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RockPusher: !search for treasure
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RockPusher saves the potion but refuses to use it in the now in case it is needed in the future
beowuuf: If you don't die with five unused healing poitons, and ten other pristine consumables on your person during a fight then what were you even doing with your life?
Juliamon: Not taking the Wealth door I guess
RockPusher: There was a wealth door‽
Juliamon: The wealth door disabled item usage
Juliamon: CLEARLY the worst punishment for the party
beowuuf: lol, the person who came up with that door clearly understood human psychology MiniK
beowuuf: meanwhile, the person who came up with the 'monser is allowed one tiniest free action that doesn't matter and there's nothing the party can do about it' door was the greatest of punishments and the party moved heaven and earth to destroy it
GapFiller: !next
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CAKHost: Congrats GapFiller!
GapFiller: neu hedcanon global finance depends on CheckPoint
beowuuf: we always suspected
GapFiller: ie everytime CP+ doesnt go up another techbro investment bank fails
CAKHost: Who's idea was it to make Checkpoint a financial lode-bearing point anyways?
GapFiller: there may have been other news (some of it possibly even video game related) but none of it feels memorable
Juliamon: Not LRR's idea, certainly
RockPusher: I, for one, welcome our new fiscal policy Beej!
incslayer: does that mean everything is moving to the norwegian krona?
CAKHost: People made shoes that only very specific people can wear is another story
GapFiller: nalvThink the krona does seem stable for a currency
kusinohki: !next
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Juliamon: other news: highly impractical Mario shoes, Squeenix is deep in the NFT sunk cost fallacy
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LordZarano: sig
RockPusher: Get us an economy based on fish, and oil, and fish oil!
incslayer: @Juliamon im not sure the Square thing counts as "news" these day :p
beowuuf: this still has echoes of pac starting to me :D
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Juliamon: well, it was in the Checkpoint
incslayer: true
crazytiff2011: Yes
GapFiller: Juliamon ohhh those Mario shoes are totally for foot binding aint they
crazytiff2011: Hello
TheMerricat: And now I'm sad
Juliamon: what.... no??
incslayer: @TheMerricat you saw the news about Lance Reddick?
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TheMerricat: No I just came in to someone suggesting that those Mario shoes are for foot binding.... :D
crazytiff2011: Hi
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Juliamon: Why would they be for foot binding
incslayer: ask gapfiller
TheMerricat: They are the right shape....
Juliamon: look, some people just have wide feet OK?
Sarah_Serinde: And you think Nintendo would want to make Mario branded shoes for that?
incslayer: this feels like an equally bad conversation fyi
incslayer: could we not talk about foot binding?
Juliamon: there are entire brands of shoe I can't wear because my feet are wide
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GapFiller: itd be nice to try heels just once in my life
TheMerricat: I mean they have stores that sell them
GapFiller: problem ofc being they generally dont do size 9~20 M heels
saucemaster5000: My ankles stick out, so no matter what brand of shoe I buy I get horrible blisters the first month
TomatoKigu: Wide feet is such a curse if you want pretty shoes, urgh…best I get is combat boots.
incslayer: so what you are saying is someone needs to put stiletto heels on combat boots? :p
Sarah_Serinde: My feet are wide and also small, so even when brands make their shoes in wide sizes they often don't come in a small enough size for me
Sarah_Serinde: It's frustrating
KeytarCat: It would be nice to be able to just find shoes that fit. Or know how sizes would fit before wearing them
Nukified: odd chat to walk into Kappa
TomatoKigu: I'd settle for just, heels designed for people with human shaped feet tbh
GapFiller: Nukified we are big on shoes here in LRR chat
Juliamon: I would totally try the Mario shoes, except for the tag that Beej correctly pointed out is designed to shred socks
GapFiller: Whacking Day!
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Nukified: I just wanted the pun moment
RockPusher: gabyViper dixHAMMER
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vinewood_og: Press S in the chat for snake concern
SK__Ren: "Snakes"
gralamin: I see a lack of green, I think we need to pinch people
TheMerricat: I have a sneaking suspicion that the snakes weren't there in the first place
SK__Ren: Aka Heathens
GapFiller: good evening lrrPAUL P lrrBEEEJ B lrrHEATHER H lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Robot_Bones: Those snakes knew what they did
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DiscordianTokkan: I'm half scottish and wear a lot of green ANYWAYS, so this is just Friday for me. :D
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Sarah_Serinde: We do not need to pinch people
incslayer: he must have used a very large car if he drove them all out of ireland
vinewood_og: Protestants?
saucemaster5000: He told the snakes there was a fire sale on specialty shoes next door
TehAmelie: i bet it was spiders. snakes are scared pf spiders
kusinohki: can I ask for enough money to afford specialty made shoes? Like, they measure every aspect of both my feet and then make shoes to fit...
Nydestroyer: same paul same
BlueMechanic: He was so successful that there's now no fossil evidence to show snakes were ever present on the island of Ireland
GapFiller: Heathers shirt has green on it thats close enough
DoodlestheGreat: What flavor is green?
RockPusher: Guinness is green-flavoured?
TheMerricat: "Unlike Great Britain, which is home to at least three species of snake, the Emerald Isle has no native snakes. According to Irish lore, Ireland used to have snakes, until St. Patrick chased them all into the ocean hundreds of years ago. But, according to the fossil record, snakes have never made Ireland their home."
saucemaster5000: Drink Ecto Cooler instead
CAKHost: I have Starry soda
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PerryThePlatypusBear: It was an allegory for pagans
LordZarano: Blue is the official colour of Ireland
beowuuf: green beer nor green beards. green bear jury is out on
incslayer: @BlueMechanic it feels like the easiest way to ensure no snakes would be to timetravel and ensure no snakes ever got established on the island
GapFiller: is it an Irish pub or an Oirish pub?
Nydestroyer: one sounds like a magic the gathering pub
beowuuf: don't mention the scottish pub while drinking, it's bad luck Kappa
incslayer: or is it a "scotireland" pub?
RockPusher: We're going to go have some "Irish Times"
DoodlestheGreat: Don't look at me, I'm 1/4 Welsh.
Earthenone: !findquote tea
LRRbot: Quote #5101: "What if we get up right close to them and put up a sign in the window that says 'we're coming over and we have tea and cake'?" —Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-25]
GapFiller: Dublin Fogs are a thing in Victoria
RockPusher: BeerPoint and it's competitor TeaPoint :D
Juliamon: Green tea and honey is perfect for today
saucemaster5000: Paul quit saying weird ideas
BrowneePoints: Green Tea, but not THAT Green Tea
CururuGuasu: Sounds fake
vinewood_og: he's a MAAAD SCIENTIST!!!
nickthecatbear: What will they think of next???
kusinohki: Irish Times makes me think "mideivel times" *shrug*
GapFiller: actually no Dublin Fog is coffee isnt it
Sarah_Serinde: I don't tend to like my green tea sweet
gnyrinn: No do not enjoy a Black and Tan today. That might be misguided.
TehAmelie: mountain dew? is it faintly green?
niccus: this just in, disney announced a hero racing mobile game
NapalmSideburns: you should try to find some milky oolong, it's delicious
Juliamon: teapoint
RockPusher: High-Tea Point
Nydestroyer: So a Brewpoint
Nydestroyer: or a heatpoint
KV1NN4: yeah Tea-point!
KV1NN4: Gaming News Tea
RockPusher: have some cakes and sandwiches too
Juliamon: Steep-point
kusinohki: melting point...
KeytarCat: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
BrowneePoints: I mean, more importantly, Disney finally started sharing actual info about Lorcana...just a few months before releasing it >.> @niccus
TheMerricat: I learned last week they make reusable tea bags... I never considered that would be a thing..
KeytarCat: @kusinohki Fondue stream!
Juliamon: Reusable coffee/tea bags sound great until you use them
Juliamon: and then you're like "aw, now I have to clean this thing"
GapFiller: TheMerricat see in my head reusing tea bags is the sign of a skinflint
CouldntPickAUsername: it's microsoft's acquisition of ABK's 30TH ANNIVERSARY
TheMerricat: Seems like they'd be a pain to clean
GapFiller: never expect somebody who reuses teabags to lend anything
CururuGuasu: Boosteroid Boosteroid Golly
saucemaster5000: I hate using the little reusable tea bags
Sarah_Serinde: @GapFiller That's...a wild statement
kusinohki: boosterroid sound like an arcaroid sequel...
TheHaCoFo: YES!!
RockPusher: Hopefully 4mil is sustainable - more smaller but sustainable businesses!
KeytarCat: Large number of individuals, small business
Juliamon: cleaning the bag is why I don't make cold brew as often as I'd like... any filter I have to wash is a filter that has a 50/50 chance of not getting properly washed
Ivalenz_: Is Boosteroid more successful than Mixer was?
GapFiller: the cynic in me wonders if the choice of Ukraine specifically was a PR move
Gizmoloid: I'm from Ukraine and even I have never heard of it. So I'm not sure if you would find out much about it here LUL
saucemaster5000: It would get some looks
KeytarCat: @Juliamon I got nice canvas coffee filters from a friend, and I can't use them because they need to be soaked and cleaned around each use
TheMerricat: @gapfiller me too
Juliamon: KeytarCat yup yup
selrahcthewise: Road quest:not quite war zone edition
KeytarCat: @selrahcthewise Worse than storm chasers!
Lord_Hosk: Plus the United states sucks
TheMerricat quietly removes reusable tea bags from their Amazon cart... :D
Juliamon: TheMerricat honestly when it comes to loose tea a tea basket is the way to go
KeytarCat: I use a tea diffuser cage and it only leaks a little!
unknownbeingunlimited: BignoseBug sucks
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I like my metal tea steepers
saucemaster5000: yeah the metal tea balls are nice
RockPusher: \m/ Tea is Metal \m/
kusinohki: playing call of duty in ukraine.... yeah, I'll stop that joke here
selrahcthewise: @lord_hosk correction the US blows. Suck is an immediate observation. Blows is a prolonged experience.
robotbuda: Coffee press actually makes good tea
KeytarCat: "We aren't a monopoly, we'll sell to anyone!"
RockPusher: hahahaha
NapalmSideburns: "Would a monopoly do this!?" *gives itself a tiny slap on the wrist*
bytecaster: If I own call of duty, I'm only gonna publish it for a single Playstation 5 chosen at random!
selrahcthewise: The first LRR thruple lol
Akaiatana: What a weird weigh to flirt.
bytecaster: Also the Playdate!
CAKHost: The best fishing evar!
RockPusher is still enjoying the Ace Attorney Trilogy - Still blames Heather lunarj1Heart
GapFiller: Anthem did get shut down yeh
NapalmSideburns: Anthem has been shut down yeay
niccus: anthem is in a weird unupdating limbo but with no schedule for a proper shutdown
bytecaster: I just wanna look at it!
kusinohki: was anthem the flying mech suits/ legally distinct iron man??
bytecaster: @kusinohki yes
TheMerricat: They actually tried to do that when they shut down ashron's call. Apparently it costs a lot to license or sub-license out a lot of the third party libraries that people use to create games
selrahcthewise: Beej fiddling while Anthem burns lol
SajuukSjet: Anthem had some amazing OST work done for it
bytecaster: Elon buys anthem, makes it a Twitter Blue exclusive
Akaiatana: Buy Alien: Isolation. On Twitch, no one can watch you stream.
incslayer: an amusement park
Sarah_Serinde: @RockPusher yesss good :D
RockPusher: Sarah_Serinde seriously considering making the Steel Samurai theme my ringtone :D
kusinohki: I don't remember the last time I was on a roller coaster...
Darleysam: I'm still sad about Anthem, that game was really fun to play
Sarah_Serinde: RockPusher I want to replay them but first I'm replaying the Layton games. And then I'll get to the crossover...
Robot_Bones: then some streamer started streaming it, not knowing what it was
KeytarCat: @Robot_Bones The game that never ends!
ashteranic: except, notably, one specific platform.
RockPusher: Sarah_Serinde sadly being a PC player, I doubt I'll see a legit channel for Layton on my platform - though never say never
bytecaster: Couldn't Microsoft just promise to end the Call of Duty franchise, that would also prevent them from restricting new versions to their platforms.
Sarah_Serinde: @RockPusher Ahh yeah that probably makes it difficult. I've always been a Nintendo person so I still have the game cartridges
incslayer: if you make the lynchpin of your argument is "we wont have Call of Duty" and microsoft goes "we are signing agreements for 10years to everyone that they get to have CoD and we have offered that to Sony as well" that does remove that as an argument
ThorSokar: I would bet there's a "this contract can be changed any time w/o notice" in each of those, Microsoft LOVES doing that
vinewood_og: The Bethesda blockade to xbox only makes me sooo mad. I've returned to PC gaming since PS4, but the fact that Starfield and other titles will be limited to Xbox/PC still really makes me mad...
CururuGuasu: Now the main question is “What happens in 10 years?”
Lord_Hosk: I thought the lawyers just liked saying duty and smirking
CururuGuasu: We’ll wait 10 years before being anticompetitive is not the best argument
RockPusher: Call of Duty is nice shorthand that judges might have heard of
kusinohki: only game the judges have heard of?? *shrug*
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Akaiatana: I would love to see a special troll contract where microsoft has to sell cod in multiple fish markets.
CouldntPickAUsername: I think Nintendo should say no to Call of Duty just to mess with them
KeytarCat: @Akaiatana 🐟
ThorSokar: "Why we should be allowed to own ALL the IP" A tall tale by Microsoft
RockPusher: Though it is hilarious everyone suddenly seems *so concerned* about console exclusives :D
Ivalenz_: The fact that Microsoft will own/control even more of the industry, talent, and IP is difficult to explain. So the CoD argument may be easier to explain to regulators.
bytecaster: Nobody is calling about the "King's Quest" monopoly.
SocraticMethod: Microsoft:" heyheyheyyy c'maahn I'm a little guy, I'm just a little guyy, noo, it's also my birthday, I'm a little birthday boyy"
bytecaster: *talking
vinewood_og: YESSSS, thanks Beej!
saucemaster5000: yeah, monopoly is bad cause your sister is winning and won't let you stop playing
vinewood_og: All lies!
KeytarCat: @saucemaster5000 No good way to opt out of capitalism
kusinohki: @saucemaster5000 stop playing with money on free parking! actuall, just stop playing monopoly, play Catan...
bytecaster: But doesn't Bethesda only make Skyrim and that is already available on every system possible except the Playdate? Kappa
LordZarano: Halo was going to be a mac game
Akaiatana: Starfield and Baldur's Gate 3 comes out in the same week and I'm so excited for Stargate 3
saucemaster5000: @kushinoki Monopoly is the only board game I flat out refuse to play now
ButButTheJesus: @Akaiatana same
SocraticMethod: If moneyhatting is anti-competitive, I wonder if the courts also start looking at Epic
ButButTheJesus: reminds me of Animal Crossing: Doom Eternal
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Decaped: Baldur's gate 3 being the more interesting game with spaceships in that comparison is wild to me.
saucemaster5000: my friends just got a weird text
TheMerricat: To be fair to Microsoft here I'm not sure porting the creation engine to the playstation would be that easy
Ivalenz_: Microsoft can easily afford to wait 10 years before cutting out competitors.
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DeM0nFiRe: Do not use this analogy without professional supervisio
Akaiatana: Even an Analogenie has three rules.
Akaiatana: Blizzard should be bought by Nintendo. Bring back Starcraft 64, but it's Starcraft 3 for the Switch
ThorSokar: this is a different circumstance, it's worse, they (MS) managed to get everyone focused on Call of Duty, while acquiring hundreds of other IP rights
Lord_Hosk: Throwing inferior copper bars at each other
kusinohki: big rocks with holes in them is the currency of some island I can't remember right now...
Akaiatana: Shouldn't Doug Ganon be making the price decisions on this?
SocraticMethod: @kusinohki Yap islands in Micronesia. They weren't currency per se, and they didn't physical exchange hands
saucemaster5000: Nintendo should get Dr. Evil to determine their pricing
EvilBadman: "We're actually increasing Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze to 69.99"
Robot_Bones: I actually just a playstaton
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Decaped: Super Mario Bros 3 will be returning to its original retail price of $50
gnyrinn: Also: See all the foreigners going: "Look at the Americans tying themselves in knots over paying (ISK 8500/NOK 400/EUR 65) for a new video game, how innocent and sweet."
SocraticMethod: I would really like to know how much of the "increased dev costs" was actual dev time and how much was marketing, how much was offset by DLC and microtransactions, and "not getting _all_ the money." But no platform would ever publish these numbers.
Lord_Hosk: I bought Super Mario Brothers 3 and Mega Man 2 for $24.99 each using lawnmowing money I expect to get my video games for that
incslayer: @Lord_Hosk and if we account for inflation how much money would that be in todays dollars?
Akaiatana: @Lord_Hosk Did the owners of thet lawn mowers ever catch you?
Decaped: Nintendo consumers are weird.
SocraticMethod: I don't quite agree the inflation argument because it's not accounting for increased market.
GapFiller: what is this expecting expensive games to be good bullshit
Akaiatana: Did y'all see the steam user who was angry that two games cost the same but one took up fewer gigabytes?
kusinohki: price per kb makes this game a steal! *sigh*
Lord_Hosk: @incslayer $24.99 inflation is a myth to try to get you!
RockPusher: The SteamDeck is digital only lrrBEEJ
TheMerricat: @akaiatana That's actually an interesting argument given I remember paying 60 bucks for Atari ST games that came on 1 to 3 floppy disks, The price of video games per mb has plummeted actually.....
CaptainSpam: "Hi, my name's Gary Ganondorf."
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kusinohki: iggy koopa...
Lord_Hosk: My first hard drive was only only 200 Megabytes I could install 2-3 games at a time AND I LOVED IT, it was so much better than my first computers that had to load games from disks.
Akaiatana: Bowser 7: King of the Koopas
KV1NN4: Archie's Sonic Comic bridged Robotnik and Eggman int heir storylines back int he day
gnyrinn: I thought she was Peach, The Princess Toadstool.
Decaped: Koopa is just from Boston
kusinohki: @lord_hosk you can't imagine my delight when my dad got a disk drive and never had to deal with saving programs on cassette tape anymore...
RockPusher: sergeJustRight lunarj1Heart
Ivalenz_: dwjftSip
ThorSokar: So I looked it up, a 32gb NAND chip, costs ~$7, a 16GB NAND chip costs about ~$15 (Both prices when you order 25)
ButButTheJesus: EYES
ThorSokar: haha, cursed, I like it
incslayer: ahh yes i remember this cursed picture
BigDaddyBland87: That's still disturbing
ButButTheJesus: now swap the mouth with one of the eyes
Akaiatana: My first thought is Graham's fire-hand with a laptop keyboard poking into frame.
ButButTheJesus: FEESH
DeM0nFiRe: James handcuffed to the toilet was my favorite. Could pair it with a "it got worse" of Alex sitting on the toilet
incslayer: who doesnt know who cori is?
Earthenone: banana deniers
ButButTheJesus: LUL
Earthenone: those who insist on work first
beowuuf: it's the chaining himself to things, right?
ButButTheJesus: yep
CouldntPickAUsername: I made that
ButButTheJesus: i love it
ThorSokar: well, it looks like the flu, until you notice the handcuffs
emberBecky: nom
ThorSokar: yea, that wasn't peak "mistake beard" yet
emberBecky: no not the watch and play intro length..
GapFiller: G was talkin on the PiF earlier abt getting back to those big beard times
RockPusher: Bartleby horrifying as ever
niccus: it doesn't even need bartleby's inner jaw
Earthenone: who won the T-shirt? :P
kusinohki: "a frivolous amount of beard" - molly lewis describing graham in W&P intro
incslayer: "i need a picture of beej doing x" seems like something that is surprisingly easy to find within this community
Akaiatana: Famous cryptid Not-Deery
Earthenone: it could be a JRPG for all we know
TehAmelie: i'm a little late but. . .it could be worse https://i.imgur.com/e2X6ZPV.jpg
SocraticMethod: What's the genre of games in which you pick an avatar and chat around in different rooms? Like Club Penguin. I got my money on that
GrassVortex: oh, so rich people can literary gatekeep the story?
Nydestroyer: paying a game
incslayer: @TehAmelie what is that picture from?
SocraticMethod: Wasn't he promoted to CEO?
beowuuf: triangle. triangle
TehAmelie: a skit where Kathleen and Missy find mystery underwear in the laundry
Juliamon: The *award winning* skit
Akaiatana: Untangle the story: do it for the vines
TehAmelie: oh yeah
Earthenone: if you are willing to find a video essay, you can finaly figure out dark souls
CururuGuasu: And the sequel, Hollow Knight: Denim Dream
Earthenone: i guess whoever buys the nft for the story could monopolize the first video essay
saucemaster5000: Dark Souls is basically the same story as Midsummer Night's Dream... so much so I think that statement needs no more explanation
Nydestroyer: some rich person just comes in buys all the story and then abandons the account
Nigouki: Lore is the evil one, Data is the good one
Wicker_Guide: Story happens to and around the player. Lore happens outside the player's experience
Bruceski: I enjoyed when Final Fantasy 15 interrupted the game to advertise the movie.
GrassVortex: or watch a movie, like FFXV :D
SK__Ren: As long as they don't pull a FFXIII with a billion codex entries
Akaiatana: Story lootboxes
Aitsu111: Stares in Kingdom Hearts lore
Witchy_Diana: destiny having its lore only online hasn't been true for years iirc
LarkSachrosis: @saucemaster5000 ... If one is only familiar with one of those...
CururuGuasu: The worst audio log
SocraticMethod: @Witchy_Diana Sort of, there are still online only short fictions
RockPusher: Buying fruit-loops by the loop lrrBEEJ
Mai_Andra: shout out to Street Pass
Akaiatana: Deep cut: It's like the Green Hills of Stranglethorn
Earthenone: maybe they can have people pay to add more cubes to knock down
Gadora: NFTs and helping others don't sound like they go together.
Gizmoloid: @Earthenone @Earthenone I seem to remember they actually had that for Curiosity Cube
Lord_Hosk: The trouble is that only works if everyone shares, it breaks when you get that one guy who gets the game locking bit of lore that he is only willing to sell for $12,000 in total from one person or collective donations.
korvys: That's not an About, that's a Wiki
KeytarCat: Oh, it's League!
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Paul) [now] We won't go into this too deeply, because it's stupid and dumb.
LRRbot: New quote #8490: "We won't go into this too deeply, because it's stupid and dumb." —Paul [2023-03-17]
Earthenone: can you check basic controls? it might tell us what the game "is"
vinewood_og: Cross pollination sounds like innovation, but NFTs, microtransactions, console exclusives and crowd funding boondoggles belong in the bin!
SocraticMethod: One source of NFT's are character portraits. As you'd would expect they are procedurally generated
laundreydhull: Friends help each other?
Invitare: the what
Akaiatana: Use your mouse, or you can use your fingers in a pinch
NovaTiempo: 500
NapalmSideburns: @Akaiatana How dare
laundreydhull: What on earth would have them interact in a charitable way?
LordZarano: Is this like Mountain?
gnyrinn: @Akaiatana <very reluctant applause>
DiscordianTokkan: It's really more of a floating island also, right?
beowuuf: this is a really weird mortal engines spin off
vinewood_og: Let us the player base, the consumers, drive the market towards innovation and companies free of slime level greed (looking at you STILL EA) and toxic workplaces (Actiblizz :( ).
SocraticMethod: No. The sex was only because they didn't want to get squished
vinewood_og: Still mad I want Diablo IV but know it would be supporting SEVERAL unethical companies.
SoldieroFortune: It's a question of who's on top...
TemporallyAwry: In fairness, it's mostly just the Wizards - and they are very ... eccentric
Akaiatana: They dived into it in Turtle Recall :P
LordZarano: Mountain is a very weird game, the only ways to interact with are to wait literal hours for stuff to appear, and to look around
KV1NN4: heheheh yeah the Fifth Elephant was fun?
Mai_Andra: People famously never want to talk about The Elephant
RockPusher: Feet! Feet! Feet!
GapFiller: Marios lil feet
vinewood_og: C'mon Beej!!!!
SocraticMethod: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
vinewood_og: Under the hat there is only another hat.
korvys: Lou Albano *is* on wikifeet
SocraticMethod: Oh, right, _feet_
LarkSachrosis: Handcrafted feet
matthaus_c: we can extrapolate from the shoes to know his real world feet
Akaiatana: He bought them from Markio's Work Warehouse
ThorSokar: he was barefoot in Sunshine wasn't he?
KeytarCat: Foot casts
SocraticMethod: @ThorSokar Image search shows only his usual outfit
Earthenone: so these are Cris Pratts shoes?
LordZarano: Some Pratt's shoes
TehAmelie: Mariio in lgoves and no pants or shoes looks so wrong
vinewood_og: Ah, my favorite Italians Chris Pratt and Charlie Dayman!
TheMerricat: On mobile so the link may not work but I posted a link thatooks like Mario barefoot in game...
Akaiatana: Collect Mario's clothing like Vecna's organs
LarkSachrosis: Yeah, a place I famously stop by on the regular...
saucemaster5000: Unfortunately Cappy got me years ago
TheMerricat: Clown shoes?
BrowneePoints: I love the big dumb MSCHF Boots
LordZarano: Astroboy & spongebob fursuit boots then
AntHoneyRondo: sup
KeytarCat: Spongebob wearing heels
KeytarCat: Shredded tires
BrowneePoints: Fursuit makers are lightyears ahead of commercial bootmakers @LordZarano
Akaiatana: Beej, it's weird that as a kid your parents went on the paper route instead of you
gnyrinn: Or very thick wool socks.
BrowneePoints: Look up how they've worked around Hooves/Digitigrade while being comfortable to wear for hours @LordZarano
bytecaster: "The Human Dimension"?
vinewood_og: Speak for yourself. I'm a human shaped popsicle!
GapFiller: mmm beans
Akaiatana: Heinz: Working for a better Tomato
gnyrinn: @bytecaster That sounds like a very tedious talking heads programme on a public access broadcaster.
KeytarCat: "Look up Greenwashing!"
Drasvin: I think the implication in Odyssey is that the Mushroom Kingdom humans and the New Donk humans are just different ethnicities in their world.
beowuuf: that person over there? a human. that oerson you're talking to, a human, and that mouth you're using to talk to them. a human. everyone's a human.
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korvys: "for more information, google 'Green Washing'"
RockPusher: Sometimes what is good for the company is also the right thing to do
Lord_Hosk: When we were in Windsor for Thursday(not thanksgiving because that was a month earlier when we crossed the boarder) HOLY crap... Essex county is entirely greenhouses for tomatoes.
KeytarCat: Sometimes what's good for the company is telling an incomplete narrative before someone else can tell a full story
Sarah_Serinde: There's value, from a historical perspective in saving everything rather than just the good stuff
RockPusher: Exhibit: A representative sample of the obsession of late 2000s apps with farts
LordZarano: "Fun" fact: The idea of a "carbon footprint" came from an advert by an oil company, as a way to shift the blame from companies to individuals
SocraticMethod: I wonder how right to be forgotten interacts with archiving.
Sarah_Serinde: If only the good things are recorded, then history loses a lot of info and context about the world
vinewood_og: Wow the 21st century was obsessed with gaseous emissions? Yeah, climate change fam. Now put on your kiln suit and go to school. it's 100*C today...
RockPusher: Present-day person: This diary about my day is kinda boring. Future sociologist: HOLY SHIT!!!!
TheMerricat: I feel like once you release it to the public, it should be archivable. The entire point of copyright is you are adding to the sum total of human knowledge for a _limited_ amount of time to control how it is used.
LordZarano: Donate to archive.org y'all!
vinewood_og: Fart app library of Alexandria?
RockPusher: Everybody knows what a horse it
RockPusher: *is
Izandai: demipyroLul
vinewood_og: Smithsonian Dick Pic wing?
Sarah_Serinde: @RockPusher Exactly
saucemaster5000: we just can't draw them
KeytarCat: Wow, not just browser history, but specifically porn history
PixelArtDragon: I'm reminded specifically of the Cairo Genizah
Bruceski: That's an issue I've heard of for mideival weaponry for example. "The metal is treated in the usual manner" could mean anything.
LordZarano: "I have a proof of this theorem but this margin is too small to write it"
GapFiller: Douglas Adams
ThorSokar: I would argue there are MANY important things that are already lost
RockPusher: Oh! *thats* what that toothed thing is for!
Izandai: More than ever before is getting recorded, but a lot of it is not being preserved.
GapFiller: aiui unfinished
TheMerricat: "Nowe Ateny is the source of a few memorable and amusing "definitions", often quoted in Poland to this day: Horse: Everyone can see what a horse is. (pol. Koń jaki jest, każdy widzi) Goats, a stinking kind of animal. (pol. Kozy, śmierdzący rodzaj zwierząt)"
saucemaster5000: Love the biscuit story in "Salmon of Doubt"
RockPusher: Imagine finding the document that finally tells you what the cow tools are for lrrBEEJ
keroan0: Hey, Christopher Tolkien, JRR's son, made a whole living publishing his dad's napkins
Izandai: @RockPusher demipyroCool
Wicker_Guide: @TheMerricat This sounds like the Polish Version of the Devil's Dictionary
Nigouki: all the fanfiction you ever wrote has actually been preserved
PixelArtDragon: We all know what "to click" means, but who has ever seen a formal definition of it?
incslayer: and this is why terry prattchet's will specifically said that the harddrive containing all his unfinished works was to be bulldozed
vinewood_og: The Silmarillion is very interesting, but everyone's rough drafts and hidden folders on public record... Yikes.
Akaiatana: Babylon 5 did a plot about that. Guy goes away and people thought he was dead. His journal becomes the new bible.
LordZarano: How are LRR's backups by the way?
Sarah_Serinde: I mean I do also think you have the right to say "destroy all my stuff after I die" or to destroy it yourself. Just because the mundane is historically valuable doesn't mean every individual owes it to history to preserve their personal stuff
Wicker_Guide: @RockPusher Larson has commented on that in interviews. He claims his mistake was making one of them resemble a hammer
Lord_Hosk: Don't knock "found manuscripts" those are Christopher tolkein and Brian Herbert's entire career
ThorSokar: hah, good luck, if you knew how much code they (Nintendo) deleted you would probably throw up
PixelArtDragon: Remember when someone found Starcraft source code on a disk?
Izandai: @Wicker_Guide A very crude saw, not a hammer. It made people think the others must be crude versions of something recognizable as well. Which they definitely aren't.
TheMerricat: I remember there were quite a few re-releases of games that we found out were literally the cracked version of the original game with the crack still attached
BlueMechanic: I remember that was a thing around the late 90's early 2000s when there was a lot of new and then quickly redundant storage formats
Angreed66: So much of this wouldn't be a problem if companies hadn't screwed with copyright law so much.
Wicker_Guide: @Izandai Oops. Thank you for the correction
GapFiller: BlueMechanic who remembers jazz drives?
matthaus_c: libraries are hoards with paperwork and rigor
nickthecatbear: Speaking as someone whose devoted their entire career in archives and preservation, trying to preserve everything is the height of hubris, haha
ThorSokar: Hey, an archivist will have an index, a hoarder will have a pile
RockPusher: The difference between hoarding and archival is management, cataloguing and retrieval lrrBEEJ
Wicker_Guide: librarians are dragons? seems legit
vinewood_og: Yes they are Lord Hosk, and fine careers they were. But it is a slippery slope. Everything is too much, but a balance between manic archiving and sincere tribute is a must.
SocraticMethod: I think I should be allowed to excercise my copyright to delete my creation if I evaluate if it's harmful. There's no way to delete everything off the internet but getting it off usual archival sites will help
Izandai: The difference between hoarding and cataloguing is the same as the difference between screwing around and science.
TheMerricat: Hey Chad you think maybe LRR is in the middle of going through all their shit to decide what they take to the new moon base? :D
TheMerricat: Chat even
Izandai: *archiving, not cataloguing
saucemaster5000: @TheMerricat Yes, but I only am answering as Chad
ThorSokar: Thus is the problem with being too adventurous with your advertising
RockPusher: Hmmm - LoadingReadyLive quiet-tea-time bit: Matcha Three
vinewood_og: Is this a plug for Watch+Play?
beowuuf: and now they have the fake adverts of 'streamers' playing the game even saying that
KeytarCat: @RockPusher Micro W+P on Live :P
asddsa28: yeah those are the worst
CouldntPickAUsername: excuse me?
BrowneePoints: OH the Kathy Bates one!? @LoadingReadyRun
CouldntPickAUsername: raking up the what?
vinewood_og: Graham and Alex cut a hot crevasse through the bedrock of lies lately. Top shelf content.
KV1NN4: i ove the one with a guy playing a phone case since he's clearly filming with his actual phone
ThorSokar: so, they targeted an ad specifically at Heather?
gnyrinn: @EvilBadman I want to see G&A react to this.
CouldntPickAUsername: what game was this again?
Sarah_Serinde: That specific vintage of Old Spice adds was a great experience :D
RockPusher: Your product is the ads and the product is the monetisation
KeytarCat: I'm trying to buy more content! Let me buy more content!
Bruceski: Kinda like the branded Twitter accounts getting with the memes young kids like. Existentialist Arby's.
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I remember that
vinewood_og: They were pretty wild. And Terry seems like a legit good dude.
SocraticMethod: @Bruceski Nihilist Arbys's?
vinewood_og: Isn't that just Arby's?
Bruceski: I think that was the one. "The world is doomed and life sucks, may as well eat Arby's."
Earthenone: Just Arbys
vinewood_og: FML. Curly fries.
Akaiatana: They need to have a series of Dune movie and Old Spice cross promotion.
TheOtherTrevor: There used to be a website in the earlier days of the internet dedicated to hosting ad videos (before youtube) but it got taken down due to copyright. I can't remember the name though
TheMerricat: @couldntpickausername late reply, merge mansion
BrowneePoints: and casually misogynistic
gnyrinn: Fun fact. After an armed robbery in Iceland in the 70's, the victim could only describe the suspect with "he smelled of Old Spice". The sale of that brand collapsed and has never recovered.
ThorSokar: I mean, we've already done that...
vinewood_og: Tasteful is complicated
El_Funko: Probably wanna go for the ingame billboard advertising package then
Sarah_Serinde: !lrrmove
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nickthecatbear: Already ordered the moonbase move bundle! :D
RockPusher: LRR confirming that VI better than Emacs lrrBEEJ
Mai_Andra: the patch designs are really cool
Izandai: Ah, good, the Wii Shop extension works with the LRR shop.
vinewood_og: No Moonbase golden tickets in the merch?!?! WTF!?
RockPusher: Renderings of orbiting underground moonbases are always fun :D
TheMandrew: is there going to be a gratitude wall in the new space?
vinewood_og: So there will be Moonbase season passes?
nickthecatbear: Will the kit have Old Spice deodorant?
KeytarCat: I could use a good sleep mask 👀
Mai_Andra: deodorant in the kit confirmed?
Izandai: Shoot, no option to just get the amenities kit.
RockPusher: How is funding going?
vinewood_og: Yeah I missed out on the Wall last time :(
TemporallyAwry: Please save a fun/silly number for DesertBus? PridePog
Bruceski: Groundhog Moving Day
KeytarCat: @nickthecatbear Old Spice Sponsorship?????
BrowneePoints: I do
josh___something: yes
BrowneePoints: it's quite good for a Poke Clone
RockPusher: Paul not ruling it out though so time travel confirmed!
Akaiatana: Do an MTG fundraiser for the move, call it Six Rips
BrowneePoints: it's ALL double battles
noSmokeFire: how much money for you to install an extra ceiling egg at the new moonbase?
SocraticMethod: @noSmokeFire -2.99 CAD
BrowneePoints: Oh it's pretty darn Indie, I think it was a Kickstarter title?
accountmadeforants: I played TemTem when it was in early access (they only had the first "island" and just released the second when I quit). I wasn't a fan of the "economy" it being an MMO brought with it.
Izandai: Cowards
Izandai: They should have them actually canonically die.
BrowneePoints: Man, Considering the game is all Doubles I can't imagine how hard they'd be
BrowneePoints: Yea it's all Double Battles Heather so it kinda has to be the first 2
SocraticMethod: Randomizer mode, dunno why they renamed iit
accountmadeforants: There have been a few other Pokémon-likes that did that.
niccus: it's getting pretty popular, but individual examples are tougher to come up with
accountmadeforants: Cross-over randomizers are incredible
KeytarCat: I love watching those
gualdhar: have I missed any major ABK drama in the past two weeks?
niccus: not really. diablo 4 open beta is out so they're on a high atm
asddsa28: i wish
niccus: kfc double down presents: diablo 4 open beta
accountmadeforants: They should've sent off Ash by having him do a nuzlocke, series ends as his last Pokémon dies.
They_Are_Alyx: @gualdhar Mostly just Microsoft falling over themselves to try and appease regulators
SocraticMethod: Remember when TPC locked hard mode behind game completion? What about locking _easy mode_ behind game completion?
Wicker_Guide: @accountmadeforants "Kill That Pikachu" lrrWOW
Izandai: <message deleted>They should've had Ash revisit the Safari Zone and get fucking shot.
Izandai: Kappa
Izandai: Fair.
accountmadeforants: @Wicker_Guide Pikachu dies very early on, turning Ash into a paranoid, but grizzled and calculating trainer, finally coming to terms with the stakes.
Akaiatana: Heather: Call it a Steel Snorlax run
KeytarCat: An action rpg mystery dungeon? A, like, old school Rogue-like?
SquareDotCube: "Play a Nuzlocke on the idea that you've played it before" Oh boy, if you've seen Ben's Nuzlocke runs, he gets brave and plays Nuzlockes of Pokemon fangames
Wicker_Guide: @accountmadeforants okay that would be cool, but go with me on this. Pikachu fails to save Ash from the Spearow in Episode 1. Pikachu gets to watch Ash die in that forest, and commits to avenging its fallen trainer
ThorSokar: "We don't want people to replay the game, we want them to buy the new game and play that" is what I would argue their logic is
accountmadeforants: @Wicker_Guide Ah, the tie-in with the new Pokémon Rescue Squad nuzlocke mode :)
CouldntPickAUsername: how about we put all the old games on switch? or.... *whispers* pc
Akaiatana: Pokemon: Let's go experience Bij
Invitare: Legends Zygarde pls
saucemaster5000: I'd play Pokemon: Let's go the Mr. Mime with Ash's Mom
vinewood_og: But is it about FAMILY?
Wicker_Guide: @CouldntPickAUsername I would happily pay 6 dollars to play old pokemon games on my phone
CouldntPickAUsername: @Wicker_Guide and pay it once, not yearly
LarkSachrosis: Take down cops!
SocraticMethod: Wow, they have Bosozoku in there. They seem to be going all in F&F Tokyo Drift
vinewood_og: Remember kids, it's not only a bad idea, it's a FELONY!
vinewood_og: Oh they do here!!!
Raincoast_Bear: Provoking cops is not a joke for many people.
smoke_knight: Yeah cops in the US keep getting in trouble for chasing and causing damage, so they don't as much now.
ButButTheJesus: bears.
Raincoast_Bear: Bears? You have my attention.
SocraticMethod: 5$ dollar strategy guide
saucemaster5000: They are narcing on the bears?!?
ButButTheJesus: because BEARS, Paul
virre_: Also "Bears" or Bears
EvilBadman: Bears in your area
bytecaster: Those bears have become unbound
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeKevin guyjudgeKevin guyjudgeKevin
nickthecatbear: I like 100 bears
squ3e: Are they lava bears?
niccus: i found the hook for NaDtD season 3
CommanderPulsar: Single Bears in Your area.
SocraticMethod: Jesus, this is what they look like: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/9jHO4iDEME4/maxresdefault.jpg
Lord_Hosk: Isn't that a dating ap?
Raincoast_Bear: Bear Force One!
KeytarCat: How many bears are you on?
vinewood_og: Indeed
drawnbinary: I think 100 bears in my area sounds very generous
gualdhar: @Raincoast_Bear such a good song
ContingentCat: Inside you are 100 bears, daaamn
Izandai: There are only 34 cards with type "bear" in Magic. Not enough for a Commander deck.
ButButTheJesus: oh I love this team
Wicker_Guide: @SocraticMethod that Bear has seen the end of the universe and the coming of time
EvilBadman: @Izandai Unbearable.
vinewood_og: "Trouble"
saucemaster5000: I'd pay $5 to know where all the mountain lions in my area are.
Wicker_Guide: @Izandai I'm sure there's a lot more cards that create Bear tokens though
SocraticMethod: @saucemaster5000 What about cougars Kappa
Juliamon: A lot of cards create bear tokens
Earthenone: bear tokens abound, also cards like forbears blade :P
saucemaster5000: @saucemaster5000 I think that app exists, but it doesn't do what I want
LarkSachrosis: There's also Changelings
Raincoast_Bear: Isn't releasing story and art actually promoting the game?
Juliamon: Changeling is cheating
EvilBadman: @Juliamon Changling is life
Snowcookies: lol
vinewood_og: Mario feet pics?
Wicker_Guide: lrrWOW
Juliamon: LUL
ThorSokar: hahahahaha
LarkSachrosis: Gee, I wonder who the hacker might be
Ivalenz_: dwjftWow
vinewood_og: Oh god banned player revenge ploy?!?!?!????
vinewood_og: ScaredyCat
SocraticMethod: There's an additional dimension to it: Stalker became popular is Russian gaming circles because it was a) cheap b) low PC requirements and c) decent-to-memeable full-russian voice
SocraticMethod: so when Stalker devs said Stalker 2 was going to be Ukrainian only, there was a bit of kerfluffle, to put it mildly
TheMerricat: This has the same air to it as the guy who hacked valve and then thought he was going to get a job interview
ButButTheJesus: @SocraticMethod huh, TIL
vinewood_og: Hmmm I wonder who did it????
smoke_knight: But also... is it part of a sanction by the devs? Isn't this exactly how sanctions are supposed to create pressure?
Lysander_salamander: signed cover of the game, but not containing the game.
accountmadeforants: "Okay, we've sent you a script. Please send us all your voice lines by the release of the game."
vinewood_og: A signed litho of President Z spitting Vodka into a toilet?
EvilBadman: all VO is Yakov Smirnoff
NapalmSideburns: Heather gets it
gnyrinn: Forward the username to Discord, have him completely banned.
vinewood_og: In Soviet Russia, game memes you!
SocraticMethod: It was hacked from 3rd party that was subcontracted IIRC
leviathan3942: !next
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Earthenone: making blinds/
saucemaster5000: No, the mirror self keeps talking over me !
vinewood_og: Imagine the EXIT interview!
Raincoast_Bear: Collect all the James Turners in one place.
GapFiller: James Turner Highlander forthcoming
GapFiller: there can be only one
saucemaster5000: If they all meet is it a highlander situation?
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BrowneePoints: Sushi DRAGOn
saucemaster5000: @GapFiller same brain cell
BlueMechanic: the big fish eats the sushi dragon and becomes super strong
SocraticMethod: https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Tatsugiri_(Pok%C3%A9mon) Targ yourself, I'm droopy form
SocraticMethod: Tag*
saucemaster5000: If you eat farfetch'd's leek, does the farfetch'd feel pain?
BrowneePoints: yea Tatsugiri is based on some kind of "Dragon" sushi...I think
ButButTheJesus: droopy here
TheThirdTail: That's a weird Three Stooges AU
vinewood_og: Stretchy 5 checking in!
BrowneePoints: Elite Tauren Chieftain! WOOO
BrowneePoints: I LOVE ETC!
BrowneePoints: It's set in Warcraft, and there's a couple in universe Rock Bands
niccus: they finally added sideboarding, sort of
BrowneePoints: one is Elite Tauren Chieftain which is a real world band made up of devs(although some have now left like Mike Morhaime)
gualdhar: is there a KISS-adjacent character? if not I'm disappointed
BrowneePoints: Well the Iconic Human Male Dance is Boogie Nights
vinewood_og: Nailed it.
BrowneePoints: and the Iconic Paladin is Human Male
Raincoast_Bear: Jazz Shamans. Groovy.
BrowneePoints: so yea, Disco
saucemaster5000: What deck listens to Happy Hardcore?
ArcOfTheConclave: they're really commiting to the bit
BrowneePoints: Death Knight
BrowneePoints: 100%
Wicker_Guide: Morlocks
Bruceski: Rogues
vinewood_og: pandarian?
ArcOfTheConclave: demon hunter
niccus: i'd think they'd play runeterra instead
SK__Ren: Rogues, especially one on a Noir kick
LordZarano: Who loves chiptunes?
Wicker_Guide: Zombies listen to Ska
TheAinMAP: sergeChairBanner
RockPusher: tqsSpoon
GapFiller: Beej just doesnt wanna read the subs lrrBEEJ
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
ButButTheJesus: ----E
niccus: what's its durability?
GapFiller: also just noticed Beejs tipped over bottle is phunny as shit
Akaiatana: Has there been any Silksong news in the last month? Just checking in
vinewood_og: I see you've played knifey-spoony before!
Bruceski: That's how I cook
saucemaster5000: Does the cookware make the satisfying noise it does in BotW?
Izandai: When you eat something on a stick Link mimes eating something off a stick.
SocraticMethod: LoZ CE has bot fork and spoon, SE has only spoon
SocraticMethod: both* fork
Boopity: Fork and spoon amiibo
L0rdX33n subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 9 months, currently on a 3 month streak!
L0rdX33n: Hallo
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GapFiller: sporks or we riot
vinewood_og: wii fork coming to an ER near you!
lion_byte: fork skip%
bytecaster: But do the forks and spoons loose durability and eventually break, so you have to harvest new ones from the moblins?
Izandai: It's all fucked up with Malice.
Earthenone: whats the durability like on the fork and spoon 3 bite or 5?
KharadBanar: i prefer Fork Knife: Battle Royale
LordZarano: Also, why not chopsticks?
Izandai: Presumably one of the main quests is fixing it.
Raincoast_Bear: In the Canadian localization, there will be a Spork.
CururuGuasu: Master Spoon
BrowneePoints: Okay
BrowneePoints: if we reforge it with Twili magic, I'm gonna cry
Izandai: Also, BOTW does sort of have forks and spoons. It has pitchforks and ladles.
L0rdX33n: This is just cribbing off Narsil
Wicker_Guide: That's not a Sword, that's a spare piece of an I-Beam
Akaiatana: Dark tines ahead
SquareDotCube: the power of the Tri-Forks
Mai_Andra: Aragorn, son of Arathorn has entered the chat
Earthenone: so is link now a shovel knight?
AdamYMHMI: The triforce needs a Tri-utensil
Izandai: The Oracle games have a shovel.
lirazel64: @akaiatana Argh!
saucemaster5000: Oooh add red faction style destructible environment ot that map? Yes please
vinewood_og: You must beat gannon in a food challenge, for the rights to the insulin
Mai_Andra: I just remember digging up seashells in Link's Awakening
ThorSokar: So the cannon for Breath of the Wild is you loose?
Izandai: No
Izandai: Or, probably not.
Akaiatana: I'm sure whatever the answer, Checkpoint will have the scoop
BrowneePoints: Yea, from Ocarina forward I THINK there's like...a stealth section in every game
nickthecatbear: Actually getting the game?
Izandai: sporkfe
Izandai: Master Sporkfe
GapFiller: nalvCool Paul
BrowneePoints: I got a cool 16bit Samus Keychain from Samus Returns
saucemaster5000: Paul is talking about witchcraft
Izandai: Hmmmmm
Earthenone: wisdom is the fork
bytecaster: Knife is power
Akaiatana: The Triforks is coming
TheThirdTail: Knife is power, Fork is Courage, Fork is Wisdom
Izandai: I think spoon has to be wisdom.
vinewood_og: Master spork? Gooooodnight Everybody!
TheThirdTail: i said fork twice. Oh well
TheMandrew: Spoon is Courage, because you need courage to eat hot soup
LordZarano: Will the LRR amenity kit have a spoon and fork? Here's hoping!
WeatheredPeach: Thanks for the stream :D
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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AdamYMHMI: Spoon is wisdom because you need the wisdom to realize you can eat a lot more things with it than a fork...
Sarah_Serinde: !lrrmove
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Earthenone: !lrrmove
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SocraticMethod: !findquote triforce
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Wicker_Guide: In Myth Fork is Power (Trident), Knife is Courage (Sword) and Spoon is Wisdom (Spade)
SocraticMethod: !findquote fork
LRRbot: Quote #1279: "Fork, fork, fork, every day!" —Heather [2015-12-16]
vinewood_og: Bye! Thanks all!
Mai_Andra: apparently, there's a 69 minute queue for Diablo4. I wish they had told me that an hour ago...
nickthecatbear: got it in one!
Earthenone: sounds nice
goombalax: wheeler insists its canlander
RockPusher: Terrible Commander :D
YeetTheRich_: wheeler wants you to know it's cEDH
SocraticMethod: !findquote spork
Mai_Andra: helloitsFirstTry
BrowneePoints: It's such a love letter to the PS2/Gamecube era
BrowneePoints: it's SO fun
WeatheredPeach: Slaying continues until morale improves D:<
Akaiatana: Hifi Rush is perfect! No notes! Except the notes.
YeetTheRich_: jackparty box pack
GapFiller: no PiF either
WeatheredPeach: Jackbox woooo
TemporallyAwry: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a pelt with reach
SocraticMethod: HI-FI rush was designed by JoJo (John Johanas)
niccus: he's beyond the expected levels for endgame, so he can't be that far away
Wicker_Guide: this game in particular is very hard to figure out the "end"
YeetTheRich_: final fantasy doesn't work like games work
Grimnus: Exactly if you never fight them everyone gets to live in limbo forever
RockPusher: lrrSHINE lunarj1Heart lrrSHINE lunarj1Heart lrrSHINE
GapFiller: thanks for streaming PH Balance lrrBEEJ lrrSHINE
YeetTheRich_: sergePeek
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART Lurkers
vinewood_og: Ominous...
ContingentCat: katesLurk lrrHEART
Earthenone: putting the LRR in lrrker
saiarcot895: archit3Lurk
DeM0nFiRe: sergeLurk
ThorSokar: composLove
saucemaster5000: That explains the noises in my cookie cupboard
RockPusher: Heather lurking to identify the exact best place to install ghosts
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Ritaspirithntr: Teehee tqsSmug benginLurk
Snowcookies: thanks for the stream
vinewood_og: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
KV1NN4: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
brunomant_: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week, 4-Player Terrible Tribal Commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (39m from now).