
  r10pez10: eat the bones
gideon_not_graves: date the bones
 djalternative: fillet the bones
gideon_not_graves: O R B
duckace11: oh right I forget you can do that
Kirgo: örba
 SpleenLord: Take the bones to a nice dinner
 Sibwow: you have 3 slots
 Sibwow: you only have 1 orn
Kirgo: örbs
 Sibwow: orb even
 SkylerRingtail: M'orb
Kirgo: Örbs bröther.
Scarbble: got the morbs
gideon_not_graves: It's literally...ORBING TIME
 Sibwow: nope it evokes the rightmost orb not left
 tehfewl: wrong side, but close enough
Haroldholmes25: thanks sib
 RandomTrivia: I love the part where Ben says "It's Orbin' time" and then orbs all over the enemies
Kirgo: My favourite part is when the Defect said "Its Orbin time" and orbed all over the enemies.
mhbmk2: Ez beam
Kirgo: @RandomTrivia Damn. Beat me to it.
 SpleenLord: 3 fine cards
Haroldholmes25: 
  r10pez10: !chat
  LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
 RandomTrivia: @Kirgo  same braincell
Kirgo: 
 WiJohn: Death egg
gideon_not_graves: favorite 3 words
Haroldholmes25: it's that easy
 djalternative: we're still in this
gideon_not_graves: ponder the orb
 djalternative: we got one more chance for free boss
 SpleenLord: Love me some Overclock
mhbmk2: How many forc3d hallway fights are there? 1 or 2
 TheThirdTail: ymmv, but it's fun
mhbmk2: You dont want that rn
Gadora: That card can be good. Or it can be bad.
 Rourke9: @mhbmk2 there was only the first one
 DiamondMX: I think overclock is good if you have a way of getting rid of the burns. But 2 cards for cluttering your deck isn't a great deal imo.
gideon_not_graves: 0 mana draw 2 potential 5 damage on draw
 SpleenLord: If your deck is big enough you'll never draw the burn
gideon_not_graves: it's not back
yatagarasu1177: but what does it let you do?
 djalternative: you can still get the free fight wheeler, it's 3 not two fights
mhbmk2: You still have a chance
 RandomTrivia: Mmmm, always feels good to get revenge on Jaw Worm with the freebie
mhbmk2: Vulnerable is better
 DiamondMX: And then it costs 0 after that.
 Sibwow: a frorb as we call thhem
 RandomTrivia: !heychat
  LRRbot: Please ONLY offer advice when the streamer uses the phrase "Hey, chat...". Let them try to learn the game on their own, even if it means they miss a thing or two.
mhbmk2: Beam cell is one of the best attacks
gideon_not_graves: notebook?
 Sibwow: there is a 'cards that cost zero' archetype for defect
 tehfewl: tier lists don't really work for slay....
mhbmk2: High upgrade priority too
 DiamondMX: Huh, I didn't know there was a StS tier list.
 djalternative: the tier list is heavily dependant on which build you can pick up
 SoldieroFortune: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 20:41.
duckace11: I thought that was for silent Sibwow
 Sibwow: there is the shiv deck for silent and claw for defect
  r10pez10: gideon_not_graves
  r10pez10: handy dandy notebook got me good
 DiamondMX: Huh, I thought Beam Cell was pretty good in my games. But then I do like 0 cost cards 
  r10pez10: also i pressed enter too early
 YeetTheRich_: if my maths is correct we have a 71% chance to still get the 1 hp boss
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 YeetTheRich_: 80% now
 Simonark: If you're doing the 0 cost spell deck, you'll take Beam Cell but you won't be thrilled about it?
yatagarasu1177: it's great
 kumatsu: tierlist also probably goes off of having everything unlocked, too
kusinohki: read enough tier lists and you will see every card is the worst or best depending on who wrote the list...
yatagarasu1177: it's unplayable
 RandomTrivia:  
 Rourke9: @YeetTheRich_ we have already used all three
 Valbatross_: I have a great distrust of tier lists
gideon_not_graves: @r10pez10 I live to please
 Sibwow: you gotta do silly voices hell yeah
duckace11: the tierlist just says: pick what you want chat is wrong.
mhbmk2: Beam cell is 3 dmg + 50% of all attacks on the turn, that tier list is on something lol
 Simonark: It costs a LOT less than 175 to get rid of the curse at a shop.
 YeetTheRich_: @Rourke9 a fuck i shouldn't have tabbed out to do math 
 RealGamerCow: seems like a trustworthy bloke
 TheThirdTail: tierlist are a great way to go from minimal knowledge to medium knowledge, but become less helpful after that
JakeKamas: What
 Rourke9: Could you link the tier list? that sounds really helpful
JakeKamas: What's the site Wheeler is using?
mhbmk2: Beam cell + strike + strike makes 0 mana 9 dmg 1 card
 DiamondMX: I also think it might matter what Ascendancy level you're on. I think cards can change how good they are when the game gets harder.
duckace11: So this teirlist of the LRR crew with you at S is ok? 
 Valbatross_: My only real issue with tierlists is that this game is incredibly context sensitive
 YeetTheRich_: there are no bad cards only situational cards
 Sibwow: at a shop
p3termon: in shops or special events yea
mhbmk2: Especially against slime, you need burst
 Rourke9: !heychat
  LRRbot: Please ONLY offer advice when the streamer uses the phrase "Hey, chat...". Let them try to learn the game on their own, even if it means they miss a thing or two.
gideon_not_graves: such a happy flower
gideon_not_graves: OH NO PAIN
DAC169: happy flower 
 Sibwow: there are no bad cards only bad players
 RandomTrivia: Happy Flower is so cute, it's just living its best life
 DiamondMX: He gets 2 strength any time you cast a skill card.
h3rsh3yb4r: this one buffs when you use skills
p3termon: after a second turn he gains strength for every skill
 djalternative: yep. this is the one that buffs for every skill card
 TheThirdTail: Gremlin Nob is the one that ends all of my runs because I play dumb and greedy :v
mhbmk2: Lol if only we had beam cell instead of a skill..... XD
gideon_not_graves: More Orbs
Haroldholmes25: only way out is through
 Valbatross_: ironically enough beam cell kind of a decent card for this fight specifically
VHGS: got the good rng tho
mhbmk2: Yeah every skill is +2 dmg per turn, very bad
gideon_not_graves: yes dad?
 djalternative: evoke burns the orb
 DoktorNik: evoked orbs go away
h3rsh3yb4r: evoke consumes the orb
 ArcOfTheConclave: evoke consumes
Haroldholmes25: evoke consumes yes
 tehfewl: evoking spends the orb
DAC169: evoking an orb removes it
MrBook82: only 1
 DiamondMX: You will lose 1 orb.
 hb8u: no
mhbmk2: It evokes 1 orb
 TheThirdTail: no, dualcast will make one orb go away
gideon_not_graves: Dual Cast REMOVES one orb
 Sibwow: it evokes the first orb twice
 Sibwow: not the first two orbs
 DiamondMX: Also, dualcast is a Skill.
 computercolinx: Tag yourself im a nob
 TheThirdTail: I'm an empty Neow's blessing
 DiamondMX: Very nice.
gideon_not_graves: Pog
 YeetTheRich_: 
quixy23: How far is he?
quixy23: Just joined.
Haroldholmes25: ball lightning pog
 YeetTheRich_: floor 6
DAC169: Pantograph?  nice! 
 Valbatross_: @quixy23 floor 6
 djalternative: !card ball lightning
  LRRbot: Ball Lightning [RRR] | Creature — Elemental [6/1] | Trample / Haste / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Ball Lightning.
 DiamondMX: I like hologram. Drawing cards is nice.
 tehfewl: ball lightning is great for early damage
gideon_not_graves: can't wait for the electrodynamics pull
 Sibwow: orbs, powers, cheerios
Haroldholmes25: orbs, 0 cost cards
 djalternative: Defect has Orb Storm and 0 cost
 SpleenLord: Orb, Powers, 0 cost, big deck
 Rourke9: Also Power card synergy
 DiamondMX: I usually win with the defect with a combination of powers that get silly together.
 ArcOfTheConclave: power synergy
 Valbatross_: Broadly? there's like two or three orb decks, there's power-spamming, there's 0 cost
 Sibwow: you have 2 keys
 niccus: lightning orb spam, dark orb stall, power spam,
 djalternative: you didn't take the blue key
 ArcOfTheConclave: only have 2 keys
Haroldholmes25: still missing sapphire
 Simonark: Lightning build is the fun silly one, 0 drop eggs, usually built around claw, there's a frost deck, a plasma big mana deck?
 djalternative: oh right Power deck is a thing
 Sibwow: you took the plant instead of the key
 Simonark: And powers.
 Sibwow: the chain means you get one or the other
Haroldholmes25: chest gives the option of relic or key
 DiamondMX: To get the sapphire key you need to choose not to take the relic.
 djalternative: Blue key you have to pick instead of the other
 ArcOfTheConclave: you got saphire or flower, not both
 Sibwow: which isnt usually what a chain means
gideon_not_graves: on the bright side, the flower is happy
 Sibwow: theyre chained apart
DAC169: always read the description NODDERS
Haroldholmes25: from a land down sunder
 Sibwow: go for the eyes boo
 SpleenLord: Sunder is legit
DAC169: they're all good in their own way
 DiamondMX: Sunder is weaker against strong opponents, though, imo.
Dezufnocosem: it's Ben, 1 Weak
 TheThirdTail: I always regret taking Sunder, but it is good early, so shrug
 DudelidouX: Sunder sucks against boss and elite. If you're a channel deck go barrage or if you're 0 take Go for the eyes
DAC169: though Barrage depends on how many orbs you have channeled
 tehfewl: by the time to get to stronger op you will have better cards
 ghizmou: unlock the extra booss
 djalternative: unlock act 4
 tehfewl: extra act and boss
 DiamondMX: They unlock Act 4.
Haroldholmes25: secrets
 DoktorNik: bonus boss at end
 YeetTheRich_: bonus boss
gideon_not_graves: Special secret end stuff
Atifexe: Unlock act 4
 SpleenLord: Is that a hey chat?
DAC169: 
 computercolinx: That
p3termon: presuming u win u unlock a bonus boss
 RandomTrivia: Act 4 and the true final boss
DAC169: there's an Act 4? 
 djalternative: There's a rare card that deals damage and refills your hand with 0 cost cards in your discard. It's why you might consider 0 cost cards
 Sibwow: sweet barrage
 DoktorNik: recursion is great
DAC169: Recursion 
 RandomTrivia: "Barrage is what bwings us togever, today" 
  r10pez10: recursion is great is great great?
p3termon: recursion is just good
 Sibwow: @RandomTrivia yes thats the joke i was going for thank you
 DoktorNik: recursion upgrades to be 0 cost
 RandomTrivia: @Sibwow 
 djalternative: okay. let's build orb storm then
 DiamondMX: Rarity matters.
 djalternative: card rarity
 computercolinx: Card rarity matters
 SpleenLord: the better rarity gives more reward
SirElgar: ^^^
DAC169: rarity is all that matters
 niccus: burn a card, if you happen to burn a high-rarity card, you can get max health/heal
 YeetTheRich_: you burn a common card basically
 Valbatross_: uncommons are full heals, rares are max hp+ and full heal
 tehfewl: comons nothing, uncommons heal, rares heal and max hp
 Sibwow: you can get rid of a curse if you have one
 computercolinx: Indicated by border around the art
 RandomTrivia: You get a bigger heal for higher rarity
 TheThirdTail: giving a common is just a removal, which is honestly usually what you want
 DiamondMX: You can give them a bad card and get nothing in return (delete a card) or give them a rarer card and get a heal.
 SpleenLord: Functionally this is remove a card
Cptasparagus: deck thinning mostly
 Valbatross_: if you give them a curse you get a spirit poop relic
drcthulu: since you just have low rarity it's just a card remove
drcthulu: strike
gideon_not_graves: strike
 YeetTheRich_: prob strike
 AllTheWeasels: strike
 SpleenLord: Depends on your build
 tehfewl: strike
 Sibwow: strike
Natedogg2: Strike
 RandomTrivia: "Yes" "No" "Non-sequitur"
gideon_not_graves: Defect is a Power and Skill guy
 Valbatross_: strike if you have a couple ways to make lightning orbs
 ArcOfTheConclave: defect is a fine stall class
 DiamondMX: I think if you're going orbs, you want your damage to come from the orbs, maybe? And then won't need much strikes.
 DiamondMX: Depends on which orbs, I guess 
 djalternative: I like going Lightning Storm when I go orbs personally
 IzlanntheLion: I was just watching Is this your card on YouTube, the runetara episodes with Adam
 YeetTheRich_: good thing we're so good at gambling
Haroldholmes25: free mull pog
 Sibwow: the power of powers compells you
 DiamondMX: I also like lightning storm for orbs. But I am bad at making the orbs deck, historically.
 djalternative: oh hell yeah. that's a good power
gideon_not_graves: hiyah? 
 EricTheOrange: oh hey it worked, take some of Jeff Bezos's money from my parents amazon prime.
h3rsh3yb4r: the number of the beast
chumpofthemonth: The Devil?
  r10pez10: wasn't expecting a qotsa reference
 hb8u: o r b
drcthulu: hologram is like regrowth
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Haroldholmes25: he's morbin
 YeetTheRich_: claw on sale pog
 tehfewl: Claw
 Sibwow: nunchuks are good with the cheerios deck
 RealGamerCow: this tingle sounding MF
 djalternative: oh hey! that power's cool
drcthulu: claw is a trap
 tehfewl:  
 hb8u: fall for the claw
h3rsh3yb4r: tempest
 YeetTheRich_: unbelievable
 niccus: claw is the streamer's curse
 tehfewl: Claw is Law
 Sibwow: static discharge is good
 SpleenLord: Nunchucks are good but not so much in the orb deck
 hb8u: tempest is lovely
DAC169: Static Discharge!!  
  r10pez10: can you buy the rug
drcthulu: Imo card remove
 Simonark: I love static dischage myself.
 DoktorNik: remove strike?
 TheThirdTail: @r10pez10 it's not for sale, but I've literally just now realized that the membership card is modeled after it 
drcthulu: nunchucks is more for the 0 cost claw deck
gideon_not_graves: bars
 IzlanntheLion: Nice
 Valbatross_: his potions are too strong for you
Haroldholmes25: you do get 25 free health
 djalternative: yeah. when you can proc nunchuck every turn it's very good
 DoktorNik: splits at 50% Health. You want to burst as far past 50% hp in a single turn
gideon_not_graves: GOOPED
 computercolinx: Yes
 tehfewl: yes
elfmonkey24: ye
 DoktorNik: Yes
Eywind: two 25s yes
 djalternative: correct
h3rsh3yb4r: yeah
beneckja: no
beneckja: in two 50s
drcthulu: correct, but 71-21 is 50
 SpleenLord: No it will split into two 50s
 TheThirdTail: if it were 71 and you hit for 21, it would be 50 hp and split into two 50s
theamc2000: Splits at current hp
VHGS: It splits into two that both have the hp the big one had.
 djalternative: oh yeah. it doesn't split hp
 YeetTheRich_: your assumption is correct, your math isnt
h3rsh3yb4r: no you are right
 computercolinx: Right my b
h3rsh3yb4r: you wanna get it close to half
gideon_not_graves: It doesn't split current hp
h3rsh3yb4r: and then burst next turn
 AllTheWeasels: You still want to get it as low as you can before a split, so you're still right on the idea
VHGS: But, yeah, same strategy.
 TheThirdTail: you still want to do the thing you thought
 hb8u: yup
 computercolinx: Just means it's even more important for that strategy IMHO tbqh ianastse
DAC169: 71, including orb passive damage after you end your turn
gideon_not_graves: Splitting does however, do no retaliation
 hb8u: that was close
 hb8u: lmao
 Valbatross_: c'mooooon GREED
 SpleenLord: GG
 hb8u: no I meant the gamble
h3rsh3yb4r: oohhh baby
 DoktorNik: Electro is insane!
gideon_not_graves: OOOH
Haroldholmes25: electrodynamics is fun
gideon_not_graves: there it is
 djalternative: electodynamics! we hit the one we wanted!
drcthulu: biased cog is also hot
Atifexe: Oooo, I love Electrodynamics
h3rsh3yb4r: electrodynamics is what you want here
DAC169: Electrodynamics!!  
 ArcOfTheConclave: electro is a fun build
h3rsh3yb4r: perf rare
 tehfewl: electro basically wins low ascen
 DiamondMX: These are great.
Kirgo: Caw caw!
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 SpleenLord: I would take the Stone
drcthulu: cursed key is my suggestion
gideon_not_graves: is this a hey chat?
 DoktorNik: rock is my recommendation
Haroldholmes25: 
gideon_not_graves: rock
 DiamondMX: I like the rock, personally.
 djalternative: I'd go with stone here
 SpleenLord: Take the stone
h3rsh3yb4r: crown is the worst
 AllTheWeasels: There's no way skipping is right
 mazingolfer: dtone
DAC169: Busted Crown helps to keep deck size down. otherwise go for PStone
 e_bloc: I always take key
 hb8u: yeah stone
 YeetTheRich_: yeah stone
manygame1: I always choose the crown
 YeetTheRich_: fuck the crown
 tehfewl: you almost always take a boss relic
 Valbatross_: If you don't roll birds as your first encounter stone is good
 TheThirdTail: stone is slightly better than skip imo, but it's close
 AllTheWeasels: Probably key or stone
 RandomTrivia: The Stone has the smallest downside, Byrds notwithstanding
 tehfewl: key is best
 mazingolfer: stone is negligible increase to most enemies
gideon_not_graves: rock a billy
 DiamondMX: What's the key again?
drcthulu: you take, rock can be problematic with multiattack stuff like the heart; key gives you curses at chests but you can skip
 niccus: stone makes the start of act 2 very nasty
violetblight: philo stone's free and then you run into birds
 niccus: since you're almost guaranteed a bunch of birds
 mazingolfer: the stone only boosts multi hit enemies that you can burst down
VHGS: Electrodynamics is an answer for byrds, so stone is probably ok.
 tehfewl: you don't have to open any more chests
 DiamondMX: Ah, rock definitely would be my pick.
 Valbatross_: I think skip is reasonable, but I also think philo stone is very reasonble
 YeetTheRich_: skip is also fine
beneckja: i dont like crown as your deck isn't finished yet
drcthulu: no
 Valbatross_: especially with gambler'
 computercolinx: Idk man I'm not your doctor
 djalternative: nope
 Valbatross_: s chip
 TheThirdTail: no
 RandomTrivia: You absolutely want to take one of them. The extra energy is worth it
drcthulu: str is permanent
 computercolinx: Strength stays
Haroldholmes25: energy is a huge upgrade
 DoktorNik: Strength doesn't fade, just increases damage by 1.
gideon_not_graves: no, strength stays
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 niccus: iiiiit's bird time
violetblight: we have blue key, could just skip every chest if you remember
 SpleenLord: It's in the mail
Kirgo: Byrdes incoming.
 DiamondMX: C'mon wheeler, you know that free mana is OP. That's a Sapphire Mox right there.
gideon_not_graves: it's in the bag
violetblight: fuck avocado
 TheThirdTail: awww, poor avocado
 niccus: nobody likes the pear
drcthulu: evil avocado is a b
  r10pez10: it'
gideon_not_graves: yes
 RandomTrivia: At least it's not Byrds
 TheThirdTail: it just wants to hop around
 tehfewl: thats the bird
 DoktorNik: yeah, you gotta hit it multiple times
 SymphonicLolita: evilcado
  r10pez10: it's the wat pear
 Sibwow: the avocado
 computercolinx: Some things persist past concussions
Krauser428: nah that's the other one
 djalternative: we hate evil avocado
gideon_not_graves: avocado loves shields
 tehfewl: er not bird, snake plant
 AllTheWeasels: At least it doesn't have the rat friend this floor
 DiamondMX: It has 14 armour every turn, if you damage it, it loses 1 of those armour per turn each time.
DAC169: yes, but dealing HP damage decreases how much armor it gets
drcthulu: yeah at least it's not birds with multi attacks, though you do have electro
Haroldholmes25: barrage is great here
 DiamondMX: Now only 11 armour per turn/.
gideon_not_graves: great start
 DiamondMX: Gamblers Brew: Do that thing you hate more times!
 SpleenLord: Turbo is amazing
 djalternative: oh. we can totally use that
 RandomTrivia: Nyoooooom
violetblight: zoomies
 tehfewl: turbo is a dark rit
Haroldholmes25: you're not part of the turbo team
 djalternative: we have bonus energy. we can waste it
drcthulu: it upgrades to dark ritual
chumpofthemonth: Turbo has the best beta art in the game
h3rsh3yb4r: omg storm
gideon_not_graves: dark ritual and pact of negation?
gideon_not_graves: I think?
 djalternative: hell yeah storm
drcthulu: cool headed is really good
drcthulu: and it's on sale
 hb8u: @chumpofthemonth lol that's a good one
gideon_not_graves: STORM BOIS
 DoktorNik: you're not power deck.
 DiamondMX: Storm is good if you play a lot of power cards.
drcthulu: storm is for the power deck
gideon_not_graves: true...
 computercolinx: Right,
h3rsh3yb4r: you have 2 powers already
DAC169: Storm is good if you have a lot of Power cards
 SpleenLord: Storm is key to the power deck.  Not really what you are in
 TheThirdTail: it's fine, but pretty low upside right now
 tehfewl: strike
 chronically_poor: each orb evokes when you are out of slots right?
 YeetTheRich_: we should look into some defensive cards yeah
 TheThirdTail: there are good powers you could get... but you don't have them now, so
Krauser428: defect is easiest to ascend with IMO
 tehfewl: you have so many attack cards, you don't need your strikes
 DiamondMX: @chronically_poor Yes, if an orb can't fit, the front orb is evoked first.
violetblight: watcher's easiest
 niccus: what's the boss for act 2
gideon_not_graves: OOOH
 DoktorNik: ooooh... Read is almost always a great rare
icefinch: oh nice
Haroldholmes25: take a look in a book
 DiamondMX: Reading is for nerds.
 Mudd_II: Picked up a frost I would've removed defend but getting rid of basic cards is always good
 chronically_poor: I felt like I remembered making a one slot evoke run one time. That was fun
 YeetTheRich_: read about claws
 djalternative: oh. look loop
 SpleenLord: Nice consume there
Kirgo: Claw spotted.
 DoktorNik: skim or loop
 chronically_poor: ftl is a good cantrip
drcthulu: loop, compile driver, heatsyncs all prety good
h3rsh3yb4r: shino from naruto?
 Sibwow: i love varying perspectives
 Valbatross_: legitimately did not notice the worm reference
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Tz_BG: Worm reference. Nice
ghyllnox: Worm?
 mazingolfer: Would you love a story if it was a worm
ghyllnox: 
 djalternative: it's a big gum ball
Fr0Dough: Ive waited to say this for awhile...Go on wheeler, slay
DAC169: if only you had Melt 
 Sibwow: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/slay-the-spire/images/7/71/Melter.png/revision/latest?cb=20181016203602
ghyllnox: I would! I Do!
 DoktorNik: Do ball first
 DiamondMX: It's 40 + 9.
 Sibwow: yes
 Athelgar: it goes up each time as well
 DoktorNik: DEFRAG
drcthulu: defrag op
 djalternative: I'd chuck gambler's brew tbh
 AllTheWeasels: 
Haroldholmes25: defrag is very good
 Sibwow: defrag is really good
 YeetTheRich_: iAmTheStormThatIsApproaching .mp4
 djalternative: we have the chip
 SpleenLord: Defrag for the focus
 Sibwow: focus is +1 to your orbs
Haroldholmes25: focus is strength for defect
 Sibwow: so they do 4/9 instead of 3/8
 DiamondMX: Focus is each orb does +1 of whatever it did.
 tehfewl: focus is like strength for orbs
h3rsh3yb4r: it's like damage up for orbs
drcthulu: It does +1 damage or block essentially
 DoktorNik: So for each focus your lightning orbs do +1 damage passive and +2 channeled
 ArcOfTheConclave: greed
 djalternative: yes
 SpleenLord: Yes
Haroldholmes25: yes
 DoktorNik: yes
 ArcOfTheConclave: yes
 SpleenLord: Also yes
 Valbatross_: yup
 tehfewl: yes
DrChillbrain: yes
 mazingolfer: Ye ye
 AllTheWeasels: Yeah you can discard it to gambling chip
gideon_not_graves: correct
SirElgar: yes and yes
drcthulu: yep; also 50% chance you don't get it
 niccus: you're asking chat. chat always says yes to this
Haroldholmes25: letter opener can be nice
h3rsh3yb4r: letter opener is sick
 TheThirdTail: poor soldier, just stole their letter opener
Cptasparagus: i wanna answer no to every question just so we get a true chat spread
drcthulu: ooh this is a hard figth
gideon_not_graves: ELECTRO BOIS
 HasturTheYellow: Apologies, but in Current Internet Terms/tm/ it's now Mummy Milkies not Mummy Juice
DrChillbrain: bro got buried with a letter opener
drcthulu: I'd prob do heals too
drcthulu: kill the guy at the end first
gideon_not_graves: nope
Caffine1138: These aren't minons
 DiamondMX: No, you need to kill all 3.
 niccus: i'm afraid they're all greedy loners
 djalternative: yeah. they have an icon if that's the case
theamc2000: Ah loop. The power that got reworked thrice
gideon_not_graves: EUGH
 DoktorNik: no
drcthulu: skip
 DiamondMX: Skip is often the best choice.
 djalternative: don't be afraid to skip
drcthulu: oh this guy with rock isn't great
theamc2000: Mr stabby arm
drcthulu: stabby book
 djalternative: this is just a big stabby arm. nothing special
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 niccus: guy who stabs a lot
 DiamondMX: No, this one just does a lot of damage and clutters your deck a bit.
 e_bloc: no this is an arm coming out of a book with a knife
 SpleenLord: This one is just a DPS race
gideon_not_graves: this one gives you WOUNDS when you get hit
 Athelgar: it always feltlike atonneberry to me
K_t_Imp000: I don't think this one does less damage if you hit it, this is just a hand-knife full of malice
 niccus: oof ouch stabs
 DiamondMX: He's thinking of the fading creature, that one deals less damage each turn equal to the damage you deal to it this turn.
drcthulu: yeah prob the focus pot though I'm not sure it'll get you there
 TheThirdTail: book of stabbing is a rough fight for a lot of decks
gideon_not_graves: ow
 RealGamerCow: I forgot how much health this dude has
drcthulu: you're dead in any event sadly
 e_bloc: math is for blockers
gideon_not_graves: oh no
chaostreader: I don’t think I’ve ever had an easy time with the book.
 YeetTheRich_: gg go next
drcthulu: I think you live if you did the focus pot the turn before
h3rsh3yb4r: philosophers stone killed you
 Mudd_II: It happens
 djalternative: oh. we don't have all the cards unlocks
 SpleenLord:  
 AllTheWeasels: Key IMO
 Mudd_II: 
Oxdans: Key > > Stone
Haroldholmes25: eh I think you didn't hit pop off density
gideon_not_graves: Key,IMO
VHGS: Busted Crown is outrageously terrible.
 e_bloc: key gets you like one curse later
drcthulu: The key is usually fine because you can get key or skip at chests so you don't get the bad part
 YeetTheRich_: we were lacking defensive cards
 putz12a: Crown gives you energy, but you then get no choice in cards after the fight
 tehfewl: calipers could be good here
 mazingolfer: You gotta get some more ice in your life
 DiamondMX: Oh, interesting. You can store up block if you get lots of block.
 YeetTheRich_: crown on act 1 is absolute doodoo
 niccus: some defect builds get absurd amounts of block, yeah
Haroldholmes25: lots of ice orbs and focus, maybe
 djalternative: depends on your build but, maybe
VHGS: Uhhh maybe
 TheThirdTail: defect can get a lot of block
 Athelgar: frost buils can get up there
 e_bloc: if you get a ton of block its good
MinnieKin: If you do a frost build with more orbs/focus calipers is INSANE
 DiamondMX: If you build towards it, yeah, you can easily get lots of block. But you probably wouldn't be attacking much in that case.
drcthulu: you can, there's some good block cards for defect
 YeetTheRich_: floor 1, you can def build around the calipers if you want
 niccus: don't even think about it until after you're free from goblin nobs though
gideon_not_graves: Ice Build
 Valbatross_: frost orbs and defragment
 chronically_poor: ice vs lightning
 djalternative: claw!
 YeetTheRich_: claw pog
ari_riran: ice
Haroldholmes25: or time for claw
 Valbatross_: glacier is a hell of a card
drcthulu: glacier and the cantrip frost orb is good
 mazingolfer: ice orbs give you much in the way of block
 AllTheWeasels: ca'claw 
 YeetTheRich_: one claw is enough if you go full block otherwise
gideon_not_graves: the CLAWWW
 niccus: the chat is sated
  r10pez10: watch us never pick up another claw
 DiamondMX: I have won with claws. Mostly because I also got Echo Form.
gideon_not_graves: A stranger, from the outside....OOOOOOHHH
ari_riran: Claw build lets go
DrChillbrain: claw is law
 DiamondMX: 100 damage claws are fun.
 djalternative: oh. seek is GREAT
Haroldholmes25: seek is great
 YeetTheRich_: bearer of the curse
 AllTheWeasels: Sure can
 YeetTheRich_: seek seek
 niccus: rare vs ball is a rude choice
Anonyman41: best card
  r10pez10: bearer lest
drcthulu: yep
 Valbatross_: upgraded version is two tutors!
gideon_not_graves: Bear seek seek lest
 djalternative: all
 YeetTheRich_: all of them
Caffine1138: yes
elfmonkey24: yes
drcthulu: 2-3 and a bunch of draw
 AllTheWeasels: Meme: all of them Honest: none
gideon_not_graves: all of the claws
 niccus: it's very hard to end up with too many claws
VHGS: Like three or four probably.
 djalternative: you're also looking for a specific rare card
 tehfewl: card draw is better than multiple claws
 DiamondMX: But keep an eye out for cards that let you draw more cards too.
 ArkhamArchivist: Scrapes and Alls for One
 OnyxOblivion: at least 5 white claws
 TheThirdTail: 0 cost cards are generally fine to take as well. wouldn't fault you for taking steam barrier
 drrek0: You would have done enough damage you forgot about the 3 damage from the orb
Haroldholmes25: beam cell yes
drcthulu: the really good pick up is the rare that returns all 0 cost cards from your discard to your hand
 drrek0: You had 3 strikes right?
 drrek0: Were you weak?
Haroldholmes25: yes
 drrek0: Ah, sorry, I missed you were weak
 drrek0: My bad
 djalternative: I'm really pulling for us to find All For One
drcthulu: claw decks take alot to come together
 YeetTheRich_: we just need some defense and we're fine
 YeetTheRich_: pressure points?
 TheThirdTail: yeah, this game has a lot of meme decks. most of them are surprisingly good
 YeetTheRich_: to spite serge
 DudelidouX: If this is a new game isn't All for One an unlock?
 djalternative: Poison, Shivs, Barricade. There's a lot of fan favorite strats
 djalternative: @DudelidouX I don't remember which unlock it is but wheeler has 3 left for defect
gideon_not_graves: Claw costs 0 though
drcthulu: the x block card is good
 AllTheWeasels: I like reinforced body here ngl
 niccus: reinforced body does sound cromulent if claws take shape
 AllTheWeasels: You asked if you could ever make more than 15 block with calipers, and here you go
Haroldholmes25: not having good block really hurt last run
theamc2000: What does calipers do.
Snowcookies: Goop!
gideon_not_graves: CLAW
 AllTheWeasels: @theamc2000 instead of losing all block at start of turn, lose only 15 block
 YeetTheRich_: @theamc2000 you only lose 15 block end of turn
 niccus: you're only fighting an elite next, what's the worst that could happen
h3rsh3yb4r: slime man?
 SymphonicLolita: g o o p
drcthulu: leave it because elite fight
Kalamaximus: you only lose 15 block not all
theamc2000: @alltheweasels @yeettherich_ ty
chumpofthemonth: Tell me of this goop
 Nuurgle: it doesn't say you have goop in your...
ratstronomer: ambiguous health goop
SaxPython: Drink More Goop
gideon_not_graves: HMMMM
 YeetTheRich_: 2 cards
drcthulu: you get 2 cards
 DudelidouX: Gonna be hard to survive that one
 AllTheWeasels: Upgraded seek is double tutor
gideon_not_graves: tutor 2
gideon_not_graves: oof
Haroldholmes25: sequencing strikes again
theamc2000: Oooof
 niccus: it's ok, the nob will deliver the punishment for us
 YeetTheRich_: you can look at your deck top right for the upgrades
 Nuurgle: don't be sorry, be better
 e_bloc: happens to the most vulnerable of us
drcthulu: well at least you learned something
gideon_not_graves: phew
 AllTheWeasels: not even close nob baby
drcthulu: nice
Snowcookies: Never apologize to chat 
 niccus: caclaw
gideon_not_graves: CLAW
Kalamaximus: CLAW
 AllTheWeasels: waffle saved
 SpleenLord: Waffle!
theamc2000: Waffle
Kalamaximus: rip
h3rsh3yb4r: flash of steel?
 e_bloc: waffle copter
drcthulu: waffle is good
 MrTheWalrus: Is it waffle time?
AmewTheFox: oh waffle
chumpofthemonth: Genetic Algorithm though
drcthulu: card remove
Haroldholmes25: early gen algorithm could be good
Snowcookies: yumm waffle
 AllTheWeasels: algorithm early with calipers sounds lit
The_Knight_Owl: melter
 niccus: i'm 50/50 between flash or remove card
Kalamaximus: melter?
 YeetTheRich_: algorithm is good
theamc2000: I like hello world
duckace11: who is lee and why do we have his waffle
 chronically_poor: melter is good for obs
 chronically_poor: orbs
 RealGamerCow: I vaguely remember upgraded algorithm is the tits
 AllTheWeasels: can we remove + algorithm? not sure what remove cost is at this ascension
 YeetTheRich_: how much is remove atm?
drcthulu: you prob want to have more block in your deck too, genetic is good this early
 SpleenLord: Algorithm is kinda bad
Kalamaximus: oof
chumpofthemonth: Algorithm is definitely not bad
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Snowcookies: is this character not wearing pants (I got here a few mins ago)
duckace11: they are a robot Snowcookies they don't need pants
 TheThirdTail: This character is a robot
 TheThirdTail: And yeah, no pants
 TheThirdTail: But they do have a stylish shawl
Snowcookies: ah I see
 AllTheWeasels: 
drcthulu: gamba
 AllTheWeasels: 
  Juliamon: Robots understand the uselessness of pants
duckace11: yeah just look at karn
  Juliamon: it would probably make their legs overheat anyway
 SpleenLord: Chill is chill
 TheThirdTail: Chill is one of those cards where the downside is so low that I almost always take it
Haroldholmes25: chill is equal to number of enemies
 e_bloc: I like having a chill
 AllTheWeasels: Uh
 RealGamerCow: Al Gore Rhythm
 YeetTheRich_: ben pls
DAC169: Al's Gore Rythym?
 YeetTheRich_: don't skip the gold
theamc2000: Ben you skipped gold
duckace11: I love frost orbs with the artifact that just give you five block if you have no block because the artifact triggers first
 AllTheWeasels: We didn't need that gold anyway
squ3e: is this a no backseat stream?
Haroldholmes25: !heychat
 TheThirdTail: !heychat
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 ShaneLeeAtk: !heychat
  Juliamon: We're using heychat rules
squ3e: ah hey chat ruless in effect got it
 e_bloc: don't let your memes be dreams
drcthulu: oh no he's hot
 SymphonicLolita: oops! all claw
Haroldholmes25: casual 0 mana 51 damage
Kalamaximus: CLAW CLAW CLAW
 e_bloc: popping off
BrindleBoar: "I'll get you next time, Gadgeeeeeet"
 YeetTheRich_: 
Haroldholmes25: this kitty's got claws
Kalamaximus: IT'S WORKING!?!?!?!?!
 AllTheWeasels: Yeah double check those costs before looking at meteor strike lol
drcthulu: ooh inserter
 YeetTheRich_: pyramid
 niccus: of course you get inserter on a claw run
 YeetTheRich_: pyramid is so cool
Cptasparagus: factorio!
 AllTheWeasels: This is probably not the deck for inserter
 tehfewl: pyramid is busto
 niccus: inserter's a rough sell on an orbless build
 MrTheWalrus: You don't seem to be doing an orb build
 TheThirdTail: Pyramid is either broken or gets you killed
DAC169: Inserter is great for Orb builds
 mazingolfer: inserter would’ve been great last run
 YeetTheRich_: you can also just keep cards in your hand to maximize chances of redrawing your claws
Haroldholmes25: @niccus orbless is a very good term. " this is orbless behavior"
 e_bloc: whenever claw is not in your hand, someone should be asking "where's claw?"
drcthulu: no
 AllTheWeasels: Vulnerable only applies to damage from your attacks
drcthulu: str only buffs attacks
 YeetTheRich_: no claw??
Haroldholmes25: no claws?!
 AllTheWeasels: Hologram can get back claw
 YeetTheRich_: this is an outrage
 AllTheWeasels: Coolheaded can draw claw
 e_bloc: no claw this is bullshit
Kalamaximus: NO CLAW?!?!?!?!?!?!
drcthulu: compile driver draws you cards
squ3e: coolheaded can draw claw
 YeetTheRich_: no claw? goodbye
 chronically_poor: hologram is a good get
 niccus: L + clawless
 SymphonicLolita: capacitor = more orb?
 SpleenLord: Rebound, hologram or steam barrier
Kalamaximus: so no claw then
  r10pez10: did we literally only ever find one claw
drcthulu: ooh insect
  r10pez10: i went out to get food
 AllTheWeasels: Oh insect is really good
 SymphonicLolita: we have 3
Kalamaximus: nah like 3
 chronically_poor: insect yeah
squ3e: horn can scale claws faster by killing things
  r10pez10: okay
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chumpofthemonth: This is a great store
 djalternative: we get to remove a strike
 mazingolfer: Insect is cracked
Kalamaximus: oof
 YeetTheRich_: 
 AllTheWeasels: 
 YeetTheRich_: it's all coming together
drcthulu: ghosts are very strong
Haroldholmes25: 
 YeetTheRich_: 
 TheThirdTail: "Oh, I'm too short" is the story of my life re: cabinets
Haroldholmes25: ooh FTL
 chronically_poor: ftl is a good one
Cptasparagus: people being satisfied with 3 claws is what's wrong with this country
 YeetTheRich_: faster than light
drcthulu: faster than light
squ3e: faster than light
 SpleenLord: Faster than losers
smtn93: faster than light
theamc2000: Faster than light
  r10pez10: find them cLaws
Kalamaximus: faster then light
 AllTheWeasels: chill value pog
theamc2000: Different game
 ArkhamArchivist: GOD Over Djinn
drcthulu: no claw is flaw
 letfireraindown: HA!  I was gonna jump in to say Faster Thank Light, but damn the chat beat me too it
 RealGamerCow: fuck the lasagna
 DiamondMX: @letfireraindown You could say the chat response was... Faster than Light.
squ3e: this turn might sting a bit
Kalamaximus: bud um tsh
Kalamaximus: potion?
 DiamondMX: Should you have potioned?
 DiamondMX: Nah, wouldn't have killed anyways.
drcthulu: this is a problem with pyramid
 niccus: i'm afraid the clapping of your thicc deck is scaring away the claws
Kalamaximus: lmao
 DiamondMX: @niccus lol, nice.
 ArkhamArchivist: the cat, after coming back from a nail trimming,
 YeetTheRich_: love the complete disrespect for block cards
 niccus: a gentleman's fight. a claw-off
  r10pez10: oh hey it's the thing that killed us
Haroldholmes25: at least it only has 75% of it's normal hp
 ShaneLeeAtk: And lockin'
quixy23: SO, did he win the last game?
Kalamaximus: nah no block
 RealGamerCow: no he got killed by this dick
 DiamondMX: Last game, a book of stabbing killed him.
 DiamondMX: Revenge!
 YeetTheRich_: claw bank
quixy23: @DiamondMX Oh. Well, not this time.
 TheThirdTail: love a good maw bank
Haroldholmes25: scrape pog
 niccus: scrape!
drcthulu: scrape is great
 AllTheWeasels: Scrape 
 chronically_poor: scrape yeah
 DiamondMX: Scrape isn't a claw, but it will draw you claws.
 niccus: scrape is built for claw decks, yeah
Kalamaximus: scrape!
 e_bloc: scrape is claw adjacent
 SymphonicLolita: scrape and claw are synonyms
 DiamondMX: Also, 10 damage is just nice.
 DiamondMX: He's going off!
 SymphonicLolita: ez game
drcthulu: rebound lets you claw again
Haroldholmes25: ftl is kinda like more claws
 DiamondMX: Remove a non-claw to increase claw density?
 Orlantia: This is a hell of a Yu-Gi-Oh mod
 AllTheWeasels: Or you could remove a card that's not a claw
 niccus: it's cuttin time
drcthulu: card remove imo
squ3e: removing a strike increases claw density
Haroldholmes25: removing is probably better tbf
Kalamaximus: cut a card
 YeetTheRich_: we don't really need more than one beam cell
 MurphEP: No thoughts, only claw
theamc2000: Doesn’t scrape draw you claws?
 RealGamerCow: No think.  Only claw
 DiamondMX: Oh, keeping FTL for next turn to get the card draw - that's a clever play
Haroldholmes25: clawing for his life
  r10pez10: on this, the day of your stream's quincinera
Kalamaximus: remember to pop your potion if you need
goombalax: Pressure! Clawin' down on me
 SkylerRingtail: Claw player GamesTurner, the Defect
UberDan1337: I just keep thinking of Liar Liar, any time you say "Claw", every single time.
theamc2000: You are weakened
 AllTheWeasels: You were weakened, yeah
theamc2000: We’re
Haroldholmes25: these wounds they will not heal
 AllTheWeasels: Yeah wounds and Pyramid are a concern in this fight sometimes
goombalax: these wounds, they will not heal
 TheThirdTail: you've found the downside of the pyramid
Haroldholmes25:  gottem
goombalax: @Haroldholmes25 ayy
 DiamondMX: Fission?
 AllTheWeasels: oooh if only we had the orbs for fission
 mazingolfer: he can’t keep getting away with this
 DiamondMX: Kinda like Fission there, not great, but it's still draw cards and get energy.
Haroldholmes25: upgrade hologram for no exhaust seems sick
theamc2000: Wait did hologram lose exhaust?
 YeetTheRich_: upgraded hologram doesn't exhaust btw
 ArkhamArchivist: whenever Clawchie isn't on screen, they should be saying, "Where's Clawchie?"
 AllTheWeasels: Coolheaded or hologram upgrades are the best IMO
Haroldholmes25: more claws more better
 MurphEP: More claw 
 APartofManny: i love this all in on claw strat
 DiamondMX: Time to get hyperbeamed 
 SymphonicLolita: claw%
 YeetTheRich_: scrape just means more claws so it isn't necessarily the wrong one
drcthulu: he's got debuff defence
Kalamaximus: remember your damage pot
theamc2000: It did
 MurphEP: Beeeg turn
 masterinferno47: Love me some slay the spire
 AllTheWeasels: That lil guy is just holding onto your tutor for you
 masterinferno47: CLAWWW
 DiamondMX: Artifact negated the vulnerable.
 MurphEP: Commence popping
Haroldholmes25: 
drcthulu: you had 7
 masterinferno47: Anyone in here watch frost?
 DiamondMX: Was hand full?
squ3e: @masterinferno47 yup
Kalamaximus: still a beeeg turn
 DiamondMX: 10 cards in hand, iirc.
 YeetTheRich_: no max is 10 you're good
 masterinferno47: Max is 10
 MurphEP: 
Krauser428: can the scrape/claw deck even work? I've tried building it but never had success Sadge
gideon_not_graves: the claw....
Haroldholmes25: gottem  again
gideon_not_graves: bamboozled
 SymphonicLolita: 
gideon_not_graves: clawed em
 AllTheWeasels: echo form pog
drcthulu: echo form
 ArkhamArchivist: Echo'd Claws are a good meme
Haroldholmes25: echo form double the claw
gideon_not_graves: CLAW TWICE????
Krauser428: EZ Clap
 YeetTheRich_: none of these fit our build
drcthulu: double claws
 YeetTheRich_: but echo form is good meme
 DiamondMX: Echo form with claw is fantastic.
 AllTheWeasels: it double stacks your claws and genetic algorithms yeah
 Sibwow: it works with powers real good
Kalamaximus: double claw!
 masterinferno47: @krauser428 yes but you only need like 2 claws and an all for one, don't try for more claws, try to play your claws more often
 Sibwow: plasma is energy
goombalax: claw chooses who will draw and who will play
gideon_not_graves: Plasma Orb give One Mana
Haroldholmes25: energy orb
 chronically_poor: I skip here
 DiamondMX: Plasma is 1 energy passive or 2 energy evoked.
drcthulu: Yeah I'd go plasma imo
 mazingolfer: plasma or skip
 APartofManny: plasma isn't bad here i think
 masterinferno47: Plasma is good
squ3e: plasma great for us
 AllTheWeasels: Plasma isn't great here, but the other two are shit
 TheThirdTail: runic is technically best, but you have to have deep game knowledge
  r10pez10: where claw
 Sibwow: plasma balls
  r10pez10: gottem sibwow
Cptasparagus: i dont understand why anyone would skip when plasma has no downside
 djalternative: Donu!
gideon_not_graves: I love donuts
Haroldholmes25: gonna claw into these donuts
 invickthus: awwww yeah, hecking love a little Topple the Tower.
theamc2000: Deca
  r10pez10: Beat the Babel
Krauser428: @masterinferno47 ty for taking the time to answer 
 djalternative: HA!
gideon_not_graves: also is this an Act 3 run? 1 out of 3 keys atm
  r10pez10: lmao
 masterinferno47: What's the card that puts one of your cards from discard into hand
Tz_BG: Hologram
Kalamaximus: hologram
Haroldholmes25: can look at 4 cards with seek pog
  r10pez10: holoknight
 masterinferno47: Yeah those, look for holograms
gideon_not_graves: ecstasy of double claw
 masterinferno47: 2 claws, two holograms and an all for one is the best claw deck basically
 masterinferno47: The rest just has to be block
 Sibwow: borat voice my claw
Kalamaximus: damage pot would have been goated there
Haroldholmes25: genetic algorithm with these calipers and echo form is kinda hot
gideon_not_graves: CLAW
 invickthus: Defect used Scratch. It was super effective.
 SymphonicLolita: nothing matters, only claw
gideon_not_graves: Head empty, only claw
 DiamondMX: Yeah, if you can get genetic algorithm high enough, it might be the only block you ever need.
 masterinferno47: @symphoniclolita what about holograms?
 APartofManny: echo just wants to help
SirElgar: what's this clause you are talking about?
gideon_not_graves: echo echo
 invickthus: echo: "why he shout at me? I'm just doing my job"
theamc2000: Echo form echo
 RealGamerCow: Oh I thought you were doing a bit
 YeetTheRich_: echo play stacy's mom
 invickthus: new title of that card is echo form echo stop.
 masterinferno47: Wheeler sts asmr
 DiamondMX: Dualcast there would have given you 4 energy.
gideon_not_graves: so @benjamin_wheeler I like you've essentially made a better Atomic Heart robot.
gideon_not_graves: with how much clawing you do
 masterinferno47: Didnt know lrr was an ASMR channel
Haroldholmes25: where are all the claws
 masterinferno47: Reprogram is good!
theamc2000: Heat sinks?
 djalternative: pen nib!
 DiamondMX: Spoon might let you seek lots.
 masterinferno47: It doesn't effect your plasma
 mazingolfer: reprogram seems really good in this environment
rembe0: less cards in deck= more claw
Haroldholmes25: but think of the mental overhead 
drcthulu: card remove
 YeetTheRich_: we rely on frost orbs for block so reprogram is kinda meh
 Athelgar: you can get negative focus
 APartofManny: there are a lot of good cards here
 masterinferno47: And makes claws better
 SpoonfullOfSugar: what about just getting rid of a non-claw card?
 AllTheWeasels: reprogram also isn't very good with claw
 masterinferno47: What?
Natural_Ones_Only: Violence hits claws, right?
Natural_Ones_Only: Or am I dumb
 djalternative: violence does hit claw
squ3e: @Natural_Ones_Only you right
squ3e: reprogram is usually good with claws too
 DiamondMX: I don't remember what the tentacally boy does. Though I've seen some anime so this might be bad.
Krauser428: KEKW
Kalamaximus: ah  yes 'anime'
gideon_not_graves: tentacle boi, does "strangle" I think
gideon_not_graves: you get damaged for playing too many cards?
 masterinferno47: Oh yeah constrict
Krauser428: strangle me, senpai
Kalamaximus: ok bud go take 5
gideon_not_graves: nvm...clawed
Haroldholmes25: no it's 10/turn
squ3e: tentacle is just flat damage eot
Krauser428: cool cool, imma head out but its been real gang
gideon_not_graves: call echo
 masterinferno47: Jaw worms are fun
Krauser428: 
 DiamondMX: Algorithm is free right now.
squ3e: sideways head takes more damage each card you play, and time eater only lets you play a few cards, but i dont think anything damages per card besides a curse
 masterinferno47: @squ3e head also has a huge attack after awhile
 masterinferno47: But it will count down to it
gideon_not_graves: very chill
squ3e: yeah, i was just saying for things that care about card plays
gideon_not_graves: WTF
 DiamondMX: 116 block, amazing.
 Sibwow: i dont think thats enough block
gideon_not_graves: is that shield
  r10pez10: Slay the Spire ASMR streamer Wheeler
 Sibwow: the trick is to buy the shampoo on purpose
 DiamondMX: How many block do you need to get the achievement for that?
squ3e: just call echo form 'wiretap'  
 DiamondMX: Is it 99 or 999?
 APartofManny: this game is very addicting
Haroldholmes25: gottem again
 YeetTheRich_: STS is a hell of a drug
  r10pez10: because it's your birthday
rembe0: game is long
 GhostValv: spire slaying takes time 
gideon_not_graves: SLay does that...
drcthulu: that's spire time
 Athelgar: lol
 AllTheWeasels: Time flies when you're having claw Wheeler
 invickthus: I pour time into this game
 DiamondMX: StS has strong One More Turn energy.
gideon_not_graves: TIME FOR CONTRACTUAL BREAK?
Kalamaximus: lmao
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 YeetTheRich_: hehe yess
SaxPython:   
 omdorastrix: Time to rotate your fluids
 GhostValv: 
 Sibwow: you gotta just go whole hog for a month and get through and over it
 djalternative: you CAN turn on a run timer in the settings if you want
  Juliamon: Some games you can't just play casually
  r10pez10: i mean it's no gwent
 masterinferno47: He makes a lot of burns
 Nuurgle: yeah, this game hit when I was unemployed and all of my time disappeared
 Sibwow: defect is sort of like a bald son
 TheThirdTail: losing track of time playing StS? impossible
squ3e: he does indeed have a schtick
 masterinferno47: And goes small attack then big attack
 masterinferno47: Burns alor
 masterinferno47: A lot*
 AllTheWeasels: The intangible thing is significant
rembe0: to be fair a run is like 50ish duels
 DiamondMX: He currently takes only 1 damage per attack no matter the power.
 masterinferno47: Oh yeah Intagible
 masterinferno47: He gains intangible sometimea
 masterinferno47: He only takes 1 damage rn
brookeChigurh: Intangible every other turn
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rembe0: it's ok, claw still stacks
 YeetTheRich_: we're fine
 YeetTheRich_: claw + block = win
rembe0: welp gg
 masterinferno47: YESSSS
Haroldholmes25: just all the nuts
 djalternative: we got it!!!!
squ3e: gg
 APartofManny: MORE CLAW
 AllTheWeasels: Ayy it's the payoff
 SymphonicLolita: 
 masterinferno47: You got the run nos
 Sibwow: more like all for none
Dr_fragenstien: that's the one
 GhostValv: 
 TheThirdTail: the thiiiing \o/
Natural_Ones_Only: C-Claw
 DiamondMX: All for Claw
SirElgar: All Will Be One
drcthulu: all for one is the card that makes the claw deck pop off
Kalamaximus: ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL
 masterinferno47: Uh oh maybe
gideon_not_graves: One for all....FULL CLAWING
 masterinferno47: These guys can be an issue
gideon_not_graves: I do hate thorns
seepete: Phyrexia: All For One
 masterinferno47: All will be claw
rembe0: that's the gist of claw deck
 masterinferno47: I wish I had the frost prime emotes
Haroldholmes25: claw!
 APartofManny: MORE CLAW
 SymphonicLolita: let's goooo
gideon_not_graves: ONLY CLAW
rembe0: needs more claw
drcthulu: evil bush
squ3e: oofa doofa
Haroldholmes25: not this nerd
gideon_not_graves: oh no...
 YeetTheRich_: uh oh spaghetti
chumpofthemonth: This man be clawing
gideon_not_graves: EVIL TANGELA
rembe0: you can manipulate with this deck
DarthRagnar815: The Claw chooses who will die and who will die.
 masterinferno47: Oh yeah this is the guy that can put a curse on in your deck
Orxolon: how do we gain SO much armor?i'm lost on that regard
brookeChigurh: Snake Plant?
 masterinferno47: I think reinforced body
BrindleBoar: Orxolon doubled genetic algorithm
 APartofManny: yea and every time you hit it it changes it's mind
drcthulu: This guy honks for what you're doing
Orxolon: @BrindleBoar aaahhh right right
squ3e: @Orxolon we copied genetic algorithm every fight, and we only lose 15 block
 UnusuallyLargeMoth: the Defect is my favorite class in Kill The Pillar
 SymphonicLolita: yesss
Orxolon: also another question:armor doesn't go away anymore?
 masterinferno47: Yeah if that plant guy lives too long doesn't he give you a curse?
 Seth_Erickson: ClawChamp run
 SymphonicLolita: 5claw
 APartofManny: I think we are hitting peak Claw
 invickthus: also what I say when I play this game
rembe0: claw is love claw is life
 Athelgar: it is so easy to disappear into this game
 UnusuallyLargeMoth: Well you see, Benjamin Wenjamin, you Entered the Spire
 masterinferno47: The trick to not getting sucked in is to suck really bad
 masterinferno47: So you never get past act 2 boss
 YeetTheRich_: the spire has no respect for time
 invickthus: hey chat, what keeps our block for us turn to turn?
brookeChigurh: Little bit of info for all yall about the Darklings here, the outer 2 do multi-attacks while the middle 1 never does milti-attacks
rembe0: calipers
 cryovandalism: Defects is fun as hell
 invickthus: @rembe0 thank you!
brookeChigurh: @invickthus calipers relic means block only goes down by 15 each turn rather than go away
squ3e: oh hell yeah
squ3e: great event
rembe0: yw
 Sibwow: you can skip
 YeetTheRich_: you don't have to take them
 Seth_Erickson: there are good 0 cost colorless cards
Formerly_Beef: You choose like a card reward
squ3e: theyre rewards
 TheThirdTail: you can skip
  r10pez10: claw memories
squ3e: add 1
 Athelgar: they can be very strong
rembe0: cool stuff from these
Dr_fragenstien: these can be good for your deck
squ3e: and skip
ForOhForError: it's X choices of 3
 TheThirdTail: some cards are good
 Sibwow: you hit add 1 and then not choose it
 invickthus: you take one and be sad?
 YeetTheRich_: you get three options like any other card reward
 Sibwow: flash of steel is perfect
 YeetTheRich_:  
 APartofManny: you can probably do it
rembe0: easy relic
rembe0: but probably unnessesary
squ3e: greed is good baby here we go
squ3e: aw man
 MurphEP: [Physically opening the sphere]
Haroldholmes25: nice
 MurphEP: Nice
brookeChigurh: no heart fight this run
 GhostValv: nice~
KWardJenx: Nice
 SymphonicLolita: n....nice
  r10pez10: i dislike the donut
  r10pez10: are those arms or nipples
 invickthus: donu is just dancing to his own groove.
BrindleBoar: yes
 SymphonicLolita: that donut dances how I dance
squ3e: dont think about it too much
 djalternative: no! Donu is friend
ratstronomer: @invickthus Donu lives for the jam
 invickthus: @r10pez10 listen, ours is not to question.
brookeChigurh: @r10pez10 porque no los dos?
Scarbble: i love deca & donu
 invickthus: @invickthus    
 Seth_Erickson: The donut is worse
rembe0: not really with your deck
rembe0: just claw
 djalternative: there's only a trick for Ironclad
squ3e: generally kill donut first
 GhostValv: wow rude
 Sibwow: have you seen the drawing of donu from behind
  r10pez10: ornstein and smaug
thraximore: meowdy  are you slaying, son?
 Sibwow: absurdly cheeked up yes
 invickthus: it's a cake donut for sure
CookieMom: Donu is a jerk. Good luck!
 RealGamerCow: look how far apart its legs are.  Now imagine the ass connecting them
squ3e: ggs boys
Haroldholmes25: such an easy fight
rembe0: got good boss, timelord would have sucked
 Sibwow: play some more sts
 YeetTheRich_:   
 GhostValv: wowie
 Seth_Erickson: 14 million damage 
 SnackPak_: 
thraximore: peter griffin death pose
  Juliamon: I found the donu art, but I also found plushies of Deca and Donu on Etsy
 Seth_Erickson: 
rembe0: oof
brookeChigurh clap clap clap clap clap
Haroldholmes25: please clawp
squ3e: one more run?
 Sibwow: contractually obligated comercial break
 APartofManny: XD ok stream done
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 Sibwow: every hour
ratstronomer:   
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  r10pez10: Juliamon is it exactly like i'm imagining
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 djalternative: okay. time to go sleepybye friendos. goodnight
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Snowcookies: that sure is a defined butt
  r10pez10: it is somehow smaller than i was imaginging
 MurphEP: 
thraximore: quitter talk
Dr_fragenstien: fuckin watch me
skuzzo: I beg to differ.
 ArkhamArchivist: True there’s also Ice Cream
JusticeJuice: Not with that attitude.
SirElgar: not with that attitude
BrindleBoar: There are two wolves inside you. One is Donu and one is Deca.
 MurphEP: 
  r10pez10: but doctor. i am cheesecake
skuzzo: That's what second opinions are for.
thraximore: what a quack sMH
Snowcookies: Your doctor is probably more knowledgeable than us on the matter
 zladcommathe: Ben that means you need a new doctor
JusticeJuice: Put veggies inside the cheese cake.
 HasturTheYellow: Just change doctors until one says you can, forehead
 ArkhamArchivist: Oh yeah, let me see that quack’s medical license. I bet they don’t have a fungineering degree from Cheesecake U
 Athelgar: its a strong power
  r10pez10: cheesecake me? yes please
JusticeJuice: Veggies are the "egg's" that let you storm Cheesecake.
 ArkhamArchivist: Sometimes the power deck is fine with a power with no text on it
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  r10pez10: part of a balanced diet
  Juliamon: By living with a cat
 SymphonicLolita: delicious mulder remnants
Snowcookies: cat hair is all around you
 niccus: cat hair rules everything around me
Haroldholmes25:  gottem
thraximore: 
skuzzo: Cat Hair Rules Everything Around You
Haroldholmes25: I mean you could, it is a thing
 TheThirdTail: the power deck is very fun, but not particularly good
 jellybean57: power decks are a thing, but pretty dependent on a specific relic
 gsyhiap: Power deck is definitely a thing
rembe0: powerdeck relies on monkey paw
  r10pez10: ooh, cheesecake
 ArkhamArchivist: Power deck wants a lot of rares
 YeetTheRich_: Amplify is a risky start to a power deck
Haroldholmes25: free zap is pretty powerful
 mazingolfer: zap becomes free
 YeetTheRich_: Defrag pog
 ArkhamArchivist: where were you in the Claw deck, shuriken
 niccus: spoken like a chat who hasn't moved to SSDs
 niccus: i'm genuinely not sure if amplify goes in the power deck
 jellybean57: yeah but everyone knows taking a shuriken might as well summon time eater as the act 3 boss
Kalamaximus: tru
  r10pez10: is act 4 boss just three donu
 SymphonicLolita: claw denied
 Athelgar: if you can get the relic that gives you focus you can somtiems race teh amplify
 YeetTheRich_: amplify is medium at best and completely dead at worst
 MurphEP: No claws?
 ArkhamArchivist: when you use it to play multiple stacking Echos Form and Creatives AI it feels great but also it can just sit there dead and kill you
 Yolysses: Arguably you’re doing a lot cool with so much ice effects in the deck 😎
 shurtal: this enemy from Grizzelbees?
 shurtal: cause dog just turned into an Onion Burst™
rembe0: high focus defect is fun, you can just skip turn and win
  r10pez10: bloomin' bloody onion
 YeetTheRich_: It's like draft, the best strategy is just taking the ”good” cards, but going full hog on a specific archetype is the most fun
 shurtal: Seek Lest
rembe0: inserter is top tier
 mazingolfer: hold more ice
 Athelgar: so much pnodering
Xavion333: Particularly if you want a slow deck anyway
 ArkhamArchivist: Look how many frost orbs you can fit in this thing
 niccus: inserter is *the* orb perfect relic, yeah
 niccus: pervert*
 SymphonicLolita: what does focus do?
 YeetTheRich_:   
rembe0: focus increases the effect of orbs by 1
 SymphonicLolita: ah
rembe0: most orbs anyway
rembe0: look at that block
 shurtal: is this the "Mr. Cool Ice" build?
rembe0: dude literally can't hurt you
thraximore: ice, ice, baby
 SymphonicLolita: time to go Full Orb
 ArkhamArchivist: oooh
 YeetTheRich_: I think we found our lane
 Ahxes: Now we just need Blizzard
 DiamondMX: Are we still on Claws or did something go wrong?
rembe0: blizzard never happens on good blizzard deck  =(
  r10pez10: claws won so it's a new run
olias675: Evening all
 DiamondMX: Did Claws get to Act 4 and win?
  r10pez10: blizzard make famous games such as world of warcraft,
  r10pez10: act 3 i think
 YeetTheRich_: Damage scaling with frost orbs
 Ahxes: Deals damage equal to 2 x the number of times you channeled frost this combat. 3x if upgraded
rembe0: with your orbs you should block all damage
squ3e: blizzards deals 2-3x damage to everyone per frost orb channeled
rembe0: dang
 Ahxes: Does barage dualcast sweeping does it?
 DiamondMX: That's how it be sometimes.
rembe0: yeah
 shurtal: so Wheeler is anti-plant, got it
 Ahxes: Plant sucks
 mazingolfer: zap, barrage, dualcast might’ve done it
 mazingolfer: but then again you did the math probably
 Ahxes: Oh I forgot about malleable
 mazingolfer: ORB
thraximore: O R B
rembe0: ORB
 DiamondMX: Remind me, does the plant also have the thing where it changes its attack plan every time you hit it?
 rembe0: thats act 3
 YeetTheRich_: Jackpot
 JohnPraw: orb plz
 niccus: how do you feel about chaos
 JohnPraw: sounds like orb to me
 mazingolfer: ball lightning so good
 rembe0: it's mORBing time!
thraximore: jamblin' 
 SymphonicLolita: it's orbin time
 Ahxes: Chaos is good if you are on the channel build
 mazingolfer: ball lightning is like 10 damage
 Ahxes: Instead of a specific element
 YeetTheRich_: we ballin
 DiamondMX: Ball Lightning is just generally a good card.
thraximore: made the same mistake twice 
 DiamondMX: Is it mORBin time?
SharkHero08: waffle
SharkHero08: seeks not great great early
 rembe0: rip
 DiamondMX: Seek might not be as good, but it's always the best card you could currently draw.
 YeetTheRich_: Seek is just free
  r10pez10: inb4 another two hours
theamc2000: Bad run does not. Count
  r10pez10: are you getting sassed by the whale
 ArkhamArchivist: Feel the pull of the Claaaaaw
 mazingolfer: HIGH ROLL
 YeetTheRich_: No reason to ever skip seek in low ascension
thraximore: ooh
 Natimus_Prime: C'mon RNGesus, give us the god roll
 DiamondMX: Wheeler: "So we've been playing Slay the Spire for 6 months now, I think... one more run and then we'll call it a night"
SharkHero08: tempest is fun
 rembe0: rip the dream
BrindleBoar: scammed
 DEATHlikescats: One, two, three four everybody get on the dance floor
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thraximore: no tilt
theamc2000: One more run then I sleep
 mazingolfer: tilted turbo run was hilarious
 DEATHlikescats: Excited to see this run
 mazingolfer: boot sequence is free
The_Knight_Owl: THA CLAW!
theamc2000: Boot
 rembe0: you can't claw twice
 rembe0: it's bad juju
 gsyhiap: Claw!
 Natimus_Prime: Wheeler is the must upright man I've ever seen stream
 SymphonicLolita: cannot resist the siren song of claw
SharkHero08: take claw hten find a way to get rid of every other card in your deck
thraximore: yeah!
 SnackPak_: 
thraximore: 
 gsyhiap: 
 SymphonicLolita: nice
 rembe0: ooooh!
 rembe0: power deck here we go
SharkHero08: glacify is really good
 Natimus_Prime: power/claw is a great combo
 YeetTheRich_: Glacier is good with claw
silenceaux: Getting the 4 block for the rest of the fight seems kinda relevant, tbf
 YeetTheRich_: Don't cancel me for saying this but claw doesn't need to be hyper aggro all the time
 APartofManny: i hat that he is not an elite but is sooo freaking strong
 mazingolfer: this run is cursed
 APartofManny: *sry boss
  Juliamon: cancelled, banned, go live in the woods
 rembe0: this deck may be dead in the water ='(
silenceaux: at ascension 2? We can't possibly be dead yet wait who's the boss
thraximore: 
theamc2000: Ok
 SnackPak_: gg go next
theamc2000: Good nights
 rembe0: sorry
  Juliamon: it's fine, there's 10 minutes of stream left
  Juliamon: plenty of time to get a good run for next week
theamc2000: Speed failing
 YeetTheRich_: ”welcome to play it forward, today we will continue final fan- … what do you mean wheeler is still streaming“
 Natimus_Prime: Sometimes the boss just isn't a good fit for your deck
 mazingolfer: like, you removed all your strikes, picked up claw, wanted powers
thraximore: strike+, oooh
SharkHero08: take Storm
 Athelgar: lol so much for playing it slow
 Natimus_Prime: storm deck!
thraximore: never listen to chat
 mazingolfer: S T O R M
thraximore: !listen
SharkHero08: Storm is so much fun if you pop off
The_Knight_Owl: no, you needed to take the curse out lol
 SnackPak_: 
 YeetTheRich_: Storm is a heavy build around
thraximore: 
 SnackPak_: 
silenceaux: Ooh, fish
 rembe0: good hair
  r10pez10: nice
 hb8u: nice hair
theamc2000: Kiefer has better hair
 SymphonicLolita: 10/10
 TheThirdTail: panache is a power
SharkHero08: take the Strike
 niccus: panache is an even better* power
 rembe0: that discounted rare may be good
silenceaux: remove a defend. 
 niccus: *...well it's a bit of a buildaround
 YeetTheRich_: loop there it is
brookeChigurh: prob no
 mazingolfer: remove doubt
 YeetTheRich_: nah
 rembe0: ouchy
 niccus: here it is, loot
 rembe0: loot was the friend we made along the way
 TheThirdTail: I'm sure Nob is flattered to be called loot
SharkHero08: combat is the whole encounter
 rembe0: focus is power!
thraximore: defrag 
 SnackPak_: defrag is a good get
SharkHero08: hubris
 mazingolfer: charge battery is decent
 YeetTheRich_: 4 hp boss fight is prob fine 
 rembe0: echo is free!
 mazingolfer: echo echo
 rembe0: rip
thraximore: 
 SymphonicLolita: F
 SnackPak_: 
thraximore: then you hit it
 rembe0: quit to menu and reload?
silenceaux: They sleep until you wake them up
 mazingolfer: you’re not going all in on orb
SharkHero08: your doing fine... rolling a lot of ones though
K_t_Imp000: @silenceaux Well, after a couple rounds they wake up on their own
 rembe0: you need more orb tho
 SymphonicLolita: always more orb
 rembe0: it's morbing time
 jellybean57: you haven't said 'it's orbin time' yet
adept_nekomancer: He's beginning to orb
DAC169: "At least confront the first boss..." the whale's mad at you 
 mazingolfer: you need to be orbing out of your fucking mind
thraximore: it's more orbing time
 SymphonicLolita: 6 orb
CobaltShuriken: it’s orbin time
K_t_Imp000: All the orb, get capacity!
 SymphonicLolita: at least
HasturTheYellow: Maximum Orbing, also known as MOrbing
The_Knight_Owl: you need morb
 gsyhiap: more orb, always more orb
 Natimus_Prime: There is no such thing as too much orb, so there logically can never be enough orb either
 shurtal: So much morb to give?
 lightfut: Is it, or is it not, orbin time?
thraximore: 
  r10pez10: good joke streamer
 SnackPak_: 
chumpofthemonth: I think you're doing great
thraximore: best joke you mean
 rembe0: golf clap
The_Knight_Owl:   
 YeetTheRich_: fuck
SharkHero08: the horse joke was pretty bad
  r10pez10: it's pretty bad that's why i enjoyed it
 YeetTheRich_: somebody get this on the highlights im on mobile
 SymphonicLolita: on it
 mazingolfer: ORB
 YeetTheRich_: bless
 mazingolfer: add a random power is good shit
PhillKaiba: Hey all and one of my fav games of all time
SharkHero08: Melt is also really good if you get the chance
 rembe0: melt is fantastic for one specific monster
PhillKaiba: Oh going a blizzard build?
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  r10pez10: daze run
 rembe0: good elite
 rembe0: defrag
PhillKaiba: Yep
PhillKaiba: And the relic that expand ya orbs
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PhillKaiba: Just because of barage build
 rembe0: ORB
 SymphonicLolita: orb orb orb orb
 rembe0: there is an orb max
Krillin_fan: ORB
K_t_Imp000: ORB
PhillKaiba: Worse elite in early game
Natural_Ones_Only: You absolute Nob
 mazingolfer: abuse potions
 mazingolfer: you heal off of your potions
Krillin_fan: easy every time
 SymphonicLolita: e g g
 MrTheWalrus: egg
Frostwriter111: E G G
thatanoyinguy: W
Natural_Ones_Only: EGG
 rembe0: power egg!
thatanoyinguy: Egg
 APartofManny: not for your build i think
PhillKaiba: In early yes as it scales
 rembe0: glacier is good for orb
Natural_Ones_Only: Rn? No
 APartofManny: since your going orbs
 YeetTheRich_:   
 mazingolfer: glacier is great for orb
 Athelgar: amd it doesnt exhaust
thatanoyinguy: Winnie
thraximore: 
Krillin_fan: that's how i play killer instinct, just take glacier
thatanoyinguy: 🍆
PhillKaiba: What ya need Is a couple of copies of blizzard for big damage
 rembe0: good boss
 SymphonicLolita: slimy boi
 rembe0: MORBIN TIME!
thatanoyinguy: 🍆
 SymphonicLolita: acceptable level of orb
thraximore: 
PhillKaiba: Echo form is so good
  r10pez10: ordering shampoo now
 rembe0: echo is a way of life
 APartofManny: thunder isn't bad
 mazingolfer: echo form a power
gideon_not_graves: I'm back.  Did we win last time?
 rembe0: are you ready to be echo for life?
thatanoyinguy: Should I get pizza
 mazingolfer: plus, it’s upgraded so it’s not etheral
PhillKaiba: Both good choices not thunder as you don't have enough thunder makers
PhillKaiba: Plasma!!
 SymphonicLolita: plasmorb
 Natimus_Prime: Free orb!
thraximore: thanks for the stream!
 mazingolfer: free orb
  r10pez10: can't believe wheeler got banned from victoria
 YeetTheRich_: exiled from the island
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 SymphonicLolita: thanks for the returnal to Is This Your Orb
 YeetTheRich_: ha yugioh joke
 SymphonicLolita: amazing
 shurtal: y'all gonna have a cardboard grid to prevent screen cheating?
Natural_Ones_Only: slap only?
 TheMandrew: big head mode/slappers only is the only way to play
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