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Austere_Squire: i so badly need to know what constitutes terrible tribal
Austere_Squire: i hope it's not oozes
circusofkirkus: I believe Ben is playing griffins
Austere_Squire: @circusofkirkus i don't know what i expected but this is actually hilarious for some reason
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TemporallyAwry:
Nice 
jacqui_lantern234:
hey all you beautiful friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!!!!! 
Manae:
NewtyNewts: Nice one
Austere_Squire: hardcore cEDH with terrible tribal, i see
TemporallyAwry:
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Diabore: wonder what the feature creature types are
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ogier300: Terrible Tribal?
ogier300: This should be fun.
Bvorhies: Who is playing today
Austere_Squire: it's such a good idea; tribal is such a classic archetype
GreatWahooney: we panicking yet?
Manae:
Austere_Squire: i am always panicking
TheRatKings: Love me some tribes in magic. My fav way to play commander
TemporallyAwry:
Someday they'll print a few more scarecrows and I'll be able to drop the changelings from my Scarecrow list 
I have hopes for the return to Eldraine
v_nome: Justice for atogs!
Austere_Squire: terribly worried that someone will be playing oozes, my favorite janky and not very good tribe that i love
TheRatKings: Atogatog is fun
v_nome: Atog tribal is solidly one of the best worst ideas. lol
TheRatKings: Exactly
GreatWahooney: oh I used to joke about Duel Decks: Atogs vs Lhurgoyfs all the time
flatluigi: was it being a cedh stream a joke
Fruan: @TemporallyAwry Lorwyn/Shadowmoor could appear in MOM, you could get a scarecrow there!
DeM0nFiRe:
airylan:
Diabore:
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ihlendrax: Hippo tribal! Phelddagrif + Keruga
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TemporallyAwry:
@Fruan ... I'm not sure that's how I want to get more
Austere_Squire: crocodiles and camels exist in magic
TemporallyAwry: Oh right! Wall Tribal is a thing too!
TheRatKings: A friend recently made a Lizard tribal deck because I accused them of only making broken powerful decks
GreatWahooney: imma hazard a guess that Graham's on bears today
Austere_Squire: wall tribal kinda just works with Arcades, tho
Garfman314: wall tribal sounds....... interesting.....
TheRatKings: Lizard tribal is not where its at
Austere_Squire: does vanilla count as a tribe with Jasmine?
TemporallyAwry: @Austere_Squire Fair.
GreatWahooney: speaking of walls, is LRR coming to Pramikon this year?
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Fruan: "C"EDH? As in tribes that start with C?
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NewtyNewts: Wall tribal? More like drop-a-wall-on-em tribal
patrick_stonecrusher: Wall tribal also works with Phenax! *looks at Phenax deck*
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TemporallyAwry: Did they print enough Gideons to have a tribe there?
neisan2112: Oh hell yeah! I thought I'd be late already.
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gehennam_reborn: Please let someone be on goats.
neisan2112: I'm so excited to see this after Ben described the idea the other day
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jacqui_lantern234: so, chat, im brewing up a Grixis Pauper EDH deck and i cant wait to play it
Marc_otato: Hyped for cEDH
niccus: i better see proxies
paronomasiac042: hyped for "hardcore"
TemporallyAwry: @jacqui_lantern234 Oooh? What's the strategy?
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paronomasiac042: "it's go time" backwards is "emit og sti" and i am uncomfortable
TheWriterAleph: sup cool guys
airylan: this is an intense start
TheAwkes: SRSLY
thraximore: Hi.
matthaus_c: the C in cEDH stands for Cerious
MegaDosX: Extra. Serious.
Deezyssb: WHY SO SERIOUS
Throgani: omg surge...
Smoke108: Does the c stand for comedy?
yargle:
Bvorhies: Does. The winner get ice cream for everyone ??
MegaDosX: @Smoke108 It stands for Canada
couchboyj: The stakes have never been!
RaklarLS: TTC
powerflapjack: it stands for canadian
TemporallyAwry: Anyone suddenly remember that "Wheeler with a Bat" intro?
ElektroTal: someone call for casuals?
Austere_Squire: cEDH = Casual edh?
Deezyssb: The c stands for casual
TheWriterAleph:
cruinard: All the commanders start with c?
jacqui_lantern234: #TeamGraham
GreatWahooney: YEAH
frogomb: Serge looks like holding in a fart
drthvd3r: Serge trying hard not to corpse.
Applecrisp: probably can squeeze 8 or 9 games of cedh in before the first ad break
SevereTrollingAddiction: i'm feelin a goof comin on
RaklarLS: cEDH, canadian EDH
the_spider_bucket: Hell yeah
MegaDosX: @ElektroTal There are dozens of us!
MurphEP:
A_Dub888: YEAH
gehennam_reborn: @temporallyawry excuse me, the what!?
WhirlwindAbyss: fellings will be hurt, booboos will be had
Deezyssb: AYYYYYYYYYYYY
stevefromdetroit: oh heck yes!
MegaDosX: This is going to be so dumb, I'm all about it
thraximore:
neisan2112: So hype
kynelwynn: Remember the crapshot with Serge in an action drama?\
frogomb: !!!!!
cheshire_creeper: oh i'm ready
urist_mc_wazdakka: wheeler you lied earlier lol
TemporallyAwry: @gehennam_reborn Long story - it's from an old PPR
Deezyssb: Oops all bad tribes
northernmercury: Zubera tribal or bust
couchboyj: GT-CEDH
hd_dabnado: citizen!
Bionull: I feel like just doing straight cEDH here would also be fun.
matthaus_c: Griffins
BrowneePoints: Citizen
lackingsanity: skeletons
citizen_pain: Coward
Ukon_Cairns: aurochs lets go
Smoke108: Thallids
MegaDosX: Ooze tribal is real these days
cheshire_creeper: GOATS?
A_Dub888: ouphe?
SnowbirdMike: hahahahahaha
RaklarLS: Juggernaut?
yargle: BEEBLES!
wtrob: Horses
Mr_Bitterness: Thallid
MegaDosX: Wall tribal has Arcades
HadesLeprechaun: elk!
neisan2112: Walls is REAL
TheNerdWonder: homarid!
cmdrud87: so... bears, myr, merfolk, hounds?
thraximore:
GRIFFINS 
drthvd3r: Elk!
Desruprot: Narrow tribes ah
Deezyssb: HORSE TRIBAL?
TheRatKings: Advisors is strong!
Sogheim: Griffins?! awesome!
MegaDosX: MOONFOLK
citizen_pain: Sand tribal when
cheshire_creeper: OH THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR
stevefromdetroit: crocodiles?
MegaDosX: Of course
SK__Ren: Moonfolk rule
SevereTrollingAddiction: moonfolk for the kamigawa boi
BrowneePoints: speaking of moonfolk RIP Tamiyo
neisan2112: MOONFOLK FUUUUCK YEAH
TheWriterAleph: no tribal support tribal?
thraximore:
I WONDER who brought moonfolk 
wtrob: Patron of the Moon???
jacqui_lantern234: SNAKES?!?!?!!?
gehennam_reborn: @temporallyawry Which one? I need to go back and find it
Ryuzicohn28: sponges?
cmdrud87: Moonfolk are actually awesome tho
matthaus_c: Merfolk is good? someone tell Prof
MurphEP: Murphfolk?
SnowbirdMike: moonfolk yeeessssss
AttackCowboy: I would have taken merfolk just as a merfolk burn
tehfewl: Wheeler playing Moonfolk, of course
SevereTrollingAddiction: shaman is good
MegaDosX: Oh boy
Morrigan9: myr
SevereTrollingAddiction: ban that
SK__Ren: Pick up a land, spend 3 and counter a spell? Yes please
NarishmaReborn: shamans can be great
GreatWahooney: I dunno, there's some dope shamans
Sogheim: was Minotaur too good?
TheThirdTail: Okay, but shaman tribal is kind of really powerful
code1300: Griffins are good
paronomasiac042: sha-sha-shaman
flatluigi: no atogs?
Bvorhies: What does cedh mean ? Can someone say what it means
Fruan: Shaman's have actual support! That has to be cheating!
MegaDosX: Shamans is probably the best tribe at the table
Ukon_Cairns:
shamans is a modern deck 
DudelidouX: shaman can be really good...
neisan2112: Actually Shamans sounds like it could be good
ulifernando01: Dinossaur tribal?
Diabore: ah, so its shaman clowning on 3 bad tribes, got it
powerflapjack: wheeler: "Merfolk are bad" (somewhere Prof activates)
laundreydhull: Shaman already op
Bionull: Think I guess most of these decks
Desruprot: Shaman is pretty good
frogomb: Shaman is good though
MegaDosX: !card harmonic prodigy
LRRbot: Harmonic Prodigy [1R] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | Prowess / If an ability of a Shaman or another Wizard you control triggers, that ability triggers an additional time.
TheRatKings: Advisors Tribal is just 48 persistent petitioners
northernmercury: Heard it here first folk CaG member wheeler bans merfolk form edh
cmdrud87: the website itself normally sets the threshold at 600
powerflapjack: @TheRatKings No archimandrite
Fruan: Shaman tribal is a whole theme in Morningtide!
Austere_Squire: Zask and Grist
djalternative: I called Moonfolk!
Mr_Bitterness: @Bvorhies Competitive EDH. High power commander.
MegaDosX: Shamans is real in Historic, but in EDH there may just not be enough of support for it for a full 100 card deck
airylan: I was putting together a Thrull deck a while ago. Thrulls are ... not represented on edhrec
matthaus_c: Canlander All Star Grist
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couchboyj:
I think there is a Gryphon lord in Mirage, so it has tribal support
Bvorhies: Thank you for letting me know.
circusofkirkus: LMAO
Rustpile: So wait, are y'all actually gonna be playing cEDH?
laikagoat:
NerdSoda:
Moonfolk was my first ever Commander deck
Austere_Squire: do any of these, like.... do tribal things?
Nukified: griffins are great, you monster
gehennam_reborn: I still think Goat tribal needs love
laundreydhull: !card trinisphere
LRRbot: Trinisphere [3] | Artifact | As long as Trinisphere is untapped, each spell that would cost less than three mana to cast costs three mana to cast.
powerflapjack: there's a griffin in DMU
cmdrud87: yes, dragons are really resistant to trinisphere
kynelwynn: Sphinx is -good-? I figure they cost too much to be able to be tribal
Deezyssb: I need horse tribal
MegaDosX: You'd have to play Oko in Elk Tribal, surely
paronomasiac042: !card wetland sandbar
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
CururuGuasu:
I’d say Frogs, but Grolnok too good 
ElektroTal: !card griffin aerie
LRRbot: Griffin Aerie [1W] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, if you gained 3 or more life this turn, create a 2/2 white Griffin creature token with flying.
raisins4life: Sphinx tribal is actually pretty messed up because Unesh is so good
thraximore: !card zeriam
the_spider_bucket: Boars too strong
niccus: if only there's a grey ogre commander that you can jeweled lotus out
frogomb: 5 color nephilim!
toastcat__: hype asf
northernmercury: The fact Griffins fly is going to such and edge
matthaus_c: no Advisor ThOracles at the table?
gibbousm: what are the decks?
DudelidouX: I will say just looking at the number of deck means nothing got to look at a few decks.
SevereTrollingAddiction: LuL
Jadaris: maybe wait until we see their turn 2's
thraximore: mtg bot is struggling, huh
A_Dub888:
yargle: I wanted Frog tribal :'(
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Austere_Squire: serge kept like jeweled lotus, dual land, sol ring
Juliamon: thraximore It has a cooldown
cmdrud87: edh for people who don't understand that it's supposed to be a casual format
Fruan: It's commander where people aren't allowed to get mad at you when you try to win.
Juliamon: !decks
ulifernando01: Petitioner tribal maybe?
Juliamon: and for earlier, it's Sambar, not Sand Bar
thraximore: !card zeriam
LRRbot: Zeriam, Golden Wind [3W] | Legendary Creature — Griffin [3/4] | Flying / Whenever a Griffin you control deals combat damage to a player, create a 2/2 white Griffin creature token with flying.
MegaDosX: Shots fired
matthaus_c: they would be SO happy
thraximore: this seems almost good for griffin tribal
laundreydhull: Sure.
ElektroTal: oh graham
SevereTrollingAddiction:
archimandrite
laundreydhull: Nonono, that tracks.
The_Knight_Owl: 100% agree
Mr_Bitterness: I mean... I agree
KodeMage: no, we can't afford to buy power... highlander is a rich man's format
Badchop: CDH is the weirdest effing thing. Commander is literally a format created by bored judges.
bwk789: Dandan night soon?
ElektroTal: that's a can of scaled wurms you didn't want to open
kynelwynn: They love the repeat legend, neh?
laundreydhull:
Let 
finish 
maybe
neisan2112: The difference being multiplayer is pretty big honestly
northernmercury: How much did wheeler pay Graham to say that
flatluigi: can you share dna on twitch?
Deezyssb: Catan
Badchop: It OUGHT to be the most casual, accessible, friendly game possible.
matthaus_c: @KodeMage highlander is a format for people who can buy printer paper
Earthenone: people putting thousands on catan games
Rustpile: OMG, just looked at G's deck list, I wanna build that now
volraths_bane: Thats what I say whenever I run into a goodstuff HBrawl deck
Deezyssb: Fucking CATAN players are crasy for playing that
BrowneePoints: I mean it's the only format in magic I actively hate but I love y'all so I'm still here
Juliamon: !patreon
GreatWahooney: Me'm?
flatluigi: usm?
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jacqui_lantern234: whomst'd've
Juliamon: !ck
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Austere_Squire: i can't get over griffon tribal
Deezyssb: Risk is huge now too competitively
laundreydhull: U'Mmm
Badchop: Newly unionized Card Kingdom!
IzlanntheLion: Wheeler you hold too much power towards them
Sogheim: @Deezyssb Catan is rough on friendships. I just wanna trade these sheep.
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NewtyNewts: I thought the C stood for Cooperative
Mr_Bitterness: I've still got a Zubiri!
northernmercury: Really lacking on my moon folk staples tbh
Dog_of_Myth: Wait, there's a decklist?
laundreydhull: What griffin legend even is there?
Dog_of_Myth: Also, just got here
zuchen_120: I haven't been here for a FNPF in forever
Juliamon: !decks
NarishmaReborn: at one point i had a griffin edh deck, many years ago, based around the legend from mirage block. it was bad
northernmercury: Jump-start one
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Deezyssb: @sogheim i have played 2 games of catan ever and it was awesome to try and crush my friends dreams
matthaus_c: Magic: The Gathering
TheAwkes: So we've got busted-ass mana bases in one way, and busted-ass creatures in the other.
hd_dabnado: Magic: The Gathering
Badchop:
Ben, you probably haven't curbed any opinions. 
A_Dub888: Bold yet true
RayFK: Wheeler I need to send you a C&D
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
WhirlwindAbyss: brave words
Austere_Squire: i think a game where you run moonfolk tribal with jeweled lotus is god's perfect game
Juliamon: Wow look at all these chatters hopping on Wheeler's bit
LRRbot: Patron of the Moon [5UU] | Legendary Creature — Spirit [5/4] | Moonfolk offering / Flying / {1}: Put up to two land cards from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
Rogue_07: Oh OK
neisan2112: HELL YEAH! I've played this deck
laundreydhull: Kay.
Rogue_07: I was going to ask if the title was serious, but I get the message
jacqui_lantern234:
unless youre in the bath, then its Magic: the Lathering
GreatWahooney:
Sachi!
MegaDosX: Oh Wheeler's playing the Kamigawa tribe? I'm shocked
niccus: moonfolk emergence, like tamiyo!
Mr_Bitterness: @laundreydhull Zuberi, Golden Feather!
neisan2112: It's so weird, and surprisingly good
Badchop: If you're applying butter it's Magic: the Slathering
NerdSoda: Oh Wheeler... My heart is so full. <333
MegaDosX: Hm. I wonder why. I wonder why Emerge has come back up. Hmm.
Deezyssb: Better emerge?
powerflapjack: oh boy, Archimandrite let's goooooooo
TemporallyAwry: A card with 5 lines of rules clarification? Wow, that's fun.
GreatWahooney: Sachi was one of my very first Magic cards, as I learned with the Snakes Path precon from CHK
WhirlwindAbyss: isnt there a banned moonfolk? one of the flip cards i think
NarishmaReborn: wait what bloom?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: of course
matthaus_c: @WhirlwindAbyss yeah, Erayo
NerdSoda: Erayo, @WhirlwindAbyss
Bionull: When I made Patron it either did nothing or played Amulet of Vigor and instantly won.
Coogrr: I thought Graham would be the one on griffins for sure for some reason
LRRbot: The Archimandrite [2URW] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [0/5] | At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain X life, where X is the number of cards in your hand minus 4. / Whenever you gain life, each Advisor, Artificer, and Monk you control gains vigilance and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the amount of life you gained. / Tap three untapped Advisors, Artificers, and/or Monks you control: Draw a card.
accountmadeforants: Moonfolk: Beloved by the Patron of the Moooooon
MegaDosX: !card erayo, soratami ascendant
LRRbot: Erayo, Soratami Ascendant [1U] (flip: Erayo's Essence) | Legendary Creature — Moonfolk Monk [1/1] | Flying / Whenever the fourth spell of a turn is cast, flip Erayo, Soratami Ascendant.
neisan2112: Its wild seeing a deck I've legit played on this
cheshire_creeper: ah...a modern classic!
Deezyssb: Thoracle starts with m and ends with folk. Close enough
ulifernando01: yoooooo Advisor tribal!
KodeMage:
2 thoracles is fewer than the average cEDH table ben
Simonark: Archimandrite is my favorite commander from last year, murdering everyone with the things all Commander players are told not to do. Nonsense crimes forever
gibbousm: Ivory Tower OP
Rogue_07: OK, as Jacob has said, Wheeler has an interesting relationship with sincerity. Is he really playing a cutthroat cEDH deck?
powerflapjack: @Simonark i love using swords to plowshares as an overrun
gibbousm: I still don't understand why they're called "Farm"
Simonark: Illusions of Grandeur is just a felony in that deck.
A_Dub888: !findquote farm
LRRbot: Quote #5351: "I don't think I need to farm pandas." —Serge [2018-10-02]
DoughyDemon: farm deck? milk tokens
Dog_of_Myth:
dabudder: as the premiere farm deck pilot in the format
HalftrackHero: he forgor 💀
niccus: oh so it's the prozd cow deck
gibbousm: Farm//Market
flatluigi: i think the midpoint between farm and seinfeld is the horse joke
gibbousm: !card Farm
LRRbot: Found 24 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
jacqui_lantern234: @cheshire_creeper a deck about nothing
gibbousm: !card farm market
LRRbot: Farm // Market | Farm [2W] | Instant | Destroy target attacking or blocking creature. // Market [2U] | Sorcery | Aftermath / Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
midnightcurryjazz: Oh its tempo
RedEmpress_: It's something to do with bruse tarl right?
laundreydhull: Might as well do the stand-up Seinfeld soundbytes, chat
LRRbot: Sachi, Daughter of Seshiro [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Snake Shaman [1/3] | Other Snake creatures you control get +0/+1. / Shamans you control have "{T}: Add {G}{G}."
thraximore:
Bionull: Ah yes, underworld breach. The perfect card for not knowing your combo.
neisan2112: Oh heeeel yeah
MegaDosX: Shaman Storm what
Sogheim: druids were too good
bwk789: Normally tymna kraum (blue farm)
rzrdrgn: Lets go, shaman king
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A_Dub888: Les go!
jacqui_lantern234: SHAMAN STORM?!?!?! BE STILL MY HEART
dabudder: ben, is aave in that deck?
Desruprot: non-red Shamans okay that is less crazy than Red Shamans
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Dog_of_Myth: Hoof, there it is
Earthenone: many elves are shamans after all
A_Dub888: Shambal(la
LRRbot: Zeriam, Golden Wind [3W] | Legendary Creature — Griffin [3/4] | Flying / Whenever a Griffin you control deals combat damage to a player, create a 2/2 white Griffin creature token with flying.
thraximore: aha, he IS playing zeriam!
LoadingReadyRun: Shnake Shaman Shorm
SolarBlitz1: Shaa-maan Baaaall!
kynelwynn: M. Night Shamaylan
laundreydhull: Shaymin bulk
Diabore: get a taste of these shaman balls- i mean what
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MegaDosX: I thought Ben was playing Griffins, but ah well
thraximore: I'm looking forward to seeing what cards he's playing
GreatWahooney: Is this a jojo reference?
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
YeetTheRich_:
Three mono-colored decks let’s goo 
flatluigi: serge, personally, being piloted by this deck
MegaDosX: lmaooooo
MurphEP:
maniac_fish: yaaaaaasssss
KodeMage: Moat?
matthaus_c: the nicest man to ever strip lock you
jacqui_lantern234: SERGE YES
JarofGoats: checks out lol
thraximore: YESSSS
HalftrackHero: Yipeee
neisan2112: Yup, that's what I thought
TwitchTVsFrank: Nice
grgriffin3: Oh boy!
thraximore: let's GO
laundreydhull: O gawsh
A_Dub888: Ah we've found the archenemy this game
accountmadeforants:
Austere_Squire: oh serge is doing crimes
Diabore: stack stack stacks everybody
wtrob: Serge? On a stax deck? I'm shocked
Nukified: that's about right for griffins
DarknessKingCoH: Ah 1 game tonight
dabudder: its like camel up supercup
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Zeriam is my fav mono white stax deck
dabudder: griffinstax
DeM0nFiRe:
code1300: Yah no copy Olivia
Desruprot: so were putting Griffins on top of each other
thraximore:
Znazl: monkaS
ulifernando01: never thought Serge would run STAX of all decks
SK__Ren: Ghostly Prison?
matthaus_c: yesssss
kynelwynn: That's my great-uncle on my mother's side, Griffin Stacks
LastCenturion: rule of law?
wtrob: Griffin Orb tribal?
swatb0t: miserable, I can't wait!
thraximore: stop, I can only feel so much schadenfreude
KeytarCat: I just learned about this archetype!
niccus: just. a lot of orbs to behold
matthaus_c: a man after my own heart
thraximore: HAHAHA
MegaDosX: lmaooooooooooo
maniac_fish: god i love stax
cmdrud87: null rod?
accountmadeforants:
YeetTheRich_:
silv3r_54: smothering tithe?
Austere_Squire: why not just zeriam
MurphEP: Peter Griffin
jacqui_lantern234: serge's deck sounds MISERABLE!!!! I LOVE IT
Badchop: Serge playing the kind of deck that gets you roughed up outside your LGS, I see
Earthenone: peter griffin?
neisan2112: Man this is such a Serge deck too
bwk789: McElroy
Rustpile: !decks
Gaytanic_Panic: Meg Griffin
Bionull: Ben probably doesn't care about the winter orb or armagedden
GhostofJeffGoldblum: you're a fan of griffins? name all their albums.
matthaus_c: @Earthenone holy crap lois
TheDailyMapleSyrup: meg petter 7 lois
MegaDosX: We'll find out!
silv3r_54: Clap
RoastedGravy: I can name every Griffin.
RaklarLS: well, Grift and Taxes
LRRbot: Mana Vault [1] | Artifact | Mana Vault doesn't untap during your untap step. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {4}. If you do, untap Mana Vault. / At the beginning of your draw step, if Mana Vault is tapped, it deals 1 damage to you. / {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}.
niccus: not guru island? this is casual
LoadingReadyRun: Griffin Stacks? So Griffin Up Super Cup?
jacqui_lantern234:
Serge over here on Griff 'n' Taxes
ulifernando01: Wheeler is at 39 çife
NewtyNewts: glhfw
drthvd3r: Wheeler's already at 39, that's how fast this game is.
RoastedGravy: Peter, Lois, Stewie, Brian, Chris, and Meg.
couchboyj: Not if Serge has anything to say about it
thraximore:
@jacqui_lantern234
YeetTheRich_: taps for beta mana
DeM0nFiRe:
@LoadingReadyRun
IntegralHamster: Wheeler is handicapped
RoastedGravy: That's all the Griffins.
MegaDosX: Oh hey Rhystic Buddy
LRRbot: Esper Sentinel [W] | Artifact Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | Whenever an opponent casts their first noncreature spell each turn, draw a card unless that player pays {X}, where X is Esper Sentinel's power.
raulghoulia: it starts
matthaus_c: @niccus we don't rep terf art here
tehfewl: thats not an advisor
GreatWahooney: honorable advisor
neisan2112: Love it
powerflapjack: wheeler assumed he would fetch
squ3e: !card The Archimandrite
LRRbot: The Archimandrite [2URW] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [0/5] | At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain X life, where X is the number of cards in your hand minus 4. / Whenever you gain life, each Advisor, Artificer, and Monk you control gains vigilance and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the amount of life you gained. / Tap three untapped Advisors, Artificers, and/or Monks you control: Draw a card.
GreatWahooney: *honorary
LRRbot: Castle Garenbrig | Land | Castle Garenbrig enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Forest. / {T}: Add {G}. / {2}{G}{G}, {T}: Add six {G}. Spend this mana only to cast creature spells or activate abilities of creatures.
MegaDosX: Tribal doesn't mean they have to /all/ be of that tribe
jacqui_lantern234:
@GreatWahooney they advise you to stay away from the point end of their sword
MegaDosX: Oh no.
GreatWahooney: @GreatWahooney that is excellent advice
JarofGoats: uhoh
LRRbot: Strip Mine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
Earthenone: how do you get a beta island inplay without fetching for it
A_Dub888: oh heck
grgriffin3: Extremely friendly start
Diabore: sentinel trigger
paronomasiac042: trigger
silv3r_54: yes
RoastedGravy:
So you're THAT kind of player, Serge. 
Earthenone: serge, remember taxxes
thraximore: YES
LRRbot: Trinisphere [3] | Artifact | As long as Trinisphere is untapped, each spell that would cost less than three mana to cast costs three mana to cast.
neisan2112: OOOF
MegaDosX: T1 Trinisphere, gross
MrBibz: t1 trinisphere lets go
laikagoat:
trigger 
matthaus_c: let's GOOO
jacqui_lantern234: GO SERGE GO
YeetTheRich_: go off king
Robot_Bones: G missing triggers
grgriffin3: I'm sure this is all fine.
silv3r_54: Clap
maniac_fish: Now that's what I call magic
Diabore: lets slow down
shamblingkrenshar: Serge out here playing Fun Police
RoastedGravy: Ooo, Chinese Trinisphere.
Ukon_Cairns: if a spell costs less then 3, it doesnt.
gibbousm: Delve is the only thing that gets around it
Badchop: GAVIN.
Gaytanic_Panic: Everyone needs to chill out on turn 1
LRRbot: Replication Specialist [4U] | Creature — Moonfolk Artificer [3/4] | Flying / Whenever a nontoken artifact enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay {1}{U}. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that artifact.
shamblingkrenshar: I don't think Trinispheres stack
cheshire_creeper: Wow. That's playable? Okay
Badchop: I protest the existence of Trinisphere and every card in that sphere
MegaDosX: Oh sick limited beater
Badchop: (get it?)
MrBibz: limited all star replication specialist
Earthenone: its a creature
frozenphoenix7: @gibbousm Convoke and Improvise as well
MegaDosX: Reading the card, etc etc
niccus: some part of me wonders about the alternate path where all artifacts have the active-when-untapped clause
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accountmadeforants:
A_Dub888: Reading cards? In MY mtg???
raisins4life: o7
silv3r_54: esper advisor
RoastedGravy: Serious Magic™
hd_dabnado: #NotSponsored
LRRbot: Command Tower | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
Sogheim: it's ok, Graham learned what the card did and never read it again, like every other player
spawnofhastur: CEDH Patron of the Moon? Be still my heart.
LRRbot: Ancient Tomb | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}. Ancient Tomb deals 2 damage to you.
DudelidouX: Always attack stacks while you can
raisins4life: um akschually it's from the list
matthaus_c:
that's The List, not Tempest 
neisan2112: !decks
MegaDosX:
Chat pushing their glasses up their nose about that Ancient Tomb
MrBibz: ancient twomb wastes
thanzo: twomb
LRRbot: Jeweled Lotus [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Jeweled Lotus: Add three mana of any one color. Spend this mana only to cast your commander.
MegaDosX: Costs three
silv3r_54: wait its 3
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
matthaus_c: LMAO
silv3r_54:
SciFiAIguy: I missed the intro, have things like spite plays been discussed?
thraximore:
Fanklok: Ancient To(waste)mb
DeM0nFiRe:
powerflapjack: oof
MrBibz: owned online
MurphEP: bruh
thanzo:
laundreydhull: Oofs.
LRRbot: Trinisphere [3] | Artifact | As long as Trinisphere is untapped, each spell that would cost less than three mana to cast costs three mana to cast.
MegaDosX: Serge is the Problem on turn 1
Nukified: that's so rude, I love it
tehfewl: Rewind
couchboyj:
YeetTheRich_:
Fruan: Trisphere is a heck
Gaytanic_Panic: Oofity Doofity
TemporallyAwry:
Symmetrical Effects Are Fair 
RoastedGravy: Trinisphere, a perfectly fair card
UxCryptic: Good ole three ball
Diabore: a sentinel down before a trinisphere is rude
MegaDosX: Oh god Serge
juliebean78: Ben’s and serge’s cam colours being reversed to their decks is gonna be distracting 🥴
brunomant_: Jeweled lotus finally balanced
laundreydhull: Ha...
raisins4life: I can tell wheeler made this deck from the foreign cards and john avon plains
RoastedGravy: Do tell, Serge
Fanklok: Obviously we simply kill Serge and move on with our game
Pywodwagon: stripping a tomb seems decent
spawnofhastur: if it were me i would simply kill the serge
LRRbot: Inventors' Fair | Legendary Land | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Inventors' Fair: Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
KodeMage: so, trinisphere keeps the untapped clause, interesting
Diabore: @spawnofhastur seems to be grahams plan
couchboyj: I think with Esper Sentinel in play that trinisphere might be in G's favor for the time being
KeytarCat: @Pywodwagon Stripping IN a tomb seems indecent
Earthenone: 3 mana ponder that draws G a card?
matthaus_c: born to die / trinisphere is a fuck / I am trash orb / 410,575,864,530 dead spells
YeetTheRich_: Serge is enjoying this way too much, i'm scared
MadMalice22: I missed the start, what tribes are we playing tonight
accountmadeforants:
@matthaus_c
LRRbot: Tundra | Land — Plains Island |
tehfewl: totally forgot about Neo Kamigawa having Moonfolk...
CururuGuasu: The Ever Living!
MrBibz: serge is the one who returned to magic playing 4-ofs of power and stax, of course hes having fun
Welbog: Booo
GreatWahooney: what am I going to do with all this tundra?!
powerflapjack: the lesser known emperor palpatine line: UUUUUUNLIMITED TUNDRA
asthanius: Let’s rock
JarofGoats: @MadMalice22 Moonfolk, advisors, shamans, and griffins, all CEDH
MegaDosX: Jacob Hauken!
LRRbot: Jacob Hauken, Inspector [1U] (back: Hauken's Insight) | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [0/2] | {T}: Draw a card, then exile a card from your hand face down. You may look at that card for as long as it remains exiled. You may pay {4}{U}{U}. If you do, transform Jacob Hauken, Inspector.
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silv3r_54: jacob, on the card reader
flatluigi: a jacob inspector
DrLigmaPhD: Learned the other day that moonfolk are canonically rabbit-people. I find this extremely cute.
paronomasiac042: haw can inspector?
MrQBear: shaka, as the walls fell
Rogue_07: Jacob, his card read
bwk789: I play cedh stax, honestly it’s fun being the bad guy with naya zoo with living plane plus sharpshooter
matthaus_c: hawken the table come back from this
powerflapjack: This dude rules as a commander
MadMalice22: @jarofgoats Thank you! Seems goofy!
tehfewl: Good of Jacob to show up
couchboyj: Doot doo doo doo Inspector Jacob
frozenphoenix7: Well, "free" as in "Three" with Threeball around
flatluigi: oh yeah it still casts 3
Fruan: Player removal is trinisphere remmoval
LRRbot: Sachi, Daughter of Seshiro [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Snake Shaman [1/3] | Other Snake creatures you control get +0/+1. / Shamans you control have "{T}: Add {G}{G}."
laundreydhull: Griffins, where art fowls?
MrBibz: Hear all about Sachi Daughter of Seshiro on the hit new podast Shivam and Wheeler love Magic
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MegaDosX: Imagine if it made everything cost three
ClaytonClayDavis:
A murder most fowl....
MegaDosX: That would be even more busted
LRRbot: Whisperer of the Wilds [1G] | Creature — Human Shaman [0/2] | {T}: Add {G}. / Ferocious — {T}: Add {G}{G}. Activate only if you control a creature with power 4 or greater.
LRRbot: Cavern of Souls | Land | As Cavern of Souls enters the battlefield, choose a creature type. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell of the chosen type, and that spell can't be countered.
LRRbot: Suppression Field [1W] | Enchantment | Activated abilities cost {2} more to activate unless they're mana abilities.
laikagoat:
Earthenone: 2 mana tax on activated abilitiesd
ClaytonClayDavis:
is this... tribal cEDH? 
Sogheim: I'm surprised I didn't see any changelings
frozenphoenix7: 2 mana tax on Jakob
MegaDosX: Does make Strip Mine cost a lot more to break a thing
RayFK: You're objectively not Serge
Gaytanic_Panic: Serge said, Lying
grgriffin3: Serge is such a good friend!
RayFK: You are objectively making enemies
shamblingkrenshar: Suppression Field seems like a way to tell the infinite combo to implode
MegaDosX: Yep
MegaDosX: AWw
MegaDosX:
That would have been funny
spawnofhastur: "Cheap"
silv3r_54: thats a good rate
patrick_stonecrusher: Supression field hecks planeswalkers pretty good
LRRbot: Intuition [2U] | Instant | Search your library for three cards and reveal them. Target opponent chooses one. Put that card into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. Then shuffle.
RoastedGravy: Serge "Good Friend" Yager
ClaytonClayDavis:
well, thats just good deckbuilding
KodeMage: cEDH is regular commander ben
BrowneePoints: Gifts lets you search your combo
matthaus_c: Ben asks Sheldon that every morning
grgriffin3: You know. Reasons.
gibbousm: its a very valid question Ben
Earthenone: because no one can afford intuition
MrBibz: CAG member wheeler looking at the camera
mike_he_him: Ben with the real question
laundreydhull: -u don't wanna know.
Fanklok: Unban Gifts obvs
Mr_Bitterness: Intuition is definitely not banned; I run it in Kess
ClaytonClayDavis: cause Intuition is a fun mini-game for all involved, right?.... right!??
tehfewl: each player
MegaDosX: !card esper sentinel
LRRbot: Esper Sentinel [W] | Artifact Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | Whenever an opponent casts their first noncreature spell each turn, draw a card unless that player pays {X}, where X is Esper Sentinel's power.
klace26: unban gifts!
as_ever_ellesandra: its per player per turn
spawnofhastur: I generally think that the CAG exists to sit there with a squirt gun and spray Sheldon whenever he forgets that his playgroup is not every playgroup.
MegaDosX: Yeah, Esper Sentinel is great in multiplayer
ClaytonClayDavis:
per 1 payed, its alliteration 
jacqui_lantern234:
@klace26 i doubt thats the takeaway
bwk789: Omniscience pile?
frozenphoenix7: Oracle text is just full reveal iirc
MrBibz: you totally can
Earthenone: also, you can lie
gibbousm: !card intuition
LRRbot: Intuition [2U] | Instant | Search your library for three cards and reveal them. Target opponent chooses one. Put that card into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. Then shuffle.
MegaDosX: Yeah it's just reveal
flatluigi: i mean, you *can* lie about public information, it's just obvious you're lying
gibbousm: there are no correct choices
Robot_Bones: Well you can lie but its not very effective
LRRbot: Rebuild [2U] | Instant | Return all artifacts to their owners' hands. / Cycling {2}
LRRbot: High Tide [U] | Instant | Until end of turn, whenever a player taps an Island for mana, that player adds an additional {U}.
DarknessKingCoH: I wonder if it isn't banned because it's on the Reserved List
LRRbot: Dramatic Reversal [1U] | Instant | Untap all nonland permanents you control.
MegaDosX: HOLY CRAP
Nukified:
ClaytonClayDavis: SPOOKY
cmdrud87: jeez
MadMalice22: Yeah wheeler let’s gooooooo
HadesLeprechaun: why would you run dramatic reversal -without- isochron scepter
Fruan: High tide seems less good under a trinisphere
SevereTrollingAddiction:
because its name is neat 
as_ever_ellesandra: notably - Isoscepter + Dramatic Reversal rn is *so much* to try and do right now
ClaytonClayDavis: there's some value to be had
gibbousm: there are no good choices, only less bad ones
drthvd3r: See, I shouldn't be watching this trying to build a somewhat combo themed casual EDH deck.
raisins4life: it's good in azami wizards without scepter
silv3r_54: !card isochron scepter
LRRbot: Isochron Scepter [2] | Artifact | Imprint — When Isochron Scepter enters the battlefield, you may exile an instant card with mana value 2 or less from your hand. / {2}, {T}: You may copy the exiled card. If you do, you may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.
harju: Dramatic Reversal is a cool ritual
Badchop: WE. WANT. THE SMOKE.
cmdrud87: I've seen it before in Wizards. Turns out copying reversal 3-4 times is still pretty good
as_ever_ellesandra: trinisphere and free casting spells is uh, a not como
as_ever_ellesandra: as they say
DrLigmaPhD: Iso + Narset's Reversal + any spell in your hand
MegaDosX:
Turns out T1 Trinisphere makes everyone hate you
spawnofhastur: There's a silly and bad Iso line you can run in Elesh Norn, Mother of Machines
Coogrr: I have it in my terrible U/r mana dorks deck without sceptre lol
thraximore:
weird 
Earthenone:
also to force 3 people to play under the sphere 
jacqui_lantern234:
@MegaDosX i dont see the problem
A_Dub888:
LRRbot: City of Brass | Land | Whenever City of Brass becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
SevereTrollingAddiction: !card city of ass
LRRbot: City of Ass | Land | City of Ass enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.
silv3r_54: Clap
SevereTrollingAddiction:
1 1/2 mana 
cmdrud87: wel, sort of actual card
ClaytonClayDavis: "I'll stir your wildwood!!"
LRRbot: Fellwar Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.
a_Weakling: Happy St Patty's Day yall
jacqui_lantern234: the dark? more like THE DANK
RayFK: Trying to be sneaky but I'm a big brass series of buildings and the clap of my colossal ass cheeks keeps drawing attention
niccus: that reminds me: how degenerate can an Un-cluded cEDH deck be?
A_Dub888: cRELEDH
MadMalice22: Genuine question for the boys: Do LRR ever run Proxies for things like fnpf commander nights?
Diabore: not serge?
flatluigi: go to 17?
ALEISmALPTO: interesting
wierdo_of_OZ: cedh babey!
spawnofhastur: ___ Goblin is a stock part of some CEDH decks now
couchboyj: CEDH-laxed
LoadingReadyRun: casual cEDH= ccEDH
Alas_Babylon: @MadMalice22 The North 100 boys have run "totally real" Moxen before
RayFK: No
ALEISmALPTO: i won't be watching long unfortunately, it's late here
RayFK: I won't
citizen_pain: @spawnofhastur for Mind Goblin?
accountmadeforants: Eh
RayFK: Don't do free labor for Wheeler
spawnofhastur: @citizen_pain indeed
SevereTrollingAddiction:
ok
jacqui_lantern234: @RayFK wow RUDE >:(
silv3r_54:
Gaytanic_Panic: @niccus Depends on how you can abuse Denimwalk
hatboozeparty: Ohhh i like the second one
Juliamon: Do it to spite Jordan
Iam_Dead:
No
HalftrackHero: no deal
kamilucky: with or without the sunglasses
ClaytonClayDavis: Farm decks are cEDH decks that are absolutely fair... because they're doing an honest day's work
Pywodwagon: this just brings up a bunch of Joey Wheeler things
A_Dub888: @Juliamon tempting
wierdo_of_OZ: I have never seen any of these commanders played in cedh
thanzo: hey did you see this cool gitrog and thalia card?
AttackCowboy: There ya go wheeler
HalftrackHero: glasses off for wink >:(
MrQBear: Ooh, Spite? I do like spike.
Earthenone: you are in brittish columbia
jacqui_lantern234: do it cause you love me more than jordan
accountmadeforants: Cowboys looking after one another, I see
spawnofhastur: @AttackCowboy being on brand
RoastedGravy:
Man, these draft decks are wild. Is this Cube?
Defrost: @Juliamon, Spite Jordan? no one would ever do that...
JarofGoats: Ahh, and 'blue' farm is when it was moved over to Tymna and Kraum it seems
AttackCowboy: I just know the search syntax on twitter
LRRbot: Bloodline Shaman [1G] | Creature — Elf Wizard Shaman [1/1] | {T}: Choose a creature type. Reveal the top card of your library. If that card is a creature card of the chosen type, put it into your hand. Otherwise, put it into your graveyard.
frozenphoenix7: Costs 3.
as_ever_ellesandra: now all that matters is whether or not your commander(s) could run a farm
spawnofhastur: And then there's Mad Farm and Sad Farm
circusofkirkus: you gonna pay for trinisphere on that
MurphEP: Double duty
zuchen_120: I learned on Daniel Tiger that "You can be more than one thing"
circusofkirkus: oooh
thanzo: elf has 2 jobs
as_ever_ellesandra: and the archimandrite would definitely run a farm
the_spider_bucket: Its multiclassing
frozenphoenix7: Look, that's on me. I didn't play Kamigawa.
lion_byte: serge
emboar2235: first day of spring break and i get to catch a lrr cedh stream. what a great start!
shamblingkrenshar: A pox upon the auto-tapper
silv3r_54: "are you sure?"
MegaDosX: I wouldn't go that far Serge
ClaytonClayDavis: I just understand, that Green players can do whatever they want...
Diabore: trinisphere hurts?
spawnofhastur: There's a CEDH deck called Zero Game Actions which is exactly Serge's kind of nonsense.
LRRbot: Mishra's Workshop | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells.
jacqui_lantern234: wait why does Trinnisphere hurt you?
niccus: trinisphere hurts all of us, serge
PadawanTK16: !card trinisphere
LRRbot: Trinisphere [3] | Artifact | As long as Trinisphere is untapped, each spell that would cost less than three mana to cast costs three mana to cast.
drthvd3r: You're about to.
SolarBlitz1: Don't worry Serge, you will soon
HalftrackHero: I assume he meant vault
MadMalice22: Loving the ‘casual cEDH’ vibe on this fnpf
code1300: Mana crypt hurts u
LoadingReadyRun: Translator's note: trinisphere = Mana vault
RoastedGravy: Snerge strikes again
grgriffin3: Ben: "Say no more fam"
neisan2112: Not closeted at all
Earthenone: Serge has been out for years
MrBibz: he loves it
matthaus_c: Flamboyant Prison Player
Znazl:
MrBibz: man's a real freak
DrLigmaPhD: Serge leads prison pride
jacqui_lantern234: BEEP BEEP
hd_dabnado: graham's reaction XD
flatluigi: please don't kill graham i like him
Garfman314: why is trinisphere hurting?
ClaytonClayDavis:
if you play lands you're a prison player
Pywodwagon: Lands Combo?
Camail: flamboyantly prison
AttackCowboy: Serge has a lot of children
grgriffin3: Serge is out and proud as a prison player
TemporallyAwry: Now that I think about it, Serge actually has a lot of Rakdos energy.
Rootpotato: serge "the nicest person to ever strip lock me out" yager
shamblingkrenshar: "But if you cast this" said the opponent, "neither of us can cast spells." "Lol" said the Prison player. "Lmao."
LRRbot: Griffin Sentinel [2W] | Creature — Griffin [1/3] | Flying / Vigilance
LastCenturion: I believe there's a story of how wheeler met serge involving a strip lock
cheshire_creeper: YAY
jacqui_lantern234: Serge has been rather vocal about his love of Prison decks
MegaDosX: The griffins have arrived!
Alas_Babylon: 3 mana 1/3s!
MrBibz: literally half of a serra angel! dont fact check me
niccus: almost as good as a h-
LRRbot: Rebuild [2U] | Instant | Return all artifacts to their owners' hands. / Cycling {2}
MegaDosX:
eshplode: Time to die to a 1/3 flyer!
MegaDosX: And the flyer's an artifact too I think
MegaDosX: Or is it enchantment?
Earthenone: he cant afford to force the sphere
bwk789: Serge, the guy to stifle then idiot bird you on canlander night
tehfewl: creature is artifact
Diabore: and returning felwar?
Diabore: there we go
tehfewl: or am i wrong
tehfewl: i have been wrong before
MegaDosX: Yeah it's not an artifact, just hcecked
MegaDosX: checked*
MegaDosX: I thought it was but it def isn't
flatluigi: an infinitokens partnership would be cool
as_ever_ellesandra: it was great getting to meet the LRR folks at philly
Earthenone: !card esper sentinal
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. / Draw a card.
A_Dub888: hard agree for best art
MegaDosX: !card esper sentinel
LRRbot: Esper Sentinel [W] | Artifact Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | Whenever an opponent casts their first noncreature spell each turn, draw a card unless that player pays {X}, where X is Esper Sentinel's power.
DrLigmaPhD: Pog-nder
MadMalice22: So is this just a race to storm off?
Ukon_Cairns: @tehfewl the one creature that got returned to hand was an artifact, the other creature that did not get returned is not. (the back side is an enchantment however)
jacqui_lantern234: im convinced the fish ponder isnt the good art
MotoTy621: Question for Wheeler or Serge.... is there a list of staples for Canlander somewhere on the internet?
Diabore: !card suspension field
LRRbot: Suspension Field [1W] | Enchantment | When Suspension Field enters the battlefield, you may exile target creature with toughness 3 or greater until Suspension Field leaves the battlefield.
bwk789: Suppression field
Diabore: !card suppression field
cmdrud87: this ponder looks like the merfolk are playing a game of telephone
as_ever_ellesandra: (for note, I am FKA JokerBoney, the Complaints Clerk has been loved by many Graham)
Pywodwagon: it was great getting to be the one who told Graham about Thalia and Gitrog existing
silv3r_54: German ponder is In Betracht ziehen
LRRbot: Mana Vault [1] | Artifact | Mana Vault doesn't untap during your untap step. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {4}. If you do, untap Mana Vault. / At the beginning of your draw step, if Mana Vault is tapped, it deals 1 damage to you. / {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}.
MegaDosX: Oh gross
SunshineGamerGirl: lol that's the best - "super serious, but we're not jerks"
jacqui_lantern234:
@as_ever_ellesandra glad to know youre one in the same! time for all the virtual hugs you consent to!!!
silv3r_54: TWO mana vaults
DrLigmaPhD: This ponder looks like the merfolk are concerned about their cotton candy
Earthenone: your mom let you have two vaults?
Diabore: !card suppression field
LRRbot: Suppression Field [1W] | Enchantment | Activated abilities cost {2} more to activate unless they're mana abilities.
matthaus_c: his arm also doesn't have that art on it
neisan2112: We all saw it Wheeler
jacqui_lantern234: @matthaus_c tbf, not all art looks good as a tattoo
Rubber_Ducksauce: How about that Saffi
MrBibz: graham, bending the mountain: "it's a basic who cares"
SolarBlitz1: Use it as a coaster
code1300: He should have got that ponder as a tattoo
stevefromdetroit: we only roll over OG duals with chairs
as_ever_ellesandra: now *thats* a callback
flatluigi: is it really a beef when you're the one who ran over it
LRRbot: Fellwar Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.
Alas_Babylon: @flatluigi Well at that point it's tenderized
LRRbot: Esper Sentinel [W] | Artifact Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | Whenever an opponent casts their first noncreature spell each turn, draw a card unless that player pays {X}, where X is Esper Sentinel's power.
jacqui_lantern234:
an amuse bouche of an esper sentinal
DarknessKingCoH: Is the Volc still playable though?
thraximore: black is too good, clearly
LRRbot: Mind Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Mind Stone: Draw a card.
MegaDosX: Yeah, three mono colour decks and one Jeskai
Diabore: huh, stone cant make red mana
thanzo: jacob bought to do a sweet kick flip
NewtyNewts: Mind... goblin?
citizen_pain: wait a second esper setinel isn't an advisor
jacqui_lantern234: HONSE
DrLigmaPhD: Specter discard tribal
MegaDosX: Crested Sunmare would be an MVP in horse tribal
MegaDosX: There's also that one partner white creature that's a horse
Sogheim: Thallid was too strong
bwk789: Keleth?
BrowneePoints: nope
BrowneePoints: just a mythic
awfulw0rldk1d: TWILIGHT SPARKLE
ElektroTal: Crescent Sunmare is the best
MegaDosX: !card keleth
LRRbot: Keleth, Sunmane Familiar [1W] | Legendary Creature — Horse [1/1] | Whenever a commander you control attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it. / Partner
YeetTheRich_: pff what's black gonna do in cedh? Tutor things? Ad naus?
awfulw0rldk1d: HORSE TRIBAL
MrBibz: keleth right
HadesLeprechaun: Kelith, sunmane
DudelidouX: a legendary with horsemanship
BrowneePoints: Archelos
Alas_Babylon: !card Archelos
LRRbot: Archelos, Lagoon Mystic [1BGU] | Legendary Creature — Turtle Shaman [2/4] | As long as Archelos, Lagoon Mystic is tapped, other permanents enter the battlefield tapped. / As long as Archelos is untapped, other permanents enter the battlefield untapped.
Badchop: Just do Horse-ish tribal
bwk789: !card keleth
LRRbot: Keleth, Sunmane Familiar [1W] | Legendary Creature — Horse [1/1] | Whenever a commander you control attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it. / Partner
MegaDosX: Keleth is literally the only legendary horse
bytecaster: Crab?
matthaus_c: horse d'oeuvre
awfulw0rldk1d: !card princess twilight sparkle
cmdrud87: The turtle is fun, tho
RaklarLS: turtle tribal is also stax, a very good stax piece in the command zone actually
awfulw0rldk1d: yes i know it's silver bordered but there IS a horse lord card
LRRbot: Glimpse of Nature [G] | Sorcery | Whenever you cast a creature spell this turn, draw a card.
philippekav: there should be at least one with the LOTR stuff
frameshifty: lol dog and pony show A+ no notes
MegaDosX: Oh boy
HadesLeprechaun: horses are kinda spread across all 5 colors, so they're a difficult tribe to do
LithelyUnshod: I have that deck. I named it Is Horse Big Diog?
DrLigmaPhD: Any deck Keleth is in is horseplay
Earthenone: its either glimpse or fastbond
Alas_Babylon: Aeve or riot
Pywodwagon: oh, huh, bens hand
flatluigi: oh good
niccus: always got storm on his mind...
MegaDosX: lmaooo
tehfewl: writes down flusterstorm
dabudder: unless you're running the progenitor ooze, then no it doesnt matter
MegaDosX: Storm count is not 15 >_>
Alas_Babylon: !card Weather the Storm
LRRbot: Weather the Storm [1G] | Instant | You gain 3 life. / Storm
DrLigmaPhD: Whirlwind of Denial
matthaus_c: !findquote storm
LRRbot: Quote #6174: "Have fun storming the groin!" —Graham [2019-06-26]
dabudder: @Alas_Babylon ach youre right thats a thing too
MegaDosX: Creatures and creature abilities only
LRRbot: Universal Automaton [1] | Artifact Creature — Shapeshifter [1/1] | Changeling
Alas_Babylon: !card Chatterstorm
LRRbot: Chatterstorm [1G] | Sorcery | Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. / Storm
cmdrud87: Is Ben Wheeler running Mind's Desire?
MrBibz: cool sol ring
LRRbot: Lotus Petal [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Lotus Petal: Add one mana of any color.
dabudder: @Alas_Babylon okay feeling bit embarrased now
flatluigi: ben's storm die is off-camera
Alas_Babylon: @dabudder It was a very weird archetype in MH2
LRRbot: Timeless Witness [2GG] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | When Timeless Witness enters the battlefield, return target card from your graveyard to your hand. / Eternalize {5}{G}{G}
MegaDosX: T-Wit!
MegaDosX: Card draw from Glimpse too
MrBibz: thats just force of will
Earthenone: ben is maxx C's himself
Alas_Babylon: Yes
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KodeMage: draw for witness?
MegaDosX: Did Ben draw for playing T-Wit?
eye_h_bar: Ben needs to draw for witness
YeetTheRich_: Good yugioh joke streamer
MegaDosX: Graham is so clever!
citizen_pain: !card thousand year elixir
LRRbot: Thousand-Year Elixir [3] | Artifact | You may activate abilities of creatures you control as though those creatures had haste. / {1}, {T}: Untap target creature.
frozenphoenix7: Sadly only in Green, so no new Tyvar
bwk789: Shame you can’t play new tyvar as he’s also black
LRRbot: Viridian Corrupter [1GG] | Creature — Phyrexian Elf Shaman [2/2] | Infect / When Viridian Corrupter enters the battlefield, destroy target artifact.
MegaDosX: Infect?!
squ3e: Ya best start believing in storms, Mr. Ngineering. YOURE IN ONE
the_spider_bucket: You best start believing in Pirates of the Carribean references, Miss Ulmer. You’re in one.
KodeMage: @MegaDosX not really relevant
matthaus_c: unlucky gemstone
interiorexplosion: Wheeler what's that copy you have of?
Ukon_Cairns: chat understands theres an urborg in play npnp
MegaDosX:
@KodeMage tfw Infect isn't the most relevant problem at the table
Khalstrom: shaman ball
ladyjessica: Chatterstorm
goombalax: chatter of the squirrel?
hd_dabnado: hey weather the storm is a valid one
flatluigi: shaman balls
YeetTheRich_: No squirrel storm smh
SmashTCG: what hits harder then a Finale of devistation into hoof
DrLigmaPhD: Shamans throw the best balls
emboar2235: is venerated rotpriest technically a storm card?
NewtyNewts: Or empty-the-hand turns
jacqui_lantern234: Shaman DEEZ BALLZ GOTTEM
KodeMage: @MegaDosX it could technically kill someone if hoof is big enough, but that's maybe win more
LRRbot: Mana Vault [1] | Artifact | Mana Vault doesn't untap during your untap step. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {4}. If you do, untap Mana Vault. / At the beginning of your draw step, if Mana Vault is tapped, it deals 1 damage to you. / {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}.
cmdrud87: Ben on that Sprouting Vines list
MegaDosX: @KodeMage If Hoof lands the infect won't matter /at all/
KodeMage: yeah
KodeMage: win more
Wonderdoc: Oh damn it I forgot about savings time
MegaDosX: Because Ben will just kill everyone
DrLigmaPhD: dwit
tehfewl: hes finger tap counting!
matthaus_c: bah gawd he's counting
stevefromdetroit:
this gonna be good 
LRRbot: Trinisphere [3] | Artifact | As long as Trinisphere is untapped, each spell that would cost less than three mana to cast costs three mana to cast.
goombalax: "that thing?" you mean 'Cheating'?
LRRbot: Zeriam, Golden Wind [3W] | Legendary Creature — Griffin [3/4] | Flying / Whenever a Griffin you control deals combat damage to a player, create a 2/2 white Griffin creature token with flying.
frozenphoenix7: Costs 2 more
LRRbot: Strip Mine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
Alas_Babylon: Suppression Field
Pywodwagon: costs 2 serge
tehfewl: still costs 2 to activate
neisan2112: Nice
Earthenone: striping costd more
viloke_virran: costs 2 more.
a_Weakling: suppression field
neisan2112: LMAO
laikagoat:
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooooo
NewtyNewts:
tsuuisalie: LMAO
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
definenull: Gotem
MegaDosX: Got got by his own card
MrBibz: own pitard
SmashTCG: absolutly ruined
KodeMage: RGV
gibbousm: did you pay for Supression Field?
SevereTrollingAddiction: ready for judge tower
KodeMage: GRV
YeetTheRich_:
micalovits: Got there!
bwk789: I’m loving this so far!!
thanzo: judge tower check passed
MegaDosX: !card griffin sentinel
LRRbot: Griffin Sentinel [2W] | Creature — Griffin [1/3] | Flying / Vigilance
F1SHOR:
GreatWahooney: wow, rules advisor. how long has that not been a thing?
hd_dabnado: Praetor Griffin
pacotaco009: calm down Guts
definenull: Matt's here?
the_spider_bucket: Berserk moment
stevefromdetroit: whenever matt deals combat damage...
JarofGoats: Serge isn't in the color for berzerk though...
thanzo: and griffin beget griffin thus the griffins did proliferate
DrLigmaPhD: griffinbreeding.deck
KodeMage: yes
CommanderRab: Cool Technology
Rogue_07: Bacon Ruthersworth definitely cares about robots.
MurphEP: Simulacrum
NerdSoda: cool technology
shurtal: i mean, this IS The man that plays Bacon Ruthersworth
Fruan: Your door is a robot you care about, I feel.
SciFiAIguy: Some loose cEDH combats going on here
cmdrud87: Ben's relationship to robots is well documented
Fanklok: Is this some kind of griffin mating ritual I'm too land locked to understand?
superdude097:
What's the copy of?
citizen_pain: what's the copy of
Paranundrox: Trinisphere applies last
code1300: Mana crypt
Alas_Babylon: A cost of G becomes 2G
Paranundrox: reading the card explains the card /s
matthaus_c: Trinispheres Always Apply Last could be a button
frozenphoenix7: Notably, Convoke, Improvise, and Delve DO slide by 3-Ball
Alas_Babylon: A cost of BB becomes 1BB
MrBibz: it keeps colored costs unless you lose the color in the reduction
tehfewl: Delve works well with trinisphere
MegaDosX: I'm guessing Cascading into a thing costs 3
LastCenturion: notably it has to ACTUAL REAL mana
Alas_Babylon: @MegaDosX Yes
Pywodwagon: trinisphere is the only card to have it's own part of the official rules of casting a spell
Paranundrox: you pat 0 for force, Trinisphere checks, and then says "now make up the difference"
niccus: i guess in this board it's either trinisphere or suppressing field
Paranundrox: @Pywodwagon the only card *so far*
KodeMage: still costs 3, yep
Diabore: but did you pay 3?
Pywodwagon:
@Pywodwagon 
Paranundrox: exactly
the_spider_bucket: 3? 3.
KodeMage: that's why everyone loves it so much
definenull: Valve hates this card
Fruan: There is no way around trinisphere, right?
Paranundrox: @Fruan aside from tapping it, no
nedewey_:
It's an Aladdin's Ring
DrLigmaPhD: Trinisphere has one job and that job is "3?"
tehfewl: yeah, thats wood
squ3e: crazy, the land just says you win
citizen_pain: @Fruan player removal on the controller
cmdrud87: I wish Wheeler would have been: "It's actually in Korean"
KodeMage: @the_spider_bucket good way to phrase it
kamilucky: why is G so funny
MegaDosX: !card trinisphere
LRRbot: Trinisphere [3] | Artifact | As long as Trinisphere is untapped, each spell that would cost less than three mana to cast costs three mana to cast.
code1300: So of it said play would they not cost 3
djalternative: It's the death that Serge deservioli
LRRbot: Dockside Extortionist [1R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [1/2] | When Dockside Extortionist enters the battlefield, create X Treasure tokens, where X is the number of artifacts and enchantments your opponents control.
GreatWahooney: It's funny that Trinisphere does exactly what is says, _always_, and that's exactly why it confuses Magic players
Alas_Babylon: @kamilucky Turns out when you're a practicing comedian for 20ish years you pick up a trick or two
MrBibz: welcome to dockside, serge
philippekav: I love that Serge has to read that card
matthaus_c: Mind Goblin eat your heart out
SevereTrollingAddiction: suppression field makes the treasures cost 2 to crack?
Diabore: bruh?
MegaDosX: b r e h
MrBibz: dockside? still good at 3
Alas_Babylon: @SevereTrollingAddiction Nope, they're mana abilities
gibbousm:
Paranundrox: @SevereTrollingAddiction it doesn't hit mana abilities
bwk789: Emiel combo pls?
code1300: Any post it notes
SevereTrollingAddiction: @Alas_Babylon got it, thanks
niccus: is this mtg or monopoly, you have to pay to do anything
Applecrisp: those free spells sure are expensive
Earthenone: does conceding cost 3 mana now or does it go up to 5
TheNerdWonder: Have Serge or Wheeler ever played Judge Tower?
definenull: Ook ook?
NewtyNewts: A leetle huhu
Alas_Babylon: Work, then pay 3, then banana
LRRbot: Drannith Magistrate [1W] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | Your opponents can't cast spells from anywhere other than their hands.
chaostreader: @thenerdwonder Yes. Both. Against each other.
MegaDosX: Banned in Brawl!
JarofGoats: @TheNerdWonder There was a stream some time ago where they played games of it in between rounds of canlander
Rogue_07: Adam "Jimmy Jams" Savidan
micalovits: God that looks like Adam yea
LRRbot: Snapcaster Mage [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | Flash / When Snapcaster Mage enters the battlefield, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost.
Diabore: oh god it does look a lot like adam
powerflapjack: eugh stinky
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LRRbot: Intuition [2U] | Instant | Search your library for three cards and reveal them. Target opponent chooses one. Put that card into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. Then shuffle.
TheNerdWonder: @JarofGoats ooo, gonna have to go looking for that. thanks!
Mischievous_Catgeist: quick someone edit adam onto that card
philippekav: the anti-companion card that doesn't work anymore
niccus: a vanishingly small window to cast off hand
Rustpile: I love Drannith Magistrate. Played it in the only cEDH deck I've owned, Sythis Enchantress
josh___something: Which ben
powerflapjack: @philippekav and now it's just annoying in commander
baskwalla: Good old JRB
PigmyOcelot: Classic serge, too mean
MegaDosX: It's "run removal or never play your commander" in Commander
wamic: loving this
LRRbot: Tiller Engine [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct [1/3] | Whenever a land enters the battlefield tapped and under your control, choose one — / • Untap that land. / • Tap target nonland permanent an opponent controls.
bwk789: Get Graham on EDHijinks
djalternative: both of you play Ben-Ben Aki Hermit
LRRbot: Amulet of Vigor [1] | Artifact | Whenever a permanent enters the battlefield tapped and under your control, untap it.
LRRbot: Timetwister [2U] | Sorcery | Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards.
MegaDosX: Holy shit
MegaDosX: That's a pile of cards
jacqui_lantern234: @bwk789 LITERALLY PLEASE
eye_h_bar: What a pile
Wonderdoc: !card ben-ben
LRRbot: Ben-Ben, Akki Hermit [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Shaman [1/1] | {T}: Ben-Ben, Akki Hermit deals damage to target attacking creature equal to the number of untapped Mountains you control.
YeetTheRich_: Very fair cards
Ukon_Cairns: power 8th
Ukon_Cairns: 9th^
MrBibz: burying the lede
MegaDosX: Oracle is much better for Timetwister
matthaus_c: love reading Alpha templating
TheCrippig03: wheel of fortune at home
NerdSoda: you give him the power
nightraven949: Wheel of forturn except shuffle the yard in
Swamplor: Timetwister : Power 9 :: Cornell : Ivy League
jacqui_lantern234: unlimited power!!!!!
bwk789: @jacqui_lantern234 I haven’t skipped a single one where a lrr person is involved as I know it’s going to be a good time
citizen_pain: @Swamplor *SUNY Ithaca
zuchen_120: McFly you Bojo, you can't play true cEDH...unless you've got POWAH!
TheAwkes: Speaking of GK; I unsubbed from CZ when they started advertising for some crypto nonsense. Are they still on that malarkey?
MegaDosX: Heck Trinisphere!
Pharmacistjudge: !decklists
Jadaris: What is a trinisphere but a miserable pile pf secrets
matthaus_c: Trinisphere is a precious and perfect baby
jacqui_lantern234: @bwk789 also, Graham Stark's existence makes everything better
bwk789: Truuuueeee
nightraven949: I mean Trinesphere is rude but it's rude for a damn reason
Rogue_07: Hey Trinisphere! The Jerk store called! They're running out of you!
Paranundrox: Foreign Charms was it?
MurphEP: Charms
Ukon_Cairns: "its a hexerai paul, a hexerai!"
nightraven949: yeah Liam bringing Lucky Charms
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shea_wolfe: Lucky Charms
zuchen_120: I loved that highlander by proxy. i still go back and watch that.
AttackCowboy: This (and building Locket of Yesterdays Storm in Chinese) is why I try for English cards these days.
MegaDosX: I remember Adam had a cheat sheet one EDH FNPF
DrLigmaPhD: Trinisphere is the card equivalent of middle management in a generic corporation
wtrob: I remember that stream
zuchen_120: How's Liam doing? Is there around anywhere?
nedewey_: a confluence?
zuchen_120: is he*
LRRbot: Glimpse of Nature [G] | Sorcery | Whenever you cast a creature spell this turn, draw a card.
nightraven949: @zuchen_120 he left to go to law school and I think that's all we know
MegaDosX: First payment of the 1!
MrBibz: second
frozenphoenix7: @MegaDosX Wheeler paid 1 before
NewtyNewts: I thought Wheeler paid
MrBibz: wheeler paid for snap/intuition
MegaDosX: Oh did he
MegaDosX: My b
Alas_Babylon: !card Staff of Domination
LRRbot: Staff of Domination [3] | Artifact | {1}: Untap Staff of Domination. / {2}, {T}: You gain 1 life. / {3}, {T}: Untap target creature. / {4}, {T}: Tap target creature. / {5}, {T}: Draw a card.
MegaDosX: !card staff of domination
LRRbot: Staff of Domination [3] | Artifact | {1}: Untap Staff of Domination. / {2}, {T}: You gain 1 life. / {3}, {T}: Untap target creature. / {4}, {T}: Tap target creature. / {5}, {T}: Draw a card.
DrLigmaPhD: Sometimes when I ask people to pay the 1 or whatever I do an Vincent Price voice
nightraven949: Mono White Playfair
MegaDosX: Serge: "I'm just here to make friends" Also Serge: "Pay more for cheap spells and for abilities"
DrLigmaPhD: "Do you pay the one, my dear?"
NewtyNewts: @DrLigmaPhD doooo you payyy the ooooone?
BirkaBirkowski: I was gonn ask if this was actual cEDH or ironic "cEDH" but then Ben said Staff of Domination lmao
LRRbot: Force of Vigor [2GG] | Instant | If it's not your turn, you may exile a green card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Destroy up to two target artifacts and/or enchantments.
MegaDosX: WOW
spawnofhastur: Ah yes, apologising for your deck doing exactly what you built it to do. I do that all the time as an Amulet Titan player.
Mischievous_Catgeist: serges decks win condition is to bully others into conceding
neisan2112: Niiiiice
patrick_stonecrusher:
bwk789: 2 from tomb
definenull: The stax is gone
LoadingReadyRun:
For those who haven't seen that charms game: Things don't go too well for our hero (aka me)
DrLigmaPhD: @NewtyNewts We should all aspire to be a bit more like that absolute legend anyway
StronkChonkler: Was Paul playing that game the last time that we saw him play Magic on camera?
MegaDosX: Oh no
MrBibz: bonked
midnightcurryjazz: l o l
definenull: Eff
MegaDosX: !card concordant crossroads
LRRbot: Concordant Crossroads [G] | World Enchantment | All creatures have haste.
LithelyUnshod: 6 creature-mana, yes?
gibbousm:
Punished
nightraven949: Give all things haste
zuchen_120: I have that card in my Ezuri deck
LRRbot: Concordant Crossroads [G] | World Enchantment | All creatures have haste.
A_Dub888: RIP
MegaDosX: Holy nuts
thraximore:
Daega_Prox:
MegaDosX: That was a big ol' miss
nightraven949: In response I am sad
KodeMage: regrowth time
DarknessKingCoH: With Ben untapping his lands rolling things back does that mean Graham should be +1 card?
Earthenone: your graveyard is basicly a hand, its fine
MegaDosX: And that has to be spent on creatures or creature abilities
RaklarLS:
Serge was just trying to protect Ben, you see
LRRbot: Staff of Domination [3] | Artifact | {1}: Untap Staff of Domination. / {2}, {T}: You gain 1 life. / {3}, {T}: Untap target creature. / {4}, {T}: Tap target creature. / {5}, {T}: Draw a card.
bwk789: @darknesskingcoh Ben paid first time
code1300: This not for creatures
DrLigmaPhD: Staff of [CENSORED]
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
YeetTheRich_: If ben gets the timeless witness etb though …
TheAwkes: Keyblade of Domination
DarknessKingCoH: @bwk789 He did, but rolling it back, would mean he didn't pay
MegaDosX: Griffins!
MrBibz: Lois
matthaus_c: holy crap lois
Cavemanhar: peta
MegaDosX: Graham no
frozenphoenix7: @bwk789 He decided not to pay on Force, Graham got his card off it.
bwk789: Yes and g did draw
laundreydhull: How are Peggas not worse than Griffins?
MegaDosX: !card zeriam
LRRbot: Zeriam, Golden Wind [3W] | Legendary Creature — Griffin [3/4] | Flying / Whenever a Griffin you control deals combat damage to a player, create a 2/2 white Griffin creature token with flying.
definenull: At least it wasn't peg-ussy
Spanked42: I keep thinking about the 'one's a cinnamon roll and the other patiently explains things to them' intro a while back
DarknessKingCoH: @bwk789 Ah, I knew I missed something
DrLigmaPhD: Is there a pegasus legend?
Mischievous_Catgeist: griffinsis
philippekav: and remain Galadriel
matthaus_c: peg-ussies
MrBibz: serge your commander makes griffins for each player
niccus: honestly the whole creature type is pretty pega-sus
MrBibz: or nevermind
LRRbot: Snapback [1U] | Instant | You may exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Return target creature to its owner's hand.
MegaDosX: @DrLigmaPhD There is not
MrBibz: its not one or more
tehfewl: to reality
nightraven949: Snap Back to reality
frozenphoenix7: Snapback to Reality, whoops there's goes gravity
flatluigi: are you allowed to politics in cedh
LRRbot: Swan Song [U] | Instant | Counter target enchantment, instant, or sorcery spell. Its controller creates a 2/2 blue Bird creature token with flying.
pacotaco009: yes
DrLigmaPhD: @MegaDosX Profoundly disappointing
Earthenone: swan trades for 2 griffons at least
matthaus_c: ooooooh
MegaDosX: WOW
LRRbot: Mental Misstep [{U/P}] | Instant | Counter target spell with mana value 1.
DrLigmaPhD: Ron Swansong
silv3r_54: Clap
Dog_of_Myth: Go G
control_rig: Oooooooh
MrBibz: wow, mana for mistep
zuchen_120: now THIS is podracing
dsavillian: get misstepped!
definenull: Oooooo
neisan2112: The counter stacks!
definenull: Spicy
Earthenone: paying with a treasure and not 2 life?
MrBibz: hits sol ring on turn 0!
MegaDosX: That was quite a stack
wamic: ain't cEDH without a sick counterspell war
thraximore: Misstep someone's Sol Ring is *brutal*, speaking as someone who's had it done to them
nightraven949: I mean let's be real here cEDH is just 4 player highlander with some other resrtictions
micalovits: Paying mana for mental misstep smh
neisan2112: All this fighting over a Griffin
neisan2112: I love it
ed_v0n_schleck: To be fair it might be the best griffin
Austere_Squire: this is a beautiful game of magic
LRRbot: Snap [1U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. Untap up to two lands.
silv3r_54: snap back to reality
silv3r_54: !card mom's spaghetti
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
tehfewl: snap snapcaster
DrLigmaPhD: Stax is capitalism the deck, I will write an essay proving so
LRRbot: Candelabra of Tawnos [1] | Artifact | {X}, {T}: Untap X target lands.
matthaus_c: yeeeeeees
neisan2112: Hoo boy
LRRbot: Timetwister [2U] | Sorcery | Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards.
cmdrud87: zone change
MrBibz: it can go to your command zone now
thraximore: it'll still change zones
neisan2112: No you choose any time zone changes
Diabore: anytime it changes zones
nightraven949: you can send it to the command zone as it gets shuffled
Nukified: whenever it moves
MegaDosX: Yeah they can go to the command zone now
Alas_Babylon: It *can* go to the command zone
tehfewl: "Buy Less Candles"
DudelidouX: It changes zone again you can send it to command
micalovits: I think it is everytime it changes zones
Earthenone: you can replace shuffle in with command zone
Alas_Babylon: ANY zone change allows you to put it back
DrLigmaPhD: Whenever your commander would change zones you can go the command zone
silv3r_54: ^
KodeMage: @Alas_Babylon I don't think it's that expansive.
LRRbot: Flusterstorm [U] | Instant | Counter target instant or sorcery spell unless its controller pays {1}. / Storm
MegaDosX: F
Blythus: Jeez, that’s like a $10k card
Alas_Babylon: @KodeMage It is now
MegaDosX:
I think that's entirely fair
bwk789: I love this sooo much!!
dabudder: its so weird seeing graham playing control
LRRbot: Misty Rainforest | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Misty Rainforest: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
MrBibz: graham can finally hauken
Trahas: !card sachi, daugh
LRRbot: Sachi, Daughter of Seshiro [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Snake Shaman [1/3] | Other Snake creatures you control get +0/+1. / Shamans you control have "{T}: Add {G}{G}."
Wonderdoc: I agree but I like G on the controls
DrLigmaPhD: Misty Rainforest is my drag name
MegaDosX: Haukenmana
matthaus_c: load-bearing trinisphere
LRRbot: Hauken's Insight (front: Jacob Hauken, Inspector) | Legendary Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library face down. You may look at that card for as long as it remains exiled. / Once during each of your turns, you may play a land or cast a spell from among the cards exiled with this permanent without paying its mana cost.
powerflapjack: for real, hauken is super fun as a mono bluemander
niccus: that man orbed himself
bytecaster: "Haukenmana" is the german word for that feeling you get just before you combo off
KodeMage: @Alas_Babylon I see, the wording is "would be put into your library, hand, graveyard or exile"
LRRbot: Grand Arbiter Augustin IV [2WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [2/3] | White spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Blue spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Spells your opponents cast cost {1} more to cast.
MegaDosX: Oh gross
wamic: staxx
thanzo: bro turned him into a magnifying glass
Dog_of_Myth: Oh yesss
maniac_fish: oh baby
YeetTheRich_: ew
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frozenphoenix7: And thus Graham becomes enemy of the table
DrLigmaPhD: Augussy
Ukon_Cairns: minisphere
LRRbot: Bruvac the Grandiloquent [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [1/4] | If an opponent would mill one or more cards, they mill twice that many cards instead.
laundreydhull:
MegaDosX: *hurk*
MrBibz: wait why is he here
Alas_Babylon: Oooooh noooooo
nightraven949: My commander is Agustus *smash cut to that player getting beat up in the parking lot*
wamic: "... and furthermore..."
powerflapjack: HE'S HERE TO ADVISE BABYYYYYYYYY
freshbubba: Argussy the fourth
YeetTheRich_: Yoooo
djalternative: Petitioner combo!!!!!
laundreydhull:
U didn't -
MrBibz: !card the archimandrite
LRRbot: The Archimandrite [2URW] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [0/5] | At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain X life, where X is the number of cards in your hand minus 4. / Whenever you gain life, each Advisor, Artificer, and Monk you control gains vigilance and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the amount of life you gained. / Tap three untapped Advisors, Artificers, and/or Monks you control: Draw a card.
laundreydhull: No, stop encouraging chat!
Sogheim: no commander damage yet, kinda spooky
djalternative: always here for a mill win
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niccus: i think if the other three players go hard with the "augussy" you can bully the arbiter commander player out of the game by morale alone
laundreydhull: Refute; refuse
Daega_Prox: These cards..
LRRbot: Centaur Omenreader [3G] | Snow Creature — Centaur Shaman [3/3] | As long as Centaur Omenreader is tapped, creature spells you cast cost {2} less to cast.
Paranundrox: I love Omenreader
TheAwkes: The sign says no solicitors! ~ Ah *pushes up glasses* but I'm a petitioner.
MrBibz: literally exactly what ben talked about on Shivam and Wheeler Love Magic lmao
LRRbot: Glimpse of Nature [G] | Sorcery | Whenever you cast a creature spell this turn, draw a card.
Decaped: esper sentinel is the all star assist this game.
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matthaus_c: Magic: The Gathering
Paranundrox: Omenreader applies before Trinisphere
cmdrud87: !card staff of domination
LRRbot: Staff of Domination [3] | Artifact | {1}: Untap Staff of Domination. / {2}, {T}: You gain 1 life. / {3}, {T}: Untap target creature. / {4}, {T}: Tap target creature. / {5}, {T}: Draw a card.
rotarysorter: L A Y E R S lol
Earthenone: trinisphere is gone, it cant hurt us anymore
Paranundrox: Trinisphere is *always* last
LRRbot: Staff of Domination [3] | Artifact | {1}: Untap Staff of Domination. / {2}, {T}: You gain 1 life. / {3}, {T}: Untap target creature. / {4}, {T}: Tap target creature. / {5}, {T}: Draw a card.
matthaus_c: Trinispheres Alway Finish Last
Jadaris: can't overrides can in magic rules
Decaped: Trinisphere the first praetor, building its own layer
Jadaris: "can't cast for less than 3" functionaly
TheMerricat: !card Trinisphere
LRRbot: Trinisphere [3] | Artifact | As long as Trinisphere is untapped, each spell that would cost less than three mana to cast costs three mana to cast.
thegitrogsquirrel: game 2 will be 10 min
Fruan: I have ADHD, I'm only capable of thinking about other things.
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
MrBibz: 2 mana sol ring, still good
ElektroTal: also you all should check out Shivam and Wheeler Love Magic wherever you get podcasts so you can hear more of wheeler talk weirdo moonfolK!
cmdrud87: pay 1 more?
KodeMage: sol costs 2?
MrBibz: he paid 2 chat
flatluigi: he had one floating
KodeMage: k
neisan2112: @ElektroTal I was listening to that episode yesterday
definenull: love that podcast
LRRbot: Deafening Silence [W] | Enchantment | Each player can't cast more than one noncreature spell each turn.
silv3r_54:
MegaDosX: Oh boy
GhostofJeffGoldblum: The Fun Ends Here
Dog_of_Myth:
RaklarLS: HAH
A_Dub888:
matthaus_c: L, and may I add, MAO
wamic:
Daega_Prox:
definenull: since when did "fun" start
MegaDosX:
I don't think Ben cares all that much about Deafening Silence tbh
KodeMage: graham has trigger
niccus: ok i can see why the lethal would be acceptable for wheeler
cmdrud87: sadness
RaklarLS: oh dear, this is the sort of deck i love to play
KodeMage: sentinel?
frozenphoenix7: Does Serge pay the 1?
DrLigmaPhD: If you pause at just the right moment you can see the exact moment Wheeler dies inside
gibbousm: Wheeler over there getting slowly strangled to death and driven mad by stax
RaklarLS: Played heliod stax for a while, and yeah. this is what it is haha
MrBibz: yes you can counter it
LRRbot: Swan Song [U] | Instant | Counter target enchantment, instant, or sorcery spell. Its controller creates a 2/2 blue Bird creature token with flying.
definenull: go birds
niccus: a flying object
Daega_Prox: saved
rotarysorter: birb birb birb
A_Dub888: !birb
LRRbot: Wark, wark!
matthaus_c: a bird is a Griff-in-Progress
Dog_of_Myth:
NewtyNewts: Pegussus
Earthenone: one mana 2/2 flyer!
DrLigmaPhD: HONK HONK
Ukon_Cairns: 2 mana flying 2/2, not bad not bad.
thanzo: maybe 1/3rd of the way to a griffin
niccus: a 2/2 flyer for 1 *and* my opponent is down a card? what a bargain!
Mischievous_Catgeist: bird is griffins half sibling
LRRbot: Soratami Rainshaper [2U] | Creature — Moonfolk Wizard [2/1] | Flying / {3}, Return a land you control to its owner's hand: Target creature you control gains shroud until end of turn.
MegaDosX: Neat
LithelyUnshod: I've ben watching a lot of Spike Feeders, and cEDH is a whole different world.
Paranundrox: You control
MegaDosX: Also "you control"
unknownbeingunlimited: female streamers suck
MegaDosX: Wouldn't have worked on Serge's commander
Paranundrox: So it couldn't protect Serge's commander
patrick_stonecrusher:
Love Swan Song played it in standard... no one EVER expected it lol
orellien2773: Wait, I'm confused. Did Esper draw the counterspell off of the play of Deafening Silence?
bwk789: @lithelyunshod have you seen any play to win?
KodeMage: grahm needs to rift in this position
Alas_Babylon: @orellien2773 Yes
micalovits: @orellien2773 Sure did
bwk789: Yes @orellien2773
frozenphoenix7: Yes @orellien2773
GhostofJeffGoldblum: hi Ben's dad!
superdude097: @orellien2773 Yes, that's why they backed up
LRRbot: Council of Advisors [2U] | Creature — Human Advisor [1/1] | When Council of Advisors enters the battlefield, draw a card.
cmdrlyrandar: @unknownbeingunlimited D:
MegaDosX: Oh shit
Mischievous_Catgeist: hi bens dad
midnightcurryjazz: hi dad
silv3r_54:
Ben's Dad 
cmdrud87: Hi Ben's Dad!
tehfewl: value
MegaDosX: Hi Mr Ulmer!
orellien2773: So, how could it be used to counter Deafening Silence?
SnowBuddy18: hi Dadgineering
thegreatwyrdling: Hello Mister Ulmer
MurphEP: Ben's doing a great job, Ben's dad!
LithelyUnshod: @bwk789 Not yet!
definenull: hi dadgineering
MegaDosX: !card swan song
LRRbot: Swan Song [U] | Instant | Counter target enchantment, instant, or sorcery spell. Its controller creates a 2/2 blue Bird creature token with flying.
Austere_Squire: dad/10
frozenphoenix7: @orellien2773 Sentinel triggers before Silence actually resplves
MegaDosX: @orellien2773 Spell hits the stack, Esper Sentinel trigger hits the stack, resolves first, Graham could respond to the original spell at this point
orellien2773: Ah, okay.
KodeMage: serge has least gyard interaction it seems?
cmdrud87: paradoxically, the exact player I would not mill in a casual game
tehfewl: This kind of table talk is Super CEDH
KodeMage: not wheeler, for sure
Daega_Prox:
powerflapjack: would you mill me i'd mill me. i'd mill me so hard
LRRbot: Izzet Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {U}{R}.
niccus: oh wow it is
LRRbot: Drannith Magistrate [1W] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | Your opponents can't cast spells from anywhere other than their hands.
Daega_Prox: so much cutthroat
DrLigmaPhD: Wheeler is going mad
Daega_Prox: love it
IntegralHamster: it only saves things you control though?
DrLigmaPhD: I love it
KodeMage: come on c rift
MegaDosX: I don't think Wheeler's thing can help anyone else, it says creature he controls
gibbousm: I'm pretty sure it can only give YOUR things shroud
LRRbot: The Archimandrite [2URW] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [0/5] | At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain X life, where X is the number of cards in your hand minus 4. / Whenever you gain life, each Advisor, Artificer, and Monk you control gains vigilance and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the amount of life you gained. / Tap three untapped Advisors, Artificers, and/or Monks you control: Draw a card.
MrBibz: Only costs 3
MegaDosX: Blocks forever
niccus: here for a long time, not a good time
Alex_Frostfire: 2020 green cards?
tehfewl: time to build an Archimandrite deck
LRRbot: Civilized Scholar [2U] (back: Homicidal Brute) | Creature — Human Advisor [0/1] | {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. If a creature card is discarded this way, untap Civilized Scholar, then transform it.
GreatWahooney: because he's got a lot of advice for you, Serge
KodeMage: weird hoof like affect if he gains lots of life some how
micalovits: It murders people in lifegain decks is what it does
definenull: uh oh
MrBibz: brain freeze time
matthaus_c: I wish Homicidal Brute was still a Mutant Advisor
MegaDosX: So mill...30?
NarishmaReborn: signet
LithelyUnshod: Desire is banned?
HalftrackHero: signet
neisan2112: Oh you brainfreeze yourself usually
NarishmaReborn: 5 storm signet
HalftrackHero: storm 5
LithelyUnshod: I'm wrong then
KodeMage: probably mill himself into for that red enchantment
cmdrud87: nope, just gift
LithelyUnshod: What am I thinking?
LRRbot: Council of the Absolute [2WU] | Creature — Human Advisor [2/4] | As Council of the Absolute enters the battlefield, choose a noncreature, nonland card name. / Your opponents can't cast spells with the chosen name. / Spells with the chosen name you cast cost {2} less to cast.
KodeMage: through the breach?
matthaus_c: !card underworld breach
LRRbot: Underworld Breach [1R] | Enchantment | Each nonland card in your graveyard has escape. The escape cost is equal to the card's mana cost plus exile three other cards from your graveyard. / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Underworld Breach.
MegaDosX: Mind's Desire is banned in Legacy
gibbousm: Banned in Legacy, legal in CMDR
MegaDosX: Might be what you're thinking of
KodeMage: underworld, yeah
Diabore:
artifact
Dog_of_Myth: yes
YeetTheRich_: Jesus graham
definenull: "uhh that one griffin"
tehfewl: Name Borborgymos
Mr_Bitterness: Sol Ring
gehennam_reborn: Is it still game one?
superdude097: Yes
Troian_Lesbian: Griselbrand Enraged
MegaDosX: Yeah this is still game one
MegaDosX: Borborygmos
micalovits: Green sun
Mr_Bitterness: Craterhoof and lock out Ben
SnowBuddy18: Moat
Earthenone: isocron scepter
KodeMage: yeah, rift
DrLigmaPhD: "I can go both ways" who knew hard control was bisexual
cmdrud87: rift is probably reasonable
KodeMage: dramatic reversal
ulifernando01: No Persistent Petitioners in that deck?
Sogheim: @tehfewl but then you'll play Borborygmos Enraged
LRRbot: Brain Freeze [1U] | Instant | Target player mills three cards. / Storm
dibles420: I'm not in tune with the lore, but how does this card relate to the Cultist of the Absolute from Baldur's Gate?
MegaDosX: You gotta single target with this
dibles420:
definenull: so many good cards
citizen_pain: @dibles420 they're from different planes so they've probably never heard of each other
cmdrud87: that mox is worth more than any edh deck I have
Serioavion: was that umbral mantle i saw in there?
Earthenone: !card spider spawning
LRRbot: Spider Spawning [4G] | Sorcery | Create a 1/2 green Spider creature token with reach for each creature card in your graveyard. / Flashback {6}{B}
superdude097: 15 29 8 51
MrBibz: hoof still in there
MegaDosX: Finale's gone
definenull: finale
frozenphoenix7: Genesis Wave
viloke_virran: @MrBibz I'm pretty sure hoof's in his hand.
KodeMage: anything he can use from the yard?
micalovits: Hoof on top incoming
laikagoat: 42 cards closer to hoof
Easilycrazyhat: Ah, so the question was "How many cards will Ben Ulmer mill on March 17, 2023?"
MegaDosX: Would Hoof kill the table now?
ulifernando01: Finale of Devastation can pick creatures from the bin
LRRbot: Autumn's Veil [G] | Instant | Spells you control can't be countered by blue or black spells this turn, and creatures you control can't be the targets of blue or black spells this turn.
DrLigmaPhD: Wheeler just wants the nightmare to end
Diabore: unless ben already has hoof in hand
MrBibz: lol yup heres hoof
maniac_fish: hoof has been in hand for a while
bwk789: Mana tithe
gibbousm: incoming Pyroblast
niccus: you can't just tithe a hoof, can you? that sounds illegal
dsavillian: are we getting hoofed?
definenull: hoofa doofa
frozenphoenix7:
Incoming Settle the Wreckage
Dog_of_Myth: Hoof
LRRbot: Craterhoof Behemoth [5GGG] | Creature — Beast [5/5] | Haste / When Craterhoof Behemoth enters the battlefield, creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.
MegaDosX: Hoof there it is!
thraximore: HOOF there it is
Diabore: the hoof is on fire
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Earthenone: so only 9 infect?
definenull: hoof math lets go
IntegralHamster: isn't the creature Ben tapped an elf wizard?
YeetTheRich_: big BOYY
MegaDosX: OH SHIT
gibbousm: did you pay the tax from GAAIV?
Alas_Babylon: 9 poison!
KodeMage: not enough to kill
northernmercury: Has hoof there it is been a CK button yet?
micalovits: !decks
niccus: is it exactly 9 poison
LithelyUnshod: @gibbousm He paid 9, so yes
viloke_virran: @niccus exactly 10
niccus: ooh, exactsies
definenull: yeah the infect makes the math more awkward
NarishmaReborn: could have used it for mana instead
MegaDosX: You kinda have to blow up Graham here, his board is terrifying
MrBibz: The timing on that zoom out was impeccable
DarknessKingCoH: We're in the endgame now
Grimnus: Do love a good hoof
definenull: thats a big dumper
Alex_Frostfire: Have to add lifelink, if applicable, right?
cmdrud87: how hilarious would it be if Graham had a Holy Day
neisan2112: That's soooo much ass on that side
MegaDosX: !card the archimandrite
LRRbot: The Archimandrite [2URW] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [0/5] | At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain X life, where X is the number of cards in your hand minus 4. / Whenever you gain life, each Advisor, Artificer, and Monk you control gains vigilance and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the amount of life you gained. / Tap three untapped Advisors, Artificers, and/or Monks you control: Draw a card.
Ukon_Cairns: i was thinking settle the wreckage. but surely not
bwk789: Angels grace please!
djalternative: aetherize would also be great but I don't remember how much that costs
Grimnus: Thats so fitting after getting milled for 42
DarknessKingCoH: Also automaton gets the buff from Sachi
niccus: 42 mill, 42 crack back...
definenull: graham can draw.. 2 more cards off the commander?
superdude097: If the game ends here, remember that Serge's commander is in his hand and shouldn't get shuffled in
bwk789: Aetherise is 4 mana
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MrBibz:
Alas_Babylon: 10
MegaDosX: Ten poison, yeah
DrLigmaPhD: We as a community need to dub toughness decks as Bootylicious decks
KodeMage: correct
MegaDosX: lmaooooooo
Badchop: Nah, bump it to 20.
MegaDosX: Yes people are complaining
Badchop: Or just ban infect players.
Dog_of_Myth: Ben is correct
Diabore: im hearing 15 poison
Daega_Prox:
sorrow_of_aria: Move it to 5
matthaus_c: down to 5 poison please
definenull: bring it down to one, live life on the edge
KodeMage: Ben's position is the orthodox belief.
Easilycrazyhat: It's a game played by gamers. Of course there're complaints.
MrQBear: Poison is now Deathtouch for Players
Badchop: Spotted the nerds with infect decks.
Forgotten_Lizard:
I think it should actually lower to 5, there aren't enough infect players in commander
TheCrippig03: In my play group we lowered it to 1
TemporallyAwry: If you can't talk to your friends about their infect issues, EDH isn't the problem.
djalternative: I here 1 poison. Anybody willing to go lower?
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
MegaDosX: Graham lives!
Diabore: @definenull blighted agent is now the strongest creature in commander
Daega_Prox:
PigmyOcelot: Infect is already at 30 for commander bc there are 3 times the opponents
matthaus_c:
@djalternative 0 poison and everyone loses as a beginning of game action
micalovits: I was so ready for Graham to dress down in response to hoof cast
Daega_Prox: so casually
Bionull: We found the farm at last. Craterhoof works there.
MegaDosX: Yeah Graham's in some serious trouble right now even if he's not outright dead
djalternative: @djalternative sold
KeytarCat: 35 and nothing going for me is a scary prospect
DrLigmaPhD: Thar was so ominous Wheeler
MegaDosX: !card dress down
LRRbot: Dress Down [1U] | Enchantment | Flash / When Dress Down enters the battlefield, draw a card. / Creatures lose all abilities. / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Dress Down.
Paranundrox: Dress Down doesn't target yeah
frozenphoenix7: I'd have found it funny
Paranundrox: Sudden Spoiling
Easilycrazyhat: So funny -_-
micalovits: No settle in the deck list, had to check xD
neisan2112: Dress Down can be brutal
DrLigmaPhD: Settle the Wreckage is my favorite card that I hate
bwk789: With trample
flatluigi: why is snapcaster over there
NewtyNewts: What did Ben cast?
Earthenone: remember advisor tap draws before things die
Paranundrox: blocking the Shaman
Ukon_Cairns: @flatluigi to block
frozenphoenix7: @flatluigi Blocking for Wheeler
MegaDosX: @NewtyNewts Autumn's Veil then Hoof
Paranundrox: going to 9 infect
paronomasiac042: and he just morphs all over the place
flatluigi: oh, for some reason i thought serge was being attacked
bytecaster: Also did we have the break we wanted to take after Wheelers turn?
Earthenone: surely no one has a proliferate
MegaDosX: I think they said another loop of the table
flatluigi: no but i think the game feels like it's ending
neisan2112: lmao
MegaDosX: Dockside Extortionist, known Advisor
MurphEP: Pirate Advisor, surely
matthaus_c: treasurers are a sort of advisor
TemporallyAwry: Pirate has good advice "treasure good"
Paranundrox: !card archimandrite
LRRbot: The Archimandrite [2URW] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [0/5] | At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain X life, where X is the number of cards in your hand minus 4. / Whenever you gain life, each Advisor, Artificer, and Monk you control gains vigilance and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the amount of life you gained. / Tap three untapped Advisors, Artificers, and/or Monks you control: Draw a card.
bytecaster: Advisors are all about the butt
citizen_pain: Extortion is a kind of advice right?
DrLigmaPhD: I love Magic because "1, 2, thats a pirate..." makes perfect sense
MegaDosX: Should we put a die on Wheeler's board for the poison?
patrick_stonecrusher: "I advise you to give me money"
dabudder: thats the name of wheelers autobiography
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — Urza's Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — Urza's Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
KodeMage: what is your deck's refractory period?
gibbousm: !quote
matthaus_c: why do birds suddenly appear
LRRbot: Sunspire Griffin [1WW] | Creature — Griffin [2/3] | Flying
A_Dub888: !findquote caw
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
cmdrlyrandar: BIRDS!!!
NewtyNewts: No breaks needed
Easilycrazyhat: KAKAW
NarishmaReborn: arbiter
gibbousm: !findquote bird
LRRbot: Quote #2212: "I like spinning birds." —Ian [2016-03-29]
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Alfred Hitchcock's Trinisphere
definenull: gg, g
KodeMage: what was under the enchantment?
MegaDosX:
Graham did his best Icarus impression there
KodeMage: plz
KodeMage: awww...
bytecaster: But we want to know!
DrLigmaPhD: !findquote one
LRRbot: Quote #7784: "James I need your powers of math.' 'Said no one ever.'" —Serge and James [2021-09-21]
Easilycrazyhat: A secret lost to time
Dog_of_Myth: Paul!!
neisan2112: Oh nooooo
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Sogheim: only morph creatures have to be revealed, right?
Austere_Squire: in order to play cEDH, first you get a bunch of birds
Easilycrazyhat: I said LOST TO TIME
nightraven949: I now know why shakespear said kill all the lawyers
LRRbot: Riftsweeper [1G] | Creature — Elf Shaman [2/2] | When Riftsweeper enters the battlefield, choose target face-up exiled card. Its owner shuffles it into their library.
definenull: wait
MrBibz: holy shit
matthaus_c: LMAO
definenull: hoof returns?
thraximore:
niccus: the hoof roulette is live
MegaDosX: HOLY CRAP
thraximore: let's go
Dog_of_Myth: YES
MegaDosX: Craterhoof Returned
tehfewl: HOOF there it is!
Pywodwagon: Somehow, Hoof has Returned
KodeMage: just need to glimpse and find him again
Dog_of_Myth: It's the Hoof that lived
control_rig: Hoof 2: Electric Hoofaloo
Rustpile: formerly banned in commander riftsweeper
niccus: congratulations hoof on coming back from the farm upstate
Grimnus: Hoofs back on the menu
DrLigmaPhD: Hoof's back on the escalator again!
mugulord: !uptime
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MegaDosX: !updog
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Paranundrox: before the Command Zone existed, Commanders existed in Exile yeah
ElektroTal: riftsweeper was banned because there used to not be a command zone
matthaus_c: classic 2008
dibles420: 2000 and late more like
KodeMage: that's a button
ReachW: All my Hoofs, Swords'd.
matthaus_c: G did as his deck name does and sent Hoof to a Farm
Pharmacistjudge: Whether We Wanted It Or Not...hoof has been shuffled back into the library
DrLigmaPhD: Noodle my dudle
eshplode: Please. My hoof. He's so swordsed
Larkonus: Hoof was kicked off the farm for trampling too many crops.
bytecaster: Achilles only weakness: Getting sworded in the hoof
TheWriterAleph: bork bork
KodeMage: "someone swords'd my hoof"
NewtyNewts: Doodal, Bruuuude
Verrain2: I used to be a planeswalker but then I took a Sword to the knee.
Dog_of_Myth: @Pharmacistjudge RIP Lance
MegaDosX: !card changeling outcast
LRRbot: Changeling Outcast [B] | Creature — Shapeshifter [1/1] | Changeling / Changeling Outcast can't block and can't be blocked.
MegaDosX: Timeless, not Timely
Alas_Babylon: honorary and real Ninja, Changeling Outcast?
MrQBear:
Doodal Brude/Doodle Brood sounds like an uncard that makes copies of creatures that are also 'art' in addition to their other types.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "Is Wheeler acting in my best interest" answer no. always.
LRRbot: Patron of the Moon [5UU] | Legendary Creature — Spirit [5/4] | Moonfolk offering / Flying / {1}: Put up to two land cards from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
definenull: ooh tricksy
LRRbot: Timeless Witness [2GG] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | When Timeless Witness enters the battlefield, return target card from your graveyard to your hand. / Eternalize {5}{G}{G}
DrLigmaPhD: The oil die looks like my nailpolish
definenull: finale?
NarishmaReborn: ooh that reminds me of today's magic story
MegaDosX: This is practically a tutor
micalovits: Finale for double hoof!
MrBibz: milling, only good when it kills them
gibbousm: Genesis Wave is in there too
citizen_pain: !card finale of devastation
LRRbot: Finale of Devastation [XGG] | Sorcery | Search your library and/or graveyard for a creature card with mana value X or less and put it onto the battlefield. If you search your library this way, shuffle. If X is 10 or more, creatures you control get +X/+X and gain haste until end of turn.
azidbern95: Graham's got a Jeskai hangover
matthaus_c: double double craterhoof trouble
flatluigi: love to end the game with finale
LRRbot: Inventors' Fair | Legendary Land | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Inventors' Fair: Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
DrLigmaPhD: @azidbern95 Sounds like slang from Strixhaven frats
LRRbot: Zeriam, Golden Wind [3W] | Legendary Creature — Griffin [3/4] | Flying / Whenever a Griffin you control deals combat damage to a player, create a 2/2 white Griffin creature token with flying.
flatluigi: honestly
flatluigi: that'd be really cool
niccus: how many cards did you down last night my dude
MegaDosX: Game 2, everyone passes their deck to their right?
flatluigi: +1 for graham and ben swapping decks
KodeMage: commander costs how much?
KeytarCat: @MegaDosX I think that's a cool idea for these silly nights
MegaDosX: Four mana for it because it was from his hand
KodeMage: oh, nm
MurphEP: cJumpstart
SmashTCG: like tiny bones
MrBibz: there's a tron jumpstart pack with karn now
ElektroTal: griffins have some surprising stax friends
bytecaster: @MurphEP or cJS for short
gibbousm: it snowballs super hard, but requires you play Griffins so....there's a tradeoff
matthaus_c: after all, Hoof is in JumpStart
DrLigmaPhD: Unobstructed it's just an exponential growth each turn
bwk789: I built tiny bones from a jump pack
MurphEP: @bytecaster absolutely
MegaDosX: Gesundheit Serge
PigmyOcelot: Squeak
mugulord: good pokerface
MegaDosX: Finale just ends the game
citizen_pain: !card regal force
LRRbot: Regal Force [4GGG] | Creature — Elemental [5/5] | When Regal Force enters the battlefield, draw a card for each green creature you control.
SevereTrollingAddiction: !card regal force
LRRbot: Regal Force [4GGG] | Creature — Elemental [5/5] | When Regal Force enters the battlefield, draw a card for each green creature you control.
definenull: !card regal force
LRRbot: Regal Force [4GGG] | Creature — Elemental [5/5] | When Regal Force enters the battlefield, draw a card for each green creature you control.
MegaDosX: Regal Force is funny
Pywodwagon: finale for hoof
MegaDosX: Eight to find Hoof, ten for the extra buff
LRRbot: Finale of Devastation [XGG] | Sorcery | Search your library and/or graveyard for a creature card with mana value X or less and put it onto the battlefield. If you search your library this way, shuffle. If X is 10 or more, creatures you control get +X/+X and gain haste until end of turn.
MegaDosX: All the Finales have an "if 10 or more" clause
SnowBuddy18: finale for hoof?
definenull: OH
LRRbot: Narset's Reversal [UU] | Instant | Copy target instant or sorcery spell, then return it to its owner's hand. You may choose new targets for the copy.
MrBibz: YES
KodeMage: nice
Fruan: NO U
MegaDosX: !card twincast
DrLigmaPhD: The X value is copied right?
LRRbot: Uyo, Silent Prophet [4UU] | Legendary Creature — Moonfolk Wizard [4/4] | Flying / {2}, Return two lands you control to their owner's hand: Copy target instant or sorcery spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
MrBibz: I love reversal so much
MegaDosX: WOW
Paranundrox: he wants it on the stack so he can keep copying it
Paranundrox: yeah
MegaDosX: Yeah Finale's gone by the time she hits
MegaDosX: But that would have been hilarious
MrBibz: Especially when stealing Finales
LRRbot: Regal Force [4GGG] | Creature — Elemental [5/5] | When Regal Force enters the battlefield, draw a card for each green creature you control.
Bionull: Uyo, the only good original moonfolk
definenull: inb4 ben draws the hoof now
MegaDosX: You might draw Hoof this way though
SK__Ren: The counterspell moonfolk is also pretty good
SmashTCG: Timeless is black
matthaus_c: Wheel of Force-tune
MegaDosX: Timeless is technically black right now year
Wonderdoc: The witness is black cause eternalized right?
MegaDosX: yeah*
Silver_Drgn: The witness isn't green anymore
viloke_virran: timeless is currently black.
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definenull: remember: finale also targets graveyards
MegaDosX: It may not matter all that much?
LRRbot: Emerald Medallion [2] | Artifact | Green spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Alas_Babylon: Green creatures now cost 3 less
Silver_Drgn: it doesn't just semantics
MrBibz: graham and ben having an emeril joke on their own over there
LRRbot: Eternal Witness [1GG] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | When Eternal Witness enters the battlefield, you may return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
KodeMage: though, we should remind them as the eternalized should be marked
LRRbot: Autumn's Veil [G] | Instant | Spells you control can't be countered by blue or black spells this turn, and creatures you control can't be the targets of blue or black spells this turn.
MegaDosX: Good choice
Ohpea: If Wheeler loses does he get kicked off the advisory group?
Badchop: Cheat step pls
MegaDosX:
Mishra's Vault?
LRRbot: Static Orb [3] | Artifact | As long as Static Orb is untapped, players can't untap more than two permanents during their untap steps.
MrBibz: POG
Earthenone: if this is an advisory position on a pole match
MegaDosX: WOW
flatluigi: wow
matthaus_c: YESSSS
MurphEP: bruh
Ryenji:
definenull: we're here for the long haul folks
KodeMage: ouphe
TwitchTVsFrank: Lmao
bytecaster: Yes!
MrBibz: WIN SERGE DO IT
superdude097: Urza's Saga Trigger
MegaDosX:
Hey you feeling clever Reversaling the Finale Wheeler?
SevereTrollingAddiction: urza's saga?
code1300: Saga
lackingsanity: Lmaooooo
northos: boy static orb is MEAN
Easilycrazyhat: Just one more round, everyone.
Spanked42: jesus christ what a monster!
Camail: annnd go to commercial
Dumori: Stax!
patrick_stonecrusher: Snerge moment
gibbousm: get Sol Ring?
cmdrud87: good thing I don't have anything to do today anymore
definenull: snerge
flatluigi: like, irl
shurtal: See y'all for Is This Your Card, where they'll finish this game
MrBibz: Ben is still untapping with 8 mana tbf
MrBibz: or 6 i guess
Nyxjbm: Prison Serge best Serge
cmdrud87: yes, today
drthvd3r: So, I guess we're not playing a second game tonight. Time to go to break?
lirazel64: !badadvice
LRRbot: Well, You died.
Easilycrazyhat: Top o'the evening to ya
cmdrud87: and Steve Austin day
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
protocol_gamma: Plus Nyxthos is in hand, so however much that adds
SmashTCG: i Put on the 2021 DB shirt
SmashTCG: so im safe
DrLigmaPhD: Ben not playong snake tribal instead out of respect
MrBibz: the vigilance griffin synergizing with static orb
niccus: well only one player's playing a green deck, so i think that sorts out the pinch privileges
goombalax: And Friday the 13th
azidbern95: and Pi Day was Tuesday
gibbousm: I'm still getting adjusted
cmdrud87: don't ask, it's been a long week
TheTunnelingCat: so is this just clearly not cEDH but with a bunch of wheelers really expensive cards
MegaDosX: Snake Tribal is actually real in commander
Badchop: deez what though
code1300: Did serge add mana before sack
Easilycrazyhat: There no rule in the book saying a dead person *can't* play Magic.
Nyxjbm: I hope Serge is on Armageddon
DrLigmaPhD: It's also St. Patrick's whole deal... snakes I mean
flatluigi: @TheTunnelingCat they are playing to win and with cards that are much more competitive than casual
sku11rend: Does Graham know about Lance Reddick the va for Zavala
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
MegaDosX: What a reference Wheeler
bytecaster: Serge is attacking for 30 with his Pegasi
Tripleyew: Serge math strikes again
flatluigi: @sku11rend if he didn't this wouldn't be the time to bring it up
YareNiDaze: Off by one many times.
LRRbot: Static Orb [3] | Artifact | As long as Static Orb is untapped, players can't untap more than two permanents during their untap steps.
sku11rend: Sorry idk why that took so long to post I wrote that waaaaaay earlier
Bionull: More like Griffouts. Wait, what.
DrLigmaPhD: Who's got a seedborn muse?
powerflapjack: serge looks into the camera and says "then let me be evil"
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
definenull: ??
niccus: it's ok, serge's deck will break us on its own
MegaDosX: Hmmmmm *counts Wheeler's mana*
Bionull: I too am comfortably static
SmashTCG: my mind would be in a Very Angery static
flatluigi: ben can play his nykthos he mentioned at least
KodeMage: needs to get that cradle from his yard
definenull: see? edh!
Alas_Babylon: See? EDH!
Earthenone: !findquote orb
LRRbot: Quote #5227: "We got milkshake orb'ed!" —Beej [2018-08-03]
bytecaster: Good thing those griffin tokens come in untapped, Static Orb synergy!
matthaus_c: Cedhmoor Witch
Alas_Babylon: @definenull *high-five*
Angelic_Bovines: i'm on a cedh diet... i see edh, i play it
SevereTrollingAddiction: !card reclamation sage
LRRbot: Reclamation Sage [2G] | Creature — Elf Shaman [2/1] | When Reclamation Sage enters the battlefield, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.
cmdrlyrandar: my sniffer is smelling a Rift
NewtyNewts: C. E. Deehaych. It's in the game.
GreatWahooney: that orb sure takes some pondering
definenull: @Alas_Babylon drift compatible!
Sogheim: I don't think I've seen a cEDH game that's lasted this long. congrats.
DarknessKingCoH: mmm watcha cedh
SevereTrollingAddiction:
Rec Sage is a shaman
northos: @sku11rend it's more that asking people about sad world/celebrity news while they're live on stream is not a great idea as it can put them in an uncomfortable spot if it ends up having a big emotional impact on them
niccus: earth defense horse
silv3r_54: GOTTEM Clap
code1300: Shamans tap for two
Verrain2: Never rolled a dH.
dabudder: when you play commander on a cruise ship, its called Sea EDH
Angelic_Bovines: an honour to be doxxed by wheeler
NewtyNewts: Double gulp.
LRRbot: Autumn's Veil [G] | Instant | Spells you control can't be countered by blue or black spells this turn, and creatures you control can't be the targets of blue or black spells this turn.
Earthenone: all EDH is CEDH in canada
protocol_gamma: Draw for turn?
shurtal: god i need to watch Dumb and Dumber again
Austere_Squire: does Sea EDH mean you guys are doing a monoblue game?
DrLigmaPhD: Zee zop doo bop
LRRbot: Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}: Choose a color. Add an amount of mana of that color equal to your devotion to that color.
LoadingReadyRun: alt: i'm on a cedh diet... i see edh, and I die to it
MurphEP: Shrine to Nixon?
Alas_Babylon: The symbol of his church?
KodeMage: infinite with staff?
MegaDosX: I smell a storm coming
bytecaster: @Austere_Squire It means maritime rules enforcement applies!
DrLigmaPhD: Shrine to bofa
Earthenone: and we only need 12!
ReachW: Shrine 2: Nyx.
cmdrlyrandar: nah, i smell a rift
SevereTrollingAddiction:
bathroom Commander is called pEDH
MegaDosX: Ben, count Wheeler's mana
LRRbot: Finale of Devastation [XGG] | Sorcery | Search your library and/or graveyard for a creature card with mana value X or less and put it onto the battlefield. If you search your library this way, shuffle. If X is 10 or more, creatures you control get +X/+X and gain haste until end of turn.
distrustingspectator: decks!
distrustingspectator: !deck
MegaDosX: !card autumn's veil
LRRbot: Autumn's Veil [G] | Instant | Spells you control can't be countered by blue or black spells this turn, and creatures you control can't be the targets of blue or black spells this turn.
distrustingspectator: !decks
Earthenone: spells on the stack dont get hexproof
MrBibz: !card summer's veil
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
MegaDosX: Yeah creatures can't be targeted, spells can be
MrBibz: !card veil of cummer
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
MrBibz: fuck me
hd_dabnado: LMAO
cmdrlyrandar: >.>
Earthenone: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Are you wondering what's causing our movement to be controlled?
flatluigi: bibz.
frozenphoenix7: It got Intuition'd
definenull: does it matter that ben's stuff are +12/+12
silv3r_54: what is the card that copies the spell ?
MrBibz: @flatluigi i deserve all shame
Ponkaton: Gave yard
SmashTCG: ben might live?
micalovits: Ben could copy it twice more and just block everything I guess
gibbousm: beeg
DeGunner: Can't be countered by spells so would creature abilities work?
bwk789: !card yo
Ponkaton: Finale gets graveyard
bwk789: !card uyo
silenceaux: !card craterhoof
niccus: moderately large creatures
TimWinGame: finale can get tiller engine out of the graveyard, right?
Ponkaton: Get tiller from graveyard
DrLigmaPhD: @MrBibz Save that for SEDH, Strip EDH
Diabore:
but does hoof have haste
MegaDosX: !card staff of domination
LRRbot: Staff of Domination [3] | Artifact | {1}: Untap Staff of Domination. / {2}, {T}: You gain 1 life. / {3}, {T}: Untap target creature. / {4}, {T}: Tap target creature. / {5}, {T}: Draw a card.
Edgeng: Wheeler’s creatures get buff too
tehfewl: also wheeler's creatures get the +X/+X from the finale
code1300: And wheelers get buffed two
MegaDosX: Yeah Wheeler's creatures are about to get big too
Paranundrox: can wheeler go infinite off this
Nyxjbm: Wheelers creatures are swole
silv3r_54:
Paranundrox: get Tiller and then Tiller + Patron
GreatWahooney: did Ben count the Centaur discount?
LRRbot: Tiller Engine [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct [1/3] | Whenever a land enters the battlefield tapped and under your control, choose one — / • Untap that land. / • Tap target nonland permanent an opponent controls.
MegaDosX: Finale can hit graveyards
LRRbot: Uyo, Silent Prophet [4UU] | Legendary Creature — Moonfolk Wizard [4/4] | Flying / {2}, Return two lands you control to their owner's hand: Copy target instant or sorcery spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
circusofkirkus: do wheeler's creatures get +10/10 too?
micalovits: +20+20 for wheelers dudes now
Alas_Babylon: No, +20/+20
frozenphoenix7: @circusofkirkus They should, yes.
viloke_virran: @circusofkirkus yes, for each time he copies it.
ed_v0n_schleck: @GreatWahooney Omenhoof only discounts creatures afaik
protocol_gamma: Can ben's spells be targeted by Uyo because of the veil?
Paranundrox: yes
silv3r_54:
niccus: that's a threatening statement
MegaDosX: Yes
frozenphoenix7: @protocol_gamma Stops spells from being countered, but not targeted.
matthaus_c: let's see-edh
NarishmaReborn: altar of dementia?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "I don't need to attack" that is a terrifying statement
MegaDosX: Veil only stops creatures being targeted
silv3r_54: where we're going, we don't need to attack
SuddenlyPandas: LetHimCook
GreatWahooney: @ed_v0n_schleck oh, so it does. nevermind then!
NerdSoda: patron liiiiiiiines!
citizen_pain: !card party crasher
LRRbot: Party Crasher [4R] | Creature — Goblin Berserker [3/3] | Haste / You can attack with Party Crasher once each combat during each opponent's turn.
Kyir: "I don't need to attack" says Wheeler, in the tone of a YuGiOh villain
Paranundrox: !card Autum's veil
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
dm818: could just tap ben's creatures
MegaDosX: !card autumn's veil
LRRbot: Autumn's Veil [G] | Instant | Spells you control can't be countered by blue or black spells this turn, and creatures you control can't be the targets of blue or black spells this turn.
silv3r_54:
Paranundrox: !card Autums Veil
Earthenone: dont all his creatures get + 30 or whatever?
matthaus_c: the man is just flipping between being dead and killing the table
Paranundrox: You can also tap his attackers
Paranundrox: with Tiller correct?
Xavbull: Blue player moment
Alas_Babylon: @Paranundrox If they come in tapped
silv3r_54: LMAO
circusofkirkus: LOL
niccus: in response to my conceding,
powerflapjack: they call him wheeler tripconcedes
Paranundrox: @Alas_Babylon yeah but he can copy it a handful of times and then tap a few as well
SevereTrollingAddiction: while concession is on the stack,
GhostofJeffGoldblum: game getting slightly punchy
silv3r_54: conceDH
definenull: GG
GreatWahooney: got there!
MurphEP: Good games
vitolefou: This is the best lol
MegaDosX: Yeah that got a little weird
Earthenone: ben attacks the moon
hd_dabnado: Commercial Break!
flatluigi: now everyone take your break and get unpunchy
josh___something:
genemk3: "I feel jebaited into this play" -hoof player when trying to get hoof
TemporallyAwry:
We're finally FREE
silv3r_54: Clap
circusofkirkus:
NewtyNewts: Time for a brief game 1.5?
midnightcurryjazz: this is the best
hackingducks: nicely timed at 2 hours
DeM0nFiRe:
RabbitGrrrl: Premier moonfolk pilot
MurphEP:
GreatWahooney:
I'll watch game 2 on the vod, good night everyone
MegaDosX: Wow.
Kyir: Game two, ending everyone's friendships forever
MegaDosX: That went places
Timagio:
niccus: toe to tip, that's a game of magic
Spanked42: I missed something. Who won lol
Grimnus: Now this is content
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Ben won
voslan: I love this, but man it does a great job of showing why i hate cEDH
KodeMage: !uptime
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bungalow_: holy crap that was just game 1? What did I just enter?
DrLigmaPhD: And I assume y'all will be having coffee and some weed to come down from that madness
Timagio: @Spanked42 We, the viewer.
Earthenone: game 2, live life like trisispheres in play
SevereTrollingAddiction: one of the Bens won
BirkaBirkowski: @spanked42 we did
ElektroTal: man, that was about to end in a fight, lol
randombillfolds: Magic as Garfield (the other one) intended.
flatluigi: @Spanked42 ben hoofed, wheeler thought he could respond and win but couldn't
neisan2112: This is so much better than I thought it would be
panpan_unbroken:
yikes 
Spanked42: Alright then lol
WiJohn: @Spanked42 Some Ben
TheCrippig03: defiantly the most scuffed cEDH game i've ever seen
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @ElektroTal it was a little dicey
Spanked42: Ben Ten?
Bionull: Pretty sure Wheeler was very alive, but conceding is good too
Verrain2: That was incredible.
distrustingspectator: that was healthy communication. and im being sincere. had a disagreement and worked it out. good job guys
Aneranium: nothing can stop the hoof (a third time!)
definenull: tbf at that point the stack was too messy to properly resolve
Wonderdoc: Wheeler couldve finaled his snappy back in to reversal the finale again right?
DrLigmaPhD: Not often you see triple hoof in a game
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silenceaux: @Bionull I get the impression Wheeler was alive for that one turn, but didn't think he could outmaneuver Ben in his next turn. (Serge is presumed dead)
LithelyUnshod: @voslan Actual cEDH usually goes smoother than that
Kit300: That whole game is a great reminder why I dont play cedh lmao
SuddenlyPandas: @voslan can confirm, usually play cedh and it goes a lot smoother
Earthenone: i really like serge's deck, slow things down and win with durdely birds
Bionull: @Bionull He got to survive while tutoring out like 4 creatures if he wanted. Pretty sure a Meloku infinite was achievable.
ElektroTal: that game had very little to do with actual cedh, which has way more interaction and stack triggers, and also no one was playing 4c partners
Aneranium: @Earthenone um actually, they're unicorns /s
bytecaster: @Earthenone How dare you call the majestic griffin durdely!
neisan2112: Remember these decks dont run as smooth as the full on cedh decks would, so that didnt help
Paranundrox: that was more just a relatively complicated board state and new decks
neisan2112: That too
Paranundrox: it's not like these are decks everyone at the table is playing consistently
flatluigi: @Kit300 i wouldn't count this as representative of cedh, just representative of playing with a different card pool than usual
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hd_dabnado: I still have this song in my big music playlist and it is a delight every time it comes on
Alas_Babylon: People aren't also typically playing three mana 1/3s with vigilance in CEDG
Wonderdoc: @elektrotal is vial smasher thrassios still as deadly a deck as it was when introduced?
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Alas_Babylon: It's up there, but it's not considered the strongest combo anymore
Bionull: I am a bit surprised that Esper Sentinel stuck around like it did. Expected lots of interaction.
Xavbull: forgot twitch prime existed
Alas_Babylon: Think Tymna/Ludevic might be considered top dog now
Earthenone:
the removal slots were filled with random vanilla creatures i assume
Wonderdoc: Thanks @alas_babylon
DrLigmaPhD: @Bionull I think people see it as annoting but don't value it enough to justify removal
MajimaGo: ty everyone in here to be pretty much cool
neisan2112: In a full prison deck, I dont see how serge would have lost with that opening.
silenceaux: @Bionull Now that I think about it more, if Ben does kill Serge, static orb goes away in Wheeler's favour.
Alas_Babylon: @MajimaGo Heck yeah, we do try our best
Gaz_L: i sort of liken cEDH to playing a TTRPG and min-maxing your character regardless of if it makes sense for the story. it can absolutely be enjoyed if everyone goes in knowing what they're in for, but it's also definitely not gonna be for a large chunk of people
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niccus: there was just enough disruption going around to not prioritize the sentinel
MajimaGo:
@Alas_Babylon 
Alas_Babylon:
DrLigmaPhD: @Gaz_L I often build for flavor so I know CEDH isn't my jam, but I still respect it
ElektroTal: cedh is like your hero in endgame armor in the cutscene wearing 40 different pieces from unrelated sets because the stat boosts are just that good
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Alas_Babylon: And my dream EDH deck is whatever the Sultai Human/Whale-Wolf pair is with Ninjas, so you've got me beat probably
Gaz_L: @Gaz_L oh, to be clear, i'm very much on the side of 'not my thing' either
Kit300: Nah thats pretty close to my past cEDH experiences. You either get steam rolled, card locked, or enless combo'd. But hey to each their own. cEDH is fun to watch but not my cup of tea to play.
matthaus_c: @ElektroTal tbf my Elesh Norn helmet looks really good with my Preston greaves
Paranundrox: @Kit300 but sometimes *you* get to do those things
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c And the White Plume helmet?
Fruan: I can't get past the disonance of playing the most effiect and cutthroat interactions possible combined with the training wheels of a commander in the commandzone, but I'm glad people seem to enjoy it.
Gaz_L: b-b-but Fashion Souls, @ElektroTal !
DrLigmaPhD: Still need a deck to play Chromanticore in
matthaus_c:
@MegaDosX the Initiative creatures are my gauntlets
powerflapjack: @ElektroTal the fbltph shoulders...
Bionull: I don't really know why someone who wants competitive games would pick EDH over a format that lets you have 4 ofs, but people like what they like.
MegaDosX:
@matthaus_c I realised after I said that you said it was a Norn helmet, so that tracks
genemk3: @Fruan couldnt have said it better myself
Alas_Babylon: !card Ukkima
LRRbot: Ukkima, Stalking Shadow [1UB] | Legendary Creature — Whale Wolf [2/2] | Partner with Cazur, Ruthless Stalker / Ukkima, Stalking Shadow can't be blocked. / When Ukkima leaves the battlefield, it deals X damage to target player and you gain X life, where X is its power.
Paranundrox: @Bionull I mean the lack of consistency is why I like Canlander
Alas_Babylon: Yeah, those two boys
Decaped: That was the first game of commander on LRR in a while that every deck got to do its thing in the same game. I think that's the draw, honestly.
Paranundrox: or at least, consistency without as much repetition
Alas_Babylon: Ukkima/Cazur Ninjas, let's go
MegaDosX: @Bionull Remember that half of the people at this table play Canlander fairly religiously, which is also a one-of format
laundreydhull: You'd think there'd be a funny house rule where if a player loses the game, but if the permanents they control statically affected each player, that they could become emblems where as everything that player did would still affect the board state even after they lost? Am I making sense hypothetically?
powerflapjack: @Alas_Babylon I've got an ukkima/cazur initiative deck that just goes hard
flatluigi: jumpscare
Durzo_Blint_: jesus that was loud
Kyir: hohohoho
definenull: mawp
thraximore:
MegaDosX: Oh yay they're friends again
Gaz_L: indubitably
stevefromdetroit: How drole
ElektroTal: jesus christ that yanked me back
Alas_Babylon: @laundreydhull Yeah, but especially in games like this that could be horribly taxing on the brain
Xavbull: average cEDH post-game
Nydestroyer: fuck that scared the shit out of me
thegreatwyrdling: Hohohoho
bytecaster: I enjoyed the void!
Kyir: Thanks for letting us out of the basement
MegaDosX: I cast Magic Missile at the darkness!
definenull: nap time!
Manwichcannon:
Tee hee my dear fellows
GhostofJeffGoldblum: yes,m we're like birds
thegreatwyrdling: NAP TIME
djalternative: the void is where I thrive
SuddenlyPandas: please turn on the lights, it's dark in here
MurphEP: I stop existing when you're not on stream
flatluigi: zzz muh
GhostofJeffGoldblum: put a blanket over us and we got o sleep
paronomasiac042: i cease to exist when the stream is offline
nyoomgoom: no i live in the shadows, it's true
Earthenone: ahh, your'e awakek
powerflapjack: aaron rodgers confirmed to be a LRR subscriber
Gaz_L: when we disappear from Ben's mind's eye, we disappear altogether
Alas_Babylon: We've all been figments of your imagination anyway, so
BrindleBoar: yeah, you put a blanket over our cage and we just go to sleep
MurphEP: Woohoo game 2
DrLigmaPhD: I never left the darkness, Ben. I'm in the shadows, watching, waiting. I'll be seeing you shortly
laundreydhull: Hahaha, decadent laughter bits...
MegaDosX: Mana Tithe incoming!
mugulord: just jersey us to sleep
niccus: wh- just land?!
flatluigi: aw, ben and graham didn't swap decks
MegaDosX: (probably Path or Swords but TIthe would be funny)
LRRbot: Mox Diamond [0] | Artifact | If Mox Diamond would enter the battlefield, you may discard a land card instead. If you do, put Mox Diamond onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
DeM0nFiRe: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
MurphEP: You click mute on me and then I go to sleep
airylan: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: betrayal...
Nydestroyer: refuel
thraximore: BRUH
matthaus_c: oh hell yeah
GhostofJeffGoldblum: wwell, here we go
MegaDosX: T1 Rhystic Study holy shit
mugulord: strong start
definenull: bruh
MrBibz: "Trinisphere"
MurphEP:
DrLigmaPhD: bruh
Alas_Babylon: Oh, I see, we've chosen violence
citizen_pain: !card rhystic study
LRRbot: Rhystic Study [2U] | Enchantment | Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may draw a card unless that player pays {1}.
LRRbot: Rhystic Study [2U] | Enchantment | Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may draw a card unless that player pays {1}.
MegaDosX: Play a spell
Paranundrox: it's Esper Sentinel but every spell
MegaDosX: Draw a card is Smothering Tithe yeah
paronomasiac042: "out of gas" he says with a turn one rhystic study
DrLigmaPhD: @laundreydhull Occasionally I'm possessed by the need to write something pointlessly ominous
MegaDosX: Good joke streamer
MurphEP: Good cJoke
SmashTCG: i need that as a gif
laundreydhull: Lawl....
SmashTCG: "im hilarious"
LRRbot: Prismatic Vista | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Prismatic Vista: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
matthaus_c:
was way more impressed by the turn one Trinisphere tbh
Earthenone:
Ben thinning his deck here
definenull: always remember to give your deck scritches
Bionull: I wonder what prismatic does in that deck
DeM0nFiRe:
laikagoat:
bytecaster: Lets workshop the joke!
MegaDosX: Two players on T1 Rhystic Study would be so much
Kit300: Ultimate inside joke
LRRbot: Wild Growth [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant land / Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional {G}.
cmdrud87: aaw, had hoped for the spell pierce there
DrLigmaPhD: My best
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
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LRRbot: Grim Monolith [2] | Artifact | Grim Monolith doesn't untap during your untap step. / {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. / {4}: Untap Grim Monolith.
LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
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LRRbot: Damping Sphere [2] | Artifact | If a land is tapped for two or more mana, it produces {C} instead of any other type and amount. / Each spell a player casts costs {1} more to cast for each other spell that player has cast this turn.
MegaDosX: WOW
Earthenone: moist orb
matthaus_c: LMAO
thraximore: LET'S GO
silv3r_54:
definenull: BRUH
cmdrud87: rekt
laundreydhull: Say, wouldn't meld tribal be very feelsbad? There's barely six of them.
matthaus_c: Stax! *jazz hands*
MegaDosX: "Heck Ben" says Serge
micalovits: !card wild growth
LRRbot: Wild Growth [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant land / Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional {G}.
Natedogg2: Well, at least that doesn't affect Wild Growth mana...
TemporallyAwry:
We're getting into overtime
laundreydhull: Eeks.
Paranundrox: it adds an additoonal
Pharmacistjudge: umm wild growth is a trigger
definenull: "instead"
Fruan: instead.
Paranundrox: the land isn't tapping for 2
cmdrud87: he can still tap it for green, right?
Pharmacistjudge: so it's not counted for damping sphere
Natedogg2: The extra mana is from the Growth's triggered mana ability, not the land itself, so it's not affected by the Sphere.
Earthenone: its a trigger
DrLigmaPhD: Serge I need you to see a professional about your desperate need to ruin peoples' days
Pywodwagon: wild growth is not effected by Damping Sphere
matthaus_c: Magic: The Gathering
laundreydhull:
I use this one against Unifier Jodah's 
Angelic_Bovines: as the good doctor ricky garfield intended
powerflapjack: Serge just thinks it's time for Ben's tax refund
matthaus_c: second main phase, hold priority, pass priority?
ElektroTal: serge is the biggest cupcake and kindest guy i know, *except* when sitting across the table in a magic game
neisan2112:
Alas_Babylon: I feel like we got a wee glimpse into the latest North 100
silv3r_54: hold priority...
Nydestroyer: but ben you are the expert on what the hell this card does
definenull:
might need a 4 way chess clock
bytecaster: Wheeler is just not used to starting with a 99 card deck
Natedogg2: Apparently, this is the nonsense I get to see when I start watching.
LRRbot: Gemstone Caverns | Legendary Land | If Gemstone Caverns is in your opening hand and you're not the starting player, you may begin the game with Gemstone Caverns on the battlefield with a luck counter on it. If you do, exile a card from your hand. / {T}: Add {C}. If Gemstone Caverns has a luck counter on it, instead add one mana of any color.
Pharmacistjudge:
@ElektroTal you need to hang out with serge longer
Durzo_Blint_: I want to see a commander night where everyone rolls a dice and they randomly swap decks.
flatluigi: if anyone here hasn't watched north 100 showdown, somehow, please do
Fanklok: Serge is the very nice old man in an anime that everyone is deathly terrified of
DrLigmaPhD: @ElektroTal I assume the combination of glee and laughter combined with unmitigated cruelty gives off profound Joker vibes
definenull:
silv3r_54:
Bionull: It'll turn out Serge had a Wingmare in hand the whole time.
MegaDosX: Holy shit
Earthenone: live your moistened dream
Paranundrox: also the mox isn't online
MegaDosX: "Second game might go faster" hey guess what you guys
flatluigi: it's DAMPING sphere
cmdrud87: doesn't the sphere just tax from the 2nd spell?
flatluigi: thank you graham
DeM0nFiRe:
SmashTCG: DAMPING
Nydestroyer: you can cast both right?
ElektroTal: hahahahahahaha
thraximore: DAMPENING
definenull:
PigmyOcelot: ME TOO
MegaDosX: Of course that bugs Graham
LRRbot: Damping Sphere [2] | Artifact | If a land is tapped for two or more mana, it produces {C} instead of any other type and amount. / Each spell a player casts costs {1} more to cast for each other spell that player has cast this turn.
DrLigmaPhD: Tamping Sphere
Paranundrox: Moistening Sphere
asthanius: THANK YOU
MrBibz: Pedantry King
powerflapjack: @MegaDosX second game might go faster (serge clears throat)
Natedogg2: "A sphere pushes equally in all directions"
megamaduo: THANK YOU GRAHAM
kynelwynn: It's not making something wet.
TheWriterAleph: DAMP SPHERE
BrindleBoar: moist moist moist
matthaus_c: Moisting Sphere
Nydestroyer: oh wait I was thinking it was a real rock
SK__Ren: idk, Is it signet?
laundreydhull: Damp? Yeah, good.
F1SHOR:
wait it is i never knew
DrLigmaPhD: Wet Ball
shurtal: WET ORB
Kyir: I never noticed that
Spanked42: graham put a damper on that
mrjujubeans: Quiet…damning
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Durzo_Blint_: Serge is quickly becoming the archenemy despite wheeler playing a T1 rhystic study
LRRbot: Ancient Tomb | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}. Ancient Tomb deals 2 damage to you.
MegaDosX: Four mana on turn two
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "Serge has been fired from Loading Ready Run corporation"
matthaus_c: Ancient Tomb mana
Earthenone: now it makes 1
superdude097: Makes 1 colorless
definenull: *ancient tomb mana*
Diabore: 1
MegaDosX: !card damping sphere
LRRbot: Damping Sphere [2] | Artifact | If a land is tapped for two or more mana, it produces {C} instead of any other type and amount. / Each spell a player casts costs {1} more to cast for each other spell that player has cast this turn.
flatluigi: it only makes 1
thraximore: one colorless
tehfewl: 1 colorless mana and still hurts
MegaDosX: Oh wow yeah
laundreydhull:
XD . . . .
MegaDosX: One colourless
dm818: it only makes one
frozenphoenix7: It makes 1 Colorless
Earthenone: it replaces make 2 colorless with make 1 colorless
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Damping Sphere makes tomb create 1 mana
cmdrud87: does tomb still deal damage?
MegaDosX: One mana
Paranundrox: it adds one and shocks you
MegaDosX: That's so rude
cmdrud87: yikes
Welbog: Dampeningen
bytecaster: What a deal!
Nydestroyer: the real city of ass
djalternative: it's phyrexian!
definenull: phyrexian tomb more like
silv3r_54: Phyrexian Tomb
Natedogg2: It's no !Tainted Citadel
DrLigmaPhD: It's a shitty waste
matthaus_c: Dampenened
Fruan: So damp!
MegaDosX: Serge no
Dog_of_Myth:
MurphEP: Shambles
Durzo_Blint_: Not even pain wastes, shock wastes
laundreydhull: The Sphere is supposedly the Thran Portal in DMU
MegaDosX: This kills the Graham
ElektroTal: soggy ass city
SmashTCG: ITS ALL SO DAMP
cmdrud87: I would have gone for wasted, but fair enough
silv3r_54: moist lands
citizen_pain: Damp Tomb
Fanklok: "We have Boseiju at home"
Diabore: probably yeah
BlueMagnusStormCrow: That ancient tomb seems a bit moist.
LRRbot: Lotus Petal [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Lotus Petal: Add one mana of any color.
thraximore: too many spheres
mugulord: Sogening sphere
code1300: So does Ben play a different land
AttackCowboy: "I brought all these Spheres!"
Kyir:
definenull: DAMPING
Alas_Babylon: Serge is going to wake up tomorrow morning with a ripped up Zeriam next to him
Kit300: Damp Cube yall
shurtal: Serge has too many balls
matthaus_c: Nigel Thornberry DAMPING
bytecaster: Is there a damp sphere of new phyrexia?
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
laundreydhull: Except its not a Portal mechanically, it's just a dumb gate that city brasses u each turn.
hackingducks: "this is going to be a fast game" "rhystic study" "damping sphere" *everyone can't do spell math*
mugulord: damp sun's zenith
DrLigmaPhD: Sphere Tribal is my next deck now
Wonderdoc: Serge is just that moment were Josh holds the globe shouting „SPHERICAL!“
tehfewl: 3 mana
citizen_pain: For Whom the Sphere Rolls
TemporallyAwry: Finish that quote ... please, the hubris.
DrLigmaPhD: Prepare to be ORBED
flatluigi: four mana, since tomb taps for 1
Fruan: For whom the sphere damps
MegaDosX: Serge what have you done
matthaus_c: lmao
NewtyNewts: Ben has been swallowed by ORB
definenull:
matthaus_c: I love Stax
Alas_Babylon: See? EDH!!
TheWriterAleph: to shreds you say
mugulord: anybody playing storm cauldron?
MegaDosX:
No, Serge has broken you
ElektroTal: there have been more giggles this game than any other magic content lrr has done
eye_h_bar: What a lovely thing I've entered into
definenull: we've entered loopy hour, just not the cedh loop you were expecting
tehfewl: He said the line!
powerflapjack: yeah serge might just be edited out of all previous LRR content old soviet style
raulghoulia: Judge, Serge is inflicting psychic damage
NewtyNewts: Pick up your tokens, Ben.
LRRbot: Eiganjo, Seat of the Empire | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / Channel — {2}{W}, Discard Eiganjo, Seat of the Empire: It deals 4 damage to target attacking or blocking creature. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
KodeMage: do one thing and pay rhystic seems to be the way to do it...
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Serge will win by breaking everyone's will. Who needs a wincon.
LRRbot: Fragmentize [W] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact or enchantment with mana value 4 or less.
Diabore: THANK GOD
SmashTCG: I KNEW IT
LRRbot: Mental Misstep [{U/P}] | Instant | Counter target spell with mana value 1.
Diabore: DAMMIT
MegaDosX: Yeah
ElektroTal: REKT
ReachW: amazin
laundreydhull:
is hurting, 
is smirking, his kindness be too lethal
MegaDosX: Same thing happened earlier with the Deafening Silence
DrLigmaPhD: this guy
definenull: shocked_pikachu dot jpeh
Fruan: You let the blue deck draw like 5 cards! Who could have known!
Earthenone: wheelers spells cost 1 more even with life payments
KodeMage: play of the game
cmdrud87: not UwU, but UU
laundreydhull:
Diabore: @Fruan t1 rhystic study, "let"
MegaDosX: !card damping sphere
LRRbot: Damping Sphere [2] | Artifact | If a land is tapped for two or more mana, it produces {C} instead of any other type and amount. / Each spell a player casts costs {1} more to cast for each other spell that player has cast this turn.
Nydestroyer:
get the kfc doubledown
silv3r_54:
HadesLeprechaun: damp chicken
Earthenone: only Cage raised chicken, in honnor of serges deck
laundreydhull: Is anyone actually surprised, chat?
silv3r_54: damping chicken
Dog_of_Myth: Is sadness chicken damp?
matthaus_c: few things in the world are more entertaining than Serge piloting Stax
Mischievous_Catgeist: irene the sadness chicken
LithelyUnshod: Failure pile in a sadness bowl
shurtal: Kentucky Fried Damp Chicken
LRRbot: Mana Vault [1] | Artifact | Mana Vault doesn't untap during your untap step. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {4}. If you do, untap Mana Vault. / At the beginning of your draw step, if Mana Vault is tapped, it deals 1 damage to you. / {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}.
Wonderdoc: @dog_of_myth yes from the tears
Bionull: It's actually chicking, not chickening
PigmyOcelot: The chicken damp with tears
BrindleBoar: saltier than the internet
FoxyJewels: saltier than us?
Spanked42: I can't believe anyone would choose to eat that
Nyxjbm: Many Damping Spheres end in sadness chicken
paronomasiac042: the double down tastes largely of salt and regret
FoxyJewels: same brain @BrindleBoar
Durzo_Blint_: I think Ben is going to feast on fried Griffin after what Serge has put him through tonight.
MegaDosX: You don't say
TemporallyAwry: You do a Double Double down ONCE, and then never want KFC again.
Spanked42: I've eaten some garbage food but I can't bring myself to try the double down
Paranundrox: hey it did 2 damage
Earthenone: damp count is 1
SmashTCG: no it did something, it made Wheeler discard a card and pay 2 life
ReachW: That's not true, Serge! Your Fragmentize made Wheeler discard a card! And 2 damage!
laundreydhull: Wait, doesn't the KFC Double Down still kind of hurt?
laikagoat: 4?
MrBibz: damning sphere
KodeMage: brutal
LRRbot: Force of Negation [1UU] | Instant | If it's not your turn, you may exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target noncreature spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.
ElektroTal: oh god
cmdrud87: sagness
ElektroTal: he HAD a FAMILY, BEN
Fruan: Only one may study!
KodeMage: this demoralizes your opponents
Bionull: They've done this to themselves
LithelyUnshod: This is why you pay the one in cEDH
laundreydhull: I've never this- anomaly.
LoadingReadyRun: TIL: There are several "Damping" cards in mtg, there is also "Dampening Pulse" which doesn't help
citizen_pain: TIL I would hate actually playing cEDH
Earthenone:
turn 0 was the perfect time to concede, yeah
bytecaster: Or a quill, perchance?
SmashTCG: My god G,
neisan2112: I thought he was gonna say, Mullegen his hand
frozenphoenix7: Force of Virtue
MegaDosX: !card victim of night
LRRbot: Victim of Night [BB] | Instant | Destroy target non-Vampire, non-Werewolf, non-Zombie creature.
LRRbot: Sachi, Daughter of Seshiro [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Snake Shaman [1/3] | Other Snake creatures you control get +0/+1. / Shamans you control have "{T}: Add {G}{G}."
proffapoluga: What's more painful? Judge Tower or this?
Verrain2: I Wheeler being of sound mind...
laundreydhull: Weh?
LRRbot: Frantic Search [2U] | Instant | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. Untap up to three lands.
citizen_pain: !card guildless commons
LRRbot: Guildless Commons | Land | Guildless Commons enters the battlefield tapped. / When Guildless Commons enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {C}{C}.
neisan2112: oh boy Alter of the broooood
MegaDosX: !card altar of the brood
LRRbot: Altar of the Brood [1] | Artifact | Whenever another permanent enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent mills a card.
LRRbot: Altar of the Brood [1] | Artifact | Whenever another permanent enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent mills a card.
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LRRbot: Assault Griffin [3W] | Creature — Griffin [3/2] | Flying
neisan2112: That was the card that actually got me wanting to play Moonfolk
thraximore: HAHAHAHAHA
LRRbot: Mana Drain [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. At the beginning of your next main phase, add an amount of {C} equal to that spell's mana value.
ReachW:
neisan2112: HAHAHAH
matthaus_c: that griffin? succed
MegaDosX: Yeah nobody's ever said that before
definenull: HAHAHA
SeismicLawns: is serge sure this is a cedh deck
LoadingReadyRun: A Salty Griffin
matthaus_c: Ben Wheeler, abusing Magic
cmdrud87: this is probably the first time that card has ever been mana drained
frozenphoenix7: Pretty sure do Wheeler's worst might kill the table this turn
pineapple314: Just tuned In this doesn’t seem like hardcore cedh
Xavbull: do things lack taste when they are mana drained?
citizen_pain: still damping not dampening
pineapple314: Amazing play
LithelyUnshod: Until he Chain of Vapors
Angelic_Bovines: it was just a common from m11, but it had big dreams: to be countered by a mana drain
realmairzydoats: I think it’s time to ban islands
LRRbot: Soratami Savant [2UU] | Creature — Moonfolk Wizard [2/2] | Flying / {3}, Return a land you control to its owner's hand: Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}.
ReachW:
bytecaster: Assault Griffin Prison is a classic archetype I have you know!
silv3r_54:
definenull: oh no
cmdrud87: the misery
neisan2112: Yeah there's some cEDH cards that REALLY do nothing in a lot of EDH games
DrLigmaPhD: Serge on French Vanilla Stax essentially (I love it)
thraximore: @cmdrud87 everybody wants to be my enemy
cmdrud87: and he sets himself back on lands
TemporallyAwry:
Hardcore Handicap. Take a Power3 deck and make it "as good as possible" without changing any core cards
AttackCowboy: Now this is some Powerful Magic
LRRbot: Mystic Sanctuary | Land — Island | Mystic Sanctuary enters the battlefield tapped unless you control three or more other Islands. / When Mystic Sanctuary enters the battlefield untapped, you may put target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on top of your library.
Paranundrox: the man had a T1 Rhystic Study
Earthenone:
it was on G he dident interact on turn 0
Paranundrox: he was running away with the game anyways
LRRbot: Scalding Tarn | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Scalding Tarn: Search your library for an Island or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
matthaus_c: pretty Tarn
Ukon_Cairns: game may have been different if the fragmentize turn and the triple spell turn were in the opposite order, but idk what was in hand at the time.
LRRbot: Smothering Tithe [3W] | Enchantment | Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player may pay {2}. If the player doesn't, you create a Treasure token.
matthaus_c: what do you mean what do you mean
MegaDosX: Explain yourself Wheeler!
MegaDosX: lmaooooooo
silv3r_54:
kynelwynn: If you're a cop, you gtta tell me
definenull:
"or else"
hackingducks: *or else*
matthaus_c: it took me so long to realise there's a face under the text box of that Smothering Tithe
MegaDosX: Does Ben pay the two?
Nydestroyer: the stack is clear
Diabore: do you pay the 2
Dumori: Pay the 1 our I counter it is a strong board stance
thraximore: @matthaus_c tbf it's hidden underneath
frozenphoenix7: Pay the 2 Pay the 1 costs 1 more Pay the 2
Earthenone: good thing theres no moonfolk mindcensor
thraximore: ew
MegaDosX: That's so rude
thraximore: absolutely rancid
flatluigi: is that man still alive, wheeler
LRRbot: Nyxbloom Ancient [4GGG] | Enchantment Creature — Elemental [5/5] | Trample / If you tap a permanent for mana, it produces three times as much of that mana instead.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @flatluigi don't ask questions you don't want the answer to
definenull: uhhhh...
citizen_pain: WAIT A MINUTE that's not a shaman
Diabore: !card dampning sphere
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
AttackCowboy: I like the protection racket Wheeler's got going here
definenull: how does that interact with damping
Paranundrox: !card Damping Sphere
LRRbot: Damping Sphere [2] | Artifact | If a land is tapped for two or more mana, it produces {C} instead of any other type and amount. / Each spell a player casts costs {1} more to cast for each other spell that player has cast this turn.
thraximore: this is *extortion*, serge
MegaDosX: Oh this is a thing now
tehfewl: the feedback loop
laundreydhull: Return a wut?
KodeMage: they've built an engine!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: so that ancient does...nothing, right?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: because of the sphere?
NarishmaReborn: into mystic remora for 4
Diabore: ok, so all bens lands tap for 3 colourless now?
thraximore:
nyxbloom doesn't do anything
neisan2112: Nyxbloom also doesn't let his lands tap for any mana with the Sphere right?
SpoonfullOfSugar: wait, doesn't ben's lands now only produce one colourless mana?
Paranundrox: I think all of Ben's lands tap for C now
Pywodwagon: yes
Scherezad: uh... that ancient bricks Ben's ability to produce colored mana
Earthenone: anceint is just a 5/5 trample. yeah
flatluigi: wait yeah oh no
neisan2112: Any extra*
TemporallyAwry: That's how you get a tri-sphere, why would you put that energy out there.
klace26: oh no
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Diabore no, sphere makes them only produce a single colorless
Natedogg2: No, they tap for one colorless now.
Easilycrazyhat: Man, Nyxbloom Ancient is so fun XD
micalovits: Yup, that anceint makes all of bens lands wastes
matthaus_c: oh noooo
Paranundrox: single colorless even
NewtyNewts: Uh oh!
citizen_pain: Replacement effects are APNAP order right?
Paranundrox: you have 2 replacement effects
zeathean: Yes, he can generate 1 green mana
Scherezad: also, doesn't Damping Sphere interact with tapping _permanents_ for mana?
Aateigen: his creatures also tap for green
Nydestroyer: I think he makes one green and 3 colorless right?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: so Ben has an green mana per turn
NewtyNewts: Lands only
gibbousm: !cR
Scherezad: okay, my bad
Spanked42: This seems miserable ngl
Fruan: Get damp, fools
Paranundrox: @Nydestroyer no Damping sphere replaces count too
definenull: so solring still taps for 6
LRRbot: Dizzy Spell [U] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−0 until end of turn. / Transmute {1}{U}{U}
Paranundrox: Sphere replaces both Amount and Type
Natedogg2: We have to apply Ancient first, then the Sphere applies. Sphere can't apply first since the lands aren't produce two or more mana until after the Ancient has applied.
klace26: saryth taps for green as well
gibbousm: !card dampening sphere
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Phosfur: Also Graham got a treasure for wheelers draw?
gibbousm: !card damping sphere
LRRbot: Damping Sphere [2] | Artifact | If a land is tapped for two or more mana, it produces {C} instead of any other type and amount. / Each spell a player casts costs {1} more to cast for each other spell that player has cast this turn.
Earthenone: sachi makes GGGGGG
LRRbot: High Tide [U] | Instant | Until end of turn, whenever a player taps an Island for mana, that player adds an additional {U}.
Nydestroyer:
7
Bionull: Lotus petal, sol rings, and the shamans are tripled. Lands are one colorless. Wild growth is normal.
cmdrud87:
Canoneer and Techwrecker are EDH playable
northos:
!card Shell of the Last
citizen_pain: So per 419.9a I think you get to choose the order of replacement effects (So he can choose to add 3 colorless?)
Paranundrox: @citizen_pain no because Damping Sphere can't apply until after the Ancient
MurphEP: Amugriffin
bytecaster: You see, it has vigilance, that what makes it good!
silv3r_54: 'what do you think of THIS?'
Paranundrox: @citizen_pain you tap the land for 1, and only Ancient *can* apply so it does, then the Sphere replaces that
citizen_pain: @citizen_pain Right, that makes sense
Alas_Babylon: @citizen_pain Nyxbloom is the only replacement effect for tapping for G, and then Damping Sphere is the only replacement effect for tapping for GGG
randombillfolds: The c stands for cacaw.
LRRbot: Corrupt Eunuchs [3R] | Creature — Human Advisor [2/2] | When Corrupt Eunuchs enters the battlefield, it deals 2 damage to target creature.
NewtyNewts: Corrupt Unix
Paranundrox: Ancient Tomb can make 3 now though
definenull: unix?
Natedogg2: @citizen_pain Incorrect. We have to apply Ancient first, since the Sphere doesn't apply until after the Ancient has applied (since the lands aren't producing two or more mana until after the Ancient has applied).
powerflapjack: yaaaaaaaaaaay
MurphEP:
cmdrud87: are those TOS?
Nydestroyer: So wait does that mean manatomb taps for 3?
Paranundrox: @Nydestroyer it canyeah
SeismicLawns: @citizen_pain only for Ancient tomb and I believe the land with wild growth
kinkubus_: Linux just crashed
Nydestroyer: I mean anchent tomb
matthaus_c: Corrupt UNIX
Fruan: Oh man. I hate it when you when your unix install gets corrupted and you have to reinstal
LRRbot: Patron of the Moon [5UU] | Legendary Creature — Spirit [5/4] | Moonfolk offering / Flying / {1}: Put up to two land cards from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
FoxyJewels: rem -*
silv3r_54: this is a UNIX system!
djalternative: Unix is a thing. it works
nyoomgoom: kernel installed wrong
Paranundrox: @citizen_pain not Growth, the mana is from a trigger on growth, not the land's ability
Kyir:
Easilycrazyhat: Wheeler XD
Angelic_Bovines: what a card
definenull: WHEELER
silv3r_54: bruh
SeismicLawns: game loss wheeler
definenull: BRUH
superdude097:
Dog_of_Myth:
Delalelilolu:
DMGlol: wow i totally didn't realize you could offering at instant speed
frozenphoenix7: We're brain broke here at the LoadingReadyRun Network right now
midnightcurryjazz: What a CAG cheater
KodeMage: asserting dominance
shurtal: Wheeler McCheetyface out here
neisan2112: Its been a long night
gibbousm:
cmdrud87: Wheeler. exe has encountered a problem
Mr_Bitterness:
Kyir: So THAT'S what makes it competitive
TemporallyAwry: !findquote mistake
LRRbot: Quote #6053: "That was your first mistake James, trusting Uno." —Serge [2019-05-14]
BirkaBirkowski: Pay the one? Cool, I'll just cheat instead
stevefromdetroit: Man, cEDH is so wild!
Angelic_Bovines: from now on i will refer to flametongue kavu as "double corrupt eunuchs"
Forgotten_Lizard: So that's how they're going to win, getting Wheeler to GRV.
Dumori: Wheeler has the rare misprint Rhistic Study
code1300: Treasure
Easilycrazyhat: It's OUR turn, comrade
powerflapjack: WE passed the turn... comrade
Silver_Drgn: Graham gets to do 2 damage to something
cmdrud87: merde!
NewtyNewts: 'Tude
matthaus_c: tabernacle!
tehfewl: But does wheeler play Spanish Meloku?
paronomasiac042: le grille?! what the hell is that?!!?
flatluigi: meep
Dumori: Yes, the joke was it was if they pay the 1 you draw a card
cmdrud87: and Serge is a squeaking toy yet again
definenull: finale?
powerflapjack: @paronomasiac042 LE DRAW?! what the hell is that
Alas_Babylon:
Silver_Drgn: Oh I thought he Offered in response to the card no the trigger
LRRbot: Essence Warden [G] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/1] | Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.
MegaDosX: "Yeah, that's a fine looking Rhystic Study. WHY DOESN'T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT?!?"
bytecaster: Also an elf, but that is not important here
powerflapjack: @MegaDosX looking at a rhystic cave
gibbousm: Soul Sisters
cmdrud87: Normally, the much more important subtype
stevefromdetroit: chaque fois? in this economy?!
matthaus_c: Une carte is french for A carte
LRRbot: Regal Force [4GGG] | Creature — Elemental [5/5] | When Regal Force enters the battlefield, draw a card for each green creature you control.
Diabore: i miss leslie nielson
Angelic_Bovines: Ah, Reggie Force
MegaDosX: Treasures galore!
Paranundrox: no he paid the one before thats where it went
frozenphoenix7: Do you pay 8?
SeismicLawns: 2 and 9 not 1 and 9 serge
Paranundrox: ^
MrBibz: to be fair, this feels like a normal game of commander lol
neisan2112: Tithe is just not okay
MrBibz: rhystic and tithe and 30 mana green creatures
LRRbot: Castle Garenbrig | Land | Castle Garenbrig enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Forest. / {T}: Add {G}. / {2}{G}{G}, {T}: Add six {G}. Spend this mana only to cast creature spells or activate abilities of creatures.
Paranundrox: Ben hasn't paid for the second Rhystic
Brianlive:
Hi
thraximore: (graham forgot about his commander)
bytecaster: Wait, you can 4 mana to get 1 mana! What a deal!
definenull: you can pay 4 and make 1 C
bytecaster: *pay
Natedogg2: You can make one colorless mana or three colorless mana.
tehfewl: yay dependancies
Paranundrox: you can pay 4 and make 3 colorless as well
Forgotten_Lizard: @Paranundrox He did, he and serge worked out the math with his floating
Nydestroyer: The anchent tomb does tap for 3 apparently due to replacement effect ordering
MegaDosX: Hahaha unless
bainard656: The enchantment produces the mana not the land, damping sphere has no effect.
Bionull: @Paranundrox They worked it out wrong
kynelwynn: Won't Damping sphere also mess Wheeler's High Tide?
Paranundrox: @Paranundrox they counted but only counted 1 for Essence Warden
flatluigi: ben has been infected with dampening
powerflapjack: @kynelwynn very much so
HadesLeprechaun: essence warden and regal force
Paranundrox: because they forgot about the first Rhystic
NewtyNewts: It will if he casts it
HadesLeprechaun: ?
frozenphoenix7: @kynelwynn It will if it's still in play at that point, yeah
matthaus_c: Wheeler is probably planning to mess with the Sphere before casting High Tide
LRRbot: Cloudstone Curio [3] | Artifact | Whenever a nonartifact permanent enters the battlefield under your control, you may return another permanent you control that shares a permanent type with it to its owner's hand.
MegaDosX: "I don't want to interrupt. Anyway, Counterspell?"
Durzo_Blint_: he gained a life from the soul sister when he cast regal force. Ben should be at 39
Natedogg2: The Sphere doesn't affect High Tide. The extra mana is from the delayed triggered mana ability of the High Tide, not from the land, so it's not affected by the Sphere.
Durzo_Blint_: 45 minutes later...
MegaDosX: Ben's is the only actual fast deck at the table, I feel like
HadesLeprechaun: "fast game" and "stax" don't mix super well
QuixoticScrivener: Isn't cEDH 1v1?
LRRbot: Bladegriff Prototype [5] | Artifact Creature — Griffin [3/2] | Flying / Whenever Bladegriff Prototype deals combat damage to a player, destroy target nonland permanent of that player's choice that one of your opponents controls.
silv3r_54: hear me out
definenull:
BirkaBirkowski: Who up corrupting they eunuchs?
thraximore: I was hoping for this one!
silv3r_54: Griffin
AttackCowboy: "I've got a plan here" "Griffin"
Paranundrox: !card High Tide
LRRbot: High Tide [U] | Instant | Until end of turn, whenever a player taps an Island for mana, that player adds an additional {U}.
MrBibz: Rare!
micalovits: "Fast game, in and out, 20 min max!"
MegaDosX: Graham wants the Rhystic Study because it gives him more treasure
bytecaster: We gotta work together here: "Griffin, pass"
matthaus_c: GNU's Not Corrupt UNIX
DEATHlikescats: Unions up all night deep diving on wiki corruption
MegaDosX:
The one thing everyone wants dead is that Damping Sphere
LoadingReadyRun:
Is corruption particularly dangerous among eunuchs? More so then other advisors?
ed_v0n_schleck: Takes a village to raise a griffin
Paranundrox: how many times will you concede this turn, Wheeler
DarknessKingCoH: Fun fact! Due to the replacement effect of Nybloom Ancient, if you tap a land for 1 mana it still produces 3 mana.
MrBibz: @LoadingReadyRun I think it's shocking, thats why they deal 2 on ETB
Fanklok: If classic Chinese literature is anything then yes they are
DarknessKingCoH: Nyxbloom*
Earthenone: somehow i dont think wheeler cares about lifetotals
citizen_pain: corruption is stored in [REDACTED]
MegaDosX: That seems scarier
Paranundrox: @DarknessKingCoH which is then one with Sphere
Arakasi01: Wheeler thinking about killing everyone before conceding? Revolutionary!
MadWolf1290: but I can be kingmaker
SK__Ren: What? Wheeler is planning to kill everyone in response? How many times will he concede before he's done?
matthaus_c: wait but Corruption -can't- be stored in the balls
LRRbot: Flagstones of Trokair | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / When Flagstones of Trokair is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may search your library for a Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Paranundrox: Armageddon Time
Earthenone: its geddon insurance
citizen_pain: @matthaus_c hence why the corruption is being released on others
DEATHlikescats: @loadingreadyrun eunuchs, the gold standard of incorruptible, back in the day. Now it’s all security clearances and background checks
Paranundrox: not with a Tithe in play
MegaDosX: I bet Graham's fine with a Geddon with all those treasures
shurtal: Unless somone casts Boros Charm.....like a monster
SeismicLawns: damping sphere is keeping 2 players in relative check
BirkaBirkowski: Really dampens the mood
LRRbot: Patron of the Moon [5UU] | Legendary Creature — Spirit [5/4] | Moonfolk offering / Flying / {1}: Put up to two land cards from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
thraximore: woah
thraximore: that's genuinely good
LRRbot: The Archimandrite [2URW] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [0/5] | At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain X life, where X is the number of cards in your hand minus 4. / Whenever you gain life, each Advisor, Artificer, and Monk you control gains vigilance and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the amount of life you gained. / Tap three untapped Advisors, Artificers, and/or Monks you control: Draw a card.
neisan2112: From returning all the lands with Moonfolk ability
MegaDosX: Yeah Wheeler's deck has some cool synergy in it
MegaDosX: Naaaauur
Alas_Babylon: Moonfolk genuinely had a cool thing going on with their abilities, they were just absurdly expensive resource wise
MegaDosX: Get that mans a d100
Natedogg2: Graham is a dragon - he hoards treasure.
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Alas_Babylon: Tameshi was meant to allude to that, but he's the only Moonfolk in NEO to care about the interactions
kinkubus_: interested in the ecosystem around Moonman
MegaDosX: !card nyxbloom ancient
LRRbot: Nyxbloom Ancient [4GGG] | Enchantment Creature — Elemental [5/5] | Trample / If you tap a permanent for mana, it produces three times as much of that mana instead.
Paranundrox: using Curio to pick up Ancient to unlock green mana /s
LRRbot: Tooth and Nail [5GG] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Search your library for up to two creature cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle. / • Put up to two creature cards from your hand onto the battlefield. / Entwine {2}
MegaDosX: Oh.
neisan2112: I tap my warden for 6 is such a wild phrase
Angelic_Bovines: in this economy?
Kyir: In this economy???
neisan2112: OHHHHH
Earthenone:
matthaus_c: two nails for the price of one
nightraven949: Entwined in this Economy
MegaDosX: You could just be dead yeah
neisan2112: That might be game
Xavbull: banned in Oathbreaker
LRRbot: Force of Negation [1UU] | Instant | If it's not your turn, you may exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target noncreature spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.
MurphEP: That's a good point
raulghoulia: If I had a million dollars you know what I'd do? Tooth AND Nail
MrBibz: 4 mana negate, classic
Paranundrox: T&N into exile
frozenphoenix7: Notably, Tooth and Nail gets exiled
superdude097: ^
zeathean: exile?
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Exiled
Natedogg2: Tooth and Nail is exiled.
Alas_Babylon: It would indeed murderize you
code1300: Exile
definenull: second hoof is like second breakfast
Earthenone: do countered spells add to the damp tax?
Dog_of_Myth: ToothnHoof
azureHaights: @raulghoulia But not a real nail tooth, that's cruel
citizen_pain: @Earthenone they were cast, so yes
DEATHlikescats: I visited toofanoof when I was in the maritimes. Windy
LithelyUnshod: !decks
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LRRbot: Staff of Domination [3] | Artifact | {1}: Untap Staff of Domination. / {2}, {T}: You gain 1 life. / {3}, {T}: Untap target creature. / {4}, {T}: Tap target creature. / {5}, {T}: Draw a card.
laundreydhull: Damp tithes each spell after the first from played experience
MegaDosX: Yeah that's infinite
Earthenone: let him cook
MegaDosX: Ben had this last game but didn't make use of it
TemporallyAwry:
Are we free? 
Paranundrox: @MegaDosX there was a suppression fields in play for part of it
NewtyNewts: He didn't have the mana tripler
neisan2112: Supression feild too
MegaDosX: Oh right yeah Nyxbloom
MegaDosX: Yeah that's fair
LRRbot: Dress Down [1U] | Enchantment | Flash / When Dress Down enters the battlefield, draw a card. / Creatures lose all abilities. / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Dress Down.
MegaDosX: So that gives you a turn
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: including mana abilities, wow
Earthenone: i dident know magic had dark ruler no more
Alas_Babylon: Yep, everything
Alas_Babylon: All creatures are vanilla... except for some very weird layering rules
matthaus_c: Dress Down mucks everything short of Magus of the Moon
MegaDosX: Ben can just do the Staff loop on Graham's end step I think
LRRbot: Staff of Domination [3] | Artifact | {1}: Untap Staff of Domination. / {2}, {T}: You gain 1 life. / {3}, {T}: Untap target creature. / {4}, {T}: Tap target creature. / {5}, {T}: Draw a card.
micalovits: Stops him from going off on sorcery speed atleast
SeismicLawns: prevents going off at sorcery speed
azureHaights: abilityn't
Bionull: He can at least gain infinite life and cards at end step if he untaps stuff now
MegaDosX: This is so weird
Paranundrox: Ben can draw his deck and make infinite life on Serge's turn though
Ukon_Cairns: yeh, hes not drawing the concordant roads and attacking this turn. but like, who knows whats up during serges upkeep
MegaDosX: Serge's turn, Graham's end step, either or
SeismicLawns: aha! graham fixed ben's mana!
kinkubus_: how did G play a non-Instant like that
matthaus_c: DD has Flash
Dog_of_Myth: Magic as Richard Magic intended.
Paranundrox: @kinkubus_ it has Flash
MegaDosX: Dress Down has Flash
Coogrr: Dress down has flash
frozenphoenix7: @kinkubus_ It has Flash, which means it can be cast like an Instant
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Storm is 2
Evil_John_Cena: Yo, I wanted to make a Patron of the Moon deck thanks guys!
thraximore: !decks
Silver_Drgn: Tithe trigger
Evil_John_Cena: Thank you!
Bvorhies: Does the winner buy everyone ice cream ? Or is that only James that get people ice cream
superdude097: @HuecalpixquiJeanIII Technically, Storm is 4 because it counts ALL spells, not just your own
Alas_Babylon: @Evil_John_Cena Just to make it known, these decks are being made as CEDH decks, so even though they're depowered relative to other CEDH decks, they may still be too spicy for a casual table
Nydestroyer: You can see him
MegaDosX: Probably not
zeathean: force of vigor
MegaDosX: And also make infinite life
zeathean: and hit the enchantment
Evil_John_Cena: @Alas_Babylon History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
MegaDosX: She has flash too doesn't she?
Paranundrox: Yeva has flash as well
MegaDosX: !card yeva nature's herald
LRRbot: Yeva, Nature's Herald [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Shaman [4/4] | Flash / You may cast green creature spells as though they had flash.
Durzo_Blint_: she also has flash
Alas_Babylon: @Evil_John_Cena fair fair
cmdrud87: does the deck run hurricane?
definenull: you can just tap down everything on their sided until it comes to you?
flatluigi: yeva has flash
Dog_of_Myth: Yeva has flash
MegaDosX: And you can tap down their stuff too I think
MegaDosX: !card staff of domination
LRRbot: Staff of Domination [3] | Artifact | {1}: Untap Staff of Domination. / {2}, {T}: You gain 1 life. / {3}, {T}: Untap target creature. / {4}, {T}: Tap target creature. / {5}, {T}: Draw a card.
nightraven949: Can't Ben just make them draw thier decks and die?
DMGlol: does cedh not have commander damage as a win con
SeismicLawns: with a haste enabler I think you ccan with shaman of forgotten ways?
thraximore: no it does @DMGlol
Alas_Babylon: @DMGlol It does, but it almost *never* matters, most wins are combo wins
Pharmacistjudge: you can destroy all artifacts and enchantments
deinonychus24: is there a naturalize effect to remove the enchantment in the deck?
thraximore: and in any case ben can tap down their commanders
Alas_Babylon: Even Winota wins through sheer raw damage
Arakasi01: No walking ballista in the deck?
Paranundrox: Nullmage Shepard
MegaDosX: If he finds Yeva then yeah
neisan2112: @DMGlol A few do, but its usually infinate or over only a couple turns with a lock
tehfewl: Ben can infinitely blink eternal witness to blow up everyones permanents with Beast within
Earthenone: go off king
matthaus_c: why shouldn't I
nightraven949: After all why shouldn't I
bytecaster: "Why shouldn't I make infinite mana?"
Pharmacistjudge: you can destroy all the lands with beast within
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Earthenone:
all lands will be beasts
Bionull: Damping
LRRbot: Otawara, Soaring City | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U}. / Channel — {3}{U}, Discard Otawara, Soaring City: Return target artifact, creature, enchantment, or planeswalker to its owner's hand. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
definenull: oh.
matthaus_c: thought he was gonna Stifle it
HadesLeprechaun: Ben has Shaman of the Ancient Ways, which miiiight let him win?
SeismicLawns: i think without a way to cast thousand year elixir or concordant crossroads at instant speed ben doesn't have a way to kill before his next upkeep
MegaDosX: That saves you for a turn, yeah
Pharmacistjudge: Ben, you couldn't win, but you could destroy every permanent....
Pharmacistjudge: at instant speed with all that stuff
neisan2112: Oh man stifling the DD trigger would be hillarious
CodeGreen101: do we have decklists for these?
Pharmacistjudge: including lands
Paranundrox: oh yeah
F1SHOR: cedh makes my head hurt lol
nightraven949: !decklist
Xavbull: !decks
Paranundrox: with Temur Sabertooth and E Wit
HadesLeprechaun: *Shaman of Forgotten Ways
matthaus_c:
@neisan2112 unfortunately it only buys another turn 
definenull: "staff"
Durzo_Blint_: kill damping sphere
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: "Your Arcane Signet"
silv3r_54: an opponent
neisan2112: @Paranundrox Cant Sabertooth sadly, this is mono green
MegaDosX: Yeah he can't hit anything of Serge's
frozenphoenix7: Cannot kill anything Serge has
Pharmacistjudge: oh, yeah you have shaman of forgotten ways...you could have just won, you
definenull: target your own treasure out of spite
Paranundrox: @Paranundrox that is a monoG card
MegaDosX: Dampenenenenening Sphere
SeismicLawns: @Pharmacistjudge no haste
TemporallyAwry: Destroy a treasure - Send a Message!
matthaus_c: hey ma, what's that weird eunuch
viloke_virran: The real funny thing here would be destroying one of your own treasures.
kynelwynn: D-d-d-damping speher
Paranundrox: @Pharmacistjudge needs haste and no way tro get it into play at instant speed
neisan2112: @matthaus_c still everyone gets a turn, and Wheeler could win on his turn
silv3r_54:
or an island
Aarek: target a treasure token and then sac it in response
HadesLeprechaun: Yeva gives all his creatures flash, craterhoof gives them all haste
MegaDosX: Also Wheeler was making noises about killing everyone earlier
bytecaster: Sunk cost fallacy and all that
YeomanAres: Staff of domination kills you
Simonark: Get those eunuchs out of here, they’re too expensive for their cast rate.
Paranundrox: @HadesLeprechaun Craterhoof gives trample not haste
Paranundrox: @HadesLeprechaun it just has haste
HadesLeprechaun: oh right
Paranundrox: gotta be staff yeah
bytecaster: "We need to work together"
Earthenone: !card Counsel's Ju
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
superdude097: !car craterhoof behemoth
kinkubus_: Those who do not understand Eunuchs are doomed to reinvent them.
Pharmacistjudge: Yes he can
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superdude097: !card craterhoof behemoth
LRRbot: Craterhoof Behemoth [5GGG] | Creature — Beast [5/5] | Haste / When Craterhoof Behemoth enters the battlefield, creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.
SeismicLawns: i don't know if staff dying matters but it sure makes it harder
Pharmacistjudge: Crop Rotate in Emergence Zone
Paranundrox: Moist Ball
matthaus_c: the Moistorb
MegaDosX: Play Pithing Needle, name Dampening Sphere
tehfewl: W O R B
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F1SHOR: moist orb
flatluigi: graham i have bad news, you also said dampening sphere
MurphEP: It's worbin time
GhostofJeffGoldblum: This Moist Ball is a real problem.
frozenphoenix7: But Winter Orb is the Worb
DigitechWire: i affectionally call it a wet ball
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Nydestroyer: man I loved it when that damp guy started worbing
BlueMagnusStormCrow: moist orb morb
kinkubus_: it is definitely worbin time
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squ3e: WORBING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
bytecaster: "Pithing needle naming my damping sphere"
shurtal: Fighting evil by Worb-Light
Forgotten_Lizard: I love the part of the stream where Graham said "It's Worbin time"
MegaDosX: !card dampening pulse
LRRbot: Dampening Pulse [3U] | Enchantment | Creatures your opponents control get −1/−0.
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petey_vonwho: It's the Moist Ball
Commodore_Perry_GG: Critically Damped Sphere
Pharmacistjudge: Emergence Zone will give his non-green creatures flash, which lets you put in Thousand Year elixir, which then turns on Shaman
azureHaights: @squ3e Got NO PLACE TO GO got to FOLLOW MY RAINWORB
F1SHOR: you never see serge look happier then when that have stax pieces out
Paranundrox: enchantment that gives creatures your opponents control -1/-0
Phosfur: @DeM0nFiRe Thanks for the gift subs!
Paranundrox: yup
TheCrippig03: my favourite part of cEDH is when the players start Waorbing
MegaDosX: You read that in chat!
Eggyism: Paul coming in clutch
matthaus_c: collector number?
MegaDosX: smh my head Wheeler
tehfewl: battle for zendikar limited all star
BirkaBirkowski: My favorite part of wordbius is when he said it's worbing time and worb'd all over those fools
Paranundrox: BFZ
silv3r_54:
LRRbot: Cyclonic Rift [1U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent you don't control to its owner's hand. / Overload {6}{U}
flatluigi: oh
Paranundrox: it has art of an eldrazi
Diabore: the rare cast rift for 2
SeismicLawns: spot removal.... of ben's board
neisan2112: Honestly in cEDH cyc rift is usually spot removal
NewtyNewts: Is Graham's card he named for rift already off the table?
Paranundrox: @NewtyNewts that was last game, so yes
Ukon_Cairns: so i think i figured out a line for that staff turn assuming no interaction endstep and upkeep. but obvs thats not what happened
MegaDosX: That was last game I think
frozenphoenix7: @NewtyNewts That was last game
HadesLeprechaun: there we go, I think we figured out the instant speed win, lol
neisan2112: Unless that player has a Smothering Tithe
MegaDosX: !card ruinous ultimatum
LRRbot: Ruinous Ultimatum [RRWWWBB] | Sorcery | Destroy all nonland permanents your opponents control.
NewtyNewts:
No wonder it felt so long ago
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Dry the damn ball
Mr_Bitterness: W E T O R B
Alas_Babylon: Upheaval: Float all my mana, bounce all your permanents, I win the video game
hackingducks: wet orb has destroyed everyone's brains
SpoonfullOfSugar: I don't care what anyone else says, I found Worbius to be okay.
shurtal: My favorite part of Friday Night Paper Fight was when they all started to Worb
FoxyJewels: the beads should really remain wet for use
MrBibz: oh my god these life totals are so high
hackingducks: worbius was very medium. this game has been hilarious.
MrBibz: writes down high tide
tehfewl: he tutored for high tide like 3 turns ago
kinkubus_: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 8:06 PM
TemporallyAwry: Are we calling it Worb now?
Earthenone: high tide is uneffected by wet orb right?
djalternative: !updog
LRRbot:
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TemporallyAwry:
It's a good nickname
ReachW: Wait, doesn't High Tide get around Damping Sphere?
zeathean: then someone played stax
bytecaster: And Serge, whos fault is that these games take long?
MegaDosX:
LRRbot: Sevinne's Reclamation [2W] | Sorcery | Return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, you may copy this spell and may choose a new target for the copy. / Flashback {4}{W}
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Doesn't high tide get around wet orb?
LRRbot: Dress Down [1U] | Enchantment | Flash / When Dress Down enters the battlefield, draw a card. / Creatures lose all abilities. / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Dress Down.
micalovits: !card high tide
LRRbot: High Tide [U] | Instant | Until end of turn, whenever a player taps an Island for mana, that player adds an additional {U}.
Earthenone: maybe the incressing tax got him, we dont know his deck as well as he does
MegaDosX: Increasing tax could be an issue yeah
Wonderdoc: G the tomb only taps for 1
Rechonator: Worb tomb mana
TwitchTVsFrank: High Tide creates a persistent triggered ability for the turn. It doesn’t make Islands actually tap for multiple mana
Xavbull: Get those U outta here!
telabort: doesnt the tomb only tap for 1 with sphere?
SeismicLawns: oh no the eunichs are dressed down
tehfewl: not enough juice in those tombs
MegaDosX: Smoldering Tithe when WotC?
LRRbot: Emergence Zone | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Emergence Zone: You may cast spells this turn as though they had flash.
TheCrippig03: big flex from G
Dog_of_Myth: Tombs are tapped dry
bytecaster: @MegaDosX Dampening Tithe, when?
LRRbot: Eternal Witness [1GG] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | When Eternal Witness enters the battlefield, you may return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
kinkubus_: What good is "can play at instant speed" if it's only for 'this turn'?
Earthenone: quick wheeler touched his deck increment your dice G!
Silver_Drgn: Did Wheeler pay the 2?
MegaDosX: @kinkubus_ When you have infinite mana it's pretty good
WhirlwindAbyss: Graham gets a treasure
Ukon_Cairns: @kinkubus_ i mean, he can win that turn
kynelwynn: Just mash all that together. Esdampening Tithe, Guardian of Thraben
megamaduo: graham is at the point where all tithe players get where they stop caring about treasures
Silver_Drgn: Did you pay the 1? no but do you pay the 2
viloke_virran: @kinkubus_ To use it on someone else's turn.
SeismicLawns: so let's see: witness is 3, then ancient is 8, bounce witness, witness again is 5, then staff is 6, so for 25-29 mana ben can i think win
bytecaster: I bet the Gitrog Monster is already damp
FoxyJewels: the damprid monster
Xavbull: The damprog Monster ate the eunuchs
micalovits: Damprock monster ate Olivia
kinkubus_: @kinkubus_ oh, play it as a response, then. kk
LRRbot: Cavern of Souls | Land | As Cavern of Souls enters the battlefield, choose a creature type. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell of the chosen type, and that spell can't be countered.
LRRbot: Zeriam, Golden Wind [3W] | Legendary Creature — Griffin [3/4] | Flying / Whenever a Griffin you control deals combat damage to a player, create a 2/2 white Griffin creature token with flying.
ReachW: Another "first time anyone's ever said this."
thegreatwyrdling: I play Ben Wheeleer in attack mode
Evil_John_Cena: go wheeler
thraximore:
Dog_of_Myth: Serge and his house of lying Griffins
cmdrud87: Serge's gonna Serge
LRRbot: Cyclonic Rift [1U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent you don't control to its owner's hand. / Overload {6}{U}
ed_v0n_schleck: serge your griffin token
LRRbot: Rebuff the Wicked [W] | Instant | Counter target spell that targets a permanent you control.
thraximore: POOOOOOOOG
bytecaster: Never trust a Griffin, they lie about cooperation
Eggyism: DAMN
AkiraBalance27: I came in here expecting actual cedh and then remembered the theme lmao
frozenphoenix7: Rebuff costs 2 btw.
citizen_pain: !high tide
bytecaster: cEDHish
citizen_pain: !card high tide
LRRbot: High Tide [U] | Instant | Until end of turn, whenever a player taps an Island for mana, that player adds an additional {U}.
AkiraBalance27: you are correct sir, fair enough
Angelic_Bovines: that's not what that lady yelled at you
GhostofJeffGoldblum:
The table's gotten a bit punchy at least once, it's definitely cEDH
emboar2235: imma be honest, when i joined this i was hopping for kinnan
squ3e: more than once
micalovits: Garbarge like hover myr?
matthaus_c:
that's why I still play Cryptic Command
Ukon_Cairns: it seems like just about when they about to start snowballing into victory, a griffon happens instead. its hilarious
bytecaster: Are you saying Assault Griffin is a not a staple of the format?
squ3e: ben did not draw, no
thegreatwyrdling: Griffin Tribal when?
LRRbot: Patron of the Moon [5UU] | Legendary Creature — Spirit [5/4] | Moonfolk offering / Flying / {1}: Put up to two land cards from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
AkiraBalance27: @bytecaster not yet!
LRRbot: Emergence Zone | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Emergence Zone: You may cast spells this turn as though they had flash.
LRRbot: Nyxbloom Ancient [4GGG] | Enchantment Creature — Elemental [5/5] | Trample / If you tap a permanent for mana, it produces three times as much of that mana instead.
bytecaster: They just gotta print: "Urza, High Lord Griffin" and the meta is busted wide open!
LRRbot: Staff of Domination [3] | Artifact | {1}: Untap Staff of Domination. / {2}, {T}: You gain 1 life. / {3}, {T}: Untap target creature. / {4}, {T}: Tap target creature. / {5}, {T}: Draw a card.
WhirlwindAbyss: treasure for G
Earthenone: time for a loading ready rollback?
kynelwynn: Wheelsmr
MegaDosX: Off by one!
crashdownreg: no takesies backsies
bytecaster: The Tithe is implied
LRRbot: Merchant Scroll [1U] | Sorcery | Search your library for a blue instant card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Forgotten_Lizard: Serge saying that like he didn't counter Wheeler's spell last turn
Earthenone: !card mana tithe
LRRbot: Mana Tithe [W] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}.
flatluigi: you literally just countered a spell serge
LRRbot: Rebuild [2U] | Instant | Return all artifacts to their owners' hands. / Cycling {2}
bytecaster: It is polite to ask the blue player, even if you know they don't have the counterspell!
kynelwynn: No idiot birds to flash in response to the search?
ReachW: I missed Strixhaven on the first go round and I've been loving it so much.
MegaDosX: Love Moonfolk, hate Damping Sphere
thegreatwyrdling: @flatluigi m-a-g-e
Fruan: the sphere is gone!
baskwalla: Oh noes
cmdrud87: prio
silv3r_54:
float 12 mana
LRRbot: Teferi's Protection [2W] | Instant | Until your next turn, your life total can't change and you gain protection from everything. All permanents you control phase out. / Exile Teferi's Protection.
MegaDosX: Wow
SeismicLawns: well that gets rid of the damping sphere
Fruan: There sphere is still gone!
MegaDosX: Damping Sphere is gone for now, yeah
Earthenone: get the sheet!
LoadingReadyRun: every turn in this game is like those puzzles in old Scry magazines. "This is your board state, how do you win this turn?"
DeM0nFiRe: Woah, where did Serge go?
flatluigi: paul turns off his camera
Grimnus: Damping sphere is over party
LRRbot: Mana Vault [1] | Artifact | Mana Vault doesn't untap during your untap step. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {4}. If you do, untap Mana Vault. / At the beginning of your draw step, if Mana Vault is tapped, it deals 1 damage to you. / {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}.
Nyxjbm: Everyone gets one turn without the Damp
LRRbot: High Tide [U] | Instant | Until end of turn, whenever a player taps an Island for mana, that player adds an additional {U}.
bytecaster: How do you win with this idiot Griffin?
silv3r_54: hold onto your seats everyone
Darleysam: looks like an episode of Chit Chaff up in here
northos: #fetchable
MegaDosX: Hold onta your butts
shamblingkrenshar: High Tide has been cast. Someone is going to die. Wheeler of course, hopes the answer isn't him.
Angelic_Bovines: send this boardstate back in time to 1994 to absolutely destroy the brain of an R&D employee
SeismicLawns: aaaand upheaval
LRRbot: Soratami Cloudskater [1U] | Creature — Moonfolk Rogue [1/1] | Flying / {2}, Return a land you control to its owner's hand: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Pyroxx___: !card patron of the moon
LRRbot: Patron of the Moon [5UU] | Legendary Creature — Spirit [5/4] | Moonfolk offering / Flying / {1}: Put up to two land cards from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
Diabore: should serges artifacts be not on board?
Diabore: oh teferis
silv3r_54: phased out
shurtal: Legally Distinct Shadow Realm
HadesLeprechaun: phased out doesn't protect you from a Thoracle, notably
silv3r_54: there's no protection from losing
kynelwynn: Platinum Angel.
Fruan: @silv3r_54 That's my life motto
Eggyism: !CARD frantic search
LRRbot: Frantic Search [2U] | Instant | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. Untap up to three lands.
Darleysam: are you going to be done in time for Is This Your Card, on Sunday?
Earthenone:
i never knew thassas oracle was a moonfolk
LRRbot: Mox Diamond [0] | Artifact | If Mox Diamond would enter the battlefield, you may discard a land card instead. If you do, put Mox Diamond onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
citizen_pain: !card soratami mirror mage
LRRbot: Soratami Mirror-Mage [3U] | Creature — Moonfolk Wizard [2/1] | Flying / {3}, Return three lands you control to their owner's hand: Return target creature to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Frantic Search [2U] | Instant | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. Untap up to three lands.
MrBibz: !card defense grid
LRRbot: Defense Grid [2] | Artifact | Each spell costs {3} more to cast except during its controller's turn.
flatluigi: !card defense grid
HadesLeprechaun: @Earthenone just need to scribble out and replace a few letters!
LRRbot: Trinket Mage [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | When Trinket Mage enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an artifact card with mana value 1 or less, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
silv3r_54: "I'm helping!"
MrBibz: amulet time
Earthenone: another moonfolk!
neisan2112: Alter?
Lawblades: time to get vigorous
squ3e: i mean
frozenphoenix7: Altar is in the yard iirc?
Bionull: Has extra mana for sphere been happening?
frozenphoenix7: @Bionull Serge phased out
squ3e: regal force is an elemental
flatluigi: @Bionull serge is phased out
kynelwynn: Sphere is currently in Zhalfir
hd_dabnado: this guy is also like, very non-human
MurphEP: The backbone of authority
Bionull: Thanks
squ3e: !card nyxbloom
LRRbot: Nyxbloom Ancient [4GGG] | Enchantment Creature — Elemental [5/5] | Trample / If you tap a permanent for mana, it produces three times as much of that mana instead.
Lawblades: amulet of vigor=infinite mana and draw your whole deck
LRRbot: Candelabra of Tawnos [1] | Artifact | {X}, {T}: Untap X target lands.
squ3e: !card craterhoof
LRRbot: Craterhoof Behemoth [5GGG] | Creature — Beast [5/5] | Haste / When Craterhoof Behemoth enters the battlefield, creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.
Dog_of_Myth: Shout out to the eunuchs.
neisan2112: Oh right Amulet
LRRbot: Amulet of Vigor [1] | Artifact | Whenever a permanent enters the battlefield tapped and under your control, untap it.
nightraven949: candle plus paradox would be infinite
squ3e: inf draw here, yeah?
Natedogg2: If Mono means one, does this mean this is the One Artifact?
citizen_pain: mono artifact is such a weird design choice
hackingducks: plenty of UNIX. so many UNIX to choose from.
djalternative: that artifact has mononucleosis?
silv3r_54: Serge play by play
MurphEP: Ooh I like "deterministic infinite" as a phrase
MurphEP: Yeah Serge doing a great job explaining while Wheeler plays it out
Earthenone: have you used your artifacts after replaying them from mass bounce?
bytecaster: Serge phased out and went on the commentary team
silv3r_54: phew
MurphEP: Dangggg
frozenphoenix7: Discard off the loot?
Eggyism: woof
swordmaster2551: gotta discard
superdude097: Wheeler still need to discard, right?
zeathean: you have one blue you overpaid for frantic search
MurphEP: pog
MegaDosX: So Serge might come back to find Graham and Wheeler in smoking craters
Diabore: so ben once again has lands
silv3r_54: advisors be advising
viloke_virran: @zeathean He didn't, he used a floating blue, mox diamond, and a floating colorless iirc.
LRRbot: Seachrome Coast | Land | Seachrome Coast enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
frozenphoenix7: So can Graham stop Bens from just killing the entire table, let's see.....
micalovits: Killing Serge is hard atm though
Alas_Babylon: If Ben untaps, he'll have infinite life, so it'll basically be death
bytecaster: @Alas_Babylon Doesn't prevent death by commander griffin
Alas_Babylon: With infinite cards in hand as well, I should mention lol
Eggyism: right, commander damage
crono3453: I mean, you can make it so damage can't be prevented and hit him for commander damage
squ3e: or thoracle
SeismicLawns: ben can set up to kill serge as soon as serge returns with shaman of the forgotten ways
Earthenone: it emerged from a smaller merfolk
viloke_virran: @Alas_Babylon But tapping down all of serge's creatures does.
Diabore: so, if ben kills the other 2, there are no other cards on the board, he can just leave without ending his turn and serge is trapped
frozenphoenix7: @Alas_Babylon No but I'm pretty sure Ben can just set up to destroy everything Serge can do.
Natedogg2: Attack Serge to send a message.
silv3r_54: protection from EVERYTHING
Earthenone: terferi is serge taking his tonka truck and kicking rocks
citizen_pain: so serge can still technically be attacked?
MegaDosX: Serge basically doesn't exist in the game state right now
LRRbot: Mox Diamond [0] | Artifact | If Mox Diamond would enter the battlefield, you may discard a land card instead. If you do, put Mox Diamond onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
eshplode: Serge can still be attacked if anyone wants to iirc
neisan2112: Pop off time?
Forgotten_Lizard: I mean, you could kill Serge with like a Questing beast or some other way to stop protection that doesn't target
eshplode: It just doesn't do anything
Diabore: does wheeler pay the 2?
LRRbot: Staff of Domination [3] | Artifact | {1}: Untap Staff of Domination. / {2}, {T}: You gain 1 life. / {3}, {T}: Untap target creature. / {4}, {T}: Tap target creature. / {5}, {T}: Draw a card.
viloke_virran: @Forgotten_Lizard Only if you have a non-life total way to kill him, his life total can't change.
DarknessKingCoH: If Serge himself phased out, he'd never phase back in, because he would never have another turn.
Forgotten_Lizard: @Forgotten_Lizard I realized that after I typed it up, you're right
LRRbot: Fierce Guardianship [2U] | Instant | If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. / Counter target noncreature spell.
niccus: does questing beast work or is it technically not a damage prevention effect
MegaDosX: Fierce Guardianship is messed up
viloke_virran: @niccus Protection is damage prevention.
bytecaster: So this is a game with 3 commander players and 1 producer player?
LRRbot: Yeva, Nature's Herald [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Shaman [4/4] | Flash / You may cast green creature spells as though they had flash.
Natedogg2: @niccus Questing Beast kind of works - the damage won't be prevented, but Serge's life total can't change (but it can get "commander damage" through).
niccus: there's also the "your life total can't change" clause
Ukon_Cairns: @niccus protection is damage prevention, but his life total cant change. so he will be damaged, but the life total wont change
Ukon_Cairns: @niccus so we give the questing beast infect
YeomanAres: Like soos's sound board
MegaDosX: Deadly Rollick and Fierce Guardianship are probably the two best of that cycle, but Deflecting Swat can be really good too
SeismicLawns: that moment when you're not cloudstone-pilled
Angelic_Bovines: Ben, you are the youth
MegaDosX: The green and white ones are a bit more narrow I think?
squ3e: its afterdark swearing should be allowed
bytecaster: @niccus What are you talking about. Questing beast already has infect, its on page 34 of the card
MegaDosX: Like the green one fogs and the white one makes your board indestructible
viloke_virran: @niccus Just need to have anything with infect, questing beast prevents combat damage from any of your creatures from being prevented.
kynelwynn: I hate "punt" as the synonym for "miss-play" a punt is a strategic turning over of the ball to prevent giving the other team good field position
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Serge walking in like Troy in that one Community scene
nightraven949: Serge came back from getting Milk
Dog_of_Myth:
MegaDosX: Jesus Graham
TwitchTVsFrank: Lmao
LRRbot: Zuberi, Golden Feather [4W] | Legendary Creature — Griffin [3/3] | Flying / Other Griffin creatures get +1/+1.
Eggyism: oh hell yeah
Mr_Bitterness: Hell yeah, Griffin Lord!
Eggyism: Serge going off
bytecaster: "Yeah, dud, Zuberi totally counts"
bytecaster: *dude
Silver_Drgn: Apparently you can mill someone out if they are under Teferi's Protection with a non target mill.
Pywodwagon: Mirri, Cat Warrior counts as a Cat Warrior
flatluigi: serge's shibari resolves
AttackCowboy: No Griffin Canyon? What sort of cEDH is this?
thraximore:
you didn't put Griffin Canyon in the deck???? 
Evil_John_Cena: Griffin's deserve better says me the werewolf enjoyer
Lawblades: vigor
TheRealWester: !card griffin canyon
LRRbot: Griffin Canyon | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Untap target Griffin. If it's a creature, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
thraximore: O R B
Nyxjbm: I like the Damping Sphere
NewtyNewts: Hate the sphere, love the orb
ReachW: That's how Stax works yeah
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Serge's balls are officially a problem.
Mr_Bitterness: That's Stax baby!
LRRbot: Sapphire Medallion [2] | Artifact | Blue spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Stax is al about spheres.
bytecaster: Damp Count: 1
Nyxjbm: CEDH - the D is for Damp
Dmc3628: Moist Ball Count 1
Fruan: There's a joke about the eunichs that I don't want to make because I don't know Serge that well.
bytecaster: @Nyxjbm Elder Damp Highlander?
WhirlwindAbyss: Soggy Ball count 1
MegaDosX: "I'll never financially recover from this!" - Graham, probably
LRRbot: Hurkyl, Master Wizard [1UU] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard Advisor [2/4] | At the beginning of your end step, if you've cast a noncreature spell this turn, reveal the top five cards of your library. For each card type among noncreature spells you've cast this turn, you may put a card of that type from among the revealed cards into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
NewtyNewts: Graham's got so many advisors, but not one financial advisor!
bytecaster: Grahams Deck is all about back seat advising
Earthenone: Time Passes
djalternative: I would like to petition Graham and the advisors to introduce a motion whereinby we rename stax to orbs.
LoadingReadyRun: Edger, the First Stax Wizard: "Hey guys! I invented a new orb!" *cut to Edger being thrown out the door*
NewtyNewts: Commander Even Damper Hands
silv3r_54: Elder Damping Social Club
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @LoadingReadyRun poor Edgar. He was trying his best.
Dumori: @LoadingReadyRun Doors are too good for Edger he got a window and we all know it
definenull: we can probably fit that onto the board room defenestration meme
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Graham that one hit too close to home.
thegitrogsquirrel: I sure game 3 will be 10 minutes
Eggyism: sol ring isnt even good it only taps for colorless
crashdownreg: Hurkyl I love his recall
MegaDosX: I mean, if you're going to define a deck as "slowly" becoming a problem, it'd be the stax deck
SeismicLawns: cEDH - Creature-types, Eleven-hour-game, Damping-sphere, "How-does-that-card-work-again?"
Dog_of_Myth: @crashdownreg "Her" recall
crashdownreg:
Nyxjbm: Coworkers Embracing a
Xavbull: the horse is here
citizen_pain: ey lois
silv3r_54:
Nyxjbm: Colleagues Experiencing Damp Hubris
squ3e:
josh___something: Wheeler does that too well
SuddenlyPandas: NOOOO PETA it wasn't tapped NOOOO
silv3r_54: hahah
DeM0nFiRe:
definenull: off by one
frozenphoenix7: SERGE
Dog_of_Myth: Off by One
Xavbull: 9+10
NewtyNewts: The BRAND!
NotCainNorAbel:
SmashTCG: OFF BY ONE
neisan2112: AAHHAHAHAHAH
ReachW: 21 isn't 22.
laikagoat:
Diabore: off by 1!
bytecaster: On brand!
MegaDosX: Off *clap* by *clap* one
Pywodwagon: OFF BY ONE
SK__Ren:
TemporallyAwry:
... such a strong brand.
underhill33:
DudelidouX: ON BRAND!
Pharmacistjudge: your brand!
DarthRagnar815:
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GhostofJeffGoldblum:
Jobot180:
TheAwkes:
bytecaster: Off by one in the other direction
Xavbull: Over by one!
DeM0nFiRe:
viloke_virran: Still off by one.
silv3r_54: over by one over by one
Dog_of_Myth:
theamc2000:
definenull:
classic serge
petey_vonwho:
silv3r_54:
definenull:
Diabore: 6 more griffins
Dog_of_Myth:
The bars are going to close before this game ends.
frozenphoenix7: nonland iirc
SeismicLawns: i think it might just be patron
Pharmacistjudge: that's the thing about rhystic study, people think it's not rhystic study...but it's the rhystic study
Syntheticuh: is this still the first game? i had to go after the first few turns
LRRbot: Rebuild [2U] | Instant | Return all artifacts to their owners' hands. / Cycling {2}
bytecaster: @Syntheticuh Game two, different ball
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "We've got time for a second game!" *twelve hours later*
Syntheticuh: ty!
Syntheticuh: who one g1?
LRRbot: Swan Song [U] | Instant | Counter target enchantment, instant, or sorcery spell. Its controller creates a 2/2 blue Bird creature token with flying.
Dog_of_Myth:
MegaDosX: WOW
micalovits: Birb!
Syntheticuh: swan song!
midnightcurryjazz: bord
SeismicLawns: This damping sphere will never die
DMGlol: enjoy a free bird
ztghostie: LMAO
definenull: go birds!
MegaDosX: Holy cats
F1SHOR: swan song OP these games
TemporallyAwry:
Bird 
smertmonkey: sleep over!
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frozenphoenix7: G's gonna find the Verdict
TwitchTVsFrank: Lmao
circusofkirkus:
ztghostie:
definenull:
bold move to do that to your boss
Mr_Bitterness: As if Wheeler wasn't already DQ'd for misdrawing off Rhystic
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Ben you could still get nuggies
squ3e: highlight reel
ztghostie: Graham, we're going to have to issue you a warning for failing to maintain your game space
F1SHOR: your not hostages - you can shake hands and draw lol
NotCainNorAbel: Chicken collusion
eye_h_bar: y=mx+b
kinkubus_: ANTILIFE
LRRbot: Solve the Equation [2U] | Sorcery | Search your library for an instant or sorcery card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Pharmacistjudge: oh goodness...I don't have the bandwidth to go over ALL the penalties that should happen there
MegaDosX: L + ratio + dampened
Evil_John_Cena: Ben about to play Chubby Bunny with chicken nuggets
Wiffels_: what happened to jer from friday night magic those many years ago
kynelwynn: G, I just want to congratulate you for holding such a good Poker face
SeismicLawns: a^2+b^2=c^2+L+Ratio
definenull: !card time spiral
LRRbot: Time Spiral [4UU] | Sorcery | Exile Time Spiral. Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards. You untap up to six lands.
djalternative: the equation is: 3w^2 = 6w
LRRbot: Time Spiral [4UU] | Sorcery | Exile Time Spiral. Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards. You untap up to six lands.
Dog_of_Myth: Also, an expensive card.
LRRbot: Viridian Corrupter [1GG] | Creature — Phyrexian Elf Shaman [2/2] | Infect / When Viridian Corrupter enters the battlefield, destroy target artifact.
MegaDosX: Imagine if Graham had Crackle with Power in his deck
MegaDosX: After all those treasures
squ3e: only artifacts
Diabore: just an artifact
northos: artifact only
SeismicLawns: just an artifact
bytecaster: Only artifact
dm818: just artifacct
flatluigi: corrupter is only artifact
shamblingkrenshar: KILL THE SPHERE
shamblingkrenshar: SET US FREE
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bytecaster: A treasure token
Alas_Babylon: And then Graham makes 21 Treasures
frozenphoenix7: Graham gets uh, 21 Treasures.
MegaDosX: And yeah Graham makes maximum 21 treasures depending on how people pay for things
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I have fully lost the ability to follow what's happening in this game.
definenull: inb4 graham draws into some win con like always
SeismicLawns: welcome to tonight's game show, "Can Graham win with 33 total treasures?!?"
NewtyNewts: D20 plus coin
flatluigi: 33 treasure
Alas_Babylon: Treasure count: [33]
silv3r_54: gonna need a bigger die
Pywodwagon: @GhostofJeffGoldblum this night was made to cause pain to me, a judge, who is trying to keep track of it
MegaDosX: Wheeler now also has a bunch of lands and a full seven
bytecaster: Third gameloss for Wheeler this game
djalternative: can we get G the weird dice?
WiJohn: The "we're so very tired" part of commander night
MegaDosX:
I said earlier to get Graham a d100 
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @GhostofJeffGoldblum yeah godspeed buddy
Evil_John_Cena: Will Graham win? WIll Ben get his nuggs? Will Serge lose his composure? Find out soon same LRR time same LRR channel
northos: scryfall informs me no griffins have flash
Alas_Babylon: ARe there flash changelings?
northos: oh, probably
kinkubus_: it's good psych warfare to use two d20s of different colors. it doesn't FEEL like a huge number
definenull: OH NO
MurphEP:
swordmaster2551: the zoom in
F1SHOR: i usually get a break after this before football but looks like i may not even catch the end of this lol
MegaDosX: So Wheeler either has nothing, or has a grip full of countermagic
SmashTCG: G has a million mana now cool
Eggyism:
Diabore: !card the aschimandrite
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
MegaDosX: Ah, so nothing
frozenphoenix7: Yes, that's nothing
definenull: its kamigawa baby
code1300: Gram got 22 treasures right
Diabore: !card the archimandrite
LRRbot: The Archimandrite [2URW] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [0/5] | At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain X life, where X is the number of cards in your hand minus 4. / Whenever you gain life, each Advisor, Artificer, and Monk you control gains vigilance and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the amount of life you gained. / Tap three untapped Advisors, Artificers, and/or Monks you control: Draw a card.
code1300: 22
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Serge's wet ball continues to make Ben's life difficult.
frozenphoenix7: @code1300 Yep, has cool 33 chilling there
HadesLeprechaun: you had the chance!
Pharmacistjudge: !decklists
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "Serge! Dry your god damned ball!" - an exasperated Ben
definenull: serge's orb has survived since it etb on turn 2...
MegaDosX: Just casually using twelve mana
Pharmacistjudge: trying to see if G has a combo in his deck to just win
MrBibz: @definenull theyve tried!
Diabore: @definenull rhystic study has survived since turn 1
LRRbot: Leyline of Sanctity [2WW] | Enchantment | If Leyline of Sanctity is in your opening hand, you may begin the game with it on the battlefield. / You have hexproof.
MrBibz: Serge literally used a white counterspell to save it
LRRbot: Propaganda [2U] | Enchantment | Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each creature they control that's attacking you.
LRRbot: Jacob Hauken, Inspector [1U] (back: Hauken's Insight) | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [0/2] | {T}: Draw a card, then exile a card from your hand face down. You may look at that card for as long as it remains exiled. You may pay {4}{U}{U}. If you do, transform Jacob Hauken, Inspector.
MegaDosX: The Haukenverse!
kinkubus_: G is formidable
Xavbull: Oh it's Jacob!
AttackCowboy: One of those tings is not like the others
ReachW: Press X to Jacob.
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah
LRRbot: Dockside Extortionist [1R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [1/2] | When Dockside Extortionist enters the battlefield, create X Treasure tokens, where X is the number of artifacts and enchantments your opponents control.
definenull: oh no
MegaDosX: Oh boy
Nukified:
TemporallyAwry: So that draw-7 was just full of gas, huh?
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definenull: offbyone
Eggyism: LEEEROY
NewtyNewts: Off by one?
Paranundrox: off by one
Pharmacistjudge: ah G has breach combo in his deck
Badchop:
off by one
silv3r_54: off by one!
Evil_John_Cena: off by one
LRRbot: Hurkyl, Master Wizard [1UU] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard Advisor [2/4] | At the beginning of your end step, if you've cast a noncreature spell this turn, reveal the top five cards of your library. For each card type among noncreature spells you've cast this turn, you may put a card of that type from among the revealed cards into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
MegaDosX: Oh if he hits Breach here
MrBibz: cool FOW lmao
definenull: whiff D:
LRRbot: Sakura-Tribe Scout [G] | Creature — Snake Shaman Scout [1/1] | {T}: You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.
definenull: oh no i think ben might have the hoof
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LRRbot: Whisperer of the Wilds [1G] | Creature — Human Shaman [0/2] | {T}: Add {G}. / Ferocious — {T}: Add {G}{G}. Activate only if you control a creature with power 4 or greater.
LRRbot: Loaming Shaman [2G] | Creature — Centaur Shaman [3/2] | When Loaming Shaman enters the battlefield, target player shuffles any number of target cards from their graveyard into their library.
Fruan: Oh. I feel like an idiot, but I'm just putting something together - when your interaction is cEDH level, but your threats are all derp tribal, games don't end.
Rubber_Ducksauce: Who will win, 3 powerful commander decks, or one wet ball?
LRRbot: Summoner's Pact [0] | Instant | Search your library for a green creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / At the beginning of your next upkeep, pay {2}{G}{G}. If you don't, you lose the game.
Dumori: Also bringing Stax sure makes a game go long
Nukified: no this is just stax doing it's thing
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Fruan we might be here forever yeah
definenull: is dobby free?
MegaDosX: To be fair, Serge can get griffins quickly, Ben has Hoof, Graham has Breach Combo, and I'm sure Wheeler has something absurd to just win with
Fruan: @Dumori That certainly helps, yeah
LoadingReadyRun:
@Fruan we are also learning these things
niccus: on the plus side, you will never interact with your friends more in your life
Draxxonator: G has propaganda
MegaDosX: Propaganda might save Graham
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Serge's. Freakin. Wet. Ball.
Fruan: Get DAMP, fool
NewtyNewts: So wetted!
definenull: MVP / MVS / MVO : the wetball
FoxyJewels: hydrorb
Xavbull: This is a PSA to never let your friends damp the sphere
Natedogg2: I'm just waiting for Serge to have Settle the Wreckage.
Wonderdoc: Or a fog effect
FoxyJewels: @Natedogg2 that'd be so awful. let's hope.
Eggyism: no one plays around settle
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Natedogg2 jesus wept
LRRbot: Craterhoof Behemoth [5GGG] | Creature — Beast [5/5] | Haste / When Craterhoof Behemoth enters the battlefield, creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.
LoadingReadyRun: The new Phyrexia set has the Glistening Sphere. more wet balls!
LRRbot: Cyclonic Rift [1U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent you don't control to its owner's hand. / Overload {6}{U}
Dog_of_Myth: YES
definenull: YES
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh LET's GO
definenull: WE ARE FREE
MegaDosX: Wheeler saying he wants to go home!
Fruan: Game must end!
Diabore: call it enough?
bytecaster: At some point the win con changes to: Go home
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SeismicLawns: in response i get in my 4 door sedan
F1SHOR: everyone just conceed then youtube cant complain
Diabore: ben wants total scorched earth
kinkubus_: 150? I missed something
niccus: erase all hope!
FoxyJewels: bad news, ben... there's 819 of us
baskwalla: I don't want any weirdos to happen. I agree
SmashTCG: COrrupter kills someone on his own yeah
crashdownreg: hoof
Dog_of_Myth: @kinkubus_ Hoof
cola_nq: cheddarhoof ftw
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @F1SHOR and yet, they shall.
NewtyNewts: Each creature gets craterhoof damage
MegaDosX: !card craterhoof behemoth
LRRbot: Craterhoof Behemoth [5GGG] | Creature — Beast [5/5] | Haste / When Craterhoof Behemoth enters the battlefield, creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.
Diabore: @kinkubus_ hoof adds many many damage
LRRbot: Turntimber Symbiosis [4GGG] (back: Turntimber, Serpentine Wood) | Sorcery | Look at the top seven cards of your library. You may put a creature card from among them onto the battlefield. If that card has mana value 3 or less, it enters with three additional +1/+1 counters on it. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
ReachW: Joke's on us Youtube will complain anyway, even if they're wrong.
MegaDosX: Look at not reveal, but fair
LRRbot: Orochi Sustainer [1G] | Creature — Snake Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Add {G}.
MegaDosX: It's whatever, yeah
Diabore: it gets 3 counters!
definenull: that 1/2 has to hold the fort while everyone else choo-choo's
Paranundrox: it gets 3 counters at least
LRRbot: Concordant Crossroads [G] | World Enchantment | All creatures have haste.
viloke_virran: It gets 3 +1/+1 counters, so it's actually a 4/6 because it's also a snake.
definenull: FREEDOM
NewtyNewts: Green gets Wins!
bytecaster: We are free, I need to sleep
MrSarkhan:
WiJohn: So, one more?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: jesus christ, it's over
Ukon_Cairns: hoof, there it is
NotCainNorAbel:
1000 - Super fun.
flatluigi: and now, an hour of sub reads
GhostofJeffGoldblum: after 10,000 years we're free
Pywodwagon: bo3?
Diabore: a pair of 2 hour games
thegitrogsquirrel: One. More. Game.
Paranundrox: Damping Sphere all star
the_spider_bucket: Great game
MrBibz:
WhirlwindAbyss: just under 4 hours
FoxyJewels: and then, settle the wreckage
Eggyism: ONE MORE GAME
MegaDosX: Destroy that card
Evil_John_Cena: Let it ride
kinkubus_: Please do this again someday, just don't try to do two games
bytecaster: This was great!
Wonderdoc: That orb added at least 30 min to this match
MrSarkhan: Maybe not with Stax next time lol
eye_h_bar: Maybe not with Stax at the table?
MrBibz: Actual cEDH probably wouldnt end up like this lmao
Paranundrox: @Wonderdoc way more tbh
Diabore: @Wonderdoc id guess an hour and a half
Evil_John_Cena: Next week mono blue edh
Pywodwagon: go buy a damping sphere
Evil_John_Cena: 4 players mono blue
MegaDosX: Mono blue has been done
Dumori: @MrSarkhan 4 diffrent CEDH stax builds
WhirlwindAbyss: 4 player stax
MegaDosX: They've done mono blue, mono green, and mono red
Dumori: 1 game all of table-top game
Evil_John_Cena: yeah but do it again cause id din't see it
HadesLeprechaun: Otter tribal and allow Lutri to be the commander!
Evil_John_Cena: *didn't see it
ReachW: Mono-White Stax night sounds like my kind of hell.
djalternative: and mono brown
Juliamon: !newtube
kinkubus_: so much space
Diabore: !store
TruPhantomAngel: WHAT!?!?
MegaDosX: Man I love moving moonbases
Juliamon: !lrrmove
Evil_John_Cena: Woo Friday Nights!
Diabore: @TruPhantomAngel new moonbase launched, just gotta wait for it to land
RETURNTOMONKAE: ive only found videos on 2 of the monos where do i find the rest?
Ukon_Cairns: i am kinda hoping for some of those existential angst mono black decks from that one asklrr, thatd be neat.
TruPhantomAngel: FRIDAY NIGHTS?!!?
TheAwkes: I'm not big on merch, so I just bumped my Patreon tier!
MrSarkhan:
eye_h_bar: Bye!
definenull:
thank you paul 
WiJohn: Get that chicken!
MegaDosX: @RETURNTOMONKAE It wasn't labelled mono-blue in its title, but it was one where Crim was a guest, and they were playing remotely
MegaDosX: So it was 2021 I think
TruPhantomAngel: @Diabore Ty! ...which number will this one be?
Diabore: @TruPhantomAngel oh, yeah, they planned to do it march... 2020, then things happened, then they planeed to do it last year, and graham got very sick, so soon tm
kinkubus_: "slain"
ReachW: Sick, I love losing at Slay the Spire, probably my favourite activity.
Diabore: @TruPhantomAngel it will be the 6th moonbase
Dog_of_Myth: It's very good
definenull: more orbs
MrSarkhan: So much Spire to Slay
josh___something: slay, queen
djalternative: I'm still lobbying for the googley eyes mod
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "oh gosh,I hope nothing's happened to him"
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MegaDosX: Hi raiders! You missed some real shenanigans
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Loonatic93: What up, yall!
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Diabore: getting close to the end
Evil_John_Cena: Will Kathleen be doing her music stream this week Graham?
Juliamon: They gave it biomes
kinkubus_: Citizen Sleeper ... but I want to play it ... but I want to watch TS ... such a problem
MegaDosX: Yo dawg I heard you like features
GhostofJeffGoldblum: bless you, Serge
MegaDosX: Gesundheit
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pn55: Bless you!
ContingentCat: gesundheit x2 Serge
Evil_John_Cena: wait am i allowed to ask that here?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh HELL yeah
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Citizen Sleeper is extremely good
Pywodwagon: oh hell yea citizen sleeper
Diabore: its not a story game
ContingentCat: @Evil_John_Cena she hasn't said anything to the contrary as far as I've seen, she'll tweet if BNFs is cancelled
MegaDosX: It was false advertising, the game >_>
neisan2112: The menu was soooooooooooo bad
MegaDosX: And the interface sucks
Juliamon: SMASH UPPPP
ThirdGames: You CAN build in it, I've had fun building a huge base
pn55: So what are you playing Ben?
kynelwynn: Random W+P style mobile game bait and switch?
Diabore: so what is happening on lets nope?
neisan2112: Wait what is on Lets nope
Juliamon: Consider Let's Nope TBD
Evil_John_Cena: @ContingentCat My twitter is stuck in read-only hell for some reason and I can't get anybody to fix it.
Diabore: both good options
MegaDosX:
Didn't you just finish Dead Space remake? 
GhostofJeffGoldblum: ah, Callisto Protocol: The Original
Evil_John_Cena: Like I think they thought my account was bot run or something and it just will not let me do anything about it
Juliamon: Evil_John_Cena You can still view her twitter though, right?
Evil_John_Cena: I don't even know anymore, I'll just have to remember to catch it tomorrow night
flatluigi: it's me!
Xavbull: Hey look that's me!
buhlian22 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 20 months, currently on a 4 month streak!
buhlian22: great stream guys!
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hd_dabnado: BUH
flatluigi: buhh
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Wheeler get some sleep my man
Argonathium subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 50 months!
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flatluigi: now go have dinner and also sleep
DeM0nFiRe:
o/ 
baskwalla: Thanks y'all
ReachW: me too!
baskwalla: g'night
Dog_of_Myth:
ford_prefect1789: love you
djalternative: o/
pn55: Go have diner and rest all!
kynelwynn: get food and rest. Thanks for stream
Ukon_Cairns:
its tomorrow here
PigmyOcelot:
lordcypherofcaliban: I was amazed you were still online
ReachW: Goodnight everybody!
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
Evil_John_Cena: it's only 11 here lightweights
Ukon_Cairns: g'knight all
chaostreader: Time for chicken!
Xavbull: see ya
Fruan: Maybe in future, if the first commander game goes for more than 2 hours, you could fill the rest of the stream out with jumpstart or something instead? These super long streams seem rough.
Pharmacistjudge: I am betting there is a standing invite to EDHinjinks for Graham, but scheduling is a thing
Ukon_Cairns: @Fruan there was the hope that the games would be faster, just so happened a stax piece in play and a moonfolk in hand meant the quick kills never quite manifested
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