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Angreed66: The 0s next is always satisfying
: ah, hi everyone - totally forgot to look at the clock, i'm happy Manae did
creasehearst: new crapshot's out, it's a good one
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TXC2: hello Genie_M and Xed_Regulus welcome
beowuuf: after this week UK seems to de-sync with canada for a few weeks, so won't catch early streams at the right time anymore. Glad paul and heather are doing their bonus this friday not next!
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TXC2: good old golden week, lasts a fortnight this year
Xed_Regulus: Is corporate mandated training the most boring thing on the planet? Maybe...
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beowuuf: get to see later streams or go to bed at a reasonable time, but miss the start earlier streams
TXC2: here we GO!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: And SERGE!
beowuuf: and non-daylight savings time serge!
Zarober: Man the Mine oclock intro is a banger
TXC2: Hello James
baskwalla: oh hi
CanPlayGames: HI JAMS
kaziel0: Hello James!
Genie_M: Welcome to my primary monitor
ritchards: do we get to poke James about twittering again?
Sarah_Serinde: Hi James
Lync77: Just logged off minecraft
BrookJustBones: DId everyone do their homework at the afk fishing farm?
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jdtreker: Good morning!
Mazrae: Ages ages ages
: 200 Craft that mine
ritchards: 14...14...14... ages... 14... ages
TXC2: Cannons_are_an_instrument and that's awesome
Angreed66: wait people actually afk'd?
beowuuf: surgeon uno, doctor of eggsellent subjects
kaziel0: Hello Uno!
TXC2: Hello Uno
beowuuf: fast enough run a company, hey-o!
Quaseymoto: About 2 weeks.
: That's a mood
TXC2: Hello Serge
kaziel0: Hello Serge!
Sarah_Serinde: Not an uncommon sentiment really
beowuuf: better to shave a face than curse the james turner
beowuuf: xeno's uno's paradox
Genie_M: <1 min
BrookJustBones: do you stretch beforehand?
jessieimproved: 100 meter dash is hard for me, I am so short
TXC2: 100m and 5k are VERY different runs
jessieimproved: I was really proud of myself one time in high school when i stood in for the 4x400 and we got 1st place
TheElrad: 9.58 seconds is the current world record
ChrisGMiller: @TXC2 yeah, by about 4900m.
LurkerSpine: my guess is about 7 minutes lol
beowuuf: 100m dash but you aren't allowed to keep running after the 100m mark
Dread_Pirate_Westley: 100 m poutine?
Mazrae: I would be dead around the 25m mark
Sarah_Serinde: Serge raises a strong point
RayFK: and then James puking
rotarysorter: time to run AND eat the poutine
BrookJustBones: 1 of you eats first and then runs and the other reverses
Genie_M: 100m poutine dash
: poutine after 100m would make you barf so fast
Darth_Litigious: Fastest time to run 100 meters then eat an entire poutine?
RealGamerCow: 20 seconds is reasonable. Serge is in shape
Angreed66: How much would you have to be paid to not eat poutine for an entire year?
beowuuf: this isn't the 100m trying to make the bus then?
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rotarysorter: faster than eating the poutine THEN running
RayFK: I always love people talking about how fast they can do anything. The short answer is, it's always harder than you think.
RayFK: because the human sense of time is shit
RealGamerCow: You could also do the 40 yard time like in the NFL
Mazrae: Who ran around the track when they got ice cream last time
: I thouhgt I was slightly late for the Minecraft, but I guess it hasn't started yet
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Welcome to Mine O'Track & Field.
RealGamerCow: They are indeed chocks
Harvest25: We need an impartial Adam to time it
beowuuf: i knew what uno meant
RealGamerCow: or starting blocks
Sarah_Serinde: I love this entire discussion
BrookJustBones: I think you just made a Live bit
Sarah_Serinde: Absolutely not that is the wrong kind of cheese for poutine
Sarah_Serinde: curds or riot
Angreed66: I thought a live segment proved cheese is expensive
: yeah this is just live bit now
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Genie_M: I can _walk_ 5k
TXC2: wow I'm 8 mins faster then James
RebelliousUno: 7.5k an hour
: why does one not just drive the 5k, it's much faster.
Genie_M: cement shoes are for diving
Angreed66: I'm with serge on this
: hi friends!
TXC2: I agree with Serge, so much nicer to see stuff while you're running
Calyte: I want Monotonous repetition when I run. Treadmill all the way.
TXC2: Hello Statist42 welcome
Genie_M: i did one-athlon
Genie_M: just the swimming
Mazrae: I'm just going to think about a 5k that's all the effort that I am going to put into it
Genie_M: you can call it "swimming"
: Calyte did that with rowing, can't take it anymore
lollerskate: Mentally I can't do the physical distance but I can run on a treadmill and be fine. I think it's the knowledge that I can get off if I need to and just be home 😅
Harvest25: GG Serge
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RebelliousUno: at my school we just did the egg and spoon race
beowuuf: i love long distance walking with stuff around. Couldn't treadmill the distances i can do when my walking fitness is up
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Serge does the triathlon, and he gets one (1) poutine.
CanPlayGames: Serge does Tri James Builds Rivendale Lego
SherWhoLocked13: Have we just started?
: That's a bold thing to ask someone to promise on the internet
: snickers these days
TXC2: no joke, I will (in lets say 6 months) Race James in a 10K
scuba_antney: A sprint tri is a 5k
: @SherWhoLocked13 the banter has been going for a while
TheElrad: that's the sprint
SherWhoLocked13: @SherWhoLocked13 As always
GhostofJeffGoldblum: the swim is the rough part.
RealGamerCow: The swimming is brutal
TheElrad: Olympic is 1.5 km swimming, 40 km bike and 10 km run
Angreed66: It's also multiple muscle groups
BrookJustBones: Olympic is double that
: clearly the excitement for villager trading has been tempered by the farms not working
Harvest25: just about a half a mile
Elenodul: olympic triathlon is 1.5k swim, 40k bike and 10k run
: well done Uno
ArtemisHuntress: 1.5k swim is sooo much
: an ironman triathlon is 3.9 km swimming, 181 km bike and 42.2 km running
Angreed66: The bike ride is entirely dependent on terrain
beowuuf: it's called a try-athalon, not a succeed-athalon
: The trick to find somewhere you can swim up hill, bike downhill, and run on flat ground
ArtemisHuntress: I could probably swim that distance in 90 minutes
Welbog: "The" Matt Wiggins?!
: I learned about the Ironman from the Magnum Rewatch Podcast
ElektroTal: i can't even do a fraction of a part of that
TXC2: Welbog the very same
Genie_M: ultratriathlon is 38km swimming, 1800km bike and 422km running
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Matt "Matt Wiggins" Wiggins
LurkerSpine: I could do the biking and that's about it
kumatsu: I was going to try and do the Disney half-marathon next year but the website bugged out on me and it sold out before I could sign up :T
: It was a delight
mjiig: The ironman is actually the original triathlon
Easilycrazyhat: It helps having a vibranium exosxeleton
scuba_antney: They do have biathalon's that use water bikes, @RebelliousUno
TXC2: ages ages ages
: wait, are you allowed to do minecraft on a talk stream?
RebelliousUno: a pedalo maybe?
Snowcookies: and it only took 18 mins intot eh stream
beowuuf: athalon athalon athalon athalon
GhostofJeffGoldblum: you okay James?
Angreed66: One age for every version
Genie_M: agers agers agers
TheElrad: illag illage illage
Sarah_Serinde: @beowuuf It's ok, it looks like they accidentally labelled this as a Minecraft stream anyway
Arazien: Time for a minecraft triathalon. Swimming, running, pig riding
Harvest25: wow that is recent
TXC2: I mean 2020 was 50 years ago
RebelliousUno: The word village has just lost all meaning
beowuuf: i wonder if we lucked any interrum villages before the revamp?
Genie_M: Bam! and Boo!
beowuuf: all praise composter for getting rid of all the seeds
: I'm not sure "fun" goes with Notch
TemporallyAwry: ^ seriously.
Sarah_Serinde: Well that sounds like something you need to experiment with today
DudelidouX: Time for music!
scuba_antney: Pumpkin = didgeridoo...... checks out
RealGamerCow: everything is benefitted by more cowbell
TXC2: proscaff or antiscaff ?
Stratavarius: One of the best way to transmit redstone signals vertically
RomanGoro: I'm about 73% pro scaffolding
Welbog: Nothing's worse than phantoms
: Scaffolding is great, you just need the directional placement mod to make it shine
jessieimproved: I like scaffolding but I seem to be in a minority
sephsays: If I have bamboo, they're good. If I don't have bamboo, I'm not going searching for it, and I'll nerd pole.
: scaffolding doens't kill off new players just trying to figure out the world
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Genie_M: I really like the aesthetics and can see how a hassle it is to use
Arazien: Being able to knock it all down in one hit makes scaffolding pretty nice
: It is
RebelliousUno: Smokers, Boomers, Hunters and Tanks
beowuuf: weeee doooooo
: But soup group!
Welbog: Suspicious Stu and his friend New Year's Steve
TXC2: he's just so suspicious
arrowbounce: suspicious stew is useful in natural regen off worlds.
RomanGoro: I didn't know cats drop string. Because I would have never killed a cat, nor watched anyone kill a cat
Angreed66: Cat but in the face when you wake up isn't really cute
badpandabear: You have to unsit the cat to get it to sleep on the owner, which most people forget to do.
rotarysorter: phantom farms are super simple cobweb traps in my experience
sephsays: Feed 'em dandelions! Get that saturation stew!
BrookJustBones: For UHC mostly
goombalax: thats hilarious
: that sounds like a meme they included
TemporallyAwry: Peaceful Mode slime farm - it's great.
Genie_M: they are here because they are _fun_
Lync77: Scicraft made it great
Welbog: "How can I put 100 of these in a 1x1 cube?"
beowuuf: pain cow
Lync77: Good source of leads
: James has only murdered a few of them in the current season of his PAC home stream
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BrookJustBones: Wandering trader farms are really cool, cuz they move the spawing traders with water outside of loaded chunks so you can check them all when you get back in
beowuuf: took so long to realise invisibility wasn't a game glitch
: soo time for a wandering trader farm?
beowuuf: never seen that
TXC2: Zillages ?
goombalax: they have zombies in the houses sometimes
Juliamon: There are usually zombie villagers in them
TemporallyAwry: Not this update, just that it added both of the snow villages together.
Juliamon: they just... tend to walk out into the sun
Welbog: off by one
TXC2: hello ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat welcome
Mazrae: How do you make an afk fish farm
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Harvest25: Oh, will Serge craft the new exciting Smoker?
Angreed66: How many unbreaking 3 books did you get?
egyptcraze: it means "hello crafters" across 3 diff languages lol
Welbog: Slow down, what
TXC2: so deeper storage ?
Juliamon: Passed one, second row
BrookJustBones: You missed 1 in the middle of row two
LordZarano: Ah, that sneezing panda is an HD reupload from 2016, the original had over 160M views before it was removed
graal_smith: James, impersonate a creeper into the mic, see if you can make Serge jump.
Angreed66: As someone who really likes to avoid using non farmable blocks 100%
rogerivany: Did we actually update to 1.14? I thought we were staying at 1.13 for another week.
RomanGoro: Do you think 1.20 is releasing by those 5 weeks?
ekimekim: depreciated is different
TXC2: obsolescent ?
ekimekim: deprecated: "we still use it, but we don't want to"
Tplayne: in the code, but plz ddont use for NEW developement
Genie_M: "works, but please don't use"
mjiig: The developers would like you to think you can't use it, so that you stop using it
RomanGoro: Deprecated is "we didn't remove it yet so we don't break things, but stop using it"
BrookJustBones: That's just Dutch for broken
DegHag: Some major Hansel vibes there.
Statist42: or german @BrookJustBones
TXC2: I though Kuput was Germen ?
omdorastrix: "Legacy Code"?
ArtemisHuntress: time to put the kibosh on this conversation
Angreed66: You might want to keep a pair of leather boots for powdered snow
BrookJustBones: @TXC2 Kapot is Dutch spelling, but English pronunciation would even out
TXC2: BrookJustBones ah, neat
DegHag: Oh my god I never knew you could combine enchanted books.
egyptcraze: You sue tropical fish to breed axolotls
Statist42: and the german spelling @TXC2 is "kaputt"
BrookJustBones: Dutch and German also have the same root language so they have a lot of words that sound alike with the same meaning
TXC2: Statist42 ah, ok
Riiiiiiis: @Statist42 And in Denmark, we've optimized it to kaput
rogerivany: smite is zombies
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Sarah_Serinde: I'll miss Uno
ekimekim: Sarah_Serinde: sometimes it's almost like I can still hear him...
ThingsOnMyStream: James "Unbreaking Pants" Turner
TXC2: !quote RebelliousUno
LRRbot: Quote #7287: "what if I just build it wrong and call it done?" —RebelliousUno [2020-10-13]
TXC2: Hello Paul
Riiiiiiis: Hi Paul
Sarah_Serinde: That sure is a book
Angreed66: It's a modal book
BrookJustBones: Just think of them as split cards in MTG
Angreed66: I saw an efficiency 5 book in there
BrookJustBones: Should you all get depth strider and respiration before heading to the ocean monument?
neebusjeebus: least levels as well
CaptainSpam: Repair time!
CAKHost: Hey repair materials!
BrookJustBones: add looting to your sword
Angreed66: The basics is you want to combine as many ingredients in pairs up till the final product
TXC2: Words hurt James
CaptainSpam: Okay, NOW continue to get stuck on trees!
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Sandeon: now your entire ravine is going to go dark
Arazien: Ah, so that's how one digs up
Kelderan: James, falling? More likely than you think!
Creideiki_SE: Physics, how does it work?
Harvest25: well mending works now
BrookJustBones: Do any of you have looting on your sword?
neebusjeebus: it has mending right? just get xp
DudelidouX: hold it in your off hand and go kill thinks?
scuba_antney: Do you even need that? Or, with it on, will it heal?
PsychoI3oy: that's one louder
TXC2: it goes to 11!
Trahas: But why not just make 10 the loudest?
Angreed66: fishing is a lot of exp
LordZarano: Fun fact: that amp is still sold, and the dial on it goes up to 20
neebusjeebus: this goes to show how useless the phantom really is lmao. you could use it to repair your elytra, or you could just enchant it with mending and farm xp
TemporallyAwry: Is this before they fixed the "bug" where you could go net-positive on the bookshelf <-> Book trade?
Ktolos: Hero of the village works though
CaptainSpam: Aren't these the old Mending rules?
wench_tacular: Minecraft, after dark
BrookJustBones: The fishing rod will also steal
: the dark days of 3 months ago
ekimekim: wait, so in modern minecraft having multiple mending items will duplicate the XP?
BrookJustBones: @ekimekim No, in old minecraft, fully repaired items with mending would still pick up XP
LordZarano: People *really* wanted flying mobs, but in hindsight The Great Hunger would have been WAY better for the game than Phantoms
Tehbeard: @ekimekim No, in previous versions it would select any item with mending, and if that item was already full durability, you just got the XP, nowadays it selects only damaged mending tools
ekimekim: BrookJustBones: oooooh
Bowlsrus2000: Mine for coal
Genie_M: no, it chooses one of the things in random - but only those which can be mended
ShaneLeeAtk: Ages ages
CaptainSpam: Raw materials.
rogerivany: I tend to use the Nitwits as "Stock"
wench_tacular: Adam and Steve
TXC2: "we are in agreement it is ok to kidnap people"
Sarah_Serinde: Can always breed a couple of the villagers in the farm if you're worried about depleting them
egyptcraze: how about the tower farm? does that have mobs?
: Famous last words Serge
LordZarano: It's Mending OR Infinity right?
rogerivany: @LordZarano yes, not both
DudelidouX: no don't need iron need stick and planks
rogerivany: 2 sticks, 2 planks, stone slab
Ktolos: Baked stone
egyptcraze: 2 planks, 2 sticks, reg stone slab
LordZarano: Slab in the center sticks at the sides iirc
egyptcraze: that one
sephsays: oh hey, new recipe just dropped
TheElrad: does Mine o'clock need a Serge protector?
LordZarano: Can broken bow be used in droppers yet?
CanPlayGames: Minecraft should let us put bows on the cows. So they can feel pretty
neebusjeebus: general question: infinity or mending, which is better on a bow?
sirpythias: @neebusjeebus i think it depends on playstyle i prefer mending because i can have an OP bow that i never have to worry about
egyptcraze: Hey James and chat, what's ONE small addition that you'd really wish mojang added to the game? for me its being able to craft green dye from blending blue and yellow. you can blend every other dye, WHY cant you do it for green?
Sarah_Serinde: Good work
neebusjeebus: @egyptcraze the inventory is in dire repair of upgrades. think abt it, it has barely changed since its introduction, yet they have introduced so many new items
rogerivany: I'd love to be able to dye concrete powder after the fact
DudelidouX: If you want sharpness need to remove smite
Angreed66: Can't override mutually exclusives
egyptcraze: @neebusjeebus i agree. shulkers and ender chests help a lot, but its still bad. not sure if bundles will be enough, but it should help
egyptcraze: @rogerivany same
neebusjeebus: @egyptcraze i dont even think they are going to add bundles. they scrapped it because they couldnt figure out how to make it work in bedrock with a controller/touch controls
egyptcraze: @neebusjeebus didnt know that
BrookJustBones: what difficulty is the server on?
rogerivany: Rip Forstie
TXC2: "take on" =/= win
scuba_antney: But you haven't gone South, right?
egyptcraze: go search for an ocean monument, find a village on the way?
: And you found like 50 of them!
egyptcraze: construct additional pylons?
egyptcraze: if you stick it in the monument, it should just work bc therell be enough surrounding it
neebusjeebus: theres a spot in the temple where if you place the conduit it activates
Angreed66: well a water gap
rogerivany: at least 15 prismarine. Like 45 to make a large one
neebusjeebus: 42 blocks
DudelidouX: 16 + 14 + 14
DudelidouX: sorry 12 is right for the last one.
rogerivany: and a redstone block
sephsays: Did Serge make a smoker, or is he cooking the fish in the same oven he cooks iron?
egyptcraze: @sephsays the flack adds additional flavour lol
Arazien: Easy way to keep iron in his diet
neebusjeebus: wrong way james
TXC2: wouldn't side by side be better ?
neebusjeebus: ohhh nvm i thought u were going to the temple
ekimekim: chat is telling you to go left
neebusjeebus: my bad
rogerivany: I don't think I've seen more then 4-6 prismarine in Drowned villages though.
Nathade: wrong way would be the way the others are going?
CAKHost: Sunken ships aren't in yet, right?
Angreed66: did you reset terrain?
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! It's Sonic's 30th anniversary!
egyptcraze: leave and relog?
aitsu100: oh no
GhostofJeffGoldblum: James lives here now
scuba_antney: You're on top of magma
Snowcookies: Minecraft as Mojang intended
egyptcraze: wow there are so many of these in this version
yomidian: i am a genius! / oh no!
TXC2: yomidian the Serge Yager minecraft experience
LordZarano: !findquote genius
LRRbot: Quote #764: "Me and Cam are geniuses! We're the best!" —Adam [2015-10-01]
drfartmouth: You are computor games guy!
Angreed66: That 4-6 number was probably a total not per structure
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rogerivany: Yeah, I think this one was hit
PsychoI3oy: now they're waterbeds
Izandai: This game is so weird.
egyptcraze: Steve's a BAMF for being able to hold his breath while sleeping for like 8 hrs lol
Harvest25: break wood
CAKHost: Can multiple people help in breaking?
Angreed66: the wood is stopping should have used slime to position the conduit
scuba_antney: Here little cows!
MrQBear: Use a flint steel to burn it,? Is conduit flammable?
Izandai: They're underwater.
MrQBear: Right how did I forget that
CAKHost: Such an angry orb
DudelidouX: drink and refill
egyptcraze: drink it now and then fill it again for someone else
scuba_antney: Drink then bring full bucket back?
rogerivany: drink the milk and refill the bucket?
Izandai: How do elytra activate in this version?
TXC2: Izandai when you fall I think
Harvest25: Front door
Angreed66: Keep them all to yourself
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
sephsays: Also don't feed parrots to avocados.
Spades_Slicc: Don't feed parrots to avacodos either
Spades_Slicc: @sephsays jinx
Snowcookies: don't go anywhere except on your break
sephsays: @sephsays Same brain cell!
CAKHost: Do avocados grow in the same environment as parrots???
Angreed66: Eh recycle dead bodies
Angreed66: The statement is don't feed live parrots to avocados
Izandai: Avocados are poisonous to parrots, is the thing.
CAKHost: Did Serge just shut himself in the doors?
baskwalla: Tea probably
Harvest25: I suggest Pizza happened to Uno
Sandeon: It's only 8
baskwalla: Thank you Serge
rogerivany: It's never too late for tea
sephsays: How dare you James.
Gadora: It's never too late for tea! Not British.
baskwalla: I thought there were Tea, all the way down
Sandeon: We drink all teas
Angreed66: Do parrots know avocados are poisonous to them?
torin_nionel: Yup, no such thing as a bad time for tea - it's not the same as coffee, doesn't wire you
sephsays: Too late for tea. Psh.
Avery316: tea can also mean dinner here
Sandeon: Serge, never try again, please
baskwalla: Cracking good
Darleysam: Brit here: no
: I abstain
mwlsn: 20, but I'm American
sephsays: How dare you Serge
BrookJustBones: Uno needs to hear it
Angreed66: It's the royal family they don't twerk
SpacePotato01: crikey perfect.
RomanGoro: I mean it sounded stolen so I'd say english enough
tidehollowcat: In Serge's defense it was very funny
MatthewJudesGhost: It was so good that i now think the Canadian accent sounds fake by comparisson
rogerivany: did you bring a hoe?
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Snowcookies: that's possible?
egyptcraze: yall gonna make a guardian farm after this? or is that too much work for this series?
Juliamon: Entirely possible
Juliamon: I've seen some *weird* gens
baskwalla: Are we sure that's Uno tho?
rogerivany: There should be one by the gold room
sephsays: Second question: does Uno think it's too late for a cuppa?
Boon_33: swing back at him Serge!
Juliamon: Broken noises in a broken temple
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Boon_33: no regerts
TXC2: hello Raiders
sqdctoll: HI FROM BALD JOHNNY SINS
ApologusTwitch: From one minecraft stream to another, hello!
egyptcraze: so whats the word on decaf tea, uno? do you have to only drink black tea?
rogerivany: My grandparents did that their entire lives
NimrodXIV: holy moly
SnackPak_: no gods no masters, only tea
: the english innovation of heart burn
BrookJustBones: Now we have time to start a pillager raid
Boon_33: decaf is just muddy water
rogerivany: Lets punch an Underwater monument
TXC2: always believe in your soul
sephsays: Time for James' bedroom to get an upgrade.
BrookJustBones: I usually do the potions method
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neebusjeebus: nice joke serge
rogerivany: I TnT with water breathing and night vision potions
torin_nionel: I'm sad at how that amazing joke from Serge went over their heads
Sandeon: the pick does nothign
Boon_33: what is the right tool for sponge in this update?
Angreed66: the hand right now
creasehearst: the hoe change is 1.16
creasehearst: for sponges
Angreed66: so the correct tool is anything that doesn't have durability
rogerivany: Might as well fill the inventory so you don't have to come back.
: wow that water is REALLY good at blocking light
CAKHost: Getting out of the water is bad now!
Angreed66: can you do a raid without a banner in this update?
Sarah_Serinde: A raid does sound entertaining
Grevas13: chance of death=fun
TXC2: where in the world is Carmen Boatiago ?
TXC2: it's piracy
Riiiiiiis: nothing special
SnackPak_: loss of tea
Grevas13: in the 19th century, death
neebusjeebus: grand theft boato
aitsu100: hanging irl
SuddenlyPandas: you wouldn't download a boat would you?
Boon_33: piracy, hang them!
omdorastrix: You can't download a boat
Mr_Horrible: I would absolutely download a boat
SpacePotato01: grand theft boato
Gadora: The punishment is boat ownership. It's expensive.
egyptcraze: grand theft (n)auto(cal)
aitsu100: well we have to ask is Uno supported by the Crown if so then Uno Privateer'd your boat
Astramentha: Grand theft sail-o, no engines
SnackPak_: torch stonks
SpacePotato01: punishment... boat prison
Bearudite: oh hi marque
SpacePotato01: it's the other inmates who are boats
Boon_33: privateers are allowed to steal boats, that's the whole thing
omdorastrix: A letter of "Oh Hi Mark"
Astramentha: @bearudite Boooooo
tidehollowcat: Best part about being a privateer is that you get to steal things
Grevas13: also death
Riiiiiiis: false accusation
baskwalla: Resurrect Uno obvs
sephsays: Did Serge steal his own boat?
chronically_poor: wrongful accusation
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Slander is verbal, libel is print.
DudelidouX: so Serge's crime is fraud
TXC2: Libel has to be written down
Robot_Bones: If a boat became stolen
aitsu100: oh no
Master_Gunner: I figured the punishment would be exile to Australia.
Mr_Horrible: imagine getting roasted by the dude on the gallows
creasehearst: the dash taking place immediately after eating the poutine?
Wolfstrike_NL: So Serge now ows Uno a putine and a 100m dash
rogerivany: Dash first for god's sake
: 100m dash = MASSIVE plushy of the PS1 mascot
Bowlsrus2000: Let James decide
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah seems pretty self-explanatory to me
baskwalla: Wow, steal a boat = die, go into James' room = die
aitsu100: Cluckral punishment for that chickem
Jogela: For eggcelent sleeping of course
Angreed66: minecraft violates the chicken egg timeline
aitsu100: boats are autombiles technically
PsychoI3oy: are the villagers from the iron farm missing?
aitsu100: mega this raid
rogerivany: I didn't know you could stack bad omen
Mangledpixel: I believe in general ship/boat theft falls under the umbrella of piracy/maritime crime
TXC2: lots of open air
Mangledpixel: or maricrime for short
TXC2: Mangledpixel chef's kiss, no notes
: chat this isn't James' homestream
LordZarano: Didn't you go west to get to the Mesa last episode?
rogerivany: what are we looking for?
aitsu100: pillager outpost
: I don't have to count falls here dangit
: We're creatures of habit, we can't help it
TXC2: but will it be cooler ?
: Have fun, I'm just happy not to have extra work
rogerivany: coastal villages?
: we need a cost/benefit analysis on moving apart vs together
egyptcraze: its over Serge, James has the high ground
Sarah_Serinde: This is what bonus streams are for
Sarah_Serinde: Or home streams
aitsu100: uuuuhhhh one more?
DudelidouX: should we check with chunkbase? at least to be sure you're not going in a really bad direction?
Transmuted_Elf: what game is being talked of?
TwitchTVsFrank: Or bonus home streams @sarah_serinde
TXC2: the finals? that seems too generic for a name?
Sarah_Serinde: People use generic words as company/product names all the time
RomanGoro: Or bonus stream homes
Sarah_Serinde: Though I agree it does make things harder
: @RomanGoro not it
Ravynn: Some marketers fail to convince people about SEO
Manae: Two-week closed beta, it says on Steam
rogerivany: I hope so Uno
Sarah_Serinde: And then some prioritize SEO over grammar or comprehensibility
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RomanGoro: I think Cherrywood is a variant of mountain or meadow
TXC2: Sarah_Serinde it's a sliding scale
sephsays: I doubt it, because the cherry groves are only very high? And then we'd get really weird mountain village generation
sephsays: I miss the ridiculous foundations that some of the dumb villages used to generate.
rogerivany: Uno's chicken following you
aitsu100: up the biomes lower the spawn rate
Sarah_Serinde: @TXC2 With constantly changing standards too
Jogela: Thanks Uno!
TXC2: sleeping in a swamp at low tide, what could go wrong?
: there's nothing like a nice camp, and that was nothing like a nice camp
LordZarano: I have the map up if you want coordinates or just what biome the nearest outpost is
Juliamon: I look forward to seeing a village spawn right at the edge of one and bleed into it, at least
TXC2: a wesert
SpleenLord: What are they looking for?
TwitchTVsFrank: What will wells do?
Snowcookies: pillager outposr
mwlsn: once it does something will it be a well, actually?
Juliamon: There are
Angreed66: outposts re typically rarer right
SpleenLord: There are
CAKHost: In my experience, Pillager raiders just "happen" near me and I guess I'm supposed to keep the bad omen when I go into a village.
WitchyTQ: pillager outposts can spawn anywhere, villages cannot
TXC2: hello WitchyTQ
DudelidouX: Outpost can't be too close to a village but it can be in the middle of nowhere.
: We need a noteblock to go with these hay bales
GhostofJeffGoldblum: dongle that bongle!
Snowcookies: back to the pit
SnackPak_: Serge pls
: But that was part of the fun of the raids in your first PAC season James
: it's the remix
Sarah_Serinde: The silly bells
Juliamon: He doesn't need all of them
Snowcookies: Remember to say "BACK TO THE PIT" while dingling the bell
Sandeon: Don't different installations have different texture/voice packs usually?
mwlsn: This is a Sergelly-managed economy
Sandeon: Why does James have the sound isntalled on this?
LordZarano: Not near thisa village no
TXC2: what that villager does now is campaign for UBI
Snowcookies: @Sandeon Because he punches chunks on his homestream
LordZarano: South East
LordZarano: Right, I always mix up East and West
Juliamon: gods no
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh, god, no
lollerskate: Southwest just exploded yeah
ThorSokar: South West is the one who's ENTIRE computer system failed
TXC2: all American airlines suck
LurkerSpine: there are no longer any good usa airlines
rogerivany: I feel that LordZarano
aitsu100: all US Airlines suck
baskwalla: all airlines are the worst
Juliamon: They're all bad, but Southwest is really REALLY bad
lollerskate: I don't use them if at all possible
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: well yes
lollerskate: Alaska Airlines is fantastic
LurkerSpine: Southwest used to be good like 10 years ago
erloas: I fly a lot, Delta has usually done very well for me
lollerskate: Alaska Airlines
BrookJustBones: The seaplane to seatle
TXC2: something something America needs more good trains
Robot_Bones: it walking an option
Arazien: JetBlue has never done me wrong
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The best American airline is: "No."
egyptcraze: its still better than when united beat the bus out of a black guy and kicked him off a flight bc he refused to give up his lawfully paid for seat when they overbooked and wanted to give priority to a white customer
WitchyTQ: Alaska has never let me down tbh
omnilord: Alaska still has some dignity left
DudelidouX: Except that's not true that it has to be close to a village.
Mangledpixel: Pan-Am, they even fly to Space Station V
Juliamon: The authentic experience is "bad"
aitsu100: when i travel all i do is decide if i want a layover in texas or georgia
Izandai: Serge, the Authentic American Experience sucks. You don't want that.
egyptcraze: up to 5
: okay have fun making fun of america i need to go do a chore bye chat
TheAinMAP: I remember the Seth Meyers joke where he kept trying to name what was now the best airline and eventually settled on Amtrak.
TXC2: so long WitchyTQ stay safe
rogerivany: For liability sake the fire is killing them
GhostofJeffGoldblum: that's a lot of zoombinis
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: more dots
LordZarano: Looking at the map, there are outposts with no village in a 1000 block radius. This one just got lucky
voren_chalco: Why does it sound like they're actually saying "ow"?
TXC2: voren_chalco they are?
RomanGoro: Why are we getting this many bad omens?
voren_chalco: @TXC2 That's fair
neebusjeebus: TIL that bad omen stackas
Juliamon: They can die from their own deflected arrow
rogerivany: Wow, that is really close to that village
Izandai: There's a cheevo for blocking an arrow with a shield and one for killing a pillager with a crossbow but not one for killing anything with a reflected arrow.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: just takin a nap wiht 3 arrows sticking out of me
Izandai: @neebusjeebus Yup. You get a tougher raid the higher the level, but the rewards for winning it are also greater.
LordZarano: Could've been using optifine since 1.7
Izandai: Doesn't it cap at 5?
egyptcraze: it does
Sarah_Serinde: I mean, other loss condition is taking too long to beat the raid, right?
Juliamon: Prepare the village!
CatTreeDreamCar: Takes a pillage to raze a village.
LurkerSpine: If the raid results in player victory, the Hero of the Village's potency equals the Bad Omen's potency (capped at level 5).
LurkerSpine: ^ wiki
TXC2: "stop talking, go to home jail"
Boon_33: "are you too good for your home!?"
Juliamon: I mean, you only really need to lock two of them up, right?
Arazien: Very good joke CatTreeDreamCar
CAKHost: We missed a back to the pit. :c
: Sure are
Sarah_Serinde: Or build stairs partway down?
creasehearst: James the pincushion
Sarah_Serinde: But not all the way to the bottom so pillagers can't climb up
egyptcraze: ist that now already?
: Or water
Juliamon: I think that's 1.16?
Sandeon: this si a cold biome
Angreed66: Also if you die you won't have elytra to travel 1300 blocks
Sandeon: the water might freeze
neebusjeebus: you also have to escape the pillagers
CAKHost: Water would freeze in this biome...
CAKHost: Or at least should.
neebusjeebus: @Angreed66 theres a much closer village to them that theyre going to raid
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LordZarano: "Hero" of the village
: I missed the raid
Sarah_Serinde: It's been so long
MrQBear: I thought hitting the bell was a toggle "Go back home" / "Safe Now"?
Izandai: Back to the–Back to the–Back to–Back–Back to the–Back to the pit!
Manae: Don't they panic every time the bell is rung and pick a new bed?
Juliamon: Oh, set spawn without sleeping is 1.15. So next week!
DudelidouX: one sends them home the other tells them to come out doesn't it?
Boon_33: hello kitty
LurkerSpine: is it that dude in the valley that you just flew over?
rogerivany: Hit boxes?
LordZarano: Doesn't ringing the bell illuminate where the pillager is or was that added later?
torin_nionel: Yeah it's buggy in that version, had to have somebody doing spectator to find them in the caves.
chris365: If you ring the bell it shows the pillagers
Mantafold: there may have been a witch in the cave.
chris365: Yes, also they could be in a cave in which case you would have to move it
TXC2: and now the game truly begins
KingTaltia: I don't think that's a mechanic yet, that was in a post-release update, I believe?
omdorastrix: Wavager time
Izandai: Does blocking a ravager charge with a shield stun it in this version?
TXC2: very world police right now
egyptcraze: harbingers of Doom....AND Liberation. How ironically American of you XD
creasehearst: low world difficulty?
Sarah_Serinde: What's the server on?
Sarah_Serinde: For difficulty
baskwalla: *Ewok singing*
omdorastrix: Low difficulty world or area?
LordZarano: 1.14 "Hitting a bell now gives the glowing effect to raiders within a 32-block-radius of the bell."
rogerivany: Are evokers in the game yet?
: Yeah that'd do it
TXC2: there it is
zeathean: Easy mode is easy
omdorastrix: Easy Mode
CAKHost: Yay! Baby mode!
chris365: Well guess you gotta do it again
offbeatwitch: probably set in your server config
Sarah_Serinde: @chris365 ^
: but what if super easy mode?
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah sounds like maybe the same problem we've been having on the friendcraft server
Sarah_Serinde: On James's home stream
CAKHost: Hey this means you handled the underwater monument on easy!
: Pretty sure you can
egyptcraze: no you can. bc thats how raid farms work
RomanGoro: You can drink a bucket of milk
: A-trained that guy
SnackPak_: nice hotguy
LordZarano: You can absolutely get bad omen again, How Did We Get Here requites you to have Hero and Omen at the same time
Nydestroyer: @TXC2 oh no
gualdhar: when did the Vex invade Minecraft?
CAKHost: For the hit boxes, is the blue line showing the direction the arrow came from?
virgil82: @gualdhar We don't really know how long ago. Time travel and all that.
: Uno!! I will make that t-shirt right away
gualdhar: ok, well watch out for the Vex chicken boops, they can still Architects you real hard
Boon_33: we only have 1 heart a piece, and you don't hear us complaining!
TXC2: Boon_33 because we're too weak to speak up?
ritchards: at this point, it just feels like bullying
Boon_33: the real raiders are the mine`o`clock crew all along
CAKHost: At what point does being covered in arrows looks like you are tarred and feathered?
Nydestroyer: man they sound so much like warrio it keeps throwing me off
: One of the mine o clock guys has a clock on them ?
egyptcraze: first time having. clock on you has been in any way relevant
Dergib: are we building a raid farm? just got here
baskwalla: @Dergib Nah, just raiding
Snowcookies: just normal raids
: in before it's easier somehow
Angreed66: expecting the last wave of easy
Sarah_Serinde: Few more than that
Robot_Bones: it starts with... 1 thing I don't know why
LordZarano: "Additionally in Java Edition, if a bell is rung and there is a raid mob within 32 blocks, the Glowing effect will be applied to all raid mobs within 48 blocks. It will produce a resonating sound once this process is complete." - 1.14.4 wiki
Juliamon: yeah vindicators will do that on Hard
Dergib: How many raids have we completed so far?
Juliamon: One on easy
rogerivany: I've seen JoeKim do that.
ritchards: or a lot of snow golems!
Robot_Bones: I could go for some Farside strips
Arazien: Cow tools
Jobot180: Flanking maneuvers
Dergib: that vindicator wasn't stopping
: Well now Uno's gone and jinxed James
Dergib: I was just about to ask where is the vex. lol
GhostofJeffGoldblum: that's a lotta mans
: we need grenades
josh___something: Dying to vex? is this destiny?
CodeGorilla: Make it count!
Sarah_Serinde: Good job Serge
Dergib: is this wave 4 or 5?
: whether rpg or minecraft, always lkill the mage first
chris365: 3 I thought
Dergib: any bets on how many villagers will be left alive? do we know how many we started with?
Juliamon: Dergib Serge locked up at least 3
beowuuf: in our hearts they're all still alive somewhere
Dergib: but vex don't care about that @Juliamon
Sarah_Serinde: James demonstrating the advantages of infinity on your bow
Jobot180: You found the swarm
tyrsredritehand: Just bring in Adam "minecraft master" Savidan
brainbosh: So if you kill all the illagers before you kill off the vex then they just add up huh
Wolfstrike_NL: Might have stolen some arrows from picking up Uno's loot?
: Half a heart!
rogerivany: Half a heart
DudelidouX: Vexes have 14hp or 7 hearts
Dergib: healers and dps first. lol
KeytarCat: Remember to collect the Vex milk to power your home! Wait, what game is this?
Dergib: time to abandon the village? lol
beowuuf: honey nut death loops, just add the vex milk
scuba_antney: Here's where the flame sword actually comes in handy
Angreed66: raids would be 1000% easier witout evoker/vexes
Wolfstrike_NL: first death \o/
: "Don't run away but also don't die" sure, easy
Manae: TPK finally happens
Mr_Horrible: "You can't die!" "Oh, okay then"
PsychoI3oy: i think you done hecked up
Wolfstrike_NL: and that was also a complete party wipe
Sarah_Serinde: James survived for a really long time though
Snowcookies: mistakes were made
Jobot180: That's what happens when you stop running away and be brave: you die.
TXC2: he really did
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Kill the strays for arrows.
scuba_antney: You're out of the raid though
TXC2: Jobot180 many years later right?
scuba_antney: Kill the strays for a few arrows?
Jobot180: @TXC2 Sure. Happily in your sleep as and old adventurer.
scuba_antney: Serge is just too far from the village so the raid doesn't show
Arazien: Never back down 2: The back down
TwitchTVsFrank: If James's bow had infinity this was doable
CAKHost: Thanks for the stream!
TXC2: thanks for streaming Uno
scuba_antney: The raid isn't done, you're just not around the village
LordZarano: "Bad Omen accumulates up to Bad Omen VI"
TXC2: we left the village to it's fate
Sarah_Serinde: If you take too long then eventually you lose
beowuuf: time or villagers dying
Wolfstrike_NL: 3 arrows!
Manae: Lose condition is something like 30 minutes?
creasehearst: the lose condition is either all the villagers dying or taking too long
Monocerotis2010: Tunnel to it
Jobot180: GG, folks
DudelidouX: Remember not to reload that area next week.
TXC2: thanks for streaming James and Serge
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LordZarano: "if the village being attacked by a raid no longer registers as a village (i.e. all villagers were killed or all beds were destroyed), the raid ends, the Raid bar displays "Raid - Defeat", and all of the illagers celebrate"
CAKHost: Thanks for the stream!
Snowcookies: thanks for the stream
: Thanks for the stream
: thanks for all the fish
baskwalla: Bye akk
rogerivany: Today's lesson. Always have enough arrows.
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TXC2: GhostofJeffGoldblum kinda yeah
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