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notthepenguins: soccer cars??? heck yeah!
Pteraspidomorphi: I love this game and I haven't really played in years
Dog_of_Myth: Greetings all
TemporallyAwry: Ha! I learned my lesson from last time and didn't try turning the volume up all the way to check this time.
NewtyNewts: So, anyone got stream music?
kusinohki: Hi all! I'm not ready for rocket league. is there a fire cracker league??
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chaostreader: Nice job.
TehAmelie: i once read a sci fi comic book about the future of soccer, with brain implants and rocket propelled feet. Bilal did not think as far as this
kusinohki: currently no sound for me...
ihlendrax: Nope, no music here NewtyNewts.
Orxolon: hello,aren't we earlier?
Juliamon: Orxolon DST
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Orxolon: @Juliamon ooooohhhh i see,thx
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FacelessManAboutTown: Car soccer
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Fanklok: @facelessmanabouttown Coccer for short
ElementalAlchemist: Good evening friends
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Rocket time
Juliamon: really it's football, so cootball
CururuGuasu: But, rockets explode!
Juliamon: also, cootball has a better mouthfeel than coccer
SmithKurosaki: Time for car soccer
dissimulate1: best LRR intro
kusinohki: "ARE YOU READY FOR SOME TRUCK-BALL?!"
RandomTrivia: But instead of hitting the ball with your foot, you hit it with your car - thus: Carball
dissimulate1: it's a James
ThingsOnMyStream: Why does it have to be a Rocket LEAGUE. What happened to old fashioned backyard rocket car football?
Sarah_Serinde: Hey James, glad you got the camera sorted out
: hai face cam James
TehAmelie: hi JimmyJams
NewtyNewts: Sports games on soccercycles!
Boon_33: woo soccarcars!
Pteraspidomorphi: Nice Soccer Caaaaaars
SnackPak_: Juliamon decided it's called cootball
kusinohki: is that where we kick cars into goals??
gualdhar: oooh kitty car
ButButTheJesus: Suuuperrrsoooniiic! Acrobatic Rocketpowered Battle Cars!
TehAmelie: foot ball cars
notthepenguins: i think you played it once before on a normal stream, but honestly no memory of which stream it was
mtvcdm: I think you played it just on Video Games with Video James.
RandomTrivia: Wiki says only on LRLan
Cleekru: @ButButTheJesus SSARPBC!
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LadyFermata: 2 years and my partner's fav game?!?! Hype
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RandomTrivia: Wait, pardon me it was on Video James once
dissimulate1: James with the LRRfacts
Cleekru: @ButButTheJesus The Better Prequel
dissimulate1: @RandomTrivia name checks out
ElementalAlchemist: I haven't played this in a while but it's pretty neat
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mtvcdm: I attempted this game but my computer chuuuuuugs trying to do it.
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Alas_Babylon: Rocket Car, burning up the pitch out here alone
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: yellow card for delay of game
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mrjujubeans: Fütball Kars!
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RandomTrivia: @Alas_Babylon I think it's gonna be a long, long stream...
Verrain2: I only know this game from Stanley Parable Deluxe.
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TehAmelie: football with tires!
Xan_The_Quiet: ooh, rocket league, that's unexpected
dissimulate1: hi Nelson!
TehAmelie: goo team!
LurkerSpine: such good music
TheWriterAleph: beep beep
TemporallyAwry: Ian the one on the right?
TehAmelie: you only need a licence plate for public roads
: there are still servers open for this game?
Xan_The_Quiet: with all the hit n runs in this game, no plate is probably for the best
ProjectBeeks: Aww yiss, AcroSuper BaticPowered SonicBattle RocketCars
TehAmelie: these are SPORTS cars. football cars!
: Wait is that an actual Golf GTI?
: totally sensible looking car.
ThingsOnMyStream: How did I know that was Ian
dissimulate1: Cori AKA "Tallcar"
ElementalAlchemist: yup, that's Ian
korvys: *someone* didn't get the color-scheme memo
TheWriterAleph: it's very ian
terribleplan: Time to in-pimp ze auto
IbunWest: Coriander “Tallcar” Dickenson
Driosenth: I'm surprised James didn't make an Emily Carr
ThingsOnMyStream: I’m ready for some MLG Soccars
TehAmelie: how many seasons is the game up to now? like, 30?
djalternative: Is basketball in rotation right now?
korvys: Jump in
mtvcdm: !addquote (James) [now] Tell us what to do. All hail Cori.
LRRbot: New quote #8485: "Tell us what to do. All hail Cori." —James [2023-03-13]
SnackPak_: it's accurate
gualdhar: tournaments are like playing Madden on easy for the other team
LurkerSpine: I would think the matchmaking would be better in competitive
ElementalAlchemist: that's because 4v4 *is* chaos
Metric_Furlong: Chaos reigns
TehAmelie: the Steven Spielberg movie Duel would be sweet to play
Nukified: it gets pretty chaotic
Pteraspidomorphi: You can remove undesired regions
ElementalAlchemist: lol Ian
ElementalAlchemist: I've always played on controller
SnackPak_: nice block
ProjectBeeks: You have to use Keyboard and Mouth
djalternative: We should play some of newish extra modes tonight
: hey this is that room from the stanley parable
Fanklok: Goalies are doe cowards
dissimulate1: this is gonna be fun lol
Pteraspidomorphi: Wait, is James actually good at this?
TehAmelie: mouse and keyboard, in my opinion, is only necessary for first person games and RTS
FacelessManAboutTown: What a save! What a save!
ProjectBeeks: Rocket League is a real time strategy
mtvcdm: And right 6 over crest into left 4, then left 4 slow tightens and opens, right 3. 150.
SnackPak_: good clear
Nukified: drive faster?
FacelessManAboutTown: Need boost!
ElementalAlchemist: good job Nelly!
Cavemanhar: own goal
Boon_33: they owngoaled for you Nelly
TehAmelie: NeLRRy, if you will
matthaus_c: James is on an NES controller
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dissimulate1: NESBox 360 controller
undecided44: Clearly, [X] will 'give it to you'
TehAmelie: putting your whole body into just touching the ball and then seeing what direction it goes in has been my experience with playing real football, this is a great simulation
RandomTrivia: I mean, you DID choose to play "Chaos"
: Can't wait to submit this to SunlessKhan for guess the ranking
Xan_The_Quiet: some people choose chaos, and some people have chaos thrust upon them because they forgot how many players is standard.
ThingsOnMyStream: We didn’t *choose* chaos mode. Chaos mode chose us
mtvcdm: Tweet! Goal!
floofynewf: Hold on, time out. No fair if they can aim...
Kelderan: This is one game that makes me hate myself and feel like I'm actively negative to my team even more that League of Legends x.X
Orxolon: ok,recruiting ppl to make a team and play against our beloved Lrr's
RandomTrivia: Nice shot!
dissimulate1: well done Cori
TehAmelie: go Cori
RandomTrivia: Straight down the barrel!
Boon_33: let's go LRRFOLK
kusinohki: nominating cori for MVP
TehAmelie: should we make up songs for our heroes? asking for a Roy Kent fan
mtvcdm: Nelly with the putback!
ThingsOnMyStream: @orxolon where will you possibly find a group skilled enough?
ProjectBeeks: Woooooah nelly!
bv310: Damn Nelly, well done
62MGcobra: can nelly get the hat trick??? find out later
Orxolon: @ThingsOnMyStream yeah,you're right,i give up
7gorobei: that turn at the end, chef's kiss
bv310: @TehAmelie He's Here, He's There, He Fell Into A Hole, It's Jaaaaaaaames
They_Are_Alyx: Run out the clock!
mtvcdm: Goalmouth scramble!
They_Are_Alyx: SO CLOSE
Fruan: Wet bones!
Boon_33: Sudden Death?>
ProjectBeeks: "wetbones" lol
TheWriterAleph: i am immediately reminded how HARD this game is
mtvcdm: You were done dirty by Wetbonezzz
TehAmelie: just putting the pedal to the metal and chasing the ball does work like, 9 times out of 10, but. . .
: bunching up like a JV soccer team
dissimulate1: lots of collateral damage here
dissimulate1: is the crowd just balls? or eggs
ProjectBeeks: You cannot score your teammates, lol
dissimulate1: are they are very egglike
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Godeke: OMG, just tuned in and saw the game being played. This is my favorite game (hardstuck diamond 4 life).
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CodeIndigo: Is Ian driving a VW Rabbit?
ProjectBeeks: The RoadHog XL has sexy legs on the mudflaps
ProjectBeeks: sexy eggs*
Orxolon: ooofff,that was so close
Orxolon: 2 times
Boon_33: owngoal FTW
pn55: Retire champions!
Orxolon: closing it in!!!
: own goal
Boon_33: James has it!
ElementalAlchemist: love to see it
: Fair enough, good stream
Kelderan: Hey, the game said James scored.
CururuGuasu: Own gol best goal
: Whoops I mean
TehAmelie: hmm imagine if every footballer retired after getting a goal
: You are the Champions
dissimulate1: Fully Flourished
Kelderan: GGs. See you all tomorrow. Stream over
baskwalla: so good
ThingsOnMyStream: Time for tournament mode!
kusinohki: did james unlock off the ball on purpose??
Astrovore: that camera angle is going to make me throw up
: I like how james has a goal but no shots
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ThingsOnMyStream: Thanks WowoT!
bv310: Man, I really want to play this now
TehAmelie: we're playing flying goalkeeper mode eh
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Shemerson: no idea how James plays without ball cam
Godeke: Yeah, learning to drive and shoot with ball cam is an important (but challenging) skill.
TehAmelie: does someone know what is the fastest goal in a recorded football game? i know it's under 1 minute
: why? because he wants it on Cori
Godeke: But turning it off is also important for some actions.
mtvcdm: @TehAmelie There's people who've scored directly from kickoff.
dissimulate1: hat trick for that dude
: it makes for a less nauseous viewing experience
MehallD: @TehAmelie 2.1seconds in 2017
LurkerSpine: ngl, ballcame seems kinda weird
gibbousm: remember, the game doesn't end until the ball hits the ground
baskwalla: That pigeon is a monster
TehAmelie: but, do we think James can top it?
Orxolon: @dissimulate1 thanks
Orxolon: nah,just kidding hahahahah
ThingsOnMyStream: Seems like it is harder to get the boost power ups in ball cam mode
TehAmelie: judge? why can't i inject nitro in my engine while going in reverse
Boon_33: only halftime
LurkerSpine: nah, either was fine
dissimulate1: I mean we can see a cursor
dissimulate1: the mini one
gizmofreak1: ball cam is better for the stream
Kelderan: The arrow and ground indicator worked fine for me.
Nukified: nah, the boosts just aren't being picked up regularly
JokerBoney: As a viewer ball cam kinda is super disorienting
JadedCynic: whatever works for you, James
saucemaster5000: easier to see ball, harder to find Waldo
JadedCynic: we can maange
Xan_The_Quiet: memorizing the boost locations if definitely important in ballcam
Godeke: It takes a long time to learn how to use ballcam effectively, for bronze level play I'm not sure it is a great thing.
laikagoat: non-ball cam does make me woozy, but its whatever
mwlsn: It was fine without ball cam
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EvilBadman: You playing in a fashion comfortable to you is the most enjoyable
mercano82: If you play better without ball cam, play it that way
CodeIndigo: Is there a way to increase vertical jumping?
Nukified: aim upward and boost
Painfully_Dyslexic: we need the blue lock, we need to make the ultimate striker
TehAmelie: teamwork, probably
VorlonScout: Yeah, I think non-ball cam is just a different viewing experience, not a worse one
FacelessManAboutTown: LIGHTNING MCQUEEN!
Nukified: airborne practice is very useful
ThingsOnMyStream: Is there a spectator mode in Rocket League?
Nukified: I think so
mtvcdm: Ball cam makes it easier to see the ball, but it makes it harder to square the ball up.
Boon_33: Cori from DOWNtown!!!
TehAmelie: remember Warthog Jousting, the deathmatch game everyone invented when they first played Halo with friends? this whole game is basically that, with a ball
Nukified: I've seen it in big events
62MGcobra: now just a point per 10 seconds
Juliamon: I would love to see stats on own goals in 4v4
Pteraspidomorphi: James, you can do right turns holding lt/rt IIRC
Xan_The_Quiet: @ThingsOnMyStream i believe there is in private matches only
dissimulate1: best 2 out of 3?
Pteraspidomorphi: Wait no, that's the wrong button, probably
Fantusta: This is LRR vs. randos online?
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FacelessManAboutTown: So are you trying to be the Pele of this sport or the Michael Schumacher?
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matthaus_c: AI mvp
62MGcobra: that AI has ping advantage!!!!
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dissimulate1: puttin the pressure on
RandomTrivia: Ooooh, very close
matthaus_c: I hear Orange makes you 5% more aggressive
TehAmelie: that would have been at least a page 3 story in Almost magazine
Juliamon: Orange makes you better, but in a way that cannot be defined by percentages
Mr_Horrible: I fear that you may not be an unbiased reporter on the issue, Juliamon
iarethel0ser: Red ones go faster, and orange is kind of close to red, so you go kind of faster.
RandomTrivia: Da orange stripe makes ya go fasta
Juliamon: Unbiased? No. Mod? Yes.
: well ya got me there
saucemaster5000: Orange you glad they aren't blue?
Xan_The_Quiet: i dunno why flames aren't more common on cars in this game. flames definitely make you faster
Nukified: I recall unlocking flames early on
TehAmelie: orange just makes me think of this Neil Gaiman story where the narrator's younger sister turns into a mind controlling teenage pest made up of orange light by experimenting with skin creams
FacelessManAboutTown: B O O M E D
serramarkov: Go Cori!
LurkerSpine: Ole Ole Ole Ole
Boon_33: olay olay
Mr_Horrible: Zoinks Scoob! It's a g-g-g-, a g-g-g-goal!
DEATHlikescats: Y’all figuring out who’s good midfield and who’s good for goalie
FacelessManAboutTown: This variant living up to its name
TehAmelie: Cori is already MVP, the rest of the awards are just ceremonial
CodeIndigo: This is one of those games that I wasn't interested in until I saw it played.
saucemaster5000: If football is more fun with cars than humans, I argue this means it'd be more fun with Dodecahedrons than balls
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ProjectBeeks: They been playing this mode for a half hour and i haven't seen one Chao.
Nukified: honestly, it's better to rotate positions allowing boosted to attack
TehAmelie: i want to see this game with the cars fom Rollcage, if anyone remembers that
LRRbot: This is nothing Blinx the Time Sweeper couldn't handle.
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FacelessManAboutTown: After having only seen RLCS level players for so long this is wild to watch
TehAmelie: i can't see the audience, but i can hear the audience
baskwalla: @TehAmelie You don't see them until it's too late.
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: Refs were bad
kusinohki: so many missed holding calls...
dissimulate1: signals design, amirite
TehAmelie: who needs ping, football is all about positioning
: Not wrong TehAmelie
Alas_Babylon: Hitting the ball, explains the ball
Boon_33: Ian put Cori on a 100m spool of ethernet cable as a handicap
Nukified: Ian was trying to help
saucemaster5000: Ian sus
NotCainNorAbel: That is some James Madden coaching
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MoxCubitZirconium: GOOOOOOOOOOAL! Wait, wrong team.
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: define your own victories
FacelessManAboutTown: Ian is the mafia
: Gotta work on the driving and ball touching
matthaus_c: I saw Ian vent to medbay
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TehAmelie: James is the goalie/captain/defense line? this makes sense actually
dissimulate1: this manguito guy
dissimulate1: that was a good drive
DEATHlikescats: Y’all should play 2v2 to get comfy
dissimulate1: that would be fun to watch
WowoT: be where the ball will be
DiamondMX: Nice shot James!
RandomTrivia: Yeah, there we go!
BigDaddyBland87: Nice shot!
NewtyNewts: Well goaled!
RandomTrivia: On the board!
SmithKurosaki: Well done
TehAmelie: very cool, restrained play
: wait for everyone to miss
7gorobei: good patience
drroxorphd: nice shot James
ProjectBeeks: Don't forget you can bump their goalies and mess em up, lol
RandomTrivia: That player is very good at lining themselves up for the goals
FacelessManAboutTown: was that jpop playing?
dissimulate1: what are the glowing balls on the field?
dissimulate1: in the team colors
MungoDude: I feel like ballcam on makes it slightly harder to be aware of where your opponents are
FacelessManAboutTown: @dissimulate1 Boost
dissimulate1: ah thanks
FacelessManAboutTown: @MungoDude Most pro players will flip to other camera angles to check while playing
dissimulate1: that was great
RandomTrivia: Good teamwork there
drroxorphd: with the assist from blue
SmithKurosaki: LETS GO
ProjectBeeks: unforced error!
Fruan: Why is James called Normalcy?
Kelderan: Damn. Did James eat his spinach? I stepped away for 15 minutes and he's gaming out of his mind now
BigDaddyBland87: and that's ice
TehAmelie: this game was just practice!
saucemaster5000: We did. All of us. The whole internet.
DiamondMX: 2 goals in 44 second.
: 1 goal in 1 minute; just like we said
ontario_watson: No one saw that… until the replay
Boon_33: Manguitodlk is carrying the other team
dissimulate1: they are indeed
drroxorphd: game over man game over
RandomTrivia: All of them
dissimulate1: all of them I think
DiamondMX: That was a good game, though.
TehAmelie: noo our points
CodeIndigo: He definitely has your number
DiamondMX: ^ Now everyone can see that in the highlight reel!
shurtal: "they" got all the goals
Boon_33: going to find fresh seals to club
TehAmelie: are we playing in some kind of league capacity by the way?
dissimulate1: Speed Demon
dissimulate1: Enforcer lmao
Kelderan: Nelly woke up and chose violence.
RandomTrivia: Get it, because you're *training*
Easilycrazyhat: No Crates. Only car soccer.
A1_Saucy: those aren't pillows
dissimulate1: this is a cool arena
ProjectBeeks: There is actually a train that runs above you, and there's one below too i think
dissimulate1: I never know which
Boon_33: let's go BlueFor
: Oh no, cars killed mass transit, so they repurposed the train station.
TehAmelie: that guy's name was Richboy. clearly he needs to be humiliated
ProjectBeeks: it's a Pitch, technically
dissimulate1: ah right
62MGcobra: gotta play in team colours
dissimulate1: nice cori
Boon_33: winning is half the battle!
JadedCynic: use your enemy to get the bounce
: As an avid RL player, i'm only dying a *little* bit inside!
dissimulate1: that was great offense
: thank you Ian
Lysander_salamander: Hello everyone
dissimulate1: My comments are ONLY based on my soccer knowledge
dissimulate1: and not RL
TheWriterAleph: hell yeah!
MungoDude: nice one
SmithKurosaki: Nice Leisurely goal
ProjectBeeks: "it's called a pitch" is the reach of my soccer knowledge
TehAmelie: clearly Cori is our star player. can't wait for the other teams to recognize this so we can start playing mindgames with them
DiamondMX: Richboy, scoring 2 of the 3 goals this match. Star player.
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dissimulate1: Ian pls
TehAmelie: Richboy, you son of a B! i read your book!
drroxorphd: I cleared that, in to the front of the goal at slow speed
matthaus_c: Ian is just stating facts!
dissimulate1: chef's kiss
Boon_33: WHAST he's heating up!
RandomTrivia: !quote 7454
LRRbot: Quote #7454: "I need to be put in jail for the words that I say." —Ian [2021-01-16]
Seagulyus: naisu naisu
Jasoman: I also think that was a good shoot
: @DiamondMX some people want to see the ball explode, and they don't care how
Lysander_salamander: I've never played Rocket League before
Xan_The_Quiet: ah, i do the full-body clench when james jump for the ball just like i do when i'm playing
: that'll do it
ProjectBeeks: @Lysander_salamander are you from a small town in central new york?
Kelderan: Nice save nice save
dissimulate1: @Lysander_salamander are you a real salamander?
Lysander_salamander: @ProjectBeeks not that I know of?
undecided44: James looking like Oveckin.... sitting just off the circle waiting to snipe.
drroxorphd: when their entire team is all chasing the ball, it's a good strategy
Lysander_salamander: @Lysander_salamander what is real, anyway?
ProjectBeeks: There's a town there called Lysander, lol, right next to Baldwinsville, where the Baldwin (actors) family is from.
TehAmelie: hit the goalpost, so to speak
iarethel0ser: @Lysander_salamander Electrical impulses interpreted by your brain, according to... a friend.
Mischievous_Catgeist: this feels more like volleyball then soccer to me for some weird reason
pn55: 4v4 is so chaotic. Like two angry swarms of bees!
dissimulate1: dang it i keep misreplying
Kelderan: Defence *clap clap* Defence *Clap Clap*
TehAmelie: i just wanna know, where do you learn the Jecht shot?
Lysander_salamander: I've played the overwatch knockoff of this, but this looks more fun.
ProjectBeeks: *talks to npc* "you wanna join my blitzball car team?"
ElementalAlchemist: oooooooh oof
NotCainNorAbel: so close
MungoDude: gg that one was exciting
TehAmelie: speaking of goalposts
ElementalAlchemist: just made it
JadedCynic: only by 1
TehAmelie: guess fame and fortune isn't everything HAHA
ProjectBeeks: 232 ping? that's not even bad
LRRbot: One More? uno mas? ONE MORE! En til?
RandomTrivia: She said the thing!
DudelidouX: Sometimes AI is better then a player so.
ProjectBeeks: I've played on aussie servers with 290
steelfox13: Uhhh draw horses? wait...
Kelderan: I missed it. Other than LRRmans do we have an official team name?
CodeIndigo: Maybe your ping is high because you're on East Coast servers?
TehAmelie: there are no timeouts or penalties in this game, have you noticed?
ProjectBeeks: Also, the game will fill in AI when people leave, so if they leave at the end it looks like you played a bunch of AI but they just got there
LRRbot: Playerunknown's Project Runway
TehAmelie: not even ball outs
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TehAmelie: or is it called "out of bounds"?
ProjectBeeks: @TehAmelie they're in a cage, you can't get out, lol
Boon_33: tactical whiffing
baskwalla: Whiffing for money
Juliamon: TehAmelie They probably figured that penalties and anything that stops the game would detract from the fast-paced nature of the matches
Easilycrazyhat: GOOD SAVE
CodeIndigo: Hot dang
Juliamon: Kudos to them
FacelessManAboutTown: Proper Brexit ball tackle right there
LRRbot: Oh no!
TehAmelie: every time in gym football when i bounded the ball off the walls it stopped the game, but here they solved it :x
CodeIndigo: I still think it's awesome that there's all these futuristic cars and then there's Ian in Saabine
Boon_33: Nelly with the Contribution!
DEATHlikescats: Congratulations Nelly!
Kelderan: Actively gaming
NewtyNewts: What a goal!
mtvcdm: Deflection works
TehAmelie: my mom had a deeply orange Volvo 245 about 40 years ago, i love Ian's choice
CodeIndigo: On a tear
DiamondMX: Great shot Cori.
WiJohn: Nice good Cori indeed
SmithKurosaki: Good screen
Critterbot: Dang, nice save!
mtvcdm: Good goalkeeping on theie end
dissimulate1: very nice cori
Pteraspidomorphi: nice goal
WiJohn: Cori calling shots
Boon_33: BOOP FTW!
matthaus_c: the game winning boop
CodeIndigo: BURN THAT NET BAYBEEEEE
DiamondMX: Cori slams it home!
Pteraspidomorphi: Sorry sorry I mean: "Nice One"
KeytarCat: Defender getting an assist!
mjiig: The replay is incomplete without the "boop"
TehAmelie: Reaper voice "Overtime? Die die die"
ranoras: Another great scori for cori!
Kelderan: Defence *clap clap* Defence *Clap Clap*
ProjectBeeks: it's like Normalcy...and the swarm of 3 cars
SK__Ren: That was a scary opening shot. Top of the goal is very hard to block
TehAmelie: he's here, he's there, he fell into a hole, it's Jaaaames
Boon_33: Ian with the bomb!
Easilycrazyhat: oooh, close one
LRRbot: This should be a Jackbox game. Don't ask me how.
dissimulate1: well done
CodeIndigo: @TehAmelie YAAAAY HOLE
SnackPak_: James and I play the same position in rocket league
ProjectBeeks: 2 Centered Balls
KeytarCat: Did Ian do a nose stand in the fanfare?
dissimulate1: actively not going anywhere
Pteraspidomorphi: SnackPak_: Clear and counterattack?
spiffinn: what are the things that James was driving over?
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saucemaster5000: since the only one going into the goals and scoring points is the ball, I say the ball is the winner
TehAmelie: holy cats this is making me excited for Ted Lasso season 2
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SnackPak_: @Pteraspidomorphi basically yeah
Pteraspidomorphi: TehAmelie: Season 3? Or are you one behind?
TehAmelie: oh right
ProjectBeeks: *puts toilet in the fridge, watches from there* Solved.
serramarkov: Wednesday, @TehAmelie, I'm waiting, too!
Pteraspidomorphi: SnackPak_: I like to play that position too
CodeIndigo: Wow, okay, Ian is legit driving a VW
TehAmelie: they have waited so long just to get the writing right. it's a whole new way of making TV
LordZarano: @spiffinn Boost charges, they fill up the meter that lets you use rocket
dissimulate1: Wii would like to play
iiieye: Ian is your cel on?
dissimulate1: DST is messin me up
dissimulate1: already 7pm
Steel_Wish: Ah yes, Rökket League
RandomTrivia: OH MY GOD IAN
ProjectBeeks: I just checked on the price of Tungsten D&D dice, and holy crap they cost half an ounce of real gold.
KeytarCat: Can you play this game in first person?
TehAmelie: there's gold coins? that's maybe more weird than the Burnout 'verse having humans
Boon_33: the car stops, but the spinnas, they just keep going
JadedCynic: can't even step to it
saucemaster5000: Reminder to everyone, put spinners on your toyota corollas
dissimulate1: that would be unmanageable I think
Boon_33: I like the weighted non-spinners, it's a very cool ride
FacelessManAboutTown: All ball, clean tackle
ProjectBeeks: I've seen 1st person RL in a video, it would make you throw up, lol
iiieye: Wheel +vr
TehAmelie: having a solid situational awareness is so important in this game. so clearly everyone would have to be in forced first person
TheMerricat: Apparently there _IS_ a mod that can let you play in 1st person, but nothing in the vanilla game.
shurtal: Cori, employing the Krickitune gambit, let's see if it works out
Juliamon: ProjectBeeks I'm not surprised, from what I understand tungsten is a massive pain to precision machine
SnackPak_: James "The Wall" Turner
Boon_33: Cori Cori Cori!
JadedCynic: @iiieye I think that falls under 'cruel and unusual punishment' under the Geneva Conventions
ProjectBeeks: @Juliamon It's also massively heavy, lol
WiJohn: & on offense Killiander
KeytarCat: James "The D" Turner
dissimulate1: Cori truly the playmaker
TehAmelie: one missed tackle does change everything
dissimulate1: so true ian
ProjectBeeks: This game shows you that you can miss a hole in the wall the size of a house, and not be able to fix that
LRRbot: Did somebody mention famous Shia LaBeouf vehicle Holes??
TheMerricat: So one thing that is refreshing watching the lrr crew play this... they are both supportive and own their mistakes.... playing this in pug form with voice chat... is toxic, or was when I tried it out
ProjectBeeks: Why Holes and not Horns?
Lysander_salamander: I haven't seen Horns. Is it a pretty good adaptation of the book?
DiamondMX: The blue car blocked you from defending. I wonder if that was intentional, because it was a great play.
saucemaster5000: ball has cooties
ProjectBeeks: I haven't seen the book, couldn't tell ya
TehAmelie: i have no idea why they'd even let people play in pick up groups against teams who know each other in person, it seems unfair
ProjectBeeks: also i'm realizing Horns was not Shia LaBoof, so i'm wrong anyway
ProjectBeeks: Shia The Beef
TehAmelie: issa game a inches
MrGibberish: Hello friends!
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TehAmelie: fun to watch too
RandomTrivia: That was good content *AND* good #Content
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Daisyg1313: Does it work again if James says he sucks!?
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TheWriterAleph: get in the soccer-car shinji
Sethalidos: !quote Ian
LRRbot: Quote #7761: "Phrasing has never been a thing and I will never do it even once." —Ian [2021-09-05]
mtvcdm: Who scored?
RandomTrivia: @mtvcdm [Unicode errors]
TehAmelie: THAT one is the Roy Kent eh
Easilycrazyhat: That's an option?
TehAmelie: (we're boned)
SnackPak_: got there
dissimulate1: very nice
Boon_33: WOO IAN!
RandomTrivia: WE TAKE THOSE!
SnackPak_: that was a clutch save
ElementalAlchemist: What a save!
: WHERE do they come from?!? Do they just die and respawn in the goal?!?
Easilycrazyhat: Too many goalies spoil the save?
JadedCynic: Seems like it @Easilycrazyhat
WowoT: james has to jump earlier
ProjectBeeks: i am not reading that as "tilty"house
mtvcdm: Good finish
TehAmelie: powerful play
dissimulate1: that was pretty
mtvcdm: That was some Tsubasa stuff
Juliamon: ProjectBeeks iirc they have also secured *that* spelling
dissimulate1: SPIKE IT
maestrith: Kathleen has ruined the word "noot" for me.
SmithKurosaki: Wouldnt have gone in if that wasnt a group jump
saucemaster5000: yeah the ball never leaves the ground in soccer
mtvcdm: Who scored!
Easilycrazyhat: What is that gamertag? XD
WriterRaven: @maestrith Yup, very much agreed.
dissimulate1: let the hate flow through you
KeytarCat: ? scored!
JadedCynic: @saucemaster5000 well...rarely, and usually only by mistake
Saintnex: I think it depends lol, this very much reminds me of heading the ball in soccer
ProjectBeeks: @Juliamon maybe, but n steam you can have multiple uses of the same nickname, lol
SmithKurosaki: o7 Nelly
Juliamon: ProjectBeeks I mean on Twitch or an actual domain
: play it along the roof
ElementalAlchemist: "Sometimes I just want to be a ball." --Ian
Sethalidos: isn't he already an almond?
NotCainNorAbel: NELLY WITH THE 4-1
Sethalidos: !findquote almond
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
RandomTrivia: They would have intercepted if you didn't
Sethalidos: !findquote horner
LRRbot: Quote #5747: "I'm Ian Horner and I'm alive, AHHHHHHHH!" —Ian [2019-01-22]
JadedCynic: keep it in the corner
JadedCynic: NICE save!
FacelessManAboutTown: To catch them is your real test?
Easilycrazyhat: I really like this arena
JadedCynic: makes me wonder what the kanji for 'unicode errors' is...
RandomTrivia: That's not terrible for trans-atlantic ping
Kelderan: East Coast China?
Juliamon: Yeah it said EU
JadedCynic: EU? Maybe cyrillic?
ProjectBeeks: Someone let them know they can restrict it to local regions, lol
MrGibberish: I remember back in the day when sub 200 was considered as good ping
: James THE WALL Turner
dissimulate1: hahaha nice ian
ElementalAlchemist: that's true
ProjectBeeks: When i started playing this, they had Central US servers, my ping was 4.
ontario_watson: I see the shark from Gang Beasts is up there.
JadedCynic shares some Advil for Quake2 multiplayer
Easilycrazyhat: Getting stuck in the air is a big thing in this game
Kelderan: From DOWN TOWN
DaxStrife: Never let Jesus take the wheel; he has no idea how to drive.
omdorastrix: I mean - with the wheels on the ground you're a driver. if they're all off the ground you're more of a pilot...
Juliamon: Ian gets the participation medal
ontario_watson: A few of Ian’s molecules may have included the ball
: I an was there as Hype Man, playing up James' goal
Easilycrazyhat: That was a zippy ball
ProjectBeeks: @DaxStrife Of course he did. Jesus spoke not of his own Accord.
: @DaxStrife I mean what do you expect? He died 1900 years before cars were invented.
Easilycrazyhat: That's ruude
A1_Saucy: I laughed Ian
: WE heard you Ian
RandomTrivia: JAMES TURNER
Sorator13: there is indeed always a bigger fish
TheMerricat: lol star WARS
Lysander_salamander: I guess?
Shadwhawk: No, there's no love for Ep1 here
shurtal: you mean Obi-Two Kenobi
JadedCynic: "Jesus take the wheel...well, no - I meant the steering wheel..."
djalternative: you're RC cars. you even got the antennas
WriterRaven: Episode 1 knows what it did.
ontario_watson: This has always been Hot Wheels Soccer, right?
DiamondMX: I didn't understand that Star Trek reference.
TheWriterAleph: @TheMerricat right, with starbuck
Boon_33: we all had a sensible chuckle
Lysander_salamander: Episode 1 had good parts
Kelderan: I had so many good hours clocked into some PC Hot Wheels racing game in the early 2000s I can't remember
saucemaster5000: James getting Star Trek and Jumanji confused again
iarethel0ser: Star trek, you know, with the gates.
Lysander_salamander: They were trying their best with what they were given
: Obi-Wan was my favourite Tok'ra.
JadedCynic: @DiamondMX It was pre-reboot Doctor Who; easily missed
Godeke: They haven't discovered that the population of Rocket League is made up of eggs yet?
dissimulate1: I learned about the egg fans today
Lysander_salamander: I don't get the joke
ProjectBeeks: @Godeke Wait till they learn that the eggs are imprisoned inside the cars with no doors.
Kelderan: @Godeke Don't tell Wheeler
LordZarano: I thought they were party ballons
Godeke: Not a joke, they are eggs.
FacelessManAboutTown: Banged the corner
RandomTrivia: Very clean
saucemaster5000: What happens when they hatch?
ProjectBeeks: If you look around in the replays, you can find some eggs making out under the bleachers
saucemaster5000: No better question, what happens when I cook them?
dissimulate1: @saucemaster5000 God help us all
ProjectBeeks: little love heart animation and everything
shurtal: i love it when insurance companies go "Hey, you've been with us for 8 years, here's a 25% rate hike for no reason". On an unrelated note, Lizard Insurance will no longer have my business after next month
JadedCynic: little league soccer
Bearudite: good ole magnet ball
mercano82: There is a hockey mode for this game
: 20 kids swarming around the ball, with two standing bored
: Typical Canadian, always relating everything to hockey.
ProjectBeeks: i main Snow Day (hockey)
ProjectBeeks: 3v3 special mode
saucemaster5000: I call kid playing defense string at clouds and swinging my invisible buster sword
mercano82: I prefer puck physics to ball physics, too
FacelessManAboutTown: Heck of a shot tbf
ProjectBeeks: yeah, The Pinch is *chef's kiss*
mtvcdm: I want to know who built this stadium and why.
RandomTrivia: Ohhhhhhh noooooo
Pteraspidomorphi: It's not over til it's over!
JadedCynic: at time over
WiJohn: Oh you were part of someone else's highlight reel
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ProjectBeeks: i was hoping they'd just slap it down and go to ot
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Shadwhawk: Two second goal, wow
ElektroTal: glurp looks different
ontario_watson: That’s discouraging
RandomTrivia: The standing jump is never as high as you think
: Occasionally I can do that to my opponent and it feels really good
WowoT: deflate gate
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WiJohn: Oh hey a year, neat
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ElementalAlchemist: but also I'm normally bad at the game so it's one of the few goals I get
RandomTrivia: @ElektroTal That's because you didn't drink enough of it
ProjectBeeks: Metric ball
Sorator13: Cori is right, but only because there's no such thing as regulation rocket league
Orxolon: @mtvcdm Jack McJackerson,because he had money and could
JadedCynic: it's absolutely RL regulation: wired to explode when it goes into a goal
Lord_Hosk: Someone get me a cup of that balls piss! I need to test it for... Ballroids?
saucemaster5000: remember what Ian said about not touching the ground and being in god's hands? That ball is not on the ground much
Juliamon: Lord_Hosk Pee is stored in the.... tank?
ProjectBeeks: there better be a regulation RL ball, they're playing it professionally all the time
RynoLaw: Automotive Service Excellence?
Sorator13: @Juliamon the word you're looking for is "bathtub"
saucemaster5000: @Sorator13 I disagree
ghyllnox: The pee is stored in the truck nuts
Lokolos: Lol was that Paul?
RynoLaw: Wait, that was ASE, SAE is Society of Automotive Engineers
ElementalAlchemist: it stayed up for so long
Lord_Hosk: I think the problem is... the blue team scored more points, but you were the orange team.
lamina5432: can they try hockey or basketball against real people?
Orxolon: idk,can they?
Godeke: Zero time only allows one goal (game ends on touch or goal)
ProjectBeeks: They can't with a team of 4
Pteraspidomorphi: It's very late so EU casuals are probably not awake
ProjectBeeks: omg, lol
Lysander_salamander: I probably should
JoeKim: i believe in you james
KamekoSkye: But Rocket League...and other games
JadedCynic: @Pteraspidomorphi that's it - only the hardcore still awake
baskwalla: You're not my real dad!
: It's the DST - they're an hour ahead of you
Boon_33: you hear the man, if you're in europe, it's bedtime.
WowoT: possibly oceanic servers aswell?
Lysander_salamander: woke up too early. I think from a dream because I woke up angry.
ProjectBeeks: yeah, definitely turn off oceanic, that's Australia
ElementalAlchemist: Victoria is surprisingly close to Oceania (unless they mean Australia)
ElementalAlchemist: oh, welp
FacelessManAboutTown: HEY JAMES LOOK, DISTRACTING TEXT!
ElementalAlchemist: yeah, probably off then
JoeKim: low level rocket league is my favorite
JoeKim: everyone just throwin haymakers everywhere
ProjectBeeks: anything outside the US servers is like 150 ping minimum
Lysander_salamander: wait, I think I'd watch that
JoeKim: ty ty. i did!
saucemaster5000: someone put Ian in musical theater jail... which I guess is... a production of Chicago?
62MGcobra: maybe 3 hours every morning?
dweebert91: I think you're playing too far back. You're outside the play on offense.
laundreydhull: No!? Who Said That!?
Juliamon: saucemaster5000 Not Rent?
: Got there!
ProjectBeeks: wait till these guys discover Rumble
PharaohBender27: *Let's go!
ProjectBeeks: no 4 player rumble tho
saucemaster5000: @Juliamon fair
A1_Saucy: How do I clip that for HR? =)
WowoT: @ProjectBeeks do they still have the hockey version?
LordZarano: @ProjectBeeks What CAN they play 4 player?
ProjectBeeks: They have Hockey (Snow Day), Hoops, Dropshot, and Rumble
ProjectBeeks: @LordZarano this, that's it
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CaptainSpam: The OT ZONE!
ElementalAlchemist: Dropshot is neat but hard (well, hard for me because I'm not good. but it's cool)
SnackPak_: good look
ProjectBeeks: Dropshot is the worst, cause people act the same whether you're in Bronze or Diamond, lol
ProjectBeeks: 10 "HIT BALL!", 20 GOTO 10
RandomTrivia: Awwwwww, good match good match
ProjectBeeks: am i showing my age by referencing basic? lol
Juliamon: ProjectBeeks You're talking to a stream whose name is based on the Commodore 64, you're in the right place
ElementalAlchemist: US-West. Perfect.
ElementalAlchemist: 0: the best possible ping
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ProjectBeeks: RL will link you to wherever it gets a response back first, not necessarily lowest ping
ProjectBeeks: @Juliamon oh, good, lol
WiJohn: Woo ping!
KWardJenx: Cori solid MVP
JoeKim: simply just score 4head
HorusFive: She's a sniper!
ProjectBeeks: Fun fact, if your team doesn't touch the ball, but it still goes in, it just says "Orange Scored!" or "Blue Scored!"
Sorator13: It's okay, the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim aren't real anymore
BigDaddyBland87: James really needs to switch back to ball cam
JoeKim: good save!
Orxolon: i'm from south America.i was born with ping,i was raised by it molded,i still don't know low ping as a grown man
kusinohki: wait really? what happened to the anneheim ducks??
dissimulate1: they just turned into the anaheim ducks
dissimulate1: no mighty
dissimulate1: in 2006
Lysander_salamander: I think this is making me motion-sick
WowoT: but they are still very MIGHTY
Juliamon: yeah, ball cam was much easier on the stomach
ProjectBeeks: @Lysander_salamander i was about to say, my eyes are double-crossed
Sorator13: @dissimulate1 yes, and the anaheim ducks don't care if you flying V without them
: maybe.... when they have the ball in front of your net... don't chant "Shoot Shoot Shoot Shoot!"
Juliamon: James specifically has a ball cam
dissimulate1: @dissimulate1 lmao
Sethalidos: Ian, no
DrLigmaPhD: Ballcam is essentially a way, way, waaay proactive nannycam
HorusFive: that goes direclty to the onlyfans
Cptasparagus: how do we know your ball cam isnt prerecorded?
kusinohki: some people have dog/cat cam, james has ball cam. makes perfect sense...
JokerBoney: "The Clips are Stored in the Balls"?
ProjectBeeks: James spawning in the forward position and not going for kickoff is gonna break me XD
DrLigmaPhD: @JokerBoney Is that where highlight reels come from?
saucemaster5000: Anyone remember when american football broadcasts started using the "spidey cam" from the sam raimi movies to fly over the field? Time for the ball cam for atheletes
JoeKim: they can't score if tehy're dead
JoeKim: *big brain*
JokerBoney: @drligmaphd it does come onto film that way yes
KamekoSkye: I tend to not be a fan of Ball Cam, I miss the ball too much with it on. But for seeing where the ball is, it's good
CaptainSpam: Robert Zombie, esq.
ProjectBeeks: Hunt like Helen!
JokerBoney: You had 0 boost
: blue cars can't jump?
ProjectBeeks: Think goal thoughts
JadedCynic: Sudden Death I assume?
JoeKim: lolol the constant whiffing
JoeKim: this is what makes RL fun
JoeKim: i loev it so much
WowoT: you need to show them how its done joe
ProjectBeeks: VW too smol
TStodden: Gotta love the Scrub League
JoeKim: god i'd need to reinstall
: everyone thinks of this as 'soccer in cars', when really it's closer to 'volleyball in cars'
JoeKim: i played this game so much in college
mtvcdm: This is a long point.
kusinohki: @joekim *me turns to dust*
ElementalAlchemist: OT can go a really long time
ProjectBeeks: @JadedCynic volleyball doesn't have goal nets, and does have rules about who can hit the ball when, lol
JoeKim: college was still like a decade ago for me
JoeKim: to be fair
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mtvcdm: This point has lasted half as long as the game proper.
LurkerSpine: ball cam is awful
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ProjectBeeks: my longest OT was 10:59
DaxStrife: Someone needs to make a supercut of the stream of all the "yes!" and "NO!'"'s.
JoeKim: THE GOALLL
JoeKim: FINALLY ON TARGET
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TStodden: James with the clutch!
ProjectBeeks: i think the RLCS record is like 15min
JadedCynic: moves off edge of seat
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dissimulate1: Great stream
FacelessManAboutTown: There's also a basketball mode
62MGcobra: there is 4 of you maybe some 2v2?
CururuGuasu: Wasn’t there a hockey mode, or is that only around Christmas?
TStodden: 2v2 hockey (or Basketball)?
Juliamon: Snow Day is hockey
Juliamon: I think that's the *only* thing I remember from that one old stream
ProjectBeeks: Basketball is 2v2, Hockey is 3v3, Dropshot and Rumble are 3v3
saucemaster5000: Possesion is 9/10ths of The Exorcist
mtvcdm: This point has lasted longer than overtime.
FacelessManAboutTown: Sean Dyche masterclass
spiffinn: imagine if real soccer was played in a court with walls the ball could bounce off of w/o leaving bounds
mtvcdm: @spiffinn That's just indoor soccer and it's a thing.
ElementalAlchemist: happens sometimes
ProjectBeeks: that's Raquetball, isn't it?
kusinohki: indoor soccer was a thing once. might still be around who knows...
ElementalAlchemist: I've gone 0-0 overtime before I think
iarethel0ser: I prefer soccer with jetpacks strapped to the players.
aksu560: @spiffinn Futsal. Darn big in europe
mtvcdm: It's still a thing. It's just been relegated to obscurity.
ElementalAlchemist: so close
Earthenone: i used to do indoor soccer. people got checked into the walls a lot
ProjectBeeks: WOOT A SHAVE, LADDIE!
Earthenone: so much imjury
spiffinn: true I guess. I thought there were still bounds in indoor soccer
LordZarano: Nil-Nil Draw!
mtvcdm: New point, same as the old point.
kusinohki: remember playing volley ball on a racquet ball court where you could bounce the ball off of the walls...
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ElementalAlchemist: the bottom
ElementalAlchemist: the surface
SnackPak_: had to try
ProjectBeeks: when the ball touches the bosom of the earth
WiJohn: Yay replay!
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TotallyNotaBeholder: So, clip that is what you're saying?
Going_Medium: You scored the only point!
NotCainNorAbel: You did score the winning goal
aksu560: James is sabotaging
FacelessManAboutTown: Hello highlight reel!
HorusFive: Welcome to the higlight reel turner
FacelessManAboutTown: Is this the Rocket League equivalent of falling down a hole?
BigDaddyBland87: Traitor Goalkeeper was the perfect accolade for James
A1_Saucy: no pressure, it is a birthday, not make a wish
kusinohki: "coach says he'll die if we don't win this match!"
aksu560: Technically james scored that one too! He's on a roll
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
Sorator13: oh dear
: James you're letting down your fan on his birthday
FacelessManAboutTown: on their birthday*
mtvcdm: Rocket League: QWOP, with a triple-A budget.
Juliamon: Damn, that goat got horns
saucemaster5000: Pregaming your birthd-are they gonna be wasted at their birthday party?
KeytarCat: montage in highlight reel
ElementalAlchemist: definitely gonna happen
KWardJenx: Can any iof you really claim to play defense at this point?
iarethel0ser: Time for James to unleash his true power.
DudelidouX: Tip don't have set role.
ProjectBeeks: Don't let the VW on defense, he's too wee!
ProjectBeeks: They can both be in goal if they pick a side
saucemaster5000: ping diff
: The stream has been live for 15:37:19.
aksu560: P2P networking
omdorastrix: ~2ms is nothing to worry about, that could be down to buffering or whatnot.
Lord_Hosk: My ping is at 2 I use quantum tunneling technology
ProjectBeeks: The only thing in RL you can't fake is a save
JadedCynic: Strat: KILL the defense
ElementalAlchemist: high five
ProjectBeeks: that's a thing in RL
WowoT: switch game modes maybe?
ProjectBeeks: Make contact with a teammate above the crossbar after a goal explosion
A1_Saucy: this might be why they don't play 3 on 1
ProjectBeeks: I think RL needs to be told to queue again
TriChronos: RL has an issue with servers getting out of the queue when waiting. May need to queue again.
Orxolon: "we've seen how quickly life can turn around,in an instaaaaaant"
ProjectBeeks: You should be able to tell it to search with the start menu
CanPlayGames: What if Rocket League Royal. 100 cars in the dome
ElementalAlchemist: At least playing around like this is fun too
WowoT: requeue it james
ProjectBeeks: yeah, i play ranked and you don't get the fun lobby in ranked
ElementalAlchemist: @CanPlayGames If 4v4 is chaos, that's *really* chaos
mtvcdm: Championship of the universe
Orxolon: after Space Jam,this game,wonder next century
TriChronos: Let's go LRR!
: James is on Goon - kill the enemy players
Master_Gunner: Ian on Left Turnstile? That's going to be interesting
mtvcdm: That was just a stupidly lucky bounce.
ProjectBeeks: Space Jam was the game of last century
mtvcdm: Slammed it home.
BigDaddyBland87: Cori is best pure striker
circusofkirkus: sniped it from ian
: it was a two-man wall storming the goal
Orxolon: no goal steal,goal secure xD
ProjectBeeks: a chance, lol
ProjectBeeks: owngoals are ok, just doin' it for the vine
Godeke: There is a training mode built in, learning how to do air stuff is a game changer.
CodeIndigo: James, you've shown a LOT of improvement with aiming and interception
ProjectBeeks: Godeke, the thing that did me the most good was workshop obstacle courses
Orxolon: 1 minute on the clock!,come on LRRs!!!!
Orxolon: i believe
Godeke: Yeah, James has shown way more advancement in this short time than I expected. (Yeah, the obstacle courses are good for a bit more advanced understanding).
CodeIndigo: just like that
mtvcdm: Nice long-ranger.
JadedCynic: one more minute for another goal
ProjectBeeks: Right? He's done well!
SnowbirdMike: he hit the corner
ProjectBeeks: And the courses are for car control, i've been playing since 2016 and i can't do a dribble course, lol
ProjectBeeks: but i can fly real good
MungoDude: nice! tied up
mtvcdm: GOOD followup Ian
Mr_Horrible: C L E A N
Orxolon: anybody's game
Eklinaar: the teamwork
ProjectBeeks: that backflip tho
aksu560: Now james's signature overtime goal at 3 minutes
ElementalAlchemist: so close
JadedCynic: nice try guys!
aksu560: Real nice try from nelly
Orxolon: so anticlimactic
CodeIndigo: might not have been a win but it was a damn good game
ProjectBeeks: You can flip forward for speed without boost
JadedCynic: took overtime
mtvcdm: We'll be champions of the universe another time.
saucemaster5000: @mtvcdm Another Thanos apologist
Godeke: Rumble is wacky
: Any tips on streaming man I’m having a little trouble with stuff during streams like what should I do as in content wise it’s okay if u don’t wanna answer I’m just curious thank you
ProjectBeeks: It's gonna be testinuts!
RockSkar: rumble is basically mario kart power ups. really fun
ElementalAlchemist: This mode is real wacky
ProjectBeeks: If you thought it was Chaos before
Kelderan: James making it look like ez game for babies
BigDaddyBland87: Oh no! The other team has Heather...and they reformed her
mtvcdm: Oh no, we're playing against Reformed Heather we're doomed
ElementalAlchemist: See? It worked!
iarethel0ser: Worked perfectly, clearly correct.
mtvcdm: I knew Heather could reconstitute but I didn't think she'd show it NOW
MungoDude: do you need to hold it in?
RockSkar: no, just click L3 once and it'll go
Godeke: No hold required. You can *stop* some effects with another down press.
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Its_VeeBot: Seems slightly OP
Zanzabar_: is this some sort of arcade mode?
mtvcdm: Are they just down to one player?
: @Its_VeeBot The extra modes aren't what you would call... balanced.
Godeke: Spikes are really good, but the other features are useful for defending against it.
MungoDude: this is Rumble, it's one of the Extra Modes
Its_VeeBot: Oh crap two of the blue team DC'd
Godeke: I think you can play custom 4v4, but you need 8 in your group to do that.
saucemaster5000: hangon, Big Sauce? Dad?
Godeke: (custom 4v4 with rumble active)
KWardJenx: Crush him!!
Arium26: Extra modes are considered "Competitive" now, bots aren't coming
TriChronos: I think since it's ranked it won't swap anyone else in
ProjectBeeks: @Godeke in a private match you can play up to 4v4, but it doesn't have to be
Godeke: Rumble is considered to be "competitive" not "casual", so no bots.
aksu560: At one point there was the ability to que for a rumble that had the custom arenas aswell, for maximum SARP nostalgia
ProjectBeeks: That arena is in rotation
HorusFive: We all like that
Its_VeeBot: Someone buy this guy a sub or something. Find his Twitch
ProjectBeeks: it's actually really hard to score in that arena, lol
SnackPak_: so close
Its_VeeBot: *their, sorry
JadedCynic: Beej, get on this
saucemaster5000: Weird, James should tell his teammates to "play for the other team" more often
JadedCynic: whale plaid, BigSaus!
WowoT: they don't its in the air
Godeke: You don't touch as long as the spikes hold it.
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Lysander_salamander: have a good evening! Thanks for playing
aksu560: @ProjectBeeks It wasnt just one. It was a whole load of ones that were very clearly harking back to the original game. stuff like a circle, and layered sides
Its_VeeBot: Wanted to find this friend on Steam to see if they link a Twitch but couldn't find them RIP
HorusFive: That was a lot of fun to watch
ElementalAlchemist: yeah, this was fun!
TheWriterAleph: thanks for the stream!
JadedCynic: thanks for the fun!
KWardJenx: Thank you for having us.
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/alexsteacy | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Jeremy White: twitch.tv/jrhwhite | Kathleen: twitch.tv/BraveNewFaves | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Nelson: twitch.tv/coachnelly | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler
dissimulate1: Very good stream!
dissimulate1: Thanks y'all!
ProjectBeeks: @aksu560 those are just Rocket Labs maps, they're in Rumble rotation too.
TriChronos: Thanks for the great stream, y'all!
JadedCynic: yeah, RL doesn't need a beast of a PC
JadedCynic: I like the sound of this
MungoDude: fambily jambily car soccer
dissimulate1: that sounds awesome
aksu560: @ProjectBeeks Ah yeah, rocket labs, that was what it was called. Nice that they are in rumble rotation then.
Pteraspidomorphi: It's a few years old by now
HorusFive: 4 is chaos- but what about 3v3 in the office?
TacitusVigil: With chips?
dissimulate1: Thanks James!
dissimulate1: no u
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge journey back through time in Minecraft Through the Ages! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (14:20 from now).
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Mr_Horrible: more like FUNS of the Forest
MungoDude: for NZ and the parts of Aus with DST it ends on 2 April
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Juliamon: Get that spaghet
HorusFive: yum yum
saucemaster5000: wai.... I want... spaghet....
FacelessManAboutTown: Wait, I just realized, I have a burrito!
Juliamon: I do not have spaghet, but we did pick up some shamrock-shaped raviolis at Costco today
FacelessManAboutTown: That sounds incredibly American Juliamon
FacelessManAboutTown: Hope itturns out well
Juliamon: It was too hilarious not to buy
saucemaster5000: oooh lovely. I have to eat lots of leftover salad this week from fulfilled orders I cooked too much of.... I do love that italian irish food
Juliamon: of all the cultural backgrounds in my family, Irish is not one of them, so we go full American for it
FacelessManAboutTown: Boxty and Meatballs
Juliamon: (and besides, corned beef & cabbage is more of a New England thing than an Irish thing)
FacelessManAboutTown: I assume we're all waiting for the Paul stinger right?
Juliamon: I have bad news for you about that
FacelessManAboutTown: Oh well
FacelessManAboutTown: Burrito time then
TehAmelie: can't go wrong with burritos
Juliamon: oh you definitely can, but it's hard
TehAmelie: probably harder than pizza
FacelessManAboutTown: In my case very basic: grilled onion, good pinto beans, decent beef, and cheese
saucemaster5000: I had a pad thai burrito that wasn't bad
FacelessManAboutTown: I had a sushi burrito once
FacelessManAboutTown: Didn't like the texture
saucemaster5000: yeah, have done the sushi burrito, not a huge fan. But there's a place in my town that does afghan burritos that are amazing
TehAmelie: i tried to make a meat tornado burrito just yesterday. ended up just having a little kabob meat, shrimp and cheese and me wondering how you could even put anything more in a burrito wrap. still excellent
saucemaster5000: I mean, sounds like a good enough tornado
TehAmelie: would have liked to fit some beef chunks in there
FacelessManAboutTown: @saucemaster5000 That does sound delicious
TehAmelie: and possibly some form of chicken
saucemaster5000: poor avocado trying to dress up as a chicken to get in there
Juliamon: There's a Greek pizza shop right down the road whose gyros are basically burritos
saucemaster5000: ooo nice
FacelessManAboutTown: The more I eat, the more I realize Mediterranan food is my favorite.
saucemaster5000: I gotta get some grape leaves and make my own dolmas
FacelessManAboutTown: Had a good hole in the wall Shawarma the other day with tahini fries
saucemaster5000: (I know I've failed the post marvel fans going nuts about it community, but I've never had shawarma)
Juliamon: I didn't even know it was a thing, NH is not particularly known for its cultural diversity
Juliamon: we got a ton of white people, some Greek, some Brazilian, and a weirdly large number of Thai places, but that's about it
saucemaster5000: Was about to make a joke, then realized I was thinking of Vermont. Too many states in that corner.
Juliamon: Vermont is our better half
Juliamon: prettier and has more cows