Juliamon: especially (not necessarily this time but) when they're trying to keep things secret.
LoadingReadyRun: Don't want everyone to know about Serge's secret Hover Myr tech
Prometheone: !next
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TemporallyAwry:
@Fluffasaurus That banana is so cursed 
Fluffasaurus: its Peeler
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albatros064: nicely done
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Fruan: Those are some spicy decks
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Canlander 
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Alas_Babylon: @neisan2112 Doing a modicum of good
TiagoToledo:
Who's ready to see Wheeler get goozled by Idiot Bird again? 
lirazel64: Twitch told me about Chillpoint when they were reading subs... any bets as to when it tells me about FNPF?
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MurphEP:
tannedasian: canlander is such a great format, I love it
Rootpotato: is this the new bit
SnowbirdMike: Hahahahahahaha
Alas_Babylon: Welp, there's my misophonia taken care of tonight
KidintheOffice: good start
midnightcurryjazz:
MrSarkhan:
Sleep_Tight:
IbunWest: Gottem
trevorwisn: rip serge
Sleep_Tight:
BREATHE SERGE
DudelidouX: Wow
laikagoat:
Verrain2: Worst AMSR ever.
cdmack3113: Professional
ArboristAndrew: Welcome to the Highlight Reel
SnowbirdMike: Talent
bigburley97: Don't die please Serge
DigitalSeahorse:
before_damage: Wonder if theyโll start with a different matchup then Wheeler and Serge
DudelidouX: Serge don't scare us!
MrSarkhan:
TemporallyAwry:
Don't over-commit to the bit 
beowuuf: this kills the serge
cdmack3113: Professional streamers
Spades_Slicc: Thanks @lirazel64
Alas_Babylon: Serge, we love you dearly and muchly, please do not commit the unaliving
SnowbirdMike: hahahaha
KidintheOffice: tonight on fnpf, we drive serge to the ER!
before_damage: Looking good in that shirt wheeler
renaissancerat: joined just in time for the iconic intro
neisan2112: Oh my
Alas_Babylon: Oh my?
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Fluffasaurus:
matthaus_c: brought to you bayou
TiagoToledo:
Me? Oh shucks, behave
hd_dabnado:
Unions
Spades_Slicc: A constitutional monarchy of cards
adambomb625: We've had Canadian Highlander, but what about Canadian Lowlander?
matthaus_c: @adambomb625 that's just when Wheeler broke the Sorensen Mulligan
F1SHOR:
cdmack3113: Wheeler gets robbed I'm every single episode
F1SHOR:
But what have you done recently 
neisan2112: WOOOOW
SnowbirdMike: hahahaha
tannedasian: is the landstation full of oil-slicks?!
before_damage: Yeah but when Wheeler wins he makes sure you know it
renaissancerat: It will all change when surge plays MERFOLK
Dmc3628: DAMNN
matthaus_c: I mean, you remember how we thought we didn't know the Sticker Bandits when Road Quest was coming out?
KidintheOffice: yeah, serge nearly just choked to death
niccus: our boy deserves 100%
Alas_Babylon: The Workshop Weenie vs. Eggs match is a hell of a series of games for Serge fans
thraximore:
SnowbirdMike: FNPF energy
Alas_Babylon: YES!
Dmc3628: WUT
Alas_Babylon: Sultai Ninjas, let's goooo
F1SHOR: Acknowledge - menfolk bad in every format
jacqui_lantern234: is that Benjamin Wheeler? The Premier Enchantress Pilot Of The Format
Austere_Squire: oooh, wheeler with the fancy sleeves
thraximore:
hi jacqui! 
renaissancerat:
@F1SHOR men are bad in every format
mister_nibbles: no its ben wheeler the penultimate lands pilot of the format
MegaDosX: Enchantress decks have been fed in recent sets
TemporallyAwry:
Cool Sleeves there Wheeler 
thraximore: Porphyry Nodes? ๐
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renaissancerat: Win? in enchantress?
renaissancerat: never
GreatWahooney: tilt factor 2? two tilts?
matthaus_c: we're gonna see some shinobi falling
laikagoat: how many bugs
Dmc3628: time to witness a fallen shinobi
superdude097: Did green ninja make it in?
F1SHOR: That one good green ninja ๐
thraximore:
no Ink-Eyes 
renaissancerat: I fully thought bug meant the creature type and not the color combo
matthaus_c: show me turn 1 Strix every game
Juliamon: bugs do tend to fall in the BUG wedge
jacqui_lantern234: sometimes Goyf just gets ya there
MegaDosX: I mean
MegaDosX: You say that
renaissancerat: and its very good
Alas_Babylon: !card Spring-Leaf Avenger
LRRbot: Spring-Leaf Avenger [3GG] | Creature โ Insect Ninja [6/5] | Ninjutsu {3}{G} / Whenever Spring-Leaf Avenger deals combat damage to a player, return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.
neisan2112: God that card is so fucking good
Alas_Babylon: The green ninjas are weirdly halfway deece
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
before_damage: A very good ninja he almost didnโt put in the deck
Dmc3628: the one we put on the pillaf
Rootpotato: cant wait to mill spring leaf off my Grist and get to make 2 1/1's
TiagoToledo: EVERYTHING IS FINE
LRRbot: Mox Sapphire [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {U}.
thraximore:
LRRbot: Argothian Enchantress [1G] | Creature โ Human Druid [0/1] | Shroud / Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, draw a card.
LRRbot: Inquisition of Kozilek [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it with mana value 3 or less. That player discards that card.
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Dog_of_Myth: Just got here, hope I haven't missed much
Alas_Babylon: @Dog_of_Myth One turn each
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Alas_Babylon: btw I assume Nashi doesn't show up here because his hits would be terrible/inconsistent on average?
Fistacles: man those phyrexian baseball jerseys are so dope
LRRbot: Greater Auramancy [1W] | Enchantment | Other enchantments you control have shroud. / Enchanted creatures you control have shroud.
Dog_of_Myth: @Alas_Babylon Cool, Thanks
LRRbot: Spell Snare [U] | Instant | Counter target spell with mana value 2.
before_damage: @dog_of_myth Serge was just giving the Enchantress crown to wheeler
lesbianpunkpyromancer20: @Dog_of_Myth a classic wheeler cold open where someone almost died
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Alas_Babylon: @LoadingReadyRun Auras put on creatures that aren't cast don't target, so that's one workaround
LRRbot: Courser of Kruphix [1GG] | Enchantment Creature โ Centaur [2/4] | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may play lands from the top of your library. / Landfall โ Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.
DigitalSeahorse:
Sandeon: "Counter target signed card"
MegaDosX: Yes.
spawnofhastur: Hello Dear Drs LRR! I came first in my 7PH event last night with 4c Omnath. Thank you for being bastions of 1v1 singleton.
before_damage: Is centaur big dog?
Rootpotato: bring back big dog 2023
ProfessorOfBirdLaw: Shouldn't Serge be below 19 after getting hit?
LRRbot: Ice-Fang Coatl [GU] | Snow Creature โ Snake [1/1] | Flash / Flying / When Ice-Fang Coatl enters the battlefield, draw a card. / Ice-Fang Coatl has deathtouch as long as you control at least three other snow permanents.
matthaus_c: @spawnofhastur yessss congratulations!
multeyemeteor: A little of column neigh, a little of column... human
Alas_Babylon:
@spawnofhastur 
thraximore: @ProfessorOfBirdLaw enchantress is a 0/1
kristof162028: Is it not a pony boy ben
LithelyUnshod: I named my Yoshi/Keleth Commander deck Is Horse Bog Dog?
TiagoToledo:
Get your bingo cards ready for both players shuffling at the same time 
ProfessorOfBirdLaw: @thraximore haha I'm dumb ty
spawnofhastur: I played against Blood Moon 3 times with my 4c Deck and I beat it in two matches
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Gadora: @spawnofhastur Congrats!
LRRbot: Cling to Dust [B] | Instant | Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, you gain 3 life. Otherwise, you draw a card. / Escapeโ{3}{B}, Exile five other cards from your graveyard.
spawnofhastur: @Gadora henlo gadorafriend how's you?
LRRbot: Fallen Shinobi [3UB] | Creature โ Zombie Ninja [5/4] | Ninjutsu {2}{U}{B} / Whenever Fallen Shinobi deals combat damage to a player, that player exiles the top two cards of their library. Until end of turn, you may play those cards without paying their mana costs.
Alas_Babylon: The boy!
neisan2112: YEEEEEE
MegaDosX: *gasp*
SnowbirdMike: nice
thraximore:
lesbianpunkpyromancer20: ooo cling to dust is spicy
TheInnsanity: oh NO
LJ_Lucky:
multeyemeteor: Can he get up?
Nukified: sneaky
arobinyouknow: gottem
MurphEP:
Dog_of_Myth: Go Serge
matthaus_c: good ol' Strixjutsu
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Dmc3628: in the face of known path
LJ_Lucky: yabasic
before_damage: He it with git probe during the first meme and moxen
MegaDosX: I think that's less "make him have it" and more "make him use it"
before_damage: *mental mistep
DoodlestheGreat: Holy s**t, ninjas! notsquishY
TrueNateNemesis: I love the Icefang with no snow lands
MegaDosX: That's a pretty good thing to Path though, let's be real
amam741: Shinobi is honestly one of my favorite cards
thraximore: Fallen and can't get up
matthaus_c: those grabby hand, singular
LRRbot: Trace of Abundance [{R/W}G] | Enchantment โ Aura | Enchant land / Enchanted land has shroud. / Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of any color.
multeyemeteor: Clumsy Shinobi
thraximore:
trace of abundance? 
yo
Nukified: clearly they fell and lost an arm
matthaus_c:
the Allison special 
neisan2112: The Rock special
CururuGuasu: Perhaps the ninja is from Destiny?
before_damage: Jeremy White is turning over in his not grave
paronomasiac042: trace of abundance is my jam. love them hybrid+c mana costs
Yolysses: If it were a metaphorical fall he probably wouldnโt be deadโฆ
MegaDosX:
It's interesting watching these Canlander streams, seeing all of these cards I've literally never seen before 
MegaDosX: Sythis incoming
Alas_Babylon: Sythis?
Dmc3628: Sythis?
LRRbot: Finale of Devastation [XGG] | Sorcery | Search your library and/or graveyard for a creature card with mana value X or less and put it onto the battlefield. If you search your library this way, shuffle. If X is 10 or more, creatures you control get +X/+X and gain haste until end of turn.
Alas_Babylon: Yep
LRRbot: Sythis, Harvest's Hand [GW] | Legendary Enchantment Creature โ Nymph [1/2] | Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, you gain 1 life and draw a card.
MegaDosX: Sythis is GW for a 1/2
Alas_Babylon: Sythis is Not Okay(tm)
matthaus_c: Horizons sets, man
MegaDosX: It's busted
Dmc3628: horizons mans
Dog_of_Myth: Horizons go brrrr
thraximore: o r b
LRRbot: Bloodchief's Thirst [B] | Sorcery | Kicker {2}{B} / Destroy target creature or planeswalker with mana value 2 or less. If this spell was kicked, instead destroy target creature or planeswalker.
powerflapjack: sythis is one of those cards where i see her as a commander and i roll my eyes because it's going to be a long game
LRRbot: Dauthi Voidwalker [BB] | Creature โ Dauthi Rogue [3/2] | Shadow / If a card would be put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, instead exile it with a void counter on it. / {T}, Sacrifice Dauthi Voidwalker: Choose an exiled card an opponent owns with a void counter on it. You may play it this turn without paying its mana cost.
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gehennam_reborn: Still amazed Sythis is only $2-3 USD
superdude097: Can't target Sythis, right?
JokerBoney: Sythis is *cracked*
matthaus_c: cool die for the void counter
Alas_Babylon: No, Greater Auramancy's in the bin
JokerBoney: Serge deciding "I wanna try it again"
superdude097: Ah, thanks
before_damage: I hope Wheeler knows about the package function on moxfield so he can easily put a lands package in every deck.
Dmc3628: argothian is the one that has shroud auramancy got snared
matthaus_c: good question
multeyemeteor: One hell of a question
MegaDosX: That is a very good question
matthaus_c: that's how I stopped playing Hero of Dominaria
LRRbot: Meticulous Excavation [W] | Enchantment | {2}{W}: Return target permanent you control to its owner's hand. If it has unearth, instead exile it, then return that card to its owner's hand. Activate only during your turn.
JokerBoney: Great question, next question
MegaDosX: Oh that thing
arobinyouknow: i ask myself that about every card i've ever played
MegaDosX: That thing's combo bait, yeah
LRRbot: Zuran Orb [0] | Artifact | Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life.
multeyemeteor: That's funny... I always want to play Hero of Dominaria
LRRbot: Ice-Fang Coatl [GU] | Snow Creature โ Snake [1/1] | Flash / Flying / When Ice-Fang Coatl enters the battlefield, draw a card. / Ice-Fang Coatl has deathtouch as long as you control at least three other snow permanents.
JaysonSunshine: How competitive are these lists?
Alas_Babylon: @JaysonSunshine In comparison to decks as a whole or as Canadian Highlander decks?
MegaDosX: The deathtouch is probably meant to be more of a limited thing
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
MegaDosX: Since Modern Horizons is also a draftable set
JaysonSunshine: @Alas_Babylon Compared to the best CH decks
IntegralHamster: But Serge's lands aren't even snow to enable it
Fruan: It's a flash flying elvish mystic! What do you mean it has more texy?
before_damage: Those swamps could very easily be snow
Alas_Babylon: Probably below top tier, but they're still built with winning in mind
TheInnsanity: is that what I think it is
JokerBoney: Oh that's funny
LRRbot: Thieving Skydiver [1U] | Creature โ Merfolk Rogue [2/1] | Kicker {X}. X can't be 0. / Flying / When Thieving Skydiver enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, gain control of target artifact with mana value X or less. If that artifact is an Equipment, attach it to Thieving Skydiver.
TheInnsanity: pog
MegaDosX: Oh sick
JaysonSunshine: @LRRbot Thank you
JokerBoney: Buh bye Zuran orb
MegaDosX: Yeah that's forever
lion_byte: for keepies
lion_byte: :3c
MegaDosX: Skydiver's neat like that
JaysonSunshine: You own it now.
Alas_Babylon: Skydiver in ninjas is kinda hilarious when you can buy her backj
Kumakaori: that's a hubris statement.
JaysonSunshine: Go ahead and change its sleeve.
LRRbot: Liliana, the Last Hope [1BB] | Legendary Planeswalker โ Liliana [3] | [+1]: Up to one target creature gets โ2/โ1 until your next turn. / [โ2]: Mill two cards, then you may return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / [โ7]: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your end step, create X 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens, where X is two plus the number of Zombies you control."
MegaDosX: No ninja, no ninja, no
before_damage: Serge has the sneaky fastbond
spawnofhastur: One thing that I find super interesting when you compare Canlander and 7PH is that I think, on average, 7PH decks are higher up the power scale, but we also have a lower amount of Power 9 played.
bigburley97: Skydiver is much more powerful than I realized
Arakasi01: It upticks and wins the game
multeyemeteor: Lili, the Last Hope is great in a lot of match ups
Arakasi01: Pretty good
spawnofhastur: Skydiver is sweet with colossal hammer
JokerBoney: @bigburley97 quite strong in a mox format
DarknessKingCoH: How much mana did Serge pay for sky diver?
MegaDosX: Also WAR limited could be like that sometimes
before_damage: Paulโs never seen a Tibalt?
TheInnsanity:
argothian only has one toughness
F1SHOR: I'm so excited for lili last hope on arena
Dmc3628: sanctum time?
MegaDosX: !card sylvan scrying
LRRbot: Sylvan Scrying [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Sylvan Scrying [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Fruan: @F1SHOR For gladiator?
LRRbot: Porphyry Nodes [W] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy the creature with the least power. It can't be regenerated. If two or more creatures are tied for least power, you choose one of them. / When there are no creatures on the battlefield, sacrifice Porphyry Nodes.
Dog_of_Myth: Oh yes
JokerBoney: @fruan yeah it's gonna be great
LRRbot: Courser of Kruphix [1GG] | Enchantment Creature โ Centaur [2/4] | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may play lands from the top of your library. / Landfall โ Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.
JaysonSunshine: Does that bot autopopulate from the card in the center?
MegaDosX: Should we move chat along so Serge can't see it?
Alas_Babylon: Yep
Dog_of_Myth: Yep,
Fruan: "Mox mox, strip, crop" sounds like it could be the name of a sex club
F1SHOR: @fruan Yer I have a monoblack curses/control deck that I like to power down with every Liliana ๐
Alas_Babylon: Paul loads the cards in each players' decks and the camera above scans it
MegaDosX: @JaysonSunshine So long as it recognises it, the card reader has trouble with some foils
JaysonSunshine: That's pretty neat
AttackCowboy: For some reason my copy of that card is also non-english
TheInnsanity: mint!
Alas_Babylon: Cookie cutter Serra's Sanctum
MegaDosX: Good vanilla
Diabore: vanilla
Dog_of_Myth: Chocolate mint
EmptyGryn: Cookie dough
LJ_Lucky:
multeyemeteor: Melon
superdude097: Coffee Icecream
thraximore: vanilla with fudge and caramel
myknorman: cookie dough
TophTheHermit: mint cookie
spawnofhastur: Rainbow Paddlepops
Mindfire13: Cotton Candy
Dmc3628: cookies and cream
before_damage: Adam
Just_Herby: Rocky road!
Rogue_07: Mint chocolate chip
bigburley97: I love strawberry buttermilk
matthaus_c: based vanilla enjoyers
CaptainEnder7: Ben and Jerryโs Phish Food
Arakasi01: ice milk
GreatWahooney: last time I said I like pistachio ice cream, I was called basic for it
Mandillio: Cotton candy w/ poprocks.
DarknessKingCoH: How did Serge play the all three cards with Skydiver being kicked for 1
Juliamon:
JaysonSunshine The card reader identifies the card by its art, it's triggered off of arm tattoos before 
powerflapjack: French silk
Arakasi01: wintergreen
sharkeyandthewizard: rum and raisin no contest
ProfessorOfBirdLaw: Pistachio gang
lion_byte: pecan
drthvd3r: Chocolate caramel swirl with chocolate covered sugar cone pieces.
TwitchTVsFrank: Peanut butter and chocolate
InsaneVioletMage: Pistachio
TiagoToledo: Pistachio!
Ceribai: Green tea ice cream for life!
jellyfish5134: Phish Food
djalternative: Superman is my fav
YeomanAres: Moose tracks
IbunWest: Vanilla bean
Rogue_07: Paul is a man of wealth and taste
multeyemeteor: Lemonade is great as well
AttackCowboy: Lemon, but cream based, not sorbet
arkham1981: Mint cookies and cream is the winner
Dog_of_Myth: Preach it Surge
MegaDosX: There's a tub of vanilla caramel brownie ice cream in my fridge that's just amazing
aitsu100: rocky road but the vanilla not chocolate base
Alas_Babylon: @DarknessKingCoH what else did he play aside from Skydiver and Lily?
superdude097: I'd love mint without the chips, but it's nigh impossible to find
MegaDosX: But that's a bit specific, so.
firehawkzoa: Oreo cookies and cream
multeyemeteor: Serge, you're a chocolate chunk
LRRbot: Serra's Sanctum | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W} for each enchantment you control.
JokerBoney: Mint is definitely my favorite, didn't like it before but it's so good in Vegan Ice Cream
IsSecretlyPaul: Butter pecan is the goat
DarknessKingCoH: @Alas_Babylon Wasn't Coatl on the same turn?
RealGamerCow: Double Dunker: coffee flavored ice cream with fudge swirl cookie dough, and brownie chunks
before_damage: Symbol of his church?
niccus: my best ice cream experience was probably a smores sundae where the shop torches the marshmallow right in front of you
Alas_Babylon: @DarknessKingCoH believe that was Flashed in
lion_byte:
@IsSecretlyPaul heck yeah 
JaysonSunshine: @Juliamon Interesting. It'd be kind of neat to know which of your tattoos map to different MtG card art
Alas_Babylon: To fish for a counter
GreatWahooney: call me weird, but I just don't get chocolate ice cream. chocolate is amazing for a lot of things, but not as a flavour of ice cream
MegaDosX: Damnit now I want ice cream, and I'm trying to be responsible >_>
aitsu100: good one im a hagen das caramel cone person myself
Badchop: Ben Wheeler? A fruity guy? Nahhhhh.
Badchop:
LRRbot: Meticulous Excavation [W] | Enchantment | {2}{W}: Return target permanent you control to its owner's hand. If it has unearth, instead exile it, then return that card to its owner's hand. Activate only during your turn.
JaysonSunshine: It's raining mint -- hallelujah
DarknessKingCoH: @Alas_Babylon Ah, makes sense.
weff47: Tillamook Peaches and Cream
Dog_of_Myth: Cashew milk ice cream has been my jam for a bit.
manticporduct: well done simple flavors are great. Penut butter, brown butter, a mild mint are so good, clean and simple.
before_damage: Just needs a fastbond
MegaDosX: If you can discount that or make a lot of mana that Excavation is straight up combo bait
LRRbot: Utopia Sprawl [G] | Enchantment โ Aura | Enchant Forest / As Utopia Sprawl enters the battlefield, choose a color. / Whenever enchanted Forest is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of the chosen color.
Arakasi01:
Surely you put paralax tide in enchantress now with that card
matthaus_c: 'only during your turn' is a muuuch more interesting drawback
Paranundrox: On opponent's turn would make combat a nightmare
drthvd3r: The difference between "only during your turn" and "play only as a sorcery" is subtle but powerful.
LRRbot: Watery Grave | Land โ Island Swamp | As Watery Grave enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
LiveFaust: Rap!
ShaneLeeAtk: That's Showdown, bay-bee!
F1SHOR: Serge just calling all wheelers moves it's like he knows this deck
before_damage: Serge is lifetime 2 misses on an FNPF with that lili
LRRbot: Creeping Tar Pit | Land | Creeping Tar Pit enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}. / {1}{U}{B}: Creeping Tar Pit becomes a 3/2 blue and black Elemental creature until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn. It's still a land.
LiveFaust: Ninja! Ninja! Rap!
paronomasiac042: treeping carpet?
LoadingReadyRun:
I'm sure it's possible, but I feel like I've never had *bad* ice cream. There are flavors that I prefer, but ice cream is pretty great
LRRbot: Setessan Champion [2G] | Creature โ Human Warrior [1/3] | Constellation โ Whenever an enchantment enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Setessan Champion and draw a card.
Dog_of_Myth: Love that Setessan
LRRbot: Utopia Sprawl [G] | Enchantment โ Aura | Enchant Forest / As Utopia Sprawl enters the battlefield, choose a color. / Whenever enchanted Forest is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of the chosen color.
Sleep_Tight: In order for icecream to be bad they really have to try
jellyfish5134: there is most certainly bad ice cream, especially if you try to make it at home and add too much vanilla
LRRbot: Seal of Primordium [1G] | Enchantment | Sacrifice Seal of Primordium: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
jellyfish5134: from experience, unfortunately...
LRRbot: Serra's Sanctum | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W} for each enchantment you control.
TheInnsanity: !squeak
Juliamon: I've definitely gotten some freezerburnt tub-dregs at an ice cream stand before
LRRbot: Meticulous Excavation [W] | Enchantment | {2}{W}: Return target permanent you control to its owner's hand. If it has unearth, instead exile it, then return that card to its owner's hand. Activate only during your turn.
MegaDosX:
Imagine if Serge somehow had something like Calming Verse in his deck
GreatWahooney: my weirdest ice cream experience was when I had strawberry ice cream that actually tasted like strawberries, and not like 'strawberry flavour'
LRRbot: Crop Rotation [G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. / Search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
TemporallyAwry: Enchantress is such a goofy fun deck. You get to spin so many plates.
TiagoToledo: JUDGE! My opponent's popping off!
matthaus_c:
@MegaDosX Serge is the one that gets Bane of Progressed, not the one that Bane of Progresses 
LJ_Lucky: shoulda sacrificed the sanctum smh
LRRbot: Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Choose a color. Add an amount of mana of that color equal to your devotion to that color.
Dmc3628: then it gets eaten to void lucky
jellyfish5134: "Fine"
MegaDosX: Two draw engines in fact
Spades_Slicc: If only Canada had Taco Bell, then Wheeler could get all the gas he needs for only 2.99
LRRbot: Unbridled Growth [G] | Enchantment โ Aura | Enchant land / Enchanted land has "{T}: Add one mana of any color." / Sacrifice Unbridled Growth: Draw a card.
MegaDosX:
I'd imagine you'd keep the whole set of dice handy for Canlander
midnightcurryjazz: moot
Dmc3628: Moat a good ole classic
LRRbot: Verduran Enchantress [1GG] | Creature โ Human Druid [0/2] | Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, you may draw a card.
Gooseblast:
Exposed 
LRRbot: Moat [2WW] | Enchantment | Creatures without flying can't attack.
ProfessorOfBirdLaw: Sagaa
Fruan: Moap
aggrocrow: Growth still goes to exile right?
Dmc3628: yeah unbridled will still get exiled
Dmc3628: after this poppoff baron
LRRbot: Sanctum Weaver [1G] | Enchantment Creature โ Dryad [0/2] | {T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of enchantments you control.
Fruan: Moats on the reserve list, Paul. They couldn't!
Loonatic93: Paul asking the real questions.
multeyemeteor: Well there's your infinite mana
MegaDosX: Yeah Fastbond is infinite mana now
LRRbot: Oko, Thief of Crowns [1GU] | Legendary Planeswalker โ Oko [4] | [+2]: Create a Food token. / [+1]: Target artifact or creature loses all abilities and becomes a green Elk creature with base power and toughness 3/3. / [โ5]: Exchange control of target artifact or creature you control and target creature an opponent controls with power 3 or less.
MegaDosX: Oh god.
niccus: oko? ono
Alas_Babylon: 9/9 Elk
Badchop: No, Oko.
RealGamerCow: That's a lot of cards
dabudder: lets goooo stupid sexy oko time
LJ_Lucky: get elk'd
arobinyouknow: he's here
couchboyj: The premier lands pilot... of Judges Tower
MegaDosX: Like, probably the right move, but I still feel a shiver run down my spine when I see Oko played
Dmc3628: bunch of 0/2's on that enchantress board
before_damage: Giving him the win
thraximore: oko is at 5, it's a plus not a minus
EmptyGryn: Oko should be at 5
jacqui_lantern234:
reminder that i love you all AGGRESSIVELY!!!!! 
LRRbot: Baleful Strix [UB] | Artifact Creature โ Bird [1/1] | Flying, deathtouch / When Baleful Strix enters the battlefield, draw a card.
MegaDosX: Yeah Oko should be a 5
multeyemeteor: This is like watching Ninja Warrior. A surprising lack of ninjas in spite of the name.
MegaDosX: at*
thraximore:
@jacqui_lantern234 
MegaDosX: That's part of why Oko is so busted, what should really be a -1 is a +1
Kumakaori: XD.
kuli34: 3/4 of serge's creatures get around moat
Kumakaori: well said wheeler.
LJ_Lucky:
hd_dabnado:
no its not
Kumakaori: "like he wasn't absolutely broken"
jacqui_lantern234: man, why is oko?
before_damage: Serge still canโt accept how busted Oko is
LRRbot: Consider [U] | Instant | Surveil 1. / Draw a card.
Dmc3628: save one
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Oko is truly very stupid
LRRbot: Phyrexian Unlife [2W] | Enchantment | You don't lose the game for having 0 or less life. / As long as you have 0 or less life, all damage is dealt to you as though its source had infect.
Alas_Babylon: !card Phyrexian Unlife
LRRbot: Phyrexian Unlife [2W] | Enchantment | You don't lose the game for having 0 or less life. / As long as you have 0 or less life, all damage is dealt to you as though its source had infect.
arobinyouknow:
Oko scares me to my core 
matthaus_c: show me Solemnity
jacqui_lantern234: remember when the entire community thought oko was fine?
MegaDosX: OK question. If Wheeler is at, say, two, and takes six, does he take two and four poison?
LRRbot: Snuff Out [3B] | Instant | If you control a Swamp, you may pay 4 life rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.
Alas_Babylon: @MegaDosX No. He goes to -4 life, and THEN damage becomes infect.
MegaDosX: @Alas_Babylon I thought so. Thanks.
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX "Phyrexian Unlife wonโt affect damage that reduces your life total from a positive number to 0 or less. For example, if youโre at 3 life and are dealt 5 damage, youโll end up at -2 life. The next time youโre dealt damage, it will be dealt as though its source had infect."
MegaDosX: Yeah I figured as much
Dmc3628: not wrong
couchboyj: What a game
chronically_poor: Hey Everybody! I am so glad to see that deck wheeler! looking forward to the workshop! Is this the list?
arobinyouknow: this is my favorite kind of board state
before_damage: Plays fastbond, taps sanctum, returns sanctum, replays sanctum, gains one from courser infinite mana bois
LRRbot: Fastbond [G] | Enchantment | You may play any number of lands on each of your turns. / Whenever you play a land, if it wasn't the first land you played this turn, Fastbond deals 1 damage to you.
excalgold: that elf has a point...9 of them
mjiig: What was the card serge was considering then milled?
shurtal: And then there's Enchantress, she's dead *to the tune of DK Rap*
LithelyUnshod: That's a moose
Alas_Babylon: @mjiig Murktide Regent
couchboyj: Gigantic looks at that elk in awe and terror
mjiig:
Alas_Babylon thanks
MegaDosX: !card fastbond
LRRbot: Fastbond [G] | Enchantment | You may play any number of lands on each of your turns. / Whenever you play a land, if it wasn't the first land you played this turn, Fastbond deals 1 damage to you.
thraximore:
jacqui_lantern234: lmao wheeler
MegaDosX: Amazing
TemporallyAwry: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 40:23.
thraximore:
shurtal: DAMN Paul
matthaus_c: savage
ReachW:
AtomicAlchemical:
MegaDosX: Paul you're the best
midnightcurryjazz:
jacqui_lantern234: PAUL HOLY SHIT
KidintheOffice: Paul from the top rope
excalgold: some how wheeler has 5 channels....but only bought 3
AtomicAlchemical: clip it
hd_dabnado: was this bonked head era purchases?
couchboyj:
LRRbot: Abundant Growth [G] | Enchantment โ Aura | Enchant land / When Abundant Growth enters the battlefield, draw a card. / Enchanted land has "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I truly love the moments when Paul is just a stone cold assassin from off camera.
TiagoToledo: Paul with the CLUTCH ZINGER
matthaus_c:
what's that? is that with a steel chair?!
Fruan: Oh boy. I thought that was a charming story untill I looked up the prices involved.
mister_nibbles: quick someone mailtime a channel to wheeler lol
couchboyj: One away from a playset
LRRbot: Wolfwillow Haven [1G] | Enchantment โ Aura | Enchant land / Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional {G}. / {4}{G}, Sacrifice Wolfwillow Haven: Create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token. Activate only during your turn.
Evil_John_Cena: Hi Serge! Hi Wheeler! Hi chat!
F1SHOR: Are beta cards at least kind of reasonably priced?
Fruan: @F1SHOR No
Loonatic93: Nope.
jacqui_lantern234: @F1SHOR HAH no
LRRbot: City of Solitude [2G] | Enchantment | Players can cast spells and activate abilities only during their own turns.
before_damage: Course of Kruphix?
Evil_John_Cena: What about sigma cards?
MegaDosX: Doesn't Wheeler literally have infinite mana now?
LRRbot: Spell Pierce [U] | Instant | Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {2}.
thraximore: Elephant Grass ๐
MegaDosX: If he does it right?
jacqui_lantern234: more like city of solitUwUde
mister_nibbles: @F1SHOR beta fastbond is 1.2k usd
matthaus_c: that's a hell of a Spell Pierce Moment
multeyemeteor: Surely, Spell Pierce's role now is to be Careful Study or Tainted Indulgence fodder
TemporallyAwry:
Lots of mistakes for the "Premier Land's Pilot" 
JokerBoney: @megadosx correct
LRRbot: Meticulous Excavation [W] | Enchantment | {2}{W}: Return target permanent you control to its owner's hand. If it has unearth, instead exile it, then return that card to its owner's hand. Activate only during your turn.
mister_nibbles: beta channel is a "mere" 60 usd
LRRbot: Serra's Sanctum | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W} for each enchantment you control.
MurphEP: City of Solitude pog
LRRbot: Fastbond [G] | Enchantment | You may play any number of lands on each of your turns. / Whenever you play a land, if it wasn't the first land you played this turn, Fastbond deals 1 damage to you.
MegaDosX: Infinite mana, infinite draws
MegaDosX: !card moat
LRRbot: Moat [2WW] | Enchantment | Creatures without flying can't attack.
Evil_John_Cena: lab maniac?
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LRRbot: Earthcraft [1G] | Enchantment | Tap an untapped creature you control: Untap target basic land.
Evil_John_Cena: oh wait no blue
LRRbot: Expedition Map [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Expedition Map: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Nukified: winning? that wasn't the plan
Evil_John_Cena: white lab maniac
TiagoToledo:
Is this Judge's Tower step?
LRRbot: Journey to Nowhere [1W] | Enchantment | When Journey to Nowhere enters the battlefield, exile target creature. / When Journey to Nowhere leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
jacqui_lantern234: hehehe toot
LRRbot: Idyllic Tutor [2W] | Sorcery | Search your library for an enchantment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Dmc3628: i thought it was gonna be splendor or humility just for the ole school classic
excalgold: All expenses paid Journey to nowhere
LRRbot: Ramunap Excavator [2G] | Creature โ Naga Cleric [2/3] | You may play lands from your graveyard.
LRRbot: Strip Mine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
LJ_Lucky:
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh, my
MegaDosX: Yeah
fiftymcnasty: Can Serge activate abilities?
multeyemeteor: The Little Mox Sapphire that could
MegaDosX: !card journey to nowhere
LRRbot: Journey to Nowhere [1W] | Enchantment | When Journey to Nowhere enters the battlefield, exile target creature. / When Journey to Nowhere leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
citizen_pain: I thought the combo generated infinite *white* mana. Did I miss something
LJ_Lucky: draw some cards too
Paranundrox: @citizen_pain he has a Nykthos too
pn55: Holy moly...
MegaDosX: @citizen_pain He can do the same thing with Nykthos if he wants
MegaDosX: And make green
LRRbot: Alseid of Life's Bounty [W] | Enchantment Creature โ Nymph [1/1] | Lifelink / {1}, Sacrifice Alseid of Life's Bounty: Target creature or enchantment you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
LRRbot: Destiny Spinner [1G] | Enchantment Creature โ Human [2/3] | Creature and enchantment spells you control can't be countered. / {3}{G}: Target land you control becomes an X/X Elemental creature with trample and haste until end of turn, where X is the number of enchantments you control. It's still a land.
matthaus_c:
@MegaDosX remember when we talked about fiend hunter wordings 
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @citizen_pain with the white he could return a forest
excalgold: man i think i would have gotten up to get a drink if i had run into this at kitchen table magic night
Dmc3628: still with a moat right?
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c Yes I know, same thing as Skyclave Apparition
Dmc3628: andthen bounce the moat
CrescendoSlash: could wheeler loop journey to make serge draw his deck as well?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: wow, the game ended
JokerBoney: And hast
LJ_Lucky: Clap
MegaDosX: @CrescendoSlash He could have, yes
JokerBoney: So it doesn't matter
trevorwisn: goodness gracious
MurphEP:
Ukon_Cairns: its that simple
CrescendoSlash: @MegaDosX very cool
pn55: We're off to a strong start I see.
arobinyouknow: what a game
F1SHOR: Always gotta check the enchantress deck didn't beat itself
Evil_John_Cena: swear jar wheeler
PlantOnTwitch: that was fun to watch
Kelderan: Good lord Canlander is glorious like that.
multeyemeteor: Well, philosophically, this was very close to Ruin Your Evening.dek
ShaneLeeAtk: !decklist
MegaDosX: Oh right Reidane
MegaDosX: !card reidane
LRRbot: Reidane, God of the Worthy [2W] (back: Valkmira, Protector's Shield) | Legendary Creature โ God [2/3] | Flying, vigilance / Snow lands your opponents control enter the battlefield tapped. / Noncreature spells your opponents cast with mana value 4 or greater cost {2} more to cast.
Paranundrox: thank god for Reidane tbh
MegaDosX: There is a risk of playing snow sometimes
before_damage: Itโs such a small downside to also get a removal snake
chronically_poor: So wheeler is this the enchantress list I wanted a workshop for?
multeyemeteor: But but... Into the North
neisan2112: Before Redain it didn't really matter, but that card is really rough to deal with when your mana slows way down
before_damage: Oh no, Alexโs deck is looking fine
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature โ Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
ProfessorOfBirdLaw: Very gifferent dame of magic.
LRRbot: Collective Brutality [1B] | Sorcery | EscalateโDiscard a card. / Choose one or more โ / โข Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose an instant or sorcery card from it. That player discards that card. / โข Target creature gets โ2/โ2 until end of turn. / โข Target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
before_damage: Fine in the sense that I really like Mr. Steacyโs list
before_damage: I will concede the snow swamps since Serge is playing the pretty ichor lands
Dmc3628: swift reconfig ooh baby
kumatsu: but not Chosen Undead
Evil_John_Cena: Serge does that count as a swear jar?
hd_dabnado: it was so sad when wheeler died
LRRbot: Sylvan Library [1G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your draw step, you may draw two additional cards. If you do, choose two cards in your hand drawn this turn. For each of those cards, pay 4 life or put the card on top of your library.
matthaus_c: does it say in the CR that corpses can't play Magic?
MegaDosX: There's no rule that says zombies can't play MTG
Spades_Slicc: Wheeler forgot blush of life
citizen_pain: 'lose 4 lives'
before_damage: Is Serge discriminating against the undead?
Dmc3628: look a fetch for drs
Evil_John_Cena: maybe warm bodies
TemporallyAwry: That's totally a thing in VtM
multeyemeteor: That's incism... I didn't think LRR discriminated against the dead
Dmc3628: must have been for an episode of Izombie probs
multeyemeteor: uncism even
trevorwisn: despite your directions
NewtyNewts: Despite your directions?
Nydestroyer: There is a B movie called "Aaaah Zombies" told from the perspective of the zombies. Its quite funny
Spades_Slicc: LCD screens dont register life signs like heat tho, it's all pressure based?
AttackCowboy: Sounds like a policy question; hey @Paranundrox, can a Zombie play Magic?
LRRbot: Porphyry Nodes [W] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy the creature with the least power. It can't be regenerated. If two or more creatures are tied for least power, you choose one of them. / When there are no creatures on the battlefield, sacrifice Porphyry Nodes.
Juliamon: I don't think it happened in Warm Bodies but now I just want to watch Warm Bodies again
LoadingReadyRun: @Spades_Slicc ipad is based on skin capacitance
Tiber727: @multeyemeteor Not to be confused with oontzism, which is discrimination against dubstep.
paronomasiac042: whoa, drop of honey is playable in this format?
LRRbot: Suspicious Stowaway [1U] (back: Seafaring Werewolf) | Creature โ Human Rogue Werewolf [1/1] | Suspicious Stowaway can't be blocked. / Whenever Suspicious Stowaway deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then discard a card. / Daybound
multeyemeteor: @Tiber727 Yeah, that's a big one.
LordZarano: @spades_slicc it's capacitance, hence water does phantom touches
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Warm Bodies is so much better than it has any right to be
Evil_John_Cena: dayman fighter of the nightman
neisan2112: @paronomasiac042 In ONLY this deck
spawnofhastur: Suspicious Stowaway has been doing a lot of work for me.
spawnofhastur: Turns out it goes real good with W&6
Alas_Babylon: It's a good card, Bront
multeyemeteor: "In this episode, Paul greatly overestimates Serge's capacity to plan ahead."
MurphEP: Noded with the sauce
matthaus_c: as forenode
TheInnsanity: "your upkeep"
Alas_Babylon: Also it's only during Wheeler's fortitude
TheInnsanity: JUDGE
Dread_Pirate_Westley: At the beginning of Wheeler's upkeep.
AttackCowboy: Nodes is Wheeler's upkeep
kuli34: JUDGE
Arakasi01: Isn't it wheeler's upkeep
arobinyouknow: JUDGE
matthaus_c: your upkeep, not each upkeep
citizen_pain: "*Your* upkeep"
laikagoat:
A_Dub888:
JokerBoney: "Your" upkeep wheeler
Evil_John_Cena: rip
multeyemeteor: Unrelated node?
AttackCowboy: Sure, I've got a russian copy for you Wheeler
thraximore: !card drop of honey
LRRbot: Drop of Honey [G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy the creature with the least power. It can't be regenerated. If two or more creatures are tied for least power, you choose one of them. / When there are no creatures on the battlefield, sacrifice Drop of Honey.
couchboyj: Reading la card explains la card
Fruan: Planar Chaos was a mistake
Evil_John_Cena: Anybody got a Spanish Farewell?
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
JokerBoney: I'll take it I'm building enchantress
before_damage: Classic Serge move looking at the oracle text but not reading.
multeyemeteor: Surge Node is an unrelated Node
jacqui_lantern234:
@multeyemeteor its closer to Serge Node
Alas_Babylon: Donde esta?
TheInnsanity: I just noticed like two pixels of wheeler are leaking into the main shot
JokerBoney: Wheeler is so unalive he is escaping the camera frame
Nydestroyer: A guy named walls' library
before_damage: Did Wheeler buy an Italian porphyr nodes instead of a beta channel?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: A forest library.
matthaus_c: me llamo t-bone la araรฑa discoteca
multeyemeteor: @jacqui_lantern234 I stand by my statement, in spite of liking Serge very much
LRRbot: Snapcaster Mage [1U] | Creature โ Human Wizard [2/1] | Flash / When Snapcaster Mage enters the battlefield, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost.
Spades_Slicc: @multeyemeteor What about Serge No- Dangit @jacqui_lantern234
LRRbot: Enlightened Tutor [W] | Instant | Search your library for an artifact or enchantment card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
multeyemeteor: @Spades_Slicc Thwarted!
LRRbot: Sythis, Harvest's Hand [GW] | Legendary Enchantment Creature โ Nymph [1/2] | Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, you gain 1 life and draw a card.
fiftymcnasty: My fave swing revial band: Squirrel Nest Earthcraft
LRRbot: Enchantress's Presence [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, draw a card.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: NOW you get to nodes.
Alas_Babylon: Wasn't it nighttime?
LRRbot: Hymn to Tourach [BB] | Sorcery | Target player discards two cards at random.
jacqui_lantern234: i hate that Enchantress's Presence 's art looks like an enchantment creature
Alas_Babylon: Wait, Brainstorm, nvm
thraximore: ooh, banquet art
matthaus_c:
look at hymn 
LJ_Lucky: him.
LRRbot: Journey to Nowhere [1W] | Enchantment | When Journey to Nowhere enters the battlefield, exile target creature. / When Journey to Nowhere leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
neisan2112: I don't think I've ever seen that art before
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Dog_of_Myth: @matthaus_c Still good.
MurphEP: Our end step
jacqui_lantern234: @Dog_of_Myth YOURE GOOD
matthaus_c: still very good
before_damage: That library draw
Dog_of_Myth: @jacqui_lantern234 NO U
Spades_Slicc: !card deathrite
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature โ Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Setessan Champion [2G] | Creature โ Human Warrior [1/3] | Constellation โ Whenever an enchantment enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Setessan Champion and draw a card.
LRRbot: Dauthi Voidwalker [BB] | Creature โ Dauthi Rogue [3/2] | Shadow / If a card would be put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, instead exile it with a void counter on it. / {T}, Sacrifice Dauthi Voidwalker: Choose an exiled card an opponent owns with a void counter on it. You may play it this turn without paying its mana cost.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Serge it's 17:57/
jacqui_lantern234: A B C - Its Always Before Elevent
excalgold: Serge....its nearly 6 PM
jacqui_lantern234: Eleven*
multeyemeteor: Daddy Voidwalker
Alas_Babylon: Exile!
Alas_Babylon: Wait, no, not on field
Alas_Babylon: I'm being a dumb
LRRbot: Temple Garden | Land โ Forest Plains | As Temple Garden enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
mister_nibbles: please no
before_damage: When Serge says 11 he means December 11th. He only does math for 20 days during the end of the year.
spawnofhastur: Crudussy and Backy Diggums
arobinyouknow: STOP
AttackCowboy: Wheeler is doing crimes on stream
JokerBoney: Never again
multeyemeteor: Bring out the MIB memory wipe
thegitrogsquirrel: it cant ever be clean
Dog_of_Myth: Yet
Badchop: Crudussy D:
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excalgold: it comes out of the tarp budget serge
matthaus_c: play the children laughing over the crudussy
Dog_of_Myth: Same as tarp budget
RealGamerCow: There's enough LRR content that we could make a deep fake clean take.
before_damage: Beep budget was used to supplement the tarp budget
LRRbot: Carpet of Flowers [G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of each of your main phases, if you haven't added mana with this ability this turn, you may add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of Islands target opponent controls.
aitsu100: more than the tarp budget im guessing
BrowneePoints: @RealGamerCow Or let's not
code1300: Is the artifact creature crucible playable in highlander
RealGamerCow: then we would be worse than evil
RealGamerCow: BrowneePoints absolutely not
multeyemeteor: Graham: "I'll allow you a beep budget of 17 loonies an episode."
MegaDosX:
Gotta keep reading Serge
LRRbot: Swift Reconfiguration [W] | Enchantment โ Aura | Flash / Enchant creature or Vehicle / Enchanted permanent is a Vehicle artifact with crew 5 and it loses all other card types.
LRRbot: Force of Will [3UU] | Instant | You may pay 1 life and exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell.
MegaDosX: Constellation is ETB, yeah
matthaus_c: Dauthi Void-driver
MegaDosX: Dauthi Voidrunner
A_Dub888: Dauthi Voidwal-car
LRRbot: Trace of Abundance [{R/W}G] | Enchantment โ Aura | Enchant land / Enchanted land has shroud. / Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of any color.
MegaDosX: Three different variants on the same joke, well done chat
LRRbot: Phyrexian Unlife [2W] | Enchantment | You don't lose the game for having 0 or less life. / As long as you have 0 or less life, all damage is dealt to you as though its source had infect.
Dog_of_Myth: This year's model of Dauthi comes with two cup holders
multeyemeteor: That's what the beep budget went into... getting Serge a Dauthi Voiddriver
MegaDosX: He still loses life, he just basically has 17-ish life right now
LRRbot: Fallen Shinobi [3UB] | Creature โ Zombie Ninja [5/4] | Ninjutsu {2}{U}{B} / Whenever Fallen Shinobi deals combat damage to a player, that player exiles the top two cards of their library. Until end of turn, you may play those cards without paying their mana costs.
MegaDosX: Go ninja go ninja go
arobinyouknow: ninja time!
Dog_of_Myth: WOW
LRRbot: Satyr Enchanter [1GW] | Creature โ Satyr Druid [2/2] | Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, draw a card.
MegaDosX: Well one's worthless
matthaus_c: hot
MegaDosX: But one's...OK?
Dmc3628: finale for 0 alright
multeyemeteor: Here comes Dryad Arbor!
LRRbot: Finale of Devastation [XGG] | Sorcery | Search your library and/or graveyard for a creature card with mana value X or less and put it onto the battlefield. If you search your library this way, shuffle. If X is 10 or more, creatures you control get +X/+X and gain haste until end of turn.
MegaDosX: Find Ornithopter!
matthaus_c:
got any dryad arbors
multeyemeteor: Joke'
Alas_Babylon: No Ornithopter? ;-;
definenull: no ornithopter smh
MegaDosX: You're not wrong Paul
multeyemeteor: Joke's on you Wheeler, Serge plays Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdicar
AttackCowboy: 1 aint 0, love an Unlife setup
Fruan: wowww
LRRbot: Solitary Confinement [2W] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Solitary Confinement unless you discard a card. / Skip your draw step. / You have shroud. / Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you.
LRRbot: Solemnity [2W] | Enchantment | Players can't get counters. / Counters can't be put on artifacts, creatures, enchantments, or lands.
matthaus_c: yessssss
bradlby: oh no
Dog_of_Myth: Ooof
before_damage: Wheelerโs deck makes me wanna rebuild Lich in commander
definenull: oofa
Dmc3628: and there it is
definenull: doofa
MegaDosX: He draws a million cards tbf
A_Dub888:
183 raiders from CedricAPhillips have joined!
Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
multeyemeteor: We're on the mill plan, Serge
thraximore:
we're at the end of the hour anyhow
AttackCowboy: I'm Enchantressing here
MegaDosX: Raiders! Welcome to this nonsense
Sleep_Tight: Mr phillips and raiders welcome
LRRbot: Mox Emerald [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Sanctum Weaver [1G] | Enchantment Creature โ Dryad [0/2] | {T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of enchantments you control.
LRRbot: Mirri's Guile [G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: cut to 10 minutes from now, Serge frantically googling "MtG Legacy Enchantment removal"
LRRbot: Zuran Orb [0] | Artifact | Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life.
thraximore: Enchantress: a terrible deck, as you can see
midnightcurryjazz:
ErrorCode404:
scoop phase
before_damage: Wow this Enchantress deck is so good. Maybe Serge should try playing it some time.
Tiber727: Do I still have to look away if I don't play Magic and barely understand any of this?
bradlby: ok back to nature here we go
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. / Draw a card.
MegaDosX: Literally
EmptyGryn: Best ponder art right wheeler?
matthaus_c: technically Bane of Progress colours
definenull: QB?
MegaDosX: He needs to kill Solemnity and Solitary Confinement
MegaDosX: Questing Beast wouldn't do it thanks to Solemnity
multeyemeteor: @EmptyGryn I'm with you. Three orbs ftw
MegaDosX: !card phyrexian unlife
LRRbot: Phyrexian Unlife [2W] | Enchantment | You don't lose the game for having 0 or less life. / As long as you have 0 or less life, all damage is dealt to you as though its source had infect.
Alex_Frostfire: Force of Vigor seems nice here tbh.
CompleatedPinkie: Now I want to go back and see what they said about Fade From History...
SnowbirdMike: GGs
before_damage: Now Alex needs to win so we can get Wheeler vs Alex
Fruan: Turns out a solemn phyrexian inside a bubble is INVUNERABLE
SnowbirdMike: hahaha
JokerBoney: Yknow what Wheeler? This made me realize you can do this in Gladiator too
MurphEP: Just like Good King Wenceslas
josef_xalaros: <message deleted>left guy phat ahh hell
SnowbirdMike: hahaha Paul
BrowneePoints: Boomers Boomers...you're BOTH old
Dog_of_Myth:
Dmc3628: DAMN
before_damage: Are they having a boomer fight?
multeyemeteor: Has Serge ever played Enchantress? Weren't they all weird Lands amalgamations?
matthaus_c: a boom-off
Dmc3628: Serge has played enchantress but that was the time he was paired against Nelly and got obliterated i believe
NewtyNewts: OK Highlander
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @BrowneePoints Ironically, Wheeler is the second youngest LRR member
Earthenone: also, second youngest ben on staff
CompleatedPinkie: Huh. Fade From History has actually seen a bit of play in Modern...cool.
squ3e:
looking at the store right now, did they get rid of the luck sack dice bag? I wanted to get one 
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thraximore:
Ukon_Cairns:
BrowneePoints: @GhostofJeffGoldblum I know
definenull: calling yourself the premier hubris pilot is pretty.... spot on?
spawnofhastur: I like that LRR has so many premiers
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Symphoneers:
Such confidence 
Dog_of_Myth: So 3/1s then?
LRRbot: Godless Shrine | Land โ Plains Swamp | As Godless Shrine enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
LRRbot: Mox Emerald [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {G}.
spawnofhastur: I'm super excited to see Alex's deck in action, it's exactly my kind of shenanigans.
LRRbot: Fencing Ace [1W] | Creature โ Human Soldier [1/1] | Double strike
MegaDosX:
- Nelson's deck, probably
multeyemeteor: Nelson confirmed living human being
BrowneePoints: I always prefer to call the deck Aristocrafts
LRRbot: Great Furnace | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {R}.
kristian_fischer: It's a good way to affect your opponent's life total.
MegaDosX: Oh shit
kuli34: that tapping looks wrong
definenull: this is a p good card ngl
Symphoneers:
Nelson playing to me specifically 
spawnofhastur: Wishclaw Talisman + Goblin Welder is just good civilization
kristian_fischer: So that's 8. Instead of 2. STAB.
multeyemeteor: Does Bayou and Mox Emerald make red mana?
BrowneePoints: End of your NEXT Turn @LoadingReadyRun
thraximore: next turn, and wrong mana
HadesLeprechaun: until end of next turn, yeah
superdude097: Until end of NEXT turn
thraximore: nelson really is playing hubris
thraximore:
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kuli34: NEXT turn
MegaDosX: And yeah end of next turn
multeyemeteor: I didn't see anything... everything's alright
JokerBoney: End of next turn so that land isn't out of play yet
spawnofhastur: well the stakes have never been lower.
onion_flake: You have till next turn
Symphoneers: It's so good.
MegaDosX: Yeah Crescendo's pretty good as a combat trick
BrowneePoints: It's a very good Trick
benjamin_wheeler: 2020 green cards
KidintheOffice: this card was indeed printed in year of our lors 2023
LRRbot: Daretti, Ingenious Iconoclast [1BR] | Legendary Planeswalker โ Daretti [3] | [+1]: Create a 1/1 colorless Construct artifact creature token with defender. / [โ1]: You may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, destroy target artifact or creature. / [โ6]: Choose target artifact card in a graveyard or artifact on the battlefield. Create three tokens that are copies of it.
MegaDosX: Don't toucha my Darett
LRRbot: Zuran Orb [0] | Artifact | Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life.
thraximore: I think I'd really like to play the aristoscraps deck
Badchop: Flawless.
before_damage: Egg! Egg! Egg!
multeyemeteor: Dad has been struggling to find work, and the only place he could find something in his field was The City of Traitors. Now... this may be the right time to tell you about how much of a scumbag dad is
BrowneePoints: I really wanna try Aristocrafts but I'd have real trouble not putting Jan Janssen in
Spades_Slicc: Are we gonna start asking Alex if cards go in Aristoscraps now?
LRRbot: Crucible of Worlds [3] | Artifact | You may play lands from your graveyard.
Pharmacistjudge: Evenin' y'all
spawnofhastur: @BrowneePoints I'll allow it as long as you also put Jens in.
before_damage: Premier Ooze pilot
multeyemeteor: Isn't Alex the premiere Double Strike tribal pilot?
Spades_Slicc: @BrowneePoints It's so hard to get him to leave Wisconsin tho
NewtyNewts: Premier, or Premiere?
DigitalSeahorse:
JokerBoney: Nelly isn't even worried about the life. I'm sure it's gonna be fine
multeyemeteor: @NewtyNewts My fingers are on autopilot, and I care very little for typos right now
hey_kelvin: is Nelly on some cheeky domain stuff
NewtyNewts: Not a typo, just whether they're top-tier or first-in-line
before_damage: Carp Alex?
Finalsora811: Mom's Daretti.
LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
LRRbot: Might of Alara [G] | Instant | Domain โ Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each basic land type among lands you control.
LRRbot: Become Immense [5G] | Instant | Delve / Target creature gets +6/+6 until end of turn.
multeyemeteor: Scooze... well known single striker
matthaus_c: come on down to the Double Strike Zoo
before_damage: Thatโs a secret lair paul
DigitalSeahorse:
BrowneePoints: Sesame Street Secret Lair. Scavenging Ooze is Oscar
LRRbot: Stoneforge Mystic [1W] | Creature โ Kor Artificer [1/2] | When Stoneforge Mystic enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}{W}, {T}: You may put an Equipment card from your hand onto the battlefield.
NewtyNewts: What are the other Streetizens? Big Bird being a Roc of some kind?
LRRbot: Arcbound Ravager [2] | Artifact Creature โ Beast [0/0] | Sacrifice an artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on Arcbound Ravager. / Modular 1
LRRbot: Kaldra Compleat [7] | Legendary Artifact โ Equipment | Living weapon / Indestructible / Equipped creature gets +5/+5 and has first strike, trample, indestructible, haste, and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a creature, exile that creature." / Equip {7}
DigitalSeahorse: reminds me of a strange dream I had where I was eating rubber which tasted vaguely of marshmallow
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Tiber727: I seize what I eat and I eat what I seize.
DigitalSeahorse: gross but I couldn't stop
BrowneePoints: @NewtyNewts Big Bird is Kykar
DarknessKingCoH: It's the i of the taiga
DigitalSeahorse: silly dreams
before_damage: So my playgroup has gotten into 4 and 6 player modern. Canโt wait for the four play highlander game.
RangerAlpha7: Admittedly, there's a LOT of keywords on that card, who would read them all
MegaDosX: Has anyone ever equipped a Questing Beast with Kaldra Compleat?
prestonhd: @before_damage that sounds like rad fun
BrowneePoints: Bert and Ernie as Kynaios and Tiro, Elmo as Goblin Guide/Ragavan @NewtyNewts
Spades_Slicc: March of the Machines not to be confused with March of the Machine
NewtyNewts: This is March, and we're all watching on The Machine
spawnofhastur: @MegaDosX another fun one is mutating a Snapdax onto a Kaldra Compleat germ
Finalsora811: !card batterbone
LRRbot: Batterbone [2] | Artifact โ Equipment | Living weapon / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has vigilance and lifelink. / Equip {5}
ArcOfTheConclave: indestructable and haste
BrowneePoints: The Kaldra is Compleat....
excalgold: Sam Jackson is here to talk to you about the Batterskull initiative during the credits
DigitalSeahorse:
JokerBoney: Batterskull finally gets to be made into a Pancake skull
LRRbot: Once Upon a Time [1G] | Instant | If this spell is the first spell you've cast this game, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. / Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
MegaDosX: @spawnofhastur Oh good god that sounds amazing
Ilyusion: Hell yeah Aristoscraps!
matthaus_c: once upon a time there was a turn one monkey
superdude097: Starting at 16 and 9 life?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Alex starting at 9 seems like a harsh penalty.
MegaDosX: Another question: has anyone ever started a game by casting Once Upon a Time, and then won through Happily Ever After?
spawnofhastur: @MegaDosX I had a game when I went turn 2 SFM, turn 3 put in Batterskull on the EoT, turn 4 mutate Snapdax onto the Germ. 15 point life swing in one turn
MegaDosX: @spawnofhastur DIsgusting, I love it
LRRbot: Zuran Orb [0] | Artifact | Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Pyrite Spellbomb [1] | Artifact | {R}, Sacrifice Pyrite Spellbomb: It deals 2 damage to any target. / {1}, Sacrifice Pyrite Spellbomb: Draw a card.
matthaus_c: more magic players than there are atoms in the universe
BrowneePoints: In the time of chimpanzees there was a monkey
BrowneePoints: He cost 1 mana and he was a lil funky
BrowneePoints: Soy...unnnnnn Ragavan....
DigitalSeahorse: xD
thraximore: Casting spellbombs,
BrowneePoints: I'm a Monkey Baby....so why don't you kill me
spawnofhastur: Mutating a Snapdax onto Ragavan is also hella fun
neisan2112: @BrowneePoints I love it lol
Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePoints Well done
LRRbot: Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer [R] | Legendary Creature โ Monkey Pirate [2/1] | Whenever Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token and exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card. / Dash {1}{R}
excalgold: @spawnofhastur unsleaved on the asphalt?
midnightcurryjazz: b m
lion_byte: trayzure
BrowneePoints: ooo sahelli was a good hit
LRRbot: Inquisition of Kozilek [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it with mana value 3 or less. That player discards that card.
spawnofhastur:
i don't want to hurt my nightmare kitty.
LRRbot: Veil of Summer [G] | Instant | Draw a card if an opponent has cast a blue or black spell this turn. Spells you control can't be countered this turn. You and permanents you control gain hexproof from blue and from black until end of turn.
LRRbot: Loxodon Smiter [1GW] | Creature โ Elephant Soldier [4/4] | This spell can't be countered. / If a spell or ability an opponent controls causes you to discard Loxodon Smiter, put it onto the battlefield instead of putting it into your graveyard.
LoadingReadyRun:
Ragavan is quite dashing
KidintheOffice: I recommend taking the loxodon smiter
RangerAlpha7:
Veil of summer D: Nelly is a monster
theamc2000: Take the loxodin
theamc2000: Jk
spawnofhastur: I had an opponent do that on turn 1
spawnofhastur: i won that game.
Badchop: Who got the first game?
LRRbot: Deadly Dispute [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. / Draw two cards and create a Treasure token.
BrowneePoints: Or getting to watch someone lilliana of the veil as they discard a Smiter or Baloth
RangerAlpha7: Its... very banned.
Finalsora811: !card blood fountain
LRRbot: Blood Fountain [B] | Artifact | When Blood Fountain enters the battlefield, create a Blood token. / {3}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice Blood Fountain: Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.
DarknessKingCoH: @Badchop Nelson won game 1
LRRbot: Nihil Spellbomb [1] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Nihil Spellbomb: Exile target player's graveyard. / When Nihil Spellbomb is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {B}. If you do, draw a card.
DigitalSeahorse: boolds y'all
spawnofhastur: alex why are you planting so many stink bombs
tanarusty: Are those duel lands heโs playing with?
LoadingReadyRun: @MegaDosX nope.
Alas_Babylon: @tanarusty Yep
Alas_Babylon: These guys have been collecting for years
MegaDosX: Have we ever seen Paul with a reflection in a mirror?
thraximore: don't you have to pay mana for blood?
multeyemeteor: Niles Spellbomb, Mirran accountant
MegaDosX: Blood costs 1 to activate yeah
LRRbot: Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer [R] | Legendary Creature โ Monkey Pirate [2/1] | Whenever Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token and exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card. / Dash {1}{R}
the_spider_bucket: Return of the monkey
Finalsora811: @thraximore He used a treasure.
thraximore: ah gotcha
thraximore: thanks
MegaDosX: Veil of Summer was one of the cards that got hit in the ban that hit Once Upon a Time and Oko
MegaDosX: In standard
multeyemeteor: One mana Cryptic Command
DigitalSeahorse:
I just sneezed 3x in a row, am I a rare now?
LoadingReadyRun:
@MegaDosX and all three of those cards are in decks tonight
LRRbot: Shrapnel Blast [1R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact. / Shrapnel Blast deals 5 damage to any target.
spawnofhastur: i love shrapnel blast
matthaus_c: dank nugs
MegaDosX: @LoadingReadyRun They're less problematic in Canlander, tbh
jushimus: oh no, nelly's apes
the_spider_bucket: RIP Monkey
bradlby: you double tapped it
before_damage: I enjoy how quietly Nelson takes a drinks. Itโs very appreciated.
superdude097: Double tapped
RangerAlpha7: Well, except oko
RangerAlpha7: Oko is always a problem
Alas_Babylon: Tablet's been temperamental tonight
MegaDosX: Oko is never not a problem
JokerBoney: Yeah should be at 8
LRRbot: Knight of the Reliquary [1GW] | Creature โ Human Knight [2/2] | Knight of the Reliquary gets +1/+1 for each land card in your graveyard. / {T}, Sacrifice a Forest or Plains: Search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
matthaus_c: we're doing a good life pad impression
JokerBoney: Now 7
notevendavid: When in doubt, take out oko
LRRbot: Basilisk Collar [1] | Artifact โ Equipment | Equipped creature has deathtouch and lifelink. / Equip {2}
LRRbot: Entomb [B] | Instant | Search your library for a card, put that card into your graveyard, then shuffle.
BrowneePoints: Oh god I just realized we could possibly get a Phyrexian Knight of the Reliquary in March
MegaDosX:
There was that chaos sealed event in Arena last year where I ran into someone playing Oko, and I had what has to be a rare occasion to kill it with Demon's Disciple from ZNR
superdude097: Nelly on 4/5 enemy ABUR Duels
DarknessKingCoH: Ah so Blight of the Reliquary
before_damage: We need a knight that counts all graveyards
spawnofhastur: I've cut Oko for Minsc & Boo in a lot of my lists
notevendavid: Phyrexian reliquary tower could be a fun card too
multeyemeteor: Tap to sac a decent land to go fetch a Sphere
LRRbot: Wishclaw Talisman [1B] | Artifact | Wishclaw Talisman enters the battlefield with three wish counters on it. / {1}, {T}, Remove a wish counter from Wishclaw Talisman: Search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle. An opponent gains control of Wishclaw Talisman. Activate only during your turn.
BrowneePoints: Nah. I think Ugin will instantly Obliterate any Phyrexians that steps foot in there
Mr_Bitterness: Considering Jace was one of the only ones who know that Bolas is there....
Finalsora811: !card junk diver
LRRbot: Junk Diver [3] | Artifact Creature โ Bird [1/1] | Flying / When Junk Diver dies, return another target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Junk Diver [3] | Artifact Creature โ Bird [1/1] | Flying / When Junk Diver dies, return another target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.
jushimus: @Distrei robOkotic
NewtyNewts: Compleated Towershell?
before_damage: Paul, why would you say something so hurtful
notevendavid: @distrei that's maybe the most disturbing thing I've heard today
TemporallyAwry:
We still don't have a phyrexian morph
DarknessKingCoH: Or a compleated Scuttling Doom Engine
MegaDosX: I hope Oko doesn't get compleated, I want them to print an actual balanced Oko in the new Eldraine set >_>
Nyxjbm: They're going straight to the moon! (to complete Emrakul)
matthaus_c:
@spawnofhastur ngl playing those two together is pretty fun for me 
Sogheim: they already compleated the Weatherlight, nothing is safe, nothing is sacred
MrAyeAxe: I hope Saheeli doesn't come home to a phyrexian Huatli
BrowneePoints: Would that make it a Thought-Knot Screer?
DigitalSeahorse:
Eldrazi! 
LRRbot: Viashino Slaughtermaster [1R] | Creature โ Viashino Warrior [1/1] | Double strike / {B}{G}: Viashino Slaughtermaster gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.
before_damage: Itโs been getting passed between discords Iโm on Alex.
Mr_Bitterness: @MrAyeAxe There'll be riots after they just had them in the Pride secret lair and compleated Nissa.
bigdumbtank: Spoiler: Fblthp was a sleeper agent the whole time.
thraximore: @bigdumbtank D:
thraximore:
he truly was lost
MegaDosX: Oh gross
bigdumbtank: It right in the name
BrowneePoints: I'm still banking on a Fblthp Borborygmos TeamUp legends
multeyemeteor: Browsing Alex' Twitter for art, finding image of Joshi wrestler dramatically parrying a kick
Dog_of_Myth: Fblthp was secretly Yawgmoth
MegaDosX: Alex you did will with that Thought Knot Seer because that's disgusting
gwamhurt: Vs deck but its Fblthp Vs Borborygmos
Mr_Bitterness: Fblthp & Jans: Exceptionally Time-Lost Team Up
before_damage: What percentage of the moonbase has substantial facial hair right now?
Loonatic93: If Tezzeret got compleated, would anybody notice?
LoadingReadyRun: That guy has a Master's Degree in Slaughter. He's working on his PhD, but he's having trouble with his thesis
gwamhurt: arent we all
MegaDosX: @Loonatic93 Tezzeret escaped compleation and it looks like they're setting him up to be a new antagonist in the upcoming story
Sogheim: compleat Ugin you cowards
LRRbot: Become Immense [5G] | Instant | Delve / Target creature gets +6/+6 until end of turn.
LoadingReadyRun: @before_damage approx. 4/5
multeyemeteor: Oh yeah... the Phyrexianized Thought-Knot Seer is nightmare fuel, and 3% cute
DigitalSeahorse:
super ded
Mr_Bitterness: Tezzeret's trying to sit out the war with his new darksteel body. Still will see if he'll play both sides some more.
before_damage: Thank you @loadingreadyrun
Loonatic93: Head Cannon Moment: Serra is coming back! And the big reveal is that Oketra was her long lost pet cat!
JokerBoney: With necro spellbomb it's lethal yeah
matthaus_c: Serra does deserve a retconned death at least
Spades_Slicc: I thought LED cast 1 spell from hand real good
BrowneePoints: I'm betting he sits out and makes a new Infinite Consortium
argusthecat: I remember Cam saying at one point that "Bad Fact or Fiction is still some amount of Fact or Fiction"
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Sogheim: y'know, the Gatewatch probably misses Nicol Bolas by now.
Finalsora811: I mean, even Jeweled Lotus only works in literally one format, and it's still super expensive.
kristian_fischer: A bucket full of mousetraps
NewtyNewts: That sounds like an Un-card
matthaus_c: !card blacker lotus
LRRbot: Blacker Lotus [0] | Artifact | {T}: Tear Blacker Lotus into pieces. Add four mana of any one color. Remove the pieces from the game.
JokerBoney:
Don't worry, even when it can only be used for commanders we can still make a doubling cube
ArcOfTheConclave: write a $100 check to wotc to tap for 3
LRRbot: Verdant Catacombs | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Verdant Catacombs: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
kristian_fischer: Fixed-But-Still-Broken Black Lotus. The flavor text just says "FOOOOOLED YOOOOU!"
LRRbot: Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer [R] | Legendary Creature โ Monkey Pirate [2/1] | Whenever Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token and exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card. / Dash {1}{R}
matthaus_c: we love a fast monkey
the_spider_bucket: MONKEY RETURNS
smthng_dffrnt: bingo card marked
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Entomb [B] | Instant | Search your library for a card, put that card into your graveyard, then shuffle.
matthaus_c:
is Alex gonna Tin Fins Nelly outta nowhere
NewtyNewts: Tin Pin Slammer!
Sogheim: we have Black Lotus and Lotus Petal but nothing in between... maybe the solution is to only add two mana?
hd_dabnado: still cant believe monkey is going to be on arena
LRRbot: Lurrus of the Dream-Den [1{W/B}{W/B}] | Legendary Creature โ Cat Nightmare [3/2] | Companion โ Each permanent card in your starting deck has mana value 2 or less. / Lifelink / During each of your turns, you may cast one permanent spell with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard.
cmdrlyrandar: @Sogheim Lotus Stem
grennysohail: oh cool they are doing Canadian Highlander, I can not wait to see this on the YT VODs!
before_damage: Lotus petal is still kinda broken
LRRbot: Vault of Whispers | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {B}.
LRRbot: Reanimate [B] | Sorcery | Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to its mana value.
DigitalSeahorse: lol
Finalsora811: Who could have guessed?!
KidintheOffice: who could have forseen this
argusthecat: Nature is healing, Lurus is back
excalgold: that line >.<
hd_dabnado: love that reference
BrowneePoints: Woah! Nelly has a whole Georgia on his lands!?
LRRbot: Mox Opal [0] | Legendary Artifact | Metalcraft โ {T}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
Mr_Bitterness: I love how "Someone ___ has returned" has become a meme for how absurdly dumb it is
TheInferno390: Somehow, Palpatine returned
bradlby: deathrite salmon
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature โ Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
Deezyssb: Thats broooootal
BrowneePoints: Didn't SCG do a Creature PLaymat of Deathrite Salmon?
gwamhurt: i just heard deathrite salmon
LRRbot: Malakir Rebirth [B] (back: Malakir Mire) | Instant | Choose target creature. You lose 2 life. Until end of turn, that creature gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control."
LRRbot: Gaea's Might [G] | Instant | Domain โ Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each basic land type among lands you control.
LRRbot: Adorned Pouncer [1W] | Creature โ Cat [1/1] | Double strike / Eternalize {3}{W}{W}
LoadingReadyRun: A Door Bouncer
DigitalSeahorse: kitty
paronomasiac042: kitty!
BrowneePoints: I THINK SCG did a Deathrite Salmon Playmat
DigitalSeahorse: slice kitty
before_damage: They did BP
NewtyNewts: Red-height Showman
Juliamon: dats racist?
LRRbot: Pia and Kiran Nalaar [2RR] | Legendary Creature โ Human Artificer [2/2] | When Pia and Kiran Nalaar enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying. / {2}{R}, Sacrifice an artifact: Pia and Kiran Nalaar deals 2 damage to any target.
SnowbirdMike: hahahah alex
BrowneePoints: ope sorry link broke
thraximore:
Chandra's dead parents! 
KidintheOffice: Nelly wants like a Cod Centaur lol
MegaDosX: Mum and dad are home!
BrowneePoints: a NON broken link for chat
serramarkov: Cat's favorite picture
NewtyNewts: Thanks!
matthaus_c: isn't Kiran dead
before_damage: Either Nelly dies the hero or lives long enough to become the mom and dad killer
BrowneePoints: Well Kiran's mostly in the Ground
MegaDosX: I mean, Kiran's dead
BrowneePoints: So his adventures are decomposing
Finalsora811: Bad news, Paul.
before_damage: @matthaus_c very dead
ClaytonClayDavis: damn that deathrite mat looks awesome
MegaDosX: Too late Nelson
aminusculeamountofpoggers: Pia's Adventures to the Graveyard.
Deezyssb: Krip the homie Kiran
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Dread_Pirate_Westley: They built an airship out of his heart.
bradlby: that card is a flashback, yeah
JokerBoney: Kiran is super duper dead
benjamin_wheeler: Kiran is dead and Pia got eaten by The Grolnok
LRRbot: Chrome Mox [0] | Artifact | Imprint โ When Chrome Mox enters the battlefield, you may exile a nonartifact, nonland card from your hand. / {T}: Add one mana of any of the exiled card's colors.
excalgold: timey wimey nonsense?
Alas_Babylon: I thought Pia got eaten by the Gitrog?
Pesmerga__: URZAS DEAD?!?! whaaa
JokerBoney: @benjamin_wheeler we can't do this again
TemporallyAwry: I've honestly hit the point I'm not confident they're actually committed to keeping Urza dead.
Deezyssb: Dead is a relative term for urza
DigitalSeahorse: meow
TheInnsanity: I think it's just named after him
ArcOfTheConclave: no it's just named after him in his honor
neisan2112: I think it's just named after him, but thinking of it like that, ho boy
matthaus_c: Skysovereign runs on dead air marshals
LRRbot: Pia and Kiran Nalaar [2RR] | Legendary Creature โ Human Artificer [2/2] | When Pia and Kiran Nalaar enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying. / {2}{R}, Sacrifice an artifact: Pia and Kiran Nalaar deals 2 damage to any target.
BrowneePoints: It's carrying on his "heart" by virtue of his Legacy
MegaDosX: Yeah pretty sure using a person's heart as a power source would be a bit grim for Kaladesh
neisan2112: I kind of wish that was the case
neisan2112: Its just an Eva
Spades_Slicc: Heart of kiren compleated
KidintheOffice: Not a crazy assumption considering Gonti's Aether Heart was also in that block
excalgold: 'the heart of Midlothian', it's off in space doing space things against the covenant ?
Sogheim: Pia is a 2/2 by herself, so Kiran is a 0/0 Germ
matthaus_c: get in the skyship, chandra
TheInnsanity: BIG kitty
ArcOfTheConclave: @Sogheim Kiran is a 1/1 thopter
BrowneePoints: Beeg Kitty
niccus: !card Gonti's Aether Heart
LRRbot: Gonti's Aether Heart [6] | Legendary Artifact | Whenever Gonti's Aether Heart or another artifact enters the battlefield under your control, you get {E}{E}. / Pay {E}{E}{E}{E}{E}{E}{E}{E}, Exile Gonti's Aether Heart: Take an extra turn after this one.
DigitalSeahorse:
bigger kitty
bradlby: the universal symbol for eternalize, slightly escaping the sleeve
Deezyssb: Large feline
niccus: there's the heart you want powering your ship
multeyemeteor: Bigger kitty, larger meows... we're gonna need a huge ball of yarn
before_damage: Alex need a bigger life total
DarknessKingCoH: That cat got phat
Nyxjbm: Urza's gonna pop up out of a box like Shangela - he's back back back again
bradlby:
the_spider_bucket: Ragavan is having a rough day
LRRbot: Fatal Push [B] | Instant | Destroy target creature if it has mana value 2 or less. / Revolt โ Destroy that creature if it has mana value 4 or less instead if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn.
BrowneePoints: Alex is just playing Kaladesh Block Tribal(jk)
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
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Dmc3628: lest they were turned by DJ Scarab god
JokerBoney: Eternalize and Embalm tokens specifically have mv 0
thraximore: we call this a "clock"
LRRbot: Mayhem Devil [1BR] | Creature โ Devil [3/3] | Whenever a player sacrifices a permanent, Mayhem Devil deals 1 damage to any target.
MegaDosX: Oh boy Mayhem Devil
Akaiatana: @BrowneePoints He isn't blocking, thpough
the_spider_bucket: The monkeyโs life has value, Nelson
matthaus_c: that monkey has thoughts and feelings
BrowneePoints: @Akaiatana *throws in a trash compactor*
Ukon_Cairns: player removal is universal removal
matthaus_c: yasooka speed magic
JokerBoney: Alright chat - 4 hour game
hd_dabnado:
DigitalSeahorse: xD
LRRbot: Mox Ruby [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {R}.
LRRbot: Goblin Welder [R] | Creature โ Goblin Artificer [1/1] | {T}: Choose target artifact a player controls and target artifact card in that player's graveyard. If both targets are still legal as this ability resolves, that player simultaneously sacrifices the artifact and returns the artifact card to the battlefield.
LRRbot: Territorial Kavu [RG] | Creature โ Kavu [*/*] | Domain โ Territorial Kavu's power and toughness are each equal to the number of basic land types among lands you control. / Whenever Territorial Kavu attacks, choose one โ / โข Discard a card. If you do, draw a card. / โข Exile up to one target card from a graveyard.
DigitalSeahorse:
quick game where everyone starts with life total of just 1
MegaDosX: Should probably also put a counter on Urza's Saga to keep track of chapters >_>
niccus: new rule, players can negotiate starting life totals
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MegaDosX: Or a die on it rathe
MegaDosX: rather
Akaiatana: How did Nelly have red for the Kavu? I feel like I missed a card somewhere
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Akaiatana: Ah! Delayed timing from search and shuffle. Thanks, Nelly
LRRbot: Eater of Virtue [1] | Legendary Artifact โ Equipment | Whenever equipped creature dies, exile it. / Equipped creature gets +2/+0. / As long as a card exiled with Eater of Virtue has flying, equipped creature has flying. The same is true for first strike, double strike, deathtouch, haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, protection, reach, trample, and vigilance. / Equip {1}
LRRbot: Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.
DigitalSeahorse:
Finalsora811: Nelson should be at 19. Only damage is from fetch.
BrowneePoints: Daretti Spaghetti
LRRbot: Daretti, Ingenious Iconoclast [1BR] | Legendary Planeswalker โ Daretti [3] | [+1]: Create a 1/1 colorless Construct artifact creature token with defender. / [โ1]: You may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, destroy target artifact or creature. / [โ6]: Choose target artifact card in a graveyard or artifact on the battlefield. Create three tokens that are copies of it.
matthaus_c: love to see welder violence
thraximore: alex should have one muffin, I suppose
BrowneePoints: It's after draw
multeyemeteor: At the beginning of your first main phase
Alas_Babylon: It's the first thing that happens in his precombat main
JokerBoney: Saga triggers happen beginning precombat main
Pharmacistjudge: correct
Alas_Babylon: Yes
JokerBoney: So - you can float the mana for your main phase if you want for example
JokerBoney: Correfr
LastCenturion: it's not sacced until the last chapter resolves
superdude097: At the start of Main Phase, so you've drawn for turn when trigger happens.
BrowneePoints: Yep. Just after draw so it can add Mana for your 1st combat main and Saga sacs after chapter resolution
Pharmacistjudge: it's main phase, so it's after draw
Pharmacistjudge: I'm proud of you
multeyemeteor: Nelson knowing stuff is on brand
JokerBoney: Nelly so good at this magic judging thing
niccus: it all lines up so that it's an even more messed up card
JokerBoney: So proud
Ukon_Cairns: yeah, the reason its got that totally weird non-upkeep timing is so decisions can be made after drawing card for turn
niccus: when in doubt, remember, it's a messed up card, it probably does what you want (except for the exact mana cost thing)
DarknessKingCoH: And it has to be colorless 0 or 1
Pharmacistjudge: Oh goodness, I get called out by Paul ><
Mr_Bitterness:
its a very expensive card.
multeyemeteor: You can go get your Wooden Sphere, Alex
before_damage: Nelson should be up one life since Alex retracted the first goblin welder attack
neisan2112: I should get one when I go to a tournament in a few weeks
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Dmc3628: pretty good one
niccus: i guess skullclamp _is_ urza's saga, in a way
multeyemeteor: Missed the courtesy trigger
superdude097: I like that it's like Skeleton Archer, in that it's name and type-line are the same
Akaiatana: WotC keeps reusing names and it's frustrating to me. The Brother's War is a book! Arena is a card!
Dmc3628: these defenders wear proper clamps
the_spider_bucket: Most importantly, its a saga with the land subtype Urzaโs
MegaDosX: @niccus Part of its power is Saga can be Skullclamp, Sol Ring, Shadowspear, Mana Crypt, and a bunch of other things >_>
DarknessKingCoH: @Akaiatana Mirrodin Beseiged is an enchantment!
matthaus_c:
I want more cards with set names. give me Avacyn Restored, give me the Champions of Kamigawa
before_damage: Unfortunately Alex doesnโt have any elves to clamp (elder dragon social club reference)
niccus: so we have Urza's Saga set, when are we getting Land Enchantment
Dmc3628: Conflux is a sorcery
multeyemeteor: Alex is walking face first into Nelson's Battering Ram strat
Dmc3628: OOF
LoadingReadyRun: @Akaiatana welcome to LoadingReadyLIVE!
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c Imagine if Sorin somehow figures something out when Phyrexia invades Innistrad and somehow brings Avacyn back, and that's Avacyn Restored
LRRbot: Goblin Engineer [1R] | Creature โ Goblin Artificer [1/2] | When Goblin Engineer enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an artifact card, put it into your graveyard, then shuffle. / {R}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Return target artifact card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
RangerAlpha7:
cityscape leveller
jushimus: ^
MegaDosX:
Blightsteel Colossus 
Mr_Bitterness: Kaldra Compleated?
matthaus_c: Chaos Defiler
Dog_of_Myth: Go OG, Go Darksteel Colossus
TheTunnelingCat: chaos defiler is probably the right decision
LRRbot: Crucible of Worlds [3] | Artifact | You may play lands from your graveyard.
matthaus_c: daaaaamn
Dmc3628: crucible and urza's saga oofa
TheTunnelingCat: emrakul
gwamhurt: all those promos were sick
gwamhurt: in that era
Akaiatana: A wurm welcome
BrowneePoints: yea prerelease promos in the Alara era of magic was sick
BrowneePoints: Emrakul
DarknessKingCoH: Emrakul was one as well
DigitalSeahorse: nice
paronomasiac042: johnny vengeance was sick
MegaDosX: Oh good lord yeah Crucible and Urza's Saga is pretty spicy
Radyin: That's how I got my Emrakul, the Aeons Torn.
Dog_of_Myth: I have a few promos like that. Good times back then
gwamhurt: new prerelease promos are like 'have a shivan dragon' :c
niccus: it's more of an urza's round
the_spider_bucket: Nah he FINDS the broken thing and if its not too complicated he can fix it
Khorak_The_Mighty: blightsteel
multeyemeteor: "I made you a nice trinket out of your Wurmcoil Engine. You didn't need your car, did you?"
KeytarCat: Urza's match-three
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
MegaDosX: Card reader really doesn't like foils huh?
multeyemeteor: Best Path, though
Juliamon: Some foil treatments really affect readability
the_spider_bucket: If the broken thing he finds is too complicated he can get the shop welder to help him out
Dog_of_Myth: Also Rebecca Guay art too
LRRbot: Gaea's Might [G] | Instant | Domain โ Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each basic land type among lands you control.
benjamin_wheeler: Alex mentioned needing more big idiots, what he really needs is a Chaos Defiler
DigitalSeahorse: somewhere over the mountain, wayyyy up high
LoadingReadyRun:
@MegaDosX that is true, but it also doesn't like it when it doesn't have the right card
gibbousm: thats a lot of damage Nelly
MegaDosX:
@LoadingReadyRun Also fair!
TheTunnelingCat: should only be 9 damage right?
multeyemeteor: Biggus boyus
TheTunnelingCat: or am i missing something
BrowneePoints: Chaos 40k Deck
matthaus_c: !card chaos defiler
LRRbot: Chaos Defiler [3BR] | Artifact Creature โ Demon Construct [5/4] | Trample / Battle Cannon โ When Chaos Defiler enters the battlefield or dies, for each opponent, choose a nonland permanent that player controls. Destroy one of them chosen at random.
MegaDosX: It's busted in half in 1vs1
thraximore: it's *absurd*
matthaus_c: doesn't even target
Finalsora811: !card cityscape level
LRRbot: Cityscape Leveler [8] | Artifact Creature โ Construct [8/8] | Trample / When you cast this spell and whenever Cityscape Leveler attacks, destroy up to one target nonland permanent. Its controller creates a tapped Powerstone token. / Unearth {8}
benjamin_wheeler: Best card from 40k not close
JokerBoney: Chaos Defiler just poops in your soup
Pharmacistjudge: I love that chaos defiler kills stuff like true name nemesis
JokerBoney: It kills true name
benjamin_wheeler: Makes Mawloc and Triumph look like Commander cards
JokerBoney: Like - probably one of my favorite cards
MegaDosX: Defiler also appreciates being able to loop
jushimus: as opposed to peaceful cannon
matthaus_c: it does have Trample
JokerBoney: Yeah it's just the number one 40k card
JokerBoney: Not close
LRRbot: Chaos Defiler [3BR] | Artifact Creature โ Demon Construct [5/4] | Trample / Battle Cannon โ When Chaos Defiler enters the battlefield or dies, for each opponent, choose a nonland permanent that player controls. Destroy one of them chosen at random.
LRRbot: Lurrus of the Dream-Den [1{W/B}{W/B}] | Legendary Creature โ Cat Nightmare [3/2] | Companion โ Each permanent card in your starting deck has mana value 2 or less. / Lifelink / During each of your turns, you may cast one permanent spell with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard.
matthaus_c: Meteor Golem needed the glowup
excalgold: because everything 40K is absurd
LRRbot: Recruiter of the Guard [2W] | Creature โ Human Soldier [1/1] | When Recruiter of the Guard enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a creature card with toughness 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
multeyemeteor: @Pharmacistjudge I'm also very fond of the fact that it flicks Sailors' Bane on the nose without dealing paying 4
TheTunnelingCat: @LoadingReadyRun nelsons attack shouldve only been for 9 right? 2 from eater, 2 from counters, base 1/1, +4 from might (no swamp on nelsons side),
multeyemeteor: *dealing with ward
DigitalSeahorse: LRR has an Earth Base too?
matthaus_c: we're the earth base
matthaus_c: they're up in the moon
DarknessKingCoH: Oh right, the Lotus Bloom in the acrylic case under the tv was a prerelease promo.
code1300: Does he want to add a mana
before_damage: He can even float a mana
Ukon_Cairns: because the target is random* (not really) gets the discount for chaos, for the chance to miss* (it wont miss)
Akaiatana: @DigitalSeahorse The moonbase orbits underground! Counts for both
multeyemeteor: Welder me this, Batman
before_damage: Nelly loves it when his friend are sad
LRRbot: Underworld Breach [1R] | Enchantment | Each nonland card in your graveyard has escape. The escape cost is equal to the card's mana cost plus exile three other cards from your graveyard. / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Underworld Breach.
Dumori: I just noticed Nelsonโs image is slightly outside of the frame and onto the table
Finalsora811: !card lurrus
LRRbot: Lurrus of the Dream-Den [1{W/B}{W/B}] | Legendary Creature โ Cat Nightmare [3/2] | Companion โ Each permanent card in your starting deck has mana value 2 or less. / Lifelink / During each of your turns, you may cast one permanent spell with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard.
LoadingReadyRun: @Dumori you saw nothing!
LRRbot: Psychomancer [1B] | Artifact Creature โ Necron Wizard [1/1] | Flying / Harbinger of Despair โ Whenever Psychomancer or another nontoken artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield or is put into exile from the battlefield, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Akaiatana: The Nelly Mandela effect
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TheInnsanity: the 40k cards are out?
TheTunnelingCat: theyve been out for a while
before_damage: Since last fall
MegaDosX: @TheInnsanity Came out last year I believe
TheTunnelingCat: october i believe?
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LRRbot: Raging Ravine | Land | Raging Ravine enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}. / {2}{R}{G}: Until end of turn, Raging Ravine becomes a 3/3 red and green Elemental creature with "Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it." It's still a land.
multeyemeteor: Wheeler seems excited about something
Dog_of_Myth: Also, they are out in the big box stores right now. Second printing I believe
kumatsu: nontoken
benjamin_wheeler: โJust a quick gameโ - 25 minutes later
LRRbot: Saheeli, Sublime Artificer [1{U/R}{U/R}] | Legendary Planeswalker โ Saheeli [5] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token. / [โ2]: Target artifact you control becomes a copy of another target artifact or creature you control until end of turn, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.
before_damage: Still not the longest game tonight
Akaiatana: "You seem like a decent deckbuilder. I'd love to die."
MegaDosX: Also gain life from Lurrus
LoadingReadyRun:
If they work together, there is nothing they can't do!
Alas_Babylon: Lifelink!
DigitalSeahorse:
killed
DigitalSeahorse:
before_damage: Now Nelly and Wheeler need to bang out a quick one
Robot_Bones: do we not do phrasing here anymore
MegaDosX:
Didn't end up mattering, but always remember that Lurrus, as well as letting you recur things, also has lielink
Finalsora811: I'd love to see Alex's deck against something like Grixis Welder.
hd_dabnado: !findquote goblin
hd_dabnado: er, brain plz
hd_dabnado: !quote goblin
Juliamon: you lost your sub badge
Juliamon: you had it right the first time
hd_dabnado: riiiight
matthaus_c: !findquote goblin
LRRbot: Quote #8253: "You have to understand, I'm a chaos goblin." โHeather [2022-10-01]
hd_dabnado: thank you
matthaus_c:
np 
neisan2112: @LRRbot Perfect heather quote
ban124_: Bello mioo
midnightcurryjazz: we could hear the mouth sounds though
gwamhurt: i cant believe hed pantomine at us
matthaus_c: Canadian: The Highlander
BrowneePoints: Every time you say Okay I hear the "Okay" vine
LRRbot: Marsh Flats | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Marsh Flats: Search your library for a Plains or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
before_damage: This hardly seems fair. Wheeler needs enchantment lands.
TheTunnelingCat: skrelvs hive
paronomasiac042: hell's skive
multeyemeteor: Don't trust'im
BrowneePoints: SKITTERBLOSSOM!
Alas_Babylon: !card Skrelv's Hive
LRRbot: Skrelv's Hive [1W] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and create a 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature token with toxic 1 and "This creature can't block." / Corrupted โ As long as an opponent has three or more poison counters, creatures you control with toxic have lifelink.
matthaus_c: premier Artifacts and Enchantments pilot of the format
BrowneePoints: Also don't know which one of y'all stole Skitterblossom from me for the nicknames but I'm watching y'all *narrows eyes*
multeyemeteor: Skrelv has no fury like a mite scorn
Akaiatana: !Card mox opal
LRRbot: Mox Opal [0] | Legendary Artifact | Metalcraft โ {T}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
Alas_Babylon: Turns out white Bitterblossom actually isn't all that bad
LRRbot: Fertile Ground [1G] | Enchantment โ Aura | Enchant land / Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of any color.
couchboyj: We got a new premiere enchantress pilot
ArcOfTheConclave: shit skitterblossom is such a good name
itira:
you two are wild
before_damage: This is extra good for Alexโs !card all that glitters
LRRbot: Solemn Simulacrum [4] | Artifact Creature โ Golem [2/2] | When Solemn Simulacrum enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / When Solemn Simulacrum dies, you may draw a card.
gwamhurt: hehehe
Alas_Babylon: Do we have to kill Alex with laughter every stream
Alas_Babylon: Like, I'm here for it, just, y'nkow, the man needs his oxygen
matthaus_c: I loved that time Vorinclex and Jin-Gitaxias took a bath together in the Breeding Pool
LRRbot: Eidolon of Blossoms [2GG] | Enchantment Creature โ Spirit [2/2] | Constellation โ Whenever Eidolon of Blossoms or another enchantment enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card.
BrowneePoints: @ArcOfTheConclave Thank you! I came up with it at the PPR and felt like a GENIUS
paronomasiac042: i, dolan
ArcOfTheConclave: did alex have metalcraft
Dragonas77: alex, no metalcraft
gwamhurt: 'enter my breading pool' -shrek
radio414yesthatone: that w/b land is an artifact, he had metalcraft
Finalsora811: @ArcOfTheConclave Yes. Artifact land, Mite, and Opal.
gibbousm: Alex, that Opal doesn't tap to pay for Sad Robot
DigitalSeahorse: dang computer did something weird and made me miss a few min
multeyemeteor: Dolan of Blossoms and Gilded Goobie
aminusculeamountofpoggers: Don't worry chat, you'll get him next time.
Alas_Babylon: (He did have Metalcraft friendos)
LRRbot: Sokenzan Smelter [1R] | Creature โ Goblin Artificer [2/2] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {1} and sacrifice an artifact. If you do, create a 3/1 red Construct artifact creature token with haste.
matthaus_c: ooooh, mite upgrade
midnightcurryjazz:
arobinyouknow: that seems mite-y good
matthaus_c: LMAO
DigitalSeahorse: xD
niccus: like magic
multeyemeteor: WOTC!!!!!
DigitalSeahorse: hahahhahahh
thraximore:
bradlby: gotteeeeeem
Finalsora811: Got 'em!
BrowneePoints: We appreciate you Alex
tehfewl: mite on both sides? come on
DigitalSeahorse: he was duped?
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
lesbianpunkpyromancer20: why do we even have that side!
multeyemeteor: Don't worry, you get another one in a bit
superdude097: More of that strange oil...
LRRbot: Utopia Sprawl [G] | Enchantment โ Aura | Enchant Forest / As Utopia Sprawl enters the battlefield, choose a color. / Whenever enchanted Forest is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of the chosen color.
matthaus_c:
what if we held hands in the ichor wellspring haha jk unless
LRRbot: Fastbond [G] | Enchantment | You may play any number of lands on each of your turns. / Whenever you play a land, if it wasn't the first land you played this turn, Fastbond deals 1 damage to you.
Dog_of_Myth: @matthaus_c u compleate me
DigitalSeahorse:
matthaus_c
Akaiatana: @lesbianpunkpyromancer20 White and black cards have their own mite style! /antijoke
LRRbot: Sterling Grove [GW] | Enchantment | Other enchantments you control have shroud. / {1}, Sacrifice Sterling Grove: Search your library for an enchantment card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
LRRbot: Sanctum Weaver [1G] | Enchantment Creature โ Dryad [0/2] | {T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of enchantments you control.
multeyemeteor: Mega Mite
DigitalSeahorse: butterfly tree
PigmyWurm: Fastbon and enchantments? Is Wheeler just here to dunk on Serge?
before_damage: My twitch glitches and it sounded like he said sanctum wheeler
paronomasiac042: bacardium?
LRRbot: Experimental Synthesizer [R] | Artifact | When Experimental Synthesizer enters or leaves the battlefield, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. / {2}{R}, Sacrifice Experimental Synthesizer: Create a 2/2 white Samurai creature token with vigilance. Activate only as a sorcery.
matthaus_c: first to 10 tide pods ingested loses
lesbianpunkpyromancer20: @lesbianpunkpyromancer20 truueeeeeeee /antiantijoke i didnt know how to convey the wrong lever over text
niccus: toxic gamers in the house
DigitalSeahorse: but did Paul consent to it
Finalsora811: !card myr ret
LRRbot: Myr Retriever [2] | Artifact Creature โ Myr [1/1] | When Myr Retriever dies, return another target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.
Alas_Babylon: He's just... he's just a little guy!
Dog_of_Myth: What's a little toxicty between players
Akaiatana: The poison. The poison from Krelv's Hive. The poison from the mites from Krelv's hive. Krevl's poison
mister_nibbles: i gotta hear this
multeyemeteor: It's kinda not cool that Myr Retriever can't get fetchlands
XBain: how high is too high?
LRRbot: Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer [R] | Legendary Creature โ Monkey Pirate [2/1] | Whenever Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token and exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card. / Dash {1}{R}
iloveolivepizza: Bill
LRRbot: Phyrexian Unlife [2W] | Enchantment | You don't lose the game for having 0 or less life. / As long as you have 0 or less life, all damage is dealt to you as though its source had infect.
lesbianpunkpyromancer20: @Akaiatana why do we even have that poison!!...did i do it right this time??
multeyemeteor: Oh... the irony
Alas_Babylon: Thing is, the mites now have double duty once his life goes below 0
Akaiatana: @Akaiatana You did it right both times.
Alas_Babylon: Toxic 1, 1/1, Infect means essentially Toxic 2
Mr_Bitterness: do we have decklists for today?
DigitalSeahorse: YOU'RE really good now
multeyemeteor: uh oh
DigitalSeahorse:
KidintheOffice: how do you ban the streamer?
ErrorCode404:
Dog_of_Myth:
ReachW:
LRRbot: Solemnity [2W] | Enchantment | Players can't get counters. / Counters can't be put on artifacts, creatures, enchantments, or lands.
midnightcurryjazz:
LRRbot: Idyllic Tutor [2W] | Sorcery | Search your library for an enchantment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
smthng_dffrnt: mods pls do something about the bad streamers
multeyemeteor: He has inside him blood of kings
matthaus_c: !findquote streamer
LRRbot: Quote #7450: "If the furries can figure it out, the streamers can too." โSerge [2021-01-13]
DigitalSeahorse: but you're funny people
thraximore: and this is why Chaos Defiler is busto
LRRbot: Abundant Growth [G] | Enchantment โ Aura | Enchant land / When Abundant Growth enters the battlefield, draw a card. / Enchanted land has "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
lesbianpunkpyromancer20:
@Akaiatana
DoodlestheGreat: This is what happens when cousins marry.
thraximore: because Shroud doesn't do anything against it
LRRbot: Mirri's Guile [G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order.
matthaus_c: Alexa play Guile's Theme
DigitalSeahorse: gueeela
LRRbot: Wild Growth [G] | Enchantment โ Aura | Enchant land / Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional {G}.
ban124_: Ao io sono italiano
ban124_: Cosa volete
LRRbot: Waste Land | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Waste Land: Destroy target nonbasic land. That land's controller creates a Wastes token.
multeyemeteor: Ben Guiler, the third Mario bro... brah
ban124_: <message deleted>Ora non si dice piรน mamma mia mia si dice tu madre qua zoccolona
multeyemeteor: delicious
ban124_: Capito io sono italiano
LRRbot: Goblin Engineer [1R] | Creature โ Goblin Artificer [1/2] | When Goblin Engineer enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an artifact card, put it into your graveyard, then shuffle. / {R}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Return target artifact card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Alas_Babylon: @ban124_ English chatroom friendo
Juliamon: English, please
Alas_Babylon: Eeeerectin' a dispenser
multeyemeteor: He's likely doing a bit
LRRbot: Enchantress's Presence [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, draw a card.
thraximore: I... don't see a way Alex can win here?
Akaiatana: @thraximore Mill
LRRbot: Green Sun's Zenith [XG] | Sorcery | Search your library for a green creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Shuffle Green Sun's Zenith into its owner's library.
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
RealGamerCow: Green Sun's Zenith on the 1s and 2s
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multeyemeteor: Council's Judgment
citizen_pain: @thraximore hit him to 0 then austere command?
LRRbot: Sythis, Harvest's Hand [GW] | Legendary Enchantment Creature โ Nymph [1/2] | Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, you gain 1 life and draw a card.
before_damage: What language is that sterling grove in?
SacrificialToast:
he's got white...could possibly have enchantment removal somewhere in there?
PigmyWurm: If he has Engineered explosives in his deck he can win with that
Alas_Babylon: Syhth, Hyhthyth's Hyth
thraximore: he doesn't have Austere Command @citizen_pain
LRRbot: Crop Rotation [G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. / Search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Finalsora811: If Alex can bring Wheeler to 0, then destroy both the Grove and the Unlife. Long shot, but still.
before_damage: I couldnโt tell cause of the resolution of my video but that ended up really funny.
LRRbot: Serra's Sanctum | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W} for each enchantment you control.
thraximore: @Finalsora811 I don't see anything that can get through Sterling Grove's shroud
gwamhurt: Sythis reminds me of the Sithis of TES lore and now I kinda wanna see a Skyrm set
DigitalSeahorse:
gibbousm: but Wheeler, where are the Eggchantments?
Alas_Babylon: !card Chaos Defiler
LRRbot: Chaos Defiler [3BR] | Artifact Creature โ Demon Construct [5/4] | Trample / Battle Cannon โ When Chaos Defiler enters the battlefield or dies, for each opponent, choose a nonland permanent that player controls. Destroy one of them chosen at random.
jushimus: wheeler pretended artifacts were good for years for this moment
thraximore: nonland
Finalsora811: @thraximore Grove is other, so that obviously has to go first.
MegaDosX: Also, appreciates Goblin Welder
LRRbot: Mesa Enchantress [1WW] | Creature โ Human Druid [0/2] | Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, you may draw a card.
BrowneePoints: you forgot sechs
Alas_Babylon: elf
Mr_Bitterness: Zehn
definenull:
DigitalSeahorse: lul
ban124_: Zen
Juliamon: how could you forget sechs
thraximore: uno
multeyemeteor: Council's Judgment don't care about Grove
Mr_Bitterness: Elf, swolf
niccus: if you were wondering what it takes for a 5 mana 5/4 to make it
midnightcurryjazz:
LRRbot: Spirited Companion [1W] | Enchantment Creature โ Dog [1/1] | When Spirited Companion enters the battlefield, draw a card.
multeyemeteor: Question is... does Alex play Council's Judgment
thraximore: @multeyemeteor again, not in his list
thraximore: !decks
DigitalSeahorse: yes YEET the MATH
Alas_Babylon: The goodest girl in Canlander
Juliamon: !decks
thraximore: hm
definenull: What a good dog
gwamhurt: i cant believe ben would send dog into combat
gwamhurt: heartless
thraximore: thanks julia
LRRbot: Swift Reconfiguration [W] | Enchantment โ Aura | Flash / Enchant creature or Vehicle / Enchanted permanent is a Vehicle artifact with crew 5 and it loses all other card types.
multeyemeteor: @thraximore Sorry, didn't see your msg, also didn't check
thraximore: no worries
mister_nibbles: i think wheeler's zombie hands prevented lifegain again, should be at 6 right?
LRRbot: Moat [2WW] | Enchantment | Creatures without flying can't attack.
LRRbot: Exploration [G] | Enchantment | You may play an additional land on each of your turns.
TemporallyAwry:
You'd think island-walk could get past a moat 
DigitalSeahorse:
MegaDosX: "I love when you make decks that are smarter than you" - Olivia Gobert-Hicks
LRRbot: Seal of Primordium [1G] | Enchantment | Sacrifice Seal of Primordium: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
thraximore: @MegaDosX helluva quote
superdude097:
More like Naturalize on an enchantment
Finalsora811: Wheeler has something to get rid of his enchantments!
MegaDosX: @thraximore Said in the middle of resolving an overloaded Mizzix's Mastery on a Game Knights episode
definenull: inb4 bolt
LRRbot: Greater Auramancy [1W] | Enchantment | Other enchantments you control have shroud. / Enchanted creatures you control have shroud.
multeyemeteor: Greater Auramancy was the one that did it?
LRRbot: Swift Reconfiguration [W] | Enchantment โ Aura | Flash / Enchant creature or Vehicle / Enchanted permanent is a Vehicle artifact with crew 5 and it loses all other card types.
Electrodyne: I remember making fun of one of my friends long ago, for buying a Moat for TWENTY WHOLE DOLLARS for his deck
MegaDosX: !card engineered explosives
LRRbot: Engineered Explosives [X] | Artifact | Sunburst / {2}, Sacrifice Engineered Explosives: Destroy each nonland permanent with mana value equal to the number of charge counters on Engineered Explosives.
mister_nibbles: hey wheeler can we hear that clinton impression now? lol
Fruan: @Electrodyne Oof
Electrodyne: Back in the $100 Lotus days
Hypn2: !card chaos defiler
LRRbot: Chaos Defiler [3BR] | Artifact Creature โ Demon Construct [5/4] | Trample / Battle Cannon โ When Chaos Defiler enters the battlefield or dies, for each opponent, choose a nonland permanent that player controls. Destroy one of them chosen at random.
bunnysslayer: gut shot would go hard
definenull: Explosive seems p good in canlander esp with moxen
ban124_: How many lands are played in a commander centurion deck?
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
BrowneePoints: "there's so many tentacles Hillary"
Dog_of_Myth:
Mr_Bitterness: IT's called hentai, and it's art.
BrowneePoints: "More than an Octopus Barbecue"
midnightcurryjazz:
bunnysslayer: bill loves anime
Dog_of_Myth:
DigitalSeahorse:
TemporallyAwry:
Stop while your ahead
Gadora: Was Google even around at that point?
before_damage: Doesnโt Kiefer like the impression?
Loonatic93: At that point, you were dealing with Lycos and Yahoo for search engines.
multeyemeteor: We're living in Wheeler's imagination right now. Time and space doesn't exist
Applecrisp: @Gadora yes, Al Gore invented it after the internet
ban124_: How many lands are played in a commander centurion deck??
MegaDosX: Well we know there mite be poison counters, so.
chaos5896: hi Wheeler
DigitalSeahorse: I love the tentacle tats
LRRbot: Mox Pearl [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {W}.
RealGamerCow: GLHF
LRRbot: Sythis, Harvest's Hand [GW] | Legendary Enchantment Creature โ Nymph [1/2] | Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, you gain 1 life and draw a card.
RealGamerCow: God Loves Hentai Fans
LRRbot: Enlightened Tutor [W] | Instant | Search your library for an artifact or enchantment card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
matthaus_c: unf good start
before_damage: The enchantress deck telling their opponent to have fun it just teasing
DigitalSeahorse: sure sure
Finalsora811: Looks real to me.
definenull: I still love the purposefully smaller proxy
multeyemeteor: Baby Mox du du du du du du
LRRbot: Tidehollow Sculler [WB] | Artifact Creature โ Zombie [2/2] | When Tidehollow Sculler enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a nonland card from it. Exile that card. / When Tidehollow Sculler leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.
ThorSokar: looks legit from here
hidingbox: only the realest of mox pearls
TemporallyAwry:
You know it's real because it's insured and in a safety-deposit-box
niccus: definitely a mock pearl
trainpants: around the outside, around the outside
LRRbot: Destiny Spinner [1G] | Enchantment Creature โ Human [2/3] | Creature and enchantment spells you control can't be countered. / {3}{G}: Target land you control becomes an X/X Elemental creature with trample and haste until end of turn, where X is the number of enchantments you control. It's still a land.
before_damage: We donโt deserve the fine China
Cavemanhar: card reader recognizes it so its real enough
mister_nibbles: the early alpha cards were yugioh sized
niccus: if the card reader recognizes your arm, that's a real card too
LRRbot: Wolfwillow Haven [1G] | Enchantment โ Aura | Enchant land / Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional {G}. / {4}{G}, Sacrifice Wolfwillow Haven: Create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token. Activate only during your turn.
LoadingReadyRun: @Cavemanhar to be fair, the card recognizer also sometimes thinks people's hands are amonket showcase cards
mister_nibbles: i think arms are more readable than invocations lol
BrowneePoints: You're getting a whole Georgia!?
definenull: But it won't recognise wheeler's tattooed ponder
BrowneePoints: Hey! 2 games with Skitterblossom!
MegaDosX:
"Technically..."
LRRbot: Crop Rotation [G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. / Search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
DigitalSeahorse:
technically
BrowneePoints: i'd quote SPG
BrowneePoints: "Fire, Fire, burns much brighter, with oxygen...as the supplier"
LRRbot: Serra's Sanctum | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W} for each enchantment you control.
LRRbot: Sythis, Harvest's Hand [GW] | Legendary Enchantment Creature โ Nymph [1/2] | Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, you gain 1 life and draw a card.
nymistrya: Thank you BrowneePoint, I was waiting for someone to say it
multeyemeteor: sideboard
nightraven949: The card has to readily accessable
Larkonus: "I cast Wish." "Resolves." *Men in suits bring out a locked suitcase*
LRRbot: Sterling Grove [GW] | Enchantment | Other enchantments you control have shroud. / {1}, Sacrifice Sterling Grove: Search your library for an enchantment card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
BrowneePoints: @nymistrya I will always quote Steam Powered Giraffe
jushimus: my decks in this safe im lugging around i swear
Gadora: If you're playing in the bank vault, you should be fine.
LRRbot: Unbridled Growth [G] | Enchantment โ Aura | Enchant land / Enchanted land has "{T}: Add one mana of any color." / Sacrifice Unbridled Growth: Draw a card.
gwamhurt: sterling grove is sick
nightraven949: I mean LSV won a ptq I think with a technically incomplete deck
Pywodwagon: I know whoโs doing decklists for F2F this weekend and donโt envy them
LRRbot: Destiny Spinner [1G] | Enchantment Creature โ Human [2/3] | Creature and enchantment spells you control can't be countered. / {3}{G}: Target land you control becomes an X/X Elemental creature with trample and haste until end of turn, where X is the number of enchantments you control. It's still a land.
ban124_: You can show me your grandma artifact?
niccus: "I cast Wish." *those two yu-gi-oh people with the impossibly large deck walk in with the deck coffin*
multeyemeteor: where it belongs
DigitalSeahorse: my vault follows me everywhere
LRRbot: Journey to Nowhere [1W] | Enchantment | When Journey to Nowhere enters the battlefield, exile target creature. / When Journey to Nowhere leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
thraximore:
I was wondering
ban124_: The name
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PigmyWurm: Isn't enchantress supposed to be durdly and fall on its face half the time?
DigitalSeahorse: gulp
Finalsora811: !card sokenzan smelt
LRRbot: Sokenzan Smelter [1R] | Creature โ Goblin Artificer [2/2] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {1} and sacrifice an artifact. If you do, create a 3/1 red Construct artifact creature token with haste.
ban124_: Name grandma artifact in the left
Alas_Babylon: With so many redundant pieces, not anymore
DigitalSeahorse:
ban124_: Guys
LRRbot: Verduran Enchantress [1GG] | Creature โ Human Druid [0/2] | Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, you may draw a card.
multeyemeteor: @PigmyWurm It's definitely durdly
DigitalSeahorse: you're both kinda cool
plundypops: Susan, he meant donkey
LRRbot: Earthcraft [1G] | Enchantment | Tap an untapped creature you control: Untap target basic land.
before_damage: Banned in the what? Is this secret CAG info?
LRRbot: Mox Emerald [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {G}.
DigitalSeahorse: so real it's sure-real
Alas_Babylon: And there we go
LRRbot: Squirrel Nest [1GG] | Enchantment โ Aura | Enchant land / Enchanted land has "{T}: Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token."
Dog_of_Myth: Oh baby
definenull: Uh oh
SquirrelLord1111: OH BABY
thraximore:
DigitalSeahorse:
squirrel! 
LRRbot: Drop of Honey [G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy the creature with the least power. It can't be regenerated. If two or more creatures are tied for least power, you choose one of them. / When there are no creatures on the battlefield, sacrifice Drop of Honey.
niccus: squirrel demon core
paronomasiac042: skerbles!
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LRRbot: Sevinne's Reclamation [2W] | Sorcery | Return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, you may copy this spell and may choose a new target for the copy. / Flashback {4}{W}
citizen_pain: So lore-wise how does honey kill people
multeyemeteor: rip
LRRbot: Sterling Grove [GW] | Enchantment | Other enchantments you control have shroud. / {1}, Sacrifice Sterling Grove: Search your library for an enchantment card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
SquirrelLord1111: @Dog_of_Myth thank you so much
Driosenth: Wheeler doesn't have Earthcraft in his deck unfortunately
niccus: squirrel criticality event
Dread_Pirate_Westley: That's not enough squirrels.
definenull: That's foreshadowing
DigitalSeahorse: dats a lotta squirrels
DigitalSeahorse:
thraximore: what a finish
Driosenth: nvmd
DigitalSeahorse: DOOM Squirrel!!!
hidingbox: good old earthcraft squirrel nest
SquirrelLord1111: YEEEEEEEEEES
DigitalSeahorse: yikes
SquirrelLord1111: I've always wanted to do this, for this reason
thraximore: pass the turn, Alex pays 3 life for Toxic Deluge
Syntheticuh: so does every canlander deck combo off? the format seems awesome
aviduser2: squirrel tribal obv to powerful for legacy
Driosenth: I got to see Squirrel-Craft played!
before_damage: Oh, banned in legacy. Not too be banned in Commander.
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definenull: Somewhere maro is pleased
jushimus: does alex have rakdos charm
LRRbot: Faithless Looting [R] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}
multeyemeteor: squirrels, dude
niccus: just turn the land into an enchantment
Driosenth: The plane of squirrels
LRRbot: Auriok Salvagers [3W] | Creature โ Human Soldier [2/4] | {1}{W}: Return target artifact card with mana value 1 or less from your graveyard to your hand.
matthaus_c: @Syntheticuh nah, midrange strategies with really high card quality and disruption, or aggro strategies are also very competitive
thraximore: and I thought Emrakul was bad
DigitalSeahorse: that was neat to see
thraximore: wait until you hear about the *squirrels*
Nyxjbm: My kingdom for a Rakdos Charm, the dream
Larkonus: The most satisfying answer to infinite squirrels is casting Rakdos Charm.
gsyhiap: All squirrels, all the way down
Darleysam: Samuel L Jackson in: Squirrels on a Plane
superdude097:
One more quick one
before_damage: But Benโs drop of honey kills his enchantress
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spawnofhastur: Temporary Lockdown is a fun option
BrowneePoints: Skitterblossom is REAL good
before_damage: Three more subs people
LRRbot: Hidden Stockpile [WB] | Enchantment | Revolt โ At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn, create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token. / {1}, Sacrifice a creature: Scry 1.
LRRbot: Recommission [1W] | Sorcery | Return target artifact or creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. If a creature enters the battlefield this way, it enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
DigitalSeahorse: Doom squirrel become BLOOM squirrel so that was also a lot of bloomin' squirrels
LRRbot: Teshar, Ancestor's Apostle [3W] | Legendary Creature โ Bird Cleric [2/2] | Flying / Whenever you cast a historic spell, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
LRRbot: Wreck Hunter [BB] | Creature โ Human Artificer [2/2] | Flash / When Wreck Hunter enters the battlefield, choose target player. You create a tapped Powerstone token for each nonland card in that player's graveyard that was put there from the battlefield this turn.
LRRbot: Gut, True Soul Zealot [2R] | Legendary Creature โ Goblin Shaman [2/2] | Whenever you attack, you may sacrifice another creature or an artifact. If you do, create a 4/1 black Skeleton creature token with menace that's tapped and attacking. / Choose a Background
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
neisan2112: Great matches tonight yall!
ThorSokar: OUCH
Fruan: I mean, at those rates you'd be a fool to NOT break your hand!
DigitalSeahorse: pls don't get injured
Larkonus: *Cries in American healthcare*
definenull: Please don't get another concussion either
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DigitalSeahorse: that was louder
laundreydhull: WEH?!
paronomasiac042: kweh?
DigitalSeahorse: good luck
definenull: Ooh, GLHF
DigitalSeahorse: lol
definenull:
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
DigitalSeahorse: oof
AttackCowboy: Savage
hidingbox: burn
DeM0nFiRe:
Badchop: daaaaaaaaaamn
ThorSokar: woooooooooooooooooooooow
gsyhiap:
definenull: wooow
shurtal: ican
neisan2112:
superdude097:
Badchop:
thraximore:
DigitalSeahorse:
SquirrelLord1111:
goombalax: Ah piss I missed it
TemporallyAwry:
Combo Enchantress vs Tempo Enchantress
DigitalSeahorse: wooo
DigitalSeahorse: I did one of those once, it was hard
definenull: oooh car ball
Juliamon: It's fine, we're past the YT cut
SquirrelLord1111: SocCar
laundreydhull: Rocco Liege
DigitalSeahorse:
minecraft
neisan2112: Oh we get mincraft on Lets nope too
NotCainNorAbel:
500
RealGamerCow: I'm interested to see how Sons of the forest goes over
Kumakaori: rip Wheeler
Dog_of_Myth:
hidingbox:
DoodlestheGreat:
MurphEP:
thraximore:
DigitalSeahorse:
WhirlwindAbyss:
100 great stream
Badchop: That was well acted
Badchop: (and made me super laugh)
LoadingReadyRun: what is the sound of a silent clown horn?
Larkonus: Holy shit, I've been subbed for 7 years. The time, it flies.
DigitalSeahorse:
bits
Dog_of_Myth: Sadness Paul, Sadness
hidingbox: da bits!
DeM0nFiRe:
o/ 
eye_h_bar: Night y'all
KWardJenx: Thank you for the stream. Good luck Wheeler
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