beowuuf: title change!
Earthenone: !findquote monster
LRRbot: Quote #87: "To be fair, he is a literal monster. I'm just an *sshole." —Graham [2015-04-01]
beowuuf: apropos of the word asshole, i love shaw in picard
TXC2: Hello Everybody
CAKHost: Hello everyone!
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Heather and Paul are jamming some Meg's Monster on today's Bonus Stream. Game: Meg's Monster) at Fri 10:00 AM PST (2s from now).
Didero: Hi TXC2!
TheMerricat: So close yet so far away
beowuuf: so close
Creideiki_SE: Well, at least that motivated me to look at my NTP setup, and notice that it's hard-coded to a server that doesn't exist anymore.
GapFiller: genuinely wdve missed the start of this w/o the remainder from James
Earthenone: !quote james
LRRbot: Quote #8178: "I will handle the egg." —James [2022-08-20]
TXC2: and handle it he did
LRRbot: Roses go in the mouth.
Metric_Furlong: !findquote mouth
LRRbot: Quote #1449: "This seems reasonable to me, but I don't know because it's coming out of my own mouth." —Graham [2016-01-04]
LRRbot: Stuck? Press X to eject, then do a double jump to continue climbing.
Metric_Furlong: [soft piano music intensifies]
TheMerricat: This is some heavy Final Fantasy sounding music ATm.
nyperold: Clive Barker?
: @Metric_Furlong It shouldn't
: intensifying soft piano is just jazz
TheMerricat: "What did Dumbledore say calmly? "Did you put your name in the fire, Harry?" asked dumbledore calmly, quickly reaching for the boy's shoulders and shaking him."
: Didero well, it has to get to full painoforte somehow
CAKHost: This music is making me think of Spirited Away.
TheMerricat: Dang nabit, clipboard failure.
Didero: On the plus side, we all learned something
GreatWahooney: hello chat!
TXC2: hello GreatWahooney welcome
Metric_Furlong: hello GreatWahooney
Metric_Furlong: @Didero I didn't, but I did move ever forward
Metric_Furlong: in accordance with the motto
LRRbot: In the box is: teeth
LRRbot: Luckily, this is Hole In One.... Or Two!
TXC2: oh no feels!
jessicaengle: !findquote holes
LRRbot: Quote #2003: "Nothing is stopping me! I can phase through! Oh, no I can't. It's just a down hole, never mind." —Ian [2016-03-01]
Didero: Feels? Oh no
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TXC2: Travilogue nice
TXC2: going left down
Earthenone: gotta love the PH balance
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TheMerricat: so if Heather and Paul are the PH balance, does that make Beej basic on Chillpoint?
TheMerricat: Or acidic?
: fun story: I've learned that no one knows what "PH" actually stands for
kusinohki: I think beej is more like a catalyst
Earthenone: Paul Heather
Mischievous_Catgeist: just in time ! hiya everyone
: Beej is the salt, remember your highschool chem chat
GreatWahooney: @TXC2 making it a PHony acronym
TXC2: GreatWahooney exactly
TXC2: hello Mischievous_Catgeist welcome
GapFiller: VOID INTRO!
beowuuf: go time!
TXC2: Here we GO!
: no music
Juliamon: That sure happened
beowuuf: but hear you ok!
TXC2: Hello Paul and Heather
Didero: Hi Heather and Paul!
LidofLoathing: if you stare too long at the abyss, the abyss plays a stream intro
Didero: That is a weird question
Metric_Furlong: I think that would make it worse, tbh
: this isn't chillpoint, are you allowed to have instant distractions from paul's intro?
Korolan: My partner makes a Chickpea Noodle Soup with Tumeric?
Bruceski: It's already flavored. Water and grit.
: flavoured rain = acid rain
kusinohki: cloudy with a chance of meatballs??
Didero: I generally don't taste the rain, so any flavour it has is irrelevant
: But it’s great
Metric_Furlong: if you got wet you'd also end-up smelling of whatever the flavour was
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DeM0nFiRe: Also if it rains on your way to work you would spend the rest of the day with soup in your hair
kusinohki: is Meg's monster Matt or Maple??
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Ravynn: 9 Yeaaaaaarssss
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TXC2: Meg's singular possessive monster
: "if she cries the world ends" so this is Sonic 04?
: so, this is the story of girl, who cries a river and drowns the whole world?
: QUICK!!! everyone remind Paul and Heather that theyre loved beyond measure!!!!
GreatWahooney: the world as in objective reality, or the monster's "world"?
compuNIC: @TXC2 '06?
undecided44: Thank you lrr, may I have another?
TXC2: hello jacqui_lantern234 welcome
kusinohki: I tried to photograph that girl. she looked so sad
TXC2: compuNIC yes
jessieimproved: @Metric_Furlong thanks I'll just take that and carry it for the rest of the day
Snowcookies: the system works!
: New episode of Heather and Paul let’s play.
Mischievous_Catgeist: chill point new game plus
CAKHost: Oh no my homework! *grabs toast*
Wicker_Guide: I'd guess simlish
: Don't worry, no homework this week
goombalax: uh oh is this game going to have FeelingsTM?
zimmercj: Don’t feel bad about homework, I’m watching at work.
Didero: This could also be the start of a Pokemon game though
TXC2: goombalax apparently so
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nyperold: Maybe her tears are tears in reality.
Metric_Furlong: the old metaphor vs. symbolism divide
Wicker_Guide: It's the Primal Bahamut
electric_claire: Of course the classic, Papa y'& Yo
goombalax: its a laser shot from millions of lightyears away coming to obliterate the planet
electric_claire: *Papa & Yo
: She’s in love with the star!
kusinohki: watch it really be a radio antennae or something...
Didero: Wait, she's not a child now?
: wouldn't a red star have to be REAL close to be the brightest star?
accountmadeforants: Are *we* Meg, or are we Meg's Monster? Or is Meg the Real Monster?
Creideiki_SE: Doesn't have to be a red dwarf. Could be a supergiant.
Didero: new star who dis
: mom worked at Black Mesa
zimmercj: Isn’t this how Danny Phantom started? With a very strange machine?
: or we're just playing old Vampire the Masquerade and we're looking at Wormwood
Didero: capital-W Waste?
SymphonicLolita: cool supernova bro
: "Trash Star" was my nickname in High School
TXC2: 20 years ago, in the 1980's....
Snowcookies: so she's more than 20 years old now?
compuNIC: it taps for generic mana?
MrQBear: @jacqui_lantern234 part of the raccoon crew?
: is it a WASTE OF SPACE?!
goombalax: they paid the power company way in advance
Didero: "D'you have any games on your tranceiver?"
TXC2: Didero just Doom
goombalax: Neon Genesis Howdy
DeChunkandFriends: Oh, it's Undertale
: @TXC2 But we already have doom outside
jacqui_lantern234: @goombalax more like Neon Genesis Meowdy :3
Didero: So the monsters have a popsicle industry
SymphonicLolita: *gasp* a child
goombalax: lmao (lmeow?)
sephsays: Monster's Meg.
TXC2: "are you my mummy?"
CaptainSpam: Bruh. It's a human, bruh.
Mischievous_Catgeist: and now we cry
Wicker_Guide: Press F to split the child
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Astrovore: The real monster was man all along?
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jacqui_lantern234: sharing is caring
goombalax: this guy's in the middle of carcinization
Juliamon: Definitely licorice
sephsays: What if the tar was chicken broth flavoured?
kusinohki: what does magic taste like?
Didero: I also hate children crying
TXC2: by half and half, do they mean down the middle, or top and bottom? 'cause her head is at least 50% of her mass
MrQBear: Wait is this just monsters Inc the rpg?
Wicker_Guide: Undertale: Monster's Inc edition
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incslayer: Bonus Monsters!
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Wicker_Guide: @TXC2 I presume left/right
Mischievous_Catgeist: its marmite
accountmadeforants: Was Undertale itself not already EarthBound: Monster's Inc edition?
TXC2: fight time!
Mischievous_Catgeist: or vegimite
nyperold: As long as he eats it, he can fly. Or something.
LordZarano: Is he Scandinavian, eating tar sweets?
kusinohki: it's over 9000!
kusinohki: it's over 90,000!!
SymphonicLolita: too op pls nerf
CAKHost: He said a bad word!
Juliamon: A magic jar
nyperold: She's like a cat. It's her arm now.
incslayer: does that mean we get 4d vision?
TXC2: triocluar vision
kusinohki: bigger field of view??
goombalax: the eye only sees crab-related objects
adept_nekomancer: "be inside in just a moment, I need to go do some exposition"
incslayer: ominous doctor man
Metric_Furlong: ah, the human criticality project
Snowcookies: Wanting to kill a child? gasp
Serivus: remember that Twilight Zone with the kid that controlled everything with his mind? Yeah... no reason that came up
TXC2: "hey listen!"
: And here we learn the important skill that is: Ignoring children
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Blade_Tiger: "Hey Roy do you have games on your phone?"
kusinohki: magic tar - totally not drugs
Snowcookies: this game is actually shrek confirmed
Mazrae: In the morning is galan going to make waffles?
Dalrint: Meg...the HARBINGER?!
TXC2: "what's a harbinger?"
Didero: Or just sedatives
accountmadeforants: Just give her an iPad and access to the credit card
GreatWahooney: Another World? had great music
goombalax: can we eat now!!!
kusinohki: starts humming "I'm sorry that the warp gate sucked away our only son"
Lysander_salamander: Hello everyone!
TXC2: hello Lysander_salamander welcome
nyperold: Now I'm thinking of Breath of the Wild, where the people think your magical photograph is a drawing.
Mischievous_Catgeist: we are raising her to be bigger for more meat
Didero: Just make her cry now
SymphonicLolita: 'eyyyy you can't fight me I'm just a little birthday boyyy'
Dalrint: Doesn't like the tar, doesn't fight...that green fellow is wasted space!
goombalax: I bet roy is so swole because of the tar and nobody else is because they all hate it
adept_nekomancer: This is just an HP bar with extra steps
LurkerSpine: give her magic tar?
goombalax: maybe the other character will be a healer/jester for the kid
Snowcookies: oh no
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Mischievous_Catgeist: hugs heal?
TXC2: stress heals like the jester from darkest dungeon
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Mazrae: Monster tale?
Didero: Disguise her as a monster?
goombalax: its pure steroids
Juliamon: kids *do* love slime
Serivus: so wait, Sully and Mike Wazowski?
Serivus: Meg is Boo?
LordZarano: Oh, high in Waste...
Dalrint: I just realized the big guy has a resident evil G-virus arm
ExachixKitsune: @Serivus I just got that Boos name in Monster's Inc is Boo because Boo is a noise you make when you scare someone
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goombalax: just cutting out the middle man and getting directly to the tar
TXC2: "this secret meeting is called to order"
adept_nekomancer: No, the table could be a 5th.
SymphonicLolita: you could say there's an elite 4.....
Juliamon: You don't sound like Gustav
Serivus: @Serivus she does pop out and say "Boo!" multiple times...
ExachixKitsune: @TXC2 Look, just decide on the pizza toppings and we can get there
Dalrint: The second friday after the first full moon of the month
Dalrint: Like easter
Snowcookies: Paul? You're in this game?
goombalax: you're off the hook this time Paul
CaptainSpam: cH Paul wouldn't violate the neutrality pact! Not intentionally, at least, and certainly not with malice!
Mazrae: Is Paul the evil doctor?
chaostreader: Wait, is this Paul as the evil bad guy from the old Lrr sketches.
incslayer: this meeting could have been an email
BusTed: good standup
Travilogue: Gustav probably has s crush on Paul and that is why they are always "investigating"
Serivus: I think the baby harness would chafe the eye...
tomas_ap: She's 5, possibly a bit too old for a harness..
TXC2: "an invisible mouse, freaky ghost mouse"
betweenmyself: They’re fans of MouseBusters… “Who ya gonna call?”
tomas_ap: The poster is literally based on a game called Mousebusters that the same dev did lol
Dalrint: The short horned guy may not have been paying attention...
TXC2: "you just keep on being you"
goombalax: poor Gustav. the only one contributing to group projects. I've been Gustav.
nyperold: Maybe the random guy watches LRR.
MrQBear: Aww. No huddle?
Didero: This is 20 years ago though
nyperold: Not to be confused with Territorial Rotbart.
CaptainSpam: He pulled out a knife? For stabbin'?
TXC2: "he's got a knife!"
goombalax: this game is adorable
compuNIC: stick it to em!
CAKHost: Yay non-expired food!
GreatWahooney: heh, _dig_ it
tomas_ap: the territorial punk was called some long italian name in the original draft but it was changed
MrQBear: This is amazing.
GreatWahooney: wait, so I can acquire land by beating up the current owner?
: GreatWahooney Worked for the British empire
goombalax: attack and dethrone landlords!
Juliamon: GreatWahooney That is what colonialism is, yes
wordnerdify: I feel seen
Didero: I feel like there should be more than one single thing in that giant pile of stuff
Didero: Reverse burglary
ScrapyardGhostTrain: @Juliamon It's also what Israel did to Palestine, but for some reason everybody ignores that one.
Juliamon: ScrapyardGhostTrain Yes, because it's an ongoing situation that we don't want to get into here.
MrQBear: Oh I love Gustav.
Wolfstrike_NL: Sings *evil demon lord* * fetching the ball*
Snowcookies: Gustav seems to like helping
TXC2: yes game yes
Didero: So this is an educational game
niccus: what's a car
goombalax: I bet Gustav is actually Paul
adept_nekomancer: It's kind of adorable how the monsters all care about the kid even though they also distrust them.
Sarah_Serinde: I think we found Paul
Raincoast_Bear: Monster Trucks, d'uh.
Didero: @Sarah_Serinde Ooh, yeah, good call
Kelderan: @Raincoast_Bear A+. No notes
Mazrae: Is Gustav the mom?
Mischievous_Catgeist: yeah two eyes look normal and the one on the top looks fake
TXC2: maybe they're once per battle ?
Didero: Yeah, he did
Travilogue: It's Food!!
NightValien28: meat is back in the menu BOYS
Didero: Pretty shitty garbage dump
adept_nekomancer: "Dude, you can't keep throwing bodies in the garbage hole"
incslayer: dont take your racoons to the recycle center
Mischievous_Catgeist: how about a blind fold
TXC2: some blinders
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goombalax: I'm gonna start calling batteries 'Power stones'
Didero: Is Paul the guy on the dude's watch?
: I've had a post-apoc story idea for years where batteries are called power stones
CAKHost: The child is now gone
TXC2: Didero probably
: so a moth?
Wolfstrike_NL: Mom's forgotten, Roy new best buddy
Didero: Because they made a battle system and dammit they're gonna use it
Dalrint: Wait I walk away for five minutes and now we're fighting gustav?!
incslayer: we are having a duel
LordZarano: The Castlevania reference
Didero: @Dalrint He challenged us to a duel
Arcan0r: It's not really a duel if he's attacking Meg tho
Didero: @Arcan0r He's not attacking Meg, Meg's just getting sad because Roy is getting hurt
Mazrae: It's in Victoria
Sarah_Serinde: I think Gustav is Paul but Paul isn't necessarily the mysterious glasses guy
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BrowneePoints: Holy cow has it only been 4 years?
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tomas_ap: lovin' the gustav theories
Mischievous_Catgeist: in the monster world no one can climb the corporate ladder
Travilogue: I really like that it visually indicates the dialogue options you've already done
Dalrint: Chekov's Ladder. If you show a ladder in act 1, in act 3, it must be climbed.
: so it's like the city council and the sewer drains?
QuixoticScrivener: I feel like that's one of those traditions that is ruined by a rebellious teen, when they move the ladder anyway.
BrowneePoints: as part of the Status Quo
LordZarano: "made of Lebanon cedar wood, was in place by 1728 and has remained there ever since the 1757 status quo was established"
GreatWahooney: solar panel on the roof, too! nice!
CAKHost: Angry Bot!
TXC2: the defence robot would be made out of the NES-box
tomas_ap: oh dear
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BrowneePoints: That's Beck
BrowneePoints: that's just Beck
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:20:48.
BrowneePoints: Your world ended though
niccus: he really did make an underground moonbase
CAKHost: Should that be "habitable"?
TXC2: what's the bet it's vitamins ?
: Yeah I'm changing my guesses
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always restarting the generator.
TXC2: so these people are the morlocks ?
LRRbot: "Both" is an option.
Snowcookies: Dude's just experiencing the babysitting experience
CAKHost: Don't talk about Horsy Club
Serivus: Check behind the fence where the lady was
TXC2: 10 bear asses time!
spurius: I am sure that ha,burger is going to be great\
CAKHost: Mmm questionable hamburger...
Didero: Where's that guy who found that human corpse when you need him?
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Ratburger go!
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
chaostreader: The greatest chef. Not necessarily a good chef, just better than everyone else.
GreatWahooney: @ScrapyardGhostTrain I should rewatch Demolition Man
LRRbot: Make your own family.
: @chaostreader and of the underworld, not the human world.
Metric_Furlong: fine, I'll get the lego and duct tape
LordZarano: Map theme is lovely
CAKHost: OH NO
roastbeefsandwitch: Chat, help me out here. LRR did this game in the last 2 years, on one of the streams. There was a silent-hill like game, with cell shading. Teenage girl looks for her younger sister who has gone missing. Lots of wooden maniquins, old mining town. She collects train ticket pieces to get home. What is the name?
CAKHost: I just saw an ad for Minecraft crocks and they had blocks available for decoration. I'm sure that will hurt if you accidently stepped on them...
roastbeefsandwitch: @BrowneePoints thank you, I knew I was going insane! Odd game spelling
Metric_Furlong: Great, You Learned That
TehAmelie: oh hi a stream
BrowneePoints: It's currently unavailble cuz of Stadia Shutting down, but is being re-released later this year @roastbeefsandwitch
Metric_Furlong: TehAmelie Greeting. Yes, Live Today
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TXC2: and we're back
LordZarano: Cuddly toy?
Mazrae: A toy for defense
Didero: Then what's that thing in your display case there?
: maybe japanese-style model food
SnyperWoIf: "I'm Kebabu. Have you ever tried to pick up a girl at a hamburger shop?"
tomas_ap: you can talk to that guy
Mazrae: Roblox heads
: fun story: that's why baby food didn't sell well in Africa, 'cause they thought it was made OF babies, not FOR babies
Didero: That means the place is unguarded!
MrQBear: Are we gonna make another fight friend?
Didero: Ooh, free meet
SnyperWoIf: HuMon, gotta catch them all!
Dalrint: He can't live on the surface, he has a severe case of resident evil arm
Didero: I assume it's a peace treaty between humans and monsters?
sephsays: Who's it a pact with? Are there humans that are involved in this pact? Can't we just hand the kid to those humans?
incslayer: Paul, Morgan? when is Graham and Jer showing up?
: and tell your opponent your strategy
: part for the course in anime
TXC2: I thought the same thing
SnyperWoIf: 50% more punch per punch!
Didero: Pick up some meat?
ghyllnox: Oh hey look, meat
incslayer: but for me it was tuesday
BrowneePoints: For Roy....it was Tuesday
Wolfstrike_NL: We just fought? naha, I just beat up that other guy there that's in a pile
Dalrint: Well that's uh....
: morgan's not a guy
MrQBear: That's not suspect at all! Rad!
Mischievous_Catgeist: are you my mommy?
: I'm tired when I'm on the couch, but not when I go upstairs to bed
Didero: ate the tar, roll credits
niccus: does this house have a parenting aura that we're immune to
SnyperWoIf: She knows child psychology because ... reasons?
TXC2: MrQBear know thy enemy perhaps ?
ghyllnox: The dresser
Mischievous_Catgeist: she stood on the dresser
: moved the dresser easy
: @txc2 fair enough.
sephsays: By the sounds of it, monsters have very short attention spans.
Mischievous_Catgeist: they give birth to fully formed adult monsters
A_Dub888: Destination Unknown (Ruby, Ruby, Ruby Soho)
SnyperWoIf: @A_Dub888 XD
SnyperWoIf: "Creeper's Domain", so, reddit?
Snowcookies: How did these ppl get on the council? Self-election?
: 100 100 This has beeb a cute game so far! Thanks for the bonus stream, you two ^ v ^
tomas_ap: Reddit, twitter... you name it
A_Dub888: !finduqote creeper
A_Dub888: !findquote creeper
LRRbot: Quote #1919: "Oh look, I found a cloud of creepers, yeah" —Cori [2016-02-20]
MrQBear: Fight. Just fight em. Let's fight.
ghyllnox: Free time for the rest of your life
LordZarano: Consensual vore only
TXC2: Creeper knows Karate?
Didero: So what was the secondary ability of the crayons?
TXC2: Didero def up
Didero: @TXC2 Ah, thanks
TXC2: ah shit we're fighting Snorlax
Didero: Probably when he's guarding then?
: When the second health bar hits
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Didero: Golan finally pulling their weight
Dalrint: Oh no the labcoat that Paul had...
BrowneePoints: and LIE about Science?
TXC2: the one lab coat moving through time and space like the one electron
SnyperWoIf: Paul is Meg's mom?
sephsays: oh man. I should buy a labcoat. I'm, like, vaguely scientist adjacent, and it's been forever since I wore a labcoat.
Dalrint: I rarely get to be right so I'm enjoying this
tomas_ap: good job dalrint!
RockPusher: I had to buy a lab coat in uni for my 101 chem papers
CAKHost: That's James. He fishes all the time.
Didero: "I know nothing" That's EXACTLY what a guilty person would say!
RockPusher: came in handy for impromptu costumes
: A Hamburger? Think that needs some rice and seaweed
richard_ermen: 99,9% Human Burger.
richard_ermen: Isn't he describing basically a Sandwich?
TXC2: so less hamburger, more meat slider
Didero: Can't we ask Paul about the coat now instead of tomorrow?
ExtraWubs: do you know the break thing is on?
incslayer: now he can stop being a creeper and start being a chef instead
TXC2: "where are they now?"
MrQBear: It said it was the start of the story, it didn't really say it had to be the robot...
incslayer: as long as you dont acknowledge it kids are indestructible
Didero: Yeah, if you go all 'oh no are you hurt?!', THAT's when they start crying
drrek0: Well when a kid falls you aren't supposed to overreact or they'll cry
undecided44: Give a creeper a burger and he'll eat for a day... inspire him to a culinary career and he'll eventually suffer burnout as a line cook and regret his life choices.
Metric_Furlong: sometimes called 'black widow'
BrowneePoints: I haven't played Old Maid in a LONG time
TXC2: idea for an AFK: weird old playing card games
TheNerdWonder: It’s basically Go Fish with an extra card
Didero: Simply invent a game
Metric_Furlong: TXC2 windmill slam Oh Hell/Up and Down The River
incslayer: no its clearly yu-gi-ohj
circusofkirkus: lets go Yu Gi Oh
MrQBear: And then he invented- oh my God
TXC2: Fizbin time!
incslayer: Roy is secretly Wheeler
CururuGuasu: Get Wheeler on this
incslayer: does she actually stand or just float?
tomas_ap: he floats
TheNerdWonder: House of cards?
circusofkirkus: wait our deck of cards
circusofkirkus: come back
TheMerricat: how old is meg again?
TXC2: TheMerricat 5 ?
tomas_ap: Meg is 5, canonically iirc
BrowneePoints: oh god ew Meg is the worst age
goombalax: *finds flowie from undertale*
Didero: Seems he levelled up his memory too
cfpreston: Its the asbestos field
undecided44: Looks like the end of MGS3
richard_ermen: @undecided44 "You see Meg, when the Cold war still happened, I, Monster, was sent to Space..."
TXC2: so people get high out here?
Mischievous_Catgeist: then you need a spruce tree
: the flower is a phoenix down
BrowneePoints: Okay but real talk
richard_ermen: D'awwww....my heart.
richard_ermen: This is sooo sweet.
tomas_ap: the japanese bara fandom has already done fanart of both Roy and Gustav..
undecided44: @richard_ermen we monsters exist only to complete our mission...
: BrowneePoints and richard_ermen demonstratng there are two sorts of people in the world
BrowneePoints: Something can be sweet but also have a Hunky Monster @Metric_Furlong
richard_ermen: @undecided44 pulls out his walkie-talkie "begin the bombardment" puts it away. Let's make this the best five minutes of our lives, Meg!
GhostValv: a Chekhov brand ladder
Mischievous_Catgeist: pile of junk with a 10 foot ladder should save the day
richard_ermen: First book: Quantum Physics.
richard_ermen: Second Books: The Second World War in Pictures.
: she added the flower to the doodle aww
tomas_ap: i think they just went scavenging offscreen
TXC2: we need a lock on our door
Anubis169: and encounters a gengar
SnyperWoIf: Celeste / Gengar slash fiction
TophTheHermit: How many times must we teach you this lesson old man?
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TXC2: hello Mistborn83 welcome
TXC2: "this isn't tea! this hot leaf juice!"
keroan0: How many times do I need to teach you this lesson old man!
Didero: Hey, get out of our scrapyard!
LordZarano: Hey, they're doing this on our land!
tomas_ap: it was actually a human corpse early in production
CAKHost: Wait has this always been a training ground? I don't think deeds really work in this world...
SnyperWoIf: Drunken stance, only, sleep stance?
Mischievous_Catgeist: we 1 hit ko them
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TXC2: off-screen power to the max!
SnyperWoIf: Morgan is a mid-boss?
tomas_ap: it's like a purring cat, maybe that's why
Didero: Free goop!
Mischievous_Catgeist: i just noticed the ufo in the sludge
incslayer: maybe it is literally just marmite
SnyperWoIf: magictar -> magicatr -> magicarp?
MrQBear: Maybe it's got a cool design on it
Didero: If he sent Hannah back up, why is her labcoat still here?
BlueChloroplast: We only know magic tar
undecided44: 'take' and 'send' are not the same, Roy
MatthewDennisMTG: Hello Gamers
TXC2: hello MatthewDennisMTG welcome
BrowneePoints: Did you make a kid a NUKE
BrowneePoints: Cuz I know at least one Pokemon Fangame that did that
: Thank you, I'm glad to be here. Just tested positive for covid for the first time since The Beginning bummed about having it and also about my winning streak
TheNerdWonder: This is Link’s Awakening all over again, isn’t it…
: MatthewDennisMTG sorry to hear that, hope you get well soon
: ty again, I think some LRR streams will help
MrQBear: Oh no. It's going to get sad soon isn't it
BusTed: Gamers have certain needs, you see.
Snowcookies: sidequests are for worldbuilding
: what snowcookies said
: "I want to see numbers go up!" So Paul runs LRR you say?
MatthewDennisMTG: ty paul and heather, I'll be sure not to sleep outside
Strebenherz: Best wishes MatthewDenis, prayers and lvoe for you
goombalax: I got covid for the first time on new years eve. almost made it past 2022
MatthewDennisMTG: @goombalax hoooold! hoooold!
Didero: Monsters being mutated humans would explain why Meg and Roy can understand eachother
TXC2: astronaut vs astronomer
niccus: do monsters keep track of days
sephsays: We have been told there are monster grandmothers, which implies the existence of monster mothers
undecided44: So now we're quoting MIB? Is Roy about to retire?
SnyperWoIf: "Are you a trash person?" - Paul
BusTed: hey wait
circusofkirkus: wait James has been digging that
TXC2: so it's a mine shaft?
MrQBear: No wonder his hp is so high. He's the toxic avenger!
BlueChloroplast: Fall doen
BlueChloroplast: The sewers
Didero: Why would they have chutes down instead of just flinging stuff into the hole from the top?
SnyperWoIf: suspicious button
TXC2: and that rope is there...why?
MrQBear: @didero in case you accidentally fall down while disposing? Or to grab 'research materials '
Didero: Yeah but we are going up with her
MatthewDennisMTG: this robot just has the munchies
SnyperWoIf: @MatthewDennisMTG Is that robot very high?
MatthewDennisMTG: it seems like it
circusofkirkus: get to tha choppa
MatthewDennisMTG: Judge Dredd??
TXC2: "By all means, new test subjects"
MrQBear: I love that he understands it's suspiciously easy
Didero: Load up on sludge
SnyperWoIf: Do you like lamp? Or do you just see lamp?
Mischievous_Catgeist: dont forget to pack a magic lunch
Didero: You can go to town though, it seems
MrQBear: Ooh the flower is on the dresser can we grab it for more sadness?
laundreydhull: lies! deception!
MAPBoardgames: A scratch? Your arm's off!
MatthewDennisMTG: I don't think it's just a scratch
accountmadeforants: The power of GUN
MatthewDennisMTG: X - doubt
TXC2: CALLED IT !
undecided44: That was the plan?
Didero: Golan still with their dumb grin
tomas_ap: his mouth goes up to his ears, he just looks like that :')
emberBecky: a tweest
tomas_ap: "down the tubes" nice one
accountmadeforants: Giant enemy crab + big guy for you. The ultimate combo.
MrQBear: Time to go all out just this once
laundreydhull: Avatar? He looks like Sully from Monsters, Inc.
Didero: How many uses of Magic Tar remaining? You were covering that part?
MAPBoardgames: Grenade casts Fira
MrQBear: Ohh. I get it. This is umbrella! Roy's a BoW!
Timagio: Maybe just lose the facecam entirely?
niccus: ah, that's the ph balance i've heard about
HIYgamer: Why on earth would you tell that to him?
richard_ermen: No, Humans EviL!
MAPBoardgames: "Dispose of her!" "I've got a gun in the other room" "NO! It must be sharks with lasers!"
TXC2: thanks for streaming Paul and Heather
HIYgamer: I would love to see more of this
Snowcookies: it's a good game
: This game could've been a movie!
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news!) at Fri 02:00 PM PST (53m from now).
TheMerricat: The walkthrough I looked at suggests that you aren't more than a couple of hours away from the end.
Riandisa: Thanks for the stream!
tomas_ap: I was a dev on this game, your playthrough was fun to watch! Thanks for playing it.
gsyhiap: "Ah, let her go, no one will believe her" is how you get defeated in a revenge arc in 20 years time...
Didero: HowLongToBeat says about 4 hours total, so that should be about one more stream?
tomas_ap: (It's more like 6)
MAPBoardgames: HLTB tends to under-estimate
Didero: @tomas_ap Yeah, HLTB is always a bit low, especially for streaming, but it's a good benchmark
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Snowcookies: thanks for the stream
BlueChloroplast: Game is cool
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news!) at Fri 02:00 PM PST (52m from now).
tomas_ap: I beat it in about 4 hours during testing, I suppose
accountmadeforants: To get the real playtime from HowLongToBeat, first double it, then divide it by 3, then quadruple it, then roll a dice, then roll another dice, add the two numbers together, roll another dice and divide the number of hours-
TXC2: and remember: daylight savings happens for Canada and the US on Sunday, but not the UK/ Europe
GhostValv: slot fell into the hole
Snowcookies: Paul and Heather are monsters, got it
Didero: Yeah, all LRR streams will be an hour early for EU folk for the next two weeks, which'll be confusing
TheMerricat: So what I'm hearing is Paul and Heather are the hairbringers of Doom.....
TXC2: oooh maps!
undecided44: If you touch a timeslot, it's parent will abandon it because it will smell like you.
MAPBoardgames: Starts Mar 12
Didero: Canadian DST won't start for two weeks, I think
TXC2: the Callander has taken the change into account
TXC2: you can remember DLS as: Spring forward, fall back
LordZarano: NA changes second Sunday of the month, Europe changes last Sunday of the month
Didero: Thanks for the stream!
: Thanks for the stream!
: LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news!) at Fri 02:00 PM PST (48m from now).
Didero: Game sounds!
Didero: Nintendo sounds!
Didero: No sounds!
TXC2: Goodnight everybody
DoodlestheGreat: See you folks at the top of the hour.