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v_nome: @FPNY41 That a lot to ask of a James
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TheWriterAleph: heyyyy
Flyingdelorion: Hello James!
Wolfstrike_NL: Ooo can we make Jade draft?
Diabore: is it another mono colour challenge?
Spades_Slicc: Play 40 lands objective is basically already met with James in charge
MegaDosX: No this is a Minecraft stream
korvys: How about Marvel Snap instead?
BusTed: Let's go for it.
djalternative: I say we edge!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Magic? Isn't this the Destiny show?
TheWriterAleph: sounds good
undecided44: Nope... today was set for hopscotch.
Trahas: Can we dig a hole?
FPNY41: draft colorless decks!
Bugberry: I just went 7-2 at ONE alchemy and it was nuts.
TemporallyAwry: I mean, there's alwayst MTGO if you really wanna mix it up :p
Wolfstrike_NL: Can we listen to caillou?
Flyingdelorion: It can be good in this format....
Yolysses: Solo Hero’s of Barcadia
Verrain2: Play freebird!
MegaDosX: It's ONE but with Alchemy cards
Dread_Pirate_Westley: What if we give you $50?
MegaDosX: lrrBEEJ
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Bugberry: My deck was Red/Black with tons of removal and two of the gold uncommon.
TemporallyAwry: Medusa's Gaze was a great bit.
djalternative: Yeah! Let’s draft wacky alchemy!
TemporallyAwry: !goodadvice
LRRbot: On the internet???
Flyingdelorion: Weel i am gonna add it to my vod backlist then...
themcclintalk: Oh hai, it’s a Jaems playing Gaems
Diabore: alchemy cards
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Earthenone: i assume red cards, and cards we can ignore to take red cards
Diabore: thats whats in here
Flyingdelorion: or backlog? English is not my first language
zladcommathe: Yep that's it
Flyingdelorion: I think it's very simple: If you see a Alchemy card, draft it!
v_nome: You heard it here, James always loves getting UwU
Bugberry: There's a Red Phyrexian Obliterator equivalent that I hope you get.
undecided44: And as we all say, a-james-stream
Flyingdelorion: Good luck!
Riiiiiiis: Oh hello - and goodnight peeps
Diabore: mono red!
Bugberry: speak of the devil
Earthenone: so mono red time!
Flyingdelorion: Bingo!
TheWriterAleph: first try!
Nukified: called it, neat
Spades_Slicc: Everyone start chanting mono red
korvys: @Bugberry Well, speak of the Horror
Barb4rian: Bugberry confirmed prophet
MrTheWalrus: Yeah, I've heard that what the Alchemy cards do is 'be very strong'
Angelic_Bovines: teeth! teeth! teeth! No, that's the wrong colour.
Spades_Slicc: Someone call Alex, Mono-Red's back baby!
Riiiiiiis: Ano Redd
Joalni: Mono-Red!
gizmofreak1: Mono red
Flyingdelorion: Mono-Red!
TemporallyAwry: Big Red here we ... oof.
Earthenone: legally its a red card
TheWriterAleph: it's fine
Spades_Slicc: 2/3 menache for 3 is good
Wolfstrike_NL: monorail but monored
Bugberry: At least youll cut red out of the pack.
Ard_Rhys: it's not the worsr
Ard_Rhys: *worst
FPNY41: was watching the old $20 deckbuilding challenge streams and James always forces mono red even there
Cheezmo: Just make a teeth tribal
Joalni: Is this... hubris?
Diabore: birthing pod
stizzet: But did you ask nicely?
Barb4rian: Colorless works in mono-red right?
Flyingdelorion: Its birthing pod
Spades_Slicc: Hexgold slash is one of the best one drops
TheWriterAleph: gets harvester :D
Diabore: except you dont get to choose
Earthenone: more menache
Diabore: another aspirant imo
fireandfurry2252: prism
Bugberry: The Skullbombs technically cycle for 2
Earthenone: there is a one drop though
TemporallyAwry: Forcing MonoRed is rough pack-one. But you're sending clear signals PrideLaugh
Flyingdelorion: Scamp?
Ard_Rhys: take the one dro[
Bugberry: That 1 drop is surprisingly flexible.
Diabore: the sac is so bad
undecided44: Are you open to the white equipment?
laundreydhull: Scamp in sum freebies from flesh
BusTed: :red_square:
undecided44: Ok, so the red equipment then?
Spades_Slicc: red artifact is good
laundreydhull: Tis fine, lrrHERE lrrJAMES lrrFINE lrrFINE LUL lrrSPOOP NotLikeThis
Earthenone: 2 drops are second only to 1 drops
Bugberry: Slinger plus the scamp can deal with a surprsing amount of things.
RokuNalaar: Wait, we're doing Alchemy things?
Angelic_Bovines: i like centurion
gizmofreak1: Blast
Ard_Rhys: all these are meh
djalternative: I don’t think alchemy has commons
Earthenone: kinsmith is legal
Spades_Slicc: colorless isn't not mono red
Diabore: well good news, theres no red passing us so pack 2 should be loaded
Earthenone: what mono red rare are we opening p2?
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Diabore: @Earthenone none
laundreydhull: -Ouch!?
Angelic_Bovines: engraver is pog
ghyllnox: Pivot!
laundreydhull: lrrJAMES BlameJace today? Or Tuesday; chewsday?
RokuNalaar: Engraver is basically Red Jace
fireandfurry2252: gorger!
RokuNalaar: Literally the only Red Card
Spades_Slicc: someone else is really into red here
Bugberry: All the red was in that first pick.
Wiliart: Is someone else playing mono red too?
laundreydhull: Lawl, OnlyReds....
Bugberry: Dunemover is legal and a 2 drop
Diabore: we in troubs
RokuNalaar: If there is, they're on right left so that's nice
bondeulv: blast is a legit win con in this format
RokuNalaar: your left*
Diabore: splitter?
Earthenone: time to chonicle some zeniths
Bugberry: 2 drop that can potentially draw a card
corefluxx: Just got here... Are we forcing mono red?
Diabore: how are we seeing so little red
Spades_Slicc: @corefluxx By god are we trying
Diabore: @corefluxx we had no choice, we opened the quad red obliterator
Spades_Slicc: the skullbombs are good cyclers regardless of color
undecided44: Nope
MegaDosX: Imagine if someone else in the pod is drafting mono red
Nukified: nope
Angelic_Bovines: yes
FPNY41: I believe that was a Friends reference
Spades_Slicc: it isn't good
laundreydhull: Blegh
Angelic_Bovines: it's fine??
brieandbacon: And Serge!!
BusTed: scamp for the name
Spades_Slicc: time to pick up a second color
TemporallyAwry: Don't worry, you signaled clearly, and pack 3 will be your reward LuvSign
Earthenone: batterfist is good
TimeToFry: lrrFINE
MegaDosX: Someone else is evidently on red benginLul
Spades_Slicc: Kin smith?
BusTed: What's the worst that could happen?
FPNY41: white looks open
Nukified: feels punished for opening harvester
Earthenone: more scamps!
Spades_Slicc: you have another kinsmith right?
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Earthenone: yeah theres at least 1 more myr in the board
MegaDosX: Welcome, raiders, to this nonsense
WhatIfIAmABear: Hello, so this is how i learn what magic is
BusTed: scamp scampi
8 raiders from Weslyphon have joined!
The_Rising_Of_Chicanery: it was good, yeah. Magic and coffee, my 2 favourite things
MegaDosX: More raiders!
Wolfstrike_NL: lrrAWESOME
Diabore: james you just gotta be like me, go mono black and open vraska
Diabore: LUL
Spades_Slicc: Simply get passed Koth
MegaDosX: Wow, you got mimi'ed
MegaDosX: Get got Diabore :p
TemporallyAwry: Well, someone ELSE tried to force Mono-Red and you're teaching them a lesson about not making a joke of the draft queue. lrrBEEJ
KingOfDoma: Very very bad = 7-0 baybeeeeeeee
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Spades_Slicc: no wait ribskiff is better
MegaDosX: Take the cool thing
Spades_Slicc: you'll actually cast the skiff
Kelderan: Mono red wants to play extra lands. Right? We're Fiiiiiiiine =3
SnowBuddy18: much better
Spades_Slicc: skullbomb cycles
laundreydhull: U kind halves two play Oxidda
brieandbacon: Skullbombs draw a card?
MegaDosX: Heh, good one
Bugberry: I take responsibility for causing that Red mythic to be in the first pack.
laundreydhull: Kay, I only just got here so. . . . . .
undecided44 places finger beside nose: 'Dibs out!'
corefluxx: The deck has a name "I shoulda been in black"
ghyllnox: I'll put two cents on my phone for you how's that
RokuNalaar: I actually paused a Beejlander video to watch the stream; not sure if this is an improvement in deck quality
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ravendreams: You go James and Heres to not drawing all lands
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Diabore: got a lot of 1 drops ar least
BusTed: Sung to the theme of MIB.
Earthenone: well we know what color to force next draft!
MegaDosX: You have a cool looking curve at least
TemporallyAwry: Is that name a roulette joke?
TemporallyAwry: :p
bondeulv: Black Was Open
RokuNalaar: Still accurate
ghyllnox: Shoulda Ben B
Earthenone: short for boys love right?
MegaDosX: 7-0 let's go
Bugberry: always bet on black.
corefluxx: works for blue and black that way
FPNY41: I believe you can also abbreivate ithat color just as "B"
Spades_Slicc: Is James running a single alchemy card?
RayFK: Oh I should have coffee
MegaDosX: @Spades_Slicc The big mono red thingie
ThorSokar: Then WHY does the field let you put in more than 24 characters, MAGIC!? GAVIN!!!
ElektroTal: hey James, have you heard that Shivam and Wheeler Love Magic? you shoudl love magic too!
FPNY41: 7-0 lets go
Earthenone: is magic 2 out? i thought this was just magic ONE
MegaDosX: Sick curve bro
TemporallyAwry: Aggressively Mull to the mythic? Kappa
ElektroTal: is that why you're always digging holes? to find more room for love?
ElektroTal: that sounded meaner than i intended
Earthenone: kill it
MegaDosX: Yeah that has to die
ThorSokar: WOOOOOW
satyropodobny: We shall blame Gavin on the beaches, we shall blame Gavin in the trees
brieandbacon: Kill it with fire
FPNY41: ooh does that stack?
corefluxx: Kill it... that stacks
MegaDosX: Yeah Toxic stacks
MegaDosX: So that would get out of hand hella fast
bondeulv: play the scamp first!
bondeulv: oh nvm
MegaDosX: Other scamp
bondeulv: wrong 1-mana drop
Earthenone: they are on one color and missing a land, weve got this
MegaDosX: The other scamp likes noncreature spells, this is the one that holds a Colossus Hammer well
Earthenone: 0 to aspirant
MegaDosX: You could put it on the Aspirant for 0
Bugberry: batterfist on scamp can kill that.
korvys: Opponent playing two colours? What decadence...
Spades_Slicc: equips for 0 to aspirant
MegaDosX: Yeah
Spades_Slicc: free real estate
MegaDosX: I don't see why not
RokuNalaar: easy trade
ThorSokar: seems correct
Spades_Slicc: I'd hold the token to try and prevent the first toxic
undecided44: 6es, i th8nk you want to trade for ds
Denis_Dobrolubov: Monored does not ask whether it should attack, only whether it can.
Spades_Slicc: oh wait splitter
MegaDosX: Yeah James has plenty of options to block the thing
fireandfurry2252: Equip scamp
Earthenone: it costs mana, you cant
MegaDosX: But it cost 1
Spades_Slicc: no mana to equip
ofstrife: it's not free on to the scamp
ReachW: Not for 0 mana you can't.
Denis_Dobrolubov: Discount only to equip aspirant itself.
MegaDosX: Discount is only to equip to Aspirant
MegaDosX: They got tired of you reading your cards I think >_>
theguardianotter: they got bored
Earthenone: retire champion and get coffee?
corefluxx: Cheer200
Nydestroyer: only if you inform me how to buy only two bits
bondeulv: 7-0 deck, right?
FPNY41: you used to be able to watch an ad for 5 bits
korvys: Shave and haircut
Natedogg2: Well, just win 25 more games.
MegaDosX: Goddamnit korvys I was about to make that joke
lirazel64: Cheer50
brieandbacon: Could we just mail you 20 cents?
Earthenone: i miss that, i watchd thousands of ads to pay lrr
undecided44: Can I give you a shave and a haircut in lieu of 2 bits? Sorry that sounds wierd.
Cunobelenos: There’s a survey group you can do to get bits now
MrTheWalrus: Cheer50 this is the smallest amount I'm allowed to put in, so now you need to win 24 more games?
FPNY41: slash the island
TehAmelie: if you send 2 cents over paypal, do they take 1?
RayFK: OP too galaxy brain
FPNY41: menache
ReachW: I Hexgold Slash the darkness.
MegaDosX: Oh no we are poisone
RayFK: seabatBRAIN
Tfldyr: I have exactly 2 bits but I can't give them to you. Sad
MegaDosX: I think opponent has drafted an actual deck here :p
RokuNalaar: @MegaDosX how rude
FPNY41: slash the aspirant, send a message
Earthenone: maybe James' personal channel has a lower floor?
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MegaDosX: That's going to be an issue
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Nydestroyer: ah now that you are corrupted I am expecting them to counter every spell you play
RoyalNPC: wow I never get to watch mtg live what a treat
BloodnBullets: still get the discount equipment at least
MegaDosX: Now do they bounce the token?
MrTheWalrus: Starting to think OP forgot to put creatures in their deck?
Spades_Slicc: This scamp can hold an axe so good
MegaDosX: Yeah, scamp holds equipment well
Nydestroyer: I am betting they have the counterspell in hand
Earthenone: your firing solution changed!
Spades_Slicc: instead of these 3 basic mountains we've decided to tap these other 3 identical basic mountains
Nydestroyer: I think it gets confused due to the discount on aspiriant
FPNY41: took my kid to a Nessa Barret concert last night. Nothing makes you feel your age more than being at a rock concert full of screaming kids that were never alive in the 20th century
MrTheWalrus: @Spades_Slicc Thanks for keeping us appraised of the situation, autotapper
bondeulv: discount is only for aspirant tho?
Earthenone: 2 is not equal to or greater than 3, thats cheating
bondeulv: kill it in response?
MegaDosX: Well, you can kill the 3/3 with that trick now
MegaDosX: With the +1/-1 equipment
arkhamrefugee: Is it just me or does the violin music have serious Master and Commander overtones?
Earthenone: we can move the fist to kill it for free later
Denis_Dobrolubov: Could equip fist to it to make it 4/0.
MrTheWalrus: Nice
FPNY41: I swear one of these songs is from the Eve Online soundtrack
bondeulv: well, not in response to the trigger, james
bondeulv: draw card
Nydestroyer: I think you getting a creature is
ThorSokar: draw
MrTheWalrus: I like draw
RayFK: Creature IMO and letting them scry 1
ofstrife: putting pressure down seems good
ThorSokar: they seem to have "no, the deck"
Nydestroyer: your equips make any creature a real threat
RayFK: You have double equip
RayFK: You can make any small fry big
MegaDosX: They seem to have drafted the actual UB limited deck tbh
Bugberry: Classic Control, do nothing until you do everything.
RayFK: Letting them scry is fine when you're trying to outrace poison
Bugberry: They get a copy of something they exile in their library.
Nydestroyer: do they just throw caution to the wind with the alchemy powerlevels?
bondeulv: yes
Spades_Slicc: @Nydestroyer yes, because they can edit them as the format develops
Bugberry: @Nydestroyer many are good in Limited, but a lot of them rely on the parasitic themes of ONE.
bondeulv: keep
Earthenone: menace is good with equips
RayFK: 3/2
RoyalNPC: lrr gonna keep me company the next few day while I recover having wisdom teeth out
Nydestroyer: oh no
Lord_Hosk: Hey James, guess, what? you're an amazing and inspirational person who helps lead an amazing community full of caring and empathetic people who all make the world a better place by being in it.
Bugberry: Proliferate.dec
MegaDosX: Might it have been better to hold onto the land so we could pitch it with the 1/3?
Nydestroyer: looks like death
Earthenone: they are draftomg
RayFK: Oh
RayFK: Oh god it's this card
MrTheWalrus: Seems bad
Diabore: its a very good card
MrTheWalrus: For us
TalpTheScot: is this the new alchemy hags?
TehAmelie: word
RayFK: Ha, get fucked I'm caring and empathetic
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Earthenone: i assume the cards they draft say proliferate, so probobly a 2-3 turn clock
MegaDosX: So Contagion Dispenser has things like Contagion Engine, Sword of Truth and Justice, Roalesk, etc
FPNY41: thats amazing, that's the same thing I wrote in my Boss's christmas card
Diabore: most in the spellbook prolif on etb
RayFK: Put equp on custodian
RayFK: Swing
bondeulv: equip and attack
RayFK: Play aspirant
Earthenone: we just keep equiping and swinging
MegaDosX: Yeah this is the right move
Bugberry: swing axe until things die.
Earthenone: we die when they draw their proliferate and bounce
MegaDosX: Not necessarily
RayFK: You got rid of one of their toxic cards
MegaDosX: The Contagion Engine and whatever they got from it could kill you though
MegaDosX: Also that's gross
bondeulv: at least three
korvys: At least 2
BusTed: Maybe that was their scamp.
MegaDosX: I mean.
RayFK: Okay NOW you might be hosed
MegaDosX: Dose is in the main set
plundypops: look how much fun you are having
korvys: I pretend Alchemy doesn't exist
Nydestroyer: I mean did you really draft alchemy?
Nydestroyer: Seems like you are playing normal one vs alchemy LUL
ladyjessica: I definitely wasn't here to make you draft alchemy
MegaDosX: Most of what they've hit you with is in the set proper, the exception is the Contagion Engine and the 7/7
Steel_Wish: Glad I joined in at a good time
MegaDosX: Oh shut up opponent
bondeulv: you could've looted it away
Dothewhatnow: Time to rope and go make coffee
bondeulv: *rummaged
MegaDosX: You're dead to a single proliferate, it's probably why they gg'ed
DAC169: I wish it would automatically make whoever says "Good game" first just forfeit aipSRSLY
MegaDosX: But you still don't do that
Earthenone: both players counted to 10, the problem was we werent counting poision counters and they were
MegaDosX: Let the loser say gg first
NotCainNorAbel: thanks for the good game
MegaDosX: It's why I mute emotes globally tbh
bondeulv: if arena had chat
Earthenone: should remove all emotes except for hello
ReachW: That kind of player would find some other way to be toxic anyway.
MegaDosX: @bondeulv It would be a dumpster fire, let's be real
ladyjessica: yeah i also mute emotes
earlgrey82: The good game emote should make you immediatly concede.
bondeulv: doesn't seem like mtgo is
Rebbers: It should unlock after the losing party says it first
korvys: I'm sad jerks have made people think "Nice" is sarcastic - I genuinely want to show my appreciation when someone does something sick
MegaDosX: This game attracts a different audience and has a broader playerbase, meaning you're going to get a lot more of the winguses here
undecided44: Agree... the thing I love is stabilizing when op says gg, exiting their threat and beating them.
Nydestroyer: I think the worse than emoting is when someone intentionally ropes you when they are about to lose
Earthenone: does nothing? snap keep
DAC169: people who say "oops" after they do a big spell in their favor... aipSRSLY
Dothewhatnow: I am a firm believer that the winner of any game saying gg before the losing team/player is actually toxic.
Earthenone: good news for them, they were playing toxic!
BloodnBullets: its so bizzare to me how in games like this, all the positive emotes have become such negative things to use. I play some pokemon unite as well and people agressively ping "thanks" at their teammates.
Nukified: getting mad at emotes seems more of a you problem, not opponent
DAC169: @BloodnBullets like when they die? see that in Smite a lot too, generally when it's their own damn fault for dying aipSRSLY
DAC169: er.. the "thanks" spam part
MegaDosX: They might be dead if you move the equipment over
BloodnBullets: @BloodnBullets yeah, they just start spaming it as much as they can. I just find it so weird how we always twist whats supposed to be a good thing like that.
bondeulv: chat lethal
MegaDosX: Yeah I think they're dead
RokuNalaar: GG
MegaDosX: They take six that way, ping with the 1/1
Drathak: fast oneee
MegaDosX: Yeah
micalovits: Seems right
MegaDosX: Either way, got 'em
FPNY41: Got Milk?
Nydestroyer: Gottem Knights
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ReachW: Go Tem!
micalovits: I also assume this is the James Turner force mono red special?
Nydestroyer: scampy
BusTed: scamp scamp scamp
MegaDosX: Oh you little scamp
Steel_Wish: Scamptrio, my favorite pokemon
bondeulv: does it get toxic?
Spades_Slicc: A 1/4: monored's only weakness
MegaDosX: Deathtouch not toxic
bondeulv: oh, deathtouch
bondeulv: perfect
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Steel_Wish: Now there are two of them
laundreydhull: James "-Now There Are Two Of Them!" Turner
korvys: A man after midnight?
TemporallyAwry: It's Happening PridePog
Spades_Slicc: Oh Yeah, It's all coming together
laundreydhull: All of us just jumping in on the Episode I memes, LUL LUL LUL FBtouchdown
micalovits: Oh dear
TemporallyAwry: It's maybe not happening lrrAWW
MegaDosX: Oh, you're dead
MegaDosX: Shockingly, mono-red struggles with a 6/6
Steel_Wish: LUL
Konda020946: that the way i feel ex´very time i see this card in standard+
RokuNalaar: You just need to not die until it kills your opponent
MegaDosX: I mean why not
MegaDosX: Yeah they're never blocking that :p
micalovits: Hope for the flunge kill next turn?
BloodnBullets: your flunge is going to hurt next turm
micalovits: Rude
MegaDosX: I mean, they didn't put the enchantment on it
ThibbleBird: Is this alchemy draft?
bondeulv: mono 1-4s
drcthulu: It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times
MegaDosX: That Archfiend is such a problem in limited
TemporallyAwry: On your own terms PrideShrug
DiscordianTokkan: Going out on your own terms
ThibbleBird: Ouch
Demolion13: @LoadingReadyRun Thanks for the game
ThibbleBird: But where is Darwin’s left hand
corefluxx: Does taking yourself out count as victory over yourself? and if so, does it still warrant the 2 bits per victory?
korvys: Still playing Marvel Snap, James?
ThibbleBird: May have wanted to scry to find a land for next turn
ThibbleBird: But I forget the curse
korvys: GIven the collection mechanic, should probably start as soon as possible, I guess?
micalovits: Cho cho time?
RayFK: But what if instead of that you played Fortnite
ThibbleBird: You can attack with the scamp too with the death trigger
micalovits: Uhhh, valorant
Wicker_Guide: not Tarkov ?
MegaDosX: Splitter on 1/1?
ThibbleBird: Splitter is gross on that yeah
MegaDosX: Because if it dies its damage gets through anyway
ThibbleBird: But we need to scry here for hits
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micalovits: I'd just swing and hope they block the 4/2
Earthenone: what else were you planing on doing?
Rebbers: Honestly after Wordle I thought that Marvel Snap was just... Snap bit with Marvel cards
MegaDosX: Up to you!
Serivus: attack with two
Serivus: play myr
Earthenone: arent you trying to choke them on mana?
Earthenone: maybe i misread
MegaDosX: Yeah this gives them a shot to dig for mana
ipoddodd: equipment
Earthenone: its at 1
LurkerSpine: One, only one equipment
Earthenone: not all artifacts
MegaDosX: You have one equipment
ThibbleBird: But if we get more damage then they get less turns to draw mana…think it’s a net tradeoff
MegaDosX: Oh that's spicy
MegaDosX: You can still save your thing though
ThibbleBird: ;(
ThibbleBird: Time to emote whoops
MegaDosX: Punch with 3/1?
ThibbleBird: These scamps are going to do so much work oml
Earthenone: move fit then swing?
MegaDosX: Move the new equip to myr?
micalovits: Always smash
ThibbleBird: Get em
MegaDosX: Still swing
ShradowLord: mono red aggro go brrr
ThibbleBird: Haha we’re in danger
MegaDosX: You could just use that to eat the 2/3
TheWriterAleph: choo choo
ThibbleBird: Nyooom
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MegaDosX: Kill 2/3 with the Stinger and swing, they then are at 3
ShradowLord: 2/3 ain't an artifact chat
MegaDosX: The thing in your hand
MegaDosX: Oh
MegaDosX: My b
MegaDosX: Yeah my mistake
Earthenone: it may be porcelin, but not legally an artifact
ThibbleBird: Yeaaah we sad
micalovits: Now, do we hold it?
MegaDosX: Blocked the 3/3
ThibbleBird: It’s still 20% phyrexian
micalovits: Yuuup
MegaDosX: Yeah probably
ShradowLord: Play it for more bodies
TheWriterAleph: play it with no sac
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ThibbleBird: Well…misplay into concede?
MegaDosX: I mean. Sure?
micalovits: Still seems eh
ThibbleBird: Denies draw I guess
MegaDosX: That was still an odd play imo
MegaDosX: But *shrug*
ThibbleBird: Very odd choice
MegaDosX: They need an actual creature or removal here or they're dead
MegaDosX: Since the mite can't block
TheWriterAleph: a little odd, but i guess they didn't want james to re-equip the axe
James_the_Dabbler: OP 2-for-1 themself
LurkerSpine: it's May, I bought my tickets this morning
ShradowLord: Okay???
micalovits: I... Wat
ThibbleBird: Come on OP. You can do it
ThibbleBird: Wait
MegaDosX: Equip and win
TheWriterAleph: oppo...? you okay?
ShradowLord: Opponent threw
micalovits: That seems like a missclick
MegaDosX: That has to have been a misclick, surely
ThibbleBird: Never trust a right hand
MegaDosX: They put the oil counters on one of the equipment
TheWriterAleph: they're doing their daily
Diabore: opponent is waiting for the check in the mail
Earthenone: they missed oil counters
ShradowLord: He put the oil counters on the equipment instead of the sprinter
ThibbleBird: Wanted to do the equip
MegaDosX: They could have kept the Sprinter in if they put the counters on it
MegaDosX: And would have lived a turn
ThibbleBird: Forgot to do the oil first
micalovits: Put the oil on the equipment, but probably wanted to equip the dude with it
Easilycrazyhat: Put oil on wrong card?
MegaDosX: That's some bad beats
ThibbleBird: I feel for that op :(
TheWriterAleph: have we seen the harvester yet?
M0rm0n_Freeman: How is ONE limited feeling compared to the average limited experience?
ThibbleBird: This deck is silly but hey Scamp is a really good card
TheWriterAleph: figures
Rebbers: Absolutely happy... To switch to normal draft
MegaDosX: Excuse me, it hit for five whole damage
ThibbleBird: Scamp put in work last game
MegaDosX: Put some respec' on its name
TheWriterAleph: 5 damage for 4 mana: better than a lava axe!
ThibbleBird: ONE’s draft is a faster format so some people may not enjoy the strategies that are powerful
MegaDosX: It could just be the internet being the internet tbh
micalovits: Its fast, but its pretty fun.
Diabore: it is very quick
ThibbleBird: I find it hard to call a limited format bad
ThibbleBird: It’s just different experiences they offer
micalovits: You just have to accept that being grindy isn't great
Angelic_Bovines: i'm liking ONE because it's a wake up call that you can't always play do-nothing durdle-fests or goodstuff piles and win
M0rm0n_Freeman: The archetypes feel very unusual at a glance, almost across the board
Earthenone: i guess that means you enjoy it enough to play it when your not being paid to, thats some metric
ThibbleBird: I’ve learned to accept how they go. I had to fail in my evaluations to learn
MegaDosX: What we've seen of March so far has made that set look wild
M0rm0n_Freeman: Definitely
ThibbleBird: So maybe it’s just bad beats from assuming it would be like previous limited sets?
ReachW: I've also enjoyed it so far but I don't think I'm gonna go like, 100 deep like I did with NEO or DMU. Feels like I've gotten most of my fill of it and that's fine.
M0rm0n_Freeman: I’m gonna draft the heck out of SIR, I started playing during Shadows block
Wicker_Guide: !sir
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micalovits: I think its cause people like playing big dumb cards, but the big dumb cards in ONE are just to slow 90% of the time
Easilycrazyhat: SOI was one of my favorite limited environments. So fun.
ThibbleBird: Only valid complaint I’d say is the bomb praetors
micalovits: Does the fleshcutter give toxic?
MegaDosX: !card infested fleshcutter
LRRbot: Infested Fleshcutter [1W] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+0. / Whenever equipped creature attacks, create a 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature token with toxic 1 and "This creature can't block." / Equip {2}{W}
M0rm0n_Freeman: Yes
ZachtlyAsIntended: so what you're saying is that it's a mite-y knife?
SacrificialToast: hello
SacrificialToast: been putting in a lot of job applications
ZachtlyAsIntended: that's gonna be me in a month or so
micalovits: Seems right
micalovits: I like swingning with both the 2/3's
MegaDosX: Yeah don't hate it
undecided44: Swing with 2/3s hold combat trick and save the sack play to get the sword another turn.
MegaDosX: You can hold it for a minute
Earthenone: we can do both
LurkerSpine: spellbomb seems the play
cjwilsonvo: I like holding the slinger
cjwilsonvo: Oil up that scamp
micalovits: Reasonable chance they play an artifact creature also
cjwilsonvo: What a greasy scamp
MegaDosX: Got there!
ReachW: noice
lirazel64: Wow.
undecided44: Better than getting the mtn next turn I guess
MegaDosX: Turns out even mediocre mono red can put in some work
Diabore: i agreed to nothing
undecided44: That seemed a little early.
MegaDosX: 123 Fake St, New York
Earthenone: to send the icecream you owe right?
v_nome: 23 Wallaby Way, Sydney
SnowBuddy18: James is going to fly to all of us to collect 8 cents each
MehallD: But James, you have my home address
micalovits: I mean, if you really wanna come to Denmark, I'll give a cup of coffee sure
ZachtlyAsIntended: 8675 309th street, Seattle
GapFiller: 22 Acacia Avenue England
micalovits: AND 8 cents
Serivus: while "how many people want to kick some ass" plays in the background
ThorSokar: Jay and Silent Bob style, eh?
earlgrey82: When you come over can you bring jujubes my dad loves them.
Wicker_Guide: 221B Baker Street
MehallD: @GapFiller Thanks. That's gonna be stuckin my head now.
MegaDosX: Pitch a land?
Earthenone: we cast it
micalovits: Just discard a land, what could go wrong?
Earthenone: we have so many more lands to draw
MegaDosX: You'll probably draw another, what could go wrong lrrBEEJ
lirazel64: You show up here during, say, PAX East, I will give you a nickel and 3 pennies, USD.
Mischievous_Catgeist: i will send it in mailtime and beej and graham and open it and be very confused in the future
micalovits: PRetty big chance we draw a land... What could go wrong
MegaDosX: I actually wouldn't have hated sacrificing it to kill the 2/1
Mischievous_Catgeist: can*
MegaDosX: That 2/1 gets out of hand
MegaDosX: See, you would've drawn a land
undecided44: I'll happily show you around Raleigh if you show up at my door, and maybe try to get you into a Canes game.
MegaDosX: You about to be Corrupted
micalovits: Rude
MegaDosX: Could've attacked with the 2/3
MegaDosX: Yeah you're boned
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MegaDosX: Tekuthal is pretty gross in the proliferate limited deck
Earthenone: one damage to all would be nice
MegaDosX: See, you were concerned about drawing lands
micalovits: F, missed the way to live
LurkerSpine: why not sac and kil a flyer?
MegaDosX: Fun fact, Tekuthal canonically goes around mocking everyone else on New Phyrexia
Earthenone: well next time we go to a normal draft and force black right?
MegaDosX: Any proliferate would still have killed you
DAC169: nah, they probably had a proliferate card in hand
micalovits: Probably dead anyway, but maaaaybe would have kept us alive
TheWriterAleph: cha-ching
MegaDosX: That deck worked a lot better than anyone thought it would
MegaDosX: Oh you got the weird Pod
DAC169: REMINDER: you said no more Alchemy draft aipJudge
MegaDosX: It is a pretty good value deal
MegaDosX: A gold pack, ten SOI packs, three draft tokens
Earthenone: mono black premier draft?
MegaDosX: Normal ONE draft?
theguardianotter: normal draft?
LurkerSpine: cast 30 blue spells?
Lord_Hosk: Dance party
micalovits: Is there sealed?
RayFK: Historic Brawl
DAC169: what's Quick Draft?
korvys: Check what the quick draft is?
Thegreatkelvin1: vow draft?
MegaDosX: We could find you decks to import
gizmofreak1: Play standard
xNEM3S1Sx: blue draft and do all the dailies in one go
Nukified: there is a strong red deck in standard as well
Fancy_frenchman: Are ya winning son?
MegaDosX: I think they meant what set benginLul
korvys: No, what *format* is quick draft
MegaDosX: Go to Events
MegaDosX: VOW, there you go
laundreydhull: Eyp gains, how'd mono-blitrrRed do?
Angelic_Bovines: why'd they make the picture a werewolf
Fancy_frenchman: Well if you draft the Blue and White artifact deck and grab all the eyes of Malcator then that could work lol
MegaDosX: You could always do more Jump In
nighthawk_986: Vow was such a Prince set in Draft
MegaDosX: You've done it before
MegaDosX: It's like baby basic Jumpstart
Earthenone: blue pack?
Earthenone: for the dailys
MegaDosX: Dargons!
drcthulu: dragon ramp
DAC169: ooh, dargons! aipOMG
lirazel64: Dragon
laundreydhull: Roll again
Angelic_Bovines: dargon
QuantumTwitch: we want blood
MegaDosX: I mean
micalovits: !chat
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BloodnBullets: you cant expect chat to not pick dragons
nighthawk_986: Yaa
laundreydhull: Boar Ri O's?
drcthulu: globe trotting
korvys: Harlem Dragons
MegaDosX: Nael's probably pretty meh in a two colour deck :p
Earthenone: the harlem dragontrotters
QuantumTwitch: globe
micalovits: It is now
Lord_Hosk: I imagine dragons
MegaDosX: Probably a hybrid colour card
TheWriterAleph: you got some red on you
BloodnBullets: activated ability maybe?
LurkerSpine: boo
lirazel64: Splash dragons
laundreydhull: *shrugs*
satyropodobny: Red? Could happen on a mountain hike.
squ3e: format?
Earthenone: we found the red pip
nighthawk_986: There’s the red I guess
MegaDosX: Green one right?
MegaDosX: Also yeah it's definitely the Mindsinger that had the red pip from your deck thing
micalovits: Rude!
MegaDosX: !card vodalian mindsinger
LRRbot: Vodalian Mindsinger [1UU] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [2/2] | Kicker {1}{R} and/or {1}{G} / Vodalian Mindsinger enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it for each time it was kicked. / When Vodalian Mindsinger enters the battlefield, gain control of target creature with power less than Vodalian Mindsinger's power for as long as you control Vodalian Mindsinger.
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laundreydhull: Oh that why there's red
TemporallyAwry: Dang I missed most of it, how'd the RedForce1 do?
laundreydhull: The kicker
MegaDosX: Yeah
MegaDosX: I smell shenanigans
micalovits: Make them have it?
MegaDosX: Make them have it, yeah
TemporallyAwry: That's a good turnout for a joke PridePog
MegaDosX: But you can steal it if you want
MegaDosX: @TemporallyAwry Red deck went 4-3
micalovits: Or their 3/3
MegaDosX: You could steal the token too
jacqui_lantern234: hey nerds! reminder that yall are loved beyond measure!!! <3
xDasterrx: playing a 4/4 flier sounds great tho
MegaDosX: I don't hate any of these options
TemporallyAwry: @MegaDosX thanks LuvCool
SnowBuddy18: @jacqui_lantern234 AND YOU
micalovits: Did they miss the sorcery part of the steward?
xDasterrx: it blocks so well LUL
MegaDosX: No, sorcery only
MegaDosX: They might have another pump spell
DAC169: Instant in hand
Earthenone: are you willing to bet a dragon on the oponent reading a card?
MegaDosX: We can take it!
Juliamon: uh oh
LurkerSpine: oooh, we steal that?
Earthenone: maybe we steal that :P
micalovits: Hey look, we can steal that
xDasterrx: thats a nice steal
MegaDosX: Steal it!
xDasterrx: POWER
LurkerSpine: it gets 2 coutners
MegaDosX: It gets two +1/+1 counters
xDasterrx: 4>3 tho
DAC169: kick it once and you can steal it aipEZ
Diabore: kick it once?
Earthenone: green kick gives 2 counters
MegaDosX: Yeah do it
MegaDosX: Left one
Earthenone: go left
MegaDosX: You need to hit both
MegaDosX: Your Dominus, I'll take it :D
DAC169: this is the card it marked the deck as having Red
Diabore: and gg go next
MegaDosX: "Sick mythic, opponent. Anyway, I steal it." is such a rude line
xDasterrx: also perfectly lethal, how nice
MegaDosX: At least one quest completed
Wolfstrike_NL: !card bronze cudgels
LRRbot: Bronze Cudgels [1] | Artifact — Equipment | {2}: Until end of turn, equipped creature gets +X/+0, where X is the number of times this ability has resolved this turn. / Equip {1}
Earthenone: the mulligan is free if that helps
Earthenone: !findquote orb
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Lord_Hosk: Love IS a battlefield wowowowowowoh
Kelderan: @Lord_Hosk I mean, no one can tell you you're wrong
LurkerSpine: maybe the 4/4? does it stay 4/4?
LurkerSpine: you could take the 4/4
micalovits: Big Maro maybe?
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micalovits: Can't take the 4/4, has to have less power
DAC169: not enough mana to take the 4/4
LurkerSpine: it'll be 6/6 if you kick it twice
micalovits: Rude
DAC169: need 7 mana to take 4/4
Earthenone: a giant bear!
LurkerSpine: oh wait, yeah, not enough mana
DAC169: kick Hydromancer?
DAC169: not enough mana
Earthenone: whats the pixie do?
micalovits: Can chunp with pixies and play the werebear?
BloodnBullets: pixie block?
Earthenone: you wanted to go right that time
micalovits: F
StreetRach: Quality UI
Spades_Slicc: The kicker UI is kinda terrible
MegaDosX: Food will help at least :p
QuixoticScrivener: Wait, are we playing Jump In?
MegaDosX: I think just with Oyaminartok isn't terrible
Spades_Slicc: Oh that's food not treasure
MegaDosX: So long as they can't kill our dragon, we're fine
Spades_Slicc: so you're effectively at 7 life (if you untap)
MegaDosX: You can't afford to kick it this turn
micalovits: What can the werebear spells get us?
DAC169: no flyers, have to eat
MegaDosX: Polar bear gets fish and stuff
MegaDosX: No flyers
micalovits: Can attack with the 4/5 right
Earthenone: 1 is not 0
Earthenone: and we need food for winter
MegaDosX: The Greatshark and Nezahal are probably the best things from that spellbook
MegaDosX: I don't hate copying the Maro here
micalovits: Can cope the trofitter, and animate the orb
micalovits: Wow I am bad at typing
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MegaDosX: Yeah I think you might be dead regardless
Earthenone: we could copy retrofitter and animate our orb, should be enough blocks?
tidehollowcat: sergeHeart sergePrideLove sergeHeart
SnackPak_: sergeHeart sergePrideLove sergeHeart sergePrideLove
TheAinMAP: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
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jessicaengle: sergeSipp sergeSipp sergeSipp
swordmaster2551: @Earthenone seems legit
DAC169: Serge! aipOMG
LurkerSpine: if you had copied the retrofitter, would have had another turn
LurkerSpine: (on the current boardstate)
DAC169: depends on if opponent plays poorly again
MegaDosX: I vote flunge and see if they forget to block lrrBEEJ
Two_Hats: ^
DAC169: aipDerp
Earthenone: swing with maro and bear at least
MegaDosX: I mean maybe they block wrong
micalovits: Damn, they saw the line
MegaDosX: Well that's a very you scry
MegaDosX: I do like that that's in the actual game now
Earthenone: i thought only the mythics were compleated
Earthenone: s
Earthenone: s;
MegaDosX: Speedy Sluggers sounds fun
LurkerSpine: I like alliteration
MegaDosX: Apology not accepted. Further: dance, monkey.
Earthenone: 2 lands and 3 2 drops its all we need
MegaDosX: lrrBEEJ
MegaDosX: Oh that is an issue
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LurkerSpine: Can the goblin pump itself?
MegaDosX: Goblin can pump itself, yeah
sugarsh0t: "pumping the goblin" is that what the kids are calling it these days
MegaDosX: Balor
sugarsh0t: hi! :D
MegaDosX: It's a big dumb flyer that can block the token this turn
Wicker_Guide: it has an associates degree in demonology and a bachelor's degree in pain
micalovits: A PhD in Murder
korvys: It's more of a Demon technical institute, but the trades don't get the respect they deserve
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Your standard Balor has 20 Int. They're generally pretty smart.
MegaDosX: Has to target different players
korvys: Each player gets one
MegaDosX: You pick one for you and one for them
DAC169: 2 damage to each non-existant creature on opponent aipEZ
micalovits: Treasure for self, creature thing for them?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Ping your creatures?
micalovits: Ping their creatures
MegaDosX: I don't think you can, that token and the tapper means they're hitting for a bunch next turn
kakurenbo69: Ping his creatures and seek cards,.
Spades_Slicc: Ping their creatures and shock yourself
Earthenone: it says chaos, why dosent it pick randomly for you
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MegaDosX: Yeah you're dead
MegaDosX: I told you, it's a big dumb flyer :p
micalovits: Wait, it pumps forever???
LurkerSpine: perpetually, yeah
Two_Hats: Ain't you dead on board?
SnowBuddy18: yes
Redeemur: yup
MegaDosX: Perpetual
Earthenone: on board they only hit for 6
MegaDosX: But yes James is DOB
Earthenone: you sped to fast and you slugged to hard
MegaDosX: Also no ad break! :p
MegaDosX: Go sleep James
Earthenone: sleep well and enjoy coffeee
Wicker_Guide: rest is good. feel better
korvys: Funnily enough, only those *exact* choices would give them the mana to cast the spell, and lower the toughness enough to kill it
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Two_Hats: Nap time! Thanks for the stream
Flyingdelorion: Thanx for the stream, get some rest! Till next time!
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MegaDosX: The Balor in the actual Baldurs Gate set has three abilities that have to each hit a different opponent, hence why that Balor does that in Arena
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MegaDosX: !card balor
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korvys: !button
korvys: Aw
Juliamon: My deck's power level is Yes
MegaDosX: Juliamon's got it
Juliamon: You'll have to keep the mods informed
MegaDosX: All good James! Take care of yourself
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
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Juliamon: Usually
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korvys: !quote adam
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TemporallyAwry: !quote 5741
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TemporallyAwry: I was hoping for context, I got something far better PrideLaugh
TehAmelie: woke up 12 hours ago and yet now it feels like my day is beginning
TehAmelie: maybe due to playing Eve Online for the past 12 hours
v_nome: @TehAmelie How is that going by the way?
v_nome: I thought about loading it up today because you got me thinking about the game again. haha
TehAmelie: sorry for that :p