KingOfDoma: When it came to sword designs, he flew too close to the sun
DoodlestheGreat: "I just want to get a-head. Get it? I'm such a card."
Robot_Bones: got a socket on there for some Huge Materia
NoxStryx: It is called Never Surrender: A Galaxy Quest Documentary
GapFiller: oooh Splinter Cell Conviction
TXC2: so we wait for an eagle to eat it's liver?
Didero: He's already got no mouth though
Fancy_frenchman: That’s ok! Also on a side note bc I saw you guys filming at Philly is there some kind of Vlog of all that somewhere to watch or is that upcoming?
adi_pie: Trying to remember if this model ever makes a guest appearance in FF14
GapFiller: lookin fwd to revisiting that between PiF and Horse Club
DarkAbyssKeeper: Next up Tri Harder Attack.
plummeting_sloth: try attack
adi_pie: A lot of other stuff from 12 definitely did.
TheMerricat: Oh wow chat, I ordered a Rassberry Pi 'clone' online last week and the case just arrived... I knew Pi's were small but.... man this case is credit card sized... this is going to be so much fun...
LadyLockwood92: Unrelated, but for some reason this is reminding me that there's a dungeon in FF14 the back half of which *super* reminds me of Skies of Arcadia.
DrLigmaPhD: Tri attack? No. Try attack
adi_pie: Clearly the Pokemon Tri Attack
Alex_Frostfire: Weirdly it's the Pokemon Tri Attack.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: There is no tri-attack. There is only do attack or do not attack.
DoodlestheGreat: @Didero I Have No Mouth, And I Must Chop.
BrindleBoar: angy
nyperold: Aw, they mist the opportunity to arm him with a labrys.
Leonhart321: Try attack? Well yes that is the intention
RayFK: Yo they are CHAIN curaing you
Veste: folks........... where's the cure?
NoxStryx: Do or do not attack. There is no tri attack
Fancy_frenchman: Daedalus was the maze maker not the defender. This is major Frankenstein vs Frankenstein’s monster energy
RayFK: You're just getting bodied
KingOfDoma: If there's one thing I associate with Daedalus, it's rage
Genie_M: Ashe tanking it
Gaz_L: "yo, it's ya gurl Princess Ashe here in the lost city, smash that like and subscribe button!"
ShatteredShamrock: dude of many attacks
malsareus: rez chaining has commenced
BigDaddyBland87: I hate fights like this
Robot_Bones: some thicc combos
Alex_Frostfire: Doesn't the multiattack rate go up as HP goes down?
adi_pie: I love rezing in this game. It's like we just 3-D print a new party member
Fancy_frenchman: Trade aggro, just like in FF14 the critically acclaimed…..
plummeting_sloth: alright boss, you've pushed us too far. Time to push you with interpretative dance
Narcuru: Graham...
Didero: Just straight up opting not to keep the Mist going? :p
Narcuru: lol
plummeting_sloth: well, thankfully Fran's already over leveled as it is
TXC2: Good enouhg anyway
adi_pie: Fran, is Ms Not Appearing in this Picture
raulghoulia: now do classical gas
Gaz_L: "why does she even come out with us if she's not gonna be here when we win the fight?"
Didero: Is it worth it to change their gambits from Cura to Curaga or Curaja?
TXC2: Gaz_L Tax reasons
malsareus: all this device touching is very concering, has anyone asked the devices if they're okay with it?
ShatteredShamrock: wait, curaja is all allies
Earthenone: you could give her the half mp cost item
Wicker_Guide: oh this place :(
Diabore: this place sucks
Didero: You could do both, Cura if < 50%, Curaja if < 30%
BigDaddyBland87: Get all her bonuses and a certain equip makes it not bad MP-wise
Crokoking: Discord did literally add a forum feature a bit ago ^^
Earthenone: its true, it does
Squigel: this place is fine
Squigel: the crystal though
Meecespieces: wait what? This place is great
DarkAbyssKeeper: How to give a streamer the anxieties.
BigDaddyBland87: Worse dungeon in the game
beldromercier: Everything is fine here
adi_pie: This place sucks less now. It sucks a lot when you come back for extra stuff
IviaRelle: This place is really cool, but it can be kinda tough
Wicker_Guide: technically this place is not so bad, just really long. It's the NEXT place that suuucks
Robot_Bones: you have entered, the spooky door
LordShadner: just did it myself it does
silenceaux: Oh, I like this behemoth design. A departure from previous entries.
Leonhart321: Oh.... And me not near my guide right now
BigDaddyBland87: most asinine really
northos: I mean, this game's dungeons are pretty good so it doesn't have to be that bad to be the worst imo
Orlantia: I mean the mini-map is active again, so it can't be all bad
Leonhart321: I had to hand hold one of my friends through this recently
djalternative: I just jumped in, chat. Have we talked about last night's oscars already?
Neozyxn: I bet it's just long
Skudd: This definitely has "annoying dungeon" vibes. Maybe it's just reminding me of Bevelle Temple from FFX.
TXC2: djalternative no, and we wont be
Gaz_L: y'know, i think i have the official walkthrough book for this game in a closet somewhere
StewartRWyatt: Hey! Those Behemoths have those Weapon shop swords
doubledbear: It's not bad, just long, yeah
StewartRWyatt: Oh. Got it before I said it
Wicker_Guide: "sword" is a funny name for a sharpened table
DarkAbyssKeeper: I'm not 100% sure that should count as a sword.
BrowneePoints: Oh wow! It's a talented and handsome man on my screen! How the heck did THIS happen!?
BigDaddyBland87: @Skudd Having played both...this one annoyed me way more
Meecespieces: weird, never knew so many people disliked this place. I always thought it was the absolute coolest part of the game.
Wicker_Guide: yep, everything respawns super-fast here
Earthenone: yo barron i can dig it
Gaz_L: mm, daikon
BrowneePoints: That Entite is Rad...ish
plummeting_sloth: careful, it's got radish energy
Skudd: @Skudd I'd say "fair" but this whole game annoyed me more to the point that I never got very far in it so I may be biased.
Genie_M: entitititity
DoodlestheGreat: Weak to Kewpie Mayo?
Mangledpixel: welcome to Diacon 2023
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Don't use magic.
LordManiMani: Diaclone Entite
NoxStryx: One of those shows up in Spirited away
plummeting_sloth: do not anger happy fun ball
djalternative: @TXC2 there wasn't any incident as far as I was aware. Is it just because it's off topic?
BigDaddyBland87: same as the other ones...magic p's them off
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: what if happy fun ball is a stress ball
Wicker_Guide: @Meecespieces my main problem with it is that it's very long, almost impossible to clear and has several enemies that can tpk an unaware and poorly prepared player (as I was when I got here)
NapalmSideburns: happy fun ball is neither happy nor fun
Alex_Frostfire: I think it'll turn you into a stress ball if you poke it.
Diabore: @NapalmSideburns but it is ball
DoodlestheGreat: Okay, I think we can see what's annoying here.
TXC2: djalternative some people may not have seen and don't want to be spoiled
djalternative: ah. all right then
plummeting_sloth: dang, that overpowered cure though
Wicker_Guide: @TXC2 @djalternative then I will settle for non-spoilery Wild Kermit Flailing
Pywodwagon: I just finished FF8 last night, where you want to be as low level as possible because enemy scaling, and seeing large xp numbers scares and confuses me
adi_pie: If you annoy the happy fun ball, the party will be very holy
BrowneePoints: Speaking of cool things Chat, I saw the Tolkein Map Full art Basics IGN showed off for the LotR set and I lost my damn mind
DoodlestheGreat: Visine: Gets the gargoyls out.
Squigel: i think you found a weapon upgrade for basch
plummeting_sloth: Vaan asks the enemies to stop for a moment, pulls out a tiny bottle of Visiene
Skudd: @Pywodwagon Leveling up in FF8 isn't really that bad for most of the game and can actually be a positive to a point because of draw tables.
Gaz_L: but has a billion LP
Genie_M: basch has almost 3000lp
Gaz_L: do not perceive us
Wicker_Guide: I continue to be deeply impressed at Graham's ability to not spend LP needlessly on random stuff
plummeting_sloth: because Vaan has a death wish
northos: Balthier out here just casually blocking Holy
Gaz_L: no, darkga, not Holy
BigDaddyBland87: Yea that's exactly what that was G. Holy
Robot_Bones: happy shiny fun balls
BrindleBoar: LUL
BrindleBoar: the party never stops
LadyLockwood92: Vaan! Focus!
DarkAbyssKeeper: The orb has been blinded.
Earthenone: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 10:38:33. lrrSPOT
Genie_M: stream?
Radjack: Uh.. did I just lose the stream?
Camthelion: uhoh?
LurkerSpine: also having issues
Pteraspidomorphi: For whatever that matters!
creasehearst: stream appears to have gone poof
Mangledpixel: stream is having a time
t3h_f1gm3nt: oh good, its not just my poop internet
BigDaddyBland87: uhhh
djalternative: okay. this isn't me
sarsum33: f?
adi_pie: The stream was also blinded.
Didero: Oh, so it didn't freeze for just me
PharaohBender27: Yeah, looks like steam is down
Skudd: panicBasket
bwk789: Okay good me too
ScrapyardGhostTrain: lrrFINE
lirazel64: lrrFINE
Earthenone: its back
adi_pie: We're back
StewartRWyatt: Back to fine
PharaohBender27: Oh, and now we're back
t3h_f1gm3nt: ok we back
Didero: Oh, we're back
Radjack: Blinding the Orb has offended the Internet gods
TehAmelie: ah, we dropped every single frame. but now it's better
LadyLockwood92: Okay, looks like we're good.
Earthenone: refresh if you dont see it
BigDaddyBland87: and back
Critterbot: Oh no, Twitch is being Twitch again!
Gaz_L: we back
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sephsays: I've been having such major internet issues that I totally assumed that was me :P
Genie_M: we missed the end of the fight :D
DandyGeek: lrrFINE
doubledbear: Well that was weird
djalternative: Stop casting Blind on the stream, Graham
Pteraspidomorphi: Just a little weird international glitch
silenceaux: Entite appears to have cast Stop on the stream
Robot_Bones: Shiny fun ball death killed the stream
DarkAbyssKeeper: The orb has been blinded, the stream has been crashed.
ScrapyardGhostTrain: lrrFINE for real again.
LadyLockwood92: Little bit. Went kinda wibbly.
Genie_M: attack one funball again
DoodlestheGreat: We back.
TXC2: Refresh for stream
silenceaux: Or a Garg Baron, idk
Gaz_L: we're all fine now.... how are you?
Skudd: Can always tell when it's back because I immediately get full minute long unskippable ads
Critterbot: Therew was a slight blip.
Earthenone: !findquote fine
LRRbot: Quote #193: "I'll be fine. If you hear shrieking from the next room, you'll know why." —Alex [2015-05-01]
beldromercier: How ended happy fun ball?
malsareus: well that was exciting
Songar87: Those enemies....sure are.
TehAmelie: wow, imagine making a golem out of mithril
LadyLockwood92: @beldromercier Stabbed to death one assumes.
Squigel: i think the morningstar you found should be an upgrade for basch and the defender might be an upgrade for penelo
beldromercier: *stream crashed here so will hope to see)
Firewhiskers: @TehAmelie Tesla golem confirmed
DoodlestheGreat: This is NOT what is meant by "hostile architecture."
Earthenone: transformers gate stone?
DoodlestheGreat: @TehAmelie A Tesla golem would explode without being attacked.
beldromercier: The door closed up a few level
beldromercier: At the start
Earthenone: to be a god and open a window?
beldromercier: Now the door closed at the start
Genie_M: this is a weird weird "dungeon"
Didero: Is it one of those 'closing one door opens another' puzzles?
beldromercier: *Noo
beldromercier: At the start, you met a closed door.
Didero: I genuinely read that as 'Gargoyle Bacon' at first >_>
DarkAbyssKeeper: Only I was heading to St Ives!
Firewhiskers: Sup Vivian
Squigel: the doom mace?
plummeting_sloth: oh god Vivian is here.. put out the cheap tableware
Earthenone: mace i think
Alephred: Ah, from the deeps of time, Behemoth, Leviathan, and Vivan.
Didero: Time to get out your bungee cord
StewartRWyatt: Balthier has the DOOM mace
BigDaddyBland87: Yea that monster name cracked me up
Tempest_of_Thought: Did we beat the light ball?
DarkAbyssKeeper: Oh, this is one of those "go back and forth between control panels and doors while tides of enemies make you miserable" dungeons.
Earthenone: we did
Didero: I know I've said it before, but I feel like literally every area could've been half the size and it'd vastly improve the game
BrowneePoints: Oh my god I just realized the full art LotR Map Lands are done by Deven Rue(Better known as The Rook and the Raven)
LordManiMani: That's very funny
djalternative: but we could make them a quarter of the size
Slacker1977: i was gonna make the same comparison :D
TehAmelie: hmm, we're wandering some weird platforms floating in infinite blackness, that's probably about a halfway mark
Didero: It's a Monday for Vaan too
Snowcookies: that's like worse breath
Slacker1977: that's just a 7tv emote
DarkAbyssKeeper: I can read those just fine it says Safusioear.
Slacker1977: EveryFF12Ailment
Earthenone: serum or remedy 3
BigDaddyBland87: level 3 remedy
TXC2: "yes yes yes! you can get all these problems for just one easy down payment!"
plummeting_sloth: handy, as Serum is hard to come by
Squigel: that aqua is probably doing less than balthiers attacks
TXC2: I care about about Shell only in as much as why is that company still operating? Kappa
plummeting_sloth: we Rainbow road boys
SuperWriterAndy: does anyone really ever understand FF plots
BigDaddyBland87: great do it again
BrindleBoar: more of a greenbow idn't it
TXC2: SuperWriterAndy nope, not even the writers
RayFK: That road looking like it came right outta the Cloister of Trials in Bevelle
SuperWriterAndy: lol
Squigel: check bashes weapon
Genie_M: please start buying everything from the boards
TXC2: I feel like we got something like that for Basch before
Genie_M: ribbon?
Didero: That one thing that gives Reflect?
Didero: Less Evade, but you don't need to evade when you can just pummel your enemy
adi_pie: Francisca is an obstacle in Ace Attorney, she has a very important role
Earthenone: !fran
LRRbot: Fran, like all viera, is intended to have an Icelandic accent. "Marquis" has two different pronunciations, the one used in the game is valid.
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I love joining the stream, having no idea whats going on, and then having my "ohhhh" moment when i get caught up on the VOD. Anyway how yall doing
TXC2: hello I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo welcome
Slacker1977: don good, just finished dinner
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: oooh nice, im going out for pizza in like two hours
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plummeting_sloth: yeah, we've been on 2X speed for so long that it seems normal and normal speed seems like 0.5x speed
Genie_M: yay, the stream held up :D
TXC2: !clips
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Earthenone: !findquote orb
LRRbot: Quote #5227: "We got milkshake orb'ed!" —Beej [2018-08-03]
Slacker1977: Holy. how fitting. Diakon is german for deacon
Earthenone: we have a second bubble belt if you want to make one of the boys thicc
TXC2: isn't Vaan always about to die?
Squigel: do you have a seccond thiefs cuffs for vaan?
StewartRWyatt: Alright G, I gotta go to class, but I'll see you when I get back IN THE VODS!
TXC2: so long StewartRWyatt stay safe
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: have fun storming the castle
TXC2: not esuna, enowa
Didero: Getting every status effect at once should give you an achievement
DeM0nFiRe: Status: Yes
Didero: Because that's impressive
ScrapyardGhostTrain: I think there's a Party Status: Any gambit to pair Esuna with.
plummeting_sloth: They had a status grouping known as "The Bad Time"
LadyLockwood92: This is my daughter Fran...she has every disease.
adi_pie: Please, my son, he has every disease
DeM0nFiRe: @adi_pie LUL
Meecespieces: I wonder if a Marlboro's Bad Breath would cure Mr. Burns.
adi_pie: Hot
Earthenone: you might have the mp to get away with ally any: esuna to try and dispel every ailment with it
Gaz_L: greased up Balthier
TehAmelie: just try to not be on fire, B
TXC2: shouldn't have every disease give you three stooges syndrome, thus none of them affect you?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Petrified
SnyperWoIf: @adi_pie hot skypirate oil fights?
LadyLockwood92: I mean...I'm all for an oiled up Balthier...
adi_pie: Basch is just five rooms back, petrified, left there forever
Slacker1977: physician, esuna yourself?
PharaohBender27: lrrSPOOP
SnyperWoIf: Cat?
TXC2: am Corridor person ok?
SnyperWoIf: A fun game to play at home alone: Was that noise a cat or a ghost?
djalternative: remedeez nuts
Earthenone: i assume it was matt
shurtal: so disease in this game turns you into Mr. Burns?
TXC2: SnyperWoIf it was probbaly Matt
Slacker1977: @djalternative :/
shurtal: a stiff breeze will kill
Squigel: viviain't
silenceaux: What does Disease do anyways?
SnyperWoIf: @TXC2 Matt's a ghost!?!
TXC2: SnyperWoIf always has been Kappa
belgianale: @silenceaux makes your current hp your max hp, so you can't heal
SnyperWoIf: hey
mwlsn: heyyyy Graham
djalternative: as we all know, the moonbase is haunted because the moon is haunted
TXC2: !hey chat
LRRbot: Please ONLY offer advice when the streamer uses the phrase "Hey, chat...". Let them try to learn the game on their own, even if it means they miss a thing or two.
Earthenone: there is a puzzle
Wicker_Guide: I just flipped switches
Wicker_Guide: maybe I got lucky?
Genie_M: you can't _ruin_ it, just make it a bit longer
Critterbot: Hey chat has been invoked! ;D
Didero: They're both just stealing
djalternative: so there's a puzzle but you can oops into the solution
SnyperWoIf: And their a guide, so we know they know what theyre talking about
Genie_M: and maybe missing a few chests
silenceaux: Stop is a very rude status
Foxmar320: Hello Graham hope you're well
TXC2: "get your regen on" by Missie Elliot
TXC2: hello Foxmar320
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Genie_M: ribbon would do you good here
SnyperWoIf: "I had a long week"
SnyperWoIf: It's monday?
Foxmar320: Monday is a long week by itself
plummeting_sloth: dang, who can get holy? Seems to be coming up a lot
LordManiMani: I love to sing-a, about the moon-a and esuna and the spring-a
Gulleko: hello eogHey have I missed any plot yet?
adi_pie: This feels like the setup to a joke
TXC2: Hello Gulleko welcome
HorusFive: The last 7 days have been long
GapFiller: not everyone has a work week running M-F
TehAmelie: a week so long it barely fit in seven days
GapFiller: many of us infact have work works spanning the weeknd
Earthenone: thanks to the time theif, this week has been at least an hour longer
GapFiller: some of us have spent our entire adult lives working Saturday Sunday while having Monday Tuesday be our weeknd
Foxmar320: Hope you can get some rest after the stream G
TXC2: Gulleko there's been a few cutscenes, but none too plot heavy
adi_pie: Oh no, I meant the one is paralyzed, one is asleep, and one is stoned bit
LordManiMani: Neat!.gif
TXC2: but no, it turns out Graham Private life too Kappa
GapFiller: still its nice when people just assume everyone must work the same Monday Friday schedule
Gulleko: okidoki. thanks txc2!
Earthenone: tony shalub?
Transmuted_Elf: is that punhing above or below its weight?
Genie_M: so as for the gates - you can't ruin it, just make it a bit longer with running back and forth through the map
Orlantia: Has the new beard reached itchy length yet?
ZladCommaThe: Just joining in. Anything fancy happen so far?
BrindleBoar: they glitched through the floor of a different area, because the "bar skip" saves three minutes
nyperold: I guess you could say they just stopped by.
TXC2: one is asleep, one is stonned, one is paralysed, the 3 stages of life Kappa
TXC2: hello ZladCommaThe welcome
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Did you know (TM) that the Greek pronunciation of 'aegis' is closer to eh-yis?
Foxmar320: lol
GapFiller: phrasing
Foxmar320: Content!
BusTed: tqsHmph
creasehearst: the stop has now stopped the gameplay
Earthenone: not wasting chronos tears? :P
carefreewill: chris’s tears
TehAmelie: time stop? nobody got time for that
TXC2: I heard that as Stock :p
carefreewill: *chronos tears! goddamn autocorrect
IviaRelle: @ZladCommaThe There was a neat puzzle that worked across a bunch of gazebos and then lots and lots of stairs. And now not-malboros.
ZladCommaThe: Gotcha
Orlantia: @zladcommathe also a giant glowing ball of fun shut down the stream for a bit
theymerLoviatar: good timezone, all
TXC2: hello theymerLoviatar welcome
Didero: we killed a giant plant
Foxmar320: Because reasons
ZladCommaThe: :D
malsareus: I don't know that sigarette brand
theymerLoviatar: because this game doesn't like to promote smoking
TXC2: they're fancier?
DueRecompense: Vivian > Marlboro King
ZladCommaThe: Love that answer
Earthenone: i wonder if the developer had a coworker named vivan that they wanted to send a message to about their breath
Critterbot: It was a rafflesia. :D
Orlantia: Because Malboros are green, and Vivians are purple
Didero: Oh hey, time's flyin'
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Because games don't understand that being a different colour doesn't make you a different species. Kappa
theymerLoviatar: Rafflesia arnoldii, the greatest of flowers
Earthenone: so you arent takign a break then? :P
GapFiller: !next
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malsareus: also I didn't know the gargoyles were governed by a vassalage based political system
malsareus: I wonder how many days of military service a year that baron owes the gargoyle king
IviaRelle: Those not cigarette brands, I tell ya.
theymerLoviatar: Fran's a popular girl, all the status effects want to hang out with her
SnyperWoIf: So, this game is just, like, 50% removing status effects? It's not just me?
TXC2: too much of that thicc mist has gotten to Fran Kappa
Genie_M: don't you have some equipment to protect from some of these ailments?
Izandai: Definitely read that as "mast" at first.
theymerLoviatar: Hm, that not-malboro just dropped a Malboro Flower. It's probably nothing.
TehAmelie: until we find some Ribbons. then it's just smooth sailing
malsareus: Man if I ever get to live in a final fantasy world for a day I'll bring back the recipe for confuse cure and make mint
Vonbane: you don't... have... to run through the remedies...
Judders__: any cool plot points today?
TXC2: Judders__ no, it's been all dungeon crawl
Orlantia: Holy crap, Vivians have crowns
Genie_M: got to summon gigas to open a door
Earthenone: fran pointed out the thiccness of the mist for the 10th time
malsareus: we might have some plot as a treat
Earthenone: you oopsed into it!
Earthenone: congrats
TehAmelie: we're moving the plot forward, or at least moving in the plot direction
TXC2: of course there is :p
Genie_M: oh, THAT place
Genie_M: you thought this was confusing
Bruceski: Welcome to The Weird Part
beldromercier: Proto cocoon for FF13?
theymerLoviatar: Vaan, stop thirsting for the void
BigDaddyBland87: Cpt. Penelo Obvious
Earthenone: rainbow roads are not osha compliant
Didero: I already forgot why we're here
Invitare: does this world have sea ships? And sea pirates?
malsareus: look god started it
LadyLockwood92: Something something Planet. Something something Life Stream.
Earthenone: it does
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
TehAmelie: stretch your mind, swap your legs, hydrate your back
Earthenone: !findquote lifestream
LRRbot: Quote #6913: "Lifestream feels like thick wet, send tweet." —Graham [2020-04-22]
IviaRelle: Graham does seem to have a pattern of playing games with thicc wet.
malsareus: apply thicc wet in moderation
theymerLoviatar: now watch me thicc, now watch me wet-wet
TehAmelie: so Everything Everywhere is cleaning up at the oscars, much deserved
Lazarus2511: such a good movie
TehAmelie: genuinely transcendent
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TXC2: and we're back
TehAmelie: ahoy
DeM0nFiRe: oof
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Oh, yes. All the time.
BrindleBoar: yeah, being made of meat sucks
Foxmar320: Right ear filing a formal complaint
northos: *half of chat checks how their headphones are sitting*
TehAmelie: i don't think i could be a streamer because headphones always make me very uncomfortable
ScrapyardGhostTrain: It is extremely hard to find headphones that are comfortable for me. So I don't wear them very often.
TXC2: BrindleBoar as someone with a cough right now, it sure does :p
Earthenone: "wark"--a bull, probobly
TXC2: TehAmelie same with me, having glasses makes it worse
Didero: I try not to wear headphones, I'm always afraid it'll lead to (more) hearing damage
Mangledpixel: what a load of bulwarks
TehAmelie: yeah, the glasses arms may be the main problem
Judders__: Quiet the decoration budget this dungeon has
Didero: what the heck IS this building
TXC2: this feels like something Necrons would build
Didero: why hit with fist when you can hit with stick
Judders__: Very necron tombworldy
BrindleBoar: TXC2 so we should call in Henry Cavill
Didero: that ephemeral bridge farted!
Foxmar320: Graham outside of the map again
adi_pie: That's a very big salt lamp. Presumably made from the feelings of every player that has had to go through this place
TXC2: BrindleBoar sure why not
Mangledpixel: !y
LadyLockwood92: Gross
Didero: This is the internet, we're used to bile
BrindleBoar: that is a Diabolos
TehAmelie: bile, phlegm, all the humors
TXC2: when Chat gets sanguineous that's when we start banning people Kappa
SnyperWoIf: Don't stand. Don't stand. Don't stand so ...
CodeIndigo: ah, graviga, dropping hp like plates
SnyperWoIf: Penelo does not like healing herself
TehAmelie: that thing has more mandibles than the centipede demons
SnyperWoIf: Turtle-bug-dragon?
TehAmelie: well, had
ZladCommaThe: Hey Graham. Do you by any chance know if ya'll are going to do a TTC on the new LotR cards or do you have any personal opinions?
Leonhart321: Ah, we're here then.
theymerLoviatar: Debungeon
TXC2: Congratulations
beldromercier: And now everything has changed (I remember it was a main trigger that fight)
Didero: Programming involves far too many if's
ShatteredShamrock: I mean, you aren't far off
SnyperWoIf: hell is just other people's code
SnyperWoIf: Also, my own code
Earthenone: i wonder if the dungeon makers are stuck using the gambit system like we are
TehAmelie: i think since the 3D age you just have to load up on redundant triggers to make sure the games progress at all
mwlsn: If you wish to repro the bug, first you must create a tyrant
CururuGuasu: Edge cases are the bane of programmers
Earthenone: if tyrent dies, then device apear
TehAmelie: progresses
TXC2: "can we have the monster burst up from the floor?" "sure" "can the MC wear a scarf?" "oooh don't know about that."
BigDaddyBland87: Next half of the dungeon
Critterbot: Oh good, this place...
SnyperWoIf: oooooh!
ShatteredShamrock: OH!
nuthouse01: Oh in universe? Lmfao
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: i thought you meant in universe and thats way funnier
Didero: Are there other ways to go too?
northos: welcome to EGG
Earthenone: we are a post map society
Genie_M: Many ways
ShatteredShamrock: Hey uh... Tyrant didn't spawn... have we been feeding them?
CururuGuasu: Is also why I’ll never trust self driving cars :)
SnyperWoIf: Programming with magic stones must be fun
LordShadner: welcome to the puzzle
LordShadner: lrrHERE
mwlsn: Generally speaking, debugging load-bearing bosses must be very difficult
TXC2: "sucks to be them I guess"
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: the edge cases always get you. like...falling off of it
adi_pie: Also imagine having to make the platforms bigger by 16% because the Tyrants kept sliding off after that exemplar of grace they call a landing.
doubledbear: Do they use gambits to program the dungeon?
ShatteredShamrock: I mean this is universe runs off of programmatic magic like the gambits, as long as IF and THEN are filled out it...should work
mwlsn: You'd want to consult a firm that really specialized in load-bearing bosses, because they'd have all that useful experience built up from the dungeons that didn't collapse when the adventurers defeated the BBEG
theymerLoviatar: Blast 'er, I hardly know 'er
malsareus: I just had a thought about FF12s savepoint mimics. Their existence implies that the savepoints are diegetic
Mangledpixel: just can't get the staff these ays
Mangledpixel: *days
ShatteredShamrock: Pope Coeurl
Diabore: oh right, you want a map g?
ShatteredShamrock: but who is mom bomb's mom?
Mangledpixel: Panharmommybomb
BigDaddyBland87: Extra area...not pivotal
BigDaddyBland87: And you can't do it yet
LordManiMani: Stepped away, hope G is enjoying his time in Final Fantasy IX
adi_pie: I had to draw myself a map when I first played this on the PS2. Everywhere just looks the same
Didero: IX?
BigDaddyBland87: I made the same mistake on my playthrough
TXC2: Didero a typo I suspect
malsareus: new hat who dis
Squigel: was it always a thiefs cap?
TehAmelie: who doesn't like a nice hat
nuthouse01: Why assume it came from a thief? Stereotyping!
LordManiMani: @didero I meant what I said. Crystals be huge, yo
IviaRelle: I wonder if anyone has enough to just buy out one of their whole boards
TXC2: we've stolen a thief's hat, how Ironic
Didero: @LordManiMani Then I don't know enoug about Final Fantasy to appreciate the joke :p
Squigel: the defender might be an upgrade for penelo
SnyperWoIf: Is there a search in the license screen?
TXC2: (Takai voice) "Shields, Shields!"
Mangledpixel: from the fanatsy land of Venice
TehAmelie: if i remember the Greek god stories right, Aegis is already a shield :x
Didero: Far less Evade though, not sure if that's important
LordManiMani: @txc2 [Prince Humperdinck voice] "Someone has stolen a thief's hat! 😮"
Mangledpixel: TehAmelie yeh, Athena's shield
ShatteredShamrock: ahhh good old optimize
TehAmelie: maybe next we'll find Excalibur sword
LordManiMani: @tehamelie I know a guy G could ask about that!
TXC2: touch it, bop it, twist it, EST IT
SnyperWoIf: Does Waystone VII transport you to Midgar?
Earthenone: the map does name each weird floating void, can help you get a rough idea if you have been somewhere
LordShadner: both
LordManiMani: Those are two different swords!
MrVirite: Suddenly I remember seeing a map of this zone and thinking "nah"
BrindleBoar: so it's a pair of calipers that can't be used indoors, got it
Lazarus2511: ex-caliper?
LordManiMani: Notably different!
SK__Ren: Excalipur is a different sword. Its basically a crap version of it
ShatteredShamrock: alexander wannabes
Earthenone: the excaliber is actually behind the optional thing here yo cant do yet :P
theymerLoviatar: One of my absolute fave weapons in all of FF is Steiner's best weapon in FFIX: Excalibur II
nyperold: Put two of them together and they can measure things.
LordManiMani: Is G working from a map?
Wicker_Guide: is the yellow-green burned into your eyes yet?
TehAmelie: yeah that's a classic. Excalibur II: This time it's personal
theymerLoviatar: Excalibur II: Electric Boogaloo
LordManiMani: Great Crystal 🤝 Dark Bramble
Wicker_Guide: Excalibur II: Next Calibur
Didero: @LordManiMani Nope
SnyperWoIf: Excalibur II: Electric Boogalou
TXC2: Excalibur 2: the sword now fires FIVE times
TehAmelie: Excalibur II: The Quickening
Pharmacistjudge: Afternoon all.
Didero: I mean, the entire point of Gambits is to do as little manually as possible
malsareus: welp
theymerLoviatar: And just like that, everybody's stoned
TXC2: hello Pharmacistjudge welcome
Judders__: stone. stone. stone.
Pharmacistjudge: I see we are in the yellow void
Critterbot: Won't do it during combat now, if that matters.
SnyperWoIf: @theymerLoviatar Oops, stole your joke!
Wicker_Guide: Excalibur II: The search for more kings
Earthenone: gold needle
theymerLoviatar: @theymerLoviatar OUR joke, comrade
SnyperWoIf: @theymerLoviatar XD
Earthenone: i think if you do ally any, stona, it will work on petrify and stone
TehAmelie: you know, the British parliament has a provision in case the rightful king appears once more with a sword given by a lady in a lake
malsareus: 5/x waystones
TXC2: going from the up, to the upper up
BrindleBoar: squiddogs get hungry out here on the floating platforms with nothing else to eat
Leonhart321: @tehamelie Didnt that happen once a few years back? Minus the lady coming from the lake
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malsareus: from 6 we come and to 6 we go
ScrapyardGhostTrain: If they're counting down, I wouldn't touch Waystone 0. Kappa
TehAmelie: hmm how many seasons of Dark Crystal have we picked up now?
Earthenone: remedy, or death
Wicker_Guide: Remedy or patience
adi_pie: You die and it should clear :P
Didero: Let her die, revive her?
voren_chalco: Close the Hell portal, probably
TehAmelie: you can't get rid of Doom. it calls you names if you just try to quit it
malsareus: by throwing the One Ring into Orduin
Didero: Seems there were still some locked skills on those License boards
theymerLoviatar: Hey, now we know Ashe can run Doom!
Earthenone: i think for balanceing reasons they gave non magic classes the ability to use medicines better
Judders__: Ill have the chicken please
adi_pie: White Mages get paid by the revival, they have no interest in cleansing the Doom
TXC2: Remedy or death: the US health care system
Didero: Wait, did that countdown reset after teleporting?
Mischief_Squid: I think the mentality is that a white mage can just cure it with magic.
malsareus: it's the final countdown SingsNote
Earthenone: feesh gate
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun serious question, do you want a map?
GapFiller: !heychat
LRRbot: Please ONLY offer advice when the streamer uses the phrase "Hey, chat...". Let them try to learn the game on their own, even if it means they miss a thing or two.
TehAmelie: well now i just feel challenged to get through the game with mono single class white mages
Earthenone: i imagine if we are still stuck in here after tomorows stream we will get the map :P
Diabore: alright, i know this place usually annoys the hell out of me when i do playthroughs
Earthenone: err wensdays
malsareus: also don't offer 10 times in a row
TXC2: ^
mwlsn: ermagerd merm berm
Narcuru: What are the bombs in MoM draft??
Earthenone: i assume preators again :P
TehAmelie: is there a Mother of All Bombs?
Narcuru: (Trying to joke off the mom bomb mob unless i misheard their name)
Lazarus2511: clearly Koth will slay all the prators
Mangledpixel: yup. I translated that card into Klingon.
Mangledpixel: you know, as you do.
adi_pie: I heard Mom Draft and was confused at why Mother of Runes was getting her own Draft format
TehAmelie: or, wait, a Bomb of All MoM
TXC2: TehAmelie so yet another sylex ?
Didero: Fran's too busy being kleptomanic to help
TehAmelie: (i don't even know what MoM is)
TXC2: TehAmelie upcoming MtG set
malsareus: wthose dogs have good CC
Judders__: cant help say mombomb to the tune of Thong song
Didero: I forget, you can raise a person not in the current party, right?
ScrapyardGhostTrain: You can.
TehAmelie: Gaia, the all-mother
beowuuf: oh yeah, cdhc is on it 12 mins....
malsareus: find me a savepoint worthy of Mordor
beowuuf: curse you dst
beldromercier: You will probably not find a satisfying end point here
Earthenone: yeah i think we will come back to an autosave wensday
Mangledpixel: known as Way Stone VI in Japan
Leonhart321: @Mangledpixel Boooooo4
Earthenone: !findquote horse
LRRbot: Quote #6738: "Horses can totally go to Hell, Paul." —Serge [2020-01-29]
Didero: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Can't Draw Horses Club (Join Cori, and a rotating cast of guests as they draw horses and stuff (Horses not Guaranteed). Game: Art Stream) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (10m from now).
gualdhar: do the artists get ornery when their timeslots are perturbed?
Didero: When does it autosave?
malsareus: living dangerously huh Graham
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Area transitions.
Didero: Ah, that's very useful
Didero: wompwomp
LadyLockwood92: I stepped away for a sec and came back to G saying 'Kill it! Kill it!'.
Didero: You stole a whole book from that enemy
theymerLoviatar: @LadyLockwood92 I did the exact same thing
Didero: Gotta read the subs fast before Cori kicks you out :p
ShatteredShamrock: Do not look away from "The Nozzle"
LadyLockwood92: Device Touched.
BrindleBoar: Booty.
theymerLoviatar: booty
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TangleTrail: Popping in to peep the Stream while it's live. Always love a G FF stream
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Foxmar320: Nice camera angle
Didero: Switching smoothly from a butt shot to a boob shot
mwlsn: Is The Device like The Machine?
CAKHost: That's the second biggest nightlight I have ever seen!
Bruceski: Final Fantasy 12: the quest for nukes.
LurkerSpine: Nethecite - iiiiiit's plutonium!
jessieimproved: Fran's butt needs a line in the opening credits
LordManiMani: lrrAWESOME
Foxmar320: Thanks for the stream Graham
Snowcookies: thanks for the stream
hesterbyrde: Thanks for the stream Graham!
beowuuf: sergeHi thanks and bye! :)
Andymonium: thanks for streaming! lrrSHINE
Leonhart321: Thanks for the stream
BrindleBoar: toodaloo
scientist_captain: thanks G
LordManiMani: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
theymerLoviatar: thanks for stream! tuaLove
LadyLockwood92: Cheers for Stream G~
jdtreker: have a nice afternoon!
TXC2: I wonder if that cutscene is differete based on whose in the party?
Earthenone: !patreon
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mwlsn: After next time, no guarantees
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Thanks, G!
CAKHost: Thanks for the stream!
GapFiller: thanks for streaming G lrrGRAHAM lrrSHINE
TXC2: thanks for streaming Graham
grgriffin3: See ya G!
Didero: Hey, Graham has his own teleport stone!
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Can't Draw Horses Club (Join Cori, and a rotating cast of guests as they draw horses and stuff (Horses not Guaranteed). Game: Art Stream) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (6m from now).
TXC2: !events
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Brozard: 🐴⌚
TehAmelie: rocket league? that's a name i have not heard in probably about 16 seasons
Didero: Ooh! Sorcerer's arena!
BigDaddyBland87: ohh garbage day
TXC2: did we skipp over MoC ?
Didero: I didn't see PiF scheduled for next week
Snowcookies: Graham said MoC
LordManiMani: Not to be confused with Disney Lorcana
GapFiller: TXC2 G is just going thru em at such a clip
DoodlestheGreat: Thanks for the stream, Graham.
theymerLoviatar: Ooooo terrible tribal sounds amazing
CururuGuasu: One tribe better be frogs
TXC2: Ok, thanks chat
TehAmelie: thanks indeed
Brozard: Through The Ages! Ages! ages...ages
CAKHost: One Minecraft will occur
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: glad to be here G!
mwlsn: Thanks very much for the stream, really enjoying having these on!
TXC2: so rats? Kappa
LurkerSpine: like Ogres :D
DoodlestheGreat: BAD TRIBE! No biscuit!
theymerLoviatar: Rebels? tuaLook
CururuGuasu: OSFrog OSFrog
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jdtreker: Like Hominids maybe
Leonhart321: So Yeti, Homunid, Crab and Mono Shapeshifter
TXC2: so lightning bolts alround
WiJohn: Try hard bad tribal? nice
GapFiller: nalvHi bei G nalvHug see yr later nalvHeart take care xoxoxo lrrSHINE
GhostofJeffGoldblum: so the result is like...a totally fine deck
Foxmar320: Thats the second time I popped it this stream
TXC2: !discord
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Didero: Thanks for the stream!
TXC2: !mastodon
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Foxmar320: LRRbot didn't see it the first time I guess
CAKHost: I wonder if there are Insect decks.
beowuuf: can draw maps club! can have new guests club!
LoadingReadyRun: @Foxmar320 hey as long as it gets caught once, ping it as often as you like :D
GapFiller: maps are not horses confirmed
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
TehAmelie: maps can be elephants, though
TehAmelie: thinking of this cartographer who drew an elephant on a map and passed it off as a small mountain
beowuuf: lol
Earthenone: maps, like elephants, never forget
TehAmelie: this was in like victorian times. but for decades the empire thought there was a tiny elephant shaped mountain in this bit of Africa
corianderd: discovered a new obs error
corianderd: NVENC Error: Too many concurrent sessions
PharaohBender27: D:
GapFiller: lrrAWW
beowuuf: oh no :(
Didero: Too many undrawn horses
CAKHost: OBS, but we need those concurrent sessions!
Darleysam: have you tried having fewer sessions
beowuuf: clearly obs is trying to live in gmt and dst
TXC2: but that would mean less art
Darleysam: consolidate all your art into one easy-to-manage artblast today!
CAKHost: Simply load the art into the cannon, aim and fire!
TXC2: isn't that basically AI "art" ? :p
CAKHost: I've been replaying Secret of Mana and I'm remember all the sillyness that comes with using cannons questionably. XD
beowuuf: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
GapFiller: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG nalvNote nalvNote nalvNote
beowuuf: yay!
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
TehAmelie: a cannon fires only once, but words detonate across centuries
TehAmelie: my favorite probably made up Percey Shelley quote
ScrapyardGhostTrain: How we considered that maybe it's not that we can't draw horses, but that the horses simply cannot be drawn?
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TXC2: maybe the horses Don't want to be drawn ?
TehAmelie: he could be talking about art in general as much as poetry, of course
GapFiller: nalvThink Lovecraftian horses
GapFiller: existing in non Euclidean dimensions
GapFiller: making them undrawable
Darleysam: maybe the horses should draw this time
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TXC2: here we GO!
beowuuf: unlocked with dollers instead :p
beowuuf: horse!
CAKHost: @beowuuf Thanks for the gift sub! lrrSIG !
beowuuf: :)
TehAmelie: if they're non-Euclidian horses, we simply need non-Euclidian drawing techniques
TXC2: Hello cori and Cass
mtvcdm: Helps to have a map!
TehAmelie: ohaio
CAKHost: Hello!
beowuuf: hello cori! hello cass!
TheMerricat: Hallo!
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy!
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Hello!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: hello everybody
aerohydra: hello everybody
LordZarano: Will they be texture maps or specular maps or just normal maps?
Manae: We need one of those "what's your mood today?" charts using the CDHC horses
beowuuf: why am map or maps?
TXC2: where is my beutiful map?
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
DeM0nFiRe: 🤔
beowuuf: sergeJustRight
TXC2: Strong Whole story vibe, like it
beowuuf: morningcrescent reference, oh yes
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I'm learning so much today!
CAKHost: And why are people opinionated on land sizes? (Looking at you, US. :\ )
mtvcdm: You can't just *go* to Mornington Crescent. Not according to the Wilsonson Rules Amendment of 1893.
beowuuf: no left hand rule in effect
Invitare: sadly the only reason to make a map of Slough is so people can more easily avoid going there
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TXC2: Jolkien Rolkein Rolkein Tolkien