No Oddjob - GoldenEye64 || Crossing the Streams

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  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Goldeneye 64) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (54s from now).
 FacelessManAboutTown: Meowdy 
 Manae: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Goldeneye 64) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (1s from now).
 Mazrae: Nothing better than playing doom 2016 on a new computer and watching LRR
 Manae: 
 FacelessManAboutTown: Off by 1
 SymphonicLolita: boooo
Mortimew: 
 Manae: I rushed it
 paronomasiac042: off-by-one error
 Manae: In my shame, I shall now restart my computer. Also because I'm rearranging drive letters
 FacelessManAboutTown: Looking forward to odd jobs and golden things
ButButTheJesus: Hi folks, have we been grabbed by the Spetsnaz?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I thought the rule for Goldeneye was no oddjob
  mtvcdm: LRRBot, set a condition for the match, would you?
  mtvcdm: !advice
  LRRbot: Rotate the owl.
 FacelessManAboutTown: Also Graham dropping sick lore bombs left over from the rewatch podcast
Boon_33: no oddjob? not even for the little borther?
kusinohki: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Goldeneye 64) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (2m ago).
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Boon_33 nah, little brother gets the 3rd party controller
 saucemaster5000: No Oddjob? Life's too short to not play S-Tier!
 Sibwow: what about slimjob
  mtvcdm: Whoever went to Japan to buy the weird thing with a turbo function gets to use it
   LoadingReadyRun: BRT!
 paronomasiac042: brt brt brt!
 Diabore: brt
 FacelessManAboutTown: Bay rapid transport?
kusinohki: Brt?
 paronomasiac042: my son is also named brt.
 NotCainNorAbel: Bring Radios Today
 emberBecky: *brrt*
 Manae: If the use the RCP90, plenty of brrrrt!
 FacelessManAboutTown: Bond's really tired
ButButTheJesus: haha LRR go brrrrrt
  mtvcdm: Bond Rapidly Tranqed
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Here a brt, there a brt.
Boon_33: it's klobb`n time
  mtvcdm: Oh, yes. Klobbs Only
 NotCainNorAbel: You put your left brt in, you take your left brt out
 Mazrae: My dad built me a sweet computer for my birthday and it's so good
Boon_33: death by papercuts *klobb intensifies*
  mtvcdm: Goldeneye is a game where there are guns that are weaker than just slapping someone.
ButButTheJesus: I was just-a-few-days-ago old when I learned that it was named after Ken Lobb
 FacelessManAboutTown: 
TheAinMAP: 
 SnackPak_: 
 Manae:  
 Seth_Erickson: banger alert
  amative1: 
 BigDaddyBland87:   
 TheWriterAleph:   
 MAPBoardgames:   
 SymphonicLolita:  
Riandisa:   
 DrakoniteStreams: klobb, for when you don't care which directions your bullets go
 NotCainNorAbel:  BRT 
 AllTheWeasels:   
 emberBecky: \o/
  mtvcdm: I sure remember this music
 Seth_Erickson: this menu music my god 
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Boon_33: to be fair a slap from 007 is 100% change of KO
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 BrowneePoints: Oh 3 boomers and a Gayby playing the Shooties game
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 questions_sleep:    
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 fastlane250: here's we go
 ladyjessica: My childhood!
TheThromborax: FIRST TIME
 satyropodobny:       
legendofmoriad: well, this should be interesting
 aitsu100: lets go slappers only no oddjob
kusinohki: slap or "judo chop!" ??
 Ivalenz_: 
 bigburley97: Slap for sure
bunn_tech:  
 ChrisMackGames: Who's gonna be the first to play Oddjob? 
Boon_33: is this OC hardware or the re-whatever?
  amative1: No Oddjob? What kind of farce is this?
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 saucemaster5000: Ooh this music brings back memories, and I hated this game as a teen!
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Caffine1138: And just like that, I'm 10 years old again running RCP90s around the map
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Boon_33: @amative1 I know!
 bigburley97: My guess is Wheeler will play oddjob
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 BrowneePoints: Was Goldeneye Kirkhope or Wise?
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Tonight on CROSSING THE STREAMS: @Graham_LRR, @BWheelerMTG, @alexsteacy, and @coachNellyMTG are playing GOLDENEYE 64! | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FqlDakKaEAAXYjx.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1632910469832015872
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SaxPython: #SlappersOnly
SaxPython: 
 shurtal: so, think they built a cardboard grid to prevent screencheating?
 Ritaspirithntr: @boon_33 it’s on the switch’s virtual console
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ChampBlankman: I have been waiting for this day since the first time they talked about it on From Rewatch With Love!
 Ivalenz_: 
  mtvcdm: Hands up, who here has done the Bond gunbarrel walk in the mirror at some point in their life?
 Diabore: ooh thats a good line up
 ladyjessica: Screen cheating is part of the game.
 DigitalSeahorse:  I'm not late
spo_okymulder: this is so exciting! i LOVE goldeneye!
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 NightValien28: we all overflowing with nostalgia up in here
ChampBlankman: @mtvcdm **raises hand somewhat sheepishly**
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 control_rig: There are going to be SO MANY PIXELS.
 iSmartMan1: @ladyjessica They still have all of Paul's dividers from the Screencheat video
ButButTheJesus: its not cheating if everyone can use the tactic equally
 Ritaspirithntr: Have only ever played pvp multiplayer of this game. Brings back memories! 
Boon_33: if i see them use secret rooms I still don't know about, i'ma flip out
Orxolon: omg,are we playing Goldeneye!!!???this is happening!!! aaaaaahhhhhh
 ladyjessica: 
 Alas_Babylon: @StageMgrRob Who says you can't?
 Alas_Babylon: @StageMgrRob In fact, happy birthday, friend
 saucemaster5000: Tina turner's opening song still slaps btw
SaxPython: Psyche, This is actually a campaign speed running stream
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 emberBecky: I look forward to absorbing everyone's nostalgia secondhand. When this came out, I was probably playing a lot of SimAnt or something. ;D
ButButTheJesus: @saucemaster5000 Gawwwwdeneeeeye
 Nigouki: Is this the one where Sean Bean dies? 
  mtvcdm: If you play Oddjob, you have to play the next round as Jaws
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 MrGibberish: @lyinginbedmon Would you say you were  ?
kusinohki: what are the chances of playing Perfect Dark next week??
Fanklok: But what if all Oddjob?
  amative1: @Nigouki Twice!
 saucemaster5000: My nostalgia for this was waiting for my friends to get bored schooling me so we could play Snowboard Kids instead
 Lyinginbedmon: @MrGibberish Eh, math is for blockers
 Dog_of_Myth: Good evening all
 betweenmyself: Bonus points for using the Klobb 
 control_rig: If everyone's Oddjob then no one is Oddjob
 Dog_of_Myth: Prox mines all the time.
superdude097: @saucemaster5000 Snowboard Kids was the bomb!
YeomanAres: Remote mines only, screen watching encouraged
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 Mr_Dirty: dibs on Jaws
WriterRaven: Excellent timing, meej.
TheAinMAP:   
ChampBlankman: Prox Mines were the only way I was ever any good at this game.
 LinearGif: Watching the Screens
 StageMgrRob: I think I still have my copy of Golden Eye for the N64 in my spare bedroom.
 bigburley97: @control_rig My favorite Incredible's quote
  mtvcdm: If you're oddjob you only get Klobbs; if you're Jaws you get to have the Moonraker laser.
 DrakoniteStreams: @YeomanAres A+B FTW
TehAmelie: one of my fondest memories is renting a N64 and playing this for 24 hours straight with four friends. yes, four
 bolas_dnd: Tried to replay this recently. Boy the controls have not aged well.
 Dog_of_Myth: I prox mined everything! Doors, armor, ammo. It was glorious
 NotCainNorAbel: is wheeler old enough to have a third hand to hold the controller?
 matthaus_c: this game controls?
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 GhostValv: oh hi
  amative1: ooh, loal
 ShaneLeeAtk: License to Kill - Globs only
 emberBecky: o/
 SnackPak_: 
  amative1: *local
TheAinMAP: Hello.
TehAmelie: greetings!
 BrowneePoints: 3 old dudes relive their high school days
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 BrowneePoints: (I appreciate you)
 Lyinginbedmon: 
 DrakoniteStreams: 
ashteranic: Bearded crew
 asthanius: Bearded glasses gang
 djalternative: GoldenEye for the N64 for the Switch
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 62MGcobra: 4X RCP-90s and see that frame a second
ButButTheJesus: Beards Beards Beards!
 betweenmyself: GoldenEye screen watching; a tactic so fried into the brains of a generation it was made into its own game (Screen Cheat)
 Alas_Babylon: Beard Boyz
  mtvcdm: Time to make some file cabinets explode
 LinearGif: What is time indeed
 GhostValv: you're both old 
 Sibwow: check the wiki for birthdays
  amative1: Beej. Always Beej.
Boon_33: only 26 years ago this was peak gaming
 djalternative: o/
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 DigitalSeahorse: whomever has kids is older
  Foxmar320: I played this in high school
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Lyinginbedmon: 
 PharaohBender27 raises hand
 A_Dub888: o/
 DigitalSeahorse: spiritually
  amative1: Nine what now?
 Diabore: never forget
 underhill33: o/
 62MGcobra hand up
  mtvcdm: o/
 matthaus_c: I was two!
 Ritaspirithntr: 
 GhostValv: and o/
Caffine1138: I was 11 when this came out. My bones are now dust.
 FenrisSchafer: o/
 saucemaster5000: It happened on november 11th, easy question
 NotCainNorAbel: it is easy to remember, the date is right in the name
 LinearGif: It's pronounced "nine one one"
 Dog_of_Myth: College dorms nights was taken up by Goldeneye alot
Desruprot: nice that music
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cyanidevalentine: I remember the 7/11 bombings does that count?
thefightnerd: i was in NYC where i live, being worried. thanks.
JusticeJuice: Hand's up if you have trouble remebering yesterday o/
 Alas_Babylon: I was 6. ;-;
  amative1: #streamb
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 lord_wertornion: That was a great birthday for my dad 
 PharaohBender27: @saucemaster5000 
 Earthenone: will you think the subs from your earlier stream tonight? 
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JadedCynic: What're you talking about; the N64 wasn't launched that long ago - it's just when I was living in Iowa...back around the 'turn of the century' whichwas only...*counts* oh.  OH.
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Laserbeaks_Fury: Henching for a villain sounds like quite an odd job to craft a resume for
Arakasi01: Goldeneye rather than Perfect Dark smh 
 lirazel64: I was 46.
Caffine1138: RCP90 or Klobb: Favorite Weapon?
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ButButTheJesus: Just don't get grabbed by the Spetsnaz. It sounds painful.
 DiscordianTokkan: I played Timesplitters WAY more than Goldeneye
 ShaneLeeAtk: Played SO MUCH goldenEye in college
 Lord_Hosk: 9:11 happened 11 hours ago
kusinohki: LRR played a lot of this in the middle of a mall...
  amative1: @Caffine1138 Whatever I can find
 paronomasiac042: when goldeneye was new, i had neither a nintendo nor friends.
  mtvcdm: I'm going to be doing far more nostalgia to myself at the end of the month attending the Midwest Gaming Classic, so I've prepared myself for this.
Desruprot: @Caffine1138 Klobb is a carboard shooter, RCP definitely
 PharaohBender27: @lord_wertornion Ooof. I went to high school with someone who also had to experience that on their birthday
 Diabore: how hard is the no odd job rule?
  Foxmar320: I was the guy who had a N64 so people came over to play it
  amative1: @Lord_Hosk Wait, it's only 8:13. What happens in an hour?
  mtvcdm: !crossover
  LRRbot: This feels like it ought to be part of the World of Darkness.
SaxPython: Nelly's a Legend
 AugmentingPath: @lord_wertornion Weirdly, that is also my dad's birthday.
 Earthenone: when i stayed up past everyone at the sleepover i unlocked smash charicters 
 62MGcobra: R
 ryuhimora: GLRRRRRP
JadedCynic: @Lord_Hosk lies, 9:11 was only 23 min ago 
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/BeautifulHeartlessAyeayeLitty-V3yf9Sfn-lNbhQuk
ButButTheJesus: gotta get that BWAH intro sound effect
frozenphoenix7: Hey, Todays Menu for Emiya!
 niccus: his lips are so long
 Alas_Babylon: Bond's wide mouth is always a classic
JadedCynic: *chef_kiss*
 korvys: Wide mouth Pierce Brosnan
 DigitalSeahorse:  I think I've played this with family one time
 laikagoat: wide mouth
 Lyinginbedmon: This game is referenced a lot in games programming courses
 flatluigi: president james bond
 Scy_Anide: Unf
  amative1: Rareware
 GhostValv: wowie
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 betweenmyself: Gotta get that gun barrel scene
Orxolon: thanks Graham
frozenphoenix7: Who cares about Snap Wheeler ,there's Pokemon Puzzle League!
 LinearGif: Suitable for only 1-4 persons. And they're all in this room!
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh YEAH, that triggered memories
  amative1: DAH DAH DUUUU
 CommanderPulsar: Oh! I feel like James.
TheAinMAP: In 3D.
 AzaleaCloud: Nostalgia senses tingling. 
 DiscordianTokkan: Banger Alert!
  mtvcdm: How many of you have done this in the mirror?
ghyllnox: There's a weird visual distortion on the left of the camera frame
 djalternative: and... vod claimed
  amative1: Yup
 matthaus_c: put James Bond in Smash
 BrowneePoints: with Iconic Pipe sound
 hatboozeparty: 
 Blakemcm: omgomgomg GOLDEN EYE!!!!!
 ContingentCat: oh yeah right in the nostelgia
 Earthenone: i played this in elementry school, the friend who had it was only allowed to play it on paintball mode
 BrowneePoints: Grant Kirkhope went hard
 Mazrae: I played the crap out of this
 BrowneePoints: I think it was Kirkhope
 BrowneePoints: unless it was Wise
 DigitalSeahorse: I know I have it in the console box but haven't even done solo in forever
SquidVorb: Is that theme DMCAble?
 niccus: unfortunately you can't Get Down on the virtual console
TheAinMAP: 
 shurtal: god the spinning rare logo warps me back to my childhood
 KBKarma: I note that the cert that turned up at the start had president: James Bond.
Desruprot: Grant Kirkhope did well with the soundtrack
TheThromborax: They went So Much harder than they had to with the music
JadedCynic: yeah, say what you will, the N64 had GREAT music 
 MrGibberish: Heads up, green screen behind Alex is weird
 call_me_Aras: Shame the music was done my Tommy Tellerico... I think
cyanidevalentine: It's fascinating how well the music comes across Vs how bad the graphics are
 shurtal: thanks Grant Kirkhope!
 62MGcobra: no aztec
JadedCynic: ohhhh, oof
 ryuhimora: But where's Matt? This isn't FRWL!!!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Starring:  A Reasonable Facsimile Of James Bond
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: Slapper only is the best
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tim_tam_wim_bam: @niccus not with that attitude
 hatboozeparty: Single player unlocking content for free? Madness
 Blakemcm: beat the first level really fast and you get paintball mode
ashteranic: Nope, gotta play single player to get it
  Foxmar320: The controller that required a third hand
JadedCynic: the great spaceship 
 NotCainNorAbel: three handed
 matthaus_c: oh right the alien controller
TehAmelie: woow
 fastlane250: A hell bin of wires?
ashesandmochi: this is great timing because i have been rewatching well uh from rewatch with love
 Dog_of_Myth: I had one
 flatluigi: there's a hole in it!
  amative1: That B button
 TheWriterAleph: hell yeah
 LinearGif: Oh man, I love Hellbinhead
TheAinMAP: You have a bin of what in there?
 Easilycrazyhat: Cool see through button
 KBKarma: Hey, there's no A button!
 djalternative: hollow A button!
 DiscordianTokkan: Lol, the key'd out B button
 betweenmyself: Ah!  The visuals are too crisp!  The framerate too high!  My precious memories are destroyed!   
 SpoonfullOfSugar: now THAT brings back memories
 Manae: One of the default N64 modes used left-center and is probably the closest to a modern FPS control
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 call_me_Aras: I never played Goldeneye!
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 ladyjessica: Purple see through!!
 Ivalenz_: !findquote n64
  LRRbot: Quote #2195: "What I really want is an N64 controller... because I have 3 arms." —Paul [2016-03-28]
 matthaus_c: this controller is perfect for the arm that comes out of my chest cavity
dpj2009: 007! 😱
 shurtal: there's NO A BUTTON
 Easilycrazyhat: WHY
 DigitalSeahorse: and retrying old stuff, there were phones in that style back in the 80s
 shurtal: thanks greenscreen
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 Kikazi: Library, Golden Gun, No Oddjob or Jaws, GO! 
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JadedCynic: tank controls?!?
 AzaleaCloud: Just have three hands  like everyone else in the 90s
TehAmelie: it was a good time for bold inventions in 3D first person controls
 pn55: Yeees!
 Astramentha: D:
  amative1: That was normal
tim_tam_wim_bam: no
 Cavemanhar: the crystal see through plastic is so nostalgic for me
 ryuhimora: WHY
 control_rig: The same person that had THREE HANDS
Nukified: this is fine
 TheWriterAleph: gdi nintendo smh my head
SquidVorb: ???
 cmdrud87: Love the title 
 pn55: That was how it was then
 Mediocre_Man5: cut them some slack, FPS games on a console were a brand new concept at the time
 CouldntPickAUsername: after years of this and ultma underworld twin stick felt SO WRONG.
Orxolon: weird
JadedCynic: man, back in the days before we came up with standardized controls...
 ZombieHendrix: The alt N64 option to use the stick as view is still the best
 Manae: @control_rig Eh, the controller was great. Just no one bothered to use more than center-right configs
 GDwarble: @control_rig The idea was that which prongs you used would change based on how you wanted to play the game, not use all three at once 
 pn55: This was before Halo and dual analogs
ButButTheJesus: You could change it in the original version too
 Tiber727: I still use that config for Halo. I'm a monster.
Arakasi01: Does the switch use the gyroscope aiming thing for this game? That would be sweet
 A_Catastrophic_Success: I’m in the minority that haaaated this game because of the horrible controls
  Foxmar320: Thankfully the Xbox version does not have that control problem
 ryuhimora: If you "wanted" to??? As if the majority wouldn't???
 Blakemcm: But Graham... What is ZED?
 SnackPak_: 
MoaiGangsta: then solve for x
 flatluigi: ah yes, i understand completely
DaxStrife: Is this going to turn into Who's On First?
 paronomasiac042: zed's dead
EvilBadman: @Foxmar320 Yeah it rules, but no online multi
Orxolon: dah,so easy
  amative1: But can you turn on cheats
JadedCynic: @control_rig ...or center-left configs for the 10% of the population
SquidVorb: What's Zed?
iarethel0ser: At what point to you pray to the elder gods?
 ZombieHendrix: Ya, solitaire. Aka the Turok layout
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 iSmartMan1: Zeds? Are we playing Killing Floor later?
 CouldntPickAUsername: the caves were so damn dark
ButButTheJesus: also the N64 version had a lean functionality, which this doesn't as far as I can tell
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 azureHaights: Facility, aka "Felicity" (because yay Perfect Dark)
 Manae: No one quite got good FPS controls yet when this came out, but one of the deeper defaults was great
cyanidevalentine: No odd-job no golden gun right?
 blip2004: Proxy Mines!
ashteranic: Slappers only baybeeee
JadedCynic: this should be a good story...
 AugmentingPath: OHMSS!  Never let them make you do a second film!
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
 DigitalSeahorse: oh no wonder I'm blurry I'm still set on 480 from when I was updating games
ButButTheJesus: HA
  Foxmar320: omg thats adorable
YeomanAres: Loser picks
SaxPython: yeah mash
 SnackPak_:   
 flatluigi: beautiful
ButButTheJesus: I LOVE IT
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 TheWriterAleph: 
  Foxmar320: I love it
 SymphonicLolita: 
 SnowbirdMike: nice
Caffine1138: DO IT
 PharaohBender27: 
 azureHaights: slappARRs only
 Ritaspirithntr: LETS GO!!!
 betweenmyself: 
Laserbeaks_Fury: "Do you expect me to remap my controls?" "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to DIE!"
 A_Dub888: 
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 DEATHlikescats: NOSTALGIA
SquidVorb: 
  mtvcdm: I've done the pirate system so many times for so many games.
 aitsu100: all on Alex
 AllTheWeasels: Pistols at dawn
 DigitalSeahorse: noooooooooo
 SquareDotCube: Pistols at dawn of the stream
 mercano82: Pistols at… dusk?
  Foxmar320: The character code is so long
  amative1: gotta do it again
 PharaohBender27: 
  Juliamon: Virtual Consoles aren't static
Orxolon: put it agaiin
 62MGcobra: c'mon nelly
 CouldntPickAUsername: this music is giving me flashbacks
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 Dog_of_Myth: Got to pick Boris
 korvys: Boris
cyanidevalentine: So who is which screen?
 NightValien28: ruined
 Mediocre_Man5: I remember that code being a huge deal when people finally figured it out
 AllTheWeasels: I am INVINCIBLE!
Desruprot: the special character oh right
TehAmelie: the amount of multiplayer stuff that's locked behind cheat codes is really weird
 iSmartMan1: So who is in each quadrant?
 shurtal: ah, good ol' XENIA ONNATOP
 control_rig: Those cones
  Foxmar320: oh goooood
  amative1: uh oh
 Earthenone: who is which quadrent?
 DigitalSeahorse: which quadrant is which?
 AttackCowboy: Is it possible to get the green screen corner fixed?
 A_Dub888: cool technology!
 Darleysam: welcome to From Replay With Love
JadedCynic: remap! 
 djalternative: yeah. might want to create a save state for all cheat codes
ElfLawyer: oh hey, it's a stream
 betweenmyself: If I recall Boris is the second shortest character, but only slightly smaller than the norm.
 flatluigi: i keep forgetting alan cumming was in goldeneye
 DigitalSeahorse: can Paul put names on screen?
ElfLawyer: it's a good group of lads
  amative1: False start. 5 yard penalty. Replay 2nd down.
 Dog_of_Myth: Ah, the best level
Desruprot: the OG Goldeneye also had Key commands on the menu screen to enter the cheats
EvilBadman: @DigitalSeahorse I don't think Paul's operating this one
KeytarCat: A save state with all the right settings might be worth making during break
ElfLawyer: so what's wrong with Oddjob
 PharaohBender27: @DigitalSeahorse Is  even on tech?
Nukified: oh yeah, these were certainly graphics of some kind
  mtvcdm: Wheeler top right, Nelson bottom right, Graham top left, Alex bottom left.
JadedCynic: karate CHOP!
 damn_i_am_pretty: And Wheeler is playing spiderman
SaxPython: Bopen Boor
ButButTheJesus: I got a 10 spot on Alex
 AugmentingPath: ElfLawyer small hitbox
 matthaus_c: the powerful crouch
 DigitalSeahorse: PharaohBender27 I donno
 margieargie: Ah, my favorite Bond character, Bottom Right... wait no that just sounds like something an actual Bond Girl would be named...
SaxPython: The Slappening
 DigitalSeahorse: haven't heard Paul speak today
 control_rig: Oh God WHY do I remember the layout of this level after all these years?!
dsavillian: one tap
 korvys: Brought a slapper to a gun fight
 Manae: Need to dot the screens!
JadedCynic: oh, the movie foley standards for riccochets 
 blip2004: yeah, this is pretty accurate
 definenull: never bring a _ to a gun fight
 DeM0nFiRe: This is exactly how every game of Goldeneye went  this game was so hard to control even on original controller
Arakasi01: This is a real potato fight
 DigitalSeahorse: I think I know now tho
adept_nekomancer: Scooting around on your knees
 mrjujubeans: Can’t wait to hear those Klobber sounds
 azureHaights: Did I hear that right? ↖G ↗B ↙A ↘N
Desruprot: Boris is not invincible clearly
  Sarah_Serinde: I
 ThingsOnMyStream: Paul is at home watching 
 DigitalSeahorse: ehhehhehehhe knee slide
  amative1: !players
  LRRbot: Today's players: Graham (top left), Alex (bottom left), Wheeler (top right), and Nelson (bottom right).
TehAmelie: Oddjob is too short to be hit with the default vertical aim angle. which may seem like an odd advantage
ElfLawyer: shaken not stirred is such a bad way to order a martini
  Sarah_Serinde: I'm pretty sure there isn't a way for Paul to control this stream, given the studio they're in and that they're all playing in person
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otakon17: am I in time?
  Sarah_Serinde: Hi Paul 
  Juliamon: otakon17 You've missed like 2 minutes of play
iarethel0ser: @Sarah_Serinde Do not underestimate Paul.
adept_nekomancer: Wait, who's storing crates in the bathroom?
 TheAwkes: This TTK is something.
  Sarah_Serinde: @Sarah_Serinde I mean that's fair
otakon17: so who's playing Oddjob?
  Sarah_Serinde: Paul could find a way
  amative1: @otakon17 No Oddjob, according to stream title
 Alas_Babylon: @otakon17 No Oddjob until after the break, the code didn't quite work
ButButTheJesus: twenty SIX years ago!
 BrowneePoints: The sound effects just legit made me de-age 20 years
otakon17: WHAT?!
JadedCynic: @otakon17 #NoOddjob
EvilBadman: Also there is more than A framerate
 control_rig: G is killin' it!
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otakon17: Madness! No Oddjob
 DigitalSeahorse: I should hook up my consoles again or at least play emulators of the same games so I can save and maybe beat things finally
 definenull: they're just passing the pp around
 BrowneePoints: Yea you can get into the vents from the Bathroom
AHayes31: So many hours a day spent playing this with friends. Love it
otakon17: Pass the PP
ElfLawyer: leave it to Wheeler to play the pretty lady
 ThingsOnMyStream: This looks wrong at over 10fps
 LurkerSpine: G is on a tear
ChampBlankman: Walther PPK. Either the standard issue MI6 sidearm or a relic only used by Bond. Depending on what the plot requires.
 PharaohBender27: Man  is cleaning up here
 DelphineSynastria: I remember playing this for the first time and getting stuck in the bathroom for OVER AN HOUR
 Saintnex: Dang Graham is just rolling everyone lol
Asrimal: SCREEN CHEAT
otakon17: so EVERYTHING is just taking place in the goddamn bathrooms? XD
 DigitalSeahorse: the bathroom with no toilets
Spanked42: they put goldeneye on switch?
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 DigitalSeahorse: noooo
EvilBadman: @Spanked42 and the Xbox if you have Rare Replay there
  Sarah_Serinde: My brother and I played this so much as kids
SquidVorb: @spanked42 Xbox too
  mtvcdm: There was a *really long* death animation when you got someone in the neck.
otakon17: so they're playing this SPLITSCREEN on a goddamn Switch?!
gehennam_reborn: @spanked42 Nintendo online N64 port
  amative1: "I am inwincible!"
 azureHaights: I was wondering what that mark was on Alex's screen, then I realized it was green screen stuff
  mtvcdm: Or the throat rather.
Spanked42: oh man what am I doing here then?
 DrakoniteStreams: unlocking the cheat in this level was such a pain
 BrowneePoints: Yep. It was one of the big announcements when they announced n64 on Virtual Console @Spanked42
 Simonark: Strange that Graham kept suggesting that tonight they play for money
Laserbeaks_Fury: Combo Weapons Give PP
Spanked42: is it just the multiplayer or sp too?
 KBKarma: You can tell they're reliving their childhood due to all the puerile jokes.
 ladyjessica: That reload sound.
  Sarah_Serinde: This has single player as well
 DigitalSeahorse: sinks and urinals but no toilets?
gehennam_reborn: @spanked42 should be the whole game
Boon_33: top left is unstoppable, is that Graham?
 fastlane250: just noticed 'TART Button'
 Radyin: Is the kill count displayed on the screen somewhere, or did that not get invented for another 10 years?
otakon17: you guys should be playing this on the BIGGEST HD SCREEN AVAILABLE
  mtvcdm: No gun, your problem
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 Earthenone: kills pop up when you get a kill
 PharaohBender27:  @Dog_of_Myth
otakon17: @Radyin kill count pops up on their srelative screen
AHayes31: Is this a timed match?
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 emberBecky: @Boon_33 yeah
 eshplode: Has Wheeler tried pyromancy in this?
 Robot_Bones: Try pyromancy
 BloodnBullets: !players
 SnackPak_: theirs pyromancy in goldeneye?
otakon17: MUSCLE WIZARD!
adept_nekomancer: So many holes in this building
 BrowneePoints: there's a button that brings up a Crosshair Nelly
 BrowneePoints: but I don't remember which
 comrade_cards: "I cast GUN"
 MrGibberish: @ahayes31 10 minutes
iarethel0ser: Try using the orbital killsat.
 paronomasiac042: @AHayes31 aye, 10 minutes
 Kikazi: My older brother had all the multiplayer maps memorized and learned how to run backwards through all of them.  Needless to say, it was rare when I won.
 DigitalSeahorse: doh
 Dog_of_Myth: @PharaohBender27 I had to. I have a stupid smile right now with all the good memories of this game.
 iSmartMan1: Man, Graham is dominating!
 eshplode: @SnackPak_ No, but there should be
 mazingolfer: Graham just completely bullying wheeler
  amative1: @Foxmar320 Community Day idea?
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otakon17: *huffs*
 DigitalSeahorse: oh this is on switch
 control_rig: Graham is wrecking face
 DigitalSeahorse: or no
  mtvcdm: Graham holy crap
otakon17: you CAN aim but it slows you down IMMENSELY
 korvys: Ruger, probably
 BjjBrain: when Graham said it played a few rounds,  he meant he plays 24 hours to prep for this stream!
  Sarah_Serinde: Yes this is on Switch
 definenull: are we still doing phrasing?
TehAmelie: i'd watch Cougar Magnum. a remake of Magnum with an older lady as Magnum
SaxPython: 
 BrowneePoints: Looks like a Colt right?
  amative1: @DigitalSeahorse Yup, N64 gamepack on Switch
 DigitalSeahorse: different controllers
 SquareDotCube: based on a Colt
otakon17: it's based on a Smith and Wesson
 DelphineSynastria: IIRC all the guns are knock-offs of real guns
 DigitalSeahorse: ah
 BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun During development, the Cougar Magnum was called both the Ruger Magnum and the Blackhawk Magnum after its real-world counterpart.
 betweenmyself: Named for Kenneth Lobb
  mtvcdm: Graham now at 12 kills.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Scorpion Wins
 azureHaights: I... think the Spyder was another game's AKA-47 for the Skorpion?
otakon17: The Drukanov is an AK-47
 SnackPak_: someone has to stop Graham
 SquareDotCube: All SMGs is where it gets fun
 Godofmuffins: Its called the Skorpion because CZ thought it would be a cool name.
 DigitalSeahorse: amative1 nice
otakon17: it might be an AK-MIni
pimiento:  
SaxPython: Bravely ran away / away
 matthaus_c: G is esport-ready
 DigitalSeahorse:   
TehAmelie: was this at the time when weapons companies started selling gun models to game companies?
 Tiber727: I remember a gameshark let you access the entire level, which I thought was better except the inaccessible area had no items of course.
otakon17: I love the slight aim wobble
 mrjujubeans: Bonus action disengage
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 BrowneePoints: Magnum Fights in the Bathroom only happens at Pride After Dark Graham
otakon17: there's ALWAYS a magnum fight in the bathroom
  mtvcdm: 13 for Graham.
 azureHaights: Ah, imfdb.com says the Klobb was originally going to be the Spyder
 blip2004: there are stealth sections
  mtvcdm: 14.
otakon17: bc the game has stealth sections
 control_rig: Graham you absolute monster
 KBKarma: Graham: I am not good at this. Also Graham: 14 kills.
 korvys: I mean, it was one of the first, so know one really knew what they were doing
 Manae: Nobody actually knew what they were doing with FPSs yet
Orxolon: if you are not holding it out i think you run faster)?
otakon17: and if you pull a weapon during those times all shit breaks out
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 LinearGif: There's a "pull your weapon out" button because there are bathrooms
 Fruan: This level is really giving me the vibes of "What if the Backrooms was all bathrooms"
  mtvcdm: Wheeler: 2 kills.
 mrjujubeans: I love the run speed. It’s wild
Laserbeaks_Fury: You know, since a lot of public restrooms sell condoms, a Magnum fightin the bathroom had a whole different meaning
otakon17: so what's the kill count?
otakon17: I mean to end the match
 GDwarble: They've given interviews about it, and I don't remember the multiplayer discussion but it was made by people who had no idea how to make a game like this
 Lyinginbedmon: Graham got to pick a new perk for beating cancer and clearly chose pvp skills in 20 year old games
Arakasi01: Perfect Dark has the way better multiplayer mode. Insane amount of features.
 betweenmyself: Multiplayer was definitely an afterthought for the devs.
 ThingsOnMyStream: I’d love to see a new movie that is just 90 minutes of Bond and 3 other people running around shooting each other randomly in an office building.
 SymphonicLolita: oops! all toilets
  amative1: !players
  LRRbot: Today's players: Graham (top left), Alex (bottom left), Wheeler (top right), and Nelson (bottom right).
 Mediocre_Man5: Hell, PC shooters had barely figured out WASD controls at this point
josh___something: It has destiny radar
 JonnyGlitched: The multiplayer was better known than the campaign
 DigitalSeahorse: tactical knee slide
Asrimal: They originally had all the Bonds in the game for multiplayer Eon Productions made them take them out. Thanks From Rewatch With Love!
 Akaiatana: This is Goldeneye 007, not Duck Game
 JonnyGlitched: I can't aim with an analogue stick
 Alas_Babylon: I mean, ostensibly, you don't need to do *too* much to make a multiplayer mode - stick four avatars on a map, go nuts
otakon17: FIFTEEN!?
 cmdrud87: Graham can decline ti anser this
 SymphonicLolita: Grahameye 007
AHayes31: Graham is on a rampage lol
otakon17: GRAHAM IS JUTS DOMINATING
otakon17: 007 Graham
 Alas_Babylon: Still, a weekend's work to make something like this is a heckin achievement
 DigitalSeahorse: oh there ARE toilets
TetraRay: to fast lol
 DigitalSeahorse: I must have blinked
JadedCynic: The other 3 need to team up against Graham 
Despoiler98: the JOOOKS
 erloas: To me Golden Eye always felt like it was a "really good shooter" for a console when people forgot or didn't know that PC shooters existed
  amative1: hmm, I wonder who will win 
otakon17: the JUKES FAILED
trilemma85: G only played 4 levels, but it was the Rewatch With Love that really honed his skill.
 saucemaster5000: I say let graham have this one
otakon17: this game is 30 years old and has better decal tech than Fallout 4
 azureHaights: muh-muh-muh-BLAM! muh-muh-muh-muh-BLAM! That's you, that's how you shoot!
Boon_33: graham is using the strats, notably the body armor is good strat
 BrowneePoints: Okay so the Cougar is 100% based on the Ruger Blackhawk Graham/Alex
 betweenmyself: So how do I insert the DD Expansion pack into my Switch? 
EvilBadman: @erloas PC gaming wasn't as easy of a entry point as set up 64, play game
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
  mtvcdm: 16, 4, 0, 3.
 BloodnBullets: "choice"
 Easilycrazyhat: Judo CHOP
AHayes31: I always used to get best Marksmanship
otakon17: surprised no one grabbed the Moonraker laser
 PharaohBender27: Oh damn I hadn't even seen there was a prediction
otakon17: >mostly harmless
 DigitalSeahorse: choice ARM
JadedCynic: melee attack doesn't run out of ammo 
 Tiber727: @erloas To me even having a computer and PC games was a marvelous things.
 TheThirdTail: why is unlimited an option?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah, Alex's feed was a little CHOPPY
 AzaleaCloud: Weapon of choice: THESE HANDS
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otakon17: First to 10 is quick
Xenguin47: Howdy amazing nerds!
TehAmelie: You Only Live Twice gives you a last man standing mode, too
Haroldholmes25: 
 Lyinginbedmon: 
 saucemaster5000: Best map anyways
 blip2004: this is the best map
otakon17: it's the same map XD
 TemporallyAwry: True Random 
otakon17: the map WAS on random
 JonnyGlitched: Slappers only
 LinearGif: ibs mood
 BrowneePoints: Don't forget you can get into the vents from the Toilets
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 JonnyGlitched: sus
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
 mrjujubeans: Ooo, gotta get lasers
 BrowneePoints: Also who is running around as Alan Cumming?
 DigitalSeahorse: Door: "No fighting allowed."
 erloas: maybe my middle class is showing, but pretty much everyone I knew had PCs at that point, more common that N64 for sure
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 DrakoniteStreams: you can dual wield almost any two weapons using a minor glitch
  amative1: @BrowneePoints I think Nelson is playing as Boris
EvilBadman: @erloas Right but not explicitly for gaming
 Xenguin47: Plz no slappy
 DigitalSeahorse: ding
TehAmelie: remember how the game used to run with four players shooting dual RC-P90s at once?
 iSmartMan1: Ignorant person here, why was Oddjob such a big deal in this game?
 JonnyGlitched: Why GoG I set download limit and you strill use 30 MBPS
TehAmelie: like, 5 seconds per frame
 Alas_Babylon: @iSmartMan1 Small hitbox
 Lyinginbedmon: @iSmartMan1 I think it was because he was short
  Juliamon: iSmartMan1 Shorter model makes smaller hitbox
 saucemaster5000: Forget to bow
 DEATHlikescats: You remember headshots are usually one shots
 BloodnBullets: more likely unarmed for dishonerable, "from behind" would require thought to code.
hackingducks: what a murder spree
  Foxmar320: @amative1 I own it on Xbox but could get it again
 KBKarma: Drinking someone else's milkshake?
 AzaleaCloud: The smaller hitbox also meant you had to aim with R to hit him, so you couldn't like, shoot Oddjob from the hip.
  amative1: @Foxmar320 It's part of the expansion pass
 Akaiatana: @iSmartMan1 Odd Job is, in fact, slightly shorter and headshots are harder. Odd Job, in the film, is one of the tallest characters.
 BrowneePoints: DD? Well it better get out of the laboratory
Laserbeaks_Fury: This multiplayer has NO HONOR
ButButTheJesus: you have to pick up a "left-handed" version of the weapon
 JonnyGlitched: I'm pretty sure LRR introduced me to the cart-tilting craze dance that was this game
  Juliamon: (It was asked about)
EvilBadman: @Akaiatana Lol there is no way Oddjob was the tallest character in film
 eshplode: I just remembered that one singleplayer mission where you get to dual wield a grenade launcher and machine gun. It was awesome
 Sibwow: what about slim job
 azureHaights: He was no Odd Jaws, but
  Foxmar320: @amative1 I don't have that
 kirbytronic: Anyone been accused of screen watching?
 Akaiatana: @EvilBadman One of the. Also I don't bond 
 Quaseymoto: Wow, I suddenly just got out of Jr. High and took the bus to my friends house.
 OldsCool: its becuse odjob was originaly going to be nicknack
 JonnyGlitched: You gotta actually aim to hit him
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 Dog_of_Myth: @LoadingReadyRun Quick google search says GoldenEye supports dual wielding nearly every weapon in the game. The only exceptions are unarmed, the watch laser and detonator, mines and hand grenades, the taser, and the tank. None of the gadgets can be dual wielded.
 RassilonDND: If there exists a odd job, dies
 LurkerSpine: see: Molly Lewis's song about this
 pn55: It's been a while, but I don't think you could dual-wield in multiplayer. You can in single player though, and there was a trick to dual-wield different weapons.
ButButTheJesus: you have to pick up a "left-handed" version of the weapon
 Manae: I thought the issue was the hitbox was the same regardless of size
JadedCynic: What they should've done for that is use Knick Knack
AHayes31: Pretty sure No Oddjob was the standard house rule for everybody
 CouldntPickAUsername: I remember playing Bond a lot but then learning that he actually moves rather slowly.Xenia was much faser
 bootsmalone: i thought it was because they got odd job confused with knick knack
 Electrodyne: The second lady character was also short if I remember correctly
TehAmelie: oh yeah, Xenia has a grenade launcher and machine gun combo and taking them from her is the way you get to do the same
 Sibwow: yeah its a silencer not an invisibler
YeomanAres: I always assumed they mashed oddjob and nicknack together
 Saintnex: ahhhh split screen multiplayer lol
EvilBadman: ^
 OldsCool: Odjob was a late change and originaly was going to be Nicknack hence all the MwtGG stuff
 pn55: Yea, the Moonraker Elite lady was also quite short and fast.
 LadyMarkacey: Baron Samedi was hard mode
Orxolon: too many shoes thrown
 korvys: https://assets.mi6-hq.com/images/stills/tmwtgg_49_280.jpg
 JonnyGlitched: I think this was one of the first games that pulls of split screen deathmatch
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 jessieimproved: Harold Sakata was 5'10", Sean Connery was 6'2"
 matthaus_c: Oddjob is where the timelines diverge
 BrowneePoints: Okay apparently Dual Wielding is only on story missions, but there IS a glitch to make it happen in Multiplayer
  amative1: !players
  LRRbot: Today's players: Graham (top left) as Valentin, Alex (bottom left) as the General, Wheeler (top right) as Xenia, and Nelson (bottom right) as Boris.
 SquareDotCube: you might be clicking the stick
 A_Dub888: Graham "My PP so quiet" Stark
  amative1: added character
otakon17: the quietest pipis
Orxolon: You can't use dual weapons in Multiplayer. Solo Missions only.
 Gooseblast: Crouch meta
Boon_33: aim +c-down equivilent
 Bearudite: aim and hold down
 DigitalSeahorse: hey, the bullet hole moved along the wall!
 margieargie: How to become Oddjob 
 SymphonicLolita: child mode
  amative1: You're kneeling
otakon17: >aim then move backwards to crouch  What the FUCK is this control scheme?!
 JonnyGlitched: Now you're thinking with kneecaps
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  amative1: @otakon17 Rare, mid-90s
 BrowneePoints: Yea the Camera comes from your chest
 BrowneePoints: not your head
Sharkfists: butt scootching everywhere
 BrowneePoints: If I remember correctly
 JonnyGlitched: Incredibly hard to crouch walk
 Bearudite: @otakon17 it was a different time
 Manae: The camera is probably in the chest
Laserbeaks_Fury: Snake? Snake?! SNAKE!?!
 DigitalSeahorse: awwww
 BrowneePoints: There IS a glitch to make it happen in Multiplayer
EvilBadman: @otakon17 When in aim mode, the left-right movement was peek
 OldsCool: oh the multiplayer in this was super last min, the development of this game is facinateing
TehAmelie: isn't there a cheat code for dual wielding? or am i full of fake memories?
 KBKarma: RIght, I'm gonna go to bed now. Night y'all!
 Athelgar: there's a dual weild mode for multi isnt there?
 CouldntPickAUsername: god, getting the biggest urge to play this now
JadedCynic: @otakon17 "You've come a long way, baby" 
 Viewers_Like_You: My uncle is actually 006, but it's top secret so I can't prove it
 SpoonfullOfSugar: this is the point in the story that someone dumps a bunch of military data to prove a point, right?
 BrowneePoints: There might be a cheat? but as is no dual wieldies
 CouldntPickAUsername: so many memories
 DigitalSeahorse:  slug slugging
adept_nekomancer: I remember dual-wield, but I think that was from Perfect Dark, which was "this, but with aliens"
 drthvd3r: He flanked ya!
 DEATHlikescats: There’s a way to do it tho… like a code?
 DelphineSynastria: my U.N.C.L.E. works for MI6 and *he* says spies can hold two guns
Orxolon: you shoulders won't let you
Micsig: @TehAmelie I think you have to specifically find a pair of guns together
 RassilonDND: Just waiting for someone to sneak up and use their slappers
 damn_i_am_pretty: y'all gotta be careful to not smoosh memories of this game and Perfect Dark, because oh boy
 Akaiatana: They wanted to add dual wielding in single player, but they got a lot of resistance from Ohms
 PharaohBender27: @DelphineSynastria 
 LinearGif: this gun terminates
Arakasi01: @adept_nekomancer Yeah Perfect Dark had dual wield.
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's not "The Man With Two Golden Guns" now is it?
JadedCynic: @SpoonfullOfSugar yeah, but it's from the nineties and was de-classified a decade ago 
 Bearudite: fun fact, the reflection is from the overworld of the snow level
 DEATHlikescats: I wish I remembered all the old codes/cheats, like big head mode
 MrGibberish: @akaiatana Booo
 saucemaster5000: The biggest crime Boris comitted was that Hawaiian shirt
 OldsCool: aparently they guns all got remnamed not becuse of nintendo but becuse Rare where woried about weapon makers copyrights and rare is famously cheap
 Akaiatana: Magnum Reload is not happening these days 
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 Gooseblast: The sliding is so good 
AHayes31: The Bunker is a good map IIRC
Laserbeaks_Fury: Magnum is more of a DILF
Laserbeaks_Fury: than a cougar
 matthaus_c: children are dilt bifferent
 Viewers_Like_You: Man, I forgot just how wild the controls for this are
 JonnyGlitched: I don't know if it's just impossible to aim of if everyone is just really bad
 Manae: Autoaim might be not helping, actually
SaxPython: Turbo Time
JadedCynic: we forgot the reflexes we used to have
 Diabore: @JonnyGlitched por que no los dos
TehAmelie: Jolt cola was new around this time right
 Bearudite: used up all of your brain's turbo frames
  mtvcdm: You put up with worse graphics when they're the better graphics of the day.
 Seth_Erickson: pistols at hallway
 SymphonicLolita: the attention span was  much longer
JadedCynic: @JonnyGlitched por que no los dos?
 OldsCool: does this one have the renamed Dr Doak ?
 drthvd3r: We're watching you stand in a long hallway shooting pistols at each other.
 BrowneePoints: I mean, the Magnum the Cougar is based off of IS Stainless Steel https://www.gungenius.com/wp-content/uploads/ruger-Blackhawk-RUGER-2HTGHTFB.jpg
 DigitalSeahorse: yeah there's a peek button
 BrowneePoints: Yall were drinking Surge don't lie
 BrowneePoints: I miss Surge
 BrowneePoints: Coca-Cola bring Surge back plz
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 Mr_Bitterness: I always played as Boris, he was the nerd!
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 iSmartMan1: Magnum OP
AzureishDragoon: I would sign a petition to bring Surge back
 JonnyGlitched: Why does this make me want to play Unreal Tourney
 BrowneePoints: The Magnum is the 3rd most accurate weapon in the game
 Akaiatana: Most of us hit the peak button decades ago.
 DigitalSeahorse: stuck on the urinal
EvilBadman: Yeah demand some pizza and dews in shot
  amative1: Pistols > Rockets
 Bearudite: no spinal slidekick
JadedCynic: @BrowneePoints Oh please - I was in my 20s when Surge came arou....oh right, yeah. 
 BrowneePoints: or Proximity Mines
 MrGibberish: @browneepoints What about Tang?
 OldsCool: golden gun only
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 saucemaster5000: power weapons was silly
MeadyOchre: I feel like you could give all of them the golden gun and the kill counts would be the same
 matthaus_c: GEP Gun game
 BrowneePoints: Screw Tang
Adorabold: explosions only, 1 hit kills in the facility
  mtvcdm: It's always a good idea to shoot off rockets indoors!
 BrowneePoints: Give me back Surge! BEST Citrus Pop/Soda
MWGNZ: proxy mine only lets go
  amative1: Knee-hon
 djalternative: love rocket jumping in GoldenEye
 DigitalSeahorse: DOOM KNEES
 LinearGif: Nephite?
kusinohki: have a feeling this will show up in the next LRR lan party (whenever that is)
 DigitalSeahorse: wow
 Fruan: Back in the late 1900s
 JonnyGlitched: Ian party?
 matthaus_c: just activating core memories tonight
 SquareDotCube: How about X-Band?
lochnessseammonster: all i remember from when i played this game was being stressed 
 Akaiatana: It's stressful because you're doing it to a live audience for your job,. Be easy on yourself 
otakon17: HYE
 DigitalSeahorse: was The Back Porch a show?
 PharaohBender27: @JonnyGlitched Lan, not Ian
otakon17: BOLTSMAN WASN'T GARBAGE
EvilBadman: Gods, yes, I had an X-band
 Grevas13: @LinearGif nephites vs. real history
otakon17: VOLTSMAN*
 fastlane250: 49 garbage games and Mega Man: The Wily Wars
Bionull: Tetris A, Tetris B, Tetris C, Arkanoid A...
JadedCynic: yeah, Kool-Aid was for babbies; REAL kids drank TANG (at 6am and came down around 9pm, just in time for bed)
 OldsCool: yeah whats the Back Porch
 JonnyGlitched: @PharaohBender27 
 saucemaster5000: I don't see why we ever made new consoles, this looks just like the movie
otakon17: THe Back Porch sounds like an aracade
EvilBadman: the Back Porch sounds like it is a gamer cafe in yyj
 BrowneePoints: Magnum G's I
  amative1: Match point
 ComradeMik: ah goldeneye. the game that has not aged as well as you'd hope.
 AttackCowboy: Graham "Magnum" Stark
 LinearGif: An Ian party sounds like a good time too
BrindleBoar: they call him GrahaMagnum
TehAmelie: after playing the game, i was disappointed by the Golden Gun movie where it wasn't a magic weapon of infinite power
 DigitalSeahorse: ah
 JonnyGlitched: Jedi Knight III best LAN game don't @ me
 ComradeMik: but maybe that's because i never had a N64
otakon17: it playes better with a mouse and keyboard
 matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 yeah why do we even need Valorant when we have this
 mister_nibbles: i really expected wheeler to finish that sentence with "dong"
 DigitalSeahorse: nice
otakon17: that's neat
 BrowneePoints: yea we had a youth club like that in High School
animaniacdot: this is why you don't aim from the hip, folks
 DiamondMX: Is this the restart of Magnum Rewatch I was promised?
 JonnyGlitched: Drop in Centre
otakon17: and stay out of trouble
SaxPython: Angel Grove
 Manae: @TehAmelie It sort of was, if only thanks to the assassin's skill
 BrowneePoints: I spent a lot of Friday Nights playing Halo 3 at ours like that
 DigitalSeahorse: before the parents are home place to be
  mtvcdm: It kept teen girls off the street?
hackingducks: this game was a crazy achievement for 64MB cartridges, just saying.
lochnessseammonster: i remember those 
 Furvias: Down in a VAN by the RIVER
 Dog_of_Myth: @matthaus_c It would be funny to watch a modern competition of this though.
 Davlenagain: nelly had a ska band?!
 ComradeMik: nelly being in a ska band is the least surprising thing to learn
 BrowneePoints: Nelly WOULD be in a Ska Band
Orxolon: would 00's teens gather in a place named "teen club"?
otakon17: THIS FITS ON 64MB!?!
  amative1: Mostly Harmless
AzureishDragoon: I want to listen to the ska band
ButButTheJesus: apparently the original game was 12 MB in size
 mrjujubeans: Of course Nelly had a ska band
  mtvcdm: Graham 20, Everyone That Isn't Graham 11.
 matthaus_c: @Dog_of_Myth it really would, somehow this game is still very tense and entertaining
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 Aarek: Fun fact, the spawn order in this game is set, so if you have a good enough memory, you can know where the person is gonna respawn
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 Akaiatana: Nelson has a checkered past.
lochnessseammonster: that's when i learned pool
 Grevas13: the controls on this release make it a perfect game 10/10
 ComradeMik: jazz and ska
 Lyinginbedmon: Blunt instrument
 ComradeMik: that's it
otakon17: Ska kicks ass
Eklinaar: Picking up chicks in the holodeck
 robaphone251: romance era orchestra (mahler)
 BrowneePoints: Tchaikovsky
 Viewers_Like_You: Becoming Champ and fighting Trazom
 LinearGif: Big Band, man
 MrQBear: @Orxolon I definitely went to a place called "The Boys and Girls Club" and "The Teen Club" at different times of my youth.
  mtvcdm: Mines!
 Diabore: proximity mines!
 SnackPak_: proxy mines!
 Furvias: Cut Nelly in half and all you get is Brass section and Mozzarella sticks
 NightValien28: laser
Argumentable: proxy mines sounds horrible, i'd do that
Orxolon: @Orxolon ok,just checking
otakon17: why is there NO mode that shows ALL weapons?
 matthaus_c: GEP it
MWGNZ: proxy mines 
Boon_33: proxy mines, ultimate campfest
 BrowneePoints: well Graham
 SquareDotCube: lasers is just Moonraker laserguns, iirc
 BloodnBullets: infinite remote mines was fun, I remember stacking them in huge piles.
 BrowneePoints: when there's a big Hole
 TheOtherTrevor: I was always a proxy mines fan
EvilBadman: Get ready for THE ROCKET SOUND
 BrowneePoints: in the ground
 A_Dub888: !findquote caves
  LRRbot: Quote #4496: "The minute we flip a dong, this whole thing caves in." —Alex [2017-11-17]
  mtvcdm: Klobb time!
 saucemaster5000: I met a music teacher who got a gig playing trombone on the back of a smash mouth album. The album had all stars. The residual pay...
hackingducks: oof, hated this map
Orxolon: not everyone knows espeleology Graham
 SnackPak_: 
 SquareDotCube: Oh! and the watch
TehAmelie: proxy mines was my group's favorite. we fancied it was such high level mind games to try and trap each other
 DeM0nFiRe: Guys I think Nelly found the rockets
AHayes31: This is gonna be a quick match to 20 kills lol
 PharaohBender27: @saucemaster5000 Dang
 NoOne_OfConsequence: But who is playing Oddjob?
  mtvcdm: "rockets."
kusinohki: pretty sure blowing yourself is -1 kill, so be careful!
 Lord_Hosk: We had "Commons" in our high school. a pool table, a pinball machine, a ping pong table, and a TV we weren't allowed to watch MTV on but someone stole the remote so... we couldn't change the channel.
 PharaohBender27: @NoOne_OfConsequence No Oddjob this stream
otakon17: HE'S GONNA SLAP YA
 iSmartMan1: The return of IDDQDerp!
 TheAwkes: This is like a Daggerfall dungeon.
 DelphineSynastria: holy moly yup the pencil, I remember the pencil
Argumentable: just slap him to death
Arakasi01: I remember in Perfect Dark you could add bots to the multiplayer matches, and one of the bots was a 'peace sim' which would run around only disarming people
 matthaus_c: Daggerfall dungeons ruled
 BrowneePoints: yea the Ak-47 just looks like a pencil
 JonnyGlitched: Drop in Centres are really effective, especially when the kids can't go home
JadedCynic: @TheAwkes same era, yeah
 BrowneePoints: I thought it was a pencil for YEARS
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Good work Alex 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 LinearGif: He's gotta kill
 control_rig: Poor Nelly hasn't seen anyone for years
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Mr_Bitterness: License to Kill mode is great
 DigitalSeahorse: yay Alex!
 ShaneLeeAtk: Yeah, LTK mode was always frenetic
 Akaiatana: Blasrt man standing mode.
 JonnyGlitched: Grenades have a larger kill zone than you think
Jikonius: Go limp!
 Lord_Hosk: I know someone who has survived multiple explosions.
Arakasi01: Also explosions don't tend to linger irl 
 Mr_Bitterness: LTK with Knives was a favorite
 mrjujubeans: Depends on shrapnel
 SquareDotCube: Human bodies act weird to shockwaves
Bionull: Meanwhile I'm dying just sitting here.
 matthaus_c: I should go test my explosion survivability
 Mr_Bitterness: Or slappers
 Grevas13: humans are conveniently self-replenishing ballistic gel.
 ComradeMik: reminds me of my favourite halo custom mode: full invisibility, 300% speed, 0% damage resistance, rockets and SMGs
 ComradeMik: oh and moon gravity
 BrowneePoints: LOL
 azureHaights: I mean, there's also the fact that frags aren't just "a bubble of Damage Aura(tm)" but a little bundle of shrapnel
 BrowneePoints: Point Blank Rocket
 azureHaights: Hence, frag(mentation)s
 JonnyGlitched: Who's camping on the rocket spawn
  amative1: "A Rocket Launcher"
JadedCynic: Nelly: "Now I have more rockets. Ho Ho Ho." 
 Akaiatana: Rockets are dangerous. So much suagr
 DigitalSeahorse:    oops
  mtvcdm: I love the weapon-pickup notification has a period at the end, like it's speaking complete sentences. "Rockets." "Ammo."
iarethel0ser: Game decided the AK was cooler.
 Mr_Bitterness: Auto switching off the Klobb is probably for the best
 Lord_Hosk: I wouldn't say he is doing well, he has memory issues and reffers to himself in the third person in chat sometimes, but... survived.
TehAmelie: the game knows the klobb is the worst
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Manae: Rocket has serious drop
TokenMickus: Klobb aka Rubberband flinger
TruPhantomAngel: Ho Ho ho now I have ammo!
 SquareDotCube: a rocket launcher being held with one hand
Argumentable: i would love to see paintball mode with this just to see all the misses, haha
 RassilonDND: Klobbering time?
 SquareDotCube: Yeah, the rocket explosions linger
Orxolon: he refuses to dieeee
 Ivalenz_: 
 Akaiatana: @Lord_Hosk If you're talking about Jared Leto, bombing at the box office doesn't count
 JonnyGlitched: "Did you have to let it lingerrrrrr"
JadedCynic: @Argumentable did you see the previous two rounds?  They left bullethole decals on the walls, it was hilarious after some mad fights 
 PharaohBender27: @Lord_Hosk DANG @Akaiatana 
 SnackPak_: 
Applecrisp: Grenade Launchers on Temple was my jam
Argumentable: @Argumentable Just came in on the last one but I can imagine, haha
 Dog_of_Myth: @Applecrisp heck yeah!!
JadedCynic: bathrooms with tiled walls just RIDDLED 
 ComradeMik: "no gun"? sounds like a skill issue, wheeler.
 BrowneePoints: Wheeler went full Eugene Krabs
 OldsCool: i had a custom map pack for AvP based on this games maps
 JonnyGlitched: Imagine playing this with only one analogue stick in a weird spot
 BjjBrain: he says no gun, but still tries to kill with his fist lol
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Applecrisp: No Mr. Bond, I expect you to cycle through your weapons five times.. and then DIE!
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 Mr_Bitterness: What was the super tiny level? That with any explosions was funny because you can hit through the floor
EvilBadman: Stacks is small
EvilBadman: or archive. whochever wasn't the full library
  Foxmar320: I never liked the caves levels. So dark
MWGNZ: double klobb was ok at supressing fire
 Mr_Bitterness: I think Stacks was the full level and Archive was the small version
 JonnyGlitched: Straight down the gullet
 megrimme: rETURN TO MONKE
Boon_33: it ain't rocket surgery
 ShaneLeeAtk: Ah... That's the rockets I know
aClonedPickle: a dud?!
 Mediocre_Man5: those rockets are in the subocean, now
 iSmartMan1: THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT
 Robot_Bones: Graham found the  rocket portal to the subocean
 Dog_of_Myth: Yes, Chaos!!
 JonnyGlitched: You got it wet
GameSageZB: Just as chaotic as the 90s
 LinearGif: And the rocket's red glare 
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 bladed_shadow: 92 months, 5 far off the year this is released
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  RomanGoro: !players
  LRRbot: Today's players: Graham (top left) as Valentin, Alex (bottom left) as the General, Wheeler (top right) as Xenia, and Nelson (bottom right) as Boris.
JadedCynic: 
 azureHaights: I've been replaying Fallout 4 lately. Mini-nuke whistle says hi, Graham
TehAmelie: but it ain't Perfect Dark
JadedCynic: I don't know why everyone is having trouble...
 OldsCool: its great how the game is able to recreate the feel of the movie soo much 
 OldsCool: honestly the single player is great
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 TehAmelie: @Dog_of_Myth Thanks 
 FacelessManAboutTown: So which of you is Master Chief?
 Dog_of_Myth: @TehAmelie Good joke deserves a  sub
 DigitalSeahorse: may as well be me playing quake 2 cause I got so lost after returning to a save I don't know which way is which now
 Bugberry: popola: nobody stops!
  amative1: should def turn all cheats on later... dk mode for a start =D
 Akaiatana: Do your level best
 JonnyGlitched: Underwhere?
 LinearGif: Let me give you the grand tour: cave
Argumentable: most maps have distinguishing features, this is just cave
 Wicker_Guide: 
Arakasi01: This looks better than Dark Souls 2
JadedCynic: @JonnyGlitched oh, boxer briefs, usually
 DigitalSeahorse: not that I got the game anymore with that save on it
 azureHaights: Canadian Standoff?
 control_rig: That was absolutely a circular firing squad
kusinohki: perfect dark souls....  the mashup no one wants
adept_nekomancer: Cave is slightly less distinctive than the last level, which was "the backrooms, but with toilets"
 TehAmelie: i was expecting turning off the radar would be the most necessary cheat but maybe at this point it would just mean everyone gets lost even more
 matthaus_c: I need an amusement park with rooms recreating these levels
 Mr_Bitterness: Facility is a classic level
 FacelessManAboutTown: This is still a more coherent Bond narrative than Casino Royale 1967
  amative1: 3 players with rockets. the 1 without rockets dies
 DigitalSeahorse: blooey
 LinearGif: Cave maps are, historically, across games, bad and ugly and unnavigable
 JonnyGlitched: The spread from firing a Desert Eagle one handed seems surprisingly generous
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 TehAmelie: game mode: MAD
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: In another manner of speaking, you got YOU.
  amative1: i /think/ so?
 JonnyGlitched: Multiple Attribute Dependent?
Boon_33: a self kill in -1 kill i think
 Mr_Bitterness: I believe suicides count as negative points yes
 bubba0077: -1 is what I recal as well
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DigitalSeahorse: suicides count as deaths even if they count as kills too
 TehAmelie: hm now i wonder if suiciding in You Only Live Twice costs both your lives
 FacelessManAboutTown: Graham good at games, who knew?
 Applecrisp: the auto aim seems way more reliable than reticle
 ComradeMik: circle strafe
 matthaus_c: the kansas city shuffle
Sharkfists: big fan of the strafing run
 LinearGif: People who strafe left are cringe
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 control_rig: I laughed G
 DiscordianTokkan: I got it, Graham
Haroldholmes25: it was
JadedCynic: but, Graham - it's not PERFECT dark
 Wicker_Guide: Jeff Bezos is about to get eaten by a Grue?
ButButTheJesus: I see you, Graham
 control_rig: That was a good Democracy Dies in Darkness joke
 MrTheWalrus: @Wicker_Guide We can only hope
adept_nekomancer: Imperfect Dark
 shurtal: Nelly is morbin'!
 ArisuGunplaSFW: 100
JadedCynic: yay, thank you Nelly 
 iSmartMan1: This is a LONG round
bradlby: great job coach
lochnessseammonster: 
 Gaz_L: weirdly I have more fond memories of playing Perfect Dark than GoldenEye
  amative1: The first round was fairly even spread.
 DigitalSeahorse: using cringe is strafing the meaning lately
JadedCynic: I think the spread was pretty even
TacitusVigil: I voted for "having a good time"
  amative1: 20-26-18-35
 Akaiatana: Chat prefers strife to strafe.
 FacelessManAboutTown: I like yout thinking
ButButTheJesus: @Gaz_L Forsaken, for me
 OldsCool: never side against the man who made a James Bond podcast
dpj2009: 
Fanklok: Wheeler cost me 60% of my DoLRRs
 grgriffin3: Sometimes, you just need to rocket.
 DigitalSeahorse: SPLEJ in red
 DiscordianTokkan: Party in the front, rocket in the back
JadedCynic: stop rocket on rocket violence! 
KWardJenx: Def Leopard would completely endorse the pro-rocket platform.
 matthaus_c: splej damage
  Sarah_Serinde: Little a rocket, as a treat
 FacelessManAboutTown: A little rocket as a treat
 Gaz_L: did anyone play the GoldenEye remake that ActiBlizz made several years ago? The one where they got Craig's likeness and voice and rewrote the film to be that Bond?
 DigitalSeahorse: 40 points of splej damage
  amative1: And that's 20
saucemaster5000: Anyone remember ChuChu rocket? Screw all this killing each other, let's play ChuCHu rocket
 ComradeMik: wheeler on 1HP and a dream
 Electrodyne: Just the tip
 jellybean57: i'm trying to remember for the life of me whether there was any anti-vehicle purpose to the rocket launcher
TheThromborax: @sau
 jellybean57: or was it just for the chaotic lols
 Mr_Bitterness: An AD&D 2nd Ed joke
  Sarah_Serinde:  Nelly
 corpocracy: Is that a Thaco reference?
 DigitalSeahorse: and do the character code
 margieargie: AC -10, but not the best THAC0 judging from that last bid
 MarsIsDead: @saucemaster5000 I have been wanting them to play that for YEARS
  Sarah_Serinde: The "at work" part really makes that
 margieargie: *bit
  mtvcdm: (time to put in the code again!)
 DigitalSeahorse: ^
 JonnyGlitched: This is fun
KeytarCat: Character code and a safety save state?
TheThromborax: @saucemaster5000 here’s some DEEP LRR lore, back when LRR was doing the kickstarter that led to them doing a lot more streaming, they were talking about playing ChuChu Rocket, but described it as “friendship ending.” Kathleen mentioned that it would probably happen, but as far as I know, it never has
 LordZarano: https://faqs.neoseeker.com/Games/N64/goldeneye_caves_mp.gif
KeytarCat: we are external brain
 LordManiMani: Dropping in to say how perfect the ad break music is
saucemaster5000: Boy Howdy, someone said the magic word "THACO." Bring back THACO, you cowards WotC
 HorusFive: Good times.  And I've just been going back thru From Rewatch with Love on my commute!
  Sarah_Serinde: Amazing that the Kickstarter for their 11th year as LRR is "deep lore"
 JonnyGlitched: THAC0, not THACO
  Sarah_Serinde: And that's not meant to be shade
 MarsIsDead: @thethromborax I remember that and I still want them to do that... I will even ship them my copy of it even!
SnowBuddy18: @saucemaster5000 fun fact, you can still play with THAC0, I do
TheThromborax: It totally is though
 margieargie: @saucemaster5000 Agreed!
 LordManiMani: Tony Hawk's Air COmmand?
 eshplode: @LordZarano I love the copyright on that so much
 Wicker_Guide: @TheThromborax it's telling when a group of friends that semi-regularly plays Mario Party says such a thing
AHayes31: Love they kept the game music playing during this break
saucemaster5000: want calculating your DnD combat to be 10 times more confusing? I know I do!
Boon_33: so for balance they could use oddjob and JAws in the matchup
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 LordManiMani: Hey they could play Dokapon Kingdom and really hate each other
SnowBuddy18: @saucemaster5000 I don't, which is why I don't DM it
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 HorusFive: Well this content is well worth the month's sub
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Fanklok: Apparently meta is trying to say metaverse is going to help first responders in emergency situations
 MarsIsDead: @wicker_guide If you have never played, that Chuchu is definitely a game that makes enemies quick
 Wicker_Guide: @LordZarano whose colon is this?
TheThromborax: I believe that one of the stated reasons for Ian’s Dreamcast project, in the Very Beginning of that long project, was to facilitate streaming ChuChu Rocket
 TruPhantomAngel: Whelp, time to break and listen to the Goldeneye them. 
 TruPhantomAngel: theme*
saucemaster5000: Huh, prime sub ran out and I don't have my next prime sub. Weird.
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah Twitch is picky about that
 MarsIsDead: @saucemaster5000 Happend to me last month
 MarsIsDead: Had to wait til the next day
 JonnyGlitched: Apparently there is finally Malware that exploits UFEI. I seem to recall this being a potential problem since inception
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 JonnyGlitched: UEFI*
 SymphonicLolita: prime doesn't like that february is a short month I guess
 LordZarano: @Wicker_Guide © 2007 Gamerman555
 azidbern95: nice quite Fortune!
 Wicker_Guide: @LordZarano ... you know what, fair answer 
JadedCynic: @JonnyGlitched oh great.  Just what we need with M$ tying their products to it.
TheAinMAP: 
  Foxmar320: The code!
gwamhurt: YeomanAres
 jessieimproved: meeeemories
 JonnyGlitched: @JadedCynic High bar of entry though, they need physical access or to get you to install trojan software
 control_rig: Ah yes the old days of secret codes
saucemaster5000: ooooo they're cheating
 Dog_of_Myth:  
MWGNZ:   
 SymphonicLolita: nice
 Diabore: ???
 korvys: Nintendo Power
 TruPhantomAngel: Yes
 BrowneePoints: Videogame Forums and Magazines
lochnessseammonster: 
 margieargie: Someone pick Oddjob!
 MyrddintheWizard: Nintendo power
 TruPhantomAngel: Go Jaws!
SaxPython: Now you're playing with power
TetraRay: magazines
 BrowneePoints: Nintendo Power did a LOT of work
  Foxmar320: I saw it in Nintendo Power
 Uberwitz: mail order magazines
 TheThirdTail: There were literally cheap cheat code books they'd publish in, like, checkout aisles
 Driosenth: N-Power
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I probably got it from Nintendo Power
TheAinMAP: 
 Mediocre_Man5: I remember this code in particular Nintendo Power had like, a big article on it
 HorusFive: Some guy's uncle who worked at Nintendo
 pn55: Yea, magazines for me
 BrowneePoints: from the Devs yea
 ChrisGMiller: nintendo power magazine
 Wicker_Guide: given the insanity that people datamine nowadays, I can 100% believe that someone brute-forced even this nonsense back then
JadedCynic: "CHEATER!" - Descent 
  amative1: who is Alex playing?
 Electrodyne: Pick Dave plz
  Sarah_Serinde: We spent a lot of time in big head mode 
JadedCynic: !who
 zed_alpha: My high school just had a stand of pine trees where all the kids whose families were in the Klan went to do meth after school.   ....I went to a bad high school, didn't I?
  Foxmar320: Yeah DK mode is like speed run Runway I think
gwamhurt: HE HAS NO STYLE
 Blakemcm: paintball mode is fun, and all you gotta do is sprint through the 1st level on easiest
Rekcus: The internet was a thing, but still pretty new.
 xantos69: I was always a Perfect Dark guy, but this is one heck of a throwback.
gwamhurt: HE HAS NO GRACE
 DigitalSeahorse: Alex is lower left
 JonnyGlitched: Ultima VIII calls you a cheater too
 CouldntPickAUsername: what is with the bar by Alex?
 blip2004: knives are so bad
 Sethalidos: I love that Baron Samedi's hitbox makes his hat count as a head shot
 DigitalSeahorse: a blond lady?
 TruPhantomAngel: Oh, was that the villain from Live and Let Die?
JadedCynic: Graham is top-left, Alex is bottom left, Wheeler top-right, Nelly bottom-right
 Electrodyne: We used to play Goldeneye to decide who would do the dishes
 NotCainNorAbel: throwing knives to 20 kills
 Fruan: This is the worst juggling act I've ever seen
 Wicker_Guide: @zed_alpha I mean, I also lived in southern indiana for a while. It ends, thankfully
 DigitalSeahorse: oh looks like the green screen needs a tug past Alex
gwamhurt: chopping only
Orxolon: this is gonna take soooo long
  Foxmar320: Settle in everyone 
  mtvcdm: The knives hit like a truck once you do connect.
 azidbern95: is it one hit kills?
 Mr_Bitterness: @Fruan If you aim straight up, you can actually throw and catch the knives in game.
 JonnyGlitched: Quicker just to stab them
Desruprot: 
 TehAmelie: mono Circus Stabs
 Dog_of_Myth: Grab your snacks, we live here now
gwamhurt: this is like lowest elo snipers only
7gorobei: the Great Throwdini
 Wicker_Guide: 
Boon_33: baron samedi ftw
 Diabore: does anyone get a kill in this mode?
 paronomasiac042: 11?! that's ridiculous. it's not even funny.
 Akaiatana: Knife guys finish last
 Bugberry: just activate the world and throw a bunch at once
 JonnyGlitched: Can YOU carry 11 knives at once?
TheAinMAP:   
boonf: that tuxedo is going to get ruined in these caves
Argumentable: at what point do you stop throwing and start stabbing
 DigitalSeahorse: LoadingReadyRun the green screen behind Alex seems a bit off?
 kilnfiendpotter: Hello hello!
Desruprot: Baron Samedi is more voodoo than magician
 FacelessManAboutTown: Like watching a slap fight to the death...
 TruPhantomAngel: "Roger Moore. No Sean Connery? You didn't get those here? No No, Roger Moore"
 kilnfiendpotter: Ooh, I've always wanted to play this game
 Bugberry: this was a classic dentist office game
 TruPhantomAngel: Same
 JonnyGlitched: They have a trajectory, which is impressive
  Foxmar320: Proxi mines are so fun
 Mr_Bitterness: Nope, knives is knives and slappers only
 AveryCorvus: Oops All Knives
ButButTheJesus: @kilnfiendpotter welcome to 1997
Desruprot: tis all knives
  mtvcdm: This knife... it will kill
JadedCynic: @kilnfiendpotter it's on Rare Replay - single-player game too 
 eshplode: I've never seen Knives Out, so I'm going to assume that's what this is
 HorusFive: @Bugberry you had a much nicer dentist than mine
 fastlane250: Oops! All Throwing Knives
 TruPhantomAngel: "Whose funeral is it..? YOURS!"
 Dog_of_Myth: @Foxmar320 A person of culture I see. 
  Foxmar320: 
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: Slapers for the win
 DigitalSeahorse: welp I guess Alex gets an translucent shield that does nothing
 TruPhantomAngel: What if we do all Oddjob, knives only?
  amative1: !players
  LRRbot: Today's players: Graham (top left) as Siberian Special Forces, Alex (bottom left) as a Scientist, Wheeler (top right) as Marion, and Nelson (bottom right) as Baron Samedi.
Orxolon: what is the white stripe behind Alex?
 Beleqwaya: Oh yeah! Those pixels! Those frames! This is my childhood all over again.
  mtvcdm: LRRBot, if you had 11 knives what would you do?
  mtvcdm: !quote
  LRRbot: Quote #406: "Why are we wearing hot dogs?" —Cameron [2015-07-02]
 LinearGif: That's a... *kind of* fur suit
 CouldntPickAUsername: throwing knives, man with the golden gun
saucemaster5000: so real question -- was Baron Samedi actually immortal in Live and Let Die? He magically shows up on the train in the end...
 grgriffin3: From down town!
Boon_33: baron samedi, not a magician
 JonnyGlitched: Put some pants on!
JadedCynic: @saucemaster5000   
 DigitalSeahorse: one of them looks like a skeleton in a top hat
 Wicker_Guide: @saucemaster5000 I'd argue canonically ambiguous, just like a lot of that movie plays fast and loose with the "magic"/"not magic" plot details
 grgriffin3: I just figured that Baron Samedi was just multiple similar-looking people creating an illusion
Desruprot: Baron needs to killed like 5 times in Egypt in singleplayer here
 JonnyGlitched: Bad for the knife
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehhe
Boon_33: aim hax!
 SymphonicLolita: it's actually Baron Differentdi
Boon_33: lol
Argumentable: aiming helps you hit your targets??
 MajorFrostbyte: Make an anti-ASMR of Alex squealing in surprise.
 Beleqwaya: Wait, we can aim? That's against the rules!
 itomeshi: Aim Hax.
 Nicarrow: Lies
 DigitalSeahorse: Knives OUT!
 DiscordianTokkan: Aiming? Useful? Sounds not real
 kilnfiendpotter: Aiming? In this game?!
  amative1: what is this... ayming you speak of
saucemaster5000: @SymphonicLolita I subscribe to this theory
 LinearGif: I think it's pronounced eyeming
JadedCynic: @Wicker_Guide yeah, it's also in question whether he's REALLY there, or maybe just a spirit, or a ghost?  Like so many things, a open-ended conundrum
  mtvcdm: I thought you aimed by looking at other screens
 jellybean57: i mean not dying is pretty magical, when it comes to baron samedi
 DigitalSeahorse: skelly magician
 grgriffin3: Well, voodoo is technically some form of magic, right?
  Juliamon: You could consider him a magician if you stretch the definition
 Bugberry: you can't prove he's not a magician
 BrowneePoints: Good old Baron Sunday
JadedCynic: Voodun...spirit...god?
TacitusVigil: Crisp and clean and no caffeine!
ANeMzero: Didn't realize Goldeneye has a crossover with Atmosfear. 
 TruPhantomAngel: It seems you brought a knife...TO A KNIFE FIGHT! Wait....
voren_chalco: Yo, Baron, I can knife it
 Sethalidos: and his hat counts as a head shot if you hit it
 JonnyGlitched: @jellybean57 I don't die all the time
 TruPhantomAngel: Live and Let Die
 TheArchitectX: This game looks awesome for something made in 1964.
JadedCynic: Welcome ot the 70s
 Mr_Bitterness: KNIFE FIGHT! You're gonna fight with a knife!
 grgriffin3: Live and Let Die had a banger theme too
 jessieimproved: also one of my favorites
Calaban161: Are they going to play slappers only?
 JonnyGlitched: They're all weird
 TruPhantomAngel: Same, it is my problematic fav.
 korvys: *loop-the-loop noise*
 zed_alpha: Which was the one with Grace Jones?
 BrowneePoints: Baron Samedi is one of the Gede Loa
 SquareDotCube: *slide whistle*
  mtvcdm: The best title theme though.
 Wicker_Guide: @JadedCynic exactly. Honestly, as a Bond Movie, Live and Let Die is a really good McCartney song
 TheAwkes: That was like how two drunk friends would have a throwing knife fight "for fun"
TacitusVigil: A view to a kill
Fanklok: James Bond ripped off AtmosFEAR?
avi_miller: Better than the book IIRC
 TruPhantomAngel: "What a View...TO A KILL!"
JadedCynic: @Wicker_Guide testiify; hivemind on that o/\o
  mtvcdm: Live and Let Die is the top Bond theme and I won't hear anything different.
saucemaster5000: Since my favorite Bond movies are "The living Daylights" and "OHMSS" I don't know if I have the best Bond taste
 TruPhantomAngel: Im not joking, that is the ACTUAL line. lol
Sharkfists: parka is basically a fur suit 
  amative1: grrr... making me change the command again
ButButTheJesus: "Furries, begone!'
 TruPhantomAngel: Bam Bam
JadedCynic: heya Max!
 grgriffin3: Live and Let Die is my third-favorite theme, behind Casino Royale and View to a Kill
 korvys: They're *throwing* knives, not stabbing knives Graham
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Kaorti: what's wrong with furries huh?
 TruPhantomAngel: @mtvcdm Agreed.
 Beleqwaya: @korvys I was LITERALLY typing that.
 erloas: they're throwing knives, not stabbing knives
Asrimal: OHMSS is legitimately great
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 ComradeMik: becky, let me slap
 DiscordianTokkan: Yo baron we can dig it
saucemaster5000: View to a Kill -- great theme, really boring movie for the first hour and a half
 grgriffin3: How can he slap?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
baskwalla: uh oh slappies
JadedCynic: well, RIGHT NOW, "Live & Let Die" is my fave Bond Theme - you get a diff one earwormed into my head, and THAT will be my fave of the moment 
Desruprot: they are "Throwing" Knives after all if they could be stabbed than your not throwing them
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TheMandrew: if the next bond film isn't a shot for shot remake of OHMSS, only it's On HIs Majesty's Secret Service, it'll be a missed opportunity.
Orxolon: did i converted you!? hahahahaha
Asrimal: I fell asleep during the second half of Living Daylights
 Wicker_Guide: View to a Kill: dull movie, great Grace Jones / Christopher Walken mugging videio
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Beleqwaya: Has anyone noticed that you have a full on closed finger grip around that knife?
Asrimal: Maybe not a shot for shot remake it was originally edited really frentically
saucemaster5000: @TheMandrew I'd watch that, they don't really seem to know what to do after the Craig stuff
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 rhapsodyblue92: "Quick, throw me some knives I'm all out"
gwamhurt: fwipfwipfwipfwipfwipfwipfwipfwip
 DiscordianTokkan: I dunno, *I'M* loving this
 CouldntPickAUsername: this was the best choice
 grgriffin3: This is enjoyable chaos
 raulghoulia: this is silly
  mtvcdm: At least the game gave us the best music in the game for this.
 matthaus_c: didn't expect Butcher Pete tonight
 azureHaights: goddamnit Alex, I was just about to fire up F4
JadedCynic: @Wicker_Guide a film where TWO actors competed to see who could eat the most scenery (one without opening her mouth  )
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Boon_33: this seems slow, but I think Klobb only might take longer
 Beleqwaya: I always put one instant kill with knives since they were so hard to hit
Orxolon: what is the white stripe behind Alex?
dm818: G has no honor
 matthaus_c: @Orxolon that's Gene
  mtvcdm: @Orxolon I think a studio A wall
  Juliamon: Orxolon Greenscreen issue
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Boon_33: furry down!
 the_one_and_only_kim: which screen is whos?
 TruPhantomAngel: "What...I say that to all of my prey! I just like the sound of it..."
 Dog_of_Myth: hahah
ThePixelSavage: @Orxolon irrefutable proof that ghosts exist
 Applecrisp: You ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?
JadedCynic: !players
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Knife one.
 BrowneePoints: Also i'm an idiot. Bwonsamedi is Baron Saturday not Sunday*
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 SquareDotCube: "I saw this knife in the air, and then it STABBED me"
TotallyNotaBeholder: I noticed the other day that when a knife gets closer to you it seems to get bigger, then it hit me
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: why was this game's soundtrack such a banger?
Orxolon: @Orxolon damn ghosts,messing with my OVD
lochnessseammonster: this is making me want to rewatch from rewatch with love 
Orxolon: *OCD
saucemaster5000: This game really did have a great soundtrack
 TruPhantomAngel: Says man who was stabbed
JadedCynic: @lochnessseammonster mmmmmm, I know what I'm starting tomorrow...
 DigitalSeahorse: 
voren_chalco: Well, you already did axes...
Boon_33: CaveQuest 2023
 DigitalSeahorse: nope
ANeMzero: I think the Xbox version having proper twinstick support might also be an improvement.
JadedCynic: just rubber knives, right Wheeler?
Nukified: this sounds like a dangerous work environment
 brainbosh: Do they make paintball knives
 Akaiatana: Highlander salary rules, you get the paycheque of whomever you kill
 LurkerSpine: center of mass instead of head shots
 Kueller: I am sure they all have plenty of blood to lose
 SnackPak_: bandoleer of 10
 TruPhantomAngel: Why wont you just get knifed!
ThePixelSavage: its 11 because there was a buy 10 get one free special ...
 Bugberry: muda muda
 Beleqwaya: I have a large bucket of sport throwing axes designed for SCA combat. I could make this a reality.
 TehAmelie: or a 5 minute limit
 DigitalSeahorse: conversely just normal spelunking would be a cool stream if you could get the tech to work in there
 Dog_of_Myth: Human body can only hold 11 knives.....
 SymphonicLolita: that FMA drawing with the 5-sword technique and one of them is in the butt
 grgriffin3: One knife clenched firmly between your buttcheeks
tendrilsoftragedy: The 11th isn't in the teeth. You need your mouth to make witty quips following the kill
 matthaus_c: there's probably a way to safely throw knives at your friends
 BrowneePoints: yea so looks like the entire Soundtrack sans the two elevator songs were Graeme Norgate and Grant Kirkhope
 HorusFive: Has it been covered?  How big of a monitor are the gents playing on here?  I recall trying to play multiplayer on a screen that was WAY too small
 BrowneePoints: they did a hell of a job with the music
 Dog_of_Myth: @matthaus_c That was called Lawn Darts.
Boon_33: M.A.D.
 FacelessManAboutTown: It's so hard playing video games for the first time Nelly
 LinearGif: Graham that's only for the best of friends
JadedCynic: @tendrilsoftragedy well, if you've made a kill, you've thrown at least one knife, ergo you are free to remove the knife between your teeth
zeathean: is odd job allowed?
JadedCynic: #NoOddJob
Sharkfists: you can't just intersect geometry in public 
 DigitalSeahorse: only reason I don't go spelunking more is the rocks get so dang slippery
Boon_33: @zeathean allegedly this is no oddjob
  mtvcdm: An unarmed man is just a snake. And in the sky business, you know what we do to snakes.
  mtvcdm: *spy
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: the knives bounce off of people
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: which has some concerning implicaitons
 kilnfiendpotter: He ran into my knife! He ran into my knife ten times!
ghyllnox: Work was knife
 LinearGif: @mtvcdm I've had it with these snakes on this plane
 BigDaddyBland87: You just need a knife holder like Danny Trejo's character in Desperado
 TemporallyAwry: !findquote knife
  LRRbot: Quote #3875: "Why don't we have a murder knife?" —Beej [2017-01-16]
 FacelessManAboutTown: I don't go spelunking because there's too many knives and rockets
zeathean: Nice, you guys should give perfect dark multiplayer a try
tendrilsoftragedy: Might get chucked in a volcano tomorrow
boonf: knife to meet you!
  RayFK: Cool Rian Johnson movie you're playing. After all it's Knives Out
 DiscordianTokkan: "Did you have a nice time at work, honey?" "No a knife day"
 DelphineSynastria: assert dominance by clipping through your opponents.
JadedCynic: it's just you were doing geometry homework
 BrowneePoints: Well, he IS the Loa of the Dead
 DigitalSeahorse: half a knife day
  amative1: Knife to meet you
  mtvcdm: !addquote (Graham) [now] I put my geometry inside another man and he died.
  LRRbot: New quote #8482: "I put my geometry inside another man and he died." —Graham [2023-03-06]
ANeMzero: Knife time!
tendrilsoftragedy: @rayfk they are only out when they miss
  RayFK: @tendrilsoftragedy That seems to happen a lot
 TehAmelie: i'm glad these are throwing knives and not stabbing knives or there'd be no end to the Stabbist references
 korvys: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  6:25 PM
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: KNIFE to meet you
 korvys: !quote Adam
  LRRbot: Quote #5141: "That's me: smokes a lot of weed, no moral values, and loves anime." —Adam [2018-07-05]
Boon_33: Graham Wins!
JadedCynic: ahhhh, yeah, the punnery is what took me back to couch-coop days ; thank you 
 chrono2x:   
 DigitalSeahorse: knife to MEAT you
 Beleqwaya: KNife in the back
  RayFK: Automatics are great
 Beleqwaya: Stack!
 Dog_of_Myth: Yes
 Diabore: prox mines!
 Applecrisp: YESSS
 SnackPak_: 
tendrilsoftragedy: Slappers only. Ahh the memories
 LinearGif: Go to dinner together before intersecting geometry
Boon_33: temple!
saucemaster5000: Timed mines is the worst
 Dog_of_Myth: Best level for them too
 DigitalSeahorse: mine yo business!
  mtvcdm: The guns are to set off the mines.
 Applecrisp: feel the Proximity Mines, let them flow through you
  RayFK: So who is going to be the first person to actually be Oddjob despite the title
ANeMzero: Remember to check with your opponents first before using proxies.
Boon_33: and slappers
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: Slapers
 ylegm: prox in the stacks and the pyramid are both the best
 korvys: Uzi (analogue)
ashteranic: ah, my favorite guns
  amative1: @RayFK ...none of them?
DAC169: when I used to play this with my friend we'd do proximity mines only and try to see who could get the Lemming award 
 TruPhantomAngel: Looks like you got...GOLDENEYED!
 DigitalSeahorse: oi bringing guns to a mine fight
Desruprot: slappers only has slappers only
  RayFK: @amative1 Someone will break
tendrilsoftragedy: Ahhh this is the level where you can juggle knives!!!!
Boon_33: note proxy mines can be shot from a safe distance
JadedCynic: @korvys legally-protected parody so we don't have to worry about trademark or licensing issues - Rare, probablly
 AllTheWeasels: uhhh
Argumentable: just avoid all walls and floors and you won't have to worry about mines
 DigitalSeahorse: the pleasure is all MINE
Scarbble: now i'm remembering playing this in paintball mode and just having a blast
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Much like a real life mine, these mines do not have magical IFF.
 LinearGif: Egalitarian mines
 KevlarGiraffe: So many memories.   My friends and I played the shit out of this in highschool    I can't wait to watch the full VOD
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: realism? sure, realism.
JadedCynic: "this machine cannot tell between friend or foe, and doesn't care"
 Sethalidos: does anyone know the trick to quickly detonate the remote mines without switching to the watch?
 Beleqwaya: Yes
 DigitalSeahorse: this kinda blows, literally
 Manae: Pretty sure a thrown mine also sets off a mine
 Applecrisp: Graham found the line
tendrilsoftragedy: There's a ceiling with a gap when you can throw knives up and when they come back down you catch them. Think you can juggle between 7 and 8 knives at a time.
  TStodden: Proximity Mines - Equal Opportunity Exploder
Desruprot: woah
YeomanAres: That's how you prevent your friends from winning
Argumentable: i remember the trick being to put mines on the ammo crates
iarethel0ser: Strap in, gents.
Boon_33: that sure was a bomb graham threw upwards
 Beleqwaya: @Argumentable Only if you were a monster.
  TStodden: Suicide = -1 pts by default, but it can be modified to -2 or 0
saucemaster5000: Even I could take the Villain in "Quantum of Solace"
 TruPhantomAngel: Funny coincidence happened at work today, we found an account for a Emilio Largo, and kept saying, "Didn't Bond kill this dude?!?"
 KevlarGiraffe: Mine!
 DigitalSeahorse: oh the map with the hole in the floor
 drthvd3r: The mean one was always to mine the ammo boxes.
  mtvcdm: Wheeler how did you forget where you'd just put them
tendrilsoftragedy: Mines behind doors is also good on this map
 DigitalSeahorse: doe
 Dog_of_Myth: Or mine the body armor
 TehAmelie: i delighted in the constantly evolving meta of "trying to think of new places to put mines where the other players won't think to look"
 Akaiatana: Y'all should use Editing Mines, you're good at those.
 Beleqwaya: You need to hide your mines by shooting the walls so they blend into the bullet holes a bit.
  TStodden: Is this a points or time limit round?
 grgriffin3: To kill the proximity mine, shoot it until it dies,
 DigitalSeahorse: how to SEE them tho
Angreed66: At least there are no suicides in throwing knives
  amative1: @TStodden First to TWENTY
 Darleysam: oh this has just given me another huge retro flashback: Micro Machines V3
 DigitalSeahorse: woop
Orxolon: Do they dissapear when the mine thrower dies?
JadedCynic: @TehAmelie yeah, that was me in duke3d - always looking for red-lit areas where I could put a laser tripmine and no one would see the beam 
 Applecrisp: When faced with a problem, some people say "I know, I'll use a proximity mine!". Now they have two problems
 Beleqwaya: The thing I hated about this level was a) putting the mines on the opposite side of closed doors and b) putting them on the ceiling of the split level so they blow up thee person above
voren_chalco: @Angreed66 Not with that attitude
 NightValien28: Orxolon no they don't
 DigitalSeahorse: interesting music
 TruPhantomAngel: Question, do any of the characters have special abilities? Besides Oddjob just being..short.
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ANeMzero: the incredibly low resolution doesn't help much for spotting mines.
 Darleysam: G drawing a perfect Wheeler-shaped outline on the wall
 DigitalSeahorse: welp
  mtvcdm: Alex got too clever by half
 Dog_of_Myth: @TruPhantomAngel Nope
 TruPhantomAngel: Gotcha, thank you!
 DigitalSeahorse: seems like right against the wall is where to hide them
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: is this taking you right back to childhood, gents?
 DigitalSeahorse: I didn't get it, because it wasn't mine
  mtvcdm: The trick is to hide the mines where someone is likely to step on them.
ANeMzero: I like that Nelson is trapping himself in a room with a hole in the ceiling.
 DrLigmaPhD: Hoisted by your own... explosive ordinance
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: my friends and I always mined hte boxes of mines.
 mrjujubeans: It’s like it has a mines of its own
 SymphonicLolita: gottem
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice one Nelly
JadedCynic: I was in my late 20s when this came out, didn't play it AT ALL, and this stream is STILL giving me Happy Nostalgia Times! 
 NightValien28: nice chain
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iarethel0ser: It was in fact, not safe.
Argumentable: nelson's just trying to survive
 TruPhantomAngel: Those mines are a...real gold and honey trap! 
 damn_i_am_pretty: Nelly's House of Mines
  mtvcdm: Wheeler leads with 6
Orxolon: Nelly playing Ziggs over here
head_cannon: My favorite setting was always Pistols in the Archives. But Proxy-Mine shenanigans are always great.
 DrLigmaPhD: who's what corner?
  Sarah_Serinde: !players
  LRRbot: Today's players: Graham (top left), Alex (bottom left), Wheeler (top right), and Nelson (bottom right).
 Dog_of_Myth: I'm rooting for Nelson.
 DrLigmaPhD: Thanks Sarah
saucemaster5000: Proxy mine on caves was fun, cause my friends never figured out the layout
 Two_Hats: I just realized this is on the switch isn't it
  Sarah_Serinde: Yes it is
  amative1: @Two_Hats Yup, free with NSO Expansion Pack
 Two_Hats: That took me way to long, lol
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 SquareDotCube: pp go pew pew
 DigitalSeahorse:    many mines
tendrilsoftragedy: Oh my god Graham with the one shot one kill. We need a golden gun game
 TehAmelie: protip: the game can only handle 50 mines existing, then it starts deleting old ones
 SymphonicLolita: ask for consent before shooting someone with your pp
 TehAmelie: narrator's voice: 50 mines was a lot
DoodlestheGreat: "What's mine is mined."
Fanklok: Wow first Graham puts his geometry inside of other people then he shoots them with his PP
  mtvcdm: @TehAmelie Oh I don't think that'll be a problem
 itomeshi: Laying mines, making that hallway mine-ty fresh.
 BusTed: What a rollercoaster.
JadedCynic: @Two_Hats IIRC it's also on Xbox with Rare Replay?
tendrilsoftragedy: @tehamelie even in this version?
 TehAmelie: oh, no idea
 googoltudoris: it's not like they blow each other up or anything
tendrilsoftragedy: Imagine that could be a potential small change
gwamhurt: a MIIIne
 AllTheWeasels: I respect that reference Nelly
 googoltudoris: wait till they remember mining the ammo pickups
ANeMzero: @Two_Hats Gamepass and Digital copies of Rare Replay, the licensing shenanigans make it unavailable for physical copies for some reason.
  amative1: I highly doubt they edited the mine code before releasing this game, so 50 may still be the limit
 Alas_Babylon: What makes Graham a good Demoman?
 DrLigmaPhD: Mime Mine, a mine that releases an explosion of silent Frenchmen
 DiscordianTokkan: It's just a Normal Men. Innocent Men
 LinearGif: You fear to go into those mines. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dûm
TheAinMAP:   
JadedCynic: @Two_Hats ty
 paronomasiac042: if you go to khazad-dum, you will die. wait, wrong property
saucemaster5000: LotR would be much better and shorter if the dwarves discovered proxy mines in Khazad-dum
JadedCynic: @Alas_Babylon I think the game was implanted deeper into his muscle memory than the others 
Caffine1138: This game came out in 1997 and they managed to get reciprocating slides and charging handles working on the appropriate models. Props to the devs for that!
 googoltudoris: it's alarming to me that i still remember all these maps
 Tiber727: This has become less an arena shooter and more minesweeper.
 DrLigmaPhD: @saucemaster5000 Thats Deeprock Galactic
saucemaster5000: fair point
BriceVersa: No Oddjob. OK. What about Civilian 1? It's a short lady
JadedCynic: considering Rare hadn't done an FPS before this, yeah, double props to them!
nighthawk_986: LRR playing a game from our childhoods? Yes please!
 Beleqwaya: Wait this was Rare's first shooter?
 googoltudoris: yuuup
pimiento: @Beleqwaya yes
  amative1: yup
 Beleqwaya: Huh. Go figure.
 googoltudoris: followed by perfect dark
 BigDaddyBland87: Rare did just platformers before this
 googoltudoris: one of the best games of my childhood
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 Beleqwaya: @googoltudoris Which was a great game with one 1 in the series.
 Beleqwaya: only 1*
tendrilsoftragedy: I've just realised these walls move. And yes I see you've discovered doors
thraximore: Wheeler v Wall
  mtvcdm: Wheeler at 7, Graham on 6.
 Beleqwaya: You can change the fire mode I think.
BriceVersa: one of MINE!
 matthaus_c: you gotta account for wind resistance
 SquareDotCube: just use mines to take out other mines
 googoltudoris: perfect dark had mode changes, i don't think goldeneye did
 SoldieroFortune: !uptime
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  amative1: well at least some of G's mines are still there
 DrLigmaPhD: Mine-d your own mines, not mine.
 googoltudoris: unless there's something to do with zoom that i don't remember
 Scy_Anide: Have you tried slapping the mine?
 PharaohBender27: On a lark, I just checked Twitch to see if anyone else was playing this, and would you believe 15 other streamers are playing Goldeneye? 
 LinearGif: floating point error hitboxes, or something
  mtvcdm: The mines dodge the bullets because of the Coriolis Effect.
  amative1: G8 W8
  mtvcdm: 8/8/6/1
 BigDaddyBland87: I do believe that @PharaohBender27
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: we have always been playing proximity mines
  Sarah_Serinde: @PharaohBender27 Considering it's pretty newly on Switch and people have a lot of nostalgia for it, definitely yes
tendrilsoftragedy: I prefer being blown up by yours
  amative1: W9
 pn55: Wheeler wins for killing the most people, including himself with mines.
thraximore: I can respect the attempt
 TemporallyAwry: So this game was just ahead of it's time right?
  mtvcdm: Wheeler wins
 SquareDotCube: @PharaohBender27 Not to mention some aren't playing it for the MP, but speedrunning as well
BriceVersa: knives with -10 health is super fun
 Applecrisp: is this just emulating the n64 or running natively?
 pn55: Shotgun
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: rcp 90
 BusTed: RCP-90?
  amative1: @Applecrisp Nintendo Switch Online
 SymphonicLolita: energy sword sunday
 grgriffin3: Shotty Snipers
 PharaohBender27: @SquareDotCube Oh right, I forgot that speedrunning Goldeneye was a thing
 DrLigmaPhD: God now I'm thinking of how sad I was when my family sold my grandpa's PPK
 DigitalSeahorse: bomb the toilets
 LinearGif: Ah yes, the autshot
BriceVersa: power is RC p90, DD44, shotgun
 Applecrisp: On the switch i mean
 googoltudoris: graham what is wrong with your cartridges
 matthaus_c: Throwing Moxen
ButButTheJesus: Lazorz, for the love of God!
MWGNZ: rcp90 poggers
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: the OG bullethose
head_cannon: The RCP-90 rules.
  amative1: @googoltudoris don't worry about it
 DrLigmaPhD: Spray and pray
 SnackPak_: F
  mtvcdm: The RCP-90, when you want stuff dead
 Dog_of_Myth: 
ButButTheJesus: haha smg go brrrrrrrr
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh, they're there now
 matthaus_c: point blank shotty
 grgriffin3: Graham just placed the shotgun on Alex's temple and pulled the trigger
Boon_33: it seems like a tecture bug with no shells on the autoShotty
 ShaneLeeAtk: Applied directly to the forehead
KeytarCat: There are shells now?
 chrono2x: This was always my favorite level
  amative1: armor ftw
 TehAmelie: did you Scanners Alex, Graham?
Boon_33: now there are shells on the autoShotty
 googoltudoris: this game and stargate growing up and i still want my own p90
gwamhurt: i heard there were some issues with this port?
 Applecrisp: If you don't have cartridges in YOUR gun, you are not alone. More than 5 million people each year experience Cartridge Absence Disorder
 PharaohBender27: @DrLigmaPhD Was that a war trophy of your grandfather's? (As it was a common 1930s German police weapon)
BriceVersa: The baron took about 5 magnum shots to the torso
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 chrono2x: I spent so long playing this and perfect dark
gwamhurt: @googoltudoris i wanst allowed videogames til i was a lil older, so it was nightfire and stargate for me
 paronomasiac042: how do i shot gun?
 grgriffin3: The automatic shotgun shoots gun automatically
ButButTheJesus: K i gotta go, hope y'all enjoy some LAZORZ 
Sharkfists: every gun is a shot gun after you fire it 
 PharaohBender27: @Sharkfists  indeed
 TehAmelie: we're reinventing lead paints, just spraying it all over the walls
 NightValien28: wasn't there a way to dual wield guns?
Fanklok: CTS idea: Star Wars Battlefront II (the good one) on an open server for chat to join in
Orxolon: dominating XD
 Diabore: graham taking the boys to school
KeytarCat: G has had one hp for how long now?
squ3e: graham out here killstreaking
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Orxolon: @NightValien28 not in multiplayer apparently
 grgriffin3: You may have grazed him, but you fight like a cow, so there.
 TruPhantomAngel: Goldeneye...you found his weakness!
 saucemaster5000: what medical procedures? There's not enough left for taxidermy
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: power weapons is the best
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahahah
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 LinearGif: Mom come pick me up
 Grevas13: @Fanklok my brother and i still play galactic conquest regularly. damn good game
 DrLigmaPhD: @DrLigmaPhD No, almost certainly not. My grandfather wasn't in the war, he probably got it secondhand. He did have a german rifle from the war that my great-grandfather took though. Not in working condition but still interesting
 Two_Hats: Imagine if hearing loss from firing without ear protection was implemented into the game.
 Akaiatana: Graham's the one in the fur suit
 googoltudoris: this is the chaos i remember
iarethel0ser: I have to imagine the floor is just an inch and a half of brass right now.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Boy when 2 RPC90s start going the audio bitrate really can't keep up
TotallyNotaBeholder: @iarethel0ser a real slipping hazard
 googoltudoris: also, vindication at not being able to aim for shit as a kid
 niccus: just like in real life
gwamhurt: hallways are so tight in this game
ANeMzero: I love that the shell holster on the shotgun does actually reflect how much spare ammo you've got.
 LinearGif: Wow, I've just been buying  new door every time I need it to be closed
iloveolivepizza: I played this game with an unplugged controller more than I played it for real
zeathean: yes
 googoltudoris: yeah
 Akaiatana: @Nelson to reload, shoot outside the level
 googoltudoris: it's just "generic pistol ammo"
 DrLigmaPhD: @PharaohBender27 To be clear my great grandfather was fighting for the US
 PharaohBender27: @DrLigmaPhD Oh right, I sometimes forget that for some folks World War II was their great-grandparents' war 
 TehAmelie: remember how when you get the P90 in like the second last level it immediately makes every other weapon obsolete? it's so ridiculous
 Grevas13: Gears of War taught me ammo is all universal
 SquareDotCube: The silenced sniper rifle and the magnum also share ammo
 PharaohBender27: @DrLigmaPhD I figured as much, given the "taken" as opposed to "issued"
  amative1: It was the N64. Give the devs some slack on the realism 
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/NeighborlyBrainyFinchBrainSlug-gcjZAf7aUIYLOK63
squ3e: hey man, bullet is bullet
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DiscordianTokkan: *chortles*
voren_chalco: Causing Alex physical pain
 PharaohBender27: WHEELER NO
 FarleyF: i think we just watched a man die
 Lyropithic: Some real anti-Alex violence going on tonight
DaxStrife: All guns use bullets, so bullets can go in all guns. That's what Mass Effect taught me.
 googoltudoris: put the 300blk into the 5.56, it'll be great!
 SymphonicLolita: "it goes in the square hole!"
 Wicker_Guide: I put the magazine into the revolver, look straight down the barrel and walk backward into hell
Fanklok: You put your flares in your shotgun
 LinearGif: If I wait long enough, bullet will regenerate inside the gun
 Applecrisp: there was a movie where a guy made a gun that could use any bullet
 DigitalSeahorse: D:
 Akaiatana: Clip it!
 googoltudoris: put the 20ga into the 12ga, it'll go great!
aerohydra: thats a crapshot
dm818: @DaxStrife In mass effect you aren't reloading the gun you are changing the heat sink
  amative1: Alex told me to stock up on clips of rocket ammo
  mtvcdm: I once got shot 80 times with a Klobb. Then I picked up a razor and started shaving myself properly.
TacitusVigil: @Akaiatana It's a magazine.
 DigitalSeahorse: !findquote Alex Clipazine
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 Wicker_Guide: extra power.... once
  amative1: !findquote clipozine
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 Akaiatana: @Akaiatana No, it's a twitch stream
 PharaohBender27: @DrLigmaPhD That figuring is also why I phrased my initial question as "war trophy"
 DiscordianTokkan: So much Power! At the tip of your fingers! well, what's left of them
nighthawk_986: Just like how you eat lava… once
 Grevas13: according to Borderlands, stay close to your soldier friend and ammo appears in your gun
 SquareDotCube: Mauser
ralphthellama: SKS
zeathean: the garand?
voslan: Carcano
superdude097: M1
 Driosenth: M1
 Viewers_Like_You: Bullets are like SD cards, it's just adapters all the way down
voslan: Which M1!
voslan: several don't have clips
 Lord_Hosk: The M1 Helmet
 grgriffin3: The M1 Garand is probably the best-known clip-using gun, at least in the US
pimiento: the M83
 LinearGif: I'd like to cancel my subscription to Bullets Magazine
thraximore: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Hah!
 Akaiatana: The Dirty Do-Zen
 DigitalSeahorse: ahhahahhahahhah
 azureHaights: yamete kudastop
 Driosenth: Nam a stay-off-my-lawn
Orxolon: the wallbang!
KeytarCat: Nelly with the wallbang!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh yeah, i forgot the magnum can shoot through doors
 paronomasiac042: time to leave already? nah, i'mm'a stay
ThePixelSavage: @LinearGif thank you for subscribing to bullet facts
 DigitalSeahorse: Namasay knock you out really got me
 SquareDotCube: the bloodbathroom
 niccus: i wish goldeneye had a single muzzle-loading gun
 Grevas13: "Thank you for subscribing to Bullet Facts.  Today's fact: an oven makes a good bullet storage area."
 grgriffin3: Ahh yes, the .45 Kleenex
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 DrLigmaPhD: @PharaohBender27 True enough, just worth being clear. Interesting fact: The gun does have hash marks in it totaling 14. We like to assume that was Nazis killed
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 DigitalSeahorse: 
 SymphonicLolita: perfect execution
 HorusFive: narrator [he did not get him]
 TruPhantomAngel: Never didnt have it, clearly.
thraximore: the hardest enemy is the control scheme
 grgriffin3: Dammit Wheeler
 grgriffin3: DAMMIT WHEELER
 SymphonicLolita: 
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaah
 Applecrisp: Ah my magnum, it was by my side, all along
 brainbosh: "Am I not Cougary enough for the Cougar Club?"
 saucemaster5000: New life goals
 googoltudoris: addquote that please
 FarleyF: https://clips.twitch.tv/AverageSpotlessVanillaDeIlluminati-gkyIgKuKlCyV6uK3
voslan: Don't every, every one will find it amazingly funny
 DrLigmaPhD: You get on a list
Camail: these tiktok challenges are getting more bold
dm818: And now wheeler is on the no fly list
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehehheheh
 grgriffin3: Stealing an AIr Marshal's Gun (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL)
 zed_alpha: Welcome to LoadingReadyRun, where Wheeler and all 846 of his accomplices will sit down and discuss proper conduct on United Airlines...
epsilon_vee: a very exclusive club where they give you a nice orange jumpsuit
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 hesterbyrde: And there's the good Alex laugh
 DigitalSeahorse: ohno
 bubba0077: alex.exe has encoutnered a fatal error
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehe
 SymphonicLolita: I don't know why that got me so hard omg
thraximore: @hesterbyrde it's my favorite 
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: sup highlight reel
 DigitalSeahorse: breathe Alex
 Dog_of_Myth: I'm dying here
  mtvcdm: One Weird Airport Security Trick [IT'S GENIUS]
 grgriffin3: He still slapped the cuffs on me, but it felt...Right, you know?
 Welbog: You're killing him
 DigitalSeahorse: oh dear
 zed_alpha: Quick, kill alex repeatedly while you're killing him
 DrLigmaPhD: Hijack the plane or hijack his heart
 FarleyF: waves to Cori/Kathleen as she edits this for the highlight reel
 saucemaster5000: Wheeler just got "Kill Count 10"
 definenull: we've entered dolphin squeaking mode
 StarWarsTHX1138: How to kill Alex in 3 easy steps
ANeMzero: making your friends laugh so hard you can farm them for kills is a legitimate Goldeneye strat.
 TehAmelie: James Bond could never kill with laughter
 Dog_of_Myth: Legit crying laughing right now
 TemporallyAwry: https://clips.twitch.tv/HappyRoundMinkGivePLZ-b4_nCfd_efXkzWbt
 Viewers_Like_You: And then the air marshal says, "Why the long face?"
 LinearGif: Wheeler please, I can't hold my breath this long
 matthaus_c: @DrLigmaPhD either way, you're hijacking something off
 hesterbyrde: @hesterbyrde I don't know which is my favorite laugh... Alex's or Adam's. They have amazing signature laughs
redrags7: Oh Mr. Martial you are packing some heat there
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Help me Air Marshall, I'm stuck!
 grgriffin3: It's always fun to see a moment you know is going to be a centerpiece of the next stream highlight video
 SquareDotCube: "You want to experience the climax of Air Force One?"
TokenMickus: Reaches over and grabs it [clown honk]
 zed_alpha: If you're late to joining the stream, tonight we're listening to Ben Wheeler ghostwrite Chuck Tingle's next book...
 shurtal: the technical term is "GLOMP"
TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/ConcernedFilthyFinchLitty-Mf3wwXQUHvZLMKvJ
ThePixelSavage: @hesterbyrde claerly Camerons laught is best laugh, fite me.
 matthaus_c: get this man some water
 saucemaster5000: @DrLigmaPhD And at least a second lift-off
  mtvcdm: Grenade launchers next?
 DigitalSeahorse: thanks for not dying of laughter
 DrLigmaPhD: We'll wait til you're back
MrMatternot: Nicely played
 JonnyGlitched: tackle 2
 Grevas13: I'm not imagining someone cranking on the emergency exit door trying to get stuck in it mid-flight
 DiscordianTokkan: https://clips.twitch.tv/EnthusiasticAwkwardGarbageTakeNRG-HBZmHZeqy5UqSA43
 HorusFive: https://clips.twitch.tv/ObservantSmoothKangarooRiPepperonis-o3HKOPTco3JoZZsn
pimiento: you really can't spell 'slaughter' without 'laughter'
 hesterbyrde: @hesterbyrde I think I haven't heard Cameron really laugh... now that I think of it. But I'm backlogging through Talking Simulator so I'm sure I will and then will agree with you
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 FarleyF: The views expressed by Benjamin "Glomp the Air Marshal" Wheeler are not those of Bionic Trousers Media or Loading Ready Run no matter how hilarious it is
 TehAmelie: see Prayer Warriors for unfiltered Cam laughs
 FarleyF: @hesterbyrde He has laughed heartily in LRL - i cant remember which one exactly
 Gascitygaming: TIL the AC -10 award is for collecting the most armour
 DrLigmaPhD: @FarleyF uwu mistew aiwmawsawl can i has gun pweese?
ThePixelSavage: @hesterbyrde there are a few PPR ones and a few Long game ones. it is without a joke one of my favourite laughs especially cause it is so rare 
 DrLigmaPhD: I have never regretted hitting enter on something so much in my life
 DigitalSeahorse: part of my snack snuck too close to my air tube and I still feel like it's sitting there even though it's probably not
 grgriffin3: Snail in my ear-telling me to reach for the air marshal's gun
 PharaohBender27: @hesterbyrde More like several LRLs 
 Gascitygaming: Gotta check out some Watch and Play if you want some good Alex laughs
thraximore: @DrLigmaPhD 
 DigitalSeahorse: gargling and coughing seem to do nothing, dangit throat
 saucemaster5000: @DigitalSeahorse I hate that feeling
 zed_alpha: @Gascitygaming the man has an amazingly joyful cackle.
 DigitalSeahorse: indeed
 LinearGif: @DigitalSeahorse Yeah, the body tends to freak out that way, sorry for that
 zed_alpha: Better than my laugh, I sound like a bunch of hyenas arguing with a dolphin. I'm almost 33 years old and I can rupture glass with my laugh.
 DigitalSeahorse: that was a pretty good laugh tho
 SnackPak_: 
  amative1: @LoadingReadyRun you should have DK mode unlocked
Rebbers: Dang I missed this music
 shurtal: Laser Floyd at Planetarium BAYBEE
  mtvcdm: Lasers and also Klobb
 hesterbyrde: @zed_alpha I am also a member of the Tasing A Hyena Laugh club.
 SymphonicLolita: it's klobberin time
 Nuurgle: when it's Laser Time, put on your 3D shades
 LinearGif: Doctor Klobb
 Viewers_Like_You: Not the Klobb, the Klobb!
 definenull: *alien voice* the klobb....
 Grevas13: the great thing about remakes and rereleases these days is I can finally play games I was too poor to enjoy the first time
 DigitalSeahorse: the Klobb
 grgriffin3: It is, in fact, Klobbering time
 JonnyGlitched: It sucks in Enter The Gungeon
 matthaus_c: toy story alien voice The Kloooobb
 zed_alpha: Are you gonna have to find a way to beat beaver bother?
 niccus: there's funky mode?!
 azureHaights: Somewhere, Ken Lobb is a little bit sad 
 mwlsn: @tehamelie my main memory of Cameron and Prayer Warriors is “well, there’s a bat shooting lasers, we know that much,” like he was going to develop a rational physical model of the game’s universe
Sharkfists: dbig khead
 shurtal: DK, Kankey Dang
 saucemaster5000: which one had the spurty coconut gun?
 Nuurgle: Dan Kekong
 TehAmelie: Golden Gun with Snipers and then you cheat the system by using the klobb, that's about the only use for it iirc
 DrLigmaPhD: Donkey Kong with a gun is just Smash
 DigitalSeahorse:    go Klobbing
  mtvcdm: It's one of the worst guns in videogame history.
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 DelphineSynastria: oh I love laser dot wav
mozdoc: The only gun that can shoot a bullet sideways.
 grgriffin3: Which is a shame, because the Skorpion is a pretty cool gun IRL
oneupthextraman: the laser has unlimited amo, so always be firing
  RayFK: The only time the Klobb is good is with one hit kills on when it becomes AMAZING
 matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 if you want spurty nuts you're gonna need to check in with the air marshal
 shurtal: the world is healing
 paronomasiac042: my favorite part of klob is when klob says 'it's klobbing time' and klobs all over the place
thraximore: 
 DigitalSeahorse: seems about right
 pn55: Where are the light sabers?
 JonnyGlitched: Infinite Ammo OP
 saucemaster5000: @saucemaster5000 I tried, not coconutty enough
redrags7: wow those blasters make me feel like I'm watching actual footage of storm troopers
 grgriffin3: Rad
 definenull: whoahh
 SnackPak_: 
 DigitalSeahorse: wooo neat
 DiscordianTokkan: Niiice
 LinearGif: I have that dream all the time, and then I have to go to bed
Argumentable: there's no reason to not be shooting
BrindleBoar: Alex out here incepting himself
 TehAmelie: i have to try that
 shurtal: never stop firin' ya lazars
 JonnyGlitched: good accuracy too
Arakasi01: When I was a kid I discovered you could blink rapidly to wake up from nightmares
 DigitalSeahorse: dreams just from having played this game?
thraximore: DMZ: Dream-Militarized Zone
 brainbosh: Can you even JUMP yet
 grgriffin3: Games! Am I right, gamers?
 DigitalSeahorse: gamers in this economy?
 matthaus_c: only just now hit me how much G's character looks like a wall texture
 JonnyGlitched: Gravity is purely notional
 Acroamatis: 100 Bits to fuel the nostalgia train!
 DrLigmaPhD: Laser guns in space because loose particles in 0 G in the vaccum of space aren't safe, but bolts of superheated light/gas are fine
Argumentable: i forget, does baron's  hat count as a headshot in this game
 Two_Hats: There was peaceful until Alex invaded with the Dream nation
 Crashzxs: cant die to fall damage if you cant fall
 eric_christian_berg: I misplace my pants a lot.
 DeM0nFiRe: I have that but with socks sometimes
thraximore: huh.
 LinearGif: Do I even have feet in dreams?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 JonnyGlitched: I rarely have a body in my dreams
 emberBecky: oh yeah I used to have that one a lot
 DigitalSeahorse: 
ghyllnox: I don't usually pay attention to whether I have shoes
 TehAmelie: i often lose my footing and have to run on my hands?
 saucemaster5000: Freud says that means you want to have sex with your mom's shoes
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Lyropithic: A handy superpower, to be fair
 definenull: you dorothy-ed yourself
 Two_Hats: Well that's what I for trying to do 3 things at once
 laundreydhull: SHAZAM!
 grgriffin3: Percussive maintenance in a dream
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: the most niche superpower ever
 DigitalSeahorse: neat
 matthaus_c: dream powers are a wild thing
 Akaiatana: Alex: it's because you play a lot of MTG. You have No-soles
 DrLigmaPhD: Alex you dreamt a Nike commercial
 azureHaights: You just gotta rattle the video card and your shoes will render in
 gravity_pike: man, never take your shoes off in a dream, they fucking evaoprate
 matthaus_c: ever since 6th edition, damage doesn't work on the stack anymore
voren_chalco: I always hated Stack because I would invariably get lost in the basement
 Gascitygaming: That Grate is better than good, but i'm not sure how to describe it.....
thraximore: there's gotta be a cheat
 DigitalSeahorse: does Alex fear losing his soul? SOLE reasons?
thraximore: oh
  amative1: it should be code OR beat the game
 eshplode: Too bad there's no Gameshark for this
aClonedPickle: so when's the goldeneye 64 play it forward to unlock everything :v
 SkylerRingtail: "Just give it to me." What the Air Marshal says after you take his gun.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Goldeneye 64 Battle Pass to unlock levels on a seasonal rotation
 JonnyGlitched: Are the laser projectiles wider too?
 matthaus_c: if the Air Marshal wants to take it silently I won't complain
voren_chalco: Bond Rave!
 TehAmelie: tonight i dreamed i lost my wallet, and then i kept having other dreams where my wallet was still gone. it took a real effort to figure out it wasn't gone when i woke up
 DigitalSeahorse: I dream more that I'm on my knees and I can't stand up
 gsyhiap: Accuracy: 0.1%
 CururuGuasu: Much pew pew
 FarleyF: Air Marshall - Target Kids - Jacobs Marqui de Sade - Adam and the Watermelon. All great moments in LRR/Desert bus history
ghyllnox: I have lots of social dysphoria dreams but I don't remember I'm trans so it's very confusing, then I wake up and everything makes a lot more sense
Orxolon: i'm loving lasers actually,should do a rocket or mine one in a very small map XD
 azureHaights: @GhostofJeffGoldblum Oddjob (or actually Nicknack?) as a special event boss a la Fortnite Thanos
 DrLigmaPhD: I hope LRR is ready for hundreds of submissions of Air Marshal/Terrorist erotica
 Two_Hats: Do the laser beams have drop off? Do they need those scopes?
KeytarCat: Sometimes Nintendo includes special save states on the emulated titles, so it's not like they couldn't save you the trouble
 saucemaster5000: The only thing an air marshal said to me on a flight was "I had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this monday to friday plane"
 saucemaster5000: weird dude
 grgriffin3: Accuracy Rating: None
Despoiler98: stormtrooper level Accuracy
flustered_blue: Pew pew pew pew
 SymphonicLolita: accuracy rating: girl get help
 TehAmelie: who needs accuracy when you have infinite lasers
 Dog_of_Myth: @Two_Hats Rule of cool
 Two_Hats: Fair
 DigitalSeahorse: Yeah baby yeah
 margieargie: I think that's called "repression"
 Dog_of_Myth: Garf Kart
 BrowneePoints: Okay real talk, aside from a one or two blue jokes(like the SHe's a man man thing) Austin Powers 1 holds up REMARKABLY well
 matthaus_c: garf-bage
 eshplode: Garfbage Kart?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Garf-bage? is that anything?
thraximore: 
gwamhurt: Y'all should play GarfKart2
  amative1: "missed out"
 grgriffin3: Graham had some Forget-Me Juice and was saved from Garf Cart
 DigitalSeahorse:  cart
 Akaiatana: It was only bad because you played it on a Monday
 matthaus_c: goth garf rules
 saucemaster5000: Garth Kart, the Wayne's world game
 DarknessKingCoH: The Stack is just the upper level, The Library is both upstairs and basement.
TetraRay: multiples ?
 matthaus_c: Goth Garf should be in Garfkart
 Gekyouryuu: what we need is a crossover game: Austin Powers vs. Evil Dead: the Groovy Groove Off
thraximore: 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 PharaohBender27: "I hate these people, and would love to see them play more Garfkart"
 niccus: in the tenth garf kart they'll go to space
KeytarCat: G with a solid snipe
 shurtal: Revenge on ovens
 Driosenth: In Garfcart 10 they go to space
 grgriffin3: I knew that kitten was up to no good
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Alas_Babylon: Deepest of lores
  mtvcdm: I'm looking right now at various lists of the worst weapons in videogame history, and there's A LOT of variety in the lists, but the three most common attendees in the lists are the water pistol from Metal Gear Solid V, the Giant's Knife from Ocarina of Time... and the Klobb.
  Juliamon: Garf Cart 5: Lyman Rising
 Dog_of_Myth: 
gwamhurt: Garf Kart 3: Downforce is the Main Course
 TehAmelie: it's a very cheaply made Mario Kart clone, as i recall. just running on the Garf name
 fastlane250: Everything?
 saucemaster5000: Nermal rerouted the body to Abu Dhabi
 Gekyouryuu: "Can I sign up for your improv class?" "Yes, and?"
 BrowneePoints: but yea, I rewatched Austin Powers 1-3 at the start of the Pandemic, and honestly it's surprising how well 1, and MOST of 2 has held up @LoadingReadyRun 3 is uh...no
TotallyNotaBeholder: Garg Kart 8: Nermal goes to Space
KeytarCat: Step 1: Learn everything
 Applecrisp: Garfield is BACK in: A View To A Lasagna
 grgriffin3: Garf Cart X: The Lasagna Lament
 BrowneePoints: there's a couple blue jokes
 BrowneePoints: but the FIRST one holds up
hackingducks: graham's got a klobb, it's klobbering time.... oh
 Lyropithic: Which one has Will Ferrell in brownface?
 zed_alpha: The first two
Orxolon: i love'em
 damn_i_am_pretty: the third Austin Powers ruined James Bond forever
 Grevas13: ah, the Scary Movie effect
 Gascitygaming: Garfield will return in Casino Royale with Cheese
 niccus: congratulations and i'm sorry
 Gekyouryuu: the 007 movie makers have said that Austin Powers ruined James Bond for them, because now they "can't be camp" or whatever
ANeMzero: I like how Austin Powers 3 predicted James Bond
zeathean: The scene with Nathan Lane is hilarious
  RayFK: Benjamin finds them kind of funny, finds them kind of sad
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Nelly.
 matthaus_c: drink the air marshal's milk
 BrowneePoints: Mustafa(the Brownface joke) and the She's a Man Man bits have aged HORRIBLY
 Viewers_Like_You: From Austin with Shag podcast when?
 Dog_of_Myth: Nelson!
 saucemaster5000: Goldmember might be the first movie I walked out of
 azureHaights: Thoughts on the Bond/Powers ERB?
 DrLigmaPhD: Succ the Tiddy?
Orxolon: Alotta Fagina
hackingducks: "james bond can't be camp after austin powers" *releases Spectre*
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
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 Mr_Bitterness: Wouldn't it be watching Evil Dead if you say "Groovy" a lot?
 LinearGif: Excuse me
 PharaohBender27: @BrowneePoints Ooof I can just by that post
 BrowneePoints: The Joke about getting the Tram stuck sideways in a hallway STILL gets me to cry laugh
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: "this is my son, Horny"
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 grgriffin3: Alex, you're on fire
Alex_Frostfire: I heard it says gullible on the ceiling.
 Gascitygaming: Alex did you know the word Gullible isn't in the dictionary?
 Gekyouryuu: @BrowneePoints you should look up that scene in the novelization
 damn_i_am_pretty: kids named Austin, tho
 Alas_Babylon: Isn't there a band named Alexisonfire?
JadedCynic: @Mr_Bitterness different 'groovy' and yes, it's all in the intonation
 BjjBrain: Alex,  that's because you weld!
 DigitalSeahorse: aww no chop the glass
 djalternative: Stop, Drop, and Roll, Alex
Orxolon: my fav jokes are the henchmen's death's repercussions
 Two_Hats: His jokes definitely on fire
 saucemaster5000: Gamers don't look up
  amative1: But it's ACTUALLY written on the floor
thraximore: someone at my school actually wrote that on the ceiling
 Mr_Bitterness: @Mr_Bitterness Grovy
 DiscordianTokkan: I heard that the dictionary spells gullible with 3 Ls
 DrLigmaPhD: Given some of your projects, Alex, the risk of being on fire is more than the average person
Rebbers: Where's on third
 Dog_of_Myth: Next to Ceiling Egg
samwonk: If there was any workplace where someone would write gullible on the ceiling, you're in it.
 LinearGif: No, that's the phrase they wrote, you have to find it
 CururuGuasu: The four Bond paradox you movies: Austin Powers 1, 2, 3, and Die a
 matthaus_c: gullible all around
 eric_christian_berg: You can't help yourself from clobbing!
 CururuGuasu: another Day
thraximore: I had no idea it was there because I refused to look up
 zed_alpha: "Fun" fact, I first asked my parents what sex was because we watched Austin Powers on a rented VHS tape when I was six years old.
JadedCynic: the first was a straight thematic copy of In Like Flint with James Coburn
 Gekyouryuu: "walk up to the club like "what up? I got a big glock."."
 azureHaights: Walk up in the Klobb like 'what up, i got a small clip'
 zed_alpha: I don't think my now-ex-stepdad has ever forgiven me lol
 DigitalSeahorse: it actually says: Gull a ball
  mtvcdm: Someone will probably put 'GULLIBLE ON THE CEILING' on the lightbox tonight before they leave the office.
MeadyOchre: Any word on if we get a Perfect Dark stream sometime? Would love to see LRR peeps scream about being shot through walls by the Farsight
 Applecrisp: love the scooby doo shaded ""hidden"" door
 azureHaights: (i don't care if it's a magazine, clip scans better and also Klobb doesn't deserve proper nomenclature)
yoshi021350: https://www.twitch.tv/bigholes
 matthaus_c: is that a known pipeline
 niccus: i want to get a dictionary that intentionally does not have an entry for "gullible"
HoneyJack07: I can’t remember, are those grates on the ground able to open ?
 BrowneePoints: that sounds like virtual insanity
 BrowneePoints: DAMNIT NELLY
 SymphonicLolita: I feel that way about the original Pink Panther movies...the jokes are still so good but oof ouch the racism
 DarknessKingCoH: The Stack is just the upper level, The Library is both upstairs and basement.
 DigitalSeahorse: this is like ScreenCheat but where nobody is invisible!
Orxolon: the space cobwoy?
 zed_alpha: The man, the myth, the legend, themiroquai
ThePixelSavage: is this whole stream just G styling on 3 friends in one of his favourite games ?
 matthaus_c: don't you hate it when you accidentally grab the member of Jamiroquai
 DrLigmaPhD: Song unironically slaps IMO
JadedCynic: Jay Kay
Buxx345: the man formerly and currently known as Jamiroquai
 Applecrisp: Teams!
 Lord_Hosk: 3 V 1 graham doesn't win
 shurtal: @matthaus_c HA
 Akaiatana: Graham as Archenemy
SnowBuddy18: @matthaus_c no, I enjoy it
 Mr_Bitterness: That's License to Kill, any hit kills
 grgriffin3: TIme to learn!
  RayFK: License to kill is 1 hit kills
 SquareDotCube: now you just remind me of the W&P where Alex played that game based on the Virtual Insanity music vid
 Lyinginbedmon: The Golden Gun is a single-chamber gun that instakill
  Sarah_Serinde: I almost remember flag tag
  RayFK: Golden Gun is 1 person has a Golden Gun
 DrLigmaPhD: Golden Showers?
 niccus: red bull presents flag tag
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head_cannon: "License to Kill" is a fun variant. 1-hit-kills changes the dynamics a lot.
 pn55: Yup
 Serivus: I thought Man with the golden gun is only counts if Golden Gun kills
 saucemaster5000: Flag Tag is another thing to try with an air marshal
Boon_33: flag tag is (kill the carrier)
 doubledbear: Capture the flag on the plane in Tomorrow never Dies on N64 was my fav
mhbmk2: iirc flag tag was one person has a flag and everyone is against them
  mtvcdm: Kills made with the golden gun stay with the gun. The one who holds it gets these points.
 matthaus_c: da ba dee da ba die
 eshplode: Token.
 Gascitygaming: 10 minutes most time with flag wins i think
 Blakemcm: oddball
 grgriffin3: It's Oddball from Halo, it looks like
 azureHaights: You have to kill fast, but gun too flag.
 MAPBoardgames: Kill the man with the skull?
pimiento: when flagged you can only token damage, no given
 Applecrisp: The flag comes with complementary Existential Dread
 matthaus_c: can't believe Goldeneye ripped off Fall Guys
 Dumori: Man with the golden gun is Juggnaut ruels one guy has the 1 hit kill gun but only kills with the one hit kill gun count
 LinearGif: flag tag is flag... tag
JadedCynic: yeah, your score is based on how long you keep the flag
Sharkfists: "capture the flag" is my favourite bond movie
ThePixelSavage: the best part was when he said "its flagging time" and flagged all over the place
 PharaohBender27: @matthaus_c 
 DrLigmaPhD: Flag made of sheet steel
 doubledbear: I always thought the AK47 looked like a black pencil crayon
thraximore: wheeler how did you live that long
 SquareDotCube: look, they're cleary surrendering
 DigitalSeahorse: run away!
 Akaiatana: "Oh no, I succeeded!
 BigDaddyBland87: I do love that the flag person just has a massive flag
 Applecrisp: You don't know flagging
 paronomasiac042: wouldn't you like to know, flag boy
 doubledbear: So i always called it the pencil gun
 azureHaights: @doubledbear I was more team duracell
 SquareDotCube: The Gerber baby?
 DrLigmaPhD: Virgin drummer boy vs Chad flag boy
  mtvcdm: So, Golden Gun mode is, every time someone kills with the golden gun, the stakes become more and more about getting control of the golden gun.
 doubledbear: @doubledbear Yeah i can see it
 DigitalSeahorse: Baby Face is wrong movie
 mrjujubeans: K Dido
gwamhurt: whats the fov on these miniscreens anyway?
gwamhurt: like 45?
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 comrade_cards: The Nelly snipe!
 TehAmelie: it should be
KeytarCat: Doesn't know where he is, gets nade kill
thraximore: where is [token]?
 LinearGif: Create one Flag Artifact token
 DigitalSeahorse: Dick Tracy I think had a Baby Face
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: "I can't jump with the flag. I couldn't before, but I still can't."
 grgriffin3: The benefit from killing other people in this game mode is the satisfaction of killing another person, and that's all the benefit you really need
 DrLigmaPhD: Gonna dope his rope
 SquareDotCube: "Mr. Bond, for reasons unknown SPECTRE plans to resurrect George Nelson and we need you find out why and stop them."
 BusTed: no handjob, slappers only?
 grgriffin3: Toh Ken
 Gekyouryuu: it's secretly Jackbox week. No Job Job
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: I am Flag and so can you!
 korvys: https://imgur.com/5b5TTFe
 Viewers_Like_You: The results are in, and you... are NOT the flag!
 Lyinginbedmon: I feel like 2 hours into the stream is a great time to ask if the chroma key is meant to be off a bit behind Alex
 matthaus_c: @BusTed 
 korvys: https://imgur.com/5b5TTFe.gif
 DrLigmaPhD: No handjob? This blows!
Sharkfists: token flag guy
 NotCainNorAbel: valid game play
mhbmk2: if you can't see them, they can't see you!
 DigitalSeahorse:  Flag isn't impressed
 DrLigmaPhD: She slob on my klob
 Applecrisp: picking up the flag also coats you in a thin layer of grease
 MrGibberish: @korvys Fluffer!
 DigitalSeahorse: korvys lol
 brainbosh: Fuck now I want to watch Running Man again
 DrLigmaPhD: Running Man still goes pretty well IIRC
thraximore: pfft
  amative1: ALEX
 grgriffin3: The Chiba chiba is the dankest possible chiba
 grgriffin3: WHEELER
 DigitalSeahorse: where was the flag when this round started/
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: jesus, Wheeler
 ComradeMik: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
  RayFK: WHEELER
thraximore: BEN
Caffine1138: WHEELER?!!
 GhostValv: 
 ComradeMik: love it
 yalc321: WHEELER
  RayFK: WHAT THE FUCK
 iris_of_ether: Holy shit
ihlendrax: All this cheba is making me want a toasted sub from Cheba Hut. (Some of the best subs I’ve ever had, actually.)
 paronomasiac042: chiba chiba dank dank
ThePixelSavage: instantly banned in japan
thraximore: WOW
 TemporallyAwry: I forgot that happened, this timeline is so messed up.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 shurtal: cause he's ded
 BrowneePoints: HAHAHAHA Wheeler killed an already dead man
 ComradeMik: i have a follow up joke, but i'm not the streamer, so i can get banned
Silver_Drgn: how long are these rounds?
 Gekyouryuu: "suppressing fire!!!!!!"
recursioning: The Running Man is amazing. It's a great balance of peak 80s, action, and still relevant social topics
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 azureHaights: Every time I hear "serpentine" I just remember that that's the name of the typeface in the DDR logo
iarethel0ser: So I'm just looking at the screen again, and this mode looks to be "commit war crimes"?
 niccus: wow, serpentine was designed by dick jensen
 NotCainNorAbel: almost enogh to kill a player
 Viewers_Like_You: @Silver_Drgn Depends on the gun, often somewhere around 2-3cm
 DigitalSeahorse: ah yes, shooting at the surrender flag
Sharkfists: 500? that's like half of someone's health bar
 TehAmelie: enough to build a house, almost enough to kill a man
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ANeMzero: I like how they set up the shell rack on the shotgun to reflect spare ammo but the grenade launcher is just always fully loaded.
Silver_Drgn: @Viewers_Like_You fair enough, I deserve that.
 Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: !so Luminaire_P
JadedCynic: what I love is that this game has brought our streamers to the ol' "Couch Co-op Days' and the banter and humour is reflecting that 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: I see how it is robot.
Alex_Frostfire: The grenade explosion lasts so long!
 Akaiatana: Are you on me like an air marshal?
 Mollylele: hi dads
 DigitalSeahorse: wait who won?
Lysander_salamander: Hello folks
 DigitalSeahorse: hi dads
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/TransparentGracefulSquirrelWholeWheat-dB6EDFsFbu2png8u
 grgriffin3: Two dads and two daddies
thraximore: hi molly! 
 ArdCollider: hello dads
ThePixelSavage: wheeler absolutely is a daddy
 definenull: dad is a mindset
 matthaus_c: Chickadee!
 PharaohBender27: Chickadee?
 DigitalSeahorse: also hi non-dads
 BusTed: ooo
 grgriffin3: I regret typing that
Sharkfists: hi moly!
 Enki1256: Wheeler has dad vibes.
 BrowneePoints: One man spawns with golden
ghyllnox: Chickadee is great!
  mtvcdm: Golden Gun is that kills made with the gun stay with the gun.
  RayFK: License to Kill, all guns are one shot kills
 Mr_Bitterness: License to Kill is one hit kills
 PharaohBender27: Learned about that on the latest BNF and bought it right then and there
DoodlestheGreat: Hiya, Molly!
mhbmk2: man with the golden gun means 1 person has it
 Serivus: Man with Golden Gun you only get points if you get kills with the golden gun
 niccus: *a* man with the golden gun
mhbmk2: license to kill is everything is lethal
 Mollylele:  max ard doodls hello
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 DigitalSeahorse: dirty walls
 BrowneePoints: ALEX is the Man with the Golden Gun
mhbmk2: I recommend license to kill with slappers
 grgriffin3: Alex Steacymanga
JadedCynic: only the kills with the golden gun scores points
 Applecrisp: whammo
 MrGibberish: Have we done mine rounds yet?
 Viewers_Like_You: Does the character model get updated to include a third nipple?
JadedCynic: you have to kill the golden gun carrier to make them drop it so you can pick it up and score points
  RayFK: You want to kill everyone, no one is on a team. BUT only The Golden Gun kills get points, so you need to get it from the perso who has it
 FacelessManAboutTown: Did Alex have to grow a third nipple?
 TehAmelie: Alex headin for a flawless victory
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 BrowneePoints: It's like King of the HIll
  mtvcdm: "There is only one Golden Gun on the field. The Golden Gun pickup does not normally respawn; instead, only one player can control the weapon. The radar records everyone as Red until someone takes posession of the Golden Gun, which the radar will then record them as Blue."
 BrowneePoints: but Golden Gun
 azureHaights: @FacelessManAboutTown Alex "Nipple Added" Steacy?
 Kikazi: I think Nelly has a point, thus this is a regular death match except 1 person has the golden gun
  amative1: There is one "The Golden Gun"
 Gekyouryuu: this is all making me want to scour through my stuff and see if I can find my Die Another Day branded martini glasses and shaker that I won from a radio call-in contest when I was 13
  RayFK: ONLY Golden Gun kills give points
  mtvcdm: A regular weapon holder can kill the Golden Gun holder for points equal to the maximum number of players minus one. This bonus is added regardless of whether the holder is using the Golden Gun or not. Every non-holder kill will count as only one kill.
KeytarCat: Full contact flag tag
 grgriffin3: Basically, Alex is the air marshal and you really want to prank him.
 BrowneePoints: It's King of the Kill, but only one Golden Gun
 Mr_Bitterness: Do you like gladiator movies?
lastunicornfan: This brings me back to college days
DoodlestheGreat: "I see that Scraps is a boy dog."
FacelessManAboutTown: Zero hour
 godort: Zero Hour
 PharaohBender27: Zero Hour!
JadedCynic: "Zero Hour"
Lysander_salamander: It's a very slow movie
 brainbosh: Oh i've been seeing those on Tiktok, it's fucking BANANAS
 saucemaster5000: It's surprising how much of the dialogue is the same
JadedCynic: it's scene for scene
 PharaohBender27: I should watch Zero Hour! some day
DoodlestheGreat: "Good luck. We're all counting on you."
 flamewave7: Most of the stented lines were from zero hour
 DigitalSeahorse: k who got gun now?
 DigitalSeahorse: Graham
JadedCynic: Y'ever been in a Turkish prison?
 Gekyouryuu: "I speak Jive"
 LinearGif: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading
JadedCynic: "Stewardess, I speak Jive."
thraximore: nice shot
 BrowneePoints: So it's Deathmatch but killing the Golden Gun holder gives bonus points
FacelessManAboutTown: A hospital, what is it?
 matthaus_c: someone should make a Jun
  amative1: #offbyone
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: just like the movie!
 Akaiatana: "I have an errant piece of fluff" A soulsborne comment
JadedCynic: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now
 Athelgar: None bullets, left grief
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 SquareDotCube: "I want want let you know, we're all counting on you."
 DigitalSeahorse: maybe gold gun just makes it super easy to get your target?
 FarleyF: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2A194yTWoQ
JadedCynic: "I never joke, and don't call me Shirley"
gwamhurt: i have a gun
 matthaus_c: gun pineapple apple gun]
gwamhurt: i have a apple
 Gekyouryuu: "surely you can't be serious?" "I AM serious. and don't call me shirley."
 azureHaights: "pineapple gun" Isn't that just the grenade launcher?
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Sharkfists: if you don't know who at the table has the golden gun, it's you
 Viewers_Like_You: G, I'll give you $1 million for it
 Gekyouryuu: "and LEON'S getting LAAAAARGER!"
Alex_Frostfire: A golden bullet with your golden name on it?
FacelessManAboutTown: The graham with golden guuuun
JadedCynic: "They could be miles off course" "Impossible - they're on instruments!"  *cut to cockpit jazz trio*
 saucemaster5000: A golden bullet letys you visit Willy Wonka's Gun factory
  amative1: It's about a man, who has a golden gun
 Applecrisp: what's that abstract map with the red sky? Complex?
 matthaus_c: also he has a third nipple
 Mr_Bitterness: He charges a million dollars a shot.
mhbmk2: he has a 3rd nipple
zeathean: it is in pieces
ashteranic: He was an assassin, and had really good ai
ashteranic: aim even
Lysander_salamander: It's like a personal challenge
 SquareDotCube: it's a hidden weapon
mhbmk2: the gun is made out of a lighter
 Mattmitchell45: And it's a transformer
  mtvcdm: The gun is very expensive to fire... he's just very, very accurate with it.
 matthaus_c: lacquered nipples
YeomanAres: Sauron and a dwarf want to kill people with golden bullets of power
 grgriffin3: Three nipples, granting invincibility
JadedCynic: he's a professional assassin
 HorusFive: Graham and Wiggins did a whole podcast about it
 Raincoast_Bear: Gun also breaks down into parts
FacelessManAboutTown: He charges a million a shot
 matthaus_c: filigreed nipples?
 HorusFive: Love is required whenever he's hired
 Raincoast_Bear: Pen
DoodlestheGreat: A pen
JadedCynic: pen, cuff links
  amative1: a pen for the barrel
Alex_Frostfire: I was more right than I expected. 
 xantos69: That is how you get it past the Air Marshal!
 azureHaights: Case, lighter, cufflinks, pen?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DarknessKingCoH: He's also more deadly post coitus
 grgriffin3: Cufflink
 matthaus_c: oh so that's where Fallout 4 got that idea
 DigitalSeahorse:  and halo
 Raincoast_Bear: Cufflink is trigger
 Driosenth: fountain pen, lighter, cigarette case, cufflink
hackingducks: the golden gun is a zip gun
  amative1: ah, Mr Scaramunga
YeomanAres: And some stereotypical redneck is there for some reason
JadedCynic: cuff link makes the trigger
 saucemaster5000: they're pepperoni nipples too
  amative1: Alex does
 shurtal: also he's Christopher Lee
 shurtal: that' simportant
 Mattmitchell45: Also the The Man with the Golden Gun has a murder fun house
  mtvcdm: If you pause and see who's in blue...
 UncannyJimjams: He also has sex to make himself more deadly before every kill
 Kikazi: Scenario rules from the wiki:  A regular weapon holder can kill the Golden Gun holder for points equal to the maximum number of players minus one.... Every non-holder kill will count as only one kill.
Quentastic: @YeomanAres *saruman
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
ZipElseworth: 
Orxolon: Francisco Scaramanga, the "Man with the Golden Gun"
JadedCynic: and the assassin Scaramanga has a superiority complex and aspires to be 'the man who killed James Bond"
DoodlestheGreat: @YeomanAres He was in the previous flick, became popular, and was brought back. Same as Jaws coming back.
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 Ahxes: I have not seen any James Bond film but listened to every episode of Rewatch with Love. I had the wrong impression of James Bond films my whole life until rewatch
 Akaiatana: Wheeler playing Iosef from John Wick
 SquareDotCube: and for some reason his ultimatum is to use a heat ray. That's stationary. On a remote island.
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 definenull: drink more klobb
 Dog_of_Myth: 
FacelessManAboutTown: Wheelassie trying get to get the golden gun from graham
 saucemaster5000: wikka wikka slim shady
 margieargie: Klobbazine
 NotCainNorAbel: klob klip
  amative1: irl ban both of them
 azureHaights: @YeomanAres Sherrif Jay Dubyuh Peppuh?!
gwamhurt: i thought they were supposed to all be like casino royale for a long time
 saucemaster5000: Like the episode of the Simpsons with Scorpio?
gwamhurt: serious
 saucemaster5000: ah
  Juliamon: I definitely assumed they were all Casino Royale-like
Lysander_salamander: like, comedies
Scourge_of_Streams: Like the old casino royale or the new one?
Sharkfists: not knowing how this mode works is accurate to my childhood memory
JadedCynic: takes revolutionary solar power tech and holds the world (in the middle of an energy crisis) hostage
 blip2004: the Craig movies are too serious.
 Ahxes: I thought they were generic serious action movies
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: They're lighthearted and then occasionally murder Bond's wife ten minutes after his wedding.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Or dismember Felix.
ashteranic: It could be worse, they could all be like Tom Clancy books
kusinohki: daniel craig casino royal or 1967 casino royale??
 brainbosh: I mean for the longest time the only Bond movie I saw was Casino Royal (the old one)
 PharaohBender27: During From Rewatch with Love, I realized the only Connery Bond film I'd seen was the "non-canon" Never Say Never (which I saw on TV)
 matthaus_c: I absolutely grew up thinking they were all business, not even a little bit campy
  amative1: Alex one
 Kikazi: @LoadingReadyRun A regular weapon holder can kill the Golden Gun holder for points equal to the maximum number of players minus one. This bonus is added regardless of whether the holder is using the Golden Gun or not. Every non-holder kill will count as only one kill.
  amative1: *won
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 Akaiatana: @GhostofJeffGoldblum That happens all the time in the world
 grgriffin3: The Moore films are definitely LESS serious than other ones, but still, none are really super serious
 DigitalSeahorse: Alex!   
ChippTunes: Roger Moore was before my time so I never truly grasped just how *goofy* they are
JadedCynic: @Scourge_of_Streams the new CR movies is faithful to the book, the old movie is...oh dear
DarthRagnar815: Craig films are very different from Moore films at least.
 saucemaster5000: I watched along with Rewatch with Love and it completely changed what my favorite Bond films were.
 Sharkfists: @MrGibberish Thanks you!
ashteranic: In Alex's favor, they spawned with like 20 bullets for it.
 saucemaster5000: The Brosnan ones suck
gwamhurt: @PharaohBender27 Rewatch with love comment here
 Kikazi: bingo.  That explanation came from the wiki, btw.
  Juliamon: Genuinely the only Bond I've seen deliberately is Casino Royale, and like 5 minutes of one that had a train that looked like Sam the Eagle because a friend was convinced it looked like Sam the Eagle
superdude097: But why male models?
 Dog_of_Myth: Yes
 Mollylele: is anyone gonna clip that epiphany "uhhnghhh" sound or
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 DigitalSeahorse: time for SLAP stick!
 Aarek: rush B!
Orxolon: i didn't watcg the No Time to Die episode,guess i know what i'll do after the stream
 saucemaster5000: @Juliamon OMG I want a muppets bond so bad
  mtvcdm: Why does it say 'slappers' when it's clearly a karate chop
 AzaleaCloud: Judo chop. Judo chop. Judo chop.
 SquareDotCube: facility let's goo
 PharaohBender27: @JadedCynic You mean the bonkers 1967 "comedy" which I'd previously known about via a recap on Agony Booth?
 SymphonicLolita: big slappy mode
  RayFK: God I miss scoutsknivez
Lysander_salamander: which map-movie is this?
 TehAmelie: it only hurts as much as slaps
iarethel0ser: Time to slap people to sleep.
 niccus: @mtvcdm wasn't the multiplayer mode made in like, last second, one week of dev
 DigitalSeahorse: this game slaps
Magnifisquatch: Stop trying to hit me and HIT ME!
 azureHaights: @Lysander_salamander It's "the library scene, with aspirations"
 HorusFive:   
ashteranic: yeah, that's how i remember this mode, a lot of trades.
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 it had something like 6 different directors that kept getting fired or quitting, and instead of starting over, they just took ALL the recorded footage and stitched together in a frankensteinian acid trip
LaCafedora: Barney would be horrified.
 saucemaster5000: I did love reviewing Casino Royale as the "other" Casino Royale on letterboxd
 Applecrisp: Wheeler lying in wait like a slapper spider
 Akaiatana: @Nelson simul-slapping is called clapping
 doubledbear: That this is why Austin Powers Judo chop is still funny
 TehAmelie: it could be the Klobb is just soft enough that it can fail to kill someone with body armor
JadedCynic: Pop Quiz, chat:  Who played James Bond FIRST? 
 pn55: 
DoodlestheGreat: @JadedCynic Barry Nelson
 saucemaster5000: @JadedCynic like the radio play fella?
 PharaohBender27: @PharaohBender27 Yep that's the 1967 one. Which From Rewatch with Love *did* cover
 DeM0nFiRe: @JadedCynic Probably one of the developers of the game 
 TemporallyAwry: @JadedCynic Christopher Lee, technically?
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehheheh
 doubledbear: Ian Fleming
JadedCynic: @JadedCynic you need to watch "In Like Flint" , with James Coburn 
 Akaiatana: @JadedCynic Ian Flemming. He played the bird author out of a name.
Sogheim: the Flint movies were... interesting
 Mr_Bitterness: The slap kill ragdolls are amazing
 saucemaster5000: Oh god, I rented In Like Flint thinking it'd be like Austin Powers. It... wasn't
JadedCynic: Barry Nelson, Graham's and @DoodlestheGreat
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh, buddy
Scourge_of_Streams: I read a bunch of the Bond books before ever seeing the movies.
 grgriffin3: Yeah, the very first Bond actor was American
 azureHaights: The Peter Sellers Ridiculousness(tm)
LithelyUnshod: Jimmy Bong, IIRC
 Viewers_Like_You: "Ostensibly"? It has tons of James Bond!
 brainbosh: And that one was the first one I saw
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/TriumphantSnappyArtichokeVoteNay-bBLy8fpddEqVTeqF
thraximore: this is the video game equivalent of saying "I'm going to windmill my arms and if you get in the way that's your fault"
JadedCynic: 6 different directors
 saucemaster5000: not even "funny to watch" bad
 Raincoast_Bear: 4 or 5 James Bonds IIRC
 PharaohBender27: Other than "Never Say Never," I think the only Bond films I've seen are the lesser Brosnan films (whichever one had Denise Richards - The World is Not Enough?) and Die Another Day; and Skyfall
 Simonark: And a South African radio play where he was played by Bob Holness, the game show host.
LithelyUnshod: *Bond
 shurtal: It's bad in both amazing and awful ways
 northos: (they could not salvage it in post)
 Viewers_Like_You: It's got way more Jameses Bond than any other movie
 SquareDotCube: and that last scene...
YeomanAres: Thunderball and never say never again is a weird story too
 matthaus_c: true to life
 DigitalSeahorse: back in the hole that was made for you
 BrowneePoints: Woody Allen IS the bad guy
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Orson Welles is there.
 azureHaights: Narrator's voice: they could not salvage it in post
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: And does magic tricks.
 Sharkfists: it's got orson wells in it for like 2 seconds
 HorusFive: https://clips.twitch.tv/DeterminedFlirtyWebOpieOP-PAb3Je54gD9cRx79
thraximore: HAHAHAHA
head_cannon: It's hilarious to imagine two martial artists charging each other and then both simultaneously collapsing.
 ComradeMik: where sellers and orson welles couldn't stand eachother long enough to shoot their scenes
FacelessManAboutTown: Orson Welles is le chiffre and he's not selling peas
JadedCynic: Peter Sellers played 007, David Niven played Sir James Bond...
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 MrTheWalrus: 'Really not very good' is underselling what an utter trainwreck it is
 grgriffin3: The first Bond movie I ever saw was Never Say Never Again. The first Bond movie I saw in theaters was DIe Another Day. It's frankly a miracle that Bond became my favorite film franchise ever
 MrQBear: now i want a companion to 'from rewatch to love' where graham gets to shows these movies to people who haven't seen them.
 AzaleaCloud: Wheeler got that mad neutral
 Akaiatana: These days, you can't fix it in post. You're forced to fix it in Fedex.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: And the end involves a UFO landing.
BobDot96: From Rewatch with Love was how I found LRR
 saucemaster5000: Mads Mikkelson was terrible as Le Chiffre. He didn't do any magic tricks
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
 AzaleaCloud: XD
  mtvcdm: This entire mode is Dana White like three years from now.
 BjjBrain: lol
 azureHaights: The frozen peas guy? 
 Raincoast_Bear: I mean, when Woody Allen James Bond climbs over the wall to escape the firing squad... That's pretty funny.
YeomanAres: The champagne spokesman?
 laundreydhull: The weh who speaker in meh?
 grgriffin3: @mtvcdm This made me legit LOL, thank you
 Mr_Bitterness: And made commercials about fish sticks and green peas
 Gekyouryuu: he was the human-sona of The Brain of "Pinky &" fame
 LinearGif: Every July, peas grow there
Orxolon: @grgriffin3 hahahaha my 1st one in theaters was the world is not enough
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: He played Brain on Pinky and the Brain.
JadedCynic: thank you Graham 
 Simonark: Wow, that was a real touch of evil.
 TehAmelie: it borrowed a lot from The Social Network tbh
 Mediocre_Man5: he was a big fan of champagne, or so I hear
Rebbers: This makes me want a Goldeneye64 okay it forward
Scarbble: man, wheeler is cracking my shit up tonight
 DigitalSeahorse: door suck on open/close
 BrowneePoints: a Brain Gijinka Graham
JadedCynic: @GhostofJeffGoldblum that was Maurice LaMarche DOING Orson Welles
JadedCynic: 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: no, n
 grgriffin3: @grgriffin3 Hey, at least that had "You'd miss me!" BLAM "I never miss." Which IMO rules lol
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: I think you'll find Orson Wells was impesonating *him*
 Mollylele: you mean Brain is the fursona of Orson Welles?>>?>?
 azureHaights: I still love how there was an entire-ass P&tB short that was just, let's do Frozen Peas straight
 Raincoast_Bear: "Yes"!
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 DigitalSeahorse: time to go chopping
DoodlestheGreat: KINDA, Molly....
 MAPBoardgames: https://clips.twitch.tv/UnusualSmellyCoffeeWholeWheat-RiiBmuhQs8pz48ts
thraximore: 
 DigitalSeahorse: chopping for some meat
 JadedCynic: @grgriffin3 ...the Spy How Loved Me...when it came out #SoOld
DarthRagnar815: I'm sure this was asked earlier, but what is everyone's favorite Bond game for mulitplayer? I've got a soft spot for Nightfire.
 Viewers_Like_You: "He doesn't do something?"
BriceVersa: Every watch Mr. Show? Bob Odenkirk does an orson wells on there
 AzaleaCloud: "The Martians are attacking, and they have wine!"
 JadedCynic: @MrGibberish Thanks for the gift sub! 
FacelessManAboutTown: If you can put the emphasis on Uni cron, I'll go down on you
 Gekyouryuu: Orson Welles has the power to turn Frank Welker into Spock
 DigitalSeahorse: you're on my chopping list
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/CrispyDrabMageVoteYea-VD7IH9UPsayxnY-y
 LinearGif: There's a correct reading and it's the one I'm giving
 ARiposte: One of the last interviews Orson Welles did was talking about how stupid transformers was
DoodlestheGreat: "AHHHHHH The French!"
recursioning: And preparing the standard rich and famous contract for the Muppets
 Akaiatana: You're under a wrist!
EvilBadman: So many chops, what is this, a high card AEW match?
LaCafedora: sometime before this stream ends, you guys really need to play "Chop Chop" by Molly Lewis, maybe give her a shout out
  mtvcdm: Frame-perfect tradesies too.
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 azureHaights: This is not how you Matador
Orxolon: it actually did
Lysander_salamander: I think he did a movie adaptation of Richard the Third, but from Falstaff's pov.
 AzaleaCloud: Hi there it's Vince with Slap Chop
thraximore: Crouching did in fact save him
 Akaiatana: Hand jousting!
 djalternative: @LaCafedora they gave molly a shoutout already
 ARiposte: “I play a planet. I menace somebody called Something-or-other. Then I’m destroyed. My plan to destroy Whoever-it-is is thwarted and I tear myself apart on the screen.”
 JadedCynic: "we will sell no wine before its time"
 Mr_Bitterness: Junk punch!
Orxolon: Judo chop jousting XD
 JadedCynic: WHEELER
 azureHaights:  Do you really think, Crouch Can Save U
 grgriffin3: WHEELER
 xantos69: How dare you
  amative1: 
 laundreydhull:  spoke his own demise 
  mtvcdm: !crossover
  LRRbot: What did Cori just draw in Can't Draw Horses Club? Toss whatever that is in here.
 Mattmitchell45: Oh lord
 BjjBrain: that was a great movie lol
 letfireraindown: Alright, good night!
 SnackPak_: goddamn Ben
momalyd: I was on the vod, but i had to come here to say this. Go Team 9/11!!
 saucemaster5000: I was gonna joke about Mamma Mia, but Wheeler wins
LaCafedora: @djalternative okay, cool! I only arrived a short time ago
 SquareDotCube: Slappers is just like rock paper scissors but actually deadly
YeomanAres: One is mama the other is the mia
 JadedCynic: Wait, Mrs. Doubtfire?
BriceVersa: oh wow. you have all the extra charcaters
 grgriffin3: But then who will be Remington and who will be Steele?
 Beleqwaya: Ahh yes. Body armour with 1-hit kill
 Lord_Hosk: The Thomas Crown Affair is one of my favorite movies
 Drasvin: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: A MIMIC, RUN!
 saucemaster5000: Brosnan's other best film, Percy Jackson 2
EvilBadman: One of you can be Mr. Doubtfire
 JadedCynic: so who plays Sally Field?
KWardJenx: One is the Tailor, the other shall be Panama.
 TehAmelie: good old slap. nothing beats slap
ThePixelSavage: @TehAmelie sticks are pretty great though
head_cannon: I love how crouching players just slide around on their knees while holding perfectly still. 
 doubledbear: Brosnan's real best film is Mrs. Doubtfire
 HorusFive: You can AIM a judo chop?
 Raincoast_Bear: One player is Doctor Fate and reat are Dwayne Johnsons.
 Mattmitchell45: One person is Pierce Brosnan and the other Meryl Streep and they sing ABBA across a stone wall to each other
 grgriffin3: No rules means no pants, Alex.
 Simonark: At least we clearly all agree that Timothy Dalton's best film is just The Lion in Winter and we don't need to talk about it
LaCafedora: real assassins don't need pants
 matthaus_c: how is slappers so much more -and- less chaotic than guns 
 JadedCynic: @doubledbear yes! o/\o
 AzaleaCloud: Wearing pants restricts your range of motion.
 DigitalSeahorse: how long has it been since LRR played hide and seek as objects in GMOD?
 saucemaster5000: @Simonark Hard agree
 JadedCynic: @Simonark Meh, Hot Fuzz is up there... 
Magnifisquatch:   
DoodlestheGreat: @Simonark Not as long as "Hot Fuzz" exists.
 saucemaster5000: @Simonark yeah was typing this
 TehAmelie: i watched Everything Everywhere All at Once today (again) and now i want a slappers mode with hot dog fingers
BriceVersa: frantic mean you were on other people's screens the most
 doubledbear: @doubledbear I've never seen a man take a lime to the head with such finesse
thraximore: 
 grgriffin3: HERE we go
 LinearGif: I'm always playing in big head mode
 Raincoast_Bear: @Simonark Heresy! Clear it's Flash Gordon. "Gordon is Alive!"
 matthaus_c: them's some NOGGINS
pimiento: time for some knoggin knives
lochnessseammonster:   
 saucemaster5000: Hot Fuzz < Lion in Winter, fight me millenials
 MAPBoardgames: HEEED!
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehehheheh
 fastlane250: Oops! All Knives and Big Heads
 DigitalSeahorse: everyone's a Chibi
 Simonark: Hot Fuzz is no The World's End.
 matthaus_c: oh my god y'all look like SCPs
 azureHaights: Dee Kay! Donkey Klobb!
pimiento: donkey knives
 PharaohBender27: I had honestly forgotten Brosnan was in Mrs. Doubtfire. In my defense, I as saw that film when I was like 11
 Beleqwaya: Everyone: "License to Kill Slappers is a great idea!" Everyone Later: "This was a bad idea."
  amative1: what a way to end the stream
KWardJenx: This is nightmare fuel!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 AzaleaCloud: His coconut knife can fire in spurts
 Akaiatana: Putting the hunk in humunculus
 DigitalSeahorse: so silly
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: All is not well in Zoombini land.
iarethel0ser: This is certainly An Look.
 doubledbear: Why is one of you Bill Clinton?
 LinearGif: The name's Kong. Donkey Kong
 grgriffin3: Wheeler has achieved QWOP
TheDailyMapleSyrup: The big heads to remind me of South Park
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 DigitalSeahorse: Chibiusa
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: Qbe
 AzaleaCloud: @grgriffin3 That's just Glurp.
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 matthaus_c: Drink More 007
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Funko Pop Mode Egaged
Lysander_salamander: little gatchapon mans
 Akaiatana: Zellers was a department store.
HoneyJack07:   
 shurtal: is a soul of the damned trapped in the Homie, Wheeler?
 djalternative: just go to Zellers, Graham
 JadedCynic: @saucemaster5000 X'er pats you on the shoulder "Siddown Son, and let me show you The Rocketeer"
 DigitalSeahorse: y'all should print out your emote heads and wear them large size
 until_may: nellys guy in DK mode looks like a chief
 shurtal: @djalternative he can't they're extinct
 until_may: chef\
 azureHaights: That feels like that one Russianbadger clip. "Why your tank built like AND-1 basketball shorts?"
 DigitalSeahorse: could*
 saucemaster5000: @saucemaster5000   fair play 
 Raincoast_Bear: Zellers, like ALF is back, though not in pog form.
 shurtal: Zellers is BACK!?!?
 djalternative: @shurtal clearly you haven't experienced the joys of your own personal time machine
 DigitalSeahorse: looks like the Mad Hatter
Rebbers: I can dig it
 Raincoast_Bear: It's going to be a department in The Bay.
 JadedCynic: Just like Pierce Brosnan's best film "The Long Good Friday"
superdude097: Is the top hat part of the hitbox?
 matthaus_c: this really is the Backrooms now
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: While you were playing Mario Party, Alex studied the throwing blade
 margieargie: Trying to be a Skyrim follower there
EvilBadman: DOOR stuck
 xantos69: Is that the Gronch?
 shurtal: @djalternative True. I feel much shame
TheRealNanMan: can you use gamecube controllers for this?
 LinearGif: Knives Johnson
Garfman314: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:43:44.
  mtvcdm: Has nobody ever told these people not to run with knives
Thomas: Did anyone play Red Steel, the FPS launch title for the Wii??
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 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Damn you Scott Pilgrim
 Raincoast_Bear: AH, it's Baron Samedi. No he doesn't wear long pants. He wears ragged short IIRC.
 xantos69: @mtvcdm That is why they put them point down!
Thomas: That game felt very Goldeneye
 AzaleaCloud: You're gonna throwing-knife the highlights out of her hair!
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  TStodden: @TheRealNanMan There's a wired controller that would do that, but USB hub might be required for multiples.
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 DigitalSeahorse: presto chango
 grgriffin3: Skedaddle Skedoodle, my knife is now in your noodle
 blip2004: you can buy the Scott Pilgrim game again, I think it supports up to 4 players
 LordZarano: @Thomas Yup, was a fun game
 Simonark: So what's Lazenby's best film? Gettysburg? Or Kentucky Fried Movie?
LonelyTex:   
Lysander_salamander: Does Oddjob with big-head mode lose his advantage?
 matthaus_c: is this iceskating uphill
ThePixelSavage: I oddly enjoyed The Prestige
 saucemaster5000: @Simonark First time I thought about KFM in a hot minute
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  mtvcdm: DK Mode has made knives viable.
 grgriffin3: I can't decide if Graham's or Alex's character looks more cursed in this mode
 DigitalSeahorse: have the big heads enlarged the hit boxes any?
 Simonark: @saucemaster5000 I apologize for breaking your streak
 RassilonDND: I dobt know if its an advantage when oddjob is like 60% head in this mode
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/DepressedEncouragingClintmullinsChefFrank-VPaTgL_CneKp2UQS
 LonelyTex: Thank you @MrGibberish ! Been down on my financial luck recently and haven't been able to re-up
Lysander_salamander: Has the crew played Screen Cheat as one of their Crossing the Streams?
Thomas: In Red Steel, there's this incredible multiplayer mode where every player puts the Wii-mote up to their ear, and three people hear static and one person is given secret instructions, and the other three have to suss out who the double agent is. It was SO CLEVER.
 Akaiatana: No one's good with throwing knives, it's a pure toss up
 DigitalSeahorse: I guess bigger head does mean bigger target
 matthaus_c: this is the only mode Benoit Blanc agreed to play
 MrGibberish: @lonelytex No worries. Hope all will be well soon.
 JadedCynic: @Simonark The Return of The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
 Xaunaught: DOOR STUCK
 saucemaster5000: @Akaiatana 
 NewtyNewts: Knives Only
 PharaohBender27: @Thomas 
 JadedCynic: knives out
 LonelyTex: @MrGibberish Working on it. Bridge between careers
 northos: @JadedCynic but are the beaks bloody?
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
 saucemaster5000: I'd argue Lazenby gives the best interviews about being James Bond, and that's his best performance
 Diabore: oh poor nelly
 MrGibberish: @lonelytex I wish you luck.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: there's that damn wizard again
 JadedCynic: @JadedCynic have you been watching the death screens?
 Inspaders: man everyone's looking sharp
 grgriffin3: Samedi was like "Hey guys what's going on-"SHANK
 PharaohBender27: @Simonark TIL George Lazenby was in "Gettysburg"
 AzaleaCloud: Just like Graham getting pillowed in "I-Cream."
 BrowneePoints: Idk, ask Haiti
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/ResoluteAlluringRingSSSsss-Sy_KNyl0ok-CqKmn
Orxolon: https://clips.twitch.tv/InexpensiveWealthyRedpandaBigBrother-wRhWdV96OPgjTMzX
  mtvcdm: Knife trade!
 BrowneePoints: Baron Saturday just wears a top hat
 JadedCynic: for all their inexperience, everybody is pretty on point
 BrowneePoints: Granted he wears a BLACK TOP HAT
 BrowneePoints: *stares at James Bond*
Fanklok: Wheeler walks into the moon base and Graham says "knife face you have there"
 shurtal: everytime someone says the magician, i think of futurama
 saucemaster5000: I'll also give a huge shout out to Denise Richards, who clearly knows her role in a Bond movie was garbage
Wynterburne: is this finally From Replay with Love?
Sogheim: the guy with the top hat had a guy with a metal jaw and some alligators and Dr Quinn Medicine Woman?
 JadedCynic: @shurtal been watching a lot of Columbo - everytime someone says "magician" I think of Jack Cassidy 
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 GhostofJeffGoldblum: any knife enjoyers?
 Sharkfists: reach out and touch knife
 grgriffin3: Anybody wanna...Cross knives later?
 AzaleaCloud: Anybody wanna sing Mack the Knife?
 Akaiatana: Any gamers wanna air marshal?
 SquareDotCube: let's go have a knife stroll
 NewtyNewts: Any gamers wanna... give those three FUNKY digits?
 Mollylele: you look very knife this evening
 azureHaights: @Sogheim not sure if conflating characters on purpose, but - metal hand
 AzaleaCloud: Sorry Wheeler. X3
 Sharkfists: 
 Mollylele: knife to meet you
 JadedCynic: @Sogheim that's two people in one; Tee-Hee had a metal arm he lost to a gator; Baron Samedi may or may not have been the actual Voodun God...
 Lord_Hosk: Hey chat, remember when we were like "these graphics are in 3D! ITS AMAZING!"
zeathean: it is
pimiento: i'm just going to go listen to a lot of The Knife later
 Sethalidos: it does
 Raincoast_Bear: I think Baron Samedi / Geoffrey Holder worked in Vancouver back in the 70s/80s. At least I remember he did commercials for a local furniture company.
 saucemaster5000: @Lord_Hosk "were"?
 DigitalSeahorse: Mad Hatter, Cryptid, Mr. President and Storm Tropper
 PharaohBender27: OK, question: Why hold the knife by the blade, given how you're much more likely to wound yourself?
 matthaus_c: G is the unwilling master of this game
 AzaleaCloud: Jeeeez Graham. Too good at this game.
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 comrade_cards: !findquote geometry
  LRRbot: Quote #8482: "I put my geometry inside another man and he died." —Graham [2023-03-06]
 margieargie:  
 grgriffin3: Well, that was pretty incredible, thanks for the stream fellas!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 PharaohBender27: 
 Kikazi: Excellent games gentlemen!
Magnifisquatch:    g g s
Angreed66: I think it has to do with balance and rotation on the throw
Argumentable: still a fun time
 LinearGif: I also choose Graham's ears
 hesterbyrde: Thanks so much for the stream y'all
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 BrowneePoints: gotta get that McD's Sprite
 matthaus_c: head and shoulders above Valorant
 NewtyNewts: !findquote golden
  LRRbot: Quote #5109: "Think of me as like a very violent golden retriever." —Kathleen [2018-06-25]
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
  mtvcdm: !youtube
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 BrowneePoints: for Extra crispy
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 100
 Dog_of_Myth:  
Wynterburne: now i want mcdonalds...
LaCafedora: bow for PERFECT DARK
 Simonark: Thanks all of chat for the quality knife-throwing puns and cutting remarks
 MAPBoardgames: !findquote gold
DoodlestheGreat: Thanks for having us.
 AzaleaCloud: 
  mtvcdm: !store
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pimiento:   
  mtvcdm: !discord
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  mtvcdm: !mastodon
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 PharaohBender27: 150 
 Two_Hats: Thanks for the Stream!
 matthaus_c: thanks for the knife fights and air marshals
kalira77 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 32 months!
 kalira77: thanks for the memories of my childhood tonight 
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Drasvin is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 144 in the channel!
 CAKHost: Stan?
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  amative1: !store
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Tweygoh subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 4 months!
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 Grevas13: wheeler always delivers
  mtvcdm: !homestreams
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 DigitalSeahorse: !Alex
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patrick_stonecrusher: I spent so much time unlocking cheats on this game.  It took a whole 3 day weekend just to get the monument park one 
 xantos69: 50 Bits!  Thanks for the vintage game night!  Any chance Perfect Dark can be on the rotation?
 SymphonicLolita: Meat: The Game
 stevestein: I agree with that guy. The one with the beard and glasses.
 LiveFaust: Thank you for showing me the things I missed out on because I could never figure out the N64 controller. Considering I never was able to grow a third hand.
  mtvcdm: !schedule
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 Raincoast_Bear: Only three weeks until next KILL TEAM!
holidayMD subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 109 months!
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saucemaster5000 gifted a Tier 1 sub to patrick_stonecrusher! They have given 25 Gift Subs in the channel!
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 BrowneePoints: I saw the Switch trailer for that
 emberBecky: ahh fun
 BrowneePoints: it looks neat
Lysander_salamander: Oh, I didn't know Meg's monster was already out
 SnackPak_: and Serge!
 EJGRgunner: 
 northos: flawless
 stevestein: Hi Serge!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
ThePixelSavage: where did graham go?
 margieargie: 
TheAinMAP: 
 AzaleaCloud: Needs more coffee.
iarethel0ser: Perfectly normal human noise.
 NotCainNorAbel: 
  Juliamon: 
 patrick_stonecrusher: Ayyyyyyyyy thanks @saucemaster5000
 underhill33: 
DoodlestheGreat: I read that AFK game as "Heroes of Bacardia" and wondered where all the rum's gone.
 JadedCynic: wait, where's Serge?  I just heard him
 Aarek:  
 Pharmacistjudge: ! setqueak 1
 patrick_stonecrusher:    
 matthaus_c: good ol Greasy Pizza?
 NewtyNewts: Graham is off by two...
 saucemaster5000: Too many streams I actually want to watch, I got work to do and friends to see...
 BrowneePoints: That game
 BrowneePoints: whips complete ass Graham
Dalouer: saturday.. adams gamehaus
 shurtal: it's RAD
 JadedCynic: @DoodlestheGreat you DID read the title right, actually - we'll need to see more to find out 
  mtvcdm: Hi-Fi Rush Until Further Notice
frizbehobit: NOoooo the  stream is over
frizbehobit: nooooo
 MAPBoardgames: No more Saturdays? Awww. Saturday is my poker night.
 googoltudoris: how long until goldeneye on watch & play?
 Raincoast_Bear: Saturday is cancelled? I was going to do stuff. Crap.
 Sharkfists: is this your card? no
hackingducks: ugh what did saturday do this time?
  amative1: music is yes
 Gekyouryuu: will this include the subs from PiF?
 TemporallyAwry: https://clips.twitch.tv/SparklyAmazonianMuleAMPTropPunch-PZuXVwVidZ3XhLkk
 LiveFaust: @raincoast_bear so don't forget to DRESS warm.
 azureHaights: Bus Ted Bes Ted
  mtvcdm: wow.
 JadedCynic: wow.
Redbassist subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 62 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Redbassist! (Today's storm count: 135)
 MrGibberish: 5 months till the 10 years!
TheAinMAP:    
  mtvcdm: They came back!
AziraphalesShop subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 69 months!
 AziraphalesShop: Nice!
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LithelyUnshod subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 59 months!
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 DigitalSeahorse: 
 saucemaster5000: I didn't not not feel like switching accounts
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to heysiricalldaddy! 
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 DeM0nFiRe: nice
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
 matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 happy you're keeping that one alive
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehheh
Orxolon: this was a blast,thanks for the stream!
 SymphonicLolita: dabits
Sudobyte subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 11 months!
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TheAinMAP:   
head_cannon: This was silly, thanks for the stream!
DoodlestheGreat: Ten q for strem.
KWardJenx: Great stream. Thanks!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 patrick_stonecrusher:   
 magical_writer: 50 thank you
 HorusFive: Night friends
 matthaus_c: take care everyone
 Mollylele: congrats dads
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 drthvd3r: RELEASE!
 SymphonicLolita: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 empyreon:   
Kyir subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 29 months!
 Kyir: Games
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Kyir! (Today's storm count: 140)
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 Mattmitchell45: Good luck tackling your own personal air marshalls everyone!
 JadedCynic: dat soundtrack tho 
 Ivalenz_: 
 HorusFive: https://clips.twitch.tv/ObliqueTallKimchiMVGame-3xXCWGUcUXatnjqy
 shurtal: first they take Glomping, what's next, inappropriately making eye contact with air marshal's while you're eating a banana?
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 DigitalSeahorse:    take that, air marshal
 Ivalenz_: 
  amative1: ba-ding
  mtvcdm: bloop!
  mtvcdm: For a second I thought that sound was on my end.
 LiveFaust: Oh no. We've passed onto the point of nostalgia where it's become "SOMEBODY LEFT THE NINTENDO ON AFTER I PASSED OUT."
 JadedCynic: "no, mom I don't have to go to bed yet - there's no school tomorrow, some teacher conference"
 LiveFaust: (Thanks, mom!)
 Electrodyne: Hey the music stopped
 JadedCynic: bedtime - n64 goes off; now go wash up
 LiveFaust: ^
 LiveFaust: Probably next to you senility pills, Gran.
 LiveFaust: 
 JadedCynic: I mean, I rarely played goldeneye with her because controlers are weird (and N64 was a DOOZY) and I was busy winning CTF with the grappling hook in Quake2
 LiveFaust: (Moves to take his anticonvulsants and naproxen.)
 LiveFaust: Yes... I, too, was winning... >.>
 JadedCynic: I mean, my only regular meds are blood pressure that I take every day at suppertime (since that's about the only meal I take at a consistent time)
  Juliamon: ahh must be nice
 LiveFaust: Oh, mine are TECHNICALLY morning, noon, and night. But I'll be honest that noon often blends into night.
 JadedCynic: welp, no lie - forecase is two days of cold rain/freezing rain; I'd better find that advil otherwise I won't be able to walk (my arthritis started killing my knees back then in my 20s; thanks BOTH sides of my family for that  )
 LiveFaust: Oof. Take care of your bones, friend.
 JadedCynic: g'nte all - gotta family chauffer job early tomorrow (parking at the hospital is SUCH a drag;)
 LiveFaust: 
  Juliamon: oh gods hospital parking, my condolences
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