Earthenone: !quote 8
LRRbot: Quote #8: "Once, at a LAN party, I sat down on my own nutsack so hard that I almost blacked out." —Cameron [2015-01-16]
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: PROTEIN!
airylan: !badadvice
LRRbot: Hug the tentacles.
gualdhar: !advice
LRRbot: Collect trillions of blops!
Mortimew: Squid1 PrideLion Squid4
Earthenone: thats too many blops
mtvcdm: There's always room for blops
SymphonicLolita: !findbutts
LRRbot: Behind you.
SymphonicLolita: correct
Manae: But what if it's under me?
shurtal: !advice
LRRbot: Never go full Frost.
airylan: !searchfortreasure
LRRbot: You find: Gold!
shurtal: Ah, so Frost/Nixon is suggested, I see.
Manae: Ahh, the halcyon days when *Nixon was the worst of this country
paronomasiac042: who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Rich-ard Nix-on!
Mazrae: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Goldeneye 64) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (54s from now).
FacelessManAboutTown: Meowdy wheelerMuldcb
Manae: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Goldeneye 64) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (1s from now).
Mazrae: Nothing better than playing doom 2016 on a new computer and watching LRR
Manae: lrrFRUMP
FacelessManAboutTown: Off by 1
SymphonicLolita: boooo
Mortimew: katesPride
Manae: I rushed it
paronomasiac042: off-by-one error
Manae: In my shame, I shall now restart my computer. Also because I'm rearranging drive letters
FacelessManAboutTown: Looking forward to odd jobs and golden things
ButButTheJesus: Hi folks, have we been grabbed by the Spetsnaz?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I thought the rule for Goldeneye was no oddjob
mtvcdm: LRRBot, set a condition for the match, would you?
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: Rotate the owl.
FacelessManAboutTown: Also Graham dropping sick lore bombs left over from the rewatch podcast
Boon_33: no oddjob? not even for the little borther?
kusinohki: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Goldeneye 64) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (2m ago).
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Boon_33 nah, little brother gets the 3rd party controller
saucemaster5000: No Oddjob? Life's too short to not play S-Tier!
Sibwow: what about slimjob
mtvcdm: Whoever went to Japan to buy the weird thing with a turbo function gets to use it
LoadingReadyRun: BRT!
paronomasiac042: brt brt brt!
Diabore: brt
FacelessManAboutTown: Bay rapid transport?
kusinohki: Brt?
paronomasiac042: my son is also named brt.
NotCainNorAbel: Bring Radios Today
emberBecky: *brrt*
Manae: If the use the RCP90, plenty of brrrrt!
FacelessManAboutTown: Bond's really tired
ButButTheJesus: haha LRR go brrrrrt
mtvcdm: Bond Rapidly Tranqed
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Here a brt, there a brt.
Boon_33: it's klobb`n time
mtvcdm: Oh, yes. Klobbs Only
NotCainNorAbel: You put your left brt in, you take your left brt out
Mazrae: My dad built me a sweet computer for my birthday and it's so good
Boon_33: death by papercuts *klobb intensifies*
mtvcdm: Goldeneye is a game where there are guns that are weaker than just slapping someone.
ButButTheJesus: I was just-a-few-days-ago old when I learned that it was named after Ken Lobb
FacelessManAboutTown: lrrSIG
TheAinMAP: katesAir
SnackPak_: lrrSIG
Manae: lrrSIG lrrSIG
Seth_Erickson: banger alert
amative1: lrrSIG
BigDaddyBland87: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
TheWriterAleph: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
MAPBoardgames: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
SymphonicLolita: lrrARROWS lrrSIG
Riandisa: xivCactuar xivCactuar xivCactuar
DrakoniteStreams: klobb, for when you don't care which directions your bullets go
NotCainNorAbel: lrrSIG BRT lrrSIG
AllTheWeasels: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
emberBecky: \o/
mtvcdm: I sure remember this music
Seth_Erickson: this menu music my god Kreygasm
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McGurganatorZX: let's get slappy on this old outdated shooter
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Boon_33: to be fair a slap from 007 is 100% change of KO
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Mazrae: A resub for crossing the streams!!!!
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BrowneePoints: Oh 3 boomers and a Gayby playing the Shooties game
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
questions_sleep: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
BrowneePoints: (Love y'all)
fastlane250: here's we go
ladyjessica: My childhood!
TheThromborax: FIRST TIME
satyropodobny: dayKrablarRoll dayKrablarRoll dayKrablarRoll dayKrablarRoll dayKrablarRoll dayKrablarRoll
legendofmoriad: well, this should be interesting
aitsu100: lets go slappers only no oddjob
kusinohki: slap or "judo chop!" ??
Ivalenz_: dwjftHm
bigburley97: Slap for sure
bunn_tech: sergeHi sergeHi
ChrisMackGames: Who's gonna be the first to play Oddjob? LUL
Boon_33: is this OC hardware or the re-whatever?
amative1: No Oddjob? What kind of farce is this?
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saucemaster5000: Ooh this music brings back memories, and I hated this game as a teen!
mrjujubeans: Time for things to get…Complex
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iSmartMan1: Big head mode on?
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Caffine1138: And just like that, I'm 10 years old again running RCP90s around the map
Drasvin: madame13Love
Boon_33: @amative1 I know!
bigburley97: My guess is Wheeler will play oddjob
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Williams4jesus: 17
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BrowneePoints: Was Goldeneye Kirkhope or Wise?
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Tonight on CROSSING THE STREAMS: @Graham_LRR, @BWheelerMTG, @alexsteacy, and @coachNellyMTG are playing GOLDENEYE 64! | 📷 ||
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BusTed: DK Mode, Paintball Mode, Slappers Only
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Ivalenz_: katesPlot
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SaxPython: #SlappersOnly
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
shurtal: so, think they built a cardboard grid to prevent screencheating?
Ritaspirithntr: @boon_33 it’s on the switch’s virtual console
Boon_33: @Ritaspirithntr ah, TY
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KBKarma: Twenny eight! That's almost a year, right? Right? RIGHT?!
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ChampBlankman: I have been waiting for this day since the first time they talked about it on From Rewatch With Love!
Ivalenz_: kivaSus
mtvcdm: Hands up, who here has done the Bond gunbarrel walk in the mirror at some point in their life?
Diabore: ooh thats a good line up
ladyjessica: Screen cheating is part of the game.
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck I'm not late
spo_okymulder: this is so exciting! i LOVE goldeneye!
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62MGcobra: best game ever!!!!
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NevermorePainting: 20 Mooooooonths!
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sheer_falacy: Remember to look at the floor for speedrunning!
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DigitalSeahorse: katesJam lucidWiggle katesWiggle
NightValien28: we all overflowing with nostalgia up in here
ChampBlankman: @mtvcdm **raises hand somewhat sheepishly**
StageMgrRob subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 63 months, currently on a 63 month streak!
StageMgrRob: I wish my subaversary was next week. Then I could celebrate it and my 50th birthday at the same time.
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control_rig: There are going to be SO MANY PIXELS.
iSmartMan1: @ladyjessica They still have all of Paul's dividers from the Screencheat video
ButButTheJesus: its not cheating if everyone can use the tactic equally
Ritaspirithntr: Have only ever played pvp multiplayer of this game. Brings back memories! :D
Boon_33: if i see them use secret rooms I still don't know about, i'ma flip out
Orxolon: omg,are we playing Goldeneye!!!???this is happening!!! aaaaaahhhhhh
ladyjessica: lrrSPOOPY
Alas_Babylon: @StageMgrRob Who says you can't?
Alas_Babylon: @StageMgrRob In fact, happy birthday, friend
saucemaster5000: Tina turner's opening song still slaps btw
SaxPython: Psyche, This is actually a campaign speed running stream
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Lyinginbedmon: Curses! One month shy of the best joke
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StageMgrRob: thank you @Alas_Babylon
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emberBecky: I look forward to absorbing everyone's nostalgia secondhand. When this came out, I was probably playing a lot of SimAnt or something. ;D
ButButTheJesus: @saucemaster5000 Gawwwwdeneeeeye
Nigouki: Is this the one where Sean Bean dies? Kappa
mtvcdm: If you play Oddjob, you have to play the next round as Jaws
blip2004 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 50 months!
blip2004: Proximity mines EVERYWHERE!
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MrGibberish: @lyinginbedmon Would you say you were sergeOffByOne ?
kusinohki: what are the chances of playing Perfect Dark next week??
Fanklok: But what if all Oddjob?
amative1: @Nigouki Twice!
saucemaster5000: My nostalgia for this was waiting for my friends to get bored schooling me so we could play Snowboard Kids instead
Lyinginbedmon: @MrGibberish Eh, math is for blockers
Dog_of_Myth: Good evening all
betweenmyself: Bonus points for using the Klobb riffYeti
control_rig: If everyone's Oddjob then no one is Oddjob
Dog_of_Myth: Prox mines all the time.
superdude097: @saucemaster5000 Snowboard Kids was the bomb!
YeomanAres: Remote mines only, screen watching encouraged
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Mr_Dirty: dibs on Jaws
WriterRaven: Excellent timing, meej.
ChampBlankman: Prox Mines were the only way I was ever any good at this game.
LinearGif: Watching the Screens
StageMgrRob: I think I still have my copy of Golden Eye for the N64 in my spare bedroom.
bigburley97: @control_rig My favorite Incredible's quote
mtvcdm: If you're oddjob you only get Klobbs; if you're Jaws you get to have the Moonraker laser.
DrakoniteStreams: @YeomanAres A+B FTW
TehAmelie: one of my fondest memories is renting a N64 and playing this for 24 hours straight with four friends. yes, four
bolas_dnd: Tried to replay this recently. Boy the controls have not aged well.
Dog_of_Myth: I prox mined everything! Doors, armor, ammo. It was glorious
NotCainNorAbel: is wheeler old enough to have a third hand to hold the controller?
matthaus_c: this game controls?
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck lucidDuck lucidDuck
GhostValv: oh hi
amative1: ooh, loal
ShaneLeeAtk: License to Kill - Globs only
emberBecky: o/
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
amative1: *local
TheAinMAP: Hello.
TehAmelie: greetings!
BrowneePoints: 3 old dudes relive their high school days
underhill33 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 77 months, currently on a 77 month streak!
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Desruprot: desrupD
BrowneePoints: (I appreciate you)
Lyinginbedmon: PrideHeyyy
DrakoniteStreams: therea48Wave
ashteranic: Bearded crew
asthanius: Bearded glasses gang
djalternative: GoldenEye for the N64 for the Switch
Wondermoo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 115 months!
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62MGcobra: 4X RCP-90s and see that frame a second
ButButTheJesus: Beards Beards Beards!
betweenmyself: GoldenEye screen watching; a tactic so fried into the brains of a generation it was made into its own game (Screen Cheat)
Alas_Babylon: Beard Boyz
mtvcdm: Time to make some file cabinets explode
LinearGif: What is time indeed
GhostValv: you're both old :)
Sibwow: check the wiki for birthdays
amative1: Beej. Always Beej.
Boon_33: only 26 years ago this was peak gaming
djalternative: o/
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DigitalSeahorse: whomever has kids is older
Foxmar320: I played this in high school
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Lyinginbedmon: lyingiPog
PharaohBender27 raises hand
A_Dub888: o/
DigitalSeahorse: spiritually
amative1: Nine what now?
Diabore: never forget
underhill33: o/
62MGcobra hand up
mtvcdm: o/
matthaus_c: I was two!
Ritaspirithntr: lrrWOW
GhostValv: and o/
Caffine1138: I was 11 when this came out. My bones are now dust.
FenrisSchafer: o/
saucemaster5000: It happened on november 11th, easy question
NotCainNorAbel: it is easy to remember, the date is right in the name
LinearGif: It's pronounced "nine one one"
Dog_of_Myth: College dorms nights was taken up by Goldeneye alot
Desruprot: nice that music
Earthenone: !patreon
LRRbot: 2633 patrons for a total of $20,785.13 per month.
mtvcdm: !patreon
LRRbot: 2633 patrons for a total of $20,785.13 per month.
cyanidevalentine: I remember the 7/11 bombings does that count?
thefightnerd: i was in NYC where i live, being worried. thanks.
JusticeJuice: Hand's up if you have trouble remebering yesterday o/
Alas_Babylon: I was 6. ;-;
amative1: #streamb
Rustpile subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 27 months, currently on a 27 month streak!
Rustpile: Going to my ophthalmologist to get my golden eye checked out
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lord_wertornion: That was a great birthday for my dad lrrFRUMP
PharaohBender27: @saucemaster5000 lrrWOW
Earthenone: will you think the subs from your earlier stream tonight? :P
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JadedCynic: What're you talking about; the N64 wasn't launched that long ago - it's just when I was living in Iowa...back around the 'turn of the century' whichwas only...*counts* oh. OH.
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Laserbeaks_Fury: Henching for a villain sounds like quite an odd job to craft a resume for
Arakasi01: Goldeneye rather than Perfect Dark smh Kappa
lirazel64: I was 46.
Caffine1138: RCP90 or Klobb: Favorite Weapon?
AzaleaCloud subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 11 months!
AzaleaCloud: I am invincible!
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ButButTheJesus: Just don't get grabbed by the Spetsnaz. It sounds painful.
DiscordianTokkan: I played Timesplitters WAY more than Goldeneye
ShaneLeeAtk: Played SO MUCH goldenEye in college
Lord_Hosk: 9:11 happened 11 hours ago
kusinohki: LRR played a lot of this in the middle of a mall...
amative1: @Caffine1138 Whatever I can find
paronomasiac042: when goldeneye was new, i had neither a nintendo nor friends.
mtvcdm: I'm going to be doing far more nostalgia to myself at the end of the month attending the Midwest Gaming Classic, so I've prepared myself for this.
Desruprot: @Caffine1138 Klobb is a carboard shooter, RCP definitely
PharaohBender27: @lord_wertornion Ooof. I went to high school with someone who also had to experience that on their birthday
Diabore: how hard is the no odd job rule?
Foxmar320: I was the guy who had a N64 so people came over to play it
amative1: @Lord_Hosk Wait, it's only 8:13. What happens in an hour?
mtvcdm: !crossover
LRRbot: This feels like it ought to be part of the World of Darkness.
SaxPython: Nelly's a Legend
AugmentingPath: @lord_wertornion Weirdly, that is also my dad's birthday.
Earthenone: when i stayed up past everyone at the sleepover i unlocked smash charicters :P
62MGcobra: R
ryuhimora: GLRRRRRP
JadedCynic: @Lord_Hosk lies, 9:11 was only 23 min ago Kappa
ButButTheJesus: gotta get that BWAH intro sound effect
frozenphoenix7: Hey, Todays Menu for Emiya!
niccus: his lips are so long
Alas_Babylon: Bond's wide mouth is always a classic
JadedCynic: *chef_kiss*
korvys: Wide mouth Pierce Brosnan
DigitalSeahorse: katesHm I think I've played this with family one time
laikagoat: wide mouth
Lyinginbedmon: This game is referenced a lot in games programming courses
flatluigi: president james bond
Scy_Anide: Unf
amative1: Rareware
GhostValv: wowie
StarKnight42 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 61 months!
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betweenmyself: Gotta get that gun barrel scene
Orxolon: thanks Graham
frozenphoenix7: Who cares about Snap Wheeler ,there's Pokemon Puzzle League!
LinearGif: Suitable for only 1-4 persons. And they're all in this room!
Dog_of_Myth: Oh YEAH, that triggered memories
amative1: DAH DAH DUUUU
CommanderPulsar: Oh! I feel like James.
TheAinMAP: In 3D.
AzaleaCloud: Nostalgia senses tingling. o.o
DiscordianTokkan: Banger Alert!
mtvcdm: How many of you have done this in the mirror?
ghyllnox: There's a weird visual distortion on the left of the camera frame
djalternative: and... vod claimed
amative1: Yup
matthaus_c: put James Bond in Smash
BrowneePoints: with Iconic Pipe sound
hatboozeparty: lrrSHINE
Blakemcm: omgomgomg GOLDEN EYE!!!!!
ContingentCat: oh yeah right in the nostelgia
Earthenone: i played this in elementry school, the friend who had it was only allowed to play it on paintball mode
BrowneePoints: Grant Kirkhope went hard
Mazrae: I played the crap out of this
BrowneePoints: I think it was Kirkhope
BrowneePoints: unless it was Wise
DigitalSeahorse: I know I have it in the console box but haven't even done solo in forever
SquidVorb: Is that theme DMCAble?
niccus: unfortunately you can't Get Down on the virtual console
TheAinMAP: 2020Shred
shurtal: god the spinning rare logo warps me back to my childhood
KBKarma: I note that the cert that turned up at the start had president: James Bond.
Desruprot: Grant Kirkhope did well with the soundtrack
TheThromborax: They went So Much harder than they had to with the music
JadedCynic: yeah, say what you will, the N64 had GREAT music <3
MrGibberish: Heads up, green screen behind Alex is weird
call_me_Aras: Shame the music was done my Tommy Tellerico... I think
cyanidevalentine: It's fascinating how well the music comes across Vs how bad the graphics are
shurtal: thanks Grant Kirkhope!
62MGcobra: no aztec
JadedCynic: ohhhh, oof
ryuhimora: But where's Matt? This isn't FRWL!!!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Starring: A Reasonable Facsimile Of James Bond
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Slapper only is the best
10of9 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 35 months, currently on a 35 month streak!
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tim_tam_wim_bam: @niccus not with that attitude
hatboozeparty: Single player unlocking content for free? Madness
Blakemcm: beat the first level really fast and you get paintball mode
ashteranic: Nope, gotta play single player to get it
Foxmar320: The controller that required a third hand
JadedCynic: the great spaceship <3
NotCainNorAbel: three handed
matthaus_c: oh right the alien controller
TehAmelie: woow
fastlane250: A hell bin of wires?
ashesandmochi: this is great timing because i have been rewatching well uh from rewatch with love
Dog_of_Myth: I had one
flatluigi: there's a hole in it!
amative1: That B button
TheWriterAleph: hell yeah
LinearGif: Oh man, I love Hellbinhead
TheAinMAP: You have a bin of what in there?
Easilycrazyhat: Cool see through button
KBKarma: Hey, there's no A button!
djalternative: hollow A button!
DiscordianTokkan: Lol, the key'd out B button
betweenmyself: Ah! The visuals are too crisp! The framerate too high! My precious memories are destroyed! BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump
SpoonfullOfSugar: now THAT brings back memories
Manae: One of the default N64 modes used left-center and is probably the closest to a modern FPS control
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call_me_Aras: I never played Goldeneye!
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ladyjessica: Purple see through!!
Ivalenz_: !findquote n64
LRRbot: Quote #2195: "What I really want is an N64 controller... because I have 3 arms." —Paul [2016-03-28]
matthaus_c: this controller is perfect for the arm that comes out of my chest cavity
dpj2009: 007! 😱
shurtal: there's NO A BUTTON
Easilycrazyhat: WHY
DigitalSeahorse: and retrying old stuff, there were phones in that style back in the 80s
shurtal: thanks greenscreen
Kikazi subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 107 months!
Kikazi: Library, Golden Gun, No Oddjob or Jaws, GO! lrrHORN
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JadedCynic: tank controls?!?
AzaleaCloud: Just have three hands 4Head like everyone else in the 90s
TehAmelie: it was a good time for bold inventions in 3D first person controls
pn55: Yeees!
Astramentha: D:
amative1: That was normal
tim_tam_wim_bam: no
Cavemanhar: the crystal see through plastic is so nostalgic for me
ryuhimora: WHY
control_rig: The same person that had THREE HANDS
Nukified: this is fine
TheWriterAleph: gdi nintendo smh my head
SquidVorb: ???
cmdrud87: Love the title :D
pn55: That was how it was then
Mediocre_Man5: cut them some slack, FPS games on a console were a brand new concept at the time
CouldntPickAUsername: after years of this and ultma underworld twin stick felt SO WRONG.
Orxolon: weird
JadedCynic: man, back in the days before we came up with standardized controls...
ZombieHendrix: The alt N64 option to use the stick as view is still the best
Manae: @control_rig Eh, the controller was great. Just no one bothered to use more than center-right configs
GDwarble: @control_rig The idea was that which prongs you used would change based on how you wanted to play the game, not use all three at once :P
pn55: This was before Halo and dual analogs
ButButTheJesus: You could change it in the original version too
Tiber727: I still use that config for Halo. I'm a monster.
Arakasi01: Does the switch use the gyroscope aiming thing for this game? That would be sweet
A_Catastrophic_Success: I’m in the minority that haaaated this game because of the horrible controls
Foxmar320: Thankfully the Xbox version does not have that control problem
ryuhimora: If you "wanted" to??? As if the majority wouldn't???
Blakemcm: But Graham... What is ZED?
SnackPak_: sergeOwl
MoaiGangsta: then solve for x
flatluigi: ah yes, i understand completely
DaxStrife: Is this going to turn into Who's On First?
paronomasiac042: zed's dead
EvilBadman: @Foxmar320 Yeah it rules, but no online multi
Orxolon: dah,so easy
amative1: But can you turn on cheats
JadedCynic: @control_rig ...or center-left configs for the 10% of the population
SquidVorb: What's Zed?
iarethel0ser: At what point to you pray to the elder gods?
ZombieHendrix: Ya, solitaire. Aka the Turok layout
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iSmartMan1: Zeds? Are we playing Killing Floor later?
CouldntPickAUsername: the caves were so damn dark
ButButTheJesus: also the N64 version had a lean functionality, which this doesn't as far as I can tell
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Foxmar320: Yeah Xbox has no online multi :(
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azureHaights: Facility, aka "Felicity" (because yay Perfect Dark)
Manae: No one quite got good FPS controls yet when this came out, but one of the deeper defaults was great
cyanidevalentine: No odd-job no golden gun right?
blip2004: Proxy Mines!
ashteranic: Slappers only baybeeee
JadedCynic: this should be a good story...
AugmentingPath: OHMSS! Never let them make you do a second film!
DiscordianTokkan: lol
DigitalSeahorse: oh no wonder I'm blurry I'm still set on 480 from when I was updating games
ButButTheJesus: HA
Foxmar320: omg thats adorable
YeomanAres: Loser picks
SaxPython: yeah mash
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight sergeJustRight sergeJustRight
flatluigi: beautiful
ButButTheJesus: I LOVE IT
DigitalSeahorse: xD
TheWriterAleph: gennaLUL
Foxmar320: I love it
SymphonicLolita: LUL
SnowbirdMike: nice
Caffine1138: DO IT
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
azureHaights: slappARRs only
Ritaspirithntr: LETS GO!!!
betweenmyself: pennyWhat
Laserbeaks_Fury: "Do you expect me to remap my controls?" "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to DIE!"
A_Dub888: benginChaos
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SquidVorb: LUL
mtvcdm: I've done the pirate system so many times for so many games.
aitsu100: all on Alex
AllTheWeasels: Pistols at dawn
DigitalSeahorse: noooooooooo
SquareDotCube: Pistols at dawn of the stream
mercano82: Pistols at… dusk?
Foxmar320: The character code is so long
amative1: gotta do it again
PharaohBender27: katesNo
Juliamon: Virtual Consoles aren't static
Orxolon: put it agaiin
62MGcobra: c'mon nelly
CouldntPickAUsername: this music is giving me flashbacks
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Dog_of_Myth: Got to pick Boris
korvys: Boris
cyanidevalentine: So who is which screen?
NightValien28: ruined
Mediocre_Man5: I remember that code being a huge deal when people finally figured it out
AllTheWeasels: I am INVINCIBLE!
Desruprot: the special character oh right
TehAmelie: the amount of multiplayer stuff that's locked behind cheat codes is really weird
iSmartMan1: So who is in each quadrant?
shurtal: ah, good ol' XENIA ONNATOP
control_rig: Those cones
Foxmar320: oh goooood
amative1: uh oh
Earthenone: who is which quadrent?
DigitalSeahorse: which quadrant is which?
AttackCowboy: Is it possible to get the green screen corner fixed?
A_Dub888: cool technology!
Darleysam: welcome to From Replay With Love
JadedCynic: remap! SeemsGood
djalternative: yeah. might want to create a save state for all cheat codes
ElfLawyer: oh hey, it's a stream
betweenmyself: If I recall Boris is the second shortest character, but only slightly smaller than the norm.
flatluigi: i keep forgetting alan cumming was in goldeneye
DigitalSeahorse: can Paul put names on screen?
ElfLawyer: it's a good group of lads
amative1: False start. 5 yard penalty. Replay 2nd down.
Dog_of_Myth: Ah, the best level
Desruprot: the OG Goldeneye also had Key commands on the menu screen to enter the cheats
EvilBadman: @DigitalSeahorse I don't think Paul's operating this one
KeytarCat: A save state with all the right settings might be worth making during break
ElfLawyer: so what's wrong with Oddjob
PharaohBender27: @DigitalSeahorse Is lrrPAUL even on tech?
Nukified: oh yeah, these were certainly graphics of some kind
mtvcdm: Wheeler top right, Nelson bottom right, Graham top left, Alex bottom left.
JadedCynic: karate CHOP!
damn_i_am_pretty: And Wheeler is playing spiderman
SaxPython: Bopen Boor
ButButTheJesus: I got a 10 spot on Alex
AugmentingPath: ElfLawyer small hitbox
matthaus_c: the powerful crouch
DigitalSeahorse: PharaohBender27 I donno
margieargie: Ah, my favorite Bond character, Bottom Right... wait no that just sounds like something an actual Bond Girl would be named...
SaxPython: The Slappening
DigitalSeahorse: haven't heard Paul speak today
control_rig: Oh God WHY do I remember the layout of this level after all these years?!
dsavillian: one tap
korvys: Brought a slapper to a gun fight
Manae: Need to dot the screens!
JadedCynic: oh, the movie foley standards for riccochets <3
blip2004: yeah, this is pretty accurate
definenull: never bring a _ to a gun fight
DeM0nFiRe: This is exactly how every game of Goldeneye went LUL this game was so hard to control even on original controller
Arakasi01: This is a real potato fight
DigitalSeahorse: I think I know now tho
adept_nekomancer: Scooting around on your knees
mrjujubeans: Can’t wait to hear those Klobber sounds
azureHaights: Did I hear that right? ↖G ↗B ↙A ↘N
Desruprot: Boris is not invincible clearly
Sarah_Serinde: I
ThingsOnMyStream: Paul is at home watching :p
DigitalSeahorse: ehhehhehehhe knee slide
amative1: !players
LRRbot: Today's players: Graham (top left), Alex (bottom left), Wheeler (top right), and Nelson (bottom right).
TehAmelie: Oddjob is too short to be hit with the default vertical aim angle. which may seem like an odd advantage
ElfLawyer: shaken not stirred is such a bad way to order a martini
Sarah_Serinde: I'm pretty sure there isn't a way for Paul to control this stream, given the studio they're in and that they're all playing in person
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otakon17: am I in time?
Sarah_Serinde: Hi Paul :D
Juliamon: otakon17 You've missed like 2 minutes of play
iarethel0ser: @Sarah_Serinde Do not underestimate Paul.
adept_nekomancer: Wait, who's storing crates in the bathroom?
TheAwkes: This TTK is something.
Sarah_Serinde: @Sarah_Serinde I mean that's fair
otakon17: so who's playing Oddjob?
Sarah_Serinde: Paul could find a way
amative1: @otakon17 No Oddjob, according to stream title
Alas_Babylon: @otakon17 No Oddjob until after the break, the code didn't quite work
ButButTheJesus: twenty SIX years ago!
BrowneePoints: The sound effects just legit made me de-age 20 years
otakon17: WHAT?!
JadedCynic: @otakon17 #NoOddjob
EvilBadman: Also there is more than A framerate
control_rig: G is killin' it!
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otakon17: Madness! No Oddjob
DigitalSeahorse: I should hook up my consoles again or at least play emulators of the same games so I can save and maybe beat things finally
definenull: they're just passing the pp around
BrowneePoints: Yea you can get into the vents from the Bathroom
AHayes31: So many hours a day spent playing this with friends. Love it
otakon17: Pass the PP
ElfLawyer: leave it to Wheeler to play the pretty lady
ThingsOnMyStream: This looks wrong at over 10fps
LurkerSpine: G is on a tear
ChampBlankman: Walther PPK. Either the standard issue MI6 sidearm or a relic only used by Bond. Depending on what the plot requires.
PharaohBender27: Man lrrGRAHAM is cleaning up here
DelphineSynastria: I remember playing this for the first time and getting stuck in the bathroom for OVER AN HOUR
Saintnex: Dang Graham is just rolling everyone lol
otakon17: so EVERYTHING is just taking place in the goddamn bathrooms? XD
DigitalSeahorse: the bathroom with no toilets
Spanked42: they put goldeneye on switch?
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DigitalSeahorse: noooo
EvilBadman: @Spanked42 and the Xbox if you have Rare Replay there
Sarah_Serinde: My brother and I played this so much as kids
SquidVorb: @spanked42 Xbox too
mtvcdm: There was a *really long* death animation when you got someone in the neck.
otakon17: so they're playing this SPLITSCREEN on a goddamn Switch?!
gehennam_reborn: @spanked42 Nintendo online N64 port
amative1: "I am inwincible!"
azureHaights: I was wondering what that mark was on Alex's screen, then I realized it was green screen stuff
mtvcdm: Or the throat rather.
Spanked42: oh man what am I doing here then?
DrakoniteStreams: unlocking the cheat in this level was such a pain
BrowneePoints: Yep. It was one of the big announcements when they announced n64 on Virtual Console @Spanked42
Simonark: Strange that Graham kept suggesting that tonight they play for money
Laserbeaks_Fury: Combo Weapons Give PP
Spanked42: is it just the multiplayer or sp too?
KBKarma: You can tell they're reliving their childhood due to all the puerile jokes.
ladyjessica: That reload sound.
Sarah_Serinde: This has single player as well
DigitalSeahorse: sinks and urinals but no toilets?
gehennam_reborn: @spanked42 should be the whole game
Boon_33: top left is unstoppable, is that Graham?
fastlane250: just noticed 'TART Button'
Radyin: Is the kill count displayed on the screen somewhere, or did that not get invented for another 10 years?
otakon17: you guys should be playing this on the BIGGEST HD SCREEN AVAILABLE
mtvcdm: No gun, your problem
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Earthenone: kills pop up when you get a kill
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL @Dog_of_Myth
otakon17: @Radyin kill count pops up on their srelative screen
AHayes31: Is this a timed match?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
emberBecky: @Boon_33 yeah
eshplode: Has Wheeler tried pyromancy in this?
Robot_Bones: Try pyromancy
BloodnBullets: !players
SnackPak_: theirs pyromancy in goldeneye?
otakon17: MUSCLE WIZARD!
adept_nekomancer: So many holes in this building
BrowneePoints: there's a button that brings up a Crosshair Nelly
BrowneePoints: but I don't remember which
comrade_cards: "I cast GUN"
MrGibberish: @ahayes31 10 minutes
iarethel0ser: Try using the orbital killsat.
paronomasiac042: @AHayes31 aye, 10 minutes
Kikazi: My older brother had all the multiplayer maps memorized and learned how to run backwards through all of them. Needless to say, it was rare when I won.
DigitalSeahorse: doh
Dog_of_Myth: @PharaohBender27 I had to. I have a stupid smile right now with all the good memories of this game.
iSmartMan1: Man, Graham is dominating!
eshplode: @SnackPak_ No, but there should be
mazingolfer: Graham just completely bullying wheeler
amative1: @Foxmar320 Community Day idea?
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otakon17: *huffs*
DigitalSeahorse: oh this is on switch
control_rig: Graham is wrecking face
DigitalSeahorse: or no
mtvcdm: Graham holy crap
otakon17: you CAN aim but it slows you down IMMENSELY
korvys: Ruger, probably
BjjBrain: when Graham said it played a few rounds, he meant he plays 24 hours to prep for this stream!
Sarah_Serinde: Yes this is on Switch
definenull: are we still doing phrasing?
TehAmelie: i'd watch Cougar Magnum. a remake of Magnum with an older lady as Magnum
SaxPython: CoolCat
BrowneePoints: Looks like a Colt right?
amative1: @DigitalSeahorse Yup, N64 gamepack on Switch
DigitalSeahorse: different controllers
SquareDotCube: based on a Colt
otakon17: it's based on a Smith and Wesson
DelphineSynastria: IIRC all the guns are knock-offs of real guns
DigitalSeahorse: ah
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun During development, the Cougar Magnum was called both the Ruger Magnum and the Blackhawk Magnum after its real-world counterpart.
betweenmyself: Named for Kenneth Lobb
mtvcdm: Graham now at 12 kills.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Scorpion Wins
azureHaights: I... think the Spyder was another game's AKA-47 for the Skorpion?
otakon17: The Drukanov is an AK-47
SnackPak_: someone has to stop Graham
SquareDotCube: All SMGs is where it gets fun
Godofmuffins: Its called the Skorpion because CZ thought it would be a cool name.
DigitalSeahorse: amative1 nice
otakon17: it might be an AK-MIni
pimiento: elfunkPopcorn elfunkPopcorn
SaxPython: Bravely ran away / away
matthaus_c: G is esport-ready
DigitalSeahorse: katesGun katesGun katesGun
TehAmelie: was this at the time when weapons companies started selling gun models to game companies?
Tiber727: I remember a gameshark let you access the entire level, which I thought was better except the inaccessible area had no items of course.
otakon17: I love the slight aim wobble
mrjujubeans: Bonus action disengage
DigitalSeahorse: katesGun
BrowneePoints: Magnum Fights in the Bathroom only happens at Pride After Dark Graham
otakon17: there's ALWAYS a magnum fight in the bathroom
mtvcdm: 13 for Graham.
azureHaights: Ah, says the Klobb was originally going to be the Spyder
blip2004: there are stealth sections
mtvcdm: 14.
otakon17: bc the game has stealth sections
control_rig: Graham you absolute monster
KBKarma: Graham: I am not good at this. Also Graham: 14 kills.
korvys: I mean, it was one of the first, so know one really knew what they were doing
Manae: Nobody actually knew what they were doing with FPSs yet
Orxolon: if you are not holding it out i think you run faster)?
otakon17: and if you pull a weapon during those times all shit breaks out
DigitalSeahorse: katesJuice katesNom
LinearGif: There's a "pull your weapon out" button because there are bathrooms
Fruan: This level is really giving me the vibes of "What if the Backrooms was all bathrooms"
mtvcdm: Wheeler: 2 kills.
mrjujubeans: I love the run speed. It’s wild
Laserbeaks_Fury: You know, since a lot of public restrooms sell condoms, a Magnum fightin the bathroom had a whole different meaning
otakon17: so what's the kill count?
otakon17: I mean to end the match
GDwarble: They've given interviews about it, and I don't remember the multiplayer discussion but it was made by people who had no idea how to make a game like this
Lyinginbedmon: Graham got to pick a new perk for beating cancer and clearly chose pvp skills in 20 year old games
Arakasi01: Perfect Dark has the way better multiplayer mode. Insane amount of features.
betweenmyself: Multiplayer was definitely an afterthought for the devs.
ThingsOnMyStream: I’d love to see a new movie that is just 90 minutes of Bond and 3 other people running around shooting each other randomly in an office building.
SymphonicLolita: oops! all toilets
amative1: !players
LRRbot: Today's players: Graham (top left), Alex (bottom left), Wheeler (top right), and Nelson (bottom right).
Mediocre_Man5: Hell, PC shooters had barely figured out WASD controls at this point
josh___something: It has destiny radar
JonnyGlitched: The multiplayer was better known than the campaign
DigitalSeahorse: tactical knee slide
Asrimal: They originally had all the Bonds in the game for multiplayer Eon Productions made them take them out. Thanks From Rewatch With Love!
Akaiatana: This is Goldeneye 007, not Duck Game
JonnyGlitched: I can't aim with an analogue stick
Alas_Babylon: I mean, ostensibly, you don't need to do *too* much to make a multiplayer mode - stick four avatars on a map, go nuts
otakon17: FIFTEEN!?
cmdrud87: Graham can decline ti anser this
SymphonicLolita: Grahameye 007
AHayes31: Graham is on a rampage lol
otakon17: 007 Graham
Alas_Babylon: Still, a weekend's work to make something like this is a heckin achievement
DigitalSeahorse: oh there ARE toilets
TetraRay: to fast lol
DigitalSeahorse: I must have blinked
JadedCynic: The other 3 need to team up against Graham :)
Despoiler98: the JOOOKS
erloas: To me Golden Eye always felt like it was a "really good shooter" for a console when people forgot or didn't know that PC shooters existed
amative1: hmm, I wonder who will win lrrBEEJ
otakon17: the JUKES FAILED
trilemma85: G only played 4 levels, but it was the Rewatch With Love that really honed his skill.
saucemaster5000: I say let graham have this one
otakon17: this game is 30 years old and has better decal tech than Fallout 4
azureHaights: muh-muh-muh-BLAM! muh-muh-muh-muh-BLAM! That's you, that's how you shoot!
Boon_33: graham is using the strats, notably the body armor is good strat
BrowneePoints: Okay so the Cougar is 100% based on the Ruger Blackhawk Graham/Alex
betweenmyself: So how do I insert the DD Expansion pack into my Switch? riffThink
EvilBadman: @erloas PC gaming wasn't as easy of a entry point as set up 64, play game
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
mtvcdm: 16, 4, 0, 3.
BloodnBullets: "choice"
Easilycrazyhat: Judo CHOP
AHayes31: I always used to get best Marksmanship
otakon17: surprised no one grabbed the Moonraker laser
PharaohBender27: Oh damn I hadn't even seen there was a prediction
otakon17: >mostly harmless
DigitalSeahorse: choice ARM
JadedCynic: melee attack doesn't run out of ammo B)
Tiber727: @erloas To me even having a computer and PC games was a marvelous things.
TheThirdTail: why is unlimited an option?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah, Alex's feed was a little CHOPPY
AzaleaCloud: Weapon of choice: THESE HANDS
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otakon17: First to 10 is quick
Xenguin47: Howdy amazing nerds!
TehAmelie: You Only Live Twice gives you a last man standing mode, too
Haroldholmes25: LUL
Lyinginbedmon: lyingiRaven
saucemaster5000: Best map anyways
blip2004: this is the best map
otakon17: it's the same map XD
TemporallyAwry: True Random PrideLaugh
otakon17: the map WAS on random
JonnyGlitched: Slappers only
LinearGif: ibs mood
BrowneePoints: Don't forget you can get into the vents from the Toilets
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JonnyGlitched: sus
DigitalSeahorse: lol
mrjujubeans: Ooo, gotta get lasers
BrowneePoints: Also who is running around as Alan Cumming?
DigitalSeahorse: Door: "No fighting allowed."
erloas: maybe my middle class is showing, but pretty much everyone I knew had PCs at that point, more common that N64 for sure
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DrakoniteStreams: you can dual wield almost any two weapons using a minor glitch
amative1: @BrowneePoints I think Nelson is playing as Boris
EvilBadman: @erloas Right but not explicitly for gaming
Xenguin47: Plz no slappy
DigitalSeahorse: ding
TehAmelie: remember how the game used to run with four players shooting dual RC-P90s at once?
iSmartMan1: Ignorant person here, why was Oddjob such a big deal in this game?
JonnyGlitched: Why GoG I set download limit and you strill use 30 MBPS
TehAmelie: like, 5 seconds per frame
Alas_Babylon: @iSmartMan1 Small hitbox
Lyinginbedmon: @iSmartMan1 I think it was because he was short
Juliamon: iSmartMan1 Shorter model makes smaller hitbox
saucemaster5000: Forget to bow
DEATHlikescats: You remember headshots are usually one shots
BloodnBullets: more likely unarmed for dishonerable, "from behind" would require thought to code.
hackingducks: what a murder spree
Foxmar320: @amative1 I own it on Xbox but could get it again
KBKarma: Drinking someone else's milkshake?
AzaleaCloud: The smaller hitbox also meant you had to aim with R to hit him, so you couldn't like, shoot Oddjob from the hip.
amative1: @Foxmar320 It's part of the expansion pass
Akaiatana: @iSmartMan1 Odd Job is, in fact, slightly shorter and headshots are harder. Odd Job, in the film, is one of the tallest characters.
BrowneePoints: DD? Well it better get out of the laboratory
Laserbeaks_Fury: This multiplayer has NO HONOR
ButButTheJesus: you have to pick up a "left-handed" version of the weapon
JonnyGlitched: I'm pretty sure LRR introduced me to the cart-tilting craze dance that was this game
Juliamon: (It was asked about)
EvilBadman: @Akaiatana Lol there is no way Oddjob was the tallest character in film
eshplode: I just remembered that one singleplayer mission where you get to dual wield a grenade launcher and machine gun. It was awesome
Sibwow: what about slim job
azureHaights: He was no Odd Jaws, but
Foxmar320: @amative1 I don't have that
kirbytronic: Anyone been accused of screen watching?
Akaiatana: @EvilBadman One of the. Also I don't bond :P
Quaseymoto: Wow, I suddenly just got out of Jr. High and took the bus to my friends house.
OldsCool: its becuse odjob was originaly going to be nicknack
JonnyGlitched: You gotta actually aim to hit him
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Dog_of_Myth: @LoadingReadyRun Quick google search says GoldenEye supports dual wielding nearly every weapon in the game. The only exceptions are unarmed, the watch laser and detonator, mines and hand grenades, the taser, and the tank. None of the gadgets can be dual wielded.
RassilonDND: If there exists a odd job, dies
LurkerSpine: see: Molly Lewis's song about this
pn55: It's been a while, but I don't think you could dual-wield in multiplayer. You can in single player though, and there was a trick to dual-wield different weapons.
ButButTheJesus: you have to pick up a "left-handed" version of the weapon
Manae: I thought the issue was the hitbox was the same regardless of size
JadedCynic: What they should've done for that is use Knick Knack
AHayes31: Pretty sure No Oddjob was the standard house rule for everybody
CouldntPickAUsername: I remember playing Bond a lot but then learning that he actually moves rather slowly.Xenia was much faser
bootsmalone: i thought it was because they got odd job confused with knick knack
Electrodyne: The second lady character was also short if I remember correctly
TehAmelie: oh yeah, Xenia has a grenade launcher and machine gun combo and taking them from her is the way you get to do the same
Sibwow: yeah its a silencer not an invisibler
YeomanAres: I always assumed they mashed oddjob and nicknack together
Saintnex: ahhhh split screen multiplayer lol
EvilBadman: ^
OldsCool: Odjob was a late change and originaly was going to be Nicknack hence all the MwtGG stuff
pn55: Yea, the Moonraker Elite lady was also quite short and fast.
LadyMarkacey: Baron Samedi was hard mode
Orxolon: too many shoes thrown
JonnyGlitched: I think this was one of the first games that pulls of split screen deathmatch
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jessieimproved: Harold Sakata was 5'10", Sean Connery was 6'2"
matthaus_c: Oddjob is where the timelines diverge
BrowneePoints: Okay apparently Dual Wielding is only on story missions, but there IS a glitch to make it happen in Multiplayer
amative1: !players
LRRbot: Today's players: Graham (top left) as Valentin, Alex (bottom left) as the General, Wheeler (top right) as Xenia, and Nelson (bottom right) as Boris.
SquareDotCube: you might be clicking the stick
A_Dub888: Graham "My PP so quiet" Stark
amative1: added character
otakon17: the quietest pipis
Orxolon: You can't use dual weapons in Multiplayer. Solo Missions only.
Gooseblast: Crouch meta
Boon_33: aim +c-down equivilent
Bearudite: aim and hold down
DigitalSeahorse: hey, the bullet hole moved along the wall!
margieargie: How to become Oddjob :p
SymphonicLolita: child mode
amative1: You're kneeling
otakon17: >aim then move backwards to crouch What the FUCK is this control scheme?!
JonnyGlitched: Now you're thinking with kneecaps
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amative1: @otakon17 Rare, mid-90s
BrowneePoints: Yea the Camera comes from your chest
BrowneePoints: not your head
Sharkfists: butt scootching everywhere
BrowneePoints: If I remember correctly
JonnyGlitched: Incredibly hard to crouch walk
Bearudite: @otakon17 it was a different time
Manae: The camera is probably in the chest
Laserbeaks_Fury: Snake? Snake?! SNAKE!?!
DigitalSeahorse: awwww
BrowneePoints: There IS a glitch to make it happen in Multiplayer
EvilBadman: @otakon17 When in aim mode, the left-right movement was peek
OldsCool: oh the multiplayer in this was super last min, the development of this game is facinateing
TehAmelie: isn't there a cheat code for dual wielding? or am i full of fake memories?
KBKarma: RIght, I'm gonna go to bed now. Night y'all!
Athelgar: there's a dual weild mode for multi isnt there?
CouldntPickAUsername: god, getting the biggest urge to play this now
JadedCynic: @otakon17 "You've come a long way, baby" ;)
Viewers_Like_You: My uncle is actually 006, but it's top secret so I can't prove it
SpoonfullOfSugar: this is the point in the story that someone dumps a bunch of military data to prove a point, right?
BrowneePoints: There might be a cheat? but as is no dual wieldies
CouldntPickAUsername: so many memories
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Snail slug slugging
adept_nekomancer: I remember dual-wield, but I think that was from Perfect Dark, which was "this, but with aliens"
drthvd3r: He flanked ya!
DEATHlikescats: There’s a way to do it tho… like a code?
DelphineSynastria: my U.N.C.L.E. works for MI6 and *he* says spies can hold two guns
Orxolon: you shoulders won't let you
Micsig: @TehAmelie I think you have to specifically find a pair of guns together
RassilonDND: Just waiting for someone to sneak up and use their slappers
damn_i_am_pretty: y'all gotta be careful to not smoosh memories of this game and Perfect Dark, because oh boy
Akaiatana: They wanted to add dual wielding in single player, but they got a lot of resistance from Ohms
PharaohBender27: @DelphineSynastria tqsLOL
LinearGif: this gun terminates
Arakasi01: @adept_nekomancer Yeah Perfect Dark had dual wield.
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's not "The Man With Two Golden Guns" now is it?
JadedCynic: @SpoonfullOfSugar yeah, but it's from the nineties and was de-classified a decade ago B)
Bearudite: fun fact, the reflection is from the overworld of the snow level
DEATHlikescats: I wish I remembered all the old codes/cheats, like big head mode
MrGibberish: @akaiatana Booo
saucemaster5000: The biggest crime Boris comitted was that Hawaiian shirt
OldsCool: aparently they guns all got remnamed not becuse of nintendo but becuse Rare where woried about weapon makers copyrights and rare is famously cheap
Akaiatana: Magnum Reload is not happening these days :P
DigitalSeahorse: lucidWeb katesFight katesGun katesBonk
Gooseblast: The sliding is so good LUL
AHayes31: The Bunker is a good map IIRC
Laserbeaks_Fury: Magnum is more of a DILF
Laserbeaks_Fury: than a cougar
matthaus_c: children are dilt bifferent
Viewers_Like_You: Man, I forgot just how wild the controls for this are
JonnyGlitched: I don't know if it's just impossible to aim of if everyone is just really bad
Manae: Autoaim might be not helping, actually
SaxPython: Turbo Time
JadedCynic: we forgot the reflexes we used to have
Diabore: @JonnyGlitched por que no los dos
TehAmelie: Jolt cola was new around this time right
Bearudite: used up all of your brain's turbo frames
mtvcdm: You put up with worse graphics when they're the better graphics of the day.
Seth_Erickson: pistols at hallway
SymphonicLolita: the attention span was much longer
JadedCynic: @JonnyGlitched por que no los dos?
OldsCool: does this one have the renamed Dr Doak ?
drthvd3r: We're watching you stand in a long hallway shooting pistols at each other.
BrowneePoints: I mean, the Magnum the Cougar is based off of IS Stainless Steel
DigitalSeahorse: yeah there's a peek button
BrowneePoints: Yall were drinking Surge don't lie
BrowneePoints: I miss Surge
BrowneePoints: Coca-Cola bring Surge back plz
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Mr_Bitterness: I always played as Boris, he was the nerd!
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iSmartMan1: Magnum OP
AzureishDragoon: I would sign a petition to bring Surge back
JonnyGlitched: Why does this make me want to play Unreal Tourney
BrowneePoints: The Magnum is the 3rd most accurate weapon in the game
Akaiatana: Most of us hit the peak button decades ago.
DigitalSeahorse: stuck on the urinal
EvilBadman: Yeah demand some pizza and dews in shot
amative1: Pistols > Rockets
Bearudite: no spinal slidekick
JadedCynic: @BrowneePoints Oh please - I was in my 20s when Surge came arou....oh right, yeah. :|
BrowneePoints: or Proximity Mines
MrGibberish: @browneepoints What about Tang?
OldsCool: golden gun only
DigitalSeahorse: lucidNom katesJuice
saucemaster5000: power weapons was silly
MeadyOchre: I feel like you could give all of them the golden gun and the kill counts would be the same
matthaus_c: GEP Gun game
BrowneePoints: Screw Tang
Adorabold: explosions only, 1 hit kills in the facility
mtvcdm: It's always a good idea to shoot off rockets indoors!
BrowneePoints: Give me back Surge! BEST Citrus Pop/Soda
MWGNZ: proxy mine only lets go
amative1: Knee-hon
djalternative: love rocket jumping in GoldenEye
DigitalSeahorse: DOOM KNEES
LinearGif: Nephite?
kusinohki: have a feeling this will show up in the next LRR lan party (whenever that is)
DigitalSeahorse: wow
Fruan: Back in the late 1900s
JonnyGlitched: Ian party?
matthaus_c: just activating core memories tonight
SquareDotCube: How about X-Band?
lochnessseammonster: all i remember from when i played this game was being stressed PrideLaugh
Akaiatana: It's stressful because you're doing it to a live audience for your job,. Be easy on yourself :P
otakon17: HYE
DigitalSeahorse: was The Back Porch a show?
PharaohBender27: @JonnyGlitched Lan, not Ian
EvilBadman: Gods, yes, I had an X-band
Grevas13: @LinearGif nephites vs. real history
otakon17: VOLTSMAN*
fastlane250: 49 garbage games and Mega Man: The Wily Wars
Bionull: Tetris A, Tetris B, Tetris C, Arkanoid A...
JadedCynic: yeah, Kool-Aid was for babbies; REAL kids drank TANG (at 6am and came down around 9pm, just in time for bed)
OldsCool: yeah whats the Back Porch
JonnyGlitched: @PharaohBender27 lrrIAN
saucemaster5000: I don't see why we ever made new consoles, this looks just like the movie
otakon17: THe Back Porch sounds like an aracade
EvilBadman: the Back Porch sounds like it is a gamer cafe in yyj
BrowneePoints: Magnum G's I
amative1: Match point
ComradeMik: ah goldeneye. the game that has not aged as well as you'd hope.
AttackCowboy: Graham "Magnum" Stark
LinearGif: An Ian party sounds like a good time too
BrindleBoar: they call him GrahaMagnum
TehAmelie: after playing the game, i was disappointed by the Golden Gun movie where it wasn't a magic weapon of infinite power
DigitalSeahorse: ah
JonnyGlitched: Jedi Knight III best LAN game don't @ me
ComradeMik: but maybe that's because i never had a N64
otakon17: it playes better with a mouse and keyboard
matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 yeah why do we even need Valorant when we have this
mister_nibbles: i really expected wheeler to finish that sentence with "dong"
DigitalSeahorse: nice
otakon17: that's neat
BrowneePoints: yea we had a youth club like that in High School
animaniacdot: this is why you don't aim from the hip, folks
DiamondMX: Is this the restart of Magnum Rewatch I was promised?
JonnyGlitched: Drop in Centre
otakon17: and stay out of trouble
SaxPython: Angel Grove
Manae: @TehAmelie It sort of was, if only thanks to the assassin's skill
BrowneePoints: I spent a lot of Friday Nights playing Halo 3 at ours like that
DigitalSeahorse: before the parents are home place to be
mtvcdm: It kept teen girls off the street?
hackingducks: this game was a crazy achievement for 64MB cartridges, just saying.
lochnessseammonster: i remember those PrideLaugh
Furvias: Down in a VAN by the RIVER
Dog_of_Myth: @matthaus_c It would be funny to watch a modern competition of this though.
Davlenagain: nelly had a ska band?!
ComradeMik: nelly being in a ska band is the least surprising thing to learn
BrowneePoints: Nelly WOULD be in a Ska Band
Orxolon: would 00's teens gather in a place named "teen club"?
otakon17: THIS FITS ON 64MB!?!
amative1: Mostly Harmless
AzureishDragoon: I want to listen to the ska band
ButButTheJesus: apparently the original game was 12 MB in size
mrjujubeans: Of course Nelly had a ska band
mtvcdm: Graham 20, Everyone That Isn't Graham 11.
matthaus_c: @Dog_of_Myth it really would, somehow this game is still very tense and entertaining
Aarek subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 111 months!
Aarek: Fun fact, the spawn order in this game is set, so if you have a good enough memory, you can know where the person is gonna respawn
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Akaiatana: Nelson has a checkered past.
lochnessseammonster: that's when i learned pool
Grevas13: the controls on this release make it a perfect game 10/10
ComradeMik: jazz and ska
Lyinginbedmon: Blunt instrument
ComradeMik: that's it
otakon17: Ska kicks ass
Eklinaar: Picking up chicks in the holodeck
robaphone251: romance era orchestra (mahler)
BrowneePoints: Tchaikovsky
Viewers_Like_You: Becoming Champ and fighting Trazom
LinearGif: Big Band, man
MrQBear: @Orxolon I definitely went to a place called "The Boys and Girls Club" and "The Teen Club" at different times of my youth.
mtvcdm: Mines!
Diabore: proximity mines!
SnackPak_: proxy mines!
Furvias: Cut Nelly in half and all you get is Brass section and Mozzarella sticks
NightValien28: laser
Argumentable: proxy mines sounds horrible, i'd do that
Orxolon: @Orxolon ok,just checking
otakon17: why is there NO mode that shows ALL weapons?
matthaus_c: GEP it
MWGNZ: proxy mines FBtouchdown
Boon_33: proxy mines, ultimate campfest
BrowneePoints: well Graham
SquareDotCube: lasers is just Moonraker laserguns, iirc
BloodnBullets: infinite remote mines was fun, I remember stacking them in huge piles.
BrowneePoints: when there's a big Hole
TheOtherTrevor: I was always a proxy mines fan
EvilBadman: Get ready for THE ROCKET SOUND
BrowneePoints: in the ground
A_Dub888: !findquote caves
LRRbot: Quote #4496: "The minute we flip a dong, this whole thing caves in." —Alex [2017-11-17]
mtvcdm: Klobb time!
saucemaster5000: I met a music teacher who got a gig playing trombone on the back of a smash mouth album. The album had all stars. The residual pay...
hackingducks: oof, hated this map
Orxolon: not everyone knows espeleology Graham
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
SquareDotCube: Oh! and the watch
TehAmelie: proxy mines was my group's favorite. we fancied it was such high level mind games to try and trap each other
DeM0nFiRe: Guys I think Nelly found the rockets
AHayes31: This is gonna be a quick match to 20 kills lol
PharaohBender27: @saucemaster5000 Dang
NoOne_OfConsequence: But who is playing Oddjob?
mtvcdm: "rockets."
kusinohki: pretty sure blowing yourself is -1 kill, so be careful!
Lord_Hosk: We had "Commons" in our high school. a pool table, a pinball machine, a ping pong table, and a TV we weren't allowed to watch MTV on but someone stole the remote so... we couldn't change the channel.
PharaohBender27: @NoOne_OfConsequence No Oddjob this stream
otakon17: HE'S GONNA SLAP YA
iSmartMan1: The return of IDDQDerp!
TheAwkes: This is like a Daggerfall dungeon.
DelphineSynastria: holy moly yup the pencil, I remember the pencil
Argumentable: just slap him to death
Arakasi01: I remember in Perfect Dark you could add bots to the multiplayer matches, and one of the bots was a 'peace sim' which would run around only disarming people
matthaus_c: Daggerfall dungeons ruled
BrowneePoints: yea the Ak-47 just looks like a pencil
JonnyGlitched: Drop in Centres are really effective, especially when the kids can't go home
JadedCynic: @TheAwkes same era, yeah
BrowneePoints: I thought it was a pencil for YEARS
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
Sarah_Serinde: Good work Alex :D
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDuck
LinearGif: He's gotta kill
control_rig: Poor Nelly hasn't seen anyone for years
DigitalSeahorse: katesPride
Mr_Bitterness: License to Kill mode is great
DigitalSeahorse: yay Alex!
ShaneLeeAtk: Yeah, LTK mode was always frenetic
Akaiatana: Blasrt man standing mode.
JonnyGlitched: Grenades have a larger kill zone than you think
Jikonius: Go limp!
Lord_Hosk: I know someone who has survived multiple explosions.
Arakasi01: Also explosions don't tend to linger irl LUL
Mr_Bitterness: LTK with Knives was a favorite
mrjujubeans: Depends on shrapnel
SquareDotCube: Human bodies act weird to shockwaves
Bionull: Meanwhile I'm dying just sitting here.
matthaus_c: I should go test my explosion survivability
Mr_Bitterness: Or slappers
Grevas13: humans are conveniently self-replenishing ballistic gel.
ComradeMik: reminds me of my favourite halo custom mode: full invisibility, 300% speed, 0% damage resistance, rockets and SMGs
ComradeMik: oh and moon gravity
BrowneePoints: LOL
azureHaights: I mean, there's also the fact that frags aren't just "a bubble of Damage Aura(tm)" but a little bundle of shrapnel
BrowneePoints: Point Blank Rocket
azureHaights: Hence, frag(mentation)s
JonnyGlitched: Who's camping on the rocket spawn
amative1: "A Rocket Launcher"
JadedCynic: Nelly: "Now I have more rockets. Ho Ho Ho." :D
Akaiatana: Rockets are dangerous. So much suagr
DigitalSeahorse: lucidDok lrrDOTS katesGun oops
mtvcdm: I love the weapon-pickup notification has a period at the end, like it's speaking complete sentences. "Rockets." "Ammo."
iarethel0ser: Game decided the AK was cooler.
Mr_Bitterness: Auto switching off the Klobb is probably for the best
Lord_Hosk: I wouldn't say he is doing well, he has memory issues and reffers to himself in the third person in chat sometimes, but... survived.
TehAmelie: the game knows the klobb is the worst
DigitalSeahorse: katesRip
Manae: Rocket has serious drop
TokenMickus: Klobb aka Rubberband flinger
TruPhantomAngel: Ho Ho ho now I have ammo!
SquareDotCube: a rocket launcher being held with one hand
Argumentable: i would love to see paintball mode with this just to see all the misses, haha
RassilonDND: Klobbering time?
SquareDotCube: Yeah, the rocket explosions linger
Orxolon: he refuses to dieeee
Ivalenz_: kivaSip
Akaiatana: @Lord_Hosk If you're talking about Jared Leto, bombing at the box office doesn't count
JonnyGlitched: "Did you have to let it lingerrrrrr"
JadedCynic: @Argumentable did you see the previous two rounds? They left bullethole decals on the walls, it was hilarious after some mad fights :D
PharaohBender27: @Lord_Hosk DANG @Akaiatana :D
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
Applecrisp: Grenade Launchers on Temple was my jam
Argumentable: @Argumentable Just came in on the last one but I can imagine, haha
Dog_of_Myth: @Applecrisp heck yeah!!
JadedCynic: bathrooms with tiled walls just RIDDLED :D
ComradeMik: "no gun"? sounds like a skill issue, wheeler.
BrowneePoints: Wheeler went full Eugene Krabs
OldsCool: i had a custom map pack for AvP based on this games maps
JonnyGlitched: Imagine playing this with only one analogue stick in a weird spot
BjjBrain: he says no gun, but still tries to kill with his fist lol
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Applecrisp: No Mr. Bond, I expect you to cycle through your weapons five times.. and then DIE!
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Mr_Bitterness: What was the super tiny level? That with any explosions was funny because you can hit through the floor
EvilBadman: Stacks is small
EvilBadman: or archive. whochever wasn't the full library
Foxmar320: I never liked the caves levels. So dark
MWGNZ: double klobb was ok at supressing fire
Mr_Bitterness: I think Stacks was the full level and Archive was the small version
JonnyGlitched: Straight down the gullet
megrimme: rETURN TO MONKE
Boon_33: it ain't rocket surgery
ShaneLeeAtk: Ah... That's the rockets I know
aClonedPickle: a dud?!
Mediocre_Man5: those rockets are in the subocean, now
Robot_Bones: Graham found the rocket portal to the subocean
Dog_of_Myth: Yes, Chaos!!
JonnyGlitched: You got it wet
GameSageZB: Just as chaotic as the 90s
LinearGif: And the rocket's red glare lrrCOW
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bladed_shadow: 92 months, 5 far off the year this is released
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RomanGoro: !players
LRRbot: Today's players: Graham (top left) as Valentin, Alex (bottom left) as the General, Wheeler (top right) as Xenia, and Nelson (bottom right) as Boris.
JadedCynic: moosea2Rocket
azureHaights: I've been replaying Fallout 4 lately. Mini-nuke whistle says hi, Graham
TehAmelie: but it ain't Perfect Dark
JadedCynic: I don't know why everyone is having trouble...
OldsCool: its great how the game is able to recreate the feel of the movie soo much ;)
OldsCool: honestly the single player is great
Drazoth subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 80 months!
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TehAmelie: @Dog_of_Myth Thanks lrrAWESOME
FacelessManAboutTown: So which of you is Master Chief?
Dog_of_Myth: @TehAmelie Good joke deserves a sub
DigitalSeahorse: may as well be me playing quake 2 cause I got so lost after returning to a save I don't know which way is which now
Bugberry: popola: nobody stops!
amative1: should def turn all cheats on later... dk mode for a start =D
Akaiatana: Do your level best
JonnyGlitched: Underwhere?
LinearGif: Let me give you the grand tour: cave
Argumentable: most maps have distinguishing features, this is just cave
Wicker_Guide: lrrWOW
Arakasi01: This looks better than Dark Souls 2
JadedCynic: @JonnyGlitched oh, boxer briefs, usually
DigitalSeahorse: not that I got the game anymore with that save on it
azureHaights: Canadian Standoff?
control_rig: That was absolutely a circular firing squad
kusinohki: perfect dark souls.... the mashup no one wants
adept_nekomancer: Cave is slightly less distinctive than the last level, which was "the backrooms, but with toilets"
TehAmelie: i was expecting turning off the radar would be the most necessary cheat but maybe at this point it would just mean everyone gets lost even more
matthaus_c: I need an amusement park with rooms recreating these levels
Mr_Bitterness: Facility is a classic level
FacelessManAboutTown: This is still a more coherent Bond narrative than Casino Royale 1967
amative1: 3 players with rockets. the 1 without rockets dies
DigitalSeahorse: blooey
LinearGif: Cave maps are, historically, across games, bad and ugly and unnavigable
JonnyGlitched: The spread from firing a Desert Eagle one handed seems surprisingly generous
DigitalSeahorse: katesHypers feliciaFIRE lrrCOW
TehAmelie: game mode: MAD
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Dread_Pirate_Westley: In another manner of speaking, you got YOU.
amative1: i /think/ so?
JonnyGlitched: Multiple Attribute Dependent?
Boon_33: a self kill in -1 kill i think
Mr_Bitterness: I believe suicides count as negative points yes
bubba0077: -1 is what I recal as well
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
DigitalSeahorse: suicides count as deaths even if they count as kills too
TehAmelie: hm now i wonder if suiciding in You Only Live Twice costs both your lives
FacelessManAboutTown: Graham good at games, who knew?
Applecrisp: the auto aim seems way more reliable than reticle
ComradeMik: circle strafe
matthaus_c: the kansas city shuffle
Sharkfists: big fan of the strafing run
LinearGif: People who strafe left are cringe
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
control_rig: I laughed G
DiscordianTokkan: I got it, Graham
Haroldholmes25: it was
JadedCynic: but, Graham - it's not PERFECT dark
Wicker_Guide: Jeff Bezos is about to get eaten by a Grue?
ButButTheJesus: I see you, Graham
control_rig: That was a good Democracy Dies in Darkness joke
MrTheWalrus: @Wicker_Guide We can only hope
adept_nekomancer: Imperfect Dark
shurtal: Nelly is morbin'!
ArisuGunplaSFW: Cheer100
JadedCynic: yay, thank you Nelly <3
iSmartMan1: This is a LONG round
bradlby: great job coach
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
Gaz_L: weirdly I have more fond memories of playing Perfect Dark than GoldenEye
amative1: The first round was fairly even spread.
DigitalSeahorse: using cringe is strafing the meaning lately
JadedCynic: I think the spread was pretty even
TacitusVigil: I voted for "having a good time"
amative1: 20-26-18-35
Akaiatana: Chat prefers strife to strafe.
FacelessManAboutTown: I like yout thinking
ButButTheJesus: @Gaz_L Forsaken, for me
OldsCool: never side against the man who made a James Bond podcast
dpj2009: PogBones
Fanklok: Wheeler cost me 60% of my DoLRRs
grgriffin3: Sometimes, you just need to rocket.
DigitalSeahorse: SPLEJ in red
DiscordianTokkan: Party in the front, rocket in the back
JadedCynic: stop rocket on rocket violence! LUL
KWardJenx: Def Leopard would completely endorse the pro-rocket platform.
matthaus_c: splej damage
Sarah_Serinde: Little a rocket, as a treat
FacelessManAboutTown: A little rocket as a treat
Gaz_L: did anyone play the GoldenEye remake that ActiBlizz made several years ago? The one where they got Craig's likeness and voice and rewrote the film to be that Bond?
DigitalSeahorse: 40 points of splej damage
amative1: And that's 20
saucemaster5000: Anyone remember ChuChu rocket? Screw all this killing each other, let's play ChuCHu rocket
ComradeMik: wheeler on 1HP and a dream
Electrodyne: Just the tip
jellybean57: i'm trying to remember for the life of me whether there was any anti-vehicle purpose to the rocket launcher
TheThromborax: @sau
jellybean57: or was it just for the chaotic lols
Mr_Bitterness: An AD&D 2nd Ed joke
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul Nelly
corpocracy: Is that a Thaco reference?
DigitalSeahorse: and do the character code
margieargie: AC -10, but not the best THAC0 judging from that last bid
MarsIsDead: @saucemaster5000 I have been wanting them to play that for YEARS
Sarah_Serinde: The "at work" part really makes that
margieargie: *bit
mtvcdm: (time to put in the code again!)
DigitalSeahorse: ^
JonnyGlitched: This is fun
KeytarCat: Character code and a safety save state?
TheThromborax: @saucemaster5000 here’s some DEEP LRR lore, back when LRR was doing the kickstarter that led to them doing a lot more streaming, they were talking about playing ChuChu Rocket, but described it as “friendship ending.” Kathleen mentioned that it would probably happen, but as far as I know, it never has
KeytarCat: we are external brain
LordManiMani: Dropping in to say how perfect the ad break music is
saucemaster5000: Boy Howdy, someone said the magic word "THACO." Bring back THACO, you cowards WotC
HorusFive: Good times. And I've just been going back thru From Rewatch with Love on my commute!
Sarah_Serinde: Amazing that the Kickstarter for their 11th year as LRR is "deep lore"
JonnyGlitched: THAC0, not THACO
Sarah_Serinde: And that's not meant to be shade
MarsIsDead: @thethromborax I remember that and I still want them to do that... I will even ship them my copy of it even!
SnowBuddy18: @saucemaster5000 fun fact, you can still play with THAC0, I do
TheThromborax: It totally is though
margieargie: @saucemaster5000 Agreed!
LordManiMani: Tony Hawk's Air COmmand?
eshplode: @LordZarano I love the copyright on that so much
Wicker_Guide: @TheThromborax it's telling when a group of friends that semi-regularly plays Mario Party says such a thing
AHayes31: Love they kept the game music playing during this break
saucemaster5000: want calculating your DnD combat to be 10 times more confusing? I know I do!
Boon_33: so for balance they could use oddjob and JAws in the matchup
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LordManiMani: Hey they could play Dokapon Kingdom and really hate each other
SnowBuddy18: @saucemaster5000 I don't, which is why I don't DM it
HorusFive subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 52 months!
HorusFive: Well this content is well worth the month's sub
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Fanklok: Apparently meta is trying to say metaverse is going to help first responders in emergency situations
MarsIsDead: @wicker_guide If you have never played, that Chuchu is definitely a game that makes enemies quick
Wicker_Guide: @LordZarano whose colon is this?
TheThromborax: I believe that one of the stated reasons for Ian’s Dreamcast project, in the Very Beginning of that long project, was to facilitate streaming ChuChu Rocket
TruPhantomAngel: Whelp, time to break and listen to the Goldeneye them. LUL
TruPhantomAngel: theme*
saucemaster5000: Huh, prime sub ran out and I don't have my next prime sub. Weird.
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah Twitch is picky about that
MarsIsDead: @saucemaster5000 Happend to me last month
MarsIsDead: Had to wait til the next day
JonnyGlitched: Apparently there is finally Malware that exploits UFEI. I seem to recall this being a potential problem since inception
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JonnyGlitched: UEFI*
SymphonicLolita: prime doesn't like that february is a short month I guess
LordZarano: @Wicker_Guide © 2007 Gamerman555
azidbern95: nice quite Fortune!
Wicker_Guide: @LordZarano ... you know what, fair answer :D
JadedCynic: @JonnyGlitched oh great. Just what we need with M$ tying their products to it.
TheAinMAP: katesAir
Foxmar320: The code!
gwamhurt: YeomanAres
jessieimproved: meeeemories
JonnyGlitched: @JadedCynic High bar of entry though, they need physical access or to get you to install trojan software
control_rig: Ah yes the old days of secret codes
saucemaster5000: ooooo they're cheating
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MWGNZ: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SymphonicLolita: nice
Diabore: ???
korvys: Nintendo Power
TruPhantomAngel: Yes
BrowneePoints: Videogame Forums and Magazines
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
margieargie: Someone pick Oddjob!
MyrddintheWizard: Nintendo power
TruPhantomAngel: Go Jaws!
SaxPython: Now you're playing with power
TetraRay: magazines
BrowneePoints: Nintendo Power did a LOT of work
Foxmar320: I saw it in Nintendo Power
Uberwitz: mail order magazines
TheThirdTail: There were literally cheap cheat code books they'd publish in, like, checkout aisles
Driosenth: N-Power
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I probably got it from Nintendo Power
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN
Mediocre_Man5: I remember this code in particular Nintendo Power had like, a big article on it
HorusFive: Some guy's uncle who worked at Nintendo
pn55: Yea, magazines for me
BrowneePoints: from the Devs yea
ChrisGMiller: nintendo power magazine
Wicker_Guide: given the insanity that people datamine nowadays, I can 100% believe that someone brute-forced even this nonsense back then
JadedCynic: "CHEATER!" - Descent :)
amative1: who is Alex playing?
Electrodyne: Pick Dave plz
Sarah_Serinde: We spent a lot of time in big head mode :D
JadedCynic: !who
zed_alpha: My high school just had a stand of pine trees where all the kids whose families were in the Klan went to do meth after school. ....I went to a bad high school, didn't I?
Foxmar320: Yeah DK mode is like speed run Runway I think
gwamhurt: HE HAS NO STYLE
Blakemcm: paintball mode is fun, and all you gotta do is sprint through the 1st level on easiest
Rekcus: The internet was a thing, but still pretty new.
xantos69: I was always a Perfect Dark guy, but this is one heck of a throwback.
gwamhurt: HE HAS NO GRACE
DigitalSeahorse: Alex is lower left
JonnyGlitched: Ultima VIII calls you a cheater too
CouldntPickAUsername: what is with the bar by Alex?
blip2004: knives are so bad
Sethalidos: I love that Baron Samedi's hitbox makes his hat count as a head shot
DigitalSeahorse: a blond lady?
TruPhantomAngel: Oh, was that the villain from Live and Let Die?
JadedCynic: Graham is top-left, Alex is bottom left, Wheeler top-right, Nelly bottom-right
Electrodyne: We used to play Goldeneye to decide who would do the dishes
NotCainNorAbel: throwing knives to 20 kills
Fruan: This is the worst juggling act I've ever seen
Wicker_Guide: @zed_alpha I mean, I also lived in southern indiana for a while. It ends, thankfully
DigitalSeahorse: oh looks like the green screen needs a tug past Alex
gwamhurt: chopping only
Orxolon: this is gonna take soooo long
Foxmar320: Settle in everyone :P
mtvcdm: The knives hit like a truck once you do connect.
azidbern95: is it one hit kills?
Mr_Bitterness: @Fruan If you aim straight up, you can actually throw and catch the knives in game.
JonnyGlitched: Quicker just to stab them
Desruprot: desrupD
TehAmelie: mono Circus Stabs
Dog_of_Myth: Grab your snacks, we live here now
gwamhurt: this is like lowest elo snipers only
7gorobei: the Great Throwdini
Wicker_Guide: lrrHERE
Boon_33: baron samedi ftw
Diabore: does anyone get a kill in this mode?
paronomasiac042: 11?! that's ridiculous. it's not even funny.
Akaiatana: Knife guys finish last
Bugberry: just activate the world and throw a bunch at once
JonnyGlitched: Can YOU carry 11 knives at once?
TheAinMAP: tqsKnife tqsKnife tqsKnife
boonf: that tuxedo is going to get ruined in these caves
Argumentable: at what point do you stop throwing and start stabbing
DigitalSeahorse: LoadingReadyRun the green screen behind Alex seems a bit off?
kilnfiendpotter: Hello hello!
Desruprot: Baron Samedi is more voodoo than magician
FacelessManAboutTown: Like watching a slap fight to the death...
TruPhantomAngel: "Roger Moore. No Sean Connery? You didn't get those here? No No, Roger Moore"
kilnfiendpotter: Ooh, I've always wanted to play this game
Bugberry: this was a classic dentist office game
TruPhantomAngel: Same
JonnyGlitched: They have a trajectory, which is impressive
Foxmar320: Proxi mines are so fun
Mr_Bitterness: Nope, knives is knives and slappers only
AveryCorvus: Oops All Knives
ButButTheJesus: @kilnfiendpotter welcome to 1997
Desruprot: tis all knives
mtvcdm: This knife... it will kill
JadedCynic: @kilnfiendpotter it's on Rare Replay - single-player game too <3
eshplode: I've never seen Knives Out, so I'm going to assume that's what this is
HorusFive: @Bugberry you had a much nicer dentist than mine
fastlane250: Oops! All Throwing Knives
TruPhantomAngel: "Whose funeral is it..? YOURS!"
Dog_of_Myth: @Foxmar320 A person of culture I see. :P
Foxmar320: :P
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Slapers for the win
DigitalSeahorse: welp I guess Alex gets an translucent shield that does nothing
TruPhantomAngel: What if we do all Oddjob, knives only?
amative1: !players
LRRbot: Today's players: Graham (top left) as Siberian Special Forces, Alex (bottom left) as a Scientist, Wheeler (top right) as Marion, and Nelson (bottom right) as Baron Samedi.
Orxolon: what is the white stripe behind Alex?
Beleqwaya: Oh yeah! Those pixels! Those frames! This is my childhood all over again.
mtvcdm: LRRBot, if you had 11 knives what would you do?
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #406: "Why are we wearing hot dogs?" —Cameron [2015-07-02]
LinearGif: That's a... *kind of* fur suit
CouldntPickAUsername: throwing knives, man with the golden gun
saucemaster5000: so real question -- was Baron Samedi actually immortal in Live and Let Die? He magically shows up on the train in the end...
grgriffin3: From down town!
Boon_33: baron samedi, not a magician
JonnyGlitched: Put some pants on!
JadedCynic: @saucemaster5000 HahaShrugLeft HahaBall HahaShrugRight
DigitalSeahorse: one of them looks like a skeleton in a top hat
Wicker_Guide: @saucemaster5000 I'd argue canonically ambiguous, just like a lot of that movie plays fast and loose with the "magic"/"not magic" plot details
grgriffin3: I just figured that Baron Samedi was just multiple similar-looking people creating an illusion
Desruprot: Baron needs to killed like 5 times in Egypt in singleplayer here
JonnyGlitched: Bad for the knife
DigitalSeahorse: hehehhe
Boon_33: aim hax!
SymphonicLolita: it's actually Baron Differentdi
Boon_33: lol
Argumentable: aiming helps you hit your targets??
MajorFrostbyte: Make an anti-ASMR of Alex squealing in surprise.
Beleqwaya: Wait, we can aim? That's against the rules!
itomeshi: Aim Hax.
Nicarrow: Lies
DigitalSeahorse: Knives OUT!
DiscordianTokkan: Aiming? Useful? Sounds not real
kilnfiendpotter: Aiming? In this game?!
amative1: what is this... ayming you speak of
saucemaster5000: @SymphonicLolita I subscribe to this theory
LinearGif: I think it's pronounced eyeming
JadedCynic: @Wicker_Guide yeah, it's also in question whether he's REALLY there, or maybe just a spirit, or a ghost? Like so many things, a open-ended conundrum
mtvcdm: I thought you aimed by looking at other screens
jellybean57: i mean not dying is pretty magical, when it comes to baron samedi
DigitalSeahorse: skelly magician
grgriffin3: Well, voodoo is technically some form of magic, right?
Juliamon: You could consider him a magician if you stretch the definition
Bugberry: you can't prove he's not a magician
BrowneePoints: Good old Baron Sunday
JadedCynic: Voodun...spirit...god?
TacitusVigil: Crisp and clean and no caffeine!
ANeMzero: Didn't realize Goldeneye has a crossover with Atmosfear. Kappa
TruPhantomAngel: It seems you brought a knife...TO A KNIFE FIGHT! Wait....
voren_chalco: Yo, Baron, I can knife it
Sethalidos: and his hat counts as a head shot if you hit it
JonnyGlitched: @jellybean57 I don't die all the time
TruPhantomAngel: Live and Let Die
TheArchitectX: This game looks awesome for something made in 1964.
JadedCynic: Welcome ot the 70s
Mr_Bitterness: KNIFE FIGHT! You're gonna fight with a knife!
grgriffin3: Live and Let Die had a banger theme too
jessieimproved: also one of my favorites
Calaban161: Are they going to play slappers only?
JonnyGlitched: They're all weird
TruPhantomAngel: Same, it is my problematic fav.
korvys: *loop-the-loop noise*
zed_alpha: Which was the one with Grace Jones?
BrowneePoints: Baron Samedi is one of the Gede Loa
SquareDotCube: *slide whistle*
mtvcdm: The best title theme though.
Wicker_Guide: @JadedCynic exactly. Honestly, as a Bond Movie, Live and Let Die is a really good McCartney song
TheAwkes: That was like how two drunk friends would have a throwing knife fight "for fun"
TacitusVigil: A view to a kill
Fanklok: James Bond ripped off AtmosFEAR?
avi_miller: Better than the book IIRC
TruPhantomAngel: "What a View...TO A KILL!"
JadedCynic: @Wicker_Guide testiify; hivemind on that o/\o
mtvcdm: Live and Let Die is the top Bond theme and I won't hear anything different.
saucemaster5000: Since my favorite Bond movies are "The living Daylights" and "OHMSS" I don't know if I have the best Bond taste
TruPhantomAngel: Im not joking, that is the ACTUAL line. lol
Sharkfists: parka is basically a fur suit sharkf11THINK
amative1: grrr... making me change the command again
ButButTheJesus: "Furries, begone!'
TruPhantomAngel: Bam Bam
JadedCynic: heya Max!
grgriffin3: Live and Let Die is my third-favorite theme, behind Casino Royale and View to a Kill
korvys: They're *throwing* knives, not stabbing knives Graham
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_TK
Kaorti: what's wrong with furries huh?
TruPhantomAngel: @mtvcdm Agreed.
Beleqwaya: @korvys I was LITERALLY typing that.
erloas: they're throwing knives, not stabbing knives
Asrimal: OHMSS is legitimately great
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ComradeMik: becky, let me slap
DiscordianTokkan: Yo baron we can dig it
saucemaster5000: View to a Kill -- great theme, really boring movie for the first hour and a half
grgriffin3: How can he slap?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGRAHAM_TK
baskwalla: uh oh slappies
JadedCynic: well, RIGHT NOW, "Live & Let Die" is my fave Bond Theme - you get a diff one earwormed into my head, and THAT will be my fave of the moment ;)
Desruprot: they are "Throwing" Knives after all if they could be stabbed than your not throwing them
DigitalSeahorse: lrrWHEELER_TK
TheMandrew: if the next bond film isn't a shot for shot remake of OHMSS, only it's On HIs Majesty's Secret Service, it'll be a missed opportunity.
Orxolon: did i converted you!? hahahahaha
Asrimal: I fell asleep during the second half of Living Daylights
Wicker_Guide: View to a Kill: dull movie, great Grace Jones / Christopher Walken mugging videio
DigitalSeahorse: lrrNELSON_TK
Beleqwaya: Has anyone noticed that you have a full on closed finger grip around that knife?
Asrimal: Maybe not a shot for shot remake it was originally edited really frentically
saucemaster5000: @TheMandrew I'd watch that, they don't really seem to know what to do after the Craig stuff
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_TK lrrWHEELER_TK lrrGRAHAM_TK lrrNELSON_TK
rhapsodyblue92: "Quick, throw me some knives I'm all out"
gwamhurt: fwipfwipfwipfwipfwipfwipfwipfwip
DiscordianTokkan: I dunno, *I'M* loving this
CouldntPickAUsername: this was the best choice
grgriffin3: This is enjoyable chaos
raulghoulia: this is silly
mtvcdm: At least the game gave us the best music in the game for this.
matthaus_c: didn't expect Butcher Pete tonight
azureHaights: goddamnit Alex, I was just about to fire up F4
JadedCynic: @Wicker_Guide a film where TWO actors competed to see who could eat the most scenery (one without opening her mouth ;) )
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
Boon_33: this seems slow, but I think Klobb only might take longer
Beleqwaya: I always put one instant kill with knives since they were so hard to hit
Orxolon: what is the white stripe behind Alex?
dm818: G has no honor
matthaus_c: @Orxolon that's Gene
mtvcdm: @Orxolon I think a studio A wall
Juliamon: Orxolon Greenscreen issue
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Orxolon: thanks
Boon_33: furry down!
the_one_and_only_kim: which screen is whos?
TruPhantomAngel: "What...I say that to all of my prey! I just like the sound of it..."
Dog_of_Myth: hahah
ThePixelSavage: @Orxolon irrefutable proof that ghosts exist
Applecrisp: You ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?
JadedCynic: !players
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Knife one.
BrowneePoints: Also i'm an idiot. Bwonsamedi is Baron Saturday not Sunday*
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SquareDotCube: "I saw this knife in the air, and then it STABBED me"
TotallyNotaBeholder: I noticed the other day that when a knife gets closer to you it seems to get bigger, then it hit me
GhostofJeffGoldblum: why was this game's soundtrack such a banger?
Orxolon: @Orxolon damn ghosts,messing with my OVD
lochnessseammonster: this is making me want to rewatch from rewatch with love PrideLaugh
Orxolon: *OCD
saucemaster5000: This game really did have a great soundtrack
TruPhantomAngel: Says man who was stabbed
JadedCynic: @lochnessseammonster mmmmmm, I know what I'm starting tomorrow...
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Octo
voren_chalco: Well, you already did axes...
Boon_33: CaveQuest 2023
DigitalSeahorse: nope
ANeMzero: I think the Xbox version having proper twinstick support might also be an improvement.
JadedCynic: just rubber knives, right Wheeler?
Nukified: this sounds like a dangerous work environment
brainbosh: Do they make paintball knives
Akaiatana: Highlander salary rules, you get the paycheque of whomever you kill
LurkerSpine: center of mass instead of head shots
Kueller: I am sure they all have plenty of blood to lose
SnackPak_: bandoleer of 10
TruPhantomAngel: Why wont you just get knifed!
ThePixelSavage: its 11 because there was a buy 10 get one free special ...
Bugberry: muda muda
Beleqwaya: I have a large bucket of sport throwing axes designed for SCA combat. I could make this a reality.
TehAmelie: or a 5 minute limit
DigitalSeahorse: conversely just normal spelunking would be a cool stream if you could get the tech to work in there
Dog_of_Myth: Human body can only hold 11 knives.....
SymphonicLolita: that FMA drawing with the 5-sword technique and one of them is in the butt
grgriffin3: One knife clenched firmly between your buttcheeks
tendrilsoftragedy: The 11th isn't in the teeth. You need your mouth to make witty quips following the kill
matthaus_c: there's probably a way to safely throw knives at your friends
BrowneePoints: yea so looks like the entire Soundtrack sans the two elevator songs were Graeme Norgate and Grant Kirkhope
HorusFive: Has it been covered? How big of a monitor are the gents playing on here? I recall trying to play multiplayer on a screen that was WAY too small
BrowneePoints: they did a hell of a job with the music
Dog_of_Myth: @matthaus_c That was called Lawn Darts.
Boon_33: M.A.D.
FacelessManAboutTown: It's so hard playing video games for the first time Nelly
LinearGif: Graham that's only for the best of friends
JadedCynic: @tendrilsoftragedy well, if you've made a kill, you've thrown at least one knife, ergo you are free to remove the knife between your teeth
zeathean: is odd job allowed?
JadedCynic: #NoOddJob
Sharkfists: you can't just intersect geometry in public DansGame
DigitalSeahorse: only reason I don't go spelunking more is the rocks get so dang slippery
Boon_33: @zeathean allegedly this is no oddjob
mtvcdm: An unarmed man is just a snake. And in the sky business, you know what we do to snakes.
mtvcdm: *spy
GhostofJeffGoldblum: the knives bounce off of people
GhostofJeffGoldblum: which has some concerning implicaitons
kilnfiendpotter: He ran into my knife! He ran into my knife ten times!
ghyllnox: Work was knife
LinearGif: @mtvcdm I've had it with these snakes on this plane
BigDaddyBland87: You just need a knife holder like Danny Trejo's character in Desperado
TemporallyAwry: !findquote knife
LRRbot: Quote #3875: "Why don't we have a murder knife?" —Beej [2017-01-16]
FacelessManAboutTown: I don't go spelunking because there's too many knives and rockets
zeathean: Nice, you guys should give perfect dark multiplayer a try
tendrilsoftragedy: Might get chucked in a volcano tomorrow
boonf: knife to meet you!
RayFK: Cool Rian Johnson movie you're playing. After all it's Knives Out
DiscordianTokkan: "Did you have a nice time at work, honey?" "No a knife day"
DelphineSynastria: assert dominance by clipping through your opponents.
JadedCynic: it's just you were doing geometry homework
BrowneePoints: Well, he IS the Loa of the Dead
DigitalSeahorse: half a knife day
amative1: Knife to meet you
mtvcdm: !addquote (Graham) [now] I put my geometry inside another man and he died.
LRRbot: New quote #8482: "I put my geometry inside another man and he died." —Graham [2023-03-06]
ANeMzero: Knife time!
tendrilsoftragedy: @rayfk they are only out when they miss
RayFK: @tendrilsoftragedy That seems to happen a lot
TehAmelie: i'm glad these are throwing knives and not stabbing knives or there'd be no end to the Stabbist references
korvys: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 6:25 PM
GhostofJeffGoldblum: KNIFE to meet you
korvys: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #5141: "That's me: smokes a lot of weed, no moral values, and loves anime." —Adam [2018-07-05]
Boon_33: Graham Wins!
JadedCynic: ahhhh, yeah, the punnery is what took me back to couch-coop days ; thank you <3
chrono2x: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
DigitalSeahorse: knife to MEAT you
Beleqwaya: KNife in the back
RayFK: Automatics are great
Beleqwaya: Stack!
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
Diabore: prox mines!
Applecrisp: YESSS
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
tendrilsoftragedy: Slappers only. Ahh the memories
LinearGif: Go to dinner together before intersecting geometry
Boon_33: temple!
saucemaster5000: Timed mines is the worst
Dog_of_Myth: Best level for them too
DigitalSeahorse: mine yo business!
mtvcdm: The guns are to set off the mines.
Applecrisp: feel the Proximity Mines, let them flow through you
RayFK: So who is going to be the first person to actually be Oddjob despite the title
ANeMzero: Remember to check with your opponents first before using proxies.
Boon_33: and slappers
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Slapers
ylegm: prox in the stacks and the pyramid are both the best
korvys: Uzi (analogue)
ashteranic: ah, my favorite guns
amative1: @RayFK ...none of them?
DAC169: when I used to play this with my friend we'd do proximity mines only and try to see who could get the Lemming award aipLUL
TruPhantomAngel: Looks like you got...GOLDENEYED!
DigitalSeahorse: oi bringing guns to a mine fight
Desruprot: slappers only has slappers only
RayFK: @amative1 Someone will break
tendrilsoftragedy: Ahhh this is the level where you can juggle knives!!!!
Boon_33: note proxy mines can be shot from a safe distance
JadedCynic: @korvys legally-protected parody so we don't have to worry about trademark or licensing issues - Rare, probablly
AllTheWeasels: uhhh
Argumentable: just avoid all walls and floors and you won't have to worry about mines
DigitalSeahorse: the pleasure is all MINE
Scarbble: now i'm remembering playing this in paintball mode and just having a blast
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Much like a real life mine, these mines do not have magical IFF.
LinearGif: Egalitarian mines
KevlarGiraffe: So many memories. My friends and I played the shit out of this in highschool I can't wait to watch the full VOD
GhostofJeffGoldblum: realism? sure, realism.
JadedCynic: "this machine cannot tell between friend or foe, and doesn't care"
Sethalidos: does anyone know the trick to quickly detonate the remote mines without switching to the watch?
Beleqwaya: Yes
DigitalSeahorse: this kinda blows, literally
Manae: Pretty sure a thrown mine also sets off a mine
Applecrisp: Graham found the line
tendrilsoftragedy: There's a ceiling with a gap when you can throw knives up and when they come back down you catch them. Think you can juggle between 7 and 8 knives at a time.
TStodden: Proximity Mines - Equal Opportunity Exploder
Desruprot: woah
YeomanAres: That's how you prevent your friends from winning
Argumentable: i remember the trick being to put mines on the ammo crates
iarethel0ser: Strap in, gents.
Boon_33: that sure was a bomb graham threw upwards
Beleqwaya: @Argumentable Only if you were a monster.
TStodden: Suicide = -1 pts by default, but it can be modified to -2 or 0
saucemaster5000: Even I could take the Villain in "Quantum of Solace"
TruPhantomAngel: Funny coincidence happened at work today, we found an account for a Emilio Largo, and kept saying, "Didn't Bond kill this dude?!?"
KevlarGiraffe: Mine!
DigitalSeahorse: oh the map with the hole in the floor
drthvd3r: The mean one was always to mine the ammo boxes.
mtvcdm: Wheeler how did you forget where you'd just put them
tendrilsoftragedy: Mines behind doors is also good on this map
DigitalSeahorse: doe
Dog_of_Myth: Or mine the body armor
TehAmelie: i delighted in the constantly evolving meta of "trying to think of new places to put mines where the other players won't think to look"
Akaiatana: Y'all should use Editing Mines, you're good at those.
Beleqwaya: You need to hide your mines by shooting the walls so they blend into the bullet holes a bit.
TStodden: Is this a points or time limit round?
grgriffin3: To kill the proximity mine, shoot it until it dies,
DigitalSeahorse: how to SEE them tho
Angreed66: At least there are no suicides in throwing knives
amative1: @TStodden First to TWENTY
Darleysam: oh this has just given me another huge retro flashback: Micro Machines V3
DigitalSeahorse: woop
Orxolon: Do they dissapear when the mine thrower dies?
JadedCynic: @TehAmelie yeah, that was me in duke3d - always looking for red-lit areas where I could put a laser tripmine and no one would see the beam :D
Applecrisp: When faced with a problem, some people say "I know, I'll use a proximity mine!". Now they have two problems
Beleqwaya: The thing I hated about this level was a) putting the mines on the opposite side of closed doors and b) putting them on the ceiling of the split level so they blow up thee person above
voren_chalco: @Angreed66 Not with that attitude
NightValien28: Orxolon no they don't
DigitalSeahorse: interesting music
TruPhantomAngel: Question, do any of the characters have special abilities? Besides Oddjob just being..short.
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ANeMzero: the incredibly low resolution doesn't help much for spotting mines.
Darleysam: G drawing a perfect Wheeler-shaped outline on the wall
DigitalSeahorse: welp
mtvcdm: Alex got too clever by half
Dog_of_Myth: @TruPhantomAngel Nope
TruPhantomAngel: Gotcha, thank you!
DigitalSeahorse: seems like right against the wall is where to hide them
GhostofJeffGoldblum: is this taking you right back to childhood, gents?
DigitalSeahorse: I didn't get it, because it wasn't mine
mtvcdm: The trick is to hide the mines where someone is likely to step on them.
ANeMzero: I like that Nelson is trapping himself in a room with a hole in the ceiling.
DrLigmaPhD: Hoisted by your own... explosive ordinance
GhostofJeffGoldblum: my friends and I always mined hte boxes of mines.
mrjujubeans: It’s like it has a mines of its own
SymphonicLolita: gottem
Dog_of_Myth: Nice one Nelly
JadedCynic: I was in my late 20s when this came out, didn't play it AT ALL, and this stream is STILL giving me Happy Nostalgia Times! :D
NightValien28: nice chain
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iarethel0ser: It was in fact, not safe.
Argumentable: nelson's just trying to survive
TruPhantomAngel: Those mines are a...real gold and honey trap! LUL
damn_i_am_pretty: Nelly's House of Mines
mtvcdm: Wheeler leads with 6
Orxolon: Nelly playing Ziggs over here
head_cannon: My favorite setting was always Pistols in the Archives. But Proxy-Mine shenanigans are always great.
DrLigmaPhD: who's what corner?
Sarah_Serinde: !players
LRRbot: Today's players: Graham (top left), Alex (bottom left), Wheeler (top right), and Nelson (bottom right).
Dog_of_Myth: I'm rooting for Nelson.
DrLigmaPhD: Thanks Sarah
saucemaster5000: Proxy mine on caves was fun, cause my friends never figured out the layout
Two_Hats: I just realized this is on the switch isn't it
Sarah_Serinde: Yes it is
amative1: @Two_Hats Yup, free with NSO Expansion Pack
Two_Hats: That took me way to long, lol
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
SquareDotCube: pp go pew pew
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunGeiger voxlunGeiger voxlunGeiger many mines
tendrilsoftragedy: Oh my god Graham with the one shot one kill. We need a golden gun game
TehAmelie: protip: the game can only handle 50 mines existing, then it starts deleting old ones
SymphonicLolita: ask for consent before shooting someone with your pp
TehAmelie: narrator's voice: 50 mines was a lot
DoodlestheGreat: "What's mine is mined."
Fanklok: Wow first Graham puts his geometry inside of other people then he shoots them with his PP
mtvcdm: @TehAmelie Oh I don't think that'll be a problem
itomeshi: Laying mines, making that hallway mine-ty fresh.
BusTed: What a rollercoaster.
JadedCynic: @Two_Hats IIRC it's also on Xbox with Rare Replay?
tendrilsoftragedy: @tehamelie even in this version?
TehAmelie: oh, no idea
googoltudoris: it's not like they blow each other up or anything
tendrilsoftragedy: Imagine that could be a potential small change
gwamhurt: a MIIIne
AllTheWeasels: I respect that reference Nelly
googoltudoris: wait till they remember mining the ammo pickups
ANeMzero: @Two_Hats Gamepass and Digital copies of Rare Replay, the licensing shenanigans make it unavailable for physical copies for some reason.
amative1: I highly doubt they edited the mine code before releasing this game, so 50 may still be the limit
Alas_Babylon: What makes Graham a good Demoman?
DrLigmaPhD: Mime Mine, a mine that releases an explosion of silent Frenchmen
DiscordianTokkan: It's just a Normal Men. Innocent Men
LinearGif: You fear to go into those mines. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dûm
TheAinMAP: HyperMine HyperMine HyperMine
JadedCynic: @Two_Hats ty
paronomasiac042: if you go to khazad-dum, you will die. wait, wrong property
saucemaster5000: LotR would be much better and shorter if the dwarves discovered proxy mines in Khazad-dum
JadedCynic: @Alas_Babylon I think the game was implanted deeper into his muscle memory than the others :)
Caffine1138: This game came out in 1997 and they managed to get reciprocating slides and charging handles working on the appropriate models. Props to the devs for that!
googoltudoris: it's alarming to me that i still remember all these maps
Tiber727: This has become less an arena shooter and more minesweeper.
DrLigmaPhD: @saucemaster5000 Thats Deeprock Galactic
saucemaster5000: fair point
BriceVersa: No Oddjob. OK. What about Civilian 1? It's a short lady
JadedCynic: considering Rare hadn't done an FPS before this, yeah, double props to them!
nighthawk_986: LRR playing a game from our childhoods? Yes please!
Beleqwaya: Wait this was Rare's first shooter?
googoltudoris: yuuup
pimiento: @Beleqwaya yes
amative1: yup
Beleqwaya: Huh. Go figure.
googoltudoris: followed by perfect dark
BigDaddyBland87: Rare did just platformers before this
googoltudoris: one of the best games of my childhood
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Beleqwaya: @googoltudoris Which was a great game with one 1 in the series.
Beleqwaya: only 1*
tendrilsoftragedy: I've just realised these walls move. And yes I see you've discovered doors
thraximore: Wheeler v Wall
mtvcdm: Wheeler at 7, Graham on 6.
Beleqwaya: You can change the fire mode I think.
BriceVersa: one of MINE!
matthaus_c: you gotta account for wind resistance
SquareDotCube: just use mines to take out other mines
googoltudoris: perfect dark had mode changes, i don't think goldeneye did
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amative1: well at least some of G's mines are still there
DrLigmaPhD: Mine-d your own mines, not mine.
googoltudoris: unless there's something to do with zoom that i don't remember
Scy_Anide: Have you tried slapping the mine?
PharaohBender27: On a lark, I just checked Twitch to see if anyone else was playing this, and would you believe 15 other streamers are playing Goldeneye? :p
LinearGif: floating point error hitboxes, or something
mtvcdm: The mines dodge the bullets because of the Coriolis Effect.
amative1: G8 W8
mtvcdm: 8/8/6/1
BigDaddyBland87: I do believe that @PharaohBender27
GhostofJeffGoldblum: we have always been playing proximity mines
Sarah_Serinde: @PharaohBender27 Considering it's pretty newly on Switch and people have a lot of nostalgia for it, definitely yes
tendrilsoftragedy: I prefer being blown up by yours
amative1: W9
pn55: Wheeler wins for killing the most people, including himself with mines.
thraximore: I can respect the attempt
TemporallyAwry: So this game was just ahead of it's time right?
mtvcdm: Wheeler wins
SquareDotCube: @PharaohBender27 Not to mention some aren't playing it for the MP, but speedrunning as well
BriceVersa: knives with -10 health is super fun
Applecrisp: is this just emulating the n64 or running natively?
pn55: Shotgun
GhostofJeffGoldblum: rcp 90
BusTed: RCP-90?
amative1: @Applecrisp Nintendo Switch Online
SymphonicLolita: energy sword sunday
grgriffin3: Shotty Snipers
PharaohBender27: @SquareDotCube Oh right, I forgot that speedrunning Goldeneye was a thing
DrLigmaPhD: God now I'm thinking of how sad I was when my family sold my grandpa's PPK
DigitalSeahorse: bomb the toilets
LinearGif: Ah yes, the autshot
BriceVersa: power is RC p90, DD44, shotgun
Applecrisp: On the switch i mean
googoltudoris: graham what is wrong with your cartridges
matthaus_c: Throwing Moxen
ButButTheJesus: Lazorz, for the love of God!
MWGNZ: rcp90 poggers
GhostofJeffGoldblum: the OG bullethose
head_cannon: The RCP-90 rules.
amative1: @googoltudoris don't worry about it
DrLigmaPhD: Spray and pray
SnackPak_: F
mtvcdm: The RCP-90, when you want stuff dead
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
ButButTheJesus: haha smg go brrrrrrrr
DiscordianTokkan: Oh, they're there now
matthaus_c: point blank shotty
grgriffin3: Graham just placed the shotgun on Alex's temple and pulled the trigger
Boon_33: it seems like a tecture bug with no shells on the autoShotty
ShaneLeeAtk: Applied directly to the forehead
KeytarCat: There are shells now?
chrono2x: This was always my favorite level
amative1: armor ftw
TehAmelie: did you Scanners Alex, Graham?
Boon_33: now there are shells on the autoShotty
googoltudoris: this game and stargate growing up and i still want my own p90
gwamhurt: i heard there were some issues with this port?
Applecrisp: If you don't have cartridges in YOUR gun, you are not alone. More than 5 million people each year experience Cartridge Absence Disorder
PharaohBender27: @DrLigmaPhD Was that a war trophy of your grandfather's? (As it was a common 1930s German police weapon)
BriceVersa: The baron took about 5 magnum shots to the torso
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chrono2x: I spent so long playing this and perfect dark
gwamhurt: @googoltudoris i wanst allowed videogames til i was a lil older, so it was nightfire and stargate for me
paronomasiac042: how do i shot gun?
grgriffin3: The automatic shotgun shoots gun automatically
ButButTheJesus: K i gotta go, hope y'all enjoy some LAZORZ <3
Sharkfists: every gun is a shot gun after you fire it sharkf11THINK
PharaohBender27: @Sharkfists sharkf11THINK indeed
TehAmelie: we're reinventing lead paints, just spraying it all over the walls
NightValien28: wasn't there a way to dual wield guns?
Fanklok: CTS idea: Star Wars Battlefront II (the good one) on an open server for chat to join in
Orxolon: dominating XD
Diabore: graham taking the boys to school
KeytarCat: G has had one hp for how long now?
squ3e: graham out here killstreaking
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Orxolon: @NightValien28 not in multiplayer apparently
grgriffin3: You may have grazed him, but you fight like a cow, so there.
TruPhantomAngel: found his weakness!
saucemaster5000: what medical procedures? There's not enough left for taxidermy
GhostofJeffGoldblum: power weapons is the best
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahah
DigitalSeahorse: xD
LinearGif: Mom come pick me up
Grevas13: @Fanklok my brother and i still play galactic conquest regularly. damn good game
DrLigmaPhD: @DrLigmaPhD No, almost certainly not. My grandfather wasn't in the war, he probably got it secondhand. He did have a german rifle from the war that my great-grandfather took though. Not in working condition but still interesting
Two_Hats: Imagine if hearing loss from firing without ear protection was implemented into the game.
Akaiatana: Graham's the one in the fur suit
googoltudoris: this is the chaos i remember
iarethel0ser: I have to imagine the floor is just an inch and a half of brass right now.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Boy when 2 RPC90s start going the audio bitrate really can't keep up
TotallyNotaBeholder: @iarethel0ser a real slipping hazard
googoltudoris: also, vindication at not being able to aim for shit as a kid
niccus: just like in real life
gwamhurt: hallways are so tight in this game
ANeMzero: I love that the shell holster on the shotgun does actually reflect how much spare ammo you've got.
LinearGif: Wow, I've just been buying new door every time I need it to be closed
iloveolivepizza: I played this game with an unplugged controller more than I played it for real
zeathean: yes
googoltudoris: yeah
Akaiatana: @Nelson to reload, shoot outside the level
googoltudoris: it's just "generic pistol ammo"
DrLigmaPhD: @PharaohBender27 To be clear my great grandfather was fighting for the US
PharaohBender27: @DrLigmaPhD Oh right, I sometimes forget that for some folks World War II was their great-grandparents' war :p
TehAmelie: remember how when you get the P90 in like the second last level it immediately makes every other weapon obsolete? it's so ridiculous
Grevas13: Gears of War taught me ammo is all universal
SquareDotCube: The silenced sniper rifle and the magnum also share ammo
PharaohBender27: @DrLigmaPhD I figured as much, given the "taken" as opposed to "issued"
amative1: It was the N64. Give the devs some slack on the realism lrrBEEJ
squ3e: hey man, bullet is bullet
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: *chortles*
voren_chalco: Causing Alex physical pain
PharaohBender27: WHEELER NO
FarleyF: i think we just watched a man die
Lyropithic: Some real anti-Alex violence going on tonight
DaxStrife: All guns use bullets, so bullets can go in all guns. That's what Mass Effect taught me.
googoltudoris: put the 300blk into the 5.56, it'll be great!
SymphonicLolita: "it goes in the square hole!"
Wicker_Guide: I put the magazine into the revolver, look straight down the barrel and walk backward into hell
Fanklok: You put your flares in your shotgun
LinearGif: If I wait long enough, bullet will regenerate inside the gun
Applecrisp: there was a movie where a guy made a gun that could use any bullet
DigitalSeahorse: D:
Akaiatana: Clip it!
googoltudoris: put the 20ga into the 12ga, it'll go great!
aerohydra: thats a crapshot
dm818: @DaxStrife In mass effect you aren't reloading the gun you are changing the heat sink
amative1: Alex told me to stock up on clips of rocket ammo
mtvcdm: I once got shot 80 times with a Klobb. Then I picked up a razor and started shaving myself properly.
TacitusVigil: @Akaiatana It's a magazine.
DigitalSeahorse: !findquote Alex Clipazine
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Wicker_Guide: extra power.... once
amative1: !findquote clipozine
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Akaiatana: @Akaiatana No, it's a twitch stream
PharaohBender27: @DrLigmaPhD That figuring is also why I phrased my initial question as "war trophy"
DiscordianTokkan: So much Power! At the tip of your fingers! well, what's left of them
nighthawk_986: Just like how you eat lava… once
Grevas13: according to Borderlands, stay close to your soldier friend and ammo appears in your gun
SquareDotCube: Mauser
ralphthellama: SKS
zeathean: the garand?
voslan: Carcano
superdude097: M1
Driosenth: M1
Viewers_Like_You: Bullets are like SD cards, it's just adapters all the way down
voslan: Which M1!
voslan: several don't have clips
Lord_Hosk: The M1 Helmet
grgriffin3: The M1 Garand is probably the best-known clip-using gun, at least in the US
pimiento: the M83
LinearGif: I'd like to cancel my subscription to Bullets Magazine
thraximore: seabatClap
DiscordianTokkan: Hah!
Akaiatana: The Dirty Do-Zen
DigitalSeahorse: ahhahahhahahhah
azureHaights: yamete kudastop
Driosenth: Nam a stay-off-my-lawn
Orxolon: the wallbang!
KeytarCat: Nelly with the wallbang!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh yeah, i forgot the magnum can shoot through doors
paronomasiac042: time to leave already? nah, i'mm'a stay
ThePixelSavage: @LinearGif thank you for subscribing to bullet facts
DigitalSeahorse: Namasay knock you out really got me
SquareDotCube: the bloodbathroom
niccus: i wish goldeneye had a single muzzle-loading gun
Grevas13: "Thank you for subscribing to Bullet Facts. Today's fact: an oven makes a good bullet storage area."
grgriffin3: Ahh yes, the .45 Kleenex
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
DrLigmaPhD: @PharaohBender27 True enough, just worth being clear. Interesting fact: The gun does have hash marks in it totaling 14. We like to assume that was Nazis killed
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DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL
SymphonicLolita: perfect execution
HorusFive: narrator [he did not get him]
TruPhantomAngel: Never didnt have it, clearly.
thraximore: the hardest enemy is the control scheme
grgriffin3: Dammit Wheeler
grgriffin3: DAMMIT WHEELER
SymphonicLolita: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaah
Applecrisp: Ah my magnum, it was by my side, all along
brainbosh: "Am I not Cougary enough for the Cougar Club?"
saucemaster5000: New life goals
googoltudoris: addquote that please
voslan: Don't every, every one will find it amazingly funny
DrLigmaPhD: You get on a list
Camail: these tiktok challenges are getting more bold
dm818: And now wheeler is on the no fly list
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehheheh
grgriffin3: Stealing an AIr Marshal's Gun (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL)
zed_alpha: Welcome to LoadingReadyRun, where Wheeler and all 846 of his accomplices will sit down and discuss proper conduct on United Airlines...
epsilon_vee: a very exclusive club where they give you a nice orange jumpsuit
DigitalSeahorse: lucidLUL lucidLUL lucidLUL
hesterbyrde: And there's the good Alex laugh
DigitalSeahorse: ohno
bubba0077: alex.exe has encoutnered a fatal error
DigitalSeahorse: hehehe
SymphonicLolita: I don't know why that got me so hard omg
thraximore: @hesterbyrde it's my favorite :D
DigitalSeahorse: xD
GhostofJeffGoldblum: sup highlight reel
DigitalSeahorse: breathe Alex
Dog_of_Myth: I'm dying here
mtvcdm: One Weird Airport Security Trick [IT'S GENIUS]
grgriffin3: He still slapped the cuffs on me, but it felt...Right, you know?
Welbog: You're killing him
DigitalSeahorse: oh dear
zed_alpha: Quick, kill alex repeatedly while you're killing him
DrLigmaPhD: Hijack the plane or hijack his heart
FarleyF: waves to Cori/Kathleen as she edits this for the highlight reel
saucemaster5000: Wheeler just got "Kill Count 10"
definenull: we've entered dolphin squeaking mode
StarWarsTHX1138: How to kill Alex in 3 easy steps
ANeMzero: making your friends laugh so hard you can farm them for kills is a legitimate Goldeneye strat.
TehAmelie: James Bond could never kill with laughter
Dog_of_Myth: Legit crying laughing right now
Viewers_Like_You: And then the air marshal says, "Why the long face?"
LinearGif: Wheeler please, I can't hold my breath this long
matthaus_c: @DrLigmaPhD either way, you're hijacking something off
hesterbyrde: @hesterbyrde I don't know which is my favorite laugh... Alex's or Adam's. They have amazing signature laughs
redrags7: Oh Mr. Martial you are packing some heat there
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Help me Air Marshall, I'm stuck!
grgriffin3: It's always fun to see a moment you know is going to be a centerpiece of the next stream highlight video
SquareDotCube: "You want to experience the climax of Air Force One?"
TokenMickus: Reaches over and grabs it [clown honk]
zed_alpha: If you're late to joining the stream, tonight we're listening to Ben Wheeler ghostwrite Chuck Tingle's next book...
shurtal: the technical term is "GLOMP"
ThePixelSavage: @hesterbyrde claerly Camerons laught is best laugh, fite me.
matthaus_c: get this man some water
saucemaster5000: @DrLigmaPhD And at least a second lift-off
mtvcdm: Grenade launchers next?
DigitalSeahorse: thanks for not dying of laughter
DrLigmaPhD: We'll wait til you're back
MrMatternot: Nicely played
JonnyGlitched: tackle 2
Grevas13: I'm not imagining someone cranking on the emergency exit door trying to get stuck in it mid-flight
pimiento: you really can't spell 'slaughter' without 'laughter'
hesterbyrde: @hesterbyrde I think I haven't heard Cameron really laugh... now that I think of it. But I'm backlogging through Talking Simulator so I'm sure I will and then will agree with you
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FarleyF: The views expressed by Benjamin "Glomp the Air Marshal" Wheeler are not those of Bionic Trousers Media or Loading Ready Run no matter how hilarious it is
TehAmelie: see Prayer Warriors for unfiltered Cam laughs
FarleyF: @hesterbyrde He has laughed heartily in LRL - i cant remember which one exactly
Gascitygaming: TIL the AC -10 award is for collecting the most armour
DrLigmaPhD: @FarleyF uwu mistew aiwmawsawl can i has gun pweese?
ThePixelSavage: @hesterbyrde there are a few PPR ones and a few Long game ones. it is without a joke one of my favourite laughs especially cause it is so rare :D
DrLigmaPhD: I have never regretted hitting enter on something so much in my life
DigitalSeahorse: part of my snack snuck too close to my air tube and I still feel like it's sitting there even though it's probably not
grgriffin3: Snail in my ear-telling me to reach for the air marshal's gun
PharaohBender27: @hesterbyrde More like several LRLs :p
Gascitygaming: Gotta check out some Watch and Play if you want some good Alex laughs
thraximore: @DrLigmaPhD umbral4KEKW
DigitalSeahorse: gargling and coughing seem to do nothing, dangit throat
saucemaster5000: @DigitalSeahorse I hate that feeling
zed_alpha: @Gascitygaming the man has an amazingly joyful cackle.
DigitalSeahorse: indeed
LinearGif: @DigitalSeahorse Yeah, the body tends to freak out that way, sorry for that
zed_alpha: Better than my laugh, I sound like a bunch of hyenas arguing with a dolphin. I'm almost 33 years old and I can rupture glass with my laugh.
DigitalSeahorse: that was a pretty good laugh tho
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
amative1: @LoadingReadyRun you should have DK mode unlocked
Rebbers: Dang I missed this music
shurtal: Laser Floyd at Planetarium BAYBEE
mtvcdm: Lasers and also Klobb
hesterbyrde: @zed_alpha I am also a member of the Tasing A Hyena Laugh club.
SymphonicLolita: it's klobberin time
Nuurgle: when it's Laser Time, put on your 3D shades
LinearGif: Doctor Klobb
Viewers_Like_You: Not the Klobb, the Klobb!
definenull: *alien voice* the klobb....
Grevas13: the great thing about remakes and rereleases these days is I can finally play games I was too poor to enjoy the first time
DigitalSeahorse: the Klobb
grgriffin3: It is, in fact, Klobbering time
JonnyGlitched: It sucks in Enter The Gungeon
matthaus_c: toy story alien voice The Kloooobb
zed_alpha: Are you gonna have to find a way to beat beaver bother?
niccus: there's funky mode?!
azureHaights: Somewhere, Ken Lobb is a little bit sad lrrAWW
mwlsn: @tehamelie my main memory of Cameron and Prayer Warriors is “well, there’s a bat shooting lasers, we know that much,” like he was going to develop a rational physical model of the game’s universe
Sharkfists: dbig khead
shurtal: DK, Kankey Dang
saucemaster5000: which one had the spurty coconut gun?
Nuurgle: Dan Kekong
TehAmelie: Golden Gun with Snipers and then you cheat the system by using the klobb, that's about the only use for it iirc
DrLigmaPhD: Donkey Kong with a gun is just Smash
DigitalSeahorse: lucidBonk katesBonk ssandDANCE go Klobbing
mtvcdm: It's one of the worst guns in videogame history.
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DelphineSynastria: oh I love laser dot wav
mozdoc: The only gun that can shoot a bullet sideways.
grgriffin3: Which is a shame, because the Skorpion is a pretty cool gun IRL
oneupthextraman: the laser has unlimited amo, so always be firing
RayFK: The only time the Klobb is good is with one hit kills on when it becomes AMAZING
matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 if you want spurty nuts you're gonna need to check in with the air marshal
shurtal: the world is healing
paronomasiac042: my favorite part of klob is when klob says 'it's klobbing time' and klobs all over the place
thraximore: PrideLaugh
DigitalSeahorse: seems about right
pn55: Where are the light sabers?
JonnyGlitched: Infinite Ammo OP
saucemaster5000: @saucemaster5000 I tried, not coconutty enough
redrags7: wow those blasters make me feel like I'm watching actual footage of storm troopers
grgriffin3: Rad
definenull: whoahh
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
DigitalSeahorse: wooo neat
DiscordianTokkan: Niiice
LinearGif: I have that dream all the time, and then I have to go to bed
Argumentable: there's no reason to not be shooting
BrindleBoar: Alex out here incepting himself
TehAmelie: i have to try that
shurtal: never stop firin' ya lazars
JonnyGlitched: good accuracy too
Arakasi01: When I was a kid I discovered you could blink rapidly to wake up from nightmares
DigitalSeahorse: dreams just from having played this game?
thraximore: DMZ: Dream-Militarized Zone
brainbosh: Can you even JUMP yet
grgriffin3: Games! Am I right, gamers?
DigitalSeahorse: gamers in this economy?
matthaus_c: only just now hit me how much G's character looks like a wall texture
JonnyGlitched: Gravity is purely notional
Acroamatis: Cheer100 Bits to fuel the nostalgia train!
DrLigmaPhD: Laser guns in space because loose particles in 0 G in the vaccum of space aren't safe, but bolts of superheated light/gas are fine
Argumentable: i forget, does baron's hat count as a headshot in this game
Two_Hats: There was peaceful until Alex invaded with the Dream nation
Crashzxs: cant die to fall damage if you cant fall
eric_christian_berg: I misplace my pants a lot.
DeM0nFiRe: I have that but with socks sometimes
thraximore: huh.
LinearGif: Do I even have feet in dreams?
DigitalSeahorse: ssandNO
JonnyGlitched: I rarely have a body in my dreams
emberBecky: oh yeah I used to have that one a lot
DigitalSeahorse: katesHm
ghyllnox: I don't usually pay attention to whether I have shoes
TehAmelie: i often lose my footing and have to run on my hands?
saucemaster5000: Freud says that means you want to have sex with your mom's shoes
DigitalSeahorse: katesWot katesAw
Lyropithic: A handy superpower, to be fair
definenull: you dorothy-ed yourself
Two_Hats: Well that's what I for trying to do 3 things at once
laundreydhull: SHAZAM!
grgriffin3: Percussive maintenance in a dream
GhostofJeffGoldblum: the most niche superpower ever
DigitalSeahorse: neat
matthaus_c: dream powers are a wild thing
Akaiatana: Alex: it's because you play a lot of MTG. You have No-soles
DrLigmaPhD: Alex you dreamt a Nike commercial
azureHaights: You just gotta rattle the video card and your shoes will render in
gravity_pike: man, never take your shoes off in a dream, they fucking evaoprate
matthaus_c: ever since 6th edition, damage doesn't work on the stack anymore
voren_chalco: I always hated Stack because I would invariably get lost in the basement
Gascitygaming: That Grate is better than good, but i'm not sure how to describe it.....
thraximore: there's gotta be a cheat
DigitalSeahorse: does Alex fear losing his soul? SOLE reasons?
thraximore: oh
amative1: it should be code OR beat the game
eshplode: Too bad there's no Gameshark for this
aClonedPickle: so when's the goldeneye 64 play it forward to unlock everything :v
SkylerRingtail: "Just give it to me." What the Air Marshal says after you take his gun.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Goldeneye 64 Battle Pass to unlock levels on a seasonal rotation
JonnyGlitched: Are the laser projectiles wider too?
matthaus_c: if the Air Marshal wants to take it silently I won't complain
voren_chalco: Bond Rave!
TehAmelie: tonight i dreamed i lost my wallet, and then i kept having other dreams where my wallet was still gone. it took a real effort to figure out it wasn't gone when i woke up
DigitalSeahorse: I dream more that I'm on my knees and I can't stand up
gsyhiap: Accuracy: 0.1%
CururuGuasu: Much pew pew
FarleyF: Air Marshall - Target Kids - Jacobs Marqui de Sade - Adam and the Watermelon. All great moments in LRR/Desert bus history
ghyllnox: I have lots of social dysphoria dreams but I don't remember I'm trans so it's very confusing, then I wake up and everything makes a lot more sense
Orxolon: i'm loving lasers actually,should do a rocket or mine one in a very small map XD
azureHaights: @GhostofJeffGoldblum Oddjob (or actually Nicknack?) as a special event boss a la Fortnite Thanos
DrLigmaPhD: I hope LRR is ready for hundreds of submissions of Air Marshal/Terrorist erotica
Two_Hats: Do the laser beams have drop off? Do they need those scopes?
KeytarCat: Sometimes Nintendo includes special save states on the emulated titles, so it's not like they couldn't save you the trouble
saucemaster5000: The only thing an air marshal said to me on a flight was "I had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this monday to friday plane"
saucemaster5000: weird dude
grgriffin3: Accuracy Rating: None
Despoiler98: stormtrooper level Accuracy
flustered_blue: Pew pew pew pew
SymphonicLolita: accuracy rating: girl get help
TehAmelie: who needs accuracy when you have infinite lasers
Dog_of_Myth: @Two_Hats Rule of cool
Two_Hats: Fair
DigitalSeahorse: Yeah baby yeah
margieargie: I think that's called "repression"
Dog_of_Myth: Garf Kart
BrowneePoints: Okay real talk, aside from a one or two blue jokes(like the SHe's a man man thing) Austin Powers 1 holds up REMARKABLY well
matthaus_c: garf-bage
eshplode: Garfbage Kart?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Garf-bage? is that anything?
thraximore: umbraHappy
gwamhurt: Y'all should play GarfKart2
amative1: "missed out"
grgriffin3: Graham had some Forget-Me Juice and was saved from Garf Cart
DigitalSeahorse: lucidJudge cart
Akaiatana: It was only bad because you played it on a Monday
matthaus_c: goth garf rules
saucemaster5000: Garth Kart, the Wayne's world game
DarknessKingCoH: The Stack is just the upper level, The Library is both upstairs and basement.
TetraRay: multiples ?
matthaus_c: Goth Garf should be in Garfkart
Gekyouryuu: what we need is a crossover game: Austin Powers vs. Evil Dead: the Groovy Groove Off
thraximore: umbral4Wut
DigitalSeahorse: lucidJudge katesSteer
PharaohBender27: "I hate these people, and would love to see them play more Garfkart"
niccus: in the tenth garf kart they'll go to space
KeytarCat: G with a solid snipe
shurtal: Revenge on ovens
Driosenth: In Garfcart 10 they go to space
grgriffin3: I knew that kitten was up to no good
DigitalSeahorse: katesBelt lucidJudge katesSteer
Alas_Babylon: Deepest of lores
mtvcdm: I'm looking right now at various lists of the worst weapons in videogame history, and there's A LOT of variety in the lists, but the three most common attendees in the lists are the water pistol from Metal Gear Solid V, the Giant's Knife from Ocarina of Time... and the Klobb.
Juliamon: Garf Cart 5: Lyman Rising
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
gwamhurt: Garf Kart 3: Downforce is the Main Course
TehAmelie: it's a very cheaply made Mario Kart clone, as i recall. just running on the Garf name
fastlane250: Everything?
saucemaster5000: Nermal rerouted the body to Abu Dhabi
Gekyouryuu: "Can I sign up for your improv class?" "Yes, and?"
BrowneePoints: but yea, I rewatched Austin Powers 1-3 at the start of the Pandemic, and honestly it's surprising how well 1, and MOST of 2 has held up @LoadingReadyRun 3 is
TotallyNotaBeholder: Garg Kart 8: Nermal goes to Space
KeytarCat: Step 1: Learn everything
Applecrisp: Garfield is BACK in: A View To A Lasagna
grgriffin3: Garf Cart X: The Lasagna Lament
BrowneePoints: there's a couple blue jokes
BrowneePoints: but the FIRST one holds up
hackingducks: graham's got a klobb, it's klobbering time.... oh
Lyropithic: Which one has Will Ferrell in brownface?
zed_alpha: The first two
Orxolon: i love'em
damn_i_am_pretty: the third Austin Powers ruined James Bond forever
Grevas13: ah, the Scary Movie effect
Gascitygaming: Garfield will return in Casino Royale with Cheese
niccus: congratulations and i'm sorry
Gekyouryuu: the 007 movie makers have said that Austin Powers ruined James Bond for them, because now they "can't be camp" or whatever
ANeMzero: I like how Austin Powers 3 predicted James Bond
zeathean: The scene with Nathan Lane is hilarious
RayFK: Benjamin finds them kind of funny, finds them kind of sad
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Nelly.
matthaus_c: drink the air marshal's milk
BrowneePoints: Mustafa(the Brownface joke) and the She's a Man Man bits have aged HORRIBLY
Viewers_Like_You: From Austin with Shag podcast when?
Dog_of_Myth: Nelson!
saucemaster5000: Goldmember might be the first movie I walked out of
azureHaights: Thoughts on the Bond/Powers ERB?
DrLigmaPhD: Succ the Tiddy?
Orxolon: Alotta Fagina
hackingducks: "james bond can't be camp after austin powers" *releases Spectre*
DigitalSeahorse: xD
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Mr_Bitterness: Wouldn't it be watching Evil Dead if you say "Groovy" a lot?
LinearGif: Excuse me
PharaohBender27: @BrowneePoints Ooof I can just by that post
BrowneePoints: The Joke about getting the Tram stuck sideways in a hallway STILL gets me to cry laugh
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "this is my son, Horny"
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grgriffin3: Alex, you're on fire
Alex_Frostfire: I heard it says gullible on the ceiling.
Gascitygaming: Alex did you know the word Gullible isn't in the dictionary?
Gekyouryuu: @BrowneePoints you should look up that scene in the novelization
damn_i_am_pretty: kids named Austin, tho
Alas_Babylon: Isn't there a band named Alexisonfire?
JadedCynic: @Mr_Bitterness different 'groovy' and yes, it's all in the intonation
BjjBrain: Alex, that's because you weld!
DigitalSeahorse: aww no chop the glass
djalternative: Stop, Drop, and Roll, Alex
Orxolon: my fav jokes are the henchmen's death's repercussions
Two_Hats: His jokes definitely on fire
saucemaster5000: Gamers don't look up
amative1: But it's ACTUALLY written on the floor
thraximore: someone at my school actually wrote that on the ceiling
Mr_Bitterness: @Mr_Bitterness Grovy
DiscordianTokkan: I heard that the dictionary spells gullible with 3 Ls
DrLigmaPhD: Given some of your projects, Alex, the risk of being on fire is more than the average person
Rebbers: Where's on third
Dog_of_Myth: Next to Ceiling Egg
samwonk: If there was any workplace where someone would write gullible on the ceiling, you're in it.
LinearGif: No, that's the phrase they wrote, you have to find it
CururuGuasu: The four Bond paradox you movies: Austin Powers 1, 2, 3, and Die a
matthaus_c: gullible all around
eric_christian_berg: You can't help yourself from clobbing!
CururuGuasu: another Day
thraximore: I had no idea it was there because I refused to look up
zed_alpha: "Fun" fact, I first asked my parents what sex was because we watched Austin Powers on a rented VHS tape when I was six years old.
JadedCynic: the first was a straight thematic copy of In Like Flint with James Coburn
Gekyouryuu: "walk up to the club like "what up? I got a big glock."."
azureHaights: Walk up in the Klobb like 'what up, i got a small clip'
zed_alpha: I don't think my now-ex-stepdad has ever forgiven me lol
DigitalSeahorse: it actually says: Gull a ball
mtvcdm: Someone will probably put 'GULLIBLE ON THE CEILING' on the lightbox tonight before they leave the office.
MeadyOchre: Any word on if we get a Perfect Dark stream sometime? Would love to see LRR peeps scream about being shot through walls by the Farsight
Applecrisp: love the scooby doo shaded ""hidden"" door
azureHaights: (i don't care if it's a magazine, clip scans better and also Klobb doesn't deserve proper nomenclature)
matthaus_c: is that a known pipeline
niccus: i want to get a dictionary that intentionally does not have an entry for "gullible"
HoneyJack07: I can’t remember, are those grates on the ground able to open ?
BrowneePoints: that sounds like virtual insanity
BrowneePoints: DAMNIT NELLY
SymphonicLolita: I feel that way about the original Pink Panther movies...the jokes are still so good but oof ouch the racism
DarknessKingCoH: The Stack is just the upper level, The Library is both upstairs and basement.
DigitalSeahorse: this is like ScreenCheat but where nobody is invisible!
Orxolon: the space cobwoy?
zed_alpha: The man, the myth, the legend, themiroquai
ThePixelSavage: is this whole stream just G styling on 3 friends in one of his favourite games ?
matthaus_c: don't you hate it when you accidentally grab the member of Jamiroquai
DrLigmaPhD: Song unironically slaps IMO
JadedCynic: Jay Kay
Buxx345: the man formerly and currently known as Jamiroquai
Applecrisp: Teams!
Lord_Hosk: 3 V 1 graham doesn't win
shurtal: @matthaus_c HA
Akaiatana: Graham as Archenemy
SnowBuddy18: @matthaus_c no, I enjoy it
Mr_Bitterness: That's License to Kill, any hit kills
grgriffin3: TIme to learn!
RayFK: License to kill is 1 hit kills
SquareDotCube: now you just remind me of the W&P where Alex played that game based on the Virtual Insanity music vid
Lyinginbedmon: The Golden Gun is a single-chamber gun that instakill
Sarah_Serinde: I almost remember flag tag
RayFK: Golden Gun is 1 person has a Golden Gun
DrLigmaPhD: Golden Showers?
niccus: red bull presents flag tag
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head_cannon: "License to Kill" is a fun variant. 1-hit-kills changes the dynamics a lot.
pn55: Yup
Serivus: I thought Man with the golden gun is only counts if Golden Gun kills
saucemaster5000: Flag Tag is another thing to try with an air marshal
Boon_33: flag tag is (kill the carrier)
doubledbear: Capture the flag on the plane in Tomorrow never Dies on N64 was my fav
mhbmk2: iirc flag tag was one person has a flag and everyone is against them
mtvcdm: Kills made with the golden gun stay with the gun. The one who holds it gets these points.
matthaus_c: da ba dee da ba die
eshplode: Token.
Gascitygaming: 10 minutes most time with flag wins i think
Blakemcm: oddball
grgriffin3: It's Oddball from Halo, it looks like
azureHaights: You have to kill fast, but gun too flag.
MAPBoardgames: Kill the man with the skull?
pimiento: when flagged you can only token damage, no given
Applecrisp: The flag comes with complementary Existential Dread
matthaus_c: can't believe Goldeneye ripped off Fall Guys
Dumori: Man with the golden gun is Juggnaut ruels one guy has the 1 hit kill gun but only kills with the one hit kill gun count
LinearGif: flag tag is flag... tag
JadedCynic: yeah, your score is based on how long you keep the flag
Sharkfists: "capture the flag" is my favourite bond movie
ThePixelSavage: the best part was when he said "its flagging time" and flagged all over the place
PharaohBender27: @matthaus_c :D
DrLigmaPhD: Flag made of sheet steel
doubledbear: I always thought the AK47 looked like a black pencil crayon
thraximore: wheeler how did you live that long
SquareDotCube: look, they're cleary surrendering
DigitalSeahorse: run away!
Akaiatana: "Oh no, I succeeded!
BigDaddyBland87: I do love that the flag person just has a massive flag
Applecrisp: You don't know flagging
paronomasiac042: wouldn't you like to know, flag boy
doubledbear: So i always called it the pencil gun
azureHaights: @doubledbear I was more team duracell
SquareDotCube: The Gerber baby?
DrLigmaPhD: Virgin drummer boy vs Chad flag boy
mtvcdm: So, Golden Gun mode is, every time someone kills with the golden gun, the stakes become more and more about getting control of the golden gun.
doubledbear: @doubledbear Yeah i can see it
DigitalSeahorse: Baby Face is wrong movie
mrjujubeans: K Dido
gwamhurt: whats the fov on these miniscreens anyway?
gwamhurt: like 45?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
comrade_cards: The Nelly snipe!
TehAmelie: it should be
KeytarCat: Doesn't know where he is, gets nade kill
thraximore: where is [token]?
LinearGif: Create one Flag Artifact token
DigitalSeahorse: Dick Tracy I think had a Baby Face
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "I can't jump with the flag. I couldn't before, but I still can't."
grgriffin3: The benefit from killing other people in this game mode is the satisfaction of killing another person, and that's all the benefit you really need
DrLigmaPhD: Gonna dope his rope
SquareDotCube: "Mr. Bond, for reasons unknown SPECTRE plans to resurrect George Nelson and we need you find out why and stop them."
BusTed: no handjob, slappers only?
grgriffin3: Toh Ken
Gekyouryuu: it's secretly Jackbox week. No Job Job
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I am Flag and so can you!
Viewers_Like_You: The results are in, and you... are NOT the flag!
Lyinginbedmon: I feel like 2 hours into the stream is a great time to ask if the chroma key is meant to be off a bit behind Alex
matthaus_c: @BusTed seabatClap
DrLigmaPhD: No handjob? This blows!
Sharkfists: token flag guy
NotCainNorAbel: valid game play
mhbmk2: if you can't see them, they can't see you!
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaDeer Flag isn't impressed
DrLigmaPhD: She slob on my klob
Applecrisp: picking up the flag also coats you in a thin layer of grease
MrGibberish: @korvys Fluffer!
DigitalSeahorse: korvys lol
brainbosh: Fuck now I want to watch Running Man again
DrLigmaPhD: Running Man still goes pretty well IIRC
thraximore: pfft
amative1: ALEX
grgriffin3: The Chiba chiba is the dankest possible chiba
grgriffin3: WHEELER
DigitalSeahorse: where was the flag when this round started/
GhostofJeffGoldblum: jesus, Wheeler
thraximore: BEN
Caffine1138: WHEELER?!!
GhostValv: lrrSPOOP
ComradeMik: love it
yalc321: WHEELER
iris_of_ether: Holy shit
ihlendrax: All this cheba is making me want a toasted sub from Cheba Hut. (Some of the best subs I’ve ever had, actually.)
paronomasiac042: chiba chiba dank dank
ThePixelSavage: instantly banned in japan
thraximore: WOW
TemporallyAwry: I forgot that happened, this timeline is so messed up.
DigitalSeahorse: katesWot
shurtal: cause he's ded
BrowneePoints: HAHAHAHA Wheeler killed an already dead man
ComradeMik: i have a follow up joke, but i'm not the streamer, so i can get banned
Silver_Drgn: how long are these rounds?
Gekyouryuu: "suppressing fire!!!!!!"
recursioning: The Running Man is amazing. It's a great balance of peak 80s, action, and still relevant social topics
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
azureHaights: Every time I hear "serpentine" I just remember that that's the name of the typeface in the DDR logo
iarethel0ser: So I'm just looking at the screen again, and this mode looks to be "commit war crimes"?
niccus: wow, serpentine was designed by dick jensen
NotCainNorAbel: almost enogh to kill a player
Viewers_Like_You: @Silver_Drgn Depends on the gun, often somewhere around 2-3cm
DigitalSeahorse: ah yes, shooting at the surrender flag
Sharkfists: 500? that's like half of someone's health bar
TehAmelie: enough to build a house, almost enough to kill a man
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ANeMzero: I like how they set up the shell rack on the shotgun to reflect spare ammo but the grenade launcher is just always fully loaded.
Silver_Drgn: @Viewers_Like_You fair enough, I deserve that.
Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
GhostofJeffGoldblum: !so Luminaire_P
JadedCynic: what I love is that this game has brought our streamers to the ol' "Couch Co-op Days' and the banter and humour is reflecting that <3
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I see how it is robot.
Alex_Frostfire: The grenade explosion lasts so long!
Akaiatana: Are you on me like an air marshal?
Mollylele: hi dads
DigitalSeahorse: wait who won?
Lysander_salamander: Hello folks
DigitalSeahorse: hi dads
grgriffin3: Two dads and two daddies
thraximore: hi molly! umbraHey
ArdCollider: hello dads
ThePixelSavage: wheeler absolutely is a daddy
definenull: dad is a mindset
matthaus_c: Chickadee!
PharaohBender27: Chickadee?
DigitalSeahorse: also hi non-dads
BusTed: ooo
grgriffin3: I regret typing that
Sharkfists: hi moly!
Enki1256: Wheeler has dad vibes.
BrowneePoints: One man spawns with golden
ghyllnox: Chickadee is great!
mtvcdm: Golden Gun is that kills made with the gun stay with the gun.
RayFK: License to Kill, all guns are one shot kills
Mr_Bitterness: License to Kill is one hit kills
PharaohBender27: Learned about that on the latest BNF and bought it right then and there
DoodlestheGreat: Hiya, Molly!
mhbmk2: man with the golden gun means 1 person has it
Serivus: Man with Golden Gun you only get points if you get kills with the golden gun
niccus: *a* man with the golden gun
mhbmk2: license to kill is everything is lethal
Mollylele: sharkf11SHAKE max ard doodls hello
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DigitalSeahorse: dirty walls
BrowneePoints: ALEX is the Man with the Golden Gun
mhbmk2: I recommend license to kill with slappers
grgriffin3: Alex Steacymanga
JadedCynic: only the kills with the golden gun scores points
Applecrisp: whammo
MrGibberish: Have we done mine rounds yet?
Viewers_Like_You: Does the character model get updated to include a third nipple?
JadedCynic: you have to kill the golden gun carrier to make them drop it so you can pick it up and score points
RayFK: You want to kill everyone, no one is on a team. BUT only The Golden Gun kills get points, so you need to get it from the perso who has it
FacelessManAboutTown: Did Alex have to grow a third nipple?
TehAmelie: Alex headin for a flawless victory
DigitalSeahorse: o.O
BrowneePoints: It's like King of the HIll
mtvcdm: "There is only one Golden Gun on the field. The Golden Gun pickup does not normally respawn; instead, only one player can control the weapon. The radar records everyone as Red until someone takes posession of the Golden Gun, which the radar will then record them as Blue."
BrowneePoints: but Golden Gun
azureHaights: @FacelessManAboutTown Alex "Nipple Added" Steacy?
Kikazi: I think Nelly has a point, thus this is a regular death match except 1 person has the golden gun
amative1: There is one "The Golden Gun"
Gekyouryuu: this is all making me want to scour through my stuff and see if I can find my Die Another Day branded martini glasses and shaker that I won from a radio call-in contest when I was 13
RayFK: ONLY Golden Gun kills give points
mtvcdm: A regular weapon holder can kill the Golden Gun holder for points equal to the maximum number of players minus one. This bonus is added regardless of whether the holder is using the Golden Gun or not. Every non-holder kill will count as only one kill.
KeytarCat: Full contact flag tag
grgriffin3: Basically, Alex is the air marshal and you really want to prank him.
BrowneePoints: It's King of the Kill, but only one Golden Gun
Mr_Bitterness: Do you like gladiator movies?
lastunicornfan: This brings me back to college days
DoodlestheGreat: "I see that Scraps is a boy dog."
FacelessManAboutTown: Zero hour
godort: Zero Hour
PharaohBender27: Zero Hour!
JadedCynic: "Zero Hour"
Lysander_salamander: It's a very slow movie
brainbosh: Oh i've been seeing those on Tiktok, it's fucking BANANAS
saucemaster5000: It's surprising how much of the dialogue is the same
JadedCynic: it's scene for scene
PharaohBender27: I should watch Zero Hour! some day
DoodlestheGreat: "Good luck. We're all counting on you."
flamewave7: Most of the stented lines were from zero hour
DigitalSeahorse: k who got gun now?
DigitalSeahorse: Graham
JadedCynic: Y'ever been in a Turkish prison?
Gekyouryuu: "I speak Jive"
LinearGif: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading
JadedCynic: "Stewardess, I speak Jive."
thraximore: nice shot
BrowneePoints: So it's Deathmatch but killing the Golden Gun holder gives bonus points
FacelessManAboutTown: A hospital, what is it?
matthaus_c: someone should make a Jun
amative1: #offbyone
GhostofJeffGoldblum: just like the movie!
Akaiatana: "I have an errant piece of fluff" A soulsborne comment
JadedCynic: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now
Athelgar: None bullets, left grief
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SquareDotCube: "I want want let you know, we're all counting on you."
DigitalSeahorse: maybe gold gun just makes it super easy to get your target?
JadedCynic: "I never joke, and don't call me Shirley"
gwamhurt: i have a gun
matthaus_c: gun pineapple apple gun]
gwamhurt: i have a apple
Gekyouryuu: "surely you can't be serious?" "I AM serious. and don't call me shirley."
azureHaights: "pineapple gun" Isn't that just the grenade launcher?
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Sharkfists: if you don't know who at the table has the golden gun, it's you
Viewers_Like_You: G, I'll give you $1 million for it
Gekyouryuu: "and LEON'S getting LAAAAARGER!"
Alex_Frostfire: A golden bullet with your golden name on it?
FacelessManAboutTown: The graham with golden guuuun
JadedCynic: "They could be miles off course" "Impossible - they're on instruments!" *cut to cockpit jazz trio*
saucemaster5000: A golden bullet letys you visit Willy Wonka's Gun factory
amative1: It's about a man, who has a golden gun
Applecrisp: what's that abstract map with the red sky? Complex?
matthaus_c: also he has a third nipple
Mr_Bitterness: He charges a million dollars a shot.
mhbmk2: he has a 3rd nipple
zeathean: it is in pieces
ashteranic: He was an assassin, and had really good ai
ashteranic: aim even
Lysander_salamander: It's like a personal challenge
SquareDotCube: it's a hidden weapon
mhbmk2: the gun is made out of a lighter
Mattmitchell45: And it's a transformer
mtvcdm: The gun is very expensive to fire... he's just very, very accurate with it.
matthaus_c: lacquered nipples
YeomanAres: Sauron and a dwarf want to kill people with golden bullets of power
grgriffin3: Three nipples, granting invincibility
JadedCynic: he's a professional assassin
HorusFive: Graham and Wiggins did a whole podcast about it
Raincoast_Bear: Gun also breaks down into parts
FacelessManAboutTown: He charges a million a shot
matthaus_c: filigreed nipples?
HorusFive: Love is required whenever he's hired
Raincoast_Bear: Pen
DoodlestheGreat: A pen
JadedCynic: pen, cuff links
amative1: a pen for the barrel
Alex_Frostfire: I was more right than I expected. o.o
xantos69: That is how you get it past the Air Marshal!
azureHaights: Case, lighter, cufflinks, pen?
DigitalSeahorse: katesHm
DarknessKingCoH: He's also more deadly post coitus
grgriffin3: Cufflink
matthaus_c: oh so that's where Fallout 4 got that idea
DigitalSeahorse: katesBless and halo
Raincoast_Bear: Cufflink is trigger
Driosenth: fountain pen, lighter, cigarette case, cufflink
hackingducks: the golden gun is a zip gun
amative1: ah, Mr Scaramunga
YeomanAres: And some stereotypical redneck is there for some reason
JadedCynic: cuff link makes the trigger
saucemaster5000: they're pepperoni nipples too
amative1: Alex does
shurtal: also he's Christopher Lee
shurtal: that' simportant
Mattmitchell45: Also the The Man with the Golden Gun has a murder fun house
mtvcdm: If you pause and see who's in blue...
UncannyJimjams: He also has sex to make himself more deadly before every kill
Kikazi: Scenario rules from the wiki: A regular weapon holder can kill the Golden Gun holder for points equal to the maximum number of players minus one.... Every non-holder kill will count as only one kill.
Quentastic: @YeomanAres *saruman
DigitalSeahorse: xD
ZipElseworth: PogChamp
Orxolon: Francisco Scaramanga, the "Man with the Golden Gun"
JadedCynic: and the assassin Scaramanga has a superiority complex and aspires to be 'the man who killed James Bond"
DoodlestheGreat: @YeomanAres He was in the previous flick, became popular, and was brought back. Same as Jaws coming back.
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
Ahxes: I have not seen any James Bond film but listened to every episode of Rewatch with Love. I had the wrong impression of James Bond films my whole life until rewatch
Akaiatana: Wheeler playing Iosef from John Wick
SquareDotCube: and for some reason his ultimatum is to use a heat ray. That's stationary. On a remote island.
DigitalSeahorse: katesGun PrideLaugh
definenull: drink more klobb
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
FacelessManAboutTown: Wheelassie trying get to get the golden gun from graham
saucemaster5000: wikka wikka slim shady
margieargie: Klobbazine
NotCainNorAbel: klob klip
amative1: irl ban both of them
azureHaights: @YeomanAres Sherrif Jay Dubyuh Peppuh?!
gwamhurt: i thought they were supposed to all be like casino royale for a long time
saucemaster5000: Like the episode of the Simpsons with Scorpio?
gwamhurt: serious
saucemaster5000: ah
Juliamon: I definitely assumed they were all Casino Royale-like
Lysander_salamander: like, comedies
Scourge_of_Streams: Like the old casino royale or the new one?
Sharkfists: not knowing how this mode works is accurate to my childhood memory
JadedCynic: takes revolutionary solar power tech and holds the world (in the middle of an energy crisis) hostage
blip2004: the Craig movies are too serious.
Ahxes: I thought they were generic serious action movies
GhostofJeffGoldblum: They're lighthearted and then occasionally murder Bond's wife ten minutes after his wedding.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Or dismember Felix.
ashteranic: It could be worse, they could all be like Tom Clancy books
kusinohki: daniel craig casino royal or 1967 casino royale??
brainbosh: I mean for the longest time the only Bond movie I saw was Casino Royal (the old one)
PharaohBender27: During From Rewatch with Love, I realized the only Connery Bond film I'd seen was the "non-canon" Never Say Never (which I saw on TV)
matthaus_c: I absolutely grew up thinking they were all business, not even a little bit campy
amative1: Alex one
Kikazi: @LoadingReadyRun A regular weapon holder can kill the Golden Gun holder for points equal to the maximum number of players minus one. This bonus is added regardless of whether the holder is using the Golden Gun or not. Every non-holder kill will count as only one kill.
amative1: *won
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Akaiatana: @GhostofJeffGoldblum That happens all the time in the world
grgriffin3: The Moore films are definitely LESS serious than other ones, but still, none are really super serious
DigitalSeahorse: Alex! lucidDuck lucidDuck lucidDuck
ChippTunes: Roger Moore was before my time so I never truly grasped just how *goofy* they are
JadedCynic: @Scourge_of_Streams the new CR movies is faithful to the book, the old movie is...oh dear
DarthRagnar815: Craig films are very different from Moore films at least.
saucemaster5000: I watched along with Rewatch with Love and it completely changed what my favorite Bond films were.
Sharkfists: @MrGibberish Thanks you!
ashteranic: In Alex's favor, they spawned with like 20 bullets for it.
saucemaster5000: The Brosnan ones suck
gwamhurt: @PharaohBender27 Rewatch with love comment here
Kikazi: bingo. That explanation came from the wiki, btw.
Juliamon: Genuinely the only Bond I've seen deliberately is Casino Royale, and like 5 minutes of one that had a train that looked like Sam the Eagle because a friend was convinced it looked like Sam the Eagle
superdude097: But why male models?
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
Mollylele: is anyone gonna clip that epiphany "uhhnghhh" sound or
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
DigitalSeahorse: time for SLAP stick!
Aarek: rush B!
Orxolon: i didn't watcg the No Time to Die episode,guess i know what i'll do after the stream
saucemaster5000: @Juliamon OMG I want a muppets bond so bad
mtvcdm: Why does it say 'slappers' when it's clearly a karate chop
AzaleaCloud: Judo chop. Judo chop. Judo chop.
SquareDotCube: facility let's goo
PharaohBender27: @JadedCynic You mean the bonkers 1967 "comedy" which I'd previously known about via a recap on Agony Booth?
SymphonicLolita: big slappy mode
RayFK: God I miss scoutsknivez
Lysander_salamander: which map-movie is this?
TehAmelie: it only hurts as much as slaps
iarethel0ser: Time to slap people to sleep.
niccus: @mtvcdm wasn't the multiplayer mode made in like, last second, one week of dev
DigitalSeahorse: this game slaps
Magnifisquatch: Stop trying to hit me and HIT ME!
azureHaights: @Lysander_salamander It's "the library scene, with aspirations"
HorusFive: HyperSlam HyperSlam HyperSlam
ashteranic: yeah, that's how i remember this mode, a lot of trades.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 it had something like 6 different directors that kept getting fired or quitting, and instead of starting over, they just took ALL the recorded footage and stitched together in a frankensteinian acid trip
LaCafedora: Barney would be horrified.
saucemaster5000: I did love reviewing Casino Royale as the "other" Casino Royale on letterboxd
Applecrisp: Wheeler lying in wait like a slapper spider
Akaiatana: @Nelson simul-slapping is called clapping
doubledbear: That this is why Austin Powers Judo chop is still funny
TehAmelie: it could be the Klobb is just soft enough that it can fail to kill someone with body armor
JadedCynic: Pop Quiz, chat: Who played James Bond FIRST? :)
pn55: HypeLUL
DoodlestheGreat: @JadedCynic Barry Nelson
saucemaster5000: @JadedCynic like the radio play fella?
PharaohBender27: @PharaohBender27 Yep that's the 1967 one. Which From Rewatch with Love *did* cover
DeM0nFiRe: @JadedCynic Probably one of the developers of the game Kappa
TemporallyAwry: @JadedCynic Christopher Lee, technically?
DigitalSeahorse: hehehheheh
doubledbear: Ian Fleming
JadedCynic: @JadedCynic you need to watch "In Like Flint" , with James Coburn B)
Akaiatana: @JadedCynic Ian Flemming. He played the bird author out of a name.
Sogheim: the Flint movies were... interesting
Mr_Bitterness: The slap kill ragdolls are amazing
saucemaster5000: Oh god, I rented In Like Flint thinking it'd be like Austin Powers. It... wasn't
JadedCynic: Barry Nelson, Graham's and @DoodlestheGreat
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh, buddy
Scourge_of_Streams: I read a bunch of the Bond books before ever seeing the movies.
grgriffin3: Yeah, the very first Bond actor was American
azureHaights: The Peter Sellers Ridiculousness(tm)
LithelyUnshod: Jimmy Bong, IIRC
Viewers_Like_You: "Ostensibly"? It has tons of James Bond!
brainbosh: And that one was the first one I saw
thraximore: this is the video game equivalent of saying "I'm going to windmill my arms and if you get in the way that's your fault"
JadedCynic: 6 different directors
saucemaster5000: not even "funny to watch" bad
Raincoast_Bear: 4 or 5 James Bonds IIRC
PharaohBender27: Other than "Never Say Never," I think the only Bond films I've seen are the lesser Brosnan films (whichever one had Denise Richards - The World is Not Enough?) and Die Another Day; and Skyfall
Simonark: And a South African radio play where he was played by Bob Holness, the game show host.
LithelyUnshod: *Bond
shurtal: It's bad in both amazing and awful ways
northos: (they could not salvage it in post)
Viewers_Like_You: It's got way more Jameses Bond than any other movie
SquareDotCube: and that last scene...
YeomanAres: Thunderball and never say never again is a weird story too
matthaus_c: true to life
DigitalSeahorse: back in the hole that was made for you
BrowneePoints: Woody Allen IS the bad guy
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Orson Welles is there.
azureHaights: Narrator's voice: they could not salvage it in post
GhostofJeffGoldblum: And does magic tricks.
Sharkfists: it's got orson wells in it for like 2 seconds
thraximore: HAHAHAHA
head_cannon: It's hilarious to imagine two martial artists charging each other and then both simultaneously collapsing.
ComradeMik: where sellers and orson welles couldn't stand eachother long enough to shoot their scenes
FacelessManAboutTown: Orson Welles is le chiffre and he's not selling peas
JadedCynic: Peter Sellers played 007, David Niven played Sir James Bond...
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
MrTheWalrus: 'Really not very good' is underselling what an utter trainwreck it is
grgriffin3: The first Bond movie I ever saw was Never Say Never Again. The first Bond movie I saw in theaters was DIe Another Day. It's frankly a miracle that Bond became my favorite film franchise ever
MrQBear: now i want a companion to 'from rewatch to love' where graham gets to shows these movies to people who haven't seen them.
AzaleaCloud: Wheeler got that mad neutral
Akaiatana: These days, you can't fix it in post. You're forced to fix it in Fedex.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: And the end involves a UFO landing.
BobDot96: From Rewatch with Love was how I found LRR
saucemaster5000: Mads Mikkelson was terrible as Le Chiffre. He didn't do any magic tricks
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
AzaleaCloud: XD
mtvcdm: This entire mode is Dana White like three years from now.
BjjBrain: lol
azureHaights: The frozen peas guy? Kappa
Raincoast_Bear: I mean, when Woody Allen James Bond climbs over the wall to escape the firing squad... That's pretty funny.
YeomanAres: The champagne spokesman?
laundreydhull: The weh who speaker in meh?
grgriffin3: @mtvcdm This made me legit LOL, thank you
Mr_Bitterness: And made commercials about fish sticks and green peas
Gekyouryuu: he was the human-sona of The Brain of "Pinky &" fame
LinearGif: Every July, peas grow there
Orxolon: @grgriffin3 hahahaha my 1st one in theaters was the world is not enough
GhostofJeffGoldblum: He played Brain on Pinky and the Brain.
JadedCynic: thank you Graham <3
Simonark: Wow, that was a real touch of evil.
TehAmelie: it borrowed a lot from The Social Network tbh
Mediocre_Man5: he was a big fan of champagne, or so I hear
Rebbers: This makes me want a Goldeneye64 okay it forward
Scarbble: man, wheeler is cracking my shit up tonight
DigitalSeahorse: door suck on open/close
BrowneePoints: a Brain Gijinka Graham
JadedCynic: @GhostofJeffGoldblum that was Maurice LaMarche DOING Orson Welles
JadedCynic: :D
GhostofJeffGoldblum: no, n
grgriffin3: @grgriffin3 Hey, at least that had "You'd miss me!" BLAM "I never miss." Which IMO rules lol
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I think you'll find Orson Wells was impesonating *him*
Mollylele: you mean Brain is the fursona of Orson Welles?>>?>?
azureHaights: I still love how there was an entire-ass P&tB short that was just, let's do Frozen Peas straight
Raincoast_Bear: "Yes"!
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DigitalSeahorse: time to go chopping
DoodlestheGreat: KINDA, Molly....
thraximore: umbral4KEKW
DigitalSeahorse: chopping for some meat
JadedCynic: @grgriffin3 ...the Spy How Loved Me...when it came out #SoOld
DarthRagnar815: I'm sure this was asked earlier, but what is everyone's favorite Bond game for mulitplayer? I've got a soft spot for Nightfire.
Viewers_Like_You: "He doesn't do something?"
BriceVersa: Every watch Mr. Show? Bob Odenkirk does an orson wells on there
AzaleaCloud: "The Martians are attacking, and they have wine!"
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FacelessManAboutTown: If you can put the emphasis on Uni cron, I'll go down on you
Gekyouryuu: Orson Welles has the power to turn Frank Welker into Spock
DigitalSeahorse: you're on my chopping list
LinearGif: There's a correct reading and it's the one I'm giving
ARiposte: One of the last interviews Orson Welles did was talking about how stupid transformers was
DoodlestheGreat: "AHHHHHH The French!"
recursioning: And preparing the standard rich and famous contract for the Muppets
Akaiatana: You're under a wrist!
EvilBadman: So many chops, what is this, a high card AEW match?
LaCafedora: sometime before this stream ends, you guys really need to play "Chop Chop" by Molly Lewis, maybe give her a shout out
mtvcdm: Frame-perfect tradesies too.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
azureHaights: This is not how you Matador
Orxolon: it actually did
Lysander_salamander: I think he did a movie adaptation of Richard the Third, but from Falstaff's pov.
AzaleaCloud: Hi there it's Vince with Slap Chop
thraximore: Crouching did in fact save him
Akaiatana: Hand jousting!
djalternative: @LaCafedora they gave molly a shoutout already
ARiposte: “I play a planet. I menace somebody called Something-or-other. Then I’m destroyed. My plan to destroy Whoever-it-is is thwarted and I tear myself apart on the screen.”
JadedCynic: "we will sell no wine before its time"
Mr_Bitterness: Junk punch!
Orxolon: Judo chop jousting XD
JadedCynic: WHEELER
azureHaights: SingsNote Do you really think, Crouch Can Save U
grgriffin3: WHEELER
xantos69: How dare you
amative1: lrrWOW
laundreydhull: lrrWHEELER spoke his own demise LUL
mtvcdm: !crossover
LRRbot: What did Cori just draw in Can't Draw Horses Club? Toss whatever that is in here.
Mattmitchell45: Oh lord
BjjBrain: that was a great movie lol
letfireraindown: Alright, good night!
SnackPak_: goddamn Ben
momalyd: I was on the vod, but i had to come here to say this. Go Team 9/11!!
saucemaster5000: I was gonna joke about Mamma Mia, but Wheeler wins
LaCafedora: @djalternative okay, cool! I only arrived a short time ago
SquareDotCube: Slappers is just like rock paper scissors but actually deadly
YeomanAres: One is mama the other is the mia
JadedCynic: Wait, Mrs. Doubtfire?
BriceVersa: oh wow. you have all the extra charcaters
grgriffin3: But then who will be Remington and who will be Steele?
Beleqwaya: Ahh yes. Body armour with 1-hit kill
Lord_Hosk: The Thomas Crown Affair is one of my favorite movies
Drasvin: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: A MIMIC, RUN!
saucemaster5000: Brosnan's other best film, Percy Jackson 2
EvilBadman: One of you can be Mr. Doubtfire
JadedCynic: so who plays Sally Field?
KWardJenx: One is the Tailor, the other shall be Panama.
TehAmelie: good old slap. nothing beats slap
ThePixelSavage: @TehAmelie sticks are pretty great though
head_cannon: I love how crouching players just slide around on their knees while holding perfectly still. :D
doubledbear: Brosnan's real best film is Mrs. Doubtfire
HorusFive: You can AIM a judo chop?
Raincoast_Bear: One player is Doctor Fate and reat are Dwayne Johnsons.
Mattmitchell45: One person is Pierce Brosnan and the other Meryl Streep and they sing ABBA across a stone wall to each other
grgriffin3: No rules means no pants, Alex.
Simonark: At least we clearly all agree that Timothy Dalton's best film is just The Lion in Winter and we don't need to talk about it
LaCafedora: real assassins don't need pants
matthaus_c: how is slappers so much more -and- less chaotic than guns benginLul
JadedCynic: @doubledbear yes! o/\o
AzaleaCloud: Wearing pants restricts your range of motion.
DigitalSeahorse: how long has it been since LRR played hide and seek as objects in GMOD?
saucemaster5000: @Simonark Hard agree
JadedCynic: @Simonark Meh, Hot Fuzz is up there... Kappa
Magnifisquatch: cpicsClap cpicsClap cpicsClap
DoodlestheGreat: @Simonark Not as long as "Hot Fuzz" exists.
saucemaster5000: @Simonark yeah was typing this
TehAmelie: i watched Everything Everywhere All at Once today (again) and now i want a slappers mode with hot dog fingers
BriceVersa: frantic mean you were on other people's screens the most
doubledbear: @doubledbear I've never seen a man take a lime to the head with such finesse
thraximore: PridePog
grgriffin3: HERE we go
LinearGif: I'm always playing in big head mode
Raincoast_Bear: @Simonark Heresy! Clear it's Flash Gordon. "Gordon is Alive!"
matthaus_c: them's some NOGGINS
pimiento: time for some knoggin knives
lochnessseammonster: seabatOAK seabatOAK seabatOAK
saucemaster5000: Hot Fuzz < Lion in Winter, fight me millenials
MAPBoardgames: HEEED!
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehheheh
fastlane250: Oops! All Knives and Big Heads
DigitalSeahorse: everyone's a Chibi
Simonark: Hot Fuzz is no The World's End.
matthaus_c: oh my god y'all look like SCPs
azureHaights: Dee Kay! Donkey Klobb!
pimiento: donkey knives
PharaohBender27: I had honestly forgotten Brosnan was in Mrs. Doubtfire. In my defense, I as saw that film when I was like 11
Beleqwaya: Everyone: "License to Kill Slappers is a great idea!" Everyone Later: "This was a bad idea."
amative1: what a way to end the stream
KWardJenx: This is nightmare fuel!
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh PrideLaugh PrideLaugh
AzaleaCloud: His coconut knife can fire in spurts
Akaiatana: Putting the hunk in humunculus
DigitalSeahorse: so silly
GhostofJeffGoldblum: All is not well in Zoombini land.
iarethel0ser: This is certainly An Look.
doubledbear: Why is one of you Bill Clinton?
LinearGif: The name's Kong. Donkey Kong
grgriffin3: Wheeler has achieved QWOP
TheDailyMapleSyrup: The big heads to remind me of South Park
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DigitalSeahorse: Chibiusa
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: Qbe
AzaleaCloud: @grgriffin3 That's just Glurp.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX_TK lrrWHEELER_TK lrrGRAHAM_TK lrrNELSON_TK
matthaus_c: Drink More 007
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Funko Pop Mode Egaged
Lysander_salamander: little gatchapon mans
Akaiatana: Zellers was a department store.
HoneyJack07: <3 <3 <3
shurtal: is a soul of the damned trapped in the Homie, Wheeler?
djalternative: just go to Zellers, Graham
JadedCynic: @saucemaster5000 X'er pats you on the shoulder "Siddown Son, and let me show you The Rocketeer"
DigitalSeahorse: y'all should print out your emote heads and wear them large size
until_may: nellys guy in DK mode looks like a chief
shurtal: @djalternative he can't they're extinct
until_may: chef\
azureHaights: That feels like that one Russianbadger clip. "Why your tank built like AND-1 basketball shorts?"
DigitalSeahorse: could*
saucemaster5000: @saucemaster5000 PrideLaugh fair play FBtouchdown
Raincoast_Bear: Zellers, like ALF is back, though not in pog form.
shurtal: Zellers is BACK!?!?
djalternative: @shurtal clearly you haven't experienced the joys of your own personal time machine
DigitalSeahorse: looks like the Mad Hatter
Rebbers: I can dig it
Raincoast_Bear: It's going to be a department in The Bay.
JadedCynic: Just like Pierce Brosnan's best film "The Long Good Friday"
superdude097: Is the top hat part of the hitbox?
matthaus_c: this really is the Backrooms now
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: While you were playing Mario Party, Alex studied the throwing blade
margieargie: Trying to be a Skyrim follower there
EvilBadman: DOOR stuck
xantos69: Is that the Gronch?
shurtal: @djalternative True. I feel much shame
TheRealNanMan: can you use gamecube controllers for this?
LinearGif: Knives Johnson
Garfman314: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:43:44.
mtvcdm: Has nobody ever told these people not to run with knives
Thomas: Did anyone play Red Steel, the FPS launch title for the Wii??
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GhostofJeffGoldblum: Damn you Scott Pilgrim
Raincoast_Bear: AH, it's Baron Samedi. No he doesn't wear long pants. He wears ragged short IIRC.
xantos69: @mtvcdm That is why they put them point down!
Thomas: That game felt very Goldeneye
AzaleaCloud: You're gonna throwing-knife the highlights out of her hair!
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TStodden: @TheRealNanMan There's a wired controller that would do that, but USB hub might be required for multiples.
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jedi_master_zll: This sure is a unique stream to sub during. Never played this multiplayer, played the single player a lot though.
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DigitalSeahorse: presto chango
grgriffin3: Skedaddle Skedoodle, my knife is now in your noodle
blip2004: you can buy the Scott Pilgrim game again, I think it supports up to 4 players
LordZarano: @Thomas Yup, was a fun game
Simonark: So what's Lazenby's best film? Gettysburg? Or Kentucky Fried Movie?
LonelyTex: wheelerOok wheelerOok wheelerOok
Lysander_salamander: Does Oddjob with big-head mode lose his advantage?
matthaus_c: is this iceskating uphill
ThePixelSavage: I oddly enjoyed The Prestige
saucemaster5000: @Simonark First time I thought about KFM in a hot minute
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mtvcdm: DK Mode has made knives viable.
grgriffin3: I can't decide if Graham's or Alex's character looks more cursed in this mode
DigitalSeahorse: have the big heads enlarged the hit boxes any?
Simonark: @saucemaster5000 I apologize for breaking your streak
RassilonDND: I dobt know if its an advantage when oddjob is like 60% head in this mode
LonelyTex: Thank you @MrGibberish ! Been down on my financial luck recently and haven't been able to re-up
Lysander_salamander: Has the crew played Screen Cheat as one of their Crossing the Streams?
Thomas: In Red Steel, there's this incredible multiplayer mode where every player puts the Wii-mote up to their ear, and three people hear static and one person is given secret instructions, and the other three have to suss out who the double agent is. It was SO CLEVER.
Akaiatana: No one's good with throwing knives, it's a pure toss up
DigitalSeahorse: I guess bigger head does mean bigger target
matthaus_c: this is the only mode Benoit Blanc agreed to play
MrGibberish: @lonelytex No worries. Hope all will be well soon.
JadedCynic: @Simonark The Return of The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
Xaunaught: DOOR STUCK
saucemaster5000: @Akaiatana PrideLaugh
NewtyNewts: Knives Only
PharaohBender27: @Thomas lrrWOW
JadedCynic: knives out
LonelyTex: @MrGibberish Working on it. Bridge between careers
northos: @JadedCynic but are the beaks bloody?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
saucemaster5000: I'd argue Lazenby gives the best interviews about being James Bond, and that's his best performance
Diabore: oh poor nelly
MrGibberish: @lonelytex I wish you luck.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: there's that damn wizard again
JadedCynic: @JadedCynic have you been watching the death screens?
Inspaders: man everyone's looking sharp
grgriffin3: Samedi was like "Hey guys what's going on-"SHANK
PharaohBender27: @Simonark TIL George Lazenby was in "Gettysburg"
AzaleaCloud: Just like Graham getting pillowed in "I-Cream."
BrowneePoints: Idk, ask Haiti
mtvcdm: Knife trade!
BrowneePoints: Baron Saturday just wears a top hat
JadedCynic: for all their inexperience, everybody is pretty on point
BrowneePoints: Granted he wears a BLACK TOP HAT
BrowneePoints: *stares at James Bond*
Fanklok: Wheeler walks into the moon base and Graham says "knife face you have there"
shurtal: everytime someone says the magician, i think of futurama
saucemaster5000: I'll also give a huge shout out to Denise Richards, who clearly knows her role in a Bond movie was garbage
Wynterburne: is this finally From Replay with Love?
Sogheim: the guy with the top hat had a guy with a metal jaw and some alligators and Dr Quinn Medicine Woman?
JadedCynic: @shurtal been watching a lot of Columbo - everytime someone says "magician" I think of Jack Cassidy :p
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GhostofJeffGoldblum: any knife enjoyers?
Sharkfists: reach out and touch knife
grgriffin3: Anybody wanna...Cross knives later?
AzaleaCloud: Anybody wanna sing Mack the Knife?
Akaiatana: Any gamers wanna air marshal?
SquareDotCube: let's go have a knife stroll
NewtyNewts: Any gamers wanna... give those three FUNKY digits?
Mollylele: you look very knife this evening
azureHaights: @Sogheim not sure if conflating characters on purpose, but - metal hand
AzaleaCloud: Sorry Wheeler. X3
Sharkfists: sharkf11SHAKE
Mollylele: knife to meet you
JadedCynic: @Sogheim that's two people in one; Tee-Hee had a metal arm he lost to a gator; Baron Samedi may or may not have been the actual Voodun God...
Lord_Hosk: Hey chat, remember when we were like "these graphics are in 3D! ITS AMAZING!"
zeathean: it is
pimiento: i'm just going to go listen to a lot of The Knife later
Sethalidos: it does
Raincoast_Bear: I think Baron Samedi / Geoffrey Holder worked in Vancouver back in the 70s/80s. At least I remember he did commercials for a local furniture company.
saucemaster5000: @Lord_Hosk "were"?
DigitalSeahorse: Mad Hatter, Cryptid, Mr. President and Storm Tropper
PharaohBender27: OK, question: Why hold the knife by the blade, given how you're much more likely to wound yourself?
matthaus_c: G is the unwilling master of this game
AzaleaCloud: Jeeeez Graham. Too good at this game.
mtvcdm: !patreon
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comrade_cards: !findquote geometry
LRRbot: Quote #8482: "I put my geometry inside another man and he died." —Graham [2023-03-06]
margieargie: lrrHEART lrrHEART
grgriffin3: Well, that was pretty incredible, thanks for the stream fellas!
DigitalSeahorse: katesPride lucidDuck lucidWiggle
PharaohBender27: lrrSHINE
Kikazi: Excellent games gentlemen!
Magnifisquatch: cpicsClap cpicsClap cpicsClap g g s
Angreed66: I think it has to do with balance and rotation on the throw
Argumentable: still a fun time
LinearGif: I also choose Graham's ears
hesterbyrde: Thanks so much for the stream y'all
DigitalSeahorse: digita435LOVE lucidLove
BrowneePoints: gotta get that McD's Sprite
matthaus_c: head and shoulders above Valorant
NewtyNewts: !findquote golden
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NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
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BrowneePoints: for Extra crispy
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Cheer100
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Wynterburne: now i want mcdonalds...
LaCafedora: bow for PERFECT DARK
Simonark: Thanks all of chat for the quality knife-throwing puns and cutting remarks
MAPBoardgames: !findquote gold
DoodlestheGreat: Thanks for having us.
AzaleaCloud: lrrHEART
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Grevas13: wheeler always delivers
mtvcdm: !homestreams
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patrick_stonecrusher: I spent so much time unlocking cheats on this game. It took a whole 3 day weekend just to get the monument park one NotLikeThis
xantos69: Cheer50 Bits! Thanks for the vintage game night! Any chance Perfect Dark can be on the rotation?
SymphonicLolita: Meat: The Game
stevestein: I agree with that guy. The one with the beard and glasses.
LiveFaust: Thank you for showing me the things I missed out on because I could never figure out the N64 controller. Considering I never was able to grow a third hand.
mtvcdm: !schedule
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Raincoast_Bear: Only three weeks until next KILL TEAM!
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BrowneePoints: I saw the Switch trailer for that
emberBecky: ahh fun
BrowneePoints: it looks neat
Lysander_salamander: Oh, I didn't know Meg's monster was already out
SnackPak_: and Serge!
EJGRgunner: sergeSqueak
northos: flawless
stevestein: Hi Serge!
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
ThePixelSavage: where did graham go?
margieargie: sergeSqueak
TheAinMAP: sergeSqueak
AzaleaCloud: Needs more coffee.
iarethel0ser: Perfectly normal human noise.
NotCainNorAbel: sergeSqueak
Juliamon: sergeSqueak
patrick_stonecrusher: Ayyyyyyyyy thanks @saucemaster5000
underhill33: sergeSqueak
DoodlestheGreat: I read that AFK game as "Heroes of Bacardia" and wondered where all the rum's gone.
JadedCynic: wait, where's Serge? I just heard him
Aarek: sergeSqueak sergeSqueak
Pharmacistjudge: ! setqueak 1
patrick_stonecrusher: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
matthaus_c: good ol Greasy Pizza?
NewtyNewts: Graham is off by two...
saucemaster5000: Too many streams I actually want to watch, I got work to do and friends to see...
BrowneePoints: That game
BrowneePoints: whips complete ass Graham
Dalouer: saturday.. adams gamehaus
shurtal: it's RAD
JadedCynic: @DoodlestheGreat you DID read the title right, actually - we'll need to see more to find out <3
mtvcdm: Hi-Fi Rush Until Further Notice
frizbehobit: NOoooo the stream is over
frizbehobit: nooooo
MAPBoardgames: No more Saturdays? Awww. Saturday is my poker night.
googoltudoris: how long until goldeneye on watch & play?
Raincoast_Bear: Saturday is cancelled? I was going to do stuff. Crap.
Sharkfists: is this your card? no
hackingducks: ugh what did saturday do this time?
amative1: music is yes
Gekyouryuu: will this include the subs from PiF?
LiveFaust: @raincoast_bear so don't forget to DRESS warm.
azureHaights: Bus Ted Bes Ted
mtvcdm: wow.
JadedCynic: wow.
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MrGibberish: 5 months till the 10 years!
TheAinMAP: rebell1Shaft lrrAWESOME lrrDOTS lrrDOTS
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DeM0nFiRe: nice
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 happy you're keeping that one alive
DigitalSeahorse: hehehheh
Orxolon: this was a blast,thanks for the stream!
SymphonicLolita: dabits
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TheAinMAP: guyjudgeBits guyjudgeBits guyjudgeBits
head_cannon: This was silly, thanks for the stream!
DoodlestheGreat: Ten q for strem.
KWardJenx: Great stream. Thanks!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
patrick_stonecrusher: FutureMan FutureMan FutureMan
magical_writer: Cheer50 thank you
HorusFive: Night friends
matthaus_c: take care everyone
Mollylele: congrats dads
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: xD
drthvd3r: RELEASE!
SymphonicLolita: LUL
PharaohBender27: lrrSHINE
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DigitalSeahorse: katesPride lucidDuck lucidLove katesFlower
Mattmitchell45: Good luck tackling your own personal air marshalls everyone!
JadedCynic: dat soundtrack tho <3
Ivalenz_: dwjftDj
shurtal: first they take Glomping, what's next, inappropriately making eye contact with air marshal's while you're eating a banana?
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaBanana voxlunGeiger digita435Octo take that, air marshal
Ivalenz_: kivaWiggle
amative1: ba-ding
mtvcdm: bloop!
mtvcdm: For a second I thought that sound was on my end.
LiveFaust: Oh no. We've passed onto the point of nostalgia where it's become "SOMEBODY LEFT THE NINTENDO ON AFTER I PASSED OUT."
JadedCynic: "no, mom I don't have to go to bed yet - there's no school tomorrow, some teacher conference"
LiveFaust: (Thanks, mom!)
Electrodyne: Hey the music stopped
JadedCynic: bedtime - n64 goes off; now go wash up
LiveFaust: ^
LiveFaust: Probably next to you senility pills, Gran.
LiveFaust: lrrSHINE
JadedCynic: I mean, I rarely played goldeneye with her because controlers are weird (and N64 was a DOOZY) and I was busy winning CTF with the grappling hook in Quake2
LiveFaust: (Moves to take his anticonvulsants and naproxen.)
LiveFaust: Yes... I, too, was winning... >.>
JadedCynic: I mean, my only regular meds are blood pressure that I take every day at suppertime (since that's about the only meal I take at a consistent time)
Juliamon: ahh must be nice
LiveFaust: Oh, mine are TECHNICALLY morning, noon, and night. But I'll be honest that noon often blends into night.
JadedCynic: welp, no lie - forecase is two days of cold rain/freezing rain; I'd better find that advil otherwise I won't be able to walk (my arthritis started killing my knees back then in my 20s; thanks BOTH sides of my family for that :p )
LiveFaust: Oof. Take care of your bones, friend.
JadedCynic: g'nte all - gotta family chauffer job early tomorrow (parking at the hospital is SUCH a drag;)
LiveFaust: lrrSHINE
Juliamon: oh gods hospital parking, my condolences