Seagulyus: ooh sons of the forest. my brother has really enjoyed it
TehAmelie: as a nonbinary child of the forest myself, i think the mere existence of the game is a positive
Metric_Furlong: !advice
LRRbot: The Situation Report informs you of your current situation.
Metric_Furlong: !findquote situation
LRRbot: Quote #5592: "Hypothetical situation: what if we DIDN'T have ethics?" —Adam [2018-12-14]
TehAmelie: hoping for some solid green inferno
jessieimproved: My retirement plan is to become the old weird witch in the forest
TemporallyAwry: !findquote hypothetical
LRRbot: Quote #5592: "Hypothetical situation: what if we DIDN'T have ethics?" —Adam [2018-12-14]
TemporallyAwry:
Well then
guess that is the only question.
korvys: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Sons of the Forest) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (7m from now).
KeytarCat: Wow, it actually is the only one
TehAmelie: some homo sylvestris representation
korvys: Oh! Right, DST happened
Metric_Furlong: also, James updated the blog today so clearly we're living in a world where anyithing is possible
Metric_Furlong: (also, Qwerpline is maybe coming back this year)
TehAmelie: gaasp
Pteraspidomorphi: Comedy show updates? Yes please
Metric_Furlong: (I'm so hype I'm in danger of being turned into a statue and sent 200 years back into the past)
Earthenone: 1,260 days since last blog update
DeM0nFiRe:

korvys: Whoa, early start
jessieimproved:

azninsect: hewwo frems
azninsect: its time for nopes
Earthenone: !move
innerbeard: nope
Nigouki: oh right, we actually finished Calisto Protocol
KeytarCat: @Metric_Furlong Wait, I think I got that!
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Earthenone: !lrrmove
matthaus_c: this song is kinda banging
Electrodyne: I am here to Nope
Metric_Furlong: anything really is possible!
TehAmelie: wwhoa, Moonbase #6?
Earthenone:
moonbase zeta, yes 
Therberus: Suns? In this part of the world? Located entirely in this twitch channel?
azninsect: may i see them?
Metric_Furlong: Moon6ase?
Electrodyne: my tv and phone are off by almost exactly two measures, and this song is even better accompanying itself
Therberus: @azninsect yes!
DeM0nFiRe:
@Metric_Furlong 
Earthenone: or moonbase man felaiting girraffe?
Therberus:

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Therberus: Moon-man felating giraffe-base
wildpeaks: time to leg it in the forest
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SpoopsAHoy: Spoopy indeed
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KeytarCat: uh
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Strim?
Metric_Furlong: !panic
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THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. 
BrindleBoar: F
MrTheWalrus: Well, short stream today eh
korvys: Well, good stream everybody, see you next time!
wildpeaks: oh dear, the forest monsters got us already
TehAmelie: panic, you say?
DeM0nFiRe: It's back
azninsect: good stream everyone
Earthenone: its back, refersh for lrrSIGNAL
korvys: (It's next time)
Therberus: I think they actually tried to stream from a forest...
KeytarCat: oh hello again
fireiceair1989:

LoadingReadyRun: we cool?
matthaus_c: we gucci
azninsect:
fireiceair1989 
MrTheWalrus: We cool.
Eggmojii: no YOU'RE cool
HorusFive: Always @LoadingReadyRun
wildpeaks: 80s soundtrack is back, everything is fine
SpoopsAHoy: yeah this slaps
plunko625: everything is fine
Metric_Furlong: for certain definitions of 'cool', yes
amuseoffirebane: cooler than being cool
Keaton__Mask: •••o>
HorusFive:
I haven't gotten to see a live Spoopifer in so long 
matthaus_c: the what now
YawnLance subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 49 months!
YawnLance: Excited to see the boys make some new (very normal) friends in this (not spooky) forest that are super cool people (and definitely not cannibals)
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Haroldholmes25:

DeM0nFiRe:

YawnLance: Wow what an intro
empyreon:

GhostValv: D:
korvys: Oh, right
neisan2112: LMAO
Eggmojii: ahahaha
plunko625: oh no
amuseoffirebane: ahahahaha
neisan2112: Over the intro
GhostValv:

ratstronomer: perfect
patrick_stonecrusher:

Eggmojii: Why
scientist_captain: jeez
Metric_Furlong: overlay is very normal I see
Eggmojii: not the captain
matthaus_c: holy shit dude
BusTed: Hello.
Incandescent_Zubat:

azninsect: oh god
TehAmelie: okay hiiii
Kramburger: Nice to see graphics
lochnessseammonster:

azninsect: wow
HorusFive: The intro is SO extra now
laikagoat: ive missed a few weeks...
Brozard: nature is healing
azninsect: add Tom
Jasoman: Wait they have a MySpace?
Styxseus:
It's leaking out through the seams 
ratstronomer: You started this Ben
shurtal: oh damn, this is AESTHETIC THE STREAM
saucemaster5000: which one of the "get along gang" turned out to be the murderer again?
ChippTunes: not with that attitude you dont
mitomanox: proper streaming design
Phailhammer:
The Twitch app picked a *really* great time to shit itself. 
plunko625: its free real estate
YawnLance: You can fit something in between naruto and the aminals
Riandisa: Now I have the Get Along Gang theme song in my head again
DerDrongo: needs some midi background music
Earthenone: midi
bobokiddo: who's in your top 10
Fanklok: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Sons of the Forest) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (1s ago).
SK__Ren: Autoplay was horrible
Earthenone: i had a friend who did a midi of every time we touch
Fanklok: dang it
xantos69: embedded .mdi file If I recall correctly.
wildpeaks: has to be a midi version of it too, not fancy pants mp3
YawnLance: Let's Nope's myspace page has a Blink 182 midi
plunko625: Bens would be bring me to life by evanescence
AtomicAlchemical: I was expecting Vengabs
BusTed: 🌬️
pn55: Ah yes, good old midi versions of Linkin Park songs.
Mischievous_Catgeist: hiya everyone
satyropodobny: Who's MySpace is this
Earthenone:
bens would be ABC 
HorusFive: Did you make a wish first Ben?
scientist_captain: hey
saucemaster5000: Hey, quit blowing your internet crap onto my lawn!
lochnessseammonster: was not expecting anne murray... nice choice
Mischievous_Catgeist: i got three days grace
Kramburger: Bend would be Mary Had A Little Lamb because he was a BABY
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hatboozeparty: Pls no
wildpeaks:
yup, we lived like that 
GhostValv: D:
YawnLance: Download a virus with a side of music
ChippTunes: Kazaa...
Earthenone: limewire, oops all porn edition
MegaDosX: Remember when you could call a phone number, and from that you can buy midi ringtones?
HorusFive: The past was terrible, I think we can all agree
PMAvers: Download a album and it turns out it's a virus.
Fanklok: I love my album of russian malware
Metric_Furlong: ah yes, LinkinParkMeteora.exe.
Mischievous_Catgeist: download an album and its just a virus
hatboozeparty: I had to download for my entire family, it was hell
mitomanox: smells like teen spirit - nickelback
matthaus_c: the virus was part of the charm
HorusFive: The present isn't great either.
GhostValv: 80% viruses
Saintnex: Porn or something?
shurtal: Download 3 Korn albums, and they're all just a jpeg of Bonzai Buddy, and 371 viruses
saucemaster5000: As long as OCemix exists I'm happy
azninsect: just a little virus barnacle
wildpeaks: custom mouse cursors
Orxolon: Kazaa,Ares,Emule
SpoopsAHoy:

DarknessKingCoH: It was always the censored version too
HorusFive: But the future. The FUTURE man
objectivefailure: A 512 mb mp3 file? Seems legit.
korvys: Dozens of comedy songs not made by Weird Al, labeled as Weird Al
pn55: <-- may have had midi Linkin Park playing on their website...
Fanklok: Did someone say dragon scimitar mouse cursor?
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tidehollowcat: The three years!
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MegaDosX: I actually discovered one of my favourite bands that way, they said it was a different artist but I lucked out
BjjBrain: Zelda theme, SySTEM oF ADown
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satyropodobny: Oh gosh, is it Pizza Tower?
cgwonder: helllooooo spoop bois
BusTed: That's what we're always saying.
Kramburger: Oops I Farted Again - Weird Al
YawnLance: You streamed Minecraft yesterday, I'd believe it.
saucemaster5000: It's true, that b-team really slacks off
SquareDotCube: Well first, don't fall into a hole
SK__Ren: I did the myspace circuit but I never did the music... but knowing me in HS, it would be Numb by Linkin Park
wildpeaks: note this game is early access, whereas the first game The Forest is fully released (and good too)
azninsect: people often ask you...sponsored by dragon shield?
GhostValv: I mean... just don't fall in holes
Easilycrazyhat: Does it have RGB?
Fanklok: A gay mer laptop?
crono3453: The premier survival gamers of the format
gibbousm: Gamer Laptop? Is that anything like a Gamer Monopoly?
0x6772: Oooo... in-room co-op!
lochnessseammonster: it could happen!
pn55: Either way, it could be a good CTS game too.
matthaus_c:
it could be Signalis #2 
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hoktauri: 72!
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mitomanox: what's a gamer
Kramburger: I thought you weren't doing baby games yet this year
lochnessseammonster:

saucemaster5000: Wow you got an "okay" from Turner?
lochnessseammonster: damn i love james
YawnLance: Now you stream it for weeks to prove him wrong.
lazermeow: Let's goooooo gamers.
DaxStrife: Ah yes, James spite.
wildpeaks: Peaceful mode is almost a completely different game
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Vergotterung: Woooo spoops
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mitomanox: umurdjunt
Haroldholmes25: "emergent" "gameplay"
Kramburger: Hello Adam
Metric_Furlong: !patreon
YawnLance: Can you catch a bee and name it Arbees in this game? Asking for a friend
Metric_Furlong: !store
MadWolf1290: BEN WHY
Dog_of_Myth: New pin drop
cgwonder: ahh, graphic design
Juliamon: !youtube
saucemaster5000: Patreon is a myth propagated by Sasquatch to throw us off
Metric_Furlong: !lrr
Kramburger: Ben, change the font to papyrus
pn55: I like ALL of those things!
YawnLance: !cw
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vouru: Made for live with the spoop boys some of the best boys!
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Fanklok: @saucemaster5000 explain
shurtal: cannibalism is DEFINATELY gonna be a thing
saucemaster5000: well you see
Metric_Furlong: mishandling of mental illness? in a horror game?
saucemaster5000: um
cgwonder: oh god what's he doing
matthaus_c: Papyrus goes with everything, like Guile's Theme
mitomanox: papyrus
crono3453: If there's a bigfoot in the forest, do they count as a weird dog?
gibbousm: can you make the text plaid?
Earthenone: papyrus is for closers
cgwonder:

ratstronomer: Noooooo
matthaus_c: how do you not have Papyrus!
Easilycrazyhat: That's a good thing
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azninsect: LuL
cgwonder: graham purged it
matthaus_c: Graham!
Kramburger: NOOOOOOO GRAHAM WHYYY
ghyllnox:

Metric_Furlong:
Graham's been on the PC again, I see 
MegaDosX:
I bet Graham yeeted it 
HasturTheYellow: Honestly not surprised
mitomanox: banned
YawnLance: But they let you have comic sans???
shurtal: is Sans Undertale there?
HorusFive:
This is the work of
Mr Stark I assume
YeomanAres: What about jokerman?
PharaohBender27:
I bet
removed it with PREJUDICE
xantos69: Graham struck first.
satyropodobny: Honestly THIS is the scariest thing I've seen on Let's NOPE
lochnessseammonster: graham would never allow papyrus
DarknessKingCoH: Damn Papirates
Dromos_GHG: PaPuns
DudelidouX: Wouldn'T be surprised if it was Graham
Fanklok: Unreal, Graham acting like papyrus erasure is normal and cool
BirkaBirkowski: Graham 1, Ben 0
Boon_33: papyrus breaches TOS
saucemaster5000: Papyrus is also a myth propagated by Sasquatch and no I don't get it either
plunko625: Thats horseshit, papyrus should be default
cgwonder: but what font will you write your Avatar fan fic in?
TehAmelie: kind.social is just what the name suggests, for any deeper conversation needs
TheWriterAleph: "I don't feel so good, Mr. Stark..." -Papyrus, probably
MegaDosX: Ask Graham if he'd object if you installed Papyrus on this computer
LordZarano: Isn't Papyrus an Apple thing?
SquareDotCube: pretty sure Papyrus hasn't been a default Windows font since 7
mitomanox: poopyrus boyz
Kramburger: Change it to Hell-vetica
matthaus_c:
rip papyrussy baka 
Tangsm: Time to build a fort.
plunko625: graham would definitely object
mitomanox: comic sans is the original papyrus
neisan2112: Some good old synth wave
saucemaster5000: Getting up the nerve to ask someone for a dance
satyropodobny: How many fonts can say they have an SNL sketch though?
ratstronomer: The furi ost is a banger
HorusFive: Would Graham sooner allow Ben to install Papyrus or Alex to accept a mobile game transaction on his phone?
mitomanox: helvetica is the new papyrus
Kramburger: Jacket sleeves rolled up Bois
Haroldholmes25: good now
Fanklok: I showed you my one eyed skeleton pls respond
mitomanox: cheezus
azninsect: SONS...............of the forst
Easilycrazyhat: Games always start too loud for me these days
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Pteraspidomorphi: Seems fine for me
YawnLance: Puff puff corp
azninsect: PUFF Corp.
saucemaster5000: Gotta have my puffs
MegaDosX: Is there a Pass Corp?
matthaus_c: I just want a bowl of
CururuGuasu: PUFF the magic copter
HorusFive: Umbrella didn't sound ominous until after the games
PotatoWraiths: you mean you didn't see The Forest for the trees?
plunko625: nothing makes sense in these games
shurtal: Shining shimmering, splendid?
Mischievous_Catgeist: rhe prequel daddies of the forest
hatboozeparty: The first game didn't really make sense, so don't worry about it
Kramburger: So this is like the Son of the Mask?
Mr_Horrible: Fun Fact: knowing the first game won't make things make sense because the first game didn't make sense
Mischievous_Catgeist: the*
BrindleBoar: rabble rassum frazza
YawnLance:

matthaus_c: puff corp mumble core
saucemaster5000: Do they make more sense if you watch them in reverse?
Pteraspidomorphi: nnnope
Mr_Horrible: They're talking about ordering Wendy's
Vergotterung: Yeah the first Forest got weird
cgwonder: I watched the film Serenity before ever having seen Firefly, and boy I was confused
AtomicAlchemical: Ah, you're awake
Rhynerd: I’ve never seen the third John Wick
bungalow_: that's such a name for a game of this tone
Tangsm: Things pilots shout at you usually aren't important.
HorusFive: perfect character, no notes
v_nome: It was clear as day. He said "mfmfmfmfmfMFmf"
saucemaster5000: Looks like a puffton
SK__Ren: The Puff Father
Haroldholmes25: we gotta find an old man cool
Rhynerd: Which I hope I will fix.
tehfewl: as someone who has rode in a helicopter, that sounds pretty accurate
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Paradachshund: i'm playing edf and thought that was one of the extremely garbled air strike voice lines-
Kramburger: Puft Daddy
laikagoat: yep
BrindleBoar: IN A WORD WHERE TWO MEN ARE ONE MAN
ThorSokar: hack the matrix!
TehAmelie: have you seen Mikey's thing on John Wick? it kind of changed the whole movie for me
DeM0nFiRe: Has anyone ever seen Ben and Adam in the same room at the same time? They're the same person
BrindleBoar: *world, crud
HorusFive: That's MR Puffton to you!
Mr_Horrible:
occupying the same space-time coordinates... hot... 
thraximore:
PUFFTON 
patrick_stonecrusher: Fuuh rara mrrr fememen drr hrrf rrrrrfn
MegaDosX: Looks like you need to do something with the left stick
matthaus_c: Stay Puffton
Fanklok: Other is the porn folder
SnackPak_:
Puffcorp CEO? 
xantos69: Oh no.... Puffton is hot.
Duwani1: Look at the files
lochnessseammonster: it makes sense if you played the first one
LeopardaoSnow: if only there was a promp to go left
Earthenone: whos is playing agent?
ThorSokar: Other is 100% the porn folder
empyreon:
Puffton 
CururuGuasu: Real time travel
saucemaster5000: Every day I'm pufftonen
cgwonder: why does edward puffton look like a potential batman villain?
Boon_33: unskippable with the spooky boys
wildpeaks: there we go
PharaohBender27:

matthaus_c: holy SHIT
YawnLance: FIGHT DEMONS
BrindleBoar:

MegaDosX: WHAT
DeM0nFiRe: lmao what
Haroldholmes25: time to finish the fight
HorusFive: just a reminder
neisan2112: AHAHAH
squ3e: hell yeah
Mr_Horrible: HOLY SHIT
thraximore: you KNOW "other" is where the good stuff is
cgwonder: just incase you forget
matthaus_c: this game RULES
BusTed: In for a ride.
ratstronomer: Yes
Kramburger: Puft puft past
MegaDosX: Captain Edgelord over here
hatboozeparty: That font
bungalow_: whoa!
NightValien28: jesus
ChippTunes: 100 percent completion LETS GO
CururuGuasu: Music budget ran out
wildpeaks: no ragrets
blip2004: is he a karen?
0x6772: That tattoo crashed a helicopter.
TehAmelie: are we gonna STAND AGAINST TEH DEVIL
TheMerricat: Chat, is this the sequel to the forest?
They_Are_Alyx: KKona Brother
gibbousm: easily one of the worst tattoos in video games
Forgotten_Lizard: I think you misspoke Adam, it didn't get worse, it got BETTER
bungalow_: oh no the demons
plunko625: he didnt logout, thats terrible cybersecurity
mumblingpipes: OH YEAH were in it brother
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Nigouki: Watch+Play is supposed to be tomorrow
BrindleBoar: F those guys
Haroldholmes25: grab the mres
RayFK: You got a squad for this or are you soloing this wild ride?
ChippTunes: Fite Deemins
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MegaDosX: That's somehow worse than Cody Rhodes' neck tat
ButButTheJesus: FIGHT. DEMONS.
rosesmcgee: Worst tattoo or best tutorial?
Mr_Horrible: That is significantly less cool than my "Fuck Demons" tattoo
tehfewl: OH no, the MREs!
cgwonder: nooo our mres!
NimrodXIV: cool tat brah
ThorSokar: OH I've seen worse
squ3e: my momma told me not to judge... but cmon man
saucemaster5000: Not the Puffcopter!
Tangsm: You have to look at it before every mission to remind yourself of your one rule.
thraximore: let's GO
Rhynerd: RIP Fisheye
Haroldholmes25: @RayFK ben and adam are both in
Pteraspidomorphi: Why was this so chill
Duwani1: oh ocean start cool
thraximore: this is going to be SO BAD
Metric_Furlong: "and that was the fifth time I died"
Darleysam: brb gotta go *checks wrist* fight demons
Pteraspidomorphi: Everyone died and he's cool as a cucumber
thraximore:

Mr_Horrible: just miming "go around"
cgwonder: press a to exit
satyropodobny: Good think we had this tattoo, protag might have been a Homestucker
plunko625: you cant push the pull door fisheye
HorusFive: Just embrace the water Adam
SK__Ren: Yeah, thats not real
saucemaster5000: lightly tapping the window was a choice
MegaDosX: I love that it used the exit icon for that
patrick_stonecrusher: But what if he forgets to fight demons? What then?
BirkaBirkowski: The most powerful lungs on the planet fr
GhostofJeffGoldblum: that tattoo has massive Stranger of Paradise energy
BrindleBoar: two seconds
Nigouki: to be fair underwater helicopter egress is a legit thing you have to train for because it's disorienting as fuck
Mischievous_Catgeist: 3 seconds
SquareDotCube: They have an emergency pull lever on those...
Mr_Horrible: love to get hit by the Ancient Plane Disruptor Device
MegaDosX: 20-30s and you'd be struggling tbh
Kramburger: Looking forward to the two games, Th3 For3st, & 4 Sons 4est
Boon_33: Is this SavageVison or BengineerTV?
saucemaster5000: after 30 seconds you might explode
hatboozeparty: bold of you to assume i have any breath
SnackPak_: rude
Darleysam: the trick is to start drinking
bungalow_: its the demon
wildpeaks: suddenly, New Vegas
Orxolon: i swim regularly and would say not more than a minute
azninsect: oh, wude
thraximore: I wonder if you can drown
shamblingkrenshar: Anything beyond 20 seconds and I probably would simply explode
Mr_Horrible: if she shot us there I'd have clapped
BrindleBoar: bonk
BusTed: "What's in the fridge"
YawnLance: So much for fighting demons
pn55: And that's the game
Tangsm: Should have tattooed "Stay Calm" on the other wrist.
They_Are_Alyx: LMAO
GhostofJeffGoldblum: asserting dominance
Metric_Furlong: "And that was the sixth time I died"
matthaus_c: if this were me I'd breathe underwater and also not get pistol whipped
wildpeaks:
and we ded. short game 
Earthenone: ahh, youre awake
Juliamon: uhh good start there clipping
Mr_Horrible: and *THIS* is no emergency
BrindleBoar: it's a ziploxe
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh good thing we sealed the emergency axe in soft plastic
saucemaster5000: game's really putting it's best clipped hand forward
Easilycrazyhat: Aww, we didn't get to see Ben crawl out of the sea
Mr_Horrible: we're Chris Redfield At Home
GhostofJeffGoldblum: that animation is horrifying, wow
SnackPak_: got the trading binder out
Fanklok: Hey look, its Nathan Drake at home
wildpeaks: it's early access, there are bugs
thraximore: only OPEN emergencies, thank you
satyropodobny: Get ready to d-d-d-d-d-duel
ratstronomer: Time to duel
TheWriterAleph: also: it's early access, not everything is explained perfectly well
saucemaster5000: dude can't even t-pose right
Kramburger: Chazz Renfield
PharaohBender27:

YawnLance:
Holy shit 
SnackPak_:

Haroldholmes25: hey it's kelvin
Mr_Horrible: oh right, our kelvin
PharaohBender27:

PotatoWraiths: hello severe brain damage
laikagoat: with an L
Kramburger: KEVIN?
Tangsm: Kelvin.
Easilycrazyhat: Kevin with an L
satyropodobny: One minion meme too many
wildpeaks: "it will buff out"
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TehAmelie: is this a Stranding-type game?
bungalow_: Build Kelvin
matthaus_c: Baba Is You
Forgotten_Lizard: Kelvin because he was Kevin but he took an L
GhostofJeffGoldblum: this is so true to real life!
BrindleBoar: rood
SnackPak_: what?
tehfewl: Show him the fight Demons tattoo
hatboozeparty: Makes sense
Mr_Horrible: this is your AI companion
PotatoWraiths: what the fuck lmao
MegaDosX: Holy fucking shit
squ3e: wait whos gameplay are we watching rn
laikagoat: AI teammate
Dromos_GHG: He can’t hear?
7gorobei: are they implying his eardrums burst?
NightValien28: this is the dumbest game ever made
matthaus_c: is Kelvin a golem
saucemaster5000: ooh this is gonna be a banger
Trixalicious: I guess 'cos he lost his hearing in the crash?
ThorSokar: what the hell is going on
pn55: We're off to a strong start. Love it.
SpoopsAHoy: he's deaf
Kramburger: Throw a stick for him to chase
cgwonder: one of them is floating
MegaDosX: @7gorobei I think so, given the bleeding from the ear
thraximore: huh
AtomicAlchemical: Because he can't hear with bleeding ears
satyropodobny: Holy smokes, it's Oddworld
thraximore: HA
NimrodXIV: hmm Watch and Play is early this week
plunko625: i need to see alex play this
matthaus_c: I could have sworn Ben's handle was Seabats
Mr_Horrible:
clearly Bengineering is Cori 
SK__Ren: Ben Stiller?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: twinsiiiiiies
Darleysam: are there more guys stood out behind ben?
gibbousm: Gamer physics
Easilycrazyhat: Two twins against nature itself
saucemaster5000: @matthaus_c That's graham. Ben is Lunarjade
HorusFive: Our only TAPE!
ratstronomer: CHAOS
wildpeaks: yeet'd
MegaDosX: Oh can you skip those rocks?
Mr_Horrible: A pebble? This is Bloodborne 2
Kramburger: Oook oook
lochnessseammonster: this feels like the improve sketches where one person is the other person's arms...
brainbosh: Waiting to see how long it takes them to find the fun menu option
MegaDosX: Can you skip it?
cgwonder: ooooh they're on spikes
matthaus_c: lucky guy
Mr_Horrible: spooooooky
PotatoWraiths: spoopy
Fanklok: Oh my god is he okay?
Pteraspidomorphi: I like this beach
gualdhar: their skills are outside their faces
Pteraspidomorphi: Scenic
Kramburger: BEN? NO.
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Easilycrazyhat: B is for Bengineering
matthaus_c: what is happening
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Phailhammer: The beginning of Ghost Recon: Breakpoint is a bit different than I remember...
MegaDosX: That seems needlessly complicated
Mr_Horrible: Taxtical
laundreydhull: Oh, a hatchet
saucemaster5000: didn't bring any protection
Kramburger: Axtical
Dromos_GHG: Uhhh
GhostofJeffGoldblum: bad day for that guy
Mr_Horrible:
Don't hurt Kevin, you monster 
innerbeard: i WOULD SAY HE DOES
hatboozeparty: Thats a weird flag
Easilycrazyhat: I'm sure they're fine,...
matthaus_c: that stick is standing on -nothing-
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Dracula must be around
laundreydhull: It looks like a hatchet, like the book or something.
mumblingpipes: HE HURT KEVIN
Duwani1: aww ben why hurt kevin
ThorSokar: his EYE OPENS?!
TheWriterAleph: dohhh ho ho ho
Kramburger: Hoyooooo
Fanklok: They can't even impale [people properly
ButButTheJesus: heyoooo
Rhynerd: You can in fact murder Kelvin if you so desire
rosesmcgee: Tell that goldbricker to get back to work
Kramburger: Good joke streamer
rosesmcgee: I know where you can get a stick
saucemaster5000: what's the button for Fus Roh Dah?
SnackPak_: Kevin's on it
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matthaus_c: is this game going to give me an aneurysm
Kramburger:
I've got some wood for you 
laundreydhull: You're studying; an empty page; for the exam;...
TheWriterAleph: TERNT
Easilycrazyhat: Guidebook by IKEA
rosesmcgee: @matthaus_c if the game doesn't the players will
saucemaster5000: really needed a diagram
Pteraspidomorphi: It's better than bacon
Fanklok: That is a very generous difinition of tent
IsSecretlyPaul: wiki how
bethy_kins24: you cna also make spears with sticks
Tangsm: The IKEA survival manual.
SnackPak_: A+ tent
tehfewl: its like a lego manual
GhostofJeffGoldblum: blankets are not...rigid...like that
PharaohBender27: I am also skeptical
Easilycrazyhat: It wouldn't do much, but it'd be better than nothing.
plunko625: this is the weirdest 40K model ever
hammith: Adam. Of course it would work. It's in the manual
satyropodobny: The "Don't worry about it" school of survival
Kramburger: I had to do that for a night in grade 9
korvys: C4 burns well, or so I've heard
v_nome: I mean, it would "work" but sleeping in leantos does suck
NightValien28: a fart will send that tent flying off
neisan2112: You'd need another stick and some rocks to hold it down at minimum
saucemaster5000: I dunno, Graham keeps dropping Adam in the forest and he somehow keeps finding his way back to the office
PharaohBender27: I feel we'd need to at least *tie* the blanket to the sticks
blip2004: generally for a shelter like that you use a tree tied horizontally to two other trees
Metric_Furlong: we could make a C4 tent. it'll be a blast
thraximore: you found pac-man!
ButButTheJesus:
can't stay but hope you don't die horribly. keep calm and axe on. 
PMAvers: C4 aka a nice pillow for Adam
matthaus_c: you could make a few bonfires with C4
Mr_Horrible: Adam are you accusing the game with the weird creepy forest mysteries of being *unrealistic*?
Mr_Horrible: tarp budget secured
Tangsm: Was that a laserdisc?
wildpeaks: if it's not nailed down, it's ours
LordZarano: Tarps for the tap budget!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh, no
SnackPak_: why
LordZarano: *Tarps for the tarp budget!
Kramburger: This game SUCKS
neisan2112: Oh god with a controler? gross
wildpeaks: inventory used to be smaller in the first game
Fanklok: "tent"
Mr_Horrible: the world's worst lean-to
matthaus_c: this is some real skung
MegaDosX: I think that's a lean-to
laundreydhull: How.... Flimsy?!
saucemaster5000: that tent takes 100% phys dam
Darleysam: sure 'tis a fine tent, but 'tis not a pool
blip2004: wow, these people looked at Rust and were like we can do worse
Easilycrazyhat:
Right in time for the tide to come in 
Boon_33: survival is guaranteed now
Earthenone:

Kramburger: Can you "cuddle for warmth"?
laundreydhull: Or time travel, if you will
cgwonder: let's hope you don't get a sudden gust of wind and loose your house
satyropodobny: I'd say tent at home, but this is home.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: that hatchet's doing a heck of a job
laundreydhull: Or taking turn sto keep watch?
satyropodobny:

SnackPak_: this is way better than minecraft, you start with an axe in this game
Electrodyne: Are the Nope Boys going to horrorgame each other with hatchets
MegaDosX: OK chat who dies first to friendly fire, accidental or otherwise?
jessieimproved: hup hup hup
lochnessseammonster:
wow really is minecraft let's nope 
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX Kelvin
saucemaster5000: tell Ben where to drop a log
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Kramburger: Ben's got a log in his diapy
alittlebittilted: It's big. It's heavy. It's wood.
Mr_Horrible: MegaDosX I feel like it's actually Kevin
laundreydhull: Wait, wait, wait!
korvys: Is that red bar your health? seems low
innerbeard: HOLD THIS L
Dog_of_Myth: Ben with the L
ratstronomer: L
matthaus_c: a 90 degree angle! revolutionary!
Mr_Horrible: Ben stop building dick statues
Fanklok: Halfway to a nether portal
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laundreydhull:
What if this set in the Tarkov universe? Could
be nearby?
satyropodobny: AND JESUS WEPT
Electrodyne: Where's Sasquatchewan
squ3e: LOOK ON MY WORKS, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR
hammith: Log-Henge!
wildpeaks: I like the trunk destruction animation
GhostofJeffGoldblum: now: can a tree fall on you and kill you?
Mr_Horrible: ah yes, that famous thing you shout when a tree falls: "Heads up"
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I hope the answer is yes.
innerbeard: L for log
rosesmcgee: Lumberjack Simulator 2023?
tehfewl: makin the firepit
matthaus_c: flawless log-ic
laundreydhull: Two each one's own log
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NimrodXIV: thwop
Izandai: Bumpers to rotate I think.
Mr_Horrible: LT to rotate? I think it's saying
Fanklok: rb/lb to rotate
plunko625: use the bumpers to rotate
MegaDosX: Yeah it looked like bumpers to rotate
saucemaster5000: Next step smores
Earthenone: so is this what james does every day?
laundreydhull: I meme- this "could" be Tarkov; I wouldn't count Tarkov out of the equator, ight?
Mr_Horrible: I've heard that
Boon_33: reading the UI explains the what now?
wildpeaks: reading, like some kind of casual ? *gasp*
BusTed:

wildpeaks: oh wow
SnackPak_:

saucemaster5000: look at these cavemen go
Mr_Horrible: I'd probably get caught by that trap
GhostofJeffGoldblum: my god
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Gulleko: COOL TECHNOLOGY
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BrindleBoar: witchcraft
They_Are_Alyx: ookl oook
Easilycrazyhat: Log on a stick. We can't be stopped now.
Fanklok: THe most advaned trap in the world, a stick holdingh up a log
cgwonder: ben has entered the stick age
matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 it's the freakiest show
mumblingpipes: HES A GENIUS
BusTed: Hell yeah.
Izandai: It's just that easy.
MegaDosX: Is this what the world was like when man discovered fire for the first time?
DeM0nFiRe: fiziks
PotatoWraiths: tunk
GhostofJeffGoldblum:

LessIsMorii:
That log sound effect 
nitestar428: Can carry 2 logs at a time
BusTed: Lincoln Logs
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Mr_Horrible: Manual labor is spooky, Adam
NimrodXIV: L
xantos69: I'm scared if that helps.
wildpeaks:
sons of the deforest 
SnowbirdMike: only what your building is scary
SnackPak_: were gonna need a bigger tarp
PharaohBender27:
I don't think our tarp is big enough for these logs 
BusTed: perfect
DeM0nFiRe: N
Earthenone: Mcdonalds
GhostofJeffGoldblum: N
MegaDosX: Perfection
Boon_33: brilliant
TheWriterAleph: enjnering is my pasion
LessIsMorii: You made Nnnnnnnnn
laundreydhull: That- looks off.
NimrodXIV:

MegaDosX: Might be too far away?
RaklarLS:
horror game? more like horrible game 
Mr_Horrible: they might be too far apart, yeah
wildpeaks: Science
xantos69: Hmm. Not sure how it works? Are you.... Stumped?
saucemaster5000: Ben built it better
Mr_Horrible: the ground is uneven
Cavemanhar: hill maybe
SquareDotCube: one's lower
twistedsylvan: man, this minecraft update is wild
Earthenone: whose log is bigger?
7gorobei: ground is lower
hatboozeparty:
its fine, not all logs are the same 
laundreydhull: Goof enough
Fanklok: Its perfectly natural for one to be bigger
PharaohBender27: Topography is uneven
plunko625: @xantos69 get in the sea
matthaus_c: when do we Fight Demons
dankmemeter: This is just like watching Dr. Stone. First a tent, then in an hour boom! A car
RaklarLS: oh dear
LessIsMorii: Umm, that noise
xantos69: @plunko625 Your hate makes me strong.
SnowbirdMike: hahahahahaha
Mr_Horrible: this is Spelunky all over again
laundreydhull:
Watch out for scavs

Fanklok: Jesus just slamming down a whole bottle
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matthaus_c: painkillers are healing!
Haroldholmes25:

BrindleBoar: nice
Mr_Horrible: fuck yes
empyreon: YESSSSS
wildpeaks: perfect
GhostofJeffGoldblum: HA
laundreydhull:

Easilycrazyhat: WHAT
cgwonder:

SnackPak_: art
neisan2112: Holy shit lamo
Haroldholmes25: cool horror game
BusTed: goty
notthepenguins: Omg
twistedsylvan: WHAT
LessIsMorii: Welp
matthaus_c: okay this game rules again
rosesmcgee: GOTY
brainbosh: THERE IT IS
thraximore: HAHAHAHAHA
mumblingpipes: YES
DeM0nFiRe: Oh it's Goldeneye again?
LessIsMorii: No no thanks
satyropodobny: gods perfect game
SnowbirdMike: bobble head nite
LordZarano: GOTY!
cgwonder: terrifying
Lord_Hosk: Best game ever
plunko625: !clipit
Metric_Furlong: his brain is, in fact, too big
lochnessseammonster:

lazermeow: Nani? The fudge?
thraximore: is this Eraser Head?
my_pet_yeti: DK Mode
xantos69: This game is 100% perfect.
laundreydhull: They're hardly expressive tis a distubance
RaklarLS: wait until it gets dark, and you start being chased by giant heads
matthaus_c: eotfovyl
patrick_stonecrusher: Where's DK mode and slappers only?
omdorastrix: Soobtitlays?
wildpeaks: we predator now
bethy_kins24: big heads
raulghoulia: howdy noperinos
lazermeow: We Goldeneye now.
Earthenone: our charicter is an idiot
Mr_Horrible: HAUMPH
Boon_33: blue must be edible
GhostofJeffGoldblum: what is this berry? oh well!
laundreydhull: Was that your last one...??
cgwonder: how will you know if its poisonous if you don't eat it?
LessIsMorii: I can picture in-game Adam just yolo'ing edible(ish) things
twistedsylvan: I think we've established this character is not good at surviving, long term
PharaohBender27: ^
Darleysam: Adam's like a puppy
Mr_Horrible: Me when tummy hort
MegaDosX: Did you find eggs or something?
bobokiddo: rock biscuit
Haroldholmes25: looked like maybe a walnut or something
saucemaster5000: This Lost reboot rules
tornpaige: hotkey by adding things onto backpack in inventory and hitting a number key
Boon_33: clearly Ben can't be trusted with big head mode
Mr_Horrible: that because he's a SURVIVOR, Adam
wildpeaks: funko pop mode
LessIsMorii: I wonder if Big Head mode means a bigger hitbox for Ben's friendly fire
AtomicAlchemical: Please have poisonous berries in this game. Just this one time please
Earthenone: maidenless btw
xantos69: In what respect Adam?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: okay but how pog would it be if Torrent showed up
cgwonder: sun's getting real low
BusTed: They mostly come out at night.
Mr_Horrible: certainly not
Easilycrazyhat: >.>
wildpeaks: not just at night
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Mr_Horrible: why would you think that?
lochnessseammonster: that's what happens in minecraft yes
lazermeow: Yes indeedy.
plunko625: yes, but no, but also yes
tidehollowcat: I wouldn't worry about it
saucemaster5000: Kelvin is creeper
bethy_kins24: yes and no
Mr_Horrible: Eats shits and leaves
Haroldholmes25: you have weapons, what could go wrong
e_bloc:
1019 can't see the forest for the cuties
MegaDosX: Why does edible stuff use Pac Man as the logo for them?
mercano82: Tap to collect the berries, long press to immediately eat them.
Brainsample3D: can just tap A instead of holding A and you will pocket them
lazermeow: Oh my sweet summer child.
mumblingpipes: jumpscare
tehfewl: inb4 leaves starting area and gets Bodied
mumblingpipes: dont survive until the game proves you have to
BusTed: What a coincidence.
0x6772: "Found".
wildpeaks: "found"
Earthenone: c4 brick? sounds like rations
twistedsylvan: who is that following Adam?
LessIsMorii: Ben no nomming the raw flesh
Omthebox: Scavanged
patrick_stonecrusher: Ihop nooooooo!
plunko625: What do you mean found ben!?!?!
Mr_Horrible: this is just like the Minecraft stream yesterday, Ben
DaxStrife: Okay, I left to get some water, did Ben's character suddenly develop Big Head Mode?
matthaus_c: in a pinch I guess we could eat the C4 putty
randomino5: is... is his head supposed to be like that
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AtomicAlchemical: So how's the geocaching sim working so far?
LessIsMorii: Nooooooooo Ben
Haroldholmes25:

Violet__Violence: Oops
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh Ben no
hatboozeparty: Big head mode?
cgwonder: ben's gonna have a good time
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GhostofJeffGoldblum: I wonder if this game simulates worms
PharaohBender27: @randomino5 Adam turned on Big Head Mode
Phosfur: Ihop 2
rosesmcgee: who wants intestinal parasites? too bad
saucemaster5000: That was Bigwig!
brainbosh: There's a difference between tapping the button and holding it lol
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wildpeaks: worst case, can always reload
saucemaster5000: A million years
mumblingpipes: 2
hatboozeparty: Cry next to the ocean and let the water take me
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Alone is super interesting
IsSecretlyPaul: if it was me it wouldn't have gone down like this
matthaus_c: I'd be one of those guys on the sticks
LessIsMorii: If there was raw rabbit flesh, cut Ben's survival time in half
Boon_33: loot!
plunko625: Including Helicopter crash? immediately dead
twistedsylvan: Ben, is that a long-winded endorsement for cannibalism or extrovertedness?
Izandai: Did they get clothes?
LessIsMorii: Kayak!
mumblingpipes: for free???
LessIsMorii: Whee
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Izandai they get to bring a certain amount of items with them that they choose
squ3e: So does this game have a story? Or we just out here till new games come out?
wildpeaks: free loot woohoo
GhostofJeffGoldblum: and they're generally all survival experts
PMAvers: A canoe! *Ben accidentally eats it*
Earthenone: cracking a cold one with the boys
PharaohBender27: LITTERER
saucemaster5000: that's a kayak (pushes up glasses)
Mr_Horrible: wow, littering?
mumblingpipes: GAMER
GhostofJeffGoldblum: it's super cool to watch them talk about what they're doing
Izandai: Oh I think I actually might've seen a few episodes of this a while back.
Haroldholmes25: sloppy joe mre delicious
matthaus_c: where tf did we get the spoon
randomino5: @randomino5 What hath god wrought?
twistedsylvan: oh no not the MRE
fiftymcnasty: Is there no way to put food in your inventory?
SquareDotCube: wait, why is Ben's head so big? What did I miss?
plunko625: mmmm, unprepared sloppy joe
empyreon:

Haroldholmes25: big head mode
Boon_33: there's gotta be a button to pick up stuff without eating it
saucemaster5000: keep looking
electric_claire: It's camoflauged
Earthenone: clearly its camoflauged
Gooseblast:
Looking respectfully 
LessIsMorii: Now that's an image that'll stick in my brain
mirshebs: @fiftymcnasty tapping a instead of holding a
patrick_stonecrusher: Something something camouflage joke
mercano82: @fiftymcnasty yeah, just tap the collect button instead of long pressing
Forgotten_Lizard:

PMAvers: Ah yes, the reverse of checking your butthole, checking someone else's.
empyreon: perfect
DEATHlikescats: Quality content 😘👌
Cleekru:

squ3e: Are you already wearing something?
Mr_Horrible: are you already wearing one?
neisan2112:

wildpeaks: you might be already wearing one ?
Earthenone:
maybe you need to level up first 
korvys: Probably designed for mouse?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: this UI is a crime
keyforgealchemist: Take clothes off before putting new on?
Omthebox: This UI was built for VR I'd bet
Tangsm: Maybe your character is just shy.
TheMerricat: @loadingreadyrun just a tip if you tap the buttons to pick things up you don't actually eat them you put them in your inventory You're eating things because you're holding the button down
korvys: Oh, yeah, VR
saucemaster5000: Cocaine is a hell of a drug
Mr_Horrible: I get the idea, but this seems very very cumbersome on controller
Earthenone: is it designed for VR or something?
Kelderan: I feel like even a mouse and keyboard couldn't save this ui o.0. That's bad
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wildpeaks: it's designed to be the same style as the first game (which was smaller but same style)
mercano82: Yeah, the original Forest could be played in VT
matthaus_c: what the hell
Earthenone: sharp stick!
Izandai:

DeM0nFiRe:

mercano82: VR*
MegaDosX: I mean, spear get
Izandai: Honestly not a bad animation.
7gorobei: i think it is a reaction to infinite size inventories being unrealistic
saucemaster5000: Time to make ben into one of those scarecrows
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I'm sorry Adam is anti-aircrafting your bit Ben
Mr_Horrible: it's probably a combo of wanting to keep the diegetic inventory of the last game but make it less cramped
mumblingpipes: ben trying so hard
korvys: Do you have to put away other things?
cgwonder: i don't hate the idea of having an 'in world' inventory, rather than it being a menu, but this is not the way to do it
satyropodobny: Truly, a pinnacle of human ingenuity.
Pheonix888: savage
world2liveby: aw man
mumblingpipes: I love you ben
itomeshi: That roll pack is sweet. I want one.
Mr_Horrible: Adam's a Reach Gamer now
mercano82: There is a quick inventory menu, of sorts.
Fanklok: Its basically Metal Gear Survive
TheWriterAleph: is it the sons
Easilycrazyhat: omg XD
Boon_33: BIG HEAD
Metric_Furlong: is it a demons?
Mr_Horrible: I'm sure that's fine
SquareDotCube: oh nooooo
Mr_Horrible: literal legs for days
wildpeaks: we legging now
saucemaster5000: It's mr. Tumnus!
fiftymcnasty: big head mode really doing work
Metric_Furlong: the tattoo said we need to kill them
Easilycrazyhat: big head is too much XD
cgwonder: big head ghost!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: is that like...a spider lady?
Mr_Horrible: I hear a radio?
mumblingpipes: had a glorious mane
LessIsMorii: Run up and immediately eat the demon
azninsect: too many legs. too many legs...
matthaus_c: running around Greece with a wild pack of lesbians
GhostofJeffGoldblum: what the fuck?
randomino5: Leggy leggy leggy blonde
0x6772: Oh geez, Adam's just going to murder Virginia.
Easilycrazyhat: oh no XD
LessIsMorii: Adam!!!
azninsect: oh no
Izandai: Three legs
wildpeaks: we're the real monsters now
matthaus_c: that's just a PERSON
ChippTunes: hmmmm
betweenmyself:
In the forest… Lot’s of legs… Sounds like a forest ranger 
brainbosh: oh no
GhostofJeffGoldblum: what the fuck is this game
Earthenone: maybe they added two more legs to balance it for 2 player
LordZarano: You monster!
notthepenguins: Wait is that two od them overlaid
patbaer: ummm?
neisan2112: I didn't like those sounds
Boon_33: murder accomplished
Brainsample3D: oh noo don't kill her
BlackIsis: what...the hell
korvys: Yeah, no shit? Adam stabbed her
TehAmelie: what on several levels of what
Easilycrazyhat: Adam XD
BreathlessIsTheHunt: omg there she goooooes
Izandai: Why her head so big?
korvys: lol
GhostofJeffGoldblum: *what just happened*
SnackPak_: ok byeeee
KidintheOffice: "she's hurt" you say after stabbing her like ten times KEKW
Sethalidos: that was a friendly NPC
tehfewl: thats too many legs
mumblingpipes: ????
azninsect: what just happened
satyropodobny: chatGPT, generate a human
randomino5: D: ASSAULT
cgwonder: i'm wondering if there's just meant to be one of her, but because there's two of you, she's been doubled
fiftymcnasty: @Izandai Adam turned on Big Head mode
thraximore: hahahaha thank you for the reference Ben
lazermeow: Whoopsy daisy.
Kazman20a: cool 3 legs and 3 arms
Boon_33: follow that dame?
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Lord_Hosk: those are not "im getting stabbed by a spear" sounds
mumblingpipes: Yeah its AI generated
Pheonix888: what cryptid is that? The double lady?
brainbosh: Wow, just see someone weird and immediately go for the kill I see
fiftymcnasty: @cgwonder the trailer had weird multi limbed women
cgwonder: that tracks
matthaus_c: @Lord_Hosk the spear is a metaphor
Rhynerd: I have a feeling that lady is no longer going to join the party in this run.
Talin06: they are true gamers kill everything on sight
cgwonder: @fiftymcnasty ah okay, feature not a bug then!
wildpeaks: that's karma for spearing the innocent NPC that just chilling there
Nigouki: Ben what did you download from limewire on that laptop
saucemaster5000: no we all saw it was Ben
Easilycrazyhat: That's legist
brainbosh: Only 3 legs
Sethalidos: 3
Mr_Horrible: yeah that means she's twice as innocent
LessIsMorii: 2 very different responses there XD
world2liveby: 3 legs 3 arms I think
Kazman20a: it looked more like 4 to me
brainbosh: And 3 arms
randomino5: "them" in this case plural rather than gender-neutral singular
matthaus_c: I'm pretty sure I saw Ben holding the spear
Boon_33: you know the rule, four legs good, two legs bad!
Kazman20a: 3
DEATHlikescats: Like a spider
Lord_Hosk: My dog has 4 legs Adam do you want to spear my dod?
AtomicAlchemical: That's karma for letting the weird lady escape
Orxolon: "they had 4 legs,of course i was gonna spear it"
itomeshi:
@cgwonder Now, to be clear, normal women also have multiple limbs. Can you be more specific? 
IsSecretlyPaul: Ratted me out
IsSecretlyPaul: rude
mumblingpipes: does GG strive count as a horror game?
LordZarano: ADAM, you can't just kill someone based on their appearance!
LessIsMorii: Dang, how can y'all see in this game? 😶🌫
patrick_stonecrusher: "7 vagañas... possibly more!"
Boon_33: he's gaming!
Earthenone: adams brain is just too big
Mr_Horrible: tarp budget REsecured
Earthenone: unlimited tarps works
KeytarCat: It costs a stick, but that seems fine
gualdhar: the tarp budget does not support leaving lean-tos around
tehfewl: @patrick_stonecrusher imagine
Amentur:
The tarp budget is saved 
PMAvers: Was that the last place you saved, maybe?
Orxolon: i would
frank_the_great: Just got here, is the big head normal?
saucemaster5000: I'd try to get her to buy Car Insurance
Pheonix888: Did Adam just break his respawn point?
Mr_Horrible: correct, I would stay the fuck away from her
brainbosh: I would not immediately turn to murder, yes.
Omthebox: I'm fat and out of shape, I aint running after anything
Zath_: Yes and yes
notthepenguins: I would be too scared tbh
Darleysam: big "my friends and I would've killed ET with hammers" energy
Ogrekidd: also had 3 arms
rosesmcgee: I don't think I could catch her is all
ArkhamArchivist: 3 vajinyas
AtomicAlchemical: Do you really want us to answer that?
thegiftedgrifter: Just kinkier i guess
Brainsample3D: save often early access means crashy, also save sets new spawn point
plunko625: @frank_the_great yes, its an option
lochnessseammonster: in real life, i would hide... in video games i would attack
omdorastrix: Depends on the legs, if they were 4 chicken legs i'd be OK woth it
Mr_Horrible: A woman with *2* legs could kick my ass, Adam, I'm not gonna tango with one that's got twice the firepower
frank_the_great: @frank_the_great Thanks, lol
LordZarano: Tell Kelvin to gather something while you wait?
lazermeow: Hey, I'm lonely AF, you bet you're sweet bottom I wouldn't kill her.
matthaus_c: we can eat Kelvin in a pinch
KeytarCat: That's not how...fine
rosesmcgee: taurine
gualdhar: Taurine?
TophTheHermit: Constantly bloody despite being full health
Metric_Furlong: it's a race in WoW
0x6772: Definitely just toss that aluminum can on the beach.
saucemaster5000: The lead character in Black Cauldron
MegaDosX: Taurine is a chemical
Boon_33: taurine?
plunko625: bull spunk
Nigouki: it's the dog from Elden Ring
ChippTunes: it's so windy here the power is coming off and on, so I guess i'm getting a double dose of spooky
raulghoulia: Elite Taurine Chieftain
rosesmcgee: it's snakeoil for giving "energy"
gualdhar: Taurine is an amino acid
twistedsylvan: off brand Red Bull?
Boon_33: bull testies
plunko625: allegedly
LessIsMorii: I don't know who would be best suited for it, but I'd *love* to see someone in LRR play Don't Starve
MegaDosX: It's one of the things that makes an energy drink an energy drink
tehfewl: Taurine is a non-essential amino acid
omdorastrix: A compound originally found in the stomachs of caoe
PharaohBender27:

ArdCollider: it's the thing dogs need in their food so they don't get cardiomyopathy.
wildpeaks: "oh good"
saucemaster5000: sounds like some boneheads
Pharmacistjudge: Taurine is an amino acid, a building block of protein.
Mr_Horrible:
it's the Skull Merchant 
ArdCollider: so, if you're a dog, good lookin' out there.
Omthebox: Appear to be slightly less bloody now too
Mr_Horrible: can't believe they got a crossover!
SK__Ren: Taurine is named after the animal it was first discovered in
noSmokeFire: a shark...with FOUR LEGS
squ3e: a shark would require the shark to be modelled
Haroldholmes25: a shark? In my horror game?
gualdhar: Humans don't need Taurine, but cats do, which is why they do poorly with plant-based diets
matthaus_c: secretly Subnautica 3
7gorobei: cats cant produce taurine, that is why they are obligate carnivores
saucemaster5000: I make that noise after washing my face
squ3e: I mean, i do, but i have baby lungs
Steel_Wish: I am late to the spoopy boys
Lobo_Apache: jokes on you, I'm afraid to have my head underwater so I do
randomino5: Everyday I look across the office floor, there you were. Your hair down to your legs and your legs down to the floor. Leggy Blonde, goodbye. Goodbye...
Fanklok: You gotta get those high pedigree monkey lungs
frank_the_great: You legally have to tell us if you're a baby
Earthenone: dog?
TehAmelie: have you played first person games where you can sprint for about 2 seconds and then spend 10 seconds loudly sweating and panting
MegaDosX: Oh boy
cgwonder: big head turtle!
matthaus_c: dog pope!
MegaDosX: Someone all Rakdos
MegaDosX: call*
LessIsMorii: RIP turtle as soon as Adam arrives
Gooseblast: DOGGO
DeM0nFiRe: Wow this is literally Elden Ring
Boon_33: turtle fight!
LessIsMorii: Adam plz be nice to turtle
saucemaster5000: time for crab?
Earthenone: how many weird dogs does it take to send a message?
squ3e: elden ring dlc
lazermeow: Cannibal Holocaust that turtle.
betweenmyself:
Gonna give that doggo a complex… 
wildpeaks: daww
tehfewl: Dog
Mr_Horrible: the fact that Big Head Mode affects everything is *very* funny
BusTed: 🐢
Haroldholmes25: adam no
rosesmcgee: Don't do it
saucemaster5000: Alright that's pretty cute
Darleysam: with heads like that, you can't miss
matthaus_c: ADAM
Amentur: Just innocent guys
saucemaster5000: oh
plunko625: ADAM NOOOOO
LessIsMorii: ADAM NO
rosesmcgee: No!
Izandai: Yeah, saw that coming.
MegaDosX: Wow
Gooseblast: D:
frank_the_great: ADAM
GhostofJeffGoldblum: MONSTER
fiftymcnasty: @Izandai Its just a seeting
Pteraspidomorphi: dinner!
mumblingpipes: NOOOOOOO
MegaDosX: Hands up who's shocked
Mr_Horrible: A turtle didn't make it to the water
lazermeow: Excellent, take the shells.
Izandai: Frankly Ben, you should've known.
saucemaster5000: my toe! my toe!
matthaus_c: survival of the fittin this axe in you
squ3e: fiten-dis turtle in my omouth
LessIsMorii: Goddamn, at least kill it quickly
Easilycrazyhat:
You killed Crush 
omdorastrix: Survival of the fot-ness in my mouth
Darleysam: edward james olmos?
Steel_Wish: Adam is the Shredder now and we're learning his origin story
Haroldholmes25: ewwww
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Holy shit it's John Torturro
randomino5: @TehAmelie yeah I call it real life
patrick_stonecrusher: Robert downey sr
LessIsMorii: Moist
frank_the_great: Nasty sauce
DEATHlikescats: Robert Downey Jr?!?
BreathlessIsTheHunt: Those are sounds
ratstronomer: the soundscape
hatboozeparty: Ok this game IS horror
Mr_Horrible:
turtles don't carry diseases, don't be silly 
matthaus_c: hell is empty and all the devils are here
raulghoulia: human
MegaDosX: Is the next horror going to be dysentery?
wildpeaks: I'm starting to worry for poor Kelvin given how many innocent creatures we just murder and eat
frank_the_great: We found the true monster /jk
shendaras: The horror was us all along
Earthenone: diseases cant go through shells
world2liveby: I head it on the internet!
squ3e: first horror is adam?
Dromos_GHG: Second horror after 4 legged lady
Inquisitor_Xian: not gonna lie, this game looks kinda butts? i just got here but jeeeeeeeez
Earthenone: thats just science
Ogrekidd: I am assuming most of the meat came from its head
PMAvers: Humanity is dead, hell is full, blood is fuel.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Turtles aren't famously the most significant salmonella vector or anything yeah
paronomasiac042: me or the delicious turtle
AtomicAlchemical: But are these non fungusable turtles?
Mr_Horrible: Devil's Club Sandwich
betweenmyself:
“Turtles don’t carry diseases. Except the ones I routinely inject them with… SCIENCE!” 
7gorobei: so how many turtles did you kill in elden ring?
DEATHlikescats: @ghostofjeffgoldblum I didn’t know that. Thanks for sharing!
LessIsMorii: Joust with the spears
paronomasiac042: yeah, it's a turtle, not salmon.
saucemaster5000: anyone watch the final destination where you got to choose your own adventure the dvd?
matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 the WHAT
cgwonder:

raulghoulia: dual wield
plunko625: "now i have 2 spears"
lochnessseammonster:

raulghoulia: fury warrior
Gooseblast:
Spears akimbo 
Austere_Squire: hoy, all
betweenmyself: “Give me my soear back!” Does thrown spear stick in Ben?
Saintnex: Lol
saucemaster5000: yeah it was... 3 I think, where the dvd let you play along and choose the deaths
Boon_33: chuck it!
Mr_Horrible: "Ho ho ho now I have a 2nd spear"
PMAvers: See, that's the time Adam throws the spear at Ben impaling him
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wildpeaks: the map is big
matthaus_c:
@saucemaster5000 can't believe they ripped off Until Dawn like that 
eric_christian_berg: Oooh, a pointed stick!
Mr_Horrible: Adam's gonna rebuild the Mayo Empire
hatboozeparty: Honestrly, coop stardew is very pog
mumblingpipes: the hunt is on
Pheonix888: What do you mean now he's got all the spears?
Haroldholmes25:

GhostofJeffGoldblum: Ben this blood is on your hands.
Brainsample3D: you can middle mouse click to zoom the GPS map
SnackPak_:

hatboozeparty: Adam has a point
squ3e: ah the classic sophies choice
raulghoulia: adam's new nickname is the shredder
BusTed: just like sophie's choice
Izandai:

niccus: but adam, if you have two pets, you can eventually have more pets
eric_christian_berg: Why head so big?
itira: evening g4m3rz
saucemaster5000: Make sure Ben kills them himself, he has to grow up
DeM0nFiRe:

DEATHlikescats: But breeding pair!
MegaDosX: Oh my god
Boon_33: you can make camp at a nice turtle pond
LessIsMorii:
Get it get it Ben 
matthaus_c: nonlethal spear to the head
SnackPak_: F
frank_the_great: o7
Mr_Horrible: This one will be named "Lunch" and the other will be named "Dinner"
saucemaster5000: keep the body so the other one never forgets
LessIsMorii: Adam, I hope a turtle poops in your shoe while you sleep
itira: were having a good time i see
matthaus_c: name the turtle YawnLunch
PMAvers: We get to the thing, and it turns out it's just a bomb and explodes.
Mr_Horrible: dig?
MegaDosX: Adam no
saucemaster5000: it's Logan's grave
Brainsample3D: you need an item you don't have
GhostofJeffGoldblum: It's grave robbing time
wildpeaks: the gps certainly makes things easier, first game you had to place your own markers to figure out where you are
saucemaster5000: leaf armor is just the wood man power up from Mega Nan 2
plunko625: is leaf amour better than the literal plate carrier you have
bytecaster: What if I want an "advanced fire"?
hatboozeparty: Can you just use hands?
hatboozeparty: keep it as a pet
DEATHlikescats: Oooh, this has been in alpha for AGES!
Gooseblast: Lil' bro
BreathlessIsTheHunt: Why does its head look like an avacado?
Ogrekidd: is this the sequel to attack on titan
e_bloc: Gollum? in my forest? its more likely than you would tihnk
neisan2112: With the big head its so uhh
Eggmojii: How we feeling chat
BusTed: agile little guy
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matthaus_c: what. is happening.
Amentur: Koala man
itira:
its gonna poop on your head 
SnackPak_: no bully
mumblingpipes: hes a gooblin
randomino5: D:
hatboozeparty: When you kill the little guy just to check the loot
frank_the_great: You gave em more time than the turtles, lol
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tehfewl: Getting big Lord of the Flies energy here
Mr_Horrible:
weird that someone would do that 
Boon_33: you *could* give the companion a weapon
Laserbeaks_Fury: why is big head?
matthaus_c: because big and head
LessIsMorii: Because Adam
Gooseblast:
Big head more think 
PharaohBender27: @Laserbeaks_Fury Adam enabled Big Head Mode, and it appears to apply to . . . everything
randomino5: Some look at a big head and ask why, but I look at a big head and ask why not
squ3e: persistance hunter go BRRRRR
DEATHlikescats: HUMANS, endurance hunters
LessIsMorii: This Bambi remake sure is something else
plunko625: but you should really ask...how is big head
Haroldholmes25:

saucemaster5000: Ben better build us a goddamn Chuck E Cheese
itira: oh my god
DEATHlikescats: Run em down till they’re too exhausted to fight
SnackPak_:

DarthRagnar815:

frank_the_great: Do a flip!
TheWriterAleph: wooooo
Omthebox:
The Horror 
paronomasiac042: i found the horror!
Gooseblast: Magic spear!
saucemaster5000: this IS eldn ring!
MegaDosX: What am I looking at
itira: its like a goblin death in wow
tehfewl: Physics!
wildpeaks: flawless masterpiece
DaxStrife: We are definitely in "Watch + Nope" territory this week.
matthaus_c: Alexa play Escape from the City
korvys: I think you pinned the head to the body, and physics doesn't lik eit
Phailhammer:
All it needs is the Source Engine ragdoll sounds. 
Fanklok: Just like those Elden Ring goats
itira: so dramatic
Glaciopolimer: wow this early access game looks fun, when does the full version release
Earthenone: welcome to W&P
Mr_Horrible: this is ARK levels of ragdolling
plunko625: dont worry, its just the gas escaping the body
TehAmelie: that little somersault by itself makes this game more worthwhile than Scorn imo
scientist_captain: its deflating like a balloon
raulghoulia: crocodiles aren't the only animal with a death roll
niccus: it's probably the big heads making ragdolls... questionable
BusTed:

bytecaster: "Escape from the city..."
wildpeaks: @Glaciopolimer you can play the first game (The Forest) already
Darleysam:
got breakdancing corpses enabled, sweet! 
hatboozeparty: its ASCENDING
DeM0nFiRe:

squ3e: the animal hide isnt good, you found it like right away
Boon_33: big head mode might not be helping the physics
Laserbeaks_Fury: Cut this part out to avoid DMCA
plunko625: "you spin me right round baby, right round"
Darleysam: start beatboxing
Pteraspidomorphi: gdqSpin
DaxStrife:
This stream convinced me to take this game off my Steam wishlist. 
lord_wertornion: is there a reason the heads are so big? xD
frank_the_great: SET ME FREE
omdorastrix: It looks like the physics doesn't know what to do with big heads
Haroldholmes25: yep adam enabled big head mode
bytecaster: "Set me free" seems an appropriate lyric her
lord_wertornion: ah
bytecaster: *here
fiftymcnasty: We need to make a why are the heads so big command lol
saucemaster5000: They got married and didn't invite US?
wildpeaks:
just a totally normal stroll in the countryside 
Orxolon: "rolling around at the speed of sound,have places to go,got to follow my rainbow!
lazermeow: You spin me right round.
betweenmyself: @lord_wertornion they can’t help it, they were born that wa- OH, you mean *in game*…
SnackPak_:

Fanklok: Apparently in Adam's culture if yo uget into a pond a kill a turtle you're married
Haroldholmes25: eww
randomino5: D: BOOLY
SnackPak_: yikes
MegaDosX: Wow
Lord_Hosk: Mascot
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Oh, jesus.
matthaus_c: this is so fucked
notthepenguins: Yikes
saucemaster5000: Body Pillow found
itira: i dont liiiike iiiit
MegaDosX: Adam obliterated that guy
LessIsMorii: That last gurgle/gasp
wildpeaks: like a cat bringing dead mice
lochnessseammonster:

plunko625: "looks like meats back on the menu boys!"
jessieimproved:
The noises 
brainbosh: gotta burn the evidence
TheWriterAleph: in death, the members of project mayhem get small heads
SnackPak_: no pets!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Adam bringing home presents like a cat
neisan2112: That is HORRIFYING
neisan2112: I hate that
TehAmelie: suddenly realizing this is what i'll be nightmaring about tonight
squ3e: dont suppose there is sanity in this game?
saucemaster5000: can we attach strings and do puppet dances?
Pheonix888: So there was a recipe that needed a skull, just saying
wildpeaks: the crafting book has a second mode for more advanced stuffs like houses
mercano82: Equip stick, click on ground
Tangsm: Do you think that if you make the skull totem recipe, it has a giant skull on it?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Give him the stick!
betweenmyself:
Luckily carnivorous monsters aren’t attracted to the smell of dead monsters in your house… Probably 
Boon_33: beep beep beep
squ3e: what are we naming our companion ai and why is it james
prowll2000: Ben and Adam are playing it, clearly sanity has left this game.
MegaDosX: Adam has discovered fire!
wildpeaks: we're the masters of fire now
TheWriterAleph: ook ook fire
Mr_Horrible: we have stolen fire from the gods
mercano82: You can equip rocks and place them around the fire.
Mr_Horrible: no it's forbidden
prowll2000: er...James.
lazermeow: Yes, you can also dry it.
MegaDosX: lmaooooo
Omthebox: just get it right in there
saucemaster5000: Are you gordon ramsay?
Mr_Horrible: "I just wanna grill"
ratstronomer: culinary excellence
MegaDosX: Because that's definitely how you cook meat
Mr_Horrible: "So tasty!"
lazermeow: No MSG, haaaaiiya!!
LessIsMorii: Dad's barbequing dinner
Fanklok: It's not not how you cook meat
paronomasiac042: @MegaDosX it's how i cook meat...
wildpeaks: om nom nom
saucemaster5000: no salt?
Mr_Horrible:
Grub's up! 
BicepWashington: wow, gimme a taste
Juliamon: Wow, it really is just Minecraft!
wildpeaks: on the new episode of Man Cooking
SquareDotCube: you added the booked back in
Mr_Horrible: KKona brother
frank_the_great: You put the cooked meat back
Fanklok: Even threw the cooked meat back on
brainbosh: Throwing the cooked meat back on the fire oops
GhostofJeffGoldblum: KKona
Boon_33: Yeee and/or Haw
ylegm: threw cooked meat back in the fire
Gooseblast: Goood old forest BBQ babyy KKona
plunko625: adam you put the cooked meat back on
BibitteNoire: uh oh, the cooked will be overcooked
lochnessseammonster: hoorah
Bearudite: KKona brother
DEATHlikescats:

DarknessKingCoH: YEE YEE
itira: youre a real campin man now Adam
LordZarano: Build log store, tell Kelvin gather log put in store
DEATHlikescats:

empyreon: KKona BBQ
ratstronomer: Was that the deer still rolling in the back
brainbosh: Need more meat, Time to cook the corps now
LessIsMorii: Some say that deer is still rolling to this very day...
matthaus_c: okay game can you please decide what the size of the meat is
Gooseblast:

mumblingpipes: we played that song EVERY FRIDAY at my elementary school
matthaus_c: drain the water off Kelvin's body
SquareDotCube: time to collect our pee
Mr_Horrible: uhhhhh
Boon_33: water comes from.... water
Mr_Horrible: you wanna rephrase that, Ben?
yuan42: KKona i love football, cheap beer, football, and no healthcare KKona brother
Bearudite: turtle hole?
Mr_Horrible:

cgwonder: oh nooo
itira:

MegaDosX: He's a decoration now
eric_christian_berg: Decor!
Laserbeaks_Fury: For the love of God, Motressor
plunko625: he do got a dumptruck
LessIsMorii: Really going out on a limb with that decorating
CastleOtranto: A church near my house played "Proud to be an American" on the church bells and that was the last time I went outside.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: this country lost its fucking mind in the wake of 9/11 and never found it again.
James_LRR: This is a very nice house.
DEATHlikescats:

LessIsMorii: Hi James!
DEATHlikescats:

saucemaster5000: time to build nursery
saucemaster5000: with a morgue
itira: its so gross
Laserbeaks_Fury: Do you want Attack on Titan, because this is how we get Attack on Titan
Haroldholmes25: I hate the noises
Dog_of_Myth:

notthepenguins: Ew
MegaDosX: That's so brutal
lochnessseammonster: yeah these sounds are awful
ratstronomer: ADAM
TheWriterAleph: throw em in the fire adam
James_LRR: Huh. Haven’t actually watched any of this game. That was weird.
itira:
Adam plz 
MegaDosX: I mean, they're dead, so no feeding necessary
lazermeow: Hey, they are edible.
omdorastrix: That house just got two foot taller
matthaus_c: @James_LRR yeah that's the gist so far
wildpeaks: @James_LRR oh it gets even weirder
AtomicAlchemical: I mean....
saucemaster5000: you said you wanted a kid!
YawnLance: Can you uh... use the axe on them?
WowoT: are we supposed to help them? or are they a no help bros
plunko625: Hi James
Boon_33: turtle pond is back where you came from, you can drink there
KeytarCat: Trade menu!
MegaDosX: Open your trade binder
Brainsample3D: go to Ben's backpack and add it to his bag
LessIsMorii: Wonder how long all the electronics will last...
Jug_R_Not: I think you have to jam it into his backpack
noSmokeFire: "are you hungry?" *eats a meat in front of you*
itira: this is so silly
itira: lolol
korvys: You want to see my magic cards folder?
wildpeaks: what a screenshot
FarleyF: There are two ways to drop items in Sons of the Forest. Press G on the keyboard (B or circle on the controller) to drop or unequip the items at hand. Or right-click on rotten food to exclude them from the inventory. The dropping mechanism only works for stuff that doesn't fit the inventory
FarleyF: thats according to Google at least
tidehollowcat: This stream has so far eliminated any interest I have in personally playing this game.
Gooseblast: Rip spear
Boon_33: lol
MegaDosX:
Did he steal your spear? 
jessieimproved: this is watch and nope when they play an actual functional game
squ3e: LOl
SnackPak_: free camp!
Veste: I don't mean to alarm you... but there may be a boogeyperson or boogeypersONS already in the forest!!
itira: perfect. just like home
Easilycrazyhat: It has everything!
Catcard: @tidehollowcat you're the second person to say that, which I find amusing
MegaDosX: "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside"
ratstronomer: Adam provides
saucemaster5000: I wish people would stop trying to sleep inside me
innerbeard: Whats the temperature of the inside of a Tonton? Luke warm.
frank_the_great: Mine-O-Nope
CastleOtranto: Our house. In the middle of our stream. Our house.
LessIsMorii: Enjoy the turtle-pee
Tangsm: I suppose you use the ink to make more awesome instructional tattoos.
betweenmyself: Have you made *sure* they’re dead? “One second… *BLAM* Yup, suuuuper dead.”
Izandai: @saucemaster5000 Maybe you should try not being a dead bantha in a snowstorm.
Mr_Horrible: ah yes drinking standing water, notoriously good idea
SquareDotCube: You have acquired: cholera
HorusFive: There's a bucket RIGHT THERE
Boon_33: look out!
Izandai: adam
Mr_Horrible: oh my
neisan2112: ADAM NO
LessIsMorii: Oh you missed a friend adam
squ3e: that was samazing
LessIsMorii: Oh dear
Boon_33: Baddie inbound
Earthenone: trickle down economics
saucemaster5000: @Izandai I've accepted who I am
plunko625: thats the poop bucket
Orxolon: that was some kids' show gag
matthaus_c: leaf armour to stop all the Alpha radiation
LessIsMorii: Can enemies attack while you're in your inventory?
korvys: I think it must be for VR
gibbousm: its diegetic
Darleysam: yeah I had the same issues with the first Forest's inventory system
bytecaster: "animation"
wildpeaks: greying out items that can't be combined together is such an improvement over the first game though
mumblingpipes: spooky
Boon_33: or find the one you threw
BusTed: I feel safer already.
matthaus_c: sticks are unreal
Gooseblast:
is the third guy doing anything? 
MegaDosX: Oh sure, just drunk some standing water, great idea
KeytarCat: dear god, this is a lot
cgwonder: yikes
matthaus_c: -skin pouch-
Mr_Horrible: ah, just what the watering hole needed, Gollum Blood
Boon_33: SKIN
Nigouki: got his scrotum
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Bearudite: fuckin dodgerolled
notthepenguins: Are they marsupials...?
HorusFive: Just established the water doesnt run out, and the first thing he does is a murder
KeytarCat: Oh good, they despawn
Samwel56: Hello everyone
randomino5: perfect
mumblingpipes: betrayed
MegaDosX: Raiders! Welcome to this nonsense
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saucemaster5000: hope Adam signed a prenup
Haroldholmes25: rip kelvin
mumblingpipes: kevin down
cgwonder: raw arm?
SquareDotCube: wow, you hacked their arm off
LessIsMorii: God, those final whimpers are AWFUL
plunko625: goddamn adam
KeytarCat: Attacking you because you killed 4 of them
Mr_Horrible: the All-Kevin
BusTed: Kelvin can be instructed to do lots of useful things.
squ3e: maybe not the stream to watch while eating...
BusTed: I see an ear.
matthaus_c: WHAT
Laserbeaks_Fury: When does Adam begin building elaborate contraptions to access the bathroom
Haroldholmes25:

MegaDosX: WHAT
Dog_of_Myth:

Boon_33: loot!
tehfewl: loot
Gooseblast:
The zipper 
randomino5: what
AllTheWeasels: wHAT
Bearudite: lootbox
squ3e: WHAT
Earthenone: lootboxes?
mumblingpipes:

LessIsMorii: Game of the year
tidehollowcat: What the actual fuck
HorusFive: A+ gameplay
Lord_Hosk: thats so wrong
circusofkirkus: LMAO
niccus: the practical cannibal
ratstronomer: IT HAS A ZIPPER?
let_me_have_shucklez: oooh Sons! Are they doing a single player run?
MegaDosX: WHY DID IT HAVE A ZIPPER
Mr_Horrible: no SHOT
TheWriterAleph: flesh pocket drugs.
betweenmyself: Tup
bytecaster: "That's where I have kept my duct tape, in the skin pouch, obviously"
squ3e: A ZIPPER
DEATHlikescats: This frikin game
cgwonder: someone... sewed a zipper into that
Laserbeaks_Fury: Fanny Pack made of actual fanny
Juliamon: let_me_have_shucklez 2p coop
vouru: Iirc, you can eat the limbs om them
LessIsMorii:
The zipper was teeth 
HorusFive: Escape from Let's Nope up in here
Mr_Horrible: no fuckin' shot
GhostofJeffGoldblum: We found the horror.
DEATHlikescats: Have a pencil case made out of a face, filled with tape and cloth
saucemaster5000: "Steve, quit messing with the inventory system and do an other line!"
wildpeaks: more like the horror found us
Easilycrazyhat: Big head rabbit is so cute XD
saucemaster5000: Run Hazel-rah!
wurmbane: equip arm
LessIsMorii: Is it a rabbit?
betweenmyself:
Just wait til you find a fanny pack. Made from real fanny (American, not British) 
YawnLance: Seems like if you use the axe you can dismember them
Laserbeaks_Fury: See...my...Vest. See My Vest. Made from real Guerilla Chest
Mr_Horrible: "But you, I am afraid, are pouchless"
Nigouki: for 3D printers
Double_SharkByte: I see that you're playing with big head mode!
Easilycrazyhat: To resin your printer, duh
LessIsMorii:
Arm yourself! 
Mr_Horrible: the ultimate weapon
saucemaster5000: give ben a hand
wurmbane: yes!
0x6772: The 3D printer mechanic that totally makes sense in context, Adam.
Easilycrazyhat: Go hit Ben
SquareDotCube: slappers only
Lord_Hosk: Slap ben I dare you
frank_the_great: America!
matthaus_c: this game is so wrong
Juliamon: !clip
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Mr_Horrible: a weapon to surpass Metal Gear
MegaDosX: The fact it's labelled "raw arm" concerns me greatly
Dog_of_Myth:

frank_the_great: Round em up!
matthaus_c: the right to bear arms
randomino5: Would you say you're,,, armed?
omdorastrix: Its not a bear arm...
wildpeaks: he is armed and dangerous
plunko625: gotta "hand" it you you adam
jellybean57:
ew, adam's a cop now 
saucemaster5000: kelvin's eating them
LessIsMorii: Kill one of those crawling dudes with the arm
Easilycrazyhat: ADAM
itira: hahahahhaaaa
TheWriterAleph: ADAM
Gooseblast:

MegaDosX: Jesus Adam
mercano82: Can’t you carry two logs at once?
Juliamon: SLAPPIES
Laserbeaks_Fury: Quit hitting yourself
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
Mr_Horrible: I swear I've seen people carry multiple logs
Gooseblast: Bonk
plunko625: that was such a meaty thump
wildpeaks: poor Kelvin
Tangsm: Kelvin will remember that.
Mister_BlueSky: You've yee'd your last has.
KeytarCat: Being Sheriff: the best excuse for murder!
LordManiMani: Person of Forest is my favorite show about fighting crime in the woods starring Michael Emerson
Mister_BlueSky: Haw
squ3e: JAMES NO
matthaus_c: oh shit mushrooms
betweenmyself: Barehanded kill
itira: caress their face to make them feel better
nitestar428: @loadingreadyrun you can carry 2 logs at a time
LordZarano: Build log store, tell Kelvin gather log put in store
Rhynerd: Guess Adam’s not gonna let Ben borrow Kelvin for some logging?
Lord_Hosk: clear all that scrub so you can see the guys coming
Boon_33: reading the UI....
twistedsylvan: Ben, it's a stick WITH SOME CLOTH
itira: ook ook
LessIsMorii: Noooooo Kevin
plunko625: adam has invented fire
squ3e: why does the fire look weird
Pharmacistjudge: look at me stick stickly
TheMerricat: So you're supposed to be able to carry two logs at a time I don't know what Ben's doing
raulghoulia: literal home maker
saucemaster5000: I give this marriage a month
twistedsylvan: is the beeping why these other guys have lost it?
ARiposte: Kelvin is basically the Wilson of this game
fiftymcnasty:
@saucemaster5000 I dont think it will last the stream 
v_squid: leggy-lass?
Haroldholmes25: cuz it's spooky
Easilycrazyhat: Why don't you have four legs?
plunko625: shes the one stealing your bodies
Fanklok: So she can run faster duh
saucemaster5000: Ask her to play pattycake
Mr_Horrible: "Don't look at the hedges, they're a mess"
DaFhaye: Hello everyone
MegaDosX:
Is Ben cheating on Adam with the four legged lady? 
LessIsMorii: 2 legs good, 4 legs better
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX wouldn't you
twistedsylvan: okay for real - is she supposed to be a mutant? Or is that just a bug?
TheMerricat: Lady is friend btw, but you may have paved the run with her already
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Laserbeaks_Fury: There are mutants
saucemaster5000: @MegaDosX Heck I'd do it for three legs
CountDukeofEarl: I can't wait until they discover some of the other armor you can get
DEATHlikescats: Did three leg lady break your house?
lazermeow: Corbin my man.
TheMerricat: @twistedsylvan so one of the themes in the two games is there's an artifact that causes mutants
betweenmyself:
Time for you two to sleep, it’s a school night! 
MegaDosX: lmaooooo
Lord_Hosk: wow
saucemaster5000: Burn it down Adam, he's talking smack
LessIsMorii: Our house, in the middle of the woods, our house
TheWriterAleph: phrasing, ben
Easilycrazyhat: I know they're hot Ben, but please, restrain yourself.
raulghoulia: these monkey are making me thirsty
Laserbeaks_Fury: Minecraft rules
Lobo_Apache: "he made me thirsty" welp, that's a marker on the kink bingo card
Gooseblast: monkaS
twistedsylvan: @TheMerricat okay so there's a chance that that's intentional, then
matthaus_c: preheating
frank_the_great: Did you sleep with the torch going?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ambush
Mr_Horrible: boooooo
Juliamon: boooo
Boon_33:

plunko625: adams going back to his viking roots
GhostValv: D:
Double_SharkByte: That is a...face
holidayMD: Save?
matthaus_c: skin pouch!
raulghoulia: you must gather your party before venturing forth
LessIsMorii: I've just seen a face, I can't forget the time or place where we first met 🎵
lochnessseammonster: lake dried up
HorusFive: Maybe take the pouch of dead flesh out of the water before you drink
mirshebs: @LoadingReadyRun have to put your spear away
matthaus_c: cash money!
Boon_33: 0$
Lord_Hosk: $0
circusofkirkus: Cash money
DeM0nFiRe: wat
circusofkirkus: LMAO
bytecaster: "There is always money in the skin pouch"
randomino5:

Utopos: A rare 0$ bill
LessIsMorii: Skin pouches in LRR store when?
mumblingpipes: ???
Juliamon: THEY ARE BLUEBERRIES
matthaus_c: they are blueberries, put them in the pouch
Easilycrazyhat: Tell him to stop, then
ChippTunes: Adam you genius you'll fix the econoimy
Lord_Hosk: a giant stack of $0
frank_the_great: What guy Adam? It's just you
nitestar428: It's the spear preventing you from drinking
Boon_33:
you can tell them to stop following 
Orxolon: give him a note
wildpeaks: "pay your employees less using this neat trick"
TheMerricat: @loadingreadyrun you can give the guy instructions
LessIsMorii: @nitestar428 That's hilarious
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LordZarano: YOU TOLD HIM TO FOLLOW YOU
TheThromborax: Oh thank GOD that other game is over
Easilycrazyhat: Adam doesn't respect followers
Juliamon: Look at all those things we can do with skulls. I wonder how to obtain skulls from bodies.
Fanklok: Calm down people do you really expect Adam to remember something from an hour ago
omdorastrix: You told him to follow you, just tell him to gather wood or aomething
TheThromborax: Lol bighead mode
saucemaster5000: "Buy..... NFt"
Nuurgle: you cannot get ye log
DJManaT: I just tuned in and what the fuck is up with his head?! I saw a little bit of this and I don't remember them being fucking bobbleheads
Juliamon: DJManaT It's an option
Easilycrazyhat: Yours looks better, Ben.
wildpeaks: Ben found "switch mode" button
Twilight_Spark: Minecraft's gone wild eh?
Seth_Erickson: I hear we are Sons of the Illustrious Forest.
Earthenone: first tents, now riveting?
KeytarCat: You might be able to turn off the GPS
Boon_33: consider us riveted
LessIsMorii: @DJManaT Adam turned on Big Head mode
Boon_33: BEEP BEEP
DJManaT: @Juliamon huh, neat! a bit of a shock to see first thing, but neat!
wildpeaks:
ouch 
LessIsMorii: The big headed animals are... sometjing
TnT_Fist: im pretty sure you lay down the schematic from the book and add the pieces after
plunko625: adams gone full unga bunga
Seth_Erickson: Adam showing his real colors
Seth_Erickson:

TnT_Fist: oh, i was wrong lol
MegaDosX: Probably need a container for that
TheMerricat: @loadingreadyrun someone already said that the reason why Adam couldn't get the water was cuz he had a spear out
LessIsMorii: Adam making the opposite of water
Juliamon: Adam, put away your spear and it'll let you drink
Mr_Horrible: yeah, the free building is a lot better in this one
saucemaster5000: All I want is to insert wood into thing
DJManaT: EVEN THE ANIMALS?!
MegaDosX:
Is Adam going to try and scoop up water into the palms of his hands? 
Seth_Erickson: is it me or are those deers heads huge
Seth_Erickson: I may have missed the beginning of the game.
Mr_Horrible: I cannot stop laughing at Big Head mode applying to the animals
Juliamon: Seth_Erickson ALL heads are affected by Big Head mode
HorusFive: Why do the animals also have big heads.... you know what, nevermind
TheMerricat: @seth_erickson about the first thing that Adam did was find the big head mode and turn it on
Seth_Erickson: ah I see
matthaus_c: skin pouch gaming
LessIsMorii: Big head mode in settings, and the zombie boys are even creepier
Mr_Horrible: pouchies my vouchies
Twilight_Spark: Noooo, leave bunny alone!
Seth_Erickson:

Boon_33: oofa
MegaDosX: F
matthaus_c: lmao
itira: hahahaaaaa
Darleysam: "the herringbone!"
wildpeaks: F
GhostValv:

cgwonder: oh noooo ben
neisan2112: F
Juliamon: Adam, put away your spear and it'll let you drink
Utopos: Why do we even have that button?
DaFhaye: o7
Laserbeaks_Fury: Time to flay the skin from their spine and make a Backpack
LessIsMorii: Ben's doing his best!
Seth_Erickson: The most capable survival buddies in the whole forest
Dromos_GHG: Comd z
wurmbane: ben deserves a good raw arm slap
squ3e: break time?
mumblingpipes:
aww big head deer 
ylegm: it's ok, you'll be dead of dehydration before shame
DaFhaye: Why does that look like that deer pokemon
mumblingpipes: RUN LITTEL GUY
spacekitten1014: Put away the spear and you can drink
itira:
yeah THATS fucked up 
matthaus_c: yeah, digging up the graves is the fucked up part.
Juliamon: Adam, put away your spear and it'll let you drink
KeytarCat: Says the person assaulting natives
TnT_Fist: bones!
ArkhamArchivist: there could be loot there
ylegm: they have things adam
frank_the_great: Aren't we all
Twilight_Spark:
too thirsty
tenthtechpriest: try to dig up graves, become thirsty? uh....
Omthebox: Water sucks
Tangsm: There was the turtle pond.
Lord_Hosk: Hey Adam, remember when you said "Im gonna drink all this so you don't get any"
matthaus_c: never touched the thing
ylegm: just like the pilgrims dug up indegenous graves you too can do so in this game
Pteraspidomorphi: Is there a river ?
offbeatwitch: any sippers in chat
frank_the_great: Water is 10/10
TheMerricat:
Adam is too thirsty to listen to chat 
Juliamon: Adam, turtle pond, put away your spear
DaFhaye: I have a gallon of it right here
Laserbeaks_Fury: Tons of water in the ocean
Boon_33: I enjoy water, turtle pond water
ArkhamArchivist: Got some people with strong H2Opinions?
HorusFive: Do not drink the ocean Adam
itira: Adam. you can drink if you put away the spear eh.
betweenmyself: @loadingreadyrun In some games eating berries will relieve a little thirst
LessIsMorii: Holding spear = no water drinking
MegaDosX: Adam and not reading Twitch chat, name a more iconic duo
Nuurgle: hydration enthusiast
Haroldholmes25:

TnT_Fist: ADAM
Juliamon: Anyone got bits or a resub they could pop?
cgwonder:

TheMerricat: Put away spear to drink
Juliamon: Adam we have been trying to tell you to put your spear away to drink
DJManaT: I mean, he's not holding a spear NOW so maybe it'll work?
TnT_Fist: then you would know that you can put away the spear and still drink
Catcard: We've been trying to tell you to put away the spear to drink lmao
TnT_Fist: lmfaooo
spacekitten1014: Put away the spear and you can drink
itira: looooool
Nuurgle: Adam reads us, he just doesn't usually care about our opinions
mumblingpipes: Adam wont see me write that hes beautiful
Lobo_Apache: "one time" has been said for 15 minutes
ratstronomer: Spear is big straw
noSmokeFire: isn't streaming with your spear out against TOS
frank_the_great: You're doing great! Keep up the good work!
Lobo_Apache:

Juliamon: Chat, take the L
Mr_Horrible: Ben I think you can axe a log lengthwise for it?
Lord_Hosk: Hey Adam! already know how to play the game you are playing for the first time!
Bearudite: no, its a roast
KarnakGWJ: So Ben goes from killing animals in Minecraft to equivalanet crimes in new game...
wurmbane: slap yo'self
itira:
waaaaow 
Catcard: LOL
DaFhaye: Adam's about to turn the car around on all of us
SnackPak_: fair
Lobo_Apache: That's what my GF says too
MegaDosX: What the hell
DaFhaye: and I want ice cream
itira: weve been roasted
ArkhamArchivist: Tree Fort?
LessIsMorii: Well you just read us to filth
Brainsample3D: a red line shows up on logs for the different ways to cut them but it's real finiky
hammith: Twitch chat, this is not a democracy, it's a duodictatorship
saucemaster5000: better trash it
matthaus_c: wait what the actual hell is that
Mr_Horrible: has Kevin been making a tree fort?
betweenmyself:
I went to Texas one time for like two years… ONE TIME. 
squ3e: did i already miss the break? trying to time my bio break
wildpeaks: did Ben add this tree house ?
LessIsMorii: @squ3e Not yet, no
plunko625: adams gonna turn this bus around, no disney for us
letfireraindown: No, I think they missed the break time
Seth_Erickson: past the house ben was building I think
cgwonder: past ben's house i think
squ3e: @LessIsMorii cheers thanks
wildpeaks: ohh
letfireraindown: @LoadingReadyRun Is a standard break needed?
wildpeaks: it would be fun to see both of their streams at the same time
saucemaster5000: That's okay Chuck E Cheese is behind us
Break time?
Lobo_Apache: It's fine, even if we get turned around it might lead us in the right direction
Catcard: LMAO
Haroldholmes25:

saucemaster5000: we're sorry
MegaDosX: Guess we didn't think of it
LessIsMorii: Love the deer right beside you
frank_the_great: D:
Bearudite:

matthaus_c: it was pretty rude of us, sorry
offbeatwitch: twitch chat NEVER says anything
ylegm: hehehehe
ArkhamArchivist: Good point streamer, we really dropped the ball
TnT_Fist: ha dno idea
SnackPak_: our bad
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Famously circumspect twitch chat
itira: jeeze chat. smh my head
Mr_Horrible:
Adam if you expect us to be helpful you've got another thing coming 
HorusFive: Chatt, being helpful? Doesnt sound like Chatt
plunko625: we always give the worst advice
spacekitten1014: I tried lol
TnT_Fist: have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in
Mr_Horrible: you can axe the logs lengthwise, Ben
MegaDosX: Oh is Ben making the tree house
HorusFive: Throw spear?
matthaus_c: this is not my beautiful three-legged wife
itira: >.>
Mr_Horrible: I think that's how it works, from what I've seen
let_me_have_shucklez: take out axe and look at them
LessIsMorii: The most dangerous game
TehAmelie: Euro Trip references, wow, that's been a while
LordManiMani: Gonna get Clever Girl'd
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo\
frank_the_great: RIP
Mr_Horrible: Deer said "Thanks, idiot!"
DeM0nFiRe: Rolling around at the speed of deer
matthaus_c: outplayed
wildpeaks: Bambi: 1
MegaDosX: Adam got got by bambi
saucemaster5000: Bambi got the jukes
Tangsm: It does have a very large brain.
The_Color_Twelve:

couchboyj: Well at least you won't be thirsty now
SnackPak_: now I have a spear, ho ho ho
LessIsMorii: The timing of Ben's thanks followed immediately by Adam losing his spear IN the deer XD
Fanklok: Now the der can defend itself good job Adam
Mr_Horrible: "Deer too tanky, please nerf"
ChippTunes: lol
Laserbeaks_Fury: Now I have a spear. Ho. Ho. Ho.
matthaus_c: I didn't think any game would ever make me miss Daymare
LessIsMorii: Looking forward to the deer getting revenge with his spear
Fanklok: When is Daymare 2?
SymphonicLolita: the true horror is the part where you have to build a house log by log realistically
LordManiMani: Hey I remember Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion. Deer have great terror capacity
wildpeaks: we haven't really met the locals yet
DJManaT: did either of them play the first one?
matthaus_c: @Fanklok whenever it gets there, and then it'll be there
Juliamon: no
wildpeaks: no they didn't play the first one
Earthenone: so, how's things?
Juliamon: Bit of a mess
saucemaster5000: making risotto. Chillin.
saucemaster5000: oh right the game
Fanklok: How do you have time to talk in chat if you;re making risotto
Juliamon: also reminder there's new merch today
Juliamon: !lrrmove
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matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 eyes emoji
saucemaster5000: @Fanklok I mean, I stir occasionally and add more broth
MWGNZ: very happy that shipping for the new pin was only $6 and not "the cost of a second pin"
YawnLance: Oh hey apparently new Daymare drops in May
saucemaster5000: Ooh is that the game that'll beat Tears of the Kingdom?
Fanklok: Did everyone eat their pie today?
Seth_Erickson: May seems to be a pretty busy month.
Catcard: @Fanklok no, dieting 😔
Earthenone: i had a banana, but i thought about pi
Fanklok: same
matthaus_c: I would if I knew what Beej put in the pie
Juliamon: I don't have pie, but I do have cinnamon rolls
TheWriterAleph:
you're back? FOR the REST of the stream? 
saucemaster5000: Visage was less scary
frank_the_great: I think it ramps up
matthaus_c: three legged ladies are horrors now?
Pharmacistjudge: I brought pie to work...and i ordered pizza
lochnessseammonster: maybe not scary but those sounds are disturbing
saucemaster5000: only type of shit I know
dankmemeter: Adam's hunting is horrifying
mumblingpipes: its mine o clock
wildpeaks: the emergent gameplay is hilarious in itself
Brainsample3D: it gets creepier in the caves
Fanklok: Very emergent intended game play
BloodnBullets: you havent gone spelunking yet
Seth_Erickson: I mean big head mode likely isn't helping the scary factor
DaFhaye: Wow Ben against 3 legged women now
wildpeaks: (and you haven't explored in the scary parts yet)
LessIsMorii: Sometimes you have to make your own horror... hence Adam
GhostValv: I hear you can find ropers in arena
Nuurgle: Adam's just mad that Ben tricked him into playing Minecraft by calling it a "horror" game
SquareDotCube: I mean, to be fair, if you saw Ben's home stream yesterday you'd know to expect in a survival game with Ben
bytecaster: Are the giant heads the default experience?
Lord_Hosk: what caves? this is people of the FOREST
DrLigmaPhD: A nice lil Weenie Hut Jr
saucemaster5000: exploring seems boring let's do taxes after this
LessIsMorii: Kevin's a good good boy
Lord_Hosk: He is right were Adam told him to put the logs
frank_the_great: Sisyphus over here
silenceaux: Sisyphus eat your heart out
innerbeard: IS HE JUST DOING A sisyphus?
wildpeaks: Kelvin is trying
matthaus_c: no spiral staircase smh my head
TheMerricat: Rope is a lootable you can find in abandoned locations, you can't make it in the game
BloodnBullets: Is that a person or an NPC?
saucemaster5000: Time to do a sick grind
Seth_Erickson: yeah accessibility
Fanklok: You can do sick grinds on that
ActualFactual: Even if you make that ramp, I'm not coming over.
DarknessKingCoH: Is this ramp OSHA compliant?
plunko625: @BloodnBullets Kelvins an NPC
lochnessseammonster:
the perfect team 
matthaus_c: deforestation station
HorusFive: Tell HIM to chase Deer
saucemaster5000: Careful, dude might get shrunk down and make friends with the fairies
LessIsMorii: It's like the brooms in the Wizard's Apprentice (Fantasia)
ActualFactual: I mean... getting there might be rough, for starters.
Mr_Horrible: this is just The Sorcerer's Apprentice
Brainsample3D: Ben you can also place a whole log on a floor board spot and it should auto cut it in half for you
KV1NN4: over-deforestation is the real horror
crono3453: Kelvin keeps it up, you can just call this Sons of the
Mr_Horrible: you're Mickey and Kevin is the brooms
frank_the_great: SET ME FREE
Seth_Erickson: Capitalism's greatest evolution the untiring work force.
HorusFive: He's got a KNIFE
LordManiMani: Some kind of magician
LessIsMorii:
The deer still has your spear 
Mr_Horrible: the drive by axing
itira: lol
BusTed: gj ben
LordManiMani: Did they find water or did they get distracted
plunko625: oh god the face
Mr_Horrible: LMAO
SymphonicLolita:

Twilight_Spark: We made it Redit.
LordManiMani:

matthaus_c:
subocean! 
Seth_Erickson:

GhostValv: deleted
bytecaster: But Watch+Play is tomorrow
DeM0nFiRe: Watch and Play is tomorrow
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Ben has started a difficult journey
Earthenone: 90 minutes to subocean, not bad
wildpeaks: noo we're missing the subocean
niccus: hope you had a local recording
matthaus_c: jump attacked!
tyrsredritehand:

Easilycrazyhat: Amazing
Mr_Horrible: Dude you got Roman Reigns'd
ChippTunes: They cannibalize your *existence*
BusTed:

Seth_Erickson: You got spring boarded
Tangsm: So... are there autosaves?
plunko625: you can respawn right at the tents
Mr_Horrible: You got superman punched
matthaus_c:
and into a featureless sky 
Brainsample3D: sorry ben, you have to restart
frank_the_great:

LessIsMorii: Sure would be nice if that deer returned the spear
0x6772: Ah, the cannibal camp.
innerbeard:

ActualFactual: This streamer wishes he was in the sub ocean
wildpeaks: special respawn
neisan2112: Ohhh
Tangsm: Oh hey, rope!
LessIsMorii: Are you crucified???
tidehollowcat: My body fell through a sub ocean and into a featureless sky I can't stop the camera's rotation wait what if it won't let me die?
SquareDotCube: Aren't early access games great
Mr_Horrible: these guys suck at restraints
0x6772: "Don't forget your pack."
plunko625: they got some tunes
HorusFive: "Hello fellow Cannibals"
neisan2112: Where did this music come from?
HorusFive: Take their radio
korvys: walked past some rope
Easilycrazyhat: They have a "Gut & Bones Gutter". I don't think they're good.
Mr_Horrible: Kevin found you apparently
LessIsMorii: One shot!
Boon_33: one punch man them back!
Pteraspidomorphi: Should have worn leaf armor
ArkhamArchivist: But what if instead, stealing all their shit
Mr_Horrible: that's your stuff
SquareDotCube: something something early access
HorusFive: Legally distinct Metallica?
Easilycrazyhat: Adam, not now XD
FacelessManAboutTown:
What's scary is how often y'all getting murked 
ratstronomer: Big head mode for big scares
brainbosh: To get the scary part you need to find a cave
matthaus_c: I don't believe this game would be much scarier without big head
ArkhamArchivist: Big Head Mode is the scariest thing here, a callback to the 90's
Easilycrazyhat: That's you Ben XD
LessIsMorii: Imagine Adam leading alllll the enemies back to Ben's camp
DaFhaye: Maybe not scary but very entertaining.
Brainsample3D: not sure on controller but if you middle mouse with the GPS out it will change zoom
matthaus_c: wait a circuit bord?
matthaus_c: board even
saucemaster5000: parnets
matthaus_c: sauce I stg
plunko625: thats where the cannibal camp is I think
Tweet_Tweet_Its_Wren: I just got here. What’s happening?
saucemaster5000:

wildpeaks: only one way to find out
HorusFive: What, never!?
lochnessseammonster: parnets
Mr_Horrible: "Group Chat name has been changed to 'bord'."
Seth_Erickson: what did we get from the backpack.
plunko625: STAN LEE???
Easilycrazyhat: Eat them back to show them who's boss.
neisan2112: Einstien?
TheMerricat: Stan Lee!
frank_the_great: When one preson in Twitch chat makes a typo, we all do
Mr_Horrible: pouchies for my vouchies
LessIsMorii:
@Tweet_Tweet_Its_Wren Adam turned on big head mode, killed a bunch of animals and... you know what, I can't sum up this stream 
TheWriterAleph: "what up, all you zippered skin pouches"
Lord_Hosk: Everyone in twitch chat is a skin pouchy
brainbosh: buuuuurn theeemmmm
Easilycrazyhat: Kelvin is precious
Earthenone: uhh ohh. pouchies
DaFhaye: bless
keyforgealchemist: Stan Lee and Rob Liefeld skin pouches
yuan42: its RGB?
frank_the_great: Gaming
plunko625: RGB backpack
neisan2112: RGB BABAYYY
Mr_Horrible: Gamer backpack
Easilycrazyhat: It's a gamer pack
Earthenone: RGB gamers
HorusFive: Perfect use of gameplay
wildpeaks: light color is fun to play with in caves
bytecaster: Does even survival equipment now have RGB?
patrick_stonecrusher: Gamer backpack
plunko625: take some pills too adam, they heal you
Dalouer: adam noooo
Twilight_Spark: D:
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Bambi no!
LessIsMorii: Aww nooooooooo
saucemaster5000: now get thumper!
wildpeaks: bambi'd
yuan42: D:
HorusFive: Finally, Adam conquers
bytecaster: I feel like the big heads were an evolutionary mistake for the deer. Makes them to easy to spot
Mr_Horrible: she at least seems to not attack you
matthaus_c: murder Kelvin instead
LessIsMorii: But Ben, your turtles
MegaDosX: Well.
Twilight_Spark: Have you even looked for vegetables?
Twilight_Spark:

Nuurgle: she's the HOA rep but can't muster up the courage to tell you that your dwelling doesn't meet the neighborhood code
SymphonicLolita: cannibalism
TheMerricat: Three-legged lady is another companion like Kevin but she only helps you if you havent attacked her so I don't know if you can recover from Adam attacking her at the start
Dalouer: can we be cannibals?
silenceaux: Pacifist run of this horror game, totally reasonable
Easilycrazyhat: I mean, you could eat the cannibals >.>
Mr_Horrible: I'm curious if you can manage subsistence farming in this
GhostValv: D:
brainbosh: The doors are weird in this game
itira: LOL holy shit hahaha
laikagoat: D:
frank_the_great:

MegaDosX: There's a STFU button?
bytecaster: I have, Twitch Chat doesn't have one weirdly enough
lochnessseammonster:

saucemaster5000: I did look for it, but I can't find it! Damn it !
laikagoat: are we mom or dad?
Twilight_Spark: I am hurt! Wounded!
Boon_33: GRENADE
plunko625: WHO GAVE ADAM A GRENADE
HorusFive: Oh the DOORS are the weird part
SymphonicLolita: twitch user twilight_spark found dead in miami
brainbosh: Cook the bodies eat the flesh
MegaDosX: No way that backfires on you
Tangsm: Time to go back to fishing.
Darleysam: Brick, where did you get a grenade?
Brainsample3D: Adam doesn't believe in vegetables
Earthenone: maybe we should use the grenade to help ben build his house
LessIsMorii: Let me see what you have A *grenade*! No!
matthaus_c: we found Amelia Earhart
bytecaster: Personally?
MegaDosX: Good question, next question
Jennie_Fuchsia: I can’t believe funkopop made an open world survivor horror game and we didn’t hear about it on checkpoint /s
wildpeaks: in the case on top, I think ?
Nuurgle: looks like a Tarkov inventory
HorusFive: Why do you have Printer Ink? This game is wild with the inventory
SymphonicLolita: ooh, our $0 appreciated
saucemaster5000: It's not a circuit board it's some type of bird
Fanklok: A stack of 20s worth $1
Relentless_Bread: Box up top
Brainsample3D: grenade is in the black box in inventory
SquareDotCube: awesome, let's go to McD's and get something off the dollar menu
0x6772: That arm's starting to look pretty ripe.
Haroldholmes25: oh no
MegaDosX:
Is Adam going to just waste this grenade? 
Seth_Erickson: can't wait for the deer to just out run the radius of the grenade
ylegm: time to go fishing
bytecaster: What if the deer just steals it again, like the spear?
LordZarano: Time to go hunting!
matthaus_c: I mean, the floor is throwing it at your feet
DJManaT: oh he's gonna kill SOMETHING alright
Darleysam: pulls pin, throws pin, drops grenade
LessIsMorii: If it bounces off the deer's ass back to you...
wildpeaks: oh we're gonna blow ourselves up with this thing, aren't we
plunko625: uh oh
Nydestroyer: how could this possibly go wrong
Laserbeaks_Fury: You fellows hungry, I have a pineapple or you
Brainsample3D: who wins in a fight Grenade or Bambi
Seth_Erickson:
a golf cart 
saucemaster5000: Eat the glowing dot and you can eat the ghosts
LessIsMorii: Golf cart!@
MegaDosX: A golf cart?!?
bytecaster: Who plays golf in the jungle?
Seth_Erickson: think we can fix it up 👀
Haroldholmes25:
spooky cave 
brainbosh: Yes cave yes
SymphonicLolita:

Laserbeaks_Fury: Finally some NOPE
plunko625: breach and clear the cave with the grenade
Nuurgle: Adam gets ONE grenade and he's ready to dive into a spooky cave
LessIsMorii: Did the cannibal just uwu?
bungalow_:
These enemy sounds 
bytecaster: The correct dose is: All of them
MegaDosX: Pretty sure just chugging a bottle of pills like that would go poorly for you
plunko625: chop it down with him in it
HorusFive: The classic video game medicine of just shove a bunch of pills in your gob
ChippTunes: The doctor told me to take nine and fight to death in the woods
patrick_stonecrusher: The sound of chewing pils
matthaus_c: chugging a bottle of pills is the same, or better, as eating actual food!
BloodnBullets: got a light source for the cave?
SymphonicLolita: mah berries
SquareDotCube: 0 coins.
Seth_Erickson:
two golf carts 
plunko625: I sMeLl PeNnIeS
Pheonix888: Geez, why it the skin pouch so well made?
LessIsMorii: Torches for the cave?
bytecaster: @Pheonix888 craftsmanship
Mr_Horrible: C A V E
plunko625: clear it with the grenade
NoxStryx: Tis my favorite boys!
Seth_Erickson: Scary cave Ben it calls to you.
Pheonix888: @Pheonix888 They take care in all their bespoke pouches I am sure.
saucemaster5000: any skin pouches in chat?
Earthenone: if you grenade bens house he wont have a reason to not join you in the cave right/
bytecaster: @Earthenone Sound logic
BloodnBullets: your going underground, its going to be dark anyway
Haroldholmes25:
that look 
LordZarano: @Pheonix888 Just because you're a cannibal doesn't mean you can't take pride in your work
Seth_Erickson: Ben I don't know how to tell you this but it's going to be dark in the cave.
bytecaster: @Pheonix888 Maybe those cannibals have an etsy shop
Bearudite: if this house isn't baller adam is gonna lose it
plunko625: @saucemaster5000 chat is nothing but skin pouches
LessIsMorii: Hot to trot
bytecaster: Maybe she is carrying some coconuts
Seth_Erickson: apparently she'd help you like Adam's dude but only if she hasn't been attacked.
Fanklok: I belive the term is centaur
matthaus_c: maybe she has a skin pouch
TheMerricat: @loadingreadyrun if you play your weapons eventually she'll get used to you and start bringing you gifts that is if you have an attacked her I don't know what you have to do to get back on a good side if you have
0x6772: She's the only friendly NPC besides Kelvin in the game, but hey, whatever.
BloodnBullets: I cant help but think scrotum when adam says skin pouch
Juliamon: "put away" rather than "play"
matthaus_c: you are likely to be eaten by a grue
Juliamon: (I know Merricat gets autocowrecked a lot)
HorusFive: @matthaus_c Classic
Brainsample3D: will your heads fit in that door?
TheMerricat: @juliamon thank you, phone is making some interest choices tonight
wildpeaks: might be a bug
frank_the_great: You know what you have to do
IzumiDei: snuggle party!
Fanklok: Who gets to be little spoon?
Nydestroyer: can you even spoon with such massive heads
matthaus_c: I definitely didn't build the house this small on purpose uwu
brainbosh: Just walk through the door, I don't think they have an opening animation yet.
wildpeaks: victory ?
plunko625: its for warmth, and also cuddles
saucemaster5000: who gets the house in the prenup?
goombalax: has anyone noticed that their heads are big
DJManaT: holding an open flame while surrounded by logs sounds like a fantastic idea that couldn't possibly backfire
wildpeaks: woohoo
bytecaster: We have achieved "door"
HorusFive: @goombalax Don't know what you're talking about
land_manatee: Is that Einstein?
plunko625: @land_manatee I was thinking Stan Lee
Fanklok: How did that door get hinges?
keyforgealchemist: Hand grenade... For protection
korvys: Adam and his rave inventory
fuzzy_step: What kind of lighter doesn't make light?
Ferisar: damn sick house
Ferisar: no room for bed
ARiposte: Adam is roomates with Stan Lee?!?!
korvys: It's a plasma lighter, I think
LessIsMorii: Omg, they were roommates
Seth_Erickson: Ben sleeping was your idea you got to go to sleep
theamc2000: So how is forest, son?
plunko625: he worked all night damnit
fuzzy_step: I'm just so used to zippos being handed out left and right in these games.
itira: Adam: mean manager
matthaus_c: the whole place will be strip mined by the time you get back
TheMerricat: Bed is 16 sticks and one duct tape
brainbosh: worries me with the log right next to the fire lol
Darleysam: got time to lean, got time to build a house
Juliamon: take that, capitalism!
matthaus_c:
that said rotten arm 
ylegm: greenback roasted meat
LessIsMorii: *rotten* human arm
Seth_Erickson: smells like the downfall of capitalism
brainbosh: Eat their FLESH
itira: mmm sizzle flesh
saucemaster5000: cook out the rotten
HorusFive: That must smell terrible
plunko625: mmm, smells like bacon
matthaus_c: LMAO
itira: hahahaha
TheWriterAleph: KEVIN NO
thedragonlady: Classic Kelvin
Mr_Horrible:

Haroldholmes25:

wildpeaks: 10/10
frank_the_great: This reminds me of Rimworld
GhostofJeffGoldblum: he stole the food!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: get him!
LessIsMorii: No Kevin you have so much to live for!
SmoreThanAFeelin:

itira: oh yucky
FacelessManAboutTown: Definitely a scary game
matthaus_c: you turned a rotten arm into a cooked arm
bytecaster: Did we have to do that?
Mr_Horrible: mmm, delicious prion diseases
lochnessseammonster:

LessIsMorii:
It's finger food 
wildpeaks: good ol' cannibalism
plunko625: finger lickin' good
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Mr_Horrible just don't eat the brain it's fine
dankmemeter: Wendigo time!
itira: Adam Critter Killer Savidan
bytecaster: Squirrel has hexproof
Mr_Horrible: no degloving animation 0/10
Ferisar: mmm pondy
saucemaster5000: down one rescue ranger
SymphonicLolita: sipp
NoxStryx: *adam voice* wen dei go
LessIsMorii: Oh that would smell... interesting
theamc2000: Adam wants ribs
GhostofJeffGoldblum: that really is just Stan Lee wow
itira: look at this stuff, isnt it neat?
0x6772: As I recall, the oyster eating animation is surprisingly detailed.
LessIsMorii: Cave cave cave
wildpeaks: tbh I'm impressed how many animations they added
plunko625: but does that cook the meat lol
catfoo123: Heyyy
land_manatee: So, is this big head mode? Or is this just how it is?
Dalouer: cooking it while killing it.. efficient
bytecaster: We turned tiny head mode off, in fact
Juliamon: (it is big head mode)
Robot_Bones: Why does something seem odd about the size of their heads?
itira: dumb babies
DJManaT: @land_manatee it's big head mode, and also I love your username fellow sirenian appreciator
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Robot_Bones those are perfectly normal heads, what do you mean
wildpeaks: I suspect big head is what's causing the corpses physics to act weird
IzumiDei: literally doing the SQUIRREL thing
Seth_Erickson: this is the wrong dot I think
wurmbane: grenade time!
matthaus_c: hunter gather deez skin pouches
bytecaster: @wildpeaks Wait, is something wrong about the physics too?
Pheonix888: There could be spiders yay
HorusFive: Clip it for later
Brainsample3D: Ben's ADHD or just RPing the old man
GhostofJeffGoldblum: is anyone else vaguely uncomfortable with black/indigenous "cannibals" being the enemy in the year of our lord 2023
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I thought we were past that
Ferisar: @Brainsample3D what do you mean RPing
Ferisar: he's 30
Earthenone: adam already ate a dude, we are already canibals too
prowll2000: I'm thinking it's mud/bodypaint for camo.
wildpeaks: I hope it's a big cave and not one of the tiny ones
ghyllnox: The actual cannibals look like different people than the ones we've been calling "gollum", and we attacked those ones first, they're unarmed, seems like we're the aggressors
DeM0nFiRe: It's funny how every game has "squeeze through tight space" as a loading screen now
LessIsMorii:
It's a hole made just for you 
itira: drippy
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @DeM0nFiRe it is a clever trick
bytecaster: And suddenly we hear: "I'm Malenia, blade of Miquella"
brainbosh: oh heres where people actually get scared
plunko625: shouldnt adam be leading cause he has the light?
DeM0nFiRe: I think it was a clevery trick the first time somebody did it, it feels very video gamey now that every game does it exactly the same IMO
2 raiders from McGurganatorZX have joined!
Mr_Horrible:
apropo of nothing, have you 2 seen "The Descent"? 
Brainsample3D: @GhostofJeffGoldblum to be fair they are covered in mud like the first game i think they are generic peach colored underneath
matthaus_c: of course
cloud9jets: Definitely my favorite game now i cant get enough of it
Orxolon: we found the smugglers' caché
NoxStryx: The actual cannibals look like shia lebeuf
noSmokeFire: I like how adam reaches inside his mouth to pull out a torch
Robot_Bones: I mean sure but are there any more arms?
SK__Ren: Dry ramen, hell yeah
Seth_Erickson: The Obelisk finally 👀
Haroldholmes25: oh no it's dead space
SmoreThanAFeelin: obelisk?
patrick_stonecrusher: OBELISK
bytecaster: We need a key? It is a horror game!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Obelisk. Obelisk. OBELISK. OBELISK.
matthaus_c: @Brainsample3D I don't think that excuses their whole aesthetic. it's still super uncomfortable
Nydestroyer: roomba
Mr_Horrible: that's a roomba
bytecaster: Or a Roomba
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Twilight_Spark: Kinda
Robot_Bones: oh look that's plenty of arms, not going hungry soon
Seth_Erickson: it's a roomba right
wildpeaks: poor little roomba
frank_the_great: It's a rooba!
Boon_33: Roomba
SK__Ren: Its roomba adam
BreathlessIsTheHunt: Roombaaaa
LessIsMorii: Uh, the hanging bodies are a nice touch
matthaus_c: a landmine strapped to a roomba
Duwani1: roomba
plunko625: doomba
ghyllnox: Roomba!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: it's a roomba!~
GhostofJeffGoldblum: adorable
IzumiDei: ROOMba!!! XD
ylegm: roomba!
bytecaster: Gotta keep your bunker tidy!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: kill it and harvest the meat Adam
wurmbane: is it a landmine, proceeds to step on it
Mr_Horrible: ganbatte, roomba
DarknessKingCoH: It's not doing a very good job is it
Tangsm: Combination Roomba and landmine. New feature.
korvys: Is Adam playing footsie with a roomba?
brainbosh: Just tape a landmine to a roomba
Natimus_Prime: quick, tape a knife on the roomba! Perimeter defense
frank_the_great: Remember that werewolf game where you walked into a freezer and died?
LessIsMorii: Surprised Adam didn't stab the roomba
matthaus_c: was that a box of captain crunch
Mr_Horrible: the crossed bow, the hashed brown
prowll2000: Did that cereal have Crash Bandicoot on it?
Seth_Erickson:
and took the crossbow :
:
Mr_Horrible:
you turned on the sprinklers, Ben 
GhostofJeffGoldblum: okay fire suppression system still worsk
GhostofJeffGoldblum: taht's god
Seth_Erickson:

brainbosh: Hah, sprinklers still work
Robot_Bones: Lotta arms
wildpeaks: mystery meat
LessIsMorii: Do the hanging bodies have loot?
Orxolon: follow the money
Brainsample3D: Adam at the rave whenever he goes in his backpack
saucemaster5000: Write a bad cave review on Yelp
DEATHlikescats: Maybe i
Commander_Taz: maybe the crossbow is behind the keycard door
IzumiDei: what do you mean doodoo you founda roomba! and thats pretty cool
Orxolon: can i kindly ask for the beeping to be turned off?
betweenmyself:
Key card made with three rocks and a stick 
Mr_Horrible: Ben would've been... Alone In The Dark
DEATHlikescats: Maybe keycard on golf cart?
Boon_33: only one secret cave fridge? this cave is a gypt!
bytecaster: Maybe the roomba knows where the key card is?
Orxolon: thx
matthaus_c: now throw the grenade just for fun
Mr_Horrible: if this game is like the first, nothing is random
bytecaster: If you think about it, isn't a grenade a universal key card?
Mr_Horrible: in terms of where stuff is situated on the map
wildpeaks: it's not random, the map is designed
saucemaster5000: which cave has the rave from Matrix 2
HorusFive: I wonder how many trees Kevin has cut down by now
matthaus_c: Kevin has built an empire of his own
LordZarano: Kelvin
Mr_Horrible: little forests made of ticky-tacky and the all look just the same
Orxolon: "when you got,1 shot,1 oportunity,mom's spaghetti"
LessIsMorii:
Kelvin is still... lumbering around 
ylegm: booo
Orxolon: wait,are they or are we the sons of the forest?
HorusFive: Digging- the one thing you could do without a tool
itira: LOL
matthaus_c: cool harpy?
TheWriterAleph: iA! iA!
FacelessManAboutTown: I refuse to believe this game was marketed as horror
EdibleDragon: Kelvin’s busy logging the supplies
HorusFive:

Orxolon: that one got me hard
thegitrogsquirrel: i stepped away, how was the cave
LessIsMorii: Oh my god, I kinda wish he still had the grenade out
0x6772: Yeeha indeed.
wildpeaks: it was only a loot cave
bytecaster: @thegitrogsquirrel It contained a yet further man made cave
plunko625: like a spider monkey hopped up on mountain dew
MWGNZ: @thegitrogsquirrel refridgerated
plunko625: these games should be on watch+play
Nydestroyer:
anyone else get the email from wizards saying there was going to be a single special "The one ring" in colectors boosters? 
Going_Medium: what does it have in its skin pocketzes?
LessIsMorii: @thegitrogsquirrel Cave was useless without a key card, but Ben set off the fire sprinklers at least
ylegm: Adam has to save the grenade for fishing
matthaus_c: @plunko625 tbf this is still way too competent for the w+p
FacelessManAboutTown: @Nydestroyer Yes, ring discourse is all over twitter
LessIsMorii: @plunko625 Imagine Alex's reaction first time seeing the spinning dead deer
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plunko625: He would lose it, and thats what I live for
wildpeaks: the giant hole in the forest, Kelvin on his way to deforest the entire island
Robot_Bones: Kevin is working on turning the universe into logs
LessIsMorii: m for mute?
neisan2112: There's GOTTA be a way to mute it on controler
bytecaster: Right, lets make a time bomb before we make a shovel
SquareDotCube: A TIME BOMB?
saucemaster5000: Target
TheMerricat:
Adam doesn't read chat or listen to Ben 
brainbosh: Cannibals have the rope yeah
Sethalidos: no he is actively trolling Twitch chat
Tangsm: They seem to have no problem tying you up with it.
Makrosian_Tae:

wildpeaks: a time bomb sounds like something Davros would make
neisan2112: Remember he's on controler, he can't just hit M
goombalax: its foking roooooowww
plunko625: I mean, adam does have like 3 Lbs of SERIOUS PUTTY
GhostofJeffGoldblum: cooked meat stays good forever, just like real life.
DeM0nFiRe: Adam standing next to the fire with the grenade out made me think "That's not what cooking a grenade means"
SquareDotCube: I feel like this game's crafting system is extremely unfocused. Which is not good for any survival game
matthaus_c: oh my god JC a bomb
nitestar428: Believe there's rope on the beach you started at
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @matthaus_c a bomb?!
LessIsMorii: Yeah, smell it
TheMerricat: @matthaus_c the memory bomb you just hit me with....
wurmbane: cant make rope or a shovel, but time bombs, sure thats allowed
Orxolon: usually you stick it with a knife and watch how many blood comes out
MolaMolaphant: The fact that the plasma lighter has the sub-audible buzzing is just cruel. That sound is so bad...
HorusFive: Please sir, so hungy
Orxolon: in this case i would base on the color
GhostofJeffGoldblum: long suffering Kevin
itira: common Kevin! More WOOD!
LessIsMorii: log suffering Kelvin
bytecaster: Is Kevin allowed in the house, when it's finished?
SK__Ren: Thas alotta pills
JohnPraw: Is there anything better than a good ol' fashioned big head mode.
Seth_Erickson: Kevin should unionize
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Kevin can come in the house but not get on the furniture.
Dalouer: time for grenada?
ylegm: work first Kelvin
Darleysam: ohhhhh, sorry kevin, only two beds in here
plunko625: @JohnPraw No, he sleeps outside
itira:

tenthtechpriest: #FreeKevin
HorusFive: Deforestation
saucemaster5000: Kevin will unionise
GhostofJeffGoldblum: #JusticeForKevin
ylegm: then Banana
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goombalax: free him from his mortal coil
Brainsample3D: Kevin had a rough day
LessIsMorii: #BathroomBreaksForKelvin
saucemaster5000: Who wants to tell Adam?
Seth_Erickson: the backpack you mean
TheMerricat: That was your inventory they took it from you
IzumiDei: Kevin needs to unionize
Makrosian_Tae: Uhhhh
Nydestroyer: the package was your crafting backpack
SK__Ren: That package was your inventory I think
plunko625: oh god, the teeth on the cereal box
Haroldholmes25: raw hide!
bytecaster: Maybe Kevin is overworked and is getting stuck on things because he is too tired to care!
0x6772: You're looking at that package.
Robot_Bones: Kevin is fine, he just needs a little seasoning
HorusFive: If only we had Tarp
saucemaster5000: (opens pack) where was that pack I found>
BloodnBullets: casual bricks of C4
GhostofJeffGoldblum: the inventory is a neat idea but the execution is whoof
plunko625: gotta end the stream with a frag out
LessIsMorii: The visual clutter makes me ADHD brain go D:
ylegm: those fly amanitas will fill you up for the rest of your life
Lord_Hosk: Go left
GhostofJeffGoldblum:
@ylegm

Fanklok: !left
LessIsMorii: Craft a granola bar and you're good Ben
ylegm:
@GhostofJeffGoldblum 
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Nuurgle: craft yourself a Snickers
saucemaster5000: when tired press "wake the frack up"
bytecaster: "You are Stan Lee when you are hungry"
LessIsMorii: And a coffin
plunko625: theres a coffin, its empty
LessIsMorii: Weird to see a not-huge head on that skeleton
Seth_Erickson: time bomb time bomb time bomb
plunko625: theres a name written on it
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Adam "The Unabomber" Savidan
DJManaT: can they break open the coffins with the axe?
bytecaster: Burn it
HorusFive: See, this is why you go grave robbing
betweenmyself: So does this game have item degradation with crafted items?
Robot_Bones: burn it
saucemaster5000: money can be exchanged for goods and services
Seth_Erickson: that guy was loaded
LordZarano: Casual graverobbing
Orxolon: Money is used to be exchanged for goods and services
baskwalla: Where do you keep YOUR money?
ylegm: BURY ME
Tangsm: He demanded to be buried with his money.
itira: lol the sound when you picked all the money up
holidayMD: Bury me with my money!
SquareDotCube: Grave robbing I see
Boon_33: bury me with waht I love, fatt stacks of money
notthepenguins: So he can pay the ferry man duh
paronomasiac042: bury me with what i love: my wife and children
GhostofJeffGoldblum: bury me with my golden arm
lochnessseammonster:

bytecaster: @notthepenguins I bet Charon would also appreciate a grenade.
DeM0nFiRe: What is a stick but a small log?
IzumiDei: He's Trying his hardest!
plunko625: what are sticks, if not tiny logs?
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: logs are just fat sticks
Orxolon: Kevin's face hahahahaha
WowoT: you can make flags that will show up on your map btw
LessIsMorii: He just gets confused... Kelvin's stumped
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Kevin is on a soft strike.
itira: He can carry more that way duh
HorusFive: Boy just doesn't listen
Seth_Erickson: Adam being the manager not knowing how the actual job gets done smh
raulghoulia: that kubrick stare
saucemaster5000: I wish it beeped louder
bytecaster: This game needs a "Streamer Mode" that just turns off that noise
Orxolon: well,you tried
LessIsMorii: Appreciate you trying, As=dam
thraximore: what's beeping in his inventory
wildpeaks: up-right corner
LessIsMorii: *Adam
Haroldholmes25: gps
baskwalla: I don't remember a time before the beep
SK__Ren: A repair tool, which is just a rock hammer
plunko625: When did adam get a tux?
TheMerricat: "The blueprints on how to construct a bed in Sons of the Forest can be found in players’ survival guides. Simply press ‘X’ to open the guide and move over to the furniture tab. Here, players will see that they will need 16 sticks and one duct tape to craft a bed"
Sethalidos: you need to place the blueprint with the book Ben
LordZarano: Beep is Ben's fault for choosing this spot to build the house
LessIsMorii: It's not the beep so much as the little chirping noise right after it (for me(
GhostofJeffGoldblum: yup, that's how a bow works.
Seth_Erickson: did we want a timebomb can we make it now 👀
wildpeaks: 10/10 bow
bytecaster: Glove
Makrosian_Tae: Ok so I've missed a lot. Is there anything is the way of a story?
thraximore:
the dramatic music every time you make something 
plunko625: how can it hide? I'm looking right at it
thraximore: boy this system honks
matthaus_c: have you checked your butthole? skibap badap
bytecaster: Can we make a grenade arrow?
Haroldholmes25:
why does adam randomly have a blazer 
noSmokeFire: the box with a single grenade really got me
FacelessManAboutTown: You load sixteen sticks, and what do you get. Another day older and GODDAMN IT KEVIN
Tangsm: Kelvin is probably running around with every stick available within a mile radius.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: load sixteen sticks, what do you get. another day older and waist deep in the corpses of men Adam keeps bringing back.
Nydestroyer: looks like feathers
itira:
go Kevin!
wildpeaks: yes there is story/a goal
Sethalidos: if you press X it will switch to other blueprints
rosesmcgee: Is Ben's character model Albert Einstein and/or Stan Lee?
BloodnBullets: feathers maybe?
brainbosh: Feathers for the fletching
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @FacelessManAboutTown #drift
patrick_stonecrusher: @makrosian_tae wrist tatoo that says "hunt demons" in cursive
IzumiDei: excuse me kevin is a person.. not a dog so he KNOWS he's a good boy
wildpeaks: niice
HorusFive:

betweenmyself: Adam got a box of breakfast cereal. Why all the hunting?
DaFhaye: That's a table
lochnessseammonster:

frank_the_great: This bed is too hard
Orxolon: horror game part
Makrosian_Tae: @patrick_stonecrusher many thanks
Darleysam: and there's a rave, apparently?
itira: uh ohhhh
Orxolon: Naruto gave it to him
notthepenguins: Makes a bed and gets thirsty
LessIsMorii: Ramen from the cave bunker Adam
itira:

saucemaster5000: You're allowed to throw one spear at that Sasuke fella
thraximore: Rush B
HorusFive: gotta do laps until you're sleepy
Orxolon: exercise
bytecaster: Do some pushups?
Seth_Erickson: Adam picked up cereal didn't he?
TheMerricat: This is definitely the scariest game they've played.
plunko625: yeah, hes got Toothy-O's
Amentur: Talk about some wrestling?
DaxStrife: "What are we gonna do in the dark?" [Ben starts playing porn music]
saucemaster5000: @TheMerricat I just keep screaming
omdorastrix: Light the campfire for light?
Lord_Hosk: Bengineering... MADE RAMEN IN A CAVE!
Tangsm: This seems like the time to make shadow puppets.
bytecaster: Ben, we all have a skull
Makrosian_Tae: @lord_hosk from SCRAPS
LessIsMorii: We all have a skull
wildpeaks: I think the first game may have been a better fit, it's faster to reach the spooky parts
GhostValv: D:
Orxolon: is it morning?
saucemaster5000: Holy shit stan lee is pissed
HorusFive: Kevin's blood and tears maybe
tenthtechpriest: yours or kevin's?
DJManaT: you mean with KEVIN'S blood sweat and tears
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IzumiDei: that you made off of Kevins hard work you mean
HorusFive: #unionizeKevin
LessIsMorii: Wonder where best-boy Kelvin is
FacelessManAboutTown: "Adam Jimmy John Savidan, you get back in this house immediately" -Ben Ulmer, probably
Seth_Erickson: Ben's blood sweat and tears and Kevin's unquenchable thirst for manual labor.
Orxolon: friendly reminder that Stan Lee cosplyed as Ocelot once
wildpeaks: fancy
Robot_Bones: Jimthanual
Fanklok: Brinson
Driosenth: Edwin
LessIsMorii: Percival
saucemaster5000: It's Fartacus. Adam Fartacus Savidan
noSmokeFire: Adam Impossible Savidan
theamc2000: Ted
Nydestroyer: Adam Adam
paronomasiac042: leslie?
plunko625: Slab Meatflank
Makrosian_Tae: Jrimson
MegaDosX: Adam Impossible Savidan?
Tangsm: Rumplestiltskin.
Dalrint: Is it Walter?
Seth_Erickson: starts with a J right
baskwalla: Turner, obvs
JohnPraw: Danger
YawnLance: Adam Adam Savidan
code1300: Adam don’t forget to drink
unicornly: It's Brinson
TehAmelie: Adam Herakles Savidan
Boon_33: Buttress buttress jusikad
TheMerricat: Adams middle name is Adam
Seth_Erickson: I know he's told us I just don't remember what it is.
TabbyLavalamp: Adam DaMan Savidan.
patrick_stonecrusher: Rumplestiltskin
wildpeaks: Adam "Impossible" Savidan
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IzumiDei: Adam Adam
betweenmyself:
Like how all the boxes are content specific… “Yup, this here’s my raw meat box!” 
LessIsMorii: Trick question-- you don't have one?
itira: duh chat duh
matthaus_c: we're killing him, smalls
YeomanAres: Jeremiah like the bullfrog
saucemaster5000: I mean I know it. I just prefer calling you Fartacus
Mischief_Squid: Dwayne?
brainbosh: Ah, THAT means someone has said it!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: it's JimmyJohn, we already know this
lochnessseammonster:
snitch chat in here 
Lord_Hosk: Everyone knows your middle name is "Grenade"
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Ben revealed it ages ago
Makrosian_Tae: Adam's middle name is "spoopy"
theamc2000: Adam Name Savidan
ratstronomer: Adam “Adam Savidan” Savidan
Relentless_Bread: Llyod
quatoria: Dwayne "The Stick" Johnson
DaFhaye: Twitch chat is the worst at following instructions
thraximore:

IzumiDei: leloyd
HorusFive: hehe. Peepee joke
betweenmyself: Adam “What do you MEAN, Adam?” Savidan
Makrosian_Tae:

Fanklok: I'm going to tell my wife that joke tomorrow Adam
plunko625: Adam "Dad Jokes" Savidan
NoxStryx: Adam marie savidan
saucemaster5000: Kiss him!
LessIsMorii: Adam Leroy Savidan
Orxolon: Hancock
IzumiDei: Adam Eugene
couchboyj: It's just middle name, so when your mom is mad at you she calls you Adam MiddleName Savidan
bytecaster: But yesterday was Shrek day on this channel!
LessIsMorii: Wrek the Shrek
plunko625: it doesnt count, he didnt say frag out
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh there's a lot of them
lochnessseammonster: someone once asked my middle name and then said please don't say anne... we were both disappointed
LessIsMorii: Banger alert
wildpeaks: @lochnessseammonster x.x
itira:
the music 
baskwalla: You know how in Turtles 2 Shredder yells that they're all babies? For some reason this game...
saucemaster5000: @lochnessseammonster why did I find that story so sad?
neisan2112: More offbrand Metalica time
Seth_Erickson: there's rope in one of these tarps
TehAmelie: where is the metallica coming from?
TheWriterAleph: legally distinct Master of Puppets
bytecaster: Do the cannibals have a boom box?
Makrosian_Tae:
I...STAND ALONE!!:" 
Applecrisp: 🤘
plunko625: It sounds like the Wish version of the DOOM soundtrack
Darleysam: Wish dot com Doom music
NoxStryx: Pastor of muppets
frank_the_great: The king has found his throne
betweenmyself: Adam found his people chair
itira: hahahahaaa
Darleysam: @plunko625 eyyy
bytecaster: Put you butt on the butt
GhostofJeffGoldblum: It's seat is buttcheeks.
SK__Ren: Butts for the butt throne
LessIsMorii: The seat is someone's seat
thraximore:
Depends 
LessIsMorii: Ass-throne
TehAmelie: ha, imagine this game with the Doom music
plunko625: @Darleysam eyyyyyy
DaxStrife: That's the chair from that "Cyanide & Happiness" video.
CastleOtranto: My butt cushion has always served me well
Darleysam: push 'im down and poke 'im with sticks!
thraximore:

thraximore: there are no ethical problems here at all
Juliamon:

LessIsMorii: Oh my gosh, no beeping!
HorusFive: So, that guy was tied up when they found him, right? Like he was their captive?
Orxolon: shouldn't we burn the bodies in case they are cannibals?to piss them off
bytecaster: The classic combo: A blazer and a piece of skin
TehAmelie: do do do DO DO DO do DO DO doo okay that's enough
saucemaster5000: I pee yay too!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @thraximore absolutely no overtones of colonialism, pay no attention
itira: Bens heading off to school
thraximore:

thraximore: no problems here, no sir
comrade_cards: This game is weird as hell
brainbosh:
Alright, now BURN THEM 
NoxStryx: Are the heads always this big?
HorusFive: Now that you have rope you can get into the treehouse
Sethalidos: you have to find the shovel
plunko625: its in a cave that you need a rebreather for
Lord_Hosk: Oh nooo
paronomasiac042: this game is skin tents
LessIsMorii: Oh dear
GhostofJeffGoldblum: ooooh let's go baby
itira: uh ohhh
wurmbane: shovel is on the tech tree after "time bomb"?
saucemaster5000: Throw it at the house!
DJManaT: I remember in the first game you could sort of dig by just stabbing a normal stick into the ground
LessIsMorii: DOn't tell Ben
TheMerricat: There's only one shovel apparently on this island
Darleysam:
ooh, did I see the 'crafted club' there? 
circusofkirkus: by the c4
itira:

Orxolon: Adam have upgraded the tech in the island
thraximore:
nothing 
Fancy_frenchman: "a" molotov
GhostofJeffGoldblum: do it.
Tangsm: The solution to all problems.
brainbosh: Yes FIRE
LessIsMorii: Cooked meat?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: the fire is spreading
plunko625: "a la Palpatine" Do It
Juliamon: !findquote forest fire
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matthaus_c: Smokey would be so disappointed
LessIsMorii: Adam would kill Smokey for his shovel
plunko625: shoot him with your bow
Orxolon: you kill they mate
Orxolon: unga bunga
Raincoast_Bear: Burn it down. The solution to 99% of scary haunted house challenges.
brainbosh: Kill some birds
saucemaster5000: can you use a rotten arm as an arrow?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: IS mayonnaise an arrow?
bytecaster: Maybe he was attracted by the smell of ramen?
plunko625: ahhh, just like rust
wildpeaks: twofer
SK__Ren: 2fer
TheMerricat: Good thing you cleared out that cannibal camp
Seth_Erickson: I see kevin has left us ample supply of sticks in our drinking water.
Raincoast_Bear: Is everything here big headed? Is this Funko Pop Island?
Orxolon: they learnt Kung fu
bytecaster: You have hands, don't you?
Juliamon: Raincoast_Bear It has a Big Head mode
wurmbane: time bomb solves everything
FacelessManAboutTown: Local hardware store
plunko625: you have to find it in a cave underwater
TheMerricat: The shovel is a multi-task quest you have to get a rebreather so you can swim into an underwater cave
Seth_Erickson: Don't forget your back pack
Juliamon: Literally everything has big heads, even the animals
0x6772: You have to progress through a bunch of plot stuff to find a shovel. You can't just craft one.
IzumiDei: turns out it was kevin... who after being mistreated, joined the cannibals
BusTed:

Relentless_Bread: Through caves u have to get rebreather 1st
brainbosh: Yeah, you need to go cave diving to find all the cool stuff
Lord_Hosk: Go to the hardware store its in aisle 6 next to the hoes and the rakes
Commander_Taz: they... didnt take your knife?
Rhynerd: Cannibals are bad at searching for hidden weapon.
Seth_Erickson: all the very cool stuff like shovels
zeathean: I thought you guys played this one
Nydestroyer: oh no your meat moldy
bytecaster: Put on all three boxes!
plunko625: or axe, or C4
bytecaster: *watches
Tangsm: That is a ridiculous amount of effort to dig a hole when you have turtle shells already.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Adam "Mole Man" Savidan
LessIsMorii: Adam going from grenade, to molotov cocktail, to time bomb... proud
betweenmyself:
Clearly you keep your knives in “nature’s pocket”. 
plunko625: Dry aged baby
bytecaster: No, no, that's still good!
LessIsMorii: Eat it anyway
SymphonicLolita: boooo
MegaDosX: Uhh
neisan2112: Oh my god ugh
brainbosh: I's just cooked not dried lmao
lazermeow: Make sure you dry it next time.
notthepenguins: No
Seth_Erickson: Nah
GhostValv: noipe
Orxolon: no
Nydestroyer: No
plunko625: Yes dad
matthaus_c: yes daddy
IzumiDei: no
neisan2112: Fuck that
brainbosh: no
silenceaux: fuck no
magical_writer: pass
saucemaster5000: With a spoon
thegiftedgrifter: You know i do!
Ferisar: i eat you instead
itira: nope
plundypops: no....
GhostofJeffGoldblum: yeah
Angnor33: Absolutely if you say so Adam.
bytecaster: Do we get banan afterwards?
passwordlost_hereiam: Is that a euphamism?
LessIsMorii: Yes sir
MegaDosX: Absolutely not
lackingsanity: no
wildpeaks: do I have an axe in this scenario ?
frank_the_great: Cowards
Joecool190: if did, maybe
Going_Medium: No I put you in a jar
prowll2000: Put you in a jar for that
Tangsm: I wouldn't even drink out of the stagnant pool.
ArkhamArchivist: I can't I'm still stuck in a jar
Nigouki: depends who this rotten meat is attached to
FacelessManAboutTown: Do you waggle your eyebrows suggestively beforehand?
7gorobei:

GhostofJeffGoldblum: then when I get sick I throw up in your mouth
ghyllnox: No, I don't even eat meat that's not rotten
lochnessseammonster: maybe
DEATHlikescats: Only if I want a bad time
Calaban161: Are we stranded?
Misslinnythebaker: no, good sir
itira: ooohhh myyyy
Charlie_Victor7: Checkmate I'm a vegetarian
CastleOtranto: Why are you forcing Stan Lee to eat rotten meat?
Seth_Erickson:
Time bomb time 
Ferisar: i eat you instead and immediately afterwards say: "in one more earth day"
Robot_Bones: Depends, how many years have we been ice bound in the artic?
lochnessseammonster: how rotten and can i cook it first?
plunko625: 'Yo chat, eat this meat" Adam "the meat" Savidan 2023
bytecaster: "Chainsaw"
LessIsMorii: Sounds like fire
GhostofJeffGoldblum: time bomb TIME BOMB
wildpeaks: witchcraft
plunko625: A CHAINSAW?!?!
Darleysam: now we all know how to make a timebomb
Seth_Erickson: blow shit up I guess
Darleysam: go rob a bank
BloodnBullets: into the house!
Tangsm: It's a house reset.
Pheonix888: Will that open the bunker door?
saucemaster5000: you know you want to
wildpeaks: the temptation
brainbosh: Time to bomb the entire island
DJManaT: adam no
plunko625: Do it
dankmemeter: It's a deterrent
LessIsMorii: @Pheonix888 Ooh, that would be rad
bytecaster: I feel like this is when we say "Do it"
Misslinnythebaker: That scoundrel look in his eyes
Robot_Bones: the void calls
Nydestroyer:
what is this loonie toons bit 
Boon_33: let's nope?
itira: dont look at us like that
MegaDosX: Adam don't do it
Relentless_Bread: Do ittt
Darleysam: yess club
wildpeaks: Butter road remembers
Makrosian_Tae: Ah yes, the threat of mutually assured destruction will deter the cannibals
Ferisar: a selection of my finest sticks
Kramburger: Had to deal with multiple sad infants, how's 2 forest 4 me?
Tangsm: This is BS. That skull should be HUGE.
Darleysam:

wildpeaks: oh we going clubbin now
Lord_Hosk: If you make a repair tool it wont mater if you blow up the house right you can just fix it
plunko625: Baliff, whack his PP
GhostofJeffGoldblum: god I hope it makes the Dark Souls parry noise
couchboyj: Why the Skull on your stick so tiny?
wurmbane: where is kevin?
Darleysam: door's having a time...
Kramburger: Time to fall into a hole!
wildpeaks: there was a big cave next to where you started
bytecaster: Also what is Kevin up to?
itira: LOL
MegaDosX:
In your defense Ben, I do remember the trailer put a heavy emphasis on building a house, so I can understand you spending all that time 
Seth_Erickson: Kevin has the worst employers in the world
wildpeaks:
ouch 
GhostofJeffGoldblum: just kill the poor man already.
IzumiDei: leave kevin alone! this is abuse! #savekevin
Kramburger: Adam.
Fanklok: How did Kevin manage to fall onto a door knob out here?
Darleysam: kevin's revenge!
bytecaster: "at the speed of sound"
SquareDotCube:
Ben, did you miss the "Early Access" part? 
Orxolon: @bytecaster i was gonna say
brainbosh: The first game had a lot of building bases and traps and fighting off hordes of creatures
Lord_Hosk: Kevin went down the wrong hole
betweenmyself:
Just gotta make a saddle so you can claim the horse lady as a mount 
Nydestroyer: going to be so sick of logs you are going to log out
Seth_Erickson: These absolute ingrates treating Kevin so poorly when all he does is tirelessly work and do everything they ask for literally nothing in return. Hurts to see, don't meet your heroes lads.
Haroldholmes25:
loggers! 
FacelessManAboutTown: You're going to see so many logs, you're going to want to log off
wildpeaks: the trailer showcased the crafting because it's different from the first game
FacelessManAboutTown: DAMMIT
IzumiDei: justice for kevin
vouru: Just like the first game there is literally no point in building a base
bytecaster: Must be because of the big heads
Orxolon: we?playing bad?in let's nope!?impossible
Makrosian_Tae: @facelessmanabouttown on prime time TV??
GhostofJeffGoldblum: a Cenobite just saying "we have such logs to show you"
bytecaster: World of Warcraft
korvys: Ark?
MegaDosX: 7 Days to Die
Orxolon: Valhalla?
saucemaster5000: Earthbound
ylegm: don't starve?
IzumiDei: Valheeiimmm
GhostofJeffGoldblum: 3rd best? Minecraft.
brainbosh: Whats the genre?
LessIsMorii: Don't Starve!!
Seth_Erickson: Ark? maybe
SquareDotCube: Subnautica is scarier than this
betweenmyself: Icarus is ok…
Juliamon: Raft?
varmintx0: 7 Days to Die.
tidehollowcat: Valheim probably
TheWriterAleph: Rust?
TheMerricat: I'd throw a argument for 7 days to die too
Kramburger: No man's sky
Relentless_Bread: Valhem
IzumiDei: i love valeim
Nydestroyer: It really depends which one you played with friends and which ones you didnt
Relentless_Bread: Rust
ylegm: I thought you said third best for some reason
korvys: Don't Starve
Fanklok: Farcry 3
Ferisar: he did @ylegm
itira: Valhiem is good
Seth_Erickson: Do you count Terraria in this category I wouldn't put it at third but it would be nice to know.
DudelidouX: Minecraft need mods to really be in this genre
Kramburger: Age of Conan has sliders for your hog
bytecaster: Adam "Easily distracted by deer" Savidan
MegaDosX: Witness Adam jobbing to Bambi
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Adam discovering in real time why humans invented tools.
matthaus_c: he's a hunter-gatherer, ben
itira:

plunko625: Don't Starve, or 7 Days to die
DaxStrife: That is a super-loud river.
SquareDotCube: I'd rather just let this game get more dev time imo and play something else
LessIsMorii: ASMR stream
betweenmyself:
Sounded like a bird person 
plunko625: don't drink down river, drink at the source
Ferisar: more of a stream
Kramburger:

Makrosian_Tae: Headlong and empty handed
TheMerricat: Adam is like the dog from up....
BloodnBullets: OR kill the bird and get its feathers.
bytecaster: We just eaten rotten meat
korvys: Don't Starve (or Don't Starve Together if you want multtplayer)
DEATHlikescats: In which finger is my power stored
Seth_Erickson: that's exactly right Ben
wildpeaks: @SquareDotCube yeah the first game is less empty, this might be a bit too early
itira: peepee poopoo
brainbosh: I mean also all the dead bodies in the water everywhere
saucemaster5000: pee just means there's more to drink downstream
MegaDosX: How do you know the water can't make you sick if you drink the wrong one in this game?
hackingducks: long as the river's moving it's probably okay. stagnant water is bad.
LessIsMorii: LRR doing Don't Starve Together would be wonderful
Dr_fragenstien: *adam has died of dysentery*
Darleysam: well they're not can'tibals
Nydestroyer: I mean you are a cannibal
ylegm: rule applies to cannibals and cops
Tangsm: It's only sporting.
Going_Medium: So should I leave pizza on a stick by my house?
DarknessKingCoH: You really gotta hand it to em
ArkhamArchivist: It's written right in the codeibal
Orxolon: Icarus is a good one
plunko625: not gonna be boarded up for long with that time bomb
betweenmyself: Are you a cannibal? You have to tell me if you’re a cannibal.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Don't Cannibal Open Inside
SquareDotCube: @LessIsMorii They've done a few streams before a few years back.
notthepenguins: Uhhhh
Haroldholmes25: excuse me
itira:

Kramburger: Cannibals put up signs so that you can't sue them for trying to eat you
saucemaster5000: Ben living the dream
bytecaster: Is this where we write "TOS"?
DEATHlikescats: Shippers gonna ship
LessIsMorii: @LessIsMorii Thanks, gonna look that up!
SymphonicLolita: spelunking wit da boys
plunko625: They're perfectly average ben
Makrosian_Tae: @kramburger "We put up signs... What else do you want, man?"
wildpeaks: *gasp*
Ferisar: not sol badguy though
DEATHlikescats: Big pharma?
MegaDosX: Dun dun dunnn
SymphonicLolita: big if true
ylegm: lotta buckets
Seth_Erickson: sure do be a lot of skulls in this cave
bytecaster: Do the bats have big heads too?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: too bad the bats doin't have big heads.
ratstronomer: Is this resident evil
LessIsMorii: The bats didn't have big heads, sigh
plunko625: It's never big pharma, what are you talking about lol
Tangsm: I bet all the cannibalism is caused by capitalism.
DaxStrife: So far the only spooky thing here is capitalism.
DEATHlikescats: None cloth, left tarp
Lord_Hosk: when have medical research companies ever done bad things in video games? MEDICINE HEALS PEOPLE
Haroldholmes25: correct
GhostofJeffGoldblum: yeah
plunko625: stalagmites, you might trip on them
Commander_Taz: yep
FacelessManAboutTown: Mite reach the ceiling
MegaDosX: Sounds right
DEATHlikescats: Yup
Twilight_Spark: Correct.
IzumiDei: they hold on tight
saucemaster5000: sure
Relentless_Bread: Use flares
Fanklok: Stalagmite is on ground, like a mitre
Going_Medium: might trip
Makrosian_Tae: Yup
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "celing has a c, like stalactite" is how I was always taught it
ArkhamArchivist: mites are M shaped
ylegm: mites might poke ya
Amentur: "Mites go up, Tights go down"
Bearudite: vibes
KV1NN4: the ones ont he roof have to hang on 'tight'
betweenmyself: I’m sure this pharmaceutical company is overseen by an overarching business… A sort of Umbrella Corporation if you will.
LordZarano: Tites hang down, like tights
Fanklok: I remember the stalagmitre from Spongebob
Nydestroyer: wtf
Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
MegaDosX: Wow
DEATHlikescats: Oooh there’s limestone in these rocks
Twilight_Spark: lol
GhostValv:

paronomasiac042: always remember, stalagmites *might* hang from the ceiling, but they don't.
BusTed:

Haroldholmes25: uh what
itira: omgggggggg
GhostofJeffGoldblum: okay that was some good spoops
wildpeaks: there we go
neisan2112: Holy shit
ylegm: GOAT THERE
let_me_have_shucklez: Fingies!
LessIsMorii: That was beautiful
Bearudite: handman
Nydestroyer: didnt see the jump scare comign at all
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I'll give the game that one
MegaDosX: That was abrupt
Orxolon: what was that?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: that was good
wurmbane: hahahahaha
Seth_Erickson: well we found the cave dwellers
LessIsMorii: RIP in peace
plunko625: i literally blinked and i missed it lol
laundreydhull: Weh?
DJManaT: I think we found the horror
Lysander_salamander: Hello everyone!
IzumiDei: XD that... that would make a great clip
SmithKurosaki: Sit that got me
DEATHlikescats: You got the one requisite jumpscare
Juliamon: Sooooo we just totally missed the Nope at the start. Cool cool cool.
7gorobei: stalaGmites the G is for ground
Tangsm: So this was the cave they kept the jump scare in.
Orxolon: IF you respawn
notthepenguins: I blinked and missed it too
Lysander_salamander: oh no I missed most of the show
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Lysander_salamander: Is this the multiplayer version?
wildpeaks: the Bone Zone
notthepenguins: Gross
plunko625: Like a bootiful butterfly
Lysander_salamander: This is peculiar.
GhostValv:

Eklinaar:

LessIsMorii: Wanna rewatch Alien now
Tangsm: And then the giant head comes out.
Makrosian_Tae:

itira: gaaaaross
Fanklok: Are flares a light source
plunko625: each the oyster before it goes bad
LessIsMorii: It's called "sushi", Ben
plunko625: *eat
Nydestroyer: You have some skin pouches
wildpeaks: "eurodance energy mix"
MegaDosX: Are we Resident Evil now?
Lysander_salamander: Is this modded or is this from cheat codes?
HorusFive: What is making that shadow- the LEDs are on your pack?
LessIsMorii: Big head mode in Settings
plunko625: @Lysander_salamander just big head mode in the options
Lysander_salamander: nice
Lysander_salamander: I didn't know it was just an option this time
Fanklok: First time for everything I guess
Bearudite: splunky mcgunky
saucemaster5000: I FINALLY Won!
matthaus_c: Adam needs it from time to time
LessIsMorii: It's like Haley's comet
Kramburger: Stopped clocks and all that
MegaDosX: I mean, that happens so frequently that it's good for you to be happy with it
GhostofJeffGoldblum: its entire torso is a mouth
GhostofJeffGoldblum: sludge baby!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I missed you, sludge baby
HorusFive: We that cave movie now
Lysander_salamander: oh, everything that has a head is big head
Seth_Erickson: That enemy got big Gaping Dragon vibes
MegaDosX: @Lysander_salamander Yeah, it's made the wild animals fairly comical as well
LessIsMorii: Time bomb time?
Relentless_Bread: Use flares so you can see
IzumiDei: hmmm i wonder why this cave was boarded off
MegaDosX:
Maybe this is where to use an explosive 
bytecaster: We still have that time bomb!
LessIsMorii: *Ben can make a mean house
LessIsMorii: Adam makes bombs
korvys: We've learned that Kevin can haul wood like a motherfucker
matthaus_c: thanks for the... experience. it was an experience, boys!
plunko625: seems like a one off
SquareDotCube: probably play the first one
wildpeaks: maybe the first game instead of this early access one
betweenmyself:
Roughly as scary as the Blue’s Clues game 
DEATHlikescats: It’s all good. Thanks for checking it out
DaxStrife: Please turn off the water sound
pn55: Could try it on CTS sometime maybe?
lackingsanity: Does big head mode make it more or less scary
MegaDosX: I mean, you're not wrong
LessIsMorii: Aww, if it's a one-off then you deserve to get to enjoy your bomb
brainbosh: More of a multiplayer game than anything really
neisan2112: RE4 comes out next week!
korvys: I'd love to see you play Don't Starve Together
Raincoast_Bear: I liked the building, exploring and survival in The Forest but I found the theme creepy.
plunko625: it would be fun on CTS
YawnLance:
This game time bombed 
Makrosian_Tae: "Something bad happened here..."
SquareDotCube: As I said, Subnautica is scarier than this
matthaus_c: meeester kennedy
korvys: if you want a horror survival game
matthaus_c: Daymare 2 comes out in a couple months
neisan2112: 23rd
Lysander_salamander: it's more one of those late 90s early00s action movies that has professional wrestlers in it as the main characters
MegaDosX:
@YawnLance 
DaxStrife: Yarp
lochnessseammonster:
thanks for the stream 
LathosTiran: youtube update
LessIsMorii: Adam, would love to see you play Subnautica (Ben played a bit once)
korvys: ~lasttweet update
LessIsMorii: Thanks folks!
plunko625: Thanks guys, goodnight!
MegaDosX:
@Lysander_salamander Worth remembering that that technically describes Predator, thanks to Jesse Ventura 
matthaus_c: chitter chitter
laundreydhull: It has an odd resemblance to.... Tarkov? It looks as if you're in a Tarkov somehow(?)
LordZarano: Much like in Minecraft, building a home doesn't actually do anything
korvys: !lrrmove
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lochnessseammonster: is that a step up or down from gremlins?
chianeko:
100
HorusFive: Garbage Day!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: watch *and* play? in this economy?
bytecaster: It has been an experience
MegaDosX: Oh boy
matthaus_c: the W+P Express content has been A+
GhostofJeffGoldblum: the double possessive is awkward to say
MegaDosX: Wingardium leviosa!
saucemaster5000: I love that movie
KV1NN4: Ooooh!
neisan2112: Oh this game looked sweet!
korvys: Super Smash Bros: Fantasia
Raincoast_Bear: Three week until next Kill Team?
GhostValv:

MadWolf1290: that got ...Ben.
Darleysam: that's just Kingdom Hearts
Kramburger: I've read this fanfic
matthaus_c: and what's that?! is that Goofy with a steel chair??
plunko625: you've got a friend in me
LessIsMorii:
Hey Adam, your YouTube channel is great & I'm enjoying your series 
MegaDosX: Not long until SOI Remastered
Lysander_salamander: oh no I forgot about pi day
HorusFive: Those sure are words
lochnessseammonster:
benefits of only playing it once a week 
DarknessKingCoH: Any teasers on Friday's Tribal FNPF?
neisan2112: The man just makes whatever
NotCainNorAbel:
500
Lysander_salamander: at least I haven't forgot about ceaser-stabbing day
matthaus_c:
oh y'all having Prof over? 
korvys: Homarids
MegaDosX: Goat tribal?
hackingducks: alright, who's playing kolbolds
underhill33: centaurs?
lackingsanity: skeletons
MegaDosX: Oh boy
Makrosian_Tae: Homarids, baby!
Mr_Horrible: wow, nobody with Kangee, Aerie Keeper?
laundreydhull: Orcs!?
Fancy_frenchman: ther's that new Griffin lord right?
thegitrogsquirrel: aurochs
plunko625: Alex is obviously playing kobolds
neisan2112: Hell yeah
DeM0nFiRe:

matthaus_c: Mana Crypt for a turn 1 Vanilla 2/2
MadWolf1290: but why?
neisan2112: That sounds amazing
MegaDosX: Kobold Storm
bytecaster: Crow Tribal Storm?
Kramburger: Ben is divorcing his friends
Mr_Horrible: Griffin Stax is my favorite mid-tier fantasy novel character
Phosfur:
Scarecrow is easy mode 
ford_prefect1789: LOVE IT
MegaDosX: This is going to be a whole thing
korvys: Mox, Mox, Mox, Grey Ogre
neisan2112:
Thanks for the stream yall!!! 
NotCainNorAbel: That's a lot of salsa
Fancy_frenchman:
50 just so there's bits
MegaDosX: Awful lot of salsa
matthaus_c: nice
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
matthaus_c:
great stream boys, ty 
MegaDosX: Nice.
Fancy_frenchman: omg not planned lol
Makrosian_Tae: Nice
MegaDosX: Sixteen hundred and Nice bits
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
DeM0nFiRe:
o/ 
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
Makrosian_Tae: Thanks for the stream! Byeeee
itira: goodnight everyone!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: later bois
TheWriterAleph:

MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
lochnessseammonster:
night all 
Phailhammer:
cya 
GhostofJeffGoldblum: nailed the freeze frame?!
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