v_nome: I'm debating it but not sure if/when I'd actually want to put money into EVE for my own reasons given that my last foray was literally starting on a clean F2P character to have no real commitment
TehAmelie: i know that feeling. so many MMOs i've ditched in under a week into a month's sub
Spades_Slicc: Okay chat pick one, Poutine made with curly fries or nachos made with takis
v_nome: poutine
TehAmelie: i don't know these takis. sounds curious
Juliamon: they're like, spicy frito tubes
Spades_Slicc: Takis are like if spicy doritos tried to be cheetos and failed
TehAmelie: sounds amazing
GapFiller: just been going back thru the vods and two qq's: did Adam actually do that 2nd DDLC strem? and was it archived? (heard Adam deleted it after the fact)
Juliamon: The parentheses indicate you know the answer to the first question
GapFiller: Juliamon hunches still need confimring sometimes
Juliamon: and for the second, a version will reach the youtubes at some point
GapFiller:
huh the whole deleting the vod thing had me thinking there was a certain finality there but if theres still gonna be a yt version... hmm 
GapFiller: not that this shd be taken as a complaint or negative comment either way; still interested in seeing that 2nd stream in w/e shape its in having missed it live
jessieimproved: I just hope Adam feels good about whatever he chose to do
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jessieimproved:

TehAmelie: yaay
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TemporallyAwry: !findquote prepare
LRRbot: Quote #5595: "Preparation is the key to laziness." —Jacob [2018-12-14]
SaxPython: What's poggin', my champs?
hammith: Oooh. Got in right at the start screen
SnackPak_: have you had your gloom today?
saucemaster5000: It's like the spinal tap amplifier, max is always the same
gualdhar: Adam, yet again, roped into playing the worst class, while everyone else is broken
TehAmelie: greatest superhero team ever
Twilight_Spark: Oh dear that does make me feel bad.
jessieimproved: ah, the original version of Doctor
saucemaster5000: we've seen your "vaccine"
patbaer: yes
SnackPak_: mine are fine
korvys: Sleeve them?
Boon_33: Dr. feelbad Bukowski
couchboyj: Physicians started calling themselves doctors to get more respect
Fanklok: I wash my hands
TheThirdTail: I haven't used mine in so long that they're pretty good
TemporallyAwry:
All my cards go in sleeves 
SaxPython: lol
Two_Hats: Sleeves?
MAPBoardgames: Me?
SaxPython: !patreon
patbaer: i said yes!
saucemaster5000: Mine got dirty
patbaer: I got you Adam
NotCainNorAbel: yes
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TemporallyAwry:
My garbage tokens are pretty garbage, yeah 
Fanklok: For some reason "What's poggin', my champs?" Is in my clipboard and I don't know how it got there
saucemaster5000: Can we pay to make them dirtier
SaxPython:
@Fanklok 
patbaer:

SaxPython: "Natural Causes"
A_Dub888: !findquote dragon
LRRbot: Quote #5246: "Maybe if we kill both dragons and take over the crime family, people will finally believe we're the good guys." —Paul [2018-08-06]
Ferisar: hey any eagles in here
MAPBoardgames: Someone stole the dragon's kidneys.
SnackPak_: poor dragon
saucemaster5000: Ah yes, that voice
Rynehawk: is this the origin of Mormonism?
circusofkirkus: god no
CranstonSnord: which human?
circusofkirkus: bald eagles are massive
TemporallyAwry:
Bald Eagle can't even win a fight with an octopus 
Twilight_Spark: Yeah but it'd hurt?
saucemaster5000: I'd punch a bald eagle
Ferisar: LET'S GO EAGLE MURDERERS
TehAmelie: only by attacking from behind. have you seen their claws?
ArkhamArchivist: is the eagle actually an Animorph
SnackPak_: wins a win
SaxPython: #JustABird
couchboyj: Have you seen a bald eagle irl? They're huge
Boon_33: hollow bones, I could defeat one assuming I get medical care
Juliamon: Just hold a window in front of you
Two_Hats: I can fight one. I would lose, but I could fight one.
saucemaster5000: Bald eagle swept my seminar at college once, those things are terrifying
couchboyj: The feet are where it's weapons are, Cam
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Boon_33: have you heard of this wonderful thing called GUN?
Fanklok: Do I get a baseball bat?
circusofkirkus: you're not bigger than it though
A_Dub888: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
korvys: Physically, yes. Emotionally, probably not
Rynehawk: a goose with eagle claws
NotCainNorAbel: i have to kick it?
A_Dub888: Can I pick up whatever's near me?
saucemaster5000: Do we have to fight 10 at once now?
Spades_Slicc: Trained eagle fighter
Ferisar: trained eagle pit fighter
TemporallyAwry: You'd need stitches afterwards, but yeah, at least +80%
NotCainNorAbel: Do I know we are going to fight?
Dalouer: you might be able to win most times\.. but you will come out heavily injured
CranstonSnord: so peak performance vs beak performance
Ferisar: what about a prot warrior
SaxPython: But what about Philadelphia Eagles v Bald Eagles
korvys: Does the eagle do MMA?
Nigouki: Frank from accounting? Beej got an assistant?
crono3453: Jokes on you, Frank's in Eagle Fight Club
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Dalouer: @CranstonSnord VERY good :3
rachowastaken: My play group just did this scenario last time we played, all I will say is best of luck
TemporallyAwry:
Will the US Government come after you afterwards? 
Boon_33: the key is not to bleed to death after winning
saucemaster5000: won't they go for the eyes?
NotCainNorAbel: Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth
Orxolon: is the eagle concentrated in the instict to kill manner?
Ferisar: lmao
rachowastaken: “we saw the eagle get your eyes” “i got better”
SnackPak_: net beats eagle
TehAmelie: eagles will keep track of your line of vision and swoop down from behind
Boon_33: topless eagle fights, we got it all here at LRR
DaxStrife: Well I definitely tuned in at the right time.
saucemaster5000: Use pants as slingshot for poo
Rynehawk: do you win a fight with a bear if all you had was a bow and arrow
SaxPython: Man I don't know if anyone clipped that. But it was excellent
A_Dub888: Go birds
rachowastaken: some people armed with a firearm don’t win fights against bears
TemporallyAwry:
Go Birds
couchboyj: Ca caw!
Two_Hats: Are we playing Go now...against birds?
Twilight_Spark:
birds
Orxolon: well, the human is supposed to be naked for it to be fair?
SaxPython: oooOOOoooze
A_Dub888: !findquote ooze
LRRbot: Quote #6160: "Maybe I can befriend the ooze. Does the ooze have any sense of justice?" —Serge [2019-06-22]
MAPBoardgames: OOOOH! (zeses)
saucemaster5000: The human gets feathers and the bird gets a leather jacket and trousers
SaxPython:

SnackPak_: in water, no way
Fanklok: The Octopus is so much smarter than you
circusofkirkus: y'all are underestimating eagles then
saucemaster5000: This is one hell of a pay per view
MWGNZ: what type? blue ringed? not a chance
saucemaster5000: so do camels
Spades_Slicc: Octopus wins because all of them have venom spit
TemporallyAwry: Octopus are the crows of the sea.
rachowastaken: awww just like me
ShaneLeeAtk: They also seem to punch fish out of spite
TehAmelie: octopuses are pretty small. the guy in Old Boy ate one alive, just for the act
rachowastaken: how large of a boa constrictor do you think you can take
Fanklok: Ok ok ok, could you win a fight against a Mantis Shrimp?
saucemaster5000: If you sing the boa constrictor song they get annoyed and go away
Boon_33: my octopus taekwondo teacher
Yolysses: Dude, octopi? They’re stronger than you, smart as a three year old, and have a beak to boot! A BEAK
gualdhar: if you're awake, the snake claims justifiable homicide
Rynehawk: i would kick a hamsters ass for the record
saucemaster5000: hamster's got a gun
Orxolon: somewhere in the sea,octopusses are playing a tabletop game and asking amongst themselves if they would win against a human
Spades_Slicc: I could beat the shit out of a water bear if I had to btw
Rynehawk: not a threat? They always plottin
MWGNZ: would anyone dare to fight a capybara?
TemporallyAwry:
Monkey with a Gun? 
Two_Hats: But what if we add spikes to the hamster ball?
TehAmelie: nah, if i met an angry capybara i'd just let it trample me
Fanklok: Pandas are idiots
SaxPython: Gotta watch out for Final Attack: Rabies
Orxolon: panda would murder us
Spades_Slicc: Pandas are still bears, teeth, claws and murder
saucemaster5000: man, we suck
Octonomicon: Docile or not, Giant Pandas are still bears
MAPBoardgames: What if you fail your empathy check?
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TemporallyAwry: Yeah. Good system for not accidentally biting off your fingers as a kid.
Spades_Slicc: @MAPBoardgames That means your stomach has the rumblies that only hands can satisfy
korvys: This way to the ghost
korvys: 7 Shades? In a row?
Fanklok: Name one time a panda has ever been ferocious
saucemaster5000: Eagles have this conversation about us every time they see us
badpandabear: gwarrr!
TehAmelie: eagles have been known to steal small humans
korvys: Tekken 3
MAPBoardgames:
@MAPBoardgames Just want some finger food. 
Boon_33: @Fanklok kungfu panda, checkmate
badpandabear: I have no idea what I just walked into
Two_Hats: lol
SaxPython:
@korvys 
Spades_Slicc: @badpandabear Just run
Boon_33:
@korvys
Two_Hats: Hello Paul?
Featherweight_: Smooth paul, smooth
Orxolon: can a human take on a cangaroo?
serramarkov: In 4th grade, a fellow student asked me what I'd do if he stuck his finger in my mouth. I told him I'd bite it. He did, and I did. I bit him in the main joint of his index finger, I drew blood. He howled and cried. I did not get in trouble, because the teacher heard and saw the whole thing.
SaxPython: I will 100% subscribe to this podcast
Spades_Slicc: @Orxolon in a fight? no
DeM0nFiRe:

MAPBoardgames: Mind that gap
saucemaster5000: Eagle just looks at you "wow, you shop at gap?"
Orxolon: @Orxolon no,right?Secretariat was a lie
theSupportSystem:
oooo, setup? i dont recall ever seeing this happen on the youtube 
lochnessseammonster:

Featherweight_: Weaponize the cargo shorts
lochnessseammonster: he's depriving us all
lochnessseammonster:

saucemaster5000: Wasn't James' fault several of us watch the Caillou christmas special?
Rynehawk: best of 10. calliou vs. eagle
TemporallyAwry:
After the Calliou 420 day, James doesn't really have grounds to claim he has standards 
lochnessseammonster:
he literally played a caillou album this week on his home stream 
Two_Hats: Can we talk about this animal fight gauntlet housed in a random warehouse. Eagles, Pandas, boas...Did y'all just break into a zoo?
rachowastaken: oozes are literally the worst
rachowastaken: oozes are pain
MAPBoardgames: Summoned oozes don't drop coins. Because they suck.
NotCainNorAbel: Didn't you die to a door?
couchboyj: Dungeons are dark, Adam
Mai_Andra: gelatinous ooze is transparent, yeah
korvys: As what?!
theSupportSystem: oozes are invisible sentient balls of acid, how could you not die?
rachowastaken: there are multiple threads on r/gloomhaven of players who first encountered oozes saying “WTF ARE THESE”
TemporallyAwry: Also - the floor is "weirdly clean" is the other Cube tell-sign
lochnessseammonster: because he is not a coward
korvys: Yeah, Minecraft
rachowastaken: quite literally, some little shits remained
korvys: Roadquest?!
Spades_Slicc: Are brown jellies the ones that destroy equipment?
Mai_Andra: that, and consequences
Khalahd: Open the doors and live to tell the tale
Boon_33: We need you to air out this dungeon, we don't want mold
Twilight_Spark:
Dear streamer, have you considered just opening the doors? 
rachowastaken: oh my sweet summer child there are so many enemies
SaxPython: 3 doors down puns incoming
LoadingReadyRun: @Boon_33 we already have some ooze, so it might be too late
DrLigmaPhD: My invitation to the 10-year clown orgy never arrived so I'm doing the next best thing: 2-hour clown gaming
MAPBoardgames: Full ass-perk
Mai_Andra: yeah, I have the memo...
TemporallyAwry:
Time to level up 
MAPBoardgames: You get a perk for every 3 checks and each level.
rachowastaken: every level up you get new card, perk, and extra health
korvys: Does that mean he should also have more health?
lochnessseammonster: adam does like playing games on hard mode tbf
DrLigmaPhD: Otaku Jeff taking the weights off his ankles
SaxPython: Otaku "Goku" Jeff
saucemaster5000: I found very few classes had decent level 3 cards
DrLigmaPhD: @SaxPython Super Otaku Blue?
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rachowastaken: sawbones level up cards are crazy ime
rachowastaken: you start committing medical malpractice and it turns out that’s way more effective than traditional medical practice
korvys: Firaxis
SaxPython:
@drligmaphd 
Mai_Andra: just randomly yeet myself out into the sky...
DrLigmaPhD: Daddy? Sorry.
MAPBoardgames: Damn dirty Inox!
Phailhammer: I once found a Dark SOuls bonfire hidden in Ghost Recon: Wildlands. I don't remember exactly where it is, but I think it's in the same province as the Predator mission.
DaxStrife: "Sorry, Zippotricks McEdgelord moved out last week."
Mai_Andra:
They had mostly fixed that by Unity/Syndicate, but of course they then decided to completely change the system in Origins again... 
DeM0nFiRe:

saucemaster5000: Dumbfounded you say
lochnessseammonster:
you get the help you ask for i guess 
DrLigmaPhD: You have failed, and I cannot stress this enough, at one of the most basic technologies known to civilization real or fictional
Boon_33: looks like you need some sort of fire-plumber
MAPBoardgames: That was the event card added when Beni retired.
DrLigmaPhD: @Boon_33 It's-a-me, Pyrio
Boon_33:

saucemaster5000: no reputation means no expectations. Kkona
Plasterboard: Look at it this way: "we're not in negative rep territory"
MAPBoardgames: Red=stop. Green=yummy
SaxPython:
Come on baby light my fire. 
DrLigmaPhD: He was looking for a booty call and made up an excuse on the spot
lochnessseammonster: blue flower, red thorns
korvys: Oh, we know a blacksmith who might find that useful
SnowBunSarah: Yep, problem is too much fire
saucemaster5000: "Their stuff punches you"
DrLigmaPhD: "Old man yells at mountain"
mjiig: "Given that I cannot steal from them, I suppose I will help them"?
DrLigmaPhD: "Pompeii" playing faintly in the distance
saucemaster5000: the amulet is a metaphor for 2 cards
Plasterboard: time is money is lost time, but it is money none the less
SaxPython:
@drligmaphd 
Boon_33: woah woah woah, we said we'd help them, we didn't know it might be a slight inconvenience to do so.
DudelidouX: Because life is miserable
korvys: It's not called Nicehaven
SaxPython:

Nyxjbm: It's not called funhaven haha
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It says Gloom right in the name.
drcthulu: Time is the fire in which we burn
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DrLigmaPhD: Because it's the designer's kink
Twilight_Spark:
It is a punishment and you will enjoy it 
e_bloc: life is suffering
TehAmelie: punishment games is a very japanese thing isn't they?
saucemaster5000: But no one told me life was gonna be this way (clap clap clap clap)
DudelidouX: Well in that world it is that miserable
Spades_Slicc: Adam, maybe bad juju is just . . . bad you you
DrLigmaPhD: Salt the fields of Carthage, Heather
Nyxjbm: LRR started this chat and LRR can end it haha
MilkInBags: is this a mid game event or the ending?
SaxPython: Ride in to the Danger... Esge
SnowBunSarah: I love to listen to strange disembodied voices. What could possibly go wrong?
saucemaster5000: I like this voice. Positive, reassuring
LoadingReadyRun: mixing metaphors: lamb to the slaughter + Pawn in a game
MAPBoardgames: In a world...
Finalsora811: If you hear a voice in a cave, would you let it out?
DrLigmaPhD: "Everything will be fine" You don't need to convince me, I was born with non self-preservation instinct
MilkInBags: Hey Adam, today is my birthday and I bestow to your party the luck of my huh birth, may you prevail
Nyxjbm: Aren't we all just voices in caves at the end of the day
Spades_Slicc: Is the choice of whether or not to make ramen a jar problem?
rachowastaken: frankly, anything an ooze is guarding is my friend. eff those guys
Finalsora811: @MilkInBags Happy birthday!
saucemaster5000: by god milk, now they're all gonna die! (Happy birthday)
DrLigmaPhD: @Nyxjbm You may be, but I'm a howling silence across the vastness of a desert
MilkInBags: I was searching for words
Spades_Slicc: @Nyxjbm Some of us are shadows on the walls of the cave
Boon_33: typo, uh, finds a way
DrLigmaPhD: Jello time
MilkInBags: I got an electric toothbrush from my parents, pog
Spades_Slicc: Same ooze, Same
DrLigmaPhD: Phrasing?
rachowastaken: They’re a non-Newt—ahh beaten to my joke
saucemaster5000: our jokes are often the first thing we think of to type
Spades_Slicc: We're on a delay
rachowastaken:
we’re a lot slower 
korvys: !findquote google
LRRbot: Quote #5740: "Twitch chat is just as good as Google." —Adam [2019-01-19]
SaxPython: Lol
DrLigmaPhD: We also have maybe 10 collective braincells
MilkInBags: "It's afraid! (On a delay)"
MilkInBags: careful chat, we're being appraised by Adam, only deliver your finest jokes
saucemaster5000: oof drakes and oozes? I hate this place already
rachowastaken: @saucemaster5000 this place suuuuuucks
kumatsu: I don't think I've done a cakewalk since the 90s
MilkInBags: so when the music stops you sit on the cake?
saucemaster5000: Winning a cake walk is really hard! There's too many goddman players!
rachowastaken: oozes and rending drakes are probably my top 2 most hated enemy types
Spades_Slicc: I did a pie walk once
Izandai: I'd rather just buy a cake.
DrLigmaPhD: @MilkInBags My finest joke is my name coupled with whatever bullshit I can spit out in 5 seconds
MilkInBags: please I hope you are not all cake
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MilkInBags: and this whole channel was just cake
Nyxjbm: James should get you all cake now, for this special cakewalk episode of GLoomhaven
SaxPython: The Ur-Desert
JonnyGlitched: Cake is surprisingly tricky
DrLigmaPhD: Cakewalk = Nude Run
JonnyGlitched: Hard to get on a playe
JonnyGlitched: plate even
MilkInBags: merci bogo
Two_Hats: Eat a small cake while running a 100 meters?
TehAmelie: takin a dip in the jacoozey
MilkInBags: oh right cam is playing the medic, that class is so cool
SaxPython: Ok Adam, I snorted at M'scoozie
TehAmelie: jaqoozey, i mean.
saucemaster5000: I loved my malpactice lawsuit dodging sawbones
DrLigmaPhD: Given how lots of fantasy games treat oozes you may well be invading a very profitable farm
rachowastaken: i’m playing a sawbones rn myself and committing malpractice is honestly just the correct play
rachowastaken:
“do no harm” 
LoadingReadyRun:
@DrLigmaPhD summoned Oozes don't drop loot 
DrLigmaPhD: @rachowastaken "No, do harm"
rachowastaken: oooooh i like that
JonnyGlitched: I'm reminded of Ultima Online for some reason...
Finalsora811: "Tinker is bad", they said.
MilkInBags:
wait until you unlock the bullshit op classes 
MAPBoardgames: The computer version does that tracking. Not that it helps you.
rachowastaken: s/o to the class that had to get errata’d for being too good
saucemaster5000: I got to play my first frosthaven game last week and some of those starting classes are reeal wacky
MilkInBags: @saucemaster5000 our copy is lost in the mail? we had no news since january
DrLigmaPhD: Ah, Feel Bad Inc.. A classic
JonnyGlitched: uh oh
saucemaster5000: @MilkInBags That sucks, yeah mine took a long time, didn't hear anything, and it just showed up last monday.
MilkInBags:
!tinker bad 
lochnessseammonster:

rachowastaken: is mr bogo mr deado
LoadingReadyRun: Apparently The Tinker class's skill is being underestimated
rachowastaken: playing sawbones in this scenario was S W E A T Y
Finalsora811: Tank is doing their job,I guess.
MilkInBags: I mean, in the grand scheme of classes in gloomhaven, the tinker is not in the top, but that doesn't make it bad
MilkInBags: it's mostly that others are....not balanced at all
JonnyGlitched: How they cut they all squishy
rachowastaken: at some point i gave up and said yall may die but the doors will be opened
LoadingReadyRun: @rachowastaken sounds like the way to do
rachowastaken: @loadingreadyrun kinda was, only two of us could jump/fly over enemies so we just ditched everyone else ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
saucemaster5000: Muddle ewes just sounds adorable and fluffy
MilkInBags: infusing my darksies uwu
SaxPython: #Leafless
LoadingReadyRun: I'm imagining these Oozes as Blob from the SNES fighting game Clayfighter
saucemaster5000: Dots are a not yet unlocked thing
TehAmelie: oh no, Blob is terrifying
rachowastaken: wait you’re supposed to draw mods on heals?
MilkInBags: rats stink
Finalsora811: Did anybody even QA this game?
saucemaster5000: Your class comes with a buttload of complaint equity tho
A_Dub888: !card blightbelly rat
LRRbot: Blightbelly Rat [1B] | Creature — Phyrexian Rat [2/2] | Toxic 1 / When Blightbelly Rat dies, proliferate.
MilkInBags: need some frosties to dip your fries
SnackPak_:

lochnessseammonster: classic
MilkInBags: I have done this in 2004
rachowastaken: you don’t flip mods for heals afaik but eh, makes for better story
Finalsora811: !quote 4847
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MilkInBags:
oooor, just let your character die and go home early 
MilkInBags: jesus multiplied the oozes
LoadingReadyRun: Oozes with Uzis!
saucemaster5000: Fucking Jesus and his party tricks
MilkInBags: uwuzes
lochnessseammonster:

TheLodgium: There's always the ol' "there aren't enough oozes to spawn more oozes" trick
SaxPython: Go get some Frosties
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saucemaster5000: Will admit, had to google what specifically was a frosty
Mazrae: Hello everyone just got home to be able to tune in, how is the Gloom in this Haven
rachowastaken: @thelodgium that’s how we survived this one
rachowastaken: @mazrae it’s full of ooze
TheLodgium: mmm, ooze
Mazrae: Are any of the oozes named Ivan?
saucemaster5000: They could dump some turtles in the enemies to get some turtles with attitude
Mazrae: Or are these oozes from Ivan if so do we need to call the rangers?
saucemaster5000: Dialed wrong, got the Rescue Rangers
comrade_cards: Nerf everything until mindthief is good, then nerf mindthief
SaxPython: Oops I crit is my favorite
saucemaster5000: Devs heard -- it's nerf or nothing
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LoadingReadyRun: Heffalumps and Oozles
Simonark: Are adults just stale babies?
rachowastaken: we’re barrel aged babies
itira: withered babies
SaxPython: Net is to Drake as Shirt is to Eagle
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baskwalla: I'd read that book
TheLodgium: It's me, Saw Bonesman
SaxPython: #ModernaTime
saucemaster5000: To pay rent, obvs
Two_Hats: Dungeons cost money to run
Orxolon: they don't use it,they found it
kumatsu: oozes don't have souls, no thumbs
KharadBanar: remember that summons don‘t drop loot, only the starting oozes do
TehAmelie: i wonder if the people who killed polio were like "i'm a murderer"
LoadingReadyRun: Did all oozes start as one primordial Ooze that has just been splitting all this time?
SnowBunSarah: Not only that, but most of that ooze has become other things. In the end, we're all ooze
saucemaster5000: That's the Oozy Bang theory
LoadingReadyRun: The Big Sludge Theory
RassilonDND: if i marry an ooze, and it splits, is it a polygamous marriage or am i married only to one half
shendaras: When there's no more damage, the dead will walk the earth.
SnowBunSarah: @RassilonDND I think that's something you'll have to discuss with both of them
ThePixelSavage: speaking of long resting ... will Cameron play Baldurs Gate on stream?
TehAmelie: i want there to be a final boss form of ooze that's primordial ooze. the question is just how hard can it be to fight something that's only sort of alive?
saucemaster5000: "Honey, next time you split, can the piece we kick out be the piece that keeps leaving the toilet seat up?"
LoadingReadyRun: There are $4 worth of Ooze in this room
saucemaster5000: more dead than Ska?
ThePixelSavage: that is just the ooze you can see .
iris_of_ether: Oooof, the oozes
SaxPython: #Skill
RassilonDND:
@saucemaster5000
is this the ooze origin story? There was once only 1 ooze, and we kept kicking out the spilt half until one day they start killing each other to reform the primordial ooze?
LoadingReadyRun: If they all split from one Ooze, I guess would all have the same name
RassilonDND: is beej the primordial ooze?!
iris_of_ether: Our group definitely wiped twice on an adventure with oozes. I still wince at them.
kumatsu: Pivot!
Pharmacistjudge: the alpha ooze, then the beta ooze
SaxPython: Get your trundle on
saucemaster5000: @RassilonDND They prefer "hard banging" to killing each other
SaxPython: Sick Kickflips for everyone
Pharmacistjudge: i need to make a dungeon where you are in a terf war between oozes and gelatenous cubes
iris_of_ether:

Finalsora811: That'
lochnessseammonster:

Finalsora811: That's all, folks. Go get some Frostys.
baskwalla: Oh no
ThePixelSavage: @Pharmacistjudge *turf ... or this is a very different scenario
frank_the_great: Oh
gsyhiap: 👀
SnowBunSarah:

Ferisar: oh no me lurkies
SnackPak_:

Two_Hats: The LRRurkers?
baskwalla: I feel seen
WiJohn: Yep
SaxPython:
Lurkers
frank_the_great: Yes
saucemaster5000: First time running my mouth saved my life
Ivalenz_:

RassilonDND: Won't someone think of the murk lurks
Mazrae: LRRkers??
chaos5896: @Two_Hats this guy gets it
SnowBunSarah: Jokes on you, I don't have you even ON a monitor
KharadBanar: LRRkrrs
iris_of_ether: Uh oh, blasties~
TheInnsanity: what about third monitor
Two_Hats: My textbook sadly needs some space
SnowBunSarah: Yea, you're usually on a different tab
dankmemeter: Hold up, I'm a LRRkr!
SaxPython: Lol
iris_of_ether: Heather OMG
gualdhar: <---
TheInnsanity: MEEEEE
Ferisar: hello
Two_Hats: Hello, I am that person Adam
Pharmacistjudge: did it before
lord_wertornion: I cannot do that at all
tehfewl: thats how i used to raid
Spades_Slicc: ME
itira:
sometimes but the stream is muted 
lochnessseammonster:

Spades_Slicc: also reading
Kazman20a: wave
NotCainNorAbel: I will play music, listen and watch a stream and do work
lemmel: uhhh yes?
Pharmacistjudge: adam, i had a stream on while raiding in wow
merciary: Yo
SnowBunSarah: I do that with just a single monitor because I do not have self preservation for my mental health
Mazrae: I use twitch on my phone, and play a game on my computer
saucemaster5000: I can't even handle how these pictures move and talk now
Simonark: My better half has a discord monitor when she's working, but she had to get that for work during lockdown and it serves them right.
cutaos: naw, just playing game, plus this, music . and then my wife has tv on in the backround
Simonark: Work
Two_Hats: atm, homework, stream, lofi music, discord.
saucemaster5000: Jean Luc Guitar
TheInnsanity: good joke streamer
SnowBunSarah: @NotCainNorAbel Consuming 5 different forms of media at once to prevent any chance of a thought occuring
itira: Ya fucked up Adam
Malazim: What is worse is when they play it on speaker
itira: hey
Kaaosa: are they winning
KWardJenx: Comedy's tough Adam. Fix the joke in post.
saucemaster5000: Love that song "400 Blows" by J. Guitar
TheVoxtric: @SnowBunSarah the best
Yolysses: We don’t watch you guys on anything but the tv
Ferisar: @kaaosa against eagles
SaxPython: Always excited for Hey, Check It Out Spoilers
Ferisar: idk about the game
itira: you listen here Mr. Croc and Socks
NotCainNorAbel: @NotCainNorAbel that is actually why I do it. My mind will race unless I give it too much.
saucemaster5000: I could come up with maybe 2 Agnes Varda jokes
itira:

saucemaster5000: The gleaners took my jokes
LoadingReadyRun:
Podcasts + Powerwash Simulator is my mutitasking limit
Simonark: Grass is always greener, Adam
couchboyj: Until you get tired of it
saucemaster5000: Don't actually know what you're unlocking
RassilonDND: what symbol did he have?
laundreydhull: wek?
Ferisar: what if the next class brain thief
iris_of_ether: The one you unlock is pretty cool, but I'm not sure whether you will or not. It's weird.
laundreydhull: i meme- "Weh!?"
Orxolon: like Zoidberg?
drrek0: Squidface is my favorite class
Juliamon: I wish I could focus on two things at once. Whatever I get into gives me hard tunnelvision, even someone talking to me can't break me out of it.
couchboyj: Doesn't matter what the symbol is. You'll like it more until you don't. Then you'll miss the rat.
Ferisar: in this behemoth typhoon
Simonark: After Squid Face, Nautilis Knees
RassilonDND: Squidface was not my jam but i could see adam enjoying it
saucemaster5000: Never unlocked squidface. Probably sucks.
JohnPraw: Tank and the Bangas rule
iris_of_ether: I've found that most classes have missions they're good at and missions they're so-so at.
RassilonDND: Sun was my favorite class imo
Orxolon: i'm currently playing Voidwarden and i'm enjoying it a lot
korvys: This is some animators "rending pipeline"
ThePixelSavage: it still only counts as one Adam.
Orxolon: why the oozes die?
iris_of_ether: Oozes spread into a thin paste and evaporate
drrek0: I just find it fun
Ferisar: its face is a squid
baskwalla: The constant fish smell?
Finalsora811: Isn't that bad? I feel like you wanted to exploit the enemy loading issue like the Guard Captain scenario.
drrek0: I don't think its the most powerful, but its the one I personally have the most fun with
KharadBanar: oozes take damage when they split @orxolon
Orxolon: aaahhh,thx
ThePixelSavage: Adam cant resist a good burn.
iris_of_ether: Squidface is situationally powerful, I think. Especially if you play it tactically with your group.
Finalsora811: !card Mitotic Slime
LRRbot: Mitotic Slime [4G] | Creature — Ooze [4/4] | When Mitotic Slime dies, create two 2/2 green Ooze creature tokens. They have "When this creature dies, create two 1/1 green Ooze creature tokens."
SaxPython: #StabThatDrake
ThePixelSavage: great game show title
SaxPython: Any Long Resters in chat?
LoadingReadyRun:
Season 2 of Stab that Drake has been cancelled after Drake quit
TemporallyAwry:
A much delayed answer the multi-tasking question. I'm on mobile doing chores, and occasionally return to check in on chat. I usually can't handle all that PLUS irl conversations 
ThePixelSavage: "what have you done for me lately" .... healthy group dynamic ....
ThePixelSavage: @LoadingReadyRun they probably unionized ...
saucemaster5000: I'd watch the pilot of Stab that Drake
SaxPython: On Brand
saucemaster5000: It doesn't help you keep holding two fingers to your temple
SnowBunSarah: Didn't take you for a name-ist
kumatsu: you open the door, get on the floor....
ThePixelSavage: are they attempting a speed run or why do they keep opening doors without clearing the room first ?
Finalsora811: How DO you walk the dinosaur?
SnowBunSarah: @ThePixelSavage Mission goal is open the doors
ThePixelSavage: yeah but you cant open doors when you are dead ....
LoadingReadyRun: @Finalsora811 apparently you start by getting on the floor
korvys: "Connect the rooms" is presumably flavour for *why* you're opening all the doors
Kaaosa: it could even be a boat
saucemaster5000: technically I only see fog walls and no doors
saucemaster5000: so it's a win
GhostofJeffGoldblum: CHAMPION
GhostofJeffGoldblum: i sense AZERITE
itira: CHAMP-YUN
GhostofJeffGoldblum: no you don't. I assure you.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: no one misses BfA.
Perivale: @GhostofJeffGoldblum the woons!
itira: BFA was very fun imo
Kaaosa: you didn't meet me in bfa
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GhostofJeffGoldblum: got EM
couchboyj: Another Rending Drake made it to the arteries!
Finalsora811: @Kaaosa He said GOOD friends.
TheMerricat: Number 9, number 9, number 9....
lochnessseammonster:

saucemaster5000: Didn't know guilty gear had any actually good music
kumatsu:
It's on Gamepass 
Mazrae: I got a rock
SaxPython: It's a BOGO
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh my grandma did that
GhostofJeffGoldblum: it was weird as well
itira: icky
ThePixelSavage: that sounds unhealthy ...
Rynehawk: i grew up dipping toast in coffee
SnackPak_: that sounds good
Spades_Slicc: I love burnt toast
lochnessseammonster: oof
Simonark: Coffee is burnt water already!
Orxolon: are we dead?is there a way we can finish this mission?
DudelidouX: Yup seen my dad do that when his toast are over done
TemporallyAwry:
Based on the time, coffee back then was probably improved by the butter 
Juliamon: I.... wouldn't refuse to do that if asked to, but...
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
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itira: LOL
iris_of_ether:

SaxPython: 19D2
Juliamon: It was still prime Folgers era
ThePixelSavage: you mean the late 29th century?
DudelidouX: Wow same thing happened to my group when we did that mission kept getting the split for the ooze
DeM0nFiRe: It was a different millenium
TemporallyAwry: I mean the TASTE in coffee. It's improved a lot in the last 30 years!
ThePixelSavage: *20th
Simonark: I don't know, that Simpsons reference was a LONG way back
saucemaster5000: 1994? Was Caligula or Caesar emperor then?
Spades_Slicc: Whole different millenium
frank_the_great: I was born in 94
TehAmelie: it was the dark ages, before low energy bulbs
SnowBunSarah: I'm thinking we need to get an ooze viewer and then just wait and sooner or later you're going to have billions of viewers
TehAmelie: and fiberoptic internet
ThePixelSavage: classic WoW rogue move whilst the party wipes ....
Dalrint: I was 12 in 94...I feel old...
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Adam's character is just Twitch, huh?
saucemaster5000: I was 8 in 94
iris_of_ether:
Was also 12 in 94 
Ferisar: he’s 39 but the oozes go on 94 curious
GhostofJeffGoldblum: that dank dank
Juliamon: wheeeeed
SaxPython: 420
Kaaosa: mind if i roll.. weeeeed?
saucemaster5000: I'm sure half baked completely holds up
Simonark: I'm very sure Scent of a Woman doesn't!
Two_Hats: Spoilers!?
KharadBanar: one does not just walk into more door
GhostofJeffGoldblum: this dungeon sucks why did we come here
iris_of_ether: 40
iris_of_ether: It's 40
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I saw someone get mad about spoilers for Moby Dick, once. That was a weird conversation.
DoodlestheGreat: IT'S A SLED
RassilonDND: the elite ones are purple colored?
saucemaster5000: My friend got mad at me once for talking to him about the end of M.A.S.H. while someone walked by thinking I might've spoiled it for them
couchboyj: There's a row of medals floating in the elite ooze, it's highly decorated
ThePixelSavage: elite oozes ate a lot of dudes in tacticool outfits and demand you call them "Operator"
SaxPython: @couchboyj flava Flav style?
Two_Hats: Look, still working on this cool movie called "The Wizard of Oz". It's in color!
saucemaster5000: "Ding dong the witch is--" Dorothy : "Wow. Spoilers"
LoadingReadyRun: The Wizard of Oz is in Color? Spoilers!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: it's like the end of that one Ralph Bakshi movie
GhostofJeffGoldblum: they pull a gun out of their sleeve
comrade_cards: Blat blat
SaxPython: Lol
NorthstarTex: wait Wizard of Oz goes to color!? Madness!
saucemaster5000: I'd love to see the kid who saw "The Wiz" instead because the guy at the store said that was the one they wanted
SaxPython:

saucemaster5000: These oozes are like Bebe's kids!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: We throw wave after wave of men at the kill-oozes until they hit their programmed limits and self destruct.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: can't trust people named Jeff.
DudelidouX: *ears doors close*
SaxPython: #JeffWho
couchboyj: Every kick flip Jeff has ever done was leading up to this moment, the sickest kickflip of all
TemporallyAwry: !quote 99
LRRbot: Quote #99: "I have a giant soft spot for tubas. They're cute." —Cameron [2015-04-02]
SaxPython: Line Change
lochnessseammonster:
isn't that that gross tim's drink? 
GhostofJeffGoldblum: remember that time Wayne Gretzky curled up and went to sleep behind the net? It was weird.
ThePixelSavage: everyone a union-member these days .... breaks ....
baskwalla: Hat trick = long rest
Juliamon: wow, hard cut
SaxPython: Oh I got an RE4 ad. Looks nice.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I saw that Leon says the bingo line and everyone is very excited about that.
saucemaster5000: Does Leon win Bingo in RE4? Wow, spoilers
GhostofJeffGoldblum: yeah he becomes the Bingo King and forces Wesker to spend eternity in one of those spinners for the balls
GhostofJeffGoldblum: it's a weird one
saucemaster5000: I wouldn't play it, but I'd watch the stream
SaxPython: Wesker's Sunglasses get stamped B6
GhostofJeffGoldblum: every time someone gets a bingo they force-feed Wesker an entire chicago hot dog
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Jeff! Jeff! Jeff!
SaxPython: Can't Close Doors Club
saucemaster5000: (They pay jeff in intern experience)
SnackPak_:

comrade_cards: Back check, fore check, pay check
LoadingReadyRun: nice! we hit that Drake kill limit
GhostofJeffGoldblum: eventually the dungeon will stack overflow and all the monsters will disappear
SaxPython: When Stab That Drake goes wrong
saucemaster5000: "Guys! I have more healing!.... Guys?"
SnackPak_: o7
GhostofJeffGoldblum: an invisible party all silently watching as the medic fights 37 guys at once
ThePixelSavage: I cannot see how Adam "got this" but I am ready to be suprised
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "should we help him?" "nah. he's fine. he believes in reincarnation."
saucemaster5000: Monsters are pissed the adventurers don't drop a loot penny
comrade_cards: Not invisible? Skill diff
EldarLuin: Mech time
comrade_cards: When battlebot isn't on screen, we should all be asking where battlebot is
SaxPython:
@comrade_cards 
saucemaster5000: welp
GhostofJeffGoldblum: ruh roh
ThePixelSavage: but what if we believe extra extra hard in you Adam?
SaxPython: Unless...
saucemaster5000: Jeff takes this experience as proof there is no god
SaxPython:

Orxolon: we belie...?
Orxolon: you can lost 2 from the discard right?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: okay Jeff did not have this apparently
KharadBanar: his discard is empty
Orxolon: oh
GhostofJeffGoldblum: F buds
SaxPython:

frank_the_great: Can't win em all
Orxolon: F
couchboyj: 1/8
Orxolon: good effort though
iris_of_ether: This has kind of been my experience with any mission with oozes :X
saucemaster5000: that was just a bad draw situation, no blame to be thrown. Except at this obviously bullshit game.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: no Mentok? The Mind-Takers?
KWardJenx: This mission is that poor, harassed Guard Captain's revenge.
Spades_Slicc: Take minds? HEavens no, we merely lease minds
comrade_cards: Battlebot died on his way to his home planet
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Karen. Listen. Karen. You got this. Those other guys? Chumps. But you! You're the real deal.
Orxolon: Bart holding the "You tried" sign
bruhaha707: Adam you should belly flop on the table
ThePixelSavage: is there a class that has a flamethrower?
bruhaha707: 5 star frog splash
LoadingReadyRun: @iris_of_ether tbh, the Oozes weren't much an issue in this particular situation
saucemaster5000: The trouble with oozes is they waste your time, really
iris_of_ether: @iris_of_ether That's fair. I think I just am still having flashbacks from [REDACTED]
Spades_Slicc: Do they get to keep looted gold and experiance?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: everyone has that face that the D&D party get as the GM puts down yet another token and they see the TPK cresting the hill.
Nigouki: you wake up at the pokemon center
saucemaster5000: @iris_of_ether I know what you are flashing back to even from that....
SaxPython:
1/2 priced apps at Applebee's 
ThePixelSavage: we will remember that day, as the one whre the plan almost came together
iris_of_ether: @iris_of_ether @saucemaster5000 The narrow pinchpoints... x_x
Orxolon: those drakes.....
Orxolon: choose one,send them blitzing like crazy with 3 invisibility potions XD
korvys: !store
SnowBunSarah: The services are for subscribing and the service is you'll say our name at the end
SaxPython: clap clap clap
SaxPython:

itira:

lochnessseammonster: croak croak
GhostofJeffGoldblum: we're not even biological matter
GhostofJeffGoldblum: we're grey goo
SnackPak_: were gremlins
iris_of_ether:

Orxolon: 2022 we were monkeys,now frogs,i missed when we switched
Two_Hats: Trogdelights
dankmemeter: Lrrkrs
lochnessseammonster: i am a froglodyte
SnowBunSarah: Due to typos, I'm actually a homarid
saucemaster5000: I am loving the little Paul Heather co-op streams
Boon_33: sounds like babysitting any little girl
GhostofJeffGoldblum: my points remain unchecked.
Orxolon: was Squidface unlocked?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: they are multiplying rapidly.
SnackPak_: I'll miss Graham
Orxolon: ok,sorry
Orxolon: XD
Juliamon: Tomorrow is also Mario Day! So there will be some sort of news.
Orxolon: @Juliamon have you watch the last movie trailer?
SaxPython: HiFiRush is Legit
Juliamon: Orxolon Nope!
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Orxolon: @Juliamon well,there is one
Juliamon: I'm trying to avoid the trailers since there's no chance of me going to see the movie
ThePixelSavage: Adam putting off the Shadow of the Colossus audience ... all 12 of them
Orxolon: oh,gotcha
SnackPak_: fun
iris_of_ether: OOH, maps!
korvys: Ok, you can't draw horses, but have you tried drawing clubs?
Orxolon: league!?yeeessss
comrade_cards: Shadow of the colossus fans? There's dozens of us!
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SaxPython:

GhostofJeffGoldblum: sorry that everyone died.
itira: Thanks for the stream!
saucemaster5000: technically Karen just ran away
DeM0nFiRe:
o/ 
saucemaster5000: Jeff is an adult, pop tarts for dinner
Orxolon: Thanks for the stream!
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