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t3h_f1gm3nt: heya G
TXC2: Hello Graham
Andymonium: hullo hi!
Brozard: You're heeeeere
TheThirdTail: Good morning
ShamelessMatt: Morning!
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Good afternoon, Graham!
Spacecarl: Hello!
HorusFive: Morning
Andymonium: "well" is a relative term
TXC2: !patreon
matthaus_c: morning chat, morning G
RocknGrohlNerd: Hi everybody
undecided44: Twitch please... your ad audio is a plague.
mwlsn: Good time of day!
Brozard: Wait, are those new-ish glasses? I like 'em, don't remember seeing them
TheThirdTail: It's a final fantasy, getting trapped in a giant crystal is expected
TXC2: hello matthaus_c and RocknGrohlNerd welcome
TXC2: !newtube
matthaus_c:
hey TXC 
Leonhart321: Prepare to be pleasantly surprised by where you are in the crystal
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GapFiller: stoken for neu Unskippable
HorusFive: We still respect the YT viewer
EricTheOrange: qwrpo
Andymonium: Fridiznizzle is my favorite pokemon
Leonhart321: Also, so glad you're running the moonbase pack til after my payday
TXC2: NEW Unskippible
Brozard: Noonbase
HorusFive: NewN Base
Leonhart321: NewNbase
Spacecarl: I caught up the vod last night, I gotta say, the crew is being VERY blase about this dungeon and how weird this would be to them.
RocknGrohlNerd:
Hi TXC2 Always ready with the welcomes 
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EricTheOrange: oh god is newn base gonna be the new moonbase nickname
Leonhart321: 7th April yes
matthaus_c: head on down to city hall and get your raccoon bets in before the new season drops
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Are you migrating to the dark side of the moon this time, or have you been there all along?
LurkerSpine: The bundle contains items that are Limited Edition and is for PRE-ORDER (ending 2023 April 9). We’ll be making enough to cover all orders.
TXC2:
RocknGrohlNerd and even when I got ZERO sleep last night 
LurkerSpine: so it seems it's already listed as the 9th on the site
CAKHost: Hi everyone!
TXC2: hello CAKHost welcome
RocknGrohlNerd:
Yeah the yt update was great so many news 
Leonhart321: Yeah, fun fact. You finished a literal screen before an actual save point IIRC
Spluuga rolls in with a pot of raw puerh tea
Spacecarl: Like, this would be SO weird, and they are all being somewhat chill here.
CAKHost: Oh right, the second biggest nightlight I have ever seen!
gonz0games: i liked all the awkward pauses between cuts
TXC2: oh right these shots
Runner_ninja_fred: Oh no, did the autosave last time not work?
HorusFive: Not Ivalice! That's where I keep all my STUFF!
BigDaddyBland87: Let the hate flow through you
Runner_ninja_fred: Oh! Huzzah!
plummeting_sloth: "Well I wasn't thinking about destroying everything before, but know that you said that..."
Andymonium: oh good, map is potatoe
scientist_captain: helloo
GapFiller: WARNING incoming James Raid
TXC2: hello scientist_captain welcome
Leonhart321: You can come back latet
LordManiMani: [The Crystal Tempts You"]
1fairy2boots: Wow, the new Moonbase thing was definitely a biggy. Wish you that the move works out well. Would be lovely to have some kind of Loading Time of the whole thing again. Loved the ones of the past moves etc.
Runner_ninja_fred: It was back in the room with the floating void and space stairs.
mwlsn: Graham, I really thought I had a good predictive model of the cadences for Dave's spokesman, but "You're in. Luck." absolutely killed me
HasturTheYellow: The Great Crystal Potato
BigDaddyBland87: You can but you have to go through everything again getting here
CAKHost: Mmm tato.
TheThirdTail: Final Fantato
Leonhart321: There's a whole other side quest you can do later here
1fairy2boots:
Yeay
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plummeting_sloth: right yeah there was that other gate we couldn't even oopen yet
undecided44: Right, I have potatoes to bake for dinner tonight. Thanks for the reminder FF Graham and chat.
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Sogheim: a potato sounds like a safe place to be inside
plummeting_sloth: welp
LordManiMani: Can G get just 1 or 2 espers here on first visit
Leonhart321: Yeeeeep
Runner_ninja_fred: This place feels like it has a half dozen secret bosses or quests hidden behind identical rooms.
matthaus_c: ah, just like Bloodborne
TXC2:
Sogheim unless Samwise Gamgee is about 
plummeting_sloth: All Hail King Waystone the First
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Runner_ninja_fred: Scorpio gate I think?
PsychoI3oy:
matthaus_c: hello chunk punchers
TXC2: Hello Raiders
bwk789: pisces/aries/scorpio?
Dread_Pirate_Westley:
1fairy2boots: Welcome Pit Crew
baskwalla: All we know is punch, please excuse us
CaptainSpam: Man, Twitch's auto-complete for emotes may need some work. Unless that's BTTV doing it.
matthaus_c: Punch Chunkler
Runner_ninja_fred: You know, I think the zodiac might be somehow involved in this game.
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: ChunkPunchos
Pharmacistjudge: If we are stuck in a crystal, are we now a weird Pokémon?
TXC2: the chunkpunchettes
CAKHost: Now we are in the grater. Time to shread!
plummeting_sloth: boy that fella has a lot of faces
EricTheOrange: I vote that we replace "pit crew" with "punch chunko's"
CAKHost: *Shred?
undecided44: That is not a helpful map. It's almost as bad as the geographically accurate London tube map.
CAKHost: Shred
Viewers_Like_You: Please, Mr. Punch was my father. Call me Chunk.
Genie_M: cool hair
HorusFive: Common FF refrain "That looks cool, let's beat it to death"
1fairy2boots: That is such a JRPG-Boss look.
Runner_ninja_fred: An etom, if you will
plummeting_sloth: Reverse of the Mote, my favorite Aubrey Maturin novel
Andymonium: is a Reverse Moat just a wall?
TXC2: Ashe is always kinda mad
undecided44: Thought motes were a Destiny thing.
TXC2: Andymonium I think it would be a boat
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Turns out, Flare? Kinda strong.
TheThirdTail: Oh, I remember this boss design confusing me. My brain tries to tell me it's a centaur, but it definitely isn't
silaslunark: Hey G I'm SUPER behind on the vods for this so just dipping in for a min to avoid spoilies but wanted to say this playthrough is RAD and hope we get to see more from you in future, any interest in doing FF7 remake maybe on a home stream?
nyperold: Hopefully not so mad she destroys Ivalice.
Spacecarl: I think she got Flared
LurkerSpine: i think flare killed Fran?
LordManiMani: Not sure if this looks more Digimon (evergreen) or Pokemon (latter day) overdesign
Critterbot: I believe it was flare.
GapFiller: silaslunark G doesnt home stream
LordManiMani: Woooo
LurkerSpine: magic pixel!
plummeting_sloth: dang, power through it Penelo
TXC2: the only stream I can recall Graham did from home (sans the pandini) was a papers please stream
EricTheOrange: I look forward to the day I can play the FF7R.
Critterbot: Esper get!
BigDaddyBland87: HP Crit aggro BS is my biggest gripe for this game
LordManiMani: New stream idea: Graham Saves The World. I think it has a nice ring
GapFiller:
its phunny how neither of the two LRR Founders really do homestreams
silaslunark: ah yes the ol ongoing pandini, very fair. Also interestingly the magic pixel effect is ofen an artifical programmed thing in order to create more "OMG" moments
GapFiller: unlike everyone else
Genie_M: not that you use them too much, but hey, maybe new licenses
BowelsOfFire: Nice to see a hirsute Graham again
DueRecompense: Shemhazai is more of Mardu than Esper
plummeting_sloth: someone needs to put that bittering agent on Fran's arrows so sheh stops doing that
HorusFive: Well yeah, they like to keep it quiet
gonz0games: i want to hear ff7r 'pinions
HunterLionheart: Did we just beat this nerd until he agreed to serve us?
Leonhart321: That reminds me, I should finish Crisis Core at some pojnt
silaslunark: I'd love to just hear the "opinions" your olympic logo format videos were unexpectedly delightful
Ukon_Cairns: thats esper down, whos next, bant or naya?
HunterLionheart: @Leonhart321 Same. But so many quests
matthaus_c: grixis knows what it did
Genie_M: esuna is nice
Viewers_Like_You: I feel like "Guns 5" is really where the franchise started to fall into a rut.
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Genie_M: mirror mail is nice, it's reflect
Critterbot: Hey mirror mail, could be useful.
EricTheOrange: get fran clunking around like steiner
HorusFive: Only the heaviest of armors
DueRecompense: WhiteMagic definitely the best
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Doesn't Ashe already have an esper?
plummeting_sloth: kind of a wash, really
pillageisking: What do they call this system?
LurkerSpine: feeling like Fran or Balthier?
Genie_M: that heavy armor stuff sounds good?
Judders__: time for fran armour
ScrapyardGhostTrain: I thought they could only have one each, but I might be wrong.
TXC2: which is kinda odd
undecided44: Fran the Rock
Spacecarl: The spell sounds the most fun unless theres a specific plan for the armor?
silaslunark: Frarmour it is
urkleturtle: there's plenty of espers in the sea or something like that
Genie_M: esuna is nice, but
silaslunark: @undecided44 Bocchi reference?
plummeting_sloth: Fran needs heavier armor to compensate for having her butt always out
BigDaddyBland87: Basch and Balthier almost had all of my espers because it benefited them the most on the licenses
undecided44: @silaslunark Havil(sp) from Darksouls.
silaslunark: Esuna just solves a lot of problems
Spacecarl: Are those end game armors or do you have any?
1fairy2boots: I think Esuna might be nice.
matthaus_c: esuna's possible
t3h_f1gm3nt: an extra esuna user would prolly be better imo
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Esuna is very useful.
HunterLionheart: Do we have a reliable stock of curative items and remedies?
Slytherin42: esuna probs
Genie_M: heavy 10-12 are armors you may not really even get?
HorusFive: Seem to use Fran more
EricTheOrange: I guess the question is, if you guive it to fran will you giver her the ehavy armour or keep her in mage gear
Critterbot: I think I'd give Balthier Esuna.
Genie_M: but Fran is more often in party
plummeting_sloth: Frans still got the sickness
urkleturtle: fran needs some antibiotics
EricTheOrange: I think another charecter with esuna will be more usefull
Spacecarl: It depends on how good that armor is I guess. it's a shame its impossible to tell from here
matthaus_c: Black Mage, Heavy Armour is my favourite version of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
mwlsn: Stir your magicks so they don't stick to the bottom of the pan
MrSVCD: Graham, did you listen to the CBC interview Kenny Omega did?
LordManiMani: Welcome to sky world
EricTheOrange: the "riddle puzzles" in this game are particularly obtuse. I wonder if their this confusing in japanese
plummeting_sloth: meanwhile, in a different game
urkleturtle: the cutscene realm
GapFiller: OH
GapFiller: these guys
Genie_M: we're the writers of the game
CururuGuasu: Suddenly…aliens!
LordManiMani: We're the Deus of Machina you may have heard of us
TheThirdTail: Holy Power, Batman!
BigDaddyBland87: And we have now found the bonkers section of the plot required by all FF games
HorusFive: "Your heart desires power" is usually the thing they say about the Bad Guy
Decaped: Who builds all these things? Just abunch of floating chairs, how's frank there gonna get to his couch?
jessieimproved: This whole game is trying to pile guilt on her isn't it
LordManiMani: I like this plot for Ashe.
SocraticMethod: @jessieimproved Nah, they're seducing her with power
HorusFive: they could have had the rhyme with "still and cold" instead of cold and still
Leonhart321: Question, could we not use the whole stone and not cut a bit off it to use?
CururuGuasu: Clippy:”Your appear to be trying to blow up the world. Would you like help with that?”
plummeting_sloth: "I mean, you were given it because you were thre in the room, but sure yeah whatever blood destiny or whatever"
mwlsn: Cut deep the crust and enjoy the sourdough
undecided44: Wait, I wasn't prepared to treat for history's flow!
SocraticMethod: literal Divini Right of Kings
HorusFive: Touched a nerve there I guess
LordManiMani: Anybody else ever play Control? These guys give me Control vibes
DarkAbyssKeeper: Not mutually exclusive.
CururuGuasu: Heresy, you say?
TheGreenMonster450: that escalated quickly
Leonhart321: Wait..... Are WE the bad guys?
EricTheOrange: shortening crystal to cryst is weird. every time is see it I read cyst.
whatthebus:
CururuGuasu: Suddenly 40K
plummeting_sloth: "Oh snap we went from 0 to 100 there, sorry lets dial it back"
TXC2: judgment and destroy are kind of exclusive
HorusFive: Yes- all would include the Empire
Andymonium: wow, some story bits from FFXIV's latest expansion really played off this exact scene in a fun way, that's neat
NightValien28: hehe his't'ry
matthaus_c: I don't know how she didn't see this coming, her parents named her Horus Heresy
LordManiMani: @andymonium no spoilers pls
Pharmacistjudge: I’m suddenly not sure you are the good guys
TheMerricat:
Oh gee... will you look at that, a JRPG where we discover the benevolant god-like beings aren't actually as benevolant as they seem to be... how novel! 
DueRecompense: cri'spy his'try
Leonhart321: Ch'sn
BigDaddyBland87: "Carry on my wayward sons of man" just doesn't have the same ring to it
Decaped: Restore the Hegemony!
bwk789: You've been chosen by this big-ass sward
accountmadeforants: "Savior"
LadyLockwood92: I am once again laid low by DST.
Andymonium: @LordManiMani yah no that should be vague enough it's just pointing to fanservice
LadyLockwood92: Hello folks
Spluuga: yaas slay my queen but literally
Vonbane: time for genocide, i guess...
TXC2: hello LadyLockwood92 welcome
LadyLockwood92: Ruh-roh
mwlsn: I've never heard of anyone "attaining to" anything
accountmadeforants: No, no, let Vaan talk
HunterLionheart: Somewhere Noctis was just hatched in a Squeenix dev's mind
matthaus_c: a birthright to total annihilation is pretty metal
TehAmelie: oh hi G
plummeting_sloth: Ash, were did you go or where did we go just now
1fairy2boots: So....genocide?
NightValien28: what's up with those ghosts - vash the dingus
t3h_f1gm3nt: ah, i see butt cam has returned
DarkAbyssKeeper: Can't we do a Diet Vengeance?
Fresno_Bob: I don’t know about these Occuria. I’d rather the reins of history be back in the hands of man
HorusFive: Cid says a lot of thing he can't back up
azureHaights: Dr. Cid, paging Dr. Cid
plummeting_sloth: didn't he put in our shared calendar that he'd be here
accountmadeforants: I think that's the right attitude against secretly malevolent god-like beings trying to influence you. "Who the fuck are you and what gives you the right to tell me what to do?"
EricTheOrange: don't think cid gives adamn about the empire
LadyLockwood92: It's partly a side effect of how they've dressed Fran and Ashe. Which I wanna stress is not a defense.
Genie_M: cool sword by the way
SocraticMethod: doctor. Doctor. _Doctor_. doctor
Mangledpixel: boop
bwk789: Chris? Cyst? Christ? Nah fam Cryst!
CururuGuasu: Sun Cryst - now with tropical flavor
HasturTheYellow: "If people *stopped* getting hurt I'd be out of a job" - Doctor
accountmadeforants:
Sun-cryst... Sol-cryst... Solgryn... 
BigDaddyBland87: Well he wasn't mad in that regard
TheTekkieman: The two aren't mutually exclusive, Balthier.
EricTheOrange: I mean he can still be insane.
DarkAbyssKeeper: Treaty Blade? Seems metaphorically mixed.
matthaus_c: we've been Crystened
SocraticMethod: He's not insane, just extemely callous.
Spacecarl: I mean you did crush her kingdom
TXC2: Vanye's kinda right there
EricTheOrange: Larsa you sweet summer child
DarkAbyssKeeper: Send a spooky death knight to spy on a foreign power, I'm sure that won't influence her decision making at all.
Leonhart321: I don't think this Judge is unbiased considering he's related
Mangledpixel: putting all your eggs in one Gabranth
TXC2: so this guy is deader then the Dodo
HorusFive: Very non-commital answer there
SocraticMethod: @DarkAbyssKeeper Treaty between men and occuria, symbol of Divine Right of Kings
mwlsn: "Go gather some intelligence." -- "And then kill everyone, right?" -- "What? No, just observe."
plummeting_sloth: "I assume I rest my will on you... I honestly can't hear anything you say inside that dumb helmet"
Helrumyc: manufacted?
EricTheOrange: I mean I get Vayne's, "no gods only man" belief.
SocraticMethod: @Helrumyc Hand-made
TXC2: Helrumyc early version of Manufactured
mwlsn: dauble the bauble
Darleysam: huh, I've just paid attention to Balthier's voice, and realised that's a much younger Devrim Kay
Helrumyc: ah okay
SocraticMethod: As opposed to Deifacted, god-made
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nyperold: They seem to like a certain metric foot.
TehAmelie: remembering this story where a guyr got marked down in english class because he wrote a story with "too few characters", so he added the sentence "Bob was there too" in every scene to please the teacher. Vaan feels a bit like that
Mr_Bitterness: I think i like FFXIV Venat more
TheTekkieman: He can here.
plummeting_sloth: Cid just stairs off into the distance for Venat's lines
SocraticMethod: Occuria can show themselves selectively
Andymonium: @TehAmelie This is the best summary I've yet heard tbh
DarkAbyssKeeper: Thats an effect.
Spacecarl: heh
Spacecarl: classic
MrTheWalrus: Welp
LordManiMani: Ominous? Nahhh
accountmadeforants: Cid has big Mishra energy
Uzumaki15: Oh, that's always an ominous sign
TehAmelie: "Vaan was there too" has been called
Travilogue: And may you live in Interesting Times
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TXC2:
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plummeting_sloth: "May you live in interesting times"
DarkAbyssKeeper: "Also, may you rule in interesting times."
LordManiMani: Your eternal reward! 😃
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LadyLockwood92: They did just establish tha even if you can't see the Occuria you can still hear them.
LordManiMani: You idiot
Critterbot:
Just a roudabout way to say "May you get your comeuppance." 
undecided44: Touch nothing, but the cryst.
Spacecarl: specifically not trusting pirates too much seems fair
DarkAbyssKeeper: That was a pLOT.
LordManiMani: @ladylockwood92 only if they want. We couldn't hear Venat around Cid before
Genie_M: is it a good sword at least?
MrVirite: @DarkAbyssKeeper going to have to remember this one
plummeting_sloth: now, if history teaches us anything, the Imperial Navy will show up the second you step back outside
Genie_M: anyone can use it
Genie_M: it's not license locked
Pharmacistjudge: Quick sell it at the next vendor
Andymonium: it's a treaty blade, not a killy blade
nyperold: Just open enough to interpretation that the one spoken to can decide it's in his favor... but when the reality comes, the speaker will have been right.
plummeting_sloth: well, it's strong against Treaty-type enemeis
MrVirite: ah, the problem with doing sidequests.
DarkAbyssKeeper: Well, sure. I don't go around bludgeoning people with the magna carta.
LordManiMani: @plummeting_sloth or another "friendly" army here to "keep you safe"
azureHaights: "Does it have to be... this sword?" "That's what the quest-giver gave us." "But why tho? It's just... SO bad"
Mr_Bitterness: We're all about touching the device here
bwk789: Probably good for 0 LP runs
EricTheOrange: I do like that in the end Vayne isn't just "I want power, glory to the empire". but he has a relatable reasoning of trying to wrest control of the future from these higher powers who have had control over the intelligent races.
Andymonium: @DarkAbyssKeeper no that's a different series I think
malsareus: good evening
MrVirite: we're taking the crystal to balfonheim
TXC2: hello malsareus welcome
Genie_M: just clean up the boards
plummeting_sloth: yeah, the sword looks terrible. lets sell it for gil
MatthewDennisMTG: Hi Chat! Hi Graham, sorry to hear about the Crystal
malsareus: Dutch PSA: today are the Dutch elections for Provincial assemblies and Water authority Boards, remember to do a democracy
CodeIndigo: Gamers wanting to torture themselves by playing with restrictions that would make a straitjacket feel roomy by comparison? say it ain't so
EpiiMeth: @plummeting_sloth It's probably priceless
Travilogue: Just think how much time you would save not having to faff about in the license board.
DueRecompense: maybe there is a technique that lets you throw LP at enemies.
Decaped: Wow, i did not know there was a direct sequel made for this game.
EricTheOrange: I mean Vayne is basicly doing the same thing as Lightning and crew in FF13 but in this game he's the villian.
azureHaights: do a heckin' vote
Wolfstrike_NL: Am and Did
SocraticMethod: @plummeting_sloth Key item, like chops. Can't hawk it in the pawn shop.
TXC2: Vote early, vote offten
LordManiMani: Vote for local candidate Ted Utch
EpiiMeth:
I just retuned from voting
Pharmacistjudge: Imagine if LP boards were real. The fashion police arrive and need to see your license to wear that touque.
accountmadeforants: I voted already, but good shout malsareus !
plummeting_sloth: and if you're not dutch, go ahead and vote in their election too. For funsies
DarkAbyssKeeper: You should vote when voting time is in your place.
Critterbot: You should always vote, can't really complain about the result if you don't.
SocraticMethod: @plummeting_sloth "Best I can do is 900 Gil"
DarkAbyssKeeper: Voting when voting is not happening is called doing a coup.
northos: now we just need some eggs
CodeIndigo: @DarkAbyssKeeper no, it's called yelling at the government to no effect
northos: or pears I suppose
EricTheOrange: Vote yes. But thinking about politics hurts me as their already starting to campagn for next years elections in the sates.
DarkAbyssKeeper: @DarkAbyssKeeper Depends how effectively you vote.
SK__Ren: I've always seen vote as 2 points and non vote is 1pt for the worst option
shurtal: Big crystal is Thicc-Dry
HasturTheYellow: Some say vote with your wallet
plummeting_sloth: I do wish there was a "unlock all" button when you have enough LP to do your whole board
HasturTheYellow: Which seems to work well in America
DarkAbyssKeeper: Vote with a sword.
LordManiMani: Hey that Caesar guy has some good ideas
CodeIndigo: you have to accessorize well
MrVirite: C H A O S
HasturTheYellow: That is absolutely an option, you can cast your ballet with anything you have at hand, even a pie
Orlantia: so how do you access the squares that are isolated?
SocraticMethod: Voting is kind crapshoot here. We have party that is raising reitrement age, forcing nurses to work and against unions. And there's also the conservative party.
MrVirite: Espers & quickanings
accountmadeforants: Getting a license for a fancy shield you don't own is kinda like playing a very fancy flight simulator. Sure, you don't actually own a plane or work as a pilot, but you sure can pilot a plane (probably)!
Genie_M: I opened things in order. nicely. as it was meant to.
LordManiMani: @hasturtheyellow that's a heck of a no context sentence 😅
SK__Ren: Some of the shared abilities from other classes can also open them up for the larger islands
DueRecompense: major plot update, maybe there are new store items?
HasturTheYellow:
@LordManiMani There is context, Dark said to vote with a sword 
Mazrae: Hello Graham. Hello Chat
TXC2: hello Mazrae welcome
LordManiMani: @hasturtheyellow all I have is this Treaty Blade. Will that do?
MrVirite: It's the shopping episode!
TheMerricat: @Orlantia espers are minibosses that you fight and when you beat them you get a 'one time' use license that can bridge specific gaps on the license boards. But you can only give the esper to one character, so you have to pick and choose who gets it depending on what you want to unlock
LadyLockwood92: Marvel! As Graham manages his party~!
DarkAbyssKeeper: *Licenses his Party.
accountmadeforants: What's Fran wearing right now? Not much, probably, as usual.
DarkAbyssKeeper: Paperwork Sim.
1fairy2boots: I think there was actually some magic lore or so for Penelo to unlock
Genie_M: ha!
LordManiMani: @ladylockwood92 Thrill! As formulas are optimized!
technicalAugury: Gosh. Favorite Final Fantasy.
TXC2:
these boards change every time I swear 
SK__Ren: oh lol, the genji armor
matthaus_c: quantum states
Genie_M: well we're not getting the Genji armor this playthrough
SK__Ren: the most annoying armor to miss
LordManiMani: @txc2 maybe The Occuria did it
plummeting_sloth: the curse of the licience board... there are always more squares
SK__Ren: oh, did we already face Gil?
CodeIndigo: eh, they're all right i guess
DueRecompense: Excalipur 🐱🐱
HasturTheYellow: This feels like England Simulator 2023, just license everything
malsareus: Why not both
accountmadeforants: Excalibur and Excalibur For Cats
LordManiMani: That's what certain other characters think to in universe 😃
azureHaights: Is this an Alucart/Alucard thing?
shurtal: Excalibur, it's got a tail
Decaped: Excalibork
matthaus_c: excalibur my next email
matthaus_c: last email even
LordManiMani: Exalipur (derogatory )
SK__Ren: Excalipur is a joke weapon
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Historically, it's been spelt Excalipoor. For... reasons.
malsareus: store own brand Excalibur
Mai_Andra: cat go brr ?
bytecaster: Exaliwoof
1fairy2boots: Someone said that Excalipur is in the area we were in before.
HorusFive: I would be bad at this because I would want to do that immediately instead of in a useful order
Orlantia: the frost version is excalibrrrrrr
HasturTheYellow: This would actively make a terrible chess board
Genie_M: hand bombs are ranged
Genie_M: that may come in handy
shurtal: No Name Excalibur is just SWORD (From Puddle)
A_Dub888: !card bonecrusher giant
LRRbot: Bonecrusher Giant // Stomp | Bonecrusher Giant [2R] | Creature — Giant [4/3] | Whenever Bonecrusher Giant becomes the target of a spell, Bonecrusher Giant deals 2 damage to that spell's controller. // Stomp [1R] | Instant — Adventure | Damage can't be prevented this turn. Stomp deals 2 damage to any target.
HorusFive: It's ready. at least
DueRecompense: Shades of Black is good
Judders__: The wind version is excaliwirr
plummeting_sloth: legally distinct excalibur
TXC2: if that works on bosses, we steamroll now
TheMerricat: "The Excalipur is a greatsword in Final Fantasy XII. It is a joke weapon added to the Zodiac versions, and shares its model with the Excalibur. It has an attack power of 1. Despite being a greatsword, its damage formula is the pierce formula, which means the calculation deals roughly the same damage regardless of user or enemy. Unlike other greatswords, the Excalipur cannot combo, but it can deal critical hits. It also has no knockback."
matthaus_c: the french version is Excaliberté, Exgalité, Externité
Didero: Good evening Final Fantasy aFicionados!
SK__Ren: Its niche
LordManiMani: Sword go excalibrrrrrr
Didero: Did I miss anything important so far?
TXC2: hello Didero welcome
Mai_Andra: cat go prr
SK__Ren: Pierce is useful in certain circumstances
matthaus_c: it has meme value
LadyLockwood92: the lulz mainly
Snowcookies: for a joke weapon run
Leonhart321: Because funny
TXC2: Didero yes, we met some gods and got a sword
SocraticMethod: It's a joke weapon. You use it to clown on enemies
plummeting_sloth: does it work in weird combo like Powersoul in FF7?
TheThirdTail: It's been a joke weapon since, what... ff4?
azureHaights: niche DUTZ
BigDaddyBland87: textbook definition of "thanks I hate it"
LordManiMani: Is Tin Armor in this too
IviaRelle: For the joke, for the 100%, that sort of thing
Didero: @TXC2 Ah, gotta catch up on the VOD later then, thanks
ScrapyardGhostTrain: It is dubiously useful against certain very high defence enemies.
RayFK: She's not good she's great
DueRecompense: her greatsword animations are great
Manae: A fake Excalibur has been a Final Fantasy staple for a while now, I think
DarkAbyssKeeper: She's not good with a greatsword. But she's great with a goodsword.
bytecaster: Is she amazing with a midsword, though?
accountmadeforants: Questing Beast always fills out its license board.
matthaus_c: she can go long with a shortsword
DarkAbyssKeeper: Look for Excalivur next.
Leonhart321: @manae Since V IIRC
Decaped: Penelo deserves Treaty Blade!
plummeting_sloth: oooh
bytecaster: Is 2 damage, really heavy damage?
BigDaddyBland87: it is weird that the super legendary "plot" weapons are all garbage
Leonhart321: Shock the Gambit system
LordManiMani: Maggoty Flesh firesale
matthaus_c: I cast my third level Awoo spell
Spacecarl: so you had about 59700
plummeting_sloth: "Anything to sell, stranger?" "Buckle up, buddy" brings over shipping container of useless crap
HorusFive: Immediately crash the construction market with all that lumber
iconicshadow89: i dont remember 99 episodes of Dark Crystal
DarkAbyssKeeper: Have we reached the "mana replenishing items are the best possible use of your money because you have spells for everything" stage of the game?
Didero: If this man can afford to buy all your junk, he was too wealthy to begin with and had it coming
HorusFive: Typical
A_Dub888: What does Malboro Fruit taste like?
t3h_f1gm3nt: tobacco i'd guess
Didero: more like NOTflix
urkleturtle: all those qol improvements in this remaster and they still couldn't just give us a "sell all" option
DarkAbyssKeeper: Apparently Netflix only properly pays people after season 3.
HorusFive: @A_Dub888 Rocky Mountain Oysters
FLSmith: Prime is better anyway... that way i get to throw bezos bucks at you each month
Leonhart321: At least they finished Castlevania
BigDaddyBland87: my kids are essentially the only reason I still have Netflix.
LadyLockwood92: @DarkAbyssKeeper Which is what I was gonna say
plummeting_sloth: about a casual 200 k of gil there
Didero: 'Fumarole'?
TehAmelie: also season 3 is the worst for getting new subscribers to show up
SocraticMethod: Whats in the book of Organ-Scent?
Spacecarl: so you made 233k there, fun!
1fairy2boots: Oh, buy remedies maybe
TehAmelie: so get used to series having 2 seasons or less, as long as Netflix is in charge
plummeting_sloth: Vaan is only allowed to use hand-pies
Genie_M: but it's ranged
josh___something: got 99 rezzes and... I don't know how to continue this
Judders__: maybe they do aoe damage?
HorusFive: Can you throw from the off hand?
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Don't bombs also have pierce?
DueRecompense: yah, bombs are bad, but they have status effects
LordManiMani: @horusfive depends on what you have on hand
TheThirdTail: I forget what's interesting about the handbombs... I wanna say they randomly crit really hard
Judders__: yeah but the applies status effects
TXC2: makes sense for an explosive
DarkAbyssKeeper: "good weapons for those who feel lucky"?
DarkAbyssKeeper: That seems untrue.
TheThirdTail: And they're ranged, I think? Can basch hit fliers otherwise?
Spacecarl: use if you run into a lot of birds I guess
LordManiMani: Like trying to build a gun from IKEA
Didero: Why does Ashe's pose on this screen look so weird to me...?
plummeting_sloth: Ashe, what exactly do you do here?
TXC2: well she's touching her nose for one
Helrumyc: So, is this game essentially an auto-battler with the state-machine/gambit system, and you only change things when the gambits mess up?
LordManiMani: @didero looks too casual for her regal demeanor. Or she's stooping
MrVirite: it can be that
SocraticMethod: @Helrumyc Gambits aren't state machine, unfortunately
Didero: You also manually have to walk to the treasure vases
Mr_Bitterness: You don't have to use Gambits at all
bytecaster: You heard it here first: Final Fantasy invented AutoChess
thirsty_kitteh: *boops* for chat
plummeting_sloth: it's not the only way to play it, but it is structurd around it
NojhLivic: You still direct your party leader to some extent right? Movement and such. So not an auto-battler in that sense.
Spluuga: they should make a autochess FF game
Didero: Vaan looks like he's on some sort of calendar
LordManiMani: Can you assume direct control of auto battler units typically? 🤔
TXC2: hello thirsty_kitteh welcome
DarkAbyssKeeper: @Didero Gambit of the Month
Didero: @Didero Hah!
DueRecompense: yah
DueRecompense: , or critical
plummeting_sloth: Both Vaan and Penelo have their background pictures taken from photoshoot for their highschool cheerleading squad
SocraticMethod: @Helrumyc It's more like scripts to help during combat. You can automate it pretty heavily or manually select all actions for every party member
northos: yes you do, it's a foe status
thirsty_kitteh: you did say you have a lot of money
MrVirite: would want it above attack right?
EvilBadman: I think I set my poach to 20 or 30 to cover another person killing before poach attempt
Didero: When is HP critical?
DarkAbyssKeeper: Most of the time.
SocraticMethod: @Didero less than 25% HP
Didero: @Didero Thanks!
thirsty_kitteh: thundara on Vaan also wants to be above attack
EricTheOrange: I've played a few recent JRPGs (Disgaea 6 for example) that have turned grinding into like an Idle game thing and I think that's a good direction to go with it.
LordManiMani: I don't remember if they were in base game: do characters have 3 different sets of gambits or a big list 3 pages long?
Helrumyc: @Helrumyc Gotcha, that makes sense. so it's sort of a mix. I just want to make sure I don't start my own playthrough with a FFX mentality. I've watched all of the episodes up until now, but it's been background while I work
plummeting_sloth: I feel you though Graham, I sort of can't imagine running out of LPs at this point
HorusFive: Because the system is obtuse and a lot to keep track of? Maybe?
EvilBadman: @LordManiMani Three loadouts
accountmadeforants: Penelo didn't have a lot of LP last time, I think? That's why she got the golden amulet
TXC2: LordManiMani in this game at least, there's 3 different sets they can have
Judders__: maybe grabbing from the other tree unlocks conections to this one?
thirsty_kitteh: lordmanimani: don't remember if it was base game, but it's three different gambit plans for different scenarios
SocraticMethod: @LordManiMani 3 sets
thirsty_kitteh: G: thundara on Vaan also wants to be above attack
DarkAbyssKeeper: The Penelo traveling with you now is a doppelganger. Her board has drastically changed because she's a different demon.
Didero: What does 'Poach' do?
thirsty_kitteh: didero: makes a good egg
EvilBadman: My melee folks had like 6 open gambits
Helrumyc: Was it like the Sphere Grid but bad?
SocraticMethod: @Didero If succeeds, kills the target and get special drop
BrowneePoints:
Easy Graham, you Mist cuz your brain was in a Fog 
Didero: @Didero Ooh, fancy
Spluuga: Version 3 is a autochess system
Didero: @thirsty_kitteh I don't think i want a breakfast made by vaan...
EvilBadman: But yeah >attack should be the last priority for your characters
Ritaspirithntr:
@browneepoints 
Snowcookies: you have 2 aeroga yeah
Didero: I think because Aqua doesn't do a lot of damage, and her normal attack does more?
plummeting_sloth: probably an emeny that healed on water attacks
thirsty_kitteh: I think Fran's Aqua was disabled because Aqua is not good at this level compared to stnadard attack, but you didn't have Aququa
thirsty_kitteh: Aqugaga?
DarkAbyssKeeper: What's Aquasux?
BrowneePoints: So Graham I guess Lion-O wasn't well practiced in Black Magick cuz all he could manage was Thunder! Thunder! Thunder!
SocraticMethod: Yeah, Aqua has been power crept pretty heavily
plummeting_sloth: hey, they had a good album!
Leonhart321: @browneepoints Booooooo
RayFK: The day being yesterday
BrowneePoints: That Pun was Great
LordManiMani: Still my favorite Keyblade Master
BrowneePoints: I'm sure G would approve
theymerLoviatar: good timezone, all
RayFK: @LordManiMani Correct
Spacecarl: did we ever harass that fishing guy enough? were they here?
TXC2: hello theymerLoviatar welcome
TXC2: Spacecarl not that I recall
DarkAbyssKeeper: Important to get consent before entering the manse.
RayFK: You doing a Dance at the Manse?
MrVirite: oh it's the b-cast again
Didero: Oh right, I forgot how embarrassingly little clothing that lady wears
LordManiMani: I like your fancy words, pirate man
SK__Ren: Don't Yacht my yum
BrowneePoints: oh shit they must do Crossbar Fit
LadyLockwood92: Are we going to Ridorana Wipehouse?
Judders__: Jadg me up
Critterbot: SO jagd.
HorusFive: Jagd that guy in particular
TheThirdTail: I don't like to jagd anyone's yum, but...
LordManiMani: How did he spell plural Occuria
Our_oBoros: It is a hunt?
northos:
@LadyLockwood92 at least we don't get Orbonne Monastery in this game
LordManiMani: *pose*
Didero: That was a VERY jrpg sentence
LordManiMani: Into the sea!
plummeting_sloth: it's a salad dressing, amazing stuff
BrowneePoints: It's still wild how similar the Visual Design is between this game and Twilight Princess considering they were a year apart
HorusFive: Typical pirate. Always throwing things into the sea
SK__Ren: The Pharos!
plummeting_sloth: jagd my dude
Andymonium: you just...had that?
matthaus_c: resist jagd, return to monke
Didero: Apply anti-jagd to jagd
Decaped: Dude's got a mac!
BrowneePoints: Resist Jagd, punch the Crossfitters and Say No to Keto
DarkAbyssKeeper: Sure is noun soup up in here.
plundypops: Going to the gym to get so jagd
EpiiMeth: Damn this incompatible hardware
BigDaddyBland87: you keep my highness out of this
A_Dub888: Time for the Reddas World Tour!
LordManiMani: So its like what the empire outfitted their fleet with to fly to Raithwall's tomb
BrowneePoints: Reddas what?
Didero: Is this hard to follow because I missed the previous cutscene, or was it just mostly gibberish?
Spacecarl: I just can't take the name Nabudis seriously. or Archades, for that matter.
EricTheOrange: Reddas beard is very whispy
BrowneePoints: wtf is going on with her underwear
DueRecompense: overwear
Ritaspirithntr: Right?!
PsychoI3oy: "foundered" is a correct term for a ship that has sunk
Critterbot: Yupp.
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Flounder = a fish; founder = a ship sinking.
SocraticMethod: @Didero If you haven't followed the plot it makes little sense
EricTheOrange: These three are too designed to be regular NPCs
LordManiMani: These losers are how Vaan learns the plot cause he isn't allowed in the room with the real PCs
beowuuf: @Spacecarl feels like the devs had a bet for the names they could slip in
SocraticMethod: @Didero Otherwise it's pretty straightforward
EricTheOrange: so what race is the short one?
BigDaddyBland87: we now have airship
Ritaspirithntr: Moogle
niccus: if your ship is jagd-rated, it's a yacht
UncannyJimjams: Hey G! It's been a minute since I could watch live, how's FFXII going?
SocraticMethod: Cut Content
Ritaspirithntr: ?
TXC2:
so how many unsolicited opinions will Reddas give us ?
malsareus: flavor text
mwlsn: They just like this street
thirsty_kitteh: They're filling out the cleavage quota
NojhLivic: Do they need to add more?
BrowneePoints: Easy, Rikken is there to get killed by Ramsey Bolton at the Battle of the Bastards Graham
LordManiMani: Is that like the little pain in the ass bird theater guy from FFX-2
Mordin_Solus_Sings: They feel like rejected designs for main characters that they decided to re-use elsewhere.
DarkAbyssKeeper: At least one case of a chronic yeast infection?
Andymonium: they're no Chocobocolina, that's for sure
Angnor33: Are the outfits not enough?
crazytiff2011: Hi
scientist_captain: they are visiting from some other FF game that was never made
Didero:
Isn't the point of RPGs to avoid the plot thread as much as possible?
TXC2: hello crazytiff2011 welcome
Wolfstrike_NL:
So, friday will be a hunt day to prolong the playthrought...right ?
malsareus: gib fishing game
EricTheOrange: like he looks like a very short bangaa
MrVirite: oooh
Didero: woo!
BrowneePoints: Graham has to finish before FF16 comes out
TheHaCoFo: nice
UncannyJimjams: Nice! When this one came out I really wasn't sure I would like it but after seeing it in action it seems fun
Critterbot: Sweet!
1fairy2boots:
Woop woop
malsareus: oh the triple kill
thewolfisonfire: are you ever gonna play a Tales game?
LordManiMani: Glad I'm caught up 😮
mwlsn: I started typing "extra stream" and it came out "extreme"
Decaped: You gotta finish up so you can play the sequel!
malsareus: solution, fly them all
malsareus: make it a planes day
DarkAbyssKeeper: Next up Final Flight Fourteen: Tails of Crystal Atelier.
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
BrowneePoints: Wortch and Plorr!?
Leonhart321: Speaking if side quests, have we done that one hunt yet? I've missed streams and I don't know if we've done it or not.
malsareus: hunting has occurred, which 1?
matthaus_c: cycle your legs, stretch your fluids, resist your jagd
Leonhart321: One on a certain bridge
DarkAbyssKeeper: My fluids don't feel like they'll stretch without breaking.
BrowneePoints: guess your fluids aren't that dynamic
malsareus: of your fluid won't stretch thaw them first
DarkAbyssKeeper: Which part of me goes in the microwave first?
SocraticMethod: @Didero So there's this superweapon magic-stones (nethicite) that the Empire has been making aftificial versions (manufacted nethecite). Reddas though that Cid was setting up a trap and the party confirmed that walked into it but may have figured out what the trap was for. They have two options: carve out new superweapon rock with the magic sword and fight the Empire with it or destroy the original crystal and hope that all versions of superweapon rocks go inert.
TXC2: gotta do yoga for your builds
BrowneePoints: the metal part
BrowneePoints: if you like fireworks
Didero: @Didero That's a very useful summary, thanks!
Leonhart321: Un Newtonian your fluids
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DarkAbyssKeeper: Avoid impacting them and add solvents?
TXC2: and we're back
LordManiMani: Close as we can get outside the espers
TXC2: An gods
LordManiMani: Good summary
UncannyJimjams: Can we please simply fight God?
Didero: tl;dr lets build a deathstar
Simriel: wait is Graham doing back to back streams? XD
NojhLivic: So the game has a narrative choice in it?
LordManiMani: The gods have been doing this with mortal history for a while now
Angreed66: Why not both
mendokusai_jamesdean: So its a Rock Battle?
Didero: Why are some of these names greyed out?
LordManiMani: @nojhlivic oh heavens no
TXC2: Simriel yes. this stream is gonna be shorter
BrowneePoints: oh dear god Ridorana
Didero: Ah, that makes sense
NojhLivic: @LordManiMani Oh okay good. I was worried for a moment.
RocknGrohlNerd: *pokes game with stick* do stuff!
accountmadeforants: A strange rock. The only way to win is not to throw it.
BrowneePoints: *Ff14 flashbacks ensue*
SocraticMethod: @Didero Reddas was complaining that patch of sea was killing the seaship engines, which usually only happens to airship engines. That patch, called jagt, is when the Mist (mana) goes bad. The party deduced that original superweapon stone was so powerful that is was affecting all magic, so they direction for where the original rock is hidden.
Ukon_Cairns: so we get to defy a god and not plunge the world into war? pog
crazytiff2011: I'm new
DarkAbyssKeeper: Carve out a new rock. Then stab the big rock. If all the other rocks lose power, great, if they don't you already have your new rock.
LordManiMani: @nojhlivic lol yeah that'd be real weird in a final fantasy
SocraticMethod: @Didero When assaulting Draklor lab, Reddas stole a unique magic rock that allowed Balthier to fly into no-magic zone.
Simriel: Noot
NojhLivic: I mean this is final fantasy. We kill gods, not follow them.
BrowneePoints: Speaking of plunging wars, how about them Lord of the Rings cards? *sharp whistle*
LordManiMani: So pretty
TXC2: a fungeon
BrowneePoints: This Raid is a pain in the ass in FF14 Graham
LadyLockwood92: A Fungeon, if you will.
Gekyouryuu: Fungeon
Didero: where's all that water coming from?
NojhLivic: Rainbow!
UncannyJimjams: That is a dizzying superstructure
RocknGrohlNerd: a fungeon, if you will
DarkAbyssKeeper: A fungeon? Doesn't look like it has enough fungus,
urkleturtle: this dungeon is loooooong
malsareus: where is all the water in the waterfalls coming from?
SpoonfullOfSugar: where does all the water come from?
MrVirite: the sea
SpoonfullOfSugar: oh
DarkAbyssKeeper: @urkleturtle Looks tall.
Didero: oh, from there
LadyLockwood92: Remember folks. 1 is not a Prime number.
Sogheim: looks like the tower from Dead Fantasy, but not as tall
SocraticMethod: @Didero Anyway, that's more of less the gist of that cutsene
Spacecarl: its just the edge of the world?
LordManiMani: @spoonfullofsugar LMAO
NojhLivic: Ooh wait is that the inspiration for FF14's Ridian Lighthouse?
Didero: @Didero I really appreciate the summary, thanks so much!
BrowneePoints: time for Ridorana Wipehouse
TXC2:
does that answer you Question chat?
SpoonfullOfSugar: <bows>
Spacecarl: Vaan just trips and falls off
Seagulyus: magic, magic, magic are your three answers
malsareus: how long until it runs out of water
EricTheOrange: well they said it was a lighthouse
accountmadeforants: @BrowneePoints The 1/1 Sol Ring is just plain funny.
BigDaddyBland87: that is an emo poem Fran
whatthebus:
Critterbot: Is... is Ivalice flat?
LidofLoathing: Because someone really likes waking up having to pee because the running water never stops
BrowneePoints: yes this is Ridorana Lighthouse for FF14
NojhLivic: Neat!
LadyLockwood92: @NojhLivic Technically it's the same place just in a different game.
MrVirite: @Critterbot it's also on the back of some elephants
LordManiMani: whoa
thirsty_kitteh: Are we going to cloak the Strdl this time?
LordManiMani: Hah
BrowneePoints: yea fun fact Graham they cut out this "dungeon" and use it in FF14 as a 24 person Raid!
niccus: can we uhhhh get a notary for this
Narcuru: How is fran not getting it
Invitare: Balthier thinks he's the chosen one
HorusFive: What would happen to him that doesnt also happen to you?
NojhLivic: @NojhLivic Technically FF14's Ivalice a near identical alternative history of this game's Ivalice. But yes they're pretty much supposed to be the same.
malsareus: ehhh who cares about who the gods choose?
Decaped: The raid makes you do math!
northos:
and there's a robot that makes you do math 
Leonhart321: Nah, Balthier has a point
SK__Ren: Sounds about right. I remember hating this place
SocraticMethod: If Balthier is dead, Fran is probably too
malsareus: a tub-date
TXC2: !newtube
Jondare:
Yes yes, but he's the leading MAN 
TXC2: !lrrmove
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DarkAbyssKeeper: If something Extoward happens, the ship is Fran's. If something Pretoward happens, the ship is Ashe's.
BrowneePoints: Ridorana Lighthouse! it's notorious because one of the bosses makes you do math on the fly as a mechanic
nosole: @northos And it typically proves that gamers don't know what a prime number is XD
NightValien28:
G MAN, you gotta put a couch in the streaming office for Ben and Adam
thirsty_kitteh: Blathier didn't say he was the chosen one, just the leading man. He'll lead you into the trap!
NojhLivic: Welcome!
BrindleBoar:
do you accept NFTs
Simriel: Hey do LRR still make Friday nights?.
EvilBadman: Thanks for reminding me to snag the merch
mwlsn: has there been any word on what's in the amenity kit?
BrowneePoints: I'm so happy and excited for y'all and the new things
LordManiMani: @nosole oh gods. I know few things about later on 14 stuff but boy have I heard about THAT
EricTheOrange: FF14 makes me wish I liked MMOs more, seems like a fun time.
DarkAbyssKeeper:
Do you accept NFTs as your lord and saviour?
theymerLoviatar: I saw a house for rent today that accepted rent in Bitcoin and Etherium... wanted to die a little
Leonhart321: People want to give you money cause you're generally great folks? Allow me to put down my glass of water ere I spittake in non surprise
LadyLockwood92: Will be getting a pin when I get paid ^^
nosole: @LordManiMani Hahaha I bet you have
northos: where's Agatha when you need her?
LordManiMani: Watch out for its scythe
malsareus: Agatha Fisty save us!
SK__Ren: Oh no. Watch the skies for Cazadors
TXC2: oh we fallout now
BrindleBoar: DarkAbyssKeeper they were funged for our sins
Genie_M:
Penelo with the greatsword
Dread_Pirate_Westley: You can take its hand and make an awesome weapon for Agatha Fisty!
SocraticMethod: Someone took a wrong turn about Goodsprings
Didero: It's called a Deathclaw because it's got claws and now it's dead
CAKHost: Call Agatha Fisty!
BrowneePoints: @EricTheOrange free to play through HW, and it REALLY plays like a Single Player RPG with side Group Content
RocknGrohlNerd: Yo chat, and I know there has been issues with shipping, is shipping to EU possible now?
TehAmelie: not that i'm not gonna give what i can spare, but are you perhaps planning a third gratitude wall?
NojhLivic: I think the Amenity Kit and it's ambigousness has been excellent PR for the entire entire set.
DarkAbyssKeeper: Death Claw is a really metal name for a Pedicurist.
mwlsn: okay, hope there's details before pre-orders close, but thanks for answering!
Spacecarl: oh good, this place has Malboros too
Brozard: It kinda looks like it's in the shape of a sling bag, but I'm not banking on that
omdorastrix: Or, I imagine y ou *might have* recieved on a shuttle to the L3 station if the future 2001 imagined had happened.
beowuuf:
@RocknGrohlNerd yup.
Simriel: wait what's the amenity kit? I missed this one
thirsty_kitteh: (Also, we're now officially further in the game than I remember what happens!)
Genie_M: @RocknGrohlNerd yes, shipping works to EU, you'll probably have to pay import fees on your side
Andymonium: FF12 Deathclaws always look like the bugs from Starship Troopers to me
beowuuf: @RocknGrohlNerd well, uk, sorry, brain is slow.
northos: Reddas has a serum gambit? cute
BrowneePoints: Was this the last game they called them Malboro's in?
SocraticMethod: Check reddas' gambits, he's using your items automatically
SocraticMethod: lol, same though
LordManiMani: Hooooo
NojhLivic: So rude.
Spacecarl: So you got the licences for ribbons, but I assume those are endgame things
TheHaCoFo: To be fair it's a way to support the move if the kit is usefull as well, that's a nice bonus.
MWGNZ: i was impressed that shipping for the pin to NZ was only $6 and no the cost of a second pin
Genie_M: and other items too
Didero: He has two other Gambits that use items
HorusFive: "What? You said I was part of the party now"
plummeting_sloth: you know how expensive those those are! And it's not even in case of literally needing the serum specificly!
TheMerricat:
Wow, such a poor host, He's YOUR GUEST Graham. 
accountmadeforants: Oh wow, not even FromSoft has your allied NPCs use your own stuff.
Critterbot: Beeg sord!
Decaped: Man, i want another game with a gambit system. Guild Wars had a great one. This one was pretty good
TheHaCoFo: Ok, the NZ Rates are better then the AT rates. ~40$ for the 100$ pakage
LordManiMani: @themerricat this is your gueeeeeest! To follow that staaaaaar!
Spacecarl:
He's just like that 
RocknGrohlNerd:
@beowuuf @Genie_M thank you and off with me to storedotloadingreadyrundotcom to buy me urza sleeves and and something else
Decaped: I want Diablo but with gambits.
theymerLoviatar: it's just his skintype
EricTheOrange: @BrowneePoints I tried a free trial a few years back played for a bit, got blocked on the story path by a dungeon that I couldn't solo and quit.
BrowneePoints: ooooooh. Okay found out why they're called Morbols in FF14
DarkAbyssKeeper: A bunch of unbranded nonsense?
Simriel: I enjoy that you run like a British sketch show skit
Seagulyus: why have a trap that heals people?
theymerLoviatar: @EricTheOrange there's a brand new Trust system that lets you play the early dungeons with a team of NPCs
SocraticMethod: @EricTheOrange I think they may have added LFG/party assit for those now
BrowneePoints: FF11 team wanted all the monsters to have the same name regardless of language, so Cactuars became Sabotenders and Marlboro became Morbol, which stayed in FF14!
BrowneePoints: Neat!
mwlsn: sounds awesome, good luck with the move and thanks for the answer!
Seagulyus: LOL I guess?
Genie_M: first info is about EU/UK
TXC2: for the mind screw
DarkAbyssKeeper: @Seagulyus Zombies.
plummeting_sloth: @Seagulyus to make it seem like maybe you should try a trap every once an a while just in case
RocknGrohlNerd: @Genie_M sweet
LordManiMani: @browneepoints OMG I'd been wondering about Sabotenders forever
BigDaddyBland87: oh the Yiazmat arena?
thirsty_kitteh: G: remember yopu can unsummon your companions and go to a 1 person party to dodge traps
Mr_Bitterness: It was a great update, super excited for Qwerpline and Friday Nights!
malsareus: oho a map
MatthewDennisMTG: not a question about the update, but excited to see the new digs once they're ready!
plummeting_sloth: ah, this is the trap ampitheater, where we keep the traps
Simriel: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, in the new moonbase
LadyLockwood92: Is Ben gonna have that couch?
StewartRWyatt: I have a question: Where did 20 years go, and how do you keep making such amazing content for that long?
malsareus: swoller digs
SocraticMethod: Did you miss Float?
DarkAbyssKeeper: Will the new offices have a Trebuchet?
Brozard: I see the Panalysts sticker and am waiting patiently for the next update video
malsareus: so much room for activities
LordManiMani: No walls or kings only James
accountmadeforants: Are you planning on painting any of the walls green?
omdorastrix: tear down the walls
Didero: Including the Crapshot Graham? D:
Leonhart321: Break the walls doooown
MatthewDennisMTG: Also, I've been dealing with my first encounter with the raid boss Covid, and have been very, very deeply grateful for Road Quest this last week. What a wonderful re-watch experience
Sogheim: hold up, that was YOUR backrooms?
Snowcookies: There's a picture on the instagrahams
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TheMerricat: So you came in like a wrecking ball?
BrowneePoints: Oh no! You're going to have to Re-Ceiling Egg!
Genie_M: so preorders end early april, any plans on when will shipping commence ?
ScrapyardGhostTrain: @LordManiMani Are you sure that shouldn't be 'only Beej'?
crazytiff2011: Do you Ike Harry potter
RocknGrohlNerd: no walls? makes my Arcades edh deck cry
Brozard: Did they ever find the rupture?
Wolfstrike_NL: Did we get that last bit of extra HP on Fran as well?
Leonhart321: Oh yeah, RIP Celing Egg
SymphonicLolita: ceiling egg is like the ribbon cutting ceremony
beowuuf: o7
DarkAbyssKeeper: Good question, next question.
plummeting_sloth: man, hand-bomb seems like a weird translation for whatever that is
Simriel: @browneepoints I mean if they don't people will miss Ceiling Egg.
Mr_Bitterness: oh noes Ceiling Egg!
BrowneePoints: Can we have a stream of Ceiling Egg's Funeral?
omdorastrix: Important question: I asked James but he was non-committal. Are you going to tell Bartleby that you're moving, or are you planning to sneak out without him noticing...
Amras0x00: the hand bombs work like in Glurp, right?
LordManiMani: @scrapyardghosttrain I thought it first but decided to mix things up for variety
accountmadeforants: Clearly the ceiling needs to be moved along with all the other stuff
Brozard: Ben said there was talk of bringing the Ceiling Egg panel with them
Didero:
So what you're saying is that we need to go do some hunts to get LP?
Genie_M: James said that Ceiling Egg will be cared for
TheMerricat:
Chat, all they need to do is remove the ceiling tile from the current moon base and reinstall it in the new one.. I'm fairly certain those are standarized sizes
matthaus_c: ceiling egg surgery
LordManiMani: Haha dumb trap
TXC2:
it's going to a farm up island
doubledbear: e g g
Genie_M: the 99th phoenix down
Brozard: Ceiling Egg Rehabitation
EricTheOrange: lol take the cealing tile with you
beowuuf:
@Genie_M "cared for" or "taken care of"? one has a diffrent connotation...
Simriel: What was the original Ceiling Egg thing? Like what did people originally miss?
LordManiMani: [big egg]
creasehearst: ceiling egg will spawn its progeny in the new moonbase
BrowneePoints: well I JUST realized if you moved what happen to egg lol
A_Dub888: Ceiling Egg: A part of our Heritage
Simriel: Like was it I miss seeing people right?.
malsareus: no ceiling egg left behind
Leonhart321: He's an integral part of the lore noe
Simriel: Yeah but didn't it start as people writing on the whiteboard?
plummeting_sloth: what if hand but egg
Sogheim: I appreciate this lore dump about ceiling egg
matthaus_c: the egg is self-cleaning
LordManiMani: Ty for storytime
plummeting_sloth: at this point it's load bearing
Spluuga: just need to move the ceiling tile and immortalize it
theymerLoviatar: @matthaus_c it has a nictitating membrane
doubledbear: that horrible e g g
matthaus_c: @theymerLoviatar sexy
Genie_M: I love the whirling status list
DarkAbyssKeeper: There was an Alien made of that material on the ceiling in this house for... I think 15 years? Maybe more.
MatthewDennisMTG: I work as a therapist for children; one of them threw my squishy toy that's the same texture as the egg on the ceiling, and I keep it on the ceiling in solidarity
niccus: no whammies of status effects
plundypops: Marlboros really are the worst, lol
SK__Ren: In the dead of night, away from prying eyes, the Ceiling Egg leaves its roost to head for the local water hole, to clean and refresh itself before returning home.
mendokusai_jamesdean: For being a Moonbase, I am surprised no body has a Moonball bouncy ball in the office
malsareus: Ashe could you please not?
Spacecarl: do we have any relevant status protecting accessories?
theymerLoviatar: Love to see all those status effects just wrrrrorping through the bars
malsareus: I feel having Ashe confused could kill us all
Sogheim: oil just increases damage from fire, right?
DarkAbyssKeeper: Oil is also a problem, Graham, think of the planet.
matthaus_c: more of that strange oil...
theymerLoviatar: Oil is probably nothing
malsareus: wait who let Vaan be the healer?
plummeting_sloth: disease IS a problem Graham, thank you for attending our fundraiser
chaostreader: It has in the past. Ashe has definitely killed the whole party before.
A_Dub888: Disease NUTS
EricTheOrange: @LoadingReadyRun so will the new MB have as many rooms as the current one? I know you said studio C would be bigger but what about the rest of it?
SocraticMethod: Fran should have it too
Molladia: I've clearly missed an episode because there is a party Guest
TXC2:
let me tell you chat, trying to eat a pork chop while you have a throat so sore it feels like there's a golf ball in there sucks, it's sucks BIG TIME
Didero: @Molladia We got him like half an hour ago
BrowneePoints: we just got him 20mins ago @Molladia
Spacecarl: Vaan missed his calling as a doctor
plummeting_sloth: Finally a giant open floor plan moon base
DarkAbyssKeeper: But what are you going to do with 9 bathrooms?
creasehearst: from a 5 year old gamefaqs post: "Archer, Shikari and Machinist each have all 3 Remedy Lores, and are the only jobs with Remedy Lore 3"
theymerLoviatar: @TXC2 have you considered blending the pork chop
thewolfisonfire: hm, does that mean that Desertbus may have bigger stuff being built?
malsareus: same number of arrays, larger numbers in the arrays
EvilBadman: Where are you going to be keeping the live bees
Molladia: Will there be a LoadingTime?
TXC2:
theymerLoviatar no time, it's getting clod already
BigDaddyBland87: We just a need a full tour after you move
Genie_M: we don't have a machinist though
EricTheOrange: daymn 2 bathrooms? you boogie
plummeting_sloth: there's an old like 10 story hotel here in Baltimore that's only going for like a million if you want some more rooms
Didero: You just got a 'suit of Charger Banding', I assume that's an equipment of some sort?
Riiiiiiis: but who will clean it?
BrowneePoints: *gasp*...that's perfect for Competitive Battlepoops!
Simriel: Semi Public bathroom sounds horrifying
RocknGrohlNerd: the comrade area
leondebowa: braiding
LadyLockwood92: Charger Barding
mwlsn: charger barger
Brozard: Chrgrbrgr
WiJohn: Churger Burger
RuiFaleiro: The Spacelines gave me the impetus to finally order some t-shirts and a hoodie from the store (and the spacelines bundle)
DarkAbyssKeeper: Charging Badger Barding
theymerLoviatar: Charger Barger, Glutton of Urborg
Molladia: Can finally get that 20m HDMI cable out out of the wall.
RocknGrohlNerd:
@theymerLoviatar we got there
whatthebus: I see you've found my suit of chargle bargle
leondebowa: ikinda like a sadle i think@
BrowneePoints: oh god SNL is in Final Fantasy now!?
fakeanimeboy: Moving vlogs ?
Electrodyne: Sorry I already bartered my charger
TheExactSame: So what is the average lifespan of a moonbase at this point?
TheExactSame: 3 yrs?
RocknGrohlNerd: If Penelo want spell, why no MP?
SocraticMethod: @LoadingReadyRun Fran has Remedy lore 3, 3 from right, 9 from top
fakeanimeboy: Swet I really like the old ones from years ago
SocraticMethod: On archer board
northos: @TheExactSame 4 I think. 5 moonbases in 20 years, ish
Genie_M: you can sort these lists
leondebowa: loot
TXC2:
to be fair, moonbases either last 1 year, or 6
Simriel: @theexactsame All the other moonbases were sent to a nice farm upstate
TheExactSame: Only 5?
Genie_M: archer side
SocraticMethod: 3 from left @LoadingReadyRun I'm bad at this
TheExactSame: @simriel oh good. So we can visit
EricTheOrange: Brading is like armor for horses I think? so I guess someone put armor on these "chargers"
I_Buy_Slingshats:
EricTheOrange: *barding
plummeting_sloth: yeah, might need to buy a few more of those
LordManiMani: As long as it isn't Queen Remedi
Narcuru: Charger bardong would be horse armor
Simriel: @theexactsame Uhhh... no....
Narcuru: Barding*
whatthebus: Fran, good news! Vaan... uh, keep doing you, buddy.
LordManiMani: *this joke brought to you by The Rememberers of Tactics Advance Plot Foundation
theymerLoviatar:
Wait, Graham is buying Remedy? 
matthaus_c: oh my
Critterbot: IIrc there are are gonna be a lot more enemies in here other than the malboro's that inflict disease, might wanna go back and get some more.
adamshandy: hahaha
adamshandy: I love it
Judders__: lol
leondebowa: trigger them
ScrapyardGhostTrain: That's evil.
plummeting_sloth: time to run the trap gaunlet to save
northos:
this save crystal in particular
t3h_f1gm3nt: @LordManiMani oh god i didn't get it until you added the second bit LuL
ScrapyardGhostTrain: And hilarious.
EricTheOrange: Having penelo be your big beefy hitter is funny to me'
EvilBadman: Run through them coward
Didero: Maybe you get a bonus if you trigger all of them!
TXC2: that's a Hero quest number and placement of traps
I_Buy_Slingshats: You saved. Might as well hit them
Sogheim: trigger all the traps, clean up the map
BigDaddyBland87: and none are healers...I tried it for laughs
thirsty_kitteh: gambits
plummeting_sloth: more gambits
thirsty_kitteh: you need gambits for penelo
EvilBadman: Gambits, you can buy one for 50 now I think?
Molladia: I love the combat and gambit mechanics, I wish there was a non FF game with something like it
HorusFive: [insert curling joke here]
Simriel: This games skill layout is WAY too complex xD
Spacecarl: the weapon icon didnt seem to be a broom
I_Buy_Slingshats: I love ffxii
Judders__: bubble?
plummeting_sloth: like when i was trying to build out my X-Men figure collection, you gotta save up for more gambits
Orlantia: im sorry, what is the shape of penelo's board?!?
Genie_M: mp < 10%
chaostreader: Vox?
mwlsn: Charge barge?
thewolfisonfire: this game is half autobattler, half action game
BusTed: 🤔
theymerLoviatar: @Orlantia That board of yours is absurd
LordManiMani:
@plummeting_sloth take my emote and shut up 
TXC2: looks more like an axe or hammer to me
MrVirite: it big
Orlantia: or have bad eyes
LadyLockwood92: That one's Virgo I think.
Mr_Bitterness: Oh hey, I've been there (in FFXIV)
Didero: That's quite the 'Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra' title
SocraticMethod: White mage is Aries
Sacrenos: Hey Graham, watched the YT update, and I just want to say I am MEGA HYPE for a new season of qwrpline! Also, are there any plans for loading time style videos on the move?
SocraticMethod: Virgo is Monk
Genie_M: worry, it's Dead.
Andymonium: oh i remember this bit in Dark Souls 2
Lazarus2511: ewww
theymerLoviatar: Thank you, I meme to please
matthaus_c: wish that were me
mhbmk2: BONE DRAGON'S READY
TXC2: Sacrenos there is yes
MrVirite: it's supposed to be healthy, you just took too long
Mazrae: Heal it??
t3h_f1gm3nt: dargon!
Simriel: Weird drake, but okay
LadyLockwood92: @SocraticMethod Which Penelo is.
TheThirdTail: Awww, it woke up from nappies when you got home, like a good doggo
HorusFive: I remember this guy from Adam's DarkSouls playthru
SocraticMethod: Yet another game steals from Dark Souls
Sacrenos:
@TXC2 I am a glutton for hours of behind the scenes footage, so more hype for me
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun "This isn't dignified," the artist quoted Miyazaki as saying. "Don't rely on the gross factor to portray an undead dragon. Can't you instead try to convey the deep sorrow of a magnificent beast doomed to a slow and possibly endless descent into ruin?"
Wolfstrike_NL: "This isn't dignified," the artist quoted Miyazaki as saying. "Don't rely on the gross factor to portray an undead dragon. Can't you instead try to convey the deep sorrow of a magnificent beast doomed to a slow and possibly endless descent into ruin?"
Molladia: Considering the frequency of same questions feels like we need another Youtube update to answer them all
SocraticMethod: @LadyLockwood92 G was looking at WM board IIRC.
mwlsn: Good lord
BrowneePoints: poetic
EricTheOrange: daymn
TXC2:
doubledbear: What a guy
Orlantia: thats kinda great
Izandai: wow
MWGNZ: that quote goes hard
t3h_f1gm3nt: so deep
LadyLockwood92: @SocraticMethod Yeah, but Monk would be the one that he described I'm pretty sure.
Spacecarl: I mena, that tells you everything you need to know about Souls games
adamshandy: zombie dragon is called hydro
adamshandy: Hydro the Zombie Dragon
plummeting_sloth: "Okay... I'll make less sticky looking"
SK__Ren: And this boss is named Hydro...
DarkAbyssKeeper: Better than what was said about AI modeled movement.
urkleturtle: "this isn't dignified" - proceeds to add ass jiggle physics to asylum demon
theymerLoviatar: @adamshandy had a really grimy torse
SK__Ren: Funny name given how dessicated it looks
SocraticMethod: @LadyLockwood92 diseased wingus?
LadyLockwood92: Yeh
EvilBadman: "This is not dignified, have Malenia show feet."
BrowneePoints: The Watcher in the Lake
BusTed: The Watcher
Izandai: The Watcher?
adamshandy: Mines of Moria
creasehearst: moria
Just_Herby: The Watcher in the Water
BrindleBoar: the watermelon door, yeah
1fairy2boots: The Watcher in the Lake
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Electrodyne: Water friend. You speak to him so you can go by
BrowneePoints: it informs the world building
Simriel: The actual model of it is amazing btw.
doubledbear: It is fun when the small details have their own stories
Duhstink: that's probably gotta be a card right?
Duhstink: I'd think
LadyLockwood92: It still kinda bugs me that they made Smaug not have front legs because a dragon with six limbs is 'unrealistic' because Dragons are definitely real.
Simriel: They did a model of it with all the details that isn't seen on screen, and it's really cool
BrowneePoints: IT LOOKS SO GOOD
tknomncr: I love the aesthetic of Souls games and I'd love to play them if they had an easy mode.
BrowneePoints: AND EOWYN IS ONE OF THE COMMANDERS!
1fairy2boots: Marit Lage
Spacecarl: dang that guy was chunking you
Azralorne: Holy moly you just hit me with a memory I didn't expect. I totally remember that part in the LOTR DVD, and I always thought it was so silly how hyped they were for that creature
theymerLoviatar: It looks like a really cool set!!
plummeting_sloth: horray, we killed it... er, re-killed it
Simriel: Tom Bombadil continually telling stories is dope design
Narcuru: yeah cause chat on twitch was.... not kind about
Orlantia: are they really only printing one "one ring" card?
BrowneePoints: Eowyn's design is SICK
RocknGrohlNerd:
doubledbear: I was excited for the LotR set but then I saw the price tag
Genie_M: the LotR set will have SO MANY OPINIONS all around
Genasi_Gaming: you shall not pass sounds better though
Didero: Didn't even need to Quicken
EvilBadman: @Orlantia there is one version of a specigic version of it
TheThirdTail: I do appreciate a good LotR piece of media. A shame I don't really play mtg any more
Azralorne: I watched that extended LOTR DVD so many times as a kid and I totally forgot about that silly monster in the water lol
SocraticMethod: Gambit!
EvilBadman: specific*
plummeting_sloth: ugh, Reddas, get out of the way of our cool team victory pose
Duhstink: mythic?
Genie_M: 4 mana mythic
theymerLoviatar: Now I have to decide between brewing Simic Tawnos or Radagast...
Gekyouryuu: @orlantia there'll be several, it's just got one special version
BrowneePoints: 1 serialized one
JAGxTERRA: "keep it secret" card and "keep it safe" card needs to happen
adamshandy: your narrative definitely interfered with the dignity and majesty of that boss fight.
Genie_M: one of tengwar writing
BrowneePoints: 300 elven rings, 700 dwarvish and 900 man
BrowneePoints: in Quenya
SuperWriterAndy: how much do you think it will be worth?
Pharmacistjudge: it reminds me of the outrage through the Willy Wonka movie with Johnny depp and people were upset that they chose to be book accurate rather than the changes made by the previous movie
EricTheOrange: that would be very funny
Didero: Can you go back to heal?
SK__Ren: I hope it shows up in a landfill in 2 years
Robot_Bones: As long as someone opens it and throws it into a volcano
Spacecarl: But like I hope some 12 year old gets it and plays in unsleeved
mhbmk2: it's going to majorly screw with the retail price before and after it's opened tbh
Judders__: never opened until 50 years later
LidofLoathing: someone opens it twenty years later, on twitch5
thewolfisonfire: it was never found, 10 yeasrs later you make a chaos draft and find it.
RocknGrohlNerd: @SK__Ren big YES
EricTheOrange: daymn so much sol ring
Narcuru: Quenya
BrowneePoints: yep Quenya
EvilBadman: I want someone to give it to Steven Colbert just to see what happens
Sacrenos: I sure hope it is found, or every unopened pack wil get stupidly expensive in a few years
TheMerricat: " “And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend. Legend became myth. And for two and a half thousand years, the ring passed out of all knowledge.”"
Izandai: It annoys me that the numbers for the Sol Rings are multiplied by 100 but the number for The One Ring isn't.
EdExecute: It'll only be worth anything if it actually gets opened and someone tries to buy it
Narcuru: 3000 nonfoil 300 foiled ones etc
Genie_M: 300 numbered foil elven and 3000 elven ones...
goatprince: graham what did i miss while i was caring for my puppy these last few streams
plundypops: Shivam said he hoped someone who knows nothing about magic gets it and plays it unsleeved for years, and that is just funny to me. Lol
EricTheOrange: I don't MTG but I hear Sol ring still like a must have in formats that allow it
Genie_M: it's a cool promotion thing
malsareus: LOTR nerds graham, that's who cares
mhbmk2: someone's going to get it on a purchase by lark, not know what it is and stuff it in their pocket or something
Simriel: The Dwarven ones not being in dwarven script makes me sad
adamshandy: If LRR opened the One Ring
adamshandy: what would you do
EricTheOrange: @goatprince OMG baby doggo
plummeting_sloth: and 100 rings, and 1 foil ring, to rule them all
MatthewDennisMTG: What if someone flip it or rips it
Critterbot: That would be wild!
ZephyrousOne: Crack-a-pack
SymphonicLolita:
Izandai:
Robot_Bones: Cast it into the fire
Izandai: Correct answer.
Genie_M: most content creators dread to open it
niccus: the moonbase would be beset with all kinds of gollums
TXC2: all these different fancy versions of cards reminds my of the many different fancy version of comic books
JAGxTERRA: sell it for payroll
Wolfstrike_NL: Buy moonbase 7
RocknGrohlNerd: smart
Just_Herby: You'll open it in a crack-a-pack in like 12 years
Brozard: Throw it in a river
Diabore: it will be worth many many money
BrindleBoar: get paid, son
Pharmacistjudge: I love all the people who would drop it into a volcano.
Narcuru: its probably worth at least 6 figures
Uzumaki15: If it was seeded my money is on Post Malone opening it
Firewhiskers: What if Frodo sold it
matthaus_c: ring up Post Malone
malsareus: sell it and fund the next Roadquest
BrowneePoints: The last time they did something like this was a Brainstorm that went for like 17k I think right?
theymerLoviatar: Should everyone wear brown pants to the PPR just in case?
NojhLivic: Who had time to etch all of that into the metal/stone??
PixelArtDragon: Ah, so "use it to gain wealth"
Spacecarl: I kindof love the idea that the one ring can be opened by somebody with no magic knowledge who has no idea what they got. and just plays it. THAT is in flavor.
BigDaddyBland87: Oh so it's the Tower of Babel
plummeting_sloth: alright, gotta go let the plumber in. later all
Sacrenos: Hire some professional movers to get the move done without lifting a finger
BusTed: The Watcher!
DarkAbyssKeeper: I guarantee people will play flip or rip with LotR.
Gekyouryuu: @evilbadman if I open it, I'm legit posting to Twitter and asking "how many people do you think I'll piss off if I get Stephen colbert to sign this?"
EdExecute: Release the vid after it's been sold for safety lol
adamshandy: is LRR a co-op? you don't have to answer this, I'm not attacking or anything
Pharmacistjudge: @theymerLoviatar they open collector boosters on pre-record crack a packs
EvilBadman: @Gekyouryuu Godspeed
Izandai: If I opened it I would be so go on a trip and throw it into a volcano but I would definitely just hold it for a while and then sell it.
SocraticMethod: Ah, a puzzle dungeon!
EricTheOrange: @LoadingReadyRun It'd be funny if you threw it into a volcano
Brozard: Film a follow up cH where Ben & crew trek to a volcano (YJ) to throw it in the lava (sell it)
Boiler_bot: I love this games script.
matthaus_c: and here did he Dynast-max his Pokémon
theymerLoviatar: I love Fran's giga sideburns
Simriel: I doubt YJ would buy it, it's gonna be Mega Money
malsareus: if your blood talks see a doctor
adamshandy: anime breathing
Uzumaki15: I appreciated some of Magic twitter saying that if they opened the special one ring that they record themselves throwing it into a volcano
BrowneePoints: It's gonna be like 50k or more
EvilBadman: I wonder if you could raise enough money doing an actual "Casting it into a volcano" video. Kinda like that potato salad guy a couple years ago
Yolysses: But hear me out: sell the one ring, and BUY the next moonbase!
TXC2: malsareus I think see a shaman at that point
BrowneePoints: easy
Firewhiskers: Thanks Alexander O for your lovely translation
TheMerricat: But are they mysterious Fran? Really? I think he's being quite forthwrite here....
BigDaddyBland87: Ashe makes more exasperated huffs than anyone in video games
MrVirite: burn it for the clout
Pharmacistjudge: I bet someone like Post Malone would buy it.
Gekyouryuu: Oh, Graham, you know what you should do if you open it? Desert Bus auction
EvilBadman: Possibly CARD KINGDOM DOT COM
Genie_M: it's guessed to be about 200-250k right now
EricTheOrange: I wonder if Card Kingdom has the money to buy it.
BusTed: Haha.
adamshandy: ahahah
Izandai:
YUP
goatprince: once you open it you bite someone's finger off?
t3h_f1gm3nt: LuL
LordManiMani: Quality names here
Critterbot: Haa, yeah...
adamshandy: truly representative of the One Ring
TXC2: "no...it's in my pocket"
Didero: First ascent? How many ascents are they expecting?
JAGxTERRA: oh no the ring irl
Firewhiskers: They should make a Two Ring to troll people
SK__Ren: Sweet, raid time
Snowcookies: Volcanoes are dangerous to go near anyways
undecided44: It came to me... TO ME!!!!
quietcat: road quest 2: journey to mt. doom lol
MWGNZ: i would trade a piece of cardboard for not having a mortgage
niccus: isn't sol ring the two ring
SocraticMethod: @Didero more than one, duh
doubledbear:
Toss it into Alex's forge 
Genie_M: this was a good place
Mangledpixel: are there any active volcanoes in BC? I know there's at least one dormant one as you noted it in Road Quest
mendokusai_jamesdean: I HATE this area!
Sacrenos: the big quesstion is if it will appreciate or depreciate in value. It's not like the black lotus.
KBKarma: Ah gods, Rabanastre.
adamshandy: The Lhusu Mines
adamshandy: for skeleton farming
Genie_M: now to go for hunts
Didero:
So, time for hunts?
Firewhiskers: @Mangledpixel Not yet
Decaped: Volcano Quest has a nice ring to it
LadyLockwood92: Apparently there's a mechanic of the Ring tempting you.
EvilBadman: Try your local CVS
Spacecarl: Oh, did we check a armor/weapon vendor since all that plot? was it just the magic?
MrVirite: someone said this was a long dungeon?
goatprince: esper hunting, obviously
SymphonicLolita: Mt St Helens probably the closest
Mischievous_Catgeist: make a copy of it and do a "road quest" type bit to Hawaii or somewhere and throw it in a volcano all paid by selling the real card
thewolfisonfire: @Firewhiskers the image is of a toe foot with the ring on of its toes
BrowneePoints: hurl optimus into the fires
doubledbear: Once i looked up how this area worked it was fine, definitely drags on too long
DarkAbyssKeeper: Mountain Doom?
Simriel: @ladylockwood92 The Ring tempting you seems like it's gonna be the initiative
theymerLoviatar: I should get a Mount Doom and get it altered to look like my dearly departed cat, who was named Mount Doom
MWGNZ: the taste of mt doom
Simriel: Or similar in style
Fancy_frenchman: Saving the last 2 permanents is so good
EricTheOrange: do you sacrifice creatures to it to destroy artifacts?
EvilBadman: @Simriel But, negative, possibly?
KBKarma: Pharos is lighthouse, isn't it... Ridorana Lighthouse. Oh *gods*.
Izandai: Very good.
t3h_f1gm3nt: nice
BrowneePoints: hurl optimus into the fire
Sogheim: boom
Simriel: I gotta say tho, Tom Bombadil is the best design IMO
BusTed:
LadyLockwood92: @KBKarma No Math this time, hopefully.
Lazarus2511:
Simriel: When one story ends, he starts another
LurkerSpine: I feel like Eagles should be exempt
thirsty_kitteh: surely they need a flying creature to save the two others
goatprince: create 2 1/1 bird tokens
Angreed66: the damage ability seems dangerous
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Sac the TARDIS...
EricTheOrange: Is the matrix of power the one ring in that scenario?
undecided44: Hadn't heard that... that's good. Except "... destroy all non-bird creatures"
Mr_Bitterness: Cardboard Crack Reference Here
LadyLockwood92: @LoadingReadyRun How are you at remembering your prime numbers, just in case.
Genie_M: "how many legendaries are in the set?" - "yes."
KBKarma: @KBKarma One can only hope. Though, to be fair, I've not done the Lighthouse much. And, once I found out how to do math boss, it was fine.
doubledbear: Sacrifice Godzilla and Gidora
Izandai: IMO they absolutely nailed the design for The One Ring.
Angreed66: did they learn nothing from ramanup ruins?
thewolfisonfire: Sac Gojira
niccus: it's free card draw, why wouldn't you tap it
RocknGrohlNerd: all the mox opals that are not legal in modern will end up in mount doom
TXC2: Angreed66 clearly not
Critterbot: Hey chat has been revoked!
Boiler_bot: Why Remedy when you can Esuna?
Duhstink: Why didn't they just ride the eagles to New Phyrexia?
Sogheim: !sir
Genie_M: balfonheim port?
doubledbear: The other item seller in the port should
Boiler_bot: Fair
bytecaster: Some kind of remedy merchant or potion seller, if you will?
KBKarma: I was about to say that myself.
MrVirite: potion seller
goatprince: what about getting the spell cleanse?
Genie_M: 99
Firewhiskers: 400 gil!
PixelArtDragon: I love that the LRR folks have come up with a very clear, concise, and unambiguous way to tell chat "this is a time when it's okay to give advice"
RocknGrohlNerd: potion merchant in my RPG? no way
Pharmacistjudge: umm...you can't handle my strongest remedies
Boiler_bot: What a steal
Spluuga: ah yes the portion seller
Mr_Bitterness: Drop in the bucket
Genie_M: why not 99?
Invitare: My remedies could kill a Bone Dragon
EpiiMeth: Are you sure that's enough?
Spacecarl: You can't open yourself up for a Remedeez like that though
doubledbear: I would have maxed too lol
jessicaengle:
Hi Graham and chat
EvilBadman: Just wear a mask, geeze
jessicaengle:
Boiler_bot: You say that now
RocknGrohlNerd: @jessicaengle Hi
DarkAbyssKeeper: You don't need my strongest remedies, you're unlikely to encounter mega-syphilis.
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KBKarma: Oh, Marlboro enemies can fucking do one.
LurkerSpine: the real q: Is Gil worth a dollar or a yen?
ZephyrousOne: That's pretty cheap for health care, at least by American standards.
Simriel: @spacecarl Who's Steve Jobs
sethtriggs: Oh I love this game!
Pharmacistjudge: i got access to some, really, really strong remedies.
theymerLoviatar: Could sacrifice Mount Doom and Krark's Thumb, that feels pretty flavorful
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jessicaengle: Congrats on the new Moony B
Spluuga: @LurkerSpine depends on the economy
Firewhiskers: If a stronger Malboro is called a "Vivian" do they just get siller names as they are stronger, like "Larry" or "Dorothy"?
Sacrenos: !next
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urkleturtle: remedies can also be used for cheesing some difficult hunts with a certain accessory
SuperWriterAndy: mount doom deep?
northos: pharos is very long so side content is probably a decent idea
Spacecarl: Did you ever check the weapon/armor vendors after the plot?
northos: ooh bonus!
matthaus_c: make way for PIF
BigDaddyBland87: it's a bit meaty
KBKarma: Wait, it's Garbage Day today?!
LurkerSpine: oooh, bonus pif
goatprince: it's Pif's!
RocknGrohlNerd: @KBKarma yeah
DarkAbyssKeeper: Which couple?
MrVirite: fly?
EpiiMeth: Fly?
jessicaengle: Ooo Garbage day.
Genie_M: you have a plane
RocknGrohlNerd: non-mobile games?
Sacrenos: die?
KBKarma: Piff the Magic Dragon?
urkleturtle: salikawood
doubledbear: Salika wood
Mischievous_Catgeist: threw the necro door
Invitare: the best way to get to something called a Necro Hauler would surely be to die?
matthaus_c: how about the Degahall
MrVirite: you have an airship, that can take you closer?
doubledbear: it's only a couple screens from the wood
urkleturtle: nope. only deadlands and salikawoods have entrances to nabudis
Molladia: Why bonus Wheeler on Saturday as well as Sunday?
adamshandy: nabudis is so satisfying to say
CAKHost: Does Ester Sans add graininess to text?
Critterbot:
4 gil.
theymerLoviatar: @Critterbot one for each party member
northos:
@adamshandy nabuDIS NUTS
RocknGrohlNerd: @adamshandy it is ,also..... nabudeez etc.
CAKHost: *font, actually
SymphonicLolita: maybe cause we missed sunday
DarkAbyssKeeper: Don't look a gift Wheeler in the mouth.
creasehearst: probably Is This Your Card got moved due to a tournament that Wheeler had to attend
adamshandy: i just got deez nutted x2, this is the end
DarkAbyssKeeper: He bites.
Robot_Bones: Wheeler probably wants to make up for last week
BrowneePoints: That's what James is for
BigDaddyBland87: uh oh Wheeler's gone rogue
niccus: i think just catching up, but also *eventually* ITYC is moving time slots
omdorastrix: There's stuff that you do, that after you do it, you forget it happens...
theymerLoviatar: @adamshandy there typically are two of doze nuts, so
MrVirite:
@LoadingReadyRun you can have a party of 1 to avoid those
Genie_M: kaboom
Critterbot: Can anyone cast float?
RocknGrohlNerd: high-fives @northos
SocraticMethod: So G, have you heard about a good word Float?
PixelArtDragon: Is it possible to move each party member independently?
1fairy2boots: You can deactivate characters maybe
Sacrenos: what, you don;t personally micro manage all of LRR to the minute? How dare you be a reasonable and good boss!
LordManiMani: [Gardenscapes voice] "wow"
malsareus: Reddas is not good at con based trap detection
SK__Ren: can you remove everyone but the leader from the party when running past traps?
goatprince: float is a group spell
SocraticMethod: It's AOE
DarkAbyssKeeper: Its spelled Necrohol, so I can't help but imagine undead booze.
Squigel: hey these guys have remedies to steal
EvilBadman: Please, please, it's Floatilla
Critterbot: It'll affect everyone and it'll make you not trigger traps, also makes you immune to some attacks.
SocraticMethod: It'
goatprince: float is time magic, i think
omdorastrix: @EvilBadman Float is your dad's name?
BigDaddyBland87: Balthier would have the license
LordZarano:
@sacrenos That's James's job
Critterbot: It's green.
Sogheim: fun fact: in FF8, Float is one of three spells you cannot refine from items
SocraticMethod: Time spell
theymerLoviatar: @omdorastrix bravo
Critterbot: Pretty sure you have it.
DueRecompense: ask ChatGPT, they probably know
SocraticMethod: Tchita Uplands' Oliphzak Rise, north of save crystal
Boiler_bot: Steel Polyn accessories would also work?
Genie_M: Float's license costs 80 License Points in the Zodiac versions, where the spell is found in Tchita Uplands' Oliphzak Rise, which is the area north from the save crystal area. The treasure for Float is in the lower right end behind a large rock, past a dome-shaped ruin.
TheMerricat: "Float's license costs 80 License Points in the Zodiac versions, where the spell is found in Tchita Uplands' Oliphzak Rise, which is the area north from the save crystal area. The treasure for Float is in the lower right end behind a large rock, past a dome-shaped ruin. "
TheMerricat: doh
SocraticMethod: Time spell 7
matthaus_c: so disrespectful to not step on such carefully laid traps
SocraticMethod: It's a chest drop
Gulleko:
you had a couple of float boots, right? 
theymerLoviatar: I think Fran may have a problem
TheMerricat: so chat, if you cast float on the characters, do they actually float on screen and/or slide through the air or is it just a status effect?
Genie_M: it does if everyone has that or steel poleyn
ZephyrousOne: Well, it would keep penelo from triggering every one of them.
thirsty_kitteh: you could just banish your companions when not in combat. you don't have to run a full team
TXC2: !events
LadyLockwood92: I'm gonna peace out and vc with some friends. Have a good stream G, see you in the VoD.
beregolas: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are prepared... are you? It's Garbage Day!) at Wed 01:00 PM PDT (1:03 from now).
Spacecarl: do we have blizzaga yet?
r10pez10: blitzball bazinga
TXC2: so long LadyLockwood92 stay safe
Genie_M:
Float is "Levitaga" in japanese
Spacecarl: dang. oh well
Squigel: i think you have the spell not the liscence
Spacecarl: heeeey, just enough points
matthaus_c: magical bureaucracy is incredible
KBKarma: Has anyone thrown out the FFXIV copypasta, or does that get people muted/banned?
theymerLoviatar: People always complain the FF8 Junction system is complicated but as someone who grew up playing that this feels way more baffling than that ever did
1fairy2boots: Yes, Fran has the power of the Beach Boys.
TXC2: copypasta will get timed out yes
LadyLockwood92: Change of plans, I return.
LathosTiran: "...Heavensword."
Genie_M: Penelo's greatsword is bigger than her
KBKarma: Cool cool. Then I'll mentioned that FFXIV is great, and leave it at that.
CAKHost: Speaking on Mobile games, I'm trying out a game where the commercial was trying to sell the game as this murder mystery and that a grandmother is the murderer; but she tells her granddaughter "He's alive!"; presumably the one that is murdered. Anyways, the game so far doesn't have that. A lot of the granddaughter thinking the grandmother is hiding something but no idea what. It's called Merge Mansion.
TheMerricat:
WB @LadyLockwood92
Pharmacistjudge: the junction system was simple....don't ever cast magic and add it to your attack stats.
TXC2: welcome back LadyLockwood92
t3h_f1gm3nt: who could have ever known?!?!?!
mwlsn: "Were you surprised? I was surprised. I was so surprised."
LadyLockwood92: Ty~
WiJohn: Hello, I am perfectly normal chest
Boiler_bot: FF12 gambit system seems complex until you figure out the two dozen or so gambits you actually need for 95% of the game.
goatprince: i think there's a hidden merchant nearby.....
DueRecompense: ^^
CAKHost: I am playing it mostly because it is the first mobile game that doesn't have ads playing in it!
BrowneePoints: Holy Crap the Game Grumps did a video with Roberta Williams of Sierra. That just gave me nostalgia whiplash
TheMerricat: @CAKHost that's the Gardenscape games, right?
northos: yeah there's a secret merchant that would be good to find
CAKHost: @CAKHost I don't think it is from the same company
theymerLoviatar: Aeroga, Blizzaga, let's see how many people get an earworm from that
DueRecompense: this guy sucks
KBKarma: Has anyone in LRR played FFIX on stream? It's one of my favourites (of the two I've played)?
plummeting_sloth: ha, beat the plumber here so I'm back
TXC2:
theymerLoviatar already had it playing
1fairy2boots: Oh right, maybe a gambit for Fran to also use remedy on doomed allies.
TheMerricat:
@CAKHost nvm I was thinking of merge manor.
Boiler_bot: FF9 would be neat to see played.
Judders__: penelo swinging that sword hard
BrowneePoints: 9 is the objectively best all around ff
sethtriggs: 9 - is that the one with Steiner?
BrowneePoints: would be neat
Genie_M: Matt Wiggins did a playthrough yeah
Spacecarl: I dont believe so
northos: I think 7, 10, and this have been the only ones on the main channel
t3h_f1gm3nt: don't believe FF9 has been on a LRR stream
EricTheOrange: kathleen played 10, and Graham played 7 and now 12
SK__Ren: FFIX is in my top 3 final fantasies
KBKarma: A friend of mine recently changed his favourite from IX to XIV, which is why it came to mind.
Spacecarl: Your run of 7 was possibly my favorite PiF
t3h_f1gm3nt: also 9 is best FF and vivi is best boy
BrindleBoar: Adam and Matt have both homestreamed 10 as well I think?
TXC2: kathleen played a bit of 13-lightning returns
LadyLockwood92: Ben's played a little of 14 on stream too if you wanna be technical.
Boiler_bot: Yeah Graham's FF7 playthrough was amazing
DarkAbyssKeeper: Clearly someone needs to speedrun the whole thing? 1-115?
sethtriggs: Yeah I really loved the 7 run with the Tifa-God
EricTheOrange: I really like 9 stiener and Vivi are my favorite Ff charecters
Manae: I'm just waiting for the FF7R treatment for FF6
theymerLoviatar: @t3h_f1gm3nt and Freya is best girl
Genie_M: Matt did all* the FF games
plummeting_sloth: I did enjoy your run of 7, I put it on when I'm sick in bed
DueRecompense: hey G, might be a reason
t3h_f1gm3nt: @theymerLoviatar i see you are a person of culture as well
sethtriggs: Yeah one of my friends played 9 for me in a stream and it was awesome
DueRecompense: secret merchant,
CAKHost: I wouldn't say that Merge Mansion is great; as it kinda is an idle game in terms of energy management.
theymerLoviatar: @t3h_f1gm3nt I love her so much
Boiler_bot: I think the FF6 Pixel Remaster is the best you'll get
BrowneePoints: 9 is legitimately probably the best put together FF as a whole
BrowneePoints: even if other FFs have higher "peak" moments
TehAmelie: FF6 did have a remake on Gameboy Advance. it's pretty neat, ruining classic mistranslations asside
TehAmelie: aside
Pharmacistjudge: 6 pixel remaster is definitely worse than ff6 on the GBA
Critterbot: @TehAmelie Remaster*
theymerLoviatar: @t3h_f1gm3nt and also Burmecia and Cleyra are my fave areas in the game
t3h_f1gm3nt: @theymerLoviatar saaaame. one of my favorite posessions is a big art piece done in colored pencil of her that i got for a steal at an anime con
KBKarma: I really loved IX. Though it's been a long time since I've played it.
CAKHost: And they gave me a survey that was asking how I would feel if the game had more "player interactions"; which doesn't seem to fit what Merge Mansion is at all.
Squigel: nah the guy is somewhere else
plummeting_sloth: man, the slightly titled floor is making me feel a little drunk
Pharmacistjudge: the pixel remaster doesn't have the bonus dungeon or the bonus espers of FFVI GBA
t3h_f1gm3nt: yeah seriously burmecians are one of my favorite fantasy races. and the areas they inhabit are great @theymerLoviatar
SK__Ren: @Boiler_bot The funniest part is, doesn't the pixel remaster just straight up come with a copy of the orginal game too? I've been told the emulators perform better than the native port.
Genie_M: this map being just a _bit_ tilted makes is so much unsettling
DarkAbyssKeeper: Magic or tilt physic, your choice.
EricTheOrange: I like how they made the straight man (stiener) into a comedic charecter when thy are usualy stoic badasses, Like cloud or squall)
Mangledpixel:
I keep getting pinged cos people are talking about pixel remasters
theymerLoviatar: @t3h_f1gm3nt it would be so easy to make the Burmecians just lul goofy rat people and then they go through some of the most tragic shit in an FF game ever
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KBKarma: When I started with XIV, I picked Lancer/Dragoon as my starting class in honour of Freya.
SocraticMethod: @TehAmelie excuse me, Ted Woolsey did deliberate localization decisions not mistranslations
DarkAbyssKeeper: Pixel remaster was alright, a bit mangled.
plummeting_sloth: I guess a remaster is a kind of mangling of pixels
KBKarma: *dives for the flame retardant suit*
TehAmelie: you could call it that :3
theymerLoviatar: @KBKarma I wanted to play against type and made a max heigh Au Ra Xaela White Mage, boy was that the wrong call because of how bad the WHM questline is
Pharmacistjudge: but, Balthier, you didn't do anything...
Sacrenos: I only played FF14, the entire series never grabbed me. I don't have the attention span to play 100 hour long RPG stories...
TXC2: Pharmacistjudge Didn't I? (teleports away)
Judders__: was that ff7 playthrough G's first time?
BrowneePoints: @Judders__ definitely not
CAKHost: Does Apple not allow apps to run ads on their phones?
CAKHost: (General question to anyone, not just G)
KBKarma: @theymerLoviatar Oofta. The Lancer storyline consisted of some edgelord getting into trouble and you getting him out of it. The Dragoon storyline, however, was great, especially before Heavensward.
Squigel: arcane
TXC2: CAKHost are you sure you're not in airplane mode?
SocraticMethod: @TehAmelie but seriously, catridge translations were crapshoot anyways because english took much space than japanese
theymerLoviatar: @theymerLoviatar oh yes the pre-HW Dragoon line is so gloriously good, I severely regret not playing through them concurrently
DarkAbyssKeeper: How is dark not Black magic? Japan?
plummeting_sloth: that's a quality stone right there
SocraticMethod: So something had to be cut
KBKarma: Huzzah!
TehAmelie: yeah. Woolsey did say he had to compress the dialogue into about 1/2 of the words
EvilBadman: Have you seen the Pedro Pascal adds for that game with the grandma murderer?
Invitare: have you had any ads for a game called Top War? I get that one a lot
plummeting_sloth: I can't thank you enough for showing the actual games behind those awful ads. I've always had a morbid curiosity about it
DarkAbyssKeeper: Watch and P- Watch Ads.
CAKHost: @TXC2 I have an android phone; It is just that a few games I have tried on my phone have in-app ads and I HATE them.
Critterbot: Green magicv is all about buffs, so no attack magic. Dark is arcane.
KBKarma: @theymerLoviatar The crafting questlines are *generally* quite good. With the exception of ARM, for the most part.
CAKHost: And was thinking that G was so lucky to have avoided them!
LordZarano: Can't even disable the app's internet access?
CAKHost: @TXC2 And I haven't needed to turn on airplane mode at all.
DarkAbyssKeeper: The door of what?
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
malsareus: nature roars down under
EvilBadman: Oh, this is a horrOR door.
TheNerdWonder: Hor-ror
TXC2: CAKHost I have no idea then
LadyLockwood92: Evidently the Frodo and Sam from the Commander precons for LoTR have 'Partner With' which is pretty great.
theymerLoviatar: @LadyLockwood92 oh my god they were partners
undecided44: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are prepared... are you? It's Garbage Day!) at Wed 01:00 PM PDT (50m from now).
LordZarano: @cakhost if the game doesn't use the internet for anything else you can go into Android settings and turn off its internet access. I've done that for a couple of things
CAKHost: Also I probably would not recommend Merge Mansion for W+P given the energy system. I think I get like 10 mins of play if I try to wait 1.5 hours?
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CAKHost: The Machine is functioning.
Pharmacistjudge: Panelo. 1v1 me bro!
goatprince: let her solo them
malsareus: you outnumber them G
adamshandy: dispelga would be very useful
goatprince: they shan't, graham
CAKHost: I think they are too smart to leave.
Boiler_bot: Neat
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TXC2: eleventy thousand episodes in and we're still learning stuff
A_Dub888: !findquote door
LRRbot: Quote #2400: "If you're not experiencing Dark Souls in essentially slamming your nutsack in a car door repeatedly over and over again until you just wish you were dead... then obviously you aren't enjoying Dark Souls CORRECTLY." —Cameron [2016-04-27]
MrVirite: a real fake door?
SocraticMethod: Dunno why, but they remind me of Rook from ancient moba Demigod
Didero: A door you can't open is just a wall
MrVirite: or a fake real door?
TheNerdWonder: But what about the Door of Horror?
goatprince: oversouls appear per # of kills in this area
Boiler_bot: That's a nice spell!
EricTheOrange: I like the wobly distortion effect they put on ghosts and stuff in this game
Didero: I thought everybody was already pretty brave
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @TheNerdWonder Now the team is Bravery enough to face it.
malsareus: those large lads sure know some spells
TXC2: who know legs could be so smart
Pharmacistjudge: how is babil formed?
mwlsn: Something something Liz England's "The Door Problem" in re doors you can't open
malsareus: oh good more bacon
KBKarma: More like zombie peacekey.
EricTheOrange: isn't a zobie worlock just a lich?
whatthebus: mmmmm forbidden donut
Simriel: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are prepared... are you? It's Garbage Day!) at Wed 01:00 PM PDT (40m from now).
RocknGrohlNerd:
Dang IT pharmacistjudge
sethtriggs: I swear the voice of the player character (at least the shouts) makes me think of Toad.
BigDaddyBland87: So @LoadingReadyRun there is a hunt in this area, but will only show up if you are low health
SocraticMethod: Is that "hey, chat" question?
Squigel: "The player must slay twenty foes for the first one to appear, fifteen more for the second, and ten more, and five more, and three more, and finally, one more for the final one to spawn. Afterward, the player can leave the Necrohol and reenter to reset the spawns."
Didero: Can you walk around with fewer than 3 people?
EricTheOrange: So i haven't played this game sense it came out, but why do vann and penelo stick around after they rescue penelo from the pirates?
KBKarma: Right, I'm gonna go make my dinner, hopefully before Garbage starts.
Boiler_bot: Hey game that's not fair
Diabore: un oh, it showed up
BigDaddyBland87: and the Helvinek...oh that sucks
malsareus: horse
Andymonium: love that gundam
malsareus: maybe turn your healing back on?
northos: uh
Didero: So you can turn healing back on? Because I'm scared now
Foxmar320: Hello G hows it going
leondebowa: turn on heals
TheTekkieman: That's the hunt, spawned when Fran went Critical.
SocraticMethod: Time to enable healing I guess
TXC2: Hello Foxmar320
Squigel: and then this dumb fucking horse spawns
Boiler_bot: oh shit also Helvinek
LurkerSpine: is that thing undead?
Diabore: reddas is dead ass
BigDaddyBland87: and Helvinek will keep chasing you forever
Firewhiskers: It's not even the enemy with the highest HP in the game...
Foxmar320: Hello txc2
theymerLoviatar: I thought Reddas was that country in Dragon Age
Judders__: time for a mist me thinks
SocraticMethod: @EricTheOrange Because Vaan likes adventure and skypirating and Penelo likes Vaan
Diabore: rare spawn
northos: it's rare game
BigDaddyBland87: No...special enemy
Boiler_bot: Just a spawn
leondebowa: rare hunt i think?
Squigel: rare game
northos:
more actually, according to the wiki
Diabore: the game cant display its full hp, so it just shows the cap
Boiler_bot: This was an unfortunate time for them to show up tbh
urkleturtle: there's rare mobs that spawn and give you emblems for killing them. the sidequest for that is at the beach camp
Mazrae: Where are the other team members
SocraticMethod: @Mazrae Away while Esper is summoned
Mazrae: Ah okay just wanted to make sure they were sent away
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SocraticMethod: Quickening hits one, last attack is AoE IIRC
EricTheOrange: @SocraticMethod i guess the question is more why do they let vann tag along
ramiel117: I'll see myself out
RocknGrohlNerd:
Ok So the horse is just rando mob, I get it now
SocraticMethod: @EricTheOrange because at first Vaan had a plot coupon with him, then he was "useful"
LordZarano: I've got a few mobile games from back when Humble was doing Android bundles. Really nice for playing without all the usual mobile bs. Cos I paid for them and therefore own them (novel concept I know). Itch is also good for that
Andymonium: why is that last 1% of HP so much thicker than the rest of the bar
theymerLoviatar: @Andymonium load-bearing hit point
Diabore: that thing gave 13 lp
TheThirdTail: @andymonium a lot of enemies in this game get massive stat buffs at low hp
Andymonium: @Andymonium ohhh that makes sense, gotta shore those up
RocknGrohlNerd: @ramiel117 no no I liked it
BigDaddyBland87: Cause HP Crit aggro is annoying
Judders__: do they enrage or something?
SocraticMethod: @Andymonium When boss/hunt goes into last stand they don't have cooldowns anymore, so you spend more time healing
A_Dub888:
Diabore: fran just consistently throwing hands
Pharmacistjudge: stay on target
CAKHost: Do not look at Chat!
A_Dub888: @Diabore "Get these hands!" - Fran probably
Jethrain: ooh watch+play is tonight?
LordZarano: !listen
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
DarkAbyssKeeper: So if Boatswain is "Bosun", is Nordswain "Norsun"?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Always good advice.
IviaRelle: I'll never get over Ashe's "MmmmmMMM!" of focused angry casting in these sequences.
BigDaddyBland87: I don't think there is a save point in this whole area
kakmize: There is a chat?
TXC2: chat is the mindkiller
Boiler_bot: palpatineironicdotgif
Decaped: Witness me
bytecaster: It's true, we are!
Jethrain: Then it's tonight (greetings from germany)
RocknGrohlNerd: Quick chat, hide
Orlantia: the chains
jmchap: is it not dead yet?
accountmadeforants:
Electrodyne: Hey is this Final Fantasy? Did we fight Garland yet?
bytecaster: Damage is put on the stack first after all
Diabore: we get to finish our attack animations before we know
accountmadeforants:
Quickening damage goes on the stack
Simriel: Damage uses the stack
PixelArtDragon: @Electrodyne He knocked us all down
Orlantia: gross
Didero:
So just do that again
RocknGrohlNerd:
This game damage on the stačí, wow
SocraticMethod: So I just took a look at Quickening damage formula and it dealt psychic damage to me. Don't want to spoil it unless G approves
A_Dub888: @TXC2 I know chat brings total annihilation, but is it a "little" death?
Electrodyne: @pixelartdragon Thank you I missed it!
Didero: Is that a Gambit you can set too, 'if foe immune to physical'?
TXC2: A_Dub888 depends on the chat size
RocknGrohlNerd: *damage on the stack (damn autocorrect)
KilrenKrae: sounds like someone has a cold
KilrenKrae: i share that pain
leondebowa: annul
BigDaddyBland87: It says an attack that drains all MP
Vonbane: blizzaga is expensive lol
TXC2: KilrenKrae as do I
TheTekkieman: Deathscythe has that same annoying thing Oversouls use that drains all MP.
LordZarano: Disable attack gambits while it's immune?
accountmadeforants: @SocraticMethod Yup, that sure is a turn-based game damage formula.
TheTekkieman: Shades of Black rolled Scourge.
Didero:
Can you Dispel it?
Pharmacistjudge: it takes like 2 minutes to wear off or something
Critterbot: @Didero No.
Didero: @Didero shame
NojhLivic: "Wake me up inside"
CururuGuasu: I think guns and hand bombs can get through it
Didero: The Paling dropped!
KilrenKrae: Graham, i blame you for me currently installing this game.
Molladia: @KilrenKrae THat was a choice you made, don't blame G
RocknGrohlNerd:
1fairy2boots: 27LP
TXC2: CONGRATULATIONS
A_Dub888:
KatNBows:
bytecaster: Is it fair?
zeathean: what Gundam do you fight next?
BigDaddyBland87: Inspired a few of us to buy/replay it
PixelArtDragon: LRR is how I got into Destiny 2
noSmokeFire: I'myour sorrywelcome
Vonbane:
now for the Door of Horrors
BigDaddyBland87: yea that was bad luck
KeytarCat:
@PixelArtDragon I got into it for Lightfall, not realizing that you have to buy the expansion for any of the cool abilities 
Didero: It went pretty great, I thought. Kind of frustrating that it got immune, but still
ScrapyardGhostTrain:
BigDaddyBland87: Float mote?
TXC2: there's at least half a dozen games I've played because I've watched LRR play them
A_Dub888: @TXC2 same
Pharmacistjudge: ah, the white mage's trap finder...just let them take damage and heal it
LordZarano: I'm/You're sorry/welcome (delete as appropriate)
PixelArtDragon: @LordZarano You're sorry, I'm welcome
TheThirdTail: You're sorry?
KeytarCat: A float of mote, to bring out the herbacious tones
TXC2:
Pharmacistjudge Con based trap detection, never fails
Jethrain: float mote? (drifter intensifies)
EricTheOrange: Fusillade trap? the trap sets off a barrage of cannon fire?
PixelArtDragon: The float mote in god's eye?
Andymonium: welp
KeytarCat: @PixelArtDragon God couldn't do up His zipper because there was a mote in God's fly
SocraticMethod: Zombie Warlock: "I cast morning breath! AAAAAAH!"
undecided44: That sounds almost as bad as scream root
noSmokeFire: nekrotal lives in the necrohall
malsareus: a lovely camping trip in the necro hall
ElektroTal: Wait, who is reddas
BusTed:
malsareus: thank you Siri
Brozard: Pardon?
Snowcookies: ty siri
A_Dub888: Thanks Siri
CAKHost: Hello Siri!
SocraticMethod: @ElektroTal Guest party member
elkae:
I have such fondness for G playing a FF game bc that's what he was doing when I first went on stress leave in Feb 2020 Lovely to see you at it again, Graham
TXC2: ElektroTal A guest
LordZarano:
Critterbot: *Pets* Ok Siri.
sethtriggs: Thanks for great stream!
noSmokeFire: ok siri, search for all searches that don't contain themselves
TXC2: !newtube
Andymonium: secret fifth party member Siri
SocraticMethod: @ElektroTal A pirate king
adamshandy:
bye!
TXC2: !patreon
Snowcookies: thanks for the stream
ElektroTal: Thx
KeytarCat: A good update!
CAKHost: Thanks for the stream!
TXC2: thanks for streaming Graham
mwlsn: Thhhanksfrstrmng, see you shortly!
Andymonium: thanks for the stream!
1fairy2boots: Yeay, looking forward to tomorrow. We have therapy and afterwards cooling off to more FFXII is optimal.
matthaus_c: thanks for the Excalipur!
Didero: Thanks for the stream!
elkae: I always love how G says pantsravaganza
TXC2: !next
elkae: Garbaaaage Daaaaay!
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are prepared... are you? It's Garbage Day!) at Wed 01:00 PM PDT (19m from now).
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
bytecaster: W+P!
TXC2: !lrrmove
Boiler_bot: See you then!
Leonhart321: Then bye and hi again in equal measure
TXC2: !discord
LRRbot:
LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
TXC2: !mastodon
KeytarCat: oh, I just watched the W+P edit from two weeks ago!
LordZarano: See you asuna
morgoth_bauglyr: game
morgoth_bauglyr: game+watch
morgoth_bauglyr: game+watch+play
TXC2:
OK I', going to bed, where maybe I'll sleep this time Goodnight Everybody
elkae: Good luck, TXC2
CAKHost: Goodnight TXC2!
KeytarCat: @morgoth_bauglyr GWAY
margieargie: Hey everyone, sure hope no watching or playing happens here anytime soon >_>
KeytarCat: @margieargie But what if I want to cause problems?
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