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 Wolfstrike_NL:  
 TheWriterAleph: heyyyy
Flyingdelorion: Hello James!
 Wolfstrike_NL: Ooo can we make Jade draft?
 Diabore: is it another mono colour challenge?
Spades_Slicc: Play 40 lands objective is basically already met with James in charge
 MegaDosX: No this is a Minecraft stream
 korvys: How about Marvel Snap instead?
 BusTed: Let's go for it.
 djalternative: I say we edge!
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Magic? Isn't this the Destiny show?
 TheWriterAleph: sounds good
undecided44: Nope... today was set for hopscotch.
 Trahas: Can we dig a hole?
 FPNY41: draft colorless decks!
 Bugberry: I just went 7-2 at ONE alchemy and it was nuts.
 TemporallyAwry: I mean, there's alwayst MTGO if you really wanna mix it up 
 Wolfstrike_NL: Can we listen to caillou?
Flyingdelorion: It can be good in this format....
 Yolysses: Solo Hero’s of Barcadia
 Verrain2: Play freebird!
 MegaDosX: It's ONE but with Alchemy cards
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: What if we give you $50?
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 Bugberry: My deck was Red/Black with tons of removal and two of the gold uncommon.
 TemporallyAwry: Medusa's Gaze was a great bit.
 djalternative: Yeah! Let’s draft wacky alchemy!
 TemporallyAwry: !goodadvice
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Flyingdelorion: Weel i am gonna add it to my vod backlist then...
 themcclintalk: Oh hai, it’s a Jaems playing Gaems
 Diabore: alchemy cards
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 Earthenone: i assume red cards, and cards we can ignore to take red cards
 Diabore: thats whats in here
Flyingdelorion: or backlog? English is not my first language
 zladcommathe: Yep that's it
Flyingdelorion: I think it's very simple: If you see a Alchemy card, draft it!
 v_nome: You heard it here, James always loves getting UwU
 Bugberry: There's a Red Phyrexian Obliterator equivalent that I hope you get.
undecided44: And as we all say, a-james-stream
Flyingdelorion: Good luck!
 Riiiiiiis: Oh hello - and goodnight peeps
 Diabore: mono red!
 Bugberry: speak of the devil
 Earthenone: so mono red time!
Flyingdelorion: Bingo!
 TheWriterAleph: first try!
Nukified: called it, neat
Spades_Slicc: Everyone start chanting mono red
 korvys: @Bugberry Well, speak of the Horror
 Barb4rian: Bugberry confirmed prophet
 MrTheWalrus: Yeah, I've heard that what the Alchemy cards do is 'be very strong'
 Angelic_Bovines: teeth! teeth! teeth! No, that's the wrong colour.
Spades_Slicc: Someone call Alex, Mono-Red's back baby!
 Riiiiiiis: Ano Redd
Joalni: Mono-Red!
 gizmofreak1: Mono red
Flyingdelorion: Mono-Red!
 TemporallyAwry: Big Red here we ... oof.
 Earthenone: legally its a red card
 TheWriterAleph: it's fine
Spades_Slicc: 2/3 menache for 3 is good
 Wolfstrike_NL: monorail but monored
 Bugberry: At least youll cut red out of the pack.
Ard_Rhys: it's not the worsr
Ard_Rhys: *worst
 FPNY41: was watching the old $20 deckbuilding challenge streams and James always forces mono red even there
 Cheezmo: Just make a teeth tribal
Joalni: Is this... hubris?
 Diabore: birthing pod
 stizzet: But did you ask nicely?
 Barb4rian: Colorless works in mono-red right?
Flyingdelorion: Its birthing pod
Spades_Slicc: Hexgold slash is one of the best one drops
 TheWriterAleph: gets harvester 
 Diabore: except you dont get to choose
 Earthenone: more menache
 Diabore: another aspirant imo
fireandfurry2252: prism
 Bugberry: The Skullbombs technically cycle for 2
 Earthenone: there is a one drop though
 TemporallyAwry: Forcing MonoRed is rough pack-one.  But you're sending clear signals 
Flyingdelorion: Scamp?
Ard_Rhys: take the one dro[
 Bugberry: That 1 drop is surprisingly flexible.
 Diabore: the sac is so bad
undecided44: Are you open to the white equipment?
 laundreydhull: Scamp in sum freebies from flesh
 BusTed: :red_square:
undecided44: Ok, so the red equipment then?
Spades_Slicc: red artifact is good
 laundreydhull: Tis fine,       
 Earthenone: 2 drops are second only to 1 drops
 Bugberry: Slinger plus the scamp can deal with a surprsing amount of things.
 RokuNalaar: Wait, we're doing Alchemy things?
 Angelic_Bovines: i like centurion
 gizmofreak1: Blast
Ard_Rhys: all these are meh
 djalternative: I don’t think alchemy has commons
 Earthenone: kinsmith is legal
Spades_Slicc: colorless isn't not mono red
 Diabore: well good news, theres no red passing us so pack 2 should be loaded
 Earthenone: what mono red rare are we opening p2?
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 Diabore: @Earthenone none
 laundreydhull: -Ouch!?
 Angelic_Bovines: engraver is pog
 ghyllnox: Pivot!
 laundreydhull:  BlameJace today? Or Tuesday; chewsday?
 RokuNalaar: Engraver is basically Red Jace
fireandfurry2252: gorger!
 RokuNalaar: Literally the only Red Card
Spades_Slicc: someone else is really into red here
 Bugberry: All the red was in that first pick.
 Wiliart: Is someone else playing mono red too?
 laundreydhull: Lawl, OnlyReds....
 Bugberry: Dunemover is legal and a 2 drop
 Diabore: we in troubs
 RokuNalaar: If there is, they're on right left so that's nice
 bondeulv: blast is a legit win con in this format
 RokuNalaar: your left*
 Diabore: splitter?
 Earthenone: time to chonicle some zeniths
 Bugberry: 2 drop that can potentially draw a card
 corefluxx: Just got here... Are we forcing mono red?
 Diabore: how are we seeing so little red
Spades_Slicc: @corefluxx By god are we trying
 Diabore: @corefluxx we had no choice, we opened the quad red obliterator
Spades_Slicc: the skullbombs are good cyclers regardless of color
undecided44: Nope
 MegaDosX: Imagine if someone else in the pod is drafting mono red
Nukified: nope
 Angelic_Bovines: yes
 FPNY41: I believe that was a Friends reference
Spades_Slicc: it isn't good
 laundreydhull: Blegh
 Angelic_Bovines: it's fine??
 brieandbacon: And Serge!!
 BusTed: scamp for the name
Spades_Slicc: time to pick up a second color
 TemporallyAwry: Don't worry, you signaled clearly, and pack 3 will be your reward 
 Earthenone: batterfist is good
 TimeToFry: 
 MegaDosX: Someone else is evidently on red 
Spades_Slicc: Kin smith?
 BusTed: What's the worst that could happen?
 FPNY41: white looks open
Nukified: feels punished for opening harvester
 Earthenone: more scamps!
Spades_Slicc: you have another kinsmith right?
4 raiders from The_Rising_Of_Chicanery have joined!
 Earthenone: yeah theres at least 1 more myr in the board
 MegaDosX: Welcome, raiders, to this nonsense
WhatIfIAmABear: Hello, so this is how i learn what magic is
 BusTed: scamp scampi
8 raiders from Weslyphon have joined!
The_Rising_Of_Chicanery: it was good, yeah. Magic and coffee, my 2 favourite things
 MegaDosX: More raiders!
 Wolfstrike_NL: 
 Diabore: james you just gotta be like me, go mono black and open vraska
 Diabore: 
Spades_Slicc: Simply get passed Koth
 MegaDosX: Wow, you got mimi'ed
 MegaDosX: Get got Diabore 
 TemporallyAwry: Well, someone ELSE tried to force Mono-Red and you're teaching them a lesson about not making a joke of the draft queue. 
 KingOfDoma: Very very bad = 7-0 baybeeeeeeee
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Spades_Slicc: no wait ribskiff is better
 MegaDosX: Take the cool thing
Spades_Slicc: you'll actually cast the skiff
Kelderan: Mono red wants to play extra lands. Right? We're Fiiiiiiiine =3
 SnowBuddy18: much better
Spades_Slicc: skullbomb cycles
 laundreydhull: U kind halves two play Oxidda
 brieandbacon: Skullbombs draw a card?
 MegaDosX: Heh, good one
 Bugberry: I take responsibility for causing that Red mythic to be in the first pack.
 laundreydhull: Kay, I only just got here so. . . . . .
undecided44 places finger beside nose: 'Dibs out!'
 corefluxx: The deck has a name "I shoulda been in black"
 ghyllnox: I'll put two cents on my phone for you how's that
 RokuNalaar: I actually paused a Beejlander video to watch the stream; not sure if this is an improvement in deck quality
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 Diabore: got a lot of 1 drops ar least
 BusTed: Sung to the theme of MIB.
 Earthenone: well we know what color to force next draft!
 MegaDosX: You have a cool looking curve at least
 TemporallyAwry: Is that name a roulette joke?
 TemporallyAwry: 
 bondeulv: Black Was Open
 RokuNalaar: Still accurate
 ghyllnox: Shoulda Ben B
 Earthenone: short for boys love right?
 MegaDosX: 7-0 let's go
 Bugberry: always bet on black.
 corefluxx: works for blue and black that way
 FPNY41: I believe you can also abbreivate ithat color just as "B"
Spades_Slicc: Is James running a single alchemy card?
  RayFK: Oh I should have coffee
 MegaDosX: @Spades_Slicc The big mono red thingie
ThorSokar: Then WHY does the field let you put in more than 24 characters, MAGIC!? GAVIN!!!
 ElektroTal: hey James, have you heard that Shivam and Wheeler Love Magic? you shoudl love magic too!
 FPNY41: 7-0 lets go
 Earthenone: is magic 2 out? i thought this was just magic ONE
 MegaDosX: Sick curve bro
 TemporallyAwry: Aggressively Mull to the mythic? 
 ElektroTal: is that why you're always digging holes? to find more room for love?
 ElektroTal: that sounded meaner than i intended
 Earthenone: kill it
 MegaDosX: Yeah that has to die
ThorSokar: WOOOOOW
 satyropodobny: We shall blame Gavin on the beaches, we shall blame Gavin in the trees
 brieandbacon: Kill it with fire
 FPNY41: ooh does that stack?
 corefluxx: Kill it... that stacks
 MegaDosX: Yeah Toxic stacks
 MegaDosX: So that would get out of hand hella fast
 bondeulv: play the scamp first!
 bondeulv: oh nvm
 MegaDosX: Other scamp
 bondeulv: wrong 1-mana drop
 Earthenone: they are on one color and missing a land, weve got this
 MegaDosX: The other scamp likes noncreature spells, this is the one that holds a Colossus Hammer well
 Earthenone: 0 to aspirant
 MegaDosX: You could put it on the Aspirant for 0
 Bugberry: batterfist on scamp can kill that.
 korvys: Opponent playing two colours? What decadence...
Spades_Slicc: equips for 0 to aspirant
 MegaDosX: Yeah
Spades_Slicc: free real estate
 MegaDosX: I don't see why not
 RokuNalaar: easy trade
ThorSokar: seems correct
Spades_Slicc: I'd hold the token to try and prevent the first toxic
undecided44: 6es, i th8nk you want to trade for ds
Denis_Dobrolubov: Monored does not ask whether it should attack, only whether it can.
Spades_Slicc: oh wait splitter
 MegaDosX: Yeah James has plenty of options to block the thing
fireandfurry2252: Equip scamp
 Earthenone: it costs mana, you cant
 MegaDosX: But it cost 1
Spades_Slicc: no mana to equip
 ofstrife: it's not free on to the scamp
ReachW: Not for 0 mana you can't.
Denis_Dobrolubov: Discount only to equip aspirant itself.
 MegaDosX: Discount is only to equip to Aspirant
 MegaDosX: They got tired of you reading your cards I think >_>
theguardianotter: they got bored
 Earthenone: retire champion and get coffee?
 corefluxx: 200
 Nydestroyer: only if you inform me how to buy only two bits
 bondeulv: 7-0 deck, right?
 FPNY41: you used to be able to watch an ad for 5 bits
 korvys: Shave and haircut
Natedogg2: Well, just win 25 more games.
 MegaDosX: Goddamnit korvys I was about to make that joke
 lirazel64: 50
 brieandbacon: Could we just mail you 20 cents?
 Earthenone: i miss that, i watchd thousands of ads to pay lrr
undecided44: Can I give you a shave and a haircut in lieu of 2 bits? Sorry that sounds wierd.
Cunobelenos: There’s a survey group you can do to get bits now
 MrTheWalrus: 50 this is the smallest amount I'm allowed to put in, so now you need to win 24 more games?
 FPNY41: slash the island
 TehAmelie: if you send 2 cents over paypal, do they take 1?
  RayFK: OP too galaxy brain
 FPNY41: menache
ReachW: I Hexgold Slash the darkness.
 MegaDosX: Oh no we are poisone
  RayFK: 
 Tfldyr: I have exactly 2 bits but I can't give them to you. Sad
 MegaDosX: I think opponent has drafted an actual deck here 
 RokuNalaar: @MegaDosX how rude
 FPNY41: slash the aspirant, send a message
 Earthenone: maybe James' personal channel has a lower floor?
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 Nydestroyer: ah now that you are corrupted I am expecting them to counter every spell you play
 RoyalNPC: wow I never get to watch mtg live what a treat
 BloodnBullets: still get the discount equipment at least
 MegaDosX: Now do they bounce the token?
 MrTheWalrus: Starting to think OP forgot to put creatures in their deck?
Spades_Slicc: This scamp can hold an axe so good
 MegaDosX: Yeah, scamp holds equipment well
 Nydestroyer: I am betting they have the counterspell in hand
 Earthenone: your firing solution changed!
Spades_Slicc: instead of these 3 basic mountains we've decided to tap these other 3 identical basic mountains
 Nydestroyer: I think it gets confused due to the discount on aspiriant
 FPNY41: took my kid to a Nessa Barret concert last night. Nothing makes you feel your age more than being at a rock concert full of screaming kids that were never alive in the 20th century
 MrTheWalrus: @Spades_Slicc Thanks for keeping us appraised of the situation, autotapper
 bondeulv: discount is only for aspirant tho?
 Earthenone: 2 is not equal to or greater than 3, thats cheating
 bondeulv: kill it in response?
 MegaDosX: Well, you can kill the 3/3 with that trick now
 MegaDosX: With the +1/-1 equipment
 arkhamrefugee: Is it just me or does the violin music have serious Master and Commander overtones?
 Earthenone: we can move the fist to kill it for free later
Denis_Dobrolubov: Could equip fist to it to make it 4/0.
 MrTheWalrus: Nice
 FPNY41: I swear one of these songs is from the Eve Online soundtrack
 bondeulv: well, not in response to the trigger, james
 bondeulv: draw card
 Nydestroyer: I think you getting a creature is
ThorSokar: draw
 MrTheWalrus: I like draw
  RayFK: Creature IMO and letting them scry 1
 ofstrife: putting pressure down seems good
ThorSokar: they seem to have "no, the deck"
 Nydestroyer: your equips make any creature a real threat
  RayFK: You have double equip
  RayFK: You can make any small fry big
 MegaDosX: They seem to have drafted the actual UB limited deck tbh
 Bugberry: Classic Control, do nothing until you do everything.
  RayFK: Letting them scry is fine when you're trying to outrace poison
 Bugberry: They get a copy of something they exile in their library.
 Nydestroyer: do they just throw caution to the wind with the alchemy powerlevels?
 bondeulv: yes
Spades_Slicc: @Nydestroyer yes, because they can edit them as the format develops
 Bugberry: @Nydestroyer many are good in Limited, but a lot of them rely on the parasitic themes of ONE.
 bondeulv: keep
 Earthenone: menace is good with equips
  RayFK: 3/2
 RoyalNPC: lrr gonna keep me company the next few day while I recover having wisdom teeth out
 Nydestroyer: oh no
 Lord_Hosk: Hey James, guess, what? you're an amazing and inspirational person who helps lead an amazing community full of caring and empathetic people who all make the world a better place by being in it.
 Bugberry: Proliferate.dec
 MegaDosX: Might it have been better to hold onto the land so we could pitch it with the 1/3?
 Nydestroyer: looks like death
 Earthenone: they are draftomg
  RayFK: Oh
  RayFK: Oh god it's this card
 MrTheWalrus: Seems bad
 Diabore: its a very good card
 MrTheWalrus: For us
TalpTheScot: is this the new alchemy hags?
 TehAmelie: word
  RayFK: Ha, get fucked I'm caring and empathetic
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 Earthenone: i assume the cards they draft say proliferate, so probobly a 2-3 turn clock
 MegaDosX: So Contagion Dispenser has things like Contagion Engine, Sword of Truth and Justice, Roalesk, etc
 FPNY41: thats amazing, that's the same thing I wrote in my Boss's christmas card
 Diabore: most in the spellbook prolif on etb
  RayFK: Put equp on custodian
  RayFK: Swing
 bondeulv: equip and attack
  RayFK: Play aspirant
 Earthenone: we just keep equiping and swinging
 MegaDosX: Yeah this is the right move
 Bugberry: swing axe until things die.
 Earthenone: we die when they draw their proliferate and bounce
 MegaDosX: Not necessarily
  RayFK: You got rid of one of their toxic cards
 MegaDosX: The Contagion Engine and whatever they got from it could kill you though
 MegaDosX: Also that's gross
 bondeulv: at least three
 korvys: At least 2
 BusTed: Maybe that was their scamp.
 MegaDosX: I mean.
  RayFK: Okay NOW you might be hosed
 MegaDosX: Dose is in the main set
plundypops: look how much fun you are having
 korvys: I pretend Alchemy doesn't exist
 Nydestroyer: I mean did you really draft alchemy?
 Nydestroyer: Seems like you are playing normal one vs alchemy 
 ladyjessica: I definitely wasn't here to make you draft alchemy
 MegaDosX: Most of what they've hit you with is in the set proper, the exception is the Contagion Engine and the 7/7
 Steel_Wish: Glad I joined in at a good time
 MegaDosX: Oh shut up opponent
 bondeulv: you could've looted it away
Dothewhatnow: Time to rope and go make coffee
 bondeulv: *rummaged
 MegaDosX: You're dead to a single proliferate, it's probably why they gg'ed
DAC169: I wish it would automatically make whoever says "Good game" first just forfeit 
 MegaDosX: But you still don't do that
 Earthenone: both players counted to 10, the problem was we werent counting poision counters and they were
 MegaDosX: Let the loser say gg first
 NotCainNorAbel: thanks for the good game
 MegaDosX: It's why I mute emotes globally tbh
 bondeulv: if arena had chat
 Earthenone: should remove all emotes except for hello
ReachW: That kind of player would find some other way to be toxic anyway.
 MegaDosX: @bondeulv It would be a dumpster fire, let's be real
 ladyjessica: yeah i also mute emotes
 earlgrey82: The good game emote should make you immediatly concede.
 bondeulv: doesn't seem like mtgo is
 Rebbers: It should unlock after the losing party says it first
 korvys: I'm sad jerks have made people think "Nice" is sarcastic - I genuinely want to show my appreciation when someone does something sick
 MegaDosX: This game attracts a different audience and has a broader playerbase, meaning you're going to get a lot more of the winguses here
undecided44: Agree... the thing I love is stabilizing when op says gg, exiting their threat and beating them.
 Nydestroyer: I think the worse than emoting is when someone intentionally ropes you when they are about to lose
 Earthenone: does nothing? snap keep
DAC169: people who say "oops" after they do a big spell in their favor... 
Dothewhatnow: I am a firm believer that the winner of any game saying gg before the losing team/player is actually toxic.
 Earthenone: good news for them, they were playing toxic!
 BloodnBullets: its so bizzare to me how in games like this, all the positive emotes have become such negative things to use. I play some pokemon unite as well and people agressively ping "thanks" at their teammates.
Nukified: getting mad at emotes seems more of a you problem, not opponent
DAC169: @BloodnBullets like when they die? see that in Smite a lot too, generally when it's their own damn fault for dying 
DAC169: er.. the "thanks" spam part
 MegaDosX: They might be dead if you move the equipment over
 BloodnBullets: @BloodnBullets yeah, they just start spaming it as much as they can. I just find it so weird how we always twist whats supposed to be a good thing like that.
 bondeulv: chat lethal
 MegaDosX: Yeah I think they're dead
 RokuNalaar: GG
 MegaDosX: They take six that way, ping with the 1/1
Drathak: fast oneee
 MegaDosX: Yeah
micalovits: Seems right
 MegaDosX: Either way, got 'em
 FPNY41: Got Milk?
 Nydestroyer: Gottem Knights
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ReachW: Go Tem!
micalovits: I also assume this is the James Turner force mono red special?
 Nydestroyer: scampy
 BusTed: scamp scamp scamp
 MegaDosX: Oh you little scamp
 Steel_Wish: Scamptrio, my favorite pokemon
 bondeulv: does it get toxic?
Spades_Slicc: A 1/4: monored's only weakness
 MegaDosX: Deathtouch not toxic
 bondeulv: oh, deathtouch
 bondeulv: perfect
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 Steel_Wish: Now there are two of them
 laundreydhull: James "-Now There Are Two Of Them!" Turner
 korvys: A man after midnight?
 TemporallyAwry: It's Happening 
Spades_Slicc: Oh Yeah, It's all coming together
 laundreydhull: All of us just jumping in on the Episode I memes,    
micalovits: Oh dear
 TemporallyAwry: It's maybe not happening 
 MegaDosX: Oh, you're dead
 MegaDosX: Shockingly, mono-red struggles with a 6/6
 Steel_Wish: 
 Konda020946: that the way i feel ex´very time i see this card in standard+
 RokuNalaar: You just need to not die until it kills your opponent
 MegaDosX: I mean why not
 MegaDosX: Yeah they're never blocking that 
micalovits: Hope for the flunge kill next turn?
 BloodnBullets: your flunge is going to hurt next turm
micalovits: Rude
 MegaDosX: I mean, they didn't put the enchantment on it
ThibbleBird: Is this alchemy draft?
 bondeulv: mono 1-4s
drcthulu: It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times
 MegaDosX: That Archfiend is such a problem in limited
 TemporallyAwry: On your own terms 
 DiscordianTokkan: Going out on your own terms
ThibbleBird: Ouch
Demolion13: @LoadingReadyRun Thanks for the game
ThibbleBird: But where is Darwin’s left hand
 corefluxx: Does taking yourself out count as victory over yourself? and if so, does it still warrant the 2 bits per victory?
 korvys: Still playing Marvel Snap, James?
ThibbleBird: May have wanted to scry to find a land for next turn
ThibbleBird: But I forget the curse
 korvys: GIven the collection mechanic, should probably start as soon as possible, I guess?
micalovits: Cho cho time?
  RayFK: But what if instead of that you played Fortnite
ThibbleBird: You can attack with the scamp too with the death trigger
micalovits: Uhhh, valorant
 Wicker_Guide: not Tarkov ?
 MegaDosX: Splitter on 1/1?
ThibbleBird: Splitter is gross on that yeah
 MegaDosX: Because if it dies its damage gets through anyway
ThibbleBird: But we need to scry here for hits
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micalovits: I'd just swing and hope they block the 4/2
 Earthenone: what else were you planing on doing?
 Rebbers: Honestly after Wordle I thought that Marvel Snap was just... Snap bit with Marvel cards
 MegaDosX: Up to you!
 Serivus: attack with two
 Serivus: play myr
 Earthenone: arent you trying to choke them on mana?
 Earthenone: maybe i misread
 MegaDosX: Yeah this gives them a shot to dig for mana
ipoddodd: equipment
 Earthenone: its at 1
 LurkerSpine: One, only one equipment
 Earthenone: not all artifacts
 MegaDosX: You have one equipment
ThibbleBird: But if we get more damage then they get less turns to draw mana…think it’s a net tradeoff
 MegaDosX: Oh that's spicy
 MegaDosX: You can still save your thing though
ThibbleBird: ;(
ThibbleBird: Time to emote whoops
 MegaDosX: Punch with 3/1?
ThibbleBird: These scamps are going to do so much work oml
 Earthenone: move fit then swing?
 MegaDosX: Move the new equip to myr?
micalovits: Always smash
ThibbleBird: Get em
 MegaDosX: Still swing
ShradowLord: mono red aggro go brrr
ThibbleBird: Haha we’re in danger
 MegaDosX: You could just use that to eat the 2/3
 TheWriterAleph: choo choo
ThibbleBird: Nyooom
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 MegaDosX: Kill 2/3 with the Stinger and swing, they then are at 3
ShradowLord: 2/3 ain't an artifact chat
 MegaDosX: The thing in your hand
 MegaDosX: Oh
 MegaDosX: My b
 MegaDosX: Yeah my mistake
 Earthenone: it may be porcelin, but not legally an artifact
ThibbleBird: Yeaaah we sad
micalovits: Now, do we hold it?
 MegaDosX: Blocked the 3/3
ThibbleBird: It’s still 20% phyrexian
micalovits: Yuuup
 MegaDosX: Yeah probably
ShradowLord: Play it for more bodies
 TheWriterAleph: play it with no sac
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ThibbleBird: Well…misplay into concede?
 MegaDosX: I mean. Sure?
micalovits: Still seems eh
ThibbleBird: Denies draw I guess
 MegaDosX: That was still an odd play imo
 MegaDosX: But *shrug*
ThibbleBird: Very odd choice
 MegaDosX: They need an actual creature or removal here or they're dead
 MegaDosX: Since the mite can't block
 TheWriterAleph: a little odd, but i guess they didn't want james to re-equip the axe
 James_the_Dabbler: OP 2-for-1 themself
 LurkerSpine: it's May, I bought my tickets this morning
ShradowLord: Okay???
micalovits: I... Wat
ThibbleBird: Come on OP. You can do it
ThibbleBird: Wait
 MegaDosX: Equip and win
 TheWriterAleph: oppo...? you okay?
ShradowLord: Opponent threw
micalovits: That seems like a missclick
 MegaDosX: That has to have been a misclick, surely
ThibbleBird: Never trust a right hand
 MegaDosX: They put the oil counters on one of the equipment
 TheWriterAleph: they're doing their daily
 Diabore: opponent is waiting for the check in the mail
 Earthenone: they missed oil counters
ShradowLord: He put the oil counters on the equipment instead of the sprinter
ThibbleBird: Wanted to do the equip
 MegaDosX: They could have kept the Sprinter in if they put the counters on it
 MegaDosX: And would have lived a turn
ThibbleBird: Forgot to do the oil first
micalovits: Put the oil on the equipment, but probably wanted to equip the dude with it
 Easilycrazyhat: Put oil on wrong card?
 MegaDosX: That's some bad beats
ThibbleBird: I feel for that op 
 TheWriterAleph: have we seen the harvester yet?
M0rm0n_Freeman: How is ONE limited feeling compared to the average limited experience?
ThibbleBird: This deck is silly but hey Scamp is a really good card
 TheWriterAleph: figures
 Rebbers: Absolutely happy... To switch to normal draft
 MegaDosX: Excuse me, it hit for five whole damage
ThibbleBird: Scamp put in work last game
 MegaDosX: Put some respec' on its name
 TheWriterAleph: 5 damage for 4 mana: better than a lava axe!
ThibbleBird: ONE’s draft is a faster format so some people may not enjoy the strategies that are powerful
 MegaDosX: It could just be the internet being the internet tbh
micalovits: Its fast, but its pretty fun.
 Diabore: it is very quick
ThibbleBird: I find it hard to call a limited format bad
ThibbleBird: It’s just different experiences they offer
micalovits: You just have to accept that being grindy isn't great
 Angelic_Bovines: i'm liking ONE because it's a wake up call that you can't always play do-nothing durdle-fests or goodstuff piles and win
M0rm0n_Freeman: The archetypes feel very unusual at a glance, almost across the board
 Earthenone: i guess that means you enjoy it enough to play it when your not being paid to, thats some metric
ThibbleBird: I’ve learned to accept how they go. I had to fail in my evaluations to learn
 MegaDosX: What we've seen of March so far has made that set look wild
M0rm0n_Freeman: Definitely
ThibbleBird: So maybe it’s just bad beats from assuming it would be like previous limited sets?
ReachW: I've also enjoyed it so far but I don't think I'm gonna go like, 100 deep like I did with NEO or DMU. Feels like I've gotten most of my fill of it and that's fine.
M0rm0n_Freeman: I’m gonna draft the heck out of SIR, I started playing during Shadows block
 Wicker_Guide: !sir
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micalovits: I think its cause people like playing big dumb cards, but the big dumb cards in ONE are just to slow 90% of the time
 Easilycrazyhat: SOI was one of my favorite limited environments. So fun.
ThibbleBird: Only valid complaint I’d say is the bomb praetors
micalovits: Does the fleshcutter give toxic?
 MegaDosX: !card infested fleshcutter
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M0rm0n_Freeman: Yes
 ZachtlyAsIntended: so what you're saying is that it's a mite-y knife?
SacrificialToast: hello
SacrificialToast: been putting in a lot of job applications
 ZachtlyAsIntended: that's gonna be me in a month or so
micalovits: Seems right
micalovits: I like swingning with both the 2/3's
 MegaDosX: Yeah don't hate it
undecided44: Swing with 2/3s hold combat trick and save the sack play to get the sword another turn.
 MegaDosX: You can hold it for a minute
 Earthenone: we can do both
 LurkerSpine: spellbomb seems the play
 cjwilsonvo: I like holding the slinger
 cjwilsonvo: Oil up that scamp
micalovits: Reasonable chance they play an artifact creature also
 cjwilsonvo: What a greasy scamp
 MegaDosX: Got there!
ReachW: noice
 lirazel64: Wow.
undecided44: Better than getting the mtn next turn I guess
 MegaDosX: Turns out even mediocre mono red can put in some work
 Diabore: i agreed to nothing
undecided44: That seemed a little early.
 MegaDosX: 123 Fake St, New York
 Earthenone: to send the icecream you owe right?
 v_nome: 23 Wallaby Way, Sydney
 SnowBuddy18: James is going to fly to all of us to collect 8 cents each
 MehallD: But James, you have my home address
micalovits: I mean, if you really wanna come to Denmark, I'll give a cup of coffee sure
 ZachtlyAsIntended: 8675 309th street, Seattle
 GapFiller: 22 Acacia Avenue England
micalovits: AND 8 cents
 Serivus: while "how many people want to kick some ass" plays in the background
ThorSokar: Jay and Silent Bob style, eh?
 earlgrey82: When you come over can you bring jujubes my dad loves them.
 Wicker_Guide: 221B Baker Street
 MehallD: @GapFiller Thanks. That's gonna be stuckin my head now.
 MegaDosX: Pitch a land?
 Earthenone: we cast it
micalovits: Just discard a land, what could go wrong?
 Earthenone: we have so many more lands to draw
 MegaDosX: You'll probably draw another, what could go wrong 
 lirazel64: You show up here during, say, PAX East, I will give you a nickel and 3 pennies, USD.
 Mischievous_Catgeist: i will send it in mailtime and beej and graham and open it and be very confused in the future
micalovits: PRetty big chance we draw a land... What could go wrong
 MegaDosX: I actually wouldn't have hated sacrificing it to kill the 2/1
 Mischievous_Catgeist: can*
 MegaDosX: That 2/1 gets out of hand
 MegaDosX: See, you would've drawn a land
undecided44: I'll happily show you around Raleigh if you show up at my door, and maybe try to get you into a Canes game.
 MegaDosX: You about to be Corrupted
micalovits: Rude
 MegaDosX: Could've attacked with the 2/3
 MegaDosX: Yeah you're boned
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 MegaDosX: Tekuthal is pretty gross in the proliferate limited deck
 Earthenone: one damage to all would be nice
 MegaDosX: See, you were concerned about drawing lands
 lirazel64: ARENA HATH SPOKEN
micalovits: F, missed the way to live
 LurkerSpine: why not sac and kil a flyer?
 MegaDosX: Fun fact, Tekuthal canonically goes around mocking everyone else on New Phyrexia
 Earthenone: well next time we go to a normal draft and force black right?
 MegaDosX: Any proliferate would still have killed you
DAC169: nah, they probably had a proliferate card in hand
micalovits: Probably dead anyway, but maaaaybe would have kept us alive
 TheWriterAleph: cha-ching
 MegaDosX: That deck worked a lot better than anyone thought it would
 MegaDosX: Oh you got the weird Pod
DAC169: REMINDER: you said no more Alchemy draft 
 MegaDosX: It is a pretty good value deal
 MegaDosX: A gold pack, ten SOI packs, three draft tokens
 Earthenone: mono black premier draft?
 MegaDosX: Normal ONE draft?
theguardianotter: normal draft?
 LurkerSpine: cast 30 blue spells?
 Lord_Hosk: Dance party
micalovits: Is there sealed?
  RayFK: Historic Brawl
DAC169: what's Quick Draft?
 korvys: Check what the quick draft is?
Thegreatkelvin1: vow draft?
 MegaDosX: We could find you decks to import
 gizmofreak1: Play standard
 xNEM3S1Sx: blue draft and do all the dailies in one go
Nukified: there is a strong red deck in standard as well
 Fancy_frenchman: Are ya winning son?
 MegaDosX: I think they meant what set 
 korvys: No, what *format* is quick draft
 MegaDosX: Go to Events
 MegaDosX: VOW, there you go
 laundreydhull: Eyp gains, how'd mono-blitrrRed do?
 Angelic_Bovines: why'd they make the picture a werewolf
 Fancy_frenchman: Well if you draft the Blue and White artifact deck and grab all the eyes of Malcator then that could work lol
 MegaDosX: You could always do more Jump In
nighthawk_986: Vow was such a Prince set in Draft
 MegaDosX: You've done it before
 MegaDosX: It's like baby basic Jumpstart
 Earthenone: blue pack?
 Earthenone: for the dailys
 MegaDosX: Dargons!
drcthulu: dragon ramp
DAC169: ooh, dargons! 
 lirazel64: Dragon
laundreydhull: Roll again
 Angelic_Bovines: dargon
QuantumTwitch: we want blood
 MegaDosX: I mean
micalovits: !chat
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 BloodnBullets: you cant expect chat to not pick dragons
nighthawk_986: Yaa
 laundreydhull: Boar Ri O's?
drcthulu: globe trotting
 korvys: Harlem Dragons
 MegaDosX: Nael's probably pretty meh in a two colour deck 
 Earthenone: the harlem dragontrotters
QuantumTwitch: globe
micalovits: It is now
 Lord_Hosk: I imagine dragons
 MegaDosX: Probably a hybrid colour card
 TheWriterAleph: you got some red on you
 BloodnBullets: activated ability maybe?
 LurkerSpine: boo
 lirazel64: Splash dragons
 laundreydhull: *shrugs*
 satyropodobny: Red? Could happen on a mountain hike.
 squ3e: format?
 Earthenone: we found the red pip
nighthawk_986: There’s the red I guess
 MegaDosX: Green one right?
 MegaDosX: Also yeah it's definitely the Mindsinger that had the red pip from your deck thing
micalovits: Rude!
 MegaDosX: !card vodalian mindsinger
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 laundreydhull: Oh that why there's red
 TemporallyAwry: Dang I missed most of it, how'd the RedForce1 do?
 laundreydhull: The kicker
 MegaDosX: Yeah
 MegaDosX: I smell shenanigans
micalovits: Make them have it?
 MegaDosX: Make them have it, yeah
 TemporallyAwry: That's a good turnout for a joke 
 MegaDosX: But you can steal it if you want
 MegaDosX: @TemporallyAwry Red deck went 4-3
micalovits: Or their 3/3
 MegaDosX: You could steal the token too
 jacqui_lantern234: hey nerds! reminder that yall are loved beyond measure!!! 
xDasterrx: playing a 4/4 flier sounds great tho
 MegaDosX: I don't hate any of these options
 TemporallyAwry: @MegaDosX thanks 
 SnowBuddy18: @jacqui_lantern234 AND YOU
micalovits: Did they miss the sorcery part of the steward?
xDasterrx: it blocks so well 
 MegaDosX: No, sorcery only
 MegaDosX: They might have another pump spell
DAC169: Instant in hand
 Earthenone: are you willing to bet a dragon on the oponent reading a card?
 MegaDosX: We can take it!
  Juliamon: uh oh
 LurkerSpine: oooh, we steal that?
 Earthenone: maybe we steal that 
micalovits: Hey look, we can steal that
xDasterrx: thats a nice steal
 MegaDosX: Steal it!
xDasterrx: POWER
 LurkerSpine: it gets 2 coutners
 MegaDosX: It gets two +1/+1 counters
xDasterrx: 4>3 tho
DAC169: kick it once and you can steal it 
 Diabore: kick it once?
 Earthenone: green kick gives 2 counters
 MegaDosX: Yeah do it
 MegaDosX: Left one
 Earthenone: go left
 MegaDosX: You need to hit both
 MegaDosX: Your Dominus, I'll take it 
DAC169: this is the card it marked the deck as having Red
 Diabore: and gg go next
 MegaDosX: "Sick mythic, opponent. Anyway, I steal it." is such a rude line
xDasterrx: also perfectly lethal, how nice
 MegaDosX: At least one quest completed
 Wolfstrike_NL: !card bronze cudgels
  LRRbot: Bronze Cudgels [1] | Artifact — Equipment | {2}: Until end of turn, equipped creature gets +X/+0, where X is the number of times this ability has resolved this turn. / Equip {1}
 Earthenone: the mulligan is free if that helps
 Earthenone: !findquote orb
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 Lord_Hosk: Love IS a battlefield wowowowowowoh
Kelderan: @Lord_Hosk I mean, no one can tell you you're wrong
 LurkerSpine: maybe the 4/4? does it stay 4/4?
 LurkerSpine: you could take the 4/4
micalovits: Big Maro maybe?
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micalovits: Can't take the 4/4, has to have less power
DAC169: not enough mana to take the 4/4
 LurkerSpine: it'll be 6/6 if you kick it twice
micalovits: Rude
DAC169: need 7 mana to take 4/4
 Earthenone: a giant bear!
 LurkerSpine: oh wait, yeah, not enough mana
DAC169: kick Hydromancer?
DAC169: not enough mana
 Earthenone: whats the pixie do?
micalovits: Can chunp with pixies and play the werebear?
 BloodnBullets: pixie block?
 Earthenone: you wanted to go right that time
micalovits: F
 StreetRach: Quality UI
Spades_Slicc: The kicker UI is kinda terrible
 MegaDosX: Food will help at least 
 QuixoticScrivener: Wait, are we playing Jump In?
 MegaDosX: I think just with Oyaminartok isn't terrible
Spades_Slicc: Oh that's food not treasure
 MegaDosX: So long as they can't kill our dragon, we're fine
Spades_Slicc: so you're effectively at 7 life (if you untap)
 MegaDosX: You can't afford to kick it this turn
micalovits: What can the werebear spells get us?
DAC169: no flyers, have to eat
 MegaDosX: Polar bear gets fish and stuff
 MegaDosX: No flyers
micalovits: Can attack with the 4/5 right
 Earthenone: 1 is not 0
 Earthenone: and we need food for winter
 MegaDosX: The Greatshark and Nezahal are probably the best things from that spellbook
 MegaDosX: I don't hate copying the Maro here
micalovits: Can cope the trofitter, and animate the orb
micalovits: Wow I am bad at typing
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 MegaDosX: Yeah I think you might be dead regardless
 Earthenone: we could copy retrofitter and animate our orb, should be enough blocks?
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swordmaster2551: @Earthenone seems legit
DAC169: Serge! 
 LurkerSpine: if you had copied the retrofitter, would have had another turn
 LurkerSpine: (on the current boardstate)
DAC169: depends on if opponent plays poorly again
 MegaDosX: I vote flunge and see if they forget to block 
 Two_Hats: ^
DAC169: 
 Earthenone: swing with maro and bear at least
 MegaDosX: I mean maybe they block wrong
micalovits: Damn, they saw the line
 MegaDosX: Well that's a very you scry
 MegaDosX: I do like that that's in the actual game now
 Earthenone: i thought only the mythics were compleated
 Earthenone: s
 Earthenone: s;
 MegaDosX: Speedy Sluggers sounds fun
 LurkerSpine: I like alliteration
 MegaDosX: Apology not accepted. Further: dance, monkey.
 Earthenone: 2 lands and 3 2 drops its all we need
 MegaDosX: 
 MegaDosX: Oh that is an issue
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 LurkerSpine: Can the goblin pump itself?
 MegaDosX: Goblin can pump itself, yeah
sugarsh0t: "pumping the goblin" is that what the kids are calling it these days
 MegaDosX: Balor
sugarsh0t: hi! 
 MegaDosX: It's a big dumb flyer that can block the token this turn
 Wicker_Guide: it has an associates degree in demonology and a bachelor's degree in pain
micalovits: A PhD in Murder
 korvys: It's more of a Demon technical institute, but the trades don't get the respect they deserve
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Your standard Balor has 20 Int. They're generally pretty smart.
 MegaDosX: Has to target different players
 korvys: Each player gets one
 MegaDosX: You pick one for you and one for them
DAC169: 2 damage to each non-existant creature on opponent 
micalovits: Treasure for self, creature thing for them?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Ping your creatures?
micalovits: Ping their creatures
 MegaDosX: I don't think you can, that token and the tapper means they're hitting for a bunch next turn
 kakurenbo69: Ping his creatures and seek cards,.
Spades_Slicc: Ping their creatures and shock yourself
 Earthenone: it says chaos, why dosent it pick randomly for you
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 MegaDosX: Yeah you're dead
 MegaDosX: I told you, it's a big dumb flyer 
micalovits: Wait, it pumps forever???
 LurkerSpine: perpetually, yeah
 Two_Hats: Ain't you dead on board?
 SnowBuddy18: yes
 Redeemur: yup
 MegaDosX: Perpetual
 Earthenone: on board they only hit for 6
 MegaDosX: But yes James is DOB
 Earthenone: you sped to fast and you slugged to hard
 MegaDosX: Also no ad break! 
 MegaDosX: Go sleep James
 Earthenone: sleep well and enjoy coffeee
 Wicker_Guide: rest is good. feel better
 korvys: Funnily enough, only those *exact* choices would give them the mana to cast the spell, and lower the toughness enough to kill it
 xantos69: 50 Bits!
 Two_Hats: Nap time! Thanks for the stream
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 Lord_Hosk: Hey James. Thanks for showing us what its like to be a responsible streamer, taking care of yourself instead of just pushing it too hard.
 MegaDosX: The Balor in the actual Baldurs Gate set has three abilities that have to each hit a different opponent, hence why that Balor does that in Arena
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 MegaDosX: !card balor
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 korvys: !button
 korvys: Aw
  Juliamon: My deck's power level is Yes
 MegaDosX: Juliamon's got it
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 MegaDosX: All good James! Take care of yourself
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 korvys: Well, if it's wrong, commands can be updated on the fly, right?
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 korvys: !quote adam
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