Garbage Games from the Beyond || WATCH+PLAY

KeytarCat: @morgoth_bauglyr GWAY
 margieargie: Hey everyone, sure hope no watching or playing happens here anytime soon >_>
KeytarCat: @margieargie But what if I want to cause problems?
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 Didero: I did it!
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 margieargie:  
 TheMerricat: woot woot! @Didero
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TheAinMAP: Signal.
 margieargie: Well this day in 44 BCE sure was a garbage day for Julius Caesar, am I right? 
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 GapFiller:      
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 sethtriggs: Wooohooo!
novrdd: Wooooohooo!
 NewtyNewts: More G
cgwonder: Hi friends! Time for gaaaarbage daaaaaaaay
 LadyLockwood92: Howdy folks, fancy seeing you all here
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 LordChrusher: Hey Alex, Graham and Chat
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 hammith: Wonder if we're up for more phone games or more normal trash.
 UncannyJimjams: Graham-ing is at an all time high!
 Wolfstrike_NL: No phone according to PiF
  Foxmar320: Im up for whatever grabage Graham has found for us
 jessieimproved: I think some old school normal trash
 GreatWahooney: I think it's steam garbage today
 NewtyNewts: We've got roughly 1 G of Graham this afternoon!
 BigDaddyBland87: G said on PIF it would be normal trash
 Wondermoo:   
 hammith: Huzzah
 malsareus: based on the tweet picture I believe a phone may be involved
 GapFiller: its been a while since the last non phone W+P
 NewtyNewts: @malsareus Nah, Alex ate that phone so no games there today
zigboy22: WOO GRABAGE DAY
 Noy2222: Hey, chat, do you have money? Take out your phone download
 Didero: I just realised I should've used the break between PiF and W+P to watch the LRR update video...
 sethtriggs: It's a good update
 NewtyNewts: @Noy2222 Wow, it's I have money now
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 GapFiller: there mightve been some other stuff too but those are the heavy hitters
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 ComplexedOne: Taking a break from voting (local elections) for GARBAGE!!!
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 Didero: @GapFiller Thanks for the summary, that helps... sort of 
 kassbjames: Garbage day!!!!!
 NeedlaPudge: I am prepared
 EricTheOrange: @ComplexedOne taking a break?  does it take that long to vote?
SalmirAeon: I nearly missed Garbage Day!
offbeatwitch: 
 JoTyler: the garbage is here
  Foxmar320: Didero also new merch to help support the new moonbase move
 sethtriggs: All prepared and I Have my snorkel for the subocean
 GapFiller: ^
TheAinMAP:    
 TheWarDoctor8: Bingo Time! https://pump19.eu/bingo
 iris_of_ether: Just in time!
 TheWriterAleph: garbage day!
 NewtyNewts: Ready for Grabbage
 MrQBear: I love this opening every time.
beregolas: Hey, GArbage DAy
 Lord_Hosk: I tweeted "Fill this man with cream" It got reported for being violent or racist.  I appealed it, my appeal was rejected in 8 seconds.
 elkae: ty for the bingo link!
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TheAinMAP: Hello.
  Foxmar320: Hello Alex and Graham
novrdd:     
warpstonewarlock: Hello Alex, hello Graham!!!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 emberBecky: 
beregolas: I haven't caught one of this live in years
 Ukon_Cairns: 
 matthaus_c: stand against the garbage! watch and play
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 Rhynerd: Garbage, Garbage, what a helluva game to play. Garbage, Garbage, what a helluva game to play…
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  Foxmar320: That beard is majestic
Master_Gunner: I was just thinking about that good beard image
 Didero: Ok, DST is objectively awful but at least it means I can catch half of W+P
 TehAmelie: ohaio
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
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 ClodiumSoride: Waving to my future self watching the VOD.
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 cgwonder: i'm glad it got enshrined in the W+P intro
doubledbear: It was a good look G
 EricTheOrange: I mean that's when you were growing it out for the garruk cosplay right?
 GapFiller:  G Beard or Ian waxed moustache
WearingCats_CwC: Hello everyone. So who else had a disastrous job interview today?
 Orlantia: wait does that mean that you aren't gonna grow an enormous beard again?
 matthaus_c: no-bile games
 vensers_lab_tech: How is everyone's Assassination of Julius Caesar day going?
 bytecaster: Back to our roots!
beregolas: Hello o/
 NightValien28: huzzah?
 Diabore: back to the roots
 DigitalSeahorse:  
  Foxmar320: Wait Steam has bad games?!
noSmokeFire: but the ides of march are the perfect time for noble games
 sethtriggs: Those mobile games were magical.
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: *Is* there a good internet? I have doubts.
doubledbear: @GapFiller Choose ur fighter
 MrQBear: I mean, Tomato Way...
 matthaus_c: case in point, Tomato Way
 BigDaddyBland87: Fun? What that?
 TheWriterAleph: FUCK YES
 matthaus_c: oh SHIT
 margieargie: Whoa
 SkylerRingtail: Oh boy!
 bytecaster: Fun? In my Watch+Play? It is more likely than you think!
 BusTed: daaang
 RealGamerCow: a palate dirtener
 NewtyNewts: Oh boy!
t3h_f1gm3nt: HELL YES
 Atarra: OH MY GOD
 sethtriggs: I remember this game!
 jessieimproved: omg YES
 Anaerin: Garbage?
 cgwonder: Whaaaaaaat
 iris_of_ether: YES
 Earthenone: !findquote chex
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 NeedlaPudge: This game is bad
NimrodXIV: 
 MikoKisai: 
 Atarra: but WHY
 NightValien28: WHAT
plunko625: Howdy Guys
 elkae: !!!!!!!!!!!!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Ivalenz_: 
doubledbear: niiiice!
 elkae: OMG
  Foxmar320: Yesssssss
KeytarCat: THAT'S why it was here!
 bytecaster: In UE4? 
 elkae: As foretold!!!!
zigboy22: NICE
 TheWriterAleph: this game is legitimately great, though!
 TheWarDoctor8:    
noSmokeFire: W+P can run doom
 ClodiumSoride: Oh wow, I have played tthis. It is actually not as much fun as the original.
 Inquisitor_Xian: hell yeah! this game SLAPS
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 drthvd3r: That was my suggestion!
 AWells44: Have they ever tried a NFT game?
 jessieimproved: This is Watch And HELL YES
 HasturTheYellow: OOOOOO
 Wolfstrike_NL: Strong start
 BlueMechanic: Now this is podracing
 SocraticMethod: Nintendo, hire this man!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 HasturTheYellow: LET'S GOOOOO
DiamondTiki: Wow
 TheWarDoctor8: YES
 Didero: Starting with the palette cleanser is a brave move
 elkae: I'm so HAPPY I'm here for this
 Fanklok: #NotSponsored
 ClodiumSoride: Catch you all later!
 Didero: Co-op! Graham can join in!
SalmirAeon: it's never about "Why?" it's about "Why not?"
 cgwonder: oh boy did we play chex quest
DiamondTiki: WOW
 omnilord: I still have the CD for this game!
 sethtriggs: Big graphics glowu-up
  Foxmar320: Voice acting!!!
offbeatwitch: bazoik
 malsareus: Bazoink
 sethtriggs: Oh noooooooooo not even animated
 NewtyNewts: This isn't the animation I remember...
 beowuuf: ifs space station thens chex
 CataclysmicReverb: Context is for cowards
 Fanklok: Frame is 2
 Wolfstrike_NL: captured the stone yo
 matthaus_c: "captured"?
danmatakizawa: There's artists who worked on this. This was a job they got paid for
plunko625: Yes
 drthvd3r: And sadly it's gotten BETTER since they first re-did it. Imagine what you're about to play, but through the letterbox eye slot of the armor. They removed that pretty quick in an early update.
 TimIAm: what did I walk in on here
 Alas_Babylon: Blobules!
 sethtriggs: It's all "held cels!" Oh that's unfortunate!
 Earthenone: all life is snack lifew
Reecer6: bugsnacklife
 BigDaddyBland87: Is this just Bugsnax?
 empyreon: hey I'M an evil snack eating creature
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  Foxmar320: LOL
plunko625: of course the crazy doctor is german
doubledbear: IE Not Chex
 DigitalSeahorse: phlemoids
 sethtriggs: Oh this is magical!
danmatakizawa: Nutritional substance? Not Chex!
 elkae: Who approved a game without subtitles??
 matthaus_c: oh my god she's like a mini wheat
 elkae: What.... is this accent?
 Didero: Oh, 'snacks' I thought they said 'sneks'
 JadedCynic: oh wait, Chex Quest....AGAIN? 
 morgoth_bauglyr: bzork?
Jethrain: ok "general mills" is aVERY nice touch
 Alas_Babylon: Conventional space lasers
 bytecaster: Just deporting them
doubledbear: What is conventional about a laser gun
JusticeJuice: This has better lore than some Xcom games.
epsilon_vee: a lot of classic comics plot energy going on here
noSmokeFire: but we did TRY to kill them
 Didero: Is her armor a waffle
 Vaiess_: Wait, is this Chexquest?
 Lord_Hosk: ALEX!
 Diabore: oh its definitely killing them, its just a convenient explanation
 sethtriggs: Goodness why not even do some Clutch Cargo mouth inserts over the faces?
 JadedCynic: exactly, kids don't kill, they 'banish'
 SocraticMethod: @Vaiess_ Remastered!
 cgwonder: caverns of bozoik definitely sounds like a euphamism
 matthaus_c: oh my god
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  Foxmar320: I love it
 NeedlaPudge: @Vaiess_ This is Chex Quest remastered
 elkae: OMG
doubledbear: Chad Chex
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehhe
 Didero: Are there subtitles?
 elkae: This is flawless
 JadedCynic: the BEST neck protection
danmatakizawa: This is a weird take on "The Wicker Man"
 MrQBear: I love this so much.
 malsareus: this game is perfect, 10/10
 sethtriggs: There are 0 FPS
 N2Osferatu: Sexy Laundry
DiamondTiki: This is fantastic
 cisco236: wait there is a remaster of this ?!?!
KeytarCat: I remember the bad CGI og intro
plunko625: Que Nicolas Cage screaming " NOT THE BEES"
danmatakizawa: When do they light him on fire?
 elkae: @cisco236 correct
KeytarCat: etched into my brain
 CAKHost: That's is hide
 JadedCynic: didn't Ian play this?
 iris_of_ether: I'm so happy right now
 TheMerricat: For chat -https://store.steampowered.com/app/804270/Chex_Quest_HD/
TBSkyen: I mean, there is a bit, and the game COMMITS to it
 Atarra: Even for Garbage Day this  has me questioning my sanity
noSmokeFire: "NOT THE BEES" *swarmed by the honeynut cheerios mascot*
 CAKHost: That's his hide
Greendrag13: I was digging the breastplate and pauldrons, and then they CLAMPED HIM HEAD
KeytarCat: It's a doom mod
 JadedCynic: yeah, it was the Doom engine
 MolaMolaphant: "sir, that's not a costume, that's one of our baskets"
 NeedlaPudge: It was a Doom Total Conversion
 DigitalSeahorse: and they're all snack bits like 
 elkae: It had DoomGuy face
 Vaiess_: Yeah, it was in the Doom engine
Kaorti: IIRC, it was a full-on reskin
 MikoKisai: It was indeed a Doom mod.
 SocraticMethod: It was a doom WAD
 TehAmelie: yes, they bought a licence for the Doom engine
Reecer6: shareware doom engine game
DiamondTiki: Doom mod, essentially? THat's what I gathered
 sethtriggs: No graphic settings for that?
 Anaerin: Yes, Chex Quest was a Doom Total Conversion.
 Ukon_Cairns: award winning Chex Quest
 Earthenone: back when they got doom to run ona ceral box
 Noy2222: #NotSponsored
 Dantt2022: ah you guy playing this again
 Lord_Hosk: it was a cereal box pack in
 JadedCynic: less a mod and more a TOTAL CONVERSION
  Foxmar320: It was actually an ok game
 matthaus_c: I'm the chexman
 cisco236: from 2020
 JadedCynic: oh NO
Texan_Reverend: I have SUCH a soft spot for this game! I played it a bunch back when I got it from a box of Rice Chex.
 GreatWahooney: seems like more of a remake
 niccus: if only they could have done this as a doom 2016 mod, complete with finishers
 MrQBear: @Texan_Reverend It was so good.
EvilBadman: It's a free remake iirc too
 eric_christian_berg: This was somebody's labor of love.
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 MikoKisai: It ended up getting *sequels*. Two of them.
 CataclysmicReverb: If only they'd gotten the Doom 2016 engine, glory "send home"s would be rather funny
 JadedCynic: they remaster THIS and not my beloved <obscure game>?  
 HorusFive: HD Remaster?  They were so busy seeing if they could....
 Mediocre_Man5: cereal-flavored Doom
 BusTed: "Transport animation", please.
DaxStrife: Wow, they even kept the sound effects.
 elkae: Do we get the spork please say yes please say yes
 RynoLaw: "Set coordinates for adventure."
 Texan_Reverend: Agreed @mrqbear
 SocraticMethod: not a death, they were very clear about it
DiamondTiki: There are much worse games you could play. As we're about to see later this stream
  Foxmar320: The spoon!
 MrQBear: The Combat Spork!
 BusTed: Haha.
 drthvd3r: Imagine that HUD, but even taking up a good 40$ more of the screen. Because that's the way it was originally released.
 cisco236: lets go
 MrSarkhan: That's awesome
 sethtriggs: LOL a spoon
 BigDaddyBland87: I poke you
NimrodXIV: get spooned
 JadedCynic: SPOON!!!!
 Atarra: you gonna eat them or something?
 Rhynerd: @mikokisai there’s a chex trilogy?
 elkae: 
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 WetPaperSack: Holy crap... Chex Quest!?!?!?
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 drthvd3r: 40%
 Inquisitor_Xian: it was the only game i had as a kid for a whiiiiile soo i played the hell out of it
DaxStrife: SPOOOOOON!
 GapFiller:   
 BusTed: 
danmatakizawa: Not in the face! Not in the face!
doubledbear: We had cereal doom, bible doom. All types of doom!
 RainyMint: LOL this is beautiful 
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 0x6772: If that can't be upgraded to a spork, there's no justice.
 MrQBear: Oh right ,it starts as a spoon, the chainsaw is the AutoSporker.
 cisco236:   
 sethtriggs: They actually have adorable faces.
 HorusFive: SPOOOOOOOOON
 GapFiller: Call The Tick!
KeytarCat: The dev was really into Doom, and got the ok to make a map set for Chexfor work?  Something weird like that.
SquidVorb: What did I just walk in on?
 JadedCynic: General Mills
 CAKHost: You spooned them to another demension!
 ComplexedOne: Just noticed the POV is out of the Chex suit.....
 JadedCynic: they DID
WearingCats_CwC: Oh good, the tiny spoon also "sends them back to their own dimension"
 Lord_Hosk: Why do you think its TICK's battle cry
 mnemonicman: "Spoon!" - The Tick
 TheMerricat: "Produced with a small team of developers on a budget of around $500,000, Chex Quest began life as the brainchild of the WatersMolitor promotion agency – an award-winning group that had been hired by Ralston Foods to reinvigorate the Chex cereal brand. The original game concept was created by Dean Hyers and Mike Koenigs as a non-violent CD-ROM computer game to be released with 5.7 million boxes.....
 HasturTheYellow: A Marketing Nerd that did Doom WADs as a hobby probably
 Noy2222: It says published by General Mills
 LurkerSpine: wait, $500k???
Jethrain: steam page says it's published by general mills yeah
noSmokeFire: if general mills WASN'T involved I want to know how it got into the cereal boxes
 Didero: Wait, this is free on STeam!
 NeedlaPudge: This is official, they put codes for it on packages of Chex Mix
 sethtriggs: Do they give you a download on boxes of Chex Mix now?
 Brozard: Gen Z needs to know about Chex Quest
 NewtyNewts: Original definitely, but the remake... maybe a sponsored passion project?
 sethtriggs: Wow!
  Foxmar320: Publisher is General Mills on Steam
 TheWriterAleph: DOOM was VERY popular
 TheMerricat: of Rice Chex, Wheat Chex, and Corn Chex cereals in order to cast Chex as a cereal that was exciting and fun for children while appealing to modern sensibilities by targeting home PC owners. The game would be a high-quality program whose normal retail value would be between $30 and $35. However, it would be offered to consumers for free with no increase to the cost of the cereal box."
Tanglepixie: 1000
 WetPaperSack: Yeah, but this is friggin' rad
 JadedCynic: to be fair, the tie-in is a GOOD idea
NimrodXIV: \
Kaorti: the original totally did move boxes of chex
 Didero: Yeah, that chex out
ashteranic: Free like America's Army was free
 Grevas13: corn chex for life
 drthvd3r: They at least aren't charging you for the marketing.
 A_Dub888: !secret
  LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always angry.
 Brozard: Didn't think LRR would be a shill for Big Breakfast
 matthaus_c: chexlist lmao
 plummeting_sloth: HOT
 sethtriggs: A Missed Connections OMG
  Foxmar320: 
 TehAmelie: i'm coco for cocoa puffs! but let's say chex
 BusTed: Hilarious.
 TheWriterAleph: uwu
 elkae: So cruel of G to give Alex such a good game to start with! D:
 niccus: you may have previously known these devs from Creature In the Well
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 sethtriggs: LOOOOOOLLL
 DigitalSeahorse: hahahhahahah
 Alas_Babylon: L-lore?
 Atarra: so the sequel will be a visual novel?
 malsareus: someone had fun with this
 matthaus_c: this is so lovingly done
Gizmoloid: 
 TimIAm: This is probably not even that hard a sale when its paid for by the marketing budget
 DigitalSeahorse: 
interiorexplosion: I thought this show was meant to be for bad games?
DaxStrife: Someone wants to get freaky with the alien slime monster.
 GreatWahooney: ok I hope there's more of those messages in this
Dared00: oh god, it came out on Switch as well?
 zed_alpha: Wait is this the crispix doom sclone?
  Foxmar320: Get spooned
 sethtriggs: You spoony phlegmoid!
 SocraticMethod: Do you have a second weapon?
 elkae: It's on SWITCH??
 JadedCynic: Craigslist 'missed connections' - there's some nostalgia
 Rhynerd: It’s all downhill from here?
 zed_alpha: There were so many cereal games
 elkae: *Runs to get my Switch Lite*
 PixelArtDragon: Wait, this game looks not awful
 LordManiMani: Stand against the Flemoids!
 bytecaster: "Spoon the aliens" is not generally good advice
 plummeting_sloth: god love those doom SfX
 eric_christian_berg: poke poke poke
 matthaus_c: gently rub the spoon
 Noy2222: 1 minute 23 seconds world record speedrun
  Foxmar320: 
 EricTheOrange: I seem to remember the melee spoon in the original version was like a spinny laser spoon
DoodlestheGreat: Hi, folks. Wow, just a little late. Internet was out for a while.
Jethrain: the spoon is so TINY too
 Wolfstrike_NL: How was this ever approved :S
 TheMerricat: btw chat, there was also a chex quest 2 and 3.
 WetPaperSack: I fail to see the issue with that
 sethtriggs: LOL
 BigDaddyBland87: I am now gonna look for this
 JadedCynic: I wonder how well this runs on the Steam Deck?
 Rhynerd: You gently menace them with a spoon so hard they teleport themselves home.
 Ukon_Cairns: oh Super Benbo Quest has made its way to the Switch as well.
 matthaus_c: I think you two just wrote an ad
 Anaerin: I think you've just picked up Zorch ammo.
 malsareus: I love this
 ZombieHendrix: watch me Zorch this dude
 YeetTheRich_: oh wow garbage time at this time of day in this part of the country?
KeytarCat: @Wolfstrike_NL the 90s, man...
 HorusFive: What's next?  Cool Spot by 7Up?
noSmokeFire: like a carp
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 MenomeAlice: Phew, forgot this was on an hour early here in the UK!
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Dared00: https://www.nintendo.com/store/products/chex-quest-hd-switch/ it's $4.99 on Switch
 RealGamerCow: I love how unabashedly TEEN Tina is
DoodlestheGreat: "Chex Quest? You are the superior male!"
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 MrQBear: There was a crate of it in front of the pilot chair
 LordManiMani: @ukon_cairns that's a name I've not heard in a long time
 BusTed: We have the blue key, whatever that's worth.
Amras0x00: I'm convinced there's no correct way to kiss
 JadedCynic: To be fair, I think it MIGHT have been better to leave this to FINISH the stream with, on a high point 
Jethrain: you picked up the blue key
 drthvd3r: Those red battery things you've been picking up are Zorch ammo.
 Anaerin: They were the red batter-looking pickups in the office where you opened the ship./
DiamondTiki: Presumably some of the at least 3 different kinds of pickups we've seen are zorch
 SocraticMethod: "Extra characters are tied to product promotions, redeemable via codes found in specially marked bags of Chex Mix and through Chex Mix social media channels."
 SocraticMethod: It has DLC!
 JadedCynic: But THANK you for showing us all the remaster 
 cgwonder: you were on the number 4 bus eating chex out of a plastic bowl. I was playing chex quest on my switch. our eyes met briefly and we shared a knowing smile. call me...
 elkae: 
 plummeting_sloth: those are items they pull out of boxes
 matthaus_c: thought they would be sugar rocks tbh
 Didero: The spoon seems to do about as much damage as the gun
 CAKHost: Behold: Rock
EvilBadman: 1996 Doom Wads were peak game design 
Asimech: Dangit. Chex Quest HD isn't showing up in my eShop.
evilspoons983: it might be an UE4 remake, but it's still rooted in the Doom gameplay loop
 sethtriggs: Bazoix?
danmatakizawa: Bazoik
 plummeting_sloth: Quality control failures
TotallyNotaBeholder: Rock and STone?
 BusTed: Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs
 LordManiMani: Assemble Complete Breakfast
 niccus: here are the playable codes for other characters: https://www.chexmix.com/chex-mix-squadron/
 zed_alpha: "It pictures the guy eating six grapefruits, a hamsteak, a bowl of broccoli, a gallon of orange juice..."
 plummeting_sloth: a complete breakfast with like a loaf a bran
DaxStrife: Alex is correct about C&H
 JadedCynic: gallon jug of OJ 
SquidVorb: Do Americans actually have OJ with their Cereals?
 TehAmelie: i could go for a grapefruit
zigboy22: A whole bran muffin
KeytarCat: Shaxx mix
NimrodXIV: salt
 YeetTheRich_: calvin and hobbes just gets better with age
danmatakizawa: beige
 plummeting_sloth: rice
 JadedCynic: chex varies
 sethtriggs: There's different playable characters? Wow!
  Foxmar320: Sending them back to their home diminsion agressivly
 Nebula662: Oh god the Chex game
captaintardigrade: Adjacent to this complete breakfast
 Ivalenz_: salty and savory
 CataclysmicReverb: there's also wheat and rice based chex
 JadedCynic: corn chex, rice chex, wheat chex
 WetPaperSack: The Rice Chex are really nice
 lirazel64: Corn, wheat, rice
 ghyllnox: Worcestershire
 TimIAm: Little grain mesh
 Anaerin: Shreddies are wheat, Chex are (originally) corn.
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 sethtriggs: Yeah you can get a sweet and savory chex mix too. And I think a hot one.
 Brozard: Bold Party Mix
 elkae: You had the Shreddies convo when you played the original game 
DoodlestheGreat: Corn, rice, & wheat, depending on variety.
 zed_alpha: Then there's crispix, which is hexagonal combination flavor chex
 RealGamerCow: The recipe for chex mix has worcestershire sauce in it
 PixelArtDragon: Is this an officially licensed game?
 TheMandrew: shreddies as a cereal always seemed denser and more mushy than chex to me
 eric_christian_berg: Bold Chex Mix is pretty good.
 niccus: i'm not sure corn chex is useful for anything, it's always rice or wheat chex
 TimIAm: Gimme them rye chips
 matthaus_c: @PixelArtDragon you bet
 Didero: Can you shoot the crates?
  Foxmar320: lol
doubledbear: Man i want a pepsi man hd remaster
Jethrain: god just imagine a chex quest/pepsiman crossover
 plummeting_sloth: bagel chips
 Earthenone: i used to love chex mix, until i developed a nut alergy
 JadedCynic: chex is a closer parallel to cheerios, with the wide variety of types of cereals
 SkylerRingtail: Munchies are indeed very good for their namesake
 lirazel64: Peanuts
 sethtriggs: Some kinda small pieces of bread too
 EricTheOrange: I don't know if it was calvin and hobbs or foxtrot but I remember a comic where a child charecter keeps coating his sugar cereal with more and more layers of sugar untill he cant chew it anymore
 emberBecky: little breastick thingies
 IbunWest: Rice Chex is my favorite cereal 
 CataclysmicReverb: Munchies is a different brand
Asimech: @YeetTheRich_ There's been a continuous "reshow" of the comics in Finnish newspapers for ages now, and the way they keep relevant is both impressive. And a bit of a downer in parts.
DoodlestheGreat: Nuts, & worchestershire sauce.
 RealGamerCow: rye round?
aerohydra: as long as its vaguely cracker, it can go in chex mix
 TimIAm: what
NimrodXIV: rye disks
 Alas_Babylon: rye rounds, yeah
 zed_alpha: Kix?
 JadedCynic: captain crunch
 DigitalSeahorse: O-ats
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: love how they still have some of the stock Doom sound effects going on
 sethtriggs: Yeah the rye rounds are great
 niccus: they are all playable in this game
 plummeting_sloth: oh yeah the rye rounds
 HasturTheYellow: Cheezies at Home Corn Capsule
 narset6691: this is pretty good for watch and play standard games
 plummeting_sloth: there's lots of recipies though
 YeetTheRich_: cereal for munchies checks out
 McFluffums: I'm looking around google for what flavor "traditional" chex mix is and it's really not coming up
 HorusFive: Weird little rye chips
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 sethtriggs: HUh. How'd you get 105% health? Interesting
 McFluffums: I keep getting "savory", which is not a flavor
 matthaus_c: @narset6691 yeah this is a starting treat
KeytarCat: I got Chocolate chex mix in uni because I wasn't eating enough
 Alas_Babylon: It's not really a flavor, it's a mix of stuff
 Atarra: @narset6691 I know -- it's *playable*!
 drthvd3r: Chex Mix is Chex, pretzels, and a bunch of things that make it saltier.
 DigitalSeahorse: what happens if you die?
 laundreydhull: Huh. Game looks 'almost' fine?(...)
Meecespieces: love those rye chips. Gardettos makes a pack of just the rye chips from chex mix, its awesome.
TwitchTVsFrank: Is this the fan game for chex mix?
 matthaus_c: corn nuggies
 sethtriggs: This is official!
DiamondTiki: Corn extrusion unit
 plummeting_sloth: some have peanuts
 Brozard: The nuggest corn
t3h_f1gm3nt: mini breadsticks too
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 NeedlaPudge: @TwitchTVsFrank This is an official Chex production
 matthaus_c: game design is unreal
 EricTheOrange: Checx mix is pretty good snack stuff imo.  not as good as like a gardettos but perfectly servicable.
 JadedCynic: but yeah the 'party snack mix' is a whole different quintal of fish
roastbeefsandwitch: Ooh, Chex Quest. GA great reskin of Doom
KeytarCat: the comments on Chex Quest included "Remarkably good map design"
 N2Osferatu: When you make it at home, garlic powder and Worcestershire sauce are big parts of the flavor
 Didero: So Chex Mix isn't a breakfast cereal then?
 Brozard: Not with that attitude
 drthvd3r: @roastbeefsandwitch This is the HD remake.
 Alas_Babylon: Chex is, Chex *Mix* is that + some other stuff
 McFluffums: Chex has a recipe on their website that lists the flavorings as Worcestershire, seasoned salt, garlic powder, and onion powder
 Atarra: Chex is, the Mix is a party mix made from it
 BusTed: Nice.
TwitchTVsFrank: Oh did they make another one after the doom clone
t3h_f1gm3nt: @Didero no but i've defintely eaten a bag of chex mix for breakfast LuL
 matthaus_c: I kinda love this character
 laundreydhull: Eek.
 JadedCynic: @Didero nope; it uses breakfast cereal in its making
danmatakizawa: Thicc
 HasturTheYellow: Now that's a Twunk face
 PixelArtDragon: Why do I feel like the company that makes Chex has some marketing student positions and this is what they came up with for them to do
 sethtriggs: Oh, *Flemoids*
 RealGamerCow: replayability!
Asimech: World of Chexcraft
kallumthewriter: doom marine's annoying nephew vibes
offbeatwitch: :yea:
 TehAmelie: this does look remarkably like an upscale remaster of the original Chex Quest
 Alas_Babylon: 200 IQ
 BusTed: "This must be a big room."
 DigitalSeahorse: this must be a big toom
Jethrain: he's not wrong
evilspoons983: @TwitchTVsFrank it wasn't a doom clone, it was a doom engine total conversion officially distributed by them
 matthaus_c: what the hell did you just say
offbeatwitch: ok sherlock
 DigitalSeahorse: room*
 UncannyJimjams: Nothing gets passed Fred Chexly
evilspoons983: and this is an hd remaster of that in ue4
 EricTheOrange: The original chex quest was goofy in a saturday morning cartoon kind of way.  This feels a bit more self referential humor, like yeah we know this is stupid, that's why it's funny
 JadedCynic: you find "Chex" in the breakfast aisle, but you find premade "Chex Mix" in the chip/snack aisle 
 plummeting_sloth: giant armor, tiny brain
 SocraticMethod: The player is Jarhead
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 HorusFive: That was some DoomGuy level pun work
 sethtriggs: LOL
 Fanklok: The difference between bravery and stupidity is an obituary
 laundreydhull: NO 
Reecer6: to be fair, chex quest originally was marketed literally to children. this one's clearly aiming on the nostalgic adults.
 Brozard: Chex Brannigan
 HorusFive: no, not puns.  ""joke""
 TehAmelie: zorch the soggies back to their home planet, with extreme prejudice
 WetPaperSack: Really need to find the shotgun
 N2Osferatu: Ok everyone: Chex Mix first, or milk first 
 Rhynerd: “I never learned the concept of danger! Or much else, really.”
 JadedCynic: there's a fine line between 'bravery in the face of danger' and 'ignorance of the circumstances'
 plummeting_sloth: I want my cereal protected by a real himbo
 KV1NN4: He was more of a character in the cartoon series
 elkae: have we found subtitles?
 zed_alpha: yeah don't worry it wasn't that good. Wasn't bad. It existed.
evilspoons983: @elkae no subtitles
 KV1NN4: I bet disney/pixar ignored the cartoon series >.>
 laundreydhull: That was Misses. Nesbitt!!
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KeytarCat: There's a bit in the music that's Megalovania
doubledbear: I vaguely recall the buzz lightyear cartoon
 Alas_Babylon: It happened, it left, no one talked about it afterwards
 EricTheOrange: I mean buzz lightyear himself was a parody of like flash gordon and other 50's sci-fi stuff.
 zed_alpha: So did they add glory kills to this remaster?
 UncannyJimjams: The music slaps big time
 elkae: thank you @evilspoons983
 cgwonder: your armor hasn't gone up with anything you're picked up so far
 TehAmelie: oh, is there a subtitles option? shall we look?
 sethtriggs: Must have moon gravity
 HorusFive: When did this come out?  Does Buzz Lightyear have this-guy energy?
 TehAmelie: aha
 sethtriggs: "Freeze, Platform!"
t3h_f1gm3nt: @N2Osferatu chex mix goes in my mouth first, then i wash it down with the milk. 
 LordManiMani: This is a Class D Watch+Play game: Functional and Weird/Funny
 TheMerricat: the og - 1996
 Didero: https://clips.twitch.tv/SnappyGoodSmoothieAsianGlow-DPLhZiaLxc_LIhpb
Amras0x00: any way to turn up the levels on the voice acting (but not the music)?
Slacker1977: @HorusFive Original Chex Quest? In the 90s
 SocraticMethod: @cgwonder I think slime repellant is reskinned armor shard. We started with 0, the picked up 3 repellant for 3% armor
 Atarra: @LordManiMani Now I'm curious what the classes are
 SmoreThanAFeelin: Oh man...i played the heck out of the OG chex quest
 niccus: i think there wasn't enough detail back then for buzz to have a this-guy energy https://www.cerealously.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/ChexWarrior_Comparison01.jpg
 TheMerricat: @HorusFive Toy Story came out a year before this so... yeah....
danmatakizawa: He really carries Kronk/Zapf Brannigan/Buzz/Earthworm Jim energy
 sethtriggs: LOL
 N2Osferatu: Ah, the classic later/custom Doom activity: where the eff do I go?
 BusTed: 
Critterbot: 
 laundreydhull: Weh?
 GreatWahooney: can we dual wield?
 Earthenone: do you feel seen?
Obos_TAB: is this chex quest?
 plummeting_sloth: keys on keys on keys
 JadedCynic: can you equip them akimbo?
 TheWarDoctor8: Meta call out
 Rhynerd: That’s the shotgun zorcher, isn’t it?
Obos_TAB: omg it is chex quest
evilspoons983: we can't hear the vocals really, can you turn the game up and turn the sfx/music down?
 cgwonder: @SocraticMethod oooooh okay. sorry i didn't notice it'd started with 0, I though alex had started with 100% and had lost armor during combat.
 MrQBear: @Rhynerd It is! And the machine gun was the two handed device
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 RealGamerCow: except it honked the bobo?
 Rhynerd: Speaking of the machinegun one!
 sethtriggs: Are the clips playing over each other?
 EricTheOrange: yeah so this would be teh source mareial that the toy would be based on
 DigitalSeahorse: the gamepad zorcher!
nyperold: A chest-mounted zorcher?
 ZombieHendrix: It's Zorchin' time
 laundreydhull: I- didn't really read it that way, or saw any of the Pixar "Theory" marketing...
 SourcePlaysGames: WAIT CHEXQUEST?!
 Didero: The Buzz Lightyear cartoon seems to fit far better
 cgwonder: not the right style
 Didero: From what I remember of that cartoon
  Grothe406: And they also kinda ignored that we already had the cartoon that showed the toys watching it
 SocraticMethod: @SourcePlaysGames The Remake, free on steam and switch
 plummeting_sloth: I love that they came out and were like "this being a movie that the toy in Toy story was about" is too high concept, we don't be doing that again for sequels
 Delalelilolu: like starship troopers
KeytarCat: I like the 2-button mashing for the machine gun
Obos_TAB: is this..a high def remake of chex quest?
Duffadash: yeah, the cartoon was literally "this is what Andy watched"
 LurkerSpine: @Obos_TAB yes
KeytarCat: @Obos_TAB Sure is!
 GreatWahooney: ah yes, the milk pool
 HorusFive: https://clips.twitch.tv/IcyPeppyDeerBloodTrail-2iftFpRxt9ApWdEf
 YeetTheRich_: you don't?
 Didero: For easy access, of course
Obos_TAB: soggies will rule!!!
offbeatwitch: well that's why it's spoiled
Slacker1977: it's close to reality
 cgwonder: those walkways must be so sticky...
 zed_alpha: Why are you made of cereal, Alex? You're asking the wrong kind of question
 laundreydhull:    
 Fanklok: Where do you keep your milk?
 EricTheOrange: I always felt Buzz lightyear was supposed to be a 80's-90's saturday morning cartoon.  Like TMNT or He-man
 sethtriggs: That must smell great
 MrSarkhan: Is that not how you store yours?
danmatakizawa: Oh yeah, THIS is where it all falls apart!
 accountmadeforants: Listen, it was this or bags.
kallumthewriter: that's where milk comes from didn't you know
Slacker1977: we're just missing the lid
roastbeefsandwitch: As I understand it, each weapon (zorcher) simulates a different Doom weapon
 LurkerSpine: the hands look messed up, lbut i don't know why
noSmokeFire: is the milk sentient or is that just snacks?
  NapalmSideburns: it adds to the flavor
 HorusFive: because you see, cereal
 vensers_lab_tech: Its SCP, the Snackrooms
 lirazel64: Seems cheesy
 bytecaster: Honestly for a marketing first product, someone had some fun with this
nyperold: Oh, a BOTH hands zorcher, okay. So I wasn't wrong in thinking it would be in the middle.
 PixelArtDragon: The FDA is going to have an aneurysm
 McFluffums: dairier
 onarampage: milk instead of oil in this dimension?
DaxStrife: [Dairy intensifies]
 GreatWahooney: wait, they were submerged in the milk? ew
voren_chalco: I don't think we can handle any more Dery
 LordManiMani: @atarra I'm glad you asked lol. A: Nonfunctional Trash. B: Functional but Boring (Most asset flips) C: Functionally bad but entertaining. There are exceptions obviously but most fit
 BigDaddyBland87: More Beej Dery?
 SpacePotato01: these things were in the milk, I think we can't drink this anymore
Lobo_Apache: Don't you put your milk in giant uncovered cats to eat it?
Obos_TAB: "shake it baby"
nyperold: Dashy and dairy.
Voidhawk42: It's where the hentai "milk" comes from 
 NeedlaPudge: That's the shotgun
 WetPaperSack: This is the shotgun
 MrQBear: Left hand is Shotgun, Two hand is gatling/plasma?
KeytarCat: They're analogous to the Doom weapons, iirc
 Rhynerd: One’s a shotgun, another’s a machinegun.
 Didero: Canda's favourite gameshow: Rank the Zorches!
 MrQBear: it also uses it's own ammo type
 Earthenone: one zorch, one home dimension
 Rhynerd: When do we find the chainsaw equivalent, I wonder
 YeetTheRich_: is it really weirder than keeping milk in plastic bags though?
 EricTheOrange: I mean the game was literally a reskinn of doom so which weapon is this?  the doubble shotgun?
 ArkhamArchivist: I'll See You In Zorch!
 McFluffums: if there isn't subtitles is there at least a "mans louder" slider?
 laundreydhull:   
 Rhynerd: Oh wait, didn’t the original chex quest have a BFG equivalent?
 Didero: Don't carpet-bomb volcanoes
 laundreydhull: An Atomic Mountain
 Drasvin: Someone hide the yellow key in the milk vat?
 SocraticMethod: Don't shoot missiles at volcano
KeytarCat: @Rhynerd sure did!  I hope we get to see it
 BloodnBullets: what is this sillyness?
 Pteraspidomorphi: Shit, right, DST
 Diabore: so do they want to be vaporized, i mean returned to their universe?
kallumthewriter: wait do you have a spoon knife?
 Nirvana___: Yet strangely, not the worst food-brand video game I have seen.
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: if this is the chaingun replacement, it should be using the pistol ammo as well
KeytarCat: @BloodnBullets Chex Quest HD!  Remake of the 90s Doom conversion
 plummeting_sloth: every moment of these creatures in our world is pure agony for them. we're doing the kind thing
 Grevas13: someone zorched all over that computer screen
Slacker1977: @kallumthewriter no, it's a spoon spoon
Obos_TAB: someone's been watching CornHub
 MrVirite: don't check the browser history on that oe
 Earthenone: when will the cowards at pepsi remaster theirs
 PixelArtDragon: The level design is neat
 matthaus_c: that's a fucking deep cut
 Fanklok: If you were given a special recalibrated zorcher to handle these dudes how come you're finding more of them on this planet that couldn;t handle this invasion?
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 Nirvana___: Yo! Noid FTL
glitched_goddess: Oh I see we’re being nice to Alex. That must mean there was something really bad recently or coming up lol
 warboss5: Howdy all!  Is Alex playing... the CHEX video game?!?
 EricTheOrange: According to wikipedia Chex quest was based on "ultimate doom" specifically.  which was like Doom 1+2 and some extra levels.
 Rhynerd: The HD remake!
 Nirvana___: @EricTheOrange Yeah, you can feel it.
nyperold: Yes. The REMASTER. In Unreal 4!
 GreatWahooney: @warboss5 let me see.. yeah no, that chex out
 warboss5: Jesus, they really are making HD remakes of EVERYTHING these days
 drthvd3r: According to IMDB, it's the same voice actor as the original Chex Quests.
 YeetTheRich_: sounds promising
t3h_f1gm3nt: man i've missed this aspect of W+P: playing functional games that are just super weird
 OwlStarVera: That teleport sound effect is *chefs kiss*
glitched_goddess: That’s a combination of words lol
avi_miller: Well we definitely will need to watch that now
 SocraticMethod: plasma cannon
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: plasma gun-alike
Slacker1977: what's a Berquitlam?
 WetPaperSack: Plasma Rifle
 EricTheOrange: ooooh we found the plasma rifle
KeytarCat: The plasma gun!
 Ukon_Cairns: i do like musicals 
 sethtriggs: LOL
nyperold: Oh, projectiles. So they're an actual threat.
 JadedCynic: like 'tribeca' in NYC
 matthaus_c: you gotta tell us if you're making all this up 
 McFluffums: well, advertising works, I would F up a bag of chex mix right now
 bytecaster: 103%?
kallumthewriter: how many levels are there?
 TheOtherTrevor: I grew up very close to Burquitlam
 DigitalSeahorse: 
glitched_goddess: There was a post apocalyptic movie called the FP where everyone solved their turf wars with DDR
TotallyNotaBeholder: Sci fi- horror- musical?
 Grimnus: 103% of the enemies eh
 MrQBear: @nyperold So everything past the regular armless slime guys CAN shoot, but they're fairly slow.
 sethtriggs: Just got all their test tubes hanging out
 JadedCynic: right, next time I'm at the store, I'm getting a bag of Chex Mix...
DoodlestheGreat: It's... notable. ConcernDoge
roastbeefsandwitch: I think 10 or so? But you can hack the original and play Doom on levels 11-20
 cgwonder: 
 ChrisGMiller: made by a production company and director that were never heard from again.  also hilariously it was filmed in White rock.
 TheMerricat: @kallumthewriter 5 levels
 matthaus_c: LMAO
  Foxmar320: lol
 Didero: That bookcase must hide a secret, right?
josh___something: ooh
 EricTheOrange: ouch bro
DoodlestheGreat: 
 RainyMint: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 JadedCynic: YO!
josh___something: oof
 sethtriggs: This game is actually fun
 NightValien28: rough but true
 Anaerin: Wow, Zorch fired!
 malsareus: it has humor
 YeetTheRich_: yeah that's fair
 eric_christian_berg: Well, I mean it has General Mills money behind it.
 Nirvana___: Oh without doubt this game is perfectly 'fine'.
 plummeting_sloth: hey look, someone that tried. Funny that
 CAKHost: Great now Steam is on fire.
 vensers_lab_tech: It is just a clone of a good game, in full fairness
 CanPlayGames: Time for me to make a LRR reskin of DOOM
Slacker1977: that's what you get when you have a reputation to lose. Like General Mills
 ekimekim: wait, is this just a DOOM skin?
 Nirvana___: Acceptable ++
 accountmadeforants: Chex Quest HD is avialable on the Switch, even!
Jethrain: ah yes, the three door colours
 Fanklok: Uh oh back t o the lab again
 JadedCynic: we have have started by SETTING THE BAR, 'steam early access devs'
Kumakaori: it is more or less, a doom skin.
 ArmondoSC: this seems like it might actually be fun
 Grevas13: I appreciate that the sound effects are basically the same as the original
Slacker1977: @ekimekim yes, originally it was
KeytarCat: "Beats the stairs" *Gets shot*
 EricTheOrange: Apparently the original chex quest had a budget of 500,000 USD
 sethtriggs: LOL
 warboss5: Does the voice actor sound like All Might to anyone else?
DoodlestheGreat: Ralston Purina probably treated their dev team better, too. Gave 'em a year's supply of Chex.
 accountmadeforants: @EricTheOrange I have to assume a lot of that went into pressing the CDs for like a billion cereal boxes
 SocraticMethod: @ekimekim Total conversion
aClonedPickle: i... do not believe that?
 mountaindudepdx: well that's 4 devs for 1 year so ...
kallumthewriter: looks like these aliens were being experimented on seems like they are just taking revenge?
 eric_christian_berg: Hookers and blow, man.
ashteranic: how much of that went to iD software for licensing though?
 malsareus: ehhh for marketing? barely a dent
Slacker1977: that's a lot Advertising budgets, eh?
 cgwonder: question completely unrelated to anything going on right now: are there any plans for LRR to do a companion stream of the BAFTA Game Awards, the same way you did for the other Game Awards stream?
 TehAmelie: i think they spent most of that just on the Doom engine licence
 plummeting_sloth: well, that was all for the licencing and VO
 Nirvana___: OH that elevator noise
 Nirvana___: Took me right back
aClonedPickle: oh right ok
 better_seasons: more likly distrubtion costs, lot of disks
 warboss5: The enemies ARE all snot-based
 plummeting_sloth: we bought a LOT of cereal
 plummeting_sloth: for RESEARCH
 ekimekim: ok THAT was a revenant
 JadedCynic: I mean, licensing the engine is a bit, production (the actual CDs), but yeah, you KNOW there was some vague line items for 'inducements' 
DoodlestheGreat: "We had to buy a WHOLE lotta Chex for game design."
 Nirvana___: "It's powdered sugar. Get off my back!"
 TehAmelie: flemoids in your cereal, or soggies: which is worse
 TehAmelie: ?
NojhLivic: I'm kinda impressed at how polished the game is.
 HorusFive: https://clips.twitch.tv/HungryDoubtfulJellyfishAsianGlow-qOrTdex55GIaVQpf
 matthaus_c: relatable
 NightValien28: WAT
 DigitalSeahorse: research before the internet became a mainstream thing
baskwalla: Go on...
 Alas_Babylon: same tee bee aitch
 plummeting_sloth: God I love that our character is a fucking moron
doubledbear: hopefully the og devs got huge pay cheques
DoodlestheGreat: I know folks who, if you gave them half a mil NOW, would throw this together in a couple weeks.
KeytarCat: @NojhLivic Yeah, and the OG was great for the era!
 PixelArtDragon: Backstory!
 corefluxx: Are those alien Snot ardvarks?
 Fanklok: Wow t his character is a dumb ass
 warboss5: I couldn't make that one out, what did he say?
 ArmondoSC: was that gizmo duck?
 elkae: "Poor little guy, I swallowed a key once, too" is what the character said
 Rhynerd: @nirvana___ for a moment I thought I read “powdered armor”
Invitare: horror games need more characters to swallow their keys
Slacker1977: do we know who developed this?
 EricTheOrange: I mean by modern AAA 500,000 USD is like nothing, but for a game that was a total conversion of doom in 1996 that's a lot of money.
 elkae: For those who couldn't hear it
 BigDaddyBland87: This is dumb...but the fun kind of dumb
 Alas_Babylon: @warboss5 "Poor little guy. I swallowed a key once!"
 JadedCynic: @NojhLivic IKR?  it IS a remaster, but I wonder how good an Ultimate Doom remaster would look...
evilspoons983: Can you turn the dialog up? I can't hear any of it relative to your voices and the gun sounds
 ElektroTal: games used to cost twenty fucktillion dollars to make
 TehAmelie: is there a map like back in Doom by the way? have we tried Tab?
 MrVirite: agh
zigboy22: no
 malsareus: no the sound was fine
 JadedCynic: nah, it's fine for-
zigboy22: augh
 NeedlaPudge: It was fine
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: The voices are.
RebekahWSD: Oh now that's loud
Slacker1977: nah, was better before
 Wolfstrike_NL: It was fine, this is loud
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KeytarCat: The Voice is quiet
 cgwonder: it was fine before tbh
 McFluffums: gun too loud, mans too quiet
 KV1NN4: it was fine G D8
 EricTheOrange: the voice is quiet but the game sound effects are loud.
 Rhynerd: Only the game dialogue is quiet
 Nirvana___: @Rhynerd That's only what I call it to my closest friends...
 JadedCynic: oh! okay
evilspoons983: thanks!
 JadedCynic: that'll work
 GreatWahooney: perfect
 bytecaster: A functioning settings menu. Are we sure this is Watch+Play?
 eric_christian_berg: Perfect
 KV1NN4: thank you yay!
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 YeetTheRich_: thank you 
 JadedCynic: oh yea, he's clear now 
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: Much better, thank you.
 plummeting_sloth: we love our cereal himbo
 accountmadeforants: That $500,000 from before apparently also bought them 5.7 million CDs, distributed over the promotion's duration (which was only 6 weeks).
 Nirvana___: Boss fight?
 elkae: it might be their.... leavings?
 JadedCynic: do we need to fire tha tlaser at it?
 BlueMechanic: Flemoid in Potentia is the name of my metal band
 Didero: Secret tunnel, through the space lab!
 TehAmelie: note: if your cereal is a bright green lump of phlegm, it may be time to just have some bead and cheese for breakfast
kallumthewriter: lore
Invitare: Lore!
 Mediocre_Man5: getting into the vents? Is this an immersive sim?
 Noy2222: Secrets? I loooooooooove secrets!
 bytecaster: "The bowl"
 sethtriggs: OMG
 N2Osferatu: Super....Chex...Super...Chex...
 sethtriggs: These devs are wilding out
 Grevas13: man, hugging walls looking for secrets brings back memories
 YeetTheRich_: somebody had fun writing that
 plummeting_sloth: it's chex mix!
 PixelArtDragon: Rye Chip
 plummeting_sloth: but with fucking
 EricTheOrange: OK according to Wikipedia theirs a chex quest 2 and 3.
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehhe
DaxStrife: Now I'm just thinking of cereal orgies.
 warboss5: Getting some Chex Mix DEEP lore
 JadedCynic: because chex mix.  dammit
NojhLivic: Oh the original sprite?
 malsareus: the writing is A+
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 sethtriggs: LOL
 DigitalSeahorse: 
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 W_Livi: Chex quest?! 
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 kristian_fischer: For the kids!
 DigitalSeahorse: spicy chex
 RealGamerCow: Grissini is the traditional skinny Italian breadstick
Lobo_Apache: it's sex mix?
 Alas_Babylon: ??!?!
 plummeting_sloth: hahaha
 Nirvana___: HAHA
 MrSarkhan: 
 JadedCynic: @plummeting_sloth "I resent that you're not even wrong"
 MikoKisai: NOPE
 kristian_fischer: Stop talking dot gif!
 sethtriggs: Sticky key?
baskwalla: plz
 JadedCynic: 
spiffinn: badum tsh
 McFluffums: Oh like pressing shift too many times
 ElektroTal: someone had to read these lines
 JadedCynic: GAME PLZ
 warboss5: I REALLY hope that was a "holding down Shift for too long" reference
 elkae: "Now that's what I call, a sticky key!"
 vensers_lab_tech: Give 'er the old "sticky key"
 GapFiller: 
 morgoth_bauglyr: the best quote
 plummeting_sloth: find this VO artist's cameo page, I want to send them money
 SocraticMethod: @ElektroTal The original VA
 cgwonder: i love these quips so much
 eric_christian_berg: Mr. Furious would be proud.
 McFluffums: shift key 7 times not keyboard in a dorm room
 kristian_fischer: So anyway, I started blasting.
evilspoons983: I feel like we've gone back to not being able to hear the voice acting
 sethtriggs: RUDE
Jethrain: this has to have been on purpose and it's glorious
 bytecaster: "Par" 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 accountmadeforants: Ah, the old "oops I hit shift 5 times" 
 corefluxx: 100 Some on has to have been fired over this game.... or at least demoted.
 EricTheOrange: so are all the enemies melee? they all seem to just be running up to you
 Mangledpixel: so, I missed the start, is this a fanmade remake or official?
 FITorion: MS always with the sticky keys
 Grevas13: game is rad, 9/10
Tempest2097: Happy Ides of March everyone
 kristian_fischer: In the first one, we got him scraping Flemoid guts off his boots. 
 sethtriggs: Official game!
 Rhynerd: @mangledpixel official
 Ukon_Cairns: @corefluxx didnt they get an award for the original?
 JadedCynic: not just apples falling out of those trees
 RealGamerCow: oranges, for your juice for your balanced breakfast!
 eric_christian_berg: Larval stage?
 Atarra: sometimes the dumbest ideas can be fantastic if executed well
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/BloodyNurturingBobaANELE-L6PONh_EPvl3Cfg9
 LurkerSpine: TIL there's a chex's quest 2 and 3
 Atarra: and vice versa
 TehAmelie: hey at least this game seems to convincingly "teleport" the flemoids "to their home planet", where the original had them leave green blood and gibs everywhere
KeytarCat: Flemoids also say "Wark!"
 warboss5: I'm just getting over a cold, so seeing all these phlegm-based monsters feels very right for me today
evilspoons983: @corefluxx yes, it was a highly successful campaign
 vensers_lab_tech: Sending them back to the Snackrooms
 bytecaster: It's just a Dark Souls reskin
 kristian_fischer: Chex Souls
 northos: Dark Chex
 Fanklok: I think it was supposed to be a windows feature "sticky keys" joke
 Koshindan: The prequel to Doom.
 They_Are_Alyx: Oh shit, they remastered Chex Quest!
 plummeting_sloth: I honestly love the lack of edge to our hero. After every grimdark edgelord protagonist we usually get on this channel, it's honestly endearing
 EricTheOrange: is that the rocket launcher?
 bytecaster: The final boss is just Lord Gwyn, but green
 Alness49: The dimension they sent them to. It's about 10 square meters and they're ALL there.
Invitare: it only has 1 more ammo
 SocraticMethod: GL or RL
 WetPaperSack: Rocket Launcher time
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Chex Quest with glory-zorching
 UncannyJimjams: Ashen One, bring me more Chex
 kristian_fischer: I'm Troy McClure, you may know me from such games as ChexQuest
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : The Dark Souls of forgotten-cereal-mascot-based-shooters.
silenceaux: Chugging from your Chextus Flask
 margieargie: Is that a big zorcher or are you just happy to see me?
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 DigitalSeahorse:  still curious about the fail state
 Rhynerd: Darn, not the BFG equivalent
 W_Livi: It's interesting that they chose to incorporate those worm-like Flemoids into this, as they weren't part of the original release of Chex Quest; they were introduced in Chex Quest 2
 onarampage: corn
 YeetTheRich_: milk
Asrimal: It's he BFG! It clears thje room
Voidhawk42: Devils lettuce
 Grevas13: space weed, obviously
 MrQBear: Corn?
 Didero: This seems like a fun game to speedrun
 plummeting_sloth: "wheat"
 cgwonder: so, the mum from Miranda but as a video game hero
 Wiliart: High quality alien weed.
HavenDragon: weed
 sethtriggs: Growing dialogue trees
doubledbear: Having a left handed weapon is alos very funny
 Rhynerd: Corn.
 JoTyler: wheat and rice
 Lord_Hosk: Wheat rice and corn for t he chex
 kristian_fischer: It's Troy McClure doing a Peter Graves impression. I'm... Peter Graves
 plummeting_sloth: Chex Space
 SourcePlaysGames: wice/corn/wheat/weed
 N2Osferatu: Corn/wheat/rice hybrid so you can make all the different ones
 SourcePlaysGames: *rice
 Alness49: Dialogue so dry you need to serve it with milk
 sethtriggs: They went to a farm upstate!
 HasturTheYellow: They just love this Dimension too much
 Commander_Taz: !uptime
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 KV1NN4: wice, worn, wheat, and thc
WearingCats_CwC: The alternate dimension sucks
 JadedCynic: his subconscious reconciles all the gore into something like this
 HasturTheYellow: You'd scream if your Vacation was cut seven centuries short too
 JadedCynic: Leslie Nielsen will live forever 
 ElektroTal: i speak jive
DaxStrife: Ooo, Peter Graves, that's a name I haven't heard in a long time... outside of MST3K.
adambomb625: ooh, cutscene
 sethtriggs: That was masterful acting.
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : We have to get this woman to a hospital.
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 SnackPak_: 
 LordManiMani: 
 JadedCynic: 
 YeetTheRich_: for a moment i thought you were talking about clips of actual airplanes
 SocraticMethod: You know they'd never make Airplane today
 TheMerricat: as a reminder Airplane was a shot for shot parody remake of a serious disaster movie.
 SocraticMethod: Mostly because it already exists
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 kristian_fischer: Billy, you ever seen a grown man naked?
offbeatwitch: god i love airplane
Tempest2097: ZAZ comedy is so good
 sethtriggs: Yeah, the whole reason Airplane! works is the fact that the stars were all big time serious actors
 TreeVor84: Airplane is a classic
 corefluxx: I am serious... and don't call me Sherly
Firewhiskers: I just came in the stream and I instantly know which game this is
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : Billy, have you....ever been inside a Turkish prison?
 ChrisGMiller: Chex Quest? Hell of a day to quit sniffing glue
 plummeting_sloth: i love when they ask if Nielson had the chicken or the fish and he just deadpans that he had some weird other 3rd dish
 Manae: Airplane was basically Neilson's first comic roll, wasn't it?
 margieargie: I still love that like 75% of the dialogue in Airplane! was straight out of an actual airplane disaster movie
Slacker1977: @SocraticMethod as if that stopped Hollywood nowadays 
 sethtriggs: "A hospital? What is it?" "It's a big building with patients"
 Atarra: @ChrisGMiller beat me to it XD
WearingCats_CwC: I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue
 JadedCynic: "We have clearance, Clarance." "Roger, Roger. Get me the latest report on that vector, Victor."
 JadedCynic: ohhhhh  
 sethtriggs: Also I absolutely lost it with the whole fourth-wall thing with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
 JadedCynic: 
evilspoons983: speaking of movies with airplane-based titles, "Plane" was a great action movie that was grossly underserved by its dumb sounding title
 bytecaster: Excellent. No notes!
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: You'd never be able to make Blazing Saddles today. It's already 4:00.
 kristian_fischer: The white zone is for loading and unloading only.
 SocraticMethod: Also because cowboy movies are out
 beowuuf: love airplane
 sethtriggs: When he's passed out and they're pulling him out and there's Lakers uniform shorts under his pilot jacket
 warboss5: I love that that "morons!" line was improvised
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 McFluffums: "HE'S COMING NEARER?!"
 RealGamerCow: He was corpsing
DoodlestheGreat: And THAT like was an ad-lib from Wilder.
 kristian_fischer: Gene Wilder improvised the "Morons" line. It's beautifull.
 cmdrud87: yupp. that was ad-libbed
 TehAmelie: he did break, it's known
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : One bit that always gets me is when they're dragging Kareem through the isle, he's wearing his Laker's shorts
coolbond: it was 100% corpsing
 Atarra: it really gives the vibe of a friend making you laugh when you don't wanna laugh because you're *upset* dammit 
 SandwichKed: I was very very young - less than 6 - when my mom's friend from florida came up and wanted to go see Airplane! in the theater.  And somehow I got dragged along.  It messed me up for a long time.
 YeetTheRich_: the biggus dickus scene?
 TehAmelie: https://i.imgur.com/GwAiv6D.png tee hee
 sethtriggs: @Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra  Yes! That absolutely slayed me! ALso the argument with the annoying kid after the kid talks about how his dad dissed Kareem.
 YeetTheRich_: urban legend i believe
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 SocraticMethod: THere are so many contradictory variations of that story I don't know what's true
glitched_goddess: He has a wife you know
NojhLivic: Were a lot of the old comedy's scripted, but they're best lines were ad-libbed on set. And now all comedy's basically ad-lib everything but the most basic setting?
 JadedCynic: "If you break, we will have to replace you with an actor who won't"
 BusTed: Welp, see you later.
 sethtriggs: "Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes."
 HorusFive: https://clips.twitch.tv/NastyOptimisticJalapenoNomNom-U0tev41mVhxXumgn
 bytecaster: Welcome to LLR's new comedy movie podcast sponsored by Chex!
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : @sethtriggs It's so good!  "Listen kid, I'm out there busting my butt every night dragging them down the court."
 Rhynerd: I came across some conversation about how much of Airplane! Is taking actual stuff from a different film, and then changing it *just* a little bit for max comedy
 sethtriggs: Yeah that is great
 warboss5: Oh yeah, that is 100% true, extras DREAM of getting even a single line in a movie
 sethtriggs: Oh, and the way they cross the line twice so much
 Gekyouryuu: Happy Ides of March, everybody
 accountmadeforants: Huh, the HD remake was apparently headed by one of the people who made the original, and Chex Quest 2. (Charles Jacobi, who also made an unofficial Chex Quest 3 in 2008 along with two other former team members.)
 TheMerricat: https://decider.com/2019/05/14/dumb-and-dumber-big-gulps-huh-scene-extras-improv/
 JadedCynic: @Rhynerd yeah, it ZAZ cribbed from "Zero Hour"
kallumthewriter: you have arrvied on mars you really are playing doom
 cheezweazl: Oh shit! Chex Quest! I still have the original CD that came in the box of Check my mom bough us back in the mid 90's!
 beowuuf: @Rhynerd zero hour is the serious film
 sethtriggs: The adult-acting kids had me on the floor. "Cream?" "No thanks. I take it black. ... like my men."
 sporkraptor: you need to eat some fruit or something
 KV1NN4: I have a friend who isn't a fan of Paris Hilton but was on set with her and got paid extra because she kept messing up her lines. So, he liked the extra pay?
 TehAmelie: i thought that scene was odd when i was 15
 Anaerin: John Romero.
interiorexplosion: You didn't get killed. You got slimed
 DigitalSeahorse: 
RebekahWSD: Well that is something
 RealGamerCow: That's what he said
baskwalla: omg
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 JadedCynic: gotta watch your top left of the hud 
 sethtriggs: LOOOOL
 malsareus: what do you want it to mean?
 SocraticMethod: that he's agoraphobic
 EricTheOrange: what is "too cavernous"?
 matthaus_c: I love this character
 HorusFive: Wait- there's actually a fail-state?
 DigitalSeahorse: good you don't die back to the start
Critterbot: Nha, just standing still and taking hits a bit too much.
 Grimnus: Nah you just facetanked like 6 projectiles
 MrQBear: oh also that attack from the big robot suit did 20% damage
 Didero: You also got shit directly in the face by a robot a few times
 JadedCynic: you're at 31% and no armor
 warboss5: Damn, those big dudes do like 20% health damage
 sethtriggs: This is unironically a legit game.
NarishmaReborn: shouldnt the health be like worcestershire sauce or something
 MrQBear: new weapon I think?
KeytarCat: More rockets, I think
 gsyhiap: @TheMerricat amazing. thanks for the link TheMerricat
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 Xooszi: 44 months! That's a bunch of months!
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 EricTheOrange: ya think
 accountmadeforants: 
 sethtriggs: You'd think they could've animated the mouths on that opening cutscene! What a missed opportunity!
 warboss5: YOU DON'T SAY!?!
glitched_goddess: “Why is the koala smiling? What does he know??”
offbeatwitch: holy shit sherlock holmes
 LordManiMani: Mineral Mines should be right next to a sign for Vitamin Mines
 JadedCynic: you don't say???
 matthaus_c: I love him so much
 SourcePlaysGames: Voice audio still really quiet
 sethtriggs: LOL
 sporkraptor: what
SalmirAeon: ironically, it will open a gate
 matthaus_c: he's the kind of man for me
 Alness49: *Finds chest* I stand corrected!
 Serivus: "Where there is a blue key, there must be a blue door"
 kristian_fischer: OHNONONONONO
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehehehheheheh
 YeetTheRich_: OH MY GOD
 Simriel: I love the Non-Dialogue of this
 niccus: well no, the key unlocks the door. you have to open it yourself
 matthaus_c: okay this is amazing
 JadedCynic: thank you so much for this Graham
hd_dabnado: FALL GUYS
 sethtriggs: The writer is absolutely wilding out
 warboss5: F
 DigitalSeahorse: V for Vendetta but with F
Voidhawk42: It's been a longtime since Wolfenstein, and eating entire roast chickens the nazis left lying around, so nice to see the aliens are at least healthier
kallumthewriter: 10/10 give this writer an award
 beowuuf: fwat wthe hell?
 elkae: F
 MikoKisai: 
 Fanklok: Is the CHex Warrior vegan?
 gsyhiap: S grade writing
 Dog_of_Myth: F
Lobo_Apache: F
 matthaus_c: this is head and shoulders above Elden Ring
 sporkraptor: well fuck
hd_dabnado: F
 TheOtherTrevor: An Apology to All Scientists
zigboy22: nice
 LurkerSpine: someone had fun making this game
SquidVorb: F
HavenDragon: F
MrMashadar: F for Flavor
 LordManiMani: 💙Graham 10/10 Read
 cgwonder: F for Fendetta
 Didero: f's in chat
 DigitalSeahorse: fffffffffffff
 emberBecky: wow
 sethtriggs: F
 LordManiMani:  
 LurkerSpine: 500k well spent
 Earthenone: im guessing the writer was told not to use the F word and they said "bet"
 GapFiller: F   
 YeetTheRich_: ffs
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 iris_of_ether: 
 drthvd3r: F
 JoTyler: f
 Alness49: That's easy for you to say, Graham
ImmortalLen: In other words F this!
 MehallD: well done for not falling over that Graham
 JadedCynic: *applauds Graham's BLIND READ of that*
WearingCats_CwC: F for Respect
 HorusFive: Professional VA 
 EricTheOrange: you may call me ffffffffff
 sethtriggs: That's not even in the original is it?
 A_Dub888: 
 sporkraptor: ffffffffff
 vensers_lab_tech: You may call me.... fartnoise.wav
 matthaus_c: HAHHAHAH
 EricTheOrange: yeah door F you
 CouldntPickAUsername: 
MrMashadar: F for Feta
 DigitalSeahorse: take that, door
 LordManiMani: Good Writing.
 BloodnBullets: I love that G nailed that read then alex cracked him immediately
 accountmadeforants: Game: Good
 sethtriggs: "Take that, Door" WTF
 MikoKisai: F this door in particular
NarishmaReborn: i kinda love that
 kristian_fischer: This is freaking art.
 EricTheOrange: booo
TwitchTVsFrank: Boo
 W_Livi: I played this remake before, but I had zero recollection of the dialogue
 DigitalSeahorse: like saying Thank You, Door to an auto open door
 warboss5: Be careful, your armor will get soggy!
 matthaus_c: this is the DLC
 dougma: confirmed zap branagan
DoodlestheGreat: Whaddya want for half a mil, a Valve game?
 EricTheOrange: I recently played the newest pokemon game and it has so many waterfalls nad NOT ON E with something behind it.  I was upset
 LordManiMani: Sometimes dressing up bad jokes in the right context with the right presentation works 👌
Slacker1977: they're working on it
 Didero: If it was coming out soon, they'd have given a date
Lysander_salamander: Hello everyone!
 MrVirite: surprised it's not a milk river
 bytecaster: The DLC is actually part of the Chex Quest 2 Remaster
 RealGamerCow: As long as it doesn't pull a DaiKatana and have a bathing semi-nude geisha behind the waterfall
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: the announcement was like, that they had "begun development"
 accountmadeforants: Frog Fractions?
Lysander_salamander: Oh, is the the Chex game remake?
 YeetTheRich_: paul play radagons theme
 EricTheOrange: well Frog Fractions 4
 TimIAm: It's an ARG for the upcoming General Mills MMO
 sethtriggs: The world isn't ready
 W_Livi: surely it would be Cereal Calculus
Voidhawk42: You just wake up on the skyrim cart, with a pregenerated character with this voice
 Rhynerd: Frog Fractions 7: it was Chex Quest this whole time
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I'm with Adam though - I hope the ER dlc will just be all of Bloodborne
 cgwonder: i never figured out what frog fractions was and at this point im too afraid to ask
Slacker1977: wasn't Hop's Iconic Hat Frog Fractions 3?
Drathak: its both! its a collab 
DoodlestheGreat: Deltarune chapter's 3-5
 kristian_fischer: And Undertale 2 turns out to be Frog Fractions 4.
 dougma: we were the aliens all along
 bytecaster: I just want this game to end with the credits "A Hideo Kojima Production".
 JadedCynic: https://clips.twitch.tv/AssiduousUglyLocustDogFace-B7--ugcMe3I9Etnq
 DigitalSeahorse: or HL3
TwitchTVsFrank: Redeemed
 saucemaster5000: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa Still capped at 30 FPS of course
 elkae: Chexlist lol
 cgwonder: was he a pilot?
 sethtriggs: Raise the roof!
 HorusFive: 
 cmdrud87: did you try to say "tiddlywinks" three times into a mirror?
 EricTheOrange: Frog fractions 2 was kinda disapointing, but frog Fractions 3 was good
 Didero: Opposite of a gatekeeper
 kristian_fischer: Out of my way, GATE! I take large strides!
tenthtechpriest: No pets? oof, dealbreaker
NarishmaReborn: hates being gatekept
KeytarCat: Chex man is a cat
TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/NiceSparklingCougarMau5-eGrQZwQw1-LlVlmn
 Anaerin: Well, they seriously gate his progress.
 Earthenone: like most gamers he hates being prevented from moving places
 sethtriggs: Gates are harshing his buzz man
Tempest2097: I kind of love their startle noise
 JadedCynic: ♫don't fence me in♫ our Chex boi is all about freedom of movement
 Lord_Hosk: He really preferred Dr Polaski on TNG season 2
Tempest2097: It's like VWHAAAT
 dougma: I thought we were supposed to play bad games
 LordManiMani: @erictheorange just based on LRR's play of it, the outer game of FF2 looked more engaging than the inner
 warboss5: Was that a Chuck Norris joke?
kallumthewriter: man hates doors and gates but drops keys between every level
 JadedCynic: who does this dude think he is, Chuck Norris?
 0x6772: Predict the quip for that red gate…
 cmdrud87: also, how weird is it that we are picking up bowls of salad and not crunchies?
 A_Dub888: In Soviet Russia, heights are afraid of you!
Firewhiskers: Wait, bridges overhead? Paths on top of paths in a Doom game? What sorcery is this?
 sethtriggs: Wow those things hurt
DaxStrife: It's the BFZ!
 matthaus_c: put these guns in Smod
NimrodXIV: HA
 JadedCynic: 
 Fanklok: Fred Chexter leads the Chex Squadron, an intergalactic SWAT team called in to quell disputes along the Federation's deep space frontiers.
MWGNZ:   
 YeetTheRich_: ayyy
 dougma: so a much better game
 matthaus_c: ZING
 warboss5: So, BETTER than High on Life?
 BigDaddyBland87: si better
 Alness49: A straight upgrade!
kallumthewriter: so high on life but good
 GapFiller: 
 LordManiMani:    
 NightValien28: so a better game
 Asrimal: Love how you can tell what enemy in Doom the enemies are based on
 kristian_fischer: Airhorn!
 TheWarDoctor8: 
Lysander_salamander: nice
 EricTheOrange: Frog Fractions 2 felt like a bunch of game jam games mushed together, but FF1 and 3 had thematic through lines and no central hub that outstayed it's welcome.
 Anaerin: So what you're saying is that it's strictly better.
Jethrain: Better jokes too
geail: help! he's dead!
doubledbear: ie Good
 accountmadeforants: We need that voiceline for Let's Nope. "Another key, another mission completed"
 JadedCynic: BUUUUURN
 JadedCynic: it was SO CRINGE
 LurkerSpine: I started it, but the art style creeped me out
 bytecaster: It opens a yet further gate
 Rhynerd: Opens a different gate
 warboss5: Hahaha, killed by a cutscene
EvilBadman: High on Life was fine if you don't mind that sort of humor/dialogue
flammenarsch: is this some kind of cereal game?
 sethtriggs: A snack mix game!
flammenarsch: noice
 LordManiMani: One day I'm going to make a game. And somewhere on some wall there will be a picture frame in the shape of the letter I. And it will be an invincibility secret
 JadedCynic: @EvilBadman yeah, shame I've got taste - maybe I could play it on mute?
 DigitalSeahorse: weeeeeeeeeee
 kristian_fischer: Man likes his lasers.
 LordManiMani:   
KeytarCat: Rollin around at the speed of sound~!
 BrowneePoints: It's not worth it. It's a mediocre Metroidvania with even worse writing @JadedCynic
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 LordManiMani: Adam claps in rhythm 
TheAinMAP: Whee!
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: Gameplay
 Koshindan: Hand is gone.
 sporkraptor: so there was no gameplay for that, it was just an extended cut scene
 EricTheOrange: my bit rate did not like that
 Fanklok: Not even a single dead pan "Weeeee"
 malsareus: you know 1 dev was like "i bet we could make a rail shooter in this engine"
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Lookout, it's Number 128!
EvilBadman: @jadedcynic I dunno, you use the term cringe unironically 
 JadedCynic: @BrowneePoints Yeah, I've watched streams (hoped it would get better, but...)
 matthaus_c: lucky 'buddies'
 MrQBear: oh now i want muddy buddy mix.
 W_Livi: impressive that we've learned to wield the large zorcher telekenetically
RealGamerCow: Chex can also be used for "muddy buddies", a sweet chex mix
 sethtriggs: Spooooky
hd_dabnado: do they mean puppy chow?
 UncannyJimjams: Oh my god a Muddy Buddies reference
 elkae: 
 Tangsm: It's the puppy chow recipe.
 cmdrud87: mah hand
Lobo_Apache: Hands will be removed until moral improves
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 N2Osferatu: To be clear, Muddy Buddies is chocolate peanut butter dessert mix using Chex
 BrowneePoints: You know, at least the game has Gameplay
doubledbear: rip green squidward
 JadedCynic: there must have been chex in that BK 
 EricTheOrange: @hd_dabnado muddy buddies is another name for puppy chow
DaxStrife: "Damn flemoids! They took my cereal-eatin' hand!"
evilspoons983: If you think that minecart's jittery, you probably shouldn't try the high speed trains on Star Citizen's maps right now
 JadedCynic: no hands at all
 Koshindan: Or a work place related accident.
 elkae: 
 BrowneePoints: idk they look more like oozes to me Alex
Reecer6: hello? there's a bug in my chex?
 fastlane250: osha violation
 W_Livi: Bugs in cereal? ew
 JoTyler: look ma no hands
 sporkraptor: perhaps if you built a rudimentary lathe
evilspoons983: the Microtech transit loop almost launched me into space yesterday
Lysander_salamander: did this get abandoned?
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: Getting turnt with my lathe
 JadedCynic: good eyes on G*
KeytarCat: YES
 LordManiMani: @sporkraptor thank you for saying so I didn't have to
 W_Livi: ah, the LAZ Device
 EricTheOrange: the BFG?
 TheOtherTrevor: BFG?
 Fanklok: Legally distinct BFG
 WetPaperSack: BFG
 JadedCynic: BDG - Big Darn Gun
Critterbot: Not BFG! 
 sethtriggs: LOL
 kristian_fischer: Majestic and Sticky! They're cops!
 MikoKisai: Big Zorching Gun
 Koshindan: The Icon of Slime.
 HasturTheYellow: Big Gloopy Gun
Jethrain: the BFZ, the BreakFast Zorcher
 EricTheOrange: big funky gun
redisforever: the bfg and the icon of sin
 Rhynerd: There’s only one weapon left: the electro-spork
 BrowneePoints: In other "historically bad things" apparently the D&D Movie is...actually fun and halfway decent?
 JadedCynic: "Moisurize me!"
 sethtriggs: Is this the final boss?
evilspoons983: the door is the Icon of Sin?
 SocraticMethod: It is the Icon of Sin level
 kristian_fischer: I see Graham is once again in the Thinking Slouch.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 matthaus_c: anime!
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 kassbjames: It's sad that the cereal game is the best we're going to get for months...
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 BusTed: 100% secrets
kallumthewriter: cut scenes
 matthaus_c: help me step-chex, I'm stuck
Leonhart321: Wait, I just got back. Is this Chex Quest?
 warboss5: Who the fuck are these people?!?
redisforever: "To win the game you must kill me, slime thing."
 sethtriggs: oh o
 EricTheOrange: I like how he says thing like their supposed to be one liners but their just like regular sentences.
 Earthenone: prep for the overwatch chex game
 BrowneePoints: Graham can I get a licensed Gardetto's game instead?
nyperold: Perhaps a... snack break?
 BrowneePoints: starring the Rye Chip?
 sethtriggs: You can get codes to play as all of them apparently!
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : Go Go Chex Mix Rangers!
 TheThirdTail: Hell yeah, Chex Quest!
MrMashadar: oh wow
 Spades_Slicc: @DiamondTiki ; ) good good friends
doubledbear: Chex[mix]Quest
 Koshindan: So there's humans and grain people?
 Paradachshund: There are normal people?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 dougma: F
Lysander_salamander: what
kallumthewriter: 10/10 ending
 LordManiMani: Can't! Hold! On! Much! Longer!
NimrodXIV: WHAT
 sethtriggs: OMG
RebekahWSD: what??
 BusTed: $7.99
 A_Dub888: 
 EricTheOrange: wait theirs just regular humans?
aClonedPickle: no no it's ok this is the episode 2 hook
interiorexplosion: they ded
hd_dabnado: RIP 
 JadedCynic: notice the female romantic interest is 'Rye Chex'
WearingCats_CwC: They all died
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
Lobo_Apache: F for Flemoid Menace
 SnackPak_: 
 sethtriggs: *record scratch*
Lysander_salamander: aha
NimrodXIV: fake out
 SK__Ren: Its Dr. Rye
Boiler_bot: Nice fakeout
 0x6772: Yea, I want that floaty guy's story.
 Didero: Chexdallion 
Tempest2097: The rye chip IS the best part
kallumthewriter: those scientists totally just died
 warboss5: Rye = psychic powers, got it
 fastlane250: real powdered toast man vibes from the chex player character guy
 LordManiMani: Dr. Stryenge?
 TheMerricat: These are all playable characters by the way
 Koshindan: Rye chip is the best.
 warboss5: The pretzels are both droids
avi_miller: The Rye Chip is just Dr Strange
doubledbear: We have lady chex too XD
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 anbuagent12: Pretzel is my favorite character. So much personality in their salt flakes
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 kristian_fischer: Optimex Prime back there.
 sethtriggs: Is pretzel a Voltron ref?
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 Atarra: "We forgot the face!" "The face is too much."
 accountmadeforants: 
 GrassVortex: 
 SK__Ren: PRT-Z3L
 cgwonder: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Darleysam: the number one food-snack in the land
 EricTheOrange: OMG
 sethtriggs: Oh myyyyy
 Alas_Babylon: Hold on
Slacker1977: the pretzel is nothing but face apparently
NimrodXIV: LOL
 matthaus_c: you cannot anthropomorphise me in any way that matters
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 GaelanS: i love how the game is non-violent but manages to do military propaganda anyway
 JadedCynic: d'awww
Slacker1977: it deformed
 YeetTheRich_: oh he FUCKS
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : 10/10 game, I will hear no arguments.
tenthtechpriest: he FUCKS
 BrowneePoints: He used his Chex Dix
 matthaus_c: of course he fucks
 Paradachshund: he doesn't have sex, he FUCKS
RebekahWSD: Wow
 YeetTheRich_: himbo fukcs
 kristian_fischer: THIS IS WORSE THAN PALPATINE!
 Alas_Babylon: Wait a minute
doubledbear: At least 3 times
 warboss5: Of course he fucks, lisent to that voice!
Lysander_salamander: oh dear
geail: Chex-Mix! You got 60& less fat than potato chips!
NimrodXIV: oh no rule 34 on Chex
 Pteraspidomorphi: Why does it keep going
 KV1NN4: ohmygod
 JadedCynic: um
hd_dabnado: Dead Wife?
 EricTheOrange: ummm wat?
 hesterbyrde: This is bagel chip erasure
 Rhynerd: Wait, the holes of the pretzel changed are the holes technically the eyes?
tenthtechpriest: hold up
Gizmoloid: concern
Lysander_salamander: wow
 0x6772: Just let the VA go crazy
 sethtriggs: I wonder, is his junk also waffly?
 RealGamerCow: "I don't fuck, I SLAM"
 Atarra: ?????
Critterbot: Yo hol up!
kallumthewriter: best character ever written
 Darleysam: no, this is perfect, no notes
 Didero: "I stung the spelling bee" 
 Dog_of_Myth: Chex Lore goes hard
 Mediocre_Man5: I like the implication that the helmet isn't actually a helmet, it's just part of him
 accountmadeforants: "The Many Times I Saved The World"
 Rhynerd: !sir?
 YeetTheRich_: what a fucking legend
Slacker1977: your jokes also have the strength of 10 dads
 Alas_Babylon: o/ I have a question
TwoSenses subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 70 months!
 TwoSenses: But where's Mrs. Chex?
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 dougma: The developers had way too much fun making this game
Drathak: this is just the incredibles again
 GrassVortex: what is this even  
 NightValien28: they all fuck, alex, even the pretzel
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 matthaus_c: OTHER FRED JR
Gizmoloid: 
MrMashadar: ChexMix Rule 34?
 elkae: holy shit
t3h_f1gm3nt: OTHER FRED JR OMEGALUL
beregolas: !adult
 kristian_fischer: MY BRAAAAAAIN
RebekahWSD: what the actual hell
Lobo_Apache: OTHER FRED JR
 TehAmelie: aww the little chexlets
 Koshindan: Little Other Fred Jr.
Firewhiskers: He kinda looks like the King of All Cosmos .
 lesbianpunkpyromancer20: this is great
 TemporallyAwry: We need more campy FPS games 
zigboy22: HOLY
 DigitalSeahorse: 
spiffinn: other fred junior
 RainyMint: 
Lysander_salamander: how much of this is just improv?
 JadedCynic: "Other Fred Jr" 
Duffadash: This is incredible
 Tangsm: This is amazing.
 sethtriggs: This is amazing
NimrodXIV: 10/10 game
 Pteraspidomorphi: I'm trying to eat dinner 
 EricTheOrange: "just look at their tricepts"
littleunknownn: They have triceps?
 CouldntPickAUsername: surprisingly wholesome
 Paradachshund: no notes, perfect
 sethtriggs: oh no
 MikoKisai: Other Fred Jr    
 BusTed: sequel hook!
3cbb: oh he wend to the george foreman school of naming kids
tenthtechpriest: OH NO
 Atarra: @MrMashadar please god no
doubledbear: !game good
 drthvd3r: I'm so glad I suggested this. I'm aware there may have been others too.
Kumakaori: jo jo: OH MAI GAAAAAD~. XD;.
 NightValien28: this is 100000x time better than high on life, holy shit
 Rhynerd: Other fred jr killed me
 Jobot180: Bravo!
t3h_f1gm3nt: PERFECT GAME 10/10
 JadedCynic: GOTY
 LordManiMani:  good game, no notes
Boiler_bot: This is stupidly charming
SquidVorb: Clap
 Arikell: Can we get this guy a raise?
 gsyhiap: Other Fred Jr is going to need so much therapy...
 MikoKisai: So, Chex Quest 2 HD when? 
 RealGamerCow: Or could you say....Whole grain?
 Gulleko: 
Lobo_Apache: 10/10 perfect game
 cgwonder: genuinely funny
beregolas: 5/7, perfect score!
Lysander_salamander: that was delightful
 kristian_fischer: Other Fred Jr was my favorite character
 warboss5: NO NOTES!
 LurkerSpine: There was in fact sequels
DoodlestheGreat: NO NOTES
 MrVirite: That was so much better than it had ANY right to be 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 A_Dub888: 10/10 no notes
 BigDaddyBland87: 10/10
ChainedDreamer: I thought these are supposed to be bad games?
 sethtriggs: Who is the writer let's see who is the writer
 matthaus_c: holy fuck
 margieargie: This would be 10/10... but no subtitles, so 0/10 <_<
Critterbot: Yeah no, that was great! 
kallumthewriter: 11/10
Leonhart321: God's Perfect Game
Tempest2097: Yeah that rocks
 Didero: Gotta leave room for a sequel 
 dougma: 11/10 would eat again
 JadedCynic: v/o
Caffine1138: perfect voice acting
kallumthewriter: they said turn the writing up to 11
 jdtreker: I'm honestly half tempted to go download this now
 Alas_Babylon: @ChainedDreamer Oh believe it, we were told very early on this was going to be the best thing we saw today
 bytecaster: "A Hideo Kojima Production"
 Yolysses: Sequel?
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 Trebs42: nice!
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 fastlane250: this is some good cheese
 sethtriggs: Russell Gee thanks for your QA!
 DigitalSeahorse: rad music too
 YeetTheRich_: when did this come out?
 JadedCynic: thank you Flight School 
 sporkraptor: the stinger is when they get eaten by a giant human thing
 accountmadeforants: Chex Mix will return: In Chex Quest 4K
SquidVorb ungerms your corn meal
 JoTyler: takes the germ out
 Didero: @jdtreker It's free, no reason not to
 EricTheOrange: @jdtreker I mean it's free so fill your boots I guess.
 HorusFive: 100 Perfect Game
doubledbear: no germs here
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: corn has germs?!
 Jobot180: Good synthesizer, dang
EvilBadman: He's gonna get invited to the Cereal Avengers
 sporkraptor: "fred junior! other fred junior! nooooo"
 cgwonder: you know what, if chex was avaliable in the uk, i would totally buy some after playing this.
KeytarCat: I wonder if all the characters have epilogues
 sporkraptor: *crunch crunch*
 matthaus_c: my eye hurts from laughing
 sporkraptor: "DELICOUS"
 malsareus: why is this the 2022 game of the year?
Lysander_salamander: I didn't know it was released.  I knew it was in development
 cheezweazl: I remember the 1996 one, it was basically a Doom reskin
 JadedCynic: @YeetTheRich_ the remaster just recently, the original doom wad was back in the 90s
 elkae: 2020 game with no subtitles?? booo
 CataclysmicReverb: Gotta love the use of lofi for the ending music
 Gekyouryuu: iirc, this getting remade got talked about on checkpoint
Lobo_Apache: and he actually fucks
 kristian_fischer: Kiff, bring me some more Chex!
 sethtriggs: This is a nice ending song, feels like an 80s action movie end.
 EricTheOrange: @cgwonder whats the UK version of snack mix?
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 theymerLoviatar: Also, s opposed to Zap Brannigan, Chex Mix fucks
 raulghoulia: just back from the last day of a three week trial I was a juror on. How y'all doing?
Boiler_bot: Indeed
doubledbear: Like branigan but a good dad
tenthtechpriest: it's no innuendo because we KNOW he fucks
 sethtriggs: Ah there's the writer!
 JadedCynic: Nicholas Lindell 
 DigitalSeahorse: next DLC: The Breakfast Club
 warboss5: "The most important element of any battle plan is the element of surprise....... SURPRISE!"
 LordManiMani: Oh nice
 PixelArtDragon: One of the characters is salt
 Fanklok: I have a very sexy learning disorder, Kiff tell them what I call it
 elkae: canonically, he has kids
Slacker1977: Look at that, Metroid Remastered people
Leonhart321: Wait, hold up. THIS IS A REMAKE?
 cgwonder: @EricTheOrange not sure really. a lot of small store carry international food so you can get great Indian snack mixes.
 sethtriggs: Wow!
 McFluffums: do you think his dick is waffley?
 kristian_fischer: This is unbearably wholesome
NimrodXIV: too wholesome
 TehAmelie: what Zapp's voice actor did was just "be Captain Kirk"
hd_dabnado: WOW
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
kallumthewriter: went looking for garbage found something actually fun and nice
 accountmadeforants: Development was headed by one of the original devs (Charles Jacobi)
Critterbot: Alex pls.
 GreatWahooney: Alex no
 JadedCynic: ALEX STEACY
Lobo_Apache: ALEX WHY
Lysander_salamander: 
 BrowneePoints: When Fred is using his Chex Dix alex?
 DigitalSeahorse: neat
 Rhynerd: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! There's no money in the tarp budget for that.
 sporkraptor: pvp
 EricTheOrange: @theymerLoviatar well he did once, it was the plot of an episode.
 LordManiMani: 
Firewhiskers: Chex Fortress 2
 margieargie: Crossing the Streams idea? <_<
 Didero: Apparently there were 'multiplayer codes' in boxes of Chex Mix
 JadedCynic: co-op yeah, you can choose the other memebers of the team
Dared00: Crossing the Streams Chex Quest?
 Forgebold: crunch crunch!
 UncannyJimjams: Such a labor of love, this game
 Alas_Babylon: Well, it was nice to feel joy
 sporkraptor: pretzel vs pretzel
 TheAlanHeffley: Well, it's all downhill from here
 JadedCynic: now that we've set the bar...
 malsareus: crossing the streams chex quest when?
 Dog_of_Myth: Wut
 UncannyJimjams: Oh no
 Atarra: ?!?!
 Didero: I should be going, thanks so much for that!
Tempest2097: Carefully
SquidVorb: What
 innerbeard: Exactly one hour of content lol
 EricTheOrange: "carefully"
 GrassVortex: wat?
RebekahWSD: That was a beautiful game
littleunknownn: what
NimrodXIV: some key
Jethrain: oh no/oh YES
 droodtheozeference: I really hope the co-op mode lets you play other members of the Chex Mix squad.
 accountmadeforants: I dunno, this looks pretty good already
 elkae: is that Richter?
 sethtriggs: This seems familiar
 eric_christian_berg: Anyone familiar with Breakfast of Champions comic?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 JadedCynic: @malsareus you KNOW Ian would be up for it
 LordManiMani: 
 Drasvin: Oh right, this is supposed to be garbage games
 kristian_fischer: I am sooooooooooooooo high
Tempest2097: That's Definitely TTS
littleunknownn: oh - hi
 EricTheOrange: okay
t3h_f1gm3nt: okay
Slacker1977: good morning, Dr. SBatso
 DigitalSeahorse: okay
 gsyhiap: oh boy
 Forgebold: okay
 margieargie: Oh Hi Mark
 RealGamerCow: This guy sounds like a mass muderer
 bytecaster: Is this a strand type game?
Lysander_salamander: ah, one of those intentionally "ironically" bad games
 Darleysam: oh, it's the One Day For Ched narrator!
 Koshindan: What guests?
 sethtriggs: Oh this is not Wampy Copter never mind. OMG there's like 1FPS
 0x6772: Art?
 Darleysam: I'm veyy veyy drunk
MrMashadar: Richter Hammockslam reporting for duty!
 dougma: I am suffering tonal whiplash
 LordZarano: Art?
 Drasvin: Rotoscoped copter game?
 NightValien28: ART
 DigitalSeahorse: GIRAFFE!
 jdtreker: quality sure took a divc
 Rhynerd: Where’s the clock?
 YeetTheRich_: this is a fever dream
Boiler_bot: Helloooo~
 GreatWahooney: is this a remake of Ugh?
 sethtriggs: Oh it's SimCopter!
 PixelArtDragon: This is some Simcopter shit
 matthaus_c: this reminds me a nonzero amount of Celestial Hacker Girl Jessica
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 Steelwolf171: That person sounds much too high to operate that vehicle
 LordZarano: @0x6772 High-five!
 BigDaddyBland87: oh so this was drug fueled
 CururuGuasu: I’m getting Skeal flashbacks
 DigitalSeahorse: not so secret giraffe
Firewhiskers: This is the sequel to Virtual Hydlide I didn't know I needed
 EricTheOrange: I don't like the wobble effect they put on this games soundtrack'
 LordManiMani: Is this Automaton Lung
 MikoKisai: @Rhynerd in the lower left
 ArmondoSC: this has to be an egglike
SquidVorb: What kind of town is this?
 Atarra: ah now we're into the "you must be THIS high" games
Inept_Hope: This seems very intentional, whatever it is.
t3h_f1gm3nt: SUS
 sethtriggs: The music is nice though
redisforever: i love the OG terragen skybox
 GreatWahooney: oh ok thanks
 DigitalSeahorse: hehheheh
 JoTyler: just us chickens
 Pteraspidomorphi: How are you moving forward?
 Dog_of_Myth: Chickens are sus
 gsyhiap: 
beregolas: sus
offbeatwitch: same dude
 sethtriggs: wut
 innerbeard: I am either too high or not nearly high enough for this game
 accountmadeforants: A+ game
Lysander_salamander: comedy!
Lobo_Apache: pressing X to doubt
SquidVorb: The what
 JadedCynic: wat
 elkae: see??? subtitles!
 ekimekim: this is a weird Goat Simulator mod
 Texan_Reverend: Could we get game volume up a touch? It's still a bit hard to hear dialogue without turning y'all up too loud.
 malsareus: such a rich lore
 DigitalSeahorse: Gurry
 warboss5: I want whatever drugs the devs were on while making this
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 Dog_of_Myth: Yes
SquidVorb: My dreams:
 0x6772: The pigeon's named Gurry. That'll be important later.
 They_Are_Alyx: This game is profoundly French
 Koshindan: Art.
  Nirvana___: Game volume sounds fine at my end.
Clockwork_Penguin: Ohhh, wooow this is some real Watch and Play tier nonsense
 NewtyNewts: So, uh...
 Atarra: I don't, this is kind of terrifying
doubledbear: Well this is a tone shift
 Rhynerd: Gurry works here
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : I think we're all collectively having a stroke, Alex.
 akiliyan: to quote Adam... If I dont understand it, is it art?
Boiler_bot: Good question
 TwoSenses: Why does this remind of Darkseed
 Alas_Babylon: o rly
 sethtriggs: This is a modern SimCopter, bugs and all
 matthaus_c: I actually respect this
 Simriel: Is this... an art game?
Slacker1977: yeah, fetch some water for the pool...
 HorusFive: This is truly the Arthouse of Steam trash
 LadyGrey21: I just got here and I am so confused
 Alas_Babylon: Beauty Copter
 DigitalSeahorse: must use all these free assets game
Invitare: don't forget about the pool. it will be important
 EricTheOrange: me....
 Alas_Babylon: me ;-;
 innerbeard: The 2d bus
 LordManiMani: @sethtriggs only if there's legit funny radio stations
 Sacrenos: is this a forgotten psychonauts level?
 PixelArtDragon: @sethtriggs I'm guessing we're going to get a bucket we need to drag over the ocean for the pool
 hb8u: huh
 dougma: is this german niellist surrealism?
 anbuagent12: the stunned silence speaks volumes.
 sethtriggs: A flat giraffe!
offbeatwitch: beautycopter
 hb8u: actually good games!?
 TehAmelie: um acutally
 NewtyNewts: So, is this... Nobi Nobi?
Firewhiskers: Desert Bus!
evilspoons983: I like the chill vibes
 DigitalSeahorse: A busq
 YeetTheRich_: i think this game is all it's trying to be ... i just don't really understand what it is trying to be
 Dog_of_Myth: Giraffe are pushy
beregolas: is this... art?
 DigitalSeahorse: BUS
SquidVorb: Bus.jpg
 EricTheOrange: this game is weird....
 Amentur: 
 JoTyler: so pool needs water, giraffe needs creme de menthe
Boiler_bot: Creme the what now?
MWGNZ: ah, a giraffe with taste
 elkae: we have a real time with giraffe games on this stream
 Atarra: Graham doesn't look ready for this
 NightValien28: you heard her, get the creme
 Dog_of_Myth: !venga
  LRRbot: Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but The Venga Bus is coming, so call me maybe.
 onarampage: I am not stoned enough for this game
 sethtriggs: What would happen if you played this game whilst high?
 DigitalSeahorse: the venga bus
 aussie_rob_w: That giraffe wants a booze
nyperold: Is this... voiced by AI?
Firewhiskers: IT IS THE BUS
NojhLivic: Heh. I get it. Deserted.
 gsyhiap: I don't think I'm wasted enough to understand what's going on here
ArtemisHuntress: does the bus rotate based on our viewing angle?
 Simriel: @sethtriggs You'd get very bored and go away I think
Lobo_Apache: This new customer seems like a real Tit
 NewtyNewts: Desert Copter
nyperold: Or TTS?
 LordZarano: This is giving me Griptape Backbone vibes
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: 
bobthecoolman: this looks sweet
 margieargie: !venga
  LRRbot: The Venga Bus'll be coming 'round the mountain when it comes.
 TwoSenses: This is every 90s FMV point and click adventure game dialog rolled into one game
 HorusFive: https://clips.twitch.tv/GracefulKawaiiTermiteBigBrother-RrhueZHFCGMhZeh7
 sethtriggs: What plane is that bus even on
 Diabore: my eyes are hurting
 MrQBear: OH, It's one word, BeautyCopter, thats why i couldn't find it on steam
 rasterscan: Like... I don't hate this.
Painfully_Dyslexic: I have a big job interview today and I'm freaking out about it, but this is just the distraction I needed
 Earthenone: desert, and a bus...
ShatteredShamrock: I...
 BigDaddyBland87: I'm not even on drugs and I feel like I'm tripping
 JadedCynic: so sadly they've got the techincal parts right - the 'beautycopter' has two contra-rotating blades to counteract torque, so it doesn't need a tail rotor
 rasterscan: Is this free?
 CataclysmicReverb: I'm trying to figure out if this is more Ex Machina or more Soda Drinker Pro
 DigitalSeahorse: reminds me of the birb I saw at the bus station between long trips
averythetiger: Turns out: not shitty... just trippy.
NojhLivic: Is the aspect ratio non-standard?
 SK__Ren: This game is surreal
 hammith: Graham do you smell toast?
doubledbear: Not bad, just weird
 Atarra: your expressions said SO MUCH though
 Pteraspidomorphi: Can we fill the pool?
  Sarah_Serinde: Honestly this is the type of game I enjoy seeing on W+P 
 Jobot180: Some games speak for themselves
 BlueMechanic: This is very drream-like, in the way that nothing makes any sense  and I'm just experiencing weird stuff
 sethtriggs: Is that the control tower?
 GrassVortex: some surreal Avant-Garde?
 DigitalSeahorse: A frame houses
SquidVorb: Someone add that to the quotes
novrdd: 
 warboss5: My brain leaked out my ears about 2 minutes ago
 SnackPak_: I'm kinda into this
 LordZarano: I think this game is doing exactly what it set out to do
 MikoKisai: It is after 8:14, so you can hop off if you want to
Reecer6: oh, is that the record building?
 SocraticMethod: I'm 50-50 whether the designers aren't good and made a shitpost and they knew absolutely how to design and made a artsy shitpost
 Diabore: it is after 814, you can leave now
Firewhiskers: Where do you get the drink for the giraffe?
 LordManiMani: @cataclysmicreverb thank you for putting that sentment in words. It's frustrating me
 DigitalSeahorse: ice?
 JadedCynic: @sethtriggs it's where we took off from
Tempest2097: God this music is really weird
NojhLivic: Surrealist painting turned video game?
ImmortalLen: Shin Megami Tensei VI looks great!
 Rhynerd: Is this where you end up if you hold left for too long in Desert Bus?
 Serivus: it's after 8:15, so you can land
 cgwonder: uuuuuuuuh
 ZombieHendrix: this is like a PS1 game that never came to the US
Slacker1977: KEKW
 NewtyNewts: Clown... fish?
littleunknownn: Where is that clown?!
 Simriel: I can't tell if this is good, or extremely shitty to the point where I don't understand it
littleunknownn: OH
SquidVorb: That's TTS. I know that voice
 sethtriggs: A clown?
 Dog_of_Myth: I am concered
beregolas: is there anyone?
 hb8u: art
 bytecaster: Is this ... art?
averythetiger: Is this a Let's Nope?
Tempest2097: The Clown Beneath the ice hungers for flesh
 fastlane250: clown guy sounds like the dougdoug TTS
 mwlsn: I was just wondering if the pitch bends were in game or twitch being twitch
 DigitalSeahorse: uh
 Atarra: some **what**
 CururuGuasu: Here we are now, entertain us!
 sethtriggs: WHAAA
Boiler_bot: Stim-ulation
DaxStrife: Please do not stimulate the heavy clown.
 warboss5: Stimulate the clown, for the love of god!
 DigitalSeahorse: "I don't do sex stuff."
 Alas_Babylon: Only up to six, though
 matthaus_c: I'm so here for this
 cgwonder: so, did they use a bunch of text to speech programs with... different regional UK accents?
 WalkingProfanity: Good stuff today!
 UncannyJimjams: I... what...?
 Pteraspidomorphi: I'm loving it
NimrodXIV: I don't know if this game is a joke or not
 Simriel: WHAT
 sethtriggs: That happened
Boiler_bot: Very well
 MrQBear: 2 Dollars US for this.  I'm tempted.
Critterbot: This is... surreal.
 wizzo1138: That building in the center is Marina City ini Chicago
 Inquisitor_Xian: was this game directed by David Lynch?
WearingCats_CwC: Goodbye odd Welsh clown
TheAinMAP: 
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: is this a prequel to MDK?
 hb8u: you liking it tho
Caffine1138: did someone slip me something in my coffee?
 TheMerricat: What was the name of this game again?
 megrimme: you know. im kind of vibing
 aussie_rob_w: This game is
 Alness49: ChatGPT's writing credits leave much to be desired
 GreatWahooney: I kinda low key love this
 matthaus_c: y'know I remember my first time reading a Perec novel
 JadedCynic: I need a gif of Cam yelling "HOW???"
 Serivus: go land!
 LordManiMani: @cgwonder the Final Fantasy XII localization of Watch+Play trash
 Mangledpixel: I would be very worried if you expected this
 Ukon_Cairns: but there are subtitles
 warboss5: Graham.exe and Alex.exe have both experienced fatal errors and must quit
Firewhiskers: I was led to believe that this show had bad games on it. I want my money back.
Lysander_salamander: sort of like a walking sim and puzzle game?
 EricTheOrange: Like We've had more bizzare lol random games on watch and play but this may be the weirdest.
t3h_f1gm3nt: this is surreal but not in the fun tomato way...way
 UncannyJimjams: Is this an art installation? Like a really bad one?
 MehallD: This is PRIME w+p material, and I love what a strong day we're getting today
 Gascitygaming: I'd have questions if i knew what to have questions about
 Rhynerd: Are there any other visitors stuck on flowers?
 ArmondoSC: youre not used to egglike games
 elkae: this is good surrealism, to be fair?
 Serivus: land where you started!
coolbond: this game seems decent, wierd as hell but still not bad
glitched_goddess: Well you got to play Chex quest, so karma needs to level out
Slacker1977: ah, this IS ahiver spa at least
 NewtyNewts: And there was a helipad somewhere?
 Fanklok: I don't even have any questions
 LordManiMani: Is the tiny copter powered by prayer
kallumthewriter: i'm trying to figure out if this is legit or interionally a joke
 Spades_Slicc: I'd ask about a sub-ocean but given the ability to fly I'd be looking for a super-ocean
 WalkingProfanity: Nice geometry?
SquidVorb: How much is this game?
 MehallD: time is in the bottom left
 LordManiMani: Is it A24 yet?
 Anaerin: Bottom Left - It's 8:20
 MrQBear: @SquidVorb 2 dollars US
 NewtyNewts: Bottom left corner says 8:20
  Sarah_Serinde: There's a clock in the bottom left
 hammith: What DoOoo U mEAn? THis SeAMs PeFECtly NromAL.
 EricTheOrange: ok damn
 cgwonder: wow rude
 DigitalSeahorse: rude
 GreatWahooney: wow rude pigeon
 sethtriggs: RUDE
Critterbot: Okay! Jeez...
 sporkraptor: rude pigeon
 YeetTheRich_: ok gurry
 RainyMint: 
 SK__Ren: He's workin here
 undecided44: Please tell me there is a gamefaqs walk through for this... and it has locations for 6 people to take to the frozen clown
 bytecaster: Just an idea
 Rhynerd: Oh no, we’re six minutes late to the time we were supposed to land!
 Ukon_Cairns: why are both the birds rude
 SnackPak_: message received
 Jobot180: Rudest bird
Tempest2097: This game is so deeply cursed
doubledbear: Pigeon has bounderies
NojhLivic: Did we bring her a minthe?
 JadedCynic: @Lysander_salamander we called that an 'adventure game' back in the 80s
 SocraticMethod: Oh, now I got it. It gives me Cruelty Squad vibes. Just not sure  what's the thesis here
 sporkraptor: get water from the giraffe to fill pool?
Spectre97: Wait is that the Giraffe from that one anime
offbeatwitch: who up investigating they giraffe
 SpacePotato01: the giraffe.jpg
 sethtriggs: The giraffe was only a model
Voidhawk42: As an autistic Brit, I think this was made by an autistic Brit as a joke in an IT class
 JadedCynic: loads of fetch quests
 UncannyJimjams: God, are you there? It's me, Beauty Copter
 SocraticMethod: They feel similarly deliberately avant-garde
 NewtyNewts: uhhhh
SquidVorb: ????
Slacker1977: maybe stuff changes after you land?
Tempest2097: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 bytecaster: What?
 Amentur: There is more?!
 RealGamerCow: THERES MORE?
 matthaus_c: YES
 SnackPak_: huh
 EricTheOrange: ok now this?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
beregolas: wat?
 matthaus_c: YES YES YES
 Dog_of_Myth: What
 hb8u: oh YEAH
doubledbear: More game!
Lysander_salamander: kitty!
 megrimme: pardon
 BigDaddyBland87: UHHHHHH
averythetiger: OH NO
zigboy22: WUT
 Simriel: Did I have Stronk
 warboss5: SURE!  WHY NOT!?!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 SK__Ren: This is like an old flash game
 elkae: 
NojhLivic: Was that Morgana!?
Tempest2097: This is now in my nightmares
  Nirvana___: Is that a cat in a snowsuit?
 laundreydhull: Weh!?
CloneHeroUruguay: Xplain pls
DaxStrife: I desperately want this to be inflicted on Cam and Cori on Talking Simulator.
NojhLivic: That's morgana!
 SK__Ren: A cat?!
 SnackPak_: mood cat
 Amentur: A CAT?!
RebekahWSD: wh...what
Lobo_Apache: IT'S A CAT?!?
 Simriel: Graham is Experiencing Fear
 matthaus_c: this is an auspicious episode
 NewtyNewts: whispers.
NimrodXIV: why are we whispering
 jessieimproved: this voice acting wow
beregolas: This is everything I hoped for!
t3h_f1gm3nt: a talking cat?!
 YeetTheRich_: FEED CAT
WearingCats_CwC: Why are we whispering?
 warboss5: If my nose wasn't so stuffed up, I'm pretty sure I'd be smelling burnt toast
 LordManiMani: Take this to the lion in first class
 Rhynerd: Is summer wings a different game by this dec?
 NightValien28: I am experiencing something and I don't know what
 narset6691: it is required now to be given to cam and cori on talking sim i agree
 theymerLoviatar: Oh hey, it's Moonbase 6
Slacker1977: this breakroom is HORRIFYING
 NotCainNorAbel: I love joining in the middle of watch+play and being just as confused as everyone else
Tempest2097: What the actual fuck
 sethtriggs: I remember a room with gel windows like that at elementary school!
 HorusFive: Deeply deeply Art-haus
Ranakel: Glad that cleared things up
 cmdrud87: Zhis game is the equivalent of a non-sequitor joke
 Rhynerd: Gotta feed the cat!
 Simriel: You might be able to get a creme de minth in the break room
 gsyhiap: Getting Jonti Picking vibes from this
 YeetTheRich_: is pigeon cat food?
NojhLivic: oooh. So it was.
 NewtyNewts: new map
 matthaus_c: this rules
Lysander_salamander: neat
 rasterscan: Good transition!
Reecer6: oh my god cloud transition
ShatteredShamrock: h...what
 Paradachshund: that was a cool transition
 hb8u: that was great
 MrQBear: This is Fascinating.
 elkae: why is this.... not bad????
 mountaindudepdx: I kind of loved that
 Simriel: Who made this. Are they a genius or extremely stupid
 sporkraptor: oooooooookay
NimrodXIV: this is
Greendrag13: What... what are you doing in Fog's Hole?
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: well I guess we can at least say this was definitely made with intent
doubledbear: i defo heard fuckshole
kallumthewriter: this is art
SalmirAeon: that was fast map loading
Ranakel: What'd you call me, game?
Lobo_Apache: Did I take mushrooms?
 YFiddler: They nailed the dream-like feeling
 DigitalSeahorse: fog's hole instead of fox hole
 Simriel: Or are they just SUPER high
SquidVorb: This is a surrealist art project
 Rhynerd: That was a very quick transition
 aussie_rob_w: This is WILD.
 MrVirite: this is art
 sethtriggs: This is wild
Malazim: I thought that was a jump cut in the stream
 RealGamerCow: how many shores are there?
 Serivus: I will say that it has much better game play than a LOT of other W&P games
 matthaus_c: G is starting to speak like the characters
ShatteredShamrock: rooftop parking, nice
 elkae: @LoadingReadyRun We need an LRR reacts with the rest of the crew for this game plz
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: This is somebody's LSD trip, right?
 Gascitygaming: Alex, Graham, it's time to wake up
 LordManiMani: Its where they make all that boundary and FOV fog
 DigitalSeahorse: Gurry
NojhLivic: Okay I'm starting to think this kinda rules
 emberBecky: Gurry is still Gurry
 YeetTheRich_: "your brother told me to fuck off"
 JadedCynic: this is an abysmally written adventure game where NO context is given at all and no feedback for your actions
 Simriel: WHy is the CLOWN GLASWEGIAN
Slacker1977: the giraffe will be so happy
 Alas_Babylon: WAIT
 MehallD: WHy is the clown glaswegian?!?!
 Alas_Babylon: That clown... is from Dark Seed 2!
 Alas_Babylon: Holy shit!
 RealGamerCow: Alex is gonna Scanners
 sethtriggs: All about that cake
 Fanklok: Are the pigeon and clown room mates?
 Simriel: WHy does the clown have an East End of Glasgow Accent!
 EricTheOrange: I love the way you eat cake" is a WEIRD compliment.
t3h_f1gm3nt: ok i can get behind that. tartlet is a funny word to say
 Yolysses: This is collectively shaping up to be one of the trippiest Watch and Plays…
RebekahWSD: ok.
 sethtriggs: I learned a word, tartlet!
Ranakel: Were humans involved at any point of this game?
TotallyNotaBeholder: I would just like to say, What, and I say this with emphasis, the heck?
 SnackPak_: hahaha
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 bytecaster: We don't even get to hear the whole joke?
 MehallD: @Ranakel apparently at least one glaswegian??!
Critterbot: Now you know a joke, I guess.
 Simriel: Did you get the Creme De Minth?
 NightValien28: my brain is suffering
ShatteredShamrock: is this... liminal horror?
 sethtriggs: No joke what a tease
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 dougma: my brain.....
 Jobot180: Is this someone's memories of a trip from when they were on mushrooms?
petey_vonwho: Ok, I just got here, and what the actual fuck is going on?
 Alas_Babylon: @petey_vonwho yes
 LordManiMani: This is the secret Class E W+P game: Functional? And Weird?
hd_dabnado: 
 MrQBear: oh no  someone threw a rock at the glass house!
 elkae: this is kinda vibes?
 JadedCynic: oh, of COURSE we don't hear the full joke, that would require some ACTUAL WRITING
 megrimme: howwwdy
KeytarCat: Glass house, threw stones
 SK__Ren: Is that a glass house witha  hole from someone throwing a stone?
 SocraticMethod: @petey_vonwho Avant-garde art project
 Simriel: @Jobot180 Not enough fractal shapes
averythetiger: Is that... a glass house in which someone threw a stone?
 Dog_of_Myth: WUT
NimrodXIV: pardon
 Koshindan: Um
 RainyMint: PARDON?
 LordManiMani: Did Swery work on this
 Alas_Babylon: bruh
 sethtriggs: wha
 DigitalSeahorse: shake n suck
beregolas: sir! This is a Wendy's!
 matthaus_c: fucking Oikospiel would have a hard time matching this level of weird
 Rhynerd: What
 NewtyNewts: UHHHH
 EricTheOrange: our character sounds so tired
 Forgebold: schlorp
 Thus_Spooped_Zarathustra : @petey_vonwho I'll, uhhhh...I'll let you know when I've figured it out.  It may be some time.
 KV1NN4: MADAM, please....
 Spades_Slicc: biggus suckus
 jessieimproved: i was leaning in and i leaned back lol
 Drasvin: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Have you ever been on a horse before?
RebekahWSD: uh
 hb8u: but you must
 DigitalSeahorse: "snow harvest" eh?
 Rhynerd: Suck that tree?
 SandwichKed: I'm going to have nightmares tonight
 matthaus_c: tiny car
 Grimnus: Is this what a group hallucination is like?
 Spades_Slicc: Buy you gotta suck that wood
SquidVorb: Car.png
 GreatWahooney: it is imperative that you suck the trees
 Dog_of_Myth: !findquote tree
  LRRbot: Quote #1878: "That sounds like trees, or death." —Ian [2016-02-16]
 sethtriggs: Oh all the cars have this perspective
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 fastlane250: if it weren't for everyone else reacting to it I'd be led to believe my exhausted brain was just imagining this
offbeatwitch: forgot where i parked the cah
 Fanklok: !findquote suck
  LRRbot: Quote #784: "Fish are suck." —Kathleen [2015-10-05]
 DigitalSeahorse: so weird
 elkae: Can we add "I don't wanna suck the trees"??
 mwlsn: I mean this is basically that sunstone quest from FFXII, right
 bytecaster: Why are something 3D, something fixed sprite, and some things billboard sprites?
 Rhynerd: I kind of wish the vehicles provided conversation as well
 bytecaster: *some things
 EricTheOrange: This game is uniquely weird in a way I can't articulate.
 MikoKisai: @bytecaster Because yes.
 Koshindan: Slurp
 sporkraptor: and feed the miserable cold cat
 hb8u: that sound is sending me
NimrodXIV: 
 Martin_FcG: This is an experience.
 JadedCynic: two words to describe this:  MOON LOGIC
 RealGamerCow: and sucking off trees
 SocraticMethod: I know it's funny to meme about drugs bu the more I see the more I can tell deliberate elemenets. They are just de-contextualized
Slacker1977: "trapped" ... he's alright being there
3cbb: he's not trapped he wants to be there
 Pteraspidomorphi: Yeah, I don't get it, I expected a bad game yet here we are with this masterpiece
 Serivus: man, but it has LEGITIMATE gameplay!  I would still say this is MUCH better than most W&P
 Rhynerd: Eat all foods before bouncing nose
 sethtriggs: Is that a tree
 LordManiMani: Burn
littleunknownn: denied
NimrodXIV: the shade
 DigitalSeahorse: wat
 NightValien28: the ting, starring pagliacci
 NewtyNewts: Too soon to be funny
 elkae: and also like... it has objectives, we can understand
 Ravensfest: And sucking off a Christmas tree
 bytecaster: Are you still confident about it?
gooey_xylophone: this game is ART
 SpacePotato01: a twist
offbeatwitch: owned
 EricTheOrange: OK wow buddy
Gizmoloid: WOW
 rasterscan: Needs more time to sink in I guess?
 LordChrusher: my van's in pieces
 gsyhiap: Denied!
 SpoonfullOfSugar: you can only tell a joke to a clown once a day
 Simriel: Turns out, you were wrong. I don't know why, but you were
 aussie_rob_w: WOW
 Earthenone: overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer
 JadedCynic: @elkae I debate that
 HorusFive: And now it's just become another crap point and click
 Sacrenos: well, it subverts expectations... SOMEHOW!
 sethtriggs: Someone's a joke snob!
Voidhawk42: Boy, it just yanked the tablecoth out from under you there
 elkae: @JadedCynic OK it has objectives 
 NewtyNewts: Spare tree
Slacker1977: but nothing for the giraffe? Boo
KeytarCat: Gotta suck off the trees
 sethtriggs: I am digging this music
 Sertion: Sucking off the tree, as a treat
 warboss5: I was half expecting it to say 7/6 trees harvested
Voidhawk42: "I've found something that might make sense - NOPE"
 LordManiMani: Is *this* Paradise Killer?
 theymerLoviatar: back to Moonbase 6
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 JadedCynic: @HorusFive it always was, it just never explained ANYTHING - not even in a descriptive environment
Ranakel: @LordManiMani I believe it
 Vaiess_: Some of this reminds me a lot of molly moon
 Serivus: minigame!
 NewtyNewts: uh oh, game in a game
 Atarra: help.
 gsyhiap: 
Tempest2097: Oh GOD
 malsareus: howm any layers are there?
 sethtriggs: wow even with the snowsuit on oh my goodness
zigboy22: OH BOY RECURSION
 Ukon_Cairns: video games in video games 
 GrassVortex: 
SalmirAeon: a game within the game?! THIS is Frog Fractions
averythetiger: Inception level 2
 sethtriggs: Oh my eyes this is a WRECKAGE of color
 TimIAm: I step away for a bit and suddenly we're in a Talking Simulator game
 YeetTheRich_: everbody's fantasy, playing video games with your cat
NimrodXIV: oh good Flower Toucher
 elkae: wow so much content
doubledbear: Is THIS frog fractions 3?
 DigitalSeahorse: finding objects
 matthaus_c: I am experiencing love
SquidVorb: My eyes hurt
 Jobot180: Is cat...helping?
 malsareus: what? how?
t3h_f1gm3nt: i....cant....look....away
leondebowa: am i high? wtf are you playing?
 MrQBear: @doubledbear No, it would be frog fractions 4, we already have 3
 Fanklok: What was that about Frog Fractions earlier?
 Serivus: HOW IS THIS CO-OP
Slacker1977: it's only 22 Celsius
 Mangledpixel: the 90s were a mistake
 JadedCynic: see, I don't even SEE any 'yellow' flowers - orange magenta red & white
 Simriel: Alex does not look okay
doubledbear: @doubledbear We have 3?
 JadedCynic: now THOSE are yellow
Slacker1977: that's not even that warm
 Martin_FcG: A game about flying a gyro-copter in a game about flying a gyro-copter
 rasterscan: I think this is more like Frog Fractions 0?
 sethtriggs: Are they going to ask you to touch grass too?
 Ravensfest: sucking trees and feeling up flowers. What the hell game? What the hell?
 Asrimal: There's something charming about this one
 Dog_of_Myth: Is this game telling us to go out and touch grass?
adelius3: at last
 CataclysmicReverb: If only we could all be as gloriously incandescent...
 JadedCynic: he's hoping it'll get better
 Rhynerd: Sometimes you just gotta go out and touch the flowers
Voidhawk42: Congratulations everyone! We worked hard but we finally got there!
 sethtriggs: This is a neat concept though. I like the saturation better here
 HorusFive: Oh, we're all mad here
lochnessseammonster: watch and play alice in wonderland?
 JadedCynic: not like this....not like this
 Simriel: Brain Supercriticality event
  NapalmSideburns: ahh, finally, the release of a cranial implosion
 Sacrenos: i mean, there is gameplay, it doesn't look great but it at least has A style.
averythetiger: I'm glad I was here for the Brain Slag Event
 CaptainSpam: This is a weird Pikmin Bloom mod.
JqlGirl: Is this Frog Fractions 4?
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: The straw that broke the camel's back.
 MikoKisai: Prayer Warriors was January 2014.
 KV1NN4: is this Prayer Warriors 2?
doubledbear: Oooooh 3 was in the 1 release. neat
 narset6691: @JqlGirl did....they make a 3
 sethtriggs: Stand against the Flowers!
 matthaus_c: this is Beyond Frog Fractions
t3h_f1gm3nt: @MikoKisai shut up...W+P has NOT been a thing for almost a decade....has it?
 Mangledpixel: narset6691 2 was 3
 elkae: Oh yeah PW had a helicopter!
Ranakel: I think of it more as a medley of the Saw theme, and Kiss from a Rose
KeytarCat: Gotta touch it with your face
 WalkingProfanity: Prayer warriors is my favorite link to youtube.
glitched_goddess: Like a collapsing flan
Slacker1977: @JqlGirl it was DLC for 1. Hop's Iconic Hat 8cap?)
 sethtriggs: This does seem sincerely weird and not the tryhard weird
 emberBecky: This feels like a nightmare about a video game and I'm into it
DaxStrife: Oh geez, now I want Graham to do a Watch + Play close to Halloween dressed like Jigsaw.
 bytecaster: The message of this game is: "Feed the cat and keep it warm"
 NewtyNewts: All done at work today.
 MrVirite: now you can sit?
 LordManiMani: @mikokisai 🎉
 sporkraptor: a happy cat is a fantastic thing
 elkae: that's a win
 SpacePotato01: maybe now you can sit in the chair
 warboss5: So.... Progress?
 Mangledpixel: the goal of life is to make a cat happy
 Jobot180: Goal achieved: Happy Cat
 sporkraptor: you can go deliver the snow?
 sethtriggs: You got 6/6
beregolas: It DOES say 7/6
Lobo_Apache: time to crush own hopes of being a clown?
 Rhynerd: We can probably deliver our snow harvest now
 KBKarma: Yeah, you should hand over your well-gotten snow.
 Riiiiiiis: This song is almost "the bad touch"
 JadedCynic: "I made the cat happy" - you have just described the life goals of every cat owner 
 Riiiiiiis: previous song
 MrVirite: oh, okay
 sethtriggs: LOL gated by laundry
 TimIAm: Stinky towel is a good quest item
 ekimekim: i think that chair might be the win condition
 SocraticMethod: Was that LOSS on the side of the tower?
 NewtyNewts: Game, what IS This.
 Rhynerd: Where the laundry place?
 Simriel: Mods I am so sorry I am just shouting What
Ranakel: Oh hey, my gray matter's leaking
 JadedCynic: I mean, most games would tell you WHAT TO DO WITH THE TOWEL since this isn't your first day on the job...
grandchickenlord: Oh shit, is this the sequel to the Bible warriors helicopter segment?
 sporkraptor: maybe you can put the snow in the--yeah.
 Rhynerd: You only had to suck 6
Luckssmith: Huh, sucking a tree takes five ingame minutes apparently.
 SpacePotato01: Alex keeps sucking trees and the game isn't even making him do it.
 Simriel: But I like... don't have anything else to say
 JadedCynic: 
Voidhawk42: You get there and she'll say "this is too much snow, put some back"
 Koshindan: Hilarious
 LordManiMani: @socraticmethod if it was, 1) that's disappointing and 2) breaks kayfabe from this dev for me
 dougma: people made this game
 Earthenone: is pepsi ok?
 SandwichKed: So... this is like an 80's UK text adventure game, just with some 3d engine around it.
nyperold: What do we do with a stinky towel ear-lye in the mornin'?
 Rhynerd: Learned jokes, from a clown
 ekimekim: dougma: are you sure?
averythetiger: Where did Graham find this?  Because I worry it may have simply appeared on the computer.
 MTGRanger: @dougma there is no proof
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 TimIAm: Cake time bawk bawk
 MystechJ: Did I eat a drugs or did you?
 JadedCynic: @Koshindan I glad he told us - I'd never had known otherwise 
doubledbear: Huh. who knew Frog Fractions 3 was in the tiny hat dlc for the first game. I sure didn't
 KBKarma: Graham found it in the Backrooms.
 mugulord: just got here and what?
 sethtriggs: What was that that flashed?
Gizmoloid: is that branch on office tower interactable by any chance?
 KBKarma: IT'S A SPAR.
Invitare: this has positive reviews on Steam, and not ones that are obviously paid for. People like it
Clockwork_Penguin: Why is it a Spar, thats so specific?
 bytecaster: We can talk to the giraffe!
Ranakel: @KBKarma That checks out. I also assume it's part of handling the curse in preparation for Moonbase V6
 Earthenone: maybe the girraffe will like it?
 sethtriggs: There's more mechanics!
 SpacePotato01: maybe now you can fly up to the giraffe.png
 JadedCynic: so....a GARDENER upgrades your copter....
 YeetTheRich_: from what i see i don't want to get higher thank you
 cgwonder: i like that the shop is a SPAR
 mwlsn: This is just like SimCopter from back in the day
 Earthenone: maybe we can learn a new joke
interiorexplosion: Maybe it's late enough for the clown to accept your joke?
 SK__Ren: oh right, it said something about 15 minutes when you first started
Slacker1977: where does Spar even exist nowadays?
 warboss5: "Get higher baby / Get higher baby / Get higher baby, and don't even come down! FREEBASE!"
 SpacePotato01: this game feels like how a dream works, except it's more stable.
grandchickenlord: Why did no one tell me they made this sequel to lsd dream emulator?
 sethtriggs: Can't buy the creme thing for the giraffe?
 JadedCynic: @mwlsn I wager SimCopter was far less obtuse and cryptic
 SocraticMethod: I don't think this game is lolrandom, I think they dev just decontextualized everything
 bytecaster: I'm also invested!
Ranakel: That mall needed a ballpit
 NewtyNewts: And also you can read things
 Spades_Slicc: This is what dreams are like??
 Earthenone: !sir
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Drathak: as chaotic as a dream
 matthaus_c: it's a very specific way of not making sense
 Spades_Slicc: Glad I can't remember my dreams
 Serivus: take him to the clown!
DaxStrife: I'm getting a slight "Manhole" vibe from this, but more unhinged.
 warboss5: I makes no sense to US, but yet seems to somehow have its own internal logic we just aren't privy to
 matthaus_c: @DaxStrife fuuuck yeah I feel that
 JadedCynic: it's weird, but it's remaining consistent
 Gekyouryuu: it's a game on a screen, so it's LuCiD dreaming.
 Rhynerd: I did not expect a swear in this game
 HorusFive: It operates on dream-logic.  Clown in Ice.  Giraffe wants a drink.  Etc
 sethtriggs: Peace!
grandchickenlord: The voices and constantly fluctuating audio quality is giving me real fever dream feelings
 matthaus_c: @Gekyouryuu I am so mad right now 
 corefluxx: Dropping passengers off in the sub ocean
 Serivus: time advances when you do something
ShatteredShamrock: I think the traveling bird needs to be welcomed to the spa? maybe
Ranakel: "I see/Icy" like the clown
 MehallD: @Serivus Just like Disco Elysium
Amras0x00: I think you can say hello to the bird at the front gate, too - they wanted to know where they are
 MehallD: Basically the same game
 Rhynerd: gurry.
 TimIAm: Is his brother the pigeon in the cafe?
coolbond: there is someone at the entrance
 sethtriggs: All the windows are broken
 satyropodobny: I just switched the stream on, what is... this?
Slacker1977: @TimIAm yes
 GreatWahooney: have we found a use for the stinky towel?
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 JoTyler: @GreatWahooney not yet
 fastlane250: I just realized the player model is a dude in some kind of gyrocopter thing and not a strange robot
 JadedCynic: @Amras0x00 which we seemed utterly incapable of doing (or unwilling to do)
 UncannyJimjams: Song is a low key banger
 GreatWahooney: perfect timing!
 NewtyNewts: Another location!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
interiorexplosion: Now you can sit in the chair!
grandchickenlord: This vaguely reminds me of cruelty squad, not just in the retro aesthetic but also in the dreamlike quality and extremely abnormal things being part of peoples normal lives
KeytarCat: I thought that was a freezer...
 bytecaster: Water for the pool?
  Nirvana___: This feels just like those old Sierra games, but somehow the logic makes MORE sense here
 elkae: That's SO true
 HorusFive: Of course they don't delivery themselves game
 TimIAm: there should be more games like this
Voidhawk42: This is definitely a university art department in the north of England. I'd recognize that weird 80s stonework anywhere
 Gekyouryuu: Hell's Bells? am Alex a Dresden Files fan?
 fastlane250: @nirvana___ Hope there's no place to make the game unknowingly unwinnable
 JadedCynic: @Nirvana___ I'd disagree
 corefluxx: Is this a laudanum induced dream of some kind?
 mugulord: does this game have a win state?
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 Earthenone: do we need to suck more trees?
 SocraticMethod: @mugulord It has an ending, presumably
 Mangledpixel: might just be where it showed the prompt
 NewtyNewts: Maybe snow needs to go elsewhere?
 JadedCynic: @mugulord I hope so, but I don't want to assume...
 MrQBear: Did you welcome the bird at the gate?
Jethrain: was it over the flowers?
 ArmondoSC: can you make it snow in the desert?
 bytecaster: Only after 10:00
 KBKarma: It prompted to snow by the landing pad.,
 JoTyler: talk to that bird at the front gate
 SocraticMethod: @mugulord Not sure about win
 MrVirite: the other ring at hq?
 JoTyler: and welcome him
 DigitalSeahorse: bus
offbeatwitch: try clicking higher maybe
 TheWriterAleph: i've been so high i talked to giraffe one time 
 Mai_Andra: I think you can't sit down until 10:00.
Tz_BG: How high do you need to be to talk to a giraffe?
 matthaus_c: that's not beef, that's a bird
 Serivus: otherwise back to the chair without the towel
 corefluxx: It's the desert bus!
 mugulord: the towel on the giraffe's ring is new, did we clean it for them?
DaxStrife: On a scale of one to Beautycopter, how high are you my dude?
glitched_goddess: I dunno if you’re trying to talk to giraffes I’d say you’re too high already
 sethtriggs: Wowwwww
 Koshindan: Customer service. 
Lobo_Apache: customer service at it's finest
 JadedCynic: ah, the interface is just impenetrable is all
 bytecaster: To one of the houses?
 ekimekim: one of the lodges?
 cgwonder: maybe she's staying at one of the hosues
coolbond: try one of the houses?
Voidhawk42: Lodge. Pick an A-frame
 bytecaster: "Sense"
 TimIAm: would it though
 dougma: "that would make sense"
Gizmoloid: bold words!
 TimIAm: bawk bawk stick 'em up
Tempest2097: OH no
 Sorator13: I see I arrived at a good time
 matthaus_c: mugged by three chickens
 TheWriterAleph: soo fanceh
 KBKarma: THE SCOUSER CHICKENS ROBBED YOU.
 satyropodobny: what
 Nigouki: get pecked, nerd
 Brozard: Neon White got weird
 YeetTheRich_: yo wtf
 JadedCynic: so we get to kill the chickens, right?
Slacker1977: Plot twist!
 aussie_rob_w: OH MY GOD
 Pinwiz11: This is some kind of Infocom fever dream
littleunknownn: Did you just get robbed by chickens?
 CaptainSpam: This is a weird JazzPunk sequel.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 sporkraptor: those chicken stole those hats
 Atarra: ? ? ?
 sethtriggs: The accents too, just wow
 warboss5: Thief chickens!
  Nirvana___: Oh, is this where we get blasters for our Beautycopter?
 ArmondoSC: this game is great
 Pteraspidomorphi: CaptainSpam: I was thinking JazzPunk too, but
Jobot180: Those are some rotten eggs
 TheWriterAleph: @CaptainSpam very similar vibes innit
Ranakel: At least they didn't peck you
 Mai_Andra: Amazing. This is art.
 Sertion: Getting robbed did not pass time 
 elkae:  
Invitare: I think it was in the lodge
 Serivus: he was in the doorway
gooey_xylophone: Masterpiece.
Voidhawk42: "Those chickens are up to something..."
 Pteraspidomorphi: It's a bit lower energy
 Serivus: of the lodge
 Atarra: every time I dare think this can't get weirder, it goes off a CLIFF of weird
 sporkraptor: well now y ou're in trouble
kallumthewriter: i've played AAA games less compelling
7gorobei: you got rumbled by some burds
 matthaus_c: mugged by three old ladies, mugged by three chickens
 aussie_rob_w: Oh my god I’m crying 
 HorusFive: I don't know what anything means any more.  Like anything.  Like in the room I'm sitting in.
 Brozard: Oh wait, is this Capsule Silence XXV?
 NightValien28: I am speechless
 Pteraspidomorphi: 10 o clock!
  Nirvana___: Its 10:00! We can go HIGH!
 sethtriggs: This is so wild
 JoTyler: is it weird that i'm getting deja vu from this game
 Jobot180: Union mandated break-time!
 warboss5: Breaks are important, always take your breaks kids
Voidhawk42: Union rules
 TimIAm: It's important to take your breaks
 LordManiMani: Yep. Union break
KeytarCat: Many of my days start like that
hd_dabnado: Taaad
 Dromos_GHG: 420
Jethrain: @JoTyler deja vu to WHAT?
Ranakel: Hi Todd
 TimIAm: are you talking to god
 TheWriterAleph: gdi Todd!
JusticeJuice: If you insist
 KBKarma: Todd == God.
ShatteredShamrock: Hi Todd
 YeetTheRich_: todd howard?
 Sacrenos: is your boss god?
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: Todd... Howard?
 JadedCynic: gotta follow the few explicit facts given by this thing
 LordManiMani: Todd damn it
 frostownik: Waiting for GoTodd
 sethtriggs: Huh.
Lobo_Apache: Todd Howard??
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/AlluringTameMacaroniPoooound-XoioKHhsN7OS0yrA
 GrassVortex: 
ShatteredShamrock: Oh
 TimIAm: best game ever
 Sacrenos: I KNEW IT
 MrVirite: A R T
 elkae: LMAO
KeytarCat: I work on Wednesday evenings, so I'm sober
Ranakel: Godd Howard, inventor of the sky
 fastlane250: we're on a mission from Todd
 matthaus_c: Curiosity level raised!
Slacker1977: the developer is named Todd, isn't he?
 TimIAm: You've been in the sub ocean this whole time!
 NewtyNewts: UH
ShatteredShamrock: sure
 MrVirite: oh...
 sporkraptor: LEVEL 2
ShatteredShamrock: why not
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 elkae: New level unlocked!!!
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Alas_Babylon: "God, why did You in Your infinite wisdom create thieving talking chickens?"
 MrVirite: right then
 Rhynerd: @ranakel congrats you got a laugh out of me
 theymerLoviatar: We were in the subocean all along?
 NewtyNewts: New floor found
 HorusFive: Fly to heaven and defeat Todd
kallumthewriter: game about god is exactly on track with the rest of this
 Atarra: so I guess that's why you couldn't go higher, you didn't care about it before MEETING GOD
 satyropodobny: Hey, there's water in the pool now!
 SFSMaus: SUB Ocean confirmed!
Reecer6: secular thought UPGRADED
Reecer6: fear of god DIMINISHED
Asimech: Was there a picnic blanket on the clouds near the tower?
 sethtriggs: Hahah they use the clouds to reduce the number of assets
 HorusFive: @SFSMaus Super-ocean??
 JadedCynic: suddenly a cloud layer that WASN'T PRESENT FROM BELOW
 LordManiMani: Ok that's impressive in concept if not execution
 TehAmelie: are we sure the developer's name isn't Jason Welge? (joke)
Invitare: this is basically like Skyward Sword
 bytecaster: Is this Superman 64?
 Mangledpixel: Solve my maze, Superman!
beregolas: is this the opposite of a sub-ocean?
 DigitalSeahorse: and a picnic
 sethtriggs: Hey that's Marina City from Chicago!
 warboss5: Sexy dancing elephant?
 JadedCynic: sorry, artistes but clouds don't work like that
 TheWriterAleph: got any grapes
 LordManiMani: Is that the Executive Towers
 Nenluen: the corncobs!
 fastlane250: get your free TV's
 matthaus_c: this is just like Disco Elysium
 SocraticMethod: Rasta music
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/MoralTardyTarsierPMSTwin-_Q1LtYuv-NjobDpu
 sethtriggs: Oh my goodness
 JadedCynic: we're just eavesdropping
 ArmondoSC: thats the voice from that fallout 4 mod
Reecer6: No time to waste.
 Gekyouryuu: "Are you there, Todd? it's me, Margaret"
 MikoKisai: that is a very sexy elephant man... is not a sentence I expected to say today, but here we are.
 JadedCynic: people gotta eat
 sporkraptor: yep evidently
 Rhynerd: “Also I got robbed.”
glitched_goddess: I think I’m too sober for this game
maxlethebeast: I feel like that giraffe cutout is a Planet Zoo asset, I'I'd have to check though.
 LordManiMani: Uh
 TimIAm: Not that I haven't enjoyed every W+P, but this is a real return to form
 Sorator13: Um
battlebreeches: Garbage day!
 TheWriterAleph: 
 Sorator13: That's.... that's a good way to get a haircut
 sethtriggs: that seems dangerous
 LordManiMani: 
 CataclysmicReverb: With your odor, or with your rotor?
 kristian_fischer: This reminds me of the dog opera.
 Sorator13: holy shit
gooey_xylophone: yes
 Forgebold: HAIR DRYNESS
 sethtriggs: Sure! Why not!
gooey_xylophone: this
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
 sporkraptor: you have to be on the same level
 sporkraptor: go down
 Spades_Slicc: Only has 50% hair
ShadowAce0: too much conditioner
evilspoons983: "why did the hair dryness stop"
 NewtyNewts: Maybe need to get closer to his neck 
 mugulord: have to get the bottom too
 sporkraptor: oh no, it's just... random spots.
Critterbot: Yes.
 frostownik: hot coffee mod?
 Rhynerd: Gotta be decapitating that guy with the rotor
 matthaus_c: oooh romance
 GreatWahooney: ooh, drink for giraffe!
 emberBecky: oh a friend!
ShatteredShamrock: now smoch
 sethtriggs: Love this music so much
KeytarCat: The music here is great
 EricTheOrange: gonna get "coffee" with this guy
 kristian_fischer: Some sedagive.
Lobo_Apache: Is this Heaven?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Sorator13: 
Tempest2097: Have you found the kingdom of Todd?
 YeetTheRich_: plot twist it's a dating sim
 LordManiMani: Coffee break just like Earthbound
Voidhawk42: I am not *anywhere* near high enough for this game
 dougma: Todd
DoodlestheGreat: Whoever came up with this game already had all the 'ludes in town.
 matthaus_c: I thought you said Chex Quest was gonna be the best game today
 Pinwiz11: Lo-Fi Beats to Todd to
 sethtriggs: LOL
 EricTheOrange: oh my
 satyropodobny: 
 YeetTheRich_: oh for todds sake
 mnemonicman: Praise be Todd
 KBKarma: Ooo!
 cgwonder: oh my
kallumthewriter: helllllloooo
 EricTheOrange: OMG
 DahudLefthanded: Have you accepted Todd as your personal lord and savior?
 Atarra: oh dear
hd_dabnado: uhhhhh
 Dog_of_Myth: Praise be Todd
 Sorator13: so if Todd is God, is Jesus a Toddler?
 warboss5: I wonder what the odds of a random stranger on a bus actually being named Todd are
NimrodXIV: Tilda?
Slacker1977: Looooool
 JadedCynic: "I'm an artiste, I don't have to have any comprehensible logic to my creation"
Tz_BG: This feels like someone pranking Todd Howard
 Jobot180: Can I speak to you about the good news of our Lord Todd?
Ranakel: Was that a Gabriel Knight reference?!
 Brozard: Constantine
 sethtriggs: Nice swank suite
 mugulord: constantine
 TheMandrew: constantine
 Ryxiene: God, this is such a fever dream
 Sacrenos: Todd is a woman
ShatteredShamrock: Gabrielle Night!
 MikoKisai: @Ranakel Sure looks like it
 TimIAm: What is this game called?
 EricTheOrange: Gabriel night?  as in the old adventure game
battlebreeches: John Jacob Jingleheimer Gabrielle Night
 Thagnok: And the other one is Gabriel Knight
kaliuniqueusernamesaredum: @Ryxiene ^*todd
 Ravensfest: Why is there a Gabrielle Knight reference?
Slacker1977: @TimIAm Beautycopter
 sethtriggs: Then you gotta make it rain
 TimIAm: @TimIAm ty
Jethrain: oh good lord it's the lamb of god
 Alas_Babylon: Wow.
ShatteredShamrock: Todd, Godd, Shepp
Duffadash: Oh, and it's Gabriel Knight from The Beast Within!
WearingCats_CwC: Todd is a sheep?
 TheWriterAleph: this game existential af
 NewtyNewts: uh...
Lysander_salamander: ok
 matthaus_c: deep themes
 DigitalSeahorse:   Todd
 sethtriggs: oooooh
Critterbot: Yes.
 RainyMint: Uh....
NimrodXIV: 
 Sorator13: I'm confused
 GhostValv: ???
 bytecaster: @WearingCats_CwC A lamb even
ArtemisHuntress: umn
 kristian_fischer: Well, THIS took a turn. ANOTHER ONE.
 Sorator13: and concerned
 aussie_rob_w: If it makes you happy!
 warboss5: "I must go, my Todd needs me..."
 GreatWahooney: no, we need drink for giraffe!
Kumakaori: guest is so sad ToT
Lobo_Apache: this is absolutely  customer service the game
 electric_claire: Cockblocked by god
 SK__Ren: My brain is melting
Slacker1977: @EricTheOrange the other character WAS Gabriel Knight from the sequel
 Mordin_Solus_Sings: [Adam Voice] ... Vaguelly Erotic [/Adam]
Ranakel: Did Todd just Rotorblock you?
 Dog_of_Myth: Wut
kallumthewriter: god getting in the way of these men's relationship sounds about right
tergonis: so how many form will the god boss fight have?
 sethtriggs: Desire me
 droodtheozeference: I'm on a mission from Todd.
 frostownik: there was a sheep prancing on the clouds
 NightValien28: aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Reecer6: i think we're in an unhealthy relationship with todd
Tempest2097: We're on a mission from Todd
 JadedCynic: @Sorator13 then the artiste has achieved his pretentious goal
 KBKarma: Ships!
 GreatWahooney: cloud sheep!
 mugulord: snowflake on tower roof?
 Atarra: why can't Todd just make it snow?
 JoTyler: this game has so many turns it's just a spiral
 Uzumaki15: I'm only slightly paying attention, but... what the what is this game?
 elkae: I have the power of TODD
 elkae: and anime
 NewtyNewts: Todd-forsaken
 Dog_of_Myth: So Todd wants us to want him?
beregolas: aww, good doggo!
 YeetTheRich_: doing todd's work
 corefluxx: This man is so unimpressed with the fact that he is Todd's Chosen
 Darleysam: Hell yeah, I've the power of TODD!
 sethtriggs: What is that UI in the lower right that pops up?
 matthaus_c: DOGGO
 satyropodobny: In Christian mythology, Christ is often symbolized as the sacrificial lamb
 warboss5: Yay! We has a pupper!
 MrQBear: @sethtriggs conversational matrix
 iconicshadow89: trying to catch the devils herd across the endless sky
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 MrVirite: herd them where?
 LadyGrey21: He's mad you found competition for your love
 KBKarma: @sethtriggs It's your phrase device thingy.
 sethtriggs: OMG what a cute border collie!
TotallyNotaBeholder: We've got a beuaty copter, half a completed joke, a dog's chasing us, and we're wearing a helmet.  Hit it
Slacker1977: @sethtriggs seems like dialogue choices.
 Sacrenos: Todd effing damnit
 sethtriggs: Ohhh
 dreaminginautumn: What fresh hell is this?
 EricTheOrange: I'm hungry but I can't stop watching this.  I gotta see what it does next.
 Serivus: nice of them to provide more sheep than you need
 Sacrenos: @dreaminginautumn I think it is heaven
 Atarra: how is all this happening in clouds?
 JoTyler: @EricTheOrange same!! captivated
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Reecer6: this is a really screwed up week of watch+play where we played zero bad games
 JadedCynic: Don't ask - you're not allowed to question the dubious logic of the artiste
 ekimekim: day ends at 16:00, it's only 15:55
 Arikell: Clearly the top of the tower is where you meet Todd
 TimIAm: if this glitches out and breaks I will cry
HeruHeru: finish with the clown joke?
Voidhawk42: @Reecer6 Yeah, I'm not sure what his is but it doesn't obey normal grading schemes that's for sure
 sethtriggs: It's teasing you and there seem like more sheep
 dreaminginautumn: @dreaminginautumn oddly, that scans.
 kristian_fischer: This game proves there's no upper limit to how high you can go. Or get.
 Ravensfest: Yeah, but no one does any work in that last 5 minutes
 Driosenth: top of the stack in fogtown?
 Serivus: you got 3, it provided more than you needed
Spanked42: "doing quick recon for sheep" What did I tune into?
glitched_goddess: For sheep’s and giggles
 Serivus: just like your tip for games
 Sacrenos: clown joke now?
 narset6691: skysheep!
 Rhynerd: @spanked42 Beauty Copter
 Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe you need to herd the sheep to the picnic blanket?
 sethtriggs: Is the entrance the canopy?
 aussie_rob_w: The dog is majestic.
 Serivus: if you land on the ledge on the hotel?
 KBKarma: The ships aren't moving anymore.
 Sacrenos: Well, Todd works in mysterious ways
 bytecaster: Do you think GameFAQs has a walk-through for this?
 Ryxiene: Graham, you’re making the faces I feel about this game xD
evilspoons983: do you land on the picnic blanket?
 HorusFive: Maybe the balcony instead of the tower?
 Sacrenos: @bytecaster most definitely
 Koshindan: Maybe back to the guys hotel room?
 sporkraptor: top of the tower?
 EricTheOrange: where in the world do they have triangle houses like that.  i swear I've seen them befor.
 Driosenth: joke to clown?
 sethtriggs: A-frame houses, maybe Norway
 sethtriggs: Any place very snowy
Voidhawk42: I rate this game the the full "giraffe slowly filling a bathtub with screwdrivers" on the surrealism scale
redisforever: popular in europe, those houses
redisforever: for holiday homes
 MrVirite: the one sheep at the base of the hotel?
 bytecaster: Are we pup-locked?
 Darleysam: this feels like it's up there with that Deus Ex Machina game and Off Peak
 theymerLoviatar: Todd Bless BeautyCopter
Lobo_Apache: The word of Todd must be "Desire"
 Gekyouryuu: In Todd we Grust
Syntheticuh: i saw the youtube video! awesome that you're upgrading to a new studio again! cant believe you've been in 5 for so long, it feels like just the other month lol
 MrQBear: maybe you just ignore the dog?
glitched_goddess: Everyone is trying to find todd
 Driosenth: top of the smokestack in fogtown?
 Pteraspidomorphi: Mmmmaybe this isn't a perfectly polished game. Huh.
 Fanklok: If someone asks you if you're a Todd you say YES
Voidhawk42: What was the name of this insanity?
beregolas: One nation under Todd
 sethtriggs: The sheep are still baaaing
 ekimekim: maybe the clown is the last thing you need to do?
 july3jb: have you tried talking to the sheep?
 Ukon_Cairns: and Todd spoke unto thee, "Sup"
Karvamammutti: Oh wow! I haven't seen a game look this much like 1999 since... well... 1999
 CaptainSpam: The sheep sounds are following you around, so maybe there's still something to do with them?
 BrowneePoints: Todd? From Mario?
 MehallD: are we free of dog?
ihlendrax: !box
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 elkae: @Voidhawk42 BeautyCopter
 LordZarano: The fence area around the hotel?
 Earthenone: mayb e check the pool or the clown?
 MrVirite: there's one sheep AT the hotel, can you talk to that one?
 rasterscan: Have we not taken a break the whole stream?  Due to the majesty of beautycopter?
 theymerLoviatar: @BrowneePoints been thinking that the whole time
 Gekyouryuu: check around the "base" of the building above the cloud layer?
 JadedCynic: if you're left in a state where you don't know either what's going on NOR what you're supposed to do, the game has failed as has the dev.
ArtemisHuntress: is it indivisible because we're in no condition to do math right now?
Spanked42: I'm gonna have to recommend this game to a friend. I feel like he'd appreciate the surreal-ness
verifiablyhuman: todd our father, who tart in teaven, tallowed be thy todd
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cheshire_creeper: This is an experience certainly
 NewtyNewts: Shift over
 TimIAm: Hotel, empty swimming pool, same thing
 Darleysam: Todd damn them all, I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
Gizmoloid: @LoadingReadyRun From the developer:" The sheep bawing all the time is meant to signalize they're gathered properly, making it snow. "
 bytecaster: The dog, the dog moved them
Lysander_salamander: OH it's a dream of an electric sheep.
 Faulpyr: Wow
 GhostValv: ???
Tempest2097: What
 Driosenth: the loud spinning blades of death moved the sheep
cheshire_creeper: Okay cool
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 TimIAm: Thanks Todd
 RainyMint: What
 sethtriggs: Whaaaauyyyhhhh
TheMentalMonk: what the heck did I just wander into???
 YeetTheRich_: we're a real boy now
cheshire_creeper: Beep Beep I'm a sheep
offbeatwitch: beep beep
 GrassVortex: 
Spanked42: oh my god this is the best game ver
 NewtyNewts: HUUUUH
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Pteraspidomorphi: 
 empyreon: BEEP BEEP?
Kumakaori: GG~!
 KBKarma: CONGRATULATION!
Tempest2097: Beep beep?
 MrVirite: WHAT
SquidVorb: ?
 iris_of_ether: What
zigboy22: WUT
 meaninglessMeg: beep beep
ArtemisHuntress: WHAT
 Catcard: 
littleunknownn: WHAT
Jethrain: Beep beep.
Spanked42: I LOVE THIS GAME WHAT
 GrassVortex: 👏
gooey_xylophone: ART
 cgwonder: what????
TheAinMAP: ?
 gsyhiap: BEEP BEEP
WearingCats_CwC: WAT
Critterbot: O-okay...
 elkae:   
KeytarCat: I liked that a lot
 matthaus_c: this ruled
 Darleysam: 
 JoTyler: w a t
NimrodXIV: ooookay
HeruHeru: 
 accountmadeforants: no, thank YOU for making Beauty Copter
 SnackPak_: perfect, no notes
 YeetTheRich_: great game ??/10
 Tandtroll_OG: Woooow
warpstonewarlock: WTF?
 RainyMint: Was that art?
 fastlane250: Art
 accountmadeforants: 
 wordlessRage: I just tuned in and I don't know what that was but the vibes were immaculate
 Wolfstrike_NL: beep....beep
ImmortalLen: 10/10 would be confused again
QuantumTwitch: BEEP BEEP
cheshire_creeper: Was that a Beep Beep I'm a Sheep reference?
 theymerLoviatar: You made Todd a real boy, BEEP BEEP!
 EricTheOrange: OH... KAY...
 kristian_fischer: WE ALL SAW THIS, RIGHT?
 CaptainSpam: Okay then!
 satyropodobny:   
 LordManiMani: Solid W+Ps today
 0x6772: Okay, Geppetto.
 sethtriggs: I experienced that
 Forgebold: that sure was a thing
 TemporallyAwry: We're having some good games today 
evilspoons983: I think "beep beep" might be trying to wake himself up from a dreem
Yondaime233:   
 Gulleko: 
 Zatengo: "beep beep" - Beautycopter 2023
Distrei: Solid time for me to join the stream I see
doubledbear: Game out of 10
 MrQBear: 
 elkae:   
ihlendrax: Beep beep. 
 aussie_rob_w: Honestly I loved that game
 Wondermoo:  
Inept_Hope: I found out why this doesn't make sense: It's the SECOND part of a trilogy.
 Simonark: Well, I arrived just in time for some serious facial expressions
notsomuchsuccess: B E E P   B E E P
 TimIAm: New PB at Beautycopter
 JadedCynic: "Graceless Games"?  There's some truth in advertising
gooey_xylophone: i liked that!
 Sacrenos: This was perfect, 7/5 perfect score, GOTY
insanecat6mtg: Wha..
 GreatWahooney: game's fantastic, 10/10 no notes
 sethtriggs: Are those real people?
 matthaus_c: this was the best thing since Oikospiel
 sporkraptor: that sure was
Lysander_salamander: Electric Sheep dream of androids?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
beregolas: What? Why? How? But... Todd?
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Lobo_Apache: They say that art is here to make you FEEL THINGS
 dougma: my life has been forever changed,,,,,,
ThorSokar: what the hell
 SK__Ren: Citizen_Kane_Clap.gif
Kumakaori: beep beep ITSA JEEP
Ranakel: 
 Pteraspidomorphi: Stuff!
 Arikell: I'm just going to go decompress my brain for a while
cheshire_creeper: Well...at least they did what they set out to do! 
 NewtyNewts: We gonna try to 100$% it?
 TheNerdWonder: This is a strange version of Pinocchio
 LordManiMani: Beep out of Beep. Notes
 EricTheOrange: I think it's time for a break while we all process this
 HorusFive:   
 warboss5: My brain hurts
 Gekyouryuu: we never told the clown that joke
 Koshindan: Maybe that was the bad ending?
Invitare: the devs have another game on Steam
 SpacePotato01: that game exists. It cannot be rated but the world is better for having it in it.
 YeetTheRich_: make more, maybe consume less
 kassbjames: That just about summs it up.  That was... Bizarre
 dreaminginautumn: 
 Serivus: Two COMPLETE games in a W&P? that's impressive
 Simriel: Hey what the fuck just happened XD
Jethrain: That was utterly glorious
redisforever: that is enough being awake for today
Gizmoloid: Who could've expected, TWO good games on W+P!
 satyropodobny: i'm so glad I wasn't high for this
 HorusFive: No words.  Should have sent a poet.
 SFSMaus: 100 BEEP BEEP for the sheep
novrdd: 
interiorexplosion: I thought you said you were playing bad games?
petey_vonwho: Did we actually beat a game on Watch and Play?
 bytecaster: I'd argue that this was a good game
 JadedCynic: I really hope you don't expect sequels to EVER explain ANYTHING further?
  Sarah_Serinde: But the existentially bizarre ones are my favourite!
coolbond: honestly this was not that bad of a game
DoodlestheGreat: That was insane. And worth watching.
 JadedCynic: autogyro
Karvamammutti: Oh wow, of all the games I've ever seen, this is definitely one of them.
 Darleysam: waiting for the "hi there, dev here, hope you were sufficiently weirded-out by my game!"
ch3m1kal: This developer has made another game. It's called Deity Driver. It looks equally batshit.
 HorusFive: To the IMPDB
verifiablyhuman: you have unlocked the todd ending
 dougma: Could we go a whole W+P and not play an objectively bad game?
Ranakel: Oh hey, the OST is available on Bandcamp
JqlGirl: That game was good
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 Seagulyus: is this an episode of "Alex's Existential Adventure"?
 SocraticMethod: https://www.trendhunter.com/trends/gen-h-4-personal-helicopter
 accountmadeforants: 2020, a good vintage for weird games apparently
cheshire_creeper: Sheep OST is good
 Alas_Babylon: baa.
 dreaminginautumn: That game was indeed far from the light of Grace
Lobo_Apache: Graceless? No, Gracefull
Jethrain: @ch3m1kal oh YES
 KV1NN4: I don't think this counts as Bad because... that felt very intentional
novrdd: My brain is still in loading mode just to process all of that
 theymerLoviatar: I'm glad I experienced that.
evilspoons983: yep it's a real helicopter called the GEN H-4
 mountaindudepdx: wow.  this has been a great garbage day.
 SocraticMethod: 35K USD
 emberBecky: bizarre but competent is my favorite kind of W&P game honestly  
 bytecaster: I'm still a little stunned
 plummeting_sloth: we can only hope
 Fanklok: Bad but not on purpose?
 sporkraptor: like agun that shoots poop bad
 matthaus_c: show me another banger
 narset6691: how much did that game cost
 matthaus_c: welp
drcanonball: Hopefully funny bad
 narset6691: was it worth it
Lysander_salamander: oh this looks worrying
 bytecaster: Gravity is on a timer?
 Sacrenos: this looks conventionally shitty
 LurkerSpine: Oh is this the UE5 demo charaacter?
 sethtriggs: Already looking prime
 GrassVortex: oh, default Unreal character model, good start 
 BloodnBullets: Oh those annoying days when you just can't find a bad game!
SalmirAeon: ah good, default UE man
 frostownik: is that a capital dotted I
Luckssmith: Ah, unreal default assets
 warboss5: Pick the sexy lady!
 NewtyNewts: This looks well asset-flipped
Lysander_salamander: is this discount Roblox?
 Pteraspidomorphi: Choose your destiny
 JadedCynic: oh, so the dev had aspirations, and fell further short than eve peter molyneux
 YeetTheRich_: "gravity might change your world life"
 elkae: yes good
 bytecaster: Aaaah, this we are back in our comfort zone!
drcanonball: oh yes
 sethtriggs: Oh cruncny  Unreal
 mugulord: hey this is the guys you were killing as a samurai
 Darleysam: oh HELL yeah!
 elkae: this looks bad bad
 JadedCynic: 3hrs?
Lysander_salamander: it's crap gmod?
 theymerLoviatar: Something familiar about how barfy this camera is
 sethtriggs: I wonder if this is a Gilsonlike
Slacker1977: awwww, we didn't choose anime lady
 dougma: so, we have 3 hours....
evilspoons983: here is the GEN H-4 (beautycopter) in real life http://www.helistart.com/Pictures/GEN4%20tn.jpg
 KBKarma: Is this just shitty GMod?
 fastlane250: gravity definitely be might change my world life
 accountmadeforants: Hold up, is that counting down THREE HOURS?
 Faulpyr: Aw, Baby's first Unreal project
Invitare: oh it's just like Fortnite
 sporkraptor: mmmhmmm
 Ukon_Cairns: 2 of these are from that epic moba that failed, Paragon im pretty sure
 Brozard: This is a Glurp level
 plummeting_sloth: so... why do we have a sword and armor...
 MrQBear: wait, so it's a pile of garbage that you put together?
 bytecaster: Na, na, na ... Katamari Damacy
hd_dabnado: survive for 3 hours?
 sethtriggs: This is definitely a wreckage
 NewtyNewts: tf is this
 SocraticMethod: This feels like GMod shitpost
  Nirvana___: Did they just dump asset packs into an actual giant pile and declare it finished?
QuantumTwitch: oo look its a UE5 demo
Slacker1977: what i Gary's mod, but bad?
 wordlessRage: Hey graham this is already not as bad as advertised
Slacker1977: *if
Jethrain: Somehow also existentially confusing but this time not in a good way?
Ranakel: I'm half expecting a Bennett Foddy narration once you fall
 Arikell: I really want this to secretly be a katamari
 cgwonder: this music is definitely not what I would expect from a game like this
 DigitalSeahorse: stack the things?
 YeetTheRich_: is this 'getting over it'?
Karvamammutti: yes move object and then
 fastlane250: landfill simulator
ND_Ericson: can we lift things we stand on? can we fly?
 LordZarano: OK yes this is more like what I expect from a W+P game
doubledbear: Unreal asset Ikea
 JoTyler: stacks on stacks on stacks
 GreatWahooney: countdown to gravity? is this a Stone ocean reference?
 Darleysam: yeah where's the bfod narration?
 JadedCynic: and this is why 'short cute keyboards' have failings
 sethtriggs: It's a 3D puzzle?
 frostownik: Katamari Lunacy
Voidhawk42: *Please* tell me you didn't pay money for this literal pile of assets
 JoTyler: make stuff until the gravity turns on
 bytecaster: Is this the "meta verse"?
 TimIAm: Is this the worst Gary's Mod clone
Dared00: it's gmod 2!
 WalkingProfanity: Build your own game
 elkae: some sort of katamari?
 plummeting_sloth: "Here, you make the game for me"
DoodlestheGreat: We've done it again! We've found someone's LSD-induced fantasy as a game.
Critterbot: Did you pay money for this?
 matthaus_c: 'you do it'
Tz_BG: Need to wait 14 minutes for gravity to change
 mugulord: wall bed
Slacker1977: it's a Sandbox
Lobo_Apache: Oh, it's Minecraft
ArtemisHuntress: and found some midi music
 Koshindan: Emergent Dumpster Fire.
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 satyropodobny: A glorious Pile!
 sethtriggs: Not even a Gilsonlike
 HorusFive: Literal Pile of Trash
 theymerLoviatar: It's called Emergent Gameplay
adambomb625: Aparently Beauty Copter is $2. Honestly worth it
ch3m1kal: Man remember Gmod? I remember Gmod. This is JUST like Gmod. 
 Spades_Slicc: katamari deconstructed
 emberBecky: this is someone messing around in a game engine.. yeah..
 TimIAm: So this is what you do after Todd makes you a real boy
Lysander_salamander: the worst of asset flipping
 Darleysam: this is just GMod tidy-up
 Tangsm: And after working on this for 15 minutes, it just table flips it all and you do it again?
 sporkraptor: did they charge *money* for this???
 dougma: it's not even an asset flip, it is just an asset
 plummeting_sloth: I will say, at least you can build a room with more than just crates
 fastlane250: "Make your own damn fun! (TM)"
 SnackPak_: "sandbox" game
 KBKarma: I'm looking forward to seeing what happens in... 13 minutes.
 warboss5: Getting Over It sequel?
 lamina5432: Oh paragon assets again
 plummeting_sloth: not a crate to be seen
 JadedCynic: so it's an IKEA flat-pack of a game?
 eric_christian_berg: It's just like Minecraft!
offbeatwitch: you know, like in Getting Over It
 LordManiMani: Running the gamut of W+P today
 NewtyNewts: So, they bought the Furniture pack.
 matthaus_c: tartarussy baka
 accountmadeforants: "What do you mean *I* have to flip the assets? I'll just make the player do it for me!"
Jethrain: a spiritual successor to getting over it?
 Darleysam: someone in GMod got a bit too carried away with the spawning and now you've got to fix it
 Sorator13: Oh, it's a platformer!
 MehallD: the three genders
Duffadash: More importantly, can we clip through the floor?
 dougma: TY for not picking the wifu
Ranakel: Ah yes, the three genders
 JadedCynic: @plummeting_sloth I'm sure they're in there....somewhere...
 DigitalSeahorse: platforming!
 Koshindan: Can you put an object below you, jump off it, and pick it up as your own flying object?
DoodlestheGreat: So this is waifu?
 HorusFive: I'm sure they would say it makes a statement.  That statement is actually- haha I got you to pay for this
 bytecaster: The trinity of Todd: Robot, Darksiders and Waifu
 aesir_blade: Asset Genesis Flipgelion
 JadedCynic: goat there
EvilBadman: You determine the immersive gameplay
 july3jb: can i have gmod? we have gmod at home gmod at home:
 sethtriggs: So it's a knight in modern house assets
 NewtyNewts: Welcome to the Furniture layer of GOI
 LordZarano: Very Getting Over It yes
KeytarCat: No Darksiders Waifu?
 CaptainSpam: Clearly, this was the waifu choice.
   Anubis169: assigned to who?
 Gekyouryuu: now I'm curious what counts as "robot" and "waifu"
 Sacrenos: but.... what happens when the timer ends?
 Simriel: Have we tried imagining Sisyphus happy
doubledbear: Getting under it
ArtemisHuntress: we sure are spending a lot of time looking at this dude's butt
Amras0x00: this music is especially exhausting
 plummeting_sloth: it's emergent gameplay. Keep digging, you'll find it somewhere
  Nirvana___: I just assume this is what all game dev looks like. They spawn into a box and build games.
 JadedCynic: time-to-crate is not much but still beter than expected
 Rhynerd: @sacrenos gravity changes?
 theymerLoviatar: @ArtemisHuntress nothing else to look at
 Gormlessben: It’s like Garry’s Mod, if Garry’s Mod was a piece of crap.
 bytecaster: @ArtemisHuntress It's the most detailed model
 KBKarma: Beautycopter will live on in memes.
 Tangsm: Can you build a ladder out of this box?
 plummeting_sloth: why is the clock leaking energy
 SocraticMethod: So how much did this cost?
TophTheHermit: Are you meant to set the room to rights?
 dougma: The Sim's, impossible mode
Drathak: Beautycopter was a treat
 GreatWahooney: so there's no gravity... but jumping doesn't yeet you into space?
 NewtyNewts: If only you could rotate
ArtemisHuntress: Why is everything so big? or why are we so small?
 sporkraptor: at least the (stolen) music is good
 KBKarma: Ooo, I am looking forward to when the gravity turns on.
 DigitalSeahorse: I hope gravity pulls us into subocean
 KBKarma: #blamejames
evilspoons983: generally, no numpad on 10keyless boards
 warboss5: Accelerate time?  And compromise the creator's artistic VISION?!?
 mugulord: I think it's less no gravity and more inertia is turned off
Asimech: @GreatWahooney We're weighted down by our sins. I guess.
 Sorator13: don't you love when the game controls are a part of a keyboard that isn't always there?
 Fanklok: What monster uses an 80% keyboard
 NewtyNewts: 15 mins until gravity enables, and 15 mins and 5 seconds until game crashes
 onarampage: this character model would not be out of place in Raid: Shadow Legends
 Ukon_Cairns: its wild to see some folk use the left over Paragon assets to try and rebuild Paragon, and then folk that make games* like this that just reuse the character models
KeytarCat: My bro got a dedicated numpad thing that looks real cool
 accountmadeforants: Ooh, bold to assume the game would handle hotswapping input devices
Jethrain: question. What's with the THREE HOUR timer above the gravity timer?
ND_Ericson: I am once again asking you to lift an object you're standing on! Can we fly in this game?
 Sacrenos: time to build up so we can go outside of the box? because the the 'dev' of this 'game' certainly didn't think outside of it.
doubledbear: A game that forces you to at least play 15 minutes to see what gravity change does
verifiablyhuman: they were clearly experimenting with minimalist game design, allowing the player to generate their own creative ludonarrative
Voidhawk42: You know those "I would give this a passing grade in a school IT class" games? This is the one that failed the class.
 plummeting_sloth: ow my brain
 Driosenth: I wonder if object collision will also turn on when gravity turns on, cause that would be interesting
 aussie_rob_w: 
   Anubis169: good luck
ThorSokar: Oh yea, sub-ocean is 100% the win condition here
Spanked42: When it says 'build a world' what does that ....mean?
TwitchTVsFrank: Blaming james is probably correct here
Lysander_salamander: well, congrats on finding a terrible game
 YeetTheRich_: why climb out when we will just fall out in 10 minutes
 Sorator13: did I see a person in the sky?
 sethtriggs: I bet there's subocean outside that box
 bytecaster: @Spanked42 Write some exposition?
 mugulord: 30' tub
 plummeting_sloth: I wonder if they made the initial pile or if it was random
 JadedCynic: @Voidhawk42 I'd give them an "E"
doubledbear: This elden ring dlc is fucked
 july3jb: alex becomes master of parkour
Spanked42: Is that a herman miller foot rest?
 morgoth_bauglyr: a level that was not designed.
 accountmadeforants: Jump your ass through a level that was not designed, period.
 JadedCynic: because a 'D' is a pass
evilspoons983: is there like a "no automatic steam refunds" threshold at 15 minutes of gameplay? 
ND_Ericson: @verifiablyhuman it's like dark souls: environmental storytelling through the placement and context of teh different items in the world
BrindleBoar: well it wasn't designed at all, so, yeah
 fastlane250: Test your skills on Random Crap Mountain
Gizmoloid: from description of Deity Driving (previous game from Beautycopter dev): "Be a submissive car, bump into strangers and enjoy your vacation"
 CataclysmicReverb: Bold of you to assume there was any design
 sporkraptor: jump your way through a level that was not designed (end statement)
doubledbear: wednesday*
tenthtechpriest: that's every game I play
 KBKarma: I've a cynical thought about that 3 hour timer: people wait to see what it does, meaning they go past two hours and can't get a refund.
Jethrain: @evilspoons983 Two hours
EvilBadman: It's Wednesday my dude
Lysander_salamander: I bet this music is stolen
 Sacrenos: @Voidhawk42 F, instant F. You didn't even remember to do it and this is what you came up with while I was gathering the reports from the other kids.
Kumakaori: brace our earholes.
 Zatengo: can you just take something, jump on it?
 Crokoking: ooh - the Beautycopter download contains a zine pdf
 GhostValv: D:
 sporkraptor: @KBKarma probably exactly right
 LordManiMani: @kbkarma my gods that's insidious
 Arikell: I expect it to be possible to climb on the timer.
 0x6772: @evilspoons983 That'd be why the big clock's at just under 3 hours now.
 sethtriggs: Wowwwww
BrindleBoar: F
 KBKarma: @LordManiMani It's the best reason I can think of.
 MrQBear: You might have to reload the game so it detects the device
Spluuga: numlocck on?
 mugulord: build ramp to timer, get timer
ShatteredShamrock: probably can't recognize new devices mid session lol
 Gormlessben: What’s half of half-assed?
 accountmadeforants: To quote myself from a few minutes ago: "Ooh, bold to assume the game would handle hotswapping input devices"
Inept_Hope: "App2
 elkae: @KBKarma that's evil enough to be true
evilspoons983: toggle numlock
 sethtriggs: Usually gotta restart to get the new device
 rubikdarkwill: YOu need to hold an object to rotate it
Inept_Hope: App, not game
doubledbear: So it's the refund clock then lmao
 JadedCynic: write a review 
coolbond: banana
 SymphonicLolita: oh my god the jokerman font
 warboss5: Yeah, try unplugging the original keyboard
evilspoons983: dingus programmer may have done binding against numlock on vs numlock off
Kumakaori: XD;. oops wrong computer.
KeytarCat: Banana save
doubledbear: should be any issues having multiple keybaords
 mugulord: recent files: banana
doubledbear: shouldn't*
 sethtriggs: Story of my life!
 SocraticMethod: Ben is what?
 frostownik: the motion blur on the hair
 sethtriggs: This waifu looks familiar
ShatteredShamrock: Motion blurrrr the hairstyle
 NewtyNewts: weefu
 Ukon_Cairns: Paragon
 CataclysmicReverb: Who gave that pro wrestler a sword?
 sethtriggs: Are those panties or shorts?
 Koshindan: She's using the force.
 matthaus_c: why would it snap
 accountmadeforants: Unlimited creative freedom, Graham
 mugulord: now any polygon can be ramp
 Crokoking: the Beautycopter dev has another game on steam called "Deity Driving"
 distractdelude: Oi!
 Fanklok: How much did this "game" cost
 plummeting_sloth: let's firmly embed the objects in the ground, for stability
Voidhawk42: Rejected from Genshin, gotta pay the bills
Tz_BG: Why do they have swords?
Geisterkarle: is this thrash simulator?
 Koshindan: Or alternate between two.
 Nydestroyer: keep dropping it and picking it up maybe? lol
ButButTheJesus: Hi folks, how's the garbage
 Mangledpixel: they don't seem to be solid while you're carrying them
 plummeting_sloth: okay, how much of a skyrim horse are we?
 TimIAm: The unnecessary warrior models are really great
Slacker1977: @plummeting_sloth it's 79 cents european over here
 sethtriggs: What is the sword for
doubledbear: any mid 2000's protag
 mugulord: it's not simulating it, it's real trash
  Nirvana___: The dev did not pick that avatar for her attack animations.
 accountmadeforants: Oh yeah, I'd love another "Squadala, we are off!" moment
 onarampage: I feel like most Stardom outfits are more asymetrical though
ThorSokar: OH, we are 100% gettin outa here now!
 matthaus_c: maybe I've seen Asuka wear this outfit sometime
 KBKarma: @ButButTheJesus You missed the best game.
Critterbot: I hope you didn't pay money for this.
 Sacrenos: but alex, then they would have to figure out collison on moving objects, and that comes dangerously close o a gameplay element.
 TheMerricat: The question is why do these characters have swords The answer is because the asset packed that they were from assume that they were going to be used in an actual game and not this
doubledbear: We're literally in an asset dumpster
 sethtriggs: @TheMerricat LOL yeah
 SocraticMethod: Are you getting gimbal locked? 
 mugulord: the game rotates on axis labelled in greek
 Wolfstrike_NL: Alex summary of this "game": https://clips.twitch.tv/ClearAdorableDogFutureMan-NIhljBEcMTkCd9gZ
Critterbot: Oh no...
 SachielOne: Is that a door in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
 Mangledpixel: ya got gimbal locked!
 GapFiller: how much G?
Geisterkarle: if you are good at this game, you can get a garbage collector!
Blasteg: they thought they can replicate minecraft with this
Slacker1977: was it 1 dolla?
 Spades_Slicc: Bad news to the tune of 99 cents?
 YeetTheRich_: we've had: actual good game, art, and absolute stinky garbage
 LordManiMani: Grry's Mod
DoodlestheGreat: Ah well. Business expense.
evilspoons983: looks like the item's rotating on world axis, not on object axis
Voidhawk42: We've had the full gamut - one was playable and funny, one was Surealism Playtime, and this one is the bottom of the unity asset bin
   Anubis169: the bin juice has been relatively sweet and alcoholic today
  Nirvana___: This may be the closest a game could come to 'functional' while still being 'refundable'.
Spluuga: oh it's prolly the 0 coordinate of the object
 Mordin_Solus_Sings: You think they'd modify the origin for the item Alex?
 DigitalSeahorse: what if you move you
 Fanklok: I have a feeling that the cost of this game is the exact amount of money whoever made this paid for their assests
 sethtriggs: Is there even an x-y-z UI?
 hammith: Dun dun dun. Dun dun dun. Dun dun dun.
doubledbear: This game? easy $20
 satyropodobny: Why do they all have a sword though
 SocraticMethod: My guess is that they are rotating according to Euler angles of the object itself
 LordZarano: $1.19 Canadian, $.99 US
 MikoKisai: Keys for rotating was 2,4, 6, 8, 7 and 9
 Sacrenos: I mean, you only need fire for this to be a garbage fire.
 plummeting_sloth: NXT arena looking busy this year
 Driosenth: try "+" and "-" to raise lower?
 bytecaster: I see we swapped to the waifu
 HorusFive: So, question that may have come up before- has a game ever been so bad/broken/scam-ish that you asked for a refund?
 mugulord: oh you can couch cushion swap like floor is lava
 hesterbyrde: conversely I hope they spent my patreon money on this and the weird helicopter game specifically
 accountmadeforants: I assume 7 and 9 are for rotation?
   Anubis169: hey, chair stream 
ShatteredShamrock: had to figure out 3 axis somehow
 MolaMolaphant: This is NOT how I remembered Birth By Sleep
 SocraticMethod: roll, pitch and yaw
Lobo_Apache: Oh no! Here comes Alex with a Chair!!
doubledbear: The NXT Kairi Sane asset box
 sethtriggs: Wow that blinked like a Tetris piece
 MikoKisai: @HorusFive It has happened *once* that I recall. They couldn't even get past the title screen.
  Nirvana___: @HorusFive Usually it has to be literally unplayable. Like, it's missing an EXE or something.
Voidhawk42: @HorusFive Yes, and I 100% expect this one to make the cut
 sethtriggs: Race for the Subocean!
evilspoons983: it's the four numpad arrows and the corners, those are perfectly reasonable numpad numbers to use
beregolas: is this getting over it 2?
QuantumTwitch: You did it
 DigitalSeahorse: weeeeeeeeeee
 SymphonicLolita: 
 GhostValv: 
Critterbot: The promised land!
 DigitalSeahorse: yesssssssss
 plummeting_sloth: in the words of a previous alex stream, I'm upset I'm getting better at this
  Nirvana___: DONE!
 ComplexedOne: woot!!
 HorusFive: FREEEEEE
 Koshindan: Victory!
 cgwonder: freeeeeee
ButButTheJesus: AJONY!
ThorSokar: WE'RE FREE NOW
 MikoKisai: Victory!
 GrassVortex: 
 NewtyNewts: Well done!
offbeatwitch: subocean success!
 sethtriggs: YESSSSSSS
 matthaus_c: 
 KBKarma: Well done!
 hammith: Freeeeeeeeeeedom!
verifiablyhuman: literal seconds of fun!
 GapFiller:   
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Geisterkarle: that table on the left
 Dog_of_Myth: 
evilspoons983: it's still running!
 accountmadeforants: We have Bennett Foddy Gotten Over It! 
 TheWarDoctor8:   
SquidVorb: WE DID IT
 empyreon: 
Drathak: o7 
  NapalmSideburns: VIctory!
Duffadash: We did it Reddit!
 Koshindan: We never got to see the gravity.
 iris_of_ether: 
 aussie_rob_w: 
ShatteredShamrock: they didn't even bother to clean up the edges tsk tsk
cheshire_creeper: Pile of Objects
 YeetTheRich_: actual scam
 RainyMint: SUBOCEAN GET 
DoodlestheGreat: WINNAR IS YUO
 satyropodobny:    
 Driosenth: just leave it on this screen until gravity turns on
Lobo_Apache:  
 sethtriggs: How much memory is it taking now?
 fastlane250: aw I wanted to see what the gravity timer would do
 warboss5: Oh, I can
 JadedCynic: Alex > so-called 'dev'
 mnemonicman: 
 sethtriggs: Check your Task Manager!
 Crokoking: The itch.io version of Beautycopter has a zine pdf - not sure about steam
dtgill: Ajony!!
 KBKarma: Not gonna watch until the fifteen minute timer?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
doubledbear: Please refund this one. This is a crime
HeruHeru: are we going to wait the 11 minutes?
 bytecaster: There are desks outside the box
 Wolfstrike_NL: Do we wait 11 minutes to see what happens?
ImmortalLen: This isn't the worst idea to build a game around but this person put 0 effort into it
ND_Ericson: not merely in it, some of the assets are outside the box
cheshire_creeper: But remember: they had to pay 100 dollars to get on steam, so. Who's the actual loser? All of us.
 Earthenone: legos (assorted)
QuantumTwitch: It takes a full 15 min to do in UE5
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Sertion: @Crokoking Steam also has the zine
 JoTyler: wait is the timer so that you played it long enough that you cant refund it?
SerGarretCameron: and then set a 15 minute actual timer to turn the physics engine on.
 breadisbest1: two out of three are not bad
 JadedCynic: $1 us
 VanAvant: @doubledbear Seconded, they shouldn't profit from this digital pollution
ButButTheJesus: I do not!
  Sarah_Serinde: @JoTyler That's my guess
 MikoKisai: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1301260/My_Personal_World/
 Koshindan: It has one review. "not bad"
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/AntsyPlausiblePotatoWutFace-gZGjIugTF-DOPYLG
 matthaus_c: spend a dollar on beautycopter instead
GetColor: My personal world? More like my personal game of the year
 sethtriggs: they got money for nothing. Like Dire Straits says
 cgwonder: suprisingly, I do not want o do that
 Earthenone: you could also see what happens at the end of the 3 hour timer
 KBKarma: THE MAZE.e
 Pteraspidomorphi: Good art, good art
 accountmadeforants: KEYS!
 cgwonder: uuuuh
 warboss5: I'm surprised the game didn't have a function that forced you to play for the 2 hours needed to stop you from returning it
 JadedCynic: MOAR? 
 morgoth_bauglyr: KEY
 margieargie: Oooh, a key
 mugulord: good faces
 Sorator13: @sethtriggs tbf, not *quite* nothing
 LordManiMani: 
beregolas: oh, this is looking promising
Lobo_Apache: Goes it have a goat in the center of it
 Driosenth: the maize, return to the corn
drcanonball: as in Corn?
 DigitalSeahorse: uoh
 HIYgamer: I'm sure it'll be great
 ElektroTal: "every week we send Alex to Hell" is my favorite show
 plummeting_sloth: keys on keys on keys on keys
 EricTheOrange: keys in doors and keys in doors
 KBKarma: That's a-MAZE-ing
hd_dabnado: Maze + Keys + Anime Girls
 0x6772: I bet there are keys.
 sethtriggs: That's some art
DoodlestheGreat: "You call it corn, we call it The Maze."
 Mangledpixel: VanAvant it costs to put a game on Steam, so they are unlikely to profit
 Darleysam: oh that telltale non-disabled Steam VR popup!
3cbb: they don't refund w&p games because they got content out of them, which i think is a good policy
 bytecaster: The Steam VR popup is already a good start
 plummeting_sloth: HAHAHA
Reecer6: the faces already have me bought in
 SquareDotCube: turns out it's just corn rows
 Sacrenos: is that drawing an original asset?
 Fanklok: It looks like they did their own art
 Sorator13: @warboss5 It had a 3 hour timer with no mention of what it was for
 accountmadeforants: I don't wanna play it in R, let alone VR
 aussie_rob_w: I should spend a dollar on beautycopter.
 sethtriggs: Uh oh key to get the key.
 matthaus_c: I remember You Have 293 Keys
 McFluffums: this looks like the intro
Ranakel: Ah, that's the anime part that comes after having Todd on your side
Slacker1977: lati daaa
 Darleysam: 0/100
 Driosenth: A key was used as fuse
 Alas_Babylon: Some Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff vibes
 GhostValv: ow
 DigitalSeahorse: boof
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adambomb625: Clearly slenderman ripoof
ND_Ericson: is that just the W&P intro texture? gotta be close
 cgwonder: that's.... a menu
 GrassVortex: someone had fun with the particle effects 
 plummeting_sloth: AHAHA my eyes
 mugulord: I N T R O
 SymphonicLolita: graphic design is my passion
 Pteraspidomorphi: Beautiful, beautiful typesetting
 sethtriggs: Well they have assets instead of custom art
hd_dabnado: I actually just jumped
 Spades_Slicc: White woman jumpscare
 accountmadeforants: @Alas_Babylon Oh hell, you're right
 plummeting_sloth: oh no she's creepy Watson-ing
 NewtyNewts: Slightly concerned background implications
 TimIAm: She moves to stay behind you
 satyropodobny: Just imagine this glorious texture in VR
 SocraticMethod: https://www.latigamestudios.com/about-us 4 person team according to their website, but its "Copyright 2020"
 Fanklok: WHAT DO YOU MEAN COLLECT 100 KEYS?!
ShatteredShamrock: imagine her in VR
 MikoKisai:  
 McFluffums: this looks so much like the Watch n Play intro...
 fastlane250: Are we in Windows 3D Maze
 SK__Ren: 100 Keys?
 EricTheOrange: why is "amateur artist inspired by anime" style so distinctive.  like I can always identify it on sight.
 mugulord: i love the 3rd person tank controls
Reecer6: i thought that was paul at first...
t3h_f1gm3nt: oh noooooooooooo
ImmortalLen: Wow
Critterbot: Okay!
 sethtriggs: "Whatchadoin huh huh wahtcha doin huh huh can i follow ya"
 bytecaster: Thanks?
 frostownik: Paul?
 SocraticMethod: Join Es and Zaf as they navigate an underground maze that spans larger than even they realise. They must find their way out and uncover the truth about who trapped them here.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 NewtyNewts: Thank you disembodied voice
 plummeting_sloth: thanks magic voice
Voidhawk42: Oh nice, I've always wanted to play the Win95 screensaver
 Alas_Babylon: Thanks, British Paul
doubledbear: wtf
 warboss5: Why is Australian Paul telling us how to play?
 aussie_rob_w: Aussies!
 MrQBear: So someone mentioned that the BeautyCopter developer made another game. Not only did they make a second game, it's FREE! ' <'
 KBKarma: Thank you, genial antipodean person.
 Sacrenos: 70?!
evilspoons983: hello game dev, I wonder if his name's Todd
Ranakel: Thank you David Cage
 DigitalSeahorse: oh there's graffiti
 Sorator13: @SocraticMethod well, one of those people was assigned to just follow the others around all the time, so I'm not sure that one counts
cheshire_creeper: Australian Paul why did you do this to us
 JadedCynic: gee, at least they EXPLAIN something...I guess
 TimIAm: What up, it's ya boy Piranesi
 ElektroTal: i thought that was Paul reading the text
 DigitalSeahorse: and a creepy girl
 Earthenone: the minotaur?
ND_Ericson: keys, plural, and door, singular
 mugulord: wait dynamic lighting?
 satyropodobny: We have backrooms at home
 sethtriggs: i liked this maze better when it was the Windows NT screensaver
Jethrain: somehow more upsetting than creepy watson
 eric_christian_berg: Survival horror, boiled down to its essence. All it needs is crates.
 kainboa: I'm reminded of the old windows screensaver
beregolas: where is the light source?
Reecer6: is she just here to get in your way????
 Driosenth: has this distilled let's nope into its core mechanic?
 SocraticMethod: Es and Zaf, read the description jeez
ShatteredShamrock: MinoTina
ImmortalLen: We have The Backrooms at Home
 plummeting_sloth: she is the orbiting light source
doubledbear: And this is fun for ....who?
 Darleysam: why is the camera so juddery
 mugulord: light source is you
ThorSokar: did you glitch it and get both charachter choices at once?
 aesir_blade: This seems nearly like the game from the W&P opening card
 theymerLoviatar: I am run
 YeetTheRich_: excuse me ONE HUNDRED keys??
cheshire_creeper: Thanks
 MikoKisai: The store page says they're Esmerelda and Zaf. I don't know who's who.
 DigitalSeahorse: rly
ShatteredShamrock: uh oh
adambomb625: https://clips.twitch.tv/BloodyNastyHyenaPrimeMe-Km17QprWRnW3JJaM
 CataclysmicReverb: idk, this feels like an escape room gone wrong
 warboss5: And now suck, hooray...
 JadedCynic: also the maze keeps changing, it seems, not to mention the jerky camera
 accountmadeforants: Oh wow, are your eyes a flashlight?
 july3jb: is this supposed to be a horror game?
 JoTyler: that stance
 TimIAm: A+
 SocraticMethod: "Are you bored? Stuck at home? Needing something to do? Well do we have the solution for you. MAZE. We spent the time to hand build a maze in Unreal Engine. We even slapped in a few menus and called it a game. Try it out, we've estimated it takes about a month of casual gaming hours to get all the way through, do it in a week, prove us wrong!"
 TheNerdWonder: I like how your face is a light source
 sethtriggs: Drone jam from your own friend
 bytecaster: Look at her stance
beregolas: soft lock
Jethrain: THAT SMILE
 plummeting_sloth: I think you're lost and also you're trapped
ND_Ericson: t-posing menacingly
 Simonark: Do you think there will be a reason to have to run?
 vegantroll: Haha, Key hell. Are there 100 doors as well?
 LurkerSpine: I like that the characters face is a flashlight
 KBKarma: Oh yeah, her face is a light!
 Pteraspidomorphi: Comfy!
DigitalSeahorse: don't fence me in
 Pteraspidomorphi: Is this the new Moonbase?
 plummeting_sloth: objects, I'll be damned
 Wolfstrike_NL: assets!
 Fanklok: What is the purpose of a second character that has collision in this very cramped maze?
 KBKarma: YOU DO.
 sethtriggs: A TV against a wall WHAT
evilspoons983: the minotaur!
 MikoKisai: 
HeruHeru: we live here now
 Koshindan: Imagine the rent prices for a maze.
 SymphonicLolita: minotaur got nice digs
 bytecaster: You are not supposed to be that close to the tv
 theymerLoviatar: Yeah Moonbase 6 looks fab
 TimIAm: @SocraticMethod that can't be real
 Brozard: Are you just emitting light out of your mouth?
Invitare: Adam would build a maze to live in
 fiftymcnasty: We all live here
interiorexplosion: This is backrooms at home
 Darleysam: quick, someone call tiktok, we got a liminal space!
doubledbear: Is the dev a fan? lmao
Spluuga: oh hey, it's the same assets as last game
 warboss5: This is an exceptionally complicated home invasion
 DigitalSeahorse: someone lives here like that guy who lived in the secret room in the mall
beregolas: Is this the set of the maze runner movies?
 Koshindan: Is this the new moonbase?
 Mordin_Solus_Sings: That only works for a Labyrinth I believe.
 TheMerricat: Not all mazes can be solved by the left hand right hand rule though
 Earthenone: assuming its a maze, nto a labyrenth
 july3jb: jump scares incoming
 JoTyler: unless it's a poorly made maze that has onconnected parts
 TheNerdWonder: We live here now, Graham
7gorobei: is this a comment on IKEA store layout?
ShatteredShamrock: cool hang out spots for your  characters to chill and vibe too
 DudelidouX: Only works in a classic maze
 Driosenth: please tell me that this maze is procedurally generated, and wont spawn keys
 plummeting_sloth: eat shit and die, Dev
 sethtriggs: They got jokes
Tz_BG: That only works from the entrance. It looks like you were dropped into a random spot.
BrindleBoar: F
 RainyMint: OMG 
 DigitalSeahorse: that was painful
Amras0x00: tbf, that strategy only works to find *an* exit - it sometimes returns you to the start
 Spades_Slicc: Who are these people
offbeatwitch: yeah
 dougma: FU Game
 MrVirite: NO!
 LurkerSpine: mazes aren't puzzles
 KBKarma: Oh, here's that lampshade you ordered.
 SnackPak_: rip
 theymerLoviatar: mawp
 Simriel: And then alex Died
Kumakaori: aaaaand hes dead
 GapFiller: F
 onarampage: Alex had dead
 electric_claire: That only works if the exit is on the outside
 fiftymcnasty: "Even I dont like this game"
 accountmadeforants: What, you didn't see the Cribs episode with Minotaur?
SalmirAeon: this kills the Alex
 GhostValv: o7
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Catcard: ERM.... he's right behind me isn't he??
coolbond: think you found a puzzle
Critterbot: Alex, r u okay?
 vegantroll: Haha, it's okay because we are aware of how lame this is lololol
 GrassVortex: 
 mnemonicman: 
 SpoonfullOfSugar: i feel seen, do you feel seen?
HavenDragon: the bean of her existence?
hd_dabnado: I agree Alex
 SoldieroFortune: They stole this music from Assassin's Creed Syndicate!
 HIYgamer: Having fun?
 Paradachshund: that was an impeccable gmod sound
 sethtriggs: Press F
 Forgebold: highlight reeeeeel
 satyropodobny: Man Overboard! Man Overboard!
 warboss5: There's a puzzle!  That's GAMEPLAY!
 aussie_rob_w: These are not trained actors
josh___something: this ISN'T EVEN A PUZZLE
 cgwonder: Alex's ragdoll physica are clipping
 sporkraptor: he ragdolled
doubledbear: Mood, game
ND_Ericson: do we have a third last game? 
Ranakel: I am character. By saying thing bad, that makes it PARODY to make you do thing, see?
Blasteg: what did she say?
 JadedCynic: a MONTH when we've already reached a corner?  Forget a week, I'll get out of this crap in less than a day
 Simriel: YOU CAN'T LAMPSHADE YOUR OWN LAMP
 LordManiMani: Now if Captain Chex or whatever said that, it would work
 TheWarDoctor8: Alex about to clip out of  the stream
 plummeting_sloth: I'll give the VO this, it's no Chex Man
 matthaus_c: that was a REALLY GOOD ragdoll sound
 SoldieroFortune: I was just listening to this in Victorian Era London yesterday!
Eggmojii: This is better than Sons of the Forest
 KBKarma: Oh, you lost Wonderbread.
 lackingsanity: you don't get to make jokes about bad game design when you designed the game
 TimIAm: where'd your shadow go
 fastlane250: He made the source engine collision noise 
 VanAvant: What a perfect counter-example to Chex Guy though
 kassbjames: Alex's interpretative dance for Garbage Day
ND_Ericson: companion gone, btw
 Sacrenos: After everything today, it was mundanity intersected with stupid voice lines that killed the Alex
 JadedCynic: it's not meta, it's just DUMB
 Pteraspidomorphi: How are we still at 1 key
ButButTheJesus: Oww oof my bones
doubledbear: "Who even wrote this plot?"
 Simonark: With the patented sandstorm process!
 sporkraptor: you found game
beregolas: where are the keys?
Kaktus021: Man, Chex Quest really wore you down
 plummeting_sloth: god lord how big is this maze
 Pteraspidomorphi: There we go
 sporkraptor: oh key
 DigitalSeahorse: see if we can lose our friend creepy girl if we haven't already
 mnemonicman: Oh your orbiting friend vanishes
 mugulord: 2
 warboss5: You lost your orbit at some point
 Earthenone: 68 keys to go
warpstonewarlock: Good Todd...
 Serivus: You know I made a good puzzle, because the character made a comment about how good of a puzzle it is!
 NewtyNewts: Keysplosion!
 plummeting_sloth: we've been running for 5 minutes and only found 2
fonkoncle: did anyone at lrr play "the looker"?
 SymphonicLolita: https://clips.twitch.tv/DarkAnimatedSheepPhilosoraptor-yRRKjp5WBRXY8L8J
 Brozard: Was that key made of sodium?
drcanonball: thats not corn
 DigitalSeahorse: nope
 KBKarma: Oh, there she is!
 mnemonicman: ah there she went
beregolas: at the rate of 2 min/ key this will take over two hours...
 Rhynerd: 68 to go?
 sethtriggs: Imagine how big this must be if it's taken you this long for 2/100
 DigitalSeahorse: she won't get lost
 SpacePotato01: I suspect this game may run longer than 3 more minutes.
 JadedCynic: yes, please stop blocking me
 YeetTheRich_: fucking help then
 lamina5432: On the bright side the start to crate ratio seems good
 mugulord: she needs to play JAWS.WAV
 cgwonder: i can't tell if its our character talking or the wierd woman following us
 Simonark: Wait. Wait. If she's there to help, why does she walk like Gollum?
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/GracefulTolerantSushiOneHand-ilYPaLCky90iDrW8
 NewtyNewts: Baffled maize
 SocraticMethod: The store page said the devs think it'll take a month to solve it
 frostownik: this is decidedly non-euclidean
 theymerLoviatar: Oh okay, the maze is physically impossible
 theymerLoviatar: non-euclidean af
 matthaus_c: baffle deez nuts
 0x6772: I'm with Graham, I don't think this is actually 3D space.
 KBKarma: Did... did the walls rearrange itself?
evilspoons983: the other thing about always following left is assuming euclidean geometry
 mugulord: new texture dropped
warpstonewarlock: it doesn't
 DigitalSeahorse: book shelve texture
 plummeting_sloth: we found a new texture ladies and gentlemen
interiorexplosion: Is this maze Euclidean?
 dougma: impossable geometry maze?
 mugulord: yah that's a UV map
 warboss5: The geometry feels WRONG here, like you should be folding back in on yourself
 sporkraptor: yaaay clip art
 satyropodobny: spooooky non-Euclidian geometry!
 sethtriggs: This really does feel like that 3D maze on old Windows
 DigitalSeahorse: should have used more art walls
doubledbear: Like a bookshelf painted wood
Spluuga: mmm fresh UV's
 Pteraspidomorphi: Oh I thought he said seventeen
 Sorator13: no one said the maze had to be Euclidian
 bytecaster: 70 keys to pass, 100 for a good grade
 theymerLoviatar: It's actually super impressive how non-euclidian this is
 Simonark: Yeah, the thing everyone forgets about real life mazes is that someone was paid money to design them in a competent way. I feel like that's not in play here
 JadedCynic: they couldn't even keep the grafitti on just ONE side of the wall
 DigitalSeahorse: kid's art too
 Spades_Slicc: @interiorexplosion the floor doesn't look curved so it might be
 cgwonder: 
 sethtriggs: Is the light coming out of your head?
 MikoKisai: bold of you to assume she's actually pathing
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 NewtyNewts: Does she have Watson pathing, with added movement?
 Fanklok: "Ok so we'll take my art from 8th grade and slap it on some walls and in a labyrinth, game done"
ND_Ericson: YES
 plummeting_sloth: creepy watson!
 Driosenth: watson pathing
offbeatwitch: [marvel character voice] ummm.....  so THAT just happened
 Faulpyr: Creepy Watson is the best
 accountmadeforants: I remember writing a program to generate mazes for a university project nearly 20 years ago. It was trivial back then, and it's trivial now. I'm sure this maze is solvable, I very much doubt the dev actually went through it.
 mugulord: it exists about 2 feet in front and above her head
 sethtriggs: Tooo close
 warboss5: THE SMILE
 empyreon: stance is POWERFUL
 JoTyler: 8)
 DigitalSeahorse: now kiss
doubledbear: Toilet in a maze? Oh! this is Adam's house
 plummeting_sloth: give us a kiss!
 JadedCynic: NO_PERSONAL_SPACE
 YeetTheRich_: oh god oh fuck
teejayrivers: 
 JadedCynic: that flag is ON
 aussie_rob_w: The one that inspired Slenderman?
 YeetTheRich_: make her go away
 KBKarma: AN edge.
 LordManiMani: @doubledbear 
 TheMerricat: I had a cousin who did that she would get right in your face not blink have that weird smile....
Kumakaori: Graham please ToT
 TimIAm: Welcome to the suburban Target simulator
 Pteraspidomorphi: At least you can make the game run smoother by collecting keys
 Catcard: 🧍
 satyropodobny: 
3cbb: she walks like a gorilla character in a 40s cartoon
 sethtriggs: She has teeth like one of those unsettling AI photomanips
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehheh
 warboss5: Alex... do not turn around....
 NewtyNewts: Graham, we're playing the game, not being the game.
 TheNerdWonder: Are we sure this isn’t a let’s nope stream?
Kumakaori: XD
 DigitalSeahorse:   
teejayrivers: EYES
 plummeting_sloth: ahahah
 sethtriggs: AAAHAHh
 Pteraspidomorphi: 
 SymphonicLolita: NOPE
ND_Ericson: oh god, I forgot about the spider faucet
 matthaus_c: AHHHHH
offbeatwitch: SCREAMING
 Atarra: NOPE NOPE
SquidVorb: AAAAA
 DigitalSeahorse: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 littleunknownn: NO
 MikoKisai: @TheNerdWonder It is now!
 TimIAm: Oh hey, highlight reel
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Teeth!
 iris_of_ether: 
 NewtyNewts: OH NO
 Paradachshund: ITS FOLLOWING US AAAAAAAAAAAAA
 LordManiMani:   
 HIYgamer: Welcome to the highlight reel
Lizardman175: TEETH
nyoomgoom: help computer
TalpTheScot: oh boy did i join at the wrong time
 empyreon:   
 Drasvin:  
 RainyMint: AAAAAAAAAAAAA
 couchboyj: TEEF
 MikoKisai:  
DaxStrife: TEETH
 Fanklok: "I can see your little balls" -Begineering last night
 Rhynerd: Face
 DigitalSeahorse:   
Kumakaori: oh. Oh Good. it /is/ a bioware game XD.
Amras0x00: TEETH
gooey_xylophone: ART
 theymerLoviatar: Oh it IS Let's Nope, we can see her little balls!
ShatteredShamrock: The Teeth Have come for you
Gizmoloid: 
 Wolfstrike_NL: Clip
 KBKarma: Highlights, huh?
 LordManiMani: 
 plummeting_sloth: TEETH TEETHTEETH
 Koshindan: TEETH
 cgwonder:    
ButButTheJesus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ranakel: TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH
 GapFiller:  
 JadedCynic: oh god it's Jedi Outcast's cutscenes all over again!!!
TheAinMAP: Nope nope nope
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 StewartRWyatt: Welcome to the highlight reel
  NapalmSideburns: nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
 Simriel: Nopenopenopenopenopenope Nope
 SymphonicLolita:  
 aussie_rob_w: Someone call Boundary Break
 Gekyouryuu: hello, highlight reel
Geisterkarle: ok, that has to go into highlights!
teejayrivers: !adult
   Anubis169: 
 bubba0077: and you thought she was unsettling before
 mugulord: game good
 teholsblanket: Oh gods
 aussie_rob_w:  
ButButTheJesus: TEETH
 onarampage: Welcome to the high light reel
 GapFiller: did somebody say TEETH!?
 Mordin_Solus_Sings: Oh I was not prepared for that
 sethtriggs: Oh those voices
 TimIAm: Now get in this bathtub with my face
 warboss5: TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH!!!
 Simonark: Wow, can we go back to just having her enter the shot like Groucho Marx looking for a dropped cigar?
EvilBadman: Reminds me of accidentally walking into Osirus in the Beyond Light campaign
Malazim: Do we need this to Adam and Ben
 ElektroTal: that shit is scarier than anything lets nope ever did
 YeetTheRich_: the horror was inside us all along
7gorobei: this pac-man remake is disturbing
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/GenerousJazzyTigerItsBoshyTime-NV7DVC_OvtcVZT4C
 DahudLefthanded: This is why I'm here.
DoodlestheGreat: https://clips.twitch.tv/KindUglyAardvarkKreygasm-5NguuFxkfq_1jlBG
Ranakel: See you in the highlights
 mugulord: it is a horror game, 100 meaningless keys and a ghost
 plummeting_sloth: oopses into lawnmwer man
 Earthenone: whats the no clip code? we might be able to "solve" this
 vegantroll:  
 GhostValv: D:
 satyropodobny: 
 TimIAm: Is that what backface culling means?
 sethtriggs: Oh it's so moist
 Fanklok: !findquote balls
  LRRbot: Quote #6008: "I'm 35 years old, when I shoot a ball I yell 'Jordan' like a normal person." —James [2019-04-23]
 sethtriggs: oh nooo
EvilBadman: Er, Lightfall
   Anubis169: we don't all talk like that >_<
 RainyMint: NOT AGAIN
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 aussie_rob_w:  
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 GrassVortex: have we tried just running through the walls? I bet collision is just suggestions
Geisterkarle: that is to "cover" the boring passageway
th3mpire: keys collected 2/ 100 oh no
 empyreon: simultaneously too much and not enough face
 plummeting_sloth: love this retelling of the Langoliers
 hammith: Graham's visceral reaction to that is the best thing this stream
 GreatWahooney: ok, I lol'd
zigboy22: this feels like a valefisk game
Ranakel: "Please, the clipping monster was my father's name. Just call me clippy"
SalmirAeon: @th3mpire it's ok, we only need 70 to exit
 Sacrenos: Welcome to the highlightreel supercut of graham and alex getting terrified by the eyes popping in xD
 JadedCynic: @7gorobei chef-kiss dot gif !!!!
interiorexplosion: @th3mpire Don't worry, we only need 70!
 LordManiMani: It really is a banner day for W+P when you get Actually P Good, Weird as Hell, Nonfunctional, and the Watch+Nope
 MolaMolaphant: the clipping monster... is that Daveed Diggs?
 fastlane250: 
 SocraticMethod: GDI Graham 
QuantumTwitch: could be worse, could be intentional clipping
 sporkraptor: yeah the seams between the walls have... decided gaps
Voidhawk42: With all the tech-sector layoffs recently, expect more terrible games as a bunch of programmers with no game design experience jump headfirst into it
 sethtriggs: HIt the cycle on W+P for sure today
 TimIAm: I kinda expect them to just fall through the floor eventually
 DigitalSeahorse: flip a coin, choose heads or backface
 kassbjames: This is just the most boring version of the backrooms
 KBKarma: https://clips.twitch.tv/HilariousFairFiddleheadsSMOrc-oSGYleJn6XHVYCsd
 Pteraspidomorphi: This game could use a sprint key
 SocraticMethod: @Voidhawk42 this is 2020 game
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/ThoughtfulSpotlessGiraffeBudBlast-y9k9lsFapBA1JUq3
 hammith: Tedium. The game!
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 fiftymcnasty: only 68 to go
 Darleysam: so this is level 1?
 plummeting_sloth: I do want to see a top down picture of this damn maze
 NewtyNewts: Now, which room is holding the 70 keys?
 Earthenone: i assume this is a one level game
 Sorator13: 
 Simonark: Wait. Wait. Of all the games in the history of Watch + Play, is this one the most like the opening credits of Watch + Play?
 TheOtherTrevor: They were really aiming for the 40hrs of gameplay
 sethtriggs: You know this maze is enormous
 frostownik: you get a ponit
   Anubis169: Level 2
teejayrivers: 2nd level is 200 keys 
ButButTheJesus: weejee dive 
Voidhawk42: snap crash to desktop
 frostownik: *point
 Wolfstrike_NL: Big enough maze to not get that steam refund if you want to try and collect 70 or 100 keys
 fiftymcnasty: They send you a check in the mail
Jethrain: how *large* is this area
 Zatengo: also, you gotta find 70 keys and then the door for it
 rhapsodyblue92: You arrive in Tuscon
 TimIAm: The man suggested you had to find a final door
   Anubis169: and 100 to get the good ending
 Decaped: Level 2 is the maze upside down.
 DigitalSeahorse: 3 of 100
 mugulord: pchew
 Sorator13: why does the key explode when you collide with it?
 vegantroll: Find 70 keys, then find 70 doors
 Simriel: How long is left of Watch+Play tonight? XD
 R_Craddz: have we met the minotaur yet?
epicduece: Minecraft style painting
 Driosenth: board room
 sethtriggs: Sounds like random assets
 KBKarma: This is trying to be like Getting Over It, isn't it.
 mugulord: 1975 hypermodern office
 Arikell: God forbid I ever find a door that requires 70 keys
 CodeIndigo: bored room
 Sacrenos: I have seen that image before
 Pteraspidomorphi: They're probably meant as reference points so you know where you are
 NewtyNewts: @Simriel At the rate they're collecting keys, only a couple more hours
 plummeting_sloth: couldn't program a conference room, just put a picture in
 SocraticMethod: "We spent the time to hand build a maze in Unreal Engine. We even slapped in a few menus and called it a game. Try it out, we've estimated it takes about a month of casual gaming hours to get all the way through, do it in a week, prove us wrong!" I don't think this is a good bad game, just a boring bad game @LoadingReadyRun
 Darleysam: which Stanley Parable ending are we going for here?
 DigitalSeahorse: good they give you pictures so you have some landmarks
 warboss5: You've lost her before
 TimIAm: Don't worry, she'll find you
 TimIAm: Looming over your shoulder with her face meat
 TheMerricat: "The Maze is part of the Puzzle Kings Playground Series."
 KBKarma: I WAS RIGHT!
 sethtriggs: that hall is thin enough to get you stuck by her. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa is the TV saying that?
 DigitalSeahorse: and furniture
 Rhynerd: We’ll be back
 LordManiMani: The blurst of times??
Gizmoloid: wat
 Simonark: Maze games are legally required to include an old clip of James Burke explaining something out of context, right?
 cgwonder: 
 Gekyouryuu: "Look at this Phonograph!" "I have synesthesia."
 MurphEP: Hmmm
 Mangledpixel: she'll appear in the next game you play
 GhostValv: a little rude
 plummeting_sloth: eat shit dev
 YeetTheRich_: excuse??
 MikoKisai: what
 Fanklok: Why is the game negging you?
SalmirAeon: imagine if the keys only spawn after you've walked around this maze for X minutes
 satyropodobny: Ew, it's the storebrand backrooms!
 DigitalSeahorse: audio only TV
redisforever: is that a threat
 Driosenth: was that a threat?
SquidVorb: Where's the TV plugged into?
 warboss5: Oh man, Aussie Paul is just taunting you now
 DigitalSeahorse: yup
ButButTheJesus: wat
 mugulord: lol
 Serivus: normally you don't admit you made a shitty long game
   Anubis169: LOL
 DigitalSeahorse: SamuraiPunk
doubledbear: Get Fucked game dev
 sporkraptor: yeeeeep
 KBKarma: The developer is trying to make a Getting Over It game that's trying to be really deep.
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehheheh
 matthaus_c: paging Kramburger
 aussie_rob_w: 
 plummeting_sloth: trap them in a real maze
 SnackPak_: woooow
Snowcookies: oh dear
 NewtyNewts: Follow character's gone. So, I think she's the villain
 Fanklok: Emu eggs
 GreatWahooney: I dunno Alex, Australia's pretty big
Invitare: no they can't. Because of the maze
ThorSokar: Pretty sure we could arrange something
 JadedCynic: have him trolled by a real dev studio?
 sethtriggs: OH NO
 SnackPak_: 
 bytecaster: Or not
SerGarretCameron: I think I know a guy. 
 rubikdarkwill: It would be emu here alex
 Simonark: I officially rename this game "The Witless"
 DigitalSeahorse: SamuraiPunk would be disgusted
 sethtriggs: Do they even have savestates?
 TimIAm: It's a-maze-ing
 plummeting_sloth: we found our new desert bus
 Rhynerd: A fucking month?
teejayrivers: 
 empyreon: just... this. endless amounts of thiss.
 hammith: Just stand outside like the other character and stare at them.
 Driosenth: the floor texture is z-fighting
 Sacrenos: it's ironic Graham. this is irony.
 aussie_rob_w: I GUARANTEE you that they go to PAX Aus.
Jethrain: oh jesus the z-fighting on the floor textures now
 LordManiMani: Loool
 sethtriggs: Like do you lose your progress if you restart the game?
 sporkraptor: "prove us wrong" yeah they need to be egged
Kumakaori: wow two in 2 corridors!
 couchboyj: Do they egg houses in Australia, or do they use Veggimite instead?
doubledbear: they made it bad on purpose
 KV1NN4: are they trying to NEG us into playing???
 MurphEP: I came in just a few minutes ago, so that was terrifying
 NewtyNewts: This is the Winless.
 cgwonder: it looks like you could save on the menu if you needed to
offbeatwitch: did anyone play The Looker on talking sim yet
 BloodnBullets: So this is W+P for the next year?
 JadedCynic: aka "play this game longer than the refund period so I get my pennies"
 satyropodobny: This man heard Bennett Foddy's monolouges from Getting Over It and misunderstood their purpose completely
 MurphEP: Please stop it, miss
 Gekyouryuu: 1/20 of a win is a win
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 TheMerricat: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1330140/The_Maze/
 sethtriggs: I wonder if they make you play it all in one go? Surely they wouldn't do that right?
 dougma: aaaaaannnnnnddddddd.... Done
 TimIAm: The gameplay isn't the only thing emerging
Ranakel: The maze (5 keys category speedrun)
 LordManiMani: To do that trick do you need a Clipozine?
 aussie_rob_w: MA’AM
 mugulord: orbit
Tempest2097: Man it's really impressive they got The Engineer from Hellraiser to make a cameo
 DigitalSeahorse:    
 sethtriggs: Oh you can save
 vegantroll: Where is gun and bullest when you need them?
 matthaus_c: !findquote r1
  LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these  ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
 omnilord: This game reminds me of Tunnel Runner on the Atari
Blasteg: you can save the game
 cgwonder: she walks like an angara from mass effect andromeda
 mugulord: they just turned out the lights
 LurkerSpine: reflections turned down?
Blasteg: if you want to continue...
 CodeIndigo: It looks better on low quality
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/TenderObliviousFerretPermaSmug-mZ5kF_S-M-iEEmYp
 McFluffums: how much for an unsettling orbiting Graham automoton?
 TheOtherTrevor: Quality = # of lights?
doubledbear: it got darker?
 Arikell: this is just low light
 Rhynerd: It’s darker?
 sporkraptor: that was gaaaaarbage
Popemobile: forgot to save 
 Half_Duplex: what was the name of that game?
 CodeIndigo: hey, it looks even better now
  Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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 DigitalSeahorse:   
 sethtriggs: MAZE
 aussie_rob_w:   
 Simriel: I accept blame for this
 Pteraspidomorphi: This was very funny today
 NeedlaPudge: Great show
 KBKarma: 100 100 DA BITS DA BITS DA BITS
 sethtriggs: That was a great cycle today
zigboy22: this was an experience
 LordManiMani:   
 Catcard: thank you for streaming
 matthaus_c: Beautycopter fucking ruled
 NeedlaPudge: Thanks folks
   Anubis169: 
 Fanklok: Don't forget the other youtube channels
DoodlestheGreat: Welp, this has been a strem. Thanks you. 
 DigitalSeahorse:  backface
 Gekyouryuu: it IS our fault, Alex. and we won't apologize.
 TheMerricat: The maze @half_duplex https://store.steampowered.com/app/1330140/The_Maze/
 satyropodobny:   
 Mushbie: Thank you for the stream of trash
 LordZarano: @Half_Duplex The Maze
 hammith: That was a thing, huh?
 GapFiller: !next
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Riandisa: Thanks for the stream!
Jethrain: that was a WILD w+p
offbeatwitch: why does the recording scene have that weird camera border anyway
 TimIAm: Playing the Maze boardgame adaptaion?
 GreatWahooney: oh that thing!
 Earthenone: ben and heather 1v1 in disney?
 Gaelan_Maestro: Ooooo
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 sporkraptor: ayyy efff kaaaay
Ranakel: Oh, I saw the back in the box on that!
 Earthenone: ohh it was beej?
doubledbear: This W + P had many emotions
 JadedCynic: thanks for subjecting yourselves to 'all that' for our benefit
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sharpkris: @LoadingReadyRun they say that anything we make in our lifetime is an achievement, I feel like that game is the exception
 satyropodobny: How about some Pizza Tower?
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 KBKarma: @teholsblanket , eh? Must smell by now, since Bugg never replaced it.
 NewtyNewts: Good shows!
 emberBecky: great game choices today, wow.  Thanks for the stream, guys!  
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 SymphonicLolita: dabits
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 JoTyler: happy ides of march, all
 GapFiller: thanks for streaming    
Tempest2097: Yeah that poster looks pretty choice
 empyreon:   
 cgwonder: yeah the new stuff on the store is excellent
 sporkraptor: b-bye
 meaninglessMeg:   
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 jdtreker: Have a great night!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
DoodlestheGreat: CU later
 GhostValv: o7
 MikoKisai: Bye!
  Sarah_Serinde: !newtube
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 aussie_rob_w:   
 elkae: thanks, bye!
 cgwonder: byeee thanks g and alex!
 fastlane250: Seeya
   Anubis169: 
 Gulleko: today sure was an experience
 elkae: 
 Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
 matthaus_c: beware the ides!
 Rhynerd: Have a good one!
 DigitalSeahorse:     
doubledbear: "stab ceaser" eh?
 Wolfstrike_NL: always
 GapFiller: Stab The Salad!
 Wolfstrike_NL: just general good advice
 KBKarma: Night all!
chaostreader: !next
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 DigitalSeahorse: right in the salad
doubledbear: Or the drink
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