Mine O'Clock || Minecraft Through the Ages

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Angreed66: The 0s next is always satisfying
 beowuuf: 
 Genie_M: ah, hi everyone - totally forgot to look at the clock, i'm happy Manae did 
 creasehearst: new crapshot's out, it's a good one
 beowuuf: 
Xed_Regulus: Hello, and Happy Tuesday, Miners & Crafters!!!  
  ritchards: Ages!
  TXC2: hello Genie_M  and Xed_Regulus  welcome
 beowuuf: after this week UK seems to de-sync with canada for a few weeks, so won't catch early streams at the right time anymore. Glad paul and heather are doing their bonus this friday not next!
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  TXC2: good old golden week, lasts a fortnight this year
Xed_Regulus: Is corporate mandated training the most boring thing on the planet? Maybe...
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 beowuuf: get to see later streams or go to bed at a reasonable time, but miss the start earlier streams
  TXC2: here we GO!
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: And SERGE!
 beowuuf: and non-daylight savings time serge!
Zarober: Man the Mine oclock intro is a banger
  TXC2: Hello James
 Genie_M: Hi!
baskwalla: oh hi
 CanPlayGames: HI JAMS
kaziel0: Hello James!
 Genie_M: Welcome to my primary monitor
  ritchards: do we get to poke James about twittering again?
 beowuuf: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Hi James
Lync77: Just logged off minecraft
BrookJustBones: DId everyone do their homework at the afk fishing farm?
 Genie_M: 11.44
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 jdtreker: Good morning!
 Mazrae: Ages ages ages
XandaxDK: 200 Craft that mine
  ritchards: 14...14...14... ages... 14... ages
  TXC2: Cannons_are_an_instrument  and that's awesome
Angreed66: wait people actually afk'd?
 beowuuf: surgeon uno, doctor of eggsellent subjects
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> James, Serge, and Uno are back at it with their continued adventures in Minecraft through the AGES... Ages... ages! Today they're moving on to Minecraft 1.14! | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1633166963680894977
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  TXC2: Hello Uno
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 beowuuf: fast enough run a company, hey-o!
 Quaseymoto: About 2 weeks.
  Sarah_Serinde: That's a mood 
 Quaseymoto: Yep.
  TXC2: Hello Serge
kaziel0: Hello Serge!
  Sarah_Serinde: Not an uncommon sentiment really
 beowuuf: better to shave a face than curse the james turner
 beowuuf: xeno's uno's paradox
 Genie_M: <1 min
BrookJustBones: do you stretch beforehand?
 jessieimproved: 100 meter dash is hard for me, I am so short
  TXC2: 100m and 5k are VERY different runs
 jessieimproved: I was really proud of myself one time in high school when i stood in for the 4x400 and we got 1st place
 TheElrad: 9.58 seconds is the current world record
 ChrisGMiller: @TXC2 yeah, by about  4900m.
 LurkerSpine: my guess is about 7 minutes lol
 beowuuf: 100m dash but you aren't allowed to keep running after the 100m mark
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: 100 m poutine?
 Mazrae: I would be dead around the 25m mark
  Sarah_Serinde: Serge raises a strong point
  RayFK: and then James puking
  RayFK: Everywhere
rotarysorter: time to run AND eat the poutine
BrookJustBones: 1 of you eats first and then runs and the other reverses
 Genie_M: 100m poutine dash
  TXC2: poutine after 100m would make you barf so fast 
Darth_Litigious: Fastest time to run 100 meters then eat an entire poutine?
 RealGamerCow: 20 seconds is reasonable. Serge is in shape
Angreed66: How much would you have to be paid to not eat poutine for an entire year?
 beowuuf: this isn't the 100m trying to make the bus then?
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rotarysorter: faster than eating the poutine THEN running
  RayFK: I always love people talking about how fast they can do anything. The short answer is, it's always harder than you think.
  RayFK: because the human sense of time is shit
 RealGamerCow: You could also do the 40 yard time like in the NFL
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Mazrae: Who ran around the track when they got ice cream last time
Snowcookies: I thouhgt I was slightly late for the Minecraft, but I guess it hasn't started yet 
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Welcome to Mine O'Track & Field.
 RealGamerCow: They are indeed chocks
 Harvest25: We need an impartial Adam to time it
 beowuuf: i knew what uno meant
  Sarah_Serinde: pfft
  TXC2: ^
 RealGamerCow: or starting blocks
  Sarah_Serinde: I love this entire discussion
BrookJustBones: I think you just made a Live bit
  Sarah_Serinde: Absolutely not that is the wrong kind of cheese for poutine
  Sarah_Serinde: curds or riot
Angreed66: I thought a live segment proved cheese is expensive
  TXC2: yeah this is just live bit now 
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 Genie_M: I can _walk_ 5k
  TXC2: wow I'm 8 mins faster then James
 RebelliousUno: 7.5k an hour
 RebelliousUno: 4.66mph
 RealGamerCow: why does one not just drive the 5k, it's much faster. 
 RebelliousUno: exactly
 Genie_M: cement shoes are for diving
Angreed66: I'm with serge on this
 Statist42: hi friends! 
  TXC2: I agree with Serge, so much nicer to see stuff while you're running
 Calyte: I want Monotonous repetition when I run. Treadmill all the way.
  TXC2: Hello Statist42  welcome
 Genie_M: i did one-athlon
 Genie_M: just the swimming
 Mazrae: I'm just going to think about a 5k that's all the effort that I am going to put into it
 Genie_M: you can call it "swimming"
  TXC2: Calyte  did that with rowing, can't take it anymore 
lollerskate: Mentally I can't do the physical distance but I can run on a treadmill and be fine. I think it's the knowledge that I can get off if I need to and just be home 😅
 Harvest25: GG Serge
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 RebelliousUno: at my school we just did the egg and spoon race
 beowuuf: i love long distance walking with stuff around. Couldn't treadmill the distances i can do when my walking fitness is up
 Genie_M: marathon?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Serge does the triathlon, and he gets one (1) poutine.
 CanPlayGames: Serge does Tri James Builds Rivendale Lego
SherWhoLocked13: Have we just started?
 TemporallyAwry: That's a bold thing to ask someone to promise on the internet 
 beowuuf: snickers these days 
  TXC2: no joke, I will (in lets say 6 months) Race James in a 10K
 scuba_antney: A sprint tri is a 5k
 beowuuf: @SherWhoLocked13 the banter has been going for a while 
 TheElrad: that's the sprint
SherWhoLocked13: @SherWhoLocked13 As always
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: the swim is the rough part.
 RealGamerCow: The swimming is brutal
 TheElrad: Olympic is 1.5 km swimming, 40 km bike and 10 km run
Angreed66: It's also multiple muscle groups
BrookJustBones: Olympic is double that
 beowuuf: clearly the excitement for villager trading has been tempered by the farms not working 
 RebelliousUno: https://superleaguetriathlon.com/training/when-it-comes-to-picking-a-triathlon-to-take-part-in-you-also-have-a-choice-of-distances/
 Harvest25: just about a half a mile
 Elenodul: olympic triathlon is 1.5k swim, 40k bike and 10k run
 beowuuf: lol
 TemporallyAwry:  well done Uno
ArtemisHuntress: 1.5k swim is sooo much
 TheElrad: an ironman triathlon is 3.9 km swimming, 181 km bike and 42.2 km running 
Angreed66: The bike ride is entirely dependent on terrain
 beowuuf: it's called a try-athalon, not a succeed-athalon
 TemporallyAwry: The trick to find somewhere you can swim up hill, bike downhill, and run on flat ground 
ArtemisHuntress: I could probably swim that distance in 90 minutes
 Welbog: "The" Matt Wiggins?!
  Sarah_Serinde: I learned about the Ironman from the Magnum Rewatch Podcast 
 ElektroTal: i can't even do a fraction of a part of that
  TXC2: Welbog  the very same
 Genie_M: ultratriathlon is 38km swimming, 1800km bike and 422km running
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Matt "Matt Wiggins" Wiggins
 LurkerSpine: I could do the biking and that's about it
 kumatsu: I was going to try and do the Disney half-marathon next year but the website bugged out on me and it sold out before I could sign up :T
  Sarah_Serinde: It was a delight 
mjiig: The ironman is actually the original triathlon
 Easilycrazyhat: It helps having a vibranium exosxeleton
 scuba_antney: They do have biathalon's that use water bikes, @RebelliousUno
  TXC2: ages ages ages
 beowuuf: wait, are you allowed to do minecraft on a talk stream? 
 RebelliousUno: a pedalo maybe?
Snowcookies: and it only took 18 mins intot eh stream
 beowuuf: athalon athalon athalon athalon
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: you okay James?
Angreed66: One age for every version
 Genie_M: agers agers agers
 TheElrad: illag illage illage
  Sarah_Serinde: @beowuuf It's ok, it looks like they accidentally labelled this as a Minecraft stream anyway
 Arazien: Time for a minecraft triathalon. Swimming, running, pig riding
 beowuuf: 
 Harvest25: wow that is recent
 beowuuf: @beowuuf 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  TXC2: I mean 2020 was 50 years ago
 RebelliousUno: The word village has just lost all meaning
 Genie_M: bamboo!
  TXC2: villagé
 beowuuf: i wonder if we lucked any interrum villages before the revamp?
 Genie_M: Bam! and Boo!
 TemporallyAwry: https://clips.twitch.tv/StylishPlainOysterTwitchRaid-IFBIU3PV5eSk2PND
 beowuuf: all praise composter for getting rid of all the seeds
 LordZarano: The 1.14.4 wiki: https://web.archive.org/web/20190814111000/https://minecraft.gamepedia.com/Minecraft_Wiki
  TXC2: I'm not sure "fun" goes with Notch 
 TemporallyAwry: ^ seriously.
  Sarah_Serinde: Well that sounds like something you need to experiment with today
 DudelidouX: Time for music!
 beowuuf: nope!
 scuba_antney: Pumpkin = didgeridoo...... checks out
 RealGamerCow: everything is benefitted by more cowbell
  TXC2: proscaff or antiscaff ?
 Harvest25: Poll?
Stratavarius: One of the best way to transmit redstone signals vertically
  RomanGoro: I'm about 73% pro scaffolding
 Welbog: Nothing's worse than phantoms
 TemporallyAwry: Scaffolding is great, you just need the directional placement mod to make it shine 
 jessieimproved: I like scaffolding but I seem to be in a minority
sephsays: If I have bamboo, they're good. If I don't have bamboo, I'm not going searching for it, and I'll nerd pole.
 beowuuf: scaffolding doens't kill off new players just trying to figure out the world 
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 Genie_M: I really like the aesthetics and can see how a hassle it is to use
 Arazien: Being able to knock it all down in one hit makes scaffolding pretty nice
 TemporallyAwry: It is 
 beowuuf: cool
 RebelliousUno: Smokers, Boomers, Hunters and Tanks
 beowuuf: weeee doooooo
  Sarah_Serinde: But soup group! 
 Welbog: Suspicious Stu and his friend New Year's Steve
  TXC2: he's just so suspicious
 badpandabear: Jellie!
arrowbounce: suspicious stew is useful in natural regen off worlds.
  RomanGoro: I didn't know cats drop string.  Because I would have never killed a cat, nor watched anyone kill a cat
Angreed66: Cat but in the face when you wake up isn't really cute
 badpandabear: You have to unsit the cat to get it to sleep on the owner, which most people forget to do.
rotarysorter: phantom farms are super simple cobweb traps in my experience
 beowuuf: 
sephsays: Feed 'em dandelions! Get that saturation stew!
BrookJustBones: For UHC mostly
goombalax: thats hilarious
  TXC2: that sounds like a meme they included 
 TemporallyAwry: Peaceful Mode slime farm - it's great.
 Genie_M: they are here because they are _fun_
Lync77: Scicraft made it great
 Welbog: "How can I put 100 of these in a 1x1 cube?"
 beowuuf: pain cow
Lync77: Good source of leads
  Sarah_Serinde: James has only murdered a few of them in the current season of his PAC home stream 
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BrookJustBones: Wandering trader farms are really cool, cuz they move the spawing traders with water outside of loaded chunks so you can check them all when you get back in
 beowuuf: took so long to realise invisibility wasn't a game glitch
 Riiiiiiis: soo time for a wandering trader farm? 
 beowuuf: never seen that
  TXC2: Zillages ?
goombalax: they have zombies in the houses sometimes
  Juliamon: There are usually zombie villagers in them
 TemporallyAwry: Not this update, just that it added both of the snow villages together.
  Juliamon: they just... tend to walk out into the sun
 LordZarano: The sneezing panda video somehow only has 6.3M views https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93hq0YU3Gqk
 beowuuf: lol
 Welbog: off by one
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat:   
  TXC2: hello ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat  welcome
 Mazrae: How do you make an afk fish farm
MWGNZ:    destroy everything
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 egyptcraze: Bonjourno les artifices
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 Harvest25: Oh, will Serge craft the new exciting Smoker?
 beowuuf: 
Angreed66: How many unbreaking 3 books did you get?
 egyptcraze: it means "hello crafters" across 3 diff languages lol
 Welbog: Slow down, what
  TXC2: so deeper storage ?
  Juliamon: Passed one, second row
BrookJustBones: You missed 1 in the middle of row two
 LordZarano: Ah, that sneezing panda is an HD reupload from 2016, the original had over 160M views before it was removed
graal_smith: James, impersonate a creeper into the mic, see if you can make Serge jump.
Angreed66: As someone who really likes to avoid using non farmable blocks 100%
 rogerivany: Did we actually update to 1.14?  I thought we were staying at 1.13 for another week.
  RomanGoro: Do you think 1.20 is releasing by those 5 weeks?
 CanPlayGames: Depreciated
 Arazien: Depreciated?
 ekimekim: deprecated
MWGNZ: "heirloom"
 ekimekim: depreciated is different
  TXC2: obsolescent ?
 ekimekim: deprecated: "we still use it, but we don't want to"
Tplayne: in the code, but plz ddont use for NEW developement
 Genie_M: "works, but please don't use"
 Riiiiiiis: de-reciprocated?
mjiig: The developers would like you to think you can't use it, so that you stop using it
  RomanGoro: Deprecated is "we didn't remove it yet so we don't break things, but stop using it"
BrookJustBones: That's just Dutch for broken
DegHag: Some major Hansel vibes there.
 omdorastrix: Obsolete?
 Statist42: or german @BrookJustBones
 omdorastrix: NFG?
  TXC2: I though Kuput was Germen ?
  TXC2: *thought
 omdorastrix: "Legacy Code"?
ArtemisHuntress: time to put the kibosh on this conversation
Angreed66: You might want to keep a pair of leather boots for powdered snow
BrookJustBones: @TXC2 Kapot is Dutch spelling, but English pronunciation would even out
  TXC2: BrookJustBones  ah, neat
DegHag: Oh my god I never knew you could combine enchanted books.
 Harvest25: yup
 egyptcraze: You sue tropical fish to breed axolotls
 Statist42: and the german spelling @TXC2 is "kaputt"
 egyptcraze: *use
BrookJustBones: Dutch and German also have the same root language so they have a lot of words that sound alike with the same meaning
  TXC2: Statist42  ah, ok
 Riiiiiiis: @Statist42 And in Denmark, we've optimized it to kaput
 sirpythias: correct
 rogerivany: smite is zombies
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  Sarah_Serinde: I'll miss Uno
 ekimekim: Sarah_Serinde: sometimes it's almost like I can still hear him...
 ThingsOnMyStream: James "Unbreaking Pants" Turner
  TXC2: !quote RebelliousUno
  LRRbot: Quote #7287: "what if I just build it wrong and call it done?" —RebelliousUno [2020-10-13]
  TXC2: Hello Paul
 Riiiiiiis: Hi Paul
  Sarah_Serinde: That sure is a book
Angreed66: It's a modal book
BrookJustBones: Just think of them as split cards in MTG
Angreed66: I saw an efficiency 5 book in there
BrookJustBones: Should you all get depth strider and respiration before heading to the ocean monument?
neebusjeebus: least levels as well
   LoadingReadyRun: https://iamcal.github.io/enchant-order/
 Easilycrazyhat: Handy!
 CaptainSpam: Repair time!
 CAKHost: Hey repair materials!
BrookJustBones: add looting to your sword
Angreed66: The basics is you want to combine as many ingredients in pairs up till the final product
  TXC2: Words hurt James
 CaptainSpam: Okay, NOW continue to get stuck on trees!
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Sandeon: now your entire ravine is going to go dark
 Arazien: Ah, so that's how one digs up
Kelderan: James, falling? More likely than you think!
Creideiki_SE: Physics, how does it work?
TheAinMAP: 
 Harvest25: well mending works now
BrookJustBones: Do any of you have looting on your sword?
neebusjeebus: it has mending right? just get xp
 DudelidouX: hold it in your off hand and go kill thinks?
 scuba_antney: Do you even need that? Or, with it on, will it heal?
 PsychoI3oy: that's one louder
  TXC2: it goes to 11!
 Trahas: But why not just make 10 the loudest?
Angreed66: fishing is a lot of exp
 LordZarano: Fun fact: that amp is still sold, and the dial on it goes up to 20
neebusjeebus: this goes to show how useless the phantom really is lmao. you could use it to repair your elytra, or you could just enchant it with mending and farm xp
 TemporallyAwry: Is this before they fixed the "bug" where you could go net-positive on the bookshelf <-> Book trade?
Ktolos: Hero of the village works though
 Harvest25: boots
 CaptainSpam: Aren't these the old Mending rules?
 wench_tacular: Minecraft, after dark
 Bowlsrus2000: Boots
BrookJustBones: The fishing rod will also steal
  TXC2: the dark days of 3  months ago 
 ekimekim: wait, so in modern minecraft having multiple mending items will duplicate the XP?
BrookJustBones: @ekimekim No, in old minecraft, fully repaired items with mending would still pick up XP
 LordZarano: People *really* wanted flying mobs, but in hindsight The Great Hunger would have been WAY better for the game than Phantoms
Tehbeard: @ekimekim No, in previous versions it would select any item with mending, and if that item was already full durability, you just got the XP, nowadays it selects only damaged mending tools
 ekimekim: BrookJustBones: oooooh
 Bowlsrus2000: Mine for coal
 Genie_M: no, it chooses one of the things in random - but only those which can be mended
 ekimekim: ew.
 ShaneLeeAtk: Ages ages
 CaptainSpam: Raw materials.
 rogerivany: I tend to use the Nitwits as "Stock"
 wench_tacular: Adam and Steve
  TXC2: "we are in agreement it is ok to kidnap people"
  Sarah_Serinde: Can always breed a couple of the villagers in the farm if you're worried about depleting them
 egyptcraze: how about the tower farm? does that have mobs?
  Sarah_Serinde: Famous last words Serge 
 LordZarano: It's Mending OR Infinity right?
 rogerivany: @LordZarano yes, not both
 egyptcraze: sticks
 DudelidouX: no don't need iron need stick and planks
 rogerivany: 2 sticks, 2 planks, stone slab
Ktolos: Baked stone
 DudelidouX: stoneslab
 egyptcraze: 2 planks, 2 sticks, reg stone slab
 rogerivany: no
 LordZarano: Slab in the center sticks at the sides iirc
 egyptcraze: that one
zeathean: #googlesearch
sephsays: oh hey, new recipe just dropped
 TheElrad: does Mine o'clock need a Serge protector?
 LordZarano: Can broken bow be used in droppers yet?
 Harvest25: elytra
 CanPlayGames: Minecraft should let us put bows on the cows. So they can feel pretty
neebusjeebus: general question: infinity or mending, which is better on a bow?
 sirpythias: @neebusjeebus i think it depends on playstyle i prefer mending because i can have an OP bow that i never have to worry about
 egyptcraze: Hey James and chat, what's ONE small addition that you'd really wish mojang added to the game? for me its being able to craft green  dye from blending blue and yellow. you can blend every other dye, WHY cant you do it for green?
  Sarah_Serinde: Good work
neebusjeebus: @egyptcraze the inventory is in dire repair of upgrades. think abt it, it has barely changed since its introduction, yet they have introduced so many new items
 rogerivany: I'd love to be able to dye concrete powder after the fact
 DudelidouX: If you want sharpness need to remove smite
Angreed66: Can't override mutually exclusives
 egyptcraze: @neebusjeebus i agree. shulkers and ender chests help a lot, but its still bad. not sure if bundles will be enough, but it should help
 egyptcraze: @rogerivany same
neebusjeebus: @egyptcraze i dont even think they are going to add bundles. they scrapped it because they couldnt figure out how to make it work in bedrock with a controller/touch controls
 Harvest25: Raid?
 egyptcraze: @neebusjeebus didnt know that
BrookJustBones: what difficulty is the server on?
 rogerivany: Rip Forstie
  TXC2: "take on" =/= win
 scuba_antney: But you haven't gone South, right?
 egyptcraze: go search for an ocean monument, find a village on the way?
 scuba_antney: And you found like 50 of them! 
 egyptcraze: construct additional pylons?
 Harvest25: TNT?
 egyptcraze: if you stick it in the monument, it should just work bc therell be enough surrounding it
neebusjeebus: theres a spot in the temple where if you place the conduit it activates
Angreed66: well a water gap
 rogerivany: at least 15 prismarine.  Like 45 to make a large one
neebusjeebus: 42 blocks
 DudelidouX: 16 + 14 + 14
 DudelidouX: sorry 12 is right for the last one.
 rogerivany: and a redstone block
sephsays: Did Serge make a smoker, or is he cooking the fish in the same oven he cooks iron?
 egyptcraze: @sephsays the flack adds additional flavour lol
 Arazien: Easy way to keep iron in his diet
neebusjeebus: wrong way james
  TXC2: wouldn't  side by side be better ?
neebusjeebus: ohhh nvm i thought u were going to the temple
 ekimekim: chat is telling you to go left
neebusjeebus: my bad
 rogerivany: I don't think I've seen more then 4-6 prismarine in Drowned villages though.
Nathade: wrong way would be the way the others are going?
 CAKHost: Sunken ships aren't in yet, right?
 CAKHost: Okay!
Angreed66: did you reset terrain?
  Sarah_Serinde: No
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  TXC2: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! It's Sonic's 30th anniversary!
 egyptcraze: leave and relog?
 aitsu100: oh no
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: James lives here now
 tidehollowcat: 
 scuba_antney: You're on top of magma
Snowcookies: Minecraft as Mojang intended
 egyptcraze: wow there are so many of these in this version
 yomidian: i am a genius! / oh no!
Nuha:  
  TXC2: yomidian  the Serge Yager minecraft experience
 LordZarano: !findquote genius
  LRRbot: Quote #764: "Me and Cam are geniuses! We're the best!" —Adam [2015-10-01]
drfartmouth: You are computor games guy!
Angreed66: That 4-6 number was probably a total not per structure
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 rogerivany: Yeah, I think this one was hit
 corefluxx: 100
 PsychoI3oy: now they're waterbeds
Izandai: This game is so weird.
 egyptcraze: Steve's a BAMF for being able to hold his breath while sleeping for like 8 hrs lol
 Harvest25: break wood
 DudelidouX: yup
 CAKHost: Can multiple people help in breaking?
Izandai: No
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Angreed66: the wood is stopping should have used slime to position the conduit
 scuba_antney: Here little cows!
 MrQBear: Use a flint steel to burn it,? Is conduit flammable?
Izandai: They're underwater.
 MrQBear: Right how did I forget that
 CAKHost: Such an angry orb
Snowcookies: moo!
 DudelidouX: drink and refill
 egyptcraze: drink it now and then fill it again for someone else
 scuba_antney: Drink then bring full bucket back?
 rogerivany: drink the milk and refill the bucket?
Izandai: How do elytra activate in this version?
 scuba_antney: Woo!
  TXC2: Izandai  when you fall I think
Izandai: Automatically?
 Harvest25: Front door
Angreed66: Keep them all to yourself
  TXC2: !break
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sephsays: Also don't feed parrots to avocados.
Spades_Slicc: Don't feed parrots to avacodos either
Spades_Slicc: @sephsays jinx
Snowcookies: don't go anywhere except on your break
sephsays: @sephsays Same brain cell!
 CAKHost: Do avocados grow in the same environment as parrots???
Angreed66: Eh recycle dead bodies
Angreed66: The statement is don't feed live parrots to avocados
personal_meal59: hii
Izandai: Avocados are poisonous to parrots, is the thing.
 CAKHost: Did Serge just shut himself in the doors?
baskwalla: Tea probably
 Harvest25: I suggest Pizza happened to Uno
Sandeon: It's only 8
baskwalla: Thank you Serge
Sandeon: yes
 rogerivany: It's never too late for tea
sephsays: How dare you James.
Gadora: It's never too late for tea! Not British.
baskwalla: I thought there were Tea, all the way down
Sandeon: We drink all teas
Angreed66: Do parrots know avocados are poisonous to them?
 torin_nionel: Yup, no such thing as a bad time for tea - it's not the same as coffee, doesn't wire you
sephsays: Too late for tea. Psh.
 Avery316: tea can also mean dinner here
 SnackPak_: oofa
Sandeon: Serge, never try again, please
baskwalla: Cracking good
 Darleysam: Brit here: no
Sandeon: -5
 egyptcraze: -46
  Sarah_Serinde: I abstain 
 torin_nionel: -5
 ReiyChanter: -1
 EJGRgunner: -4
 mwlsn: 20, but I'm American
SuddenlyPandas: -2/10
 Sunmare_Dragon37: 1000
fuzzylogicfun: -7
sephsays: How dare you Serge
BrookJustBones: Uno needs to hear it
 SnackPak_: 11
Angreed66: It's the royal family they don't twerk
 GhostValv: ???
 CAKHost: -infinity
 SpacePotato01: crikey perfect.
  RomanGoro: I mean it sounded stolen so I'd say english enough
 tidehollowcat: In Serge's defense it was very funny
 GhostValv: 1
MatthewJudesGhost: It was so good that i now think the Canadian accent sounds fake by comparisson
 rogerivany: did you bring a hoe?
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Snowcookies: that's possible?
 egyptcraze: yall gonna make a guardian farm after this? or is that too much work for this series?
  Juliamon: Entirely possible
  Juliamon: I've seen some *weird* gens
baskwalla: Are we sure that's Uno tho?
 rogerivany: There should be one by the gold room
sephsays: Second question: does Uno think it's too late for a cuppa?
Boon_33: swing back at him Serge!
  Juliamon: Broken noises in a broken temple
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 egyptcraze: so whats the word on decaf tea, uno? do you have to only drink black tea?
 rogerivany: My grandparents did that their entire lives
NimrodXIV: holy moly
 SnackPak_: no gods no masters, only tea
  TXC2: the english innovation of heart burn 
BrookJustBones: Now we have time to start a pillager raid
Boon_33: decaf is just muddy water
Sandeon: pretty?
 rogerivany: Lets punch an Underwater monument
  TXC2: always believe in your soul
sephsays: Time for James' bedroom to get an upgrade.
BrookJustBones: I usually do the potions method
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neebusjeebus: nice joke serge
 rogerivany: I TnT with water breathing and night vision potions
 torin_nionel: I'm sad at how that amazing joke from Serge went over their heads
Sandeon: the pick does nothign
Boon_33: what is the right tool for sponge in this update?
Angreed66: the hand right now
 creasehearst: the hoe change is 1.16
 creasehearst: for sponges
Angreed66: so the correct tool is anything that doesn't have durability
 rogerivany: Might as well fill the inventory so you don't have to come back.
  TXC2: wow that water is REALLY good at blocking light 
 CAKHost: Getting out of the water is bad now!
Angreed66: can you do a raid without a banner in this update?
  Sarah_Serinde: A raid does sound entertaining
 Grevas13: chance of death=fun
  TXC2: where in the world is Carmen Boatiago ?
  TXC2: it's piracy
 Riiiiiiis: nothing special
 SnackPak_: loss of tea
 DudelidouX: piracy
 Grevas13: in the 19th century, death
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: GTB
Spades_Slicc: death
neebusjeebus: grand theft boato
 Astramentha: Execution
 aitsu100: hanging irl
 rogerivany: Mutiny?
SuddenlyPandas: you wouldn't download a boat would you?
Boon_33: piracy, hang them!
 omdorastrix: You can't download a boat
 Mr_Horrible: I would absolutely download a boat
 SpacePotato01: grand theft boato
Gadora: The punishment is boat ownership. It's expensive.
 egyptcraze: grand theft (n)auto(cal)
 aitsu100: well we have to ask is Uno supported by the Crown if so then Uno Privateer'd your boat
 Astramentha: Grand theft sail-o, no engines
 SnackPak_: torch stonks
 SpacePotato01: punishment... boat prison
 Bearudite: oh hi marque
 SpacePotato01: it's the other inmates who are boats
Boon_33: privateers are allowed to steal boats, that's the whole thing
 SnackPak_:   
 omdorastrix: A letter of "Oh Hi Mark"
 Astramentha: @bearudite Boooooo
 tidehollowcat: Best part about being a privateer is that you get to steal things
 Grevas13: also death
 Riiiiiiis: false accusation
baskwalla: Resurrect Uno obvs
sephsays: Did Serge steal his own boat?
 chronically_poor: wrongful accusation
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: Slander is verbal, libel is print.
 DudelidouX: so Serge's crime is fraud
  TXC2: Libel has to be written down
 Robot_Bones: If a boat became stolen
 SnackPak_: ouch
 aitsu100: oh no
 LordZarano: Perjury?
Master_Gunner: I figured the punishment would be exile to Australia.
 Mr_Horrible: imagine getting roasted by the dude on the gallows
 creasehearst: the dash taking place immediately after eating the poutine?
 Wolfstrike_NL: So Serge now ows Uno a putine and a 100m dash
 rogerivany: Dash first for god's sake
  TXC2: 100m dash = MASSIVE plushy of the PS1 mascot 
 Bowlsrus2000: Let James decide
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah seems pretty self-explanatory to me
baskwalla: Wow, steal a boat = die, go into James' room = die
 aitsu100: Cluckral punishment for that chickem
Jogela: For eggcelent sleeping of course
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: autoboatmobile
Angreed66: minecraft violates the chicken egg timeline
 aitsu100: boats are autombiles technically
  TXC2: motorboat
 PsychoI3oy: are the villagers from the iron farm missing?
 aitsu100: mega this raid
 rogerivany: I didn't know you could stack bad omen
Snowcookies: !fall
 Mangledpixel: I believe in general ship/boat theft falls under the umbrella of piracy/maritime crime
  TXC2: lots of open air
 Mangledpixel: or maricrime for short
  TXC2: Mangledpixel  chef's kiss, no notes
 aitsu100: !fall
  TXC2: chat this isn't James' homestream 
 LordZarano: Didn't you go west to get to the Mesa last episode?
 rogerivany: what are we looking for?
 aitsu100: pillager outpost
  Sarah_Serinde: I don't have to count falls here dangit 
Snowcookies: We're creatures of habit, we can't help it 
  TXC2: but will it be cooler ?
  Sarah_Serinde: Have fun, I'm just happy not to have extra work 
 rogerivany: coastal villages?
  TXC2: we need a cost/benefit analysis on moving apart vs together 
 egyptcraze: its over Serge, James has the high ground
  Sarah_Serinde: This is what bonus streams are for
  TXC2: ^
  Sarah_Serinde: Or home streams
 aitsu100: uuuuhhhh one more?
 DudelidouX: should we check with chunkbase? at least to be sure you're not going in a really bad direction?
 Transmuted_Elf: what game is being talked of?
TwitchTVsFrank: Or bonus home streams @sarah_serinde
  Sarah_Serinde: Indeed
  TXC2: the finals? that seems too generic for a name?
  Sarah_Serinde: People use generic words as company/product names all the time
  RomanGoro: Or bonus stream homes
  Sarah_Serinde: Though I agree it does make things harder
  Sarah_Serinde: @RomanGoro not it 
 Ravynn: Some marketers fail to convince people about SEO
 Manae: Two-week closed beta, it says on Steam
 rogerivany: I hope so Uno
  Sarah_Serinde: And then some prioritize SEO over grammar or comprehensibility
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  RomanGoro: I think Cherrywood is a variant of mountain or meadow
  TXC2: Sarah_Serinde  it's a sliding scale
sephsays: I doubt it, because the cherry groves are only very high? And then we'd get really weird mountain village generation
sephsays: I miss the ridiculous foundations that some of the dumb villages used to generate.
 rogerivany: Uno's chicken following you
 aitsu100: up the biomes lower the spawn rate
  Sarah_Serinde: @TXC2 With constantly changing standards too
  TXC2: indeed
Jogela: Thanks Uno!
  TXC2: sleeping in a swamp at low tide, what could go wrong?
 Mangledpixel: there's nothing like a nice camp, and that was nothing like a nice camp 
 LordZarano: I have the map up if you want coordinates or just what biome the nearest outpost is
  Juliamon: I look forward to seeing a village spawn right at the edge of one and bleed into it, at least
  TXC2: a wesert
 SpleenLord: What are they looking for?
TwitchTVsFrank: What will wells do?
Snowcookies: pillager outposr
 mwlsn: once it does something will it be a well, actually?
  Juliamon: There are
Angreed66: outposts re typically rarer right
 SpleenLord: There are
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: yep
 CAKHost: In my experience, Pillager raiders just "happen" near me and I guess I'm supposed to keep the bad omen when I go into a village.
WitchyTQ: pillager outposts can spawn anywhere, villages cannot
  TXC2: hello WitchyTQ
WitchyTQ: hi
  TXC2:   there
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr:  
 DudelidouX: Outpost can't be too close to a village but it can be in the middle of nowhere.
  Sarah_Serinde: We need a noteblock to go with these hay bales 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: dongle that bongle!
 CAKHost: \o/
 omdorastrix: bbBBBBbbbbBbBACK
Snowcookies: back to the pit
 SnackPak_: Serge pls
 PsychoI3oy:            
  Sarah_Serinde: But that was part of the fun of the raids in your first PAC season James 
  TXC2: it's the remix 
  Sarah_Serinde: The silly bells
 MrSarkhan: 
 cassaclyzm:    
  Juliamon: He doesn't need all of them
Snowcookies: Remember to say "BACK TO THE PIT" while dingling the bell
 Ritaspirithntr: 
Sandeon: Don't different installations have different texture/voice packs usually?
 mwlsn: This is a Sergelly-managed economy
Sandeon: Why does James have the sound isntalled on this?
 LordZarano: Not near thisa village no
  TXC2: what that villager does now is campaign for UBI
Snowcookies: @Sandeon Because he punches chunks on his homestream
 LordZarano: South East
 LordZarano: Right, I always mix up East and West
  Juliamon: gods no
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh, god, no
lollerskate: Southwest just exploded yeah
ThorSokar: South West is the one who's ENTIRE computer system failed
  TXC2: all American airlines suck
 LurkerSpine: there are no longer any good usa airlines
 rogerivany: I feel that LordZarano
 aitsu100: all US Airlines suck
baskwalla: all airlines are the worst
  Juliamon: They're all bad, but Southwest is really REALLY bad
lollerskate: I don't use them if at all possible
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: well yes
lollerskate: Alaska Airlines is fantastic
 LurkerSpine: Southwest used to be good like 10 years ago
WitchyTQ: Alaska
 ComplexedOne: United
 erloas: I fly a lot, Delta has usually done very well for me
lollerskate: Alaska Airlines
BrookJustBones: The seaplane to seatle
  TXC2: something something America needs more good trains
 Robot_Bones: it walking an option
 Arazien: JetBlue has never done me wrong
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: The best American airline is: "No."
 egyptcraze: its still better than when united beat the bus out of a black guy and kicked him off a flight bc he refused to give up his lawfully paid for seat when they overbooked and wanted to give priority to a white customer
WitchyTQ: Alaska has never let me down tbh
 omnilord: Alaska still has some dignity left
 DudelidouX: Except that's not true that it has to be close to a village.
 Mangledpixel: Pan-Am, they even fly to Space Station V
  TXC2: PanAm? 
  Juliamon: The authentic experience is "bad"
 aitsu100: when i travel all i do is decide if i want a layover in texas or georgia
Izandai: Serge, the Authentic American Experience sucks. You don't want that.
 egyptcraze: up to 5
WitchyTQ: okay have fun making fun of america i need to go do a chore  bye chat
TheAinMAP: I remember the Seth Meyers joke where he kept trying to name what was now the best airline and eventually settled on Amtrak.
  TXC2: so long WitchyTQ  stay safe
 rogerivany: For liability sake the fire is killing them
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: that's a lot of zoombinis
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: more dots
 LordZarano: Looking at the map, there are outposts with no village in a 1000 block radius. This one just got lucky
voren_chalco: Why does it sound like they're actually saying "ow"?
  TXC2: voren_chalco  they are?
  RomanGoro: Why are we getting this many bad omens?
voren_chalco: @TXC2 That's fair
neebusjeebus: TIL that bad omen stackas
  Juliamon: They can die from their own deflected arrow
 rogerivany: Wow, that is really close to that village
Izandai: There's a cheevo for blocking an arrow with a shield and one for killing a pillager with a crossbow but not one for killing anything with a reflected arrow.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: just takin a nap wiht 3 arrows sticking out of me
Izandai: @neebusjeebus Yup. You get a tougher raid the higher the level, but the rewards for winning it are also greater.
 LordZarano: Could've been using optifine since 1.7
Izandai: Doesn't it cap at 5?
 egyptcraze: it does
  Sarah_Serinde: I mean, other loss condition is taking too long to beat the raid, right?
  Juliamon: Prepare the village!
 CatTreeDreamCar: Takes a pillage to raze a village.
 LurkerSpine: If the raid results in player victory, the Hero of the Village's potency equals the Bad Omen's potency (capped at level 5).
 LurkerSpine: ^ wiki
  TXC2: "stop talking, go to home jail"
Boon_33: "are you too good for your home!?"
  Juliamon: I mean, you only really need to lock two of them up, right?
 Arazien: Very good joke CatTreeDreamCar
 CAKHost: We missed a back to the pit. :c
Izandai: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Sure are 
 CAKHost: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Or build stairs partway down?
 creasehearst: James the pincushion
  Sarah_Serinde: But not all the way to the bottom so pillagers can't climb up
 egyptcraze: ist that now already?
  Sarah_Serinde: Or water 
  Juliamon: I think that's 1.16?
Sandeon: this si a cold biome
Angreed66: Also if you die you won't have elytra to travel 1300 blocks
Sandeon: the water might freeze
neebusjeebus: you also have to escape the pillagers
 CAKHost: Water would freeze in this biome...
 CAKHost: Or at least should.
neebusjeebus: @Angreed66 theres a much closer village to them that theyre going to raid
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 CAKHost: Wow
 Mangledpixel: Leeeeerooooooy
  TXC2: LEEEEEEEROOOOOY
 LordZarano: "Hero" of the village
  Sarah_Serinde: I missed the  raid 
  Sarah_Serinde: It's been so long
 badpandabear:   
 MrQBear: I thought hitting the bell was a toggle "Go back home" / "Safe Now"?
  TXC2: r-r-r-r-remix!
Izandai: Back to the–Back to the–Back to–Back–Back to the–Back to the pit!
 Manae: Don't they panic every time the bell is rung and pick a new bed?
  Juliamon: Oh, set spawn without sleeping is 1.15. So next week!
 DudelidouX: one sends them home the other tells them to come out doesn't it?
Boon_33: hello kitty
 LurkerSpine: is it that dude in the valley that you just flew over?
 CAKHost: KITTY
 rogerivany: Hit boxes?
 LordZarano: Doesn't ringing the bell illuminate where the pillager is or was that added later?
 torin_nionel: Yeah it's buggy in that version, had to have somebody doing spectator to find them in the caves.
chris365: If you ring the bell it shows the pillagers
 Mantafold: there may have been a witch in the cave.
 MrSarkhan:   
chris365: Yes, also they could be in a cave in which case you would have to move it
  TXC2: and now the game truly begins
KingTaltia: I don't think that's a mechanic yet, that was in a post-release update, I believe?
 omdorastrix: Wavager time
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: LlllllllllllllllIBERATED
Izandai: Does blocking a ravager charge with a shield stun it in this version?
  TXC2: very world police right now
 egyptcraze: harbingers of Doom....AND Liberation. How ironically American of you XD
 PsychoI3oy: GG
TheAinMAP:   
  TXC2:   
TwitchTVsFrank:   
 Jobot180:    
 creasehearst: low world difficulty?
 CAKHost: \o/
Boon_33:  
  Sarah_Serinde: What's the server on?
 tyrsredritehand:   
  Sarah_Serinde: For difficulty
baskwalla: *Ewok singing*
 omdorastrix: Low difficulty world or area?
 LordZarano: 1.14 "Hitting a bell now gives the glowing effect to raiders within a 32-block-radius of the bell."
 rogerivany: Are evokers in the game yet?
lollerskate: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah that'd do it 
offbeatwitch: LOL
  TXC2: there it is
TwitchTVsFrank: 
zeathean: Easy mode is easy
 omdorastrix: Easy Mode
 CAKHost: Yay! Baby mode!
Snowcookies: lol
chris365: Well guess you gotta do it again
offbeatwitch: probably set in your server config
  Sarah_Serinde: @chris365 ^
 tyrsredritehand: but what if super easy mode? 
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah sounds like maybe the same problem we've been having on the friendcraft server
  Sarah_Serinde: On James's home stream
TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/AgitatedAffluentWombatVoteYea-2jHXdYf3Qy4FHYb8
 CAKHost: Hey this means you handled the underwater monument on easy!
 TemporallyAwry: Pretty sure you can 
 egyptcraze: no you can. bc thats how raid farms work
  RomanGoro: You can drink a bucket of milk
 tyrsredritehand: Sniped
 badpandabear: velocitay!
  TXC2: A-trained that guy 
 SnackPak_: nice hotguy
 LordZarano: You can absolutely get bad omen again, How Did We Get Here requites you to have Hero and Omen at the same time
 Nydestroyer: @TXC2 oh no
 LordZarano: *requires
 gualdhar: when did the Vex invade Minecraft?
 CAKHost: For the hit boxes, is the blue line showing the direction the arrow came from?
 virgil82: @gualdhar We don't really know how long ago.  Time travel and all that.
 Riiiiiiis: Uno!! I will make that t-shirt right away 
 gualdhar: ok, well watch out for the Vex chicken boops, they can still Architects you real hard
Boon_33: we only have 1 heart a piece, and you don't hear us complaining!
  TXC2: Boon_33  because we're too weak to speak up?
  ritchards: at this point, it just feels like bullying
Boon_33: the real raiders are the mine`o`clock crew all along
 CAKHost: At what point does being covered in arrows looks like you are tarred and feathered?
 Nydestroyer: man they sound so much like warrio it keeps throwing me off
 Wolfstrike_NL: One of the mine o clock guys has a clock on them  ?
 egyptcraze: first time having. clock on you has been in any way relevant
Dergib: are we building a raid farm? just got here
baskwalla: @Dergib Nah, just raiding
Snowcookies: just normal raids
  TXC2: in before it's easier somehow 
Angreed66: expecting the last wave of easy
  Sarah_Serinde: Few more than that
 Robot_Bones: it starts with... 1 thing I don't know why
 LordZarano: "Additionally in Java Edition, if a bell is rung and there is a raid mob within 32 blocks, the Glowing effect will be applied to all raid mobs within 48 blocks. It will produce a resonating sound once this process is complete." - 1.14.4 wiki
  Juliamon: yeah vindicators will do that on Hard
Dergib: How many raids have we completed so far?
  Juliamon: One on easy
 rogerivany: I've seen JoeKim do that.
  ritchards: or a lot of snow golems!
 Robot_Bones: I could go for some Farside strips
 Arazien: Cow tools
 Jobot180: Flanking maneuvers
Dergib: that vindicator wasn't stopping
  Sarah_Serinde: Well now Uno's gone and jinxed James 
  Sarah_Serinde:   
 omdorastrix: Lava>
Dergib: I was just about to ask where is the vex. lol
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: that's a lotta mans
  TXC2: we need grenades 
josh___something: Dying to vex? is this destiny?
 CodeGorilla: Make it count!
  Sarah_Serinde: Good job Serge
Dergib: is this wave 4 or 5?
 beowuuf: whether rpg or minecraft, always lkill the mage first 
chris365: 3 I thought
TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/ResoluteAmusedKimchiMikeHogu-9VVlCmfGlK5m6OGs
Dergib: any bets on how many villagers will be left alive? do we know how many we started with?
  Juliamon: Dergib Serge locked up at least 3
 beowuuf: in our hearts they're all still alive somewhere
Dergib: but vex don't care about that @Juliamon
  Sarah_Serinde: James demonstrating the advantages of infinity on your bow
Boon_33: 
 Jobot180: You found the swarm
 tyrsredritehand: Just bring in Adam "minecraft master" Savidan
 beowuuf:   
 brainbosh: So if you kill all the illagers before you kill off the vex then they just add up huh
 Wolfstrike_NL: Might have stolen some arrows from picking up Uno's loot?
 LordZarano: Half a heart! 
 rogerivany: Half a heart
 DudelidouX: Vexes have 14hp or 7 hearts
Dergib: healers and dps first. lol
KeytarCat: Remember to collect the Vex milk to power your home!  Wait, what game is this?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Dergib: time to abandon the village? lol
 beowuuf: honey nut death loops, just add the vex milk
 scuba_antney: Here's where the flame sword actually comes in handy
Angreed66: raids would be 1000% easier witout evoker/vexes
 Wolfstrike_NL: first death \o/
  Sarah_Serinde: "Don't run away but also don't die" sure, easy 
 Manae: TPK finally happens
 Mr_Horrible: "You can't die!" "Oh, okay then"
TheAinMAP: 
 PsychoI3oy: i think you done hecked up
 Wolfstrike_NL: and that was also a complete party wipe
  Sarah_Serinde: James survived for a really long time though
Snowcookies: mistakes were made
 Jobot180: That's what happens when you stop running away and be brave: you die.
  TXC2: he really did
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Kill the strays for arrows.
 scuba_antney: You're out of the raid though
  TXC2: Jobot180  many years later right?
 Wolfstrike_NL: F
lollerskate: F
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: F
TheAinMAP: Welp.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: F
 GhostValv: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 toenolla: F
 tyrsredritehand: F
 scuba_antney: Kill the strays for a few arrows?
  TXC2: 
 Jobot180: @TXC2 Sure. Happily in your sleep as and old adventurer.
 scuba_antney: Serge is just too far from the village so the raid doesn't show
 Arazien: Never back down 2: The back down
 beowuuf: byyyye
TwitchTVsFrank: If James's bow had infinity this was doable
 CAKHost: Thanks for the stream!
  TXC2: thanks for streaming Uno
 Wolfstrike_NL: totem!
 scuba_antney: The raid isn't done, you're just not around the village
 LordZarano: "Bad Omen accumulates up to Bad Omen VI"
  TXC2: we left the village to it's fate
  Sarah_Serinde: If you take too long then eventually you lose
 beowuuf: time or villagers dying
 Wolfstrike_NL: 3 arrows!
 scuba_antney: Arrows!!!
 Manae: Lose condition is something like 30 minutes?
 creasehearst: the lose condition is either all the villagers dying or taking too long
Monocerotis2010: Tunnel to it
 Jobot180: GG, folks
 DudelidouX: Remember not to reload that area next week.
 beowuuf: bye!
  TXC2: thanks for streaming James and Serge
Sarah_Serinde subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 104 months!
  Sarah_Serinde: Cool raid! 
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Sarah_Serinde! (Today's storm count: 17)
 LordZarano: "if the village being attacked by a raid no longer registers as a village (i.e. all villagers were killed or all beds were destroyed), the raid ends, the Raid bar displays "Raid - Defeat", and all of the illagers celebrate"
 CAKHost: Thanks for the stream!
Snowcookies: thanks for the stream
 Jobot180: Thanks for the stream 
 toenolla: thanks for all the fish 
 beowuuf: 
baskwalla: Bye akk
baskwalla: *all
 rogerivany: Today's lesson.  Always have enough arrows.
  TXC2: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Scorn) at Tue 01:30 PM PST (20m from now).
  TXC2: !events
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: sorry, what is lurr em tee gee? is that like lurmtug?
  TXC2: GhostofJeffGoldblum  kinda yeah
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
  TXC2: !patreon
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  TXC2: !discord
  LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
 Tandtroll_OG: Thanks for today!
 beowuuf: thanks and night all!
  TXC2: !mastodon
  LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun is now on Mastodon! You can find them (reposting from the Twitter account for the time being) at LoadingReadyRun@kind.social, and LRRMtG at LRRMTG@kind.social.
  TXC2: !store
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KeytarCat: Rhythm Cafe having an espresso special: Hi-fi Rush!
 Riiiiiiis: is LRR on Tinder?
  TXC2: bye
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: bye
Snowcookies: bye
  TXC2: Riiiiiiis  Creepy doll is yes  
KeytarCat: @Riiiiiiis Christian Mingle 
  TXC2: Goodnight everybody
 Riiiiiiis: @TXC2 I think we've all matched with Creepy Doll... right?
 Riiiiiiis: goodnight
 Mangledpixel: in other news, finally finished the front section of my Klingon D7: https://i.imgur.com/j2TBXXG.png
  Sarah_Serinde: Wow I forgot about Creepy Doll getting a dating profile 
 Riiiiiiis: Ohhhh, nice Mangledpixel
KeytarCat: Breakfast over!  And it's only 13:20!  Better than yesterday already 😊
 Metric_Furlong: !advice
  LRRbot: Turn the crank.
 Metric_Furlong: !findquote crank
  LRRbot: Quote #5871: "Cranking the Twiddlestick Charger is optional." —Graham [2019-03-08]
 Metric_Furlong: an option lrrbot wants us to take
 jessieimproved: I hope I'm not too late to the Creepy Doll discussion but I hope they are on Farmer's Only with the straw hat
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