Crossing the Streams || Rocket League

Joalni: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Rocket League) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (13m from now).
 NewtyNewts: Aww, kit!
ihlendrax: !box
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ihlendrax: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Rocket League) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
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 notthepenguins: soccer cars??? heck yeah!
 Pteraspidomorphi: I love this game and I haven't really played in years
 Dog_of_Myth: Greetings all
 TemporallyAwry: Ha!  I learned my lesson from last time and didn't try turning the volume up all the way to check this time.
 NewtyNewts: So, anyone got stream music?
kusinohki: Hi all!  I'm not ready for rocket league.  is there a fire cracker league??
 Manae: !next
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  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Rocket League) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (0s from now).
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> It's time for Crossing the Streams! @James_LRR, @apsalar, @ihorner, and @coachNellyMTG are spending the evening 2gether driving cars and hitting balls. What more could you ask for in this life? | To be clear, we're playing Rocket League. | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1635430450964602881
chaostreader: Nice job.
 TehAmelie: i once read a sci fi comic book about the future of soccer, with brain implants and rocket propelled feet. Bilal did not think as far as this
kusinohki: currently no sound for me...
ihlendrax: Nope, no music here NewtyNewts.
 Orxolon: hello,aren't we earlier?
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FacelessManAboutTown: Car soccer
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 Fanklok: @facelessmanabouttown Coccer for short
 ElementalAlchemist: Good evening friends
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Rocket time
  Juliamon: really it's football, so cootball
 Going_Medium: Just in time!    
 CururuGuasu: But, rockets explode!
 laikagoat: 
  Juliamon: also, cootball has a better mouthfeel than coccer
Carry_On2242: hello
 IbunWest: 
 SmithKurosaki: Time for car soccer
dissimulate1: best LRR intro
kusinohki: "ARE YOU READY FOR SOME TRUCK-BALL?!"
 RandomTrivia: But instead of hitting the ball with your foot, you hit it with your car - thus: Carball
 Astramentha:   
 LordZarano: 
TheAinMAP:     
 GhostValv: 
TheAinMAP: Hello.
dissimulate1: it's a James
 ThingsOnMyStream: Why does it have to be a Rocket LEAGUE. What happened to old fashioned backyard rocket car football?
  Sarah_Serinde: Hey James, glad you got the camera sorted out
 GapFiller:  hai face cam James
 RandomTrivia: Soc-cars!
 TehAmelie: hi JimmyJams
 NewtyNewts: Sports games on soccercycles!
 RandomTrivia:  
dissimulate1: footcars?
dissimulate1: carsball?
Boon_33: woo soccarcars!
 Pteraspidomorphi: Nice Soccer Caaaaaars
 SnackPak_: Juliamon decided it's called cootball
 LurkerSpine: wheelball
kusinohki: is that where we kick cars into goals??
 gualdhar: oooh kitty car
ButButTheJesus: Suuuperrrsoooniiic! Acrobatic Rocketpowered Battle Cars!
 TehAmelie: foot ball cars
 notthepenguins: i think you played it once before on a normal stream, but honestly no memory of which stream it was
  mtvcdm: I think you played it just on Video Games with Video James.
 RandomTrivia: Wiki says only on LRLan
 Cleekru: @ButButTheJesus SSARPBC!
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 LadyFermata: 2 years and my partner's fav game?!?! Hype
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 RandomTrivia: Wait, pardon me it was on Video James once
dissimulate1: James with the LRRfacts
 Cleekru: @ButButTheJesus The Better Prequel
dissimulate1: @RandomTrivia name checks out
 ElementalAlchemist: I haven't played this in a while but it's pretty neat
 RandomTrivia: @dissimulate1 
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  mtvcdm: I attempted this game but my computer chuuuuuugs trying to do it.
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 Alas_Babylon: Rocket Car, burning up the pitch out here alone
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dissimulate1: i'm back baby
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kusinohki: yellow card for delay of game 
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 mrjujubeans: Fütball Kars!
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 RandomTrivia: @Alas_Babylon I think it's gonna be a long, long stream...
 Verrain2: I only know this game from Stanley Parable Deluxe.
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 ElementalAlchemist: 90! I don't have cool number facts but it's a multiple of 10!
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 TehAmelie: football with tires!
 Alas_Babylon: @RandomTrivia 
 tyrsredritehand:  
Xan_The_Quiet: ooh, rocket league, that's unexpected
spawnofhastur: nyoooom!
 dissimulate1: hi Nelson!
 TehAmelie: goo team!
 LurkerSpine: such good music
 TheWriterAleph: beep beep
 TemporallyAwry: Ian the one on the right?
 TehAmelie: you only need a licence plate for public roads
 WowoT: there are still servers open for this game? 
Xan_The_Quiet: with all the hit n runs in this game, no plate is probably for the best
ProjectBeeks: Aww yiss, AcroSuper BaticPowered SonicBattle RocketCars
 TehAmelie: these are SPORTS cars. football cars!
 RandomTrivia: Wait is that an actual Golf GTI? 
 TemporallyAwry:  totally sensible looking car. 
 ThingsOnMyStream: How did I know that was Ian
dissimulate1: Cori AKA "Tallcar"
 ElementalAlchemist: yup, that's Ian
 korvys: *someone* didn't get the color-scheme memo
 TheWriterAleph: it's very ian
  terribleplan: Time to in-pimp ze auto
 IbunWest: Coriander “Tallcar” Dickenson
 korvys: #NerfCori
 Driosenth: I'm surprised James didn't make an Emily Carr
 Driosenth: Jjoke
 ThingsOnMyStream: I’m ready for some MLG Soccars
 TehAmelie: how many seasons is the game up to now? like, 30?
 djalternative: Is basketball in rotation right now?
 dissimulate1: Tournament 
 korvys: Jump in
  mtvcdm: !addquote (James) [now] Tell us what to do. All hail Cori.
  LRRbot: New quote #8485: "Tell us what to do. All hail Cori." —James [2023-03-13]
 TheWriterAleph: chaooooos
 SnackPak_: it's accurate
 gualdhar: tournaments are like playing Madden on easy for the other team
 LurkerSpine: I would think the matchmaking would be better in competitive
 ElementalAlchemist: that's because 4v4 *is* chaos
 Metric_Furlong: Chaos reigns
 TehAmelie: the Steven Spielberg movie Duel would be sweet to play
Nukified: it gets pretty chaotic
 Pteraspidomorphi: You can remove undesired regions
 SnackPak_: welp
 ElementalAlchemist: lol Ian
 ElementalAlchemist: I've always played on controller
 SnackPak_: nice block
ProjectBeeks: You have to use Keyboard and Mouth
 djalternative: We should play some of newish extra modes tonight
 TheWriterAleph: hey this is that room from the stanley parable 
 Fanklok: Goalies are doe cowards
 dissimulate1: this is gonna be fun lol
 Pteraspidomorphi: Wait, is James actually good at this?
 TehAmelie: mouse and keyboard, in my opinion, is only necessary for first person games and RTS
FacelessManAboutTown: What a save! What a save!
 RandomTrivia: *BONK*
ProjectBeeks: Rocket League is a real time strategy
  mtvcdm: And right 6 over crest into left 4, then left 4 slow tightens and opens, right 3. 150.
 SnackPak_: good clear
Nukified: drive faster?
FacelessManAboutTown: Need boost!
 RandomTrivia:   
 SnackPak_:   
 pn55: 
 ElementalAlchemist: good job Nelly!
Boon_33:  
TwitchTVsFrank:   
 Chronomagistrate: GOOOOOAAAALLL
 matthaus_c: 
 Cavemanhar: own goal
Boon_33: they owngoaled for you Nelly
 62MGcobra: 
 TehAmelie: NeLRRy, if you will
Carry_On2242: nice
 dissimulate1: 
 matthaus_c: James is on an NES controller
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 dissimulate1: NESBox 360 controller
 dissimulate1: wow
undecided44: Clearly, [X] will 'give it to you'
 TehAmelie: putting your whole body into just touching the ball and then seeing what direction it goes in has been my experience with playing real football, this is a great simulation
 RandomTrivia: I mean, you DID choose to play "Chaos"
 ElementalAlchemist: whoops
FacelessManAboutTown: Can't wait to submit this to SunlessKhan for guess the ranking 
Xan_The_Quiet: some people choose chaos, and some people have chaos thrust upon them because they forgot how many players is standard.
 ThingsOnMyStream: We didn’t *choose* chaos mode. Chaos mode chose us
  mtvcdm: Tweet! Goal!
 floofynewf: Hold on, time out. No fair if they can aim...
Kelderan: This is one game that makes me hate myself and feel like I'm actively negative to my team even more that League of Legends x.X
 Orxolon: ok,recruiting ppl to make a team and play against our beloved Lrr's
 dissimulate1: nice
 RandomTrivia: Nice shot!
 dissimulate1: well done Cori
Boon_33: CORI!
 TehAmelie: go Cori
 RandomTrivia: Straight down the barrel!
Kelderan: Gooooooooal!
Boon_33: let's go LRRFOLK
 Orxolon:  
 62MGcobra: 
kusinohki: nominating cori for MVP
 TehAmelie: should we make up songs for our heroes? asking for a Roy Kent fan
 dissimulate1: sweet
 SnackPak_: yo!
Boon_33: Nelly!
 Orxolon: GOAAALLL!!!!
 laikagoat:  
  mtvcdm: Nelly with the putback!
 62MGcobra:  
 ThingsOnMyStream: @orxolon where will you possibly find a group skilled enough?
 dissimulate1: lrrNelson
 RandomTrivia:   
Boon_33:  
ProjectBeeks: Woooooah nelly!
  bv310: Damn Nelly, well done
 dissimulate1: 
 62MGcobra: can nelly get the hat trick??? find out later
 Orxolon: @ThingsOnMyStream yeah,you're right,i give up
7gorobei: that turn at the end, chef's kiss
  bv310: @TehAmelie He's Here, He's There, He Fell Into A Hole, It's Jaaaaaaaames
 TehAmelie: haha
 They_Are_Alyx: Run out the clock!
 dissimulate1: 
  mtvcdm: Goalmouth scramble!
 dissimulate1: dang
 laikagoat: 
 They_Are_Alyx: SO CLOSE
 Fruan: Wet bones!
Boon_33: Sudden Death?>
 62MGcobra: 
ProjectBeeks: "wetbones" lol
 TheWriterAleph: i am immediately reminded how HARD this game is
  mtvcdm: You were done dirty by Wetbonezzz
 TehAmelie: just putting the pedal to the metal and chasing the ball does work like, 9 times out of 10, but. . .
 SnackPak_: bunching up like a JV soccer team 
 dissimulate1: lots of collateral damage here
 dissimulate1: is the crowd just balls? or eggs
ProjectBeeks: You cannot score your teammates, lol
ProjectBeeks: Eggs
 dissimulate1: are they are very egglike
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 Godeke: OMG, just tuned in and saw the game being played. This is my favorite game (hardstuck diamond 4 life).
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 CodeIndigo: Is Ian driving a VW Rabbit?
ProjectBeeks: The RoadHog XL has sexy legs on the mudflaps
ProjectBeeks: sexy eggs*
 dissimulate1: lol
 Orxolon: ooofff,that was so close
 Orxolon: 2 times
 dissimulate1: YES
 RandomTrivia:     
 TheWriterAleph: 
Boon_33: owngoal FTW
MungoDude: gg
 DiscordianTokkan:   
 They_Are_Alyx:    
 pn55: Retire champions!
 Orxolon: closing it in!!!
 RandomTrivia:    
 laikagoat:  own goal 
 Alas_Babylon: Gaaaaaamers
Boon_33: James has it!
 62MGcobra: 
 CodeIndigo: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLL
  bv310:   
iarethel0ser:   
 ElementalAlchemist: love to see it
 PharaohBender27: 
 TemporallyAwry: Fair enough, good stream 
ProjectBeeks: Bowngoal?
Kelderan: Hey, the game said James scored.
 RandomTrivia: 
 CururuGuasu: Own gol best goal
 PharaohBender27: Whoops I mean 
 TehAmelie: hmm imagine if every footballer retired after getting a goal
 ElementalAlchemist: congrats!
Boon_33: You are the Champions 
 dissimulate1: Fully Flourished
Kelderan: GGs. See you all tomorrow. Stream over
baskwalla: so good
 ThingsOnMyStream: Time for tournament mode!
Carry_On2242:   
kusinohki: did james unlock off the ball on purpose??
 Astrovore: that camera angle is going to make me throw up
FacelessManAboutTown: I like how james has a goal but no shots 
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  bv310: Man, I really want to play this now
 TehAmelie: we're playing flying goalkeeper mode eh
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 dissimulate1: geez!
 Shemerson: no idea how James plays without ball cam
 Godeke: Yeah, learning to drive and shoot with ball cam is an important (but challenging) skill.
 TehAmelie: does someone know what is the fastest goal in a recorded football game? i know it's under 1 minute
 TheWriterAleph: why? because he wants it on Cori 
 Godeke: But turning it off is also important for some actions.
  mtvcdm: @TehAmelie There's people who've scored directly from kickoff.
 dissimulate1: hat trick for that dude
 Astrovore: it makes for a less nauseous viewing experience 
 MehallD: @TehAmelie 2.1seconds in 2017
 LurkerSpine: ngl, ballcame seems kinda weird
 TehAmelie: wow
 gibbousm: remember, the game doesn't end until the ball hits the ground
baskwalla: That pigeon is a monster
 TehAmelie: but, do we think James can top it?
 Orxolon: @dissimulate1 thanks
 Orxolon: nah,just kidding hahahahah
 dissimulate1: wetbonezzz
  ThingsOnMyStream: Seems like it is harder to get the boost power ups in ball cam mode
 TehAmelie: judge? why can't i inject nitro in my engine while going in reverse
Boon_33: only halftime
 LurkerSpine: nah, either was fine
 dissimulate1: I mean we can see a cursor
 dissimulate1: the mini one
 gizmofreak1: ball cam is better for the stream
Kelderan: The arrow and ground indicator worked fine for me.
Nukified: nah, the boosts just aren't being picked up regularly
 JokerBoney: As a viewer ball cam kinda is super disorienting
 JadedCynic: whatever works for you, James
 62MGcobra: 
 saucemaster5000: easier to see ball, harder to find Waldo
Boon_33:  
 JadedCynic: we can maange
Xan_The_Quiet: memorizing the boost locations if definitely important in ballcam
 Godeke: It takes a long time to learn how to use ballcam effectively, for bronze level play I'm not sure it is a great thing.
 laikagoat: non-ball cam does make me woozy, but its whatever
 mwlsn: It was fine without ball cam
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 RandomTrivia: Pfffft
 TheWriterAleph: boink
 RandomTrivia: 
EvilBadman: You playing in a fashion comfortable to you is the most enjoyable
 mercano82: If you play better without ball cam, play it that way
 CodeIndigo: Is there a way to increase vertical jumping?
Nukified: aim upward and boost
Painfully_Dyslexic: we need the blue lock, we need to make the ultimate striker
 TehAmelie: teamwork, probably
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/ThoughtfulGoldenCheesecakeDancingBanana-9mAiFJdGDQqCermz
 VorlonScout: Yeah, I think non-ball cam is just a different viewing experience, not a worse one
FacelessManAboutTown: LIGHTNING MCQUEEN!
 RandomTrivia: 
Nukified: airborne practice is very useful
  bv310:   
  ThingsOnMyStream: Is there a spectator mode in Rocket League?
 dissimulate1: James!
Nukified: I think so
 dissimulate1: booli
 dissimulate1: haha
  mtvcdm: Ball cam makes it easier to see the ball, but it makes it harder to square the ball up.
MungoDude: gooooal
 SK__Ren: longshot
Boon_33: Cori from DOWNtown!!!
 TehAmelie: remember Warthog Jousting, the deathmatch game everyone invented when they first played Halo with friends? this whole game is basically that, with a ball
Nukified: I've seen it in big events
 62MGcobra: now just a point per 10 seconds
  Juliamon: I would love to see stats on own goals in 4v4
 TheWriterAleph: oof
 Pteraspidomorphi: James, you can do right turns holding lt/rt IIRC
 Pteraspidomorphi: *tight
Xan_The_Quiet: @ThingsOnMyStream i believe there is in private matches only
 62MGcobra: 
MungoDude: gg
 dissimulate1: best 2 out of 3?
 Pteraspidomorphi: Wait no, that's the wrong button, probably
Fantusta: This is LRR vs. randos online?
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FacelessManAboutTown: So are you trying to be the Pele of this sport or the Michael Schumacher?
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 matthaus_c: AI mvp
 62MGcobra: that AI has ping advantage!!!!
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 serramarkov: Whee!
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 dissimulate1: puttin the pressure on
 RandomTrivia: Ooooh, very close
 matthaus_c: I hear Orange makes you 5% more aggressive
 62MGcobra: 
 TehAmelie: that would have been at least a page 3 story in Almost magazine
  Juliamon: Orange makes you better, but in a way that cannot be defined by percentages
 Mr_Horrible: I fear that you may not be an unbiased reporter on the issue, Juliamon
iarethel0ser: Red ones go faster, and orange is kind of close to red, so you go kind of faster.
 RandomTrivia: Da orange stripe makes ya go fasta
  Juliamon: Unbiased? No. Mod? Yes.
 Mr_Horrible: well ya got me there 
 saucemaster5000: Orange you glad they aren't blue?
  mtvcdm: https://www.gamedeveloper.com/design/red-vs-blue-which-team-should-you-choose- There was actually a study that found you're more likely to win wearing red than you are wearing blue.
Xan_The_Quiet: i dunno why flames aren't more common on cars in this game. flames definitely make you faster
 serramarkov: Defense!
 Alas_Babylon: D-Fence!
Nukified: I recall unlocking flames early on
 TehAmelie: orange just makes me think of this Neil Gaiman story where the narrator's younger sister turns into a mind controlling teenage pest made up of orange light by experimenting with skin creams
 FacelessManAboutTown: B O O M E D
 RandomTrivia: 
 definenull: 
 62MGcobra: 
 serramarkov: Go Cori!
Boon_33:   
 LurkerSpine: Ole Ole Ole Ole
 They_Are_Alyx:   
Boon_33: olay olay
 Mr_Horrible: Zoinks Scoob! It's a g-g-g-, a g-g-g-goal!
 DEATHlikescats: Y’all figuring out who’s good midfield and who’s good for goalie
 FacelessManAboutTown: This variant living up to its name
 TehAmelie: Cori is already MVP, the rest of the awards are just ceremonial
 CodeIndigo: This is one of those games that I wasn't interested in until I saw it played.
 saucemaster5000: If football is more fun with cars than humans, I argue this means it'd be more fun with Dodecahedrons than balls
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ProjectBeeks: They been playing this mode for a half hour and i haven't seen one Chao.
 definenull: nooooo
Nukified: honestly, it's better to rotate positions allowing boosted to attack
 TehAmelie: i want to see this game with the cars fom Rollcage, if anyone remembers that
  mtvcdm: !crossover
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 GhostValv: nice
 RandomTrivia: Nice
 FacelessManAboutTown: After having only seen RLCS level players for so long this is wild to watch
 TehAmelie: i can't see the audience, but i can hear the audience
baskwalla: @TehAmelie You don't see them until it's too late.
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Boon_33: Refs were bad 
kusinohki: so many missed holding calls...
 dissimulate1: hahaha
 RandomTrivia: Hahahahaha
 FacelessManAboutTown: 
 dissimulate1: signals design, amirite
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 TehAmelie: who needs ping, football is all about positioning
 FacelessManAboutTown: [POG]
 Pteraspidomorphi: Not wrong TehAmelie 
 Alas_Babylon: Hitting the ball, explains the ball
Boon_33: Ian put Cori on a 100m spool of ethernet cable as a handicap
 dissimulate1: wow
Nukified: Ian was trying to help
TotallyNotaBeholder: 
 saucemaster5000: Ian sus
 NotCainNorAbel: That is some James Madden coaching
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 MoxCubitZirconium: GOOOOOOOOOOAL! Wait, wrong team.
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 JadedCynic: define your own victories 
 FacelessManAboutTown: Ian is the mafia
 drroxorphd: Gotta work on the driving and ball touching 
 matthaus_c: I saw Ian vent to medbay
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 RandomTrivia: 
 TehAmelie: James is the goalie/captain/defense line? this makes sense actually
 dissimulate1: this manguito guy
 dissimulate1: that was a good drive
 DEATHlikescats: Y’all should play 2v2 to get comfy
 dissimulate1: that would be fun to watch
 WowoT: be where the ball will be
 DiamondMX: Nice shot James!
 GhostValv: noice
 RandomTrivia: Yeah, there we go!
 BigDaddyBland87: Nice shot!
Boon_33:   
 62MGcobra: 
 CodeIndigo: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLL
 NewtyNewts: Well goaled!
 They_Are_Alyx:    
 RandomTrivia: On the board!
 SmithKurosaki: Well done
ProjectBeeks: Savage!
 TehAmelie: very cool, restrained play
 drroxorphd: wait for everyone to miss 
7gorobei: good patience
 drroxorphd: nice shot James
ProjectBeeks: Don't forget you can bump their goalies and mess em up, lol
ProjectBeeks: #strats
 RandomTrivia: That player is very good at lining themselves up for the goals
 FacelessManAboutTown: was that jpop playing?
 dissimulate1: what are the glowing balls on the field?
 dissimulate1: in the team colors
MungoDude: I feel like ballcam on makes it slightly harder to be aware of where your opponents are
 FacelessManAboutTown: @dissimulate1 Boost
 dissimulate1: ah thanks
 FacelessManAboutTown: @MungoDude Most pro players will flip to other camera angles to check while playing
 dissimulate1: nice
 dissimulate1: that was great
 RandomTrivia: 
Boon_33:  
 RandomTrivia: Good teamwork there
 62MGcobra:  
 They_Are_Alyx:    
 drroxorphd: with the assist from blue
 SmithKurosaki: LETS GO
ProjectBeeks: unforced error!
 Fruan: Why is James called Normalcy?
Kelderan: Damn. Did James eat his spinach? I stepped away for 15 minutes and he's gaming out of his mind now
 GhostValv: D:
 RandomTrivia: Welp
 BigDaddyBland87: and that's ice
 TehAmelie: this game was just practice!
Izandai: oof
 saucemaster5000: We did. All of us. The whole internet.
 DiamondMX: 2 goals in 44 second.
 CodeIndigo: oopsiedoo
 JadedCynic: 1 goal in 1 minute; just like we said 
 ontario_watson: No one saw that… until the replay
Boon_33: Manguitodlk is carrying the other team
 dissimulate1: they are indeed
 drroxorphd: game over man game over
 RandomTrivia: All of them
 dissimulate1: all of them I think
 DiamondMX: That was a good game, though.
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/AntediluvianTrappedCheeseKeepo-EAtdPzfS2i1RegLR
 TehAmelie: noo our points
 CodeIndigo: He definitely has your number
 DiamondMX: ^ Now everyone can see that in the highlight reel!
 shurtal: "they" got all the goals
Boon_33: going to find fresh seals to club
 TehAmelie: are we playing in some kind of league capacity by the way?
 dissimulate1: Speed Demon
 dissimulate1: Enforcer lmao
Kelderan: Nelly woke up and chose violence.
 RandomTrivia: Get it, because you're *training*
 Ivalenz_: 
 Easilycrazyhat: No Crates. Only car soccer.
 A1_Saucy: those aren't pillows
 dissimulate1: this is a cool arena
ProjectBeeks: There is actually a train that runs above you, and there's one below too i think
 dissimulate1: stadium?
 dissimulate1: I never know which
Boon_33: let's go BlueFor
DaxStrife: Oh no, cars killed mass transit, so they repurposed the train station.  
 TehAmelie: that guy's name was Richboy. clearly he needs to be humiliated
ProjectBeeks: it's a Pitch, technically
 dissimulate1: ah right
 62MGcobra: gotta play in team colours
 dissimulate1: nice cori
MungoDude: goooal
 RandomTrivia: Sweet!
 dissimulate1: 
 They_Are_Alyx:    
 62MGcobra: 
Boon_33: winning is half the battle!
 JadedCynic: use your enemy to get the bounce
ProjectBeeks: As an avid RL player, i'm only dying a *little* bit inside! 
 dissimulate1: that was great offense
 JadedCynic: thank you Ian 
Nukified: lol
Lysander_salamander: Hello everyone
 dissimulate1: My comments are ONLY based on my soccer knowledge
 dissimulate1: and not RL
Boon_33: WOOT
 62MGcobra: 
 TheWriterAleph: hell yeah!
MungoDude: nice one
 They_Are_Alyx:    
Kelderan: Goooooal!
 SmithKurosaki: Nice Leisurely goal
ProjectBeeks: "it's called a pitch" is the reach of my soccer knowledge
 dissimulate1: haha
 TehAmelie: clearly Cori is our star player. can't wait for the other teams to recognize this so we can start playing mindgames with them
 DiamondMX: Richboy, scoring 2 of the 3 goals this match. Star player.
 RandomTrivia: IAN
 FacelessManAboutTown: Ian...
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 Orastes: evening ya'll
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 dissimulate1: Ian pls
 TehAmelie: Richboy, you son of a B! i read your book!
 drroxorphd: I cleared that, in to the front of the goal at slow speed
 matthaus_c: Ian is just stating facts!
 dissimulate1: woooow
 SnackPak_: 
 GhostValv: nice~
 dissimulate1: chef's kiss
 They_Are_Alyx:    
Kelderan: Wooooo
Boon_33: WHAST he's heating up!
 RandomTrivia: !quote 7454
  LRRbot: Quote #7454: "I need to be put in jail for the words that I say." —Ian [2021-01-16]
 Seagulyus: naisu naisu
 Jasoman: I also think that was a good shoot
 JadedCynic: @DiamondMX some people want to see the ball explode, and they don't care how 
Lysander_salamander: I've never played Rocket League before
Xan_The_Quiet: ah, i do the full-body clench when james jump for the ball just like i do when i'm playing
 drroxorphd: that'll do it 
ProjectBeeks: @Lysander_salamander are you from a small town in central new york?
Kelderan: Nice save nice save
 dissimulate1: @Lysander_salamander are you a real salamander?
Lysander_salamander: @ProjectBeeks not that I know of?
undecided44: James looking like Oveckin.... sitting just off the circle waiting to snipe.
 drroxorphd: when their entire team is all chasing the ball, it's a good strategy
Lysander_salamander: @Lysander_salamander what is real, anyway?
ProjectBeeks: There's a town there called Lysander, lol, right next to Baldwinsville, where the Baldwin (actors) family is from.
 dissimulate1: whooooaaaa
 dissimulate1: Iamtooshort123
 TehAmelie: hit the goalpost, so to speak
iarethel0ser: @Lysander_salamander Electrical impulses interpreted by your brain, according to... a friend.
 Mischievous_Catgeist: this feels more like volleyball then soccer  to me for some weird reason
 dissimulate1: @Lysander_salamander 
 pn55: 4v4 is so chaotic. Like two angry swarms of bees!
 dissimulate1: dang it i keep misreplying
Kelderan: Defence *clap clap* Defence *Clap Clap*
 TehAmelie: i just wanna know, where do you learn the Jecht shot?
ProjectBeeks: lmao
Lysander_salamander: I've played the overwatch knockoff of this, but this looks more fun.
 dissimulate1: 
ProjectBeeks: *talks to npc* "you wanna join my blitzball car team?"
 GhostValv: D:
 dissimulate1: wow
 ElementalAlchemist: oooooooh oof
 NotCainNorAbel: so close
MungoDude: gg that one was exciting
 TehAmelie: speaking of goalposts
 JadedCynic: WHEW
 They_Are_Alyx: 
 ElementalAlchemist: just made it
 JadedCynic: 3-2
 RandomTrivia: 
 JadedCynic: only by 1
 TehAmelie: guess fame and fortune isn't everything HAHA
ProjectBeeks: 232 ping? that's not even bad
  mtvcdm: !onemore
  LRRbot: One More? uno mas? ONE MORE! En til?
 RandomTrivia: She said the thing!
 DudelidouX: Sometimes AI is better then a player so.
 RandomTrivia: 
ProjectBeeks: I've played on aussie servers with 290
 steelfox13: Uhhh draw horses?  wait...
Kelderan: I missed it. Other than LRRmans do we have an official team name?
 CodeIndigo: Maybe your ping is high because you're on East Coast servers?
 TehAmelie: there are no timeouts or penalties in this game, have you noticed?
 Sethalidos: !dos
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MungoDude: !ichi
 GapFiller: !tres
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ProjectBeeks: Also, the game will fill in AI when people leave, so if they leave at the end it looks like you played a bunch of AI but they just got there
kusinohki: !pubg
  LRRbot: Playerunknown's Project Runway
 TehAmelie: not even ball outs
 GapFiller: !shi
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 SkipIives: Soccer cars!
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 TehAmelie: or is it called "out of bounds"?
 ElementalAlchemist: dag
 TheWriterAleph:  
 GapFiller: !vagh
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ProjectBeeks: @TehAmelie they're in a cage, you can't get out, lol
Boon_33: tactical whiffing
baskwalla: Whiffing for money
  Juliamon: TehAmelie They probably figured that penalties and anything that stops the game would detract from the fast-paced nature of the matches
 dissimulate1: WOW
 TheWriterAleph: GAH
 Easilycrazyhat: GOOD SAVE
 CodeIndigo: Hot dang
  Juliamon: Kudos to them
 Sethalidos: !commands
  LRRbot: Help: https://lrrbot.com/help
 FacelessManAboutTown: Proper Brexit ball tackle right there
  mtvcdm: !genius
  LRRbot: Oh no!
 ElementalAlchemist: gneiss
 TehAmelie: every time in gym football when i bounded the ball off the walls it stopped the game, but here they solved it :x
 TehAmelie: bounced?
 dissimulate1: dang
 CodeIndigo: I still think it's awesome that there's all these futuristic cars and then there's Ian in Saabine
 GhostValv: 
 dissimulate1: 
Boon_33: Nelly with the Contribution!
 FacelessManAboutTown: GOOOOOOOOOL
TheAinMAP: 
 DEATHlikescats: Congratulations Nelly!
Kelderan: Actively gaming
 They_Are_Alyx:   
 NewtyNewts: What a goal!
 DEATHlikescats:  
  mtvcdm: Deflection works
 PharaohBender27: 
 TehAmelie: my mom had a deeply orange Volvo 245 about 40 years ago, i love Ian's choice
 DEATHlikescats:    
 CodeIndigo: On a tear
TheAinMAP:  
Boon_33: ╰(*°▽°*)╯
 DiamondMX: Great shot Cori.
 They_Are_Alyx: 
 WiJohn: Nice good Cori indeed
 SmithKurosaki: Good screen
 dissimulate1: YES
 dissimulate1: WOW
Critterbot: Dang, nice save!
  mtvcdm: Good goalkeeping on theie end
 dissimulate1: very nice cori
 GhostValv: nice~
 SnackPak_: 
Lysander_salamander: yay
 They_Are_Alyx:    
 PharaohBender27: 
 Pteraspidomorphi: nice goal
 WiJohn: Cori calling shots
Boon_33: BOOP FTW!
 matthaus_c: the game winning boop
 CodeIndigo: BURN THAT NET BAYBEEEEE
 DiamondMX: Cori slams it home!
 Pteraspidomorphi: Sorry sorry I mean: "Nice One"
 SmithKurosaki: NICE
KeytarCat: Defender getting an assist!
 DEATHlikescats: 
mjiig: The replay is incomplete without the "boop"
TheAinMAP: 
 TehAmelie: Reaper voice "Overtime? Die die die"
ranoras: Another great scori for cori!
Kelderan: Defence *clap clap* Defence *Clap Clap*
ProjectBeeks: it's like Normalcy...and the swarm of 3 cars
 SK__Ren: That was a scary opening shot. Top of the goal is very hard to block
 TehAmelie: he's here, he's there, he fell into a hole, it's Jaaaames
Boon_33: Ian with the bomb!
 Easilycrazyhat: oooh, close one
 Sethalidos: !crossover
  LRRbot: This should be a Jackbox game. Don't ask me how.
 dissimulate1: well done
 SnackPak_: 
MungoDude: gg
 ElementalAlchemist: gg!
Lysander_salamander: 
 They_Are_Alyx:     
 DEATHlikescats:   
7gorobei: 
 FacelessManAboutTown: 
 CodeIndigo: @TehAmelie YAAAAY HOLE
 SnackPak_: James and I play the same position in rocket league
ProjectBeeks: 2 Centered Balls
TheAinMAP: 
 DEATHlikescats:   
KeytarCat: Did Ian do a nose stand in the fanfare?
 dissimulate1: actively not going anywhere
 Pteraspidomorphi: SnackPak_: Clear and counterattack?
spiffinn: what are the things that James was driving over?
 DEATHlikescats:  
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 saucemaster5000: since the only one going into the goals and scoring points is the ball, I say the ball is the winner
 TehAmelie: holy cats this  is making me excited for Ted Lasso season 2
 DEATHlikescats: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 SnackPak_: @Pteraspidomorphi basically yeah
 Pteraspidomorphi: TehAmelie: Season 3? Or are you one behind?
 TehAmelie: oh right
ProjectBeeks: *puts toilet in the fridge, watches from there* Solved.
 serramarkov: Wednesday, @TehAmelie, I'm waiting, too!
 Pteraspidomorphi: SnackPak_: I like to play that position too
 CodeIndigo: Wow, okay, Ian is legit driving a VW
 TehAmelie: they have waited so long just to get the writing right. it's a whole new way of making TV
 LordZarano: @spiffinn Boost charges, they fill up the meter that lets you use rocket
spiffinn: thanks
 dissimulate1: Wii would like to play
 iiieye: Ian is your cel on?
 dissimulate1: DST is messin me up
 RandomTrivia: 
 dissimulate1: already 7pm
 Steel_Wish: Ah yes, Rökket League
 RandomTrivia: OH MY GOD IAN
 GhostValv: wowie
Lysander_salamander: nice
ProjectBeeks: I just checked on the price of Tungsten D&D dice, and holy crap they cost half an ounce of real gold.
 JadedCynic: 
KeytarCat: Can you play this game in first person?
 TehAmelie: there's gold coins? that's maybe more weird than the Burnout 'verse having humans
Boon_33: the car stops, but the spinnas, they just keep going
 JadedCynic: can't even step to it
 saucemaster5000: Reminder to everyone, put spinners on your toyota corollas
 dissimulate1: that would be unmanageable I think
Boon_33: I like the weighted non-spinners, it's a very cool ride
 FacelessManAboutTown: All ball, clean tackle
ProjectBeeks: I've seen 1st person RL in a video, it would make you throw up, lol
 iiieye: Wheel +vr
 TehAmelie: having a solid situational awareness is so important in this game. so clearly everyone would have to be in forced first person
 TheMerricat: Apparently there _IS_ a mod that can let you play in 1st person, but nothing in the vanilla game.
 shurtal: Cori, employing the Krickitune gambit, let's see if it works out
  Juliamon: ProjectBeeks I'm not surprised, from what I understand tungsten is a massive pain to precision machine
Lysander_salamander: nice
 ElementalAlchemist: nice!
 SnackPak_: James "The Wall" Turner
 62MGcobra: 
Boon_33: Cori Cori Cori!
 JadedCynic: @iiieye I think that falls under 'cruel and unusual punishment' under the Geneva Conventions
ProjectBeeks: @Juliamon It's also massively heavy, lol
WiJohn: & on offense Killiander
KeytarCat: James "The D" Turner
 dissimulate1: Cori truly the playmaker
 saucemaster5000: 
 TehAmelie: one missed tackle does change everything
 dissimulate1: so true ian
ProjectBeeks: This game shows you that you can miss a hole in the wall the size of a house, and not be able to fix that
  mtvcdm: !holes
  LRRbot: Did somebody mention famous Shia LaBeouf vehicle Holes??
 TheMerricat: So one thing that is refreshing watching the lrr crew play this... they are both supportive and own their mistakes.... playing this in pug form with voice chat... is toxic, or was when I tried it out
ProjectBeeks: Why Holes and not Horns?
 RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHA
ProjectBeeks: LOL
ProjectBeeks: wheeee!
Lysander_salamander: I haven't seen Horns.  Is it a pretty good adaptation of the book?
 DiamondMX: The blue car blocked you from defending. I wonder if that was intentional, because it was a great play.
 saucemaster5000: ball has cooties
ProjectBeeks: I haven't seen the book, couldn't tell ya
 TehAmelie: i have no idea why they'd even let people play in pick up groups against teams who know each other in person, it seems unfair
ProjectBeeks: also i'm realizing Horns was not Shia LaBoof, so i'm wrong anyway
ProjectBeeks: Shia The Beef
baskwalla: Logan?
 TehAmelie: issa game a inches
 MrGibberish: Hello friends!
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 johnhelix: 33 months. The fractionally less than three years?
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 TehAmelie: fun to watch too
 RandomTrivia: That was good content *AND* good #Content
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 Daisyg1313: Does it work again if James says he sucks!?
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 TheWriterAleph: get in the soccer-car shinji
 dissimulate1: geez
 Sethalidos: !quote Ian
  LRRbot: Quote #7761: "Phrasing has never been a thing and I will never do it even once." —Ian [2021-09-05]
ProjectBeeks: Nice
 RandomTrivia: Woof
  mtvcdm: Who scored?
 RandomTrivia: @mtvcdm [Unicode errors]
 TehAmelie: THAT one is the Roy Kent eh
 Easilycrazyhat: That's an option?
 TehAmelie: (we're boned)
 dissimulate1: WOW
 SnackPak_: got there
 dissimulate1: very nice
 RandomTrivia: 
Boon_33: WOO IAN!
 RandomTrivia: WE TAKE THOSE!
 SnackPak_: that was a clutch save
 ElementalAlchemist: What a save!
 JadedCynic: WHERE do they come from?!?  Do they just die and respawn in the goal?!? 
 Easilycrazyhat: Too many goalies spoil the save?
 JadedCynic: Seems like it @Easilycrazyhat
 WowoT: james has to jump earlier
ProjectBeeks: i am not reading that as "tilty"house
 dissimulate1: sweet
 JadedCynic: NICE
 NotCainNorAbel: nice
 SnackPak_: 
 RandomTrivia:  Nice!
  mtvcdm: Good finish
Boon_33:  
7gorobei: sweet
 TehAmelie: powerful play
 dissimulate1: that was pretty
DarthRagnar815: 
  mtvcdm: That was some Tsubasa stuff
  Juliamon: ProjectBeeks iirc they have also secured *that* spelling
 dissimulate1: SPIKE IT
 maestrith: Kathleen has ruined the word "noot" for me.
 RandomTrivia: Oof
 SmithKurosaki: Wouldnt have gone in if that wasnt a group jump
 saucemaster5000: yeah the ball never leaves the ground in soccer
  mtvcdm: Who scored!
 Easilycrazyhat: What is that gamertag? XD
WriterRaven: @maestrith Yup, very much agreed.
 dissimulate1: let the hate flow through you
KeytarCat: [][][][][]? scored!
 JadedCynic: @saucemaster5000 well...rarely, and usually only by mistake
 Saintnex: I think it depends lol, this very much reminds me of heading the ball in soccer
ProjectBeeks: @Juliamon maybe, but n steam you can have multiple uses of the same nickname, lol
 SmithKurosaki: o7 Nelly
  Juliamon: ProjectBeeks I mean on Twitch or an actual domain
 JadedCynic: play it along the roof 
ProjectBeeks: indeed
 ElementalAlchemist: "Sometimes I just want to be a ball." --Ian
 Sethalidos: isn't he already an almond?
 JadedCynic: YAY
 dissimulate1: NELSON
Lysander_salamander: nice
 They_Are_Alyx:    
 RandomTrivia:  
TheAinMAP: 
 NotCainNorAbel: NELLY WITH THE 4-1
 Sethalidos: !findquote almond
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 RandomTrivia: They would have intercepted if you didn't
 Sethalidos: !findquote horner
  LRRbot: Quote #5747: "I'm Ian Horner and I'm alive, AHHHHHHHH!" —Ian [2019-01-22]
 JadedCynic: keep it in the corner
 dissimulate1: WOO
 ElementalAlchemist: yeah!
 JadedCynic: NICE save!
Lysander_salamander: yay
 RandomTrivia:   
 They_Are_Alyx:    
 Sorator13: GG!!
 SmithKurosaki: 
SmoreThanAFeelin: GG!
TheAinMAP: 
 FacelessManAboutTown: To catch them is your real test?
ProjectBeeks: >69
 Easilycrazyhat: I really like this arena
 JadedCynic: makes me wonder what the kanji for 'unicode errors' is...
 RandomTrivia: That's not terrible for trans-atlantic ping
Kelderan: East Coast China?
  Juliamon: Yeah it said EU
 JadedCynic: EU?  Maybe cyrillic?
ProjectBeeks: Someone let them know they can restrict it to local regions, lol
 MrGibberish: I remember back in the day when sub 200 was considered as good ping
 JadedCynic: James THE WALL Turner 
 RandomTrivia: 
 dissimulate1: hahaha nice ian
 ElementalAlchemist: that's true
ProjectBeeks: When i started playing this, they had Central US servers, my ping was 4.
 FacelessManAboutTown: 
 ontario_watson: I see the shark from Gang Beasts is up there.
 JadedCynic shares some Advil for Quake2 multiplayer
 Easilycrazyhat: Getting stuck in the air is a big thing in this game
 RandomTrivia:  NICE!
Kelderan: From DOWN TOWN
 They_Are_Alyx:   
TheAinMAP:  
 Sorator13: 
DaxStrife: Never let Jesus take the wheel; he has no idea how to drive.
 omdorastrix: I mean - with the wheels on the ground you're a driver.  if they're all off the ground  you're more of a pilot...
  Juliamon: Ian gets the participation medal
 ontario_watson: A few of Ian’s molecules may have included the ball
 JadedCynic: I an was there as Hype Man, playing up James' goal 
 Easilycrazyhat: That was a zippy ball
ProjectBeeks: @DaxStrife Of course he did. Jesus spoke not of his own Accord.
 TheMerricat: @DaxStrife I mean what do you expect? He died 1900 years before cars were invented. 
 RandomTrivia: Ian 
 Easilycrazyhat: That's ruude
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/SnappyTransparentKiwiTBTacoLeft-FGhS29Tn3By0muuj
 A1_Saucy: I laughed Ian
Boon_33: WE heard you Ian 
 SnackPak_: who?
 RandomTrivia: JAMES TURNER
 Sorator13: there is indeed always a bigger fish
 TheMerricat: lol star WARS
Lysander_salamander: I guess?
 Shadwhawk: No, there's no love for Ep1 here
 shurtal: you mean Obi-Two Kenobi
 JadedCynic: "Jesus take the wheel...well, no - I meant the steering wheel..."
 djalternative: you're RC cars. you even got the antennas
 WowoT: #unsub
WriterRaven: Episode 1 knows what it did.
 ontario_watson: This has always been Hot Wheels Soccer, right?
 SmithKurosaki: james....
 DiamondMX: I didn't understand that Star Trek reference.
 TheWriterAleph: @TheMerricat right, with starbuck
Boon_33: we all had a sensible chuckle
Lysander_salamander: Episode 1 had good parts
Kelderan: I had so many good hours clocked into some PC Hot Wheels racing game in the early 2000s I can't remember
 FacelessManAboutTown: https://clips.twitch.tv/UninterestedGracefulHummingbirdPeteZaroll-YBZxh2BwAyPRk7u4
 saucemaster5000: James getting Star Trek and Jumanji confused again
iarethel0ser: Star trek, you know, with the gates.
Lysander_salamander: They were trying their best with what they were given
 Phailhammer: Obi-Wan was my favourite Tok'ra. 
 JadedCynic: @DiamondMX It was pre-reboot Doctor Who; easily missed
 Godeke: They haven't discovered that the population of Rocket League is made up of eggs yet?
 RandomTrivia: @DiamondMX 
 dissimulate1: I learned about the egg fans today
Lysander_salamander: I don't get the joke
ProjectBeeks: @Godeke Wait till they learn that the eggs are imprisoned inside the cars with no doors.
Kelderan: @Godeke Don't tell Wheeler
 LordZarano: I thought they were party ballons
 LordZarano: *balloons
 Godeke: Not a joke, they are eggs.
 FacelessManAboutTown: Banged the corner
 RandomTrivia: Very clean
 saucemaster5000: What happens when they hatch?
ProjectBeeks: If you look around in the replays, you can find some eggs making out under the bleachers
 saucemaster5000: No better question, what happens when I cook them?
 dissimulate1: @saucemaster5000 God help us all
ProjectBeeks: little love heart animation and everything
 RandomTrivia: 
 shurtal: i love it when insurance companies go "Hey, you've been with us for 8 years, here's a 25% rate hike for no reason".  On an unrelated note, Lizard Insurance will no longer have my business after next month
 JadedCynic: little league soccer
 Bearudite: good ole magnet ball
 mercano82: There is a hockey mode for this game
 JadedCynic: 20 kids swarming around the ball, with two standing bored 
 FacelessManAboutTown: Typical Canadian, always relating everything to hockey. 
ProjectBeeks: i main Snow Day (hockey)
ProjectBeeks: 3v3 special mode
 saucemaster5000: I call kid playing defense string at clouds and swinging my invisible buster sword
 mercano82: I prefer puck physics to ball physics, too
 FacelessManAboutTown: Heck of a shot tbf
ProjectBeeks: yeah, The Pinch is *chef's kiss*
  mtvcdm: I want to know who built this stadium and why.
 RandomTrivia: Ohhhhhhh noooooo
Lysander_salamander: wow
 omdorastrix: Jason?
 Pteraspidomorphi: It's not over til it's over!
 JadedCynic: at time over
 They_Are_Alyx: OOFA
 FacelessManAboutTown: 
a2omega: Wow
SmoreThanAFeelin: nooooooo
WiJohn: Oh you were part of someone else's highlight reel
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ProjectBeeks: i was hoping they'd just slap it down and go to ot
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 RandomTrivia: Welp
 ElementalAlchemist: wow
 ElementalAlchemist: happens
  Juliamon: 
 Shadwhawk: Two second goal, wow
 ElektroTal: glurp looks different
 ontario_watson: That’s discouraging
 RandomTrivia: The standing jump is never as high as you think
 ElementalAlchemist: Occasionally I can do that to my opponent and it feels really good 
 WowoT: deflate gate
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WiJohn: Oh hey a year, neat
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 ElementalAlchemist: but also I'm normally bad at the game so it's one of the few goals I get
 RandomTrivia: @ElektroTal That's because you didn't drink enough of it
ProjectBeeks: Metric ball
 Sorator13: Cori is right, but only because there's no such thing as regulation rocket league
 Orxolon: @mtvcdm Jack McJackerson,because he had money and could
 JadedCynic: it's absolutely RL regulation: wired to explode when it goes into a goal
 Lord_Hosk: Someone get me a cup of that balls piss! I need to test it for... Ballroids?
 saucemaster5000: remember what Ian said about not touching the ground and being in god's hands? That ball is not on the ground much
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 RandomTrivia:  
  Juliamon: Lord_Hosk Pee is stored in the.... tank?
TheAinMAP: 
ProjectBeeks: there better be a regulation RL ball, they're playing it professionally all the time
 RynoLaw: Automotive Service Excellence?
 Sorator13: @Juliamon the word you're looking for is "bathtub"
 saucemaster5000: @Sorator13 I disagree
 ghyllnox: The pee is stored in the truck nuts
 ElementalAlchemist: pffffft
Lokolos: Lol was that Paul?
 RynoLaw: Wait, that was ASE, SAE is Society of Automotive Engineers
 ElementalAlchemist: dang
 ElementalAlchemist: it stayed up for so long
 Lord_Hosk: I think the problem is... the blue team scored more points, but you were the orange team.
 lamina5432: can they try hockey or basketball against real people?
 Orxolon: idk,can they?
 ElementalAlchemist: hecc
 Godeke: Zero time only allows one goal (game ends on touch or goal)
ProjectBeeks: They can't with a team of 4
 Pteraspidomorphi: It's very late so EU casuals are probably not awake
 RandomTrivia: Yikes
ProjectBeeks: omg, lol
 RandomTrivia: SHAN'T!
 Pteraspidomorphi: Never!
Lysander_salamander: I probably should
JoeKim: i believe in you james
KamekoSkye: But Rocket League...and other games
 JadedCynic: @Pteraspidomorphi that's it - only the hardcore still awake
baskwalla: You're not my real dad!
 TemporallyAwry: It's the DST - they're an hour ahead of you 
Boon_33: you hear the man, if you're in europe, it's bedtime.
 WowoT: possibly oceanic servers aswell?
Lysander_salamander: woke up too early.  I think from a dream because I woke up angry.
ProjectBeeks: yeah, definitely turn off oceanic, that's Australia
 ElementalAlchemist: Victoria is surprisingly close to Oceania (unless they mean Australia)
 ElementalAlchemist: oh, welp
 FacelessManAboutTown: HEY JAMES LOOK, DISTRACTING TEXT!
 ElementalAlchemist: yeah, probably off then
JoeKim: low level rocket league is my favorite
  Juliamon:    
JoeKim: everyone just throwin haymakers everywhere
ProjectBeeks: anything outside the US servers is like 150 ping minimum
 RandomTrivia: 
 SnackPak_: 
Lysander_salamander: wait, I think I'd watch that
JoeKim: ty ty. i did!
 saucemaster5000: someone put Ian in musical theater jail... which I guess is... a production of Chicago?
 62MGcobra: maybe 3 hours every morning?
 dweebert91: I think you're playing too far back. You're outside the play on offense.
 laundreydhull: No!? Who Said That!?
  Juliamon: saucemaster5000 Not Rent?
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 RandomTrivia:  Got there!
 PharaohBender27: Let
ProjectBeeks: wait till these guys discover Rumble
 BusTed: 
 PharaohBender27: *Let's go!
TheAinMAP:  
ProjectBeeks: no 4 player rumble tho
 saucemaster5000: @Juliamon fair
 A1_Saucy: How do I clip that for HR?  =)
 WowoT: @ProjectBeeks do they still have the hockey version?
 SnackPak_: 
 LordZarano: @ProjectBeeks What CAN they play 4 player?
ProjectBeeks: They have Hockey (Snow Day), Hoops, Dropshot, and Rumble
ProjectBeeks: @LordZarano this, that's it
 ElementalAlchemist: OT!
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 CaptainSpam: The OT ZONE!
 ElementalAlchemist: Dropshot is neat but hard (well, hard for me because I'm not good. but it's cool)
 SnackPak_: 
 SnackPak_: good look
ProjectBeeks: Dropshot is the worst, cause people act the same whether you're in Bronze or Diamond, lol
ProjectBeeks: 10 "HIT BALL!", 20 GOTO 10
 ElementalAlchemist: RIP
 PharaohBender27: 
 SnackPak_: 
 RandomTrivia: Awwwwww, good match good match
ProjectBeeks: am i showing my age by referencing basic? lol
ProjectBeeks: Yerp
  Juliamon: ProjectBeeks You're talking to a stream whose name is based on the Commodore 64, you're in the right place
 ElementalAlchemist: US-West. Perfect.
 ElementalAlchemist: 0: the best possible ping
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ProjectBeeks: RL will link you to wherever it gets a response back first, not necessarily lowest ping
 ElementalAlchemist: YES
 RandomTrivia: PFFT
 ElementalAlchemist: 
ProjectBeeks: @Juliamon oh, good, lol
Lysander_salamander: nice
 SnackPak_: ggez
 WiJohn: Woo ping!
TheAinMAP:  
KWardJenx: Cori solid MVP
JoeKim: simply just score 4head
 HorusFive: She's a sniper!
ProjectBeeks: Fun fact, if your team doesn't touch the ball, but it still goes in, it just says "Orange Scored!" or "Blue Scored!"
 Sorator13: It's okay, the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim aren't real anymore
 SnackPak_: 
 BigDaddyBland87: James really needs to switch back to ball cam
JoeKim: good save!
 Orxolon: i'm from south America.i was born with ping,i was raised by it molded,i still don't know low ping as a grown man
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/ShortCorrectBillBIRB-v2lmPc5cCWpmDMnP
kusinohki: wait really? what happened to the anneheim ducks??
 dissimulate1: they just turned into the anaheim ducks
 dissimulate1: no mighty
 dissimulate1: in 2006
Lysander_salamander: I think this is making me motion-sick
 WowoT: but they are still very MIGHTY
  Juliamon: yeah, ball cam was much easier on the stomach
ProjectBeeks: @Lysander_salamander i was about to say, my eyes are double-crossed
 Sorator13: @dissimulate1 yes, and the anaheim ducks don't care if you flying V without them
 TheMerricat: maybe.... when they have the ball in front of your net... don't chant "Shoot Shoot Shoot Shoot!" 
 RandomTrivia: 
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 Sethalidos: Ian
ProjectBeeks: OnlyCars
  Juliamon: James specifically has a ball cam
 dissimulate1: @dissimulate1 lmao
 Sethalidos: Ian, no
 DrLigmaPhD: Ballcam is essentially a way, way, waaay proactive nannycam
 HorusFive: that goes direclty to the onlyfans
Cptasparagus: how do we know your ball cam isnt prerecorded?
kusinohki: some people have dog/cat cam, james has ball cam.  makes perfect sense...
 JokerBoney: "The Clips are Stored in the Balls"?
ProjectBeeks: James spawning in the forward position and not going for kickoff is gonna break me XD
 DrLigmaPhD: @JokerBoney Is that where highlight reels come from?
 saucemaster5000: Anyone remember when american football broadcasts started using the "spidey cam" from the sam raimi movies to fly over the field? Time for the ball cam for atheletes
JoeKim: they can't score if tehy're dead
JoeKim: *big brain*
 ElementalAlchemist: phew
 JokerBoney: @drligmaphd it does come onto film that way yes
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/DignifiedAbstemiousApeKeyboardCat-fPr9naXNPQAJxysW
KamekoSkye: I tend to not be a fan of Ball Cam, I miss the ball too much with it on. But for seeing where the ball is, it's good
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 CaptainSpam: Robert Zombie, esq.
ProjectBeeks: Hunt like Helen!
 HorusFive: https://clips.twitch.tv/CrispyTsundereOcelotDxAbomb-fQhyjfoYIh2kgomS
  TStodden: OT?
 JokerBoney: You had 0 boost
 JadedCynic: blue cars can't jump? 
ProjectBeeks: Think goal thoughts
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/EndearingFurryClamRuleFive-SjsvnfZx8LzIscKn
 JadedCynic: Sudden Death I assume?
 RandomTrivia: Yep
JoeKim: lolol the constant whiffing
JoeKim: this is what makes RL fun
JoeKim: i loev it so much
 WowoT: you need to show them how its done joe
ProjectBeeks: VW too smol
  TStodden: Gotta love the Scrub League
JoeKim: god i'd need to reinstall
 ElementalAlchemist: wow
 JadedCynic: everyone thinks of this as 'soccer in cars', when really it's closer to 'volleyball in cars' 
JoeKim: i played this game so much in college
  mtvcdm: This is a long point.
kusinohki: @joekim  *me turns to dust*
 ElementalAlchemist: OT can go a really long time
ProjectBeeks: @JadedCynic volleyball doesn't have goal nets, and does have rules about who can hit the ball when, lol
JoeKim: college was still like a decade ago for me
JoeKim: to be fair
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 aksu560: Oh damn, its one of my favorite games of all time, Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle-Cars! Oh wait.
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  mtvcdm: This point has lasted half as long as the game proper.
 LurkerSpine: ball cam is awful
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 Dog_of_Myth: Rocket Ball!!
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ProjectBeeks: my longest OT was 10:59
DaxStrife: Someone needs to make a supercut of the stream of all the "yes!" and "NO!'"'s.
 ElementalAlchemist: YES
JoeKim: YEAHHH
JoeKim: THE GOALLL
  mtvcdm: GAME
 RandomTrivia:    
JoeKim: FINALLY ON TARGET
 saucemaster5000:   
 LurkerSpine: 100 Gamer
 NotCainNorAbel:   
 They_Are_Alyx:     
 62MGcobra:  
Boon_33:   
  TStodden: James with the clutch!
ProjectBeeks: i think the RLCS record is like 15min
 BigDaddyBland87:   
 Ukon_Cairns: 
 JadedCynic: *sigh*
 Sorator13: 
 SnackPak_: 
SmoreThanAFeelin: GG!!
7gorobei:   
 JadedCynic: moves off edge of seat
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 jayinthewater: goallllll
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TheAinMAP:   
 dissimulate1: Great stream
 dissimulate1: o
 dissimulate1: Lol
 RandomTrivia: 
 FacelessManAboutTown: There's also a basketball mode
 62MGcobra: there is 4 of you maybe some 2v2?
visiting_from_the_vods: 102
 CururuGuasu: Wasn’t there a hockey mode, or is that only around Christmas?
  TStodden: 2v2 hockey (or Basketball)?
  Juliamon: Snow Day is hockey
  Juliamon: I think that's the *only* thing I remember from that one old stream
ProjectBeeks: Basketball is 2v2, Hockey is 3v3, Dropshot and Rumble are 3v3
 saucemaster5000: Possesion is 9/10ths of The Exorcist
kusinohki: 
  mtvcdm: This point has lasted longer than overtime.
 FacelessManAboutTown: Sean Dyche masterclass
spiffinn: imagine if real soccer was played in a court with walls the ball could bounce off of w/o leaving bounds
  mtvcdm: @spiffinn That's just indoor soccer and it's a thing.
 ElementalAlchemist: happens sometimes
ProjectBeeks: that's Raquetball, isn't it?
kusinohki: indoor soccer was a thing once.  might still be around who knows...
 ElementalAlchemist: I've gone 0-0 overtime before I think
iarethel0ser: I prefer soccer with jetpacks strapped to the players.
 aksu560: @spiffinn Futsal. Darn big in europe
  mtvcdm: It's still a thing. It's just been relegated to obscurity.
 ElementalAlchemist: so close
 Earthenone: i used to do indoor soccer. people got checked into the walls a lot
ProjectBeeks: WOOT A SHAVE, LADDIE!
 Earthenone: so much imjury
spiffinn: true I guess. I thought there were still bounds in indoor soccer
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 ElementalAlchemist: OT!
 SnackPak_: dang
 LordZarano: Nil-Nil Draw!
  mtvcdm: New point, same as the old point.
kusinohki: remember playing volley ball on a racquet ball court where you could bounce the ball off of the walls...
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 jonasjonIV: almost my birthday!
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 ElementalAlchemist: the bottom
 ElementalAlchemist: the surface
 ElementalAlchemist: LOL
 RandomTrivia: Noooooo!
  Juliamon: JAMES
 GhostValv: D:
 LurkerSpine: lmao
 Pteraspidomorphi: Weeeelll
 SnackPak_: had to try
 NotCainNorAbel: JAMES!
 DudelidouX: JAMES!
 aksu560: D:
 Sorator13: JAMES
  mtvcdm: #BlameJames
ProjectBeeks: when the ball touches the bosom of the earth
  Juliamon: #BLAMEJAMES
 WiJohn: Yay replay!
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WriterRaven: #BlameJames
 BigDaddyBland87: #blamejames
TotallyNotaBeholder: So, clip that is what you're saying?
Boon_33: #BlamesTurner
 Going_Medium: You scored the only point!
 NotCainNorAbel: You did score the winning goal
 aksu560: James is sabotaging
 FacelessManAboutTown: Hello highlight reel!
methodical_monk:   
 HorusFive: Welcome to the higlight reel turner
 FacelessManAboutTown: Is this the Rocket League equivalent of falling down a hole?
 BigDaddyBland87: Traitor Goalkeeper was the perfect accolade for James
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/OutstandingRacyTeaKappa-YTK2Zp2xkxeX-mQz
 Ahxes: https://clips.twitch.tv/CarefulFurtiveAniseSaltBae-DY-yt8MBvcvTqiJl
 A1_Saucy: no pressure, it is a birthday, not make a wish
 HorusFive: https://clips.twitch.tv/CuriousEphemeralManateeTooSpicy-7DKz3SUJgeMp_Lq6
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/EnergeticWildDootPJSugar-7ZW3QzW-99eP7S3C
  Juliamon: whahappun
kusinohki: "coach says he'll die if we don't win this match!"
 aksu560: Technically james scored that one too! He's on a roll
 LurkerSpine: aced
 RandomTrivia: Oh dear
TheAinMAP: Dang.
 Sorator13: oh dear
 HorusFive: dinger
 Ryxiene:  
 FacelessManAboutTown: https://clips.twitch.tv/CoyWrongWoodpeckerLeeroyJenkins-eFnr7jLVldVrv48C
 FacelessManAboutTown: James you're letting down your fan on his birthday 
 FacelessManAboutTown: on their birthday*
 FacelessManAboutTown: Gooooool
 Ryxiene:   
  mtvcdm: Rocket League: QWOP, with a triple-A budget.
  Juliamon: Damn, that goat got horns
 Sethalidos: 
 saucemaster5000: Pregaming your birthd-are they gonna be wasted at their birthday party?
 Sethalidos: #BlameJames
KeytarCat: montage in highlight reel
 ElementalAlchemist: definitely gonna happen
KWardJenx: Can any iof you really claim to play defense at this point?
iarethel0ser: Time for James to unleash his true power.
 DudelidouX: Tip don't have set role.
ProjectBeeks: Don't let the VW on defense, he's too wee!
ProjectBeeks: They can both be in goal if they pick a side
 saucemaster5000: ping diff
 ElementalAlchemist: huh
 CanPlayGames: !updog
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 15:37:19. 
 aksu560: P2P networking
TheAinMAP: 
 omdorastrix: ~2ms is nothing to worry about, that could be down to buffering or whatnot.
 Lord_Hosk: My ping is at 2 I use quantum tunneling technology
ProjectBeeks: The only thing in RL you can't fake is a save
 JadedCynic: Strat: KILL the defense
 ElementalAlchemist: high five
ProjectBeeks: that's a thing in RL
 WowoT: switch game modes maybe?
ProjectBeeks: Make contact with a teammate above the crossbar after a goal explosion
 A1_Saucy: this might be why they don't play 3 on 1
ProjectBeeks: I think RL needs to be told to queue again
 TriChronos: RL has an issue with servers getting out of the queue when waiting. May need to queue again.
 Orxolon: "we've seen how quickly life can turn around,in an instaaaaaant"
ProjectBeeks: You should be able to tell it to search with the start menu
 CanPlayGames: What if Rocket League Royal. 100 cars in the dome
 ElementalAlchemist: At least playing around like this is fun too
 WowoT: requeue it james
ProjectBeeks: yeah, i play ranked and you don't get the fun lobby in ranked
 ElementalAlchemist: @CanPlayGames If 4v4 is chaos, that's *really* chaos
ProjectBeeks: boop!
  mtvcdm: Championship of the universe
 Orxolon: after Space Jam,this game,wonder next century
 TriChronos: Let's go LRR!
 JadedCynic: James is on Goon - kill the enemy players 
Master_Gunner: Ian on Left Turnstile? That's going to be interesting
  mtvcdm: That was just a stupidly lucky bounce.
ProjectBeeks: Space Jam was the game of last century
 ElementalAlchemist: YES
 Its_VeeBot: 
  mtvcdm: Slammed it home.
 Ryxiene:   
 ElementalAlchemist: 
SnowbirdMike: nice
TheAinMAP: 
ProjectBeeks: Mice.
 BigDaddyBland87: Cori is best pure striker
 ElementalAlchemist: sick
 circusofkirkus: sniped it from ian
 Ryxiene: Hell yeah!   
 JadedCynic: it was a two-man wall storming the goal 
 Orxolon: no goal steal,goal  secure xD
 ElementalAlchemist: hecc
 GhostValv: D:
ProjectBeeks: a chance, lol
ProjectBeeks: owngoals are ok, just doin' it for the vine
 Godeke: There is a training mode built in, learning how to do air stuff is a game changer.
 CodeIndigo: James, you've shown a LOT of improvement with aiming and interception
ProjectBeeks: Godeke, the thing that did me the most good was workshop obstacle courses
 Orxolon: 1 minute on the clock!,come on LRRs!!!!
 Orxolon: i believe
 ElementalAlchemist: YEAH
MungoDude: goooal
 Godeke: Yeah, James has shown way more advancement in this short time than I expected.  (Yeah, the obstacle courses are good for a bit more advanced understanding).
 Orxolon: yes!
Kelderan: Clutch
 CodeIndigo: just like that
  mtvcdm: Nice long-ranger.
 JadedCynic: one more minute for another goal
ProjectBeeks: Right? He's done well!
SnowbirdMike: he hit the corner
 ElementalAlchemist: dang
ProjectBeeks: And the courses are for car control, i've been playing since 2016 and i can't do a dribble course, lol
ProjectBeeks: but i can fly real good
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 Orxolon: YEEESSSSSSS
MungoDude: nice! tied up
 JadedCynic: teamwork!
  mtvcdm: GOOD followup Ian
 Mr_Horrible: C L E A N
 Orxolon: anybody's game
SnowbirdMike: wooohooo
Eklinaar: the teamwork
 HorusFive: 
TheAinMAP: 
Kelderan: 
ProjectBeeks: that backflip tho
iarethel0ser:   
 aksu560: Now james's signature overtime goal at 3 minutes
 ElementalAlchemist: hecc
 GhostValv: D:
 ElementalAlchemist: so close
MungoDude: gg
 Its_VeeBot: GG
 JadedCynic: nice try guys!
 aksu560: Real nice try from nelly
 62MGcobra: 
 Orxolon: so anticlimactic
 CodeIndigo: might not have been a win but it was a damn good game
ProjectBeeks: You can flip forward for speed without boost
 JadedCynic: took overtime
  mtvcdm: We'll be champions of the universe another time.
 saucemaster5000: @mtvcdm Another Thanos apologist
 Godeke: Rumble is wacky
xsolarxrosex: Any tips on streaming man I’m having a little trouble with stuff during streams like what should I do as in content wise it’s okay if u don’t wanna answer I’m just curious thank you
ProjectBeeks: Rumble!
ProjectBeeks: It's gonna be testinuts!
RockSkar: rumble is basically mario kart power ups. really fun
 ElementalAlchemist: This mode is real wacky
ProjectBeeks: If you thought it was Chaos before
Kelderan: James making it look like ez game for babies
MungoDude: L3?
 BigDaddyBland87: Oh no! The other team has Heather...and they reformed her
 SnackPak_: 
  mtvcdm: Oh no, we're playing against Reformed Heather we're doomed
MungoDude: 
 ElementalAlchemist: See? It worked!
iarethel0ser: Worked perfectly, clearly correct.
TheAinMAP: 
  mtvcdm: I knew Heather could reconstitute but I didn't think she'd show it NOW
 GhostValv: D:
 ElementalAlchemist: lol
MungoDude: do you need to hold it in?
RockSkar: no, just click L3 once and it'll go
 Godeke: No hold required. You can *stop* some effects with another down press.
 ElementalAlchemist: YES
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ProjectBeeks: LOL
 JadedCynic: 
 SnackPak_: 
 They_Are_Alyx:   
 pn55: 
iarethel0ser: 
TheAinMAP: 
7gorobei: 
 Its_VeeBot: Seems slightly OP
 Zanzabar_: is this some sort of arcade mode?
  mtvcdm: Are they just down to one player?
 TheMerricat: @Its_VeeBot The extra modes aren't what you would call... balanced. 
 Godeke: Spikes are really good, but the other features are useful for defending against it.
MungoDude: this is Rumble, it's one of the Extra Modes
 Its_VeeBot: Oh crap two of the blue team DC'd
 Its_VeeBot: 
 Godeke: I think you can play custom 4v4, but you need 8 in your group to do that.
 saucemaster5000: hangon, Big Sauce? Dad?
 Godeke: (custom 4v4 with rumble active)
KWardJenx: Crush him!!
Arium26: Extra modes are considered "Competitive" now, bots aren't coming
 TriChronos: I think since it's ranked it won't swap anyone else in
ProjectBeeks: @Godeke in a private match you can play up to 4v4, but it doesn't have to be
 Godeke: Rumble is considered to be "competitive" not "casual", so no bots.
 aksu560: At one point there was the ability to que for a rumble that had the custom arenas aswell, for maximum SARP nostalgia
ProjectBeeks: That arena is in rotation
 SnackPak_: 
 GhostValv: 
 JadedCynic: yaaay.
 HorusFive: We all like that
 Its_VeeBot: Someone buy this guy a sub or something. Find his Twitch
ProjectBeeks: it's actually really hard to score in that arena, lol
 SnackPak_: so close
 Its_VeeBot: *their, sorry
grometty: 
 ElementalAlchemist: lol
 JadedCynic: ^^^
 JadedCynic: Beej, get on this
 saucemaster5000: Weird, James should tell his teammates to "play for the other team" more often
 JadedCynic: whale plaid, BigSaus!
 HorusFive: 
 ElementalAlchemist: gg
 WowoT: they don't its in the air
 Godeke: You don't touch as long as the spikes hold it.
 GhostValv: 
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Lysander_salamander: have a good evening!  Thanks for playing
Boon_33: 
 aksu560: @ProjectBeeks It wasnt just one. It was a whole load of ones that were very clearly harking back to the original game. stuff like a circle, and layered sides
 Its_VeeBot: Wanted to find this friend on Steam to see if they link a Twitch but couldn't find them RIP
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 HorusFive: That was a lot of fun to watch
 ElementalAlchemist: yeah, this was fun!
 TheWriterAleph: thanks for the stream!
 JadedCynic: thanks for the fun!
KWardJenx: Thank you for having us.
  Juliamon: !homestreams
  LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/alexsteacy | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Jeremy White: twitch.tv/jrhwhite | Kathleen: twitch.tv/BraveNewFaves | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Nelson: twitch.tv/coachnelly | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler
 dissimulate1: Very good stream!
 JadedCynic: agreed
 dissimulate1: Thanks y'all!
ProjectBeeks: @aksu560 those are just Rocket Labs maps, they're in Rumble rotation too.
 SnackPak_: ooo
 TriChronos: Thanks for the great stream, y'all!
 JadedCynic: yeah, RL doesn't need a beast of a PC
 ElementalAlchemist: oooooh
 JadedCynic: I like the sound of this
MungoDude: fambily jambily car soccer
 dissimulate1: that sounds awesome
 aksu560: @ProjectBeeks Ah yeah, rocket labs, that was what it was called. Nice that they are in rumble rotation then.
 Pteraspidomorphi: It's a few years old by now
 HorusFive: 4 is chaos- but what about 3v3 in the office?
TacitusVigil: With chips?
 GhostValv: o7
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 dissimulate1: Thanks James!
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 dissimulate1: no u
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 pn55:   
MungoDude: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge journey back through time in Minecraft Through the Ages! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (14:20 from now).
 ElementalAlchemist: Ages!
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 Mr_Horrible: more like FUNS of the Forest
MungoDude: for NZ and the parts of Aus with DST it ends on 2 April
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 JadedCynic: o/
MungoDude: 
SnowbirdMike: night
 TheWriterAleph: pasghetti!
  Juliamon: Get that spaghet
 HorusFive: yum yum
 saucemaster5000: wai.... I want... spaghet....
 FacelessManAboutTown: Wait, I just realized, I have a burrito!
TheAinMAP: 
  Juliamon: I do not have spaghet, but we did pick up some shamrock-shaped raviolis at Costco today
 FacelessManAboutTown: That sounds incredibly American Juliamon
 FacelessManAboutTown: Hope itturns out well
  Juliamon: It was too hilarious not to buy
 saucemaster5000: oooh lovely. I have to eat lots of leftover salad this week from fulfilled orders I cooked too much of.... I do love that italian irish food
  Juliamon: of all the cultural backgrounds in my family, Irish is not one of them, so we go full American for it
 FacelessManAboutTown: Boxty and Meatballs
  Juliamon: (and besides, corned beef & cabbage is more of a New England thing than an Irish thing)
 FacelessManAboutTown: I assume we're all waiting for the Paul stinger right?
  Juliamon: I have bad news for you about that
 FacelessManAboutTown: Aw 
 FacelessManAboutTown: Oh well
 FacelessManAboutTown: Burrito time then
 TehAmelie: can't go wrong with burritos
  Juliamon: oh you definitely can, but it's hard
 FacelessManAboutTown: ^
 TehAmelie: probably harder than pizza
 FacelessManAboutTown: In my case very basic: grilled onion, good pinto beans, decent beef, and cheese
 saucemaster5000: I had a pad thai burrito that wasn't bad
 FacelessManAboutTown: I had a sushi burrito once
 FacelessManAboutTown: Didn't like the texture
 saucemaster5000: yeah, have done the sushi burrito, not a huge fan. But there's a place in my town that does afghan burritos that are amazing
 TehAmelie: i tried to make a meat tornado burrito just yesterday. ended up just having a little kabob meat, shrimp and cheese and me wondering how you could even put anything more in a burrito wrap. still excellent
 saucemaster5000: I mean, sounds like a good enough tornado
 TehAmelie: would have liked to fit some beef chunks in there
 FacelessManAboutTown: @saucemaster5000 That does sound delicious
 TehAmelie: and possibly some form of chicken
 saucemaster5000: poor avocado trying to dress up as a chicken to get in there
  Juliamon: There's a Greek pizza shop right down the road whose gyros are basically burritos
 saucemaster5000: ooo nice
 FacelessManAboutTown: The more I eat, the more I realize Mediterranan food is my favorite.
 saucemaster5000: I gotta get some grape leaves and make my own dolmas
 FacelessManAboutTown: Had a good hole in the wall Shawarma the other day with tahini fries
 saucemaster5000: (I know I've failed the post marvel fans going nuts about it community, but I've never had shawarma)
  Juliamon: same
  Juliamon: I didn't even know it was a thing, NH is not particularly known for its cultural diversity
  Juliamon: we got a ton of white people, some Greek, some Brazilian, and a weirdly large number of Thai places, but that's about it
 saucemaster5000: Was about to make a joke, then realized I was thinking of Vermont. Too many states in that corner.
  Juliamon: Vermont is our better half
  Juliamon: prettier and has more cows
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