Bonus || Meg's Monster

 beowuuf: title change!
 Earthenone: !findquote monster
  LRRbot: Quote #87: "To be fair, he is a literal monster. I'm just an *sshole." —Graham [2015-04-01]
 beowuuf: 
 beowuuf: apropos of the word asshole, i love shaw in picard
  TXC2: Hello Everybody
 beowuuf: 
CAKHost: Hello everyone!
Creideiki_SE: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Heather and Paul are jamming some Meg's Monster on today's Bonus Stream. Game: Meg's Monster) at Fri 10:00 AM PST (2s from now).
 Didero: Hi TXC2!
 TheMerricat: So close yet so far away
 beowuuf: so close
Creideiki_SE: Well, at least that motivated me to look at my NTP setup, and notice that it's hard-coded to a server that doesn't exist anymore.
 TheMerricat: lol
 GapFiller: genuinely wdve missed the start of this w/o the remainder from James
 Earthenone: !quote james
  LRRbot: Quote #8178: "I will handle the egg." —James [2022-08-20]
  TXC2: and handle it he did
 Metric_Furlong: !advice
  LRRbot: Roses go in the mouth.
 Metric_Furlong: !findquote mouth
  LRRbot: Quote #1449: "This seems reasonable to me, but I don't know because it's coming out of my own mouth." —Graham [2016-01-04]
 GapFiller: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Stuck? Press X to eject, then do a double jump to continue climbing.
  TXC2: CONTACT
 Earthenone: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 beowuuf:    
 GapFiller:    WE ARE CLIVE!
 Metric_Furlong:   
 accountmadeforants:  
 Metric_Furlong: [soft piano music intensifies]
 TheMerricat: This is some heavy Final Fantasy sounding music ATm.
nyperold: Clive Barker?
 Didero: @Metric_Furlong It shouldn't 
  TXC2: intensifying soft piano is just jazz 
 TheMerricat: "What did Dumbledore say calmly? "Did you put your name in the fire, Harry?" asked dumbledore calmly, quickly reaching for the boy's shoulders and shaking him."
 Metric_Furlong: Didero well, it has to get to full painoforte somehow 
CAKHost: This music is making me think of Spirited Away.
 TheMerricat: Dang nabit, clipboard failure.
 Didero: On the plus side, we all learned something
 GreatWahooney: hello chat!
  TXC2: hello GreatWahooney  welcome
 Metric_Furlong: hello GreatWahooney
 Metric_Furlong: @Didero I didn't, but I did move ever forward
 Metric_Furlong: in accordance with the motto
ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: teeth
 GapFiller: !holes
  LRRbot: Luckily, this is Hole In One.... Or Two!
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Ready for some feels? Heather and Paul are playing Meg's Monster! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fq4Ioo8akAAEjRa.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1634254336695095301
  TXC2: oh no feels!
 jessicaengle: !findquote holes
  LRRbot: Quote #2003: "Nothing is stopping me! I can phase through! Oh, no I can't. It's just a down hole, never mind." —Ian [2016-03-01]
 Didero: Feels? Oh no
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 Travilogue: What a nice Bonus Stream to resub on!
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 Wolfstrike_NL: Another Paul and Heather bonus stream?  Let's go!
 beowuuf: nice
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  TXC2: Travilogue  nice
  TXC2: going left down
 Earthenone: gotta love the PH balance
kusinohki: Meow!
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 TheMerricat: so if Heather and Paul are the PH balance, does that make Beej basic on Chillpoint?
 TheMerricat: Or acidic?
  TXC2: fun story: I've learned that no one knows what "PH" actually stands for 
kusinohki: I think beej is more like a catalyst
 Earthenone: Paul Heather
 Mischievous_Catgeist: just in time ! hiya everyone
  TXC2: Beej is the salt, remember your highschool chem chat 
 GreatWahooney: @TXC2 making it a PHony acronym
  TXC2: GreatWahooney  exactly
  TXC2: hello Mischievous_Catgeist  welcome
 GapFiller: VOID INTRO!
 beowuuf: go time!
  TXC2: Here we GO!
 beowuuf: no music 
  Juliamon: That sure happened
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 beowuuf: but hear you ok!
  TXC2: Hello Paul and Heather
 accountmadeforants: 
 Didero: Hi Heather and Paul!
 jessicaengle: 
LidofLoathing: if you stare too long at the abyss, the abyss plays a stream intro
 Didero: That is a weird question
 Metric_Furlong: I think that would make it worse, tbh
 beowuuf: this isn't chillpoint, are you allowed to have instant distractions from paul's intro? 
 Korolan: My partner makes a Chickpea Noodle Soup with Tumeric?
Bruceski: It's already flavored. Water and grit.
  TXC2: flavoured rain = acid rain 
kusinohki: cloudy with a chance of meatballs??
 Didero: I generally don't taste the rain, so any flavour it has is irrelevant
 Korolan: But it’s great 
 Metric_Furlong: if you got wet you'd also end-up smelling of whatever the flavour was
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 DeM0nFiRe: Also if it rains on your way to work you would spend the rest of the day with soup in your hair
kusinohki: is Meg's monster Matt or Maple??
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 Ravynn: 9 Yeaaaaaarssss
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  TXC2: Meg's singular possessive monster
  TXC2: "if she cries the world ends" so this is Sonic 04? 
 beowuuf: 
 Metric_Furlong: so, this is the story of girl, who cries a river and drowns the whole world? 
 jacqui_lantern234: QUICK!!! everyone remind Paul and Heather that theyre loved beyond measure!!!! 
 GreatWahooney: the world as in objective reality, or the monster's "world"?
 compuNIC: @TXC2 '06?
undecided44: Thank you lrr, may I have another?
  TXC2: hello jacqui_lantern234  welcome
kusinohki: I tried to photograph that girl.  she looked so sad
  TXC2: compuNIC  yes
 jessieimproved: @Metric_Furlong thanks I'll just take that and carry it for the rest of the day
Snowcookies: the system works!
 zimmercj: New episode of Heather and Paul let’s play. 
 Mischievous_Catgeist: chill point new game plus
CAKHost: Oh no my homework! *grabs toast*
 Wicker_Guide: I'd guess simlish
  Sarah_Serinde: Don't worry, no homework this week 
 goombalax: uh oh is this game going to have FeelingsTM?
 zimmercj: Don’t feel bad about homework, I’m watching at work.
 Didero: This could also be the start of a Pokemon game though
  TXC2: goombalax  apparently so
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nyperold: Maybe her tears are tears in reality.
 Metric_Furlong: the old metaphor vs. symbolism divide
 beowuuf: 
 Wicker_Guide: It's the Primal Bahamut
 electric_claire: Of course the classic, Papa y'& Yo
 goombalax: its a laser shot from millions of lightyears away coming to obliterate the planet
 electric_claire: *Papa & Yo
 betweenmyself: She’s in love with the star! 
kusinohki: watch it really be a radio antennae or something...
 Didero: Wait, she's not a child now?
  TXC2: wouldn't a red star have to be REAL close to be the brightest star? 
 accountmadeforants: Are *we* Meg, or are we Meg's Monster? Or is Meg the Real Monster?
Creideiki_SE: Doesn't have to be a red dwarf. Could be a supergiant.
 Didero: new star who dis
 Serivus: Calamity?
  TXC2: mom worked at Black Mesa 
 zimmercj: Isn’t this how Danny Phantom started? With a very strange machine?
 Metric_Furlong: or we're just playing old Vampire the Masquerade and we're looking at Wormwood 
 Didero: capital-W Waste?
 SymphonicLolita: cool supernova bro
 jacqui_lantern234: "Trash Star" was my nickname in High School 
  TXC2: 20 years ago, in the 1980's....
Snowcookies: so she's more than 20 years old now?
 compuNIC: it taps for generic mana?
 MrQBear: @jacqui_lantern234 part of the raccoon crew?
 jacqui_lantern234: is it a WASTE OF SPACE?! 
 goombalax: they paid the power company way in advance
 Didero: "D'you have any games on your tranceiver?"
kusinohki: 
  TXC2: Didero  just Doom
 goombalax: Neon Genesis Howdy
 DeChunkandFriends: Oh, it's Undertale
 Didero: @TXC2 But we already have doom outside 
 jacqui_lantern234: @goombalax more like Neon Genesis Meowdy :3
 Didero: So the monsters have a popsicle industry
 SymphonicLolita: *gasp* a child
 goombalax: lmao (lmeow?)
sephsays: Monster's Meg.
  TXC2: "are you my mummy?"
 CaptainSpam: Bruh.  It's a human, bruh.
Snowcookies: ew
 Mischievous_Catgeist: and now we cry
 Wicker_Guide: Press F to split the child
Astrovore subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 7 months, currently on a 7 month streak!
 Astrovore: The real monster was man all along?
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 jacqui_lantern234: sharing is caring
 goombalax: this guy's in the middle of carcinization
  Juliamon: Definitely licorice
sephsays: What if the tar was chicken broth flavoured?
kusinohki: what does magic taste like?
 Didero: I also hate children crying
 BusTed: 
  TXC2: by half and half, do they mean down the middle, or top and bottom? 'cause her head is at least 50% of her mass
 MrQBear: Wait is this just monsters Inc the rpg?
 Wicker_Guide: Undertale: Monster's Inc edition
 SymphonicLolita:  
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 incslayer: Bonus Monsters!
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 Wicker_Guide: @TXC2 I presume left/right
 Mischievous_Catgeist: its marmite
 accountmadeforants: Was Undertale itself not already EarthBound: Monster's Inc edition?
  TXC2: fight time!
 Mischievous_Catgeist: or vegimite
nyperold: As long as he eats it, he can fly. Or something.
CAKHost: Pokemon/Earthbound-ish?
 LordZarano: Is he Scandinavian, eating tar sweets?
kusinohki: it's over 9000!
kusinohki: it's over 90,000!!
 SymphonicLolita: too op pls nerf
  TXC2: OHKO!
 BusTed: 
CAKHost: He said a bad word!
  Juliamon: A magic jar
nyperold: She's like a cat. It's her arm now.
 incslayer: does that mean we get 4d vision?
  TXC2: triocluar vision
kusinohki: bigger field of view??
 goombalax: the eye only sees crab-related objects
adept_nekomancer: "be inside in just a moment, I need to go do some exposition"
 incslayer: ominous doctor man
 Metric_Furlong: ah, the human criticality project
 beowuuf: 
Snowcookies: Wanting to kill a child? gasp
 Serivus: remember that Twilight Zone with the kid that controlled everything with his mind?  Yeah... no reason that came up
  TXC2: "hey listen!"
 Didero: And here we learn the important skill that is: Ignoring children 
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Blade_Tiger: "Hey Roy do you have games on your phone?"
kusinohki: magic tar - totally not drugs
Snowcookies: this game is actually shrek confirmed
 Mazrae: In the morning is galan going to make waffles?
 Dalrint: Meg...the HARBINGER?!
  TXC2: "what's a harbinger?"
 Mischievous_Catgeist: Bluey
 Didero: Or just sedatives
 accountmadeforants: Just give her an iPad and access to the credit card
 GreatWahooney: Another World? had great music
 goombalax: can we eat now!!!
kusinohki: starts humming "I'm sorry that the warp gate sucked away our only son"
Lysander_salamander: Hello everyone!
  TXC2: hello Lysander_salamander  welcome
nyperold: Now I'm thinking of Breath of the Wild, where the people think your magical photograph is a drawing.
 Mischievous_Catgeist: we are raising her to be bigger for more meat
 Didero: Just make her cry now
 SymphonicLolita: 'eyyyy you can't fight me I'm just a little birthday boyyy'
 Dalrint: Doesn't like the tar, doesn't fight...that green fellow is wasted space!
 goombalax: I bet roy is so swole because of the tar and nobody else is because they all hate it
  TXC2: JASON!
adept_nekomancer: This is just an HP bar with extra steps
Snowcookies: block?
 LurkerSpine: give her magic tar?
 goombalax: maybe the other character will be a healer/jester for the kid
Snowcookies: oh no
  TXC2: deep
Snowcookies: !clip
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 Mischievous_Catgeist: hugs heal?
  TXC2: stress heals like the jester from darkest dungeon
Doonis13 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 29 months!
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 Mazrae: Monster tale?
 Didero: Disguise her as a monster?
 goombalax: its pure steroids
  Juliamon: kids *do* love slime
 Serivus: so wait, Sully and Mike Wazowski?
 Serivus: Meg is Boo?
 LordZarano: Oh, high in Waste...
 Dalrint: I just realized the big guy has a resident evil G-virus arm
 ExachixKitsune: @Serivus I just got that Boos name in Monster's Inc is Boo because Boo is a noise you make when you scare someone
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 goombalax: just cutting out the middle man and getting directly to the tar
  TXC2: "this secret meeting is called to order"
adept_nekomancer: No, the table could be a 5th.
 SymphonicLolita: you could say there's an elite 4.....
  Juliamon: You don't sound like Gustav
 Serivus: @Serivus she does pop out and say "Boo!" multiple times...
 ExachixKitsune: @TXC2 Look, just decide on the pizza toppings and we can get there
 Dalrint: The second friday after the first full moon of the month
 Dalrint: Like easter
 BusTed: 🤔
Snowcookies: Paul? You're in this game?
 SymphonicLolita: j'accuse!
 goombalax: you're off the hook this time Paul
 CaptainSpam: cH Paul wouldn't violate the neutrality pact!  Not intentionally, at least, and certainly not with malice!
 Mazrae: Is Paul the evil doctor?
chaostreader: Wait, is this Paul as the evil bad guy from the old Lrr sketches.
Snowcookies: possibly
 incslayer: this meeting could have been an email
 BusTed: good standup
 Travilogue: Gustav probably has s crush on Paul and that is why they are always "investigating"
 Serivus: I think the baby harness would chafe the eye...
tomas_ap: She's 5, possibly a bit too old for a harness..
  TXC2: "an invisible mouse, freaky ghost mouse"
 betweenmyself: They’re fans of MouseBusters…  “Who ya gonna call?”
tomas_ap: The poster is literally based on a game called Mousebusters that the same dev did lol
 Dalrint: The short horned guy may not have been paying attention...
  TXC2: "you just keep on being you"
 goombalax: poor Gustav. the only one contributing to group projects. I've been Gustav.
nyperold: Maybe the random guy watches LRR.
 MrQBear: Aww. No huddle?
 BusTed: 
 Didero: This is 20 years ago though
TheAinMAP: 
nyperold: Not to be confused with Territorial Rotbart.
 CaptainSpam: He pulled out a knife?  For stabbin'?
  TXC2: "he's got a knife!"
 goombalax: this game is adorable
 compuNIC: stick it to em!
CAKHost: Yay non-expired food!
 GreatWahooney: heh, _dig_ it
tomas_ap: the territorial punk was called some long italian name in the original draft but it was changed
 MrQBear: This is amazing.
Snowcookies: lol
 GreatWahooney: wait, so I can acquire land by beating up the current owner?
  TXC2: GreatWahooney  Worked for the British empire 
 goombalax: attack and dethrone landlords!
  Juliamon: GreatWahooney That is what colonialism is, yes
 wordnerdify: I feel seen
 Didero: I feel like there should be more than one single thing in that giant pile of stuff
 Didero: Reverse burglary
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: @Juliamon It's also what Israel did to Palestine, but for some reason everybody ignores that one.
  Juliamon: ScrapyardGhostTrain Yes, because it's an ongoing situation that we don't want to get into here.
Snowcookies: lol
 MrQBear: Oh I love Gustav.
 Wolfstrike_NL: Sings *evil demon lord*  * fetching the ball*
Snowcookies: Gustav seems to like helping
  TXC2: yes game yes
 Didero: So this is an educational game
 niccus: what's a car
 goombalax: I bet Gustav is actually Paul
adept_nekomancer: It's kind of adorable how the monsters all care about the kid even though they also distrust them.
  Sarah_Serinde: I think we found Paul
 Raincoast_Bear: Monster Trucks, d'uh.
 Didero: @Sarah_Serinde Ooh, yeah, good call
Kelderan: @Raincoast_Bear A+. No notes
 Mazrae: Is Gustav the mom?
Snowcookies: weirdo 
 Mischievous_Catgeist: yeah two eyes look normal and the one on the top looks fake
TheAinMAP: 
  TXC2: maybe they're once per battle ?
 Didero: Yeah, he did
 Travilogue: It's Food!!
 NightValien28: meat is back in the menu BOYS
 Didero: Pretty shitty garbage dump
adept_nekomancer: "Dude, you can't keep throwing bodies in the garbage hole"
 incslayer: dont take your racoons to the recycle center
 Mischievous_Catgeist: how about a blind fold
  TXC2: some blinders
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 goombalax: I'm gonna start calling batteries 'Power stones'
 Didero: Is Paul the guy on the dude's watch?
  TXC2: I've had a post-apoc story idea for years where batteries are called power stones 
CAKHost: The child is now gone
  TXC2: Didero  probably
 Mazrae: Meg.....
  TXC2: so a moth? 
 Wolfstrike_NL: Mom's forgotten, Roy new best buddy
 Didero: Because they made a battle system and dammit they're gonna use it
 Dalrint: Wait I walk away for five minutes and now we're fighting gustav?!
 incslayer: we are having a duel
 LordZarano: The Castlevania reference
 Didero: @Dalrint He challenged us to a duel
Arcan0r: It's not really a duel if he's attacking Meg tho
 Didero: @Arcan0r He's not attacking Meg, Meg's just getting sad because Roy is getting hurt
 Mazrae: It's in Victoria
  Sarah_Serinde: I think Gustav is Paul but Paul isn't necessarily the mysterious glasses guy
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 BrowneePoints: Holy cow has it only been 4 years?
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tomas_ap: lovin' the gustav theories
 Mischievous_Catgeist: in the monster world no one can climb the corporate ladder
 Travilogue: I really like that it visually indicates the dialogue options you've already done
 Dalrint: Chekov's Ladder. If you show a ladder in act 1, in act 3, it must be climbed.
  TXC2: so it's like the city council and the sewer drains? 
 AParliamentOfOwls: It's in Jerusalem on the Church of the Holy Sepulchre - https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/immovable-ladder-church-holy-sepulchre
 QuixoticScrivener: I feel like that's one of those traditions that is ruined by a rebellious teen, when they move the ladder anyway.
 BrowneePoints: as part of the Status Quo
 LordZarano: "made of Lebanon cedar wood, was in place by 1728 and has remained there ever since the 1757 status quo was established"
 GreatWahooney: solar panel on the roof, too! nice!
CAKHost: Angry Bot!
  TXC2: the defence robot would be made out of the NES-box
tomas_ap: oh dear
 YTfriendofsquirrel: based
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 BrowneePoints: That's Beck
 BrowneePoints: that's just Beck
 gibbousm: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:20:48.
 BrowneePoints: Your world ended though
 niccus: he really did make an underground moonbase
CAKHost: Should that be "habitable"?
 Dalrint: Symptoms?
  TXC2: what's the bet it's vitamins ?
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I'm changing my guesses 
  TXC2: !secret
  LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always restarting the generator.
  TXC2: so these people are the morlocks ?
 Cavemanhar: !badadvice
  LRRbot: "Both" is an option.
 BusTed: aww
Snowcookies: Dude's just experiencing the babysitting experience
CAKHost: Don't talk about Horsy Club
 Serivus: Check behind the fence where the lady was
  TXC2: 10 bear asses time!
 spurius: I am sure that ha,burger is going to be great\
CAKHost: Mmm questionable hamburger...
 Didero: Where's that guy who found that human corpse when you need him?
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: Ratburger go!
  TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
chaostreader: The greatest chef. Not necessarily a good chef, just better than everyone else.
 GreatWahooney: @ScrapyardGhostTrain I should rewatch Demolition Man
 Metric_Furlong: !advice
  LRRbot: Make your own family.
 MrQBear: @chaostreader and of the underworld, not the human world. 
 Metric_Furlong: fine, I'll get the lego and duct tape
 LordZarano: Map theme is lovely
CAKHost: OH NO
roastbeefsandwitch: Chat, help me out here. LRR did  this game in the last 2 years, on one of the streams. There was a silent-hill like game, with cell shading. Teenage girl looks for her younger sister who has gone missing. Lots of wooden maniquins, old mining town. She collects train ticket pieces to get home. What is the name?
 BrowneePoints: GYLT
CAKHost: I just saw an ad for Minecraft crocks and they had blocks available for decoration. I'm sure that will hurt if you accidently stepped on them...
roastbeefsandwitch: @BrowneePoints thank you, I knew I was going insane! Odd game spelling
 Metric_Furlong: Great, You Learned That
 TehAmelie: oh hi a stream
 BrowneePoints: It's currently unavailble cuz of Stadia Shutting down, but is being re-released later this year @roastbeefsandwitch
 Metric_Furlong: TehAmelie Greeting. Yes, Live Today
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 TehAmelie: hello!
 Mazrae: Spoilers
  TXC2: and we're back
 LordZarano: Cuddly toy?
 Mazrae: A toy for defense
 Didero: Then what's that thing in your display case there?
tomas_ap: maybe japanese-style model food 
SnyperWoIf: "I'm Kebabu.  Have you ever tried to pick up a girl at a hamburger shop?"
tomas_ap: you can talk to that guy
 Mazrae: Roblox heads
  TXC2: fun story: that's why baby food didn't sell well in Africa, 'cause they thought it was made OF babies, not FOR babies 
 Didero: That means the place is unguarded!
 MrQBear: Are we gonna make another fight friend?
 Didero: Ooh, free meet
 Didero: *meat
SnyperWoIf: HuMon, gotta catch them all!
 Dalrint: He can't live on the surface, he has a severe case of resident evil arm
 Didero: I assume it's a peace treaty between humans and monsters?
sephsays: Who's it a pact with? Are there humans that are involved in this pact? Can't we just hand the kid to those humans?
 incslayer: Paul, Morgan? when is Graham and Jer showing up?
 circusofkirkus: and tell your opponent your strategy 
tomas_ap: part for the course in anime 
  TXC2: I thought the same thing
SnyperWoIf: 50% more punch per punch!
 Didero: Pick up some meat?
 ghyllnox: Oh hey look, meat
 incslayer: but for me it was tuesday
 BrowneePoints: For Roy....it was Tuesday
 Wolfstrike_NL: We just fought? naha, I just beat up that other guy there that's in a pile
 Dalrint: Well that's uh....
tomas_ap: morgan's not a guy 
 MrQBear: That's not suspect at all! Rad!
 Mischievous_Catgeist: are you my mommy?
  TXC2: I'm tired when I'm on the couch, but not when I go upstairs to bed 
 Didero: ate the tar, roll credits
 niccus: does this house have a parenting aura that we're immune to
SnyperWoIf: She knows child psychology because ... reasons?
  TXC2: MrQBear  know thy enemy perhaps ?
 ghyllnox: The dresser
 Mischievous_Catgeist: she stood on the dresser
SnyperWoIf: parkour?
 GhostValv: moved the dresser easy 
 MrQBear: @txc2 fair enough. 
sephsays: By the sounds of it, monsters have very short attention spans.
 Mischievous_Catgeist: they give birth to fully formed adult monsters
 A_Dub888: Destination Unknown (Ruby, Ruby, Ruby Soho)
SnyperWoIf: @A_Dub888 XD
SnyperWoIf: "Creeper's Domain", so, reddit?
Snowcookies: How did these ppl get on the council? Self-election?
 Ryxiene: 100 100 This has beeb a cute game so far! Thanks for the bonus stream, you two ^ v ^
tomas_ap: Reddit, twitter... you name it
 A_Dub888: !finduqote creeper
 A_Dub888: !findquote creeper
  LRRbot: Quote #1919: "Oh look, I found a cloud of creepers, yeah" —Cori [2016-02-20]
 MrQBear: Fight. Just fight em. Let's fight.
 ghyllnox: Free time for the rest of your life
 LordZarano: Consensual vore only
  TXC2: Creeper knows Karate?
 Didero: So what was the secondary ability of the crayons?
  TXC2: Didero  def up
 Didero: @TXC2 Ah, thanks
  TXC2: ah shit we're fighting Snorlax
 Didero: Probably when he's guarding then?
 RockPusher: When the second health bar hits 
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 Didero: Golan finally pulling their weight
 RockPusher: 
 Dalrint: Oh no the labcoat that Paul had...
 BrowneePoints: What?
 BrowneePoints: and LIE about Science?
  TXC2: the one lab coat moving through time and space like the one electron
 BrowneePoints: Unpossible!
SnyperWoIf: Paul is Meg's mom?
sephsays: oh man. I should buy a labcoat. I'm, like, vaguely scientist adjacent, and it's been forever since I wore a labcoat.
 Dalrint: I rarely get to be right so I'm enjoying this
 A_Dub888: !sus
tomas_ap: good job dalrint!
 RockPusher: I had to buy a lab coat in uni for my 101 chem papers
CAKHost: That's James. He fishes all the time.
 Didero: "I know nothing" That's EXACTLY what a guilty person would say!
 RockPusher: came in handy for impromptu costumes
 RockPusher: A Hamburger? Think that needs some rice and seaweed 
 richard_ermen: 99,9% Human Burger.
 richard_ermen: Isn't he describing basically a Sandwich?
  TXC2: so less hamburger, more meat slider
 LordZarano: Canniburger
 Didero: Can't we ask Paul about the coat now instead of tomorrow?
tomas_ap: handburger
 ExtraWubs: do you know the break thing is on?
 incslayer: now he can stop being a creeper and start being a chef instead
 richard_ermen: lol
  TXC2: "where are they now?"
 MrQBear: It said it was the start of the story, it didn't really say it had to be the robot...
 incslayer: as long as you dont acknowledge it kids are indestructible
 Didero: Yeah, if you go all 'oh no are you hurt?!', THAT's when they start crying
 drrek0: Well when a kid falls you aren't supposed to overreact or they'll cry
undecided44: Give a creeper a burger and he'll eat for a day... inspire him to a culinary career and he'll eventually suffer burnout as a line cook and regret his life choices.
 Metric_Furlong: sometimes called 'black widow'
 BrowneePoints: I haven't played Old Maid in a LONG time
  TXC2: idea for an AFK: weird old playing card games
 TheNerdWonder: It’s basically Go Fish with an extra card
 Didero: Simply invent a game
 Metric_Furlong: TXC2 windmill slam Oh Hell/Up and Down The River
 incslayer: no its clearly yu-gi-ohj
 circusofkirkus: lets go Yu Gi Oh
 MrQBear: And then he invented- oh my God
  TXC2: Fizbin time!
 circusofkirkus: 
 incslayer: Roy is secretly Wheeler
 CururuGuasu: Get Wheeler on this
 incslayer: does she actually stand or just float?
tomas_ap: he floats
 TheNerdWonder: House of cards?
 circusofkirkus: wait our deck of cards
 circusofkirkus: come back
 Ryxiene: 
 TheMerricat: how old is meg again?
  TXC2: TheMerricat  5 ?
tomas_ap: Meg is 5, canonically iirc
 BrowneePoints: oh god ew Meg is the worst age
 goombalax: *finds flowie from undertale*
 Didero: Seems he levelled up his memory too
cfpreston: Its the asbestos field
undecided44: Looks like the end of MGS3
 A_Dub888: 
 richard_ermen: @undecided44 "You see Meg, when the Cold war still happened, I, Monster, was sent to Space..."
  TXC2: so people get high out here?
 Mischievous_Catgeist: then you need a spruce tree
TheAinMAP:  
  TXC2: the flower is a phoenix down 
 BrowneePoints: Okay but real talk
 richard_ermen: D'awwww....my heart.
 richard_ermen: This is sooo sweet.
tomas_ap: the japanese bara fandom has already done fanart of both Roy and Gustav..
 BlueChloroplast: 
undecided44: @richard_ermen we monsters exist only to complete our mission...
 richard_ermen: loool
 Metric_Furlong: BrowneePoints and richard_ermen demonstratng there are two sorts of people in the world 
 BrowneePoints: Something can be sweet but also have a Hunky Monster @Metric_Furlong
 richard_ermen: @undecided44 pulls out his walkie-talkie "begin the bombardment" puts it away. Let's make this the best five minutes of our lives, Meg!
 Mischievous_Catgeist: yup
 GhostValv: a Chekhov brand ladder
 Mischievous_Catgeist: pile of junk with a 10 foot ladder should save the day
 richard_ermen: First book: Quantum Physics.
 richard_ermen: Second Books: The Second World War in Pictures.
 Mischievous_Catgeist: she added the flower to the doodle aww 
tomas_ap: i think they just went scavenging offscreen
SnyperWoIf: Celeste?
   Anubis169: 👀
  TXC2: we need a lock on our door
   Anubis169: and encounters a gengar
SnyperWoIf: Celeste / Gengar slash fiction
 TophTheHermit: How many times must we teach you this lesson old man?
 Mistborn83: Hi Friends!
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  TXC2: hello Mistborn83  welcome
 LordZarano: 
 BlueChloroplast: 
 richard_ermen: lol
  TXC2: "this isn't tea! this hot leaf juice!"
 keroan0: How many times do I need to teach you this lesson old man!
 Didero: Hey, get out of our scrapyard!
 LordZarano: Hey, they're doing this on our land!
tomas_ap: it was actually a human corpse early in production
CAKHost: Wait has this always been a training ground? I don't think deeds really work in this world...
SnyperWoIf: Drunken stance, only, sleep stance?
 Mischievous_Catgeist: we 1 hit ko them
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 Mischievous_Catgeist: welp
  TXC2: off-screen power to the max!
SnyperWoIf: Morgan is a mid-boss?
tomas_ap: it's like a purring cat, maybe that's why
 Didero: Free goop!
 Mischievous_Catgeist: i just noticed the ufo in the sludge
 incslayer: maybe it is literally just marmite
SnyperWoIf: magictar -> magicatr -> magicarp?
 MrQBear: Maybe it's got a cool design on it
 Didero: If he sent Hannah back up, why is her labcoat still here?
 BlueChloroplast: We only know magic tar
undecided44: 'take' and 'send' are not the same, Roy
 MatthewDennisMTG: Hello Gamers
  TXC2: hello MatthewDennisMTG  welcome
 Didero: 'both'?
 BrowneePoints: Did you make a kid a NUKE
 BrowneePoints: Cuz I know at least one Pokemon Fangame that did that
 MatthewDennisMTG: Thank you, I'm glad to be here. Just tested positive for covid for the first time since The Beginning  bummed about having it and also about my winning streak
 TheNerdWonder: This is Link’s Awakening all over again, isn’t it…
  TXC2: MatthewDennisMTG  sorry to hear that, hope you get well soon 
 MatthewDennisMTG: ty again, I think some LRR streams will help 
 MrQBear: Oh no. It's going to get sad soon isn't it
 BusTed: Gamers have certain needs, you see.
Snowcookies: sidequests are for worldbuilding
tomas_ap: what snowcookies said 
  TXC2: "I want to see numbers go up!" So Paul runs LRR you say? 
 MatthewDennisMTG: ty paul and heather, I'll be sure not to sleep outside
 Strebenherz: Best wishes MatthewDenis, prayers and lvoe for you
 goombalax: I got covid for the first time on new years eve. almost made it past 2022
 MatthewDennisMTG: @goombalax hoooold! hoooold!
 Didero: Monsters being mutated humans would explain why Meg and Roy can understand eachother
  TXC2: astronaut vs astronomer
 niccus: do monsters keep track of days
sephsays: We have been told there are monster grandmothers, which implies the existence of monster mothers
undecided44: So now we're quoting MIB? Is Roy about to retire?
SnyperWoIf: "Are you a trash person?" - Paul
 BusTed: hey wait
 circusofkirkus: wait James has been digging that
  TXC2: so it's a mine shaft?
 MrQBear: No wonder his hp is so high. He's the toxic avenger!
 BlueChloroplast: Fall doen
 BlueChloroplast: The sewers
 Didero: Why would they have chutes down instead of just flinging stuff into the hole from the top?
SnyperWoIf: suspicious button
  TXC2: and that rope is there...why?
 MrQBear: @didero in case you accidentally fall down while disposing? Or to grab 'research materials '
 Didero: Yeah but we are going up with her
 MatthewDennisMTG: this robot just has the munchies
SnyperWoIf: @MatthewDennisMTG Is that robot very high?
 MatthewDennisMTG: it seems like it
 circusofkirkus: get to tha choppa
  TXC2: tuptuptuptuptup
 MatthewDennisMTG: Judge Dredd??
  TXC2: "By all means, new test subjects"
 MrQBear: I love that he understands it's suspiciously easy
 Didero: Load up on sludge
SnyperWoIf: Do you like lamp?  Or do you just see lamp?
 Mischievous_Catgeist: dont forget to pack a magic lunch
 Didero: You can go to town though, it seems
 MrQBear: Ooh the flower is on the dresser can we grab it for more sadness?
 laundreydhull: lies! deception!
 MAPBoardgames: A scratch? Your arm's off!
 MatthewDennisMTG: I don't think it's just a scratch
 accountmadeforants: The power of GUN
 MatthewDennisMTG: X - doubt
  TXC2: CALLED IT !
TheAinMAP: 
undecided44: That was the plan?
 Didero: Golan still with their dumb grin
tomas_ap: his mouth goes up to his ears, he just looks like that :')
 emberBecky: a tweest
tomas_ap: "down the tubes" nice one
 accountmadeforants: Giant enemy crab + big guy for you. The ultimate combo.
 MrQBear: Time to go all out just this once
 laundreydhull: Avatar? He looks like Sully from Monsters, Inc.
 Didero: How many uses of Magic Tar remaining? You were covering that part?
 MAPBoardgames: Grenade casts Fira
 MrQBear: Ohh. I get it. This is umbrella! Roy's a BoW!
 Didero: Thanks
Timagio: Maybe just lose the facecam entirely?
 niccus: ah, that's the ph balance i've heard about
 HIYgamer: Why on earth would you tell that to him?
 richard_ermen: No, Humans EviL!
 MAPBoardgames: "Dispose of her!" "I've got a gun in the other room" "NO! It must be sharks with lasers!"
Snowcookies: aww
Snowcookies: cliffhanger
  TXC2: thanks for streaming Paul and Heather
 BlueChloroplast:  
 HIYgamer: I would love to see more of this
Snowcookies: it's a good game
 Didero: This game could've been a movie! 
chaostreader: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news!) at Fri 02:00 PM PST (53m from now).
 TheMerricat: The walkthrough I looked at suggests that you aren't more than a couple of hours away from the end.
Riandisa: Thanks for the stream!
tomas_ap: I was a dev on this game, your playthrough was fun to watch! Thanks for playing it.
 gsyhiap: "Ah, let her go, no one will believe her" is how you get defeated in a revenge arc in 20 years time...
 Didero: HowLongToBeat says about 4 hours total, so that should be about one more stream?
tomas_ap: (It's more like 6)
 MAPBoardgames: HLTB tends to under-estimate
 Didero: @tomas_ap Yeah, HLTB is always a bit low, especially for streaming, but it's a good benchmark
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Snowcookies: thanks for the stream
 BlueChloroplast: Game is cool
  TXC2: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news!) at Fri 02:00 PM PST (52m from now).
  TXC2: !events
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
tomas_ap: I beat it in about 4 hours during testing, I suppose
 accountmadeforants: To get the real playtime from HowLongToBeat, first double it, then divide it by 3, then quadruple it, then roll a dice, then roll another dice, add the two numbers together, roll another dice and divide the number of hours-
tomas_ap: lol
  TXC2: and remember: daylight savings happens for Canada and the US on Sunday, but not the UK/ Europe
 GhostValv: slot fell into the hole
Snowcookies: Paul and Heather are monsters, got it
 Didero: Yeah, all LRR streams will be an hour early for EU folk for the next two weeks, which'll be confusing
 TheMerricat: So what I'm hearing is Paul and Heather are the hairbringers of Doom.....
 GhostValv: yay?
  TXC2: oooh maps!
undecided44: If you touch a timeslot, it's parent will abandon it because it will smell like you.
 emberBecky: yep 
 MAPBoardgames: Starts Mar 12
 Didero: Canadian DST won't start for two weeks, I think
  TXC2: the Callander has taken the change into account
  TXC2: you can remember DLS as: Spring forward, fall back
 LordZarano: NA changes second Sunday of the month, Europe changes last Sunday of the month
 Didero: Thanks for the stream!
 emberBecky: Thanks for the stream!  
 RockPusher:   
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
  TXC2: !patreon
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 GhostValv: o7
  TXC2: !mastodon
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 BlueChloroplast:  
  TXC2: !store
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  TXC2: !discord
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 laundreydhull: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news!) at Fri 02:00 PM PST (48m from now).
 laundreydhull: weh?
  TXC2: ding!
 Didero: Game sounds!
 Didero: Nintendo sounds!
 Didero: No sounds!
  TXC2: Goodnight everybody
 Didero: Night!
DoodlestheGreat: See you folks at the top of the hour.
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