AFK || Heroes of Barcadia

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 IbunWest: 
 djalternative: hola chat
  Juliamon: hello early chat
 Nigouki: !fart
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 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Manae:   
 MAPBoardgames:   
 IbunWest:   
 Fanklok: !next
 Manae: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (The LoadingReadyRun crew play a board game! Game: Heroes of Barcadia) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (1s from now).
  Juliamon: oh noooo
 Fanklok: I've failed
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 GhostValv:   
 IbunWest: 
ihlendrax: !box
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 Fanklok: Maybe Adam was right about me
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Sup folks! Just finished the mandalorian. Just keeps getting better
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 Manae: Oddly, LRRBot didn't yell at me about a duplicate command
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for AFK! Tonight we are drinking responsibly with @Rollacrit's Heroes of Barcadia! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FqvUwVaacAAky21.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1633633683164004353
 lirazel64: There seems to be a theme of late...
 Mischievous_Catgeist: hiya everyone
 Mischievous_Catgeist: !badadvice
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 Stephonee: I am very excited for tonight - my friends made this game! But I have not played it or seen it played yet 😅
 Fruan: Whee! Just finished watching North100 showdown as this went live. Timed it perfectly
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: !badadvice
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 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I mean....that's solid
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 laikagoat:    
 TheMerricat: Oh for effs sake, I just got it.... BARcadia. As in a place that sells liquor...
 neisan2112: Oh I just realized I shouldve got more beer before this stream
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 laikagoat:    
  Juliamon: I don't have a drink, but I do have something else...
 electra310: I can tell I'm at a vacation destination because I bought a six pack of Miller Lite for 12 dollars this evening. (It was for cooking)
TheyThemPronouns: Hah, I thought the title was Bacardi-a
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DoodlestheGreat: "Heroes of Bacardi?" Where's all the rum gone?
  Sarah_Serinde: All I know about this game is that James is excited about it
 ShaneLeeAtk: @electra310 that is a 120000% markup
 electra310: @ShaneLeeAtk I know, right? But bratwurst doesn't taste right unless it's boiled in beer.
  Juliamon: Does that even count as beer?
MWGNZ:  
 korvys: https://149455152.v2.pressablecdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/HoB_BoxShotwithGame-1.jpg
 serramarkov: Gummi Bears disappear too quickly. 
 saucemaster5000: looked this up because james was excited, seems to have player health measured by the drink in your glass which seems neat
 electra310: It did the job, the brats were delicious. 
  Juliamon: Well that's good.
  Juliamon: Finally, a use for Miller Lite
 mister_nibbles: Fun fact, 87 are the last two decimal digits of Graham's number, an immense number that arose as an upper bound on the answer of a problem in the mathematical field of Ramsey theory.
 ShaneLeeAtk: Miller Lite (and other subsequent "beers") are like making love in a canoe
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 mister_nibbles: well i heckd that all up
 saucemaster5000: @ShaneLeeAtk better than a kayak?
   Anubis169: Hellooooooooooo Chat! 
 TheMerricat: OTH Chat beers that aren't particularly good at being beer are usually particularly good at being used in cooking since you really don't give an f about the alcohol part of it....
 PharaohBender27: @ShaneLeeAtk  @saucemaster5000
 ShaneLeeAtk: @saucemaster5000 They are both f-ing close to water
 HbombAndFriends:   
TheyThemPronouns: And .. with that, unfortunately, I have to AWAY!
  Juliamon: And with THAT.... it's POLL TIME
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 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy!
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SaxPython:   
 LunarJade:   
 GhostValv: 
 lirazel64: Ben's leer in the opening always gets me.
 Nydestroyer: Loading ready Rum presents
  Sarah_Serinde: Good art 
 Stephonee: 
 gualdhar: these character names are fantastic
 SkylerRingtail: Chug! Chug! Chug!
 saucemaster5000: love those chars already
 Stephonee: Yaaaaay Kickstarter backers!
SaxPython: #EnterTheDungeon
NimrodXIV: neat
 Fanklok: So we fill everyones glass with Everclear right?
 Sorator13: oh, so this is literally a drinking game, neat
  Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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 GhostValv: meme?
 betazed15: Is there a designated DD?
 Orxolon: cool idea,for a drinking game one could end up really dizzy XD
  Sarah_Serinde: !store
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 gualdhar: are we using beer, wine, or pure ethanol?
 saucemaster5000: I love drinking games like this that can easily be played with nonalcoholic drinks to be inclusive
  Juliamon: Fanklok Not everyone's. There's a poll running for Beej.
 MAPBoardgames: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: stuff
 niccus: 10% alcohol! in gasoline
KeytarCat: ABSINTHIA is a very good game
KeytarCat: name
 Fanklok: Obviously not Beejs
  Sarah_Serinde: Sure you can
 Mischievous_Catgeist: whatcha snacking
LoganAura: The answer is only pilk [kidding]
Boon_33: which one makes you slur the most?
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 gibbousm: to Ian? A sarsaparilla
YeomanAres: Hemlock like plato
 tidehollowcat: OH
muhgoop: MajPepper RAAAAAAID    
 ghyllnox: Oh, we're not guessing? You're letting CHAT decide???
 MAPBoardgames: beer powder
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Oh! It's these
ButButTheJesus: chocy milk
 PharaohBender27: Oh right, I still need to watch MailTime
ConyCraft_:  
 SnackPak_: milk?
ButButTheJesus: WUNDERBAR!
  Sarah_Serinde: Phew
KeytarCat: What drink is your health pool
 Sorator13: so confused
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MajPepper: Raaaaaaid   
 GhostValv: wowie
SaxPython:   
 LunarJade: put it in the soda!!
 SnackPak_:   
MWGNZ:   
 Sorator13: YES
 LunarJade: Do it
 TheWriterAleph: ding ding ding
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 neisan2112: I was gonna say, that's perfect mixer for that
 morderschatten: Gambling, I'm in! Wait wrong game._.
 TemporallyAwry: Thank you James, enable the good times 
 MAPBoardgames: I have a bad feeling about this...
Lizardman175: oh no
 Stephonee: Bad Ideas Club
 saucemaster5000: ginger ale goes well with a surprising amount of things
 SnackPak_: that changes how I want to vote
ButButTheJesus: JAWOHL!
 KarnakGWJ: Himbeer is red ras[nerry
Akaiatana: Get clubbed!
 korvys: That's... 500ml it looks like
 TheAwkes: Be prepared for explosive foam! Powder and bubbles don't mix in a friendly way.
 saucemaster5000: oh dear
 neisan2112: LMAO
 PharaohBender27: Even with  's mispronunciation I think I understood most of that
 TemporallyAwry: Please Chat - let it tie, we need a tie.
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 sheqesi: Drinking?  I'm in!!
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 Rhynerd: Wait, what is Beej about to mix with gingerale?
 A_Dub888:   
 v_nome: But why?
YeomanAres: Lucky!
 lackingsanity: Oh boy
 NotCainNorAbel: Lucky that it's lager
ButButTheJesus: wut
 CaffeinatedLemur: oh god
 MrTheWalrus: Why tho
 tidehollowcat: #blamejames
 Dog_of_Myth: I'm sooo sorry
 steelfox13: Cans of Can con
 saucemaster5000: is that the "olympia" beer of canada?
 Rhynerd: Triple-lucky!
 mister_nibbles: as a kid?
 PharaohBender27: Even worse than PBR?
 PMAvers: So basically incentive to not get hit.
 djalternative: oh. so the other 3 are drinking water then
 GhostValv: is it like a natty light?
 A_Dub888: !findquote lucky
  LRRbot: Quote #4230: "You are me feeling lucky." —Graham, of Ian [2017-05-27]
  Juliamon: So the Miller Lite from earlier was actually prophetic...
 Gascitygaming: ok, i'm not kidding, put skittles in it, SERIOUSLY!
 El_Funko: love a good wizard staff
 CaffeinatedLemur: lucky logger is... so bad.  But it comes with bonus metal shavings in every can
 SquareDotCube: At least it's not aged malt liquor
 TheMerricat: @rhynerd powdered drink from 'far off'
 PharaohBender27: @CaffeinatedLemur D:
 El_Funko: my staff can of choice was the kiss of the salty Mariner
 Orxolon: 20!?
 LurkerSpine: $20 CAD for that?
 Sorator13: I mean, I presume there are more cans than those three
 Sorator13: ah
Lysander_salamander: oh dear
Romanator0: all i can see is bob ross' face
 e_bloc: 1334 is 15 pack even a thing
 MAPBoardgames: Beerbarian
 Rhynerd: @themerricat I have a bad feeling about this but not as bad as I was thinking originally.
 LunarJade: I look forward to them trying to talk about the patreon by the end of this stream
SaxPython: Baby got drinks
 GhostValv: pourfect
 Stephonee: Ben spilling his HP
 korvys: Ok, so 330ml?
 LurkerSpine: hopefully those cards are sleeved
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  Juliamon: The poll is 3 votes away from a tie
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 LariatWest: Excited to see how this one plays
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 Rhynerd: @themerricat I had trouble hearing over my own memory of a media post about how bad it is to mix powdered milk with seltzer water
 MurphEP: A bucket and a mop
 BrowneePoints: @loadingreadyrun Liquornomicon Ex MorePlz?
Lysander_salamander: hello folks
 SnackPak_: 
 Fanklok: Aww Beej thought it through
 CaffeinatedLemur: mentos in coke time
 SkylerRingtail: Hopefully the game pieces were designed with spills in mind
SaxPython: Spittoon
 saucemaster5000: @LunarJade It's fine they'll remind us all to go to load dot storeyreadyrong for cups
 MAPBoardgames: A bucket might be a good idea in general
MWGNZ: blow some  s
 CaffeinatedLemur: the poor tarp budget
 LunarJade: just throw it in the bottle Beej! I'm sure it'll be fine
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 LunarJade: Make a mess! Make a mess!
 DelphineSynastria: PAIL
  Sarah_Serinde: Heather with the  
 neisan2112: @LunarJade THey can just put up Ben and Adam's overlay for Patreon
 Mischievous_Catgeist: !badadvice
  LRRbot: There's a small group of us trying to prevent bad things from happening.
 Dog_of_Myth: !findquote bucket
  LRRbot: Quote #5954: "It's not bucket time!" —James [2019-03-30]
 kalira77: @Rhynerd carbonated milk = absolute nope
 LunarJade: Come on Beej throw the powder into the ginger ale bottle
 TemporallyAwry: #SplitTheParty 
  Juliamon: Hey Beej, if the poll ties, will you do both flavours at once?
 TheMerricat: Heather, as always, agent of chaos 
   Anubis169: !quote drink
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
WitchyTQ: i would just like to say, i am offended i was not invited.  + 🗡
 Welbog: The puns are strongk
 LunarJade: Hi @WitchyTQ
 KarnakGWJ: It won't be your cup of tea
 TheWriterAleph: le pourtle
Akaiatana: Drinking puns? I'm in, I guess.
 Ritaspirithntr: Hi TQ!
 lirazel64: Ian...
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 flyntcole79: Woohoo
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 DelphineSynastria: 
 PharaohBender27: @WitchyTQ  &  ?
 LiveFaust: TQ. *nod*
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah that sounds like an Ian card
 PharaohBender27: Yeah, the sip line limits might be the thing that would trip me up the most 
SaxPython:  Huzzah 
koodooman: thats a very Ian card
 Dog_of_Myth: Beej gets Hootie
 jellybean57: pretty sure we would have heard ian yell huzzah even if that mechanic weren't a thing
 neisan2112: I'd be so bad at this, I'd absantminidly just drink my HP
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 TheWriterAleph: HOOTIE!!
 saucemaster5000: hooty!
 SnackPak_: hello Hootie
   Anubis169: OWL
koodooman: hootie!! 
 Sorator13: HOOTIE
 bytecaster: Hootie!
 Heckhoundbolt: HOOTIE
Lysander_salamander: oh god
 PharaohBender27: Hootie!
 TemporallyAwry: Go for the TIE!  
ButButTheJesus: HOOTIE
  Sarah_Serinde: Chat you know what to do
 bigburley97: HOOTIE
 Mischievous_Catgeist: snuff the hootie
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Hootie
 SnackPak_: memories
 GhostValv: hoofie the hootie
 MyrddintheWizard: Huffing Hootie
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaahah
 TheWriterAleph: fermented
 tidehollowcat: 
 PharaohBender27: 
koodooman: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
  Juliamon: The last pre-pandini air
 neisan2112: AHAHHAHAH
 Orxolon: hahahahaha
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahahaha
   Anubis169: BAHAHAHHAH
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Boon_33: tie that poll!
 jessieimproved: lol
 NewtyNewts: 
 LunarJade: lol
 SAJewers: !clip
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 ArcOfTheConclave: not anymore
 MrTheWalrus: oh no
 gualdhar: omg yes wtf
 TheMerricat: Stale hootie air.....
 BjjBrain: LOL
 MAPBoardgames: Huff, huff, pass
ButButTheJesus: IAN. YES.
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 korvys: His plug
 Fanklok: Sooooo how long till someone drinks outs of Hootie?
 mister_nibbles: i believe its called a tapit
 saucemaster5000: actually considering the timing that might be the source
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Welcome to the highlight reel
  Juliamon: Waldmeister wins by 3!
ratprints: so close to a tie
 TemporallyAwry: So close indeed.
  Sarah_Serinde: Nice
 SkylerRingtail: Heck yeah
MWGNZ: all the official arts
   Anubis169: 
 Mischievous_Catgeist: thats amazing
 TheAwkes: What does Forest Master taste like?
 El_Funko: I want to huff a 30 year old time capsule some school buried in the 90s
 KarnakGWJ: Waldmeister is Woodruff a sweet herb.
DaxStrife: https://clips.twitch.tv/JollyEntertainingQueleaDoubleRainbow-ig8j7nNUIDts6TJe
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/ElegantDeterminedBulgogiFunRun-7VKFTBABMKhv8JCt
 ArcOfTheConclave: the stream d20s
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/SleepyReliableDragonfruitPastaThat-dIop1uigIlWlO770
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/SmoothAttractiveHamburgerFreakinStinkin-TOSPgKKpEtpsO-RR
 Sorator13: lol
 SnackPak_: 
 Stephonee: Rollacrit are very nice peeps 
 MAPBoardgames: Big chonker d20s
  Sarah_Serinde: Haha smart
NimrodXIV: wat
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 GhostValv: 
 TheWriterAleph: forethought!
 NotCainNorAbel: smrt
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: So clever!
 neisan2112: Fantastic!!!
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 TheWanderingNomad: WOOO 27 MONTHS
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Micsig: synthetics
 pn55: 
 Welbog: Lickable, James?
 Sorator13: omg james
 e_bloc: now that's good game design
 empyreon: 
 PharaohBender27: ^
 rosesmcgee: James no, never again!
 bytecaster: Perfect for dipping then, I see
 TemporallyAwry: So I know it's not sponsored, but can we get a link to this?
 Nigouki: it's like Canadian money - waterproof
 PMAvers: James, what is the Lickability Scale of that card?
 Orxolon: what is that material?
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: they knew what they were doing!
Micsig: drives me crazy as a bindery guy
 Xafty: thats very good game design
  Sarah_Serinde: How's that card on the Turner lickability scale, James?
 PharaohBender27: Whhops, meant that ^ for e_bloc
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Juliamon: Good call on the bucket
 jessieimproved: yep yep
 PharaohBender27: *Whoops
 SnackPak_: 
 IbunWest: Good call on the bucket
chorinas: good call on the bucket
Lysander_salamander: bukkit
 korvys: Good call on the bucket
koodooman: good thing he got the bucket 
 LunarJade: Put it in the bottle directly Beej!
 Astramentha: Yesssssssss
 TheWriterAleph: fizzy!
 djalternative: What's this game on the lickability scale, James?
 Ritaspirithntr: Oh! Hey there Hooty!!
 LunarJade: Just stick it in the whole bottle
 Orxolon: Hooty is controlling chat
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/CarelessSincerePineappleRedCoat-D9acle1G_uqZI4M5
 TheWriterAleph: @LunarJade *bottle explodes and destroys the moonbase*
 saucemaster5000: This is gonna end with someone chugging out of Hootie
SaxPython: Coke + Mentos: German Edition
 momma_tatts: What wizards potion is this???
 KarnakGWJ: It matches your character
 gsyhiap: So, for a non-German(?) speaker, what flavour *is* Waldmeister?
 Astramentha: Now STIR
 Mischievous_Catgeist: need to stir it
 Fruan: @saucemaster5000 That's called "Being the blowfish"
SaxPython: Jan from Dortmund
 saucemaster5000: 
 KarnakGWJ: Waldmesister is Woodruff, a sweet herb.
  Juliamon: momma_tatts It's woodruff-flavoured fizzy powder from the latest Mail Time
  Sarah_Serinde: The Mail Time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQUCQC6A3Fo
 TheWriterAleph: 
 PharaohBender27: 
Vilun: @Mischievous_Catgeist it looks like it's stirring itself
 BrowneePoints: AHOPGOBLIN
 Sorator13: oh, I love that
 gsyhiap: @KarnakGWJ ok, no idea what that actually tastes like but thank you for the translation 
 neisan2112: Hop Goblin 
 momma_tatts: @Juliamon Thanks @Juliamon!  I just watched that yesterday, so I should have remembered 
 Its_VeeBot: Hoooopgoblin. Hoooopgoblin. What will you do with these Hooooopgoblins?
 emberBecky: ohh gosh it
 emberBecky: it's still moving
 korvys: When does the damage come up?
 Sorator13: @korvys If you don't roll high enough to win the combat, you take the damage indicated, I assume
 Nuurgle: take 5 HP of dmg?  I think I'll take 15
  Sarah_Serinde: Good start 
 BrowneePoints: THR KRUNKEN!?
   Anubis169: korvys: knowing how much damage can be taken, probably the middle of the night
 NotCainNorAbel: Ben is SO GOOD at describing game rules and mechanics.
 GhostValv: 
 TheWriterAleph: rollies! rollies! rollies!
Akaiatana: Paul should be the boss monster, if you want to be lore accurate
 ShaneLeeAtk: Huzzah?
 Scy_Anide: I would be...abyssmally bad at this.
 BrowneePoints: It's like Boozy Memory Meets Munchkin
KeytarCat: wandered west instead of south from the tutorial, hit endgame
 saucemaster5000: oh thank god I was worried chars had like 12 hp for a min
Isaac3567: Honestly almost seems easier to use a straw to keep an eye on the lines
 Stephonee: I am not gonna remember anything after a few cards
Smurfykins: after a point it seems it would be hard to measure your HP loss to be sure 
 PharaohBender27: 
 Stephonee: if you drink too much, are you held to that HP amount or are you supposed to refill? (I can see either being valid)
 BrowneePoints: La Phiña Colada
Smurfykins: i think held
Smurfykins: 
 Gascitygaming: get a little sticky tac 
 korvys: Do we get to see the loot?
 TheWriterAleph: James: this game is NOT for babies.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 GhostValv: 
 KarnakGWJ: No two people are not of fire
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 Orxolon: "Tastes like youth"
 saucemaster5000: Nostalgia is a hell of a taste masker
 MrTheWalrus: I don't want to taste my teens
 drthvd3r: What are we drinking tonight? I missed the start of the stream.
 ChaoticObserver: Officially older than Bengineering club
 GhostValv: oh god
 GhostValv: a chelada
 Gascitygaming: In Uni we used Lucky to make Skittlebrau from The Simpsons, was actually pretty decent
 Sorator13: @drthvd3r lucky lager, except beej, who is drinking ginger ale + something from germany mixed in from mail time
SaxPython: 
Shadowsoflife: o/
 Diabore: these names are great
 NorthstarTex: top tier names
 Pteraspidomorphi: Great card
 TheWriterAleph: i would love to have seen the brainstorming sesh for all these names 
 Pteraspidomorphi: Hexagon?
 Pteraspidomorphi: Tile
 tehfewl: i might need to find this game
 MAPBoardgames: ANY GAME can be a drinking game
 saucemaster5000: The drinking game version of Agricola is much more true to agrarian culture
 SnackPak_: 
 Sorator13: 
SaxPython:   
 MAPBoardgames: 
 Heckhoundbolt: this is gonna be a along night 
 korvys: @LoadingReadyRun Ben should be at 50 again
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 GhostValv: nice
 Diabore: so this co op?
 Diabore: ah, no
SaxPython: 
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/TenderDepressedThymeHotPokket-DIkXrtEjTJTHw49C
 Xenguin47: I mean...
 Diabore: another mechanic!
 Akaiatana: @Diabore It's co-hops
 Fanklok: Oh man drinking a 40, just like in high school
 Xenguin47: It's co-op against your liver...
 saucemaster5000: Weirdly, this is a game where we CAN see the hp counters the players have (the glasses)
 TheWriterAleph: mm efficient
 gualdhar: Beej's drink is so very green
 Sorator13: @saucemaster5000 but only from the side view, which is odd
 ArcOfTheConclave: they come in pints?!
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaah
SaxPython: 
DAC169: 
 TheWriterAleph: 
 Sorator13: 
 NorthstarTex: XD
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Every one of these cars names is A+
Smurfykins: GOAAALLL
 gibbousm: they go for the knees
 Akaiatana: They come in punts? 
 MAPBoardgames: My boots!
 Sorator13: ominous!
 Orxolon: 2 halflins punched BOTH of you in an Alley?sure thing,man
 Diabore: does beej want a new die?
 laikagoat: rivendell set?
 El_Funko: Which set James? That huge Rivendell set?
 BrowneePoints: You bought the 500 Dollar Set!?
 LithelyUnshod: That's a cool $700 CAD
  Sarah_Serinde: Yup that one Funko
 laikagoat: yooo
 Welbog: The team is gonna wipe soon
  Sarah_Serinde: @LithelyUnshod 750 after tax!
 bobokiddo: these dice seem weighted
 djalternative: Will you build it on TTSF, James?
 KarnakGWJ: Oh to have the dosh to get the LOTR set...
WitchyTQ: it woudl fit in my house
 gizmofreak1: this seems so hard to win
 Gascitygaming: I feel like this game could get a person messed up QUICKLY lol
WitchyTQ: just saying
 raulghoulia: TPK TPK!
 Gascitygaming: TQ! 
WitchyTQ: thats actually a lie i have too many animals
 PharaohBender27: 
 Sorator13: 
NimrodXIV: lol
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/SarcasticPeppyGazelleWOOP-FpYNmYzQ4LpkwiWG
 MrTheWalrus: Generations are fake
 neisan2112: Its all made up anyways
 PharaohBender27:  is borderline Millennial
 BrowneePoints: Nah Ben is near the end of millenials
 Fanklok: I had no IDea Ian was so old
 Xafty: ben and i are the same age thats always something i forget
Countjondi: generations are fake
 Xenguin47: Been is 5 years older than me!?
 Orxolon: not old,Ben would be young millenial
 Sorator13: UR-BRAN
 Welbog: Millenn-ian
 MichaelVYee: Beej - Oregon trail generation!
Micsig: it's a spectrum
 NonUniqueGuy: Oregon Trail Generation.
7gorobei: limbonians?
 Nuurgle: it was Gen X when I was growing up, and I'm sticking with it no matter how much they try to shove me into milennial
 BrowneePoints: And generations are fluid
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ButButTheJesus: @Nuurgle SAME
 matthaus_c: I want to take a big ol sip of that generational fluid
 Diabore: quick out for beej it feels
 saucemaster5000: weirdly I feel worse for Beej having to drink that quickly
Lysander_salamander: oof
lochnessseammonster: like minecraft!
 Manae: Beej is getting hammered, but not hammered
 BrowneePoints: So this is literally like Boozy Munchkin with a Memory Aspect! I love that!
Fe1ix66: If you die in game do you die in real life?
 matthaus_c: Elijah's wood?
 Its_VeeBot: Elija's Wood
 saucemaster5000: @matthaus_c I also hear dthis
 LurkerSpine: oh this game still isn't for sale yet?
 Diabore: @Fe1ix66 depends on the alcohol content
 BrowneePoints: Elijah's Wood?
 Nuurgle: I heard that too
 Sorator13: you're imagining Elijah's Wood?
 Fanklok: I'm just imagining Elijah's wood
 Orxolon: let's play until we run out of beer cans
 ArcOfTheConclave: @Fe1ix66 if you drink in the game, you drink in real life
 kalira77: i missed, what is the endgame condition?
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 HbombAndFriends: Is this just Munchkin: The Drinking Game?
SnowBuddy18: @matthaus_c I imagine that too, sometimes
 glyndev: Thanks Ian now everyone's imagining Elijah's wood
 Sorator13: @HbombAndFriends Yup
 Fanklok: That's just a scottsman
 Heckhoundbolt: but only 5 damage
 Fruan: The other three players are gonna get drunk, but Beej is gonna get a sugar rush. Are we prepared for hyper-beej?
Shadowsoflife: @glyndev I'm not
Smurfykins: those were piping hot hits
 Heckhoundbolt: much less dangerous
 Diabore: ian taking the easy path
 TheMerricat: @fruan are you assuming that we are ready for regular Been?
 Sorator13: be sure to flip the sascotch back over
KeytarCat: My dinner wasn't done when I first pulled it from the oven, and I only have half an hour before I have to be working!
 TheMerricat: Beej
 Welbog: Sweet, an empty shelf
SaxPython: lol
 laikagoat:  
 glyndev: @glyndev Give it time, it'll get upi
KeytarCat: Wish me food luck!
 glyndev: *you
 korvys: Can you put a backpack in your backpack?
 LiveFaust: "I wish for more wishes."
 Orxolon: power slice!
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 gibbousm: ring of attunement, requires attunement
 Fruan: The backpack that holds itself!
Shadowsoflife: @glyndev meh
 BrowneePoints: I'm assuming there's cards that count your powerups too
 bobokiddo: i feel like there was only one roll that was double digits
 KarnakGWJ: Poor Beej
 Koshindan: Somebody get this man better dice.
 Sorator13: @bobokiddo there's been a few
 ArcOfTheConclave: @bobokiddo the teamup
  Sarah_Serinde: James and Ben both rolled double digits when they were fighting that one card together
 saucemaster5000: Realizing sadly the only beer I have in the house to drink along is a passionfruit sour leftover from last game night that everyone agreed was bad
 BrowneePoints: Man this game looks so much fun
 gizmofreak1: beej is going to die. both in game and potentially real life
DoodlestheGreat: He's going to drown in ginger ale
 BrowneePoints: An Alaskan Bull Tequila Worm!?
 BrowneePoints: Heh flaming sling-Shot
 Heckhoundbolt: but it did more damage
 ArcOfTheConclave: is the +2 including as the boss?
 GredGredmansson: just got here; can't wait to be completely lost
Boon_33: Beej is about to find out if ginger ale is good for a ginger upset stomach
 Sorator13: @GredGredmansson It's pretty simple. Roll a d20, higher than the listed level; if you don't, drink the damage.
 Fanklok: @GredGredmansson Betraylas At House on the Hill but it's a drinking game
 BrowneePoints: @gredgredmansson munchkin tile dungeon crawler with a memory game aspect for the tiles
DoodlestheGreat: It's BEN I'm worried about. He may end up drinking more than one Lucky Lager...
 SkylerRingtail: But "Demogargle" was right there!
 Diabore: got damn ian
 BrowneePoints: Oh and your hp is drinks of booze @gredgredmansson
 neisan2112: @DoodlestheGreat Oh they're ALL gonna be drinking more than one
 saucemaster5000: This is why you don't chase waterfalls
Lysander_salamander: so this is a competitive board game?
 Sorator13: @Lysander_salamander yup!
 BrowneePoints: Yes Comp
 Diabore: why did ben take damage? i thought he was just rolling for boss?
 Koshindan: Luckily James doesn't have the knapsack.
 Sorator13: @Diabore when you roll for the boss, you take the damage if you lose
 gibbousm: what happens when you die again? respawn at home and drop your loot?
 GDwarble: "We fight the green fairy one more time", that sounds like a pretty accurate summary of drinking absinthe 
 Sorator13: @gibbousm yup!
 Diabore: @Diabore that seems... odd? but ok
 Heckhoundbolt: james takes 10 damage now
 LurkerSpine: does James take damage or no?
 gizmofreak1: beej should be at 5 and james would be at 35 now right?
 ArcOfTheConclave: is +2 on bosses incuding as the boss?
 korvys: I believe Beej is at 5
 korvys: btw
 Fanklok: Absinthe is like drinking italian sausage
 TheWriterAleph: "your power-up? MY power-up."
 Diabore: james loses 10 too?
 Sorator13: I think losing track of the current HP is probably part of the game, heh
 Diabore: and 5 from ians card
 Diabore: or ability
 neisan2112: WEoooow
 Sorator13: wow
 gibbousm: rude
 gibbousm: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 saucemaster5000: I actually quite like sazerac cocktails, which do have absinthe in them. But it's a one a night drink
 A_Dub888: Benjamin "No Fear" Ulmer
 Sorator13: 
 neisan2112: Gin Rummy would also work as a pun
 Diabore: @neisan2112 djinn rummy
 tehfewl: good drink pouring asmr
 Sorator13: this is such a good HP mechanic
 Dog_of_Myth: YES
 Sorator13: 
 saucemaster5000: Ben is the only non traitor
 Xenguin47: They're Helping!
 TemporallyAwry: Reverse Traitor - Keggar is the sacrifice 
SnowBuddy18: it's a 10
 Tiber727: So is this Munchkin but with alcohol?
 Diabore: nat 20!
 SnackPak_: 
 saucemaster5000: Eat that
 Dog_of_Myth:  
grometty:   
TetraRay: ohhhhhh
 neisan2112: LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Sorator13: 
 A_Dub888:    
 gibbousm: anything special for a nat 20
 neisan2112:    
 Koshindan: 
Forgotten_Lizard:  
5 raiders from patch_witch have joined!
 laikagoat: 
 MyrddintheWizard: 
Shadowsoflife:  
 bobokiddo: 
lochnessseammonster: 
Boon_33: 
 Fanklok: What a waste of a 20
Greendrag13: I think a 27 beats a 14 XD
hackingducks: 
 TemporallyAwry: It gets you on the highlight reel 
 blip2004:    
 Diabore: boo, house rule nat 20 gains 20
 korvys: You said you were thirsty
 LiveFaust: Roll a MD20/20.
DoodlestheGreat: https://clips.twitch.tv/LitigiousClumsyCatPogChamp-rYaJvGI2IdvDoz6F
 saucemaster5000: Oh god mad dog...
 TemporallyAwry: Why not take the portal card? 
 neisan2112: Oh cool, make a loop around
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/SquareDoubtfulThymeRaccAttack-TwmSo2BKVmC0gT6P
 LiveFaust: (Also technically Mogen David, but...)
 gibbousm: https://clips.twitch.tv/NimbleGoldenMagpieOMGScoots-Ry9nHYYB1F9YGT2X
 Diabore: ian drinks!
 Diabore: finally!
hackingducks: best served cold. like the drinks.
SnowBuddy18: arch-Ben-emy
4 raiders from VieVentar have joined!
 Orxolon: the glasses XD hahahaa
 SkylerRingtail: Soberus so cuuuute
DAC169: Beej is dead! Long live the Beej! 
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Beej is dead! Long Live Beej!
 El_Funko: Orange?
  Sarah_Serinde: Orange was second
ThorSokar: Orange was 2nd
 Sorator13: Orange
 Pteraspidomorphi: When does the game actually end? When someone passes out?
 Sorator13: 
 Sorator13: @Pteraspidomorphi There's a final boss to defeat
blumax1: empty glassez
 Pteraspidomorphi: Ah, got it
 Orxolon: beat the rummy to get the rummulet,so flavorful
 MurphEP: What is Beej making?
 MurphEP: Outsides will become insides
 Xenguin47: Shit your outsides in!
 Sorator13: ben 
 Akaiatana: @MurphEP A bad decision
 saucemaster5000: and vice versa
 TimIAm: @MurphEP Urine, ultimately.
sounderfan84: what game is this?
 Sorator13: @sounderfan84 Barcadia
 control_rig: I love the booze puns
sounderfan84: never heard of it
 Sorator13: sorry, Heroes of Barcadia
Shadowsoflife: ^
 Xenguin47: He's just a little guy! And it's his birthday!
 MurphEP: @MurphEP I feel like that's a given
 gibbousm: ah, beating the poo ghost
DoodlestheGreat: @MurphEP It's some fizzy drink power a viewer sent in. Check the latest Mail Time for details.
 Sorator13: Beej is mixing ginger ale with some fizzy powder drink mix from Germany, IIRC, from the latest mail time
7gorobei: assuming you play this again, you might want to order some contact lens suction cups to help pick up the tiles
 MurphEP: @DoodlestheGreat Ahh got it got it, thank you
 jacqui_lantern234: hey all you beautiful friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!! 
 gibbousm: I love the art on it
 Sorator13: jello shot! nice!
asddsa28: I WANT THIS GAM WITH CUPS OF TEA
 control_rig: Hhahahaha
asddsa28: caps lock why
SnowBuddy18: @jacqui_lantern234 AND YOU ALE
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: these card names are great
Shadowsoflife: Hey @jacqui_lantern234 Still being awesome
 jacqui_lantern234: also HAI HOOTY!!!
 control_rig: Ian no
 djalternative: hot sauce
 NotCainNorAbel: BEN!
Spanked42: Ian, no
 Raincoast_Bear: So this is Munchkin with drinking?   
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Chat do not drink gasoline
SnowBuddy18: vinegar
 niccus: various powder foods
 Sorator13: you'd need to brew a LOT of tea
 neisan2112: That would eat through the cup lol
 philippekav: oh an IPF, classic
DoodlestheGreat: Nuclear waste.
 TheWriterAleph: pudding!
 Gascitygaming: Vanilla pudding
Smurfykins: gasoline is not recommended, for your health
SnowBuddy18: shots of skittles
 jacqui_lantern234: MAKE WAY FOR PISS
 Xafty: mystery fluids
TriseAlpha: We get it, you vape...
 Nuurgle: hard liquor not advised with these dmg levels, at least mix it
AegeusEvander: a gallon of mayo 
 gibbousm: Ian, i didn't know you were drinking PBR
 saucemaster5000: I want cup of that person's health!
 Koshindan: Just get a brick of butter. It already has HP indicators.
 Xenguin47: @SnowBuddy18 I like the idea of just filling the cups with skittles...
 Raincoast_Bear: Shots of hot sauce.
 TehAmelie: is alcohol vapor a real thing clubs do, or only in Parks & Rec?
grometty: get you some helium
 drthvd3r: I'm just imagining somehow making a glass of bread, and you have to eat your way through it.
 Nuurgle: maple syrup
 LordZarano: 
 Xafty: @TehAmelie they exist
 TimIAm: @drthvd3r It's a good way to eat sou
 TimIAm: *soup
 Tiber727: But hwat about plasma? Can we use plasma?
 DarknessKingCoH: cups of sulfur hexaflouride
 saucemaster5000: Her name is madison with a y but not where you think
KeytarCat: Cannabis dabs!
 Xafty: @Tiber727 i guess lighting your overproofed stuff on fire counts
  Sarah_Serinde: Y'know, they might've wanted to think a bit more about other ways that name could be read...
 Sorator13: @Tiber727 Rules did not list that as an option
 Raincoast_Bear: Heroes of Soupcadia
TriseAlpha: So is this competitive, or?
 control_rig: Mydison? Madisyon?
 Sorator13: @TriseAlpha yep!
 Koshindan: 
ChargingFurret: I want to play with bose-einstein condensate
Lysander_salamander: dang
Shadowsoflife: @control_rig Madisony
chumpofthemonth: Time to drink the chlorine
 neisan2112: Lobster Bisque
 gibbousm:  
 Vilun: Jame's power though
Boon_33: pour one out for James, he fell on his tankard
 Heckhoundbolt: would you like to use your power james?
Lysander_salamander: Is this game designed to eff you up as quickly as possible?
 TheNerdWonder: tomato soup
koodooman: wasnt it james that had the power when he died?
 Sorator13: I feel like soup would be too much pretty quickly
 Slytherin42: his passive tho
 Dog_of_Myth: James has a power to use
 Sorator13: Oh, yes, James has a passive
 LordZarano: 
Boon_33: #jjames's power?
 Raincoast_Bear: Pool water would  be bad.
Lysander_salamander: I think I'd play this with like, tea or something. Very slowly.
 Xafty: @Sorator13 not full on soup, but a broth would probably be fine
 control_rig: God I'm here for these puns
 jacqui_lantern234: please dont spritz in the woodland
 Orxolon: as in burying it where exactly?
 Sorator13: @Orxolon depends how they roll
 Sorator13: apparently, in the woodland spritz
Lysander_salamander: Maybe you could play it by email.  Like chess.
Laserbeaks_Fury: should reduce by 6, flavor fail
ineluki__: Also great drop fodder
horseninja:    
 ghyllnox: It's a Tarkov backpack
 Sorator13: oh, I like that
lochnessseammonster: 
 Sorator13: some of the names are a bit iffy, but that one's good
 saucemaster5000: they've got a little mint necklace!
 Orxolon: @Orxolon hahahaha
KeytarCat: Call me MojitarCat
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Mojitaur or the Absynth
 TheWriterAleph: 
 Orxolon: i love the art
 jacqui_lantern234: @Orxolon i love YOU!!!! BOOM ROASTED
 Orxolon: aaaawwwwww,no,you
Shadowsoflife: @Orxolon OOOOh
 neisan2112: Dang, James just doesn't die
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 Orxolon: inmortal James
 Sorator13: Is there a limit on number of loot cards you can hold at a time?
 Orxolon: for when he fells into a hole
 TheWriterAleph: yoink
koodooman: gottem!
sounderfan84: reverse card
DoodlestheGreat: NO U!
 saucemaster5000: keggar never checks chests
 bytecaster: @Sorator13 I feel like that is handled by the decreasing dexterity of the players as the game goes on.
 Sorator13: @Sorator13 
chaostreader: Couldn’t Beej have picked up the power-up James dropped with his owl? Or am I misremembering?
 sheqesi: The loot giveth and the loot taketh away
hackingducks: i love the puns
Shadowsoflife: the puns are great
 jacqui_lantern234: if Beej becomes a ghost and tries to scare people, do you think he says "BOOj"? 
 Heckhoundbolt: little damage for a hydra
horseninja: Omg this drinking game looks good
 bytecaster: @Heckhoundbolt Don't damage shame the hydra!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ben goes into a Beerzeker Rage
 jacqui_lantern234: @bytecaster hail hydra instead 
 sheqesi: !what
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ChargingFurret: "doing nothing" *swipes power-up*
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh I just noticed Hooty
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: hey buddy
 bytecaster: @jacqui_lantern234 Wouldn't it be more appropriate to toast hydra instead
 Sorator13: @GhostofJeffGoldblum it's because Beej's passive is an owl (that lets him swap one of his powerups for a dropped one)
 saucemaster5000: (Hooty says hello in Barry White voice)
 jacqui_lantern234: i wonder how Jimmy's doing
 Sorator13: nice!
 Akaiatana: @GhostofJeffGoldblum Beej has a pet owl.
 Orxolon: @Shadowsoflife so creative
 Sorator13: 
 jacqui_lantern234: B33j
 Akaiatana: The Beej drop.
 saucemaster5000: Like M3gan
 Pharmacistjudge: is a threej a coven?  it's it a coven of threejs?
 Nuurgle: no one dies, tey just get liver transplants
 HbombAndFriends: Threej- memories of PAX East 2019
 Sorator13: ty Paul
 jacqui_lantern234: @saucemaster5000 *tips fedora* M'Threegan
 saucemaster5000: (blushes)
 LiveFaust: "Beej 2, you're twice the man Beej 1 was."
 jacqui_lantern234: 2 Beej 2 Furious
 korvys: !time
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 Two_Hats: Goodness, I forgot that I was watching live
 TheWriterAleph: nice.
TetraRay: timing
 Sorator13: 
 Pharmacistjudge: when we come back, Ben will put the ghost back into his body
 NewtyNewts: Good timing
 PhorrestGaze: hot
Boon_33: @LiveFaust the math checks out
Lysander_salamander: yay bukkit
 Mischievous_Catgeist: this game is so good
 bytecaster: Of course Beej comes prepared
 MyrddintheWizard: What is the tarp budget for this game...?
 bytecaster: All buckets
 jacqui_lantern234: @MyrddintheWizard they spent the tarp budget on the Hooty guest appearance 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: https://clips.twitch.tv/HelpfulRoundSlothPrimeMe-jzcGYkdP55FLmE9E
 Fanklok: The bucket is for Beej's intensely fizzy drinks
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/KnottyAmazonianCrabsKevinTurtle-GEiPaAJnhsF52-Ah
 Nuurgle: it's pronounced "Bouquet"
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 Raincoast_Bear: Looking forward to getting this game when it's for sale.
Boon_33: the best bucket for drinking is the 60gal trash can with a liner, It's almost impossible to miss
 Raincoast_Bear: Just Hooty. No blowfish.
   LoadingReadyRun: meant to ask, how's the music volume been during the game?
 Fanklok: pleasant
 Raincoast_Bear: Music 
 neisan2112: I dont think I noticed it actually
Boon_33: noone ask how I came to that conclusion, this conculdes my ted talk.
DoodlestheGreat: What music? I'm serious.
 TheAwkes: I'm on a flat EQ and a generous dynamic range and I haven't even noticed the music.
 Raincoast_Bear: I hear light string music...
   LoadingReadyRun: there is some quiet tavern music playing during the stream
Boon_33: (cranks volume) bard music, very bardcore
 sporkraptor: I can just barely hear music right now
 jacqui_lantern234: @DoodlestheGreat Serious?! i thought you were Doodles?  jk, there is some soft music
 Fanklok: It is very quiet but the FFZ compressor makes it audible
 sporkraptor: I can't really hear anything about it, just that there's light background noises that are probably music
theamc2000: Hi beers or harcadia
 mitomanox: r they drinking alcohol?
 Sorator13: @mitomanox James, Ben, and Ian are
theamc2000: Is this a drinking game?
 TheWriterAleph: FIZZY swamp water
 Sorator13: Yes
 mitomanox: 
DoodlestheGreat: @DoodlestheGreat Okay, really need hearing aids. I just got a hearing test for them, too.
 Fruan: It's the middle of the afternoon here, but I fixed myself a drink too. Because why not?
 gibbousm: THE HOARD!
chorinas: oh hey, it's right next to a pourtal
 gibbousm: 
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 Raincoast_Bear: I'm enjoying a Fuggles Jqaverse
 gibbousm: its right next to a portal
 jacqui_lantern234: @DoodlestheGreat im in a slightly comparable boat. i know i need glasses, but i need my eyes tested and my ADHD is making it hard for me to do the things i need
 Raincoast_Bear: Javaverse coffee stout.
Lysander_salamander: how do you win, in this game?
theamc2000: Is life total the amount left in glass?
 Sorator13: @theamc2000 yep!
sounderfan84: yes
 Sorator13: @Lysander_salamander beat the Drink Hoard
theamc2000: Does the game come with the glasses?
 ghyllnox: Yes
 Sorator13: Yep!
theamc2000: Ok enough to search this on sites
 Sorator13: 
DoodlestheGreat: And like it!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 NotCainNorAbel: meat shield!
 gibbousm: its just like capitalism
sounderfan84: and currently ben is getting picked on
 LiveFaust: @bigdaddybland87, it's nice of you to let your sub drive. 
theamc2000: Whisk key is great for baking
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 Orxolon: James is comboing
 Sorator13: Yeah, there may be some that apply generically to all battles, or specifically for the hoard
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: phrasing?
 BigDaddyBland87: uhhh
 saucemaster5000: Ben knows what he said
 Sorator13: p-phrasing???
 NonUniqueGuy: And he meant what he said.
 LiveFaust: It's important that you DO take your time when going in...
TetraRay: out for blood
 Orxolon: i don't understand,you need 3 power ups to fight the final boss,but you cannot use them against it?
 BusTed: one fear
 WiJohn: Ben, no longer thirsty
 BrowneePoints: Varnish
goombalax: its wood polish, Ian
 saucemaster5000: Poor guy regrets not getting to eat rudolph and his stupid non-dentist friend
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/CrackyArtisticPepperoniRedCoat-e9QcCu8wGO5koRRR
theamc2000: Shiny wood
 Fanklok: Is itreally a glass if it's made of wood
 Heckhoundbolt: what Have I missed
 Sorator13: @Heckhoundbolt lots of drinking
 TheWriterAleph: he's polishing it because it's not clean yeti
MWGNZ: 
TetraRay: soo close
 saucemaster5000: I'm not sure the rest of the table hates to see it
Xavbull: 🏍️
 Heckhoundbolt: huzzah!
 Orxolon: didn't say huzzah
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: If Ian had Huzzah'd, he would have won.
 TheWriterAleph: 
koodooman: 
 TemporallyAwry: !highlight
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Boon_33: 
 saucemaster5000: Huzzamn
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 BigDaddyBland87: uhhh
 Blakemcm: in the butt?
 kalira77: ian no
 empyreon: IAN
 saucemaster5000: Ian's not wrong
 sporkraptor: um
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 sporkraptor: no?
 djalternative: with a scalple?
 Sorator13: UHHH
Lysander_salamander: a cat is fine too
 SkylerRingtail: I remember that Live episode
Chesul: IAN
Boon_33: nope
 Gascitygaming: he's not that wrong....
 CaptainSpam: UM
 gibbousm: IAN WHY
 DelphineSynastria: 
josh___something: I mean... correct but also WTF
 BrowneePoints: Hes reliving 2019
 gibbousm: 
 momma_tatts: Ummmmmmm . . .
ihlendrax: …
zhrang911: I mean.....
DoodlestheGreat: Ina.... we need to talk.
DoodlestheGreat: Er, ian.
 WowoT: hello weekly highlights
 TheWriterAleph: hoo boy 
 TemporallyAwry: It wouldn't be a stream with IAN if there wasn't a new "Ian-ism" to come out of it.
Boon_33: the ryecanthrope maneuver
DoodlestheGreat: Oh, this whole game could be a highlights reel.
 LiveFaust: WOW, Lysander. I haven't heard THAT referenced in a hot minute.
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/SleepyBeautifulKeyboardDancingBanana-Sm37hl4ztwf_n68o
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/ColorfulMuddyHamNononoCat-koT0I-o9IYntPUFn
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: https://clips.twitch.tv/FrailDiligentDotterelKappa-Ljmh60HpzZEEZMQj
 NonUniqueGuy: @DoodlestheGreat Just like the alien game from a few weeks ago.
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 Rustpile: beer
theamc2000: Beer bear beware beer
 LiveFaust: BEER BEER BEER BEEEEER    
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/HelpfulSneakyAlfalfaFrankerZ-CKZ_b_7xNT5UoUXv
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 saucemaster5000: lose 20 health and say that again
Boon_33: my grandma had one of those cloaks
 Sorator13: new rule: you have to pronounce the card in order to use it
 BrowneePoints: Oh snap theich King's Mount!? @loadingreadyrun
 BrowneePoints: Lich*
theamc2000: Is there a designated driver and is it Beej?
 saucemaster5000: Hooty
   Anubis169: Ginvisibility... so enemies are blind drunk temporarily?
   Anubis169: 
 korvys: Stargates are one-way, Ian
Lysander_salamander: ok that would be awesome
Lysander_salamander: sword-fight in hyperspace
 omdorastrix: Ian, remember the stargate is only One-Way for matter, from Origin to endpoint.
Lysander_salamander: Yeah, one samurai waits for the other to come through the portal
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 omdorastrix: They'd have to dial the gate for each attack/counter
Chesul: here's an interesting question. James has the crown that means if he dies he stays in place. what happens if he dies in a duel?
 omdorastrix: @Lysander_salamander I now prefer my interpretation... with Oneil yelling "IN THE MIDDLIE OF MY BACKSWING?!"
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 LiveFaust: Heroes of Barcadia: Watch the Crown
Lysander_salamander: Weirdly that was the only episode I've seen of that series
Chesul: well, I guess Ian has it now, but the question still stands.
 Sorator13: @Chesul I believe losing the duel makes you switch places. It would just prevent him from then dropping his stuff, going to the center, and refilling
 omdorastrix: @Lysander_salamander You have seen, probably, the best.  At least top 5 episodes.
 Sorator13: crown prevents death, not losing a duel
 Sorator13: you *chuck* it, eh? interesting
Chesul: the crown specifically states you stay in your position, so I guess it would actually depend on the timing of being moved from a lost duel.
 Sorator13: Yeah, but again, the crown prevents death, not losing a duel
 Sorator13: losing a duel moves you, and death moves you, so I would expect it to prevent the death movement, not the duel movement
 trainpants: that implies the existence of a giga-drain
chorinas: nice art on the knight
 Heckhoundbolt: beej is 55
 Koshindan: I wonder which pun was the one that made them decide to make a game about drink puns?
 Sorator13: 
 saucemaster5000: @Koshindan They were probably drunk and don't remember
Boon_33: the key to drunk improv is to 'yesh ahnd'
 LiveFaust: H*ck.
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: But they still have the power up, so can they fight the horde?
 Sorator13: Interesting; that's another possibility to roll a 1 for that one power-up, too
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TotallyNotaBeholder: Thank you Beej
 Sorator13: 
TetraRay: so humble
 saucemaster5000: There's the first drunk brag of the night
 LiveFaust: God, I love a good Steiner Math...
 Sorator13: Yes, going from 60-50 HP is more drink than going from 10 to 0
 BrowneePoints: I's probably easier to ship flared cups to so they don't friction vacuum seal
WitchyTQ: only you nerds would mention how the alcohol isnt equal
WitchyTQ: im over here like wooo more booze
 Sorator13: look, it's *important*
WitchyTQ: (said lovingly)
 Sorator13: 
 Sorator13: ONE!
 Sorator13: love it
 NotCainNorAbel: this is why i only drink rainwater and grain alcohol out of a graduated cylinder.
 Orxolon: the power ups!
 Sorator13: broke even
 saucemaster5000: @NotCainNorAbel 
 TheNerdWonder: Drink More Glurp!
 Orxolon: alcohol kicking in
 niccus: so if you want to min/max your alcohol consumption do you want to heal close or far from full health
 Sorator13: @niccus You would want to stay at high health, so each damage you take is more drink
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 Orxolon: Beej wins!!!
 A_Dub888:   
 NotCainNorAbel: 
clarinetman: yaay!
 trainpants: 
 pn55:   
 corpocracy:   
Boon_33:  maths! 
 DeM0nFiRe:   
 Sorator13: 
7gorobei:    
 SkylerRingtail: The sober player wins? Shocking! x3
 Amentur:  
 Fruan: Give hooty a shot! Hooty deserves a reward!
 SnackPak_: ooo
 saucemaster5000: Oh npo
 Blakemcm: rule is... more drinks!!!
clarinetman: secret ru-le!
 NonUniqueGuy: Secrets!
 NotCainNorAbel: 
Xavbull: double fisting drinks rule
 62MGcobra: and im bac....
 neisan2112: We come back and there's a handle of Gin on the table
 Orxolon: "another round",remind me of the Warcraft panda
 saucemaster5000: I thought Hooty WAS a handle of gin
 Orxolon: Beej never used hottie 
 saucemaster5000: is hottie Ian?
DekiSystem: I think I would enjoy this silly game, but for the fact that I can't drink
 soulessgamer: Almost at the year!
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 Sorator13: @DekiSystem You can use whatever drink you want, alcohol or not!
DekiSystem: @DekiSystem oh awesome!
 saucemaster5000: I'd totally play this with something tasty and noncarbonated. ICed tes with fresh fruit?
 saucemaster5000: er iced tea
 Fanklok: In fact all states of matter (minus plasma) are allowed by the rules
 ghyllnox: Surprised Serge didn't get in with coffee, though hot drinks might not be good in plastic cups
 Sorator13: I would not want to drink this much coffee, lol
DekiSystem: there's always iced coffee
DekiSystem: @Sorator13 there's also that
 ghyllnox: I would not like to drink this much cheap beer
  Juliamon: Those cold brew cream sodas would be perfect
 saucemaster5000: oooh I like that idea
 BrowneePoints: why does this sound so familiar
SnowBuddy18: @ghyllnox good news, you ARE allowed to buy better beer for it
 NonUniqueGuy: !advice
  LRRbot: Ceilings aren't floors.
 Sorator13: except when they are...
 Sorator13: >.>
 kalira77: @BrowneePoints have you perhaps been in this bar before?
DekiSystem: !badadvice
 Fanklok: !quote
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 NonUniqueGuy: !box
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 Sorator13: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That's not how you wear that.
 saucemaster5000: refeeled indeed
 omdorastrix: Rotated the fluids?
 Mathonwy: !uptime
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AtrusOfMyst: We Frereeled the Veberages
 saucemaster5000: Love that!
Xavbull: PLanechase!
koodooman: its like planechase!
 Mathonwy: So... What's up with this game?
 djalternative: Oh. You're playing with Nose Goes!
 Orxolon: what are their names?
 Easilycrazyhat: What's that playing card game where there's just more and more rules made up and added on top of each other? That's a blast.
 BrowneePoints: Moose
 BrowneePoints: or Moose something
 neisan2112: That's more what hangovers do to me now
 BrowneePoints: Moose Lodge? @Easilycrazyhat
 Easilycrazyhat: Flux is in the same ballpark, but there's a game played with playing cards I'm thinking of. It's like Calvinball with cards XD
 saucemaster5000: Weird how these names get funnier the more of the game you play
 NotCainNorAbel: 
Lysander_salamander: 
 Sorator13: @Easilycrazyhat Mau/Mow?
DekiSystem: 
Xavbull: Gift of the Gab
 trainpants: 
 NewtyNewts: The James Curse!
 neisan2112:   
 BrowneePoints: Moose Master @Easilycrazyhat
 Easilycrazyhat: @Easilycrazyhat That sounds right
 Orxolon: and then he proceeded to fuck it up
 SoldieroFortune: !uptime
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 LariatWest: Just speedrunning that Keggar bonus
 Orxolon: omg
Lysander_salamander: oh no
goombalax: at least the LRT in Edmonton is good
 Easilycrazyhat: @BrowneePoints Not what I was thinking of, but that looks fun!
 Heckhoundbolt: https://clips.twitch.tv/SquareScarySwanHotPokket-038lMbpVOIoGDOR0
DoodlestheGreat: https://clips.twitch.tv/FaithfulPuzzledPieDxAbomb-s35_IAJu_bx_tx24
KeytarCat: whee, work broke
 Heckhoundbolt: elaborate
 saucemaster5000: Zoinks
 BrowneePoints: yea there's an entire movie
 BrowneePoints: Warner canned it for tax write off
 BrowneePoints: someone found the file and leaked the whole movie
 djalternative: Yeah. It's on archive(dot)org
 Blakemcm: normal men
 saucemaster5000: Jesus everyone working under Zaslav right now, feel for them
 BrowneePoints: Gotta Come, Come, Come on in, and let him out
 WowoT: we call that nose goes
 BrowneePoints: If you wanna be with him
KeytarCat: @Heckhoundbolt I'm teaching reading and our audio system borked.  Was this aimed at me?
 BrowneePoints: then you gotta fight a djinn
 djalternative: yeah. Nose Goes is a proud and longstanding tradition
 Mathonwy: Ok, stopping in to say hi, now I'm going back to the beginning of this stream so I can make sense of what's going on.
 BrowneePoints: Mee Moh Saur as- James Turner 2023
 Mazrae: Hello everyone how is everyone doing, what's the rules
 NotCainNorAbel: hi @Mathonwy
 Wicker_Guide: @Mathonwy welcome back. How'd it go 
 BrowneePoints: @Mazrae Drinking Game Munchkin with Memory Game mechanics for room titles
 Orxolon: @Mazrae reveal monster,roll beat their lvl or take that dmg,proceed until final boss is founded
 Heckhoundbolt: @Heckhoundbolt nope, it was aimed at the shaggy comment
 Orxolon: found*
 BrowneePoints: first one to Drink Hoard and beats it wins, need 3 powers ups to fight hoards, cards mess with player, Drink is HP @Mazrae
 saucemaster5000: @Mazrae Roll against the card number, use cards to help, if you roll higher you get stuff, lower and you drink
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Xavbull: Scary
 Wicker_Guide: 
DekiSystem: poor ben 
hackingducks: shot called
Lysander_salamander: 
 Astramentha: 
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
 Orxolon: never understimate maids
 pn55: So rude!
 BrowneePoints: I heard Deathklok wrote a song about her. Slurmaider
 Wicker_Guide: 
 Dromos_GHG: Shit called, shot drank
 Mathonwy: I assume you increase the difficulty of the game by increasing the proof of what's in the glass?
DAC169: did he just do a "called shot to the ego" to Ben? 
 LariatWest: 5 from bonus?
 TemporallyAwry: Seriously though, what did Ben do?
frank_the_great:   
 BrowneePoints: Slurmaid hits hard if you lose @TemporallyAwry
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/WrongDeafPeachNomNom-hmc2VERocnXxDGEs
 Orxolon: still thirsty?
 kalira77: what was the rule again?
 Phailhammer: oh no
SnowBuddy18: same Ben, same
 djalternative: oh god. never play king's cup. only drunk Jenga
 Orxolon: @kalira77 finger to nose when boss is revealed
 saucemaster5000: oh thank god that's not the other type of king's cup
 corpocracy: Ian, no
 Dog_of_Myth: Love it
 kalira77: @Orxolon thanks
 Wicker_Guide: Ashton
 Fanklok: Wow Microbrewnicorn looks just like Ben
 Heckhoundbolt: https://clips.twitch.tv/EncouragingPrettiestPrariedogNerfBlueBlaster-mrBMsGNEo-n3PncS
 BrowneePoints: wait
 BrowneePoints: that Micro-Brewnicorn is just Wheeler
 Twilight_Spark: Wowee
 djalternative: I have a first edition drunk jenga set that I used in college quite a bit
 Mazrae: What is everyone drinking
DoodlestheGreat: Going to need another six pack...
 Orxolon: @kalira77 the last one takes the role/roll of said boss
 BrowneePoints: @Mazrae Lucky (canadian brand) and Beej is drinking Ginger Ale mixed with fizzy candy stuff
 Wicker_Guide: this game makes me wish I was still in college
 saucemaster5000: I forgot they're drinking canadian Olympia
 Heckhoundbolt: but he won't deal with it again
 BrowneePoints: HA
 BrowneePoints: David BREWbeck
 orrie104: @djalternative ooh, drinking jenga… we wrote numbers on Jenga blocks and had printouts that listed what we had to do…
 djalternative: @orrie104 yeah. there's an official rule set with several editions where some tiles are replaced with different ones. It's quite fun
 orrie104: @djalternative yeah, our college set pre-dated the official set (feeling old, where’s my walker?) 
 canahedo:   Been
lochnessseammonster: i mean water is not a bad idea 
 saucemaster5000: first player markers always seems stupid until you all forget
 Stephonee: Hydrate!
 SnackPak_: nailed it
 DeM0nFiRe: 
TetraRay: LOL
 Saintnex: HAH
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Easilycrazyhat: Perfect
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh this game just delivers
Lysander_salamander: 
 Getter404: Ben was 2nd place with 1!
 WowoT: LOL
 Koshindan: Reading the card explains the card.
DekiSystem: 
 Heckhoundbolt: Reading the card explains the card
 PhorrestGaze: reading the card explains the card
 Fanklok: !cli[
 BrowneePoints: This game seems SO much fun
 djalternative: @orrie104 huh. it seems like the actual original site with the editions no longer exists. sad times. I hope I still have my print out of the rules
KWardJenx: LOVE this game!
 A_Dub888: !findquote reading the card
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 Tiber727: Enough pointing fingers at each other.
 Getter404: I was not aware Beejlander was on Wednesdays now
 Dog_of_Myth: The Rich get Beejer
7gorobei: the sober keep getting soberer
 NotCainNorAbel: lol
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: this game feels very Munchkin
 TemporallyAwry: This is a great game.  Just setting up such wonderful interactions
sounderfan84: lol
 DeM0nFiRe: F
 Stephonee: Yes, very Munchkin. Making me miss playing Munchkin with friends
 orrie104: @djalternative That is sad.  I have no idea who has our original Jenga set, but pretty sure I still have our lists in electronic form somewhere.
 WowoT: beej you get loot cards!
 Getter404: This is concerning amounts of memorization for a drinking game
 DiamondMX: Wait, is this munchkin but as a drinking game?
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/PlausibleMoralMuleUnSane-aLpAeool1-Nhkia-
 BrowneePoints: No no
Rollacrit: Sounds like everyone is having a great time in here 
 canahedo: Way simpler than munchkin
 BrowneePoints: You got WASTED
 NotCainNorAbel: bost?/?  I've been playing along
 Blakemcm: i need to buy this game for family vacation oh man
 Heckhoundbolt: now he has healed you
 Orxolon: healed and gave you a power up?
 NotCainNorAbel: what a line
 DiamondMX: I hope the floor is padded below that fragile owl on the edge of a table with lots of drinking people around
 Mathonwy: That owl is not fragile.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh he's so cute
SnowBuddy18: @DiamondMX I don't think Hooty is fragile
 BrowneePoints: oh wow Chuggaconroy is in this game?
 Mathonwy: Hooty survived Road Quest.
 DiamondMX: @DiamondMX Oh, it looks ceramic. Fair enough 
 Heckhoundbolt: Pretty sure he has a hole in his back if I remember correctly
 neisan2112: Hooties just looking into our soul
 gibbousm: 
 Mazrae: With this game is it still eat the rich?? Or does it turn into drink the rich
DAC169: owl 
 korvys: My guess would be HDPE
 morderschatten: Who?
 gibbousm: will we ever get a hooty emoticon?
 Gascitygaming: Hootie, staring contest, GO!
 BrowneePoints: I am the Grape Man, I am the Grape man! They are the Wine-skin!
 BrowneePoints: Coo coo kachoo!
 korvys: Objects in the monitor may be funnier than they appear
 neisan2112: Lmao
 ghyllnox: 
SnowBuddy18: that seems right
 Getter404: What's the old country song? 10 feet tall and bulletproof?
 Dog_of_Myth: Good job Paul. 
 Xenguin47: I've been listening in the background...where'd the owl come from?
 ghyllnox: Yeah Ben that's why
 Heckhoundbolt: Ben, I think you are getting red for other reasons
 BrowneePoints: Hootie from Road Quest @Xenguin47
 Gascitygaming: Princess Auto
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Can we get Paul to share in the fun?
 Mathonwy: Hooty the Owl was purchased from Princess Auto during Road Quest.
 Xenguin47: No, no, I understand *where* Hooty came from.
 Xenguin47: Better question is *why* is he on the table?
 Heckhoundbolt: @Xenguin47 Beej has a power that is an owl
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 Mathonwy: Why not?
 BrowneePoints: Do you like Phina Coladas
  Juliamon: Xenguin47 It's been on the set since RQ
 Xenguin47: Ah!
 Gascitygaming: @Xenguin47 Beej has a power concerning a pet owl
DaxStrife: Always nice to see Hooty "Internally Screaming" Pontiac on set.
 BrowneePoints: getting caught in the Flames
 kalira77: he was brought to the table bc beej's character has a pet owl
 Xenguin47: Goooooot it. Pet owl.
 NotCainNorAbel: 19 is almost 20
SnowBuddy18: you can see it in the art at the bottom
 Xenguin47: @Juliamon Yeah, but "on the set" is normally not the same as "on the table". 
 Mazrae: Ben -5 hp??
 Getter404: Hootie no. Stop telling me to do things.
  Juliamon: Xenguin47 listen... some of us have been 'playing along'
 Mathonwy: Juliamon, have you been playing as Ben?
SnowBuddy18: Hooty is always watching
 Xenguin47: @Juliamon XD I mean... there's nothing wrong with that, as long as somebody is the Designated Model. 
 Xenguin47: Modder*
sounderfan84: dang it beej
 saucemaster5000: Nice of Ben's friends to let him relive his 20s
Rollacrit: 
 Amentur: 
sounderfan84: was that a 1?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 serramarkov: Nope!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: well, he got the axis of the die right
hackingducks: 
 Getter404: Ben's at 50, right? About to 40 I guess
KWardJenx: Called it!
 TemporallyAwry: Lots of highlights this stream 
 Two_Hats: You know, I don't think that was a 20
 Dromos_GHG: Nothing but net
 MajorFrostbyte: Nat....
 gsyhiap: Perfect 👏
 Fanklok: !clip
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 neisan2112: Welcom too the highlightreal!
ThorSokar: "Critical Failure" Drink your entire drink
 kalira77: @sounderfan84 yep
 SmithKurosaki: DANG
hackingducks: "Twenty!" *1*
 Easilycrazyhat: Close enough
  Sarah_Serinde: @Xenguin47 Well I'm more or less here and I'll I've been drinking is caffeine-free tea, so 
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Oh man we gotta do this more often please
sounderfan84: ha
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: With Cameron
 Sorator13: new rule, right?
  Sarah_Serinde: Still manage to typo things though
 Orxolon: https://clips.twitch.tv/SpinelessLachrymoseDragonMingLee-Ob7ZBFUuoMgwFST1
 saucemaster5000: (I snuck out at break to get better beer and am also now "playing along" but I think Ben is "Beating me")
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/OriginalCleanAdminVoHiYo-kWiRuEg0bIS8UVCQ
 Xenguin47: @Xenguin47 I guess I'd better behave myself then... O:-)
 BrowneePoints: Oceans are for your expensive Metal and Gemstone Dice
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/FairGracefulGoblinEleGiggle-Zb3gVh85yYiYgvHc
 BrowneePoints: Rivers get Chessex
SnowBuddy18: remember to microwave your dice for 2 seconds to send a message
Chesul: Sorator13 only on a nat 20.
 LiveFaust: Troll repellent? I think that's just "being a mod".
 KevlarGiraffe: Good evening!
 saucemaster5000: The Beatles
 e_bloc: far east movement
 korvys: Far East Movement?
 NonUniqueGuy: Far East Movement
hackingducks: dev is the girl but far east movement did like a g6
 LiveFaust: Far East Movement featuring...
 djalternative: I still have that song in my iTunes
 Mathonwy: Now I wanna hear that.
 LiveFaust: DEV! Thank you @hackingducks
 djalternative: and I still call it iTunes
SnowBuddy18: Ian, the G is for Gulfstream
 Two_Hats: Y'all have a loading time for Fun with Microwaves 3, so I figure y'all already did 3?
 LiveFaust: "Featuring" because she actually did the original line in another song that became the chorus in G6
 BrowneePoints: Me Too Ben. Me too
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: I'm loving the devolution here
hackingducks: song was called 'booty bounce' and it has a fun music video
 Amentur:  heehee
  Juliamon: now *there's* a card that gets better the longer you play
 ThirdGames: Hehehe brewbies
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 NotCainNorAbel: that's what I said brewby trapps
 Blakemcm: just chatting
 Blakemcm: pools and hottubs
 SmithKurosaki: @GhostofJeffGoldblum uite
 NewtyNewts: show tips
 SmithKurosaki: Quite*
SnowBuddy18: Ben, it said not the same room
WitchyTQ: shhhh
WitchyTQ: let the chaos insue
 saucemaster5000: no rule checking after losing 50 health
7gorobei: ian passes a loot card
chaostreader: @snowbuddy18 It said it doesn’t have to. He choose to.
 korvys: Only opponents are doing it, though. So the player playing it is net up
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 Easilycrazyhat: Ben getting gobstoppered over here
 Mathonwy: Ok, watching this stream while music that played in clubs back when I was in college really changes the feel of the game.
WitchyTQ: i put on tavern music with background people talking
WitchyTQ: its a vibe
 pn55: Beej still gets one
 djalternative: I say it ends at Beej
 saucemaster5000: @Mathonwy   That did make me giggle, but I've also lost 50 health
 Raincoast_Bear: All things end with Beej.
 NonUniqueGuy: and Ben passes to Ian
DaxStrife: "The Mimic Matters" sounds like a newspaper in a D&D setting.
 Phailhammer: And then Tomorrow passes it to I Don't Know.
 BrowneePoints: Liquornomicon Ex MorePlz
 Raincoast_Bear: Third base.
 saucemaster5000: @Phailhammer Do they throw it to What?
 BrowneePoints: soooo Ian TTSF episode where you make Drinks from the Liquornomicon for Folks?
 Phailhammer: @Phailhammer Naturally.
YeomanAres: This looks really fun, I wish I Kickstartered it
 Mathonwy: So, what's the end game for this?
 BrowneePoints: Defeat the Drink Hoard(brown card in the top right) @Mathonwy
 Mathonwy: So, Beej is about to win?
 BrowneePoints: kinda, you still have to roll off
 Raincoast_Bear: Same as Red Dragon Inn. Last player not drunk / not broke.
 BrowneePoints: and you need 3 powerups to attempt to fight it @Mathonwy
Chesul: Mathonwy he has to beat a lvl 15 special enemy.
 BrowneePoints: Correct, you can't put them on the same tile Ben 
 kalira77: uno reverse card activated
DaxStrife: He learned it from watching you, Ben!
 Getter404: 3 or 6? Is Brewbie a once per turn?
Chesul: Brewby isn't once per turn, it's just when you use a trap card.
 Easilycrazyhat: Try it again, but with more hate this time.
 Heckhoundbolt: use your power
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: thank god for Paul
 WowoT: Who has the loot card when a player dies power
 Mathonwy: Everyone get quiet?
KeytarCat: A PC OTKO would be an experience
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 neisan2112: Wow lol
DekiSystem: 
 Dog_of_Myth: IAN
 NonUniqueGuy: Ian!
 Getter404: The Phantom Ian
 Saintnex: oh my god Ian
 JuniorRoll: Pirates now
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Ben looks so pleased with himself
 Heckhoundbolt: Punished Ian
 Scy_Anide: James is the small blind, Ian is the big blind.
 BrowneePoints: They're trying SO HARD
 lannersong: noice
 Mathonwy: Oh good lord, Ben!
 saucemaster5000: Well, Ben was doing that in the middle of english class. It was awkward
KWardJenx: Look at his reflection in the monitor Perseus!
 spo8n: witness me!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Ben how you doing buddy
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: you okay back there
 Koshindan: Chat can't help but look.
 Blakemcm: guess i gotta drink
 ghyllnox: -10 to Chat
 lannersong: Ben using Weeping Angels rules
 Heckhoundbolt: It has a glow in the dark braclet
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 saucemaster5000: Wish this game required other players to run around
 Dog_of_Myth: Weeping Bens
 Heckhoundbolt: Glow stick
 pn55: 
 NonUniqueGuy: I think they covered this on an episode of Task Master
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
 niccus: ben can do anything he wants now. nobody can see him
 SnackPak_: 
7gorobei: the Weeping Engineers
 lannersong: incredible. best be on the highlights
 BrowneePoints: I'm CRYING
 saucemaster5000: Hooty made eye contact!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: this game fucking rules
sounderfan84: wait what?
 NotCainNorAbel: best card
 JuniorRoll: How I became Invisible
 Astramentha: I think James looked at the monitor
 Getter404: Much like Kel in Mystery Men, is is invisible when nobody is looking at him
 niccus: hooty made eye contact long ago
  Sarah_Serinde: Remember Ben says he counts it if *he* sees the eye contact
  Sarah_Serinde: No chat trying to catch people out on Ben's behalf
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 FITorion: I wasn't looking
 NonUniqueGuy: I didn't see
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: who knows, James?
 NewtyNewts: I couldn't see.
 Saintnex: Sorry too busy laughing lol
 Heckhoundbolt: We had a bad camera angle
Xavbull: 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: we may never know
 gsyhiap: Nobody tell him!
 Sorator13: We're not solving this for you, friend
Shadowsoflife: -shrugs-
 Dog_of_Myth: I'm on Team Chaos
frozenphoenix7: I was tabbed
 Mathonwy: I didn't see anything
 Mazrae: its like the invisible guys power from mystery men
DaxStrife: Hooty was last.
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 empyreon: y'all didn't raise no snitches 
 LiveFaust: Ben
ThorSokar: We ain't no snitch
 BrowneePoints: Drankenstein's Monster Energy
 Dog_of_Myth: Have to abide the mods
 saucemaster5000: oh shoot, I missed a chance to snitch cause I was busy....
 Fanklok: Yeah we only snitch on Adam
 BrowneePoints: Man I haven't had a Dragon Bomb in forever
DekiSystem: 
 lannersong: we played munchkin in highschool with drinking and this is WAY more fun/less to track
 Getter404: Oh no is Ben okay? He doesn't look good, someone should check on him. Like before the end of his next turn soon.
 JuniorRoll: What does that have to do with it?
 korvys: Demonstrably waterproof
 Easilycrazyhat: Ben XD
 omdorastrix: Under the Care and Supervision of Parents - Billzmom - right?
 saucemaster5000: wow, y'all should see al the amazing faces Ben is making right now
 BrowneePoints: Also, as long as people know where you are and can pick ya up so you're safe. *who cares*
  Sarah_Serinde: So much power 
SnowBuddy18: chat wouldn't talk
 saucemaster5000: I'd talk
 WowoT: Now now ben, we arent snitches byt we dont allow cheating 
 saucemaster5000: not usefully
 Heckhoundbolt: @Fanklok We did unionize for our bananas
 gizmofreak1: i was afk for a bit. why does ian have paper on his head?
 Easilycrazyhat: FREEDOM
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: can't make eye contact with Ben
  Sarah_Serinde: Good work 
 BrowneePoints: Ben played a card where if they look at him they have to drink @gizmofreak1
 Raincoast_Bear: What paper?
 JuniorRoll: Ben, you look . . . great!
 gizmofreak1: @BrowneePoints that seems strong
 BrowneePoints: How can I not
 BrowneePoints: look at that handsome face
 Koshindan: I've taken so much damage.
 NonUniqueGuy: I always look at Ben
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: I fear no Ben
 BrowneePoints: @gizmofreak1 it only lasts one turn cycle
 saucemaster5000: staring and chugging, all of chat
SnowBuddy18: I was looking at Ben, he's a cutie
CommunistBakery: I took my 10pt sip
 BrowneePoints: but Bennie Boy is so GAWGEOUS
 gizmofreak1: @BrowneePoints oh ok. thats not too bad
 BrowneePoints: It's a Dracolich
 BrowneePoints: but Drinkolich
 Heckhoundbolt: dear god
  Sarah_Serinde: It was a healthy amount of time that people had to avoid eye contact without just going on forever
 Easilycrazyhat: Second only to the Beer-asque (I don't know if that's really in the game, but it should be)
 saucemaster5000: not drunk enough to see a 3 as 20
 Dog_of_Myth: Preach it Ben
 Blakemcm: camping leaping lizzy for those damn boots
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Ben's going to start ending every sentence with "Bring back Dark and Darker" like that one Roman senator who wouldn't stop talking about Carthage.
 itomeshi: Paul, I feel very seen right now, waiting on a spawn in WoW.
 Mazrae: how many beers did they bring
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 pn55:   
 Heckhoundbolt:  
SnowBuddy18: @Mazrae 15
 saucemaster5000: wasn't there some crazy story about the dark and darker devs today?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @itomeshi farming Dragon Shards?
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
Boon_33:  
 ghyllnox: Chug! Chug! Chug!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 gizmofreak1: they should play this with graduated cups next time
LessIsMorii:  
 ghyllnox: IAN
 LiveFaust: Honorable sudoku.
 neisan2112: Ian you might want to reword that
 itomeshi: @itomeshi Nah, Storm Sigils
KWardJenx: Huzzah!!
 glyndev: "Take your own life" - Ian, 2023
 WiJohn:   
 empyreon:   
SnowBuddy18: plastic cups also seems like a good idea
lochnessseammonster: 
 BrowneePoints: Tabletop Day After Dark!?
 Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah
 niccus: now to walk home
 BrowneePoints: Bring it back plz! This was so fun!
 pn55: That was silly fun! 
 itomeshi: @itomeshi Wait, are Dragon Shards farmable?
  Sarah_Serinde: Shiny
 JuniorRoll: This game has to come back
lochnessseammonster: yes 
ArcLightningCanuck: It's fun watching you have fun. 
 Mathonwy: A game of this, and then CAH. That would be a wild party.
 rosesmcgee: Remember, the real heroes drink responsibly
  Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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 Stephonee: I'm so glad you liked it!
 saucemaster5000: this is def a sometimes game
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @itomeshi sorta - there are elites that have a chance to drop them that spawn every half hour, there's a weak aura for it
goombalax: drink lots of water!
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  Sarah_Serinde: !store
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 GhostofJeffGoldblum: you can get 1-5/day depending on luck
 BrowneePoints: @Mathonwy They don't do CAH anymore
 WiJohn: Man reading the outro like a champ after all the drinks, cheers!
Boon_33: poor Beej, all that and less than %0.5 alcohol
 ghyllnox: Ben now giving a slightly smashed outro 
ThorSokar: Body Pillows Yet?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 LiveFaust: Yeah, we* don't to CAH.
  Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
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 LiveFaust: *do
 SmithKurosaki: Body Pillows?
Xavbull: Mountain Dew
  Sarah_Serinde: And don't be creepy
 ghyllnox: Bad LRRgon?
 NonUniqueGuy: Water
 Mathonwy: @BrowneePoints Ok, did something happen with CAH that I missed?
 Electrodyne: OW MY BINGLE
  Sarah_Serinde: I believe they stopped into the stream for a while too 
KWardJenx: 100% play this one again!!
 Mazrae: and Hooty
Xavbull: seeyuh
LessIsMorii: byyyyyyyyye
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  Sarah_Serinde: Ben good job doing the outro after playing this game 
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 LiveFaust: @mathonwy yeah, you should probably look into it solo, but there's been some stuff for a while that was brought to light some time ago.
  Sarah_Serinde: I want to say James said it's just him, but I forget if that's right
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 Mazrae: i think adam said last night it was James on MTG
 Mathonwy: Ok.
 saucemaster5000: Yeah, they met the dragon and decided to work for it
 WiJohn: Always make a deal with a dragon
 TemporallyAwry: Not so much a job offer as "Work for me or Die"
  Sarah_Serinde: PH Balance bonus stream again!
 BrowneePoints: Ben it looks like your kind of game
lochnessseammonster: no feelings at all then 
  Juliamon: It *threatened* to be sad, but everyone was OK
 Two_Hats: That is the other fox game
 omdorastrix: Melon-collie
 TemporallyAwry: The Goats had a sad moment, but an important life lesson.
 LithelyUnshod: The goat did almost die
 neisan2112: The start was sad, but it quickly got really fun
  Sarah_Serinde: But Chillpoint persists
  Sarah_Serinde: !discord
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 djalternative: I'm there right now!
 LastCenturion: aristoscraps?
 BrowneePoints: Aristoscraps. Aristocrafts
 djalternative: Aristo-Cats?
 canahedo: Aristoscrap?
 BrowneePoints: Ben
 aitsu100: aristascraps
 BrowneePoints: it's your game
 BrowneePoints: It's WAY up your alley
  Juliamon: You really should
 BrowneePoints: and Viewtiful Joe!
  Juliamon: The player character is THE dumbest shonen protag
 aitsu100: oooo yay STS on is this your card nice
 BrowneePoints: And the In House band is doing Diet Versions of the songs
 BrowneePoints: and it's the BEST
 TemporallyAwry: The Streamer Tracks are REALLY good too, like 100% stands on their own.
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh Wheeler was saying his stream would be on a different day iirc?
 BrowneePoints: Guardians of the Galaxy
 BrowneePoints: the streamer mode ruins the game
 neisan2112: Wait holy shit that part??
 empyreon: oh ffs that's awwwwwwful
 neisan2112: Oh god
hackingducks: and the song is AMAZING so... not having it is a big deal.
 saucemaster5000: I'd Argue Star Lord's hairdo ruind the GotG game
 BrowneePoints: nah
 BrowneePoints: the GotG is a really great game
 aitsu100: He did that
 djalternative: oh yeah. I think Wheeler did that
 Two_Hats: Didn't Lrr play that game?
 Mazrae: i found a mobile version of slay the spire
 Dog_of_Myth: Hootie will fill it
 BrowneePoints: but the Licensed Soundtrack really heightens the moments
 LiveFaust: Mic five?
 neisan2112: STS has a really awesome community MOD that just came out too
hackingducks: @Two_Hats cam and cori did
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 Earthenone: !findquote owl
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 Heckhoundbolt: We are getting close to ten years
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 NotCainNorAbel:   
  Sarah_Serinde: And this year is LRR's 20th anniversary
KWardJenx: Great, great stream. Thank you!
 Dog_of_Myth: Tacos for all
 pn55:   
 Phailhammer: cya 
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 Mazrae: Tacos!!!!
 empyreon:   
 LiveFaust: Hell yeah, drunk tacos!
 JuniorRoll: Drunk tacos = best Tacos
 SmithKurosaki: Tacos@
 TehAmelie: byee
 Stephonee: Bye!
 neisan2112: Great stream!
lochnessseammonster: yep!
 LiveFaust: Night, frands. It's been fun.
  Juliamon: (I mean, LRR *is* kinda all I watch... if you include everyone's homestreams)
  Juliamon: !homestream
  LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/alexsteacy | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Jeremy White: twitch.tv/jrhwhite | Kathleen: twitch.tv/BraveNewFaves | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Nelson: twitch.tv/coachnelly | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah LRR folks are definitely a significant percentage of my viewing material
  Juliamon: there's so much overlap!
 LiveFaust: @juliamon LRR and LRR accessories
Boon_33: goodnight Paul + chat!
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